1	seal-clubbing club	0		
2	jittery seal tooth	0		
3	blurry blinking slick helmet turtle	0		Moxie: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
4	turtle totem	0		
5	blurry pasta spoon	0		
6	ghostly coward's ravioli hat	0		Monster Level: -20, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
7	saucepan	0		
8	mirror spices	0		
9	pulsating foul-smelling disco mask	0		Stench Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
10	disco ball	0		
11	twirling stolen accordion	0		Song Duration: 5
12	green mariachi pants	0		Familiar Effect: "8xPotato, cap 2"
14	dehydrated moxie weed	1		
15	pickled olive strongness elixir	1		
16	altered magicalness-in-a-can	1		Effect: "Hammered", Effect Duration: 10
17	delicious noodles	3	awesome	
18	blinking tortoise's blessing	0		
19	blurry savvy asparagus knife	0		Mysticality Percent: +20
20	Kentucky-style derby	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 5"
21	sweet ninja sword	0		
22	studded boxer shorts	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, 4xVolley, cap 5"
23	blurry green spinning chewing gum on a string	0		
24	ten-leaf clover	0		
25	yellow meat paste	0		
26	Dolphin King's map	0		
27	jittery red spider web	0		
28	really spider web	0		
29	really really spider web	0		
30	twirling teal rock	0		
31	bouncing seal-toothed rock	0		
32	chaotic Bjorn's Hammer	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Class: "Seal Clubber"
33	red snorkel	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
34	therapeutic Dolphin King's crown	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xGhuol, cap 8"
35	purple arcane researcher's Knob Goblin scimitar	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10
36	Knob Goblin tongs of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100
37	viking helmet of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 5"
38	pulsating reassuring Knob Goblin pants	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 5xPotato, cap 6"
39	skewed pretty flower	0		
40	casino pass	0		
41	hand-crafted weak ice-cold Sir Schlitz	2	EPIC	
42	hermit permit	0		
43	lime green worthless trinket	0		
44	huge worthless gewgaw	0		
45	wobbly worthless knick-knack	0		
46	figurine	0		
47	normal upside-down hot buttered roll	3	good	
48	heart of rock and roll	0		
49	yummy bowl of cottage cheese	3	awesome	
50	extremely unsafe Rock and Roll Legend	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10
51	vibrating Knob Goblin Uberpants	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 3xFairy, cap 11"
52	banjo strings	0		
53	Tesla stone banjo	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
54	gravedigger's cool Disco Banjo	0		Moxie: +5, Spooky Damage: +10, Class: "Disco Bandit"
55	jabañero pepper	0		
56	twirling bouncing hot sauce	0		
57	healthy 5-Alarm Saucepan	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Class: "Sauceror"
58	skewed stone turtle	0		
59	slingshot	0		
60	weightlifter's Mace of the Tortoise	0		Muscle: +15, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
61	toothsome gigantic fancy fortune cookie	6	awesome	Effect: "Full-Body Tan", Effect Duration: 30
62	manspreader's oriole-feather headdress	0		Monster Level: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xVolley, cap 3"
63	action figure body	0		
64	action figure head	0		
65	twirling tumbling Mighty Bjorn action figure	0		
66	pulsating twig	0		
67	huge spaghetti with rock-balls	0		
68	blinking gravedigger's Pasta Spoon of Peril of mayonnaise	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Class: "Pastamancer"
69	Newbiesport™ tent	0		
70	bar skin	0		
71	veiny stakes	0		Maximum HP: +10
72	asbestos-lined barskin hat	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 13"
73	spinning barskin tent	0		
74	skewed Temple map	0		
75	sapling	0		
76	shaking huge Spooky-Gro fertilizer	0		
77	Da Vinci's stick	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5
78	wool pretty bouquet	0		Cold Resistance: +1
79	bugbear bungguard	0		Familiar Effect: "5xBarrr, cap 7"
80	pulsating blinking huge fairy gravy boat	0		
81	watered-down bad ice-cold Willer	2	decent	
82	ring	0		
83	shaft	0		
84	wobbly Orcish meat locker	0		
85	unlocked meat locker	0		
86	key	0		
87	mirror meat from yesterday	0		
88	meat stack	0		
89	sword hilt	0		
90	helmet recipe	0		
91	shaking pants kit	0		
92	meatsmithing guide	0		
93	basic meat sword of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15
94	brainy basic meat pants	0		Mysticality: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xPotato, cap 10"
95	family-friendly basic meat helmet	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 2xFairy, cap 10"
96	chaotic dope gangsta bling-bling	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10
97	up-at-dawn brawny pimpin' meat hat	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Adventures: +5, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xVolley, cap 13"
98	dried face	0		
99	meat face	0		
100	upside-down lifeless meat doll	0		
101	meat golem	0		
102	spinning shrunken head	0		
103	green miser's lard-coated staff	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +10
104	scarecrow	0		
105	diet flavorless bouncing bowl of charms	1	decent	
106	ketchup	1	awesome	
107	catsup	1	decent	
108	stick	0		
109	crossbow string	0		
110	pulsating smartaleck's basic meat staff	0		Moxie Percent: +30
111	spinning prompt basic meat crossbow	0		Adventures: +3
112	mansplainer's meatloaf helmet of the empath	0		Monster Level: +15, Familiar Weight: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1.5xFairy, cap 13"
113	frosty dripping meat sword	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10
114	bouncing squat dripping meat staff of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10
115	tumbling nasty dripping meat crossbow	0		Stench Damage: +5
116	perfumed hale Bugfinder Blade	0		Maximum HP: +20, Stench Resistance: +5
117	twirling Gnollish plunger	0		
118	teal bouncing spring	0		
119	sprocket	0		
120	pulsating cog	0		
121	sprocket assembly	0		
122	cog and sprocket assembly	0		
123	maroon Gnollish flyswatter	0		
124	empty meat tank	0		
125	full meat tank	0		
126	bouncing meat engine	0		
127	squat spinning cool Gnollish autoplunger	0		Moxie: +5
128	Jeselnik's meat pants	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, cap 11"
129	third-hand nunchaku of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10
130	eyepatch of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "4xBarrr, cap 8"
131	frilly skirt	0		Familiar Effect: "4xFairy, cap 8"
132	Meat maid body	0		
133	tumbling Certificate of Participation	0		
134	spinning bitchin' meatcar	0		
135	bouncing sweet rims	0		
136	tires	0		
137	jittery dope wheels	0		
138	pulsating ice-cold six-pack	0		
139	valuable trinket	0		
140	ghostly bouncing dingy planks	0		
141	dingy dinghy	0		
142	anticheese	0		
143	cottage	0		
144	stone of eXtreme power	0		
145	wobbly barbed-wire fence	0		
146	blurry dinghy plans	0		
147	yellow lion tamer's eXtreme meat sword	0		Experience (familiar): +2
148	family-friendly eXtreme meat staff	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1
149	ghostly educational eXtreme meat crossbow	0		Experience: +1
150	shaking stiffened Scalp of Gorgolok of temperance	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Class: "Seal Clubber", Familiar Effect: "3xGhuol, cap 25"
151	zippy rock-hard Elder Turtle Shell	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Initiative: +20, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "3xGhuol, cap 25"
152	pulsating lion tamer's beefcake's Colander of Em-er'il	0		Muscle: +25, Experience (familiar): +2, Class: "Pastamancer", Familiar Effect: "3xGhuol, cap 25"
153	spinning Tesla slick Ancient Saucehelm	0		Moxie: +10, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Class: "Sauceror", Familiar Effect: "3xGhuol, cap 25"
154	bouncing stanky smartaleck's Disco 'Fro Pick	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Class: "Disco Bandit", Familiar Effect: "3xGhuol, cap 25"
155	Jim Carey's savvy El Sombrero De Lopez	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Monster Level: +25, Class: "Accordion Thief", Familiar Effect: "3xGhuol, cap 25"
156	bouncing guild application	0		
157	bouncing Dramatic™ range	0		
158	mirror Gnollish pie tin	0		
159	blurry wad of dough	0		
160	pie crust	0		
161	toothsome pulsating ghuol egg	3	awesome	
162	adequate ghuol egg quiche	3	good	
163	upside-down curative skeleton bone	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
164	smart skull	0		
165	skewer	0		
166	ghuol ears	0		
167	rotten miniature ghuol-ear kabob	2	crappy	
168	gray bone rattle of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100
169	bugbear beanie	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 7"
170	red lihc eye	0		
171	normal low-calorie lihc eye pie	1	good	
172	gnoll lips	0		
173	cyan taco shell	0		
174	Gnollish casserole dish	0		
175	tasty snack-sized uncooked chorizo	2	awesome	
176	blurry disembodied brain	0		
177	blinking pulsating brainy skull	0		
178	mirror lime green detective skull	0		
179	big bland chorizo taco	5	decent	
180	fortified perfectly mixed ice-cold fotie	5	EPIC	
181	baseball	0		
182	batgut	0		
183	squat lime green bat wing	0		
184	spinning red briefcase	0		
185	fuchsia fat stacks of cash	0		
186	wobbly bean	0		
187	loose teeth	0		
188	narrow bat guano	0		
189	guano coffee cup	0		
191	boxer's batskin belt	0		Muscle Percent: +10
192	batskin belt	0		
193	blue bouncing birthday candle	0		
194	groovy Mr. Accessory	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Softcore Only
195	upside-down miser's eXtreme nose ring	0		Meat Drop: +10
196	disassembled clover	0		
197	huge red rat whisker	0		
198	red rat appendix	0		
199	gray ring of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5
200	rotten blinking rat appendix kabob	4	crappy	
201	yummy bat wing kabob	4	awesome	
202	fancy decent carob chunks	3	good	Effect: "Antarctic Memories", Effect Duration: 15
203	mirror herbs	0		
204	bland small carob chunk cookies	2	decent	
205	secret blend of herbs and spices	0		
206	spinning piercing post	0		
207	hippy herbal tea	1	awesome	
208	patchouli incense stick	0		
209	wad of tofu	0		
210	bouncing Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	0		Bonus Resting MP: +7
211	decorative fountain	0		
212	blurry windchimes	0		
213	upside-down executive educational filthy corduroys	0		Experience: +1, Meat Drop: +40, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 2xPotato, cap 15"
214	tumbling coward's filthy knitted dread sack	0		Monster Level: -20, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 15"
215	blue Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix	0		
216	moldy massive carob brownies	9	crappy	
217	flavorless herb brownies	3	decent	
218	hemp string	0		
219	necklace chain	0		
220	wobbly skewed pulsating gnoll teeth	0		
221	gnoll-tooth necklace of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15
222	green shaking phat turquoise bead	0		
223	phat turquoise bracelet of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3
224	forbidden eyepatch	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, cap 6"
225	rotten spinning blinking tofu casserole	3	crappy	
226	modified cyan can of Red Minotaur	1	EPIC	
227	arcane researcher's Kentucky-fried meat sword	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10
228	shaking therapeutic Kentucky-fried meat staff	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
229	maroon bouncing Kentucky-fried meat crossbow of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20
230	dead guy's watch of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Nonstackable Watch
231	spinning Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent	0		
232	shaking Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	0		
233	upside-down Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	0		
234	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	0		
235	double-paned Bigger Bugfinder Blade of the businessman	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +50
236	Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit	0		
237	special smooth bottle of gin	4	awesome	Effect: "Hella Smart", Effect Duration: 25
238	bad wobbly bottle of vodka	4	decent	
239	avaricious nasty Orcish baseball cap	0		Stench Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +30, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr, cap 15"
240	scorching Orcish cargo shorts of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Hot Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 2xGhuol, cap 15"
241	Orcish frat-paddle of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20
242	moldy upside-down fuchsia	4	crappy	
243	bite-sized moldy olive grapefruit	1	crappy	
244	flavorless low-calorie grapes	1	decent	
245	small tasty olive	2	awesome	
246	fancy decent tomato	3	good	Effect: "Deadly Lampblade", Effect Duration: 40
247	huge fermenting powder	0		
248	lousy spinning salty dog	4	decent	
249	smooth boozy red bouncing bloody mary	5	awesome	
250	artisanal screwdriver	4	EPIC	
251	hand-crafted spirit-forward martini	5	EPIC	
252	delicious weak skewed tumbling bloody beer	2	awesome	
253	smooth special boozy shot of schnapps	5	awesome	Effect: "Salamanderenity", Effect Duration: 35
254	aged shot of grapefruit schnapps	4	awesome	
255	delicious jittery fine wine	4	awesome	
256	bad practically non-alcoholic blue shot of tomato schnapps	1	decent	
257	bad high-proof special green extra-spicy bloody mary	7	decent	Effect: "Booooooze", Effect Duration: 25
258	dense meat stack	0		
259	wobbly snake skin	0		
260	enchanted moldy ghostly White Citadel fries	3	crappy	Effect: "Flimsy Shield of the Pastalord", Effect Duration: 40
261	low-calorie moldy wobbly White Citadel burger	1	crappy	
262	rotten jumbo piece of wedding cake	5	crappy	
263	big spoiled fancy chocolate chips	5	crappy	Effect: "Cold Hard Skin", Effect Duration: 5
264	adequate chocolate chip cookies	3	good	
265	blinking wholesome satin pants	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xPotato, cap 10"
266	delicious lightning	4	awesome	
267	purple dance instructor's mullet wig	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 2xGhuol, cap 10"
268	bouncing meat cowboy hat of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 3xLep, cap 10"
269	slick sword	0		Moxie: +10
270	picket fence	0		
271	twisted shaking lime green barbell	1		Effect: "Goldentongue", Effect Duration: 20
272	modified concentrated magicalness pill	1		
273	diluted teal jittery moxie weed	1		
274	Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium	0		
275	mosquito larva	0		
276	upside-down leprechaun hatchling	0		
277	dehydrated skewed extra-strength strongness elixir	1		Effect: "Jelly Combed", Effect Duration: 30
278	dehydrated shaking jug-o-magicalness	1		
279	vaporized huge suntan lotion of moxiousness	1		Effect: "Texas Elegance", Effect Duration: 30
280	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	0		
281	deadly gasmask	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, cap 12"
282	pulsating Boris's key	0		
283	red Jarlsberg's key	0		
284	Sneaky Pete's key	0		
285	pulsating weightlifter's walrus-tusk earring	0		Muscle: +15
286	Lo Pan's ring of half-assed regeneration	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Single Equip
287	twirling blue wicked Boris's ring	0		Spell Damage: +5
288	potato sprout	0		
289	squat hardened Jarlsberg's earring	0		Damage Reduction: 3
290	Sneaky Pete's breath spray of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20
291	supercharged beefcake's can of maces	0		Muscle: +25, Maximum MP Percent: +30
292	brawny rubber axe	0		Muscle Percent: +20
293	rosy-cheeked chef's hat of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xLep, cap 7"
294	cyan shaking banded pail	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Familiar Effect: "2xFairy, cap 7"
295	perfumed demonskin trousers	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 3xPotato, cap 17"
296	huge blinking extremely unsafe dungeoneer's dungarees	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 4xPotato, cap 7"
297	quantum tamarind-flavored chewing gum	0		Effect: "Blessing of Squirtlcthulli", Effect Duration: 13
298	wet concentrated lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum	0		Effect: "Morbidi Tea", Effect Duration: 34
299	irradiated lime green pickle-flavored chewing gum	0		Effect: "Mushroom Melody", Effect Duration: 58
300	unsweetened warmed jabañero-flavored chewing gum	0		Effect: "Locks Like the Raven", Effect Duration: 21
301	jittery flat dough	0		
302	stale Knob sausage	3	decent	
303	bland immense Knob mushroom	7	decent	
304	dry noodles	0		
305	mirror wobbly red hardy Knob Goblin harem pants	0		Maximum HP: +50, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 8xPotato, cap 2"
306	spinning Knob Goblin harem veil of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Familiar Effect: "5xLep, cap 2"
307	liquefied blurry Knob Goblin perfume	0		Effect: "Aspect of the GravyPlum Fairy", Effect Duration: 47
308	squat miser's Knob Goblin elite helm	0		Meat Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "2xFairy, cap 15"
309	scorching Knob Goblin elite pants	0		Hot Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, cap 15"
310	zippy Knob Goblin elite polearm	0		Initiative: +20
311	hill of beans	0		
312	ghostly Knob Goblin visor of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 12"
313	vibrating Crown of the Goblin King	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, 1xGhuol, cap 17"
314	moldy bean burrito	4	crappy	
315	bland bean burrito	3	decent	
316	rotten insanely bean burrito	4	crappy	
317	flavorless small mirror bean burrito	2	decent	
318	decent gigantic bean burrito	10	good	
319	stale small narrow insanely bean burrito	2	decent	
320	yummy tiny bat haggis	1	awesome	
321	miniature normal twirling menudo	2	good	
322	spoiled wobbly goat cheese	4	crappy	
323	moldy diet plain pizza	1	crappy	
324	decent super-sized jittery sausage pizza	5	good	
325	spoiled red goat cheese pizza	4	crappy	
326	super-sized flavorless blurry upside-down mushroom pizza	5	decent	
327	goat	0		
328	weak drinkable bottle of whiskey	2	good	
329	strapping goat beard	0		Muscle: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato, cap 15"
330	pulsating glass of goat's milk	1	awesome	
331	drinkable cyan Canadian	3	good	
332	stale lemon	3	decent	
333	spoiled lime	4	crappy	
334	curative sabre teeth	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
335	maroon sabre-toothed lime cub	0		
336	wobbly greedy consolation ribbon	0		Meat Drop: +20
337	pulsating ol' trophy	0		
338	tenderizing hammer	0		
339	Cobb's Knob lab key	0		
340	nitrogenated dry Knob Goblin steroids	0		Effect: "Alacri Tea", Effect Duration: 68
341	adjusted yellow ghostly Knob Goblin love potion	0		Effect: "Pork Power", Effect Duration: 13
342	spinning Knob Goblin stink bomb	0		
343	aerosolized purple Knob Goblin sharpening spray	0		Effect: "Broken Bone Nubs", Effect Duration: 60
344	Knob Goblin seltzer	0		
345	Knob Goblin superseltzer	0		
346	narrow scrumptious reagent	0		
347	tumbling Dyspepsi-Cola	0		
348	olive ninja mask of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xBarrr, cap 20"
349	pulsating icy katana hilt	0		
350	hot katana blade	0		
351	wool icy-hot katana of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Cold Resistance: +1
352	shaking stanky ninja hot pants	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 3xPotato, cap 17"
353	ninja stars	0		
354	squat fortified stylish nunchaku	0		Moxie: +25, Damage Absorption: +60
355	maroon eXtreme scarf of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 25"
356	shaking red supercool snowboarder pants	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 25"
357	Mountain Stream soda	0		
358	tiny delicious blinking gr8ps	1	awesome	
359	adequate t8r tots	4	good	
360	studded miner's helmet	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 20"
361	wobbly gray flame-retardant miner's pants	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1.5xPotato, cap 20"
362	huge 7-Foot Dwarven mattock of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25
363	linoleum ore	0		
364	olive asbestos ore	0		
365	twirling chrome ore	0		
366	linoleum sword hilt	0		
367	bouncing linoleum stick	0		
368	linoleum crossbow string	0		
369	asbestos sword hilt	0		
370	asbestos stick	0		
371	asbestos crossbow string	0		
372	chrome sword hilt	0		
373	squat chrome stick	0		
374	chrome crossbow string	0		
375	linoleum meat stack	0		
376	asbestos meat stack	0		
377	chrome meat stack	0		
378	jittery scandalous linoleum sword of the glutton	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Food Drop: +100
379	flame-wreathed Sinatra's linoleum staff	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Hot Spell Damage: +10
380	resourceful baleful linoleum crossbow	0		Spell Damage: +25, Maximum MP: +50
381	ghostly supercharged rosy-cheeked asbestos sword	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Maximum MP Percent: +30
382	bouncing gray lightning-fast rosy-cheeked asbestos staff	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Initiative: +40
383	toasty deadly asbestos crossbow	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Hot Damage: +5
384	avaricious chrome sword of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, Meat Drop: +30
385	narrow stylish chrome staff of the overflowing toilet	0		Moxie: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +50
386	flame-retardant vibrating chrome crossbow	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Hot Resistance: +1
387	blinking fuzzy dice	0		
388	yeti fur	0		
389	beefy meaty helmet turtle	0		Muscle: +10, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xFairy, cap 17"
390	avaricious asbestos helmet turtle	0		Meat Drop: +30, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xFairy, cap 20"
391	Annie Oakley's linoleum helmet turtle	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xFairy, cap 25"
392	gravedigger's chrome helmet turtle	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xFairy, cap 30"
393	twirling penguin skin	0		
394	lime green yak skin	0		
395	hippopotamus skin	0		
396	boxer's penguin shorts	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xGhuol, cap 30"
397	yakskin pants of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xPotato, cap 35"
398	dance instructor's hippopotamus pants	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 2xGhuol, cap 32"
399	twirling eXtreme mittens	0		Item Drop: +5
400	skewed handful of drink tickets	0		
401	Knob Kitchen grab-bag	0		
402	wholesome swashbuckling pants	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 1.5xFairy, cap 20"
403	supercool shoulder parrot	0		Moxie Percent: +20
404	twirling flame-retardant acoustic guitarrr	0		Hot Resistance: +1
405	sunken chest	0		
406	pirate pelvis	0		
407	pirate skull	0		
408	pirate skeleton	0		
409	vial of patchouli oil	0		
410	shaking shaking Sherlock's sk8board	0		Item Drop: +25
411	Jolly Roger charrrm	0		
412	barrrnacle	0		
413	wool Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	0		Cold Resistance: +1
414	wool crowbarrr	0		Cold Resistance: +1
415	family-friendly leotarrrd	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 2xPotato, cap 22"
416	blinking savvy safarrri hat	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, cap 22"
417	frozen dry henna tattoo	0		Effect: "Thanksgot", Effect Duration: 53
418	modified jittery Ferrigno's Elixir of Power	0		Effect: "Pyromania", Effect Duration: 12
419	corrupted altered serum of sarcasm	0		Effect: "Mistified", Effect Duration: 11
420	anodized jittery fuchsia tomato juice of powerful power	0		Effect: "Greasy Flavor", Effect Duration: 66
421	deionized wet philter of phorce	0		Effect: "Cancer Rising", Effect Duration: 45
422	warmed potion of potency	0		Effect: "Material Witness", Effect Duration: 60
423	wet huge cordial of concentration	0		Effect: "Speed of the Internet", Effect Duration: 14
424	magnetized energized magnetized ointment of the occult	0		Effect: "Billiards Belligerence", Effect Duration: 39
425	frozen deionized oil of expertise	0		Effect: "Chauve-Souris Merde Fou", Effect Duration: 61
426	denatured denatured potion of temporary gr8ness	0		Effect: "Strength of Ten Ettins", Effect Duration: 25
427	baleful box	0		Spell Damage: +25, Wiki Name: "box"
428	bouncing nothing-in-the-box	0		
429	beanbag chair	0		Bonus Resting MP: +30
430	acid-squirting flower	0		Single Equip, Thorns: 1
431	clown shoes of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Clowniness: 25
432	dangerous bloody clown pants	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Clowniness: 25, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 2xFairy, cap 12"
433	skinny balloon	0		
434	stanky balloon helmet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Clowniness: 25, Familiar Effect: "3xFairy, cap 12"
435	Tesla wholesome balloon sword	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Clowniness: 50
436	balloon monkey	0		
437	chef skull	0		
438	chef-in-the-box	0		
439	spinning bartender skull	0		
440	ghostly bartender-in-the-box	0		
441	chef-skull-in-the-box	0		
442	pulsating bartender-skull-in-the-box	0		
443	beer lens	0		
444	beer goggles	0		
445	sizzling box-in-the-box	0		Hot Damage: +10
446	nothing-in-the-box-in-the-box	0		
447	spinning crafty box-in-the-box-in-the-box	0		Maximum MP: +10
448	curative foolscap fool's cap of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Clowniness: 25, Familiar Effect: "3xVolley, cap 10"
449	huge rosewater-soaked clown nose	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Clowniness: 25
450	pretentious paintbrush	0		
451	pretentious palette	0		
452	disease	0		
453	sober pill	0		
454	screwdriver	0		
455	normal jumbo olive	4	good	
456	weak acceptable dry martini	2	good	
457	lightning-fast ye olde golde frontes	0		Initiative: +40, Class: "Disco Bandit", Single Equip
458	shaking spinning continuum transfunctioner	0		
459	pixel	0		
460	pixel	0		
461	gray pixel	0		
462	tumbling pixel	0		
463	pixel	0		
464	pixel potion	0		
465	pixel potion	0		
466	tumbling pixel potion	0		
467	delicious blinking pixel pie	3	awesome	
468	pulsating ruby W	0		
469	wussiness potion	0		
470	weak smooth mirror Imp Ale	2	awesome	
471	snack-sized stale squat hot wing	2	decent	
472	diamond-studded cane of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Class: "Disco Bandit"
473	crutch of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100
474	jittery cast	0		
475	avaricious resourceful mask	0		Maximum MP: +50, Meat Drop: +30, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xBarrr, cap 15"
476	hellion cube	0		
477	wicked infernal insoles of the blizzard	0		Spell Damage: +5, Cold Spell Damage: +25
478	ghostly evil arch	0		
479	dodecagram	0		
480	box of birthday candles	0		
481	blue eldritch butterknife	0		
482	toasty Mr. Container	0		Hot Damage: +5, Last Available: "2004-12"
483	double-paned Newbiesport™ backpack	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2004-12"
484	shaking flame-wreathed hemp backpack	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2004-12"
485	snakehead charrrm	0		
486	Talisman o' Namsilat of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Single Equip
487	spinning blurry veiny arrrgyle socks	0		Maximum HP: +10
488	maroon guitar pick	0		
489	drab sonata	0		
490	greasy Temple Grandin's mesh cap	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 41"
491	green upside-down enormous belt buckle	0		
492	nippy chaps of courage	0		Cold Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xBarrr, cap 40"
493	ketchup hound	0		
494	batblade of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100
495	catgut	0		
496	cat appendix	0		
497	gnatwing	0		
498	flavorless papaya	4	decent	
499	olive avaricious Socratic denim axe	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Meat Drop: +30
500	jittery tumbling Elf Farm Raffle ticket	0		
501	fancy stale wobbly Elfin shortbread	4	decent	Effect: "Disdain of the War Snapper", Effect Duration: 40
502	pulsating pagoda plans	0		
503	decent huge special ghostly twirling skewered cat appendix	9	good	Effect: "Glo-Face", Effect Duration: 50
504	evil arches	0		
505	gnatwing earring of the glutton of the early riser	0		Food Drop: +100, Adventures: +7
506	adequate blue Hell broth	3	good	
507	pulsating thunderrr guitarrr of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100
508	sonata	0		
509	Hey Deze nuts	0		
510	Boris's key lime	0		
511	Jarlsberg's key lime	0		
512	bouncing lime green tumbling Sneaky Pete's key lime	0		
513	yummy blurry twirling Boris's key lime pie	3	awesome	
514	normal gigantic Jarlsberg's key lime pie	8	good	
515	normal huge Sneaky Pete's key lime pie	10	good	
516	Hey Deze map	0		
517	gray shellacked bejeweled accordion strap	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Class: "Accordion Thief"
518	mystery juice	0		
519	wobbly moxie magnet	0		Moxie Controls MP
520	skewed huge leaflet	0		
521	kickback cookbook of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25
522	one-winged stab bat	0		
523	rewinged stab bat	0		
524	acceptable papaya sling	3	good	
525	red grue egg	0		
526	Frobozz Real-Estate Company Instant House (TM)	0		
527	volleyball	0		
528	twirling blood-faced volleyball	0		
529	skewed fertilized ghuol egg	0		
530	energized tumbling spray paint	0		Effect: "Rosewater Mark", Effect Duration: 55
531	tumbling skewed slick special sauce glove	0		Moxie: +10, Class: "Sauceror", Single Equip
532	lime green dangerous ladle of mystery	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Class: "Sauceror"
533	tumbling Gnollish toolbox	0		
534	twirling abridged dictionary	0		
535	bridge	0		
536	pulsating dictionary	0		
537	teal pr0n legs	0		
538	yellow mirror f3d0r4 of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep, cap 27"
539	teal narrow lowercase N	0		
540	pressed magnetized blurry Tasty Fun Good rice candy	0		Effect: "Human-Weird Thing Hybrid", Effect Duration: 35
541	smartaleck's smooth draggin' ball hat	0		Moxie: +15, Moxie Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 25"
542	bouncing fireproof 1337 7r0uZ0RZ of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, cap 27"
543	normal wobbly Trollhouse cookies	4	good	
544	cool talons of vim and vigor	0		Moxie: +5, Maximum HP Percent: +50
545	flavorless huge Spam Witch sammich	3	decent	
546	meat vortex	0		
547	334 scroll	0		
548	668 scroll	0		
549	30669 scroll	0		
550	bouncing 33398 scroll	0		
551	64067 scroll	0		
552	64735 scroll	0		
553	pulsating 31337 scroll	0		
554	flavorless pr0n cocktail	3	decent	
555	vibrating strapping drywall axe	0		Muscle: +5, Maximum MP Percent: +10
556	wicked Pine-Fresh air freshener	0		Spell Damage: +5
557	lousy weak whiskey and cola	2	decent	
558	flavorless tiny papaya taco	1	decent	
559	razor-sharp can lid	0		
560	half-sized flavorless stalk of asparagus	2	decent	
561	pregnant mushroom	0		
562	ratgut	0		
563	sonar-in-a-biscuit	0		
564	hand-crafted Mad Train wine	3	EPIC	
565	skewed family-friendly hobo gloves	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Single Equip
566	bum cheek of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xVolley, cap 5"
567	hermit script	0		
568	enchanted huge normal Double Bacon Beelzeburger	9	good	Effect: "Turkey-Ambitious", Effect Duration: 40
569	special immense toothsome Lord of the Flies-sized fries	8	awesome	Effect: "Abyssal Tears", Effect Duration: 40
570	enchanted gigantic bland Chicken Sandwich	6	decent	Effect: "Reedy Pipes", Effect Duration: 40
571	red Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	1	good	
572	bland miniature Children's Meal of the Damned	2	decent	
573	flavorless twirling noodles	4	decent	
574	tasty fancy immense maroon noodles	9	awesome	Effect: "Old School Pompadour", Effect Duration: 5
575	small normal gray bouncing painful penne pasta	2	good	
576	super-sized bland ravioli della hippy	5	decent	
577	toothsome pr0n m4nic0tti	3	awesome	
578	moldy Hell ramen	4	crappy	
579	stale boring spaghetti	3	decent	
580	shaking blinking sauce of the ages	0		
581	mirror schmancy cheese sauce	0		
582	cyan Himalayan Hidalgo sauce	0		
583	stale fettucini Inconnu	3	decent	
584	big fancy normal narrow spaghetti with Skullheads	5	good	Effect: "stats.enq", Effect Duration: 5
585	yummy gnocchetti di Nietzsche	3	awesome	
586	Van der Graaf energetic ridiculously huge sword	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
587	electrified warmed super-spiky hair gel	0		Effect: "Night of the Nachos", Effect Duration: 63
588	narrow soft echo eyedrop antidote	0		
589	stale spinning cocoa eggshell fragment	3	decent	
590	toothsome snack-sized cocoa eggshell fragment	2	awesome	
591	cocoa egg	0		
592	ghostly house	0		
593	bouncing tumbling phonics down	0		
594	amulet of extreme plot significance	0		Item Drop: +5
595	scroll of drastic healing	0		
596	Jim Carey's titanium assault umbrella	0		Monster Level: +25
597	groovy Mohawk wig	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol, cap 35"
598	the Slug Lord's map	0		
599	jittery pants of the Slug Lord of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 3xPotato, cap 8"
600	hale Dr. Hobo's scalpel of the glutton	0		Maximum HP: +20, Food Drop: +100
601	Dr. Hobo's map	0		
602	Degrassi Knoll shopping list	0		
603	Item #13	0		
604	Penultimate Fantasy chest	0		
605	Tissue Paper Immateria	0		
606	Tin Foil Immateria	0		
607	shaking Gauze Immateria	0		
608	Plastic Wrap Immateria	0		
609	maroon S.O.C.K.	0		
610	pulsating procrastination potion	0		
611	D	0		
612	original G	0		
613	plot hole	0		
614	magnetized blue twirling probability potion	0		Effect: "Cuts Like a Buttered Knife", Effect Duration: 60
615	shaking chaos butterfly	0		
616	furry fur	0		
617	wet denatured spinning Angry Farmer candy	0		Effect: "Human-Penguin Hybrid", Effect Duration: 12
618	concentrated spinning Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	0		Effect: "Poker Faced", Effect Duration: 25
619	frightening needle	0		Spooky Damage: +5
620	activated colloidal thin candle	0		Effect: "Tapped In", Effect Duration: 26
621	Warm Subject gift certificate	0		
622	huge awful poetry journal	0		
623	WA	0		
624	NG	0		
625	wang	0		
626	olive Wand of Nagamar	0		
627	ND	0		
628	metallic A	0		
629	eye of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100
630	photoprotoneutron torpedo	0		
631	stiffened furry pants	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol, MP regen, cap 37"
632	Annie Oakley's disturbing fanfic	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20
633	yellow wobbly hardened razor-sharp wolf mask	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Damage Reduction: 3, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, HP regen, cap 37"
634	lime green cool whip	0		
635	Temple Grandin's paper umbrella	0		Familiar Weight: +7
636	meat globe	0		
637	cyan toaster	0		
638	spinning bouncing red hale asshat of the early riser	0		Maximum HP: +20, Adventures: +7, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xVolley, cap 7"
639	moldy abominable snowcone	4	crappy	
640	Ent cider	1	decent	
641	stale thick toast	5	decent	
642	skeleton key	0		
643	skeleton key ring	0		
644	wobbly Crimbo pressie	0		Last Available: "2003-12"
645	blurry blurry wrapping paper	0		Last Available: "2003-12"
646	moldy cyan fruitcake	4	crappy	
647	blurry present	0		Last Available: "2004-11"
648	lion tamer's Crimbo sword	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Last Available: "2004-10"
649	Crimbo hat of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Familiar Effect: "1.75xVolley, 1.75xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2004-10"
650	wobbly mirror arcane researcher's Crimbo pants	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2004-10"
651	Temple Grandin's exclusive ultra-rare item	0		Familiar Weight: +7
652	quantum egg	0		
653	intragalactic rowboat	0		
654	fuchsia star	0		
655	line	0		
656	gray star chart	0		
657	padded star sword	0		Damage Absorption: +20
658	medical-grade star crossbow	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
659	reassuring star staff	0		Spooky Resistance: +1
660	double-paned star pants	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 2xGhuol, cap 41"
661	forbidden star hat	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "0.5xVolley, 0.5xPotato, cap 41"
662	jittery star buckler of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40
663	gray upside-down star throwing star	0		
664	star starfish	0		
665	pulsating Richard's star key	0		
666	Usain Bolt's weightlifter's strapping steaming evil	0		Muscle: 20, Initiative: +80
667	castle map	0		
668	spiked femur of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10
669	decent small ghuol guolash	2	good	
670	wobbly wobbly greasy lihc face	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xBarrr, cap 22"
671	blinking flame-wreathed personal trainer's grave robbing shovel	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Hot Spell Damage: +10
672	flavorless immense cranberries	7	decent	
673	perfectly mixed strong wobbly vodka and cranberry	5	EPIC	
674	acceptable mirror whiskey	4	good	
675	fortified skull of the Bonerdagon	0		Damage Absorption: +60
676	dragonbone belt buckle	0		
677	studded badass belt	0		Damage Absorption: +80
678	chest of the Bonerdagon	0		
679	delicious roll in the hay	4	awesome	
680	aged slap and tickle	3	awesome	
681	lousy jittery slip 'n' slide	3	decent	
682	distilled hand-crafted huge a sump'm sump'm	5	EPIC	
683	strong lousy horizontal tango	5	decent	
684	tolerable pink pony	4	good	
685	miser's medical-grade Mr. Shirt of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Meat Drop: +10, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
686	fuchsia dog trainer's knuckles	0		Experience (familiar): +1
687	adjusted pressed squat blood of the Wereseal	0		Effect: "Cat Class, Cat Style", Effect Duration: 25
688	up-at-dawn pixel hat	0		Adventures: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xVolley, cap 12"
689	yellow supercool pixel pants	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, 4xPotato, cap 12"
690	bouncing brawny pixel sword	0		Muscle Percent: +20
691	digital key	0		
692	Ascension Souvenir T-Shirt	0		
693	crafty harem girl t-shirt	0		Maximum MP: +10
694	perfumed Knob Goblin elite shirt	0		Stench Resistance: +5
696	red mirror baleful frilly shirt	0		Spell Damage: +25
697	blue electrified soggy wofl t-shirt	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
698	asbestos-lined loathing eagle baby-doll shirt	0		Hot Resistance: +5
699	maroon Fonzie's pirate shirt	0		Experience (Moxie): +1
700	teal knitted filthy hippy poncho	0		Cold Resistance: +3
701	floral print shirt of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100
702	coconut bikini top of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100
703	pulsating foul-smelling goth kid t-shirt	0		Stench Damage: +10
704	hamethyst	0		
705	baconstone	0		
706	teal tumbling jittery porquoise	0		
707	pork elf goodies sack	0		
708	ring setting	0		
709	twirling pulsating jewelry-making pliers	0		
711	cyan stiffened hamethyst earring of the scaredy-cat	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Monster Level: -15
712	wool frosty wholesome hamethyst necklace	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +1, Single Equip
713	studded razor-sharp hamethyst bracelet	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Damage Absorption: +80, Single Equip
714	scorching Fonzie's cool hamethyst ring	0		Moxie: +5, Experience (Moxie): +1, Hot Damage: +25, Single Equip
715	red tumbling rock-hard arcane researcher's baconstone earring	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Damage Reduction: 5, Single Equip
716	baleful brainy baconstone pendant	0		Mysticality: +5, Spell Damage: +25
717	mirror zippy energetic baconstone bracelet	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Initiative: +20, Single Equip
718	maroon ruddy banded baconstone ring of the glutton	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Food Drop: +100, Single Equip
719	purple Jeselnik's dog trainer's porquoise eyebrow ring	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Sleaze Damage: +25
720	cyan shaking upside-down auspicious porquoise necklace of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Item Drop: +10, Single Equip
721	twirling sharpshooter's porquoise bracelet of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Critical Hit Percent: +10
722	up-at-dawn family-friendly studded porquoise ring	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Adventures: +5, Single Equip
723	big normal Knoll mushroom	5	good	
724	delicious mushroom	3	awesome	
725	one million meat pancakes	0		
726	MacGyver's huge mirror shard	0		Maximum MP: +100
727	hedge maze puzzle	0		
728	hedge maze key	0		
729	maroon fishbowl	0		
730	blinking pulsating fishtank	0		
731	fish hose	0		
732	blue hosed tank	0		
733	hosed fishbowl	0		
734	blinking educational makeshift SCUBA gear of Tarzan of the early riser	0		Experience: +1, Experience (Muscle): +3, Adventures: +7, Adventure Underwater
735	shaking aromatic easter egg balloon	0		Stench Resistance: +1
736	purple stone tablet (Sinister Strumming)	0		
737	stone tablet (Squeezings of Woe)	0		
738	stone tablet (Really Evil Rhythm)	0		
739	tambourine bells	0		
740	tambourine of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60
741	broken skull	0		
742	adequate Knoll shroomkabob	3	good	
743	toothsome mushroom	3	awesome	
744	activated liquefied squat hair spray	0		Effect: "familiar.enq", Effect Duration: 33
746	green mirror stat script	0		
747	Knob Goblin firecracker	0		
748	gourd potion	0		
749	flavorless twirling warm mushroom	3	decent	
750	rotten lime green mushroom quesadilla	4	crappy	
751	toothsome tiny teal cool mushroom	1	awesome	
752	rotten bite-sized cool mushroom casserole	1	crappy	
753	flavorless pointy mushroom	4	decent	
754	adequate cream of pointy mushroom soup	3	good	
755	rotten purple mushroom	3	crappy	
756	half-sized flavorless mushroom	2	decent	
757	miniature rotten mushroom	2	crappy	
758	immense bland blue ghost cucumber	8	decent	
759	upside-down dill	0		
760	shaking vinegar	0		
761	brine	0		
762	tolerable especially salty dog	3	good	
763	ghostly pickling solution	0		
764	bland thick jittery pulsating spectral pickle	5	decent	
765	pulsating briny vinegar	0		
766	ghost pickle on a stick	0		
767	modified polarized cologne of contempt	0		Effect: "Mushroom Melody", Effect Duration: 42
768	manspreader's spork	0		Monster Level: +10
769	voodoo doll of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3
770	beefcake's basic meat fez of the storm	0		Muscle: +25, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Familiar Effect: "3xLep, cap 11"
771	gray tassel	0		
772	blinking foon of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30
773	shaking occult basic meat spork of Calamity Jane	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Critical Hit Percent: +15
774	blinking padded basic meat foon of the overflowing toilet	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +50
775	Yeti Protest Sign	0		
776	double-paned kneecapping stick	0		Cold Resistance: +5
777	knitted iron pasta spoon	0		Cold Resistance: +3
778	smartaleck's support cummerbund	0		Moxie Percent: +30
779	blue Mob Penguin cellular phone	0		
780	wobbly mirror scroll of pasta summoning	0		
781	Vulcanized shaking mafia aria	0		Effect: "Ode to Booze", Effect Duration: 61
782	blinking Mr. Exploiter	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
783	'Villa' document	0		
784	perfectly mixed Acqua Del Piatto Merlot	3	super EPIC	Last Available: "2004-10"
785	raffle ticket	0		
786	spoiled gigantic strawberry	8	crappy	
787	hand-crafted bottle of rum	3	EPIC	
788	practically non-alcoholic hand-crafted yellow strawberry daiquiri	1	EPIC	
789	practically non-alcoholic hand-crafted rum and cola	1	EPIC	
790	acceptable irresponsibly strong grog	8	good	
791	perfumed Mafia bow tie of the boozehound	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2004-10"
792	pulsating huge supercharged Golden Mr. Accessory	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Softcore Only
793	energized polarized blue spinning oil of stability	0		Effect: "Work For Hours a Week", Effect Duration: 47
794	corrupted shaking oil of slipperiness	0		Effect: "Turtle Titters", Effect Duration: 34
795	weak delicious Acque Luride Grezze Cabernet	2	awesome	Last Available: "2004-10"
796	teal blinking executive gravedigger's cement shoes of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2004-10"
797	bad fancy rockin' wagon	4	decent	Effect: "Shot in the Arse", Effect Duration: 45
798	irresponsibly strong bad ocean motion	6	decent	
799	delicious fuzzbump	4	awesome	
800	diet bland poutine	1	decent	
801	spoiled Knob stir-fry	3	crappy	
804	decent Knoll stir-fry	3	good	
805	moldy jittery stir-fry	3	crappy	
806	flavorless asparagus stir-fry	3	decent	
807	moldy snack-sized mirror olive stir-fry	2	crappy	
808	adequate Knob sausage stir-fry	3	good	
809	toothsome bat wing stir-fry	4	awesome	
810	bland shaking rat appendix stir-fry	4	decent	
811	special small spoiled tofu stir-fry	2	crappy	Effect: "Dances with Tweedles", Effect Duration: 5
812	bland pr0n stir-fry	3	decent	
813	stale half-sized wobbly Knob shells	2	decent	
814	bland small lime green jittery bätzle	2	decent	
815	enchanted adequate low-calorie ratini	1	good	Effect: "On the Trolley", Effect Duration: 5
816	decent Knob stroganoff	4	good	
817	rotten snack-sized skewed menudo ravioli	2	crappy	
818	plus sign	0		
819	gray milky potion	0		
820	swirly potion	0		
821	upside-down bubbly potion	0		
822	smoky potion	0		
823	cloudy potion	0		
824	effervescent potion	0		
825	fizzy potion	0		
826	mirror dark potion	0		
827	murky potion	0		
828	ghostly baby killer bee	0		
829	anti-anti-antidote	0		
830	spoiled royal jelly	3	crappy	
831	small box	0		
832	box	0		
833	jittery vorpal blade of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40
834	olive zippy knitted cornuthaum	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Initiative: +20, Familiar Effect: "1.5xPotato, 1.25xFairy, cap 21"
835	ring of aggravate monster of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20
836	flavorless mind flayer corpse	3	decent	
837	bad weak Uovo Marcio Shiraz	2	decent	Last Available: "2004-10"
838	blinking wizardly Mafia stogie of the dark arts	0		Mysticality: +25, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2004-10"
839	hand-crafted watered-down Maiali Sifilitici Pinot Noir	2	super ultra mega EPIC	Last Available: "2004-10"
840	ribald Tesla Mafia violin case	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2004-10"
841	perfectly mixed spirit-forward tomato daiquiri	5	EPIC	
842	fortified perfectly mixed teal beertini	5	EPIC	
843	hand-crafted triple-distilled salty slug	9	EPIC	
844	hand-crafted weak papaya slung	2	EPIC	
845	red Da Vinci's MAHI fez	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Familiar Effect: "0.5xVolley, 0.5xPotato, 0.5xLep, 0.5xFairy"
847	heteroerotic frat-paddle	0		
848	hypodermic needle	0		Familiar Weight: +5
849	Meat detector	0		Familiar Weight: +5
850	many-eyed glasses	0		Familiar Weight: +5
851	prosthetic forehead	0		Familiar Weight: +5
852	shaker of salt	0		Familiar Weight: +5
853	narrow blundarrrbus	0		Familiar Weight: +5
854	spinning bouncing sucky decal	0		Familiar Weight: +5
855	balloon knife	0		Familiar Weight: +5
856	ghostly shock collar	0		
857	mirror moonglasses	0		
858	palm-frond toupee	0		Familiar Weight: +5
859	blinking knife and fork	0		Familiar Weight: +5
860	yellow eye-pod	0		Familiar Weight: +5
861	chocolate spurs	0		Familiar Weight: +5
862	tumbling magnifying glass	0		Familiar Weight: +5
863	pulsating skewer-mounted razor blade	0		Familiar Weight: +5
864	yellow stinger	0		Familiar Weight: +5
865	lead necklace	0		Familiar Weight: +3
866	shaving cream	0		
867	activated ionized pine tar	0		Effect: "Puddingface", Effect Duration: 28
869	blinking forest tears	0		
870	electrified fetus-smashing club	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
871	meatcar model	0		Familiar Weight: +5
872	Time Juice	0		Last Available: "2004-01"
873	rolling pin	0		
874	bouncing unrolling pin	0		
875	gray executive hale crazy bastard sword of the boozehound	0		Maximum HP: +20, Meat Drop: +40, Booze Drop: +100
876	asbestos-lined Jeselnik's incredibly dense meat gem of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Sleaze Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +5
877	manspreader's Talisman of Baio	0		Monster Level: +10
878	boxer's hypnodisk	0		Muscle Percent: +10
879	tarnished electrified improved bottle of goofballs	0		Effect: "Eagle Eyes", Effect Duration: 30
880	disbelief suspenders of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15
881	rock-hard supportive bra	0		Damage Reduction: 5
882	Blatantly Canadian	0		
883	red maple syrup	1	awesome	
884	chilly los chinos	0		Cold Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, HP regen, cap 13"
885	spinning twirling axe of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25
886	gray leaflet	0		
887	narrow leaf	0		
888	maple leaf	0		
889	smartaleck's balaclava	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1.5xLep, cap 12"
890	snack-sized fancy stale balaclava baklava	2	decent	Effect: "Hairy Palms", Effect Duration: 45
891	spinning scorching Warehouse 23 bling	0		Hot Damage: +25
892	spinning curative educational bugbear-smiting sword of dire peril	0		Experience: +1, Weapon Damage: +20, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
893	fortified delicious lumbering jack	5	awesome	
894	bouncing upside-down teal Dark Jill-O-Lantern	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
895	supercool Ms. Accessory	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Softcore Only
896	quilted Mr. Accessory Jr. of the glutton	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Food Drop: +100, Softcore Only
897	huge coffee sprite	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2005-10"
898	Cheshire Bitten	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2005-10"
899	custom avatar form	0		Free Pull
900	smile-sharpening stone	0		Familiar Weight: +5
901	espresso maker	0		Familiar Weight: +5
902	blurry 100-Watt bulb	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
903	special tolerable Spasmi Dolorosi Del Rene Champagne	4	good	Effect: "Well-preserved", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2004-10"
904	flame-retardant supercharged medical-grade school Mafia knickerbockers	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Hot Resistance: +1, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "5xGhoul, cap 25", Last Available: "2004-10"
905	improved liquefied Yummy Tummy bean	0		Effect: "Brother Flying Burrito's Blessing", Effect Duration: 17
906	energized super-deionized Rock Pops	0		Effect: "Wolf's Bane", Effect Duration: 33
907	irradiated activated Mr. Mediocrebar	0		Effect: "Seal Clubbing Frenzy", Effect Duration: 50
908	improved Cold Hots candy	0		Effect: "Patent Alacrity", Effect Duration: 62
909	quadruple-polarized anodized Wint-O-Fresh mint	0		Effect: "Hobo Flavor", Effect Duration: 24
910	decent dwarf bread	4	good	
911	galvanized extra-enhanced super-denatured pulsating Senior Mints	0		Effect: "Wet Willied", Effect Duration: 62
912	diffused unsweetened pixellated candy heart	0		Effect: "Savage Beast Inside", Effect Duration: 60
913	enhanced kobold	0		Effect: "Mushroom Melody", Effect Duration: 28
914	pulsating twirling hand turkey outline	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2004-11"
915	wobbly teal yam pinky ring	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
916	skewed spinning perfumed careful intergalactic pom poms	0		Monster Level: -10, Stench Resistance: +5
917	Mob Penguin protection contract	0		
918	gray medical-grade Radio Free Baseball Cap	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, 1xFairy, cap 37", Last Available: "2006-07"
919	Oprah's Radio Free Pants	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xGhoul, 1xLep, cap 37", Last Available: "2006-07"
920	tumbling smooth Radio Free Foil	0		Moxie: +15, Last Available: "2006-07"
921	adequate radio button candy	4	good	
922	avaricious severed rocking horse head	0		Meat Drop: +30
923	spinning broken cellular phone	0		Last Available: "2004-01"
924	crimbo elfling	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
925	red dental pliers	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
926	unsweetened Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance	0		Effect: "Helping Comes Second", Effect Duration: 33
927	distilled mediocre Ferita Del Petto Zinfandel	5	decent	Last Available: "2006-12"
928	mirror huge fuzzy bracelets of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20
929	arse-shooting crossbow of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25
931	acceptable pulsating spiced rum	4	good	
932	practically non-alcoholic mediocre eggnog	1	decent	
933	miniature adequate candy cane	2	good	
934	toothsome gingerbread bugbear	4	awesome	
935	jittery energetic imitation nice watch	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2004-12", Nonstackable Watch
936	upside-down Hanukkimbo dreidl	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
937	menorette	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2004-12"
938	fireproof plastic sword	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2004-12"
939	small Crimbo Pressie	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
940	bow	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
941	wobbly Crimbo stocking	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
942	skewed extremely unsafe bowler	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, 1.5xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2004-12"
943	thinker's bow staff of the storm	0		Mysticality: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2004-12"
944	lime green bowlegged pants of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Familiar Effect: "1xGhoul, cap 25", Last Available: "2004-12"
945	cyan skewered jumbo olive	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
946	skewered lime	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
947	skewered cherry	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
948	weak perfectly mixed pulsating martini	2	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	Last Available: "2004-12"
949	delicious practically non-alcoholic blue grogtini	1	awesome	Last Available: "2004-12"
950	perfectly mixed special jittery cherry bomb	3	super ultra EPIC	Effect: "Fury of the Bells", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2004-12"
951	extra special Crimbo stocking	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
952	green supercharged therapeutic hockey mask	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1.5xGhuol, cap 25"
953	penguin-smacking club	0		Familiar Damage: +15
954	narrow orphan baby yeti	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
955	brawny fez of etymology	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 30"
956	big flavorless yellow mirror carob chunk noodles	5	decent	
957	moldy ghostly chorizo brownies	4	crappy	
958	flavorless immense chocolate and tomato pizza	9	decent	
959	green flange	0		
960	clockwork key	0		
961	red silk garter snake	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
962	velvet choker	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
963	blinking flame-wreathed plastic seal clubber of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +10
964	mansplainer's wholesome plastic turtle tamer	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Monster Level: +15
965	teal energetic experienced plastic pastamancer	0		Experience: +2, Maximum MP Percent: +20
966	extremely unsafe dangerous plastic sauceror	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +100
967	Annie Oakley's rosy-cheeked plastic disco bandit	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Critical Hit Percent: +20
968	jittery sizzling savvy plastic accordion thief	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Hot Damage: +10
969	auspicious plastic mosquito	0		Item Drop: +10
970	electrified plastic leprechaun	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
971	skewed plastic levitating potato of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40
972	cyan weightlifter's plastic angry goat	0		Muscle: +15
973	supercool plastic sabre-toothed lime	0		Moxie Percent: +20
974	wool plastic fuzzy dice	0		Cold Resistance: +1
975	squat plastic pirate skeleton of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25
976	knitted plastic barrrnacle	0		Cold Resistance: +3
977	blinking sage plastic howling balloon monkey	0		Mysticality Percent: +10
978	jittery wicked plastic stab bat	0		Spell Damage: +5
979	family-friendly plastic grue	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1
980	knitted plastic blood-faced volleyball	0		Cold Resistance: +3
981	blinking brainy plastic ghuol whelp	0		Mysticality: +5
982	skewed plastic baby gravy fairy of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40
983	blurry narrow quilted plastic cocoabo	0		Damage Absorption: +40
984	zippy plastic star starfish	0		Initiative: +20
985	plastic ghost pickle on a stick of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100
986	healthy plastic killer bee	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20
987	greedy plastic Cheshire bat	0		Meat Drop: +20
988	electrified plastic coffee pixie	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
989	plastic bitchin' meatcar of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Single Equip
990	beefy plastic hermit	0		Muscle: +10
991	mirror padded Herculean plastic Boris of the early riser	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Damage Absorption: +20, Adventures: +7
992	hale wizardly thinker's plastic Jarlsberg	0		Mysticality: 35, Maximum HP: +20
993	Samson's strapping plastic Sneaky Pete of the pedagogue	0		Muscle: +5, Experience: +3, Experience (Muscle): +5
994	dangerous plastic Susie	0		Weapon Damage: +10
995	yummy Lucky Surprise Egg	3	awesome	
998	maiden wig	0		Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, cap 8"
999	maid head	0		
1000	twirling Meat maid	0		
1002	gravedigger's Xlyinia's notebook	0		Spooky Damage: +10
1003	blurry soda water	0		
1004	high-proof drinkable bottle of tequila	7	good	
1005	artisanal blurry boxed wine	4	EPIC	
1006	stale cherry	3	decent	
1007	coconut shell of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 7"
1008	teal nippy ice cubes	0		Cold Damage: +10
1009	special lousy vodka martini	3	decent	Effect: "[1342]Slicked-Back Do", Effect Duration: 30
1010	lousy triple-distilled whiskey and soda	9	decent	
1011	bad monkey wrench	4	decent	
1012	aged tequila sunrise	3	awesome	
1013	perfectly mixed boozy bouncing margarita	5	EPIC	
1014	drinkable strawberry wine	3	good	
1015	watered-down perfectly mixed squat huge twirling wine spritzer	2	EPIC	
1016	watered-down delicious perpendicular hula	2	awesome	
1017	tolerable special upside-down ducha de oro	3	good	Effect: "Sewer-Drenched", Effect Duration: 20
1018	lousy pulsating spinning calle de miel	4	decent	
1019	distilled drinkable dry vodka martini	5	good	
1020	mediocre old-fashioned	4	decent	
1021	tolerable teal tequila with training wheels	4	good	
1022	acceptable bouncing sangria	4	good	
1023	drinkable vesper	3	good	Last Available: "2004-12"
1024	perfectly mixed bodyslam	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2004-12"
1025	enchanted artisanal sangria del diablo	3	super ultra EPIC	Effect: "Optimist Primal", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2004-12"
1026	Valentine	0		Free Pull
1027	skewed whip kit	0		
1028	buckler buckle	0		
1029	hippo whip of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25
1030	penguin whip of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100
1031	ghostly knitted yak whip	0		Cold Resistance: +3
1032	gnauga hide whip of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15
1033	twirling gnauga hide	0		
1034	hippo skin buckler of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60
1035	occult penguin skin buckler	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25
1036	yakskin buckler of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100
1037	mirror narrow gnauga hide buckler of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40
1038	modified cyan Connery's Elixir of Audacity	0		Effect: "Chow Downed", Effect Duration: 67
1040	Tam O'Shanter	0		Meat Drop: +50, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2005-03"
1041	practically non-alcoholic bad beer	1	decent	
1042	jittery string of beads of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100
1043	fortified string of beads	0		Damage Absorption: +60
1044	fireproof string of beads	0		Hot Resistance: +3
1045	Temple Grandin's plastic bottle opener	0		Familiar Weight: +7
1046	huge double-paned padded traffic cone	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Cold Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "cap 15", Last Available: "2005-03"
1047	hand-crafted ghostly N. O. Beer	4	EPIC	
1048	diluted oyster egg	1		
1049	modified oyster egg	1		
1050	mixed green jittery oyster egg	1		Effect: "Oiled Skin", Effect Duration: 30
1051	plastic oyster egg	0		
1052	boiled squat oyster egg	1		
1053	compressed blurry twirling oyster egg	1		Effect: "Glo-Face", Effect Duration: 40
1054	powdered oyster egg	1		
1055	narrow plastic oyster egg	0		
1056	compressed puce oyster egg	1		Effect: "Turkey-Agitated", Effect Duration: 5
1057	distilled pulsating olive puce oyster egg	1		Effect: "Brocolate Brostidigitation", Effect Duration: 40
1058	boiled blinking puce oyster egg	1		Effect: "Cake Caked", Effect Duration: 5
1059	puce plastic oyster egg	0		
1060	denatured skewed mauve oyster egg	1		
1061	modified mauve oyster egg	1		
1062	compressed mauve oyster egg	1		
1063	red mauve plastic oyster egg	0		
1064	powdered oyster egg	1		
1065	diluted bouncing oyster egg	1		
1066	denatured oyster egg	1		
1067	plastic oyster egg	0		
1068	boiled upside-down red oyster egg	1		Effect: "Vitali Tea", Effect Duration: 10
1069	compressed narrow oyster egg	1		
1070	denatured ghostly oyster egg	1		
1071	plastic oyster egg	0		
1072	compressed twirling off-white oyster egg	1		
1073	mixed mirror off-white oyster egg	1		
1074	twisted wobbly off-white oyster egg	1		Effect: "Blessing of the Creepy Pasta", Effect Duration: 40
1075	twirling blinking off-white plastic oyster egg	0		
1076	denatured blinking oyster egg	1		Effect: "Oleaginous Soles", Effect Duration: 10
1077	twisted oyster egg	1		
1078	dehydrated blinking twirling oyster egg	1		
1079	plastic oyster egg	0		
1080	oyster basket	0		
1081	jittery emo roe	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2005-04"
1082	yellow gazing shoes	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
1083	personal raindrop	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2005-04"
1084	rainbow tie	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
1085	spinning clockwork widget	0		
1086	clockwork thingamajig	0		
1087	clockwork doohickey	0		
1088	upside-down clockwork clockwise dome	0		
1089	clockwork spine	0		
1090	clockwork rings	0		
1091	clockwork claws	0		
1092	ghostly clockwork sheet	0		
1093	clockwork counterclockwise dome	0		
1094	mirror clockwork sphere	0		
1095	blue wobbly deactivated MicroMechaMech	0		
1096	tumbling clockwork endoskeleton	0		
1097	Jack Frost's clockwork hat	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 20"
1098	twirling clockwork trench coat of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
1099	red huge supercharged clockwork pants	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 1.5xGhuol, cap 20"
1100	educational gnauga hide chaps	0		Experience: +1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 4xBarrr, cap 20"
1101	ghostly false eyelashes	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1102	targeting chip	0		
1103	upside-down upside-down unwound clockwork grapefruit	0		
1104	Mountie hat	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1105	clockwork bartender head	0		
1106	upside-down clockwork chef head	0		
1107	squat spinning clockwork maid head	0		
1108	clockwork detective skull	0		
1109	clockwork bartender-head-in-the-box	0		
1110	lime green clockwork chef-head-in-the-box	0		
1111	clockwork bartender-in-the-box	0		
1112	clockwork chef-in-the-box	0		
1113	clockwork maid	0		
1114	tisket	0		
1115	tasket	0		
1116	annoying pitchfork	0		Monster Level: +5
1117	dog trainer's Jim Carey's mansplainer's Stupid University Diploma	0		Monster Level: 40, Experience (familiar): +1
1118	skewed bouncing pregnant mushroom	0		
1119	pregnant mushroom	0		
1120	upside-down pregnant mushroom	0		
1121	inexplicably rock	0		
1122	fairy gravy	0		
1123	narrow Sinatra's halfberd	0		Experience (Moxie): +5
1124	small glove	0		
1125	family-friendly beefcake's glove of bravery	0		Muscle: +25, Spooky Resistance: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +1
1126	bouncing toothpick of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Single Equip
1127	maroon ninja sword of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25
1128	teeny-tiny ninja stars	0		
1129	nippy sequined fez	0		Cold Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1.75xLep, cap 20"
1130	blank card	0		
1131	skewed beet	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1132	Totally Gay Claymore	0		
1133	rosy-cheeked star shirt	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30
1134	cosmetics bag	0		
1135	warmed adjusted eyeliner	0		Effect: "Disco Inferno", Effect Duration: 66
1136	super-chilled cyan narrow lipstick	0		Effect: "Aspect of the Twinklefairy", Effect Duration: 15
1137	razor-sharp bicycle chain of the sewer	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Stench Damage: +25
1138	jittery mushroom fermenting solution	0		
1139	tolerable watered-down wobbly mushroom wine	2	good	
1140	lousy bouncing icy mushroom wine	3	decent	
1141	tolerable mushroom wine	3	good	
1142	bad pointy mushroom wine	3	decent	
1143	fancy acceptable flat mushroom wine	3	good	Effect: "Quadrilled", Effect Duration: 5
1144	lousy cool mushroom wine	3	decent	
1145	hand-crafted huge knob mushroom wine	4	EPIC	
1146	perfectly mixed knoll mushroom wine	4	EPIC	
1147	artisanal watered-down mushroom wine	2	EPIC	
1148	bad shot of flower schnapps	4	decent	
1149	immense spoiled spinning flower petal pie	8	crappy	
1150	distilled lousy shaking gray bottle of single-barrel whiskey	5	decent	
1151	healthy discarded plastic fork of the blizzard	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +25
1152	gravy-covered maypole	0		Item Drop: +25, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2005-05"
1153	decent Retenez L'Herbe Paté	3	good	
1154	diluted tumbling Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	1	good	Effect: "Hopped Up on Goofballs", Effect Duration: 5
1155	blue letter from King Ralph XI	0		
1157	skewed hardy wholeberd	0		Maximum HP: +50
1158	polarized polymerized huge Meleegra™ pills	0		Effect: "Extra Terrestrial", Effect Duration: 57
1159	fuchsia mariachi G-string	0		
1160	huge greasy irate sombrero	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 3xLep, cap 11"
1161	pile of candy	0		
1162	extra-warmed bouncing cyan handsomeness potion	0		Effect: "Seal Clubbing Frenzy", Effect Duration: 68
1163	tarnished dry cold-filtered tumbling marzipan skull	0		Effect: "Flower Power", Effect Duration: 24
1164	red mirror poultrygeist	0		
1165	mirror hovering sombrero	0		
1166	maracas	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1167	plain brown wrapper	0		
1168	less-than-three-shaped box	0		
1169	exactly-three-shaped box	0		
1170	chocolate box	0		
1171	coffin	0		
1172	asbestos box	0		
1173	twirling linoleum box	0		
1174	chrome box	0		
1175	cryptic puzzle box	0		
1176	refrigerated biohazard container	0		
1177	magnetic field	0		
1178	potted cactus	0		
1179	spinning daisy	0		
1180	teal twirling potted fern	0		
1181	tulip	0		
1182	Venus flytrap	0		
1183	olive all-purpose flower	0		
1184	huge exotic orchid	0		
1185	spinning blinking long-stemmed rose	0		
1186	gilded lily	0		
1187	deadly nightshade	0		
1188	lotus	0		
1189	can of asparagus	0		
1190	huge dodecapede	0		
1191	ghuol whelp	0		
1192	zmobie	0		
1193	tumbling Raggedy Hippy doll	0		
1194	blurry stab bat	0		
1195	shaking apathetic lizardman doll	0		
1196	olive jittery yeti	0		
1197	maroon Mob Penguin	0		
1198	spinning narrow sabre-toothed lime	0		
1199	bugbear	0		
1200	bland miniature mugcake	2	decent	
1201	tasty blinking urinal cake	4	awesome	
1202	decent bite-sized upside-down Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	1	good	
1203	spoiled personalized birthday cake	3	crappy	
1204	normal bite-sized squat three-tiered wedding cake	1	good	
1205	delicious babycakes	4	awesome	
1206	decent miniature velvet cake	2	good	
1207	bite-sized fancy flavorless congratulatory cake	1	decent	Effect: "Human-Human Hybrid", Effect Duration: 15
1208	tiny enchanted decent angel-food cake	1	good	Effect: "Alacri Tea", Effect Duration: 40
1209	flavorless devil's-food cake	3	decent	
1210	decent shaking birthday party jellybean cheesecake	3	good	
1211	spinning green balloon	0		
1212	maroon squat balloon	0		
1213	heart-shaped balloon	0		
1214	anniversary balloon	0		
1215	Mylar balloon	0		
1216	wobbly Kevlar balloon	0		
1217	shaking thought balloon	0		
1218	rat head balloon	0		Familiar Weight: -3
1219	purple mini-zeppelin	0		
1220	dance instructor's Mr. Balloon	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10
1221	balloon	0		
1222	nippy Mr. Eh?	0		Cold Damage: +10, Softcore Only
1224	upside-down stiffened sinister steel shillelagh of the scaredy-cat	0		Spell Damage: +10, Damage Reduction: 1, Monster Level: -15
1225	teal tumbling executive chilly Rosewater's steel skullcap	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Cold Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +40, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, 1xFairy, cap 22"
1226	blurry stiffened groovy steel solitaire of the early riser	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Damage Reduction: 1, Adventures: +7, Single Equip
1227	squat lion tamer's steel scarf of the brute of Gandalf	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Experience (familiar): +2, Single Equip
1228	ghostly toasty Fonzie's steel slacks of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Experience (Moxie): +1, Hot Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "prismatic atk, 4xBarrr, cap 22"
1229	Lo Pan's resourceful steel suspenders of temperance	0		Maximum MP: +50, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Single Equip
1230	green Usain Bolt's smartaleck's pikestaff of the empath	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Familiar Weight: +5, Initiative: +80
1231	jittery scandalous Oprah's healthy pith helmet	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Sleaze Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 45"
1232	family-friendly experienced pocketwatch of the bloodbag	0		Experience: +2, Maximum HP: +100, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Single Equip
1233	skewed Lo Pan's curative groovy pinky ring	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +30, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip
1234	wool foul-smelling pants of bravery	0		Stench Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +1, Spooky Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 45"
1235	electrified pendant of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Four Songs, Single Equip
1236	forbidden grievous hockey stick of furious angry rage	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Spell Damage Percent: +50
1237	tapped lotus	0		
1238	glowsticks	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1239	iced-out bling	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1240	limburger biker boots	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1241	blurry carton of clove cigarettes	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1242	deflated inflatable dodecapede	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
1243	blinking toy six-seater hovercraft	0		Familiar Weight: -5, Last Available: "2011-12"
1244	zippy Glass Balls of the Goblin King	0		Initiative: +20
1245	dance instructor's Codpiece of the Goblin King	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Single Equip
1246	Jack Frost's Rosewater's rib of the Bonerdagon of the detective	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Item Drop: +20
1247	vertebra of the Bonerdagon	0		
1248	olive wicked experienced Bonerdagon necklace of Leguizamo	0		Experience: +2, Spell Damage: +5, Monster Level: +20
1249	hardy Boss Bat britches	0		Maximum HP: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xGhuol, cap 16"
1250	energetic deadly Boss Bat bling	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Maximum MP Percent: +20
1251	toothsome blurry Knob shroomkabob	4	awesome	
1252	tasty enchanted immense shroomkabob	10	awesome	Effect: "Cruisin' for a Bruisin'", Effect Duration: 45
1253	pile of jumping beans	0		
1254	yummy jumping bean burrito	3	awesome	
1255	spoiled snack-sized jumping bean burrito	2	crappy	
1256	moldy massive insanely jumping bean burrito	8	crappy	
1257	spoiled shaking rat scrapple	3	crappy	
1258	pail of pretentious paint	0		
1259	teal up-at-dawn beefcake's traffic cone	0		Muscle: +25, Adventures: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 15", Last Available: "2005-06"
1260	wax lips	0		Experience: +3, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2005-07"
1261	twisted upside-down olive Hatorade	1		
1262	studded off-hand balloon of the wise owl of the pedagogue	0		Mysticality: +20, Experience: +3, Damage Absorption: +80
1263	bouncing pygmy bugbear shaman	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
1264	blue wobbly nose-bone fetish	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
1265	fuchsia jittery box of sunshine	0		Free Pull
1266	normal snack-sized gloomy mushroom	2	good	
1267	wobbly dead mimic	0		
1268	pine wand	0		
1269	narrow ebony wand	0		
1270	gray hexagonal wand	0		
1271	squat aluminum wand	0		
1272	marble wand	0		
1273	wholesome magic lamp	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10
1274	twisted wobbly twirling Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs	1		
1275	narrow basic meat skirt of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, 3xFairy, cap 10"
1276	practically non-alcoholic perfectly mixed Otorian Battle Scar	1	EPIC	
1277	medical-grade basic meat kilt	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 3xFairy, cap 10"
1278	huge censurious meat skirt	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 3xFairy, cap 11"
1279	brainy meat kilt	0		Mysticality: +5, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 3xFairy, cap 11"
1280	maroon personal trainer's penguinskin mini-skirt	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xFairy, cap 30"
1281	careful penguinskin mini-kilt	0		Monster Level: -10, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xFairy, cap 30"
1282	ghostly upside-down executive yakskin skirt	0		Meat Drop: +40, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 35"
1283	auspicious yakskin kilt	0		Item Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 35"
1284	gray beefcake's hippopotamus skirt	0		Muscle: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 32"
1285	Samson's hippopotamus kilt	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 32"
1286	jittery vibrating furry skirt	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xFairy, cap 37"
1287	frightening furry kilt	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xFairy, cap 37"
1288	rock-hard gnauga hide skirt	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Familiar Effect: "2.5xFairy, cap 20"
1289	purple gravedigger's gnauga hide kilt	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "2.5xFairy, cap 20"
1290	tarnished dry wind-up clock	0		Effect: "Danish Cunning", Effect Duration: 67
1291	foul-smelling Jekyllin hide belt	0		Stench Damage: +10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2005-09"
1292	skirt / kilt kit	0		
1293	upside-down forbidden ring of adornment	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50
1294	ghostly green lightning-fast ring of increase damage of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Initiative: +40
1295	ring of gain strength of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100
1296	lime green electrified ring of resistance	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
1297	Tesla ring of fire resistance	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
1298	padded ring of conflict	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Single Equip
1299	chaotic pirate hook	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10
1300	monster bait of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Single Equip
1301	triple-denatured wobbly deodorant	0		Effect: "Arcane in the Brain", Effect Duration: 50
1302	double-warmed reodorant	0		Effect: "Took Eleven", Effect Duration: 24
1303	Mjolnir Jr.	0		
1304	doppelshifter egg	0		Free Pull
1305	skewed makeup kit	0		Familiar Weight: +15
1306	rosewater-soaked supercool traffic cone	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Stench Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 2xLep, cap 15", Last Available: "2005-10"
1307	calm attention-deficit demon	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-10"
1308	unwound cymbal-playing monkey	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-10"
1309	attention spanner	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1310	funky fez	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1311	comfy blanket	0		Last Available: "2005-10"
1312	ruddy Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Single Equip
1313	steel-toed Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Single Equip
1314	stanky Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 3xGhuol, cap 18"
1315	tumbling MacGyver's rose-colored glasses	0		Maximum MP: +100
1316	facsimile dictionary	0		
1317	blood flower	0		
1318	lovecat tail	0		
1319	ghostly cyan plastic passion fruit	0		
1320	bland bouncing questionable taco	4	decent	
1321	Doc's Miracle Cure	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
1322	upside-down yellow petrified time	0		Last Available: "2005-10"
1323	gravedigger's time helmet	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2005-10"
1324	shaking veiny time trousers	0		Maximum HP: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 25", Last Available: "2005-10"
1325	bouncing hale time sword	0		Maximum HP: +20, Last Available: "2005-10"
1326	smartaleck's Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "3xFairy, cap 7"
1327	skewed pulsating rosewater-soaked Cloaca-Cola shield	0		Stench Resistance: +3
1328	Cloaca-Cola fatigues of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Familiar Effect: "4xPotato, 1.5x Ghoul, cap 7"
1329	twirling Jeselnik's Dyspepsi-Cola shield	0		Sleaze Damage: +25
1330	shaking Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "3.5xPotato, 3xVolley, cap 7"
1331	stylish Cloaca-Cola helmet	0		Moxie: +25, Familiar Effect: "3xFairy, cap 7"
1332	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	0		
1333	shaking huge Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack	0		
1334	Cloaca-Cola	0		
1335	Dyspepsi grenade	0		
1336	fuchsia Cloaca grenade	0		
1338	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	0		
1339	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	0		
1340	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	0		
1341	thinker's Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen	0		Mysticality: +10, Single Equip
1342	picture of a dead guy's girlfriend	0		
1343	zombie pineal gland	0		Last Available: "2005-11"
1344	quadruple-diffused jittery cyan Gummi-Gnauga	0		Effect: "Human-Constellation Hybrid", Effect Duration: 49
1345	chilled adjusted upside-down Now and Earlier	0		Effect: "Dweeby", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2020-09"
1346	corrupted Sugar Cog	0		Effect: "Rave Nirvana", Effect Duration: 53
1347	teal loaded serum blowgun	0		Last Available: "2005-11"
1348	empty blowgun	0		Last Available: "2005-11"
1349	miniscule temporal rip	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2005-11"
1350	blue 1.21 jigawatts	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2005-11"
1351	smelly pinky ring	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
1352	hand-crafted redrum	4	EPIC	
1353	ninja pirate zombie robot	0		
1354	pile of pebbles	0		
1355	decent bowl of oriole's nest soup	3	good	
1356	green bunny liver	0		
1357	acceptable red Mt. Noob Pale Ale	3	good	
1358	spinning pulsating pirate zombie head	0		Last Available: "2005-11"
1359	ninja pirate zombie robot head	0		Last Available: "2005-11"
1360	pirate zombie robot head	0		Last Available: "2005-11"
1361	steel-toed disembodied smile	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Single Equip
1362	sausage	0		
1363	lime green clockwork pirate skull	0		
1364	rhesus monkey	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1365	fancy normal immense tofurkey leg	6	good	Effect: "All Is Forgiven", Effect Duration: 25
1366	spoiled jumbo squat tofurkey gravy	5	crappy	
1367	rotten jumbo herbal stuffing	5	crappy	
1368	bland can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	3	decent	
1369	stale immense yams	9	decent	
1370	Jack Frost's rhinestone cowboy shirt	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50
1371	chilly gingham blouse	0		Cold Damage: +5
1372	souvenir ski t-shirt of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50
1373	sweet nutcracker	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2005-12"
1374	purple mandible	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2005-12"
1375	toasty plastic Crimbo wreath	0		Hot Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2005-12"
1376	ghostly green Usain Bolt's plastic Uncle Crimbo	0		Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2005-12"
1377	teal miser's plastic Crimbo elf	0		Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2005-12"
1378	smooth plastic sweet nutcracker	0		Moxie: +15, Last Available: "2005-12"
1379	bouncing lion tamer's plastic Crimbo reindeer	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Single Equip, Last Available: "2005-12"
1381	pulsating aspirin	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1382	chilled energized corrupted squat chocolate	0		Effect: "Ichorous Intensity", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2015-11"
1383	length of string	0		
1384	upside-down googly eye	0		
1385	stuffing	0		
1386	felt	0		
1387	block	0		
1388	cyan toy wheel	0		
1389	yo-yo	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
1390	top	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
1391	ball	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
1392	jittery kite	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1393	pet rock	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1394	doppelshifter	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1395	teddy bear	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1396	Jack Frost's Newton's duck-on-a-string	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2005-12"
1397	toy soldier	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1398	doll house	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1399	careful toy train	0		Monster Level: -10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2005-12"
1400	lion tamer's marionette	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Last Available: "2005-12"
1401	ghostly nippy sock monkey	0		Cold Damage: +10, Last Available: "2005-12"
1402	rag doll of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Last Available: "2005-12"
1403	auspicious can of fake snow	0		Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2005-12"
1404	fireproof colored-light "necklace"	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2005-12"
1405	razor-sharp tree skirt	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 2xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2005-12"
1406	normal wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie	3	good	Effect: "Wreathed in Merriment", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-06"
1407	moldy pulsating shaking bell-shaped Crimbo cookie	4	crappy	Effect: "Fury of the Bells", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-06"
1408	decent huge ghostly tree-shaped Crimbo cookie	9	good	Effect: "Yuletide Sappiness", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-06"
1409	cool Unionize The Elves sign	0		Moxie: +5, Last Available: "2005-12"
1410	red huge sleeping snowy owl	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1411	squat Tome of Snowcone Summoning	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-01", Skill: "Summon Snowcones"
1412	double-denatured wet squat snowcone	0		Effect: "Raging Animal", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2006-01"
1413	polarized blurry narrow snowcone	0		Effect: "Fruited", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2006-01"
1414	wet galvanized Vulcanized snowcone	0		Effect: "Lobos Fresh", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2006-01"
1415	corrupted dry snowcone	0		Effect: "Disco Inferno", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2006-01"
1416	boiled colloidal tarnished tumbling tumbling snowcone	0		Effect: "Rampage!", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2006-01"
1417	liquefied adjusted blinking bouncing snowcone	0		Effect: "Unusual Perspective", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2006-01"
1418	Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2006-01"
1419	teddy bear sewing kit	0		Last Available: "2006-01"
1420	executive padded traffic cone	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Meat Drop: +40, Familiar Effect: "2xLep, 2xFairy, cap 15", Last Available: "2006-01"
1421	Scandalously Skimpy Bikini	0		Four Songs, Single Equip
1422	Sombrero De Vida	0		Four Songs, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xPotato, 1xLep, cap 12"
1423	iceberglet	0		Last Available: "2006-02"
1424	inspector's ice sickle of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Item Drop: +15, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2006-02"
1425	ghostly Herculean ice baby	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2006-02"
1426	olive huge Jim Carey's ice pick	0		Monster Level: +25, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1.5xLep, 1.5xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2006-02"
1427	chilly curative ice skates	0		Cold Damage: +5, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2006-02"
1428	bland blue tumbling grue egg omelette	3	decent	
1429	roll of drink tickets	0		
1430	blurry pregnant gloomy mushroom	0		
1431	pregnant mushroom	0		
1432	tasty huge mushroom	6	awesome	
1433	fruit bowl	0		
1434	fruit basket	0		
1435	hot pink lipstick	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1436	hot stuffing	0		
1437	spinning useless powder	0		
1438	electrified corrupted spinning blurry twinkly powder	0		Effect: "Disco Nirvana", Effect Duration: 68
1439	polarized squat hot powder	0		Effect: "Disco Inferno", Effect Duration: 19
1440	quadruple-colloidal powder	0		Effect: "La Bamba", Effect Duration: 64
1441	ionized powder	0		Effect: "Flamibili Tea", Effect Duration: 26
1442	extra-anodized jittery stench powder	0		Effect: "Clyde's Blessing", Effect Duration: 54
1443	double-polymerized anodized upside-down sleaze powder	0		Effect: "Old Time Hydration", Effect Duration: 47
1444	modified twinkly nuggets	0		Effect: "Limber as Mortimer", Effect Duration: 31
1445	colloidal activated hot nuggets	0		Effect: "Polka of Plenty", Effect Duration: 43
1446	irradiated triple-dry upside-down nuggets	0		Effect: "Greasy Visage", Effect Duration: 62
1447	Vulcanized wet nuggets	0		Effect: "Quaaaaaaa", Effect Duration: 61
1448	deionized diffused upside-down stench nuggets	0		Effect: "Phairly Balanced", Effect Duration: 67
1449	cold-filtered sleaze nuggets	0		Effect: "Standard Cheer", Effect Duration: 47
1450	dried twinkly wad	1		
1451	denatured gray hot wad	1		Effect: "Man's Worst Enemy", Effect Duration: 35
1452	pickled wad	1		Effect: "Provocative Perkiness", Effect Duration: 35
1453	pickled squat fuchsia wad	1		
1454	pickled stench wad	1		
1455	boiled shaking lime green sleaze wad	1		
1456	maroon double daisy	0		
1457	teal Goth Giant	0		
1458	stale Valentine's Day cake	4	decent	
1459	arrow'd heart balloon	0		
1460	blinking velvet box	0		
1461	squashed frog	0		
1462	eye of newt	0		
1463	salamander spleen	0		
1464	sleazy fairy gravy	0		
1465	pulsating suede shortsword	0		
1466	upside-down bamboo bokuto	0		
1467	25-meat staff	0		
1468	wobbly two-handed depthsword	0		
1469	bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme	0		
1470	lead yo-yo	0		
1471	slightly peevedbow	0		
1472	ghostly sack of doorknobs	0		
1473	purple jittery ball-and-chain	0		
1474	cyan automatic catapult	0		
1475	pentacorn hat	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 10"
1476	blurry goofily-plumed helmet	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 17"
1477	plastic hard hat	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 22"
1478	green salad bowl	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 30"
1479	bouncing football helmet	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 37"
1480	squat chain-mail monokini	0		Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 4xBarrr, cap 7"
1481	union scalemail pants	0		Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, cap 12"
1482	paper-plate-mail pants	0		Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 2xBarrr, cap 20"
1483	troutpiece	0		Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr, cap 27"
1484	olive alpha-mail pants	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 35"
1485	shaking rabbit's foot of Gandalf of doom	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +50
1486	maroon ghostly massive bag of catnip	0		
1487	shaking hang glider	0		
1488	March hat	0		Free Pull
1489	dormouse	0		
1490	blue miser's padded chopsticks	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Meat Drop: +10
1491	fortified rice bowl	0		Damage Absorption: +60
1492	up-at-dawn ninja mop	0		Adventures: +5
1493	maroon dangerous strapping ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon	0		Muscle: +5, Weapon Damage: +10
1494	tarnished concentrated non-energized sugar-coated pine cone	0		Effect: "Al Dente Inferno", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2020-09"
1495	up-at-dawn ruddy traffic cone	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Adventures: +5, Familiar Effect: "2xLep, 2xFairy, cap 15", Last Available: "2006-03"
1496	watered-down artisanal gloomy mushroom wine	2	super EPIC	
1497	lousy mushroom wine	4	decent	
1498	McPhee's Grimoire of Hilarious Object Summoning	0		Last Available: "2006-04", Skill: "Summon Hilarious Objects"
1499	whoopie cushion	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1500	fake fake vomit	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1501	frozen explosion-flavored chewing gum	0		Effect: "Human-Hippy Hybrid", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2006-04"
1502	clown hammer	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1503	olive skewed huge rubber emo roe	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1504	tarnished adjusted wobbly snowcone	0		Effect: "Arabian Knighthood", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2006-04"
1505	ice cube with a fly in it	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1506	acceptable lime green calle de miel with a fly in it	4	good	Last Available: "2006-04"
1507	practically non-alcoholic delicious rockin' wagon with a fly in it	1	awesome	Last Available: "2006-04"
1508	watered-down mediocre bouncing perpendicular hula with a fly in it	2	decent	Last Available: "2006-04"
1509	aged pulsating slap and tickle with a fly in it	3	awesome	Last Available: "2006-04"
1510	bag of airline peanuts	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1511	friendly fake hand	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2006-04"
1512	dried Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray	1		Effect: "Top Dog", Effect Duration: 5
1513	diluted upside-down Knob Goblin learning pill	1		
1514	vaporized Knob Goblin eyedrops	1		Effect: "Texas Elegance", Effect Duration: 45
1515	dehydrated Knob Goblin nasal spray	1		
1516	KWE-brand transistor radio	0		
1518	vampire heart	0		
1519	wobbly Talisman of Bakula	0		Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Give In To Your Vampiric Urges"
1520	pulsating horrifying foul-smelling Radio KoL Coffee Mug	0		Stench Damage: +10, Spooky Damage: +25
1521	Frank Gorshin trophy	0		
1522	narrow nasty clever Radio Free Jersey	0		Maximum MP: +20, Stench Damage: +5
1523	shaking bottle of used blood	0		
1524	wind-up chattering teeth	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1525	blinking joybuzzer	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Shake Hands", Last Available: "2006-04"
1526	pet rock "Snooty" disguise	0		Familiar Weight: +11, Equips On: "Pet Rock | Toothsome Rock | Bulky Buddy Box | Holiday Log", Last Available: "2006-04"
1527	yellow diamond-studded fronts	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2006-04"
1528	healthy fortified corkscrew	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2006-04"
1529	shaking St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1530	fake plastic grass	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
1531	grass skirt of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1.5xFairy, cap 20", Last Available: "2011-01"
1532	shaking fuchsia frosty grass hat	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 1xBarrr, cap 20", Last Available: "2011-01"
1533	ghostly rock-hard grass blade	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Last Available: "2011-01"
1534	raffle prize box	0		
1536	jittery homeless hobo spirit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-05"
1537	jittery weegee sqouija	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
1538	baleful sparkly engagement ring	0		Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
1539	lime green Tam O'Shatner	0		Meat Drop: +50, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2005-03"
1540	nasty Grimacite goggles of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Stench Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 31", Last Available: "2008-10"
1541	pulsating crafty Grimacite glaive of the boozehound	0		Maximum MP: +10, Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2008-10"
1542	ruddy beefcake's Grimacite greaves	0		Muscle: +25, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, 3xGhoul, cap 37", Last Available: "2008-10"
1543	baleful stylish Grimacite garter	0		Moxie: +25, Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2008-10"
1544	tumbling lion tamer's Grimacite galoshes of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Experience (familiar): +2, Last Available: "2008-10"
1545	up-at-dawn energetic Grimacite gorget	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2008-10"
1546	foul-smelling Grimacite guayabera	0		Stench Damage: +10, Last Available: "2008-10"
1547	chilly sinister Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	0		Spell Damage: +10, Cold Damage: +5
1548	rosewater-soaked Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Stench Resistance: +3
1549	upside-down MSG	0		
1550	second-hand knockoff engagement ring of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100, Single Equip
1551	hand-crafted bottle of Domesticated Turkey	3	EPIC	
1552	lousy blurry bottle of Definit	3	decent	
1553	tolerable tumbling bottle of Calcutta Emerald	4	good	
1554	bad bottle of Lieutenant Freeman	3	decent	
1555	delicious bottle of Jorge Sinsonte	3	awesome	
1556	mediocre squat boxed champagne	3	decent	
1557	tasty miniature kumquat	2	awesome	
1558	bland massive tangerine	9	decent	
1559	tonic water	0		
1560	small stale cocktail onion	2	decent	
1561	flavorless tiny green raspberry	1	decent	
1562	rotten kiwi	3	crappy	
1563	bad whiskey bittersweet	4	decent	
1564	tolerable blinking mimosette	3	good	
1565	lousy shaking tequila sunset	3	decent	
1566	irresponsibly strong perfectly mixed pulsating zmobie	8	EPIC	Wiki Name: "Zmobie (drink)"
1567	smooth high-proof gin and tonic	8	awesome	
1568	tolerable vodka and tonic	3	good	
1569	drinkable gray tumbling vodka gibson	4	good	
1570	weak artisanal teal gibson	2	EPIC	
1571	acceptable teal parisian cathouse	4	good	
1572	smooth practically non-alcoholic rabbit punch	1	awesome	
1573	weak mediocre caipifruta	2	decent	
1574	enchanted perfectly mixed weak teqiwila	2	EPIC	Effect: "Belch the Rainbow™", Effect Duration: 40
1575	practically non-alcoholic acceptable Divine	1	good	
1576	bad Gordon Bennett	3	decent	
1577	artisanal enchanted wobbly tangarita	4	EPIC	Effect: "Bone Chilling", Effect Duration: 30
1578	weak smooth bouncing mandarina colada	2	awesome	
1579	bad gimlet	3	decent	
1580	watered-down tolerable brick road	2	good	
1581	smooth watered-down vodka stratocaster	2	awesome	
1582	watered-down acceptable teal Neuromancer	2	good	
1583	lousy prussian cathouse	3	decent	
1584	drinkable irresponsibly strong Mae West	7	good	
1585	distilled mediocre Mon Tiki	5	decent	
1586	acceptable high-proof teqiwila slammer	9	good	
1587	miniature moldy Knob lo mein	2	crappy	
1588	half-sized adequate blue asparagus lo mein	2	good	
1589	decent bite-sized Knoll lo mein	1	good	
1590	big moldy fancy lo mein	5	crappy	Effect: "Mutated", Effect Duration: 25
1591	enchanted bite-sized normal blurry olive lo mein	1	good	Effect: "Salamander In Your Stomach", Effect Duration: 5
1592	toothsome hot hi mein	3	awesome	
1593	fancy adequate big purple hi mein	5	good	Effect: "Human-Weird Thing Hybrid", Effect Duration: 50
1594	decent squat hi mein	4	good	
1595	decent jumbo tumbling hi mein	5	good	
1596	decent sleazy hi mein	4	good	
1597	perfumed Junior LAAAAME merit badge	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2006-05"
1598	pulsating energetic Senior LAAAAME merit badge	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2006-05"
1599	jazz soap	0		Free Pull, Effect: "Jazz Hands", Effect Duration: 20
1600	irresponsibly strong hand-crafted tangarita with a fly in it	10	EPIC	
1601	lousy wobbly twirling mandarina colada with a fly in it	4	decent	
1602	tolerable weak prussian cathouse with a fly in it	2	good	
1603	perfectly mixed Mae West with a fly in it	3	EPIC	
1604	compressed pulsating astronaut ice-cream	1		Last Available: "2006-05"
1605	delectable catalyst	0		
1606	compressed olive jittery squat ultimate wad	1		
1607	oxidized boiled yellow libation of liveliness	0		Effect: "Sugary Tongue", Effect Duration: 18
1608	altered eyedrops of the ermine	0		Effect: "Gummi Badass", Effect Duration: 52
1609	energized perfume of prejudice	0		Effect: "Loco Motives", Effect Duration: 42
1610	triple-tarnished upside-down eyedrops of the ocelot	0		Effect: "Armor-Plated", Effect Duration: 27
1611	denatured huge potent potion of potency	0		Effect: "Sweet Incentive", Effect Duration: 59
1612	quadruple-moist liquefied blue tumbling concentrated cordial of concentration	0		Effect: "Amorous Avarice", Effect Duration: 66
1613	wobbly coffin lid of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15
1614	educational satin shield	0		Experience: +1
1615	veiny Cerebral Cloche	0		Maximum HP: +10, Familiar Effect: "1.5xLep, cap 22", Last Available: "2006-06"
1616	fireproof Cerebral Culottes	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, 1xGhoul, cap 22", Last Available: "2006-06"
1617	Annie Oakley's medical-grade Cerebral Crossbow of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Critical Hit Percent: +20, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2006-06"
1618	ice stein	0		Last Available: "2006-06"
1619	munchies pill	0		Last Available: "2006-06"
1620	homeopathic healing powder	0		Last Available: "2006-06"
1621	cyan astral badger	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-06"
1622	wet cold-filtered astral mushroom	0		Effect: "Wax On Your Shoes", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2006-06"
1623	blue badger badge	0		Last Available: "2006-06"
1624	galvanized vacuum-sealed dry olive bouncing blue-frosted astral cupcake	0		Effect: "Ancestral Disapproval", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2006-06"
1625	anodized aerosolized double-Vulcanized green-frosted astral cupcake	0		Effect: "Reptilian Fortitude", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2006-06"
1626	dry electrified orange-frosted astral cupcake	0		Effect: "The Sweats", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2006-06"
1627	galvanized activated non-boiled skewed tumbling purple-frosted astral cupcake	0		Effect: "Pla-see-bo", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2006-06"
1628	anodized pink-frosted astral cupcake	0		Effect: "Mushroom Might", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2006-06"
1629	huge raspberry beret of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, 2xLep, cap 12"
1630	smelly pixel shield	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10
1631	squat beer cartilage	0		
1632	Spanish fly trap	0		
1633	Spanish fly	0		
1634	acceptable around the world	3	good	
1635	scrumdiddlyumptious solution	0		
1636	Toddler-sized Dragon Costume	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Item Drop: +5, Softcore Only
1637	electrified polarized pressed lotion of hotness	0		Effect: "Yes, Can Haz", Effect Duration: 55
1638	unsweetened lotion of coldness	0		Effect: "The Wisdom... of the Future", Effect Duration: 51
1639	activated ionized corrupted lotion of spookiness	0		Effect: "Vitali Tea", Effect Duration: 14
1640	magnetized Vulcanized mirror pulsating shaking lotion of stench	0		Effect: "Egg on your Face", Effect Duration: 19
1641	energized red lotion of sleaziness	0		Effect: "Newt Gets In Your Eyes", Effect Duration: 53
1642	bad Grimacite Bock	3	decent	Last Available: "2008-11"
1643	spoiled half-sized wedge of gray cheese	2	crappy	Last Available: "2008-11"
1644	hot and sauce	0		
1645	and sauce	0		
1646	and sauce	0		
1647	wobbly stench and sauce	0		
1648	green sleazy and sauce	0		
1649	brick	0		Free Pull
1650	milk of magnesium	0		
1651	miniature moldy foie gras	2	crappy	
1652	denatured flattened candy brain	0		Effect: "Superhuman Sarcasm", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2020-09"
1653	deadly supercool jewel-eyed wizard hat of temperance	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Weapon Damage: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Magic Missile", Familiar Effect: "atk, 5xVolley, 5xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2006-07"
1654	Tesla wad of Crovacite of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
1655	educational collar of the dark arts	0		Experience: +1, Spell Damage Percent: +100
1656	twirling White Citadel Satisfaction Satchel	0		
1657	onion shurikens	0		
1658	Cherry Cloaca Cola	0		
1659	Diet Cloaca Cola	0		
1660	Regular Cloaca Cola	0		
1661	cyan scandalous Radio KoL Keychain	0		Sleaze Damage: +5
1662	jittery Radio KoL Antenna Ball of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10
1663	brainy Radio KoL Flashlight	0		Mysticality: +5
1664	twirling foul-smelling Radio KoL Maracas	0		Stench Damage: +10
1665	blinking strapping Radio KoL Bottle Opener	0		Muscle: +5
1666	flame-wreathed Radio KoL Patch	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10
1667	lard-coated Cat-Herding Prod	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
1668	quilted star boomerang	0		Damage Absorption: +40
1669	star stiletto of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100
1670	fraudwort	0		
1671	pulsating shysterweed	0		
1672	swindleblossom	0		
1673	frosty Da Vinci's grave robbing shovel	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Cold Spell Damage: +10
1674	Annie Oakley's superhero mask	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, 1xFairy, cap 2"
1675	ore	0		
1676	tumbling styrofoam ore	0		
1677	bubblewrap ore	0		
1678	pet rock "Groucho" disguise	0		Familiar Weight: +11, Equips On: "Pet Rock | Toothsome Rock | Bulky Buddy Box | Holiday Log", Last Available: "2011-12"
1679	forbidden sword of mayonnaise	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
1680	inspector's smooth staff	0		Moxie: +15, Item Drop: +15
1681	huge healthy fortified bubblewrap sword	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Maximum HP Percent: +20
1682	bubblewrap staff of the businessman of Flo-Jo	0		Meat Drop: +50, Initiative: +100
1683	sinister wizardly bubblewrap crossbow	0		Mysticality: +25, Spell Damage: +10
1684	executive grievous styrofoam sword	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Meat Drop: +40
1685	Tesla styrofoam staff of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
1686	flame-retardant ribald styrofoam crossbow	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +1
1687	Platinum Yendorian Express Card	0		
1688	sage crossbow of the cheetah	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Initiative: +60
1689	fuchsia stylish ribbon	0		Moxie: +25, Last Available: "2006-07"
1690	discarded bottlecap of James Dean of Gandalf	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 38"
1691	bouncing supercool sage discarded torn-up glove	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Moxie Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 0.5xPotato, cap 38"
1692	dry chilled twirling salamander slurry	0		Effect: "Heart of Pink", Effect Duration: 59
1693	unsweetened magnetized galvanized eyedrops of newt	0		Effect: "Sticks and Stones", Effect Duration: 66
1694	magnetized activated green skewed Frogade	0		Effect: "Jelly Combed", Effect Duration: 65
1695	triple-improved irradiated papotion of papower	0		Effect: "20/20 Vision", Effect Duration: 69
1696	toothsome royal jelly taco	4	awesome	
1697	rotten tofu taco	4	crappy	
1698	snack-sized bland jumping bean taco	2	decent	
1699	bland catgut taco	3	decent	
1700	massive flavorless lime green goat cheese taco	7	decent	
1701	adequate blue pr0n taco	3	good	
1702	activated quadruple-nitrogenated alphabet gum	0		Effect: "Curse of the Black Pearl Onion", Effect Duration: 69
1703	twirling Comma Chameleon egg	0		Free Pull
1704	pulsating shingle	0		
1705	flaregun	0		
1706	sinister Da Vinci's boxer's sword	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Experience (Mysticality): +5, Spell Damage: +10
1707	auspicious toasty frosty flypaper staff	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Hot Damage: +5, Item Drop: +10
1708	flame-retardant Oprah's grease gun of Leguizamo	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Monster Level: +20, Hot Resistance: +1
1709	Annie Oakley's strapping sword of static of Leguizamo	0		Muscle: +5, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Monster Level: +20
1710	ghostly up-at-dawn dog trainer's wiffle-flail of courage	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Spooky Resistance: +3, Adventures: +5
1711	lion tamer's dangerous bubble bauble bow of the boozehound	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Experience (familiar): +2, Booze Drop: +100
1712	coward's veiny Frost™ brand sword of the overflowing toilet	0		Maximum HP: +10, Monster Level: -20, Stench Spell Damage: +50
1713	twirling greasy squeaky staff of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
1714	ribald dangerous can cannon of the bloodbag	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Maximum HP: +100, Sleaze Damage: +10
1715	tumbling hale starchy sword	0		Maximum HP: +20
1716	friendly starchy staff	0		Familiar Weight: +3
1717	green shaking forbidden starchy crossbow	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50
1718	dog trainer's smooth pestoblade	0		Moxie: +15, Experience (familiar): +1
1719	poutine pole of the bloodbag of the glutton	0		Maximum HP: +100, Food Drop: +100
1720	wool razor-sharp curdflinger	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Cold Resistance: +1
1721	mirror Jack Frost's muculent machete of the cheetah	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Initiative: +60
1722	grievous deadly glistening staff	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Weapon Damage Percent: +50
1723	foul-smelling repeating crossbow	0		Stench Damage: +10, Item Drop: +5
1725	bigger stick	0		
1726	sinewy crossbow string	0		
1727	sturdy sword hilt	0		
1728	Lo Pan's dense meat sword	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30
1729	dense meat staff of the ox	0		Muscle: +20
1730	red therapeutic dense meat crossbow	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
1731	blinking toasty medical-grade padded Spirit Precipice	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Hot Damage: +5, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
1732	blurry spinning hardened smoldering staff of Leguizamo of incineration	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Monster Level: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +50
1733	scandalous banded smooth hot cross bow	0		Moxie: +15, Damage Absorption: +100, Sleaze Damage: +5
1734	wicked educational sword behind inappropriate prepositions	0		Experience: +1, Spell Damage: +5, Alters Page Text
1735	fireproof wholesome brainy meatspout staff	0		Mysticality: +5, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Hot Resistance: +3
1736	reassuring wholesome carob cannon of temperance	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Spooky Resistance: +1, Sleaze Resistance: +5
1737	shuddersword of the bloodbag of terror of courage	0		Maximum HP: +100, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +3
1738	Jack Frost's grievous hairy staff of incineration	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Hot Spell Damage: +50
1739	hale wholesome Da Vinci's projectile icemaker	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Maximum HP: +20
1740	blinking frosty strapping buffalo blade of mayonnaise	0		Muscle: +5, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
1741	censurious rock-hard cheesestick	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Sleaze Resistance: +3
1742	squat coward's potato pistol of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Monster Level: -20
1743	Rosewater's savory sword	0		Mysticality Percent: +30
1744	pulsating family-friendly savory staff	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1
1745	blinking strapping savory crossbow	0		Muscle: +5
1746	Jeselnik's Super Magic Power Sword X of Gandalf of the sewer	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Stench Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +25
1747	Jeselnik's coward's soylent staff	0		Monster Level: -20, Sleaze Damage: +25
1748	mirror occult goulauncher of bravery	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Spooky Resistance: +5
1749	defective skull	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
1750	Gnollish pie server of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5
1751	maroon toasty Gnollish slotted spoon	0		Hot Damage: +5
1752	Knob Goblin spatula	0		Item Drop: +5
1753	resourceful jack flapper	0		Maximum MP: +50
1754	narrow hardened filthy pestle	0		Damage Reduction: 3
1755	Knob Goblin melon baller of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50
1756	yellow Jack Frost's huge spoon	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50
1757	narrow ghostly Jim Carey's pizza cutter	0		Monster Level: +25
1758	twirling spinning flame-retardant star spatula	0		Hot Resistance: +1
1759	blue nasty brainy foon of fulmination	0		Mysticality: +5, Stench Damage: +5
1760	lightning-fast padded foon of frigidity	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Initiative: +40
1761	up-at-dawn dangerous foon of foulness	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Adventures: +5
1762	blinking purple careful personal trainer's foon of fearfulness	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Monster Level: -10
1763	foon of fleshiness of the sewer of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Damage: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +50
1764	bouncing Spookyraven library key	0		
1765	squat Spookyraven gallery key	0		
1766	Spookyraven ballroom key	0		
1767	pack of chewing gum	0		
1768	squat Gnomish toolbox	0		
1769	massive stale fricasseed brains	8	decent	
1770	stale huge twirling brains casserole	4	decent	
1771	Jim Carey's butcherknife	0		Monster Level: +25
1772	executive corn holder	0		Meat Drop: +40
1773	maroon quilted eggbeater	0		Damage Absorption: +40
1774	perfectly mixed weak bottle of popskull	2	EPIC	
1775	fuchsia studded dishrag	0		Damage Absorption: +80
1776	snack-sized moldy narrow stale baguette	2	crappy	
1777	leftovers of indeterminate origin	0		
1778	enchanted decent squat dinner	3	good	Effect: "Human-Penguin Hybrid", Effect Duration: 10
1779	reassuring katana	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Synergetic
1780	tumbling stanky ram stick	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25
1781	enchantlers	0		Item Drop: +5, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xLep, cap 28"
1782	reassuring ram-battering staff of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +1
1783	adequate special crazy Turkish delight	3	good	Effect: "White Blooded", Effect Duration: 50
1784	mirror chilly Snow Queen Crown of the cheetah	0		Cold Damage: +5, Initiative: +60, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xGhuol, cap 28"
1785	quilted Da Vinci's ga-ga radio of the dark arts	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Damage Absorption: +40
1786	six pack of Mountain Stream	0		
1787	alkaline huge bag of Cheat-Os	0		Effect: "Vinegavotte", Effect Duration: 68
1788	unrefined Mountain Stream syrup	0		
1789	bouncing Mob Penguin	0		
1790	tolerable Ram's Face Lager	3	good	
1791	ram horns	0		
1792	skewed auspicious nasty frosty Travoltan trousers	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Stench Damage: +5, Item Drop: +10, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 2xLep, 1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2006-09", Moxie May Control MP
1793	blinking upside-down flame-wreathed deadly pool cue	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Hot Spell Damage: +10
1794	deionized concentrated polymerized handful of hand chalk	0		Effect: "Healthy Bronze Glow", Effect Duration: 49
1795	shaking cool Counterclockwise Watch	0		Moxie: +5, Single Equip, Nonstackable Watch
1796	narrow bone collar	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1797	misshapen animal skeleton	0		
1798	pile of animal bones	0		
1799	animal skull	0		
1800	maroon animal cranium	0		
1801	animal jawbone	0		
1802	first cervical vertebra	0		
1803	second cervical vertebra	0		
1804	third cervical vertebra	0		
1805	maroon fourth cervical vertebra	0		
1806	pulsating fifth cervical vertebra	0		
1807	ghostly sixth cervical vertebra	0		
1808	lime green ghostly seventh cervical vertebra	0		
1809	first thoracic vertebra	0		
1810	second thoracic vertebra	0		
1811	third thoracic vertebra	0		
1812	fourth thoracic vertebra	0		
1813	blinking fifth thoracic vertebra	0		
1814	sixth thoracic vertebra	0		
1815	seventh thoracic vertebra	0		
1816	eighth thoracic vertebra	0		
1817	ninth thoracic vertebra	0		
1818	tenth thoracic vertebra	0		
1819	upside-down eleventh thoracic vertebra	0		
1820	twelfth thoracic vertebra	0		
1821	first lumbar vertebra	0		
1822	wobbly second lumbar vertebra	0		
1823	third lumbar vertebra	0		
1824	fourth lumbar vertebra	0		
1825	fifth lumbar vertebra	0		
1826	narrow sixth lumbar vertebra	0		
1827	skewed seventh lumbar vertebra	0		
1828	sacral vertebrae	0		
1829	first caudal vertebra	0		
1830	second caudal vertebra	0		
1831	lime green third caudal vertebra	0		
1832	purple fourth caudal vertebra	0		
1833	fifth caudal vertebra	0		
1834	sixth caudal vertebra	0		
1835	blinking seventh caudal vertebra	0		
1836	blinking eighth caudal vertebra	0		
1837	ninth caudal vertebra	0		
1838	spinning tenth caudal vertebra	0		
1839	red left first rib	0		
1840	olive left second rib	0		
1841	spinning left third rib	0		
1842	left fourth rib	0		
1843	left fifth rib	0		
1844	teal left sixth rib	0		
1845	left seventh rib	0		
1846	left eighth rib	0		
1847	upside-down left ninth rib	0		
1848	left tenth rib	0		
1849	left eleventh rib	0		
1850	left twelfth rib	0		
1851	right first rib	0		
1852	blurry tumbling right second rib	0		
1853	blurry right third rib	0		
1854	right fourth rib	0		
1855	right fifth rib	0		
1856	right sixth rib	0		
1857	right seventh rib	0		
1858	right eighth rib	0		
1859	right ninth rib	0		
1860	right tenth rib	0		
1861	right eleventh rib	0		
1862	right twelfth rib	0		
1863	animal pelvis	0		
1864	left scapula	0		
1865	twirling right scapula	0		
1866	fuchsia left clavicle	0		
1867	yellow right clavicle	0		
1868	narrow left humerus	0		
1869	skewed teal right humerus	0		
1870	huge gray left radius	0		
1871	right radius	0		
1872	narrow left ulna	0		
1873	yellow huge right ulna	0		
1874	left femur	0		
1875	right femur	0		
1876	left tibia	0		
1877	right tibia	0		
1878	left fibula	0		
1879	right fibula	0		
1880	tumbling left kneecap	0		
1881	green right kneecap	0		
1882	left first front claw	0		
1883	left second front claw	0		
1884	left third front claw	0		
1885	left fourth front claw	0		
1886	purple tumbling blinking right first front claw	0		
1887	right second front claw	0		
1888	right third front claw	0		
1889	right fourth front claw	0		
1890	left thumb	0		
1891	right thumb	0		
1892	left first rear claw	0		
1893	left second rear claw	0		
1894	blue left third rear claw	0		
1895	narrow left fourth rear claw	0		
1896	gray right first rear claw	0		
1897	wobbly right second rear claw	0		
1898	right third rear claw	0		
1899	right fourth rear claw	0		
1900	brainy 1-ball	0		Mysticality: +5
1901	huge Herculean smartaleck's 2-ball	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Experience (Muscle): +1
1902	narrow horrifying 3-ball of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Spooky Damage: +25
1903	spinning sharpshooter's crafty 4-ball	0		Maximum MP: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +10
1904	skewed olive Da Vinci's 5-ball of incineration	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Hot Spell Damage: +50
1905	yellow Tesla wholesome 6-ball	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
1906	Van der Graaf 7-ball	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
1907	8-ball	0		
1910	olive Van der Graaf smartaleck's clockwork sword of chilblains	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Cold Damage: +25, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
1911	blurry cyan rosewater-soaked MacGyver's razor-sharp clockwork staff	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Maximum MP: +100, Stench Resistance: +3
1912	MacGyver's deadly clockwork crossbow of the dark arts	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Maximum MP: +100
1913	skewed clockwork handle	0		
1914	clockwork rod	0		
1915	red clockwork shank	0		
1916	squat yellow Lord Spookyraven's spectacles	0		
1917	wallet	0		
1918	coin purse	0		
1919	shaking English to A. F. U. E. Dictionary	0		
1920	bizarre illegible sheet music	0		
1921	maroon bouncing scandalous wakizashi	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Synergetic
1922	gob of wet hair	0		
1923	roll of toilet paper	0		Free Pull
1924	wobbly wobbly tattered wolf standard	0		
1925	purple shaking tattered snake standard	0		
1926	KoL Con 3-D Glasses	0		Familiar Effect: "8xLep, 1xFairy, cap 2"
1927	shaking cyan scary death orb	0		
1928	tuning fork	0		
1929	mirror purple aromatic greaves	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Breakable, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr"
1930	lime green wool manspreader's helmet	0		Monster Level: +10, Cold Resistance: +1, Breakable, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato, 0.5xFairy"
1931	asbestos-lined therapeutic spear	0		Hot Resistance: +5, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Breakable
1932	shield of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Breakable
1933	miser's pitchfork	0		Meat Drop: +10
1934	squat wizardly broken sword	0		Mysticality: +25
1935	snarling wolf shield of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Synergetic
1936	pulsating lupine sword of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, Synergetic
1937	tumbling upside-down snake shield of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Synergetic
1938	upside-down serpentine sword of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Synergetic
1939	grouchy restless spirit	0		
1940	yellow foul-smelling Fonzie's brawny 9-ball	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Experience (Moxie): +1, Stench Damage: +10
1941	rosy-cheeked Newton's seal pendant	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Class: "Seal Clubber", Single Equip
1942	narrow auspicious veiny turtle brooch	0		Maximum HP: +10, Item Drop: +10, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Single Equip
1943	noodle ring of incineration of the businessman	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Meat Drop: +50, Class: "Pastamancer", Single Equip
1944	ghostly hale saucepan earring of doom	0		Maximum HP: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Class: "Sauceror", Single Equip
1945	disco ball pendant of Calamity Jane of the sewer	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Stench Damage: +25, Class: "Disco Bandit", Single Equip
1946	mirror careful accordion pin of the brazier	0		Monster Level: -10, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Class: "Accordion Thief", Single Equip
1947	censurious groovy worn tophat	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xLep, cap 31"
1948	huge shaking gravedigger's tap shoes of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Spooky Damage: +10, Single Equip
1949	small rotten Manetwich	2	crappy	
1950	bottle of Vangoghbitussin	0		
1951	practically non-alcoholic artisanal shaking bottle of Pinot Renoir	1	EPIC	
1952	spoiled desiccated apricot	3	crappy	
1953	artisanal weak flute of flat champagne	2	EPIC	
1954	rotten dehydrated caviar	3	crappy	
1955	styrofoam peanuts	0		
1956	artisanal weak snifter of thoroughly aged brandy	2	EPIC	
1957	quill pen	0		
1958	teal inkwell	0		
1959	blinking tattered scrap of paper	0		
1960	scroll of forbidden unspeakable evil	0		
1961	can of Binarrrca	0		Free Pull, Effect: "Talking Like a Pirate", Effect Duration: 50
1962	liquefied triple-oxidized Bit O' Ectoplasm	0		Effect: "Red Around the Gills", Effect Duration: 29
1963	narrow dance card	0		
1964	yellow wobbly opera mask of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xBarrr, cap 2"
1965	mirror bottle of Monsieur Bubble	0		
1966	slick Amulet of Yendor of the sewer	0		Moxie: +10, Stench Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-12"
1967	jitterbug larva	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2007-10"
1968	bottle of perfume	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1969	spoon!	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1970	twirling spinning nervous tick egg	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2007-10"
1971	red plastic pumpkin bucket	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Item Drop: +13, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2006-10", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.35
1972	Sherlock's shrimp fork of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Item Drop: +25
1973	tumbling half of a memo	0		
1974	cocoabo	0		
1975	baby gravy fairy	0		
1976	gravy fairy	0		
1977	gravy fairy	0		
1978	gravy fairy	0		
1979	gravy fairy	0		
1980	sleazy gravy fairy	0		
1981	astral badger	0		
1982	MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech	0		
1983	lime green hand turkey	0		
1984	snowy owl	0		
1985	scary death orb	0		
1986	mind flayer	0		
1987	mirror undead elbow macaroni	0		
1988	angry cow	0		
1989	skewed Cheshire bitten	0		
1990	yo-yo	0		
1991	blinking rubber WWJD? bracelet	0		
1992	teal rubber WWBD? bracelet	0		
1993	squat rubber WWSPD? bracelet	0		
1994	rubber WWtNSD? bracelet	0		
1995	purple heart necklace	0		Free Pull
1996	right half of a heart necklace	0		
1997	left half of a heart necklace	0		
1998	pack of KWE trading card	0		
1999	stick of "gum"	0		
2000	upside-down Das Überkühlraum trading card	0		
2001	Vaso De Agua trading card	0		
2002	green blurry The Grand Poo-Bah trading card	0		
2003	lime green Thorny Toad trading card	0		
2004	Chori Zo trading card	0		
2005	Morbidda trading card	0		
2006	mirror Poison Oak trading card	0		
2007	Princess Rutabaga trading card	0		
2008	Roo trading card	0		
2009	Woldo trading card	0		
2010	gray The Snake trading card	0		
2011	Nayztameetjoo trading card	0		
2012	Arrrmetia trading card	0		
2013	mirror Serenity trading card	0		
2014	Inndya trading card	0		
2015	olive Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card	0		
2016	diamond necklace	0		
2017	spade necklace	0		
2018	club necklace	0		
2019	cream pie	0		Free Pull
2020	adequate spinning cherry pie	3	good	
2021	enchanted flavorless strawberry pie	3	decent	Effect: "Feelin' Philosophical", Effect Duration: 40
2022	flavorless lemon meringue pie	3	decent	
2023	special blinking Genalen™ Bottle	1	decent	Effect: "Top Dog", Effect Duration: 30
2024	decent mixed wildflower greens	4	good	
2025	stale special narrow handful of walnuts	4	decent	Effect: "X-Ray Vision", Effect Duration: 45
2026	toothsome snack-sized nutty organic salad	2	awesome	
2027	spoiled miniature super salad	2	crappy	
2028	normal thick tumbling tofu wonton	5	good	
2029	hippy protest button	0		Single Equip, Thorns: 1
2030	red Fonzie's groovy Lockenstock™ sandals	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Experience (Moxie): +1, Single Equip
2031	brainy didgeridooka	0		Mysticality: +5
2032	careful wholesome bullet-proof corduroys	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Monster Level: -10, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xBarrr, cap 42"
2033	twirling lightning-fast round sunglasses	0		Initiative: +40, Single Equip
2034	curative wicker shield	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
2035	Marquis de Poivre soda	0		
2036	cold-filtered irradiated adjusted cyan radium-flavored potato chips	0		Effect: "Turtle Power", Effect Duration: 61
2037	enhanced liquefied twirling wintergreen-flavored potato chips	0		Effect: "Hella Smooth", Effect Duration: 19
2038	pickled vacuum-sealed ennui-flavored potato chips	0		Effect: "Ghost Finger", Effect Duration: 20
2039	x-ray specs	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2040	pulsating patchouli oil bomb	0		
2041	ferret bait	0		
2042	twirling exploding hacky-sack	0		
2043	huge hemp net	0		
2044	mirror your father's MacGuffin diary	0		
2045	flavorless upside-down brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings	3	decent	
2046	decent tiny frat brats	1	good	
2047	stale enchanted blurry wobbly knob ka-bobs	3	decent	Effect: "Hammered", Effect Duration: 40
2049	weak artisanal can of Swiller	2	EPIC	
2050	broken wings	0		
2051	sunken eyes	0		
2052	reassembled blackbird	0		
2053	narrow huge maroon bust of Pallas	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2054	mirror market map	0		
2055	jittery snake skin	0		
2056	extra-boiled narrow pulsating adder bladder	0		Effect: "Cat Class, Cat Style", Effect Duration: 16
2057	pension check	0		
2058	picnic basket	0		
2059	tarnished double-enhanced Black No. 2	0		Effect: "Emotion Sickness", Effect Duration: 42
2060	sinister wicked sword	0		Spell Damage: 15
2061	wobbly skewed Usain Bolt's helmet	0		Initiative: +80, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 40"
2062	rosewater-soaked mansplainer's shield	0		Monster Level: +15, Stench Resistance: +3
2063	rotten blackberry	3	crappy	
2064	forged identification documents	0		
2065	PADL Phone	0		
2066	twirling nippy supercool kick-ass kicks	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Cold Damage: +10, Single Equip
2067	blue shaking sake bomb	0		
2068	tequila grenade	0		
2069	wool beer helmet	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "0.5xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 42"
2070	ruddy distressed denim pants of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xPotato, cap 42"
2071	Jack Frost's perforated battle paddle	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50
2072	spinning curative flashing novelty button of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
2073	skewed miser's careful glowstick	0		Monster Level: -10, Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2006-10", Raveosity: +1
2074	experienced anniversary chutney sculpture	0		Experience: +2
2075	flame-wreathed spandex anniversary shorts	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "5xVolley, 10xLep, cap 2"
2076	jar of anniversary jam of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100
2077	frosty bucket of anniversary lard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10
2078	huge foul-smelling anniversary concrete fedora	0		Stench Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "5xVolley, 5xLep, cap 2"
2079	skewed greasy stylish makeshift turban	0		Moxie: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Blind, Familiar Effect: "1.5xBarrr, 1xLep, cap 25"
2080	narrow forbidden makeshift cape	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50
2081	gray makeshift skirt of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 25"
2082	toothbrush	0		
2083	makeshift crane	0		
2084	can of starch	0		
2085	denatured fuchsia bottle of ultravitamins	1		
2086	powdered green narrow bottle of cough syrup	1		
2087	dried tube of hair oil	1		
2088	improved warmed Daffy Taffy	0		Effect: "Newt Gets In Your Eyes", Effect Duration: 45
2089	green Crimboween memo	0		Last Available: "2006-10"
2090	aromatic double-paned Jeselnik's padded smooth pilgrim shield	0		Moxie: +15, Damage Absorption: +20, Sleaze Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +5, Stench Resistance: +1, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2006-11"
2091	tumbling bath salts	0		
2092	jittery hand mirror	0		
2093	hors d'oeuvre tray of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50
2094	tasty upside-down ballroom blintz	3	awesome	
2095	towel	0		
2096	denatured blue wobbly squat guy made of bee pollen	1		
2097	occult 17-ball	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25
2098	filthy lucre	0		
2099	hobo gristle	0		
2100	lime green shredded can label	0		
2101	spinning bloodstained briquette	0		
2102	greasy dreadlock	0		
2103	vial of pirate sweat	0		
2104	blurry empty aftershave bottle	0		
2105	skewed coal button	0		
2106	burned-out arcanodiode	0		
2107	narrow non-Euclidean hoof	0		
2108	blinking rock	0		
2109	purple stringy sinew	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2110	blurry stick	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2111	tooth	0		
2112	leaf	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2113	sizzling wheel	0		Hot Damage: +10, Last Available: "2006-12"
2114	yo	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2115	wobbly friendly prehistoric spear	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2006-12"
2116	stick-on-a-string	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2117	blinking Sinatra's Newton's fire	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Experience (Moxie): +5, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xVolley, cap 2", Last Available: "2023-09"
2118	maroon leaf tube	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2119	lime green bouncing lit cigar	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2120	rosewater-soaked Grateful Undead T-shirt	0		Stench Resistance: +3
2121	ribald ASCII shirt	0		Sleaze Damage: +10
2122	hardy safety vest of doom	0		Maximum HP: +50, Spooky Spell Damage: +50
2123	beefy eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest	0		Muscle: +10
2125	skewed supercharged Ye Olde Navy Fleece	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30
2126	Herculean bronze breastplate of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Experience (Muscle): +1
2127	twirling foul-smelling hat hacker T-shirt of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Stench Damage: +10
2128	vampire collar	0		Single Equip
2129	possessed top	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
2130	Sinatra's killer rag doll	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Last Available: "2006-12"
2131	tree-eating kite	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2132	mirror dangerous incredibly marionette	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Last Available: "2006-12"
2133	skewed dress ball	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
2134	Temple Grandin's mad scientist's sock monkey	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Last Available: "2006-12"
2135	wobbly alien blob	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2136	educational boxer's vampire duck-on-a-string	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Experience: +1, Last Available: "2006-12"
2137	wobbly toy crazy train of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2006-12"
2138	mirror razor-tipped yo-yo	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
2139	toy mercenary	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2140	jittery fuchsia length of string	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2141	tumbling toy wheel	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2142	block	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2143	jittery felt	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2144	evil googly eye	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2145	stuffing	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2146	evil teddy bear	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2147	evil teddy bear sewing kit	0		
2148	toothsome rock	0		
2149	gigantic moldy huge frank	9	crappy	Last Available: "2011-12"
2150	spoiled bouncing plate of franks and beans	3	crappy	Last Available: "2011-12"
2151	weak fancy lousy shot of blackberry schnapps	2	decent	Effect: "Human-Orc Hybrid", Effect Duration: 5
2152	capacitor relay	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2153	carbon nanotube frame	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2154	ion grid	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2155	Feynman gate	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2156	bouncing teal logic synthesizer	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2157	high-resistance ultrapolymer plating	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2158	jittery servomechanical torsion facilitator	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2159	quantum polarity inducer	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2160	bi-lateral logic compressor	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2161	narrow computronic processing unit	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2162	blurry reverse-oscillating klystron	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2163	olive sub-molecular interocitor	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2164	blue recursive spline reticulator	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2165	atomic vector plotter	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2166	ion-pulse modulation stabilizer	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2167	hyperbolic plasma focuser	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2168	maroon tumbling toy ray gun of courage of the sweet-tooth	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2006-12"
2169	curative toy space helmet of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 43", Last Available: "2006-12"
2170	shaking MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2006-12", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.3
2171	yellow astronaut pants of the cougar of vim and vigor	0		Moxie: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1.5xPotato, cap 43", Last Available: "2006-12"
2172	fuchsia ruddy toy jet pack	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2006-12"
2173	triangular stone	0		
2174	mossy stone sphere	0		
2175	jittery lime green upside-down smooth stone sphere	0		
2176	cracked stone sphere	0		
2177	rough stone sphere	0		
2178	obsidian dagger of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20
2179	blurry red archaeologist's notebook	0		
2180	amulet	0		
2181	jittery chocolate lump	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2182	Harold's hammer head	0		
2183	squat bouncing Harold's hammer handle	0		
2184	twirling Harold's hammer	0		
2185	Lo Pan's Kiss the Knob apron	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30
2186	unlit birthday cake	0		
2187	lit birthday cake	0		
2188	flask of peppermint oil	1	awesome	Last Available: "2006-12"
2189	acceptable flask of peppermint schnapps	3	good	Last Available: "2006-12"
2190	yuletide troll chrysalis	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-12"
2191	book of carols	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2192	sheet music	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2193	bland candy stake	3	decent	Last Available: "2006-12"
2194	enchanted lousy blinking eggnog	3	decent	Effect: "Strong Spirit", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2006-12"
2195	spoiled miniature fancy mirror unspeakable fruitcake	2	crappy	Effect: "Cat Class, Cat Style", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2006-12"
2196	immense flavorless gingerbread horror	10	decent	Last Available: "2006-12"
2197	pickled concentrated denatured but probably evil chocolate	0		Effect: "Chari Tea", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2006-12"
2198	delicious half-sized shaking tumbling bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	2	awesome	Effect: "Bells in the Batfry", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2023-06"
2199	massive enchanted rotten bouncing skull-shaped Crimboween cookie	9	crappy	Effect: "Carol of the Bones", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-06"
2200	decent tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie	4	good	Effect: "Crimbo Epiphany", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-06"
2201	blinking Herculean plastic gift-wrapping vampire	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Last Available: "2006-12"
2202	blurry upside-down scorching plastic yuletide troll	0		Hot Damage: +25, Last Available: "2006-12"
2203	upside-down Usain Bolt's plastic skeletal reindeer	0		Initiative: +80, Single Equip, Last Available: "2006-12"
2204	double-paned plastic Crimboween pentagram	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2006-12"
2205	brainy plastic Scream Queen	0		Mysticality: +5, Last Available: "2006-12"
2206	time sleigh	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-12"
2207	blue spinning reassuring Crimbo tiki necklace	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2006-12"
2208	mansplainer's bobble-hip hula elf doll of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Monster Level: +15, Last Available: "2006-12"
2209	Crimbo ukulele of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Last Available: "2006-12"
2210	knitted razor-sharp Tiki lighter	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Cold Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2006-12", Stat Tuning: "Moxie"
2211	cyan squat Fonzie's deck of tropical cards of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Experience (Moxie): +1, Last Available: "2006-12", Stat Tuning: "Mysticality"
2212	upside-down coward's tropical paperweight of the empath	0		Monster Level: -20, Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2006-12", Stat Tuning: "Muscle"
2213	tropical Crimbo pressie	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2214	tropical wrapping paper	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2215	Tropical Crimbo Hat of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, 1.5xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2006-12"
2216	Tropical Crimbo Shorts of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhoul", Last Available: "2006-12"
2217	thick rotten special super ka-bob	5	crappy	Effect: "Unrunnable Face", Effect Duration: 5
2218	stale pulsating beer basted brat	3	decent	
2219	wholesome Tropical Crimbo Sword	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2006-12"
2220	corrupted teal and Crimboween candy	0		Effect: "Stinkybeard", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2020-09"
2221	Great Ball of Frozen Fire	0		Last Available: "2007-01"
2222	wobbly ghostly lightning-fast liar's pants of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Initiative: +40, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cold atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2007-01"
2223	narrow extremely unsafe juggler's balls of the glutton	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Food Drop: +100, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2007-01"
2224	slick pink shirt	0		Moxie: +10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2007-01"
2225	purple ghostly familiar doppelgänger	0		Monster Level: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2007-01"
2226	flame-wreathed evil eyeball pendant of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2007-01"
2227	modified arse-a'fire elixir	0		Effect: "Omphalotus Omnipresence", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2007-01"
2228	polymerized blurry cosmic lemonade	0		Effect: "Frigid Weapon", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2007-01"
2229	improved ionized toad horn	0		Effect: "Jammin'", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2007-01"
2230	tumbling icicle katana	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2231	mote	0		
2232	smudged alchemical recipe	0		
2233	bow tie of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Clowniness: 75
2234	calavera concertina of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Song Duration: 7
2235	gray groovy ratarang of bravery	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Spooky Resistance: +5
2236	non-pickled flattened turtle pheromones	0		Effect: "Sewer-Drenched", Effect Duration: 15
2237	pygmy blowgun	0		
2238	wizardly pygmy nose-bone	0		Mysticality: +25, Single Equip
2239	frightening rock-hard bad voodoo mask	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Spooky Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xGhuol, cap 40"
2240	bottle of alcohol	0		
2241	up-at-dawn pygmy spear	0		Adventures: +5
2242	denatured electrified pygmy pygment	0		Effect: "Angry Bone", Effect Duration: 32
2243	narrow Annie Oakley's wicked headhunter necktie	0		Spell Damage: +5, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Single Equip
2244	perfumed brainy pointed stick	0		Mysticality: +5, Stench Resistance: +5
2245	bouncing sinister knobby helmet turtle	0		Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xFairy, cap 5"
2246	occult knobby kneepads	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25
2247	sewer turtle of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100
2248	supercharged Rosewater's sebaceous shield	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Maximum MP Percent: +30
2249	smooth skeletortoise	0		Moxie: +15, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 2xFairy, cap 7"
2251	box turtle of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20
2252	mirror stanky box turtle	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25
2253	wobbly scorching forbidden bottlecap turtle	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Hot Damage: +25
2254	narrow teal spinning Jeselnik's bubblewrap bottlecap turtleban of horror of the sweet-tooth	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +25, Candy Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 2xLep, cap 17"
2255	gravedigger's furry turtle	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, 2xFairy, cap 11"
2256	executive furry earmuffs	0		Meat Drop: +40
2257	Sinatra's smooth reinforced furry underpants	0		Moxie: +15, Experience (Moxie): +5
2258	"I Love Me, Vol. I"	0		
2259	squat maroon upside-down photograph of God	0		
2260	hard rock candy	0		
2261	narrow hard-boiled ostrich egg	0		
2262	gray bird rib	0		
2263	lion oil	0		
2264	yummy stunt nuts	4	awesome	
2265	diet rotten narrow wet stew	1	crappy	
2266	wet stunt nut stew	0		
2267	Mega Gem	0		
2268	scandalous Staff of Fats	0		Sleaze Damage: +5
2269	normal low-calorie sausage wonton	1	good	
2270	Usain Bolt's manspreader's belt	0		Monster Level: +10, Initiative: +80, Single Equip
2271	acceptable red huge bottle of Merlot	3	good	
2272	perfectly mixed jittery bottle of Port	3	EPIC	
2273	distilled mediocre bottle of Pinot Noir	5	decent	
2274	tolerable tumbling bottle of Zinfandel	4	good	
2275	watered-down acceptable bottle of Marsala	2	good	
2276	weak perfectly mixed bottle of Muscat	2	EPIC	
2277	Fernswarthy's key	0		
2278	gray Fernswarthy's letter	0		
2279	mirror book	0		
2280	Manual of Labor	0		
2281	Manual of Transmission	0		
2282	Manual of Dexterity	0		
2283	skewed narrow seal-skull helmet of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
2284	petrified noodles	0		
2285	chisel	0		
2286	red Eye of Ed	0		
2287	blinking flame-retardant dog trainer's glowstick	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Hot Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2007-01", Raveosity: +1
2288	maroon blinking encoder ring	0		Single Equip
2289	mirror paperclip	0		
2290	really house	0		
2291	ghostly tumbling yellow Non-Essential Amulet	0		
2292	wine vinaigrette	0		
2293	cup of strong herbal tea	0		
2294	Curiously Shiny Ancient Evil-Bashing Axe	0		
2295	fuchsia huge marinated stakes	0		
2296	knob butter	0		
2297	vial of ectoplasm	0		
2298	huge boock of darck magicks	0		
2299	EZ-Play Harmonica Book	0		
2300	blurry shaking fingerless hobo gloves	0		
2301	shaking Chomsky's comic books	0		
2302	worm-riding hooks	0		
2303	Libram of Candy Heart Summoning	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12", Skill: "Summon Candy Heart"
2304	double-frozen pressed candy heart	0		Effect: "Ooh, Sour!", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2007-02"
2305	quadruple-aerosolized pink candy heart	0		Effect: "Blessing of the Stinking Alphredo™", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2007-02"
2306	magnetized concentrated tumbling candy heart	0		Effect: "Educated (Kinda)", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2007-02"
2307	concentrated corrupted polymerized ghostly candy heart	0		Effect: "Seriously Mutated", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2007-02"
2308	triple-vacuum-sealed narrow huge candy heart	0		Effect: "Heart Aflame", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2007-02"
2309	alkaline yellow candy heart	0		Effect: "Sugar, Hello", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2007-02"
2310	candygram	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
2311	pink candygram	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
2312	candygram	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
2313	candygram	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
2314	ghostly candygram	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
2315	candygram	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
2316	wobbly broken carburetor	0		
2317	pulsating bronze token	0		
2318	mirror bomb	0		
2319	carved wheel	0		
2320	blurry worm-riding manual page	0		
2321	skewed worm-riding manual page 2	0		
2322	worm-riding manual pages 3-15	0		
2323	squat headpiece of the Staff of Ed	0		
2324	squat Staff of Ed, almost	0		
2325	spinning cyan Staff of Ed	0		
2326	stone rose	0		
2327	improved can of paint	0		Effect: "Cat-Alyzed", Effect Duration: 28
2328	skewed drum machine	0		
2329	blinking spinning handful of confetti	0		
2330	pulsating chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses	0		
2331	bouquet of circular saw blades	0		
2332	adequate Better Than Cuddling Cake	3	good	
2333	ninja snowman	0		
2334	upside-down Holy MacGuffin	0		
2335	rubber WWBBDD? bracelet	0		
2336	flame-wreathed shellacked pipe	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Hot Spell Damage: +10
2337	purple reinforced beaded headband of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Familiar Effect: "0.5xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 42"
2338	bland pudding	3	decent	Wiki Name: "black pudding (food)"
2339	perfectly mixed high-proof blinking Blackfly Chardonnay	9	EPIC	
2340	tolerable & tan	4	good	
2341	huge pepper	0		
2342	normal low-calorie forest cake	1	good	
2343	tasty forest ham	3	awesome	
2344	electrified filthworm hatchling scent gland	0		Effect: "Triangle, Man", Effect Duration: 37
2345	ionized warmed filthworm drone scent gland	0		Effect: "Ancestral Disapproval", Effect Duration: 40
2346	chilled activated spinning filthworm royal guard scent gland	0		Effect: "Nightlit", Effect Duration: 24
2347	heart of the filthworm queen	0		
2348	water pipe bomb	0		
2349	tumbling gas balloon	0		
2350	red beer bomb	0		
2351	spinning shaking superamplified boom box	0		
2352	huge teal censurious fire poi of the glutton	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Food Drop: +100
2353	bejeweled pledge pin of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Single Equip
2354	communications windchimes	0		
2355	nitrogenated green shaking henna face paint	0		Effect: "Sepia Tan", Effect Duration: 32
2356	chilled vacuum-sealed tube of dread wax	0		Effect: "Antarctic Memories", Effect Duration: 49
2357	ruddy strapping Gaia beads	0		Muscle: +5, Maximum HP Percent: +40
2358	pink clay bead	0		
2359	clay bead	0		
2360	ghostly clay bead	0		
2361	avaricious hippy medical kit of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Meat Drop: +30, Single Equip
2362	teal horrifying Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Spooky Damage: +25
2363	sharpshooter's MacGyver's longhaired hippy wig	0		Maximum MP: +100, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol"
2364	Zim Merman's guitar of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2365	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100
2366	peel hat of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley"
2367	carbonated soy milk	0		
2368	wobbly avaricious scorching flowing hippy skirt	0		Hot Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +30, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xFairy, cap 45"
2369	upside-down filthy poultice	0		
2370	natural fennel soda	0		
2371	shaking smoke bomb	0		
2372	bunch of bananas	0		
2373	miniature delicious banana	2	awesome	
2374	mirror banana peel	0		
2375	delicious banana cream pie	3	awesome	
2376	perfectly mixed banana daiquiri	3	EPIC	
2377	artisanal watered-down bungle in the jungle	2	super EPIC	
2378	purple banana spritzer	0		
2379	tarnished triple-diffused banana smoothie	0		Effect: "Stregngth of the Gnome", Effect Duration: 45
2380	dandy lion cub	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2007-03"
2381	pulsating woolen cravat	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2007-03"
2382	blinking class ring	0		
2383	class ring	0		
2384	narrow class ring	0		
2385	skewed bottle opener belt buckle	0		Single Equip, Damage Aura: 1
2386	tumbling wholesome Herculean keg shield	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Maximum HP Percent: +10
2387	ruddy finger	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40
2388	Sinatra's strapping war tongs	0		Muscle: +5, Experience (Moxie): +5
2389	bouncing Monstar energy beverage	0		
2390	frosty asbestos apron	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10
2391	shaking scandalous beaten-up Chucks	0		Sleaze Damage: +5
2392	razor-sharp natty ascot	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25
2393	studded wreath of laurels of chilblains	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Cold Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "0.5xLep, 0.5xFairy"
2394	blurry Lo Pan's Danglin' Chad's loincloth of terror	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 0.5xVolley"
2395	tumbling avaricious tube sock	0		Meat Drop: +30, Single Equip
2396	shaking chloroform rag	0		
2397	depantsing bomb	0		
2398	Samson's energy drink IV	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Single Equip
2399	twirling veiny Elmley shades of the empath	0		Maximum HP: +10, Familiar Weight: +5, Single Equip
2400	ghostly gray molotov cocktail cocktail	0		
2401	bouncing supercharged sinister beer bong	0		Spell Damage: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +30
2402	fuchsia gauze garter	0		
2403	barrel of gunpowder	0		
2404	twirling jam band flyers	0		
2405	rock band flyers	0		
2406	skewed Panda outfit	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Item Drop: +5
2407	pink bat eye	0		
2408	worthless piece of glass	0		
2409	jittery billy idol	0		
2410	bouncing rag	0		
2411	broken petri dish	0		
2412	sammich crust	0		
2413	shaking triffid bark	0		
2414	lint	0		
2415	twirling discarded pacifier	0		
2416	tumbling dog trainer's bounty-hunting helmet	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Familiar Effect: "1.5xFairy, cap 25"
2417	wool bounty-hunting rifle	0		Cold Resistance: +1
2418	censurious bounty-hunting pants	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 2xFairy, cap 25"
2419	dry maroon skewed bottle of rhinoceros hormones	0		Effect: "Wallflowering", Effect Duration: 23
2420	alkaline lime green teeny-tiny magic scroll	0		Effect: "Yes, Can Haz", Effect Duration: 55
2421	pickled galvanized shaking skewed bottle of pirate juice	0		Effect: "Human-Undead Hybrid", Effect Duration: 18
2422	diffused irradiated pet snacks	0		Effect: "Weird Flavor", Effect Duration: 16
2423	non-cold-filtered Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	0		Effect: "Cruisin' for a Bruisin'", Effect Duration: 62
2424	pickled moist cyclops eyedrops	0		Effect: "Fancy Feasted", Effect Duration: 57
2425	colloidal extra-frozen maroon pulsating can of spinach	0		Effect: "Inappropriate Spirit", Effect Duration: 53
2426	adjusted fire flower	0		Effect: "Tiki Temerity", Effect Duration: 39
2427	oxidized teal freezerburned ice cube	0		Effect: "Sleazy Hands", Effect Duration: 44
2428	non-altered corrupted fake blood	0		Effect: "Ass Over Teakettle", Effect Duration: 42
2429	quadruple-magnetized aerosolized fuchsia Eau de Guaneau	0		Effect: "Wet Willied", Effect Duration: 28
2430	boiled bouncing bag of lard	0		Effect: "Innately Truthy", Effect Duration: 45
2431	liquefied bottle of Mystic Shell	0		Effect: "Quantum of Moxie", Effect Duration: 51
2432	alkaline alkaline dry fuchsia SPF 451 lip balm	0		Effect: "Fire Inside", Effect Duration: 38
2433	altered boiled gray bottle of antifreeze	0		Effect: "Swimming Head", Effect Duration: 54
2434	triple-vacuum-sealed eyedrops	0		Effect: "Emotion Sickness", Effect Duration: 24
2435	unsweetened pulsating gray Dogsgotnonoz pills	0		Effect: "Bark of the Dog", Effect Duration: 38
2436	triple-improved unsweetened huge donkey flipbook	0		Effect: "Oriental Mysticism", Effect Duration: 62
2437	ghostly New Cloaca-Cola	0		
2438	jittery scented massage oil	0		
2439	tumbling poltergeist-in-the-jar-o	0		
2440	unnatural gas	0		
2441	Knob Goblin Encryption Key	0		
2442	mirror Cobb's Knob map	0		
2443	Van der Graaf pink glowstick of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2007-03", Raveosity: +1
2444	tolerable watered-down Supernova Champagne	2	good	
2445	blinking Deactivated O. A. F.	0		Last Available: "2007-04"
2446	bouncing hardware upgrade	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2007-04"
2447	lime green bad penguin egg	0		Free Pull
2448	tasteful bow tie	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2449	six-pack of New Cloaca-Cola	0		
2450	spinning empty Cloaca-Cola bottle	0		
2451	lion tamer's goatskin umbrella	0		Experience (familiar): +2
2452	skewed beefy wool hat of the brute	0		Muscle: +10, Muscle Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 43"
2453	cyan Goodfella contract	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2454	dog trainer's Fonzie's belt	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Experience (familiar): +1, Single Equip
2455	razor-sharp bar whip	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25
2456	veiny barskin buckler	0		Maximum HP: +10
2457	shaking smooth whip	0		Moxie: +15
2458	Temple Grandin's barskin loincloth	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 4xVolley, cap 6"
2459	veiny tighty whiteys	0		Maximum HP: +10, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 3xVolley, cap 10"
2460	teal groovy yak toupee	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato, cap 25"
2462	tumbling odor extractor	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
2463	Manual of Transcendent Olfaction	0		Skill: "Transcendent Olfaction"
2464	stale jittery bowl of Bounty-Os	3	decent	
2465	perfectly mixed Oreille Divisée brandy	4	EPIC	
2466	pompadour'd puppy	0		
2467	suede shoes	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2468	yellow wobbly callused fingerbone	0		
2469	fuchsia spinning bundle of receipts	0		
2470	cork	0		
2471	purple stardust	0		
2472	wilted lettuce	0		
2473	empty greasepaint tube	0		
2474	blinking clown skin	0		
2475	aromatic clown wig of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Stench Resistance: +1, Clowniness: 50, Familiar Effect: "chromatic atk, 1xPotato, cap 12"
2476	clownskin belt of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Clowniness: 50
2477	huge steel-toed clownskin buckler	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Clowniness: 50
2478	green ruddy clown whip	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Clowniness: 50
2479	demon skin	0		
2480	tumbling demon-horned hat of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xLep, cap 17"
2481	green wool demon buckler	0		Cold Resistance: +1
2482	ghostly ruddy wicked demon whip of Gandalf	0		Spell Damage: +5, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Spell Critical Percent: +20
2483	pulsating barskin cloak of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40
2484	ghostly blinking inspector's padded snakeskin duster	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Item Drop: +15
2485	skewed scorching clownskin harness of Flo-Jo	0		Hot Damage: +25, Initiative: +100, Clowniness: 50
2486	MacGyver's cool demonskin jacket	0		Moxie: +5, Maximum MP: +100
2487	mansplainer's hipposkin poncho	0		Monster Level: +15
2488	narrow coward's yak anorak	0		Monster Level: -20
2489	mirror flame-wreathed tuxedo shirt	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10
2490	pulsating stiffened slick gnauga hide vest	0		Moxie: +10, Damage Reduction: 1
2491	shirt kit	0		
2492	tropical orchid	0		
2493	mirror stick of dynamite	0		
2494	Jeselnik's educational Necrotelicomnicon	0		Experience: +1, Sleaze Damage: +25
2495	shaking occult smartaleck's Cookbook of the Damned	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Spell Damage Percent: +25
2496	Temple Grandin's wholesome Sinful Desires	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Familiar Weight: +7
2497	molybdenum magnet	0		
2498	molybdenum hammer	0		
2499	molybdenum screwdriver	0		
2500	molybdenum pliers	0		
2501	molybdenum crescent wrench	0		
2502	Really Expensive Jewelry and You	0		Skill: "Really Expensive Jewelrycrafting"
2503	extra-fancy ring setting	0		
2504	precious piercing post	0		
2505	necklace chain	0		
2506	beach glass bead	0		
2507	clay peace-sign bead	0		
2508	tumbling fuchsia Sherlock's beach glass necklace	0		Item Drop: +25
2509	family-friendly peace-sign necklace	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1
2510	bouncing beefcake's round sunglasses of Flo-Jo	0		Muscle: +25, Initiative: +100, Single Equip
2511	Frat Army FGF	0		
2512	green Hippy Army MPE	0		
2513	lion tamer's spark plug earring of the boozehound	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Booze Drop: +100
2514	pulsating woven baling wire bracelets of Gandalf of the sweet-tooth	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Candy Drop: +100
2515	ruddy rock-hard gearbox necklace	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Maximum HP Percent: +40
2516	blurry Jack Frost's groovy wrench bracelet	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +50
2517	bouncing ghostly scorching Samson's chain necklace	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Hot Damage: +25
2518	olive jittery experienced sawblade shield	0		Experience: +2
2519	tolerable special McMillicancuddy's Special Lager	4	good	Effect: "Phoenix, Right?", Effect Duration: 5
2520	tolerable melted Jell-o shot	3	good	
2521	practically non-alcoholic mediocre lime green cruelty-free wine	1	decent	
2522	practically non-alcoholic artisanal twirling thistle wine	1	EPIC	
2523	purple tumbling megatofu	0		
2524	spinning displaced fish	0		
2525	spoiled fish	3	crappy	
2526	small flavorless yellow fish casserole	2	decent	
2527	decent thick fish lasagna	5	good	
2528	purple filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif")	0		
2529	flavorless red gnatloaf	3	decent	
2530	rotten jittery olive gnatloaf casserole	3	crappy	
2531	special miniature rotten gnat lasagna	2	crappy	Effect: "In the Slimelight", Effect Duration: 50
2532	pulsating pork	0		
2533	toothsome miniature purple pork chop sandwiches	2	awesome	
2534	delicious pork casserole	4	awesome	
2535	big tasty pork lasagna	5	awesome	
2536	canopic jar	0		
2537	spice	0		
2538	tumbling organs	0		
2539	upside-down fireproof Ankh of Badahnkadh	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Single Equip
2540	wobbly tomb ratchet	0		
2541	Mayflower bouquet	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Softcore Only, Drops Items, Last Available: "2007-05", Item Drop (sporadic): +2.5, Meat Drop (sporadic): +5
2542	anodized pickled shaking lesser grodulated violet	0		Effect: "Perception", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2007-05"
2543	boiled aerosolized tin magnolia	0		Effect: "Oleaginous Soles", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2007-05"
2544	flattened skewed begpwnia	0		Effect: "Riboflavin'", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2007-05"
2545	ionized moist upsy daisy	0		Effect: "Braaaains Over Braaaawwn", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2007-05"
2546	oxidized purple half-orchid	0		Effect: "Thunderheart", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2007-05"
2547	tin star of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2007-05"
2548	squat teal squat occult outrageous sombrero of chilblains	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Cold Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1.5xLep, 1.5xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2007-05"
2549	deadly Sinatra's "Humorous" T-shirt	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Weapon Damage: +5, Last Available: "2007-05"
2550	Peppercorns of Power	0		
2551	vial of mojo	0		
2552	narrow reeds	0		
2553	turtle chain	0		
2554	distilled seal blood	0		
2555	mirror jittery high-octane olive oil	0		
2556	foul-smelling clever Shagadelic Disco Banjo of the empath	0		Maximum MP: +20, Familiar Weight: +5, Stench Damage: +10, Class: "Disco Bandit"
2557	squat avaricious Rosewater's Squeezebox of the Ages	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Meat Drop: +30, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 15
2558	maroon pulsating aromatic flame-wreathed Chelonian Morningstar	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +1, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
2559	flame-wreathed Hammer of Smiting of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Class: "Seal Clubber"
2560	narrow gravedigger's sinister 17-alarm Saucepan	0		Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Damage: +10, Class: "Sauceror"
2561	lightning-fast resourceful cool Greek Pasta Spoon of Peril	0		Moxie: +5, Maximum MP: +50, Initiative: +40, Class: "Pastamancer"
2562	blinking half-rotten brain	0		
2563	bonesaw	0		
2564	shaking yellow plus-sized phylactery	0		
2565	twirling can of Ghuol-B-Gone™	0		
2566	Azazel's unicorn	0		
2567	ghostly Azazel's lollipop	0		
2568	Azazel's tutu	0		
2569	liquefied ionized green pulsating ant agonist	0		Effect: "Hustlin'", Effect Duration: 31
2570	teal ant hoe	0		Familiar Effect: "sleaze damage, meat", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.4
2571	ant rake	0		Familiar Effect: "hot damage, meat", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.4
2572	ant pitchfork	0		Familiar Effect: "stench damage, meat", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.4
2573	ant sickle	0		Familiar Effect: "spooky damage, meat", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.4
2574	ant pick	0		Familiar Effect: "cold damage, meat", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.4
2575	bronzed locust	0		
2576	honey-dipped locust	0		
2577	studded beefcake's cactus quill	0		Muscle: +25, Damage Absorption: +80
2578	family-friendly baleful Socratic Staff of the Short Order Cook	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +1
2579	adequate cactus fruit	3	good	
2580	fireproof scorpion whip of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Hot Resistance: +3
2581	squat handful of sand	0		
2582	brick of sand	0		
2583	half-sized normal centipede eggs	2	good	
2584	blinking hardy wonderwall shield	0		Maximum HP: +50
2585	censurious Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3
2586	strapping General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	0		Muscle: +5
2587	maroon Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3
2588	skewed wholesome Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10
2589	bland small enchanted hot date	2	decent	Effect: "Fortunate Resolve", Effect Duration: 50
2590	weak drinkable distilled fortified wine	2	good	
2591	spoiled diet enchanted tasty tart	1	crappy	Effect: "Meat the Flintstones", Effect Duration: 30
2592	bouncing Knob Goblin lunchbox	0		
2593	small moldy Knob pasty	2	crappy	
2594	lousy thermos full of Knob coffee	3	decent	
2595	concentrated Ben-Gal™ Balm	0		Effect: "Improprie Tea", Effect Duration: 46
2596	tumbling leathery cat skin	0		
2597	leathery bat skin	0		
2598	gray leathery rat skin	0		
2599	ghostly Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate	0		
2600	blinking carbonated water lily	0		
2601	aromatic MacGyver's therapeutic Staff of the Midnight Snack	0		Maximum MP: +100, Stench Resistance: +1, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
2602	rosy-cheeked wicked Staff of Blood and Pudding of the scaredy-cat	0		Spell Damage: +5, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Monster Level: -15
2603	shaking smoldering box	0		
2604	skewed Van der Graaf Tuesday's ruby	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Variable
2605	palm frond	0		
2606	palm-frond fan	0		
2607	palm-frond whip of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5
2608	palm-frond net	0		
2609	up-at-dawn hale palm-frond capris	0		Maximum HP: +20, Adventures: +5, Familiar Effect: "1.5xGhuol, cap 35"
2610	chaotic extra-large palm-frond toupee	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 37"
2611	narrow foul-smelling palm-frond cloak	0		Stench Damage: +10
2612	vinyl coin purse	0		
2613	rocky raccoon	0		
2614	upside-down mojo filter	0		
2615	yummy savoy truffle	4	awesome	
2616	Magi-Wipes	0		
2617	boom	0		
2618	quilted Iiti Kitty phone charm	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Single Equip
2619	jar of swamp gas	0		Last Available: "2007-05"
2620	miniature flavorless unidentified jerky	2	decent	
2621	bouncing inspector's Tesla nasty rat mask	0		Item Drop: +15, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xBarrr, cap 45"
2622	blue padded ratskin belt of courage	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Spooky Resistance: +3, Single Equip
2623	double-paned boxer's rattail whip	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Cold Resistance: +5
2624	lightning-fast ruddy bat hat	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Initiative: +40, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xVolley, cap 45"
2625	jittery spinning mansplainer's vibrating bat whip	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Monster Level: +15
2626	lime green fortified bat-ass jacket of the overflowing toilet	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Stench Spell Damage: +50
2627	avaricious catskin cap of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Meat Drop: +30, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr, cap 45"
2628	brawny catskin buckler of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Muscle Percent: +20
2629	bouncing avaricious tail o' nine cats of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Meat Drop: +30
2630	Hugo's Weaving Manual	0		
2631	aerosolized irradiated gremlin juice	0		Effect: "Seriously Mutated", Effect Duration: 33
2632	cold-filtered mother's helper	0		Effect: "Crudé", Effect Duration: 56
2633	stanky crafty pat-a-cake pendant	0		Maximum MP: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +25
2634	mummy wrapping	0		
2635	really thick bandage	0		
2636	narrow ghostly mummy mask of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 42"
2637	narrow nippy razor-sharp gauze shorts	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Cold Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xGhuol, cap 42"
2638	bouncing gauze hammock	0		Bonus Resting HP: +60
2639	spinning cherry soda	0		
2640	greaves of the businessman of the sweet-tooth	0		Meat Drop: +50, Candy Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 40"
2641	strapping cowboy hat of horror	0		Muscle: +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xLep, cap 41"
2642	supercharged wicked Maxwell's Silver Hammer	0		Spell Damage: +5, Maximum MP Percent: +30
2643	happiness of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
2644	feather	0		
2645	feather	0		
2646	blinking frightful feather	0		
2647	fetid feather	0		
2648	blue flirtatious feather	0		
2649	skewed twirling Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Single Equip
2650	bottled pixie	0		Free Pull
2651	squat pixie spog	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2007-06"
2652	rotten S.T.L.T.	3	crappy	Last Available: "2007-06"
2653	tasty special half-sized honey-dew	2	awesome	Effect: "Flamibili Tea", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2007-06"
2654	distilled hand-crafted Xanadian	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2007-06"
2655	flattened boiled bottle of absinthe	0		Effect: "It Didn't Kill You", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2007-06"
2656	vibrating Drowsy Sword of mayonnaise	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
2657	decent jittery escargotsicle	4	good	Last Available: "2007-06"
2658	mediocre practically non-alcoholic bottle of realpagne	1	decent	Last Available: "2007-06"
2659	jittery toasty albatross necklace	0		Hot Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2007-06"
2660	dried teal not-a-pipe	1	good	Last Available: "2007-06"
2661	enchanted artisanal flask of Amontillado	3	EPIC	Effect: "Weepy, Creepy", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2007-06"
2662	hardened ball mask	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 22", Last Available: "2007-06"
2663	Can-Can skirt of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50, Familiar Effect: "1.5xFairy, 2xPotato, cap 22", Last Available: "2007-06"
2664	tarnished cold-filtered pickled squat sensitive poetry journal	0		Effect: "You Know Who to Call", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2007-06"
2665	super-dry shaking ghostly bottled inspiration	0		Effect: "Strawberry Alarm", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2007-06"
2666	ionized bellhop bell	0		Effect: "Scavengers Scavenging", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2007-06"
2667	boiled unsweetened spiky collar	0		Effect: "Chalk Outline", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2007-06"
2668	dehydrated tumbling can-can-in-a-can	1		Last Available: "2007-06"
2669	powdered mirror patent antipsychotics	1		Last Available: "2007-06"
2670	denatured Mariner's Friend cough drops	1		Effect: "Well-Oiled", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2007-06"
2671	mediocre twirling bouncing teal shot of nepenthe schnapps	3	decent	Last Available: "2025-03"
2672	library card	0		Last Available: "2007-06"
2673	Bohemian rhapsody	0		Last Available: "2007-06"
2674	frozen bottle of cat tonic	0		Effect: "Yuletide Mutations", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2007-06"
2675	vaporized handful of moss	1		Effect: "Spooky Blur", Effect Duration: 25
2676	modified cyan bit-o-cactus	1		
2677	altered wobbly protein powder	1		Effect: "Greasy Visage", Effect Duration: 15
2678	red spectre scepter	0		
2679	irradiated dry sparkler	0		Effect: "Turn On, Tune In, Play Ball!", Effect Duration: 55
2680	irradiated pulsating spinning spinning snake	0		Effect: "Wings of the Grasshopper", Effect Duration: 46, Wiki Name: "snake"
2681	electrified mirror M-242	0		Effect: "Litterboxing", Effect Duration: 40
2682	skewed detuned radio	0		
2683	pulsating Warehouse 23 crate	0		
2684	inspector's hale armgun	0		Maximum HP: +20, Item Drop: +15
2685	seashell necklace	0		
2686	bouncing commemorative war stein	0		
2687	blinking stone frisbee	0		
2688	fireproof scandalous banded dreadlock whip	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Sleaze Damage: +5, Hot Resistance: +3
2689	beer-a-pult of courage of the glutton	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Food Drop: +100
2690	padded cast-iron legacy paddle of the scaredy-cat	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Monster Level: -15
2691	low-calorie rotten handful of nuts and berries	1	crappy	
2692	double-paned extremely unsafe driftwood sculpture	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Cold Resistance: +5
2693	gray massive sitar of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Item Drop: +5
2694	shaking pulsating chaotic educational stone baseball cap of James Dean	0		Experience: +1, Experience (Moxie): +3, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, cap 48"
2695	bad distilled cup of beer	5	decent	
2696	ovoid thing	0		
2697	blue duct tape	0		
2698	twirling duct tape wallet	0		
2699	mirror ruddy duct tape shirt of incineration	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Hot Spell Damage: +50
2700	huge veiny wholesome duct tape fedora	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Maximum HP: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xLep, cap 48"
2701	nippy sinister duct tape sword	0		Spell Damage: +10, Cold Damage: +10
2702	purple stiffened duct tape dockers of mayonnaise	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol, cap 48"
2703	shellacked duct tape buckler	0		Damage Reduction: 7
2704	blurry shrinking powder	0		
2705	stanky brainy blackberry slippers of the dark arts	0		Mysticality: +5, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
2706	fireproof dog trainer's blackberry moccasins of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Experience (familiar): +1, Hot Resistance: +3, Single Equip
2707	Lo Pan's razor-sharp Samson's blackberry combat boots	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Single Equip
2708	ionized diffused mirror fuchsia funky dried mushroom	0		Effect: "Superheroic", Effect Duration: 35
2709	exotic parrot egg	0		
2710	cracker	0		Familiar Weight: +15
2711	warmed double-pickled facepaint	0		Effect: "Triangle, Man", Effect Duration: 30
2712	flattened liquefied sheepskin diploma	0		Effect: "Bells in the Batfry", Effect Duration: 12
2713	chilled Black Body™ spray	0		Effect: "Metal Speed", Effect Duration: 13
2714	bouncing floorboard cruft	0		
2715	sausage bomb	0		
2716	reassuring MacGyver's savvy battered hubcap	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Maximum MP: +100, Spooky Resistance: +1
2717	fireproof dance instructor's brainy hood ornament	0		Mysticality: +5, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Hot Resistance: +3
2718	mirror spare kidney	0		
2719	hand-carved bokken of the dark arts of Leguizamo of doom	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Monster Level: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +50
2720	wobbly supercharged Sinatra's stylish hand-carved bow	0		Moxie: +25, Experience (Moxie): +5, Maximum MP Percent: +30
2721	horrifying hand-carved staff of the ox of the cougar	0		Muscle: +20, Moxie: +20, Spooky Damage: +25
2722	nasty chilly Staff of the Greasefire of the ox of the sewer	0		Muscle: +20, Cold Damage: +5, Stench Damage: 30
2723	auspicious dog trainer's Staff of the Grand Flambé of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Experience (familiar): +1, Item Drop: +10
2724	low-calorie decent bowl of rye sprouts	1	good	
2725	normal low-calorie cob of corn	1	good	
2726	bland small juniper berries	2	decent	
2727	fancy decent squat plum	4	good	Effect: "Blessing of the Stinking Alphredo™", Effect Duration: 25
2728	moldy pear	3	crappy	
2729	adequate massive peach	7	good	
2730	hand-crafted plum wine	4	EPIC	
2731	perfectly mixed shot of pear schnapps	3	EPIC	
2732	artisanal practically non-alcoholic mirror shot of peach schnapps	1	EPIC	
2733	tasty bunch of square grapes	3	awesome	
2734	small rotten tumbling brown sugar cane	2	crappy	
2735	tasty sandwich of the gods	4	awesome	
2736	triple-distilled mediocre Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster	9	decent	
2737	pickled leopard-print barbell	1	crappy	
2738	narrow pile of smoking rags	0		
2739	activated panty raider camouflage	0		Effect: "Scarysauce", Effect Duration: 48
2740	gray rosy-cheeked Newton's Staff of the Walk-In Freezer of the bloodbag	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Maximum HP: +100
2741	lousy boilermaker	3	decent	
2742	super-sized stale pulsating steel lasagna	5	quest	
2743	bad extra-dry ghostly steel margarita	5	quest	
2744	mixed steel-scented air freshener	1		
2745	warmed deionized flattened red upside-down gremlin mutagen	0		Effect: "Dexteri Tea", Effect Duration: 38
2746	magnetized extra-potent gremlin mutagen	0		Effect: "Sweet, Nuts", Effect Duration: 63
2747	chunk of depleted Grimacite	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2748	Newton's furniture dolly	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Single Equip
2749	lion tamer's Staff of the Grease Trap of the blizzard of courage	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +3
2750	blinking cyan personal trainer's cool Uranium Omega of Temperance	0		Moxie: +5, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Single Equip
2751	Socratic brawny Lead Zeta of Chastity	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Single Equip
2752	skewed shaking slick Aluminum Epsilon of Humility of extreme caution	0		Moxie: +10, Monster Level: -25, Single Equip
2753	ribald forbidden Zinc Delta of Tranquility	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Sleaze Damage: +10, Single Equip
2754	extremely unsafe sage Nickel Gamma of Frugality	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Single Equip
2755	ghostly fuchsia squat horrifying Iron Beta of Industry of mayonnaise	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
2756	greedy scorching Copper Alpha of Sincerity	0		Hot Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +20, Single Equip
2757	mirror narrow electrified sage Red Balloon of Valor	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip
2758	shaking stiffened Purple Horseshoe of Honor of extreme caution	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Monster Level: -25, Single Equip
2759	Newton's Socratic Blue Diamond of Honesty	0		Experience (Mysticality): 4, Single Equip
2760	shaking narrow Van der Graaf Green Clover of Justice of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip
2761	pulsating bouncing crafty Yellow Moon of Compassion of the sweet-tooth	0		Maximum MP: +10, Candy Drop: +100, Single Equip
2762	red smelly Orange Star of Sacrifice of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
2763	double-paned Pink Heart of Spirit of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Cold Resistance: +5, Single Equip
2764	ghostly rosewater-soaked energetic hale Order of the Silver Wossname	0		Maximum HP: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Stench Resistance: +3, Single Equip
2765	Harold's bell	0		
2766	bowling ball	0		
2767	massive spoiled Crimbo pie	10	crappy	
2768	enchanted stale pear tart	3	decent	Effect: "Hobo Flavor", Effect Duration: 10
2769	bland purple peach pie	3	decent	
2770	cold-filtered boiled ionized chunk of rock salt	0		Effect: "Night of the Nachos", Effect Duration: 33
2771	anodized ghostly handful of pine needles	0		Effect: "Square to be Hip", Effect Duration: 67
2772	steamy ruby	0		
2773	blurry glacial sapphire	0		
2774	unearthly onyx	0		
2775	effluvious emerald	0		
2776	tawdry amethyst	0		
2777	skewed flame-retardant wicked filigreed hamethyst earring	0		Spell Damage: +5, Hot Resistance: +1
2778	chaotic filigreed hamethyst necklace of wisdom of Calamity Jane	0		Mysticality: +15, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Single Equip
2779	vibrating Newton's filigreed hamethyst ring of the empath	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Familiar Weight: +5, Single Equip
2780	studded extremely unsafe baconstone earring of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Damage Absorption: +80, Single Equip
2781	smooth baconstone necklace of the cheetah	0		Moxie: +15, Initiative: +60, Single Equip
2782	fuchsia spinning reassuring occult baconstone ring of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Spooky Resistance: +1, Single Equip
2783	electrified beefcake's pulled porquoise earring	0		Muscle: +25, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
2784	upside-down crafty energetic pulled porquoise pendant	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Maximum MP: +10, Single Equip
2785	executive Temple Grandin's pulled porquoise ring of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Familiar Weight: +7, Meat Drop: +40, Single Equip
2786	Tesla quilted Earring of Fire	0		Damage Absorption: +40, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip
2787	ribald sharpshooter's Pendant of Fire	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Sleaze Damage: +10, Single Equip
2788	forbidden smartaleck's Ring of Fire	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Single Equip
2789	sharpshooter's wizardly Ice-Cold Beerring	0		Mysticality: +25, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Single Equip
2790	coward's Lo Pan's Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Monster Level: -20, Single Equip
2791	rosy-cheeked stiffened Ice-Cold Beer Ring	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Single Equip
2792	spinning arcane researcher's Unspeakable Earring of Flo-Jo	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Initiative: +100, Single Equip
2793	shaking double-paned wicked Choker of the Ultragoth	0		Spell Damage: +5, Cold Resistance: +5, Single Equip
2794	censurious flame-retardant The Ring	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Single Equip
2795	tumbling chaotic Nose Ring of Putrescence of the early riser	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Adventures: +7, Single Equip
2796	blinking horrifying sizzling Putrid Pendant	0		Hot Damage: +10, Spooky Damage: +25, Single Equip
2797	spinning sharpshooter's Ring of the Sewer Snake of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: 25, Single Equip
2798	miser's Mudflap-Girl Earring of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +10, Single Equip
2799	censurious Jeselnik's Mudflap-Girl Necklace	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Single Equip
2800	ghostly shellacked stiffened Mudflap-Girl Ring	0		Damage Reduction: 8, Single Equip
2801	wobbly vial of Gnomochloric acid	0		
2802	flask of Gnomochloric acid	0		
2803	teal jug of Gnomochloric acid	0		
2804	activated double-alkaline vial of hamethyst juice	0		Effect: "Egg-stra Arm", Effect Duration: 56
2805	aerosolized spinning vial of baconstone juice	0		Effect: "Human-Elemental Hybrid", Effect Duration: 60
2806	nitrogenated vial of porquoise juice	0		Effect: "Took Eleven", Effect Duration: 62
2807	aerosolized olive flask of hamethyst juice	0		Effect: "Gleaming White Teeth", Effect Duration: 41
2808	alkaline boiled flask of baconstone juice	0		Effect: "Electrolit Up", Effect Duration: 26
2809	double-altered flask of porquoise juice	0		Effect: "Emotion Sickness", Effect Duration: 55
2810	ionized aerosolized chilled mirror jug of hamethyst juice	0		Effect: "Disdain of She-Who-Was", Effect Duration: 21
2811	polymerized bouncing jug of baconstone juice	0		Effect: "Tearful, Fearful", Effect Duration: 62
2812	unsweetened nitrogenated polarized jug of porquoise juice	0		Effect: "Butt-Rock Hair", Effect Duration: 52
2813	lime green Beret of the ox of the storm	0		Muscle: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Four Songs, Brimstone, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep"
2814	pulsating dog trainer's educational Bludgeon of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Experience: +1, Experience (familiar): +1, Brimstone
2815	narrow Fonzie's slick Bunker of Leguizamo	0		Moxie: +10, Experience (Moxie): +1, Monster Level: +20, Brimstone
2816	Usain Bolt's educational Boxers of the bloodbag	0		Experience: +1, Maximum HP: +100, Initiative: +80, Brimstone, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep"
2817	reassuring smelly grievous Brooch	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Brimstone
2818	jittery Tesla grievous Bracelet of chilblains	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Cold Damage: +25, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Brimstone
2819	vibrating sinister Grimacite gasmask	0		Spell Damage: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, 1.5xFairy, cap 37", Last Available: "2008-11"
2820	bouncing knitted electrified Grimacite gat	0		Cold Resistance: +3, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2008-11"
2821	banded personal trainer's Grimacite gaiters	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Damage Absorption: +100, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, 2xGhoul, cap 37", Last Available: "2008-11"
2822	tumbling shaking wool Jeselnik's Grimacite gauntlets	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2008-11"
2823	wobbly stiffened baleful Grimacite go-go boots	0		Spell Damage: +25, Damage Reduction: 1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2008-11"
2824	rosy-cheeked Grimacite girdle of incineration	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2008-11"
2825	Sherlock's Grimacite gown	0		Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2008-11"
2826	olive scandalous brainy strapping Staff of the Kitchen Floor	0		Muscle: +5, Mysticality: +5, Sleaze Damage: +5
2827	anniversary gift box	0		
2828	loaded dice	0		
2829	really dense meat stack	0		
2830	digital key lime	0		
2831	star key lime	0		
2832	snack-sized toothsome digital key lime pie	2	awesome	
2833	moldy purple star key lime pie	3	crappy	
2834	hale dangerous bottle-rocket crossbow of the dark arts	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Maximum HP: +20, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire red bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire blue bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire orange bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire purple bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire black bottle-rocket", Last Available: "2007-07"
2835	teal wobbly narrow indie comic hipster glasses of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2"
2836	wizard action figure	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
2837	tumbling mint-condition magic wand	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2838	flame-wreathed banded glowstick	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2007-08", Raveosity: +1
2839	squat Periodical Paintbrush of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Softcore Only
2840	smooth bottle of cooking sherry	4	awesome	
2841	bland packet of ketchup	4	decent	
2842	smooth accidental cider	3	awesome	
2843	tasty dire fudgesicle	4	awesome	
2844	steel-toed cool navel ring of navel gazing of the sweet-tooth of Flo-Jo	0		Moxie: +5, Damage Reduction: 9, Candy Drop: +100, Initiative: +100, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2007-09", Item Drop (sporadic): 4.25, Meat Drop (sporadic): 4.25
2845	class five ecto-larva	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
2846	plastic bib	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2847	careful Dallas Dynasty Falcon Crest shield	0		Monster Level: -10
2848	olive Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	0		
2849	jittery shrunken navigator head	0		
2850	mediocre triple-distilled moonberry wine cooler	10	decent	
2851	moldy fine aged cheddarwurst	4	crappy	
2852	branch from the Great Tree	0		
2853	narrow Phil Bunion's axe	0		
2854	mirror bouquet of swamp roses	0		
2855	tumbling huge mosquito proboscis of the brute of Flo-Jo	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Initiative: +100
2856	modified electrified swamp lolly	0		Effect: "Hella Smooth", Effect Duration: 47
2857	wet polymerized maroon seegar butt	0		Effect: "Bricked-In", Effect Duration: 12
2858	bottled swamp gas	0		
2859	Sherlock's double-paned witch wart	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Item Drop: +25
2860	rotten gigantic swamp muck	6	crappy	
2861	narrow foul-smelling veiny leechknife of the boozehound	0		Maximum HP: +10, Stench Damage: +10, Booze Drop: +100
2862	decomposed boot	0		
2863	warmed mirror dribbly candle	0		Effect: "You're Not Cooking", Effect Duration: 27
2864	stolen meatpouch	0		
2865	blinking smelly medical-grade beaver spear	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
2866	spinning Lo Pan's Newton's shamanic beads	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Spell Critical Percent: +30
2867	Usain Bolt's experienced dilapidated wizard hat	0		Experience: +2, Initiative: +80, Familiar Effect: "cap 31"
2868	cold-filtered yellow pirate pamphlet	0		Effect: "Human-Orc Hybrid", Effect Duration: 44
2869	liquefied blurry pirate brochure	0		Effect: "Flame-Retardant Trousers", Effect Duration: 40
2870	ionized jittery yellow pirate tract	0		Effect: "Starry-Eyed", Effect Duration: 19
2871	skewed huge burnt flower	0		
2872	fuchsia sharpshooter's dangerous plastic Naughty Sorceress	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +10
2873	lard-coated groovy plastic Ed the Undying	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
2874	shaking blinking knitted plastic Lord Spookyraven of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Cold Resistance: +3
2875	ribald plastic Dr. Awkward	0		Sleaze Damage: +10
2876	tumbling plastic protector spectre of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20
2877	coward's plastic Baron von Ratsworth	0		Monster Level: -20
2878	rosy-cheeked plastic Boss Bat	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30
2879	bouncing ghostly auspicious plastic Knob Goblin King	0		Item Drop: +10
2880	Jim Carey's plastic Bonerdagon	0		Monster Level: +25
2881	red experienced plastic The Man	0		Experience: +2
2882	wobbly arcane researcher's plastic The Big Wisniewski	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10
2883	careful plastic Felonia	0		Monster Level: -10
2884	plastic Beelzebozo of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3
2885	narrow tumbling smooth plastic conservationist hippy	0		Moxie: +15
2886	plastic 7-foot dwarf of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25
2887	blinking fireproof plastic angry bugbear	0		Hot Resistance: +3
2888	healthy plastic anime smiley	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20
2889	pulsating lime green plastic apathetic lizardman of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100
2890	skewed deadly plastic astronomer	0		Weapon Damage: +5
2891	rosy-cheeked plastic beanbat	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30
2892	greasy plastic blooper	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
2893	ghostly grievous plastic brainsweeper	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50
2894	resourceful plastic briefcase bat	0		Maximum MP: +50
2895	maroon beefy plastic demoninja	0		Muscle: +10
2896	sharpshooter's plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10
2897	plastic drunk goat of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50
2898	deadly plastic fiendish can of asparagus	0		Weapon Damage: +5
2899	fuchsia foul-smelling plastic Gnollish crossdresser	0		Stench Damage: +10
2900	jittery shaking foul-smelling plastic handsome mariachi	0		Stench Damage: +10
2901	bouncing stylish plastic Knob Goblin bean counter	0		Moxie: +25
2902	blurry Fonzie's plastic Knob Goblin harem girl	0		Experience (Moxie): +1
2903	tumbling pulsating blurry rosewater-soaked plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist	0		Stench Resistance: +3
2904	red banded plastic Knott Yeti	0		Damage Absorption: +100
2905	shaking maroon dangerous plastic lemon-in-the-box	0		Weapon Damage: +10
2906	green cool plastic lobsterfrogman	0		Moxie: +5
2907	rock-hard plastic ninja snowman	0		Damage Reduction: 5
2908	wizardly plastic Orcish Frat Boy	0		Mysticality: +25
2909	olive MacGyver's plastic G Imp	0		Maximum MP: +100
2910	bouncing friendly plastic goth	0		Familiar Weight: +3
2911	cool plastic cubist bull	0		Moxie: +5
2912	plastic scary clown of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100
2913	cool plastic smarmy pirate	0		Moxie: +5
2914	arcane researcher's plastic spiny skelelton	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10
2915	lime green plastic Spam Witch of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25
2916	blinking Tesla plastic vampire	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
2917	plastic taco cat of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25
2918	sizzling plastic undead elbow macaroni	0		Hot Damage: +10
2919	toasty plastic warwelf	0		Hot Damage: +5
2920	plastic whitesnake of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5
2921	jittery jittery flame-wreathed plastic XXX pr0n	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10
2922	skewed healthy plastic zmobie	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20
2923	twirling huge knitted plastic Protagonist	0		Cold Resistance: +3
2924	educational plastic Spunky Princess	0		Experience: +1
2925	spinning coward's plastic topiary golem	0		Monster Level: -20
2926	wizardly plastic senile lihc	0		Mysticality: +25
2927	tumbling Jack Frost's plastic Iiti Kitty	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50
2928	huge plastic Gnomester Blomester of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50
2929	wobbly plastic Trouser Snake of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20
2930	personal trainer's plastic Axe Wound	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10
2931	beefy plastic Hellion	0		Muscle: +10
2932	Usain Bolt's plastic Black Knight	0		Initiative: +80
2933	jittery blurry chilly plastic pair of tweezers	0		Cold Damage: +5
2934	olive steel-toed plastic fruit golem	0		Damage Reduction: 9
2935	plastic fluffy bunny of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50
2936	castagnets	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2937	siesta-ing Casagnova gnome	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2008-10"
2938	Jacob's ladder	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2939	wobbly unemployed hunchbacked minion	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2008-10"
2940	delicious special skewed Surprise Egg	3	awesome	Effect: "Horrid, Torrid", Effect Duration: 20
2941	ionized diffused ionized lime green Steal This Candy	0		Effect: "Go-Gone", Effect Duration: 47
2942	colloidal chocolate filthy lucre	0		Effect: "Armor-Plated", Effect Duration: 52
2943	dry tarnished upside-down squat Angry Farmer's Wife Candy	0		Effect: "Marbles in Your Mouth", Effect Duration: 19
2945	flame-retardant party hat of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Hot Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "4xLep, cap 7"
2946	Annie Oakley's V for Vivala mask of the businessman	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Meat Drop: +50, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Combat Item Damage Percent: 50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Creepy Grin", Last Available: "2007-11"
2947	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	0		
2948	perfectly mixed practically non-alcoholic shot of rotgut	1	EPIC	
2949	non-pressed polarized jar of "Creole Lady" marrrmalade	0		Effect: "Aries Rising", Effect Duration: 64
2950	Cap'm Caronch's Map	0		
2951	blurry Orcish Frat House blueprints	0		
2952	Temple Grandin's steel-toed glowstick	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Familiar Weight: +7, Last Available: "2007-11", Raveosity: +1
2953	charrrm bracelet	0		
2954	wobbly cyan sinister tip jar	0		Spell Damage: +10
2955	half-sized normal yam candy	2	good	
2956	cyan ghostly cocktail napkin	0		
2957	upside-down rum barrel charrrm	0		
2958	decent tube of cranberry Go-Goo	3	good	
2959	rum barrel charrrm bracelet	0		Item Drop: +5
2960	miniature stale single-serving herbal stuffing	2	decent	
2961	yummy packet of tofurkey gravy	3	awesome	
2962	spoiled big tofurkey nugget	5	crappy	
2963	rigging shampoo	0		
2964	lime green ball polish	0		
2965	mizzenmast mop	0		
2966	purple Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste	0		
2967	nitrogenated diffused blue blinking Swabbie™ swab	0		Effect: "Disdain of the Storm Tortoise", Effect Duration: 52
2968	aerosolized upside-down Oil of Parrrlay	0		Effect: "Old Time Hydration", Effect Duration: 23
2969	tiny rotten creamsicle	1	crappy	
2970	lousy cream stout	3	decent	
2971	Sherlock's Herculean curmudgel	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Item Drop: +25
2972	grumpy man charrrm	0		
2973	shaking Annie Oakley's grumpy man charrrm bracelet	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Single Equip
2974	tarrrnish charrrm	0		
2975	supercool tarrrnished charrrm bracelet of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Moxie Percent: +20, Single Equip
2976	mediocre practically non-alcoholic bilge wine	1	decent	
2977	educational witty rapier	0		Experience: +1
2978	scandalous hale yohohoyo	0		Maximum HP: +20, Sleaze Damage: +5
2979	deionized triple-polarized fish-liver oil	0		Effect: "Physicali Tea", Effect Duration: 15
2980	spinning olive booty chest charrrm	0		
2981	booty chest charrrm bracelet of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50, Single Equip
2982	cannonball charrrm	0		
2983	cannonball charrrm bracelet	0		Single Equip, Sporadic Thorns: 0.25
2984	huge gray copper ha'penny charrrm	0		
2985	mirror frosty copper ha'penny charrrm bracelet	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10
2986	tongue charrrm	0		
2987	knitted greasy tongue charrrm bracelet	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +3, Single Equip
2988	bit of clingfilm	0		
2989	Socratic clingfilm trousers	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xPotato, cap 37"
2990	sharpshooter's clingfilm cap of terror	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, cap 37"
2991	yellow clingfilm slippers of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50, Single Equip
2992	clingfilm tangle	0		
2993	rotten vinegar-soaked lemon slice	4	crappy	
2994	nitrogenated unsweetened spinning true grit	0		Effect: "Chunky", Effect Duration: 15
2995	squat bouncing medical-grade personal trainer's beefy buoybottoms	0		Muscle: +10, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xLep, cap 37"
2996	ghostly manspreader's grungy flannel shirt	0		Monster Level: +10
2997	yellow rosewater-soaked stylish grungy bandana	0		Moxie: +25, Stench Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 0.5xPotato, cap 37"
2998	Lo Pan's grassy cutlass	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30
2999	Cap'm Caronch's nasty booty	0		
3000	skewed Cap'm Caronch's dentures	0		
3001	huge fireproof pegleg	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Single Equip
3002	narrow shaking sharpshooter's lamé pants	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, 1xLep, cap 25"
3003	pulsating Herculean enormous hoop earring	0		Experience (Muscle): +1
3004	Jack Frost's costume sword of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: 75
3005	rainbow pearl	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3006	frightening sizzling rainbow pearl earring	0		Hot Damage: +10, Spooky Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2007-12"
3007	shaking stanky sizzling rainbow pearl necklace	0		Hot Damage: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2007-12"
3008	upside-down mansplainer's brainy rainbow pearl ring	0		Mysticality: +5, Monster Level: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2007-12"
3009	steel-toed Idol of Ak'gyxoth of the brazier	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Hot Spell Damage: +25
3010	resourceful arcane researcher's Emblem of Ak'gyxoth	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Maximum MP: +50
3011	shaking sinister altar fragment	0		
3012	shimmering rainbow sand	0		
3013	simple key	0		
3014	ghostly cyan ornate key	0		
3015	gilded key	0		
3016	foot locker	0		
3017	ornate chest	0		
3018	narrow gilded chest	0		
3019	all-purpose cleaner	0		
3020	handful of sawdust	0		
3021	stone triangle	0		
3022	medium stone triangle	0		
3023	upside-down small stone triangle	0		
3024	stone pyramid	0		
3025	irresponsibly strong hand-crafted wobbly maroon corpse on the beach	7	EPIC	
3026	perfectly mixed corpsetini	3	super EPIC	
3027	tolerable corpsedriver	3	good	
3028	artisanal fancy skewed Corpse Island iced tea	3	super EPIC	Effect: "Phoenix, Right?", Effect Duration: 15
3029	bad fancy high-proof red-headed corpse	6	decent	Effect: "You Can Taste the Darkness", Effect Duration: 25
3030	bad kamicorpse-ee	4	decent	
3031	drinkable corpsel	3	good	
3032	watered-down delicious corpsebite	2	awesome	
3033	tumbling wobbly manspreader's pirate fledges	0		Monster Level: +10, Look like a Pirate
3034	piece of thirteen	0		
3035	spoiled huge pearl onion	4	crappy	
3036	massive decent sea biscuit	10	good	
3037	boozy bad bottle of rum	5	decent	
3038	watered-down tolerable blue bottle of black-label rum	2	good	
3039	tumbling cannonball	0		
3040	voodoo skull	0		
3041	pulsating joke scroll	0		
3042	Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E.	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
3043	shaking metallic foil bow	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
3044	metallic foil radar dish	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Equips On: "Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E.", Last Available: "2011-12"
3045	moldy nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear	4	crappy	Last Available: "2007-12"
3046	stale nanite-infested candy cane	4	decent	Last Available: "2020-09"
3047	rotten fancy nanite-infested fruitcake	3	crappy	Effect: "Starry-Eyed", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2007-12"
3048	hand-crafted fancy triple-distilled nanite-infested eggnog	6	EPIC	Effect: "Human-Orc Hybrid", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2007-12"
3049	squat El Vibrato power sphere	0		
3050	smooth eyepatch	0		Moxie: +15, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xBarrr"
3051	cutlass of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100
3052	beefcake's breeches	0		Muscle: +25, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xPotato"
3053	mood ring	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
3054	boiled extra-liquefied candy heart	0		Effect: "Oth-Jeal-O", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2007-02"
3055	galvanized ionized narrow cymbal syrup	0		Free Pull, Effect: "Creepin' Up on You", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2007-02"
3056	double-paned metallic foil cat ears	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Alters Page Text, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 7", Last Available: "2007-02"
3057	green narrow nanofiber cloth	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3058	pulsating iGoogly	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3059	theoretical string	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3060	synthetic stuffing	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3061	toy hoverpad	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3062	upside-down LED block	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3063	narrow gyroscope	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
3064	tumbling electrified cyborg doll	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2007-12"
3065	buckyball	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
3066	coward's toy maglev monorail	0		Monster Level: -20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2007-12"
3067	dollhive	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3068	toy deathbot	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3069	laser cannon	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3070	plexifoam chin strap	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3071	silicon-infused gluteal shield	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3072	carbonite visor	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3073	upside-down set of Unobtainium straps	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3074	polymorphic fastening apparatus	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3075	General Assembly Module	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3076	laser targeting chip	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3077	hi-density nylocite leg armor	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3078	kevlateflocite helmet	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3079	Bulky Buddy Box	0		Last Available: "2007-12", Wiki Name: "Bulky Buddy Box (hatchling)"
3080	jittery teddy borg	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3081	spinning medical-grade marionette collective	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2007-12"
3082	monomolecular yo-yo	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
3083	ghostly gray blob	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3084	padded borg sock monkey	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Last Available: "2007-12"
3085	Sherlock's shellacked roboduck-on-a-string	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2007-12"
3086	mylar scout drone	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3087	yellow blinking teddy borg sewing kit	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3088	biomechanical crimborg helmet of the empath of courage	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Spooky Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 37", Last Available: "2007-12"
3089	censurious arcane researcher's C.B.F.G.	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2007-12"
3090	quilted biomechanical crimborg leg armor of horror	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1.5xGhuol, cap 37", Last Available: "2007-12"
3091	polarized frozen altered vitachoconutriment capsule	0		Effect: "Stimulated Body", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2007-12"
3092	upside-down stiffened handmade hobby horse	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Last Available: "2007-12"
3093	tumbling arcane researcher's ball-in-a-cup	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Last Available: "2007-12"
3094	crafty set of jacks	0		Maximum MP: +10, Last Available: "2007-12"
3095	decent laser-broiled pear	4	good	Last Available: "2007-12"
3096	miser's polyalloy shield of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: 60, Last Available: "2007-12"
3097	twirling fish scaler	0		Last Available: "2007-12", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.33
3098	narrow killing feather	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3099	ring	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3100	blue robotronic egg	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3101	rogue swarmer	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3102	sawblade fragment	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3103	unstable laser battery	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3104	padded wicked vibrating cyborg knife	0		Spell Damage: +5, Damage Absorption: +20, Last Available: "2007-12"
3105	Tesla immense cyborg hand of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2007-12"
3106	tumbling squat miser's friendly padded cyborg stompin' boot	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Familiar Weight: +3, Meat Drop: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2007-12"
3107	deactivated RoboGoose	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3108	wobbly overclocked avian microprocessor	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2007-12"
3109	lime green Miniborg stomper	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3110	Miniborg strangler	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3111	olive Miniborg laser	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3112	Miniborg beeper	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3113	Miniborg hiveminder	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3114	Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3115	old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3116	Hodgman	0		
3117	huge Libram of Divine Favors	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12", Skill: "Summon Party Favor"
3118	squat divine noisemaker	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3119	mirror divine can of silly string	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3120	divine blowout	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3121	divine champagne popper	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3122	divine cracker	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3123	divine champagne flute	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3124	vacuum-sealed concentrated unsweetened fruitfilm	0		Effect: "Florid Cheeks", Effect Duration: 55
3125	triple-modified unsweetened piece of after eight	0		Effect: "Jerky, Boy", Effect Duration: 56
3126	hobo nickel	0		
3127	sandcastle	0		
3128	marshmallow	0		
3129	bland narrow teal roasted marshmallow	3	decent	
3130	disc	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3131	stale enchanted spinning tin cup of mulligan stew	3	decent	Effect: "Bloody-minded", Effect Duration: 35
3132	clever flamin' bindle of Leguizamo	0		Maximum MP: +20, Monster Level: +20
3133	upside-down ruddy beefcake's freezin' bindle	0		Muscle: +25, Maximum HP Percent: +40
3134	lightning-fast stinkin' bindle of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Initiative: +40
3135	aromatic arcane researcher's bindle	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Stench Resistance: +1
3136	lard-coated nasty sleazy bindle	0		Stench Damage: +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
3137	flame-retardant 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	0		Hot Resistance: +1
3138	supercharged Hodgman's whackin' stick	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30
3139	squat Van der Graaf rock-hard Hodgman's imaginary hamster	0		Damage Reduction: 5, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
3140	bouncing soft shoes	0		Single Equip
3141	twirling blue smartaleck's panhandle panhandling hat	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
3142	Jim Carey's cup of infinite pencils	0		Monster Level: +25, Damage Aura: 1
3143	ghostly lion tamer's Tesla Hodgman's disgusting technicolor overcoat	0		Experience (familiar): +2, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
3144	spinning a torn paper strip	0		
3145	shaking maroon El Vibrato translator	0		
3146	El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)"
3147	purple El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)"
3148	El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)"
3149	olive El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)"
3150	El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)"
3151	El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)"
3152	jittery El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)"
3153	narrow El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)"
3154	El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)"
3155	blinking El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)"
3156	El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes)"
3157	El Vibrato drone	0		
3158	cyan sparking El Vibrato drone	0		
3159	double-denatured frozen oxidized warm El Vibrato drone	0		Effect: "Aloofah", Effect Duration: 46
3160	magnetized double-nitrogenated blurry upside-down humming El Vibrato drone	0		Effect: "Educated (Kinda)", Effect Duration: 49
3161	corrupted El Vibrato drone	0		Effect: "Vanity Rage", Effect Duration: 47
3162	El Vibrato helmet	0		Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato, 1xFairy"
3163	El Vibrato energy spear	0		
3164	jittery El Vibrato leg guards	0		Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xGhuol"
3165	broken El Vibrato drone	0		
3166	fuchsia blurry repaired El Vibrato drone	0		
3167	augmented El Vibrato drone	0		
3168	quadruple-colloidal yellow huge seal eyeball	0		Effect: "Triangle, Man", Effect Duration: 40
3169	snack-sized decent turtle soup	2	good	Effect: "[598]A Little Bit Evil"
3170	evil noodles	0		
3171	narrow nauseating reagent	0		
3172	yellow spinning wholesome evil paper umbrella	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10
3173	double-adjusted squat evil vihuela	0		Effect: "Chlorophyll Flavor", Effect Duration: 64
3174	fancy stale evil boring spaghetti	4	decent	Effect: "The Rich Get Richer", Effect Duration: 25
3175	spoiled ghostly squat evil noodles	4	crappy	
3176	delicious special small evil noodles	2	awesome	Effect: "Sugar Smacks", Effect Duration: 40
3177	tasty evil painful penne pasta	4	awesome	
3178	stale 3vi1 pr0n m4nic0tti	3	decent	
3179	small decent huge evil ravioli della hippy	2	good	
3180	low-calorie stale narrow evil noodles	1	decent	
3181	denatured olive evil potion of potency	0		Effect: "Memory of Smarts", Effect Duration: 67
3182	flattened vacuum-sealed mirror wobbly evil libation of liveliness	0		Effect: "Insatiable Hunger", Effect Duration: 31
3183	denatured upside-down evil tomato juice of powerful power	0		Effect: "Nutrient-Rich", Effect Duration: 65
3184	quadruple-pickled aerosolized evil eyedrops of the ermine	0		Effect: "All Fired Up", Effect Duration: 23
3185	frozen deionized evil ointment of the occult	0		Effect: "Papowerful", Effect Duration: 41
3186	pressed evil serum of sarcasm	0		Effect: "Turn On, Tune In, Play Ball!", Effect Duration: 39
3187	cold-filtered wet tumbling evil philter of phorce	0		Effect: "EVISCERATE!", Effect Duration: 62
3188	mediocre an evil sump'm sump'm	4	decent	
3189	acceptable evil ducha de oro	3	good	
3190	mediocre evil horizontal tango	3	decent	
3191	lousy high-proof evil roll in the hay	10	decent	
3192	naughty origami kit	0		Last Available: "2008-02"
3193	naughty fortune teller	0		Softcore Only, Last Available: "2008-02"
3194	origami "gentlemen's" magazine	0		Softcore Only, Last Available: "2008-02"
3195	ghostly naughty paper shuriken	0		Last Available: "2008-02"
3196	prompt origami pasties	0		Adventures: +3, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2008-02"
3197	ribald sharpshooter's origami riding crop of incineration	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Damage: +10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2008-02"
3198	El Vibrato trapezoid	0		
3199	lump of coal	0		
3200	lump of diamond	0		
3201	thick padded envelope	0		
3202	jittery brainy KoL Con IV Pole of the brute of chilblains	0		Mysticality: +5, Muscle Percent: +30, Cold Damage: +25, Last Available: "2007-09"
3203	dwarvish magazine	0		
3204	dwarvish war helmet	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 41"
3205	dwarvish war mattock	0		
3206	upside-down pulsating dwarvish war kilt	0		Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 41"
3207	pulsating cyan dwarvish punchcard	0		
3208	blinking small laminated card	0		
3209	shaking pulsating maroon blinking laminated card	0		
3210	gray notbig laminated card	0		
3211	huge unlarge laminated card	0		
3212	dwarvish document	0		
3213	dwarvish paper	0		
3214	dwarvish parchment	0		
3215	overcharged El Vibrato power sphere	0		
3216	squat Fly-By-Knight Heraldry form	0		Free Pull
3217	El Vibrato Megadrone	0		
3218	jittery scandalous glowstick of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Damage: +5, Last Available: "2008-02", Raveosity: +1
3219	sane hatrack	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
3220	hobo code binder	0		Free Pull
3221	gator skin	0		
3222	medical-grade gatorskin umbrella of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
3223	sewer nuggets	0		
3224	cyan sewer wad	0		
3225	acceptable bottle of sewage schnapps	4	good	
3226	tolerable pulsating bottle of Ooze-O	4	good	
3227	decent blue C.H.U.M. chum	3	good	
3228	rotten unfortunate dumplings	4	crappy	
3229	decaying goldfish liver	0		
3230	aerosolized magnetized oil of oiliness	0		Effect: "Metal Speed", Effect Duration: 19
3231	yellow flame-retardant tattered paper crown	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xSombrero, cap 15"
3232	spoiled jumbo wobbly vanilla-frosted king cake	5	crappy	Last Available: "2008-03"
3233	inflatable duck	0		
3234	water wings	0		Wiki Name: "water wings"
3235	pulsating noodle	0		
3236	mirror Kissin' Cousins	0		Skill: "Awesome Balls of Fire"
3237	Tales from the Fireside	0		Skill: "Conjure Relaxing Campfire"
3238	Blizzards I Have Died In	0		Skill: "Snowclone"
3239	lime green Maxing, Relaxing	0		Skill: "Maximum Chill"
3240	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	0		Skill: "Eggsplosion"
3241	blinking Travels with Jerry	0		Skill: "Mudbath"
3242	Let Me Be!	0		Skill: "Raise Backup Dancer"
3243	Asleep in the Cemetery	0		Skill: "Creepy Lullaby"
3244	huge Summer Nights	0		Skill: "Grease Lightning"
3245	pulsating Sensual Massage for Creeps	0		Skill: "Inappropriate Backrub"
3246	jittery MacGyver's occult Ol' Scratch's ol' britches	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Maximum MP: +100, Class: "Sauceror", Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xPotato"
3247	careful studded Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Monster Level: -10, Class: "Sauceror", Familiar Effect: "hot atk"
3248	lion tamer's hale banded Ol' Scratch's ash can	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Maximum HP: +20, Experience (familiar): +2, Class: "Sauceror"
3249	pink plastic baby of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2008-03"
3250	twirling sausage	0		
3251	pulsating coward's experienced Frosty's silk hat	0		Experience: +2, Monster Level: -20, Class: "Seal Clubber", Familiar Effect: "cold atk"
3252	upside-down nasty resourceful Frosty's carrot	0		Maximum MP: +50, Stench Damage: +5, Class: "Seal Clubber", Single Equip
3253	scorching rock-hard boxer's Frosty's nailbat	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Damage Reduction: 5, Hot Damage: +25, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3254	jittery aromatic Oscus's pelt of temperance	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Class: "Pastamancer", Single Equip
3255	ruddy slick thinker's Wand of Oscus	0		Mysticality: +10, Moxie: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Class: "Pastamancer"
3256	smelly supercool Oscus's dumpster waders	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Class: "Pastamancer", Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xBarrr"
3257	maroon pulsating skewed careful educational Zombo's skullcap	0		Experience: +1, Monster Level: -10, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "spooky atk"
3258	rosewater-soaked banded quilted Zombo's shield	0		Damage Absorption: 140, Stench Resistance: +3, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
3259	greedy cool Zombo's grievous greaves	0		Moxie: +5, Meat Drop: +20, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xBarrr"
3260	huge perfumed dangerous Chester's moustache of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: 30, Stench Resistance: +5, Class: "Disco Bandit", Single Equip
3261	Sinatra's Chester's bag of candy of the sewer	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Stench Damage: +25, Class: "Disco Bandit"
3262	twirling toasty Chester's cutoffs of incineration	0		Hot Damage: +5, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Class: "Disco Bandit", Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1.5xGhuol"
3263	pulsating Sp'n-Zor's Grimoire of "Tasteful" Gifts	0		Last Available: "2008-04", Skill: "Summon Tasteful Items"
3264	teal candygram	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3265	bag of Crotchety Pine saplings	0		
3266	blurry bag of Saccharine Maple saplings	0		
3267	bag of Laughing Willow saplings	0		
3268	deionized handful of Crotchety Pine needles	0		Effect: "Feet of Watermelon", Effect Duration: 33
3269	modified flattened lump of Saccharine Maple sap	0		Effect: "Berry Berry Cold", Effect Duration: 21
3270	activated activated red spinning handful of Laughing Willow bark	0		Effect: "Corruption of Wretched Wally", Effect Duration: 56
3271	hale crotchety pants	0		Maximum HP: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Put Down Roots", Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 2xGhuol, cap 18"
3272	ghostly Saccharine Maple pendant of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spray Sap"
3273	blinking flame-retardant willowy bonnet	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Rouse Sapling", Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 18"
3274	flavored foot massage oil	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3275	ghostly tumbling dart	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3276	black-and-blue light	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3277	Loudmouth Larry Lamprey	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3278	resourceful studded belt	0		Maximum MP: +50, Last Available: "2008-04"
3279	bouncing personal massager	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3280	fuchsia personalized coffee mug	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2008-04"
3281	wobbly plasma ball	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3282	fuchsia chilly stick-on eyebrow piercing	0		Cold Damage: +5, Last Available: "2008-04"
3283	decent salad	4	good	
3284	perfumed C.H.U.M. lantern of the boozehound	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Booze Drop: +100
3285	greedy C.H.U.M. knife	0		Meat Drop: +20
3286	wobbly Frosty's snowball sack of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20
3287	quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3288	blue jittery shimmering tendrils	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3289	ghostly scintillating powder	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3290	abandoned candy	0		
3291	secret tropical island volcano lair map	0		
3292	cyan adorable seal larva	0		
3293	bouncing untamable turtle	0		
3294	macaroni duck	0		
3295	upside-down friendly cheez blob	0		
3296	pulsating spinning unusual disco ball	0		
3297	skewed stray chihuahua	0		
3298	pretty pink bow	0		
3299	tumbling huge smiley-face sticker	0		
3300	wobbly farfalle bow tie	0		
3301	mirror jalapeño slices	0		
3302	stick-on mini solar panels	0		
3303	sombrero	0		Sombrero Bonus: +10
3304	Argarggagarg's fang	0		
3305	teal Safari Jack's moustache	0		
3306	wobbly blue Yakisoba's hat	0		
3307	blurry Heimandatz's heart	0		
3308	Jocko Homo's head	0		
3309	shaking The Mariachi's guitar case	0		
3310	sealskin drum of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3311	Newton's washboard shield	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
3312	ribald spaghetti-box banjo	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Class: "Pastamancer"
3313	sage marinara jug	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Class: "Sauceror"
3314	careful makeshift castanets	0		Monster Level: -10, Class: "Disco Bandit"
3315	twirling Tesla left-handed melodica	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Class: "Accordion Thief"
3316	vaporized epic wad	1	good	
3317	bottlecap of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Single Equip
3318	blurry narrow corncob pipe of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Single Equip
3319	veiny Mr. Joe's bangles	0		Maximum HP: +10, Single Equip
3320	frayed rope belt of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100, Single Equip
3321	packet of mayfly bait	0		Last Available: "2008-05"
3322	yellow electrified mayfly bait necklace of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Summon Mayfly Swarm", Last Available: "2008-05"
3323	jittery Ol' Scratch's salad fork	0		
3324	tumbling Frosty's frosty mug	0		
3325	drinkable jar of fermented pickle juice	4	good	
3326	compressed blurry squat ghostly voodoo snuff	1	EPIC	
3327	rotten fancy ghostly extra-greasy slider	4	crappy	Effect: "Fiery Spirit", Effect Duration: 30
3328	avaricious smelly crumpled felt fedora	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +30, Familiar Effect: "0.75xVolley, 0.75xLep"
3329	careful groovy battered top-hat	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Monster Level: -10, Familiar Effect: "0.5xVolley, 0.75xFairy"
3330	tumbling chaotic smartaleck's shapeless wide-brimmed hat	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "0.75xLep, 0.75xFairy"
3331	skewed nippy shellacked mostly rat-hide leggings	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Cold Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xPotato"
3332	blurry greedy ribald hobo dungarees	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "0.5xVolley, 1xPotato"
3333	fuchsia mansplainer's patched suit-pants of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Monster Level: +15, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 0.5xFairy"
3334	hobo stogie	0		Single Equip
3335	rope with some soap on it	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Single Equip
3336	dead guy's piece of double-sided tape	0		
3337	jittery flame-wreathed medical-grade dead guy's memento	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Nonstackable Watch
3338	decent half-sized blurry banquet	2	good	
3339	sharpened hubcap	0		
3340	very caltrop	0		
3341	upside-down The Six-Pack of Pain	0		
3342	pulsating hobo monkey	0		
3343	bouncing bindle	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3344	squat bed of coals	0		
3345	air mattress	0		
3346	skewed filth-encrusted futon	0		
3347	teal comfy coffin	0		
3348	mattress	0		
3349	narrow dinged-up triangle	0		
3350	acceptable spirit-forward Ralph IX cognac	5	good	
3351	blinking llama lama cria	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2008-06"
3352	zen motorcycle	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3353	warmed lime green llama lama gong	0		Effect: "Amorphous Cheer", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2008-06"
3354	flavorless banana-frosted king cake	3	decent	Last Available: "2008-08"
3355	ghostly squat greasy brown plastic baby	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2008-08"
3356	plump juicy grub	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3357	shimmering moth	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3358	delectable fire ant	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3359	scrumptious ice ant	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3360	huge twirling stinkbug	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3361	yummy death watch beetle	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3362	tasty louse	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3363	adequate blinking mole molé	3	good	Last Available: "2008-06"
3364	tolerable Morlock's Mark Bourbon	3	good	Last Available: "2008-06"
3365	deionized activated tumbling Climate Colada	0		Effect: "Filled with Magic", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2008-06"
3366	pickled digital underground potion	0		Effect: "Amplified Fabulousness", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2008-06"
3367	interesting-looking twig	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3368	diluted glimmering roc feather	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2008-06"
3369	pickled glimmering phoenix feather	1		Last Available: "2008-06"
3370	dehydrated tumbling blurry glimmering penguin feather	1		Effect: "Gamer Rage", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2008-06"
3371	twisted ghostly skewed glimmering buzzard feather	1		Last Available: "2008-06"
3372	mixed glimmering raven feather	1		Last Available: "2008-06"
3373	powdered bouncing glimmering great tit feather	1		Last Available: "2008-06"
3374	house of twigs and spit	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3375	The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder	0		Skill: "The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder"
3376	Benetton's Medley of Diversity	0		Skill: "Benetton's Medley of Diversity"
3377	Elron's Explosive Etude	0		Skill: "Elron's Explosive Etude"
3378	Chorale of Companionship	0		Skill: "Chorale of Companionship"
3379	Prelude of Precision	0		Skill: "Prelude of Precision"
3380	narrow clever grievous Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Maximum MP: +20
3381	lightning-fast Ol' Scratch's stove door	0		Initiative: +40, Thorns: 1
3382	zippy thinker's Ol' Scratch's manacles of courage	0		Mysticality: +10, Spooky Resistance: +3, Initiative: +20, Single Equip
3383	up-at-dawn wicked Chester's sunglasses of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Spell Damage: +5, Adventures: +5, Single Equip
3384	bouncing Fonzie's Chester's muscle shirt of terror	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Spooky Spell Damage: +10
3385	bouncing stylish Chester's Aquarius medallion of the sewer	0		Moxie: +25, Stench Damage: +25, Single Equip
3386	bouncing zippy Zombo's shoulder blade of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Initiative: +20
3387	Zombo's skull ring of wisdom of the blizzard	0		Mysticality: +15, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
3388	Zombo's empty eye	0		
3389	teal Frosty's arm of wisdom of the cougar	0		Mysticality: +15, Moxie: +20
3390	knitted wicked Staff of the Deepest Freeze of bravery	0		Spell Damage: +5, Cold Resistance: +3, Spooky Resistance: +5
3391	pulsating Frosty's iceball	0		
3392	maroon weightlifter's Oscus's garbage can lid	0		Muscle: +15, Thorns: 1
3393	Oscus's neverending soda	0		
3394	Tesla strapping Oscus's flypaper pants	0		Muscle: +5, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xPotato"
3395	spinning Jeselnik's Hodgman's porkpie hat of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 0.5xVolley, 0.5xFairy"
3396	savvy brainy Hodgman's lobsterskin pants	0		Mysticality: +5, Mysticality Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato"
3397	Jack Frost's manspreader's Hodgman's bow tie	0		Monster Level: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
3398	hand-crafted enchanted Hodgman's blanket	3	EPIC	Effect: "Turn On, Tune In, Play Ball!", Effect Duration: 20
3399	practically non-alcoholic bad jar of squeeze	1	decent	
3400	spoiled tiny skewed bowl of fishysoisse	1	crappy	
3401	improved unsweetened mirror deadly lampshade	0		Effect: "Horrid, Torrid", Effect Duration: 56
3402	Vulcanized nitrogenated blurry maroon concentrated garbage juice	0		Effect: "[1701]Hip to the Jive", Effect Duration: 58
3403	lewd playing card	0		
3404	blinking electrified rock-hard Da Vinci's deck of lewd playing cards	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Damage Reduction: 5, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
3405	narrow experienced Hodgman's sock	0		Experience: +2, Single Equip
3406	quilted Hodgman's varcolac paw	0		Damage Absorption: +40
3407	Da Vinci's Hodgman's almanac	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5
3408	Hodgman's harmonica of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25
3409	asbestos-lined Hodgman's garbage sticker	0		Hot Resistance: +5
3410	lard-coated Hodgman's detector	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
3411	scandalous Hodgman's cane	0		Sleaze Damage: +5
3412	Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times	0		Skill: "Natural Born Scrabbler"
3413	maroon mirror Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics	0		Skill: "Thrift and Grift"
3414	Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin	0		Skill: "Abs of Tin"
3415	Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top	0		Skill: "Marginally Insane"
3416	olive hobo fortress blueprints	0		
3421	lime green box of fireworks	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire off a Roman Candle", Last Available: "2008-07", Item Drop (sporadic): +12.5
3422	corrupted pulsating blue sterno-flavored Hob-O	0		Effect: "Heart of Pink", Effect Duration: 47
3423	enhanced quantum bouncing frostbite-flavored Hob-O	0		Effect: "Adorable Lookout", Effect Duration: 11
3424	concentrated polymerized green fry-oil-flavored Hob-O	0		Effect: "Inebriate Pride", Effect Duration: 18
3425	galvanized garbage-juice-flavored Hob-O	0		Effect: "substats.enh", Effect Duration: 63
3426	galvanized concentrated upside-down strawberry-flavored Hob-O	0		Effect: "It's Electric!", Effect Duration: 21
3427	bouncing roll of Hob-Os	0		
3428	ionized blinking Everlasting Deckswabber	0		Effect: "X-Ray Vision", Effect Duration: 41
3430	bindle of joy	0		
3431	ghostly fuchsia cotton candy cocoon	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2008-08"
3432	green cotton candy cordial	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2008-08"
3433	spice melange	0		
3434	rattling cigar box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
3435	zippy quilted stirring stick	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Initiative: +20
3436	blurry therapeutic dance instructor's Staff of the Teapot Tempest of the businessman	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Meat Drop: +50, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
3437	stanky chaotic Da Vinci's Staff of the Black Kettle	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +25
3438	wholesome weightlifter's Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron of the wise owl	0		Muscle: +15, Mysticality: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +10
3439	Rainbow's Gravity	0		Skill: "Rainbow Gravitation", Last Available: "2008-07"
3440	altered squat spinning prismatic wad	1	decent	Last Available: "2008-07"
3441	pulsating flame-wreathed club of the five seasons	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2008-07"
3442	fuchsia wool rainbow crossbow	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2008-07"
3443	kitten	0		
3444	strapping webbed comic mask	0		Muscle: +5, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 2"
3445	pulsating green Junior Adventurer's kit	0		
3446	wobbly purple groovy prism necklace	0		Single Equip, Sporadic Thorns: 2.5
3447	smelly six-rainbow shield of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2008-07"
3448	rainbow bomb	0		Last Available: "2008-07"
3449	narrow cotton candy cone	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3450	upside-down cotton candy pinch	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3451	cotton candy smidgen	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3452	bouncing cotton candy skoshe	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3453	cotton candy plug	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3454	cotton candy pillow	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3455	cotton candy bale	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3456	arcane researcher's trusty torch	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Last Available: "2011-12"
3457	ribald Junior Adventurer's merit badge	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Single Equip
3458	altered STYX deodorant body spray	0		Effect: "Vented Spleen", Effect Duration: 60
3459	mediocre white-label gin	3	decent	
3460	spoiled bite-sized tin rations	1	crappy	
3461	fuchsia haiku challenge map	0		
3462	terrible poem	0		
3463	lousy skewed bottle of sake	3	decent	
3464	round pebble of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50
3465	flavorless Bash-Ōs cereal	3	decent	Wiki Name: "Bash-Os cereal"
3466	energetic grievous cool haiku katana	0		Moxie: +5, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spring Raindrop Attack", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Summer Siesta", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Falling Leaf Whirlwind", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Winter's Bite Technique", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "The 17 Cuts", Last Available: "2008-09"
3467	bargain flash powder	0		
3468	supercool plastic baby	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2008-12"
3469	rotten blueberry-frosted king cake	3	crappy	Last Available: "2008-12"
3470	bitty bathysphere	0		Familiar Weight: -20, Underwater Familiar, Familiar Effect: "adventure underwater"
3471	mirror damp boot	0		
3472	lion tamer's quilted Seasonal Beret of chilblains	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Experience (familiar): +2, Cold Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 25"
3473	twirling wobbly Bash-Ōs boxtop	0		Wiki Name: "Bash-Os boxtop"
3474	non-moist wet cranberry cordial	0		Effect: "Poker Faced", Effect Duration: 27
3475	dry squat cyan blurry blackberry polite	0		Effect: "Nature's Bounty", Effect Duration: 19
3476	moist liquefied tumbling plum lozenge	0		Effect: "Your Favorite Flavor", Effect Duration: 57
3477	pressed tumbling olive jittery pear lozenge	0		Effect: "Medieval Mage Mayhem", Effect Duration: 25
3478	alkaline energized peach lozenge	0		Effect: "Far Out", Effect Duration: 64
3479	purple balloon shield	0		Thorns: 1
3480	spot	0		
3481	red jittery uniclops egg	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2009-10"
3482	passed-out psychedelic bear	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2009-10"
3483	psychedelic bubble wand	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3484	tumbling eye 'n' horn shampoo	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3485	aerosolized blue glittery mascara	0		Effect: "Good Motivator", Effect Duration: 42
3486	dull fish scale	0		
3487	rough fish scale	0		
3488	pristine fish scale	0		
3489	decent yellow beefy fish meat	3	good	Effect: "Fishy", Effect Duration: 5
3490	moldy glistening fish meat	3	crappy	Effect: "Fishy", Effect Duration: 5
3491	spoiled olive slick fish meat	3	crappy	Effect: "Fishy", Effect Duration: 5
3492	stiffened fish scimitar of Calamity Jane	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Critical Hit Percent: +15
3493	Jeselnik's Tesla fish stick	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
3494	bouncing shaking Lo Pan's smartaleck's fish bazooka	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Spell Critical Percent: +30
3495	concentrated huge upside-down sea salt crystal	0		Effect: "Red-Shirted Escort", Effect Duration: 23
3496	deionized colloidal jittery bazookafish bubble gum	0		Effect: "Cool Spirit", Effect Duration: 45
3497	boozy perfectly mixed bottle of Pete's Sake	5	EPIC	
3498	pulsating invisible bag	0		Familiar Effect: "8xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2011-12"
3499	jittery witch hat	0		Familiar Effect: "8xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2011-12"
3500	blurry beholed bedsheet	0		Familiar Effect: "8xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2011-12"
3501	half-sized stale gray canapés	2	decent	
3502	modified thermos of brew	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-12"
3503	delicious practically non-alcoholic glass of brandy	1	awesome	Last Available: "2011-12"
3504	bouncing French slippers	0		
3505	green brainy LWA ring	0		Mysticality: +5
3506	spinning LARP membership card	0		Last Available: "2008-10"
3507	Scratch 'n' Sniff Sticker Tome	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2008-11", Skill: "Summon Stickers"
3508	shaking Lo Pan's scratch 'n' sniff sword	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Breakable, Last Available: "2008-11"
3509	twirling scratch 'n' sniff unicorn sticker	0		Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2008-11"
3510	twirling scratch 'n' sniff apple sticker	0		Experience: +2, Last Available: "2008-11"
3511	scratch 'n' sniff UPC sticker	0		Meat Drop: +25, Last Available: "2008-11"
3512	scratch 'n' sniff wrestler sticker	0		All Attributes Percent: +10, Last Available: "2008-11"
3513	scratch 'n' sniff dragon sticker	0		Spooky Damage: +3, Stench Damage: +3, Hot Damage: +3, Cold Damage: +3, Sleaze Damage: +3, Last Available: "2008-11"
3514	scratch 'n' sniff rock band sticker	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Spell Damage: +20, Last Available: "2008-11"
3515	red Socratic ganger bandana of the brazier	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk"
3516	eel skin	0		
3517	prompt eelskin hat	0		Adventures: +3, Familiar Effect: "atk", Thorns: [env(underwater)]
3518	shaking studded eelskin pants	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, MP regen", Thorns: [env(underwater)]
3519	Jack Frost's eelskin shield	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Thorns: [env(underwater)]
3520	blurry shark tooth	0		
3521	shark tooth necklace of the empath of the overflowing toilet	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
3522	shark jumper of vim and vigor of incineration	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Hot Spell Damage: +50
3523	extra-wet shark cartilage	0		Effect: "Cranberry Cordiality", Effect Duration: 44
3524	non-vacuum-sealed electrified twirling eel battery	0		Effect: "You Know Who to Call", Effect Duration: 56
3525	nitrogenated deionized temporary teardrop tattoo	0		Effect: "Slimily Speedy", Effect Duration: 50
3526	upside-down occult scratch 'n' sniff crossbow	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Breakable, Last Available: "2008-11"
3527	mutant rattlesnake egg	0		
3528	mutant fire ant egg	0		
3529	bouncing spinning mutant cactus bud	0		
3530	mutant gila monster egg	0		
3531	rattlesnake enrager	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3532	ant antidepressant	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3533	cactus monocle	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3534	Jawmaster 2000™	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3535	plans for depleted Grimacite hammer	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite hammer"
3536	plans for depleted Grimacite gravy boat	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite gravy boat"
3537	wobbly plans for depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt"
3538	plans for depleted Grimacite grappling hook	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite grappling hook"
3539	plans for depleted Grimacite ninja mask	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite ninja mask"
3540	plans for depleted Grimacite shinguards	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite shinguards"
3541	blinking plans for depleted Grimacite astrolabe	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite astrolabe"
3542	pulsating sinister depleted Grimacite hammer	0		Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2011-12"
3543	prompt depleted Grimacite gravy boat of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2011-12"
3544	censurious ribald depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-12"
3545	ghostly Annie Oakley's clever depleted Grimacite grappling hook	0		Maximum MP: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-12"
3546	stanky Fonzie's depleted Grimacite ninja mask	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2011-12"
3547	spinning Temple Grandin's Socratic depleted Grimacite shinguards	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Familiar Weight: +7, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xBarrr, cap 25", Last Available: "2011-12"
3548	frightening depleted Grimacite astrolabe of the businessman	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-12"
3549	ghostly Herculean KoL Con Cinco Piñata Bat of terror	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2008-09"
3550	resourceful propeller beanie	0		Maximum MP: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 7"
3551	mirror Temple Grandin's careful straw hat of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Monster Level: -10, Familiar Weight: +7, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy"
3552	ghostly wobbly family-friendly healthy octopus's spade of Calamity Jane	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Sleaze Resistance: +1
3553	soggy seed packet	0		
3554	glob of slime	0		
3555	special tasty sea carrot	3	awesome	Effect: "Hiding in Plain Sight", Effect Duration: 30
3556	small spoiled sea cucumber	2	crappy	
3557	spoiled miniature jittery sea avocado	2	crappy	
3558	spoiled gigantic sea lychee	10	crappy	
3559	tasty diet sea tangelo	1	awesome	
3560	adequate immense sea honeydew	8	good	
3561	improved pressed pressurized potion of puissance	0		Effect: "One Very Clear Eye", Effect Duration: 48
3562	adjusted pulsating pressurized potion of perspicacity	0		Effect: "Berry Experiential", Effect Duration: 26
3563	colloidal pressurized potion of pulchritude	0		Effect: "Aquarius Rising", Effect Duration: 55
3564	bad berry-infused sake	4	decent	
3565	hand-crafted citrus-infused sake	4	EPIC	
3566	aged melon-infused sake	4	awesome	
3567	slab of sponge	0		
3568	scandalous toasty sponge helmet of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Hot Damage: +5, Sleaze Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy"
3569	sharpshooter's wholesome spongy shield of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +10
3570	asbestos-lined fortified stylish square sponge pants	0		Moxie: +25, Damage Absorption: +60, Hot Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xPotato"
3571	huge flytrap pellet	0		
3572	huge baby cuddlefish	0		
3573	blinking six-armed sweater	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3574	slimy chest	0		
3575	sand dollar	0		
3576	squat flytrap bezoar	0		
3577	bezoar ring	0		
3578	huge candy cornucopia	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
3579	ballet slippers	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2008-12"
3580	maroon wriggling flytrap pellet	0		
3581	sushi-rolling mat	0		
3582	enchanted yummy green rice	4	awesome	Effect: "Frosty the Hitman", Effect Duration: 30
3584	flavorless irradiated candy cane	4	decent	Last Available: "2008-12"
3585	flavorless gingerbread mutant bugbear	4	decent	Last Available: "2008-12"
3586	drinkable gray oozenog	3	good	Last Available: "2008-12"
3587	boiled ionized sugar plum	0		Effect: "Marco Polarity", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2008-12"
3588	irradiated squat sugar banana	0		Effect: "init.enh", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2008-12"
3589	oxidized red sugar lime	0		Effect: "Donho's Bubbly Ballad", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2008-12"
3590	dry sugar cherry	0		Effect: "Anytwo Five Elevenis?", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2008-12"
3591	Mer-kin hookspear of the brute of the sewer	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Stench Damage: +25, Drops Meat
3592	Mer-kin takebag	0		Item Drop: +5
3593	red Mer-kin thingpouch	0		
3594	Mer-kin killscroll	0		
3595	non-Vulcanized purple mirror Mer-kin fastjuice	0		Effect: "From Nantucket", Effect Duration: 46
3596	cyan ghostly imitation crab crate	0		
3597	imitation crab meat	0		
3598	imitation crab zoea	0		
3599	teal bouncing scandalous crafty arcane researcher's moist sailor's cap	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Maximum MP: +10, Sleaze Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "stench atk"
3600	speargun of wisdom of the blizzard	0		Mysticality: +15, Cold Spell Damage: +25
3601	knitted compass	0		Cold Resistance: +3
3602	mirror broken diving helmet	0		
3603	porthole	0		
3604	rivet	0		
3605	bubblin' stone	0		
3606	tumbling chilly veiny slick diving helmet	0		Moxie: +10, Maximum HP: +10, Cold Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato"
3607	rosewater-soaked dog trainer's dance instructor's aerated diving helmet	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Experience (familiar): +1, Stench Resistance: +3, Adventure Underwater, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato"
3608	maroon live nautical mine	0		
3609	red skewed das boot	0		Familiar Weight: -10, Underwater Familiar, Familiar Effect: "adventure underwater"
3610	imitation whetstone	0		
3611	electrified sea grease	0		Effect: "Be a Mind Master", Effect Duration: 68
3612	sturdy Crimbo crate	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3613	pulsating battered Crimbo Crate	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3614	twitching claw	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3615	rigid carapace	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3616	pulsing flesh	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3617	enhanced concentrated pulsating green unstable DNA	0		Effect: "Squid Squint", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2008-12"
3618	The Spirit of Crimbo	0		Free Pull, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Recite 'The Spirit of Crimbo'", Last Available: "2008-12"
3619	wriggling tentacle	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3620	mass of wriggling tentacles	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3621	pair of twitching claws	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3622	gnashing teeth	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3623	chitinous pod	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3624	Van der Graaf parasitic claw	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2008-12"
3625	shaking shaking banded parasitic tentacles	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 5xBarrr, cap 7", Last Available: "2008-12"
3626	parasitic headgnawer of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 7", Last Available: "2008-12", Thorns: 1
3627	parasitic strangleworm of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Last Available: "2008-12"
3628	maroon pair of ragged claws	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3629	tumbling burrowgrub hive	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3630	Crimbo crate	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3631	quantum irradiated Gummi-DNA	0		Effect: "Electrolit Up", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2020-09"
3632	radioactive chew toy	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2008-12"
3633	Jack Frost's elven socks of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2008-12"
3634	bouncing rock-hard wizardly elven gloves	0		Mysticality: +25, Damage Reduction: 5, Last Available: "2008-12"
3635	fortified Socratic festive holiday hat	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Damage Absorption: +60, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 7", Last Available: "2008-12"
3636	mirror blinking patent shoes of James Dean of the boozehound	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2008-12"
3637	ribald Herculean gray bow tie	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Sleaze Damage: +10, Last Available: "2008-12"
3638	ghostly occult Da Vinci's penguin thesaurus	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Last Available: "2008-12"
3639	flavorless blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	3	decent	Effect: "Amorphous Cheer", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-06"
3640	huge seaweed	0		
3641	ghostly jamfish jam	0		
3642	dragonfish caviar	0		
3643	bouncing pufferfish spine	0		
3644	upside-down gravedigger's depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Last Available: "2007-06"
3645	drinkable irresponsibly strong fancy bouncing lime green canteen of wine	9	good	Effect: "Stregngth of the Gnome", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2008-12"
3646	decent diet elven <i>limbos</i> gingerbread	1	good	Last Available: "2008-12"
3647	elven whittling knife	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3648	magic dragonfish fry	0		
3649	map to Madness Reef	0		
3650	normal tiny toast with jam	1	good	Last Available: "2008-12"
3651	antlers	0		Familiar Weight: +4, Last Available: "2008-12"
3652	hand-crafted irresponsibly strong enchanted elven moonshine	10	EPIC	Effect: "Good Karma", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2008-12"
3653	flavorless wobbly knuckle sandwich	4	decent	Last Available: "2008-12", Wiki Name: "knuckle sandwich"
3654	Sherlock's boxer's psycho sweater	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2008-12"
3655	fin-bit wax	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3656	occult plastic Mob Penguin	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Last Available: "2008-12"
3657	tumbling pulsating frightening plastic mutant elf	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2008-12"
3658	plastic fat stack of cash of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Last Available: "2008-12"
3659	yellow wobbly plastic strand of DNA of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2008-12"
3660	spinning tumbling knitted plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2008-12"
3661	squat container of Putty	0		Last Available: "2009-01"
3662	sharpshooter's Putty mitre	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1.5xLep, 1.5xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2009-01"
3663	careful Fonzie's Putty leotard	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Monster Level: -10, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2009-01"
3664	flame-wreathed Putty ball	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2009-01"
3665	Putty sheet	0		Last Available: "2009-01"
3666	hale personal trainer's brawny Putty snake	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Maximum HP: +20, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2009-01"
3667	Putty monster	0		Last Available: "2009-01"
3668	reassuring glow-in-the-dark wristwatch of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Spooky Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-01", Nonstackable Watch
3669	wobbly glow-in-the-dark dart gun of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2009-01"
3670	beefcake's glow-in-the-dark burrowgrub	0		Muscle: +25, Last Available: "2009-01"
3671	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
3672	spoiled can of franks 'n' beans	4	crappy	Last Available: "2010-12"
3673	delicious weak bottle of peppermint schnapps	2	awesome	Last Available: "2010-12"
3674	throbbing rage gland	0		Skill: "Vent Rage Gland"
3675	twirling Mer-kin pressureglobe	0		
3676	pulsating Mer-kin foodbucket	0		
3677	Sherlock's diving muff	0		Item Drop: +25, Single Equip
3678	mediocre practically non-alcoholic salinated mint julep	1	decent	
3679	pulsating wobbly ink bladder	0		
3680	esca	0		
3681	bubbling tempura batter	0		
3682	globe of Deep Sauce	0		
3683	map to the Marinara Trench	0		
3684	normal half-sized tempura carrot	2	good	
3685	miniature toothsome tempura cucumber	2	awesome	
3686	flavorless pulsating tempura avocado	3	decent	
3687	spoiled sea broccoli	3	crappy	
3688	adequate half-sized sea cauliflower	2	good	
3689	bite-sized moldy pulsating tempura broccoli	1	crappy	
3690	bland miniature tempura cauliflower	2	decent	
3691	decent half-sized upside-down sea blueberry	2	good	
3692	fancy bland sea persimmon	4	decent	Effect: "Neuroplastici Tea", Effect Duration: 35
3693	extra-Vulcanized narrow blinking pressurized potion of perception	0		Effect: "Be a Mind Master", Effect Duration: 15
3694	super-pickled galvanized bouncing pressurized potion of proficiency	0		Effect: "Goldentongue", Effect Duration: 37
3695	Mer-kin digpick of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100
3696	blue anemone nematocyst	0		
3697	high-pressure seltzer bottle	0		
3698	velcro ore	0		
3699	teflon ore	0		
3700	squat vinyl ore	0		
3701	map to Anemone Mine	0		
3702	marine aquamarine	0		
3703	valve wheel	0		
3704	waterlogged bootstraps	0		
3705	ribald sharpshooter's velcro broadsword of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Sleaze Damage: +10
3706	flame-wreathed padded velcro paddle ball of mayonnaise	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
3707	skewed manspreader's occult velcro shield	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Monster Level: +10, Item Drop: +5
3708	wobbly coward's Fonzie's velcro boots of the sewer	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Monster Level: -20, Stench Damage: +25, Single Equip
3709	blue smartaleck's non-stick pugil stick of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Moxie Percent: +30
3710	weightlifter's teflon spatula of vim and vigor of the scaredy-cat	0		Muscle: +15, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Monster Level: -15
3711	tumbling ghostly flame-wreathed boxer's cool teflon shield	0		Moxie: +5, Muscle Percent: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +10
3712	upside-down reassuring smelly boxer's teflon swim fins	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +1, Single Equip
3713	red aromatic baleful 7-inch discus	0		Spell Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +1
3714	stiffened PVC staff of the boozehound	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Item Drop: +5, Booze Drop: +100
3715	pulsating tumbling frosty veiny thinker's vinyl shield	0		Mysticality: +10, Maximum HP: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +10
3716	Lo Pan's rock-hard vinyl boots of the empath	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Familiar Weight: +5, Single Equip
3717	decaying oar	0		
3718	gray fishhook	0		
3719	lantern	0		
3720	decaying pole	0		
3721	decaying paddle	0		
3722	tarnished ring	0		
3723	tarnished rod	0		
3724	blinking brittle plastic handle	0		
3725	maroon foggy glass globe	0		
3726	possessed tomato	0		
3727	Nardz energy beverage	0		
3728	pile of coins	0		
3729	hand grenegg	0		
3730	caret	0		
3731	gray jittery Temple Grandin's glass gnoll eye	0		Familiar Weight: +7
3732	galvanized purple cigar butt	0		Effect: "All Glory To the Toad", Effect Duration: 17
3733	sharpshooter's beefy manly bloomers	0		Muscle: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, 1xGhuol, cap 13"
3734	Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	0		
3735	fat wallet	0		
3736	savvy handwarmer of temperance	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Single Equip
3737	asbestos-lined flame-retardant lighter	0		Hot Resistance: 6
3738	adequate thick packet of beer nuts	5	good	
3739	Boozehounds Anonymous token	0		
3740	handful of bees	0		
3741	spectral jelly	0		
3742	ionized liquefied olive squat jellyfish gel	0		Effect: "It Tickles!  It Tickles!", Effect Duration: 67
3743	squat unstable quark	0		
3744	blue mirror software glitch	0		
3745	fumble formula	0		Recipe: "concoction of clumsiness"
3746	vampire pearl	0		
3747	mother's secret recipe	0		Recipe: "white chocolate chip brownies"
3749	nitrogenated maroon concoction of clumsiness	0		Effect: "Electrolit Up", Effect Duration: 20
3750	tumbling Tesla vampire pearl earring	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip
3751	rotten snack-sized chocolate chip brownies	2	crappy	
3753	Libram of Love Songs	0		Last Available: "2009-02", Skill: "Summon Love Song"
3754	galvanized Vulcanized adjusted love song of vague ambiguity	0		Effect: "One Very Clear Eye", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2009-02"
3755	moist magnetized upside-down shaking love song of smoldering passion	0		Effect: "Cheered Up", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2009-02"
3756	adjusted shaking love song of icy revenge	0		Effect: "Boschface", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2009-02"
3757	alkaline ghostly love song of sugary cuteness	0		Effect: "Wreathed in Merriment", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2009-02"
3758	ionized moist love song of disturbing obsession	0		Effect: "Sweet and Red", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2009-02"
3759	non-improved love song of naughty innuendo	0		Effect: "Video Game Hot Dog", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2009-02"
3760	enhanced aerosolized breath mint	0		Effect: "Educated (Sorta)", Effect Duration: 57
3761	auspicious vampire pearl ring	0		Item Drop: +10, Single Equip
3762	red mirror lion tamer's vampire pearl necklace	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Single Equip
3763	practically non-alcoholic aged slug of vodka	1	awesome	
3764	hand-crafted slug of rum	4	EPIC	
3765	weak tolerable slug of shochu	2	good	
3766	artisanal screwdiver	4	EPIC	
3767	weak artisanal spinning dew yoana lei	2	EPIC	
3768	weak hand-crafted lychee chuhai	2	EPIC	
3769	watered-down mediocre salacious screwdiver	2	decent	
3770	bad high-proof mirror dew yoana salacious lei	7	decent	
3771	smooth green salacious lychee chuhai	3	awesome	
3772	artisanal special skewed Alewife&trade; Ale	3	EPIC	Effect: "Boon of She-Who-Was", Effect Duration: 15
3773	seaode	0		
3774	squat map to the Dive Bar	0		
3775	Mer-kin pinkslip	0		
3776	lime green healthy Rosewater's pink pinkslip slip	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr"
3777	family-friendly sea salt scrubs	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Item Drop: +5
3778	bouncing flame-wreathed resourceful weightlifter's amber aviator shades	0		Muscle: +15, Maximum MP: +50, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
3779	dry galvanized hair of the fish	0		Effect: "Sticky Hands", Effect Duration: 21
3780	MacGyver's Da Vinci's supercool nurse's hat	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Experience (Mysticality): +5, Maximum MP: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk"
3781	blank prescription sheet	0		
3782	mixed jittery bottle of melodramamine	1		Effect: "Craft Tea", Effect Duration: 30
3783	diluted bottle of extra-strength melodramamine	1		
3784	cyan pulsating paranormal ricotta	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3785	smoking talon	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3786	vampire glitter	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3787	wine-soaked bone chips	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3788	crumbling rat skull	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3789	twitching trigger finger	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3799	spinning Apathargic Bandersnatch	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
3800	huge aquaviolet jub-jub bird	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Familiar Effect: "mys stats"
3801	crimsilion jub-jub bird	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Equips On: "Frumious Bandersnatch", Familiar Effect: "mus stats"
3802	huge charpuce jub-jub bird	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Equips On: "Frumious Bandersnatch", Familiar Effect: "mox stats"
3803	ribald Sinatra's wizardly Mer-kin roundshield	0		Mysticality: +25, Experience (Moxie): +5, Sleaze Damage: +10
3804	red miser's asbestos-lined Mer-kin breastplate	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +10
3805	purple savvy Mer-kin sneakmask of extreme caution	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Monster Level: -25, Combat Rate (Underwater): -5, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy"
3806	shaking tumbling Mer-kin prayerbeads	0		
3807	double-polarized blue Mer-kin hidepaint	0		Effect: "Saucefingers", Effect Duration: 64
3808	huge Mer-kin trailmap	0		
3809	Mer-kin healscroll	0		
3810	blurry Mer-kin lockkey	0		
3811	ghostly Mer-kin stashbox	0		
3812	huge tasty huge chocolate-frosted king cake	6	awesome	Last Available: "2009-06"
3813	plastic baby of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-06"
3815	pulsating midget clownfish	0		
3816	half-height unicycle	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3817	normal sea radish	3	good	
3818	perfumed Jim Carey's sinister halibut	0		Spell Damage: +10, Monster Level: +25, Stench Resistance: +5
3819	eel sauce	0		
3820	quilted water-polo mitt	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Single Equip
3821	altered triple-aerosolized colloidal blurry syringe	0		Effect: "[1609]Dancin' Fool", Effect Duration: 20
3822	wand	0		Familiar Effect: "fishy spells", Sporadic Damage Aura: [0.2475*env(underwater)]
3823	oxidized nitrogenated alkaline skewed wad of cotton	0		Effect: "In Tuna", Effect Duration: 58
3824	Grandma's Note	0		
3825	blurry Grandma's Fuchsia Yarn	0		
3826	mirror Grandma's Chartreuse Yarn	0		
3827	plastic oyster egg	0		
3828	bouncing Grandma's Map	0		
3829	bland tempura radish	3	decent	
3830	squat lime green dance instructor's water-polo cap	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr"
3831	delicious Typical Tavern swill	4	awesome	
3832	smooth weak blurry tropical swill	2	awesome	
3833	bad spirit-forward fruity girl swill	5	decent	
3834	perfectly mixed watered-down blended swill	2	EPIC	
3835	costume wardrobe	0		Softcore Only
3836	ghostly up-at-dawn gravedigger's Lo Pan's sharpshooter's Elvish sunglasses	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Spooky Damage: +10, Adventures: +5, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play an Accordion Solo", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play a Guitar Solo", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play a Drum Solo", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play a Flute Solo", Last Available: "2009-04"
3837	lime green anniversary safety glass vest of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20
3838	curative anniversary burlap belt	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
3839	frightening anniversary balsa wood socks	0		Spooky Damage: +5
3840	anniversary latex mask	0		Familiar Weight: +1
3841	Tesla anniversary pewter cape	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
3842	groovy out-of-tune biwa	0		Moxie Percent: +10
3843	reassuring dented harmonica	0		Spooky Resistance: +1
3844	zippy foul-smelling magic whistle	0		Stench Damage: +10, Initiative: +20
3845	electrified plastic blowgun	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
3846	energetic healthy Herculean jungle drum	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +20
3847	double-paned hippy bongo	0		Cold Resistance: +5
3848	huge knob bugle of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100
3849	bouncing squat resourceful 4-dimensional guitar of the boozehound	0		Maximum MP: +50, Booze Drop: +100
3850	MacGyver's boxing glove	0		Maximum MP: +100
3851	blurry Temple Grandin's studded experienced boxing glove on a spring	0		Experience: +2, Damage Absorption: +80, Familiar Weight: +7
3852	rosewater-soaked half-sized guitar of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Stench Resistance: +3
3853	purple zippy dance instructor's bass drum	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Initiative: +20
3854	fuchsia pixel boomerang of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15
3855	cyan horrifying rock-hard world's smallest violin of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Damage Reduction: 5, Spooky Damage: +25
3856	bouncing shaking Usain Bolt's ocarina of space of James Dean of the sweet-tooth	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Candy Drop: +100, Initiative: +80
3857	teal a butt tuba of the ox	0		Muscle: +20
3858	shellacked bone flute	0		Damage Reduction: 7
3859	hardened infernal fife	0		Damage Reduction: 3
3860	lime green charming flute of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15
3861	leaf of grass	0		
3862	thinker's grass whistle of the early riser	0		Mysticality: +10, Adventures: +7
3863	bouncing horrifying plastic guitar of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Spooky Damage: +25
3864	groovy finger cymbals	0		Moxie Percent: +10
3865	blurry avaricious kettle drum of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Meat Drop: +30
3866	inspector's padded double-barreled sling	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Item Drop: +15
3867	red gravedigger's magilaser blastercannon of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Damage: +10
3868	smelly energetic hanky&#363;	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Wiki Name: "frigid hankyu"
3869	lime green flame-wreathed Newton's ultimate ultimate frisbee	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Hot Spell Damage: +10
3870	stolen office supplies	0		
3871	lard-coated office-supply crossbow of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
3872	asbestos-lined pocket theremin	0		Hot Resistance: +5
3873	shaking prompt reassuring rave whistle	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Adventures: +3, Raveosity: +1
3874	hellseal hide	0		
3875	shredded hellseal hide	0		
3876	hellseal brain	0		
3877	huge burst hellseal brain	0		
3878	tumbling hellseal sinew	0		
3879	torn hellseal sinew	0		
3880	hellseal disguise	0		
3881	squat Jack Frost's clever fouet de tortue-dressage	0		Maximum MP: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Apprivoisez la tortue"
3882	encoded cult documents	0		
3883	wobbly cult memo	0		
3884	decoded cult documents	0		Skill: "Bind Spaghetti Elemental"
3885	energized energized huge vial of slime	0		Effect: "Okee-Dokee, Smokee", Effect Duration: 39
3886	denatured vial of slime	0		Effect: "Big Meat Big Prizes", Effect Duration: 19
3887	tarnished wet vial of slime	0		Effect: "Can Has Cyborger", Effect Duration: 36
3888	enhanced upside-down wobbly vial of slime	0		Effect: "Well-Lubed", Effect Duration: 67
3889	wet non-nitrogenated vial of slime	0		Effect: "Hoity Toity", Effect Duration: 39
3890	adjusted quadruple-pressed vial of violet slime	0		Effect: "Feelin' Philosophical", Effect Duration: 66
3891	cold-filtered vial of vermilion slime	0		Effect: "Fit To Be Tide", Effect Duration: 48
3892	wet spinning bouncing vial of amber slime	0		Effect: "Night Vision", Effect Duration: 41
3893	energized flattened extra-irradiated vial of chartreuse slime	0		Effect: "Worth Your Salt", Effect Duration: 57
3894	irradiated modified vial of teal slime	0		Effect: "Nigh-Invincible", Effect Duration: 65
3895	nitrogenated enhanced twirling vial of indigo slime	0		Effect: "Wet Jaw", Effect Duration: 11
3896	warmed blurry maroon vial of slime	0		Effect: "The Halls of Moxiousness", Effect Duration: 24
3897	nitrogenated huge vial of brown slime	0		Effect: "Extra-Wet", Effect Duration: 31
3898	bottle of G&uuml;-Gone	0		
3901	blinking seal-blubber candle	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3902	figurine of a wretched-looking seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3903	figurine of a baby seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3904	bouncing figurine of an armored seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3905	figurine of an seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3906	blinking figurine of a sleek seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3907	figurine of a shadowy seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3908	huge figurine of a stinking seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3909	figurine of a charred seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3910	figurine of a seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3911	red figurine of a slippery seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3912	huge imbued seal-blubber candle	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3913	watered-down bad blended swill with a fly in it	2	decent	
3914	turtle wax	0		
3915	baleful turtle wax shield	0		Spell Damage: +25
3916	turtle wax helmet of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato, 0.5xFairy, cap 10"
3917	olive turtle wax greaves of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xBarrr, cap 10"
3918	flame-wreathed meat shield	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10
3919	turtlemail bits	0		
3920	hale turtlemail coif	0		Maximum HP: +20, Item Drop: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 20"
3921	shaking gravedigger's dance instructor's turtlemail breeches	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Spooky Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, 1.5xFairy, cap 20"
3922	sharpshooter's turtlemail hauberk of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +10
3923	hedgeturtle	0		
3924	twirling spiky turtle helmet of the ox of the scaredy-cat	0		Muscle: +20, Monster Level: -15, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 32"
3925	wobbly spiky turtle shoulderpads of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Thorns: 2
3926	twirling blue veiny spiky turtle shield of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: 110
3927	blurry turtling rod	0		Class: "Turtle Tamer"
3928	syncopated turtle	0		
3929	grinning turtle	0		
3930	colloidal tainted seal's blood	0		Effect: "Blessing of the Frozen Tortellini", Effect Duration: 12
3931	vibrating severed flipper of the blizzard	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3932	ingot of seal-iron	0		
3933	smartaleck's bad-ass club of the detective	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Item Drop: +20, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3934	squat sealbone	0		
3935	moist unsweetened modified hyperinflated seal lung	0		Effect: "Smoky Third Eye", Effect Duration: 54
3936	Vulcanized frozen shaking scrap of shadow	0		Effect: "Polar Express", Effect Duration: 16
3937	pickled wet fustulent seal grulch	0		Effect: "Cold, Dead Hands", Effect Duration: 31
3938	smooth club of corruption	0		Moxie: +15, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3939	friendly corrupt club of corruption	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3940	corrupt club of corrupt corruption of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3941	grievous Socratic evil-ass club of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3942	mirror blue lion tamer's nasty-ass club of the pedagogue of the early riser	0		Experience: +3, Experience (familiar): +2, Adventures: +7, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3943	ghostly wholesome Rosewater's infernal toilet brush	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3944	chilly shadowy seal eye of bravery	0		Cold Damage: +5, Spooky Resistance: +5, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3945	squat rock-hard oyster egg balloon	0		Damage Reduction: 5
3946	Clan VIP Lounge invitation	0		Free Pull
3947	gray Clan VIP Lounge key	0		Free Pull
3948	Meat	0		
3949	treasure chest	0		
3950	key	0		
3951	Baron von Ratsworth	0		
3952	monocle	0		
3953	purple mink	0		
3954	teddy butler	0		
3955	squat upside-down martini	0		
3956	crazy bastard sword	0		
3957	tin of caviar	0		
3958	supercharged bejeweled cufflinks	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Single Equip
3959	razor-sharp garish pinky ring	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25
3960	shaking red energetic designer sunglasses	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Single Equip
3961	spinning executive Fonzie's opera glasses	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Meat Drop: +40
3962	designer handbag	0		
3963	bouncing Clan pool table	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2009-05"
3964	cell phone	0		Familiar Weight: +10
3965	warmed quadruple-cold-filtered upside-down cube of billiard chalk	0		Effect: "Disco Concentration", Effect Duration: 31
3966	zippy gravedigger's Newton's hot-ass club	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Spooky Damage: +10, Initiative: +20, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3967	jittery up-at-dawn curative dangerous frigid-ass club	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Adventures: +5, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3968	scorching dog trainer's Tesla creepy-ass club	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Hot Damage: +25, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3969	super-vacuum-sealed sizzling seal fat	0		Effect: "Sweetened and Fattened", Effect Duration: 51
3970	wobbly Lo Pan's Fonzie's Abyssal ember	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3971	triple-electrified super-tarnished frost-rimed seal hide	0		Effect: "Sepia Tan", Effect Duration: 37
3972	mansplainer's seal spine of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Monster Level: +15, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3973	non-wet seal lube	0		Effect: "Blessing of Bulbazinalli", Effect Duration: 38
3974	family-friendly groovy mannequin leg	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3975	Jeselnik's sharpshooter's padded tortoise	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Sleaze Damage: +25
3976	Temple Grandin's careful tortoboggan	0		Monster Level: -10, Familiar Weight: +7, Single Equip
3977	painted turtle	0		
3978	jittery lard-coated supercool painted shield	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
3979	twirling sleeping wereturtle	0		
3980	shell	0		
3981	ghostly torquoise	0		
3982	up-at-dawn personal trainer's torquoise ring	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Adventures: +5, Single Equip
3983	twirling dueling turtle	0		
3984	horrifying deadly dueling banjo	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Spooky Damage: +25
3985	soup turtle	0		
3986	samurai turtle	0		
3987	twirling medical-grade therapeutic samurai turtle helmet	0		HP Regen Min: 12, HP Regen Max: 17, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato, cap 6"
3988	ghostly turtle shell	0		
3989	yellow turtle shell powder	0		
3990	turtle shell helmet of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cap 8"
3991	slime-soaked hypophysis	0		Skill: "Slimy Sinews"
3992	slime-soaked brain	0		Skill: "Slimy Synapses"
3993	spinning slime-soaked sweat gland	0		Skill: "Slimy Shoulders"
3994	gray narrow security blankie	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3995	skewed bundle of chamoix	0		
3996	boxcar turtle	0		
3997	dolphin whistle	0		
3998	yellow metrognome	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3999	infant sandworm	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4000	olive string of dingle balls	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
4001	mixed fuchsia shaking squat agua de vida	1	decent	Last Available: "2009-06"
4002	pulsating mirror razor-sharp wizardly tortoboggan shield	0		Mysticality: +25, Weapon Damage Percent: +25
4003	bottle of moontan lotion	0		
4004	ruddy soup-chucks	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40
4005	alkaline vacuum-sealed ballast turtle	0		Effect: "Armor-Plated", Effect Duration: 69
4006	shaking memory of some amino acids	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4007	shaking memory of a C	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4008	memory of an A	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4009	wobbly memory of a G	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4010	memory of a T	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4011	yellow pulsating memory of a CA base pair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4012	huge tumbling memory of a CG base pair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4013	blue memory of a CT base pair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4014	memory of an AG base pair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4015	memory of an AT base pair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4016	memory of a GT base pair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4017	blurry squirming Slime larva	0		
4018	aromatic greaves	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, cap 37"
4019	bouncing undissolvable contact lenses	0		
4020	flame-wreathed piece of rebar of Flo-Jo	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Initiative: +100
4021	prompt flame-wreathed healthy shovel	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Adventures: +3
4022	censurious sizzling necklace of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Hot Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +3
4023	yellow wobbly censurious fireproof Samson's speargun	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Hot Resistance: +3, Sleaze Resistance: +3
4024	narrow skewed miser's dog trainer's compass	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Meat Drop: +10
4025	greasy Jack Frost's helmet of the glutton	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Food Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy"
4026	manspreader's wholesome lantern of Calamity Jane	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Monster Level: +10
4027	sizzling greaves of incineration of the sweet-tooth	0		Hot Damage: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Candy Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 0.5xBarrr"
4028	perfumed therapeutic smartaleck's club	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Stench Resistance: +5, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
4029	huge memory of a grappling hook	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4030	memory of a small stone block	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4031	memory of a stone block	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4032	memory of half a stone circle	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4033	mirror memory of a stone half-circle	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4034	memory of an iron key	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4035	pulsating tumbling memory of a crystal	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4036	caustic slime nodule	0		
4037	stale slimy sweetbreads	3	decent	
4038	delicious narrow red slimy fermented bile bladder	4	awesome	
4039	dried blurry olive slimy alveolus	1		
4040	memory of a cultist's robe	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-06"
4041	double-paned Lo Pan's pig-iron helm	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Cold Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 22", Last Available: "2009-06"
4042	bouncing fireproof strapping pig-iron shinguards	0		Muscle: +5, Hot Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, 1.5xFairy, cap 22", Last Available: "2009-06"
4043	up-at-dawn pig-iron bracers of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Adventures: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-06"
4044	spinning wumpus hair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4045	wumpus-hair bolo	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4046	wumpus-hair net	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4047	blurry stiffened wumpus-hair whip	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Last Available: "2009-06"
4048	blinking strapping wumpus-hair wig of the pedagogue of courage	0		Muscle: +5, Experience: +3, Spooky Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol, cap 25", Last Available: "2009-06"
4049	electrified smooth wumpus-hair loincloth	0		Moxie: +15, Item Drop: +5, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 5", Last Available: "2009-06"
4050	coward's personal trainer's wumpus-hair sweater	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Monster Level: -20, Last Available: "2009-06"
4051	grievous ring of teleportation	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Single Equip
4052	green glass of baboon milk	1	crappy	Last Available: "2009-06"
4053	banana milkshake	1	super EPIC	Last Available: "2009-06"
4054	delicious high-proof White Hyborian	7	awesome	Last Available: "2009-06"
4055	razor-sharp goblin hunting spear	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Last Available: "2009-06"
4056	Sherlock's goblin autoblowgun of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2009-06"
4057	skewed tribal beads of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Last Available: "2009-06"
4058	hardy stone fist of Leguizamo	0		Maximum HP: +50, Monster Level: +20, Last Available: "2009-06"
4059	blinking stone head of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Last Available: "2009-06"
4060	Indigo Party Invitation	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4061	Violet Hunt Invitation	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4062	Blue Milk Club Card	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4063	blinking pulsating yellow Mecha Mayhem Club Card	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4064	bouncing teal 'Smuggler Shot First' Button	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4065	Spacefleet Communicator Badge	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4066	Ruby Rod	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4067	essence of heat	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4068	essence of kink	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4069	essence of	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4070	twirling essence of stench	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4071	mirror blue essence of fright	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4072	essence of	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4073	Supreme Being Glossary	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4074	jittery blinking multi-pass	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4075	purple chilly brainy villainous scythe	0		Mysticality: +5, Cold Damage: +5, Slime Hates It: +2
4076	ghostly avaricious baneful bandolier of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Meat Drop: +30, Slime Hates It: +1
4077	olive Jack Frost's diabolical crossbow of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Slime Hates It: +1
4078	zippy Jim Carey's malevolent medallion	0		Monster Level: +25, Initiative: +20, Slime Hates It: +1, Single Equip
4079	wizardly strapping corrosive cowl	0		Muscle: +5, Mysticality: +25, Slime Hates It: +1, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato, 0.5xFairy"
4080	frosty weightlifter's grisly shield	0		Muscle: +15, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Slime Hates It: +1
4081	blurry squat studded forbidden corroded breeches	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Damage Absorption: +80, Slime Hates It: +1, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xPotato"
4082	avaricious pernicious cudgel of the sweet-tooth	0		Meat Drop: +30, Candy Drop: +100, Slime Hates It: +1
4083	flavorless cupcake-in-a-cup	4	decent	Last Available: "2009-06"
4084	pool of liquid	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4085	moldy squat protein paste	4	crappy	Last Available: "2009-06"
4086	wool baleful cyber-mattock	0		Spell Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2009-06"
4087	facehugging alien	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4088	X-37 gun	0		Breakable, Last Available: "2009-06"
4089	nitrogenated neurostim pill	0		Effect: "Spring Training", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2009-06"
4090	cold-filtered electrified blurry physiostim pill	0		Effect: "Muddled", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2009-06"
4091	slimy cyst	0		
4092	small slimy cyst	0		
4093	medium slimy cyst	0		
4094	slimy cyst	0		
4095	frosty peawee marble	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10
4096	brown crock marble of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5
4097	narrow smooth China marble	0		Moxie: +15
4098	double-paned lemonade marble	0		Cold Resistance: +5
4099	greasy bumblebee marble	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
4100	mirror quilted jet bennie marble	0		Damage Absorption: +40
4101	greedy Jack Frost's beige clambroth marble	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Meat Drop: +20
4102	medical-grade steely marble	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
4103	baleful beach ball marble of James Dean of doom	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +50
4104	ghostly asbestos-lined catseye marble	0		Hot Resistance: +5
4105	blurry jittery wicked bumboozer marble	0		Spell Damage: +5
4106	savvy chamoisole	0		Mysticality Percent: +20
4107	energized skewed upside-down bitter pill	0		Effect: "Amorous Avarice", Effect Duration: 14
4108	Tesla quilted monstrous monocle	0		Damage Absorption: +40, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2009-06", Synergetic
4109	lightning-fast rosewater-soaked musty moccasins	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2009-06", Synergetic
4110	wobbly reassuring clever molten medallion	0		Maximum MP: +20, Spooky Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2009-06", Synergetic
4111	skewed double-paned Lo Pan's brazen bracelet	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Cold Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2009-06", Synergetic
4112	stiffened bitter bowtie of the sewer	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Stench Damage: +25, Last Available: "2009-06", Synergetic
4113	Fonzie's bewitching boots	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Last Available: "2009-06", Synergetic
4114	bouncing secret from the future	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4115	moist sack	0		
4116	mirror steel-toed studded strapping rickety unicycle	0		Muscle: +5, Damage Absorption: +80, Damage Reduction: 9, Single Equip
4117	huge nasty dog trainer's thinker's crusty hula hoop	0		Mysticality: +10, Experience (familiar): +1, Stench Damage: +5, Single Equip
4118	Samson's Coily&trade; of horror of courage	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +3
4119	hardy wholesome grievous school flying disc	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Maximum HP: +50
4120	sizzling lawn dart of dire peril of the storm	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Hot Damage: +10
4121	twirling prompt Jeselnik's wagon of the cheetah	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Initiative: +60, Adventures: +3
4122	wad of slimy rags	0		
4123	purple scandalous crown-shaped beanie of the sewer of the glutton	0		Stench Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +5, Food Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xGhuol"
4124	red jittery Van der Graaf rosy-cheeked hopping socks of the brazier	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Hot Spell Damage: +25, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip
4125	greasy poodle skirt of the brazier of horror	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy"
4126	fireproof Annie Oakley's letterman's jacket of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Hot Resistance: +3
4127	huge forbidden dance instructor's brawny hardened slime hat	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy"
4128	upside-down forbidden hardened slime pants of extreme caution of horror	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Monster Level: -25, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato"
4129	reassuring friendly vibrating hardened slime belt	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Familiar Weight: +3, Spooky Resistance: +1, Single Equip
4130	maroon empty agua de vida bottle	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4131	dehydrated jittery lime green boot plant	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2009-06"
4132	drinkable sham champagne	3	good	Last Available: "2009-06"
4133	diffused colloidal magnetized teal tempura air	0		Effect: "Big Ol' Glass of Rum", Effect Duration: 67
4134	enhanced pressurized potion of pneumaticity	0		Effect: "Thick, Sick", Effect Duration: 16
4135	moveable feast	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2009-11", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.35
4136	perfumed Tesla wholesome educational Bag o' Tricks	0		Experience: +1, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Stench Resistance: +5, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Open the Bag o' Tricks", Last Available: "2009-07"
4137	twirling slime stack	0		
4138	a rumpled paper strip	0		
4139	a creased paper strip	0		
4140	upside-down yellow a folded paper strip	0		
4141	a crinkled paper strip	0		
4142	a crumpled paper strip	0		
4143	a ragged paper strip	0		
4144	a ripped paper strip	0		
4145	scandalous funny paper hat	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 2"
4146	dry Vulcanized sand	0		Effect: "Prideful Strut", Effect Duration: 67
4147	tumbling wholesome banded charged magnet	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2009-09"
4148	twirling stone sphere	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2009-09"
4149	quadroculars	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2009-09"
4150	lint	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4151	deionized ionized anodized wobbly dubious peppermint	0		Effect: "Highland Sheen", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2020-09"
4152	irradiated cyan squat Elvish delight	0		Effect: "Piratastic", Effect Duration: 52
4153	rockfish stomach	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4154	mirror live lobster	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4155	wok lobster	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4156	huge pebbles	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4157	fuchsia gravel	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4158	rock	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4159	rock lobster	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4160	hand-crafted tumbling pebblebr&auml;u	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2009-09"
4161	bland bouncing rocky road ice cream	3	decent	Last Available: "2009-09"
4162	extra-strength rubber bands	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4163	alkaline magnetized polymerized children of the candy corn	0		Effect: "Phairly Pheromonal", Effect Duration: 42
4164	vacuum-sealed liquefied purple Good 'n' Slimy	0		Effect: "Flower Power", Effect Duration: 53
4165	censurious lion tamer's razor-sharp Staff of the Soupbone	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Experience (familiar): +2, Sleaze Resistance: +3
4166	spinning dance instructor's Voluminous Radio Pants	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Familiar Effect: "2xGhoul, cap 37"
4167	smelly Voluminous Radio Hat	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhoul, cap 37"
4168	Voluminous Radio Sneakers of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Single Equip
4169	spinning teal 4-d camera	0		
4170	shaking 4-d camera	0		
4171	crystallized memory	0		
4172	spinning mansplainer's rock helmet	0		Monster Level: +15, Familiar Effect: "1xGhuol, cap 25"
4173	olive rock pants of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Familiar Effect: "1.5xBarrr, 1xGhuol, cap 25"
4174	purple scorching rock necklace	0		Hot Damage: +25, Single Equip
4175	spaghetti cult robe	0		
4176	blurry sugar sheet	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4177	Tome of Sugar Shummoning	0		Free Pull, Skill: "Summon Sugar Sheets"
4178	shaking razor-sharp sugar shotgun	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Breakable, Last Available: "2009-09"
4179	flame-retardant sugar shillelagh	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Breakable, Last Available: "2009-09"
4180	sugar shank of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, Breakable, Last Available: "2009-09"
4181	mansplainer's healthy Rosewater's sugar chapeau	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Monster Level: +15, Breakable, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xVolley, 2xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2009-09"
4182	purple knitted sugar shorts	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Breakable, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 1xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2009-09"
4183	shaking sugar shield	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Breakable, Last Available: "2009-09"
4184	shaking slime convention swag bag	0		
4185	slime convention flyers	0		
4186	slime convention coupons	0		
4187	slime convention pin of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10
4188	skewed pulsating slime convention t-shirt	0		
4189	shaking inverse geode	0		
4190	yellow control crystal	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4191	slick sugar shirt	0		Moxie: +10, Breakable, Last Available: "2009-09"
4192	sugar shard	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4193	prompt rave visor	0		Adventures: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1.5xPotato, cap 37", Raveosity: +2
4194	occult baggy rave pants	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 37", Raveosity: +2
4195	inspector's pacifier necklace	0		Item Drop: +15, Single Equip, Raveosity: +2
4196	sea cowbell	0		
4197	sea	0		
4198	sea lasso	0		
4199	narrow shaking frosty shellacked hardened sea cowboy hat	0		Damage Reduction: 10, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xLep"
4200	skewed grouper fangirl	0		
4201	mirror gill rings	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4202	blue urchin roe	0		
4203	pet anemone	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4204	Mer-kin cheatsheet	0		
4205	Mer-kin wordquiz	0		
4206	electrified Rosewater's brand new key	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
4207	dorsal fin of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5
4208	jittery skate skates	0		
4209	skate skin	0		
4210	roller skate decoy	0		
4211	mermaid's purse	0		
4212	ghostly underwater slingshot	0		
4213	shellacked skate blade of courage	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Spooky Resistance: +3
4214	spangly unitard	0		
4215	Temple Grandin's Oprah's collapsible baton	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Familiar Weight: +7
4216	groupie lipstick	0		
4217	groupie bra	0		
4218	aerosolized blinking mirror groupie spangles	0		Effect: "Covetous Robbery", Effect Duration: 14
4219	scandalous hardy skate board	0		Maximum HP: +50, Sleaze Damage: +5
4220	S.A.V.E. flyer	0		
4221	upside-down grievous yield shield	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2009-09"
4222	twirling map to the Skate Park	0		
4223	squamous polyp	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4224	unspeakable lozenges	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2009-10"
4225	roller skate doll	0		
4226	chilly Star of Bravery	0		Cold Damage: +5, Single Equip
4227	olive hungover chauvinist pig	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2010-10"
4228	pulsating perfectly ordinary frog	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2010-10"
4229	wobbly amphibious tophat	0		Equips On: "Dancing Frog", Familiar Effect: "adventure underwater"
4230	bottle of Cochon Noir	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4231	ice skate decoy	0		
4232	ice skate doll	0		
4233	mirror hacienda key	0		
4234	squat educational pat&eacute; knife	0		Experience: +1
4235	upside-down salt-shaker	0		
4236	can of sterno	0		
4237	Fonzie's cheese-slicer	0		Experience (Moxie): +1
4238	small rotten special beef jerky	2	crappy	Effect: "Healthy Blue Glow", Effect Duration: 25
4239	brainy pipe wrench	0		Mysticality: +5
4240	improved non-frozen cyan gun cleaning kit	0		Effect: "Truly Gritty", Effect Duration: 15
4241	ghostly healthy sleep mask	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Blind, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 37"
4242	nasty sock garters	0		Stench Damage: +5, Single Equip
4243	unsweetened mariachi toothpaste	0		Effect: "Hyperoxygenated Blood", Effect Duration: 41
4244	slick leather-bound tome	0		Moxie: +10
4245	bookmark	0		
4246	stiffened ivory cue ball	0		Damage Reduction: 1
4247	mediocre practically non-alcoholic decanter of fine Scotch	1	decent	
4248	dehydrated skewed spinning expensive cigar	1		Effect: "Tomato Power", Effect Duration: 5
4249	tophat	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4250	fisherman's sack	0		
4251	fish-oil smoke bomb	0		
4252	ionized moist warmed vial of squid ink	0		Effect: "Spooky Blur", Effect Duration: 64
4253	quantum green twirling potion of speed	0		Effect: "Patent Alacrity", Effect Duration: 34
4254	bark	0		Last Available: "2009-10"
4255	wobbly Wolfman Nardz	0		Last Available: "2009-10"
4256	pickled skewed sap	0		Effect: "Mariachi Mood", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2009-10"
4257	petrified wood	0		Last Available: "2009-10"
4258	delicious blurry chocolate-covered scarab beetle	3	awesome	Last Available: "2009-10"
4259	mediocre mulled cider	4	decent	Last Available: "2009-10"
4260	wolfman mask	0		Familiar Effect: "8xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2009-10"
4261	blurry pumpkinhead mask	0		Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2009-10"
4262	squat mummy costume	0		Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2009-10"
4263	blue spinning Ax of L'rose	0		Last Available: "2009-10"
4264	medical-grade bark boxers	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xVolley, cap 10", Last Available: "2009-10"
4265	bark beret of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, 2.5xLep, cap 10", Last Available: "2009-10"
4266	ghostly groovy bark bracelet	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Single Equip
4267	tumbling forbidden Krakrox's Loincloth of the storm	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Class: "Seal Clubber", Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 2xPotato, cap 31"
4268	Lo Pan's quilted Galapagosian Cuisses	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, MP regen, cap 31"
4269	fuchsia stiffened fortified Angelhair Culottes	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Damage Reduction: 1, Class: "Pastamancer", Familiar Effect: "1.5xPotato, 2xGhoul, cap 31"
4270	chilly Tesla Newman's Own Trousers	0		Cold Damage: +5, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Class: "Sauceror", Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xPotato, cap 31"
4271	avaricious medical-grade Volartta's bellbottoms	0		Meat Drop: +30, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Class: "Disco Bandit", Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1.5xFairy, cap 31"
4272	blue smelly veiny Lederhosen of the Night	0		Maximum HP: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Class: "Accordion Thief", Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xGhuol, cap 31"
4273	improved blinking ribbon candy	0		Effect: "La Bamba", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2020-09"
4274	wobbly Underworld acorn	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2009-10"
4275	Underworld trunk	0		Last Available: "2009-10"
4276	beefy Underworld truncheon of the cougar of chilblains	0		Muscle: +10, Moxie: +20, Cold Damage: +25, Last Available: "2009-10"
4277	blinking stanky Annie Oakley's Rosewater's Staff of the Woodfire	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2009-10"
4278	huge double-paned toasty Oprah's Underworld flail	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Hot Damage: +5, Cold Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2009-10"
4279	blurry Mer-kin cancerstick	0		
4280	Mer-kin sawdust	0		
4281	Jim Carey's brainy Mer-kin bunwig	0		Mysticality: +5, Monster Level: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley"
4282	ghostly aromatic wicked slick crappy Mer-kin mask	0		Moxie: +10, Spell Damage: +5, Stench Resistance: +1, Adventure Underwater, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xBarrr"
4283	mirror steel-toed quilted crappy Mer-kin tailpiece	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Damage Reduction: 9, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy"
4284	jittery up-at-dawn veiny boxer's Mer-kin gladiator mask	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Maximum HP: +10, Adventures: +5, Adventure Underwater, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr"
4285	pulsating lightning-fast hardened groovy Mer-kin scholar mask	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Damage Reduction: 3, Initiative: +40, Adventure Underwater, Familiar Effect: "cold atk"
4286	purple vibrating smartaleck's Mer-kin gladiator tailpiece of the boozehound	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Booze Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy"
4287	Jack Frost's rosy-cheeked Mer-kin scholar tailpiece of horror	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1.5xBarrr, 1xFairy"
4288	jittery lard-coated stiffened Mer-kin headguard of the sewer	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Stench Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk"
4289	Tesla Mer-kin waistrope	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
4290	upside-down greasy Jim Carey's Mer-kin facecowl of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Monster Level: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
4291	olive Newton's Mer-kin thighguard	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3
4292	chaotic stiffened smooth Mer-kin dodgeball	0		Moxie: +15, Damage Reduction: 1, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ball Bust", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ball Sweat", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ball Sack"
4293	ribald Mer-kin dragnet of the ox of the sewer	0		Muscle: +20, Stench Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Net Gain", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Net Loss", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Net Neutrality"
4294	wobbly executive baleful Mer-kin switchblade of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Spell Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +40, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blade Sling", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blade Roller", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blade Runner"
4295	crystal orb of spirit wrangling	0		
4296	red depleted uranium seal figurine	0		
4297	olive extremely unsafe Newton's Ass-Stompers of Violence of Calamity Jane	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Stomp Ass"
4298	up-at-dawn educational Brand of Violence of incineration	0		Experience: +1, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Adventures: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Brand"
4299	flame-retardant gravedigger's shellacked Novelty Belt Buckle of Violence	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Spooky Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +1, Single Equip
4300	frosty Lens of Violence of the scaredy-cat of the businessman	0		Monster Level: -15, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Violent Gaze", Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr"
4301	up-at-dawn flame-wreathed Pigsticker of Violence of terror	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Adventures: +5
4302	flame-wreathed beefy Jodhpurs of Violence of the early riser	0		Muscle: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Adventures: +7, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Mosh", Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato"
4303	dance instructor's smartaleck's thinker's Cold Stone of Hatred	0		Mysticality: +10, Moxie Percent: +30, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Chilling Grip"
4304	medical-grade Da Vinci's Girdle of Hatred of the sweet-tooth	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Candy Drop: +100, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Tighten Girdle"
4305	greasy rock-hard Staff of Simmering Hatred of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Damage Reduction: 5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
4306	miser's toasty Pantaloons of Hatred of mayonnaise	0		Hot Damage: +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Meat Drop: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "[7156]Static Shock", Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 2xVolley"
4307	zippy quilted smooth Fuzzy Slippers of Hatred	0		Moxie: +15, Damage Absorption: +40, Initiative: +20, Single Equip
4308	dance instructor's Lens of Hatred of Leguizamo of Flo-Jo	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Monster Level: +20, Initiative: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Hateful Gaze", Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xBarrr"
4309	wobbly teal wholesome Treads of Loathing of temperance of the boozehound	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Booze Drop: +100, Single Equip, Cloathing
4310	shaking Jack Frost's occult Scepter of Loathing of the bloodbag	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Maximum HP: +100, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Cloathing
4311	squat cyan inspector's razor-sharp Belt of Loathing of the brazier	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: +15, Single Equip, Cloathing
4312	lightning-fast Sherlock's beefcake's Goggles of Loathing	0		Muscle: +25, Item Drop: +25, Initiative: +40, Cloathing, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, 1.5xBarrr"
4313	Jim Carey's occult Stick-Knife of Loathing of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Monster Level: +25, Cloathing
4314	nippy wicked Da Vinci's Jeans of Loathing	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Spell Damage: +5, Cold Damage: +10, Cloathing, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xPotato"
4315	squat hale Annual Ascot	0		Maximum HP: +20
4316	sizzling Samson's Sledgehammer of the V&aelig;lkyr of horror	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Hot Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Class: "Seal Clubber", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Bashing Slam Smash"
4317	prompt inspector's stiffened Flail of the Seven Aspects	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Item Drop: +15, Adventures: +3, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Turtle of Seven Tails"
4318	rosewater-soaked supercool Wrath of the Capsaician Pastalords of Calamity Jane	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Stench Resistance: +3, Class: "Pastamancer", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Noodles of Fire"
4319	Tesla Windsor Pan of the Source of the dark arts of the cheetah	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Initiative: +60, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Class: "Sauceror", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Saucemageddon"
4320	scandalous Seeger's Unstoppable Banjo of the brute of the empath	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Familiar Weight: +5, Sleaze Damage: +5, Class: "Disco Bandit", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Funk Bluegrass Fusion"
4321	Sherlock's asbestos-lined hardened padded The Trickster's Trikitixa	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Damage Reduction: 3, Hot Resistance: +5, Item Drop: +25, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Extreme High Note"
4322	blinking gravedigger's coward's Fonzie's Claw of the Infernal Seal	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Monster Level: -20, Spooky Damage: +10, Class: "Seal Clubber", Single Equip
4323	blinking wool supercharged extremely unsafe Garter of the Turtle Poacher	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Cold Resistance: +1, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Single Equip
4324	lion tamer's grievous Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Experience (familiar): +2, Class: "Pastamancer", Single Equip
4325	mirror narrow razor-sharp wizardly Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob of the overflowing toilet	0		Mysticality: +25, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Class: "Sauceror", Single Equip
4326	greasy clever Bling of the New Wave of the early riser	0		Maximum MP: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Adventures: +7, Class: "Disco Bandit", Single Equip, Extra Pickpocket
4327	huge skewed zippy rock-hard Socratic La Hebilla del Cintur&oacute;n de Lopez	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Damage Reduction: 5, Initiative: +20, Class: "Accordion Thief", Single Equip
4328	suspicious stocking	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2009-12"
4329	bag of many confections	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4330	adequate candy kneecapping stick	3	good	Last Available: "2009-12"
4331	decent half-sized narrow licorice garrote	2	good	Last Available: "2009-12"
4332	lime green dance instructor's candy knuckles	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Last Available: "2009-12"
4333	normal jawbruiser	3	good	Last Available: "2010-12"
4334	cold-filtered chocolate car	0		Effect: "Educated (Kinda)", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2009-12"
4335	crafty plastic 11 Dealer	0		Maximum MP: +10, Last Available: "2009-12"
4336	wholesome plastic Crimbo Casino	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2009-12"
4337	foul-smelling plastic stocking mimic	0		Stench Damage: +10, Last Available: "2009-12"
4338	bouncing Rosewater's plastic Don Crimbo	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Last Available: "2009-12"
4339	Lo Pan's plastic Crimbomination	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Last Available: "2009-12"
4340	oxidized ghostly ghostly Piddles	0		Effect: "Reedy Pipes", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2009-12"
4341	enhanced BitterSweetTarts	0		Effect: "Tenacity of the Snapper", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2009-12"
4342	magnetized cold-filtered twirling Polka Pop	0		Effect: "Okee-Dokee, Smokee", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2009-12"
4343	blinking Crimbuck	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4344	Crimbo wreath	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4345	string of Crimbo lights	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4346	maroon plastic Crimbo reindeer	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4347	blinking gingerbread house	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4348	leftover Crimbo rations	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4349	curative snow hat	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, cap 12", Last Available: "2009-12"
4350	huge blue squat boxer's snow pants	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xPotato, cap 12", Last Available: "2009-12"
4351	rosy-cheeked snow belly	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-12"
4352	pulsating pile of loose snow	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4353	Crimbough	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4354	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1	0		Skill: "Holiday Weight Gain", Last Available: "2009-12"
4355	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2	0		Skill: "Jingle Bells", Last Available: "2009-12"
4356	upside-down A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3	0		Skill: "Candyblast", Last Available: "2009-12"
4357	spinning A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4	0		Skill: "Surge of Icing", Last Available: "2009-12"
4358	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5	0		Skill: "Stealth Mistletoe", Last Available: "2009-12"
4359	gray A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6	0		Skill: "Cringle's Curative Carol", Last Available: "2009-12"
4360	spoiled expired can of franks 'n' beans	4	crappy	Last Available: "2009-12"
4361	weak acceptable expired bottle of peppermint schnapps	2	good	Last Available: "2009-12"
4362	snow halo	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2009-12"
4363	elf resistance button	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4364	tarnished jittery shaking elven suicide capsule	0		Effect: "Tingly Elbows", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2009-12"
4365	miniature spoiled penguin focaccia bread	2	crappy	Last Available: "2009-12"
4366	irresponsibly strong artisanal special herringcello	6	EPIC	Effect: "The Dark Lord Rides in Force Tonight", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2009-12"
4367	artisanal elven cellocello	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2009-12"
4368	wobbly wrench handle	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4369	handful of headless bolts	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4370	bottle of agitprop ink	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4371	handful of wires	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4372	chunk of cement	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4373	grappling hook	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4374	gray elf ear	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4375	spiraling shape	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4376	Crimbomination Contraption	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4377	rosewater-soaked throwing wrench	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2009-12"
4378	mirror wobbly grievous pair of bolt cutters	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2009-12"
4379	hale poison pen	0		Maximum HP: +20, Last Available: "2009-12"
4380	aromatic speed limit shield	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2009-12"
4381	lime green twirling lightning-fast thinker's live wire	0		Mysticality: +10, Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2009-12"
4382	blinking flame-retardant greasy misfit dolly	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2009-12"
4383	healthy stylish misfit hobby horse	0		Moxie: +25, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2009-12"
4384	groovy beefcake's misfit teddy bear	0		Muscle: +25, Moxie Percent: +10, Last Available: "2009-12"
4385	asbestos-lined pocketwatch on a chain of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2009-12"
4386	curative Sinatra's cement sandals	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-12"
4387	rock-hard forbidden night-vision goggles	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Damage Reduction: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-12"
4388	squat passable elf mask	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2", Last Available: "2009-12"
4389	Da Vinci's peanut brittle shield	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Last Available: "2009-12"
4390	skewed Red Rover BB gun of the scaredy-cat of the cheetah	0		Monster Level: -15, Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2009-12"
4391	reassuring red-and-green sweater	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "[7094]Static Shock", Last Available: "2009-12"
4392	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	0		Skill: "Summon Crimbo Candy", Last Available: "2009-12"
4393	anodized dry squat huge Crimbo peppermint bark	0		Effect: "In Tuna", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2009-12"
4394	unsweetened unsweetened Crimbo fudge	0		Effect: "Je Ne Sais Porquoise", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2009-12"
4395	alkaline cold-filtered Crimbo pecan	0		Effect: "Bilious Brains", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2009-12"
4396	upside-down Jack-in-the-box	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4397	teal crank handle	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2009-12"
4398	cheese ball	0		Last Available: "2010-01"
4399	narrow vibrating cheese sword	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2010-01", Stinky Cheese
4400	toasty cheese diaper	0		Hot Damage: +5, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1.5xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2010-01", Stinky Cheese
4401	greedy cheese wheel	0		Meat Drop: +20, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2010-01", Stinky Cheese
4402	occult cheese eye	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Give Your Opponent the Stinkeye", Last Available: "2010-01", Stinky Cheese
4403	purple shaking frightening resourceful quilted Staff of Queso Escusado	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Maximum MP: +50, Spooky Damage: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2010-01", Stinky Cheese
4405	foreign box	0		
4406	The Art of Slapfighting	0		Class: "Seal Clubber", Skill: "Iron Palm Technique", Last Available: "2010-06"
4407	Uncle Romulus	0		Class: "Turtle Tamer", Skill: "Curiosity of Br'er Tarrypin", Last Available: "2010-03"
4408	tumbling A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	0		Class: "Pastamancer", Skill: "Stringozzi Serpent", Last Available: "2010-04"
4409	spinning ghostly Zu Mannk&auml;se Dienen	0		Class: "Sauceror", Skill: "K&auml;seso&szlig;esturm", Last Available: "2010-01"
4410	The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones	0		Class: "Disco Bandit", Skill: "Kung Fu Hustler", Last Available: "2011-01"
4411	bouncing Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	0		Class: "Accordion Thief", Skill: "Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration", Last Available: "2010-02"
4412	decent quantum taco	0	???	Last Available: "2010-10"
4413	boozy hand-crafted Schr&ouml;dinger's thermos	0	???	Last Available: "2010-04"
4414	blue colorful plastic ball	0		Last Available: "2010-01"
4415	sealhide hood of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 40"
4416	studded sealhide leggings	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, cap 40"
4417	frosty sealhide cloak	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10
4418	spinning purple quilted sealhide buckler	0		Damage Absorption: +40
4419	ruddy sealhide whip	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40
4420	curative sealhide moccasins	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip
4421	olive skewed ribald sealhide gloves	0		Sleaze Damage: +10
4422	sealhide belt of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20
4423	spinning sealhide snare	0		
4424	gray puzzling trophy	0		
4425	extra-flattened warmed pulsating sealhide seal doll	0		Effect: "Tightly-Wound Spine", Effect Duration: 38
4426	hymnal	0		Skill: "Canticle of Carboloading"
4428	cool glowstick on a string	0		Moxie: +5, Raveosity: +1
4429	pulsating hardy candy necklace	0		Maximum HP: +50, Single Equip, Raveosity: +1
4430	censurious teddybear backpack	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Raveosity: +1
4431	blue NPZR chemistry set	0		Last Available: "2011-08"
4432	polarized flattened spinning invisibility potion	0		Effect: "You Ate Some Hemp Candy", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2011-08"
4433	deionized deionized irresistibility potion	0		Effect: "Buff as a Baobab", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2011-08"
4434	warmed irritability potion	0		Effect: "Deep-Seated Rage", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2011-08"
4436	cube	0		Last Available: "2011-02"
4438	hellseal whisker	0		
4439	hellseal claw	0		
4440	blue dangerous guard turtle shell	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 40"
4441	savvy crowbar	0		Mysticality Percent: +20
4442	yellow spaghetti cult rosary of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25
4443	blinking smooth spaghetti cult mask	0		Moxie: +15, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xGhuol, cap 38"
4444	guard turtle collar	0		Familiar Damage: +10
4445	pulsating frightening spangly mariachi pants	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "2xFairy, 2xPotato, cap 37"
4446	pulsating cool spangly mariachi vest of the sweet-tooth	0		Moxie: +5, Candy Drop: +100
4447	spangly sombrero of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "2xFairy, 2xPotato, cap 37"
4448	diluted squat Instant Karma	1	decent	
4449	painting of a landscape	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4450	map to The Landscaper's Lair	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4451	spinning thinker's pointy hat	0		Mysticality: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 27", Last Available: "2010-04"
4452	shellacked machetito	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Last Available: "2010-04"
4453	lawnmower blade of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2010-04"
4454	grass clippings	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
4455	friendly The Landscaper's leafblower	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2010-04"
4456	jittery snowball	0		
4457	spinning huge snailmail bits	0		
4458	inspector's beefy snailmail coif	0		Muscle: +10, Item Drop: +15, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 41"
4459	ghostly mirror manspreader's sinister snailmail breeches	0		Spell Damage: +10, Monster Level: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 0.5xFairy, cap 41"
4460	snailmail hauberk of the storm of the glutton	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Food Drop: +100
4461	quadruple-pickled super-liquefied seal-brain elixir	0		Effect: "Antsy in your Pantsy", Effect Duration: 41
4462	nitrogenated magnetized blue chocolate seal-clubbing club	0		Effect: "Benetton's Medley of Diversity", Effect Duration: 66
4463	improved corrupted chocolate turtle totem	0		Effect: "Mighty Shout", Effect Duration: 56
4464	liquefied blurry chocolate pasta spoon	0		Effect: "Spooky Demeanor", Effect Duration: 68
4465	wet squat chocolate saucepan	0		Effect: "familiar.enq", Effect Duration: 51
4466	frozen upside-down chocolate disco ball	0		Effect: "Phorcefullness", Effect Duration: 56
4467	moist green chocolate stolen accordion	0		Effect: "Mortarfied", Effect Duration: 54
4468	Libram of BRICKOs	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2010-02", Skill: "Summon BRICKOs"
4469	BRICKO brick	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4470	BRICKO eye brick	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4471	tumbling experienced BRICKO hat	0		Experience: +2, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 7", Last Available: "2010-02"
4472	huge stanky BRICKO pants	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, 2xLep, 1xPotato, cap 22", Last Available: "2010-02"
4473	tumbling lard-coated BRICKO sword	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2010-02"
4474	BRICKO ooze	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4475	purple BRICKO bat	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4476	BRICKO oyster	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4477	BRICKO turtle	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4478	BRICKO elephant	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4479	blinking BRICKO octopus	0		Last Available: "2010-02", Wiki Name: "BRICKO octopus (item)"
4480	upside-down BRICKO python	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4481	BRICKO vacuum cleaner	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4482	BRICKO airship	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4483	BRICKO cathedral	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4484	cyan BRICKO gargantuchicken	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4485	BRICKO pyramid	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4486	BRICKO pearl	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4487	ghostly squat gravedigger's BRICKO bulwark	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Last Available: "2010-02"
4488	BRICKO trunk	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4489	gilded BRICKO brick	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4490	mirror cyan gilded BRICKO chalice	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4491	BRICKO brick	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4492	BRICKO brick	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4493	broken BRICKO brick	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4494	cyan BRICKO reactor	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4495	blue BRICKO egg	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4496	mirror extra-heavy BRICKO brick	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2010-02"
4497	oxidized irradiated recording of The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder	0		Effect: "Bats in the Belfry", Effect Duration: 65
4498	double-altered altered skewed recording of Benetton's Medley of Diversity	0		Effect: "Stevedave's Shanty of Superiority", Effect Duration: 64
4499	flattened polarized red wobbly recording of Elron's Explosive Etude	0		Effect: "Took Eleven", Effect Duration: 48
4500	boiled dry recording of Chorale of Companionship	0		Effect: "The Rich Get Richer", Effect Duration: 22
4501	oxidized moist recording of Prelude of Precision	0		Effect: "Hennaliciousness", Effect Duration: 36
4502	quantum wobbly recording of Donho's Bubbly Ballad	0		Effect: "Night of the Nachos", Effect Duration: 28
4503	pickled diffused purple recording of Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	0		Effect: "Greased-Up Familiar", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2010-02"
4504	pulsating chaotic supercharged heart of the volcano	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Spell Critical Percent: +10
4505	altered boiled Northern pemmican	0		Effect: "Sappy Blood", Effect Duration: 39
4506	squat cyan puzzling ribbon	0		
4507	Clan looking glass	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2010-03"
4508	non-pressed dry quadruple-concentrated &quot;DRINK ME&quot; potion	0		Effect: "Hopped Up on Goofballs", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2010-03"
4509	skewed reflection of a map	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4510	spoiled small fancy walrus ice cream	2	crappy	Effect: "Abyssal Sweat", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2010-03"
4511	small yummy spinning beautiful soup	2	awesome	Last Available: "2010-03"
4512	mirror eggman noodles	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4513	twirling Vial of <i>jus de larmes</i>	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4514	jumbo decent Humpty Dumplings	5	good	Last Available: "2010-03"
4515	stale thick blinking pulsating Lobster <i>qua</i> Grill	5	decent	Last Available: "2010-03"
4516	delicious practically non-alcoholic tumbling skewed missing wine	1	awesome	Last Available: "2010-03"
4517	bland fancy ghostly matter custard	3	decent	Effect: "Slime Time", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2010-03"
4518	vacuum-sealed ghostly comfit?	0		Effect: "Pride of the Vampire", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2010-03"
4519	spinning ittah bittah hookah	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2010-03"
4520	blinking chilly wholesome flamingo mallet	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Cold Damage: +5, Last Available: "2010-03"
4521	croquet hedgehog	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4522	Tiger-lily's milk	1	decent	Last Available: "2010-03"
4523	slick beefcake's eye of the Tiger-lily	0		Muscle: +25, Moxie: +10, Last Available: "2010-03"
4524	rock-hard Socratic wig	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Damage Reduction: 5, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, 1xGhuol, cap 17", Last Available: "2010-03"
4525	flavorless spinning donut	3	decent	Last Available: "2010-03"
4526	moldy bucket of honey	4	crappy	Last Available: "2010-03"
4527	skewed studded smartaleck's elephant stinger	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Damage Absorption: +80, Last Available: "2010-03"
4528	enchanted toothsome dragon snaps	3	awesome	Effect: "Berry Thorny", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2010-03"
4529	tumbling fireproof dance instructor's snapdragon pistil	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2010-03"
4530	spinning puff of smoke	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4531	normal rook cookie	4	good	Last Available: "2010-03"
4532	flavorless snack-sized bishop cookie	2	decent	Last Available: "2010-03"
4533	half-sized decent knight cookie	2	good	Last Available: "2010-03"
4534	spoiled king cookie	4	crappy	Last Available: "2010-03"
4535	stale queen cookie	4	decent	Effect: "Towering Strength", Last Available: "2010-03"
4536	fairy-worn boots	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-08"
4537	blinking huge thinker's insane tophat	0		Mysticality: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 7", Last Available: "2010-03"
4538	yellow Lo Pan's thinker's helm of the knight	0		Mysticality: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 15", Last Available: "2010-03"
4539	wool extremely unsafe wristwatch of the knight	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Cold Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-03", Nonstackable Watch
4540	aromatic baleful trousers of the knight	0		Spell Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2.5xPotato, 2xLep, cap 15", Last Available: "2010-03"
4541	purple shellacked tophat	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, cap 25"
4542	Tesla tie	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip
4543	tumbling wicked tuxedo pants	0		Spell Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 25"
4544	porpoise	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4545	pocketwatch	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4546	bandersnatch	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4547	caterpillar	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4548	bouncing walrus	0		Last Available: "2010-03", Synergetic
4549	wobbly carpenter	0		Last Available: "2010-03", Synergetic
4550	dodo	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4551	Newton's detour shield	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Last Available: "2010-03"
4552	bouncing left parenthesis	0		
4553	lowercase a	0		
4554	maroon percent sign	0		
4555	blinking left bracket	0		
4556	right parenthesis	0		
4557	narrow dollar sign	0		
4558	equal sign	0		
4559	blinking record album	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4560	map to Professor Jacking's laboratory	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4561	can of depilatory cream	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4562	hair of the calf	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4563	practically non-alcoholic mediocre world's most unappetizing beverage	1	decent	Last Available: "2010-04"
4564	curative slippery when wet shield	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2010-04"
4565	normal snack-sized bouncing raisin	2	good	Last Available: "2010-04"
4566	fly glasses	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Last Available: "2010-04"
4567	yellow auspicious manspreader's flyest of shirts	0		Monster Level: +10, Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2010-04"
4568	yummy a dance upon the palate	4	awesome	Last Available: "2010-04"
4569	toothsome prehistoric meteorite jawbreaker	3	awesome	Last Available: "2010-04"
4570	Crazyleg's razor	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4571	normal gigantic squirmy violent party snack	9	good	Last Available: "2010-04"
4572	upside-down can-you-dig-it? of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Last Available: "2010-04"
4573	The Legendary Beat	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4574	panicked kernel	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2010-04"
4575	fuchsia bugged beanie	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Last Available: "2010-04"
4576	bugged balaclava	0		Monster Level: +20, Equips On: "Baby Bugged Bugbear", Last Available: "2010-04"
4577	fuchsia bugged b&Atilde;&para;n&plusmn;&Atilde;&copy;t	0		Food Drop: +5, Pants Drop: +5, Candy Drop: +5, Equips On: "Baby Bugged Bugbear", Last Available: "2010-04"
4578	meat st&permil;&iquest;bing club	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4579	nitrogenated pickled Knob G&Atilde;&para;blin l&Atilde;&sup2;ve potion	0		Effect: "critical.enh", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2010-04"
4580	mirror huge shaking hardy school Mafi<i>a kni</i>cke&frac12;&aelig;	0		Maximum HP: +50, Last Available: "2010-04"
4581	Annie Oakley's T&Icirc;&curren;&loz;lisman of Bai&oslash;&Dagger; of the scaredy-cat	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Monster Level: -15, Last Available: "2010-04", Wiki Name: "Bugged baio"
4582	fat bottom quark	0		Last Available: "2010-05"
4583	glob of skin	0		
4584	decent six wedges of goat cheese	3	good	
4585	collection of objects	0		
4586	boulder	0		
4587	goth	0		
4588	brown pixel	0		
4589	extremely unsafe pixel whip	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100
4590	pixel chain whip of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2010-07"
4591	Sinatra's pixel morning star	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Last Available: "2010-07"
4592	pixel orb	0		Last Available: "2010-07"
4593	pixellated moneybag	0		Last Available: "2010-07"
4594	pixel cross	0		
4595	pixel holy water	0		Last Available: "2010-07"
4596	map to Vanya's Castle	0		Last Available: "2010-07"
4597	lime green blinking 8-Bit Power magazine	0		Last Available: "2010-07"
4598	pixel stopwatch	0		Last Available: "2010-07"
4599	shaking bottle opener	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4600	mirror map to the Kegger in the Woods	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4601	triple-distilled lousy squat plastic cup of beer	6	decent	Last Available: "2010-06"
4602	mirror orquette's phone number	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4603	bronze handcuffs	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4604	keg	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4605	shaking lard-coated bottle of Goldschn&ouml;ckered of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Goldensh&ouml;wer", Last Available: "2010-06"
4606	flavorless ghostly sun-dried tofu	3	decent	Effect: "Deadened palate", Effect Duration: 1, Last Available: "2010-08"
4607	lousy extra-dry bouncing soyburger juice	5	decent	Effect: "Oversaturated Palate", Effect Duration: 1, Last Available: "2010-08"
4608	respected companion biscuit	0		Last Available: "2010-08"
4609	lime green essential tofu	0		Last Available: "2010-08"
4610	warmed ghostly cyan essential soy	0		Effect: "Haunted Stomach", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2010-08"
4611	altered lime green skewed essential cameraderie	0		Effect: "Brain Freeze", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2010-08"
4612	blurry souvenir drawing	0		Last Available: "2010-08"
4613	mirror map to the Magic Commune	0		Last Available: "2010-08"
4614	jittery wool Crown of Thrones	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2010-05"
4615	delicious watered-down Cinco Mayo Lager	2	awesome	Last Available: "2010-05"
4616	twirling Underworld sapling	0		Last Available: "2009-10"
4617	blurry pruning shears	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4618	plastic cup of flat beer	0		
4619	tumbling frisbee	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4620	motorcycle	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2010-06"
4621	Game Grid token	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4622	Game Grid ticket	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4623	alkaline dry narrow chocolate-covered caviar	0		Effect: "Bootyliciousness", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2020-09"
4624	decent super-sized pawn cookie	5	good	Last Available: "2010-06"
4625	distilled mirror coffee pixie stick	1	decent	Last Available: "2010-06"
4626	blurry superduperball	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4627	blue finger cuffs	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4628	parachute guy	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4629	crafty plastic spider ring	0		Maximum MP: +10, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Shoot Web", Last Available: "2010-06"
4630	plastic kazoo of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2010-06"
4631	upside-down censurious inflatable baseball bat	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2010-06"
4632	perfumed googly-star hat of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Stench Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk", Last Available: "2010-06"
4633	blurry Tesla sage googly-ball hat	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2010-06"
4634	gray frosty supercharged googly-heart hat	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2010-06"
4635	fuchsia reassuring Tesla super-sweet boom box	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Four Songs, Last Available: "2010-06"
4636	Game Grid valued membership card	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4637	coward's brawny sinister demon mask of the bloodbag	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Maximum HP: +100, Monster Level: -20, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2010-06"
4638	purple spinning vibrating arcane researcher's Newton's streetfighting champion's belt	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-06"
4639	fuchsia weightlifter's Space Trip safety headphones of the pedagogue of courage	0		Muscle: +15, Experience: +3, Spooky Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-06"
4640	twirling wool LARP carp	0		Cold Resistance: +1
4641	knitted smooth KoL Con Six Pack	0		Moxie: +15, Cold Resistance: +3
4642	Gregarious Gregorian Smock of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100
4643	rxr shield of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2010-06"
4644	fuchsia nasty crafty Juju Mojo Mask of the brazier	0		Maximum MP: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Stench Damage: +5, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2010-07"
4645	space trooper helmet of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 2"
4646	electrified Meteoid ice beam of the bloodbag of courage	0		Maximum HP: +100, Spooky Resistance: +3, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2011-12"
4647	rosewater-soaked chilly Dungeon Fist gauntlet of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Cold Damage: +5, Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2011-06"
4648	Schmalz's First Prize Beer	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4649	chiptune guitar	0		Item Drop: +25, Equips On: "Mini-Hipster", Familiar Effect: "item drop"
4650	narrow fixed-gear bicycle	0		Experience: +3, Equips On: "Mini-Hipster", Familiar Effect: "stats"
4651	tumbling ironic moustache	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Familiar Effect: "+10 lbs"
4652	personal trainer's ironic knit cap of horror	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 2xPotato, cap 10"
4653	twirling ironic sunglasses	0		Single Equip, Thorns: 1
4654	shaking toasty ironic battle spoon	0		Hot Damage: +5
4655	up-at-dawn Usain Bolt's savvy ironic jogging shorts	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Initiative: +80, Adventures: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 6xGhuol, cap 10"
4656	therapeutic mole skin notebook	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
4657	teal pair of jeans	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4658	wobbly map to Ellsbury's Claim	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4659	gravedigger's blackberry galoshes	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Single Equip
4660	rosewater-soaked educational trout fang	0		Experience: +1, Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2010-09"
4661	moldy blinking teal poisonous caviar	4	crappy	Last Available: "2010-09"
4662	vacuum-sealed wet venom duct	0		Effect: "Scrappy, Shadowy", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2010-09"
4663	Ellsbury's journal	0		Skill: "Unaccompanied Miner", Last Available: "2010-09"
4664	wool hardened Ellsbury's skull	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2010-09"
4665	hot plate of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100, Thorns: 1
4666	maroon pulsating zippy imp unity ring of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Initiative: +20
4667	teal blinking dangerous Victor, the Insult Comic Hellhound Puppet	0		Weapon Damage: +10
4668	pulsating banded observational glasses	0		Damage Absorption: +100
4669	hilarious comedy prop of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20
4670	huge beer-scented teddy bear	0		
4671	artisanal spinning booze-soaked cherry	4	EPIC	
4672	comfy pillow	0		
4673	special moldy half-sized tumbling marshmallow	2	crappy	Effect: "Empty Inside", Effect Duration: 50
4674	adequate sponge cake	3	good	
4675	weak artisanal gin-soaked blotter paper	2	EPIC	
4676	ghostly tree-holed coin	0		
4677	unearthed volcanic meteoroid	0		Skill: "Volcanometeor Showeruption", Last Available: "2011-12"
4678	cyan unearthed potsherd	0		
4679	mirror squat volcanic ash	0		
4680	pulsating smoked potsherd	0		
4681	tumbling pottery shield of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2010-09"
4682	inspector's Fonzie's pottery hat	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Item Drop: +15, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cap 11", Last Available: "2010-09"
4683	ruddy pottery training pants of chilblains	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Cold Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 2xGhuol, cap 12", Last Available: "2010-09"
4684	smooth pottery club	0		Moxie: +15, Last Available: "2010-09"
4685	cyan blurry Jack Frost's pottery yo-yo	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2010-09"
4686	pottery barn owl figurine	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4687	fossilized bat skull	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4688	tumbling fossilized serpent skull	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4689	wobbly fossilized baboon skull	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4690	fossilized wyrm skull	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4691	fossilized wing	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4692	tumbling fossilized limb	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4693	tumbling fossilized torso	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4694	skewed fossilized spine	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4695	affordable teak perch	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2010-09"
4696	prompt friendly Newton's Greatest American Pants	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Familiar Weight: +3, Adventures: +3, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, 2.5xBarrr, 2xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2010-09"
4697	Da Vinci's fossilized necklace	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Last Available: "2010-09"
4698	wobbly imp air	0		
4699	ghostly bus pass	0		
4700	fossilized spike	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4701	waterlogged crate	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4702	archaeologing shovel	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4703	nasty red-hot medallion	0		Stench Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-09"
4704	fossilized demon skull	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4705	fossilized spider skull	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4706	blue sinister tablet	0		
4707	pulsating E-Z Cook&trade; oven	0		
4708	My First Shaker&trade;	0		
4709	mirror narrow hippo tutu	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
4710	upside-down immense ballet shoes	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4711	sweatpants	0		Familiar Effect: "8xPotato, cap 2"
4712	GameInformPowerDailyPro subscription card	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-02"
4713	skewed popsicle stick	0		
4714	adequate special immense lemon popsicle	8	good	Effect: "Mushroom Melody", Effect Duration: 35
4715	bland small special popsicle	2	decent	Effect: "Highland Sheen", Effect Duration: 35
4716	enchanted moldy twirling strawberry popsicle	4	crappy	Effect: "Faboooo", Effect Duration: 5
4717	stale liver popsicle	4	decent	
4718	groovy mariachi hat	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
4719	shaking Hollandaise helmet of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
4720	organ grinder	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4721	twirling microwave stogie	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4722	flavorless liver and let pie	4	decent	Last Available: "2010-10"
4723	tasty huge badass pie	10	awesome	Last Available: "2010-10"
4724	adequate shoo-fish pie	4	good	Last Available: "2010-10"
4725	flavorless blinking piping organ pie	3	decent	Last Available: "2010-10"
4726	stale narrow igloo pie	4	decent	Last Available: "2010-10"
4727	decent small stomach turnover	2	good	Last Available: "2010-10"
4728	fancy tiny moldy bouncing spinning huge dead lights pie	1	crappy	Effect: "Whitened Teeth", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2010-10"
4729	stale small blue throbbing organ pie	2	decent	Last Available: "2010-10"
4730	Jack Frost's stop shield	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2009-12"
4731	mirror nest egg	0		
4732	blue sleeping piano cat	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4733	kitty sheet music	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4734	mirror rehearsing dramatic hedgehog	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4735	prop sword	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4736	gray tangle of rat tails	0		
4737	rock-hard beer-soaked mop	0		Damage Reduction: 5
4738	special mediocre day-old beer	3	decent	Effect: "Meat the Flintstones", Effect Duration: 35
4739	bad plain beer	4	decent	
4740	hand-crafted irresponsibly strong overpriced &quot;imported&quot; beer	9	EPIC	
4741	smiling rat	0		
4742	rat tooth polish	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4743	bone chips	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4744	oxidized cold-filtered liquefied bouncing PlexiPips	0		Effect: "Sticks and Stones", Effect Duration: 33
4745	colloidal Wax Flask	0		Effect: "Optimist Primal", Effect Duration: 64
4746	improved Pain Dip	0		Effect: "Hangdog", Effect Duration: 58
4747	adequate half-sized bone meal	2	good	Last Available: "2010-10"
4748	practically non-alcoholic mediocre blue bone aperitif	1	decent	Last Available: "2010-10"
4749	olive bonerang	0		Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2010-10"
4750	zippy bone and arrows	0		Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2010-10"
4751	razor-sharp boning knife	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Last Available: "2010-10"
4752	energetic bone crusher	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2010-10"
4753	bone spurs of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-10"
4754	olive jittery blinking brainy bonedanna of the early riser	0		Mysticality: +5, Adventures: +7, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 30", Last Available: "2010-10"
4755	twirling coward's boneana hammock of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Monster Level: -20, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xVolley, cap 30", Last Available: "2010-10"
4756	blue shaking bag of bones	0		Last Available: "2010-10"
4757	squat Stabonic scroll	0		Last Available: "2010-10"
4758	energized polarized pickled tumbling candy skeleton	0		Effect: "Jungle Juiced", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2020-09"
4759	Grumpy Bumpkin's Pumpkin Seed Catalog	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4760	ghostly packet of pumpkin seeds	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4761	pumpkin	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4762	huge pumpkin	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4763	decent green pumpkin pie	4	good	Last Available: "2010-11"
4764	perfectly mixed practically non-alcoholic pumpkin beer	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2010-11"
4765	ionized enhanced ionized pumpkin juice	0		Effect: "Leisurely Amblin'", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2010-11"
4766	pumpkin bomb	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4767	rock-hard cool shin gourds	0		Moxie: +5, Damage Reduction: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-11"
4768	tumbling shellacked sinister Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Spell Damage: +10, Damage Reduction: 7, Last Available: "2010-11"
4769	pumpkin carriage	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4770	mirror Desert Bus pass	0		
4771	huge huge ginormous pumpkin	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4804	Essence of Annoyance	0		Skill: "Summon Annoyance"
4805	gray ghostly Unmotivator: Crashed Orca	0		Free Pull
4806	Unmotivator: Success Warrior	0		Free Pull
4807	Unmotivator: Crashed Meat Car	0		Free Pull
4810	Holiday Hal's Happy-Time Fun Book!	0		Skill: "Summon Holiday Fun!"
4811	Holiday Fun!	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-12"
4812	Antagonistic Snowman Kit	0		Skill: "Summon Carrot"
4818	normal CRIMBCOIDS mints	4	good	Last Available: "2011-01"
4819	can of CRIMBCOLA	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4820	adequate massive CRIMBCOLOAF	8	good	Last Available: "2011-01"
4821	yummy circular CRIMBCOOKIE	4	awesome	Effect: "Mystic Circle", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2010-12"
4822	miser's plastic CRIMBCO HQ	0		Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2010-12"
4823	plastic fax machine of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2010-12"
4824	fireproof plastic hobo elf	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2010-12"
4825	mirror stylish plastic Mr. Mination	0		Moxie: +25, Last Available: "2010-12"
4826	nippy plastic Best Game Ever	0		Cold Damage: +10, Last Available: "2010-12"
4827	hibernating robot reindeer	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2010-12"
4828	jittery S.L.E.I.G.H.B.E.L.L.S.	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2010-12"
4829	upside-down pulsating robot reindeer protocol P.R.A.N.C.E.R.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4830	robot reindeer protocol D.A.S.H.E.R.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4831	robot reindeer protocol D.O.N.N.E.R.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4832	robot reindeer protocol V.I.X.E.N.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4833	robot reindeer protocol C.U.P.I.D.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4834	robot reindeer protocol D.A.N.C.E.R.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4835	robot reindeer protocol C.O.M.E.T.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4836	robot reindeer protocol B.L.I.T.Z.E.N.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4837	robot reindeer protocol R.U.D.O.L.P.H.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4838	robot reindeer protocol O.L.I.V.E.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4839	stale snack-sized triangular CRIMBCOOKIE	2	decent	Effect: "Triangle, Man", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2010-12"
4840	gigantic adequate square CRIMBCOOKIE	10	good	Effect: "Square to be Hip", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2010-12"
4841	Jeselnik's clever savvy bindlestocking	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Maximum MP: +20, Sleaze Damage: +25, Drops Items, Last Available: "2010-12"
4842	sleeping stocking	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4843	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker	0		Skill: "Toynado", Last Available: "2010-12"
4844	The Joy of Wassailing	0		Skill: "Wassail", Last Available: "2010-12"
4845	dog trainer's Uncle Hobo's stocking cap of the sweet-tooth	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Candy Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk", Last Available: "2010-12"
4846	upside-down manspreader's Uncle Hobo's epic beard of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Monster Level: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-12"
4847	wool foul-smelling Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants	0		Stench Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol", Last Available: "2010-12"
4848	family-friendly Uncle Hobo's fingerless tinsel gloves of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-12"
4849	Uncle Hobo's highest bough of the empath of the cheetah	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2010-12"
4850	dog trainer's sharpshooter's Uncle Hobo's belt	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Experience (familiar): +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-12"
4851	boiled super-improved gray chocolate cigar	0		Effect: "Mushroom Magicalness", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2010-12"
4852	yellow mirror gift-a-pult of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2010-12"
4853	colloidal holly-flavored Hob-O	0		Effect: "Boilermade", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2020-09"
4854	CRIMBCO scrip	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4855	Toot Oriole care package	0		
4856	paperclip	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4857	tumbling bottle of Blank-Out	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4858	CRIMBCO lanyard	0		Item Drop: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-01"
4859	upside-down CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	0		Skill: "Fashionably Late", Last Available: "2011-01"
4860	wobbly CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	0		Skill: "Executive Narcolepsy", Last Available: "2011-01"
4861	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	0		Skill: "Lunch Break", Last Available: "2011-01"
4862	teal CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	0		Skill: "Offensive Joke", Last Available: "2011-01"
4863	purple CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	0		Skill: "Managerial Manipulation", Last Available: "2011-01"
4864	purple photocopier	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4865	deluxe fax machine	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4866	Workytime Tea	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4867	tumbling paperclip sproinger	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4868	mirror ghostly asbestos-lined mansplainer's Da Vinci's paperclip-on tie	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Monster Level: +15, Hot Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-01"
4869	hardy strapping paperclip pants	0		Muscle: +5, Maximum HP: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xBarrr, cap 12", Last Available: "2011-01"
4870	blurry energetic veiny paperclip turban of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Maximum HP: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 12", Last Available: "2011-01"
4871	blurry paperclip cape of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2011-01"
4872	ghostly glob of Blank-Out	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4873	mirror photocopied monster	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4874	gaudy key	0		
4875	red BGE merchandise order form	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4876	adjusted twirling chocolate bath ball	0		Effect: "Cruisin' for a Bruisin'", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2011-01"
4877	polymerized wet pulsating bacon bath ball	0		Effect: "Shamboozled", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2011-01"
4878	warmed jittery incense bath ball	0		Effect: "Bat Attitude", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2011-01"
4879	vacuum-sealed myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball	0		Effect: "Hopped Up on Goofballs", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2011-01"
4880	huge CRIMBCO mug	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4881	perfectly mixed practically non-alcoholic twirling CRIMBCO wine	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-01"
4882	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4883	toe jam	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4884	thick moldy toe jam toast	5	crappy	Last Available: "2011-01"
4885	traffic jam	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4886	toothsome traffic jam toast	3	awesome	Last Available: "2011-01"
4887	green space jam	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4888	stale space jam toast	3	decent	Last Available: "2011-01"
4889	nitrogenated adjusted motivational poster	0		Effect: "Uncucumbered", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2011-01"
4890	sack lunch	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4891	olive bath ball gift set	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4892	ghostly slow jam collection	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4893	blurry BGE shotglass	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4894	stale small festive sausage	2	decent	Last Available: "2011-01"
4895	normal jumbo maroon holiday cheese log	5	good	Last Available: "2011-01"
4896	holiday log	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4897	smartaleck's BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt of the bloodbag	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Maximum HP: +100, Last Available: "2010-12"
4898	shaking scorching educational BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	0		Experience: +1, Hot Damage: +25, Last Available: "2010-12"
4899	veiny BGE pocket calendar	0		Maximum HP: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-12"
4900	cyan BGE temporary tattoo	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4901	tumbling savvy BGE plastic toy	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-12"
4902	savvy stapler bear	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2010-12"
4903	crafty adhesive tape dolly	0		Maximum MP: +10, Last Available: "2010-12"
4904	thinker's scissor duck	0		Mysticality: +10, Last Available: "2010-12"
4905	coal paperweight	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4906	jingle bell	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4907	asbestos-lined Seven Loco of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2010-09"
4908	spinning Loathing Legion knife	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4909	Tesla Loathing Legion many-purpose hook	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4910	chilly Loathing Legion moondial	0		Cold Damage: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4911	curative Loathing Legion necktie	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4912	huge huge dance instructor's Loathing Legion knife	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4913	weightlifter's Loathing Legion corkscrew	0		Muscle: +15, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4914	Herculean Loathing Legion can opener	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4915	therapeutic occult Loathing Legion chainsaw	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4916	Loathing Legion rollerblades of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4917	Loathing Legion flamethrower of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4918	Loathing Legion tattoo needle	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4919	Loathing Legion defibrillator of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4920	wobbly inspector's Loathing Legion double prism	0		Item Drop: +15, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4921	stanky Loathing Legion tape measure	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4922	spinning huge Loathing Legion kitchen sink of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4923	pulsating Fonzie's Loathing Legion abacus	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4924	Loathing Legion helicopter	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4925	wool Loathing Legion pizza stone	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4926	Loathing Legion universal screwdriver	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4927	maroon Loathing Legion jackhammer	0		Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4928	Loathing Legion hammer of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4929	Uncle Crimbo's Sack	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4930	Folder Holder	0		Last Available: "2013-08"
4937	a angel	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4938	quake of arrows	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4939	ghostly time's arrow	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4940	arrowgram	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4941	moldy squat Knob jelly donut	4	crappy	
4942	lime green Knob cake	0		
4943	Knob cake pan	0		
4944	Knob batter	0		
4945	shaking Knob frosting	0		
4946	unfrosted Knob cake	0		
4947	spinning Cobb's Knob Menagerie key	0		
4948	GOTO	0		
4949	aerosolized triple-concentrated weremoose spit	0		Effect: "critical.enh", Effect Duration: 21
4950	electrified abominable blubber	0		Effect: "This Is Where You're a Viking", Effect Duration: 26
4951	twirling nippy flimsy clipboard	0		Cold Damage: +10
4952	quantum frozen shaking baggie of sugar	0		Effect: "Frostbeard", Effect Duration: 49
4953	yellow healthy groovy whalebone corset	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Single Equip
4954	cool oven mitts	0		Moxie: +5, Single Equip
4955	small flavorless mirror overcookie	2	decent	
4956	adequate philosopher's scone	4	good	
4957	irradiated teal jittery half-baked potion	0		Effect: "Marinated", Effect Duration: 61
4958	Usain Bolt's Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar	0		Initiative: +80
4959	big decent spinning squat Knob nuts	5	good	
4960	lousy Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	3	decent	
4961	red Subject 37 file	0		
4962	jittery dog trainer's mysterious lapel pin of horror	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
4963	state loom	0		Familiar Weight: +10
4964	red Evilometer	0		
4965	Sorcerers of the Shore Grimoire	0		Free Pull, Skill: "Summon Alice's Army Cards"
4966	Pack of Alice's Army Cards	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4967	blurry Alice's Army Swordsman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4968	Alice's Army Spearsman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4969	Alice's Army Halberder	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4970	Alice's Army Guard	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4971	blinking Alice's Army Wallman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4972	Alice's Army Ninja	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4973	Alice's Army Alchemist	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4974	skewed Alice's Army Page	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4975	blue Alice's Army Shieldmaiden	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4976	skewed red Alice's Army Mad Bomber	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4977	wobbly Alice's Army Nurse	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4978	Alice's Army Hammerman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4979	Alice's Army Bowman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4980	Alice's Army Lanceman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4981	Alice's Army Horseman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4982	narrow Alice's Army Coward	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4983	Alice's Army Cleric	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4984	Alice's Army Sniper	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4985	bouncing Alice's Army Dervish	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4986	wobbly Alice's Army Martyr	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4987	Pack of Alice's Army Foil Cards	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4988	Alice's Army Foil Swordsman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4989	jittery green Alice's Army Foil Spearsman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4990	Alice's Army Foil Halberder	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4991	Alice's Army Foil Guard	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4992	Alice's Army Foil Wallman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4993	Alice's Army Foil Ninja	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4994	Alice's Army Foil Alchemist	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4995	Alice's Army Foil Page	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4996	Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4997	Alice's Army Foil Mad Bomber	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4998	Alice's Army Foil Nurse	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4999	upside-down Alice's Army Foil Hammerman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5000	Alice's Army Foil Bowman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5001	Alice's Army Foil Lanceman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5002	Alice's Army Foil Horseman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5003	Alice's Army Foil Coward	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5004	Alice's Army Foil Cleric	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5005	Alice's Army Foil Sniper	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5006	Alice's Army Foil Dervish	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5007	ghostly Alice's Army Foil Martyr	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5008	Single Alice's Army Foil	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5009	card sleeve of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2011-03"
5010	blurry evil eye	0		
5011	Alice's Army Foil tattoo	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5012	Ye Wizard's Shack snack voucher	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5013	half-sized tasty special maroon wasabi pocky	2	awesome	Effect: "Chunky", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2011-03"
5014	tasty tobiko pocky	3	awesome	Last Available: "2011-03"
5015	rotten half-sized jittery natto pocky	2	crappy	Last Available: "2011-03"
5016	mediocre wasabi-infused sake	4	decent	Last Available: "2011-03"
5017	hand-crafted lime green tobiko-infused sake	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-03"
5018	acceptable special mirror natto-infused sake	3	good	Effect: "Devil Inside", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2011-03"
5019	chilled skewed wasabi marble soda	0		Effect: "Blessing of the Hot Linguine", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2011-03"
5020	quantum tobiko marble soda	0		Effect: "Tennis Elbow-wow", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2011-03"
5021	electrified aerosolized bouncing natto marble soda	0		Effect: "Saucemastery", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2011-03"
5022	red Alice's Army booster box	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5023	polarized deionized jittery skewed elderly jawbreaker	0		Effect: "Pyromania", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2020-09"
5024	mediocre weak yellow marshmallow flamb&eacute;	2	decent	Last Available: "2011-03"
5025	hand-crafted blinking cranberry schnapps	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-03"
5026	strong perfectly mixed breaded beer	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-03"
5027	bad lime green soy cordial	3	decent	Last Available: "2011-03"
5028	astral bludgeon of the empath of the overflowing toilet of Flo-Jo	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Initiative: +100
5029	healthy astral shield of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Maximum HP Percent: +20
5030	shaking stylish astral chapeau of the wise owl of the overflowing toilet	0		Mysticality: +20, Moxie: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 12"
5031	Sherlock's wizardly astral bracer of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Mysticality: +25, Item Drop: +25
5032	Jeselnik's rock-hard astral longbow of the detective	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Sleaze Damage: +25, Item Drop: +20
5033	clever fortified astral shorts of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Damage Absorption: +60, Maximum MP: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xGhoul, cap 12"
5034	shaking coward's hardened astral mace of the detective	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Monster Level: -20, Item Drop: +20
5035	Van der Graaf sage astral trousers of the dark arts	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Spell Damage Percent: +100, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 12"
5036	sharpshooter's brawny astral ring of Tarzan	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Experience (Muscle): +3, Critical Hit Percent: +10
5037	family-friendly quilted astral statuette of the glutton	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Food Drop: +100
5038	gray squat rosy-cheeked Samson's sage astral pistol	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Experience (Muscle): +5, Maximum HP Percent: +30
5039	chaotic personal trainer's astral mask	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Spell Critical Percent: +10
5040	astral pet sweater	0		Familiar Weight: +10
5041	upside-down upside-down dog trainer's healthy astral shirt of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Experience (familiar): +1
5042	squat rosewater-soaked astral belt of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Stench Resistance: +3
5043	moldy blurry astral hot dog	3	???	
5044	triple-distilled bad astral pilsner	10	???	
5045	astral hot dog dinner	0		
5046	astral six-pack	0		
5047	pulsating Clan shower	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-04"
5048	shard of double-ice	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5049	executive resourceful veiny double-ice cap	0		Maximum HP: +10, Maximum MP: +50, Meat Drop: +40, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 17", Last Available: "2011-04"
5050	frightening sharpshooter's double-ice box of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Spooky Damage: +5, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2011-04"
5051	Samson's double-ice britches of chilblains of temperance	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Cold Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 3xVolley, 3xLep, cap 17", Last Available: "2011-04"
5052	handful of numbers	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
5053	narrow Lars the Cyberian	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5054	intriguing puzzle box	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5055	obnoxious riddle	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5056	best joke ever	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5057	galvanized jittery Atomic Comic	0		Effect: "Bonelording", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2011-04"
5058	irradiated bouncing wobbly Red Pill	0		Effect: "Punch Another Day", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2011-04"
5059	bouncing Skullhead's Screw	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5060	spinning mysterious present	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5061	mirror boxing-glove-in-a-box	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5062	pulsating voodoo doll	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5063	the finger	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5064	skewed purple Salsa de las Epocas	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5065	spoiled small spaghetti con calaveras	2	crappy	Last Available: "2011-04"
5066	s'more gun	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5067	spoiled popcorn	3	crappy	Last Available: "2011-04"
5068	bland chaos popcorn	3	decent	Last Available: "2011-04"
5069	pulsating toasty forbidden smartaleck's hole	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Hot Damage: +5, Last Available: "2011-04"
5070	red upside-down innuendo	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5071	snack-sized flavorless s'more	0	decent	Last Available: "2011-04"
5072	diamond ring	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5073	watered-down artisanal Russian Ice	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-04"
5074	clay ashtray of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Last Available: "2011-05"
5075	banded lanyard	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5076	personal trainer's monster pants	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Familiar Effect: "3xVolley, 3xPotato, cap 17", Last Available: "2011-05"
5077	skewed box of Pok&euml;mann band-aids	0		Last Available: "2011-05"
5078	dry pulsating Pok&euml;mann band-aid	0		Effect: "Permanent Halloween", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2011-05"
5079	miser's greasy Van der Graaf helmet	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, cap 7", Last Available: "2011-05"
5080	twirling Socratic crutch	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Last Available: "2011-05"
5081	shock belt of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5082	triple-aerosolized magnetized moist Okee-Dokee soda	0		Effect: "Cool Spirit", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2011-05"
5083	weightlifter's rubber band gun	0		Muscle: +15, Last Available: "2011-05"
5084	avaricious pin-stripe slacks	0		Meat Drop: +30, Familiar Effect: "6xSombrero, 2xPotato, cap 7", Last Available: "2011-05"
5085	mansplainer's gloves	0		Monster Level: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5086	quantum narrow correction fluid	0		Effect: "Phoenix, Right?", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2011-05"
5087	lard-coated Pok&euml;mann figurine: Porkachu	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5088	veiny Pok&euml;mann figurine: Magikrap	0		Maximum HP: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5089	slick Pok&euml;mann figurine: Vegemite	0		Moxie: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5090	Pok&euml;mann figurine: Vermouth of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5091	maroon slick Pok&euml;mann figurine: Smugleaf	0		Moxie: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5092	nippy Pok&euml;mann figurine: Twitter	0		Cold Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5093	blinking vibrating Pok&euml;mann figurine: Bloodkip	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5094	squat Jack Frost's Pok&euml;mann figurine: Hoboking	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5095	beefcake's Pok&euml;mann figurine: Duck	0		Muscle: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5096	upside-down asbestos-lined Pok&euml;mann figurine: Nothing	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5097	vibrating Pok&euml;mann figurine: Kagosan	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5098	purple smooth Pok&euml;mann figurine: Galumpagump	0		Moxie: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5099	electrified Pok&euml;mann figurine: Shoggoth	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5100	Lo Pan's Pok&euml;mann figurine: Frank	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5101	Pok&euml;mann figurine: Moog of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5102	altered quadruple-diffused willyweed	0		Effect: "Wasabi With You", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2011-05"
5103	modified quantum Nuclear Blastball	0		Effect: "Perfect Hair", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2011-05"
5104	flattened fish juice box	0		Effect: "Curse of the Black Pearl Onion", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2011-05"
5105	olive tumbling paint bomb	0		Last Available: "2011-05"
5106	hideous egg	0		Last Available: "2011-05"
5107	artisanal weak Jeppson's Malort	2	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	Last Available: "2011-06"
5108	fistful of ashes	0		
5109	wobbly Jeselnik's stress ball	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Squeeze Stress Ball", Last Available: "2011-05"
5110	Li'l Businessman Kit	0		Meat Drop: +5, Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2011-05"
5111	tumbling curative Ultracolor&trade; shirt	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2011-05"
5112	My Own Pen Pal kit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
5113	tumbling packet of orchid seeds	0		
5114	blue stomp box	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
5115	hedge trimmers	0		
5116	A. W. O. L. commendation	0		Last Available: "2011-05"
5117	tumbling reconstituted crow	0		Last Available: "2011-05"
5118	ghostly bird brain	0		
5119	blurry busted wings	0		
5120	Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery	0		Last Available: "2011-05"
5121	prompt smartaleck's Admiral's hat of temperance	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Adventures: +3, Familiar Effect: "atk", Last Available: "2011-05"
5122	bouncing spinning auspicious aviator's cap of extreme caution of the empath	0		Monster Level: -25, Familiar Weight: +5, Item Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 12", Last Available: "2011-05"
5123	scandalous supercool mirrored aviator shades	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Sleaze Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5124	Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy	0		Skill: "Natural Born Skeleton Killer", Last Available: "2011-05"
5125	upside-down fuchsia Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5126	huge ghostly Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5127	spinning Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5128	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5129	twirling Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5130	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5131	modified gray Ultrasoldier Serum	0		Effect: "Pyromania", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2011-06"
5132	decent elven hardtack	3	good	Last Available: "2011-06"
5133	artisanal elven squeeze	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-06"
5134	mirror lunar isotope	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5135	E.M.U. joystick	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5136	shaking E.M.U. rocket thrusters	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5137	E.M.U. helmet	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5138	E.M.U. harness	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5139	carton of astral energy drinks	0		
5140	boiled bouncing astral energy drink	1		
5141	purple Thwaitgold bee statuette	0		
5142	wobbly moon unit	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5143	E.M.U. Unit	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5144	handful of honey	0		
5145	warmed gray honeypot	0		Effect: "Super-Electrified", Effect Duration: 30
5146	spoiled low-calorie wild honey pie	1	crappy	
5147	lousy honey mead	3	decent	
5148	spinning yellow Temple Grandin's mansplainer's razor-sharp honey dipper	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Monster Level: +15, Familiar Weight: +7
5149	censurious ribald honeybritches of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Sleaze Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 2xGhuol, cap 43"
5150	zippy Sinatra's honeycap of the sweet-tooth	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Candy Drop: +100, Initiative: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 43"
5151	Moonthril Circlet	0		Item Drop: +5, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2011-06"
5152	gray groovy Moonthril Greaves	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "cap 25", Last Available: "2011-06"
5153	skewed groovy Moonthril Flamberge	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Last Available: "2011-06"
5154	dance instructor's Moonthril Longbow	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Last Available: "2011-06"
5155	blurry Moonthril Cuirass of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-06"
5156	plush alielf of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Last Available: "2011-06"
5157	nitrogenated anodized Comet Drop	0		Effect: "Disco Neuropathy", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2020-09"
5158	rosewater-soaked plush dogcat	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2011-06"
5159	wicked plush hamsterpus	0		Spell Damage: +5, Last Available: "2011-06"
5160	blurry brainy plush ferrelf	0		Mysticality: +5, Last Available: "2011-06"
5161	Herculean plush alien hamsterpus	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Last Available: "2011-06"
5162	Tesla plush mutated alielf	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2011-06"
5163	frosty clever plush mutated alielephant	0		Maximum MP: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2011-06"
5164	mysterious chest	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-06"
5165	blinking savvy girl	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Last Available: "2011-06"
5166	top hat and cane	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5167	synthetic dog hair pill	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5168	ghostly distention pill	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5169	blurry elven medi-pack	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5170	electrified transporter transponder	0		Effect: "Supafly", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2011-06"
5171	Map to Safety Shelter Ronald Prime	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5172	Map to Safety Shelter Grimace Prime	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5173	elven magi-pack	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5174	mediocre practically non-alcoholic Saison du Lune	1	decent	Last Available: "2011-06"
5175	drinkable Moonthril Schnapps	4	good	Last Available: "2011-06"
5176	watered-down drinkable spinning Wrecked Generator	2	good	Last Available: "2011-06"
5177	big rotten Spaghetti with Moonballs	5	crappy	Last Available: "2011-06"
5178	normal pulsating Crepes a la Lune	3	good	Last Available: "2011-06"
5179	half-sized spoiled Moon Pie	2	crappy	Last Available: "2011-06"
5180	cold-filtered skewed Comet Pop	0		Effect: "Rat-Faced", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2011-06"
5181	polarized mirror Flan in the Moon	0		Effect: "Fury of the Bells", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2011-06"
5182	alkaline extra-magnetized wobbly 1/6th Pound Cake	0		Effect: "Chain Chain Chains", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2011-06"
5183	shaking huge Mint-in-box Moonthril Circlet	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5184	Mint-in-box Moonthril Greaves	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5185	Mint-in-box Moonthril Cuirass	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5186	Mint-in-box Moonthril Flamberge	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5187	gray jittery Mint-in-box Moonthril Longbow	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5188	deionized non-unsweetened blurry wobbly honey stick	0		Effect: "Insatiable Hunger", Effect Duration: 17
5189	super-moist modified double-ice gum	0		Effect: "Bottle in front of Me", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2011-04"
5190	studded arcane researcher's Operation Patriot Shield of Calamity Jane	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Damage Absorption: +80, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Throw Shield", Last Available: "2011-07", Variable
5191	squirming egg sac	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5192	double-oxidized corrupted data	0		Effect: "Stemonitis Storm", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2011-06"
5193	11-inch knob sausage	0		
5194	exorcised sandwich	0		
5195	Banfoy's Boutique Order Form	0		Last Available: "2011-07"
5196	olive ghostly slick Great S-Cape	0		Moxie: +10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-07"
5197	strapping Marvelous Unitard	0		Muscle: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-07"
5198	altered yellow huge blinking gooey paste	1	decent	Last Available: "2011-08"
5199	altered ghostly beastly paste	1	good	Last Available: "2011-08"
5200	modified olive paste	1	good	Last Available: "2011-08"
5201	diluted blue tumbling jittery ectoplasmic paste	1	good	Last Available: "2011-08"
5202	vaporized pulsating greasy paste	1	decent	Last Available: "2011-08"
5203	distilled bug paste	1	good	Effect: "Joyful Resolve", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2011-08"
5204	dried shaking hippy paste	1	good	Last Available: "2011-08"
5205	twisted spinning orc paste	1	awesome	Last Available: "2011-08"
5206	altered blurry yellow demonic paste	1	EPIC	Effect: "Mighty Shout", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2011-08"
5207	mixed indescribably horrible paste	1	good	Last Available: "2011-08"
5208	powdered blinking squat paste	1	good	Last Available: "2011-08"
5209	powdered fuchsia goblin paste	1	awesome	Effect: "Yeah, It's Just Gasoline", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2011-08"
5210	powdered huge pirate paste	1	crappy	Last Available: "2011-08"
5211	boiled blinking blurry chlorophyll paste	1	good	Last Available: "2011-08"
5212	modified pulsating upside-down paste	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-08"
5213	modified squat gray shaking Mer-kin paste	1	awesome	Effect: "Smoky Third Eye", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2011-08"
5214	compressed slimy paste	1	decent	Last Available: "2011-08"
5215	dehydrated penguin paste	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-08"
5216	dried elemental paste	1	good	Effect: "Human-Demon Hybrid", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2011-08"
5217	compressed lime green cosmic paste	1	good	Last Available: "2011-08"
5218	compressed squat hobo paste	1	awesome	Last Available: "2011-08"
5219	powdered upside-down tumbling olive Crimbo paste	1	decent	Last Available: "2011-08"
5220	Teachings of the Fist	0		
5221	fat loot token	0		No Pull
5222	bouncing Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette	0		
5223	Tome of Clip Art	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-09", Skill: "Summon Clip Art"
5224	tiny bland Ur-Donut	1	decent	Last Available: "2011-09"
5225	pulsating The Bomb	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5226	box of Familiar Jacks	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5227	artisanal skewed bucket of wine	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-09"
5228	rotten ultrafondue	4	crappy	Last Available: "2011-09"
5229	unbearable light	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5230	teal snowflake	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5231	crystal skull	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5232	borrowed time	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5233	box of hammers	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5234	olive vibrating shining halo	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-09"
5235	shaking educational furry halo	0		Experience: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-09"
5236	maroon wobbly healthy frosty halo	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-09"
5237	skewed pulsating Jack Frost's time halo	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-09"
5238	mediocre Lumineux Limnio	4	decent	Last Available: "2011-09"
5239	drinkable Morto Moreto	4	good	Last Available: "2011-09"
5240	practically non-alcoholic acceptable Temps Tempranillo	1	good	Last Available: "2011-09"
5241	mediocre ghostly Bordeaux Marteaux	4	decent	Last Available: "2011-09"
5242	acceptable Fromage Pinotage	3	good	Last Available: "2011-09"
5243	mediocre purple Beignet Milgranet	3	decent	Last Available: "2011-09"
5244	acceptable Muschat	4	good	Last Available: "2011-09"
5245	yummy tiny cool jelly donut	1	awesome	Last Available: "2011-09"
5246	miniature toothsome shrapnel jelly donut	2	awesome	Last Available: "2011-09"
5247	stale occult jelly donut	4	decent	Last Available: "2011-09"
5248	stale small thyme jelly donut	2	decent	Last Available: "2011-09"
5249	moldy gray danish	3	crappy	Last Available: "2011-09"
5250	delicious smashed danish	3	awesome	Last Available: "2011-09"
5251	bland forbidden danish	3	decent	Last Available: "2011-09"
5252	rotten cool cat claw	3	crappy	Last Available: "2011-09"
5253	bland snack-sized blunt cat claw	2	decent	Last Available: "2011-09"
5254	adequate blinking shadowy cat claw	3	good	Last Available: "2011-09"
5255	immense normal cheezburger	8	good	Last Available: "2011-09"
5256	normal toasted brie	3	good	Last Available: "2011-09"
5257	nitrogenated dry potion of the field gar	0		Effect: "Mariachi Mood", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2011-09"
5258	quadruple-polymerized polarized blue too legit potion	0		Effect: "Powder Power", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2011-09"
5259	double-altered Bright Water	0		Effect: "Wet Rub", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2011-09"
5260	frozen concentrated upside-down fuchsia cold-filtered water	0		Effect: "Braaaains Over Braaaawwn", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2011-09"
5261	Vulcanized graveyard snowglobe	0		Effect: "Marbles in Your Mouth", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2011-09"
5262	improved double-wet cool cat elixir	0		Effect: "Total Protonic Reversal", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2011-09"
5263	aerosolized aerosolized wobbly potion of the captain's hammer	0		Effect: "Material Witness", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2011-09"
5264	aerosolized flattened potion of X-ray vision	0		Effect: "Mer-kindliness", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2011-09"
5265	wet potion of the litterbox	0		Effect: "Blubbered Up", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2011-09"
5266	chilled potion of animal rage	0		Effect: "Muscle Unbound", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2011-09"
5267	polarized enhanced bouncing narrow potion of punctual companionship	0		Effect: "Black Lung", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2011-09"
5268	holy bomb, batman	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5269	red bobcat grenade	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5270	fuchsia chocolate frosted sugar bomb	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5271	olive broken glass grenade	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5272	noxious gas grenade	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5273	ghostly skull with a fuse in it	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5274	boozebomb	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5275	ruddy hammerus	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2011-09"
5276	rock-hard blunt icepick	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Last Available: "2011-09"
5277	wobbly fluorescent lightbulb of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Last Available: "2011-09"
5278	prompt aromatic blammer	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2011-09"
5279	clock-cleaning hammer of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Last Available: "2011-09"
5280	4:20 bomb	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5281	broken clock of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Last Available: "2011-09"
5282	fuchsia prompt dethklok	0		Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2011-09"
5283	mansplainer's glacial clock	0		Monster Level: +15, Last Available: "2011-09"
5284	Gygaxian Libram	0		Last Available: "2011-09", Skill: "Summon Dice"
5285	narrow d4	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5286	d6	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5287	shaking d8	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5288	narrow d10	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5289	d12	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5290	shaking d20	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5291	generic healing potion	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5292	generic mana potion	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5293	generic restorative potion	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5294	kobold treasure hoard	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5295	newborn kobold	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5296	slightly thicker filthy rags	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-09"
5297	pulsating dungeon dragon chest	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5298	snack-sized tasty skewed huge phish stick	2	awesome	Last Available: "2011-09"
5299	Temple Grandin's sharpshooter's plastic vampire fangs of the brazier	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Familiar Weight: +7, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Feed", Last Available: "2011-10"
5300	purple pulsating Interview With You (a Vampire)	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5301	tumbling Make-Your-Own-Vampire-Fangs kit	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5302	jittery your own heart	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5303	resourceful Sword of the Brouhaha Prince	0		Maximum MP: +50, Last Available: "2011-10"
5304	skewed careful stiffened Chalice of the Malkovich Prince of the bloodbag	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Maximum HP: +100, Monster Level: -10, Last Available: "2011-10"
5305	huge Oprah's Sceptre of the Torremolinos Prince	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2011-10"
5306	studded Medallion of the Ventrilo Prince	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Last Available: "2011-10"
5307	Haunted Sorority House staff guide	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5308	twirling ghost trap	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5309	pulsating chainsaw chain	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5310	shotgun shell	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5311	skewed funhouse mirror	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5312	anodized altered gray ghostly body paint	0		Effect: "Itchy Trigger Finger", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2011-10"
5313	quantum necrotizing body spray	0		Effect: "You Know Who to Call", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2011-10"
5314	colloidal bite-me-red lipstick	0		Effect: "Minerva's Zen", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2011-10"
5315	flattened non-warmed whisker pencil	0		Effect: "Remaining Alive", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2011-10"
5316	deionized blinking press-on ribs	0		Effect: "Berry Elemental", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2011-10"
5317	tarnished Rattlin' Chains	0		Effect: "Rain Dancin'", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2011-10"
5318	super-flattened mirror Gummy Brains	0		Effect: "Goldentongue", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2011-10"
5319	wet jittery Blood 'n' Plenty	0		Effect: "Educated (Kinda)", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2011-10"
5320	anodized Lobos Mints	0		Effect: "Sugary World View", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2011-10"
5321	enhanced squat narrow upside-down Sweet Sword	0		Effect: "Armored Innards", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2011-10"
5322	lousy weak Ecto-Cooler	2	decent	Last Available: "2011-10"
5323	strong acceptable maroon Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	5	good	Last Available: "2011-10"
5324	mediocre Blood Light	4	decent	Last Available: "2011-10"
5325	practically non-alcoholic mediocre Silver Bullet beer	1	decent	Last Available: "2011-10"
5326	artisanal Bone's Farm &quot;wine&quot;	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-10"
5327	ghost protocol	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5328	cold-filtered yellow sorority brain	0		Effect: "Frigid Weapon", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2011-10"
5329	magnetized dry Nightstalker perfume	0		Effect: "In the Slimelight", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2011-10"
5330	irradiated drum of pomade	0		Effect: "Spirit of Alph", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2011-10"
5331	throwing bone	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5332	extra-see-thru nightie of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2011-10"
5333	greedy dangerous BRAINS shorts	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1.5xGhuol", Last Available: "2011-10"
5334	wicked Mesmereyes&trade; contact lenses	0		Spell Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-10"
5335	Rosewater's scrunchie	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-10"
5336	family-friendly Da Vinci's extremely skinny jeans	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy", Last Available: "2011-10"
5337	twirling greedy The Necbromancer's Hat of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Meat Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr", Last Available: "2011-10"
5338	shaking maroon Usain Bolt's stylish strapping The Necbromancer's Stein	0		Muscle: +5, Moxie: +25, Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2011-10"
5339	shaking purple shellacked educational The Necbromancer's Shorts of chilblains	0		Experience: +1, Damage Reduction: 7, Cold Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xGhuol", Last Available: "2011-10"
5340	nasty grievous educational The Necbromancer's Wizard Staff	0		Experience: +1, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Stench Damage: +5, Last Available: "2011-10"
5341	The Necbronomicon	0		Skill: "Summon &quot;Boner Battalion&quot;", Last Available: "2011-10"
5342	practically non-alcoholic drinkable The Cooler Out of Space	1	good	Last Available: "2011-10"
5343	The Necbronomicon (used)	0		Skill: "Summon &quot;Boner Battalion&quot;", Last Available: "2011-10"
5344	sorority girl's box	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5345	warmed modified jittery Necbro wafers	0		Effect: "You Know When to Walk Away", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2020-09"
5346	death blossom	0		
5347	olive A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used)	0		Skill: "Holiday Weight Gain", Last Available: "2009-12"
5348	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used)	0		Skill: "Jingle Bells", Last Available: "2009-12"
5349	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used)	0		Skill: "Candyblast", Last Available: "2009-12"
5350	maroon A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used)	0		Skill: "Surge of Icing", Last Available: "2009-12"
5351	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used)	0		Skill: "Stealth Mistletoe", Last Available: "2009-12"
5352	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used)	0		Skill: "Cringle's Curative Carol", Last Available: "2009-12"
5353	jittery jar of oil	0		
5354	The Art of Slapfighting (used)	0		Class: "Seal Clubber", Skill: "Iron Palm Technique", Last Available: "2010-06"
5355	narrow Uncle Romulus (used)	0		Class: "Turtle Tamer", Skill: "Curiosity of Br'er Tarrypin", Last Available: "2010-03"
5356	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used)	0		Class: "Pastamancer", Skill: "Stringozzi Serpent", Last Available: "2010-04"
5357	Zu Mannk&auml;se Dienen (used)	0		Class: "Sauceror", Skill: "K&auml;seso&szlig;esturm", Last Available: "2010-01"
5358	squat Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used)	0		Class: "Disco Bandit", Skill: "Kung Fu Hustler", Last Available: "2011-01"
5359	blurry Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled)	0		Class: "Accordion Thief", Skill: "Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration", Last Available: "2010-02"
5360	mirror Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used)	0		Skill: "Toynado", Last Available: "2010-12"
5361	The Joy of Wassailing (used)	0		Skill: "Wassail", Last Available: "2010-12"
5362	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used)	0		Skill: "Fashionably Late", Last Available: "2011-01"
5363	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used)	0		Skill: "Executive Narcolepsy", Last Available: "2011-01"
5364	blurry CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used)	0		Skill: "Lunch Break", Last Available: "2011-01"
5365	gray wobbly CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used)	0		Skill: "Offensive Joke", Last Available: "2011-01"
5366	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used)	0		Skill: "Managerial Manipulation", Last Available: "2011-01"
5367	Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded)	0		Skill: "Natural Born Skeleton Killer", Last Available: "2011-05"
5368	ghostly Ellsbury's journal (used)	0		Skill: "Unaccompanied Miner", Last Available: "2010-09"
5369	Jim Carey's KoL Con 8-Bit power bracelet	0		Monster Level: +25, Last Available: "2011-09"
5370	boiler	0		
5371	yellow stuffed-shirt scarecrow	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-11"
5372	prompt plastic trollipop	0		Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2011-12"
5373	plastic Fudge Wizard of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2011-12"
5374	beefcake's plastic abominable fudgeman	0		Muscle: +25, Last Available: "2011-12"
5375	rosewater-soaked plastic colollilossus	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2011-12"
5376	twirling red censurious plastic Big Candy	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
5377	The Groose in the Hoose	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-12"
5378	spruce juice	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5379	diluted gray groose grease	1	good	Effect: "Stick Emporium Membership", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2012-12"
5380	lollipop stick	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5381	jittery bananagate	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5382	pearidot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5383	tourmalime	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5384	kumquartz	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5385	upside-down blurry strawberyl	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5386	blue steel-toed ridiculous belt	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Last Available: "2011-11"
5387	hardy ridiculous earring	0		Maximum HP: +50, Last Available: "2011-11"
5388	mirror ridiculous sunglasses of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Last Available: "2011-11"
5389	yummy ridiculous sandwich	4	awesome	Last Available: "2011-11"
5390	acceptable ridiculous cocktail	3	good	Last Available: "2011-11"
5391	jittery razor-sharp zombie monkey necklace of Calamity Jane	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Critical Hit Percent: +15
5392	squat Thwaitgold butterfly statuette	0		
5393	tumbling scrap of paper	0		
5394	sandpaper	0		
5395	peppermint sprout	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5396	dry peppermint twist	0		Effect: "Mmmmmelon", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2011-11"
5397	miniature adequate peppermint patty	2	good	Last Available: "2011-11"
5398	peppermint crook	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5399	peppermint rhino baby	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5400	candy cane candygram	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
5401	purple skewed peppermint parasol	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5402	green jittery Da Vinci's candy cane	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
5403	tumbling blinking bouncing Mint Salton Pepper's Peppermint Seed Catalog	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5404	narrow shaking Peppermint Pip Packet	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5405	skewed upside-down greedy Annie Oakley's razor-sharp cane-mail shirt	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2011-12"
5406	double-paned manspreader's cane-mail pants of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -5, Cold Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xBarrr, cap 25", Last Available: "2011-12"
5407	bad Vodka Matryoshka	4	decent	Last Available: "2011-12"
5408	aged irresponsibly strong Gin Mint	6	awesome	Last Available: "2011-12"
5409	tolerable blinking Tequiz Navidad	3	good	Last Available: "2011-12"
5410	mediocre fuchsia Mint Yulep	4	decent	Last Available: "2011-12"
5411	perfectly mixed watered-down purple blinking Crimbojito	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-12"
5412	mediocre green Sangria de Menthe	4	decent	Last Available: "2011-12"
5413	candycaine powder	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
5414	licorice boa	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
5415	flattened green licorice root	0		Effect: "Blessing of the Frozen Tortellini", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2011-12"
5416	super-concentrated cold-filtered banana supersucker	0		Effect: "Scavengers Scavenging", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2011-11"
5417	boiled tarnished pear supersucker	0		Effect: "Peppermint Bite", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2011-11"
5418	dry skewed lime supersucker	0		Effect: "Saucegoggles", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2011-11"
5419	pickled purple shaking kumquat supersucker	0		Effect: "Memories of Puppy Love", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2011-11"
5420	tarnished ionized strawberry supersucker	0		Effect: "Mayeaugh", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2011-11"
5421	studded bananarama bangle	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-11"
5422	fuchsia lightning-fast pair of pearidot earrings	0		Initiative: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-11"
5423	curative tourmalime tourniquet	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-11"
5424	kumquartz ring of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-11"
5425	rosewater-soaked strawberyl necklace	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-11"
5426	MacGyver's Samson's sucker bucket	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Maximum MP: +100, Last Available: "2011-11"
5427	Sinatra's sucker hakama	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Familiar Effect: "afk, cap 12", Last Available: "2011-11"
5428	sucker kabuto of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "Atk, cap 12", Last Available: "2011-11"
5429	purple cool sucker tachi	0		Moxie: +5, Last Available: "2011-11"
5430	blurry sucker scaffold	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5431	cinnamon troll doll	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5432	grape troll doll	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5433	raspberry troll doll	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5434	pulsating DNOTC Box	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
5435	fudgecule	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5436	triple-diffused irradiated fudge lily	0		Effect: "Man's Worst Enemy", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2011-11"
5437	teal blinking superheated fudge	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5438	quadruple-polarized flattened pulsating fluid of fudge-finding	0		Effect: "Halloweeny", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2011-11"
5439	maroon fudgepuck	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5440	yummy fudgesicle	4	awesome	Last Available: "2011-11"
5441	twirling wand of fudge control	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5442	The Kloop in the Coop	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-12"
5443	miniscule beatbox	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5444	corrupted devilish folio	0		Effect: "Coy to the Hurled", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2012-12"
5445	clumsiness bark	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5446	shaking jar full of wind	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5447	dangerous jerkcicle	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5448	mirror furious stone	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5449	skewed vanity stone	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5450	lecherous stone	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5451	bouncing jealousy stone	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5452	avarice stone	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5453	gluttonous stone	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5454	gummi ingot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5455	bouncing maroon gummi ingot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5456	gummi ingot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5457	super-boiled improved Fudgie Roll	0		Effect: "Whole Latte Love", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2011-11"
5458	moldy snack-sized ghostly fudge bunny	2	crappy	Last Available: "2011-11"
5459	fudge spork	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5460	wobbly Annie Oakley's educational fudgecycle of Flo-Jo	0		Experience: +1, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Initiative: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-11"
5461	fudge cube	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5462	blank fudge mold	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5463	Libram of Resolutions	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-01", Skill: "Summon Resolutions"
5464	chilled spinning resolution: be wealthier	0		Effect: "Ooh, Sour!", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2012-01"
5465	magnetized activated activated resolution: be happier	0		Effect: "Work For Hours a Week", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2012-01"
5466	triple-unsweetened pickled ghostly resolution: be stronger	0		Effect: "Thaumodynamic", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2012-01"
5467	tarnished corrupted tumbling resolution: be smarter	0		Effect: "Smokin'", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2012-01"
5468	diffused aerosolized huge resolution: be sexier	0		Effect: "Oriental Mysticism", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2012-01"
5469	chilled corrupted frozen squat wobbly resolution: be feistier	0		Effect: "A Contender", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2012-01"
5470	denatured electrified squat resolution: be kinder	0		Effect: "Cold, Dead Hands", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2012-01"
5471	cold-filtered triple-tarnished resolution: be more adventurous	0		Effect: "Blessing of the Pervy Noodles", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2012-01"
5472	polymerized modified enhanced cyan resolution: be luckier	0		Effect: "Frostbeard", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2012-01"
5473	gummi ingot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5474	wobbly gummi ingot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5475	gummi ingot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5476	oxidized cold-filtered gummi salamander	0		Effect: "Donho's Bubbly Ballad", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2011-11"
5477	energized skewed gummi snake	0		Effect: "Banono", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2011-11"
5478	liquefied quadruple-Vulcanized quantum ghostly gummi canary	0		Effect: "Strange Mental Acuity", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2011-11"
5479	stale gummi bear	4	decent	Last Available: "2011-11"
5480	spoiled pulsating spinning gummi bear	4	crappy	Last Available: "2011-11"
5481	stale jittery gummi bear	3	decent	Last Available: "2011-11"
5482	bland ghostly drunki-bear	3	decent	Last Available: "2011-11"
5483	fancy bite-sized spoiled drunki-bear	1	crappy	Effect: "Gamer Rage", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2011-11"
5484	bland drunki-bear	3	decent	Last Available: "2011-11"
5485	horrifying gummi bowtie	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Last Available: "2011-11"
5486	Jeselnik's fudge pocket square	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Last Available: "2011-11"
5487	blue wobbly lollipop cufflinks of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-11"
5488	trilobite fossil	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5489	jittery ammonite fossil	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5490	maroon belemnite fossil	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5491	spinning trilobite candy mold	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5492	twirling ammonite candy mold	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5493	belemnite candy mold	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5494	tarnished moist huge gummi trilobite	0		Effect: "You're Not Cooking", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2011-11"
5495	electrified irradiated blinking tumbling gummi ammonite	0		Effect: "Chunky", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2011-11"
5496	modified tarnished gummi belemnite	0		Effect: "Flexibili Tea", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2011-11"
5497	all-year sucker	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5498	heart of dark chocolate	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5499	spinning wholesome educational Big Candy's tophat	0		Experience: +1, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xGhoul, 1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2011-11"
5500	Fuzzby	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-11"
5501	Jackass Plumber home game	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5502	Trivial Avocations board game	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5503	ghostly blinking Tickle-Me Emilio	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5504	blessed box	0		
5505	pack of pogs	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5506	small decent jerky coins	2	good	Last Available: "2011-11"
5507	lousy enchanted blurry Go-Wassail	3	decent	Effect: "Egg-stortionary Tactics", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2011-11"
5508	colloidal fuchsia squat Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide	0		Effect: "Barbecue Saucy", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2011-11"
5509	activated tumbling narrow bottle of bubbles	0		Effect: "Big Meat Big Prizes", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2011-11"
5510	electrified maroon wind-up meatcar	0		Effect: "Flower Power", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2011-11"
5511	Trivial Avocations Card: What?	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5512	Trivial Avocations Card: When?	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5513	Trivial Avocations Card: Who?	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5514	olive Trivial Avocations Card: Where?	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5515	pog #01 (spider)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5516	pog #02 (Knob goblin)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5517	pog #03 (warwelf)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5518	pog #04 (skleleton)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5519	gray pog #05 (ninja snowman)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5520	pog #06 (filthy hippy)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5521	shaking pog #07 (orcish frat boy)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5522	twirling huge pog #08 (hellion)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5523	pog #09 (pirate)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5524	pulsating pog #10 (hobo)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5525	wobbly green pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5526	adjusted Atomic Pop	0		Effect: "Infernal Thirst", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2020-09"
5527	twirling do-rag	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-11"
5528	green whimpering willow bark	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5529	yummy miniature berries of suffering	2	awesome	Last Available: "2012-12"
5530	concentrated wobbly baobab sap	0		Effect: "The Moxious Madrigal", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2012-12"
5531	upside-down cup of hickory chicory	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5532	upside-down gray narrow magnolia blossom	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5533	nitrogenated triple-anodized Mortimer's nostrum	0		Effect: "Industrial Strength Starch", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2012-12"
5534	acceptable high-proof Barulio's bottle	6	good	Last Available: "2012-12"
5535	electrified galvanized Marvin's marvelous pill	0		Effect: "Squirming Like a Toad", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2012-12"
5536	Winifred's whistle	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5537	narrow prose pen	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5538	bouncing half-empty carton of milk	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5539	gray glass of warm water	0		Free Pull
5540	vacuum-sealed energized extra-vacuum-sealed desktop zen garden	0		Effect: "Spiky Frozen Hair", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2012-12"
5541	mirror Vivian's Vitamin	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5542	pink-belly slapper	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5543	bouncing double-paned Leapin' Trousers of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +5
5544	perfectly mixed practically non-alcoholic eggnog	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	Last Available: "2012-12"
5545	moldy huge hamhock	9	crappy	Last Available: "2012-12"
5546	The Thorax's Codex of Tormenting Plants	0		Skill: "Torment Plant", Last Available: "2012-12"
5547	Clancy's sackbut	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5548	Ghost Pinching Quarterly	0		Skill: "Pinch Ghost", Last Available: "2012-12"
5549	Clancy's crumhorn	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5550	pulsating ghostly The Snitch's Manifesto	0		Skill: "Tattle", Last Available: "2012-12"
5551	Clancy's lute	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5552	Trusty of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
5553	red can of Rain-Doh	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5554	empty Rain-Doh can	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5555	modified red mirror fireclutch	0		Effect: "Cute Vision", Effect Duration: 56
5556	fuchsia auspicious Van der Graaf Rain-Doh wings	0		Item Drop: +10, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2012-02"
5557	Rain-Doh agent	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5558	fuchsia wholesome Rain-Doh laser gun of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: 60, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2012-02"
5559	narrow forbidden Rain-Doh lantern of terror	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Softcore Only, Lantern: 1, Lantern Element: "Stench", Last Available: "2012-02"
5560	Rain-Doh balls	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5561	Rain-Doh indigo cup	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5562	lime green flame-retardant greasy Rain-Doh violet bo	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +1, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2012-02"
5563	maroon Rain-Doh box	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5564	pulsating Rain-Doh box full of monster	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5565	big moldy PB&BP	5	crappy	
5566	flavorless club sandwich	3	decent	
5567	stale bite-sized spinning gray blinking corned-beef Reuben	1	decent	
5568	frayed ninja rope	0		
5569	dull ninja crampons	0		
5570	loose ninja carabiner	0		
5571	cyan Groar's fur	0		
5572	Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette	0		
5573	smooth tumbling Drac & Tan	4	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5574	delicious ghostly Transylvania Sling	3	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5575	smooth distilled Shot of the Living Dead	5	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5576	hand-crafted Buttery Knob	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5577	drinkable Slippery Knob	4	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5578	delicious weak yellow Flaming Knob	2	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5579	mediocre Grasshopper	4	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5580	smooth irresponsibly strong Locust	8	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5581	practically non-alcoholic acceptable Plague of Locusts	1	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5582	drinkable Red Dwarf	3	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5583	weak acceptable Golden Mean	2	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5584	high-proof bad Green Giant	10	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5585	hand-crafted Aye Aye	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5586	practically non-alcoholic perfectly mixed skewed Aye Aye, Captain	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5587	perfectly mixed high-proof bouncing Aye Aye, Tooth Tooth	10	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5588	artisanal Humanitini	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5589	acceptable green More Humanitini than Humanitini	3	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5590	watered-down enchanted lousy Oh, the Humanitini	2	decent	Effect: "Texas Elegance", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2012-03"
5591	lousy Great Older Fashioned	4	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5592	mediocre olive tumbling Fuzzy Tentacle	3	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5593	bad irresponsibly strong blue Crazymaker	8	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5594	high-proof artisanal yellow Zoodriver	9	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5595	practically non-alcoholic special delicious Sloe Comfortable Zoo	1	awesome	Effect: "Big Meat Big Prizes", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2012-03"
5596	smooth Sloe Comfortable Zoo on Fire	4	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5597	distilled acceptable ghostly Suffering Sinner	5	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5598	smooth boozy Suppurating Sinner	5	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5599	drinkable Sizzling Sinner	3	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5600	triple-distilled bad twirling Firewater	9	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5601	mediocre Earth and Firewater	3	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5602	acceptable squat tumbling Earth, Wind and Firewater	3	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5603	delicious Slimosa	4	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5604	acceptable Extra-slimy Slimosa	3	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5605	artisanal Slimebite	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5606	hand-crafted high-proof Cement Mixer	10	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5607	acceptable Jackhammer	4	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5608	tolerable Dump Truck	3	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5609	strong lousy pulsating Fauna Libre	5	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5610	aged squat bouncing Chakra Libre	4	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5611	bad Aura Libre	4	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5612	hand-crafted pulsating Sazerorc	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5613	smooth practically non-alcoholic red jittery Sazuruk-hai	1	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5614	hand-crafted Flaming Sazerorc	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5615	lousy practically non-alcoholic Green Velvet	1	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5616	acceptable Green Muslin	3	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5617	perfectly mixed Green Burlap	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5618	irresponsibly strong mediocre Mohobo	10	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5619	bad spirit-forward Moonshine Mohobo	5	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5620	tolerable jittery Flaming Mohobo	4	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5621	weak lousy special blurry Drunken Philosopher	2	decent	Effect: "Mighty Shout", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2012-03"
5622	perfectly mixed Drunken Neurologist	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5623	watered-down smooth Drunken Astrophysicist	2	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5624	practically non-alcoholic hand-crafted Dark & Starry	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5625	bad boozy Black Hole	5	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5626	hand-crafted watered-down Event Horizon	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5627	delicious Herring Daiquiri	4	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5628	artisanal maroon Herring Wallbanger	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5629	perfectly mixed special fuchsia Herringtini	4	EPIC	Effect: "Coated Arms", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2012-03"
5630	hand-crafted weak blurry Lollipop Drop	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5631	smooth Candy Alexander	4	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5632	artisanal Candicaine	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5633	aged watered-down Caipiranha	2	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5634	distilled smooth huge gray Flying Caipiranha	5	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5635	acceptable triple-distilled Flaming Caipiranha	8	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5636	mediocre Punchplanter	3	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5637	acceptable Doublepunchplanter	3	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5638	lousy weak special Haymaker	2	decent	Effect: "Sweet and Yellow", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2012-03"
5639	Small Medium	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-03"
5640	crystal decanter	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2012-03"
5641	spoiled fungus	3	crappy	
5642	poisoned dart	0		
5643	liquefied wet huge stone wool	0		Effect: "Vitali Tea", Effect Duration: 23
5644	stones	0		
5645	the Nostril of the Serpent	0		
5646	blurry calendar fragment	0		
5647	hardy calendar	0		Maximum HP: +50
5648	prompt Boris's Helm of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Adventures: +3, Softcore Only, Free Pull, Familiar Effect: "atk, MP regen, cap 25", Last Available: "2012-04", Minstrel Level: +1, Softcore Only: [1-path(Avatar of Boris)]
5649	double-paned staph of homophones of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Cold Resistance: +5, Alters Page Text
5650	fortified Boris's Helm (askew) of the overflowing toilet of bravery	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Resistance: +5, Softcore Only, Free Pull, Familiar Effect: "atk, MP regen, cap 25", Last Available: "2012-04", Minstrel Level: +1, Softcore Only: [1-path(Avatar of Boris)]
5651	shaking mime soul fragment	0		Last Available: "2012-04"
5652	fuchsia Monster Manuel	0		Free Pull
5653	shaking key-o-tron	0		
5654	adequate blinking nailswurst	4	good	
5655	irresponsibly strong drinkable bouncing used beer	9	good	
5656	shaking Huggler Radio	0		Free Pull
5657	green fettucini &eacute;pines Inconnu recipe	0		Recipe: "fettucini &eacute;pines Inconnu"
5658	slap and slap again recipe	0		Recipe: "slap and slap again"
5659	shaking MacGyver's insulting hat	0		Maximum MP: +100, Familiar Effect: "cap 2"
5660	frosty offensive moustache	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
5661	beefy hairshirt	0		Muscle: +10
5662	Olympic-sized Clan crate	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-05"
5663	microwave	0		Free Pull
5664	tumbling pony keg	0		Free Pull
5665	green How to Tolerate Jerks	0		Skill: "Thick-Skinned"
5666	How to Hold a Grudge	0		Skill: "Chip on your Shoulder"
5667	puppet strings	0		Free Pull
5668	bagged &quot;L&quot;	0		
5669	wobbly huge club	0		
5670	stale fettucini &eacute;pines Inconnu	3	decent	
5671	delicious slap and slap again	3	awesome	
5672	blinking gunpowder burrito	2	good	
5673	beery blood	2	good	
5674	maroon &quot;L&quot;	0		
5675	dried watered-down Red Minotaur	1		
5676	pool torpedo	0		Last Available: "2012-05"
5677	Ze&trade; goggles of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Familiar Effect: "Atk, cap 7", Last Available: "2012-05"
5678	soggy used band-aid	0		Last Available: "2012-05"
5679	twirling forbidden stylish swimsuit of the storm	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 10", Last Available: "2012-05"
5680	huge lost key	0		Last Available: "2012-05"
5681	decent P.B.L.T.	3	good	
5682	note from Clancy	0		Skill: "Request Sandwich"
5683	tumbling BURT	0		
5684	handful of juicy garbage	0		
5685	lime green bugbear communicator badge	0		
5686	quantum nanopolymer spider web	0		
5687	bugbear autopsy tweezers	0		
5688	UV monocular of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
5689	lime green drone self-destruct chip	0		
5690	bouncing Jeff Goldblum larva	0		
5691	pacification grenade	0		
5692	squat nippy quantum disintegrator pistol	0		Cold Damage: +10
5693	inspector's phase-tuned shield generator belt	0		Item Drop: +15, Single Equip
5694	Thwaitgold woollybear statuette	0		
5695	censurious bugbear detector	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Single Equip
5696	bugbear purification pill	0		
5697	mirror 1 Meat	0		
5698	spinning asbestos-lined smartaleck's The Lost Glasses	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Hot Resistance: +5, Single Equip
5699	The Lost Pill Bottle	0		Last Available: "2012-05"
5700	The Lost Comb	0		
5701	ghostly Moping Artistic Goth Kid	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-06"
5702	olive mannequin	0		Familiar Weight: +5
5703	skewed cyan crayon shavings	0		Last Available: "2012-06"
5704	wax bugbear	0		Last Available: "2012-06"
5705	upside-down up-at-dawn energetic wax hat	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Adventures: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy", Last Available: "2012-06"
5706	spinning shellacked forbidden wax pants	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Damage Reduction: 7, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xBarrr, cap 12", Last Available: "2012-06"
5707	teal FDKOL commendation	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5708	super-ionized galvanized blinking jittery drop of water-37	0		Effect: "Sweet and Green", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2012-07"
5709	stanky Rosewater's fireman's helmet	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "cold atk", Last Available: "2012-07"
5712	spinning fire axe of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Last Available: "2012-07"
5713	smelly fortified fire extinguisher of the boozehound	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2012-07"
5714	FDKOL tattoo	0		
5715	pulsating Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians	0		Skill: "Frigidalmatian", Last Available: "2012-07"
5716	Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used)	0		Skill: "Frigidalmatian", Last Available: "2012-07"
5717	stale maroon shaking FDKOL hotcakes	3	decent	Last Available: "2012-07"
5718	ghostly hot egg	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5719	smoking grass	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5720	miniature bland purple fiery wing	2	decent	Last Available: "2012-07"
5721	nasty baleful wings of fire	0		Spell Damage: +25, Stench Damage: +5, Last Available: "2012-07"
5722	ghostly supercool FDKOL fire hose	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Last Available: "2012-07"
5723	quantum bottle of fire	0		Effect: "Human-Elf Hybrid", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2012-07"
5724	molten brick	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5725	hot daub	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5726	gray beefy hot daub bun of the blizzard	0		Muscle: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cap 21", Last Available: "2012-07"
5727	hot daub stand of the boozehound	0		Item Drop: +5, Booze Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cap 21", Last Available: "2012-07"
5728	Van der Graaf hale foot-long hot daub	0		Maximum HP: +20, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2012-07"
5729	olive twirling ballpark hot daub	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5730	stale angst burger	4	decent	
5731	mediocre practically non-alcoholic 5-hour acrimony	1	decent	
5732	maroon blank note	0		
5733	upside-down eerily silent box	0		
5734	stale forbidden sausage	3	decent	
5735	ribald Lord Flameface's cloak	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Swirl Cloak", Last Available: "2012-07"
5736	frozen squat fuchsia Drizzlers&trade; Black Licorice	0		Effect: "Capricorn Rising", Effect Duration: 33
5737	moist daub-breaker	0		Effect: "Sugar, Hello", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2020-09"
5738	jittery steel-toed Camp Scout backpack	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Softcore Only, Drops Items, Last Available: "2012-07"
5739	teal CSA fire-starting kit	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5740	rotten half-sized twirling green bag of GORP	2	crappy	Last Available: "2012-07"
5741	weak tolerable water purification pills	2	good	Last Available: "2012-07"
5742	Camp Scout pup tent	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5743	practically non-alcoholic hand-crafted CSA scoutmaster's &quot;water&quot;	1	super ultra EPIC	Last Available: "2012-07"
5744	rotten bag of GORF	3	crappy	Last Available: "2012-07"
5745	CSA discount card	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
5746	normal bag of QWOP	4	good	Last Available: "2012-07"
5747	double-polarized unsweetened CSA bravery badge	0		Effect: "The Halls of Moxiousness", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2012-07"
5748	CSA all-purpose soap	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5749	artisanal fortified mirror CSA cheerfulness ration	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-07"
5750	CSA obedience grenade	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5751	tumbling Tales of the Word Realms	0		
5752	moldy tiny crappy brain	1	crappy	
5753	stale decent brain	3	decent	
5754	bland small good brain	2	decent	
5755	thick spoiled boss brain	5	crappy	
5756	decent half-sized hunter brain	2	good	
5758	greedy therapeutic supercool Staff of Holiday Sensations	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Meat Drop: +20, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2011-11"
5759	wool staff of bravery	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Spooky Resistance: +5
5760	miser's Oprah's staff of the empath	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Familiar Weight: +5, Meat Drop: +10
5761	squat clever brawny Staff of the Scummy Sink of Calamity Jane	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Maximum MP: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Slime Hates It: +1
5762	nose	0		
5763	greasy steel-toed Superhero Reboots	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
5764	bouncing ribald Jack Frost's fuzzy busby	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, cap 32"
5765	supercool fuzzy earmuffs of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Moxie Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, cap 32"
5766	fireproof sharpshooter's fuzzy montera of the cheetah	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Hot Resistance: +3, Initiative: +60, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, cap 32"
5767	Unagnimated Gnome	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-08"
5768	gnomish swimmer's ears	0		Better Diver: +10, Equips On: "Reagnimated Gnome", Familiar Effect: "underwater", Last Available: "2012-08"
5769	gnomish coal miner's lung	0		Equips On: "Reagnimated Gnome", Familiar Effect: "block", Last Available: "2012-08"
5770	upside-down gnomish tennis elbow	0		Equips On: "Reagnimated Gnome", Familiar Effect: "damage", Last Available: "2012-08"
5771	gnomish housemaid's kgnee	0		Equips On: "Reagnimated Gnome", Familiar Effect: "gain advs", Last Available: "2012-08"
5772	gnomish athlete's foot	0		Equips On: "Reagnimated Gnome", Familiar Effect: "delevel", Last Available: "2012-08"
5773	tumbling Thwaitgold maggot statuette	0		
5774	talkative skull	0		
5775	fronts	0		Familiar Weight: +5
5776	pulsating lightning-fast savvy Barney's rake	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Initiative: +40
5778	adequate huge jittery idiot brain	9	good	
5779	maroon hardy keel-haulin' knife	0		Maximum HP: +50
5780	ice cream scoop of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25
5781	triple-distilled mediocre soft echo eyedrop antidote martini	10	decent	
5782	morningwood plank	0		
5783	raging hardwood plank	0		
5784	weirdwood plank	0		
5785	thick caulk	0		
5786	hard screw	0		
5787	twirling messy butt joint	0		
5788	smut orc keepsake box	0		
5789	pulsating yellow bubblin' crude	0		
5790	box of bear arms	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5791	lightning-fast Samson's right bear arm	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Initiative: +40, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Kodiak Moment", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Grizzly Scene", Last Available: "2012-09", Softcore Only: [1-path(Zombie Slayer)]
5792	ghostly smelly left bear arm of the brute of incineration	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Bear-Backrub", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Bear-ly Legal", Last Available: "2012-09", Softcore Only: [1-path(Zombie Slayer)]
5793	mirror fireproof Hat O' Nine Tails	0		Hot Resistance: +3
5794	aerosolized Enchanted Plunger	0		Effect: "Faboooo", Effect Duration: 48
5795	oxidized enhanced olive Enchanted Flyswatter	0		Effect: "You Know Who to Call", Effect Duration: 14
5796	electrified warmed Gearhead Goo	0		Effect: "init.enh", Effect Duration: 42
5797	boiled wobbly Missing Eye Simulation Device	0		Effect: "Haunted Liver", Effect Duration: 52
5798	modified quantum blinking Gnollish Crossdress	0		Effect: "Patent Avarice", Effect Duration: 46
5799	cold-filtered moist narrow wobbly eldritch dough	0		Effect: "Hairy Palms", Effect Duration: 57
5800	polarized Charity's choker	0		Effect: "Hennaliciousness", Effect Duration: 59
5801	moist twirling Smart Bone Dust	0		Effect: "You Can Really Taste the Dormouse", Effect Duration: 15
5802	chilled perpendicular guano	0		Effect: "Become Superficially interested", Effect Duration: 36
5803	frozen ionized chilled White Chocolate Golem Seeds	0		Effect: "The Moxie of LOV", Effect Duration: 66
5804	quadruple-polymerized ghostly Shivering Ch&egrave;vre	0		Effect: "Berry Elemental", Effect Duration: 50
5805	nitrogenated ionized breath mint	0		Effect: "Bananas!", Effect Duration: 44
5806	polymerized ionized squat cyan muesli	0		Effect: "Bats in the Belfry", Effect Duration: 23
5807	non-warmed pressed glass of warm milk	0		Effect: "Tingly Wrists", Effect Duration: 48
5808	irradiated glass of gnat milk	0		Effect: "Bat Attitude", Effect Duration: 53
5809	modified vacuum-sealed blurry Knob Goblin Mutagen	0		Effect: "Liquid Courage", Effect Duration: 48
5810	aerosolized shaking Tears of the Quiet Healer	0		Effect: "Slightly Mutated", Effect Duration: 61
5811	moist irradiated shaking tube of lipstick	0		Effect: "Liquidy Smoky", Effect Duration: 31
5812	cold-filtered triple-flattened cold-filtered bouncing skelelton spine	0		Effect: "Heart of Green", Effect Duration: 47
5813	wet oxidized smut orc sunglasses	0		Effect: "Sweetened and Fattened", Effect Duration: 50
5814	flattened ionized blob of acid	0		Effect: "All Fired Up", Effect Duration: 27
5815	frozen blue flayed mind	0		Effect: "Trash-Wrapped", Effect Duration: 57
5816	oxidized nitrogenated kobold kibble	0		Effect: "Twenty-three Squid, Ew", Effect Duration: 56
5817	ionized blue skewed forest spirit rattle	0		Effect: "Disdain of the War Snapper", Effect Duration: 34
5818	quantum twirling twirling Stone Golem pebbles	0		Effect: "Big Ol' Glass of Rum", Effect Duration: 27
5819	colloidal liquefied gravy fairy warlock hat	0		Effect: "Oily Flavor", Effect Duration: 63
5820	alkaline bull blubber	0		Effect: "Super Skill", Effect Duration: 63
5821	triple-pressed cold-filtered jittery jittery frog lip-print	0		Effect: "Tennis Elbow-wow", Effect Duration: 64
5822	polarized gazely stare	0		Effect: "White Blooded", Effect Duration: 60
5823	boiled Vulcanized Vulcanized canopic jar	0		Effect: "Drenched With Filth", Effect Duration: 24
5824	improved clove-flavored lip balm	0		Effect: "Elemental Saucesphere", Effect Duration: 29
5825	frozen spinning Skullery Maid's Knee	0		Effect: "Macho Profundo", Effect Duration: 23
5826	super-vacuum-sealed huge zombie hollandaise	0		Effect: "Ooh, Salty!", Effect Duration: 20
5827	quadruple-electrified magnetized olive shaking skeletal banana	0		Effect: "Bear Clawed", Effect Duration: 17
5828	magnetized activated pulsating red gilt perfume bottle	0		Effect: "Coy to the Hurled", Effect Duration: 63
5829	anodized mirror janglin' bones	0		Effect: "Thanksgot", Effect Duration: 30
5830	activated Vulcanized tumbling purple pygmy papers	0		Effect: "Mushroom Melody", Effect Duration: 14
5831	flattened diffused oxidized wobbly pygmy dart	0		Effect: "Gummiheart", Effect Duration: 61
5832	energized secret mummy herbs and spices	0		Effect: "Prelude of Precision", Effect Duration: 56
5833	denatured brigand brittle	0		Effect: "Hairy Palms", Effect Duration: 52
5834	nitrogenated extra-pickled deionized holistic headache remedy	0		Effect: "Nasty, Nasty Breath", Effect Duration: 25
5835	unsweetened scrunchie tourniquet	0		Effect: "Feelin' Philosophical", Effect Duration: 65
5836	dry blue embezzler's oil	0		Effect: "Human-Pirate Hybrid", Effect Duration: 67
5837	aerosolized Fu Manchu Wax	0		Effect: "Some Cheese with Your Wine", Effect Duration: 19
5838	anodized vacuum-sealed Iiti Kitty Gumdrop	0		Effect: "Pecan Pied Piper", Effect Duration: 38
5839	pickled ravenous eye	0		Effect: "Flashing Eyes", Effect Duration: 42
5840	quantum bouncing Rogue Windmill Rouge	0		Effect: "Night of the Nachos", Effect Duration: 25
5841	enhanced upside-down A muse-bouche	0		Effect: "Ancestral Disapproval", Effect Duration: 24
5842	polymerized triple-polymerized twirling blinking toothbrush	0		Effect: "Thick-Skinned", Effect Duration: 59
5843	alkaline tumbling pirate cream pie	0		Effect: "Phairly Balanced", Effect Duration: 65
5844	ionized galvanized una poca de gracia	0		Effect: "How to Scam Tourists", Effect Duration: 31
5845	anodized wet compressed air canister	0		Effect: "Full Bottle in front of Me", Effect Duration: 20
5846	quadruple-altered corrupted teal skewed salt water taffy	0		Effect: "Heart of Lavender", Effect Duration: 47
5847	concentrated deionized maroon unholy water	0		Effect: "Spell Transfer Complete", Effect Duration: 56
5848	polymerized anodized Bangyomaman battle juice	0		Effect: "Patience of the Tortoise", Effect Duration: 53
5849	deionized cold-filtered handyman &quot;hand soap&quot;	0		Effect: "Hangdog", Effect Duration: 36
5850	quadruple-improved polymerized space marine flash grenade	0		Effect: "Natural 20", Effect Duration: 41
5851	nitrogenated anodized blurry temporary tribal tattoo	0		Effect: "Deeply Ironic", Effect Duration: 57
5852	denatured oil-filled donut	0		Effect: "Also Schmeckt Zarathustra", Effect Duration: 43
5853	dry pressed stick-on gnome beard	0		Effect: "Always In Motion", Effect Duration: 48
5854	pickled fuchsia BRICKO stud	0		Effect: "Turtle Power", Effect Duration: 20
5855	moist double-cold-filtered teal Osk'r Chow	0		Effect: "Stop and Smell the Fudge", Effect Duration: 52
5856	corrupted super-concentrated upside-down Scuba Snack	0		Effect: "The Magical Mojomuscular Melody", Effect Duration: 19
5857	extra-wet boiled grey cube	0		Effect: "Stands Alone", Effect Duration: 13
5858	nitrogenated liquefied votive candle	0		Effect: "Vanity Rage", Effect Duration: 56
5859	nitrogenated jittery booby trap	0		Effect: "Well Owl Be!", Effect Duration: 32
5860	moist ghostly pulsating Agent Corrigan's cigarette	0		Effect: "Lifted Spirits", Effect Duration: 56
5861	cold-filtered good ash	0		Effect: "Bright!", Effect Duration: 25
5862	Tome of Rad Libs	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-09", Skill: "Summon Rad Libs"
5863	Rad Lib	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5864	papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; glob	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5865	adjusted quantum enhanced papier-mochi	0		Effect: "Chief Executive Optimism", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2012-09"
5866	dry papier-m&acirc;chaeranthera	0		Effect: "Woad Warrior", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2012-09"
5867	tarnished polymerized improved papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; toothpicks	0		Effect: "Sticks and Stones", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2012-09"
5868	Samson's papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute;te of the bloodbag	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Maximum HP: +100, Alters Page Text, Last Available: "2012-09"
5869	gravedigger's hardened papier-m&acirc;chine gun	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Spooky Damage: +10, Alters Page Text, Last Available: "2012-09"
5870	squat flame-retardant thinker's papier-masque	0		Mysticality: +10, Hot Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Alters Page Text, Last Available: "2012-09"
5871	therapeutic veiny papier-mitre	0		Maximum HP: +10, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Alters Page Text, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2012-09"
5872	yellow prompt papier-m&acirc;churidars of the early riser	0		Adventures: 10, Alters Page Text, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2012-09"
5873	papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; plaque	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5874	papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; handle	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5875	papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; base	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5876	papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; bowl	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5877	jittery papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; trophy pi&ntilde;ata	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5878	Van der Graaf Rainbow Jello Mould	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
5879	Pete & Jackie's Dragon Tooth Emporium Catalog	0		Last Available: "2012-10"
5880	blurry packet of dragon's teeth	0		Last Available: "2012-10"
5881	skeleton	0		Last Available: "2012-10"
5882	perfumed frightening skeleton skis of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Spooky Damage: +5, Stench Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-10"
5883	normal skeleton quiche	3	good	Last Available: "2012-10"
5884	skeletal scabbard	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-10"
5885	twirling skeletal skiff	0		Last Available: "2012-10"
5886	prompt reassuring Jeselnik's medical-grade Bonestabber	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +1, Adventures: +3, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2012-10"
5887	drinkable crystal skeleton vodka	3	good	Last Available: "2012-10"
5888	squat Lazybones&trade; recliner	0		Last Available: "2012-10"
5889	perfumed auxiliary backbone	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2012-10"
5890	skewed skulldozer egg	0		Last Available: "2012-10"
5891	skewed ribcage rollcage	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2012-10"
5892	modified vacuum-sealed polarized bouncing that gum you like	0		Effect: "Sausage Festive", Effect Duration: 62
5893	dreaming Jung man	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-12"
5894	Little Crimson Book	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
5895	avatar of the Unconscious Collective	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-12"
5896	canary nightlight	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
5897	dehydrated pulsating Unconscious Collective Dream Jar	1	decent	Last Available: "2013-12"
5898	jar of psychoses (The Suspicious-Looking Guy)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5899	jar of psychoses (The Captain of the Gourd)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5900	jar of psychoses (The Crackpot Mystic)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5901	jar of psychoses (The Old Man)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5902	jar of psychoses (The Pretentious Artist)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5903	jar of psychoses (The Meatsmith)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5905	yellow jar of psychoses (Jick)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5906	pixel pill	0		
5907	pixel energy tank	0		
5908	pulsating ChibiBuddy&trade; (on)	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5909	greasy sage wedding ring	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
5910	deactivated nanobots	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-11"
5911	nanorhino credit card	0		Last Available: "2012-11"
5912	shaking rosy-cheeked strapping Solstice Shield	0		Muscle: +5, Maximum HP Percent: +30
5913	denatured candy sushi set	0		Effect: "Dreadful Sheen", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2012-12"
5914	enhanced improved polymerized sweet mochi ball	0		Effect: "Wet and Greedy", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2012-12"
5915	boiled beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	0		Effect: "Celestial Body", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2012-12"
5916	anodized sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	0		Effect: "Human-Hobo Hybrid", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2012-12"
5917	vacuum-sealed mirror cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	0		Effect: "Savage Beast Inside", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2012-12"
5918	mirror miser's plastic animelf	0		Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5919	Usain Bolt's plastic ChibiBuddy&trade;	0		Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2012-12"
5920	mirror plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Last Available: "2012-12"
5921	plastic Uncle Crimboku of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Last Available: "2012-12"
5922	plastic MechaElf of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5923	plastic ingot	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5924	blurry electrical thingamabob	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5925	ChibiBuddy&trade; (off)	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5926	BittyCar MeatCar	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5927	BittyCar HotCar	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5928	bouncing curative brainwave-controlled unicorn horn	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Uni-Gore", Familiar Effect: "atk, 5xVolley, cap 2", Last Available: "2012-12"
5929	bubble-wrap simulator	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5930	blind-packed capsule toy	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5931	censurious toasty Lo Pan's plastic four-shadowed mime	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Hot Damage: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-12"
5932	Oprah's smooth plastic Bugbear Captain	0		Moxie: +15, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-12"
5933	plastic Rene C. Corman of terror of the boozehound	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Booze Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-12"
5934	foul-smelling plastic Lord Flameface of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Stench Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-12"
5935	greedy plastic Beebee King	0		Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2012-12"
5936	brawny plastic Queen Bee	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Last Available: "2012-12"
5937	plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Last Available: "2012-12"
5938	narrow horrifying plastic Clancy the Minstrel	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Last Available: "2012-12"
5939	forbidden plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2012-12"
5940	fuchsia smelly plastic spiderbugbear	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5941	Newton's plastic peacannon	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Last Available: "2012-12"
5942	huge nasty plastic the Free Man	0		Stench Damage: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5943	plastic fire servant of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2012-12"
5944	spinning healthy plastic mumblebee	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2012-12"
5945	padded plastic moneybee	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Last Available: "2012-12"
5946	bouncing resourceful plastic beebee gunners	0		Maximum MP: +50, Last Available: "2012-12"
5947	blue pulsating vibrating plastic beebee queue	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5948	blue asbestos-lined plastic buzzerker	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5949	lime green plastic bee swarm of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2012-12"
5950	Tesla plastic batbugbear	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5951	skewed plastic bugaboo of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2012-12"
5952	sizzling plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear	0		Hot Damage: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5953	rock-hard plastic ops bugbear	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5954	twirling plastic hypodermic bugbear of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2012-12"
5955	manspreader's plastic cavebugbear	0		Monster Level: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5956	narrow therapeutic plastic Norville Rogers	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2012-12"
5957	plastic Scott the Miner of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Last Available: "2012-12"
5958	greasy plastic angry space marine	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5959	squat plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2012-12"
5960	squat fireproof plastic Father McGruber	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2012-12"
5961	plastic Hank North, Photojournalist of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2012-12"
5962	pulsating blue wobbly skewed smooth plastic blazing bat	0		Moxie: +15, Last Available: "2012-12"
5963	Annie Oakley's electronic dulcimer pants of the boozehound	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Booze Drop: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play Hog Fiddle", Familiar Effect: "8xPotato, cap 2", Last Available: "2012-12"
5964	bouncing A-Boo clue	0		
5965	nasty chilly Frown Exerciser	0		Cold Damage: +5, Stench Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-12"
5966	ghostly soul monocle	0		Single Equip
5967	gray soul doorbell	0		
5968	huge soul coin	0		
5969	olive soul knife	0		
5970	soul mask of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Single Equip
5971	upside-down mirror record of infuriating silence	0		Skill: "Silent Slam", Last Available: "2012-10"
5972	fuchsia record of infuriating silence (used)	0		Skill: "Silent Slam", Last Available: "2012-10"
5973	record of tranquil silence	0		Skill: "Silent Squirt", Last Available: "2012-10"
5974	blurry record of tranquil silence (used)	0		Skill: "Silent Squirt", Last Available: "2012-10"
5975	spinning record of menacing silence	0		Skill: "Silent Slice", Last Available: "2012-10"
5976	upside-down teal record of menacing silence (used)	0		Skill: "Silent Slice", Last Available: "2012-10"
5977	spinning rosewater-soaked sizzling nippy silent beret	0		Cold Damage: +10, Hot Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, cap 3"
5978	rotten slice of pizza	3	crappy	Last Available: "2013-02"
5979	huge coin	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5980	cartoon heart	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5981	star	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5982	bad watered-down blinking tankard of ale	2	decent	Last Available: "2013-02"
5983	vial of holy water	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5984	squat lime green ghostly double-paned dog trainer's cloth cap of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Experience (familiar): +1, Cold Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 12", Last Available: "2013-02"
5985	spinning maroon greedy ruddy slick iron dagger	0		Moxie: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2013-02"
5986	normal hamburger	4	good	Last Available: "2013-02"
5987	skewed olive dollar-sign bag	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5988	jittery potion	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5989	potion	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5990	hand-crafted weak squat bottle of wine	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2013-02"
5991	pulsating round bomb	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5992	bouncing dog trainer's hardened iron helmet of the businessman	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Experience (familiar): +1, Meat Drop: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-02"
5993	prompt Rosewater's steel sword of Leguizamo	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Monster Level: +20, Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2013-02"
5994	spoiled whole roasted chicken	4	crappy	Last Available: "2013-02"
5995	massive gemstone	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5996	purple extra-strength potion	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5997	squat potion	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5998	bad practically non-alcoholic shining goblet	1	decent	Last Available: "2013-02"
5999	mirror fireball	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
6000	zippy perfumed scandalous crown	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Stench Resistance: +5, Initiative: +20, Familiar Effect: "3xGhoul, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-02"
6001	chilly dog trainer's wicked sword	0		Spell Damage: +5, Experience (familiar): +1, Cold Damage: +5, Last Available: "2013-02"
6002	upside-down inspector's knitted friendly Helm of the Scream Emperor	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Cold Resistance: +3, Item Drop: +15, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xFairy, cap 30", Last Available: "2013-02"
6003	rock-hard Cloak of Dire Shadows of Tarzan of bravery	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Damage Reduction: 5, Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2013-02"
6004	wool ribald experienced Sword of Dark Omens	0		Experience: +2, Sleaze Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2013-02"
6005	healthy Shield of Icy Fate of the cougar of the sweet-tooth	0		Moxie: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2013-02"
6006	ribald electrified ruddy Greaves of the Murk Lord	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Sleaze Damage: +10, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, cap 30", Last Available: "2013-02"
6007	greedy sharpshooter's Gauntlets of the Blood Moon of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Meat Drop: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-02"
6008	knitted deadly smooth Boots of Twilight Whispers	0		Moxie: +15, Weapon Damage: +5, Cold Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-02"
6009	zippy Jack Frost's crafty Belt of Howling Anger	0		Maximum MP: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Initiative: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-02"
6010	skewed blue flame-retardant logging hatchet	0		Hot Resistance: +1
6011	weightlifter's orc wrist	0		Muscle: +15
6012	huge veiny freshwater pearl necklace	0		Maximum HP: +10
6013	fuchsia horrifying orcish stud-finder of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Spooky Damage: +25
6014	perfumed screwing pooch	0		Stench Resistance: +5
6015	galvanized boiled narrow orcish hand lotion	0		Effect: "License to Punch", Effect Duration: 38
6016	quadruple-dry nitrogenated squat orcish rubber	0		Effect: "Aspect of the Twinklefairy", Effect Duration: 31
6017	enhanced non-anodized colloidal huge orcish nailing lube	0		Effect: "Ginger Snapped", Effect Duration: 25
6018	acceptable triple-distilled backwoods screwdriver	10	good	
6019	loadstone of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100
6020	Sherlock's razor-sharp Claybender glasses	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Item Drop: +25, Single Equip
6021	ruddy educational Duskwalker fangs	0		Experience: +1, Maximum HP Percent: +40
6022	twirling maroon Space Tourist Phaser	0		
6023	foul-smelling Whoompa Fur Pants of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Stench Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 27"
6024	deadly Whatsian Ionic Pliers	0		Weapon Damage: +5
6025	diffused Polysniff Perfume	0		Effect: "Marinated", Effect Duration: 30
6026	Duskwalker syringe	0		
6027	gray Space Tours Tripple	0		
6028	Battlie Light Saver	0		
6029	T.U.R.D.S. Key	0		
6030	hardy dress pants	0		Maximum HP: +50, Familiar Effect: "2xFairy, cap 28"
6031	bouncing Da Vinci's badge of authority	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Single Equip
6032	yellow family-friendly motorcycle boots of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Single Equip
6033	medical-grade stolen necklace of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
6034	jittery supercharged dangerous troll britches	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "1.5xPotato, cap 28"
6035	frozen energized red twirling vial of The Glistening	0		Effect: "Turn On, Tune In, Play Ball!", Effect Duration: 37
6036	bad triple-distilled artisanal limoncello	9	decent	
6037	ginger ale	0		
6038	special moldy snack-sized incredible pizza	2	crappy	Effect: "Extra-Wet", Effect Duration: 50
6039	Rosewater's oil cap of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Mysticality Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "cap 28"
6040	red quilted weightlifter's oil lamp	0		Muscle: +15, Damage Absorption: +40
6041	stylish oil slacks	0		Moxie: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 30"
6042	spinning smelly oil pan	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10
6043	boid	0		
6044	woim	0		
6045	Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette	0		
6046	tumbling shaking BittyCar SoulCar	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6047	upside-down teal beefcake's Misty Cloak of the wise owl	0		Muscle: +25, Mysticality: +20
6048	ghostly Misty Robe of wisdom of Flo-Jo	0		Mysticality: +15, Initiative: +100
6049	Jim Carey's Misty Cape of the ox of the businessman	0		Muscle: +20, Monster Level: +25, Meat Drop: +50
6050	woimbook	0		Familiar Weight: +5
6051	wobbly Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6052	spoiled bouncing Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco	3	crappy	Last Available: "2012-12"
6053	triple-distilled enchanted smooth Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita	7	awesome	Effect: "Metal Speed", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2012-12"
6054	boiled adjusted mirror Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro	0		Effect: "Dance of the Sugar Fairy", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2012-12"
6055	psychoanalytic jar	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6056	The Sword in the Steak	0		Last Available: "2013-12", Wiki Name: "The Sword in the Steak (item)"
6057	Lo Pan's arcane researcher's Meatcleaver	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Last Available: "2013-12"
6058	blurry baleful Crimbo Elf bobble-head	0		Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2012-12"
6059	censurious Crimbo stogie-scented room odorizer	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2012-12"
6060	Crimbo bottomless hot cocoa mug of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
6061	fuchsia Crimbo tree flocker of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2012-12"
6062	upside-down dog trainer's Crimbo light-up Rudolph doll	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Last Available: "2012-12"
6063	scandalous Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
6064	sharp tin strip	0		
6065	wad of spider silk	0		
6066	goblin collarbone	0		
6067	reassuring toasty Truthsayer	0		Hot Damage: +5, Spooky Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2013-12"
6068	loose blade	0		
6069	goblin bone hilt	0		
6070	sword blade	0		
6071	skewed twirling Thinknerd's Grimoire of Geeky Gifts	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-12", Skill: "Summon Geeky Gifts"
6072	tumbling spinning shaking confusing LED clock	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6073	adjusted haggis-infused soap	0		Effect: "Adrenaline Rush", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2012-12"
6074	quantum chilled spinning magicberry tablets	0		Effect: "Natural 20", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2012-12"
6075	oxidized super-warmed shaking 37x37x37 puzzle cube	0		Effect: "Newt Gets In Your Eyes", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2012-12"
6076	acceptable tumbling McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade	4	good	Last Available: "2012-12"
6077	stale green haggis-wrapped haggis-stuffed haggis	4	decent	Last Available: "2012-12"
6078	home robotics kit	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6079	olive school calculator watch	0		Last Available: "2012-12", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.25
6080	skewed thinker's haggis socks	0		Mysticality: +10, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Haggis Kick", Last Available: "2012-12"
6081	upside-down airblaster gun	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Air Blast", Last Available: "2012-12"
6082	pulsating Thinknerd T-shirt grab bag	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6083	actual reality goggles	0		Single Equip, Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-12"
6084	jittery Mr. Haggis	0		Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2012-12"
6085	magnetic sculpture kit	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6086	twirling Microplushie: Otakulone	0		Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
6087	educational Microplushie: Hippylase	0		Experience: +1, Last Available: "2012-12"
6088	wobbly shaking weightlifter's Microplushie: Bropane	0		Muscle: +15, Last Available: "2012-12"
6089	groovy Microplushie: Sororitrate	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
6090	studded Microplushie: Gothochondria	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Last Available: "2012-12"
6091	medical-grade Microplushie: Raverdrine	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2012-12"
6092	strapping Microplushie: Hobomosome	0		Muscle: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
6093	dog trainer's Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Last Available: "2012-12"
6094	jittery healthy Microplushie: Dorkonide	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2012-12"
6095	Microplushie: Fauxnerditide of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Last Available: "2012-12"
6096	twirling lime green Microplushie: Hipsterine of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Last Available: "2012-12"
6097	classy monkey	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6098	gourd potion	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6099	Thinknerd T-Shirt of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
6100	lime green pile of useless robot parts	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6101	homemade robot	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6102	ghostly homemade robot gear	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6103	Artist's Whisk of Misery	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6104	Artist's Butterknife of Regret	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6105	ghostly Artist's Spatula of Despair	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6106	upside-down Artist's Cookie Cutter of Loneliness	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6107	gray mirror Artist's Cr&egrave;me Brul&eacute;e Torch of Fury	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6108	fuchsia weightlifter's Ginsu&trade;	0		Muscle: +15, Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
6109	bubble-wrap simulator (one broken button)	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6110	bubble-wrap simulator (half broken)	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6111	bubble-wrap simulator (one button left)	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6112	zaibatsu lobby card	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6113	mirror zaibatsu level 1 card	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6114	zaibatsu level 2 card	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6115	zaibatsu level 3 card	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6116	CEO office card	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6117	test site key	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6118	red goggles	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6119	wobbly abacus	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6120	bonsai tree	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6121	mediocre enchanted practically non-alcoholic squat Chinese beer	1	decent	Effect: "Stuck-Up Hair", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2013-12"
6122	cat statue	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6123	rhinoceros horn	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6124	furry pink pillow	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6125	super-boiled frozen bottle of limeade	0		Effect: "You Liver", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2013-12"
6126	fuchsia scorching banded novelty tattoo sleeves	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Hot Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6127	pair of rhinoceros horns	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6128	furry brown pillow	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6129	makeshift yakuza mask of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Last Available: "2013-12"
6130	maroon piece	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6131	toy taijijian	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6132	battery	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6133	hale extremely unsafe supercool White Dragon Fang	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Maximum HP: +20, Last Available: "2013-12"
6134	aromatic butterfly knife	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2013-12"
6135	tube of herbal ointment	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6136	spinning mirror pencil kunai	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6137	weighted paperclip chain of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Last Available: "2013-12"
6138	great capacitor	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6139	jittery supercool rubber gloves	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Last Available: "2013-12"
6140	olive Chinese curse words	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6141	lime green triad summoning scroll	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6142	delicious blinking roasted duck	4	awesome	Last Available: "2013-12"
6143	flavorless dead meat bun	4	decent	Last Available: "2013-12"
6144	blue supercharged cat collar	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6145	aromatic stiffened suspicious-looking fedora	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Stench Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 15", Last Available: "2013-12"
6147	mirror Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6148	Deactivated MiniMechaElf	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6149	MiniMechaElf Laser Punch Missile Launcher	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6150	Snow Suit	0		Familiar Weight: +20, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2013-01"
6151	carrot nose	0		Last Available: "2013-01"
6152	moldy olive carrot cake	3	crappy	Last Available: "2013-01"
6153	fancy delicious spinning carrot claret	3	awesome	Effect: "Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2013-01"
6154	denatured carrot juice	1	decent	Last Available: "2013-01"
6155	tumbling maroon pixel power cell	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6156	flickering pixel	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6157	chilly veiny Byte	0		Maximum HP: +10, Cold Damage: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
6158	aromatic anger blaster	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Rage Flame", Last Available: "2013-12"
6159	educational doubt cannon	0		Experience: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Doubt Shackles", Last Available: "2013-12"
6160	fear condenser of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fear Vapor", Last Available: "2013-12"
6161	regret hose of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Tear Wave", Last Available: "2013-12"
6162	jittery maroon Young Man's Crew Sequester	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6163	Young Man's Cargo Load	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6164	Lo Pan's thinker's commodore's hat	0		Mysticality: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley", Last Available: "2013-12"
6165	Usain Bolt's naval trousers	0		Initiative: +80, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xPotato", Last Available: "2013-12"
6166	zippy extremely unsafe deck cannon	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2013-12"
6167	aromatic ornamental sextant	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2013-12"
6168	Van der Graaf Bloodbath of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2013-12"
6169	hand-crafted high-proof Hundred Headed IPA	9	EPIC	Last Available: "2013-12"
6170	big flavorless chum	5	decent	Last Available: "2013-12"
6171	colloidal pressed crude crudit&eacute;s	0		Effect: "Fit To Be Tide", Effect Duration: 36
6172	boiled super-electrified candy crayons	0		Effect: "On the Trolley", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2020-09"
6173	skewed flame-retardant pixel grappling hook of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Hot Resistance: +1
6174	upside-down GameInformPowerDailyPro magazine	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
6175	GameInformPowerDailyPro walkthru	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
6176	huge cosmic egg	0		
6177	wobbly cosmic dough	0		
6178	gray cosmic vegetable	0		
6179	shaking cosmic cheese	0		
6180	cosmic potted meat product	0		
6181	squat cosmic potato	0		
6182	cosmic cream	0		
6183	cosmic fruit	0		
6184	baleful Sinatra's Jarlsberg's hat of terror	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +10
6185	massive bland consummate hard-boiled egg	10	decent	
6186	toothsome skewed consummate fried egg	4	awesome	
6187	adequate consummate egg salad	4	good	
6188	rotten shaking consummate bagel	3	crappy	
6189	bland bouncing consummate sliced bread	3	decent	
6190	bland consummate hot dog bun	3	decent	
6191	spoiled consummate brownie	3	crappy	
6192	stale gray consummate toast	4	decent	
6193	smooth watered-down passable stout	2	awesome	
6194	massive decent consummate soup	6	good	
6195	adequate consummate corn chips	4	good	
6196	stale consummate salad	3	decent	
6197	decent snack-sized consummate salsa	2	good	
6198	yummy consummate sauerkraut	3	awesome	
6199	decent consummate cheese slice	3	good	
6200	moldy consummate melted cheese	4	crappy	
6201	spoiled enchanted consummate bacon	3	crappy	Effect: "Chalked-Up Teeth", Effect Duration: 40
6202	flavorless consummate meatloaf	3	decent	
6203	spoiled snack-sized consummate steak	2	crappy	
6204	flavorless small consummate cuts	2	decent	
6205	spoiled twirling consummate frankfurter	3	crappy	
6206	adequate special consummate french fries	4	good	Effect: "Eyes Wide Propped", Effect Duration: 35
6207	half-sized decent consummate baked potato	2	good	
6208	drinkable watered-down acceptable vodka	2	good	
6209	decent spinning teal consummate ice cream	4	good	
6210	normal narrow bouncing consummate whipped cream	4	good	
6211	rotten special consummate cream	3	crappy	Effect: "Horrid, Torrid", Effect Duration: 25
6212	half-sized normal twirling narrow consummate strawberries	2	good	
6213	decent consummate sorbet	4	good	
6214	mediocre distilled adequate rum	5	decent	
6215	distilled smooth mediocre lager	5	awesome	
6216	gigantic spoiled immaculate grilled cheese	8	crappy	
6217	tasty immaculate ice cream sandwich	3	awesome	
6218	miniature spoiled squat immaculate hot dog	2	crappy	
6219	delicious immaculate egg salad sandwich	3	awesome	
6220	delicious small perfect sandwich	2	awesome	
6221	big spoiled perfect chef salad	5	crappy	
6222	snack-sized stale perfect breakfast	2	decent	
6223	rotten sublime deluxe hot dog	4	crappy	
6224	snack-sized fancy rotten sublime stew	2	crappy	Effect: "Horrid, Torrid", Effect Duration: 45
6225	adequate jumbo sublime nachos	5	good	
6226	stale Ultimate Breakfast Sandwich	4	decent	
6227	small rotten Loaded Baked Potato	2	crappy	
6228	bland Omega Sundae	3	decent	
6229	extra-dry acceptable Das Sauerlager	5	good	
6230	hand-crafted practically non-alcoholic maroon Bologna Lambic	1	super ultra EPIC	
6231	practically non-alcoholic tolerable blurry Vodka Dog	1	good	
6232	artisanal Disappointed Russian	4	EPIC	
6233	hand-crafted extra-dry Chunky Mary	5	EPIC	
6234	weak perfectly mixed Nachojito	2	EPIC	
6235	acceptable practically non-alcoholic yellow Le Roi	1	good	
6236	hand-crafted Over Easy Rider	3	EPIC	
6237	spinning maroon cosmic six-pack	0		
6239	cold-filtered cube of ectoplasm	0		Effect: "All Is Forgiven", Effect Duration: 23
6240	triple-nitrogenated electrified upside-down Illuminati earpiece	0		Effect: "Worth Your Salt", Effect Duration: 28
6241	frozen censored can label	0		Effect: "Bugbear in Tooth and Claw", Effect Duration: 55
6242	anodized moist ectoplasm <i>au jus</i>	0		Effect: "Bread Burps", Effect Duration: 40
6243	pressed aerosolized nitrogenated the kindest cut	0		Effect: "Eyes All Black", Effect Duration: 58
6244	double-warmed cat's paw	0		Effect: "Scarysauce", Effect Duration: 56
6245	polymerized huge ASCII fu manchu	0		Effect: "Angry Bone", Effect Duration: 61
6246	pressed oxidized squat demonic surgical gloves	0		Effect: "Eye of the Lihc", Effect Duration: 23
6247	extra-modified clip-on ninja tie	0		Effect: "Lucky Cat Is Lucky", Effect Duration: 30
6248	alkaline mirror gamer slurry	0		Effect: "Blessing of Bulbazinalli", Effect Duration: 18
6249	dungeoneering kit	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
6250	Annie Oakley's electrified curative healthy dance instructor's numberwang of incineration	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +50, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip
6251	flattened scroll of Protection from Bad Stuff	0		Effect: "Stevedave's Shanty of Superiority", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2013-02"
6252	liquefied extra-activated dry red scroll of Puddingskin	0		Effect: "Protection from Bad Stuff", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2013-02"
6253	Spellbook: Walberg's Dim Bulb	0		Skill: "Walberg's Dim Bulb"
6254	Spellbook: Singer's Faithful Ocelot	0		Skill: "Singer's Faithful Ocelot"
6255	Spellbook: Drescher's Annoying Noise	0		Skill: "Drescher's Annoying Noise"
6256	dried gelatinous cube	0		
6257	pile of dungeon junk	0		Familiar Weight: +5
6258	red family-friendly frosty beefcake's Staff of the Healthy Breakfast of vim and vigor	0		Muscle: +25, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Jiggle: "Recover Some HP"
6259	lion tamer's MacGyver's groovy Staff of the Staff of Life of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Moxie Percent: +10, Maximum MP: +100, Experience (familiar): +2, Jiggle: "Full HP Recovery"
6260	razor-sharp Staff of the Light Lunch of dire peril of the bloodbag	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Maximum HP: +100, Jiggle: "Deal Some Cold Damage"
6261	avaricious scorching boxer's Staff of the Standalone Cheese	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Hot Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +30, Jiggle: "Banish opponent for the rest of the day"
6262	prompt Jeselnik's thinker's Staff of the Hearty Dinner	0		Mysticality: +10, Sleaze Damage: +25, Adventures: +3, Jiggle: "Weaken Bad Guy"
6263	Temple Grandin's mansplainer's Staff of the All-Steak of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Monster Level: +15, Familiar Weight: +7, Jiggle: "Massive Bonus to Item Drops"
6264	rosewater-soaked asbestos-lined Lo Pan's Staff of Fruit Salad	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Hot Resistance: +5, Stench Resistance: +3, Jiggle: "Deal Some Prismatic Damage"
6265	perfumed shellacked Socratic Staff of the Cream of the Cream	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Damage Reduction: 7, Stench Resistance: +5, Jiggle: "Attune to Monster's Essence"
6266	jar of protein powder	0		
6267	bland big grain of protein powder	5	decent	
6268	modified flattened green pec oil	0		Effect: "Phairly Balanced", Effect Duration: 48
6269	grievous gym membership card	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50
6270	super-liquefied Squat-Thrust Magazine	0		Effect: "In Tuna", Effect Duration: 42
6271	massive dumbbell	0		
6272	reassuring stanky penguin keychain	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +1
6273	extra-aerosolized cold-filtered teal O'RLY manual	0		Effect: "Jammin'", Effect Duration: 66
6274	tolerable open sauce	3	good	
6275	gravedigger's hardened turkey leg	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Spooky Damage: +10
6276	artisanal practically non-alcoholic Ye Olde Meade	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	
6277	vacuum-sealed Ye Olde Bawdy Limerick	0		Effect: "Phairly Pheromonal", Effect Duration: 46
6278	wobbly Ye Olde Medieval Insult	0		
6279	jittery nippy pewter claymore	0		Cold Damage: +10
6280	pulsating skewed careful artisanal rice peeler	0		Monster Level: -10
6281	immense stale heirloom grape tomato	9	decent	
6282	chipotle wasabi cilantro aioli	0		
6283	brown felt tophat of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
6284	gear	0		
6285	olive zippy Mark I Steam-Hat of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Initiative: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
6286	twirling tumbling stanky sizzling deadly Mark II Steam-Hat	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Hot Damage: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
6287	greedy nippy Samson's Mark III Steam-Hat of bravery	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Cold Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
6288	Jeselnik's nippy dance instructor's Mark IV Steam-Hat of Leguizamo of the overflowing toilet	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Monster Level: +20, Cold Damage: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
6289	gray stiffened supercool boxer's slick wizardly Mark V Steam-Hat	0		Mysticality: +25, Moxie: +10, Muscle Percent: +10, Moxie Percent: +20, Damage Reduction: 1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Death Ray", Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
6290	steam-powered model rocketship	0		
6291	twirling careful punk rock jacket of Flo-Jo	0		Monster Level: -10, Initiative: +100
6292	lime green Da Vinci's safety pin of the scaredy-cat	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Monster Level: -15
6293	small rotten stolen sushi	2	crappy	
6294	blurry very overdue library book	0		
6295	blinking drum 'n' bass 'n' drum 'n' bass record	0		
6296	cosmic bucket	0		Free Pull
6297	bouncing fragment of Jarlsberg's soul	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-06"
6298	green Thwaitgold firefly statuette	0		
6299	maroon model airship	0		
6300	tarnished electrified Super Weight-Gain 9000	0		Effect: "Amorphous Cheer", Effect Duration: 55
6301	dry possibility potion	0		Effect: "Squirming Like a Toad", Effect Duration: 31
6302	olive eleven-foot pole	0		
6303	ring of Detect Boring Doors	0		
6304	horrifying crafty Jarlsberg's pan (Cosmic portal mode) of James Dean of incineration of the sweet-tooth	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Maximum MP: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Damage: +25, Candy Drop: +100, Softcore Only, Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-03", Softcore Only: [1-path(Avatar of Jarlsberg)]
6305	spinning executive auspicious censurious MacGyver's hale Jarlsberg's pan	0		Maximum HP: +20, Maximum MP: +100, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Item Drop: +10, Meat Drop: +40, Softcore Only, Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-03", Softcore Only: [1-path(Avatar of Jarlsberg)]
6306	Cosmic Calorie	0		Last Available: "2013-03"
6307	pressed mirror celestial olive oil	0		Effect: "Supafly", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2013-03"
6308	magnetized wobbly celestial carrot juice	0		Effect: "Fire Inside", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2013-03"
6309	deionized ghostly olive celestial au jus	0		Effect: "Whitened Teeth", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2013-03"
6310	wet ionized electrified celestial squid ink	0		Effect: "Amorous Avarice", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2013-03"
6311	Uncle Buck of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100, Softcore Only
6312	spinning crate of fish meat	0		
6313	damp wallet	0		
6314	twirling pipe	0		Effect: "Fishy", Effect Duration: 10
6315	Lo Pan's Fonzie's SCUBA tank	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Adventure Underwater
6316	olive Jeselnik's steel-toed deep six-shooter	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Sleaze Damage: +25
6317	reassuring sinister sea chaps	0		Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xBarrr"
6318	Van der Graaf sea holster of Gandalf of chilblains	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Cold Damage: +25, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip
6319	anodized cold-filtered fuchsia shavin' razor	0		Effect: "Work For Hours a Week", Effect Duration: 36
6320	energetic long-forgotten necklace	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20
6321	pearl	0		
6322	sea lace	0		
6323	Temple Grandin's supercharged jam band of the early riser	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Familiar Weight: +7, Adventures: +7
6324	coward's crafty aquamariner's ring of terror	0		Maximum MP: +10, Monster Level: -20, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
6325	pulsating friendly coward's beefcake's aquamariner's necklace	0		Muscle: +25, Monster Level: -20, Familiar Weight: +3, Single Equip
6326	greasy hale pearl diver's ring	0		Maximum HP: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
6327	Rosewater's pearl diver's necklace of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Mysticality Percent: +30, Single Equip
6328	sushi doily	0		
6329	scimitar cozy	0		
6330	fish stick cozy	0		
6331	bazooka cozy	0		
6332	ribald crafty cozy scimitar of terror	0		Maximum MP: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Damage: +10, Breakable
6333	asbestos-lined Staff of the Cozy Fish of Calamity Jane of chilblains	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Cold Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +5, Breakable
6334	supercharged hardened occult cozy bazooka	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Damage Reduction: 3, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Breakable
6335	olive censurious hardy sea mantle	0		Maximum HP: +50, Sleaze Resistance: +3
6336	wizardly sea shawl of doom	0		Mysticality: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Spell Damage Percent: +150
6337	Usain Bolt's veiny sea cape	0		Maximum HP: +10, Initiative: 130, Critical Hit Percent: +15
6338	saltwaterbed	0		
6339	perfumed nippy muddy pirate hat	0		Cold Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 31"
6340	hardened floral-print skirt of the businessman	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Meat Drop: +50, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 2xPotato, cap 15"
6341	maroon medical-grade stiffened spectral axe	0		Damage Reduction: 1, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
6342	pulsating Usain Bolt's educational super-strong air freshener	0		Experience: +1, Initiative: +80
6343	alkaline anodized tumbling Mer-kin lipstick	0		Effect: "Intimidating Mien", Effect Duration: 47
6344	Mer-kin mouthsoap	0		
6345	quantum colloidal blurry blue tumbling Mer-kin strongjuice	0		Effect: "Twinkly Weapon", Effect Duration: 44
6346	Mer-kin fitbrine	0		
6347	Vulcanized Mer-kin ragejuice	0		Effect: "Meat the Flintstones", Effect Duration: 47
6348	perfumed Mer-kin dragbelt	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Experience (Muscle): +20, Single Equip
6349	fireproof Mer-kin eyeglasses	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Experience (Mysticality): +20, Single Equip
6350	curative Mer-kin gutgirdle	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Experience (Moxie): +20, Single Equip
6351	Usain Bolt's Mer-kin finpaddle	0		Initiative: +80
6352	Mer-kin stopwatch of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, Initiative: +50
6353	Mer-kin dreadscroll	0		
6354	concentrated super-alkaline blue huge narrow Mer-kin smartjuice	0		Effect: "Inebriate Pride", Effect Duration: 68
6355	unsweetened Mer-kin cooljuice	0		Effect: "'Roids of the Rhinoceros", Effect Duration: 68
6356	skewed Mer-kin worktea	0		
6357	Mer-kin knucklebone	0		
6358	mirror Mer-kin darkbook	0		Skill: "Deep Dark Visions"
6359	upside-down thinker's Mer-kin begsign	0		Mysticality: +10, Meat Drop: +40
6360	narrow jittery Libram of Pulled Taffy	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-04", Skill: "Summon Taffy"
6361	alkaline corrupted pulled taffy	0		Effect: "What's That Smell?", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2013-04"
6362	denatured pulled indigo taffy	0		Effect: "Slimed Stomach", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2013-04"
6363	irradiated warmed teal pulled taffy	0		Effect: "Human-Beast Hybrid", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2013-04"
6364	denatured mirror pulled taffy	0		Effect: "Conspiratory Eyes", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2013-04"
6365	activated irradiated spinning jittery pulled taffy	0		Effect: "Booze Goozles", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2013-04"
6366	double-aerosolized electrified dry huge pulled violet taffy	0		Effect: "Mushroom Moxiousness", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2013-04"
6367	pickled skewed pulled taffy	0		Effect: "Red-Shirted Escort", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2013-04"
6368	upside-down Mer-kin hallpass	0		
6369	lime green lump of clay	0		
6370	twisted piece of wire	0		
6371	tolerable can of the cheapest beer	4	good	
6372	enchanted perfectly mixed bottle of fruity &quot;wine&quot;	3	EPIC	Effect: "Sweet Taste", Effect Duration: 25
6373	watered-down special bad single swig of vodka	2	decent	Effect: "Salad Days", Effect Duration: 30
6374	angry inch	0		
6375	olive shaking testy toolbox of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Rollover Effect Duration: 11
6376	blurry tumbling Jick-o-User	0		
6378	eraser nubbin	0		
6379	chlorine crystal	0		
6380	magnetized cold-filtered ph balancer	0		Effect: "Wreathed in Smoke", Effect Duration: 44
6381	aerosolized mysterious chemical residue	0		Effect: "Hoity Toity", Effect Duration: 45
6382	nugget of sodium	0		
6383	root beer	1	decent	
6384	lime green jigsaw blade	0		
6385	jittery wood screw	0		
6386	balsa plank	0		
6387	blob of wood glue	0		
6388	envyfish egg	0		Last Available: "2013-04"
6389	warmed spinning Mer-kin rocksalt	0		Effect: "Ooh, Umami!", Effect Duration: 49
6390	dry polymerized mirror ghostly Mer-kin saltmint	0		Effect: "Icy Composition", Effect Duration: 42
6391	polymerized nitrogenated blurry Mer-kin saltsquid	0		Effect: "Elemental Flavor", Effect Duration: 16
6392	mansplainer's wicked scale-mail underwear	0		Spell Damage: +5, Monster Level: +15, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley"
6393	ionized wet huge comb jelly	0		Effect: "White Blooded", Effect Duration: 60
6394	anemone sauce	0		
6395	inky squid sauce	0		
6396	red Mer-kin weaksauce	0		
6397	peanut sauce	0		
6398	jittery glass	0		
6399	super-unsweetened Boss Drops	0		Effect: "X-Ray Vision", Effect Duration: 13
6400	Mer-kin lunchbox	0		
6401	colloidal vacuum-sealed polarized skewed tear	0		Effect: "You Read The Manual", Effect Duration: 52
6402	pickled upside-down jagged tooth	0		Effect: "Boletus Swoletus", Effect Duration: 32
6403	non-warmed pressed grisly shell fragment	0		Effect: "Wet Willied", Effect Duration: 41
6404	corrupted non-irradiated violent pastilles	0		Effect: "Employee of the Month", Effect Duration: 44
6405	alkaline diffused worst candy	0		Effect: "Stemonitis Storm", Effect Duration: 46
6406	chilled mirror fudge-shaped hole in space-time	0		Effect: "Warm Belly", Effect Duration: 13
6407	fireproof cool Pocket Square of Loathing of Tarzan	0		Moxie: +5, Experience (Muscle): +3, Hot Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Cloathing
6408	corrupted stardust	0		
6409	Star Spawn	0		
6410	bow from beyond the stars	0		Familiar Weight: +5
6411	bouncing KoLHS Pep Squad Box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-09"
6412	shaking skull	0		No Pull
6413	skewed Order of the Green Thumb Order Form	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-04"
6414	huge clutch of dodecapede eggs	0		
6415	immense rotten flavorless gruel	6	crappy	
6416	stale mana curds	3	decent	
6417	twist of lime	0		
6418	pencil stub	0		
6419	pickled polymerized maroon moth dust	0		Effect: "A Contender", Effect Duration: 29
6420	pressed pulsating glob of spoiled mayo	0		Effect: "Coal-Powered", Effect Duration: 52
6421	tonic djinn	0		
6422	yummy vampire chowder	4	awesome	
6423	Tales of Dread	0		Free Pull
6424	huge wobbly green Dreadsylvanian skeleton key	0		
6425	Official Seal of Dreadsylvania	0		
6426	toothsome Dreadsylvanian stew	3	awesome	
6427	artisanal practically non-alcoholic Dreadsylvanian	1	super ultra EPIC	
6428	energized altered Dreadsylvanian flask	0		Effect: "Stogied", Effect Duration: 52
6429	colloidal shaking skewed Dreadsylvanian flask	0		Effect: "Carrion' On", Effect Duration: 63
6430	Temple Grandin's razor-sharp dreadful fedora	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Familiar Weight: +7, Kruegerand Drop: 5, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xLep"
6431	dreadful sweater of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, Kruegerand Drop: 5
6432	veiny dreadful glove	0		Maximum HP: +10, Kruegerand Drop: 5
6433	jittery Freddy Kruegerand	0		
6434	Mark of the Bugbear	0		
6435	spinning Mark of the Werewolf	0		
6436	shaking Mark of the Zombie	0		
6437	shaking Mark of the Ghost	0		
6438	Mark of the Vampire	0		
6439	Mark of the Skeleton	0		
6440	Usain Bolt's Lo Pan's Covers-Your-Head of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Initiative: +80, Class: "Disco Bandit", Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xVolley"
6441	nippy clever slick Drapes-You-Regally	0		Moxie: +10, Maximum MP: +20, Cold Damage: +10, Class: "Disco Bandit"
6442	executive lion tamer's Warms-Your-Tush of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Experience (familiar): +2, Meat Drop: +40, Class: "Disco Bandit", Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xPotato"
6443	teal banded Helps-You-Sleep of the early riser	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Adventures: +7, Single Equip, Blind
6444	auspicious energetic healthy Quiets-Your-Steps	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Item Drop: +10, Single Equip
6445	blinking Protects-Your-Junk of the dark arts of the businessman	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Meat Drop: +50, Single Equip
6446	weak bad Gets-You-Drunk	2	decent	
6447	blinking rosewater-soaked ribald foul-smelling Great Wolf's headband	0		Stench Damage: +10, Sleaze Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +3, Class: "Seal Clubber", Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley"
6448	thinker's weightlifter's Great Wolf's left paw of Calamity Jane	0		Muscle: +15, Mysticality: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Class: "Seal Clubber", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Great Slash"
6449	ghostly Oprah's vibrating brawny Great Wolf's right paw	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Maximum MP Percent: 60, Class: "Seal Clubber", Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Great Slash"
6450	upside-down Oprah's therapeutic Great Wolf's rocket launcher	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Rocket"
6451	rosewater-soaked frosty medical-grade Great Wolf's beastly trousers	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +3, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1.5xWhelp"
6452	yellow Great Wolf's lice	0		
6453	flattened ionized vacuum-sealed pulsating bouncing Hunger&trade; Sauce	0		Effect: "stats.enq", Effect Duration: 22
6454	zombie mariachi hat of wisdom of the dark arts of the boozehound	0		Mysticality: +15, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Booze Drop: +100, Class: "Accordion Thief", Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep"
6455	forbidden brawny zombie accordion of dire peril	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Weapon Damage: +20, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Class: "Accordion Thief", Single Equip, Song Duration: 20
6456	up-at-dawn savvy zombie mariachi pants of Tarzan	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Experience (Muscle): +3, Adventures: +5, Class: "Accordion Thief", Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy"
6457	upside-down zippy HOA regulation book of the storm of the sewer	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Stench Damage: +25, Initiative: +20
6458	veiny Newton's HOA zombie eyes of the scaredy-cat	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Maximum HP: +10, Monster Level: -15, Single Equip
6459	HOA citation pad	0		
6460	wriggling severed nose	0		
6461	nosy nose ringy ring	0		Familiar Weight: +15
6462	yellow aromatic lion tamer's slick Mayor Ghost's toupee	0		Moxie: +10, Experience (familiar): +2, Stench Resistance: +1, Class: "Pastamancer", Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xBarrr"
6463	greasy scandalous extremely unsafe Mayor Ghost's cloak	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Sleaze Damage: +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Class: "Pastamancer"
6464	baleful brainy beefcake's Mayor Ghost's khakis	0		Muscle: +25, Mysticality: +5, Spell Damage: +25, Class: "Pastamancer", Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, HP regen"
6465	fireproof Mayor Ghost's gavel of the storm of terror	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Hammer Ghost"
6466	scandalous horrifying fortified Mayor Ghost's sash	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Spooky Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +5, Single Equip
6467	Mayor Ghost's scissors	0		
6468	normal special ghost pepper	3	good	Effect: "Impregnabili Tea", Effect Duration: 25
6469	padded beefcake's Thunkula's drinking cap of the bloodbag	0		Muscle: +25, Damage Absorption: +20, Maximum HP: +100, Class: "Sauceror", Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley"
6470	bouncing Socratic Drunkula's cape of the storm of the sewer	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Stench Damage: +25, Class: "Sauceror"
6471	teal lightning-fast lion tamer's smooth Drunkula's silky pants	0		Moxie: +15, Experience (familiar): +2, Initiative: +40, Class: "Sauceror", Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhoul"
6472	Drunkula's bell	0		
6473	shaking zippy supercool Drunkula's ring of haze of the blizzard	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Initiative: +20, Avoid Attack: 1, Single Equip
6474	padded Drunkula's wineglass	0		Damage Absorption: +20
6475	lousy blurry bottle of Bloodweiser	3	decent	
6476	shaking prompt sinister deadly Unkillable Skeleton's skullcap	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Spell Damage: +10, Adventures: +3, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy"
6477	spinning blurry Samson's Unkillable Skeleton's breastplate of the bloodbag of extreme caution	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Maximum HP: +100, Monster Level: -25, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
6478	nippy Unkillable Skeleton's shinguards of Leguizamo of terror	0		Monster Level: +20, Cold Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr"
6479	bouncing perfumed arcane researcher's beefcake's Unkillable Skeleton's sawsword of Tarzan of doom of mayonnaise	0		Muscle: +25, Experience (Muscle): +3, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Stench Resistance: +5
6480	blinking studded Unkillable Skeleton's shield of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Damage Absorption: +80, Thorns: 1
6481	huge censurious smartaleck's Unkillable Skeleton's restless leg	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Sleaze Resistance: +3
6482	ghostly spinning asbestos-lined Tesla stiffened Staff of the Roaring Hearth	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Hot Resistance: +5, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
6483	Kool-Aid	1	good	
6484	dread tarragon	0		
6485	bone flour	0		
6486	squat dreadful roast	0		
6487	pulsating huge stinking agaricus	0		
6488	low-calorie adequate fuchsia Dreadsylvanian shepherd's pie	1	good	
6489	music box parts	0		
6490	unwound mechanical songbird	0		
6491	tailfeathers	0		Familiar Weight: +5
6492	green wax banana	0		
6493	complicated lock impression	0		
6494	replica key	0		
6495	Jim Carey's Dreadsylvania Auditor's badge	0		Monster Level: +25, Kruegerand Drop: 5, Single Equip
6496	twirling blood kiwi	0		
6497	eau de mort	0		
6498	practically non-alcoholic lousy bloody kiwitini	1	decent	
6499	blinking spinning moon-amber	0		
6500	polished moon-amber	0		
6501	knitted educational moon-amber necklace of Leguizamo	0		Experience: +1, Monster Level: +20, Cold Resistance: +3, Single Equip
6502	tumbling Dreadsylvanian seed pod	0		
6503	ghost pencil	0		
6504	blurry Tesla healthy savvy hangman's hood	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +20, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
6505	horrifying Temple Grandin's ring finger ring of doom	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Spooky Damage: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
6506	Dreadsylvanian clockwork key	0		
6507	cool iron ingot	0		
6508	dog trainer's supercharged cool iron helmet	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Experience (familiar): +1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy"
6509	cool iron breastplate of Calamity Jane of the detective	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Item Drop: +20
6510	energetic cool iron greaves of mayonnaise	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr"
6511	sizzling healthy ghost shawl	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Hot Damage: +10
6512	huge skull capacitor	0		
6513	blurry wool warm fur	0		Cold Resistance: +1
6514	auspicious snowstick	0		Item Drop: +10
6515	spinning wholesome eerie fetish	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Single Equip
6516	acceptable watered-down stinkwater	2	good	
6517	wobbly dubious loincloth	0		Damage Aura: 1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1.5xVolley"
6518	moldy enchanted accidental mutton	3	crappy	Effect: "On Pins and Needles", Effect Duration: 35
6519	ghostly horrifying wicked drafty drawers	0		Spell Damage: +5, Spooky Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley"
6520	Herculean cool wolfskull mask	0		Moxie: +5, Experience (Muscle): +1, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xBarrr"
6521	squat knitted guts necklace	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Single Equip
6522	toasty chilly groping claw	0		Cold Damage: +5, Hot Damage: +5
6523	huge vengeful spirit of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5
6524	mansplainer's BOOtonniere	0		Monster Level: +15, Single Equip
6525	extra-pickled colloidal ghost thread	0		Effect: "Capricorn Rising", Effect Duration: 59
6526	rosewater-soaked healthy bag of unfinished business	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Stench Resistance: +3
6527	asbestos-lined stylish transparent pants	0		Moxie: +25, Hot Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xPotato"
6528	upside-down grievous hothammer	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50
6529	enchanted aged watered-down Thriller Ice	2	awesome	Effect: "Sealed Brain", Effect Duration: 15
6530	Da Vinci's grandfather watch	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Single Equip, Nonstackable Watch
6531	wobbly shaking muddy skirt	0		Damage Aura: 1, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xFairy"
6532	huge lion tamer's supercool spyglass	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Experience (familiar): +2
6533	skewed hardy vial of hot blood	0		Maximum HP: +50, Single Equip
6534	therapeutic remorseless knife	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
6535	medical-grade intimidating coiffure	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "hot afk, 1xPotato"
6536	lard-coated thinker's cod cape	0		Mysticality: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
6537	spoiled thick blood sausage	5	crappy	
6538	frosty experienced frying brainpan	0		Experience: +2, Cold Spell Damage: +10
6539	veiny cool ball and chain	0		Moxie: +5, Maximum HP: +10, Single Equip
6540	lime green frosty dry bone	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10
6541	shaking Van der Graaf tailbone shield	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Thorns: 1
6542	tonguebone of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
6543	maroon upside-down scorching vibrating pogo stick	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Hot Damage: +25, Single Equip
6545	blurry mirror double-paned deadly Newton's weedy skirt	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Weapon Damage: +5, Cold Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy"
6546	shaking thinker's pants of courage	0		Mysticality: +10, Spooky Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "atk"
6547	wobbly Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette	0		
6548	olive huge cooling iron helmet	0		
6549	cooling iron breastplate	0		
6550	cooling iron greaves	0		
6551	wobbly lime green hot cluster	0		
6552	cluster	0		
6553	jittery cluster	0		
6554	stench cluster	0		
6555	sleaze cluster	0		
6556	wet polymerized warmed phial of hotness	0		Effect: "Patience of the Tortoise", Effect Duration: 12
6557	galvanized wobbly phial of coldness	0		Effect: "Lubed", Effect Duration: 21
6558	liquefied enhanced phial of spookiness	0		Effect: "Cotton Mouthed", Effect Duration: 48
6559	irradiated cyan phial of stench	0		Effect: "Creepin' Up on You", Effect Duration: 59
6560	anodized narrow phial of sleaziness	0		Effect: "Chauve-Souris Merde Fou", Effect Duration: 55
6561	adventurer clone egg	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-06"
6562	skewed mini-Mr. Accessory	0		Familiar Weight: +5
6563	wool hand of Mr. Cards	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Throw a Mr. Card"
6564	decent maroon Dreadsylvanian hot pocket	4	good	
6565	bite-sized bland Dreadsylvanian pocket	1	decent	
6566	low-calorie stale Dreadsylvanian pocket	1	decent	
6567	yummy pulsating Dreadsylvanian stink pocket	3	awesome	
6568	bland bite-sized spinning Dreadsylvanian sleaze pocket	1	decent	
6569	fancy hand-crafted Dreadsylvanian hot toddy	3	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	Effect: "Human-Beast Hybrid", Effect Duration: 40
6570	acceptable triple-distilled Dreadsylvanian cold-fashioned	7	good	
6571	bad strong blue Dreadsylvanian grimlet	5	decent	
6572	drinkable weak Dreadsylvanian dank and stormy	2	good	
6573	tolerable Dreadsylvanian slithery nipple	4	good	
6574	hot clusterbomb	0		
6575	clusterbomb	0		
6576	clusterbomb	0		
6577	ghostly fuchsia stench clusterbomb	0		
6578	sleaze clusterbomb	0		
6579	Dreadsylvanian Almanac page	0		
6580	length of fuse	0		
6581	dreadful box	0		
6582	Clan hot dog stand	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-07"
6583	vicious spiked collar	0		Familiar Damage: +20
6584	hot dog wrapper of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25
6585	jittery pulsating debonair deboner of doom of the sweet-tooth	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Candy Drop: +100
6586	irradiated flattened energized chicle de salchicha	0		Effect: "Flimsy Shield of the Pastalord", Effect Duration: 14
6587	huge Sherlock's jar of frostigkraut	0		Item Drop: +25, Damage Aura: 1
6588	prompt gnawed-up dog bone of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, Adventures: +3
6589	strapping Grey Guanon	0		Muscle: +5, Damage Aura: 1
6590	blinking upside-down curative Engorged Sausages and You of temperance of the businessman	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +50, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
6591	bad dream of a dog	3	decent	
6592	red Temple Grandin's rock-hard grievous optimal spreadsheet	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Damage Reduction: 5, Familiar Weight: +7
6593	teal skewed defective Game Grid token	0		
6594	mirror hot Dreadsylvanian cocoa	0		
6595	distilled epic cluster	1	awesome	Effect: "Crud&eacute;", Effect Duration: 30
6596	clockwork egg	0		
6597	clockwork birdhouse	0		
6598	blinking clockwork disc	0		
6599	blurry clockwork hand	0		
6600	pulsating clockwork hand	0		
6601	fuchsia clockwork numeral I	0		
6602	clockwork numeral II	0		
6603	clockwork numeral III	0		
6604	clockwork numeral IV	0		
6605	clockwork numeral V	0		
6606	narrow clockwork numeral VI	0		
6607	clockwork numeral VII	0		
6608	clockwork numeral VIII	0		
6609	clockwork numeral IX	0		
6610	clockwork numeral X	0		
6611	squat bouncing clockwork numeral XI	0		
6612	narrow clockwork numeral XII	0		
6613	clockwork cuckoo	0		
6614	cuckoo clock	0		
6615	mediocre Cold One	4	???	
6616	decent small jittery spaghetti breakfast	2	???	
6617	over-the-shoulder Folder Holder	0		Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2013-08", Softcore Only: [1-path(KOLHS)]
6618	huge maroon folder (red)	0		Muscle: +20, Last Available: "2013-08"
6619	pulsating blue folder (blue)	0		Mysticality: +20, Last Available: "2013-08"
6620	purple folder (green)	0		Moxie: +20, Last Available: "2013-08"
6621	huge wobbly folder (magenta)	0		Muscle: +15, Mysticality: +15, Last Available: "2013-08"
6622	folder (cyan)	0		Mysticality: +15, Moxie: +15, Last Available: "2013-08"
6623	folder (yellow)	0		Muscle: +15, Moxie: +15, Last Available: "2013-08"
6624	folder (smiley face)	0		Experience (Muscle): +2, Last Available: "2013-08"
6625	folder (wizard)	0		Experience (Mysticality): +2, Last Available: "2013-08"
6626	folder (space skeleton)	0		Experience (Moxie): +2, Last Available: "2013-08"
6627	ghostly folder (D-Team)	0		Last Available: "2013-08"
6628	folder (Ex-Files)	0		Combat Rate: +5, Last Available: "2013-08"
6629	folder (skull and crossbones)	0		Combat Rate: -5, Last Available: "2013-08"
6630	folder (Knight Writer)	0		Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2013-08"
6631	folder (Jackass Plumber)	0		Monster Level: +25, Last Available: "2013-08"
6632	folder (holographic fractal)	0		All Resistance: +4, Last Available: "2013-08"
6633	folder (barbarian)	0		Last Available: "2013-08"
6634	folder (rainbow unicorn)	0		Last Available: "2013-08", Thorns: 5
6635	ghostly folder (Seawolf)	0		Better Diver: +10, Last Available: "2013-08"
6636	shaking folder (dancing dolphins)	0		Last Available: "2013-08"
6637	bouncing folder (catfish)	0		Familiar Weight: +15, Last Available: "2013-08"
6638	huge folder (tranquil landscape)	0		Damage Reduction: 15, HP / MP Regen Min: 10, HP / MP Regen Max: 20, Last Available: "2013-08"
6639	maroon folder (owl)	0		Last Available: "2013-08"
6640	folder (Stinky Trash Kid)	0		Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2013-08"
6641	folder (sports car)	0		Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2013-08"
6642	folder (sportsballs)	0		PvP Fights: +5, Last Available: "2013-08"
6643	folder (heavy metal)	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2013-08"
6644	shaking folder (Yedi)	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2013-08"
6645	folder (KOLHS)	0		Last Available: "2013-08"
6648	forbidden slide rule of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Spell Damage Percent: +50
6649	cold-filtered alkaline Ogres and Oubliettes&trade; module	0		Effect: "Hagg-ard", Effect Duration: 40
6650	olive Mountain Stream Code Black Alert	0		
6651	twisted-up wet towel	0		
6652	bad upside-down stepmom's booze	3	decent	
6653	surgical tape	0		
6654	teal band T-shirt of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25
6655	strong aged fountain 'soda'	5	awesome	
6656	jittery illegal firecracker	0		
6657	lightning-fast pickelhaube of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Initiative: +40, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 18"
6658	triple-polymerized red hair oil	0		Effect: "Cold, Dead Hands", Effect Duration: 59
6659	wet scrap	0		Effect: "Seriously Mutated", Effect Duration: 66
6660	ghostly school spirit socket set	0		
6661	suspension bridge	0		
6662	nippy Newton's boxer's Staff of the Lunch Lady of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Muscle Percent: +10, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Cold Damage: +10
6663	universal key	0		
6664	world's most dangerous birdhouse	0		
6665	red strapping deathchucks of wisdom	0		Muscle: +5, Mysticality: +15
6666	eraser	0		
6667	quasireligious sculpture	0		
6668	fuchsia blurry Faraday cage	0		
6669	modeling claymore	0		
6670	clay homunculus	0		
6671	double-Vulcanized spinning sodium pentasomething	0		Effect: "Spiritually Awake", Effect Duration: 34
6672	grains of salt	0		
6673	yellowcake bomb	0		
6674	stinkbomb	0		
6675	pressed energized superwater	0		Effect: "Altered Wavelengths", Effect Duration: 21
6676	Thwaitgold bookworm statuette	0		
6677	huge crude monster sculpture	0		
6678	pulsating weightlifter's Yearbook Club Camera	0		Muscle: +15, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blinding Flash"
6679	bouncing stanky machete	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25
6680	aged Cursed Punch	3	awesome	
6681	mediocre Bowl of Scorpions	4	decent	
6682	irresponsibly strong bad Fog Murderer	7	decent	
6683	book of matches	0		
6684	studded surgical mask	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Surgeonosity: +1
6685	head mirror of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Surgeonosity: +1
6686	twirling boxer's half-size scalpel	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Surgeonosity: +1
6687	razor-sharp surgical apron	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Surgeonosity: +1
6688	blurry teal brawny bloodied surgical dungarees	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Surgeonosity: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 38"
6689	McClusky file (page 1)	0		
6690	McClusky file (page 2)	0		
6691	red McClusky file (page 3)	0		
6692	McClusky file (page 4)	0		
6693	McClusky file (page 5)	0		
6694	boring binder clip	0		
6695	blue tumbling McClusky file (complete)	0		
6696	bowling ball	0		
6697	moss-covered stone sphere	0		
6698	cyan dripping stone sphere	0		
6699	squat narrow crackling stone sphere	0		
6700	scorched stone sphere	0		
6701	stone triangle	0		
6702	bowler	0		Damage Aura: 1
6703	imitation White Russian	1	decent	
6704	foul-smelling Lo Pan's short-handled mop	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Stench Damage: +10
6705	adequate jungle floor wax	4	good	
6706	mirror upside-down smirking shrunken head	0		Damage Aura: 1
6707	electrified colorful toad	0		Effect: "Expert Vacationer", Effect Duration: 12
6708	spinning crude voodoo doll	0		
6709	attorney's badge	0		Single Equip
6710	avaricious sage pygmy briefs	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Meat Drop: +30, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 41"
6711	lime green short writ of habeas corpus	0		
6712	bone abacus	0		
6713	adder	0		
6714	short calculator	0		
6715	hardened forbidden sphygmomanometer	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Damage Reduction: 3
6716	boiled double-concentrated bag of pygmy blood	0		Effect: "Dreadful Sheen", Effect Duration: 32
6717	twirling tongue depressor	0		
6718	flame-retardant stylish compression stocking	0		Moxie: +25, Hot Resistance: +1
6719	pulsating hardy midriff scrubs of the boozehound	0		Maximum HP: +50, Booze Drop: +100
6720	unsweetened moist pill cup	0		Effect: "[1342]Slicked-Back Do", Effect Duration: 11
6721	twirling Fonzie's water bottle of doom of the cheetah	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Initiative: +60, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 40"
6722	magnetized oxidized dry ghostly blue pygmy phone number	0		Effect: "Abyssal Tears", Effect Duration: 64
6723	Boozehounds Anonymous token	0		
6724	flavorless huge huge exotic jungle fruit	8	decent	
6725	Shore Inc. Ship Trip Scrip	0		
6726	dude ranch souvenir crate	0		
6727	tropical island souvenir crate	0		
6728	wobbly ski resort souvenir crate	0		
6729	UV-resistant compass	0		
6730	bouncing funky junk key	0		
6731	Worse Homes and Gardens	0		
6732	red ghostly claw-foot bathtub	0		
6733	clothesline pole	0		
6734	cigar sign	0		
6735	junk junk	0		
6736	shaking Junk-Bond	0		
6737	shaking tangle of copper wire	0		
6738	jagged scrap	0		
6739	activated galvanized skewed bent scrap	0		Effect: "Mushroom Might", Effect Duration: 27
6740	molten scrap	0		
6741	twirling upside-down eternal car battery	0		
6742	ribald junk band	0		Sleaze Damage: +10
6743	therapeutic junk trunks	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "cap 15"
6744	teal wobbly perfumed junk-mail shirt	0		Stench Resistance: +5
6745	small normal junk food	2	good	
6746	weak drinkable junk yard	2	good	
6747	supercool swordzall of the cheetah	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Initiative: +60
6748	skewed executive arm buzzer	0		Meat Drop: +40
6749	foul-smelling boilgun of mayonnaise	0		Stench Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
6750	squat tumbling Gordon Beer's Beer Garden Catalog	0		Last Available: "2013-09"
6751	packet of beer seeds	0		Last Available: "2013-09"
6752	wobbly handful of barley	0		
6753	cluster of hops	0		
6754	beer bottle	0		
6755	beer label	0		
6756	squat artisanal homebrew sampler	0		
6757	fancy tolerable wobbly can of Br&uuml;talbr&auml;u	3	good	Effect: "Ooh, Umami!", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2013-09"
6758	drinkable can of Drooling Monk	4	good	Last Available: "2013-09"
6759	lousy watered-down teal can of Impetuous Scofflaw	2	decent	Last Available: "2013-09"
6760	irresponsibly strong perfectly mixed narrow bottle of Old Pugilist	8	EPIC	Last Available: "2013-09"
6761	bad special triple-distilled bottle of Professor Beer	6	decent	Effect: "Mushroom Magicalness", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2013-09"
6762	mediocre ghostly bottle of Rapier Witbier	3	decent	Last Available: "2013-09"
6763	weak aged maroon bottle of Race Car Red	2	awesome	Last Available: "2013-09"
6764	irresponsibly strong hand-crafted bottle of Greedy Dog	9	EPIC	Last Available: "2013-09"
6765	bad purple bottle of Lambada Lambic	3	decent	Last Available: "2013-09"
6766	tumbling tin beer can	0		
6767	artisanal homebrew gift package	0		
6768	liquid bread	1	decent	Last Available: "2013-09"
6769	huge wool weightlifter's tin tam of extreme caution	0		Muscle: +15, Monster Level: -25, Cold Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "MP regen, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-09"
6770	ionized liquefied ionized jittery tin cup	0		Effect: "Floundering", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2013-09"
6771	inspector's vibrating sage tin foil	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2013-09"
6772	greedy dangerous tin drum of terror	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2013-09"
6773	tin roof (rusted)	0		Last Available: "2013-09"
6774	blinking tin snips	0		Last Available: "2013-09"
6775	maroon tin lizzie	0		Last Available: "2013-09"
6776	nitrogenated foetid seal tear	0		Effect: "Libra Rising", Effect Duration: 66
6777	liquefied diffused magnetized seal sweat	0		Effect: "Ooh, Sweet!", Effect Duration: 43
6778	chilled boiling seal blood	0		Effect: "Fudge Headache", Effect Duration: 60
6779	crystalline seal eye	0		Single Equip
6780	sage studded sealhide shield of the scaredy-cat	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Monster Level: -15
6781	bouncing healthy thinker's scabrous seal epaulets	0		Mysticality: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Single Equip
6782	abyssal battle plans	0		
6783	upside-down fireproof smelly energetic seal medal	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +3
6784	huge deanimated reanimator's coffin	0		Free Pull
6785	flask of embalming fluid	0		
6788	blank diary	0		
6789	jittery boot knife	0		
6790	broken beer bottle	0		
6791	sharpened spoon	0		
6792	huge candy knife	0		
6793	shaking soap knife	0		
6795	super-aerosolized triple-alkaline disco horoscope (Aquarius)	0		Effect: "Pop-eyed", Effect Duration: 16
6796	unsweetened liquefied narrow ghostly disco horoscope (Pisces)	0		Effect: "Lubed", Effect Duration: 62
6797	extra-magnetized denatured altered disco horoscope (Aries)	0		Effect: "Rotten Memories", Effect Duration: 19
6798	double-boiled disco horoscope (Taurus)	0		Effect: "Don't Step to Your Stepmother", Effect Duration: 27
6799	Vulcanized chilled mirror disco horoscope (Gemini)	0		Effect: "Stenchtastic", Effect Duration: 59
6800	warmed upside-down disco horoscope (Cancer)	0		Effect: "Bustle Hustlin'", Effect Duration: 33
6801	tarnished double-magnetized ghostly gray disco horoscope (Leo)	0		Effect: "Sparkling Consciousness", Effect Duration: 15
6802	galvanized disco horoscope (Virgo)	0		Effect: "Chock Full o' Nanites", Effect Duration: 56
6803	improved disco horoscope (Libra)	0		Effect: "Puddingface", Effect Duration: 30
6804	electrified concentrated tumbling twirling disco horoscope (Scorpio)	0		Effect: "Benetton's Medley of Diversity", Effect Duration: 51
6805	frozen shaking disco horoscope (Sagittarius)	0		Effect: "L'instinct F&eacute;lin", Effect Duration: 69
6806	alkaline disco horoscope (Capricorn)	0		Effect: "Ack!  Barred!", Effect Duration: 48
6807	Jim Carey's sharpshooter's The Sagittarian's leisure pants	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Monster Level: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 18"
6808	teal toy accordion	0		Song Duration: 5
6809	maroon ghostly accordion	0		Song Duration: 10
6810	beer-battered accordion of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 6
6811	slick baritone accordion	0		Moxie: +10, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 7
6812	mirror chilly mama's squeezebox	0		Cold Damage: +5, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 8
6813	huge pulsating frosty guancertina	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 9
6814	lightning-fast accordion file	0		Initiative: +40, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10
6815	tumbling red padded accord ion	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10
6816	Jack Frost's bone bandoneon	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 11
6817	pentatonic accordion of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 12
6818	rock-hard non-Euclidean non-accordion	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 15
6819	tumbling ghostly family-friendly crafty Accordion of Jordion	0		Maximum MP: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 14
6820	educational autocalliope	0		Experience: +1, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 15
6821	scorching accordionoid rocca	0		Hot Damage: +25, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 18
6822	cool pygmy concertinette	0		Moxie: +5, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 17
6823	blurry dance instructor's ghost accordion of the empath	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Familiar Weight: +5, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 16
6824	dog trainer's peace accordion	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 19
6825	prompt nippy alarm accordion	0		Cold Damage: +10, Adventures: +3, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 20
6826	prompt steel-toed All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig of doom	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Adventures: +3, Familiar Effect: "0.5xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 13"
6827	bouncing greedy chaotic KoL Con X Treasure Map	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Meat Drop: +20
6828	tolerable discocktail	3	good	
6829	forbidden KoL Con X Bingo Card	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50
6830	Temporal Tempera Tube of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25
6831	nitrogenated Tallowcreme Halloween Pumpkin	0		Effect: "Hot Buttoned", Effect Duration: 49
6832	Way More Tears&trade; pepper spray	0		
6833	boiled enhanced Milk Studs	0		Effect: "Aloofah", Effect Duration: 59
6834	liquefied blurry wobbly box of Dweebs	0		Effect: "Perception", Effect Duration: 64
6835	anodized anodized fuchsia bag of W&Ws	0		Effect: "Burning Hands", Effect Duration: 45
6836	deionized ionized blurry PEEZ dispenser	0		Effect: "Tearful, Fearful", Effect Duration: 13
6837	irradiated adjusted improved blue Swizzler	0		Effect: "Tea-hee", Effect Duration: 41
6838	quadruple-quantum narrow Bugbearclaw Donut	0		Effect: "I See Everything Thrice!", Effect Duration: 19
6839	oxidized jam	0		Effect: "Going Ape", Effect Duration: 32
6840	chilled nitrogenated gray Whenchamacallit bar	0		Effect: "Hangdog", Effect Duration: 41
6841	colloidal green 8-bit banana	0		Effect: "Vented Spleen", Effect Duration: 26
6842	concentrated magnetized dry vial of blood simple syrup	0		Effect: "Okee-Dokee, Smokee", Effect Duration: 53
6843	extra-adjusted ionized mirror bone bons	0		Effect: "Human-Beast Hybrid", Effect Duration: 66
6844	corrupted improved ironic mint	0		Effect: "You Know What's Up", Effect Duration: 65
6845	unused walkie-talkie	0		Free Pull
6846	walkie-talkie	0		Free Pull
6847	killing jar	0		
6848	security flashlight of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20
6849	aerosolized flattened mirror olive Effermint&trade; tablets	0		Effect: "Chalky White Pallor", Effect Duration: 15
6850	purple huge resourceful sturdy cane of the scaredy-cat of the early riser	0		Maximum MP: +50, Monster Level: -15, Adventures: +7
6851	spinning huge bowl of candy	0		
6852	jittery Ultra Mega Sour Ball	0		
6853	squat carton of rotten eggs	0		
6854	ghostly desert sightseeing pamphlet	0		
6855	a suspicious address	0		
6856	Bal-musette accordion of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10, Last Available: "2013-10"
6857	sinister Cajun accordion	0		Spell Damage: +10, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10, Last Available: "2013-10"
6858	blinking resourceful quirky accordion	0		Maximum MP: +50, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10, Last Available: "2013-10"
6859	fuchsia skewed bouncing chilly rock-hard Skipper's accordion	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Cold Damage: +5, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10, Last Available: "2013-10"
6860	green lard-coated savvy slick Pantsgiving of the glutton	0		Moxie: +10, Mysticality Percent: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Food Drop: +100, Softcore Only, Bonus Resting HP: [5*F], Bonus Resting MP: [5*F], Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Talk About Politics", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Pocket Crumbs", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Air Dirty Laundry", Drops Items, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-11", Variable
6861	rotten can of sardines	3	crappy	Last Available: "2013-11"
6862	spoiled enchanted high-calorie sugar substitute	4	crappy	Effect: "Voracious Gorging", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2013-11"
6863	huge adequate pat of butter	7	good	Last Available: "2013-11"
6864	gigantic adequate fancy dinner roll	10	good	Effect: "Tiki Temerity", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2013-11"
6865	super-sized bland mashed potatoes	5	decent	Last Available: "2013-11"
6866	snack-sized delicious huge whole turkey leg	2	awesome	Last Available: "2013-11"
6867	bland deviled egg	3	decent	Last Available: "2013-11"
6868	enhanced finger exerciser	0		Effect: "Good Karma", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2013-11"
6869	quadruple-galvanized wobbly dented spoon	0		Effect: "Flashing Eyes", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2013-11"
6870	non-diffused cyan love note	0		Effect: "Inebriate Pride", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2013-11"
6871	school beer pull tab	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6872	frozen blurry nail file	0		Effect: "Raging Animal", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2013-11"
6873	activated adjusted modified candy wrapper	0		Effect: "It's Electric!", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2013-11"
6874	gym membership card	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6875	frozen pressed post-holiday sale coupon	0		Effect: "Gummibrain", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2013-11"
6876	dry cleaning receipt	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6877	pocket lint (blue)	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6878	pocket lint (green)	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6879	pocket lint (white)	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6880	twirling pocket lint (orange)	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6881	upside-down padded savvy smooth bowl of petunias of Leguizamo	0		Moxie: +15, Mysticality Percent: +20, Damage Absorption: +20, Monster Level: +20, Last Available: "2013-11"
6882	skewed upside-down dog trainer's energetic power sock of wisdom of bravery	0		Mysticality: +15, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Experience (familiar): +1, Spooky Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-11"
6883	ghostly avaricious energetic stiffened padded wool sock	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Damage Reduction: 1, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Meat Drop: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-11"
6884	huge narrow zippy grievous moustache sock of the ox of the bloodbag	0		Muscle: +20, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Maximum HP: +100, Initiative: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-11"
6885	pressed triple-quantum gray spirit gum	0		Effect: "Can Has Cyborger", Effect Duration: 37
6886	skewed spirit pillow	0		
6887	spirit sheet	0		
6888	spirit mattress	0		
6889	mirror spirit blanket	0		
6890	spirit bed	0		
6891	friendly Samson's spirit bell of the overflowing toilet	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Familiar Weight: +3, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
6892	extra-quantum bouncing blinking bouncing spoonful of Linguine-Os	0		Effect: "Deadly Flashing Blade", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2013-11"
6893	pressed freezer-burned frost-bitten tortellini	0		Effect: "Broberry Brotality", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2013-11"
6894	cold-filtered teal blob of Alphredo&trade;	0		Effect: "Pygmy Drinking Buddy", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2013-11"
6895	altered polymerized moist handful of crafty noodles	0		Effect: "Bricked-In", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2013-11"
6896	Vulcanized triple-liquefied lime green tangled mass of pasta	0		Effect: "Oleaginous Soles", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2013-11"
6897	ionized polymerized aerosolized skewed Can of Spaghetto	0		Effect: "Think Win-Lose", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2013-11"
6898	bouncing Chef Boy, R&D's business card	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6899	yellow Thwaitgold ant statuette	0		
6900	experimental carbon fiber pasta additive	0		Class: "Pastamancer", Last Available: "2013-11"
6901	hazardous sauce dosimeter	0		Class: "Sauceror", Last Available: "2013-11"
6902	Da Vinci's flask flops of Gandalf	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Single Equip
6903	polymerized jittery nuts	0		Effect: "Boon of She-Who-Was", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2013-12"
6904	altered bolts	0		Effect: "Ooh, Salty!", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2013-12"
6905	spoiled wobbly gingerbread robot	3	crappy	Last Available: "2013-12"
6906	yummy huge upside-down petit 4.1	9	awesome	Last Available: "2013-12"
6907	jumbo decent nut-shaped Crimbo cookie	5	good	Last Available: "2023-06"
6908	experienced plastic GORM-8	0		Experience: +2, Last Available: "2013-12"
6909	family-friendly plastic warbear	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2013-12"
6910	Herculean plastic Toybot	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Last Available: "2013-12"
6911	auspicious plastic warbear fortress	0		Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6912	spinning mirror gravedigger's Da Vinci's plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S.	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Spooky Damage: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6913	blinking warbear whosit	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6914	teal bouncing warbear hoverbelt piecepart	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6915	Sherlock's rosy-cheeked stylish warbear hoverbelt	0		Moxie: +25, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Item Drop: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6916	warbear battery	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6917	warbear badge	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6918	liquefied liquefied fuchsia warbear wardance potion	0		Effect: "Eyes of the Dragon", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2013-12"
6919	extra-ionized irradiated warbear bearserker potion	0		Effect: "Sweet Taste", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2013-12"
6920	super-anodized warbear liquid overcoat	0		Effect: "Sweetened and Fattened", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2013-12"
6921	small flavorless warbear feasting bread	2	decent	Last Available: "2013-12"
6922	moldy bouncing warbear warrior bread	4	crappy	Last Available: "2013-12"
6923	bland warbear thermoregulator bread	4	decent	Last Available: "2013-12"
6924	weak tolerable skewed warbear feasting mead	2	good	Last Available: "2013-12"
6925	hand-crafted spirit-forward warbear bearserker mead	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2013-12"
6926	watered-down aged special warbear blizzard mead	2	awesome	Effect: "Toast Tea", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2013-12"
6927	teal warbear helm fragment	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6928	reassuring medical-grade fortified warbear plain fedora	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Spooky Resistance: +1, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep, cap 12", Last Available: "2013-12"
6929	nippy warbear feathered fedora	0		Cold Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-12"
6930	miser's therapeutic warbear fedora of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Meat Drop: +10, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep", Last Available: "2013-12"
6931	scorching sizzling padded warbear plain helm	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Hot Damage: 35, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 12", Last Available: "2013-12"
6932	hardy warbear spiked helm	0		Maximum HP: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-12"
6933	mirror prompt censurious Oprah's warbear electro-spiked helm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Adventures: +3, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy", Last Available: "2013-12"
6934	mirror Annie Oakley's healthy warbear plain ushanka of terror	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xLep, cap 12", Last Available: "2013-12"
6935	tumbling deadly warbear lined ushanka	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1.5xBarrr, 1xLep, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-12"
6936	fuchsia aromatic scandalous forbidden warbear heated ushanka	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Sleaze Damage: +5, Stench Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xatk, 1xLep", Last Available: "2013-12"
6937	shaking warbear trouser fragment	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6938	mirror manspreader's warbear party pants of the brute of the detective	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Monster Level: +10, Item Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhoul, cap 12", Last Available: "2013-12"
6939	friendly warbear ceremonial party pants	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-12"
6940	smelly coward's warbear high festival pants of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Monster Level: -20, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhoul", Last Available: "2013-12"
6941	spinning personal trainer's educational warbear battle greaves of the sweet-tooth	0		Experience: +1, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Candy Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-12"
6942	warbear officer greaves of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-12"
6943	flame-wreathed occult warbear bearserker greaves of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr", Last Available: "2013-12"
6944	huge lard-coated toasty warbear johns of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Hot Damage: +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xVolley, cap 12", Last Available: "2013-12"
6945	twirling jittery toasty warbear fleece-lined johns	0		Hot Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xVolley, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-12"
6946	avaricious Fonzie's stylish warbear johns	0		Moxie: +25, Experience (Moxie): +1, Meat Drop: +30, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xVolley", Last Available: "2013-12"
6947	warbear accoutrements chunk	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6948	ghostly horrifying boxer's beefcake's warbear goggles	0		Muscle: +25, Muscle Percent: +10, Spooky Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6949	warbear snowblindness goggles of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6950	scorching deadly wizardly warbear polarized goggles	0		Mysticality: +25, Weapon Damage: +5, Hot Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6951	teal wobbly double-paned quilted warbear laser bowtie of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Damage Absorption: +40, Cold Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6952	narrow warbear plasma bowtie of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6953	Annie Oakley's veiny shellacked warbear nuclear bowtie	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Maximum HP: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6954	squat Jack Frost's Herculean weightlifter's warbear warscarf	0		Muscle: +15, Experience (Muscle): +1, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6955	twirling warbear fleece-lined warscarf of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6956	lightning-fast Fonzie's warbear warscarf of the scaredy-cat	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Monster Level: -15, Initiative: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6957	warbear requisition box	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6958	warbear exo-arm	0		Class: "Seal Clubber", Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6959	red mansplainer's warbear foil hat	0		Monster Level: +15, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 2xPotato, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-12"
6960	warbear energy bracers	0		Class: "Pastamancer", Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6961	savvy warbear oil pan of the detective	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Item Drop: +20, Class: "Sauceror", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spray Hot Grease", Last Available: "2013-12"
6962	mirror warbear laser beacon	0		Class: "Disco Bandit", Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6963	yellow warbear exhaust manifold of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6964	tumbling warbear jackhammer drill press	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6965	warbear auto-anvil	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6966	warbear induction oven	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6967	jittery warbear chemistry lab	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6968	spinning warbear officer requisition box	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6969	warbear empathy chip	0		Skill: "Psychokinetic Hug", Last Available: "2013-12"
6970	shaking warbear drone assembler	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6971	warbear breakfast machine assembler	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6972	blind-packed die-cast toy	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6973	aromatic die-cast Bashful the Reindeer	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2013-12"
6974	sizzling die-cast Doc the Reindeer	0		Hot Damage: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6975	bouncing experienced die-cast Dopey the Reindeer	0		Experience: +2, Last Available: "2013-12"
6976	die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2013-12"
6977	boxer's die-cast Happy the Reindeer	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6978	huge razor-sharp die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Last Available: "2013-12"
6979	olive die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Last Available: "2013-12"
6980	ghostly dance instructor's die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6981	electrified die-cast factory worker elf	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2013-12"
6982	electrified die-cast gift-wrapping elf	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2013-12"
6983	avaricious die-cast middle-management elf	0		Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2013-12"
6984	greasy die-cast pencil-pusher elf	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6985	rosewater-soaked die-cast stocking-stuffer elf	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2013-12"
6986	zippy die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign	0		Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2013-12"
6987	die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
6988	spinning medical-grade hale die-cast death ray in a pear tree	0		Maximum HP: +20, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6989	Usain Bolt's die-cast turtle mech	0		Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2013-12"
6990	die-cast Swiss hen of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6991	squat die-cast killing bird of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2013-12"
6992	groovy die-cast ring	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6993	flame-wreathed die-cast goose a-laying	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6994	double-paned die-cast swarm a-swarming	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
6995	family-friendly die-cast blade a-spinning	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2013-12"
6996	die-cast arc-welding Elfborg of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2013-12"
6997	blurry die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2013-12"
6998	chaotic rosy-cheeked die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6999	spinning Van der Graaf razor-sharp die-cast Father Crimborg	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2013-12"
7000	prompt nippy die-cast Don Crimbo	0		Cold Damage: +10, Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2013-12"
7001	quilted die-cast Uncle Hobo of the early riser	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2013-12"
7002	upside-down coward's hale die-cast Father Crimbo	0		Maximum HP: +20, Monster Level: -20, Last Available: "2013-12"
7003	wobbly The Smith's Tome	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-12", Skill: "Summon Smithsness"
7004	cold-filtered oxidized moist Flaskfull of Hollow	0		Effect: "Banono", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2013-12"
7005	lump of Brituminous coal	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7006	mixed handful of Smithereens	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2013-12"
7007	stale Every Day is Like This Sundae	4	decent	Last Available: "2013-12"
7008	jumbo bland Miserable Pie	5	decent	Last Available: "2013-12"
7009	low-calorie stale skewed This Charming Flan	1	decent	Last Available: "2013-12"
7010	smooth spirit-forward Irish Coffee, English Heart	5	awesome	Last Available: "2013-12"
7011	lousy Strikes Again Bigmouth	4	decent	Last Available: "2013-12"
7012	bad Paint A Vulgar Pitcher	3	decent	Last Available: "2013-12"
7013	Golden Light	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7014	mirror Louder Than Bomb	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7015	Handsome Devil	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7016	twirling knitted scandalous sizzling thinker's Work is a Four Letter Sword	0		Mysticality: +10, Hot Damage: +10, Sleaze Damage: +5, Cold Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2013-12"
7017	bouncing perfumed lard-coated Samson's Staff of the Headmaster's Victuals of Gandalf	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
7018	Sinatra's smooth Sheila Take a Crossbow of the brazier of the glutton	0		Moxie: +15, Experience (Moxie): +5, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2013-12"
7019	red wool gravedigger's forbidden Fonzie's A Light that Never Goes Out	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Spooky Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2013-12"
7020	forbidden stylish beefy Half a Purse of horror	0		Muscle: +10, Moxie: +25, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2013-12"
7021	aromatic Socratic Hairpiece On Fire of the storm of chilblains	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Cold Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-12"
7022	censurious reassuring brainy Vicar's Tutu of extreme caution	0		Mysticality: +5, Monster Level: -25, Spooky Resistance: +1, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "1.2xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-12"
7023	narrow huge inspector's Van der Graaf Hand in Glove of the early riser	0		Item Drop: +15, Adventures: +7, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2013-12"
7024	friendly stiffened Meat Tenderizer is Murder of the brazier	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Familiar Weight: +3, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Class: "Seal Clubber", Last Available: "2013-12"
7025	upside-down scorching toasty crafty Ouija Board, Ouija Board	0		Maximum MP: +10, Hot Damage: 30, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Last Available: "2013-12"
7026	thinker's Hand that Rocks the Ladle of James Dean of the bloodbag	0		Mysticality: +10, Experience (Moxie): +3, Maximum HP: +100, Class: "Pastamancer", Last Available: "2013-12"
7027	lightning-fast nasty hale Saucepanic	0		Maximum HP: +20, Stench Damage: +5, Initiative: +40, Class: "Sauceror", Last Available: "2013-12"
7028	upside-down steel-toed Frankly Mr. Shank of the empath of temperance	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Familiar Weight: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Class: "Disco Bandit", Last Available: "2013-12"
7029	zippy hardy strapping Shakespeare's Sister's Accordion	0		Muscle: +5, Maximum HP: +50, Initiative: +20, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 15, Last Available: "2013-12"
7030	jittery chaotic third-hand lantern	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10
7031	loose purse strings	0		
7032	thick flavorless huge pickled egg	5	decent	
7033	cup of lukewarm tea	1	good	
7034	warbear soda machine assembler	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7035	warbear box	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7036	warbear high-efficiency still	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7037	purple warbear LP-ROM burner	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7038	skewed warbear gyrocopter	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7039	wet warbear robo-camouflage unit	0		Effect: "Spirit Bubble", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2013-12"
7040	warbear beeping telegram	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7041	warbear procedural hilarity drone	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-12"
7042	warbear metalworking primer	0		Skill: "Shrap", Last Available: "2013-12"
7043	bouncing warbear sequential gaiety distribution system	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7044	improved oxidized bouncing glass slipper	0		Effect: "Starry-Eyed", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2014-12"
7045	dehydrated antimatter wad	1	good	Last Available: "2013-12"
7046	galvanized anodized warbear superpotion	0		Effect: "Fury of the Bells", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2013-12"
7047	frozen warbear liquid lasers	0		Effect: "Uncaged Power", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2013-12"
7048	ionized huge warbear rejuvenation potion	0		Effect: "Go-Gone", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2013-12"
7049	broken warbear gyrocopter	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7050	flavorless warbear gyro	3	decent	Last Available: "2013-12"
7051	modified deionized recording of Rolando's Rondo of Resisto	0		Effect: "Squirming Like a Toad", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2013-12"
7052	warbear metalworking primer (used)	0		Skill: "Shrap", Last Available: "2013-12"
7053	warbear empathy chip (used)	0		Skill: "Psychokinetic Hug", Last Available: "2013-12"
7054	warbear drone codes	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7055	flavorless tumbling breakfast mess	3	decent	Last Available: "2013-12"
7056	warbear breakfast machine	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7057	stale breakfast miracle	4	decent	Last Available: "2013-12"
7058	corrupted Cloaca Cola Polar	0		Effect: "Serenity", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2013-12"
7059	shaking warbear soda machine	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7060	festive warbear bank	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7061	grimstone mask	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7062	praying Grim Brother	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-12"
7063	Grim Brothers' story book	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7064	hibernating Grimstone Golem	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-12"
7065	boiled grim fairy tale	1	good	Effect: "Eyes Wide Propped", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2014-12"
7066	cyan grimstone galoshes	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7067	enhanced tumbling single of Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	0		Effect: "Full-Body Tan", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2010-02"
7068	anodized huge fuchsia single of Donho's Bubbly Ballad	0		Effect: "Simulation Stimulation", Effect Duration: 33
7069	Discontent&trade; Winter Garden Catalog	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-01"
7070	packet of winter seeds	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7071	adequate snow berries	3	good	Last Available: "2014-01"
7072	rotten blurry ice harvest	3	crappy	Last Available: "2014-01"
7073	double-galvanized frost flower	0		Effect: "Pyramid Power", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2014-01"
7074	energized irradiated wobbly snow cleats	0		Effect: "Florid Cheeks", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2014-01"
7075	extra-galvanized non-moist liquid ice pack	0		Effect: "Boletus Swoletus", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2014-01"
7076	snow boards	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7077	bite-sized tasty snow crab	1	awesome	Last Available: "2014-01"
7078	watered-down tolerable Ice Island Long Tea	2	good	Last Available: "2014-01"
7079	blue unfinished ice sculpture	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7080	ice sculpture	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7081	gray ice house	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7082	gray snow machine	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7083	supercharged snow mobile	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Lasts Until Rollover, Lantern: 1, Lantern Element: "Cold", Last Available: "2014-01"
7084	squat Jack Frost's ice bucket	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2014-01"
7085	wicked snow shovel of the bloodbag	0		Spell Damage: +5, Maximum HP: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2014-01"
7086	squat greasy flame-wreathed groovy bod-ice	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2014-01"
7087	mirror horrifying healthy snow belt of wisdom of the sewer	0		Mysticality: +15, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Stench Damage: +25, Spooky Damage: +25, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2014-01"
7088	flame-wreathed Sinatra's brawny ice nine of doom	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Experience (Moxie): +5, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2014-01"
7089	snow fort	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7090	mediocre En Una Fila Tequila	4	decent	
7091	Skully's hot chocolate	1	crappy	
7092	red avaricious warbear dress helmet of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Meat Drop: +30, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-12"
7093	teal wicked warbear dress bracers of the storm	0		Spell Damage: +5, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
7094	foul-smelling Tesla warbear dress greaves	0		Stench Damage: +10, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-12"
7095	blurry auspicious sweatband of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Item Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2014-12"
7096	jittery foul-smelling Van der Graaf gym shorts	0		Stench Damage: +10, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xGhuol, cap 25", Last Available: "2014-12"
7097	ghostly dangerous strapping ankleweights	0		Muscle: +5, Weapon Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-12"
7098	hardy Sinatra's sweat socks of the overflowing toilet of the boozehound	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Maximum HP: +50, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Booze Drop: +100, Drops Items, Last Available: "2014-12"
7099	pulsating pint of sweat	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7100	squat Jerks' Health&trade; Magazine	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7101	powdered red Five Second Energy&trade;	1		Last Available: "2014-12"
7102	pixie axie	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7103	liquefied deionized maroon powder	0		Effect: "Man's Worst Enemy", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2014-12"
7104	shaking ghostly brawny licorice whip	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Last Available: "2014-12"
7105	mirror twirling anise-flavored venom	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7106	smooth weak snakebite	2	awesome	Last Available: "2014-12"
7107	narrow blurry hale candy stick of mayonnaise	0		Maximum HP: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2014-12"
7108	gigantic adequate enchanted pecan	6	good	Effect: "Sparkling Consciousness", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2014-12"
7109	decent pecan pie	4	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7110	chocolate-stained collar	0		Candy Drop: +25, Last Available: "2014-12"
7111	bland squat candy mountain oyster	3	decent	Last Available: "2014-12"
7112	smooth chocotini	3	awesome	Last Available: "2014-12"
7113	jittery mansplainer's vibrating chocolate rabbit's foot of extreme caution	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Monster Level: -10, Last Available: "2014-12"
7114	rotten narrow candy carrot	3	crappy	Last Available: "2014-12"
7115	decent gigantic blurry candy carrot cake	10	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7116	tumbling Sherlock's personal trainer's carrot-on-a-stick	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2014-12"
7117	lightning-fast wool weasel stomping pants	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Initiative: +40, Familiar Effect: "1xGhoul, cap 20", Last Available: "2014-12"
7118	fancy adequate mulberry	4	good	Effect: "Sticky Fingers", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2014-12"
7119	acceptable mulled berry wine	3	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7120	lemony scales	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7121	dangerous lemon party hat	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, cap 12", Last Available: "2014-12"
7122	jittery sharpshooter's lemon shirt	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2014-12"
7123	huge zippy lemon drop trousers	0		Initiative: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato, cap 12", Last Available: "2014-12"
7124	super-polymerized blue huge lemonhead caviar	0		Effect: "Sweet Taste", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2014-12"
7125	asbestos-lined chaotic gummi sword	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2014-12"
7126	activated alkaline small gummi fin	0		Effect: "Mariachi Mood", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2014-12"
7127	chocolate cow bone of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2014-12"
7128	oxidized chilled gummi fang	0		Effect: "Frisky Spirit", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2014-12"
7129	low-calorie flavorless leftover canap&eacute;s	1	decent	Last Available: "2014-12"
7130	lousy triple-distilled magnum of champagne	7	decent	Last Available: "2014-12"
7131	rosewater-soaked stylish cow creamer of the bloodbag	0		Moxie: +25, Maximum HP: +100, Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2014-12"
7132	flattened polymerized ghostly Outer Wolf&trade; cologne	0		Effect: "Heart of Yellow", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2014-12"
7133	lupine appetite hormones	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7134	avaricious wolf whistle of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Meat Drop: +30, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blow Wolf Whistle", Last Available: "2014-12"
7135	spoiled thick witch's bread	5	crappy	Last Available: "2014-12"
7136	chilled moist witch's brew	0		Effect: "Here's Mud in Your Eye", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2014-12"
7137	lard-coated brawny stylish witch's bra	0		Moxie: +25, Muscle Percent: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2014-12"
7138	watered-down smooth mirror mid-level medieval mead	2	awesome	Last Available: "2014-12"
7139	super-anodized R&uuml;mpelstiltz	0		Effect: "Sugary Tongue", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2014-12"
7140	lime green spinning wheel	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7141	non-dry spinning hi-octane carrot juice	0		Effect: "Tiki Temerity", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2014-12"
7142	Vulcanized blinking hare brush	0		Effect: "Uncanny Shot", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2014-12"
7143	hardy slick hare pin	0		Moxie: +10, Maximum HP: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-12"
7144	spinning odd coin	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7145	flavorless special miniature cinnamon cannoli	2	decent	Effect: "Sticks and Stones", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2014-12"
7146	artisanal expensive champagne	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-12"
7147	unsweetened polymerized polo trophy	0		Effect: "Disco Inferno", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2014-12"
7148	oil painting	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7149	rosary	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7150	bouncing ornate dowsing rod	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7151	straw	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7152	upside-down	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7153	huge clay	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7154	blinking filling	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7155	parchment	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7156	gray glass	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7157	olive Oprah's fire hose of chilblains	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Cold Damage: +25, Item Drop: +5, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xVolley, cap 37", Last Available: "2014-12"
7158	adequate enchanted half-sized bouncing fireman's lunch	2	good	Effect: "Jammin'", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2014-12"
7159	pulsating squat Sherlock's deadly plain paper hat of courage	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Spooky Resistance: +3, Item Drop: +25, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, cap 37", Last Available: "2014-12"
7160	spoiled miniature narrow ice cream sandwich	2	crappy	Last Available: "2014-12"
7161	crafty smartaleck's cool &quot;honey&quot; dipper	0		Moxie: +5, Moxie Percent: +30, Maximum MP: +10, Last Available: "2014-12"
7162	stale plumber's lunch	3	decent	Last Available: "2014-12"
7163	zippy Herculean thinker's skull gearshift knob	0		Mysticality: +10, Experience (Muscle): +1, Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2014-12"
7164	spoiled nachos of the night	4	crappy	Last Available: "2014-12"
7165	teal narrow flame-retardant energetic Sketcherz&trade; of the early riser	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Hot Resistance: +1, Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2014-12"
7166	diet adequate narrow can of Adultwitch&trade;	1	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7167	triple-modified smudge stick	0		Effect: "Incensed", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2014-12"
7168	ionized wall	0		Effect: "Elvish", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2014-12"
7169	weak delicious huge huge tankard of ale	2	awesome	Last Available: "2014-12"
7170	chilled shaking scroll case	0		Effect: "Alpine Mintiness", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2014-12"
7171	moist narrow jug of &quot;wine&quot;	0		Effect: "Thanksgot", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2014-12"
7172	juggling ball	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7173	crappy camera	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7174	special half-sized bland humble pie	2	decent	Effect: "Meatwise", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2014-12"
7175	squat blurry small golem	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7176	shaking crappy camera	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7177	modified frozen quadruple-energized yellow crappy waiter disguise	0		Effect: "Arresistible", Effect Duration: 49
7178	Copperhead Charm	0		
7179	tumbling fuchsia The First Pizza	0		
7180	The Lacrosse Stick of Lacoronado	0		
7181	The Eye of the Stars	0		
7182	The Stankara Stone	0		
7183	Murphy's Rancid Black Flag	0		
7184	The Shield of Brook	0		
7185	Red Zeppelin ticket	0		
7186	lime green Copperhead Charm (rampant)	0		
7187	hand-crafted weak red unnamed cocktail	2	EPIC	
7188	skewed handful of tips	0		
7189	upside-down aromatic unrequired jacket	0		Stench Resistance: +1
7190	cyan MacGyver's tommy gun	0		Maximum MP: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unload Tommy Gun"
7191	drum of tommy ammo	0		
7192	throwing knife	0		
7193	spinning throwing spoon	0		
7194	spinning throwing fork	0		
7195	chilly breadchucks of the sewer	0		Cold Damage: +5, Stench Damage: +25
7196	spinning shuriken salad	0		
7197	tumbling combat fan of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3
7198	lard-coated Lo Pan's silk skirt	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 38"
7199	blowdart	0		
7200	Jim Carey's Buddy Bjorn	0		Monster Level: +25, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2014-02"
7201	perfumed ruddy healthy The Nuge's favorite crossbow	0		Maximum HP Percent: 60, Stench Resistance: +5
7202	rotten sweet roll Alabama	3	crappy	
7203	curative Saturday Night Special	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
7204	lynyrd snare	0		
7205	tumbling mirror Oprah's fleetwood chain	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50
7206	drinkable Green Manalishi	4	good	
7207	razor-sharp blade	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25
7208	fire of unknown origin	0		
7209	eagle's milk	1	decent	
7210	moist ionized fuchsia eagle feather	0		Effect: "Tea-hee", Effect Duration: 47
7211	magnetized cyan one pill	0		Effect: "Boschface", Effect Duration: 66
7212	Jefferson wings of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50
7213	fleetwood macaroni	0		
7214	cheesy eagle sauce	0		
7215	normal thick fleetwood mac 'n' cheese	5	good	
7216	blue lynyrd skin	0		
7217	smartaleck's lynyrdskin cap	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xVolley, cap 42"
7218	Samson's lynyrdskin tunic	0		Experience (Muscle): +5
7219	narrow sinister lynyrdskin breeches	0		Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1.5xGhuol, cap 42"
7220	cigarette lighter	0		
7221	huge priceless diamond	0		
7222	practically non-alcoholic acceptable purple Flamin' Whatshisname	1	good	
7223	cold-filtered lynyrd musk	0		Effect: "On a Roll", Effect Duration: 15
7224	mirror mansplainer's deadly Kashmir sweater	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Monster Level: +15
7225	special normal shaking custard pie	3	good	Effect: "Pumped Stomach", Effect Duration: 25
7226	tea for one	1	awesome	
7227	watered-down hand-crafted bottle of Evermore	2	EPIC	
7228	olive box	0		
7229	mediocre wine	4	decent	
7230	tolerable irresponsibly strong rum	8	good	
7231	lousy Murderer's Punch	3	decent	
7232	immense rotten velvet cake	7	crappy	
7233	electrified magnetized letter	0		Effect: "Artificially Sweet", Effect Duration: 27
7234	spinning medical-grade studded book	0		Damage Absorption: +80, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
7235	pulsating Temple Grandin's masque of temperance	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Single Equip
7236	wobbly fortified red-hot poker	0		Damage Absorption: +60
7237	pulsating wobbly miser's Red X Shield	0		Meat Drop: +10
7238	asbestos-lined Sinatra's badge	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Hot Resistance: +5, Single Equip
7239	blurry blue huge manspreader's strapping shirt	0		Muscle: +5, Monster Level: +10
7240	tumbling shellacked padded coat	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Damage Reduction: 7
7241	pulsating healthy weightlifter's shoe	0		Muscle: +15, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Single Equip
7242	button	0		
7243	red button	0		
7244	tarnished polymerized blurry blood cells	0		Effect: "Slippery Tongue", Effect Duration: 39
7245	irradiated dry eye	0		Effect: "Abyssal Tears", Effect Duration: 17
7246	skewed glark cable	0		
7247	healthy Red Fox glove of doom	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Attacks Can't Miss, Single Equip
7248	super-pressed pressed foxglove	0		Effect: "In the Slimelight", Effect Duration: 52
7249	bouncing Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette	0		
7250	sizzling rosy-cheeked Sneaky Pete's jacket of the dark arts of temperance	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Hot Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Softcore Only, Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-03", Softcore Only: [1-path(Avatar of Sneaky Pete)]
7251	jug of Sneaky Pete's Mojo	0		Free Pull
7252	shot of Sneaky Pete's Mojo	0		Free Pull
7253	Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy	0		
7254	really cocktail shaker	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7255	practically non-alcoholic delicious upside-down mini-martini	1	awesome	
7256	smoke grenade	0		
7257	powdered tumbling molotov soda	1	EPIC	Effect: "Blessing of the Frozen Tortellini", Effect Duration: 45
7258	extra-flattened Vulcanized concentrated spinning tumbling pile of ashes	0		Effect: "Ichorous Eyesight", Effect Duration: 53
7259	crate of firebombs	0		
7260	wobbly firebomb	0		
7261	narrow Samson's groovy thinker's Sneaky Pete's basket	0		Mysticality: +10, Moxie Percent: +10, Experience (Muscle): +5
7262	blurry &quot;I Love Me, Vol. I&quot;	0		
7263	photograph of a dog	0		
7264	photograph of a nugget	0		
7265	photograph of an ostrich egg	0		
7266	mirror green disposable instant camera	0		
7267	flame-retardant foul-smelling grievous Sneaky Pete's jacket (collar popped) of the brazier	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Stench Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +1, Softcore Only, Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-03", Softcore Only: [1-path(Avatar of Sneaky Pete)]
7268	Letter for Melvign the Gnome	0		
7269	Professor What garment	0		
7270	pulsating &quot;2 Love Me, Vol. 2&quot;	0		
7271	green Thinknerd Blind-Packed Toy	0		
7272	dangerous plastic Professor What	0		Weapon Damage: +10
7273	bouncing stiffened plastic Jared the Duskwalker	0		Damage Reduction: 1
7274	fortified plastic Duke Starkiller	0		Damage Absorption: +60
7275	Jack Frost's plastic Gary Claybender	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50
7276	plastic Captain Kerkard of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50
7277	chilled squat robot grease	0		Effect: "Sated and Furious", Effect Duration: 16
7278	returned Thinknerd package	0		
7279	pickled energized upside-down wind-up Whatsian robot	0		Effect: "Like a Fish to Walter", Effect Duration: 29
7280	enhanced wind-up vampire teeth	0		Effect: "Armored Innards", Effect Duration: 16
7281	polymerized wind-up navigation droid	0		Effect: "Old Time Hydration", Effect Duration: 42
7282	activated Vulcanized blurry wind-up owl	0		Effect: "Blubbered Up", Effect Duration: 34
7283	anodized vacuum-sealed wind-up ensign	0		Effect: "Filled with Magic", Effect Duration: 18
7284	dog trainer's wicked crying statue earrings	0		Spell Damage: +5, Experience (familiar): +1, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover
7285	gravedigger's steel-toed plastic Duskwalker necklace	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Spooky Damage: +10, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover
7286	twirling jittery Herculean plastic replica blaster pistol of Calamity Jane	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Lasts Until Rollover
7287	cyan toasty mansplainer's Gary Claybender's Time Screwer	0		Monster Level: +15, Hot Damage: +5, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover
7288	yellow jittery Space Tourist palmdoctor of the blizzard of the boozehound	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Booze Drop: +100, Lasts Until Rollover
7289	resourceful sinister amok putter of chilblains	0		Spell Damage: +10, Maximum MP: +50, Cold Damage: +25
7290	super-sized spoiled amok pudding	5	crappy	
7291	wobbly deactivated putty buddy	0		
7292	putty coat	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7293	cold-filtered wobbly can of V-11	0		Effect: "Bear Clawed", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2014-03"
7294	jittery knitted horrifying elevennis shoes	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2014-03"
7295	wobbly elevent	0		Last Available: "2014-03"
7296	Sherlock's mansplainer's elevenderizing hammer	0		Monster Level: +15, Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2014-03"
7297	shaking curative Professor What T-Shirt	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
7298	heavy-duty bendy straw	0		
7299	blurry pellet of plant food	0		
7300	sewing kit	0		
7301	Spookyraven billiards room key	0		
7302	Spookyraven library key	0		
7303	shaking Lady Spookyraven's necklace	0		
7304	telegram from Lady Spookyraven	0		
7305	olive blinking pulsating Lady Spookyraven's powder puff	0		
7306	spinning upside-down Lady Spookyraven's finest gown	0		
7307	Lady Spookyraven's dancing shoes	0		
7308	polarized tumbling teal eyebrow pencil	0		Effect: "Chauve-Souris Merde Fou", Effect Duration: 14
7309	galvanized rosewater cream	0		Effect: "The Dinsey Spirit", Effect Duration: 14
7310	double-electrified aerosolized bronzer	0		Effect: "Memory of Attractiveness", Effect Duration: 43
7311	spinning greedy hardened elegant nightstick	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Meat Drop: +20
7312	still grill	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-06"
7313	wobbly box of hickory chips	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7314	poppet	0		
7315	skewed rickety rocking horse	0		
7316	wobbly cyan jack-in-the-box	0		
7317	jar of baby ghosts	0		
7318	mirror mirror energetic ghost of a necklace of the pedagogue of the glutton	0		Experience: +3, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Food Drop: +100
7319	Sinatra's Elizabeth's Dollie of the blizzard	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Cold Spell Damage: +25
7320	irradiated green upside-down Elizabeth's paintbrush	0		Effect: "Dweeby", Effect Duration: 21
7321	cyan padded Stephen's lab coat of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Damage Absorption: +20
7322	energized nitrogenated green Stephen's secret formula	0		Effect: "Putting the Pro in Proletariat", Effect Duration: 49
7323	Jacob's rung of the blizzard of incineration	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +50
7324	distilled huge battery	1		
7325	watered-down artisanal snakebite	2	EPIC	
7326	yellow huge censurious rubber ribcage of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Resistance: +3
7327	distilled blue synthetic marrow	1		Effect: "Improprie Tea", Effect Duration: 25
7328	alkaline dry funny bone	0		Effect: "Thanksgot", Effect Duration: 24
7329	sizzling nippy half-melted spoon	0		Cold Damage: +10, Hot Damage: +10
7330	powdered yellow the funk	1		
7331	low-calorie stale gunky chicken	1	decent	
7332	careful doll head	0		Monster Level: -10
7333	droopy doll eye	0		
7334	ghostly voice box	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Pull Voice Box String"
7335	pulsating mansplainer's extremely unsafe paddle-ball	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Monster Level: +15
7336	diffused red squat sound effects record	0		Effect: "Wolf's Bane", Effect Duration: 18
7337	alphabet block	0		
7338	electrified dancer	0		Effect: "Surreally Buff", Effect Duration: 21
7339	music box mechanism	0		
7340	bouncing smooth moose antlers	0		Moxie: +15, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep, cap 27"
7341	concentrated vacuum-sealed moose thought	0		Effect: "Intimidating Mien", Effect Duration: 48
7342	enchanted spoiled moose chocolate	3	crappy	Effect: "This Is Where You're a Viking", Effect Duration: 45
7343	tolerable wobbly squat painting of a glass of wine	4	good	
7344	oil painting of yourself	0		
7345	ornate picture frame	0		
7346	doll-eye amulet	0		Single Equip
7347	crafty wicked ghost toga	0		Spell Damage: +5, Maximum MP: +10
7348	super-sized rotten sheet cake	5	crappy	
7349	ghost key	0		
7350	picture of you	0		
7351	lightning-fast Socratic Samson's Staff of the Electric Range	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Initiative: +40
7352	normal deluxe layer cake	4	good	
7353	wobbly chunk of hot iron	0		
7354	enchanted mediocre bouncing red-hot boilermaker	3	decent	Effect: "Human-Slime Hybrid", Effect Duration: 15
7355	gray coal shovel of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Shovel Hot Coal"
7356	wet hot coal	0		Effect: "Icy Demeanor", Effect Duration: 55
7357	adjusted warmed bouncing coal dust	0		Effect: "Sweetened and Fattened", Effect Duration: 32
7358	green shaking narrow steel-toed Bram's choker of the brazier of bravery	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +5, Single Equip
7359	jittery plaid swatch	0		
7360	plaid bandage	0		
7361	Oprah's plaid pocket square	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50
7362	red quilted sinister plaid skirt	0		Spell Damage: +10, Damage Absorption: +40, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 38"
7363	irradiated dry enhanced blurry bloodstain stick	0		Effect: "Uncaged Power", Effect Duration: 61
7364	fabric softener	0		
7365	chilled ionized fabric hardener	0		Effect: "Slimily Speedy", Effect Duration: 19
7366	smooth bottle of laundry sherry	4	awesome	
7367	deionized industrial strength starch	0		Effect: "Uncanny Shot", Effect Duration: 15, Wiki Name: "industrial strength starch"
7368	spoiled extra-flat panini	3	crappy	
7369	altered shaking narrow olive mangled finger	0		Effect: "Oh Hamlet Hamlet Hamlet Hamlet", Effect Duration: 18
7370	bad watered-down green Psychotic Train wine	2	decent	
7371	crazy hobo notebook	0		
7372	decent snack-sized pie man was not meant to eat	2	good	
7373	shaking Samson's sommelier's towel	0		Experience (Muscle): +5
7374	wool tarnished tastevin	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Single Equip
7375	spoiled actual tapas	3	crappy	
7376	ghast iron ingot	0		
7377	ghast iron cleaver of the wise owl of dire peril	0		Mysticality: +20, Weapon Damage: +20
7378	ghostly greedy boxer's ghast iron Garibaldi	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Meat Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 14"
7379	narrow executive stanky ghast iron heater shield	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +40
7380	ribald nippy ghast iron codpiece	0		Cold Damage: +10, Sleaze Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 42"
7381	Pendant of Gargalesis of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30
7382	Little Geneticist DNA-Splicing Lab	0		Last Available: "2014-04"
7383	DNA extraction syringe	0		Last Available: "2014-04"
7384	cold-filtered pressed moist maroon Gene Tonic: Dude	0		Effect: "Stregngth of the Gnome", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2014-04"
7385	super-cold-filtered quadruple-activated red mirror Gene Tonic: Beast	0		Effect: "Scorpio Rising", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2014-04"
7386	magnetized pressed gray Gene Tonic: Construct	0		Effect: "Jingle Jangle Jingle", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2014-04"
7387	energized Gene Tonic: Undead	0		Effect: "Disdain of She-Who-Was", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2014-04"
7388	improved shaking Gene Tonic: Humanoid	0		Effect: "Don't Rest Ye, Bold Adventurer", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2014-04"
7389	quadruple-aerosolized electrified Gene Tonic: Insect	0		Effect: "Disco Neuropathy", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2014-04"
7390	boiled pressed squat Gene Tonic: Hippy	0		Effect: "The Style... of the Future", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2014-04"
7391	electrified cold-filtered upside-down Gene Tonic: Orc	0		Effect: "Graham Crackling", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2014-04"
7392	tarnished squat ghostly Gene Tonic: Demon	0		Effect: "Hot Jellied", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2014-04"
7393	anodized modified Gene Tonic: Horror	0		Effect: "Old School Pompadour", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2014-04"
7394	nitrogenated concentrated wobbly Gene Tonic: Fish	0		Effect: "Egg-stra Arm", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2014-04"
7395	oxidized pulsating Gene Tonic: Goblin	0		Effect: "Thanksgot", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2014-04"
7396	concentrated skewed Gene Tonic: Pirate	0		Effect: "Tiki Temerity", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2014-04"
7397	ionized super-tarnished skewed Gene Tonic: Plant	0		Effect: "Eye of the Lihc", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2014-04"
7398	anodized skewed Gene Tonic: Weird	0		Effect: "Executive Greed", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2014-04"
7399	adjusted quadruple-flattened purple Gene Tonic: Elf	0		Effect: "Christmessy", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2014-04"
7400	dry Gene Tonic: Mer-kin	0		Effect: "Reptilian Fortitude", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2014-04"
7401	concentrated quantum Gene Tonic: Slime	0		Effect: "Indescribable Flavor", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2014-04"
7402	quantum pressed Gene Tonic: Penguin	0		Effect: "Ham-Fisted", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2014-04"
7403	colloidal Gene Tonic: Elemental	0		Effect: "Dances with Tweedles", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2014-04"
7404	diffused Gene Tonic: Constellation	0		Effect: "Cake Caked", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2014-04"
7405	unsweetened cold-filtered non-anodized maroon Gene Tonic: Hobo	0		Effect: "Spiro Gyro", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2014-04"
7406	Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#1)	0		
7407	spinning Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#2)	0		
7408	Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#3)	0		
7409	Steam Card: Space Trip (#1)	0		
7410	Steam Card: Space Trip (#2)	0		
7411	Steam Card: Space Trip (#3)	0		
7412	Steam Card: Meteoid (#1)	0		
7413	teal Steam Card: Meteoid (#2)	0		
7414	Steam Card: Meteoid (#3)	0		
7415	Steam Card: DemonStar (#1)	0		
7416	Steam Card: DemonStar (#2)	0		
7417	twirling Steam Card: DemonStar (#3)	0		
7418	wobbly Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#1)	0		
7419	Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#2)	0		
7420	Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#3)	0		
7421	pencil thin mushroom	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7422	Paradaisical Cheeseburger recipe	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7423	salty sailor salt	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7424	bike rental broupon	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7425	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Cocktail Sauce Bottle	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7426	bouncing sprinkle shaker	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7427	moist irradiated teal sleight-of-hand mushroom	0		Effect: "Abyssal Sweat", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2014-05"
7428	Taco Dan's Taco Stand's Taco Receipt	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7429	Beach Buck	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7430	galvanized olive Fun-Guy spore	0		Effect: "Hairless and Airless", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2014-05"
7431	dry ionized Boletus Broletus mushroom	0		Effect: "White Blooded", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2014-05"
7432	ionized Omphalotus Omphaloskepsis mushroom	0		Effect: "Craft Tea", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2014-05"
7433	triple-dry enhanced Gyromitra Dynomita mushroom	0		Effect: "Mariachi Mood", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2014-05"
7434	magnetized chilled tarnished narrow Helvella Haemophilia mushroom	0		Effect: "Vanity Rage", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2014-05"
7435	vacuum-sealed activated Stemonitis Staticus mushroom	0		Effect: "Walberg's Dim Bulb", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2014-05"
7436	warmed quadruple-activated non-cold-filtered huge blue Tremella Tarantella mushroom	0		Effect: "You Can Taste the Darkness", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2014-05"
7437	spinning Pastaco shell	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7438	stale skewed Beefy Crunch Pastaco	4	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7439	rotten small Brain Food Pastaco	2	crappy	Last Available: "2014-05"
7440	bland low-calorie Cool Brunch Pastaco	1	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7441	decent Medical Pastaco	3	good	Last Available: "2014-05"
7442	flavorless Energy Buzz Pastaco	4	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7443	decent Ludovico Pastaco	4	good	Last Available: "2014-05"
7444	weak artisanal overpowering mushroom wine	2	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	Last Available: "2014-05"
7445	bad complex mushroom wine	3	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7446	aged smooth mushroom wine	4	awesome	Last Available: "2014-05"
7447	fortified bad upside-down blood-red mushroom wine	5	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7448	hand-crafted triple-distilled buzzing mushroom wine	10	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-05"
7449	mediocre swirling mushroom wine	4	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7450	delicious Taco Dan's Basic Taco Dan Taco	3	awesome	Last Available: "2014-05"
7451	bland small Taco Dan's Taco Fish Fish Taco	2	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7452	bouncing olive Taco Dan's Super Taco-Riffic Taco Sauce!	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7453	hand-crafted regular-size brogurt	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-05"
7454	tolerable teal spinning super-size brogurt	3	good	Last Available: "2014-05"
7455	practically non-alcoholic smooth broberry brogurt	1	awesome	Last Available: "2014-05"
7456	lousy green brocolate brogurt	3	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7457	weak aged French bronilla brogurt	2	awesome	Last Available: "2014-05"
7458	twirling blinking History's Most Offensive Jokes, Vol. IX	0		Skill: "Unoffendable", Last Available: "2014-05"
7459	purple Now You're Cooking With Grease	0		Skill: "Grease Up", Last Available: "2014-05"
7460	Sloppy Seconds Diner Employee Handbook	0		Skill: "Sloppy Secrets", Last Available: "2014-05"
7461	upside-down mirror gray industrial strength anti-fungal spray	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7462	slick Brogre brorts	0		Moxie: +10, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xGhuol, cap 25", Last Available: "2014-05"
7463	upside-down Annie Oakley's Brogre brolo shirt	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Last Available: "2014-05"
7464	skewed Brogre bucket hat of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr, cap 14", Last Available: "2014-05"
7465	twirling Spring Break Beach tattoo coupon	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7466	spinning airplane charter: Spring Break Beach	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-05"
7467	one-day ticket to Spring Break Beach	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7468	censurious personal trainer's 8-billed baseball cap of vim and vigor	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr, cap 12", Last Available: "2014-05"
7469	smelly Da Vinci's extremely wet T-shirt of the sewer	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Stench Damage: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2014-05"
7470	rosewater-soaked stanky Newton's shrimp fork	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2014-05"
7471	double-concentrated purple BROS Energy Drink	0		Effect: "Brother Smothers's Blessing", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2014-05"
7472	chilled go-go potion	0		Effect: "Adapt to Change Eventually", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2014-05"
7473	wet moist red shrimp cocktail	0		Effect: "Mariachi Mood", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2014-05"
7474	oxidized concentrated Yolo&trade; chocolates	0		Effect: "Voracious Gorging", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2020-09"
7475	huge wizardly string of moist beads	0		Mysticality: +25, Last Available: "2014-05"
7476	bouncing Ultimate Mind Destroyer	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7477	chilled Meat-inflating powder	0		Effect: "Slightly Mutated", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2014-05"
7478	bouncing possessed sugar cube	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7479	non-activated ionized pulsating sugar fairy	0		Effect: "Red Around the Gills", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2014-05"
7480	wet sugar bunny	0		Effect: "Yuletide Mutations", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2014-05"
7481	sweet tooth	0		Last Available: "2014-05", Wiki Name: "sweet tooth"
7482	lousy upside-down Rompedores de Fantasmas	3	decent	
7483	lousy upside-down La Fantasma y La Oscuridad	3	decent	
7484	delicious watered-down Fantasma en la M&aacute;quina	2	awesome	
7485	loosening powder	0		
7486	tumbling castoreum	0		
7487	drain dissolver	0		
7488	triple-distilled turpentine	0		
7489	wobbly detartrated anhydrous sublicalc	0		
7490	squat huge triatomaceous dust	0		
7491	drinkable bottle of Chateau de Vinegar	3	good	
7492	mirror blurry blasting soda	0		
7493	unstable fulminate	0		
7494	gray wine bomb	0		
7495	recipe: mortar-dissolving solution	0		
7496	fuchsia bottled day	0		
7497	ghost formula	0		
7498	Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette	0		
7499	activated vacuum-sealed ionized Hot 'n' Scarys	0		Effect: "It Didn't Kill You", Effect Duration: 33
7500	shaking map	0		
7501	ghostly pulsating tumbling	0		
7502	pickled anodized maroon tumbling Texas tea	0		Effect: "Twen Tea", Effect Duration: 20
7503	jittery baleful dark hamethyst ring	0		Spell Damage: +25
7504	blue family-friendly dark baconstone ring	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1
7505	extremely unsafe dark porquoise ring	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100
7506	wool stanky book	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +1
7507	cloak of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25
7508	label	0		
7509	big stale Mornington crescent roll	5	decent	
7510	concentrated oxidized eye shadow	0		Effect: "Flower Power", Effect Duration: 64
7511	crumbling wheel	0		
7512	nitrogenated pulsating poppy	0		Effect: "Radium Radicality", Effect Duration: 59
7513	opium grenade	0		
7514	pulsating banded duonoculars of the early riser	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Adventures: +7, Single Equip
7515	plastic rock	0		
7516	jittery witch's spare house key	0		
7517	veiny sage spider leg	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Maximum HP: +10
7518	wand of pigification	0		
7519	acceptable glass of bourbon	3	good	
7520	burned government manual fragment	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7521	flavorless government cheese	3	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7522	personal trainer's pair of government shades	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-05"
7523	space junk	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7524	double-flattened chilled electrified government	0		Effect: "Human-Human Hybrid", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2014-05"
7525	diffused modified non-boiled alien drugs	0		Effect: "Broken Fast", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2023-09"
7526	blinking weird space book	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7527	alien force field disruptor bean	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7528	rock-hard weightlifter's government-issued night-vision goggles	0		Muscle: +15, Damage Reduction: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-05"
7529	stale loaf of alien bread	3	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7530	delicious huge grilled cheese sandwich	3	awesome	Last Available: "2014-05"
7531	pickled alien protein powder	1	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7532	bad rocket fuel	3	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7533	twirling alien source code printout	0		Skill: "Alien Source Code", Last Available: "2014-05"
7534	mirror alien source code printout (used)	0		Skill: "Alien Source Code", Last Available: "2014-05"
7535	artisanal practically non-alcoholic stealth bomber	1	super ultra mega EPIC	Last Available: "2014-05"
7536	space beast fur	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7537	twitching space egg	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7538	blinking ramekin of space nuts	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2014-05"
7539	mansplainer's space beast fur hat	0		Monster Level: +15, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley", Last Available: "2014-05"
7540	huge medical-grade space beast fur pants	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley", Last Available: "2014-05"
7541	space beast fur whip of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Last Available: "2014-05"
7542	space invader	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7543	lime green zippy banded space heater	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Initiative: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heat Space", Last Available: "2014-05"
7544	upside-down ghostly space bar	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7545	watered-down bad space port	2	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7546	Usain Bolt's supercharged space needle	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2014-05"
7547	ionized buffed alien drugs	0		Effect: "Retrograde Relaxation", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2014-05"
7548	hot ashes	0		Last Available: "2014-06"
7549	moist flattened ash soda	0		Effect: "Disco Nirvana", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2014-06"
7550	electrified liquid smoke	0		Effect: "Hot Buttoned", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2014-06"
7551	anodized boiled warmed dollop of barbecue sauce	0		Effect: "Artificially Sweet", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2014-06"
7552	electrified ionized irradiated bowl of marinade	0		Effect: "Bootyliciousness", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2014-06"
7553	shaker of dry rub	0		Last Available: "2014-06"
7554	aerosolized flattened blinking bottle of lighter fluid	0		Effect: "Red Around the Gills", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2014-06"
7555	blinking page	0		
7556	maroon elephant gift	0		
7557	ionized twirling blood cells	0		Effect: "Disco Concentration", Effect Duration: 51
7558	extra-dry tolerable wine	5	good	
7559	adjusted flattened gummi turtle	0		Effect: "Tiki Toughness", Effect Duration: 20
7560	turtle-shaped rock	0		
7561	boiled olive giraffe-necked turtle	0		Effect: "Castaway Physique", Effect Duration: 47
7562	frozen alkaline tumbling musk turtle	0		Effect: "Extra Terrestrial", Effect Duration: 68
7563	colloidal bouncing programmable turtle	0		Effect: "Frozen Hands", Effect Duration: 58
7564	polymerized mocking turtle	0		Effect: "Healthy Green Glow", Effect Duration: 44
7565	rotten ham steak	4	crappy	
7566	Rosewater's time-twitching toolbelt	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Single Equip, Free Pull
7567	Chroner	0		
7568	upside-down fuchsia electrified Da Vinci's Time Lord Badge of Honor of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Experience (Mysticality): +5, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
7569	shaking stanky Jack Frost's Fonzie's Time Bandit Badge of Courage	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Stench Spell Damage: +25
7570	vacuum-sealed yellow narrow tumbling Friendliness Beverage	0		Effect: "Hot Buttoned", Effect Duration: 19
7571	horrifying sinister silent pea shooter	0		Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Damage: +25
7572	tiny decent D roll	1	good	
7573	nasty kiwi beak of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Stench Damage: +5
7574	lousy New Zealand iced tea	3	decent	
7575	personal trainer's droll monocle of courage	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Spooky Resistance: +3, Single Equip
7576	galvanized future drug: Muscularactum	0		Effect: "Neutered Nostrils", Effect Duration: 12
7577	colloidal spinning future drug: Smartinex	0		Effect: "Sweet Incentive", Effect Duration: 66
7578	moist quantum improved future drug: Coolscaline	0		Effect: "Helvella Health", Effect Duration: 23
7579	twitching time capsule	0		
7580	dried blurry liquid shifting time weirdness	1		
7581	shifting time weirdness	0		Adventures: +4, PvP Fights: +4
7582	rotten rack of dinosaur ribs	4	crappy	
7583	aged scotch on the rocks	4	awesome	
7584	huge Jack Frost's forbidden yabba dabba doo rag	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 27"
7585	cyan rock-hard wooly loincloth of terror	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 27"
7586	wobbly fuchsia helix fossil	0		
7587	twirling S.S. Ticket	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7588	Clan speakeasy	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-07"
7589	distilled bad glass of &quot;milk&quot;	5	decent	Last Available: "2014-07"
7590	drinkable weak cup of &quot;tea&quot;	2	good	Last Available: "2014-07"
7591	delicious jittery thermos of &quot;whiskey&quot;	3	awesome	Last Available: "2014-07"
7592	bad Lucky Lindy	3	decent	Last Available: "2014-07"
7593	tolerable Bee's Knees	4	good	Last Available: "2014-07"
7594	acceptable Sockdollager	3	good	Last Available: "2014-07"
7595	bad tumbling Ish Kabibble	4	decent	Last Available: "2014-07"
7596	tolerable practically non-alcoholic Hot Socks	1	good	Last Available: "2014-07"
7597	irresponsibly strong special acceptable skewed squat Phonus Balonus	6	good	Effect: "Blessing of the Creepy Pasta", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2014-07"
7598	aged weak ghostly Flivver	2	awesome	Last Available: "2014-07"
7599	practically non-alcoholic acceptable Sloppy Jalopy	1	good	Last Available: "2014-07"
7600	unsweetened flame	0		Effect: "Spore-Wreathed", Effect Duration: 54
7601	oxidized adjusted adjusted twirling temporary yak tattoo	0		Effect: "Optimist Primal", Effect Duration: 56
7602	magnetized nitrogenated enhanced Fitspiration&trade; poster	0		Effect: "Walberg's Dim Bulb", Effect Duration: 63
7603	non-altered deionized corrupted green neckbeard	0		Effect: "Saucegoggles", Effect Duration: 23
7604	galvanized diffused blurry artisanal hand-squeezed wheatgrass juice	0		Effect: "Arresistible", Effect Duration: 33
7605	polymerized squat punk patch	0		Effect: "Uncaged Power", Effect Duration: 32
7606	ionized alkaline steampunk potion	0		Effect: "Tiki Toughness", Effect Duration: 46
7607	double-altered cold-filtered vial of swamp vapors	0		Effect: "Discomfited", Effect Duration: 48
7608	diffused squat turtle mud	0		Effect: "Tingly Elbows", Effect Duration: 64
7609	quantum wet bouncing Redeye&trade; Eyedrops	0		Effect: "Transcendental Wind", Effect Duration: 21
7610	denatured oxidized mirror Dweebisol&trade; inhaler	0		Effect: "Trash-Wrapped", Effect Duration: 35
7611	altered energized magnetized Lewd Lemmy Hair Oil	0		Effect: "Super Speed", Effect Duration: 42
7612	cold-filtered double-dry blinking tomato soup poster	0		Effect: "Nightstalkin'", Effect Duration: 45
7613	electrified jittery bubblin' chemistry solution	0		Effect: "Old School Pompadour", Effect Duration: 66
7614	dry jittery voodoo glowskull	0		Effect: "Wallflowering", Effect Duration: 57
7615	triple-dry activated pygmy adder oil	0		Effect: "Chalked-Up Teeth", Effect Duration: 37
7616	cold-filtered anodized huge pygmy witchhazel	0		Effect: "Bricked-In", Effect Duration: 19
7617	polymerized short deposition	0		Effect: "Full Bottle in front of Me", Effect Duration: 54
7618	denatured chilled pulsating mirror straw pole	0		Effect: "Blessing of Charcoatl", Effect Duration: 36
7619	colloidal dry copperhead potion	0		Effect: "Al Dente Inferno", Effect Duration: 66
7620	dry bouncing ninja fear powder	0		Effect: "Superveiny 9000", Effect Duration: 66
7621	cold-filtered ninja eyeblack	0		Effect: "Christmessy", Effect Duration: 65
7622	aerosolized frozen huge blinking button rouge	0		Effect: "Tightly-Wound Spine", Effect Duration: 21
7623	colloidal red Red Army camouflage kit	0		Effect: "Spookypants", Effect Duration: 59
7624	denatured cold-filtered lynyrd skinner toothblack	0		Effect: "What's That Smell?", Effect Duration: 20
7625	nitrogenated extra-energized flask of rainwater	0		Effect: "Square to be Hip", Effect Duration: 13
7626	Vulcanized oyster badge	0		Effect: "Fungal Fortification", Effect Duration: 31
7627	super-flattened plastic Jefferson wings	0		Effect: "Human-Elf Hybrid", Effect Duration: 66
7628	extra-concentrated dancing fan	0		Effect: "Demonic Taint", Effect Duration: 63
7629	warmed chilled twirling page of the Necrohobocon	0		Effect: "Fury of the Bells", Effect Duration: 52
7630	vacuum-sealed quadruple-electrified huge magic powder	0		Effect: "Nano-juiced", Effect Duration: 54
7631	non-ionized unsweetened jittery friar's tonsure	0		Effect: "Helvella Health", Effect Duration: 57
7632	corrupted double-dry triple-ionized yellow government-issue identification badge	0		Effect: "Larger", Effect Duration: 60
7633	improved blurry alien hologram projector	0		Effect: "Big Flaming Whip", Effect Duration: 59
7634	double-improved improved cyan irradiated turtle	0		Effect: "Haunted Liver", Effect Duration: 14
7635	boiled galvanized cigar box turtle	0		Effect: "Hairy Palms", Effect Duration: 39
7636	greasy horrifying shellacked shell	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
7637	blurry reassuring pillow shell	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
7638	frightening whatsit-covered turtle shell	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
7639	beefy oil shell	0		Muscle: +10, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
7640	scandalous mansplainer's turtle shell of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Monster Level: +15, Sleaze Damage: +5, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
7641	shocked shell	0		Class: "Turtle Tamer", Damage Aura: 1
7642	ingot turtle	0		
7643	mirror duty umbrella	0		Water Level: -2
7644	pool skimmer	0		
7645	life preserver	0		
7646	lightning milk	0		
7647	aquaconda brain	0		
7648	tumbling fuchsia thunder thigh	0		
7649	ionized polarized bouncing gourmet gourami oil	0		Effect: "Frog In Your Throat", Effect Duration: 43
7650	activated pickled mirror pulsating catfish whiskers	0		Effect: "Bark of the Dog", Effect Duration: 42
7651	upside-down spinning freshwater fishbone	0		
7652	shaking fishbone catcher's mitt	0		
7653	twirling fishbone kneepads	0		Initiative: +60, Single Equip
7654	fishbone corset	0		
7655	ghostly fishbone fins	0		Single Equip
7656	fishbone facemask	0		Monster Level: -30
7657	fishbone belt	0		Critical Hit Percent: +25, Weapon Damage: +25, Single Equip
7658	fishbone bracers	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Single Equip
7659	cyan prompt neoprene skullcap	0		Adventures: +3, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 16"
7660	polarized gray goblin water	0		Effect: "Frost Tea", Effect Duration: 38
7661	dumb mud	0		
7662	tiny normal blue Sogg-Os	1	good	
7663	spinning studded educational smooth Lord Soggyraven's Slippers	0		Moxie: +15, Experience: +1, Damage Absorption: +80, Single Equip
7664	quadruple-improved shaking Ancient Protector Soda	0		Effect: "Blood-Gorged", Effect Duration: 25
7665	ionized extra-energized liquid ice	0		Effect: "Muddled", Effect Duration: 62
7666	tolerable Wet Russian	3	good	
7667	stale mirror filet of The Fish	3	decent	
7668	Thwaitgold spider statuette	0		
7669	Oprah's thunder down underwear of temperance of the detective	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Item Drop: +20, Lasts Until Rollover
7670	nippy Sinatra's cool famous raincoat	0		Moxie: +5, Experience (Moxie): +5, Cold Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover
7671	blinking strapping lightning rod of the brazier of courage	0		Muscle: +5, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +3, Lasts Until Rollover
7672	careful law-abiding citizen cane	0		Monster Level: -10, Single Equip
7673	mediocre shaking legitimate business on the beach	3	decent	
7674	smartaleck's hep waders	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xVolley, cap 12"
7675	flavorless snack-sized jive turkey leg	2	decent	
7676	squat wool birdbone corset	0		Cold Resistance: +1
7677	cold-filtered galvanized candy cigarette	0		Effect: "Techno Bliss", Effect Duration: 52
7678	shaking quilted 4-dimensional fez	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep, cap 12"
7679	throwing candy	0		
7680	bouncing savvy super-absorbent tarp	0		Mysticality Percent: +20
7681	boozy lousy squat unquiet spirits	5	decent	
7682	twirling Van der Graaf banjo kazoo mount	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip
7683	double-dry narrow mirror green grass	0		Effect: "Jingle Jangle Jingle", Effect Duration: 39
7684	double-paned Time Lord Participation Mug	0		Cold Resistance: +5
7685	vibrating Time Bandit Time Towel of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Maximum MP Percent: +10
7686	Temple Grandin's rosy-cheeked Caveman Dan's favorite rock of the brazier	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Familiar Weight: +7, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
7687	energized bouncing red dog ointment	0		Effect: "Painted-On Bikini", Effect Duration: 66
7688	smelly gumshoes of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
7689	yellow electrified flapper floppers of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip
7690	Da Vinci's sneakeasies of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Experience (Mysticality): +5, Single Equip
7691	tumbling crafty Sinatra's plastic nunchaku	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Maximum MP: +10, Last Available: "2014-08"
7692	ghostly scandalous thinker's hand whip of wisdom	0		Mysticality: 25, Sleaze Damage: +5, Last Available: "2014-08"
7693	friendly energetic ruddy glow-in-the-dark necklace	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2014-08"
7694	squat Groll doll	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-08", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.6
7695	skewed Van der Graaf cap gun of the brute of the glutton	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Food Drop: +100, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang!", Last Available: "2014-08"
7696	aromatic cassette player of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Stench Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-08"
7697	chewable paper	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-08"
7698	rubber spider	0		Last Available: "2014-08"
7699	&quot;KICK ME&quot; sign	0		Last Available: "2014-08"
7700	tarnished confiscated comic book	0		Effect: "White Knuckles", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2014-08"
7701	altered upside-down confiscated cell phone	0		Effect: "Thickest, Sickest", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2014-08"
7702	Vulcanized adjusted confiscated love note	0		Effect: "Capricorn Rising", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2014-08"
7703	green LCD game: Food Eater	0		Last Available: "2014-08"
7704	LCD game: Garbage River	0		Last Available: "2014-08"
7705	maroon LCD game: Burger Belt	0		Last Available: "2014-08"
7706	jittery ghostly The Confiscator's Grimoire	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-08", Skill: "Summon Confiscated Things"
7707	modified rubber nubbin	0		Effect: "Barbecue Saucy", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2014-08"
7708	auspicious Annie Oakley's rubber cape	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2014-08"
7709	smelly flame-wreathed stiffened slick Thor's Pliers	0		Moxie: +10, Damage Reduction: 1, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Attacks Can't Miss, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ply Reality", Last Available: "2014-09", Softcore Only: [1-path(Heavy Rains)]
7710	extra-anodized candy UFOs	0		Effect: "Got Your Boots On", Effect Duration: 12
7711	family-friendly resourceful water wings for babies	0		Maximum MP: +50, Sleaze Resistance: +1
7712	twirling beautiful rainbow	0		Last Available: "2014-11", Skill: "Belch The Rainbow"
7713	immense decent Strix stix	9	good	
7714	energetic Newton's vampire pellet of James Dean	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Experience (Moxie): +3, Maximum MP Percent: +20
7715	strong tolerable non-aged vinegar	5	good	
7716	MacGyver's unsanitized scalpel	0		Maximum MP: +100
7717	strapping gladiator tunica	0		Muscle: +5
7718	jittery Roman sadnals of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
7719	Lo Pan's madius	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30
7720	radiator heater shield of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15
7721	adjusted salt wages	0		Effect: "Cold Hard Skin", Effect Duration: 21
7722	dog trainer's centurion helmet	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, atk, cap 25"
7723	Chroner cross	0		
7724	beefy pteruges	0		Muscle: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, atk, cap 25"
7725	aerosolized colloidal olive upside-down Bruno's blessing of Mars	0		Effect: "Hoity Toity", Effect Duration: 44
7726	frozen extra-oxidized teal Dennis's blessing of Minerva	0		Effect: "The Real Deal", Effect Duration: 31
7727	polymerized Burt's blessing of Bacchus	0		Effect: "Super-Mega-Charged", Effect Duration: 45
7728	dry Freddie's blessing of Mercury	0		Effect: "Crotchety, Pining", Effect Duration: 36
7729	Chroner trigger	0		
7730	Xi Receiver Unit	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7731	transmission from planet Xi	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7732	shaking ghostly Black Bart's Booty	0		Skill: "Pirate Bellow"
7733	huge Xiblaxian circuitry	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7734	Xiblaxian polymer	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7735	mirror Xiblaxian alloy	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7736	twirling Xiblaxian crystal	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7737	shaking Xiblaxian holo-wrist-puter simcode	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7738	Xiblaxian cache locator simcode	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7739	blinking Xiblaxian holo-training simcode	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7740	Xiblaxian direct marketing simcode	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7741	Xiblaxian holo-buddy simcode	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7742	Xiblaxian encrypted political prisoner	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7743	Xiblaxian holo-schematic: stealth cowl	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7744	Xiblaxian holo-schematic: stealth trousers	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7745	Xiblaxian holo-schematic: stealth vest	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7746	Xiblaxian holo-schematic: ultraburrito	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7747	bouncing Xiblaxian holo-schematic: space whiskey	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7748	Xiblaxian holo-schematic: residence cube	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7749	blue Xiblaxian holo-schematic: xeno-goggles	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7750	blinking blurry olive Xiblaxian 5D printer	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7751	Xiblaxian holo-bowtie	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2014-09"
7752	knitted Xiblaxian xeno-detection goggles	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-09"
7753	gray stylish Xiblaxian stealth cowl of the businessman	0		Moxie: +25, Meat Drop: +50, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2014-09"
7754	tumbling padded Xiblaxian stealth trousers of the blizzard	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2014-09"
7755	Lo Pan's smartaleck's Xiblaxian stealth vest	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Last Available: "2014-09"
7756	stale Xiblaxian ultraburrito	4	decent	Last Available: "2014-09"
7757	practically non-alcoholic aged lime green Xiblaxian space-whiskey	1	awesome	Last Available: "2014-09"
7758	skewed Xiblaxian residence-cube	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7759	cold-filtered boiled skewed They liver	0		Effect: "Adventurer's Best Friendship", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2014-09"
7760	small bland pulsating They liver popsicle	2	decent	Last Available: "2014-09"
7761	blurry holo-tank	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7762	holo-bomber	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7763	jittery holo-platoon	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7764	twisted jittery residual zeal	1		Last Available: "2014-09"
7765	ghostly Xiblaxian holo-wrist-puter of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Drops Items, Last Available: "2014-09"
7766	flame-retardant studded defective Golden Mr. Accessory of the empath	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Familiar Weight: +5, Hot Resistance: +1
7767	mirror purple airplane charter: Conspiracy Island	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-10"
7768	one-day ticket to Conspiracy Island	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7769	Coinspiracy	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7770	Jack Frost's resourceful Personal Ventilation Unit of the sweet-tooth	0		Maximum MP: +50, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Candy Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-10"
7771	electrified oxidized gray the most dangerous bait	0		Effect: "Cool Spirit", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2014-10"
7772	stale &quot;meat&quot; stick	3	decent	Last Available: "2014-10"
7773	vaporized red mirror transdermal smoke patch	1	EPIC	Effect: "A Few Extra Pounds", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2014-10"
7774	specialty ammo bandolier	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7775	executive quilted Samson's pair of plants	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Damage Absorption: +40, Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2014-10"
7776	green Van der Graaf brawny Sasq&trade; watch of horror	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-10", Nonstackable Watch, Rollover Effect Duration: 30
7777	slick beefcake's smoker's cloak of courage	0		Muscle: +25, Moxie: +10, Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2014-10"
7778	auspicious dog trainer's Van der Graaf camouflage T-shirt of Flo-Jo	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Item Drop: +10, Initiative: +100, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2014-10"
7779	galvanized galvanized experimental serum G-9	0		Effect: "Bestial Sympathy", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2014-10"
7780	executive censurious wizardly heavy-duty clipboard	0		Mysticality: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2014-10"
7781	pulsating supercharged veiny stiffened razor-sharp battery-powered drill	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Damage Reduction: 1, Maximum HP: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2014-10"
7782	fancy moldy limp broccoli	3	crappy	Effect: "On a Roll", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2014-10"
7783	cyan coward's medical-grade cool hat	0		Moxie: +5, Monster Level: -20, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "2xFairy, 0.5xPotato, cap 31", Last Available: "2014-10"
7784	polarized monkey barf	0		Effect: "Egg on your Face", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2014-10"
7785	wet candy	0		Effect: "Billiards Belligerence", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2014-10"
7786	up-at-dawn banded extremely unsafe jangly bracelet	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Damage Absorption: +100, Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2014-10"
7787	knitted cuddly teddy bear	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Overload Teddy Bear", Last Available: "2014-10"
7788	ice-cold Cloaca Zero	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7789	blurry flame-wreathed sinister first-aid pouch	0		Spell Damage: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2014-10"
7790	mirror khaki duffel bag	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7791	irradiated airborne mutagen	0		Effect: "Slimed Stomach", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2014-10"
7792	jittery SHAWARMA Initiative Keycard	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7793	yellow bottle-opener keycard	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7794	Armory keycard	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7795	bland initiative shawarma	3	decent	Last Available: "2014-10"
7796	small adequate squat warm war shawarma	2	good	Last Available: "2014-10"
7797	stale narrow karma shawarma	3	decent	Last Available: "2014-10"
7798	practically non-alcoholic artisanal Jungle Juice	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-10"
7799	mediocre practically non-alcoholic Amnesiac Ale	1	decent	Last Available: "2014-10"
7800	drinkable weak Highest Bitter	2	good	Last Available: "2014-10"
7801	blurry mercenary pistol of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2014-10"
7802	tumbling nippy mercenary rifle of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Cold Damage: +10, Last Available: "2014-10"
7803	Merc Core Field Manual: Sanity Maintenance	0		Skill: "Hypersane", Last Available: "2014-10"
7804	Merc Core Field Manual: Intimidation Techniques	0		Skill: "Intimidating Mien", Last Available: "2014-10"
7805	Merc Core challenge coin	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7806	Merc Core deployment orders	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7807	huge TI-9000 calculator	0		
7808	unused soap	0		
7809	fuchsia impure gasoline	0		
7810	red Z-Bone steak	0		
7811	viral DNA	0		
7812	blurry shaking tarnished bottlecap	0		
7813	flavorless pulsating seared dino steak	4	decent	
7814	enchanted delicious weak bottle of drinkin' gas	2	awesome	Effect: "Limber as Mortimer", Effect Duration: 20
7815	handful of napalm	0		
7816	gray dove DNA	0		
7817	gelatinous meat mass	0		
7818	99.44% pure math	0		
7819	narrow simple AI	0		
7820	corrupted bird DNA	0		
7821	pulsating sentient meat mass	0		
7822	blue tumbling zombie dinosaur egg	0		
7823	french-fry grabber	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7824	smartaleck's iShield of temperance of the boozehound	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Booze Drop: +100
7825	squat Jack Frost's Da Vinci's wizardly earbuds	0		Mysticality: +25, Experience (Mysticality): +5, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
7826	shaking Usain Bolt's iFlail of incineration of the sweet-tooth	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Candy Drop: +100, Initiative: +80
7827	decent unidentifiable dried fruit	3	good	
7828	bad special flat cider	3	decent	Effect: "Salty Mouth", Effect Duration: 30
7829	scorching dangerous trench lighter of incineration	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Hot Damage: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2014-10"
7830	triple-polymerized pressed experimental serum P-00	0		Effect: "Square to be Hip", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2014-10"
7831	military-grade fingernail clippers	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7832	spinning encrypted micro-cassette recorder	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7833	bouncing blue gore bucket	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7834	pack of smokes	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7835	ESP suppression collar	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7836	GPS-tracking wristwatch	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7837	huge Project T. L. B.	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7838	Agent Mauve	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7839	special clip: tracers	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7840	ghostly huge special clip: wailers	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7841	special clip: squelchers	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7842	special clip: splatterers	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7843	special clip: boneburners	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7844	special clip: graveburpers	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7845	pickled perl necklace	0		Effect: "Can't Smell Nothin'", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2014-12"
7846	warmed quantum spinning shaking Fudge Fiber Armor Plating	0		Effect: "Destructive Resolve", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2014-12"
7847	quadruple-electrified maroon blinking bouncing ruby on canes	0		Effect: "Night Vision", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2014-12"
7848	toothsome maroon petit fortran	3	awesome	Last Available: "2014-12"
7849	snack-sized flavorless purple java cookie	2	decent	Last Available: "2014-12"
7850	stale huge cookie cookie	3	decent	Last Available: "2014-12"
7851	gravedigger's plastic exo-suited miner	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Last Available: "2014-12"
7852	yellow veiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit	0		Maximum HP: +10, Last Available: "2014-12"
7853	Jack Frost's plastic ambulatory robo-minecart	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2014-12"
7854	nasty plastic Crimbot	0		Stench Damage: +5, Last Available: "2014-12"
7855	smelly plastic Crimbomega	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2014-12"
7856	cold-filtered aerosolized olive flask of mining oil	0		Effect: "Gunky Dory", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2014-12"
7857	family-friendly radiation-resistant helmet	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 12", Last Available: "2014-12"
7858	ruddy servo-assisted exo-pants	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xPotato, cap 12", Last Available: "2014-12"
7859	Newton's high-energy mining laser of the empath	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2014-12"
7860	peppermint tailings	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7861	nugget of Crimbonium	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7862	cylindrical mold	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7863	fuchsia Crimbonium fuel rod	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7864	teal Petite Paintbrush	0		Adventures: +1
7865	Crimbot schematic: Gun Face	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7866	Crimbot schematic: Big Head	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7867	jittery Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7868	Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7869	red Crimbot schematic: Crab Core	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7870	tumbling teal Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7871	Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7872	bouncing lime green Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7873	lime green Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7874	Crimbot schematic: Refrigerator Chassis	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7875	Crimbot schematic: Bug Zapper	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7876	Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7877	Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7878	wobbly Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7879	Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7880	Crimbot schematic: Swiss Arm	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7881	Crimbot schematic: Data Analyzer	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7882	Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7883	Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7884	Crimbot schematic: Camera Claw	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7885	wobbly Crimbot schematic: Power Arm	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7886	Crimbot schematic: Wrecking Ball	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7887	Crimbot schematic: Ribbon Manipulator	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7888	twirling Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7889	ghostly Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7890	twirling Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7891	cyan Crimbot schematic: Snow Blower	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7892	Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7893	Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7894	blue Crimbot schematic: Lamp Filler	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7895	Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7896	narrow Crimbot schematic: Tripod Legs	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7897	Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7898	Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7899	Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7900	red Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7901	skewed cyan Crimbot schematic: Hoverjack	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7902	Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7903	skewed green Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7904	Crimbot schematic: Rocket Skirt	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7905	narrow recovered elf magazine	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7906	skewed recovered elf toothbrush	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7907	recovered elf sleeping pills	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7908	recovered elf underpants	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7909	wobbly recovered elf wallet	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7910	narrow recovered elf pocketwatch	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7911	recovered elf photo album	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7912	ghostly recovered elf smartphone	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7913	Usain Bolt's sage Size XI Wizard's Robe of incineration	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2014-09"
7914	ionized Bit O' Quail Spleen	0		Effect: "Prince of Seaside Town", Effect Duration: 33
7915	frozen Take Eleven Bar	0		Effect: "Burning Tongue", Effect Duration: 59
7916	mimeplasm	0		
7917	electrified bouncing teal BOOterfinger	0		Effect: "So You Can Work More...", Effect Duration: 65
7918	unsweetened aerosolized super-irradiated huge Moonds	0		Effect: "Blessing of Squirtlcthulli", Effect Duration: 43
7919	polymerized nitrogenated huge Big Punk	0		Effect: "Dances with Tweedles", Effect Duration: 52
7920	fist turkey outline	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-11"
7921	jittery turkey knuckles	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Last Available: "2014-11"
7922	watered-down perfectly mixed spinning Friendly Turkey	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-11"
7923	bad practically non-alcoholic enchanted Agitated Turkey	1	decent	Effect: "Afternoon Insight", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2014-11"
7924	perfectly mixed irresponsibly strong Ambitious Turkey	9	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-11"
7925	rotten neutron lollipop	3	crappy	Last Available: "2014-12"
7926	aged gamma nog	3	awesome	Last Available: "2014-12"
7934	sneaky wrapping paper	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7935	Thwaitgold nit statuette	0		
7936	green picky tweezers	0		Last Available: "2015-02"
7937	jittery olive Crimbo Credit	0		
7938	diluted maroon tumbling single atom	1	crappy	Last Available: "2015-02"
7939	blurry Time Cape	0		Last Available: "2014-11"
7940	Time Cloak	0		Last Available: "2014-11"
7941	upside-down sleeve deuce	0		
7942	pocket ace	0		
7943	nastygeist	0		
7944	blinking squat tooth	0		
7945	table	0		
7946	red mirror frosty dance instructor's outlaw bandana of terror	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10
7947	acceptable practically non-alcoholic whiskey in a broken glass	1	good	
7948	lousy shot of mescal	4	decent	
7949	watered-down mediocre twirling glass of herbal tequila	2	decent	
7950	minin' dynamite	0		
7951	shellacked weightlifter's plaid cowboy hat	0		Muscle: +15, Damage Reduction: 7, Familiar Effect: "2xLep, 1xBarrr, cap 25"
7952	twirling lasso	0		
7953	huge foul-smelling cool rusted-out shootin' iron of mayonnaise	0		Moxie: +5, Stench Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
7954	rattler rattle	0		
7955	upside-down yellow bag of money	0		
7956	Crimbo sapling	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-12"
7957	even more tinsel	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7958	yellow box of Crimbo decorations	0		
7959	tumbling letter to Ed the Undying	0		
7960	copy of a jerk adventurer's father's diary	0		
7961	lion tamer's deadly personal trainer's Staff of Ed of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Weapon Damage: +5, Experience (familiar): +2
7962	Eye of Ed	0		
7963	amulet	0		
7964	gray greedy Staff of Fats	0		Meat Drop: +20
7965	Holy MacGuffin	0		
7966	red Ka coin	0		
7967	cyan chaotic World's Best Adventurer sash	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10
7968	wobbly mirror topiary nugglet	0		
7969	green beehive	0		
7970	boning knife	0		
7971	teal blurry Aggressive Carrot	0		Free Pull
7972	twisted teal mummified fig	1	good	Effect: "Orchid Blood", Effect Duration: 40
7973	pickled mummified loaf of bread	1	decent	Effect: "Paging Betty", Effect Duration: 5
7974	pickled mummified beef haunch	1	crappy	Effect: "Astral Shell", Effect Duration: 30
7975	linen bandages	0		
7976	teal cotton bandages	0		
7977	blinking silk bandages	0		
7978	holy spring water	0		
7979	spirit beer	0		
7980	sacramental wine	0		
7981	ghostly talisman of Thoth	0		
7982	cure-all	0		
7983	wobbly prompt vibrating Sister Accessory	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Adventures: +3, Softcore Only
7984	moist boiled mirror gray Boosty Juice	0		Effect: "Booooooze", Effect Duration: 14
7985	rosy-cheeked weightlifter's parachute	0		Muscle: +15, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2015-12"
7986	supercool pad of the businessman	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2015-12"
7987	peeler of James Dean of the brazier	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2015-12"
7988	Jack Frost's pettipants of incineration	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2015-12"
7989	chilly coward's panama hat	0		Monster Level: -20, Cold Damage: +5, Last Available: "2015-12"
7990	horrifying Socratic pulsera	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Spooky Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-12"
7991	tumbling bouncing horrifying arcane researcher's police baton	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Spooky Damage: +25, Last Available: "2015-12"
7992	knitted nippy wicked slick plus-fours of the wise owl of the cougar	0		Mysticality: +20, Moxie: 30, Spell Damage: +5, Cold Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2015-12"
7993	porkpie of the ox of Gandalf	0		Muscle: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Last Available: "2015-12"
7994	crafty Herculean pepper mill	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Maximum MP: +10, Last Available: "2015-12"
7995	Jack Frost's Newton's pelerine	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2015-12"
7996	narrow energetic personal trainer's phantom mask	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-12"
7997	altered polyesterene powder	1		Effect: "Marinated", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2015-12"
7998	powdered powder	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
7999	corrupted diffused choco-Crimbot	0		Effect: "Liquid Luck", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2014-12"
8000	dry Vulcanized smart watch	0		Effect: "Flimsy Shield of the Pastalord", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2014-12"
8001	quantum flattened narrow augmented-reality shades	0		Effect: "Puzzle Fury", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2014-12"
8002	dangerous toy Crimbot mega face	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Crimbot Outfit Power: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "LIGHT", Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cap 12", Last Available: "2014-12"
8003	toy Crimbot power glove of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Crimbot Outfit Power: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "ZAP", Last Available: "2014-12"
8004	Oprah's toy Crimbot super fist	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Crimbot Outfit Power: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "POW", Last Available: "2014-12"
8005	toy Crimbot rocket legs of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Crimbot Outfit Power: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BURN", Last Available: "2014-12"
8006	corrupted altered blurry Crimbot battery	0		Effect: "Stopping to Smell the Flowers", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2014-12"
8007	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping	0		Skill: "Rapid Prototyping", Last Available: "2014-12"
8008	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision	0		Skill: "Mathematical Precision", Last Available: "2014-12"
8009	wobbly spinning Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency	0		Skill: "Ruthless Efficiency", Last Available: "2014-12"
8010	Mini-Crimbot crate	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
8011	heavy-duty Crimbot aerial	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2014-12"
8012	wobbly lion tamer's clever Crimbomega drive chain of chilblains	0		Maximum MP: +20, Experience (familiar): +2, Cold Damage: +25, Crimbot Outfit Power: +1, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "LUBE", Last Available: "2014-12"
8013	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty)	0		Skill: "Rapid Prototyping", Last Available: "2014-12"
8014	tumbling Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty)	0		Skill: "Mathematical Precision", Last Available: "2014-12"
8015	twirling Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty)	0		Skill: "Ruthless Efficiency", Last Available: "2014-12"
8016	denatured polymerized olive fitness wristband	0		Effect: "Nigh-Invincible", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2014-12"
8017	super-irradiated diffused huge blue shaking flask of tainted mining oil	0		Effect: "Reptilian Fortitude", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2014-12"
8018	deionized ionized spinning and rain stick	0		Effect: "Certainty", Effect Duration: 46
8019	squat Chateau Mantegna room key	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-01"
8020	flavorless massive jittery Choco-Mint patty	7	decent	Last Available: "2015-01"
8021	bad watered-down squat hot mint schnocolate	2	decent	Last Available: "2015-01"
8022	twisted squat homeopathic mint tea	1	decent	Last Available: "2015-01"
8023	muscle stimulator	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8024	foreign language tapes	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8025	bowl of potpourri	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8026	ceiling fan	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8027	ghostly antler chandelier	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8028	artificial skylight	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8029	blinking Swiss piggy bank	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8030	skewed continental juice bar	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8031	stationery set	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8032	ghostly calligraphy pen	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-01"
8033	alpine watercolor set	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8034	skewed gravedigger's savvy tope&eacute;	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Spooky Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, cap 12"
8035	electrified personal trainer's topiary tights	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
8036	shaking topiary necktie of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20
8037	flavorless fancy shaking bowl of topioca	3	decent	Effect: "Protection from Bad Stuff", Effect Duration: 50
8038	bouncing topiary skunk	0		
8039	narrow topiary noseplugs	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8040	shaking trusty whip	0		
8041	crumbling skull	0		
8042	rock	0		
8043	deadly pot	0		Weapon Damage: +5
8044	groovy spelunking fedora	0		Moxie Percent: +10
8045	squat lard-coated sturdy machete	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
8046	shotgun of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20
8047	squat Annie Oakley's boomerang	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20
8049	mining helmet of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60
8050	manspreader's X-ray goggles	0		Monster Level: +10, Luck: +5
8051	frosty cape	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10
8052	gravedigger's jetpack	0		Spooky Damage: +10
8053	spring boots	0		
8054	spiked boots	0		
8055	pickaxe of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40
8056	wobbly torch	0		
8057	twirling Annie Oakley's smartaleck's [spelunking test kit]	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Critical Hit Percent: +20
8058	twirling plasma rifle of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60
8059	Bananubis's Staff	0		Luck: -6
8060	scandalous The Joke Book of the Dead of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Sleaze Damage: +5, Luck: -6
8061	The Clown Crown	0		Luck: -6
8062	coffee cup	0		Luck: -2
8063	Tales of Spelunking	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8064	monkey statuette	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-12"
8065	cyan banana	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8066	altered pulsating skewed	1	awesome	Effect: "Seriously Mutated", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2015-12"
8067	nuggets	0		
8068	Professor of Spelunkology	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-12"
8069	Stembridge sidearm	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8070	warehouse map page	0		
8071	warehouse inventory page	0		
8072	maroon janitor sponge	0		
8073	Spelunker of Fortune	0		Skill: "Speluck", Last Available: "2015-12"
8074	censurious perfumed therapeutic Spelunker's fedora	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +3, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2015-12"
8075	Jeselnik's scorching Spelunker's whip of the overflowing toilet	0		Hot Damage: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Damage: +25, Last Available: "2015-12"
8076	spinning gravedigger's padded Spelunker's khakis of mayonnaise	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Spooky Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2015-12"
8077	Spelunker's Guild prize sack	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8084	spinning LOLmec statuette	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8085	mirror Spelunker of Fortune (used)	0		Skill: "Speluck"
8086	still-beating spleen	0		
8087	Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette	0		
8088	tumbling jewel	0		
8089	twirling headless sparrow	0		
8090	mangled squirrel	0		
8091	upside-down rat carcass	0		
8092	mirror greasy Fonzie's wicker kickers	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
8093	Newton's beefy wicker slicker	0		Muscle: +10, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Last Available: "2016-12"
8094	blinking boxer's wicker knickers of the early riser	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2016-12"
8095	greasy sizzling wicker ticker	0		Hot Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
8096	medical-grade wicker sticker of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2016-12"
8097	gray crafty wicker clicker of the brazier	0		Maximum MP: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2016-12"
8098	modified wickerbits	1		Last Available: "2016-12"
8099	huge Jim Carey's belt of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Monster Level: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
8100	avaricious badge of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Meat Drop: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
8101	horrifying stanky bowl	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Damage: +25, Last Available: "2016-12"
8102	dance instructor's arcane researcher's brooch	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
8103	reassuring nippy breeches	0		Cold Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2016-12"
8104	veiny personal trainer's backpack	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Maximum HP: +10, Last Available: "2016-12"
8105	vaporized maroon bits	1		Last Available: "2016-12"
8106	narrow skewed healthy anvil of the glutton	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Food Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
8107	twirling Jeselnik's dangerous akubra	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Sleaze Damage: +25, Last Available: "2017-12"
8108	Sherlock's forbidden apron	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Item Drop: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
8109	nippy hale ascot	0		Maximum HP: +20, Cold Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
8110	scorching Herculean attache case	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Hot Damage: +25, Drops Items, Last Available: "2017-12"
8111	jittery foul-smelling smooth accordion	0		Moxie: +15, Stench Damage: +10, Song Duration: 10, Last Available: "2017-12"
8112	dried aerosolized	1		Effect: "Uncanny Shot", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2017-12"
8113	frightening brainy wig	0		Mysticality: +5, Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2017-12"
8114	bouncing sage winch crank of bravery	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Spooky Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
8115	zippy sizzling widget	0		Hot Damage: +10, Initiative: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
8116	smelly flame-wreathed whisk	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2017-12"
8117	Herculean walker of mayonnaise	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
8118	wizardly waders of the dark arts	0		Mysticality: +25, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2017-12"
8119	dehydrated fuchsia flakes	1		Last Available: "2017-12"
8120	blinking Annie Oakley's gaiters of the brazier	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2018-12"
8121	blue garland of the cougar of Leguizamo	0		Moxie: +20, Monster Level: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-12"
8122	Sinatra's gunnysack of the boozehound	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2018-12"
8123	ribald Lo Pan's garibaldi	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Sleaze Damage: +10, Last Available: "2018-12"
8124	Herculean girdle of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Experience (Muscle): +1, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Disco Pudge", Last Available: "2018-12"
8125	jittery sharpshooter's occult gloves	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-12"
8126	powdered narrow skewed smithereens	1		Effect: "Steroid Boost", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2018-12"
8127	groovy fiberglass fetish of the empath	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2018-12"
8128	chilly wicked fiberglass foil	0		Spell Damage: +5, Cold Damage: +5, Last Available: "2018-12"
8129	curative fiberglass fannypack of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-12"
8130	blinking frosty fiberglass frock of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2018-12"
8131	Newton's Herculean fiberglass fingerguard	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-12"
8132	brawny fiberglass fedora of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Muscle Percent: +20, Last Available: "2018-12"
8133	boiled narrow shaking mirror fiberglass fibers	1		Effect: "Mushroom Moxiousness", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2018-12"
8134	shaking bottle of lovebug pheromones	0		Free Pull
8135	cyan wobbly blurry winged yeti fur	0		
8136	wobbly talisman of Renenutet	0		
8138	rubber spatula of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15
8139	Jack Frost's spoon	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50
8140	fuchsia mirror healthy crystalline reamer	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20
8141	grievous macroplane grater	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50
8142	ghostly Tesla bastard baster	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
8143	jittery Tesla obsidian nutcracker	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
8144	talisman of Seshat	0		Free Pull
8145	Jim Carey's Samson's glass eye	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Monster Level: +25, Single Equip
8146	boiled vacuum-sealed squat invisible potion	0		Effect: "Donho's Bubbly Ballad", Effect Duration: 19
8147	squat time shuriken	0		
8148	zippy friendly ninjammies of Flo-Jo	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Initiative: 120, Familiar Effect: "atk, 0.5xPotato, cap 25", Rollover Effect Duration: 50
8149	cold-filtered dry Glo-Pop	0		Effect: "Salamanderenity", Effect Duration: 56
8150	polymerized pressed ionized sugar sphere	0		Effect: "Human-Plant Hybrid", Effect Duration: 49
8151	extra-colloidal cyan Shrubble Bubble	0		Effect: "Trivia Master", Effect Duration: 57
8152	boiled polyeaster egg	0		Effect: "A Taste of Rainbow", Effect Duration: 54
8153	unsweetened pulsating candy dish	0		Effect: "Black Lung", Effect Duration: 49
8154	unsweetened quadruple-warmed extra-oxidized tumbling purple Spechunky bar	0		Effect: "Scavengers Scavenging", Effect Duration: 29
8155	warmed liquefied flattened twirling talisman of Horus	0		Effect: "Whole Latte Love", Effect Duration: 57
8156	check to the Meatsmith	0		
8157	Skeleton Store office key	0		
8158	bone with a price tag on it	0		
8159	jittery half of a tooth	0		
8160	warmed narrow mouse skull	0		Effect: "The Style... of the Future", Effect Duration: 28
8161	quadruple-moist tumbling really thick spine	0		Effect: "Haunted Liver", Effect Duration: 13
8162	dog trainer's vibrating skullcap	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Experience (familiar): +1, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley,cap 5"
8163	shellacked Socratic three-legged pants	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Damage Reduction: 7, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cap 25"
8164	Jack Frost's remaindered axe of terror	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Spell Damage: +10
8165	low-budget shield	0		
8166	cr&ecirc;epy mask of the cougar of chilblains	0		Moxie: +20, Cold Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, cap 5"
8167	moldy bite-sized baguette	1	crappy	
8168	glob of icing	0		
8169	moist ionized ginger snaps	0		Effect: "Worth Your Salt", Effect Duration: 53
8170	improved irradiated mostly-broken sunglasses	0		Effect: "Heart of Lavender", Effect Duration: 52
8171	perfectly mixed weak unflavored wine cooler	2	EPIC	
8172	narrow carton of snake milk	1	decent	
8173	razor-sharp sewer snake	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25
8174	tasty squat pigeon egg	3	awesome	
8175	brawny jaunty feather of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Muscle Percent: +20
8176	acceptable premium malt liquor	3	good	
8177	brown paper pants of the ox of the empath	0		Muscle: +20, Familiar Weight: +5
8178	careful stylish brown paper bag mask	0		Moxie: +25, Monster Level: -10
8179	nippy ring of telling skeletons what to do	0		Cold Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Tell a Skeleton What To Do", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Tell This Skeleton What To Do"
8180	bouncing breadwand of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40
8181	vibrating loafers	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Single Equip
8182	Map to Kokomo	0		Free Pull, Skill: "Summon Kokomo Resort Pass"
8183	quilted bread basket	0		Damage Absorption: +40
8184	wobbly Ed the Undying exhibit crate	0		
8185	blurry fireproof frightening The Crown of Ed the Undying	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Hot Resistance: +3, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1.5xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2015-03", Softcore Only: [1-path(Actually Ed the Undying)]
8186	Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic	0		
8187	maroon map to a hidden booze cache	0		
8188	hand-crafted Cherrytastrophe wine cooler	3	EPIC	
8189	watered-down drinkable Radberry Rip wine cooler	2	good	
8190	perfectly mixed Orangemageddon wine cooler	3	EPIC	
8191	perfectly mixed shaking huge Breakfast Blast wine cooler	3	EPIC	
8192	artisanal strong Citrus Crush wine cooler	5	EPIC	
8193	massive tasty plain bagel	6	awesome	
8194	stale glob of cream cheese	3	decent	
8195	flavorless mirror huge loaf of soda bread	3	decent	
8196	bland special acceptable bagel	3	decent	Effect: "Innately Strong", Effect Duration: 45
8197	tasty standard-issue cupcake	4	awesome	
8198	tiny adequate ultra-deluxe cupcake	1	good	
8199	hypnotic breadcrumbs	0		
8200	tasty squat popular tart	4	awesome	
8201	no-handed pie	0		
8202	dry non-galvanized bouncing Doc Galaktik's Vitality Serum	0		Effect: "Painted-On Bikini", Effect Duration: 11
8203	jittery airplane charter: Dinseylandfill	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-04"
8204	one-day ticket to Dinseylandfill	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8205	FunFunds&trade;	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8206	huge jittery Jeselnik's nippy expensive camera	0		Cold Damage: +10, Sleaze Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-04"
8207	mirror sunglasses	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-04"
8208	alkaline extra-energized skewed How to Avoid Scams	0		Effect: "Ghost Finger", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2015-04"
8209	narrow twirling skewed filthy child leash	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2015-04"
8210	bag of gross foreign snacks	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8211	blurry mirror bag of park garbage	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8212	grogpagne	0		Last Available: "2021-07"
8213	green rosewater-soaked rigging rope of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2015-04"
8214	powdered tumbling mirror nasty snuff	1	good	Last Available: "2015-04"
8215	mirror twirling stiffened stylish sewage-clogged pistol	0		Moxie: +25, Damage Reduction: 1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Sewage Pistol", Last Available: "2015-04"
8216	ionized activated beard incense	0		Effect: "Red-Shirted Escort", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2015-04"
8217	skewed olive Samson's cool perfume-soaked bandana	0		Moxie: +5, Experience (Muscle): +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-04"
8218	shaking toxic globule	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8219	immense stale shaking toxo	8	decent	Last Available: "2015-04"
8220	hand-crafted Lemonade-235	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-04"
8221	asbestos-lined isotophat of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Hot Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2015-04"
8222	family-friendly Three Mile Island shorts of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2015-04"
8223	blinking toxic mop of James Dean of incineration	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2015-04"
8224	upside-down inert sludgepuppy	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8225	red skewed lead collar	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2015-04"
8226	yellow jar of swamp honey	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8227	pulsating hardy studded fortified backwoods banjo	0		Damage Absorption: 140, Maximum HP: +50, Last Available: "2015-04"
8228	grody jug	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8229	manspreader's Newton's ratskin pajama pants of the businessman	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Monster Level: +10, Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2015-04", Rollover Effect Duration: 40
8230	irradiated super-pressed liquefied turtle voicebox	0		Effect: "Mitre Cut", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2015-04"
8231	cyan squat resourceful fake washboard of the pedagogue of bravery	0		Experience: +3, Maximum MP: +50, Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2015-04"
8232	coward's hale Dinsey's oculus	0		Maximum HP: +20, Monster Level: -20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-04"
8233	twirling nasty Dinsey's radar dish	0		Stench Damage: +5, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2015-04"
8234	ghostly double-paned Dinsey's pizza cutter of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Cold Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2015-04"
8235	yellow nasty vibrating Dinsey's brain	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Stench Damage: +5, Last Available: "2015-04"
8236	prompt Dinsey's glove of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100, Adventures: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-04"
8237	mirror lard-coated nasty Dinsey's pants	0		Stench Damage: +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2015-04"
8238	mirror brain preservation fluid	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8239	keycard &alpha;	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8240	tumbling wobbly keycard &beta;	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8241	keycard &gamma;	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8242	keycard &delta;	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8243	complimentary Dinsey refreshments	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8244	blurry lube-shoes of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2015-04"
8245	jittery trash net	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8246	blinking dog trainer's Van der Graaf Dinsey mascot mask of terror	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2015-04"
8247	moldy bouncing wobbly Dinsey food-cone	4	crappy	Last Available: "2015-04"
8248	acceptable Dinsey Whinskey	3	good	Last Available: "2015-04"
8249	deionized vacuum-sealed purple Dinsey face paint	0		Effect: "Hip to Be Square Dancin'", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2015-04"
8250	fannypack of doom of the detective	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2015-04"
8251	gravedigger's stanky nasty strapping garbage sticker of chilblains of mayonnaise	0		Muscle: +5, Cold Damage: +25, Stench Damage: +5, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Drops Meat, Last Available: "2015-04"
8252	MacGyver's dangerous savvy hazmat helmet of the sweet-tooth	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Weapon Damage: +10, Maximum MP: +100, Item Drop: +5, Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2015-04"
8253	jittery Scratch-and-Sniff Guide to Dinseylandfill	0		Skill: "Olfactory Burnout", Last Available: "2015-04"
8254	tumbling Trash, a Memoir	0		Skill: "Garbage Nova", Last Available: "2015-04"
8255	Dinsey Maintenance Manual	0		Skill: "Dinsey Operations Expert", Last Available: "2015-04"
8256	fuchsia Dinsey tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8257	liquefied fuchsia nasty gum	0		Effect: "Blessing of the Hot Linguine", Effect Duration: 49
8258	spinning Wart Dinsey: An Afterlife	0		Skill: "Rotten Memories"
8259	blinking Newton's The Lot's engagement ring	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Propose To Your Opponent"
8260	narrow Mayo Clinic	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8261	squat shaking Mayonex	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8262	upside-down Mayodiol	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8263	Mayostat	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8264	blurry lime green Mayozapine	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8265	narrow Mayoflex	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8266	upside-down chaotic forbidden boxer's miracle whip of temperance	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-05"
8267	sphygmayomanometer of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-05"
8268	tomayohawk-style reflex hammer	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-05"
8269	mayo lance	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-05"
8270	flavorless enchanted unappetizing mayolus	3	decent	Effect: "Smoky Third Eye", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2015-05"
8271	thick bland uninteresting mayolus	5	decent	Last Available: "2015-05"
8272	adequate acceptable mayolus	3	good	Last Available: "2015-05"
8273	spoiled enchanted immense gray enticing mayolus	6	crappy	Effect: "Three Days Slow", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2015-05"
8274	normal mouth-watering mayolus	3	good	Last Available: "2015-05"
8275	newly-hatched mayonnaise wasp	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8276	narrow mayo pump	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8277	Essence of Bear	0		Skill: "Bear Essence"
8278	lousy fortified blurry wobbly Afternoon Delight	5	decent	Last Available: "2015-04"
8279	bouncing Kokomo Resort Chip	0		Last Available: "2025-08"
8280	mirror Golden Kokomo Resort Chip	0		Last Available: "2025-08"
8281	super-moist Vulcanized narrow Kokomo Resort Brand Suntan Oil	0		Effect: "Blessing of the Creepy Pasta", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2025-08"
8282	Kokomo Resort Order Pad	0		Last Available: "2025-08"
8283	green The Cocktail Shaker	0		Last Available: "2025-08"
8284	anodized yellow Kokomo Resort Pass	0		Effect: "Loco Motives", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2025-08"
8285	Mayo Minder&trade;	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8286	improved non-galvanized Mayo de Mayo&trade; mayo	0		Effect: "Smokin'", Effect Duration: 28
8287	puck	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-06"
8288	kill screen	0		Random Monster Modifiers: +1, Last Available: "2015-06"
8289	boxing gloves	0		Last Available: "2015-06"
8290	scandalous dice ring	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Single Equip
8291	upside-down narrow avaricious dice belt buckle	0		Meat Drop: +30, Single Equip
8292	blue blurry lard-coated dice-print pajama pants	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
8293	dangerous dice-shaped backpack	0		Weapon Damage: +10
8294	curative dice-print do-rag	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
8295	dice sunglasses of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
8296	Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette	0		
8297	boiled nitrogenated boiled skewed dice	0		Effect: "Icy Demeanor", Effect Duration: 19
8298	pixel	0		Last Available: "2015-06"
8299	pixel coin	0		Last Available: "2015-06"
8300	flattened power pill	0		Effect: "Grumpy and Ornery", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2015-06"
8301	irradiated pixel star	0		Effect: "BOOsted", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2015-06"
8302	adequate squat pixel banana	4	good	Last Available: "2015-06"
8303	bad strong narrow pixel beer	5	decent	Last Available: "2015-06"
8304	jittery puck with a bow on it	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-06"
8305	pumps	0		Last Available: "2015-06"
8306	dry dry wobbly sludgesicle	0		Effect: "Work For Hours a Week", Effect Duration: 55
8307	non-oxidized ghostly mirror &Uuml;berraschthexengebr&auml;u	0		Effect: "La Bamba", Effect Duration: 23
8308	pressed magnetized piggy tattoo	0		Effect: "Demonic Taint", Effect Duration: 35
8309	wet baggie of regular-sized tardigrades	0		Effect: "Neuroplastici Tea", Effect Duration: 18
8310	adjusted magnetized blinking .epub file	0		Effect: "Flashing Eyes", Effect Duration: 20
8311	aerosolized pressed pressed BUBBLE GUM	0		Effect: "Floundering", Effect Duration: 56
8312	altered super-liquefied gray blinking hustler shades	0		Effect: "Mer-kinny Flavor", Effect Duration: 55
8313	moist concentrated spinning jerky stick	0		Effect: "Alpine Mintiness", Effect Duration: 15
8314	extra-anodized maroon mirror costume rental shop	0		Effect: "Hiding in Plain Sight", Effect Duration: 45
8315	vacuum-sealed dry muscle oil	0		Effect: "White Knuckles", Effect Duration: 57
8316	corrupted irradiated pulsating bottle of Red-Out	0		Effect: "Stone-Faced", Effect Duration: 68
8317	alkaline corrupted narrow spinning pickpocket protector	0		Effect: "Cybernetic Muscles", Effect Duration: 55
8318	denatured sinister-looking cat	0		Effect: "White Blooded", Effect Duration: 65
8319	denatured nitrogenated bouncing yellow jazzy cigarette holder	0		Effect: "Spooky Jellied", Effect Duration: 40
8320	ionized tumbling tumbling one glove	0		Effect: "The Strength... of the Future", Effect Duration: 27
8321	liquefied colloidal dry glove	0		Effect: "Meadulla Oblongota", Effect Duration: 66
8322	magnetized aerosolized twirling handful of fire	0		Effect: "Bubblin' Rage", Effect Duration: 49
8323	deionized twirling Cracklin' Oat Bran	0		Effect: "Boo Tea", Effect Duration: 24
8324	enhanced narrow disposable lighter	0		Effect: "Uncaged Power", Effect Duration: 35
8325	super-cold-filtered extra-colloidal bouncing coal contact lenses	0		Effect: "Norwhalloped", Effect Duration: 12
8326	chilled lime green conjured ice cream	0		Effect: "PERL of Great Price", Effect Duration: 31
8327	boiled altered ionized shaking Iceberglar scarf	0		Effect: "Worth Your Salt", Effect Duration: 53
8328	modified squat icy hairspray	0		Effect: "Heavily Breathing", Effect Duration: 52
8329	modified huge smellbook	0		Effect: "Stop and Smell the Fudge", Effect Duration: 47
8330	quadruple-moist skewed assassin's cheese knife	0		Effect: "Moose Wisdom", Effect Duration: 53
8331	polarized modified narrow skewed filthy armor	0		Effect: "Medieval Mage Mayhem", Effect Duration: 44
8332	triple-electrified liquefied activated maroon plague pie	0		Effect: "Carrrsmic", Effect Duration: 62
8333	boiled batarang	0		Effect: "Super Structure", Effect Duration: 49
8334	non-pressed pulsating spare neck bolts	0		Effect: "Lobos Fresh", Effect Duration: 32
8335	modified adjusted tumbling grease trap	0		Effect: "Litterboxing", Effect Duration: 52
8336	oxidized double-frozen shamanic ham	0		Effect: "Dreadful Smell", Effect Duration: 17
8337	galvanized porkpocket	0		Effect: "Ass Over Teakettle", Effect Duration: 29
8338	triple-anodized pressed ghostly Leonard's glasses	0		Effect: "Scarysauce", Effect Duration: 18
8339	anodized irradiated warehouse walkie-talkie	0		Effect: "A View to Some Meat", Effect Duration: 44
8340	pickled janitor's mop	0		Effect: "Phorcefullness", Effect Duration: 54
8341	extra-deionized warehouse clerk's glasses	0		Effect: "Insulated Trousers", Effect Duration: 48
8342	liquefied squat skewed baloney rotgut	0		Effect: "Cletus's Canticle of Celerity", Effect Duration: 33
8343	cold-filtered polarized skewed carton of gaspers	0		Effect: "Steroid Boost", Effect Duration: 42
8344	activated teal squat bronze polish	0		Effect: "Celestial Vision", Effect Duration: 38
8345	modified crident	0		Effect: "Well-Lubed", Effect Duration: 65
8346	quadruple-magnetized denatured totally sweet mohawk helmet	0		Effect: "French Bronilla Brogueishness", Effect Duration: 16
8347	energized nitrogenated spray chrome	0		Effect: "Human-Goblin Hybrid", Effect Duration: 36
8348	polarized anodized teal filthy monkey head	0		Effect: "Cold Jellied", Effect Duration: 37
8349	magnetized hand of cards	0		Effect: "Patent Alacrity", Effect Duration: 32
8350	wet anodized bouncing damp bar rag	0		Effect: "Chari Tea", Effect Duration: 39
8351	irradiated chilled vacuum-sealed lump of goofball ore	0		Effect: "Partially Ghosted", Effect Duration: 56
8352	vacuum-sealed boiled red jittery skeleton beans	0		Effect: "Motion", Effect Duration: 22
8353	dry adjusted alkaline bouncing grimy lab coat	0		Effect: "Dweeby", Effect Duration: 17
8354	anodized nursery rhyme	0		Effect: "Voracious Gorging", Effect Duration: 30
8355	enhanced energized iron torso box	0		Effect: "Once Bitten Twice Fried", Effect Duration: 55
8356	dry ionized corrupted skewed mercenary headband	0		Effect: "It Tickles!  It Tickles!", Effect Duration: 62
8357	boiled radioactive spider venom	0		Effect: "Work For Hours a Week", Effect Duration: 17
8358	super-pickled galvanized x-ray mirror	0		Effect: "Category", Effect Duration: 53
8359	corrupted upside-down wrestling mask	0		Effect: "Blessing of the Frozen Tortellini", Effect Duration: 38
8360	unsweetened non-boiled hawkface potion	0		Effect: "Wet Jaw", Effect Duration: 11
8361	nitrogenated dry child-sized dracula cloak	0		Effect: "Rage of the Reindeer", Effect Duration: 36
8362	super-anodized tarnished shaking devil-summoning hat	0		Effect: "Preemptive Medicine", Effect Duration: 59
8363	adjusted liquefied upside-down mirror shopkeeper beard	0		Effect: "Penguinny Flavor", Effect Duration: 18
8364	modified unsweetened vacuum-sealed red alien autoautopsy kit	0		Effect: "Covetous Robbery", Effect Duration: 24
8365	diffused novelty fruit hat	0		Effect: "The Grass...  Is Blue...", Effect Duration: 58
8366	oxidized invisibility cream	0		Effect: "Bark of the Dog", Effect Duration: 42
8367	polarized moist twirling pulsating handful of stubble	0		Effect: "Heightened Senses", Effect Duration: 60
8368	energized aerosolized skewed wobbly garbage juice slurpee	0		Effect: "Winning Smile", Effect Duration: 59
8369	electrified plunge-leg	0		Effect: "Powdered", Effect Duration: 45
8370	triple-concentrated blinking funky eyepatch	0		Effect: "Expert Vacationer", Effect Duration: 40
8371	liquefied super-enhanced teal bucket of fish juice	0		Effect: "Void Between the Stars", Effect Duration: 63
8372	improved irradiated super-chilled cyan flashy pirate dreadlocks	0		Effect: "Rave Nirvana", Effect Duration: 53
8373	electrified captured boozles	0		Effect: "Trash-Wrapped", Effect Duration: 63
8374	quadruple-quantum drinks tray	0		Effect: "Elemental Flavor", Effect Duration: 26
8375	modified eyebrow lifter	0		Effect: "Abyssal Blood", Effect Duration: 16
8376	skewed submarine	0		Last Available: "2015-06"
8377	gigantic bland pixel lemon	7	decent	Last Available: "2015-06"
8378	aged pixel daiquiri	3	awesome	Last Available: "2015-06"
8379	quadruple-warmed adjusted power pill	0		Effect: "Superhuman Sarcasm", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2015-06"
8380	frozen pixel potion	0		Effect: "Slightly Cursed, Mostly Lucky", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2015-06"
8381	Pack of Every Card	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-07"
8382	wobbly Deck of Every Card	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8383	blinking popular part	0		
8384	gray bouncing bubblegum heart	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8385	maroon cubic zirconia	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8386	wobbly valuable coin	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8387	mana	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8388	mana	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8389	mana	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8390	mana	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8391	mana	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8392	blue gift card	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8393	hermit factoid	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8394	The Emperor's dry cleaning	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8395	narrow family-friendly The Emperor's new hat	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2015-07"
8396	The Emperor's new shirt of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Last Available: "2015-07"
8397	cyan avaricious The Emperor's new pants	0		Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2015-07"
8398	maroon lead pipe of the storm of bravery	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Spooky Resistance: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-07"
8399	twirling perfumed shellacked rope	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Stench Resistance: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-07"
8400	nippy wrench of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Cold Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-07"
8401	blurry resourceful grievous candlestick	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Maximum MP: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-07"
8402	flame-retardant Rosewater's knife	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Hot Resistance: +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-07"
8403	dog trainer's revolver of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Experience (familiar): +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-07"
8404	1952 Mickey Mantle card	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8405	talking spade	0		Free Pull
8406	pulsating savory dry noodles	0		
8407	normal low-calorie pestopiary	1	good	
8408	quantum upside-down ectoplasmic orbs	0		Effect: "Sticks and Stones", Effect Duration: 62
8409	flavorless half-sized crudles	2	decent	
8410	decent special agnolotti arboli	3	good	Effect: "Human-Demon Hybrid", Effect Duration: 25
8411	decent spinning spaghetti with ghost balls	4	good	
8412	stale half-sized succulent marrow	2	decent	
8413	stale narrow cyan salacious crumbs	3	decent	
8414	delicious bite-sized fusilli marrownarrow	1	awesome	
8415	bland super-sized suggestive strozzapreti	5	decent	
8416	Mountain Stream gastrique	0		
8417	bland miniature Mt. McLargeHuge oyster	2	decent	
8418	oyster sauce	0		
8419	jumbo stale linguini immondizia bianco	5	decent	
8420	snack-sized rotten pulsating squat shells a la shellfish	2	crappy	
8421	Jick's autograph	0		
8422	high-temperature mining drill	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8423	olive unsmoothed velvet	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8424	squat 1,970 carat	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8425	upside-down New Age healing crystal	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8426	green huge Volcoino	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8427	huge blurry fizzing spore pod	0		
8428	teal spore pod	0		
8429	veiny spore pod	0		
8430	narrow hard spore pod	0		
8431	spore pod	0		
8432	hot spore pod	0		
8433	tumbling cool spore pod	0		
8434	purple jingling spore pod	0		
8435	smartaleck's LavaCo Lamp&trade; of the empath	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2015-08", Rollover Effect Duration: 50
8436	blurry hale LavaCo Lamp&trade; of Flo-Jo	0		Maximum HP: +20, Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2015-08", Rollover Effect Duration: 50
8437	clever supercool LavaCo Lamp&trade;	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Maximum MP: +20, Last Available: "2015-08", Rollover Effect Duration: 50
8438	squat huge thin wire	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8439	insulated wire	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8440	yellow empty lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8441	yellow full lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8442	viscous lava globs	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8443	lava globs	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8444	lava globs	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8445	lava globs	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8446	SMOOCH bottlecap	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
8447	skewed upside-down uncapped lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8448	uncapped lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8449	spinning uncapped lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8450	capped lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8451	capped lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8452	jittery capped lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8453	wobbly heat-resistant sheet	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8454	LavaCo&trade; Lamp housing	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8455	fuchsia New Age crystal	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8456	wobbly crystalline light bulb	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8457	broken high-temperature mining drill	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8458	lard-coated rosy-cheeked high-temperature mining mask	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2015-08"
8459	upside-down sharpshooter's clever fireproof megaphone	0		Maximum MP: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Last Available: "2015-08"
8460	stale gigantic mineapple	7	decent	Last Available: "2015-08"
8461	enchanted lousy Gold Velvet&trade; whiskey	4	decent	Effect: "Aspect of the Twinklefairy", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2015-08"
8462	squat SMOOCH soda	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-08"
8463	adequate jumbo smelted roe	5	good	Last Available: "2015-08"
8464	hand-crafted lavawater	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-08"
8465	anodized ghostly basaltamander tongue	0		Effect: "Wasabi With You", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2015-08"
8466	medical-grade lavalarva of the scaredy-cat of horror	0		Monster Level: -15, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2015-08"
8467	pulsating squat coward's Oprah's lava balaclava of the scaredy-cat	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Monster Level: -35, Last Available: "2015-08"
8468	olive energetic padded basaltamander buckler of the blizzard	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2015-08"
8469	deionized lava globs	0		Effect: "A Few Extra Pounds", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2015-08"
8470	adequate gooey lava globs	4	good	Last Available: "2015-08"
8471	wobbly yellow wizardly lava-proof pants of the brazier	0		Mysticality: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2015-08"
8472	greedy heat-resistant necktie of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08"
8473	Usain Bolt's arcane researcher's experienced heat-resistant gloves	0		Experience: +2, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Initiative: +80, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08"
8474	decent immense enchanted very hot lunch	9	good	Effect: "Elemental Mastery", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2015-08"
8475	hand-crafted asbestos thermos	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-08"
8476	nitrogenated narrow blurry liquid rhinestones	0		Effect: "Ironclad", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2015-08"
8477	flavorless green disco biscuit	3	decent	Last Available: "2015-08"
8478	bad fuchsia Quaatorade&trade;	3	decent	Last Available: "2015-08"
8479	double-paned scandalous dog trainer's biker's hat	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Sleaze Damage: +5, Cold Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk", Last Available: "2015-08"
8480	Temple Grandin's MacGyver's stiffened feathered headdress	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Maximum MP: +100, Familiar Weight: +7, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley", Last Available: "2015-08"
8481	MacGyver's cool electrician's hardhat of Flo-Jo	0		Moxie: +5, Maximum MP: +100, Initiative: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk", Last Available: "2015-08"
8482	Lava Miner's Daughter	0		Skill: "Asbestos Heart", Last Available: "2015-08"
8483	Psycho From The Heat	0		Skill: "Pyromania", Last Available: "2015-08"
8484	The Firegate Tapes	0		Skill: "Firegate", Last Available: "2015-08"
8485	&quot;DEBBIE&quot; tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8486	ghostly one-day ticket to That 70s Volcano	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8487	bouncing airplane charter: That 70s Volcano	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-08"
8488	Manual of Numberology	0		Skill: "Calculate the Universe"
8489	New Age hurting crystal	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8490	smooth velvet pants of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 2xPotato, cap 12", Last Available: "2015-08"
8491	narrow upside-down asbestos-lined smooth velvet shirt	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2015-08"
8492	pulsating Annie Oakley's smooth velvet hat	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Last Available: "2015-08"
8493	educational smooth velvet pocket square	0		Experience: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08"
8494	skewed smooth velvet socks of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08"
8495	smooth velvet hanky of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08"
8496	foul-smelling supercool The One Mood Ring	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Stench Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08"
8497	Mr. Choch's bone	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8498	Mr. Cheeng's 'stache	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8499	Saturday Night thermometer	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8500	the tongue of Smimmons	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8501	tumbling Raul's guitar pick	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8502	Pener's crisps	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8503	signed deuce	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8504	Lavalos core	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8505	jittery half-melted hula girl	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8506	pulsating glass ceiling fragments	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8507	distilled blue SMOOCH coffee cup	1	decent	Last Available: "2015-08"
8508	warmed Vulcanized colloidal labrador cookie	0		Effect: "Educated (Kinda)", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2015-08"
8509	family-friendly friendly Mr. Cheeng's spectacles of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Familiar Weight: +3, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Drops Items, Last Available: "2015-08"
8510	wholesome grease cannon of courage	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2015-08"
8511	deionized huge spinning demon makeup kit	0		Effect: "Piratastic", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2015-08"
8512	flame-retardant foul-smelling lion tamer's love	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Stench Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2015-08"
8513	frosty smartaleck's Pener's drumstick of courage	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2015-08"
8514	twirling groovy deuce cape of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Moxie Percent: +10, Last Available: "2015-08"
8515	shaking executive studded Samson's Lavalos's shell	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Damage Absorption: +80, Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2015-08"
8516	up-at-dawn smooth velvet bra of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100, Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2015-08"
8517	lime green Socratic stylish SMOOCH bracers	0		Moxie: +25, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08", Thorns: 1
8518	blurry knitted SMOOCH kneepads	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08", Thorns: 1
8519	upside-down steel-toed SMOOCH spaulders	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08", Thorns: 1
8520	squat studded SMOOCH codpiece of courage	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Spooky Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 20", Last Available: "2015-08", Thorns: 1
8521	SMOOCH breastplate of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Last Available: "2015-08", Thorns: 1
8522	mirror superduperheated	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8523	fused fuse	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8524	superheated	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8525	super-sized adequate lava cake	5	good	Last Available: "2015-08"
8526	rotten pink slime	3	crappy	
8527	wobbly Devil's Elbow Hot Sauce	0		
8528	Special&trade; Sauce	0		
8529	adequate devil hair pasta	4	good	
8530	stale small spagecialetti	2	decent	
8531	maroon huge Salsa Libre	0		
8532	good gravy	0		
8533	gray illicit fish sauce	0		
8534	bite-sized flavorless blurry libertagliatelle	1	decent	
8535	yummy turkish mostaccioli	4	awesome	
8536	bland linguini of the sea	3	decent	
8537	flattened galvanized Hersey&trade; SMOOCH	0		Effect: "Mystically Oiled", Effect Duration: 26
8539	Alexy sauce	0		
8540	rainbow sauce	0		
8541	drug cocktail sauce	0		
8542	decent special big skewed Fettris	5	good	Effect: "Larger", Effect Duration: 5
8543	rotten diet fusillocybin	1	crappy	
8544	bland prescription noodles	3	decent	
8545	dried narrow blood-drive sticker	1	EPIC	
8546	boiled blurry bag of grain	0		Effect: "Squid Squint", Effect Duration: 45
8547	corrupted ghostly wobbly pocket maze	0		Effect: "Big Ol' Glass of Rum", Effect Duration: 65
8548	modified alkaline tumbling shady shades	0		Effect: "Briny Blood", Effect Duration: 35
8549	unsweetened anodized squeaky toy rose	0		Effect: "Shot in the Arse", Effect Duration: 61
8550	snack-sized stale huge weird gazelle steak	2	decent	
8551	miniature moldy sausage without a cause	2	crappy	
8552	pickled alkaline huge green face paint	0		Effect: "You're Rubber", Effect Duration: 57
8553	hand-crafted mirror emergency margarita	3	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	
8554	artisanal extra-dry vintage smart drink	5	super ultra EPIC	
8555	mirror a ten-percent bonus	0		
8556	Thwaitgold termite statuette	0		
8557	The Emperor's new cookie	0		
8558	enhanced frozen blurry Wickers bar	0		Effect: "Memories of Puppy Love", Effect Duration: 18
8559	liquefied dry maroon bakelite-covered bacon	0		Effect: "Carrrsmic", Effect Duration: 33
8560	dry Aerheads	0		Effect: "Burning Tongue", Effect Duration: 47
8561	colloidal narrow Wrotz	0		Effect: "Covetous Robbery", Effect Duration: 11
8562	electrified Gabarbar	0		Effect: "Gummi Badass", Effect Duration: 21
8563	polymerized maroon blurry fiberglass insulation	0		Effect: "Abyssal Sweat", Effect Duration: 38
8564	shrine to the Barrel god	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-09"
8565	ghostly bouncing healthy wicked Rosewater's barrel lid	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Spell Damage: +5, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-09"
8566	ribald ruddy barrel hoop earring	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Sleaze Damage: +10, Item Drop: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-09"
8567	twirling dance instructor's bankruptcy barrel of James Dean of Flo-Jo	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Initiative: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2015-09"
8568	firkin	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8569	normal barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8570	blinking tun	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8571	weathered barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8572	huge barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8573	jittery barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8574	moist barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8575	rotting barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8576	mouldering barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8577	teal barnacled barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8578	drinkable weak bottle of Amontillado	2	good	Last Available: "2015-09"
8579	acceptable barrel-aged martini	3	good	Last Available: "2015-09"
8580	adequate massive tumbling barrel pickle	10	good	Last Available: "2015-09"
8581	yummy barrel cracker	3	awesome	Last Available: "2015-09"
8582	denatured spinning gray vibrating mushroom	1	decent	Last Available: "2015-09"
8583	distilled mushroom	1	EPIC	Effect: "Slightly Mutated", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2015-09"
8584	bouncing frightening KoL Con 12-gauge	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2015-09"
8585	fuchsia Da Vinci's Golden Mr. Eh?	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Last Available: "2015-09"
8586	barrel gun of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2015-09"
8587	barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8588	narrow ghostly barrel beryl	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8589	adequate water log	3	good	Last Available: "2015-09"
8590	rosy-cheeked groovy barrelhead	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2015-09"
8591	curative hardy bottoms of the barrel	0		Maximum HP: +50, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2015-09"
8592	twirling Lo Pan's sage chest barrel	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Last Available: "2015-09"
8593	bung spigot	0		Equips On: "Lil' Barrel Mimic"
8594	lime green auspicious scorching double barreled barrel gun	0		Hot Damage: +25, Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2015-09"
8595	vibrating triple barreled barrel gun of the blizzard of mayonnaise	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2015-09"
8596	resourceful personal trainer's barrel beryl choker	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Maximum MP: +50, Last Available: "2015-09"
8597	olive padded stylish barrel beryl nose ring	0		Moxie: +25, Damage Absorption: +20, Last Available: "2015-09"
8598	teal personal trainer's brainy barrel beryl ring	0		Mysticality: +5, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Last Available: "2015-09"
8599	blue map to the Biggest Barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8600	red upside-down potted tea tree	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8601	frozen triple-unsweetened squat cuppa Flamibili tea	0		Effect: "Insulated Trousers", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2015-09"
8602	vacuum-sealed galvanized cuppa Yet tea	0		Effect: "Some Cheese with Your Wine", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2015-09"
8603	quadruple-vacuum-sealed cold-filtered blinking blinking cuppa Boo tea	0		Effect: "Cold as Ice", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2015-09"
8604	irradiated concentrated nitrogenated cuppa Nas tea	0		Effect: "Slimy Hands", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2015-09"
8605	corrupted cuppa Improprie tea	0		Effect: "Ripping, Dripping", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2015-09"
8606	adjusted upside-down cuppa Frost tea	0		Effect: "Robocamo", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2015-09"
8607	quantum wobbly cuppa Toast tea	0		Effect: "Object Detection", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2015-09"
8608	aerosolized aerosolized huge maroon cuppa Net tea	0		Effect: "Cool, Catlike", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2015-09"
8609	dry cuppa Proprie tea	0		Effect: "The Two-Prong Crown", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2015-09"
8610	modified diffused extra-energized cuppa Morbidi tea	0		Effect: "Kernel Panic!", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2015-09"
8611	double-alkaline ghostly cuppa Chari tea	0		Effect: "Turkey-Agitated", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2015-09"
8612	moist cuppa Serendipi tea	0		Effect: "Space Cowboy", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2015-09"
8613	quadruple-enhanced improved cuppa Feroci tea	0		Effect: "Hagg-ard", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2015-09"
8614	extra-colloidal tarnished gray twirling cuppa Physicali tea	0		Effect: "Nigh-Invincible", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2015-09"
8615	pickled alkaline cuppa Wit tea	0		Effect: "Be a Mind Master", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2015-09"
8616	pickled activated squat spinning cuppa Neuroplastici tea	0		Effect: "Thick, Sick", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2015-09"
8617	aerosolized moist cuppa Dexteri tea	0		Effect: "Initiative and Let Die", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2015-09"
8618	warmed cuppa Flexibili tea	0		Effect: "Yuletide Sappiness", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2015-09"
8619	improved magnetized green cuppa Impregnabili tea	0		Effect: "Notably Lovely", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2015-09"
8620	warmed quantum ionized cuppa Obscuri tea	0		Effect: "Macho, Macho Dog", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2015-09"
8621	dry colloidal moist cuppa Irritabili tea	0		Effect: "Just the Brown Ones", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2015-09"
8622	boiled cuppa Mediocri tea	0		Effect: "Spooky Hands", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2015-09"
8623	quadruple-modified cuppa Loyal tea	0		Effect: "Mmmmmelon", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2015-09"
8624	modified cuppa Activi tea	1	crappy	Effect: "Phoenix, Right?", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2015-09"
8625	modified shaking squat cuppa Cruel tea	1		Last Available: "2015-09"
8626	galvanized alkaline maroon cuppa Alacri tea	0		Effect: "Stimulated Body", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2015-09"
8627	denatured cuppa Vitali tea	0		Effect: "Sealed Brain", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2015-09"
8628	concentrated liquefied spinning ghostly cuppa Mana tea	0		Effect: "Moon-Eyed", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2015-09"
8629	concentrated boiled cuppa Monstrosi tea	0		Effect: "Gummiskin", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2015-09"
8630	deionized cuppa Twen tea	0		Effect: "Slimily Strong", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2015-09"
8631	double-oxidized cuppa Gill tea	0		Effect: "Extra Backbone", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2015-09"
8632	diffused warmed anodized skewed cuppa Uncertain tea	0		Effect: "Shrimpin' Ain't Easy", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2015-09"
8633	cuppa Voraci tea	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8634	cuppa Sobrie tea	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8635	blinking lime green cuppa Royal tea	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8636	triple-boiled cuppa Craft tea	0		Effect: "Mortarfied", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2015-09"
8637	tarnished warmed cuppa Insani tea	0		Effect: "Tenacity of the Snapper", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2015-09"
8638	prompt fireproof friendly Royal scepter	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Hot Resistance: +3, Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2015-09", Rollover Effect Duration: 5
8639	narrow doghouse	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-10"
8640	Ghost Dog Chow	0		Last Available: "2015-10"
8641	adequate bowl of eyeballs	4	good	Last Available: "2015-10"
8642	decent special bowl of mummy guts	4	good	Effect: "Always In Motion", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2015-10"
8643	spoiled blurry bowl of maggots	3	crappy	Last Available: "2015-10"
8644	acceptable spinning blood and blood	3	good	Last Available: "2015-10"
8645	lousy Jack-O-Lantern beer	4	decent	Last Available: "2015-10"
8646	watered-down hand-crafted zombie	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-10"
8647	Telltale&trade; rubber heart	0		Last Available: "2015-10"
8648	wind-up spider	0		Last Available: "2015-10"
8649	plastic nightmare troll	0		Last Available: "2015-10"
8650	tennis ball	0		Last Available: "2015-10"
8651	lime green horrifying friendly Fonzie's crown	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Familiar Weight: +3, Spooky Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xGhuol, cap 27"
8652	ear poison	0		
8653	stink-penny	0		
8654	extremely unsafe Samson's hawk of the sewer	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Stench Damage: +25
8655	stale thick spinning hamlet sandwich	5	decent	
8656	Socratic Othello's military jacket	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1
8657	Othello's dagger of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Single Equip
8658	crafty Othello's handkerchief	0		Maximum MP: +10, Single Equip
8659	non-activated bowl of Jeal-O	0		Effect: "Smokin'", Effect Duration: 19
8660	yellow grip key	0		
8661	pulsating How to Play Othello	0		
8662	twirling greedy ribald Oprah's ghostly dagger	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Sleaze Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +20
8663	practically non-alcoholic mediocre ghost beer	1	decent	
8664	narrow blue healthy Othello set	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20
8665	rotten tomato	0		
8666	Twelve Night Energy	0		
8667	pulsating shellacked hardened Newton's Yorick	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Damage Reduction: 10
8668	twirling rose	0		
8669	tulip	0		
8670	tulip	0		
8671	mirror tulip	0		
8672	Walford's bucket	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8673	spinning Wal-Mart gift certificate	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8674	airplane charter: The Glaciest	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-11"
8675	fuchsia one-day ticket to The Glaciest	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8676	modified shoulder-warming lotion	0		Effect: "Jackasses' Symphony of Destruction", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2015-11"
8677	thick bland iceberg lettuce	5	decent	Last Available: "2015-11"
8678	perfectly mixed ice wine	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-11"
8679	squat flame-retardant hardy Da Vinci's Wal-Mart snowglobe	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Maximum HP: +50, Hot Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2015-11"
8680	yellow Jack Frost's dance instructor's Wal-Mart nametag of mayonnaise	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2015-11"
8681	dog trainer's Herculean Wal-Mart overalls of the early riser	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Experience (familiar): +1, Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2015-11"
8682	To Build an Igloo	0		Skill: "Refusal to Freeze", Last Available: "2015-11"
8683	ghostly The Chill of the Wild	0		Skill: "Beardfreeze", Last Available: "2015-11"
8684	Cold Fang	0		Skill: "Frost Bite", Last Available: "2015-11"
8685	Wal-Mart tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8686	perfect ice cube	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8687	The Fun-Guy Cold Weather Bartender's Guide	0		Skill: "Perfect Freeze", Last Available: "2015-11"
8688	brainy bellhop's hat	0		Mysticality: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, 0.75xBarrr, cap 30", Last Available: "2015-11"
8689	artisanal ice porter	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-11", Wiki Name: "ice porter (drink)"
8690	chilled deionized warmed upside-down exotic travel brochure	0		Effect: "Greasy Visage", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2015-11"
8691	twirling bag of foreign bribes	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8692	unsweetened wobbly shampoo-conditioner	0		Effect: "Punchy, Murdery", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2015-11"
8693	hotel minibar key	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8694	mirror ice hotel bell	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8695	green Martialest Arts trophy	0		Last Available: "2016-01"
8696	distilled tumbling medicinal herbs	1		Last Available: "2016-01"
8697	half-sized flavorless ice rice	2	decent	Last Available: "2016-01"
8698	bad iced plum wine	3	decent	Last Available: "2016-01"
8699	upside-down Annie Oakley's training belt of extreme caution of the glutton	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Monster Level: -25, Food Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-01"
8700	blinking training legwarmers of the scaredy-cat of the sewer of the cheetah	0		Monster Level: -15, Stench Damage: +25, Initiative: +60, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-01"
8701	nippy personal trainer's thinker's training helmet	0		Mysticality: +10, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Cold Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2016-01"
8702	training scroll:  Shattering Punch	0		Skill: "Shattering Punch", Last Available: "2016-01"
8703	training scroll:  Snokebomb	0		Skill: "Snokebomb", Last Available: "2016-01"
8704	training scroll:  Shivering Monkey Technique	0		Skill: "Shivering Monkey Technique", Last Available: "2016-01"
8705	X-32-F snowman crate	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-01"
8706	pulsating machine elf capsule	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-12"
8707	self-dribbling basketball	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Last Available: "2015-12"
8708	twisted wobbly abstraction: action	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
8709	modified tumbling abstraction: thought	1		Effect: "Stogied", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2015-12"
8710	compressed skewed abstraction: sensation	1		Effect: "Gummi Badass", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2015-12"
8711	modified lime green abstraction: purpose	1		Effect: "The Dinsey Spirit", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2015-12"
8712	vaporized abstraction: category	1		Effect: "Shamboozled", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2015-12"
8713	denatured blue shaking abstraction: perception	1		Effect: "Memory of Speed", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2015-12"
8714	pickled abstraction: motion	1		Effect: "Ready to Snap", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2015-12"
8715	twisted abstraction: joy	1		Effect: "El Tango de la Maldita Suegra", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2015-12"
8716	vaporized abstraction: certainty	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
8717	dried abstraction: comprehension	1		Effect: "Innately Wise", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2015-12"
8718	red upside-down modern picture frame	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8719	normal half-sized VYKEA meatballs	2	good	Last Available: "2015-11"
8720	delicious mirror VYKEA mead	3	awesome	Last Available: "2015-11"
8721	irradiated huge VYKEA woadpaint	0		Effect: "How to Scam Tourists", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2015-11"
8722	VYKEA frenzy rune	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8723	VYKEA blood rune	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8724	bouncing spinning upside-down VYKEA lightning rune	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8725	VYKEA plank	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8726	VYKEA rail	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8727	tumbling VYKEA bracket	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8728	VYKEA dowel	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8729	mirror red prompt energetic weightlifter's VYKEA hex key	0		Muscle: +15, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2015-11"
8730	VYKEA instructions	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8731	spoiled fancy huge tin of submardines	4	crappy	Effect: "Strange Mental Acuity", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2015-11", Wiki Name: "tin of submardines"
8732	enchanted watered-down drinkable bottle of norwhiskey	2	good	Effect: "Fudgehound", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2015-11"
8733	distilled pulsating octolus oculus	1	good	Last Available: "2015-11"
8734	greasy wicked sardine can key of the sweet-tooth	0		Spell Damage: +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2015-11"
8735	blue avaricious extremely unsafe Sinatra's norwhal helmet	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Meat Drop: +30, Familiar Effect: "atk", Last Available: "2015-11"
8736	upside-down greedy Rosewater's octolus-skin cloak of the brazier	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2015-11", Rollover Effect Duration: 30
8737	drinkable watered-down perfect cosmopolitan	2	good	Last Available: "2015-11"
8738	special practically non-alcoholic bad perfect negroni	1	decent	Effect: "Worth Your Salt", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2015-11"
8739	acceptable watered-down yellow perfect dark and stormy	2	good	Last Available: "2015-11"
8740	distilled hand-crafted perfect mimosa	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-11"
8741	enchanted mediocre perfect old-fashioned	3	decent	Effect: "Bottle in front of Me", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2015-11"
8742	hand-crafted perfect paloma	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-11"
8743	modified modified That 70s Cologne	0		Effect: "Analog Drunk", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2015-11"
8744	warmed anodized squat Wal-Mart &quot;diamond&quot; ring	0		Effect: "Really Deep Breath", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2015-11"
8745	super-modified blinking Puffstone cigar	0		Effect: "Indescribable Flavor", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2015-11"
8746	alkaline wobbly Conspiracy&trade; mascara	0		Effect: "Steroid Boost", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2015-11"
8747	colloidal huge Spring Break Beach &quot;swimsuit&quot;	0		Effect: "Ermine Eyes", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2015-11"
8748	airplane tattoo	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8749	flattened Deep Machine Tunnels snowglobe	0		Effect: "Memory of Strength", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2015-12"
8750	polymerized altered red tumbling hemp candy necklace	0		Effect: "Spiro Gyro", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2015-12"
8751	magnetized activated bouncing communal gobstopper	0		Effect: "Mistified", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2015-12"
8752	tasty immense Crimbo salad	7	awesome	Last Available: "2015-12"
8753	huge rotten bread line	6	crappy	Last Available: "2015-12"
8754	acceptable bark rootbeer	3	good	Last Available: "2015-12"
8755	perfectly mixed ale	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-12"
8756	rosy-cheeked plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2015-12"
8757	red plastic Rudolph the Red of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Last Available: "2015-12"
8758	cyan skewed plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2015-12"
8759	healthy plastic Crimborgatron	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2015-12"
8760	experienced plastic Crimbodhisattva	0		Experience: +2, Last Available: "2015-12"
8761	bouquet of all-natural free-range flowers	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8762	olive upside-down stack of communist leaflets	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8763	BACON	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
8764	bouncing box of Gratitude chocolates	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8765	Gratitude chocolate (thyme-filled)	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8766	drinkable high-proof Gratitude chocolate (bourbon-filled)	7	good	Last Available: "2016-02"
8767	bouncing Gratitude chocolate (Meat-filled)	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8768	wobbly Gratitude chocolate (octopus-filled)	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8769	chocolate bowtie	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8770	pressed pitted sheet	0		Effect: "Trivia Master", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2015-12"
8771	red sparking robo-battery	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8772	overloaded micro-reactor	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8773	prompt ribald reusable shopping bag of the boozehound	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Booze Drop: +100, Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2015-12"
8775	narrow inspector's coarse hemp socks	0		Item Drop: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-12"
8776	extremely unsafe armband	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-12"
8777	bundle of &quot;fragrant&quot; herbs	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8778	tumbling nuclear stockpile	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8779	wobbly tumbling pine cone	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8780	tumbling iron chain	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8781	arcane researcher's pine cone necklace	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Last Available: "2015-12"
8782	mirror manspreader's reindeer hammer	0		Monster Level: +10, Last Available: "2015-12"
8783	auspicious elf ploughshare	0		Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2015-12"
8784	circle drum	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8785	spinning The Big Book of Communism	0		Last Available: "2015-12", Skill: "Communism!"
8786	twirling upside-down faded protest sign	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8787	maroon faded protest sign	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8788	maroon twirling nasty-smelling moss	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8789	book	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8790	Herculean elven tambourine	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Last Available: "2015-12"
8791	Temple Grandin's reindeer sickle	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Last Available: "2015-12"
8792	face paint	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-12"
8793	face paint	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-12"
8794	The Big Book of Communism (used)	0		Skill: "Communism!", Last Available: "2015-12"
8795	Batfellow comic	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-12"
8796	plastic spoiler	0		
8797	bat-oomerang	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8798	spinning bat-jute	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8799	bat-o-mite	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8800	ROM of Optimality	0		Skill: "Toggle Optimality"
8801	incriminating evidence	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8802	dangerous chemicals	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8803	jittery kidnapped orphan	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8804	high-grade	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8805	high-tensile-strength fibers	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8806	high-grade explosives	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8807	experimental gene therapy	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8808	jittery ultracoagulator	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8809	lime green self-defense training	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8810	huge fingerprint dusting kit	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8811	confidence-building hug	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8812	exploding kickball	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8813	glob of Bat-Glue	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8814	Bat-Aid&trade; bandage	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8815	bat-bearing	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8816	enchanted normal pulsating skewed Kudzu salad	3	good	Effect: "Don't Step to Your Stepmother", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2016-12"
8817	distilled blurry red Mansquito Serum	1		Last Available: "2016-12"
8818	perfectly mixed weak wobbly Miss Graves' vermouth	2	super ultra EPIC	Last Available: "2016-12"
8819	super-sized tasty The Plumber's mushroom stew	5	awesome	Last Available: "2016-12"
8820	compressed narrow blinking The Author's ink	1		Last Available: "2016-02"
8821	irresponsibly strong mediocre shaking The Mad Liquor	9	decent	Last Available: "2016-12"
8822	artisanal weak Doc Clock's thyme cocktail	2	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	Last Available: "2016-12"
8823	decent Mr. Burnsger	3	good	Last Available: "2016-12"
8824	denatured squat The Inquisitor's unidentifiable object	1		Last Available: "2016-12"
8825	scandalous stylish strapping The Jokester's gun	0		Muscle: +5, Moxie: +25, Sleaze Damage: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire the Jokester's Gun", Last Available: "2016-12"
8826	quilted The Jokester's wig of the storm of Gandalf	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Adjust the Jokester's Wig", Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol", Last Available: "2016-12"
8827	blurry coward's beefcake's The Jokester's pants of Calamity Jane	0		Muscle: +25, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Monster Level: -20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Adjust the Jokester's Pants", Last Available: "2016-12"
8828	alkaline pulsating pulsating Jokester makeup	0		Effect: "There Wolf", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2016-12"
8829	tumbling replica bat-oomerang	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
8830	battoo kit	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
8831	basking robin	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-12"
8832	domino mask	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8833	quadruple-boiled robin's egg	0		Effect: "Sauce Monocle", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2016-12"
8834	adequate jittery gray robin flan	3	good	Last Available: "2016-12"
8835	drinkable twirling robin nog	3	good	Last Available: "2016-12"
8836	LT&T telegraph office deed	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-02"
8837	plaintive telegram	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8838	exploding gum	0		
8839	root beer barrel	0		
8840	denatured blurry mirror Kudzu slaw	0		Effect: "What's That Smell?", Effect Duration: 58
8841	electrified unsweetened Mansquito's blood	0		Effect: "Pygmy Drinking Buddy", Effect Duration: 53
8842	moist quadruple-denatured shaking infrablack lipstick	0		Effect: "Slimily Strong", Effect Duration: 54
8843	activated wet can of drain cleaner	0		Effect: "Antarctic Memories", Effect Duration: 29
8844	extra-moist The Author's inkwell	0		Effect: "Burning Ears", Effect Duration: 18
8845	pressed ionized jittery bag of random words	0		Effect: "Patience of the Tortoise", Effect Duration: 34
8846	magnetized pickled ghostly tube of pendulum lube	0		Effect: "Night Vision", Effect Duration: 22
8847	flattened boiled tumbling red-hot jawbreaker	0		Effect: "Familial Ties", Effect Duration: 49
8848	frozen polymerized question juice	0		Effect: "Video Game Hot Dog", Effect Duration: 51
8849	quadruple-ionized tube of villain	0		Effect: "Ruthlessly Efficient", Effect Duration: 38
8850	gray aromatic your cowboy boots	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cowboy Kick", Last Available: "2016-02"
8851	inflatable LT&T telegraph office	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8852	fuchsia squat nugget of quicksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8853	nugget of thicksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8854	nugget of wicksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8855	squat nugget of slicksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8856	nugget of sicksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8857	nugget of nicksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8858	nugget of ticksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8859	red quicksilver ring of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8860	sharpshooter's extremely unsafe thicksilver ring of the early riser	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Adventures: +7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8861	olive inspector's gravedigger's studded wicksilver ring	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Spooky Damage: +10, Item Drop: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8862	bouncing dog trainer's veiny stylish slicksilver ring	0		Moxie: +25, Maximum HP: +10, Experience (familiar): +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8863	shellacked fortified brawny sicksilver ring	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Damage Absorption: +60, Damage Reduction: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8864	skewed fuchsia coward's Annie Oakley's nicksilver ring of the brazier	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Monster Level: -20, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8865	flame-wreathed brainy ticksilver ring	0		Mysticality: +5, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8866	blinking Jim Carey's energetic occult Heimz Fortified Kidney Beans	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Monster Level: +25, Last Available: "2016-02"
8867	steel-toed forbidden slick Tesla's Electroplated Beans	0		Moxie: +10, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Damage Reduction: 9, Last Available: "2016-02"
8868	shaking greasy ribald Fonzie's Mixed Garbanzos and Chickpeas	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Sleaze Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2016-02"
8869	double-paned Hellfire Spicy Beans	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2016-02"
8870	fuchsia Frigid Northern Beans of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2016-02"
8871	tumbling nasty World's Blackest-Eyed Peas	0		Stench Damage: +5, Last Available: "2016-02"
8872	Trader Olaf's Exotic Stinkbeans of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2016-02"
8873	savvy Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Beans	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Last Available: "2016-02"
8874	wobbly aromatic experienced smartaleck's Val-U Brand Every Bean Salad of the pedagogue of Gandalf	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Experience: 5, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2016-02"
8875	flame-wreathed Sinatra's Shrub's Premium Baked Beans of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Experience (Moxie): +5, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2016-02"
8876	rotten plate of Heimz Fortified Kidney Beans	3	crappy	Last Available: "2016-02"
8877	bite-sized normal mirror upside-down plate of Tesla's Electroplated Beans	1	good	Last Available: "2016-02"
8878	bland plate of Mixed Garbanzos and Chickpeas	4	decent	Last Available: "2016-02"
8879	rotten green pulsating mirror plate of Hellfire Spicy Beans	3	crappy	Last Available: "2016-02"
8880	fancy diet decent plate of Frigid Northern Beans	1	good	Effect: "Balls of Ectoplasm", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2016-02"
8881	huge yummy plate of World's Blackest-Eyed Peas	6	awesome	Last Available: "2016-02"
8882	special stale plate of Trader Olaf's Exotic Stinkbeans	4	decent	Effect: "Cotton Mouthed", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2016-02"
8883	stale narrow plate of Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Beans	3	decent	Last Available: "2016-02"
8884	bland plate of Val-U Brand Every Bean Salad	3	decent	Last Available: "2016-02"
8885	super-sized stale plate of Shrub's Premium Baked Beans	5	decent	Last Available: "2016-02"
8886	ghostly wizardly Fancy Jeff's pocket square of Flo-Jo	0		Mysticality: +25, Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2016-02"
8887	scorching curative Daisy's unclean bloomers of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Hot Damage: +25, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "2xBArrr, 1xGhuol, cap 37", Last Available: "2016-02"
8888	pulsating Pecos Dave's sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8889	shaking zippy family-friendly horrifying Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Initiative: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley", Last Available: "2016-02"
8890	shaking Glenn's dice	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8891	prompt resourceful rock-hard wicked Former Sheriff Dan's tin star of the sewer	0		Spell Damage: +5, Damage Reduction: 5, Maximum MP: +50, Stench Damage: +25, Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2016-02"
8892	El Vibrato restraints	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8893	Clara's bell	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8894	Tesla wholesome quilted Granny Hackleton's Gatling gun	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Maximum HP Percent: +10, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2016-02"
8895	buffalo dime	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8896	cow poker	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8897	nitrogenated super-flattened poker face paint	0		Effect: "Pemmican't", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2016-02"
8898	cyan realistic cap gun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8899	ghostly tainted milk	1	decent	Last Available: "2016-02"
8900	gray twirling gun parts	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8901	colloidal improved twirling wobbly triggerfingerbone	0		Effect: "Pyramid Power", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2016-02"
8902	flattened pickled energized ghost bit	0		Effect: "Shot in the Arse", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2016-02"
8903	dry cold-filtered buzzard feather	0		Effect: "Whippin' It Good", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2016-02"
8904	oxidized lion musk	0		Effect: "Truly Gritty", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2016-02"
8905	rotten bear claw	3	crappy	Last Available: "2016-02"
8906	activated squat rattler gland	0		Effect: "Strange Mental Acuity", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2016-02"
8907	electrified dry green half-digested coal	0		Effect: "Ogred and Oublietted", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2016-02"
8908	polymerized shaking tightly-wound spine	0		Effect: "Three Days Slow", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2016-02"
8909	toothsome massive rotting beefsteak	10	awesome	Last Available: "2016-02"
8910	triple-distilled perfectly mixed firemilk	8	EPIC	Last Available: "2016-02"
8911	triple-dry spidercow eye-cluster	0		Effect: "Stands Alone", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2016-02"
8912	dehydrated spinning moomy dust	1		Effect: "Super-Mega-Ultra-Charged", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2016-02"
8913	mirror aromatic hardy western-style skinning knife	0		Maximum HP: +50, Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2016-02"
8914	reliable sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8915	yellow smelly steel knuckles	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2016-02"
8916	Tales of Western Braggadoccio	0		Skill: "Bow-Legged Swagger", Last Available: "2016-02"
8917	huge Hell and How I Bent It	0		Skill: "Bend Hell", Last Available: "2016-02"
8918	The Western Look	0		Skill: "Steely-Eyed Squint", Last Available: "2016-02"
8919	LT&T tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8920	jittery Western Slang Vol. 1: Violence	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-02"
8921	Western Slang Vol. 2: Cooking	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-02"
8922	Western Slang Vol. 3: Fraud	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-02"
8923	disc (white)	0		
8924	blinking disc (black)	0		
8925	disc (red)	0		
8926	skewed disc (green)	0		
8927	purple narrow disc (blue)	0		
8928	cyan disc (yellow)	0		
8929	red-hot knucklebone	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8930	liquefied ghostly narrow demonic cow's blood	0		Effect: "Flimsy Shield of the Pastalord", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2016-02"
8931	rinky-dink sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8932	tumbling makeshift sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8933	cyan custom sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8934	blurry baconstone-handled sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8935	ghostly porquoise-handled sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8936	hamethyst-handled sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8937	spinning mountain lion skin	0		Moxie Percent: +50, Last Available: "2016-02"
8938	bouncing grizzled bearskin	0		Muscle Percent: +50, Last Available: "2016-02"
8939	fuchsia diamondback skin	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8940	coal snakeskin	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8941	yellow frontwinder skin	0		Mysticality Percent: +50, Last Available: "2016-02"
8942	rotting cowskin	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8943	spinning shuddering cow skull	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8944	yellow rhinestone cowhorn	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8945	ghostly cow skull	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8946	jangly spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8947	quicksilver spurs	0		Initiative: +30, Last Available: "2016-02"
8948	thicksilver spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8949	wicksilver spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8950	slicksilver spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8951	sicksilver spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8952	red nicksilver spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8953	ticksilver spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8954	blurry fuchsia special edition Batfellow comic	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-12"
8955	Tales of the West: Cow Punching	0		
8956	Tales of the West: Beanslinging	0		
8957	mirror Tales of the West: Snake Oiling	0		
8958	briefcase full of snakes	0		
8959	energetic one-gallon hat of the empath	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Familiar Weight: +5
8960	skewed smartaleck's two-gallon hat of the detective	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Item Drop: +20
8961	narrow lime green beefy three-gallon hat of Leguizamo	0		Muscle: +10, Monster Level: +20
8962	blinking knitted brainy four-gallon hat	0		Mysticality: +5, Cold Resistance: +3
8963	manspreader's five-gallon hat of the glutton	0		Monster Level: +10, Food Drop: +100
8964	hardy six-gallon hat of chilblains	0		Maximum HP: +50, Cold Damage: +25
8965	cyan lion tamer's seven-gallon hat of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Experience (familiar): +2
8966	nasty Da Vinci's eight-gallon hat	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Stench Damage: +5
8967	mirror dog trainer's Socratic nine-gallon hat	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Experience (familiar): +1
8968	sizzling ten-gallon hat of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Hot Damage: +10
8969	green savvy smooth eleven-gallon hat	0		Moxie: +15, Mysticality Percent: +20
8970	toy sixgun	0		
8971	snake oil	0		
8972	galvanized shaking skin oil	0		Effect: "Tingly Elbows", Effect Duration: 50
8973	electrified cyan narrow unusual oil	0		Effect: "Mortarfied", Effect Duration: 37
8974	galvanized eldritch oil	0		Effect: "A Taste of Rainbow", Effect Duration: 35
8975	exclusive club	0		
8976	wet chilled patent preventative tonic	0		Effect: "Sewer-Drenched", Effect Duration: 22
8977	ionized lime green patent invisibility tonic	0		Effect: "Gummi-Grin", Effect Duration: 45
8978	vacuum-sealed bouncing patent aggression tonic	0		Effect: "critical.enh", Effect Duration: 24
8979	triple-aerosolized chilled patent sallowness tonic	0		Effect: "Unusual Fashion Sense", Effect Duration: 48
8980	quadruple-cold-filtered patent avarice tonic	0		Effect: "Mayeaugh", Effect Duration: 51
8981	quadruple-magnetized altered lime green patent alacrity tonic	0		Effect: "Aloofah", Effect Duration: 18
8982	liquefied colloidal corrupted marrow	0		Effect: "Weapon of Mass Destruction", Effect Duration: 34
8983	watered-down drinkable rodeo whiskey	2	good	
8984	Thwaitgold scorpion statuette	0		
8985	maroon sage real cowboy hat	0		Mysticality Percent: +10
8986	Memories of Cow Punching	0		Free Pull
8987	Memories of Beanslinging	0		Free Pull
8988	shaking Memories of Snake Oiling	0		Free Pull
8989	Witchess Set	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-03"
8990	narrow electronic Brain Trainer game	0		Skill: "Brain Games"
8991	wobbly do-it-yourself laser eye surgery kit	0		Skill: "20/20 Vision"
8992	denatured blinking armored prawn	1		Last Available: "2016-03"
8993	decent jumping horseradish	4	good	Last Available: "2016-03"
8994	weak artisanal yellow Sacramento wine	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2016-03"
8995	anodized concentrated Greek fire	0		Effect: "Flamingly Floral", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2016-03"
8996	Jeselnik's frightening steel-toed Sinatra's ox-head shield of extreme caution	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Damage Reduction: 9, Monster Level: -25, Spooky Damage: +5, Sleaze Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-03"
8997	huge lime green friendly coward's sinister dented scepter of the sewer	0		Spell Damage: +10, Monster Level: -20, Familiar Weight: +3, Stench Damage: +25, Item Drop: +5, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-03"
8998	shaking blinking scandalous crafty slick very pointy crown of Calamity Jane of doom	0		Moxie: +10, Maximum MP: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Damage: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xGhuol", Last Available: "2016-03"
8999	greedy scandalous extremely unsafe Herculean Rosewater's battle broom	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Experience (Muscle): +1, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Sleaze Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +20, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-03"
9000	Clan Floundry	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-04"
9001	huge zippy avaricious careful savvy carpe	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Monster Level: -10, Meat Drop: +30, Initiative: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-04"
9002	zippy banded codpiece of Gandalf of the early riser	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Initiative: +20, Adventures: +7, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-04"
9003	friendly Jim Carey's dangerous troutsers of Flo-Jo	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Monster Level: +25, Familiar Weight: +3, Initiative: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 0.5xPotato", Last Available: "2016-04"
9004	red resourceful hardened strapping bass clarinet of extreme caution	0		Muscle: +5, Damage Reduction: 3, Maximum MP: +50, Monster Level: -25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-04"
9005	asbestos-lined fortified forbidden fish hatchet of Flo-Jo	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Damage Absorption: +60, Hot Resistance: +5, Initiative: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-04"
9006	frosty dog trainer's hardened tunac of the sewer	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Experience (familiar): +1, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Stench Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-04"
9007	fishin' pole	0		Last Available: "2016-04"
9008	frozen wriggling worm	0		Effect: "Down With Chow", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2016-04"
9009	weak perfectly mixed bottle of Fishhead 900-Day IPA	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2016-04"
9010	extra-aerosolized high-test fishing line	0		Effect: "Pumped Up", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2016-04"
9011	prompt fishin' hat	0		Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2016-04"
9012	upside-down cyan Trout Fishing in Loathing	0		Skill: "Astute Angler", Last Available: "2016-04"
9013	Sinatra's sonar fishfinder	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Last Available: "2016-04"
9014	luxury fly-tying workbench	0		Fishing Skill: +10, Last Available: "2016-04"
9015	tacklebox	0		Fishing Skill: +5, Last Available: "2016-04"
9016	disconnected intergnat	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-05"
9017	spinning viral video	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9018	wobbly internet point	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9019	blurry meme generator	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9020	yellow plus one	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9021	bland special bite-sized gallon of milk	1	decent	Effect: "Sticky Hands", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2016-05"
9022	green jittery print screen button	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9023	screencapped monster	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9024	daily dungeon malware	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9025	infinite BACON machine	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9026	First Post shirt package	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9027	executive banded supercool First Post shirt - Cir Senam	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Damage Absorption: +100, Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2016-05"
9028	ghostly high-speed upgrade	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2016-05"
9029	no spoon	0		
9030	small delicious star salad	2	awesome	
9031	Thwaitgold moth statuette	0		
9032	adequate thick mirror bowl of Tastee-Wheet&trade;	5	good	
9033	Source terminal	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-06"
9034	bouncing Source essence	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9035	bland miniature browser cookie	2	decent	Last Available: "2016-06"
9036	bad mirror hacked gibson	3	decent	Last Available: "2016-06"
9037	forbidden Source shades	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2016-06"
9038	software bug	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9039	missing semicolon	0		Familiar Weight: +11
9040	Source terminal PRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9041	Source terminal GRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9042	cyan spinning Source terminal SPAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9043	Source terminal CRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9044	Source terminal DRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9045	twirling Source terminal TRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9046	green Source terminal INGRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9047	Source terminal DIAGRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9048	Source terminal ASHRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9049	pulsating Source terminal SCRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9050	Source terminal TRIGRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9051	Source terminal file: substats.enh	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9052	blinking Source terminal file: damage.enh	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9053	Source terminal file: critical.enh	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9054	bouncing Source terminal file: protect.enq	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9055	Source terminal file: stats.enq	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9056	Source terminal file: compress.edu	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9057	Source terminal file: duplicate.edu	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9058	Source terminal file: portscan.edu	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9059	Source terminal file: turbo.edu	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9060	Source terminal file: familiar.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9061	skewed huge Source terminal file: pram.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9062	Source terminal file: gram.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9063	Source terminal file: spam.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9064	upside-down Source terminal file: cram.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9065	Source terminal file: dram.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9066	gray Source terminal file: tram.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9067	pill	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9068	Usain Bolt's Van der Graaf boxer's plastic detective badge of vim and vigor	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Initiative: +80, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2016-07"
9069	horrifying resourceful bronze detective badge of the wise owl of bravery	0		Mysticality: +20, Maximum MP: +50, Spooky Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2016-07"
9070	lion tamer's Rosewater's savvy wizardly detective badge	0		Mysticality: +25, Mysticality Percent: 50, Experience (familiar): +2, Last Available: "2016-07"
9071	shaking family-friendly frosty rock-hard Herculean detective badge	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Damage Reduction: 5, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2016-07"
9072	squat blue cop dollar	0		Last Available: "2016-07"
9073	detective school application	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-07"
9074	mansplainer's clever baleful detective roscoe	0		Spell Damage: +25, Maximum MP: +20, Monster Level: +15, Last Available: "2016-07"
9075	liquefied adjusted blue shoe gum	0		Effect: "Eldritch Concentration", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2016-07"
9076	twirling frightening noir fedora of Calamity Jane of the detective	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Spooky Damage: +5, Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2016-07"
9077	sizzling trench coat of Gandalf of Flo-Jo	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Hot Damage: +10, Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2016-07"
9078	lousy lime green Falcon&trade; Maltese Liquor	4	decent	Last Available: "2016-07"
9079	snack-sized adequate hardboiled egg	2	good	Last Available: "2016-07"
9080	blurry detective tattoo	0		Last Available: "2016-07"
9081	lime green bouncing DIY protonic accelerator kit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-08"
9082	up-at-dawn Jack Frost's coward's hale dance instructor's slick protonic accelerator pack	0		Moxie: +10, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Maximum HP: +20, Monster Level: -20, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Adventures: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Shoot Ghost", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Trap Ghost", Last Available: "2016-08"
9083	almost-dead walkie-talkie	0		Last Available: "2016-08"
9084	spinning foul-smelling Adventurer bobblehead	0		Stench Damage: +10, Last Available: "2016-11"
9085	psychokinetic energy blob	0		Last Available: "2016-08"
9086	green nippy supercool bindle	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Cold Damage: +10, Last Available: "2016-08"
9087	toasty grievous fleshy lump	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Hot Damage: +5, Last Available: "2016-08"
9088	smoldering bagel punch of the brazier of courage	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2016-08"
9089	huge MacGyver's ghostly reins of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Maximum MP: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-08"
9090	derringer of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2016-08"
9091	spinning scandalous Mr. Screege's spectacles	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Single Equip, Drops Meat, Last Available: "2016-08"
9092	zippy nasty Oprah's Spookyraven signet	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Stench Damage: +5, Initiative: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-08"
9093	blurry careful tie-dyed fannypack of the brazier	0		Monster Level: -10, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-08"
9094	electrified crafty burnt snowpants	0		Maximum MP: +10, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "1.5xPotato, cap 25", Last Available: "2016-08"
9095	green scorching standards and practices guide	0		Hot Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Censorious Lecture", Last Available: "2016-08"
9096	ghostly energetic stylish Carpathian longsword of incineration	0		Moxie: +25, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2016-08"
9097	inspector's scorching Sinatra's Liam's mail	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Hot Damage: +25, Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2016-08"
9098	inspector's stanky Unfortunato's foolscap of courage	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +3, Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2016-08"
9099	Thwaitgold cockroach statuette	0		
9100	huge rad	0		
9101	gray purification tablet	0		
9102	lightning-fast Wrist-Boy	0		Initiative: +40
9103	Dear Past Self Package	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-09"
9104	blurry Time-Spinner	0		Last Available: "2016-09"
9105	compounded experience	0		Last Available: "2016-09"
9106	wobbly Rad-B-Gone (1 lb.)	0		
9107	modified yellow squat Rad-Pro (1 oz.)	0		Effect: "Piratey Flavor", Effect Duration: 16
9108	blurry lead umbrella	0		
9109	boiled Vulcanized Shrieking Weasel holo-record	0		Effect: "Elvish", Effect Duration: 45
9110	unsweetened liquefied wobbly Power-Guy 2000 holo-record	0		Effect: "Aided and Abetted", Effect Duration: 44
9111	pressed Lucky Strikes holo-record	0		Effect: "Physicali Tea", Effect Duration: 39
9112	ionized unsweetened EMD holo-record	0		Effect: "This Is Where You're a Viking", Effect Duration: 54
9113	irradiated quadruple-Vulcanized quadruple-alkaline Superdrifter holo-record	0		Effect: "Grape Expectations", Effect Duration: 29
9114	double-unsweetened unsweetened The Pigs holo-record	0		Effect: "Oh Hamlet Hamlet Hamlet Hamlet", Effect Duration: 13
9115	anodized yellow Drunk Uncles holo-record	0		Effect: "20-20 Second Sight", Effect Duration: 38
9116	blinking time residue	0		Last Available: "2016-09"
9117	Socratic repaid diaper	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1
9118	Riker's Search History	0		Last Available: "2016-09"
9119	smooth watered-down blinking maroon shaking Shot of Kardashian Gin	2	awesome	Last Available: "2016-09"
9120	miser's Unstable Pointy Ears	0		Meat Drop: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-09"
9121	narrow Memory Disk, Alpha	0		Last Available: "2016-09"
9122	Tea, Earl Grey, Hot	1	decent	Last Available: "2016-09"
9123	green School of Hard Knocks Diploma	0		
9124	bouncing baby bark scorpion	0		
9125	gray droppable microphone	0		
9126	lousy upside-down narrow unidentified drink	4	decent	
9127	manspreader's healthy KoL Con 13 T-shirt	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Monster Level: +10
9128	blinking frightening toasty discarded swimming trunks of mayonnaise	0		Hot Damage: +5, Spooky Damage: +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
9129	double-pickled dry diluted makeup	0		Effect: "Patience of the Tortoise", Effect Duration: 35
9130	dry extra-corrupted fuchsia charisma potion	0		Effect: "Sausage Festive", Effect Duration: 42
9131	spinning huge extremely confusing manual	0		
9132	pistol of extreme caution of the sweet-tooth	0		Monster Level: -25, Candy Drop: +100
9133	fuchsia KoL Con 13 snowglobe	0		Drops Items, Last Available: "2016-10"
9134	flavorless leftover pasty	4	decent	
9135	acceptable squat very whiskey	4	good	
9136	skewed li'l orphan tot	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-10"
9137	li'l knight costume	0		All Attributes: +15, Last Available: "2016-10"
9138	li'l unicorn costume	0		Adventures: +5, PvP Fights: +5, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9139	blinking li'l candy corn costume	0		All Resistance: +5, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9140	narrow li'l ninja costume	0		Item Drop: +150, Lasts Until Rollover, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9141	li'l pirate costume	0		Meat Drop: +300, Lasts Until Rollover, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9142	narrow li'l clown costume	0		Experience: +15, Lasts Until Rollover, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9143	li'l robot costume	0		Experience: +10, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9144	li'l eyeball costume	0		Combat Rate: -10, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9145	li'l liberty costume	0		Item Drop: +100, Meat Drop: +200, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9146	electrified electrified magnetized hoarded candy wad	0		Effect: "Blessing of Charcoatl", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2016-10"
9147	dry double-improved spinning Prunets	0		Effect: "Ham-Fisted", Effect Duration: 42
9148	Twitching Television Tattoo	0		
9149	baby scorpion	0		Familiar Weight: +10
9150	tarnished boiled invisible string	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Effect: "Jawin'", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2016-10"
9151	extra-pressed chilled ghostly invisible seam ripper	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Effect: "Techno Bliss", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2016-10"
9152	cyan li'l ghost costume	0		Initiative: +100, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9153	bland raw sweet potato	3	decent	Last Available: "2016-11"
9154	spoiled special squat raw beans	3	crappy	Effect: "Wintergreen Warmongery", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2016-11"
9155	toothsome raw stuffing	3	awesome	Last Available: "2016-11"
9156	rotten snack-sized raw cranberry sauce	2	crappy	Last Available: "2016-11"
9157	thick flavorless blue blinking raw turkey	5	decent	Last Available: "2016-11"
9158	stale jumbo raw mincemeat	5	decent	Last Available: "2016-11"
9159	adequate raw potato	4	good	Last Available: "2016-11"
9160	stale jumbo raw gravy	5	decent	Last Available: "2016-11"
9161	stale small blinking raw bread	2	decent	Last Available: "2016-11"
9162	frightening wizardly mini-marshmallow dispenser	0		Mysticality: +25, Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2016-11"
9163	frosty studded baleful glass casserole dish	0		Spell Damage: +25, Damage Absorption: +80, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2016-11"
9164	stuffing fluffer	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9165	upside-down blue hardy dance instructor's can opener	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Maximum HP: +50, Last Available: "2016-11"
9166	altered teal spinning wobbly turkey blaster	1		Effect: "Patent Avarice", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2016-11"
9167	narrow rosewater-soaked beefcake's glass pie plate	0		Muscle: +25, Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2016-11"
9168	skewed bouncing censurious potato masher of the early riser	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2016-11"
9169	gravy boat	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9170	skewed bouncing bread mold	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9171	decent sweet potatoes	4	good	Last Available: "2016-11"
9172	adequate immense bean casserole	6	good	Last Available: "2016-11"
9173	thick special adequate baked stuffing	5	good	Effect: "Egg-stra Arm", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2016-11"
9174	adequate cranberry cylinder	3	good	Last Available: "2016-11"
9175	spoiled thanksgiving turkey	4	crappy	Last Available: "2016-11"
9176	stale jumbo blurry mince pie	5	decent	Last Available: "2016-11"
9177	normal mashed potatoes	3	good	Last Available: "2016-11"
9178	moldy blue warm gravy	4	crappy	Last Available: "2016-11"
9179	adequate bread roll	4	good	Last Available: "2016-11"
9180	enchanted spoiled leftovers	3	crappy	Effect: "Cold Hard Skin", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2016-11"
9181	rotten immense blurry blinking leftovers sandwich	8	crappy	Last Available: "2016-11"
9182	red Eldritch Intellect: Journey into a Mind of Horror	0		Skill: "Eldritch Intellect"
9183	cornucopia	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9184	megacopia	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9185	twirling blinking pilgrim hat	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9186	jittery teal packet of thanksgarden seeds	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9187	cashew	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9188	bomb of unknown origin	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9189	Granny Tood's Thanksgarden Catalog	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-11"
9190	skewed eldritch effluvium	0		
9191	enhanced enhanced twirling yellow eldritch concentrate	0		Effect: "Permanent Halloween", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2016-11"
9192	practically non-alcoholic perfectly mixed eldritch extract	1	super ultra mega EPIC	Last Available: "2016-11"
9193	tumbling Newton's Official Council Aide Pin of temperance	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2016-11"
9194	acceptable high-proof eldritch distillate	8	good	Last Available: "2016-11"
9195	boiled eldritch essence	1		Last Available: "2016-11"
9196	frosty Science Notebook	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10
9197	skewed padded slick cool eldritch hat	0		Moxie: 15, Damage Absorption: +20, Last Available: "2016-11"
9198	nasty dog trainer's eldritch pants of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Experience (familiar): +1, Stench Damage: +5, Last Available: "2016-11"
9199	mediocre eldritch elixir	3	decent	Last Available: "2016-11"
9200	Quartet of Flare Masters Jacket of the wise owl of terror	0		Mysticality: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2016-11", Rollover Effect Duration: 1
9201	squat lump of not really wriggling eldritch matter	0		
9202	skewed Adventurer's Kit	0		
9203	pulsating Build-a-City Gingerbread kit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-12"
9204	counterfeit city	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9205	twirling sprinkles	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9206	The Gingerbread Vigilante's Handbook	0		Skill: "Licorice Rope", Last Available: "2016-12"
9207	jittery stanky ball and chain	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Sprinkle Drop: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9208	candy dog collar	0		Sprinkle Drop: +25, Last Available: "2016-12"
9209	wobbly therapeutic gingerbread tophat	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2016-12"
9210	huge green resourceful gingerbread waistcoat	0		Maximum MP: +50, Last Available: "2016-12"
9211	mirror gingerbread trousers of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Last Available: "2016-12"
9212	lard-coated boxer's smooth candy dress shoes	0		Moxie: +15, Muscle Percent: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9213	twirling stylish candy necktie of Calamity Jane of incineration	0		Moxie: +25, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9214	jittery lightning-fast Jeselnik's chocolate pocketwatch of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Damage: +25, Initiative: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9215	broken chocolate pocketwatch	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9216	huge interesting clod of dirt	0		
9217	gingerbread restraining order	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9218	huge sprinkle-begging cup	0		Sprinkle Drop: +50, Last Available: "2016-12"
9219	decent red animal part cracker	3	good	Last Available: "2016-12"
9220	triple-distilled perfectly mixed gingerbread wine	6	EPIC	Last Available: "2016-12"
9221	stale massive pulsating gingerbread mug	10	decent	Last Available: "2016-12"
9222	gingerbread mask of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2016-12"
9223	tumbling lightning-fast knitted sharpshooter's gingerservo	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Cold Resistance: +3, Initiative: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9224	denatured vacuum-sealed tainted icing	0		Effect: "Speed of the Internet", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2016-12"
9225	fuchsia crafty gingerbeard	0		Maximum MP: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9226	gingerbread smartphone	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9227	shaking perfumed gingerbread hoodie of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Stench Resistance: +5, Sprinkle Drop: +15, Last Available: "2016-12"
9228	gingerbread pistol of James Dean of the cheetah	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2016-12"
9229	greedy razor-sharp marzipan briefcase	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Meat Drop: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-12"
9230	banded creme brulee torch	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-12"
9231	candy crowbar of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-12"
9232	skewed Newton's candy screwdriver of mayonnaise	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2016-12"
9233	gingerbread dog treat	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9234	blinking teal prompt pumpkin spice candle	0		Adventures: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-12"
9235	boiled electrified cold-filtered gingerbread spice latte	0		Effect: "Joy", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2016-12"
9236	blurry baleful gingerbread gavel of the cheetah	0		Spell Damage: +25, Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2016-12"
9237	wobbly gingerbread cigarette	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9238	gingerbread moneybag	0		Sprinkle Drop: +25, Last Available: "2016-12"
9239	drinkable practically non-alcoholic ghostly ginger beer	1	good	Last Available: "2016-12"
9240	spare chocolate parts	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9241	aerosolized skewed industrial frosting	0		Effect: "Polka of Plenty", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2016-12"
9242	liquefied fake cocktail	0		Effect: "Hippy Flavor", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2016-12"
9243	practically non-alcoholic tolerable high-end ginger wine	1	good	Last Available: "2016-12"
9244	jittery Van der Graaf plastic bad vibe	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2016-12"
9245	greedy plastic angry vikings	0		Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2016-12"
9246	wobbly plastic Knows About Chakras of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Last Available: "2016-12"
9247	plastic Your Brain of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Last Available: "2016-12"
9248	rosewater-soaked plastic Krampus	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2016-12"
9249	denatured Inner Wisdom	0		Effect: "Curse of the Black Pearl Onion", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2016-12"
9250	deionized blurry Inner Strength	0		Effect: "Powdered", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2016-12"
9251	anodized double-diffused Inner Truth	0		Effect: "Hot Buttoned", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2016-12"
9252	rotten huge spiritual candy cane	6	crappy	Last Available: "2016-12"
9253	bad irresponsibly strong squat spiritual eggnog	8	decent	Last Available: "2016-12"
9254	spoiled blurry spiritual fruitcake	4	crappy	Last Available: "2016-12"
9255	fancy normal spiritual gingerbread	3	good	Effect: "Crimbo Nostalgia", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2016-12"
9256	chocolate puppy	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9257	chocolate leash	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Last Available: "2016-12"
9258	My Life of Crime, a Memoir	0		Skill: "Gingerbread Mob Hit", Last Available: "2016-12"
9259	wobbly Pop Art: a Guide	0		Skill: "Fifteen Minutes of Flame", Last Available: "2016-12"
9260	No Hats as Art	0		Skill: "Ceci N'Est Pas Un Chapeau", Last Available: "2016-12"
9261	Rethinking Candy	0		Skill: "Sweet Synthesis", Last Available: "2016-12"
9262	fruit-leather negatives	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9263	gingerbread blackmail photos	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9264	huge lime green briefcase full of sprinkles	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9265	teethpick	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9266	quadruple-cold-filtered colloidal blinking rock candy	0		Effect: "Old Time Hydration", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2016-12"
9267	decent massive green-iced sweet roll	6	good	Last Available: "2016-12"
9268	blue sugar raygun	0		Sprinkle Drop: +50, Last Available: "2016-12"
9269	chocolate sculpture	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9270	lime green no hat	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-12"
9271	chakra sludge	0		
9272	pulsating negative lump	0		
9273	aromatic Oprah's Third Eye	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2016-12"
9274	avaricious lard-coated Krampus Horn	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9275	bland hambrosier	4	decent	Last Available: "2016-12"
9276	strong hand-crafted chakra-mental wine	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2016-12"
9277	boiled super-warmed blue chakra malt	0		Effect: "Gutterminded", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2016-12"
9278	stale ghostly Black Angus blackburger	4	decent	Last Available: "2016-12"
9279	triple-distilled acceptable brandy	9	good	Last Available: "2016-12"
9280	modified potion of spiritual gunkifying	0		Effect: "Sucrose-Colored Glasses", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2016-12"
9281	Jack Frost's careful bad vibroknife	0		Monster Level: -10, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2016-12"
9282	bouncing toasty baleful crystal belt buckle	0		Spell Damage: +25, Hot Damage: +5, Last Available: "2016-12"
9283	gray Usain Bolt's saffron antaravasaka of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2016-12"
9284	wobbly saffron uttarasanga of Calamity Jane of courage	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2016-12"
9285	Lump-Stacking for Beginners	0		Skill: "Stack Lumps", Last Available: "2016-12"
9286	eternal knot tattoo	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9287	pet bad vibe	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9288	gallstone	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2016-12"
9289	bouncing arcane researcher's Socratic Uncle Crimbo's hat of the glutton	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2016-12", Rollover Effect Duration: 100
9290	normal Eldritch snap	3	good	Last Available: "2017-01"
9291	twisted ghostly hot jelly	1		Effect: "Marbles in Your Mouth", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2017-01"
9292	dried jelly	1		Last Available: "2017-01"
9293	modified jelly	1		Last Available: "2017-01"
9294	compressed blue huge sleaze jelly	1		Last Available: "2017-01"
9295	mixed squat stench jelly	1		Effect: "Colorful Gratitude", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2017-01"
9296	teal space planula	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-01"
9297	normal narrow toast with hot jelly	3	good	Last Available: "2017-01"
9298	toothsome purple toast with jelly	3	awesome	Last Available: "2017-01"
9299	moldy toast with jelly	3	crappy	Last Available: "2017-01"
9300	rotten half-sized toast with sleaze jelly	2	crappy	Last Available: "2017-01"
9301	small normal toast with stench jelly	2	good	Last Available: "2017-01"
9302	space jellybicycle	0		Familiar Weight: +5
9303	hopeful candle	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-01"
9304	red pewter candlestick	0		Familiar Weight: +10
9305	blue shaking reassuring wax hand of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Spooky Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2017-01"
9306	gray wobbly hardy beefcake's candle	0		Muscle: +25, Maximum HP: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-01"
9307	bland wax pancake	4	decent	Last Available: "2017-01"
9308	hale dance instructor's wax face	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Maximum HP: +20, Last Available: "2017-01"
9309	practically non-alcoholic perfectly mixed spinning wax booze	1	super ultra EPIC	Last Available: "2017-01"
9310	glob of melted wax	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
9311	dried upside-down sea jelly	1		Effect: "Bloody Bloody Bloody!", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2017-01"
9312	moldy sea truffle	3	crappy	Last Available: "2017-01"
9313	tarnished luggage key	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
9314	crushed steamer trunk	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
9315	executive recovered cufflinks	0		Meat Drop: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-01"
9316	heart-shaped crate	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-02"
9317	polarized LOV Elixir #3	0		Effect: "Coal-Powered", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2017-02"
9318	deionized skewed LOV Elixir #6	0		Effect: "Blessing of Charcoatl", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2017-02"
9319	non-magnetized magnetized LOV Elixir #9	0		Effect: "You Know Where to Go", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2017-02"
9320	careful resourceful LOV Eardigan of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Maximum MP: +50, Monster Level: -10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-02"
9321	up-at-dawn flame-retardant dog trainer's LOV Epaulettes	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Hot Resistance: +1, Adventures: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-02"
9322	padded LOV Earrings of wisdom of bravery	0		Mysticality: +15, Damage Absorption: +20, Spooky Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-02"
9323	LOV Enamorang	0		Last Available: "2017-02"
9324	LOV Emotionizer	0		Last Available: "2017-02"
9325	LOV Extraterrestrial Chocolate	0		Last Available: "2017-02"
9326	modified blurry shaking LOV Echinacea Bouquet	1		Last Available: "2017-02"
9327	upside-down healthy LOV Elephant	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2017-02"
9328	flame-retardant eldritch scanner	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2017-02"
9329	wet quantum irradiated skewed olive eldritch alignment spray	0		Effect: "Horrid, Torrid", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2017-02"
9330	LOV Entrance Pass	0		Last Available: "2017-02"
9331	foul-smelling crafty Herculean eldritch hammer	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Maximum MP: +10, Stench Damage: +10, Last Available: "2017-01"
9332	massive rotten eldritch mushroom	7	crappy	Last Available: "2017-03"
9333	eldritch ichor	0		
9334	moldy twirling eldritch mushroom pizza	3	crappy	Last Available: "2017-03"
9335	eldritch tincture	0		Skill: "Evoke Eldritch Horror", Last Available: "2017-02"
9336	eldritch tincture (depleted)	0		Skill: "Evoke Eldritch Horror", Last Available: "2017-02"
9337	enhanced bouncing eldritch rub	0		Effect: "Extra-Sharp Weapon", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2017-02"
9338	HP-35 Calculator	0		
9339	Silver HP-35 Calculator	0		
9340	maroon ghostly shaking Golden HP-35 Calculator	0		
9341	Platinum HP-35 Calculator	0		
9342	twirling Diamond HP-35 Calculator	0		
9343	gray bottlecap	0		
9344	blue discarded button	0		
9345	huge Gummi-Memory	0		
9346	skewed Thwaitgold amoeba statuette	0		
9347	skewed pickled grasshopper	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9348	bottle of an&iacute;s	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9349	squat bottle of novelty hot sauce	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9350	elemental sugarcube	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9351	tumbling tumbling teal twirling peppermint sprig	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9352	bottle of clam juice	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9353	cocktail mushroom	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9354	shot of granola liqueur	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9355	can of cherry-flavored sterno	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9356	lump of ichor	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9357	cyan bottle of gregnadigne	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9358	bottle of Cr&egrave;me de Fugu	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9359	baby oil shooter	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9360	shaking fish head	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9361	limepatch	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9362	blinking pile of dirt	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9363	squat slime shooter	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9364	imaginary lemon	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9365	watered-down artisanal literal grasshopper	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9366	drinkable weak blue double entendre	2	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9367	special acceptable Phlegethon	4	good	Effect: "Sharpened Sweet Tooth", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2017-03"
9368	watered-down hand-crafted purple Siberian sunrise	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9369	tolerable strong mentholated wine	5	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9370	drinkable fancy blurry low tide martini	3	good	Effect: "Frozen Hands", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2017-03"
9371	tolerable shroomtini	4	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9372	acceptable skewed morning dew	4	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9373	bad watered-down whiskey squeeze	2	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9374	drinkable great fashioned	4	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9375	mediocre Gnomish sagngria	4	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9376	mediocre irresponsibly strong vodka stinger	10	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9377	practically non-alcoholic artisanal extremely slippery nipple	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9378	perfectly mixed enchanted watered-down piscatini	2	EPIC	Effect: "damage.enh", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2017-03"
9379	mediocre practically non-alcoholic Churchill	1	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9380	acceptable practically non-alcoholic soilzerac	1	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9381	acceptable extra-dry London frog	5	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9382	perfectly mixed nothingtini	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9383	artisanal blurry eighth plague	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9384	aged single entendre	4	awesome	Last Available: "2017-03"
9385	watered-down smooth reverse Tantalus	2	awesome	Last Available: "2017-03"
9386	lousy blue elemental caipiroska	3	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9387	practically non-alcoholic mediocre pulsating Feliz Navidad	1	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9388	fancy bad Bloody Nora	4	decent	Effect: "Ancient Protected", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2017-03"
9389	bad irresponsibly strong yellow shaking moreltini	9	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9390	weak aged mirror hell in a bucket	2	awesome	Last Available: "2017-03"
9391	high-proof bad Newark	9	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9392	lousy R'lyeh	3	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9393	delicious Gnollish sangria	3	awesome	Last Available: "2017-03"
9394	hand-crafted vodka barracuda	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9395	tolerable practically non-alcoholic huge Mysterious Island iced tea	1	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9396	perfectly mixed drive-by shooting	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9397	strong tolerable bouncing gunner's daughter	5	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9398	mediocre blue dirt julep	4	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9399	artisanal enchanted Simepore slime	3	EPIC	Effect: "Dreams and Lights", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2017-03"
9400	enchanted hand-crafted blue skewed Phil Collins	4	EPIC	Effect: "Barking Mad", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2017-03"
9401	unpowered Robortender	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-03"
9402	toggle switch (Bartend)	0		Familiar Weight: +5
9403	gray toggle switch (Bounce)	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Equips On: "Robortender"
9404	Spacegate access badge	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-04"
9405	shaking filter helmet	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9406	ghostly exo-servo leg braces	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9407	rad cloak	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9408	gate transceiver	0		Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9409	twirling high-friction boots	0		Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9410	Spacegate Research	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9411	alien rock sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9412	jittery alien gemstone	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9413	twirling geological sample kit	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9414	pulsating botanical sample kit	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9415	adequate edible alien plant bit	4	good	Last Available: "2017-04"
9416	alien plant fibers	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9417	alien plant sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9418	complex alien plant sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9419	blinking fascinating alien plant sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9420	twisted alien plant goo	1		Last Available: "2017-04"
9421	alien plant pod	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9422	jittery zoological sample kit	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9423	bland miniature squat skewed alien meat	2	decent	Last Available: "2017-04"
9424	alien toenails	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9425	olive shaking blinking alien zoological sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9426	complex alien zoological sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9427	fascinating alien zoological sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9428	twisted narrow pulsating alien animal goo	1		Effect: "Salty Dogs", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2017-04"
9429	alien animal milk	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9430	mirror spant egg casing	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9431	murderbot data core	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9432	triple-ionized denatured magnetized green bouncing alien medicine	0		Effect: "License to Punch", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2017-04"
9433	moldy small alien salad	2	crappy	Last Available: "2017-04"
9434	mediocre alien booze	3	decent	Last Available: "2017-04"
9435	miser's Temple Grandin's brainy alien mask	0		Mysticality: +5, Familiar Weight: +7, Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2017-04"
9436	purple prompt Newton's alien spear of bravery	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Spooky Resistance: +5, Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2017-04"
9437	aromatic lard-coated fortified alien blowgun	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2017-04"
9438	skewed upside-down reassuring crafty rosy-cheeked alien loincloth	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Maximum MP: +10, Spooky Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2017-04"
9439	reassuring gravedigger's stiffened alien totem	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Spooky Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2017-04"
9440	avaricious personal trainer's supercool alien necklace	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2017-04"
9441	blurry maroon spant chitin	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9442	spant tendon	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9443	flame-retardant Van der Graaf spants	0		Hot Resistance: +1, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2017-04"
9444	lightning-fast wool spant shield	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2017-04"
9445	resourceful beefcake's spant shoulderpads	0		Muscle: +25, Maximum MP: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-04"
9446	miser's frightening spant backplate	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2017-04"
9447	wool Herculean spant spear	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2017-04"
9448	murderbot power cell	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9449	huge murderbot component casing	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9450	ghostly murderbot monofilament	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9451	liquefied huge huge murderbot shield unit	0		Effect: "Cancer Rising", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2017-04"
9452	murderbot live wire	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9453	twirling rosewater-soaked wizardly murderbot mask of the storm	0		Mysticality: +25, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Stench Resistance: +3, Avatar: "Murderbot", Last Available: "2017-04"
9454	warmed murderbot spring injector	0		Effect: "L'instinct F&eacute;lin", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2017-04"
9455	skewed baleful thinker's murderbot whip	0		Mysticality: +10, Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2017-04"
9456	mirror zippy rock-hard murderbot plasma rifle	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Initiative: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "EXTERMINATE SPANT", Last Available: "2017-04"
9457	upside-down murderbot memory chip	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9458	space pirate treasure map	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9459	lime green Space Pirate Astrogation Handbook	0		Skill: "Quantum Movement", Last Available: "2017-04"
9460	Non-Euclidean Finance	0		Skill: "5-D Earning Potential", Last Available: "2017-04"
9461	ghostly Peek-a-Boo!	0		Skill: "Object Quasi-Permanence", Last Available: "2017-04"
9462	Procrastinator locker key	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9463	tumbling Space Baby children's book	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9464	Space Baby bawbaw	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9465	Spacegate	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9466	bland Aldebaran sardines	3	decent	Last Available: "2017-04"
9467	practically non-alcoholic perfectly mixed blue Centauri fish wine	1	super ultra mega EPIC	Last Available: "2017-04"
9468	powdered oxygen	1		Last Available: "2017-04"
9469	olive ribald studded Spacegate scientist's insignia	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Sleaze Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-04", Rollover Effect Duration: 30
9470	boxer's Spacegate military insignia of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Muscle Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-04", Rollover Effect Duration: 30
9471	chilly ruddy Spacegate diplomat's insignia of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Cold Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-04"
9472	squat Spacegate emergency disintegrator	0		Skill: "Disintegrate", Last Available: "2017-04"
9473	Spacegate Initiative tattoo unit	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9474	decent lime green alien sandwich	3	good	Last Available: "2017-04"
9475	glitched malware	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
9476	pickled Spant eggs	0		Effect: "Hopped Up on Goofballs", Effect Duration: 46
9477	Spacegate (open)	0		Lasts Until Rollover
9478	New-You Club Membership Form	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-05"
9479	denatured Daily Affirmation: Always be Collecting	0		Effect: "Elvish", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2017-05"
9480	pickled Daily Affirmation: Think Win-Lose	0		Effect: "The Wisdom... of the Future", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2017-05"
9481	triple-irradiated ghostly Daily Affirmation: Be Superficially interested	0		Effect: "Holiday Disappointment", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2017-05"
9482	double-flattened tarnished ghostly Daily Affirmation: Adapt to Change Eventually	0		Effect: "Unrunnable Face", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2017-05"
9483	electrified quadruple-modified Daily Affirmation: Be a Mind Master	0		Effect: "Ninja, Please", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2017-05"
9484	pickled olive Daily Affirmation: Work For Hours a Week	0		Effect: "Ooh, Sour!", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2017-05"
9485	quadruple-galvanized altered Daily Affirmation: Keep Free Hate in your Heart	0		Effect: "L'instinct F&eacute;lin", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2017-05"
9486	stale miniature ghostly Affirmation Cookie	2	decent	Last Available: "2017-05"
9487	License To Kill	0		
9488	Thwaitgold bug statuette	0		
9489	Victor's Spoils	0		
9490	altered Threatening Missive	0		Effect: "Resilient Spirit", Effect Duration: 33
9491	blurry Targeted Plague Vector	0		
9492	olive skewed suspicious package	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-06"
9493	censurious smooth Kremlin's Greatest Briefcase of the brute	0		Moxie: +15, Muscle Percent: +30, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "KGB tranquilizer dart", Last Available: "2017-06"
9494	drinkable strong jittery basic martini	5	good	Last Available: "2017-06"
9495	weak lousy improved martini	2	decent	Last Available: "2017-06"
9496	watered-down artisanal gray wobbly splendid martini	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-06"
9497	bouncing exploding cigar	0		Last Available: "2017-06"
9498	spinning can of Minions-Be-Gone	0		Last Available: "2017-06"
9499	tattoo gun	0		Last Available: "2017-06"
9500	upside-down shaking gun	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-06"
9501	gum	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-06"
9502	Temple Grandin's Jim Carey's plastic gundam of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Monster Level: +25, Familiar Weight: +7, Last Available: "2017-06"
9503	License to Chill	0		Last Available: "2017-07"
9504	Celsius 233	0		Skill: "Eternal Flame", Last Available: "2017-06"
9505	huge Celsius 233 (singed)	0		Skill: "Eternal Flame", Last Available: "2017-06"
9506	mirror twirling Lazenby's Life Lesson	0		Free Pull
9507	LI-11 Motor Pool voucher	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-07"
9508	Asdon Martin keyfob (on ring)	0		Last Available: "2017-07"
9509	mirror L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate	0		
9510	Dust bunny	0		
9511	Pocket Meteor Guide	0		Last Available: "2017-08"
9512	Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed)	0		Last Available: "2017-08"
9513	Meteorite-Ade	0		Last Available: "2017-08"
9514	half-sized rotten squat meteoreo	2	crappy	Last Available: "2017-08"
9515	watered-down aged meadeorite	2	awesome	Last Available: "2017-08"
9516	wobbly meteoroid	0		Last Available: "2017-08"
9517	Van der Graaf beefcake's meteortarboard of mayonnaise	0		Muscle: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2017-08"
9518	skewed up-at-dawn banded meteorite guard of the storm	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2017-08"
9519	crafty meteorb of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Maximum MP: +10, Lantern: 1, Lantern Element: "Hot", Last Available: "2017-08"
9520	tumbling frightening smartaleck's asteroid belt	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Spooky Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-08"
9521	friendly arcane researcher's meteorthopedic shoes of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Familiar Weight: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-08"
9522	blurry Sherlock's Jack Frost's weightlifter's shooting morning star	0		Muscle: +15, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Item Drop: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-08"
9523	meteoroid	0		Last Available: "2017-08"
9524	blue meteor shower cap	0		Familiar Weight: +5
9525	Thwaitgold time fly statuette	0		
9526	perfectly fair coin	0		Last Available: "2017-11"
9527	Horsery contract	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-08"
9528	skewed corked genie bottle	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-09"
9529	upside-down genie bottle	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9530	blinking wizardly blessed rustproof +2 gray dragon scale mail of the cougar of the cheetah	0		Mysticality: +25, Moxie: +20, Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2023-09"
9531	pony: Dusk Shiny	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9532	shaking pony: Shutterfly	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9533	pony: Pearjack	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9534	pony: Uniquity	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9535	pony: Rosey Cake	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9536	blue pony: Spectrum Dash	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9537	pocket wish	0		Last Available: "2023-09"
9538	dropped scrap of paper	0		
9539	gray hunk of granite	0		
9540	shovelful of dirt	0		
9541	huge red xo-skeleton-in-a-box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-10"
9542	huge exo-xo-skeleton-skeleton	0		Familiar Weight: +5
9543	X	0		Last Available: "2017-10"
9544	O	0		Last Available: "2017-10"
9545	tolerable DUFRESNE Suds	4	good	Last Available: "2017-09"
9546	huge baleful smooth mafia pinky ring	0		Moxie: +15, Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
9547	artisanal tumbling flask of port	4	EPIC	
9548	upside-down twirling electrified medical-grade contract enforcement stick	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
9549	flavorless Hide-rox&trade; cookie	3	decent	Last Available: "2017-10"
9550	perfectly mixed pulsating jug of booze	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-10"
9551	polarized pair of candy glasses	0		Effect: "Hot Hands", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2017-10"
9552	dry temporary X tattoos	0		Effect: "Macho Profundo", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2017-10"
9553	diluted twirling glyph of athleticism	1		Last Available: "2017-10"
9554	pair of scissors	0		Last Available: "2017-10"
9555	deionized moist jittery new habit	0		Effect: "Paging Betty", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2017-10"
9556	bridge truss	0		Last Available: "2017-10"
9557	teal up-at-dawn pearl necklace of Tarzan of vim and vigor	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Adventures: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-10"
9558	amorphous blob	0		Last Available: "2017-11"
9559	X	0		Last Available: "2017-11"
9560	lime green huge O	0		Last Available: "2017-11"
9561	squat amorphous blob	0		Last Available: "2017-11"
9562	lion tamer's Lo Pan's baleful protection stick of the brazier	0		Spell Damage: +25, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Experience (familiar): +2, Hot Spell Damage: +25
9563	corrupted pulsating roll of meat	0		Effect: "Tingling Feeling", Effect Duration: 63
9564	Oprah's mafia thumb ring of the glutton	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Food Drop: +100, Single Equip
9565	galvanized wet cocoa chondrule	0		Effect: "Black Lung", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2020-09"
9566	blinking razor-sharp mafia middle finger ring of the sewer	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Stench Damage: +25, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Show them your ring"
9567	fuchsia up-at-dawn grievous steel drivin' hammer of doom of the cheetah	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Initiative: +60, Adventures: +5
9568	piece of steel	0		
9569	jittery groovy beefy mafia pointer finger ring	0		Muscle: +10, Moxie Percent: +10, Single Equip, Drops Meat
9570	bouncing mirror worksite credentials of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
9571	jittery manspreader's energetic steel-toed negotiatin' hammer of the sewer	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Monster Level: +10, Stench Damage: +25
9572	maroon pantogram	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-11"
9573	pantogram	0		Last Available: "2017-11"
9574	pantogram pants	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-11"
9575	Sherlock's mafia wedding ring of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Item Drop: +25, Single Equip
9576	clever mafia organizer badge	0		Maximum MP: +20, Single Equip
9577	mafia filofax	0		
9578	transparent nog	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-12"
9579	delicious unfinished fruitcake	3	awesome	Last Available: "2017-12"
9580	ionized warmed tumbling and cracker	0		Effect: "Memories of Puppy Love", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2017-12"
9581	weak aged neg grog	2	awesome	Last Available: "2017-12"
9582	super-sized flavorless half double fruitcake	5	decent	Last Available: "2017-12"
9583	half-sized rotten hushed puppy	2	crappy	Last Available: "2017-12"
9584	enchanted bland muffled muffuletta	3	decent	Effect: "You Drank Fish Wine", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2017-12"
9585	adequate small shushed potatoes	2	good	Last Available: "2017-12"
9586	Sherlock's plastic mime functionary	0		Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2017-12"
9587	ghostly Jeselnik's plastic mime scientist	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Last Available: "2017-12"
9588	electrified plastic mime soldier	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2017-12"
9589	brawny plastic mime executive	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Last Available: "2017-12"
9590	healthy plastic The Silent Nightmare	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2017-12"
9591	skewed locked mumming trunk	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-12"
9592	mumming trunk	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9593	temperance whiskey	1	decent	Last Available: "2017-11"
9594	dry colloidal shaking wishbone	0		Effect: "Healthy Blue Glow", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2017-11"
9595	special mediocre Racisto Ruidoso	3	decent	Effect: "Wreathed in Smoke", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2017-11"
9596	earthenware muffin tin	0		
9597	rotten bran muffin	3	crappy	
9598	half-sized bland mirror ghostly blueberry muffin	2	decent	
9599	silent A	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9600	blue silent B	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9601	shaking silent C	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9602	spinning silent D	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9603	huge silent E	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9604	purple silent F	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9605	silent G	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9606	silent H	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9607	silent I	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9608	silent J	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9609	silent K	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9610	silent L	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9611	silent M	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9612	blue silent N	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9613	silent O	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9614	silent P	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9615	silent Q	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9616	silent R	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9617	silent S	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9618	silent T	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9619	silent U	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9620	squat silent V	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9621	silent W	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9622	silent X	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9623	silent Y	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9624	huge silent Z	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9625	crystalline cheer	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9626	huge anti-earplugs	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9627	warehouse key	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9628	mime pocket probe	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9629	acceptable stale cheer wine	3	good	Last Available: "2017-12"
9630	adequate half-sized stale Cheer-E-Os	2	good	Last Available: "2017-12"
9631	bouncing cheer-o-gram	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9632	skewed Da Vinci's slick cheerful antler hat	0		Moxie: +10, Experience (Mysticality): +5, Last Available: "2017-12"
9633	toasty ruddy cheerful Crimbo sweater	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Hot Damage: +5, Last Available: "2017-12"
9634	beefy cheerful pajama pants of the empath	0		Muscle: +10, Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2017-12"
9635	wobbly jittery The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1	0		Skill: "Silent Hunter", Last Available: "2017-12"
9636	narrow The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used)	0		Skill: "Silent Hunter", Last Available: "2017-12"
9637	purple huge The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2	0		Skill: "Quiet Determination", Last Available: "2017-12"
9638	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used)	0		Skill: "Quiet Determination", Last Available: "2017-12"
9639	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3	0		Skill: "Quiet Judgement", Last Available: "2017-12"
9640	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used)	0		Skill: "Quiet Judgement", Last Available: "2017-12"
9641	shaking The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4	0		Skill: "Silent Treatment", Last Available: "2017-12"
9642	wobbly The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used)	0		Skill: "Silent Treatment", Last Available: "2017-12"
9643	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5	0		Skill: "Silent Knife", Last Available: "2017-12"
9644	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used)	0		Skill: "Silent Knife", Last Available: "2017-12"
9645	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6	0		Skill: "Quiet Desperation", Last Available: "2017-12"
9646	wobbly The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used)	0		Skill: "Quiet Desperation", Last Available: "2017-12"
9647	mime eraser	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9648	tolerable fortified executive mime flask	5	good	Last Available: "2017-12"
9649	yummy low-calorie bouncing nega-mushroom	1	awesome	Last Available: "2017-12"
9650	lousy nega-mushroom wine	4	decent	Last Available: "2017-12"
9651	deionized vacuum-sealed cold-filtered tumbling Cheer-Up soda	0		Effect: "Bureaucratized", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2017-12"
9652	tasty mime army rations	4	awesome	Last Available: "2017-12"
9653	practically non-alcoholic artisanal olive mime army wine	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	Last Available: "2017-12"
9654	mixed mime army superserum	1		Last Available: "2017-12"
9655	alkaline irradiated mime army camouflage kit	0		Effect: "Brain Freeze", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2017-12"
9656	spinning asbestos-lined miming beret of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2017-12"
9657	maroon miming shirt of Leguizamo of the boozehound	0		Monster Level: +20, Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2017-12"
9658	hardy weightlifter's miming corduroys	0		Muscle: +15, Maximum HP: +50, Last Available: "2017-12"
9659	upside-down healthy Socratic miming boots	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9660	arcane researcher's Newton's miming gloves	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9661	God Lobster Egg	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-05"
9662	blinking donated booze	0		
9663	donated food	0		
9664	donated candy	0		
9665	oxidized digital honeypot	0		Effect: "In Tuna", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2025-12"
9666	mime-proof sunglasses	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9667	fuchsia Jack Frost's mime army insignia (infantry)	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12", Stat Tuning: "Muscle (all)"
9668	toasty mime army insignia (intelligence)	0		Hot Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12", Stat Tuning: "Mysticality (all)"
9669	inspector's mime army insignia (espionage)	0		Item Drop: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12", Stat Tuning: "Moxie (all)"
9670	huge skewed mime army insignia (pyrotechnics)	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9671	teal mime army insignia (cryonics)	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9672	jittery mime army insignia (psychological warfare)	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9673	ghostly mime army insignia (sanitation)	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9674	spinning mime army insignia (morale)	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9675	twirling knitted mansplainer's mime army infiltration glove	0		Monster Level: +15, Cold Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9676	mime army shotglass	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9677	mime army challenge coin	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9678	teal cheer extractor	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9679	huge kerosene-soaked skip	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-12"
9680	fireproof skip lid	0		Familiar Weight: +5
9681	stale extra-toasted half sandwich	4	decent	Last Available: "2018-12"
9682	aged weak mulled hobo wine	2	awesome	Last Available: "2018-12"
9683	lime green burning newspaper	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
9684	burning paper hat of the wise owl of the empath of doom	0		Mysticality: +20, Familiar Weight: +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-12"
9685	teal Temple Grandin's rock-hard burning cape of vim and vigor	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Familiar Weight: +7, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-12"
9686	pulsating fuchsia rosy-cheeked burning paper slippers of Gandalf of mayonnaise	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-12"
9687	coward's Jim Carey's burning paper jorts of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Monster Level: 5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-12"
9688	cyan dog trainer's Da Vinci's burning paper crane of mayonnaise	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Experience (familiar): +1, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-12"
9689	ghostly January's Garbage Tote (unopened)	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-01"
9690	gray January's Garbage Tote	0		Last Available: "2018-01"
9691	wobbly deceased crimbo tree	0		Breakable, Last Available: "2018-01", Lasts Until Rollover
9692	twirling smartaleck's broken champagne bottle of Flo-Jo	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Initiative: +100, Breakable, Last Available: "2018-01", Lasts Until Rollover
9693	tumbling miser's tinsel tights of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2018-01", Lasts Until Rollover
9694	mirror frightening dangerous wad of used tape of extreme caution	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Monster Level: -25, Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2018-01", Lasts Until Rollover
9695	frightening toasty silent nightlight of James Dean of the glutton	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Hot Damage: +5, Spooky Damage: +5, Food Drop: +100, Rollover Effect Duration: 50
9696	enhanced electrified sweetened reindeer fat	0		Effect: "Braaaains Over Braaaawwn", Effect Duration: 14
9697	tarnished quantum Good 'n' Quiet	0		Effect: "Muscle Unbound", Effect Duration: 65
9698	boiled double-energized shaking hot button candy	0		Effect: "Blessing of the Pervy Noodles", Effect Duration: 68
9699	purple fireproof boxer's wizardly makeshift garbage shirt	0		Mysticality: +25, Muscle Percent: +10, Hot Resistance: +3, Breakable, Last Available: "2018-01", Lasts Until Rollover
9700	slick thinker's novelty monorail ticket	0		Mysticality: +10, Moxie: +10, Rollover Effect Duration: 100
9701	denatured bouncing jittery maroon pills	1		Effect: "Celestial Vision", Effect Duration: 35
9702	boiled gray furry pill	1		
9703	compressed beefy pill	1		
9704	powdered excitement pill	1		
9705	vaporized vitamin G pill	1		Effect: "Shrimpin' Ain't Easy", Effect Duration: 20
9706	diluted lucky-ish pill	1		
9707	denatured blurry dieting pill	1		Effect: "Wit Tea", Effect Duration: 20
9712	twirling Clan Carnival Game	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-02"
9713	lime green How To Get Bigger Without Really Trying	0		Skill: "Get Big", Last Available: "2018-02"
9714	Illustrated Mating Rituals of the Gallapagos	0		Skill: "Gallapagosian Mating Call", Last Available: "2018-02"
9715	blue Convincing People You Can See The Future	0		Skill: "Inscrutable Gaze", Last Available: "2018-02"
9716	Love Potions and the Wizards who Mix Them	0		Skill: "Love Mixology", Last Available: "2018-02"
9717	They'll Love You In Rhinestones	0		Skill: "Acquire Rhinestones", Last Available: "2018-02"
9718	jittery Silly Little Love Song	0		Skill: "Paul's Passionate Pop Song", Last Available: "2018-02"
9719	Jack Frost's Lo Pan's genie's turbane	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2018-02"
9720	gray prompt Temple Grandin's genie's scimitar	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2018-02"
9721	twirling toasty slick genie's pants	0		Moxie: +10, Hot Damage: +5, Last Available: "2018-02"
9722	yellow genie's bracers of vim and vigor of Gandalf	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Last Available: "2018-02"
9723	greedy reassuring psychic's circlet	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2018-02"
9724	ghostly frosty veiny psychic's crystal ball	0		Maximum HP: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2018-02"
9725	hardened sage psychic's pslacks	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Damage Reduction: 3, Last Available: "2018-02"
9726	nippy steel-toed psychic's amulet	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Cold Damage: +10, Last Available: "2018-02"
9727	thick rotten skewed yellow heart-shaped candy whetstone	5	crappy	Last Available: "2018-02"
9728	normal Swedish massage fish	4	good	Last Available: "2018-02"
9729	acceptable practically non-alcoholic spinning Third Base	1	good	Last Available: "2018-02"
9730	aged skewed Bustle Hustler	3	awesome	Last Available: "2018-02"
9731	deionized flattened huge Fabiotion	0		Effect: "There Is A Spoon", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2018-02"
9732	irradiated Bettie page	0		Effect: "Well Owl Be!", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2018-02"
9733	alkaline alkaline tonic o' Banderas	0		Effect: "Bloody Bloody Bloody!", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2018-02"
9734	liquefied fuchsia heather graham cracker	0		Effect: "Bootyliciousness", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2018-02"
9735	Lolsipop	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9736	spinning heart cozy	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9737	eaves droppers	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9738	personal graffiti kit	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9739	tumbling Mysterious Red Box	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9740	wobbly Mysterious Green Box	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9741	Mysterious Blue Box	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9742	squat Mysterious Black Box	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9743	moist anodized pulsating rainbow jellybean	0		Effect: "Vital", Effect Duration: 48
9744	improved irradiated mystery lollipop	0		Effect: "Tiki Temerity", Effect Duration: 44
9745	Love Potion #0	0		Effect: "Tainted Love Potion", Effect Duration: 20
9746	cold-filtered wet shaking rhinestone	0		Effect: "Sparkly!", Effect Duration: 29
9747	twirling 1,960 pok&eacute;dollar bill	0		
9748	shaking metandienone	0		
9749	wobbly riboflavin	0		
9750	ghostly bronze	0		
9751	piracetam	0		
9752	ultracalcium	0		
9753	ghostly yellow ginseng	0		
9754	Team Avarice cap of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50
9755	stylish Team Sloth cap	0		Moxie: +25
9756	skewed slick Team Wrath cap	0		Moxie: +10
9757	Mu cap of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20
9758	Thwaitgold metabug statuette	0		
9759	Pok&eacute;fam Guide to Capturing All of Them	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-03"
9760	upside-down packet of tall grass seeds	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9761	skewed Pok&eacute;-Gro fertilizer	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9762	Globmule	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9763	upside-down fuchsia Bluzzard	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9764	Faux	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9765	mirror Sledgehamster	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9766	spinning Pimpsqueak	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9767	huge huge Pillowbug	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9768	Dressage	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9769	Sequestrian	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9770	tumbling Carpricorn	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9771	green Turpin	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9772	Morphan	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9773	bouncing red Cycloney	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9774	Peaclock	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9775	Turtive	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9776	squat Lepardner	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9777	Aiolion	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9778	Waifuton	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9779	Gorillape	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9780	Wendtigo	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9781	Snoutlet	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9782	Ruffalo	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9783	spinning Vaporpoise	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9784	Ghosprey	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9785	Straypler	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9786	Flan	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9787	squat Mustardigrade	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9788	Ched	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9789	Gazelleton	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9790	fuchsia Mechamelion	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9791	Bicycle	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9792	blurry Vamprey	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9793	Wullabye	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9794	mirror bouncing Nursine	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9795	yellow Cantelope	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9796	Ungulant	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9797	Caramel	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9798	Oppossum	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9799	Amanitee	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9800	Smashmoth	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9801	Vulgure	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9802	skewed Squib	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9803	Trafikoan	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9804	blurry shaking Slotter	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9805	cyan Shudder	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9806	Glamare	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9807	Unspeakachu	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9808	narrow green Stooper	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9809	Disgeist	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9810	gray blurry pulsating Bowlet	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9811	Cornbeefadon	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9812	Mu	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9813	spinning Glum berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9814	pulsating Egnaro berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9815	blurry Sitrep berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9816	Nadsat berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9817	olive Jamocha berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9818	teal Tapioc berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9819	Snarf berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9820	Keese berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9821	huge upside-down luck incense	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Item Drop: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-03"
9822	shell bell	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-03"
9823	blurry muscle band	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-03"
9824	amulet coin	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Meat Drop: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-03"
9825	jittery shaking razor fang	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-03"
9826	smoke ball	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-03"
9827	blue rocket	0		
9828	dried blue magnificent oyster egg	1		
9829	boiled brilliant oyster egg	1		
9830	dried pulsating glistening oyster egg	1		
9831	denatured pulsating scintillating oyster egg	1		
9832	denatured teal huge pearlescent oyster egg	1		
9833	dehydrated blurry ghostly squat lustrous oyster egg	1		Effect: "Aspect of the Twinklefairy", Effect Duration: 30
9834	powdered gleaming oyster egg	1		
9835	skewed FantasyRealm membership packet	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-04"
9836	yellow FantasyRealm guest pass	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9837	toasty forbidden FantasyRealm G. E. M. of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Hot Damage: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9838	teal Rubee&trade;	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9839	blinking rosewater-soaked FantasyRealm Warrior's Helm	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2018-04"
9840	yellow baleful FantasyRealm Mage's Hat	0		Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2018-04"
9841	narrow FantasyRealm Rogue's Mask of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Last Available: "2018-04"
9842	lump of bauxite	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
9843	zippy Da Vinci's &quot;Remember the Trees&quot; Shirt of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Experience (Mysticality): +5, Initiative: +20
9844	FantasyRealm key	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9845	upside-down plump mushroom	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9846	tainted marshmallow	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9847	blue Chewsick Copperbottom's notes	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9848	wobbly LyleCo premium pickaxe	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9849	upside-down shaking teal LyleCo premium rope	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9850	My First Art of War	0		Skill: "Army of Toddlers", Last Available: "2018-12"
9851	dragon aluminum ore	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9852	faerie dust	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9853	poisoned druidic s'more	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9854	druidic orb	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9855	wobbly to-go brew	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9856	ghostly flask of holy water	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9857	improved deionized Vulcanized universal antivenin	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Effect: "Optimist Primal", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2018-04"
9858	LyleCo premium monocle	0		Rubee Drop: 1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9859	LyleCo premium magnifying glass	0		Rubee Drop: 1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9860	lime green FantasyRealm tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9861	LyleCo Contractor's Manual	0		Skill: "Expert Corner-Cutter", Last Available: "2018-04"
9862	decent gigantic FantasyRealm turkey leg	7	good	Last Available: "2018-04"
9863	bad FantasyRealm mead	3	decent	Last Available: "2018-04"
9864	nasty haunch	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9865	Cheswick Copperbottom's compass	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9866	arrest warrant	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9867	hero's skull	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9868	mirror grolblin rum	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9869	normal blinking druidic s'more	3	good	Last Available: "2018-04"
9870	denatured sachet of powder	1		Last Available: "2018-04"
9871	perfectly mixed mourning wine	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2018-04"
9872	pulsating sanctified cola	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9873	red map to the Towering Mountains	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9874	olive map to the Mystic Wood	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9875	map to the Putrid Swamp	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9876	map to the Cursed Village	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9877	bouncing map to the Sprawling Cemetery	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9878	normal tiny denastified haunch	1	good	Last Available: "2018-04"
9879	mediocre extra-dry bad rum and good cola	5	decent	Last Available: "2018-04"
9880	tarnished dry quadruple-nitrogenated Potion of Heroism	0		Effect: "Fratty Flavor", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2018-04"
9881	wobbly inspector's veiny leggings of the Spider Queen of bravery	0		Maximum HP: +10, Spooky Resistance: +5, Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2018-04"
9882	Jeselnik's fortified razor-sharp Master Thief's utility belt	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Damage Absorption: +60, Sleaze Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9883	greasy sinister brawny Duke Vampire's regal cloak	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2018-04"
9884	chilly coward's Dragonscale breastplate of the sweet-tooth	0		Monster Level: -20, Cold Damage: +5, Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2018-04"
9885	Oprah's belt of Ogrekind of doom of the sweet-tooth	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Candy Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9886	cyan MacGyver's healthy The Ghoul King's ghoulottes of temperance	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Maximum MP: +100, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2018-04"
9887	wicked Fonzie's nozzle of the Phoenix of temperance	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Spell Damage: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2018-04"
9888	shaking frightening sinister Herculean the Archwizard's briefs	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2018-04"
9889	tumbling wool ruddy brawny the Ley Incursion's waist	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Cold Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9890	rosewater-soaked rosy-cheeked shield of the Skeleton Lord of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2018-04"
9891	supercool ring of the Skeleton Lord of the blizzard of Flo-Jo	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Initiative: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9892	rock-hard scepter of the Skeleton Lord of the pedagogue of Flo-Jo	0		Experience: +3, Damage Reduction: 5, Initiative: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9893	aromatic scandalous healthy deadfall branch of the cheetah	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Sleaze Damage: +5, Stench Resistance: +1, Initiative: +60
9894	scorching sizzling MacGyver's cool Staff of Kitchen Royalty of Leguizamo	0		Moxie: +5, Maximum MP: +100, Monster Level: +20, Hot Damage: 35, Last Available: "2018-04"
9895	jittery charged druidic orb	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9896	pulsating dragon slaying sword	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9897	notarized arrest warrant	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9898	mediocre shaking two meat muck	4	decent	
9899	flavorless small chocolate Ogre Chieftain	2	decent	
9900	normal purple chocolate &quot;Phoenix&quot;	3	good	
9901	small bland chocolate Spider Queen	2	decent	
9902	perfectly mixed irresponsibly strong mirror hipster cocktail	9	EPIC	
9903	green God Lobster's Scepter	0		Equips On: "God Lobster", Familiar Effect: "small fairy/lep", Last Available: "2018-05"
9904	God Lobster's Ring	0		Equips On: "God Lobster", Familiar Effect: "sombrero", Last Available: "2018-05"
9905	God Lobster's Rod	0		Equips On: "God Lobster", Familiar Effect: "whelp", Last Available: "2018-05"
9906	God Lobster's Robe	0		Equips On: "God Lobster", Familiar Effect: "block", Last Available: "2018-05"
9907	God Lobster's Crown	0		Equips On: "God Lobster", Familiar Effect: "fairy", Last Available: "2018-05"
9908	Dish of Clarified Butter	0		Last Available: "2018-05"
9909	G	0		
9910	Garland of Greatness	0		
9911	mirror gattoo	0		
9912	shaking A-Boo glue	0		
9913	huge glued A-Boo clue	0		
9914	twirling crude oil congealer	0		
9915	flavorless good guava	3	decent	
9916	bad gin and ginger	3	decent	
9917	tumbling Thwaitgold chigger statuette	0		
9918	dehydrated wobbly huge gaseous gravy	1		
9919	SongBoom&trade; BoomBox	0		Last Available: "2018-06"
9920	narrow SongBoom&trade; BoomBox Box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-06"
9921	A Guide to Safari	0		Skill: "Experience Safari"
9922	wet dry Shielding Potion	0		Effect: "Bureaucratized", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2018-06"
9923	nitrogenated triple-pickled Punching Potion	0		Effect: "Squirming Like a Toad", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2018-06"
9924	Special Seasoning	0		Last Available: "2018-06"
9925	denatured bouncing cyan pulsating Nightmare Fuel	1		Last Available: "2018-06"
9926	Gathered Meat-Clip	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
9927	Bastille Battalion control rig crate	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-07"
9928	Bastille Battalion control rig	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-07"
9929	mirror fireproof medical-grade Brutal brogues of dire peril of the bloodbag	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Maximum HP: +100, Hot Resistance: +3, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-07"
9930	gray therapeutic forbidden beefy Draftsman's driving gloves of courage	0		Muscle: +10, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Spooky Resistance: +3, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-07"
9931	knitted dog trainer's Nouveau nosering of the brute of incineration	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Experience (familiar): +1, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Cold Resistance: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-07"
9932	anodized sharkfin gumbo	0		Effect: "Nature's Bounty", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2018-07"
9933	modified Vulcanized liquefied boiling broth	0		Effect: "Squatting and Thrusting", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2018-07"
9934	super-altered squat interrogative elixir	0		Effect: "On a Roll", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2018-07"
9935	Bastille Battalion Fondue Trophy	0		Last Available: "2018-07"
9936	Bastille Battalion tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2018-07"
9937	Bastille Battalion cheese wheel	0		Last Available: "2018-07"
9938	Bastille Battalion control rig loaner voucher	0		Last Available: "2018-07"
9939	kitten burglar	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-07"
9940	burglar/sleep mask	0		Last Available: "2018-07"
9941	Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette	0		
9942	mirror Neverending Party invitation envelope	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-09"
9943	olive Neverending Party guest pass	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9944	sizzling lion tamer's PARTY HARD T-shirt of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Experience (familiar): +2, Hot Damage: +10, Last Available: "2018-09"
9945	tumbling Neverending Party favor	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9946	deluxe Neverending Party favor	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9947	gas can	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9948	enchanted aged Middle of the Road&trade; brand whiskey	4	awesome	Effect: "Tingling Feeling", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2018-09"
9949	neverending wallet chain	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9950	cyan mansplainer's pentagram bandana of the brazier	0		Monster Level: +15, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2018-09"
9951	experienced skull ring	0		Experience: +2, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-09"
9952	electronics kit	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9953	adequate shaking PB&J with the crusts cut off	3	good	Last Available: "2018-09"
9954	purple fireproof wool dorky glasses	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Hot Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-09"
9955	fireproof double-paned ponytail clip	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2018-09"
9956	olive lion tamer's paint palette	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paint Job", Last Available: "2018-09"
9957	unremarkable duffel bag	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9958	vaporized blurry Purple Beast energy drink	1		Last Available: "2018-09"
9959	cyan blinking cosmetic football of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Last Available: "2018-09"
9960	sinister wizardly shoe ad T-shirt	0		Mysticality: +25, Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2018-09"
9961	curative pump-up high-tops	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-09"
9962	extra-Vulcanized twirling pulsating runproof mascara	0		Effect: "Concentrated Concentration", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2018-09"
9963	very small dress	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9964	horrifying deadly noticeable pumps	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Spooky Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-09"
9965	surprisingly capacious handbag	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9966	weak bad everfull glass	2	???	Last Available: "2018-09"
9967	van key	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9968	jam band bootleg	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9969	denim jacket of dire peril of the sweet-tooth	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2018-09"
9970	Sherlock's foul-smelling ratty knitted cap	0		Stench Damage: +10, Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2018-09"
9972	upside-down bouncing aromatic baleful intimidating chainsaw	0		Spell Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-09"
9973	bad blue party beer bomb	4	decent	Last Available: "2018-09"
9974	stale sweet party mix	4	decent	Last Available: "2018-09"
9975	compressed party balloon	1		Last Available: "2018-09"
9976	ribald horrifying party pants	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +10, Last Available: "2018-09"
9977	censurious knitted stylish party whip	0		Moxie: +25, Cold Resistance: +3, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2018-09"
9978	Party Planning on a Budget	0		Skill: "Budget Conscious", Last Available: "2018-09"
9979	drinkable TRIO cup of beer	3	good	Last Available: "2018-09"
9980	moldy small party platter for one	2	crappy	Last Available: "2018-09"
9981	vaporized skewed Party-in-a-Can&trade;	1		Last Available: "2018-09"
9982	party pup	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9983	rosewater-soaked Annie Oakley's party crasher	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Stench Resistance: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Party Crash", Last Available: "2018-09"
9984	purple Living to Drink, Drinking to Live	0		Last Available: "2018-09", Skill: "Drinking to Drink"
9985	Party Tattoo&trade; gift certificate	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9986	upside-down party mouse hat	0		Familiar Weight: +5
9987	latte lovers member's mug	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Throw Latte on Opponent", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Offer Latte to Opponent", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Gulp Latte", Last Available: "2018-10"
9988	latte lovers club card	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-10"
9989	voter registration form	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-11"
9990	perfumed &quot;I Voted!&quot; sticker	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-11"
9991	absentee voter ballot	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
9992	spinning snake skin	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
9993	Usain Bolt's zippy snakeskin thighboots	0		Initiative: 100, Last Available: "2018-11"
9994	fuchsia forbidden smooth snakeskin cowboy hat	0		Moxie: +15, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2018-11"
9995	Van der Graaf veiny snakeskin jacket	0		Maximum HP: +10, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2018-11"
9996	slime glob	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
9997	slime glob	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
9998	slime glob	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
9999	blinking wool chaotic hale slime waders	0		Maximum HP: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2018-11"
10001	huge zippy knitted careful slime fedora	0		Monster Level: -10, Cold Resistance: +3, Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2018-11"
10002	nippy chilly medical-grade slime knuckles	0		Cold Damage: 15, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2018-11"
10003	government requisition form	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
10004	chilly steel-toed government-issued slacks of the glutton	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Cold Damage: +5, Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2018-11"
10005	rosewater-soaked sizzling Fonzie's government-issued eyeshade	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Hot Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2018-11"
10006	skewed scandalous stiffened government-issued necktie of the brazier	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-11"
10007	narrow narrow up-at-dawn miser's scandalous mutant arm	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +10, Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2018-11"
10008	twirling green lightning-fast cool mutant legs of the detective	0		Moxie: +5, Item Drop: +20, Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2018-11"
10009	stanky sharpshooter's groovy mutant crown	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2018-11"
10010	decent ghostly ectoplasm	3	good	Last Available: "2018-11"
10011	flavorless	3	decent	Last Available: "2018-11"
10012	artisanal bottle of vodka	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2018-11"
10013	moldy pizza	3	crappy	Last Available: "2018-11"
10014	smooth martini	4	awesome	Last Available: "2018-11"
10015	diet flavorless upside-down cherry pie	1	decent	Last Available: "2018-11"
10016	watered-down artisanal red eggnog	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2018-11"
10017	glob of undifferentiated tissue	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
10018	moldy mirror Hell ramen	4	crappy	Last Available: "2018-11"
10019	acceptable gimlet	3	good	Last Available: "2018-11"
10020	acceptable fuchsia twice-haunted screwdriver	3	good	Last Available: "2018-11"
10021	enchanted adequate candy cane	3	good	Effect: "The Halls of Mysticality", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2018-12"
10022	watered-down delicious twirling runny fermented egg	2	awesome	Last Available: "2018-12"
10023	spoiled miniature oldcake	2	crappy	Last Available: "2018-12"
10024	bland traditional Crimbo cookie	4	decent	Last Available: "2023-06"
10025	huge narrow lard-coated plastic wild beaver	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2018-12"
10026	fuchsia plastic reindeer of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2018-12"
10027	Lo Pan's plastic Caf&eacute; Elf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Last Available: "2018-12"
10028	scandalous plastic orphan	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Last Available: "2018-12"
10029	plastic Abuela Crimbo of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2018-12"
10030	mirror yule pup	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10031	blurry Braindeer	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10032	Crimbo dog sweater	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10033	upside-down thinker's pristine walrus tusk of the brazier	0		Mysticality: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2018-12"
10034	thick walrus blubber	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10035	MacGyver's baleful Staff of Frozen Lard of the scaredy-cat	0		Spell Damage: +25, Maximum MP: +100, Monster Level: -15, Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2018-12"
10036	red bomb	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10037	wobbly plastic bazooka	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10038	pulsating mooseflank	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10039	small decent shaking huge grilled mooseflank	2	good	Last Available: "2018-12"
10040	small yummy moosemeat pie	2	awesome	Last Available: "2018-12"
10041	steel-toed balanced antler	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Last Available: "2018-12"
10042	mirror cool dam	0		Moxie: +5, Last Available: "2018-12"
10043	drinkable beavermouth	3	good	Last Available: "2018-12"
10044	fancy bad irresponsibly strong beaver punch (papaya)	8	decent	Effect: "Savage Beast Inside", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2018-12"
10045	artisanal beaver punch (peach)	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2018-12"
10046	mediocre beaver punch (cherry)	3	decent	Last Available: "2018-12"
10047	maroon shaking frosty beefy Canadian lantern	0		Muscle: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2018-12"
10048	olive beefcake's muskox-skin cap	0		Muscle: +25, Last Available: "2018-12"
10049	Boxing Day care package	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-12"
10050	bland big glass of raw eggs	5	decent	Last Available: "2018-12"
10051	drinkable punch-drunk punch	3	good	Last Available: "2018-12"
10052	twisted body spradium	1		Last Available: "2018-12"
10053	deadly bauxite beret	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Last Available: "2018-12"
10054	ruddy bauxite boxers	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2018-12"
10055	family-friendly bauxite bow-tie	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-12"
10056	skewed Boxing Day Pass	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10057	Kramco Industries packing carton	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-01"
10058	electrified curative experienced Kramco Sausage-o-Matic&trade; of the cougar of the storm	0		Moxie: +20, Experience: +2, Maximum MP Percent: +40, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2019-01"
10059	sausage casing	0		Last Available: "2019-01"
10060	stale sausage	4	decent	Last Available: "2019-01"
10061	crafty brawny red-hot sausage fork	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Maximum MP: +10, Last Available: "2019-01"
10062	bag of sausage links	0		Last Available: "2019-01"
10063	ghostly wobbly sausage golem	0		Last Available: "2019-01"
10064	jar of relish	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10065	Toyleporter	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10066	weak mediocre beer	2	decent	Last Available: "2018-12"
10067	diet bland wobbly yule gruel	1	decent	Last Available: "2018-12"
10068	practically non-alcoholic tolerable hot watered rum	1	good	Last Available: "2018-12"
10069	bad bottle of Crimbognac	3	decent	Last Available: "2018-12"
10070	jumbo moldy Crimboysters Rockefeller	5	crappy	Last Available: "2018-12"
10071	twisted Crimbeau de toilette	1		Last Available: "2018-12"
10072	Crimbo candle	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10073	Carol of the Bulls	0		Skill: "Carol of the Bulls", Last Available: "2018-12"
10074	Carol of the Bulls (used)	0		Skill: "Carol of the Bulls", Last Available: "2018-12"
10075	Carol of the Hells	0		Skill: "Carol of the Hells", Last Available: "2018-12"
10076	Carol of the Hells (used)	0		Skill: "Carol of the Hells", Last Available: "2018-12"
10077	tumbling Carol of the Thrills	0		Skill: "Carol of the Thrills", Last Available: "2018-12"
10078	red Carol of the Thrills (used)	0		Skill: "Carol of the Thrills", Last Available: "2018-12"
10079	jittery frightening supercharged Crimbolex watch of the businessman	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Spooky Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-12", Nonstackable Watch, Rollover Effect Duration: 100
10080	Crimbo tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10081	blinking horrifying weightlifter's hand-knitted Crimbo socks	0		Muscle: +15, Spooky Damage: +25, Item Drop: +5
10082	spinning inspector's chalk chlamys of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2019-12"
10083	shaking Herculean chalk chain of Gandalf	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10084	supercharged chalk chalice of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2019-12"
10085	skewed perfumed knitted chalk chinos	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2019-12"
10086	hale chalk chapeau of temperance	0		Maximum HP: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2019-12"
10087	forbidden chalk choker of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10088	pickled chalk chunks	1		Effect: "Nigh-Invincible", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2019-12"
10089	modified candy chalk	0		Effect: "Less Pervious", Effect Duration: 16
10090	manspreader's wholesome marble maebari	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Monster Level: +10, Last Available: "2019-12", Thorns: 1
10091	shaking resourceful marble mantle of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Maximum MP: +50, Last Available: "2019-12", Thorns: 1
10092	pulsating reassuring electrified marble magnet	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12", Thorns: 1
10093	blue marble mignonette bowl of terror of the sweet-tooth	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2019-12", Thorns: 1
10094	stylish marble medallion of the early riser	0		Moxie: +25, Adventures: +7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12", Thorns: 1
10095	Jeselnik's Van der Graaf marble mariachi hat	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2019-12", Thorns: 1
10096	modified marble molecules	1		Effect: "Graham Crackling", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2019-12"
10097	oxidized double-activated Mallomarbles	0		Effect: "Litterboxing", Effect Duration: 68
10098	aromatic punching bag of the glutton	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Food Drop: +100, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paraffin Prism", Last Available: "2020-12"
10099	bouncing mansplainer's beefy pith helmet	0		Muscle: +10, Monster Level: +15, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paraffin Prism", Last Available: "2020-12"
10100	friendly electrified poncho	0		Familiar Weight: +3, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paraffin Prism", Last Available: "2020-12"
10101	up-at-dawn pendant of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Adventures: +5, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paraffin Prism", Last Available: "2020-12"
10102	electrified dance instructor's palazzos	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paraffin Prism", Last Available: "2020-12"
10103	greedy shellacked pseudoaccordion	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Meat Drop: +20, Song Duration: 5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paraffin Prism", Last Available: "2020-12"
10104	denatured jittery pieces	1		Last Available: "2020-12"
10105	irradiated chilled magnetized Para-Pop	0		Effect: "Bestial Sympathy", Effect Duration: 56
10106	sizzling savvy terra cotta truss	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Hot Damage: +10, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Terra Cotta Army", Last Available: "2020-12"
10107	Annie Oakley's MacGyver's terra cotta trousers	0		Maximum MP: +100, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Terra Cotta Army", Last Available: "2020-12"
10108	greasy terra cotta tongs of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Terra Cotta Army", Last Available: "2020-12"
10109	twirling greedy gravedigger's terra cotta train	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Terra Cotta Army", Last Available: "2020-12"
10110	olive friendly brawny terra cotta tie tack	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Familiar Weight: +3, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Terra Cotta Army", Last Available: "2020-12"
10111	asbestos-lined sinister terra cotta tambourine	0		Spell Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Terra Cotta Army", Last Available: "2020-12"
10112	boiled teal terra cotta tidbits	1		Last Available: "2020-12"
10113	magnetized terra panna cotta	0		Effect: "Berry Critical", Effect Duration: 69
10114	tumbling slick wizardly velour voulge	0		Mysticality: +25, Moxie: +10, Last Available: "2021-12"
10115	lime green chaotic strapping velour vambraces	0		Muscle: +5, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10116	teal blinking knitted velour veil of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Cold Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10117	Annie Oakley's velour viscometer of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10118	narrow upside-down lard-coated velour valise of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2021-12"
10119	prompt velour vaqueros of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2021-12"
10120	boiled velour veneer	1		Last Available: "2021-12"
10121	energized mirror Velougats&trade;	0		Effect: "Go-Gone", Effect Duration: 19
10122	auspicious savvy glass suspenders	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Item Drop: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10123	coward's glass shield of horror	0		Monster Level: -20, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2021-12"
10124	glass stetson of the bloodbag of horror	0		Maximum HP: +100, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2021-12"
10125	Socratic glass spectacles of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10126	rosy-cheeked glass shiv of doom	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2021-12"
10127	wobbly spinning sage glass serape of the detective	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2021-12"
10128	modified glass shards	1		Last Available: "2021-12"
10129	boiled squat hard candy	0		Effect: "Educated (Sorta)", Effect Duration: 13
10130	shaking bouncing scandalous fortified loofah lumberjack's hat	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Sleaze Damage: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Loofah Head-Scratch", Last Available: "2022-12"
10131	thinker's loofah lei of Tarzan	0		Mysticality: +10, Experience (Muscle): +3, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Loofah Lei Lasso", Last Available: "2022-12"
10132	razor-sharp loofah lederhosen of terror	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Loofah Hosenzittern", Last Available: "2022-12"
10133	stanky therapeutic loofah ladle	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Loofah Stew", Last Available: "2022-12"
10134	manspreader's supercool loofah legwarmers	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Monster Level: +10, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Loofah Leglifts", Last Available: "2022-12"
10135	brawny loofah lavalier of Tarzan	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Experience (Muscle): +3, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Loofah Lava", Last Available: "2022-12"
10136	vaporized loofah lumps	1		Last Available: "2022-12"
10137	moist deionized cyan chocolate-covered loofah	0		Effect: "You Know What's Up", Effect Duration: 69
10138	censurious savvy flagstone flag	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Flagellate", Last Available: "2022-12"
10139	friendly flagstone flail of terror	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Flagflog", Last Available: "2022-12"
10140	occult beefcake's flagstone flip-flops	0		Muscle: +25, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Flagstone Flap Flip", Last Available: "2022-12"
10141	family-friendly flagstone fez of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Flagstone Fez Ritual", Last Available: "2022-12"
10142	bouncing curative flagstone fleece of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Flagstone Fleece Flex", Last Available: "2022-12"
10143	upside-down Rosewater's flagstone fringe of chilblains	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Cold Damage: +25, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Flagstone Foxtrot", Last Available: "2022-12"
10144	dehydrated flagstone flagments	1		Last Available: "2022-12"
10145	improved pressed Flag by the Foot&trade;	0		Effect: "Super-Mega-Ultra-Hyper-Charged", Effect Duration: 18
10146	elf sleeper agent	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-12"
10147	pulsating red-and-green microcamera	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10148	cobbled-together Meat detector of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-12"
10149	boiled blurry narrow tin thermos of chai	0		Effect: "Blessing of the Pervy Noodles", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2019-12"
10150	altered ghostly green prototype stimulant	1		Effect: "Holiday Bliss", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2019-12"
10151	resourceful tailored vest	0		Maximum MP: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-12"
10152	sew-on bandage	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10153	maroon really nice net	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10154	blinking occult elf army poncho	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-12"
10155	half-sized moldy elf army field rations	2	crappy	Last Available: "2019-12"
10156	cyan gingernade	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10157	Usain Bolt's boxer's discarded bowtie	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Initiative: +80, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-12"
10158	drinkable martiny	4	good	Last Available: "2019-12"
10159	tryptophan dart	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10160	non-modified ghostly licorice snake	0		Effect: "Haunted Liver", Effect Duration: 54
10161	denatured tumbling virgin jello shot	0		Effect: "In Tuna", Effect Duration: 56
10162	ionized mutated candy lump	0		Effect: "Voracious Gorging", Effect Duration: 52
10163	quantum dry colloidal green government-issued candy	0		Effect: "Ooh, Salty!", Effect Duration: 36
10164	galvanized jittery Pneumo bar	0		Effect: "Patent Avarice", Effect Duration: 37
10165	mint condition Lil' Doctor&trade; bag	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-02"
10166	ghostly Tesla clever Lil' Doctor&trade; bag	0		Maximum MP: +20, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Otoscope", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Reflex Hammer", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Chest X-Ray", Last Available: "2019-02"
10168	blood bag	0		
10169	spoiled ghostly bloodstick	4	crappy	
10170	bad irresponsibly strong enchanted bottle of Sanguiovese	7	decent	Effect: "Hennaliciousness", Effect Duration: 40
10171	normal bite-sized narrow actual blood sausage	1	good	
10172	artisanal mulled blood	3	EPIC	
10173	decent blood snowcone	4	good	
10174	fancy aged lime green Red Russian	3	awesome	Effect: "Boletus Swoletus", Effect Duration: 30
10175	normal diet enchanted blood roll-up	1	good	Effect: "Chilblains of the Corn", Effect Duration: 10
10176	mediocre strong blurry bottle of blood	5	decent	
10177	spoiled snack-sized blood-soaked sponge cake	2	crappy	
10178	drinkable fortified vampagne	5	good	
10179	stale plain snowcone	4	decent	
10180	Booke of Vampyric Knowledge	0		
10181	money bag	0		
10182	squat money bag	0		
10183	gray money bag	0		
10184	Thwaitgold mosquito statuette	0		
10185	bucket of Vampyre blood	0		
10186	blood knife	0		Lasts Until Rollover
10187	PirateRealm membership packet	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-04"
10188	PirateRealm guest pass	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10189	wicked Da Vinci's strapping PirateRealm eyepatch	0		Muscle: +5, Experience (Mysticality): +5, Spell Damage: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10190	bloody harpoon	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10191	compass	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10192	skull key	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10193	curious anemometer	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10194	Red Roger's flag	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10195	Glass Jack's spyglass	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10196	upside-down recursed compass	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10197	tomb-opener	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10198	Red Roger's map	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10199	yummy crabsicle	4	awesome	Last Available: "2019-04"
10200	melty plastic grenade	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10201	perfectly mixed pulsating bottle of dark rhum	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2019-04"
10202	lousy bottle of extra-dark rhum	4	decent	Last Available: "2019-04"
10203	triple-distilled bad lime green bottle of super-extra-dark rhum	7	decent	Last Available: "2019-04"
10204	pressed twirling pirate shaving cream	0		Effect: "Nigh-Invincible", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2019-04"
10205	reassuring conquistador's breastplate of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Spooky Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2019-04"
10206	toasty hardened pirate pantaloons	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Hot Damage: +5, Last Available: "2019-04"
10207	[glitch season reward name]	0		
10208	signal fragment	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10209	upside-down windicle	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10210	miser's pirate radio ring of the cheetah	0		Meat Drop: +10, Initiative: +60, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-04"
10211	tumbling Island Drinkin', a Tiki Mixology Odyssey	0		Skill: "Tiki Mixology", Last Available: "2019-04"
10212	gigantic rotten pineapple slab	9	crappy	Last Available: "2019-04"
10213	stale thick hibiscus petal	5	decent	Last Available: "2019-04"
10214	wet oxidized purple huge mint leaf	0		Effect: "Sweet Nostalgia", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2019-04"
10215	jittery cocoa of youth	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10216	mixed blue ice molecule	1		Effect: "Rushin' Hands", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2019-04"
10217	gray Red Roger's reliquary	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10218	skewed purple Red Roger's right hand	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10219	Red Roger's left hand	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10220	olive spinning Red Roger's right foot	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-04"
10221	shaking Red Roger's left foot	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-04"
10222	Red Roger's skull	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10223	distilled pewter shavings	1		Last Available: "2019-04"
10224	Red Roger tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10225	PirateRealm fun-a-log	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10226	upside-down steel-toed plush sea serpent	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Monster Level: -100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-04"
10227	adequate pirate fork	3	???	Last Available: "2019-04"
10228	bouncing Scurvy and Sobriety Prevention	0		Skill: "Prevent Scurvy and Sobriety", Last Available: "2019-04"
10229	ring	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-04"
10230	upside-down coward's Fonzie's piratical blunderbuss	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Monster Level: -20, Last Available: "2019-04"
10231	Oprah's shellacked grievous PirateRealm party hat	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Damage Reduction: 7, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2019-04"
10232	watered-down artisanal Island Landslide	2	super EPIC	Last Available: "2019-04"
10233	artisanal Island Thunderstorm	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2019-04"
10234	triple-distilled perfectly mixed Island Hurricane	7	EPIC	Last Available: "2019-04"
10235	drinkable blinking skewed Skull Punch	3	good	Last Available: "2019-04"
10236	mediocre Electric Punch	3	decent	Last Available: "2019-04"
10237	triple-distilled mediocre Smuggler's Punch	6	decent	Last Available: "2019-04"
10238	hand-crafted Scorpion Bowl	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2019-04"
10239	bad practically non-alcoholic Turtle Bowl	1	decent	Last Available: "2019-04"
10240	lousy Cobra Bowl	4	decent	Last Available: "2019-04"
10241	twirling huge vampyric cloake pattern	0		Free Pull
10242	rosy-cheeked occult Socratic stylish beefy vampyric cloake	0		Muscle: +10, Moxie: +25, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Become a Wolf", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Become a Cloud of Mist", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Become a Bat", Last Available: "2019-03"
10243	upside-down plastic pirate hat	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10244	extra-aerosolized super-moist jittery one piece of bubble gum	0		Effect: "Tasting the Rainbow", Effect Duration: 30
10245	arcanoferric housing	0		
10246	maroon intact medium-wave antenna	0		
10247	18-picohertz resonator crystal	0		
10248	skewed tumbling blown-out speaker cone	0		
10249	overloaded short-pulse transistor	0		
10250	pulsating Fourth of May Cosplay Saber kit	0		Free Pull
10251	prompt weightlifter's Fourth of May Cosplay Saber of terror	0		Muscle: +15, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Adventures: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Use the Force", Last Available: "2019-05"
10252	ring	0		Single Equip
10253	twirling Thwaitgold nymph statuette	0		
10254	ghostly shaking gravedigger's smelly sharpshooter's Tesla clever hardy hale ruddy razor-sharp arcane researcher's hewn moon-rune spoon of doom	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Maximum HP: 70, Maximum MP: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Alters Page Text, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Dragoon Platoon", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spittoon Monsoon", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Festoon Buffoon", Last Available: "2019-06", Rollover Effect Duration: 50
10255	teal cartoon harpoon	0		Last Available: "2019-06"
10256	lime green rune-strewn spoon cocoon	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-06"
10257	Beach Comb Box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-07"
10258	upside-down greedy veiny sage Beach Comb	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Maximum HP: +10, Meat Drop: +20, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Beach Combo", Last Available: "2019-07"
10259	grain of sand	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10260	small pile of sand	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10261	pile of sand	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10262	pile of sand	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10263	squat empty hourglass	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10264	hourglass	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10265	etched hourglass	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10266	extra-anodized magenta seashell	0		Effect: "Sugary Tongue", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2019-07"
10267	dry alkaline wobbly wobbly cyan seashell	0		Effect: "Limber as Mortimer", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2019-07"
10268	pressed jittery gray seashell	0		Effect: "Mo' Hobo", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2019-07"
10269	liquefied pickled oxidized seashell	0		Effect: "Blood-Gorged", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2019-07"
10270	improved dry twirling seashell	0		Effect: "Memory of Attractiveness", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2019-07"
10271	bunch of sea grapes	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10272	special mediocre bottle of sea wine	3	decent	Effect: "Trufflin'", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2019-07"
10273	dehydrated jittery kelp	1		Last Available: "2019-07"
10274	skewed skewed prompt reassuring smelly Socratic beefcake's driftwood hat of the bloodbag of Calamity Jane of Gandalf of the scaredy-cat	0		Muscle: +25, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Maximum HP: +100, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Monster Level: -15, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +1, Adventures: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-07"
10275	electrified vibrating steel-toed stiffened occult Fonzie's smooth strapping driftwood pants	0		Muscle: +5, Moxie: +15, Experience (Moxie): +1, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Damage Reduction: 10, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Item Drop: +5, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-07"
10276	greedy lard-coated clever curative veiny padded driftwood bracelet of James Dean of Leguizamo of the glutton	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Damage Absorption: +20, Maximum HP: +10, Maximum MP: +20, Monster Level: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +20, Food Drop: +100, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-07"
10277	blurry huge olive scorching quilted waders of extreme caution	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Monster Level: -25, Hot Damage: +25, Last Available: "2019-07"
10278	blinking stiffened thinker's spearfish fishing spear of the sweet-tooth	0		Mysticality: +10, Damage Reduction: 1, Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2019-07"
10279	gray scandalous beefcake's rabbitfish fin of incineration	0		Muscle: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-07"
10280	cyan piece of coral	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10281	piece of driftwood	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10282	blurry stanky Socratic pirate cutlass of Leguizamo	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Monster Level: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-07"
10283	ribald Newton's wizardly tricorn hat	0		Mysticality: +25, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Sleaze Damage: +10, Last Available: "2019-07"
10284	Tesla beefcake's swash buckle of Calamity Jane	0		Muscle: +25, Critical Hit Percent: +15, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-07"
10285	lime green meteorite fragment	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10286	miser's perfumed lion tamer's meteorite earring	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Stench Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-07"
10287	ghostly smelly personal trainer's slick meteorite necklace	0		Moxie: +10, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-07"
10288	rock-hard Da Vinci's meteorite ring of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Experience (Mysticality): +5, Damage Reduction: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-07"
10289	extra-chilled chilled yellow huge Finnish Fish	0		Effect: "Petit Forbearance", Effect Duration: 38
10290	polymerized chocolate doubloon	0		Effect: "Taurus Rising", Effect Duration: 39
10291	jittery frightening driftwood beach comb of the cheetah of Flo-Jo	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Initiative: 160, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-07"
10292	Distant Woods Getaway Brochure	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-08"
10293	blurry wobbly stick of firewood	0		Last Available: "2019-08"
10294	vibrating whittled tiara of James Dean of the early riser	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2019-08"
10295	huge scandalous occult whittled shorts of horror	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +5, Last Available: "2019-08"
10296	brainy whittled flail of the dark arts of doom	0		Mysticality: +5, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2019-08"
10297	auspicious Annie Oakley's whittled wand of the blizzard	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2019-08"
10298	Da Vinci's wizardly whittled flute of doom	0		Mysticality: +25, Experience (Mysticality): +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2019-08"
10299	tumbling manspreader's crafty whittled bear figurine of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Maximum MP: +10, Monster Level: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-08"
10300	curative hardened strapping whittled owl figurine	0		Muscle: +5, Damage Reduction: 3, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-08"
10301	narrow knitted healthy whittled fox figurine of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Cold Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-08"
10302	aromatic electrified wholesome whittled walking stick of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Stench Resistance: +1, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2019-08"
10303	adequate campfire hot dog	3	good	Last Available: "2019-08"
10304	moldy jumbo ghostly campfire baked potato	5	crappy	Last Available: "2019-08"
10305	stale red campfire s'more	3	decent	Last Available: "2019-08"
10306	decent campfire beans	3	good	Last Available: "2019-08"
10307	flavorless campfire stew	4	decent	Last Available: "2019-08"
10308	jittery campfire coffee	1	good	Last Available: "2019-08"
10309	super-pressed tarnished leftover chocolate bar	0		Effect: "The Moxie of LOV", Effect Duration: 33
10310	wobbly upside-down rare Meat isotope	0		
10311	blinking burnt stick	0		Last Available: "2019-08"
10312	bundle of firewood	0		Last Available: "2019-08"
10313	campfire smoke	0		
10314	narrow Murgatroyd diode	0		
10315	signal receiver	0		
10316	mirror space shield	0		
10317	signal jammer	0		Single Equip
10318	low-pressure oxygen tank	0		Single Equip
10319	Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette	0		
10320	yummy immense space chowder	10	awesome	
10321	high-proof hand-crafted spinning space wine	10	EPIC	
10322	The Imploded World	0		Skill: "Implode Universe"
10323	mirror packaged Pocket Professor	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-09"
10324	red Pocket Professor memory chip	0		
10325	Law of Averages	0		
10332	spinning Unopened Eight Days a Week Pill Keeper	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-10"
10333	skewed avaricious greedy crafty Eight Days a Week Pill Keeper	0		Maximum MP: +10, Meat Drop: 50, Avoid Attack: 1, Last Available: "2019-10"
10334	unopened diabolic pizza cube box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-11"
10335	pulsating diabolic pizza cube	0		Last Available: "2019-11"
10336	diabolic pizza	3	???	Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-11"
10337	tasty bu&ntilde;uelos Jaliscos	4	awesome	Last Available: "2019-12"
10338	flavorless half-sized shaking flan del mar	2	decent	Last Available: "2019-12"
10339	low-calorie spoiled fancy Baja sopapilla	1	crappy	Effect: "Bastard!", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2019-12"
10340	blue energetic plastic Mer-kin baker	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2019-12"
10341	ruddy plastic sea elf	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2019-12"
10342	blurry scorching plastic yuleviathan	0		Hot Damage: +25, Last Available: "2019-12"
10343	smooth plastic dolphin &quot;orphan&quot;	0		Moxie: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10344	jittery resourceful plastic Dolph Bossin	0		Maximum MP: +50, Last Available: "2019-12"
10345	red-spotted snapper roe	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-12"
10346	adequate mana-coated yams	3	good	Last Available: "2019-11"
10347	stale mana-basted tofurkey leg	3	decent	Last Available: "2019-11"
10348	yummy mana-fortified cranberry sauce	3	awesome	Last Available: "2019-11"
10349	snack-sized moldy teal huge mana-stuffed herbal stuffing	2	crappy	Last Available: "2019-11"
10350	narrow human musk	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10351	wet moist patch of extra-warm fur	0		Effect: "Shrimpin' Ain't Easy", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2019-12"
10352	twisted wobbly industrial lubricant	1		Effect: "Frisky Spirit", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2019-12"
10353	chilled upside-down unfinished pleasure	0		Effect: "Carrrsmic", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2019-12"
10354	powdered vial of humanoid growth hormone	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10355	vaporized upside-down a bug's lymph	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10356	improved narrow organic potpourri	0		Effect: "Blessing of Bulbazinalli", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2019-12"
10357	fancy mediocre tumbling boot flask	3	decent	Effect: "Stench Jellied", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2019-12"
10358	alkaline alkaline cold-filtered teal infernal snowball	0		Effect: "Amorous Avarice", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2019-12"
10359	wobbly madness	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10360	denatured tumbling blinking fish sauce	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10361	flavorless huge guffin	8	decent	Last Available: "2019-12"
10362	distilled Shantix&trade;	1		Effect: "Spiky Hair", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2019-12"
10363	goodberry	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10364	diluted green squat non-Euclidean angle	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10365	galvanized pulsating peppermint syrup	0		Effect: "Almost Cool", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2019-12"
10366	polymerized Vulcanized Mer-kin eyedrops	0		Effect: "Elron's Explosive Etude", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2019-12"
10367	pickled wobbly extra-strength goo	0		Effect: "Ocelot Eyes", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2019-12"
10368	mirror envelope full of Meat	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10369	boiled lime green livid energy	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10370	micronova	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10371	twisted spinning beggin' cologne	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10372	blinking electrified Sinatra's oxygenated eggnog helmet	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Adventure Underwater, Last Available: "2019-12"
10373	hand-knitted diving booties	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10374	peppermint harpoon gun	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10375	galvanized irradiated huge wobbly concentrated fish broth	0		Effect: "Sucrose-Colored Glasses", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2019-12"
10376	non-irradiated huge red liquid SONAR	0		Effect: "Initiative and Let Die", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2019-12"
10377	map to Dolph Bossin's hideout	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-12"
10378	Dolph Bossin's charity note	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-12"
10379	flame-retardant dangerous Dolph Bossin's Crimbo hat of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Weapon Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2019-12"
10380	The Spirit of Giving	0		Skill: "The Spirit of Taking", Last Available: "2019-12"
10381	The Spirit of Giving (used)	0		Skill: "The Spirit of Taking", Last Available: "2019-12"
10382	upside-down Crimbo Factory surprise box	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10383	soggy gingerbread chunk	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10384	dry vacuum-sealed salty gumdrop	0		Effect: "Colorful Gratitude", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2019-12"
10385	inspector's ribbon candy ascot of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Item Drop: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10386	moist Crimbo spices	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10387	pulsating intact anemone spike	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10388	pulsating jittery avaricious anemoney clip	0		Meat Drop: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10389	runny icing	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10390	boiled bouncing super-sweet fish goo (spoiled)	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10391	skewed Jeselnik's icing poncho of James Dean of extreme caution	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Monster Level: -25, Sleaze Damage: +25, Last Available: "2019-12"
10392	Mer-kin cookiestove	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10393	alkaline glob of salty molasses	0		Effect: "Crimbo Epiphany", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2019-12"
10394	prompt Oprah's Mer-kin rollpin	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2019-12"
10395	personalizable gingerbread cookie	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10396	tinsel fin	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10397	flavorless bowl of mernudo	3	decent	Last Available: "2019-12"
10398	lousy weak fishelada	2	decent	Last Available: "2019-12"
10399	bland jumbo skewed ojo de pez burrito	5	decent	Last Available: "2019-12"
10400	huge waterlogged wood	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10401	bouncing waterlogged cloth	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10402	jittery waterlogged stuffing	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10403	red waterlogged	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10404	skewed upside-down waterlogged	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10405	knitted brawny nutcracker hat	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Cold Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2019-12"
10406	bouncing foul-smelling fortified nutcracker waistcoat	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Stench Damage: +10, Last Available: "2019-12"
10407	reassuring flame-retardant nutcracker pants	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Spooky Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2019-12"
10408	pulsating crafty nutcracker boots of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Maximum MP: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10409	friendly Newton's nutcracker sword	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Familiar Weight: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10410	smelly nutcracker drumstick of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2019-12"
10411	Van der Graaf nutcracker beard of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10412	pulsating scandalous lion tamer's nutcracker cape	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Sleaze Damage: +5, Last Available: "2019-12"
10413	friendly nutcracker epaulets of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Familiar Weight: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10414	nutcracker figurine	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10415	spoiled snack-sized salt plum	2	crappy	Last Available: "2019-12"
10416	upside-down peppermint eel sauce	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10417	spoiled fancy upside-down and bean	3	crappy	Effect: "Power Ballad of the Arrowsmith", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2019-12"
10418	lightning-fast slick beefcake's kelp-holly gun	0		Muscle: +25, Moxie: +10, Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2019-12"
10419	Yuleviathan necklace of the wise owl of the businessman	0		Mysticality: +20, Meat Drop: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10420	jittery rosewater-soaked Da Vinci's peppermint spine	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2019-12"
10421	gravedigger's scorching soggy elf shoes	0		Hot Damage: +25, Spooky Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10422	squat maroon vibrating shellacked Crimbylow-rise jeans	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2019-12"
10423	lion tamer's padded kelp-holly drape	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Experience (familiar): +2, Last Available: "2019-12"
10424	blurry censurious therapeutic smartaleck's Staff of the Peppermint Twist of the dark arts	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Sleaze Resistance: +3, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2019-12"
10425	stale tempura and bean	3	decent	Last Available: "2019-12"
10426	mediocre tumbling salt plum sake	4	decent	Last Available: "2019-12"
10427	improved denatured skewed pressurized potion of possessiveness	0		Effect: "Dragged Through the Coals", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2019-12"
10428	triple-unsweetened polarized blurry almond	0		Effect: "Stench Jellied", Effect Duration: 53
10429	frozen blinking handful of mixed nuts	0		Effect: "Emotion Sickness", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2019-12"
10430	nutcracking pliers	0		
10431	Retrospecs try-at-home kit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-01"
10432	toasty crafty dangerous Retrospecs	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Maximum MP: +10, Hot Damage: +5, Single Equip, Free Pull, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Detect Weakness", Last Available: "2020-01"
10433	unopened Bird-a-Day calendar	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-01"
10434	narrow Bird-a-Day calendar	0		Last Available: "2020-01"
10437	mint-in-box Powerful Glove	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-02"
10438	zippy Oprah's sinister Newton's Powerful Glove of the overflowing toilet	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Spell Damage: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Initiative: +20, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Replace Enemy", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Shrink Enemy", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Invisible Avatar", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Triple Size", Last Available: "2020-02"
10439	enhanced signal receiver	0		
10440	status cymbal	0		Last Available: "2020-02"
10441	sizzling smartaleck's Drip harness of Gandalf	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Hot Damage: +10
10442	ghostly brainy drippy truncheon	0		Mysticality: +5, Single Equip
10443	skewed Driplet	0		
10444	pulsating drippy snail shell	0		
10445	yummy olive drippy nugget	3	drippy	
10446	fancy hand-crafted skewed glass of drippy wine	3	drippy	Effect: "Burnt 'n' Turnt", Effect Duration: 30
10447	tasty spinning wobbly drippy caviar	4	drippy	
10448	yummy fuchsia shaking drippy plum(?)	3	drippy	
10449	cyan boxer's drippy stake	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Single Equip
10450	The Eye of the Thing in the Basement	0		
10451	narrow drippy khakis	0		Drippy Resistance: +5
10452	fuchsia drippy shield	0		Drippy Resistance: +10
10453	The Fingernail of the Thing in the Basement	0		
10454	coin	0		
10455	narrow mushroom	0		
10456	deluxe mushroom	0		
10457	gray super deluxe mushroom	0		
10458	colloidal vacuum-sealed huge fizzy soda	0		Effect: "Pill Power", Effect Duration: 16
10459	triple-deionized healthy juice	0		Effect: "Physicali Tea", Effect Duration: 56
10460	tumbling hammer	0		Plumber Power: 1, Plumber Stat: "Muscle"
10461	hammer	0		Plumber Power: 2, Plumber Stat: "Muscle"
10462	ghostly fire flower	0		Plumber Power: 1, Plumber Stat: "Mysticality"
10463	bonfire flower	0		Plumber Power: 2, Plumber Stat: "Mysticality"
10464	work boots	0		Single Equip, Plumber Power: 1, Plumber Stat: "Moxie"
10465	narrow boots	0		Single Equip, Plumber Power: 2, Plumber Stat: "Moxie"
10466	narrow cape of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15
10467	ribald dangerous back shell	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Sleaze Damage: +10
10468	spiky back shell	0		Thorns: 1
10469	twirling tumbling power pants	0		Maximum PP: +1
10470	Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette	0		
10471	Plumber's Union Handbook	0		
10472	Lo Pan's bony back shell	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30
10473	squat frosty button	0		Single Equip
10474	unsweetened blooper ink	0		Effect: "Phoenix, Right?", Effect Duration: 58
10475	coin	0		
10476	tumbling purple rubber doll head	0		
10477	upside-down rubber doll body	0		
10478	bouncing plastic doll arms	0		
10479	squat plastic doll legs	0		
10480	blinking rubber baby doll	0		Damage Aura: 1
10481	spinning Better Shrooms and Gardens catalog	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-03"
10482	yellow mirror packet of mushroom spores	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10483	squat free-range mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10484	plump free-range mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10485	teal bulky free-range mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10486	free-range mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10487	immense free-range mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10488	colossal free-range mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10489	fancy spoiled mushroom filet	3	crappy	Effect: "Wet Jaw", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2020-03"
10490	mushroom slab	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10491	distilled mushroom tea	1		Effect: "Scavengers Scavenging", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2020-03"
10492	spirit-forward smooth jittery blinking mushroom whiskey	5	awesome	Last Available: "2020-03"
10493	Sherlock's chilly mushroom cap of the early riser	0		Cold Damage: +5, Item Drop: +25, Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2020-03"
10494	spinning Jeselnik's lion tamer's rosy-cheeked Samson's mushroom shield	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Experience (familiar): +2, Sleaze Damage: +25, Last Available: "2020-03"
10495	blinking family-friendly clever Socratic groovy mushroom pants	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Maximum MP: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2020-03"
10496	bouncing MacGyver's medical-grade sinister mushroom badge of terror	0		Spell Damage: +10, Maximum MP: +100, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-03"
10497	spinning house-sized mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10498	pristine piranha seed	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10499	mirror plastic piranha pot	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10500	irradiated piranha pollen	0		Effect: "Hip to Be Square Dancin'", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2020-03"
10501	pulsating plumber's boots	0		Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Plumber Jump"
10502	bouncing sinistral homunculus	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-04"
10503	crafty kettle bell	0		Maximum MP: +10, Last Available: "2020-04"
10504	red Samson's glued-together crystal ball	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Last Available: "2020-04"
10505	wobbly Usain Bolt's martini dregs	0		Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2020-04"
10506	flickering flashlight of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Last Available: "2020-04"
10507	dog trainer's crumbling rabbit's foot	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Last Available: "2020-04"
10508	smelly outmoded fidget toy	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2020-04"
10509	flimsy ski pole of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Last Available: "2020-04"
10510	discarded finger painting of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Last Available: "2020-04"
10511	red pizza box of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Last Available: "2020-04"
10512	narrow blinking wobbly cyan Sinatra's chipped coffee mug of the empath	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2020-04"
10513	Left-Hand Man action figure of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2020-04"
10514	drippy seed	0		
10515	narrow drippy grub	0		
10516	drippy bezoar	0		
10517	Drip Institute petri dish	0		
10518	drippy ichor	0		
10519	spinning drippy enzyme	0		
10520	maroon drippy salt	0		
10521	drippy pigment	0		
10522	squat drippy bromide	0		
10523	drippy flux	0		
10524	drippy stein	0		
10525	special watered-down bad drippy pilsner	2	drippy	Effect: "Superhuman Sarcasm", Effect Duration: 35
10526	drippy staff	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Drip Blast"
10528	drippy orb	0		
10529	green lustrous drippy orb	0		
10530	gory drippy orb of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3
10531	pulsating annealed drippy orb	0		Drippy Resistance: +5
10532	Guzzlr application	0		Free Pull
10533	lightning-fast Guzzlr tablet	0		Item Drop: +5, Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2020-05"
10534	Guzzlr cocktail set	0		Last Available: "2020-05"
10535	Guzzlrbuck	0		Last Available: "2020-05"
10536	Guzzlr hat	0		Last Available: "2020-05"
10537	blinking wobbly Guzzlr shoes	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-05"
10538	Guzzlr pants	0		Last Available: "2020-05"
10539	lime green frightening Guzzlr souvenir stein	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2020-05"
10540	lime green Guzzlr tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2020-05"
10541	artisanal extra-dry Ghiaccio Colada	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2020-05"
10542	delicious Sourfinger	4	awesome	Last Available: "2020-05"
10543	watered-down bad blue Nog-on-the-Cob	2	decent	Last Available: "2020-05"
10544	drinkable Steamboat	3	good	Last Available: "2020-05"
10545	watered-down mediocre Buttery Boy	2	decent	Last Available: "2020-05"
10546	Never Don't Stop Not Striving	0		Skill: "Always Never Not Guzzling", Last Available: "2020-05"
10547	skewed Temple Grandin's savvy clown car key	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Familiar Weight: +7, Last Available: "2020-08"
10548	vibrating banded fortified batting cage key	0		Damage Absorption: 160, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2020-08"
10549	ribald forbidden slick aqu&iacute;	0		Moxie: +10, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Sleaze Damage: +10, Last Available: "2020-08"
10550	lime green blinking miser's Van der Graaf banded knob labinet key	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Meat Drop: +10, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2020-08"
10551	coward's weremoose key of the dark arts of temperance	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Monster Level: -20, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2020-08"
10552	blinking peg key of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Last Available: "2020-08"
10553	blinking gray ribald kekekey	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Last Available: "2020-08"
10554	lard-coated rabbit's foot key	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2020-08"
10555	pulsating Da Vinci's knob shaft skate key of the glutton	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2020-08"
10556	careful stiffened smooth ice key	0		Moxie: +15, Damage Reduction: 1, Monster Level: -10, Last Available: "2020-08"
10557	wobbly anchovy can key of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Last Available: "2020-08"
10558	blinking up-at-dawn ruddy cactus key	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2020-08"
10559	yellow wizardly f'c'le sh'c'le k'y of the businessman	0		Mysticality: +25, Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2020-08"
10560	arcane researcher's treasure chest key of temperance	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2020-08"
10561	stanky demonic key of dire peril of the boozehound	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2020-08"
10562	narrow studded key sausage	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Last Available: "2020-08"
10563	olive savvy knob treasury key of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Mysticality Percent: +20, Last Available: "2020-08"
10564	ghostly squat sharpshooter's wholesome scrap key of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Last Available: "2020-08"
10565	executive Newton's rose key	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2020-08"
10566	avaricious music box key	0		Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2020-08"
10567	forbidden actual skeleton key of the sewer	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Stench Damage: +25, Last Available: "2020-08"
10568	red dangerous personal trainer's deep-fried key of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Weapon Damage: +10, Last Available: "2020-08"
10569	sinister Rosewater's discarded bike lock key	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2020-08"
10570	pulsating Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette	0		
10571	Manual of Lock Picking	0		Skill: "Lock Picking", Last Available: "2020-08"
10572	quantum wet enhanced spinning marshroom	0		Effect: "Orchid Blood", Effect Duration: 34
10573	bag of Iunion stones	0		Free Pull
10574	Iunion Crown	0		Last Available: "2020-06"
10575	drippy candy bar	0		
10576	boiled frozen teal salty drippy candy bar	0		Effect: "Walberg's Dim Bulb", Effect Duration: 38
10577	warmed enhanced writhing drippy candy bar	0		Effect: "Conspiratory Eyes", Effect Duration: 52
10578	dry triple-quantum gooey drippy candy bar	0		Effect: "The Wisdom... of the Future", Effect Duration: 43
10579	lime green jittery baby camelCalf	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-07"
10580	wobbly maroon dromedary drinking helmet	0		
10581	huge packaged SpinMaster&trade; lathe	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-08"
10582	SpinMaster&trade; lathe	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10583	flimsy hardwood scraps	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10584	mirror reassuring Samson's birch battery	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Spooky Resistance: +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-08"
10585	foul-smelling forbidden ebony epee of mayonnaise	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Stench Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Disarming Thrust", Last Available: "2020-08"
10586	knitted forbidden educational weeping willow wand	0		Experience: +1, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Cold Resistance: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Barrage of Tears", Last Available: "2020-08"
10587	yellow zippy stylish brainy beechwood blowgun	0		Mysticality: +5, Moxie: +25, Initiative: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Poison Dart", Last Available: "2020-08"
10588	mirror olive auspicious family-friendly educational maple magnet	0		Experience: +1, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Item Drop: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-08"
10589	huge Dreadsylvanian hemlock	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10590	chilly Lo Pan's hardened hemlock helm	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Cold Damage: +5, Last Available: "2020-08"
10591	sweaty balsam	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10592	knitted foul-smelling balsam barrel of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Stench Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2020-08"
10593	redwood	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10594	galvanized nitrogenated redwood rain stick	0		Effect: "Warm Shoulders", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2020-08"
10595	cyan purpleheart logs	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10596	perfumed hale purpleheart &quot;pants&quot; of courage	0		Maximum HP: +20, Spooky Resistance: +3, Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2020-08"
10597	narrow wormwood stick	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10598	lightning-fast flame-wreathed hardened grievous wormwood wedding ring of Leguizamo	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Damage Reduction: 3, Monster Level: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Initiative: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-08"
10599	Dripwood slab	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10600	bouncing drippy diadem	0		Drippy Resistance: +15, Last Available: "2020-08"
10601	Thwaitgold slug statuette	0		
10602	tumbling ert grey goo ring of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15
10603	tumbling fistful of wood shavings	0		
10604	red Yeg's Motel ashtray	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10605	Yeg's Motel alarm clock	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10606	anodized dry activated pulsating Yeg's Motel toothbrush	0		Effect: "Pie in the Sky", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2020-09"
10607	non-dry dry Yeg's Motel hand soap	0		Effect: "Chalky Hand", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2020-09"
10608	Yeg's Motel sewing kit	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10609	stale Yeg's Motel pillow mint	3	decent	Last Available: "2020-09"
10610	teal Yeg's Motel disposable razor	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10611	double-irradiated Yeg's Motel mouthwash	0		Effect: "Brocolate Brostidigitation", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2020-09"
10612	Jim Carey's Socratic Yeg's Motel shower cap	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Monster Level: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-09"
10613	flame-retardant Yeg's Motel bathrobe of the glutton	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Food Drop: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-09"
10614	cyan Newton's Yeg's Motel slippers of the blizzard	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-09"
10615	Yeg's Motel stationery	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10616	shaking Yeg's Motel minibar key	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10617	jittery sizzling desk bell	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10618	frost-rimed desk bell	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10619	uncanny desk bell	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10620	nasty desk bell	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10621	narrow greasy desk bell	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10622	chess set	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10623	onyx king	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10624	onyx queen	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10625	onyx rook	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10626	upside-down onyx bishop	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10627	onyx knight	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10628	onyx pawn	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10629	squat alabaster king	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10630	alabaster queen	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10631	bouncing alabaster rook	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10632	jittery alabaster bishop	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10633	red alabaster knight	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10634	alabaster pawn	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10635	bagged Cargo Cultist Shorts	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-09"
10636	bouncing medical-grade ruddy Cargo Cultist Shorts of the cougar of terror	0		Moxie: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2020-09"
10637	green complicated device	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10638	mediocre weak red flask of moonshine	2	decent	Last Available: "2020-09"
10639	jittery crafty deadly sea-worn candlestick of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Weapon Damage: +5, Maximum MP: +10, Last Available: "2020-09"
10640	spinning Universal Seasoning	0		
10641	pickled alkaline null-day exploit	0		Effect: "Piratey Flavor", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2025-12"
10642	wobbly flame orb	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10643	flavorless chocolate chip muffin	3	decent	
10644	cyan Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-10"
10645	upside-down Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium (well-read)	0		Last Available: "2020-10"
10646	ghostly packaged knock-off retro superhero cape	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-11"
10647	Vampire Slicer trench cape	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Maximum HP: +50, Hot Resistance: +3, Cold Resistance: +3, Spooky Resistance: +3, Stench Resistance: +3, Sleaze Resistance: +3
10648	upside-down box o' ghosts	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-12"
10649	shaking gregarious ghostling	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-12"
10650	teal grinning ghostling	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-12"
10651	greedy ghostling	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-12"
10652	subscription cocoa dispenser	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10653	cold-filtered fortifying hot cocoa	0		Effect: "Egg-stortionary Tactics", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2020-12"
10654	dry activated boiling hot cocoa	0		Effect: "Hyphemariffic", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2020-12"
10655	enhanced squat olive cool hot cocoa	0		Effect: "Coal-Powered", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2020-12"
10656	colloidal overly-fancy hot cocoa	0		Effect: "Staying Frosty", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2020-12"
10657	galvanized hot cocoa au beurre	0		Effect: "Simulation Stimulation", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2020-12"
10658	dry Vulcanized ionized hot cocoa with rainbow marshmallows	0		Effect: "There Is A Spoon", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2020-12"
10659	scandalous Book of Old-Timey Carols	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Last Available: "2020-12"
10660	miser's Crimbo smile	0		Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2020-12"
10661	spinning sizzling SalesCo sample kit	0		Hot Damage: +10, Last Available: "2020-12"
10662	corrupted candy harmonica	0		Effect: "Smoking like a Bandit", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2020-12"
10663	moist extra-dry purple sugar	0		Effect: "Gobliny Flavor", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2020-12"
10664	chilled extra-deionized wobbly ghostly multi-level marzipan	0		Effect: "Become Superficially interested", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2020-12"
10665	toasty plastic Crimbo caroler	0		Hot Damage: +5, Last Available: "2020-12"
10666	plastic multi-level marketer of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Last Available: "2020-12"
10667	plastic Crimbo cheer of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2020-12"
10668	plastic Mirth of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Last Available: "2020-12"
10669	huge zippy plastic Penny	0		Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2020-12"
10670	blue skewed overflowing gift basket	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10671	personalized wassail stein	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10672	blurry tabletop candy dispenser	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10673	Sherlock's neck wreath	0		Item Drop: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10674	shaking manspreader's shining star cap	0		Monster Level: +10, Last Available: "2020-12"
10675	ghostly careful nativity shorts	0		Monster Level: -10, Last Available: "2020-12"
10676	wholesome myrrh pouch of doom	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10677	forbidden frankincenser of Flo-Jo	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2020-12"
10678	yellow steel-toed gilded trumpet of bravery	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Spooky Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10679	mirror &quot;reusable&quot; grocery bag of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-12"
10680	shaking narrow red perfumed wine carrier	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-12"
10681	candy bucket of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-12"
10682	quantum prescription teeth whitener	0		Effect: "Partially Ghosted", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2020-12"
10683	non-modified imported lemon lozenge	0		Effect: "Gummi Badass", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2020-12"
10684	colloidal nitrogenated hermedisiac cologne	0		Effect: "Just the Brown Ones", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2020-12"
10685	skewed wobbly blue government food shipment	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10686	government booze shipment	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10687	government candy shipment	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10688	Crimbo Cheer tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10689	Crimbo Carol tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10690	Crimbo Commerce tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10691	wobbly food drive button	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10692	booze drive button	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10693	lime green candy drive button	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10694	food mailing list	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10695	upside-down booze mailing list	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10696	candy mailing list	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10697	up-at-dawn ribald fruit bat	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Adventures: +5, Class: "Seal Clubber", Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10698	baleful tinsel orb of Calamity Jane	0		Spell Damage: +25, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Last Available: "2020-12"
10699	padded thinker's snowpack	0		Mysticality: +10, Damage Absorption: +20, Class: "Pastamancer", Last Available: "2020-12"
10700	pulsating scorching shellacked Satan hat	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Hot Damage: +25, Class: "Sauceror", Last Available: "2020-12"
10701	asbestos-lined Crimbo stockings of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Hot Resistance: +5, Class: "Disco Bandit", Last Available: "2020-12"
10702	resourceful poncho de azucar of the detective	0		Maximum MP: +50, Item Drop: +20, Class: "Accordion Thief", Last Available: "2020-12"
10703	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1	0		Skill: "Long Winter's Nap", Last Available: "2020-12"
10704	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 (used)	0		Skill: "Long Winter's Nap", Last Available: "2020-12"
10705	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2	0		Skill: "Bowl Full of Jelly", Last Available: "2020-12"
10706	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 (used)	0		Skill: "Bowl Full of Jelly", Last Available: "2020-12"
10707	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3	0		Skill: "Ashes and Soot", Last Available: "2020-12"
10708	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3 (used)	0		Skill: "Ashes and Soot", Last Available: "2020-12"
10709	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4	0		Skill: "Eye and a Twist", Last Available: "2020-12"
10710	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used)	0		Skill: "Eye and a Twist", Last Available: "2020-12"
10711	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5	0		Skill: "Dimples, How Merry!", Last Available: "2020-12"
10712	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 (used)	0		Skill: "Dimples, How Merry!", Last Available: "2020-12"
10713	red The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6	0		Skill: "Chubby and Plump", Last Available: "2020-12"
10714	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 (used)	0		Skill: "Chubby and Plump", Last Available: "2020-12"
10715	toothsome narrow and pepper (stale)	4	awesome	Last Available: "2020-12"
10716	acceptable mirror cranberry margarita (brackish)	4	good	Last Available: "2020-12"
10717	mirror fuzzy polar bear ears	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Experience (Muscle): +3, Last Available: "2020-12"
10718	olive nose	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Last Available: "2020-12"
10719	goose mask	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Experience (Moxie): +3, Last Available: "2020-12"
10720	smooth narrow barrel-aged eggnog	4	awesome	Last Available: "2020-12"
10721	moldy hand-crafted candy cane	3	crappy	Last Available: "2020-12"
10722	decent upside-down cyan drive-thru burger	4	good	Last Available: "2020-12"
10723	fortified drinkable Boulevardier cocktail	5	good	Last Available: "2020-12"
10724	activated vacuum-sealed Hotwire&trade; brand candy rope	0		Effect: "Salty Dogs", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2020-12"
10725	spoiled thick upside-down bowl full of jelly	5	crappy	Last Available: "2020-12"
10726	drinkable Eye and a Twist	4	good	Last Available: "2020-12"
10727	flattened squat fuchsia Chubby and Plump bar	0		Effect: "Lemony Goodness", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2020-12"
10728	digibritches	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
10729	packaged crystal ball	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-01"
10730	green crystal ball	0		Initiative: +50, Last Available: "2021-01", Item Drop (sporadic): +25
10731	fresh can of paint	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-12"
10732	cyan fresh coat of paint	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10733	narrow emotion chip	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-02", Skill: "Emotionally Chipped"
10734	huge spinal-fluid-covered emotion chip	0		Last Available: "2021-02", Skill: "Emotionally Chipped"
10735	jittery robo-battery	0		
10736	pulsating blue Thwaitgold listening bug statuette	0		
10737	power seed	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-03"
10738	potted power plant	0		Last Available: "2021-03"
10739	magnetized huge upside-down battery (AAA)	0		Effect: "Wistfully Nostalgic", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2021-03"
10740	adjusted spinning battery (AA)	0		Effect: "Cold Hands", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2021-03"
10741	magnetized battery (D)	0		Effect: "Powdered", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2021-03"
10742	dry Vulcanized red battery (9-Volt)	0		Effect: "Hammered", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2021-03"
10743	concentrated battery (lantern)	0		Effect: "Oth-Jeal-O", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2021-03"
10744	frozen oxidized battery (car)	0		Effect: "Fan-Cooled", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2021-03"
10745	blurry cryptocloak	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
10746	purple skewed marshmallow	0		
10747	artisanal fortified marshmallow bomb	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2021-03"
10748	narrow packaged backup camera	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-04"
10749	backup camera	0		Maximum HP / MP: +20, Meat Drop: +50, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Back-Up to your Last Enemy", Last Available: "2021-04"
10750	shortest-order cook	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-05"
10751	tumbling plate	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10752	nitrogenated gray short beer	0		Effect: "Improved Candy Vision", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2021-05"
10753	unsweetened spinning short stack of pancakes	0		Effect: "Vitamin-Maxed", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2021-05"
10754	enhanced non-electrified olive bouncing short stick of butter	0		Effect: "Briny Blood", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2021-05"
10755	triple-adjusted polarized tumbling short glass of water	0		Effect: "Eggs-tra Sensory Perception", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2021-05"
10756	quantum boiled skewed short	0		Effect: "Don't Rest Ye, Bold Adventurer", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2021-05"
10757	Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette	0		
10758	quantum of familiar	0		
10759	blinking ghostly auspicious boxer's familiar scrapbook	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Item Drop: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Show Your Boring Familiar Pictures", Last Available: "2021-06"
10760	packaged familiar scrapbook	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-06"
10761	jittery clan underground fireworks shop	0		Last Available: "2021-07"
10762	skewed executive smelly fedora-mounted fountain of the businessman	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: 90, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-07"
10763	strapping sombrero-mounted sparkler of wisdom of incineration	0		Muscle: +5, Mysticality: +15, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-07"
10764	squat flame-retardant ruddy porkpie-mounted popper of horror	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-07"
10765	upside-down rocket	0		Last Available: "2021-07"
10766	rocket	0		Last Available: "2021-07"
10767	rocket	0		Last Available: "2021-07"
10768	bland immense huge fire crackers	9	decent	Last Available: "2021-07"
10769	Arr, M80	0		Last Available: "2021-07"
10770	executive Catherine Wheel of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Meat Drop: +40, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-07"
10771	auspicious baleful rocket boots	0		Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: +10, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-07"
10772	upside-down lion tamer's beefy sparkler	0		Muscle: +10, Experience (familiar): +2, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-07"
10773	Our Daily Candles&trade; order form	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-08"
10774	anodized diffused yellow Scent of a Human&trade; candle	0		Effect: "Think Win-Lose", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2021-08"
10775	altered wobbly blinking olive The Beast Within&trade; candle	0		Effect: "Morninja", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2021-08"
10776	warmed dry bouncing Salsa Caliente&trade; candle	0		Effect: "Piratastic", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2021-08"
10777	quantum non-frozen spinning lime green Smoldering Clover&trade; candle	0		Effect: "Hairy Palms", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2021-08"
10778	altered shaking Napalm In The Morning&trade; candle	0		Effect: "Loco Motives", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2021-08"
10779	chilly deadly extra-large utility candle	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Cold Damage: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-08"
10780	blinking quilted wicked runed taper candle	0		Spell Damage: +5, Damage Absorption: +40, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-08"
10781	purple Sherlock's Fonzie's novelty sparkling candle of the scaredy-cat	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Monster Level: -15, Item Drop: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-08"
10782	squat hale Abracandalabra of bravery	0		Maximum HP: +20, Spooky Resistance: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-08"
10783	ghostly Usain Bolt's dangerous extra-wide head candle	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Initiative: +80, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-08"
10784	non-irradiated pulsating natural magick candle	0		Effect: "Chock Full o' Nanites", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2021-08"
10785	double-diffused upside-down rainbow glitter candle	0		Effect: "Abyssal Blood", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2021-08"
10786	quadruple-flattened dry banana candle	0		Effect: "Wet Willied", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2021-08"
10787	double-magnetized blurry ghostly ear candle	0		Effect: "Become Superficially interested", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2021-08"
10788	double-energized cold-filtered votive of confidence	0		Effect: "Mercenary", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2021-08"
10789	blue water candle of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Water: 3, Lasts Until Rollover
10790	gray B. L. A. R. T. of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "B. L. A. R. T. Spray (narrow)", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "B. L. A. R. T. Spray (medium)", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "B. L. A. R. T. Spray (wide)"
10791	pulsating Thwaitgold fire beetle statuette	0		
10792	empty nacho cheese can	0		Water: 1
10793	literal bucket hat	0		Water: 5
10794	red rainproof barrel caulk	0		
10795	pump grease	0		
10796	packaged industrial fire extinguisher	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-09"
10797	frightening careful curative sage industrial fire extinguisher of Gandalf	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Monster Level: -10, Spooky Damage: +5, Item Drop: +5, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Foam 'em Up", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Polar Vortex", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Foam Yourself", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Blast the Area", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Zone Specific", Last Available: "2021-09"
10798	twirling The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells	0		Skill: "Dead Nostrils", Last Available: "2021-08"
10799	pulsating The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells (read)	0		Skill: "Dead Nostrils", Last Available: "2021-08"
10800	1950 Vampire Vintner wine	1	awesome	Last Available: "2021-10"
10801	ghostly bottled Vampire Vintner	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-10"
10802	French-Transylvanian Dictionary	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10803	wobbly packaged Daylight Shavings Helmet	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-11"
10804	blurry ruddy padded Daylight Shavings Helmet of the boozehound	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2021-11"
10805	green eggwater	1	good	Last Available: "2021-12"
10806	moldy bread man	4	crappy	Last Available: "2021-12"
10807	flavorless plain candy cane	3	decent	Last Available: "2021-12"
10808	half-sized delicious flour cookie	2	awesome	Last Available: "2021-12"
10809	yellow gravedigger's plastic food lab	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10810	Jim Carey's plastic nog lab	0		Monster Level: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10811	blurry Oprah's plastic chem lab	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10812	plastic primary lab of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10813	plastic Cheer Core of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10814	packaged medicine cabinet	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-12"
10815	medicine cabinet	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10816	bouncing olive toasty ice crown of the brute of the boozehound	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Hot Damage: +5, Booze Drop: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-12"
10817	maroon family-friendly personal trainer's jeans of extreme caution	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Monster Level: -25, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-12"
10818	squat stanky savvy ice wrap of incineration	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-12"
10819	rotten tofu pop	3	crappy	Last Available: "2021-12"
10820	rotten purple bowl of prescription candy	3	crappy	Last Available: "2021-12"
10821	enchanted stale fishcake	4	decent	Effect: "Human-Hippy Hybrid", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2021-12"
10822	moldy gigantic bone broth	10	crappy	Last Available: "2021-12"
10823	adequate star pop	4	good	Last Available: "2021-12"
10824	weak perfectly mixed Doc's Fortifying Wine	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2021-12"
10825	triple-distilled smooth cyan Doc's Smartifying Wine	8	awesome	Last Available: "2021-12"
10826	mediocre Doc's Limbering Wine	4	decent	Last Available: "2021-12"
10827	fortified bad blinking Doc's Medical-Grade Wine	5	decent	Last Available: "2021-12"
10828	dehydrated shaking Homebodyl&trade;	1		Effect: "Paging Betty", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2021-12"
10829	pickled Extrovermectin&trade;	1		Effect: "Tiki Temerity", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2021-12"
10830	mixed jittery Breathitin&trade;	1		Effect: "Sweet, Nuts", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2021-12"
10831	mixed ghostly Fleshazole&trade;	1		Effect: "Stuck-Up Hair", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2021-12"
10832	ionized diffused yellow narrow anti-burn cream	0		Effect: "Flexibili Tea", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2021-12"
10833	energized huge anti-freeze cream	0		Effect: "Army of One", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2021-12"
10834	energized anti-goosebump cream	0		Effect: "Healthy Bronze Glow", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2021-12"
10835	cold-filtered pulsating anti-odor cream	0		Effect: "Bloody Bloody Bloody!", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2021-12"
10836	wet triple-unsweetened anti-creep cream	0		Effect: "BOOsted", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2021-12"
10837	alkaline irradiated anti-pain cream	0		Effect: "Broken Fast", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2021-12"
10838	mediocre weak enchanted Doc's Special Reserve Wine	2	decent	Effect: "Okee-Dokee Computer", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2021-12"
10839	toothsome bite-sized bread pie	1	awesome	Last Available: "2021-12"
10840	lousy ghostly clear Russian	3	decent	Last Available: "2021-12"
10841	zero-trust tanktop	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
10842	skewed Crimbo ball	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10843	Crimbo ball	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10844	mirror gooified animal matter	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10845	gooified vegetable matter	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10846	squat gooified mineral matter	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10847	apple brown pudding pie	3	EPIC	Effect: "Hoity Toity", Effect Duration: 13
10848	extra-sweet chocolate and pear nog	3	good	Effect: "Hoity Toity", Effect Duration: 33
10849	coagulated plum pudding isomers	2		Effect: "Festively Experimented-Upon", Effect Duration: 50
10850	goo magnet	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10851	squat cozy scarf of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Last Available: "2021-12"
10852	diet spoiled huge Crimbo cookie	1	crappy	Last Available: "2023-06"
10853	cold-filtered irradiated fleshy putty	0		Effect: "Optimist Primal", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2021-12"
10854	sinister third ear	0		Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10855	festive egg sac	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10856	poisonsettia	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10857	padded peppermint-scented socks	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Last Available: "2021-12"
10858	lime green the Crymbich Manuscript	0		Skill: "Ancient Crymbo Lore", Last Available: "2021-12"
10859	projectile chemistry set	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10860	sage depleted Crimbonium football helmet	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Last Available: "2021-12"
10861	synthetic rock	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10862	diet decent bouncing &quot;caramel&quot;	1	good	Last Available: "2021-12"
10863	yellow pulsating family-friendly self-repairing earmuffs	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2021-12"
10864	yellow carnivorous potted plant of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Last Available: "2021-12"
10865	universal biscuit	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10866	cyan ghostly supercool yule hatchet	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Last Available: "2021-12"
10867	bouncing potato alarm clock	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10868	tiny normal lab-grown meat	1	good	Last Available: "2021-12"
10869	blurry censurious fleece	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2021-12"
10870	blurry boxed gumball machine	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10871	cloning kit	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10872	olive educational pants	0		Experience: +1, Last Available: "2021-12"
10873	crafty boxer's can of mixed everything of courage	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Maximum MP: +10, Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2021-12"
10874	Site Alpha ID badge	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10875	purple the Crymbich Manuscript (used)	0		Skill: "Ancient Crymbo Lore", Last Available: "2021-12"
10876	yummy meatball	3	awesome	Last Available: "2021-12"
10877	narrow cloned monster	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10878	meatball machine	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10879	teal refurbished air fryer	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10880	dehydrated huge wobbly red fried air	1		Effect: "A Contender", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2021-12"
10881	11-leaf clover	0		
10882	carton of astral energy drinks	0		
10883	dehydrated blurry astral energy drink	1		
10884	mint condition magnifying glass	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
10885	Usain Bolt's mansplainer's MacGyver's magnifying glass	0		Maximum MP: +100, Monster Level: +15, Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2022-12"
10886	drinkable wobbly void lager	4	good	Last Available: "2022-12"
10887	huge rotten void burger	7	crappy	Last Available: "2022-12"
10888	void stone	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
10889	prompt Fonzie's Socratic void shard of the storm	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Experience (Moxie): +1, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2022-12"
10890	undrilled cosmic bowling ball	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-01"
10891	cosmic bowling ball	0		Last Available: "2022-01"
10892	bouncing combat lover's locket lockbox	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-02"
10893	greasy combat lover's locket	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Gear Drop: [pref(locketPhylum,demon)*50], Last Available: "2022-02"
10894	tumbling Thwaitgold protozoa statuette	0		
10895	gray bouncing skewed grey gosling	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-03"
10896	grey down vest	0		Experience (familiar): +2
10897	trojan horseshoe	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
10898	huge undamaged Unbreakable Umbrella	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-04"
10899	wool Jim Carey's Oprah's shellacked unbreakable umbrella (broken)	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Monster Level: +25, Cold Resistance: +1
10900	MayDay&trade; contract	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-05"
10901	mirror MayDay&trade; supply package	0		Last Available: "2022-05"
10902	unsweetened emergency glowstick	0		Effect: "Healthy Bronze Glow", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2022-05"
10903	red brainy survival knife	0		Mysticality: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-05"
10904	twirling crank-powered radio on a lanyard of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-05"
10905	gray nippy headlamp	0		Cold Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-05"
10906	greedy mansplainer's steel-toed thermal blanket	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Monster Level: +15, Meat Drop: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-05"
10907	mirror yellow Jeselnik's atlas of local maps	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-05"
10908	ionized pickled energized blue spare battery	0		Effect: "Bloodstain-Resistant", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2022-05"
10909	space blanket	0		Last Available: "2022-05"
10910	tarnished wet single-use dust mask	0		Effect: "Stenchtastic", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2022-05"
10911	chilled gaffer's tape	0		Effect: "Elemental Flavor", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2022-05"
10912	rotten low-calorie twirling 20-lb can of rice and beans	1	crappy	Last Available: "2022-05"
10913	olive bar of freeze-dried water	1	crappy	Last Available: "2022-05"
10914	small rotten expired MRE	2	crappy	Last Available: "2022-05"
10915	spoiled yellow cool mint precipice bar	3	crappy	Last Available: "2022-05"
10916	normal miniature blinking carrot cake precipice bar	2	good	Last Available: "2022-05"
10917	huge The Big Book of Every Skill	0		
10918	Thwaitgold harvestman statuette	0		
10919	packaged June cleaver	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-06"
10920	upside-down mansplainer's clever June cleaver of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Maximum MP: +20, Monster Level: +15, Attacks Can't Miss, Last Available: "2022-06"
10921	practically non-alcoholic mediocre Dad's brandy	1	decent	Last Available: "2022-06"
10922	green squat teacher's pen of extreme caution of horror	0		Monster Level: -25, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2022-06"
10923	special normal fire-roasted lake trout	4	good	Effect: "Purity of Spirit", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2022-06"
10924	enchanted rotten gigantic guilty sprout	8	crappy	Effect: "Weapon of Mass Destruction", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2022-06"
10925	studded deadly mother's necklace	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Damage Absorption: +80, Last Available: "2022-06"
10926	colloidal trampled ticket stub	0		Effect: "Gummi Badass", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2022-06"
10927	activated maroon tumbling savings bond	0		Effect: "So Fresh and So Clean", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2022-06"
10928	designer sweatpants (new stock)	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-07"
10929	designer sweatpants	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Flick", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Flood", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Spray", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Sip", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Make Sweat-Ade", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Drench Yourself in Sweat", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sip Some Sweat", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Sweat Out Some Booze", Last Available: "2022-07"
10930	altered blinking sweat-ade	1		Last Available: "2022-07"
10931	unopened stillsuit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-08"
10932	stillsuit	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Experience (familiar): +1, Familiar Damage: +10, Last Available: "2022-08"
10933	pulsating squat thick dinosaur	0		
10934	dinosaur scale	0		
10935	pristine dinosaur feather	0		
10936	blue squat nasty dinosaur spike	0		
10937	curative pterodactyl rifle	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Snipe Pterodactyl"
10938	birdseed hat	0		
10939	flatusaur gasmask	0		
10940	dinosaur dart	0		
10941	frozen oxidized huge blue Dino DNAde&trade;	0		Effect: "Shot in the Arse", Effect Duration: 48
10942	dinosaur repellent	0		
10943	olive camouflage vest of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25
10944	wobbly Dinodollar	0		
10945	valuable dinosaur droppings	0		
10946	dinosaur pheromone kit	0		
10947	upside-down censurious hardy awkward dinosaur research harness of extreme caution	0		Maximum HP: +50, Monster Level: -25, Sleaze Resistance: +3
10948	yellow thinker's reflective vest	0		Mysticality: +10
10949	dinosaur of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10
10950	Thwaitgold mosquito-in-amber statuette	0		
10951	tumbling packaged Jurassic Parka	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-09"
10952	quilted Jurassic Parka of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Damage Absorption: +40, Avoid Attack: 1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Engage ultra-attractive parka mode", Last Available: "2022-09"
10953	boxed autumn-aton	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-10"
10954	narrow autumn-aton	0		Last Available: "2022-10"
10955	dry irradiated blurry autumn leaf	0		Effect: "Dilated Pupils", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2022-10"
10956	drinkable wobbly AutumnFest ale	4	good	Last Available: "2022-10"
10957	wobbly nippy fortified autumn sweater-weather sweater of doom	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Cold Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-10"
10958	tumbling ghostly Usain Bolt's Jack Frost's brawny autumn debris shield of the scaredy-cat	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Monster Level: -15, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Initiative: +80, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-10"
10959	miniature stale autumn-spice donut	2	decent	Last Available: "2022-10"
10960	vacuum-sealed liquefied fuchsia autumn dollar	0		Effect: "Tennis Elbow-wow", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2022-10"
10961	asbestos-lined friendly autumn leaf pendant of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Familiar Weight: +3, Hot Resistance: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-10"
10962	denatured shaking autumn breeze	1		Effect: "Fever From the Flavor", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2022-10"
10963	non-ionized autumn years wisdom	0		Effect: "Healthy Blue Glow", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2022-10"
10964	pulsating familiar-in-the-middle wrapper	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
10965	watered-down drinkable spinning Oopsie IPA	2	good	Last Available: "2022-10"
10966	mummified entombed cookbookbat	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-11"
10967	Yeast of Boris	0		Last Available: "2022-11"
10968	St. Sneaky Pete's Whey	0		Last Available: "2022-11"
10969	blinking Vegetable of Jarlsberg	0		Last Available: "2022-11"
10970	moldy ratatouille de Jarlsberg	3	crappy	Last Available: "2022-11"
10971	delicious bite-sized Jarlsberg's vegetable soup	1	awesome	Last Available: "2022-11"
10972	decent roasted vegetable of Jarlsberg	4	good	Last Available: "2022-11"
10973	bite-sized normal St. Pete's sneaky smoothie	1	good	Last Available: "2022-11"
10974	adequate big olive Pete's wiley whey bar	5	good	Last Available: "2022-11"
10975	rotten Pete's rich ricotta	3	crappy	Last Available: "2022-11"
10976	weak mediocre Boris's beer	2	decent	Last Available: "2022-11"
10977	decent bouncing honey bun of Boris	3	good	Last Available: "2022-11"
10978	flavorless Boris's bread	3	decent	Last Available: "2022-11"
10979	Recipe of Before Yore: ratatouille de Jarlsberg	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "ratatouille de Jarlsberg"
10980	Recipe of Before Yore: Jarlsberg's vegetable soup	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Jarlsberg's vegetable soup"
10981	Recipe of Before Yore: roasted vegetable of J.	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "roasted vegetable of Jarlsberg"
10982	Recipe of Before Yore: St. Pete's sneaky smoothie	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "St. Pete's sneaky smoothie"
10983	Recipe of Before Yore: Pete's wily whey bar	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Pete's wiley whey bar"
10984	ghostly tumbling Recipe of Before Yore: Pete's rich ricotta	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Pete's rich ricotta"
10985	Recipe of Before Yore: Boris's beer	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Boris's beer"
10986	bouncing teal Recipe of Before Yore: honey bun of Boris	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "honey bun of Boris"
10987	shaking Recipe of Before Yore: Boris's bread	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Boris's bread"
10988	bland green baked veggie ricotta casserole	3	decent	Last Available: "2022-11"
10989	rotten mirror plain calzone	4	crappy	Last Available: "2022-11"
10990	rotten miniature roasted vegetable focaccia	2	crappy	Last Available: "2022-11"
10991	stale Pizza of Legend	3	decent	Last Available: "2022-11"
10992	spoiled ghostly Calzone of Legend	4	crappy	Last Available: "2022-11"
10993	shaking Recipe of Before Yore: Calzone of Legend	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Calzone of Legend"
10994	Recipe of Before Yore: Pizza of Legend	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Pizza of Legend"
10995	Recipe of Before Yore: roasted vegetable focaccia	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "roasted vegetable focaccia"
10996	twirling Recipe of Before Yore: plain calzone	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "plain calzone"
10997	huge Recipe of Before Yore: baked veggie ricotta	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "baked veggie ricotta casserole"
10998	cookbookbat book	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10999	green Recipe of Before Yore: Deep Dish of Legend	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Deep Dish of Legend"
11000	small normal Deep Dish of Legend	2	good	Last Available: "2022-11"
11001	deed to Oliver's Place	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-01"
11002	drink chit	0		Last Available: "2024-01"
11003	jittery government per-diem	0		Last Available: "2024-01"
11004	shaking squat hale prohie's hat	0		Maximum HP: +20, Last Available: "2024-01"
11005	oxidized skewed imported taffy	0		Effect: "Bastard!", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2024-01"
11006	purple auspicious Charleston shoes of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Item Drop: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-01"
11007	gray booze bindle	0		Last Available: "2024-01"
11008	narrow executive razor-sharp rare oboe	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2024-01"
11009	mirror auspicious bullet necklace of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-01"
11010	bland swamp haunch	3	decent	Last Available: "2024-01"
11011	extremely unsafe brainy gator shades	0		Mysticality: +5, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-01"
11012	milk cap	0		Last Available: "2024-01"
11013	hand-crafted fancy Charleston Choo-Choo	3	EPIC	Effect: "Supafly", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2024-01"
11014	acceptable watered-down Velvet Veil	2	good	Last Available: "2024-01"
11015	weak drinkable Marltini	2	good	Last Available: "2024-01"
11016	tolerable weak Strong, Silent Type	2	good	Last Available: "2024-01"
11017	special delicious irresponsibly strong Mysterious Stranger	9	awesome	Effect: "Dreadful Chill", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2024-01"
11018	mediocre watered-down Champagne Shimmy	2	decent	Last Available: "2024-01"
11019	upside-down the Sot's parcel	0		Last Available: "2024-01"
11020	red ruddy grievous ceramic cestus	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ceramic Punch", Last Available: "2023-12"
11021	fireproof energetic forbidden ceramic centurion shield	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Hot Resistance: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ceramic Bash", Last Available: "2023-12"
11022	Socratic ceramic celery grater of the businessman	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Meat Drop: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ceramic Grate", Last Available: "2023-12"
11023	frightening Van der Graaf Herculean ceramic celsiturometer	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Spooky Damage: +5, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ceramic Boil", Last Available: "2023-12"
11024	shaking olive upside-down miser's hale Rosewater's ceramic cerecloth belt	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Maximum HP: +20, Meat Drop: +10, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ceramic Skullgaze", Last Available: "2023-12"
11025	blue dog trainer's hardened ceramic cenobite's robe of bravery	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Experience (familiar): +1, Spooky Resistance: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ceramic Cenobitize", Last Available: "2023-12"
11026	vaporized ceramic scree	1		Effect: "Salty Mouth", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2023-12"
11027	altered bouncing extra-hard jawbreaker	0		Effect: "Psalm of Pointiness", Effect Duration: 38
11028	stiffened educational chiffon chevrons of the scaredy-cat	0		Experience: +1, Damage Reduction: 1, Monster Level: -15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12"
11029	banded chiffon chapeau of the bloodbag of the detective	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Maximum HP: +100, Item Drop: +20, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11030	wobbly avaricious Da Vinci's chiffon chamberpot of extreme caution	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Monster Level: -25, Meat Drop: +30, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11031	clever slick chiffon chemise of incineration	0		Moxie: +10, Maximum MP: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11032	Usain Bolt's stiffened dangerous chiffon chakram	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Damage Reduction: 1, Initiative: +80, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11033	blurry ribald electrified rosy-cheeked chiffon chaps	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Sleaze Damage: +10, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11034	dried chiffon carbage	1		Last Available: "2023-12"
11035	dry tumbling chiffon lemon	0		Effect: "Smelly Pants", Effect Duration: 54
11036	spoiled chocomotive	3	crappy	Last Available: "2022-12"
11037	stale small blurry narrow freightcake	2	decent	Last Available: "2022-12"
11038	boozy aged gray cabooze	5	awesome	Last Available: "2022-12"
11039	bouncing plastic caboose	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11040	arcane researcher's plastic passenger car	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Last Available: "2022-12"
11041	scorching plastic dining car	0		Hot Damage: +25, Last Available: "2022-12"
11042	blurry up-at-dawn Newton's plastic coal car	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2022-12"
11043	asbestos-lined plastic locomotive	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2022-12"
11044	packaged model train set	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-12"
11045	model train set	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11046	Crimbo training manual	0		
11047	Abuela Crimbo's special magnet	0		
11048	wobbly Trainbot radar monocle	0		Single Equip
11049	blurry pile of Trainbot parts	0		
11050	altered diffused Trainbot circuitry	0		Effect: "Big Meat Big Prizes", Effect Duration: 46
11051	enhanced galvanized blue Trainbot tubing	0		Effect: "Familial Ties", Effect Duration: 25
11052	cold-filtered triple-flattened twirling Trainbot plating	0		Effect: "Chalked-Up Teeth", Effect Duration: 49
11053	boiled alkaline tumbling spinning Trainbot optics	0		Effect: "There Wolf", Effect Duration: 51
11054	enhanced bouncing narrow Trainbot servomotors	0		Effect: "Devil Inside", Effect Duration: 20
11055	dry polymerized triple-tarnished shaking Trainbot linkages	0		Effect: "Guts Feeling", Effect Duration: 45
11056	ping-pong paddle	0		Single Equip
11057	ping-pong ball	0		
11058	boxer's Trainbot harness	0		Muscle Percent: +10
11059	blinking cyan ping-pong table	0		
11060	skewed Crimbo train emergency brake	0		
11061	Trainbot autoassembly module	0		
11062	blurry auspicious hardy head-mounted Trainbot of the detective	0		Maximum HP: +50, Item Drop: 30, Last Available: "2022-12"
11063	wobbly greedy coward's leg-mounted Trainbots of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Monster Level: -20, Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2022-12"
11064	shaking toasty coward's Sinatra's shoulder-mounted Trainbot	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Monster Level: -20, Hot Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2022-12"
11065	cinnamon machine oil	0		
11066	cyan Crimbo crystal shards	0		
11067	drinkable dregs of a Crimbo cocktail	4	good	
11068	skewed lost elf luggage	0		
11069	Trainbot luggage hook	0		Single Equip
11070	adequate shaking honey-drenched ham slice	3	good	
11071	fortified artisanal mostly-empty bottle of cookie wine	5	EPIC	
11072	snack-sized rotten blurry Crimbo food scraps	2	crappy	
11073	arm towel	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11074	shaking automatic wine thief	0		Single Equip
11075	blinking table-scraper	0		Single Equip
11076	gray Trainbot slag	0		
11077	industrially-crushed ice	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11078	enchanted spoiled steamed oyster	4	crappy	Effect: "The Halls of Moxiousness", Effect Duration: 10
11079	blurry really nice lump of coal	0		
11080	maroon tumbling tumbling deactivated mini-Trainbot	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11081	steam unit	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11082	teal crystal Crimbo goblet	0		
11083	crystal Crimbo platter	0		
11084	watered-down bad Crimbosmopolitan	2	decent	Last Available: "2022-12"
11085	normal twirling Crimbo dinner	4	good	Last Available: "2022-12"
11086	jittery overloaded Yule battery	0		Familiar Weight: +25, Last Available: "2022-12"
11087	train whistle	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11088	The Superconductor's CPU	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2022-12"
11089	wobbly unoccupied sheep suit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-12"
11090	half-height cigar	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11091	grubby wool	0		
11092	fireproof quilted stylish grubby wool hat	0		Moxie: +25, Damage Absorption: +40, Hot Resistance: +3
11093	Tesla rock-hard grubby wool scarf	0		Damage Reduction: 5, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip
11094	twirling censurious wholesome slick grubby wool trousers	0		Moxie: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +3
11095	sizzling friendly Sinatra's grubby wool gloves of incineration	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Familiar Weight: +3, Hot Damage: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
11096	wobbly mirror spinning grubby wool beerwarmer	0		
11097	acceptable nice warm beer	3	good	
11098	grubby woolball	0		
11099	Rock Garden Guide	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-01"
11100	packet of rock seeds	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11101	twirling red groveling gravel	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11102	diluted narrow fruity pebble	1		Last Available: "2023-01"
11103	tumbling lodestone	0		Effect: "Loded", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2023-01"
11104	milestone	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11105	wobbly bolder boulder	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11106	molehill mountain	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11107	whet stone	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11108	hard rock	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11109	stalagmite	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11110	chocolate covered ping-pong ball	0		
11112	flavorless half-sized pixel bread	2	decent	
11113	mediocre pixel whiskey	4	decent	
11114	narrow pixel rock	0		
11115	S.I.T. Course Voucher	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-02"
11116	tumbling S.I.T. Course Completion Certificate	0		Last Available: "2023-02"
11117	chilled improved olive glob of extra-green chlorophyll	0		Effect: "Got Your Boots On", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2023-02"
11118	ionized oxidized triple-denatured lime green mushroom	0		Effect: "Good Karma", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2023-02"
11119	dry oxidized purple jittery mirror five-fingered fern resin	0		Effect: "Inscrutable exoskeleton", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2023-02"
11120	spoiled big super good fruit	5	crappy	Last Available: "2023-02"
11121	boiled blurry teal energized spores	1		Effect: "Favored by Lyle", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-02"
11122	knitted flame-wreathed hot pepper	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +3, Lantern: 1, Lantern Element: "Hot", Last Available: "2023-02"
11123	pickled wobbly out-of-work circus flea	0		Effect: "Bloody-minded", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2023-02"
11124	purple squat extra-grubby grub	0		Last Available: "2023-02"
11125	vacuum-sealed jittery fire ant pheromones	0		Effect: "Bread Burps", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2023-02"
11126	alkaline upside-down green narrow flapper fly	0		Effect: "Can't Be a Chooser", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2023-02"
11127	practically non-alcoholic drinkable tumbling shot of wasp venom	1	good	Last Available: "2023-02"
11128	improved galvanized blinking filled mosquito	0		Effect: "Disdain of She-Who-Was", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2023-02"
11129	oxidized squat shim of shame shale	0		Effect: "Blackberry Politeness", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2023-02"
11130	quantum modified tumbling pebble of proud pyrite	0		Effect: "Locks Like the Raven", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2023-02"
11131	improved ghostly pile of gritty sand	0		Effect: "Disco Neuropathy", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2023-02"
11132	hollow rock	0		Last Available: "2023-02"
11133	oxidized magnetized angry agate	0		Effect: "Witch's Brood", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2023-02"
11134	warmed polarized lump of loyal latite	0		Effect: "Celestial Body", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2023-02"
11135	bite-sized flavorless shadow sausage	1	decent	Last Available: "2023-03"
11136	huge Usain Bolt's healthy shadow skin	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2023-03"
11137	anodized activated gray shadow flame	0		Effect: "Mortarfied", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2023-03"
11138	bite-sized stale wobbly shadow bread	1	decent	Last Available: "2023-03"
11139	shadow ice	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11140	special artisanal shadow fluid	4	EPIC	Effect: "Superioreo", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2023-03"
11141	shadow glass	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11142	shadow brick	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11143	huge shadow sinew	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11144	artisanal practically non-alcoholic tumbling shadow venom	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	Last Available: "2023-03"
11145	compressed shadow nectar	1		Effect: "Your Eyes are Peeled!", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2023-03"
11146	nippy curative educational shadow stick	0		Experience: +1, Cold Damage: +10, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2023-03"
11147	spinning narrow perfumed rosy-cheeked bat paw	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Stench Resistance: +5
11148	purple tumbling uncursed bat paw of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50
11149	avaricious fireproof Newton's goblin cape	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Hot Resistance: +3, Meat Drop: +30
11150	clever uncursed goblin cape	0		Maximum MP: +20
11151	coward's dragon wishbone of terror	0		Monster Level: -20, Spooky Spell Damage: +10
11152	tumbling scorching uncursed dragon wishbone	0		Hot Damage: +25
11153	blinking prompt Oprah's arcane researcher's stats of Flo-Jo	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Initiative: +100, Adventures: +3
11154	savvy uncursed stats	0		Mysticality Percent: +20
11155	flame-wreathed arcane orb of the early riser	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Adventures: +7
11156	red jittery uncursed arcane orb of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7
11157	baleful machete	0		Spell Damage: +25
11158	razor-sharp uncursed machete	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25
11159	blanket	0		
11160	wobbly uncursed blanket	0		
11161	hardened padded weightlifter's medallion	0		Muscle: +15, Damage Absorption: +20, Damage Reduction: 3
11162	uncursed medallion of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25
11163	Advanced Pig Skinning	0		
11164	The Cheese Wizard's Companion	0		
11165	skewed Jazz Agent sheet music	0		
11166	ghostly Thwaitgold anti-moth statuette	0		
11167	purple shadowy cheat sheet	0		Free Pull
11168	wobbly closed-circuit phone system	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-03"
11169	closed-circuit pay phone	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11170	shaking bouncing shadow lighter	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11171	green shadow heptahedron	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11172	shadow snowflake	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11173	tumbling shadow heart	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11174	shadow bucket	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11175	shadow wave	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11176	Rufus's shadow lodestone	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11177	rock-hard cool shadow chef's hat of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Moxie: +5, Damage Reduction: 5, Last Available: "2023-03"
11178	Jim Carey's sinister shadow trousers of the brazier	0		Spell Damage: +10, Monster Level: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2023-03"
11179	nasty Jim Carey's shadow hammer	0		Monster Level: +25, Stench Damage: +5, Last Available: "2023-03"
11180	lard-coated Tesla weightlifter's shadow monocle	0		Muscle: +15, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-03"
11181	shadow candle	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Shadow Flame", Last Available: "2023-03"
11182	moldy miniature shadow hot dog	2	crappy	Last Available: "2023-03"
11183	high-proof mediocre lime green shadow martini	9	decent	Last Available: "2023-03"
11184	distilled skewed shadow pill	1		
11185	shadow needle	0		
11186	cursed monkey's paw	0		All Attributes: +10, Spooky Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, All Resistance: +2, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Monkey Slap", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Monkey Tickle", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Evil Monkey Eye", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Monkey Peace Sign", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Monkey Point", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Monkey Punch", Last Available: "2023-04"
11187	monkey glove	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-04"
11188	colloidal boiled blinking yellow shadow candy	0		Effect: "Boletus Swoletus", Effect Duration: 28
11189	replica Mr. Accessory	0		
11190	replica Dark Jill-O-Lantern	0		
11191	pulsating replica hand turkey outline	0		
11192	maroon replica crimbo elfling	0		
11193	twirling replica pygmy bugbear shaman	0		
11194	dedigitizer schematic: cyburger	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11195	squat replica gravy-covered maypole	0		Item Drop: +25
11196	replica wax lips	0		Experience: +3
11197	replica Tome of Snowcone Summoning	0		
11198	ghostly dedigitizer schematic: cybeer	0		Last Available: "2025-12", Softcore Only
11199	censurious sage replica jewel-eyed wizard hat of incineration	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Magic Missile"
11200	asbestos-lined energetic replica bottle-rocket crossbow of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Hot Resistance: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire red bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire blue bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire orange bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire purple bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire black bottle-rocket"
11201	blurry foul-smelling scorching sinister strapping replica navel ring of navel gazing	0		Muscle: +5, Spell Damage: +10, Hot Damage: +25, Stench Damage: +10, Single Equip, Item Drop (sporadic): 4.25, Meat Drop (sporadic): 4.25
11202	greedy dog trainer's replica V for Vivala mask	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Meat Drop: +20, Single Equip, Combat Item Damage Percent: 50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Creepy Grin"
11203	upside-down gravedigger's MacGyver's stylish replica haiku katana	0		Moxie: +25, Maximum MP: +100, Spooky Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spring Raindrop Attack", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Summer Siesta", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Falling Leaf Whirlwind", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Winter's Bite Technique", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "The 17 Cuts"
11204	replica box of fireworks	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire off a Roman Candle", Item Drop (sporadic): +12.5
11205	replica cotton candy cocoon	0		
11206	mansplainer's clever occult replica Elvish sunglasses of Leguizamo	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Maximum MP: +20, Monster Level: 35, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play an Accordion Solo", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play a Guitar Solo", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play a Drum Solo", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play a Flute Solo"
11207	spinning replica squamous polyp	0		
11208	olive replica stone sphere	0		
11209	cyan zippy studded replica Greatest American Pants of the cheetah	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Initiative: 80
11210	blinking replica organ grinder	0		
11211	fuchsia Temple Grandin's fortified Herculean replica Juju Mojo Mask	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Damage Absorption: +60, Familiar Weight: +7, Single Equip
11212	olive Usain Bolt's asbestos-lined extremely unsafe replica Operation Patriot Shield	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Hot Resistance: +5, Initiative: +80, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Throw Shield", Variable
11213	lime green replica Libram of Resolutions	0		
11214	flame-retardant Van der Graaf replica plastic vampire fangs of the glutton	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Food Drop: +100, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Feed"
11215	replica angel	0		
11216	replica Camp Scout backpack of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Drops Items
11217	blurry replica deactivated nanobots	0		
11218	ghostly teal replica Apathargic Bandersnatch	0		
11219	replica Smith's Tome	0		
11220	replica over-the-shoulder Folder Holder	0		
11221	replica Order of the Green Thumb Order Form	0		
11222	jittery shrink-wrapped Cincho de Mayo	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-05"
11223	mirror stanky nasty razor-sharp Cincho de Mayo of terror	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Stench Damage: +5, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Dispense Salt and Lime", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Party Soundtrack", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Fiesta Exit", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Projectile Piñata", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Party Foul", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Confetti Extravaganza", Last Available: "2023-05"
11224	dedigitizer schematic: psilocyber mushroom	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11225	tumbling replica Little Geneticist DNA-Splicing Lab	0		
11226	replica still grill	0		
11227	ghostly replica Crimbo sapling	0		
11228	replica puck	0		
11229	replica Chateau Mantegna room key	0		
11230	tumbling replica Deck of Every Card	0		
11231	shaking bouncing replica Source terminal	0		
11232	upside-down blurry replica disconnected intergnat	0		
11233	replica Witchess Set	0		
11234	upside-down pulsating replica genie bottle	0		
11235	green replica space planula	0		
11236	replica unpowered Robortender	0		
11237	tumbling replica Neverending Party invitation envelope	0		
11238	ghostly skewed replica January's Garbage Tote	0		
11239	replica God Lobster Egg	0		
11240	Annie Oakley's wholesome personal trainer's replica Fourth of May Cosplay Saber	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Use the Force"
11241	horrifying arcane researcher's Fonzie's Da Vinci's replica Kramco Sausage-o-Matic&trade; of the empath	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Experience (Moxie): +1, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Familiar Weight: +5, Spooky Damage: +25
11242	aromatic fireproof careful Lo Pan's vibrating hardened padded experienced beefcake's replica hewn moon-rune spoon of the dark arts of the businessman	0		Muscle: +25, Experience: +2, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Damage Absorption: +20, Damage Reduction: 3, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Monster Level: -10, Hot Resistance: +3, Stench Resistance: +1, Meat Drop: +50, Single Equip, Alters Page Text, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Dragoon Platoon", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spittoon Monsoon", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Festoon Buffoon", Rollover Effect Duration: 50
11243	lime green replica baby camelCalf	0		
11244	frosty hardy hale steel-toed stiffened replica Powerful Glove	0		Damage Reduction: 10, Maximum HP: 70, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Replace Enemy", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Shrink Enemy", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Invisible Avatar", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Triple Size"
11245	pulsating manspreader's Lo Pan's chaotic boxer's replica Cargo Cultist Shorts	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Spell Critical Percent: 40, Monster Level: +10
11246	rosewater-soaked chaotic slick replica industrial fire extinguisher of dire peril of Gandalf of the boozehound	0		Moxie: +10, Weapon Damage: +20, Spell Critical Percent: 30, Stench Resistance: +3, Booze Drop: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Foam 'em Up", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Polar Vortex", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Foam Yourself", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Blast the Area", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Zone Specific"
11247	pulsating replica crystal ball	0		Initiative: +50, Item Drop (sporadic): +25
11248	upside-down replica emotion chip	0		Skill: "Replica Emotionally Chipped"
11249	yellow wicked replica Jurassic Parka of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Spell Damage: +5, Avoid Attack: 1
11250	replica grey gosling	0		
11251	replica designer sweatpants	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Flick", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Flood", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Spray", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Sip", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Make Sweat-Ade", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Drench Yourself in Sweat", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sip Some Sweat", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Sweat Out Some Booze"
11252	replica plastic pumpkin bucket	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Item Drop: +13, Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.35
11253	squat replica Ten Dollars	0		
11254	gray executive Da Vinci's replica Cincho de Mayo of the scaredy-cat of bravery	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Monster Level: -15, Spooky Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +40, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Dispense Salt and Lime", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Party Soundtrack", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Fiesta Exit", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Projectile Piñata", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Party Foul", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Confetti Extravaganza"
11255	upside-down Thwaitgold splendor beetle statuette	0		
11256	pulsating shrink-wrapped 2002 Mr. Store Catalog	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-06"
11257	2002 Mr. Store Catalog	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11258	lightning-fast frightening ruddy wicked &quot;I survived Y2K&quot; T-Shirt of chilblains of bravery	0		Spell Damage: +5, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Cold Damage: +25, Spooky Damage: +5, Spooky Resistance: +5, Initiative: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-06"
11259	Letter from Carrie Bradshaw	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11260	Temple Grandin's arcane researcher's pro skateboard	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Familiar Weight: +7, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Do a Kickflip", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Do a Method!", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Do an epic McTwist!", Last Available: "2023-06"
11261	tumbling Mr. Accessaturday	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11262	Meat Butler	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11263	blinking Loathing Idol Microphone	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11264	Charter: Nellyville	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11265	Manual of Secret Door Detection	0		Last Available: "2023-06", Skill: "Secret Door Awareness"
11266	Flash Liquidizer Ultra Dousing Accessory of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Douse Foe", Last Available: "2023-06"
11267	zippy horrifying gravedigger's Amulet of Perpetual Darkness of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Spooky Damage: 35, Initiative: +20, Blind, Last Available: "2023-06"
11268	bouncing Giant monolith	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11269	Crimbo cookie sheet	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11270	VHS Tape	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11271	chilled double-electrified scroll of minor invulnerability	0		Effect: "Sleaze-Resistant Trousers", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2023-06"
11272	Lapis Lazuli	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11273	Eye Agate	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11274	Azurite	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11275	Arrow (+1)	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11276	triple-improved flattened scroll of protection from lycanthropes	0		Effect: "Disco Nirvana", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2023-06"
11277	Loathing Idol Microphone (75% charged)	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11278	Loathing Idol Microphone (50% charged)	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11279	Loathing Idol Microphone (25% charged)	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11280	tumbling Replica 2002 Mr. Store Catalog	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11281	cyan Mr. Big's Wallet	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11282	watered-down bad mirror squat Sexy Cosmo	2	decent	Last Available: "2023-06"
11283	blurry twirling Souvenir Chopsticks	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11284	aromatic quilted red-soled high heels of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Damage Absorption: +40, Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2023-06"
11285	rotten enchanted snack-sized cyburger	2	crappy	Effect: "Brother Corsican's Blessing", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2025-12"
11286	blurry green scorching ncle leg	0		Hot Damage: +25
11287	ghostly manspreader's rutabuga bag of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Monster Level: +10
11288	mesquito proboscis of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20
11289	olive mirror forbidden senate fly thorax	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50
11290	energized deionized bug juice	0		Effect: "Slimy Flavor", Effect Duration: 56
11291	stanky spider leg	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25
11292	curative beetle antenna	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
11293	ghostly mantis skull of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20
11294	frozen galvanized ghostly upside-down chitin powder	0		Effect: "Far Out", Effect Duration: 46
11295	auspicious frosty daddy shortlegs leg	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Item Drop: +10
11296	huge friendly birdybug antenna of terror	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Spooky Spell Damage: +10
11297	blurry shellacked weightlifter's kilopede skull	0		Muscle: +15, Damage Reduction: 7
11298	corrupted irradiated haemolymphnode	0		Effect: "Work For Hours a Week", Effect Duration: 13
11299	non-nitrogenated chitin powder paste	0		Effect: "Really Deep Breath", Effect Duration: 45
11300	twirling sleeping patriotic eagle	0		Free Pull
11301	upside-down claw-held flag	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11302	lime green souvenir flag	0		
11303	maroon name change form	0		
11304	narrow replica sleeping patriotic eagle	0		
11305	maroon tumbling boxed august scepter	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-08"
11306	august scepter	0		All Attributes: +15, HP Regen Min: 10, HP Regen Max: 15, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 1st: Mountain Climbing Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 2nd: Find an Eleven-Leaf Clover Day", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 3rd: Watermelon Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 4th: Water Balloon Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 5th: Oyster Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 6th: Fresh Breath Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 7th: Lighthouse Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 8th: Cat Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 9th: Hand Holding Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 10th: World Lion Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 11th: Presidential Joke Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 12th: Elephant Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 13th: Left/Off Hander's Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 14th: Financial Awareness  Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 15th: Relaxation Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 16th: Roller Coaster Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 17th: Thriftshop Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 18th: Serendipity Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 19th: Honey Bee Awareness Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 20th: Mosquito Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 21st: Spumoni Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 22nd: Tooth Fairy Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 23rd: Ride the Wind Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 24th: Waffle Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 25th: Banana Split Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 26th: Toilet Paper Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 27th: Just Because Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 28th: Race Your Mouse Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 29th: More Herbs, Less Salt  Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 30th: Beach Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 31st: Cabernet Sauvignon  Day!", Last Available: "2023-08"
11307	yummy twirling watermelon	3	awesome	Last Available: "2023-08"
11308	skewed watermelon seed	0		Last Available: "2023-08"
11309	water balloon	0		Last Available: "2023-08"
11310	thriftshop coupon	0		Last Available: "2023-08"
11311	spoiled waffle	3	crappy	Last Available: "2023-08"
11312	fixodent	0		Last Available: "2023-08"
11313	skewed Lo Pan's Fonzie's cat o' nine teeth	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Last Available: "2023-08"
11314	mansplainer's slick tooth cap	0		Moxie: +10, Monster Level: +15, Last Available: "2023-08"
11315	blurry toothy trousers of the cougar of dire peril	0		Moxie: +20, Weapon Damage: +20, Last Available: "2023-08"
11316	spoiled banana split	3	crappy	Last Available: "2023-08"
11317	tumbling handful of toilet paper	0		Last Available: "2023-08"
11318	Mrs. Rush	0		Last Available: "2023-08"
11319	medal	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Experience (familiar): +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2023-08"
11320	watered-down bad bottle of Cabernet Sauvignon	2	decent	Last Available: "2023-08"
11321	fuchsia friendly baywatch of the ox of Leguizamo	0		Muscle: +20, Monster Level: +20, Familiar Weight: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2023-08", Nonstackable Watch
11322	cyan narrow Pocket Guide to Mild Evil	0		Last Available: "2023-07", Skill: "Perpetrate Mild Evil"
11323	blue pulsating Pocket Guide to Mild Evil (used)	0		Last Available: "2023-07", Skill: "Perpetrate Mild Evil"
11324	wobbly consolation ribbon	0		Familiar Weight: -10, Experience (familiar): -1, Last Available: "2023-08"
11325	replica august scepter	0		All Attributes: +15, HP Regen Min: 10, HP Regen Max: 15, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 1st: Mountain Climbing Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 2nd: Find an Eleven-Leaf Clover Day", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 3rd: Watermelon Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 4th: Water Balloon Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 5th: Oyster Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 6th: Fresh Breath Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 7th: Lighthouse Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 8th: Cat Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 9th: Hand Holding Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 10th: World Lion Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 11th: Presidential Joke Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 12th: Elephant Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 13th: Left/Off Hander's Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 14th: Financial Awareness  Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 15th: Relaxation Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 16th: Roller Coaster Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 17th: Thriftshop Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 18th: Serendipity Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 19th: Honey Bee Awareness Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 20th: Mosquito Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 21st: Spumoni Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 22nd: Tooth Fairy Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 23rd: Ride the Wind Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 24th: Waffle Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 25th: Banana Split Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 26th: Toilet Paper Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 27th: Just Because Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 28th: Race Your Mouse Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 29th: More Herbs, Less Salt  Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 30th: Beach Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 31st: Cabernet Sauvignon  Day!"
11326	mirror jittery Thwaitgold fairyfly statue	0		
11327	mirror twirling residual chitin paste	0		Skill: "Chitinous Soul"
11328	diluted green concentrated cooking	1		Effect: "Whippin' It Good", Effect Duration: 25
11329	modified tumbling meat	1		Effect: "Human-Insect Hybrid", Effect Duration: 5
11330	compressed mirror sparkling orb	1		
11331	pickled spinning hardening cream	1		Effect: "Prelude of Precision", Effect Duration: 40
11332	twisted purple wobbly pulsating pool shark hair oil	1		
11333	book of facts	0		Skill: "Just the Facts", Last Available: "2023-09"
11334	ghostly book of facts (dog-eared)	0		Skill: "Just the Facts", Last Available: "2023-09"
11335	skewed Dark Jill-of-All-Trades	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-10"
11336	LED candle	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2023-10"
11337	map to a candy-rich block	0		Last Available: "2023-10"
11338	enhanced improved sampler size toothpaste	0		Effect: "Moon'd", Effect Duration: 60
11339	Franken Stein	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Toast your enemy"
11340	twirling A Guide to Burning Leaves	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-11", Leaves: +0.5
11341	inflammable leaf	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11342	rake	0		Item Drop: +1, Last Available: "2023-11", Leaves: +1.5
11343	Oprah's rake	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2023-11", Leaves: +1.5
11344	autumnic bomb	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11345	forest canopy bed	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11346	day shortener	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11347	yellow extra time	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11348	stanky autumnal aegis of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2023-11"
11349	extra-energized wet squat distilled resin	0		Effect: "Nightstalkin'", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2023-11"
11350	super-heated leaf	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11351	lit leaf lasso	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11352	bouncing tied-up leaflet	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11353	yellow tied-up monstera	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11354	lime green tied-up leaviathan	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11355	smelly Herculean impromptu torch	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2023-11"
11356	hardy slick fig leaf	0		Moxie: +10, Maximum HP: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2023-11"
11357	olive Van der Graaf stylish smoldering drape	0		Moxie: +25, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2023-11"
11358	blinking smoldering leafcutter ant egg	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11359	tumbling flame-wreathed Oprah's supercool leaf crown of vim and vigor of the detective of the sweet-tooth	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Item Drop: +20, Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2023-11"
11360	bland leafy browns	4	decent	Last Available: "2023-11"
11361	quadruple-alkaline autumnic balm	0		Effect: "Spooky Blur", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2023-11"
11362	non-aerosolized liquefied coping juice	0		Effect: "Egg-stra Arm", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2023-11"
11363	aromatic smelly studded brainy candy cane sword cane of terror	0		Mysticality: +5, Damage Absorption: +80, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Surprisingly Sweet Stab", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Surprisingly Sweet Slash", Last Available: "2023-12", Rollover Effect Duration: 250
11364	maroon wrapped candy cane sword cane	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-12"
11365	ghostly pulsating Elf Guard patrol cap	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11366	Elf Guard hotpants	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11367	Crimbuccaneer tricorn	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11368	Crimbuccaneer breeches	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11369	automa-bot parts	0		
11370	tumbling security automa-core	0		
11371	clerical automa-core	0		
11372	narrow handful of Boltsmann bearings	0		
11373	Spring Bros. solenoid	0		
11374	blue Spring Bros. ID badge	0		
11375	Boltsmann ID badge	0		
11376	housekeeping automa-core	0		
11377	gray blinking housekeeping robot	0		
11378	flavorless pickled bread	3	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11379	delicious salted mutton	4	awesome	Last Available: "2023-12"
11380	delicious corned beet	3	awesome	Last Available: "2023-12"
11381	tiny plastic Elf Guard Armory	0		Weapon Damage: +3, Display Name: "tiny plastic Elf Guard Armory"
11382	tiny plastic Crimbuccaneer Grog Hall	0		Booze Drop: +3, Display Name: "tiny plastic Crimbuccaneer Grog Hall"
11383	tiny plastic Elf Guard Mess Hall	0		Food Drop: +3, Display Name: "tiny plastic Elf Guard Mess Hall"
11384	tiny Crimbuccaneer Foundry	0		Initiative: +3, Display Name: "tiny Crimbuccaneer Foundry"
11385	tiny plastic Abuela's Cottage (Pirate Control)	0		All Attributes: +3, Display Name: "tiny plastic Abuela's Cottage (Pirate Control)"
11386	jittery pirate encryption key alpha	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11387	pirate encryption key bravo	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11388	pirate encryption key charlie	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11389	pirate encryption key delta	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11390	bouncing wardrobe-o-matic	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11391	futuristic shirt	0		Lasts Until Rollover
11392	futuristic hat	0		Lasts Until Rollover
11393	futuristic collar	0		Lasts Until Rollover
11394	crated wardrobe-o-matic	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11395	adequate blurry peppermint donut	4	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11396	mirror careful Elf Guard insignia (private)	0		Monster Level: -10, Last Available: "2023-12"
11397	blurry occult Crimbuccaneer fledges (mint)	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Last Available: "2023-12"
11398	military-grade peppermint oil	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11399	Crimbuccaneer whale oil	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11400	blurry Elf Guard tinsel grenade	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11401	perfectly mixed shaking huge Crimbuccaneer mologrog cocktail	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2023-12"
11402	maroon Elf Army machine parts	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11403	blurry Crimbuccaneer rigging lasso	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11404	greasy steel-toed banded Crimbuccaneer lantern	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Damage Reduction: 9, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2023-12"
11405	tumbling purple spinning Crimbuccaneer flotsam	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11406	blurry Crimbuccaneer invasion map	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11407	narrow family-friendly Crimbuccaneer shirt	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11408	pulsating Elf Guard MPC	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11409	yellow Crimbuccaneer piece of 12	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11410	shellacked Elf Guard commandeering gloves	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12", Piece of Twelve Drop: 0.5
11411	dry Elf Guard eyedrops	0		Effect: "Al Dente Inferno", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2023-12"
11412	blurry jittery Crimbuccaneer premium booty sack	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11413	Elf Guard honor present	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11414	thinker's Elf Guard officer's sidearm	0		Mysticality: +10, Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2023-12"
11415	personal trainer's Elf Guard insignia (general) of Calamity Jane	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12"
11416	enchanted drinkable Crimbow Rainbo	3	good	Effect: "Fizzier Than Light", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2023-12"
11417	fuchsia Elf Guard strategic map	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11418	Crimbuccaneer captain's purse	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11419	lime green spinning family-friendly wizardly Elf Guard broom	0		Mysticality: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11420	cyan perfumed Van der Graaf Crimbuccaneer tavern swab of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Stench Resistance: +5, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2023-12"
11421	Elf Guard hangover cure	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11422	mediocre high-proof olive old-school pirate grog	6	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11423	enchanted bland grog nuts	4	decent	Effect: "You Ate Some Hemp Candy", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2023-12"
11424	skewed lightning-fast Socratic thinker's sawed-off blunderbuss	0		Mysticality: +10, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2023-12"
11425	acceptable practically non-alcoholic officer's nog	1	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11426	wobbly peppermint bomb	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11427	moldy jumbo sundae ration	5	crappy	Last Available: "2023-12"
11428	rotten thick narrow peppermint tack	5	crappy	Last Available: "2023-12"
11429	shaking Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts	0		Skill: "Elf Guard Cooking", Last Available: "2023-12"
11430	flavorless super-sized whalesteak	5	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11431	blurry avaricious banded Newton's whalegun	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Damage Absorption: +100, Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2023-12"
11432	Cocktails of the Age of Sail	0		Skill: "Old-School Cocktailcrafting", Last Available: "2023-12"
11433	Elf Guard payroll bag	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11434	avaricious Jim Carey's Elf Guard clipboard of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: 10, Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2023-12"
11435	pegfinger of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12", MPC Drop: 0.5
11436	hand-crafted and claret	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2023-12"
11437	Jeselnik's Elf Guard and beret	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Last Available: "2023-12"
11438	upside-down zippy friendly therapeutic shipwright's hammer	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Initiative: +20, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2023-12"
11439	auspicious manspreader's wholesome gunwale	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Monster Level: +10, Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2023-12"
11440	nippy veiny Socratic Kelflar vest	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Maximum HP: +10, Cold Damage: +10, Last Available: "2023-12"
11441	wet altered whale cerebrospinal fluid	0		Effect: "Artificially Sweet", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2023-12"
11442	lime green stanky Crimbuccaneer runebone of temperance	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12"
11443	blinking cannonbomb	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11444	narrow tumbling ribald Annie Oakley's Elf Guard mouthknife	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Sleaze Damage: +10, Last Available: "2023-12"
11445	ribald chaotic Crimbuccaneer fledges (disintegrating)	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Sleaze Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12"
11446	Elf Guard fuel tank of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2023-12"
11447	upside-down Oprah's massive wrench of the wise owl of James Dean	0		Mysticality: +20, Experience (Moxie): +3, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2023-12"
11448	avaricious fortified brown pirate pants	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2023-12"
11449	fuchsia Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion	0		Skill: "Elf Guard Extortion Techniques", Last Available: "2023-12"
11450	The Encyclopedia of Fruit	0		Skill: "Fruit Recognition", Last Available: "2023-12"
11451	punching mirror	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11452	teal bouncing frightening flame-wreathed chaotic Da Vinci's smooth Elf dessert spoon of temperance	0		Moxie: +15, Experience (Mysticality): +5, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Damage: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2023-12"
11453	Jack Frost's mansplainer's Elf Guard SCUBA tank	0		Monster Level: +15, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Adventure Underwater, Last Available: "2023-12"
11454	Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping	0		Skill: "Elf Guard Relaxation Techniques", Last Available: "2023-12"
11455	lion tamer's free boots of the glutton	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Food Drop: +100, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "The Old One-Two (Kick)", Last Available: "2023-12"
11456	narrow baby rigging snake	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11457	fortified Fonzie's smartaleck's Elvish underarmor	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Experience (Moxie): +1, Damage Absorption: +60, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12"
11458	stanky beefy Crimbuccaneer bombjacket	0		Muscle: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Combat Item Damage Percent: 100, Last Available: "2023-12"
11459	moldy sugarplum ration	3	crappy	Last Available: "2023-12"
11460	huge adequate gingerbread nylons	6	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11461	spoiled rum-soaked fruitcake	3	crappy	Last Available: "2023-12"
11462	flavorless green lime	4	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11463	decent mirror gingerbread pirate	3	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11464	stale wobbly wobbly fruit-stuffed rumcake	3	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11465	hand-crafted extra-dry mulled wine	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2023-12"
11466	watered-down hand-crafted wobbly Swedish coffee	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2023-12"
11467	drinkable canteen of eggnog	4	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11468	acceptable high-proof hot wine	8	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11469	lousy Jamaican coffee	4	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11470	lousy red pulsating flask of egggrog	3	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11471	blurry Black and White Apron Enrollment Form	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-12"
11472	Black and White Apron Meal Kit	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11473	pirate encryption key (complete)	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11474	artisanal yule grog	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2023-12"
11475	super-sized spoiled narrow wet tack	5	crappy	Last Available: "2023-12"
11476	jumbo rotten whalecake	5	crappy	Last Available: "2023-12"
11477	reassuring foul-smelling coward's gunwale whalegun	0		Monster Level: -20, Stench Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Shoot, Gunwale Whalegun, Shoot!", Last Available: "2023-12"
11478	delicious mirror and claret	3	awesome	Last Available: "2023-12"
11479	upside-down rigging knot	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11480	trick coin	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11481	knitted Lo Pan's Elf Guard squirtgun	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Cold Resistance: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Peppermint Squirt", Last Available: "2023-12"
11482	chest of &quot;pirate gold&quot;	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11483	huge friendly sequin-encrusted sweater	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2023-12"
11484	Jack Frost's dog trainer's Fonzie's replica Elf Guard medal	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Experience (familiar): +1, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2023-12"
11485	Lil' Snowball Factory	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11486	wobbly Elf Guard temporary (permanent) tattoo	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11487	wobbly prank Crimbo card	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11488	teal inspector's veiny Crimbuccaneer squirtblunderbuss	0		Maximum HP: +10, Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2023-12"
11489	My First Paycheck envelope	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11490	frightening groovy barnacle-encrusted sweater of the cheetah	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Spooky Damage: +5, Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2023-12"
11491	nippy electrified forbidden Crimbuccaneer nose ring	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Cold Damage: +10, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2023-12"
11492	pet anchor	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11493	huge Crimbuccaneer tattoo gift certificate	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11494	wobbly Elf Guard safety bear	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11495	twirling kraken	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11496	precision snowball	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11497	Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts (used)	0		Skill: "Elf Guard Cooking", Last Available: "2023-12"
11498	fuchsia Cocktails of the Age of Sail (used)	0		Skill: "Old-School Cocktailcrafting", Last Available: "2023-12"
11499	Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion (used)	0		Skill: "Elf Guard Extortion Techniques", Last Available: "2023-12"
11500	The Encyclopedia of Fruit (used)	0		Skill: "Fruit Recognition", Last Available: "2023-12"
11501	Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping (used)	0		Skill: "Elf Guard Relaxation Techniques", Last Available: "2023-12"
11502	energized blinking military candy cane	0		Effect: "Eyes All Black", Effect Duration: 40
11503	dry warmed modified tumbling groggipop	0		Effect: "Always be Collecting", Effect Duration: 36
11504	pulsating energetic hardened moss mace	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Moss Mugging", Last Available: "2024-12"
11505	lion tamer's smooth moss megaphone	0		Moxie: +15, Experience (familiar): +2, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Megaphone Whisper", Last Available: "2024-12"
11506	blurry crafty baleful moss medal	0		Spell Damage: +25, Maximum MP: +10, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Brandish Moss Medal", Last Available: "2024-12"
11507	blurry perfumed rock-hard moss mitre	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Stench Resistance: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Soul Genuflection", Last Available: "2024-12"
11508	Da Vinci's educational moss mantle	0		Experience: +1, Experience (Mysticality): +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Drop Mantle", Last Available: "2024-12"
11509	moss marlinspike of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Item Drop: +5, Extra Pickpocket, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-12"
11510	dehydrated blurry moss mulch	1		Effect: "Gummi Badass", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2024-12"
11511	extra-modified non-dry oxidized spinning moss floss	0		Effect: "Eggs-tra Sensory Perception", Effect Duration: 48
11512	upside-down shaking adobe arsecover	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11513	wobbly adobe adze	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-12"
11514	adobe abacus	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11515	adobe ayam	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11516	jittery lime green blurry adobe ascot	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-12"
11517	pulsating adobe abaya	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11518	vaporized narrow maroon adobe assortment	1		Last Available: "2024-12"
11519	nitrogenated adobe brittle	0		Effect: "Hustlin'", Effect Duration: 20
11520	blinking wicked personal trainer's crepe paper phrygian cap of the bloodbag	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Spell Damage: +5, Maximum HP: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Pull down your crepe paper phrygian cap", Last Available: "2025-12"
11521	red Usain Bolt's gravedigger's dangerous crepe paper parachute cape	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Spooky Damage: +10, Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2025-12"
11522	Temple Grandin's thinker's strapping crepe paper pie clip	0		Muscle: +5, Mysticality: +10, Familiar Weight: +7, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Look through your crepe paper pie clip", Last Available: "2025-12"
11523	shaking chaotic medical-grade beefy crepe paper puzzle cube	0		Muscle: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +10, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play with your crepe paper puzzle", Last Available: "2025-12"
11524	lard-coated smelly crepe paper plunge camisole of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Leave nothing to the imagination", Last Available: "2025-12"
11525	fortified Rosewater's beefcake's crepe paper polka charm	0		Muscle: +25, Mysticality Percent: +30, Damage Absorption: +60, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Embrace polka", Last Available: "2025-12"
11526	twisted skewed blue crepe paper pared cuttings	1		Effect: "Dreadful Chill", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2025-12"
11527	ionized squat crepe paper peanut candy	0		Effect: "Become Superficially interested", Effect Duration: 27
11528	aromatic sinister petrified wood war pike	0		Spell Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2025-12"
11529	Annie Oakley's crafty petrified wood waist protector	0		Maximum MP: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Single Equip, Avoid Attack: 1, Last Available: "2025-12"
11530	teal horrifying banded petrified wood wizard's pouch	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Spooky Damage: +25, Single Equip, Lantern: 2, Lantern Element: "Hot", Lantern Element: "None", Last Available: "2025-12"
11531	electrified petrified wood water purifier of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Lantern: 2, Lantern Element: "Cold", Lantern Element: "Sleaze", Last Available: "2025-12"
11532	blinking narrow veiny boxer's petrified wood whoopie panama	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Maximum HP: +10, Last Available: "2025-12", Thorns: 1
11533	yellow tumbling wool petrified wood walking pants of the businessman	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2025-12"
11534	dehydrated lime green ghostly petrified wood waste parts	1		Last Available: "2025-12"
11535	unsweetened adjusted galvanized petrified wood wafer praline	0		Effect: "Frosty the Hitman", Effect Duration: 23
11536	delicious cybeer	3	awesome	Last Available: "2025-12"
11537	ICEbox	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11538	pulsating wired underwear	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Refresh HP", Last Available: "2025-12"
11539	encrypted shuriken	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Encrypted Shuriken", Last Available: "2025-12"
11540	baby chest mimic	0		Free Pull
11541	tumbling googly chest eyes	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11542	mimic egg	0		
11543	prompt groovy Crimbuccaneer war standard	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2023-12"
11544	Oprah's Elf Guard war standard	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2023-12"
11545	jittery squat in-the-box spring shoes	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-02"
11546	blinking Sherlock's forbidden razor-sharp spring shoes	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Item Drop: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spring Away", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spring Kick", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spring Growth Spurt", Drops Items, Last Available: "2024-02"
11547	energized altered ultra-soft ferns	0		Effect: "Big Flaming Whip", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2024-02"
11548	improved modified activated crunchy brush	0		Effect: "Steroid Boost", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2024-02"
11549	smashed scientific equipment	0		
11550	twirling biphasic molecular oculus	0		No Pull
11551	spinning triphasic molecular oculus	0		
11552	yellow high-tension exoskeleton	0		Avoid Attack: 1
11553	red blurry ultra-high-tension exoskeleton	0		Avoid Attack: 2
11554	olive irresponsible-tension exoskeleton	0		Avoid Attack: 3
11555	quick-release belt pouch	0		Single Equip
11556	quick-release fannypack	0		Single Equip
11557	quick-release utility belt	0		Single Equip
11558	upside-down brainy motion sensor	0		Mysticality: +5, Single Equip
11559	maroon focused magnetron pistol	0		Single Equip
11560	packaged Everfull Dart Holster	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-03"
11561	wool nasty Everfull Dart Holster	0		Stench Damage: +5, Cold Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-03"
11562	blinking research fragment	0		
11563	Thwaitgold wolf spider statuette	0		
11564	cyan boxed Apriling band helmet	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-04"
11565	nippy mansplainer's wholesome occult Apriling band helmet of the sewer	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Monster Level: +15, Cold Damage: +10, Stench Damage: +25, Last Available: "2024-04"
11566	clever smooth Apriling band saxophone of the brute of the cheetah	0		Moxie: +15, Muscle Percent: +30, Maximum MP: +20, Initiative: +60, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-04"
11567	narrow stiffened dance instructor's Sinatra's savvy Apriling band quad tom	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Experience (Moxie): +5, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Damage Reduction: 1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-04"
11568	Oprah's medical-grade Apriling band tuba of dire peril of the bloodbag of the sewer	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Maximum HP: +100, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Stench Damage: +25, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-04"
11569	sharpshooter's Oprah's medical-grade fortified smartaleck's Apriling band staff of the scaredy-cat	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Damage Absorption: +60, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Monster Level: -15, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-04"
11570	upside-down mirror Apriling band piccolo	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-04"
11571	twirling boxed Mayam Calendar	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-05"
11572	Mayam Calendar	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-05"
11573	normal bite-sized yam	1	good	Last Available: "2024-05"
11574	acceptable weak yam martini	2	good	Last Available: "2024-05"
11575	triple-distilled fancy tolerable upside-down sweet potato o' mine	8	good	Effect: "Mayeaugh", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2024-05"
11576	bad Southern yam	3	decent	Last Available: "2024-05"
11577	acceptable spinning sweet potato punch	3	good	Last Available: "2024-05"
11578	delicious jumbo spinning Mayam spinach	5	awesome	Last Available: "2024-05"
11579	half-sized flavorless upside-down yam and swiss	2	decent	Last Available: "2024-05"
11580	up-at-dawn foul-smelling yam cannon of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Stench Damage: +10, Adventures: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-05"
11581	green yam cannon	0		Initiative: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-05"
11582	yam battery	0		Last Available: "2024-05"
11583	tumbling cyan yam stinkbomb	0		Last Available: "2024-05"
11584	lard-coated sharpshooter's banded furry yam buckler	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-05"
11585	bouncing thanksgiving bomb	0		Last Available: "2024-05"
11586	banded yamtility belt of the sewer of bravery	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Stench Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-05"
11587	adequate miniature yam slider	2	good	Last Available: "2024-05"
11588	flavorless jittery yam mayo	4	decent	Last Available: "2024-05"
11589	adequate blue yam burrito	4	good	Last Available: "2024-05"
11590	wobbly visual packet sniffer	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11591	mini kiwi egg	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-06"
11592	aviator goggles	0		
11593	Thwaitgold Illinigina illinoiensis model	0		
11594	moldy miniature shaking mini kiwi	2	crappy	Last Available: "2024-06"
11595	ghostly horrifying MacGyver's mini kiwi bikini of the sewer	0		Maximum MP: +100, Stench Damage: +25, Spooky Damage: +25, Last Available: "2024-06"
11596	boozy delicious mini kiwitini	5	awesome	Last Available: "2024-06"
11597	mini kiwi invisible dirigible	0		Familiar Weight: -20, Last Available: "2024-06"
11598	mini kiwi aioli	0		Last Available: "2024-06"
11599	family-friendly fireproof Samson's mini kiwi silicon tiepin	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Hot Resistance: +3, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2024-06"
11600	mini kiwi tipi	0		Last Available: "2024-06"
11601	delicious mini kiwi digitized cookies	3	awesome	Last Available: "2024-06"
11602	weak acceptable mini kiwi intoxicating spirits	2	good	Last Available: "2024-06"
11603	irradiated extra-cold-filtered mini kiwi antimilitaristic hippy petition	0		Effect: "Disdain of She-Who-Was", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2024-06"
11604	dry teal skewed mini kiwi illicit antibiotic	0		Effect: "Healthy Bronze Glow", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2024-06"
11605	vibrating mini kiwi whipping stick of the overflowing toilet	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2024-06"
11606	ribald mini kiwi icepick	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Last Available: "2024-06"
11607	activated non-colloidal bouncing mini kiwi-flavored aspirin-injecting lipstick	0		Effect: "Emotion Sickness", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2024-06"
11608	packaged Roman Candelabra	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-07"
11609	Roman Candelabra	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blow the Blue Candle!", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blow the Green Candle!", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blow the Purple Candle!", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blow the Red Candle!", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blow the Yellow Candle!", Last Available: "2024-07"
11610	protogenetic chunklet (synapse)	0		
11611	twirling protogenetic chunklet (muscle)	0		
11612	purple protogenetic chunklet (flagellum)	0		
11613	green protogenetic chunklet (elbow)	0		
11614	skewed protogenetic chunklet (lips)	0		
11615	asbestos-lined baleful savvy messenger bag RNA	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Spell Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +5
11616	flagellate flagon	0		
11617	proto-proto-protozoa	0		
11618	moldy bacteria bisque	3	crappy	
11619	diet adequate ciliophora chowder	1	good	
11620	rotten cream of chloroplasts	3	crappy	
11621	synaptic soup	0		
11622	muscular soup	0		
11623	skewed flagellate soup	0		
11624	elbow soup	0		
11625	pulsating blurry lip soup	0		
11626	unevolved organism	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-07"
11627	extra ooze	0		
11628	blinking extra DNA	0		Experience (familiar): +1
11629	untorn tearaway pants package	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-08"
11630	blinking Sherlock's Tesla vibrating brainy tearaway pants of the glutton	0		Mysticality: +5, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Item Drop: +25, Food Drop: +100, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Tear Away your Pants!", Last Available: "2024-08"
11631	baby bodyguard	0		
11632	twirling Doll Moll violin case	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
11633	upside-down Tina gun	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11634	tattoo gun	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
11635	aged extra-dry narrow blue Colera Peste Nebbiolo	5	awesome	Last Available: "2026-08"
11636	longbox of Batfellow comics	0		
11637	teal Thwaitgold shield bug statuette	0		
11638	mirror bodyguard badge	0		
11639	fuchsia Too Cold to Hold: How to Be Cool - A Memoir	0		Skill: "Too Cool"
11640	yellow Too Cold to Hold: How to Be Cool - A Memoir (read)	0		Skill: "Too Cool"
11641	boxed Sept-Ember Censer	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-09"
11642	Sept-Ember Censer	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11643	blinking Rosewater's blade of dismemberment	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-09"
11644	Embering Hulk	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11645	Mmm-brr! brand mouthwash	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11646	Septapus summoning charm	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11647	structural ember	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11648	spinning scandalous vibrating cool embers-only jacket	0		Moxie: +5, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Sleaze Damage: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-09"
11649	pulsating sizzling bembershoot	0		Hot Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-09"
11650	bite-sized decent enchanted wheel of camembert	1	good	Effect: "Permanent Halloween", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2024-09"
11651	asbestos-lined electrified hat of remembering of Flo-Jo	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Initiative: +100, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-09"
11652	throwin' ember	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11653	head of emberg lettuce	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11654	maroon embering hunk	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11655	soft cap of diminishing returns	0		
11656	photo booth sized crate	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-10"
11657	boxed bat wings	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-10"
11658	prompt forbidden bat wings of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Adventures: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Rest upside down", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Swoop like a Bat", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Summon Cauldron of Bats", Last Available: "2024-10"
11659	squat green ember egg	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11660	red ember	0		Cold Resistance: +1
11661	bouncing personal trainer's monocle on a stick of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11662	friendly energetic plastic pipe	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Familiar Weight: +3, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11663	sizzling Da Vinci's fake arrow-through-the-head	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Hot Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11664	yellow sizzling bow tie of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Hot Damage: +10, Clowniness: 25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11665	MacGyver's wizardly fake huge beard	0		Mysticality: +25, Maximum MP: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11666	Herculean brainy astronaut helmet	0		Mysticality: +5, Experience (Muscle): +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11667	Van der Graaf Sinatra's feather boa	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11668	MacGyver's Sinatra's Sheriff badge	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Maximum MP: +100, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11669	squat beefcake's Sheriff pistol of the businessman	0		Muscle: +25, Meat Drop: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11670	veiny Sheriff moustache of terror	0		Maximum HP: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11671	spinning zippy quilted photo booth supply list	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Initiative: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Check for photo booth supplies", Last Available: "2024-10"
11672	peace turkey outline	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-11"
11673	tie-dye headband	0		
11674	moldy whirled peas	4	crappy	Last Available: "2024-11"
11675	half-sized bland peaza	2	decent	Last Available: "2024-11"
11676	cyan pulsating peace shooter	0		Last Available: "2024-11"
11677	boiled teal drenchrome 2.0	1		Effect: "The Halls of Mysticality", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2025-12"
11678	mixed ghostly skewed Synapse Blaster	1		Effect: "Ruthlessly Efficient", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2025-12"
11679	quantized familiar	0		
11680	ghostly quantum watch	0		Adventures: +2
11681	mirror quantized familiar experience	0		
11682	modified vacuum-sealed tumbling jittery pea brittle	0		Effect: "Dragged Through the Coals", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2024-11"
11683	perfectly mixed twirling peasco	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2024-11"
11684	stale miniature piece of cake	2	decent	Last Available: "2024-11"
11685	handful of split pea soup	0		Last Available: "2024-11"
11686	Sealed TakerSpace letter of Marque	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-12"
11687	TakerSpace letter of Marque	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11688	dangerous deft pirate hook of courage	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-12"
11689	tumbling nippy brawny iron tricorn hat	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Cold Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Iron Tricorn Headbutt", Last Available: "2024-12"
11690	squat energetic jolly roger flag	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-12"
11691	sleeping profane parrot	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11692	pirrrate's currrse	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11693	irresponsibly strong artisanal tankard of spiced rum	10	EPIC	Last Available: "2024-12"
11694	delicious high-proof tankard of spiced Goldschlepper	10	awesome	Last Available: "2024-12"
11695	packaged luxury garment	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11696	scorching governor's daughter's lace collar	0		Hot Damage: +25, Last Available: "2024-12"
11697	rosewater-soaked governor's daughter's petticoats	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2024-12"
11698	savvy governor's daughter's pearl hairpin	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Last Available: "2024-12"
11699	harpoon	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11700	fortified chili powder cutlass	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Last Available: "2024-12"
11701	bland huge Aztec tamale	4	decent	Last Available: "2024-12"
11702	jolly roger tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11703	ghostly yellow pet rock	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11704	twirling hardened groggles	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Last Available: "2024-12"
11705	mirror pirate dinghy	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11706	anchor bomb	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11707	dog trainer's educational silky pirate drawers	0		Experience: +1, Experience (familiar): +1, Last Available: "2024-12"
11708	ghostly lime green profane eye patch	0		Sleaze Damage: +3
11709	flattened quantum jittery yellow peppermint pegleg	0		Effect: "Stench Jellied", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2024-12"
11710	bad distilled hard cocoa	5	decent	Last Available: "2024-12"
11711	spoiled salmagumdi	3	crappy	Last Available: "2024-12"
11712	huge hardy plastic Easter Island Bunny	0		Maximum HP: +50, Last Available: "2024-12"
11713	plastic St. Patrick of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2024-12"
11714	double-paned resourceful plastic Colonel Brando	0		Maximum MP: +50, Cold Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2024-12"
11715	Usain Bolt's plastic Jedediah and Boiling Cloud	0		Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2024-12"
11716	chaotic plastic &quot;Santa Claus&quot;	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Last Available: "2024-12"
11717	Spirit of Easter	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11718	Spirit of St. Patrick's Day	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11719	Spirit of Veteran's Day	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11720	Spirit of Thanksgiving	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11721	pulsating Spirit of Christmas	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11722	normal enchanted coney haunch	4	good	Effect: "Papowerful", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2024-12"
11723	boiled colloidal pulsating dark chocolate egg	0		Effect: "Less Pervious", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2024-12"
11724	weak acceptable moai toai	2	good	
11725	spinning lime green skewed mirror Samson's groovy moaiball of the sewer	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Experience (Muscle): +5, Stench Damage: +25, Last Available: "2024-12"
11726	shaking half-digested rat	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11727	corrupted huge four-leaf potato sprout	0		Effect: "Sugary World View", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2024-12"
11728	nasty nippy slick potato jacket	0		Moxie: +10, Cold Damage: +10, Stench Damage: +5, Last Available: "2024-12"
11729	traumatic holiday memory	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11730	Brandonian footlocker key	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11731	blinking asbestos-lined Herculean military orb	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Hot Resistance: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Throw Military Orb", Last Available: "2024-12"
11732	quadruple-flattened modified tumbling rum ball	0		Effect: "Morninja", Effect Duration: 11
11733	blue gravy skin	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11734	toasty gravyskin hat of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Hot Damage: +5, Last Available: "2024-12"
11735	wicked sage gravyskin buckler	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Spell Damage: +5, Last Available: "2024-12"
11736	squat Usain Bolt's gravyskin skirt of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2024-12"
11737	medical-grade gravyskin pants of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2024-12"
11738	activated concentrated cyan bouncing crystallized pumpkin spice	0		Effect: "Nutrient-Rich", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2024-12"
11739	small moldy room scale bean casserole	2	crappy	Last Available: "2024-12"
11740	fragile Christmas ornament	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11741	skewed ragged wool yarn	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11742	banded sinister wizardly perfect Christmas scarf	0		Mysticality: +25, Spell Damage: +10, Damage Absorption: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-12"
11743	asbestos-lined occult snowman-enchanting tophat	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Hot Resistance: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Place your hat on their head", Last Available: "2024-12"
11744	electrified aerosolized super-corrupted wobbly LIDAR candle	0		Effect: "Improved Candy Vision", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2024-12"
11745	blinking flame-wreathed crafty Congressional Medal of Insanity of Leguizamo	0		Maximum MP: +10, Monster Level: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Lantern: 3, Last Available: "2024-12"
11746	pumpkin spice whorl	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11747	weak perfectly mixed Easter grasshopper	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2024-12"
11748	tolerable spinning Irish eggnog	3	good	Last Available: "2024-12"
11749	irresponsibly strong perfectly mixed canteen of jungle juice	9	EPIC	Last Available: "2024-12"
11750	drinkable bouncing turchucken	3	good	Last Available: "2024-12"
11751	watered-down artisanal mechanically-mulled cider	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2024-12"
11752	enchanted irresponsibly strong tolerable upside-down holiday trip around the world	7	good	Effect: "Your Favorite Flavor", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2024-12"
11753	rotten chocolate ostrich egg	3	crappy	Last Available: "2024-12"
11754	normal beef and cabbage	3	good	Last Available: "2024-12"
11755	delicious massive candy rations	10	awesome	Last Available: "2024-12"
11756	fancy normal small double-candied yams	2	good	Effect: "Rave Concentration", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2024-12"
11757	decent Christmas ham	3	good	Last Available: "2024-12"
11758	moldy snack-sized holiday smorgasbord	2	crappy	Last Available: "2024-12"
11759	Bowl of Infinite Jelly	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11760	slick bejazzled eyepatch	0		Moxie: +10, Last Available: "2024-12"
11761	upside-down Secrets of the Master Egg Hunters	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Master Egg Hunter"
11762	narrow Secrets of the Master Egg Hunters (used)	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Master Egg Hunter"
11763	How to Lose Friends and Attract Snakes	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Attract Snakes"
11764	purple How to Lose Friends and Attract Snakes (used)	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Attract Snakes"
11765	Covert Ops for Kids	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Hide From Seekers"
11766	Covert Ops for Kids (used)	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Hide From Seekers"
11767	blurry Holiday Multitasking	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Holiday Multitasking"
11768	Holiday Multitasking (used)	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Holiday Multitasking"
11769	huge Hoyle's Guide to Reindeer Games	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Reindeer Games"
11770	Hoyle's Guide to Reindeer Games (used)	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Reindeer Games"
11771	upside-down moai statuette	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11772	Sherlock's coward's wizardly egg gun of the scaredy-cat	0		Mysticality: +25, Monster Level: -35, Item Drop: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Egg the face", Last Available: "2024-12"
11773	inspector's horrifying veiny army helmet of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Maximum HP: +10, Spooky Damage: +25, Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2024-12"
11774	upside-down candy egg deviler	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11775	jittery bouncing napkin	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11776	gigantic spoiled shaking jittery Thanksgiving ration	8	crappy	Last Available: "2024-12"
11777	mediocre watered-down Easter eggnog	2	decent	Last Available: "2024-12"
11778	dried pulsating clovermint	1		Effect: "Wet and Greedy", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2024-12"
11779	shaking twirling asbestos-lined therapeutic healthy baleful nylon Christmas stockings	0		Spell Damage: +25, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Hot Resistance: +5, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-12"
11780	tattoo of two turkeys	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11781	altered upside-down deviled candy egg	0		Effect: "Ninja, Please", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2024-12"
11782	shaking bouncing McHugeLarge deluxe ski set	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-01"
11783	squat blue ribald McHugeLarge duffel bag of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Sleaze Damage: +10, Last Available: "2025-01", McHugeLarge
11784	ghostly red scandalous Samson's McHugeLarge left pole of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Experience (Muscle): +5, Sleaze Damage: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "McHugeLarge Slash", Last Available: "2025-01", McHugeLarge
11785	rosy-cheeked wholesome McHugeLarge right pole of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Maximum HP Percent: 40, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "McHugeLarge Stab", Last Available: "2025-01", McHugeLarge
11786	MacGyver's McHugeLarge left ski of the glutton	0		Maximum MP: +100, Food Drop: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "McHugeLarge Avalanche", Last Available: "2025-01", McHugeLarge
11787	McHugeLarge right ski of Gandalf of bravery	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Spooky Resistance: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "McHugeLarge Ski Plow", Last Available: "2025-01", McHugeLarge
11788	1	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11789	0	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11790	pickled eXpand	1		Last Available: "2025-12"
11791	huge brute force hammer	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Brute Force Hammer", Last Available: "2025-12"
11792	pulsating wobbly datastick	0		Last Available: "2025-12", RAM: +1
11793	red dedigitizer schematic: brute force hammer	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11794	cyan dedigitizer schematic: malware injector	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11795	jittery dedigitizer schematic: cybervisor	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11796	dedigitizer schematic: digibritches	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11797	dedigitizer schematic: cryptocloak	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11798	dedigitizer schematic: zero-trust tanktop	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11799	shaking dedigitizer schematic: retro floppy disk	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11800	dedigitizer schematic: pocket GPU	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11801	dedigitizer schematic: trojan horseshoe	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11802	dedigitizer schematic: familiar-in-the-middle	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11803	cybervisor	0		Last Available: "2025-12", RAM: +3
11804	retro floppy disk	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11805	pocket GPU	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2025-12"
11806	malware injector	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Inject Malware", Last Available: "2025-12"
11807	CyberRealm keycode	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-12"
11808	lime green server room key	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11809	3d printed server room key	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11810	cyan dedigitizer schematic: 3d printed server room key	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11811	wobbly logic grenade	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11812	vaporized psilocyber mushroom	1		Last Available: "2025-12"
11813	bouncing dedigitizer schematic: SLEEP(5) rom chip	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11814	jittery dedigitizer schematic: OVERCLOCK(10) rom chip	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11815	blinking tumbling gray dedigitizer schematic: STATS+++ rom chip	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11816	dedigitizer schematic: insignificant bit	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11817	dedigitizer schematic: hashing vise	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11818	dedigitizer schematic: geofencing rapier	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11819	dedigitizer schematic: geofencing shield	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11820	mirror tumbling dedigitizer schematic: virtual cybertattoo	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11821	bouncing SLEEP(5) rom chip	0		Skill: "SLEEP(5)", Last Available: "2025-12"
11822	OVERCLOCK(10) rom chip	0		Skill: "OVERCLOCK(10)", Last Available: "2025-12"
11823	STATS+++ rom chip	0		Skill: "STATS+++", Last Available: "2025-12"
11824	cyan insignificant bit	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11825	parity bit	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11826	hashing vise	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11827	geofencing rapier	0		Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Thrust your geofencing rapier", Last Available: "2025-12"
11828	geofencing shield	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11829	virtual cybertattoo	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11830	green ninja rope	0		
11831	ninja crampons	0		
11832	ninja carabiner	0		
11833	extra-moist dry activated cyan synthetic coffee	0		Effect: "[1609]Dancin' Fool", Effect Duration: 61
11834	polymerized maroon iDrops	0		Effect: "Arabian Knighthood", Effect Duration: 62
11835	shame coil	0		
11836	new-in-box toy Cupid bow	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-02"
11837	toy Cupid bow	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Last Available: "2025-02"
11838	heat arc	0		
11839	scrape	0		
11840	phantom digit	0		
11841	wobbly foul line	0		
11842	blinking dark manioc	0		
11843	blinking blinking Observer source code	0		
11844	chill gherkin	0		
11845	childrens' stapler	0		
11846	plover's egg	0		
11847	flyswatter	0		
11848	pulsating Thwaitgold cordyceps ant statuette	0		
11849	heat particle	0		Hot Damage: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +10
11850	sore	0		Cold Damage: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +10
11851	stomach churner	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
11852	phantom brace	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10
11853	foul cozy	0		Stench Damage: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +10
11854	grim cellophane	0		Combat Rate: -5
11855	rift oculus	0		Combat Rate: +5
11856	sweaty egg	0		HP Regen Min: 4, HP Regen Max: 8
11857	ghostly tumbling carton of extra-sharp, staples	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Spell Damage: +10
11858	red glover liners	0		Pickpocket Chance: +10
11859	narrow mosquito speakers	0		Monster Level: +5
11860	assemble-it-yourself Leprecondo	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-03"
11861	Leprecondo	0		Last Available: "2025-03"
11862	pickled narrow scoop of pre-workout powder	1		Effect: "Feelin' Philosophical", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2025-03"
11863	table tennis ball	0		Last Available: "2025-03"
11864	aged pint of Leprechaun Stout	4	awesome	Last Available: "2025-03"
11865	twisted phosphor traces	1		Last Available: "2025-03"
11866	crafting plans	0		Last Available: "2025-03"
11867	wobbly Book of Irony	0		Skill: "Generate Irony"
11868	twirling spoon	0		
11869	shaking unironic knife	0		
11870	bar dart	0		Last Available: "2025-03"
11871	dried purple leprechaun antidepressant pill	1		Effect: "Macho Profundo", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2025-03"
11872	yummy Heck ramen	3	awesome	Last Available: "2025-03"
11873	spoiled fancy burrito	3	crappy	Effect: "Riboflavin'", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2025-03"
11874	huge bland small beer brat	9	decent	Last Available: "2025-03"
11875	decent small peach pie	2	good	Last Available: "2025-03"
11876	rotten incredible mini-pizza	3	crappy	Last Available: "2025-03"
11877	triple-distilled drinkable squat Divine sidecar	8	good	Last Available: "2025-03"
11878	watered-down delicious twirling tangarita sidecar	2	awesome	Last Available: "2025-03"
11879	tolerable practically non-alcoholic gimlet sidecar	1	good	Last Available: "2025-03"
11880	perfectly mixed practically non-alcoholic vodka stratocaster sidecar	1	super ultra EPIC	Last Available: "2025-03"
11881	delicious watered-down prussian cathouse sidecar	2	awesome	Last Available: "2025-03"
11882	spirit-forward artisanal Mon Tiki sidecar	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2025-03"
11883	blinking Packaged April Shower Thoughts Calendar	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-04"
11884	steel-toed groovy April Shower Thoughts shield	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Damage Reduction: 9, Last Available: "2025-04"
11885	olive glob of wet paper	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11886	spitball	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11887	pickled modified blinking wet paper weights	0		Effect: "Armored Innards", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2025-04"
11888	perfectly mixed Three Sheets to the Wind	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2025-04"
11889	tiny bland fuchsia pile of wet dates	1	decent	Last Available: "2025-04"
11890	papier Mach 1 airplane	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11891	wet blanket	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11892	pulsating supercharged wet shower cap	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2025-04"
11893	wholesome wet shower shoes	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2025-04"
11894	cyan squat wet shower shorts of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2025-04"
11895	huge wet paper tiger	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11896	gray ghostly wet paper eye	0		Familiar Weight: +15
11897	wet shower curtain	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11898	magnetized unsweetened skewed wet paper cup	0		Effect: "Human-Beast Hybrid", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2025-04"
11899	dry moist wet paperback	0		Effect: "Blessing of the Pervy Noodles", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2025-04"
11900	lion tamer's wet shower radio	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2025-04"
11901	ghostly wet shower stamp	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11902	wobbly gray birthday bloon of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100
11903	dry bouncing jawwetter	0		Effect: "Spell Transfer Complete", Effect Duration: 27
11904	cyan Unpeeled Peridot of Peril	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-05"
11905	huge pulsating Sherlock's Rosewater's weightlifter's Peridot of Peril	0		Muscle: +15, Mysticality Percent: +30, Item Drop: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2025-05"
11906	Sherlock's terrycloth turban	0		Item Drop: +25
11907	jockey's hat of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3
11908	sharpshooter's hat of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25
11909	shaking chaotic extra-tight skullcap	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10
11910	sturdy pith helmet of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100
11911	bishop's mitre of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100
11912	narrow tin foil hat of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100
11913	weightlifter's construction hardhat	0		Muscle: +15
11914	aromatic imposing pilgrim's hat	0		Stench Resistance: +1
11915	crown of thorns	0		Thorns: 1
11916	gray stylish bycocket of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100
11917	olive Thwaitgold mad hatterpillar statuette	0		
11918	jittery packaged prismatic beret	0		Free Pull
11919	blush beret	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Beret Blast", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Beret Boast", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Beret Busking", Last Available: "2025-06"
11920	flak shield	0		
11921	Axis HQ Code	0		
11922	squat yeti in a travel cooler	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-07"
11923	squat exchanger	0		Cold Damage: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2025-07"
11924	energetic Axis helmet of terror	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +10
11925	dangerous Axis fatigues of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Weapon Damage: +10
11926	pulsating red wicked wizardly Axis suspenders	0		Mysticality: +25, Spell Damage: +5, Single Equip
11927	stolen artifact	0		
11928	squat really expensive stolen artifact	0		
11929	priceless stolen artifact	0		
11930	blurry chocolate rations	0		
11931	nice nylon stockings	0		
11932	shaking Allied Radio Backpack Pack	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-07"
11933	stanky sage Allied Radio Backpack of extreme caution	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Monster Level: -25, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Call in an Airstrike", Last Available: "2025-07"
11934	bouncing orphaned baby skeleton	0		
11935	ordnance magnet	0		Single Equip, Drops Items
11936	confetti grenade	0		
11937	delicious enchanted Skeleton Wars rations	4	awesome	Effect: "Larger", Effect Duration: 50
11938	practically non-alcoholic mediocre skeleton war fuel can	1	decent	
11939	skewed skeleton war grenade	0		
11940	chocolate and nylons detector	0		
11941	wobbly blurry M&ouml;bius ring box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-08"
11942	M&ouml;bius ring	0		Gear Drop: [100*lte(paradoxicity,7)*gte(paradoxicity,3)], Last Available: "2025-08"
11943	narrow bone pacifier	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11944	squat medical-grade dangerous experienced Allied Forces insignia	0		Experience: +2, Weapon Damage: +10, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip
11945	Allied Tattoo Kit	0		
11946	handheld Allied radio	0		
11947	Axis codebook	0		
11948	vacuum-sealed red Life Goals Pamphlet	0		Effect: "Greedy Resolve", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2025-08"
11949	skewed clever bully badge	0		Maximum MP: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2025-08"
11950	knitted time cop top hat	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2025-08"
11951	Stock Certificate	0		Last Available: "2025-08"
11952	mixed blue mixed berry jelly	1		Effect: "Big Meat Big Prizes", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2025-08"
11953	flavorless thick toast with mixed berry jelly	5	decent	Last Available: "2025-08"
11954	normal cup of sugar	3	good	Last Available: "2025-08"
11955	decent Susie's cupcake	3	good	Last Available: "2025-08"
11956	huge clock	0		Last Available: "2025-08"
11957	fortified quilted the gun of temperance	0		Damage Absorption: 100, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2025-08"
11958	artisanal triple-distilled wine	10	EPIC	Last Available: "2025-08"
11960	tumbling really, really nice swimming trunks	0		Adventure Underwater
11961	sand penny	0		
11962	beefcake's undersea surveying goggles	0		Muscle: +25, Lasts Until Rollover
11963	mediocre Ocean-Touched Rum	4	decent	
11964	mixed water-logged pill	1		Effect: "Wreathed in Merriment", Effect Duration: 30
11965	jumbo special spoiled kelp puck	5	crappy	Effect: "Aloofah", Effect Duration: 40
11966	blinking wobbly scroll of sea strength	0		
11967	bouncing scroll of sea smarts	0		
11968	maroon scroll of sea smarm	0		
11969	huge tumbling waterlogged scroll of healing	0		
11970	sea gel	0		
11971	nitrogenated extra-polymerized mirror octopus ink bladder	0		Effect: "Outer Wolf&trade;", Effect Duration: 29
11972	durable dolphin whistle	0		
11973	wobbly yellow Thwaitgold lobster statuette	0		
11974	purple packaged Monodent of the Sea	0		Free Pull
11975	Monodent of the Sea	0		Hot Damage: +25, All Attributes Percent: +5, Experience: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sea *dent: Throw a Lightning Bolt", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sea *dent: Summon a Wave", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sea *dent: Talk to Some Fish", Last Available: "2025-09"
11976	unblemished pearl	0		
11977	beefy dentadent	0		Muscle: +10
11986	lab-grown blood cubic zirconia	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-10"
11987	horrifying stanky sharpshooter's educational cool blood cubic zirconia of the overflowing toilet	0		Moxie: +5, Experience: +1, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Stench Spell Damage: 75, Spooky Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Blood Geyser", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Refracted Gaze", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Sweat Bullets", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Blood Bath", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Dial it up to 11", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Sweat Equity", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Create Blood Thinner", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Prepare Spinal Tapas", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Craft a Pheromone Cocktail", Last Available: "2025-10"
12044	dehydrated fuchsia blood thinner	1		Last Available: "2025-10"
12045	artisanal pheromone cocktail	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2025-10"
12046	rotten gigantic pulsating spinning spinal tapas	8	crappy	Last Available: "2025-10"
12047	tumbling shrunken head in a duffel bag	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-11"
12048	aromatic boxer's shrunken head of the dark arts	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Stench Resistance: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Prepare to reanimate your Foe", Last Available: "2025-11"
12049	wobbly stocking full of bones	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-12"
12050	small peppermint-flavored sugar walking crook	0		
12051	knucklebone	0		
12052	delicious mirror Smoking Pope	3	awesome	
12053	spoiled prize turkey	4	crappy	
12054	vaporized blurry medicinal gruel	1		
12055	small flavorless full-sized pumpkin pie	2	decent	Last Available: "2025-11"
12056	perfectly mixed vodka cranberry sauce	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2025-11"
12057	oxidized ghostly yammed candy	0		Effect: "Hennaliciousness", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2025-11"
12058	decent small bouncing treasure chestnut	2	good	Last Available: "2025-12"
12059	hand-crafted bouncing mulled butter rum	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2025-12"
12060	boiled cinnamon doubloon	0		Effect: "Arcane in the Brain", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2025-12"
12061	jittery friendly plastic left skeleton arm	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2025-12"
12062	squat Sinatra's plastic left skeleton leg	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Last Available: "2025-12"
12063	asbestos-lined plastic right skeleton arm	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2025-12"
12064	dog trainer's plastic right skeleton leg	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Last Available: "2025-12"
12065	inspector's plastic skeleton pelvis	0		Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2025-12"
12066	discreetly-wrapped Eternity Codpiece	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-12"
12067	The Eternity Codpiece	0		All Attributes: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-12"
12068	yellow Jeselnik's angelbone kilt of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +25, Last Available: "2026-12"
12069	mirror curative angelbone totem	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-12", Spleen Capacity: +1
12070	bouncing Fonzie's angelbone chopsticks	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-12", Stomach Capacity: +1
12071	knitted angelbone mantle of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Cold Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2026-12"
12072	angelbone dice of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-12", Liver Capacity: +1
12073	mansplainer's sinister angelbone halo	0		Spell Damage: +10, Monster Level: +15, Last Available: "2026-12"
12074	vaporized shaking skewed angelbone fragments	1		Effect: "Heart of Pink", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2026-12"
12075	quadruple-adjusted Vulcanized biblically accurate gumdrops	0		Effect: "Creepin' Up on You", Effect Duration: 21
12076	blue blurry beefcake's devilbone helmet of doom	0		Muscle: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2026-12"
12077	razor-sharp devilbone greaves	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Last Available: "2026-12", Spleen Capacity: +1
12078	executive rosewater-soaked devilbone shinguards	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Meat Drop: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-12"
12079	narrow Usain Bolt's devilbone corset	0		Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2026-12", Stomach Capacity: +1
12080	blurry vibrating deadly devilbone flute	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2026-12"
12081	devilbone rosary of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-12", Liver Capacity: +1
12082	denatured devilbone chunks	1		Effect: "Human-Horror Hybrid", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2026-12"
12083	irradiated maroon Gehenna tattoo	0		Effect: "Twenty-three Squid, Ew", Effect Duration: 30
12116	green burnt incisor	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12117	narrow spinning gray burnt phalange	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12118	burnt radius	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12119	blurry burnt rib	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12120	burnt skull	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12121	Crymbocurrency	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12122	fuchsia wobbly extra-thick Crimbo sweater of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Last Available: "2025-12"
12123	ghostly The Encyclopedia of Holiday Funerary Rites	0		Skill: "Holiday Burial Knowledge", Last Available: "2025-12"
12124	watered-down delicious olive Steve Abrams' Holiday Sampler Beer	2	awesome	Last Available: "2025-12"
12125	crate of prize-winning rum	0		No Pull, Last Available: "2025-12"
12126	practically non-alcoholic perfectly mixed bottle of prize-winning rum	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	Last Available: "2025-12"
12127	electrified vibrating Santa-Slayer medal of incineration	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +50, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2025-12"
12128	mirror Skull of Claus	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12129	magnetized ghostly boiling bone marrow	0		Effect: "Memory of Smarts", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2025-12"
12130	deionized shaking boiling cerebrospinal fluid	0		Effect: "Blessing of Pikachutlotal", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2025-12"
12131	chilled Vulcanized spinning blinking boiling synovial fluid	0		Effect: "Bilious Brains", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2025-12"
12132	knitted sinister smoldering vertebra of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Spell Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2025-12"
12133	seal-clubbing club loot box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-01"
12134	<span style='padding: 2px; color: #ff8000; background-color: black;'>legendary seal-clubbing club</span>	0		Muscle Percent: +50, Weapon Damage: +10, Initiative: +50, Attacks Can't Miss, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Club 'Em Across the Battlefield", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Club 'Em Into Next Week", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Club 'Em Back in Time", Display Name: "<span style='padding: 2px; color: #ff8000; background-color: black;'>legendary seal-clubbing club</span>", Last Available: "2026-01"
12135	smoldering bone dust	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12136	volatile bone bomb	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12137	smartaleck's hot boning knife of Gandalf of incineration	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2025-12"
12138	lion tamer's hardened cool fistbone	0		Moxie: +5, Damage Reduction: 3, Experience (familiar): +2, Last Available: "2025-12"
12139	prompt thinker's burnt bone belt of the brute	0		Mysticality: +10, Muscle Percent: +30, Adventures: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2025-12"
12140	Jack Frost's scorched skull trophy	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2025-12"
12141	small bland wing bone	2	decent	Last Available: "2025-12"
12142	bad weak skeleton venom	3	decent	Last Available: "2025-12"
12143	twisted bouncing blurry baked bone meal	1		Last Available: "2025-12"
12144	blinking squat therapeutic plastic skeleton rib cage	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2025-12"
12145	bouncing Annie Oakley's plastic skeleton skull	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Last Available: "2025-12"
12146	shaking supercharged plastic skeleton Crimbo hat	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2025-12"
12147	assembled plastic Santa skeleton	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12148	sleigh	0		Familiar Weight: +10
12149	tumbling blinking undertakers' forceps	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12150	bone-polishing rag	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12151	Temple Grandin's brainy scorched skeleton mask	0		Mysticality: +5, Familiar Weight: +7, Last Available: "2025-12"
12152	upside-down greedy reassuring scorched skeleton shirt	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2025-12"
12153	scorched skeleton pants of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2025-12"
12154	messenger parrot egg	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12155	buryable chest	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12156	wobbly Shanty: Let's Beat Up This Drunken Sailor	0		Skill: "Let's Beat Up This Drunken Sailor", Last Available: "2025-12"
12157	Shanty: Let's Beat Up This Drunken Sailor (used)	0		Skill: "Let's Beat Up This Drunken Sailor", Last Available: "2025-12"
12158	red jittery Shanty: I'm Smarter Than a Drunken Sailor	0		Skill: "I'm Smarter Than a Drunken Sailor", Last Available: "2025-12"
12159	Shanty: I'm Smarter Than a Drunken Sailor (used)	0		Skill: "I'm Smarter Than a Drunken Sailor", Last Available: "2025-12"
12160	Shanty: Look At That Drunken Sailor Dance	0		Skill: "Look At That Drunken Sailor Dance", Last Available: "2025-12"
12161	upside-down Shanty: Look At That Drunken Sailor Dance (used)	0		Skill: "Look At That Drunken Sailor Dance", Last Available: "2025-12"
12162	skewed Shanty: Who's Going to Pay This Drunken Sailor?	0		Skill: "Who's Going to Pay This Drunken Sailor?", Last Available: "2025-12"
12163	Shanty: Who's Going to Pay This Drunken Sailor? (used)	0		Skill: "Who's Going to Pay This Drunken Sailor?", Last Available: "2025-12"
12164	Shanty: Only Dogs Love a Drunken Sailor	0		Skill: "Only Dogs Love a Drunken Sailor", Last Available: "2025-12"
12165	Shanty: Only Dogs Love a Drunken Sailor (used)	0		Skill: "Only Dogs Love a Drunken Sailor", Last Available: "2025-12"
12166	Crymbocurrency tattoo	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12167	squat lion tamer's Samson's fireproof bonesaw	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Experience (familiar): +2, Last Available: "2025-12"
12168	purple brawny vermiculite shield of the cheetah	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2025-12"
12169	lime green medical-grade ship's lantern	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2025-12"
12170	squat lime green sizzling beefy heat-resistant harpoon pistol	0		Muscle: +10, Hot Damage: +10, Last Available: "2025-12"
12171	normal traditional gingerloaf	3	good	Last Available: "2025-12"
12172	smooth Scotch and eggnog	4	awesome	Last Available: "2025-12"
12173	non-chilled ghostly blinking counterskeleton elixir	0		Effect: "Jaba&ntilde;ero Saucesphere", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2025-12"
12174	perfectly mixed &quot;salvaged&quot; wine	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2025-12"
12175	The Encyclopedia of Holiday Funerary Rites (used)	0		Skill: "Holiday Burial Knowledge", Last Available: "2025-12"
12176	crate of prize-winning cheese	0		No Pull, Last Available: "2025-12"
12177	big normal wedge of prize-winning cheese	5	good	Last Available: "2025-12"
12178	concentrated deionized cold-filtered lime green gummi fingerbone	0		Effect: "Polka Face", Effect Duration: 41
12179	wholesome glimmering crystal of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2025-12"
12180	jittery boxed Heartstone	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-02"
12181	Heartstone	0		All Attributes Percent: +25, Experience: +3, HP Regen Min: 15, HP Regen Max: 20, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Steal Monster's Heart", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heartstone: %kill", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heartstone: %banish", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heartstone: %stun", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heartstone: %luck", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heartstone: %pals", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heartstone: %buff", Last Available: "2026-02"
12182	Thwaitgold meat bee statuette	0		
12183	upside-down loose Meats	0		
12184	huge Archaeologist's Spade	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12185	boxed Archaeologist's Spade	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-03"
12186	dinosaur bone fragment	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12187	Pork Elf pottery shard	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12188	tumbling huge 2015 landfill detritus	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12189	blurry upside-down intact dinosaur egg	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12190	fossilized cow femur	0		Familiar Weight: +5
12191	tumbling unopened Pork Elf toiletries kit	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12192	huge Pork Elf toiletries kit	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12193	polymerized boiled Pork Elf mouthwash	0		Effect: "All Is Forgiven", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2026-03"
12194	concentrated corrupted cold-filtered gray Pork Elf deodorant	0		Effect: "Jingle Jangle Jingle", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2026-03"
12195	dry ionized twirling Pork Elf toothpaste	0		Effect: "Cravin' for a Ravin'", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2026-03"
12196	mirror bolt of fabric	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12197	prompt deadly and dress	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2026-03"
12198	blurry and dress of the pedagogue of vim and vigor	0		Experience: +3, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2026-03"
12199	corrupted dinosaur bone broth	0		Effect: "Radiated and Grodiated", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2026-03"
12200	gnawing bone	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12201	steel-toed dinosaur bone club	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Last Available: "2026-03"
12202	stanky fortified dinosaur skull helmet	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2026-03"
12203	green aromatic coward's Samson's dinosaur bone corset	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Monster Level: -20, Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2026-03"
12204	drinkable pulsating yellow Pork Elf cough syrup	3	good	Last Available: "2026-03"
12205	mirror Pork Elf neti pot	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12206	ghostly Pork Elf medicine cabinet	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12207	fuchsia Pork Elf sink	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12208	Pork Elf toilet	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12209	fancy small moldy squat rat pizza	2	crappy	Effect: "Human-Slime Hybrid", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2026-03"
12210	Fleek&trade; mascara	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12211	mirror gravedigger's weightlifter's hoverboard of the detective	0		Muscle: +15, Spooky Damage: +10, Item Drop: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-03"
12212	twirling aromatic Socratic brainy left shark fin	0		Mysticality: +5, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2026-03"
12213	fitness tracking bracelet of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-03"
12214	mixed upside-down candy bone	1		Effect: "Patience of the Tortoise", Effect Duration: 40
12215	wrapped Baseball Diamond	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-04"
12216	Baseball Diamond	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Last Available: "2026-04"
12217	half-sized bland discarded hot dog	2	decent	Last Available: "2026-04"
12218	lousy practically non-alcoholic most of a beer	1	decent	Last Available: "2026-04"
12222	pasta wand loot box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-05"
12223	<span style='padding: 2px; color: #ff8000; background-color: black;'>legendary pasta wand</span>	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Stench Damage: +5, Hot Damage: +5, Cold Damage: +5, Sleaze Damage: +5, Spell Damage: +10, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Spell Critical Percent: +15, Pasta Thrall Experience: +1, Single Equip, Display Name: "<span style='padding: 2px; color: #ff8000; background-color: black;'>legendary pasta wand</span>", Last Available: "2026-05"
12225	blurry legendary noodles	0		Last Available: "2026-05"
12226	bland can of tuna	3	decent	
12227	spoiled alien salad	4	crappy	
12228	normal diet ratbatatouille	1	good	
12229	flavorless onigiri	3	decent	
12230	adequate huge crudit&eacute;s	7	good	
12231	stale sauced mutton	4	decent	
12232	bite-sized adequate hot honey ant	1	good	
12233	adequate diet tomb aspic	1	good	
12234	bland later tots	4	decent	
12235	delicious Frutti di Scatoletta	3	awesome	Last Available: "2026-05"
12236	flavorless half-sized Pesto alla Marziano	2	decent	Last Available: "2026-05"
12237	moldy Arrattabbattabiata	4	crappy	Last Available: "2026-05"
12238	fancy flavorless miniature narrow Orzo di Riso	2	decent	Effect: "Lemony Goodness", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2026-05"
12239	miniature flavorless Pasta Grimavera	2	decent	Last Available: "2026-05"
12240	bite-sized flavorless spinning Linguini Ubriacapa	1	decent	Last Available: "2026-05"
12241	small adequate Formica e Pepe	2	good	Last Available: "2026-05"
12242	moldy Tubetto Gelatto	4	crappy	Last Available: "2026-05"
12243	spoiled Gnocci Domani	4	crappy	Last Available: "2026-05"
12244	Thwaitgold wallet moth statuette	0		
12245	blurry shaking gray scabbarded Sword of S Words	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-06"
12246	upside-down second-hand synthetic sloth skin scabbard	0		Familiar Weight: +5
12248	mirror mega helmet	0		
12252	Van der Graaf MacGyver's Space Soldier Helmet	0		Maximum MP: +100, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
12253	stale premium turkey leg	3	decent	
12254	triple-distilled mediocre styrofoam cup of mead	10	decent	
12255	padded sword	0		Damage Absorption: +20
12256	squat fuchsia wobbly staff of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50
12257	cyan flame-retardant lute	0		Hot Resistance: +1
12258	bouncing bouncing shrink-wrapped Cup of 13s	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-07"
12259	Cup of 13s	0		Booze Drop: +60, MP Regen Min: 4, MP Regen Max: 8, HP Regen Min: 8, HP Regen Max: 13, Last Available: "2026-07"
12260	wobbly foul-smelling padded Sinatra's The Wizard's Android	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Damage Absorption: +20, Stench Damage: +10
12261	flash paperwad	0		
12262	wobbly skewed juggling ball	0		
12263	jittery narrow double-paned Tesla tactical jester's cap	0		Cold Resistance: +5, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Combat Item Damage Percent: 50
12264	maroon single-use sword	0		
12265	knitted flimsy plastic helmet	0		Cold Resistance: +3
12266	pulsating wizardly flimsy plastic greaves	0		Mysticality: +25
12267	foul-smelling flimsy plastic breastplate	0		Stench Damage: +10
12268	Oprah's flimsy plastic shield	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50
12269	packaged Portable Laughing Stock	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-07"
12270	green pulsating inspector's resourceful occult Portable Laughing Stock	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Maximum MP: +50, Item Drop: +15, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Taunt Your Foe", Last Available: "2026-07"
12271	censurious healthy groovy Staff of Anachronistic Churning	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +3
12272	massive bland classic banana	7	decent	Last Available: "2026-07"
12273	spoiled watermelon	4	crappy	Last Available: "2026-07"
12274	spoiled super-sized quince	5	crappy	Last Available: "2026-07"
12275	Interesting Coin	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12276	spinning narrow Interesting Coin Inheritance Letter	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-08"
12277	adequate bite-sized wobbly classic banana pie	1	good	Last Available: "2026-07"
12278	non-adjusted boiled essential banana decoction	0		Effect: "Ooh, Salty!", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2026-07"
12279	anodized dry banana quintessence	0		Effect: "Grrrrrrreat!", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2026-07"
12280	acceptable Aesop Daiquiri	3	good	Last Available: "2026-07"
12281	perfectly mixed tumbling Monkey Congress	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2026-07"
12282	bite-sized stale watermelon pie	1	decent	Last Available: "2026-07"
12283	super-dry concentrated watermelon juice	0		Effect: "Smoky Third Eye", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2026-07"
12284	pickled tumbling Aqua Citrulanatae	0		Effect: "White-boy Angst", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2026-07"
12285	bad Melonegroni	3	decent	Last Available: "2026-07"
12286	spirit-forward hand-crafted narrow Melonade Spritz	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2026-07"
12287	spoiled gray quince pie	3	crappy	Last Available: "2026-07"
12288	moist jittery quince quaff	0		Effect: "Chalky Hand", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2026-07"
12289	super-corrupted purple blinking Quickquince	0		Effect: "Rain Dancin'", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2026-07"
12290	artisanal fancy olive Quiskey Sour	3	EPIC	Effect: "Antarctic Memories", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2026-07"
12291	artisanal distilled Quincea&ntilde;era Cooler	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2026-07"
12292	mediocre watered-down mirror Roth IPA	2	decent	Last Available: "2026-08"
12293	cyan blurry double-paned underdraft protection of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Cold Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2026-08"
12294	solvent	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12295	adequate soybean futures	4	good	Last Available: "2026-08"
12296	electrified housing bubble	0		Effect: "Superveiny 9000", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2026-08"
12297	altered Pixie-Swordz	0		Effect: "Sagittarius Rising", Effect Duration: 67
12298	perfumed wholesome financial instrument	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2026-08"
12299	blue ghostly hedge fund clippers of Tarzan of terror	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2026-08"
12300	stiffened selling shorts	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Last Available: "2026-08"
12301	blinking blurry bear tattoo	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12302	bull tattoo	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12303	healthy 401k ring of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2026-08"
12304	red bouncing balance sheet	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12305	frozen nitrogenated invisible hand	0		Effect: "Yet tea", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2026-08"
12306	flattened circle of overdraft protection scroll	0		Effect: "Wreathed in Smoke", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2026-08"
12307	galvanized enhanced wobbly mint	0		Effect: "Lifted Spirits", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2026-08"
12308	savings bondo	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12309	homeowner's loam	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12310	pickled ghostly toxic asset	1		Effect: "Melancholy Burden", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2026-08"
12311	powdered ghostly yellow intangible asset	1		Effect: "Hot Buttoned", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2026-08"
12312	modified jittery wobbly liquid asset	1		Last Available: "2026-08"
12313	gross prophet chrysalis	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12314	cast entrails	0		Familiar Weight: +5
12315	aged high-proof Malattia Becco Malbec	9	awesome	
12316	jittery kneecapping contract	0		Skill: "Order a Kneecapping"
12317	Old Country cookbook	0		Skill: "Old Country Cooking"
12318	maroon Thwaitgold and beetle statuette	0		
12319	yellow Blue Team scarf	0		
12320	wobbly Red Team scarf	0		
12321	meat shield toddler	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-09"
12322	can of shield tenderizer	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2026-09"