1	seal-clubbing club	0		
2	seal tooth	0		
3	nippy helmet turtle	0		Cold Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
4	gray turtle totem	0		
5	pasta spoon	0		
6	upside-down ravioli hat of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
7	saucepan	0		
8	spices	0		
9	nippy disco mask	0		Cold Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
10	wobbly disco ball	0		
11	jittery stolen accordion	0		Song Duration: 5
12	mariachi pants	0		Familiar Effect: "8xPotato, cap 2"
14	pickled wobbly twirling purple moxie weed	1		Effect: "Mint-Condition Breath", Effect Duration: 20
15	boiled squat gray strongness elixir	1		Effect: "Perception", Effect Duration: 10
16	compressed upside-down magicalness-in-a-can	1		
17	tasty noodles	3	awesome	
18	tortoise's blessing	0		
19	crafty asparagus knife	0		Maximum MP: +10
20	skewed Kentucky-style derby	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 5"
21	sweet ninja sword	0		
22	studded boxer shorts	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, 4xVolley, cap 5"
23	chewing gum on a string	0		
24	ten-leaf clover	0		
25	meat paste	0		
26	Dolphin King's map	0		
27	spider web	0		
28	really spider web	0		
29	really really spider web	0		
30	huge rock	0		
31	pulsating seal-toothed rock	0		
32	sinister Bjorn's Hammer	0		Spell Damage: +10, Class: "Seal Clubber"
33	snorkel	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
34	arcane researcher's Dolphin King's crown	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xGhuol, cap 8"
35	purple auspicious Knob Goblin scimitar	0		Item Drop: +10
36	Knob Goblin tongs of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
37	Usain Bolt's viking helmet	0		Initiative: +80, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 5"
38	blue frosty Knob Goblin pants	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 5xPotato, cap 6"
39	skewed pretty flower	0		
40	casino pass	0		
41	bad upside-down ice-cold Sir Schlitz	4	decent	
42	hermit permit	0		
43	worthless trinket	0		
44	worthless gewgaw	0		
45	worthless knick-knack	0		
46	figurine	0		
47	tiny bland hot buttered roll	1	decent	
48	heart of rock and roll	0		
49	flavorless bowl of cottage cheese	3	decent	
50	wobbly shaking strapping Rock and Roll Legend	0		Muscle: +5, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10
51	huge greasy Knob Goblin Uberpants	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 3xFairy, cap 11"
52	banjo strings	0		
53	wholesome stone banjo	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10
54	prompt therapeutic Disco Banjo	0		Adventures: +3, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Class: "Disco Bandit"
55	jabañero pepper	0		
56	shaking hot sauce	0		
57	narrow huge brainy 5-Alarm Saucepan	0		Mysticality: +5, Class: "Sauceror"
58	stone turtle	0		
59	slingshot	0		
60	ghostly resourceful Mace of the Tortoise	0		Maximum MP: +50, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
61	yummy fortune cookie	4	awesome	
62	experienced oriole-feather headdress	0		Experience: +2, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xVolley, cap 3"
63	action figure body	0		
64	action figure head	0		
65	bouncing Mighty Bjorn action figure	0		
66	twig	0		
67	pulsating spaghetti with rock-balls	0		
68	scorching Pasta Spoon of Peril of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Hot Damage: +25, Class: "Pastamancer"
69	Newbiesport™ tent	0		
70	bar skin	0		
71	scorching stakes	0		Hot Damage: +25
72	maroon barskin hat of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 13"
73	barskin tent	0		
74	Temple map	0		
75	ghostly sapling	0		
76	Spooky-Gro fertilizer	0		
77	curative stick	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
78	padded pretty bouquet	0		Damage Absorption: +20
79	bugbear bungguard	0		Familiar Effect: "5xBarrr, cap 7"
80	lime green fairy gravy boat	0		
81	acceptable irresponsibly strong ice-cold Willer	10	good	
82	bouncing jittery ring	0		
83	shaft	0		
84	Orcish meat locker	0		
85	unlocked meat locker	0		
86	upside-down key	0		
87	mirror meat from yesterday	0		
88	upside-down upside-down meat stack	0		
89	upside-down sword hilt	0		
90	purple helmet recipe	0		
91	pants kit	0		
92	mirror meatsmithing guide	0		
93	rosewater-soaked basic meat sword	0		Stench Resistance: +3
94	basic meat pants of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xPotato, cap 10"
95	red Usain Bolt's basic meat helmet	0		Initiative: +80, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 2xFairy, cap 10"
96	blurry Tesla dope gangsta bling-bling	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
97	twirling greasy Temple Grandin's pimpin' meat hat	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xVolley, cap 13"
98	dried face	0		
99	meat face	0		
100	narrow mirror purple lifeless meat doll	0		
101	meat golem	0		
102	yellow shrunken head	0		
103	narrow auspicious staff of the sweet-tooth	0		Item Drop: +10, Candy Drop: +100
104	scarecrow	0		
105	normal fuchsia bowl of charms	3	good	
106	ketchup	1	good	
107	catsup	1	good	
108	stick	0		
109	red skewed wobbly crossbow string	0		
110	shellacked basic meat staff	0		Damage Reduction: 7
111	bouncing basic meat crossbow of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15
112	ghostly lime green grievous meatloaf helmet of the detective	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Item Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1.5xFairy, cap 13"
113	dripping meat sword of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40
114	spinning Van der Graaf dripping meat staff	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
115	mirror executive dripping meat crossbow	0		Meat Drop: +40
116	prompt Newton's Bugfinder Blade	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Adventures: +3
117	olive Gnollish plunger	0		
118	spring	0		
119	sprocket	0		
120	cog	0		
121	pulsating sprocket assembly	0		
122	cog and sprocket assembly	0		
123	narrow upside-down Gnollish flyswatter	0		
124	empty meat tank	0		
125	bouncing blurry full meat tank	0		
126	meat engine	0		
127	coward's Gnollish autoplunger	0		Monster Level: -20
128	squat friendly meat pants	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, cap 11"
129	weightlifter's third-hand nunchaku	0		Muscle: +15
130	fortified eyepatch	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Familiar Effect: "4xBarrr, cap 8"
131	frilly skirt	0		Familiar Effect: "4xFairy, cap 8"
132	pulsating Meat maid body	0		
133	blinking Certificate of Participation	0		
134	pulsating bitchin' meatcar	0		
135	sweet rims	0		
136	tires	0		
137	dope wheels	0		
138	ice-cold six-pack	0		
139	valuable trinket	0		
140	dingy planks	0		
141	lime green dingy dinghy	0		
142	skewed blinking anticheese	0		
143	shaking cottage	0		
144	stone of eXtreme power	0		
145	blurry barbed-wire fence	0		
146	dinghy plans	0		
147	ghostly gray Fonzie's eXtreme meat sword	0		Experience (Moxie): +1
148	pulsating hardy eXtreme meat staff	0		Maximum HP: +50
149	shaking bouncing greedy eXtreme meat crossbow	0		Meat Drop: +20
150	fuchsia asbestos-lined lard-coated Scalp of Gorgolok	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +5, Class: "Seal Clubber", Familiar Effect: "3xGhuol, cap 25"
151	steel-toed Elder Turtle Shell of the sewer	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Stench Damage: +25, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "3xGhuol, cap 25"
152	twirling padded Colander of Em-er'il of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Damage Absorption: +20, Class: "Pastamancer", Familiar Effect: "3xGhuol, cap 25"
153	Jack Frost's hardened Ancient Saucehelm	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Class: "Sauceror", Familiar Effect: "3xGhuol, cap 25"
154	Jack Frost's Disco 'Fro Pick of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Class: "Disco Bandit", Familiar Effect: "3xGhuol, cap 25"
155	smelly Socratic El Sombrero De Lopez	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Class: "Accordion Thief", Familiar Effect: "3xGhuol, cap 25"
156	guild application	0		
157	spinning Dramatic™ range	0		
158	Gnollish pie tin	0		
159	tumbling wad of dough	0		
160	twirling skewed cyan pie crust	0		
161	half-sized rotten ghuol egg	2	crappy	
162	adequate jumbo ghuol egg quiche	5	good	
163	skeleton bone of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50
164	smart skull	0		
165	skewer	0		
166	ghuol ears	0		
167	moldy diet ghuol-ear kabob	1	crappy	
168	manspreader's bone rattle	0		Monster Level: +10
169	bugbear beanie	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 7"
170	shaking lihc eye	0		
171	tasty teal lihc eye pie	4	awesome	
172	gnoll lips	0		
173	narrow taco shell	0		
174	Gnollish casserole dish	0		
175	tiny rotten uncooked chorizo	1	crappy	
176	disembodied brain	0		
177	brainy skull	0		
178	detective skull	0		
179	normal chorizo taco	4	good	
180	tolerable ice-cold fotie	4	good	
181	mirror baseball	0		
182	batgut	0		
183	bat wing	0		
184	pulsating briefcase	0		
185	fat stacks of cash	0		
186	bean	0		
187	loose teeth	0		
188	pulsating bat guano	0		
189	skewed guano coffee cup	0		
191	shaking prompt batskin belt	0		Adventures: +3
192	batskin belt	0		
193	skewed birthday candle	0		
194	Mr. Accessory of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100, Softcore Only
195	eXtreme nose ring of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50
196	pulsating spinning squat disassembled clover	0		
197	rat whisker	0		
198	rat appendix	0		
199	Da Vinci's ring	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5
200	rotten rat appendix kabob	3	crappy	
201	adequate bat wing kabob	4	good	
202	adequate yellow carob chunks	3	good	
203	herbs	0		
204	fancy yummy fuchsia tumbling carob chunk cookies	4	awesome	Effect: "You Can Really Taste the Dormouse", Effect Duration: 10
205	skewed secret blend of herbs and spices	0		
206	upside-down piercing post	0		
207	hippy herbal tea	1	awesome	
208	jittery patchouli incense stick	0		
209	wad of tofu	0		
210	narrow Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	0		Bonus Resting MP: +7
211	upside-down decorative fountain	0		
212	windchimes	0		
213	filthy corduroys of the ox of James Dean	0		Muscle: +20, Experience (Moxie): +3, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 2xPotato, cap 15"
214	jittery careful filthy knitted dread sack	0		Monster Level: -10, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 15"
215	Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix	0		
216	miniature adequate carob brownies	2	good	
217	diet rotten herb brownies	1	crappy	
218	hemp string	0		
219	squat necklace chain	0		
220	gnoll teeth	0		
221	twirling occult gnoll-tooth necklace	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25
222	phat turquoise bead	0		
223	Lo Pan's phat turquoise bracelet	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30
224	teal eyepatch of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, cap 6"
225	rotten narrow tofu casserole	4	crappy	
226	pickled can of Red Minotaur	1	decent	
227	sharpshooter's Kentucky-fried meat sword	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10
228	greedy Kentucky-fried meat staff	0		Meat Drop: +20
229	lightning-fast Kentucky-fried meat crossbow	0		Initiative: +40
230	blinking thinker's dead guy's watch	0		Mysticality: +10, Single Equip, Nonstackable Watch
231	fuchsia Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent	0		
232	purple Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	0		
233	wobbly Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	0		
234	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	0		
235	bouncing groovy Bigger Bugfinder Blade of the blizzard	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +25
236	wobbly blue Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit	0		
237	delicious weak bottle of gin	2	awesome	
238	practically non-alcoholic artisanal blue bottle of vodka	1	EPIC	
239	banded smartaleck's Orcish baseball cap	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Damage Absorption: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr, cap 15"
240	frosty Herculean Orcish cargo shorts	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 2xGhuol, cap 15"
241	therapeutic Orcish frat-paddle	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
242	yummy	3	awesome	
243	adequate grapefruit	3	good	
244	bland bite-sized grapes	1	decent	
245	snack-sized spoiled olive	2	crappy	
246	normal tomato	3	good	
247	fermenting powder	0		
248	lousy blinking salty dog	3	decent	
249	lousy watered-down bloody mary	2	decent	
250	smooth screwdriver	3	awesome	
251	practically non-alcoholic perfectly mixed maroon wobbly martini	1	EPIC	
252	tolerable upside-down purple bloody beer	4	good	
253	smooth watered-down shot of schnapps	2	awesome	
254	drinkable irresponsibly strong twirling shot of grapefruit schnapps	9	good	
255	practically non-alcoholic mediocre fine wine	1	decent	
256	special tolerable shot of tomato schnapps	3	good	Effect: "The Strength... of the Future", Effect Duration: 35
257	drinkable weak extra-spicy bloody mary	2	good	
258	dense meat stack	0		
259	cyan snake skin	0		
260	decent White Citadel fries	3	good	
261	small spoiled White Citadel burger	2	crappy	
262	massive bland piece of wedding cake	8	decent	
263	huge flavorless chocolate chips	7	decent	
264	delicious chocolate chip cookies	3	awesome	
265	satin pants of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xPotato, cap 10"
266	lousy lightning	3	decent	
267	medical-grade mullet wig	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 2xGhuol, cap 10"
268	aromatic meat cowboy hat	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 3xLep, cap 10"
269	rock-hard sword	0		Damage Reduction: 5
270	picket fence	0		
271	twisted maroon barbell	1		Effect: "You Read The Manual", Effect Duration: 25
272	modified shaking concentrated magicalness pill	1		
273	vaporized moxie weed	1		Effect: "Penguinny Flavor", Effect Duration: 35
274	Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium	0		
275	mosquito larva	0		
276	leprechaun hatchling	0		
277	powdered extra-strength strongness elixir	1		
278	boiled jittery jug-o-magicalness	1		
279	twisted suntan lotion of moxiousness	1		
280	upside-down Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	0		
281	cyan blinking gasmask of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, cap 12"
282	blurry Boris's key	0		
283	spinning Jarlsberg's key	0		
284	Sneaky Pete's key	0		
285	double-paned walrus-tusk earring	0		Cold Resistance: +5
286	banded ring of half-assed regeneration	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Single Equip
287	tumbling chilly Boris's ring	0		Cold Damage: +5
288	potato sprout	0		
289	occult Jarlsberg's earring	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25
290	Sneaky Pete's breath spray of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100
291	tumbling sharpshooter's brawny can of maces	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +10
292	flame-retardant rubber axe	0		Hot Resistance: +1
293	rock-hard wicked chef's hat	0		Spell Damage: +5, Damage Reduction: 5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xLep, cap 7"
294	zippy pail	0		Initiative: +20, Familiar Effect: "2xFairy, cap 7"
295	brawny demonskin trousers	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 3xPotato, cap 17"
296	wholesome dungeoneer's dungarees	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 4xPotato, cap 7"
297	non-diffused wet huge tamarind-flavored chewing gum	0		Effect: "Charrrming", Effect Duration: 59
298	enhanced liquefied squat lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum	0		Effect: "Savage Beast Inside", Effect Duration: 17
299	pressed wet skewed pickle-flavored chewing gum	0		Effect: "Disdain of the Storm Tortoise", Effect Duration: 57
300	chilled diffused deionized skewed jabañero-flavored chewing gum	0		Effect: "Nothing Is Impossible", Effect Duration: 69
301	maroon ghostly flat dough	0		
302	normal Knob sausage	3	good	
303	stale narrow Knob mushroom	3	decent	
304	blinking ghostly dry noodles	0		
305	slick Knob Goblin harem pants	0		Moxie: +10, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 8xPotato, cap 2"
306	Knob Goblin harem veil of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "5xLep, cap 2"
307	ionized Knob Goblin perfume	0		Effect: "Carol of the Bones", Effect Duration: 49
308	therapeutic Knob Goblin elite helm	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "2xFairy, cap 15"
309	skewed double-paned Knob Goblin elite pants	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, cap 15"
310	bouncing Usain Bolt's Knob Goblin elite polearm	0		Initiative: +80
311	hill of beans	0		
312	jittery Knob Goblin visor of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 12"
313	blinking yellow Crown of the Goblin King of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, 1xGhuol, cap 17"
314	snack-sized decent bean burrito	2	good	
315	diet delicious tumbling skewed bean burrito	1	awesome	
316	moldy insanely bean burrito	4	crappy	
317	rotten bean burrito	3	crappy	
318	big adequate tumbling spinning red bean burrito	5	good	
319	massive flavorless insanely bean burrito	9	decent	
320	bland bat haggis	3	decent	
321	thick fancy decent menudo	5	good	Effect: "Jingle Jangle Jingle", Effect Duration: 25
322	tiny flavorless purple goat cheese	1	decent	
323	half-sized decent plain pizza	2	good	
324	rotten immense sausage pizza	7	crappy	
325	bland red goat cheese pizza	4	decent	
326	adequate gigantic mushroom pizza	6	good	
327	goat	0		
328	drinkable tumbling bottle of whiskey	3	good	
329	bouncing rosewater-soaked goat beard	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato, cap 15"
330	huge glass of goat's milk	1	awesome	
331	drinkable Canadian	3	good	
332	big moldy tumbling lemon	5	crappy	
333	miniature bland mirror lime	2	decent	
334	blue sabre teeth of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60
335	sabre-toothed lime cub	0		
336	consolation ribbon of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50
337	ghostly ol' trophy	0		
338	tenderizing hammer	0		
339	pulsating Cobb's Knob lab key	0		
340	oxidized pressed ionized Knob Goblin steroids	0		Effect: "Christmessy", Effect Duration: 16
341	quantum Knob Goblin love potion	0		Effect: "Meatwise", Effect Duration: 38
342	Knob Goblin stink bomb	0		
343	magnetized Knob Goblin sharpening spray	0		Effect: "Inebriate Pride", Effect Duration: 46
344	Knob Goblin seltzer	0		
345	Knob Goblin superseltzer	0		
346	maroon twirling scrumptious reagent	0		
347	Dyspepsi-Cola	0		
348	rosy-cheeked ninja mask	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xBarrr, cap 20"
349	icy katana hilt	0		
350	hot katana blade	0		
351	extremely unsafe icy-hot katana of the glutton	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Food Drop: +100
352	supercool ninja hot pants	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 3xPotato, cap 17"
353	ninja stars	0		
354	MacGyver's experienced nunchaku	0		Experience: +2, Maximum MP: +100
355	wobbly eXtreme scarf of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 25"
356	Annie Oakley's snowboarder pants	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 25"
357	Mountain Stream soda	0		
358	adequate gr8ps	4	good	
359	diet stale special t8r tots	1	decent	Effect: "Super Accuracy", Effect Duration: 40
360	Da Vinci's miner's helmet	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 20"
361	shaking narrow groovy miner's pants	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1.5xPotato, cap 20"
362	therapeutic 7-Foot Dwarven mattock	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
363	fuchsia shaking linoleum ore	0		
364	asbestos ore	0		
365	spinning chrome ore	0		
366	linoleum sword hilt	0		
367	mirror linoleum stick	0		
368	linoleum crossbow string	0		
369	blurry asbestos sword hilt	0		
370	huge asbestos stick	0		
371	spinning asbestos crossbow string	0		
372	shaking chrome sword hilt	0		
373	chrome stick	0		
374	chrome crossbow string	0		
375	linoleum meat stack	0		
376	asbestos meat stack	0		
377	chrome meat stack	0		
378	yellow blurry medical-grade linoleum sword of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
379	coward's fortified linoleum staff	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Monster Level: -20
380	lime green Temple Grandin's linoleum crossbow of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Familiar Weight: +7
381	auspicious wicked asbestos sword	0		Spell Damage: +5, Item Drop: +10
382	smooth beefcake's asbestos staff	0		Muscle: +25, Moxie: +15
383	censurious curative asbestos crossbow	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
384	blinking supercharged slick chrome sword	0		Moxie: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +30
385	knitted chrome staff of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Cold Resistance: +3
386	yellow ruddy padded chrome crossbow	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +40
387	fuzzy dice	0		
388	gray yeti fur	0		
389	baleful meaty helmet turtle	0		Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xFairy, cap 17"
390	Da Vinci's asbestos helmet turtle	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xFairy, cap 20"
391	mirror smelly linoleum helmet turtle	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xFairy, cap 25"
392	fuchsia flame-wreathed chrome helmet turtle	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xFairy, cap 30"
393	penguin skin	0		
394	yak skin	0		
395	red bouncing hippopotamus skin	0		
396	toasty penguin shorts	0		Hot Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xGhuol, cap 30"
397	groovy yakskin pants	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xPotato, cap 35"
398	twirling baleful hippopotamus pants	0		Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 2xGhuol, cap 32"
399	Herculean eXtreme mittens	0		Experience (Muscle): +1
400	handful of drink tickets	0		
401	olive Knob Kitchen grab-bag	0		
402	spinning swashbuckling pants of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 1.5xFairy, cap 20"
403	friendly shoulder parrot	0		Familiar Weight: +3
404	blurry purple huge sizzling acoustic guitarrr	0		Hot Damage: +10
405	sunken chest	0		
406	wobbly pirate pelvis	0		
407	pirate skull	0		
408	bouncing pirate skeleton	0		
409	vial of patchouli oil	0		
410	mansplainer's sk8board	0		Monster Level: +15
411	Jolly Roger charrrm	0		
412	barrrnacle	0		
413	bouncing shaking manspreader's Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	0		Monster Level: +10
414	dance instructor's crowbarrr	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10
415	squat leotarrrd of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 2xPotato, cap 22"
416	brainy safarrri hat	0		Mysticality: +5, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, cap 22"
417	polarized henna tattoo	0		Effect: "Trufflin'", Effect Duration: 26
418	moist twirling Ferrigno's Elixir of Power	0		Effect: "In the Limelight", Effect Duration: 45
419	energized blurry twirling serum of sarcasm	0		Effect: "Innately Wise", Effect Duration: 69
420	galvanized alkaline tomato juice of powerful power	0		Effect: "Itchy Trigger Finger", Effect Duration: 45
421	tarnished pickled shaking philter of phorce	0		Effect: "Become Intensely interested", Effect Duration: 67
422	vacuum-sealed potion of potency	0		Effect: "Rain Dancin'", Effect Duration: 57
423	quadruple-activated vacuum-sealed cordial of concentration	0		Effect: "Hip to Be Square Dancin'", Effect Duration: 23
424	ionized blurry ointment of the occult	0		Effect: "Block-Rockin' Beet", Effect Duration: 28
425	Vulcanized teal oil of expertise	0		Effect: "So Fresh and So Clean", Effect Duration: 55
426	corrupted improved ghostly potion of temporary gr8ness	0		Effect: "Oh Hamlet Hamlet Hamlet Hamlet", Effect Duration: 14
427	blinking box of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100, Wiki Name: "box"
428	nothing-in-the-box	0		
429	beanbag chair	0		Bonus Resting MP: +30
430	acid-squirting flower	0		Single Equip, Thorns: 1
431	healthy clown shoes	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Clowniness: 25
432	manspreader's bloody clown pants	0		Monster Level: +10, Clowniness: 25, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 2xFairy, cap 12"
433	skinny balloon	0		
434	greasy balloon helmet	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Clowniness: 25, Familiar Effect: "3xFairy, cap 12"
435	dog trainer's Samson's balloon sword	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Experience (familiar): +1, Clowniness: 50
436	huge balloon monkey	0		
437	chef skull	0		
438	upside-down chef-in-the-box	0		
439	narrow shaking bartender skull	0		
440	narrow bartender-in-the-box	0		
441	chef-skull-in-the-box	0		
442	squat bouncing bartender-skull-in-the-box	0		
443	beer lens	0		
444	beer goggles	0		
445	inspector's box-in-the-box	0		Item Drop: +15
446	nothing-in-the-box-in-the-box	0		
447	spinning educational box-in-the-box-in-the-box	0		Experience: +1
448	flame-retardant foolscap fool's cap of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Hot Resistance: +1, Clowniness: 25, Familiar Effect: "3xVolley, cap 10"
449	twirling lard-coated clown nose	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Clowniness: 25
450	cyan pretentious paintbrush	0		
451	pretentious palette	0		
452	disease	0		
453	olive bouncing sober pill	0		
454	mirror screwdriver	0		
455	yummy jumbo olive	4	awesome	
456	smooth enchanted dry martini	4	awesome	Effect: "Preemptive Medicine", Effect Duration: 30
457	Socratic ye olde golde frontes	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Class: "Disco Bandit", Single Equip
458	continuum transfunctioner	0		
459	purple pixel	0		
460	pixel	0		
461	jittery pixel	0		
462	pixel	0		
463	pixel	0		
464	pixel potion	0		
465	pixel potion	0		
466	pixel potion	0		
467	normal super-sized pixel pie	5	good	
468	ruby W	0		
469	narrow wussiness potion	0		
470	mediocre enchanted Imp Ale	3	decent	Effect: "The Grass...  Is Blue...", Effect Duration: 45
471	stale hot wing	3	decent	
472	prompt diamond-studded cane	0		Adventures: +3, Class: "Disco Bandit"
473	aromatic crutch	0		Stench Resistance: +1
474	cast	0		
475	skewed mask of Leguizamo of chilblains	0		Monster Level: +20, Cold Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xBarrr, cap 15"
476	hellion cube	0		
477	wobbly censurious thinker's infernal insoles	0		Mysticality: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +3
478	evil arch	0		
479	dodecagram	0		
480	box of birthday candles	0		
481	eldritch butterknife	0		
482	blurry Mr. Container of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2004-12"
483	jittery maroon fortified Newbiesport™ backpack	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Last Available: "2004-12"
484	mirror smooth hemp backpack	0		Moxie: +15, Last Available: "2004-12"
485	snakehead charrrm	0		
486	padded Talisman o' Namsilat	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Single Equip
487	frightening arrrgyle socks	0		Spooky Damage: +5
488	guitar pick	0		
489	spinning red drab sonata	0		
490	upside-down manspreader's energetic mesh cap	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Monster Level: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 41"
491	blinking enormous belt buckle	0		
492	fuchsia hale chaps of mayonnaise	0		Maximum HP: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xBarrr, cap 40"
493	ketchup hound	0		
494	slick batblade	0		Moxie: +10
495	catgut	0		
496	cat appendix	0		
497	olive gnatwing	0		
498	jumbo stale papaya	5	decent	
499	lightning-fast ruddy denim axe	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Initiative: +40
500	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	0		
501	moldy Elfin shortbread	4	crappy	
502	tumbling pagoda plans	0		
503	big stale skewered cat appendix	5	decent	
504	blurry fuchsia evil arches	0		
505	chaotic gnatwing earring of the boozehound	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Booze Drop: +100
506	rotten huge Hell broth	10	crappy	
507	ghostly miser's thunderrr guitarrr	0		Meat Drop: +10
508	sonata	0		
509	Hey Deze nuts	0		
510	Boris's key lime	0		
511	Jarlsberg's key lime	0		
512	Sneaky Pete's key lime	0		
513	adequate snack-sized Boris's key lime pie	2	good	
514	rotten Jarlsberg's key lime pie	3	crappy	
515	flavorless super-sized olive Sneaky Pete's key lime pie	5	decent	
516	Hey Deze map	0		
517	bejeweled accordion strap of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Class: "Accordion Thief"
518	mystery juice	0		
519	upside-down moxie magnet	0		Moxie Controls MP
520	leaflet	0		
521	tumbling gray asbestos-lined kickback cookbook	0		Hot Resistance: +5
522	huge one-winged stab bat	0		
523	purple rewinged stab bat	0		
524	smooth weak papaya sling	2	awesome	
525	grue egg	0		
526	Frobozz Real-Estate Company Instant House (TM)	0		
527	volleyball	0		
528	blood-faced volleyball	0		
529	fertilized ghuol egg	0		
530	boiled lime green blurry shaking spray paint	0		Effect: "Blessing of the Frozen Tortellini", Effect Duration: 46
531	green smelly special sauce glove	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Class: "Sauceror", Single Equip
532	jittery lard-coated ladle of mystery	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Class: "Sauceror"
533	mirror Gnollish toolbox	0		
534	shaking abridged dictionary	0		
535	teal mirror bridge	0		
536	dictionary	0		
537	narrow pr0n legs	0		
538	mirror Rosewater's f3d0r4	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep, cap 27"
539	lowercase N	0		
540	super-pickled Tasty Fun Good rice candy	0		Effect: "You Know What's Up", Effect Duration: 11
541	Socratic draggin' ball hat of courage	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Spooky Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 25"
542	teal supercharged razor-sharp 1337 7r0uZ0RZ	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, cap 27"
543	moldy Trollhouse cookies	4	crappy	
544	lime green Usain Bolt's forbidden talons	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Initiative: +80
545	bland Spam Witch sammich	3	decent	
546	twirling meat vortex	0		
547	334 scroll	0		
548	668 scroll	0		
549	narrow 30669 scroll	0		
550	33398 scroll	0		
551	spinning 64067 scroll	0		
552	64735 scroll	0		
553	blurry 31337 scroll	0		
554	flavorless small pr0n cocktail	2	decent	
555	stanky drywall axe of Flo-Jo	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Initiative: +100
556	Pine-Fresh air freshener of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25
557	tolerable spinning whiskey and cola	4	good	
558	adequate half-sized papaya taco	2	good	
559	pulsating razor-sharp can lid	0		
560	flavorless stalk of asparagus	3	decent	
561	bouncing pregnant mushroom	0		
562	twirling ratgut	0		
563	squat sonar-in-a-biscuit	0		
564	drinkable weak blinking Mad Train wine	2	good	
565	arcane researcher's hobo gloves	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Single Equip
566	skewed avaricious bum cheek	0		Meat Drop: +30, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xVolley, cap 5"
567	upside-down hermit script	0		
568	snack-sized flavorless Double Bacon Beelzeburger	2	decent	
569	small decent Lord of the Flies-sized fries	2	good	
570	moldy blurry Chicken Sandwich	4	crappy	
571	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	1	crappy	
572	adequate immense Children's Meal of the Damned	6	good	
573	super-sized decent noodles	5	good	
574	big spoiled spinning spinning noodles	5	crappy	
575	miniature spoiled purple painful penne pasta	2	crappy	
576	adequate miniature ravioli della hippy	2	good	
577	snack-sized rotten pr0n m4nic0tti	2	crappy	
578	decent diet Hell ramen	1	good	
579	moldy half-sized boring spaghetti	2	crappy	
580	sauce of the ages	0		
581	tumbling ghostly schmancy cheese sauce	0		
582	gray Himalayan Hidalgo sauce	0		
583	flavorless fettucini Inconnu	4	decent	
584	tasty spaghetti with Skullheads	3	awesome	
585	adequate half-sized gnocchetti di Nietzsche	2	good	
586	skewed green frightening smelly ridiculously huge sword	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Damage: +5
587	quantum narrow super-spiky hair gel	0		Effect: "Brain Freeze", Effect Duration: 64
588	soft echo eyedrop antidote	0		
589	snack-sized spoiled cocoa eggshell fragment	2	crappy	
590	rotten cocoa eggshell fragment	3	crappy	
591	cocoa egg	0		
592	house	0		
593	phonics down	0		
594	scandalous amulet of extreme plot significance	0		Sleaze Damage: +5
595	scroll of drastic healing	0		
596	nippy titanium assault umbrella	0		Cold Damage: +10
597	Mohawk wig of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol, cap 35"
598	blue the Slug Lord's map	0		
599	pants of the Slug Lord of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 3xPotato, cap 8"
600	weightlifter's Dr. Hobo's scalpel of Leguizamo	0		Muscle: +15, Monster Level: +20
601	Dr. Hobo's map	0		
602	Degrassi Knoll shopping list	0		
603	Item #13	0		
604	tumbling Penultimate Fantasy chest	0		
605	Tissue Paper Immateria	0		
606	narrow Tin Foil Immateria	0		
607	Gauze Immateria	0		
608	Plastic Wrap Immateria	0		
609	blue S.O.C.K.	0		
610	procrastination potion	0		
611	D	0		
612	original G	0		
613	squat plot hole	0		
614	ionized non-ionized cyan probability potion	0		Effect: "Alpine Mintiness", Effect Duration: 27
615	wobbly lime green chaos butterfly	0		
616	blinking furry fur	0		
617	moist Angry Farmer candy	0		Effect: "Granolarrrgh", Effect Duration: 41
618	cold-filtered chilled narrow Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	0		Effect: "Net Tea", Effect Duration: 61
619	squat Oprah's needle	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50
620	warmed thin candle	0		Effect: "Seal Clubbing Frenzy", Effect Duration: 65
621	Warm Subject gift certificate	0		
622	awful poetry journal	0		
623	WA	0		
624	NG	0		
625	wang	0		
626	Wand of Nagamar	0		
627	ND	0		
628	mirror metallic A	0		
629	fuchsia wicked eye	0		Spell Damage: +5
630	photoprotoneutron torpedo	0		
631	narrow furry pants of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol, MP regen, cap 37"
632	skewed red wool disturbing fanfic	0		Cold Resistance: +1
633	stanky dance instructor's wolf mask	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, HP regen, cap 37"
634	cool whip	0		
635	zippy paper umbrella	0		Initiative: +20
636	meat globe	0		
637	toaster	0		
638	Jack Frost's curative asshat	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xVolley, cap 7"
639	toothsome jumbo abominable snowcone	5	awesome	
640	special bouncing wobbly Ent cider	1	decent	Effect: "Crusty Head", Effect Duration: 5
641	stale toast	3	decent	
642	skeleton key	0		
643	skeleton key ring	0		
644	purple Crimbo pressie	0		Last Available: "2003-12"
645	wrapping paper	0		Last Available: "2003-12"
646	fancy normal diet fruitcake	1	good	Effect: "Down With Chow", Effect Duration: 25
647	mirror present	0		Last Available: "2004-11"
648	Crimbo sword of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Last Available: "2004-10"
649	experienced Crimbo hat	0		Experience: +2, Familiar Effect: "1.75xVolley, 1.75xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2004-10"
650	vibrating Crimbo pants	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2004-10"
651	exclusive ultra-rare item of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7
652	twirling quantum egg	0		
653	jittery intragalactic rowboat	0		
654	lime green star	0		
655	line	0		
656	mirror star chart	0		
657	blurry stiffened star sword	0		Damage Reduction: 1
658	mirror flame-retardant star crossbow	0		Hot Resistance: +1
659	upside-down star staff of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50
660	blinking star pants of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 2xGhuol, cap 41"
661	beefcake's star hat	0		Muscle: +25, Familiar Effect: "0.5xVolley, 0.5xPotato, cap 41"
662	baleful star buckler	0		Spell Damage: +25
663	purple star throwing star	0		
664	star starfish	0		
665	Richard's star key	0		
666	avaricious Jack Frost's Annie Oakley's steaming evil	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Meat Drop: +30
667	castle map	0		
668	huge spiked femur of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25
669	thick bland ghuol guolash	5	decent	
670	coward's lihc face	0		Monster Level: -20, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xBarrr, cap 22"
671	pulsating Usain Bolt's boxer's grave robbing shovel	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Initiative: +80
672	snack-sized moldy huge cranberries	2	crappy	
673	high-proof lousy vodka and cranberry	9	decent	
674	perfectly mixed fortified fuchsia whiskey	5	EPIC	
675	twirling healthy skull of the Bonerdagon	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20
676	purple dragonbone belt buckle	0		
677	upside-down greasy badass belt	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
678	chest of the Bonerdagon	0		
679	delicious roll in the hay	3	awesome	
680	drinkable extra-dry enchanted slap and tickle	5	good	Effect: "Stinkybeard", Effect Duration: 35
681	irresponsibly strong artisanal slip 'n' slide	10	EPIC	
682	aged watered-down a sump'm sump'm	2	awesome	
683	aged huge horizontal tango	4	awesome	
684	smooth practically non-alcoholic pink pony	1	awesome	
685	wobbly chilly stylish Mr. Shirt of the glutton	0		Moxie: +25, Cold Damage: +5, Food Drop: +100
686	knuckles of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5
687	aerosolized non-flattened blood of the Wereseal	0		Effect: "Dreadful Heat", Effect Duration: 45
688	ruddy pixel hat	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xVolley, cap 12"
689	Temple Grandin's pixel pants	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Familiar Effect: "atk, 4xPotato, cap 12"
690	blue upside-down quilted pixel sword	0		Damage Absorption: +40
691	digital key	0		
692	Ascension Souvenir T-Shirt	0		
693	skewed bouncing executive harem girl t-shirt	0		Meat Drop: +40
694	padded Knob Goblin elite shirt	0		Damage Absorption: +20
696	up-at-dawn frilly shirt	0		Adventures: +5
697	flame-retardant soggy wofl t-shirt	0		Hot Resistance: +1
698	arcane researcher's loathing eagle baby-doll shirt	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10
699	skewed energetic pirate shirt	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20
700	Van der Graaf filthy hippy poncho	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
701	floral print shirt of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50
702	padded coconut bikini top	0		Damage Absorption: +20
703	goth kid t-shirt	0		Item Drop: +5
704	hamethyst	0		
705	baconstone	0		
706	porquoise	0		
707	pork elf goodies sack	0		
708	squat twirling ring setting	0		
709	jewelry-making pliers	0		
711	hamethyst earring of mayonnaise of the boozehound	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Booze Drop: +100
712	miser's steel-toed razor-sharp hamethyst necklace	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Damage Reduction: 9, Meat Drop: +10, Single Equip
713	lard-coated hamethyst bracelet of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
714	tumbling Sherlock's asbestos-lined energetic hamethyst ring	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Hot Resistance: +5, Item Drop: +25, Single Equip
715	blinking ruddy razor-sharp baconstone earring	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Single Equip
716	jittery red executive ribald baconstone pendant	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +40
717	toasty weightlifter's baconstone bracelet	0		Muscle: +15, Hot Damage: +5, Single Equip
718	family-friendly shellacked extremely unsafe baconstone ring	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Damage Reduction: 7, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Single Equip
719	twirling greedy horrifying porquoise eyebrow ring	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +20
720	nippy Newton's porquoise necklace	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Cold Damage: +10, Single Equip
721	hardy brawny porquoise bracelet	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Maximum HP: +50
722	stylish thinker's porquoise ring of mayonnaise	0		Mysticality: +10, Moxie: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
723	flavorless enchanted pulsating Knoll mushroom	3	decent	Effect: "Cybernetic Muscles", Effect Duration: 50
724	toothsome skewed mushroom	4	awesome	
725	one million meat pancakes	0		
726	huge mirror shard of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25
727	spinning hedge maze puzzle	0		
728	skewed hedge maze key	0		
729	fishbowl	0		
730	fishtank	0		
731	fish hose	0		
732	hosed tank	0		
733	bouncing hosed fishbowl	0		
734	narrow fireproof greasy horrifying makeshift SCUBA gear	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +3, Adventure Underwater
735	huge resourceful easter egg balloon	0		Maximum MP: +50
736	stone tablet (Sinister Strumming)	0		
737	stone tablet (Squeezings of Woe)	0		
738	stone tablet (Really Evil Rhythm)	0		
739	tambourine bells	0		
740	squat tambourine of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25
741	tumbling broken skull	0		
742	spoiled wobbly Knoll shroomkabob	3	crappy	
743	adequate diet mushroom	1	good	
744	super-aerosolized triple-colloidal bouncing hair spray	0		Effect: "Pasta Oneness", Effect Duration: 58
746	ghostly stat script	0		
747	twirling narrow Knob Goblin firecracker	0		
748	gourd potion	0		
749	adequate warm mushroom	4	good	
750	small stale mushroom quesadilla	2	decent	
751	tasty small cool mushroom	2	awesome	
752	adequate miniature cool mushroom casserole	2	good	
753	tiny normal gray pointy mushroom	1	good	
754	flavorless cream of pointy mushroom soup	4	decent	
755	decent mushroom	3	good	
756	stale mushroom	3	decent	
757	flavorless mushroom	3	decent	
758	bland ghost cucumber	4	decent	
759	dill	0		
760	vinegar	0		
761	mirror brine	0		
762	mediocre especially salty dog	3	decent	
763	ghostly pickling solution	0		
764	stale yellow spectral pickle	3	decent	
765	briny vinegar	0		
766	ghost pickle on a stick	0		
767	activated cologne of contempt	0		Effect: "Billiards Belligerence", Effect Duration: 50
768	fortified spork	0		Damage Absorption: +60
769	scandalous voodoo doll	0		Sleaze Damage: +5
770	bouncing foul-smelling Oprah's basic meat fez	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Stench Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "3xLep, cap 11"
771	blinking tassel	0		
772	gray Jack Frost's foon	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50
773	asbestos-lined foul-smelling basic meat spork	0		Stench Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +5
774	ghostly basic meat foon of the businessman of the sweet-tooth	0		Meat Drop: +50, Candy Drop: +100
775	ghostly Yeti Protest Sign	0		
776	knitted kneecapping stick	0		Cold Resistance: +3
777	supercool iron pasta spoon	0		Moxie Percent: +20
778	blue veiny support cummerbund	0		Maximum HP: +10
779	Mob Penguin cellular phone	0		
780	jittery fuchsia scroll of pasta summoning	0		
781	double-alkaline denatured narrow mafia aria	0		Effect: "Red Misty-Eyed", Effect Duration: 63
782	narrow Mr. Exploiter	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
783	'Villa' document	0		
784	bad Acqua Del Piatto Merlot	4	decent	Last Available: "2004-10"
785	raffle ticket	0		
786	flavorless special olive strawberry	4	decent	Effect: "Superhuman Sarcasm", Effect Duration: 5
787	distilled hand-crafted bottle of rum	5	EPIC	
788	artisanal yellow strawberry daiquiri	3	EPIC	
789	drinkable rum and cola	3	good	
790	perfectly mixed strong ghostly grog	5	EPIC	
791	vibrating Mafia bow tie of bravery	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2004-10"
792	knitted Golden Mr. Accessory	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Softcore Only
793	corrupted oil of stability	0		Effect: "Taurus Rising", Effect Duration: 57
794	liquefied quadruple-activated spinning oil of slipperiness	0		Effect: "Seeing Colors", Effect Duration: 57
795	tolerable Acque Luride Grezze Cabernet	4	good	Last Available: "2004-10"
796	perfumed crafty stylish cement shoes	0		Moxie: +25, Maximum MP: +10, Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2004-10"
797	artisanal mirror squat rockin' wagon	3	EPIC	
798	bad teal ocean motion	3	decent	
799	delicious fuzzbump	4	awesome	
800	thick decent poutine	5	good	
801	spoiled super-sized tumbling Knob stir-fry	5	crappy	
804	flavorless red Knoll stir-fry	4	decent	
805	bland miniature stir-fry	2	decent	
806	decent asparagus stir-fry	4	good	
807	rotten olive stir-fry	3	crappy	
808	massive adequate upside-down Knob sausage stir-fry	10	good	
809	toothsome miniature bat wing stir-fry	2	awesome	
810	decent rat appendix stir-fry	3	good	
811	stale small tofu stir-fry	2	decent	
812	thick delicious pr0n stir-fry	5	awesome	
813	spoiled Knob shells	3	crappy	
814	delicious bouncing bätzle	3	awesome	
815	stale purple ratini	4	decent	
816	normal Knob stroganoff	4	good	
817	moldy twirling menudo ravioli	3	crappy	
818	blurry plus sign	0		
819	milky potion	0		
820	swirly potion	0		
821	shaking bubbly potion	0		
822	smoky potion	0		
823	teal cloudy potion	0		
824	squat effervescent potion	0		
825	fizzy potion	0		
826	huge dark potion	0		
827	murky potion	0		
828	upside-down baby killer bee	0		
829	green ghostly anti-anti-antidote	0		
830	spoiled royal jelly	3	crappy	
831	small box	0		
832	box	0		
833	zippy vorpal blade	0		Initiative: +20
834	Lo Pan's MacGyver's cornuthaum	0		Maximum MP: +100, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "1.5xPotato, 1.25xFairy, cap 21"
835	ring of aggravate monster of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15
836	moldy mind flayer corpse	4	crappy	
837	extra-dry acceptable Uovo Marcio Shiraz	5	good	Last Available: "2004-10"
838	executive Mafia stogie of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2004-10"
839	artisanal Maiali Sifilitici Pinot Noir	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2004-10"
840	spinning upside-down auspicious horrifying Mafia violin case	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2004-10"
841	artisanal tomato daiquiri	3	EPIC	
842	artisanal distilled beertini	5	EPIC	
843	mediocre boozy ghostly squat salty slug	5	decent	
844	lousy practically non-alcoholic wobbly papaya slung	1	decent	
845	blurry MAHI fez of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "0.5xVolley, 0.5xPotato, 0.5xLep, 0.5xFairy"
847	heteroerotic frat-paddle	0		
848	squat hypodermic needle	0		Familiar Weight: +5
849	Meat detector	0		Familiar Weight: +5
850	many-eyed glasses	0		Familiar Weight: +5
851	prosthetic forehead	0		Familiar Weight: +5
852	shaker of salt	0		Familiar Weight: +5
853	blundarrrbus	0		Familiar Weight: +5
854	sucky decal	0		Familiar Weight: +5
855	balloon knife	0		Familiar Weight: +5
856	skewed shock collar	0		
857	ghostly moonglasses	0		
858	palm-frond toupee	0		Familiar Weight: +5
859	twirling knife and fork	0		Familiar Weight: +5
860	tumbling eye-pod	0		Familiar Weight: +5
861	chocolate spurs	0		Familiar Weight: +5
862	magnifying glass	0		Familiar Weight: +5
863	ghostly skewer-mounted razor blade	0		Familiar Weight: +5
864	stinger	0		Familiar Weight: +5
865	lead necklace	0		Familiar Weight: +3
866	green shaving cream	0		
867	unsweetened triple-wet pine tar	0		Effect: "Work For Hours a Week", Effect Duration: 52
869	huge huge forest tears	0		
870	olive fortified fetus-smashing club	0		Damage Absorption: +60
871	meatcar model	0		Familiar Weight: +5
872	Time Juice	0		Last Available: "2004-01"
873	rolling pin	0		
874	bouncing unrolling pin	0		
875	spinning family-friendly hale razor-sharp crazy bastard sword	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Maximum HP: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +1
876	skewed shaking chaotic beefcake's incredibly dense meat gem of the pedagogue	0		Muscle: +25, Experience: +3, Spell Critical Percent: +10
877	friendly Talisman of Baio	0		Familiar Weight: +3
878	olive bouncing Fonzie's hypnodisk	0		Experience (Moxie): +1
879	unsweetened nitrogenated bottle of goofballs	0		Effect: "Meadulla Oblongota", Effect Duration: 25
880	disbelief suspenders of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25
881	supportive bra of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5
882	lime green Blatantly Canadian	0		
883	fuchsia maple syrup	1	crappy	
884	bouncing thinker's los chinos	0		Mysticality: +10, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, HP regen, cap 13"
885	hardy axe	0		Maximum HP: +50
886	gray blinking leaflet	0		
887	leaf	0		
888	huge maple leaf	0		
889	squat dangerous balaclava	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1.5xLep, cap 12"
890	stale snack-sized balaclava baklava	2	decent	
891	family-friendly Warehouse 23 bling	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1
892	mirror lightning-fast chaotic Van der Graaf bugbear-smiting sword	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Initiative: +40, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
893	tolerable cyan tumbling lumbering jack	4	good	
894	Dark Jill-O-Lantern	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
895	crafty Ms. Accessory	0		Maximum MP: +10, Softcore Only
896	savvy Mr. Accessory Jr. of Tarzan	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Experience (Muscle): +3, Softcore Only
897	coffee sprite	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2005-10"
898	Cheshire Bitten	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2005-10"
899	jittery custom avatar form	0		Free Pull
900	smile-sharpening stone	0		Familiar Weight: +5
901	espresso maker	0		Familiar Weight: +5
902	100-Watt bulb	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
903	smooth special upside-down Spasmi Dolorosi Del Rene Champagne	4	awesome	Effect: "Very Clean Teeth", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2004-10"
904	hardened fortified sinister school Mafia knickerbockers	0		Spell Damage: +10, Damage Absorption: +60, Damage Reduction: 3, Familiar Effect: "5xGhoul, cap 25", Last Available: "2004-10"
905	triple-ionized pressed Yummy Tummy bean	0		Effect: "Abyssal Tears", Effect Duration: 65
906	vacuum-sealed bouncing Rock Pops	0		Effect: "Intimidating Mien", Effect Duration: 65
907	cold-filtered polymerized red narrow Mr. Mediocrebar	0		Effect: "Gummi Badass", Effect Duration: 38
908	aerosolized tumbling Cold Hots candy	0		Effect: "Jabañero Saucesphere", Effect Duration: 22
909	Vulcanized extra-ionized Wint-O-Fresh mint	0		Effect: "Minerva's Zen", Effect Duration: 65
910	diet moldy tumbling dwarf bread	1	crappy	
911	anodized dry Senior Mints	0		Effect: "Tomato Power", Effect Duration: 34
912	corrupted jittery pixellated candy heart	0		Effect: "Video Game Hot Dog", Effect Duration: 33
913	double-altered irradiated green kobold	0		Effect: "Mushroom Melody", Effect Duration: 56
914	hand turkey outline	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2004-11"
915	cyan yam pinky ring	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
916	intergalactic pom poms of the wise owl of the bloodbag	0		Mysticality: +20, Maximum HP: +100
917	Mob Penguin protection contract	0		
918	Radio Free Baseball Cap of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, 1xFairy, cap 37", Last Available: "2006-07"
919	green Van der Graaf Radio Free Pants	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xGhoul, 1xLep, cap 37", Last Available: "2006-07"
920	dance instructor's Radio Free Foil	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Last Available: "2006-07"
921	adequate radio button candy	3	good	
922	gray twirling electrified severed rocking horse head	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
923	broken cellular phone	0		Last Available: "2004-01"
924	crimbo elfling	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
925	pulsating dental pliers	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
926	polymerized bouncing Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance	0		Effect: "Remaining Alive", Effect Duration: 54
927	bad special jittery Ferita Del Petto Zinfandel	3	decent	Effect: "Hennaliciousness", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2006-12"
928	clever fuzzy bracelets	0		Maximum MP: +20
929	tumbling twirling healthy arse-shooting crossbow	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20
931	lousy spiced rum	3	decent	
932	artisanal weak eggnog	2	EPIC	
933	delicious candy cane	4	awesome	
934	yummy gingerbread bugbear	4	awesome	
935	forbidden imitation nice watch	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2004-12", Nonstackable Watch
936	Hanukkimbo dreidl	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
937	menorette	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2004-12"
938	vibrating plastic sword	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2004-12"
939	small Crimbo Pressie	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
940	wobbly bow	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
941	Crimbo stocking	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
942	bowler of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, 1.5xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2004-12"
943	knitted nasty bow staff	0		Stench Damage: +5, Cold Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2004-12"
944	shaking blinking dangerous bowlegged pants	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xGhoul, cap 25", Last Available: "2004-12"
945	teal spinning bouncing skewered jumbo olive	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
946	skewered lime	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
947	skewered cherry	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
948	lousy watered-down upside-down martini	2	decent	Last Available: "2004-12"
949	artisanal weak grogtini	2	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	Last Available: "2004-12"
950	high-proof artisanal cherry bomb	6	EPIC	Last Available: "2004-12"
951	extra special Crimbo stocking	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
952	spinning wool hockey mask of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Cold Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1.5xGhuol, cap 25"
953	huge penguin-smacking club	0		Familiar Damage: +15
954	olive orphan baby yeti	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
955	teal clever fez of etymology	0		Maximum MP: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 30"
956	massive spoiled wobbly carob chunk noodles	9	crappy	
957	rotten chorizo brownies	3	crappy	
958	snack-sized stale chocolate and tomato pizza	2	decent	
959	flange	0		
960	pulsating clockwork key	0		
961	silk garter snake	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
962	velvet choker	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
963	skewed supercharged Newton's plastic seal clubber	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Maximum MP Percent: +30
964	squat frosty plastic turtle tamer of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Cold Spell Damage: +10
965	olive electrified rosy-cheeked plastic pastamancer	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
966	reassuring horrifying plastic sauceror	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +1
967	blinking lightning-fast extremely unsafe plastic disco bandit	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Initiative: +40
968	reassuring plastic accordion thief of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Spooky Resistance: +1
969	ghostly rosy-cheeked plastic mosquito	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30
970	medical-grade plastic leprechaun	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
971	energetic plastic levitating potato	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20
972	knitted plastic angry goat	0		Cold Resistance: +3
973	fuchsia greedy plastic sabre-toothed lime	0		Meat Drop: +20
974	plastic fuzzy dice of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5
975	ruddy plastic pirate skeleton	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40
976	maroon hardy plastic barrrnacle	0		Maximum HP: +50
977	narrow Oprah's plastic howling balloon monkey	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50
978	plastic stab bat of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3
979	auspicious plastic grue	0		Item Drop: +10
980	censurious plastic blood-faced volleyball	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3
981	plastic ghuol whelp of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100
982	grievous plastic baby gravy fairy	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50
983	narrow hale plastic cocoabo	0		Maximum HP: +20
984	therapeutic plastic star starfish	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
985	plastic ghost pickle on a stick of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60
986	plastic killer bee of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20
987	plastic Cheshire bat of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100
988	twirling plastic coffee pixie of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100
989	huge sizzling plastic bitchin' meatcar	0		Hot Damage: +10, Single Equip
990	plastic hermit of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20
991	flame-retardant resourceful plastic Boris	0		Maximum MP: +50, Hot Resistance: +1, Item Drop: +5
992	scandalous Newton's plastic Jarlsberg of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Sleaze Damage: +5
993	purple stanky shellacked stylish plastic Sneaky Pete	0		Moxie: +25, Damage Reduction: 7, Stench Spell Damage: +25
994	plastic Susie of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25
995	tasty Lucky Surprise Egg	4	awesome	
998	maiden wig	0		Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, cap 8"
999	maid head	0		
1000	Meat maid	0		
1002	dangerous Xlyinia's notebook	0		Weapon Damage: +10
1003	squat fuchsia soda water	0		
1004	boozy lousy bottle of tequila	5	decent	
1005	hand-crafted high-proof mirror boxed wine	8	EPIC	
1006	spoiled cherry	4	crappy	
1007	coconut shell of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 7"
1008	huge extremely unsafe ice cubes	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100
1009	tolerable weak spinning vodka martini	2	good	
1010	bad shaking whiskey and soda	4	decent	
1011	hand-crafted monkey wrench	4	EPIC	
1012	mediocre practically non-alcoholic tequila sunrise	1	decent	
1013	practically non-alcoholic lousy margarita	1	decent	
1014	bad practically non-alcoholic strawberry wine	1	decent	
1015	bad spinning wine spritzer	4	decent	
1016	mediocre practically non-alcoholic narrow perpendicular hula	1	decent	
1017	lousy watered-down ducha de oro	2	decent	
1018	bad distilled calle de miel	5	decent	
1019	drinkable blurry dry vodka martini	3	good	
1020	hand-crafted old-fashioned	3	EPIC	
1021	perfectly mixed weak pulsating tequila with training wheels	2	EPIC	
1022	hand-crafted sangria	3	EPIC	
1023	tolerable triple-distilled vesper	10	good	Last Available: "2004-12"
1024	artisanal distilled tumbling bodyslam	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2004-12"
1025	delicious practically non-alcoholic sangria del diablo	1	awesome	Last Available: "2004-12"
1026	Valentine	0		Free Pull
1027	narrow whip kit	0		
1028	wobbly buckler buckle	0		
1029	hippo whip of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20
1030	Lo Pan's penguin whip	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30
1031	wicked yak whip	0		Spell Damage: +5
1032	frightening gnauga hide whip	0		Spooky Damage: +5
1033	gnauga hide	0		
1034	blurry dangerous hippo skin buckler	0		Weapon Damage: +10
1035	blurry penguin skin buckler of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100
1036	spinning fireproof yakskin buckler	0		Hot Resistance: +3
1037	Samson's gnauga hide buckler	0		Experience (Muscle): +5
1038	triple-electrified unsweetened adjusted teal Connery's Elixir of Audacity	0		Effect: "Wallflowering", Effect Duration: 31
1040	blue twirling Tam O'Shanter	0		Meat Drop: +50, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2005-03"
1041	lousy triple-distilled huge beer	9	decent	
1042	narrow MacGyver's string of beads	0		Maximum MP: +100
1043	Oprah's string of beads	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50
1044	deadly string of beads	0		Weapon Damage: +5
1045	shellacked plastic bottle opener	0		Damage Reduction: 7
1046	fuchsia flame-wreathed traffic cone of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "cap 15", Last Available: "2005-03"
1047	weak smooth N. O. Beer	2	awesome	
1048	powdered twirling oyster egg	1		
1049	dehydrated shaking upside-down oyster egg	1		
1050	mixed twirling squat oyster egg	1		Effect: "Artificially Sweet", Effect Duration: 15
1051	wobbly plastic oyster egg	0		
1052	pickled red oyster egg	1		Effect: "Arse-a'fire", Effect Duration: 35
1053	vaporized pulsating oyster egg	1		Effect: "From Nantucket", Effect Duration: 30
1054	denatured skewed oyster egg	1		Effect: "Make Meat FA$T!", Effect Duration: 15
1055	gray plastic oyster egg	0		
1056	distilled gray puce oyster egg	1		
1057	distilled puce oyster egg	1		
1058	boiled puce oyster egg	1		
1059	lime green puce plastic oyster egg	0		
1060	distilled mauve oyster egg	1		
1061	altered mauve oyster egg	1		Effect: "Craft Tea", Effect Duration: 35
1062	pickled mauve oyster egg	1		
1063	mauve plastic oyster egg	0		
1064	altered jittery oyster egg	1		Effect: "Sweet Incentive", Effect Duration: 15
1065	diluted skewed oyster egg	1		Effect: "Your Interest is Peaked", Effect Duration: 30
1066	powdered blurry squat oyster egg	1		
1067	purple plastic oyster egg	0		
1068	dehydrated bouncing oyster egg	1		
1069	vaporized oyster egg	1		
1070	compressed oyster egg	1		Effect: "Is This Your Card?", Effect Duration: 50
1071	blue plastic oyster egg	0		
1072	compressed maroon twirling off-white oyster egg	1		
1073	distilled off-white oyster egg	1		Effect: "Tingly Elbows", Effect Duration: 35
1074	distilled blinking squat off-white oyster egg	1		Effect: "Phairly Balanced", Effect Duration: 30
1075	blurry off-white plastic oyster egg	0		
1076	denatured bouncing oyster egg	1		
1077	compressed jittery upside-down oyster egg	1		
1078	powdered mirror lime green oyster egg	1		
1079	plastic oyster egg	0		
1080	oyster basket	0		
1081	emo roe	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2005-04"
1082	gazing shoes	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
1083	pulsating personal raindrop	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2005-04"
1084	narrow rainbow tie	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
1085	blue clockwork widget	0		
1086	bouncing clockwork thingamajig	0		
1087	cyan clockwork doohickey	0		
1088	clockwork clockwise dome	0		
1089	clockwork spine	0		
1090	clockwork rings	0		
1091	red clockwork claws	0		
1092	jittery clockwork sheet	0		
1093	purple clockwork counterclockwise dome	0		
1094	blurry clockwork sphere	0		
1095	deactivated MicroMechaMech	0		
1096	narrow clockwork endoskeleton	0		
1097	Herculean clockwork hat	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 20"
1098	clockwork trench coat of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5
1099	jittery family-friendly clockwork pants	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 1.5xGhuol, cap 20"
1100	shaking energetic gnauga hide chaps	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, 4xBarrr, cap 20"
1101	false eyelashes	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1102	shaking targeting chip	0		
1103	unwound clockwork grapefruit	0		
1104	skewed bouncing Mountie hat	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1105	clockwork bartender head	0		
1106	huge bouncing clockwork chef head	0		
1107	clockwork maid head	0		
1108	clockwork detective skull	0		
1109	olive skewed tumbling clockwork bartender-head-in-the-box	0		
1110	clockwork chef-head-in-the-box	0		
1111	twirling cyan clockwork bartender-in-the-box	0		
1112	maroon clockwork chef-in-the-box	0		
1113	clockwork maid	0		
1114	tisket	0		
1115	tasket	0		
1116	annoying pitchfork	0		Monster Level: +5
1117	executive Jack Frost's Stupid University Diploma of the detective	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Item Drop: +20, Meat Drop: +40
1118	pregnant mushroom	0		
1119	pregnant mushroom	0		
1120	pregnant mushroom	0		
1121	inexplicably rock	0		
1122	fairy gravy	0		
1123	ghostly halfberd of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20
1124	small glove	0		
1125	coward's weightlifter's glove of the blizzard	0		Muscle: +15, Monster Level: -20, Cold Spell Damage: +25
1126	red mirror Jack Frost's toothpick	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
1127	rock-hard ninja sword	0		Damage Reduction: 5
1128	teeny-tiny ninja stars	0		
1129	supercool sequined fez	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "1.75xLep, cap 20"
1130	blank card	0		
1131	red beet	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1132	squat Totally Gay Claymore	0		
1133	Socratic star shirt	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1
1134	cosmetics bag	0		
1135	irradiated eyeliner	0		Effect: "Can Has Cyborger", Effect Duration: 31
1136	ionized squat lipstick	0		Effect: "Stogied", Effect Duration: 23
1137	bicycle chain of the ox of vim and vigor	0		Muscle: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +50
1138	squat mushroom fermenting solution	0		
1139	practically non-alcoholic drinkable mushroom wine	1	good	
1140	tolerable icy mushroom wine	4	good	
1141	watered-down perfectly mixed twirling mushroom wine	2	EPIC	
1142	acceptable practically non-alcoholic pulsating pointy mushroom wine	1	good	
1143	special drinkable watered-down flat mushroom wine	2	good	Effect: "Stregngth of the Gnome", Effect Duration: 5
1144	artisanal shaking cool mushroom wine	3	EPIC	
1145	watered-down mediocre special gray jittery knob mushroom wine	2	decent	Effect: "Heal Thy Nanoself", Effect Duration: 25
1146	perfectly mixed huge knoll mushroom wine	4	EPIC	
1147	special tolerable mushroom wine	4	good	Effect: "Greased-Up Familiar", Effect Duration: 10
1148	drinkable enchanted shot of flower schnapps	3	good	Effect: "Creepypasted", Effect Duration: 5
1149	bite-sized bland flower petal pie	1	decent	
1150	drinkable high-proof red bottle of single-barrel whiskey	8	good	
1151	discarded plastic fork of mayonnaise of the glutton	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Food Drop: +100
1152	blinking gravy-covered maypole	0		Item Drop: +25, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2005-05"
1153	snack-sized normal Retenez L'Herbe Paté	2	good	
1154	compressed upside-down Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	1	EPIC	
1155	letter from King Ralph XI	0		
1157	studded wholeberd	0		Damage Absorption: +80
1158	quadruple-adjusted bouncing Meleegra™ pills	0		Effect: "Mushroom Melody", Effect Duration: 65
1159	mariachi G-string	0		
1160	huge irate sombrero of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 3xLep, cap 11"
1161	shaking pile of candy	0		
1162	flattened corrupted handsomeness potion	0		Effect: "Hot Hands", Effect Duration: 53
1163	non-modified warmed marzipan skull	0		Effect: "Rotten Memories", Effect Duration: 60
1164	poultrygeist	0		
1165	hovering sombrero	0		
1166	maracas	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1167	plain brown wrapper	0		
1168	less-than-three-shaped box	0		
1169	spinning spinning yellow exactly-three-shaped box	0		
1170	blinking chocolate box	0		
1171	narrow twirling coffin	0		
1172	yellow asbestos box	0		
1173	linoleum box	0		
1174	chrome box	0		
1175	cryptic puzzle box	0		
1176	refrigerated biohazard container	0		
1177	magnetic field	0		
1178	olive potted cactus	0		
1179	daisy	0		
1180	potted fern	0		
1181	narrow tulip	0		
1182	shaking Venus flytrap	0		
1183	squat all-purpose flower	0		
1184	exotic orchid	0		
1185	long-stemmed rose	0		
1186	gilded lily	0		
1187	wobbly deadly nightshade	0		
1188	lotus	0		
1189	spinning can of asparagus	0		
1190	dodecapede	0		
1191	ghuol whelp	0		
1192	zmobie	0		
1193	green Raggedy Hippy doll	0		
1194	stab bat	0		
1195	apathetic lizardman doll	0		
1196	yeti	0		
1197	skewed Mob Penguin	0		
1198	sabre-toothed lime	0		
1199	bugbear	0		
1200	normal pulsating mugcake	4	good	
1201	fancy massive decent narrow urinal cake	10	good	Effect: "Thick-Skinned", Effect Duration: 5
1202	small normal narrow Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	2	good	
1203	half-sized rotten personalized birthday cake	2	crappy	
1204	adequate narrow three-tiered wedding cake	3	good	
1205	yummy jumbo babycakes	5	awesome	
1206	special moldy velvet cake	3	crappy	Effect: "Carol of the Bones", Effect Duration: 25
1207	delicious huge teal congratulatory cake	4	awesome	
1208	bland angel-food cake	3	decent	
1209	jumbo fancy rotten devil's-food cake	5	crappy	Effect: "Berry Experiential", Effect Duration: 40
1210	flavorless small birthday party jellybean cheesecake	2	decent	
1211	balloon	0		
1212	balloon	0		
1213	heart-shaped balloon	0		
1214	anniversary balloon	0		
1215	mirror Mylar balloon	0		
1216	bouncing Kevlar balloon	0		
1217	thought balloon	0		
1218	blinking rat head balloon	0		Familiar Weight: -3
1219	green mini-zeppelin	0		
1220	perfumed Mr. Balloon	0		Stench Resistance: +5
1221	balloon	0		
1222	maroon double-paned Mr. Eh?	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Softcore Only
1224	avaricious quilted strapping steel shillelagh	0		Muscle: +5, Damage Absorption: +40, Meat Drop: +30
1225	Tesla curative smooth steel skullcap	0		Moxie: +15, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, 1xFairy, cap 22"
1226	lion tamer's steel solitaire of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Experience (familiar): +2, Item Drop: +5, Single Equip
1227	nasty wholesome Da Vinci's steel scarf	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Stench Damage: +5, Single Equip
1228	greedy steel slacks of Gandalf of temperance	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "prismatic atk, 4xBarrr, cap 22"
1229	Jack Frost's Van der Graaf studded steel suspenders	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Cold Spell Damage: +50, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip
1230	Annie Oakley's pikestaff of the overflowing toilet of courage	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Resistance: +3
1231	blue blinking shellacked pith helmet of the ox of the detective	0		Muscle: +20, Damage Reduction: 7, Item Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 45"
1232	mansplainer's wicked pocketwatch of doom	0		Spell Damage: +5, Monster Level: +15, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
1233	Usain Bolt's padded Socratic pinky ring	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Damage Absorption: +20, Initiative: +80, Single Equip
1234	chaotic pants of the bloodbag of doom	0		Maximum HP: +100, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 45"
1235	pendant of James Dean of the blizzard	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Four Songs, Single Equip
1236	dance instructor's hockey stick of furious angry rage of the blizzard	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Cold Spell Damage: +25
1237	tapped lotus	0		
1238	glowsticks	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1239	iced-out bling	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1240	limburger biker boots	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1241	carton of clove cigarettes	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1242	blurry deflated inflatable dodecapede	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
1243	toy six-seater hovercraft	0		Familiar Weight: -5, Last Available: "2011-12"
1244	Glass Balls of the Goblin King of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20
1245	Codpiece of the Goblin King of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
1246	blurry greasy frightening rib of the Bonerdagon of the sweet-tooth	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Candy Drop: +100
1247	vertebra of the Bonerdagon	0		
1248	foul-smelling wicked Bonerdagon necklace of the blizzard	0		Spell Damage: +5, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Stench Damage: +10
1249	Samson's Boss Bat britches	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xGhuol, cap 16"
1250	blurry resourceful grievous Boss Bat bling	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Maximum MP: +50
1251	jumbo stale Knob shroomkabob	5	decent	
1252	small stale shroomkabob	2	decent	
1253	pile of jumping beans	0		
1254	massive normal jumping bean burrito	9	good	
1255	spoiled jumping bean burrito	3	crappy	
1256	miniature rotten insanely jumping bean burrito	2	crappy	
1257	tasty bite-sized rat scrapple	1	awesome	
1258	pail of pretentious paint	0		
1259	spinning smelly slick traffic cone	0		Moxie: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 15", Last Available: "2005-06"
1260	wobbly wobbly wax lips	0		Experience: +3, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2005-07"
1261	modified Hatorade	1		Effect: "Thick, Sick", Effect Duration: 50
1262	spinning shellacked grievous off-hand balloon of the bloodbag	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Damage Reduction: 7, Maximum HP: +100
1263	pygmy bugbear shaman	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
1264	nose-bone fetish	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
1265	mirror twirling box of sunshine	0		Free Pull
1266	bland gloomy mushroom	4	decent	
1267	upside-down purple dead mimic	0		
1268	pine wand	0		
1269	tumbling olive ebony wand	0		
1270	hexagonal wand	0		
1271	blurry aluminum wand	0		
1272	marble wand	0		
1273	Herculean magic lamp	0		Experience (Muscle): +1
1274	distilled lime green upside-down Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs	1		
1275	medical-grade basic meat skirt	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, 3xFairy, cap 10"
1276	smooth watered-down Otorian Battle Scar	2	awesome	
1277	greasy basic meat kilt	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 3xFairy, cap 10"
1278	ghostly meat skirt of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 3xFairy, cap 11"
1279	fortified meat kilt	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 3xFairy, cap 11"
1280	pulsating therapeutic penguinskin mini-skirt	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xFairy, cap 30"
1281	beefcake's penguinskin mini-kilt	0		Muscle: +25, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xFairy, cap 30"
1282	pulsating stiffened yakskin skirt	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 35"
1283	yakskin kilt of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 35"
1284	blue personal trainer's hippopotamus skirt	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 32"
1285	wicked hippopotamus kilt	0		Spell Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 32"
1286	zippy furry skirt	0		Initiative: +20, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xFairy, cap 37"
1287	Van der Graaf furry kilt	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xFairy, cap 37"
1288	gnauga hide skirt of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Familiar Effect: "2.5xFairy, cap 20"
1289	banded gnauga hide kilt	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Familiar Effect: "2.5xFairy, cap 20"
1290	nitrogenated polymerized lime green wind-up clock	0		Effect: "Don't Rest Ye, Bold Adventurer", Effect Duration: 41
1291	Fonzie's Jekyllin hide belt	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2005-09"
1292	skirt / kilt kit	0		
1293	supercool ring of adornment	0		Moxie Percent: +20
1294	Newton's cool ring of increase damage	0		Moxie: +5, Experience (Mysticality): +3
1295	spinning fuchsia stylish ring of gain strength	0		Moxie: +25
1296	ring of resistance of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40
1297	miser's ring of fire resistance	0		Meat Drop: +10
1298	cyan ruddy ring of conflict	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Single Equip
1299	spinning mirror Tesla pirate hook	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
1300	supercharged monster bait	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Single Equip
1301	oxidized deodorant	0		Effect: "Spiky Hair", Effect Duration: 16
1302	polarized reodorant	0		Effect: "Blubbered Up", Effect Duration: 29
1303	Mjolnir Jr.	0		
1304	mirror doppelshifter egg	0		Free Pull
1305	blinking makeup kit	0		Familiar Weight: +15
1306	lion tamer's brainy traffic cone	0		Mysticality: +5, Experience (familiar): +2, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 2xLep, cap 15", Last Available: "2005-10"
1307	calm attention-deficit demon	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-10"
1308	jittery unwound cymbal-playing monkey	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-10"
1309	attention spanner	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1310	bouncing funky fez	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1311	comfy blanket	0		Last Available: "2005-10"
1312	nasty Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	0		Stench Damage: +5, Single Equip
1313	hardened Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Single Equip
1314	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 3xGhuol, cap 18"
1315	prompt rose-colored glasses	0		Adventures: +3
1316	facsimile dictionary	0		
1317	blood flower	0		
1318	lovecat tail	0		
1319	ghostly plastic passion fruit	0		
1320	adequate green questionable taco	3	good	
1321	wobbly Doc's Miracle Cure	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
1322	petrified time	0		Last Available: "2005-10"
1323	dangerous time helmet	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2005-10"
1324	shaking Socratic time trousers	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 25", Last Available: "2005-10"
1325	ghostly time sword of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Last Available: "2005-10"
1326	wizardly Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	0		Mysticality: +25, Familiar Effect: "3xFairy, cap 7"
1327	wool Cloaca-Cola shield	0		Cold Resistance: +1
1328	narrow sizzling Cloaca-Cola fatigues	0		Hot Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "4xPotato, 1.5x Ghoul, cap 7"
1329	lime green double-paned Dyspepsi-Cola shield	0		Cold Resistance: +5
1330	mirror nasty Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	0		Stench Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "3.5xPotato, 3xVolley, cap 7"
1331	blinking gravedigger's Cloaca-Cola helmet	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "3xFairy, cap 7"
1332	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	0		
1333	Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack	0		
1334	Cloaca-Cola	0		
1335	bouncing Dyspepsi grenade	0		
1336	Cloaca grenade	0		
1338	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	0		
1339	upside-down Cloaca-Cola c-rations	0		
1340	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	0		
1341	mirror Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Single Equip
1342	upside-down picture of a dead guy's girlfriend	0		
1343	zombie pineal gland	0		Last Available: "2005-11"
1344	magnetized pickled Gummi-Gnauga	0		Effect: "Capricorn Rising", Effect Duration: 35
1345	nitrogenated ghostly Now and Earlier	0		Effect: "Blessing of the Frozen Tortellini", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2020-09"
1346	pressed colloidal wobbly Sugar Cog	0		Effect: "Belch the Rainbow™", Effect Duration: 30
1347	loaded serum blowgun	0		Last Available: "2005-11"
1348	purple empty blowgun	0		Last Available: "2005-11"
1349	mirror miniscule temporal rip	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2005-11"
1350	blurry shaking 1.21 jigawatts	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2005-11"
1351	huge Oprah's pinky ring	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Single Equip
1352	hand-crafted redrum	4	EPIC	
1353	ninja pirate zombie robot	0		
1354	jittery pile of pebbles	0		
1355	bland bowl of oriole's nest soup	3	decent	
1356	bunny liver	0		
1357	smooth triple-distilled Mt. Noob Pale Ale	6	awesome	
1358	pirate zombie head	0		Last Available: "2005-11"
1359	ninja pirate zombie robot head	0		Last Available: "2005-11"
1360	pirate zombie robot head	0		Last Available: "2005-11"
1361	sizzling disembodied smile	0		Hot Damage: +10, Single Equip
1362	squat sausage	0		
1363	lime green narrow clockwork pirate skull	0		
1364	rhesus monkey	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1365	spoiled tofurkey leg	3	crappy	
1366	moldy immense bouncing tofurkey gravy	9	crappy	
1367	adequate special herbal stuffing	4	good	Effect: "Frost Tea", Effect Duration: 45
1368	rotten can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	3	crappy	
1369	decent jittery yams	4	good	
1370	occult rhinestone cowboy shirt	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25
1371	brainy gingham blouse	0		Mysticality: +5
1372	souvenir ski t-shirt of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3
1373	sweet nutcracker	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2005-12"
1374	mandible	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2005-12"
1375	vibrating plastic Crimbo wreath	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2005-12"
1376	Tesla plastic Uncle Crimbo	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2005-12"
1377	plastic Crimbo elf of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Last Available: "2005-12"
1378	narrow plastic sweet nutcracker of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Last Available: "2005-12"
1379	blurry blinking cyan brawny plastic Crimbo reindeer	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2005-12"
1381	aspirin	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1382	pressed ionized olive chocolate	0		Effect: "Hennaliciousness", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2015-11"
1383	length of string	0		
1384	googly eye	0		
1385	stuffing	0		
1386	felt	0		
1387	olive jittery block	0		
1388	toy wheel	0		
1389	yo-yo	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
1390	top	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
1391	ball	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
1392	kite	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1393	green pet rock	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1394	cyan doppelshifter	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1395	teddy bear	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1396	red razor-sharp duck-on-a-string of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Last Available: "2005-12"
1397	twirling toy soldier	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1398	doll house	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1399	deadly toy train	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2005-12"
1400	jittery fortified marionette	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Last Available: "2005-12"
1401	beefcake's sock monkey	0		Muscle: +25, Last Available: "2005-12"
1402	medical-grade rag doll	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2005-12"
1403	can of fake snow of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2005-12"
1404	dog trainer's colored-light "necklace"	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Last Available: "2005-12"
1405	ruddy tree skirt	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 2xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2005-12"
1406	flavorless gigantic tumbling wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie	7	decent	Effect: "Wreathed in Merriment", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-06"
1407	adequate purple bell-shaped Crimbo cookie	3	good	Effect: "Fury of the Bells", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-06"
1408	spoiled maroon tree-shaped Crimbo cookie	3	crappy	Effect: "Yuletide Sappiness", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-06"
1409	narrow executive Unionize The Elves sign	0		Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2005-12"
1410	pulsating sleeping snowy owl	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1411	huge Tome of Snowcone Summoning	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-01", Skill: "Summon Snowcones"
1412	frozen unsweetened shaking snowcone	0		Effect: "Prince of Seaside Town", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2006-01"
1413	quadruple-aerosolized ghostly snowcone	0		Effect: "Antibiotic Saucesphere", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2006-01"
1414	enhanced corrupted green snowcone	0		Effect: "Hot Jellied", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2006-01"
1415	cold-filtered boiled purple snowcone	0		Effect: "protect.enq", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2006-01"
1416	altered cold-filtered teal snowcone	0		Effect: "Unusual Fashion Sense", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2006-01"
1417	vacuum-sealed anodized triple-pressed twirling gray snowcone	0		Effect: "Whippin' It Good", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2006-01"
1418	Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2006-01"
1419	teddy bear sewing kit	0		Last Available: "2006-01"
1420	horrifying dangerous traffic cone	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Spooky Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "2xLep, 2xFairy, cap 15", Last Available: "2006-01"
1421	blurry Scandalously Skimpy Bikini	0		Four Songs, Single Equip
1422	Sombrero De Vida	0		Four Songs, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xPotato, 1xLep, cap 12"
1423	iceberglet	0		Last Available: "2006-02"
1424	prompt hale ice sickle	0		Maximum HP: +20, Adventures: +3, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2006-02"
1425	spinning miser's ice baby	0		Meat Drop: +10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2006-02"
1426	scorching ice pick	0		Hot Damage: +25, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1.5xLep, 1.5xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2006-02"
1427	smartaleck's weightlifter's ice skates	0		Muscle: +15, Moxie Percent: +30, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2006-02"
1428	flavorless jittery grue egg omelette	3	decent	
1429	jittery roll of drink tickets	0		
1430	twirling pregnant gloomy mushroom	0		
1431	pregnant mushroom	0		
1432	delicious enchanted mushroom	4	awesome	Effect: "Fancy Feasted", Effect Duration: 10
1433	olive fruit bowl	0		
1434	fruit basket	0		
1435	hot pink lipstick	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1436	red hot stuffing	0		
1437	useless powder	0		
1438	extra-denatured wet blinking twinkly powder	0		Effect: "Indescribable Flavor", Effect Duration: 42
1439	pressed lime green hot powder	0		Effect: "Adrenaline Rush", Effect Duration: 15
1440	chilled energized spinning powder	0		Effect: "Booooooze", Effect Duration: 60
1441	aerosolized red powder	0		Effect: "Dirty Pear", Effect Duration: 14
1442	non-modified dry upside-down stench powder	0		Effect: "Power Ballad of the Arrowsmith", Effect Duration: 23
1443	warmed ghostly huge sleaze powder	0		Effect: "Dweeby", Effect Duration: 43
1444	quadruple-moist denatured alkaline twinkly nuggets	0		Effect: "Broken Bone Nubs", Effect Duration: 57
1445	aerosolized hot nuggets	0		Effect: "Full of Vinegar", Effect Duration: 13
1446	ionized nuggets	0		Effect: "Neuromancy", Effect Duration: 55
1447	anodized yellow nuggets	0		Effect: "Inscrutable exoskeleton", Effect Duration: 50
1448	activated shaking stench nuggets	0		Effect: "Castaway Physique", Effect Duration: 52
1449	wet spinning sleaze nuggets	0		Effect: "Kindly Resolve", Effect Duration: 61
1450	diluted twinkly wad	1		Effect: "Boletus Swoletus", Effect Duration: 40
1451	altered fuchsia huge hot wad	1		
1452	powdered wad	1		
1453	distilled wad	1		Effect: "Spore-Wreathed", Effect Duration: 35
1454	vaporized stench wad	1		
1455	diluted sleaze wad	1		Effect: "Frigid Weapon", Effect Duration: 20
1456	double daisy	0		
1457	Goth Giant	0		
1458	flavorless Valentine's Day cake	4	decent	
1459	twirling arrow'd heart balloon	0		
1460	velvet box	0		
1461	tumbling squashed frog	0		
1462	pulsating eye of newt	0		
1463	blinking cyan salamander spleen	0		
1464	sleazy fairy gravy	0		
1465	yellow suede shortsword	0		
1466	bamboo bokuto	0		
1467	skewed 25-meat staff	0		
1468	pulsating two-handed depthsword	0		
1469	bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme	0		
1470	purple lead yo-yo	0		
1471	tumbling slightly peevedbow	0		
1472	sack of doorknobs	0		
1473	ball-and-chain	0		
1474	tumbling cyan automatic catapult	0		
1475	cyan mirror pentacorn hat	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 10"
1476	jittery goofily-plumed helmet	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 17"
1477	huge plastic hard hat	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 22"
1478	salad bowl	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 30"
1479	football helmet	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 37"
1480	chain-mail monokini	0		Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 4xBarrr, cap 7"
1481	union scalemail pants	0		Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, cap 12"
1482	paper-plate-mail pants	0		Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 2xBarrr, cap 20"
1483	olive troutpiece	0		Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr, cap 27"
1484	alpha-mail pants	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 35"
1485	veiny steel-toed rabbit's foot	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Maximum HP: +10
1486	massive bag of catnip	0		
1487	hang glider	0		
1488	jittery March hat	0		Free Pull
1489	dormouse	0		
1490	blue chopsticks of the brazier of the sweet-tooth	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Candy Drop: +100
1491	spinning Newton's rice bowl	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3
1492	ninja mop of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
1493	twirling nasty ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Stench Damage: +5
1494	wet blinking skewed sugar-coated pine cone	0		Effect: "Aspect of the GravyPlum Fairy", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2020-09"
1495	brawny weightlifter's traffic cone	0		Muscle: +15, Muscle Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "2xLep, 2xFairy, cap 15", Last Available: "2006-03"
1496	acceptable fortified narrow gloomy mushroom wine	5	good	
1497	perfectly mixed mushroom wine	3	EPIC	
1498	tumbling McPhee's Grimoire of Hilarious Object Summoning	0		Last Available: "2006-04", Skill: "Summon Hilarious Objects"
1499	blinking whoopie cushion	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1500	fake fake vomit	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1501	ionized explosion-flavored chewing gum	0		Effect: "Loyal Tea", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2006-04"
1502	blurry clown hammer	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1503	upside-down rubber emo roe	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1504	irradiated wet blinking olive snowcone	0		Effect: "You Can Taste the Darkness", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2006-04"
1505	ice cube with a fly in it	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1506	bad mirror calle de miel with a fly in it	3	decent	Last Available: "2006-04"
1507	perfectly mixed triple-distilled rockin' wagon with a fly in it	8	EPIC	Last Available: "2006-04"
1508	weak smooth perpendicular hula with a fly in it	2	awesome	Last Available: "2006-04"
1509	aged slap and tickle with a fly in it	3	awesome	Last Available: "2006-04"
1510	bag of airline peanuts	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1511	dangerous fake hand	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Last Available: "2006-04"
1512	altered upside-down shaking Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray	1		Effect: "Ancient Protected", Effect Duration: 45
1513	diluted ghostly Knob Goblin learning pill	1		
1514	twisted blinking Knob Goblin eyedrops	1		Effect: "Blessing of the Pervy Noodles", Effect Duration: 15
1515	mixed wobbly Knob Goblin nasal spray	1		
1516	wobbly upside-down KWE-brand transistor radio	0		
1518	vampire heart	0		
1519	shaking Talisman of Bakula	0		Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Give In To Your Vampiric Urges"
1520	beefy Radio KoL Coffee Mug of the wise owl	0		Muscle: +10, Mysticality: +20
1521	Frank Gorshin trophy	0		
1522	lime green lightning-fast Radio Free Jersey of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Initiative: +40
1523	bottle of used blood	0		
1524	wind-up chattering teeth	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1525	joybuzzer	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Shake Hands", Last Available: "2006-04"
1526	pet rock "Snooty" disguise	0		Familiar Weight: +11, Equips On: "Pet Rock | Toothsome Rock | Bulky Buddy Box | Holiday Log", Last Available: "2006-04"
1527	olive diamond-studded fronts	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2006-04"
1528	studded corkscrew of terror	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2006-04"
1529	St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1530	fake plastic grass	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
1531	inspector's grass skirt	0		Item Drop: +15, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1.5xFairy, cap 20", Last Available: "2011-01"
1532	Oprah's grass hat	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 1xBarrr, cap 20", Last Available: "2011-01"
1533	cyan executive grass blade	0		Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2011-01"
1534	raffle prize box	0		
1536	homeless hobo spirit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-05"
1537	weegee sqouija	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
1538	blinking sparkly engagement ring of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
1539	Tam O'Shatner	0		Meat Drop: +50, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2005-03"
1540	yellow blurry spinning censurious Jim Carey's Grimacite goggles	0		Monster Level: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 31", Last Available: "2008-10"
1541	ghostly forbidden Grimacite glaive of the brazier	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2008-10"
1542	cyan miser's Grimacite greaves of the glutton	0		Meat Drop: +10, Food Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, 3xGhoul, cap 37", Last Available: "2008-10"
1543	manspreader's Sinatra's Grimacite garter	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Monster Level: +10, Last Available: "2008-10"
1544	steel-toed Grimacite galoshes of the boozehound	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2008-10"
1545	lightning-fast Oprah's Grimacite gorget	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2008-10"
1546	Grimacite guayabera of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Last Available: "2008-10"
1547	skewed steel-toed Da Vinci's Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Damage Reduction: 9
1548	hale veiny Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	0		Maximum HP: 30
1549	MSG	0		
1550	personal trainer's second-hand knockoff engagement ring	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Single Equip
1551	delicious bottle of Domesticated Turkey	4	awesome	
1552	bad bottle of Definit	3	decent	
1553	acceptable distilled bottle of Calcutta Emerald	5	good	
1554	weak smooth cyan squat bottle of Lieutenant Freeman	2	awesome	
1555	drinkable special bottle of Jorge Sinsonte	3	good	Effect: "Glittering Eyelashes", Effect Duration: 10
1556	artisanal boxed champagne	3	EPIC	
1557	rotten thick kumquat	5	crappy	
1558	spoiled tangerine	3	crappy	
1559	purple tonic water	0		
1560	decent cocktail onion	3	good	
1561	stale snack-sized raspberry	2	decent	
1562	bland ghostly kiwi	3	decent	
1563	lousy blurry whiskey bittersweet	3	decent	
1564	artisanal mimosette	3	EPIC	
1565	artisanal strong tumbling gray tequila sunset	5	EPIC	
1566	lousy zmobie	3	decent	Wiki Name: "Zmobie (drink)"
1567	weak hand-crafted gin and tonic	2	EPIC	
1568	drinkable vodka and tonic	3	good	
1569	bad vodka gibson	3	decent	
1570	delicious gibson	4	awesome	
1571	lousy watered-down parisian cathouse	2	decent	
1572	delicious purple rabbit punch	3	awesome	
1573	bad practically non-alcoholic caipifruta	1	decent	
1574	bad teqiwila	3	decent	
1575	smooth Divine	4	awesome	
1576	special weak perfectly mixed huge Gordon Bennett	2	super ultra EPIC	Effect: "Inner Warmth", Effect Duration: 30
1577	smooth gray tangarita	3	awesome	
1578	acceptable mandarina colada	3	good	
1579	triple-distilled perfectly mixed gimlet	7	EPIC	
1580	perfectly mixed brick road	3	EPIC	
1581	delicious mirror vodka stratocaster	3	awesome	
1582	strong acceptable ghostly Neuromancer	5	good	
1583	hand-crafted prussian cathouse	3	EPIC	
1584	tolerable Mae West	3	good	
1585	triple-distilled mediocre Mon Tiki	9	decent	
1586	distilled artisanal skewed teqiwila slammer	5	EPIC	
1587	bland miniature Knob lo mein	2	decent	
1588	decent massive asparagus lo mein	8	good	
1589	normal green shaking Knoll lo mein	3	good	
1590	toothsome huge lo mein	10	awesome	
1591	immense decent tumbling spinning olive lo mein	6	good	
1592	adequate hot hi mein	3	good	
1593	stale big mirror hi mein	5	decent	
1594	moldy small enchanted hi mein	2	crappy	Effect: "Grape Expectations", Effect Duration: 10
1595	stale jittery shaking hi mein	3	decent	
1596	half-sized normal sleazy hi mein	2	good	
1597	Junior LAAAAME merit badge of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2006-05"
1598	rosewater-soaked Senior LAAAAME merit badge	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2006-05"
1599	jazz soap	0		Free Pull, Effect: "Jazz Hands", Effect Duration: 20
1600	tolerable fancy tangarita with a fly in it	3	good	Effect: "Always In Motion", Effect Duration: 50
1601	drinkable boozy mandarina colada with a fly in it	5	good	
1602	acceptable prussian cathouse with a fly in it	4	good	
1603	tolerable practically non-alcoholic Mae West with a fly in it	1	good	
1604	compressed skewed astronaut ice-cream	1		Last Available: "2006-05"
1605	delectable catalyst	0		
1606	boiled ultimate wad	1		Effect: "Wreathed in Merriment", Effect Duration: 5
1607	unsweetened mirror libation of liveliness	0		Effect: "Is This Your Card?", Effect Duration: 12
1608	colloidal colloidal blinking eyedrops of the ermine	0		Effect: "La Bamba", Effect Duration: 47
1609	pickled denatured perfume of prejudice	0		Effect: "Ermine Eyes", Effect Duration: 24
1610	extra-aerosolized denatured eyedrops of the ocelot	0		Effect: "Sugary World View", Effect Duration: 23
1611	polarized purple spinning tumbling potent potion of potency	0		Effect: "Rainbow Bright", Effect Duration: 40
1612	warmed upside-down maroon concentrated cordial of concentration	0		Effect: "Sepia Tan", Effect Duration: 37
1613	pulsating censurious coffin lid	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3
1614	satin shield of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60
1615	spinning Sinatra's Cerebral Cloche	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Familiar Effect: "1.5xLep, cap 22", Last Available: "2006-06"
1616	careful Cerebral Culottes	0		Monster Level: -10, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, 1xGhoul, cap 22", Last Available: "2006-06"
1617	Annie Oakley's veiny sage Cerebral Crossbow	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Maximum HP: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Last Available: "2006-06"
1618	green ice stein	0		Last Available: "2006-06"
1619	tumbling munchies pill	0		Last Available: "2006-06"
1620	upside-down homeopathic healing powder	0		Last Available: "2006-06"
1621	astral badger	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-06"
1622	electrified warmed astral mushroom	0		Effect: "Memory of Speed", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2006-06"
1623	badger badge	0		Last Available: "2006-06"
1624	deionized moist quadruple-boiled blue-frosted astral cupcake	0		Effect: "The Real Deal", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2006-06"
1625	concentrated quantum red green-frosted astral cupcake	0		Effect: "Vanity Rage", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2006-06"
1626	concentrated electrified orange-frosted astral cupcake	0		Effect: "Incensed", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2006-06"
1627	warmed alkaline alkaline purple-frosted astral cupcake	0		Effect: "Go-Gone", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2006-06"
1628	wet pink-frosted astral cupcake	0		Effect: "Wolf's Bane", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2006-06"
1629	blurry stiffened raspberry beret	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, 2xLep, cap 12"
1630	maroon manspreader's pixel shield	0		Monster Level: +10
1631	beer cartilage	0		
1632	shaking Spanish fly trap	0		
1633	purple Spanish fly	0		
1634	acceptable around the world	4	good	
1635	scrumdiddlyumptious solution	0		
1636	Toddler-sized Dragon Costume	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Item Drop: +5, Softcore Only
1637	chilled tarnished lotion of hotness	0		Effect: "Hare-o-dynamic", Effect Duration: 20
1638	improved improved skewed lime green squat lotion of coldness	0		Effect: "You Ate Some Hemp Candy", Effect Duration: 61
1639	altered ionized purple squat lotion of spookiness	0		Effect: "Spookypants", Effect Duration: 26
1640	nitrogenated activated ghostly lotion of stench	0		Effect: "Jelly Combed", Effect Duration: 29
1641	vacuum-sealed lotion of sleaziness	0		Effect: "Well-Swabbed Ear", Effect Duration: 69
1642	artisanal Grimacite Bock	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2008-11"
1643	thick moldy blinking wedge of gray cheese	5	crappy	Last Available: "2008-11"
1644	huge hot and sauce	0		
1645	twirling and sauce	0		
1646	and sauce	0		
1647	bouncing stench and sauce	0		
1648	sleazy and sauce	0		
1649	brick	0		Free Pull
1650	milk of magnesium	0		
1651	enchanted normal jittery foie gras	4	good	Effect: "Nano-juiced", Effect Duration: 25
1652	unsweetened super-irradiated chilled upside-down candy brain	0		Effect: "Retrograde Relaxation", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2020-09"
1653	lime green executive foul-smelling veiny jewel-eyed wizard hat	0		Maximum HP: +10, Stench Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +40, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Magic Missile", Familiar Effect: "atk, 5xVolley, 5xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2006-07"
1654	greedy Rosewater's wad of Crovacite	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Meat Drop: +20
1655	shellacked experienced collar	0		Experience: +2, Damage Reduction: 7
1656	spinning White Citadel Satisfaction Satchel	0		
1657	onion shurikens	0		
1658	Cherry Cloaca Cola	0		
1659	Diet Cloaca Cola	0		
1660	huge Regular Cloaca Cola	0		
1661	lime green arcane researcher's Radio KoL Keychain	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10
1662	tumbling Radio KoL Antenna Ball of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10
1663	extremely unsafe Radio KoL Flashlight	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100
1664	zippy Radio KoL Maracas	0		Initiative: +20
1665	strapping Radio KoL Bottle Opener	0		Muscle: +5
1666	Radio KoL Patch of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20
1667	Cat-Herding Prod of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10
1668	beefy star boomerang	0		Muscle: +10
1669	grievous star stiletto	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50
1670	bouncing tumbling fraudwort	0		
1671	gray shysterweed	0		
1672	huge swindleblossom	0		
1673	teal blinking prompt smooth grave robbing shovel	0		Moxie: +15, Adventures: +3
1674	twirling twirling Tesla superhero mask	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, 1xFairy, cap 2"
1675	ore	0		
1676	blurry styrofoam ore	0		
1677	bubblewrap ore	0		
1678	pet rock "Groucho" disguise	0		Familiar Weight: +11, Equips On: "Pet Rock | Toothsome Rock | Bulky Buddy Box | Holiday Log", Last Available: "2011-12"
1679	bouncing knitted Da Vinci's sword	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Cold Resistance: +3
1680	clever staff of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Maximum MP: +20
1681	wobbly veiny bubblewrap sword of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Maximum HP: +10
1682	sinister personal trainer's bubblewrap staff	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Spell Damage: +10
1683	crafty rosy-cheeked bubblewrap crossbow	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Maximum MP: +10
1684	blinking avaricious MacGyver's styrofoam sword	0		Maximum MP: +100, Meat Drop: +30
1685	nasty styrofoam staff	0		Stench Damage: +5, Item Drop: +5
1686	reassuring dance instructor's styrofoam crossbow	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Spooky Resistance: +1
1687	Platinum Yendorian Express Card	0		
1688	Annie Oakley's smooth crossbow	0		Moxie: +15, Critical Hit Percent: +20
1689	blinking wizardly ribbon	0		Mysticality: +25, Last Available: "2006-07"
1690	wobbly stiffened discarded bottlecap of terror	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 38"
1691	chaotic Socratic discarded torn-up glove	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 0.5xPotato, cap 38"
1692	super-oxidized unsweetened tarnished mirror salamander slurry	0		Effect: "Chari Tea", Effect Duration: 12
1693	deionized anodized quantum blurry eyedrops of newt	0		Effect: "Antarctic Memories", Effect Duration: 16
1694	colloidal ionized frozen skewed wobbly spinning Frogade	0		Effect: "Deep-Seated Rage", Effect Duration: 66
1695	energized adjusted papotion of papower	0		Effect: "Here's Mud in Your Eye", Effect Duration: 58
1696	decent miniature royal jelly taco	2	good	
1697	stale tofu taco	4	decent	
1698	moldy jumping bean taco	3	crappy	
1699	stale skewed catgut taco	3	decent	
1700	yummy goat cheese taco	4	awesome	
1701	diet bland pr0n taco	1	decent	
1702	frozen adjusted alphabet gum	0		Effect: "Memories of Puppy Love", Effect Duration: 46
1703	Comma Chameleon egg	0		Free Pull
1704	shingle	0		
1705	upside-down blinking cyan flaregun	0		
1706	clever brainy sword of Leguizamo	0		Mysticality: +5, Maximum MP: +20, Monster Level: +20
1707	scandalous sizzling supercool flypaper staff	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Hot Damage: +10, Sleaze Damage: +5
1708	Fonzie's grease gun of the scaredy-cat of the blizzard	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Monster Level: -15, Cold Spell Damage: +25
1709	blue Tesla savvy cool sword of static	0		Moxie: +5, Mysticality Percent: +20, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
1710	foul-smelling brawny beefcake's wiffle-flail	0		Muscle: +25, Muscle Percent: +20, Stench Damage: +10
1711	twirling gray avaricious rock-hard bubble bauble bow of the brazier	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +30
1712	rock-hard hardened Frost™ brand sword of doom	0		Damage Reduction: 8, Spooky Spell Damage: +50
1713	Annie Oakley's sinister squeaky staff	0		Spell Damage: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +20
1714	electrified energetic can cannon of Leguizamo	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Monster Level: +20, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
1715	twirling occult starchy sword	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25
1716	spinning Sinatra's starchy staff	0		Experience (Moxie): +5
1717	hardened starchy crossbow	0		Damage Reduction: 3
1718	blurry blurry aromatic pestoblade of the glutton	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Food Drop: +100
1719	ribald shellacked poutine pole	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Sleaze Damage: +10
1720	skewed Samson's smartaleck's curdflinger	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Experience (Muscle): +5
1721	knitted thinker's muculent machete	0		Mysticality: +10, Cold Resistance: +3
1722	olive friendly stiffened glistening staff	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Familiar Weight: +3
1723	Tesla groovy repeating crossbow	0		Moxie Percent: +10, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
1725	squat bigger stick	0		
1726	sinewy crossbow string	0		
1727	sturdy sword hilt	0		
1728	ruddy dense meat sword	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40
1729	yellow ghostly flame-wreathed dense meat staff	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10
1730	olive energetic dense meat crossbow	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20
1731	mirror curative boxer's wizardly Spirit Precipice	0		Mysticality: +25, Muscle Percent: +10, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
1732	cyan rosewater-soaked Newton's smoldering staff of the scaredy-cat	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Monster Level: -15, Stench Resistance: +3
1733	weightlifter's hot cross bow of dire peril of the boozehound	0		Muscle: +15, Weapon Damage: +20, Booze Drop: +100
1734	hardened sword behind inappropriate prepositions of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Damage Reduction: 3, Alters Page Text
1735	jittery smelly electrified meatspout staff of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Stench Spell Damage: +10, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
1736	skewed dance instructor's slick carob cannon of Gandalf	0		Moxie: +10, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Spell Critical Percent: +20
1737	skewed chaotic extremely unsafe smartaleck's shuddersword	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Spell Critical Percent: +10
1738	supercharged hairy staff of Calamity Jane of the early riser	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Adventures: +7
1739	medical-grade experienced projectile icemaker of terror	0		Experience: +2, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
1740	auspicious reassuring mansplainer's buffalo blade	0		Monster Level: +15, Spooky Resistance: +1, Item Drop: +10
1741	scorching savvy cheesestick	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Hot Damage: +25
1742	teal Jeselnik's sharpshooter's potato pistol	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Sleaze Damage: +25
1743	executive savory sword	0		Meat Drop: +40
1744	wizardly savory staff	0		Mysticality: +25
1745	upside-down savory crossbow of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3
1746	ghostly therapeutic rock-hard wizardly Super Magic Power Sword X	0		Mysticality: +25, Damage Reduction: 5, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
1747	Socratic soylent staff of the empath	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Familiar Weight: +5
1748	shaking weightlifter's goulauncher of the overflowing toilet	0		Muscle: +15, Stench Spell Damage: +50
1749	defective skull	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
1750	fortified Gnollish pie server	0		Damage Absorption: +60
1751	Socratic Gnollish slotted spoon	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1
1752	twirling Usain Bolt's Knob Goblin spatula	0		Initiative: +80
1753	jack flapper of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60
1754	shaking Da Vinci's filthy pestle	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5
1755	horrifying Knob Goblin melon baller	0		Spooky Damage: +25
1756	ghostly Socratic huge spoon	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1
1757	tumbling twirling avaricious pizza cutter	0		Meat Drop: +30
1758	star spatula of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10
1759	rock-hard foon of fulmination of courage	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Spooky Resistance: +3
1760	twirling executive foul-smelling foon of frigidity	0		Stench Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +40
1761	twirling spinning strapping foon of foulness of the boozehound	0		Muscle: +5, Booze Drop: +100
1762	pulsating crafty foon of fearfulness of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Maximum MP: +10
1763	inspector's padded foon of fleshiness	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Item Drop: +15
1764	Spookyraven library key	0		
1765	Spookyraven gallery key	0		
1766	Spookyraven ballroom key	0		
1767	red twirling pack of chewing gum	0		
1768	Gnomish toolbox	0		
1769	low-calorie delicious gray fricasseed brains	1	awesome	
1770	bland bouncing brains casserole	4	decent	
1771	vibrating butcherknife	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10
1772	rosewater-soaked corn holder	0		Stench Resistance: +3
1773	Socratic eggbeater	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1
1774	distilled bad bottle of popskull	5	decent	
1775	healthy dishrag	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20
1776	immense yummy purple stale baguette	10	awesome	
1777	huge leftovers of indeterminate origin	0		
1778	moldy dinner	3	crappy	
1779	teal razor-sharp katana	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Synergetic
1780	tumbling slick ram stick	0		Moxie: +10
1781	shaking greedy enchantlers	0		Meat Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xLep, cap 28"
1782	ruddy weightlifter's ram-battering staff	0		Muscle: +15, Maximum HP Percent: +40
1783	enchanted moldy crazy Turkish delight	3	crappy	Effect: "Sappy Blood", Effect Duration: 45
1784	cyan Snow Queen Crown of the ox of wisdom	0		Muscle: +20, Mysticality: +15, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xGhuol, cap 28"
1785	aromatic personal trainer's ga-ga radio of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Stench Resistance: +1
1786	six pack of Mountain Stream	0		
1787	polymerized red bag of Cheat-Os	0		Effect: "Chari Tea", Effect Duration: 53
1788	unrefined Mountain Stream syrup	0		
1789	Mob Penguin	0		
1790	bad Ram's Face Lager	3	decent	
1791	ram horns	0		
1792	cyan perfumed medical-grade rosy-cheeked Travoltan trousers	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Stench Resistance: +5, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 2xLep, 1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2006-09", Moxie May Control MP
1793	lard-coated horrifying pool cue	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
1794	corrupted handful of hand chalk	0		Effect: "Surreally Buff", Effect Duration: 46
1795	tumbling hale Counterclockwise Watch	0		Maximum HP: +20, Single Equip, Nonstackable Watch
1796	bone collar	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1797	misshapen animal skeleton	0		
1798	pile of animal bones	0		
1799	shaking animal skull	0		
1800	animal cranium	0		
1801	ghostly animal jawbone	0		
1802	first cervical vertebra	0		
1803	second cervical vertebra	0		
1804	third cervical vertebra	0		
1805	fourth cervical vertebra	0		
1806	spinning blue pulsating fifth cervical vertebra	0		
1807	sixth cervical vertebra	0		
1808	huge seventh cervical vertebra	0		
1809	upside-down first thoracic vertebra	0		
1810	blurry second thoracic vertebra	0		
1811	cyan third thoracic vertebra	0		
1812	shaking fourth thoracic vertebra	0		
1813	mirror pulsating fifth thoracic vertebra	0		
1814	sixth thoracic vertebra	0		
1815	seventh thoracic vertebra	0		
1816	wobbly eighth thoracic vertebra	0		
1817	tumbling ninth thoracic vertebra	0		
1818	tenth thoracic vertebra	0		
1819	eleventh thoracic vertebra	0		
1820	twelfth thoracic vertebra	0		
1821	first lumbar vertebra	0		
1822	bouncing second lumbar vertebra	0		
1823	third lumbar vertebra	0		
1824	mirror fourth lumbar vertebra	0		
1825	fifth lumbar vertebra	0		
1826	sixth lumbar vertebra	0		
1827	seventh lumbar vertebra	0		
1828	sacral vertebrae	0		
1829	first caudal vertebra	0		
1830	blinking second caudal vertebra	0		
1831	third caudal vertebra	0		
1832	fourth caudal vertebra	0		
1833	fifth caudal vertebra	0		
1834	mirror sixth caudal vertebra	0		
1835	seventh caudal vertebra	0		
1836	eighth caudal vertebra	0		
1837	ninth caudal vertebra	0		
1838	ghostly tenth caudal vertebra	0		
1839	shaking squat left first rib	0		
1840	left second rib	0		
1841	blinking left third rib	0		
1842	left fourth rib	0		
1843	left fifth rib	0		
1844	blinking left sixth rib	0		
1845	left seventh rib	0		
1846	mirror left eighth rib	0		
1847	left ninth rib	0		
1848	left tenth rib	0		
1849	blurry left eleventh rib	0		
1850	left twelfth rib	0		
1851	pulsating shaking right first rib	0		
1852	right second rib	0		
1853	twirling skewed right third rib	0		
1854	bouncing right fourth rib	0		
1855	huge pulsating right fifth rib	0		
1856	yellow right sixth rib	0		
1857	right seventh rib	0		
1858	right eighth rib	0		
1859	right ninth rib	0		
1860	right tenth rib	0		
1861	right eleventh rib	0		
1862	right twelfth rib	0		
1863	animal pelvis	0		
1864	bouncing left scapula	0		
1865	right scapula	0		
1866	squat yellow left clavicle	0		
1867	right clavicle	0		
1868	left humerus	0		
1869	twirling right humerus	0		
1870	mirror left radius	0		
1871	spinning right radius	0		
1872	shaking left ulna	0		
1873	right ulna	0		
1874	left femur	0		
1875	pulsating right femur	0		
1876	left tibia	0		
1877	right tibia	0		
1878	left fibula	0		
1879	right fibula	0		
1880	left kneecap	0		
1881	blurry right kneecap	0		
1882	spinning left first front claw	0		
1883	jittery left second front claw	0		
1884	left third front claw	0		
1885	mirror left fourth front claw	0		
1886	right first front claw	0		
1887	right second front claw	0		
1888	skewed right third front claw	0		
1889	right fourth front claw	0		
1890	squat left thumb	0		
1891	wobbly right thumb	0		
1892	left first rear claw	0		
1893	jittery left second rear claw	0		
1894	left third rear claw	0		
1895	left fourth rear claw	0		
1896	right first rear claw	0		
1897	right second rear claw	0		
1898	right third rear claw	0		
1899	right fourth rear claw	0		
1900	lime green frightening 1-ball	0		Spooky Damage: +5
1901	up-at-dawn hale 2-ball	0		Maximum HP: +20, Adventures: +5
1902	forbidden 3-ball of the blizzard	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Cold Spell Damage: +25
1903	4-ball of incineration of courage	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Resistance: +3
1904	pulsating flame-retardant energetic 5-ball	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Hot Resistance: +1
1905	upside-down manspreader's sharpshooter's 6-ball	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Monster Level: +10
1906	nasty 7-ball	0		Stench Damage: +5
1907	8-ball	0		
1910	hale clockwork sword of bravery of the cheetah	0		Maximum HP: +20, Spooky Resistance: +5, Initiative: +60
1911	twirling Temple Grandin's stylish clockwork staff of chilblains	0		Moxie: +25, Familiar Weight: +7, Cold Damage: +25
1912	family-friendly shellacked dance instructor's clockwork crossbow	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Damage Reduction: 7, Sleaze Resistance: +1
1913	clockwork handle	0		
1914	clockwork rod	0		
1915	clockwork shank	0		
1916	Lord Spookyraven's spectacles	0		
1917	wallet	0		
1918	coin purse	0		
1919	upside-down English to A. F. U. E. Dictionary	0		
1920	narrow bizarre illegible sheet music	0		
1921	Jeselnik's wakizashi	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Synergetic
1922	squat skewed gob of wet hair	0		
1923	upside-down roll of toilet paper	0		Free Pull
1924	tattered wolf standard	0		
1925	tumbling tattered snake standard	0		
1926	KoL Con 3-D Glasses	0		Familiar Effect: "8xLep, 1xFairy, cap 2"
1927	scary death orb	0		
1928	tuning fork	0		
1929	double-paned greaves	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Breakable, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr"
1930	helmet of the glutton of the early riser	0		Food Drop: +100, Adventures: +7, Breakable, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato, 0.5xFairy"
1931	executive razor-sharp spear	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Meat Drop: +40, Breakable
1932	Jeselnik's shield	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Breakable
1933	yellow up-at-dawn pitchfork	0		Adventures: +5
1934	ghostly cyan careful broken sword	0		Monster Level: -10
1935	red executive snarling wolf shield	0		Meat Drop: +40, Synergetic
1936	huge wicked lupine sword	0		Spell Damage: +5, Synergetic
1937	purple snake shield of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Synergetic
1938	serpentine sword of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Synergetic
1939	grouchy restless spirit	0		
1940	wobbly gravedigger's careful strapping 9-ball	0		Muscle: +5, Monster Level: -10, Spooky Damage: +10
1941	manspreader's Van der Graaf seal pendant	0		Monster Level: +10, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Class: "Seal Clubber", Single Equip
1942	Jack Frost's supercharged turtle brooch	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Single Equip
1943	Fonzie's noodle ring of Calamity Jane	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Class: "Pastamancer", Single Equip
1944	jittery blurry Sherlock's saucepan earring of the businessman	0		Item Drop: +25, Meat Drop: +50, Class: "Sauceror", Single Equip
1945	executive razor-sharp disco ball pendant	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Meat Drop: +40, Class: "Disco Bandit", Single Equip
1946	sharpshooter's accordion pin of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Class: "Accordion Thief", Single Equip
1947	arcane researcher's worn tophat of temperance	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xLep, cap 31"
1948	spinning electrified tap shoes of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip
1949	half-sized spoiled Manetwich	2	crappy	
1950	bottle of Vangoghbitussin	0		
1951	weak artisanal pulsating bottle of Pinot Renoir	2	EPIC	
1952	normal desiccated apricot	4	good	
1953	tolerable flute of flat champagne	4	good	
1954	adequate bite-sized red dehydrated caviar	1	good	
1955	styrofoam peanuts	0		
1956	artisanal wobbly snifter of thoroughly aged brandy	4	EPIC	
1957	quill pen	0		
1958	inkwell	0		
1959	tattered scrap of paper	0		
1960	scroll of forbidden unspeakable evil	0		
1961	can of Binarrrca	0		Free Pull, Effect: "Talking Like a Pirate", Effect Duration: 50
1962	triple-magnetized nitrogenated blinking Bit O' Ectoplasm	0		Effect: "Hyperoffended", Effect Duration: 28
1963	dance card	0		
1964	squat opera mask of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xBarrr, cap 2"
1965	cyan wobbly bottle of Monsieur Bubble	0		
1966	razor-sharp Amulet of Yendor of the boozehound	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Booze Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-12"
1967	jitterbug larva	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2007-10"
1968	maroon wobbly bottle of perfume	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1969	spoon!	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1970	ghostly nervous tick egg	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2007-10"
1971	plastic pumpkin bucket	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Item Drop: +13, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2006-10", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.35
1972	vibrating studded shrimp fork	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Maximum MP Percent: +10
1973	half of a memo	0		
1974	cocoabo	0		
1975	baby gravy fairy	0		
1976	pulsating gravy fairy	0		
1977	gravy fairy	0		
1978	spinning gravy fairy	0		
1979	gravy fairy	0		
1980	yellow sleazy gravy fairy	0		
1981	astral badger	0		
1982	lime green MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech	0		
1983	hand turkey	0		
1984	snowy owl	0		
1985	scary death orb	0		
1986	mind flayer	0		
1987	pulsating undead elbow macaroni	0		
1988	angry cow	0		
1989	mirror mirror Cheshire bitten	0		
1990	jittery yo-yo	0		
1991	rubber WWJD? bracelet	0		
1992	rubber WWBD? bracelet	0		
1993	rubber WWSPD? bracelet	0		
1994	mirror rubber WWtNSD? bracelet	0		
1995	heart necklace	0		Free Pull
1996	right half of a heart necklace	0		
1997	mirror left half of a heart necklace	0		
1998	pack of KWE trading card	0		
1999	stick of "gum"	0		
2000	Das Überkühlraum trading card	0		
2001	olive Vaso De Agua trading card	0		
2002	The Grand Poo-Bah trading card	0		
2003	Thorny Toad trading card	0		
2004	Chori Zo trading card	0		
2005	Morbidda trading card	0		
2006	Poison Oak trading card	0		
2007	Princess Rutabaga trading card	0		
2008	yellow Roo trading card	0		
2009	narrow Woldo trading card	0		
2010	spinning The Snake trading card	0		
2011	Nayztameetjoo trading card	0		
2012	Arrrmetia trading card	0		
2013	Serenity trading card	0		
2014	blurry Inndya trading card	0		
2015	blurry Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card	0		
2016	diamond necklace	0		
2017	upside-down spade necklace	0		
2018	mirror club necklace	0		
2019	cream pie	0		Free Pull
2020	half-sized yummy cherry pie	2	awesome	
2021	small moldy strawberry pie	2	crappy	
2022	jumbo special spoiled lemon meringue pie	5	crappy	Effect: "Abyssal Sweat", Effect Duration: 5
2023	Genalen™ Bottle	1	crappy	
2024	rotten mixed wildflower greens	3	crappy	
2025	tasty massive handful of walnuts	8	awesome	
2026	flavorless half-sized nutty organic salad	2	decent	
2027	rotten tiny super salad	1	crappy	
2028	bland tumbling tofu wonton	3	decent	
2029	hippy protest button	0		Single Equip, Thorns: 1
2030	vibrating forbidden Lockenstock™ sandals	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Single Equip
2031	Annie Oakley's didgeridooka	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20
2032	twirling teal Herculean bullet-proof corduroys of vim and vigor	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xBarrr, cap 42"
2033	wobbly razor-sharp round sunglasses	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Single Equip
2034	crafty wicker shield	0		Maximum MP: +10
2035	Marquis de Poivre soda	0		
2036	vacuum-sealed pressed mirror radium-flavored potato chips	0		Effect: "Loyal Tea", Effect Duration: 27
2037	pickled wobbly wintergreen-flavored potato chips	0		Effect: "Berry Experiential", Effect Duration: 26
2038	chilled dry warmed narrow ennui-flavored potato chips	0		Effect: "Rosewater Mark", Effect Duration: 63
2039	x-ray specs	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2040	patchouli oil bomb	0		
2041	teal ferret bait	0		
2042	maroon bouncing exploding hacky-sack	0		
2043	spinning tumbling hemp net	0		
2044	your father's MacGuffin diary	0		
2045	adequate huge brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings	3	good	
2046	flavorless jumbo frat brats	5	decent	
2047	half-sized rotten knob ka-bobs	2	crappy	
2049	practically non-alcoholic perfectly mixed can of Swiller	1	EPIC	
2050	broken wings	0		
2051	pulsating green ghostly blinking sunken eyes	0		
2052	blurry reassembled blackbird	0		
2053	bust of Pallas	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2054	market map	0		
2055	blinking snake skin	0		
2056	anodized twirling adder bladder	0		Effect: "Very Clean Teeth", Effect Duration: 32
2057	pension check	0		
2058	picnic basket	0		
2059	irradiated dry Black No. 2	0		Effect: "Disco Neuropathy", Effect Duration: 48
2060	deadly Fonzie's sword	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Weapon Damage: +5
2061	helmet of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 40"
2062	supercharged shield of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Maximum MP Percent: +30
2063	tiny delicious bouncing lime green blackberry	1	awesome	
2064	forged identification documents	0		
2065	blurry mirror PADL Phone	0		
2066	lightning-fast Annie Oakley's kick-ass kicks	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Initiative: +40, Single Equip
2067	sake bomb	0		
2068	tequila grenade	0		
2069	beer helmet of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Familiar Effect: "0.5xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 42"
2070	fuchsia shellacked brainy distressed denim pants	0		Mysticality: +5, Damage Reduction: 7, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xPotato, cap 42"
2071	mirror lime green fortified perforated battle paddle	0		Damage Absorption: +60
2072	sinister flashing novelty button of temperance	0		Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +5
2073	smartaleck's glowstick of the scaredy-cat	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Monster Level: -15, Last Available: "2006-10", Raveosity: +1
2074	green frightening anniversary chutney sculpture	0		Spooky Damage: +5
2075	wobbly rosewater-soaked spandex anniversary shorts	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "5xVolley, 10xLep, cap 2"
2076	Sinatra's jar of anniversary jam	0		Experience (Moxie): +5
2077	wicked bucket of anniversary lard	0		Spell Damage: +5
2078	stanky anniversary concrete fedora	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "5xVolley, 5xLep, cap 2"
2079	inspector's MacGyver's makeshift turban	0		Maximum MP: +100, Item Drop: +15, Blind, Familiar Effect: "1.5xBarrr, 1xLep, cap 25"
2080	nippy makeshift cape	0		Cold Damage: +10
2081	tumbling stiffened makeshift skirt	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 25"
2082	skewed toothbrush	0		
2083	squat makeshift crane	0		
2084	blinking can of starch	0		
2085	modified blinking squat bottle of ultravitamins	1		
2086	distilled twirling bottle of cough syrup	1		
2087	vaporized pulsating tube of hair oil	1		
2088	polymerized polarized Daffy Taffy	0		Effect: "Egg-headedness", Effect Duration: 17
2089	Crimboween memo	0		Last Available: "2006-10"
2090	blinking Usain Bolt's knitted Samson's Herculean educational pilgrim shield	0		Experience: +1, Experience (Muscle): 6, Cold Resistance: +3, Initiative: +80, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2006-11"
2091	bath salts	0		
2092	hand mirror	0		
2093	Temple Grandin's hors d'oeuvre tray	0		Familiar Weight: +7
2094	stale ballroom blintz	4	decent	
2095	towel	0		
2096	denatured olive blinking guy made of bee pollen	1		Effect: "Lifted Spirits", Effect Duration: 25
2097	bouncing personal trainer's 17-ball	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10
2098	filthy lucre	0		
2099	hobo gristle	0		
2100	shredded can label	0		
2101	lime green bloodstained briquette	0		
2102	teal greasy dreadlock	0		
2103	gray vial of pirate sweat	0		
2104	empty aftershave bottle	0		
2105	coal button	0		
2106	burned-out arcanodiode	0		
2107	tumbling non-Euclidean hoof	0		
2108	rock	0		
2109	mirror stringy sinew	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2110	stick	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2111	tooth	0		
2112	narrow leaf	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2113	wheel of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2006-12"
2114	wobbly yo	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2115	asbestos-lined prehistoric spear	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2006-12"
2116	bouncing huge stick-on-a-string	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2117	red smelly MacGyver's fire	0		Maximum MP: +100, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xVolley, cap 2", Last Available: "2023-09"
2118	leaf tube	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2119	lit cigar	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2120	Grateful Undead T-shirt of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100
2121	lard-coated ASCII shirt	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
2122	healthy occult safety vest	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Maximum HP Percent: +20
2123	blurry grievous eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50
2125	twirling thinker's Ye Olde Navy Fleece	0		Mysticality: +10
2126	bronze breastplate of Gandalf of incineration	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +50
2127	tumbling crafty padded hat hacker T-shirt	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Maximum MP: +10
2128	vampire collar	0		Single Equip
2129	maroon ghostly possessed top	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
2130	sinister killer rag doll	0		Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2006-12"
2131	tree-eating kite	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2132	green incredibly marionette of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Last Available: "2006-12"
2133	dress ball	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
2134	mad scientist's sock monkey of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Last Available: "2006-12"
2135	alien blob	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2136	huge greedy dangerous vampire duck-on-a-string	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2006-12"
2137	supercool toy crazy train	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2006-12"
2138	shaking razor-tipped yo-yo	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
2139	toy mercenary	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2140	length of string	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2141	toy wheel	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2142	block	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2143	mirror felt	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2144	evil googly eye	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2145	stuffing	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2146	evil teddy bear	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2147	evil teddy bear sewing kit	0		
2148	skewed toothsome rock	0		
2149	moldy frank	3	crappy	Last Available: "2011-12"
2150	gigantic delicious narrow plate of franks and beans	10	awesome	Last Available: "2011-12"
2151	bad shot of blackberry schnapps	4	decent	
2152	capacitor relay	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2153	carbon nanotube frame	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2154	ion grid	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2155	red Feynman gate	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2156	blinking logic synthesizer	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2157	green high-resistance ultrapolymer plating	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2158	servomechanical torsion facilitator	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2159	bouncing quantum polarity inducer	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2160	wobbly bi-lateral logic compressor	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2161	computronic processing unit	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2162	narrow reverse-oscillating klystron	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2163	sub-molecular interocitor	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2164	recursive spline reticulator	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2165	blue atomic vector plotter	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2166	jittery cyan ion-pulse modulation stabilizer	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2167	hyperbolic plasma focuser	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2168	Jeselnik's toy ray gun of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +25, Last Available: "2006-12"
2169	healthy toy space helmet of the early riser	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Adventures: +7, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 43", Last Available: "2006-12"
2170	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2006-12", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.3
2171	auspicious weightlifter's astronaut pants	0		Muscle: +15, Item Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1.5xPotato, cap 43", Last Available: "2006-12"
2172	squat cyan careful toy jet pack	0		Monster Level: -10, Last Available: "2006-12"
2173	triangular stone	0		
2174	huge squat mossy stone sphere	0		
2175	smooth stone sphere	0		
2176	blinking cracked stone sphere	0		
2177	skewed rough stone sphere	0		
2178	Rosewater's obsidian dagger	0		Mysticality Percent: +30
2179	archaeologist's notebook	0		
2180	amulet	0		
2181	chocolate lump	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2182	Harold's hammer head	0		
2183	Harold's hammer handle	0		
2184	Harold's hammer	0		
2185	Kiss the Knob apron of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40
2186	skewed unlit birthday cake	0		
2187	red lit birthday cake	0		
2188	flask of peppermint oil	1	decent	Last Available: "2006-12"
2189	hand-crafted pulsating flask of peppermint schnapps	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2006-12"
2190	yuletide troll chrysalis	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-12"
2191	wobbly book of carols	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2192	narrow sheet music	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2193	low-calorie flavorless candy stake	1	decent	Last Available: "2006-12"
2194	practically non-alcoholic drinkable eggnog	1	good	Last Available: "2006-12"
2195	adequate unspeakable fruitcake	3	good	Last Available: "2006-12"
2196	adequate gingerbread horror	3	good	Last Available: "2006-12"
2197	quadruple-colloidal mirror but probably evil chocolate	0		Effect: "Human-Hobo Hybrid", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2006-12"
2198	half-sized decent blurry bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	2	good	Effect: "Bells in the Batfry", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2023-06"
2199	bland skull-shaped Crimboween cookie	4	decent	Effect: "Carol of the Bones", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-06"
2200	rotten super-sized tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie	5	crappy	Effect: "Crimbo Epiphany", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-06"
2201	cyan Temple Grandin's plastic gift-wrapping vampire	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Last Available: "2006-12"
2202	squat quilted plastic yuletide troll	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Last Available: "2006-12"
2203	plastic skeletal reindeer	0		Item Drop: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2006-12"
2204	stylish plastic Crimboween pentagram	0		Moxie: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2006-12"
2205	blinking grievous plastic Scream Queen	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2006-12"
2206	time sleigh	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-12"
2207	toasty Crimbo tiki necklace	0		Hot Damage: +5, Last Available: "2006-12"
2208	personal trainer's bobble-hip hula elf doll of Leguizamo	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Monster Level: +20, Last Available: "2006-12"
2209	savvy Crimbo ukulele	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Last Available: "2006-12"
2210	red upside-down dog trainer's crafty Tiki lighter	0		Maximum MP: +10, Experience (familiar): +1, Last Available: "2006-12", Stat Tuning: "Moxie"
2211	greasy deck of tropical cards of the early riser	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2006-12", Stat Tuning: "Mysticality"
2212	auspicious scorching tropical paperweight	0		Hot Damage: +25, Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2006-12", Stat Tuning: "Muscle"
2213	tropical Crimbo pressie	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2214	tropical wrapping paper	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2215	veiny Tropical Crimbo Hat	0		Maximum HP: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, 1.5xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2006-12"
2216	wobbly teal quilted Tropical Crimbo Shorts	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhoul", Last Available: "2006-12"
2217	normal super ka-bob	4	good	
2218	big decent twirling beer basted brat	5	good	
2219	ghostly yellow manspreader's Tropical Crimbo Sword	0		Monster Level: +10, Last Available: "2006-12"
2220	Vulcanized corrupted red mirror shaking and Crimboween candy	0		Effect: "Ancestral Disapproval", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2020-09"
2221	Great Ball of Frozen Fire	0		Last Available: "2007-01"
2222	narrow prompt lion tamer's liar's pants	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Adventures: +3, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cold atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2007-01"
2223	yellow wobbly scorching healthy juggler's balls	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Hot Damage: +25, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2007-01"
2224	clever pink shirt	0		Maximum MP: +20, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2007-01"
2225	familiar doppelgänger	0		Monster Level: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2007-01"
2226	blurry cyan Rosewater's evil eyeball pendant of doom	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2007-01"
2227	super-quantum huge arse-a'fire elixir	0		Effect: "Wings of the Grasshopper", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2007-01"
2228	frozen cosmic lemonade	0		Effect: "The Dark Lord Rides in Force Tonight", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2007-01"
2229	aerosolized altered yellow bouncing toad horn	0		Effect: "Violent Night", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2007-01"
2230	icicle katana	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2231	mote	0		
2232	yellow smudged alchemical recipe	0		
2233	slick bow tie	0		Moxie: +10, Clowniness: 75
2234	occult calavera concertina	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Song Duration: 7
2235	greasy therapeutic ratarang	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
2236	nitrogenated wobbly turtle pheromones	0		Effect: "Loco Motives", Effect Duration: 46
2237	pygmy blowgun	0		
2238	wizardly pygmy nose-bone	0		Mysticality: +25, Single Equip
2239	dog trainer's weightlifter's bad voodoo mask	0		Muscle: +15, Experience (familiar): +1, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xGhuol, cap 40"
2240	bottle of alcohol	0		
2241	pygmy spear of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25
2242	adjusted quantum oxidized huge pygmy pygment	0		Effect: "Analog Drunk", Effect Duration: 44
2243	smelly headhunter necktie of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
2244	toasty chaotic pointed stick	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Hot Damage: +5
2245	blinking sinister knobby helmet turtle	0		Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xFairy, cap 5"
2246	wool knobby kneepads	0		Cold Resistance: +1
2247	pulsating personal trainer's sewer turtle	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10
2248	ghostly greedy smelly sebaceous shield	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +20
2249	teal ghostly skeletortoise of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 2xFairy, cap 7"
2251	miser's box turtle	0		Meat Drop: +10
2252	box turtle of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50
2253	foul-smelling rosy-cheeked bottlecap turtle	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Stench Damage: +10
2254	smelly MacGyver's forbidden bubblewrap bottlecap turtleban	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Maximum MP: +100, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 2xLep, cap 17"
2255	quilted furry turtle	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, 2xFairy, cap 11"
2256	wholesome furry earmuffs	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10
2257	coward's chaotic reinforced furry underpants	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Monster Level: -20
2258	"I Love Me, Vol. I"	0		
2259	photograph of God	0		
2260	wobbly shaking hard rock candy	0		
2261	hard-boiled ostrich egg	0		
2262	bird rib	0		
2263	ghostly lion oil	0		
2264	delicious snack-sized gray stunt nuts	2	awesome	
2265	fancy stale fuchsia wet stew	4	decent	Effect: "Big", Effect Duration: 35
2266	wet stunt nut stew	0		
2267	Mega Gem	0		
2268	perfumed Staff of Fats	0		Stench Resistance: +5
2269	normal half-sized blurry sausage wonton	2	good	
2270	fireproof occult belt	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Hot Resistance: +3, Single Equip
2271	lousy bottle of Merlot	4	decent	
2272	mediocre bottle of Port	3	decent	
2273	acceptable bottle of Pinot Noir	4	good	
2274	watered-down drinkable bottle of Zinfandel	2	good	
2275	irresponsibly strong drinkable bottle of Marsala	6	good	
2276	smooth shaking bottle of Muscat	3	awesome	
2277	shaking Fernswarthy's key	0		
2278	Fernswarthy's letter	0		
2279	spinning book	0		
2280	Manual of Labor	0		
2281	red Manual of Transmission	0		
2282	skewed Manual of Dexterity	0		
2283	medical-grade seal-skull helmet	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
2284	petrified noodles	0		
2285	chisel	0		
2286	Eye of Ed	0		
2287	tumbling gravedigger's glowstick of mayonnaise	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2007-01", Raveosity: +1
2288	encoder ring	0		Single Equip
2289	paperclip	0		
2290	really house	0		
2291	Non-Essential Amulet	0		
2292	huge wine vinaigrette	0		
2293	squat cup of strong herbal tea	0		
2294	ghostly Curiously Shiny Ancient Evil-Bashing Axe	0		
2295	cyan narrow marinated stakes	0		
2296	knob butter	0		
2297	blurry vial of ectoplasm	0		
2298	boock of darck magicks	0		
2299	spinning EZ-Play Harmonica Book	0		
2300	fingerless hobo gloves	0		
2301	bouncing Chomsky's comic books	0		
2302	worm-riding hooks	0		
2303	mirror Libram of Candy Heart Summoning	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12", Skill: "Summon Candy Heart"
2304	moist colloidal shaking candy heart	0		Effect: "Ruby-ous", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2007-02"
2305	magnetized narrow pink candy heart	0		Effect: "Boon of She-Who-Was", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2007-02"
2306	concentrated magnetized candy heart	0		Effect: "Turtle Power", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2007-02"
2307	ionized pulsating candy heart	0		Effect: "Industrial Strength Starch", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2007-02"
2308	corrupted altered jittery candy heart	0		Effect: "Category", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2007-02"
2309	cold-filtered spinning wobbly candy heart	0		Effect: "Ooh, Sour!", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2007-02"
2310	narrow candygram	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
2311	pink candygram	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
2312	narrow candygram	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
2313	candygram	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
2314	squat candygram	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
2315	candygram	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
2316	lime green broken carburetor	0		
2317	bronze token	0		
2318	bomb	0		
2319	blurry blue carved wheel	0		
2320	red worm-riding manual page	0		
2321	pulsating worm-riding manual page 2	0		
2322	red worm-riding manual pages 3-15	0		
2323	headpiece of the Staff of Ed	0		
2324	Staff of Ed, almost	0		
2325	blurry Staff of Ed	0		
2326	upside-down stone rose	0		
2327	ionized tarnished triple-activated ghostly can of paint	0		Effect: "Fruited", Effect Duration: 55
2328	drum machine	0		
2329	handful of confetti	0		
2330	cyan chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses	0		
2331	bouquet of circular saw blades	0		
2332	normal Better Than Cuddling Cake	3	good	
2333	mirror ninja snowman	0		
2334	red Holy MacGuffin	0		
2335	blue rubber WWBBDD? bracelet	0		
2336	blurry scorching stylish pipe	0		Moxie: +25, Hot Damage: +25
2337	teal Sinatra's reinforced beaded headband	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Familiar Effect: "0.5xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 42"
2338	spoiled pudding	3	crappy	Wiki Name: "black pudding (food)"
2339	perfectly mixed weak Blackfly Chardonnay	2	EPIC	
2340	smooth practically non-alcoholic red & tan	1	awesome	
2341	mirror pepper	0		
2342	adequate fancy gigantic forest cake	6	good	Effect: "Highland Sheen", Effect Duration: 15
2343	snack-sized adequate forest ham	2	good	
2344	anodized nitrogenated filthworm hatchling scent gland	0		Effect: "Patience of the Tortoise", Effect Duration: 50
2345	dry filthworm drone scent gland	0		Effect: "Fishy Fortification", Effect Duration: 67
2346	irradiated fuchsia filthworm royal guard scent gland	0		Effect: "Craft Tea", Effect Duration: 37
2347	heart of the filthworm queen	0		
2348	skewed water pipe bomb	0		
2349	gas balloon	0		
2350	cyan beer bomb	0		
2351	superamplified boom box	0		
2352	toasty chilly fire poi	0		Cold Damage: +5, Hot Damage: +5
2353	extremely unsafe bejeweled pledge pin	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Single Equip
2354	upside-down upside-down communications windchimes	0		
2355	quadruple-unsweetened boiled henna face paint	0		Effect: "Pharmaceutically Cool", Effect Duration: 58
2356	double-tarnished tube of dread wax	0		Effect: "Unrunnable Face", Effect Duration: 68
2357	Herculean sage Gaia beads	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Experience (Muscle): +1
2358	pink clay bead	0		
2359	jittery clay bead	0		
2360	clay bead	0		
2361	fortified brawny hippy medical kit	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Damage Absorption: +60, Single Equip
2362	inspector's razor-sharp Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Item Drop: +15
2363	careful Jim Carey's longhaired hippy wig	0		Monster Level: 15, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol"
2364	Zim Merman's guitar of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20
2365	tumbling supercharged C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30
2366	blinking razor-sharp peel hat	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley"
2367	carbonated soy milk	0		
2368	gray foul-smelling Rosewater's flowing hippy skirt	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Stench Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xFairy, cap 45"
2369	filthy poultice	0		
2370	spinning pulsating natural fennel soda	0		
2371	smoke bomb	0		
2372	bunch of bananas	0		
2373	normal low-calorie olive banana	1	good	
2374	banana peel	0		
2375	moldy banana cream pie	3	crappy	
2376	mediocre fancy watered-down banana daiquiri	2	decent	Effect: "[1701]Hip to the Jive", Effect Duration: 35
2377	drinkable bungle in the jungle	3	good	
2378	blue banana spritzer	0		
2379	energized cold-filtered corrupted spinning banana smoothie	0		Effect: "Sucrose-Colored Glasses", Effect Duration: 56
2380	bouncing bouncing dandy lion cub	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2007-03"
2381	woolen cravat	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2007-03"
2382	blinking class ring	0		
2383	class ring	0		
2384	class ring	0		
2385	jittery bottle opener belt buckle	0		Single Equip, Damage Aura: 1
2386	squat rosewater-soaked keg shield of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Stench Resistance: +3
2387	pulsating inspector's finger	0		Item Drop: +15
2388	Tesla medical-grade war tongs	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
2389	teal Monstar energy beverage	0		
2390	huge Jack Frost's asbestos apron	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50
2391	blue beaten-up Chucks of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100
2392	wizardly natty ascot	0		Mysticality: +25
2393	electrified wreath of laurels of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "0.5xLep, 0.5xFairy"
2394	Danglin' Chad's loincloth of the bloodbag of extreme caution	0		Maximum HP: +100, Monster Level: -25, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 0.5xVolley"
2395	Fonzie's tube sock	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Single Equip
2396	chloroform rag	0		
2397	depantsing bomb	0		
2398	wobbly energy drink IV of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
2399	blinking hardened Elmley shades of Leguizamo	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Monster Level: +20, Single Equip
2400	molotov cocktail cocktail	0		
2401	jittery nasty beer bong of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Stench Damage: +5
2402	shaking jittery gauze garter	0		
2403	mirror barrel of gunpowder	0		
2404	cyan blurry jam band flyers	0		
2405	rock band flyers	0		
2406	Panda outfit	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Item Drop: +5
2407	mirror pink bat eye	0		
2408	worthless piece of glass	0		
2409	billy idol	0		
2410	olive rag	0		
2411	cyan broken petri dish	0		
2412	sammich crust	0		
2413	triffid bark	0		
2414	upside-down lint	0		
2415	discarded pacifier	0		
2416	rock-hard bounty-hunting helmet	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Familiar Effect: "1.5xFairy, cap 25"
2417	huge Lo Pan's bounty-hunting rifle	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30
2418	narrow cool bounty-hunting pants	0		Moxie: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 2xFairy, cap 25"
2419	cold-filtered wet lime green bottle of rhinoceros hormones	0		Effect: "Appeteyes", Effect Duration: 68
2420	modified dry teeny-tiny magic scroll	0		Effect: "Chalk Outline", Effect Duration: 19
2421	super-electrified bottle of pirate juice	0		Effect: "Turkey-Friendly", Effect Duration: 13
2422	improved gray pulsating irradiated pet snacks	0		Effect: "It's Soporiffic!", Effect Duration: 64
2423	chilled triple-anodized shaking yellow Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	0		Effect: "Updated", Effect Duration: 25
2424	denatured teal pulsating cyclops eyedrops	0		Effect: "Sourpuss", Effect Duration: 24
2425	improved activated ionized blurry can of spinach	0		Effect: "Weird Flavor", Effect Duration: 46
2426	triple-altered fire flower	0		Effect: "Once Bitten Twice Fried", Effect Duration: 59
2427	triple-electrified freezerburned ice cube	0		Effect: "Bugbear in Tooth and Claw", Effect Duration: 17
2428	altered quadruple-alkaline upside-down fake blood	0		Effect: "Discomfited", Effect Duration: 63
2429	vacuum-sealed spinning yellow ghostly Eau de Guaneau	0		Effect: "Browbeaten", Effect Duration: 46
2430	non-irradiated corrupted mirror bag of lard	0		Effect: "Rampage!", Effect Duration: 11
2431	quadruple-warmed bottle of Mystic Shell	0		Effect: "Ripping, Dripping", Effect Duration: 25
2432	quadruple-cold-filtered bouncing ghostly SPF 451 lip balm	0		Effect: "Healthy Blue Glow", Effect Duration: 60
2433	unsweetened magnetized oxidized spinning ghostly teal bottle of antifreeze	0		Effect: "Woad Warrior", Effect Duration: 58
2434	non-altered super-liquefied eyedrops	0		Effect: "Optimist Primal", Effect Duration: 59
2435	electrified purple Dogsgotnonoz pills	0		Effect: "Fishily Speeding", Effect Duration: 14
2436	polarized enhanced donkey flipbook	0		Effect: "Curiosity of Br'er Tarrypin", Effect Duration: 51
2437	New Cloaca-Cola	0		
2438	scented massage oil	0		
2439	pulsating poltergeist-in-the-jar-o	0		
2440	huge unnatural gas	0		
2441	Knob Goblin Encryption Key	0		
2442	Cobb's Knob map	0		
2443	wobbly crafty pink glowstick of the sweet-tooth	0		Maximum MP: +10, Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2007-03", Raveosity: +1
2444	artisanal Supernova Champagne	4	EPIC	
2445	Deactivated O. A. F.	0		Last Available: "2007-04"
2446	hardware upgrade	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2007-04"
2447	skewed bad penguin egg	0		Free Pull
2448	green tasteful bow tie	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2449	six-pack of New Cloaca-Cola	0		
2450	empty Cloaca-Cola bottle	0		
2451	blinking goatskin umbrella of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3
2452	skewed mansplainer's wool hat of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Monster Level: +15, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 43"
2453	narrow Goodfella contract	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2454	MacGyver's banded belt	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Maximum MP: +100, Single Equip
2455	banded bar whip	0		Damage Absorption: +100
2456	groovy barskin buckler	0		Moxie Percent: +10
2457	bouncing olive knitted whip	0		Cold Resistance: +3
2458	cyan barskin loincloth of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 4xVolley, cap 6"
2459	nasty tighty whiteys	0		Stench Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 3xVolley, cap 10"
2460	savvy yak toupee	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato, cap 25"
2462	squat odor extractor	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
2463	ghostly Manual of Transcendent Olfaction	0		Skill: "Transcendent Olfaction"
2464	spoiled teal bowl of Bounty-Os	3	crappy	
2465	watered-down acceptable Oreille Divisée brandy	2	good	
2466	pompadour'd puppy	0		
2467	suede shoes	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2468	callused fingerbone	0		
2469	bundle of receipts	0		
2470	cork	0		
2471	stardust	0		
2472	pulsating huge squat wilted lettuce	0		
2473	squat empty greasepaint tube	0		
2474	clown skin	0		
2475	chilly ruddy clown wig	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Cold Damage: +5, Clowniness: 50, Familiar Effect: "chromatic atk, 1xPotato, cap 12"
2476	cyan clownskin belt of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60, Clowniness: 50
2477	clownskin buckler of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Clowniness: 50
2478	gray blurry clown whip of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60, Clowniness: 50
2479	demon skin	0		
2480	flame-retardant demon-horned hat	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xLep, cap 17"
2481	pulsating frosty demon buckler	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10
2482	squat clever demon whip of the pedagogue of terror	0		Experience: +3, Maximum MP: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +10
2483	blurry barskin cloak of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3
2484	Temple Grandin's wizardly snakeskin duster	0		Mysticality: +25, Familiar Weight: +7
2485	clownskin harness of the cougar of the dark arts	0		Moxie: +20, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Clowniness: 50
2486	veiny smartaleck's demonskin jacket	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Maximum HP: +10
2487	ghostly chilly hipposkin poncho	0		Cold Damage: +5
2488	gray wizardly yak anorak	0		Mysticality: +25
2489	shaking blue beefcake's tuxedo shirt	0		Muscle: +25
2490	upside-down fortified razor-sharp gnauga hide vest	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Damage Absorption: +60
2491	teal shirt kit	0		
2492	tropical orchid	0		
2493	upside-down stick of dynamite	0		
2494	Sherlock's knitted Necrotelicomnicon	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Item Drop: +25
2495	skewed Cookbook of the Damned of Leguizamo of the early riser	0		Monster Level: +20, Adventures: +7
2496	Oprah's stiffened Sinful Desires	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Maximum MP Percent: +50
2497	molybdenum magnet	0		
2498	blinking molybdenum hammer	0		
2499	molybdenum screwdriver	0		
2500	skewed molybdenum pliers	0		
2501	molybdenum crescent wrench	0		
2502	twirling cyan Really Expensive Jewelry and You	0		Skill: "Really Expensive Jewelrycrafting"
2503	extra-fancy ring setting	0		
2504	precious piercing post	0		
2505	spinning necklace chain	0		
2506	red beach glass bead	0		
2507	clay peace-sign bead	0		
2508	green medical-grade beach glass necklace	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
2509	flame-retardant peace-sign necklace	0		Hot Resistance: +1
2510	shaking cyan extremely unsafe round sunglasses of the sweet-tooth	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Candy Drop: +100, Single Equip
2511	shaking purple Frat Army FGF	0		
2512	Hippy Army MPE	0		
2513	teal vibrating stiffened spark plug earring	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Maximum MP Percent: +10
2514	bouncing yellow wizardly woven baling wire bracelets of the brute	0		Mysticality: +25, Muscle Percent: +30
2515	olive veiny dance instructor's gearbox necklace	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Maximum HP: +10
2516	olive perfumed toasty wrench bracelet	0		Hot Damage: +5, Stench Resistance: +5
2517	tumbling gray mirror MacGyver's chain necklace of the scaredy-cat	0		Maximum MP: +100, Monster Level: -15
2518	censurious sawblade shield	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3
2519	boozy hand-crafted McMillicancuddy's Special Lager	5	EPIC	
2520	practically non-alcoholic perfectly mixed melted Jell-o shot	1	EPIC	
2521	perfectly mixed extra-dry maroon cruelty-free wine	5	EPIC	
2522	aged weak thistle wine	2	awesome	
2523	ghostly megatofu	0		
2524	displaced fish	0		
2525	small stale jittery fish	2	decent	
2526	adequate huge fish casserole	10	good	
2527	rotten spinning squat fish lasagna	4	crappy	
2528	purple filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif")	0		
2529	toothsome gnatloaf	3	awesome	
2530	super-sized fancy moldy mirror gnatloaf casserole	5	crappy	Effect: "Salamanderenity", Effect Duration: 10
2531	yummy bite-sized gnat lasagna	1	awesome	
2532	narrow pork	0		
2533	toothsome big pork chop sandwiches	5	awesome	
2534	tiny fancy normal pork casserole	1	good	Effect: "A View to Some Meat", Effect Duration: 50
2535	delicious pork lasagna	4	awesome	
2536	canopic jar	0		
2537	spice	0		
2538	shaking bouncing organs	0		
2539	educational Ankh of Badahnkadh	0		Experience: +1, Single Equip
2540	tomb ratchet	0		
2541	bouncing Mayflower bouquet	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Softcore Only, Drops Items, Last Available: "2007-05", Item Drop (sporadic): +2.5, Meat Drop (sporadic): +5
2542	vacuum-sealed colloidal spinning lesser grodulated violet	0		Effect: "Cinnamouth", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2007-05"
2543	non-modified unsweetened vacuum-sealed squat tumbling tin magnolia	0		Effect: "Hardened Fabric", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2007-05"
2544	electrified begpwnia	0		Effect: "Medieval Mage Mayhem", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2007-05"
2545	aerosolized adjusted upsy daisy	0		Effect: "Gonna Get You, Sucker", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2007-05"
2546	pressed half-orchid	0		Effect: "Purity of Spirit", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2007-05"
2547	stanky banded tin star	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2007-05"
2548	spinning foul-smelling outrageous sombrero of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Stench Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1.5xLep, 1.5xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2007-05"
2549	Annie Oakley's Da Vinci's "Humorous" T-shirt	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Last Available: "2007-05"
2550	jittery fuchsia Peppercorns of Power	0		
2551	vial of mojo	0		
2552	ghostly reeds	0		
2553	mirror turtle chain	0		
2554	distilled seal blood	0		
2555	twirling purple high-octane olive oil	0		
2556	Jeselnik's supercharged Shagadelic Disco Banjo of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Sleaze Damage: +25, Class: "Disco Bandit"
2557	lard-coated nasty Squeezebox of the Ages	0		Stench Damage: +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 15
2558	sage Chelonian Morningstar of the scaredy-cat	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Monster Level: -15, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
2559	greasy Hammer of Smiting of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Class: "Seal Clubber"
2560	shaking healthy occult 17-alarm Saucepan	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Class: "Sauceror"
2561	sharpshooter's medical-grade boxer's Greek Pasta Spoon of Peril	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +10, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Class: "Pastamancer"
2562	narrow half-rotten brain	0		
2563	bonesaw	0		
2564	plus-sized phylactery	0		
2565	narrow can of Ghuol-B-Gone™	0		
2566	Azazel's unicorn	0		
2567	Azazel's lollipop	0		
2568	Azazel's tutu	0		
2569	extra-frozen ant agonist	0		Effect: "Curse of the Black Pearl Onion", Effect Duration: 35
2570	skewed ant hoe	0		Familiar Effect: "sleaze damage, meat", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.4
2571	jittery ant rake	0		Familiar Effect: "hot damage, meat", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.4
2572	ant pitchfork	0		Familiar Effect: "stench damage, meat", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.4
2573	bouncing ant sickle	0		Familiar Effect: "spooky damage, meat", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.4
2574	wobbly ant pick	0		Familiar Effect: "cold damage, meat", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.4
2575	bronzed locust	0		
2576	upside-down honey-dipped locust	0		
2577	red scandalous cactus quill of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
2578	rosewater-soaked ribald Lo Pan's Staff of the Short Order Cook	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Sleaze Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +3
2579	rotten cactus fruit	3	crappy	
2580	squat up-at-dawn scorpion whip of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Adventures: +5
2581	handful of sand	0		
2582	brick of sand	0		
2583	flavorless centipede eggs	3	decent	
2584	Sherlock's wonderwall shield	0		Item Drop: +25
2585	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100
2586	General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100
2587	twirling Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3
2588	beefy Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket	0		Muscle: +10
2589	spoiled low-calorie hot date	1	crappy	
2590	weak drinkable wobbly distilled fortified wine	2	good	
2591	yummy snack-sized tasty tart	2	awesome	
2592	Knob Goblin lunchbox	0		
2593	massive normal Knob pasty	6	good	
2594	special weak bad thermos full of Knob coffee	2	decent	Effect: "Stinking Cloud", Effect Duration: 20
2595	enhanced tumbling purple Ben-Gal™ Balm	0		Effect: "Stregngth of the Gnome", Effect Duration: 31
2596	wobbly leathery cat skin	0		
2597	fuchsia leathery bat skin	0		
2598	fuchsia spinning leathery rat skin	0		
2599	jittery Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate	0		
2600	carbonated water lily	0		
2601	lightning-fast stylish Staff of the Midnight Snack of incineration	0		Moxie: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Initiative: +40
2602	greedy lard-coated hale Staff of Blood and Pudding	0		Maximum HP: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +20
2603	smoldering box	0		
2604	green strapping Tuesday's ruby	0		Muscle: +5, Variable
2605	palm frond	0		
2606	palm-frond fan	0		
2607	Sinatra's palm-frond whip	0		Experience (Moxie): +5
2608	palm-frond net	0		
2609	narrow huge Jim Carey's educational palm-frond capris	0		Experience: +1, Monster Level: +25, Familiar Effect: "1.5xGhuol, cap 35"
2610	nippy extra-large palm-frond toupee	0		Cold Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 37"
2611	palm-frond cloak of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100
2612	tumbling vinyl coin purse	0		
2613	rocky raccoon	0		
2614	mojo filter	0		
2615	bland savoy truffle	4	decent	
2616	Magi-Wipes	0		
2617	boom	0		
2618	teal frosty Iiti Kitty phone charm	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
2619	jar of swamp gas	0		Last Available: "2007-05"
2620	spoiled unidentified jerky	3	crappy	
2621	spinning manspreader's nasty rat mask of the overflowing toilet	0		Monster Level: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xBarrr, cap 45"
2622	narrow cyan flame-wreathed smooth ratskin belt	0		Moxie: +15, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
2623	maroon horrifying rattail whip of the boozehound	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Booze Drop: +100
2624	spinning stiffened smartaleck's bat hat	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Damage Reduction: 1, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xVolley, cap 45"
2625	rosewater-soaked strapping bat whip	0		Muscle: +5, Stench Resistance: +3
2626	friendly bat-ass jacket of the businessman	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Meat Drop: +50
2627	lime green rock-hard grievous catskin cap	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Damage Reduction: 5, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr, cap 45"
2628	wobbly jittery Sinatra's weightlifter's catskin buckler	0		Muscle: +15, Experience (Moxie): +5
2629	Annie Oakley's tail o' nine cats of bravery	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Spooky Resistance: +5
2630	Hugo's Weaving Manual	0		
2631	quantum gremlin juice	0		Effect: "Human-Orc Hybrid", Effect Duration: 44
2632	moist ghostly mother's helper	0		Effect: "Indescribable Flavor", Effect Duration: 66
2633	tumbling knitted Annie Oakley's pat-a-cake pendant	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Cold Resistance: +3
2634	maroon spinning mummy wrapping	0		
2635	ghostly really thick bandage	0		
2636	sizzling mummy mask	0		Hot Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 42"
2637	huge flame-retardant gauze shorts of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Hot Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xGhuol, cap 42"
2638	gauze hammock	0		Bonus Resting HP: +60
2639	green cherry soda	0		
2640	narrow mirror frightening greaves of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Spooky Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 40"
2641	cowboy hat of Tarzan of the sewer	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Stench Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xLep, cap 41"
2642	manspreader's wicked Maxwell's Silver Hammer	0		Spell Damage: +5, Monster Level: +10
2643	happiness	0		Item Drop: +5
2644	jittery feather	0		
2645	ghostly feather	0		
2646	frightful feather	0		
2647	fetid feather	0		
2648	flirtatious feather	0		
2649	Van der Graaf Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip
2650	purple bottled pixie	0		Free Pull
2651	pixie spog	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2007-06"
2652	thick bland S.T.L.T.	5	decent	Last Available: "2007-06"
2653	stale huge honey-dew	6	decent	Last Available: "2007-06"
2654	drinkable purple Xanadian	4	good	Last Available: "2007-06"
2655	alkaline bouncing bottle of absinthe	0		Effect: "Hare-o-dynamic", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2007-06"
2656	cyan chaotic Drowsy Sword of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Spell Critical Percent: +10
2657	flavorless snack-sized blurry escargotsicle	2	decent	Last Available: "2007-06"
2658	bad lime green bottle of realpagne	4	decent	Last Available: "2007-06"
2659	weightlifter's albatross necklace	0		Muscle: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2007-06"
2660	mixed not-a-pipe	1	good	Effect: "Coy to the Hurled", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2007-06"
2661	tolerable flask of Amontillado	4	good	Last Available: "2007-06"
2662	healthy ball mask	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 22", Last Available: "2007-06"
2663	double-paned Can-Can skirt	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "1.5xFairy, 2xPotato, cap 22", Last Available: "2007-06"
2664	non-wet dry sensitive poetry journal	0		Effect: "Oleaginous Soles", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2007-06"
2665	ionized energized twirling bottled inspiration	0		Effect: "Sated and Furious", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2007-06"
2666	wet flattened spinning bellhop bell	0		Effect: "Ichorous Eyesight", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2007-06"
2667	enhanced double-unsweetened teal spiky collar	0		Effect: "Liquid Courage", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2007-06"
2668	dehydrated can-can-in-a-can	1		Last Available: "2007-06"
2669	powdered blurry patent antipsychotics	1		Last Available: "2007-06"
2670	diluted Mariner's Friend cough drops	1		Last Available: "2007-06"
2671	enchanted perfectly mixed upside-down shot of nepenthe schnapps	3	EPIC	Effect: "Booze Goozles", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2025-03"
2672	shaking purple library card	0		Last Available: "2007-06"
2673	shaking Bohemian rhapsody	0		Last Available: "2007-06"
2674	oxidized triple-unsweetened deionized skewed bottle of cat tonic	0		Effect: "Orchid Blood", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2007-06"
2675	dehydrated handful of moss	1		
2676	diluted bit-o-cactus	1		
2677	altered protein powder	1		Effect: "Elron's Explosive Etude", Effect Duration: 50
2678	spectre scepter	0		
2679	extra-ionized sparkler	0		Effect: "Well-preserved", Effect Duration: 44
2680	deionized extra-wet boiled bouncing snake	0		Effect: "Shawarma Warm War", Effect Duration: 27, Wiki Name: "snake"
2681	enhanced M-242	0		Effect: "Stregngth of the Gnome", Effect Duration: 58
2682	detuned radio	0		
2683	bouncing Warehouse 23 crate	0		
2684	horrifying smartaleck's armgun	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Spooky Damage: +25
2685	seashell necklace	0		
2686	twirling commemorative war stein	0		
2687	skewed stone frisbee	0		
2688	lightning-fast reassuring chaotic dreadlock whip	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Spooky Resistance: +1, Initiative: +40
2689	Van der Graaf sage beer-a-pult	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
2690	cast-iron legacy paddle of mayonnaise of the glutton	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Food Drop: +100
2691	normal miniature handful of nuts and berries	2	good	
2692	zippy savvy driftwood sculpture	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Initiative: +20
2693	massive sitar of the brazier of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: 75
2694	rock-hard Samson's stone baseball cap of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): 8, Damage Reduction: 5, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, cap 48"
2695	artisanal practically non-alcoholic blinking cup of beer	1	EPIC	
2696	ovoid thing	0		
2697	duct tape	0		
2698	spinning duct tape wallet	0		
2699	duct tape shirt of the wise owl of the pedagogue	0		Mysticality: +20, Experience: +3
2700	jittery Socratic duct tape fedora of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xLep, cap 48"
2701	personal trainer's duct tape sword of the sewer	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Stench Damage: +25
2702	ruddy duct tape dockers of Calamity Jane	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol, cap 48"
2703	purple wholesome duct tape buckler	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10
2704	pulsating shrinking powder	0		
2705	flame-retardant sizzling boxer's blackberry slippers	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Hot Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +1, Single Equip
2706	teal rosy-cheeked dance instructor's blackberry moccasins of Gandalf	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Single Equip
2707	Sherlock's fireproof experienced blackberry combat boots	0		Experience: +2, Hot Resistance: +3, Item Drop: +25, Single Equip
2708	warmed funky dried mushroom	0		Effect: "Influence of Sphere", Effect Duration: 58
2709	exotic parrot egg	0		
2710	cracker	0		Familiar Weight: +15
2711	vacuum-sealed nitrogenated facepaint	0		Effect: "Afternoon Insight", Effect Duration: 57
2712	moist magnetized sheepskin diploma	0		Effect: "Shot in the Arse", Effect Duration: 55
2713	pickled Black Body™ spray	0		Effect: "Weird Vibrations", Effect Duration: 17
2714	squat floorboard cruft	0		
2715	sausage bomb	0		
2716	curative hale battered hubcap of the glutton	0		Maximum HP: +20, Food Drop: +100, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
2717	blue nasty MacGyver's hood ornament of the blizzard	0		Maximum MP: +100, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Stench Damage: +5
2718	ghostly spare kidney	0		
2719	wool Jim Carey's hand-carved bokken of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Monster Level: +25, Cold Resistance: +1
2720	reassuring flame-retardant sizzling hand-carved bow	0		Hot Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +1, Spooky Resistance: +1
2721	squat scandalous manspreader's studded hand-carved staff	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Monster Level: +10, Sleaze Damage: +5
2722	frightening deadly Staff of the Greasefire of Calamity Jane of the empath	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Familiar Weight: +5, Spooky Damage: +5
2723	medical-grade Rosewater's beefy Staff of the Grand Flambé	0		Muscle: +10, Mysticality Percent: +30, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
2724	normal purple bowl of rye sprouts	4	good	
2725	tasty huge cob of corn	3	awesome	
2726	stale diet juniper berries	1	decent	
2727	delicious plum	4	awesome	
2728	spoiled pear	3	crappy	
2729	moldy pulsating peach	4	crappy	
2730	drinkable plum wine	3	good	
2731	enchanted tolerable shot of pear schnapps	3	good	Effect: "Cuts Like a Lightly-Buttered Knife", Effect Duration: 5
2732	perfectly mixed irresponsibly strong pulsating tumbling shot of peach schnapps	9	EPIC	
2733	normal bunch of square grapes	4	good	
2734	tasty squat brown sugar cane	3	awesome	
2735	bite-sized yummy narrow sandwich of the gods	1	awesome	
2736	drinkable high-proof Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster	9	good	
2737	pickled skewed leopard-print barbell	1	awesome	
2738	pile of smoking rags	0		
2739	deionized extra-denatured panty raider camouflage	0		Effect: "Fishily Speeding", Effect Duration: 62
2740	foul-smelling sinister experienced Staff of the Walk-In Freezer	0		Experience: +2, Spell Damage: +10, Stench Damage: +10
2741	artisanal boilermaker	3	EPIC	
2742	stale steel lasagna	3	quest	
2743	weak smooth gray steel margarita	2	quest	
2744	altered wobbly steel-scented air freshener	1		
2745	polarized gremlin mutagen	0		Effect: "Prideful Strut", Effect Duration: 31
2746	concentrated extra-potent gremlin mutagen	0		Effect: "Spiky Hair", Effect Duration: 68
2747	chunk of depleted Grimacite	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2748	furniture dolly of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Single Equip
2749	spinning sizzling sinister brainy Staff of the Grease Trap	0		Mysticality: +5, Spell Damage: +10, Hot Damage: +10
2750	fireproof Oprah's Uranium Omega of Temperance	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Hot Resistance: +3, Single Equip
2751	spinning occult Lead Zeta of Chastity of the storm	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Single Equip
2752	huge lime green electrified hardy Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	0		Maximum HP: +50, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip
2753	up-at-dawn sage Zinc Delta of Tranquility	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Adventures: +5, Single Equip
2754	blue Newton's Nickel Gamma of Frugality of the storm	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Single Equip
2755	groovy Iron Beta of Industry of dire peril	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Weapon Damage: +20, Single Equip
2756	executive sage Copper Alpha of Sincerity	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Meat Drop: +40, Single Equip
2757	ghostly green nippy Red Balloon of Valor of horror	0		Cold Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
2758	Sinatra's Purple Horseshoe of Honor of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Experience (Moxie): +5, Single Equip
2759	ghostly arcane researcher's Blue Diamond of Honesty of Leguizamo	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Monster Level: +20, Single Equip
2760	jittery fireproof crafty Green Clover of Justice	0		Maximum MP: +10, Hot Resistance: +3, Single Equip
2761	blurry frightening smartaleck's Yellow Moon of Compassion	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Spooky Damage: +5, Single Equip
2762	skewed up-at-dawn wicked Orange Star of Sacrifice	0		Spell Damage: +5, Adventures: +5, Single Equip
2763	zippy stanky Pink Heart of Spirit	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Initiative: +20, Single Equip
2764	occult weightlifter's Order of the Silver Wossname of Calamity Jane	0		Muscle: +15, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Single Equip
2765	squat Harold's bell	0		
2766	twirling bowling ball	0		
2767	super-sized flavorless Crimbo pie	5	decent	
2768	bland pear tart	3	decent	
2769	toothsome tumbling peach pie	3	awesome	
2770	moist corrupted chunk of rock salt	0		Effect: "Salt Rockin'", Effect Duration: 56
2771	activated maroon shaking handful of pine needles	0		Effect: "Toast Tea", Effect Duration: 35
2772	steamy ruby	0		
2773	glacial sapphire	0		
2774	unearthly onyx	0		
2775	skewed effluvious emerald	0		
2776	tawdry amethyst	0		
2777	wool occult filigreed hamethyst earring	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Cold Resistance: +1
2778	tumbling huge flame-retardant frosty careful filigreed hamethyst necklace	0		Monster Level: -10, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +1, Single Equip
2779	bouncing ghostly blurry fortified thinker's filigreed hamethyst ring of the glutton	0		Mysticality: +10, Damage Absorption: +60, Food Drop: +100, Single Equip
2780	greasy nippy quilted baconstone earring	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Cold Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
2781	Van der Graaf baconstone necklace of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip
2782	mirror executive baconstone ring of vim and vigor of the businessman	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Meat Drop: 90, Single Equip
2783	toasty curative pulled porquoise earring	0		Hot Damage: +5, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
2784	twirling up-at-dawn flame-wreathed pulled porquoise pendant	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Adventures: +5, Single Equip
2785	censurious scorching therapeutic pulled porquoise ring	0		Hot Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +3, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip
2786	avaricious supercharged Earring of Fire	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Meat Drop: +30, Single Equip
2787	chaotic Pendant of Fire of the brazier	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
2788	mirror squat inspector's Ring of Fire of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Item Drop: +15, Single Equip
2789	fuchsia Sinatra's smooth Ice-Cold Beerring	0		Moxie: +15, Experience (Moxie): +5, Single Equip
2790	cyan shaking asbestos-lined stiffened Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Hot Resistance: +5, Single Equip
2791	Herculean boxer's Ice-Cold Beer Ring	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Experience (Muscle): +1, Single Equip
2792	greasy nippy Unspeakable Earring	0		Cold Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
2793	bouncing Newton's Socratic Choker of the Ultragoth	0		Experience (Mysticality): 4, Single Equip
2794	frightening supercharged The Ring	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Spooky Damage: +5, Single Equip
2795	foul-smelling Nose Ring of Putrescence of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Stench Damage: +10, Single Equip
2796	Putrid Pendant of Tarzan of the detective	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Item Drop: +20, Single Equip
2797	squat toasty Ring of the Sewer Snake of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Hot Damage: +5, Single Equip
2798	blinking prompt stylish Mudflap-Girl Earring	0		Moxie: +25, Adventures: +3, Single Equip
2799	Lo Pan's dance instructor's Mudflap-Girl Necklace	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Single Equip
2800	fuchsia rock-hard Mudflap-Girl Ring of the cheetah	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Initiative: +60, Single Equip
2801	twirling vial of Gnomochloric acid	0		
2802	upside-down flask of Gnomochloric acid	0		
2803	jug of Gnomochloric acid	0		
2804	liquefied non-electrified vial of hamethyst juice	0		Effect: "So You Can Work More...", Effect Duration: 52
2805	wet cyan vial of baconstone juice	0		Effect: "Rotten Memories", Effect Duration: 17
2806	irradiated vial of porquoise juice	0		Effect: "Barking Mad", Effect Duration: 35
2807	irradiated wobbly flask of hamethyst juice	0		Effect: "Dexteri Tea", Effect Duration: 22
2808	colloidal altered flask of baconstone juice	0		Effect: "Pasty", Effect Duration: 28
2809	double-cold-filtered moist flask of porquoise juice	0		Effect: "Unusual Perspective", Effect Duration: 48
2810	Vulcanized jug of hamethyst juice	0		Effect: "Boletus Swoletus", Effect Duration: 54
2811	vacuum-sealed denatured wobbly jug of baconstone juice	0		Effect: "The Moxie of LOV", Effect Duration: 63
2812	super-quantum jug of porquoise juice	0		Effect: "Burning Ears", Effect Duration: 21
2813	teal Jeselnik's Beret of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Sleaze Damage: +25, Four Songs, Brimstone, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep"
2814	frosty deadly dance instructor's Bludgeon	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Weapon Damage: +5, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Brimstone
2815	resourceful supercharged Bunker of the empath	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Maximum MP: +50, Familiar Weight: +5, Brimstone
2816	frightening wholesome Boxers of Gandalf	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Spooky Damage: +5, Brimstone, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep"
2817	chaotic Brooch of dire peril of the early riser	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Adventures: +7, Single Equip, Brimstone
2818	purple extremely unsafe Fonzie's thinker's Bracelet	0		Mysticality: +10, Experience (Moxie): +1, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Single Equip, Brimstone
2819	skewed scorching Sinatra's Grimacite gasmask	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Hot Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, 1.5xFairy, cap 37", Last Available: "2008-11"
2820	ghostly therapeutic boxer's Grimacite gat	0		Muscle Percent: +10, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2008-11"
2821	baleful Grimacite gaiters of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, 2xGhoul, cap 37", Last Available: "2008-11"
2822	stanky Grimacite gauntlets of the glutton	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Food Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2008-11"
2823	up-at-dawn Grimacite go-go boots of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100, Adventures: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2008-11"
2824	spinning groovy Grimacite girdle of dire peril	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Weapon Damage: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2008-11"
2825	auspicious Grimacite gown	0		Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2008-11"
2826	miser's curative Staff of the Kitchen Floor of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +10, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
2827	anniversary gift box	0		
2828	loaded dice	0		
2829	really dense meat stack	0		
2830	digital key lime	0		
2831	narrow star key lime	0		
2832	spoiled special digital key lime pie	3	crappy	Effect: "Spirit of Alph", Effect Duration: 15
2833	decent star key lime pie	3	good	
2834	narrow prompt brainy bottle-rocket crossbow of chilblains	0		Mysticality: +5, Cold Damage: +25, Adventures: +3, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire red bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire blue bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire orange bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire purple bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire black bottle-rocket", Last Available: "2007-07"
2835	skewed up-at-dawn indie comic hipster glasses	0		Adventures: +5, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2"
2836	spinning wizard action figure	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
2837	mint-condition magic wand	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2838	skewed Annie Oakley's glowstick of the blizzard	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2007-08", Raveosity: +1
2839	Socratic Periodical Paintbrush	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Softcore Only
2840	hand-crafted bottle of cooking sherry	4	EPIC	
2841	fancy miniature bland packet of ketchup	2	decent	Effect: "Glittering Eyelashes", Effect Duration: 45
2842	practically non-alcoholic tolerable accidental cider	1	good	
2843	rotten maroon dire fudgesicle	3	crappy	
2844	ghostly executive flame-retardant wholesome forbidden navel ring of navel gazing	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Hot Resistance: +1, Meat Drop: +40, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2007-09", Item Drop (sporadic): 4.25, Meat Drop (sporadic): 4.25
2845	blue class five ecto-larva	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
2846	tumbling plastic bib	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2847	extremely unsafe Dallas Dynasty Falcon Crest shield	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100
2848	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	0		
2849	shrunken navigator head	0		
2850	delicious moonberry wine cooler	3	awesome	
2851	decent enchanted miniature fine aged cheddarwurst	2	good	Effect: "Almost Cool", Effect Duration: 10
2852	twirling branch from the Great Tree	0		
2853	Phil Bunion's axe	0		
2854	bouquet of swamp roses	0		
2855	rosewater-soaked lion tamer's huge mosquito proboscis	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Stench Resistance: +3
2856	anodized non-polarized ghostly swamp lolly	0		Effect: "Flambé-a-thon", Effect Duration: 52
2857	corrupted twirling seegar butt	0		Effect: "Here to Kick Ass", Effect Duration: 14
2858	fuchsia blurry bottled swamp gas	0		
2859	zippy cool witch wart	0		Moxie: +5, Initiative: +20
2860	toothsome fancy swamp muck	3	awesome	Effect: "Tin, Man", Effect Duration: 30
2861	reassuring leechknife of terror of temperance	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +1, Sleaze Resistance: +5
2862	decomposed boot	0		
2863	warmed dribbly candle	0		Effect: "Flower Power", Effect Duration: 53
2864	stolen meatpouch	0		
2865	scorching friendly beaver spear	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Hot Damage: +25
2866	greedy censurious shamanic beads	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Meat Drop: +20
2867	ghostly curative dilapidated wizard hat of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "cap 31"
2868	alkaline extra-chilled blurry pirate pamphlet	0		Effect: "Bestial Sympathy", Effect Duration: 21
2869	deionized energized polarized pirate brochure	0		Effect: "Artificially Sweet", Effect Duration: 40
2870	boiled pirate tract	0		Effect: "Orc Chops", Effect Duration: 27
2871	burnt flower	0		
2872	skewed ribald strapping plastic Naughty Sorceress	0		Muscle: +5, Sleaze Damage: +10
2873	executive experienced plastic Ed the Undying	0		Experience: +2, Meat Drop: +40
2874	medical-grade plastic Lord Spookyraven of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
2875	plastic Dr. Awkward of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50
2876	rock-hard plastic protector spectre	0		Damage Reduction: 5
2877	spinning Herculean plastic Baron von Ratsworth	0		Experience (Muscle): +1
2878	therapeutic plastic Boss Bat	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
2879	blinking plastic Knob Goblin King of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2880	ribald plastic Bonerdagon	0		Sleaze Damage: +10
2881	avaricious plastic The Man	0		Meat Drop: +30
2882	manspreader's plastic The Big Wisniewski	0		Monster Level: +10
2883	squat plastic Felonia of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25
2884	shaking plastic Beelzebozo of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3
2885	grievous plastic conservationist hippy	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50
2886	personal trainer's plastic 7-foot dwarf	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10
2887	teal Van der Graaf plastic angry bugbear	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
2888	narrow plastic anime smiley of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2889	Herculean plastic apathetic lizardman	0		Experience (Muscle): +1
2890	plastic astronomer of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20
2891	blinking smelly plastic beanbat	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10
2892	forbidden plastic blooper	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50
2893	yellow frightening plastic brainsweeper	0		Spooky Damage: +5
2894	plastic briefcase bat of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50
2895	coward's plastic demoninja	0		Monster Level: -20
2896	lion tamer's plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker	0		Experience (familiar): +2
2897	inspector's plastic drunk goat	0		Item Drop: +15
2898	yellow hardened plastic fiendish can of asparagus	0		Damage Reduction: 3
2899	supercharged plastic Gnollish crossdresser	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30
2900	upside-down thinker's plastic handsome mariachi	0		Mysticality: +10
2901	plastic Knob Goblin bean counter of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100
2902	fireproof plastic Knob Goblin harem girl	0		Hot Resistance: +3
2903	mirror upside-down plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25
2904	spinning occult plastic Knott Yeti	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25
2905	plastic lemon-in-the-box of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20
2906	wobbly deadly plastic lobsterfrogman	0		Weapon Damage: +5
2907	cyan fortified plastic ninja snowman	0		Damage Absorption: +60
2908	fortified plastic Orcish Frat Boy	0		Damage Absorption: +60
2909	MacGyver's plastic G Imp	0		Maximum MP: +100
2910	vibrating plastic goth	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10
2911	chaotic plastic cubist bull	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10
2912	mirror blurry lion tamer's plastic scary clown	0		Experience (familiar): +2
2913	gray jittery plastic smarmy pirate of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20
2914	lion tamer's plastic spiny skelelton	0		Experience (familiar): +2
2915	hardy plastic Spam Witch	0		Maximum HP: +50
2916	energetic plastic vampire	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20
2917	upside-down Herculean plastic taco cat	0		Experience (Muscle): +1
2918	upside-down fireproof plastic undead elbow macaroni	0		Hot Resistance: +3
2919	fuchsia dance instructor's plastic warwelf	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10
2920	Fonzie's plastic whitesnake	0		Experience (Moxie): +1
2921	pulsating cyan groovy plastic XXX pr0n	0		Moxie Percent: +10
2922	shaking tumbling rock-hard plastic zmobie	0		Damage Reduction: 5
2923	tumbling greedy plastic Protagonist	0		Meat Drop: +20
2924	shaking resourceful plastic Spunky Princess	0		Maximum MP: +50
2925	plastic topiary golem of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25
2926	teal greedy plastic senile lihc	0		Meat Drop: +20
2927	veiny plastic Iiti Kitty	0		Maximum HP: +10
2928	skewed plastic Gnomester Blomester of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3
2929	blinking banded plastic Trouser Snake	0		Damage Absorption: +100
2930	squat boxer's plastic Axe Wound	0		Muscle Percent: +10
2931	narrow blue plastic Hellion of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30
2932	squat scorching plastic Black Knight	0		Hot Damage: +25
2933	reassuring plastic pair of tweezers	0		Spooky Resistance: +1
2934	plastic fruit golem of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25
2935	Samson's plastic fluffy bunny	0		Experience (Muscle): +5
2936	castagnets	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2937	siesta-ing Casagnova gnome	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2008-10"
2938	Jacob's ladder	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2939	maroon unemployed hunchbacked minion	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2008-10"
2940	toothsome Surprise Egg	3	awesome	
2941	oxidized electrified shaking Steal This Candy	0		Effect: "Dancing Prowess", Effect Duration: 29
2942	quantum mirror chocolate filthy lucre	0		Effect: "Brother Smothers's Blessing", Effect Duration: 29
2943	deionized spinning Angry Farmer's Wife Candy	0		Effect: "Memento Moiré", Effect Duration: 50
2945	gravedigger's veiny party hat	0		Maximum HP: +10, Spooky Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "4xLep, cap 7"
2946	MacGyver's strapping V for Vivala mask	0		Muscle: +5, Maximum MP: +100, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Combat Item Damage Percent: 50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Creepy Grin", Last Available: "2007-11"
2947	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	0		
2948	acceptable practically non-alcoholic shot of rotgut	1	good	
2949	anodized improved jar of "Creole Lady" marrrmalade	0		Effect: "Here to Kick Ass", Effect Duration: 59
2950	Cap'm Caronch's Map	0		
2951	blue Orcish Frat House blueprints	0		
2952	green razor-sharp glowstick of incineration	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2007-11", Raveosity: +1
2953	lime green charrrm bracelet	0		
2954	therapeutic tip jar	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
2955	toothsome bite-sized yam candy	1	awesome	
2956	cocktail napkin	0		
2957	rum barrel charrrm	0		
2958	diet normal teal shaking tube of cranberry Go-Goo	1	good	
2959	gray up-at-dawn rum barrel charrrm bracelet	0		Adventures: +5
2960	flavorless single-serving herbal stuffing	4	decent	
2961	delicious miniature packet of tofurkey gravy	2	awesome	
2962	super-sized flavorless tofurkey nugget	5	decent	
2963	rigging shampoo	0		
2964	ball polish	0		
2965	narrow mizzenmast mop	0		
2966	ghostly Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste	0		
2967	adjusted Swabbie™ swab	0		Effect: "Cruisin' for a Bruisin'", Effect Duration: 33
2968	warmed double-polymerized huge Oil of Parrrlay	0		Effect: "Blood-Gorged", Effect Duration: 58
2969	jumbo adequate creamsicle	5	good	
2970	lousy spinning cream stout	3	decent	
2971	maroon pulsating nasty curmudgel of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Stench Damage: +5
2972	grumpy man charrrm	0		
2973	grumpy man charrrm bracelet of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Single Equip
2974	mirror ghostly jittery tarrrnish charrrm	0		
2975	red thinker's tarrrnished charrrm bracelet of the blizzard	0		Mysticality: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
2976	bad special bilge wine	4	decent	Effect: "Gummi-Grin", Effect Duration: 35
2977	skewed Samson's witty rapier	0		Experience (Muscle): +5
2978	upside-down twirling ghostly Usain Bolt's wholesome yohohoyo	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Initiative: +80
2979	chilled pickled improved fish-liver oil	0		Effect: "Don't Step to Your Stepmother", Effect Duration: 53
2980	booty chest charrrm	0		
2981	horrifying booty chest charrrm bracelet	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Single Equip
2982	cannonball charrrm	0		
2983	blinking cannonball charrrm bracelet	0		Single Equip, Sporadic Thorns: 0.25
2984	copper ha'penny charrrm	0		
2985	Samson's copper ha'penny charrrm bracelet	0		Experience (Muscle): +5
2986	tongue charrrm	0		
2987	steel-toed tongue charrrm bracelet of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Damage Reduction: 9, Single Equip
2988	bit of clingfilm	0		
2989	huge clingfilm trousers of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xPotato, cap 37"
2990	crafty extremely unsafe clingfilm cap	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Maximum MP: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, cap 37"
2991	spinning maroon studded clingfilm slippers	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Single Equip
2992	narrow clingfilm tangle	0		
2993	small stale vinegar-soaked lemon slice	2	decent	
2994	polymerized true grit	0		Effect: "Pronounced Potency", Effect Duration: 32
2995	perfumed scandalous buoybottoms of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Stench Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xLep, cap 37"
2996	narrow zippy grungy flannel shirt	0		Initiative: +20
2997	up-at-dawn miser's grungy bandana	0		Meat Drop: +10, Adventures: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 0.5xPotato, cap 37"
2998	jittery crafty grassy cutlass	0		Maximum MP: +10
2999	Cap'm Caronch's nasty booty	0		
3000	Cap'm Caronch's dentures	0		
3001	blue scorching pegleg	0		Hot Damage: +25, Single Equip
3002	medical-grade lamé pants	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, 1xLep, cap 25"
3003	clever enormous hoop earring	0		Maximum MP: +20
3004	spinning rosewater-soaked friendly costume sword	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Stench Resistance: +3
3005	upside-down rainbow pearl	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3006	Usain Bolt's friendly rainbow pearl earring	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Initiative: +80, Single Equip, Last Available: "2007-12"
3007	wobbly experienced rainbow pearl necklace of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Experience: +2, Single Equip, Last Available: "2007-12"
3008	wool manspreader's rainbow pearl ring	0		Monster Level: +10, Cold Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2007-12"
3009	knitted educational Idol of Ak'gyxoth	0		Experience: +1, Cold Resistance: +3
3010	upside-down Oprah's Emblem of Ak'gyxoth of the early riser	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Adventures: +7
3011	tumbling sinister altar fragment	0		
3012	shimmering rainbow sand	0		
3013	simple key	0		
3014	ornate key	0		
3015	gilded key	0		
3016	spinning skewed foot locker	0		
3017	blurry green ornate chest	0		
3018	gilded chest	0		
3019	all-purpose cleaner	0		
3020	fuchsia handful of sawdust	0		
3021	stone triangle	0		
3022	medium stone triangle	0		
3023	small stone triangle	0		
3024	upside-down maroon stone pyramid	0		
3025	delicious corpse on the beach	4	awesome	
3026	bad fortified corpsetini	5	decent	
3027	mediocre twirling corpsedriver	4	decent	
3028	perfectly mixed Corpse Island iced tea	4	EPIC	
3029	delicious red-headed corpse	4	awesome	
3030	acceptable triple-distilled kamicorpse-ee	6	good	
3031	weak bad corpsel	2	decent	
3032	perfectly mixed corpsebite	4	EPIC	
3033	scandalous pirate fledges	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Look like a Pirate
3034	piece of thirteen	0		
3035	normal pearl onion	4	good	
3036	adequate small sea biscuit	2	good	
3037	bad upside-down bottle of rum	4	decent	
3038	bad enchanted extra-dry bottle of black-label rum	5	decent	Effect: "Lemony Goodness", Effect Duration: 35
3039	cannonball	0		
3040	huge voodoo skull	0		
3041	joke scroll	0		
3042	Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E.	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
3043	metallic foil bow	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
3044	metallic foil radar dish	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Equips On: "Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E.", Last Available: "2011-12"
3045	normal mirror nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear	3	good	Last Available: "2007-12"
3046	normal nanite-infested candy cane	3	good	Last Available: "2020-09"
3047	decent nanite-infested fruitcake	4	good	Last Available: "2007-12"
3048	acceptable huge nanite-infested eggnog	3	good	Last Available: "2007-12"
3049	El Vibrato power sphere	0		
3050	clever eyepatch	0		Maximum MP: +20, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xBarrr"
3051	squat mirror shellacked cutlass	0		Damage Reduction: 7
3052	electrified breeches	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xPotato"
3053	upside-down twirling mood ring	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
3054	tarnished polarized squat shaking candy heart	0		Effect: "Inappropriate Spirit", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2007-02"
3055	deionized shaking cymbal syrup	0		Free Pull, Effect: "Disdain of She-Who-Was", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2007-02"
3056	Da Vinci's metallic foil cat ears	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Alters Page Text, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 7", Last Available: "2007-02"
3057	nanofiber cloth	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3058	iGoogly	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3059	theoretical string	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3060	pulsating synthetic stuffing	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3061	shaking toy hoverpad	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3062	LED block	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3063	spinning gyroscope	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
3064	supercharged cyborg doll	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2007-12"
3065	buckyball	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
3066	toy maglev monorail of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2007-12"
3067	dollhive	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3068	toy deathbot	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3069	laser cannon	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3070	plexifoam chin strap	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3071	silicon-infused gluteal shield	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3072	teal carbonite visor	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3073	squat set of Unobtainium straps	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3074	polymorphic fastening apparatus	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3075	mirror General Assembly Module	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3076	laser targeting chip	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3077	skewed hi-density nylocite leg armor	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3078	kevlateflocite helmet	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3079	tumbling Bulky Buddy Box	0		Last Available: "2007-12", Wiki Name: "Bulky Buddy Box (hatchling)"
3080	teddy borg	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3081	stanky marionette collective	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2007-12"
3082	spinning monomolecular yo-yo	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
3083	gray blob	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3084	wobbly dangerous borg sock monkey	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Last Available: "2007-12"
3085	nasty cool roboduck-on-a-string	0		Moxie: +5, Stench Damage: +5, Last Available: "2007-12"
3086	lime green narrow mylar scout drone	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3087	spinning teddy borg sewing kit	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3088	banded strapping biomechanical crimborg helmet	0		Muscle: +5, Damage Absorption: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 37", Last Available: "2007-12"
3089	lime green wobbly personal trainer's C.B.F.G. of the detective	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2007-12"
3090	mansplainer's beefcake's biomechanical crimborg leg armor	0		Muscle: +25, Monster Level: +15, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1.5xGhuol, cap 37", Last Available: "2007-12"
3091	triple-ionized vitachoconutriment capsule	0		Effect: "Jelly Combed", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2007-12"
3092	green shaking chilly handmade hobby horse	0		Cold Damage: +5, Last Available: "2007-12"
3093	ball-in-a-cup of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Last Available: "2007-12"
3094	lime green dance instructor's set of jacks	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Last Available: "2007-12"
3095	spoiled miniature blurry laser-broiled pear	2	crappy	Last Available: "2007-12"
3096	shellacked extremely unsafe polyalloy shield	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Damage Reduction: 7, Last Available: "2007-12"
3097	fish scaler	0		Last Available: "2007-12", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.33
3098	killing feather	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3099	ring	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3100	robotronic egg	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3101	rogue swarmer	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3102	sawblade fragment	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3103	unstable laser battery	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3104	sharpshooter's vibrating cyborg knife of chilblains	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Cold Damage: +25, Last Available: "2007-12"
3105	cyan Van der Graaf studded immense cyborg hand	0		Damage Absorption: +80, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2007-12"
3106	knitted chilly boxer's cyborg stompin' boot	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Cold Damage: +5, Cold Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2007-12"
3107	deactivated RoboGoose	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3108	overclocked avian microprocessor	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2007-12"
3109	fuchsia Miniborg stomper	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3110	mirror jittery Miniborg strangler	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3111	Miniborg laser	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3112	Miniborg beeper	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3113	Miniborg hiveminder	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3114	upside-down Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3115	shaking old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3116	Hodgman	0		
3117	yellow Libram of Divine Favors	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12", Skill: "Summon Party Favor"
3118	blurry divine noisemaker	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3119	divine can of silly string	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3120	divine blowout	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3121	divine champagne popper	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3122	divine cracker	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3123	divine champagne flute	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3124	corrupted Vulcanized activated blinking upside-down fruitfilm	0		Effect: "Sausage Festive", Effect Duration: 35
3125	pressed galvanized piece of after eight	0		Effect: "Sleaze-Resistant Trousers", Effect Duration: 48
3126	hobo nickel	0		
3127	sandcastle	0		
3128	marshmallow	0		
3129	snack-sized tasty ghostly roasted marshmallow	2	awesome	
3130	disc	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3131	stale tin cup of mulligan stew	3	decent	
3132	red narrow Rosewater's flamin' bindle of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Mysticality Percent: +30
3133	shaking cyan dangerous Fonzie's freezin' bindle	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Weapon Damage: +10
3134	blurry stanky stinkin' bindle of terror	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +10
3135	frightening groovy bindle	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Spooky Damage: +5
3136	upside-down executive sleazy bindle of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Meat Drop: +40
3137	fortified 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	0		Damage Absorption: +60
3138	cool Hodgman's whackin' stick	0		Moxie: +5
3139	tumbling upside-down mansplainer's Oprah's Hodgman's imaginary hamster	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Monster Level: +15
3140	soft shoes	0		Single Equip
3141	pulsating panhandle panhandling hat of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
3142	cup of infinite pencils of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Damage Aura: 1
3143	wicked dance instructor's Hodgman's disgusting technicolor overcoat	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Spell Damage: +5
3144	tumbling a torn paper strip	0		
3145	El Vibrato translator	0		
3146	El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)"
3147	El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)"
3148	El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)"
3149	El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)"
3150	upside-down El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)"
3151	teal El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)"
3152	skewed El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)"
3153	El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)"
3154	El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)"
3155	El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)"
3156	El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes)"
3157	El Vibrato drone	0		
3158	cyan sparking El Vibrato drone	0		
3159	denatured vacuum-sealed tumbling ghostly warm El Vibrato drone	0		Effect: "Walberg's Dim Bulb", Effect Duration: 34
3160	concentrated shaking upside-down fuchsia humming El Vibrato drone	0		Effect: "The Magical Mojomuscular Melody", Effect Duration: 14
3161	ionized squat El Vibrato drone	0		Effect: "One For Tea", Effect Duration: 45
3162	blinking yellow squat El Vibrato helmet	0		Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato, 1xFairy"
3163	shaking spinning teal El Vibrato energy spear	0		
3164	narrow El Vibrato leg guards	0		Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xGhuol"
3165	wobbly broken El Vibrato drone	0		
3166	repaired El Vibrato drone	0		
3167	augmented El Vibrato drone	0		
3168	denatured extra-wet seal eyeball	0		Effect: "init.enh", Effect Duration: 66
3169	flavorless snack-sized turtle soup	2	decent	Effect: "[598]A Little Bit Evil"
3170	evil noodles	0		
3171	nauseating reagent	0		
3172	evil paper umbrella of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40
3173	oxidized activated evil vihuela	0		Effect: "Improprie Tea", Effect Duration: 27
3174	rotten evil boring spaghetti	3	crappy	
3175	rotten miniature huge evil noodles	2	crappy	
3176	huge stale evil noodles	10	decent	
3177	delicious tumbling evil painful penne pasta	4	awesome	
3178	diet bland 3vi1 pr0n m4nic0tti	1	decent	
3179	spoiled evil ravioli della hippy	3	crappy	
3180	miniature normal teal evil noodles	2	good	
3181	nitrogenated evil potion of potency	0		Effect: "Tingly Wrists", Effect Duration: 44
3182	electrified spinning spinning gray evil libation of liveliness	0		Effect: "Clean-Shaven", Effect Duration: 46
3183	Vulcanized evil tomato juice of powerful power	0		Effect: "Old Time Hydration", Effect Duration: 36
3184	Vulcanized evil eyedrops of the ermine	0		Effect: "Colorful Gratitude", Effect Duration: 20
3185	galvanized evil ointment of the occult	0		Effect: "X-Ray Vision", Effect Duration: 20
3186	electrified evil serum of sarcasm	0		Effect: "Hot Hands", Effect Duration: 13
3187	non-unsweetened blurry evil philter of phorce	0		Effect: "One Foot Heavier", Effect Duration: 34
3188	weak lousy skewed tumbling an evil sump'm sump'm	2	decent	
3189	drinkable skewed evil ducha de oro	3	good	
3190	drinkable evil horizontal tango	4	good	
3191	weak drinkable evil roll in the hay	2	good	
3192	naughty origami kit	0		Last Available: "2008-02"
3193	naughty fortune teller	0		Softcore Only, Last Available: "2008-02"
3194	skewed origami "gentlemen's" magazine	0		Softcore Only, Last Available: "2008-02"
3195	naughty paper shuriken	0		Last Available: "2008-02"
3196	huge Socratic origami pasties	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2008-02"
3197	Oprah's origami riding crop of vim and vigor of Gandalf	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2008-02"
3198	wobbly El Vibrato trapezoid	0		
3199	skewed lump of coal	0		
3200	jittery lump of diamond	0		
3201	thick padded envelope	0		
3202	green Da Vinci's savvy weightlifter's KoL Con IV Pole	0		Muscle: +15, Mysticality Percent: +20, Experience (Mysticality): +5, Last Available: "2007-09"
3203	twirling dwarvish magazine	0		
3204	wobbly dwarvish war helmet	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 41"
3205	dwarvish war mattock	0		
3206	dwarvish war kilt	0		Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 41"
3207	blinking dwarvish punchcard	0		
3208	shaking teal small laminated card	0		
3209	laminated card	0		
3210	notbig laminated card	0		
3211	wobbly unlarge laminated card	0		
3212	dwarvish document	0		
3213	dwarvish paper	0		
3214	dwarvish parchment	0		
3215	overcharged El Vibrato power sphere	0		
3216	Fly-By-Knight Heraldry form	0		Free Pull
3217	skewed El Vibrato Megadrone	0		
3218	crafty groovy glowstick	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Maximum MP: +10, Last Available: "2008-02", Raveosity: +1
3219	squat sane hatrack	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
3220	mirror hobo code binder	0		Free Pull
3221	squat gator skin	0		
3222	spinning curative gatorskin umbrella of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
3223	shaking sewer nuggets	0		
3224	tumbling sewer wad	0		
3225	watered-down tolerable bottle of sewage schnapps	2	good	
3226	tolerable bottle of Ooze-O	4	good	
3227	decent snack-sized squat C.H.U.M. chum	2	good	
3228	toothsome huge unfortunate dumplings	7	awesome	
3229	ghostly decaying goldfish liver	0		
3230	irradiated frozen improved oil of oiliness	0		Effect: "Well-Swabbed Ear", Effect Duration: 25
3231	narrow energetic tattered paper crown	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xSombrero, cap 15"
3232	snack-sized stale olive vanilla-frosted king cake	2	decent	Last Available: "2008-03"
3233	inflatable duck	0		
3234	water wings	0		Wiki Name: "water wings"
3235	skewed noodle	0		
3236	yellow Kissin' Cousins	0		Skill: "Awesome Balls of Fire"
3237	Tales from the Fireside	0		Skill: "Conjure Relaxing Campfire"
3238	Blizzards I Have Died In	0		Skill: "Snowclone"
3239	Maxing, Relaxing	0		Skill: "Maximum Chill"
3240	spinning Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	0		Skill: "Eggsplosion"
3241	Travels with Jerry	0		Skill: "Mudbath"
3242	Let Me Be!	0		Skill: "Raise Backup Dancer"
3243	Asleep in the Cemetery	0		Skill: "Creepy Lullaby"
3244	Summer Nights	0		Skill: "Grease Lightning"
3245	spinning Sensual Massage for Creeps	0		Skill: "Inappropriate Backrub"
3246	blinking aromatic Temple Grandin's Ol' Scratch's ol' britches	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Stench Resistance: +1, Class: "Sauceror", Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xPotato"
3247	pulsating lard-coated stiffened Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Class: "Sauceror", Familiar Effect: "hot atk"
3248	cyan flame-wreathed Annie Oakley's Ol' Scratch's ash can of terror	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Class: "Sauceror"
3249	mansplainer's pink plastic baby	0		Monster Level: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2008-03"
3250	sausage	0		
3251	Frosty's silk hat of the sewer of the detective	0		Stench Damage: +25, Item Drop: +20, Class: "Seal Clubber", Familiar Effect: "cold atk"
3252	smooth wizardly Frosty's carrot	0		Mysticality: +25, Moxie: +15, Class: "Seal Clubber", Single Equip
3253	auspicious steel-toed Frosty's nailbat of the brazier	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: +10, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3254	mirror executive Oscus's pelt of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Meat Drop: +40, Class: "Pastamancer", Single Equip
3255	huge savvy cool Wand of Oscus of the bloodbag	0		Moxie: +5, Mysticality Percent: +20, Maximum HP: +100, Class: "Pastamancer"
3256	ghostly stanky baleful Oscus's dumpster waders	0		Spell Damage: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Class: "Pastamancer", Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xBarrr"
3257	miser's experienced Zombo's skullcap	0		Experience: +2, Meat Drop: +10, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "spooky atk"
3258	sinister brawny Zombo's shield of the storm	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Spell Damage: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
3259	blue shellacked thinker's Zombo's grievous greaves	0		Mysticality: +10, Damage Reduction: 7, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xBarrr"
3260	lime green perfumed gravedigger's smooth Chester's moustache	0		Moxie: +15, Spooky Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +5, Class: "Disco Bandit", Single Equip
3261	knitted frosty Chester's bag of candy	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +3, Class: "Disco Bandit"
3262	fireproof sinister Chester's cutoffs	0		Spell Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +3, Class: "Disco Bandit", Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1.5xGhuol"
3263	ghostly gray narrow Sp'n-Zor's Grimoire of "Tasteful" Gifts	0		Last Available: "2008-04", Skill: "Summon Tasteful Items"
3264	squat candygram	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3265	upside-down bag of Crotchety Pine saplings	0		
3266	mirror bag of Saccharine Maple saplings	0		
3267	bag of Laughing Willow saplings	0		
3268	unsweetened red blinking handful of Crotchety Pine needles	0		Effect: "Patent Alacrity", Effect Duration: 24
3269	pressed squat lump of Saccharine Maple sap	0		Effect: "Oh Hamlet Hamlet Hamlet Hamlet", Effect Duration: 55
3270	improved polarized twirling spinning handful of Laughing Willow bark	0		Effect: "Serendipi Tea", Effect Duration: 56
3271	rock-hard crotchety pants	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Put Down Roots", Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 2xGhuol, cap 18"
3272	blinking green huge avaricious Saccharine Maple pendant	0		Meat Drop: +30, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spray Sap"
3273	auspicious willowy bonnet	0		Item Drop: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Rouse Sapling", Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 18"
3274	flavored foot massage oil	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3275	dart	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3276	black-and-blue light	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3277	Loudmouth Larry Lamprey	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3278	mirror studded belt of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Last Available: "2008-04"
3279	wobbly personal massager	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3280	personalized coffee mug	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2008-04"
3281	plasma ball	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3282	jittery family-friendly stick-on eyebrow piercing	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2008-04"
3283	moldy special salad	4	crappy	Effect: "Thick-Skinned", Effect Duration: 45
3284	blurry lime green blurry auspicious deadly C.H.U.M. lantern	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Item Drop: +10
3285	blinking C.H.U.M. knife of the ox	0		Muscle: +20
3286	mirror Frosty's snowball sack of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60
3287	quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3288	shimmering tendrils	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3289	twirling scintillating powder	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3290	abandoned candy	0		
3291	upside-down secret tropical island volcano lair map	0		
3292	wobbly olive adorable seal larva	0		
3293	untamable turtle	0		
3294	macaroni duck	0		
3295	friendly cheez blob	0		
3296	narrow unusual disco ball	0		
3297	mirror stray chihuahua	0		
3298	pretty pink bow	0		
3299	huge smiley-face sticker	0		
3300	blinking farfalle bow tie	0		
3301	jalapeño slices	0		
3302	gray stick-on mini solar panels	0		
3303	sombrero	0		Sombrero Bonus: +10
3304	Argarggagarg's fang	0		
3305	wobbly Safari Jack's moustache	0		
3306	pulsating Yakisoba's hat	0		
3307	Heimandatz's heart	0		
3308	Jocko Homo's head	0		
3309	The Mariachi's guitar case	0		
3310	squat gray sealskin drum of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3311	ribald washboard shield	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
3312	smartaleck's spaghetti-box banjo	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Class: "Pastamancer"
3313	Da Vinci's marinara jug	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Class: "Sauceror"
3314	mirror up-at-dawn makeshift castanets	0		Adventures: +5, Class: "Disco Bandit"
3315	purple studded left-handed melodica	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Class: "Accordion Thief"
3316	diluted huge epic wad	1	awesome	
3317	hardy bottlecap	0		Maximum HP: +50, Single Equip
3318	shaking Da Vinci's corncob pipe	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Single Equip
3319	inspector's Mr. Joe's bangles	0		Item Drop: +15, Single Equip
3320	yellow Newton's frayed rope belt	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Single Equip
3321	huge packet of mayfly bait	0		Last Available: "2008-05"
3322	ribald mayfly bait necklace of courage	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Summon Mayfly Swarm", Last Available: "2008-05"
3323	Ol' Scratch's salad fork	0		
3324	spinning Frosty's frosty mug	0		
3325	acceptable jar of fermented pickle juice	3	good	
3326	vaporized ghostly voodoo snuff	1	good	
3327	stale half-sized extra-greasy slider	2	decent	
3328	chilly quilted crumpled felt fedora	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Cold Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "0.75xVolley, 0.75xLep"
3329	blue grievous battered top-hat of the brazier	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "0.5xVolley, 0.75xFairy"
3330	lightning-fast shapeless wide-brimmed hat of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Initiative: +40, Familiar Effect: "0.75xLep, 0.75xFairy"
3331	pulsating flame-retardant beefy mostly rat-hide leggings	0		Muscle: +10, Hot Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xPotato"
3332	Oprah's deadly hobo dungarees	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "0.5xVolley, 1xPotato"
3333	olive lightning-fast auspicious patched suit-pants	0		Item Drop: +10, Initiative: +40, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 0.5xFairy"
3334	tumbling hobo stogie	0		Single Equip
3335	tumbling upside-down rope with some soap on it	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Single Equip
3336	wobbly dead guy's piece of double-sided tape	0		
3337	frosty dead guy's memento of Flo-Jo	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Initiative: +100, Single Equip, Nonstackable Watch
3338	flavorless banquet	3	decent	
3339	sharpened hubcap	0		
3340	very caltrop	0		
3341	The Six-Pack of Pain	0		
3342	spinning hobo monkey	0		
3343	bindle	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3344	bed of coals	0		
3345	air mattress	0		
3346	fuchsia filth-encrusted futon	0		
3347	comfy coffin	0		
3348	mattress	0		
3349	upside-down dinged-up triangle	0		
3350	enchanted hand-crafted weak squat ghostly Ralph IX cognac	2	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	Effect: "Ready to Snap", Effect Duration: 40
3351	twirling llama lama cria	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2008-06"
3352	shaking zen motorcycle	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3353	magnetized lime green llama lama gong	0		Effect: "Booing Radly", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2008-06"
3354	delicious low-calorie banana-frosted king cake	1	awesome	Last Available: "2008-08"
3355	olive double-paned brown plastic baby	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2008-08"
3356	blue plump juicy grub	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3357	shimmering moth	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3358	delectable fire ant	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3359	scrumptious ice ant	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3360	stinkbug	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3361	yummy death watch beetle	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3362	tasty louse	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3363	massive bland shaking mole molé	9	decent	Last Available: "2008-06"
3364	aged watered-down fancy red Morlock's Mark Bourbon	2	awesome	Effect: "Filled with Magic", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2008-06"
3365	triple-boiled blinking cyan Climate Colada	0		Effect: "[1342]Slicked-Back Do", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2008-06"
3366	denatured digital underground potion	0		Effect: "Enraged", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2008-06"
3367	interesting-looking twig	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3368	diluted blinking glimmering roc feather	1	decent	Last Available: "2008-06"
3369	boiled narrow glimmering phoenix feather	1		Last Available: "2008-06"
3370	compressed blurry glimmering penguin feather	1		Last Available: "2008-06"
3371	dried wobbly pulsating glimmering buzzard feather	1		Last Available: "2008-06"
3372	mixed jittery glimmering raven feather	1		Last Available: "2008-06"
3373	denatured teal upside-down glimmering great tit feather	1		Effect: "Human-Pirate Hybrid", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2008-06"
3374	house of twigs and spit	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3375	The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder	0		Skill: "The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder"
3376	blinking Benetton's Medley of Diversity	0		Skill: "Benetton's Medley of Diversity"
3377	Elron's Explosive Etude	0		Skill: "Elron's Explosive Etude"
3378	Chorale of Companionship	0		Skill: "Chorale of Companionship"
3379	twirling Prelude of Precision	0		Skill: "Prelude of Precision"
3380	arcane researcher's Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork of the dark arts	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Spell Damage Percent: +100
3381	Ol' Scratch's stove door of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Thorns: 1
3382	fuchsia stiffened baleful Ol' Scratch's manacles of the businessman	0		Spell Damage: +25, Damage Reduction: 1, Meat Drop: +50, Single Equip
3383	veiny wholesome occult Chester's sunglasses	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Maximum HP: +10, Single Equip
3384	Annie Oakley's Chester's muscle shirt of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Critical Hit Percent: +20
3385	gray Sherlock's flame-retardant Chester's Aquarius medallion	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Item Drop: +25, Single Equip
3386	Fonzie's Zombo's shoulder blade of Leguizamo	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Monster Level: +20
3387	miser's sizzling Zombo's skull ring	0		Hot Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +10, Single Equip
3388	Zombo's empty eye	0		
3389	asbestos-lined ruddy Frosty's arm	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Hot Resistance: +5
3390	executive smartaleck's Staff of the Deepest Freeze of the businessman	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Meat Drop: 90
3391	Frosty's iceball	0		
3392	pulsating squat Sherlock's Oscus's garbage can lid	0		Item Drop: +25, Thorns: 1
3393	bouncing yellow Oscus's neverending soda	0		
3394	tumbling double-paned Oscus's flypaper pants of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Cold Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xPotato"
3395	energetic rosy-cheeked Hodgman's porkpie hat	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, 0.5xVolley, 0.5xFairy"
3396	studded beefy Hodgman's lobsterskin pants	0		Muscle: +10, Damage Absorption: +80, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato"
3397	MacGyver's Hodgman's bow tie of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Maximum MP: +100, Single Equip
3398	artisanal twirling Hodgman's blanket	4	EPIC	
3399	perfectly mixed jar of squeeze	3	super ultra EPIC	
3400	thick adequate jittery bowl of fishysoisse	5	good	
3401	moist polarized deadly lampshade	0		Effect: "Pockets of Fire", Effect Duration: 27
3402	nitrogenated double-ionized narrow concentrated garbage juice	0		Effect: "Souper Vengeful", Effect Duration: 16
3403	lewd playing card	0		
3404	careful hardy savvy deck of lewd playing cards	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Maximum HP: +50, Monster Level: -10
3405	Hodgman's sock of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Single Equip
3406	upside-down medical-grade Hodgman's varcolac paw	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
3407	flame-retardant Hodgman's almanac	0		Hot Resistance: +1
3408	scandalous Hodgman's harmonica	0		Sleaze Damage: +5
3409	Jim Carey's Hodgman's garbage sticker	0		Monster Level: +25
3410	huge teal brawny Hodgman's detector	0		Muscle Percent: +20
3411	Hodgman's cane of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50
3412	Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times	0		Skill: "Natural Born Scrabbler"
3413	narrow Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics	0		Skill: "Thrift and Grift"
3414	Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin	0		Skill: "Abs of Tin"
3415	Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top	0		Skill: "Marginally Insane"
3416	hobo fortress blueprints	0		
3421	box of fireworks	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire off a Roman Candle", Last Available: "2008-07", Item Drop (sporadic): +12.5
3422	adjusted colloidal wobbly sterno-flavored Hob-O	0		Effect: "It Tickles!  It Tickles!", Effect Duration: 41
3423	altered spinning frostbite-flavored Hob-O	0		Effect: "Woad Warrior", Effect Duration: 34
3424	ionized energized twirling fry-oil-flavored Hob-O	0		Effect: "So You Can Work More...", Effect Duration: 35
3425	enhanced moist huge pulsating garbage-juice-flavored Hob-O	0		Effect: "Trufflin'", Effect Duration: 19
3426	boiled warmed strawberry-flavored Hob-O	0		Effect: "Ancestral Disapproval", Effect Duration: 50
3427	bouncing roll of Hob-Os	0		
3428	colloidal shaking gray Everlasting Deckswabber	0		Effect: "Nano-juiced", Effect Duration: 20
3430	bindle of joy	0		
3431	cotton candy cocoon	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2008-08"
3432	cotton candy cordial	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2008-08"
3433	spice melange	0		
3434	rattling cigar box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
3435	hardened sinister stirring stick	0		Spell Damage: +10, Damage Reduction: 3
3436	auspicious Staff of the Teapot Tempest of wisdom of chilblains	0		Mysticality: +15, Cold Damage: +25, Item Drop: +10
3437	blue dance instructor's Staff of the Black Kettle of James Dean of terror	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10
3438	Lo Pan's Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron of the blizzard of courage	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +3
3439	Rainbow's Gravity	0		Skill: "Rainbow Gravitation", Last Available: "2008-07"
3440	powdered olive upside-down prismatic wad	1	decent	Effect: "Berry Thorny", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2008-07"
3441	cyan club of the five seasons of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2008-07"
3442	electrified rainbow crossbow	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2008-07"
3443	kitten	0		
3444	inspector's webbed comic mask	0		Item Drop: +15, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 2"
3445	Junior Adventurer's kit	0		
3446	groovy prism necklace	0		Single Equip, Sporadic Thorns: 2.5
3447	ruddy deadly six-rainbow shield	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2008-07"
3448	rainbow bomb	0		Last Available: "2008-07"
3449	cotton candy cone	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3450	cotton candy pinch	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3451	cotton candy smidgen	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3452	cotton candy skoshe	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3453	cotton candy plug	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3454	mirror cotton candy pillow	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3455	bouncing purple cotton candy bale	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3456	beefy trusty torch	0		Muscle: +10, Last Available: "2011-12"
3457	asbestos-lined Junior Adventurer's merit badge	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Single Equip
3458	chilled warmed yellow blinking STYX deodorant body spray	0		Effect: "Reedy Pipes", Effect Duration: 54
3459	bad white-label gin	3	decent	
3460	jumbo moldy tin rations	5	crappy	
3461	shaking haiku challenge map	0		
3462	jittery terrible poem	0		
3463	acceptable weak bouncing bottle of sake	2	good	
3464	dangerous round pebble	0		Weapon Damage: +10
3465	adequate small Bash-Ōs cereal	2	good	Wiki Name: "Bash-Os cereal"
3466	baleful Rosewater's wizardly haiku katana	0		Mysticality: +25, Mysticality Percent: +30, Spell Damage: +25, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spring Raindrop Attack", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Summer Siesta", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Falling Leaf Whirlwind", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Winter's Bite Technique", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "The 17 Cuts", Last Available: "2008-09"
3467	huge bargain flash powder	0		
3468	jittery shaking clever plastic baby	0		Maximum MP: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2008-12"
3469	bland half-sized squat blueberry-frosted king cake	2	decent	Last Available: "2008-12"
3470	wobbly bitty bathysphere	0		Familiar Weight: -20, Underwater Familiar, Familiar Effect: "adventure underwater"
3471	damp boot	0		
3472	frosty electrified Seasonal Beret of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Cold Spell Damage: +10, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 25"
3473	Bash-Ōs boxtop	0		Wiki Name: "Bash-Os boxtop"
3474	irradiated tarnished cranberry cordial	0		Effect: "Gr8ness", Effect Duration: 47
3475	wet adjusted blackberry polite	0		Effect: "Strength of Ten Ettins", Effect Duration: 23
3476	polymerized plum lozenge	0		Effect: "Hobonic", Effect Duration: 12
3477	improved adjusted activated pear lozenge	0		Effect: "[1609]Dancin' Fool", Effect Duration: 19
3478	unsweetened denatured blurry peach lozenge	0		Effect: "Wallflowering", Effect Duration: 19
3479	narrow balloon shield	0		Thorns: 1
3480	spot	0		
3481	narrow uniclops egg	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2009-10"
3482	passed-out psychedelic bear	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2009-10"
3483	huge psychedelic bubble wand	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3484	ghostly eye 'n' horn shampoo	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3485	extra-wet mirror upside-down glittery mascara	0		Effect: "Surreally Buff", Effect Duration: 40
3486	ghostly huge bouncing dull fish scale	0		
3487	mirror rough fish scale	0		
3488	pristine fish scale	0		
3489	big adequate beefy fish meat	5	good	Effect: "Fishy", Effect Duration: 5
3490	bland glistening fish meat	4	decent	Effect: "Fishy", Effect Duration: 5
3491	yummy slick fish meat	4	awesome	Effect: "Fishy", Effect Duration: 5
3492	vibrating Da Vinci's fish scimitar	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Maximum MP Percent: +10
3493	Usain Bolt's sage fish stick	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Initiative: +80
3494	Fonzie's fish bazooka of Calamity Jane	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Critical Hit Percent: +15
3495	quantum blue sea salt crystal	0		Effect: "Creepypasted", Effect Duration: 43
3496	pickled boiled bazookafish bubble gum	0		Effect: "Carol of the Bones", Effect Duration: 15
3497	smooth bottle of Pete's Sake	4	awesome	
3498	invisible bag	0		Familiar Effect: "8xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2011-12"
3499	witch hat	0		Familiar Effect: "8xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2011-12"
3500	beholed bedsheet	0		Familiar Effect: "8xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2011-12"
3501	moldy gigantic canapés	9	crappy	
3502	diluted pulsating thermos of brew	1	crappy	Effect: "Swimming Head", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2011-12"
3503	bad glass of brandy	3	decent	Last Available: "2011-12"
3504	French slippers	0		
3505	pulsating LWA ring of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20
3506	LARP membership card	0		Last Available: "2008-10"
3507	Scratch 'n' Sniff Sticker Tome	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2008-11", Skill: "Summon Stickers"
3508	spinning coward's scratch 'n' sniff sword	0		Monster Level: -20, Breakable, Last Available: "2008-11"
3509	upside-down scratch 'n' sniff unicorn sticker	0		Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2008-11"
3510	blue scratch 'n' sniff apple sticker	0		Experience: +2, Last Available: "2008-11"
3511	scratch 'n' sniff UPC sticker	0		Meat Drop: +25, Last Available: "2008-11"
3512	green wobbly scratch 'n' sniff wrestler sticker	0		All Attributes Percent: +10, Last Available: "2008-11"
3513	scratch 'n' sniff dragon sticker	0		Spooky Damage: +3, Stench Damage: +3, Hot Damage: +3, Cold Damage: +3, Sleaze Damage: +3, Last Available: "2008-11"
3514	bouncing scratch 'n' sniff rock band sticker	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Spell Damage: +20, Last Available: "2008-11"
3515	horrifying banded ganger bandana	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Spooky Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk"
3516	jittery eel skin	0		
3517	bouncing fireproof eelskin hat	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "atk", Thorns: [env(underwater)]
3518	aromatic eelskin pants	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, MP regen", Thorns: [env(underwater)]
3519	shaking eelskin shield of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100, Thorns: [env(underwater)]
3520	shark tooth	0		
3521	bouncing rosewater-soaked sinister shark tooth necklace	0		Spell Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +3, Single Equip
3522	twirling supercool shark jumper of bravery	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Spooky Resistance: +5
3523	boiled frozen mirror shark cartilage	0		Effect: "Polka of Plenty", Effect Duration: 63
3524	electrified eel battery	0		Effect: "Stick Emporium Membership", Effect Duration: 37
3525	anodized electrified triple-anodized temporary teardrop tattoo	0		Effect: "Memory of Smarts", Effect Duration: 32
3526	educational scratch 'n' sniff crossbow	0		Experience: +1, Breakable, Last Available: "2008-11"
3527	mutant rattlesnake egg	0		
3528	mutant fire ant egg	0		
3529	mutant cactus bud	0		
3530	wobbly mutant gila monster egg	0		
3531	rattlesnake enrager	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3532	spinning ant antidepressant	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3533	cactus monocle	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3534	Jawmaster 2000™	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3535	plans for depleted Grimacite hammer	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite hammer"
3536	plans for depleted Grimacite gravy boat	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite gravy boat"
3537	jittery plans for depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt"
3538	green plans for depleted Grimacite grappling hook	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite grappling hook"
3539	blurry plans for depleted Grimacite ninja mask	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite ninja mask"
3540	ghostly blurry plans for depleted Grimacite shinguards	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite shinguards"
3541	skewed plans for depleted Grimacite astrolabe	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite astrolabe"
3542	friendly depleted Grimacite hammer	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2011-12"
3543	pulsating Herculean wizardly depleted Grimacite gravy boat	0		Mysticality: +25, Experience (Muscle): +1, Last Available: "2011-12"
3544	scorching lion tamer's depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Hot Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-12"
3545	bouncing wool frightening depleted Grimacite grappling hook	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Cold Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-12"
3546	mirror family-friendly personal trainer's depleted Grimacite ninja mask	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2011-12"
3547	teal spinning miser's depleted Grimacite shinguards of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xBarrr, cap 25", Last Available: "2011-12"
3548	baleful depleted Grimacite astrolabe of the sweet-tooth	0		Spell Damage: +25, Candy Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-12"
3549	green flame-wreathed KoL Con Cinco Piñata Bat of the detective	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Item Drop: +20, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2008-09"
3550	flame-wreathed propeller beanie	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 7"
3551	huge squat greedy scandalous smelly straw hat	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy"
3552	Lo Pan's vibrating octopus's spade of Gandalf	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Spell Critical Percent: 50
3553	soggy seed packet	0		
3554	shaking glob of slime	0		
3555	enchanted rotten twirling sea carrot	4	crappy	Effect: "Sparkly!", Effect Duration: 5
3556	decent sea cucumber	4	good	
3557	moldy sea avocado	3	crappy	
3558	jumbo yummy wobbly sea lychee	5	awesome	
3559	small yummy jittery squat sea tangelo	2	awesome	
3560	stale bite-sized sea honeydew	1	decent	
3561	denatured oxidized pressurized potion of puissance	0		Effect: "Human-Constellation Hybrid", Effect Duration: 65
3562	liquefied wobbly bouncing cyan pressurized potion of perspicacity	0		Effect: "Painted-On Bikini", Effect Duration: 28
3563	super-liquefied wobbly pressurized potion of pulchritude	0		Effect: "Pop-eyed", Effect Duration: 51
3564	lousy fuchsia berry-infused sake	3	decent	
3565	special acceptable citrus-infused sake	4	good	Effect: "Whole Latte Love", Effect Duration: 10
3566	watered-down bad melon-infused sake	2	decent	
3567	lime green shaking blurry slab of sponge	0		
3568	groovy stylish sponge helmet of James Dean	0		Moxie: +25, Moxie Percent: +10, Experience (Moxie): +3, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy"
3569	red shaking toasty Tesla spongy shield of the cheetah	0		Hot Damage: +5, Initiative: +60, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
3570	avaricious crafty educational square sponge pants	0		Experience: +1, Maximum MP: +10, Meat Drop: +30, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xPotato"
3571	flytrap pellet	0		
3572	narrow baby cuddlefish	0		
3573	bouncing six-armed sweater	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3574	shaking slimy chest	0		
3575	shaking sand dollar	0		
3576	flytrap bezoar	0		
3577	tumbling bezoar ring	0		
3578	lime green candy cornucopia	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
3579	ballet slippers	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2008-12"
3580	wriggling flytrap pellet	0		
3581	sushi-rolling mat	0		
3582	yummy miniature rice	2	awesome	
3584	huge yummy twirling irradiated candy cane	7	awesome	Last Available: "2008-12"
3585	bland gingerbread mutant bugbear	3	decent	Last Available: "2008-12"
3586	hand-crafted oozenog	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2008-12"
3587	boiled sugar plum	0		Effect: "Whippin' It Good", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2008-12"
3588	nitrogenated non-magnetized upside-down sugar banana	0		Effect: "Rushin' Hands", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2008-12"
3589	dry sugar lime	0		Effect: "Fan-Cooled", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2008-12"
3590	Vulcanized galvanized sugar cherry	0		Effect: "Strength of Ten Ettins", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2008-12"
3591	mirror clever weightlifter's Mer-kin hookspear	0		Muscle: +15, Maximum MP: +20, Drops Meat
3592	upside-down spinning Mer-kin takebag	0		Item Drop: +5
3593	wobbly Mer-kin thingpouch	0		
3594	mirror Mer-kin killscroll	0		
3595	colloidal frozen upside-down Mer-kin fastjuice	0		Effect: "Ready to Snap", Effect Duration: 55
3596	imitation crab crate	0		
3597	imitation crab meat	0		
3598	wobbly imitation crab zoea	0		
3599	upside-down ghostly foul-smelling Annie Oakley's stylish moist sailor's cap	0		Moxie: +25, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Stench Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "stench atk"
3600	Usain Bolt's flame-wreathed speargun	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Initiative: +80
3601	Socratic compass	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1
3602	huge broken diving helmet	0		
3603	porthole	0		
3604	rivet	0		
3605	bouncing bubblin' stone	0		
3606	fortified extremely unsafe diving helmet of Flo-Jo	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Damage Absorption: +60, Initiative: +100, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato"
3607	sharpshooter's clever aerated diving helmet of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Maximum MP: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Adventure Underwater, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato"
3608	blinking live nautical mine	0		
3609	das boot	0		Familiar Weight: -10, Underwater Familiar, Familiar Effect: "adventure underwater"
3610	imitation whetstone	0		
3611	dry wet altered tumbling sea grease	0		Effect: "Elbow Sauce", Effect Duration: 46
3612	shaking sturdy Crimbo crate	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3613	battered Crimbo Crate	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3614	twitching claw	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3615	rigid carapace	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3616	blurry pulsing flesh	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3617	polarized unstable DNA	0		Effect: "Elemental Mastery", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2008-12"
3618	red The Spirit of Crimbo	0		Free Pull, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Recite 'The Spirit of Crimbo'", Last Available: "2008-12"
3619	wriggling tentacle	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3620	spinning mass of wriggling tentacles	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3621	pair of twitching claws	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3622	gnashing teeth	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3623	shaking chitinous pod	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3624	prompt parasitic claw	0		Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2008-12"
3625	bouncing deadly parasitic tentacles	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 5xBarrr, cap 7", Last Available: "2008-12"
3626	olive pulsating parasitic headgnawer of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 7", Last Available: "2008-12", Thorns: 1
3627	blinking Newton's parasitic strangleworm	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Last Available: "2008-12"
3628	tumbling pair of ragged claws	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3629	burrowgrub hive	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3630	Crimbo crate	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3631	corrupted huge Gummi-DNA	0		Effect: "Improprie Tea", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2020-09"
3632	radioactive chew toy	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2008-12"
3633	twirling MacGyver's elven socks of doom	0		Maximum MP: +100, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2008-12"
3634	spinning toasty veiny elven gloves	0		Maximum HP: +10, Hot Damage: +5, Last Available: "2008-12"
3635	tumbling perfumed festive holiday hat of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Stench Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 7", Last Available: "2008-12"
3636	energetic patent shoes of bravery	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2008-12"
3637	Lo Pan's gray bow tie of horror	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2008-12"
3638	jittery Tesla Van der Graaf penguin thesaurus	0		MP Regen Min: 12, MP Regen Max: 17, Last Available: "2008-12"
3639	rotten purple blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	4	crappy	Effect: "Amorphous Cheer", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-06"
3640	seaweed	0		
3641	blinking jamfish jam	0		
3642	dragonfish caviar	0		
3643	pufferfish spine	0		
3644	resourceful depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick	0		Maximum MP: +50, Last Available: "2007-06"
3645	lousy weak canteen of wine	2	decent	Last Available: "2008-12"
3646	tasty diet twirling elven <i>limbos</i> gingerbread	1	awesome	Last Available: "2008-12"
3647	elven whittling knife	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3648	magic dragonfish fry	0		
3649	map to Madness Reef	0		
3650	flavorless snack-sized blurry toast with jam	2	decent	Last Available: "2008-12"
3651	yellow antlers	0		Familiar Weight: +4, Last Available: "2008-12"
3652	bad elven moonshine	4	decent	Last Available: "2008-12"
3653	rotten teal knuckle sandwich	3	crappy	Last Available: "2008-12", Wiki Name: "knuckle sandwich"
3654	quilted psycho sweater of the sweet-tooth	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2008-12"
3655	fin-bit wax	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3656	tumbling inspector's plastic Mob Penguin	0		Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2008-12"
3657	crafty plastic mutant elf	0		Maximum MP: +10, Last Available: "2008-12"
3658	stiffened plastic fat stack of cash	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Last Available: "2008-12"
3659	therapeutic plastic strand of DNA	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2008-12"
3660	plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2008-12"
3661	squat container of Putty	0		Last Available: "2009-01"
3662	Putty mitre of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1.5xLep, 1.5xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2009-01"
3663	Jeselnik's Annie Oakley's Putty leotard	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Sleaze Damage: +25, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2009-01"
3664	Putty ball of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2009-01"
3665	Putty sheet	0		Last Available: "2009-01"
3666	bouncing wool hardy Herculean Putty snake	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Maximum HP: +50, Cold Resistance: +1, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2009-01"
3667	Putty monster	0		Last Available: "2009-01"
3668	green wool glow-in-the-dark wristwatch of the boozehound	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Booze Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-01", Nonstackable Watch
3669	chaotic glow-in-the-dark dart gun	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Last Available: "2009-01"
3670	tumbling glow-in-the-dark burrowgrub of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Last Available: "2009-01"
3671	mirror shaking spinning Uncle Crimbo's Rations	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
3672	bite-sized flavorless tumbling can of franks 'n' beans	1	decent	Last Available: "2010-12"
3673	lousy huge bottle of peppermint schnapps	3	decent	Last Available: "2010-12"
3674	throbbing rage gland	0		Skill: "Vent Rage Gland"
3675	mirror purple bouncing Mer-kin pressureglobe	0		
3676	skewed Mer-kin foodbucket	0		
3677	steel-toed diving muff	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Single Equip
3678	tolerable salinated mint julep	3	good	
3679	ink bladder	0		
3680	esca	0		
3681	bouncing bubbling tempura batter	0		
3682	globe of Deep Sauce	0		
3683	map to the Marinara Trench	0		
3684	stale super-sized tempura carrot	5	decent	
3685	flavorless red tempura cucumber	3	decent	
3686	gigantic adequate upside-down tempura avocado	10	good	
3687	moldy sea broccoli	4	crappy	
3688	toothsome spinning sea cauliflower	4	awesome	
3689	miniature tasty tempura broccoli	2	awesome	
3690	decent tumbling tempura cauliflower	4	good	
3691	normal sea blueberry	4	good	
3692	moldy big sea persimmon	5	crappy	
3693	vacuum-sealed pressurized potion of perception	0		Effect: "Human-Horror Hybrid", Effect Duration: 12
3694	improved pressurized potion of proficiency	0		Effect: "Graham Crackling", Effect Duration: 44
3695	reassuring Mer-kin digpick	0		Spooky Resistance: +1
3696	anemone nematocyst	0		
3697	high-pressure seltzer bottle	0		
3698	blinking teal velcro ore	0		
3699	teflon ore	0		
3700	upside-down vinyl ore	0		
3701	teal skewed map to Anemone Mine	0		
3702	marine aquamarine	0		
3703	valve wheel	0		
3704	huge cyan waterlogged bootstraps	0		
3705	fireproof arcane researcher's strapping velcro broadsword	0		Muscle: +5, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Hot Resistance: +3
3706	nasty manspreader's velcro paddle ball of Flo-Jo	0		Monster Level: +10, Stench Damage: +5, Initiative: +100
3707	reassuring cool brainy velcro shield	0		Mysticality: +5, Moxie: +5, Spooky Resistance: +1
3708	toasty boxer's velcro boots of the bloodbag	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Maximum HP: +100, Hot Damage: +5, Single Equip
3709	stanky Samson's non-stick pugil stick	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Stench Spell Damage: +25
3710	pulsating zippy frightening resourceful teflon spatula	0		Maximum MP: +50, Spooky Damage: +5, Initiative: +20
3711	rock-hard dance instructor's teflon shield of the overflowing toilet	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Damage Reduction: 5, Stench Spell Damage: +50
3712	crafty extremely unsafe wizardly teflon swim fins	0		Mysticality: +25, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Maximum MP: +10, Single Equip
3713	ghostly asbestos-lined greasy 7-inch discus	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +5
3714	shaking Oprah's hale PVC staff of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: 120, Maximum MP Percent: +50
3715	Sherlock's Lo Pan's vinyl shield of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Item Drop: +25
3716	hale razor-sharp vinyl boots of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Maximum HP: +20, Single Equip
3717	yellow decaying oar	0		
3718	huge purple fishhook	0		
3719	skewed lantern	0		
3720	decaying pole	0		
3721	decaying paddle	0		
3722	upside-down tarnished ring	0		
3723	tarnished rod	0		
3724	brittle plastic handle	0		
3725	foggy glass globe	0		
3726	possessed tomato	0		
3727	Nardz energy beverage	0		
3728	pile of coins	0		
3729	hand grenegg	0		
3730	jittery purple caret	0		
3731	glass gnoll eye of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3
3732	ionized anodized pulsating cigar butt	0		Effect: "There Wolf", Effect Duration: 57
3733	ghostly careful veiny manly bloomers	0		Maximum HP: +10, Monster Level: -10, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, 1xGhuol, cap 13"
3734	blurry Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	0		
3735	pulsating fuchsia fat wallet	0		
3736	skewed stanky strapping handwarmer	0		Muscle: +5, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
3737	horrifying lighter of the early riser	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Adventures: +7
3738	rotten ghostly packet of beer nuts	3	crappy	
3739	Boozehounds Anonymous token	0		
3740	huge handful of bees	0		
3741	spectral jelly	0		
3742	irradiated jellyfish gel	0		Effect: "Polka Face", Effect Duration: 66
3743	unstable quark	0		
3744	pulsating software glitch	0		
3745	fumble formula	0		Recipe: "concoction of clumsiness"
3746	vampire pearl	0		
3747	mirror mother's secret recipe	0		Recipe: "white chocolate chip brownies"
3749	chilled shaking concoction of clumsiness	0		Effect: "Peppermint Bite", Effect Duration: 25
3750	sharpshooter's vampire pearl earring	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Single Equip
3751	rotten huge chocolate chip brownies	9	crappy	
3753	Libram of Love Songs	0		Last Available: "2009-02", Skill: "Summon Love Song"
3754	quadruple-diffused twirling love song of vague ambiguity	0		Effect: "Bear Clawed", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2009-02"
3755	double-frozen altered love song of smoldering passion	0		Effect: "Stevedave's Shanty of Superiority", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2009-02"
3756	triple-wet love song of icy revenge	0		Effect: "Florid Cheeks", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2009-02"
3757	adjusted tumbling love song of sugary cuteness	0		Effect: "Booooooze", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2009-02"
3758	extra-chilled upside-down skewed blue love song of disturbing obsession	0		Effect: "Down With Chow", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2009-02"
3759	irradiated dry love song of naughty innuendo	0		Effect: "The Halls of Muscularity", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2009-02"
3760	corrupted cold-filtered squat blinking breath mint	0		Effect: "Stinky Hands", Effect Duration: 64
3761	greedy vampire pearl ring	0		Meat Drop: +20, Single Equip
3762	vampire pearl necklace of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Single Equip
3763	perfectly mixed slug of vodka	4	EPIC	
3764	practically non-alcoholic artisanal slug of rum	1	EPIC	
3765	artisanal slug of shochu	4	EPIC	
3766	lousy blurry wobbly screwdiver	4	decent	
3767	acceptable dew yoana lei	3	good	
3768	tolerable bouncing lychee chuhai	3	good	
3769	practically non-alcoholic acceptable bouncing salacious screwdiver	1	good	
3770	high-proof drinkable narrow spinning dew yoana salacious lei	10	good	
3771	watered-down smooth salacious lychee chuhai	2	awesome	
3772	bad Alewife&trade; Ale	3	decent	
3773	seaode	0		
3774	map to the Dive Bar	0		
3775	lime green bouncing Mer-kin pinkslip	0		
3776	pink pinkslip slip of chilblains of the overflowing toilet	0		Cold Damage: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr"
3777	flame-wreathed sea salt scrubs of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +10
3778	blue Temple Grandin's Tesla amber aviator shades of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Familiar Weight: +7, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip
3779	ionized electrified concentrated huge hair of the fish	0		Effect: "Pop-eyed", Effect Duration: 40
3780	yellow tumbling sinister dangerous nurse's hat of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Weapon Damage: +10, Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk"
3781	upside-down blank prescription sheet	0		
3782	denatured blinking bottle of melodramamine	1		Effect: "Serenity", Effect Duration: 10
3783	powdered teal bottle of extra-strength melodramamine	1		Effect: "Morninja", Effect Duration: 10
3784	gray paranormal ricotta	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3785	green blurry smoking talon	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3786	vampire glitter	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3787	wine-soaked bone chips	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3788	gray crumbling rat skull	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3789	mirror twitching trigger finger	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3799	Apathargic Bandersnatch	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
3800	aquaviolet jub-jub bird	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Familiar Effect: "mys stats"
3801	crimsilion jub-jub bird	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Equips On: "Frumious Bandersnatch", Familiar Effect: "mus stats"
3802	charpuce jub-jub bird	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Equips On: "Frumious Bandersnatch", Familiar Effect: "mox stats"
3803	crafty steel-toed Mer-kin roundshield of bravery	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Maximum MP: +10, Spooky Resistance: +5
3804	flame-retardant wizardly Mer-kin breastplate	0		Mysticality: +25, Hot Resistance: +1
3805	Sherlock's frosty Mer-kin sneakmask	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Item Drop: +25, Combat Rate (Underwater): -5, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy"
3806	Mer-kin prayerbeads	0		
3807	aerosolized concentrated upside-down Mer-kin hidepaint	0		Effect: "Purpose", Effect Duration: 35
3808	Mer-kin trailmap	0		
3809	pulsating Mer-kin healscroll	0		
3810	narrow cyan bouncing Mer-kin lockkey	0		
3811	pulsating Mer-kin stashbox	0		
3812	jumbo decent lime green mirror pulsating chocolate-frosted king cake	5	good	Last Available: "2009-06"
3813	narrow plastic baby of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-06"
3815	midget clownfish	0		
3816	cyan half-height unicycle	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3817	moldy sea radish	3	crappy	
3818	prompt fireproof horrifying halibut	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +3, Adventures: +3
3819	eel sauce	0		
3820	wobbly water-polo mitt of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100, Single Equip
3821	magnetized syringe	0		Effect: "Pride of the Vampire", Effect Duration: 15
3822	spinning narrow wand	0		Familiar Effect: "fishy spells", Sporadic Damage Aura: [0.2475*env(underwater)]
3823	polarized cold-filtered super-activated wad of cotton	0		Effect: "Clean-Shaven", Effect Duration: 11
3824	bouncing Grandma's Note	0		
3825	Grandma's Fuchsia Yarn	0		
3826	Grandma's Chartreuse Yarn	0		
3827	maroon plastic oyster egg	0		
3828	Grandma's Map	0		
3829	stale tempura radish	3	decent	
3830	curative water-polo cap	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr"
3831	drinkable upside-down Typical Tavern swill	3	good	
3832	artisanal tropical swill	3	EPIC	
3833	smooth special practically non-alcoholic fruity girl swill	1	awesome	Effect: "Granolarrrgh", Effect Duration: 35
3834	mediocre blended swill	3	decent	
3835	costume wardrobe	0		Softcore Only
3836	spinning Van der Graaf therapeutic rosy-cheeked Elvish sunglasses of the cheetah	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Initiative: +60, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play an Accordion Solo", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play a Guitar Solo", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play a Drum Solo", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play a Flute Solo", Last Available: "2009-04"
3837	skewed grievous anniversary safety glass vest	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50
3838	anniversary burlap belt of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25
3839	blurry energetic anniversary balsa wood socks	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20
3840	anniversary latex mask	0		Familiar Weight: +1
3841	anniversary pewter cape of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25
3842	spinning manspreader's out-of-tune biwa	0		Monster Level: +10
3843	Usain Bolt's dented harmonica	0		Initiative: +80
3844	arcane researcher's magic whistle of the brazier	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Hot Spell Damage: +25
3845	executive plastic blowgun	0		Meat Drop: +40
3846	purple therapeutic jungle drum of wisdom of mayonnaise	0		Mysticality: +15, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
3847	avaricious hippy bongo	0		Meat Drop: +30
3848	red Temple Grandin's knob bugle	0		Familiar Weight: +7
3849	gray narrow supercharged 4-dimensional guitar of courage	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Spooky Resistance: +3
3850	boxing glove of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15
3851	healthy educational boxer's boxing glove on a spring	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Experience: +1, Maximum HP Percent: +20
3852	executive wicked half-sized guitar	0		Spell Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +40
3853	tumbling up-at-dawn bass drum of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Adventures: +5
3854	wobbly Tesla pixel boomerang	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
3855	scandalous resourceful world's smallest violin of Leguizamo	0		Maximum MP: +50, Monster Level: +20, Sleaze Damage: +5
3856	inspector's curative ocarina of space of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Item Drop: +15, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
3857	a butt tuba of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20
3858	ghostly manspreader's bone flute	0		Monster Level: +10
3859	slick infernal fife	0		Moxie: +10
3860	narrow charming flute of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100
3861	leaf of grass	0		
3862	foul-smelling supercool grass whistle	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Stench Damage: +10
3863	smelly plastic guitar of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Stench Spell Damage: +10
3864	Tesla finger cymbals	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
3865	vibrating kettle drum	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Item Drop: +5
3866	fortified double-barreled sling of Calamity Jane	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Critical Hit Percent: +15
3867	skewed narrow magilaser blastercannon of the blizzard of the overflowing toilet	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +50
3868	inspector's asbestos-lined hanky&#363;	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Item Drop: +15, Wiki Name: "frigid hankyu"
3869	jittery fuchsia supercool ultimate ultimate frisbee of the overflowing toilet	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +50
3870	tumbling stolen office supplies	0		
3871	squat medical-grade office-supply crossbow of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
3872	thinker's pocket theremin	0		Mysticality: +10
3873	squat baleful rave whistle of incineration	0		Spell Damage: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Raveosity: +1
3874	hellseal hide	0		
3875	pulsating bouncing shredded hellseal hide	0		
3876	jittery hellseal brain	0		
3877	blinking burst hellseal brain	0		
3878	purple hellseal sinew	0		
3879	torn hellseal sinew	0		
3880	green hellseal disguise	0		
3881	greedy hardy fouet de tortue-dressage	0		Maximum HP: +50, Meat Drop: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Apprivoisez la tortue"
3882	encoded cult documents	0		
3883	wobbly cult memo	0		
3884	ghostly decoded cult documents	0		Skill: "Bind Spaghetti Elemental"
3885	pressed vacuum-sealed vial of slime	0		Effect: "Nasty, Nasty Breath", Effect Duration: 19
3886	frozen anodized red vial of slime	0		Effect: "Musky", Effect Duration: 15
3887	pickled polymerized vial of slime	0		Effect: "Squirming Like a Toad", Effect Duration: 28
3888	oxidized vial of slime	0		Effect: "Like a Fish to Walter", Effect Duration: 49
3889	colloidal modified vial of slime	0		Effect: "Neuromancy", Effect Duration: 25
3890	moist vial of violet slime	0		Effect: "Pork Power", Effect Duration: 53
3891	liquefied unsweetened tumbling gray vial of vermilion slime	0		Effect: "Hot Hands", Effect Duration: 69
3892	irradiated huge vial of amber slime	0		Effect: "Adventurer's Best Friendship", Effect Duration: 11
3893	frozen super-improved vial of chartreuse slime	0		Effect: "Nature's Bounty", Effect Duration: 50
3894	warmed enhanced bouncing vial of teal slime	0		Effect: "Muscularrr", Effect Duration: 14
3895	double-anodized Vulcanized olive wobbly vial of indigo slime	0		Effect: "Notably Lovely", Effect Duration: 49
3896	quantum chilled blurry vial of slime	0		Effect: "Human-Orc Hybrid", Effect Duration: 12
3897	nitrogenated bouncing vial of brown slime	0		Effect: "Neuromancy", Effect Duration: 56
3898	cyan bottle of G&uuml;-Gone	0		
3901	seal-blubber candle	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3902	figurine of a wretched-looking seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3903	figurine of a baby seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3904	blinking figurine of an armored seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3905	shaking figurine of an seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3906	figurine of a sleek seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3907	figurine of a shadowy seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3908	bouncing figurine of a stinking seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3909	figurine of a charred seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3910	figurine of a seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3911	shaking figurine of a slippery seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3912	imbued seal-blubber candle	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3913	drinkable blended swill with a fly in it	3	good	
3914	turtle wax	0		
3915	therapeutic turtle wax shield	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
3916	teal frosty turtle wax helmet	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato, 0.5xFairy, cap 10"
3917	chaotic turtle wax greaves	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xBarrr, cap 10"
3918	flame-wreathed meat shield	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10
3919	turtlemail bits	0		
3920	shaking occult turtlemail coif of the detective	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Item Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 20"
3921	knitted turtlemail breeches of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, 1.5xFairy, cap 20"
3922	flame-wreathed healthy turtlemail hauberk	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +10
3923	hedgeturtle	0		
3924	rosewater-soaked smartaleck's spiky turtle helmet	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Stench Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 32"
3925	rosewater-soaked spiky turtle shoulderpads	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Thorns: 2
3926	green pulsating energetic wholesome spiky turtle shield	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +20
3927	bouncing turtling rod	0		Class: "Turtle Tamer"
3928	syncopated turtle	0		
3929	grinning turtle	0		
3930	oxidized dry blue tainted seal's blood	0		Effect: "Make Meat FA$T!", Effect Duration: 47
3931	Jack Frost's severed flipper of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3932	twirling ingot of seal-iron	0		
3933	zippy curative bad-ass club	0		Initiative: +20, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3934	sealbone	0		
3935	Vulcanized ionized hyperinflated seal lung	0		Effect: "Turtle Titters", Effect Duration: 43
3936	colloidal scrap of shadow	0		Effect: "Chauve-Souris Merde Fou", Effect Duration: 42
3937	tarnished fustulent seal grulch	0		Effect: "Well-Oiled", Effect Duration: 19
3938	shaking horrifying club of corruption	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3939	huge corrupt club of corruption of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3940	friendly corrupt club of corrupt corruption	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3941	blurry mirror friendly smartaleck's evil-ass club of bravery	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Familiar Weight: +3, Spooky Resistance: +5, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3942	rosewater-soaked dog trainer's supercool nasty-ass club	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Experience (familiar): +1, Stench Resistance: +3, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3943	upside-down bouncing Annie Oakley's infernal toilet brush of horror	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3944	prompt greedy shadowy seal eye	0		Meat Drop: +20, Adventures: +3, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3945	personal trainer's oyster egg balloon	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10
3946	Clan VIP Lounge invitation	0		Free Pull
3947	Clan VIP Lounge key	0		Free Pull
3948	skewed Meat	0		
3949	treasure chest	0		
3950	key	0		
3951	huge Baron von Ratsworth	0		
3952	monocle	0		
3953	twirling mink	0		
3954	teddy butler	0		
3955	martini	0		
3956	crazy bastard sword	0		
3957	tin of caviar	0		
3958	bejeweled cufflinks of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Single Equip
3959	garish pinky ring of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30
3960	huge wicked designer sunglasses	0		Spell Damage: +5, Single Equip
3961	blue scandalous Samson's opera glasses	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Sleaze Damage: +5
3962	upside-down designer handbag	0		
3963	tumbling Clan pool table	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2009-05"
3964	pulsating cell phone	0		Familiar Weight: +10
3965	polarized cube of billiard chalk	0		Effect: "Bright!", Effect Duration: 54
3966	yellow huge zippy hot-ass club of Calamity Jane of the empath	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Familiar Weight: +5, Initiative: +20, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3967	Rosewater's savvy frigid-ass club of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Mysticality Percent: 50, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3968	nasty slick creepy-ass club of the storm	0		Moxie: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Stench Damage: +5, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3969	wet wet dry bouncing sizzling seal fat	0		Effect: "Human-Fish Hybrid", Effect Duration: 56
3970	olive toasty Herculean Abyssal ember	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Hot Damage: +5, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3971	extra-flattened triple-vacuum-sealed ghostly frost-rimed seal hide	0		Effect: "Phairly Pheromonal", Effect Duration: 63
3972	pulsating jittery forbidden seal spine of the blizzard	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3973	oxidized deionized pulsating seal lube	0		Effect: "Spooky Demeanor", Effect Duration: 26
3974	narrow thinker's mannequin leg of the overflowing toilet	0		Mysticality: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3975	asbestos-lined veiny padded tortoise	0		Maximum HP: +10, Hot Resistance: +5
3976	teal fireproof lard-coated tortoboggan	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +3, Single Equip
3977	spinning painted turtle	0		
3978	foul-smelling lion tamer's painted shield	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Stench Damage: +10
3979	sleeping wereturtle	0		
3980	shell	0		
3981	wobbly torquoise	0		
3982	aromatic torquoise ring	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Item Drop: +5, Single Equip
3983	dueling turtle	0		
3984	smartaleck's dueling banjo of the cheetah	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Initiative: +60
3985	tumbling soup turtle	0		
3986	samurai turtle	0		
3987	foul-smelling curative samurai turtle helmet	0		Stench Damage: +10, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato, cap 6"
3988	tumbling fuchsia turtle shell	0		
3989	turtle shell powder	0		
3990	coward's turtle shell helmet	0		Monster Level: -20, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cap 8"
3991	slime-soaked hypophysis	0		Skill: "Slimy Sinews"
3992	slime-soaked brain	0		Skill: "Slimy Synapses"
3993	slime-soaked sweat gland	0		Skill: "Slimy Shoulders"
3994	security blankie	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3995	wobbly bundle of chamoix	0		
3996	yellow boxcar turtle	0		
3997	spinning mirror dolphin whistle	0		
3998	yellow blinking narrow metrognome	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3999	infant sandworm	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4000	shaking shaking string of dingle balls	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
4001	dehydrated huge agua de vida	1	awesome	Last Available: "2009-06"
4002	vibrating Samson's tortoboggan shield	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Maximum MP Percent: +10
4003	bottle of moontan lotion	0		
4004	dog trainer's soup-chucks	0		Experience (familiar): +1
4005	tarnished flattened ballast turtle	0		Effect: "Billiards Belligerence", Effect Duration: 46
4006	memory of some amino acids	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4007	huge tumbling memory of a C	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4008	spinning memory of an A	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4009	memory of a G	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4010	spinning memory of a T	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4011	spinning memory of a CA base pair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4012	jittery memory of a CG base pair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4013	purple memory of a CT base pair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4014	memory of an AG base pair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4015	memory of an AT base pair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4016	fuchsia shaking memory of a GT base pair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4017	squirming Slime larva	0		
4018	mirror nippy greaves	0		Cold Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, cap 37"
4019	undissolvable contact lenses	0		
4020	spinning healthy piece of rebar of doom	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +50
4021	cyan Temple Grandin's shovel of the brute of the overflowing toilet	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Familiar Weight: +7, Stench Spell Damage: +50
4022	foul-smelling Oprah's supercharged necklace	0		Maximum MP Percent: 80, Stench Damage: +10
4023	foul-smelling boxer's speargun of the sewer	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Stench Damage: 35
4024	sharpshooter's vibrating compass	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +10
4025	nasty frosty experienced helmet	0		Experience: +2, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Stench Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy"
4026	greedy sage brawny lantern	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Mysticality Percent: +10, Meat Drop: +20
4027	gray blinking greedy steel-toed smartaleck's greaves	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Damage Reduction: 9, Meat Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 0.5xBarrr"
4028	Usain Bolt's curative cool club	0		Moxie: +5, Initiative: +80, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
4029	memory of a grappling hook	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4030	mirror cyan memory of a small stone block	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4031	memory of a stone block	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4032	memory of half a stone circle	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4033	blurry wobbly memory of a stone half-circle	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4034	memory of an iron key	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4035	wobbly blinking memory of a crystal	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4036	olive caustic slime nodule	0		
4037	stale spinning slimy sweetbreads	3	decent	
4038	watered-down hand-crafted slimy fermented bile bladder	2	EPIC	
4039	dehydrated tumbling slimy alveolus	1		
4040	memory of a cultist's robe	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-06"
4041	greedy pig-iron helm of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 22", Last Available: "2009-06"
4042	ghostly spinning frosty grievous pig-iron shinguards	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, 1.5xFairy, cap 22", Last Available: "2009-06"
4043	asbestos-lined pig-iron bracers of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Hot Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-06"
4044	spinning wumpus hair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4045	wumpus-hair bolo	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4046	wumpus-hair net	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4047	dog trainer's wumpus-hair whip	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Last Available: "2009-06"
4048	teal chaotic shellacked wumpus-hair wig of Gandalf	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Spell Critical Percent: 30, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol, cap 25", Last Available: "2009-06"
4049	wobbly mirror friendly MacGyver's wumpus-hair loincloth of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Maximum MP: +100, Familiar Weight: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 5", Last Available: "2009-06"
4050	greasy stanky wumpus-hair sweater	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2009-06"
4051	squat ring of teleportation of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Single Equip
4052	glass of baboon milk	1	decent	Last Available: "2009-06"
4053	banana milkshake	1	crappy	Last Available: "2009-06"
4054	delicious White Hyborian	4	awesome	Last Available: "2009-06"
4055	beefcake's goblin hunting spear	0		Muscle: +25, Last Available: "2009-06"
4056	skewed chaotic studded goblin autoblowgun	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Last Available: "2009-06"
4057	scorching tribal beads	0		Hot Damage: +25, Last Available: "2009-06"
4058	occult stone fist of the blizzard	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2009-06"
4059	narrow upside-down teal ribald stone head	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Last Available: "2009-06"
4060	fuchsia narrow pulsating Indigo Party Invitation	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4061	green Violet Hunt Invitation	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4062	blurry Blue Milk Club Card	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4063	upside-down narrow Mecha Mayhem Club Card	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4064	upside-down 'Smuggler Shot First' Button	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4065	Spacefleet Communicator Badge	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4066	Ruby Rod	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4067	wobbly essence of heat	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4068	essence of kink	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4069	essence of	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4070	essence of stench	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4071	blue essence of fright	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4072	spinning essence of	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4073	Supreme Being Glossary	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4074	twirling multi-pass	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4075	friendly Sinatra's villainous scythe	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Familiar Weight: +3, Slime Hates It: +2
4076	Sherlock's chaotic baneful bandolier	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Item Drop: +25, Slime Hates It: +1
4077	blinking tumbling medical-grade Herculean diabolical crossbow	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Slime Hates It: +1
4078	personal trainer's slick malevolent medallion	0		Moxie: +10, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Slime Hates It: +1, Single Equip
4079	corrosive cowl of James Dean of Flo-Jo	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Initiative: +100, Slime Hates It: +1, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato, 0.5xFairy"
4080	shaking knitted careful grisly shield	0		Monster Level: -10, Cold Resistance: +3, Slime Hates It: +1
4081	reassuring Fonzie's corroded breeches	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Spooky Resistance: +1, Slime Hates It: +1, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xPotato"
4082	beefy pernicious cudgel of the dark arts	0		Muscle: +10, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Slime Hates It: +1
4083	yummy special cupcake-in-a-cup	4	awesome	Effect: "Thick-Skinned", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2009-06"
4084	lime green mirror pool of liquid	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4085	normal protein paste	4	good	Last Available: "2009-06"
4086	Lo Pan's cyber-mattock of mayonnaise	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2009-06"
4087	facehugging alien	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4088	X-37 gun	0		Breakable, Last Available: "2009-06"
4089	tarnished neurostim pill	0		Effect: "El Vibrations", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2009-06"
4090	nitrogenated cyan physiostim pill	0		Effect: "Spooky Blur", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2009-06"
4091	slimy cyst	0		
4092	small slimy cyst	0		
4093	medium slimy cyst	0		
4094	slimy cyst	0		
4095	scorching peawee marble	0		Hot Damage: +25
4096	Samson's brown crock marble	0		Experience (Muscle): +5
4097	stanky China marble	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25
4098	cyan sage lemonade marble	0		Mysticality Percent: +10
4099	brainy bumblebee marble	0		Mysticality: +5
4100	blinking hardened jet bennie marble	0		Damage Reduction: 3
4101	tumbling beige clambroth marble of vim and vigor of the empath	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Familiar Weight: +5
4102	weightlifter's steely marble	0		Muscle: +15
4103	narrow red horrifying healthy hardened beach ball marble	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Spooky Damage: +25
4104	catseye marble of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100
4105	huge reassuring bumboozer marble	0		Spooky Resistance: +1
4106	pulsating chamoisole of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20
4107	chilled quantum bitter pill	0		Effect: "Mathematically Precise", Effect Duration: 19
4108	jittery frosty arcane researcher's monstrous monocle	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2009-06", Synergetic
4109	musty moccasins of the wise owl of the glutton	0		Mysticality: +20, Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2009-06", Synergetic
4110	studded smooth molten medallion	0		Moxie: +15, Damage Absorption: +80, Last Available: "2009-06", Synergetic
4111	twirling perfumed Socratic brazen bracelet	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2009-06", Synergetic
4112	purple frosty Da Vinci's bitter bowtie	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2009-06", Synergetic
4113	bewitching boots of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Last Available: "2009-06", Synergetic
4114	gray secret from the future	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4115	moist sack	0		
4116	censurious nippy clever rickety unicycle	0		Maximum MP: +20, Cold Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Single Equip
4117	ghostly family-friendly fortified crusty hula hoop of chilblains	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Cold Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Single Equip
4118	auspicious forbidden Coily&trade; of horror	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: +10
4119	narrow scorching hale school flying disc of the blizzard	0		Maximum HP: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Hot Damage: +25
4120	nasty slick lawn dart of the brazier	0		Moxie: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Stench Damage: +5
4121	teal miser's dangerous savvy wagon	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Weapon Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +10
4122	wad of slimy rags	0		
4123	blurry chaotic Annie Oakley's wicked crown-shaped beanie	0		Spell Damage: +5, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xGhuol"
4124	Usain Bolt's perfumed Van der Graaf hopping socks	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Initiative: +80, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip
4125	prompt MacGyver's experienced poodle skirt	0		Experience: +2, Maximum MP: +100, Adventures: +3, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy"
4126	Fonzie's Newton's letterman's jacket of vim and vigor	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Experience (Moxie): +1, Maximum HP Percent: +50
4127	Usain Bolt's forbidden wizardly hardened slime hat	0		Mysticality: +25, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Initiative: +80, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy"
4128	shaking blurry dog trainer's hardened hardened slime pants of chilblains	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Experience (familiar): +1, Cold Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato"
4129	mirror scorching curative hardened slime belt of the cheetah	0		Hot Damage: +25, Initiative: +60, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip
4130	blue empty agua de vida bottle	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4131	modified squat squat boot plant	1	awesome	Last Available: "2009-06"
4132	perfectly mixed weak sham champagne	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2009-06"
4133	vacuum-sealed chilled ionized upside-down tempura air	0		Effect: "Spirit of Alph", Effect Duration: 53
4134	aerosolized moist activated skewed spinning pressurized potion of pneumaticity	0		Effect: "Berry Elemental", Effect Duration: 22
4135	moveable feast	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2009-11", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.35
4136	mansplainer's Van der Graaf studded Bag o' Tricks of the detective	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Monster Level: +15, Item Drop: +20, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Open the Bag o' Tricks", Last Available: "2009-07"
4137	slime stack	0		
4138	a rumpled paper strip	0		
4139	a creased paper strip	0		
4140	blurry a folded paper strip	0		
4141	upside-down a crinkled paper strip	0		
4142	a crumpled paper strip	0		
4143	a ragged paper strip	0		
4144	a ripped paper strip	0		
4145	blurry funny paper hat of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 2"
4146	modified ionized sand	0		Effect: "Wit Tea", Effect Duration: 30
4147	friendly resourceful charged magnet	0		Maximum MP: +50, Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2009-09"
4148	bouncing stone sphere	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2009-09"
4149	squat quadroculars	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2009-09"
4150	teal lint	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4151	irradiated magnetized deionized spinning gray dubious peppermint	0		Effect: "Poker Faced", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2020-09"
4152	irradiated colloidal spinning Elvish delight	0		Effect: "Mucilaginous Muscle", Effect Duration: 34
4153	rockfish stomach	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4154	upside-down live lobster	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4155	twirling wok lobster	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4156	pebbles	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4157	gravel	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4158	squat rock	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4159	squat rock lobster	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4160	artisanal pebblebr&auml;u	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2009-09"
4161	normal rocky road ice cream	3	good	Last Available: "2009-09"
4162	extra-strength rubber bands	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4163	quadruple-flattened oxidized children of the candy corn	0		Effect: "Whole Latte Love", Effect Duration: 20
4164	alkaline Good 'n' Slimy	0		Effect: "Natural 20", Effect Duration: 51
4165	flame-retardant Staff of the Soupbone of the sewer of the sweet-tooth	0		Stench Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +1, Candy Drop: +100
4166	careful Voluminous Radio Pants	0		Monster Level: -10, Familiar Effect: "2xGhoul, cap 37"
4167	Voluminous Radio Hat of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhoul, cap 37"
4168	Lo Pan's Voluminous Radio Sneakers	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Single Equip
4169	pulsating 4-d camera	0		
4170	shaking 4-d camera	0		
4171	purple crystallized memory	0		
4172	brainy rock helmet	0		Mysticality: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xGhuol, cap 25"
4173	rock pants of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "1.5xBarrr, 1xGhuol, cap 25"
4174	zippy rock necklace	0		Initiative: +20, Single Equip
4175	spaghetti cult robe	0		
4176	sugar sheet	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4177	Tome of Sugar Shummoning	0		Free Pull, Skill: "Summon Sugar Sheets"
4178	electrified sugar shotgun	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Breakable, Last Available: "2009-09"
4179	purple flame-retardant sugar shillelagh	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Breakable, Last Available: "2009-09"
4180	blue pulsating up-at-dawn sugar shank	0		Adventures: +5, Breakable, Last Available: "2009-09"
4181	dangerous dance instructor's personal trainer's sugar chapeau	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Weapon Damage: +10, Breakable, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xVolley, 2xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2009-09"
4182	frightening sugar shorts	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Breakable, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 1xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2009-09"
4183	green sugar shield	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Breakable, Last Available: "2009-09"
4184	shaking slime convention swag bag	0		
4185	narrow slime convention flyers	0		
4186	slime convention coupons	0		
4187	slime convention pin of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100
4188	maroon slime convention t-shirt	0		
4189	jittery inverse geode	0		
4190	control crystal	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4191	Sinatra's sugar shirt	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Breakable, Last Available: "2009-09"
4192	bouncing sugar shard	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4193	tumbling deadly rave visor	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1.5xPotato, cap 37", Raveosity: +2
4194	Socratic baggy rave pants	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 37", Raveosity: +2
4195	teal greasy pacifier necklace	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Raveosity: +2
4196	sea cowbell	0		
4197	sea	0		
4198	sea lasso	0		
4199	pulsating Annie Oakley's smartaleck's weightlifter's sea cowboy hat	0		Muscle: +15, Moxie Percent: +30, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xLep"
4200	grouper fangirl	0		
4201	gill rings	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4202	urchin roe	0		
4203	ghostly upside-down pet anemone	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4204	Mer-kin cheatsheet	0		
4205	Mer-kin wordquiz	0		
4206	yellow lion tamer's savvy brand new key	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Experience (familiar): +2
4207	stiffened dorsal fin	0		Damage Reduction: 1
4208	skate skates	0		
4209	lime green skate skin	0		
4210	roller skate decoy	0		
4211	mermaid's purse	0		
4212	spinning underwater slingshot	0		
4213	reassuring coward's skate blade	0		Monster Level: -20, Spooky Resistance: +1
4214	spangly unitard	0		
4215	collapsible baton of the scaredy-cat of the boozehound	0		Monster Level: -15, Booze Drop: +100
4216	shaking groupie lipstick	0		
4217	squat groupie bra	0		
4218	flattened pressed fuchsia groupie spangles	0		Effect: "Full of Vinegar", Effect Duration: 15
4219	pulsating asbestos-lined wizardly skate board	0		Mysticality: +25, Hot Resistance: +5
4220	S.A.V.E. flyer	0		
4221	skewed clever yield shield	0		Maximum MP: +20, Last Available: "2009-09"
4222	red skewed map to the Skate Park	0		
4223	squamous polyp	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4224	blue unspeakable lozenges	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2009-10"
4225	roller skate doll	0		
4226	therapeutic Star of Bravery	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip
4227	blinking hungover chauvinist pig	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2010-10"
4228	perfectly ordinary frog	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2010-10"
4229	fuchsia twirling amphibious tophat	0		Equips On: "Dancing Frog", Familiar Effect: "adventure underwater"
4230	bottle of Cochon Noir	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4231	ice skate decoy	0		
4232	blurry ice skate doll	0		
4233	hacienda key	0		
4234	blue pat&eacute; knife of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15
4235	twirling salt-shaker	0		
4236	can of sterno	0		
4237	yellow healthy cheese-slicer	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20
4238	jumbo moldy beef jerky	5	crappy	
4239	medical-grade pipe wrench	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
4240	flattened magnetized tumbling upside-down gun cleaning kit	0		Effect: "Shot in the Arse", Effect Duration: 32
4241	narrow arcane researcher's sleep mask	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Blind, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 37"
4242	fuchsia Socratic sock garters	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Single Equip
4243	unsweetened mariachi toothpaste	0		Effect: "Patent Prevention", Effect Duration: 62
4244	crafty leather-bound tome	0		Maximum MP: +10
4245	bookmark	0		
4246	bouncing Oprah's ivory cue ball	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50
4247	weak artisanal blurry shaking decanter of fine Scotch	2	super ultra mega EPIC	
4248	vaporized expensive cigar	1		
4249	tophat	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4250	fisherman's sack	0		
4251	maroon fish-oil smoke bomb	0		
4252	enhanced super-magnetized vial of squid ink	0		Effect: "Flaming Weapon", Effect Duration: 12
4253	vacuum-sealed alkaline potion of speed	0		Effect: "Adrenaline Rush", Effect Duration: 23
4254	bark	0		Last Available: "2009-10"
4255	Wolfman Nardz	0		Last Available: "2009-10"
4256	denatured sap	0		Effect: "Deep-Seated Rage", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2009-10"
4257	blinking petrified wood	0		Last Available: "2009-10"
4258	stale tiny chocolate-covered scarab beetle	1	decent	Last Available: "2009-10"
4259	acceptable mulled cider	3	good	Last Available: "2009-10"
4260	huge wolfman mask	0		Familiar Effect: "8xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2009-10"
4261	pumpkinhead mask	0		Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2009-10"
4262	mummy costume	0		Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2009-10"
4263	Ax of L'rose	0		Last Available: "2009-10"
4264	bouncing smelly bark boxers	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xVolley, cap 10", Last Available: "2009-10"
4265	twirling up-at-dawn bark beret	0		Adventures: +5, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, 2.5xLep, cap 10", Last Available: "2009-10"
4266	bark bracelet of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Single Equip
4267	weightlifter's Krakrox's Loincloth of mayonnaise	0		Muscle: +15, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Class: "Seal Clubber", Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 2xPotato, cap 31"
4268	Usain Bolt's Galapagosian Cuisses of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Initiative: +80, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, MP regen, cap 31"
4269	gray wool Angelhair Culottes of the businessman	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Meat Drop: +50, Class: "Pastamancer", Familiar Effect: "1.5xPotato, 2xGhoul, cap 31"
4270	Usain Bolt's censurious Newman's Own Trousers	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Initiative: +80, Class: "Sauceror", Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xPotato, cap 31"
4271	foul-smelling banded Volartta's bellbottoms	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Stench Damage: +10, Class: "Disco Bandit", Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1.5xFairy, cap 31"
4272	Temple Grandin's resourceful Lederhosen of the Night	0		Maximum MP: +50, Familiar Weight: +7, Class: "Accordion Thief", Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xGhuol, cap 31"
4273	anodized twirling ribbon candy	0		Effect: "Danish Cunning", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2020-09"
4274	Underworld acorn	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2009-10"
4275	spinning wobbly Underworld trunk	0		Last Available: "2009-10"
4276	spinning jittery Usain Bolt's sinister experienced Underworld truncheon	0		Experience: +2, Spell Damage: +10, Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2009-10"
4277	tumbling olive tumbling double-paned studded Staff of the Woodfire of terror	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2009-10"
4278	wobbly lard-coated curative Underworld flail of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2009-10"
4279	Mer-kin cancerstick	0		
4280	Mer-kin sawdust	0		
4281	Mer-kin bunwig of the ox of Calamity Jane	0		Muscle: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley"
4282	jittery Jack Frost's wholesome supercool crappy Mer-kin mask	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Adventure Underwater, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xBarrr"
4283	squat fireproof sizzling crappy Mer-kin tailpiece	0		Hot Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy"
4284	stanky Mer-kin gladiator mask of Gandalf of the detective	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: +20, Adventure Underwater, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr"
4285	lightning-fast grievous smooth Mer-kin scholar mask	0		Moxie: +15, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Initiative: +40, Adventure Underwater, Familiar Effect: "cold atk"
4286	teal Oprah's steel-toed studded Mer-kin gladiator tailpiece	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Damage Reduction: 9, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy"
4287	coward's Jim Carey's healthy Mer-kin scholar tailpiece	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Monster Level: 5, Familiar Effect: "1.5xBarrr, 1xFairy"
4288	careful Mer-kin headguard of the dark arts of the blizzard	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Monster Level: -10, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk"
4289	ribald Mer-kin waistrope	0		Sleaze Damage: +10
4290	red executive lard-coated crafty Mer-kin facecowl	0		Maximum MP: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +40
4291	lard-coated Mer-kin thighguard	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
4292	red Temple Grandin's chaotic experienced Mer-kin dodgeball	0		Experience: +2, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Familiar Weight: +7, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ball Bust", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ball Sweat", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ball Sack"
4293	nippy friendly slick Mer-kin dragnet	0		Moxie: +10, Familiar Weight: +3, Cold Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Net Gain", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Net Loss", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Net Neutrality"
4294	Jeselnik's sage Mer-kin switchblade of the boozehound	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Sleaze Damage: +25, Booze Drop: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blade Sling", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blade Roller", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blade Runner"
4295	crystal orb of spirit wrangling	0		
4296	depleted uranium seal figurine	0		
4297	dog trainer's rosy-cheeked Ass-Stompers of Violence of courage	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Experience (familiar): +1, Spooky Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Stomp Ass"
4298	extremely unsafe Brand of Violence of dire peril of vim and vigor	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Brand"
4299	huge rock-hard dance instructor's Novelty Belt Buckle of Violence of the businessman	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Damage Reduction: 5, Meat Drop: +50, Single Equip
4300	red knitted Da Vinci's smooth Lens of Violence	0		Moxie: +15, Experience (Mysticality): +5, Cold Resistance: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Violent Gaze", Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr"
4301	Temple Grandin's Newton's Pigsticker of Violence of the dark arts	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Familiar Weight: +7
4302	blinking therapeutic baleful Jodhpurs of Violence of the overflowing toilet	0		Spell Damage: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +50, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Mosh", Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato"
4303	chilly sinister Cold Stone of Hatred of Leguizamo	0		Spell Damage: +10, Monster Level: +20, Cold Damage: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Chilling Grip"
4304	narrow dangerous Girdle of Hatred of vim and vigor of the sewer	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Stench Damage: +25, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Tighten Girdle"
4305	careful quilted padded Staff of Simmering Hatred	0		Damage Absorption: 60, Monster Level: -10
4306	Pantaloons of Hatred of the storm of the blizzard of incineration	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "[7156]Static Shock", Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 2xVolley"
4307	skewed veiny thinker's Fuzzy Slippers of Hatred of the brazier	0		Mysticality: +10, Maximum HP: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
4308	Sherlock's nippy Lens of Hatred of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Cold Damage: +10, Item Drop: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Hateful Gaze", Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xBarrr"
4309	zippy Jim Carey's Treads of Loathing of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Monster Level: +25, Initiative: +20, Single Equip, Cloathing
4310	pulsating curative veiny rock-hard Scepter of Loathing	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Maximum HP: +10, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Cloathing
4311	lime green ghostly Newton's smartaleck's wizardly Belt of Loathing	0		Mysticality: +25, Moxie Percent: +30, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Single Equip, Cloathing
4312	nippy dog trainer's Goggles of Loathing of horror	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Cold Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Cloathing, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, 1.5xBarrr"
4313	shaking family-friendly fireproof Samson's Stick-Knife of Loathing	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Hot Resistance: +3, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Cloathing
4314	MacGyver's shellacked Jeans of Loathing of bravery	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Maximum MP: +100, Spooky Resistance: +5, Cloathing, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xPotato"
4315	sizzling Annual Ascot	0		Hot Damage: +10
4316	fuchsia greasy sinister strapping Sledgehammer of the V&aelig;lkyr	0		Muscle: +5, Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Class: "Seal Clubber", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Bashing Slam Smash"
4317	tumbling executive Jack Frost's Flail of the Seven Aspects of courage	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Resistance: +3, Meat Drop: +40, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Turtle of Seven Tails"
4318	occult Wrath of the Capsaician Pastalords of terror of the cheetah	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Initiative: +60, Class: "Pastamancer", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Noodles of Fire"
4319	huge slick Windsor Pan of the Source of the blizzard of Flo-Jo	0		Moxie: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Initiative: +100, Class: "Sauceror", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Saucemageddon"
4320	avaricious resourceful supercool Seeger's Unstoppable Banjo	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Maximum MP: +50, Meat Drop: +30, Class: "Disco Bandit", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Funk Bluegrass Fusion"
4321	avaricious frightening Jim Carey's The Trickster's Trikitixa of terror	0		Monster Level: +25, Spooky Damage: +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +30, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Extreme High Note"
4322	mansplainer's rock-hard Rosewater's Claw of the Infernal Seal	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Damage Reduction: 5, Monster Level: +15, Class: "Seal Clubber", Single Equip
4323	squat scorching personal trainer's Herculean Garter of the Turtle Poacher	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Hot Damage: +25, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Single Equip
4324	blue friendly forbidden Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Familiar Weight: +3, Class: "Pastamancer", Single Equip
4325	greedy padded Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob of the empath	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Familiar Weight: +5, Meat Drop: +20, Class: "Sauceror", Single Equip
4326	ghostly knitted scandalous arcane researcher's Bling of the New Wave	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Sleaze Damage: +5, Cold Resistance: +3, Class: "Disco Bandit", Single Equip, Extra Pickpocket
4327	lime green coward's supercool brawny La Hebilla del Cintur&oacute;n de Lopez	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Moxie Percent: +20, Monster Level: -20, Class: "Accordion Thief", Single Equip
4328	narrow suspicious stocking	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2009-12"
4329	bag of many confections	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4330	low-calorie decent candy kneecapping stick	1	good	Last Available: "2009-12"
4331	miniature decent jittery licorice garrote	2	good	Last Available: "2009-12"
4332	lime green huge Newton's candy knuckles	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Last Available: "2009-12"
4333	bite-sized normal jawbruiser	1	good	Last Available: "2010-12"
4334	pickled chocolate car	0		Effect: "Trash-Wrapped", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2009-12"
4335	cyan plastic 11 Dealer of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Last Available: "2009-12"
4336	upside-down shellacked plastic Crimbo Casino	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Last Available: "2009-12"
4337	gravedigger's plastic stocking mimic	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Last Available: "2009-12"
4338	green padded plastic Don Crimbo	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Last Available: "2009-12"
4339	mirror Da Vinci's plastic Crimbomination	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Last Available: "2009-12"
4340	magnetized ghostly Piddles	0		Effect: "Mana Tea", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2009-12"
4341	double-boiled deionized pulsating BitterSweetTarts	0		Effect: "Berry Critical", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2009-12"
4342	polarized maroon Polka Pop	0		Effect: "Lobos Fresh", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2009-12"
4343	Crimbuck	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4344	green tumbling squat Crimbo wreath	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4345	mirror string of Crimbo lights	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4346	spinning plastic Crimbo reindeer	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4347	gingerbread house	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4348	leftover Crimbo rations	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4349	snow hat of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, cap 12", Last Available: "2009-12"
4350	red snow pants of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xPotato, cap 12", Last Available: "2009-12"
4351	mansplainer's snow belly	0		Monster Level: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-12"
4352	pile of loose snow	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4353	Crimbough	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4354	bouncing shaking A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1	0		Skill: "Holiday Weight Gain", Last Available: "2009-12"
4355	tumbling A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2	0		Skill: "Jingle Bells", Last Available: "2009-12"
4356	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3	0		Skill: "Candyblast", Last Available: "2009-12"
4357	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4	0		Skill: "Surge of Icing", Last Available: "2009-12"
4358	wobbly A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5	0		Skill: "Stealth Mistletoe", Last Available: "2009-12"
4359	ghostly squat A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6	0		Skill: "Cringle's Curative Carol", Last Available: "2009-12"
4360	stale huge expired can of franks 'n' beans	4	decent	Last Available: "2009-12"
4361	mediocre blinking expired bottle of peppermint schnapps	3	decent	Last Available: "2009-12"
4362	tumbling snow halo	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2009-12"
4363	elf resistance button	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4364	extra-moist bouncing blinking elven suicide capsule	0		Effect: "Tenacity of the Snapper", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2009-12"
4365	stale mirror penguin focaccia bread	4	decent	Last Available: "2009-12"
4366	perfectly mixed herringcello	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2009-12"
4367	aged bouncing elven cellocello	3	awesome	Last Available: "2009-12"
4368	wrench handle	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4369	skewed handful of headless bolts	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4370	bottle of agitprop ink	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4371	handful of wires	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4372	huge chunk of cement	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4373	grappling hook	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4374	elf ear	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4375	spiraling shape	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4376	Crimbomination Contraption	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4377	supercharged throwing wrench	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2009-12"
4378	blurry smelly pair of bolt cutters	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2009-12"
4379	squat poison pen of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2009-12"
4380	sharpshooter's speed limit shield	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Last Available: "2009-12"
4381	Herculean live wire of Calamity Jane	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Last Available: "2009-12"
4382	energetic misfit dolly of the blizzard	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2009-12"
4383	huge baleful misfit hobby horse of the businessman	0		Spell Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2009-12"
4384	narrow occult sinister misfit teddy bear	0		Spell Damage: +10, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Last Available: "2009-12"
4385	huge knitted Samson's pocketwatch on a chain	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Cold Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2009-12"
4386	supercool brainy cement sandals	0		Mysticality: +5, Moxie Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-12"
4387	Oprah's fortified night-vision goggles	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-12"
4388	passable elf mask	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2", Last Available: "2009-12"
4389	peanut brittle shield of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2009-12"
4390	coward's Red Rover BB gun of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Monster Level: -20, Last Available: "2009-12"
4391	blinking frightening red-and-green sweater	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "[7094]Static Shock", Last Available: "2009-12"
4392	cyan pulsating Crimbo Candy Cookbook	0		Skill: "Summon Crimbo Candy", Last Available: "2009-12"
4393	denatured ionized maroon Crimbo peppermint bark	0		Effect: "Hoity Toity", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2009-12"
4394	energized Crimbo fudge	0		Effect: "Innately Truthy", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2009-12"
4395	polymerized deionized liquefied blurry Crimbo pecan	0		Effect: "Irresistible Resolve", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2009-12"
4396	cyan Jack-in-the-box	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4397	crank handle	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2009-12"
4398	teal cheese ball	0		Last Available: "2010-01"
4399	shaking inspector's cheese sword	0		Item Drop: +15, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2010-01", Stinky Cheese
4400	brawny cheese diaper	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1.5xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2010-01", Stinky Cheese
4401	shaking upside-down boxer's cheese wheel	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2010-01", Stinky Cheese
4402	prompt cheese eye	0		Adventures: +3, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Give Your Opponent the Stinkeye", Last Available: "2010-01", Stinky Cheese
4403	skewed medical-grade slick weightlifter's Staff of Queso Escusado	0		Muscle: +15, Moxie: +10, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2010-01", Stinky Cheese
4405	huge foreign box	0		
4406	cyan narrow The Art of Slapfighting	0		Class: "Seal Clubber", Skill: "Iron Palm Technique", Last Available: "2010-06"
4407	Uncle Romulus	0		Class: "Turtle Tamer", Skill: "Curiosity of Br'er Tarrypin", Last Available: "2010-03"
4408	bouncing A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	0		Class: "Pastamancer", Skill: "Stringozzi Serpent", Last Available: "2010-04"
4409	mirror Zu Mannk&auml;se Dienen	0		Class: "Sauceror", Skill: "K&auml;seso&szlig;esturm", Last Available: "2010-01"
4410	green The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones	0		Class: "Disco Bandit", Skill: "Kung Fu Hustler", Last Available: "2011-01"
4411	lime green Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	0		Class: "Accordion Thief", Skill: "Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration", Last Available: "2010-02"
4412	bland pulsating quantum taco	0	???	Last Available: "2010-10"
4413	lousy weak Schr&ouml;dinger's thermos	0	???	Last Available: "2010-04"
4414	colorful plastic ball	0		Last Available: "2010-01"
4415	occult sealhide hood	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 40"
4416	therapeutic sealhide leggings	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, cap 40"
4417	mirror sealhide cloak of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50
4418	sealhide buckler of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25
4419	maroon Da Vinci's sealhide whip	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5
4420	censurious sealhide moccasins	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Single Equip
4421	scandalous sealhide gloves	0		Sleaze Damage: +5
4422	twirling razor-sharp sealhide belt	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25
4423	sealhide snare	0		
4424	puzzling trophy	0		
4425	magnetized diffused upside-down red sealhide seal doll	0		Effect: "It's Soporiffic!", Effect Duration: 20
4426	hymnal	0		Skill: "Canticle of Carboloading"
4428	blinking zippy glowstick on a string	0		Initiative: +20, Raveosity: +1
4429	spinning censurious candy necklace	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Raveosity: +1
4430	double-paned teddybear backpack	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Raveosity: +1
4431	NPZR chemistry set	0		Last Available: "2011-08"
4432	denatured tarnished invisibility potion	0		Effect: "Boon of the Storm Tortoise", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2011-08"
4433	double-altered pickled irresistibility potion	0		Effect: "Speed of the Internet", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2011-08"
4434	super-adjusted irritability potion	0		Effect: "Souper Vengeful", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2011-08"
4436	cube	0		Last Available: "2011-02"
4438	hellseal whisker	0		
4439	blinking hellseal claw	0		
4440	groovy guard turtle shell	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 40"
4441	frightening crowbar	0		Spooky Damage: +5
4442	red auspicious spaghetti cult rosary	0		Item Drop: +10
4443	lime green deadly spaghetti cult mask	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xGhuol, cap 38"
4444	blue upside-down guard turtle collar	0		Familiar Damage: +10
4445	Socratic spangly mariachi pants	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Familiar Effect: "2xFairy, 2xPotato, cap 37"
4446	chilly wholesome spangly mariachi vest	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Cold Damage: +5
4447	flame-wreathed spangly sombrero	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "2xFairy, 2xPotato, cap 37"
4448	diluted shaking gray bouncing Instant Karma	1	decent	Effect: "Oily Flavor", Effect Duration: 40
4449	painting of a landscape	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4450	wobbly map to The Landscaper's Lair	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4451	Rosewater's pointy hat	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 27", Last Available: "2010-04"
4452	huge dance instructor's machetito	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Last Available: "2010-04"
4453	rosy-cheeked lawnmower blade	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2010-04"
4454	skewed grass clippings	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
4455	pulsating The Landscaper's leafblower of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2010-04"
4456	ghostly snowball	0		
4457	huge snailmail bits	0		
4458	blinking gravedigger's snailmail coif of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Spooky Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 41"
4459	wobbly crafty snailmail breeches of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Maximum MP: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 0.5xFairy, cap 41"
4460	twirling family-friendly snailmail hauberk of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +1
4461	alkaline super-flattened lime green seal-brain elixir	0		Effect: "Sugar, Hello", Effect Duration: 35
4462	liquefied upside-down chocolate seal-clubbing club	0		Effect: "Chunky", Effect Duration: 20
4463	wet deionized squat chocolate turtle totem	0		Effect: "Fitter, Happier", Effect Duration: 66
4464	chilled chocolate pasta spoon	0		Effect: "Nightlit", Effect Duration: 32
4465	concentrated chocolate saucepan	0		Effect: "Rave Nirvana", Effect Duration: 52
4466	ionized quantum chocolate disco ball	0		Effect: "Fishy Fortification", Effect Duration: 24
4467	oxidized blinking chocolate stolen accordion	0		Effect: "Radium Radicality", Effect Duration: 23
4468	Libram of BRICKOs	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2010-02", Skill: "Summon BRICKOs"
4469	wobbly BRICKO brick	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4470	BRICKO eye brick	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4471	huge lion tamer's BRICKO hat	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 7", Last Available: "2010-02"
4472	occult BRICKO pants	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, 2xLep, 1xPotato, cap 22", Last Available: "2010-02"
4473	quilted BRICKO sword	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Last Available: "2010-02"
4474	BRICKO ooze	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4475	spinning BRICKO bat	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4476	narrow BRICKO oyster	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4477	red BRICKO turtle	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4478	BRICKO elephant	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4479	cyan BRICKO octopus	0		Last Available: "2010-02", Wiki Name: "BRICKO octopus (item)"
4480	BRICKO python	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4481	ghostly BRICKO vacuum cleaner	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4482	BRICKO airship	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4483	BRICKO cathedral	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4484	BRICKO gargantuchicken	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4485	BRICKO pyramid	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4486	skewed BRICKO pearl	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4487	frosty BRICKO bulwark	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2010-02"
4488	BRICKO trunk	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4489	gilded BRICKO brick	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4490	gilded BRICKO chalice	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4491	BRICKO brick	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4492	BRICKO brick	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4493	jittery broken BRICKO brick	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4494	tumbling ghostly BRICKO reactor	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4495	twirling BRICKO egg	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4496	extra-heavy BRICKO brick	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2010-02"
4497	dry lime green recording of The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder	0		Effect: "Fishy Fortification", Effect Duration: 35
4498	polarized magnetized activated skewed recording of Benetton's Medley of Diversity	0		Effect: "Techno Bliss", Effect Duration: 67
4499	flattened pickled olive recording of Elron's Explosive Etude	0		Effect: "Standard Cheer", Effect Duration: 34
4500	improved moist skewed recording of Chorale of Companionship	0		Effect: "Aided and Abetted", Effect Duration: 37
4501	enhanced polymerized recording of Prelude of Precision	0		Effect: "Rampage!", Effect Duration: 68
4502	vacuum-sealed modified recording of Donho's Bubbly Ballad	0		Effect: "One Very Clear Eye", Effect Duration: 16
4503	extra-warmed energized vacuum-sealed blue recording of Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	0		Effect: "Action", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2010-02"
4504	twirling supercool heart of the volcano of the cheetah	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Initiative: +60
4505	altered spinning Northern pemmican	0		Effect: "Hot Blooded", Effect Duration: 41
4506	bouncing puzzling ribbon	0		
4507	blurry Clan looking glass	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2010-03"
4508	galvanized altered tumbling &quot;DRINK ME&quot; potion	0		Effect: "Winklered", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2010-03"
4509	pulsating reflection of a map	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4510	normal walrus ice cream	3	good	Last Available: "2010-03"
4511	rotten massive beautiful soup	6	crappy	Last Available: "2010-03"
4512	eggman noodles	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4513	blue upside-down Vial of <i>jus de larmes</i>	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4514	bland snack-sized jittery bouncing Humpty Dumplings	2	decent	Last Available: "2010-03"
4515	yummy Lobster <i>qua</i> Grill	3	awesome	Last Available: "2010-03"
4516	aged missing wine	3	awesome	Last Available: "2010-03"
4517	decent half-sized matter custard	2	good	Last Available: "2010-03"
4518	magnetized spinning comfit?	0		Effect: "Sleazy Hands", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2010-03"
4519	ittah bittah hookah	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2010-03"
4520	foul-smelling flamingo mallet of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Stench Damage: +10, Last Available: "2010-03"
4521	croquet hedgehog	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4522	twirling Tiger-lily's milk	1	crappy	Last Available: "2010-03"
4523	eye of the Tiger-lily of the blizzard of the cheetah	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2010-03"
4524	squat MacGyver's supercharged wig	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Maximum MP: +100, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, 1xGhuol, cap 17", Last Available: "2010-03"
4525	adequate red donut	3	good	Last Available: "2010-03"
4526	snack-sized decent bucket of honey	2	good	Last Available: "2010-03"
4527	lime green perfumed Jim Carey's elephant stinger	0		Monster Level: +25, Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2010-03"
4528	diet decent enchanted narrow dragon snaps	1	good	Effect: "No Worries", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2010-03"
4529	clever Samson's snapdragon pistil	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Maximum MP: +20, Last Available: "2010-03"
4530	puff of smoke	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4531	moldy diet rook cookie	1	crappy	Last Available: "2010-03"
4532	small decent bishop cookie	2	good	Last Available: "2010-03"
4533	bland knight cookie	4	decent	Last Available: "2010-03"
4534	moldy king cookie	3	crappy	Last Available: "2010-03"
4535	yummy jumbo tumbling queen cookie	5	awesome	Effect: "Towering Strength", Last Available: "2010-03"
4536	fairy-worn boots	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-08"
4537	upside-down personal trainer's insane tophat	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 7", Last Available: "2010-03"
4538	lightning-fast asbestos-lined helm of the knight	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Initiative: +40, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 15", Last Available: "2010-03"
4539	olive lightning-fast wristwatch of the knight of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Initiative: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-03", Nonstackable Watch
4540	vibrating fortified trousers of the knight	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2.5xPotato, 2xLep, cap 15", Last Available: "2010-03"
4541	tophat of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, cap 25"
4542	squat electrified tie	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip
4543	clever tuxedo pants	0		Maximum MP: +20, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 25"
4544	porpoise	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4545	tumbling pocketwatch	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4546	bandersnatch	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4547	shaking purple caterpillar	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4548	yellow walrus	0		Last Available: "2010-03", Synergetic
4549	upside-down carpenter	0		Last Available: "2010-03", Synergetic
4550	twirling pulsating dodo	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4551	blurry studded detour shield	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Last Available: "2010-03"
4552	left parenthesis	0		
4553	skewed blurry lowercase a	0		
4554	percent sign	0		
4555	huge left bracket	0		
4556	squat right parenthesis	0		
4557	dollar sign	0		
4558	equal sign	0		
4559	record album	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4560	map to Professor Jacking's laboratory	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4561	olive can of depilatory cream	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4562	jittery hair of the calf	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4563	enchanted hand-crafted world's most unappetizing beverage	4	EPIC	Effect: "Prelude of Precision", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2010-04"
4564	quilted slippery when wet shield	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Last Available: "2010-04"
4565	half-sized spoiled raisin	2	crappy	Last Available: "2010-04"
4566	fly glasses	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Last Available: "2010-04"
4567	hale flyest of shirts of terror	0		Maximum HP: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2010-04"
4568	toothsome miniature cyan a dance upon the palate	2	awesome	Last Available: "2010-04"
4569	jumbo flavorless prehistoric meteorite jawbreaker	5	decent	Last Available: "2010-04"
4570	blurry yellow Crazyleg's razor	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4571	bland squirmy violent party snack	3	decent	Last Available: "2010-04"
4572	Socratic can-you-dig-it?	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Last Available: "2010-04"
4573	green The Legendary Beat	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4574	panicked kernel	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2010-04"
4575	tumbling bugged beanie	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Last Available: "2010-04"
4576	tumbling bugged balaclava	0		Monster Level: +20, Equips On: "Baby Bugged Bugbear", Last Available: "2010-04"
4577	bouncing bugged b&Atilde;&para;n&plusmn;&Atilde;&copy;t	0		Food Drop: +5, Pants Drop: +5, Candy Drop: +5, Equips On: "Baby Bugged Bugbear", Last Available: "2010-04"
4578	meat st&permil;&iquest;bing club	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4579	magnetized twirling olive Knob G&Atilde;&para;blin l&Atilde;&sup2;ve potion	0		Effect: "Spore-Wreathed", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2010-04"
4580	coward's school Mafi<i>a kni</i>cke&frac12;&aelig;	0		Monster Level: -20, Last Available: "2010-04"
4581	upside-down miser's deadly T&Icirc;&curren;&loz;lisman of Bai&oslash;&Dagger;	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2010-04", Wiki Name: "Bugged baio"
4582	fat bottom quark	0		Last Available: "2010-05"
4583	glob of skin	0		
4584	normal gray six wedges of goat cheese	4	good	
4585	lime green collection of objects	0		
4586	boulder	0		
4587	shaking maroon squat goth	0		
4588	brown pixel	0		
4589	strapping pixel whip	0		Muscle: +5
4590	upside-down pixel chain whip of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2010-07"
4591	Herculean pixel morning star	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Last Available: "2010-07"
4592	pixel orb	0		Last Available: "2010-07"
4593	bouncing pixellated moneybag	0		Last Available: "2010-07"
4594	pixel cross	0		
4595	olive ghostly pixel holy water	0		Last Available: "2010-07"
4596	narrow map to Vanya's Castle	0		Last Available: "2010-07"
4597	8-Bit Power magazine	0		Last Available: "2010-07"
4598	pixel stopwatch	0		Last Available: "2010-07"
4599	bottle opener	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4600	upside-down map to the Kegger in the Woods	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4601	hand-crafted bouncing plastic cup of beer	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2010-06"
4602	bouncing orquette's phone number	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4603	bronze handcuffs	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4604	keg	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4605	veiny ruddy bottle of Goldschn&ouml;ckered	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Maximum HP: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Goldensh&ouml;wer", Last Available: "2010-06"
4606	moldy shaking sun-dried tofu	3	crappy	Effect: "Deadened palate", Effect Duration: 1, Last Available: "2010-08"
4607	weak tolerable green spinning soyburger juice	2	good	Effect: "Oversaturated Palate", Effect Duration: 1, Last Available: "2010-08"
4608	respected companion biscuit	0		Last Available: "2010-08"
4609	essential tofu	0		Last Available: "2010-08"
4610	moist essential soy	0		Effect: "Eggs-tra Sensory Perception", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2010-08"
4611	triple-activated corrupted essential cameraderie	0		Effect: "Fury of the Bells", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2010-08"
4612	gray souvenir drawing	0		Last Available: "2010-08"
4613	map to the Magic Commune	0		Last Available: "2010-08"
4614	maroon upside-down savvy Crown of Thrones	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2010-05"
4615	perfectly mixed pulsating Cinco Mayo Lager	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2010-05"
4616	Underworld sapling	0		Last Available: "2009-10"
4617	pruning shears	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4618	plastic cup of flat beer	0		
4619	skewed olive frisbee	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4620	motorcycle	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2010-06"
4621	upside-down Game Grid token	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4622	Game Grid ticket	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4623	electrified olive chocolate-covered caviar	0		Effect: "The Sweats", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2020-09"
4624	fancy delicious thick pawn cookie	5	awesome	Effect: "In the Slimelight", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2010-06"
4625	twisted maroon coffee pixie stick	1	decent	Last Available: "2010-06"
4626	narrow superduperball	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4627	shaking finger cuffs	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4628	maroon squat spinning wobbly parachute guy	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4629	blurry plastic spider ring of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Shoot Web", Last Available: "2010-06"
4630	lime green plastic kazoo of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2010-06"
4631	vibrating inflatable baseball bat	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2010-06"
4632	nasty sage googly-star hat	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Stench Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk", Last Available: "2010-06"
4633	twirling googly-ball hat of the wise owl of Leguizamo	0		Mysticality: +20, Monster Level: +20, Last Available: "2010-06"
4634	nasty sinister googly-heart hat	0		Spell Damage: +10, Stench Damage: +5, Last Available: "2010-06"
4635	medical-grade Rosewater's super-sweet boom box	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Four Songs, Last Available: "2010-06"
4636	blurry Game Grid valued membership card	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4637	miser's asbestos-lined sinister demon mask of the detective	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Item Drop: +20, Meat Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2010-06"
4638	shaking Oprah's streetfighting champion's belt of the bloodbag of Gandalf	0		Maximum HP: +100, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-06"
4639	frosty Temple Grandin's clever Space Trip safety headphones	0		Maximum MP: +20, Familiar Weight: +7, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-06"
4640	LARP carp of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50
4641	wicked Herculean KoL Con Six Pack	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Spell Damage: +5
4642	spinning hardy Gregarious Gregorian Smock	0		Maximum HP: +50
4643	stylish rxr shield	0		Moxie: +25, Last Available: "2010-06"
4644	pulsating flame-wreathed curative slick Juju Mojo Mask	0		Moxie: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +10, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2010-07"
4645	bouncing vibrating space trooper helmet	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 2"
4646	pulsating frightening Sinatra's groovy Meteoid ice beam	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Experience (Moxie): +5, Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
4647	ghostly knitted savvy Dungeon Fist gauntlet of bravery	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Cold Resistance: +3, Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2011-06"
4648	mirror Schmalz's First Prize Beer	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4649	chiptune guitar	0		Item Drop: +25, Equips On: "Mini-Hipster", Familiar Effect: "item drop"
4650	huge fixed-gear bicycle	0		Experience: +3, Equips On: "Mini-Hipster", Familiar Effect: "stats"
4651	ironic moustache	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Familiar Effect: "+10 lbs"
4652	therapeutic ironic knit cap of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 2xPotato, cap 10"
4653	ironic sunglasses	0		Single Equip, Thorns: 1
4654	ironic battle spoon of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50
4655	frightening Van der Graaf forbidden ironic jogging shorts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Spooky Damage: +5, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 6xGhuol, cap 10"
4656	mole skin notebook of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50
4657	pair of jeans	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4658	map to Ellsbury's Claim	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4659	blackberry galoshes of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Single Equip
4660	manspreader's trout fang of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Monster Level: +10, Last Available: "2010-09"
4661	flavorless thick poisonous caviar	5	decent	Last Available: "2010-09"
4662	modified tumbling lime green wet venom duct	0		Effect: "Sludgesick", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2010-09"
4663	pulsating Ellsbury's journal	0		Skill: "Unaccompanied Miner", Last Available: "2010-09"
4664	yellow manspreader's beefy Ellsbury's skull	0		Muscle: +10, Monster Level: +10, Last Available: "2010-09"
4665	huge red hot plate of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Thorns: 1
4666	mirror shellacked imp unity ring of extreme caution	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Monster Level: -25
4667	pulsating Victor, the Insult Comic Hellhound Puppet of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50
4668	sinister observational glasses	0		Spell Damage: +10
4669	dangerous hilarious comedy prop	0		Weapon Damage: +10
4670	olive beer-scented teddy bear	0		
4671	lousy booze-soaked cherry	4	decent	
4672	fuchsia comfy pillow	0		
4673	decent marshmallow	3	good	
4674	snack-sized spoiled mirror sponge cake	2	crappy	
4675	lousy distilled blurry gin-soaked blotter paper	5	decent	
4676	maroon tree-holed coin	0		
4677	jittery unearthed volcanic meteoroid	0		Skill: "Volcanometeor Showeruption", Last Available: "2011-12"
4678	twirling unearthed potsherd	0		
4679	volcanic ash	0		
4680	shaking smoked potsherd	0		
4681	blinking flame-retardant pottery shield	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2010-09"
4682	greasy boxer's pottery hat	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cap 11", Last Available: "2010-09"
4683	baleful extremely unsafe pottery training pants	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 2xGhuol, cap 12", Last Available: "2010-09"
4684	clever pottery club	0		Maximum MP: +20, Last Available: "2010-09"
4685	pottery yo-yo of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2010-09"
4686	cyan pottery barn owl figurine	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4687	fossilized bat skull	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4688	fossilized serpent skull	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4689	fossilized baboon skull	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4690	fossilized wyrm skull	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4691	fossilized wing	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4692	fossilized limb	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4693	fossilized torso	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4694	fossilized spine	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4695	affordable teak perch	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2010-09"
4696	purple vibrating stiffened sage Greatest American Pants	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Damage Reduction: 1, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, 2.5xBarrr, 2xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2010-09"
4697	fossilized necklace of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2010-09"
4698	twirling imp air	0		
4699	shaking bus pass	0		
4700	fossilized spike	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4701	twirling waterlogged crate	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4702	wobbly archaeologing shovel	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4703	steel-toed red-hot medallion	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-09"
4704	fuchsia fossilized demon skull	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4705	fossilized spider skull	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4706	sinister tablet	0		
4707	E-Z Cook&trade; oven	0		
4708	My First Shaker&trade;	0		
4709	wobbly hippo tutu	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
4710	immense ballet shoes	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4711	shaking gray sweatpants	0		Familiar Effect: "8xPotato, cap 2"
4712	jittery GameInformPowerDailyPro subscription card	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-02"
4713	popsicle stick	0		
4714	flavorless small teal lemon popsicle	2	decent	
4715	thick normal popsicle	5	good	
4716	miniature fancy adequate strawberry popsicle	2	good	Effect: "One Very Clear Eye", Effect Duration: 35
4717	fancy normal liver popsicle	3	good	Effect: "Polar Express", Effect Duration: 15
4718	Herculean mariachi hat	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
4719	Usain Bolt's Hollandaise helmet	0		Initiative: +80, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
4720	organ grinder	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4721	microwave stogie	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4722	moldy thick liver and let pie	5	crappy	Last Available: "2010-10"
4723	rotten thick narrow badass pie	5	crappy	Last Available: "2010-10"
4724	stale olive upside-down shoo-fish pie	3	decent	Last Available: "2010-10"
4725	flavorless snack-sized huge piping organ pie	2	decent	Last Available: "2010-10"
4726	snack-sized moldy mirror jittery igloo pie	2	crappy	Last Available: "2010-10"
4727	moldy stomach turnover	3	crappy	Last Available: "2010-10"
4728	miniature toothsome dead lights pie	2	awesome	Last Available: "2010-10"
4729	adequate throbbing organ pie	3	good	Last Available: "2010-10"
4730	shaking inspector's stop shield	0		Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2009-12"
4731	nest egg	0		
4732	upside-down sleeping piano cat	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4733	kitty sheet music	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4734	rehearsing dramatic hedgehog	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4735	prop sword	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4736	tangle of rat tails	0		
4737	wobbly slick beer-soaked mop	0		Moxie: +10
4738	perfectly mixed watered-down blue day-old beer	2	EPIC	
4739	artisanal pulsating plain beer	4	EPIC	
4740	irresponsibly strong bad overpriced &quot;imported&quot; beer	8	decent	
4741	blinking smiling rat	0		
4742	rat tooth polish	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4743	bone chips	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4744	energized unsweetened ionized PlexiPips	0		Effect: "Object Detection", Effect Duration: 47
4745	galvanized blinking spinning fuchsia Wax Flask	0		Effect: "On a Roll", Effect Duration: 30
4746	triple-adjusted Pain Dip	0		Effect: "Floundering", Effect Duration: 47
4747	normal half-sized tumbling olive bone meal	2	good	Last Available: "2010-10"
4748	bad skewed bone aperitif	3	decent	Last Available: "2010-10"
4749	energetic bonerang	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2010-10"
4750	upside-down tumbling bone and arrows of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Last Available: "2010-10"
4751	mirror rock-hard boning knife	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Last Available: "2010-10"
4752	bone crusher of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2010-10"
4753	skewed Jeselnik's bone spurs	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-10"
4754	skewed greedy slick bonedanna	0		Moxie: +10, Meat Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 30", Last Available: "2010-10"
4755	mirror Sherlock's Socratic boneana hammock	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Item Drop: +25, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xVolley, cap 30", Last Available: "2010-10"
4756	bag of bones	0		Last Available: "2010-10"
4757	Stabonic scroll	0		Last Available: "2010-10"
4758	energized bouncing candy skeleton	0		Effect: "Tiki Thoughtfulness", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2020-09"
4759	Grumpy Bumpkin's Pumpkin Seed Catalog	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4760	packet of pumpkin seeds	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4761	pumpkin	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4762	blue narrow squat huge pumpkin	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4763	stale lime green pumpkin pie	4	decent	Last Available: "2010-11"
4764	bad pumpkin beer	3	decent	Last Available: "2010-11"
4765	quantum corrupted ionized teal pumpkin juice	0		Effect: "Extra-Thick Blood", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2010-11"
4766	pumpkin bomb	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4767	prompt deadly shin gourds	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Adventures: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-11"
4768	MacGyver's boxer's Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern of the boozehound	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Maximum MP: +100, Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2010-11"
4769	purple pumpkin carriage	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4770	Desert Bus pass	0		
4771	skewed ginormous pumpkin	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4804	spinning Essence of Annoyance	0		Skill: "Summon Annoyance"
4805	Unmotivator: Crashed Orca	0		Free Pull
4806	Unmotivator: Success Warrior	0		Free Pull
4807	Unmotivator: Crashed Meat Car	0		Free Pull
4810	Holiday Hal's Happy-Time Fun Book!	0		Skill: "Summon Holiday Fun!"
4811	squat Holiday Fun!	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-12"
4812	Antagonistic Snowman Kit	0		Skill: "Summon Carrot"
4818	moldy immense CRIMBCOIDS mints	10	crappy	Last Available: "2011-01"
4819	can of CRIMBCOLA	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4820	decent CRIMBCOLOAF	4	good	Last Available: "2011-01"
4821	delicious miniature circular CRIMBCOOKIE	2	awesome	Effect: "Mystic Circle", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2010-12"
4822	educational plastic CRIMBCO HQ	0		Experience: +1, Last Available: "2010-12"
4823	electrified plastic fax machine	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2010-12"
4824	huge plastic hobo elf	0		Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2010-12"
4825	lard-coated plastic Mr. Mination	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2010-12"
4826	pulsating plastic Best Game Ever of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2010-12"
4827	shaking blue hibernating robot reindeer	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2010-12"
4828	tumbling S.L.E.I.G.H.B.E.L.L.S.	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2010-12"
4829	robot reindeer protocol P.R.A.N.C.E.R.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4830	robot reindeer protocol D.A.S.H.E.R.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4831	huge green robot reindeer protocol D.O.N.N.E.R.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4832	robot reindeer protocol V.I.X.E.N.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4833	robot reindeer protocol C.U.P.I.D.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4834	narrow robot reindeer protocol D.A.N.C.E.R.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4835	robot reindeer protocol C.O.M.E.T.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4836	robot reindeer protocol B.L.I.T.Z.E.N.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4837	purple narrow robot reindeer protocol R.U.D.O.L.P.H.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4838	robot reindeer protocol O.L.I.V.E.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4839	spoiled cyan triangular CRIMBCOOKIE	3	crappy	Effect: "Triangle, Man", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2010-12"
4840	rotten enchanted immense wobbly square CRIMBCOOKIE	9	crappy	Effect: "Square to be Hip", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2010-12"
4841	reassuring Jeselnik's weightlifter's bindlestocking	0		Muscle: +15, Sleaze Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +1, Drops Items, Last Available: "2010-12"
4842	green sleeping stocking	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4843	blinking Tales of a Kansas Toymaker	0		Skill: "Toynado", Last Available: "2010-12"
4844	The Joy of Wassailing	0		Skill: "Wassail", Last Available: "2010-12"
4845	purple gravedigger's Samson's Uncle Hobo's stocking cap	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Spooky Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk", Last Available: "2010-12"
4846	cyan bouncing zippy hardy Uncle Hobo's epic beard	0		Maximum HP: +50, Initiative: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-12"
4847	mirror cyan perfumed careful Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants	0		Monster Level: -10, Stench Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol", Last Available: "2010-12"
4848	greedy Uncle Hobo's fingerless tinsel gloves of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Meat Drop: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-12"
4849	frightening savvy Uncle Hobo's highest bough	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2010-12"
4850	olive dangerous Uncle Hobo's belt of the storm	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-12"
4851	polymerized ghostly chocolate cigar	0		Effect: "Powdered", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2010-12"
4852	quilted gift-a-pult	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Last Available: "2010-12"
4853	non-ionized concentrated holly-flavored Hob-O	0		Effect: "Whitened Teeth", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2020-09"
4854	CRIMBCO scrip	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4855	Toot Oriole care package	0		
4856	paperclip	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4857	ghostly bottle of Blank-Out	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4858	skewed wool CRIMBCO lanyard	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-01"
4859	jittery CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	0		Skill: "Fashionably Late", Last Available: "2011-01"
4860	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	0		Skill: "Executive Narcolepsy", Last Available: "2011-01"
4861	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	0		Skill: "Lunch Break", Last Available: "2011-01"
4862	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	0		Skill: "Offensive Joke", Last Available: "2011-01"
4863	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	0		Skill: "Managerial Manipulation", Last Available: "2011-01"
4864	photocopier	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4865	deluxe fax machine	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4866	lime green Workytime Tea	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4867	paperclip sproinger	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4868	green curative stylish paperclip-on tie of the sewer	0		Moxie: +25, Stench Damage: +25, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-01"
4869	dog trainer's Annie Oakley's paperclip pants	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Experience (familiar): +1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xBarrr, cap 12", Last Available: "2011-01"
4870	shaking aromatic hale paperclip turban of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Maximum HP: +20, Stench Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 12", Last Available: "2011-01"
4871	Usain Bolt's paperclip cape	0		Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2011-01"
4872	purple glob of Blank-Out	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4873	teal photocopied monster	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4874	green gaudy key	0		
4875	BGE merchandise order form	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4876	cold-filtered quantum double-nitrogenated chocolate bath ball	0		Effect: "Irresistible Resolve", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2011-01"
4877	wet green bacon bath ball	0		Effect: "It's Electric!", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2011-01"
4878	boiled quadruple-dry squat incense bath ball	0		Effect: "Clyde's Blessing", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2011-01"
4879	improved improved myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball	0		Effect: "Retrograde Relaxation", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2011-01"
4880	CRIMBCO mug	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4881	artisanal watered-down cyan CRIMBCO wine	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-01"
4882	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4883	toe jam	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4884	bland toe jam toast	4	decent	Last Available: "2011-01"
4885	traffic jam	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4886	stale traffic jam toast	4	decent	Last Available: "2011-01"
4887	space jam	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4888	stale space jam toast	4	decent	Last Available: "2011-01"
4889	quadruple-diffused blinking motivational poster	0		Effect: "Bilious Brawn", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2011-01"
4890	sack lunch	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4891	ghostly bath ball gift set	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4892	slow jam collection	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4893	blue BGE shotglass	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4894	bland festive sausage	4	decent	Last Available: "2011-01"
4895	bland super-sized twirling holiday cheese log	5	decent	Last Available: "2011-01"
4896	holiday log	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4897	squat asbestos-lined shellacked BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2010-12"
4898	blurry foul-smelling Rosewater's BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Stench Damage: +10, Last Available: "2010-12"
4899	vibrating BGE pocket calendar	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-12"
4900	pulsating BGE temporary tattoo	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4901	BGE plastic toy of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-12"
4902	bouncing stapler bear of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2010-12"
4903	adhesive tape dolly of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2010-12"
4904	tumbling scissor duck of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Last Available: "2010-12"
4905	coal paperweight	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4906	skewed jingle bell	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4907	Jack Frost's mansplainer's Seven Loco	0		Monster Level: +15, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2010-09"
4908	pulsating Loathing Legion knife	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4909	maroon sizzling Loathing Legion many-purpose hook	0		Hot Damage: +10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4910	Loathing Legion moondial of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4911	red bouncing Samson's Loathing Legion necktie	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4912	supercharged Loathing Legion knife	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4913	Loathing Legion corkscrew of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4914	Loathing Legion can opener of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4915	jittery aromatic reassuring Loathing Legion chainsaw	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Stench Resistance: +1, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4916	tumbling brainy Loathing Legion rollerblades	0		Mysticality: +5, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4917	blinking medical-grade Loathing Legion flamethrower	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4918	maroon Loathing Legion tattoo needle	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4919	squat red rosewater-soaked Loathing Legion defibrillator	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4920	manspreader's Loathing Legion double prism	0		Monster Level: +10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4921	Loathing Legion tape measure of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4922	stanky Loathing Legion kitchen sink	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4923	spinning narrow teal miser's Loathing Legion abacus	0		Meat Drop: +10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4924	blurry Loathing Legion helicopter	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4925	zippy Loathing Legion pizza stone	0		Initiative: +20, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4926	purple Loathing Legion universal screwdriver	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4927	Loathing Legion jackhammer	0		Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4928	nippy Loathing Legion hammer	0		Cold Damage: +10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4929	red Uncle Crimbo's Sack	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4930	Folder Holder	0		Last Available: "2013-08"
4937	a angel	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4938	quake of arrows	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4939	time's arrow	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4940	arrowgram	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4941	small adequate Knob jelly donut	2	good	
4942	blinking Knob cake	0		
4943	Knob cake pan	0		
4944	Knob batter	0		
4945	squat Knob frosting	0		
4946	gray unfrosted Knob cake	0		
4947	Cobb's Knob Menagerie key	0		
4948	GOTO	0		
4949	Vulcanized weremoose spit	0		Effect: "Coming Up Roses", Effect Duration: 23
4950	quadruple-energized lime green wobbly spinning abominable blubber	0		Effect: "Little Mouse Skull Buddy", Effect Duration: 64
4951	flimsy clipboard of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4952	extra-warmed baggie of sugar	0		Effect: "Sleaze-Resistant Trousers", Effect Duration: 66
4953	bouncing ribald whalebone corset	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Item Drop: +5, Single Equip
4954	supercool oven mitts	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Single Equip
4955	rotten overcookie	4	crappy	
4956	bland bite-sized philosopher's scone	1	decent	
4957	nitrogenated jittery half-baked potion	0		Effect: "Patent Alacrity", Effect Duration: 16
4958	Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3
4959	rotten huge red Knob nuts	10	crappy	
4960	aged Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	3	awesome	
4961	Subject 37 file	0		
4962	twirling supercool mysterious lapel pin of the sewer	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Stench Damage: +25, Single Equip
4963	narrow state loom	0		Familiar Weight: +10
4964	squat Evilometer	0		
4965	squat Sorcerers of the Shore Grimoire	0		Free Pull, Skill: "Summon Alice's Army Cards"
4966	squat Pack of Alice's Army Cards	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4967	Alice's Army Swordsman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4968	pulsating Alice's Army Spearsman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4969	tumbling Alice's Army Halberder	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4970	Alice's Army Guard	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4971	Alice's Army Wallman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4972	squat huge Alice's Army Ninja	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4973	Alice's Army Alchemist	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4974	narrow Alice's Army Page	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4975	Alice's Army Shieldmaiden	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4976	shaking spinning tumbling Alice's Army Mad Bomber	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4977	Alice's Army Nurse	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4978	Alice's Army Hammerman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4979	olive shaking Alice's Army Bowman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4980	huge blinking Alice's Army Lanceman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4981	Alice's Army Horseman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4982	Alice's Army Coward	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4983	Alice's Army Cleric	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4984	Alice's Army Sniper	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4985	Alice's Army Dervish	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4986	upside-down Alice's Army Martyr	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4987	Pack of Alice's Army Foil Cards	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4988	jittery narrow Alice's Army Foil Swordsman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4989	ghostly blurry Alice's Army Foil Spearsman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4990	Alice's Army Foil Halberder	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4991	Alice's Army Foil Guard	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4992	Alice's Army Foil Wallman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4993	narrow Alice's Army Foil Ninja	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4994	skewed pulsating pulsating Alice's Army Foil Alchemist	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4995	Alice's Army Foil Page	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4996	Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4997	blinking Alice's Army Foil Mad Bomber	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4998	Alice's Army Foil Nurse	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4999	Alice's Army Foil Hammerman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5000	maroon Alice's Army Foil Bowman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5001	lime green Alice's Army Foil Lanceman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5002	narrow skewed Alice's Army Foil Horseman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5003	narrow Alice's Army Foil Coward	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5004	jittery Alice's Army Foil Cleric	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5005	cyan Alice's Army Foil Sniper	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5006	Alice's Army Foil Dervish	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5007	Alice's Army Foil Martyr	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5008	Single Alice's Army Foil	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5009	ribald card sleeve	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Last Available: "2011-03"
5010	evil eye	0		
5011	narrow Alice's Army Foil tattoo	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5012	red Ye Wizard's Shack snack voucher	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5013	flavorless diet green blurry wasabi pocky	1	decent	Last Available: "2011-03"
5014	rotten wobbly tobiko pocky	4	crappy	Last Available: "2011-03"
5015	tasty small natto pocky	2	awesome	Last Available: "2011-03"
5016	tolerable wasabi-infused sake	3	good	Last Available: "2011-03"
5017	acceptable boozy enchanted fuchsia tobiko-infused sake	5	good	Effect: "Cat Class, Cat Style", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2011-03"
5018	hand-crafted weak lime green natto-infused sake	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-03"
5019	electrified squat tumbling wasabi marble soda	0		Effect: "Heart of Pink", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2011-03"
5020	wet diffused liquefied wobbly tobiko marble soda	0		Effect: "There Wolf", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2011-03"
5021	extra-alkaline boiled altered natto marble soda	0		Effect: "Neuroplastici Tea", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2011-03"
5022	squat Alice's Army booster box	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5023	adjusted bouncing elderly jawbreaker	0		Effect: "In the Slimelight", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2020-09"
5024	enchanted tolerable marshmallow flamb&eacute;	4	good	Effect: "In the Slimelight", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2011-03"
5025	perfectly mixed weak cranberry schnapps	2	super ultra EPIC	Last Available: "2011-03"
5026	drinkable breaded beer	3	good	Last Available: "2011-03"
5027	artisanal soy cordial	4	super EPIC	Last Available: "2011-03"
5028	ghostly supercool astral bludgeon of Tarzan of the businessman	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Experience (Muscle): +3, Meat Drop: +50
5029	reassuring astral shield of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +1
5030	pulsating censurious Samson's astral chapeau of doom	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 12"
5031	scandalous arcane researcher's astral bracer of the detective	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Sleaze Damage: +5, Item Drop: +20
5032	scorching Annie Oakley's hardy astral longbow	0		Maximum HP: +50, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Hot Damage: +25
5033	horrifying Jim Carey's astral shorts of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Monster Level: +25, Spooky Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xGhoul, cap 12"
5034	mirror asbestos-lined sage astral mace of Leguizamo	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Monster Level: +20, Hot Resistance: +5
5035	grievous supercool savvy astral trousers	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Moxie Percent: +20, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 12"
5036	double-paned beefcake's astral ring of the brazier	0		Muscle: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +5
5037	prompt chaotic slick astral statuette	0		Moxie: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Adventures: +3
5038	gravedigger's banded astral pistol of bravery	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Spooky Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +5
5039	mirror Jim Carey's astral mask of the brazier	0		Monster Level: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +25
5040	astral pet sweater	0		Familiar Weight: +10
5041	padded Newton's astral shirt of dire peril	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Weapon Damage: +20, Damage Absorption: +20
5042	huge shaking fortified forbidden astral belt	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Damage Absorption: +60
5043	flavorless tiny jittery upside-down astral hot dog	1	???	
5044	smooth astral pilsner	3	???	
5045	blinking astral hot dog dinner	0		
5046	shaking astral six-pack	0		
5047	green skewed Clan shower	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-04"
5048	fuchsia shard of double-ice	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5049	chilly deadly double-ice cap of incineration	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Cold Damage: +5, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 17", Last Available: "2011-04"
5050	twirling zippy clever Oprah's double-ice box	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Maximum MP: +20, Initiative: +20, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2011-04"
5051	blurry miser's deadly double-ice britches of bravery	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Spooky Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 3xVolley, 3xLep, cap 17", Last Available: "2011-04"
5052	ghostly handful of numbers	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
5053	red Lars the Cyberian	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5054	mirror intriguing puzzle box	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5055	obnoxious riddle	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5056	best joke ever	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5057	modified Atomic Comic	0		Effect: "[800]Chocolate Reign", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2011-04"
5058	vacuum-sealed Red Pill	0		Effect: "Oiled Skin", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2011-04"
5059	narrow Skullhead's Screw	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5060	mysterious present	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5061	huge red boxing-glove-in-a-box	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5062	jittery voodoo doll	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5063	the finger	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5064	Salsa de las Epocas	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5065	yummy tumbling spaghetti con calaveras	4	awesome	Last Available: "2011-04"
5066	s'more gun	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5067	rotten massive upside-down popcorn	7	crappy	Last Available: "2011-04"
5068	normal chaos popcorn	3	good	Last Available: "2011-04"
5069	wobbly Usain Bolt's hole of chilblains of the early riser	0		Cold Damage: +25, Initiative: +80, Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2011-04"
5070	spinning innuendo	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5071	moldy tumbling red s'more	0	crappy	Last Available: "2011-04"
5072	blurry diamond ring	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5073	mediocre practically non-alcoholic Russian Ice	1	decent	Last Available: "2011-04"
5074	tumbling perfumed clay ashtray	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2011-05"
5075	squat ruddy lanyard	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5076	frosty monster pants	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "3xVolley, 3xPotato, cap 17", Last Available: "2011-05"
5077	box of Pok&euml;mann band-aids	0		Last Available: "2011-05"
5078	altered Pok&euml;mann band-aid	0		Effect: "The Magic of Sharing", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2011-05"
5079	jittery vibrating wizardly Van der Graaf helmet	0		Mysticality: +25, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, cap 7", Last Available: "2011-05"
5080	forbidden crutch	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2011-05"
5081	maroon shock belt of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5082	dry Okee-Dokee soda	0		Effect: "Tightly-Wound Spine", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2011-05"
5083	maroon steel-toed rubber band gun	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Last Available: "2011-05"
5084	upside-down studded pin-stripe slacks	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Familiar Effect: "6xSombrero, 2xPotato, cap 7", Last Available: "2011-05"
5085	olive clever gloves	0		Maximum MP: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5086	quadruple-alkaline magnetized twirling ghostly correction fluid	0		Effect: "Litterboxing", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2011-05"
5087	olive mansplainer's Pok&euml;mann figurine: Porkachu	0		Monster Level: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5088	crafty Pok&euml;mann figurine: Magikrap	0		Maximum MP: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5089	nippy Pok&euml;mann figurine: Vegemite	0		Cold Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5090	sharpshooter's Pok&euml;mann figurine: Vermouth	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5091	crafty Pok&euml;mann figurine: Smugleaf	0		Maximum MP: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5092	extremely unsafe Pok&euml;mann figurine: Twitter	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5093	banded Pok&euml;mann figurine: Bloodkip	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5094	pulsating scandalous Pok&euml;mann figurine: Hoboking	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5095	blue censurious Pok&euml;mann figurine: Duck	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5096	Pok&euml;mann figurine: Nothing of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5097	Sherlock's Pok&euml;mann figurine: Kagosan	0		Item Drop: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5098	Pok&euml;mann figurine: Galumpagump of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5099	reassuring Pok&euml;mann figurine: Shoggoth	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5100	Jeselnik's Pok&euml;mann figurine: Frank	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5101	wobbly Pok&euml;mann figurine: Moog of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5102	tarnished bouncing willyweed	0		Effect: "The Smeezingtons", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2011-05"
5103	polymerized gray Nuclear Blastball	0		Effect: "Kernel Panic!", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2011-05"
5104	pressed enhanced fish juice box	0		Effect: "Abyssal Sweat", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2011-05"
5105	spinning paint bomb	0		Last Available: "2011-05"
5106	blinking teal hideous egg	0		Last Available: "2011-05"
5107	fortified mediocre Jeppson's Malort	5	decent	Last Available: "2011-06"
5108	fistful of ashes	0		
5109	quilted stress ball	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Squeeze Stress Ball", Last Available: "2011-05"
5110	Li'l Businessman Kit	0		Meat Drop: +5, Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2011-05"
5111	yellow shaking Ultracolor&trade; shirt of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-05"
5112	My Own Pen Pal kit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
5113	packet of orchid seeds	0		
5114	stomp box	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
5115	cyan hedge trimmers	0		
5116	A. W. O. L. commendation	0		Last Available: "2011-05"
5117	reconstituted crow	0		Last Available: "2011-05"
5118	lime green bird brain	0		
5119	busted wings	0		
5120	Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery	0		Last Available: "2011-05"
5121	squat lightning-fast Annie Oakley's healthy Admiral's hat	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Initiative: +40, Familiar Effect: "atk", Last Available: "2011-05"
5122	Jim Carey's deadly aviator's cap	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Monster Level: +25, Item Drop: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 12", Last Available: "2011-05"
5123	blinking mansplainer's dance instructor's mirrored aviator shades	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Monster Level: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5124	Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy	0		Skill: "Natural Born Skeleton Killer", Last Available: "2011-05"
5125	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5126	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5127	squat Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5128	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5129	mirror Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5130	narrow Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5131	non-electrified polarized Ultrasoldier Serum	0		Effect: "Spooky Blur", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2011-06"
5132	flavorless tiny twirling elven hardtack	1	decent	Last Available: "2011-06"
5133	weak aged elven squeeze	2	awesome	Last Available: "2011-06"
5134	maroon lunar isotope	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5135	teal E.M.U. joystick	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5136	huge E.M.U. rocket thrusters	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5137	E.M.U. helmet	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5138	skewed E.M.U. harness	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5139	carton of astral energy drinks	0		
5140	diluted blurry astral energy drink	1		Effect: "Steroid Boost", Effect Duration: 30
5141	Thwaitgold bee statuette	0		
5142	moon unit	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5143	twirling E.M.U. Unit	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5144	handful of honey	0		
5145	wet quantum bouncing honeypot	0		Effect: "Leo Rising", Effect Duration: 37
5146	half-sized adequate blurry wild honey pie	2	good	
5147	bad honey mead	3	decent	
5148	bouncing friendly honey dipper of incineration of courage	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Resistance: +3
5149	asbestos-lined fireproof friendly honeybritches	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Hot Resistance: 8, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 2xGhuol, cap 43"
5150	blurry perfumed dog trainer's brainy honeycap	0		Mysticality: +5, Experience (familiar): +1, Stench Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 43"
5151	arcane researcher's Moonthril Circlet	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2011-06"
5152	horrifying Moonthril Greaves	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "cap 25", Last Available: "2011-06"
5153	lime green boxer's Moonthril Flamberge	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Last Available: "2011-06"
5154	pulsating Jeselnik's Moonthril Longbow	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Last Available: "2011-06"
5155	Herculean Moonthril Cuirass	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-06"
5156	plush alielf of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Last Available: "2011-06"
5157	concentrated corrupted jittery Comet Drop	0		Effect: "Eyes of the Dragon", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2020-09"
5158	plush dogcat of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-06"
5159	weightlifter's plush hamsterpus	0		Muscle: +15, Last Available: "2011-06"
5160	plush ferrelf of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2011-06"
5161	banded plush alien hamsterpus	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Last Available: "2011-06"
5162	lightning-fast plush mutated alielf	0		Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2011-06"
5163	manspreader's plush mutated alielephant of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Monster Level: +10, Last Available: "2011-06"
5164	mysterious chest	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-06"
5165	wicked girl	0		Spell Damage: +5, Last Available: "2011-06"
5166	blinking spinning skewed top hat and cane	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5167	synthetic dog hair pill	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5168	distention pill	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5169	spinning elven medi-pack	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5170	dry skewed transporter transponder	0		Effect: "Alpine Mintiness", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2011-06"
5171	Map to Safety Shelter Ronald Prime	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5172	narrow Map to Safety Shelter Grimace Prime	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5173	spinning elven magi-pack	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5174	lousy Saison du Lune	4	decent	Last Available: "2011-06"
5175	strong aged jittery maroon Moonthril Schnapps	5	awesome	Last Available: "2011-06"
5176	aged weak Wrecked Generator	2	awesome	Last Available: "2011-06"
5177	immense decent spinning Spaghetti with Moonballs	7	good	Last Available: "2011-06"
5178	spoiled Crepes a la Lune	3	crappy	Last Available: "2011-06"
5179	adequate jumbo Moon Pie	5	good	Last Available: "2011-06"
5180	electrified yellow Comet Pop	0		Effect: "Can Has Cyborger", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2011-06"
5181	polymerized liquefied Flan in the Moon	0		Effect: "Lemony Goodness", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2011-06"
5182	improved denatured 1/6th Pound Cake	0		Effect: "Worth Your Salt", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2011-06"
5183	Mint-in-box Moonthril Circlet	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5184	ghostly jittery Mint-in-box Moonthril Greaves	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5185	Mint-in-box Moonthril Cuirass	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5186	Mint-in-box Moonthril Flamberge	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5187	Mint-in-box Moonthril Longbow	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5188	oxidized dry blurry honey stick	0		Effect: "Deeply Ironic", Effect Duration: 63
5189	altered activated green double-ice gum	0		Effect: "Well Owl Be!", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2011-04"
5190	twirling avaricious therapeutic Fonzie's Operation Patriot Shield	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Meat Drop: +30, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Throw Shield", Last Available: "2011-07", Variable
5191	squirming egg sac	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5192	magnetized squat corrupted data	0		Effect: "Cold Throat", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2011-06"
5193	mirror 11-inch knob sausage	0		
5194	exorcised sandwich	0		
5195	pulsating Banfoy's Boutique Order Form	0		Last Available: "2011-07"
5196	toasty Great S-Cape	0		Hot Damage: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-07"
5197	smelly Marvelous Unitard	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-07"
5198	pickled blue twirling gooey paste	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-08"
5199	dehydrated beastly paste	1	decent	Last Available: "2011-08"
5200	diluted wobbly pulsating paste	1	decent	Last Available: "2011-08"
5201	vaporized spinning ectoplasmic paste	1	good	Last Available: "2011-08"
5202	compressed narrow greasy paste	1	good	Effect: "The Moxie of LOV", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2011-08"
5203	distilled tumbling upside-down bug paste	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-08"
5204	powdered shaking hippy paste	1	decent	Effect: "Disco State of Mind", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2011-08"
5205	compressed wobbly jittery pulsating orc paste	1	good	Effect: "Oh Snap", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2011-08"
5206	twisted olive demonic paste	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-08"
5207	mixed indescribably horrible paste	1	good	Effect: "Well-preserved", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2011-08"
5208	dried paste	1	good	Last Available: "2011-08"
5209	dried blurry goblin paste	1	crappy	Last Available: "2011-08"
5210	diluted mirror pirate paste	1	awesome	Last Available: "2011-08"
5211	altered narrow chlorophyll paste	1	decent	Effect: "Hairless and Airless", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2011-08"
5212	powdered paste	1	crappy	Last Available: "2011-08"
5213	altered shaking Mer-kin paste	1	decent	Last Available: "2011-08"
5214	boiled wobbly slimy paste	1	decent	Effect: "Mushroom Magicalness", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2011-08"
5215	denatured huge ghostly fuchsia penguin paste	1	decent	Last Available: "2011-08"
5216	boiled blinking elemental paste	1	EPIC	Effect: "Resilient Spirit", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2011-08"
5217	twisted yellow cosmic paste	1	EPIC	Effect: "The Style... of the Future", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2011-08"
5218	dried upside-down hobo paste	1	decent	Last Available: "2011-08"
5219	dehydrated Crimbo paste	1	EPIC	Effect: "Angry Bone", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2011-08"
5220	Teachings of the Fist	0		
5221	fat loot token	0		No Pull
5222	Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette	0		
5223	jittery Tome of Clip Art	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-09", Skill: "Summon Clip Art"
5224	bland gray Ur-Donut	3	decent	Last Available: "2011-09"
5225	narrow The Bomb	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5226	skewed box of Familiar Jacks	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5227	weak bad bucket of wine	2	decent	Last Available: "2011-09"
5228	toothsome ultrafondue	4	awesome	Last Available: "2011-09"
5229	skewed unbearable light	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5230	snowflake	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5231	bouncing crystal skull	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5232	borrowed time	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5233	box of hammers	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5234	vibrating shining halo	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-09"
5235	narrow thinker's furry halo	0		Mysticality: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-09"
5236	extremely unsafe frosty halo	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-09"
5237	lion tamer's time halo	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-09"
5238	acceptable watered-down Lumineux Limnio	2	good	Last Available: "2011-09"
5239	acceptable Morto Moreto	3	good	Last Available: "2011-09"
5240	hand-crafted Temps Tempranillo	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-09"
5241	acceptable weak spinning Bordeaux Marteaux	2	good	Last Available: "2011-09"
5242	mediocre jittery Fromage Pinotage	4	decent	Last Available: "2011-09"
5243	tolerable Beignet Milgranet	4	good	Last Available: "2011-09"
5244	smooth Muschat	3	awesome	Last Available: "2011-09"
5245	spoiled cool jelly donut	3	crappy	Last Available: "2011-09"
5246	spoiled snack-sized shrapnel jelly donut	2	crappy	Last Available: "2011-09"
5247	decent blurry shaking occult jelly donut	3	good	Last Available: "2011-09"
5248	tasty squat thyme jelly donut	4	awesome	Last Available: "2011-09"
5249	normal danish	3	good	Last Available: "2011-09"
5250	moldy low-calorie smashed danish	1	crappy	Last Available: "2011-09"
5251	big fancy delicious skewed forbidden danish	5	awesome	Effect: "Infernal Thirst", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2011-09"
5252	moldy small cool cat claw	2	crappy	Last Available: "2011-09"
5253	flavorless blunt cat claw	3	decent	Last Available: "2011-09"
5254	small moldy shadowy cat claw	2	crappy	Last Available: "2011-09"
5255	adequate cheezburger	3	good	Last Available: "2011-09"
5256	miniature adequate toasted brie	2	good	Last Available: "2011-09"
5257	warmed mirror potion of the field gar	0		Effect: "Aquarius Rising", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2011-09"
5258	oxidized pickled too legit potion	0		Effect: "Mer-kindliness", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2011-09"
5259	quadruple-corrupted red Bright Water	0		Effect: "Sugary World View", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2011-09"
5260	frozen spinning bouncing cold-filtered water	0		Effect: "Flimsy Shield of the Pastalord", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2011-09"
5261	magnetized pressed jittery narrow graveyard snowglobe	0		Effect: "Go-Gone", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2011-09"
5262	irradiated upside-down cool cat elixir	0		Effect: "Helvella Health", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2011-09"
5263	warmed purple potion of the captain's hammer	0		Effect: "Witch's Brood", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2011-09"
5264	oxidized dry blurry gray potion of X-ray vision	0		Effect: "Saucefingers", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2011-09"
5265	altered potion of the litterbox	0		Effect: "Smelly Pants", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2011-09"
5266	concentrated moist blurry maroon potion of animal rage	0		Effect: "Coldfinger", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2011-09"
5267	non-warmed adjusted potion of punctual companionship	0		Effect: "Coldfinger", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2011-09"
5268	holy bomb, batman	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5269	bobcat grenade	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5270	chocolate frosted sugar bomb	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5271	broken glass grenade	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5272	noxious gas grenade	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5273	mirror skull with a fuse in it	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5274	boozebomb	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5275	educational hammerus	0		Experience: +1, Last Available: "2011-09"
5276	blunt icepick of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Last Available: "2011-09"
5277	shaking censurious fluorescent lightbulb	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2011-09"
5278	slick blammer of chilblains	0		Moxie: +10, Cold Damage: +25, Last Available: "2011-09"
5279	banded clock-cleaning hammer	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Last Available: "2011-09"
5280	4:20 bomb	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5281	smartaleck's broken clock	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Last Available: "2011-09"
5282	jittery green smooth dethklok	0		Moxie: +15, Last Available: "2011-09"
5283	twirling glacial clock of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Last Available: "2011-09"
5284	Gygaxian Libram	0		Last Available: "2011-09", Skill: "Summon Dice"
5285	wobbly d4	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5286	blinking d6	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5287	upside-down bouncing d8	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5288	shaking d10	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5289	d12	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5290	ghostly d20	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5291	squat generic healing potion	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5292	generic mana potion	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5293	wobbly generic restorative potion	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5294	kobold treasure hoard	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5295	red newborn kobold	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5296	slightly thicker filthy rags	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-09"
5297	cyan dungeon dragon chest	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5298	jumbo stale phish stick	5	decent	Last Available: "2011-09"
5299	steel-toed fortified plastic vampire fangs of the bloodbag	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Damage Reduction: 9, Maximum HP: +100, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Feed", Last Available: "2011-10"
5300	pulsating Interview With You (a Vampire)	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5301	Make-Your-Own-Vampire-Fangs kit	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5302	upside-down your own heart	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5303	huge Sword of the Brouhaha Prince of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2011-10"
5304	miser's censurious Newton's Chalice of the Malkovich Prince	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2011-10"
5305	wholesome Sceptre of the Torremolinos Prince	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2011-10"
5306	Herculean Medallion of the Ventrilo Prince	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Last Available: "2011-10"
5307	bouncing Haunted Sorority House staff guide	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5308	ghost trap	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5309	blinking chainsaw chain	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5310	shotgun shell	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5311	funhouse mirror	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5312	magnetized altered frozen ghostly body paint	0		Effect: "Mortarfied", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2011-10"
5313	modified jittery necrotizing body spray	0		Effect: "Buggy Flavor", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2011-10"
5314	anodized vacuum-sealed colloidal maroon bite-me-red lipstick	0		Effect: "Burnt 'n' Turnt", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2011-10"
5315	unsweetened enhanced huge whisker pencil	0		Effect: "A Few Extra Pounds", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2011-10"
5316	frozen aerosolized triple-liquefied purple press-on ribs	0		Effect: "Shrimpin' Ain't Easy", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2011-10"
5317	aerosolized vacuum-sealed lime green Rattlin' Chains	0		Effect: "Standard Issue Bravery", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2011-10"
5318	modified polarized olive ghostly Gummy Brains	0		Effect: "Crocodile Tear", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2011-10"
5319	pickled Blood 'n' Plenty	0		Effect: "Rave Concentration", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2011-10"
5320	nitrogenated electrified narrow Lobos Mints	0		Effect: "Big", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2011-10"
5321	quadruple-pressed quantum mirror blinking spinning Sweet Sword	0		Effect: "Egg-stra Arm", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2011-10"
5322	mediocre watered-down Ecto-Cooler	2	decent	Last Available: "2011-10"
5323	acceptable Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	3	good	Last Available: "2011-10"
5324	distilled acceptable tumbling Blood Light	5	good	Last Available: "2011-10"
5325	artisanal spinning Silver Bullet beer	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-10"
5326	boozy tolerable Bone's Farm &quot;wine&quot;	5	good	Last Available: "2011-10"
5327	spinning ghost protocol	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5328	double-pickled sorority brain	0		Effect: "Aspect of the GravyPlum Fairy", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2011-10"
5329	ionized extra-dry squat squat Nightstalker perfume	0		Effect: "Dreams and Lights", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2011-10"
5330	liquefied boiled drum of pomade	0		Effect: "Disco State of Mind", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2011-10"
5331	throwing bone	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5332	shaking lime green rock-hard extra-see-thru nightie	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Last Available: "2011-10"
5333	mirror Sherlock's mansplainer's BRAINS shorts	0		Monster Level: +15, Item Drop: +25, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1.5xGhuol", Last Available: "2011-10"
5334	crafty Mesmereyes&trade; contact lenses	0		Maximum MP: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-10"
5335	Newton's scrunchie	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-10"
5336	miser's censurious extremely skinny jeans	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Meat Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy", Last Available: "2011-10"
5337	vibrating beefy The Necbromancer's Hat	0		Muscle: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr", Last Available: "2011-10"
5338	horrifying Socratic The Necbromancer's Stein of the scaredy-cat	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Monster Level: -15, Spooky Damage: +25, Last Available: "2011-10"
5339	censurious ruddy The Necbromancer's Shorts of temperance	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Sleaze Resistance: 8, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xGhuol", Last Available: "2011-10"
5340	mirror lion tamer's wizardly The Necbromancer's Wizard Staff of bravery	0		Mysticality: +25, Experience (familiar): +2, Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2011-10"
5341	The Necbronomicon	0		Skill: "Summon &quot;Boner Battalion&quot;", Last Available: "2011-10"
5342	distilled aged The Cooler Out of Space	5	awesome	Last Available: "2011-10"
5343	twirling twirling The Necbronomicon (used)	0		Skill: "Summon &quot;Boner Battalion&quot;", Last Available: "2011-10"
5344	maroon sorority girl's box	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5345	galvanized Necbro wafers	0		Effect: "Dragged Through the Coals", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2020-09"
5346	squat death blossom	0		
5347	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used)	0		Skill: "Holiday Weight Gain", Last Available: "2009-12"
5348	purple A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used)	0		Skill: "Jingle Bells", Last Available: "2009-12"
5349	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used)	0		Skill: "Candyblast", Last Available: "2009-12"
5350	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used)	0		Skill: "Surge of Icing", Last Available: "2009-12"
5351	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used)	0		Skill: "Stealth Mistletoe", Last Available: "2009-12"
5352	jittery A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used)	0		Skill: "Cringle's Curative Carol", Last Available: "2009-12"
5353	jar of oil	0		
5354	twirling blurry The Art of Slapfighting (used)	0		Class: "Seal Clubber", Skill: "Iron Palm Technique", Last Available: "2010-06"
5355	Uncle Romulus (used)	0		Class: "Turtle Tamer", Skill: "Curiosity of Br'er Tarrypin", Last Available: "2010-03"
5356	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used)	0		Class: "Pastamancer", Skill: "Stringozzi Serpent", Last Available: "2010-04"
5357	Zu Mannk&auml;se Dienen (used)	0		Class: "Sauceror", Skill: "K&auml;seso&szlig;esturm", Last Available: "2010-01"
5358	Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used)	0		Class: "Disco Bandit", Skill: "Kung Fu Hustler", Last Available: "2011-01"
5359	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled)	0		Class: "Accordion Thief", Skill: "Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration", Last Available: "2010-02"
5360	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used)	0		Skill: "Toynado", Last Available: "2010-12"
5361	shaking The Joy of Wassailing (used)	0		Skill: "Wassail", Last Available: "2010-12"
5362	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used)	0		Skill: "Fashionably Late", Last Available: "2011-01"
5363	spinning CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used)	0		Skill: "Executive Narcolepsy", Last Available: "2011-01"
5364	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used)	0		Skill: "Lunch Break", Last Available: "2011-01"
5365	squat CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used)	0		Skill: "Offensive Joke", Last Available: "2011-01"
5366	mirror huge CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used)	0		Skill: "Managerial Manipulation", Last Available: "2011-01"
5367	mirror Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded)	0		Skill: "Natural Born Skeleton Killer", Last Available: "2011-05"
5368	narrow Ellsbury's journal (used)	0		Skill: "Unaccompanied Miner", Last Available: "2010-09"
5369	huge ruddy KoL Con 8-Bit power bracelet	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2011-09"
5370	boiler	0		
5371	huge stuffed-shirt scarecrow	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-11"
5372	huge plastic trollipop of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2011-12"
5373	chilly plastic Fudge Wizard	0		Cold Damage: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
5374	healthy plastic abominable fudgeman	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2011-12"
5375	spinning Annie Oakley's plastic colollilossus	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Last Available: "2011-12"
5376	Oprah's plastic Big Candy of Flo-Jo	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2011-12"
5377	purple The Groose in the Hoose	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-12"
5378	huge upside-down spruce juice	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5379	altered ghostly bouncing groose grease	1	good	Last Available: "2012-12"
5380	lollipop stick	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5381	bananagate	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5382	green pearidot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5383	cyan tourmalime	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5384	tumbling kumquartz	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5385	strawberyl	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5386	huge ridiculous belt of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2011-11"
5387	Jim Carey's ridiculous earring	0		Monster Level: +25, Last Available: "2011-11"
5388	ridiculous sunglasses of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2011-11"
5389	rotten ridiculous sandwich	4	crappy	Last Available: "2011-11"
5390	acceptable twirling red ridiculous cocktail	3	good	Last Available: "2011-11"
5391	squat sharpshooter's Da Vinci's zombie monkey necklace	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Critical Hit Percent: +10
5392	Thwaitgold butterfly statuette	0		
5393	scrap of paper	0		
5394	sandpaper	0		
5395	mirror spinning peppermint sprout	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5396	extra-quantum tarnished peppermint twist	0		Effect: "Mushroom Might", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2011-11"
5397	thick tasty peppermint patty	5	awesome	Last Available: "2011-11"
5398	peppermint crook	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5399	peppermint rhino baby	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5400	candy cane candygram	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
5401	peppermint parasol	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5402	aromatic candy cane	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2011-12"
5403	Mint Salton Pepper's Peppermint Seed Catalog	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5404	blurry Peppermint Pip Packet	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5405	healthy cane-mail shirt of doom of mayonnaise	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2011-12"
5406	zippy friendly cane-mail pants of temperance	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Initiative: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xBarrr, cap 25", Last Available: "2011-12"
5407	distilled bad wobbly Vodka Matryoshka	5	decent	Last Available: "2011-12"
5408	lousy triple-distilled Gin Mint	7	decent	Last Available: "2011-12"
5409	drinkable Tequiz Navidad	3	good	Last Available: "2011-12"
5410	mediocre Mint Yulep	3	decent	Last Available: "2011-12"
5411	bad practically non-alcoholic Crimbojito	1	decent	Last Available: "2011-12"
5412	high-proof acceptable Sangria de Menthe	6	good	Last Available: "2011-12"
5413	candycaine powder	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
5414	licorice boa	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
5415	ionized licorice root	0		Effect: "Super-Mega-Ultra-Charged", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2011-12"
5416	moist banana supersucker	0		Effect: "The Power of LOV", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2011-11"
5417	ionized Vulcanized blinking pear supersucker	0		Effect: "Vitali Tea", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2011-11"
5418	ionized lime supersucker	0		Effect: "Fifty Ways to Bereave Your Lover", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2011-11"
5419	quadruple-concentrated spinning kumquat supersucker	0		Effect: "Brother Smothers's Blessing", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2011-11"
5420	concentrated fuchsia strawberry supersucker	0		Effect: "Fishy", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2011-11"
5421	bouncing groovy bananarama bangle	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-11"
5422	pair of pearidot earrings of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-11"
5423	scandalous tourmalime tourniquet	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-11"
5424	green MacGyver's kumquartz ring	0		Maximum MP: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-11"
5425	shaking strawberyl necklace of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-11"
5426	greasy quilted sucker bucket	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2011-11"
5427	asbestos-lined sucker hakama	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "afk, cap 12", Last Available: "2011-11"
5428	spinning miser's sucker kabuto	0		Meat Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "Atk, cap 12", Last Available: "2011-11"
5429	huge Usain Bolt's sucker tachi	0		Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2011-11"
5430	blinking huge lime green sucker scaffold	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5431	upside-down cinnamon troll doll	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5432	grape troll doll	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5433	tumbling raspberry troll doll	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5434	DNOTC Box	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
5435	fudgecule	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5436	flattened ionized ionized fudge lily	0		Effect: "Kissed By Fire", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2011-11"
5437	twirling superheated fudge	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5438	dry squat fluid of fudge-finding	0		Effect: "Tenacity of the Snapper", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2011-11"
5439	fudgepuck	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5440	yummy gigantic fudgesicle	10	awesome	Last Available: "2011-11"
5441	wand of fudge control	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5442	pulsating yellow The Kloop in the Coop	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-12"
5443	miniscule beatbox	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5444	galvanized ghostly devilish folio	0		Effect: "Yuletide Mutations", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2012-12"
5445	clumsiness bark	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5446	jar full of wind	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5447	dangerous jerkcicle	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5448	furious stone	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5449	vanity stone	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5450	fuchsia lecherous stone	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5451	jealousy stone	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5452	tumbling narrow red avarice stone	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5453	gluttonous stone	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5454	gummi ingot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5455	mirror gummi ingot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5456	gummi ingot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5457	pickled upside-down skewed Fudgie Roll	0		Effect: "Bolts about Candy", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2011-11"
5458	normal fudge bunny	3	good	Last Available: "2011-11"
5459	skewed fudge spork	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5460	red chaotic wicked savvy fudgecycle	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Spell Damage: +5, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-11"
5461	fudge cube	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5462	mirror blank fudge mold	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5463	tumbling Libram of Resolutions	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-01", Skill: "Summon Resolutions"
5464	cold-filtered yellow huge resolution: be wealthier	0		Effect: "Spooky Demeanor", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2012-01"
5465	polymerized shaking resolution: be happier	0		Effect: "Mucilaginous Moxiousness", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2012-01"
5466	pressed resolution: be stronger	0		Effect: "Heart of Orange", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2012-01"
5467	magnetized resolution: be smarter	0		Effect: "Holiday Disappointment", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2012-01"
5468	enhanced diffused resolution: be sexier	0		Effect: "Strange Mental Acuity", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2012-01"
5469	electrified flattened diffused resolution: be feistier	0		Effect: "Wistfully Nostalgic", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2012-01"
5470	electrified aerosolized blinking resolution: be kinder	0		Effect: "Preemptive Medicine", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2012-01"
5471	dry concentrated blue resolution: be more adventurous	0		Effect: "Tearful, Fearful", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2012-01"
5472	double-enhanced jittery resolution: be luckier	0		Effect: "Heightened Senses", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2012-01"
5473	maroon gummi ingot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5474	twirling gummi ingot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5475	gummi ingot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5476	aerosolized non-oxidized spinning cyan gummi salamander	0		Effect: "Bananas!", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2011-11"
5477	quadruple-nitrogenated gummi snake	0		Effect: "Ocelot Eyes", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2011-11"
5478	dry polymerized gummi canary	0		Effect: "Sweetened and Fattened", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2011-11"
5479	flavorless skewed gummi bear	3	decent	Last Available: "2011-11"
5480	adequate gummi bear	3	good	Last Available: "2011-11"
5481	big spoiled gummi bear	5	crappy	Last Available: "2011-11"
5482	toothsome lime green drunki-bear	4	awesome	Last Available: "2011-11"
5483	rotten drunki-bear	3	crappy	Last Available: "2011-11"
5484	rotten twirling drunki-bear	4	crappy	Last Available: "2011-11"
5485	gummi bowtie of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2011-11"
5486	medical-grade fudge pocket square	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2011-11"
5487	extremely unsafe lollipop cufflinks	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2011-11"
5488	squat trilobite fossil	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5489	ammonite fossil	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5490	belemnite fossil	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5491	trilobite candy mold	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5492	ammonite candy mold	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5493	belemnite candy mold	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5494	deionized gummi trilobite	0		Effect: "Superheroic", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2011-11"
5495	adjusted unsweetened gummi ammonite	0		Effect: "Toast Tea", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2011-11"
5496	chilled energized red gummi belemnite	0		Effect: "Hyphemariffic", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2011-11"
5497	all-year sucker	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5498	heart of dark chocolate	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5499	Jeselnik's rosy-cheeked Big Candy's tophat	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Sleaze Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xGhoul, 1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2011-11"
5500	Fuzzby	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-11"
5501	Jackass Plumber home game	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5502	huge Trivial Avocations board game	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5503	Tickle-Me Emilio	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5504	blessed box	0		
5505	pack of pogs	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5506	yummy jerky coins	4	awesome	Last Available: "2011-11"
5507	acceptable tumbling pulsating Go-Wassail	4	good	Last Available: "2011-11"
5508	magnetized polarized double-nitrogenated huge Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide	0		Effect: "Strong Spirit", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2011-11"
5509	dry gray bottle of bubbles	0		Effect: "Influence of Sphere", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2011-11"
5510	irradiated shaking wind-up meatcar	0		Effect: "Jammin'", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2011-11"
5511	Trivial Avocations Card: What?	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5512	Trivial Avocations Card: When?	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5513	Trivial Avocations Card: Who?	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5514	Trivial Avocations Card: Where?	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5515	mirror squat pog #01 (spider)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5516	ghostly wobbly pog #02 (Knob goblin)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5517	pog #03 (warwelf)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5518	pog #04 (skleleton)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5519	bouncing tumbling pog #05 (ninja snowman)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5520	pog #06 (filthy hippy)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5521	pog #07 (orcish frat boy)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5522	pog #08 (hellion)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5523	pog #09 (pirate)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5524	pog #10 (hobo)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5525	pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5526	diffused wobbly Atomic Pop	0		Effect: "Dwarven Hardiness", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2020-09"
5527	do-rag	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-11"
5528	blue whimpering willow bark	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5529	big bland blue berries of suffering	5	decent	Last Available: "2012-12"
5530	non-chilled teal baobab sap	0		Effect: "Strange Mental Acuity", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2012-12"
5531	cup of hickory chicory	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5532	olive magnolia blossom	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5533	pressed Mortimer's nostrum	0		Effect: "Jittery", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2012-12"
5534	acceptable narrow Barulio's bottle	3	good	Last Available: "2012-12"
5535	anodized maroon skewed Marvin's marvelous pill	0		Effect: "Super-Charged", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2012-12"
5536	Winifred's whistle	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5537	prose pen	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5538	half-empty carton of milk	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5539	glass of warm water	0		Free Pull
5540	liquefied desktop zen garden	0		Effect: "Floundering", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2012-12"
5541	Vivian's Vitamin	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5542	fuchsia squat pink-belly slapper	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5543	Leapin' Trousers of Leguizamo of terror	0		Monster Level: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +10
5544	drinkable practically non-alcoholic eggnog	1	good	Last Available: "2012-12"
5545	spoiled hamhock	3	crappy	Last Available: "2012-12"
5546	upside-down The Thorax's Codex of Tormenting Plants	0		Skill: "Torment Plant", Last Available: "2012-12"
5547	lime green spinning Clancy's sackbut	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5548	mirror Ghost Pinching Quarterly	0		Skill: "Pinch Ghost", Last Available: "2012-12"
5549	Clancy's crumhorn	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5550	The Snitch's Manifesto	0		Skill: "Tattle", Last Available: "2012-12"
5551	Clancy's lute	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5552	Trusty of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3
5553	gray can of Rain-Doh	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5554	blurry empty Rain-Doh can	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5555	modified anodized fuchsia fireclutch	0		Effect: "Tiki Thoughtfulness", Effect Duration: 12
5556	blinking reassuring wholesome Rain-Doh wings	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Spooky Resistance: +1, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2012-02"
5557	twirling Rain-Doh agent	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5558	stylish Rain-Doh laser gun of the bloodbag	0		Moxie: +25, Maximum HP: +100, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2012-02"
5559	lion tamer's Tesla Rain-Doh lantern	0		Experience (familiar): +2, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Softcore Only, Lantern: 1, Lantern Element: "Stench", Last Available: "2012-02"
5560	Rain-Doh balls	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5561	huge Rain-Doh indigo cup	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5562	Tesla Rain-Doh violet bo of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2012-02"
5563	Rain-Doh box	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5564	ghostly Rain-Doh box full of monster	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5565	special rotten low-calorie teal PB&BP	1	crappy	Effect: "Hot Jellied", Effect Duration: 20
5566	small decent club sandwich	2	good	
5567	fancy rotten corned-beef Reuben	4	crappy	Effect: "Shamboozled", Effect Duration: 10
5568	frayed ninja rope	0		
5569	tumbling dull ninja crampons	0		
5570	wobbly loose ninja carabiner	0		
5571	Groar's fur	0		
5572	mirror mirror Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette	0		
5573	aged Drac & Tan	3	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5574	perfectly mixed enchanted Transylvania Sling	3	EPIC	Effect: "Cold Hard Skin", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2012-03"
5575	watered-down hand-crafted Shot of the Living Dead	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5576	tolerable Buttery Knob	4	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5577	lousy practically non-alcoholic Slippery Knob	1	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5578	perfectly mixed practically non-alcoholic Flaming Knob	1	super ultra EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5579	artisanal shaking Grasshopper	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5580	watered-down artisanal fancy Locust	2	EPIC	Effect: "One For Tea", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2012-03"
5581	hand-crafted boozy shaking Plague of Locusts	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5582	tolerable watered-down Red Dwarf	2	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5583	hand-crafted practically non-alcoholic Golden Mean	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5584	lousy Green Giant	3	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5585	triple-distilled drinkable olive Aye Aye	6	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5586	high-proof bad Aye Aye, Captain	6	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5587	mediocre practically non-alcoholic wobbly Aye Aye, Tooth Tooth	1	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5588	acceptable Humanitini	4	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5589	drinkable practically non-alcoholic More Humanitini than Humanitini	1	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5590	bad weak Oh, the Humanitini	2	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5591	mediocre watered-down Great Older Fashioned	2	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5592	practically non-alcoholic artisanal Fuzzy Tentacle	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5593	boozy mediocre Crazymaker	5	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5594	perfectly mixed Zoodriver	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5595	mediocre Sloe Comfortable Zoo	3	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5596	artisanal fortified Sloe Comfortable Zoo on Fire	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5597	watered-down lousy yellow jittery Suffering Sinner	2	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5598	artisanal Suppurating Sinner	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5599	mediocre weak Sizzling Sinner	2	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5600	enchanted drinkable Firewater	4	good	Effect: "Celestial Sheen", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2012-03"
5601	artisanal weak teal Earth and Firewater	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5602	aged Earth, Wind and Firewater	3	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5603	hand-crafted weak Slimosa	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5604	watered-down bad Extra-slimy Slimosa	2	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5605	artisanal lime green Slimebite	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5606	weak acceptable Cement Mixer	2	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5607	special drinkable lime green Jackhammer	3	good	Effect: "Healthy Bronze Glow", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2012-03"
5608	drinkable purple Dump Truck	3	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5609	strong delicious Fauna Libre	5	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5610	high-proof mediocre Chakra Libre	6	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5611	tolerable Aura Libre	4	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5612	high-proof drinkable Sazerorc	10	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5613	drinkable watered-down Sazuruk-hai	2	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5614	tolerable Flaming Sazerorc	3	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5615	tolerable blinking Green Velvet	3	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5616	mediocre Green Muslin	3	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5617	practically non-alcoholic tolerable Green Burlap	1	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5618	watered-down bad Mohobo	2	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5619	tolerable watered-down huge Moonshine Mohobo	2	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5620	fancy aged watered-down blinking Flaming Mohobo	2	awesome	Effect: "Bats in the Belfry", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2012-03"
5621	delicious Drunken Philosopher	4	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5622	tolerable weak spinning Drunken Neurologist	2	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5623	delicious irresponsibly strong Drunken Astrophysicist	6	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5624	artisanal Dark & Starry	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5625	perfectly mixed Black Hole	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5626	tolerable Event Horizon	4	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5627	mediocre jittery Herring Daiquiri	4	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5628	irresponsibly strong fancy mediocre Herring Wallbanger	6	decent	Effect: "Gummiheart", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2012-03"
5629	boozy delicious Herringtini	5	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5630	watered-down lousy Lollipop Drop	2	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5631	delicious Candy Alexander	3	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5632	acceptable distilled Candicaine	5	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5633	irresponsibly strong lousy jittery shaking Caipiranha	9	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5634	bad Flying Caipiranha	4	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5635	special drinkable squat Flaming Caipiranha	4	good	Effect: "Thaumodynamic", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2012-03"
5636	mediocre Punchplanter	4	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5637	mediocre high-proof twirling Doublepunchplanter	7	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5638	weak artisanal enchanted blinking upside-down Haymaker	2	EPIC	Effect: "Weather, Man", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2012-03"
5639	blue Small Medium	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-03"
5640	bouncing crystal decanter	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2012-03"
5641	decent fungus	3	good	
5642	gray poisoned dart	0		
5643	quantum ionized shaking pulsating stone wool	0		Effect: "Bored Stiff", Effect Duration: 29
5644	gray squat stones	0		
5645	upside-down the Nostril of the Serpent	0		
5646	ghostly calendar fragment	0		
5647	occult calendar	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25
5648	huge spinning foul-smelling frosty Boris's Helm	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Stench Damage: +10, Softcore Only, Free Pull, Familiar Effect: "atk, MP regen, cap 25", Last Available: "2012-04", Minstrel Level: +1, Softcore Only: [1-path(Avatar of Boris)]
5649	ghostly thinker's staph of homophones of the pedagogue	0		Mysticality: +10, Experience: +3, Alters Page Text
5650	lightning-fast aromatic Boris's Helm (askew) of the early riser	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Initiative: +40, Adventures: +7, Softcore Only, Free Pull, Familiar Effect: "atk, MP regen, cap 25", Last Available: "2012-04", Minstrel Level: +1, Softcore Only: [1-path(Avatar of Boris)]
5651	mirror mime soul fragment	0		Last Available: "2012-04"
5652	yellow narrow Monster Manuel	0		Free Pull
5653	key-o-tron	0		
5654	decent special nailswurst	3	good	Effect: "Think Win-Lose", Effect Duration: 35
5655	extra-dry artisanal used beer	5	EPIC	
5656	Huggler Radio	0		Free Pull
5657	fettucini &eacute;pines Inconnu recipe	0		Recipe: "fettucini &eacute;pines Inconnu"
5658	slap and slap again recipe	0		Recipe: "slap and slap again"
5659	shaking savvy insulting hat	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "cap 2"
5660	narrow offensive moustache of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Single Equip
5661	wholesome hairshirt	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10
5662	Olympic-sized Clan crate	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-05"
5663	cyan microwave	0		Free Pull
5664	ghostly jittery pony keg	0		Free Pull
5665	How to Tolerate Jerks	0		Skill: "Thick-Skinned"
5666	How to Hold a Grudge	0		Skill: "Chip on your Shoulder"
5667	pulsating pulsating puppet strings	0		Free Pull
5668	yellow bagged &quot;L&quot;	0		
5669	twirling club	0		
5670	delicious super-sized red fettucini &eacute;pines Inconnu	5	awesome	
5671	weak artisanal slap and slap again	2	EPIC	
5672	gunpowder burrito	2	good	
5673	yellow beery blood	2	good	
5674	mirror blurry &quot;L&quot;	0		
5675	modified wobbly olive watered-down Red Minotaur	1		
5676	tumbling pool torpedo	0		Last Available: "2012-05"
5677	cyan Ze&trade; goggles of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "Atk, cap 7", Last Available: "2012-05"
5678	soggy used band-aid	0		Last Available: "2012-05"
5679	sinister stylish swimsuit of Leguizamo	0		Spell Damage: +10, Monster Level: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 10", Last Available: "2012-05"
5680	lost key	0		Last Available: "2012-05"
5681	immense rotten P.B.L.T.	6	crappy	
5682	note from Clancy	0		Skill: "Request Sandwich"
5683	BURT	0		
5684	bouncing handful of juicy garbage	0		
5685	bugbear communicator badge	0		
5686	quantum nanopolymer spider web	0		
5687	bugbear autopsy tweezers	0		
5688	UV monocular of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Single Equip
5689	drone self-destruct chip	0		
5690	narrow olive Jeff Goldblum larva	0		
5691	wobbly pacification grenade	0		
5692	yellow Fonzie's quantum disintegrator pistol	0		Experience (Moxie): +1
5693	nippy phase-tuned shield generator belt	0		Cold Damage: +10, Single Equip
5694	Thwaitgold woollybear statuette	0		
5695	ruddy bugbear detector	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Single Equip
5696	bugbear purification pill	0		
5697	1 Meat	0		
5698	flame-wreathed The Lost Glasses of doom	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
5699	The Lost Pill Bottle	0		Last Available: "2012-05"
5700	jittery The Lost Comb	0		
5701	blue Moping Artistic Goth Kid	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-06"
5702	teal mannequin	0		Familiar Weight: +5
5703	crayon shavings	0		Last Available: "2012-06"
5704	shaking wax bugbear	0		Last Available: "2012-06"
5705	shaking Van der Graaf wax hat of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy", Last Available: "2012-06"
5706	wobbly Lo Pan's wax pants of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xBarrr, cap 12", Last Available: "2012-06"
5707	FDKOL commendation	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5708	ionized vacuum-sealed red shaking drop of water-37	0		Effect: "There Wolf", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2012-07"
5709	blue miser's fireman's helmet of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Meat Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "cold atk", Last Available: "2012-07"
5712	lard-coated fire axe	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2012-07"
5713	frightening MacGyver's boxer's fire extinguisher	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Maximum MP: +100, Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2012-07"
5714	FDKOL tattoo	0		
5715	jittery olive Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians	0		Skill: "Frigidalmatian", Last Available: "2012-07"
5716	Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used)	0		Skill: "Frigidalmatian", Last Available: "2012-07"
5717	flavorless super-sized FDKOL hotcakes	5	decent	Last Available: "2012-07"
5718	squat hot egg	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5719	smoking grass	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5720	thick yummy fiery wing	5	awesome	Last Available: "2012-07"
5721	up-at-dawn curative wings of fire	0		Adventures: +5, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2012-07"
5722	bouncing FDKOL fire hose of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Last Available: "2012-07"
5723	Vulcanized pressed bottle of fire	0		Effect: "Cute Vision", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2012-07"
5724	molten brick	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5725	teal hot daub	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5726	foul-smelling supercharged hot daub bun	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Stench Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cap 21", Last Available: "2012-07"
5727	shaking jittery Van der Graaf hot daub stand of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cap 21", Last Available: "2012-07"
5728	lion tamer's steel-toed foot-long hot daub	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Experience (familiar): +2, Last Available: "2012-07"
5729	huge ballpark hot daub	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5730	tasty angst burger	3	awesome	
5731	watered-down perfectly mixed 5-hour acrimony	2	EPIC	
5732	blank note	0		
5733	jittery eerily silent box	0		
5734	tasty super-sized wobbly forbidden sausage	5	awesome	
5735	red Lord Flameface's cloak of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Swirl Cloak", Last Available: "2012-07"
5736	denatured quadruple-deionized enhanced upside-down Drizzlers&trade; Black Licorice	0		Effect: "Marinated", Effect Duration: 20
5737	oxidized daub-breaker	0		Effect: "Nut-Rition", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2020-09"
5738	gray Camp Scout backpack of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100, Softcore Only, Drops Items, Last Available: "2012-07"
5739	CSA fire-starting kit	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5740	moldy bouncing bag of GORP	4	crappy	Last Available: "2012-07"
5741	hand-crafted practically non-alcoholic water purification pills	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-07"
5742	spinning blurry Camp Scout pup tent	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5743	smooth boozy CSA scoutmaster's &quot;water&quot;	5	awesome	Last Available: "2012-07"
5744	diet spoiled bag of GORF	1	crappy	Last Available: "2012-07"
5745	CSA discount card	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
5746	decent jittery bag of QWOP	4	good	Last Available: "2012-07"
5747	denatured blinking blinking huge CSA bravery badge	0		Effect: "Jittery", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2012-07"
5748	CSA all-purpose soap	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5749	perfectly mixed CSA cheerfulness ration	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-07"
5750	jittery CSA obedience grenade	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5751	shaking Tales of the Word Realms	0		
5752	stale huge crappy brain	6	decent	
5753	spoiled decent brain	3	crappy	
5754	half-sized tasty red good brain	2	awesome	
5755	bland boss brain	3	decent	
5756	diet decent hunter brain	1	good	
5758	fireproof resourceful Staff of Holiday Sensations of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Maximum MP: +50, Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2011-11"
5759	careful MacGyver's staff	0		Maximum MP: +100, Monster Level: -10
5760	blurry double-paned coward's experienced staff	0		Experience: +2, Monster Level: -20, Cold Resistance: +5
5761	rosewater-soaked coward's Staff of the Scummy Sink of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Monster Level: -20, Stench Resistance: +3, Slime Hates It: +1
5762	green nose	0		
5763	nasty chilly Superhero Reboots	0		Cold Damage: +5, Stench Damage: +5
5764	Socratic fuzzy busby of the scaredy-cat	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Monster Level: -15, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, cap 32"
5765	hardened Samson's fuzzy earmuffs	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Damage Reduction: 3, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, cap 32"
5766	friendly fortified fuzzy montera of vim and vigor	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Familiar Weight: +3, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, cap 32"
5767	Unagnimated Gnome	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-08"
5768	yellow gnomish swimmer's ears	0		Better Diver: +10, Equips On: "Reagnimated Gnome", Familiar Effect: "underwater", Last Available: "2012-08"
5769	gray gnomish coal miner's lung	0		Equips On: "Reagnimated Gnome", Familiar Effect: "block", Last Available: "2012-08"
5770	gnomish tennis elbow	0		Equips On: "Reagnimated Gnome", Familiar Effect: "damage", Last Available: "2012-08"
5771	gnomish housemaid's kgnee	0		Equips On: "Reagnimated Gnome", Familiar Effect: "gain advs", Last Available: "2012-08"
5772	gnomish athlete's foot	0		Equips On: "Reagnimated Gnome", Familiar Effect: "delevel", Last Available: "2012-08"
5773	blurry Thwaitgold maggot statuette	0		
5774	squat talkative skull	0		
5775	squat fronts	0		Familiar Weight: +5
5776	beefy Barney's rake of Tarzan	0		Muscle: +10, Experience (Muscle): +3
5778	miniature toothsome idiot brain	2	awesome	
5779	teal squat energetic keel-haulin' knife	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20
5780	jittery coward's ice cream scoop	0		Monster Level: -20
5781	drinkable soft echo eyedrop antidote martini	4	good	
5782	purple tumbling morningwood plank	0		
5783	raging hardwood plank	0		
5784	weirdwood plank	0		
5785	thick caulk	0		
5786	hard screw	0		
5787	messy butt joint	0		
5788	smut orc keepsake box	0		
5789	blinking bubblin' crude	0		
5790	box of bear arms	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5791	wobbly smelly right bear arm of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Kodiak Moment", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Grizzly Scene", Last Available: "2012-09", Softcore Only: [1-path(Zombie Slayer)]
5792	pulsating arcane researcher's left bear arm of Leguizamo of the cheetah	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Monster Level: +20, Initiative: +60, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Bear-Backrub", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Bear-ly Legal", Last Available: "2012-09", Softcore Only: [1-path(Zombie Slayer)]
5793	ghostly Hat O' Nine Tails of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20
5794	moist energized Enchanted Plunger	0		Effect: "The Smeezingtons", Effect Duration: 50
5795	triple-warmed colloidal shaking pulsating tumbling Enchanted Flyswatter	0		Effect: "Gobliny Flavor", Effect Duration: 63
5796	modified Gearhead Goo	0		Effect: "Dance Interpreter", Effect Duration: 56
5797	double-quantum spinning Missing Eye Simulation Device	0		Effect: "Petit Force", Effect Duration: 18
5798	energized irradiated huge maroon blinking Gnollish Crossdress	0		Effect: "Mint-Condition Breath", Effect Duration: 29
5799	galvanized energized maroon eldritch dough	0		Effect: "Hustlin'", Effect Duration: 59
5800	alkaline Charity's choker	0		Effect: "El Tango de la Maldita Suegra", Effect Duration: 65
5801	non-improved Smart Bone Dust	0		Effect: "Bilious Brawn", Effect Duration: 26
5802	corrupted oxidized perpendicular guano	0		Effect: "Feet of Grapefruit", Effect Duration: 38
5803	flattened quantum deionized White Chocolate Golem Seeds	0		Effect: "Kernel Panic!", Effect Duration: 69
5804	super-liquefied quantum Shivering Ch&egrave;vre	0		Effect: "Milk Studly", Effect Duration: 62
5805	tarnished irradiated blinking breath mint	0		Effect: "Starry-Eyed", Effect Duration: 22
5806	chilled muesli	0		Effect: "Extra-Wet", Effect Duration: 18
5807	modified wobbly glass of warm milk	0		Effect: "All Branned Up", Effect Duration: 68
5808	pressed huge shaking glass of gnat milk	0		Effect: "Amplified Fabulousness", Effect Duration: 14
5809	colloidal magnetized Knob Goblin Mutagen	0		Effect: "stats.enq", Effect Duration: 42
5810	pickled boiled cyan Tears of the Quiet Healer	0		Effect: "Hopped Up on Goofballs", Effect Duration: 59
5811	anodized triple-chilled spinning tube of lipstick	0		Effect: "Radiant Personality", Effect Duration: 56
5812	chilled skelelton spine	0		Effect: "Moose Wisdom", Effect Duration: 20
5813	alkaline electrified smut orc sunglasses	0		Effect: "Cybernetic Muscles", Effect Duration: 49
5814	moist blob of acid	0		Effect: "Red-Shirted Escort", Effect Duration: 30
5815	adjusted flayed mind	0		Effect: "Thickest, Sickest", Effect Duration: 40
5816	triple-altered extra-ionized kobold kibble	0		Effect: "Stimulated Body", Effect Duration: 22
5817	quadruple-dry modified blinking forest spirit rattle	0		Effect: "Tasting the Rainbow", Effect Duration: 11
5818	tarnished Stone Golem pebbles	0		Effect: "Dilated Pupils", Effect Duration: 38
5819	electrified Vulcanized gravy fairy warlock hat	0		Effect: "Peppermint Bite", Effect Duration: 37
5820	extra-galvanized vacuum-sealed bull blubber	0		Effect: "Hopped Up on Goofballs", Effect Duration: 34
5821	improved extra-energized dry mirror purple frog lip-print	0		Effect: "Gamer Rage", Effect Duration: 18
5822	triple-irradiated gazely stare	0		Effect: "protect.enq", Effect Duration: 65
5823	double-polymerized canopic jar	0		Effect: "Fungal Fortification", Effect Duration: 25
5824	boiled aerosolized blinking clove-flavored lip balm	0		Effect: "Good Karma", Effect Duration: 57
5825	improved pulsating mirror Skullery Maid's Knee	0		Effect: "Piratastic", Effect Duration: 41
5826	Vulcanized triple-electrified zombie hollandaise	0		Effect: "Sensation", Effect Duration: 16
5827	unsweetened tumbling skeletal banana	0		Effect: "Mo' Hobo", Effect Duration: 18
5828	double-alkaline concentrated activated maroon gilt perfume bottle	0		Effect: "Cockroach Scurry", Effect Duration: 59
5829	pressed warmed jittery janglin' bones	0		Effect: "Spiro Gyro", Effect Duration: 18
5830	aerosolized moist lime green pygmy papers	0		Effect: "Moose Wisdom", Effect Duration: 36
5831	altered ionized double-ionized pygmy dart	0		Effect: "Sucrose-Colored Glasses", Effect Duration: 26
5832	alkaline extra-galvanized secret mummy herbs and spices	0		Effect: "Well-Lubed", Effect Duration: 30
5833	polarized brigand brittle	0		Effect: "Cool, Catlike", Effect Duration: 29
5834	unsweetened alkaline maroon holistic headache remedy	0		Effect: "Protection from Bad Stuff", Effect Duration: 60
5835	diffused scrunchie tourniquet	0		Effect: "In the Saucestream", Effect Duration: 20
5836	dry ionized embezzler's oil	0		Effect: "Salty Dogs", Effect Duration: 40
5837	corrupted green Fu Manchu Wax	0		Effect: "Really Deep Breath", Effect Duration: 50
5838	colloidal triple-colloidal double-adjusted blinking Iiti Kitty Gumdrop	0		Effect: "Rave Nirvana", Effect Duration: 20
5839	enhanced ravenous eye	0		Effect: "Crotchety, Pining", Effect Duration: 60
5840	improved Rogue Windmill Rouge	0		Effect: "Took Eleven", Effect Duration: 21
5841	electrified upside-down A muse-bouche	0		Effect: "Chari Tea", Effect Duration: 36
5842	triple-improved blinking cyan toothbrush	0		Effect: "All Fired Up", Effect Duration: 41
5843	wet jittery pirate cream pie	0		Effect: "Kissed By Fire", Effect Duration: 29
5844	electrified una poca de gracia	0		Effect: "Wreathed in Merriment", Effect Duration: 11
5845	improved wet blurry compressed air canister	0		Effect: "Concentration", Effect Duration: 47
5846	super-anodized ghostly salt water taffy	0		Effect: "Radiated and Grodiated", Effect Duration: 13
5847	dry mirror unholy water	0		Effect: "Chilblains of the Corn", Effect Duration: 37
5848	boiled anodized Bangyomaman battle juice	0		Effect: "Cotton Mouthed", Effect Duration: 62
5849	cold-filtered handyman &quot;hand soap&quot;	0		Effect: "Thicker, Sicker", Effect Duration: 50
5850	pickled space marine flash grenade	0		Effect: "Very Clean Guns", Effect Duration: 43
5851	electrified skewed narrow jittery temporary tribal tattoo	0		Effect: "Insatiable Hunger", Effect Duration: 64
5852	flattened activated irradiated squat oil-filled donut	0		Effect: "Cancer Rising", Effect Duration: 52
5853	quantum stick-on gnome beard	0		Effect: "Eyes Wide Propped", Effect Duration: 57
5854	double-improved BRICKO stud	0		Effect: "Analog Drunk", Effect Duration: 59
5855	triple-oxidized Osk'r Chow	0		Effect: "stats.enq", Effect Duration: 32
5856	pickled diffused Scuba Snack	0		Effect: "Funky Coal Patina", Effect Duration: 50
5857	dry pulsating grey cube	0		Effect: "Booing Radly", Effect Duration: 50
5858	Vulcanized olive votive candle	0		Effect: "Permafrosty", Effect Duration: 65
5859	double-dry booby trap	0		Effect: "Truly Gritty", Effect Duration: 28
5860	magnetized Agent Corrigan's cigarette	0		Effect: "Educated (Sorta)", Effect Duration: 46
5861	corrupted nitrogenated dry good ash	0		Effect: "Fishy Fortification", Effect Duration: 37
5862	Tome of Rad Libs	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-09", Skill: "Summon Rad Libs"
5863	Rad Lib	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5864	papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; glob	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5865	nitrogenated narrow papier-mochi	0		Effect: "All Fired Up", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2012-09"
5866	polymerized blinking papier-m&acirc;chaeranthera	0		Effect: "Ice Packed", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2012-09"
5867	cold-filtered blinking ghostly papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; toothpicks	0		Effect: "Spirit Bubble", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2012-09"
5868	papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute;te of the brute of courage	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Spooky Resistance: +3, Alters Page Text, Last Available: "2012-09"
5869	curative veiny papier-m&acirc;chine gun	0		Maximum HP: +10, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Alters Page Text, Last Available: "2012-09"
5870	rock-hard beefcake's papier-masque	0		Muscle: +25, Damage Reduction: 5, Single Equip, Alters Page Text, Last Available: "2012-09"
5871	skewed wholesome papier-mitre of doom	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Alters Page Text, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2012-09"
5872	inspector's rock-hard papier-m&acirc;churidars	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Item Drop: +15, Alters Page Text, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2012-09"
5873	papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; plaque	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5874	papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; handle	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5875	papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; base	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5876	papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; bowl	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5877	papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; trophy pi&ntilde;ata	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5878	toasty Rainbow Jello Mould	0		Hot Damage: +5
5879	squat Pete & Jackie's Dragon Tooth Emporium Catalog	0		Last Available: "2012-10"
5880	packet of dragon's teeth	0		Last Available: "2012-10"
5881	skeleton	0		Last Available: "2012-10"
5882	wool lard-coated skeleton skis of the cheetah	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +1, Initiative: +60, Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-10"
5883	rotten miniature bouncing skeleton quiche	2	crappy	Last Available: "2012-10"
5884	skeletal scabbard	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-10"
5885	skeletal skiff	0		Last Available: "2012-10"
5886	prompt aromatic hardy fortified Bonestabber	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Maximum HP: +50, Stench Resistance: +1, Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2012-10"
5887	delicious watered-down fancy crystal skeleton vodka	2	awesome	Effect: "Salsa Satanica", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2012-10"
5888	Lazybones&trade; recliner	0		Last Available: "2012-10"
5889	wobbly veiny auxiliary backbone	0		Maximum HP: +10, Last Available: "2012-10"
5890	skewed skulldozer egg	0		Last Available: "2012-10"
5891	ribcage rollcage	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2012-10"
5892	diffused altered that gum you like	0		Effect: "Ooh, Sweet!", Effect Duration: 19
5893	dreaming Jung man	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-12"
5894	narrow Little Crimson Book	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
5895	avatar of the Unconscious Collective	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-12"
5896	canary nightlight	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
5897	vaporized skewed Unconscious Collective Dream Jar	1	crappy	Last Available: "2013-12"
5898	jar of psychoses (The Suspicious-Looking Guy)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5899	jar of psychoses (The Captain of the Gourd)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5900	jar of psychoses (The Crackpot Mystic)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5901	green wobbly jar of psychoses (The Old Man)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5902	jar of psychoses (The Pretentious Artist)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5903	tumbling jar of psychoses (The Meatsmith)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5905	jar of psychoses (Jick)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5906	pixel pill	0		
5907	narrow huge pixel energy tank	0		
5908	skewed ChibiBuddy&trade; (on)	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5909	curative wedding ring of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip
5910	deactivated nanobots	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-11"
5911	nanorhino credit card	0		Last Available: "2012-11"
5912	mirror Jack Frost's slick Solstice Shield	0		Moxie: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +50
5913	adjusted chilled candy sushi set	0		Effect: "Turtle Power", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2012-12"
5914	boiled extra-alkaline lime green wobbly sweet mochi ball	0		Effect: "Gemini Rising", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2012-12"
5915	quadruple-pressed concentrated beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	0		Effect: "Army of One", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2012-12"
5916	liquefied aerosolized cyan sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	0		Effect: "Trivia Master", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2012-12"
5917	altered altered cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	0		Effect: "Spookyravin'", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2012-12"
5918	plastic animelf of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Last Available: "2012-12"
5919	toasty plastic ChibiBuddy&trade;	0		Hot Damage: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5920	zippy plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf	0		Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2012-12"
5921	experienced plastic Uncle Crimboku	0		Experience: +2, Last Available: "2012-12"
5922	yellow plastic MechaElf	0		Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5923	plastic ingot	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5924	shaking electrical thingamabob	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5925	blue ChibiBuddy&trade; (off)	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5926	BittyCar MeatCar	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5927	jittery tumbling narrow BittyCar HotCar	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5928	red brainwave-controlled unicorn horn of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Uni-Gore", Familiar Effect: "atk, 5xVolley, cap 2", Last Available: "2012-12"
5929	bubble-wrap simulator	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5930	bouncing blind-packed capsule toy	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5931	twirling gray prompt avaricious quilted plastic four-shadowed mime	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Meat Drop: +30, Adventures: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-12"
5932	blurry beefy plastic Bugbear Captain of Flo-Jo	0		Muscle: +10, Initiative: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-12"
5933	red extremely unsafe plastic Rene C. Corman of courage	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Spooky Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-12"
5934	educational plastic Lord Flameface of Flo-Jo	0		Experience: +1, Initiative: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-12"
5935	mirror yellow veiny plastic Beebee King	0		Maximum HP: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5936	plastic Queen Bee of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Last Available: "2012-12"
5937	bouncing toasty plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer	0		Hot Damage: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5938	brawny plastic Clancy the Minstrel	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Last Available: "2012-12"
5939	squat plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Last Available: "2012-12"
5940	squat scorching plastic spiderbugbear	0		Hot Damage: +25, Last Available: "2012-12"
5941	baleful plastic peacannon	0		Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2012-12"
5942	frosty plastic the Free Man	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5943	auspicious plastic fire servant	0		Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5944	arcane researcher's plastic mumblebee	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5945	Temple Grandin's plastic moneybee	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Last Available: "2012-12"
5946	fireproof plastic beebee gunners	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2012-12"
5947	maroon therapeutic plastic beebee queue	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2012-12"
5948	weightlifter's plastic buzzerker	0		Muscle: +15, Last Available: "2012-12"
5949	ghostly plastic bee swarm of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2012-12"
5950	lime green plastic batbugbear of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Last Available: "2012-12"
5951	ghostly plastic bugaboo of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Last Available: "2012-12"
5952	Lo Pan's plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Last Available: "2012-12"
5953	thinker's plastic ops bugbear	0		Mysticality: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5954	smooth plastic hypodermic bugbear	0		Moxie: +15, Last Available: "2012-12"
5955	foul-smelling plastic cavebugbear	0		Stench Damage: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5956	shellacked plastic Norville Rogers	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Last Available: "2012-12"
5957	teal blurry blinking greedy plastic Scott the Miner	0		Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2012-12"
5958	Jim Carey's plastic angry space marine	0		Monster Level: +25, Last Available: "2012-12"
5959	mirror plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2012-12"
5960	grievous plastic Father McGruber	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2012-12"
5961	narrow boxer's plastic Hank North, Photojournalist	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5962	plastic blazing bat of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2012-12"
5963	blurry gravedigger's electronic dulcimer pants of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Spooky Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play Hog Fiddle", Familiar Effect: "8xPotato, cap 2", Last Available: "2012-12"
5964	yellow A-Boo clue	0		
5965	Frown Exerciser of the dark arts of vim and vigor	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-12"
5966	squat soul monocle	0		Single Equip
5967	soul doorbell	0		
5968	mirror soul coin	0		
5969	skewed mirror ghostly soul knife	0		
5970	weightlifter's soul mask	0		Muscle: +15, Single Equip
5971	record of infuriating silence	0		Skill: "Silent Slam", Last Available: "2012-10"
5972	record of infuriating silence (used)	0		Skill: "Silent Slam", Last Available: "2012-10"
5973	record of tranquil silence	0		Skill: "Silent Squirt", Last Available: "2012-10"
5974	record of tranquil silence (used)	0		Skill: "Silent Squirt", Last Available: "2012-10"
5975	teal record of menacing silence	0		Skill: "Silent Slice", Last Available: "2012-10"
5976	record of menacing silence (used)	0		Skill: "Silent Slice", Last Available: "2012-10"
5977	lime green wholesome steel-toed silent beret of the brazier	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, cap 3"
5978	spoiled snack-sized slice of pizza	2	crappy	Last Available: "2013-02"
5979	huge coin	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5980	cartoon heart	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5981	star	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5982	drinkable spinning tankard of ale	3	good	Last Available: "2013-02"
5983	vial of holy water	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5984	aromatic Fonzie's wizardly cloth cap	0		Mysticality: +25, Experience (Moxie): +1, Stench Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 12", Last Available: "2013-02"
5985	jittery sizzling chilly hardened iron dagger	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Cold Damage: +5, Hot Damage: +10, Last Available: "2013-02"
5986	diet bland pulsating hamburger	1	decent	Last Available: "2013-02"
5987	dollar-sign bag	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5988	narrow potion	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5989	tumbling potion	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5990	watered-down bad bottle of wine	2	decent	Last Available: "2013-02"
5991	round bomb	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5992	frightening manspreader's iron helmet of mayonnaise	0		Monster Level: +10, Spooky Damage: +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-02"
5993	auspicious Jeselnik's crafty steel sword	0		Maximum MP: +10, Sleaze Damage: +25, Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2013-02"
5994	miniature stale whole roasted chicken	2	decent	Last Available: "2013-02"
5995	massive gemstone	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5996	extra-strength potion	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5997	bouncing potion	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5998	distilled drinkable olive shining goblet	5	good	Last Available: "2013-02"
5999	fireball	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
6000	reassuring studded crown of Flo-Jo	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Spooky Resistance: +1, Initiative: +100, Familiar Effect: "3xGhoul, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-02"
6001	wobbly hale quilted slick sword	0		Moxie: +10, Damage Absorption: +40, Maximum HP: +20, Last Available: "2013-02"
6002	lard-coated Temple Grandin's resourceful Helm of the Scream Emperor	0		Maximum MP: +50, Familiar Weight: +7, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xFairy, cap 30", Last Available: "2013-02"
6003	purple aromatic wicked Cloak of Dire Shadows of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Spell Damage: +5, Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2013-02"
6004	scorching forbidden brawny Sword of Dark Omens	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Hot Damage: +25, Last Available: "2013-02"
6005	shaking veiny dance instructor's Shield of Icy Fate of the bloodbag	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Maximum HP: 110, Last Available: "2013-02"
6006	scandalous mansplainer's banded Greaves of the Murk Lord	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Monster Level: +15, Sleaze Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, cap 30", Last Available: "2013-02"
6007	pulsating Gauntlets of the Blood Moon of the blizzard of terror of the sweet-tooth	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Candy Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-02"
6008	greasy baleful weightlifter's Boots of Twilight Whispers	0		Muscle: +15, Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-02"
6009	wobbly smelly wholesome studded Belt of Howling Anger	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-02"
6010	blurry electrified logging hatchet	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
6011	fuchsia educational orc wrist	0		Experience: +1
6012	mirror freshwater pearl necklace of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20
6013	asbestos-lined educational orcish stud-finder	0		Experience: +1, Hot Resistance: +5
6014	hardened screwing pooch	0		Damage Reduction: 3
6015	altered mirror orcish hand lotion	0		Effect: "Rad-ish", Effect Duration: 15
6016	super-anodized unsweetened mirror orcish rubber	0		Effect: "Frost Tea", Effect Duration: 18
6017	wet jittery orcish nailing lube	0		Effect: "In the Slimelight", Effect Duration: 23
6018	tolerable weak twirling backwoods screwdriver	2	good	
6019	stylish loadstone	0		Moxie: +25
6020	MacGyver's Claybender glasses of the glutton	0		Maximum MP: +100, Food Drop: +100, Single Equip
6021	shaking knitted thinker's Duskwalker fangs	0		Mysticality: +10, Cold Resistance: +3
6022	Space Tourist Phaser	0		
6023	brainy Whoompa Fur Pants of the blizzard	0		Mysticality: +5, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 27"
6024	bouncing scandalous Whatsian Ionic Pliers	0		Sleaze Damage: +5
6025	adjusted tumbling Polysniff Perfume	0		Effect: "Bread-Lined", Effect Duration: 64
6026	Duskwalker syringe	0		
6027	Space Tours Tripple	0		
6028	green pulsating Battlie Light Saver	0		
6029	T.U.R.D.S. Key	0		
6030	dress pants of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Familiar Effect: "2xFairy, cap 28"
6031	extremely unsafe badge of authority	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Single Equip
6032	extremely unsafe Sinatra's motorcycle boots	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Single Equip
6033	hale stolen necklace of the boozehound	0		Maximum HP: +20, Booze Drop: +100
6034	troll britches of the empath of the glutton	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Food Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "1.5xPotato, cap 28"
6035	alkaline activated shaking vial of The Glistening	0		Effect: "You Know When to Walk Away", Effect Duration: 49
6036	delicious special artisanal limoncello	3	awesome	Effect: "Chow Downed", Effect Duration: 15
6037	ginger ale	0		
6038	big adequate incredible pizza	5	good	
6039	pulsating savvy oil cap of bravery	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Spooky Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "cap 28"
6040	wobbly executive hale oil lamp	0		Maximum HP: +20, Meat Drop: +40
6041	zippy oil slacks	0		Initiative: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 30"
6042	chilly oil pan	0		Cold Damage: +5
6043	boid	0		
6044	blurry woim	0		
6045	pulsating skewed Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette	0		
6046	blue BittyCar SoulCar	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6047	upside-down zippy Misty Cloak of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Initiative: +20
6048	Misty Robe of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Item Drop: +5
6049	bouncing therapeutic healthy wicked Misty Cape	0		Spell Damage: +5, Maximum HP Percent: +20, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
6050	woimbook	0		Familiar Weight: +5
6051	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6052	decent diet ghostly Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco	1	good	Last Available: "2012-12"
6053	boozy hand-crafted Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-12"
6054	cold-filtered galvanized Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro	0		Effect: "Antarctic Memories", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2012-12"
6055	psychoanalytic jar	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6056	squat green The Sword in the Steak	0		Last Available: "2013-12", Wiki Name: "The Sword in the Steak (item)"
6057	ghostly stylish Meatcleaver of mayonnaise	0		Moxie: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2013-12"
6058	skewed green Crimbo Elf bobble-head of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Last Available: "2012-12"
6059	blurry lard-coated Crimbo stogie-scented room odorizer	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2012-12"
6060	Crimbo bottomless hot cocoa mug of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2012-12"
6061	Crimbo tree flocker of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Last Available: "2012-12"
6062	Crimbo light-up Rudolph doll of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2012-12"
6063	Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2012-12"
6064	sharp tin strip	0		
6065	pulsating wad of spider silk	0		
6066	ghostly goblin collarbone	0		
6067	jittery mansplainer's Rosewater's Truthsayer	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Monster Level: +15, Last Available: "2013-12"
6068	loose blade	0		
6069	goblin bone hilt	0		
6070	sword blade	0		
6071	lime green Thinknerd's Grimoire of Geeky Gifts	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-12", Skill: "Summon Geeky Gifts"
6072	narrow confusing LED clock	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6073	frozen blurry haggis-infused soap	0		Effect: "Warm Belly", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2012-12"
6074	oxidized huge jittery magicberry tablets	0		Effect: "Nature's Bounty", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2012-12"
6075	triple-dry corrupted purple 37x37x37 puzzle cube	0		Effect: "Cancer Rising", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2012-12"
6076	bad watered-down cyan McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade	2	decent	Last Available: "2012-12"
6077	spoiled mirror haggis-wrapped haggis-stuffed haggis	4	crappy	Last Available: "2012-12"
6078	olive home robotics kit	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6079	school calculator watch	0		Last Available: "2012-12", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.25
6080	smooth haggis socks	0		Moxie: +15, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Haggis Kick", Last Available: "2012-12"
6081	twirling airblaster gun	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Air Blast", Last Available: "2012-12"
6082	tumbling narrow Thinknerd T-shirt grab bag	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6083	actual reality goggles	0		Single Equip, Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-12"
6084	narrow Mr. Haggis	0		Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2012-12"
6085	magnetic sculpture kit	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6086	scorching Microplushie: Otakulone	0		Hot Damage: +25, Last Available: "2012-12"
6087	nasty Microplushie: Hippylase	0		Stench Damage: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
6088	occult Microplushie: Bropane	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Last Available: "2012-12"
6089	sizzling Microplushie: Sororitrate	0		Hot Damage: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
6090	purple energetic Microplushie: Gothochondria	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2012-12"
6091	resourceful Microplushie: Raverdrine	0		Maximum MP: +50, Last Available: "2012-12"
6092	gray wholesome Microplushie: Hobomosome	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
6093	huge blue rosewater-soaked Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2012-12"
6094	bouncing Microplushie: Dorkonide of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2012-12"
6095	beefcake's Microplushie: Fauxnerditide	0		Muscle: +25, Last Available: "2012-12"
6096	twirling dog trainer's Microplushie: Hipsterine	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Last Available: "2012-12"
6097	classy monkey	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6098	gourd potion	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6099	narrow blue Jack Frost's Thinknerd T-Shirt	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2012-12"
6100	squat pile of useless robot parts	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6101	blinking homemade robot	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6102	ghostly homemade robot gear	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6103	Artist's Whisk of Misery	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6104	yellow Artist's Butterknife of Regret	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6105	blinking Artist's Spatula of Despair	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6106	tumbling jittery Artist's Cookie Cutter of Loneliness	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6107	bouncing Artist's Cr&egrave;me Brul&eacute;e Torch of Fury	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6108	bouncing huge inspector's wizardly Ginsu&trade;	0		Mysticality: +25, Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2013-12"
6109	bubble-wrap simulator (one broken button)	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6110	bubble-wrap simulator (half broken)	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6111	tumbling bubble-wrap simulator (one button left)	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6112	yellow zaibatsu lobby card	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6113	zaibatsu level 1 card	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6114	ghostly zaibatsu level 2 card	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6115	zaibatsu level 3 card	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6116	huge CEO office card	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6117	test site key	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6118	goggles	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6119	wobbly abacus	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6120	mirror bonsai tree	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6121	acceptable Chinese beer	4	good	Last Available: "2013-12"
6122	cat statue	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6123	skewed rhinoceros horn	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6124	furry pink pillow	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6125	magnetized modified bottle of limeade	0		Effect: "Christmessy", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2013-12"
6126	blinking Tesla therapeutic novelty tattoo sleeves	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6127	mirror pair of rhinoceros horns	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6128	furry brown pillow	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6129	twirling makeshift yakuza mask of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Last Available: "2013-12"
6130	olive piece	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6131	gray toy taijijian	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6132	battery	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6133	educational White Dragon Fang of the ox of the early riser	0		Muscle: +20, Experience: +1, Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2013-12"
6134	energetic butterfly knife	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2013-12"
6135	tube of herbal ointment	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6136	pencil kunai	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6137	scandalous weighted paperclip chain	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
6138	gray great capacitor	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6139	rubber gloves of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2013-12"
6140	Chinese curse words	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6141	triad summoning scroll	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6142	flavorless snack-sized ghostly roasted duck	2	decent	Last Available: "2013-12"
6143	spoiled blurry dead meat bun	4	crappy	Last Available: "2013-12"
6144	olive experienced cat collar	0		Experience: +2, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6145	spinning wicked suspicious-looking fedora of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Spell Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 15", Last Available: "2013-12"
6147	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6148	Deactivated MiniMechaElf	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6149	upside-down MiniMechaElf Laser Punch Missile Launcher	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6150	Snow Suit	0		Familiar Weight: +20, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2013-01"
6151	carrot nose	0		Last Available: "2013-01"
6152	tasty carrot cake	3	awesome	Last Available: "2013-01"
6153	triple-distilled hand-crafted carrot claret	8	EPIC	Last Available: "2013-01"
6154	dried mirror skewed carrot juice	1	good	Effect: "Salamander In Your Stomach", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2013-01"
6155	pixel power cell	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6156	flickering pixel	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6157	red fireproof Byte of the early riser	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2013-12"
6158	experienced anger blaster	0		Experience: +2, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Rage Flame", Last Available: "2013-12"
6159	Temple Grandin's doubt cannon	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Doubt Shackles", Last Available: "2013-12"
6160	stanky fear condenser	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fear Vapor", Last Available: "2013-12"
6161	blinking pulsating vibrating regret hose	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Tear Wave", Last Available: "2013-12"
6162	tumbling Young Man's Crew Sequester	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6163	Young Man's Cargo Load	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6164	padded groovy commodore's hat	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Damage Absorption: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley", Last Available: "2013-12"
6165	tumbling gray naval trousers of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xPotato", Last Available: "2013-12"
6166	frightening padded deck cannon	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
6167	pulsating huge hardened ornamental sextant	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Last Available: "2013-12"
6168	thinker's Bloodbath of terror	0		Mysticality: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6169	smooth Hundred Headed IPA	4	awesome	Last Available: "2013-12"
6170	spoiled thick green chum	5	crappy	Last Available: "2013-12"
6171	activated extra-unsweetened crude crudit&eacute;s	0		Effect: "Oh Hamlet Hamlet Hamlet Hamlet", Effect Duration: 13
6172	alkaline polarized jittery shaking candy crayons	0		Effect: "Whippin' It Good", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2020-09"
6173	Fonzie's pixel grappling hook of bravery	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Spooky Resistance: +5
6174	GameInformPowerDailyPro magazine	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
6175	skewed GameInformPowerDailyPro walkthru	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
6176	cosmic egg	0		
6177	mirror cosmic dough	0		
6178	tumbling cosmic vegetable	0		
6179	shaking cosmic cheese	0		
6180	cosmic potted meat product	0		
6181	tumbling cosmic potato	0		
6182	cosmic cream	0		
6183	cosmic fruit	0		
6184	ghostly hardy Rosewater's Jarlsberg's hat of the pedagogue	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Experience: +3, Maximum HP: +50
6185	spoiled consummate hard-boiled egg	4	crappy	
6186	rotten bouncing consummate fried egg	4	crappy	
6187	stale special consummate egg salad	4	decent	Effect: "Ode to Booze", Effect Duration: 5
6188	spoiled snack-sized red blurry consummate bagel	2	crappy	
6189	normal wobbly consummate sliced bread	4	good	
6190	low-calorie stale tumbling consummate hot dog bun	1	decent	
6191	normal tiny consummate brownie	1	good	
6192	stale consummate toast	3	decent	
6193	smooth weak wobbly passable stout	2	awesome	
6194	rotten consummate soup	4	crappy	
6195	decent consummate corn chips	3	good	
6196	enchanted stale consummate salad	4	decent	Effect: "Flamb&eacute;-a-thon", Effect Duration: 40
6197	decent consummate salsa	3	good	
6198	spoiled consummate sauerkraut	3	crappy	
6199	small bland ghostly consummate cheese slice	2	decent	
6200	bland jumbo consummate melted cheese	5	decent	
6201	stale consummate bacon	3	decent	
6202	adequate consummate meatloaf	4	good	
6203	rotten huge consummate steak	3	crappy	
6204	delicious big fuchsia consummate cuts	5	awesome	
6205	thick normal consummate frankfurter	5	good	
6206	snack-sized decent twirling blue consummate french fries	2	good	
6207	immense moldy consummate baked potato	8	crappy	
6208	mediocre fancy acceptable vodka	3	decent	Effect: "Mental A-cue-ity", Effect Duration: 30
6209	decent consummate ice cream	3	good	
6210	toothsome gigantic consummate whipped cream	9	awesome	
6211	super-sized adequate consummate cream	5	good	
6212	rotten consummate strawberries	3	crappy	
6213	spoiled consummate sorbet	4	crappy	
6214	fancy drinkable adequate rum	3	good	Effect: "Cold Jellied", Effect Duration: 5
6215	artisanal special extra-dry blurry mediocre lager	5	EPIC	Effect: "Boo Tea", Effect Duration: 20
6216	tiny rotten enchanted immaculate grilled cheese	1	crappy	Effect: "Thunderspell", Effect Duration: 40
6217	yummy snack-sized immaculate ice cream sandwich	2	awesome	
6218	snack-sized normal spinning immaculate hot dog	2	good	
6219	decent miniature immaculate egg salad sandwich	2	good	
6220	moldy perfect sandwich	3	crappy	
6221	diet moldy perfect chef salad	1	crappy	
6222	immense moldy narrow perfect breakfast	7	crappy	
6223	small flavorless sublime deluxe hot dog	2	decent	
6224	decent fuchsia sublime stew	3	good	
6225	stale gigantic sublime nachos	7	decent	
6226	stale Ultimate Breakfast Sandwich	3	decent	
6227	adequate Loaded Baked Potato	3	good	
6228	half-sized spoiled Omega Sundae	2	crappy	
6229	mediocre weak Das Sauerlager	2	decent	
6230	drinkable Bologna Lambic	3	good	
6231	drinkable high-proof Vodka Dog	10	good	
6232	artisanal Disappointed Russian	4	EPIC	
6233	mediocre weak mirror wobbly Chunky Mary	2	decent	
6234	weak drinkable jittery bouncing Nachojito	2	good	
6235	drinkable cyan Le Roi	4	good	
6236	practically non-alcoholic perfectly mixed maroon Over Easy Rider	1	super ultra EPIC	
6237	cosmic six-pack	0		
6239	extra-oxidized moist cube of ectoplasm	0		Effect: "Slimily Strong", Effect Duration: 36
6240	liquefied Illuminati earpiece	0		Effect: "Ack!  Barred!", Effect Duration: 64
6241	quantum super-ionized censored can label	0		Effect: "Got Your Boots On", Effect Duration: 25
6242	moist moist ectoplasm <i>au jus</i>	0		Effect: "Enraged", Effect Duration: 54
6243	galvanized alkaline the kindest cut	0		Effect: "Painted-On Bikini", Effect Duration: 59
6244	enhanced oxidized blurry cat's paw	0		Effect: "Colorful Gratitude", Effect Duration: 25
6245	colloidal ASCII fu manchu	0		Effect: "Hobo Flavor", Effect Duration: 57
6246	boiled demonic surgical gloves	0		Effect: "Executive Greed", Effect Duration: 58
6247	ionized mirror clip-on ninja tie	0		Effect: "Sweet and Green", Effect Duration: 33
6248	double-irradiated wet ionized pulsating gamer slurry	0		Effect: "Sweet and Red", Effect Duration: 63
6249	lime green wobbly mirror dungeoneering kit	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
6250	Jeselnik's chaotic medical-grade studded numberwang of the brute of temperance	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Damage Absorption: +80, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Sleaze Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +5, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip
6251	quadruple-irradiated dry squat scroll of Protection from Bad Stuff	0		Effect: "Bloody Bloody Bloody!", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2013-02"
6252	quantum shaking scroll of Puddingskin	0		Effect: "Spore-Wreathed", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2013-02"
6253	Spellbook: Walberg's Dim Bulb	0		Skill: "Walberg's Dim Bulb"
6254	Spellbook: Singer's Faithful Ocelot	0		Skill: "Singer's Faithful Ocelot"
6255	spinning Spellbook: Drescher's Annoying Noise	0		Skill: "Drescher's Annoying Noise"
6256	purple dried gelatinous cube	0		
6257	pile of dungeon junk	0		Familiar Weight: +5
6258	inspector's lard-coated supercharged Staff of the Healthy Breakfast of the boozehound	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: +15, Booze Drop: +100, Jiggle: "Recover Some HP"
6259	blurry extremely unsafe smooth Staff of the Staff of Life of the dark arts of extreme caution	0		Moxie: +15, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Monster Level: -25, Jiggle: "Full HP Recovery"
6260	miser's experienced supercool Staff of the Light Lunch	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Experience: +2, Meat Drop: +10, Jiggle: "Deal Some Cold Damage"
6261	skewed medical-grade shellacked Samson's Staff of the Standalone Cheese	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Damage Reduction: 7, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Jiggle: "Banish opponent for the rest of the day"
6262	olive asbestos-lined rock-hard brawny Staff of the Hearty Dinner	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Damage Reduction: 5, Hot Resistance: +5, Jiggle: "Weaken Bad Guy"
6263	tumbling maroon forbidden baleful Staff of the All-Steak of the brazier	0		Spell Damage: +25, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Jiggle: "Massive Bonus to Item Drops"
6264	wobbly purple hardy Staff of Fruit Salad of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Maximum HP: +50, Item Drop: +5, Jiggle: "Deal Some Prismatic Damage"
6265	tumbling Usain Bolt's flame-wreathed Staff of the Cream of the Cream of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Initiative: +80, Jiggle: "Attune to Monster's Essence"
6266	mirror jar of protein powder	0		
6267	flavorless miniature grain of protein powder	2	decent	
6268	irradiated purple pec oil	0		Effect: "Employee of the Month", Effect Duration: 11
6269	toasty gym membership card	0		Hot Damage: +5
6270	double-tarnished quadruple-warmed upside-down Squat-Thrust Magazine	0		Effect: "Stopping to Smell the Flowers", Effect Duration: 64
6271	spinning massive dumbbell	0		
6272	blurry greasy Fonzie's penguin keychain	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
6273	colloidal tarnished spinning O'RLY manual	0		Effect: "Gr8ness", Effect Duration: 51
6274	bad watered-down open sauce	2	decent	
6275	Socratic Herculean turkey leg	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Experience (Mysticality): +1
6276	weak mediocre huge Ye Olde Meade	2	decent	
6277	wet dry mirror Ye Olde Bawdy Limerick	0		Effect: "Blessing of the Creepy Pasta", Effect Duration: 64
6278	Ye Olde Medieval Insult	0		
6279	pewter claymore of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3
6280	upside-down veiny artisanal rice peeler	0		Maximum HP: +10
6281	special spoiled jumbo heirloom grape tomato	5	crappy	Effect: "Brother Smothers's Blessing", Effect Duration: 25
6282	upside-down chipotle wasabi cilantro aioli	0		
6283	sage brown felt tophat	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
6284	gear	0		
6285	narrow Mark I Steam-Hat of the wise owl of the dark arts	0		Mysticality: +20, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
6286	up-at-dawn curative Mark II Steam-Hat of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Adventures: +5, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
6287	inspector's rosewater-soaked Mark III Steam-Hat of the blizzard of bravery	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +5, Stench Resistance: +3, Item Drop: +15, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
6288	blurry scorching lion tamer's Oprah's wicked Mark IV Steam-Hat of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Spell Damage: +5, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Experience (familiar): +2, Hot Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
6289	wool dance instructor's Herculean Mark V Steam-Hat of the pedagogue of vim and vigor	0		Experience: +3, Experience (Muscle): +1, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Cold Resistance: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Death Ray", Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
6290	jittery steam-powered model rocketship	0		
6291	fireproof punk rock jacket of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Hot Resistance: +3
6292	nasty safety pin of the detective	0		Stench Damage: +5, Item Drop: +20
6293	toothsome stolen sushi	3	awesome	
6294	tumbling very overdue library book	0		
6295	blurry drum 'n' bass 'n' drum 'n' bass record	0		
6296	cosmic bucket	0		Free Pull
6297	mirror fragment of Jarlsberg's soul	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-06"
6298	Thwaitgold firefly statuette	0		
6299	model airship	0		
6300	dry quadruple-deionized skewed Super Weight-Gain 9000	0		Effect: "The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder", Effect Duration: 13
6301	chilled activated narrow possibility potion	0		Effect: "Berry Critical", Effect Duration: 29
6302	eleven-foot pole	0		
6303	twirling ring of Detect Boring Doors	0		
6304	perfumed scorching hale sage Jarlsberg's pan (Cosmic portal mode) of the glutton	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Maximum HP: +20, Hot Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +5, Food Drop: +100, Softcore Only, Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-03", Softcore Only: [1-path(Avatar of Jarlsberg)]
6305	upside-down asbestos-lined friendly Sinatra's smooth Jarlsberg's pan of Flo-Jo	0		Moxie: +15, Experience (Moxie): +5, Familiar Weight: +3, Hot Resistance: +5, Initiative: +100, Softcore Only, Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-03", Softcore Only: [1-path(Avatar of Jarlsberg)]
6306	Cosmic Calorie	0		Last Available: "2013-03"
6307	extra-cold-filtered activated corrupted celestial olive oil	0		Effect: "Space Cadet", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2013-03"
6308	vacuum-sealed red celestial carrot juice	0		Effect: "Vanity Rage", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2013-03"
6309	oxidized celestial au jus	0		Effect: "You Drank Fish Wine", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2013-03"
6310	vacuum-sealed triple-corrupted celestial squid ink	0		Effect: "Oleaginous Soles", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2013-03"
6311	Jeselnik's Uncle Buck	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Softcore Only
6312	crate of fish meat	0		
6313	damp wallet	0		
6314	skewed pipe	0		Effect: "Fishy", Effect Duration: 10
6315	Socratic SCUBA tank of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Adventure Underwater
6316	lime green Newton's groovy deep six-shooter	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Experience (Mysticality): +3
6317	frosty Temple Grandin's sea chaps	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xBarrr"
6318	horrifying flame-wreathed forbidden sea holster	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Damage: +25, Single Equip
6319	quantum magnetized jittery fuchsia shavin' razor	0		Effect: "Ooh, Umami!", Effect Duration: 60
6320	rosewater-soaked long-forgotten necklace	0		Stench Resistance: +3
6321	pearl	0		
6322	teal sea lace	0		
6323	maroon jittery dangerous groovy jam band of chilblains	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Weapon Damage: +10, Cold Damage: +25
6324	lightning-fast scorching dance instructor's aquamariner's ring	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Hot Damage: +25, Initiative: +40, Single Equip
6325	nippy Lo Pan's arcane researcher's aquamariner's necklace	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Cold Damage: +10, Single Equip
6326	Sherlock's slick pearl diver's ring	0		Moxie: +10, Item Drop: +25, Single Equip
6327	green shaking zippy asbestos-lined pearl diver's necklace	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Initiative: +20, Single Equip
6328	mirror sushi doily	0		
6329	scimitar cozy	0		
6330	teal fish stick cozy	0		
6331	bazooka cozy	0		
6332	scandalous electrified beefy cozy scimitar	0		Muscle: +10, Sleaze Damage: +5, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Breakable
6333	tumbling ghostly mansplainer's curative Samson's Staff of the Cozy Fish	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Monster Level: +15, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Breakable
6334	executive educational cozy bazooka of James Dean	0		Experience: +1, Experience (Moxie): +3, Meat Drop: +40, Breakable
6335	wobbly rosy-cheeked sea mantle of courage	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Spooky Resistance: +3
6336	auspicious Fonzie's sea shawl	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Item Drop: +10, Spell Damage Percent: +150
6337	steel-toed sea cape of the businessman	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Meat Drop: +50, Initiative: +50, Critical Hit Percent: +15
6338	wobbly saltwaterbed	0		
6339	dangerous muddy pirate hat of the early riser	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Adventures: +7, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 31"
6340	blurry nippy healthy floral-print skirt	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Cold Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 2xPotato, cap 15"
6341	wool spectral axe of the businessman	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Meat Drop: +50
6342	Temple Grandin's super-strong air freshener of mayonnaise	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
6343	non-quantum Mer-kin lipstick	0		Effect: "Slimily Strong", Effect Duration: 42
6344	Mer-kin mouthsoap	0		
6345	warmed Mer-kin strongjuice	0		Effect: "Squirming Like a Toad", Effect Duration: 33
6346	Mer-kin fitbrine	0		
6347	enhanced dry pressed spinning Mer-kin ragejuice	0		Effect: "Disco Concentration", Effect Duration: 50
6348	zippy Mer-kin dragbelt	0		Initiative: +20, Experience (Muscle): +20, Single Equip
6349	Da Vinci's Mer-kin eyeglasses	0		Experience (Mysticality): 25, Single Equip
6350	inspector's Mer-kin gutgirdle	0		Item Drop: +15, Experience (Moxie): +20, Single Equip
6351	crafty Mer-kin finpaddle	0		Maximum MP: +10
6352	prompt Mer-kin stopwatch	0		Adventures: +3, Initiative: +50
6353	Mer-kin dreadscroll	0		
6354	moist alkaline bouncing maroon Mer-kin smartjuice	0		Effect: "Strawberry Alarm", Effect Duration: 49
6355	oxidized improved Mer-kin cooljuice	0		Effect: "Ruthlessly Efficient", Effect Duration: 65
6356	wobbly Mer-kin worktea	0		
6357	Mer-kin knucklebone	0		
6358	Mer-kin darkbook	0		Skill: "Deep Dark Visions"
6359	fuchsia tumbling Mer-kin begsign of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: 90
6360	Libram of Pulled Taffy	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-04", Skill: "Summon Taffy"
6361	ionized pulled taffy	0		Effect: "Frostbeard", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2013-04"
6362	dry pulled indigo taffy	0		Effect: "Outer Wolf&trade;", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2013-04"
6363	warmed pulled taffy	0		Effect: "Frigid Weapon", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2013-04"
6364	modified improved pulled taffy	0		Effect: "Painted-On Bikini", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2013-04"
6365	diffused irradiated lime green spinning pulled taffy	0		Effect: "Sweet and Green", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2013-04"
6366	ionized adjusted pulled violet taffy	0		Effect: "Full-Body Tan", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2013-04"
6367	wet anodized pulled taffy	0		Effect: "Mo' Hobo", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2013-04"
6368	jittery wobbly Mer-kin hallpass	0		
6369	lump of clay	0		
6370	twisted piece of wire	0		
6371	drinkable weak blinking can of the cheapest beer	2	good	
6372	tolerable bottle of fruity &quot;wine&quot;	4	good	
6373	perfectly mixed bouncing single swig of vodka	3	EPIC	
6374	angry inch	0		
6375	inspector's testy toolbox	0		Item Drop: +15, Rollover Effect Duration: 11
6376	narrow twirling Jick-o-User	0		
6378	blinking eraser nubbin	0		
6379	chlorine crystal	0		
6380	alkaline blinking ph balancer	0		Effect: "Badger Underfoot", Effect Duration: 11
6381	activated vacuum-sealed pressed tumbling mysterious chemical residue	0		Effect: "Happy Salamander", Effect Duration: 28
6382	nugget of sodium	0		
6383	huge root beer	1	good	
6384	narrow jigsaw blade	0		
6385	huge wood screw	0		
6386	mirror balsa plank	0		
6387	blob of wood glue	0		
6388	envyfish egg	0		Last Available: "2013-04"
6389	vacuum-sealed purple wobbly Mer-kin rocksalt	0		Effect: "Eagle Eyes", Effect Duration: 29
6390	frozen Vulcanized shaking Mer-kin saltmint	0		Effect: "Sharp Weapon", Effect Duration: 67
6391	polymerized wobbly upside-down Mer-kin saltsquid	0		Effect: "Heart of Yellow", Effect Duration: 24
6392	rosewater-soaked scale-mail underwear of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Stench Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley"
6393	quantum modified activated comb jelly	0		Effect: "Wet Rub", Effect Duration: 22
6394	purple anemone sauce	0		
6395	blinking inky squid sauce	0		
6396	Mer-kin weaksauce	0		
6397	wobbly green peanut sauce	0		
6398	blinking glass	0		
6399	galvanized ionized squat Boss Drops	0		Effect: "Prelude of Precision", Effect Duration: 24
6400	blurry Mer-kin lunchbox	0		
6401	wet flattened tear	0		Effect: "Feline Ferocity", Effect Duration: 25
6402	super-modified double-frozen electrified shaking jagged tooth	0		Effect: "A Taste of Rainbow", Effect Duration: 24
6403	chilled triple-quantum grisly shell fragment	0		Effect: "Tennis Elbow-wow", Effect Duration: 51
6404	electrified polarized squat violent pastilles	0		Effect: "Mushroom Might", Effect Duration: 30
6405	non-modified shaking worst candy	0		Effect: "Clean-Shaven", Effect Duration: 23
6406	magnetized wobbly fudge-shaped hole in space-time	0		Effect: "Icy Composition", Effect Duration: 57
6407	purple narrow fireproof lard-coated Pocket Square of Loathing of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Cloathing
6408	shaking corrupted stardust	0		
6409	blinking Star Spawn	0		
6410	blurry bow from beyond the stars	0		Familiar Weight: +5
6411	KoLHS Pep Squad Box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-09"
6412	shaking skull	0		No Pull
6413	Order of the Green Thumb Order Form	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-04"
6414	lime green clutch of dodecapede eggs	0		
6415	flavorless flavorless gruel	3	decent	
6416	spoiled gigantic pulsating mana curds	7	crappy	
6417	twist of lime	0		
6418	pencil stub	0		
6419	liquefied ionized skewed fuchsia moth dust	0		Effect: "Sweetened and Fattened", Effect Duration: 45
6420	colloidal dry tumbling glob of spoiled mayo	0		Effect: "Full-Body Tan", Effect Duration: 49
6421	tonic djinn	0		
6422	diet spoiled vampire chowder	1	crappy	
6423	Tales of Dread	0		Free Pull
6424	ghostly Dreadsylvanian skeleton key	0		
6425	Official Seal of Dreadsylvania	0		
6426	moldy Dreadsylvanian stew	4	crappy	
6427	drinkable Dreadsylvanian	3	good	
6428	cold-filtered spinning Dreadsylvanian flask	0		Effect: "Sparkling Consciousness", Effect Duration: 52
6429	wet Dreadsylvanian flask	0		Effect: "Cat Class, Cat Style", Effect Duration: 46
6430	avaricious dreadful fedora of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Meat Drop: +30, Kruegerand Drop: 5, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xLep"
6431	sinister dreadful sweater	0		Spell Damage: +10, Kruegerand Drop: 5
6432	shaking skewed mirror manspreader's dreadful glove	0		Monster Level: +10, Kruegerand Drop: 5
6433	squat Freddy Kruegerand	0		
6434	upside-down Mark of the Bugbear	0		
6435	Mark of the Werewolf	0		
6436	skewed Mark of the Zombie	0		
6437	blinking purple Mark of the Ghost	0		
6438	narrow Mark of the Vampire	0		
6439	squat Mark of the Skeleton	0		
6440	inspector's frosty Covers-Your-Head of bravery	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +5, Item Drop: +15, Class: "Disco Bandit", Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xVolley"
6441	teal Van der Graaf Samson's Drapes-You-Regally of temperance	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Sleaze Resistance: +5, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Class: "Disco Bandit"
6442	clever sinister Warms-Your-Tush of incineration	0		Spell Damage: +10, Maximum MP: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Class: "Disco Bandit", Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xPotato"
6443	Newton's Helps-You-Sleep of mayonnaise	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Blind
6444	Lo Pan's rosy-cheeked Quiets-Your-Steps of doom	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
6445	pulsating perfumed Temple Grandin's Protects-Your-Junk	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Stench Resistance: +5, Single Equip
6446	mediocre Gets-You-Drunk	3	decent	
6447	ghostly fuchsia Jeselnik's resourceful Great Wolf's headband of the early riser	0		Maximum MP: +50, Sleaze Damage: +25, Adventures: +7, Class: "Seal Clubber", Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley"
6448	rock-hard Great Wolf's left paw of the brute of Gandalf	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Damage Reduction: 5, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Class: "Seal Clubber", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Great Slash"
6449	squat clever Great Wolf's right paw of the detective of Flo-Jo	0		Maximum MP: +20, Item Drop: +20, Initiative: +100, Class: "Seal Clubber", Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Great Slash"
6450	arcane researcher's Great Wolf's rocket launcher of the detective	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Item Drop: +20, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Rocket"
6451	zippy Lo Pan's clever Great Wolf's beastly trousers	0		Maximum MP: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Initiative: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1.5xWhelp"
6452	green Great Wolf's lice	0		
6453	dry Vulcanized quadruple-activated Hunger&trade; Sauce	0		Effect: "Sauce Monocle", Effect Duration: 26
6454	squat horrifying Jack Frost's ruddy zombie mariachi hat	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Damage: +25, Class: "Accordion Thief", Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep"
6455	jittery upside-down zombie accordion of the brute of doom of the cheetah	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Initiative: +60, Class: "Accordion Thief", Single Equip, Song Duration: 20
6456	blurry Tesla vibrating Socratic zombie mariachi pants	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Maximum MP Percent: +10, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Class: "Accordion Thief", Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy"
6457	executive Lo Pan's padded HOA regulation book	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Meat Drop: +40
6458	wobbly flame-retardant Temple Grandin's boxer's HOA zombie eyes	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Familiar Weight: +7, Hot Resistance: +1, Single Equip
6459	HOA citation pad	0		
6460	ghostly wriggling severed nose	0		
6461	red nosy nose ringy ring	0		Familiar Weight: +15
6462	spinning thinker's beefy Mayor Ghost's toupee of the sewer	0		Muscle: +10, Mysticality: +10, Stench Damage: +25, Class: "Pastamancer", Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xBarrr"
6463	manspreader's Herculean Mayor Ghost's cloak of the storm	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Monster Level: +10, Class: "Pastamancer"
6464	huge clever Mayor Ghost's khakis of Leguizamo of the sweet-tooth	0		Maximum MP: +20, Monster Level: +20, Candy Drop: +100, Class: "Pastamancer", Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, HP regen"
6465	green smelly Jim Carey's weightlifter's Mayor Ghost's gavel	0		Muscle: +15, Monster Level: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Hammer Ghost"
6466	double-paned horrifying Oprah's Mayor Ghost's sash	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Spooky Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +5, Single Equip
6467	Mayor Ghost's scissors	0		
6468	flavorless ghost pepper	3	decent	
6469	greasy scandalous Thunkula's drinking cap of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Class: "Sauceror", Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley"
6470	padded strapping Drunkula's cape of the sewer	0		Muscle: +5, Damage Absorption: +20, Stench Damage: +25, Class: "Sauceror"
6471	Fonzie's Drunkula's silky pants of Tarzan of Leguizamo	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Experience (Moxie): +1, Monster Level: +20, Class: "Sauceror", Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhoul"
6472	teal Drunkula's bell	0		
6473	steel-toed Drunkula's ring of haze of the boozehound of the early riser	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Booze Drop: +100, Adventures: +7, Avoid Attack: 1, Single Equip
6474	huge Herculean Drunkula's wineglass	0		Experience (Muscle): +1
6475	bad high-proof bottle of Bloodweiser	7	decent	
6476	forbidden stylish Unkillable Skeleton's skullcap of terror	0		Moxie: +25, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy"
6477	scandalous Annie Oakley's experienced Unkillable Skeleton's breastplate	0		Experience: +2, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Sleaze Damage: +5, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
6478	pulsating dangerous slick Unkillable Skeleton's shinguards of chilblains	0		Moxie: +10, Weapon Damage: +10, Cold Damage: +25, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr"
6479	nippy careful Da Vinci's Unkillable Skeleton's sawsword of the dark arts of extreme caution of the glutton	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Monster Level: -35, Cold Damage: +10, Food Drop: +100
6480	asbestos-lined savvy Unkillable Skeleton's shield	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Hot Resistance: +5, Thorns: 1
6481	yellow horrifying razor-sharp Unkillable Skeleton's restless leg	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Spooky Damage: +25
6482	green fireproof gravedigger's groovy Staff of the Roaring Hearth	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Spooky Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +3
6483	special mirror mirror Kool-Aid	1	decent	Effect: "Wreathed in Smoke", Effect Duration: 20
6484	dread tarragon	0		
6485	bone flour	0		
6486	dreadful roast	0		
6487	red stinking agaricus	0		
6488	spoiled Dreadsylvanian shepherd's pie	4	crappy	
6489	twirling shaking music box parts	0		
6490	unwound mechanical songbird	0		
6491	skewed tailfeathers	0		Familiar Weight: +5
6492	wax banana	0		
6493	complicated lock impression	0		
6494	replica key	0		
6495	maroon stanky Dreadsylvania Auditor's badge	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Kruegerand Drop: 5, Single Equip
6496	blood kiwi	0		
6497	eau de mort	0		
6498	drinkable bloody kiwitini	4	good	
6499	moon-amber	0		
6500	polished moon-amber	0		
6501	beefy moon-amber necklace of the overflowing toilet of the cheetah	0		Muscle: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Initiative: +60, Single Equip
6502	cyan Dreadsylvanian seed pod	0		
6503	maroon ghost pencil	0		
6504	narrow bouncing prompt grievous hangman's hood of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Adventures: +3
6505	pulsating gray censurious Sinatra's sage ring finger ring	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Experience (Moxie): +5, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Single Equip
6506	Dreadsylvanian clockwork key	0		
6507	cool iron ingot	0		
6508	skewed purple fireproof cool iron helmet of temperance	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy"
6509	deadly cool iron breastplate of the early riser	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Adventures: +7
6510	cool iron greaves of James Dean of the blizzard	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr"
6511	rosewater-soaked veiny ghost shawl	0		Maximum HP: +10, Stench Resistance: +3
6512	skull capacitor	0		
6513	studded warm fur	0		Damage Absorption: +80
6514	Da Vinci's snowstick	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5
6515	inspector's eerie fetish	0		Item Drop: +15, Single Equip
6516	drinkable practically non-alcoholic wobbly stinkwater	1	good	
6517	shaking dubious loincloth	0		Damage Aura: 1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1.5xVolley"
6518	spoiled blinking skewed accidental mutton	4	crappy	
6519	jittery fireproof manspreader's drafty drawers	0		Monster Level: +10, Hot Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley"
6520	upside-down Jim Carey's wolfskull mask of temperance	0		Monster Level: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xBarrr"
6521	sizzling guts necklace	0		Hot Damage: +10, Single Equip
6522	teal avaricious razor-sharp groping claw	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Meat Drop: +30
6523	green vengeful spirit of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50
6524	friendly BOOtonniere	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Single Equip
6525	polarized ghost thread	0		Effect: "Bilious Brawn", Effect Duration: 65
6526	bouncing lime green banded grievous bag of unfinished business	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Damage Absorption: +100
6527	wobbly blinking baleful beefy transparent pants	0		Muscle: +10, Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xPotato"
6528	nippy hothammer	0		Cold Damage: +10
6529	fortified perfectly mixed Thriller Ice	5	EPIC	
6530	teal prompt grandfather watch	0		Adventures: +3, Single Equip, Nonstackable Watch
6531	muddy skirt	0		Damage Aura: 1, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xFairy"
6532	rosy-cheeked Da Vinci's spyglass	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Maximum HP Percent: +30
6533	narrow coward's vial of hot blood	0		Monster Level: -20, Single Equip
6534	beefcake's remorseless knife	0		Muscle: +25
6535	intimidating coiffure of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "hot afk, 1xPotato"
6536	Jack Frost's Samson's cod cape	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Cold Spell Damage: +50
6537	decent big yellow blood sausage	5	good	
6538	wizardly strapping frying brainpan	0		Muscle: +5, Mysticality: +25
6539	flame-wreathed ball and chain of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
6540	red smartaleck's dry bone	0		Moxie Percent: +30
6541	wobbly wobbly dangerous tailbone shield	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Thorns: 1
6542	greedy tonguebone	0		Meat Drop: +20, Single Equip
6543	Temple Grandin's personal trainer's pogo stick	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Familiar Weight: +7, Single Equip
6545	sharpshooter's shellacked Sinatra's weedy skirt	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Damage Reduction: 7, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy"
6546	slick pants of courage	0		Moxie: +10, Spooky Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "atk"
6547	Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette	0		
6548	cooling iron helmet	0		
6549	cooling iron breastplate	0		
6550	cooling iron greaves	0		
6551	ghostly hot cluster	0		
6552	lime green cluster	0		
6553	wobbly cluster	0		
6554	stench cluster	0		
6555	tumbling sleaze cluster	0		
6556	vacuum-sealed maroon phial of hotness	0		Effect: "Human-Machine Hybrid", Effect Duration: 12
6557	modified denatured ionized phial of coldness	0		Effect: "Elemental Mastery", Effect Duration: 68
6558	non-unsweetened phial of spookiness	0		Effect: "Ponderous Potency", Effect Duration: 22
6559	polarized aerosolized green phial of stench	0		Effect: "Memory of Speed", Effect Duration: 41
6560	pickled pressed shaking phial of sleaziness	0		Effect: "Whitened Teeth", Effect Duration: 55
6561	blinking adventurer clone egg	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-06"
6562	mini-Mr. Accessory	0		Familiar Weight: +5
6563	shaking executive hand of Mr. Cards	0		Meat Drop: +40, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Throw a Mr. Card"
6564	stale Dreadsylvanian hot pocket	4	decent	
6565	adequate half-sized Dreadsylvanian pocket	2	good	
6566	decent Dreadsylvanian pocket	3	good	
6567	decent cyan Dreadsylvanian stink pocket	3	good	
6568	yummy small tumbling Dreadsylvanian sleaze pocket	2	awesome	
6569	artisanal practically non-alcoholic Dreadsylvanian hot toddy	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	
6570	bad enchanted jittery Dreadsylvanian cold-fashioned	4	decent	Effect: "Spell Transfer Complete", Effect Duration: 40
6571	practically non-alcoholic acceptable Dreadsylvanian grimlet	1	good	
6572	mediocre Dreadsylvanian dank and stormy	3	decent	
6573	perfectly mixed green Dreadsylvanian slithery nipple	3	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	
6574	hot clusterbomb	0		
6575	clusterbomb	0		
6576	upside-down narrow teal clusterbomb	0		
6577	stench clusterbomb	0		
6578	sleaze clusterbomb	0		
6579	blurry Dreadsylvanian Almanac page	0		
6580	length of fuse	0		
6581	dreadful box	0		
6582	skewed olive Clan hot dog stand	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-07"
6583	skewed vicious spiked collar	0		Familiar Damage: +20
6584	extremely unsafe hot dog wrapper	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100
6585	reassuring ribald debonair deboner	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +1
6586	quantum liquefied chicle de salchicha	0		Effect: "Destructive Resolve", Effect Duration: 51
6587	jar of frostigkraut of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, Damage Aura: 1
6588	olive gravedigger's Temple Grandin's gnawed-up dog bone	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Spooky Damage: +10
6589	ghostly ruddy Grey Guanon	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Damage Aura: 1
6590	double-paned chaotic Engorged Sausages and You of terror	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +5
6591	weak perfectly mixed dream of a dog	2	EPIC	
6592	stanky resourceful beefy optimal spreadsheet	0		Muscle: +10, Maximum MP: +50, Stench Spell Damage: +25
6593	defective Game Grid token	0		
6594	hot Dreadsylvanian cocoa	0		
6595	pickled epic cluster	1	decent	
6596	blurry clockwork egg	0		
6597	pulsating clockwork birdhouse	0		
6598	wobbly clockwork disc	0		
6599	spinning clockwork hand	0		
6600	clockwork hand	0		
6601	clockwork numeral I	0		
6602	clockwork numeral II	0		
6603	bouncing clockwork numeral III	0		
6604	clockwork numeral IV	0		
6605	pulsating clockwork numeral V	0		
6606	clockwork numeral VI	0		
6607	clockwork numeral VII	0		
6608	gray squat clockwork numeral VIII	0		
6609	mirror clockwork numeral IX	0		
6610	skewed clockwork numeral X	0		
6611	squat clockwork numeral XI	0		
6612	clockwork numeral XII	0		
6613	clockwork cuckoo	0		
6614	cyan cuckoo clock	0		
6615	practically non-alcoholic bad green pulsating Cold One	1	???	
6616	flavorless big maroon spaghetti breakfast	5	???	
6617	over-the-shoulder Folder Holder	0		Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2013-08", Softcore Only: [1-path(KOLHS)]
6618	folder (red)	0		Muscle: +20, Last Available: "2013-08"
6619	bouncing folder (blue)	0		Mysticality: +20, Last Available: "2013-08"
6620	folder (green)	0		Moxie: +20, Last Available: "2013-08"
6621	folder (magenta)	0		Muscle: +15, Mysticality: +15, Last Available: "2013-08"
6622	folder (cyan)	0		Mysticality: +15, Moxie: +15, Last Available: "2013-08"
6623	folder (yellow)	0		Muscle: +15, Moxie: +15, Last Available: "2013-08"
6624	pulsating folder (smiley face)	0		Experience (Muscle): +2, Last Available: "2013-08"
6625	folder (wizard)	0		Experience (Mysticality): +2, Last Available: "2013-08"
6626	jittery folder (space skeleton)	0		Experience (Moxie): +2, Last Available: "2013-08"
6627	bouncing folder (D-Team)	0		Last Available: "2013-08"
6628	blurry twirling cyan folder (Ex-Files)	0		Combat Rate: +5, Last Available: "2013-08"
6629	folder (skull and crossbones)	0		Combat Rate: -5, Last Available: "2013-08"
6630	folder (Knight Writer)	0		Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2013-08"
6631	ghostly folder (Jackass Plumber)	0		Monster Level: +25, Last Available: "2013-08"
6632	folder (holographic fractal)	0		All Resistance: +4, Last Available: "2013-08"
6633	folder (barbarian)	0		Last Available: "2013-08"
6634	maroon folder (rainbow unicorn)	0		Last Available: "2013-08", Thorns: 5
6635	bouncing folder (Seawolf)	0		Better Diver: +10, Last Available: "2013-08"
6636	folder (dancing dolphins)	0		Last Available: "2013-08"
6637	folder (catfish)	0		Familiar Weight: +15, Last Available: "2013-08"
6638	folder (tranquil landscape)	0		Damage Reduction: 15, HP / MP Regen Min: 10, HP / MP Regen Max: 20, Last Available: "2013-08"
6639	folder (owl)	0		Last Available: "2013-08"
6640	folder (Stinky Trash Kid)	0		Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2013-08"
6641	folder (sports car)	0		Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2013-08"
6642	folder (sportsballs)	0		PvP Fights: +5, Last Available: "2013-08"
6643	blurry folder (heavy metal)	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2013-08"
6644	folder (Yedi)	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2013-08"
6645	folder (KOLHS)	0		Last Available: "2013-08"
6648	healthy cool slide rule	0		Moxie: +5, Maximum HP Percent: +20
6649	ionized Ogres and Oubliettes&trade; module	0		Effect: "Berry Defensive", Effect Duration: 31
6650	Mountain Stream Code Black Alert	0		
6651	tumbling cyan twisted-up wet towel	0		
6652	mediocre squat stepmom's booze	3	decent	
6653	surgical tape	0		
6654	weightlifter's band T-shirt	0		Muscle: +15
6655	lousy twirling fountain 'soda'	3	decent	
6656	illegal firecracker	0		
6657	beefy pickelhaube of the sweet-tooth	0		Muscle: +10, Candy Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 18"
6658	corrupted denatured ghostly hair oil	0		Effect: "Cold Hard Skin", Effect Duration: 35
6659	quantum scrap	0		Effect: "Greasy Visage", Effect Duration: 48
6660	school spirit socket set	0		
6661	squat suspension bridge	0		
6662	skewed Sherlock's Jeselnik's Oprah's Staff of the Lunch Lady of courage	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Sleaze Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +3, Item Drop: +25
6663	universal key	0		
6664	world's most dangerous birdhouse	0		
6665	banded Sinatra's deathchucks	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Damage Absorption: +100
6666	eraser	0		
6667	quasireligious sculpture	0		
6668	Faraday cage	0		
6669	lime green modeling claymore	0		
6670	clay homunculus	0		
6671	ionized narrow sodium pentasomething	0		Effect: "Thickest, Sickest", Effect Duration: 67
6672	mirror grains of salt	0		
6673	bouncing yellowcake bomb	0		
6674	stinkbomb	0		
6675	tarnished dry superwater	0		Effect: "Big Meat Big Prizes", Effect Duration: 44
6676	wobbly Thwaitgold bookworm statuette	0		
6677	shaking crude monster sculpture	0		
6678	double-paned Yearbook Club Camera	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blinding Flash"
6679	narrow machete of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100
6680	drinkable watered-down pulsating Cursed Punch	2	good	
6681	weak artisanal Bowl of Scorpions	2	EPIC	
6682	watered-down mediocre Fog Murderer	2	decent	
6683	book of matches	0		
6684	Temple Grandin's surgical mask	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Surgeonosity: +1
6685	electrified head mirror	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Surgeonosity: +1
6686	crafty half-size scalpel	0		Maximum MP: +10, Surgeonosity: +1
6687	surgical apron of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Surgeonosity: +1
6688	huge blinking weightlifter's bloodied surgical dungarees	0		Muscle: +15, Surgeonosity: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 38"
6689	blurry McClusky file (page 1)	0		
6690	blinking McClusky file (page 2)	0		
6691	McClusky file (page 3)	0		
6692	McClusky file (page 4)	0		
6693	McClusky file (page 5)	0		
6694	boring binder clip	0		
6695	McClusky file (complete)	0		
6696	twirling bowling ball	0		
6697	squat olive moss-covered stone sphere	0		
6698	green dripping stone sphere	0		
6699	blurry narrow crackling stone sphere	0		
6700	scorched stone sphere	0		
6701	stone triangle	0		
6702	bowler	0		Damage Aura: 1
6703	blurry imitation White Russian	1	awesome	
6704	purple short-handled mop of wisdom of the early riser	0		Mysticality: +15, Adventures: +7
6705	bland massive jungle floor wax	8	decent	
6706	smirking shrunken head	0		Damage Aura: 1
6707	liquefied activated colorful toad	0		Effect: "Eyes of the Dragon", Effect Duration: 21
6708	crude voodoo doll	0		
6709	bouncing attorney's badge	0		Single Equip
6710	upside-down sharpshooter's pygmy briefs of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 41"
6711	short writ of habeas corpus	0		
6712	bone abacus	0		
6713	adder	0		
6714	blinking short calculator	0		
6715	veiny grievous sphygmomanometer	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Maximum HP: +10
6716	tarnished bag of pygmy blood	0		Effect: "Bread Burps", Effect Duration: 42
6717	tongue depressor	0		
6718	avaricious dangerous compression stocking	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +30
6719	red lightning-fast midriff scrubs of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Initiative: +40
6720	diffused double-pickled pill cup	0		Effect: "Joyful Resolve", Effect Duration: 57
6721	spinning dog trainer's manspreader's dangerous water bottle	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Monster Level: +10, Experience (familiar): +1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 40"
6722	electrified pygmy phone number	0		Effect: "Sagittarius Rising", Effect Duration: 27
6723	purple Boozehounds Anonymous token	0		
6724	rotten exotic jungle fruit	3	crappy	
6725	Shore Inc. Ship Trip Scrip	0		
6726	gray dude ranch souvenir crate	0		
6727	upside-down skewed tropical island souvenir crate	0		
6728	ski resort souvenir crate	0		
6729	red UV-resistant compass	0		
6730	tumbling wobbly funky junk key	0		
6731	Worse Homes and Gardens	0		
6732	gray blinking claw-foot bathtub	0		
6733	clothesline pole	0		
6734	squat skewed cigar sign	0		
6735	upside-down pulsating mirror junk junk	0		
6736	Junk-Bond	0		
6737	blurry olive tangle of copper wire	0		
6738	jagged scrap	0		
6739	quantum quadruple-flattened bent scrap	0		Effect: "Bloody Bloody Bloody!", Effect Duration: 22
6740	molten scrap	0		
6741	eternal car battery	0		
6742	baleful junk band	0		Spell Damage: +25
6743	blue wobbly junk trunks of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "cap 15"
6744	censurious junk-mail shirt	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3
6745	special yummy junk food	4	awesome	Effect: "Memory of Smarts", Effect Duration: 45
6746	lousy wobbly skewed junk yard	4	decent	
6747	auspicious sinister swordzall	0		Spell Damage: +10, Item Drop: +10
6748	bouncing arm buzzer of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3
6749	teal family-friendly dog trainer's boilgun	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Sleaze Resistance: +1
6750	lime green twirling Gordon Beer's Beer Garden Catalog	0		Last Available: "2013-09"
6751	packet of beer seeds	0		Last Available: "2013-09"
6752	handful of barley	0		
6753	huge cluster of hops	0		
6754	beer bottle	0		
6755	beer label	0		
6756	artisanal homebrew sampler	0		
6757	drinkable purple can of Br&uuml;talbr&auml;u	4	good	Last Available: "2013-09"
6758	watered-down lousy bouncing can of Drooling Monk	2	decent	Last Available: "2013-09"
6759	mediocre squat can of Impetuous Scofflaw	3	decent	Last Available: "2013-09"
6760	smooth shaking skewed bottle of Old Pugilist	4	awesome	Last Available: "2013-09"
6761	acceptable boozy bottle of Professor Beer	5	good	Last Available: "2013-09"
6762	mediocre practically non-alcoholic bottle of Rapier Witbier	1	decent	Last Available: "2013-09"
6763	strong tolerable bottle of Race Car Red	5	good	Last Available: "2013-09"
6764	enchanted lousy ghostly bottle of Greedy Dog	3	decent	Effect: "Tiki Temerity", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2013-09"
6765	artisanal blurry bottle of Lambada Lambic	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2013-09"
6766	tin beer can	0		
6767	artisanal homebrew gift package	0		
6768	liquid bread	1	decent	Last Available: "2013-09"
6769	narrow Jack Frost's tin tam of the wise owl of doom	0		Mysticality: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "MP regen, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-09"
6770	Vulcanized altered tin cup	0		Effect: "L'instinct F&eacute;lin", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2013-09"
6771	skewed Jim Carey's therapeutic steel-toed tin foil	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Monster Level: +25, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2013-09"
6772	mirror gravedigger's hale tin drum of temperance	0		Maximum HP: +20, Spooky Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2013-09"
6773	bouncing tin roof (rusted)	0		Last Available: "2013-09"
6774	tin snips	0		Last Available: "2013-09"
6775	tin lizzie	0		Last Available: "2013-09"
6776	quantum dry deionized foetid seal tear	0		Effect: "Egg-stortionary Tactics", Effect Duration: 52
6777	liquefied seal sweat	0		Effect: "Ponderous Potency", Effect Duration: 64
6778	flattened irradiated boiling seal blood	0		Effect: "Belch the Rainbow&trade;", Effect Duration: 39
6779	crystalline seal eye	0		Single Equip
6780	jittery spinning Jim Carey's forbidden studded sealhide shield	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Monster Level: +25
6781	inspector's scabrous seal epaulets of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Item Drop: +15, Single Equip
6782	abyssal battle plans	0		
6783	energetic extremely unsafe seal medal of the boozehound	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Booze Drop: +100
6784	deanimated reanimator's coffin	0		Free Pull
6785	mirror blue flask of embalming fluid	0		
6788	blank diary	0		
6789	boot knife	0		
6790	broken beer bottle	0		
6791	sharpened spoon	0		
6792	candy knife	0		
6793	soap knife	0		
6795	extra-polarized triple-colloidal yellow disco horoscope (Aquarius)	0		Effect: "Booze Goozles", Effect Duration: 34
6796	cold-filtered bouncing disco horoscope (Pisces)	0		Effect: "Sealed Brain", Effect Duration: 37
6797	extra-deionized disco horoscope (Aries)	0		Effect: "[1701]Hip to the Jive", Effect Duration: 17
6798	super-liquefied cyan disco horoscope (Taurus)	0		Effect: "Analog Drunk", Effect Duration: 49
6799	deionized concentrated pulsating disco horoscope (Gemini)	0		Effect: "Yuletide Industry", Effect Duration: 61
6800	extra-alkaline chilled pulsating disco horoscope (Cancer)	0		Effect: "Alchemical, Brother", Effect Duration: 32
6801	double-aerosolized improved spinning disco horoscope (Leo)	0		Effect: "Bat Attitude", Effect Duration: 12
6802	enhanced olive disco horoscope (Virgo)	0		Effect: "Super-Charged", Effect Duration: 59
6803	warmed oxidized ionized green disco horoscope (Libra)	0		Effect: "Burnt 'n' Turnt", Effect Duration: 56
6804	electrified twirling disco horoscope (Scorpio)	0		Effect: "Pretending to Pretend", Effect Duration: 58
6805	adjusted blurry disco horoscope (Sagittarius)	0		Effect: "Sweet, Nuts", Effect Duration: 69
6806	extra-quantum electrified moist disco horoscope (Capricorn)	0		Effect: "Hammertime", Effect Duration: 18
6807	olive arcane researcher's The Sagittarian's leisure pants of Calamity Jane	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 18"
6808	toy accordion	0		Song Duration: 5
6809	accordion	0		Song Duration: 10
6810	beer-battered accordion of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 6
6811	skewed lion tamer's baritone accordion	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 7
6812	jittery mama's squeezebox of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 8
6813	scorching guancertina	0		Hot Damage: +25, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 9
6814	wobbly Van der Graaf accordion file	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10
6815	bouncing wobbly greasy accord ion	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10
6816	scorching bone bandoneon	0		Hot Damage: +25, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 11
6817	pentatonic accordion of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 12
6818	resourceful non-Euclidean non-accordion	0		Maximum MP: +50, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 15
6819	MacGyver's wholesome Accordion of Jordion	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Maximum MP: +100, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 14
6820	ghostly brainy autocalliope	0		Mysticality: +5, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 15
6821	beefy accordionoid rocca	0		Muscle: +10, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 18
6822	teal MacGyver's pygmy concertinette	0		Maximum MP: +100, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 17
6823	spinning squat bouncing personal trainer's Fonzie's ghost accordion	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 16
6824	blinking maroon banded peace accordion	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 19
6825	fortified alarm accordion of the boozehound	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Booze Drop: +100, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 20
6826	squat forbidden Sinatra's All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig of horror	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "0.5xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 13"
6827	zippy forbidden KoL Con X Treasure Map	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Initiative: +20
6828	lousy discocktail	3	decent	
6829	blurry auspicious KoL Con X Bingo Card	0		Item Drop: +10
6830	personal trainer's Temporal Tempera Tube	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10
6831	oxidized triple-pickled adjusted blurry Tallowcreme Halloween Pumpkin	0		Effect: "Baconstoned", Effect Duration: 32
6832	Way More Tears&trade; pepper spray	0		
6833	magnetized Milk Studs	0		Effect: "Concentrated Concentration", Effect Duration: 32
6834	magnetized quadruple-flattened upside-down box of Dweebs	0		Effect: "There Is A Spoon", Effect Duration: 67
6835	warmed quantum yellow bag of W&Ws	0		Effect: "Rootin' Around", Effect Duration: 11
6836	quadruple-anodized narrow PEEZ dispenser	0		Effect: "Cotton Mouthed", Effect Duration: 59
6837	non-tarnished Swizzler	0		Effect: "Big Ol' Glass of Rum", Effect Duration: 22
6838	adjusted super-unsweetened blue Bugbearclaw Donut	0		Effect: "Sucrose-Colored Glasses", Effect Duration: 17
6839	Vulcanized jam	0		Effect: "Bilious Brawn", Effect Duration: 34
6840	double-polymerized green Whenchamacallit bar	0		Effect: "Burning Tongue", Effect Duration: 32
6841	super-enhanced 8-bit banana	0		Effect: "Fiery Spirit", Effect Duration: 15
6842	double-aerosolized olive vial of blood simple syrup	0		Effect: "Creepin' Up on You", Effect Duration: 49
6843	warmed bone bons	0		Effect: "The Halls of Moxiousness", Effect Duration: 62
6844	galvanized colloidal alkaline ironic mint	0		Effect: "Hair on Your Chest", Effect Duration: 59
6845	unused walkie-talkie	0		Free Pull
6846	yellow walkie-talkie	0		Free Pull
6847	killing jar	0		
6848	lime green upside-down therapeutic security flashlight	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
6849	magnetized Effermint&trade; tablets	0		Effect: "Swordholder", Effect Duration: 23
6850	executive manspreader's sturdy cane of the brazier	0		Monster Level: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +40
6851	huge bowl of candy	0		
6852	purple Ultra Mega Sour Ball	0		
6853	carton of rotten eggs	0		
6854	pulsating desert sightseeing pamphlet	0		
6855	green a suspicious address	0		
6856	lime green mansplainer's Bal-musette accordion	0		Monster Level: +15, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10, Last Available: "2013-10"
6857	miser's Cajun accordion	0		Meat Drop: +10, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10, Last Available: "2013-10"
6858	savvy quirky accordion	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10, Last Available: "2013-10"
6859	gray scandalous smartaleck's Skipper's accordion	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Sleaze Damage: +5, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10, Last Available: "2013-10"
6860	prompt hardy Herculean Pantsgiving of the storm	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Maximum HP: +50, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Adventures: +3, Softcore Only, Bonus Resting HP: [5*F], Bonus Resting MP: [5*F], Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Talk About Politics", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Pocket Crumbs", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Air Dirty Laundry", Drops Items, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-11", Variable
6861	bland fancy can of sardines	3	decent	Effect: "The Solution", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2013-11"
6862	rotten high-calorie sugar substitute	3	crappy	Last Available: "2013-11"
6863	miniature moldy huge tumbling ghostly pat of butter	2	crappy	Last Available: "2013-11"
6864	flavorless dinner roll	3	decent	Last Available: "2013-11"
6865	small adequate mashed potatoes	2	good	Last Available: "2013-11"
6866	toothsome snack-sized special whole turkey leg	2	awesome	Effect: "Going Ape", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2013-11"
6867	spoiled deviled egg	3	crappy	Last Available: "2013-11"
6868	ionized double-flattened cyan finger exerciser	0		Effect: "Squid Squint", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2013-11"
6869	Vulcanized oxidized olive dented spoon	0		Effect: "Clyde's Blessing", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2013-11"
6870	concentrated love note	0		Effect: "Fiery Spirit", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2013-11"
6871	school beer pull tab	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6872	ionized red nail file	0		Effect: "Phorcefullness", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2013-11"
6873	energized enhanced deionized ghostly candy wrapper	0		Effect: "Trufflin'", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2013-11"
6874	gym membership card	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6875	concentrated aerosolized post-holiday sale coupon	0		Effect: "Fishily Speeding", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2013-11"
6876	dry cleaning receipt	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6877	pocket lint (blue)	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6878	blue pocket lint (green)	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6879	pocket lint (white)	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6880	pocket lint (orange)	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6881	Oprah's Herculean supercool bowl of petunias of the bloodbag	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Experience (Muscle): +1, Maximum HP: +100, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2013-11"
6882	horrifying grievous Socratic power sock of Flo-Jo	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Spooky Damage: +25, Initiative: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-11"
6883	executive electrified energetic deadly wool sock	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Meat Drop: +40, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-11"
6884	sizzling coward's rock-hard quilted moustache sock	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Damage Reduction: 5, Monster Level: -20, Hot Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-11"
6885	Vulcanized spirit gum	0		Effect: "Spell Transfer Complete", Effect Duration: 52
6886	maroon spirit pillow	0		
6887	upside-down spirit sheet	0		
6888	spirit mattress	0		
6889	spirit blanket	0		
6890	maroon spirit bed	0		
6891	skewed knitted mansplainer's wizardly spirit bell	0		Mysticality: +25, Monster Level: +15, Cold Resistance: +3, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
6892	enhanced quadruple-anodized spoonful of Linguine-Os	0		Effect: "Stevedave's Shanty of Superiority", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2013-11"
6893	pickled quadruple-deionized cyan freezer-burned frost-bitten tortellini	0		Effect: "Nut-Rition", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2013-11"
6894	polymerized boiled blob of Alphredo&trade;	0		Effect: "Dexteri Tea", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2013-11"
6895	nitrogenated upside-down handful of crafty noodles	0		Effect: "Norwhalloped", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2013-11"
6896	triple-warmed tangled mass of pasta	0		Effect: "Nightlit", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2013-11"
6897	diffused pulsating squat Can of Spaghetto	0		Effect: "Adrenaline Rush", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2013-11"
6898	Chef Boy, R&D's business card	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6899	Thwaitgold ant statuette	0		
6900	experimental carbon fiber pasta additive	0		Class: "Pastamancer", Last Available: "2013-11"
6901	twirling hazardous sauce dosimeter	0		Class: "Sauceror", Last Available: "2013-11"
6902	twirling horrifying steel-toed flask flops	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Spooky Damage: +25, Single Equip
6903	oxidized polarized nuts	0		Effect: "Oriental Mysticism", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2013-12"
6904	quadruple-ionized boiled spinning bolts	0		Effect: "Familial Ties", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2013-12"
6905	thick moldy gingerbread robot	5	crappy	Last Available: "2013-12"
6906	yummy snack-sized petit 4.1	2	awesome	Last Available: "2013-12"
6907	super-sized normal nut-shaped Crimbo cookie	5	good	Last Available: "2023-06"
6908	double-paned plastic GORM-8	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
6909	green supercool plastic warbear	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Last Available: "2013-12"
6910	cyan frosty plastic Toybot	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6911	plastic warbear fortress of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2013-12"
6912	flame-retardant cool plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S.	0		Moxie: +5, Hot Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2013-12"
6913	warbear whosit	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6914	warbear hoverbelt piecepart	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6915	squat rosewater-soaked padded warbear hoverbelt of chilblains	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Cold Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6916	warbear battery	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6917	warbear badge	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6918	boiled tumbling warbear wardance potion	0		Effect: "Nothing Is Impossible", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2013-12"
6919	quantum electrified warbear bearserker potion	0		Effect: "Just the Brown Ones", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2013-12"
6920	deionized adjusted warbear liquid overcoat	0		Effect: "Weather, Man", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2013-12"
6921	adequate miniature warbear feasting bread	2	good	Last Available: "2013-12"
6922	moldy warbear warrior bread	4	crappy	Last Available: "2013-12"
6923	bite-sized spoiled teal warbear thermoregulator bread	1	crappy	Last Available: "2013-12"
6924	lousy warbear feasting mead	3	decent	Last Available: "2013-12"
6925	mediocre warbear bearserker mead	3	decent	Last Available: "2013-12"
6926	tolerable watered-down warbear blizzard mead	2	good	Last Available: "2013-12"
6927	huge warbear helm fragment	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6928	forbidden experienced warbear plain fedora of the cheetah	0		Experience: +2, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Initiative: +60, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep, cap 12", Last Available: "2013-12"
6929	chilly warbear feathered fedora	0		Cold Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-12"
6930	avaricious Socratic warbear fedora of the storm	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Meat Drop: +30, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep", Last Available: "2013-12"
6931	executive frightening Jim Carey's warbear plain helm	0		Monster Level: +25, Spooky Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +40, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 12", Last Available: "2013-12"
6932	narrow warbear spiked helm of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-12"
6933	ghostly gray nippy strapping warbear electro-spiked helm of courage	0		Muscle: +5, Cold Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy", Last Available: "2013-12"
6934	coward's medical-grade hale warbear plain ushanka	0		Maximum HP: +20, Monster Level: -20, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xLep, cap 12", Last Available: "2013-12"
6935	toasty warbear lined ushanka	0		Hot Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1.5xBarrr, 1xLep, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-12"
6936	lightning-fast baleful warbear heated ushanka of the scaredy-cat	0		Spell Damage: +25, Monster Level: -15, Initiative: +40, Familiar Effect: "1xatk, 1xLep", Last Available: "2013-12"
6937	warbear trouser fragment	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6938	inspector's chilly clever warbear party pants	0		Maximum MP: +20, Cold Damage: +5, Item Drop: +15, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhoul, cap 12", Last Available: "2013-12"
6939	rock-hard warbear ceremonial party pants	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-12"
6940	tumbling dance instructor's supercool warbear high festival pants of the brazier	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhoul", Last Available: "2013-12"
6941	gray Jeselnik's Jim Carey's warbear battle greaves of the businessman	0		Monster Level: +25, Sleaze Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-12"
6942	spinning auspicious warbear officer greaves	0		Item Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-12"
6943	purple perfumed knitted Lo Pan's warbear bearserker greaves	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Cold Resistance: +3, Stench Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr", Last Available: "2013-12"
6944	narrow mansplainer's veiny extremely unsafe warbear johns	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Maximum HP: +10, Monster Level: +15, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xVolley, cap 12", Last Available: "2013-12"
6945	warbear fleece-lined johns of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xVolley, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-12"
6946	rosewater-soaked studded arcane researcher's warbear johns	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Damage Absorption: +80, Stench Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xVolley", Last Available: "2013-12"
6947	warbear accoutrements chunk	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6948	scorching hardened Rosewater's warbear goggles	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Damage Reduction: 3, Hot Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6949	tumbling wholesome warbear snowblindness goggles	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6950	brawny smooth cool warbear polarized goggles	0		Moxie: 20, Muscle Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6951	mirror dog trainer's warbear laser bowtie of Gandalf of the sewer	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Experience (familiar): +1, Stench Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6952	wicked warbear plasma bowtie	0		Spell Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6953	fuchsia Usain Bolt's frosty warbear nuclear bowtie	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Item Drop: +5, Initiative: +80, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6954	shaking hardened Socratic warbear warscarf of the bloodbag	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Damage Reduction: 3, Maximum HP: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6955	foul-smelling warbear fleece-lined warscarf	0		Stench Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6956	Lo Pan's forbidden weightlifter's warbear warscarf	0		Muscle: +15, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6957	warbear requisition box	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6958	blurry warbear exo-arm	0		Class: "Seal Clubber", Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6959	tumbling blue warbear foil hat of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 2xPotato, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-12"
6960	squat warbear energy bracers	0		Class: "Pastamancer", Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6961	manspreader's groovy warbear oil pan	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Monster Level: +10, Class: "Sauceror", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spray Hot Grease", Last Available: "2013-12"
6962	warbear laser beacon	0		Class: "Disco Bandit", Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6963	horrifying warbear exhaust manifold	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6964	upside-down warbear jackhammer drill press	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6965	spinning warbear auto-anvil	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6966	teal warbear induction oven	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6967	warbear chemistry lab	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6968	skewed warbear officer requisition box	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6969	warbear empathy chip	0		Skill: "Psychokinetic Hug", Last Available: "2013-12"
6970	spinning huge maroon warbear drone assembler	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6971	warbear breakfast machine assembler	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6972	blind-packed die-cast toy	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6973	yellow baleful die-cast Bashful the Reindeer	0		Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2013-12"
6974	red lion tamer's die-cast Doc the Reindeer	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Last Available: "2013-12"
6975	blurry mirror die-cast Dopey the Reindeer of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6976	pulsating auspicious die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer	0		Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6977	personal trainer's die-cast Happy the Reindeer	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6978	healthy die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2013-12"
6979	narrow red arcane researcher's die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6980	careful die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer	0		Monster Level: -10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6981	Tesla die-cast factory worker elf	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6982	twirling jittery lightning-fast die-cast gift-wrapping elf	0		Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2013-12"
6983	stanky die-cast middle-management elf	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2013-12"
6984	blurry brawny die-cast pencil-pusher elf	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Last Available: "2013-12"
6985	red sinister die-cast stocking-stuffer elf	0		Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6986	jittery knitted die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2013-12"
6987	Sinatra's die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
6988	nippy cool die-cast death ray in a pear tree	0		Moxie: +5, Cold Damage: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6989	bouncing upside-down aromatic die-cast turtle mech	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2013-12"
6990	purple wholesome die-cast Swiss hen	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6991	squat skewed die-cast killing bird of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Last Available: "2013-12"
6992	forbidden die-cast ring	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2013-12"
6993	hardened die-cast goose a-laying	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Last Available: "2013-12"
6994	wobbly brainy die-cast swarm a-swarming	0		Mysticality: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
6995	tumbling prompt die-cast blade a-spinning	0		Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2013-12"
6996	upside-down Van der Graaf die-cast arc-welding Elfborg	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2013-12"
6997	purple ghostly therapeutic die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2013-12"
6998	wicked die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Spell Damage: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
6999	huge die-cast Father Crimborg of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
7000	green die-cast Don Crimbo of the wise owl of horror	0		Mysticality: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2013-12"
7001	scandalous smelly die-cast Uncle Hobo	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Damage: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
7002	boxer's die-cast Father Crimbo of the sewer	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Stench Damage: +25, Last Available: "2013-12"
7003	wobbly The Smith's Tome	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-12", Skill: "Summon Smithsness"
7004	liquefied Flaskfull of Hollow	0		Effect: "Sparkling Consciousness", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2013-12"
7005	lump of Brituminous coal	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7006	mixed handful of Smithereens	1	EPIC	Effect: "Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2013-12"
7007	immense moldy jittery Every Day is Like This Sundae	10	crappy	Last Available: "2013-12"
7008	rotten narrow Miserable Pie	3	crappy	Last Available: "2013-12"
7009	thick yummy upside-down This Charming Flan	5	awesome	Last Available: "2013-12"
7010	drinkable watered-down Irish Coffee, English Heart	2	good	Last Available: "2013-12"
7011	acceptable blue Strikes Again Bigmouth	3	good	Last Available: "2013-12"
7012	weak hand-crafted Paint A Vulgar Pitcher	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2013-12"
7013	Golden Light	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7014	Louder Than Bomb	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7015	Handsome Devil	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7016	smelly therapeutic Work is a Four Letter Sword of the dark arts of mayonnaise	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2013-12"
7017	bouncing lime green censurious supercharged educational Staff of the Headmaster's Victuals of Flo-Jo	0		Experience: +1, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2013-12"
7018	scandalous Van der Graaf beefy Sheila Take a Crossbow of Gandalf	0		Muscle: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Sleaze Damage: +5, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2013-12"
7019	ruddy A Light that Never Goes Out of Gandalf of the brazier of the businessman	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2013-12"
7020	flame-retardant scorching wholesome Half a Purse of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Hot Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2013-12"
7021	extremely unsafe Hairpiece On Fire of the brute of the blizzard of temperance	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-12"
7022	horrifying nippy Tesla Vicar's Tutu of the sewer	0		Cold Damage: +10, Stench Damage: +25, Spooky Damage: +25, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "1.2xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-12"
7023	prompt aromatic resourceful Hand in Glove	0		Maximum MP: +50, Stench Resistance: +1, Adventures: +3, Single Equip, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2013-12"
7024	Jack Frost's manspreader's electrified Meat Tenderizer is Murder	0		Monster Level: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +50, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Class: "Seal Clubber", Last Available: "2013-12"
7025	knitted scorching cool Ouija Board, Ouija Board	0		Moxie: +5, Hot Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +3, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Last Available: "2013-12"
7026	fuchsia greedy perfumed Hand that Rocks the Ladle of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Stench Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +20, Class: "Pastamancer", Last Available: "2013-12"
7027	twirling gravedigger's Jack Frost's Saucepanic of the cheetah	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Damage: +10, Initiative: +60, Class: "Sauceror", Last Available: "2013-12"
7028	skewed prompt quilted Frankly Mr. Shank of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Damage Absorption: +40, Adventures: +3, Class: "Disco Bandit", Last Available: "2013-12"
7029	blinking zippy mansplainer's Shakespeare's Sister's Accordion of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Monster Level: +15, Initiative: +20, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 15, Last Available: "2013-12"
7030	third-hand lantern of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50
7031	teal loose purse strings	0		
7032	normal immense pickled egg	10	good	
7033	cup of lukewarm tea	1	decent	
7034	blue warbear soda machine assembler	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7035	warbear box	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7036	maroon warbear high-efficiency still	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7037	warbear LP-ROM burner	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7038	gray warbear gyrocopter	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7039	modified adjusted warbear robo-camouflage unit	0		Effect: "Walberg's Dim Bulb", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2013-12"
7040	twirling squat warbear beeping telegram	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7041	warbear procedural hilarity drone	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-12"
7042	ghostly warbear metalworking primer	0		Skill: "Shrap", Last Available: "2013-12"
7043	warbear sequential gaiety distribution system	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7044	non-concentrated triple-pressed pulsating glass slipper	0		Effect: "El Vibrations", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2014-12"
7045	modified antimatter wad	1	crappy	Last Available: "2013-12"
7046	triple-altered polarized pulsating warbear superpotion	0		Effect: "Mystically Oiled", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2013-12"
7047	nitrogenated irradiated tumbling warbear liquid lasers	0		Effect: "Kindly Resolve", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2013-12"
7048	concentrated warbear rejuvenation potion	0		Effect: "Frostbeard", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2013-12"
7049	broken warbear gyrocopter	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7050	rotten warbear gyro	4	crappy	Last Available: "2013-12"
7051	frozen tarnished recording of Rolando's Rondo of Resisto	0		Effect: "Well-preserved", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2013-12"
7052	teal warbear metalworking primer (used)	0		Skill: "Shrap", Last Available: "2013-12"
7053	warbear empathy chip (used)	0		Skill: "Psychokinetic Hug", Last Available: "2013-12"
7054	warbear drone codes	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7055	flavorless snack-sized breakfast mess	2	decent	Last Available: "2013-12"
7056	narrow warbear breakfast machine	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7057	flavorless breakfast miracle	3	decent	Last Available: "2013-12"
7058	altered Cloaca Cola Polar	0		Effect: "Leisurely Amblin'", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2013-12"
7059	warbear soda machine	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7060	green festive warbear bank	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7061	grimstone mask	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7062	praying Grim Brother	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-12"
7063	Grim Brothers' story book	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7064	hibernating Grimstone Golem	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-12"
7065	pickled olive grim fairy tale	1	good	Effect: "Eye of the Seal", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2014-12"
7066	twirling grimstone galoshes	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7067	extra-frozen single of Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	0		Effect: "Jelly Combed", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2010-02"
7068	quadruple-dry aerosolized boiled single of Donho's Bubbly Ballad	0		Effect: "Always be Collecting", Effect Duration: 16
7069	blurry twirling Discontent&trade; Winter Garden Catalog	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-01"
7070	maroon packet of winter seeds	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7071	miniature stale lime green snow berries	2	decent	Last Available: "2014-01"
7072	rotten ice harvest	3	crappy	Last Available: "2014-01"
7073	super-concentrated frost flower	0		Effect: "A Contender", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2014-01"
7074	pressed anodized snow cleats	0		Effect: "Grumpy and Ornery", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2014-01"
7075	quantum narrow skewed liquid ice pack	0		Effect: "Radium Radicality", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2014-01"
7076	snow boards	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7077	special adequate snow crab	3	good	Effect: "Dreadful Chill", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2014-01"
7078	weak tolerable Ice Island Long Tea	2	good	Last Available: "2014-01"
7079	unfinished ice sculpture	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7080	ice sculpture	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7081	ice house	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7082	snow machine	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7083	snow mobile	0		Item Drop: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Lantern: 1, Lantern Element: "Cold", Last Available: "2014-01"
7084	blue narrow ice bucket of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2014-01"
7085	frightening wicked snow shovel	0		Spell Damage: +5, Spooky Damage: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2014-01"
7086	gravedigger's sizzling wholesome bod-ice	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Hot Damage: +10, Spooky Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2014-01"
7087	upside-down zippy resourceful veiny boxer's snow belt	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Maximum HP: +10, Maximum MP: +50, Initiative: +20, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2014-01"
7088	zippy coward's grievous boxer's ice nine	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Monster Level: -20, Initiative: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2014-01"
7089	cyan snow fort	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7090	mediocre En Una Fila Tequila	3	decent	
7091	mirror Skully's hot chocolate	1	awesome	
7092	ghostly yellow supercharged stylish warbear dress helmet	0		Moxie: +25, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-12"
7093	tumbling Lo Pan's wicked warbear dress bracers	0		Spell Damage: +5, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
7094	squat warbear dress greaves of Tarzan of the sweet-tooth	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Candy Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-12"
7095	blinking narrow auspicious sweatband of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Item Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2014-12"
7096	smelly educational gym shorts	0		Experience: +1, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xGhuol, cap 25", Last Available: "2014-12"
7097	twirling veiny occult ankleweights	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Maximum HP: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-12"
7098	aromatic wool grievous sweat socks of Calamity Jane	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Cold Resistance: +1, Stench Resistance: +1, Drops Items, Last Available: "2014-12"
7099	pint of sweat	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7100	teal Jerks' Health&trade; Magazine	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7101	pickled spinning yellow ghostly Five Second Energy&trade;	1		Effect: "Joyful Resolve", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2014-12"
7102	bouncing pixie axie	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7103	super-chilled altered powder	0		Effect: "The Chains Down In The Belly-O", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2014-12"
7104	groovy licorice whip	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Last Available: "2014-12"
7105	red anise-flavored venom	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7106	drinkable snakebite	4	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7107	lion tamer's weightlifter's candy stick	0		Muscle: +15, Experience (familiar): +2, Last Available: "2014-12"
7108	adequate pecan	4	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7109	moldy pecan pie	4	crappy	Last Available: "2014-12"
7110	tumbling chocolate-stained collar	0		Candy Drop: +25, Last Available: "2014-12"
7111	delicious small candy mountain oyster	2	awesome	Last Available: "2014-12"
7112	tolerable twirling chocotini	3	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7113	lard-coated extremely unsafe groovy chocolate rabbit's foot	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2014-12"
7114	diet moldy ghostly green candy carrot	1	crappy	Last Available: "2014-12"
7115	adequate big candy carrot cake	5	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7116	lion tamer's carrot-on-a-stick of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Experience (familiar): +2, Last Available: "2014-12"
7117	coward's boxer's weasel stomping pants	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Monster Level: -20, Familiar Effect: "1xGhoul, cap 20", Last Available: "2014-12"
7118	moldy miniature yellow mulberry	2	crappy	Last Available: "2014-12"
7119	practically non-alcoholic artisanal mulled berry wine	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	Last Available: "2014-12"
7120	lemony scales	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7121	red shaking educational lemon party hat	0		Experience: +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, cap 12", Last Available: "2014-12"
7122	narrow lemon shirt of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2014-12"
7123	fuchsia pulsating quilted lemon drop trousers	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Lasts Until Rollover, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato, cap 12", Last Available: "2014-12"
7124	colloidal polymerized twirling lemonhead caviar	0		Effect: "Phairly Pheromonal", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2014-12"
7125	hardy studded gummi sword	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Maximum HP: +50, Last Available: "2014-12"
7126	colloidal Vulcanized small gummi fin	0		Effect: "Nothing Is Impossible", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2014-12"
7127	blurry chocolate cow bone of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Last Available: "2014-12"
7128	denatured skewed gummi fang	0		Effect: "Tingly Wrists", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2014-12"
7129	adequate blinking leftover canap&eacute;s	3	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7130	practically non-alcoholic acceptable bouncing magnum of champagne	1	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7131	hale cow creamer of the wise owl of terror	0		Mysticality: +20, Maximum HP: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2014-12"
7132	corrupted anodized red Outer Wolf&trade; cologne	0		Effect: "Slightly Cursed, Mostly Lucky", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2014-12"
7133	blinking lupine appetite hormones	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7134	razor-sharp wolf whistle of terror	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blow Wolf Whistle", Last Available: "2014-12"
7135	yummy witch's bread	4	awesome	Last Available: "2014-12"
7136	quantum anodized pulsating witch's brew	0		Effect: "Inner Dog", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2014-12"
7137	banded quilted witch's bra of the businessman	0		Damage Absorption: 140, Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2014-12"
7138	distilled aged mid-level medieval mead	5	awesome	Last Available: "2014-12"
7139	frozen squat R&uuml;mpelstiltz	0		Effect: "Human-Pirate Hybrid", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2014-12"
7140	spinning wheel	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7141	vacuum-sealed hi-octane carrot juice	0		Effect: "It Didn't Kill You", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2014-12"
7142	pressed electrified purple hare brush	0		Effect: "Oth-Jeal-O", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2014-12"
7143	electrified groovy hare pin	0		Moxie Percent: +10, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-12"
7144	odd coin	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7145	moldy cinnamon cannoli	3	crappy	Last Available: "2014-12"
7146	practically non-alcoholic mediocre bouncing squat expensive champagne	1	decent	Last Available: "2014-12"
7147	moist triple-aerosolized polo trophy	0		Effect: "Puddingface", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2014-12"
7148	jittery fuchsia oil painting	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7149	bouncing rosary	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7150	ornate dowsing rod	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7151	olive straw	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7152		0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7153	clay	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7154	fuchsia filling	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7155	parchment	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7156	glass	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7157	frosty cool fire hose	0		Moxie: +5, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Item Drop: +5, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xVolley, cap 37", Last Available: "2014-12"
7158	moldy fireman's lunch	3	crappy	Last Available: "2014-12"
7159	lightning-fast scorching occult plain paper hat	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Hot Damage: +25, Initiative: +40, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, cap 37", Last Available: "2014-12"
7160	bland miniature enchanted twirling ice cream sandwich	2	decent	Effect: "Meadulla Oblongota", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2014-12"
7161	horrifying mansplainer's experienced &quot;honey&quot; dipper	0		Experience: +2, Monster Level: +15, Spooky Damage: +25, Last Available: "2014-12"
7162	stale plumber's lunch	3	decent	Last Available: "2014-12"
7163	gray dangerous deadly skull gearshift knob of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: 35, Last Available: "2014-12"
7164	stale nachos of the night	4	decent	Last Available: "2014-12"
7165	stanky nippy brawny Sketcherz&trade;	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Cold Damage: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2014-12"
7166	miniature moldy can of Adultwitch&trade;	2	crappy	Last Available: "2014-12"
7167	energized maroon smudge stick	0		Effect: "Bear Clawed", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2014-12"
7168	wet oxidized wall	0		Effect: "Nothing Is Impossible", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2014-12"
7169	tolerable tankard of ale	3	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7170	warmed deionized twirling maroon scroll case	0		Effect: "Holiday Bliss", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2014-12"
7171	adjusted dry improved jug of &quot;wine&quot;	0		Effect: "Berry Defensive", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2014-12"
7172	juggling ball	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7173	crappy camera	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7174	bite-sized flavorless humble pie	1	decent	Last Available: "2014-12"
7175	small golem	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7176	shaking crappy camera	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7177	unsweetened galvanized crappy waiter disguise	0		Effect: "Tiki Temerity", Effect Duration: 62
7178	purple Copperhead Charm	0		
7179	bouncing gray twirling The First Pizza	0		
7180	twirling The Lacrosse Stick of Lacoronado	0		
7181	The Eye of the Stars	0		
7182	The Stankara Stone	0		
7183	Murphy's Rancid Black Flag	0		
7184	narrow The Shield of Brook	0		
7185	pulsating Red Zeppelin ticket	0		
7186	Copperhead Charm (rampant)	0		
7187	hand-crafted unnamed cocktail	3	EPIC	
7188	lime green handful of tips	0		
7189	mirror wholesome unrequired jacket	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10
7190	chaotic tommy gun	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unload Tommy Gun"
7191	olive drum of tommy ammo	0		
7192	throwing knife	0		
7193	throwing spoon	0		
7194	tumbling throwing fork	0		
7195	fuchsia wobbly smelly cool breadchucks	0		Moxie: +5, Stench Spell Damage: +10
7196	shuriken salad	0		
7197	ghostly beefy combat fan	0		Muscle: +10
7198	shaking miser's rock-hard silk skirt	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Meat Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 38"
7199	maroon blowdart	0		
7200	Buddy Bjorn of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2014-02"
7201	family-friendly toasty shellacked The Nuge's favorite crossbow	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Hot Damage: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +1
7202	stale sweet roll Alabama	3	decent	
7203	shaking Saturday Night Special of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25
7204	lynyrd snare	0		
7205	sizzling fleetwood chain	0		Hot Damage: +10
7206	perfectly mixed jittery Green Manalishi	3	EPIC	
7207	ghostly tumbling slick blade	0		Moxie: +10
7208	fire of unknown origin	0		
7209	wobbly eagle's milk	1	awesome	
7210	activated eagle feather	0		Effect: "Sugary World View", Effect Duration: 61
7211	oxidized ionized jittery one pill	0		Effect: "Braaaains Over Braaaawwn", Effect Duration: 33
7212	brawny Jefferson wings	0		Muscle Percent: +20
7213	fleetwood macaroni	0		
7214	wobbly narrow cheesy eagle sauce	0		
7215	tiny adequate fleetwood mac 'n' cheese	1	good	
7216	upside-down blurry lynyrd skin	0		
7217	twirling squat Herculean lynyrdskin cap	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xVolley, cap 42"
7218	stanky lynyrdskin tunic	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25
7219	lynyrdskin breeches of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1.5xGhuol, cap 42"
7220	upside-down cigarette lighter	0		
7221	priceless diamond	0		
7222	weak artisanal Flamin' Whatshisname	2	EPIC	
7223	ionized skewed olive lynyrd musk	0		Effect: "Chorale of Companionship", Effect Duration: 39
7224	Jim Carey's weightlifter's Kashmir sweater	0		Muscle: +15, Monster Level: +25
7225	normal ghostly tumbling custard pie	4	good	
7226	blurry tea for one	1	good	
7227	drinkable watered-down skewed bottle of Evermore	2	good	
7228	box	0		
7229	smooth wine	3	awesome	
7230	perfectly mixed upside-down rum	3	EPIC	
7231	fortified artisanal Murderer's Punch	5	EPIC	
7232	bland velvet cake	4	decent	
7233	adjusted letter	0		Effect: "Tin, Man", Effect Duration: 23
7234	aromatic book of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Stench Resistance: +1
7235	tumbling rosewater-soaked masque of the early riser	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Adventures: +7, Single Equip
7236	studded red-hot poker	0		Damage Absorption: +80
7237	tumbling Red X Shield of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25
7238	horrifying shellacked badge	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Spooky Damage: +25, Single Equip
7239	foul-smelling shirt of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Damage: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +50
7240	squat huge coat of the ox of incineration	0		Muscle: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +50
7241	ribald Oprah's shoe	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Sleaze Damage: +10, Single Equip
7242	huge button	0		
7243	purple button	0		
7244	polarized maroon spinning ghostly blood cells	0		Effect: "Oriental Mysticism", Effect Duration: 28
7245	boiled aerosolized eye	0		Effect: "Arcane in the Brain", Effect Duration: 17
7246	glark cable	0		
7247	pulsating bouncing manspreader's Red Fox glove of the early riser	0		Monster Level: +10, Adventures: +7, Attacks Can't Miss, Single Equip
7248	anodized foxglove	0		Effect: "Floundering", Effect Duration: 35
7249	Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette	0		
7250	Usain Bolt's curative Sneaky Pete's jacket of Gandalf of the businessman	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Meat Drop: +50, Initiative: +80, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Softcore Only, Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-03", Softcore Only: [1-path(Avatar of Sneaky Pete)]
7251	gray jug of Sneaky Pete's Mojo	0		Free Pull
7252	shot of Sneaky Pete's Mojo	0		Free Pull
7253	Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy	0		
7254	blinking really cocktail shaker	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7255	acceptable watered-down mini-martini	2	good	
7256	narrow olive smoke grenade	0		
7257	boiled molotov soda	1	decent	
7258	non-colloidal frozen bouncing pile of ashes	0		Effect: "Sausage Festive", Effect Duration: 60
7259	shaking crate of firebombs	0		
7260	firebomb	0		
7261	executive ruddy wicked Sneaky Pete's basket	0		Spell Damage: +5, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Meat Drop: +40
7262	&quot;I Love Me, Vol. I&quot;	0		
7263	skewed tumbling photograph of a dog	0		
7264	photograph of a nugget	0		
7265	narrow photograph of an ostrich egg	0		
7266	olive disposable instant camera	0		
7267	asbestos-lined scandalous frightening Sneaky Pete's jacket (collar popped) of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Spooky Damage: +5, Sleaze Damage: +5, Hot Resistance: +5, Softcore Only, Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-03", Softcore Only: [1-path(Avatar of Sneaky Pete)]
7268	Letter for Melvign the Gnome	0		
7269	bouncing Professor What garment	0		
7270	&quot;2 Love Me, Vol. 2&quot;	0		
7271	skewed Thinknerd Blind-Packed Toy	0		
7272	avaricious plastic Professor What	0		Meat Drop: +30
7273	forbidden plastic Jared the Duskwalker	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50
7274	jittery experienced plastic Duke Starkiller	0		Experience: +2
7275	censurious plastic Gary Claybender	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3
7276	baleful plastic Captain Kerkard	0		Spell Damage: +25
7277	unsweetened cold-filtered bouncing robot grease	0		Effect: "You Know When to Walk Away", Effect Duration: 57
7278	returned Thinknerd package	0		
7279	double-nitrogenated pickled yellow wind-up Whatsian robot	0		Effect: "Dancing Prowess", Effect Duration: 61
7280	extra-altered moist ionized fuchsia pulsating wind-up vampire teeth	0		Effect: "Gummi-Grin", Effect Duration: 14
7281	cold-filtered wind-up navigation droid	0		Effect: "Purpose", Effect Duration: 60
7282	deionized activated purple huge skewed wind-up owl	0		Effect: "Just the Brown Ones", Effect Duration: 17
7283	chilled polymerized wind-up ensign	0		Effect: "Burnt 'n' Turnt", Effect Duration: 66
7284	tumbling brainy crying statue earrings of the blizzard	0		Mysticality: +5, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover
7285	jittery healthy arcane researcher's plastic Duskwalker necklace	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover
7286	wobbly jittery plastic replica blaster pistol of vim and vigor of mayonnaise	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Lasts Until Rollover
7287	narrow Jim Carey's Gary Claybender's Time Screwer of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Monster Level: +25, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover
7288	tumbling brawny Space Tourist palmdoctor of the sweet-tooth	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Candy Drop: +100, Lasts Until Rollover
7289	lime green Newton's boxer's cool amok putter	0		Moxie: +5, Muscle Percent: +10, Experience (Mysticality): +3
7290	moldy pulsating amok pudding	4	crappy	
7291	bouncing deactivated putty buddy	0		
7292	narrow putty coat	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7293	boiled pulsating can of V-11	0		Effect: "Wolf's Bane", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2014-03"
7294	ghostly brawny elevennis shoes of horror	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2014-03"
7295	elevent	0		Last Available: "2014-03"
7296	jittery careful curative elevenderizing hammer	0		Monster Level: -10, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2014-03"
7297	chaotic Professor What T-Shirt	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10
7298	heavy-duty bendy straw	0		
7299	pellet of plant food	0		
7300	sewing kit	0		
7301	Spookyraven billiards room key	0		
7302	Spookyraven library key	0		
7303	spinning blurry Lady Spookyraven's necklace	0		
7304	telegram from Lady Spookyraven	0		
7305	Lady Spookyraven's powder puff	0		
7306	red Lady Spookyraven's finest gown	0		
7307	squat Lady Spookyraven's dancing shoes	0		
7308	frozen anodized anodized eyebrow pencil	0		Effect: "Shrimpin' Ain't Easy", Effect Duration: 48
7309	polarized ionized rosewater cream	0		Effect: "Spooky Hands", Effect Duration: 40
7310	super-energized diffused liquefied gray bronzer	0		Effect: "Egg-headedness", Effect Duration: 65
7311	friendly mansplainer's elegant nightstick	0		Monster Level: +15, Familiar Weight: +3
7312	skewed still grill	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-06"
7313	huge box of hickory chips	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7314	blue poppet	0		
7315	lime green rickety rocking horse	0		
7316	tumbling jack-in-the-box	0		
7317	jar of baby ghosts	0		
7318	skewed aromatic nasty ghost of a necklace of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Stench Damage: +5, Stench Resistance: +1
7319	blinking Newton's Elizabeth's Dollie of the sewer	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Stench Damage: +25
7320	pressed tumbling Elizabeth's paintbrush	0		Effect: "Red Misty-Eyed", Effect Duration: 34
7321	lime green curative Stephen's lab coat of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
7322	adjusted irradiated pulsating blue Stephen's secret formula	0		Effect: "Charrrming", Effect Duration: 36
7323	rock-hard Jacob's rung of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Damage Reduction: 5
7324	mixed blurry battery	1		Effect: "Strawberry Alarm", Effect Duration: 30
7325	practically non-alcoholic fancy smooth snakebite	1	awesome	Effect: "Frozen Hands", Effect Duration: 20
7326	ribald weightlifter's rubber ribcage	0		Muscle: +15, Sleaze Damage: +10
7327	dehydrated synthetic marrow	1		
7328	flattened funny bone	0		Effect: "Baconstoned", Effect Duration: 67
7329	shaking friendly experienced half-melted spoon	0		Experience: +2, Familiar Weight: +3
7330	dehydrated blurry narrow the funk	1		
7331	gigantic stale gunky chicken	7	decent	
7332	dog trainer's doll head	0		Experience (familiar): +1
7333	droopy doll eye	0		
7334	shaking voice box	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Pull Voice Box String"
7335	Tesla ruddy paddle-ball	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
7336	ionized sound effects record	0		Effect: "Held Closer", Effect Duration: 46
7337	alphabet block	0		
7338	vacuum-sealed dancer	0		Effect: "Quantum of Moxie", Effect Duration: 15
7339	music box mechanism	0		
7340	hardened moose antlers	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep, cap 27"
7341	triple-alkaline moose thought	0		Effect: "Chorale of Companionship", Effect Duration: 45
7342	bland special moose chocolate	3	decent	Effect: "Quiet 'n' Good", Effect Duration: 10
7343	bad fortified painting of a glass of wine	5	decent	
7344	oil painting of yourself	0		
7345	ornate picture frame	0		
7346	blue doll-eye amulet	0		Single Equip
7347	narrow knitted wicked ghost toga	0		Spell Damage: +5, Cold Resistance: +3
7348	flavorless sheet cake	3	decent	
7349	skewed ghost key	0		
7350	picture of you	0		
7351	Sherlock's sinister personal trainer's Staff of the Electric Range	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Spell Damage: +10, Item Drop: +25
7352	snack-sized normal shaking deluxe layer cake	2	good	
7353	narrow chunk of hot iron	0		
7354	watered-down perfectly mixed red-hot boilermaker	2	EPIC	
7355	auspicious coal shovel	0		Item Drop: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Shovel Hot Coal"
7356	polymerized magnetized hot coal	0		Effect: "Powder Power", Effect Duration: 36
7357	ionized wobbly ghostly coal dust	0		Effect: "Berry Statistical", Effect Duration: 11
7358	greedy medical-grade Bram's choker of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +20, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip
7359	spinning fuchsia plaid swatch	0		
7360	plaid bandage	0		
7361	weightlifter's plaid pocket square	0		Muscle: +15
7362	cyan baleful savvy plaid skirt	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 38"
7363	dry bloodstain stick	0		Effect: "Liquid Luck", Effect Duration: 35
7364	fabric softener	0		
7365	non-tarnished vacuum-sealed fabric hardener	0		Effect: "For Your Brain Only", Effect Duration: 39
7366	practically non-alcoholic aged bottle of laundry sherry	1	awesome	
7367	moist extra-frozen industrial strength starch	0		Effect: "Rave Nirvana", Effect Duration: 44, Wiki Name: "industrial strength starch"
7368	decent tumbling extra-flat panini	4	good	
7369	quantum cold-filtered mirror pulsating mangled finger	0		Effect: "Powdered", Effect Duration: 26
7370	acceptable Psychotic Train wine	4	good	
7371	crazy hobo notebook	0		
7372	moldy half-sized twirling pie man was not meant to eat	2	crappy	
7373	wobbly sommelier's towel of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25
7374	smartaleck's tarnished tastevin	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Single Equip
7375	bland miniature actual tapas	2	decent	
7376	ghast iron ingot	0		
7377	wholesome arcane researcher's ghast iron cleaver	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Maximum HP Percent: +10
7378	toasty ghast iron Garibaldi of mayonnaise	0		Hot Damage: +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 14"
7379	miser's banded ghast iron heater shield	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Meat Drop: +10
7380	blurry deadly brawny ghast iron codpiece	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Weapon Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 42"
7381	gray wool Pendant of Gargalesis	0		Cold Resistance: +1
7382	skewed Little Geneticist DNA-Splicing Lab	0		Last Available: "2014-04"
7383	spinning DNA extraction syringe	0		Last Available: "2014-04"
7384	dry ionized Gene Tonic: Dude	0		Effect: "In Vino Vires", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2014-04"
7385	concentrated narrow Gene Tonic: Beast	0		Effect: "Grumpy and Ornery", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2014-04"
7386	warmed warmed huge Gene Tonic: Construct	0		Effect: "Certainty", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2014-04"
7387	pressed Gene Tonic: Undead	0		Effect: "Super Accuracy", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2014-04"
7388	concentrated oxidized blurry Gene Tonic: Humanoid	0		Effect: "Mucilaginous Muscle", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2014-04"
7389	altered squat gray Gene Tonic: Insect	0		Effect: "Blessing of Bulbazinalli", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2014-04"
7390	liquefied shaking Gene Tonic: Hippy	0		Effect: "Reedy Pipes", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2014-04"
7391	Vulcanized Gene Tonic: Orc	0		Effect: "Robocamo", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2014-04"
7392	liquefied cold-filtered skewed Gene Tonic: Demon	0		Effect: "Hippy Flavor", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2014-04"
7393	Vulcanized blurry Gene Tonic: Horror	0		Effect: "Rosewater Mark", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2014-04"
7394	denatured frozen polymerized tumbling squat Gene Tonic: Fish	0		Effect: "Rave Nirvana", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2014-04"
7395	non-magnetized warmed jittery Gene Tonic: Goblin	0		Effect: "Adapt to Change Eventually", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2014-04"
7396	energized Gene Tonic: Pirate	0		Effect: "Dwarven Hardiness", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2014-04"
7397	diffused double-oxidized Gene Tonic: Plant	0		Effect: "Going Ape", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2014-04"
7398	electrified deionized Gene Tonic: Weird	0		Effect: "Salty Mouth", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2014-04"
7399	pickled quadruple-deionized fuchsia Gene Tonic: Elf	0		Effect: "Inscrutable exoskeleton", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2014-04"
7400	boiled deionized blinking Gene Tonic: Mer-kin	0		Effect: "Very Clean Guns", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2014-04"
7401	electrified upside-down Gene Tonic: Slime	0		Effect: "In Tuna", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2014-04"
7402	adjusted Gene Tonic: Penguin	0		Effect: "Bloodstain-Resistant", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2014-04"
7403	electrified Gene Tonic: Elemental	0		Effect: "Nothing Is Impossible", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2014-04"
7404	oxidized yellow Gene Tonic: Constellation	0		Effect: "Hot Blooded", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2014-04"
7405	alkaline Gene Tonic: Hobo	0		Effect: "Lifted Spirits", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2014-04"
7406	twirling Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#1)	0		
7407	Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#2)	0		
7408	narrow Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#3)	0		
7409	Steam Card: Space Trip (#1)	0		
7410	Steam Card: Space Trip (#2)	0		
7411	skewed shaking Steam Card: Space Trip (#3)	0		
7412	blinking Steam Card: Meteoid (#1)	0		
7413	Steam Card: Meteoid (#2)	0		
7414	shaking Steam Card: Meteoid (#3)	0		
7415	shaking Steam Card: DemonStar (#1)	0		
7416	Steam Card: DemonStar (#2)	0		
7417	fuchsia Steam Card: DemonStar (#3)	0		
7418	Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#1)	0		
7419	spinning ghostly Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#2)	0		
7420	maroon Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#3)	0		
7421	mirror pencil thin mushroom	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7422	tumbling Paradaisical Cheeseburger recipe	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7423	pulsating salty sailor salt	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7424	bike rental broupon	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7425	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Cocktail Sauce Bottle	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7426	sprinkle shaker	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7427	triple-ionized sleight-of-hand mushroom	0		Effect: "The Moxious Madrigal", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2014-05"
7428	Taco Dan's Taco Stand's Taco Receipt	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7429	spinning blinking Beach Buck	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7430	frozen jittery Fun-Guy spore	0		Effect: "Baconstoned", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2014-05"
7431	quadruple-oxidized huge Boletus Broletus mushroom	0		Effect: "Fruited", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2014-05"
7432	galvanized purple huge Omphalotus Omphaloskepsis mushroom	0		Effect: "Sepia Tan", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2014-05"
7433	energized Gyromitra Dynomita mushroom	0		Effect: "Bootyliciousness", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2014-05"
7434	ionized denatured upside-down gray Helvella Haemophilia mushroom	0		Effect: "Starry-Eyed", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2014-05"
7435	non-oxidized irradiated ionized narrow Stemonitis Staticus mushroom	0		Effect: "The Grass...  Is Blue...", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2014-05"
7436	unsweetened Tremella Tarantella mushroom	0		Effect: "Neuroplastici Tea", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2014-05"
7437	ghostly Pastaco shell	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7438	super-sized bland Beefy Crunch Pastaco	5	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7439	delicious Brain Food Pastaco	4	awesome	Last Available: "2014-05"
7440	spoiled Cool Brunch Pastaco	3	crappy	Last Available: "2014-05"
7441	spoiled blurry Medical Pastaco	3	crappy	Last Available: "2014-05"
7442	bland gray Energy Buzz Pastaco	4	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7443	yummy skewed Ludovico Pastaco	4	awesome	Last Available: "2014-05"
7444	mediocre narrow overpowering mushroom wine	4	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7445	acceptable complex mushroom wine	3	good	Last Available: "2014-05"
7446	artisanal special watered-down smooth mushroom wine	2	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	Effect: "Berry Thorny", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2014-05"
7447	special perfectly mixed blood-red mushroom wine	3	super ultra EPIC	Effect: "Oth-Jeal-O", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2014-05"
7448	drinkable watered-down buzzing mushroom wine	2	good	Last Available: "2014-05"
7449	spirit-forward perfectly mixed swirling mushroom wine	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-05"
7450	thick stale spinning Taco Dan's Basic Taco Dan Taco	5	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7451	moldy miniature Taco Dan's Taco Fish Fish Taco	2	crappy	Last Available: "2014-05"
7452	Taco Dan's Super Taco-Riffic Taco Sauce!	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7453	tolerable irresponsibly strong regular-size brogurt	10	good	Last Available: "2014-05"
7454	tolerable watered-down super-size brogurt	2	good	Last Available: "2014-05"
7455	perfectly mixed strong broberry brogurt	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-05"
7456	acceptable brocolate brogurt	4	good	Last Available: "2014-05"
7457	enchanted tolerable French bronilla brogurt	4	good	Effect: "Libra Rising", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2014-05"
7458	wobbly squat History's Most Offensive Jokes, Vol. IX	0		Skill: "Unoffendable", Last Available: "2014-05"
7459	huge Now You're Cooking With Grease	0		Skill: "Grease Up", Last Available: "2014-05"
7460	Sloppy Seconds Diner Employee Handbook	0		Skill: "Sloppy Secrets", Last Available: "2014-05"
7461	industrial strength anti-fungal spray	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7462	educational Brogre brorts	0		Experience: +1, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xGhuol, cap 25", Last Available: "2014-05"
7463	beefcake's Brogre brolo shirt	0		Muscle: +25, Last Available: "2014-05"
7464	foul-smelling Brogre bucket hat	0		Stench Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr, cap 14", Last Available: "2014-05"
7465	Spring Break Beach tattoo coupon	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7466	airplane charter: Spring Break Beach	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-05"
7467	yellow one-day ticket to Spring Break Beach	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7468	chilly 8-billed baseball cap of doom of the early riser	0		Cold Damage: +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Adventures: +7, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr, cap 12", Last Available: "2014-05"
7469	family-friendly dog trainer's extremely wet T-shirt of the blizzard	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2014-05"
7470	ribald horrifying supercharged shrimp fork	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Spooky Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +10, Last Available: "2014-05"
7471	liquefied jittery BROS Energy Drink	0		Effect: "Work For Hours a Week", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2014-05"
7472	extra-alkaline go-go potion	0		Effect: "The Magic of LOV", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2014-05"
7473	quadruple-liquefied shrimp cocktail	0		Effect: "Mucilaginous Moxiousness", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2014-05"
7474	aerosolized Yolo&trade; chocolates	0		Effect: "Egged On", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2020-09"
7475	wobbly studded string of moist beads	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Last Available: "2014-05"
7476	green Ultimate Mind Destroyer	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7477	corrupted frozen olive Meat-inflating powder	0		Effect: "Tenacity of the Snapper", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2014-05"
7478	squat possessed sugar cube	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7479	nitrogenated polymerized tumbling sugar fairy	0		Effect: "Leisurely Amblin'", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2014-05"
7480	diffused boiled twirling sugar bunny	0		Effect: "Almost Cool", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2014-05"
7481	sweet tooth	0		Last Available: "2014-05", Wiki Name: "sweet tooth"
7482	practically non-alcoholic perfectly mixed Rompedores de Fantasmas	1	super ultra EPIC	
7483	artisanal blue La Fantasma y La Oscuridad	4	EPIC	
7484	tolerable Fantasma en la M&aacute;quina	3	good	
7485	twirling loosening powder	0		
7486	skewed gray castoreum	0		
7487	pulsating drain dissolver	0		
7488	triple-distilled turpentine	0		
7489	detartrated anhydrous sublicalc	0		
7490	bouncing upside-down triatomaceous dust	0		
7491	watered-down lousy mirror bottle of Chateau de Vinegar	2	decent	
7492	blasting soda	0		
7493	unstable fulminate	0		
7494	upside-down blinking wine bomb	0		
7495	huge recipe: mortar-dissolving solution	0		
7496	blue bottled day	0		
7497	lime green ghost formula	0		
7498	Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette	0		
7499	oxidized altered mirror teal Hot 'n' Scarys	0		Effect: "Weapon of Mass Destruction", Effect Duration: 26
7500	map	0		
7501		0		
7502	galvanized Texas tea	0		Effect: "Cat Class, Cat Style", Effect Duration: 30
7503	Jeselnik's dark hamethyst ring	0		Sleaze Damage: +25
7504	blinking greasy dark baconstone ring	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
7505	twirling Lo Pan's dark porquoise ring	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30
7506	bouncing gravedigger's book of the detective	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Item Drop: +20
7507	forbidden cloak	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50
7508	jittery label	0		
7509	rotten half-sized Mornington crescent roll	2	crappy	
7510	energized mirror eye shadow	0		Effect: "Jalape&ntilde;o Saucesphere", Effect Duration: 51
7511	crumbling wheel	0		
7512	denatured poppy	0		Effect: "Black Eyes", Effect Duration: 35
7513	huge opium grenade	0		
7514	skewed clever duonoculars of horror	0		Maximum MP: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
7515	plastic rock	0		
7516	teal narrow witch's spare house key	0		
7517	blurry spider leg of the ox of the brute	0		Muscle: +20, Muscle Percent: +30
7518	wand of pigification	0		
7519	drinkable glass of bourbon	4	good	
7520	yellow wobbly burned government manual fragment	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7521	normal tiny government cheese	1	good	Last Available: "2014-05"
7522	twirling banded pair of government shades	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-05"
7523	space junk	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7524	modified energized tumbling government	0		Effect: "[1609]Dancin' Fool", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2014-05"
7525	dry alien drugs	0		Effect: "Ancient Protected", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2023-09"
7526	weird space book	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7527	alien force field disruptor bean	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7528	Samson's government-issued night-vision goggles of the dark arts	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-05"
7529	massive decent skewed loaf of alien bread	6	good	Last Available: "2014-05"
7530	decent thick wobbly shaking grilled cheese sandwich	5	good	Last Available: "2014-05"
7531	denatured blue bouncing alien protein powder	1	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7532	bad bouncing rocket fuel	4	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7533	blue twirling alien source code printout	0		Skill: "Alien Source Code", Last Available: "2014-05"
7534	alien source code printout (used)	0		Skill: "Alien Source Code", Last Available: "2014-05"
7535	watered-down lousy blinking stealth bomber	2	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7536	blinking space beast fur	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7537	twitching space egg	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7538	upside-down jittery ramekin of space nuts	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2014-05"
7539	space beast fur hat of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley", Last Available: "2014-05"
7540	bouncing smooth space beast fur pants	0		Moxie: +15, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley", Last Available: "2014-05"
7541	bouncing dog trainer's space beast fur whip	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Last Available: "2014-05"
7542	narrow space invader	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7543	steel-toed space heater of chilblains	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Cold Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heat Space", Last Available: "2014-05"
7544	space bar	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7545	extra-dry smooth space port	5	awesome	Last Available: "2014-05"
7546	jittery groovy space needle of Flo-Jo	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2014-05"
7547	enhanced vacuum-sealed olive buffed alien drugs	0		Effect: "Sugary World View", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2014-05"
7548	hot ashes	0		Last Available: "2014-06"
7549	galvanized frozen ash soda	0		Effect: "Fishy", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2014-06"
7550	double-oxidized alkaline dry squat liquid smoke	0		Effect: "Become Superficially interested", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2014-06"
7551	colloidal squat dollop of barbecue sauce	0		Effect: "No Worries", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2014-06"
7552	concentrated irradiated bowl of marinade	0		Effect: "Rotten Memories", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2014-06"
7553	shaker of dry rub	0		Last Available: "2014-06"
7554	non-ionized pickled diffused bottle of lighter fluid	0		Effect: "Carol of the Bones", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2014-06"
7555	tumbling page	0		
7556	tumbling purple elephant gift	0		
7557	polymerized corrupted blood cells	0		Effect: "Rain Dancin'", Effect Duration: 53
7558	special extra-dry lousy wine	5	decent	Effect: "Spookyravin'", Effect Duration: 5
7559	activated squat gummi turtle	0		Effect: "Thick-Skinned", Effect Duration: 46
7560	cyan turtle-shaped rock	0		
7561	enhanced giraffe-necked turtle	0		Effect: "In Vino Vires", Effect Duration: 59
7562	quadruple-liquefied musk turtle	0		Effect: "Stinking Cloud", Effect Duration: 52
7563	moist aerosolized programmable turtle	0		Effect: "No Worries", Effect Duration: 61
7564	boiled energized wobbly mocking turtle	0		Effect: "Virgo Rising", Effect Duration: 48
7565	massive moldy ham steak	10	crappy	
7566	shaking time-twitching toolbelt of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Free Pull
7567	Chroner	0		
7568	rosewater-soaked nippy electrified Time Lord Badge of Honor	0		Cold Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +3, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
7569	cyan wool Sinatra's thinker's Time Bandit Badge of Courage	0		Mysticality: +10, Experience (Moxie): +5, Cold Resistance: +1
7570	energized maroon Friendliness Beverage	0		Effect: "Jingle Jangle Jingle", Effect Duration: 65
7571	curative silent pea shooter of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
7572	thick decent D roll	5	good	
7573	gravedigger's slick kiwi beak	0		Moxie: +10, Spooky Damage: +10
7574	drinkable New Zealand iced tea	4	good	
7575	maroon brainy droll monocle of Leguizamo	0		Mysticality: +5, Monster Level: +20, Single Equip
7576	dry upside-down purple future drug: Muscularactum	0		Effect: "Protection from Bad Stuff", Effect Duration: 26
7577	extra-activated future drug: Smartinex	0		Effect: "El Tango de la Maldita Suegra", Effect Duration: 26
7578	tarnished activated pressed future drug: Coolscaline	0		Effect: "Polar Express", Effect Duration: 49
7579	yellow twitching time capsule	0		
7580	altered liquid shifting time weirdness	1		
7581	skewed upside-down shifting time weirdness	0		Adventures: +4, PvP Fights: +4
7582	spoiled rack of dinosaur ribs	3	crappy	
7583	enchanted artisanal weak scotch on the rocks	2	super ultra EPIC	Effect: "Took Eleven", Effect Duration: 30
7584	gray asbestos-lined careful yabba dabba doo rag	0		Monster Level: -10, Hot Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 27"
7585	fuchsia family-friendly wooly loincloth of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 27"
7586	helix fossil	0		
7587	huge huge S.S. Ticket	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7588	Clan speakeasy	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-07"
7589	irresponsibly strong delicious glass of &quot;milk&quot;	10	awesome	Last Available: "2014-07"
7590	lousy practically non-alcoholic yellow cup of &quot;tea&quot;	1	decent	Last Available: "2014-07"
7591	watered-down smooth thermos of &quot;whiskey&quot;	2	awesome	Last Available: "2014-07"
7592	bad upside-down Lucky Lindy	4	decent	Last Available: "2014-07"
7593	tolerable high-proof Bee's Knees	6	good	Last Available: "2014-07"
7594	lousy Sockdollager	3	decent	Last Available: "2014-07"
7595	mediocre jittery Ish Kabibble	4	decent	Last Available: "2014-07"
7596	delicious watered-down olive Hot Socks	2	awesome	Last Available: "2014-07"
7597	weak delicious Phonus Balonus	2	awesome	Last Available: "2014-07"
7598	lousy Flivver	3	decent	Last Available: "2014-07"
7599	delicious huge Sloppy Jalopy	3	awesome	Last Available: "2014-07"
7600	pickled triple-improved bouncing flame	0		Effect: "Sated and Furious", Effect Duration: 63
7601	liquefied temporary yak tattoo	0		Effect: "Like a Fish to Walter", Effect Duration: 59
7602	vacuum-sealed anodized wobbly squat Fitspiration&trade; poster	0		Effect: "Sludgesick", Effect Duration: 58
7603	enhanced gray neckbeard	0		Effect: "Jittery", Effect Duration: 58
7604	improved jittery artisanal hand-squeezed wheatgrass juice	0		Effect: "Fangs and Pangs", Effect Duration: 45
7605	double-dry dry punk patch	0		Effect: "Motion", Effect Duration: 44
7606	alkaline green shaking steampunk potion	0		Effect: "Sleaze-Resistant Trousers", Effect Duration: 43
7607	electrified quantum alkaline ghostly vial of swamp vapors	0		Effect: "Drunk With Power", Effect Duration: 25
7608	boiled quantum turtle mud	0		Effect: "On a Roll", Effect Duration: 64
7609	ionized cold-filtered gray Redeye&trade; Eyedrops	0		Effect: "Boo Tea", Effect Duration: 27
7610	aerosolized Dweebisol&trade; inhaler	0		Effect: "Saucemastery", Effect Duration: 59
7611	concentrated corrupted ghostly bouncing Lewd Lemmy Hair Oil	0		Effect: "Hot Jellied", Effect Duration: 51
7612	frozen anodized narrow tomato soup poster	0		Effect: "Bear Clawed", Effect Duration: 52
7613	vacuum-sealed concentrated bouncing bubblin' chemistry solution	0		Effect: "Seeing Colors", Effect Duration: 21
7614	super-enhanced voodoo glowskull	0		Effect: "Bustle Hustlin'", Effect Duration: 56
7615	anodized pygmy adder oil	0		Effect: "Black Lung", Effect Duration: 28
7616	diffused shaking pygmy witchhazel	0		Effect: "Hyperoffended", Effect Duration: 66
7617	extra-alkaline ionized modified short deposition	0		Effect: "Moon'd", Effect Duration: 42
7618	moist super-oxidized straw pole	0		Effect: "Ooh, Umami!", Effect Duration: 24
7619	electrified activated copperhead potion	0		Effect: "Can't Smell Nothin'", Effect Duration: 36
7620	deionized quadruple-ionized bouncing narrow ninja fear powder	0		Effect: "Gummi Badass", Effect Duration: 23
7621	ionized ninja eyeblack	0		Effect: "Cautious Prowl", Effect Duration: 27
7622	aerosolized button rouge	0		Effect: "Sinuses For Miles", Effect Duration: 60
7623	Vulcanized dry quadruple-oxidized Red Army camouflage kit	0		Effect: "Barbecue Saucy", Effect Duration: 38
7624	warmed pickled tumbling lynyrd skinner toothblack	0		Effect: "Super Accuracy", Effect Duration: 43
7625	vacuum-sealed alkaline spinning flask of rainwater	0		Effect: "Swimming Head", Effect Duration: 51
7626	concentrated ionized oyster badge	0		Effect: "Ruthlessly Efficient", Effect Duration: 25
7627	super-polarized frozen plastic Jefferson wings	0		Effect: "Hella Smooth", Effect Duration: 45
7628	polymerized jittery dancing fan	0		Effect: "Gunky Dory", Effect Duration: 30
7629	electrified squat page of the Necrohobocon	0		Effect: "Spookyravin'", Effect Duration: 13
7630	nitrogenated twirling purple magic powder	0		Effect: "Blessing of Pikachutlotal", Effect Duration: 42
7631	colloidal dry squat blinking friar's tonsure	0		Effect: "Crud&eacute;", Effect Duration: 18
7632	improved pickled boiled gray government-issue identification badge	0		Effect: "Vitali Tea", Effect Duration: 47
7633	flattened alien hologram projector	0		Effect: "Puddingface", Effect Duration: 58
7634	unsweetened non-cold-filtered irradiated turtle	0		Effect: "All Is Forgiven", Effect Duration: 32
7635	Vulcanized oxidized super-alkaline skewed cigar box turtle	0		Effect: "Radium Radicality", Effect Duration: 16
7636	clever dangerous shellacked shell	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Maximum MP: +20, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
7637	lion tamer's pillow shell	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
7638	frightening whatsit-covered turtle shell	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
7639	rock-hard oil shell	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
7640	smelly ruddy turtle shell of the boozehound	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Booze Drop: +100, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
7641	fuchsia shocked shell	0		Class: "Turtle Tamer", Damage Aura: 1
7642	ingot turtle	0		
7643	duty umbrella	0		Water Level: -2
7644	pool skimmer	0		
7645	blurry life preserver	0		
7646	lightning milk	0		
7647	shaking aquaconda brain	0		
7648	thunder thigh	0		
7649	concentrated blurry gourmet gourami oil	0		Effect: "Guts Feeling", Effect Duration: 14
7650	pickled catfish whiskers	0		Effect: "Human-Insect Hybrid", Effect Duration: 68
7651	freshwater fishbone	0		
7652	red fishbone catcher's mitt	0		
7653	tumbling fishbone kneepads	0		Initiative: +60, Single Equip
7654	tumbling fishbone corset	0		
7655	yellow fishbone fins	0		Single Equip
7656	fishbone facemask	0		Monster Level: -30
7657	fishbone belt	0		Critical Hit Percent: +25, Weapon Damage: +25, Single Equip
7658	red fishbone bracers	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Single Equip
7659	miser's neoprene skullcap	0		Meat Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 16"
7660	quantum alkaline goblin water	0		Effect: "Yeah, It's Just Gasoline", Effect Duration: 55
7661	shaking dumb mud	0		
7662	bland wobbly Sogg-Os	3	decent	
7663	mirror manspreader's Da Vinci's Lord Soggyraven's Slippers of the cheetah	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Monster Level: +10, Initiative: +60, Single Equip
7664	cold-filtered Ancient Protector Soda	0		Effect: "Nasty, Nasty Breath", Effect Duration: 46
7665	tarnished wet narrow upside-down liquid ice	0		Effect: "You Can Really Taste the Dormouse", Effect Duration: 62
7666	bad pulsating Wet Russian	3	decent	
7667	normal shaking filet of The Fish	3	good	
7668	Thwaitgold spider statuette	0		
7669	wobbly nippy hale fortified thunder down underwear	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Maximum HP: +20, Cold Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover
7670	narrow inspector's grievous Sinatra's famous raincoat	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Item Drop: +15, Lasts Until Rollover
7671	bouncing aromatic nasty lightning rod of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Stench Damage: +5, Stench Resistance: +1, Lasts Until Rollover
7672	law-abiding citizen cane of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
7673	lousy fancy legitimate business on the beach	3	decent	Effect: "The Moxie of LOV", Effect Duration: 20
7674	cyan hep waders of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xVolley, cap 12"
7675	immense flavorless jive turkey leg	8	decent	
7676	pulsating greedy birdbone corset	0		Meat Drop: +20
7677	frozen deionized candy cigarette	0		Effect: "Thaumodynamic", Effect Duration: 41
7678	green 4-dimensional fez of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep, cap 12"
7679	throwing candy	0		
7680	twirling frosty super-absorbent tarp	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10
7681	lousy fancy unquiet spirits	4	decent	Effect: "Wasabi With You", Effect Duration: 50
7682	avaricious banjo kazoo mount	0		Meat Drop: +30, Single Equip
7683	dry grass	0		Effect: "Milk Studly", Effect Duration: 30
7684	red perfumed Time Lord Participation Mug	0		Stench Resistance: +5
7685	gray executive Time Bandit Time Towel of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Meat Drop: +40
7686	flame-retardant dance instructor's savvy Caveman Dan's favorite rock	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Hot Resistance: +1, Single Equip
7687	deionized warmed cyan huge dog ointment	0		Effect: "Pharmaceutically Cool", Effect Duration: 20
7688	fireproof gumshoes of temperance	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Single Equip
7689	chilly mansplainer's flapper floppers	0		Monster Level: +15, Cold Damage: +5, Single Equip
7690	wool boxer's sneakeasies	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Cold Resistance: +1, Single Equip
7691	squat frightening Herculean plastic nunchaku	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2014-08"
7692	upside-down censurious nippy hand whip of terror	0		Cold Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2014-08"
7693	double-paned razor-sharp arcane researcher's glow-in-the-dark necklace	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Cold Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2014-08"
7694	Groll doll	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-08", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.6
7695	maroon avaricious vibrating cap gun of the early riser	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Meat Drop: +30, Adventures: +7, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang!", Last Available: "2014-08"
7696	blurry ribald cassette player of the early riser	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Adventures: +7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-08"
7697	narrow chewable paper	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-08"
7698	blurry rubber spider	0		Last Available: "2014-08"
7699	red huge &quot;KICK ME&quot; sign	0		Last Available: "2014-08"
7700	nitrogenated polarized squat jittery confiscated comic book	0		Effect: "Can Has Cyborger", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2014-08"
7701	corrupted blinking confiscated cell phone	0		Effect: "Kissed By Fire", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2014-08"
7702	aerosolized pressed yellow confiscated love note	0		Effect: "Tingly Elbows", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2014-08"
7703	LCD game: Food Eater	0		Last Available: "2014-08"
7704	pulsating LCD game: Garbage River	0		Last Available: "2014-08"
7705	tumbling LCD game: Burger Belt	0		Last Available: "2014-08"
7706	The Confiscator's Grimoire	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-08", Skill: "Summon Confiscated Things"
7707	wet double-Vulcanized bouncing rubber nubbin	0		Effect: "L'instinct F&eacute;lin", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2014-08"
7708	huge stylish rubber cape of the brute	0		Moxie: +25, Muscle Percent: +30, Last Available: "2014-08"
7709	squat nasty hale Thor's Pliers of horror of the sweet-tooth	0		Maximum HP: +20, Stench Damage: +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Candy Drop: +100, Attacks Can't Miss, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ply Reality", Last Available: "2014-09", Softcore Only: [1-path(Heavy Rains)]
7710	moist polymerized candy UFOs	0		Effect: "Weather, Man", Effect Duration: 29
7711	resourceful sage water wings for babies	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Maximum MP: +50
7712	fuchsia beautiful rainbow	0		Last Available: "2014-11", Skill: "Belch The Rainbow"
7713	adequate bouncing Strix stix	4	good	
7714	lion tamer's resourceful vampire pellet of Calamity Jane	0		Maximum MP: +50, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Experience (familiar): +2
7715	watered-down drinkable teal non-aged vinegar	2	good	
7716	green electrified unsanitized scalpel	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
7717	Fonzie's gladiator tunica	0		Experience (Moxie): +1
7718	blinking shellacked Roman sadnals	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Single Equip
7719	upside-down madius of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25
7720	narrow chilly radiator heater shield	0		Cold Damage: +5
7721	quadruple-colloidal salt wages	0		Effect: "Egg-headedness", Effect Duration: 66
7722	huge dance instructor's centurion helmet	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, atk, cap 25"
7723	Chroner cross	0		
7724	asbestos-lined pteruges	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, atk, cap 25"
7725	double-anodized pulsating Bruno's blessing of Mars	0		Effect: "Rain Dancin'", Effect Duration: 61
7726	aerosolized Dennis's blessing of Minerva	0		Effect: "Tiki Temerity", Effect Duration: 69
7727	activated Burt's blessing of Bacchus	0		Effect: "Educated (Kinda)", Effect Duration: 33
7728	flattened blinking lime green pulsating Freddie's blessing of Mercury	0		Effect: "Fifty Ways to Bereave Your Lover", Effect Duration: 19
7729	purple mirror Chroner trigger	0		
7730	Xi Receiver Unit	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7731	transmission from planet Xi	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7732	wobbly Black Bart's Booty	0		Skill: "Pirate Bellow"
7733	Xiblaxian circuitry	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7734	narrow twirling Xiblaxian polymer	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7735	blue Xiblaxian alloy	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7736	mirror Xiblaxian crystal	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7737	Xiblaxian holo-wrist-puter simcode	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7738	Xiblaxian cache locator simcode	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7739	purple Xiblaxian holo-training simcode	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7740	Xiblaxian direct marketing simcode	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7741	Xiblaxian holo-buddy simcode	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7742	lime green Xiblaxian encrypted political prisoner	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7743	bouncing Xiblaxian holo-schematic: stealth cowl	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7744	jittery Xiblaxian holo-schematic: stealth trousers	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7745	bouncing Xiblaxian holo-schematic: stealth vest	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7746	blinking Xiblaxian holo-schematic: ultraburrito	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7747	twirling Xiblaxian holo-schematic: space whiskey	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7748	Xiblaxian holo-schematic: residence cube	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7749	Xiblaxian holo-schematic: xeno-goggles	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7750	Xiblaxian 5D printer	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7751	squat Xiblaxian holo-bowtie	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2014-09"
7752	Xiblaxian xeno-detection goggles of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-09"
7753	Xiblaxian stealth cowl of incineration of the sweet-tooth	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Candy Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2014-09"
7754	blue frightening dance instructor's Xiblaxian stealth trousers	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2014-09"
7755	blurry rosewater-soaked Annie Oakley's Xiblaxian stealth vest	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2014-09"
7756	stale Xiblaxian ultraburrito	3	decent	Last Available: "2014-09"
7757	delicious distilled Xiblaxian space-whiskey	5	awesome	Last Available: "2014-09"
7758	Xiblaxian residence-cube	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7759	flattened narrow upside-down They liver	0		Effect: "Be a Mind Master", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2014-09"
7760	spoiled half-sized spinning They liver popsicle	2	crappy	Last Available: "2014-09"
7761	holo-tank	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7762	holo-bomber	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7763	holo-platoon	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7764	distilled fuchsia residual zeal	1		Effect: "Macho Profundo", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2014-09"
7765	Xiblaxian holo-wrist-puter of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Drops Items, Last Available: "2014-09"
7766	perfumed hale defective Golden Mr. Accessory of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Maximum HP: +20, Stench Resistance: +5
7767	airplane charter: Conspiracy Island	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-10"
7768	one-day ticket to Conspiracy Island	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7769	Coinspiracy	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7770	miser's flame-retardant smooth Personal Ventilation Unit	0		Moxie: +15, Hot Resistance: +1, Meat Drop: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-10"
7771	non-concentrated extra-polarized teal the most dangerous bait	0		Effect: "Thick-Skinned", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2014-10"
7772	low-calorie spoiled narrow &quot;meat&quot; stick	1	crappy	Last Available: "2014-10"
7773	modified twirling cyan twirling transdermal smoke patch	1	crappy	Effect: "Knightlife", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2014-10"
7774	specialty ammo bandolier	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7775	scorching boxer's pair of plants of the bloodbag	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Maximum HP: +100, Hot Damage: +25, Last Available: "2014-10"
7776	double-paned scandalous boxer's Sasq&trade; watch	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Sleaze Damage: +5, Cold Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-10", Nonstackable Watch, Rollover Effect Duration: 30
7777	fuchsia smoker's cloak of dire peril of Leguizamo	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Monster Level: +20, Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2014-10"
7778	asbestos-lined sage camouflage T-shirt of bravery of the businessman	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Hot Resistance: +5, Spooky Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2014-10"
7779	frozen experimental serum G-9	0		Effect: "Phairly Pheromonal", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2014-10"
7780	asbestos-lined razor-sharp heavy-duty clipboard of Calamity Jane	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2014-10"
7781	squat zippy sage wizardly battery-powered drill of mayonnaise	0		Mysticality: +25, Mysticality Percent: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2014-10"
7782	moldy limp broccoli	3	crappy	Last Available: "2014-10"
7783	careful MacGyver's extremely unsafe hat	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Maximum MP: +100, Monster Level: -10, Familiar Effect: "2xFairy, 0.5xPotato, cap 31", Last Available: "2014-10"
7784	cold-filtered vacuum-sealed quantum monkey barf	0		Effect: "Eagle Eyes", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2014-10"
7785	energized blue upside-down candy	0		Effect: "Slimily Speedy", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2014-10"
7786	sharpshooter's hardy hardened jangly bracelet	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Maximum HP: +50, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Last Available: "2014-10"
7787	strapping cuddly teddy bear	0		Muscle: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Overload Teddy Bear", Last Available: "2014-10"
7788	upside-down ice-cold Cloaca Zero	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7789	smartaleck's first-aid pouch of Tarzan	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Experience (Muscle): +3, Last Available: "2014-10"
7790	khaki duffel bag	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7791	quadruple-unsweetened Vulcanized boiled airborne mutagen	0		Effect: "Radiated and Grodiated", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2014-10"
7792	SHAWARMA Initiative Keycard	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7793	bottle-opener keycard	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7794	Armory keycard	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7795	moldy initiative shawarma	4	crappy	Last Available: "2014-10"
7796	adequate diet warm war shawarma	1	good	Last Available: "2014-10"
7797	decent miniature karma shawarma	2	good	Last Available: "2014-10"
7798	delicious Jungle Juice	4	awesome	Last Available: "2014-10"
7799	bad Amnesiac Ale	3	decent	Last Available: "2014-10"
7800	drinkable weak Highest Bitter	2	good	Last Available: "2014-10"
7801	jittery lime green perfumed Jack Frost's mercenary pistol	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2014-10"
7802	spinning up-at-dawn lightning-fast mercenary rifle	0		Initiative: +40, Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2014-10"
7803	squat Merc Core Field Manual: Sanity Maintenance	0		Skill: "Hypersane", Last Available: "2014-10"
7804	red Merc Core Field Manual: Intimidation Techniques	0		Skill: "Intimidating Mien", Last Available: "2014-10"
7805	mirror Merc Core challenge coin	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7806	Merc Core deployment orders	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7807	TI-9000 calculator	0		
7808	jittery unused soap	0		
7809	spinning impure gasoline	0		
7810	jittery Z-Bone steak	0		
7811	viral DNA	0		
7812	skewed tarnished bottlecap	0		
7813	decent seared dino steak	3	good	
7814	aged triple-distilled jittery bottle of drinkin' gas	6	awesome	
7815	blue handful of napalm	0		
7816	dove DNA	0		
7817	gelatinous meat mass	0		
7818	99.44% pure math	0		
7819	narrow simple AI	0		
7820	shaking blinking corrupted bird DNA	0		
7821	huge sentient meat mass	0		
7822	spinning zombie dinosaur egg	0		
7823	french-fry grabber	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7824	scorching veiny Fonzie's iShield	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Maximum HP: +10, Hot Damage: +25
7825	asbestos-lined vibrating supercool earbuds	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Hot Resistance: +5, Single Equip
7826	inspector's Samson's iFlail of Flo-Jo	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Item Drop: +15, Initiative: +100
7827	tasty unidentifiable dried fruit	4	awesome	
7828	fortified mediocre lime green skewed flat cider	5	decent	
7829	narrow experienced Rosewater's trench lighter of the scaredy-cat	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Experience: +2, Monster Level: -15, Last Available: "2014-10"
7830	energized diffused lime green experimental serum P-00	0		Effect: "From Nantucket", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2014-10"
7831	purple military-grade fingernail clippers	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7832	encrypted micro-cassette recorder	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7833	gore bucket	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7834	pack of smokes	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7835	olive spinning ESP suppression collar	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7836	skewed bouncing GPS-tracking wristwatch	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7837	Project T. L. B.	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7838	Agent Mauve	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7839	spinning yellow special clip: tracers	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7840	special clip: wailers	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7841	special clip: squelchers	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7842	special clip: splatterers	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7843	special clip: boneburners	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7844	squat special clip: graveburpers	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7845	alkaline moist unsweetened narrow perl necklace	0		Effect: "Abyssal Sweat", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2014-12"
7846	enhanced wobbly Fudge Fiber Armor Plating	0		Effect: "White Blooded", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2014-12"
7847	altered ruby on canes	0		Effect: "Melancholy Burden", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2014-12"
7848	spoiled tumbling petit fortran	3	crappy	Last Available: "2014-12"
7849	moldy java cookie	3	crappy	Last Available: "2014-12"
7850	jumbo bland cookie cookie	5	decent	Last Available: "2014-12"
7851	plastic exo-suited miner of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Last Available: "2014-12"
7852	occult plastic semi-autonomous drill unit	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Last Available: "2014-12"
7853	plastic ambulatory robo-minecart of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2014-12"
7854	dance instructor's plastic Crimbot	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Last Available: "2014-12"
7855	plastic Crimbomega of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2014-12"
7856	magnetized unsweetened flask of mining oil	0		Effect: "Well Owl Be!", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2014-12"
7857	tumbling radiation-resistant helmet of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 12", Last Available: "2014-12"
7858	vibrating servo-assisted exo-pants	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xPotato, cap 12", Last Available: "2014-12"
7859	Jeselnik's high-energy mining laser of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Sleaze Damage: +25, Last Available: "2014-12"
7860	blinking peppermint tailings	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7861	nugget of Crimbonium	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7862	spinning cylindrical mold	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7863	Crimbonium fuel rod	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7864	Petite Paintbrush	0		Adventures: +1
7865	Crimbot schematic: Gun Face	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7866	Crimbot schematic: Big Head	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7867	Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7868	Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7869	cyan Crimbot schematic: Crab Core	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7870	Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7871	Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7872	Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7873	Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7874	Crimbot schematic: Refrigerator Chassis	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7875	Crimbot schematic: Bug Zapper	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7876	Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7877	upside-down Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7878	Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7879	Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7880	skewed Crimbot schematic: Swiss Arm	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7881	huge Crimbot schematic: Data Analyzer	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7882	shaking Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7883	Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7884	Crimbot schematic: Camera Claw	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7885	blinking Crimbot schematic: Power Arm	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7886	Crimbot schematic: Wrecking Ball	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7887	squat Crimbot schematic: Ribbon Manipulator	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7888	mirror Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7889	wobbly Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7890	Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7891	Crimbot schematic: Snow Blower	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7892	Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7893	Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7894	Crimbot schematic: Lamp Filler	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7895	Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7896	Crimbot schematic: Tripod Legs	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7897	spinning skewed Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7898	Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7899	fuchsia huge Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7900	twirling Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7901	Crimbot schematic: Hoverjack	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7902	spinning Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7903	lime green Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7904	Crimbot schematic: Rocket Skirt	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7905	mirror recovered elf magazine	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7906	recovered elf toothbrush	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7907	recovered elf sleeping pills	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7908	recovered elf underpants	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7909	recovered elf wallet	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7910	recovered elf pocketwatch	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7911	recovered elf photo album	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7912	maroon recovered elf smartphone	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7913	coward's clever Size XI Wizard's Robe of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Maximum MP: +20, Monster Level: -20, Last Available: "2014-09"
7914	frozen jittery Bit O' Quail Spleen	0		Effect: "Power Ballad of the Arrowsmith", Effect Duration: 32
7915	aerosolized deionized Take Eleven Bar	0		Effect: "The Real Deal", Effect Duration: 30
7916	mimeplasm	0		
7917	ionized red BOOterfinger	0		Effect: "Bureaucratized", Effect Duration: 31
7918	Vulcanized Moonds	0		Effect: "Blessing of the Stinking Alphredo&trade;", Effect Duration: 48
7919	warmed magnetized shaking Big Punk	0		Effect: "Izchak's Blessing", Effect Duration: 60
7920	red fist turkey outline	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-11"
7921	turkey knuckles	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Last Available: "2014-11"
7922	enchanted tolerable Friendly Turkey	4	good	Effect: "Heart of Orange", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2014-11"
7923	acceptable blinking Agitated Turkey	4	good	Last Available: "2014-11"
7924	weak perfectly mixed Ambitious Turkey	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-11"
7925	adequate neutron lollipop	3	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7926	tolerable gamma nog	3	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7934	sneaky wrapping paper	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7935	pulsating Thwaitgold nit statuette	0		
7936	picky tweezers	0		Last Available: "2015-02"
7937	Crimbo Credit	0		
7938	compressed blinking single atom	1	decent	Last Available: "2015-02"
7939	upside-down Time Cape	0		Last Available: "2014-11"
7940	Time Cloak	0		Last Available: "2014-11"
7941	sleeve deuce	0		
7942	ghostly pocket ace	0		
7943	nastygeist	0		
7944	huge tooth	0		
7945	lime green table	0		
7946	perfumed sharpshooter's experienced outlaw bandana	0		Experience: +2, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Stench Resistance: +5
7947	bad watered-down whiskey in a broken glass	2	decent	
7948	weak drinkable shot of mescal	2	good	
7949	drinkable olive glass of herbal tequila	4	good	
7950	minin' dynamite	0		
7951	huge mansplainer's brainy plaid cowboy hat	0		Mysticality: +5, Monster Level: +15, Familiar Effect: "2xLep, 1xBarrr, cap 25"
7952	lasso	0		
7953	spinning executive clever rusted-out shootin' iron of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Maximum MP: +20, Meat Drop: +40
7954	rattler rattle	0		
7955	spinning bag of money	0		
7956	Crimbo sapling	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-12"
7957	even more tinsel	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7958	upside-down olive box of Crimbo decorations	0		
7959	yellow letter to Ed the Undying	0		
7960	copy of a jerk adventurer's father's diary	0		
7961	executive hale baleful thinker's Staff of Ed	0		Mysticality: +10, Spell Damage: +25, Maximum HP: +20, Meat Drop: +40
7962	Eye of Ed	0		
7963	amulet	0		
7964	Staff of Fats of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20
7965	spinning Holy MacGuffin	0		
7966	Ka coin	0		
7967	World's Best Adventurer sash of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20
7968	topiary nugglet	0		
7969	beehive	0		
7970	boning knife	0		
7971	Aggressive Carrot	0		Free Pull
7972	distilled tumbling mummified fig	1	decent	
7973	twisted pulsating mummified loaf of bread	1	decent	
7974	distilled fuchsia mummified beef haunch	1	crappy	
7975	linen bandages	0		
7976	squat cotton bandages	0		
7977	ghostly silk bandages	0		
7978	holy spring water	0		
7979	shaking spirit beer	0		
7980	wobbly sacramental wine	0		
7981	yellow talisman of Thoth	0		
7982	cure-all	0		
7983	Jack Frost's Sister Accessory of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Softcore Only
7984	dry squat Boosty Juice	0		Effect: "Coldfinger", Effect Duration: 49
7985	studded quilted parachute	0		Damage Absorption: 120, Last Available: "2015-12"
7986	purple flame-wreathed pad of the overflowing toilet	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2015-12"
7987	Temple Grandin's slick peeler	0		Moxie: +10, Familiar Weight: +7, Last Available: "2015-12"
7988	red asbestos-lined lard-coated pettipants	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2015-12"
7989	Lo Pan's panama hat of extreme caution	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Monster Level: -25, Last Available: "2015-12"
7990	miser's veiny pulsera	0		Maximum HP: +10, Meat Drop: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-12"
7991	wobbly fireproof police baton of bravery	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2015-12"
7992	fuchsia double-paned deadly Socratic Rosewater's plus-fours of the cougar of the storm	0		Moxie: +20, Mysticality Percent: +30, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Weapon Damage: +5, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Cold Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2015-12"
7993	yellow hale porkpie of courage	0		Maximum HP: +20, Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2015-12"
7994	avaricious savvy pepper mill	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2015-12"
7995	Herculean supercool pelerine	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Experience (Muscle): +1, Last Available: "2015-12"
7996	spinning experienced phantom mask of vim and vigor	0		Experience: +2, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-12"
7997	denatured polyesterene powder	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
7998	mixed powder	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
7999	colloidal jittery choco-Crimbot	0		Effect: "Gummi Badass", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2014-12"
8000	aerosolized smart watch	0		Effect: "Standard Cheer", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2014-12"
8001	irradiated chilled maroon augmented-reality shades	0		Effect: "The Real Deal", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2014-12"
8002	flame-retardant toy Crimbot mega face	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Crimbot Outfit Power: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "LIGHT", Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cap 12", Last Available: "2014-12"
8003	toy Crimbot power glove of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Crimbot Outfit Power: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "ZAP", Last Available: "2014-12"
8004	experienced toy Crimbot super fist	0		Experience: +2, Crimbot Outfit Power: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "POW", Last Available: "2014-12"
8005	toy Crimbot rocket legs of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Crimbot Outfit Power: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BURN", Last Available: "2014-12"
8006	modified Crimbot battery	0		Effect: "Ham-Fisted", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2014-12"
8007	huge bouncing Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping	0		Skill: "Rapid Prototyping", Last Available: "2014-12"
8008	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision	0		Skill: "Mathematical Precision", Last Available: "2014-12"
8009	Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency	0		Skill: "Ruthless Efficiency", Last Available: "2014-12"
8010	Mini-Crimbot crate	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
8011	heavy-duty Crimbot aerial	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2014-12"
8012	cyan blinking zippy therapeutic experienced Crimbomega drive chain	0		Experience: +2, Initiative: +20, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Crimbot Outfit Power: +1, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "LUBE", Last Available: "2014-12"
8013	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty)	0		Skill: "Rapid Prototyping", Last Available: "2014-12"
8014	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty)	0		Skill: "Mathematical Precision", Last Available: "2014-12"
8015	Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty)	0		Skill: "Ruthless Efficiency", Last Available: "2014-12"
8016	polarized fitness wristband	0		Effect: "Charrrming", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2014-12"
8017	irradiated vacuum-sealed moist flask of tainted mining oil	0		Effect: "Reedy Pipes", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2014-12"
8018	quadruple-altered triple-nitrogenated and rain stick	0		Effect: "Disdain of She-Who-Was", Effect Duration: 41
8019	Chateau Mantegna room key	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-01"
8020	delicious miniature Choco-Mint patty	2	awesome	Last Available: "2015-01"
8021	aged watered-down ghostly blurry hot mint schnocolate	2	awesome	Last Available: "2015-01"
8022	powdered upside-down twirling homeopathic mint tea	1	decent	Effect: "Devil Inside", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2015-01"
8023	upside-down tumbling muscle stimulator	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8024	red blurry foreign language tapes	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8025	bowl of potpourri	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8026	ceiling fan	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8027	yellow antler chandelier	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8028	upside-down squat artificial skylight	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8029	huge Swiss piggy bank	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8030	fuchsia narrow continental juice bar	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8031	lime green stationery set	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8032	calligraphy pen	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-01"
8033	alpine watercolor set	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8034	auspicious baleful tope&eacute;	0		Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, cap 12"
8035	censurious topiary tights of the detective	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Item Drop: +20
8036	blue thinker's topiary necktie	0		Mysticality: +10
8037	bland massive upside-down spinning bowl of topioca	8	decent	
8038	topiary skunk	0		
8039	topiary noseplugs	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8040	trusty whip	0		
8041	crumbling skull	0		
8042	rock	0		
8043	inspector's pot	0		Item Drop: +15
8044	twirling Annie Oakley's spelunking fedora	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20
8045	Herculean sturdy machete	0		Experience (Muscle): +1
8046	mirror fortified shotgun	0		Damage Absorption: +60
8047	prompt boomerang	0		Adventures: +3
8049	tumbling rock-hard mining helmet	0		Damage Reduction: 5
8050	stanky X-ray goggles	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Luck: +5
8051	lightning-fast cape	0		Initiative: +40
8052	lime green flame-retardant jetpack	0		Hot Resistance: +1
8053	spring boots	0		
8054	spinning spiked boots	0		
8055	olive tumbling asbestos-lined pickaxe	0		Hot Resistance: +5
8056	torch	0		
8057	yellow family-friendly educational [spelunking test kit]	0		Experience: +1, Sleaze Resistance: +1
8058	blurry supercharged plasma rifle	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30
8059	Bananubis's Staff	0		Luck: -6
8060	toasty curative The Joke Book of the Dead	0		Hot Damage: +5, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Luck: -6
8061	The Clown Crown	0		Luck: -6
8062	coffee cup	0		Luck: -2
8063	upside-down wobbly Tales of Spelunking	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8064	monkey statuette	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-12"
8065	banana	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8066	twisted squat	1	decent	Last Available: "2015-12"
8067	blue nuggets	0		
8068	fuchsia Professor of Spelunkology	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-12"
8069	blinking Stembridge sidearm	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8070	warehouse map page	0		
8071	warehouse inventory page	0		
8072	shaking janitor sponge	0		
8073	narrow Spelunker of Fortune	0		Skill: "Speluck", Last Available: "2015-12"
8074	double-paned savvy Spelunker's fedora of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Mysticality Percent: +20, Cold Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2015-12"
8075	Jeselnik's grievous Spelunker's whip of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Sleaze Damage: +25, Last Available: "2015-12"
8076	Lo Pan's Spelunker's khakis of the cougar of horror	0		Moxie: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2015-12"
8077	Spelunker's Guild prize sack	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8084	LOLmec statuette	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8085	Spelunker of Fortune (used)	0		Skill: "Speluck"
8086	still-beating spleen	0		
8087	narrow cyan Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette	0		
8088	jewel	0		
8089	ghostly headless sparrow	0		
8090	upside-down mangled squirrel	0		
8091	rat carcass	0		
8092	jittery groovy wicker kickers of the dark arts	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
8093	fireproof wicker slicker of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2016-12"
8094	occult wicker knickers of Leguizamo	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Monster Level: +20, Last Available: "2016-12"
8095	dog trainer's hale wicker ticker	0		Maximum HP: +20, Experience (familiar): +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
8096	upside-down foul-smelling hardy wicker sticker	0		Maximum HP: +50, Stench Damage: +10, Last Available: "2016-12"
8097	gravedigger's wicker clicker of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Spooky Damage: +10, Last Available: "2016-12"
8098	dried shaking upside-down wickerbits	1		Last Available: "2016-12"
8099	fuchsia double-paned dog trainer's belt	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Cold Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
8100	badge of vim and vigor of Calamity Jane	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
8101	arcane researcher's bowl of the scaredy-cat	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Monster Level: -15, Last Available: "2016-12"
8102	twirling sharpshooter's brooch of chilblains	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Cold Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
8103	wobbly avaricious breeches of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2016-12"
8104	wizardly weightlifter's backpack	0		Muscle: +15, Mysticality: +25, Last Available: "2016-12"
8105	mixed bits	1		Effect: "Broken Bone Nubs", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2016-12"
8106	reassuring supercool anvil	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Spooky Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
8107	baleful akubra of temperance	0		Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2017-12"
8108	flame-wreathed apron of horror	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
8109	auspicious ascot of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Item Drop: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
8110	spinning rock-hard attache case of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Damage Reduction: 5, Drops Items, Last Available: "2017-12"
8111	Jack Frost's Annie Oakley's accordion	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Song Duration: 10, Last Available: "2017-12"
8112	dried narrow aerosolized	1		Last Available: "2017-12"
8113	lightning-fast chaotic wig	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2017-12"
8114	chaotic winch crank of the cheetah	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Initiative: +60, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
8115	wobbly wholesome baleful widget	0		Spell Damage: +25, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
8116	Lo Pan's whisk of the cheetah	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2017-12"
8117	huge Lo Pan's Rosewater's walker	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
8118	jittery scandalous slick waders	0		Moxie: +10, Sleaze Damage: +5, Last Available: "2017-12"
8119	pickled red twirling flakes	1		Last Available: "2017-12"
8120	miser's nippy gaiters	0		Cold Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2018-12"
8121	shaking mirror censurious lard-coated garland	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-12"
8122	gunnysack of vim and vigor of the cheetah	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2018-12"
8123	hardy hale garibaldi	0		Maximum HP: 70, Last Available: "2018-12"
8124	miser's girdle of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +10, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Disco Pudge", Last Available: "2018-12"
8125	manspreader's Herculean gloves	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Monster Level: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-12"
8126	mixed smithereens	1		Last Available: "2018-12"
8127	MacGyver's energetic fiberglass fetish	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Maximum MP: +100, Last Available: "2018-12"
8128	deadly Socratic fiberglass foil	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Weapon Damage: +5, Last Available: "2018-12"
8129	knitted frightening fiberglass fannypack	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Cold Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-12"
8130	wobbly censurious fiberglass frock of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2018-12"
8131	ghostly chilly Sinatra's fiberglass fingerguard	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Cold Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-12"
8132	Annie Oakley's wholesome fiberglass fedora	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Last Available: "2018-12"
8133	denatured spinning fiberglass fibers	1		Last Available: "2018-12"
8134	tumbling bottle of lovebug pheromones	0		Free Pull
8135	winged yeti fur	0		
8136	blinking talisman of Renenutet	0		
8138	green dangerous rubber spatula	0		Weapon Damage: +10
8139	Jeselnik's spoon	0		Sleaze Damage: +25
8140	supercharged crystalline reamer	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30
8141	macroplane grater of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100
8142	lightning-fast bastard baster	0		Initiative: +40
8143	blue Sherlock's obsidian nutcracker	0		Item Drop: +25
8144	fuchsia talisman of Seshat	0		Free Pull
8145	jittery brainy glass eye of the sweet-tooth	0		Mysticality: +5, Candy Drop: +100, Single Equip
8146	quadruple-anodized olive invisible potion	0		Effect: "Broken Bone Nubs", Effect Duration: 67
8147	bouncing time shuriken	0		
8148	green narrow manspreader's Oprah's brawny ninjammies	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Monster Level: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 0.5xPotato, cap 25", Rollover Effect Duration: 50
8149	vacuum-sealed dry blinking Glo-Pop	0		Effect: "Waxing", Effect Duration: 33
8150	moist alkaline sugar sphere	0		Effect: "Retrograde Relaxation", Effect Duration: 26
8151	extra-dry squat Shrubble Bubble	0		Effect: "Salsa Satanica", Effect Duration: 59
8152	alkaline upside-down polyeaster egg	0		Effect: "Rosewater Mark", Effect Duration: 14
8153	energized upside-down candy dish	0		Effect: "Salty Dogs", Effect Duration: 26
8154	warmed Spechunky bar	0		Effect: "Red Misty-Eyed", Effect Duration: 26
8155	denatured corrupted talisman of Horus	0		Effect: "Eyes Wide Propped", Effect Duration: 57
8156	check to the Meatsmith	0		
8157	Skeleton Store office key	0		
8158	bone with a price tag on it	0		
8159	half of a tooth	0		
8160	non-frozen magnetized narrow mirror mouse skull	0		Effect: "Extra-Thick Blood", Effect Duration: 34
8161	dry galvanized really thick spine	0		Effect: "Stopping to Smell the Flowers", Effect Duration: 43
8162	hardy skullcap of the empath	0		Maximum HP: +50, Familiar Weight: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley,cap 5"
8163	Rosewater's three-legged pants of courage	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Spooky Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cap 25"
8164	ruddy remaindered axe of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +40
8165	low-budget shield	0		
8166	rock-hard wizardly cr&ecirc;epy mask	0		Mysticality: +25, Damage Reduction: 5, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, cap 5"
8167	spoiled baguette	3	crappy	
8168	wobbly glob of icing	0		
8169	electrified squat ginger snaps	0		Effect: "Hot Buttoned", Effect Duration: 11
8170	extra-alkaline mostly-broken sunglasses	0		Effect: "Jaba&ntilde;ero Saucesphere", Effect Duration: 12
8171	mediocre unflavored wine cooler	4	decent	
8172	fancy carton of snake milk	1	good	Effect: "Wasabi With You", Effect Duration: 15
8173	educational sewer snake	0		Experience: +1
8174	small flavorless pigeon egg	2	decent	
8175	double-paned jaunty feather of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Cold Resistance: +5
8176	hand-crafted irresponsibly strong upside-down premium malt liquor	7	EPIC	
8177	sage brown paper pants of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Mysticality Percent: +10
8178	squat double-paned educational brown paper bag mask	0		Experience: +1, Cold Resistance: +5
8179	blue aromatic ring of telling skeletons what to do	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Tell a Skeleton What To Do", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Tell This Skeleton What To Do"
8180	double-paned breadwand	0		Cold Resistance: +5
8181	loafers of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Single Equip
8182	squat Map to Kokomo	0		Free Pull, Skill: "Summon Kokomo Resort Pass"
8183	steel-toed bread basket	0		Damage Reduction: 9
8184	Ed the Undying exhibit crate	0		
8185	coward's stiffened The Crown of Ed the Undying	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Monster Level: -20, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1.5xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2015-03", Softcore Only: [1-path(Actually Ed the Undying)]
8186	Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic	0		
8187	blinking map to a hidden booze cache	0		
8188	tolerable Cherrytastrophe wine cooler	4	good	
8189	tolerable Radberry Rip wine cooler	4	good	
8190	weak perfectly mixed gray Orangemageddon wine cooler	2	EPIC	
8191	acceptable weak Breakfast Blast wine cooler	2	good	
8192	artisanal practically non-alcoholic Citrus Crush wine cooler	1	EPIC	
8193	moldy special plain bagel	3	crappy	Effect: "Bolts about Candy", Effect Duration: 45
8194	toothsome glob of cream cheese	4	awesome	
8195	moldy loaf of soda bread	3	crappy	
8196	low-calorie adequate acceptable bagel	1	good	
8197	moldy standard-issue cupcake	4	crappy	
8198	flavorless ultra-deluxe cupcake	4	decent	
8199	narrow hypnotic breadcrumbs	0		
8200	toothsome popular tart	4	awesome	
8201	wobbly no-handed pie	0		
8202	oxidized liquefied blurry yellow Doc Galaktik's Vitality Serum	0		Effect: "Blood-Rich", Effect Duration: 35
8203	airplane charter: Dinseylandfill	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-04"
8204	shaking one-day ticket to Dinseylandfill	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8205	pulsating twirling FunFunds&trade;	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8206	veiny brainy expensive camera	0		Mysticality: +5, Maximum HP: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-04"
8207	sunglasses	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-04"
8208	adjusted ionized skewed How to Avoid Scams	0		Effect: "Blessing of the Pervy Noodles", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2015-04"
8209	lime green filthy child leash	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2015-04"
8210	jittery bag of gross foreign snacks	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8211	bag of park garbage	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8212	pulsating grogpagne	0		Last Available: "2021-07"
8213	Van der Graaf cool rigging rope	0		Moxie: +5, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2015-04"
8214	twisted squat jittery bouncing nasty snuff	1	good	Last Available: "2015-04"
8215	stanky veiny sewage-clogged pistol	0		Maximum HP: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Sewage Pistol", Last Available: "2015-04"
8216	frozen tarnished beard incense	0		Effect: "Glo-Face", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2015-04"
8217	supercharged perfume-soaked bandana of the glutton	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Food Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-04"
8218	toxic globule	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8219	immense flavorless squat olive twirling toxo	7	decent	Last Available: "2015-04"
8220	artisanal red Lemonade-235	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-04"
8221	electrified hale isotophat	0		Maximum HP: +20, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2015-04"
8222	occult Three Mile Island shorts of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Last Available: "2015-04"
8223	cyan beefcake's toxic mop of incineration	0		Muscle: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2015-04"
8224	inert sludgepuppy	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8225	lime green lead collar	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2015-04"
8226	jar of swamp honey	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8227	manspreader's Samson's backwoods banjo of vim and vigor	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Monster Level: +10, Last Available: "2015-04"
8228	grody jug	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8229	yellow personal trainer's experienced ratskin pajama pants of the early riser	0		Experience: +2, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2015-04", Rollover Effect Duration: 40
8230	alkaline turtle voicebox	0		Effect: "Hella Tough", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2015-04"
8231	gray rosewater-soaked personal trainer's supercool fake washboard	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2015-04"
8232	Oprah's Dinsey's oculus of Gandalf	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-04"
8233	Dinsey's radar dish of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2015-04"
8234	Usain Bolt's boxer's Dinsey's pizza cutter	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2015-04"
8235	rosy-cheeked thinker's Dinsey's brain	0		Mysticality: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2015-04"
8236	ribald Dinsey's glove of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Sleaze Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-04"
8237	Socratic Dinsey's pants of courage	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2015-04"
8238	brain preservation fluid	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8239	keycard &alpha;	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8240	keycard &beta;	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8241	shaking keycard &gamma;	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8242	purple keycard &delta;	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8243	complimentary Dinsey refreshments	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8244	gray cool lube-shoes	0		Moxie: +5, Last Available: "2015-04"
8245	trash net	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8246	greedy scorching sizzling Dinsey mascot mask	0		Hot Damage: 35, Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2015-04"
8247	special moldy Dinsey food-cone	3	crappy	Effect: "Saucemastery", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2015-04"
8248	hand-crafted Dinsey Whinskey	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-04"
8249	non-irradiated non-altered Dinsey face paint	0		Effect: "Pecan Pied Piper", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2015-04"
8250	pulsating padded cool fannypack	0		Moxie: +5, Damage Absorption: +20, Last Available: "2015-04"
8251	cyan greedy frightening hale healthy garbage sticker of extreme caution of the sweet-tooth	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Maximum HP: +20, Monster Level: -25, Spooky Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +20, Candy Drop: +100, Drops Meat, Last Available: "2015-04"
8252	inspector's rosewater-soaked Temple Grandin's curative hazmat helmet of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Familiar Weight: +7, Stench Resistance: +3, Item Drop: +15, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2015-04"
8253	Scratch-and-Sniff Guide to Dinseylandfill	0		Skill: "Olfactory Burnout", Last Available: "2015-04"
8254	yellow Trash, a Memoir	0		Skill: "Garbage Nova", Last Available: "2015-04"
8255	mirror Dinsey Maintenance Manual	0		Skill: "Dinsey Operations Expert", Last Available: "2015-04"
8256	Dinsey tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8257	enhanced denatured extra-tarnished narrow nasty gum	0		Effect: "Pumped Stomach", Effect Duration: 59
8258	Wart Dinsey: An Afterlife	0		Skill: "Rotten Memories"
8259	ghostly blurry beefy The Lot's engagement ring	0		Muscle: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Propose To Your Opponent"
8260	Mayo Clinic	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8261	ghostly Mayonex	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8262	Mayodiol	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8263	squat Mayostat	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8264	mirror skewed Mayozapine	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8265	red Mayoflex	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8266	jittery mirror shellacked personal trainer's strapping miracle whip of extreme caution	0		Muscle: +5, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Damage Reduction: 7, Monster Level: -25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-05"
8267	brawny sphygmayomanometer	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-05"
8268	green tomayohawk-style reflex hammer	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-05"
8269	mayo lance	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-05"
8270	flavorless jumbo bouncing unappetizing mayolus	5	decent	Last Available: "2015-05"
8271	snack-sized rotten uninteresting mayolus	2	crappy	Last Available: "2015-05"
8272	decent ghostly acceptable mayolus	3	good	Last Available: "2015-05"
8273	stale blurry enticing mayolus	3	decent	Last Available: "2015-05"
8274	delicious mouth-watering mayolus	3	awesome	Last Available: "2015-05"
8275	newly-hatched mayonnaise wasp	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8276	blurry mirror mayo pump	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8277	fuchsia Essence of Bear	0		Skill: "Bear Essence"
8278	mediocre Afternoon Delight	4	decent	Last Available: "2015-04"
8279	Kokomo Resort Chip	0		Last Available: "2025-08"
8280	Golden Kokomo Resort Chip	0		Last Available: "2025-08"
8281	flattened nitrogenated upside-down Kokomo Resort Brand Suntan Oil	0		Effect: "Radium Radicality", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2025-08"
8282	Kokomo Resort Order Pad	0		Last Available: "2025-08"
8283	huge The Cocktail Shaker	0		Last Available: "2025-08"
8284	dry ionized Kokomo Resort Pass	0		Effect: "Industrial Strength Starch", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2025-08"
8285	upside-down Mayo Minder&trade;	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8286	deionized corrupted Mayo de Mayo&trade; mayo	0		Effect: "Big", Effect Duration: 53
8287	ghostly spinning cyan puck	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-06"
8288	kill screen	0		Random Monster Modifiers: +1, Last Available: "2015-06"
8289	boxing gloves	0		Last Available: "2015-06"
8290	narrow executive dice ring	0		Meat Drop: +40, Single Equip
8291	cyan dice belt buckle of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Single Equip
8292	dice-print pajama pants of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100
8293	vibrating dice-shaped backpack	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10
8294	bouncing weightlifter's dice-print do-rag	0		Muscle: +15
8295	dice sunglasses	0		Item Drop: +5, Single Equip
8296	Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette	0		
8297	modified corrupted ghostly dice	0		Effect: "Wet and Greedy", Effect Duration: 44
8298	pixel	0		Last Available: "2015-06"
8299	pixel coin	0		Last Available: "2015-06"
8300	super-liquefied concentrated vacuum-sealed power pill	0		Effect: "Ooh, Salty!", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2015-06"
8301	ionized irradiated narrow pixel star	0		Effect: "Ooh, Sweet!", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2015-06"
8302	miniature toothsome pixel banana	2	awesome	Last Available: "2015-06"
8303	perfectly mixed pixel beer	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-06"
8304	puck with a bow on it	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-06"
8305	pumps	0		Last Available: "2015-06"
8306	improved blue sludgesicle	0		Effect: "Educated (Sorta)", Effect Duration: 59
8307	concentrated anodized &Uuml;berraschthexengebr&auml;u	0		Effect: "Wet Willied", Effect Duration: 64
8308	corrupted oxidized piggy tattoo	0		Effect: "Macho, Macho Dog", Effect Duration: 52
8309	altered diffused irradiated baggie of regular-sized tardigrades	0		Effect: "Braaaains Over Braaaawwn", Effect Duration: 28
8310	cold-filtered adjusted .epub file	0		Effect: "Flashing Eyes", Effect Duration: 43
8311	diffused ionized bouncing cyan BUBBLE GUM	0		Effect: "Good with the Ladies", Effect Duration: 33
8312	dry deionized super-warmed hustler shades	0		Effect: "Dancing Prowess", Effect Duration: 61
8313	cold-filtered gray jerky stick	0		Effect: "Human-Elemental Hybrid", Effect Duration: 47
8314	altered magnetized costume rental shop	0		Effect: "Thick-Skinned", Effect Duration: 56
8315	concentrated cold-filtered bouncing muscle oil	0		Effect: "Unrunnable Face", Effect Duration: 56
8316	improved wet lime green bottle of Red-Out	0		Effect: "Three Days Slow", Effect Duration: 46
8317	altered concentrated pickpocket protector	0		Effect: "Elron's Explosive Etude", Effect Duration: 49
8318	colloidal ghostly sinister-looking cat	0		Effect: "Balls of Ectoplasm", Effect Duration: 30
8319	boiled jazzy cigarette holder	0		Effect: "20/20 Vision", Effect Duration: 21
8320	pickled frozen extra-pickled blurry one glove	0		Effect: "Egged On", Effect Duration: 17
8321	Vulcanized extra-dry gray twirling glove	0		Effect: "Sludgesick", Effect Duration: 41
8322	colloidal upside-down handful of fire	0		Effect: "Boo Tea", Effect Duration: 50
8323	concentrated quantum ghostly Cracklin' Oat Bran	0		Effect: "Spooky Jellied", Effect Duration: 65
8324	double-polymerized alkaline yellow jittery disposable lighter	0		Effect: "Big", Effect Duration: 63
8325	pickled coal contact lenses	0		Effect: "Hood Ridin'", Effect Duration: 55
8326	vacuum-sealed magnetized conjured ice cream	0		Effect: "Crimbo Epiphany", Effect Duration: 62
8327	irradiated magnetized Iceberglar scarf	0		Effect: "Flamb&eacute;-a-thon", Effect Duration: 21
8328	irradiated icy hairspray	0		Effect: "Prince of Seaside Town", Effect Duration: 20
8329	aerosolized denatured frozen smellbook	0		Effect: "Craft Tea", Effect Duration: 14
8330	energized assassin's cheese knife	0		Effect: "Blessing of the Hot Linguine", Effect Duration: 14
8331	double-liquefied dry filthy armor	0		Effect: "damage.enh", Effect Duration: 38
8332	unsweetened double-modified narrow plague pie	0		Effect: "Far Out", Effect Duration: 29
8333	alkaline batarang	0		Effect: "Crocodile Tear", Effect Duration: 41
8334	flattened huge upside-down spare neck bolts	0		Effect: "You Ate Some Hemp Candy", Effect Duration: 19
8335	anodized grease trap	0		Effect: "Wet Willied", Effect Duration: 45
8336	adjusted upside-down shamanic ham	0		Effect: "Ghost Finger", Effect Duration: 25
8337	triple-oxidized porkpocket	0		Effect: "Chalky White Pallor", Effect Duration: 40
8338	tarnished huge blurry Leonard's glasses	0		Effect: "Stuck-Up Hair", Effect Duration: 62
8339	triple-aerosolized flattened warehouse walkie-talkie	0		Effect: "Thunderheart", Effect Duration: 38
8340	improved janitor's mop	0		Effect: "Je Ne Sais Porquoise", Effect Duration: 13
8341	oxidized warehouse clerk's glasses	0		Effect: "Wise Spirit", Effect Duration: 42
8342	pressed altered teal baloney rotgut	0		Effect: "Sweet Nostalgia", Effect Duration: 65
8343	magnetized improved twirling huge carton of gaspers	0		Effect: "Innately Wise", Effect Duration: 68
8344	super-oxidized mirror bronze polish	0		Effect: "Disco Nirvana", Effect Duration: 49
8345	liquefied flattened gray crident	0		Effect: "It Didn't Kill You", Effect Duration: 15
8346	flattened wet spinning totally sweet mohawk helmet	0		Effect: "Engorged Weapon", Effect Duration: 64
8347	non-polymerized moist spray chrome	0		Effect: "Yet tea", Effect Duration: 12
8348	liquefied frozen vacuum-sealed filthy monkey head	0		Effect: "I See Everything Thrice!", Effect Duration: 45
8349	corrupted frozen spinning hand of cards	0		Effect: "Jackasses' Symphony of Destruction", Effect Duration: 31
8350	ionized twirling damp bar rag	0		Effect: "Mental A-cue-ity", Effect Duration: 49
8351	energized lump of goofball ore	0		Effect: "Burning Hands", Effect Duration: 19
8352	irradiated aerosolized upside-down skeleton beans	0		Effect: "Aloysius' Antiphon of Aptitude", Effect Duration: 30
8353	cold-filtered blinking huge grimy lab coat	0		Effect: "Unusual Perspective", Effect Duration: 45
8354	denatured upside-down nursery rhyme	0		Effect: "Beta Carotene Overdose", Effect Duration: 55
8355	irradiated wet iron torso box	0		Effect: "Neuroplastici Tea", Effect Duration: 42
8356	cold-filtered colloidal shaking mercenary headband	0		Effect: "Mushroom Moxiousness", Effect Duration: 51
8357	super-adjusted dry blinking radioactive spider venom	0		Effect: "Ooh, Bitter!", Effect Duration: 57
8358	pickled upside-down x-ray mirror	0		Effect: "Dancing Prowess", Effect Duration: 27
8359	cold-filtered boiled wrestling mask	0		Effect: "Pronounced Potency", Effect Duration: 31
8360	magnetized non-corrupted fuchsia blinking hawkface potion	0		Effect: "Bonelording", Effect Duration: 12
8361	energized warmed child-sized dracula cloak	0		Effect: "Your Favorite Flavor", Effect Duration: 14
8362	altered devil-summoning hat	0		Effect: "Analog Drunk", Effect Duration: 28
8363	magnetized quadruple-unsweetened upside-down shopkeeper beard	0		Effect: "Butt-Rock Hair", Effect Duration: 46
8364	warmed aerosolized alien autoautopsy kit	0		Effect: "Flagrantly Fragrant", Effect Duration: 43
8365	corrupted Vulcanized deionized maroon tumbling novelty fruit hat	0		Effect: "Fizzier Than Light", Effect Duration: 65
8366	unsweetened improved invisibility cream	0		Effect: "Fancy Feasted", Effect Duration: 38
8367	pressed pulsating handful of stubble	0		Effect: "Turtle Titters", Effect Duration: 60
8368	modified vacuum-sealed garbage juice slurpee	0		Effect: "Kindly Resolve", Effect Duration: 59
8369	extra-denatured skewed plunge-leg	0		Effect: "Gummi Badass", Effect Duration: 42
8370	dry improved funky eyepatch	0		Effect: "Waxing", Effect Duration: 17
8371	denatured bucket of fish juice	0		Effect: "Super Skill", Effect Duration: 17
8372	chilled dry jittery flashy pirate dreadlocks	0		Effect: "Pasty", Effect Duration: 64
8373	quadruple-irradiated polymerized captured boozles	0		Effect: "Human-Penguin Hybrid", Effect Duration: 19
8374	chilled aerosolized purple drinks tray	0		Effect: "Bread Burps", Effect Duration: 66
8375	anodized eyebrow lifter	0		Effect: "Chari Tea", Effect Duration: 28
8376	purple submarine	0		Last Available: "2015-06"
8377	stale cyan pixel lemon	3	decent	Last Available: "2015-06"
8378	aged pixel daiquiri	3	awesome	Last Available: "2015-06"
8379	dry tumbling power pill	0		Effect: "Boon of the War Snapper", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2015-06"
8380	dry unsweetened improved shaking pixel potion	0		Effect: "Milk Studly", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2015-06"
8381	Pack of Every Card	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-07"
8382	skewed Deck of Every Card	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8383	popular part	0		
8384	tumbling bubblegum heart	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8385	cubic zirconia	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8386	mirror olive valuable coin	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8387	jittery pulsating tumbling mana	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8388	mana	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8389	mana	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8390	mana	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8391	twirling mana	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8392	gift card	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8393	fuchsia hermit factoid	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8394	wobbly The Emperor's dry cleaning	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8395	red Van der Graaf The Emperor's new hat	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2015-07"
8396	Socratic The Emperor's new shirt	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Last Available: "2015-07"
8397	The Emperor's new pants of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2015-07"
8398	shaking squat red stylish lead pipe of the dark arts	0		Moxie: +25, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-07"
8399	frightening Herculean rope	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Spooky Damage: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-07"
8400	supercharged quilted wrench	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-07"
8401	ghostly slick candlestick of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Moxie: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-07"
8402	Van der Graaf knife of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-07"
8403	vibrating revolver of the cheetah	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Initiative: +60, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-07"
8404	pulsating 1952 Mickey Mantle card	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8405	maroon talking spade	0		Free Pull
8406	huge savory dry noodles	0		
8407	flavorless pestopiary	4	decent	
8408	super-alkaline skewed ectoplasmic orbs	0		Effect: "Super Vision", Effect Duration: 39
8409	decent shaking crudles	4	good	
8410	low-calorie tasty agnolotti arboli	1	awesome	
8411	adequate gigantic spaghetti with ghost balls	8	good	
8412	super-sized moldy succulent marrow	5	crappy	
8413	flavorless salacious crumbs	3	decent	
8414	bland enchanted half-sized ghostly fusilli marrownarrow	2	decent	Effect: "Deadly Lampblade", Effect Duration: 25
8415	flavorless diet suggestive strozzapreti	1	decent	
8416	Mountain Stream gastrique	0		
8417	decent Mt. McLargeHuge oyster	3	good	
8418	oyster sauce	0		
8419	flavorless fancy linguini immondizia bianco	3	decent	Effect: "Human-Pirate Hybrid", Effect Duration: 50
8420	moldy enchanted yellow shells a la shellfish	4	crappy	Effect: "The Wisdom... of the Future", Effect Duration: 25
8421	upside-down Jick's autograph	0		
8422	high-temperature mining drill	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8423	huge unsmoothed velvet	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8424	purple 1,970 carat	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8425	New Age healing crystal	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8426	blinking Volcoino	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8427	fizzing spore pod	0		
8428	gray spore pod	0		
8429	olive veiny spore pod	0		
8430	hard spore pod	0		
8431	spore pod	0		
8432	hot spore pod	0		
8433	ghostly cool spore pod	0		
8434	jingling spore pod	0		
8435	gray Sherlock's manspreader's LavaCo Lamp&trade;	0		Monster Level: +10, Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2015-08", Rollover Effect Duration: 50
8436	fuchsia shaking double-paned brainy LavaCo Lamp&trade;	0		Mysticality: +5, Cold Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2015-08", Rollover Effect Duration: 50
8437	rosy-cheeked grievous LavaCo Lamp&trade;	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2015-08", Rollover Effect Duration: 50
8438	thin wire	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8439	jittery insulated wire	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8440	yellow empty lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8441	full lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8442	blurry blinking viscous lava globs	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8443	ghostly lava globs	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8444	squat mirror lava globs	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8445	lava globs	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8446	mirror SMOOCH bottlecap	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
8447	skewed fuchsia uncapped lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8448	uncapped lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8449	pulsating uncapped lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8450	huge capped lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8451	capped lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8452	shaking shaking capped lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8453	heat-resistant sheet	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8454	LavaCo&trade; Lamp housing	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8455	New Age crystal	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8456	gray crystalline light bulb	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8457	gray broken high-temperature mining drill	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8458	Newton's high-temperature mining mask of the early riser	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Adventures: +7, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2015-08"
8459	mirror hale weightlifter's fireproof megaphone	0		Muscle: +15, Maximum HP: +20, Last Available: "2015-08"
8460	small decent pulsating mineapple	2	good	Last Available: "2015-08"
8461	weak hand-crafted pulsating Gold Velvet&trade; whiskey	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-08"
8462	SMOOCH soda	1	awesome	Last Available: "2015-08"
8463	thick adequate smelted roe	5	good	Last Available: "2015-08"
8464	drinkable special high-proof pulsating lavawater	9	good	Effect: "Polka Face", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2015-08"
8465	magnetized blurry shaking basaltamander tongue	0		Effect: "Blessing of the Frozen Tortellini", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2015-08"
8466	Usain Bolt's manspreader's lavalarva of terror	0		Monster Level: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2015-08"
8467	savvy lava balaclava of extreme caution of incineration	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Monster Level: -25, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2015-08"
8468	frightening lion tamer's beefy basaltamander buckler	0		Muscle: +10, Experience (familiar): +2, Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2015-08"
8469	pickled lava globs	0		Effect: "Flamibili Tea", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2015-08"
8470	tasty jumbo blurry gooey lava globs	5	awesome	Last Available: "2015-08"
8471	gray Annie Oakley's hardened lava-proof pants	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Last Available: "2015-08"
8472	heat-resistant necktie of mayonnaise of the glutton	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Food Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08"
8473	skewed reassuring dog trainer's heat-resistant gloves of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Experience (familiar): +1, Spooky Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08"
8474	rotten fuchsia very hot lunch	3	crappy	Last Available: "2015-08"
8475	artisanal weak asbestos thermos	2	super EPIC	Last Available: "2015-08"
8476	electrified denatured shaking liquid rhinestones	0		Effect: "Cold Blooded", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2015-08"
8477	miniature decent disco biscuit	2	good	Last Available: "2015-08"
8478	triple-distilled drinkable Quaatorade&trade;	7	good	Last Available: "2015-08"
8479	bouncing miser's smelly biker's hat of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk", Last Available: "2015-08"
8480	jittery wool thinker's feathered headdress of vim and vigor	0		Mysticality: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Cold Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley", Last Available: "2015-08"
8481	beefy electrician's hardhat of the wise owl of the sewer	0		Muscle: +10, Mysticality: +20, Stench Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk", Last Available: "2015-08"
8482	spinning Lava Miner's Daughter	0		Skill: "Asbestos Heart", Last Available: "2015-08"
8483	squat Psycho From The Heat	0		Skill: "Pyromania", Last Available: "2015-08"
8484	narrow The Firegate Tapes	0		Skill: "Firegate", Last Available: "2015-08"
8485	blurry &quot;DEBBIE&quot; tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8486	tumbling one-day ticket to That 70s Volcano	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8487	airplane charter: That 70s Volcano	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-08"
8488	jittery Manual of Numberology	0		Skill: "Calculate the Universe"
8489	New Age hurting crystal	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8490	forbidden smooth velvet pants	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 2xPotato, cap 12", Last Available: "2015-08"
8491	chilly smooth velvet shirt	0		Cold Damage: +5, Last Available: "2015-08"
8492	smooth velvet hat of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2015-08"
8493	Jim Carey's smooth velvet pocket square	0		Monster Level: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08"
8494	tumbling toasty smooth velvet socks	0		Hot Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08"
8495	purple Da Vinci's smooth velvet hanky	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08"
8496	skewed wool The One Mood Ring of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Cold Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08"
8497	squat Mr. Choch's bone	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8498	Mr. Cheeng's 'stache	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8499	blurry Saturday Night thermometer	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8500	blinking the tongue of Smimmons	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8501	tumbling Raul's guitar pick	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8502	blurry purple Pener's crisps	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8503	huge signed deuce	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8504	pulsating Lavalos core	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8505	half-melted hula girl	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8506	glass ceiling fragments	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8507	twisted SMOOCH coffee cup	1	decent	Last Available: "2015-08"
8508	double-modified labrador cookie	0		Effect: "Anytwo Five Elevenis?", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2015-08"
8509	scandalous steel-toed stylish Mr. Cheeng's spectacles	0		Moxie: +25, Damage Reduction: 9, Sleaze Damage: +5, Single Equip, Drops Items, Last Available: "2015-08"
8510	Da Vinci's grease cannon of chilblains	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Cold Damage: +25, Last Available: "2015-08"
8511	polymerized flattened upside-down demon makeup kit	0		Effect: "Just Aged Enough", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2015-08"
8512	blurry family-friendly stiffened smartaleck's love	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Damage Reduction: 1, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2015-08"
8513	red wobbly auspicious double-paned padded Pener's drumstick	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Cold Resistance: +5, Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2015-08"
8514	personal trainer's smooth deuce cape	0		Moxie: +15, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Last Available: "2015-08"
8515	upside-down banded baleful sage Lavalos's shell	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Spell Damage: +25, Damage Absorption: +100, Last Available: "2015-08"
8516	ghostly MacGyver's extremely unsafe smooth velvet bra	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Maximum MP: +100, Last Available: "2015-08"
8517	tumbling smelly SMOOCH bracers of mayonnaise	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08", Thorns: 1
8518	spinning teal smooth SMOOCH kneepads	0		Moxie: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08", Thorns: 1
8519	mirror sinister SMOOCH spaulders	0		Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08", Thorns: 1
8520	teal jittery miser's nippy SMOOCH codpiece	0		Cold Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 20", Last Available: "2015-08", Thorns: 1
8521	healthy SMOOCH breastplate	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2015-08", Thorns: 1
8522	huge superduperheated	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8523	fused fuse	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8524	superheated	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8525	bland miniature shaking lava cake	2	decent	Last Available: "2015-08"
8526	rotten pink slime	4	crappy	
8527	Devil's Elbow Hot Sauce	0		
8528	Special&trade; Sauce	0		
8529	rotten devil hair pasta	4	crappy	
8530	bland spagecialetti	4	decent	
8531	Salsa Libre	0		
8532	good gravy	0		
8533	illicit fish sauce	0		
8534	rotten libertagliatelle	3	crappy	
8535	adequate bouncing lime green turkish mostaccioli	3	good	
8536	normal snack-sized ghostly linguini of the sea	2	good	
8537	activated ionized pulsating Hersey&trade; SMOOCH	0		Effect: "Certainty", Effect Duration: 11
8539	ghostly Alexy sauce	0		
8540	rainbow sauce	0		
8541	drug cocktail sauce	0		
8542	tasty cyan Fettris	3	awesome	
8543	normal fusillocybin	4	good	
8544	decent prescription noodles	4	good	
8545	altered blood-drive sticker	1	decent	Effect: "Feet of Watermelon", Effect Duration: 30
8546	double-chilled bag of grain	0		Effect: "Warm Shoulders", Effect Duration: 55
8547	ionized pocket maze	0		Effect: "Scavengers Scavenging", Effect Duration: 60
8548	warmed spinning shady shades	0		Effect: "Your Eyes are Peeled!", Effect Duration: 30
8549	diffused anodized jittery squeaky toy rose	0		Effect: "Disco Concentration", Effect Duration: 50
8550	rotten wobbly weird gazelle steak	4	crappy	
8551	bland yellow sausage without a cause	3	decent	
8552	ionized colloidal nitrogenated shaking face paint	0		Effect: "Permanent Halloween", Effect Duration: 21
8553	aged emergency margarita	4	awesome	
8554	smooth high-proof vintage smart drink	9	awesome	
8555	a ten-percent bonus	0		
8556	Thwaitgold termite statuette	0		
8557	The Emperor's new cookie	0		
8558	concentrated Wickers bar	0		Effect: "The Moxious Madrigal", Effect Duration: 28
8559	aerosolized bakelite-covered bacon	0		Effect: "Strong Grip", Effect Duration: 12
8560	polarized activated oxidized twirling Aerheads	0		Effect: "Slimily Speedy", Effect Duration: 50
8561	magnetized colloidal Wrotz	0		Effect: "Stinking Cloud", Effect Duration: 54
8562	moist altered bouncing narrow Gabarbar	0		Effect: "The Power of LOV", Effect Duration: 23
8563	denatured fiberglass insulation	0		Effect: "The Style... of the Future", Effect Duration: 57
8564	shrine to the Barrel god	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-09"
8565	miser's barrel lid of the empath of the businessman	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Meat Drop: 60, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-09"
8566	smelly sizzling Herculean barrel hoop earring	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Hot Damage: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-09"
8567	blurry Annie Oakley's fortified bankruptcy barrel of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Damage Absorption: +60, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2015-09"
8568	firkin	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8569	huge shaking normal barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8570	tun	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8571	maroon weathered barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8572	blinking barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8573	yellow barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8574	moist barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8575	bouncing rotting barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8576	mouldering barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8577	squat barnacled barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8578	bad shaking bottle of Amontillado	3	decent	Last Available: "2015-09"
8579	high-proof perfectly mixed upside-down barrel-aged martini	9	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-09"
8580	normal barrel pickle	4	good	Last Available: "2015-09"
8581	normal diet barrel cracker	1	good	Last Available: "2015-09"
8582	vaporized jittery spinning vibrating mushroom	1	awesome	Effect: "In Tuna", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2015-09"
8583	compressed upside-down blinking pulsating mushroom	1	crappy	Last Available: "2015-09"
8584	olive double-paned KoL Con 12-gauge	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2015-09"
8585	foul-smelling Golden Mr. Eh?	0		Stench Damage: +10, Last Available: "2015-09"
8586	therapeutic barrel gun	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2015-09"
8587	barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8588	huge barrel beryl	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8589	yummy water log	3	awesome	Last Available: "2015-09"
8590	knitted wool barrelhead	0		Cold Resistance: 4, Last Available: "2015-09"
8591	supercharged Fonzie's bottoms of the barrel	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2015-09"
8592	flame-retardant Jim Carey's chest barrel	0		Monster Level: +25, Hot Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2015-09"
8593	bung spigot	0		Equips On: "Lil' Barrel Mimic"
8594	bouncing Van der Graaf double barreled barrel gun of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2015-09"
8595	slick triple barreled barrel gun of the pedagogue of the early riser	0		Moxie: +10, Experience: +3, Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2015-09"
8596	jittery censurious reassuring barrel beryl choker	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2015-09"
8597	Samson's barrel beryl nose ring of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Experience (Muscle): +5, Last Available: "2015-09"
8598	huge greedy energetic barrel beryl ring	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2015-09"
8599	map to the Biggest Barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8600	potted tea tree	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8601	energized denatured squat cuppa Flamibili tea	0		Effect: "Heart of Green", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2015-09"
8602	colloidal double-galvanized deionized cuppa Yet tea	0		Effect: "Berry Critical", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2015-09"
8603	diffused dry cuppa Boo tea	0		Effect: "Spooky Weapon", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2015-09"
8604	modified deionized cuppa Nas tea	0		Effect: "Armored Innards", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2015-09"
8605	altered aerosolized adjusted cuppa Improprie tea	0		Effect: "Your Eyes are Peeled!", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2015-09"
8606	enhanced spinning blurry cuppa Frost tea	0		Effect: "Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2015-09"
8607	concentrated moist moist gray mirror cuppa Toast tea	0		Effect: "Creepin' Up on You", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2015-09"
8608	extra-alkaline wobbly blinking cyan cuppa Net tea	0		Effect: "Pyramid Power", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2015-09"
8609	galvanized activated flattened squat cuppa Proprie tea	0		Effect: "Spiky Hair", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2015-09"
8610	dry ionized cuppa Morbidi tea	0		Effect: "Smoky Third Eye", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2015-09"
8611	enhanced teal cuppa Chari tea	0		Effect: "Squid Squint", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2015-09"
8612	altered cuppa Serendipi tea	0		Effect: "The Grass...  Is Blue...", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2015-09"
8613	corrupted flattened maroon cuppa Feroci tea	0		Effect: "All Blued Up", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2015-09"
8614	non-nitrogenated activated cuppa Physicali tea	0		Effect: "Antsy in your Pantsy", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2015-09"
8615	dry cuppa Wit tea	0		Effect: "Turn On, Tune In, Play Ball!", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2015-09"
8616	diffused cuppa Neuroplastici tea	0		Effect: "Flower Power", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2015-09"
8617	dry activated cuppa Dexteri tea	0		Effect: "Some Cheese with Your Wine", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2015-09"
8618	double-tarnished cuppa Flexibili tea	0		Effect: "Creepypasted", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2015-09"
8619	vacuum-sealed chilled cuppa Impregnabili tea	0		Effect: "Items Are Forever", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2015-09"
8620	extra-moist lime green twirling cuppa Obscuri tea	0		Effect: "Super Speed", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2015-09"
8621	diffused ionized blinking cuppa Irritabili tea	0		Effect: "Mushroom Magicalness", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2015-09"
8622	super-energized adjusted pulsating cuppa Mediocri tea	0		Effect: "Salsa Satanica", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2015-09"
8623	activated pressed wobbly cuppa Loyal tea	0		Effect: "Educated (Kinda)", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2015-09"
8624	dried cuppa Activi tea	1	crappy	Effect: "Inner Warmth", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2015-09"
8625	denatured cuppa Cruel tea	1		Last Available: "2015-09"
8626	chilled jittery cuppa Alacri tea	0		Effect: "Deeply Ironic", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2015-09"
8627	galvanized cuppa Vitali tea	0		Effect: "Fishy", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2015-09"
8628	double-anodized cuppa Mana tea	0		Effect: "Cat Class, Cat Style", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2015-09"
8629	super-frozen frozen cyan cuppa Monstrosi tea	0		Effect: "Stevedave's Shanty of Superiority", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2015-09"
8630	nitrogenated red cuppa Twen tea	0		Effect: "Worth Your Salt", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2015-09"
8631	chilled purple cuppa Gill tea	0		Effect: "Amorous", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2015-09"
8632	extra-ionized boiled squat cuppa Uncertain tea	0		Effect: "Dirty Pear", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2015-09"
8633	skewed cuppa Voraci tea	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8634	cuppa Sobrie tea	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8635	cyan cuppa Royal tea	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8636	quadruple-polarized pickled olive twirling cuppa Craft tea	0		Effect: "Swordholder", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2015-09"
8637	flattened cuppa Insani tea	0		Effect: "Bandersnatched", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2015-09"
8638	Tesla hardened wicked Royal scepter	0		Spell Damage: +5, Damage Reduction: 3, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2015-09", Rollover Effect Duration: 5
8639	ghostly jittery doghouse	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-10"
8640	Ghost Dog Chow	0		Last Available: "2015-10"
8641	spoiled bowl of eyeballs	3	crappy	Last Available: "2015-10"
8642	half-sized flavorless bowl of mummy guts	2	decent	Last Available: "2015-10"
8643	flavorless shaking ghostly bowl of maggots	3	decent	Last Available: "2015-10"
8644	bad blood and blood	4	decent	Last Available: "2015-10"
8645	weak enchanted aged Jack-O-Lantern beer	2	awesome	Effect: "You Read The Manual", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2015-10"
8646	bad zombie	3	decent	Last Available: "2015-10"
8647	Telltale&trade; rubber heart	0		Last Available: "2015-10"
8648	wind-up spider	0		Last Available: "2015-10"
8649	plastic nightmare troll	0		Last Available: "2015-10"
8650	tennis ball	0		Last Available: "2015-10"
8651	Usain Bolt's crown of the blizzard of horror	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Initiative: +80, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xGhuol, cap 27"
8652	ear poison	0		
8653	stink-penny	0		
8654	flame-retardant Annie Oakley's steel-toed hawk	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Hot Resistance: +1
8655	flavorless hamlet sandwich	4	decent	
8656	blinking savvy Othello's military jacket	0		Mysticality Percent: +20
8657	purple ghostly Jack Frost's Othello's dagger	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
8658	spinning smooth Othello's handkerchief	0		Moxie: +15, Single Equip
8659	super-galvanized bowl of Jeal-O	0		Effect: "Browbeaten", Effect Duration: 20
8660	grip key	0		
8661	How to Play Othello	0		
8662	cyan prompt Temple Grandin's ghostly dagger of terror	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Adventures: +3
8663	mediocre ghost beer	4	decent	
8664	Othello set of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3
8665	rotten tomato	0		
8666	Twelve Night Energy	0		
8667	pulsating chilly rosy-cheeked Yorick of the scaredy-cat	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Monster Level: -15, Cold Damage: +5
8668	tumbling yellow rose	0		
8669	tulip	0		
8670	olive blinking wobbly tulip	0		
8671	tulip	0		
8672	Walford's bucket	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8673	Wal-Mart gift certificate	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8674	bouncing airplane charter: The Glaciest	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-11"
8675	one-day ticket to The Glaciest	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8676	moist improved diffused shoulder-warming lotion	0		Effect: "Stickler for Promptness", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2015-11"
8677	moldy bouncing iceberg lettuce	3	crappy	Last Available: "2015-11"
8678	watered-down lousy blinking ice wine	2	decent	Last Available: "2015-11"
8679	tumbling lightning-fast asbestos-lined baleful Wal-Mart snowglobe	0		Spell Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +5, Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2015-11"
8680	twirling cyan lard-coated sizzling careful Wal-Mart nametag	0		Monster Level: -10, Hot Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2015-11"
8681	spinning yellow smooth Wal-Mart overalls of Leguizamo of courage	0		Moxie: +15, Monster Level: +20, Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2015-11"
8682	purple To Build an Igloo	0		Skill: "Refusal to Freeze", Last Available: "2015-11"
8683	The Chill of the Wild	0		Skill: "Beardfreeze", Last Available: "2015-11"
8684	Cold Fang	0		Skill: "Frost Bite", Last Available: "2015-11"
8685	Wal-Mart tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8686	pulsating perfect ice cube	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8687	The Fun-Guy Cold Weather Bartender's Guide	0		Skill: "Perfect Freeze", Last Available: "2015-11"
8688	tumbling brawny bellhop's hat	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, 0.75xBarrr, cap 30", Last Available: "2015-11"
8689	watered-down lousy upside-down ice porter	2	decent	Last Available: "2015-11", Wiki Name: "ice porter (drink)"
8690	oxidized wobbly exotic travel brochure	0		Effect: "Dreadful Fear", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2015-11"
8691	bag of foreign bribes	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8692	pickled polymerized fuchsia shampoo-conditioner	0		Effect: "Stimulated Body", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2015-11"
8693	mirror hotel minibar key	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8694	upside-down ice hotel bell	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8695	Martialest Arts trophy	0		Last Available: "2016-01"
8696	vaporized twirling gray medicinal herbs	1		Last Available: "2016-01"
8697	flavorless special ice rice	3	decent	Effect: "From Nantucket", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2016-01"
8698	bad red iced plum wine	3	decent	Last Available: "2016-01"
8699	shellacked padded extremely unsafe training belt	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Damage Absorption: +20, Damage Reduction: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-01"
8700	skewed jittery groovy stylish training legwarmers of doom	0		Moxie: +25, Moxie Percent: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-01"
8701	olive mansplainer's forbidden training helmet of the cheetah	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Monster Level: +15, Initiative: +60, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2016-01"
8702	lime green training scroll:  Shattering Punch	0		Skill: "Shattering Punch", Last Available: "2016-01"
8703	training scroll:  Snokebomb	0		Skill: "Snokebomb", Last Available: "2016-01"
8704	upside-down purple training scroll:  Shivering Monkey Technique	0		Skill: "Shivering Monkey Technique", Last Available: "2016-01"
8705	X-32-F snowman crate	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-01"
8706	machine elf capsule	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-12"
8707	self-dribbling basketball	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Last Available: "2015-12"
8708	altered abstraction: action	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
8709	altered blinking abstraction: thought	1		Effect: "Aloofah", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2015-12"
8710	compressed skewed abstraction: sensation	1		Effect: "Tightly-Wound Spine", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2015-12"
8711	dried wobbly abstraction: purpose	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
8712	vaporized ghostly abstraction: category	1		Effect: "Sauce Monocle", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2015-12"
8713	dried abstraction: perception	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
8714	mixed upside-down gray abstraction: motion	1		Effect: "Human-Horror Hybrid", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2015-12"
8715	diluted abstraction: joy	1		Effect: "Wintry Breath", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2015-12"
8716	dehydrated wobbly abstraction: certainty	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
8717	boiled yellow tumbling abstraction: comprehension	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
8718	modern picture frame	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8719	toothsome VYKEA meatballs	4	awesome	Last Available: "2015-11"
8720	tolerable VYKEA mead	4	good	Last Available: "2015-11"
8721	corrupted adjusted jittery VYKEA woadpaint	0		Effect: "Dreadful Smell", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2015-11"
8722	VYKEA frenzy rune	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8723	VYKEA blood rune	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8724	VYKEA lightning rune	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8725	VYKEA plank	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8726	fuchsia huge VYKEA rail	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8727	spinning VYKEA bracket	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8728	blue VYKEA dowel	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8729	executive asbestos-lined VYKEA hex key of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Hot Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2015-11"
8730	green VYKEA instructions	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8731	super-sized normal shaking tin of submardines	5	good	Last Available: "2015-11", Wiki Name: "tin of submardines"
8732	lousy mirror bottle of norwhiskey	4	decent	Last Available: "2015-11"
8733	modified yellow octolus oculus	1	EPIC	Effect: "Protection from Bad Stuff", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2015-11"
8734	bouncing energetic studded baleful sardine can key	0		Spell Damage: +25, Damage Absorption: +80, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2015-11"
8735	wholesome Rosewater's norwhal helmet of extreme caution	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Monster Level: -25, Familiar Effect: "atk", Last Available: "2015-11"
8736	greedy nasty electrified octolus-skin cloak	0		Stench Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +20, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2015-11", Rollover Effect Duration: 30
8737	bad distilled perfect cosmopolitan	5	decent	Last Available: "2015-11"
8738	aged enchanted irresponsibly strong fuchsia wobbly perfect negroni	7	awesome	Effect: "Familial Ties", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2015-11"
8739	mediocre weak perfect dark and stormy	2	decent	Last Available: "2015-11"
8740	delicious strong perfect mimosa	5	awesome	Last Available: "2015-11"
8741	enchanted lousy perfect old-fashioned	3	decent	Effect: "Favored by Lyle", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2015-11"
8742	artisanal enchanted blurry perfect paloma	3	EPIC	Effect: "Sugar Smacks", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2015-11"
8743	electrified diffused That 70s Cologne	0		Effect: "Feroci Tea", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2015-11"
8744	altered electrified oxidized Wal-Mart &quot;diamond&quot; ring	0		Effect: "Egg Burps", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2015-11"
8745	extra-chilled jittery twirling Puffstone cigar	0		Effect: "Brain Freeze", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2015-11"
8746	alkaline flattened Conspiracy&trade; mascara	0		Effect: "Fudge Headache", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2015-11"
8747	improved upside-down Spring Break Beach &quot;swimsuit&quot;	0		Effect: "Blessing of Pikachutlotal", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2015-11"
8748	airplane tattoo	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8749	enhanced green Deep Machine Tunnels snowglobe	0		Effect: "Healthy Red Glow", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2015-12"
8750	polarized double-pressed maroon skewed hemp candy necklace	0		Effect: "Staying Frosty", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2015-12"
8751	super-anodized teal communal gobstopper	0		Effect: "Pockets of Fire", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2015-12"
8752	spoiled jumbo Crimbo salad	5	crappy	Last Available: "2015-12"
8753	decent gigantic tumbling bread line	10	good	Last Available: "2015-12"
8754	smooth blurry bark rootbeer	3	awesome	Last Available: "2015-12"
8755	watered-down delicious ale	2	awesome	Last Available: "2015-12"
8756	miser's plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf	0		Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2015-12"
8757	wobbly resourceful plastic Rudolph the Red	0		Maximum MP: +50, Last Available: "2015-12"
8758	Da Vinci's plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Last Available: "2015-12"
8759	blinking stylish plastic Crimborgatron	0		Moxie: +25, Last Available: "2015-12"
8760	boxer's plastic Crimbodhisattva	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Last Available: "2015-12"
8761	tumbling bouquet of all-natural free-range flowers	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8762	stack of communist leaflets	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8763	spinning mirror pulsating BACON	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
8764	box of Gratitude chocolates	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8765	Gratitude chocolate (thyme-filled)	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8766	bad fancy Gratitude chocolate (bourbon-filled)	3	decent	Effect: "Influence of Sphere", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2016-02"
8767	Gratitude chocolate (Meat-filled)	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8768	Gratitude chocolate (octopus-filled)	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8769	tumbling chocolate bowtie	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8770	moist super-anodized mirror pitted sheet	0		Effect: "Trufflin'", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2015-12"
8771	upside-down wobbly sparking robo-battery	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8772	overloaded micro-reactor	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8773	olive Oprah's energetic reusable shopping bag of chilblains	0		Maximum MP Percent: 70, Cold Damage: +25, Last Available: "2015-12"
8775	maroon executive coarse hemp socks	0		Meat Drop: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-12"
8776	twirling flame-wreathed armband	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-12"
8777	spinning bundle of &quot;fragrant&quot; herbs	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8778	jittery nuclear stockpile	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8779	pine cone	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8780	iron chain	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8781	chilly pine cone necklace	0		Cold Damage: +5, Last Available: "2015-12"
8782	gray Annie Oakley's reindeer hammer	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Last Available: "2015-12"
8783	therapeutic elf ploughshare	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2015-12"
8784	upside-down teal circle drum	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8785	twirling The Big Book of Communism	0		Last Available: "2015-12", Skill: "Communism!"
8786	faded protest sign	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8787	faded protest sign	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8788	fuchsia nasty-smelling moss	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8789	book	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8790	mansplainer's elven tambourine	0		Monster Level: +15, Last Available: "2015-12"
8791	manspreader's reindeer sickle	0		Monster Level: +10, Last Available: "2015-12"
8792	face paint	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-12"
8793	face paint	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-12"
8794	The Big Book of Communism (used)	0		Skill: "Communism!", Last Available: "2015-12"
8795	Batfellow comic	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-12"
8796	bouncing plastic spoiler	0		
8797	bat-oomerang	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8798	bat-jute	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8799	bouncing bat-o-mite	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8800	ROM of Optimality	0		Skill: "Toggle Optimality"
8801	incriminating evidence	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8802	dangerous chemicals	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8803	kidnapped orphan	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8804	blinking high-grade	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8805	high-tensile-strength fibers	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8806	huge yellow high-grade explosives	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8807	lime green experimental gene therapy	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8808	ultracoagulator	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8809	blurry self-defense training	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8810	huge cyan fingerprint dusting kit	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8811	upside-down confidence-building hug	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8812	exploding kickball	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8813	tumbling glob of Bat-Glue	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8814	mirror Bat-Aid&trade; bandage	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8815	wobbly bat-bearing	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8816	spoiled upside-down Kudzu salad	3	crappy	Last Available: "2016-12"
8817	twisted huge Mansquito Serum	1		Last Available: "2016-12"
8818	lousy Miss Graves' vermouth	4	decent	Last Available: "2016-12"
8819	super-sized stale special The Plumber's mushroom stew	5	decent	Effect: "Influence of Sphere", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2016-12"
8820	powdered tumbling The Author's ink	1		Last Available: "2016-02"
8821	bad The Mad Liquor	3	decent	Last Available: "2016-12"
8822	tolerable Doc Clock's thyme cocktail	4	good	Last Available: "2016-12"
8823	decent jittery Mr. Burnsger	3	good	Last Available: "2016-12"
8824	denatured upside-down The Inquisitor's unidentifiable object	1		Last Available: "2016-12"
8825	occult wizardly The Jokester's gun of Gandalf	0		Mysticality: +25, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire the Jokester's Gun", Last Available: "2016-12"
8826	narrow quilted The Jokester's wig of doom of courage	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Resistance: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Adjust the Jokester's Wig", Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol", Last Available: "2016-12"
8827	avaricious miser's Oprah's The Jokester's pants	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Meat Drop: 40, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Adjust the Jokester's Pants", Last Available: "2016-12"
8828	altered tarnished Jokester makeup	0		Effect: "Ichorous Eyesight", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2016-12"
8829	squat replica bat-oomerang	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
8830	blue battoo kit	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
8831	basking robin	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-12"
8832	domino mask	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8833	polarized robin's egg	0		Effect: "Takin' It Greasy", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2016-12"
8834	stale robin flan	4	decent	Last Available: "2016-12"
8835	artisanal robin nog	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2016-12"
8836	LT&T telegraph office deed	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-02"
8837	tumbling plaintive telegram	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8838	exploding gum	0		
8839	olive blinking root beer barrel	0		
8840	enhanced upside-down Kudzu slaw	0		Effect: "Unrunnable Face", Effect Duration: 23
8841	chilled pulsating lime green Mansquito's blood	0		Effect: "Devil Inside", Effect Duration: 53
8842	energized irradiated infrablack lipstick	0		Effect: "Scorpio Rising", Effect Duration: 21
8843	extra-electrified anodized bouncing can of drain cleaner	0		Effect: "Neuroplastici Tea", Effect Duration: 67
8844	improved upside-down The Author's inkwell	0		Effect: "Jelly Combed", Effect Duration: 12
8845	boiled oxidized lime green bag of random words	0		Effect: "Going Ape", Effect Duration: 42
8846	super-ionized tube of pendulum lube	0		Effect: "Mercenary", Effect Duration: 48
8847	polarized liquefied red-hot jawbreaker	0		Effect: "Sharpened Sweet Tooth", Effect Duration: 38
8848	pressed blinking question juice	0		Effect: "Patent Avarice", Effect Duration: 27
8849	improved galvanized tube of villain	0		Effect: "Slightly Larger Than Usual", Effect Duration: 27
8850	upside-down your cowboy boots of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cowboy Kick", Last Available: "2016-02"
8851	spinning inflatable LT&T telegraph office	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8852	nugget of quicksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8853	nugget of thicksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8854	nugget of wicksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8855	nugget of slicksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8856	nugget of sicksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8857	nugget of nicksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8858	skewed nugget of ticksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8859	crafty quicksilver ring	0		Maximum MP: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8860	spinning dog trainer's chaotic sharpshooter's thicksilver ring	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Experience (familiar): +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8861	maroon blurry knitted healthy wicksilver ring of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Cold Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8862	tumbling lard-coated Jeselnik's thinker's slicksilver ring	0		Mysticality: +10, Sleaze Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8863	jittery gravedigger's vibrating sicksilver ring of Flo-Jo	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Spooky Damage: +10, Initiative: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8864	prompt family-friendly boxer's nicksilver ring	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Adventures: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8865	fuchsia curative Sinatra's ticksilver ring	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8866	avaricious energetic hardened Heimz Fortified Kidney Beans	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2016-02"
8867	foul-smelling razor-sharp Samson's Tesla's Electroplated Beans	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Stench Damage: +10, Last Available: "2016-02"
8868	padded forbidden extremely unsafe Mixed Garbanzos and Chickpeas	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Damage Absorption: +20, Last Available: "2016-02"
8869	Lo Pan's Hellfire Spicy Beans	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Last Available: "2016-02"
8870	Samson's Frigid Northern Beans	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Last Available: "2016-02"
8871	bouncing skewed rosy-cheeked World's Blackest-Eyed Peas	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2016-02"
8872	therapeutic Trader Olaf's Exotic Stinkbeans	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2016-02"
8873	family-friendly Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Beans	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2016-02"
8874	shaking mirror Sherlock's lion tamer's Temple Grandin's healthy smartaleck's Val-U Brand Every Bean Salad	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Familiar Weight: +7, Experience (familiar): +2, Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2016-02"
8875	Jack Frost's hardy Sinatra's Shrub's Premium Baked Beans	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Maximum HP: +50, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2016-02"
8876	stale twirling plate of Heimz Fortified Kidney Beans	4	decent	Last Available: "2016-02"
8877	normal miniature plate of Tesla's Electroplated Beans	2	good	Last Available: "2016-02"
8878	decent half-sized plate of Mixed Garbanzos and Chickpeas	2	good	Last Available: "2016-02"
8879	flavorless narrow olive plate of Hellfire Spicy Beans	3	decent	Last Available: "2016-02"
8880	flavorless bouncing plate of Frigid Northern Beans	4	decent	Last Available: "2016-02"
8881	normal small mirror plate of World's Blackest-Eyed Peas	2	good	Last Available: "2016-02"
8882	stale bite-sized plate of Trader Olaf's Exotic Stinkbeans	1	decent	Last Available: "2016-02"
8883	yummy jumbo plate of Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Beans	5	awesome	Last Available: "2016-02"
8884	bland plate of Val-U Brand Every Bean Salad	3	decent	Last Available: "2016-02"
8885	tiny decent plate of Shrub's Premium Baked Beans	1	good	Last Available: "2016-02"
8886	Oprah's Newton's Fancy Jeff's pocket square	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2016-02"
8887	lightning-fast wool Lo Pan's Daisy's unclean bloomers	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Cold Resistance: +1, Initiative: +40, Familiar Effect: "2xBArrr, 1xGhuol, cap 37", Last Available: "2016-02"
8888	Pecos Dave's sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8889	bouncing sharpshooter's hardy groovy Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Maximum HP: +50, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley", Last Available: "2016-02"
8890	blinking green bouncing Glenn's dice	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8891	pulsating rosewater-soaked double-paned Herculean stylish Former Sheriff Dan's tin star of the sewer	0		Moxie: +25, Experience (Muscle): +1, Stench Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +5, Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2016-02"
8892	twirling mirror El Vibrato restraints	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8893	Clara's bell	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8894	banded beefy Granny Hackleton's Gatling gun of Flo-Jo	0		Muscle: +10, Damage Absorption: +100, Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2016-02"
8895	red bouncing buffalo dime	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8896	cow poker	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8897	non-warmed poker face paint	0		Effect: "Crocodile Tear", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2016-02"
8898	squat realistic cap gun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8899	spinning huge tainted milk	1	good	Last Available: "2016-02"
8900	gun parts	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8901	enhanced shaking triggerfingerbone	0		Effect: "Blessing of Pikachutlotal", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2016-02"
8902	warmed quantum non-polymerized ghost bit	0		Effect: "Mucilaginous Mentalism", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2016-02"
8903	tarnished shaking lime green buzzard feather	0		Effect: "Egged On", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2016-02"
8904	improved lion musk	0		Effect: "Cruisin' for a Bruisin'", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2016-02"
8905	tasty purple bear claw	4	awesome	Last Available: "2016-02"
8906	magnetized rattler gland	0		Effect: "Bone Homie", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2016-02"
8907	pickled altered tumbling half-digested coal	0		Effect: "Cookie Backup", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2016-02"
8908	denatured quadruple-vacuum-sealed tightly-wound spine	0		Effect: "Patience of the Tortoise", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2016-02"
8909	adequate rotting beefsteak	3	good	Last Available: "2016-02"
8910	weak bad upside-down bouncing firemilk	2	decent	Last Available: "2016-02"
8911	polymerized red spidercow eye-cluster	0		Effect: "Izchak's Blessing", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2016-02"
8912	modified blue moomy dust	1		Effect: "Kernel Panic!", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2016-02"
8913	Usain Bolt's zippy western-style skinning knife	0		Initiative: 100, Last Available: "2016-02"
8914	upside-down reliable sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8915	smartaleck's steel knuckles	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Last Available: "2016-02"
8916	Tales of Western Braggadoccio	0		Skill: "Bow-Legged Swagger", Last Available: "2016-02"
8917	maroon Hell and How I Bent It	0		Skill: "Bend Hell", Last Available: "2016-02"
8918	ghostly The Western Look	0		Skill: "Steely-Eyed Squint", Last Available: "2016-02"
8919	gray LT&T tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8920	mirror Western Slang Vol. 1: Violence	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-02"
8921	wobbly Western Slang Vol. 2: Cooking	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-02"
8922	lime green Western Slang Vol. 3: Fraud	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-02"
8923	cyan mirror disc (white)	0		
8924	disc (black)	0		
8925	disc (red)	0		
8926	blinking disc (green)	0		
8927	green disc (blue)	0		
8928	disc (yellow)	0		
8929	red-hot knucklebone	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8930	polarized demonic cow's blood	0		Effect: "Frost Tea", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2016-02"
8931	rinky-dink sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8932	wobbly makeshift sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8933	custom sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8934	pulsating ghostly baconstone-handled sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8935	porquoise-handled sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8936	hamethyst-handled sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8937	mountain lion skin	0		Moxie Percent: +50, Last Available: "2016-02"
8938	grizzled bearskin	0		Muscle Percent: +50, Last Available: "2016-02"
8939	squat diamondback skin	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8940	coal snakeskin	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8941	jittery frontwinder skin	0		Mysticality Percent: +50, Last Available: "2016-02"
8942	blurry rotting cowskin	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8943	shuddering cow skull	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8944	fuchsia skewed rhinestone cowhorn	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8945	cow skull	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8946	jangly spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8947	quicksilver spurs	0		Initiative: +30, Last Available: "2016-02"
8948	thicksilver spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8949	wicksilver spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8950	slicksilver spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8951	teal squat sicksilver spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8952	upside-down nicksilver spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8953	ticksilver spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8954	special edition Batfellow comic	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-12"
8955	bouncing Tales of the West: Cow Punching	0		
8956	purple Tales of the West: Beanslinging	0		
8957	Tales of the West: Snake Oiling	0		
8958	briefcase full of snakes	0		
8959	red executive beefy one-gallon hat	0		Muscle: +10, Meat Drop: +40
8960	lion tamer's two-gallon hat of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Experience (familiar): +2
8961	Sherlock's flame-retardant three-gallon hat	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Item Drop: +25
8962	Usain Bolt's auspicious four-gallon hat	0		Item Drop: +10, Initiative: +80
8963	maroon sizzling five-gallon hat of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Hot Damage: +10
8964	six-gallon hat of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: +5
8965	weightlifter's seven-gallon hat of wisdom	0		Muscle: +15, Mysticality: +15
8966	lard-coated Oprah's eight-gallon hat	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
8967	cool nine-gallon hat of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Moxie: +5
8968	sizzling Van der Graaf ten-gallon hat	0		Hot Damage: +10, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
8969	maroon Sherlock's eleven-gallon hat of the glutton	0		Item Drop: +25, Food Drop: +100
8970	toy sixgun	0		
8971	snake oil	0		
8972	unsweetened mirror skin oil	0		Effect: "Oily Flavor", Effect Duration: 47
8973	tarnished super-modified unusual oil	0		Effect: "So Fresh and So Clean", Effect Duration: 44
8974	magnetized dry liquefied wobbly eldritch oil	0		Effect: "Proprie Tea", Effect Duration: 46
8975	exclusive club	0		
8976	polarized diffused patent preventative tonic	0		Effect: "Oleaginous Soles", Effect Duration: 20
8977	ionized magnetized patent invisibility tonic	0		Effect: "Petit Forbearance", Effect Duration: 56
8978	flattened ghostly patent aggression tonic	0		Effect: "Bureaucratized", Effect Duration: 60
8979	pressed flattened patent sallowness tonic	0		Effect: "Cancer Rising", Effect Duration: 35
8980	activated dry jittery mirror patent avarice tonic	0		Effect: "Uncucumbered", Effect Duration: 27
8981	alkaline patent alacrity tonic	0		Effect: "Ham-Fisted", Effect Duration: 29
8982	pickled alkaline corrupted marrow	0		Effect: "Jackasses' Symphony of Destruction", Effect Duration: 58
8983	mediocre weak enchanted blinking rodeo whiskey	2	decent	Effect: "Bestial Sympathy", Effect Duration: 50
8984	Thwaitgold scorpion statuette	0		
8985	real cowboy hat of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50
8986	tumbling Memories of Cow Punching	0		Free Pull
8987	yellow skewed Memories of Beanslinging	0		Free Pull
8988	jittery Memories of Snake Oiling	0		Free Pull
8989	Witchess Set	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-03"
8990	electronic Brain Trainer game	0		Skill: "Brain Games"
8991	do-it-yourself laser eye surgery kit	0		Skill: "20/20 Vision"
8992	pickled armored prawn	1		Last Available: "2016-03"
8993	normal jittery jumping horseradish	3	good	Last Available: "2016-03"
8994	bad upside-down Sacramento wine	3	decent	Last Available: "2016-03"
8995	super-tarnished modified fuchsia Greek fire	0		Effect: "Far Out", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2016-03"
8996	censurious reassuring banded ox-head shield of the empath of courage	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Familiar Weight: +5, Spooky Resistance: 4, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-03"
8997	dog trainer's mansplainer's therapeutic experienced dented scepter of bravery	0		Experience: +2, Monster Level: +15, Experience (familiar): +1, Spooky Resistance: +5, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-03"
8998	perfumed Annie Oakley's grievous beefy very pointy crown of Leguizamo	0		Muscle: +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Monster Level: +20, Stench Resistance: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xGhuol", Last Available: "2016-03"
8999	zippy rosewater-soaked weightlifter's battle broom of the ox of vim and vigor	0		Muscle: 35, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Stench Resistance: +3, Initiative: +20, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-03"
9000	lime green Clan Floundry	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-04"
9001	jittery mirror censurious resourceful studded carpe of the empath	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Maximum MP: +50, Familiar Weight: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-04"
9002	miser's dog trainer's codpiece of the cougar of the scaredy-cat	0		Moxie: +20, Monster Level: -15, Experience (familiar): +1, Meat Drop: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-04"
9003	mirror knitted smartaleck's troutsers of vim and vigor of temperance	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Cold Resistance: +3, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 0.5xPotato", Last Available: "2016-04"
9004	smelly personal trainer's cool bass clarinet of horror	0		Moxie: +5, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-04"
9005	ribald Oprah's beefcake's fish hatchet of incineration	0		Muscle: +25, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-04"
9006	censurious Tesla rosy-cheeked stiffened tunac	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Sleaze Resistance: +3, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-04"
9007	fishin' pole	0		Last Available: "2016-04"
9008	vacuum-sealed wriggling worm	0		Effect: "BOOsted", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2016-04"
9009	artisanal watered-down bottle of Fishhead 900-Day IPA	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2016-04"
9010	energized wet narrow high-test fishing line	0		Effect: "Bolts about Candy", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2016-04"
9011	stanky fishin' hat	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2016-04"
9012	Trout Fishing in Loathing	0		Skill: "Astute Angler", Last Available: "2016-04"
9013	huge twirling Jack Frost's sonar fishfinder	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2016-04"
9014	narrow luxury fly-tying workbench	0		Fishing Skill: +10, Last Available: "2016-04"
9015	jittery tacklebox	0		Fishing Skill: +5, Last Available: "2016-04"
9016	disconnected intergnat	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-05"
9017	viral video	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9018	internet point	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9019	shaking meme generator	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9020	ghostly plus one	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9021	decent gallon of milk	3	good	Last Available: "2016-05"
9022	blue print screen button	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9023	screencapped monster	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9024	daily dungeon malware	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9025	infinite BACON machine	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9026	First Post shirt package	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9027	wobbly sizzling First Post shirt - Cir Senam of the empath of Flo-Jo	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Hot Damage: +10, Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2016-05"
9028	wobbly high-speed upgrade	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2016-05"
9029	no spoon	0		
9030	flavorless fancy star salad	3	decent	Effect: "Sausage Festive", Effect Duration: 5
9031	bouncing Thwaitgold moth statuette	0		
9032	decent jittery bowl of Tastee-Wheet&trade;	3	good	
9033	tumbling Source terminal	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-06"
9034	Source essence	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9035	normal browser cookie	4	good	Last Available: "2016-06"
9036	drinkable weak hacked gibson	2	good	Last Available: "2016-06"
9037	tumbling upside-down greedy Source shades	0		Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2016-06"
9038	tumbling software bug	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9039	missing semicolon	0		Familiar Weight: +11
9040	Source terminal PRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9041	Source terminal GRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9042	Source terminal SPAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9043	Source terminal CRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9044	Source terminal DRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9045	twirling Source terminal TRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9046	skewed Source terminal INGRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9047	tumbling Source terminal DIAGRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9048	Source terminal ASHRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9049	jittery Source terminal SCRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9050	squat Source terminal TRIGRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9051	Source terminal file: substats.enh	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9052	narrow Source terminal file: damage.enh	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9053	upside-down Source terminal file: critical.enh	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9054	Source terminal file: protect.enq	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9055	Source terminal file: stats.enq	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9056	cyan Source terminal file: compress.edu	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9057	Source terminal file: duplicate.edu	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9058	Source terminal file: portscan.edu	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9059	Source terminal file: turbo.edu	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9060	Source terminal file: familiar.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9061	shaking squat Source terminal file: pram.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9062	shaking shaking Source terminal file: gram.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9063	Source terminal file: spam.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9064	Source terminal file: cram.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9065	spinning Source terminal file: dram.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9066	Source terminal file: tram.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9067	mirror pill	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9068	executive studded plastic detective badge of Leguizamo of mayonnaise	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Monster Level: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2016-07"
9069	dog trainer's sharpshooter's Fonzie's bronze detective badge of vim and vigor	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Experience (familiar): +1, Last Available: "2016-07"
9070	narrow horrifying stanky banded detective badge	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Damage: +25, Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2016-07"
9071	toasty coward's vibrating stiffened detective badge	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Monster Level: -20, Hot Damage: +5, Last Available: "2016-07"
9072	cop dollar	0		Last Available: "2016-07"
9073	detective school application	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-07"
9074	blurry MacGyver's detective roscoe of dire peril of incineration	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Maximum MP: +100, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2016-07"
9075	polarized shoe gum	0		Effect: "Cold as Ice", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2016-07"
9076	mansplainer's smooth beefy noir fedora	0		Muscle: +10, Moxie: +15, Monster Level: +15, Last Available: "2016-07"
9077	lard-coated energetic slick trench coat	0		Moxie: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2016-07"
9078	bad cyan Falcon&trade; Maltese Liquor	3	decent	Last Available: "2016-07"
9079	thick enchanted bland mirror hardboiled egg	5	decent	Effect: "Lit Up", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2016-07"
9080	detective tattoo	0		Last Available: "2016-07"
9081	DIY protonic accelerator kit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-08"
9082	executive stanky scorching dog trainer's chaotic protonic accelerator pack of temperance	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Experience (familiar): +1, Hot Damage: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +40, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Shoot Ghost", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Trap Ghost", Last Available: "2016-08"
9083	almost-dead walkie-talkie	0		Last Available: "2016-08"
9084	skewed narrow savvy Adventurer bobblehead	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Last Available: "2016-11"
9085	red psychokinetic energy blob	0		Last Available: "2016-08"
9086	yellow executive chilly bindle	0		Cold Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2016-08"
9087	Tesla thinker's fleshy lump	0		Mysticality: +10, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2016-08"
9088	sizzling extremely unsafe smoldering bagel punch	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Hot Damage: +10, Last Available: "2016-08"
9089	shaking MacGyver's ghostly reins of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Maximum MP: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-08"
9090	sinister derringer	0		Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2016-08"
9091	prompt Mr. Screege's spectacles	0		Adventures: +3, Single Equip, Drops Meat, Last Available: "2016-08"
9092	fuchsia family-friendly studded Spookyraven signet of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Damage Absorption: +80, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-08"
9093	Annie Oakley's arcane researcher's tie-dyed fannypack	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-08"
9094	brawny burnt snowpants of the glutton	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Food Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "1.5xPotato, cap 25", Last Available: "2016-08"
9095	coward's standards and practices guide	0		Monster Level: -20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Censorious Lecture", Last Available: "2016-08"
9096	scandalous Temple Grandin's MacGyver's Carpathian longsword	0		Maximum MP: +100, Familiar Weight: +7, Sleaze Damage: +5, Last Available: "2016-08"
9097	narrow dangerous Da Vinci's thinker's Liam's mail	0		Mysticality: +10, Experience (Mysticality): +5, Weapon Damage: +10, Last Available: "2016-08"
9098	blinking MacGyver's occult educational Unfortunato's foolscap	0		Experience: +1, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Maximum MP: +100, Last Available: "2016-08"
9099	Thwaitgold cockroach statuette	0		
9100	rad	0		
9101	tumbling purification tablet	0		
9102	mirror stylish Wrist-Boy	0		Moxie: +25
9103	Dear Past Self Package	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-09"
9104	Time-Spinner	0		Last Available: "2016-09"
9105	compounded experience	0		Last Available: "2016-09"
9106	Rad-B-Gone (1 lb.)	0		
9107	concentrated liquefied tarnished ghostly jittery Rad-Pro (1 oz.)	0		Effect: "Your Favorite Flavor", Effect Duration: 36
9108	lead umbrella	0		
9109	aerosolized polymerized Shrieking Weasel holo-record	0		Effect: "Inner Warmth", Effect Duration: 19
9110	cold-filtered dry magnetized Power-Guy 2000 holo-record	0		Effect: "Drenched With Filth", Effect Duration: 24
9111	denatured electrified Lucky Strikes holo-record	0		Effect: "Angry Bone", Effect Duration: 15
9112	quantum bouncing EMD holo-record	0		Effect: "Human-Slime Hybrid", Effect Duration: 34
9113	double-wet gray Superdrifter holo-record	0		Effect: "Stimulated Body", Effect Duration: 69
9114	oxidized The Pigs holo-record	0		Effect: "The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder", Effect Duration: 64
9115	boiled modified red shaking ghostly Drunk Uncles holo-record	0		Effect: "Blessing of Charcoatl", Effect Duration: 35
9116	time residue	0		Last Available: "2016-09"
9117	brawny repaid diaper	0		Muscle Percent: +20
9118	shaking Riker's Search History	0		Last Available: "2016-09"
9119	watered-down lousy skewed Shot of Kardashian Gin	2	decent	Last Available: "2016-09"
9120	grievous Unstable Pointy Ears	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-09"
9121	Memory Disk, Alpha	0		Last Available: "2016-09"
9122	Tea, Earl Grey, Hot	1	crappy	Last Available: "2016-09"
9123	School of Hard Knocks Diploma	0		
9124	green baby bark scorpion	0		
9125	droppable microphone	0		
9126	artisanal unidentified drink	3	EPIC	
9127	studded forbidden KoL Con 13 T-shirt	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Damage Absorption: +80
9128	therapeutic grievous discarded swimming trunks of Calamity Jane	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Critical Hit Percent: +15, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
9129	quadruple-enhanced polarized green diluted makeup	0		Effect: "Corruption of Wretched Wally", Effect Duration: 42
9130	boiled aerosolized twirling charisma potion	0		Effect: "Anytwo Five Elevenis?", Effect Duration: 22
9131	squat extremely confusing manual	0		
9132	stiffened pistol of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Damage Reduction: 1
9133	jittery upside-down KoL Con 13 snowglobe	0		Drops Items, Last Available: "2016-10"
9134	miniature stale leftover pasty	2	decent	
9135	triple-distilled aged very whiskey	9	awesome	
9136	twirling li'l orphan tot	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-10"
9137	li'l knight costume	0		All Attributes: +15, Last Available: "2016-10"
9138	li'l unicorn costume	0		Adventures: +5, PvP Fights: +5, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9139	li'l candy corn costume	0		All Resistance: +5, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9140	li'l ninja costume	0		Item Drop: +150, Lasts Until Rollover, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9141	li'l pirate costume	0		Meat Drop: +300, Lasts Until Rollover, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9142	twirling li'l clown costume	0		Experience: +15, Lasts Until Rollover, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9143	li'l robot costume	0		Experience: +10, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9144	li'l eyeball costume	0		Combat Rate: -10, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9145	li'l liberty costume	0		Item Drop: +100, Meat Drop: +200, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9146	wet mirror hoarded candy wad	0		Effect: "Human-Orc Hybrid", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2016-10"
9147	wet Prunets	0		Effect: "Mad at Science", Effect Duration: 26
9148	Twitching Television Tattoo	0		
9149	baby scorpion	0		Familiar Weight: +10
9150	aerosolized wobbly invisible string	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Effect: "Bright!", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2016-10"
9151	concentrated gray invisible seam ripper	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Effect: "Frozen Hands", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2016-10"
9152	li'l ghost costume	0		Initiative: +100, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9153	spoiled small raw sweet potato	2	crappy	Last Available: "2016-11"
9154	toothsome big purple raw beans	5	awesome	Last Available: "2016-11"
9155	toothsome huge raw stuffing	3	awesome	Last Available: "2016-11"
9156	adequate spinning gray raw cranberry sauce	4	good	Last Available: "2016-11"
9157	massive flavorless raw turkey	10	decent	Last Available: "2016-11"
9158	jumbo rotten raw mincemeat	5	crappy	Last Available: "2016-11"
9159	stale diet raw potato	1	decent	Last Available: "2016-11"
9160	normal raw gravy	3	good	Last Available: "2016-11"
9161	miniature rotten raw bread	2	crappy	Last Available: "2016-11"
9162	wool stylish mini-marshmallow dispenser	0		Moxie: +25, Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2016-11"
9163	wobbly flame-wreathed wicked glass casserole dish of the glutton	0		Spell Damage: +5, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2016-11"
9164	stuffing fluffer	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9165	yellow censurious supercharged can opener	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2016-11"
9166	mixed upside-down olive turkey blaster	1		Effect: "Hyperoxygenated Blood", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2016-11"
9167	pulsating up-at-dawn fireproof glass pie plate	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2016-11"
9168	censurious scandalous potato masher	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2016-11"
9169	gravy boat	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9170	bread mold	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9171	normal sweet potatoes	3	good	Last Available: "2016-11"
9172	big moldy bean casserole	5	crappy	Last Available: "2016-11"
9173	normal enchanted baked stuffing	3	good	Effect: "Healthy Blue Glow", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2016-11"
9174	low-calorie yummy purple spinning cranberry cylinder	1	awesome	Last Available: "2016-11"
9175	flavorless snack-sized thanksgiving turkey	2	decent	Last Available: "2016-11"
9176	stale small skewed mince pie	2	decent	Last Available: "2016-11"
9177	rotten mashed potatoes	3	crappy	Last Available: "2016-11"
9178	stale lime green bouncing warm gravy	3	decent	Last Available: "2016-11"
9179	bland bouncing huge bread roll	4	decent	Last Available: "2016-11"
9180	bland leftovers	4	decent	Last Available: "2016-11"
9181	flavorless leftovers sandwich	4	decent	Last Available: "2016-11"
9182	jittery Eldritch Intellect: Journey into a Mind of Horror	0		Skill: "Eldritch Intellect"
9183	spinning cornucopia	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9184	shaking pulsating megacopia	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9185	pilgrim hat	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9186	packet of thanksgarden seeds	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9187	cashew	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9188	bomb of unknown origin	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9189	Granny Tood's Thanksgarden Catalog	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-11"
9190	eldritch effluvium	0		
9191	corrupted mirror twirling eldritch concentrate	0		Effect: "Berry Experiential", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2016-11"
9192	drinkable eldritch extract	3	good	Last Available: "2016-11"
9193	ruddy groovy Official Council Aide Pin	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2016-11"
9194	delicious eldritch distillate	3	awesome	Last Available: "2016-11"
9195	boiled jittery narrow jittery eldritch essence	1		Effect: "Orc Chops", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2016-11"
9196	slick Science Notebook	0		Moxie: +10
9197	scandalous toasty eldritch hat of the cheetah	0		Hot Damage: +5, Sleaze Damage: +5, Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2016-11"
9198	Oprah's Socratic eldritch pants of the cheetah	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2016-11"
9199	triple-distilled mediocre eldritch elixir	6	decent	Last Available: "2016-11"
9200	narrow prompt lion tamer's Quartet of Flare Masters Jacket	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2016-11", Rollover Effect Duration: 1
9201	blue tumbling jittery lump of not really wriggling eldritch matter	0		
9202	Adventurer's Kit	0		
9203	Build-a-City Gingerbread kit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-12"
9204	upside-down counterfeit city	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9205	sprinkles	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9206	blinking The Gingerbread Vigilante's Handbook	0		Skill: "Licorice Rope", Last Available: "2016-12"
9207	ball and chain of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Sprinkle Drop: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9208	candy dog collar	0		Sprinkle Drop: +25, Last Available: "2016-12"
9209	twirling skewed frosty gingerbread tophat	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2016-12"
9210	executive gingerbread waistcoat	0		Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2016-12"
9211	flame-wreathed gingerbread trousers	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2016-12"
9212	gray family-friendly wholesome candy dress shoes of the empath	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Familiar Weight: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9213	Sherlock's hale supercool candy necktie	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Maximum HP: +20, Item Drop: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9214	twirling hardened experienced chocolate pocketwatch	0		Experience: +2, Damage Reduction: 3, Item Drop: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9215	broken chocolate pocketwatch	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9216	interesting clod of dirt	0		
9217	gingerbread restraining order	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9218	squat tumbling sprinkle-begging cup	0		Sprinkle Drop: +50, Last Available: "2016-12"
9219	spoiled animal part cracker	3	crappy	Last Available: "2016-12"
9220	drinkable special gingerbread wine	4	good	Effect: "Sweet Incentive", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2016-12"
9221	decent gingerbread mug	4	good	Last Available: "2016-12"
9222	yellow gingerbread mask of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Last Available: "2016-12"
9223	smelly Fonzie's Herculean gingerservo	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Experience (Moxie): +1, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9224	extra-diffused corrupted olive tainted icing	0		Effect: "Mariachi Mood", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2016-12"
9225	mirror frightening gingerbeard	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9226	cyan gingerbread smartphone	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9227	wicked gingerbread hoodie of bravery	0		Spell Damage: +5, Spooky Resistance: +5, Sprinkle Drop: +15, Last Available: "2016-12"
9228	family-friendly gingerbread pistol of the glutton	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2016-12"
9229	slick marzipan briefcase of the detective	0		Moxie: +10, Item Drop: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-12"
9230	fireproof creme brulee torch	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-12"
9231	tumbling candy crowbar of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-12"
9232	stanky friendly candy screwdriver	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2016-12"
9233	wobbly gingerbread dog treat	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9234	purple pumpkin spice candle of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-12"
9235	flattened gingerbread spice latte	0		Effect: "Hardened Fabric", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2016-12"
9236	Sinatra's gingerbread gavel of the sewer	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Stench Damage: +25, Last Available: "2016-12"
9237	gingerbread cigarette	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9238	gingerbread moneybag	0		Sprinkle Drop: +25, Last Available: "2016-12"
9239	extra-dry acceptable ginger beer	5	good	Last Available: "2016-12"
9240	spare chocolate parts	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9241	super-frozen modified upside-down blinking industrial frosting	0		Effect: "Magically Delicious", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2016-12"
9242	quadruple-irradiated polymerized alkaline cyan bouncing fake cocktail	0		Effect: "Fan-Cooled", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2016-12"
9243	extra-dry tolerable high-end ginger wine	5	good	Last Available: "2016-12"
9244	jittery flame-wreathed plastic bad vibe	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2016-12"
9245	green rosewater-soaked plastic angry vikings	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2016-12"
9246	chaotic plastic Knows About Chakras	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Last Available: "2016-12"
9247	plastic Your Brain of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2016-12"
9248	pulsating flame-retardant plastic Krampus	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2016-12"
9249	Vulcanized blue Inner Wisdom	0		Effect: "Old Time Hydration", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2016-12"
9250	super-tarnished Inner Strength	0		Effect: "Craft Tea", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2016-12"
9251	cold-filtered moist irradiated Inner Truth	0		Effect: "No Worries", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2016-12"
9252	half-sized bland wobbly spiritual candy cane	2	decent	Last Available: "2016-12"
9253	artisanal special watered-down spiritual eggnog	2	EPIC	Effect: "Sweet Incentive", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2016-12"
9254	decent special ghostly spiritual fruitcake	3	good	Effect: "Flamingly Floral", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2016-12"
9255	tasty spiritual gingerbread	4	awesome	Last Available: "2016-12"
9256	green chocolate puppy	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9257	chocolate leash	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Last Available: "2016-12"
9258	My Life of Crime, a Memoir	0		Skill: "Gingerbread Mob Hit", Last Available: "2016-12"
9259	squat Pop Art: a Guide	0		Skill: "Fifteen Minutes of Flame", Last Available: "2016-12"
9260	No Hats as Art	0		Skill: "Ceci N'Est Pas Un Chapeau", Last Available: "2016-12"
9261	Rethinking Candy	0		Skill: "Sweet Synthesis", Last Available: "2016-12"
9262	pulsating fruit-leather negatives	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9263	tumbling gingerbread blackmail photos	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9264	briefcase full of sprinkles	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9265	teethpick	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9266	activated rock candy	0		Effect: "Blessing of Squirtlcthulli", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2016-12"
9267	stale tiny green-iced sweet roll	1	decent	Last Available: "2016-12"
9268	sugar raygun	0		Sprinkle Drop: +50, Last Available: "2016-12"
9269	narrow chocolate sculpture	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9270	no hat	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-12"
9271	teal chakra sludge	0		
9272	blurry purple negative lump	0		
9273	sizzling Third Eye of the sewer	0		Hot Damage: +10, Stench Damage: +25, Last Available: "2016-12"
9274	zippy Krampus Horn of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Initiative: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9275	adequate huge lime green hambrosier	6	good	Last Available: "2016-12"
9276	tolerable watered-down chakra-mental wine	2	good	Last Available: "2016-12"
9277	galvanized tumbling chakra malt	0		Effect: "Cravin' for a Ravin'", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2016-12"
9278	miniature delicious Black Angus blackburger	2	awesome	Last Available: "2016-12"
9279	perfectly mixed brandy	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2016-12"
9280	dry ionized potion of spiritual gunkifying	0		Effect: "Engorged Weapon", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2016-12"
9281	smooth bad vibroknife of Flo-Jo	0		Moxie: +15, Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2016-12"
9282	lime green banded crystal belt buckle of the early riser	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2016-12"
9283	Van der Graaf thinker's saffron antaravasaka	0		Mysticality: +10, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2016-12"
9284	twirling Tesla Oprah's saffron uttarasanga	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2016-12"
9285	Lump-Stacking for Beginners	0		Skill: "Stack Lumps", Last Available: "2016-12"
9286	eternal knot tattoo	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9287	pet bad vibe	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9288	shaking gallstone	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2016-12"
9289	mirror dog trainer's friendly wholesome Uncle Crimbo's hat	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Familiar Weight: +3, Experience (familiar): +1, Last Available: "2016-12", Rollover Effect Duration: 100
9290	special adequate Eldritch snap	3	good	Effect: "Discomfited", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2017-01"
9291	diluted upside-down hot jelly	1		Effect: "Educated (Sorta)", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2017-01"
9292	altered jelly	1		Last Available: "2017-01"
9293	diluted jittery jelly	1		Effect: "Elron's Explosive Etude", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2017-01"
9294	mixed wobbly sleaze jelly	1		Last Available: "2017-01"
9295	altered spinning stench jelly	1		Last Available: "2017-01"
9296	space planula	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-01"
9297	yummy diet shaking toast with hot jelly	1	awesome	Last Available: "2017-01"
9298	stale super-sized blinking toast with jelly	5	decent	Last Available: "2017-01"
9299	spoiled super-sized ghostly toast with jelly	5	crappy	Last Available: "2017-01"
9300	small rotten toast with sleaze jelly	2	crappy	Last Available: "2017-01"
9301	bland snack-sized toast with stench jelly	2	decent	Last Available: "2017-01"
9302	space jellybicycle	0		Familiar Weight: +5
9303	hopeful candle	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-01"
9304	pewter candlestick	0		Familiar Weight: +10
9305	avaricious razor-sharp wax hand	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2017-01"
9306	smelly Sinatra's candle	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-01"
9307	bland low-calorie fuchsia wax pancake	1	decent	Last Available: "2017-01"
9308	deadly wax face of the sewer	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Stench Damage: +25, Last Available: "2017-01"
9309	tolerable wax booze	3	good	Last Available: "2017-01"
9310	glob of melted wax	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
9311	distilled sea jelly	1		Effect: "On the Trolley", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2017-01"
9312	adequate sea truffle	4	good	Last Available: "2017-01"
9313	tumbling tarnished luggage key	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
9314	crushed steamer trunk	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
9315	mirror Oprah's recovered cufflinks	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-01"
9316	shaking heart-shaped crate	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-02"
9317	anodized enhanced LOV Elixir #3	0		Effect: "critical.enh", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2017-02"
9318	cold-filtered Vulcanized quadruple-alkaline red LOV Elixir #6	0		Effect: "Hombre Muerto Caminando", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2017-02"
9319	denatured skewed LOV Elixir #9	0		Effect: "Souper Vengeful", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2017-02"
9320	flame-wreathed weightlifter's LOV Eardigan of terror	0		Muscle: +15, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-02"
9321	auspicious personal trainer's Da Vinci's LOV Epaulettes	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Item Drop: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-02"
9322	flame-retardant healthy LOV Earrings of doom	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Hot Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-02"
9323	LOV Enamorang	0		Last Available: "2017-02"
9324	LOV Emotionizer	0		Last Available: "2017-02"
9325	tumbling LOV Extraterrestrial Chocolate	0		Last Available: "2017-02"
9326	modified LOV Echinacea Bouquet	1		Effect: "You're Not Cooking", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2017-02"
9327	wholesome LOV Elephant	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2017-02"
9328	eldritch scanner of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Last Available: "2017-02"
9329	cold-filtered eldritch alignment spray	0		Effect: "Infernal Thirst", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2017-02"
9330	fuchsia LOV Entrance Pass	0		Last Available: "2017-02"
9331	jittery knitted scandalous experienced eldritch hammer	0		Experience: +2, Sleaze Damage: +5, Cold Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2017-01"
9332	decent blinking eldritch mushroom	4	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9333	eldritch ichor	0		
9334	decent half-sized eldritch mushroom pizza	2	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9335	jittery eldritch tincture	0		Skill: "Evoke Eldritch Horror", Last Available: "2017-02"
9336	eldritch tincture (depleted)	0		Skill: "Evoke Eldritch Horror", Last Available: "2017-02"
9337	galvanized oxidized skewed eldritch rub	0		Effect: "Covetous Robbery", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2017-02"
9338	HP-35 Calculator	0		
9339	jittery Silver HP-35 Calculator	0		
9340	Golden HP-35 Calculator	0		
9341	Platinum HP-35 Calculator	0		
9342	olive Diamond HP-35 Calculator	0		
9343	blurry bottlecap	0		
9344	discarded button	0		
9345	mirror blurry Gummi-Memory	0		
9346	Thwaitgold amoeba statuette	0		
9347	tumbling pickled grasshopper	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9348	narrow bottle of an&iacute;s	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9349	bottle of novelty hot sauce	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9350	elemental sugarcube	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9351	tumbling peppermint sprig	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9352	bottle of clam juice	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9353	wobbly cocktail mushroom	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9354	shot of granola liqueur	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9355	mirror can of cherry-flavored sterno	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9356	mirror lump of ichor	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9357	bottle of gregnadigne	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9358	bottle of Cr&egrave;me de Fugu	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9359	baby oil shooter	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9360	fish head	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9361	limepatch	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9362	mirror pile of dirt	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9363	slime shooter	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9364	imaginary lemon	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9365	irresponsibly strong acceptable literal grasshopper	9	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9366	perfectly mixed pulsating double entendre	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9367	tolerable fancy Phlegethon	3	good	Effect: "Christmessy", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2017-03"
9368	irresponsibly strong artisanal Siberian sunrise	7	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9369	delicious weak mentholated wine	2	awesome	Last Available: "2017-03"
9370	triple-distilled acceptable low tide martini	10	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9371	tolerable shroomtini	3	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9372	delicious red morning dew	4	awesome	Last Available: "2017-03"
9373	acceptable whiskey squeeze	3	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9374	drinkable great fashioned	3	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9375	distilled drinkable Gnomish sagngria	5	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9376	perfectly mixed distilled vodka stinger	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9377	tolerable pulsating extremely slippery nipple	3	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9378	watered-down mediocre piscatini	2	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9379	drinkable Churchill	3	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9380	irresponsibly strong tolerable soilzerac	7	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9381	triple-distilled lousy lime green London frog	6	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9382	tolerable blue nothingtini	4	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9383	lousy irresponsibly strong eighth plague	9	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9384	mediocre single entendre	3	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9385	artisanal watered-down reverse Tantalus	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9386	tolerable elemental caipiroska	3	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9387	mediocre Feliz Navidad	3	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9388	perfectly mixed boozy Bloody Nora	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9389	lousy moreltini	3	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9390	bad weak hell in a bucket	2	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9391	watered-down tolerable Newark	2	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9392	weak lousy R'lyeh	2	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9393	drinkable blinking Gnollish sangria	3	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9394	lousy red vodka barracuda	4	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9395	aged Mysterious Island iced tea	3	awesome	Last Available: "2017-03"
9396	artisanal watered-down drive-by shooting	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9397	hand-crafted gunner's daughter	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9398	fancy spirit-forward acceptable dirt julep	5	good	Effect: "Mushroom Magicalness", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2017-03"
9399	triple-distilled perfectly mixed shaking Simepore slime	10	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9400	lousy watered-down Phil Collins	2	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9401	wobbly unpowered Robortender	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-03"
9402	toggle switch (Bartend)	0		Familiar Weight: +5
9403	skewed toggle switch (Bounce)	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Equips On: "Robortender"
9404	Spacegate access badge	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-04"
9405	filter helmet	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9406	spinning exo-servo leg braces	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9407	green rad cloak	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9408	gate transceiver	0		Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9409	twirling high-friction boots	0		Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9410	Spacegate Research	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9411	alien rock sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9412	alien gemstone	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9413	geological sample kit	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9414	botanical sample kit	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9415	yummy edible alien plant bit	3	awesome	Last Available: "2017-04"
9416	alien plant fibers	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9417	red alien plant sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9418	blurry complex alien plant sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9419	fascinating alien plant sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9420	altered red alien plant goo	1		Last Available: "2017-04"
9421	alien plant pod	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9422	zoological sample kit	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9423	normal snack-sized shaking blinking alien meat	2	good	Last Available: "2017-04"
9424	spinning alien toenails	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9425	alien zoological sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9426	green complex alien zoological sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9427	fascinating alien zoological sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9428	denatured purple alien animal goo	1		Last Available: "2017-04"
9429	maroon blinking alien animal milk	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9430	cyan spant egg casing	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9431	blurry green murderbot data core	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9432	triple-wet improved alien medicine	0		Effect: "Happy Trails", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2017-04"
9433	normal spinning alien salad	3	good	Last Available: "2017-04"
9434	hand-crafted alien booze	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-04"
9435	lion tamer's rosy-cheeked alien mask of courage	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Experience (familiar): +2, Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2017-04"
9436	yellow Jack Frost's studded alien spear of the glutton	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2017-04"
9437	lime green Usain Bolt's family-friendly padded alien blowgun	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2017-04"
9438	resourceful therapeutic ruddy alien loincloth	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Maximum MP: +50, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2017-04"
9439	fuchsia executive MacGyver's medical-grade alien totem	0		Maximum MP: +100, Meat Drop: +40, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2017-04"
9440	aromatic fireproof razor-sharp alien necklace	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Hot Resistance: +3, Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2017-04"
9441	spant chitin	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9442	pulsating spant tendon	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9443	red lard-coated spants of courage	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2017-04"
9444	miser's wholesome spant shield	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2017-04"
9445	spant shoulderpads of the scaredy-cat of courage	0		Monster Level: -15, Spooky Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-04"
9446	Sherlock's spant backplate of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2017-04"
9447	crafty spant spear of Calamity Jane	0		Maximum MP: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Last Available: "2017-04"
9448	murderbot power cell	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9449	twirling ghostly murderbot component casing	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9450	murderbot monofilament	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9451	concentrated oxidized murderbot shield unit	0		Effect: "Capricorn Rising", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2017-04"
9452	murderbot live wire	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9453	wobbly prompt knitted shellacked murderbot mask	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Cold Resistance: +3, Adventures: +3, Avatar: "Murderbot", Last Available: "2017-04"
9454	triple-chilled polarized murderbot spring injector	0		Effect: "Elemental Flavor", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2017-04"
9455	auspicious murderbot whip of the cheetah	0		Item Drop: +10, Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2017-04"
9456	prompt weightlifter's murderbot plasma rifle	0		Muscle: +15, Adventures: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "EXTERMINATE SPANT", Last Available: "2017-04"
9457	huge lime green murderbot memory chip	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9458	space pirate treasure map	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9459	spinning tumbling Space Pirate Astrogation Handbook	0		Skill: "Quantum Movement", Last Available: "2017-04"
9460	Non-Euclidean Finance	0		Skill: "5-D Earning Potential", Last Available: "2017-04"
9461	tumbling Peek-a-Boo!	0		Skill: "Object Quasi-Permanence", Last Available: "2017-04"
9462	Procrastinator locker key	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9463	Space Baby children's book	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9464	jittery tumbling olive Space Baby bawbaw	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9465	yellow Spacegate	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9466	flavorless half-sized Aldebaran sardines	2	decent	Last Available: "2017-04"
9467	practically non-alcoholic drinkable upside-down Centauri fish wine	1	good	Last Available: "2017-04"
9468	vaporized wobbly oxygen	1		Last Available: "2017-04"
9469	narrow skewed thinker's Spacegate scientist's insignia of incineration	0		Mysticality: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-04", Rollover Effect Duration: 30
9470	twirling wholesome shellacked Spacegate military insignia	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-04", Rollover Effect Duration: 30
9471	steel-toed stiffened savvy Spacegate diplomat's insignia	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Damage Reduction: 10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-04"
9472	Spacegate emergency disintegrator	0		Skill: "Disintegrate", Last Available: "2017-04"
9473	upside-down Spacegate Initiative tattoo unit	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9474	yummy fancy alien sandwich	3	awesome	Effect: "Brother Flying Burrito's Blessing", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2017-04"
9475	glitched malware	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
9476	double-frozen Spant eggs	0		Effect: "Full of Wist", Effect Duration: 47
9477	Spacegate (open)	0		Lasts Until Rollover
9478	upside-down New-You Club Membership Form	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-05"
9479	electrified irradiated Daily Affirmation: Always be Collecting	0		Effect: "Yuletide Mutations", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2017-05"
9480	liquefied colloidal mirror Daily Affirmation: Think Win-Lose	0		Effect: "Ghost Finger", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2017-05"
9481	ionized ionized blinking Daily Affirmation: Be Superficially interested	0		Effect: "Patent Alacrity", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2017-05"
9482	adjusted colloidal fuchsia Daily Affirmation: Adapt to Change Eventually	0		Effect: "Buff as a Baobab", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2017-05"
9483	alkaline electrified Daily Affirmation: Be a Mind Master	0		Effect: "Charrrming", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2017-05"
9484	boiled dry Daily Affirmation: Work For Hours a Week	0		Effect: "Compensatory Cruelness", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2017-05"
9485	boiled deionized oxidized Daily Affirmation: Keep Free Hate in your Heart	0		Effect: "Okee-Dokee Go!", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2017-05"
9486	stale special low-calorie Affirmation Cookie	1	decent	Effect: "Warm Belly", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2017-05"
9487	License To Kill	0		
9488	Thwaitgold bug statuette	0		
9489	Victor's Spoils	0		
9490	moist Threatening Missive	0		Effect: "Extra-Thick Blood", Effect Duration: 25
9491	Targeted Plague Vector	0		
9492	mirror tumbling blue shaking suspicious package	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-06"
9493	knitted lard-coated vibrating Kremlin's Greatest Briefcase	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "KGB tranquilizer dart", Last Available: "2017-06"
9494	triple-distilled bad narrow basic martini	7	decent	Last Available: "2017-06"
9495	drinkable huge improved martini	4	good	Last Available: "2017-06"
9496	bad watered-down splendid martini	2	decent	Last Available: "2017-06"
9497	squat exploding cigar	0		Last Available: "2017-06"
9498	can of Minions-Be-Gone	0		Last Available: "2017-06"
9499	purple tattoo gun	0		Last Available: "2017-06"
9500	gun	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-06"
9501	twirling gum	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-06"
9502	blurry wool horrifying manspreader's plastic gundam	0		Monster Level: +10, Spooky Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2017-06"
9503	License to Chill	0		Last Available: "2017-07"
9504	squat Celsius 233	0		Skill: "Eternal Flame", Last Available: "2017-06"
9505	shaking Celsius 233 (singed)	0		Skill: "Eternal Flame", Last Available: "2017-06"
9506	Lazenby's Life Lesson	0		Free Pull
9507	LI-11 Motor Pool voucher	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-07"
9508	Asdon Martin keyfob (on ring)	0		Last Available: "2017-07"
9509	L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate	0		
9510	spinning Dust bunny	0		
9511	Pocket Meteor Guide	0		Last Available: "2017-08"
9512	Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed)	0		Last Available: "2017-08"
9513	Meteorite-Ade	0		Last Available: "2017-08"
9514	bland meteoreo	3	decent	Last Available: "2017-08"
9515	aged watered-down twirling meadeorite	2	awesome	Last Available: "2017-08"
9516	red meteoroid	0		Last Available: "2017-08"
9517	coward's sage meteortarboard of the cheetah	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Monster Level: -20, Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2017-08"
9518	curative meteorite guard of Calamity Jane of Gandalf	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Spell Critical Percent: +20, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2017-08"
9519	fortified smartaleck's meteorb	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Damage Absorption: +60, Lantern: 1, Lantern Element: "Hot", Last Available: "2017-08"
9520	twirling rock-hard sage asteroid belt	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Damage Reduction: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-08"
9521	dog trainer's Tesla meteorthopedic shoes of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Experience (familiar): +1, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-08"
9522	executive hardy shooting morning star of the scaredy-cat	0		Maximum HP: +50, Monster Level: -15, Meat Drop: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-08"
9523	squat meteoroid	0		Last Available: "2017-08"
9524	twirling meteor shower cap	0		Familiar Weight: +5
9525	jittery Thwaitgold time fly statuette	0		
9526	perfectly fair coin	0		Last Available: "2017-11"
9527	Horsery contract	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-08"
9528	corked genie bottle	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-09"
9529	squat lime green genie bottle	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9530	brawny blessed rustproof +2 gray dragon scale mail of doom of the glutton	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2023-09"
9531	pony: Dusk Shiny	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9532	pony: Shutterfly	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9533	spinning pony: Pearjack	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9534	pulsating pony: Uniquity	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9535	pony: Rosey Cake	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9536	pony: Spectrum Dash	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9537	pocket wish	0		Last Available: "2023-09"
9538	upside-down dropped scrap of paper	0		
9539	huge hunk of granite	0		
9540	shovelful of dirt	0		
9541	purple xo-skeleton-in-a-box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-10"
9542	exo-xo-skeleton-skeleton	0		Familiar Weight: +5
9543	X	0		Last Available: "2017-10"
9544	O	0		Last Available: "2017-10"
9545	aged DUFRESNE Suds	4	awesome	Last Available: "2017-09"
9546	narrow teal steel-toed beefcake's mafia pinky ring	0		Muscle: +25, Damage Reduction: 9, Single Equip
9547	delicious flask of port	3	awesome	
9548	olive steel-toed contract enforcement stick of the sewer	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Stench Damage: +25
9549	normal Hide-rox&trade; cookie	4	good	Last Available: "2017-10"
9550	artisanal jug of booze	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-10"
9551	energized moist pair of candy glasses	0		Effect: "Newt Gets In Your Eyes", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2017-10"
9552	enhanced vacuum-sealed temporary X tattoos	0		Effect: "The Style... of the Future", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2017-10"
9553	altered lime green glyph of athleticism	1		Effect: "Dreadful Sheen", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2017-10"
9554	pair of scissors	0		Last Available: "2017-10"
9555	extra-polarized new habit	0		Effect: "Just Aged Enough", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2017-10"
9556	bridge truss	0		Last Available: "2017-10"
9557	stanky extremely unsafe arcane researcher's pearl necklace	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-10"
9558	shaking amorphous blob	0		Last Available: "2017-11"
9559	X	0		Last Available: "2017-11"
9560	O	0		Last Available: "2017-11"
9561	jittery amorphous blob	0		Last Available: "2017-11"
9562	banded Da Vinci's smartaleck's strapping protection stick	0		Muscle: +5, Moxie Percent: +30, Experience (Mysticality): +5, Damage Absorption: +100
9563	dry pulsating roll of meat	0		Effect: "Broken Bone Nubs", Effect Duration: 40
9564	chaotic mafia thumb ring of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Single Equip
9565	concentrated cocoa chondrule	0		Effect: "Well Owl Be!", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2020-09"
9566	steel-toed mafia middle finger ring of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Damage Reduction: 9, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Show them your ring"
9567	prompt thinker's beefy steel drivin' hammer	0		Muscle: +10, Mysticality: +10, Item Drop: +5, Adventures: +3
9568	twirling piece of steel	0		
9569	wool mafia pointer finger ring of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Cold Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Drops Meat
9570	spinning perfumed worksite credentials	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Single Equip
9571	lime green vibrating therapeutic deadly negotiatin' hammer of Calamity Jane	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +15, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
9572	pantogram	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-11"
9573	pantogram	0		Last Available: "2017-11"
9574	pantogram pants	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-11"
9575	flame-retardant steel-toed mafia wedding ring	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Hot Resistance: +1, Single Equip
9576	mafia organizer badge of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Single Equip
9577	mafia filofax	0		
9578	lime green transparent nog	1	awesome	Last Available: "2017-12"
9579	snack-sized toothsome huge unfinished fruitcake	2	awesome	Last Available: "2017-12"
9580	diffused alkaline blue and cracker	0		Effect: "Scavengers Scavenging", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2017-12"
9581	drinkable neg grog	4	good	Last Available: "2017-12"
9582	stale massive half double fruitcake	9	decent	Last Available: "2017-12"
9583	immense bland hushed puppy	8	decent	Last Available: "2017-12"
9584	yummy muffled muffuletta	3	awesome	Last Available: "2017-12"
9585	rotten bite-sized shushed potatoes	1	crappy	Last Available: "2017-12"
9586	blinking upside-down gravedigger's plastic mime functionary	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Last Available: "2017-12"
9587	blurry clever plastic mime scientist	0		Maximum MP: +20, Last Available: "2017-12"
9588	plastic mime soldier of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Last Available: "2017-12"
9589	spinning chaotic plastic mime executive	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Last Available: "2017-12"
9590	auspicious plastic The Silent Nightmare	0		Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2017-12"
9591	locked mumming trunk	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-12"
9592	mumming trunk	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9593	temperance whiskey	1	good	Last Available: "2017-11"
9594	activated jittery wishbone	0		Effect: "Uncucumbered", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2017-11"
9595	irresponsibly strong drinkable Racisto Ruidoso	7	good	Last Available: "2017-11"
9596	olive earthenware muffin tin	0		
9597	adequate bran muffin	4	good	
9598	normal tiny upside-down blueberry muffin	1	good	
9599	silent A	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9600	olive silent B	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9601	silent C	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9602	silent D	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9603	silent E	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9604	silent F	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9605	silent G	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9606	ghostly silent H	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9607	silent I	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9608	upside-down silent J	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9609	silent K	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9610	silent L	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9611	tumbling silent M	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9612	upside-down silent N	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9613	skewed silent O	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9614	silent P	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9615	mirror silent Q	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9616	squat silent R	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9617	silent S	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9618	silent T	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9619	silent U	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9620	silent V	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9621	silent W	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9622	silent X	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9623	silent Y	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9624	silent Z	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9625	crystalline cheer	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9626	pulsating anti-earplugs	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9627	warehouse key	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9628	mime pocket probe	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9629	drinkable stale cheer wine	3	good	Last Available: "2017-12"
9630	decent super-sized stale Cheer-E-Os	5	good	Last Available: "2017-12"
9631	bouncing cheer-o-gram	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9632	prompt hale cheerful antler hat	0		Maximum HP: +20, Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2017-12"
9633	red spinning Temple Grandin's groovy cheerful Crimbo sweater	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Familiar Weight: +7, Last Available: "2017-12"
9634	supercharged cheerful pajama pants of the glutton	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2017-12"
9635	lime green blurry The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1	0		Skill: "Silent Hunter", Last Available: "2017-12"
9636	shaking huge The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used)	0		Skill: "Silent Hunter", Last Available: "2017-12"
9637	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2	0		Skill: "Quiet Determination", Last Available: "2017-12"
9638	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used)	0		Skill: "Quiet Determination", Last Available: "2017-12"
9639	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3	0		Skill: "Quiet Judgement", Last Available: "2017-12"
9640	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used)	0		Skill: "Quiet Judgement", Last Available: "2017-12"
9641	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4	0		Skill: "Silent Treatment", Last Available: "2017-12"
9642	wobbly The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used)	0		Skill: "Silent Treatment", Last Available: "2017-12"
9643	green The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5	0		Skill: "Silent Knife", Last Available: "2017-12"
9644	lime green The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used)	0		Skill: "Silent Knife", Last Available: "2017-12"
9645	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6	0		Skill: "Quiet Desperation", Last Available: "2017-12"
9646	twirling lime green The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used)	0		Skill: "Quiet Desperation", Last Available: "2017-12"
9647	cyan mime eraser	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9648	hand-crafted bouncing executive mime flask	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-12"
9649	bland nega-mushroom	3	decent	Last Available: "2017-12"
9650	drinkable nega-mushroom wine	4	good	Last Available: "2017-12"
9651	triple-pressed deionized enhanced spinning Cheer-Up soda	0		Effect: "Deeply Ironic", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2017-12"
9652	delicious mime army rations	3	awesome	Last Available: "2017-12"
9653	smooth special mime army wine	3	awesome	Effect: "items.enh", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2017-12"
9654	denatured mime army superserum	1		Last Available: "2017-12"
9655	vacuum-sealed alkaline tumbling mime army camouflage kit	0		Effect: "Gonna Get You, Sucker", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2017-12"
9656	family-friendly Samson's miming beret	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2017-12"
9657	jittery savvy miming shirt of the bloodbag	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Maximum HP: +100, Last Available: "2017-12"
9658	occult beefy miming corduroys	0		Muscle: +10, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Last Available: "2017-12"
9659	Oprah's fortified miming boots	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9660	hardened sage miming gloves	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Damage Reduction: 3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9661	God Lobster Egg	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-05"
9662	donated booze	0		
9663	narrow donated food	0		
9664	donated candy	0		
9665	pickled wet spinning digital honeypot	0		Effect: "Gummiheart", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2025-12"
9666	shaking mime-proof sunglasses	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9667	red Tesla mime army insignia (infantry)	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12", Stat Tuning: "Muscle (all)"
9668	supercharged mime army insignia (intelligence)	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12", Stat Tuning: "Mysticality (all)"
9669	ghostly mime army insignia (espionage) of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12", Stat Tuning: "Moxie (all)"
9670	mime army insignia (pyrotechnics)	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9671	mime army insignia (cryonics)	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9672	mime army insignia (psychological warfare)	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9673	mime army insignia (sanitation)	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9674	mime army insignia (morale)	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9675	aromatic personal trainer's mime army infiltration glove	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Stench Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9676	mime army shotglass	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9677	mime army challenge coin	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9678	wobbly cheer extractor	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9679	kerosene-soaked skip	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-12"
9680	fireproof skip lid	0		Familiar Weight: +5
9681	normal gigantic extra-toasted half sandwich	8	good	Last Available: "2018-12"
9682	smooth mulled hobo wine	4	awesome	Last Available: "2018-12"
9683	wobbly burning newspaper	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
9684	squat curative cool beefy burning paper hat	0		Muscle: +10, Moxie: +5, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-12"
9685	ghostly miser's supercool burning cape of temperance	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-12"
9686	shaking rosewater-soaked smelly Oprah's burning paper slippers	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-12"
9687	skewed hardened Rosewater's burning paper jorts of incineration	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Damage Reduction: 3, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-12"
9688	censurious studded burning paper crane of the sewer	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Stench Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-12"
9689	January's Garbage Tote (unopened)	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-01"
9690	January's Garbage Tote	0		Last Available: "2018-01"
9691	spinning deceased crimbo tree	0		Breakable, Last Available: "2018-01", Lasts Until Rollover
9692	upside-down executive banded broken champagne bottle	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Meat Drop: +40, Breakable, Last Available: "2018-01", Lasts Until Rollover
9693	executive avaricious tinsel tights	0		Meat Drop: 70, Last Available: "2018-01", Lasts Until Rollover
9694	ghostly Usain Bolt's quilted occult wad of used tape	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Damage Absorption: +40, Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2018-01", Lasts Until Rollover
9695	Jeselnik's electrified silent nightlight of doom of the detective	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Damage: +25, Item Drop: +20, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Rollover Effect Duration: 50
9696	moist energized sweetened reindeer fat	0		Effect: "The Dinsey Spirit", Effect Duration: 21
9697	liquefied Good 'n' Quiet	0		Effect: "Blessing of the Pervy Noodles", Effect Duration: 33
9698	altered hot button candy	0		Effect: "Stench Jellied", Effect Duration: 28
9699	prompt makeshift garbage shirt of the detective of the glutton	0		Item Drop: +20, Food Drop: +100, Adventures: +3, Breakable, Last Available: "2018-01", Lasts Until Rollover
9700	lard-coated novelty monorail ticket of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Rollover Effect Duration: 100
9701	mixed narrow pills	1		Effect: "Serendipi Tea", Effect Duration: 30
9702	powdered furry pill	1		
9703	compressed beefy pill	1		Effect: "Crotchety, Pining", Effect Duration: 20
9704	modified huge excitement pill	1		Effect: "Can't Be a Chooser", Effect Duration: 30
9705	vaporized huge pulsating vitamin G pill	1		Effect: "Je Ne Sais Porquoise", Effect Duration: 35
9706	pickled blurry lucky-ish pill	1		Effect: "Donho's Bubbly Ballad", Effect Duration: 10
9707	distilled shaking dieting pill	1		Effect: "Demonic Flavor", Effect Duration: 20
9712	shaking green Clan Carnival Game	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-02"
9713	huge teal How To Get Bigger Without Really Trying	0		Skill: "Get Big", Last Available: "2018-02"
9714	Illustrated Mating Rituals of the Gallapagos	0		Skill: "Gallapagosian Mating Call", Last Available: "2018-02"
9715	Convincing People You Can See The Future	0		Skill: "Inscrutable Gaze", Last Available: "2018-02"
9716	pulsating Love Potions and the Wizards who Mix Them	0		Skill: "Love Mixology", Last Available: "2018-02"
9717	They'll Love You In Rhinestones	0		Skill: "Acquire Rhinestones", Last Available: "2018-02"
9718	squat Silly Little Love Song	0		Skill: "Paul's Passionate Pop Song", Last Available: "2018-02"
9719	genie's turbane of Calamity Jane of chilblains	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Cold Damage: +25, Last Available: "2018-02"
9720	rosewater-soaked flame-wreathed genie's scimitar	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2018-02"
9721	fuchsia wobbly electrified cool genie's pants	0		Moxie: +5, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2018-02"
9722	narrow upside-down vibrating Herculean genie's bracers	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2018-02"
9723	lion tamer's beefy psychic's circlet	0		Muscle: +10, Experience (familiar): +2, Last Available: "2018-02"
9724	arcane researcher's psychic's crystal ball of courage	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2018-02"
9725	greasy Lo Pan's psychic's pslacks	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2018-02"
9726	zippy resourceful psychic's amulet	0		Maximum MP: +50, Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2018-02"
9727	miniature stale special heart-shaped candy whetstone	2	decent	Effect: "The Halls of Muscularity", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2018-02"
9728	fancy spoiled Swedish massage fish	3	crappy	Effect: "OMG WTF", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2018-02"
9729	weak artisanal Third Base	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2018-02"
9730	special spirit-forward drinkable Bustle Hustler	5	good	Effect: "Employee of the Month", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2018-02"
9731	Vulcanized super-energized huge Fabiotion	0		Effect: "The Halls of Muscularity", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2018-02"
9732	liquefied chilled Bettie page	0		Effect: "Human-Undead Hybrid", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2018-02"
9733	cold-filtered frozen tonic o' Banderas	0		Effect: "Halloweeny", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2018-02"
9734	polarized tumbling heather graham cracker	0		Effect: "Inebriate Pride", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2018-02"
9735	Lolsipop	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9736	heart cozy	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9737	eaves droppers	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9738	personal graffiti kit	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9739	maroon Mysterious Red Box	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9740	Mysterious Green Box	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9741	Mysterious Blue Box	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9742	Mysterious Black Box	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9743	super-pickled unsweetened upside-down rainbow jellybean	0		Effect: "Scrappy, Shadowy", Effect Duration: 13
9744	denatured lime green wobbly mystery lollipop	0		Effect: "Good Motivator", Effect Duration: 12
9745	Love Potion #0	0		Effect: "Tainted Love Potion", Effect Duration: 20
9746	triple-improved triple-altered blurry maroon rhinestone	0		Effect: "Spirit of Alph", Effect Duration: 60
9747	lime green 1,960 pok&eacute;dollar bill	0		
9748	metandienone	0		
9749	riboflavin	0		
9750	bronze	0		
9751	blinking piracetam	0		
9752	ultracalcium	0		
9753	purple ginseng	0		
9754	Team Avarice cap of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3
9755	blue mansplainer's Team Sloth cap	0		Monster Level: +15
9756	bouncing Team Wrath cap of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
9757	fuchsia mirror sharpshooter's Mu cap	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10
9758	Thwaitgold metabug statuette	0		
9759	Pok&eacute;fam Guide to Capturing All of Them	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-03"
9760	packet of tall grass seeds	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9761	Pok&eacute;-Gro fertilizer	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9762	Globmule	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9763	green Bluzzard	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9764	Faux	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9765	Sledgehamster	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9766	ghostly Pimpsqueak	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9767	Pillowbug	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9768	Dressage	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9769	Sequestrian	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9770	Carpricorn	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9771	blurry Turpin	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9772	Morphan	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9773	Cycloney	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9774	Peaclock	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9775	huge Turtive	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9776	Lepardner	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9777	Aiolion	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9778	squat Waifuton	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9779	Gorillape	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9780	Wendtigo	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9781	Snoutlet	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9782	skewed Ruffalo	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9783	Vaporpoise	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9784	Ghosprey	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9785	Straypler	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9786	Flan	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9787	purple Mustardigrade	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9788	ghostly Ched	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9789	Gazelleton	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9790	red Mechamelion	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9791	Bicycle	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9792	skewed blurry Vamprey	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9793	Wullabye	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9794	spinning Nursine	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9795	Cantelope	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9796	huge Ungulant	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9797	yellow Caramel	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9798	Oppossum	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9799	huge Amanitee	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9800	Smashmoth	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9801	Vulgure	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9802	squat yellow Squib	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9803	purple Trafikoan	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9804	olive Slotter	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9805	Shudder	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9806	Glamare	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9807	huge Unspeakachu	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9808	Stooper	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9809	skewed Disgeist	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9810	Bowlet	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9811	tumbling Cornbeefadon	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9812	twirling Mu	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9813	Glum berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9814	Egnaro berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9815	gray shaking Sitrep berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9816	skewed blurry gray Nadsat berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9817	Jamocha berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9818	olive skewed Tapioc berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9819	narrow cyan Snarf berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9820	olive ghostly Keese berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9821	tumbling luck incense	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Item Drop: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-03"
9822	blurry shell bell	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-03"
9823	tumbling muscle band	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-03"
9824	amulet coin	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Meat Drop: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-03"
9825	purple pulsating razor fang	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-03"
9826	smoke ball	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-03"
9827	lime green rocket	0		
9828	diluted magnificent oyster egg	1		
9829	twisted brilliant oyster egg	1		
9830	vaporized upside-down tumbling glistening oyster egg	1		
9831	compressed pulsating purple scintillating oyster egg	1		Effect: "Pockets of Fire", Effect Duration: 10
9832	dried wobbly pearlescent oyster egg	1		
9833	altered twirling lustrous oyster egg	1		Effect: "Yet tea", Effect Duration: 45
9834	dried gleaming oyster egg	1		
9835	FantasyRealm membership packet	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-04"
9836	FantasyRealm guest pass	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9837	inspector's FantasyRealm G. E. M. of the storm of the brazier	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: +15, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9838	Rubee&trade;	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9839	Fonzie's FantasyRealm Warrior's Helm	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Last Available: "2018-04"
9840	jittery huge FantasyRealm Mage's Hat	0		Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2018-04"
9841	maroon wicked FantasyRealm Rogue's Mask	0		Spell Damage: +5, Last Available: "2018-04"
9842	upside-down lump of bauxite	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
9843	supercharged extremely unsafe savvy &quot;Remember the Trees&quot; Shirt	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Maximum MP Percent: +30
9844	FantasyRealm key	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9845	plump mushroom	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9846	tainted marshmallow	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9847	Chewsick Copperbottom's notes	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9848	LyleCo premium pickaxe	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9849	LyleCo premium rope	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9850	huge My First Art of War	0		Skill: "Army of Toddlers", Last Available: "2018-12"
9851	mirror dragon aluminum ore	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9852	faerie dust	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9853	twirling poisoned druidic s'more	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9854	blurry purple druidic orb	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9855	pulsating to-go brew	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9856	flask of holy water	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9857	boiled ionized purple universal antivenin	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Effect: "Taurus Rising", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2018-04"
9858	LyleCo premium monocle	0		Rubee Drop: 1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9859	ghostly mirror LyleCo premium magnifying glass	0		Rubee Drop: 1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9860	FantasyRealm tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9861	bouncing LyleCo Contractor's Manual	0		Skill: "Expert Corner-Cutter", Last Available: "2018-04"
9862	adequate immense fancy FantasyRealm turkey leg	8	good	Effect: "Twenty-three Squid, Ew", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2018-04"
9863	watered-down bad shaking FantasyRealm mead	2	decent	Last Available: "2018-04"
9864	nasty haunch	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9865	Cheswick Copperbottom's compass	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9866	arrest warrant	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9867	hero's skull	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9868	grolblin rum	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9869	stale druidic s'more	3	decent	Last Available: "2018-04"
9870	dehydrated sachet of powder	1		Last Available: "2018-04"
9871	artisanal mourning wine	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2018-04"
9872	sanctified cola	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9873	bouncing map to the Towering Mountains	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9874	map to the Mystic Wood	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9875	map to the Putrid Swamp	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9876	map to the Cursed Village	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9877	map to the Sprawling Cemetery	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9878	stale denastified haunch	3	decent	Last Available: "2018-04"
9879	artisanal bad rum and good cola	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2018-04"
9880	energized red Potion of Heroism	0		Effect: "Stinkybeard", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2018-04"
9881	experienced smooth leggings of the Spider Queen of the storm	0		Moxie: +15, Experience: +2, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2018-04"
9882	scandalous lion tamer's Master Thief's utility belt of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Experience (familiar): +2, Sleaze Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9883	stylish Duke Vampire's regal cloak of Leguizamo of horror	0		Moxie: +25, Monster Level: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2018-04"
9884	pulsating family-friendly sharpshooter's groovy Dragonscale breastplate	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2018-04"
9885	dog trainer's studded Da Vinci's belt of Ogrekind	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Damage Absorption: +80, Experience (familiar): +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9886	perfumed friendly The Ghoul King's ghoulottes of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Familiar Weight: +3, Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2018-04"
9887	sharpshooter's therapeutic wholesome nozzle of the Phoenix	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +10, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2018-04"
9888	twirling wool wicked Newton's the Archwizard's briefs	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Spell Damage: +5, Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2018-04"
9889	friendly stylish the Ley Incursion's waist of the cougar	0		Moxie: 45, Familiar Weight: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9890	aromatic coward's Socratic shield of the Skeleton Lord	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Monster Level: -20, Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2018-04"
9891	gray blinking Usain Bolt's fireproof wholesome ring of the Skeleton Lord	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Hot Resistance: +3, Initiative: +80, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9892	lard-coated veiny scepter of the Skeleton Lord of Calamity Jane	0		Maximum HP: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9893	green knitted nasty ruddy deadfall branch of chilblains	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Cold Damage: +25, Stench Damage: +5, Cold Resistance: +3
9894	squat frosty manspreader's weightlifter's Staff of Kitchen Royalty of the dark arts of the overflowing toilet	0		Muscle: +15, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Monster Level: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2018-04"
9895	charged druidic orb	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9896	dragon slaying sword	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9897	notarized arrest warrant	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9898	drinkable two meat muck	3	good	
9899	flavorless diet chocolate Ogre Chieftain	1	decent	
9900	stale chocolate &quot;Phoenix&quot;	3	decent	
9901	low-calorie decent chocolate Spider Queen	1	good	
9902	high-proof mediocre pulsating pulsating hipster cocktail	7	decent	
9903	God Lobster's Scepter	0		Equips On: "God Lobster", Familiar Effect: "small fairy/lep", Last Available: "2018-05"
9904	God Lobster's Ring	0		Equips On: "God Lobster", Familiar Effect: "sombrero", Last Available: "2018-05"
9905	upside-down God Lobster's Rod	0		Equips On: "God Lobster", Familiar Effect: "whelp", Last Available: "2018-05"
9906	God Lobster's Robe	0		Equips On: "God Lobster", Familiar Effect: "block", Last Available: "2018-05"
9907	wobbly God Lobster's Crown	0		Equips On: "God Lobster", Familiar Effect: "fairy", Last Available: "2018-05"
9908	Dish of Clarified Butter	0		Last Available: "2018-05"
9909	G	0		
9910	Garland of Greatness	0		
9911	gattoo	0		
9912	green A-Boo glue	0		
9913	glued A-Boo clue	0		
9914	crude oil congealer	0		
9915	normal small good guava	2	good	
9916	delicious gin and ginger	4	awesome	
9917	gray Thwaitgold chigger statuette	0		
9918	compressed red spinning spinning gaseous gravy	1		
9919	SongBoom&trade; BoomBox	0		Last Available: "2018-06"
9920	blurry skewed SongBoom&trade; BoomBox Box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-06"
9921	upside-down A Guide to Safari	0		Skill: "Experience Safari"
9922	Vulcanized concentrated Shielding Potion	0		Effect: "Stinky Hands", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2018-06"
9923	flattened Punching Potion	0		Effect: "Hyphemariffic", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2018-06"
9924	yellow Special Seasoning	0		Last Available: "2018-06"
9925	pickled spinning Nightmare Fuel	1		Last Available: "2018-06"
9926	mirror spinning Gathered Meat-Clip	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
9927	Bastille Battalion control rig crate	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-07"
9928	huge blinking Bastille Battalion control rig	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-07"
9929	narrow ribald coward's Rosewater's Brutal brogues of incineration	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Monster Level: -20, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-07"
9930	avaricious knitted veiny Draftsman's driving gloves of the brazier	0		Maximum HP: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +3, Meat Drop: +30, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-07"
9931	huge jittery Sherlock's extremely unsafe slick Nouveau nosering of the cheetah	0		Moxie: +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Item Drop: +25, Initiative: +60, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-07"
9932	aerosolized yellow sharkfin gumbo	0		Effect: "Oriental Mysticism", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2018-07"
9933	double-magnetized cyan boiling broth	0		Effect: "Unusual Perspective", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2018-07"
9934	dry dry interrogative elixir	0		Effect: "Good Karma", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2018-07"
9935	Bastille Battalion Fondue Trophy	0		Last Available: "2018-07"
9936	shaking Bastille Battalion tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2018-07"
9937	narrow ghostly Bastille Battalion cheese wheel	0		Last Available: "2018-07"
9938	Bastille Battalion control rig loaner voucher	0		Last Available: "2018-07"
9939	jittery pulsating kitten burglar	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-07"
9940	squat burglar/sleep mask	0		Last Available: "2018-07"
9941	Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette	0		
9942	Neverending Party invitation envelope	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-09"
9943	Neverending Party guest pass	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9944	smelly crafty PARTY HARD T-shirt of the early riser	0		Maximum MP: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2018-09"
9945	Neverending Party favor	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9946	deluxe Neverending Party favor	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9947	jittery squat gas can	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9948	hand-crafted squat Middle of the Road&trade; brand whiskey	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2018-09"
9949	neverending wallet chain	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9950	green ribald pentagram bandana of the businessman	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2018-09"
9951	blinking yellow ghostly Jack Frost's skull ring	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-09"
9952	electronics kit	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9953	flavorless bite-sized PB&J with the crusts cut off	1	decent	Last Available: "2018-09"
9954	Jeselnik's therapeutic dorky glasses	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-09"
9955	flame-retardant ponytail clip of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2018-09"
9956	ghostly wizardly paint palette	0		Mysticality: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paint Job", Last Available: "2018-09"
9957	unremarkable duffel bag	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9958	diluted jittery Purple Beast energy drink	1		Last Available: "2018-09"
9959	Sinatra's cosmetic football	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Last Available: "2018-09"
9960	fuchsia baleful dance instructor's shoe ad T-shirt	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2018-09"
9961	nippy pump-up high-tops	0		Cold Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-09"
9962	adjusted nitrogenated green runproof mascara	0		Effect: "Nas Tea", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2018-09"
9963	ghostly very small dress	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9964	careful Annie Oakley's noticeable pumps	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Monster Level: -10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-09"
9965	teal surprisingly capacious handbag	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9966	high-proof lousy upside-down everfull glass	6	???	Last Available: "2018-09"
9967	van key	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9968	huge jam band bootleg	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9969	rosewater-soaked stylish denim jacket	0		Moxie: +25, Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2018-09"
9970	squat curative Socratic ratty knitted cap	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2018-09"
9972	auspicious intimidating chainsaw of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Item Drop: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-09"
9973	perfectly mixed lime green huge party beer bomb	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2018-09"
9974	miniature decent sweet party mix	2	good	Last Available: "2018-09"
9975	diluted party balloon	1		Last Available: "2018-09"
9976	knitted party pants of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Cold Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2018-09"
9977	wholesome party whip of vim and vigor of Gandalf	0		Maximum HP Percent: 60, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Last Available: "2018-09"
9978	Party Planning on a Budget	0		Skill: "Budget Conscious", Last Available: "2018-09"
9979	hand-crafted TRIO cup of beer	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2018-09"
9980	moldy bite-sized party platter for one	1	crappy	Last Available: "2018-09"
9981	pickled blinking Party-in-a-Can&trade;	1		Effect: "Texas Elegance", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2018-09"
9982	skewed pulsating party pup	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9983	greedy party crasher of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Meat Drop: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Party Crash", Last Available: "2018-09"
9984	red Living to Drink, Drinking to Live	0		Last Available: "2018-09", Skill: "Drinking to Drink"
9985	skewed Party Tattoo&trade; gift certificate	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9986	party mouse hat	0		Familiar Weight: +5
9987	fuchsia huge wobbly latte lovers member's mug	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Throw Latte on Opponent", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Offer Latte to Opponent", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Gulp Latte", Last Available: "2018-10"
9988	pulsating latte lovers club card	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-10"
9989	jittery cyan voter registration form	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-11"
9990	&quot;I Voted!&quot; sticker of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-11"
9991	absentee voter ballot	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
9992	twirling snake skin	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
9993	wizardly snakeskin thighboots of bravery	0		Mysticality: +25, Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2018-11"
9994	gravedigger's snakeskin cowboy hat of temperance	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2018-11"
9995	upside-down sinister snakeskin jacket of incineration	0		Spell Damage: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2018-11"
9996	slime glob	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
9997	slime glob	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
9998	slime glob	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
9999	clever crafty healthy slime waders	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Maximum MP: 30, Last Available: "2018-11"
10001	upside-down flame-retardant smelly slime fedora of the glutton	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +1, Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2018-11"
10002	nippy crafty slime knuckles of Leguizamo	0		Maximum MP: +10, Monster Level: +20, Cold Damage: +10, Last Available: "2018-11"
10003	skewed government requisition form	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
10004	miser's reassuring stiffened government-issued slacks	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Spooky Resistance: +1, Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2018-11"
10005	miser's censurious Newton's government-issued eyeshade	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2018-11"
10006	supercharged vibrating government-issued necktie of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Maximum MP Percent: 40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-11"
10007	Jack Frost's mutant arm of the brazier of incineration	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Hot Spell Damage: 75, Last Available: "2018-11"
10008	narrow perfumed resourceful mutant legs of the blizzard	0		Maximum MP: +50, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2018-11"
10009	green Jim Carey's vibrating therapeutic mutant crown	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Monster Level: +25, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2018-11"
10010	stale ghostly ghostly ectoplasm	4	decent	Last Available: "2018-11"
10011	delicious mirror	4	awesome	Last Available: "2018-11"
10012	aged distilled bottle of vodka	5	awesome	Last Available: "2018-11"
10013	stale thick pizza	5	decent	Last Available: "2018-11"
10014	aged weak martini	2	awesome	Last Available: "2018-11"
10015	adequate small cherry pie	2	good	Last Available: "2018-11"
10016	artisanal eggnog	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2018-11"
10017	upside-down glob of undifferentiated tissue	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
10018	big flavorless Hell ramen	5	decent	Last Available: "2018-11"
10019	bad spirit-forward gimlet	5	decent	Last Available: "2018-11"
10020	lousy boozy twice-haunted screwdriver	5	decent	Last Available: "2018-11"
10021	flavorless candy cane	3	decent	Last Available: "2018-12"
10022	high-proof special perfectly mixed runny fermented egg	9	EPIC	Effect: "Mmmmmelon", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2018-12"
10023	spoiled oldcake	3	crappy	Last Available: "2018-12"
10024	toothsome enchanted traditional Crimbo cookie	3	awesome	Effect: "Clean-Shaven", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2023-06"
10025	shaking baleful plastic wild beaver	0		Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2018-12"
10026	deadly plastic reindeer	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Last Available: "2018-12"
10027	spinning frightening plastic Caf&eacute; Elf	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2018-12"
10028	teal plastic orphan of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2018-12"
10029	smooth plastic Abuela Crimbo	0		Moxie: +15, Last Available: "2018-12"
10030	yule pup	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10031	Braindeer	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10032	narrow Crimbo dog sweater	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10033	Sherlock's Herculean pristine walrus tusk	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2018-12"
10034	thick walrus blubber	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10035	olive squat zippy fortified beefcake's Staff of Frozen Lard of Calamity Jane	0		Muscle: +25, Damage Absorption: +60, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2018-12"
10036	bomb	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10037	plastic bazooka	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10038	mooseflank	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10039	stale grilled mooseflank	3	decent	Last Available: "2018-12"
10040	flavorless moosemeat pie	3	decent	Last Available: "2018-12"
10041	brainy balanced antler	0		Mysticality: +5, Last Available: "2018-12"
10042	deadly dam	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Last Available: "2018-12"
10043	hand-crafted beavermouth	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2018-12"
10044	mediocre watered-down beaver punch (papaya)	2	decent	Last Available: "2018-12"
10045	drinkable enchanted beaver punch (peach)	3	good	Effect: "Superhuman Sarcasm", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2018-12"
10046	drinkable pulsating beaver punch (cherry)	3	good	Last Available: "2018-12"
10047	dangerous thinker's Canadian lantern	0		Mysticality: +10, Weapon Damage: +10, Last Available: "2018-12"
10048	blinking muskox-skin cap of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2018-12"
10049	Boxing Day care package	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-12"
10050	enchanted big adequate glass of raw eggs	5	good	Effect: "Glo-Face", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2018-12"
10051	triple-distilled tolerable punch-drunk punch	8	good	Last Available: "2018-12"
10052	denatured tumbling body spradium	1		Last Available: "2018-12"
10053	careful bauxite beret	0		Monster Level: -10, Last Available: "2018-12"
10054	huge bauxite boxers of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2018-12"
10055	bauxite bow-tie of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-12"
10056	Boxing Day Pass	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10057	Kramco Industries packing carton	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-01"
10058	blinking lion tamer's educational Kramco Sausage-o-Matic&trade; of the overflowing toilet of bravery	0		Experience: +1, Experience (familiar): +2, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Resistance: +5, Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2019-01"
10059	twirling sausage casing	0		Last Available: "2019-01"
10060	stale half-sized sausage	2	decent	Last Available: "2019-01"
10061	educational brainy red-hot sausage fork	0		Mysticality: +5, Experience: +1, Last Available: "2019-01"
10062	gray bag of sausage links	0		Last Available: "2019-01"
10063	sausage golem	0		Last Available: "2019-01"
10064	jar of relish	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10065	Toyleporter	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10066	distilled smooth beer	5	awesome	Last Available: "2018-12"
10067	flavorless yule gruel	3	decent	Last Available: "2018-12"
10068	weak mediocre hot watered rum	2	decent	Last Available: "2018-12"
10069	lousy watered-down bottle of Crimbognac	2	decent	Last Available: "2018-12"
10070	rotten half-sized Crimboysters Rockefeller	2	crappy	Last Available: "2018-12"
10071	mixed Crimbeau de toilette	1		Effect: "Insulated Trousers", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2018-12"
10072	Crimbo candle	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10073	Carol of the Bulls	0		Skill: "Carol of the Bulls", Last Available: "2018-12"
10074	Carol of the Bulls (used)	0		Skill: "Carol of the Bulls", Last Available: "2018-12"
10075	ghostly Carol of the Hells	0		Skill: "Carol of the Hells", Last Available: "2018-12"
10076	Carol of the Hells (used)	0		Skill: "Carol of the Hells", Last Available: "2018-12"
10077	green Carol of the Thrills	0		Skill: "Carol of the Thrills", Last Available: "2018-12"
10078	ghostly red Carol of the Thrills (used)	0		Skill: "Carol of the Thrills", Last Available: "2018-12"
10079	upside-down lion tamer's healthy cool Crimbolex watch	0		Moxie: +5, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Experience (familiar): +2, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-12", Nonstackable Watch, Rollover Effect Duration: 100
10080	tumbling Crimbo tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10081	double-paned frightening dog trainer's hand-knitted Crimbo socks	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Spooky Damage: +5, Cold Resistance: +5
10082	hardy savvy chalk chlamys	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Maximum HP: +50, Last Available: "2019-12"
10083	skewed shellacked Da Vinci's chalk chain	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Damage Reduction: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10084	tumbling sharpshooter's grievous chalk chalice	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Last Available: "2019-12"
10085	shaking lime green hardy chalk chinos of bravery	0		Maximum HP: +50, Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2019-12"
10086	occult chalk chapeau of the overflowing toilet	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2019-12"
10087	horrifying clever chalk choker	0		Maximum MP: +20, Spooky Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10088	pickled ghostly chalk chunks	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10089	anodized Vulcanized green blurry candy chalk	0		Effect: "Crimbo Nostalgia", Effect Duration: 60
10090	marble maebari of extreme caution of the boozehound	0		Monster Level: -25, Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2019-12", Thorns: 1
10091	Jim Carey's shellacked marble mantle	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Monster Level: +25, Last Available: "2019-12", Thorns: 1
10092	gray banded marble magnet of the detective	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Item Drop: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12", Thorns: 1
10093	purple upside-down family-friendly marble mignonette bowl of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2019-12", Thorns: 1
10094	quilted marble medallion of the cheetah	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Initiative: +60, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12", Thorns: 1
10095	spinning stiffened arcane researcher's marble mariachi hat	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Damage Reduction: 1, Last Available: "2019-12", Thorns: 1
10096	dried twirling marble molecules	1		Effect: "Memento Moir&eacute;", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2019-12"
10097	galvanized Mallomarbles	0		Effect: "Witch Breaded", Effect Duration: 15
10098	Jack Frost's personal trainer's punching bag	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paraffin Prism", Last Available: "2020-12"
10099	yellow blurry nippy experienced pith helmet	0		Experience: +2, Cold Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paraffin Prism", Last Available: "2020-12"
10100	twirling educational poncho of courage	0		Experience: +1, Spooky Resistance: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paraffin Prism", Last Available: "2020-12"
10101	skewed scandalous nippy pendant	0		Cold Damage: +10, Sleaze Damage: +5, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paraffin Prism", Last Available: "2020-12"
10102	tumbling wholesome beefcake's palazzos	0		Muscle: +25, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paraffin Prism", Last Available: "2020-12"
10103	bouncing Jack Frost's Jim Carey's pseudoaccordion	0		Monster Level: +25, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Song Duration: 5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paraffin Prism", Last Available: "2020-12"
10104	boiled narrow pieces	1		Last Available: "2020-12"
10105	diffused Para-Pop	0		Effect: "Burning Hands", Effect Duration: 28
10106	purple Da Vinci's terra cotta truss of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Experience (Mysticality): +5, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Terra Cotta Army", Last Available: "2020-12"
10107	dangerous terra cotta trousers of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Weapon Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Terra Cotta Army", Last Available: "2020-12"
10108	deadly terra cotta tongs of the sewer	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Stench Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Terra Cotta Army", Last Available: "2020-12"
10109	fuchsia scandalous Tesla terra cotta train	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Terra Cotta Army", Last Available: "2020-12"
10110	rock-hard terra cotta tie tack of Leguizamo	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Monster Level: +20, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Terra Cotta Army", Last Available: "2020-12"
10111	knitted Socratic terra cotta tambourine	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Cold Resistance: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Terra Cotta Army", Last Available: "2020-12"
10112	mixed yellow terra cotta tidbits	1		Last Available: "2020-12"
10113	irradiated moist terra panna cotta	0		Effect: "Quadrilled", Effect Duration: 64
10114	spinning frightening veiny velour voulge	0		Maximum HP: +10, Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2021-12"
10115	dog trainer's velour vambraces of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Experience (familiar): +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10116	zippy smooth velour veil	0		Moxie: +15, Initiative: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10117	reassuring velour viscometer of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10118	arcane researcher's velour valise of the sewer	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Stench Damage: +25, Last Available: "2021-12"
10119	healthy wholesome velour vaqueros	0		Maximum HP Percent: 30, Last Available: "2021-12"
10120	altered mirror velour veneer	1		Last Available: "2021-12"
10121	double-chilled Velougats&trade;	0		Effect: "Saucemastery", Effect Duration: 26
10122	Newton's glass suspenders of the glutton	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Food Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10123	greedy stanky glass shield	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2021-12"
10124	pulsating baleful glass stetson of Leguizamo	0		Spell Damage: +25, Monster Level: +20, Last Available: "2021-12"
10125	gray twirling extremely unsafe boxer's glass spectacles	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10126	Jack Frost's electrified glass shiv	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2021-12"
10127	frosty sharpshooter's glass serape	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2021-12"
10128	distilled twirling glass shards	1		Last Available: "2021-12"
10129	pickled ionized hard candy	0		Effect: "Mer-kinny Flavor", Effect Duration: 44
10130	loofah lumberjack's hat of the blizzard of the early riser	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Adventures: +7, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Loofah Head-Scratch", Last Available: "2022-12"
10131	narrow personal trainer's loofah lei of vim and vigor	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Loofah Lei Lasso", Last Available: "2022-12"
10132	mirror clever arcane researcher's loofah lederhosen	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Maximum MP: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Loofah Hosenzittern", Last Available: "2022-12"
10133	loofah ladle of extreme caution of the glutton	0		Monster Level: -25, Food Drop: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Loofah Stew", Last Available: "2022-12"
10134	fireproof personal trainer's loofah legwarmers	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Hot Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Loofah Leglifts", Last Available: "2022-12"
10135	razor-sharp loofah lavalier of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Loofah Lava", Last Available: "2022-12"
10136	vaporized loofah lumps	1		Effect: "BOOsted", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2022-12"
10137	aerosolized maroon chocolate-covered loofah	0		Effect: "Memory of Attractiveness", Effect Duration: 29
10138	scandalous flagstone flag of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Sleaze Damage: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Flagellate", Last Available: "2022-12"
10139	Usain Bolt's lard-coated flagstone flail	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Initiative: +80, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Flagflog", Last Available: "2022-12"
10140	smelly chaotic flagstone flip-flops	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Flagstone Flap Flip", Last Available: "2022-12"
10141	maroon squat wobbly shaking horrifying educational flagstone fez	0		Experience: +1, Spooky Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Flagstone Fez Ritual", Last Available: "2022-12"
10142	family-friendly flagstone fleece of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Flagstone Fleece Flex", Last Available: "2022-12"
10143	frosty wicked flagstone fringe	0		Spell Damage: +5, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Flagstone Foxtrot", Last Available: "2022-12"
10144	vaporized narrow lime green flagstone flagments	1		Effect: "Full-Body Tan", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2022-12"
10145	anodized super-boiled activated huge Flag by the Foot&trade;	0		Effect: "Abyssal Tears", Effect Duration: 52
10146	elf sleeper agent	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-12"
10147	huge huge red-and-green microcamera	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10148	tumbling squat slick cobbled-together Meat detector	0		Moxie: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-12"
10149	polarized polymerized irradiated mirror tin thermos of chai	0		Effect: "Demonic Taint", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2019-12"
10150	modified yellow prototype stimulant	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10151	blinking tailored vest of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-12"
10152	blurry red sew-on bandage	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10153	lime green really nice net	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10154	huge Newton's elf army poncho	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-12"
10155	snack-sized tasty elf army field rations	2	awesome	Last Available: "2019-12"
10156	gingernade	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10157	miser's discarded bowtie of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Meat Drop: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-12"
10158	drinkable martiny	4	good	Last Available: "2019-12"
10159	tryptophan dart	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10160	quantum pressed galvanized green licorice snake	0		Effect: "Joyful Resolve", Effect Duration: 44
10161	dry virgin jello shot	0		Effect: "Healthy Bronze Glow", Effect Duration: 19
10162	cold-filtered dry activated mutated candy lump	0		Effect: "Wise Spirit", Effect Duration: 62
10163	dry galvanized jittery government-issued candy	0		Effect: "The Living Hitpoints", Effect Duration: 11
10164	dry wobbly Pneumo bar	0		Effect: "Bandersnatched", Effect Duration: 13
10165	huge mint condition Lil' Doctor&trade; bag	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-02"
10166	wicked weightlifter's Lil' Doctor&trade; bag	0		Muscle: +15, Spell Damage: +5, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Otoscope", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Reflex Hammer", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Chest X-Ray", Last Available: "2019-02"
10168	blood bag	0		
10169	flavorless bloodstick	3	decent	
10170	perfectly mixed practically non-alcoholic bottle of Sanguiovese	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	
10171	diet adequate green actual blood sausage	1	good	
10172	mediocre triple-distilled mulled blood	7	decent	
10173	immense spoiled blood snowcone	8	crappy	
10174	special perfectly mixed squat Red Russian	3	EPIC	Effect: "Ginger Snapped", Effect Duration: 25
10175	adequate big blood roll-up	5	good	
10176	smooth weak bottle of blood	2	awesome	
10177	decent half-sized green blood-soaked sponge cake	2	good	
10178	lousy vampagne	4	decent	
10179	decent snack-sized plain snowcone	2	good	
10180	Booke of Vampyric Knowledge	0		
10181	money bag	0		
10182	money bag	0		
10183	money bag	0		
10184	Thwaitgold mosquito statuette	0		
10185	tumbling bucket of Vampyre blood	0		
10186	blood knife	0		Lasts Until Rollover
10187	PirateRealm membership packet	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-04"
10188	spinning PirateRealm guest pass	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10189	double-paned horrifying hale PirateRealm eyepatch	0		Maximum HP: +20, Spooky Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10190	bloody harpoon	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10191	compass	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10192	skull key	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10193	narrow curious anemometer	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10194	Red Roger's flag	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10195	Glass Jack's spyglass	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10196	jittery recursed compass	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10197	tomb-opener	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10198	twirling Red Roger's map	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10199	snack-sized flavorless fancy crabsicle	2	decent	Effect: "This Is Where You're a Viking", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2019-04"
10200	upside-down melty plastic grenade	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10201	lousy bottle of dark rhum	4	decent	Last Available: "2019-04"
10202	smooth bottle of extra-dark rhum	3	awesome	Last Available: "2019-04"
10203	acceptable huge bottle of super-extra-dark rhum	3	good	Last Available: "2019-04"
10204	warmed mirror pirate shaving cream	0		Effect: "Berry Experiential", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2019-04"
10205	baleful conquistador's breastplate of courage	0		Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2019-04"
10206	coward's Tesla pirate pantaloons	0		Monster Level: -20, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2019-04"
10207	mirror [glitch season reward name]	0		
10208	maroon signal fragment	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10209	narrow windicle	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10210	skewed supercharged padded pirate radio ring	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-04"
10211	wobbly Island Drinkin', a Tiki Mixology Odyssey	0		Skill: "Tiki Mixology", Last Available: "2019-04"
10212	immense spoiled pineapple slab	8	crappy	Last Available: "2019-04"
10213	half-sized decent hibiscus petal	2	good	Last Available: "2019-04"
10214	ionized huge mint leaf	0		Effect: "Rainbow Bright", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2019-04"
10215	ghostly cocoa of youth	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10216	compressed ice molecule	1		Effect: "Bread-Lined", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2019-04"
10217	Red Roger's reliquary	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10218	Red Roger's right hand	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10219	Red Roger's left hand	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10220	Red Roger's right foot	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-04"
10221	fuchsia Red Roger's left foot	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-04"
10222	Red Roger's skull	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10223	dehydrated blinking pewter shavings	1		Effect: "Sharpened Sweet Tooth", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2019-04"
10224	Red Roger tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10225	PirateRealm fun-a-log	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10226	miser's plush sea serpent	0		Meat Drop: +10, Monster Level: -100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-04"
10227	yummy jumbo special cyan pirate fork	5	???	Effect: "Cold Throat", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2019-04"
10228	twirling Scurvy and Sobriety Prevention	0		Skill: "Prevent Scurvy and Sobriety", Last Available: "2019-04"
10229	ring	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-04"
10230	huge smooth piratical blunderbuss of Flo-Jo	0		Moxie: +15, Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2019-04"
10231	Usain Bolt's lard-coated PirateRealm party hat of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2019-04"
10232	acceptable mirror Island Landslide	4	good	Last Available: "2019-04"
10233	weak delicious Island Thunderstorm	2	awesome	Last Available: "2019-04"
10234	artisanal Island Hurricane	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2019-04"
10235	acceptable teal Skull Punch	4	good	Last Available: "2019-04"
10236	tolerable fancy bouncing pulsating Electric Punch	4	good	Effect: "Bricked-In", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2019-04"
10237	bad enchanted blurry Smuggler's Punch	3	decent	Effect: "It Tickles!  It Tickles!", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2019-04"
10238	perfectly mixed extra-dry bouncing Scorpion Bowl	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2019-04"
10239	mediocre extra-dry shaking Turtle Bowl	5	decent	Last Available: "2019-04"
10240	tolerable weak maroon Cobra Bowl	2	good	Last Available: "2019-04"
10241	vampyric cloake pattern	0		Free Pull
10242	Jeselnik's nasty curative extremely unsafe vampyric cloake of the cheetah	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Stench Damage: +5, Sleaze Damage: +25, Initiative: +60, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Become a Wolf", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Become a Cloud of Mist", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Become a Bat", Last Available: "2019-03"
10243	plastic pirate hat	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10244	double-pressed blurry one piece of bubble gum	0		Effect: "Dance of the Sugar Fairy", Effect Duration: 32
10245	arcanoferric housing	0		
10246	red intact medium-wave antenna	0		
10247	18-picohertz resonator crystal	0		
10248	pulsating blown-out speaker cone	0		
10249	overloaded short-pulse transistor	0		
10250	Fourth of May Cosplay Saber kit	0		Free Pull
10251	executive flame-wreathed smartaleck's Fourth of May Cosplay Saber	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +40, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Use the Force", Last Available: "2019-05"
10252	ring	0		Single Equip
10253	twirling Thwaitgold nymph statuette	0		
10254	executive Jeselnik's Jack Frost's Van der Graaf supercharged forbidden occult deadly Da Vinci's sage hewn moon-rune spoon of the dark arts	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Experience (Mysticality): +5, Weapon Damage: +5, Spell Damage Percent: 175, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +40, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Alters Page Text, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Dragoon Platoon", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spittoon Monsoon", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Festoon Buffoon", Last Available: "2019-06", Rollover Effect Duration: 50
10255	cartoon harpoon	0		Last Available: "2019-06"
10256	rune-strewn spoon cocoon	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-06"
10257	cyan Beach Comb Box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-07"
10258	Jack Frost's electrified Beach Comb of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Cold Spell Damage: +50, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Beach Combo", Last Available: "2019-07"
10259	grain of sand	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10260	small pile of sand	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10261	pile of sand	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10262	pile of sand	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10263	blue empty hourglass	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10264	green hourglass	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10265	etched hourglass	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10266	diffused blinking magenta seashell	0		Effect: "Blessing of the Stinking Alphredo&trade;", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2019-07"
10267	alkaline blinking cyan seashell	0		Effect: "Violent Night", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2019-07"
10268	tarnished gray seashell	0		Effect: "Charrrming", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2019-07"
10269	energized pulsating seashell	0		Effect: "Heart Aflame", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2019-07"
10270	cold-filtered squat seashell	0		Effect: "Fifty Ways to Bereave Your Lover", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2019-07"
10271	wobbly bunch of sea grapes	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10272	watered-down acceptable bottle of sea wine	2	good	Last Available: "2019-07"
10273	compressed ghostly kelp	1		Effect: "Abominably Slippery", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2019-07"
10274	asbestos-lined chaotic Annie Oakley's Van der Graaf supercharged razor-sharp Da Vinci's driftwood hat of Tarzan of temperance	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Experience (Mysticality): +5, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Hot Resistance: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +5, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-07"
10275	greasy toasty Jim Carey's supercharged wholesome extremely unsafe personal trainer's supercool driftwood pants of bravery	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Monster Level: +25, Hot Damage: +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-07"
10276	gray asbestos-lined fireproof wool horrifying wholesome steel-toed padded smooth driftwood bracelet of incineration	0		Moxie: +15, Damage Absorption: +20, Damage Reduction: 9, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +1, Hot Resistance: 8, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-07"
10277	careful chaotic stylish waders	0		Moxie: +25, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Monster Level: -10, Last Available: "2019-07"
10278	blinking flame-retardant therapeutic strapping spearfish fishing spear	0		Muscle: +5, Hot Resistance: +1, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2019-07"
10279	jittery greasy Jim Carey's brainy rabbitfish fin	0		Mysticality: +5, Monster Level: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-07"
10280	piece of coral	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10281	piece of driftwood	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10282	fuchsia supercharged experienced pirate cutlass of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Experience: +2, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-07"
10283	blinking jittery shellacked weightlifter's tricorn hat of the overflowing toilet	0		Muscle: +15, Damage Reduction: 7, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2019-07"
10284	steel-toed Rosewater's wizardly swash buckle	0		Mysticality: +25, Mysticality Percent: +30, Damage Reduction: 9, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-07"
10285	meteorite fragment	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10286	gray Lo Pan's electrified meteorite earring	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Item Drop: +5, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-07"
10287	ghostly fireproof meteorite necklace of horror of the glutton	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +3, Food Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-07"
10288	upside-down ghostly perfumed Jim Carey's Oprah's meteorite ring	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Monster Level: +25, Stench Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-07"
10289	extra-deionized jittery Finnish Fish	0		Effect: "Sticky Fingers", Effect Duration: 30
10290	double-wet spinning teal chocolate doubloon	0		Effect: "Nightstalkin'", Effect Duration: 29
10291	yellow electrified razor-sharp driftwood beach comb of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-07"
10292	Distant Woods Getaway Brochure	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-08"
10293	stick of firewood	0		Last Available: "2019-08"
10294	up-at-dawn smartaleck's whittled tiara of Gandalf	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2019-08"
10295	auspicious banded whittled shorts of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Damage Absorption: +100, Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2019-08"
10296	friendly deadly Fonzie's whittled flail	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Weapon Damage: +5, Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2019-08"
10297	yellow executive chilly extremely unsafe whittled wand	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Cold Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2019-08"
10298	purple Sherlock's family-friendly frightening whittled flute	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2019-08"
10299	tumbling experienced whittled bear figurine of the bloodbag of the storm	0		Experience: +2, Maximum HP: +100, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-08"
10300	educational whittled owl figurine of the overflowing toilet of the businessman	0		Experience: +1, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Meat Drop: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-08"
10301	lion tamer's dog trainer's whittled fox figurine of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Experience (familiar): 3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-08"
10302	chaotic electrified hardened whittled walking stick	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Item Drop: +5, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2019-08"
10303	fancy spoiled campfire hot dog	3	crappy	Effect: "Hyperoxygenated Blood", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2019-08"
10304	flavorless snack-sized red campfire baked potato	2	decent	Last Available: "2019-08"
10305	fancy immense stale campfire s'more	10	decent	Effect: "Retrograde Relaxation", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2019-08"
10306	stale fuchsia campfire beans	4	decent	Last Available: "2019-08"
10307	moldy twirling campfire stew	3	crappy	Last Available: "2019-08"
10308	campfire coffee	1	good	Last Available: "2019-08"
10309	moist leftover chocolate bar	0		Effect: "Swordholder", Effect Duration: 66
10310	rare Meat isotope	0		
10311	mirror burnt stick	0		Last Available: "2019-08"
10312	bundle of firewood	0		Last Available: "2019-08"
10313	blurry mirror olive campfire smoke	0		
10314	squat twirling Murgatroyd diode	0		
10315	signal receiver	0		
10316	space shield	0		
10317	signal jammer	0		Single Equip
10318	maroon low-pressure oxygen tank	0		Single Equip
10319	Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette	0		
10320	flavorless space chowder	4	decent	
10321	artisanal blurry space wine	4	EPIC	
10322	blurry The Imploded World	0		Skill: "Implode Universe"
10323	packaged Pocket Professor	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-09"
10324	Pocket Professor memory chip	0		
10325	Law of Averages	0		
10332	Unopened Eight Days a Week Pill Keeper	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-10"
10333	Annie Oakley's vibrating Eight Days a Week Pill Keeper of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Avoid Attack: 1, Last Available: "2019-10"
10334	narrow unopened diabolic pizza cube box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-11"
10335	mirror diabolic pizza cube	0		Last Available: "2019-11"
10336	diabolic pizza	3	???	Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-11"
10337	bland bu&ntilde;uelos Jaliscos	4	decent	Last Available: "2019-12"
10338	flavorless flan del mar	4	decent	Last Available: "2019-12"
10339	flavorless Baja sopapilla	3	decent	Last Available: "2019-12"
10340	experienced plastic Mer-kin baker	0		Experience: +2, Last Available: "2019-12"
10341	zippy plastic sea elf	0		Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2019-12"
10342	Fonzie's plastic yuleviathan	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Last Available: "2019-12"
10343	tumbling plastic dolphin &quot;orphan&quot; of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10344	plastic Dolph Bossin of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Last Available: "2019-12"
10345	teal red-spotted snapper roe	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-12"
10346	yummy mana-coated yams	3	awesome	Last Available: "2019-11"
10347	miniature spoiled mana-basted tofurkey leg	2	crappy	Last Available: "2019-11"
10348	spoiled mana-fortified cranberry sauce	3	crappy	Last Available: "2019-11"
10349	gigantic yummy spinning mana-stuffed herbal stuffing	10	awesome	Last Available: "2019-11"
10350	blurry human musk	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10351	colloidal olive patch of extra-warm fur	0		Effect: "Stimulated Brain", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2019-12"
10352	dehydrated industrial lubricant	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10353	super-electrified diffused yellow narrow unfinished pleasure	0		Effect: "Spiro Gyro", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2019-12"
10354	mixed purple huge squat vial of humanoid growth hormone	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10355	dehydrated twirling a bug's lymph	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10356	adjusted maroon organic potpourri	0		Effect: "Strong Grip", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2019-12"
10357	acceptable high-proof yellow boot flask	6	good	Last Available: "2019-12"
10358	irradiated infernal snowball	0		Effect: "Little Mouse Skull Buddy", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2019-12"
10359	madness	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10360	vaporized fish sauce	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10361	spoiled low-calorie spinning guffin	1	crappy	Last Available: "2019-12"
10362	compressed shaking tumbling Shantix&trade;	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10363	goodberry	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10364	modified non-Euclidean angle	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10365	nitrogenated aerosolized extra-activated twirling cyan peppermint syrup	0		Effect: "Elemental Flavor", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2019-12"
10366	unsweetened yellow Mer-kin eyedrops	0		Effect: "Leash of Linguini", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2019-12"
10367	liquefied double-quantum extra-strength goo	0		Effect: "Winning Smile", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2019-12"
10368	envelope full of Meat	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10369	distilled mirror livid energy	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10370	micronova	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10371	modified beggin' cologne	1		Effect: "Putting the Pro in Proletariat", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2019-12"
10372	pulsating wool studded oxygenated eggnog helmet	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Cold Resistance: +1, Adventure Underwater, Last Available: "2019-12"
10373	red hand-knitted diving booties	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10374	twirling peppermint harpoon gun	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10375	activated activated triple-polarized yellow concentrated fish broth	0		Effect: "Strawberry Alarm", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2019-12"
10376	enhanced jittery liquid SONAR	0		Effect: "Patched In", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2019-12"
10377	huge map to Dolph Bossin's hideout	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-12"
10378	Dolph Bossin's charity note	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-12"
10379	sizzling steel-toed supercool Dolph Bossin's Crimbo hat	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Damage Reduction: 9, Hot Damage: +10, Last Available: "2019-12"
10380	The Spirit of Giving	0		Skill: "The Spirit of Taking", Last Available: "2019-12"
10381	tumbling The Spirit of Giving (used)	0		Skill: "The Spirit of Taking", Last Available: "2019-12"
10382	teal Crimbo Factory surprise box	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10383	upside-down soggy gingerbread chunk	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10384	concentrated pickled olive salty gumdrop	0		Effect: "Little Mouse Skull Buddy", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2019-12"
10385	squat tumbling clever ribbon candy ascot of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Maximum MP: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10386	moist Crimbo spices	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10387	intact anemone spike	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10388	blinking squat Tesla anemoney clip	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10389	runny icing	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10390	dehydrated bouncing super-sweet fish goo (spoiled)	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10391	huge medical-grade curative sage icing poncho	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, HP Regen Min: 10, HP Regen Max: 15, Last Available: "2019-12"
10392	blinking pulsating Mer-kin cookiestove	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10393	dry twirling glob of salty molasses	0		Effect: "You're Rubber", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2019-12"
10394	Lo Pan's deadly Mer-kin rollpin	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Last Available: "2019-12"
10395	personalizable gingerbread cookie	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10396	tinsel fin	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10397	super-sized delicious bowl of mernudo	5	awesome	Last Available: "2019-12"
10398	triple-distilled bad bouncing fishelada	8	decent	Last Available: "2019-12"
10399	toothsome bite-sized mirror ojo de pez burrito	1	awesome	Last Available: "2019-12"
10400	waterlogged wood	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10401	squat waterlogged cloth	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10402	waterlogged stuffing	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10403	waterlogged	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10404	huge waterlogged	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10405	Rosewater's nutcracker hat of mayonnaise	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2019-12"
10406	smartaleck's nutcracker waistcoat	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2019-12"
10407	Van der Graaf nutcracker pants of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2019-12"
10408	gravedigger's wizardly nutcracker boots	0		Mysticality: +25, Spooky Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10409	horrifying beefy nutcracker sword	0		Muscle: +10, Spooky Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10410	bouncing manspreader's sharpshooter's nutcracker drumstick	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Monster Level: +10, Last Available: "2019-12"
10411	cyan Van der Graaf nutcracker beard of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10412	hale boxer's nutcracker cape	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Maximum HP: +20, Last Available: "2019-12"
10413	Oprah's nutcracker epaulets of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10414	nutcracker figurine	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10415	decent enchanted salt plum	4	good	Effect: "Hare-o-dynamic", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2019-12"
10416	peppermint eel sauce	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10417	moldy and bean	4	crappy	Last Available: "2019-12"
10418	wobbly mirror avaricious censurious kelp-holly gun of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2019-12"
10419	chaotic weightlifter's Yuleviathan necklace	0		Muscle: +15, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10420	strapping peppermint spine of the dark arts	0		Muscle: +5, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2019-12"
10421	jittery blurry educational soggy elf shoes of Flo-Jo	0		Experience: +1, Initiative: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10422	shaking upside-down scorching beefy Crimbylow-rise jeans	0		Muscle: +10, Hot Damage: +25, Last Available: "2019-12"
10423	ribald smartaleck's kelp-holly drape	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Sleaze Damage: +10, Last Available: "2019-12"
10424	skewed auspicious grievous Newton's Staff of the Peppermint Twist of the cheetah	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Item Drop: +10, Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2019-12"
10425	spoiled tempura and bean	3	crappy	Last Available: "2019-12"
10426	watered-down tolerable squat salt plum sake	2	good	Last Available: "2019-12"
10427	vacuum-sealed pressurized potion of possessiveness	0		Effect: "Trash-Wrapped", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2019-12"
10428	ionized almond	0		Effect: "Influence of Sphere", Effect Duration: 48
10429	triple-wet quadruple-denatured tumbling handful of mixed nuts	0		Effect: "Slightly Larger Than Usual", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2019-12"
10430	nutcracking pliers	0		
10431	shaking Retrospecs try-at-home kit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-01"
10432	Usain Bolt's Retrospecs of the blizzard of the glutton	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Food Drop: +100, Initiative: +80, Single Equip, Free Pull, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Detect Weakness", Last Available: "2020-01"
10433	unopened Bird-a-Day calendar	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-01"
10434	squat ghostly Bird-a-Day calendar	0		Last Available: "2020-01"
10437	mint-in-box Powerful Glove	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-02"
10438	teal reassuring electrified arcane researcher's supercool wizardly Powerful Glove	0		Mysticality: +25, Moxie Percent: +20, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Spooky Resistance: +1, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Replace Enemy", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Shrink Enemy", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Invisible Avatar", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Triple Size", Last Available: "2020-02"
10439	enhanced signal receiver	0		
10440	status cymbal	0		Last Available: "2020-02"
10441	quilted baleful dangerous Drip harness	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Spell Damage: +25, Damage Absorption: +40
10442	sinister drippy truncheon	0		Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
10443	Driplet	0		
10444	upside-down blue drippy snail shell	0		
10445	normal fuchsia drippy nugget	3	drippy	
10446	fancy smooth teal glass of drippy wine	4	drippy	Effect: "Got Your Boots On", Effect Duration: 50
10447	stale drippy caviar	4	drippy	
10448	bite-sized decent drippy plum(?)	1	drippy	
10449	pulsating drippy stake of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50, Single Equip
10450	The Eye of the Thing in the Basement	0		
10451	drippy khakis	0		Drippy Resistance: +5
10452	huge drippy shield	0		Drippy Resistance: +10
10453	jittery The Fingernail of the Thing in the Basement	0		
10454	coin	0		
10455	mushroom	0		
10456	cyan deluxe mushroom	0		
10457	super deluxe mushroom	0		
10458	denatured bouncing fizzy soda	0		Effect: "Initiative and Let Die", Effect Duration: 31
10459	colloidal mirror healthy juice	0		Effect: "Grumpy and Ornery", Effect Duration: 34
10460	hammer	0		Plumber Power: 1, Plumber Stat: "Muscle"
10461	hammer	0		Plumber Power: 2, Plumber Stat: "Muscle"
10462	fire flower	0		Plumber Power: 1, Plumber Stat: "Mysticality"
10463	bouncing bonfire flower	0		Plumber Power: 2, Plumber Stat: "Mysticality"
10464	work boots	0		Single Equip, Plumber Power: 1, Plumber Stat: "Moxie"
10465	huge boots	0		Single Equip, Plumber Power: 2, Plumber Stat: "Moxie"
10466	Sinatra's cape	0		Experience (Moxie): +5
10467	miser's double-paned back shell	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +10
10468	spiky back shell	0		Thorns: 1
10469	power pants	0		Maximum PP: +1
10470	mirror Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette	0		
10471	Plumber's Union Handbook	0		
10472	educational bony back shell	0		Experience: +1
10473	frosty button	0		Single Equip
10474	galvanized wobbly blooper ink	0		Effect: "Flaming Weapon", Effect Duration: 28
10475	twirling jittery coin	0		
10476	rubber doll head	0		
10477	rubber doll body	0		
10478	plastic doll arms	0		
10479	shaking plastic doll legs	0		
10480	rubber baby doll	0		Damage Aura: 1
10481	Better Shrooms and Gardens catalog	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-03"
10482	packet of mushroom spores	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10483	free-range mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10484	plump free-range mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10485	spinning green bulky free-range mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10486	blue free-range mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10487	tumbling immense free-range mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10488	colossal free-range mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10489	small decent mushroom filet	2	good	Last Available: "2020-03"
10490	blurry mushroom slab	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10491	dehydrated mushroom tea	1		Last Available: "2020-03"
10492	drinkable irresponsibly strong mushroom whiskey	7	good	Last Available: "2020-03"
10493	upside-down Jack Frost's mushroom cap of the sewer of the detective	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Stench Damage: +25, Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2020-03"
10494	olive perfumed friendly occult cool mushroom shield	0		Moxie: +5, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Familiar Weight: +3, Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2020-03"
10495	horrifying sinister Da Vinci's Herculean mushroom pants	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Experience (Mysticality): +5, Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Damage: +25, Last Available: "2020-03"
10496	rosewater-soaked Temple Grandin's razor-sharp boxer's mushroom badge	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Familiar Weight: +7, Stench Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-03"
10497	upside-down house-sized mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10498	pristine piranha seed	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10499	bouncing plastic piranha pot	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10500	energized fuchsia piranha pollen	0		Effect: "Fungal Flamb&eacute;", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2020-03"
10501	spinning plumber's boots	0		Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Plumber Jump"
10502	sinistral homunculus	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-04"
10503	Newton's kettle bell	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Last Available: "2020-04"
10504	boxer's glued-together crystal ball	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Last Available: "2020-04"
10505	squat skewed twirling beefcake's martini dregs	0		Muscle: +25, Last Available: "2020-04"
10506	scandalous flickering flashlight	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Last Available: "2020-04"
10507	gray wizardly crumbling rabbit's foot	0		Mysticality: +25, Last Available: "2020-04"
10508	gray wobbly Tesla outmoded fidget toy	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2020-04"
10509	manspreader's flimsy ski pole	0		Monster Level: +10, Last Available: "2020-04"
10510	tumbling discarded finger painting of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Last Available: "2020-04"
10511	skewed supercharged pizza box	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2020-04"
10512	dog trainer's chipped coffee mug of horror	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2020-04"
10513	Left-Hand Man action figure of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2020-04"
10514	drippy seed	0		
10515	drippy grub	0		
10516	drippy bezoar	0		
10517	narrow Drip Institute petri dish	0		
10518	drippy ichor	0		
10519	drippy enzyme	0		
10520	drippy salt	0		
10521	drippy pigment	0		
10522	drippy bromide	0		
10523	blurry drippy flux	0		
10524	skewed gray drippy stein	0		
10525	boozy drinkable drippy pilsner	5	drippy	
10526	pulsating drippy staff	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Drip Blast"
10528	drippy orb	0		
10529	lustrous drippy orb	0		
10530	savvy gory drippy orb	0		Mysticality Percent: +20
10531	blue annealed drippy orb	0		Drippy Resistance: +5
10532	cyan Guzzlr application	0		Free Pull
10533	skewed yellow knitted Tesla Guzzlr tablet	0		Cold Resistance: +3, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2020-05"
10534	ghostly Guzzlr cocktail set	0		Last Available: "2020-05"
10535	narrow Guzzlrbuck	0		Last Available: "2020-05"
10536	Guzzlr hat	0		Last Available: "2020-05"
10537	Guzzlr shoes	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-05"
10538	Guzzlr pants	0		Last Available: "2020-05"
10539	energetic Guzzlr souvenir stein	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2020-05"
10540	Guzzlr tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2020-05"
10541	acceptable Ghiaccio Colada	3	good	Last Available: "2020-05"
10542	mediocre watered-down wobbly Sourfinger	2	decent	Last Available: "2020-05"
10543	perfectly mixed Nog-on-the-Cob	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2020-05"
10544	drinkable Steamboat	3	good	Last Available: "2020-05"
10545	aged Buttery Boy	4	awesome	Last Available: "2020-05"
10546	skewed Never Don't Stop Not Striving	0		Skill: "Always Never Not Guzzling", Last Available: "2020-05"
10547	asbestos-lined lion tamer's clown car key	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2020-08"
10548	rosewater-soaked electrified banded batting cage key	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Stench Resistance: +3, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2020-08"
10549	careful Annie Oakley's aqu&iacute; of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Monster Level: -10, Last Available: "2020-08"
10550	friendly vibrating brawny knob labinet key	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2020-08"
10551	avaricious toasty weremoose key of the glutton	0		Hot Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +30, Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2020-08"
10552	greedy peg key	0		Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2020-08"
10553	wobbly green padded kekekey	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Last Available: "2020-08"
10554	rabbit's foot key of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2020-08"
10555	manspreader's boxer's knob shaft skate key	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Monster Level: +10, Last Available: "2020-08"
10556	skewed padded personal trainer's ice key of the blizzard	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Damage Absorption: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2020-08"
10557	wobbly stanky anchovy can key	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2020-08"
10558	bouncing healthy cactus key of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Maximum HP: +100, Last Available: "2020-08"
10559	tumbling friendly quilted f'c'le sh'c'le k'y	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2020-08"
10560	olive zippy nasty treasure chest key	0		Stench Damage: +5, Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2020-08"
10561	ghostly tumbling Jack Frost's healthy demonic key	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2020-08"
10562	mirror Jim Carey's key sausage	0		Monster Level: +25, Last Available: "2020-08"
10563	hardy knob treasury key of the storm	0		Maximum HP: +50, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2020-08"
10564	Usain Bolt's Annie Oakley's wicked scrap key	0		Spell Damage: +5, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2020-08"
10565	miser's rose key of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2020-08"
10566	fortified music box key	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Last Available: "2020-08"
10567	greedy shellacked actual skeleton key	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2020-08"
10568	blinking dog trainer's fortified strapping deep-fried key	0		Muscle: +5, Damage Absorption: +60, Experience (familiar): +1, Last Available: "2020-08"
10569	auspicious discarded bike lock key of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2020-08"
10570	Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette	0		
10571	squat Manual of Lock Picking	0		Skill: "Lock Picking", Last Available: "2020-08"
10572	altered marshroom	0		Effect: "Sugary Tongue", Effect Duration: 59
10573	bag of Iunion stones	0		Free Pull
10574	Iunion Crown	0		Last Available: "2020-06"
10575	drippy candy bar	0		
10576	unsweetened aerosolized salty drippy candy bar	0		Effect: "Boilermade", Effect Duration: 42
10577	oxidized colloidal writhing drippy candy bar	0		Effect: "Piratastic", Effect Duration: 56
10578	extra-denatured super-adjusted maroon gooey drippy candy bar	0		Effect: "Wistfully Nostalgic", Effect Duration: 13
10579	pulsating baby camelCalf	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-07"
10580	dromedary drinking helmet	0		
10581	packaged SpinMaster&trade; lathe	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-08"
10582	SpinMaster&trade; lathe	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10583	flimsy hardwood scraps	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10584	Tesla Da Vinci's birch battery	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-08"
10585	Socratic stylish ebony epee	0		Moxie: +25, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Item Drop: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Disarming Thrust", Last Available: "2020-08"
10586	tumbling friendly weeping willow wand of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Familiar Weight: +3, Item Drop: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Barrage of Tears", Last Available: "2020-08"
10587	shaking smooth beechwood blowgun of the dark arts	0		Moxie: +15, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Item Drop: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Poison Dart", Last Available: "2020-08"
10588	stanky cool maple magnet of mayonnaise	0		Moxie: +5, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-08"
10589	Dreadsylvanian hemlock	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10590	ruddy extremely unsafe Herculean hemlock helm	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2020-08"
10591	sweaty balsam	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10592	stanky electrified balsam barrel of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +25, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2020-08"
10593	redwood	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10594	chilled triple-galvanized triple-polarized redwood rain stick	0		Effect: "Stop the Presses!", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2020-08"
10595	gray purpleheart logs	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10596	shaking blue forbidden wicked purpleheart &quot;pants&quot; of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Spell Damage: +5, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2020-08"
10597	wormwood stick	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10598	squat prompt inspector's manspreader's stiffened dance instructor's wormwood wedding ring	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Damage Reduction: 1, Monster Level: +10, Item Drop: +15, Adventures: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-08"
10599	upside-down Dripwood slab	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10600	bouncing drippy diadem	0		Drippy Resistance: +15, Last Available: "2020-08"
10601	Thwaitgold slug statuette	0		
10602	squat bouncing ert grey goo ring of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3
10603	blinking ghostly fistful of wood shavings	0		
10604	Yeg's Motel ashtray	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10605	mirror Yeg's Motel alarm clock	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10606	dry lime green Yeg's Motel toothbrush	0		Effect: "Chain Chain Chains", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2020-09"
10607	warmed electrified quadruple-flattened Yeg's Motel hand soap	0		Effect: "Bloody-minded", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2020-09"
10608	Yeg's Motel sewing kit	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10609	moldy Yeg's Motel pillow mint	3	crappy	Last Available: "2020-09"
10610	Yeg's Motel disposable razor	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10611	tarnished nitrogenated Yeg's Motel mouthwash	0		Effect: "Alpine Mintiness", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2020-09"
10612	scandalous frosty Yeg's Motel shower cap	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Damage: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-09"
10613	miser's grievous Yeg's Motel bathrobe	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Meat Drop: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-09"
10614	mansplainer's Yeg's Motel slippers of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Monster Level: +15, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-09"
10615	Yeg's Motel stationery	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10616	Yeg's Motel minibar key	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10617	sizzling desk bell	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10618	frost-rimed desk bell	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10619	uncanny desk bell	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10620	nasty desk bell	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10621	greasy desk bell	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10622	chess set	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10623	onyx king	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10624	shaking twirling fuchsia onyx queen	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10625	onyx rook	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10626	onyx bishop	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10627	onyx knight	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10628	onyx pawn	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10629	alabaster king	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10630	alabaster queen	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10631	alabaster rook	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10632	shaking alabaster bishop	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10633	alabaster knight	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10634	alabaster pawn	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10635	bagged Cargo Cultist Shorts	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-09"
10636	twirling bouncing auspicious Jim Carey's sharpshooter's dance instructor's Cargo Cultist Shorts	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Monster Level: +25, Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2020-09"
10637	complicated device	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10638	mediocre jittery flask of moonshine	4	decent	Last Available: "2020-09"
10639	Lo Pan's rosy-cheeked sea-worn candlestick of Gandalf	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Spell Critical Percent: 50, Last Available: "2020-09"
10640	Universal Seasoning	0		
10641	pressed bouncing squat squat null-day exploit	0		Effect: "Amorous Avarice", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2025-12"
10642	flame orb	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10643	decent miniature ghostly chocolate chip muffin	2	good	
10644	bouncing Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-10"
10645	Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium (well-read)	0		Last Available: "2020-10"
10646	blinking packaged knock-off retro superhero cape	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-11"
10647	Vampire Slicer trench cape	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Maximum HP: +50, Hot Resistance: +3, Cold Resistance: +3, Spooky Resistance: +3, Stench Resistance: +3, Sleaze Resistance: +3
10648	box o' ghosts	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-12"
10649	gregarious ghostling	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-12"
10650	grinning ghostling	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-12"
10651	lime green greedy ghostling	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-12"
10652	shaking subscription cocoa dispenser	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10653	energized tarnished shaking blinking fortifying hot cocoa	0		Effect: "Fungal Flamb&eacute;", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2020-12"
10654	moist nitrogenated boiling hot cocoa	0		Effect: "Christmessy", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2020-12"
10655	extra-corrupted cool hot cocoa	0		Effect: "Minerva's Zen", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2020-12"
10656	magnetized double-polarized overly-fancy hot cocoa	0		Effect: "Scrappy, Shadowy", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2020-12"
10657	polymerized corrupted deionized hot cocoa au beurre	0		Effect: "Salty Mouth", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2020-12"
10658	polymerized Vulcanized moist jittery hot cocoa with rainbow marshmallows	0		Effect: "Human-Constellation Hybrid", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2020-12"
10659	blue Book of Old-Timey Carols of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Last Available: "2020-12"
10660	olive quilted Crimbo smile	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Last Available: "2020-12"
10661	supercharged SalesCo sample kit	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2020-12"
10662	diffused quantum shaking huge candy harmonica	0		Effect: "Stregngth of the Gnome", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2020-12"
10663	adjusted cyan blurry sugar	0		Effect: "Broken Bone Nubs", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2020-12"
10664	moist multi-level marzipan	0		Effect: "Sleazy Hands", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2020-12"
10665	cool plastic Crimbo caroler	0		Moxie: +5, Last Available: "2020-12"
10666	plastic multi-level marketer of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Last Available: "2020-12"
10667	weightlifter's plastic Crimbo cheer	0		Muscle: +15, Last Available: "2020-12"
10668	blurry upside-down mansplainer's plastic Mirth	0		Monster Level: +15, Last Available: "2020-12"
10669	purple plastic Penny of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Last Available: "2020-12"
10670	mirror blinking overflowing gift basket	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10671	personalized wassail stein	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10672	tabletop candy dispenser	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10673	squat crafty neck wreath	0		Maximum MP: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10674	narrow sinister shining star cap	0		Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2020-12"
10675	green auspicious nativity shorts	0		Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2020-12"
10676	medical-grade rosy-cheeked myrrh pouch	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10677	savvy frankincenser of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Mysticality Percent: +20, Last Available: "2020-12"
10678	stanky gilded trumpet of temperance	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10679	friendly &quot;reusable&quot; grocery bag	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-12"
10680	inspector's wine carrier	0		Item Drop: +15, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-12"
10681	gray candy bucket of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-12"
10682	activated denatured prescription teeth whitener	0		Effect: "Mathematically Precise", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2020-12"
10683	corrupted corrupted mirror imported lemon lozenge	0		Effect: "Abominably Slippery", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2020-12"
10684	deionized colloidal tumbling hermedisiac cologne	0		Effect: "Enraged", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2020-12"
10685	government food shipment	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10686	government booze shipment	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10687	yellow government candy shipment	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10688	blinking Crimbo Cheer tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10689	squat Crimbo Carol tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10690	huge Crimbo Commerce tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10691	food drive button	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10692	booze drive button	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10693	candy drive button	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10694	food mailing list	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10695	booze mailing list	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10696	candy mailing list	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10697	double-paned Jack Frost's fruit bat	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Cold Resistance: +5, Class: "Seal Clubber", Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10698	boxer's tinsel orb of Flo-Jo	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Initiative: +100, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Last Available: "2020-12"
10699	zippy electrified snowpack	0		Initiative: +20, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Class: "Pastamancer", Last Available: "2020-12"
10700	jittery pulsating careful dangerous Satan hat	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Monster Level: -10, Class: "Sauceror", Last Available: "2020-12"
10701	asbestos-lined educational Crimbo stockings	0		Experience: +1, Hot Resistance: +5, Class: "Disco Bandit", Last Available: "2020-12"
10702	narrow Sinatra's educational poncho de azucar	0		Experience: +1, Experience (Moxie): +5, Class: "Accordion Thief", Last Available: "2020-12"
10703	blinking The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1	0		Skill: "Long Winter's Nap", Last Available: "2020-12"
10704	purple The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 (used)	0		Skill: "Long Winter's Nap", Last Available: "2020-12"
10705	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2	0		Skill: "Bowl Full of Jelly", Last Available: "2020-12"
10706	maroon tumbling The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 (used)	0		Skill: "Bowl Full of Jelly", Last Available: "2020-12"
10707	olive The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3	0		Skill: "Ashes and Soot", Last Available: "2020-12"
10708	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3 (used)	0		Skill: "Ashes and Soot", Last Available: "2020-12"
10709	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4	0		Skill: "Eye and a Twist", Last Available: "2020-12"
10710	shaking The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used)	0		Skill: "Eye and a Twist", Last Available: "2020-12"
10711	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5	0		Skill: "Dimples, How Merry!", Last Available: "2020-12"
10712	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 (used)	0		Skill: "Dimples, How Merry!", Last Available: "2020-12"
10713	red The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6	0		Skill: "Chubby and Plump", Last Available: "2020-12"
10714	blurry The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 (used)	0		Skill: "Chubby and Plump", Last Available: "2020-12"
10715	stale and pepper (stale)	4	decent	Last Available: "2020-12"
10716	watered-down hand-crafted cranberry margarita (brackish)	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2020-12"
10717	fuzzy polar bear ears	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Experience (Muscle): +3, Last Available: "2020-12"
10718	purple nose	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Last Available: "2020-12"
10719	jittery goose mask	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Experience (Moxie): +3, Last Available: "2020-12"
10720	watered-down perfectly mixed skewed barrel-aged eggnog	2	super ultra EPIC	Last Available: "2020-12"
10721	diet adequate blurry hand-crafted candy cane	1	good	Last Available: "2020-12"
10722	flavorless olive drive-thru burger	4	decent	Last Available: "2020-12"
10723	lousy Boulevardier cocktail	4	decent	Last Available: "2020-12"
10724	improved quadruple-corrupted Hotwire&trade; brand candy rope	0		Effect: "Blessing of Squirtlcthulli", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2020-12"
10725	decent bowl full of jelly	4	good	Last Available: "2020-12"
10726	mediocre Eye and a Twist	3	decent	Last Available: "2020-12"
10727	enhanced Chubby and Plump bar	0		Effect: "Hip to Be Square Dancin'", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2020-12"
10728	upside-down digibritches	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
10729	packaged crystal ball	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-01"
10730	purple crystal ball	0		Initiative: +50, Last Available: "2021-01", Item Drop (sporadic): +25
10731	gray fresh can of paint	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-12"
10732	fresh coat of paint	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10733	emotion chip	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-02", Skill: "Emotionally Chipped"
10734	huge spinal-fluid-covered emotion chip	0		Last Available: "2021-02", Skill: "Emotionally Chipped"
10735	pulsating jittery robo-battery	0		
10736	Thwaitgold listening bug statuette	0		
10737	power seed	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-03"
10738	potted power plant	0		Last Available: "2021-03"
10739	alkaline ionized extra-magnetized cyan battery (AAA)	0		Effect: "Red Misty-Eyed", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2021-03"
10740	denatured shaking battery (AA)	0		Effect: "Virgo Rising", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2021-03"
10741	warmed narrow gray battery (D)	0		Effect: "Fury of the Bells", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2021-03"
10742	oxidized deionized irradiated battery (9-Volt)	0		Effect: "Fancy Feasted", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2021-03"
10743	altered battery (lantern)	0		Effect: "Liquid Luck", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2021-03"
10744	altered alkaline red battery (car)	0		Effect: "Punchy, Murdery", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2021-03"
10745	pulsating huge cryptocloak	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
10746	marshmallow	0		
10747	practically non-alcoholic tolerable yellow marshmallow bomb	1	good	Last Available: "2021-03"
10748	packaged backup camera	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-04"
10749	backup camera	0		Maximum HP / MP: +20, Meat Drop: +50, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Back-Up to your Last Enemy", Last Available: "2021-04"
10750	upside-down shortest-order cook	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-05"
10751	teal plate	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10752	enhanced upside-down mirror short beer	0		Effect: "Billiards Belligerence", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2021-05"
10753	polarized dry short stack of pancakes	0		Effect: "Irresistible Resolve", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2021-05"
10754	modified Vulcanized upside-down spinning short stick of butter	0		Effect: "Uncaged Power", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2021-05"
10755	tarnished short glass of water	0		Effect: "Twenty-three Squid, Ew", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2021-05"
10756	ionized moist blinking short	0		Effect: "Cockroach Scurry", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2021-05"
10757	Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette	0		
10758	jittery quantum of familiar	0		
10759	tumbling hardened familiar scrapbook of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Damage Reduction: 3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Show Your Boring Familiar Pictures", Last Available: "2021-06"
10760	packaged familiar scrapbook	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-06"
10761	tumbling clan underground fireworks shop	0		Last Available: "2021-07"
10762	scorching savvy fedora-mounted fountain of the cheetah	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Hot Damage: +25, Initiative: +60, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-07"
10763	wobbly Usain Bolt's executive greasy sombrero-mounted sparkler	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +40, Initiative: +80, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-07"
10764	spinning dog trainer's Jim Carey's porkpie-mounted popper of the sweet-tooth	0		Monster Level: +25, Experience (familiar): +1, Candy Drop: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-07"
10765	jittery rocket	0		Last Available: "2021-07"
10766	huge rocket	0		Last Available: "2021-07"
10767	spinning rocket	0		Last Available: "2021-07"
10768	adequate fire crackers	3	good	Last Available: "2021-07"
10769	Arr, M80	0		Last Available: "2021-07"
10770	Temple Grandin's Catherine Wheel of the cheetah	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Initiative: +60, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-07"
10771	inspector's electrified rocket boots	0		Item Drop: +15, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-07"
10772	lightning-fast deadly sparkler	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Initiative: +40, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-07"
10773	Our Daily Candles&trade; order form	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-08"
10774	pickled Scent of a Human&trade; candle	0		Effect: "Spore-Wreathed", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2021-08"
10775	quantum The Beast Within&trade; candle	0		Effect: "Educated (Sorta)", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2021-08"
10776	quadruple-deionized Salsa Caliente&trade; candle	0		Effect: "Bananas!", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2021-08"
10777	improved shaking Smoldering Clover&trade; candle	0		Effect: "Cravin' for a Ravin'", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2021-08"
10778	colloidal quadruple-flattened Napalm In The Morning&trade; candle	0		Effect: "Human-Humanoid Hybrid", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2021-08"
10779	nasty extra-large utility candle of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Stench Damage: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-08"
10780	red runed taper candle of bravery of temperance	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-08"
10781	sinister educational novelty sparkling candle of the blizzard	0		Experience: +1, Spell Damage: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-08"
10782	resourceful experienced Abracandalabra	0		Experience: +2, Maximum MP: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-08"
10783	dog trainer's extra-wide head candle of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Experience (familiar): +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-08"
10784	extra-improved natural magick candle	0		Effect: "Egg Burps", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2021-08"
10785	nitrogenated dry rainbow glitter candle	0		Effect: "Power Ballad of the Arrowsmith", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2021-08"
10786	deionized warmed banana candle	0		Effect: "Boon of the Storm Tortoise", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2021-08"
10787	denatured enhanced blinking ear candle	0		Effect: "Space Cowboy", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2021-08"
10788	magnetized colloidal ghostly votive of confidence	0		Effect: "Good Karma", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2021-08"
10789	aromatic water candle	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Water: 3, Lasts Until Rollover
10790	B. L. A. R. T. of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "B. L. A. R. T. Spray (narrow)", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "B. L. A. R. T. Spray (medium)", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "B. L. A. R. T. Spray (wide)"
10791	Thwaitgold fire beetle statuette	0		
10792	empty nacho cheese can	0		Water: 1
10793	literal bucket hat	0		Water: 5
10794	rainproof barrel caulk	0		
10795	yellow squat pump grease	0		
10796	packaged industrial fire extinguisher	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-09"
10797	squat Van der Graaf deadly beefcake's industrial fire extinguisher of the scaredy-cat of the brazier of incineration	0		Muscle: +25, Weapon Damage: +5, Monster Level: -15, Hot Spell Damage: 75, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Foam 'em Up", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Polar Vortex", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Foam Yourself", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Blast the Area", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Zone Specific", Last Available: "2021-09"
10798	yellow The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells	0		Skill: "Dead Nostrils", Last Available: "2021-08"
10799	bouncing The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells (read)	0		Skill: "Dead Nostrils", Last Available: "2021-08"
10800	1950 Vampire Vintner wine	1	awesome	Last Available: "2021-10"
10801	bottled Vampire Vintner	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-10"
10802	French-Transylvanian Dictionary	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10803	pulsating packaged Daylight Shavings Helmet	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-11"
10804	Lo Pan's Daylight Shavings Helmet of the dark arts of the scaredy-cat	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Monster Level: -15, Last Available: "2021-11"
10805	eggwater	1	good	Last Available: "2021-12"
10806	flavorless bread man	4	decent	Last Available: "2021-12"
10807	delicious enchanted plain candy cane	3	awesome	Effect: "In the Limelight", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2021-12"
10808	spoiled flour cookie	3	crappy	Last Available: "2021-12"
10809	Sinatra's plastic food lab	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10810	Temple Grandin's plastic nog lab	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10811	Jack Frost's plastic chem lab	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10812	Socratic plastic primary lab	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10813	green jittery beefy plastic Cheer Core	0		Muscle: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10814	packaged medicine cabinet	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-12"
10815	mirror medicine cabinet	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10816	studded experienced ice crown of James Dean	0		Experience: +2, Experience (Moxie): +3, Damage Absorption: +80, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-12"
10817	skewed up-at-dawn flame-wreathed manspreader's jeans	0		Monster Level: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Adventures: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-12"
10818	olive twirling reassuring double-paned resourceful ice wrap	0		Maximum MP: +50, Cold Resistance: +5, Spooky Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-12"
10819	flavorless tofu pop	4	decent	Last Available: "2021-12"
10820	adequate bowl of prescription candy	4	good	Last Available: "2021-12"
10821	tasty fishcake	4	awesome	Last Available: "2021-12"
10822	adequate bone broth	4	good	Last Available: "2021-12"
10823	normal diet star pop	1	good	Last Available: "2021-12"
10824	perfectly mixed huge Doc's Fortifying Wine	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2021-12"
10825	tolerable Doc's Smartifying Wine	3	good	Last Available: "2021-12"
10826	lousy Doc's Limbering Wine	3	decent	Last Available: "2021-12"
10827	drinkable narrow Doc's Medical-Grade Wine	3	good	Last Available: "2021-12"
10828	vaporized blinking blinking Homebodyl&trade;	1		Effect: "'Roids of the Rhinoceros", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2021-12"
10829	altered wobbly Extrovermectin&trade;	1		Last Available: "2021-12"
10830	vaporized red Breathitin&trade;	1		Last Available: "2021-12"
10831	denatured fuchsia Fleshazole&trade;	1		Effect: "A Taste of Rainbow", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2021-12"
10832	improved anti-burn cream	0		Effect: "Super-Mega-Ultra-Charged", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2021-12"
10833	dry anti-freeze cream	0		Effect: "Cruisin' for a Bruisin'", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2021-12"
10834	moist colloidal anti-goosebump cream	0		Effect: "Heightened Senses", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2021-12"
10835	aerosolized colloidal aerosolized anti-odor cream	0		Effect: "Morninja", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2021-12"
10836	liquefied irradiated anti-creep cream	0		Effect: "Mushroom Moxiousness", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2021-12"
10837	electrified double-flattened mirror blurry anti-pain cream	0		Effect: "Puddingface", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2021-12"
10838	tolerable Doc's Special Reserve Wine	3	good	Last Available: "2021-12"
10839	bland bread pie	3	decent	Last Available: "2021-12"
10840	spirit-forward bad blurry clear Russian	5	decent	Last Available: "2021-12"
10841	zero-trust tanktop	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
10842	ghostly Crimbo ball	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10843	Crimbo ball	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10844	gooified animal matter	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10845	narrow gooified vegetable matter	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10846	gooified mineral matter	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10847	apple brown pudding pie	3	EPIC	Effect: "Hoity Toity", Effect Duration: 13
10848	extra-sweet chocolate and pear nog	3	good	Effect: "Hoity Toity", Effect Duration: 33
10849	coagulated plum pudding isomers	2		Effect: "Festively Experimented-Upon", Effect Duration: 50
10850	goo magnet	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10851	Temple Grandin's cozy scarf	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Last Available: "2021-12"
10852	huge normal huge Crimbo cookie	6	good	Last Available: "2023-06"
10853	oxidized liquefied fleshy putty	0		Effect: "Natural 20", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2021-12"
10854	groovy third ear	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10855	festive egg sac	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10856	poisonsettia	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10857	skewed rosy-cheeked peppermint-scented socks	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2021-12"
10858	the Crymbich Manuscript	0		Skill: "Ancient Crymbo Lore", Last Available: "2021-12"
10859	jittery skewed projectile chemistry set	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10860	lion tamer's depleted Crimbonium football helmet	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Last Available: "2021-12"
10861	synthetic rock	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10862	toothsome blue &quot;caramel&quot;	3	awesome	Last Available: "2021-12"
10863	purple self-repairing earmuffs of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Last Available: "2021-12"
10864	carnivorous potted plant of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2021-12"
10865	tumbling universal biscuit	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10866	boxer's yule hatchet	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Last Available: "2021-12"
10867	potato alarm clock	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10868	tasty snack-sized tumbling lab-grown meat	2	awesome	Last Available: "2021-12"
10869	curative fleece	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2021-12"
10870	boxed gumball machine	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10871	cloning kit	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10872	Rosewater's pants	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Last Available: "2021-12"
10873	avaricious perfumed MacGyver's can of mixed everything	0		Maximum MP: +100, Stench Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2021-12"
10874	Site Alpha ID badge	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10875	mirror the Crymbich Manuscript (used)	0		Skill: "Ancient Crymbo Lore", Last Available: "2021-12"
10876	adequate super-sized twirling meatball	5	good	Last Available: "2021-12"
10877	cloned monster	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10878	meatball machine	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10879	refurbished air fryer	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10880	twisted twirling fried air	1		Effect: "Nasty, Nasty Breath", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2021-12"
10881	11-leaf clover	0		
10882	carton of astral energy drinks	0		
10883	compressed astral energy drink	1		Effect: "Dirty Pear", Effect Duration: 45
10884	mint condition magnifying glass	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
10885	flame-retardant magnifying glass of the storm of the blizzard	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2022-12"
10886	distilled tolerable void lager	5	good	Last Available: "2022-12"
10887	rotten skewed void burger	3	crappy	Last Available: "2022-12"
10888	void stone	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
10889	olive medical-grade healthy supercool void shard of mayonnaise	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2022-12"
10890	green undrilled cosmic bowling ball	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-01"
10891	cosmic bowling ball	0		Last Available: "2022-01"
10892	combat lover's locket lockbox	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-02"
10893	gray combat lover's locket of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Gear Drop: [pref(locketPhylum,demon)*50], Last Available: "2022-02"
10894	Thwaitgold protozoa statuette	0		
10895	yellow mirror grey gosling	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-03"
10896	twirling grey down vest	0		Experience (familiar): +2
10897	blurry spinning trojan horseshoe	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
10898	undamaged Unbreakable Umbrella	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-04"
10899	reassuring careful unbreakable umbrella (broken) of the wise owl of horror	0		Mysticality: +20, Monster Level: -10, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +1
10900	MayDay&trade; contract	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-05"
10901	MayDay&trade; supply package	0		Last Available: "2022-05"
10902	Vulcanized moist emergency glowstick	0		Effect: "Helping Comes Second", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2022-05"
10903	toasty survival knife	0		Hot Damage: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-05"
10904	ghostly crank-powered radio on a lanyard of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-05"
10905	pulsating steel-toed headlamp	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-05"
10906	chaotic Rosewater's brawny thermal blanket	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Mysticality Percent: +30, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-05"
10907	extremely unsafe atlas of local maps	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-05"
10908	irradiated vacuum-sealed lime green pulsating spare battery	0		Effect: "In a Lather", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2022-05"
10909	wobbly space blanket	0		Last Available: "2022-05"
10910	denatured single-use dust mask	0		Effect: "Ginger Snapped", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2022-05"
10911	warmed shaking gaffer's tape	0		Effect: "Dwarven Hardiness", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2022-05"
10912	tasty mirror 20-lb can of rice and beans	3	awesome	Last Available: "2022-05"
10913	blue bar of freeze-dried water	1	decent	Last Available: "2022-05"
10914	normal red expired MRE	3	good	Last Available: "2022-05"
10915	adequate cyan cool mint precipice bar	3	good	Last Available: "2022-05"
10916	snack-sized adequate carrot cake precipice bar	2	good	Last Available: "2022-05"
10917	blinking The Big Book of Every Skill	0		
10918	Thwaitgold harvestman statuette	0		
10919	twirling packaged June cleaver	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-06"
10920	rosewater-soaked rosy-cheeked June cleaver of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Stench Resistance: +3, Attacks Can't Miss, Last Available: "2022-06"
10921	mediocre irresponsibly strong red Dad's brandy	6	decent	Last Available: "2022-06"
10922	Herculean teacher's pen	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2022-06"
10923	rotten fire-roasted lake trout	3	crappy	Last Available: "2022-06"
10924	huge spoiled bouncing squat guilty sprout	7	crappy	Last Available: "2022-06"
10925	weightlifter's mother's necklace of the bloodbag	0		Muscle: +15, Maximum HP: +100, Last Available: "2022-06"
10926	galvanized tumbling trampled ticket stub	0		Effect: "Hagg-ard", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2022-06"
10927	quadruple-ionized skewed purple savings bond	0		Effect: "Burning Ears", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2022-06"
10928	designer sweatpants (new stock)	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-07"
10929	blue designer sweatpants	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Flick", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Flood", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Spray", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Sip", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Make Sweat-Ade", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Drench Yourself in Sweat", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sip Some Sweat", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Sweat Out Some Booze", Last Available: "2022-07"
10930	mixed huge pulsating sweat-ade	1		Effect: "Taurus Rising", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2022-07"
10931	red twirling unopened stillsuit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-08"
10932	stillsuit	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Experience (familiar): +1, Familiar Damage: +10, Last Available: "2022-08"
10933	thick dinosaur	0		
10934	dinosaur scale	0		
10935	pristine dinosaur feather	0		
10936	ghostly nasty dinosaur spike	0		
10937	mirror wobbly chilly pterodactyl rifle	0		Cold Damage: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Snipe Pterodactyl"
10938	birdseed hat	0		
10939	skewed flatusaur gasmask	0		
10940	dinosaur dart	0		
10941	triple-alkaline altered teal Dino DNAde&trade;	0		Effect: "The Best a Pirate Can Get", Effect Duration: 66
10942	dinosaur repellent	0		
10943	greedy camouflage vest	0		Meat Drop: +20
10944	maroon Dinodollar	0		
10945	pulsating valuable dinosaur droppings	0		
10946	dinosaur pheromone kit	0		
10947	blurry frightening therapeutic awkward dinosaur research harness of doom	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
10948	therapeutic reflective vest	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
10949	tumbling steel-toed dinosaur	0		Damage Reduction: 9
10950	Thwaitgold mosquito-in-amber statuette	0		
10951	packaged Jurassic Parka	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-09"
10952	yellow Tesla beefy Jurassic Parka	0		Muscle: +10, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Avoid Attack: 1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Engage ultra-attractive parka mode", Last Available: "2022-09"
10953	boxed autumn-aton	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-10"
10954	tumbling autumn-aton	0		Last Available: "2022-10"
10955	wet extra-moist autumn leaf	0		Effect: "Mucilaginous Muscle", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2022-10"
10956	special acceptable AutumnFest ale	3	good	Effect: "Once Bitten Twice Fried", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2022-10"
10957	cyan rosewater-soaked strapping autumn sweater-weather sweater of the blizzard	0		Muscle: +5, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-10"
10958	prompt flame-wreathed friendly hale autumn debris shield	0		Maximum HP: +20, Familiar Weight: +3, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Adventures: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-10"
10959	decent autumn-spice donut	4	good	Last Available: "2022-10"
10960	dry polymerized colloidal autumn dollar	0		Effect: "Shortened", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2022-10"
10961	narrow Usain Bolt's curative stylish autumn leaf pendant	0		Moxie: +25, Initiative: +80, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-10"
10962	powdered cyan autumn breeze	1		Effect: "Ancestral Disapproval", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2022-10"
10963	altered jittery twirling purple autumn years wisdom	0		Effect: "Dilated Pupils", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2022-10"
10964	familiar-in-the-middle wrapper	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
10965	practically non-alcoholic aged mirror ghostly Oopsie IPA	1	awesome	Last Available: "2022-10"
10966	mummified entombed cookbookbat	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-11"
10967	olive Yeast of Boris	0		Last Available: "2022-11"
10968	yellow St. Sneaky Pete's Whey	0		Last Available: "2022-11"
10969	huge tumbling Vegetable of Jarlsberg	0		Last Available: "2022-11"
10970	snack-sized flavorless wobbly ratatouille de Jarlsberg	2	decent	Last Available: "2022-11"
10971	stale shaking Jarlsberg's vegetable soup	4	decent	Last Available: "2022-11"
10972	huge moldy roasted vegetable of Jarlsberg	9	crappy	Last Available: "2022-11"
10973	half-sized enchanted flavorless St. Pete's sneaky smoothie	2	decent	Effect: "Frozen Hands", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2022-11"
10974	rotten Pete's wiley whey bar	3	crappy	Last Available: "2022-11"
10975	enchanted spoiled Pete's rich ricotta	3	crappy	Effect: "Dwarven Hardiness", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2022-11"
10976	aged Boris's beer	3	awesome	Last Available: "2022-11"
10977	rotten olive upside-down honey bun of Boris	3	crappy	Last Available: "2022-11"
10978	flavorless Boris's bread	3	decent	Last Available: "2022-11"
10979	lime green Recipe of Before Yore: ratatouille de Jarlsberg	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "ratatouille de Jarlsberg"
10980	Recipe of Before Yore: Jarlsberg's vegetable soup	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Jarlsberg's vegetable soup"
10981	twirling lime green blurry Recipe of Before Yore: roasted vegetable of J.	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "roasted vegetable of Jarlsberg"
10982	Recipe of Before Yore: St. Pete's sneaky smoothie	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "St. Pete's sneaky smoothie"
10983	squat Recipe of Before Yore: Pete's wily whey bar	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Pete's wiley whey bar"
10984	Recipe of Before Yore: Pete's rich ricotta	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Pete's rich ricotta"
10985	Recipe of Before Yore: Boris's beer	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Boris's beer"
10986	pulsating Recipe of Before Yore: honey bun of Boris	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "honey bun of Boris"
10987	shaking huge Recipe of Before Yore: Boris's bread	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Boris's bread"
10988	adequate baked veggie ricotta casserole	3	good	Last Available: "2022-11"
10989	flavorless plain calzone	4	decent	Last Available: "2022-11"
10990	moldy roasted vegetable focaccia	3	crappy	Last Available: "2022-11"
10991	normal narrow Pizza of Legend	3	good	Last Available: "2022-11"
10992	huge spoiled narrow Calzone of Legend	6	crappy	Last Available: "2022-11"
10993	pulsating Recipe of Before Yore: Calzone of Legend	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Calzone of Legend"
10994	squat Recipe of Before Yore: Pizza of Legend	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Pizza of Legend"
10995	lime green Recipe of Before Yore: roasted vegetable focaccia	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "roasted vegetable focaccia"
10996	jittery Recipe of Before Yore: plain calzone	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "plain calzone"
10997	blurry Recipe of Before Yore: baked veggie ricotta	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "baked veggie ricotta casserole"
10998	cookbookbat book	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10999	Recipe of Before Yore: Deep Dish of Legend	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Deep Dish of Legend"
11000	miniature moldy Deep Dish of Legend	2	crappy	Last Available: "2022-11"
11001	red deed to Oliver's Place	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-01"
11002	squat drink chit	0		Last Available: "2024-01"
11003	government per-diem	0		Last Available: "2024-01"
11004	supercool prohie's hat	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Last Available: "2024-01"
11005	electrified imported taffy	0		Effect: "Experimental Effect G-9", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2024-01"
11006	miser's Charleston shoes of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Meat Drop: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-01"
11007	booze bindle	0		Last Available: "2024-01"
11008	aromatic MacGyver's rare oboe	0		Maximum MP: +100, Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2024-01"
11009	blinking ribald bullet necklace of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Sleaze Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-01"
11010	toothsome shaking swamp haunch	3	awesome	Last Available: "2024-01"
11011	gator shades of wisdom of extreme caution	0		Mysticality: +15, Monster Level: -25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-01"
11012	red milk cap	0		Last Available: "2024-01"
11013	irresponsibly strong drinkable Charleston Choo-Choo	9	good	Last Available: "2024-01"
11014	practically non-alcoholic acceptable Velvet Veil	1	good	Last Available: "2024-01"
11015	perfectly mixed mirror Marltini	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2024-01"
11016	bad Strong, Silent Type	3	decent	Last Available: "2024-01"
11017	acceptable Mysterious Stranger	3	good	Last Available: "2024-01"
11018	weak acceptable upside-down Champagne Shimmy	2	good	Last Available: "2024-01"
11019	the Sot's parcel	0		Last Available: "2024-01"
11020	prompt zippy ceramic cestus	0		Initiative: +20, Adventures: +3, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ceramic Punch", Last Available: "2023-12"
11021	narrow inspector's chaotic sinister ceramic centurion shield	0		Spell Damage: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Item Drop: +15, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ceramic Bash", Last Available: "2023-12"
11022	narrow cool wizardly ceramic celery grater	0		Mysticality: +25, Moxie: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ceramic Grate", Last Available: "2023-12"
11023	squat steel-toed grievous Rosewater's ceramic celsiturometer	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Damage Reduction: 9, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ceramic Boil", Last Available: "2023-12"
11024	lightning-fast razor-sharp Sinatra's ceramic cerecloth belt	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Initiative: +40, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ceramic Skullgaze", Last Available: "2023-12"
11025	Van der Graaf ceramic cenobite's robe of wisdom of horror	0		Mysticality: +15, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ceramic Cenobitize", Last Available: "2023-12"
11026	denatured blinking ceramic scree	1		Last Available: "2023-12"
11027	moist oxidized extra-hard jawbreaker	0		Effect: "Ninja, Please", Effect Duration: 19
11028	wool vibrating dangerous chiffon chevrons	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Cold Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12"
11029	huge wholesome brawny chiffon chapeau of the detective	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Item Drop: +20, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11030	blinking supercharged beefy chiffon chamberpot of Calamity Jane	0		Muscle: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11031	mirror reassuring rock-hard strapping chiffon chemise	0		Muscle: +5, Damage Reduction: 5, Spooky Resistance: +1, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11032	up-at-dawn Socratic experienced chiffon chakram	0		Experience: +2, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Adventures: +5, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11033	supercharged dance instructor's chiffon chaps of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11034	powdered upside-down spinning chiffon carbage	1		Last Available: "2023-12"
11035	extra-boiled adjusted anodized chiffon lemon	0		Effect: "El Vibrations", Effect Duration: 33
11036	bland wobbly bouncing chocomotive	3	decent	Last Available: "2022-12"
11037	spoiled freightcake	3	crappy	Last Available: "2022-12"
11038	acceptable cabooze	3	good	Last Available: "2022-12"
11039	plastic caboose	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11040	knitted plastic passenger car	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2022-12"
11041	jittery plastic dining car of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Last Available: "2022-12"
11042	padded plastic coal car of terror	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2022-12"
11043	prompt plastic locomotive	0		Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2022-12"
11044	blinking narrow packaged model train set	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-12"
11045	ghostly upside-down model train set	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11046	Crimbo training manual	0		
11047	skewed Abuela Crimbo's special magnet	0		
11048	Trainbot radar monocle	0		Single Equip
11049	squat pile of Trainbot parts	0		
11050	double-anodized Trainbot circuitry	0		Effect: "Dirge of Dreadfulness", Effect Duration: 42
11051	quadruple-Vulcanized flattened Trainbot tubing	0		Effect: "Empty Inside", Effect Duration: 19
11052	aerosolized Trainbot plating	0		Effect: "License to Punch", Effect Duration: 17
11053	aerosolized extra-oxidized Trainbot optics	0		Effect: "Stimulated Brain", Effect Duration: 32
11054	cold-filtered ghostly Trainbot servomotors	0		Effect: "The Style... of the Future", Effect Duration: 64
11055	boiled tumbling Trainbot linkages	0		Effect: "Rushin' Hands", Effect Duration: 27
11056	ping-pong paddle	0		Single Equip
11057	ping-pong ball	0		
11058	cyan spinning inspector's Trainbot harness	0		Item Drop: +15
11059	ping-pong table	0		
11060	Crimbo train emergency brake	0		
11061	Trainbot autoassembly module	0		
11062	blurry nasty Da Vinci's head-mounted Trainbot of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Experience (Mysticality): +5, Stench Damage: +5, Last Available: "2022-12"
11063	zippy rosewater-soaked leg-mounted Trainbots of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Stench Resistance: +3, Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2022-12"
11064	Temple Grandin's vibrating shoulder-mounted Trainbot of terror	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Familiar Weight: +7, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2022-12"
11065	cinnamon machine oil	0		
11066	Crimbo crystal shards	0		
11067	hand-crafted jittery tumbling jittery dregs of a Crimbo cocktail	4	EPIC	
11068	lost elf luggage	0		
11069	gray mirror Trainbot luggage hook	0		Single Equip
11070	decent pulsating honey-drenched ham slice	4	good	
11071	fortified fancy artisanal olive mostly-empty bottle of cookie wine	5	EPIC	Effect: "Radiant Personality", Effect Duration: 35
11072	rotten bite-sized Crimbo food scraps	1	crappy	
11073	teal arm towel	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11074	automatic wine thief	0		Single Equip
11075	table-scraper	0		Single Equip
11076	Trainbot slag	0		
11077	industrially-crushed ice	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11078	fancy normal steamed oyster	3	good	Effect: "Experimental Effect G-9", Effect Duration: 5
11079	really nice lump of coal	0		
11080	twirling deactivated mini-Trainbot	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11081	steam unit	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11082	crystal Crimbo goblet	0		
11083	lime green crystal Crimbo platter	0		
11084	artisanal practically non-alcoholic Crimbosmopolitan	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	Last Available: "2022-12"
11085	spoiled Crimbo dinner	3	crappy	Last Available: "2022-12"
11086	overloaded Yule battery	0		Familiar Weight: +25, Last Available: "2022-12"
11087	blinking train whistle	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11088	bouncing The Superconductor's CPU	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2022-12"
11089	upside-down unoccupied sheep suit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-12"
11090	half-height cigar	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11091	grubby wool	0		
11092	ribald therapeutic grubby wool hat of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Damage: +10, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
11093	rosewater-soaked grubby wool scarf of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +3, Single Equip
11094	skewed grubby wool trousers of the empath of chilblains of the businessman	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Cold Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +50
11095	upside-down blinking chilly banded baleful weightlifter's grubby wool gloves	0		Muscle: +15, Spell Damage: +25, Damage Absorption: +100, Cold Damage: +5, Single Equip
11096	grubby wool beerwarmer	0		
11097	lousy squat nice warm beer	3	decent	
11098	grubby woolball	0		
11099	blue Rock Garden Guide	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-01"
11100	huge olive packet of rock seeds	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11101	groveling gravel	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11102	denatured upside-down fruity pebble	1		Last Available: "2023-01"
11103	lodestone	0		Effect: "Loded", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2023-01"
11104	milestone	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11105	bolder boulder	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11106	molehill mountain	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11107	maroon upside-down whet stone	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11108	hard rock	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11109	stalagmite	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11110	green chocolate covered ping-pong ball	0		
11112	moldy upside-down pixel bread	4	crappy	
11113	mediocre pixel whiskey	3	decent	
11114	wobbly pixel rock	0		
11115	S.I.T. Course Voucher	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-02"
11116	bouncing S.I.T. Course Completion Certificate	0		Last Available: "2023-02"
11117	double-improved double-frozen gray glob of extra-green chlorophyll	0		Effect: "Shawarma Warm War", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2023-02"
11118	aerosolized oxidized cold-filtered mushroom	0		Effect: "Happy Trails", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2023-02"
11119	enhanced double-altered galvanized five-fingered fern resin	0		Effect: "Mitre Cut", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2023-02"
11120	moldy enchanted super good fruit	4	crappy	Effect: "Triangle, Man", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2023-02"
11121	mixed energized spores	1		Last Available: "2023-02"
11122	medical-grade hot pepper of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Lantern: 1, Lantern Element: "Hot", Last Available: "2023-02"
11123	deionized wet ionized bouncing out-of-work circus flea	0		Effect: "Greedy Resolve", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2023-02"
11124	extra-grubby grub	0		Last Available: "2023-02"
11125	vacuum-sealed wet yellow fire ant pheromones	0		Effect: "Full-Body Tan", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2023-02"
11126	ionized flapper fly	0		Effect: "Yuletide Industry", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2023-02"
11127	perfectly mixed special irresponsibly strong shot of wasp venom	9	EPIC	Effect: "Aspect of the Twinklefairy", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2023-02"
11128	denatured filled mosquito	0		Effect: "Berry Experiential", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2023-02"
11129	galvanized double-magnetized bouncing spinning shim of shame shale	0		Effect: "Beta Carotene Overdose", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2023-02"
11130	liquefied pebble of proud pyrite	0		Effect: "Mer-kinny Flavor", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2023-02"
11131	wet energized teal skewed pile of gritty sand	0		Effect: "Discomfited", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2023-02"
11132	hollow rock	0		Last Available: "2023-02"
11133	energized activated skewed ghostly angry agate	0		Effect: "Tomato Power", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2023-02"
11134	flattened ionized ionized purple lump of loyal latite	0		Effect: "Adrenaline Rush", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2023-02"
11135	yummy huge shadow sausage	9	awesome	Last Available: "2023-03"
11136	shaking rosy-cheeked shadow skin of temperance	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2023-03"
11137	enhanced galvanized shaking ghostly shadow flame	0		Effect: "Improprie Tea", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2023-03"
11138	half-sized bland shadow bread	2	decent	Last Available: "2023-03"
11139	shadow ice	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11140	watered-down drinkable shadow fluid	2	good	Last Available: "2023-03"
11141	blinking shadow glass	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11142	shadow brick	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11143	shadow sinew	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11144	smooth shadow venom	4	awesome	Last Available: "2023-03"
11145	modified teal shadow nectar	1		Last Available: "2023-03"
11146	blinking bouncing greasy supercool shadow stick of the businessman	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2023-03"
11147	MacGyver's bat paw of incineration	0		Maximum MP: +100, Hot Spell Damage: +50
11148	uncursed bat paw of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15
11149	teal gravedigger's experienced goblin cape of Calamity Jane	0		Experience: +2, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Spooky Damage: +10
11150	fuchsia chaotic uncursed goblin cape	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10
11151	mirror Oprah's dragon wishbone of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Maximum MP Percent: +50
11152	skewed extremely unsafe uncursed dragon wishbone	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100
11153	asbestos-lined wool wicked supercool stats	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Spell Damage: +5, Cold Resistance: +1, Hot Resistance: +5
11154	stylish uncursed stats	0		Moxie: +25
11155	shaking arcane orb of horror of mayonnaise	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
11156	horrifying uncursed arcane orb	0		Spooky Damage: +25
11157	jittery blurry manspreader's machete	0		Monster Level: +10
11158	Temple Grandin's uncursed machete	0		Familiar Weight: +7
11159	narrow blanket	0		
11160	uncursed blanket	0		
11161	greedy medallion of the wise owl of the glutton	0		Mysticality: +20, Meat Drop: +20, Food Drop: +100
11162	extremely unsafe uncursed medallion	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100
11163	Advanced Pig Skinning	0		
11164	mirror The Cheese Wizard's Companion	0		
11165	spinning Jazz Agent sheet music	0		
11166	red Thwaitgold anti-moth statuette	0		
11167	fuchsia shadowy cheat sheet	0		Free Pull
11168	twirling closed-circuit phone system	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-03"
11169	narrow closed-circuit pay phone	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11170	shadow lighter	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11171	shadow heptahedron	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11172	shadow snowflake	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11173	shadow heart	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11174	shadow bucket	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11175	shadow wave	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11176	tumbling Rufus's shadow lodestone	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11177	sizzling energetic studded shadow chef's hat	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Hot Damage: +10, Last Available: "2023-03"
11178	blue prompt energetic shellacked shadow trousers	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2023-03"
11179	bouncing aromatic hale shadow hammer	0		Maximum HP: +20, Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2023-03"
11180	shadow monocle of the cougar of extreme caution of incineration	0		Moxie: +20, Monster Level: -25, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-03"
11181	yellow shadow candle	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Shadow Flame", Last Available: "2023-03"
11182	flavorless shadow hot dog	3	decent	Last Available: "2023-03"
11183	practically non-alcoholic artisanal shadow martini	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2023-03"
11184	denatured twirling shadow pill	1		
11185	jittery shadow needle	0		
11186	cursed monkey's paw	0		All Attributes: +10, Spooky Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, All Resistance: +2, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Monkey Slap", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Monkey Tickle", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Evil Monkey Eye", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Monkey Peace Sign", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Monkey Point", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Monkey Punch", Last Available: "2023-04"
11187	huge monkey glove	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-04"
11188	quantum quadruple-dry fuchsia shadow candy	0		Effect: "Stinking Cloud", Effect Duration: 22
11189	replica Mr. Accessory	0		
11190	wobbly replica Dark Jill-O-Lantern	0		
11191	replica hand turkey outline	0		
11192	pulsating replica crimbo elfling	0		
11193	replica pygmy bugbear shaman	0		
11194	dedigitizer schematic: cyburger	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11195	jittery replica gravy-covered maypole	0		Item Drop: +25
11196	squat replica wax lips	0		Experience: +3
11197	ghostly replica Tome of Snowcone Summoning	0		
11198	dedigitizer schematic: cybeer	0		Last Available: "2025-12", Softcore Only
11199	flame-retardant supercharged replica jewel-eyed wizard hat of the scaredy-cat	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Monster Level: -15, Hot Resistance: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Magic Missile"
11200	reassuring replica bottle-rocket crossbow of Flo-Jo of the early riser	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Initiative: +100, Adventures: +7, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire red bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire blue bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire orange bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire purple bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire black bottle-rocket"
11201	lion tamer's curative razor-sharp brawny replica navel ring of navel gazing	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Experience (familiar): +2, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Item Drop (sporadic): 4.25, Meat Drop (sporadic): 4.25
11202	prompt Jack Frost's replica V for Vivala mask	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Adventures: +3, Single Equip, Combat Item Damage Percent: 50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Creepy Grin"
11203	purple Jeselnik's therapeutic savvy replica haiku katana	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Sleaze Damage: +25, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spring Raindrop Attack", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Summer Siesta", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Falling Leaf Whirlwind", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Winter's Bite Technique", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "The 17 Cuts"
11204	blinking replica box of fireworks	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire off a Roman Candle", Item Drop (sporadic): +12.5
11205	ghostly replica cotton candy cocoon	0		
11206	nippy rock-hard forbidden wizardly replica Elvish sunglasses	0		Mysticality: +25, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Damage Reduction: 5, Cold Damage: +10, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play an Accordion Solo", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play a Guitar Solo", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play a Drum Solo", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play a Flute Solo"
11207	replica squamous polyp	0		
11208	replica stone sphere	0		
11209	pulsating ghostly Tesla wicked beefcake's replica Greatest American Pants	0		Muscle: +25, Spell Damage: +5, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
11210	replica organ grinder	0		
11211	avaricious lard-coated replica Juju Mojo Mask of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +30, Single Equip
11212	up-at-dawn wholesome grievous replica Operation Patriot Shield	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Adventures: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Throw Shield", Variable
11213	replica Libram of Resolutions	0		
11214	maroon boxer's beefcake's replica plastic vampire fangs of wisdom	0		Muscle: +25, Mysticality: +15, Muscle Percent: +10, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Feed"
11215	teal replica angel	0		
11216	Jack Frost's replica Camp Scout backpack	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Drops Items
11217	replica deactivated nanobots	0		
11218	narrow replica Apathargic Bandersnatch	0		
11219	replica Smith's Tome	0		
11220	jittery replica over-the-shoulder Folder Holder	0		
11221	replica Order of the Green Thumb Order Form	0		
11222	shrink-wrapped Cincho de Mayo	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-05"
11223	twirling scandalous Tesla Cincho de Mayo of courage of the glutton	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Spooky Resistance: +3, Food Drop: +100, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Dispense Salt and Lime", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Party Soundtrack", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Fiesta Exit", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Projectile Piñata", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Party Foul", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Confetti Extravaganza", Last Available: "2023-05"
11224	huge dedigitizer schematic: psilocyber mushroom	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11225	replica Little Geneticist DNA-Splicing Lab	0		
11226	replica still grill	0		
11227	green replica Crimbo sapling	0		
11228	replica puck	0		
11229	replica Chateau Mantegna room key	0		
11230	replica Deck of Every Card	0		
11231	replica Source terminal	0		
11232	replica disconnected intergnat	0		
11233	replica Witchess Set	0		
11234	replica genie bottle	0		
11235	replica space planula	0		
11236	replica unpowered Robortender	0		
11237	skewed wobbly replica Neverending Party invitation envelope	0		
11238	huge replica January's Garbage Tote	0		
11239	blurry replica God Lobster Egg	0		
11240	ghostly smooth replica Fourth of May Cosplay Saber of dire peril of the cheetah	0		Moxie: +15, Weapon Damage: +20, Initiative: +60, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Use the Force"
11241	spinning censurious scorching slick replica Kramco Sausage-o-Matic&trade; of the wise owl of chilblains	0		Mysticality: +20, Moxie: +10, Cold Damage: +25, Hot Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +3
11242	Usain Bolt's Jeselnik's Temple Grandin's healthy steel-toed dangerous Samson's Herculean replica hewn moon-rune spoon of wisdom of the sewer of terror	0		Mysticality: +15, Experience (Muscle): 6, Weapon Damage: +10, Damage Reduction: 9, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Familiar Weight: +7, Stench Damage: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Damage: +25, Initiative: +80, Single Equip, Alters Page Text, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Dragoon Platoon", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spittoon Monsoon", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Festoon Buffoon", Rollover Effect Duration: 50
11243	replica baby camelCalf	0		
11244	skewed Usain Bolt's auspicious electrified MacGyver's replica Powerful Glove of the glutton	0		Maximum MP: +100, Item Drop: +10, Food Drop: +100, Initiative: +80, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Replace Enemy", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Shrink Enemy", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Invisible Avatar", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Triple Size"
11245	tumbling prompt avaricious occult Socratic replica Cargo Cultist Shorts	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Meat Drop: +30, Adventures: +3
11246	frightening stanky mansplainer's hardy razor-sharp Sinatra's replica industrial fire extinguisher	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Maximum HP: +50, Monster Level: +15, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Damage: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Foam 'em Up", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Polar Vortex", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Foam Yourself", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Blast the Area", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Zone Specific"
11247	replica crystal ball	0		Initiative: +50, Item Drop (sporadic): +25
11248	replica emotion chip	0		Skill: "Replica Emotionally Chipped"
11249	baleful replica Jurassic Parka of bravery	0		Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +5, Avoid Attack: 1
11250	replica grey gosling	0		
11251	replica designer sweatpants	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Flick", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Flood", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Spray", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Sip", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Make Sweat-Ade", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Drench Yourself in Sweat", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sip Some Sweat", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Sweat Out Some Booze"
11252	jittery replica plastic pumpkin bucket	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Item Drop: +13, Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.35
11253	replica Ten Dollars	0		
11254	fuchsia inspector's rosewater-soaked replica Cincho de Mayo of Gandalf of mayonnaise	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Stench Resistance: +3, Item Drop: +15, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Dispense Salt and Lime", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Party Soundtrack", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Fiesta Exit", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Projectile Piñata", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Party Foul", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Confetti Extravaganza"
11255	jittery Thwaitgold splendor beetle statuette	0		
11256	shrink-wrapped 2002 Mr. Store Catalog	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-06"
11257	upside-down 2002 Mr. Store Catalog	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11258	pulsating cyan zippy friendly MacGyver's resourceful &quot;I survived Y2K&quot; T-Shirt of the brazier of courage	0		Maximum MP: 150, Familiar Weight: +3, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +3, Initiative: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-06"
11259	Letter from Carrie Bradshaw	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11260	mirror stanky razor-sharp pro skateboard	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Do a Kickflip", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Do a Method!", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Do an epic McTwist!", Last Available: "2023-06"
11261	Mr. Accessaturday	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11262	ghostly Meat Butler	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11263	Loathing Idol Microphone	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11264	Charter: Nellyville	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11265	Manual of Secret Door Detection	0		Last Available: "2023-06", Skill: "Secret Door Awareness"
11266	wizardly Flash Liquidizer Ultra Dousing Accessory	0		Mysticality: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Douse Foe", Last Available: "2023-06"
11267	mirror teal Jeselnik's Temple Grandin's coward's smartaleck's Amulet of Perpetual Darkness	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Monster Level: -20, Familiar Weight: +7, Sleaze Damage: +25, Blind, Last Available: "2023-06"
11268	blinking Giant monolith	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11269	blurry Crimbo cookie sheet	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11270	narrow VHS Tape	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11271	polarized altered wobbly maroon scroll of minor invulnerability	0		Effect: "Educated (Sorta)", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2023-06"
11272	gray pulsating Lapis Lazuli	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11273	Eye Agate	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11274	Azurite	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11275	mirror Arrow (+1)	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11276	nitrogenated scroll of protection from lycanthropes	0		Effect: "Twinkly Weapon", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2023-06"
11277	Loathing Idol Microphone (75% charged)	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11278	Loathing Idol Microphone (50% charged)	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11279	Loathing Idol Microphone (25% charged)	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11280	Replica 2002 Mr. Store Catalog	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11281	Mr. Big's Wallet	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11282	delicious shaking Sexy Cosmo	3	awesome	Last Available: "2023-06"
11283	Souvenir Chopsticks	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11284	zippy strapping red-soled high heels of terror	0		Muscle: +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2023-06"
11285	bland cyburger	4	decent	Last Available: "2025-12"
11286	Tesla ncle leg	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
11287	purple Jack Frost's friendly rutabuga bag	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Cold Spell Damage: +50
11288	hardened mesquito proboscis	0		Damage Reduction: 3
11289	deadly senate fly thorax	0		Weapon Damage: +5
11290	liquefied bug juice	0		Effect: "Egg Burps", Effect Duration: 67
11291	blurry spider leg of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25
11292	blue strapping beetle antenna	0		Muscle: +5
11293	knitted mantis skull	0		Cold Resistance: +3
11294	alkaline improved tumbling chitin powder	0		Effect: "The Halls of Muscularity", Effect Duration: 67
11295	Temple Grandin's personal trainer's daddy shortlegs leg	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Familiar Weight: +7
11296	gray chaotic baleful birdybug antenna	0		Spell Damage: +25, Spell Critical Percent: +10
11297	knitted kilopede skull of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +3
11298	non-aerosolized chilled skewed haemolymphnode	0		Effect: "Army of One", Effect Duration: 59
11299	altered unsweetened corrupted chitin powder paste	0		Effect: "The Halls of Moxiousness", Effect Duration: 29
11300	twirling twirling sleeping patriotic eagle	0		Free Pull
11301	claw-held flag	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11302	ghostly souvenir flag	0		
11303	gray name change form	0		
11304	upside-down replica sleeping patriotic eagle	0		
11305	boxed august scepter	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-08"
11306	august scepter	0		All Attributes: +15, HP Regen Min: 10, HP Regen Max: 15, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 1st: Mountain Climbing Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 2nd: Find an Eleven-Leaf Clover Day", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 3rd: Watermelon Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 4th: Water Balloon Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 5th: Oyster Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 6th: Fresh Breath Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 7th: Lighthouse Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 8th: Cat Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 9th: Hand Holding Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 10th: World Lion Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 11th: Presidential Joke Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 12th: Elephant Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 13th: Left/Off Hander's Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 14th: Financial Awareness  Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 15th: Relaxation Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 16th: Roller Coaster Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 17th: Thriftshop Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 18th: Serendipity Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 19th: Honey Bee Awareness Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 20th: Mosquito Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 21st: Spumoni Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 22nd: Tooth Fairy Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 23rd: Ride the Wind Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 24th: Waffle Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 25th: Banana Split Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 26th: Toilet Paper Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 27th: Just Because Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 28th: Race Your Mouse Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 29th: More Herbs, Less Salt  Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 30th: Beach Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 31st: Cabernet Sauvignon  Day!", Last Available: "2023-08"
11307	gigantic spoiled watermelon	10	crappy	Last Available: "2023-08"
11308	squat watermelon seed	0		Last Available: "2023-08"
11309	water balloon	0		Last Available: "2023-08"
11310	thriftshop coupon	0		Last Available: "2023-08"
11311	bland waffle	3	decent	Last Available: "2023-08"
11312	wobbly fixodent	0		Last Available: "2023-08"
11313	coward's Lo Pan's cat o' nine teeth	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Monster Level: -20, Last Available: "2023-08"
11314	lime green aromatic weightlifter's tooth cap	0		Muscle: +15, Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2023-08"
11315	bouncing hardened dangerous toothy trousers	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Damage Reduction: 3, Last Available: "2023-08"
11316	stale pulsating banana split	3	decent	Last Available: "2023-08"
11317	handful of toilet paper	0		Last Available: "2023-08"
11318	pulsating skewed Mrs. Rush	0		Last Available: "2023-08"
11319	lime green pulsating medal	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Experience (familiar): +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2023-08"
11320	practically non-alcoholic perfectly mixed upside-down bottle of Cabernet Sauvignon	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	Last Available: "2023-08"
11321	miser's fireproof baywatch of Flo-Jo	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Meat Drop: +10, Initiative: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2023-08", Nonstackable Watch
11322	Pocket Guide to Mild Evil	0		Last Available: "2023-07", Skill: "Perpetrate Mild Evil"
11323	twirling skewed maroon Pocket Guide to Mild Evil (used)	0		Last Available: "2023-07", Skill: "Perpetrate Mild Evil"
11324	consolation ribbon	0		Familiar Weight: -10, Experience (familiar): -1, Last Available: "2023-08"
11325	replica august scepter	0		All Attributes: +15, HP Regen Min: 10, HP Regen Max: 15, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 1st: Mountain Climbing Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 2nd: Find an Eleven-Leaf Clover Day", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 3rd: Watermelon Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 4th: Water Balloon Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 5th: Oyster Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 6th: Fresh Breath Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 7th: Lighthouse Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 8th: Cat Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 9th: Hand Holding Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 10th: World Lion Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 11th: Presidential Joke Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 12th: Elephant Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 13th: Left/Off Hander's Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 14th: Financial Awareness  Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 15th: Relaxation Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 16th: Roller Coaster Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 17th: Thriftshop Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 18th: Serendipity Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 19th: Honey Bee Awareness Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 20th: Mosquito Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 21st: Spumoni Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 22nd: Tooth Fairy Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 23rd: Ride the Wind Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 24th: Waffle Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 25th: Banana Split Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 26th: Toilet Paper Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 27th: Just Because Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 28th: Race Your Mouse Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 29th: More Herbs, Less Salt  Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 30th: Beach Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 31st: Cabernet Sauvignon  Day!"
11326	huge Thwaitgold fairyfly statue	0		
11327	residual chitin paste	0		Skill: "Chitinous Soul"
11328	vaporized bouncing concentrated cooking	1		
11329	altered meat	1		
11330	distilled twirling sparkling orb	1		
11331	modified hardening cream	1		
11332	vaporized blue pool shark hair oil	1		
11333	pulsating cyan twirling book of facts	0		Skill: "Just the Facts", Last Available: "2023-09"
11334	book of facts (dog-eared)	0		Skill: "Just the Facts", Last Available: "2023-09"
11335	Dark Jill-of-All-Trades	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-10"
11336	LED candle	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2023-10"
11337	map to a candy-rich block	0		Last Available: "2023-10"
11338	cold-filtered activated blue sampler size toothpaste	0		Effect: "Thickest, Sickest", Effect Duration: 33
11339	Franken Stein	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Toast your enemy"
11340	A Guide to Burning Leaves	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-11", Leaves: +0.5
11341	inflammable leaf	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11342	blue spinning rake	0		Item Drop: +1, Last Available: "2023-11", Leaves: +1.5
11343	smooth rake	0		Moxie: +15, Last Available: "2023-11", Leaves: +1.5
11344	autumnic bomb	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11345	forest canopy bed	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11346	day shortener	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11347	extra time	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11348	ruddy shellacked autumnal aegis	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2023-11"
11349	cold-filtered extra-dry liquefied distilled resin	0		Effect: "Fan-Cooled", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2023-11"
11350	squat super-heated leaf	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11351	lit leaf lasso	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11352	green tied-up leaflet	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11353	red tied-up monstera	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11354	tied-up leaviathan	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11355	bouncing executive stylish impromptu torch	0		Moxie: +25, Meat Drop: +40, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2023-11"
11356	fig leaf of the scaredy-cat of bravery	0		Monster Level: -15, Spooky Resistance: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2023-11"
11357	lard-coated Rosewater's smoldering drape	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2023-11"
11358	twirling smoldering leafcutter ant egg	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11359	family-friendly rosewater-soaked therapeutic studded baleful brainy leaf crown	0		Mysticality: +5, Spell Damage: +25, Damage Absorption: +80, Stench Resistance: +3, Sleaze Resistance: +1, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2023-11"
11360	delicious leafy browns	4	awesome	Last Available: "2023-11"
11361	nitrogenated skewed shaking autumnic balm	0		Effect: "Motion", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2023-11"
11362	altered coping juice	0		Effect: "Full of Wist", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2023-11"
11363	pulsating Annie Oakley's grievous Herculean beefcake's candy cane sword cane of the bloodbag	0		Muscle: +25, Experience (Muscle): +1, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Maximum HP: +100, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Surprisingly Sweet Stab", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Surprisingly Sweet Slash", Last Available: "2023-12", Rollover Effect Duration: 250
11364	wrapped candy cane sword cane	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-12"
11365	Elf Guard patrol cap	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11366	Elf Guard hotpants	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11367	Crimbuccaneer tricorn	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11368	Crimbuccaneer breeches	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11369	automa-bot parts	0		
11370	security automa-core	0		
11371	clerical automa-core	0		
11372	handful of Boltsmann bearings	0		
11373	Spring Bros. solenoid	0		
11374	huge fuchsia Spring Bros. ID badge	0		
11375	tumbling Boltsmann ID badge	0		
11376	housekeeping automa-core	0		
11377	housekeeping robot	0		
11378	massive adequate upside-down blue pickled bread	9	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11379	decent super-sized bouncing salted mutton	5	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11380	yummy corned beet	3	awesome	Last Available: "2023-12"
11381	tiny plastic Elf Guard Armory	0		Weapon Damage: +3, Display Name: "tiny plastic Elf Guard Armory"
11382	tiny plastic Crimbuccaneer Grog Hall	0		Booze Drop: +3, Display Name: "tiny plastic Crimbuccaneer Grog Hall"
11383	tiny plastic Elf Guard Mess Hall	0		Food Drop: +3, Display Name: "tiny plastic Elf Guard Mess Hall"
11384	tiny Crimbuccaneer Foundry	0		Initiative: +3, Display Name: "tiny Crimbuccaneer Foundry"
11385	tiny plastic Abuela's Cottage (Pirate Control)	0		All Attributes: +3, Display Name: "tiny plastic Abuela's Cottage (Pirate Control)"
11386	pirate encryption key alpha	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11387	pirate encryption key bravo	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11388	blurry pirate encryption key charlie	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11389	pirate encryption key delta	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11390	wardrobe-o-matic	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11391	futuristic shirt	0		Lasts Until Rollover
11392	futuristic hat	0		Lasts Until Rollover
11393	futuristic collar	0		Lasts Until Rollover
11394	crated wardrobe-o-matic	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11395	normal fuchsia peppermint donut	4	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11396	lime green mansplainer's Elf Guard insignia (private)	0		Monster Level: +15, Last Available: "2023-12"
11397	jittery vibrating Crimbuccaneer fledges (mint)	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2023-12"
11398	military-grade peppermint oil	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11399	Crimbuccaneer whale oil	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11400	Elf Guard tinsel grenade	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11401	aged Crimbuccaneer mologrog cocktail	3	awesome	Last Available: "2023-12"
11402	squat Elf Army machine parts	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11403	wobbly Crimbuccaneer rigging lasso	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11404	jittery chilly Crimbuccaneer lantern of dire peril of temperance	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Cold Damage: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2023-12"
11405	bouncing Crimbuccaneer flotsam	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11406	green Crimbuccaneer invasion map	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11407	Crimbuccaneer shirt of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2023-12"
11408	Elf Guard MPC	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11409	shaking Crimbuccaneer piece of 12	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11410	Elf Guard commandeering gloves of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12", Piece of Twelve Drop: 0.5
11411	flattened Elf Guard eyedrops	0		Effect: "On the Shoulders of Giants", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2023-12"
11412	ghostly Crimbuccaneer premium booty sack	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11413	pulsating Elf Guard honor present	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11414	Elf Guard officer's sidearm of chilblains of terror	0		Cold Damage: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2023-12"
11415	wobbly horrifying Elf Guard insignia (general) of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12"
11416	perfectly mixed Crimbow Rainbo	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2023-12"
11417	Elf Guard strategic map	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11418	Crimbuccaneer captain's purse	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11419	wool rosy-cheeked Elf Guard broom	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11420	double-paned beefcake's Crimbuccaneer tavern swab of doom	0		Muscle: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Cold Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2023-12"
11421	Elf Guard hangover cure	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11422	bad old-school pirate grog	4	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11423	rotten half-sized narrow grog nuts	2	crappy	Last Available: "2023-12"
11424	cyan family-friendly stiffened sawed-off blunderbuss of chilblains	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Cold Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11425	lousy officer's nog	3	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11426	shaking peppermint bomb	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11427	decent huge maroon skewed sundae ration	9	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11428	stale fancy peppermint tack	3	decent	Effect: "Disco Neuropathy", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-12"
11429	pulsating Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts	0		Skill: "Elf Guard Cooking", Last Available: "2023-12"
11430	flavorless whalesteak	3	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11431	gravedigger's resourceful quilted whalegun	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Maximum MP: +50, Spooky Damage: +10, Last Available: "2023-12"
11432	blue upside-down Cocktails of the Age of Sail	0		Skill: "Old-School Cocktailcrafting", Last Available: "2023-12"
11433	pulsating cyan Elf Guard payroll bag	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11434	green Temple Grandin's coward's Elf Guard clipboard of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Monster Level: -20, Familiar Weight: +7, Last Available: "2023-12"
11435	gray strapping pegfinger	0		Muscle: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12", MPC Drop: 0.5
11436	hand-crafted lime green and claret	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2023-12"
11437	skewed weightlifter's Elf Guard and beret	0		Muscle: +15, Last Available: "2023-12"
11438	fireproof foul-smelling hardened shipwright's hammer	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Stench Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2023-12"
11439	executive lion tamer's rock-hard gunwale	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Experience (familiar): +2, Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2023-12"
11440	red pulsating rosewater-soaked sinister slick Kelflar vest	0		Moxie: +10, Spell Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2023-12"
11441	dry maroon whale cerebrospinal fluid	0		Effect: "Sweet and Yellow", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2023-12"
11442	careful Crimbuccaneer runebone of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Monster Level: -10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12"
11443	pulsating cannonbomb	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11444	cyan chilly Elf Guard mouthknife of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Cold Damage: +5, Last Available: "2023-12"
11445	red Crimbuccaneer fledges (disintegrating) of Tarzan of the dark arts	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12"
11446	forbidden Elf Guard fuel tank	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2023-12"
11447	lion tamer's Jim Carey's massive wrench of horror	0		Monster Level: +25, Experience (familiar): +2, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2023-12"
11448	twirling cyan lightning-fast brown pirate pants of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2023-12"
11449	jittery Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion	0		Skill: "Elf Guard Extortion Techniques", Last Available: "2023-12"
11450	The Encyclopedia of Fruit	0		Skill: "Fruit Recognition", Last Available: "2023-12"
11451	ghostly punching mirror	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11452	lime green auspicious frosty Van der Graaf occult Elf dessert spoon of the brazier of the cheetah	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: +10, Initiative: +60, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2023-12"
11453	ghostly rosewater-soaked rosy-cheeked Elf Guard SCUBA tank	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Stench Resistance: +3, Adventure Underwater, Last Available: "2023-12"
11454	Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping	0		Skill: "Elf Guard Relaxation Techniques", Last Available: "2023-12"
11455	aromatic groovy free boots	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Stench Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "The Old One-Two (Kick)", Last Available: "2023-12"
11456	baby rigging snake	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11457	blinking vibrating dangerous sage Elvish underarmor	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Weapon Damage: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12"
11458	fortified Crimbuccaneer bombjacket of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Damage Absorption: +60, Combat Item Damage Percent: 100, Last Available: "2023-12"
11459	rotten sugarplum ration	3	crappy	Last Available: "2023-12"
11460	immense adequate enchanted pulsating gingerbread nylons	6	good	Effect: "Super Accuracy", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2023-12"
11461	adequate special rum-soaked fruitcake	4	good	Effect: "Ruthlessly Efficient", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2023-12"
11462	stale diet lime	1	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11463	spoiled gingerbread pirate	3	crappy	Last Available: "2023-12"
11464	big normal fruit-stuffed rumcake	5	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11465	artisanal mulled wine	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2023-12"
11466	bad Swedish coffee	3	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11467	acceptable canteen of eggnog	4	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11468	lousy hot wine	3	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11469	aged bouncing Jamaican coffee	3	awesome	Last Available: "2023-12"
11470	practically non-alcoholic artisanal flask of egggrog	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	Last Available: "2023-12"
11471	pulsating Black and White Apron Enrollment Form	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-12"
11472	Black and White Apron Meal Kit	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11473	pirate encryption key (complete)	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11474	enchanted delicious cyan yule grog	3	awesome	Effect: "Improprie Tea", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-12"
11475	stale enchanted half-sized wet tack	2	decent	Effect: "Emotion Sickness", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2023-12"
11476	small flavorless upside-down whalecake	2	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11477	flame-wreathed Temple Grandin's gunwale whalegun of the detective	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Item Drop: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Shoot, Gunwale Whalegun, Shoot!", Last Available: "2023-12"
11478	special drinkable and claret	3	good	Effect: "Winning Smile", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2023-12"
11479	bouncing rigging knot	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11480	blinking trick coin	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11481	MacGyver's curative Elf Guard squirtgun	0		Maximum MP: +100, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Peppermint Squirt", Last Available: "2023-12"
11482	chest of &quot;pirate gold&quot;	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11483	sequin-encrusted sweater of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2023-12"
11484	narrow prompt vibrating replica Elf Guard medal	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Item Drop: +5, Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2023-12"
11485	blinking Lil' Snowball Factory	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11486	Elf Guard temporary (permanent) tattoo	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11487	prank Crimbo card	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11488	manspreader's fortified Crimbuccaneer squirtblunderbuss	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Monster Level: +10, Last Available: "2023-12"
11489	My First Paycheck envelope	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11490	mirror reassuring foul-smelling healthy barnacle-encrusted sweater	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Stench Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11491	maroon knitted fortified Crimbuccaneer nose ring of chilblains	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Cold Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2023-12"
11492	pet anchor	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11493	fuchsia Crimbuccaneer tattoo gift certificate	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11494	bouncing spinning spinning Elf Guard safety bear	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11495	kraken	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11496	precision snowball	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11497	Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts (used)	0		Skill: "Elf Guard Cooking", Last Available: "2023-12"
11498	tumbling Cocktails of the Age of Sail (used)	0		Skill: "Old-School Cocktailcrafting", Last Available: "2023-12"
11499	Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion (used)	0		Skill: "Elf Guard Extortion Techniques", Last Available: "2023-12"
11500	The Encyclopedia of Fruit (used)	0		Skill: "Fruit Recognition", Last Available: "2023-12"
11501	Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping (used)	0		Skill: "Elf Guard Relaxation Techniques", Last Available: "2023-12"
11502	Vulcanized moist gray military candy cane	0		Effect: "Christmessy", Effect Duration: 68
11503	diffused extra-deionized bouncing groggipop	0		Effect: "Is This Your Card?", Effect Duration: 68
11504	blurry inspector's moss mace of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Item Drop: +15, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Moss Mugging", Last Available: "2024-12"
11505	flame-wreathed Van der Graaf moss megaphone	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Megaphone Whisper", Last Available: "2024-12"
11506	veiny moss medal of Calamity Jane	0		Maximum HP: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Brandish Moss Medal", Last Available: "2024-12"
11507	teal double-paned moss mitre of the sweet-tooth	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Candy Drop: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Soul Genuflection", Last Available: "2024-12"
11508	upside-down Oprah's smartaleck's moss mantle	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Drop Mantle", Last Available: "2024-12"
11509	lion tamer's moss marlinspike of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Experience (familiar): +2, Extra Pickpocket, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-12"
11510	altered narrow moss mulch	1		Effect: "Net Tea", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2024-12"
11511	colloidal moss floss	0		Effect: "Tapped In", Effect Duration: 69
11512	adobe arsecover	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11513	adobe adze	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-12"
11514	blurry adobe abacus	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11515	upside-down adobe ayam	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11516	adobe ascot	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-12"
11517	adobe abaya	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11518	modified tumbling adobe assortment	1		Last Available: "2024-12"
11519	energized vacuum-sealed adobe brittle	0		Effect: "Scarysauce", Effect Duration: 47
11520	smelly vibrating grievous crepe paper phrygian cap	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Pull down your crepe paper phrygian cap", Last Available: "2025-12"
11521	lightning-fast energetic beefy crepe paper parachute cape	0		Muscle: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2025-12"
11522	twirling lightning-fast hardened Socratic crepe paper pie clip	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Damage Reduction: 3, Initiative: +40, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Look through your crepe paper pie clip", Last Available: "2025-12"
11523	skewed perfumed rosy-cheeked studded crepe paper puzzle cube	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Stench Resistance: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play with your crepe paper puzzle", Last Available: "2025-12"
11524	medical-grade deadly slick crepe paper plunge camisole	0		Moxie: +10, Weapon Damage: +5, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Leave nothing to the imagination", Last Available: "2025-12"
11525	prompt Sherlock's steel-toed crepe paper polka charm	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Item Drop: +25, Adventures: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Embrace polka", Last Available: "2025-12"
11526	distilled blinking crepe paper pared cuttings	1		Effect: "Frog In Your Throat", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2025-12"
11527	non-boiled cold-filtered vacuum-sealed crepe paper peanut candy	0		Effect: "Square to be Hip", Effect Duration: 51
11528	tumbling dog trainer's rock-hard petrified wood war pike	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Experience (familiar): +1, Last Available: "2025-12"
11529	forbidden petrified wood waist protector of Calamity Jane	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Single Equip, Avoid Attack: 1, Last Available: "2025-12"
11530	double-paned petrified wood wizard's pouch of the glutton	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Food Drop: +100, Single Equip, Lantern: 2, Lantern Element: "Hot", Lantern Element: "None", Last Available: "2025-12"
11531	sizzling cool petrified wood water purifier	0		Moxie: +5, Hot Damage: +10, Lantern: 2, Lantern Element: "Cold", Lantern Element: "Sleaze", Last Available: "2025-12"
11532	sharpshooter's petrified wood whoopie panama of the overflowing toilet	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2025-12", Thorns: 1
11533	perfumed experienced petrified wood walking pants	0		Experience: +2, Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2025-12"
11534	modified tumbling petrified wood waste parts	1		Last Available: "2025-12"
11535	double-improved petrified wood wafer praline	0		Effect: "familiar.enq", Effect Duration: 47
11536	aged cybeer	4	awesome	Last Available: "2025-12"
11537	ICEbox	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11538	squat wired underwear	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Refresh HP", Last Available: "2025-12"
11539	encrypted shuriken	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Encrypted Shuriken", Last Available: "2025-12"
11540	blue baby chest mimic	0		Free Pull
11541	googly chest eyes	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11542	mimic egg	0		
11543	Newton's Crimbuccaneer war standard of incineration	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2023-12"
11544	squat maroon frightening wizardly Elf Guard war standard	0		Mysticality: +25, Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2023-12"
11545	in-the-box spring shoes	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-02"
11546	narrow aromatic fireproof steel-toed spring shoes	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Hot Resistance: +3, Stench Resistance: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spring Away", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spring Kick", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spring Growth Spurt", Drops Items, Last Available: "2024-02"
11547	tarnished cold-filtered huge lime green ultra-soft ferns	0		Effect: "Shawarma Warm War", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2024-02"
11548	dry flattened mirror crunchy brush	0		Effect: "Coal-Powered", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2024-02"
11549	smashed scientific equipment	0		
11550	teal ghostly biphasic molecular oculus	0		No Pull
11551	triphasic molecular oculus	0		
11552	shaking high-tension exoskeleton	0		Avoid Attack: 1
11553	yellow ultra-high-tension exoskeleton	0		Avoid Attack: 2
11554	irresponsible-tension exoskeleton	0		Avoid Attack: 3
11555	wobbly quick-release belt pouch	0		Single Equip
11556	bouncing quick-release fannypack	0		Single Equip
11557	spinning quick-release utility belt	0		Single Equip
11558	rock-hard motion sensor	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Single Equip
11559	yellow ghostly focused magnetron pistol	0		Single Equip
11560	packaged Everfull Dart Holster	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-03"
11561	mirror squat blue frosty Everfull Dart Holster of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: 35, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-03"
11562	research fragment	0		
11563	yellow Thwaitgold wolf spider statuette	0		
11564	bouncing boxed Apriling band helmet	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-04"
11565	frosty Tesla arcane researcher's Apriling band helmet of the scaredy-cat of terror	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Monster Level: -15, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2024-04"
11566	experienced slick Apriling band saxophone of vim and vigor of the sewer	0		Moxie: +10, Experience: +2, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Stench Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-04"
11567	up-at-dawn auspicious forbidden wicked Apriling band quad tom	0		Spell Damage: +5, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Item Drop: +10, Adventures: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-04"
11568	lime green fireproof gravedigger's dance instructor's smartaleck's Apriling band tuba of Leguizamo	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Monster Level: +20, Spooky Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-04"
11569	greedy smelly coward's banded beefcake's Apriling band staff of the sewer	0		Muscle: +25, Damage Absorption: +100, Monster Level: -20, Stench Damage: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-04"
11570	Apriling band piccolo	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-04"
11571	boxed Mayam Calendar	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-05"
11572	twirling wobbly Mayam Calendar	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-05"
11573	small normal ghostly yam	2	good	Last Available: "2024-05"
11574	acceptable watered-down yam martini	2	good	Last Available: "2024-05"
11575	watered-down mediocre sweet potato o' mine	2	decent	Last Available: "2024-05"
11576	perfectly mixed Southern yam	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2024-05"
11577	fancy distilled mediocre sweet potato punch	5	decent	Effect: "Hot Blooded", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2024-05"
11578	snack-sized adequate Mayam spinach	2	good	Last Available: "2024-05"
11579	delicious massive yam and swiss	7	awesome	Last Available: "2024-05"
11580	shaking pulsating executive censurious yam cannon of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Meat Drop: +40, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-05"
11581	yam cannon	0		Initiative: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-05"
11582	yam battery	0		Last Available: "2024-05"
11583	yam stinkbomb	0		Last Available: "2024-05"
11584	family-friendly crafty furry yam buckler of the businessman	0		Maximum MP: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Meat Drop: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-05"
11585	thanksgiving bomb	0		Last Available: "2024-05"
11586	Sherlock's inspector's yamtility belt of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Item Drop: 40, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-05"
11587	special flavorless yam slider	4	decent	Effect: "Strength of Ten Ettins", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2024-05"
11588	bland tiny pulsating yam mayo	1	decent	Last Available: "2024-05"
11589	flavorless miniature yam burrito	2	decent	Last Available: "2024-05"
11590	visual packet sniffer	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11591	mini kiwi egg	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-06"
11592	shaking aviator goggles	0		
11593	Thwaitgold Illinigina illinoiensis model	0		
11594	stale super-sized narrow mini kiwi	5	decent	Last Available: "2024-06"
11595	ghostly jittery greedy Fonzie's Rosewater's mini kiwi bikini	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Experience (Moxie): +1, Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2024-06"
11596	lousy mini kiwitini	3	decent	Last Available: "2024-06"
11597	spinning mini kiwi invisible dirigible	0		Familiar Weight: -20, Last Available: "2024-06"
11598	mini kiwi aioli	0		Last Available: "2024-06"
11599	hardened dangerous mini kiwi silicon tiepin of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: 30, Damage Reduction: 3, Last Available: "2024-06"
11600	blurry mini kiwi tipi	0		Last Available: "2024-06"
11601	decent enchanted mini kiwi digitized cookies	3	good	Effect: "Sugar, Hello", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2024-06"
11602	drinkable mini kiwi intoxicating spirits	4	good	Last Available: "2024-06"
11603	polymerized quadruple-ionized altered mini kiwi antimilitaristic hippy petition	0		Effect: "Stick Emporium Membership", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2024-06"
11604	extra-unsweetened polymerized mini kiwi illicit antibiotic	0		Effect: "Boschface", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2024-06"
11605	mansplainer's fortified mini kiwi whipping stick	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Monster Level: +15, Last Available: "2024-06"
11606	Jack Frost's mini kiwi icepick	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2024-06"
11607	moist diffused twirling mini kiwi-flavored aspirin-injecting lipstick	0		Effect: "Orchid Blood", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2024-06"
11608	blurry pulsating packaged Roman Candelabra	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-07"
11609	Roman Candelabra	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blow the Blue Candle!", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blow the Green Candle!", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blow the Purple Candle!", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blow the Red Candle!", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blow the Yellow Candle!", Last Available: "2024-07"
11610	blue protogenetic chunklet (synapse)	0		
11611	protogenetic chunklet (muscle)	0		
11612	protogenetic chunklet (flagellum)	0		
11613	protogenetic chunklet (elbow)	0		
11614	jittery protogenetic chunklet (lips)	0		
11615	inspector's messenger bag RNA of Tarzan of the glutton	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Item Drop: +15, Food Drop: +100
11616	lime green flagellate flagon	0		
11617	proto-proto-protozoa	0		
11618	rotten bacteria bisque	3	crappy	
11619	flavorless immense narrow ciliophora chowder	7	decent	
11620	massive bland cream of chloroplasts	8	decent	
11621	purple synaptic soup	0		
11622	muscular soup	0		
11623	mirror flagellate soup	0		
11624	narrow elbow soup	0		
11625	wobbly lip soup	0		
11626	skewed unevolved organism	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-07"
11627	extra ooze	0		
11628	skewed extra DNA	0		Experience (familiar): +1
11629	untorn tearaway pants package	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-08"
11630	upside-down sharpshooter's MacGyver's energetic steel-toed tearaway pants of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Damage Reduction: 9, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Maximum MP: +100, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Tear Away your Pants!", Last Available: "2024-08"
11631	baby bodyguard	0		
11632	upside-down Doll Moll violin case	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
11633	pulsating Tina gun	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11634	tattoo gun	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
11635	extra-dry perfectly mixed Colera Peste Nebbiolo	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2026-08"
11636	longbox of Batfellow comics	0		
11637	Thwaitgold shield bug statuette	0		
11638	bodyguard badge	0		
11639	Too Cold to Hold: How to Be Cool - A Memoir	0		Skill: "Too Cool"
11640	Too Cold to Hold: How to Be Cool - A Memoir (read)	0		Skill: "Too Cool"
11641	teal boxed Sept-Ember Censer	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-09"
11642	Sept-Ember Censer	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11643	jittery shellacked blade of dismemberment	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-09"
11644	Embering Hulk	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11645	maroon Mmm-brr! brand mouthwash	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11646	blinking shaking Septapus summoning charm	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11647	structural ember	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11648	toasty medical-grade stiffened embers-only jacket	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Hot Damage: +5, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-09"
11649	asbestos-lined bembershoot	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-09"
11650	stale wheel of camembert	4	decent	Last Available: "2024-09"
11651	family-friendly ruddy beefy hat of remembering	0		Muscle: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-09"
11652	blue throwin' ember	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11653	spinning head of emberg lettuce	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11654	embering hunk	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11655	soft cap of diminishing returns	0		
11656	narrow photo booth sized crate	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-10"
11657	boxed bat wings	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-10"
11658	family-friendly healthy sage bat wings	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Rest upside down", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Swoop like a Bat", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Summon Cauldron of Bats", Last Available: "2024-10"
11659	ember egg	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11660	ember	0		Cold Resistance: +1
11661	squat Jeselnik's curative monocle on a stick	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11662	studded plastic pipe of the bloodbag	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Maximum HP: +100, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11663	cool fake arrow-through-the-head of the sweet-tooth	0		Moxie: +5, Candy Drop: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11664	ghostly beefy bow tie of the boozehound	0		Muscle: +10, Booze Drop: +100, Clowniness: 25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11665	prompt executive fake huge beard	0		Meat Drop: +40, Adventures: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11666	green jittery medical-grade astronaut helmet of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11667	inspector's lion tamer's feather boa	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Item Drop: +15, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11668	lion tamer's extremely unsafe Sheriff badge	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Experience (familiar): +2, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11669	bouncing shaking upside-down veiny weightlifter's Sheriff pistol	0		Muscle: +15, Maximum HP: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11670	wobbly Rosewater's Sheriff moustache of James Dean	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Experience (Moxie): +3, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11671	chaotic photo booth supply list of Flo-Jo	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Initiative: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Check for photo booth supplies", Last Available: "2024-10"
11672	bouncing peace turkey outline	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-11"
11673	tie-dye headband	0		
11674	decent tumbling jittery whirled peas	3	good	Last Available: "2024-11"
11675	rotten peaza	3	crappy	Last Available: "2024-11"
11676	peace shooter	0		Last Available: "2024-11"
11677	pickled lime green blurry drenchrome 2.0	1		Last Available: "2025-12"
11678	powdered twirling bouncing Synapse Blaster	1		Last Available: "2025-12"
11679	quantized familiar	0		
11680	quantum watch	0		Adventures: +2
11681	fuchsia quantized familiar experience	0		
11682	chilled pea brittle	0		Effect: "Preemptive Medicine", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2024-11"
11683	delicious special peasco	3	awesome	Effect: "Hardened Fabric", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2024-11"
11684	stale snack-sized upside-down piece of cake	2	decent	Last Available: "2024-11"
11685	handful of split pea soup	0		Last Available: "2024-11"
11686	maroon pulsating Sealed TakerSpace letter of Marque	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-12"
11687	squat TakerSpace letter of Marque	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11688	ghostly greasy Herculean deft pirate hook	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-12"
11689	hardy occult iron tricorn hat	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Maximum HP: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Iron Tricorn Headbutt", Last Available: "2024-12"
11690	huge smartaleck's jolly roger flag	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-12"
11691	narrow sleeping profane parrot	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11692	maroon pirrrate's currrse	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11693	smooth watered-down tankard of spiced rum	2	awesome	Last Available: "2024-12"
11694	watered-down hand-crafted tankard of spiced Goldschlepper	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2024-12"
11695	packaged luxury garment	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11696	weightlifter's governor's daughter's lace collar	0		Muscle: +15, Last Available: "2024-12"
11697	groovy governor's daughter's petticoats	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Last Available: "2024-12"
11698	twirling stylish governor's daughter's pearl hairpin	0		Moxie: +25, Last Available: "2024-12"
11699	harpoon	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11700	chili powder cutlass of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2024-12"
11701	flavorless Aztec tamale	4	decent	Last Available: "2024-12"
11702	jolly roger tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11703	pet rock	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11704	flame-wreathed groggles	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2024-12"
11705	tumbling red pirate dinghy	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11706	spinning blinking anchor bomb	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11707	smelly resourceful silky pirate drawers	0		Maximum MP: +50, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2024-12"
11708	profane eye patch	0		Sleaze Damage: +3
11709	irradiated peppermint pegleg	0		Effect: "Pwnd", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2024-12"
11710	hand-crafted hard cocoa	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2024-12"
11711	toothsome salmagumdi	4	awesome	Last Available: "2024-12"
11712	narrow lard-coated plastic Easter Island Bunny	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2024-12"
11713	yellow pulsating plastic St. Patrick of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Last Available: "2024-12"
11714	plastic Colonel Brando of Gandalf of horror	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2024-12"
11715	huge forbidden plastic Jedediah and Boiling Cloud	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2024-12"
11716	bouncing plastic &quot;Santa Claus&quot; of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2024-12"
11717	Spirit of Easter	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11718	Spirit of St. Patrick's Day	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11719	Spirit of Veteran's Day	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11720	Spirit of Thanksgiving	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11721	Spirit of Christmas	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11722	delicious coney haunch	3	awesome	Last Available: "2024-12"
11723	oxidized altered dark chocolate egg	0		Effect: "Tingly Wrists", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2024-12"
11724	perfectly mixed triple-distilled moai toai	7	EPIC	
11725	crafty moaiball of the wise owl of the dark arts	0		Mysticality: +20, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Maximum MP: +10, Last Available: "2024-12"
11726	half-digested rat	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11727	dry enhanced four-leaf potato sprout	0		Effect: "Optimist Primal", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2024-12"
11728	upside-down wizardly potato jacket of the storm of the boozehound	0		Mysticality: +25, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2024-12"
11729	traumatic holiday memory	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11730	Brandonian footlocker key	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11731	mirror pulsating stylish military orb of the blizzard	0		Moxie: +25, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Throw Military Orb", Last Available: "2024-12"
11732	chilled denatured ghostly rum ball	0		Effect: "Standard Issue Bravery", Effect Duration: 16
11733	gravy skin	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11734	upside-down mirror manspreader's gravyskin hat of mayonnaise	0		Monster Level: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2024-12"
11735	gravyskin buckler of the empath of terror	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2024-12"
11736	rock-hard gravyskin skirt of the early riser	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2024-12"
11737	smelly weightlifter's gravyskin pants	0		Muscle: +15, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2024-12"
11738	diffused crystallized pumpkin spice	0		Effect: "Billiards Belligerence", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2024-12"
11739	decent room scale bean casserole	4	good	Last Available: "2024-12"
11740	fragile Christmas ornament	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11741	narrow ragged wool yarn	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11742	blinking scandalous vibrating beefy perfect Christmas scarf	0		Muscle: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Sleaze Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-12"
11743	wizardly snowman-enchanting tophat of the glutton	0		Mysticality: +25, Food Drop: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Place your hat on their head", Last Available: "2024-12"
11744	super-ionized improved wobbly LIDAR candle	0		Effect: "Lucky Cat Is Lucky", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2024-12"
11745	horrifying steel-toed Congressional Medal of Insanity of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Damage Reduction: 9, Spooky Damage: +25, Lantern: 3, Last Available: "2024-12"
11746	pumpkin spice whorl	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11747	hand-crafted upside-down Easter grasshopper	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2024-12"
11748	watered-down bad Irish eggnog	2	decent	Last Available: "2024-12"
11749	aged canteen of jungle juice	3	awesome	Last Available: "2024-12"
11750	lousy upside-down turchucken	4	decent	Last Available: "2024-12"
11751	practically non-alcoholic bad mechanically-mulled cider	1	decent	Last Available: "2024-12"
11752	delicious green twirling holiday trip around the world	4	awesome	Last Available: "2024-12"
11753	stale green chocolate ostrich egg	3	decent	Last Available: "2024-12"
11754	miniature toothsome beef and cabbage	2	awesome	Last Available: "2024-12"
11755	flavorless candy rations	4	decent	Last Available: "2024-12"
11756	small special spoiled jittery bouncing double-candied yams	2	crappy	Effect: "Super-Mega-Ultra-Hyper-Charged", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2024-12"
11757	huge delicious spinning Christmas ham	6	awesome	Last Available: "2024-12"
11758	rotten fancy half-sized holiday smorgasbord	2	crappy	Effect: "Leisurely Amblin'", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2024-12"
11759	bouncing ghostly Bowl of Infinite Jelly	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11760	narrow skewed bejazzled eyepatch of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Last Available: "2024-12"
11761	Secrets of the Master Egg Hunters	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Master Egg Hunter"
11762	Secrets of the Master Egg Hunters (used)	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Master Egg Hunter"
11763	How to Lose Friends and Attract Snakes	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Attract Snakes"
11764	How to Lose Friends and Attract Snakes (used)	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Attract Snakes"
11765	skewed Covert Ops for Kids	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Hide From Seekers"
11766	Covert Ops for Kids (used)	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Hide From Seekers"
11767	Holiday Multitasking	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Holiday Multitasking"
11768	Holiday Multitasking (used)	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Holiday Multitasking"
11769	skewed Hoyle's Guide to Reindeer Games	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Reindeer Games"
11770	Hoyle's Guide to Reindeer Games (used)	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Reindeer Games"
11771	blurry moai statuette	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11772	egg gun of vim and vigor of the sewer of horror of temperance	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Stench Damage: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Egg the face", Last Available: "2024-12"
11773	mirror zippy Annie Oakley's wholesome shellacked army helmet	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2024-12"
11774	jittery candy egg deviler	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11775	napkin	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11776	adequate Thanksgiving ration	3	good	Last Available: "2024-12"
11777	lousy Easter eggnog	4	decent	Last Available: "2024-12"
11778	boiled blinking mirror clovermint	1		Last Available: "2024-12"
11779	blurry steel-toed smooth nylon Christmas stockings of dire peril of the bloodbag	0		Moxie: +15, Weapon Damage: +20, Damage Reduction: 9, Maximum HP: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-12"
11780	tattoo of two turkeys	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11781	electrified flattened bouncing lime green deviled candy egg	0		Effect: "Carrrsmic", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2024-12"
11782	McHugeLarge deluxe ski set	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-01"
11783	smelly brainy McHugeLarge duffel bag	0		Mysticality: +5, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2025-01", McHugeLarge
11784	careful healthy McHugeLarge left pole of doom	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Monster Level: -10, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "McHugeLarge Slash", Last Available: "2025-01", McHugeLarge
11785	scorching shellacked McHugeLarge right pole of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Damage Reduction: 7, Hot Damage: +25, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "McHugeLarge Stab", Last Available: "2025-01", McHugeLarge
11786	forbidden McHugeLarge left ski of the boozehound	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Booze Drop: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "McHugeLarge Avalanche", Last Available: "2025-01", McHugeLarge
11787	mansplainer's McHugeLarge right ski of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: 35, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "McHugeLarge Ski Plow", Last Available: "2025-01", McHugeLarge
11788	upside-down 1	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11789	mirror 0	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11790	powdered lime green eXpand	1		Last Available: "2025-12"
11791	brute force hammer	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Brute Force Hammer", Last Available: "2025-12"
11792	datastick	0		Last Available: "2025-12", RAM: +1
11793	dedigitizer schematic: brute force hammer	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11794	skewed dedigitizer schematic: malware injector	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11795	dedigitizer schematic: cybervisor	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11796	dedigitizer schematic: digibritches	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11797	dedigitizer schematic: cryptocloak	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11798	pulsating red dedigitizer schematic: zero-trust tanktop	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11799	dedigitizer schematic: retro floppy disk	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11800	dedigitizer schematic: pocket GPU	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11801	wobbly dedigitizer schematic: trojan horseshoe	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11802	ghostly dedigitizer schematic: familiar-in-the-middle	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11803	green cybervisor	0		Last Available: "2025-12", RAM: +3
11804	shaking wobbly retro floppy disk	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11805	jittery pocket GPU	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2025-12"
11806	malware injector	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Inject Malware", Last Available: "2025-12"
11807	CyberRealm keycode	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-12"
11808	server room key	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11809	3d printed server room key	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11810	jittery dedigitizer schematic: 3d printed server room key	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11811	logic grenade	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11812	mixed green ghostly psilocyber mushroom	1		Effect: "Stogied", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2025-12"
11813	pulsating huge dedigitizer schematic: SLEEP(5) rom chip	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11814	dedigitizer schematic: OVERCLOCK(10) rom chip	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11815	dedigitizer schematic: STATS+++ rom chip	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11816	dedigitizer schematic: insignificant bit	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11817	dedigitizer schematic: hashing vise	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11818	olive dedigitizer schematic: geofencing rapier	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11819	bouncing dedigitizer schematic: geofencing shield	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11820	huge gray dedigitizer schematic: virtual cybertattoo	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11821	SLEEP(5) rom chip	0		Skill: "SLEEP(5)", Last Available: "2025-12"
11822	spinning OVERCLOCK(10) rom chip	0		Skill: "OVERCLOCK(10)", Last Available: "2025-12"
11823	STATS+++ rom chip	0		Skill: "STATS+++", Last Available: "2025-12"
11824	huge insignificant bit	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11825	blinking parity bit	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11826	hashing vise	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11827	geofencing rapier	0		Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Thrust your geofencing rapier", Last Available: "2025-12"
11828	geofencing shield	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11829	narrow virtual cybertattoo	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11830	ninja rope	0		
11831	ninja crampons	0		
11832	ninja carabiner	0		
11833	cold-filtered red synthetic coffee	0		Effect: "Briny Blood", Effect Duration: 30
11834	super-chilled alkaline bouncing iDrops	0		Effect: "Human-Beast Hybrid", Effect Duration: 23
11835	huge shame coil	0		
11836	jittery new-in-box toy Cupid bow	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-02"
11837	maroon toy Cupid bow	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Last Available: "2025-02"
11838	bouncing heat arc	0		
11839	blinking scrape	0		
11840	phantom digit	0		
11841	foul line	0		
11842	dark manioc	0		
11843	Observer source code	0		
11844	huge twirling chill gherkin	0		
11845	childrens' stapler	0		
11846	skewed purple wobbly plover's egg	0		
11847	flyswatter	0		
11848	tumbling Thwaitgold cordyceps ant statuette	0		
11849	heat particle	0		Hot Damage: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +10
11850	sore	0		Cold Damage: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +10
11851	blurry stomach churner	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
11852	squat phantom brace	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10
11853	spinning foul cozy	0		Stench Damage: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +10
11854	grim cellophane	0		Combat Rate: -5
11855	rift oculus	0		Combat Rate: +5
11856	mirror blurry sweaty egg	0		HP Regen Min: 4, HP Regen Max: 8
11857	carton of extra-sharp, staples	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Spell Damage: +10
11858	teal glover liners	0		Pickpocket Chance: +10
11859	ghostly wobbly purple mosquito speakers	0		Monster Level: +5
11860	assemble-it-yourself Leprecondo	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-03"
11861	Leprecondo	0		Last Available: "2025-03"
11862	mixed teal mirror spinning scoop of pre-workout powder	1		Last Available: "2025-03"
11863	table tennis ball	0		Last Available: "2025-03"
11864	aged weak mirror pint of Leprechaun Stout	2	awesome	Last Available: "2025-03"
11865	compressed gray pulsating phosphor traces	1		Last Available: "2025-03"
11866	squat crafting plans	0		Last Available: "2025-03"
11867	Book of Irony	0		Skill: "Generate Irony"
11868	red pulsating spoon	0		
11869	huge unironic knife	0		
11870	bar dart	0		Last Available: "2025-03"
11871	diluted upside-down leprechaun antidepressant pill	1		Last Available: "2025-03"
11872	stale Heck ramen	4	decent	Last Available: "2025-03"
11873	bland burrito	4	decent	Last Available: "2025-03"
11874	moldy diet small beer brat	1	crappy	Last Available: "2025-03"
11875	small stale mirror peach pie	2	decent	Last Available: "2025-03"
11876	rotten incredible mini-pizza	3	crappy	Last Available: "2025-03"
11877	tolerable fancy Divine sidecar	4	good	Effect: "Boon of the Storm Tortoise", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2025-03"
11878	weak fancy perfectly mixed tangarita sidecar	2	EPIC	Effect: "Dancing Prowess", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2025-03"
11879	practically non-alcoholic acceptable gimlet sidecar	1	good	Last Available: "2025-03"
11880	drinkable triple-distilled special vodka stratocaster sidecar	8	good	Effect: "Capricorn Rising", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2025-03"
11881	aged blinking prussian cathouse sidecar	3	awesome	Last Available: "2025-03"
11882	practically non-alcoholic bad ghostly Mon Tiki sidecar	1	decent	Last Available: "2025-03"
11883	green Packaged April Shower Thoughts Calendar	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-04"
11884	fireproof April Shower Thoughts shield of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2025-04"
11885	blinking glob of wet paper	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11886	spitball	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11887	polarized concentrated wet paper weights	0		Effect: "Dance of the Sugar Fairy", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2025-04"
11888	drinkable practically non-alcoholic Three Sheets to the Wind	1	good	Last Available: "2025-04"
11889	adequate half-sized spinning pile of wet dates	2	good	Last Available: "2025-04"
11890	papier Mach 1 airplane	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11891	yellow wet blanket	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11892	toasty wet shower cap	0		Hot Damage: +5, Last Available: "2025-04"
11893	wet shower shoes of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2025-04"
11894	scorching wet shower shorts	0		Hot Damage: +25, Last Available: "2025-04"
11895	wet paper tiger	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11896	wet paper eye	0		Familiar Weight: +15
11897	wet shower curtain	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11898	ionized wet paper cup	0		Effect: "It Tickles!  It Tickles!", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2025-04"
11899	colloidal improved wet paperback	0		Effect: "The Power of LOV", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2025-04"
11900	fuchsia skewed wet shower radio of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2025-04"
11901	wet shower stamp	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11902	shaking squat wizardly birthday bloon	0		Mysticality: +25
11903	frozen huge jawwetter	0		Effect: "Texas Elegance", Effect Duration: 33
11904	Unpeeled Peridot of Peril	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-05"
11905	friendly padded Peridot of Peril of terror	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Familiar Weight: +3, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2025-05"
11906	upside-down terrycloth turban of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7
11907	razor-sharp jockey's hat	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25
11908	resourceful sharpshooter's hat	0		Maximum MP: +50
11909	jittery studded extra-tight skullcap	0		Damage Absorption: +80
11910	smooth sturdy pith helmet	0		Moxie: +15
11911	curative bishop's mitre	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
11912	purple reassuring tin foil hat	0		Spooky Resistance: +1
11913	healthy construction hardhat	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20
11914	wobbly imposing pilgrim's hat of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25
11915	crown of thorns	0		Thorns: 1
11916	upside-down crafty stylish bycocket	0		Maximum MP: +10
11917	Thwaitgold mad hatterpillar statuette	0		
11918	purple bouncing packaged prismatic beret	0		Free Pull
11919	blush beret	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Beret Blast", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Beret Boast", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Beret Busking", Last Available: "2025-06"
11920	spinning flak shield	0		
11921	cyan Axis HQ Code	0		
11922	yeti in a travel cooler	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-07"
11923	exchanger	0		Cold Damage: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2025-07"
11924	greedy extremely unsafe Axis helmet	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Meat Drop: +20
11925	Axis fatigues of Leguizamo of the brazier	0		Monster Level: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +25
11926	sinister Axis suspenders of the boozehound	0		Spell Damage: +10, Booze Drop: +100, Single Equip
11927	stolen artifact	0		
11928	really expensive stolen artifact	0		
11929	blurry priceless stolen artifact	0		
11930	chocolate rations	0		
11931	tumbling purple nice nylon stockings	0		
11932	bouncing Allied Radio Backpack Pack	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-07"
11933	narrow frosty Oprah's therapeutic Allied Radio Backpack	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Cold Spell Damage: +10, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Call in an Airstrike", Last Available: "2025-07"
11934	orphaned baby skeleton	0		
11935	jittery ordnance magnet	0		Single Equip, Drops Items
11936	confetti grenade	0		
11937	big decent blurry wobbly Skeleton Wars rations	5	good	
11938	hand-crafted skeleton war fuel can	3	EPIC	
11939	skeleton war grenade	0		
11940	chocolate and nylons detector	0		
11941	M&ouml;bius ring box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-08"
11942	M&ouml;bius ring	0		Gear Drop: [100*lte(paradoxicity,7)*gte(paradoxicity,3)], Last Available: "2025-08"
11943	cyan bone pacifier	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11944	prompt sinister Allied Forces insignia of the overflowing toilet	0		Spell Damage: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Adventures: +3, Single Equip
11945	bouncing Allied Tattoo Kit	0		
11946	handheld Allied radio	0		
11947	mirror Axis codebook	0		
11948	oxidized huge Life Goals Pamphlet	0		Effect: "Carrrsmic", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2025-08"
11949	Temple Grandin's bully badge	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2025-08"
11950	blurry scorching time cop top hat	0		Hot Damage: +25, Last Available: "2025-08"
11951	upside-down Stock Certificate	0		Last Available: "2025-08"
11952	boiled skewed mixed berry jelly	1		Last Available: "2025-08"
11953	moldy toast with mixed berry jelly	4	crappy	Last Available: "2025-08"
11954	stale cup of sugar	4	decent	Last Available: "2025-08"
11955	fancy bland tumbling Susie's cupcake	3	decent	Effect: "Abyssal Blood", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2025-08"
11956	clock	0		Last Available: "2025-08"
11957	up-at-dawn the gun of the ox of horror	0		Muscle: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2025-08"
11958	bad spirit-forward wine	5	decent	Last Available: "2025-08"
11960	green skewed really, really nice swimming trunks	0		Adventure Underwater
11961	sand penny	0		
11962	zippy undersea surveying goggles	0		Initiative: +20, Lasts Until Rollover
11963	tolerable Ocean-Touched Rum	3	good	
11964	boiled twirling water-logged pill	1		Effect: "Pharmaceutically Cool", Effect Duration: 40
11965	half-sized normal twirling kelp puck	2	good	
11966	scroll of sea strength	0		
11967	mirror green scroll of sea smarts	0		
11968	scroll of sea smarm	0		
11969	waterlogged scroll of healing	0		
11970	sea gel	0		
11971	alkaline skewed octopus ink bladder	0		Effect: "Comprehensively Nourished", Effect Duration: 62
11972	shaking durable dolphin whistle	0		
11973	blurry twirling Thwaitgold lobster statuette	0		
11974	blinking packaged Monodent of the Sea	0		Free Pull
11975	Monodent of the Sea	0		Hot Damage: +25, All Attributes Percent: +5, Experience: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sea *dent: Throw a Lightning Bolt", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sea *dent: Summon a Wave", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sea *dent: Talk to Some Fish", Last Available: "2025-09"
11976	skewed unblemished pearl	0		
11977	shaking wool dentadent	0		Cold Resistance: +1
11986	lab-grown blood cubic zirconia	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-10"
11987	scandalous hardy steel-toed groovy boxer's thinker's blood cubic zirconia	0		Mysticality: +10, Muscle Percent: +10, Moxie Percent: +10, Damage Reduction: 9, Maximum HP: +50, Sleaze Damage: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Blood Geyser", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Refracted Gaze", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Sweat Bullets", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Blood Bath", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Dial it up to 11", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Sweat Equity", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Create Blood Thinner", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Prepare Spinal Tapas", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Craft a Pheromone Cocktail", Last Available: "2025-10"
12044	dehydrated bouncing blood thinner	1		Last Available: "2025-10"
12045	bad mirror pheromone cocktail	4	decent	Last Available: "2025-10"
12046	toothsome spinal tapas	4	awesome	Last Available: "2025-10"
12047	shrunken head in a duffel bag	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-11"
12048	healthy slick beefcake's shrunken head	0		Muscle: +25, Moxie: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Prepare to reanimate your Foe", Last Available: "2025-11"
12049	green stocking full of bones	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-12"
12050	small peppermint-flavored sugar walking crook	0		
12051	pulsating knucklebone	0		
12052	spirit-forward mediocre Smoking Pope	5	decent	
12053	moldy prize turkey	3	crappy	
12054	dried medicinal gruel	1		
12055	rotten full-sized pumpkin pie	3	crappy	Last Available: "2025-11"
12056	bad practically non-alcoholic huge vodka cranberry sauce	1	decent	Last Available: "2025-11"
12057	altered ionized jittery yammed candy	0		Effect: "Feelin' Philosophical", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2025-11"
12058	adequate snack-sized treasure chestnut	2	good	Last Available: "2025-12"
12059	lousy weak mulled butter rum	2	decent	Last Available: "2025-12"
12060	oxidized liquefied ionized huge cinnamon doubloon	0		Effect: "Tomato Power", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2025-12"
12061	twirling studded plastic left skeleton arm	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Last Available: "2025-12"
12062	wizardly plastic left skeleton leg	0		Mysticality: +25, Last Available: "2025-12"
12063	plastic right skeleton arm of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Last Available: "2025-12"
12064	ghostly twirling plastic right skeleton leg	0		Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2025-12"
12065	teal plastic skeleton pelvis of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Last Available: "2025-12"
12066	red discreetly-wrapped Eternity Codpiece	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-12"
12067	The Eternity Codpiece	0		All Attributes: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-12"
12068	gray narrow avaricious fireproof angelbone kilt	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2026-12"
12069	squat electrified angelbone totem	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-12", Spleen Capacity: +1
12070	cyan angelbone chopsticks of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-12", Stomach Capacity: +1
12071	teal wobbly foul-smelling angelbone mantle of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Stench Damage: +10, Last Available: "2026-12"
12072	teal angelbone dice of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-12", Liver Capacity: +1
12073	boxer's angelbone halo of extreme caution	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Monster Level: -25, Last Available: "2026-12"
12074	dried angelbone fragments	1		Effect: "Poker Faced", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2026-12"
12075	ionized polarized corrupted biblically accurate gumdrops	0		Effect: "Cold Jellied", Effect Duration: 55
12076	electrified quilted devilbone helmet	0		Damage Absorption: +40, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2026-12"
12077	upside-down Tesla devilbone greaves	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2026-12", Spleen Capacity: +1
12078	Newton's Herculean devilbone shinguards	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-12"
12079	Sinatra's devilbone corset	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Last Available: "2026-12", Stomach Capacity: +1
12080	fortified devilbone flute of the storm	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2026-12"
12081	resourceful devilbone rosary	0		Maximum MP: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-12", Liver Capacity: +1
12082	denatured devilbone chunks	1		Last Available: "2026-12"
12083	polarized nitrogenated narrow Gehenna tattoo	0		Effect: "Stone-Faced", Effect Duration: 59
12116	fuchsia jittery burnt incisor	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12117	fuchsia pulsating burnt phalange	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12118	burnt radius	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12119	huge burnt rib	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12120	burnt skull	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12121	Crymbocurrency	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12122	upside-down ghostly cyan deadly extra-thick Crimbo sweater	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Last Available: "2025-12"
12123	The Encyclopedia of Holiday Funerary Rites	0		Skill: "Holiday Burial Knowledge", Last Available: "2025-12"
12124	weak mediocre Steve Abrams' Holiday Sampler Beer	2	decent	Last Available: "2025-12"
12125	skewed green crate of prize-winning rum	0		No Pull, Last Available: "2025-12"
12126	mediocre extra-dry teal bottle of prize-winning rum	5	decent	Last Available: "2025-12"
12127	sizzling careful Santa-Slayer medal of courage	0		Monster Level: -10, Hot Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2025-12"
12128	upside-down Skull of Claus	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12129	frozen gray boiling bone marrow	0		Effect: "Ogred and Oublietted", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2025-12"
12130	improved olive boiling cerebrospinal fluid	0		Effect: "Black Lung", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2025-12"
12131	dry boiling synovial fluid	0		Effect: "Berry Critical", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2025-12"
12132	red avaricious perfumed deadly smoldering vertebra	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Stench Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2025-12"
12133	bouncing twirling seal-clubbing club loot box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-01"
12134	<span style='padding: 2px; color: #ff8000; background-color: black;'>legendary seal-clubbing club</span>	0		Muscle Percent: +50, Weapon Damage: +10, Initiative: +50, Attacks Can't Miss, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Club 'Em Across the Battlefield", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Club 'Em Into Next Week", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Club 'Em Back in Time", Display Name: "<span style='padding: 2px; color: #ff8000; background-color: black;'>legendary seal-clubbing club</span>", Last Available: "2026-01"
12135	red smoldering bone dust	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12136	volatile bone bomb	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12137	dog trainer's shellacked padded hot boning knife	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Damage Reduction: 7, Experience (familiar): +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2025-12"
12138	greasy crafty fistbone of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Maximum MP: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2025-12"
12139	censurious Jeselnik's burnt bone belt of the detective	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Item Drop: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2025-12"
12140	green frosty scorched skull trophy	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2025-12"
12141	big adequate wing bone	5	good	Last Available: "2025-12"
12142	artisanal high-proof tumbling weak skeleton venom	10	EPIC	Last Available: "2025-12"
12143	diluted baked bone meal	1		Last Available: "2025-12"
12144	brainy plastic skeleton rib cage	0		Mysticality: +5, Last Available: "2025-12"
12145	Annie Oakley's plastic skeleton skull	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Last Available: "2025-12"
12146	wobbly plastic skeleton Crimbo hat of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2025-12"
12147	assembled plastic Santa skeleton	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12148	sleigh	0		Familiar Weight: +10
12149	undertakers' forceps	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12150	bone-polishing rag	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12151	teal Lo Pan's experienced scorched skeleton mask	0		Experience: +2, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Last Available: "2025-12"
12152	zippy stiffened scorched skeleton shirt	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2025-12"
12153	red thinker's scorched skeleton pants of chilblains	0		Mysticality: +10, Cold Damage: +25, Last Available: "2025-12"
12154	bouncing messenger parrot egg	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12155	huge buryable chest	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12156	Shanty: Let's Beat Up This Drunken Sailor	0		Skill: "Let's Beat Up This Drunken Sailor", Last Available: "2025-12"
12157	Shanty: Let's Beat Up This Drunken Sailor (used)	0		Skill: "Let's Beat Up This Drunken Sailor", Last Available: "2025-12"
12158	Shanty: I'm Smarter Than a Drunken Sailor	0		Skill: "I'm Smarter Than a Drunken Sailor", Last Available: "2025-12"
12159	Shanty: I'm Smarter Than a Drunken Sailor (used)	0		Skill: "I'm Smarter Than a Drunken Sailor", Last Available: "2025-12"
12160	Shanty: Look At That Drunken Sailor Dance	0		Skill: "Look At That Drunken Sailor Dance", Last Available: "2025-12"
12161	Shanty: Look At That Drunken Sailor Dance (used)	0		Skill: "Look At That Drunken Sailor Dance", Last Available: "2025-12"
12162	Shanty: Who's Going to Pay This Drunken Sailor?	0		Skill: "Who's Going to Pay This Drunken Sailor?", Last Available: "2025-12"
12163	pulsating Shanty: Who's Going to Pay This Drunken Sailor? (used)	0		Skill: "Who's Going to Pay This Drunken Sailor?", Last Available: "2025-12"
12164	Shanty: Only Dogs Love a Drunken Sailor	0		Skill: "Only Dogs Love a Drunken Sailor", Last Available: "2025-12"
12165	Shanty: Only Dogs Love a Drunken Sailor (used)	0		Skill: "Only Dogs Love a Drunken Sailor", Last Available: "2025-12"
12166	Crymbocurrency tattoo	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12167	Van der Graaf wholesome fireproof bonesaw	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2025-12"
12168	aromatic reassuring vermiculite shield	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2025-12"
12169	Usain Bolt's ship's lantern	0		Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2025-12"
12170	heat-resistant harpoon pistol of Tarzan of terror	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2025-12"
12171	decent big traditional gingerloaf	5	good	Last Available: "2025-12"
12172	fancy artisanal Scotch and eggnog	3	EPIC	Effect: "Ichorous Intensity", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2025-12"
12173	pickled alkaline moist counterskeleton elixir	0		Effect: "Eye of the Seal", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2025-12"
12174	drinkable &quot;salvaged&quot; wine	3	good	Last Available: "2025-12"
12175	The Encyclopedia of Holiday Funerary Rites (used)	0		Skill: "Holiday Burial Knowledge", Last Available: "2025-12"
12176	skewed crate of prize-winning cheese	0		No Pull, Last Available: "2025-12"
12177	moldy twirling wedge of prize-winning cheese	3	crappy	Last Available: "2025-12"
12178	flattened adjusted spinning gummi fingerbone	0		Effect: "Patience of the Tortoise", Effect Duration: 23
12179	smartaleck's strapping glimmering crystal	0		Muscle: +5, Moxie Percent: +30, Last Available: "2025-12"
12180	boxed Heartstone	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-02"
12181	Heartstone	0		All Attributes Percent: +25, Experience: +3, HP Regen Min: 15, HP Regen Max: 20, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Steal Monster's Heart", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heartstone: %kill", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heartstone: %banish", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heartstone: %stun", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heartstone: %luck", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heartstone: %pals", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heartstone: %buff", Last Available: "2026-02"
12182	Thwaitgold meat bee statuette	0		
12183	twirling loose Meats	0		
12184	Archaeologist's Spade	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12185	pulsating boxed Archaeologist's Spade	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-03"
12186	ghostly dinosaur bone fragment	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12187	teal Pork Elf pottery shard	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12188	2015 landfill detritus	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12189	intact dinosaur egg	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12190	mirror fossilized cow femur	0		Familiar Weight: +5
12191	upside-down unopened Pork Elf toiletries kit	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12192	Pork Elf toiletries kit	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12193	ionized cyan Pork Elf mouthwash	0		Effect: "Black Lung", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2026-03"
12194	dry narrow Pork Elf deodorant	0		Effect: "Castaway Physique", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2026-03"
12195	chilled adjusted spinning Pork Elf toothpaste	0		Effect: "The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2026-03"
12196	pulsating bolt of fabric	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12197	veiny and dress of extreme caution	0		Maximum HP: +10, Monster Level: -25, Last Available: "2026-03"
12198	bouncing and dress of dire peril of the brazier	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2026-03"
12199	activated tumbling lime green dinosaur bone broth	0		Effect: "Fangs and Pangs", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2026-03"
12200	jittery gnawing bone	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12201	supercool dinosaur bone club	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Last Available: "2026-03"
12202	thinker's dinosaur skull helmet of extreme caution	0		Mysticality: +10, Monster Level: -25, Last Available: "2026-03"
12203	teal zippy Temple Grandin's chaotic dinosaur bone corset	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Familiar Weight: +7, Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2026-03"
12204	lousy weak twirling Pork Elf cough syrup	2	decent	Last Available: "2026-03"
12205	Pork Elf neti pot	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12206	Pork Elf medicine cabinet	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12207	Pork Elf sink	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12208	blurry skewed Pork Elf toilet	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12209	immense bland rat pizza	9	decent	Last Available: "2026-03"
12210	Fleek&trade; mascara	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12211	narrow mirror knitted quilted hoverboard of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Damage Absorption: +40, Cold Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-03"
12212	stanky manspreader's sharpshooter's left shark fin	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Monster Level: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2026-03"
12213	padded fitness tracking bracelet	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-03"
12214	powdered ghostly candy bone	1		
12215	twirling wrapped Baseball Diamond	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-04"
12216	Baseball Diamond	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Last Available: "2026-04"
12217	low-calorie flavorless discarded hot dog	1	decent	Last Available: "2026-04"
12218	mediocre distilled most of a beer	5	decent	Last Available: "2026-04"
12222	pasta wand loot box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-05"
12223	<span style='padding: 2px; color: #ff8000; background-color: black;'>legendary pasta wand</span>	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Stench Damage: +5, Hot Damage: +5, Cold Damage: +5, Sleaze Damage: +5, Spell Damage: +10, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Spell Critical Percent: +15, Pasta Thrall Experience: +1, Single Equip, Display Name: "<span style='padding: 2px; color: #ff8000; background-color: black;'>legendary pasta wand</span>", Last Available: "2026-05"
12225	blurry legendary noodles	0		Last Available: "2026-05"
12226	moldy can of tuna	3	crappy	
12227	special spoiled alien salad	3	crappy	Effect: "Some Cheese with Your Wine", Effect Duration: 30
12228	jumbo rotten lime green ratbatatouille	5	crappy	
12229	decent huge teal onigiri	10	good	
12230	small normal blurry crudit&eacute;s	2	good	
12231	miniature stale sauced mutton	2	decent	
12232	huge moldy hot honey ant	6	crappy	
12233	delicious upside-down tomb aspic	4	awesome	
12234	special rotten jittery later tots	3	crappy	Effect: "Abominably Slippery", Effect Duration: 45
12235	snack-sized spoiled Frutti di Scatoletta	2	crappy	Last Available: "2026-05"
12236	small moldy Pesto alla Marziano	2	crappy	Last Available: "2026-05"
12237	normal Arrattabbattabiata	3	good	Last Available: "2026-05"
12238	rotten Orzo di Riso	3	crappy	Last Available: "2026-05"
12239	normal squat Pasta Grimavera	3	good	Last Available: "2026-05"
12240	normal small narrow Linguini Ubriacapa	2	good	Last Available: "2026-05"
12241	yummy ghostly Formica e Pepe	3	awesome	Last Available: "2026-05"
12242	half-sized special rotten Tubetto Gelatto	2	crappy	Effect: "Conspiratory Eyes", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2026-05"
12243	moldy Gnocci Domani	3	crappy	Last Available: "2026-05"
12244	Thwaitgold wallet moth statuette	0		
12245	spinning scabbarded Sword of S Words	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-06"
12246	pulsating olive second-hand synthetic sloth skin scabbard	0		Familiar Weight: +5
12248	lime green mega helmet	0		
12252	asbestos-lined veiny Space Soldier Helmet	0		Maximum HP: +10, Hot Resistance: +5
12253	jumbo adequate wobbly premium turkey leg	5	good	
12254	acceptable practically non-alcoholic styrofoam cup of mead	1	good	
12255	sword of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20
12256	staff of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50
12257	shaking lute of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25
12258	shrink-wrapped Cup of 13s	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-07"
12259	Cup of 13s	0		Booze Drop: +60, MP Regen Min: 4, MP Regen Max: 8, HP Regen Min: 8, HP Regen Max: 13, Last Available: "2026-07"
12260	family-friendly steel-toed shellacked The Wizard's Android	0		Damage Reduction: 16, Sleaze Resistance: +1
12261	flash paperwad	0		
12262	juggling ball	0		
12263	Lo Pan's Rosewater's tactical jester's cap	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Combat Item Damage Percent: 50
12264	single-use sword	0		
12265	narrow banded flimsy plastic helmet	0		Damage Absorption: +100
12266	zippy flimsy plastic greaves	0		Initiative: +20
12267	jittery flimsy plastic breastplate of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20
12268	shellacked flimsy plastic shield	0		Damage Reduction: 7
12269	packaged Portable Laughing Stock	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-07"
12270	red stanky Socratic Portable Laughing Stock of the brazier	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Taunt Your Foe", Last Available: "2026-07"
12271	Fonzie's savvy Staff of Anachronistic Churning of doom	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Experience (Moxie): +1, Spooky Spell Damage: +50
12272	rotten snack-sized classic banana	2	crappy	Last Available: "2026-07"
12273	thick rotten watermelon	5	crappy	Last Available: "2026-07"
12274	stale quince	3	decent	Last Available: "2026-07"
12275	wobbly Interesting Coin	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12276	Interesting Coin Inheritance Letter	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-08"
12277	small toothsome classic banana pie	2	awesome	Last Available: "2026-07"
12278	irradiated upside-down essential banana decoction	0		Effect: "Expert Vacationer", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2026-07"
12279	non-moist altered electrified green banana quintessence	0		Effect: "Fungal Flamb&eacute;", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2026-07"
12280	acceptable Aesop Daiquiri	4	good	Last Available: "2026-07"
12281	weak mediocre tumbling Monkey Congress	2	decent	Last Available: "2026-07"
12282	delicious shaking ghostly watermelon pie	4	awesome	Last Available: "2026-07"
12283	enhanced fuchsia concentrated watermelon juice	0		Effect: "Mucilaginous Muscle", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2026-07"
12284	ionized concentrated aerosolized Aqua Citrulanatae	0		Effect: "Extra-Wet", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2026-07"
12285	acceptable wobbly Melonegroni	4	good	Last Available: "2026-07"
12286	delicious high-proof Melonade Spritz	7	awesome	Last Available: "2026-07"
12287	adequate quince pie	3	good	Last Available: "2026-07"
12288	quadruple-moist blue quince quaff	0		Effect: "Orc Chops", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2026-07"
12289	triple-energized altered Quickquince	0		Effect: "Rainbow Bright", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2026-07"
12290	lousy Quiskey Sour	3	decent	Last Available: "2026-07"
12291	lousy practically non-alcoholic Quincea&ntilde;era Cooler	1	decent	Last Available: "2026-07"
12292	tolerable cyan Roth IPA	3	good	Last Available: "2026-08"
12293	Jeselnik's arcane researcher's underdraft protection	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Sleaze Damage: +25, Last Available: "2026-08"
12294	pulsating solvent	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12295	moldy spinning soybean futures	3	crappy	Last Available: "2026-08"
12296	chilled extra-improved ghostly housing bubble	0		Effect: "Human-Horror Hybrid", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2026-08"
12297	boiled unsweetened Pixie-Swordz	0		Effect: "Extra-Wet", Effect Duration: 48
12298	gravedigger's financial instrument of terror	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2026-08"
12299	stanky hedge fund clippers of the cheetah	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2026-08"
12300	sizzling selling shorts	0		Hot Damage: +10, Last Available: "2026-08"
12301	fuchsia bear tattoo	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12302	twirling bull tattoo	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12303	blurry sinister educational 401k ring	0		Experience: +1, Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2026-08"
12304	balance sheet	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12305	frozen pulsating invisible hand	0		Effect: "Clean-Shaven", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2026-08"
12306	electrified green circle of overdraft protection scroll	0		Effect: "Cookie Backup", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2026-08"
12307	dry mint	0		Effect: "Frost Tea", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2026-08"
12308	savings bondo	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12309	homeowner's loam	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12310	dried blue toxic asset	1		Effect: "Egg-stortionary Tactics", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2026-08"
12311	pickled intangible asset	1		Effect: "Stinky Weapon", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2026-08"
12312	modified liquid asset	1		Last Available: "2026-08"
12313	shaking gross prophet chrysalis	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12314	cast entrails	0		Familiar Weight: +5
12315	acceptable tumbling Malattia Becco Malbec	3	good	
12316	kneecapping contract	0		Skill: "Order a Kneecapping"
12317	fuchsia Old Country cookbook	0		Skill: "Old Country Cooking"
12318	upside-down Thwaitgold and beetle statuette	0		
12319	Blue Team scarf	0		
12320	Red Team scarf	0		
12321	meat shield toddler	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-09"
12322	spinning can of shield tenderizer	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2026-09"