-1	artisanal pulsating gray Petite Porter	4	EPIC	
-2	perfectly mixed weak Scrawny Stout	2	EPIC	
-3	mediocre enchanted yellow Infinitesimal IPA	4	decent	
-4	tolerable eggnogtini	3	good	
-5	acceptable candycaine	4	good	
-6	weak lousy braincracker sweet	2	decent	
-16	acceptable watered-down shaking fermented honey	2	good	
-17	acceptable moons-shine	4	good	
-18	aged gin	3	awesome	
-19	mediocre triple-distilled maroon ecto-nog	10	decent	
-20	drinkable hot toady	3	good	
-21	enchanted lousy blurry hot choculate	3	decent	
-49	fortified hand-crafted Cyder	5	EPIC	
-50	weak artisanal Oil Nog	2	EPIC	
-51	artisanal Hi-Octane Peppermint Jet Fuel	4	EPIC	
-58	hand-crafted triple-distilled Grimacider	8	EPIC	
-59	hand-crafted fancy high-proof Isotope Nog	7	EPIC	
-60	practically non-alcoholic acceptable Mutagin 'n' Tonic	1	good	
-70	perfectly mixed practically non-alcoholic Gin and Herring	1	EPIC	
-71	bad Black and Tan and Red All Over	3	decent	
-72	tolerable bouncing Antarctic Ice Tea	3	good	
-76	mediocre CRIMBCO Ribbon Candy Schnapps	3	decent	
-77	perfectly mixed CRIMBCO Egg Substitute Nog Substitute	3	EPIC	
-78	tolerable ghostly CRIMBCO Extreme Braincracker Sour	3	good	
-82	lousy Horseradish-infused Vodka	4	decent	
-83	lousy practically non-alcoholic cyan Jerkitini	1	decent	
-84	perfectly mixed practically non-alcoholic Desert Island Iced Tea	1	EPIC	
-88	hand-crafted Crimbo Saketini	3	EPIC	
-89	delicious upside-down Crimboku Drop	3	awesome	
-90	tolerable squat Flaming Crimbo Log	3	good	
-107	special bad Fortified Eggnog Slurry	4	decent	
-108	tolerable skewed Hot Buttered Rum	3	good	
-109	mediocre Spicy Hot Chocolate	3	decent