-1	lousy Petite Porter	3	decent	
-2	artisanal Scrawny Stout	4	EPIC	
-3	drinkable blurry Infinitesimal IPA	3	good	
-4	irresponsibly strong lousy eggnogtini	7	decent	
-5	artisanal weak candycaine	2	EPIC	
-6	bad jittery braincracker sweet	4	decent	
-16	fancy bad fermented honey	4	decent	
-17	bad fancy weak bouncing moons-shine	2	decent	
-18	watered-down mediocre upside-down gin	2	decent	
-19	delicious narrow maroon ecto-nog	4	awesome	
-20	mediocre watered-down hot toady	2	decent	
-21	hand-crafted hot choculate	3	EPIC	
-49	lousy bouncing Cyder	3	decent	
-50	lousy practically non-alcoholic wobbly Oil Nog	1	decent	
-51	smooth Hi-Octane Peppermint Jet Fuel	3	awesome	
-58	acceptable extra-dry Grimacider	5	good	
-59	perfectly mixed weak Isotope Nog	2	EPIC	
-60	tolerable fancy Mutagin 'n' Tonic	4	good	
-70	aged strong Gin and Herring	5	awesome	
-71	smooth distilled Black and Tan and Red All Over	5	awesome	
-72	perfectly mixed Antarctic Ice Tea	4	EPIC	
-76	artisanal irresponsibly strong CRIMBCO Ribbon Candy Schnapps	9	EPIC	
-77	acceptable fancy blurry CRIMBCO Egg Substitute Nog Substitute	4	good	
-78	hand-crafted narrow CRIMBCO Extreme Braincracker Sour	3	EPIC	
-82	bad practically non-alcoholic Horseradish-infused Vodka	1	decent	
-83	weak tolerable blinking Jerkitini	2	good	
-84	fancy artisanal narrow Desert Island Iced Tea	4	EPIC	
-88	drinkable mirror twirling Crimbo Saketini	4	good	
-89	fancy mediocre lime green Crimboku Drop	3	decent	
-90	distilled acceptable upside-down Flaming Crimbo Log	5	good	
-107	perfectly mixed Fortified Eggnog Slurry	3	EPIC	
-108	tolerable ghostly maroon Hot Buttered Rum	4	good	
-109	acceptable watered-down Spicy Hot Chocolate	2	good