1	seal-clubbing club	0		
2	seal tooth	0		
3	upside-down helmet turtle of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
4	turtle totem	0		
5	upside-down blue pasta spoon	0		
6	ravioli hat of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
7	blurry saucepan	0		
8	blinking spices	0		
9	disco mask of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
10	narrow disco ball	0		
11	skewed stolen accordion	0		Song Duration: 5
12	mirror mariachi pants	0		Familiar Effect: "8xPotato, cap 2"
14	powdered moxie weed	1		
15	powdered strongness elixir	1		
16	dehydrated pulsating squat magicalness-in-a-can	1		
17	moldy noodles	3	crappy	
18	huge tortoise's blessing	0		
19	wobbly toasty asparagus knife	0		Hot Damage: +5
20	jittery Kentucky-style derby	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 5"
21	skewed green sweet ninja sword	0		
22	upside-down studded boxer shorts	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, 4xVolley, cap 5"
23	chewing gum on a string	0		
24	blurry bouncing ten-leaf clover	0		
25	yellow meat paste	0		
26	Dolphin King's map	0		
27	upside-down spider web	0		
28	really spider web	0		
29	mirror really really spider web	0		
30	rock	0		
31	seal-toothed rock	0		
32	inspector's Bjorn's Hammer	0		Item Drop: +15, Class: "Seal Clubber"
33	snorkel	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
34	family-friendly Dolphin King's crown	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xGhuol, cap 8"
35	Knob Goblin scimitar of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15
36	careful Knob Goblin tongs	0		Monster Level: -10
37	weightlifter's viking helmet	0		Muscle: +15, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 5"
38	asbestos-lined Knob Goblin pants	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 5xPotato, cap 6"
39	pretty flower	0		
40	casino pass	0		
41	drinkable ice-cold Sir Schlitz	4	good	
42	wobbly hermit permit	0		
43	worthless trinket	0		
44	worthless gewgaw	0		
45	jittery worthless knick-knack	0		
46	skewed figurine	0		
47	adequate bite-sized blurry hot buttered roll	1	good	
48	heart of rock and roll	0		
49	stale huge bowl of cottage cheese	3	decent	
50	Herculean Rock and Roll Legend	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10
51	cool Knob Goblin Uberpants	0		Moxie: +5, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 3xFairy, cap 11"
52	banjo strings	0		
53	scandalous stone banjo	0		Sleaze Damage: +5
54	crafty wizardly Disco Banjo	0		Mysticality: +25, Maximum MP: +10, Class: "Disco Bandit"
55	jabañero pepper	0		
56	hot sauce	0		
57	5-Alarm Saucepan of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7, Class: "Sauceror"
58	stone turtle	0		
59	upside-down slingshot	0		
60	sinister Mace of the Tortoise	0		Spell Damage: +10, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
61	massive bland mirror fortune cookie	7	decent	
62	padded oriole-feather headdress	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xVolley, cap 3"
63	pulsating action figure body	0		
64	action figure head	0		
65	tumbling Mighty Bjorn action figure	0		
66	twig	0		
67	spaghetti with rock-balls	0		
68	groovy Pasta Spoon of Peril of mayonnaise	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Class: "Pastamancer"
69	tumbling Newbiesport™ tent	0		
70	bar skin	0		
71	squat purple grievous stakes	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50
72	tumbling Jim Carey's barskin hat	0		Monster Level: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 13"
73	skewed barskin tent	0		
74	Temple map	0		
75	sapling	0		
76	Spooky-Gro fertilizer	0		
77	stick of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15
78	olive pretty bouquet of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5
79	bugbear bungguard	0		Familiar Effect: "5xBarrr, cap 7"
80	pulsating fairy gravy boat	0		
81	delicious ice-cold Willer	4	awesome	
82	blue narrow ring	0		
83	shaft	0		
84	Orcish meat locker	0		
85	twirling shaking unlocked meat locker	0		
86	key	0		
87	huge meat from yesterday	0		
88	meat stack	0		
89	sword hilt	0		
90	helmet recipe	0		
91	pants kit	0		
92	meatsmithing guide	0		
93	twirling olive razor-sharp basic meat sword	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25
94	blue educational basic meat pants	0		Experience: +1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xPotato, cap 10"
95	ruddy basic meat helmet	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 2xFairy, cap 10"
96	dope gangsta bling-bling of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3
97	greasy Newton's pimpin' meat hat	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xVolley, cap 13"
98	dried face	0		
99	bouncing meat face	0		
100	jittery lifeless meat doll	0		
101	meat golem	0		
102	shrunken head	0		
103	wobbly shaking toasty Rosewater's staff	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Hot Damage: +5
104	scarecrow	0		
105	diet bland bowl of charms	1	decent	
106	ketchup	1	crappy	
107	catsup	1	awesome	
108	stick	0		
109	huge crossbow string	0		
110	aromatic basic meat staff	0		Stench Resistance: +1
111	purple groovy basic meat crossbow	0		Moxie Percent: +10
112	narrow reassuring fortified meatloaf helmet	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Spooky Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1.5xFairy, cap 13"
113	Lo Pan's dripping meat sword	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30
114	veiny dripping meat staff	0		Maximum HP: +10
115	spinning sharpshooter's dripping meat crossbow	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10
116	friendly vibrating Bugfinder Blade	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Familiar Weight: +3
117	bouncing Gnollish plunger	0		
118	narrow spring	0		
119	upside-down sprocket	0		
120	cog	0		
121	sprocket assembly	0		
122	cog and sprocket assembly	0		
123	Gnollish flyswatter	0		
124	empty meat tank	0		
125	full meat tank	0		
126	narrow jittery meat engine	0		
127	Gnollish autoplunger of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25
128	meat pants of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, cap 11"
129	ghostly smartaleck's third-hand nunchaku	0		Moxie Percent: +30
130	smartaleck's eyepatch	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "4xBarrr, cap 8"
131	frilly skirt	0		Familiar Effect: "4xFairy, cap 8"
132	Meat maid body	0		
133	spinning lime green Certificate of Participation	0		
134	blurry bitchin' meatcar	0		
135	sweet rims	0		
136	lime green tires	0		
137	blurry dope wheels	0		
138	bouncing ice-cold six-pack	0		
139	blue shaking valuable trinket	0		
140	ghostly dingy planks	0		
141	dingy dinghy	0		
142	bouncing anticheese	0		
143	cottage	0		
144	tumbling stone of eXtreme power	0		
145	barbed-wire fence	0		
146	dinghy plans	0		
147	banded eXtreme meat sword	0		Damage Absorption: +100
148	blurry supercool eXtreme meat staff	0		Moxie Percent: +20
149	Lo Pan's eXtreme meat crossbow	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30
150	teal Jack Frost's Oprah's Scalp of Gorgolok	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Class: "Seal Clubber", Familiar Effect: "3xGhuol, cap 25"
151	purple sharpshooter's groovy Elder Turtle Shell	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "3xGhuol, cap 25"
152	narrow knitted cool Colander of Em-er'il	0		Moxie: +5, Cold Resistance: +3, Class: "Pastamancer", Familiar Effect: "3xGhuol, cap 25"
153	sharpshooter's Ancient Saucehelm of horror	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Class: "Sauceror", Familiar Effect: "3xGhuol, cap 25"
154	narrow bouncing mansplainer's personal trainer's Disco 'Fro Pick	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Monster Level: +15, Class: "Disco Bandit", Familiar Effect: "3xGhuol, cap 25"
155	twirling wobbly brawny El Sombrero De Lopez of bravery	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Spooky Resistance: +5, Class: "Accordion Thief", Familiar Effect: "3xGhuol, cap 25"
156	guild application	0		
157	spinning Dramatic™ range	0		
158	jittery blurry Gnollish pie tin	0		
159	wad of dough	0		
160	pie crust	0		
161	decent ghuol egg	3	good	
162	delicious ghuol egg quiche	4	awesome	
163	veiny skeleton bone	0		Maximum HP: +10
164	smart skull	0		
165	jittery skewer	0		
166	ghuol ears	0		
167	adequate skewed blinking ghuol-ear kabob	3	good	
168	bone rattle of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25
169	bugbear beanie	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 7"
170	bouncing lihc eye	0		
171	small normal wobbly lihc eye pie	2	good	
172	gnoll lips	0		
173	narrow taco shell	0		
174	Gnollish casserole dish	0		
175	big stale pulsating uncooked chorizo	5	decent	
176	disembodied brain	0		
177	brainy skull	0		
178	bouncing tumbling detective skull	0		
179	bland chorizo taco	3	decent	
180	extra-dry acceptable ice-cold fotie	5	good	
181	baseball	0		
182	tumbling batgut	0		
183	upside-down bat wing	0		
184	briefcase	0		
185	fat stacks of cash	0		
186	spinning bean	0		
187	loose teeth	0		
188	bat guano	0		
189	guano coffee cup	0		
191	Oprah's batskin belt	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50
192	mirror batskin belt	0		
193	birthday candle	0		
194	friendly Mr. Accessory	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Softcore Only
195	eXtreme nose ring of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5
196	disassembled clover	0		
197	pulsating rat whisker	0		
198	rat appendix	0		
199	teal flame-wreathed ring	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10
200	rotten shaking rat appendix kabob	3	crappy	
201	tasty super-sized bat wing kabob	5	awesome	
202	rotten jumbo mirror carob chunks	5	crappy	
203	purple herbs	0		
204	small normal carob chunk cookies	2	good	
205	squat secret blend of herbs and spices	0		
206	piercing post	0		
207	hippy herbal tea	1	awesome	
208	lime green patchouli incense stick	0		
209	wad of tofu	0		
210	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	0		Bonus Resting MP: +7
211	lime green pulsating decorative fountain	0		
212	maroon windchimes	0		
213	gray wicked filthy corduroys of the cheetah	0		Spell Damage: +5, Initiative: +60, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 2xPotato, cap 15"
214	narrow auspicious filthy knitted dread sack	0		Item Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 15"
215	huge Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix	0		
216	huge moldy carob brownies	7	crappy	
217	bland huge enchanted blurry herb brownies	8	decent	Effect: "Butt-Rock Hair", Effect Duration: 25
218	blurry ghostly hemp string	0		
219	mirror necklace chain	0		
220	gnoll teeth	0		
221	gnoll-tooth necklace of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7
222	phat turquoise bead	0		
223	sage phat turquoise bracelet	0		Mysticality Percent: +10
224	Sherlock's eyepatch	0		Item Drop: +25, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, cap 6"
225	decent enchanted blurry tofu casserole	3	good	Effect: "Happy Trails", Effect Duration: 50
226	vaporized pulsating squat can of Red Minotaur	1	awesome	
227	bouncing clever Kentucky-fried meat sword	0		Maximum MP: +20
228	Kentucky-fried meat staff of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5
229	red rock-hard Kentucky-fried meat crossbow	0		Damage Reduction: 5
230	huge spinning wicked dead guy's watch	0		Spell Damage: +5, Single Equip, Nonstackable Watch
231	Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent	0		
232	blinking Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	0		
233	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	0		
234	blue Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	0		
235	perfumed Samson's Bigger Bugfinder Blade	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Stench Resistance: +5
236	huge Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit	0		
237	strong hand-crafted bottle of gin	5	EPIC	
238	extra-dry drinkable tumbling bottle of vodka	5	good	
239	foul-smelling toasty Orcish baseball cap	0		Hot Damage: +5, Stench Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr, cap 15"
240	jittery greasy steel-toed Orcish cargo shorts	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 2xGhuol, cap 15"
241	careful Orcish frat-paddle	0		Monster Level: -10
242	bland	4	decent	
243	rotten ghostly grapefruit	3	crappy	
244	moldy grapes	3	crappy	
245	spoiled olive	3	crappy	
246	adequate snack-sized tomato	2	good	
247	fermenting powder	0		
248	artisanal triple-distilled salty dog	7	EPIC	
249	lousy bloody mary	3	decent	
250	hand-crafted practically non-alcoholic screwdriver	1	EPIC	
251	watered-down bad cyan martini	2	decent	
252	weak perfectly mixed bloody beer	2	EPIC	
253	practically non-alcoholic smooth shot of schnapps	1	awesome	
254	extra-dry mediocre blinking shot of grapefruit schnapps	5	decent	
255	bad blurry fine wine	4	decent	
256	drinkable watered-down shot of tomato schnapps	2	good	
257	drinkable extra-spicy bloody mary	3	good	
258	maroon shaking ghostly dense meat stack	0		
259	snake skin	0		
260	spoiled special tiny White Citadel fries	1	crappy	Effect: "Eye of the Seal", Effect Duration: 15
261	half-sized decent White Citadel burger	2	good	
262	thick rotten piece of wedding cake	5	crappy	
263	adequate tiny yellow ghostly chocolate chips	1	good	
264	yummy chocolate chip cookies	4	awesome	
265	careful satin pants	0		Monster Level: -10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xPotato, cap 10"
266	acceptable narrow lightning	3	good	
267	mullet wig of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 2xGhuol, cap 10"
268	vibrating meat cowboy hat	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 3xLep, cap 10"
269	baleful sword	0		Spell Damage: +25
270	mirror picket fence	0		
271	altered shaking barbell	1		
272	compressed olive concentrated magicalness pill	1		Effect: "Rave Concentration", Effect Duration: 15
273	pickled gray moxie weed	1		Effect: "Frozen Shoulders", Effect Duration: 50
274	Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium	0		
275	mosquito larva	0		
276	leprechaun hatchling	0		
277	dried wobbly extra-strength strongness elixir	1		
278	compressed huge spinning jug-o-magicalness	1		
279	denatured narrow suntan lotion of moxiousness	1		
280	mirror Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	0		
281	tumbling twirling coward's gasmask	0		Monster Level: -20, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, cap 12"
282	Boris's key	0		
283	Jarlsberg's key	0		
284	upside-down Sneaky Pete's key	0		
285	Jack Frost's walrus-tusk earring	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50
286	maroon ring of half-assed regeneration of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
287	blinking wicked Boris's ring	0		Spell Damage: +5
288	potato sprout	0		
289	huge olive deadly Jarlsberg's earring	0		Weapon Damage: +5
290	wobbly Usain Bolt's Sneaky Pete's breath spray	0		Initiative: +80
291	prompt can of maces of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Adventures: +3
292	stylish rubber axe	0		Moxie: +25
293	ruddy forbidden chef's hat	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xLep, cap 7"
294	red educational pail	0		Experience: +1, Familiar Effect: "2xFairy, cap 7"
295	demonskin trousers of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 3xPotato, cap 17"
296	squat dungeoneer's dungarees of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 4xPotato, cap 7"
297	anodized ghostly tamarind-flavored chewing gum	0		Effect: "Riboflavin'", Effect Duration: 27
298	diffused frozen lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum	0		Effect: "Permafrosty", Effect Duration: 30
299	Vulcanized pickle-flavored chewing gum	0		Effect: "Blessing of Pikachutlotal", Effect Duration: 19
300	double-alkaline boiled jabañero-flavored chewing gum	0		Effect: "Shoesauce", Effect Duration: 50
301	pulsating flat dough	0		
302	immense decent yellow Knob sausage	6	good	
303	decent Knob mushroom	4	good	
304	dry noodles	0		
305	Knob Goblin harem pants of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 8xPotato, cap 2"
306	Knob Goblin harem veil of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "5xLep, cap 2"
307	super-anodized mirror Knob Goblin perfume	0		Effect: "Also Schmeckt Zarathustra", Effect Duration: 20
308	bouncing supercool Knob Goblin elite helm	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "2xFairy, cap 15"
309	spinning dog trainer's Knob Goblin elite pants	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, cap 15"
310	pulsating Knob Goblin elite polearm of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50
311	hill of beans	0		
312	olive boxer's Knob Goblin visor	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 12"
313	dog trainer's Crown of the Goblin King	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, 1xGhuol, cap 17"
314	toothsome half-sized bean burrito	2	awesome	
315	flavorless bean burrito	3	decent	
316	flavorless fancy big red insanely bean burrito	5	decent	Effect: "Blessing of the Stinking Alphredo™", Effect Duration: 25
317	bland twirling bean burrito	4	decent	
318	delicious bean burrito	3	awesome	
319	small moldy insanely bean burrito	2	crappy	
320	decent bat haggis	3	good	
321	small delicious skewed menudo	2	awesome	
322	tasty goat cheese	3	awesome	
323	toothsome low-calorie plain pizza	1	awesome	
324	normal sausage pizza	4	good	
325	thick flavorless goat cheese pizza	5	decent	
326	adequate mushroom pizza	3	good	
327	jittery goat	0		
328	perfectly mixed bottle of whiskey	3	EPIC	
329	educational goat beard	0		Experience: +1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato, cap 15"
330	glass of goat's milk	1	EPIC	
331	weak hand-crafted Canadian	2	EPIC	
332	tasty lemon	3	awesome	
333	spoiled lime	4	crappy	
334	olive Oprah's sabre teeth	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50
335	sabre-toothed lime cub	0		
336	hardened consolation ribbon	0		Damage Reduction: 3
337	ol' trophy	0		
338	tenderizing hammer	0		
339	tumbling Cobb's Knob lab key	0		
340	adjusted bouncing bouncing Knob Goblin steroids	0		Effect: "Here to Kick Ass", Effect Duration: 46
341	denatured cold-filtered Knob Goblin love potion	0		Effect: "All Is Forgiven", Effect Duration: 49
342	Knob Goblin stink bomb	0		
343	dry Knob Goblin sharpening spray	0		Effect: "Egg on your Face", Effect Duration: 18
344	squat tumbling Knob Goblin seltzer	0		
345	pulsating twirling Knob Goblin superseltzer	0		
346	shaking scrumptious reagent	0		
347	Dyspepsi-Cola	0		
348	pulsating ruddy ninja mask	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xBarrr, cap 20"
349	pulsating green icy katana hilt	0		
350	hot katana blade	0		
351	family-friendly icy-hot katana of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +1
352	cyan stylish ninja hot pants	0		Moxie: +25, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 3xPotato, cap 17"
353	ninja stars	0		
354	arcane researcher's nunchaku of the early riser	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Adventures: +7
355	supercool eXtreme scarf	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 25"
356	deadly snowboarder pants	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 25"
357	shaking Mountain Stream soda	0		
358	adequate gr8ps	3	good	
359	moldy gigantic enchanted maroon t8r tots	6	crappy	Effect: "Pork Power", Effect Duration: 35
360	beefcake's miner's helmet	0		Muscle: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 20"
361	miner's pants of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1.5xPotato, cap 20"
362	thinker's 7-Foot Dwarven mattock	0		Mysticality: +10
363	pulsating linoleum ore	0		
364	cyan twirling asbestos ore	0		
365	chrome ore	0		
366	linoleum sword hilt	0		
367	mirror linoleum stick	0		
368	ghostly linoleum crossbow string	0		
369	asbestos sword hilt	0		
370	asbestos stick	0		
371	blinking asbestos crossbow string	0		
372	chrome sword hilt	0		
373	narrow twirling chrome stick	0		
374	chrome crossbow string	0		
375	linoleum meat stack	0		
376	shaking asbestos meat stack	0		
377	chrome meat stack	0		
378	flame-wreathed educational linoleum sword	0		Experience: +1, Hot Spell Damage: +10
379	inspector's gravedigger's linoleum staff	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Item Drop: +15
380	linoleum crossbow of the brute of Flo-Jo	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Initiative: +100
381	mirror savvy asbestos sword of the blizzard	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +25
382	mirror red fireproof extremely unsafe asbestos staff	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Hot Resistance: +3
383	wobbly fireproof asbestos crossbow of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Hot Resistance: +3
384	rock-hard chrome sword of the brazier	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Hot Spell Damage: +25
385	Usain Bolt's frightening chrome staff	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Initiative: +80
386	twirling forbidden chrome crossbow of horror	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Spooky Spell Damage: +25
387	ghostly fuzzy dice	0		
388	wobbly yeti fur	0		
389	gray blinking deadly meaty helmet turtle	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xFairy, cap 17"
390	auspicious asbestos helmet turtle	0		Item Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xFairy, cap 20"
391	linoleum helmet turtle of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xFairy, cap 25"
392	aromatic chrome helmet turtle	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xFairy, cap 30"
393	penguin skin	0		
394	yak skin	0		
395	wobbly hippopotamus skin	0		
396	jittery olive dog trainer's penguin shorts	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xGhuol, cap 30"
397	narrow Oprah's yakskin pants	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xPotato, cap 35"
398	Socratic hippopotamus pants	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 2xGhuol, cap 32"
399	red supercharged eXtreme mittens	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30
400	handful of drink tickets	0		
401	Knob Kitchen grab-bag	0		
402	ruddy swashbuckling pants	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 1.5xFairy, cap 20"
403	prompt shoulder parrot	0		Adventures: +3
404	baleful acoustic guitarrr	0		Spell Damage: +25
405	squat sunken chest	0		
406	cyan pirate pelvis	0		
407	pirate skull	0		
408	maroon pirate skeleton	0		
409	tumbling vial of patchouli oil	0		
410	wobbly twirling personal trainer's sk8board	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10
411	jittery Jolly Roger charrrm	0		
412	tumbling barrrnacle	0		
413	sizzling Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	0		Hot Damage: +10
414	crowbarrr of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3
415	leotarrrd of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 2xPotato, cap 22"
416	safarrri hat of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, cap 22"
417	unsweetened wobbly fuchsia pulsating henna tattoo	0		Effect: "Rainbow Bright", Effect Duration: 57
418	alkaline super-magnetized Ferrigno's Elixir of Power	0		Effect: "Human-Humanoid Hybrid", Effect Duration: 15
419	corrupted serum of sarcasm	0		Effect: "Feline Ferocity", Effect Duration: 11
420	electrified anodized skewed tomato juice of powerful power	0		Effect: "Spooky Blur", Effect Duration: 55
421	alkaline gray philter of phorce	0		Effect: "Toothy Grin", Effect Duration: 50
422	improved magnetized narrow bouncing potion of potency	0		Effect: "Gunky Dory", Effect Duration: 64
423	polarized wobbly cordial of concentration	0		Effect: "Squid Squint", Effect Duration: 27
424	oxidized blinking ointment of the occult	0		Effect: "Always In Motion", Effect Duration: 23
425	modified polarized mirror oil of expertise	0		Effect: "Stemonitis Storm", Effect Duration: 53
426	dry ionized potion of temporary gr8ness	0		Effect: "Very Clean Guns", Effect Duration: 63
427	twirling teal box of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Wiki Name: "box"
428	skewed ghostly pulsating nothing-in-the-box	0		
429	fuchsia narrow beanbag chair	0		Bonus Resting MP: +30
430	purple acid-squirting flower	0		Single Equip, Thorns: 1
431	up-at-dawn clown shoes	0		Adventures: +5, Clowniness: 25
432	bloody clown pants of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Clowniness: 25, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 2xFairy, cap 12"
433	skinny balloon	0		
434	teal ghostly balloon helmet of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Clowniness: 25, Familiar Effect: "3xFairy, cap 12"
435	blinking avaricious careful balloon sword	0		Monster Level: -10, Meat Drop: +30, Clowniness: 50
436	red spinning balloon monkey	0		
437	chef skull	0		
438	blue chef-in-the-box	0		
439	bartender skull	0		
440	bartender-in-the-box	0		
441	chef-skull-in-the-box	0		
442	bartender-skull-in-the-box	0		
443	maroon beer lens	0		
444	twirling beer goggles	0		
445	tumbling MacGyver's box-in-the-box	0		Maximum MP: +100
446	nothing-in-the-box-in-the-box	0		
447	fuchsia Rosewater's box-in-the-box-in-the-box	0		Mysticality Percent: +30
448	hale foolscap fool's cap of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Maximum HP: +20, Clowniness: 25, Familiar Effect: "3xVolley, cap 10"
449	mirror perfumed clown nose	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Clowniness: 25
450	pulsating pretentious paintbrush	0		
451	pretentious palette	0		
452	disease	0		
453	sober pill	0		
454	screwdriver	0		
455	decent spinning jumbo olive	3	good	
456	practically non-alcoholic drinkable dry martini	1	good	
457	squat slick ye olde golde frontes	0		Moxie: +10, Class: "Disco Bandit", Single Equip
458	skewed maroon continuum transfunctioner	0		
459	pixel	0		
460	bouncing pixel	0		
461	pixel	0		
462	pixel	0		
463	pixel	0		
464	pixel potion	0		
465	pixel potion	0		
466	pixel potion	0		
467	bland pixel pie	3	decent	
468	ruby W	0		
469	blurry gray wussiness potion	0		
470	tolerable Imp Ale	4	good	
471	moldy hot wing	4	crappy	
472	diamond-studded cane of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Class: "Disco Bandit"
473	lime green sage crutch	0		Mysticality Percent: +10
474	cast	0		
475	experienced mask of bravery	0		Experience: +2, Spooky Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xBarrr, cap 15"
476	hellion cube	0		
477	huge greasy crafty infernal insoles	0		Maximum MP: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
478	huge evil arch	0		
479	dodecagram	0		
480	mirror box of birthday candles	0		
481	eldritch butterknife	0		
482	narrow thinker's Mr. Container	0		Mysticality: +10, Last Available: "2004-12"
483	Newbiesport™ backpack of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Last Available: "2004-12"
484	chaotic hemp backpack	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Last Available: "2004-12"
485	cyan snakehead charrrm	0		
486	pulsating mansplainer's Talisman o' Namsilat	0		Monster Level: +15, Single Equip
487	lime green Oprah's arrrgyle socks	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50
488	guitar pick	0		
489	drab sonata	0		
490	narrow deadly mesh cap of the empath	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Familiar Weight: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 41"
491	enormous belt buckle	0		
492	asbestos-lined extremely unsafe chaps	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Hot Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xBarrr, cap 40"
493	squat ketchup hound	0		
494	zippy batblade	0		Initiative: +20
495	catgut	0		
496	ghostly cat appendix	0		
497	gnatwing	0		
498	enchanted miniature decent papaya	2	good	Effect: "Red Around the Gills", Effect Duration: 20
499	ghostly curative brawny denim axe	0		Muscle Percent: +20, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
500	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	0		
501	snack-sized moldy Elfin shortbread	2	crappy	
502	pagoda plans	0		
503	spoiled skewered cat appendix	3	crappy	
504	huge evil arches	0		
505	Samson's gnatwing earring of the blizzard	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Cold Spell Damage: +25
506	moldy Hell broth	3	crappy	
507	fortified thunderrr guitarrr	0		Damage Absorption: +60
508	sonata	0		
509	Hey Deze nuts	0		
510	purple Boris's key lime	0		
511	Jarlsberg's key lime	0		
512	wobbly Sneaky Pete's key lime	0		
513	spoiled lime green Boris's key lime pie	3	crappy	
514	spoiled fuchsia Jarlsberg's key lime pie	4	crappy	
515	flavorless squat Sneaky Pete's key lime pie	3	decent	
516	tumbling Hey Deze map	0		
517	ghostly avaricious bejeweled accordion strap	0		Meat Drop: +30, Class: "Accordion Thief"
518	purple mystery juice	0		
519	pulsating moxie magnet	0		Moxie Controls MP
520	maroon leaflet	0		
521	gray kickback cookbook of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7
522	one-winged stab bat	0		
523	squat rewinged stab bat	0		
524	perfectly mixed papaya sling	3	EPIC	
525	grue egg	0		
526	jittery Frobozz Real-Estate Company Instant House (TM)	0		
527	volleyball	0		
528	bouncing blood-faced volleyball	0		
529	squat fertilized ghuol egg	0		
530	galvanized pickled yellow spray paint	0		Effect: "Clyde's Blessing", Effect Duration: 24
531	supercool special sauce glove	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Class: "Sauceror", Single Equip
532	huge ladle of mystery of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100, Class: "Sauceror"
533	Gnollish toolbox	0		
534	abridged dictionary	0		
535	bridge	0		
536	dictionary	0		
537	pr0n legs	0		
538	cyan blurry lion tamer's f3d0r4	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep, cap 27"
539	upside-down lowercase N	0		
540	pickled nitrogenated skewed Tasty Fun Good rice candy	0		Effect: "Towering Strength", Effect Duration: 46
541	narrow fireproof experienced draggin' ball hat	0		Experience: +2, Hot Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 25"
542	twirling lightning-fast brawny 1337 7r0uZ0RZ	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Initiative: +40, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, cap 27"
543	delicious fancy twirling Trollhouse cookies	3	awesome	Effect: "Pisces Rising", Effect Duration: 25
544	double-paned frightening talons	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Cold Resistance: +5
545	stale twirling Spam Witch sammich	4	decent	
546	meat vortex	0		
547	334 scroll	0		
548	668 scroll	0		
549	30669 scroll	0		
550	33398 scroll	0		
551	huge 64067 scroll	0		
552	64735 scroll	0		
553	pulsating 31337 scroll	0		
554	tiny bland pr0n cocktail	1	decent	
555	maroon aromatic rosy-cheeked drywall axe	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Stench Resistance: +1
556	Pine-Fresh air freshener of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3
557	tolerable fancy ghostly whiskey and cola	4	good	Effect: "Reptilian Fortitude", Effect Duration: 15
558	flavorless half-sized papaya taco	2	decent	
559	razor-sharp can lid	0		
560	tasty gigantic spinning maroon stalk of asparagus	7	awesome	
561	teal pregnant mushroom	0		
562	wobbly ratgut	0		
563	pulsating sonar-in-a-biscuit	0		
564	mediocre practically non-alcoholic Mad Train wine	1	decent	
565	huge frosty hobo gloves	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
566	energetic bum cheek	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xVolley, cap 5"
567	hermit script	0		
568	rotten small olive Double Bacon Beelzeburger	2	crappy	
569	toothsome Lord of the Flies-sized fries	4	awesome	
570	toothsome Chicken Sandwich	4	awesome	
571	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	1	awesome	
572	stale Children's Meal of the Damned	3	decent	
573	normal blurry noodles	3	good	
574	miniature tasty jittery noodles	2	awesome	
575	spoiled painful penne pasta	3	crappy	
576	bland special purple ravioli della hippy	4	decent	Effect: "Ermine Eyes", Effect Duration: 45
577	decent pr0n m4nic0tti	3	good	
578	moldy Hell ramen	4	crappy	
579	thick spoiled special boring spaghetti	5	crappy	Effect: "Superhuman Sarcasm", Effect Duration: 15
580	olive sauce of the ages	0		
581	blurry schmancy cheese sauce	0		
582	Himalayan Hidalgo sauce	0		
583	super-sized adequate fettucini Inconnu	5	good	
584	stale blurry spaghetti with Skullheads	4	decent	
585	bland special gnocchetti di Nietzsche	3	decent	Effect: "Partially Ghosted", Effect Duration: 10
586	gray nippy smooth ridiculously huge sword	0		Moxie: +15, Cold Damage: +10
587	frozen wet flattened super-spiky hair gel	0		Effect: "Tiki Temerity", Effect Duration: 30
588	blurry soft echo eyedrop antidote	0		
589	adequate pulsating cocoa eggshell fragment	3	good	
590	snack-sized stale cocoa eggshell fragment	2	decent	
591	cocoa egg	0		
592	house	0		
593	shaking phonics down	0		
594	mirror slick amulet of extreme plot significance	0		Moxie: +10
595	scroll of drastic healing	0		
596	coward's titanium assault umbrella	0		Monster Level: -20
597	therapeutic Mohawk wig	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol, cap 35"
598	lime green wobbly the Slug Lord's map	0		
599	chilly pants of the Slug Lord	0		Cold Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 3xPotato, cap 8"
600	maroon Van der Graaf Herculean Dr. Hobo's scalpel	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
601	Dr. Hobo's map	0		
602	Degrassi Knoll shopping list	0		
603	Item #13	0		
604	jittery Penultimate Fantasy chest	0		
605	Tissue Paper Immateria	0		
606	Tin Foil Immateria	0		
607	Gauze Immateria	0		
608	tumbling Plastic Wrap Immateria	0		
609	jittery S.O.C.K.	0		
610	jittery procrastination potion	0		
611	D	0		
612	original G	0		
613	spinning yellow plot hole	0		
614	ionized boiled probability potion	0		Effect: "Oh Hamlet Hamlet Hamlet Hamlet", Effect Duration: 64
615	pulsating chaos butterfly	0		
616	wobbly furry fur	0		
617	ionized diffused Angry Farmer candy	0		Effect: "Flamibili Tea", Effect Duration: 27
618	energized oxidized Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	0		Effect: "Boschface", Effect Duration: 17
619	narrow fuchsia reassuring needle	0		Spooky Resistance: +1
620	modified blurry thin candle	0		Effect: "Haunted Liver", Effect Duration: 59
621	Warm Subject gift certificate	0		
622	awful poetry journal	0		
623	skewed wobbly WA	0		
624	spinning NG	0		
625	wang	0		
626	blurry bouncing Wand of Nagamar	0		
627	ND	0		
628	metallic A	0		
629	fuchsia ribald eye	0		Sleaze Damage: +10
630	photoprotoneutron torpedo	0		
631	smartaleck's furry pants	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol, MP regen, cap 37"
632	executive disturbing fanfic	0		Meat Drop: +40
633	nasty Temple Grandin's wolf mask	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Stench Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, HP regen, cap 37"
634	cool whip	0		
635	spinning manspreader's paper umbrella	0		Monster Level: +10
636	meat globe	0		
637	toaster	0		
638	Socratic asshat of horror	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xVolley, cap 7"
639	adequate half-sized abominable snowcone	2	good	
640	wobbly Ent cider	1	EPIC	
641	massive stale toast	7	decent	
642	skeleton key	0		
643	skeleton key ring	0		
644	lime green Crimbo pressie	0		Last Available: "2003-12"
645	wrapping paper	0		Last Available: "2003-12"
646	stale jittery fruitcake	3	decent	
647	narrow present	0		Last Available: "2004-11"
648	hardened Crimbo sword	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Last Available: "2004-10"
649	Crimbo hat of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Familiar Effect: "1.75xVolley, 1.75xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2004-10"
650	ghostly wizardly Crimbo pants	0		Mysticality: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2004-10"
651	shellacked exclusive ultra-rare item	0		Damage Reduction: 7
652	quantum egg	0		
653	intragalactic rowboat	0		
654	lime green star	0		
655	line	0		
656	star chart	0		
657	personal trainer's star sword	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10
658	gravedigger's star crossbow	0		Spooky Damage: +10
659	yellow studded star staff	0		Damage Absorption: +80
660	squat deadly star pants	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 2xGhuol, cap 41"
661	star hat of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "0.5xVolley, 0.5xPotato, cap 41"
662	twirling educational star buckler	0		Experience: +1
663	blue star throwing star	0		
664	huge star starfish	0		
665	skewed Richard's star key	0		
666	narrow stanky vibrating shellacked steaming evil	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +25
667	huge castle map	0		
668	rock-hard spiked femur	0		Damage Reduction: 5
669	normal blue ghuol guolash	3	good	
670	red family-friendly lihc face	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xBarrr, cap 22"
671	grave robbing shovel of the wise owl of terror	0		Mysticality: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +10
672	tasty cranberries	4	awesome	
673	practically non-alcoholic artisanal enchanted vodka and cranberry	1	EPIC	Effect: "Magically Fingered", Effect Duration: 5
674	acceptable whiskey	4	good	
675	Samson's skull of the Bonerdagon	0		Experience (Muscle): +5
676	dragonbone belt buckle	0		
677	groovy badass belt	0		Moxie Percent: +10
678	chest of the Bonerdagon	0		
679	high-proof drinkable roll in the hay	7	good	
680	aged slap and tickle	3	awesome	
681	aged slip 'n' slide	3	awesome	
682	tolerable ghostly a sump'm sump'm	4	good	
683	hand-crafted twirling horizontal tango	3	EPIC	
684	fortified bad green skewed pink pony	5	decent	
685	huge inspector's ruddy Mr. Shirt of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Item Drop: +15
686	bouncing frosty knuckles	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10
687	enhanced blood of the Wereseal	0		Effect: "Oh Hamlet Hamlet Hamlet Hamlet", Effect Duration: 42
688	pixel hat of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xVolley, cap 12"
689	cyan clever pixel pants	0		Maximum MP: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, 4xPotato, cap 12"
690	yellow ghostly smooth pixel sword	0		Moxie: +15
691	digital key	0		
692	bouncing Ascension Souvenir T-Shirt	0		
693	lime green ruddy harem girl t-shirt	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40
694	perfumed Knob Goblin elite shirt	0		Stench Resistance: +5
696	wholesome frilly shirt	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10
697	blinking soggy wofl t-shirt of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25
698	lightning-fast loathing eagle baby-doll shirt	0		Initiative: +40
699	stanky pirate shirt	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25
700	squat Lo Pan's filthy hippy poncho	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30
701	floral print shirt of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
702	horrifying coconut bikini top	0		Spooky Damage: +25
703	olive wholesome goth kid t-shirt	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10
704	narrow green hamethyst	0		
705	blue baconstone	0		
706	green porquoise	0		
707	pork elf goodies sack	0		
708	ring setting	0		
709	jewelry-making pliers	0		
711	zippy Fonzie's hamethyst earring	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Initiative: +20
712	gray double-paned Van der Graaf hamethyst necklace of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Cold Resistance: +5, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip
713	twirling sinister hamethyst bracelet of doom	0		Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
714	horrifying quilted smartaleck's hamethyst ring	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Damage Absorption: +40, Spooky Damage: +25, Single Equip
715	upside-down flame-wreathed baconstone earring of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
716	horrifying baconstone pendant of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Spooky Damage: +25
717	stanky forbidden baconstone bracelet	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
718	horrifying gravedigger's baconstone ring of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Damage: 35, Single Equip
719	squat olive Sherlock's strapping porquoise eyebrow ring	0		Muscle: +5, Item Drop: +25
720	rosy-cheeked hardened porquoise necklace	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Single Equip
721	fuchsia zippy porquoise bracelet of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Initiative: +20
722	greedy asbestos-lined knitted porquoise ring	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Hot Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +20, Single Equip
723	flavorless huge bouncing olive Knoll mushroom	3	decent	
724	rotten mushroom	4	crappy	
725	pulsating upside-down squat one million meat pancakes	0		
726	ribald huge mirror shard	0		Sleaze Damage: +10
727	huge hedge maze puzzle	0		
728	tumbling hedge maze key	0		
729	green fishbowl	0		
730	pulsating fishtank	0		
731	red upside-down fish hose	0		
732	hosed tank	0		
733	cyan hosed fishbowl	0		
734	mansplainer's studded extremely unsafe makeshift SCUBA gear	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Damage Absorption: +80, Monster Level: +15, Adventure Underwater
735	skewed Sinatra's easter egg balloon	0		Experience (Moxie): +5
736	blinking stone tablet (Sinister Strumming)	0		
737	stone tablet (Squeezings of Woe)	0		
738	shaking stone tablet (Really Evil Rhythm)	0		
739	squat tambourine bells	0		
740	upside-down prompt tambourine	0		Adventures: +3
741	broken skull	0		
742	flavorless Knoll shroomkabob	4	decent	
743	moldy blinking mushroom	4	crappy	
744	alkaline pulsating hair spray	0		Effect: "Yuletide Industry", Effect Duration: 48
746	stat script	0		
747	squat Knob Goblin firecracker	0		
748	upside-down gourd potion	0		
749	spoiled warm mushroom	3	crappy	
750	yummy miniature fuchsia mushroom quesadilla	2	awesome	
751	decent upside-down cool mushroom	3	good	
752	spoiled gigantic cool mushroom casserole	7	crappy	
753	toothsome half-sized pointy mushroom	2	awesome	
754	decent cream of pointy mushroom soup	3	good	
755	diet spoiled mushroom	1	crappy	
756	normal red mushroom	4	good	
757	diet decent mushroom	1	good	
758	tasty ghost cucumber	3	awesome	
759	olive dill	0		
760	pulsating olive vinegar	0		
761	olive brine	0		
762	perfectly mixed irresponsibly strong especially salty dog	10	EPIC	
763	ghostly pickling solution	0		
764	super-sized decent blinking spectral pickle	5	good	
765	blue briny vinegar	0		
766	ghost pickle on a stick	0		
767	adjusted huge cologne of contempt	0		Effect: "Squatting and Thrusting", Effect Duration: 37
768	veiny spork	0		Maximum HP: +10
769	reassuring voodoo doll	0		Spooky Resistance: +1
770	wobbly resourceful hardy basic meat fez	0		Maximum HP: +50, Maximum MP: +50, Familiar Effect: "3xLep, cap 11"
771	tassel	0		
772	foon of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7
773	greasy padded basic meat spork	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
774	energetic Herculean basic meat foon	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Maximum MP Percent: +20
775	Yeti Protest Sign	0		
776	blue fireproof kneecapping stick	0		Hot Resistance: +3
777	fortified iron pasta spoon	0		Damage Absorption: +60
778	teal wizardly support cummerbund	0		Mysticality: +25
779	Mob Penguin cellular phone	0		
780	scroll of pasta summoning	0		
781	activated shaking mafia aria	0		Effect: "Bilious Brawn", Effect Duration: 34
782	Mr. Exploiter	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
783	'Villa' document	0		
784	weak smooth ghostly Acqua Del Piatto Merlot	2	awesome	Last Available: "2004-10"
785	raffle ticket	0		
786	normal big strawberry	5	good	
787	aged narrow bottle of rum	4	awesome	
788	tolerable strawberry daiquiri	4	good	
789	hand-crafted huge rum and cola	3	EPIC	
790	acceptable boozy grog	5	good	
791	executive Mafia bow tie of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2004-10"
792	groovy Golden Mr. Accessory	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Softcore Only
793	vacuum-sealed dry pressed oil of stability	0		Effect: "How to Scam Tourists", Effect Duration: 42
794	non-electrified triple-wet huge oil of slipperiness	0		Effect: "Celestial Sheen", Effect Duration: 58
795	special mediocre Acque Luride Grezze Cabernet	3	decent	Effect: "Crocodile Tear", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2004-10"
796	skewed cement shoes of the empath of courage of the early riser	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Spooky Resistance: +3, Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2004-10"
797	hand-crafted practically non-alcoholic rockin' wagon	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	
798	special perfectly mixed shaking green wobbly ocean motion	3	EPIC	Effect: "Always be Collecting", Effect Duration: 5
799	mediocre fuzzbump	3	decent	
800	spoiled snack-sized skewed narrow poutine	2	crappy	
801	yummy miniature maroon Knob stir-fry	2	awesome	
804	moldy big Knoll stir-fry	5	crappy	
805	flavorless big stir-fry	5	decent	
806	fancy thick normal mirror narrow pulsating asparagus stir-fry	5	good	Effect: "A Contender", Effect Duration: 35
807	delicious massive olive stir-fry	9	awesome	
808	miniature decent Knob sausage stir-fry	2	good	
809	stale bat wing stir-fry	3	decent	
810	jumbo spoiled rat appendix stir-fry	5	crappy	
811	decent jumbo special tofu stir-fry	5	good	Effect: "Egg-stortionary Tactics", Effect Duration: 35
812	super-sized flavorless pr0n stir-fry	5	decent	
813	stale green Knob shells	3	decent	
814	massive stale bätzle	9	decent	
815	miniature normal ratini	2	good	
816	moldy Knob stroganoff	3	crappy	
817	tasty menudo ravioli	3	awesome	
818	gray plus sign	0		
819	milky potion	0		
820	gray swirly potion	0		
821	narrow bubbly potion	0		
822	yellow ghostly smoky potion	0		
823	cloudy potion	0		
824	effervescent potion	0		
825	mirror fizzy potion	0		
826	blinking dark potion	0		
827	olive spinning murky potion	0		
828	baby killer bee	0		
829	squat anti-anti-antidote	0		
830	immense bland royal jelly	8	decent	
831	small box	0		
832	narrow box	0		
833	frosty vorpal blade	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10
834	huge lard-coated studded cornuthaum	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1.5xPotato, 1.25xFairy, cap 21"
835	tumbling wobbly MacGyver's ring of aggravate monster	0		Maximum MP: +100
836	small stale mind flayer corpse	2	decent	
837	acceptable bouncing Uovo Marcio Shiraz	3	good	Last Available: "2004-10"
838	bouncing sharpshooter's Mafia stogie of doom	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2004-10"
839	artisanal Maiali Sifilitici Pinot Noir	3	super EPIC	Last Available: "2004-10"
840	scandalous toasty Mafia violin case	0		Hot Damage: +5, Sleaze Damage: +5, Last Available: "2004-10"
841	bad tomato daiquiri	3	decent	
842	watered-down tolerable beertini	2	good	
843	bad salty slug	4	decent	
844	artisanal twirling papaya slung	4	EPIC	
845	MAHI fez of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100, Familiar Effect: "0.5xVolley, 0.5xPotato, 0.5xLep, 0.5xFairy"
847	heteroerotic frat-paddle	0		
848	hypodermic needle	0		Familiar Weight: +5
849	Meat detector	0		Familiar Weight: +5
850	spinning many-eyed glasses	0		Familiar Weight: +5
851	bouncing prosthetic forehead	0		Familiar Weight: +5
852	shaker of salt	0		Familiar Weight: +5
853	blundarrrbus	0		Familiar Weight: +5
854	blinking sucky decal	0		Familiar Weight: +5
855	yellow balloon knife	0		Familiar Weight: +5
856	narrow shock collar	0		
857	moonglasses	0		
858	palm-frond toupee	0		Familiar Weight: +5
859	knife and fork	0		Familiar Weight: +5
860	blurry eye-pod	0		Familiar Weight: +5
861	bouncing chocolate spurs	0		Familiar Weight: +5
862	blurry magnifying glass	0		Familiar Weight: +5
863	tumbling skewer-mounted razor blade	0		Familiar Weight: +5
864	twirling stinger	0		Familiar Weight: +5
865	lead necklace	0		Familiar Weight: +3
866	spinning shaving cream	0		
867	cold-filtered pine tar	0		Effect: "Disco Concentration", Effect Duration: 51
869	forest tears	0		
870	wool fetus-smashing club	0		Cold Resistance: +1
871	tumbling jittery meatcar model	0		Familiar Weight: +5
872	Time Juice	0		Last Available: "2004-01"
873	rolling pin	0		
874	unrolling pin	0		
875	auspicious fireproof lard-coated crazy bastard sword	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +3, Item Drop: +10
876	scandalous stanky incredibly dense meat gem of the cheetah	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +5, Initiative: +60
877	squat Jim Carey's Talisman of Baio	0		Monster Level: +25
878	gray blinking nasty hypnodisk	0		Stench Damage: +5
879	modified maroon bottle of goofballs	0		Effect: "Helvella Health", Effect Duration: 53
880	narrow disbelief suspenders of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5
881	avaricious supportive bra	0		Meat Drop: +30
882	spinning Blatantly Canadian	0		
883	maple syrup	1	EPIC	
884	dangerous los chinos	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, HP regen, cap 13"
885	mirror axe of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5
886	leaflet	0		
887	leaf	0		
888	jittery maple leaf	0		
889	huge balaclava of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1.5xLep, cap 12"
890	flavorless balaclava baklava	3	decent	
891	blinking blinking curative Warehouse 23 bling	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
892	skewed resourceful stylish bugbear-smiting sword of doom	0		Moxie: +25, Maximum MP: +50, Spooky Spell Damage: +50
893	triple-distilled mediocre skewed lumbering jack	8	decent	
894	Dark Jill-O-Lantern	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
895	friendly Ms. Accessory	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Softcore Only
896	flame-retardant Mr. Accessory Jr. of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Hot Resistance: +1, Softcore Only
897	coffee sprite	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2005-10"
898	cyan Cheshire Bitten	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2005-10"
899	custom avatar form	0		Free Pull
900	smile-sharpening stone	0		Familiar Weight: +5
901	pulsating espresso maker	0		Familiar Weight: +5
902	squat 100-Watt bulb	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
903	tolerable weak Spasmi Dolorosi Del Rene Champagne	2	good	Last Available: "2004-10"
904	mirror auspicious MacGyver's Herculean school Mafia knickerbockers	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Maximum MP: +100, Item Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "5xGhoul, cap 25", Last Available: "2004-10"
905	corrupted huge Yummy Tummy bean	0		Effect: "From Nantucket", Effect Duration: 38
906	diffused Rock Pops	0		Effect: "Fudge Headache", Effect Duration: 33
907	magnetized dry bouncing Mr. Mediocrebar	0		Effect: "Alpine Mintiness", Effect Duration: 19
908	galvanized wobbly Cold Hots candy	0		Effect: "Eyes for Miles", Effect Duration: 36
909	pressed Wint-O-Fresh mint	0		Effect: "Hennaliciousness", Effect Duration: 33
910	tiny bland dwarf bread	1	decent	
911	pickled concentrated Senior Mints	0		Effect: "Hella Smooth", Effect Duration: 35
912	super-adjusted skewed pixellated candy heart	0		Effect: "Elron's Explosive Etude", Effect Duration: 41
913	concentrated kobold	0		Effect: "Techno Bliss", Effect Duration: 41
914	hand turkey outline	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2004-11"
915	jittery yam pinky ring	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
916	toasty ruddy intergalactic pom poms	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Hot Damage: +5
917	Mob Penguin protection contract	0		
918	huge Radio Free Baseball Cap of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, 1xFairy, cap 37", Last Available: "2006-07"
919	wobbly lion tamer's Radio Free Pants	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xGhoul, 1xLep, cap 37", Last Available: "2006-07"
920	brainy Radio Free Foil	0		Mysticality: +5, Last Available: "2006-07"
921	tiny bland special radio button candy	1	decent	Effect: "Standard Issue Bravery", Effect Duration: 25
922	severed rocking horse head of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100
923	broken cellular phone	0		Last Available: "2004-01"
924	crimbo elfling	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
925	skewed yellow dental pliers	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
926	extra-irradiated mirror Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance	0		Effect: "Inappropriate Spirit", Effect Duration: 32
927	practically non-alcoholic tolerable Ferita Del Petto Zinfandel	1	good	Last Available: "2006-12"
928	weightlifter's fuzzy bracelets	0		Muscle: +15
929	arse-shooting crossbow of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100
931	delicious practically non-alcoholic spiced rum	1	awesome	
932	aged weak eggnog	2	awesome	
933	snack-sized flavorless candy cane	2	decent	
934	huge rotten enchanted gingerbread bugbear	6	crappy	Effect: "Sauce Monocle", Effect Duration: 10
935	hardy imitation nice watch	0		Maximum HP: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2004-12", Nonstackable Watch
936	Hanukkimbo dreidl	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
937	blurry menorette	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2004-12"
938	upside-down plastic sword of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2004-12"
939	small Crimbo Pressie	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
940	bow	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
941	bouncing Crimbo stocking	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
942	Jim Carey's bowler	0		Monster Level: +25, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, 1.5xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2004-12"
943	energetic bow staff of the detective	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2004-12"
944	ruddy bowlegged pants	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Familiar Effect: "1xGhoul, cap 25", Last Available: "2004-12"
945	skewered jumbo olive	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
946	skewered lime	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
947	skewered cherry	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
948	aged practically non-alcoholic martini	1	awesome	Last Available: "2004-12"
949	fortified mediocre grogtini	5	decent	Last Available: "2004-12"
950	perfectly mixed cherry bomb	3	super ultra EPIC	Last Available: "2004-12"
951	extra special Crimbo stocking	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
952	Da Vinci's beefy hockey mask	0		Muscle: +10, Experience (Mysticality): +5, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1.5xGhuol, cap 25"
953	huge penguin-smacking club	0		Familiar Damage: +15
954	orphan baby yeti	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
955	gray forbidden fez of etymology	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 30"
956	delicious tiny mirror carob chunk noodles	1	awesome	
957	massive tasty wobbly chorizo brownies	9	awesome	
958	tasty big chocolate and tomato pizza	5	awesome	
959	flange	0		
960	wobbly clockwork key	0		
961	silk garter snake	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
962	velvet choker	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
963	electrified brainy plastic seal clubber	0		Mysticality: +5, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
964	mirror Usain Bolt's crafty plastic turtle tamer	0		Maximum MP: +10, Initiative: +80
965	mirror knitted fortified plastic pastamancer	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Cold Resistance: +3
966	pulsating scandalous dog trainer's plastic sauceror	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Sleaze Damage: +5
967	huge plastic disco bandit of dire peril of the scaredy-cat	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Monster Level: -15
968	hale plastic accordion thief of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Maximum HP: +20
969	plastic mosquito of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25
970	teal plastic leprechaun of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3
971	maroon dog trainer's plastic levitating potato	0		Experience (familiar): +1
972	flame-wreathed plastic angry goat	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10
973	plastic sabre-toothed lime of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100
974	bouncing stanky plastic fuzzy dice	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25
975	plastic pirate skeleton of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5
976	supercool plastic barrrnacle	0		Moxie Percent: +20
977	strapping plastic howling balloon monkey	0		Muscle: +5
978	red razor-sharp plastic stab bat	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25
979	double-paned plastic grue	0		Cold Resistance: +5
980	prompt plastic blood-faced volleyball	0		Adventures: +3
981	purple miser's plastic ghuol whelp	0		Meat Drop: +10
982	olive plastic baby gravy fairy of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100
983	teal Annie Oakley's plastic cocoabo	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20
984	narrow frosty plastic star starfish	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10
985	ruddy plastic ghost pickle on a stick	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40
986	plastic killer bee	0		Item Drop: +5
987	mirror sizzling plastic Cheshire bat	0		Hot Damage: +10
988	plastic coffee pixie of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100
989	mirror plastic bitchin' meatcar of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Single Equip
990	prompt plastic hermit	0		Adventures: +3
991	ghostly Tesla beefy plastic Boris of James Dean	0		Muscle: +10, Experience (Moxie): +3, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
992	dangerous Socratic plastic Jarlsberg of the bloodbag	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Weapon Damage: +10, Maximum HP: +100
993	boxer's plastic Sneaky Pete of terror of temperance	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +5
994	censurious plastic Susie	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3
995	adequate tiny Lucky Surprise Egg	1	good	
998	maiden wig	0		Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, cap 8"
999	gray maid head	0		
1000	huge Meat maid	0		
1002	upside-down extremely unsafe Xlyinia's notebook	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100
1003	olive soda water	0		
1004	mediocre blurry bottle of tequila	3	decent	
1005	lousy squat boxed wine	3	decent	
1006	jumbo bland cherry	5	decent	
1007	shaking upside-down up-at-dawn coconut shell	0		Adventures: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 7"
1008	boxer's ice cubes	0		Muscle Percent: +10
1009	artisanal vodka martini	4	EPIC	
1010	extra-dry mediocre whiskey and soda	5	decent	
1011	perfectly mixed monkey wrench	3	EPIC	
1012	mediocre tequila sunrise	4	decent	
1013	practically non-alcoholic perfectly mixed maroon skewed margarita	1	EPIC	
1014	acceptable enchanted watered-down bouncing strawberry wine	2	good	Effect: "Uncucumbered", Effect Duration: 15
1015	lousy practically non-alcoholic wine spritzer	1	decent	
1016	lousy perpendicular hula	3	decent	
1017	watered-down drinkable ducha de oro	2	good	
1018	fortified mediocre calle de miel	5	decent	
1019	lousy dry vodka martini	4	decent	
1020	practically non-alcoholic lousy narrow old-fashioned	1	decent	
1021	practically non-alcoholic aged tequila with training wheels	1	awesome	
1022	triple-distilled acceptable sangria	7	good	
1023	delicious watered-down vesper	2	awesome	Last Available: "2004-12"
1024	acceptable high-proof bodyslam	8	good	Last Available: "2004-12"
1025	tolerable sangria del diablo	3	good	Last Available: "2004-12"
1026	Valentine	0		Free Pull
1027	whip kit	0		
1028	buckler buckle	0		
1029	olive bouncing hippo whip of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20
1030	squat supercool penguin whip	0		Moxie Percent: +20
1031	vibrating yak whip	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10
1032	wool gnauga hide whip	0		Cold Resistance: +1
1033	gnauga hide	0		
1034	personal trainer's hippo skin buckler	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10
1035	friendly penguin skin buckler	0		Familiar Weight: +3
1036	yakskin buckler of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20
1037	teal gnauga hide buckler of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15
1038	irradiated nitrogenated fuchsia Connery's Elixir of Audacity	0		Effect: "Cruisin' for a Bruisin'", Effect Duration: 45
1040	Tam O'Shanter	0		Meat Drop: +50, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2005-03"
1041	delicious tumbling beer	4	awesome	
1042	experienced string of beads	0		Experience: +2
1043	twirling frightening string of beads	0		Spooky Damage: +5
1044	skewed baleful string of beads	0		Spell Damage: +25
1045	censurious plastic bottle opener	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3
1046	jittery wholesome traffic cone of horror	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "cap 15", Last Available: "2005-03"
1047	practically non-alcoholic drinkable squat N. O. Beer	1	good	
1048	vaporized mirror oyster egg	1		
1049	vaporized pulsating fuchsia oyster egg	1		Effect: "Buttermilk Boogie", Effect Duration: 25
1050	altered cyan oyster egg	1		
1051	plastic oyster egg	0		
1052	boiled oyster egg	1		
1053	boiled blinking oyster egg	1		
1054	distilled red squat oyster egg	1		Effect: "Heart of Green", Effect Duration: 10
1055	skewed plastic oyster egg	0		
1056	diluted puce oyster egg	1		
1057	pickled huge puce oyster egg	1		
1058	denatured bouncing spinning puce oyster egg	1		
1059	puce plastic oyster egg	0		
1060	dehydrated mauve oyster egg	1		
1061	mixed pulsating mauve oyster egg	1		
1062	boiled mauve oyster egg	1		
1063	upside-down mauve plastic oyster egg	0		
1064	powdered spinning pulsating purple oyster egg	1		
1065	diluted pulsating oyster egg	1		Effect: "The Grass...  Is Blue...", Effect Duration: 35
1066	twisted upside-down shaking oyster egg	1		Effect: "Conspiratory Eyes", Effect Duration: 35
1067	plastic oyster egg	0		
1068	mixed huge oyster egg	1		Effect: "Sharpened Sweet Tooth", Effect Duration: 45
1069	dehydrated huge oyster egg	1		
1070	modified bouncing oyster egg	1		Effect: "Make Meat FA$T!", Effect Duration: 15
1071	wobbly plastic oyster egg	0		
1072	powdered off-white oyster egg	1		
1073	diluted gray off-white oyster egg	1		
1074	boiled off-white oyster egg	1		
1075	off-white plastic oyster egg	0		
1076	dehydrated jittery tumbling ghostly oyster egg	1		
1077	denatured blurry upside-down oyster egg	1		Effect: "Pumped Stomach", Effect Duration: 35
1078	modified oyster egg	1		
1079	narrow plastic oyster egg	0		
1080	ghostly oyster basket	0		
1081	emo roe	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2005-04"
1082	gazing shoes	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
1083	blinking personal raindrop	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2005-04"
1084	rainbow tie	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
1085	clockwork widget	0		
1086	green clockwork thingamajig	0		
1087	squat clockwork doohickey	0		
1088	green clockwork clockwise dome	0		
1089	clockwork spine	0		
1090	clockwork rings	0		
1091	clockwork claws	0		
1092	green clockwork sheet	0		
1093	clockwork counterclockwise dome	0		
1094	clockwork sphere	0		
1095	deactivated MicroMechaMech	0		
1096	clockwork endoskeleton	0		
1097	blurry wholesome clockwork hat	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 20"
1098	deadly clockwork trench coat	0		Weapon Damage: +5
1099	gray up-at-dawn clockwork pants	0		Adventures: +5, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 1.5xGhuol, cap 20"
1100	gnauga hide chaps of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, 4xBarrr, cap 20"
1101	false eyelashes	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1102	mirror targeting chip	0		
1103	unwound clockwork grapefruit	0		
1104	upside-down Mountie hat	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1105	clockwork bartender head	0		
1106	clockwork chef head	0		
1107	clockwork maid head	0		
1108	skewed clockwork detective skull	0		
1109	clockwork bartender-head-in-the-box	0		
1110	clockwork chef-head-in-the-box	0		
1111	clockwork bartender-in-the-box	0		
1112	clockwork chef-in-the-box	0		
1113	clockwork maid	0		
1114	tisket	0		
1115	tasket	0		
1116	annoying pitchfork	0		Monster Level: +5
1117	blurry Sherlock's Fonzie's Stupid University Diploma of the detective	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Item Drop: 45
1118	pregnant mushroom	0		
1119	pregnant mushroom	0		
1120	teal blurry pregnant mushroom	0		
1121	inexplicably rock	0		
1122	blinking fairy gravy	0		
1123	gray bouncing halfberd of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100
1124	small glove	0		
1125	skewed greedy steel-toed glove of extreme caution	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Monster Level: -25, Meat Drop: +20
1126	vibrating toothpick	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Single Equip
1127	razor-sharp ninja sword	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25
1128	squat teeny-tiny ninja stars	0		
1129	nasty sequined fez	0		Stench Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1.75xLep, cap 20"
1130	blank card	0		
1131	beet	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1132	lime green Totally Gay Claymore	0		
1133	spinning star shirt of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20
1134	purple cosmetics bag	0		
1135	corrupted eyeliner	0		Effect: "Morninja", Effect Duration: 52
1136	flattened colloidal activated pulsating red lipstick	0		Effect: "Video Game Hot Dog", Effect Duration: 49
1137	maroon rosewater-soaked bicycle chain of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +3
1138	mirror mushroom fermenting solution	0		
1139	tolerable bouncing mushroom wine	3	good	
1140	smooth triple-distilled icy mushroom wine	6	awesome	
1141	fancy mediocre triple-distilled mushroom wine	7	decent	Effect: "Favored by Lyle", Effect Duration: 45
1142	aged huge pointy mushroom wine	3	awesome	
1143	perfectly mixed weak flat mushroom wine	2	EPIC	
1144	mediocre fuchsia cool mushroom wine	3	decent	
1145	practically non-alcoholic bad knob mushroom wine	1	decent	
1146	tolerable special spinning knoll mushroom wine	4	good	Effect: "Kernel Panic!", Effect Duration: 5
1147	hand-crafted mushroom wine	3	EPIC	
1148	perfectly mixed upside-down shot of flower schnapps	3	EPIC	
1149	miniature spoiled flower petal pie	2	crappy	
1150	acceptable shaking bottle of single-barrel whiskey	3	good	
1151	shaking strapping discarded plastic fork of the blizzard	0		Muscle: +5, Cold Spell Damage: +25
1152	gravy-covered maypole	0		Item Drop: +25, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2005-05"
1153	normal big shaking Retenez L'Herbe Paté	5	good	
1154	altered Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	1	awesome	
1155	wobbly letter from King Ralph XI	0		
1157	vibrating wholeberd	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10
1158	enhanced Meleegra™ pills	0		Effect: "Balls of Ectoplasm", Effect Duration: 28
1159	mariachi G-string	0		
1160	teal friendly irate sombrero	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 3xLep, cap 11"
1161	lime green upside-down pile of candy	0		
1162	modified chilled dry handsomeness potion	0		Effect: "Nightlit", Effect Duration: 66
1163	improved green marzipan skull	0		Effect: "Stogied", Effect Duration: 32
1164	blinking poultrygeist	0		
1165	hovering sombrero	0		
1166	skewed maracas	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1167	skewed plain brown wrapper	0		
1168	less-than-three-shaped box	0		
1169	narrow exactly-three-shaped box	0		
1170	chocolate box	0		
1171	gray coffin	0		
1172	spinning asbestos box	0		
1173	linoleum box	0		
1174	tumbling chrome box	0		
1175	ghostly cryptic puzzle box	0		
1176	skewed refrigerated biohazard container	0		
1177	magnetic field	0		
1178	potted cactus	0		
1179	skewed daisy	0		
1180	potted fern	0		
1181	huge tulip	0		
1182	spinning Venus flytrap	0		
1183	all-purpose flower	0		
1184	cyan exotic orchid	0		
1185	long-stemmed rose	0		
1186	gilded lily	0		
1187	deadly nightshade	0		
1188	cyan lotus	0		
1189	can of asparagus	0		
1190	dodecapede	0		
1191	ghuol whelp	0		
1192	teal pulsating zmobie	0		
1193	skewed tumbling Raggedy Hippy doll	0		
1194	twirling cyan stab bat	0		
1195	maroon apathetic lizardman doll	0		
1196	shaking yeti	0		
1197	jittery Mob Penguin	0		
1198	sabre-toothed lime	0		
1199	bugbear	0		
1200	bland mugcake	4	decent	
1201	special moldy urinal cake	3	crappy	Effect: "Sugary World View", Effect Duration: 10
1202	normal olive Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	3	good	
1203	normal small blinking squat personalized birthday cake	2	good	
1204	flavorless three-tiered wedding cake	4	decent	
1205	spoiled enchanted huge skewed babycakes	8	crappy	Effect: "Hustlin'", Effect Duration: 40
1206	decent velvet cake	3	good	
1207	diet flavorless lime green congratulatory cake	1	decent	
1208	flavorless angel-food cake	3	decent	
1209	small normal devil's-food cake	2	good	
1210	toothsome birthday party jellybean cheesecake	3	awesome	
1211	balloon	0		
1212	balloon	0		
1213	heart-shaped balloon	0		
1214	anniversary balloon	0		
1215	fuchsia Mylar balloon	0		
1216	yellow Kevlar balloon	0		
1217	thought balloon	0		
1218	rat head balloon	0		Familiar Weight: -3
1219	blurry mini-zeppelin	0		
1220	chilly Mr. Balloon	0		Cold Damage: +5
1221	balloon	0		
1222	ghostly padded Mr. Eh?	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Softcore Only
1224	jittery miser's electrified smooth steel shillelagh	0		Moxie: +15, Meat Drop: +10, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
1225	ribald Jack Frost's experienced steel skullcap	0		Experience: +2, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, 1xFairy, cap 22"
1226	family-friendly rock-hard steel solitaire of chilblains	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Cold Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Single Equip
1227	skewed flame-retardant manspreader's cool steel scarf	0		Moxie: +5, Monster Level: +10, Hot Resistance: +1, Single Equip
1228	cyan pulsating dog trainer's steel slacks of Gandalf of the boozehound	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Experience (familiar): +1, Booze Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "prismatic atk, 4xBarrr, cap 22"
1229	Sherlock's groovy steel suspenders of James Dean	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Experience (Moxie): +3, Item Drop: +25, Single Equip
1230	curative sinister brainy pikestaff	0		Mysticality: +5, Spell Damage: +10, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
1231	ruddy savvy pith helmet of extreme caution	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Monster Level: -25, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 45"
1232	purple Jack Frost's Lo Pan's slick pocketwatch	0		Moxie: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
1233	blue Tesla therapeutic pinky ring of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip
1234	Jim Carey's pants of the cougar of the storm	0		Moxie: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Monster Level: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 45"
1235	yellow lion tamer's beefcake's pendant	0		Muscle: +25, Experience (familiar): +2, Four Songs, Single Equip
1236	bouncing sizzling hockey stick of furious angry rage of the boozehound	0		Hot Damage: +10, Booze Drop: +100
1237	tapped lotus	0		
1238	glowsticks	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1239	jittery iced-out bling	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1240	upside-down spinning maroon limburger biker boots	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1241	carton of clove cigarettes	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1242	jittery deflated inflatable dodecapede	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
1243	toy six-seater hovercraft	0		Familiar Weight: -5, Last Available: "2011-12"
1244	Socratic Glass Balls of the Goblin King	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1
1245	squat Codpiece of the Goblin King of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7, Single Equip
1246	gravedigger's Newton's rib of the Bonerdagon of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Spooky Damage: +10
1247	vertebra of the Bonerdagon	0		
1248	blinking inspector's censurious personal trainer's Bonerdagon necklace	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Item Drop: +15
1249	Boss Bat britches of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xGhuol, cap 16"
1250	prompt toasty Boss Bat bling	0		Hot Damage: +5, Adventures: +3
1251	rotten fancy Knob shroomkabob	3	crappy	Effect: "Dirge of Dreadfulness", Effect Duration: 40
1252	normal super-sized mirror shroomkabob	5	good	
1253	lime green narrow pile of jumping beans	0		
1254	decent fancy jumping bean burrito	4	good	Effect: "Flower Power", Effect Duration: 30
1255	rotten big jumping bean burrito	5	crappy	
1256	moldy insanely jumping bean burrito	3	crappy	
1257	adequate rat scrapple	3	good	
1258	pail of pretentious paint	0		
1259	twirling experienced traffic cone of the empath	0		Experience: +2, Familiar Weight: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 15", Last Available: "2005-06"
1260	wax lips	0		Experience: +3, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2005-07"
1261	mixed Hatorade	1		Effect: "Some Cheese with Your Wine", Effect Duration: 5
1262	forbidden thinker's strapping off-hand balloon	0		Muscle: +5, Mysticality: +10, Spell Damage Percent: +50
1263	pygmy bugbear shaman	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
1264	nose-bone fetish	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
1265	box of sunshine	0		Free Pull
1266	tiny adequate gloomy mushroom	1	good	
1267	mirror dead mimic	0		
1268	pine wand	0		
1269	mirror ebony wand	0		
1270	hexagonal wand	0		
1271	green aluminum wand	0		
1272	marble wand	0		
1273	green hardened magic lamp	0		Damage Reduction: 3
1274	altered Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs	1		Effect: "The Moxie of LOV", Effect Duration: 5
1275	nippy basic meat skirt	0		Cold Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, 3xFairy, cap 10"
1276	bad fancy Otorian Battle Scar	3	decent	Effect: "Fudge Headache", Effect Duration: 40
1277	basic meat kilt of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 3xFairy, cap 10"
1278	rosy-cheeked meat skirt	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 3xFairy, cap 11"
1279	groovy meat kilt	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 3xFairy, cap 11"
1280	curative penguinskin mini-skirt	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xFairy, cap 30"
1281	penguinskin mini-kilt of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xFairy, cap 30"
1282	jittery beefy yakskin skirt	0		Muscle: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 35"
1283	studded yakskin kilt	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 35"
1284	grievous hippopotamus skirt	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 32"
1285	manspreader's hippopotamus kilt	0		Monster Level: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 32"
1286	Newton's furry skirt	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xFairy, cap 37"
1287	furry kilt of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xFairy, cap 37"
1288	green gnauga hide skirt of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Familiar Effect: "2.5xFairy, cap 20"
1289	upside-down Van der Graaf gnauga hide kilt	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "2.5xFairy, cap 20"
1290	modified wind-up clock	0		Effect: "Patience of the Tortoise", Effect Duration: 39
1291	Jekyllin hide belt of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2005-09"
1292	skirt / kilt kit	0		
1293	Jim Carey's ring of adornment	0		Monster Level: +25
1294	chilly ring of increase damage of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Cold Damage: +5
1295	Temple Grandin's ring of gain strength	0		Familiar Weight: +7
1296	chaotic ring of resistance	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10
1297	bouncing reassuring ring of fire resistance	0		Spooky Resistance: +1
1298	Rosewater's ring of conflict	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Single Equip
1299	razor-sharp pirate hook	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25
1300	bouncing monster bait	0		Item Drop: +5, Single Equip
1301	frozen blinking huge deodorant	0		Effect: "Spiritually Awake", Effect Duration: 34
1302	non-pickled moist flattened reodorant	0		Effect: "Inner Warmth", Effect Duration: 67
1303	Mjolnir Jr.	0		
1304	doppelshifter egg	0		Free Pull
1305	tumbling makeup kit	0		Familiar Weight: +15
1306	Socratic traffic cone of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 2xLep, cap 15", Last Available: "2005-10"
1307	calm attention-deficit demon	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-10"
1308	squat unwound cymbal-playing monkey	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-10"
1309	attention spanner	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1310	red funky fez	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1311	comfy blanket	0		Last Available: "2005-10"
1312	spinning chaotic Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Single Equip
1313	rock-hard Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Single Equip
1314	shaking up-at-dawn Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	0		Adventures: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 3xGhuol, cap 18"
1315	twirling Da Vinci's rose-colored glasses	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5
1316	facsimile dictionary	0		
1317	cyan blood flower	0		
1318	lovecat tail	0		
1319	plastic passion fruit	0		
1320	adequate thick questionable taco	5	good	
1321	gray Doc's Miracle Cure	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
1322	pulsating petrified time	0		Last Available: "2005-10"
1323	squat forbidden time helmet	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2005-10"
1324	cool time trousers	0		Moxie: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 25", Last Available: "2005-10"
1325	veiny time sword	0		Maximum HP: +10, Last Available: "2005-10"
1326	flame-wreathed Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "3xFairy, cap 7"
1327	Cloaca-Cola shield of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10
1328	stanky Cloaca-Cola fatigues	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "4xPotato, 1.5x Ghoul, cap 7"
1329	experienced Dyspepsi-Cola shield	0		Experience: +2
1330	Jeselnik's Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "3.5xPotato, 3xVolley, cap 7"
1331	maroon forbidden Cloaca-Cola helmet	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "3xFairy, cap 7"
1332	upside-down Cloaca-Cola knapsack	0		
1333	Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack	0		
1334	Cloaca-Cola	0		
1335	Dyspepsi grenade	0		
1336	Cloaca grenade	0		
1338	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	0		
1339	wobbly Cloaca-Cola c-rations	0		
1340	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	0		
1341	Jeselnik's Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Single Equip
1342	picture of a dead guy's girlfriend	0		
1343	zombie pineal gland	0		Last Available: "2005-11"
1344	liquefied galvanized concentrated Gummi-Gnauga	0		Effect: "Angry like the Wolf", Effect Duration: 33
1345	corrupted Now and Earlier	0		Effect: "Hammertime", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2020-09"
1346	triple-modified diffused ghostly Sugar Cog	0		Effect: "Neuroplastici Tea", Effect Duration: 33
1347	loaded serum blowgun	0		Last Available: "2005-11"
1348	cyan empty blowgun	0		Last Available: "2005-11"
1349	mirror miniscule temporal rip	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2005-11"
1350	mirror 1.21 jigawatts	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2005-11"
1351	squat inspector's pinky ring	0		Item Drop: +15, Single Equip
1352	enchanted artisanal redrum	4	EPIC	Effect: "Certainty", Effect Duration: 45
1353	ninja pirate zombie robot	0		
1354	pile of pebbles	0		
1355	stale miniature bowl of oriole's nest soup	2	decent	
1356	bunny liver	0		
1357	acceptable watered-down skewed Mt. Noob Pale Ale	2	good	
1358	green pirate zombie head	0		Last Available: "2005-11"
1359	ninja pirate zombie robot head	0		Last Available: "2005-11"
1360	yellow pirate zombie robot head	0		Last Available: "2005-11"
1361	personal trainer's disembodied smile	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Single Equip
1362	sausage	0		
1363	clockwork pirate skull	0		
1364	rhesus monkey	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1365	immense spoiled tofurkey leg	6	crappy	
1366	jumbo flavorless tofurkey gravy	5	decent	
1367	adequate small herbal stuffing	2	good	
1368	miniature rotten can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	2	crappy	
1369	tiny spoiled tumbling yams	1	crappy	
1370	Socratic rhinestone cowboy shirt	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1
1371	fireproof gingham blouse	0		Hot Resistance: +3
1372	thinker's souvenir ski t-shirt	0		Mysticality: +10
1373	sweet nutcracker	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2005-12"
1374	shaking mandible	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2005-12"
1375	beefcake's plastic Crimbo wreath	0		Muscle: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2005-12"
1376	plastic Uncle Crimbo of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2005-12"
1377	scorching plastic Crimbo elf	0		Hot Damage: +25, Last Available: "2005-12"
1378	wizardly plastic sweet nutcracker	0		Mysticality: +25, Last Available: "2005-12"
1379	beefy plastic Crimbo reindeer	0		Muscle: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2005-12"
1381	skewed huge aspirin	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1382	boiled ghostly chocolate	0		Effect: "Smugness", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2015-11"
1383	huge ghostly length of string	0		
1384	red googly eye	0		
1385	stuffing	0		
1386	shaking felt	0		
1387	huge block	0		
1388	toy wheel	0		
1389	yo-yo	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
1390	top	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
1391	spinning ball	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
1392	kite	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1393	pet rock	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1394	doppelshifter	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1395	teddy bear	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1396	blue rosy-cheeked brawny duck-on-a-string	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2005-12"
1397	toy soldier	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1398	doll house	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1399	boxer's toy train	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2005-12"
1400	Lo Pan's marionette	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Last Available: "2005-12"
1401	sock monkey of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2005-12"
1402	olive rag doll of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Last Available: "2005-12"
1403	wholesome can of fake snow	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2005-12"
1404	colored-light "necklace" of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Last Available: "2005-12"
1405	supercharged tree skirt	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 2xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2005-12"
1406	adequate jumbo ghostly wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie	5	good	Effect: "Wreathed in Merriment", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-06"
1407	spoiled bell-shaped Crimbo cookie	4	crappy	Effect: "Fury of the Bells", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-06"
1408	bite-sized decent tree-shaped Crimbo cookie	1	good	Effect: "Yuletide Sappiness", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-06"
1409	Unionize The Elves sign of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2005-12"
1410	sleeping snowy owl	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1411	Tome of Snowcone Summoning	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-01", Skill: "Summon Snowcones"
1412	deionized adjusted flattened gray snowcone	0		Effect: "Pasta Oneness", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2006-01"
1413	pressed denatured extra-magnetized squat snowcone	0		Effect: "Neutered Nostrils", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2006-01"
1414	adjusted snowcone	0		Effect: "Musky", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2006-01"
1415	altered snowcone	0		Effect: "Greedy Resolve", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2006-01"
1416	extra-unsweetened snowcone	0		Effect: "Seal Clubbing Frenzy", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2006-01"
1417	non-colloidal polymerized snowcone	0		Effect: "Don't Rest Ye, Bold Adventurer", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2006-01"
1418	Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2006-01"
1419	teddy bear sewing kit	0		Last Available: "2006-01"
1420	educational smartaleck's traffic cone	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Experience: +1, Familiar Effect: "2xLep, 2xFairy, cap 15", Last Available: "2006-01"
1421	Scandalously Skimpy Bikini	0		Four Songs, Single Equip
1422	maroon Sombrero De Vida	0		Four Songs, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xPotato, 1xLep, cap 12"
1423	iceberglet	0		Last Available: "2006-02"
1424	squat twirling censurious ice sickle of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2006-02"
1425	fortified ice baby	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2006-02"
1426	cyan twirling steel-toed ice pick	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1.5xLep, 1.5xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2006-02"
1427	sage weightlifter's ice skates	0		Muscle: +15, Mysticality Percent: +10, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2006-02"
1428	special yummy grue egg omelette	3	awesome	Effect: "Space Cadet", Effect Duration: 50
1429	teal twirling roll of drink tickets	0		
1430	pregnant gloomy mushroom	0		
1431	pregnant mushroom	0		
1432	miniature normal enchanted mushroom	2	good	Effect: "For Your Brain Only", Effect Duration: 20
1433	fruit bowl	0		
1434	fruit basket	0		
1435	maroon hot pink lipstick	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1436	hot stuffing	0		
1437	useless powder	0		
1438	ionized tumbling twinkly powder	0		Effect: "Unusual Perspective", Effect Duration: 40
1439	unsweetened twirling hot powder	0		Effect: "Anytwo Five Elevenis?", Effect Duration: 38
1440	chilled triple-electrified powder	0		Effect: "Crimbo Flavor", Effect Duration: 52
1441	flattened spinning ghostly powder	0		Effect: "Arabian Knighthood", Effect Duration: 17
1442	dry non-moist stench powder	0		Effect: "Turn On, Tune In, Play Ball!", Effect Duration: 46
1443	modified narrow sleaze powder	0		Effect: "The Smile of Mr. A.", Effect Duration: 57
1444	altered galvanized twinkly nuggets	0		Effect: "Improprie Tea", Effect Duration: 49
1445	ionized skewed hot nuggets	0		Effect: "Dance of the Sugar Fairy", Effect Duration: 58
1446	modified warmed nuggets	0		Effect: "Frisky Spirit", Effect Duration: 22
1447	dry red nuggets	0		Effect: "Very Clean Teeth", Effect Duration: 45
1448	magnetized altered galvanized stench nuggets	0		Effect: "Tightly-Wound Spine", Effect Duration: 69
1449	ionized pulsating sleaze nuggets	0		Effect: "Think Win-Lose", Effect Duration: 38
1450	distilled twinkly wad	1		
1451	powdered shaking red hot wad	1		
1452	altered red wad	1		
1453	vaporized wad	1		
1454	twisted jittery bouncing stench wad	1		
1455	denatured yellow wobbly sleaze wad	1		
1456	bouncing double daisy	0		
1457	cyan skewed Goth Giant	0		
1458	toothsome massive Valentine's Day cake	8	awesome	
1459	arrow'd heart balloon	0		
1460	velvet box	0		
1461	olive squashed frog	0		
1462	eye of newt	0		
1463	salamander spleen	0		
1464	maroon sleazy fairy gravy	0		
1465	suede shortsword	0		
1466	jittery bamboo bokuto	0		
1467	25-meat staff	0		
1468	two-handed depthsword	0		
1469	narrow bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme	0		
1470	lead yo-yo	0		
1471	slightly peevedbow	0		
1472	yellow narrow sack of doorknobs	0		
1473	ball-and-chain	0		
1474	maroon automatic catapult	0		
1475	cyan pentacorn hat	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 10"
1476	goofily-plumed helmet	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 17"
1477	plastic hard hat	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 22"
1478	salad bowl	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 30"
1479	wobbly football helmet	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 37"
1480	chain-mail monokini	0		Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 4xBarrr, cap 7"
1481	green union scalemail pants	0		Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, cap 12"
1482	paper-plate-mail pants	0		Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 2xBarrr, cap 20"
1483	pulsating ghostly troutpiece	0		Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr, cap 27"
1484	shaking alpha-mail pants	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 35"
1485	blurry Rosewater's rabbit's foot of Calamity Jane	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Critical Hit Percent: +15
1486	massive bag of catnip	0		
1487	hang glider	0		
1488	skewed narrow March hat	0		Free Pull
1489	dormouse	0		
1490	huge chopsticks of dire peril of the glutton	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Food Drop: +100
1491	bouncing rice bowl of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50
1492	ninja mop of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20
1493	wobbly hardy ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon of the sweet-tooth	0		Maximum HP: +50, Candy Drop: +100
1494	modified boiled sugar-coated pine cone	0		Effect: "Saucegoggles", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2020-09"
1495	olive clever traffic cone of temperance	0		Maximum MP: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "2xLep, 2xFairy, cap 15", Last Available: "2006-03"
1496	mediocre strong gray wobbly gloomy mushroom wine	5	decent	
1497	aged mushroom wine	3	awesome	
1498	McPhee's Grimoire of Hilarious Object Summoning	0		Last Available: "2006-04", Skill: "Summon Hilarious Objects"
1499	whoopie cushion	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1500	fake fake vomit	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1501	warmed explosion-flavored chewing gum	0		Effect: "Spring Training", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2006-04"
1502	narrow clown hammer	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1503	rubber emo roe	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1504	quadruple-electrified pressed snowcone	0		Effect: "Lemon Enlightenment", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2006-04"
1505	wobbly ice cube with a fly in it	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1506	drinkable extra-dry calle de miel with a fly in it	5	good	Last Available: "2006-04"
1507	perfectly mixed practically non-alcoholic rockin' wagon with a fly in it	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2006-04"
1508	artisanal perpendicular hula with a fly in it	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2006-04"
1509	watered-down smooth slap and tickle with a fly in it	2	awesome	Last Available: "2006-04"
1510	bag of airline peanuts	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1511	Newton's fake hand	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Last Available: "2006-04"
1512	distilled yellow shaking Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray	1		
1513	altered blurry Knob Goblin learning pill	1		Effect: "Gobliny Flavor", Effect Duration: 5
1514	dehydrated shaking olive Knob Goblin eyedrops	1		
1515	boiled Knob Goblin nasal spray	1		Effect: "On the Trolley", Effect Duration: 5
1516	KWE-brand transistor radio	0		
1518	wobbly vampire heart	0		
1519	upside-down Talisman of Bakula	0		Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Give In To Your Vampiric Urges"
1520	blurry smooth Radio KoL Coffee Mug of doom	0		Moxie: +15, Spooky Spell Damage: +50
1521	Frank Gorshin trophy	0		
1522	spinning up-at-dawn deadly Radio Free Jersey	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Adventures: +5
1523	lime green bottle of used blood	0		
1524	wind-up chattering teeth	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1525	joybuzzer	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Shake Hands", Last Available: "2006-04"
1526	pet rock "Snooty" disguise	0		Familiar Weight: +11, Equips On: "Pet Rock | Toothsome Rock | Bulky Buddy Box | Holiday Log", Last Available: "2006-04"
1527	diamond-studded fronts	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2006-04"
1528	corkscrew of the wise owl of bravery	0		Mysticality: +20, Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2006-04"
1529	squat purple St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1530	fake plastic grass	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
1531	cyan scorching grass skirt	0		Hot Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1.5xFairy, cap 20", Last Available: "2011-01"
1532	narrow hardy grass hat	0		Maximum HP: +50, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 1xBarrr, cap 20", Last Available: "2011-01"
1533	tumbling beefcake's grass blade	0		Muscle: +25, Last Available: "2011-01"
1534	shaking raffle prize box	0		
1536	huge homeless hobo spirit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-05"
1537	narrow weegee sqouija	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
1538	reassuring sparkly engagement ring	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Single Equip
1539	green Tam O'Shatner	0		Meat Drop: +50, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2005-03"
1540	nippy coward's Grimacite goggles	0		Monster Level: -20, Cold Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 31", Last Available: "2008-10"
1541	Lo Pan's educational Grimacite glaive	0		Experience: +1, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Last Available: "2008-10"
1542	scorching shellacked Grimacite greaves	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Hot Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, 3xGhoul, cap 37", Last Available: "2008-10"
1543	blurry ghostly wizardly Grimacite garter of courage	0		Mysticality: +25, Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2008-10"
1544	hardened Grimacite galoshes of the detective	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2008-10"
1545	green flame-retardant scorching Grimacite gorget	0		Hot Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2008-10"
1546	blurry upside-down Socratic Grimacite guayabera	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Last Available: "2008-10"
1547	ghostly squat squat vibrating beefy Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	0		Muscle: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +10
1548	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire of the wise owl of mayonnaise	0		Mysticality: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
1549	maroon MSG	0		
1550	Annie Oakley's second-hand knockoff engagement ring	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Single Equip
1551	practically non-alcoholic delicious twirling bottle of Domesticated Turkey	1	awesome	
1552	artisanal watered-down bottle of Definit	2	EPIC	
1553	enchanted drinkable practically non-alcoholic skewed bottle of Calcutta Emerald	1	good	Effect: "Amplified Fabulousness", Effect Duration: 10
1554	mediocre bottle of Lieutenant Freeman	3	decent	
1555	perfectly mixed bottle of Jorge Sinsonte	4	EPIC	
1556	acceptable weak mirror boxed champagne	2	good	
1557	yummy spinning narrow kumquat	3	awesome	
1558	gigantic decent tangerine	10	good	
1559	tonic water	0		
1560	half-sized flavorless cocktail onion	2	decent	
1561	tasty tumbling raspberry	4	awesome	
1562	adequate kiwi	3	good	
1563	bad high-proof whiskey bittersweet	9	decent	
1564	perfectly mixed pulsating mimosette	4	EPIC	
1565	acceptable bouncing tequila sunset	4	good	
1566	delicious strong upside-down zmobie	5	awesome	Wiki Name: "Zmobie (drink)"
1567	fortified acceptable gin and tonic	5	good	
1568	weak artisanal vodka and tonic	2	EPIC	
1569	strong artisanal special vodka gibson	5	EPIC	Effect: "Going Ape", Effect Duration: 15
1570	high-proof artisanal huge gibson	7	EPIC	
1571	boozy lousy lime green parisian cathouse	5	decent	
1572	acceptable weak rabbit punch	2	good	
1573	triple-distilled lousy bouncing caipifruta	7	decent	
1574	artisanal fancy wobbly teqiwila	4	EPIC	Effect: "Smokin'", Effect Duration: 10
1575	hand-crafted practically non-alcoholic enchanted Divine	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	Effect: "Papowerful", Effect Duration: 50
1576	mediocre Gordon Bennett	3	decent	
1577	smooth practically non-alcoholic tangarita	1	awesome	
1578	strong drinkable mandarina colada	5	good	
1579	tolerable practically non-alcoholic gimlet	1	good	
1580	smooth weak brick road	2	awesome	
1581	tolerable vodka stratocaster	4	good	
1582	bad Neuromancer	3	decent	
1583	acceptable prussian cathouse	3	good	
1584	tolerable twirling Mae West	3	good	
1585	mediocre fortified huge ghostly blue Mon Tiki	5	decent	
1586	perfectly mixed teqiwila slammer	3	EPIC	
1587	spoiled twirling Knob lo mein	4	crappy	
1588	fancy decent asparagus lo mein	3	good	Effect: "Afternoon Insight", Effect Duration: 35
1589	spoiled skewed Knoll lo mein	3	crappy	
1590	bland snack-sized lo mein	2	decent	
1591	spoiled twirling olive lo mein	4	crappy	
1592	tasty snack-sized hot hi mein	2	awesome	
1593	decent special pulsating hi mein	4	good	Effect: "Block-Rockin' Beet", Effect Duration: 40
1594	adequate hi mein	4	good	
1595	adequate hi mein	4	good	
1596	rotten yellow sleazy hi mein	3	crappy	
1597	Da Vinci's Junior LAAAAME merit badge	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Last Available: "2006-05"
1598	upside-down wobbly Senior LAAAAME merit badge of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2006-05"
1599	bouncing jazz soap	0		Free Pull, Effect: "Jazz Hands", Effect Duration: 20
1600	artisanal watered-down jittery tangarita with a fly in it	2	EPIC	
1601	artisanal fancy mandarina colada with a fly in it	3	EPIC	Effect: "Ooh, Salty!", Effect Duration: 30
1602	acceptable prussian cathouse with a fly in it	4	good	
1603	aged watered-down Mae West with a fly in it	2	awesome	
1604	dehydrated mirror astronaut ice-cream	1		Last Available: "2006-05"
1605	blue delectable catalyst	0		
1606	altered ultimate wad	1		
1607	magnetized libation of liveliness	0		Effect: "Abyssal Sweat", Effect Duration: 32
1608	moist eyedrops of the ermine	0		Effect: "Piratey Flavor", Effect Duration: 21
1609	diffused bouncing bouncing perfume of prejudice	0		Effect: "The Real Deal", Effect Duration: 45
1610	alkaline boiled spinning upside-down eyedrops of the ocelot	0		Effect: "Limber as Mortimer", Effect Duration: 55
1611	aerosolized mirror tumbling potent potion of potency	0		Effect: "Seal Clubbing Frenzy", Effect Duration: 50
1612	aerosolized blue concentrated cordial of concentration	0		Effect: "Emotion Sickness", Effect Duration: 67
1613	coffin lid of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100
1614	skewed zippy satin shield	0		Initiative: +20
1615	blurry healthy Cerebral Cloche	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "1.5xLep, cap 22", Last Available: "2006-06"
1616	shaking frosty Cerebral Culottes	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, 1xGhoul, cap 22", Last Available: "2006-06"
1617	dog trainer's clever brawny Cerebral Crossbow	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Maximum MP: +20, Experience (familiar): +1, Last Available: "2006-06"
1618	mirror ice stein	0		Last Available: "2006-06"
1619	pulsating munchies pill	0		Last Available: "2006-06"
1620	narrow homeopathic healing powder	0		Last Available: "2006-06"
1621	mirror astral badger	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-06"
1622	quadruple-flattened astral mushroom	0		Effect: "Loyal Tea", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2006-06"
1623	skewed olive badger badge	0		Last Available: "2006-06"
1624	tarnished anodized liquefied narrow blinking blue-frosted astral cupcake	0		Effect: "The Halls of Muscularity", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2006-06"
1625	cold-filtered blue green-frosted astral cupcake	0		Effect: "Punchy, Murdery", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2006-06"
1626	cold-filtered adjusted upside-down orange-frosted astral cupcake	0		Effect: "Warm Shoulders", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2006-06"
1627	non-colloidal ghostly purple-frosted astral cupcake	0		Effect: "Briny Blood", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2006-06"
1628	non-aerosolized tumbling pink-frosted astral cupcake	0		Effect: "Well Owl Be!", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2006-06"
1629	toasty raspberry beret	0		Hot Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, 2xLep, cap 12"
1630	narrow strapping pixel shield	0		Muscle: +5
1631	beer cartilage	0		
1632	ghostly Spanish fly trap	0		
1633	Spanish fly	0		
1634	watered-down delicious around the world	2	awesome	
1635	scrumdiddlyumptious solution	0		
1636	Toddler-sized Dragon Costume	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Item Drop: +5, Softcore Only
1637	boiled lotion of hotness	0		Effect: "Here to Kick Ass", Effect Duration: 25
1638	triple-corrupted anodized polymerized lotion of coldness	0		Effect: "Tiki Temerity", Effect Duration: 31
1639	unsweetened cold-filtered lotion of spookiness	0		Effect: "Dreadful Chill", Effect Duration: 12
1640	boiled extra-oxidized lotion of stench	0		Effect: "Hella Tough", Effect Duration: 66
1641	frozen colloidal green squat lotion of sleaziness	0		Effect: "How to Scam Tourists", Effect Duration: 57
1642	watered-down hand-crafted ghostly Grimacite Bock	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2008-11"
1643	moldy wedge of gray cheese	4	crappy	Last Available: "2008-11"
1644	hot and sauce	0		
1645	tumbling and sauce	0		
1646	mirror and sauce	0		
1647	spinning jittery stench and sauce	0		
1648	lime green sleazy and sauce	0		
1649	brick	0		Free Pull
1650	milk of magnesium	0		
1651	half-sized stale olive jittery foie gras	2	decent	
1652	galvanized extra-energized candy brain	0		Effect: "Colorful Gratitude", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2020-09"
1653	medical-grade fortified jewel-eyed wizard hat	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Item Drop: +5, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Magic Missile", Familiar Effect: "atk, 5xVolley, 5xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2006-07"
1654	narrow twirling brainy wad of Crovacite of the brute	0		Mysticality: +5, Muscle Percent: +30
1655	manspreader's collar of the empath	0		Monster Level: +10, Familiar Weight: +5
1656	teal White Citadel Satisfaction Satchel	0		
1657	fuchsia onion shurikens	0		
1658	Cherry Cloaca Cola	0		
1659	Diet Cloaca Cola	0		
1660	blinking Regular Cloaca Cola	0		
1661	Radio KoL Keychain of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100
1662	Samson's Radio KoL Antenna Ball	0		Experience (Muscle): +5
1663	squat Radio KoL Flashlight of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15
1664	Newton's Radio KoL Maracas	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3
1665	yellow Radio KoL Bottle Opener of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20
1666	Radio KoL Patch of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50
1667	rosy-cheeked Cat-Herding Prod	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30
1668	purple toasty star boomerang	0		Hot Damage: +5
1669	star stiletto of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100
1670	fraudwort	0		
1671	shysterweed	0		
1672	swindleblossom	0		
1673	auspicious grave robbing shovel of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Item Drop: +10
1674	frosty superhero mask	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, 1xFairy, cap 2"
1675	ore	0		
1676	styrofoam ore	0		
1677	bubblewrap ore	0		
1678	pet rock "Groucho" disguise	0		Familiar Weight: +11, Equips On: "Pet Rock | Toothsome Rock | Bulky Buddy Box | Holiday Log", Last Available: "2011-12"
1679	up-at-dawn sword of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Adventures: +5
1680	hale weightlifter's staff	0		Muscle: +15, Maximum HP: +20
1681	lightning-fast family-friendly bubblewrap sword	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Initiative: +40
1682	squat hardy bubblewrap staff of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Maximum HP: +50
1683	Van der Graaf bubblewrap crossbow of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
1684	wobbly ribald styrofoam sword of courage	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +3
1685	flame-wreathed hale styrofoam staff	0		Maximum HP: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +10
1686	nippy sage styrofoam crossbow	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Cold Damage: +10
1687	red Platinum Yendorian Express Card	0		
1688	skewed knitted stanky crossbow	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +3
1689	huge Samson's ribbon	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Last Available: "2006-07"
1690	hardy beefy discarded bottlecap	0		Muscle: +10, Maximum HP: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 38"
1691	wobbly huge frightening discarded torn-up glove	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Item Drop: +5, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 0.5xPotato, cap 38"
1692	dry salamander slurry	0		Effect: "Filled with Magic", Effect Duration: 45
1693	wet blurry eyedrops of newt	0		Effect: "Stimulated Brain", Effect Duration: 55
1694	modified upside-down Frogade	0		Effect: "Initiative and Let Die", Effect Duration: 67
1695	galvanized ionized papotion of papower	0		Effect: "Stench Jellied", Effect Duration: 46
1696	bland blurry gray royal jelly taco	3	decent	
1697	spoiled tofu taco	4	crappy	
1698	small moldy jumping bean taco	2	crappy	
1699	spoiled cyan catgut taco	4	crappy	
1700	normal goat cheese taco	3	good	
1701	half-sized spoiled pr0n taco	2	crappy	
1702	polarized shaking alphabet gum	0		Effect: "You Ate Some Hemp Candy", Effect Duration: 26
1703	bouncing blurry Comma Chameleon egg	0		Free Pull
1704	shaking upside-down shingle	0		
1705	flaregun	0		
1706	Van der Graaf Oprah's sword of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Maximum MP Percent: +50, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
1707	auspicious flypaper staff of the scaredy-cat of the empath	0		Monster Level: -15, Familiar Weight: +5, Item Drop: +10
1708	censurious dog trainer's Socratic grease gun	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Experience (familiar): +1, Sleaze Resistance: +3
1709	nasty crafty sword of static of Leguizamo	0		Maximum MP: +10, Monster Level: +20, Stench Damage: +5
1710	nippy smooth wiffle-flail of the brute	0		Moxie: +15, Muscle Percent: +30, Cold Damage: +10
1711	Tesla hardy bubble bauble bow of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Maximum HP: +50, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
1712	lion tamer's dog trainer's Frost™ brand sword of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Experience (familiar): 3
1713	twirling stiffened Newton's squeaky staff	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Damage Reduction: 1
1714	razor-sharp deadly can cannon of extreme caution	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Monster Level: -25
1715	fuchsia Jim Carey's starchy sword	0		Monster Level: +25
1716	Da Vinci's starchy staff	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5
1717	shaking blue Socratic starchy crossbow	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1
1718	nasty lion tamer's pestoblade	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Stench Damage: +5
1719	horrifying poutine pole of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Spooky Damage: +25
1720	curdflinger of the scaredy-cat of the blizzard	0		Monster Level: -15, Cold Spell Damage: +25
1721	lime green tumbling dance instructor's muculent machete of Flo-Jo	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Initiative: +100
1722	executive glistening staff of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, Meat Drop: +40
1723	crafty repeating crossbow of Calamity Jane	0		Maximum MP: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +15
1725	blinking bigger stick	0		
1726	sinewy crossbow string	0		
1727	sturdy sword hilt	0		
1728	narrow supercharged dense meat sword	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30
1729	blurry educational dense meat staff	0		Experience: +1
1730	savvy dense meat crossbow	0		Mysticality Percent: +20
1731	skewed lightning-fast Spirit Precipice of doom of the boozehound	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Booze Drop: +100, Initiative: +40
1732	fireproof rock-hard Newton's smoldering staff	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Damage Reduction: 5, Hot Resistance: +3
1733	huge wholesome hot cross bow of the brazier of the early riser	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Adventures: +7
1734	hardened sword behind inappropriate prepositions of the bloodbag	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Maximum HP: +100, Alters Page Text
1735	gray upside-down slick meatspout staff of the bloodbag	0		Moxie: +10, Maximum HP: +100, Item Drop: +5
1736	ruddy padded stylish carob cannon	0		Moxie: +25, Damage Absorption: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +40
1737	blinking Jack Frost's quilted shuddersword of the storm	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Cold Spell Damage: +50
1738	tumbling electrified personal trainer's educational hairy staff	0		Experience: +1, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
1739	bouncing wobbly Annie Oakley's electrified Fonzie's projectile icemaker	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Critical Hit Percent: +20, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
1740	cyan supercharged educational brawny buffalo blade	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Experience: +1, Maximum MP Percent: +30
1741	chaotic cheesestick of temperance	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +5
1742	stylish potato pistol of the early riser	0		Moxie: +25, Adventures: +7
1743	perfumed savory sword	0		Stench Resistance: +5
1744	yellow Socratic savory staff	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1
1745	knitted savory crossbow	0		Cold Resistance: +3
1746	huge zippy Jeselnik's occult Super Magic Power Sword X	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Sleaze Damage: +25, Initiative: +20
1747	horrifying flame-wreathed soylent staff	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Damage: +25
1748	Fonzie's goulauncher of extreme caution	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Monster Level: -25
1749	bouncing defective skull	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
1750	Fonzie's Gnollish pie server	0		Experience (Moxie): +1
1751	Gnollish slotted spoon of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15
1752	Knob Goblin spatula of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3
1753	twirling Lo Pan's jack flapper	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30
1754	wicked filthy pestle	0		Spell Damage: +5
1755	Knob Goblin melon baller of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25
1756	smartaleck's huge spoon	0		Moxie Percent: +30
1757	pizza cutter of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100
1758	bouncing nasty star spatula	0		Stench Damage: +5
1759	manspreader's experienced foon of fulmination	0		Experience: +2, Monster Level: +10
1760	chilly foon of frigidity of temperance	0		Cold Damage: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +5
1761	shaking foon of foulness of the empath of doom	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +50
1762	shaking supercool foon of fearfulness of Tarzan	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Experience (Muscle): +3
1763	electrified smooth foon of fleshiness	0		Moxie: +15, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
1764	skewed Spookyraven library key	0		
1765	Spookyraven gallery key	0		
1766	bouncing bouncing Spookyraven ballroom key	0		
1767	skewed pack of chewing gum	0		
1768	Gnomish toolbox	0		
1769	normal jumbo fricasseed brains	5	good	
1770	decent squat brains casserole	3	good	
1771	sinister butcherknife	0		Spell Damage: +10
1772	padded corn holder	0		Damage Absorption: +20
1773	gray censurious eggbeater	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3
1774	practically non-alcoholic mediocre bottle of popskull	1	decent	
1775	smooth dishrag	0		Moxie: +15
1776	bland gray stale baguette	3	decent	
1777	leftovers of indeterminate origin	0		
1778	stale dinner	3	decent	
1779	deadly katana	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Synergetic
1780	ghostly blue wobbly lard-coated ram stick	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
1781	shaking enchantlers of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xLep, cap 28"
1782	toasty wicked ram-battering staff	0		Spell Damage: +5, Hot Damage: +5
1783	decent jumbo upside-down crazy Turkish delight	5	good	
1784	blinking maroon dance instructor's Fonzie's Snow Queen Crown	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xGhuol, cap 28"
1785	deadly ga-ga radio of the scaredy-cat of temperance	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Monster Level: -15, Sleaze Resistance: +5
1786	six pack of Mountain Stream	0		
1787	moist ionized bag of Cheat-Os	0		Effect: "Elbow Sauce", Effect Duration: 17
1788	unrefined Mountain Stream syrup	0		
1789	Mob Penguin	0		
1790	watered-down drinkable Ram's Face Lager	2	good	
1791	ram horns	0		
1792	twirling ghostly experienced cool Travoltan trousers of chilblains	0		Moxie: +5, Experience: +2, Cold Damage: +25, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 2xLep, 1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2006-09", Moxie May Control MP
1793	jittery wholesome Fonzie's pool cue	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Maximum HP Percent: +10
1794	irradiated skewed handful of hand chalk	0		Effect: "Phairly Balanced", Effect Duration: 67
1795	Counterclockwise Watch of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Nonstackable Watch
1796	spinning bone collar	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1797	misshapen animal skeleton	0		
1798	skewed pile of animal bones	0		
1799	jittery animal skull	0		
1800	pulsating teal animal cranium	0		
1801	animal jawbone	0		
1802	first cervical vertebra	0		
1803	second cervical vertebra	0		
1804	third cervical vertebra	0		
1805	fourth cervical vertebra	0		
1806	fifth cervical vertebra	0		
1807	sixth cervical vertebra	0		
1808	seventh cervical vertebra	0		
1809	squat first thoracic vertebra	0		
1810	twirling second thoracic vertebra	0		
1811	wobbly third thoracic vertebra	0		
1812	shaking fourth thoracic vertebra	0		
1813	wobbly fifth thoracic vertebra	0		
1814	sixth thoracic vertebra	0		
1815	spinning seventh thoracic vertebra	0		
1816	eighth thoracic vertebra	0		
1817	mirror ninth thoracic vertebra	0		
1818	tenth thoracic vertebra	0		
1819	eleventh thoracic vertebra	0		
1820	twelfth thoracic vertebra	0		
1821	wobbly first lumbar vertebra	0		
1822	bouncing second lumbar vertebra	0		
1823	skewed third lumbar vertebra	0		
1824	green fourth lumbar vertebra	0		
1825	huge fifth lumbar vertebra	0		
1826	sixth lumbar vertebra	0		
1827	seventh lumbar vertebra	0		
1828	bouncing ghostly sacral vertebrae	0		
1829	first caudal vertebra	0		
1830	second caudal vertebra	0		
1831	third caudal vertebra	0		
1832	fourth caudal vertebra	0		
1833	fifth caudal vertebra	0		
1834	sixth caudal vertebra	0		
1835	shaking skewed seventh caudal vertebra	0		
1836	eighth caudal vertebra	0		
1837	ninth caudal vertebra	0		
1838	tenth caudal vertebra	0		
1839	pulsating left first rib	0		
1840	left second rib	0		
1841	left third rib	0		
1842	blue left fourth rib	0		
1843	left fifth rib	0		
1844	jittery lime green left sixth rib	0		
1845	left seventh rib	0		
1846	left eighth rib	0		
1847	cyan left ninth rib	0		
1848	tumbling left tenth rib	0		
1849	huge olive left eleventh rib	0		
1850	fuchsia left twelfth rib	0		
1851	right first rib	0		
1852	blinking right second rib	0		
1853	right third rib	0		
1854	ghostly right fourth rib	0		
1855	right fifth rib	0		
1856	right sixth rib	0		
1857	right seventh rib	0		
1858	purple right eighth rib	0		
1859	teal right ninth rib	0		
1860	twirling mirror right tenth rib	0		
1861	tumbling right eleventh rib	0		
1862	narrow right twelfth rib	0		
1863	upside-down jittery animal pelvis	0		
1864	left scapula	0		
1865	right scapula	0		
1866	wobbly left clavicle	0		
1867	right clavicle	0		
1868	left humerus	0		
1869	upside-down right humerus	0		
1870	pulsating left radius	0		
1871	blue twirling right radius	0		
1872	bouncing left ulna	0		
1873	jittery shaking right ulna	0		
1874	left femur	0		
1875	right femur	0		
1876	left tibia	0		
1877	right tibia	0		
1878	left fibula	0		
1879	right fibula	0		
1880	left kneecap	0		
1881	right kneecap	0		
1882	green left first front claw	0		
1883	left second front claw	0		
1884	purple left third front claw	0		
1885	left fourth front claw	0		
1886	right first front claw	0		
1887	mirror right second front claw	0		
1888	right third front claw	0		
1889	tumbling right fourth front claw	0		
1890	left thumb	0		
1891	right thumb	0		
1892	left first rear claw	0		
1893	left second rear claw	0		
1894	skewed left third rear claw	0		
1895	maroon left fourth rear claw	0		
1896	blinking right first rear claw	0		
1897	green right second rear claw	0		
1898	right third rear claw	0		
1899	right fourth rear claw	0		
1900	extremely unsafe 1-ball	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100
1901	pulsating censurious occult 2-ball	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +3
1902	spinning therapeutic 3-ball of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
1903	red lion tamer's Jim Carey's 4-ball	0		Monster Level: +25, Experience (familiar): +2
1904	mirror occult 5-ball of Calamity Jane	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Critical Hit Percent: +15
1905	hale padded 6-ball	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Maximum HP: +20
1906	squat horrifying 7-ball	0		Spooky Damage: +25
1907	squat 8-ball	0		
1910	avaricious miser's Jeselnik's clockwork sword	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Meat Drop: 40
1911	perfumed stanky wizardly clockwork staff	0		Mysticality: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +5
1912	wool toasty brawny clockwork crossbow	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Hot Damage: +5, Cold Resistance: +1
1913	tumbling clockwork handle	0		
1914	mirror gray clockwork rod	0		
1915	clockwork shank	0		
1916	narrow Lord Spookyraven's spectacles	0		
1917	cyan wallet	0		
1918	coin purse	0		
1919	wobbly twirling English to A. F. U. E. Dictionary	0		
1920	bizarre illegible sheet music	0		
1921	huge wakizashi of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, Synergetic
1922	cyan gob of wet hair	0		
1923	roll of toilet paper	0		Free Pull
1924	tattered wolf standard	0		
1925	teal jittery tattered snake standard	0		
1926	KoL Con 3-D Glasses	0		Familiar Effect: "8xLep, 1xFairy, cap 2"
1927	red scary death orb	0		
1928	tuning fork	0		
1929	wool greaves	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Breakable, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr"
1930	lard-coated smooth helmet	0		Moxie: +15, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Breakable, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato, 0.5xFairy"
1931	squat up-at-dawn fortified spear	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Adventures: +5, Breakable
1932	narrow brainy shield	0		Mysticality: +5, Breakable
1933	executive pitchfork	0		Meat Drop: +40
1934	pulsating broken sword of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100
1935	tumbling frightening snarling wolf shield	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Synergetic
1936	Temple Grandin's lupine sword	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Synergetic
1937	censurious snake shield	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Synergetic
1938	arcane researcher's serpentine sword	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Synergetic
1939	wobbly grouchy restless spirit	0		
1940	padded razor-sharp Rosewater's 9-ball	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Damage Absorption: +20
1941	pulsating seal pendant of courage of temperance	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Class: "Seal Clubber", Single Equip
1942	coward's vibrating turtle brooch	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Monster Level: -20, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Single Equip
1943	cool noodle ring of the blizzard	0		Moxie: +5, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Class: "Pastamancer", Single Equip
1944	upside-down olive sizzling saucepan earring of the overflowing toilet	0		Hot Damage: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Class: "Sauceror", Single Equip
1945	fireproof disco ball pendant of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Hot Resistance: +3, Class: "Disco Bandit", Single Equip
1946	healthy accordion pin of the blizzard	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Class: "Accordion Thief", Single Equip
1947	smelly worn tophat of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xLep, cap 31"
1948	inspector's tap shoes of the early riser	0		Item Drop: +15, Adventures: +7, Single Equip
1949	enchanted miniature adequate Manetwich	2	good	Effect: "Crimbo Nostalgia", Effect Duration: 50
1950	bottle of Vangoghbitussin	0		
1951	artisanal bottle of Pinot Renoir	4	EPIC	
1952	special stale twirling desiccated apricot	4	decent	Effect: "Mistified", Effect Duration: 5
1953	perfectly mixed flute of flat champagne	4	EPIC	
1954	spoiled small dehydrated caviar	2	crappy	
1955	styrofoam peanuts	0		
1956	fortified drinkable olive snifter of thoroughly aged brandy	5	good	
1957	quill pen	0		
1958	inkwell	0		
1959	ghostly tattered scrap of paper	0		
1960	scroll of forbidden unspeakable evil	0		
1961	cyan tumbling shaking can of Binarrrca	0		Free Pull, Effect: "Talking Like a Pirate", Effect Duration: 50
1962	pressed blinking Bit O' Ectoplasm	0		Effect: "There Is A Spoon", Effect Duration: 69
1963	squat wobbly dance card	0		
1964	hardy opera mask	0		Maximum HP: +50, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xBarrr, cap 2"
1965	bottle of Monsieur Bubble	0		
1966	cyan sizzling Amulet of Yendor of doom	0		Hot Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-12"
1967	jitterbug larva	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2007-10"
1968	bottle of perfume	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1969	spoon!	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1970	huge nervous tick egg	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2007-10"
1971	mirror plastic pumpkin bucket	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Item Drop: +13, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2006-10", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.35
1972	Jeselnik's shrimp fork of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Sleaze Damage: +25
1973	red half of a memo	0		
1974	cocoabo	0		
1975	skewed baby gravy fairy	0		
1976	gravy fairy	0		
1977	gravy fairy	0		
1978	gravy fairy	0		
1979	gravy fairy	0		
1980	sleazy gravy fairy	0		
1981	blurry wobbly astral badger	0		
1982	MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech	0		
1983	jittery hand turkey	0		
1984	yellow snowy owl	0		
1985	scary death orb	0		
1986	mind flayer	0		
1987	undead elbow macaroni	0		
1988	lime green angry cow	0		
1989	wobbly Cheshire bitten	0		
1990	yo-yo	0		
1991	spinning rubber WWJD? bracelet	0		
1992	mirror rubber WWBD? bracelet	0		
1993	twirling rubber WWSPD? bracelet	0		
1994	rubber WWtNSD? bracelet	0		
1995	teal upside-down heart necklace	0		Free Pull
1996	right half of a heart necklace	0		
1997	twirling left half of a heart necklace	0		
1998	blue pack of KWE trading card	0		
1999	stick of "gum"	0		
2000	Das Überkühlraum trading card	0		
2001	wobbly Vaso De Agua trading card	0		
2002	The Grand Poo-Bah trading card	0		
2003	Thorny Toad trading card	0		
2004	spinning Chori Zo trading card	0		
2005	tumbling Morbidda trading card	0		
2006	Poison Oak trading card	0		
2007	maroon Princess Rutabaga trading card	0		
2008	twirling Roo trading card	0		
2009	narrow Woldo trading card	0		
2010	blurry blurry The Snake trading card	0		
2011	narrow skewed Nayztameetjoo trading card	0		
2012	ghostly Arrrmetia trading card	0		
2013	Serenity trading card	0		
2014	squat Inndya trading card	0		
2015	Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card	0		
2016	diamond necklace	0		
2017	spade necklace	0		
2018	club necklace	0		
2019	cream pie	0		Free Pull
2020	moldy huge cherry pie	4	crappy	
2021	flavorless gigantic strawberry pie	7	decent	
2022	spoiled lemon meringue pie	3	crappy	
2023	Genalen™ Bottle	1	crappy	
2024	snack-sized delicious shaking mixed wildflower greens	2	awesome	
2025	small flavorless handful of walnuts	2	decent	
2026	bland nutty organic salad	4	decent	
2027	half-sized tasty super salad	2	awesome	
2028	bland wobbly tofu wonton	4	decent	
2029	tumbling hippy protest button	0		Single Equip, Thorns: 1
2030	skewed rosy-cheeked Lockenstock™ sandals of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Single Equip
2031	gray friendly didgeridooka	0		Familiar Weight: +3
2032	tumbling sizzling bullet-proof corduroys of doom	0		Hot Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xBarrr, cap 42"
2033	olive wizardly round sunglasses	0		Mysticality: +25, Single Equip
2034	tumbling wicker shield of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50
2035	maroon Marquis de Poivre soda	0		
2036	aerosolized upside-down radium-flavored potato chips	0		Effect: "Alpine Mintiness", Effect Duration: 41
2037	galvanized liquefied yellow wintergreen-flavored potato chips	0		Effect: "Far Out", Effect Duration: 58
2038	dry polymerized narrow ennui-flavored potato chips	0		Effect: "Jelly Combed", Effect Duration: 18
2039	skewed x-ray specs	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2040	patchouli oil bomb	0		
2041	tumbling ferret bait	0		
2042	exploding hacky-sack	0		
2043	hemp net	0		
2044	your father's MacGuffin diary	0		
2045	rotten big brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings	5	crappy	
2046	rotten fancy low-calorie frat brats	1	crappy	Effect: "Full of Wist", Effect Duration: 50
2047	rotten bite-sized cyan knob ka-bobs	1	crappy	
2049	perfectly mixed strong can of Swiller	5	EPIC	
2050	skewed broken wings	0		
2051	mirror sunken eyes	0		
2052	reassembled blackbird	0		
2053	skewed bust of Pallas	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2054	market map	0		
2055	snake skin	0		
2056	triple-vacuum-sealed wet adder bladder	0		Effect: "Hammered", Effect Duration: 57
2057	upside-down pension check	0		
2058	spinning picnic basket	0		
2059	polarized moist Black No. 2	0		Effect: "The Two-Prong Crown", Effect Duration: 30
2060	Oprah's sword of doom	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Spooky Spell Damage: +50
2061	therapeutic helmet	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 40"
2062	skewed Lo Pan's shield of the detective	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Item Drop: +20
2063	jumbo rotten blackberry	5	crappy	
2064	forged identification documents	0		
2065	tumbling skewed PADL Phone	0		
2066	shaking shaking greasy Sinatra's kick-ass kicks	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
2067	sake bomb	0		
2068	huge tequila grenade	0		
2069	greasy beer helmet	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "0.5xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 42"
2070	lime green Samson's distressed denim pants of the overflowing toilet	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xPotato, cap 42"
2071	upside-down scorching perforated battle paddle	0		Hot Damage: +25
2072	Annie Oakley's extremely unsafe flashing novelty button	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Critical Hit Percent: +20
2073	spinning maroon Da Vinci's glowstick of the boozehound	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2006-10", Raveosity: +1
2074	occult anniversary chutney sculpture	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25
2075	spandex anniversary shorts of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "5xVolley, 10xLep, cap 2"
2076	pulsating squat rosewater-soaked jar of anniversary jam	0		Stench Resistance: +3
2077	deadly bucket of anniversary lard	0		Weapon Damage: +5
2078	double-paned anniversary concrete fedora	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "5xVolley, 5xLep, cap 2"
2079	lightning-fast Sherlock's makeshift turban	0		Item Drop: +25, Initiative: +40, Blind, Familiar Effect: "1.5xBarrr, 1xLep, cap 25"
2080	spinning green sage makeshift cape	0		Mysticality Percent: +10
2081	chilly makeshift skirt	0		Cold Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 25"
2082	toothbrush	0		
2083	blurry makeshift crane	0		
2084	can of starch	0		
2085	boiled skewed bottle of ultravitamins	1		
2086	twisted bottle of cough syrup	1		
2087	twisted blinking tumbling tube of hair oil	1		
2088	ionized Daffy Taffy	0		Effect: "Arabian Knighthood", Effect Duration: 42
2089	Crimboween memo	0		Last Available: "2006-10"
2090	family-friendly lard-coated Annie Oakley's personal trainer's pilgrim shield of mayonnaise	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: 75, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2006-11"
2091	huge bath salts	0		
2092	narrow narrow hand mirror	0		
2093	double-paned hors d'oeuvre tray	0		Cold Resistance: +5
2094	decent ballroom blintz	3	good	
2095	towel	0		
2096	dehydrated guy made of bee pollen	1		Effect: "Toast Tea", Effect Duration: 45
2097	frosty 17-ball	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10
2098	filthy lucre	0		
2099	hobo gristle	0		
2100	narrow shredded can label	0		
2101	cyan bloodstained briquette	0		
2102	tumbling squat blinking greasy dreadlock	0		
2103	bouncing vial of pirate sweat	0		
2104	empty aftershave bottle	0		
2105	mirror coal button	0		
2106	squat ghostly burned-out arcanodiode	0		
2107	non-Euclidean hoof	0		
2108	skewed rock	0		
2109	pulsating stringy sinew	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2110	red stick	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2111	cyan tooth	0		
2112	blinking leaf	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2113	wobbly wheel of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2006-12"
2114	yo	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2115	narrow shaking avaricious prehistoric spear	0		Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2006-12"
2116	stick-on-a-string	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2117	chaotic hardy fire	0		Maximum HP: +50, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xVolley, cap 2", Last Available: "2023-09"
2118	leaf tube	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2119	lit cigar	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2120	ghostly miser's Grateful Undead T-shirt	0		Meat Drop: +10
2121	chaotic ASCII shirt	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10
2122	Oprah's safety vest of bravery	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Spooky Resistance: +5
2123	purple eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50
2125	bouncing zippy Ye Olde Navy Fleece	0		Initiative: +20
2126	maroon Jack Frost's Socratic bronze breastplate	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Cold Spell Damage: +50
2127	red jittery ghostly horrifying brainy hat hacker T-shirt	0		Mysticality: +5, Spooky Damage: +25
2128	tumbling vampire collar	0		Single Equip
2129	possessed top	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
2130	killer rag doll	0		Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2006-12"
2131	tree-eating kite	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2132	incredibly marionette of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2006-12"
2133	dress ball	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
2134	bouncing energetic mad scientist's sock monkey	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2006-12"
2135	alien blob	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2136	bouncing dog trainer's energetic vampire duck-on-a-string	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Experience (familiar): +1, Last Available: "2006-12"
2137	tumbling chaotic toy crazy train	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2006-12"
2138	razor-tipped yo-yo	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
2139	skewed toy mercenary	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2140	length of string	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2141	toy wheel	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2142	block	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2143	felt	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2144	evil googly eye	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2145	stuffing	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2146	evil teddy bear	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2147	evil teddy bear sewing kit	0		
2148	toothsome rock	0		
2149	adequate frank	4	good	Last Available: "2011-12"
2150	flavorless tiny plate of franks and beans	1	decent	Last Available: "2011-12"
2151	watered-down tolerable shot of blackberry schnapps	2	good	
2152	capacitor relay	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2153	carbon nanotube frame	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2154	ion grid	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2155	pulsating Feynman gate	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2156	logic synthesizer	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2157	high-resistance ultrapolymer plating	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2158	shaking servomechanical torsion facilitator	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2159	quantum polarity inducer	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2160	bi-lateral logic compressor	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2161	huge tumbling computronic processing unit	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2162	fuchsia reverse-oscillating klystron	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2163	sub-molecular interocitor	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2164	recursive spline reticulator	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2165	narrow atomic vector plotter	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2166	green ion-pulse modulation stabilizer	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2167	hyperbolic plasma focuser	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2168	perfumed boxer's toy ray gun	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2006-12"
2169	green fireproof toy space helmet of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Hot Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 43", Last Available: "2006-12"
2170	green MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2006-12", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.3
2171	wobbly executive reassuring astronaut pants	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Meat Drop: +40, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1.5xPotato, cap 43", Last Available: "2006-12"
2172	Sinatra's toy jet pack	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Last Available: "2006-12"
2173	triangular stone	0		
2174	cyan mossy stone sphere	0		
2175	mirror smooth stone sphere	0		
2176	cracked stone sphere	0		
2177	huge rough stone sphere	0		
2178	cyan medical-grade obsidian dagger	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
2179	archaeologist's notebook	0		
2180	amulet	0		
2181	spinning chocolate lump	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2182	twirling Harold's hammer head	0		
2183	Harold's hammer handle	0		
2184	Harold's hammer	0		
2185	Herculean Kiss the Knob apron	0		Experience (Muscle): +1
2186	unlit birthday cake	0		
2187	lit birthday cake	0		
2188	flask of peppermint oil	1	decent	Last Available: "2006-12"
2189	artisanal practically non-alcoholic twirling flask of peppermint schnapps	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2006-12"
2190	spinning yuletide troll chrysalis	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-12"
2191	book of carols	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2192	tumbling sheet music	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2193	diet rotten mirror candy stake	1	crappy	Last Available: "2006-12"
2194	drinkable watered-down blurry eggnog	2	good	Last Available: "2006-12"
2195	normal enchanted unspeakable fruitcake	4	good	Effect: "Memory of Attractiveness", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2006-12"
2196	half-sized toothsome gingerbread horror	2	awesome	Last Available: "2006-12"
2197	deionized blinking but probably evil chocolate	0		Effect: "Deadly Flashing Blade", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2006-12"
2198	flavorless snack-sized bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	2	decent	Effect: "Bells in the Batfry", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2023-06"
2199	spoiled skull-shaped Crimboween cookie	4	crappy	Effect: "Carol of the Bones", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-06"
2200	adequate tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie	4	good	Effect: "Crimbo Epiphany", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-06"
2201	smooth plastic gift-wrapping vampire	0		Moxie: +15, Last Available: "2006-12"
2202	blinking shaking plastic yuletide troll of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2006-12"
2203	mirror dangerous plastic skeletal reindeer	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2006-12"
2204	squat groovy plastic Crimboween pentagram	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2006-12"
2205	extremely unsafe plastic Scream Queen	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2006-12"
2206	time sleigh	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-12"
2207	Crimbo tiki necklace of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Last Available: "2006-12"
2208	bobble-hip hula elf doll of the dark arts of the early riser	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2006-12"
2209	rosewater-soaked Crimbo ukulele	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2006-12"
2210	auspicious experienced Tiki lighter	0		Experience: +2, Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2006-12", Stat Tuning: "Moxie"
2211	upside-down up-at-dawn family-friendly deck of tropical cards	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2006-12", Stat Tuning: "Mysticality"
2212	sinister brainy tropical paperweight	0		Mysticality: +5, Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2006-12", Stat Tuning: "Muscle"
2213	blinking tropical Crimbo pressie	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2214	tropical wrapping paper	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2215	huge nasty Tropical Crimbo Hat	0		Stench Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, 1.5xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2006-12"
2216	pulsating Tropical Crimbo Shorts of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhoul", Last Available: "2006-12"
2217	stale super ka-bob	3	decent	
2218	small adequate beer basted brat	2	good	
2219	Tropical Crimbo Sword of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Last Available: "2006-12"
2220	dry quadruple-nitrogenated and Crimboween candy	0		Effect: "Crimbo Nostalgia", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2020-09"
2221	Great Ball of Frozen Fire	0		Last Available: "2007-01"
2222	frightening forbidden liar's pants	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Spooky Damage: +5, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cold atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2007-01"
2223	purple blinking horrifying electrified juggler's balls	0		Spooky Damage: +25, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2007-01"
2224	smartaleck's pink shirt	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2007-01"
2225	blinking bouncing familiar doppelgänger	0		Monster Level: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2007-01"
2226	ruddy shellacked evil eyeball pendant	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2007-01"
2227	polarized dry upside-down arse-a'fire elixir	0		Effect: "Floundering", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2007-01"
2228	electrified fuchsia cosmic lemonade	0		Effect: "The Q Is Talking To You", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2007-01"
2229	polarized toad horn	0		Effect: "Pumped Up", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2007-01"
2230	icicle katana	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2231	mote	0		
2232	upside-down smudged alchemical recipe	0		
2233	lime green bow tie of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Clowniness: 75
2234	ruddy calavera concertina	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Song Duration: 7
2235	spinning healthy savvy ratarang	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +20
2236	warmed tumbling wobbly green turtle pheromones	0		Effect: "Crocodile Tear", Effect Duration: 37
2237	pygmy blowgun	0		
2238	dance instructor's pygmy nose-bone	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Single Equip
2239	prompt sinister bad voodoo mask	0		Spell Damage: +10, Adventures: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xGhuol, cap 40"
2240	bottle of alcohol	0		
2241	smartaleck's pygmy spear	0		Moxie Percent: +30
2242	galvanized boiled pygmy pygment	0		Effect: "Eyes for Miles", Effect Duration: 52
2243	scandalous occult headhunter necktie	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Sleaze Damage: +5, Single Equip
2244	quilted pointed stick of the scaredy-cat	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Monster Level: -15
2245	blurry rosy-cheeked knobby helmet turtle	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xFairy, cap 5"
2246	scorching knobby kneepads	0		Hot Damage: +25
2247	sewer turtle of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15
2248	supercharged sebaceous shield of the glutton	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Food Drop: +100
2249	razor-sharp skeletortoise	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 2xFairy, cap 7"
2251	shaking family-friendly box turtle	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1
2252	coward's box turtle	0		Monster Level: -20
2253	Sherlock's bottlecap turtle of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Item Drop: +25
2254	wobbly greedy auspicious boxer's bubblewrap bottlecap turtleban	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Item Drop: +10, Meat Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 2xLep, cap 17"
2255	skewed padded furry turtle	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, 2xFairy, cap 11"
2256	furry earmuffs of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25
2257	up-at-dawn toasty reinforced furry underpants	0		Hot Damage: +5, Adventures: +5
2258	"I Love Me, Vol. I"	0		
2259	green photograph of God	0		
2260	ghostly mirror hard rock candy	0		
2261	blue narrow hard-boiled ostrich egg	0		
2262	mirror bird rib	0		
2263	lion oil	0		
2264	tasty fancy stunt nuts	4	awesome	Effect: "Quiet 'n' Good", Effect Duration: 50
2265	normal wet stew	3	good	
2266	tumbling wet stunt nut stew	0		
2267	Mega Gem	0		
2268	Staff of Fats of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100
2269	spoiled special sausage wonton	3	crappy	Effect: "Gummiskin", Effect Duration: 35
2270	frightening belt of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Spooky Damage: +5, Single Equip
2271	bad special blurry bottle of Merlot	4	decent	Effect: "Weird Flavor", Effect Duration: 25
2272	perfectly mixed practically non-alcoholic bottle of Port	1	EPIC	
2273	lousy pulsating bottle of Pinot Noir	3	decent	
2274	drinkable practically non-alcoholic narrow bottle of Zinfandel	1	good	
2275	mediocre jittery bottle of Marsala	3	decent	
2276	drinkable bottle of Muscat	4	good	
2277	Fernswarthy's key	0		
2278	Fernswarthy's letter	0		
2279	blue book	0		
2280	gray Manual of Labor	0		
2281	Manual of Transmission	0		
2282	ghostly Manual of Dexterity	0		
2283	brawny seal-skull helmet	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
2284	petrified noodles	0		
2285	chisel	0		
2286	Eye of Ed	0		
2287	auspicious sizzling glowstick	0		Hot Damage: +10, Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2007-01", Raveosity: +1
2288	encoder ring	0		Single Equip
2289	paperclip	0		
2290	jittery really house	0		
2291	fuchsia bouncing Non-Essential Amulet	0		
2292	wine vinaigrette	0		
2293	lime green cup of strong herbal tea	0		
2294	purple Curiously Shiny Ancient Evil-Bashing Axe	0		
2295	marinated stakes	0		
2296	knob butter	0		
2297	vial of ectoplasm	0		
2298	tumbling boock of darck magicks	0		
2299	EZ-Play Harmonica Book	0		
2300	fingerless hobo gloves	0		
2301	Chomsky's comic books	0		
2302	pulsating worm-riding hooks	0		
2303	Libram of Candy Heart Summoning	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12", Skill: "Summon Candy Heart"
2304	unsweetened candy heart	0		Effect: "Superioreo", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2007-02"
2305	tarnished pink candy heart	0		Effect: "The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2007-02"
2306	magnetized maroon ghostly candy heart	0		Effect: "Thick-Skinned", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2007-02"
2307	non-diffused candy heart	0		Effect: "Stop the Presses!", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2007-02"
2308	double-magnetized shaking candy heart	0		Effect: "Dreadful Heat", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2007-02"
2309	double-modified quadruple-colloidal candy heart	0		Effect: "Lemony Goodness", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2007-02"
2310	candygram	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
2311	pink candygram	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
2312	candygram	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
2313	candygram	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
2314	candygram	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
2315	candygram	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
2316	twirling broken carburetor	0		
2317	bronze token	0		
2318	bomb	0		
2319	carved wheel	0		
2320	worm-riding manual page	0		
2321	worm-riding manual page 2	0		
2322	blinking worm-riding manual pages 3-15	0		
2323	headpiece of the Staff of Ed	0		
2324	spinning Staff of Ed, almost	0		
2325	Staff of Ed	0		
2326	stone rose	0		
2327	frozen chilled upside-down can of paint	0		Effect: "Sugary Tongue", Effect Duration: 45
2328	drum machine	0		
2329	handful of confetti	0		
2330	blinking lime green chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses	0		
2331	bouquet of circular saw blades	0		
2332	stale small teal Better Than Cuddling Cake	2	decent	
2333	ninja snowman	0		
2334	Holy MacGuffin	0		
2335	rubber WWBBDD? bracelet	0		
2336	veiny Newton's pipe	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Maximum HP: +10
2337	perfumed reinforced beaded headband	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "0.5xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 42"
2338	moldy upside-down pudding	3	crappy	Wiki Name: "black pudding (food)"
2339	drinkable Blackfly Chardonnay	3	good	
2340	mediocre & tan	4	decent	
2341	pepper	0		
2342	moldy big olive forest cake	5	crappy	
2343	flavorless huge forest ham	3	decent	
2344	denatured polymerized filthworm hatchling scent gland	0		Effect: "Rotten Memories", Effect Duration: 43
2345	improved mirror filthworm drone scent gland	0		Effect: "Remaining Alive", Effect Duration: 41
2346	boiled galvanized filthworm royal guard scent gland	0		Effect: "Hot Hands", Effect Duration: 32
2347	heart of the filthworm queen	0		
2348	water pipe bomb	0		
2349	gas balloon	0		
2350	beer bomb	0		
2351	superamplified boom box	0		
2352	squat stiffened fire poi of the empath	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Familiar Weight: +5
2353	jittery inspector's bejeweled pledge pin	0		Item Drop: +15, Single Equip
2354	huge communications windchimes	0		
2355	warmed deionized jittery henna face paint	0		Effect: "Permafrosty", Effect Duration: 55
2356	quadruple-adjusted non-galvanized tube of dread wax	0		Effect: "Rushin' Hands", Effect Duration: 33
2357	chilly Annie Oakley's Gaia beads	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Cold Damage: +5
2358	pink clay bead	0		
2359	clay bead	0		
2360	blurry clay bead	0		
2361	Oprah's extremely unsafe hippy medical kit	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Single Equip
2362	sizzling Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Hot Damage: +10
2363	narrow wicked beefy longhaired hippy wig	0		Muscle: +10, Spell Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol"
2364	mansplainer's Zim Merman's guitar	0		Monster Level: +15
2365	slick C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	0		Moxie: +10
2366	smooth peel hat	0		Moxie: +15, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley"
2367	carbonated soy milk	0		
2368	huge occult flowing hippy skirt of the storm	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xFairy, cap 45"
2369	squat filthy poultice	0		
2370	natural fennel soda	0		
2371	smoke bomb	0		
2372	cyan jittery bunch of bananas	0		
2373	tasty shaking banana	3	awesome	
2374	banana peel	0		
2375	decent tumbling banana cream pie	3	good	
2376	perfectly mixed irresponsibly strong banana daiquiri	10	EPIC	
2377	hand-crafted shaking bungle in the jungle	3	EPIC	
2378	banana spritzer	0		
2379	colloidal ionized bouncing cyan banana smoothie	0		Effect: "Vented Spleen", Effect Duration: 21
2380	dandy lion cub	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2007-03"
2381	woolen cravat	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2007-03"
2382	class ring	0		
2383	class ring	0		
2384	squat class ring	0		
2385	huge bottle opener belt buckle	0		Single Equip, Damage Aura: 1
2386	red spinning banded keg shield of horror	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Spooky Spell Damage: +25
2387	frightening finger	0		Spooky Damage: +5
2388	war tongs of dire peril of the empath	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Familiar Weight: +5
2389	Monstar energy beverage	0		
2390	jittery asbestos apron of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20
2391	wool beaten-up Chucks	0		Cold Resistance: +1
2392	blurry rosewater-soaked natty ascot	0		Stench Resistance: +3
2393	mansplainer's experienced wreath of laurels	0		Experience: +2, Monster Level: +15, Familiar Effect: "0.5xLep, 0.5xFairy"
2394	chilly extremely unsafe Danglin' Chad's loincloth	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Cold Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 0.5xVolley"
2395	tube sock of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
2396	teal chloroform rag	0		
2397	ghostly depantsing bomb	0		
2398	skewed occult energy drink IV	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Single Equip
2399	groovy Elmley shades of Gandalf	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Single Equip
2400	molotov cocktail cocktail	0		
2401	gray prompt smartaleck's beer bong	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Adventures: +3
2402	gauze garter	0		
2403	barrel of gunpowder	0		
2404	jam band flyers	0		
2405	rock band flyers	0		
2406	teal Panda outfit	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Item Drop: +5
2407	pink bat eye	0		
2408	yellow worthless piece of glass	0		
2409	billy idol	0		
2410	rag	0		
2411	mirror broken petri dish	0		
2412	sammich crust	0		
2413	narrow triffid bark	0		
2414	tumbling lint	0		
2415	discarded pacifier	0		
2416	blurry veiny bounty-hunting helmet	0		Maximum HP: +10, Familiar Effect: "1.5xFairy, cap 25"
2417	reassuring bounty-hunting rifle	0		Spooky Resistance: +1
2418	bounty-hunting pants of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 2xFairy, cap 25"
2419	flattened flattened wet spinning bottle of rhinoceros hormones	0		Effect: "Oriental Mysticism", Effect Duration: 20
2420	dry wobbly fuchsia twirling teeny-tiny magic scroll	0		Effect: "Creepypasted", Effect Duration: 65
2421	boiled oxidized pulsating bottle of pirate juice	0		Effect: "Ten out of Ten", Effect Duration: 42
2422	quadruple-activated irradiated pet snacks	0		Effect: "Heightened Senses", Effect Duration: 67
2423	alkaline Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	0		Effect: "Deep-Seated Rage", Effect Duration: 49
2424	cold-filtered jittery cyclops eyedrops	0		Effect: "Lubed", Effect Duration: 11
2425	vacuum-sealed extra-modified jittery lime green can of spinach	0		Effect: "Scorpio Rising", Effect Duration: 24
2426	non-anodized fuchsia fire flower	0		Effect: "Familial Ties", Effect Duration: 46
2427	polymerized mirror freezerburned ice cube	0		Effect: "Stands Alone", Effect Duration: 57
2428	galvanized frozen blinking fake blood	0		Effect: "Alchemical, Brother", Effect Duration: 38
2429	pressed huge Eau de Guaneau	0		Effect: "Boon of She-Who-Was", Effect Duration: 43
2430	boiled irradiated bag of lard	0		Effect: "Hopped Up on Goofballs", Effect Duration: 67
2431	improved bottle of Mystic Shell	0		Effect: "Hella Tough", Effect Duration: 33
2432	electrified yellow SPF 451 lip balm	0		Effect: "Vented Spleen", Effect Duration: 58
2433	activated adjusted bottle of antifreeze	0		Effect: "Leo Rising", Effect Duration: 22
2434	polarized wobbly eyedrops	0		Effect: "Gr8ness", Effect Duration: 35
2435	double-electrified Dogsgotnonoz pills	0		Effect: "Human-Fish Hybrid", Effect Duration: 38
2436	dry polarized unsweetened donkey flipbook	0		Effect: "Devil Inside", Effect Duration: 31
2437	New Cloaca-Cola	0		
2438	shaking scented massage oil	0		
2439	poltergeist-in-the-jar-o	0		
2440	upside-down unnatural gas	0		
2441	Knob Goblin Encryption Key	0		
2442	mirror Cobb's Knob map	0		
2443	resourceful Fonzie's pink glowstick	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Maximum MP: +50, Last Available: "2007-03", Raveosity: +1
2444	bad Supernova Champagne	4	decent	
2445	Deactivated O. A. F.	0		Last Available: "2007-04"
2446	hardware upgrade	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2007-04"
2447	bad penguin egg	0		Free Pull
2448	tasteful bow tie	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2449	jittery six-pack of New Cloaca-Cola	0		
2450	green empty Cloaca-Cola bottle	0		
2451	stanky goatskin umbrella	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25
2452	wobbly tumbling inspector's wool hat of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Item Drop: +15, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 43"
2453	huge Goodfella contract	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2454	narrow executive belt of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Meat Drop: +40, Single Equip
2455	skewed hardy bar whip	0		Maximum HP: +50
2456	Van der Graaf barskin buckler	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
2457	ribald whip	0		Sleaze Damage: +10
2458	barskin loincloth of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 4xVolley, cap 6"
2459	quilted tighty whiteys	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 3xVolley, cap 10"
2460	yak toupee of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato, cap 25"
2462	odor extractor	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
2463	wobbly Manual of Transcendent Olfaction	0		Skill: "Transcendent Olfaction"
2464	bland bowl of Bounty-Os	3	decent	
2465	bad Oreille Divisée brandy	4	decent	
2466	pompadour'd puppy	0		
2467	suede shoes	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2468	ghostly callused fingerbone	0		
2469	ghostly bundle of receipts	0		
2470	cork	0		
2471	stardust	0		
2472	blurry wilted lettuce	0		
2473	green empty greasepaint tube	0		
2474	clown skin	0		
2475	flame-wreathed ruddy clown wig	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Clowniness: 50, Familiar Effect: "chromatic atk, 1xPotato, cap 12"
2476	red zippy clownskin belt	0		Initiative: +20, Clowniness: 50
2477	bouncing clownskin buckler of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Clowniness: 50
2478	executive clown whip	0		Meat Drop: +40, Clowniness: 50
2479	jittery demon skin	0		
2480	pulsating steel-toed demon-horned hat	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xLep, cap 17"
2481	gray demon buckler of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50
2482	manspreader's Van der Graaf groovy demon whip	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Monster Level: +10, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
2483	huge aromatic barskin cloak	0		Stench Resistance: +1
2484	tumbling mirror horrifying sizzling snakeskin duster	0		Hot Damage: +10, Spooky Damage: +25
2485	Jack Frost's grievous clownskin harness	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Clowniness: 50
2486	nasty demonskin jacket of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Damage: +5, Stench Spell Damage: +50
2487	foul-smelling hipposkin poncho	0		Stench Damage: +10
2488	quilted yak anorak	0		Damage Absorption: +40
2489	skewed energetic tuxedo shirt	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20
2490	double-paned wicked gnauga hide vest	0		Spell Damage: +5, Cold Resistance: +5
2491	gray bouncing shirt kit	0		
2492	lime green jittery tropical orchid	0		
2493	mirror stick of dynamite	0		
2494	spinning Herculean Necrotelicomnicon of vim and vigor	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Maximum HP Percent: +50
2495	mirror Usain Bolt's Da Vinci's Cookbook of the Damned	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Initiative: +80
2496	Jeselnik's sage Sinful Desires	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Sleaze Damage: +25
2497	upside-down molybdenum magnet	0		
2498	shaking molybdenum hammer	0		
2499	molybdenum screwdriver	0		
2500	molybdenum pliers	0		
2501	molybdenum crescent wrench	0		
2502	jittery Really Expensive Jewelry and You	0		Skill: "Really Expensive Jewelrycrafting"
2503	extra-fancy ring setting	0		
2504	narrow twirling shaking precious piercing post	0		
2505	necklace chain	0		
2506	beach glass bead	0		
2507	spinning clay peace-sign bead	0		
2508	beach glass necklace of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50
2509	bouncing gravedigger's peace-sign necklace	0		Spooky Damage: +10
2510	coward's stiffened round sunglasses	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Monster Level: -20, Single Equip
2511	blurry Frat Army FGF	0		
2512	Hippy Army MPE	0		
2513	spark plug earring of horror of the boozehound	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Booze Drop: +100
2514	woven baling wire bracelets of wisdom of the bloodbag	0		Mysticality: +15, Maximum HP: +100
2515	strapping gearbox necklace of incineration	0		Muscle: +5, Hot Spell Damage: +50
2516	ghostly manspreader's wrench bracelet of the overflowing toilet	0		Monster Level: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +50
2517	friendly studded chain necklace	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Familiar Weight: +3
2518	occult sawblade shield	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25
2519	practically non-alcoholic hand-crafted McMillicancuddy's Special Lager	1	EPIC	
2520	artisanal distilled melted Jell-o shot	5	EPIC	
2521	drinkable practically non-alcoholic fancy cruelty-free wine	1	good	Effect: "Prideful Strut", Effect Duration: 10
2522	tolerable thistle wine	3	good	
2523	megatofu	0		
2524	twirling displaced fish	0		
2525	stale mirror fish	3	decent	
2526	flavorless thick fancy pulsating gray fish casserole	5	decent	Effect: "Macho Profundo", Effect Duration: 15
2527	toothsome big narrow fish lasagna	5	awesome	
2528	filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif")	0		
2529	adequate half-sized gnatloaf	2	good	
2530	decent pulsating gnatloaf casserole	3	good	
2531	bland gray spinning gnat lasagna	4	decent	
2532	pork	0		
2533	spoiled pork chop sandwiches	4	crappy	
2534	decent spinning pork casserole	3	good	
2535	big moldy pork lasagna	5	crappy	
2536	blurry canopic jar	0		
2537	wobbly spice	0		
2538	huge organs	0		
2539	fortified Ankh of Badahnkadh	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Single Equip
2540	tomb ratchet	0		
2541	Mayflower bouquet	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Softcore Only, Drops Items, Last Available: "2007-05", Item Drop (sporadic): +2.5, Meat Drop (sporadic): +5
2542	enhanced diffused double-irradiated lesser grodulated violet	0		Effect: "Improprie Tea", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2007-05"
2543	dry super-diffused bouncing tin magnolia	0		Effect: "The Solution", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2007-05"
2544	improved begpwnia	0		Effect: "The Best a Pirate Can Get", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2007-05"
2545	double-energized super-aerosolized upsy daisy	0		Effect: "items.enh", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2007-05"
2546	warmed half-orchid	0		Effect: "Adventurer's Best Friendship", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2007-05"
2547	chaotic MacGyver's tin star	0		Maximum MP: +100, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Last Available: "2007-05"
2548	lightning-fast dance instructor's outrageous sombrero	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Initiative: +40, Familiar Effect: "1.5xLep, 1.5xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2007-05"
2549	greedy grievous "Humorous" T-shirt	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2007-05"
2550	Peppercorns of Power	0		
2551	vial of mojo	0		
2552	shaking reeds	0		
2553	turtle chain	0		
2554	mirror distilled seal blood	0		
2555	high-octane olive oil	0		
2556	scorching hardened extremely unsafe Shagadelic Disco Banjo	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Damage Reduction: 3, Hot Damage: +25, Class: "Disco Bandit"
2557	reassuring wizardly Squeezebox of the Ages	0		Mysticality: +25, Spooky Resistance: +1, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 15
2558	miser's groovy Chelonian Morningstar	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Meat Drop: +10, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
2559	Hammer of Smiting of the pedagogue of chilblains	0		Experience: +3, Cold Damage: +25, Class: "Seal Clubber"
2560	executive 17-alarm Saucepan of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Meat Drop: +40, Class: "Sauceror"
2561	fireproof Lo Pan's ruddy Greek Pasta Spoon of Peril	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Hot Resistance: +3, Class: "Pastamancer"
2562	half-rotten brain	0		
2563	skewed bonesaw	0		
2564	plus-sized phylactery	0		
2565	can of Ghuol-B-Gone™	0		
2566	twirling Azazel's unicorn	0		
2567	squat Azazel's lollipop	0		
2568	Azazel's tutu	0		
2569	dry ant agonist	0		Effect: "Boon of the War Snapper", Effect Duration: 67
2570	ant hoe	0		Familiar Effect: "sleaze damage, meat", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.4
2571	ant rake	0		Familiar Effect: "hot damage, meat", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.4
2572	ant pitchfork	0		Familiar Effect: "stench damage, meat", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.4
2573	ant sickle	0		Familiar Effect: "spooky damage, meat", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.4
2574	ant pick	0		Familiar Effect: "cold damage, meat", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.4
2575	blinking bronzed locust	0		
2576	honey-dipped locust	0		
2577	flame-retardant greasy cactus quill	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +1
2578	olive bouncing crafty hardy Staff of the Short Order Cook of bravery	0		Maximum HP: +50, Maximum MP: +10, Spooky Resistance: +5
2579	moldy half-sized cactus fruit	2	crappy	
2580	scorpion whip of the dark arts of courage	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Spooky Resistance: +3
2581	handful of sand	0		
2582	brick of sand	0		
2583	adequate huge blinking centipede eggs	3	good	
2584	shaking skewed wonderwall shield of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5
2585	upside-down groovy Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	0		Moxie Percent: +10
2586	nasty General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	0		Stench Damage: +5
2587	hardened Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	0		Damage Reduction: 3
2588	Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15
2589	decent wobbly hot date	3	good	
2590	fortified acceptable distilled fortified wine	5	good	
2591	jumbo bland tasty tart	5	decent	
2592	gray Knob Goblin lunchbox	0		
2593	moldy bouncing Knob pasty	4	crappy	
2594	drinkable thermos full of Knob coffee	3	good	
2595	moist wet Ben-Gal™ Balm	0		Effect: "Fastbreaker", Effect Duration: 54
2596	leathery cat skin	0		
2597	leathery bat skin	0		
2598	leathery rat skin	0		
2599	blurry Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate	0		
2600	carbonated water lily	0		
2601	wool gravedigger's stiffened Staff of the Midnight Snack	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Spooky Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +1
2602	hale wizardly Staff of Blood and Pudding of the brute	0		Mysticality: +25, Muscle Percent: +30, Maximum HP: +20
2603	olive mirror smoldering box	0		
2604	Tuesday's ruby of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Variable
2605	palm frond	0		
2606	blinking palm-frond fan	0		
2607	teal jittery cool palm-frond whip	0		Moxie: +5
2608	palm-frond net	0		
2609	Jack Frost's weightlifter's palm-frond capris	0		Muscle: +15, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "1.5xGhuol, cap 35"
2610	cyan extra-large palm-frond toupee of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 37"
2611	palm-frond cloak	0		Item Drop: +5
2612	vinyl coin purse	0		
2613	rocky raccoon	0		
2614	yellow mojo filter	0		
2615	spoiled savoy truffle	3	crappy	
2616	upside-down narrow Magi-Wipes	0		
2617	boom	0		
2618	chilly Iiti Kitty phone charm	0		Cold Damage: +5, Single Equip
2619	jar of swamp gas	0		Last Available: "2007-05"
2620	bite-sized bland fuchsia unidentified jerky	1	decent	
2621	asbestos-lined nasty rat mask of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Hot Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xBarrr, cap 45"
2622	lime green shellacked arcane researcher's ratskin belt	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Damage Reduction: 7, Single Equip
2623	Lo Pan's savvy rattail whip	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +30
2624	Jack Frost's sage bat hat	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xVolley, cap 45"
2625	greasy grievous bat whip	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
2626	hardy strapping bat-ass jacket	0		Muscle: +5, Maximum HP: +50
2627	Usain Bolt's catskin cap of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Initiative: +80, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr, cap 45"
2628	skewed Annie Oakley's hardy catskin buckler	0		Maximum HP: +50, Critical Hit Percent: +20
2629	Jim Carey's Rosewater's tail o' nine cats	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Monster Level: +25
2630	Hugo's Weaving Manual	0		
2631	ionized super-pickled huge gremlin juice	0		Effect: "Down With Chow", Effect Duration: 41
2632	oxidized mother's helper	0		Effect: "Bonelording", Effect Duration: 53
2633	veiny Rosewater's pat-a-cake pendant	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Maximum HP: +10
2634	huge mummy wrapping	0		
2635	really thick bandage	0		
2636	twirling steel-toed mummy mask	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 42"
2637	green steel-toed stiffened gauze shorts	0		Damage Reduction: 10, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xGhuol, cap 42"
2638	wobbly gauze hammock	0		Bonus Resting HP: +60
2639	purple cherry soda	0		
2640	greaves of the ox of vim and vigor	0		Muscle: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 40"
2641	ghostly greedy Fonzie's cowboy hat	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Meat Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xLep, cap 41"
2642	censurious wicked Maxwell's Silver Hammer	0		Spell Damage: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +3
2643	huge hale happiness	0		Maximum HP: +20
2644	feather	0		
2645	feather	0		
2646	frightful feather	0		
2647	fetid feather	0		
2648	flirtatious feather	0		
2649	rosewater-soaked Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Single Equip
2650	bottled pixie	0		Free Pull
2651	pixie spog	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2007-06"
2652	decent shaking S.T.L.T.	4	good	Last Available: "2007-06"
2653	enchanted decent upside-down honey-dew	4	good	Effect: "Sparkly!", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2007-06"
2654	watered-down acceptable Xanadian	2	good	Last Available: "2007-06"
2655	aerosolized super-frozen bottle of absinthe	0		Effect: "Sweetened and Fattened", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2007-06"
2656	skewed asbestos-lined Drowsy Sword of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Hot Resistance: +5
2657	moldy low-calorie escargotsicle	1	crappy	Last Available: "2007-06"
2658	enchanted mediocre watered-down bottle of realpagne	2	decent	Effect: "Whippin' It Good", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2007-06"
2659	albatross necklace of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2007-06"
2660	altered tumbling not-a-pipe	1	good	Last Available: "2007-06"
2661	spirit-forward artisanal flask of Amontillado	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2007-06"
2662	ball mask of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 22", Last Available: "2007-06"
2663	Can-Can skirt of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "1.5xFairy, 2xPotato, cap 22", Last Available: "2007-06"
2664	improved triple-polymerized sensitive poetry journal	0		Effect: "Weasels Underfoot", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2007-06"
2665	chilled bottled inspiration	0		Effect: "Cotton Mouthed", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2007-06"
2666	polymerized squat maroon bellhop bell	0		Effect: "Seeing Colors", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2007-06"
2667	cold-filtered concentrated bouncing spiky collar	0		Effect: "[800]Chocolate Reign", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2007-06"
2668	boiled olive twirling can-can-in-a-can	1		Last Available: "2007-06"
2669	pickled teal patent antipsychotics	1		Last Available: "2007-06"
2670	dehydrated Mariner's Friend cough drops	1		Last Available: "2007-06"
2671	lousy shot of nepenthe schnapps	3	decent	Last Available: "2025-03"
2672	library card	0		Last Available: "2007-06"
2673	Bohemian rhapsody	0		Last Available: "2007-06"
2674	energized quantum dry green bottle of cat tonic	0		Effect: "Pretending to Pretend", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2007-06"
2675	compressed yellow handful of moss	1		
2676	dried bit-o-cactus	1		
2677	diluted twirling protein powder	1		
2678	squat spectre scepter	0		
2679	dry mirror mirror sparkler	0		Effect: "Stone-Faced", Effect Duration: 59
2680	non-irradiated snake	0		Effect: "Memories of Puppy Love", Effect Duration: 12, Wiki Name: "snake"
2681	colloidal polymerized M-242	0		Effect: "Thought", Effect Duration: 51
2682	squat detuned radio	0		
2683	twirling Warehouse 23 crate	0		
2684	tumbling skewed stanky Van der Graaf armgun	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
2685	seashell necklace	0		
2686	maroon blurry commemorative war stein	0		
2687	stone frisbee	0		
2688	jittery shaking Usain Bolt's executive dreadlock whip of Flo-Jo	0		Meat Drop: +40, Initiative: 180
2689	wicked beer-a-pult	0		Spell Damage: +5, Item Drop: +5
2690	dog trainer's mansplainer's cast-iron legacy paddle	0		Monster Level: +15, Experience (familiar): +1
2691	bite-sized tasty handful of nuts and berries	1	awesome	
2692	Jeselnik's Temple Grandin's driftwood sculpture	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Sleaze Damage: +25
2693	scorching sharpshooter's massive sitar	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Hot Damage: +25
2694	scandalous personal trainer's experienced stone baseball cap	0		Experience: +2, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Sleaze Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, cap 48"
2695	drinkable cup of beer	3	good	
2696	blurry ovoid thing	0		
2697	fuchsia duct tape	0		
2698	upside-down jittery duct tape wallet	0		
2699	sizzling duct tape shirt of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Hot Damage: +10
2700	up-at-dawn duct tape fedora of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Adventures: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xLep, cap 48"
2701	squat fireproof hale duct tape sword	0		Maximum HP: +20, Hot Resistance: +3
2702	skewed hardy hardened duct tape dockers	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Maximum HP: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol, cap 48"
2703	reassuring duct tape buckler	0		Spooky Resistance: +1
2704	shrinking powder	0		
2705	foul-smelling blackberry slippers of extreme caution of courage	0		Monster Level: -25, Stench Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +3, Single Equip
2706	ghostly flame-retardant knitted fortified blackberry moccasins	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Cold Resistance: +3, Hot Resistance: +1, Single Equip
2707	pulsating dog trainer's Annie Oakley's baleful blackberry combat boots	0		Spell Damage: +25, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Experience (familiar): +1, Single Equip
2708	enhanced green funky dried mushroom	0		Effect: "Turkey-Friendly", Effect Duration: 29
2709	exotic parrot egg	0		
2710	bouncing cracker	0		Familiar Weight: +15
2711	diffused facepaint	0		Effect: "Fever From the Flavor", Effect Duration: 18
2712	dry corrupted sheepskin diploma	0		Effect: "Puddingface", Effect Duration: 61
2713	quadruple-oxidized chilled teal skewed Black Body™ spray	0		Effect: "Egged On", Effect Duration: 31
2714	squat floorboard cruft	0		
2715	sausage bomb	0		
2716	upside-down Usain Bolt's cool battered hubcap of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Moxie: +5, Initiative: +80
2717	huge fortified grievous hood ornament of doom	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Damage Absorption: +60, Spooky Spell Damage: +50
2718	wobbly spare kidney	0		
2719	ghostly electrified hand-carved bokken of wisdom of the pedagogue	0		Mysticality: +15, Experience: +3, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
2720	quilted smartaleck's hand-carved bow of horror	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Damage Absorption: +40, Spooky Spell Damage: +25
2721	family-friendly frosty Van der Graaf hand-carved staff	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +1, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
2722	huge lightning-fast reassuring hale Staff of the Greasefire of the scaredy-cat	0		Maximum HP: +20, Monster Level: -15, Spooky Resistance: +1, Initiative: +40
2723	greasy flame-wreathed Staff of the Grand Flambé of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
2724	flavorless bowl of rye sprouts	4	decent	
2725	tiny adequate cob of corn	1	good	
2726	normal shaking juniper berries	3	good	
2727	adequate plum	3	good	
2728	tasty pear	4	awesome	
2729	moldy immense peach	9	crappy	
2730	perfectly mixed plum wine	3	EPIC	
2731	enchanted mediocre shot of pear schnapps	3	decent	Effect: "init.enh", Effect Duration: 50
2732	hand-crafted shot of peach schnapps	3	EPIC	
2733	decent jumbo bunch of square grapes	5	good	
2734	adequate brown sugar cane	3	good	
2735	tiny spoiled sandwich of the gods	1	crappy	
2736	mediocre boozy Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster	5	decent	
2737	powdered skewed wobbly leopard-print barbell	1	decent	
2738	narrow pile of smoking rags	0		
2739	altered narrow squat ghostly yellow panty raider camouflage	0		Effect: "Hombre Muerto Caminando", Effect Duration: 39
2740	Sinatra's groovy stylish Staff of the Walk-In Freezer	0		Moxie: +25, Moxie Percent: +10, Experience (Moxie): +5
2741	perfectly mixed weak boilermaker	2	EPIC	
2742	miniature enchanted stale steel lasagna	2	quest	Effect: "Floundering", Effect Duration: 45
2743	triple-distilled lousy steel margarita	7	quest	
2744	mixed steel-scented air freshener	1		
2745	pickled alkaline extra-frozen fuchsia gremlin mutagen	0		Effect: "Concentrated Concentration", Effect Duration: 69
2746	concentrated improved bouncing extra-potent gremlin mutagen	0		Effect: "Brain Freeze", Effect Duration: 11
2747	narrow chunk of depleted Grimacite	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2748	Samson's furniture dolly	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Single Equip
2749	frosty Socratic beefcake's Staff of the Grease Trap	0		Muscle: +25, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Cold Spell Damage: +10
2750	healthy smooth Uranium Omega of Temperance	0		Moxie: +15, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Single Equip
2751	Lead Zeta of Chastity of the storm of the glutton	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Food Drop: +100, Single Equip
2752	Jim Carey's Annie Oakley's Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Monster Level: +25, Single Equip
2753	lime green avaricious lion tamer's Zinc Delta of Tranquility	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Meat Drop: +30, Single Equip
2754	jittery aromatic stiffened Nickel Gamma of Frugality	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Stench Resistance: +1, Single Equip
2755	squat Iron Beta of Industry of the cougar of Tarzan	0		Moxie: +20, Experience (Muscle): +3, Single Equip
2756	chaotic wizardly Copper Alpha of Sincerity	0		Mysticality: +25, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Single Equip
2757	gray manspreader's Red Balloon of Valor of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Monster Level: +10, Single Equip
2758	zippy mansplainer's Purple Horseshoe of Honor	0		Monster Level: +15, Initiative: +20, Single Equip
2759	tumbling censurious supercharged Blue Diamond of Honesty	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Single Equip
2760	nasty Sinatra's Green Clover of Justice	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Stench Damage: +5, Single Equip
2761	family-friendly thinker's Yellow Moon of Compassion	0		Mysticality: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Single Equip
2762	green shellacked Orange Star of Sacrifice of the empath	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Familiar Weight: +5, Single Equip
2763	personal trainer's Pink Heart of Spirit of the detective	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Item Drop: +20, Single Equip
2764	chilly dance instructor's Order of the Silver Wossname of the early riser	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Cold Damage: +5, Adventures: +7, Single Equip
2765	Harold's bell	0		
2766	bowling ball	0		
2767	flavorless small Crimbo pie	2	decent	
2768	normal fuchsia pear tart	3	good	
2769	moldy peach pie	4	crappy	
2770	dry magnetized chunk of rock salt	0		Effect: "Cake Caked", Effect Duration: 14
2771	anodized pressed enhanced gray handful of pine needles	0		Effect: "Gutterminded", Effect Duration: 33
2772	spinning steamy ruby	0		
2773	skewed glacial sapphire	0		
2774	unearthly onyx	0		
2775	effluvious emerald	0		
2776	ghostly tawdry amethyst	0		
2777	huge chilly experienced filigreed hamethyst earring	0		Experience: +2, Cold Damage: +5
2778	reassuring Jack Frost's MacGyver's filigreed hamethyst necklace	0		Maximum MP: +100, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Resistance: +1, Single Equip
2779	electrified veiny filigreed hamethyst ring of Calamity Jane	0		Maximum HP: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +15, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip
2780	occult baleful baconstone earring of Leguizamo	0		Spell Damage: +25, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Monster Level: +20, Single Equip
2781	ribald toasty baconstone necklace	0		Hot Damage: +5, Sleaze Damage: +10, Single Equip
2782	bouncing resourceful educational baconstone ring of Flo-Jo	0		Experience: +1, Maximum MP: +50, Initiative: +100, Single Equip
2783	wobbly Newton's educational pulled porquoise earring	0		Experience: +1, Experience (Mysticality): +3
2784	wobbly reassuring nasty pulled porquoise pendant	0		Stench Damage: +5, Spooky Resistance: +1, Single Equip
2785	fuchsia wobbly lion tamer's supercharged Da Vinci's pulled porquoise ring	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Experience (familiar): +2, Single Equip
2786	groovy Earring of Fire of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Moxie Percent: +10, Single Equip
2787	upside-down rock-hard grievous Pendant of Fire	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Damage Reduction: 5, Single Equip
2788	dog trainer's smooth Ring of Fire	0		Moxie: +15, Experience (familiar): +1, Single Equip
2789	up-at-dawn supercool Ice-Cold Beerring	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Adventures: +5, Single Equip
2790	auspicious Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Item Drop: +10, Single Equip
2791	resourceful razor-sharp Ice-Cold Beer Ring	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Maximum MP: +50, Single Equip
2792	curative Unspeakable Earring of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip
2793	rosewater-soaked Choker of the Ultragoth of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Stench Resistance: +3, Single Equip
2794	Jack Frost's clever The Ring	0		Maximum MP: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
2795	Annie Oakley's therapeutic Nose Ring of Putrescence	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip
2796	stanky occult Putrid Pendant	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
2797	wobbly inspector's Lo Pan's Ring of the Sewer Snake	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Item Drop: +15, Single Equip
2798	bouncing careful boxer's Mudflap-Girl Earring	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Monster Level: -10, Single Equip
2799	Mudflap-Girl Necklace of the dark arts of incineration	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
2800	resourceful thinker's Mudflap-Girl Ring	0		Mysticality: +10, Maximum MP: +50, Single Equip
2801	olive vial of Gnomochloric acid	0		
2802	flask of Gnomochloric acid	0		
2803	jug of Gnomochloric acid	0		
2804	electrified vial of hamethyst juice	0		Effect: "Dreadful Sheen", Effect Duration: 30
2805	galvanized tumbling vial of baconstone juice	0		Effect: "Quadrilled", Effect Duration: 24
2806	nitrogenated vial of porquoise juice	0		Effect: "Yet tea", Effect Duration: 49
2807	magnetized unsweetened flask of hamethyst juice	0		Effect: "Thought", Effect Duration: 19
2808	adjusted flask of baconstone juice	0		Effect: "Virgo Rising", Effect Duration: 61
2809	quadruple-colloidal flask of porquoise juice	0		Effect: "Stench Jellied", Effect Duration: 54
2810	unsweetened blue jug of hamethyst juice	0		Effect: "Creepin' Up on You", Effect Duration: 64
2811	polymerized skewed jug of baconstone juice	0		Effect: "Super-Charged", Effect Duration: 42
2812	quantum warmed jittery jug of porquoise juice	0		Effect: "Tremella Tremens", Effect Duration: 57
2813	blurry blinking weightlifter's Beret of horror	0		Muscle: +15, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Four Songs, Brimstone, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep"
2814	stylish Bludgeon of the brute of James Dean	0		Moxie: +25, Muscle Percent: +30, Experience (Moxie): +3, Brimstone
2815	nasty crafty beefy Bunker	0		Muscle: +10, Maximum MP: +10, Stench Damage: +5, Brimstone
2816	forbidden baleful Boxers of incineration	0		Spell Damage: +25, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Brimstone, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep"
2817	Van der Graaf supercool Rosewater's Brooch	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Moxie Percent: +20, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Brimstone
2818	blurry Usain Bolt's stanky Bracelet of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Initiative: +80, Single Equip, Brimstone
2819	nasty Temple Grandin's Grimacite gasmask	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Stench Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, 1.5xFairy, cap 37", Last Available: "2008-11"
2820	huge Grimacite gat of the scaredy-cat of temperance	0		Monster Level: -15, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2008-11"
2821	inspector's educational Grimacite gaiters	0		Experience: +1, Item Drop: +15, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, 2xGhoul, cap 37", Last Available: "2008-11"
2822	gray Fonzie's educational Grimacite gauntlets	0		Experience: +1, Experience (Moxie): +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2008-11"
2823	quilted smartaleck's Grimacite go-go boots	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Damage Absorption: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2008-11"
2824	double-paned Grimacite girdle of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Cold Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2008-11"
2825	Usain Bolt's Grimacite gown	0		Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2008-11"
2826	dog trainer's resourceful beefcake's Staff of the Kitchen Floor	0		Muscle: +25, Maximum MP: +50, Experience (familiar): +1
2827	anniversary gift box	0		
2828	blurry loaded dice	0		
2829	tumbling really dense meat stack	0		
2830	digital key lime	0		
2831	pulsating star key lime	0		
2832	big decent upside-down digital key lime pie	5	good	
2833	flavorless narrow star key lime pie	3	decent	
2834	tumbling Jack Frost's frosty bottle-rocket crossbow of terror	0		Cold Spell Damage: 60, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire red bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire blue bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire orange bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire purple bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire black bottle-rocket", Last Available: "2007-07"
2835	shaking weightlifter's indie comic hipster glasses	0		Muscle: +15, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2"
2836	wizard action figure	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
2837	mint-condition magic wand	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2838	maroon flame-retardant medical-grade glowstick	0		Hot Resistance: +1, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2007-08", Raveosity: +1
2839	Jeselnik's Periodical Paintbrush	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Softcore Only
2840	bad special bottle of cooking sherry	4	decent	Effect: "Mushroom Melody", Effect Duration: 5
2841	spoiled huge tumbling packet of ketchup	10	crappy	
2842	hand-crafted mirror accidental cider	4	EPIC	
2843	moldy special pulsating dire fudgesicle	3	crappy	Effect: "Black Eyes", Effect Duration: 30
2844	olive up-at-dawn Jeselnik's padded navel ring of navel gazing of the cheetah	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Sleaze Damage: +25, Initiative: +60, Adventures: +5, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2007-09", Item Drop (sporadic): 4.25, Meat Drop (sporadic): 4.25
2845	class five ecto-larva	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
2846	twirling plastic bib	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2847	narrow wicked Dallas Dynasty Falcon Crest shield	0		Spell Damage: +5
2848	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	0		
2849	shrunken navigator head	0		
2850	mediocre moonberry wine cooler	4	decent	
2851	snack-sized bland fine aged cheddarwurst	2	decent	
2852	branch from the Great Tree	0		
2853	Phil Bunion's axe	0		
2854	bouquet of swamp roses	0		
2855	yellow prompt asbestos-lined huge mosquito proboscis	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Adventures: +3
2856	wet shaking swamp lolly	0		Effect: "Good Motivator", Effect Duration: 24
2857	vacuum-sealed seegar butt	0		Effect: "L'instinct Félin", Effect Duration: 59
2858	bottled swamp gas	0		
2859	fireproof Samson's witch wart	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Hot Resistance: +3
2860	bland swamp muck	3	decent	
2861	electrified experienced leechknife of the dark arts	0		Experience: +2, Spell Damage Percent: +100, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
2862	blinking decomposed boot	0		
2863	extra-improved moist fuchsia dribbly candle	0		Effect: "Holiday Bliss", Effect Duration: 24
2864	stolen meatpouch	0		
2865	lion tamer's deadly beaver spear	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Experience (familiar): +2
2866	steel-toed smartaleck's shamanic beads	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Damage Reduction: 9
2867	skewed veiny beefy dilapidated wizard hat	0		Muscle: +10, Maximum HP: +10, Familiar Effect: "cap 31"
2868	chilled pirate pamphlet	0		Effect: "Dreams and Lights", Effect Duration: 54
2869	moist blue pirate brochure	0		Effect: "Well-preserved", Effect Duration: 20
2870	quantum blue pirate tract	0		Effect: "Greasy Visage", Effect Duration: 31
2871	burnt flower	0		
2872	energetic plastic Naughty Sorceress of the overflowing toilet	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +50
2873	wobbly zippy Temple Grandin's plastic Ed the Undying	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Initiative: +20
2874	pulsating censurious sizzling plastic Lord Spookyraven	0		Hot Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +3
2875	plastic Dr. Awkward of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50
2876	blue mirror plastic protector spectre of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100
2877	plastic Baron von Ratsworth of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50
2878	tumbling plastic Boss Bat of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20
2879	red Usain Bolt's plastic Knob Goblin King	0		Initiative: +80
2880	up-at-dawn plastic Bonerdagon	0		Adventures: +5
2881	groovy plastic The Man	0		Moxie Percent: +10
2882	shaking plastic The Big Wisniewski of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50
2883	family-friendly plastic Felonia	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1
2884	shaking green perfumed plastic Beelzebozo	0		Stench Resistance: +5
2885	scorching plastic conservationist hippy	0		Hot Damage: +25
2886	experienced plastic 7-foot dwarf	0		Experience: +2
2887	toasty plastic angry bugbear	0		Hot Damage: +5
2888	plastic anime smiley of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3
2889	purple clever plastic apathetic lizardman	0		Maximum MP: +20
2890	vibrating plastic astronomer	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10
2891	tumbling plastic beanbat of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5
2892	blinking plastic blooper of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100
2893	plastic brainsweeper of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5
2894	weightlifter's plastic briefcase bat	0		Muscle: +15
2895	plastic demoninja of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100
2896	huge MacGyver's plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker	0		Maximum MP: +100
2897	plastic drunk goat of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30
2898	ruddy plastic fiendish can of asparagus	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40
2899	medical-grade plastic Gnollish crossdresser	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
2900	greasy plastic handsome mariachi	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
2901	plastic Knob Goblin bean counter of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50
2902	inspector's plastic Knob Goblin harem girl	0		Item Drop: +15
2903	plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2904	bouncing zippy plastic Knott Yeti	0		Initiative: +20
2905	plastic lemon-in-the-box of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3
2906	ghostly mirror Tesla plastic lobsterfrogman	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
2907	pulsating plastic ninja snowman of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7
2908	huge avaricious plastic Orcish Frat Boy	0		Meat Drop: +30
2909	shellacked plastic G Imp	0		Damage Reduction: 7
2910	blinking Fonzie's plastic goth	0		Experience (Moxie): +1
2911	plastic cubist bull of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25
2912	plastic scary clown of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25
2913	wobbly sage plastic smarmy pirate	0		Mysticality Percent: +10
2914	careful plastic spiny skelelton	0		Monster Level: -10
2915	beefy plastic Spam Witch	0		Muscle: +10
2916	hardened plastic vampire	0		Damage Reduction: 3
2917	Fonzie's plastic taco cat	0		Experience (Moxie): +1
2918	upside-down frightening plastic undead elbow macaroni	0		Spooky Damage: +5
2919	cyan ghostly plastic warwelf of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3
2920	upside-down curative plastic whitesnake	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
2921	skewed personal trainer's plastic XXX pr0n	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10
2922	supercharged plastic zmobie	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30
2923	plastic Protagonist of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15
2924	razor-sharp plastic Spunky Princess	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25
2925	plastic topiary golem of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30
2926	beefy plastic senile lihc	0		Muscle: +10
2927	lime green aromatic plastic Iiti Kitty	0		Stench Resistance: +1
2928	electrified plastic Gnomester Blomester	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
2929	resourceful plastic Trouser Snake	0		Maximum MP: +50
2930	narrow plastic Axe Wound of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20
2931	spinning chilly plastic Hellion	0		Cold Damage: +5
2932	lard-coated plastic Black Knight	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
2933	maroon experienced plastic pair of tweezers	0		Experience: +2
2934	educational plastic fruit golem	0		Experience: +1
2935	careful plastic fluffy bunny	0		Monster Level: -10
2936	castagnets	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2937	siesta-ing Casagnova gnome	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2008-10"
2938	Jacob's ladder	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2939	unemployed hunchbacked minion	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2008-10"
2940	immense adequate Surprise Egg	9	good	
2941	polymerized olive Steal This Candy	0		Effect: "Big Ol' Glass of Rum", Effect Duration: 41
2942	quadruple-ionized flattened chocolate filthy lucre	0		Effect: "Sweet Nostalgia", Effect Duration: 66
2943	irradiated narrow Angry Farmer's Wife Candy	0		Effect: "Pork Power", Effect Duration: 13
2945	executive party hat of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +40, Familiar Effect: "4xLep, cap 7"
2946	chilly Socratic V for Vivala mask	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Cold Damage: +5, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Combat Item Damage Percent: 50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Creepy Grin", Last Available: "2007-11"
2947	wobbly The Big Book of Pirate Insults	0		
2948	lousy ghostly shot of rotgut	3	decent	
2949	anodized jar of "Creole Lady" marrrmalade	0		Effect: "Rat-Faced", Effect Duration: 27
2950	Cap'm Caronch's Map	0		
2951	purple Orcish Frat House blueprints	0		
2952	clever quilted glowstick	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Maximum MP: +20, Last Available: "2007-11", Raveosity: +1
2953	charrrm bracelet	0		
2954	Lo Pan's tip jar	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30
2955	rotten small teal yam candy	2	crappy	
2956	cocktail napkin	0		
2957	rum barrel charrrm	0		
2958	flavorless squat tube of cranberry Go-Goo	3	decent	
2959	twirling rum barrel charrrm bracelet of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5
2960	bland special mirror single-serving herbal stuffing	3	decent	Effect: "Armored Innards", Effect Duration: 40
2961	bland small packet of tofurkey gravy	2	decent	
2962	tasty snack-sized tofurkey nugget	2	awesome	
2963	bouncing rigging shampoo	0		
2964	ball polish	0		
2965	blue mizzenmast mop	0		
2966	Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste	0		
2967	triple-energized Swabbie™ swab	0		Effect: "Pockets of Fire", Effect Duration: 18
2968	ionized oxidized fuchsia Oil of Parrrlay	0		Effect: "Feet of Grapefruit", Effect Duration: 66
2969	spoiled maroon creamsicle	3	crappy	
2970	tolerable bouncing cream stout	3	good	
2971	double-paned baleful curmudgel	0		Spell Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +5
2972	grumpy man charrrm	0		
2973	deadly grumpy man charrrm bracelet	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Single Equip
2974	jittery tarrrnish charrrm	0		
2975	narrow wool scorching tarrrnished charrrm bracelet	0		Hot Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +1, Single Equip
2976	weak mediocre bilge wine	2	decent	
2977	avaricious witty rapier	0		Meat Drop: +30
2978	pulsating huge Usain Bolt's Van der Graaf yohohoyo	0		Initiative: +80, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
2979	Vulcanized concentrated dry blinking yellow bouncing fish-liver oil	0		Effect: "Memories of Puppy Love", Effect Duration: 11
2980	booty chest charrrm	0		
2981	veiny booty chest charrrm bracelet	0		Maximum HP: +10, Single Equip
2982	cannonball charrrm	0		
2983	cannonball charrrm bracelet	0		Single Equip, Sporadic Thorns: 0.25
2984	copper ha'penny charrrm	0		
2985	yellow bouncing copper ha'penny charrrm bracelet of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50
2986	tongue charrrm	0		
2987	tumbling Annie Oakley's wizardly tongue charrrm bracelet	0		Mysticality: +25, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Single Equip
2988	shaking bit of clingfilm	0		
2989	pulsating clingfilm trousers of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xPotato, cap 37"
2990	Jim Carey's chaotic clingfilm cap	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Monster Level: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, cap 37"
2991	maroon arcane researcher's clingfilm slippers	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Single Equip
2992	twirling clingfilm tangle	0		
2993	flavorless immense pulsating vinegar-soaked lemon slice	8	decent	
2994	oxidized moist true grit	0		Effect: "Danish Cunning", Effect Duration: 18
2995	wobbly therapeutic savvy buoybottoms of Flo-Jo	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Initiative: +100, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xLep, cap 37"
2996	hardened grungy flannel shirt	0		Damage Reduction: 3
2997	lard-coated beefy grungy bandana	0		Muscle: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 0.5xPotato, cap 37"
2998	grassy cutlass of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100
2999	Cap'm Caronch's nasty booty	0		
3000	huge Cap'm Caronch's dentures	0		
3001	shaking lion tamer's pegleg	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Single Equip
3002	skewed lamé pants of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, 1xLep, cap 25"
3003	huge Herculean enormous hoop earring	0		Experience (Muscle): +1
3004	zippy flame-wreathed costume sword	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Initiative: +20
3005	twirling rainbow pearl	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3006	aromatic hardened rainbow pearl earring	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Stench Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2007-12"
3007	arcane researcher's rainbow pearl necklace of terror	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2007-12"
3008	rainbow pearl ring of Calamity Jane of the sewer	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Stench Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2007-12"
3009	bouncing grievous Idol of Ak'gyxoth of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Weapon Damage Percent: +50
3010	electrified veiny Emblem of Ak'gyxoth	0		Maximum HP: +10, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
3011	sinister altar fragment	0		
3012	shimmering rainbow sand	0		
3013	simple key	0		
3014	ornate key	0		
3015	gilded key	0		
3016	foot locker	0		
3017	narrow ornate chest	0		
3018	gilded chest	0		
3019	all-purpose cleaner	0		
3020	handful of sawdust	0		
3021	stone triangle	0		
3022	medium stone triangle	0		
3023	lime green small stone triangle	0		
3024	stone pyramid	0		
3025	lousy practically non-alcoholic corpse on the beach	1	decent	
3026	artisanal distilled mirror corpsetini	5	EPIC	
3027	bad corpsedriver	4	decent	
3028	watered-down acceptable blinking Corpse Island iced tea	2	good	
3029	mediocre spirit-forward red-headed corpse	5	decent	
3030	perfectly mixed kamicorpse-ee	3	EPIC	
3031	bad special corpsel	3	decent	Effect: "Salt Rockin'", Effect Duration: 35
3032	enchanted hand-crafted squat corpsebite	4	EPIC	Effect: "Ancestral Disapproval", Effect Duration: 5
3033	grievous pirate fledges	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Look like a Pirate
3034	wobbly piece of thirteen	0		
3035	spoiled huge spinning pearl onion	6	crappy	
3036	moldy sea biscuit	3	crappy	
3037	practically non-alcoholic drinkable bottle of rum	1	good	
3038	tolerable bottle of black-label rum	3	good	
3039	cannonball	0		
3040	voodoo skull	0		
3041	squat joke scroll	0		
3042	narrow Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E.	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
3043	metallic foil bow	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
3044	metallic foil radar dish	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Equips On: "Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E.", Last Available: "2011-12"
3045	huge normal nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear	6	good	Last Available: "2007-12"
3046	low-calorie spoiled nanite-infested candy cane	1	crappy	Last Available: "2020-09"
3047	miniature rotten nanite-infested fruitcake	2	crappy	Last Available: "2007-12"
3048	watered-down hand-crafted teal blinking nanite-infested eggnog	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2007-12"
3049	El Vibrato power sphere	0		
3050	clever eyepatch	0		Maximum MP: +20, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xBarrr"
3051	olive Newton's cutlass	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3
3052	spinning red rosewater-soaked breeches	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xPotato"
3053	narrow mood ring	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
3054	deionized flattened deionized pulsating candy heart	0		Effect: "Bonelording", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2007-02"
3055	triple-deionized extra-electrified cymbal syrup	0		Free Pull, Effect: "Ginger Snapped", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2007-02"
3056	Jim Carey's metallic foil cat ears	0		Monster Level: +25, Alters Page Text, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 7", Last Available: "2007-02"
3057	nanofiber cloth	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3058	iGoogly	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3059	theoretical string	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3060	upside-down synthetic stuffing	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3061	toy hoverpad	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3062	ghostly LED block	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3063	gyroscope	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
3064	jittery cyborg doll of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2007-12"
3065	blue buckyball	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
3066	steel-toed toy maglev monorail	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Single Equip, Last Available: "2007-12"
3067	dollhive	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3068	toy deathbot	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3069	laser cannon	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3070	plexifoam chin strap	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3071	blinking silicon-infused gluteal shield	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3072	carbonite visor	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3073	set of Unobtainium straps	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3074	polymorphic fastening apparatus	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3075	General Assembly Module	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3076	laser targeting chip	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3077	hi-density nylocite leg armor	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3078	squat kevlateflocite helmet	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3079	Bulky Buddy Box	0		Last Available: "2007-12", Wiki Name: "Bulky Buddy Box (hatchling)"
3080	twirling teddy borg	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3081	sage marionette collective	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Last Available: "2007-12"
3082	teal monomolecular yo-yo	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
3083	gray blob	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3084	coward's borg sock monkey	0		Monster Level: -20, Last Available: "2007-12"
3085	double-paned sharpshooter's roboduck-on-a-string	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Cold Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2007-12"
3086	mylar scout drone	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3087	teddy borg sewing kit	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3088	shaking Jim Carey's biomechanical crimborg helmet of the overflowing toilet	0		Monster Level: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 37", Last Available: "2007-12"
3089	spinning family-friendly Jeselnik's C.B.F.G.	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2007-12"
3090	ghostly Van der Graaf arcane researcher's biomechanical crimborg leg armor	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1.5xGhuol, cap 37", Last Available: "2007-12"
3091	moist modified non-improved spinning vitachoconutriment capsule	0		Effect: "Pyramid Power", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2007-12"
3092	squat knitted handmade hobby horse	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2007-12"
3093	padded ball-in-a-cup	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Last Available: "2007-12"
3094	supercharged set of jacks	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2007-12"
3095	adequate super-sized laser-broiled pear	5	good	Last Available: "2007-12"
3096	tumbling ruddy polyalloy shield of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2007-12"
3097	fish scaler	0		Last Available: "2007-12", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.33
3098	killing feather	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3099	ring	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3100	robotronic egg	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3101	tumbling twirling rogue swarmer	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3102	skewed lime green sawblade fragment	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3103	tumbling unstable laser battery	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3104	lime green scandalous beefcake's vibrating cyborg knife	0		Muscle: +25, Sleaze Damage: +5, Last Available: "2007-12"
3105	MacGyver's clever immense cyborg hand	0		Maximum MP: 120, Last Available: "2007-12"
3106	nippy friendly energetic cyborg stompin' boot	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Familiar Weight: +3, Cold Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2007-12"
3107	deactivated RoboGoose	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3108	overclocked avian microprocessor	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2007-12"
3109	Miniborg stomper	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3110	Miniborg strangler	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3111	Miniborg laser	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3112	Miniborg beeper	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3113	tumbling Miniborg hiveminder	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3114	Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3115	old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3116	Hodgman	0		
3117	Libram of Divine Favors	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12", Skill: "Summon Party Favor"
3118	shaking divine noisemaker	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3119	divine can of silly string	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3120	divine blowout	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3121	upside-down divine champagne popper	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3122	divine cracker	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3123	divine champagne flute	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3124	flattened boiled tumbling fruitfilm	0		Effect: "Clean-Shaven", Effect Duration: 46
3125	quadruple-ionized piece of after eight	0		Effect: "The Power of Positive Thinking", Effect Duration: 15
3126	hobo nickel	0		
3127	tumbling sandcastle	0		
3128	marshmallow	0		
3129	massive spoiled roasted marshmallow	9	crappy	
3130	disc	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3131	flavorless tin cup of mulligan stew	3	decent	
3132	double-paned flame-wreathed flamin' bindle	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +5
3133	blinking cyan Jim Carey's thinker's freezin' bindle	0		Mysticality: +10, Monster Level: +25
3134	Rosewater's slick stinkin' bindle	0		Moxie: +10, Mysticality Percent: +30
3135	bindle of wisdom of the detective	0		Mysticality: +15, Item Drop: +20
3136	zippy greedy sleazy bindle	0		Meat Drop: +20, Initiative: +20
3137	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100
3138	blurry fireproof Hodgman's whackin' stick	0		Hot Resistance: +3
3139	greedy grievous Hodgman's imaginary hamster	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Meat Drop: +20
3140	squat soft shoes	0		Single Equip
3141	panhandle panhandling hat of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
3142	wobbly blinking boxer's cup of infinite pencils	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Damage Aura: 1
3143	Jack Frost's supercool Hodgman's disgusting technicolor overcoat	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +50
3144	maroon a torn paper strip	0		
3145	El Vibrato translator	0		
3146	El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)"
3147	El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)"
3148	El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)"
3149	El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)"
3150	El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)"
3151	skewed El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)"
3152	narrow El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)"
3153	cyan El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)"
3154	El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)"
3155	El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)"
3156	El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes)"
3157	mirror shaking El Vibrato drone	0		
3158	sparking El Vibrato drone	0		
3159	quantum dry upside-down warm El Vibrato drone	0		Effect: "20-20 Second Sight", Effect Duration: 58
3160	super-diffused nitrogenated humming El Vibrato drone	0		Effect: "Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration", Effect Duration: 58
3161	double-activated colloidal ghostly El Vibrato drone	0		Effect: "The Magical Mojomuscular Melody", Effect Duration: 50
3162	El Vibrato helmet	0		Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato, 1xFairy"
3163	jittery El Vibrato energy spear	0		
3164	El Vibrato leg guards	0		Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xGhuol"
3165	broken El Vibrato drone	0		
3166	repaired El Vibrato drone	0		
3167	blinking augmented El Vibrato drone	0		
3168	liquefied adjusted seal eyeball	0		Effect: "Curse of the Black Pearl Onion", Effect Duration: 37
3169	spoiled turtle soup	4	crappy	Effect: "[598]A Little Bit Evil"
3170	spinning evil noodles	0		
3171	bouncing nauseating reagent	0		
3172	evil paper umbrella of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20
3173	boiled magnetized evil vihuela	0		Effect: "There Is A Spoon", Effect Duration: 20
3174	decent twirling evil boring spaghetti	4	good	
3175	rotten immense evil noodles	8	crappy	
3176	spoiled evil noodles	3	crappy	
3177	special bland evil painful penne pasta	3	decent	Effect: "Wet Willied", Effect Duration: 50
3178	massive stale blue 3vi1 pr0n m4nic0tti	6	decent	
3179	rotten evil ravioli della hippy	3	crappy	
3180	rotten evil noodles	3	crappy	
3181	diffused green evil potion of potency	0		Effect: "Human-Weird Thing Hybrid", Effect Duration: 64
3182	improved unsweetened maroon evil libation of liveliness	0		Effect: "Hobo Flavor", Effect Duration: 42
3183	super-dry evil tomato juice of powerful power	0		Effect: "Pockets of Fire", Effect Duration: 66
3184	aerosolized blue evil eyedrops of the ermine	0		Effect: "All Is Forgiven", Effect Duration: 33
3185	vacuum-sealed blinking squat evil ointment of the occult	0		Effect: "Cockroach Scurry", Effect Duration: 63
3186	corrupted twirling twirling evil serum of sarcasm	0		Effect: "Riboflavin'", Effect Duration: 43
3187	super-galvanized evil philter of phorce	0		Effect: "Human-Constellation Hybrid", Effect Duration: 32
3188	mediocre an evil sump'm sump'm	4	decent	
3189	lousy practically non-alcoholic evil ducha de oro	1	decent	
3190	hand-crafted evil horizontal tango	4	EPIC	
3191	perfectly mixed shaking teal evil roll in the hay	3	EPIC	
3192	naughty origami kit	0		Last Available: "2008-02"
3193	yellow huge naughty fortune teller	0		Softcore Only, Last Available: "2008-02"
3194	bouncing origami "gentlemen's" magazine	0		Softcore Only, Last Available: "2008-02"
3195	naughty paper shuriken	0		Last Available: "2008-02"
3196	coward's origami pasties	0		Monster Level: -20, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2008-02"
3197	censurious fireproof slick origami riding crop	0		Moxie: +10, Hot Resistance: +3, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2008-02"
3198	wobbly blinking El Vibrato trapezoid	0		
3199	lump of coal	0		
3200	upside-down wobbly lump of diamond	0		
3201	twirling thick padded envelope	0		
3202	supercool savvy brawny KoL Con IV Pole	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Mysticality Percent: +20, Moxie Percent: +20, Last Available: "2007-09"
3203	shaking dwarvish magazine	0		
3204	dwarvish war helmet	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 41"
3205	dwarvish war mattock	0		
3206	dwarvish war kilt	0		Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 41"
3207	huge dwarvish punchcard	0		
3208	small laminated card	0		
3209	laminated card	0		
3210	notbig laminated card	0		
3211	unlarge laminated card	0		
3212	squat dwarvish document	0		
3213	jittery dwarvish paper	0		
3214	huge dwarvish parchment	0		
3215	overcharged El Vibrato power sphere	0		
3216	mirror Fly-By-Knight Heraldry form	0		Free Pull
3217	El Vibrato Megadrone	0		
3218	shaking flame-wreathed slick glowstick	0		Moxie: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2008-02", Raveosity: +1
3219	sane hatrack	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
3220	hobo code binder	0		Free Pull
3221	huge gator skin	0		
3222	executive flame-retardant gatorskin umbrella	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Meat Drop: +40
3223	sewer nuggets	0		
3224	sewer wad	0		
3225	enchanted spirit-forward bad bottle of sewage schnapps	5	decent	Effect: "Slightly Larger Than Usual", Effect Duration: 45
3226	mediocre mirror bottle of Ooze-O	3	decent	
3227	adequate C.H.U.M. chum	4	good	
3228	normal half-sized squat unfortunate dumplings	2	good	
3229	decaying goldfish liver	0		
3230	irradiated oil of oiliness	0		Effect: "Wreathed in Smoke", Effect Duration: 33
3231	blurry grievous tattered paper crown	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xSombrero, cap 15"
3232	normal vanilla-frosted king cake	4	good	Last Available: "2008-03"
3233	inflatable duck	0		
3234	water wings	0		Wiki Name: "water wings"
3235	noodle	0		
3236	teal Kissin' Cousins	0		Skill: "Awesome Balls of Fire"
3237	olive Tales from the Fireside	0		Skill: "Conjure Relaxing Campfire"
3238	huge red Blizzards I Have Died In	0		Skill: "Snowclone"
3239	gray blinking Maxing, Relaxing	0		Skill: "Maximum Chill"
3240	twirling Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	0		Skill: "Eggsplosion"
3241	Travels with Jerry	0		Skill: "Mudbath"
3242	Let Me Be!	0		Skill: "Raise Backup Dancer"
3243	pulsating jittery Asleep in the Cemetery	0		Skill: "Creepy Lullaby"
3244	squat Summer Nights	0		Skill: "Grease Lightning"
3245	Sensual Massage for Creeps	0		Skill: "Inappropriate Backrub"
3246	narrow auspicious healthy Ol' Scratch's ol' britches	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Item Drop: +10, Class: "Sauceror", Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xPotato"
3247	hardy quilted Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Maximum HP: +50, Class: "Sauceror", Familiar Effect: "hot atk"
3248	blinking stanky hardy wizardly Ol' Scratch's ash can	0		Mysticality: +25, Maximum HP: +50, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Class: "Sauceror"
3249	rosewater-soaked pink plastic baby	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2008-03"
3250	sausage	0		
3251	jittery flame-wreathed ruddy Frosty's silk hat	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Class: "Seal Clubber", Familiar Effect: "cold atk"
3252	upside-down shellacked Frosty's carrot	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Item Drop: +5, Class: "Seal Clubber", Single Equip
3253	scorching medical-grade Herculean Frosty's nailbat	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Hot Damage: +25, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3254	supercharged personal trainer's Oscus's pelt	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Class: "Pastamancer", Single Equip
3255	Usain Bolt's Wand of Oscus of the glutton of the early riser	0		Food Drop: +100, Initiative: +80, Adventures: +7, Class: "Pastamancer"
3256	jittery auspicious Oscus's dumpster waders of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Item Drop: +10, Class: "Pastamancer", Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xBarrr"
3257	forbidden boxer's Zombo's skullcap	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "spooky atk"
3258	toasty vibrating ruddy Zombo's shield	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Hot Damage: +5, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
3259	blurry shellacked rock-hard Zombo's grievous greaves	0		Damage Reduction: 12, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xBarrr"
3260	yellow therapeutic Socratic Samson's Chester's moustache	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Experience (Mysticality): +1, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Class: "Disco Bandit", Single Equip
3261	narrow miser's experienced Chester's bag of candy	0		Experience: +2, Meat Drop: +10, Class: "Disco Bandit"
3262	shaking arcane researcher's Chester's cutoffs of courage	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Spooky Resistance: +3, Class: "Disco Bandit", Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1.5xGhuol"
3263	Sp'n-Zor's Grimoire of "Tasteful" Gifts	0		Last Available: "2008-04", Skill: "Summon Tasteful Items"
3264	candygram	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3265	bag of Crotchety Pine saplings	0		
3266	bag of Saccharine Maple saplings	0		
3267	bag of Laughing Willow saplings	0		
3268	moist spinning handful of Crotchety Pine needles	0		Effect: "Net Tea", Effect Duration: 21
3269	aerosolized lump of Saccharine Maple sap	0		Effect: "Al Dente Inferno", Effect Duration: 23
3270	modified blue handful of Laughing Willow bark	0		Effect: "Blessing of the Creepy Pasta", Effect Duration: 49
3271	clever crotchety pants	0		Maximum MP: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Put Down Roots", Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 2xGhuol, cap 18"
3272	Saccharine Maple pendant of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spray Sap"
3273	mirror willowy bonnet of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Rouse Sapling", Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 18"
3274	flavored foot massage oil	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3275	dart	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3276	skewed black-and-blue light	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3277	Loudmouth Larry Lamprey	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3278	Annie Oakley's studded belt	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Last Available: "2008-04"
3279	personal massager	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3280	narrow personalized coffee mug	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2008-04"
3281	plasma ball	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3282	blinking cool stick-on eyebrow piercing	0		Moxie: +5, Last Available: "2008-04"
3283	yummy low-calorie salad	1	awesome	
3284	mirror zippy C.H.U.M. lantern of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Initiative: +20
3285	shaking C.H.U.M. knife of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30
3286	lime green MacGyver's Frosty's snowball sack	0		Maximum MP: +100
3287	skewed quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3288	shimmering tendrils	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3289	scintillating powder	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3290	abandoned candy	0		
3291	secret tropical island volcano lair map	0		
3292	squat adorable seal larva	0		
3293	untamable turtle	0		
3294	yellow macaroni duck	0		
3295	friendly cheez blob	0		
3296	unusual disco ball	0		
3297	stray chihuahua	0		
3298	pretty pink bow	0		
3299	narrow smiley-face sticker	0		
3300	upside-down farfalle bow tie	0		
3301	jalapeño slices	0		
3302	stick-on mini solar panels	0		
3303	sombrero	0		Sombrero Bonus: +10
3304	wobbly shaking Argarggagarg's fang	0		
3305	Safari Jack's moustache	0		
3306	Yakisoba's hat	0		
3307	blue Heimandatz's heart	0		
3308	Jocko Homo's head	0		
3309	The Mariachi's guitar case	0		
3310	maroon thinker's sealskin drum	0		Mysticality: +10, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3311	weightlifter's washboard shield	0		Muscle: +15, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
3312	baleful spaghetti-box banjo	0		Spell Damage: +25, Class: "Pastamancer"
3313	frosty marinara jug	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Class: "Sauceror"
3314	miser's makeshift castanets	0		Meat Drop: +10, Class: "Disco Bandit"
3315	twirling fireproof left-handed melodica	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Class: "Accordion Thief"
3316	denatured twirling epic wad	1	EPIC	Effect: "World's Shortest Giant", Effect Duration: 15
3317	ruddy bottlecap	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Single Equip
3318	huge asbestos-lined corncob pipe	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Single Equip
3319	ghostly gray greasy Mr. Joe's bangles	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
3320	stiffened frayed rope belt	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Single Equip
3321	olive packet of mayfly bait	0		Last Available: "2008-05"
3322	asbestos-lined razor-sharp mayfly bait necklace	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Hot Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Summon Mayfly Swarm", Last Available: "2008-05"
3323	Ol' Scratch's salad fork	0		
3324	Frosty's frosty mug	0		
3325	perfectly mixed irresponsibly strong jar of fermented pickle juice	7	EPIC	
3326	vaporized blurry cyan voodoo snuff	1	EPIC	Effect: "Cold, Dead Hands", Effect Duration: 50
3327	fancy normal extra-greasy slider	4	good	Effect: "Feline Ferocity", Effect Duration: 30
3328	padded experienced crumpled felt fedora	0		Experience: +2, Damage Absorption: +20, Familiar Effect: "0.75xVolley, 0.75xLep"
3329	skewed Da Vinci's thinker's battered top-hat	0		Mysticality: +10, Experience (Mysticality): +5, Familiar Effect: "0.5xVolley, 0.75xFairy"
3330	manspreader's shapeless wide-brimmed hat of bravery	0		Monster Level: +10, Spooky Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "0.75xLep, 0.75xFairy"
3331	bouncing smartaleck's mostly rat-hide leggings of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Moxie Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xPotato"
3332	auspicious Socratic hobo dungarees	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Item Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "0.5xVolley, 1xPotato"
3333	medical-grade patched suit-pants of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 0.5xFairy"
3334	shaking hobo stogie	0		Single Equip
3335	blue rope with some soap on it	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Single Equip
3336	dead guy's piece of double-sided tape	0		
3337	green dead guy's memento of Tarzan of dire peril	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Weapon Damage: +20, Single Equip, Nonstackable Watch
3338	adequate fancy banquet	3	good	Effect: "Flexibili Tea", Effect Duration: 35
3339	blinking sharpened hubcap	0		
3340	blinking very caltrop	0		
3341	The Six-Pack of Pain	0		
3342	ghostly yellow hobo monkey	0		
3343	bindle	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3344	bed of coals	0		
3345	blinking air mattress	0		
3346	green filth-encrusted futon	0		
3347	comfy coffin	0		
3348	mattress	0		
3349	dinged-up triangle	0		
3350	delicious Ralph IX cognac	4	awesome	
3351	llama lama cria	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2008-06"
3352	zen motorcycle	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3353	tarnished liquefied huge llama lama gong	0		Effect: "Wings of the Grasshopper", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2008-06"
3354	bland banana-frosted king cake	4	decent	Last Available: "2008-08"
3355	horrifying brown plastic baby	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2008-08"
3356	fuchsia plump juicy grub	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3357	shimmering moth	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3358	delectable fire ant	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3359	scrumptious ice ant	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3360	blinking stinkbug	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3361	blinking yummy death watch beetle	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3362	tasty louse	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3363	decent mole molé	4	good	Last Available: "2008-06"
3364	acceptable watered-down purple Morlock's Mark Bourbon	2	good	Last Available: "2008-06"
3365	deionized spinning Climate Colada	0		Effect: "Hustlin'", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2008-06"
3366	modified digital underground potion	0		Effect: "Chalky White Pallor", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2008-06"
3367	interesting-looking twig	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3368	vaporized purple glimmering roc feather	1	good	Last Available: "2008-06"
3369	diluted glimmering phoenix feather	1		Effect: "Dancing Prowess", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2008-06"
3370	denatured maroon glimmering penguin feather	1		Last Available: "2008-06"
3371	powdered mirror glimmering buzzard feather	1		Last Available: "2008-06"
3372	modified huge glimmering raven feather	1		Effect: "Craft Tea", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2008-06"
3373	mixed huge jittery glimmering great tit feather	1		Last Available: "2008-06"
3374	house of twigs and spit	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3375	skewed The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder	0		Skill: "The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder"
3376	gray Benetton's Medley of Diversity	0		Skill: "Benetton's Medley of Diversity"
3377	skewed Elron's Explosive Etude	0		Skill: "Elron's Explosive Etude"
3378	Chorale of Companionship	0		Skill: "Chorale of Companionship"
3379	Prelude of Precision	0		Skill: "Prelude of Precision"
3380	Annie Oakley's studded Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Critical Hit Percent: +20
3381	cool Ol' Scratch's stove door	0		Moxie: +5, Thorns: 1
3382	lion tamer's quilted educational Ol' Scratch's manacles	0		Experience: +1, Damage Absorption: +40, Experience (familiar): +2, Single Equip
3383	rosewater-soaked wool veiny Chester's sunglasses	0		Maximum HP: +10, Cold Resistance: +1, Stench Resistance: +3, Single Equip
3384	dog trainer's manspreader's Chester's muscle shirt	0		Monster Level: +10, Experience (familiar): +1
3385	curative Chester's Aquarius medallion of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip
3386	blinking up-at-dawn Zombo's shoulder blade of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Adventures: +5
3387	jittery greedy Newton's Zombo's skull ring	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Meat Drop: +20, Single Equip
3388	Zombo's empty eye	0		
3389	narrow manspreader's Frosty's arm of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Monster Level: +10
3390	squat energetic Staff of the Deepest Freeze of the detective	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Item Drop: 25
3391	shaking red Frosty's iceball	0		
3392	purple chaotic Oscus's garbage can lid	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Thorns: 1
3393	Oscus's neverending soda	0		
3394	upside-down nippy lion tamer's Oscus's flypaper pants	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Cold Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xPotato"
3395	greasy fortified Hodgman's porkpie hat	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 0.5xVolley, 0.5xFairy"
3396	wobbly hardy Hodgman's lobsterskin pants of the businessman	0		Maximum HP: +50, Meat Drop: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato"
3397	inspector's personal trainer's Hodgman's bow tie	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Item Drop: +15, Single Equip
3398	watered-down smooth Hodgman's blanket	2	awesome	
3399	delicious weak jar of squeeze	2	awesome	
3400	normal bowl of fishysoisse	4	good	
3401	extra-energized teal jittery deadly lampshade	0		Effect: "Booing Radly", Effect Duration: 55
3402	polarized anodized maroon concentrated garbage juice	0		Effect: "Wise Spirit", Effect Duration: 55
3403	squat lewd playing card	0		
3404	ghostly foul-smelling Temple Grandin's deck of lewd playing cards of courage	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Stench Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +3
3405	Hodgman's sock of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Single Equip
3406	chaotic Hodgman's varcolac paw	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10
3407	occult Hodgman's almanac	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25
3408	dog trainer's Hodgman's harmonica	0		Experience (familiar): +1
3409	inspector's Hodgman's garbage sticker	0		Item Drop: +15
3410	teal huge Jim Carey's Hodgman's detector	0		Monster Level: +25
3411	shaking Hodgman's cane of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25
3412	Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times	0		Skill: "Natural Born Scrabbler"
3413	squat Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics	0		Skill: "Thrift and Grift"
3414	Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin	0		Skill: "Abs of Tin"
3415	blurry mirror Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top	0		Skill: "Marginally Insane"
3416	hobo fortress blueprints	0		
3421	twirling box of fireworks	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire off a Roman Candle", Last Available: "2008-07", Item Drop (sporadic): +12.5
3422	diffused sterno-flavored Hob-O	0		Effect: "Crusty Head", Effect Duration: 52
3423	frozen super-enhanced bouncing ghostly frostbite-flavored Hob-O	0		Effect: "Cat Class, Cat Style", Effect Duration: 40
3424	unsweetened irradiated olive fry-oil-flavored Hob-O	0		Effect: "Slimily Sagacious", Effect Duration: 47
3425	frozen spinning garbage-juice-flavored Hob-O	0		Effect: "Jingle Jangle Jingle", Effect Duration: 15
3426	Vulcanized jittery strawberry-flavored Hob-O	0		Effect: "Heal Thy Nanoself", Effect Duration: 25
3427	roll of Hob-Os	0		
3428	deionized Everlasting Deckswabber	0		Effect: "Hangdog", Effect Duration: 34
3430	bindle of joy	0		
3431	twirling cotton candy cocoon	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2008-08"
3432	cotton candy cordial	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2008-08"
3433	spice melange	0		
3434	rattling cigar box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
3435	asbestos-lined deadly stirring stick	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Hot Resistance: +5
3436	aromatic stylish Staff of the Teapot Tempest of the cheetah	0		Moxie: +25, Stench Resistance: +1, Initiative: +60
3437	lard-coated mansplainer's wicked Staff of the Black Kettle	0		Spell Damage: +5, Monster Level: +15, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
3438	supercharged supercool slick Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron	0		Moxie: +10, Moxie Percent: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +30
3439	Rainbow's Gravity	0		Skill: "Rainbow Gravitation", Last Available: "2008-07"
3440	compressed skewed purple bouncing prismatic wad	1	decent	Last Available: "2008-07"
3441	club of the five seasons of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Last Available: "2008-07"
3442	beefcake's rainbow crossbow	0		Muscle: +25, Last Available: "2008-07"
3443	huge kitten	0		
3444	curative webbed comic mask	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 2"
3445	Junior Adventurer's kit	0		
3446	yellow groovy prism necklace	0		Single Equip, Sporadic Thorns: 2.5
3447	shaking asbestos-lined fireproof six-rainbow shield	0		Hot Resistance: 8, Last Available: "2008-07"
3448	rainbow bomb	0		Last Available: "2008-07"
3449	cotton candy cone	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3450	cotton candy pinch	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3451	cotton candy smidgen	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3452	cotton candy skoshe	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3453	cotton candy plug	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3454	cotton candy pillow	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3455	cotton candy bale	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3456	twirling strapping trusty torch	0		Muscle: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
3457	inspector's Junior Adventurer's merit badge	0		Item Drop: +15, Single Equip
3458	cold-filtered tumbling STYX deodorant body spray	0		Effect: "Hangdog", Effect Duration: 15
3459	boozy perfectly mixed red white-label gin	5	EPIC	
3460	flavorless tin rations	3	decent	
3461	narrow shaking haiku challenge map	0		
3462	terrible poem	0		
3463	aged bouncing bottle of sake	3	awesome	
3464	veiny round pebble	0		Maximum HP: +10
3465	decent Bash-Ōs cereal	3	good	Wiki Name: "Bash-Os cereal"
3466	asbestos-lined brawny thinker's haiku katana	0		Mysticality: +10, Muscle Percent: +20, Hot Resistance: +5, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spring Raindrop Attack", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Summer Siesta", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Falling Leaf Whirlwind", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Winter's Bite Technique", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "The 17 Cuts", Last Available: "2008-09"
3467	bargain flash powder	0		
3468	huge veiny plastic baby	0		Maximum HP: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2008-12"
3469	normal blueberry-frosted king cake	4	good	Last Available: "2008-12"
3470	bitty bathysphere	0		Familiar Weight: -20, Underwater Familiar, Familiar Effect: "adventure underwater"
3471	damp boot	0		
3472	executive greedy forbidden Seasonal Beret	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Meat Drop: 60, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 25"
3473	Bash-Ōs boxtop	0		Wiki Name: "Bash-Os boxtop"
3474	modified cranberry cordial	0		Effect: "Dreadful Heat", Effect Duration: 14
3475	vacuum-sealed blackberry polite	0		Effect: "The Strength... of the Future", Effect Duration: 67
3476	extra-dry denatured narrow wobbly mirror plum lozenge	0		Effect: "Twen Tea", Effect Duration: 61
3477	corrupted super-Vulcanized huge pear lozenge	0		Effect: "Cold Jellied", Effect Duration: 16
3478	oxidized huge peach lozenge	0		Effect: "Flaming Weapon", Effect Duration: 31
3479	olive balloon shield	0		Thorns: 1
3480	tumbling purple skewed spot	0		
3481	uniclops egg	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2009-10"
3482	passed-out psychedelic bear	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2009-10"
3483	psychedelic bubble wand	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3484	eye 'n' horn shampoo	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3485	concentrated adjusted glittery mascara	0		Effect: "Hobonic", Effect Duration: 41
3486	pulsating dull fish scale	0		
3487	wobbly spinning rough fish scale	0		
3488	pristine fish scale	0		
3489	flavorless small beefy fish meat	2	decent	Effect: "Fishy", Effect Duration: 5
3490	bland low-calorie ghostly glistening fish meat	1	decent	Effect: "Fishy", Effect Duration: 5
3491	huge normal tumbling slick fish meat	8	good	Effect: "Fishy", Effect Duration: 5
3492	fireproof fish scimitar of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Hot Resistance: +3
3493	nippy fish stick of the sewer	0		Cold Damage: +10, Stench Damage: +25
3494	rosewater-soaked Van der Graaf fish bazooka	0		Stench Resistance: +3, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
3495	super-Vulcanized boiled blue blinking shaking sea salt crystal	0		Effect: "Jacked In", Effect Duration: 14
3496	extra-pressed bazookafish bubble gum	0		Effect: "Boon of She-Who-Was", Effect Duration: 47
3497	weak artisanal bottle of Pete's Sake	2	EPIC	
3498	invisible bag	0		Familiar Effect: "8xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2011-12"
3499	witch hat	0		Familiar Effect: "8xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2011-12"
3500	maroon beholed bedsheet	0		Familiar Effect: "8xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2011-12"
3501	flavorless miniature canapés	2	decent	
3502	diluted thermos of brew	1	awesome	Last Available: "2011-12"
3503	weak smooth bouncing glass of brandy	2	awesome	Last Available: "2011-12"
3504	French slippers	0		
3505	hardened LWA ring	0		Damage Reduction: 3
3506	LARP membership card	0		Last Available: "2008-10"
3507	wobbly Scratch 'n' Sniff Sticker Tome	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2008-11", Skill: "Summon Stickers"
3508	scratch 'n' sniff sword of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Breakable, Last Available: "2008-11"
3509	scratch 'n' sniff unicorn sticker	0		Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2008-11"
3510	scratch 'n' sniff apple sticker	0		Experience: +2, Last Available: "2008-11"
3511	scratch 'n' sniff UPC sticker	0		Meat Drop: +25, Last Available: "2008-11"
3512	upside-down scratch 'n' sniff wrestler sticker	0		All Attributes Percent: +10, Last Available: "2008-11"
3513	narrow scratch 'n' sniff dragon sticker	0		Spooky Damage: +3, Stench Damage: +3, Hot Damage: +3, Cold Damage: +3, Sleaze Damage: +3, Last Available: "2008-11"
3514	huge scratch 'n' sniff rock band sticker	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Spell Damage: +20, Last Available: "2008-11"
3515	executive baleful ganger bandana	0		Spell Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +40, Familiar Effect: "atk"
3516	eel skin	0		
3517	jittery personal trainer's eelskin hat	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Familiar Effect: "atk", Thorns: [env(underwater)]
3518	toasty eelskin pants	0		Hot Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, MP regen", Thorns: [env(underwater)]
3519	hardened eelskin shield	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Thorns: [env(underwater)]
3520	red blinking shark tooth	0		
3521	blinking strapping shark tooth necklace of the early riser	0		Muscle: +5, Adventures: +7, Single Equip
3522	shark jumper of the wise owl of the overflowing toilet	0		Mysticality: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +50
3523	deionized squat shark cartilage	0		Effect: "Fastbreaker", Effect Duration: 32
3524	warmed narrow eel battery	0		Effect: "Slightly Larger Than Usual", Effect Duration: 58
3525	dry modified temporary teardrop tattoo	0		Effect: "Haunted Stomach", Effect Duration: 53
3526	red fireproof scratch 'n' sniff crossbow	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Breakable, Last Available: "2008-11"
3527	narrow mutant rattlesnake egg	0		
3528	mutant fire ant egg	0		
3529	mutant cactus bud	0		
3530	jittery squat mutant gila monster egg	0		
3531	rattlesnake enrager	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3532	ant antidepressant	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3533	fuchsia cactus monocle	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3534	Jawmaster 2000™	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3535	plans for depleted Grimacite hammer	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite hammer"
3536	plans for depleted Grimacite gravy boat	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite gravy boat"
3537	plans for depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt"
3538	mirror plans for depleted Grimacite grappling hook	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite grappling hook"
3539	squat plans for depleted Grimacite ninja mask	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite ninja mask"
3540	spinning skewed plans for depleted Grimacite shinguards	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite shinguards"
3541	green upside-down blurry plans for depleted Grimacite astrolabe	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite astrolabe"
3542	Temple Grandin's depleted Grimacite hammer	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Last Available: "2011-12"
3543	dance instructor's depleted Grimacite gravy boat of doom	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2011-12"
3544	wobbly flame-retardant Jack Frost's depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Hot Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-12"
3545	Oprah's depleted Grimacite grappling hook of the scaredy-cat	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Monster Level: -15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-12"
3546	lard-coated brawny depleted Grimacite ninja mask	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2011-12"
3547	Annie Oakley's depleted Grimacite shinguards of the brazier	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xBarrr, cap 25", Last Available: "2011-12"
3548	tumbling depleted Grimacite astrolabe of Leguizamo of the early riser	0		Monster Level: +20, Adventures: +7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-12"
3549	supercool KoL Con Cinco Piñata Bat of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Moxie Percent: +20, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2008-09"
3550	lime green propeller beanie of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 7"
3551	gravedigger's straw hat of wisdom of Gandalf	0		Mysticality: +15, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Spooky Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy"
3552	lightning-fast octopus's spade of Gandalf of the businessman	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Meat Drop: +50, Initiative: +40
3553	soggy seed packet	0		
3554	glob of slime	0		
3555	normal immense sea carrot	6	good	
3556	immense toothsome sea cucumber	9	awesome	
3557	small tasty sea avocado	2	awesome	
3558	moldy sea lychee	4	crappy	
3559	spoiled green sea tangelo	3	crappy	
3560	rotten sea honeydew	4	crappy	
3561	modified pressurized potion of puissance	0		Effect: "Pemmican't", Effect Duration: 24
3562	enhanced aerosolized pressurized potion of perspicacity	0		Effect: "Cool, Catlike", Effect Duration: 23
3563	quantum alkaline green pressurized potion of pulchritude	0		Effect: "Ginger Snapped", Effect Duration: 49
3564	hand-crafted spirit-forward pulsating berry-infused sake	5	EPIC	
3565	bad citrus-infused sake	3	decent	
3566	high-proof lousy melon-infused sake	9	decent	
3567	olive slab of sponge	0		
3568	narrow ribald flame-wreathed resourceful sponge helmet	0		Maximum MP: +50, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy"
3569	ghostly Tesla banded slick spongy shield	0		Moxie: +10, Damage Absorption: +100, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
3570	wobbly bouncing sinister personal trainer's supercool square sponge pants	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xPotato"
3571	purple flytrap pellet	0		
3572	purple baby cuddlefish	0		
3573	six-armed sweater	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3574	slimy chest	0		
3575	sand dollar	0		
3576	jittery flytrap bezoar	0		
3577	bezoar ring	0		
3578	candy cornucopia	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
3579	ballet slippers	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2008-12"
3580	wriggling flytrap pellet	0		
3581	mirror sushi-rolling mat	0		
3582	snack-sized moldy red rice	2	crappy	
3584	normal irradiated candy cane	3	good	Last Available: "2008-12"
3585	rotten gingerbread mutant bugbear	3	crappy	Last Available: "2008-12"
3586	triple-distilled acceptable oozenog	8	good	Last Available: "2008-12"
3587	deionized sugar plum	0		Effect: "Dexteri Tea", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2008-12"
3588	magnetized bouncing sugar banana	0		Effect: "Ichorous Intensity", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2008-12"
3589	improved shaking sugar lime	0		Effect: "Spell Transfer Complete", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2008-12"
3590	boiled activated pulsating wobbly sugar cherry	0		Effect: "You Know Where to Go", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2008-12"
3591	blurry executive arcane researcher's Mer-kin hookspear	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Meat Drop: +40, Drops Meat
3592	ghostly Mer-kin takebag	0		Item Drop: +5
3593	tumbling Mer-kin thingpouch	0		
3594	Mer-kin killscroll	0		
3595	ionized irradiated squat Mer-kin fastjuice	0		Effect: "Biologically Shocked", Effect Duration: 30
3596	spinning imitation crab crate	0		
3597	jittery imitation crab meat	0		
3598	imitation crab zoea	0		
3599	flame-retardant energetic forbidden moist sailor's cap	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Hot Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "stench atk"
3600	blurry deadly speargun of chilblains	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Cold Damage: +25
3601	narrow compass of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20
3602	broken diving helmet	0		
3603	bouncing maroon porthole	0		
3604	rivet	0		
3605	bouncing bubblin' stone	0		
3606	tumbling stanky banded baleful diving helmet	0		Spell Damage: +25, Damage Absorption: +100, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato"
3607	yellow greedy ruddy aerated diving helmet of the blizzard	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +20, Adventure Underwater, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato"
3608	live nautical mine	0		
3609	ghostly blue das boot	0		Familiar Weight: -10, Underwater Familiar, Familiar Effect: "adventure underwater"
3610	pulsating imitation whetstone	0		
3611	frozen alkaline sea grease	0		Effect: "The Two-Prong Crown", Effect Duration: 24
3612	sturdy Crimbo crate	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3613	mirror cyan bouncing battered Crimbo Crate	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3614	twitching claw	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3615	rigid carapace	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3616	pulsing flesh	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3617	flattened ionized unstable DNA	0		Effect: "Oh Hamlet Hamlet Hamlet Hamlet", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2008-12"
3618	huge The Spirit of Crimbo	0		Free Pull, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Recite 'The Spirit of Crimbo'", Last Available: "2008-12"
3619	wriggling tentacle	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3620	mass of wriggling tentacles	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3621	pair of twitching claws	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3622	gnashing teeth	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3623	chitinous pod	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3624	skewed lion tamer's parasitic claw	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Last Available: "2008-12"
3625	ghostly arcane researcher's parasitic tentacles	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 5xBarrr, cap 7", Last Available: "2008-12"
3626	ghostly Rosewater's parasitic headgnawer	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 7", Last Available: "2008-12", Thorns: 1
3627	squat blinking parasitic strangleworm of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2008-12"
3628	pair of ragged claws	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3629	burrowgrub hive	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3630	squat Crimbo crate	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3631	super-pressed deionized teal Gummi-DNA	0		Effect: "Adorable Lookout", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2020-09"
3632	twirling radioactive chew toy	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2008-12"
3633	mirror knitted elven socks of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Cold Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2008-12"
3634	skewed rosewater-soaked asbestos-lined elven gloves	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2008-12"
3635	sage festive holiday hat of doom	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 7", Last Available: "2008-12"
3636	squat hardy patent shoes of temperance	0		Maximum HP: +50, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2008-12"
3637	knitted slick gray bow tie	0		Moxie: +10, Cold Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2008-12"
3638	therapeutic forbidden penguin thesaurus	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2008-12"
3639	enchanted normal blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	3	good	Effect: "Amorphous Cheer", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-06"
3640	seaweed	0		
3641	purple jamfish jam	0		
3642	spinning narrow dragonfish caviar	0		
3643	pufferfish spine	0		
3644	huge wholesome depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2007-06"
3645	hand-crafted canteen of wine	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2008-12"
3646	rotten elven <i>limbos</i> gingerbread	3	crappy	Last Available: "2008-12"
3647	elven whittling knife	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3648	magic dragonfish fry	0		
3649	map to Madness Reef	0		
3650	normal toast with jam	4	good	Last Available: "2008-12"
3651	antlers	0		Familiar Weight: +4, Last Available: "2008-12"
3652	lousy triple-distilled elven moonshine	7	decent	Last Available: "2008-12"
3653	bland knuckle sandwich	3	decent	Last Available: "2008-12", Wiki Name: "knuckle sandwich"
3654	Usain Bolt's psycho sweater of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100, Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2008-12"
3655	fin-bit wax	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3656	experienced plastic Mob Penguin	0		Experience: +2, Last Available: "2008-12"
3657	wicked plastic mutant elf	0		Spell Damage: +5, Last Available: "2008-12"
3658	groovy plastic fat stack of cash	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Last Available: "2008-12"
3659	dangerous plastic strand of DNA	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Last Available: "2008-12"
3660	twirling baleful plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite	0		Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2008-12"
3661	fuchsia container of Putty	0		Last Available: "2009-01"
3662	skewed spinning rosewater-soaked Putty mitre	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1.5xLep, 1.5xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2009-01"
3663	vibrating ruddy Putty leotard	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2009-01"
3664	shaking Putty ball of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2009-01"
3665	Putty sheet	0		Last Available: "2009-01"
3666	yellow blinking Van der Graaf clever supercharged Putty snake	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Maximum MP: +20, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2009-01"
3667	Putty monster	0		Last Available: "2009-01"
3668	banded glow-in-the-dark wristwatch of horror	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-01", Nonstackable Watch
3669	bouncing skewed greasy glow-in-the-dark dart gun	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2009-01"
3670	twirling glow-in-the-dark burrowgrub of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Last Available: "2009-01"
3671	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
3672	small moldy can of franks 'n' beans	2	crappy	Last Available: "2010-12"
3673	smooth fancy bottle of peppermint schnapps	3	awesome	Effect: "Aspect of the GravyPlum Fairy", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2010-12"
3674	throbbing rage gland	0		Skill: "Vent Rage Gland"
3675	Mer-kin pressureglobe	0		
3676	Mer-kin foodbucket	0		
3677	blurry Van der Graaf diving muff	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip
3678	weak lousy fuchsia salinated mint julep	2	decent	
3679	spinning ink bladder	0		
3680	blue spinning esca	0		
3681	bubbling tempura batter	0		
3682	globe of Deep Sauce	0		
3683	map to the Marinara Trench	0		
3684	huge flavorless tempura carrot	8	decent	
3685	decent shaking tempura cucumber	4	good	
3686	rotten tempura avocado	3	crappy	
3687	half-sized decent jittery sea broccoli	2	good	
3688	moldy sea cauliflower	4	crappy	
3689	bland huge lime green tempura broccoli	9	decent	
3690	miniature moldy cyan tempura cauliflower	2	crappy	
3691	flavorless thick upside-down sea blueberry	5	decent	
3692	rotten miniature sea persimmon	2	crappy	
3693	concentrated twirling pressurized potion of perception	0		Effect: "Slimily Speedy", Effect Duration: 43
3694	magnetized pressurized potion of proficiency	0		Effect: "Cold as Ice", Effect Duration: 43
3695	Van der Graaf Mer-kin digpick	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
3696	upside-down anemone nematocyst	0		
3697	fuchsia high-pressure seltzer bottle	0		
3698	bouncing maroon velcro ore	0		
3699	upside-down teflon ore	0		
3700	vinyl ore	0		
3701	map to Anemone Mine	0		
3702	maroon squat marine aquamarine	0		
3703	bouncing valve wheel	0		
3704	waterlogged bootstraps	0		
3705	perfumed hardy velcro broadsword of temperance	0		Maximum HP: +50, Stench Resistance: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +5
3706	greasy studded strapping velcro paddle ball	0		Muscle: +5, Damage Absorption: +80, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
3707	gravedigger's Tesla velcro shield of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Spooky Damage: +10, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
3708	blinking blinking double-paned weightlifter's velcro boots of the dark arts	0		Muscle: +15, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Cold Resistance: +5, Single Equip
3709	spinning coward's careful non-stick pugil stick	0		Monster Level: -30
3710	spinning auspicious wool quilted teflon spatula	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Cold Resistance: +1, Item Drop: +10
3711	Oprah's energetic experienced teflon shield	0		Experience: +2, Maximum MP Percent: 70
3712	mirror double-paned coward's experienced teflon swim fins	0		Experience: +2, Monster Level: -20, Cold Resistance: +5, Single Equip
3713	toasty sharpshooter's 7-inch discus	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Hot Damage: +5
3714	ghostly hale stiffened PVC staff of temperance	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Maximum HP: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +5
3715	gray gravedigger's boxer's vinyl shield of the storm	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Spooky Damage: +10
3716	arcane researcher's vinyl boots of the scaredy-cat of horror	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Monster Level: -15, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
3717	decaying oar	0		
3718	fishhook	0		
3719	pulsating cyan lantern	0		
3720	decaying pole	0		
3721	teal decaying paddle	0		
3722	tarnished ring	0		
3723	tarnished rod	0		
3724	blinking brittle plastic handle	0		
3725	foggy glass globe	0		
3726	huge fuchsia upside-down possessed tomato	0		
3727	Nardz energy beverage	0		
3728	pile of coins	0		
3729	hand grenegg	0		
3730	cyan wobbly caret	0		
3731	jittery forbidden glass gnoll eye	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50
3732	polymerized jittery cigar butt	0		Effect: "The Halls of Muscularity", Effect Duration: 13
3733	Lo Pan's manly bloomers of incineration	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, 1xGhuol, cap 13"
3734	Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	0		
3735	yellow fat wallet	0		
3736	banded smartaleck's handwarmer	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Damage Absorption: +100, Single Equip
3737	blurry reassuring stiffened lighter	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Spooky Resistance: +1
3738	decent bouncing packet of beer nuts	4	good	
3739	Boozehounds Anonymous token	0		
3740	bouncing handful of bees	0		
3741	narrow spectral jelly	0		
3742	energized pressed jellyfish gel	0		Effect: "The Q Is Talking To You", Effect Duration: 34
3743	unstable quark	0		
3744	squat software glitch	0		
3745	fumble formula	0		Recipe: "concoction of clumsiness"
3746	vampire pearl	0		
3747	mother's secret recipe	0		Recipe: "white chocolate chip brownies"
3749	triple-adjusted concoction of clumsiness	0		Effect: "Benetton's Medley of Diversity", Effect Duration: 46
3750	resourceful vampire pearl earring	0		Maximum MP: +50, Single Equip
3751	moldy chocolate chip brownies	3	crappy	
3753	mirror Libram of Love Songs	0		Last Available: "2009-02", Skill: "Summon Love Song"
3754	electrified love song of vague ambiguity	0		Effect: "Heart of White", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2009-02"
3755	polymerized love song of smoldering passion	0		Effect: "Wintry Breath", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2009-02"
3756	Vulcanized love song of icy revenge	0		Effect: "Putting the Pro in Proletariat", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2009-02"
3757	deionized moist ionized blinking love song of sugary cuteness	0		Effect: "Sticky Hands", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2009-02"
3758	colloidal olive blurry love song of disturbing obsession	0		Effect: "Executive Greed", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2009-02"
3759	concentrated extra-quantum love song of naughty innuendo	0		Effect: "You Ate Some Hemp Candy", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2009-02"
3760	altered ionized breath mint	0		Effect: "In the Limelight", Effect Duration: 32
3761	arcane researcher's vampire pearl ring	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Single Equip
3762	twirling sharpshooter's vampire pearl necklace	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Single Equip
3763	fancy hand-crafted practically non-alcoholic ghostly slug of vodka	1	EPIC	Effect: "Wistfully Nostalgic", Effect Duration: 35
3764	drinkable spinning blinking slug of rum	4	good	
3765	artisanal practically non-alcoholic mirror slug of shochu	1	EPIC	
3766	lousy watered-down screwdiver	2	decent	
3767	bad dew yoana lei	4	decent	
3768	tolerable lychee chuhai	3	good	
3769	tolerable salacious screwdiver	4	good	
3770	mediocre purple jittery dew yoana salacious lei	3	decent	
3771	tolerable cyan blurry salacious lychee chuhai	3	good	
3772	boozy perfectly mixed Alewife&trade; Ale	5	EPIC	
3773	seaode	0		
3774	map to the Dive Bar	0		
3775	Mer-kin pinkslip	0		
3776	sizzling brainy pink pinkslip slip	0		Mysticality: +5, Hot Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr"
3777	rock-hard Rosewater's sea salt scrubs	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Damage Reduction: 5
3778	huge toasty dangerous amber aviator shades of chilblains	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Cold Damage: +25, Hot Damage: +5, Single Equip
3779	modified activated twirling hair of the fish	0		Effect: "Turkey-Ambitious", Effect Duration: 48
3780	bouncing Sherlock's sizzling banded nurse's hat	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Hot Damage: +10, Item Drop: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk"
3781	blank prescription sheet	0		
3782	powdered bottle of melodramamine	1		Effect: "Red-Shirted Escort", Effect Duration: 5
3783	compressed upside-down bottle of extra-strength melodramamine	1		
3784	paranormal ricotta	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3785	smoking talon	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3786	cyan jittery vampire glitter	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3787	twirling jittery wine-soaked bone chips	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3788	crumbling rat skull	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3789	twitching trigger finger	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3799	Apathargic Bandersnatch	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
3800	aquaviolet jub-jub bird	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Familiar Effect: "mys stats"
3801	pulsating crimsilion jub-jub bird	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Equips On: "Frumious Bandersnatch", Familiar Effect: "mus stats"
3802	pulsating charpuce jub-jub bird	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Equips On: "Frumious Bandersnatch", Familiar Effect: "mox stats"
3803	pulsating lightning-fast scandalous medical-grade Mer-kin roundshield	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Initiative: +40, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
3804	brawny Mer-kin breastplate of the sewer	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Stench Damage: +25
3805	zippy scorching Mer-kin sneakmask	0		Hot Damage: +25, Initiative: +20, Combat Rate (Underwater): -5, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy"
3806	Mer-kin prayerbeads	0		
3807	super-tarnished teal Mer-kin hidepaint	0		Effect: "Innately Strong", Effect Duration: 56
3808	blurry Mer-kin trailmap	0		
3809	blinking Mer-kin healscroll	0		
3810	Mer-kin lockkey	0		
3811	Mer-kin stashbox	0		
3812	flavorless chocolate-frosted king cake	3	decent	Last Available: "2009-06"
3813	mansplainer's plastic baby	0		Monster Level: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-06"
3815	jittery squat midget clownfish	0		
3816	half-height unicycle	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3817	super-sized rotten sea radish	5	crappy	
3818	padded grievous groovy halibut	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Damage Absorption: +20
3819	eel sauce	0		
3820	steel-toed water-polo mitt	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Single Equip
3821	modified syringe	0		Effect: "Pride of the Vampire", Effect Duration: 30
3822	wand	0		Familiar Effect: "fishy spells", Sporadic Damage Aura: [0.2475*env(underwater)]
3823	nitrogenated jittery wad of cotton	0		Effect: "Fastbreaker", Effect Duration: 67
3824	skewed Grandma's Note	0		
3825	Grandma's Fuchsia Yarn	0		
3826	Grandma's Chartreuse Yarn	0		
3827	blinking maroon plastic oyster egg	0		
3828	Grandma's Map	0		
3829	massive moldy spinning tempura radish	7	crappy	
3830	deadly water-polo cap	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr"
3831	high-proof acceptable mirror pulsating Typical Tavern swill	8	good	
3832	practically non-alcoholic artisanal tropical swill	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	
3833	drinkable gray fruity girl swill	3	good	
3834	high-proof lousy blended swill	9	decent	
3835	costume wardrobe	0		Softcore Only
3836	ribald Jack Frost's wicked smooth Elvish sunglasses	0		Moxie: +15, Spell Damage: +5, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Damage: +10, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play an Accordion Solo", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play a Guitar Solo", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play a Drum Solo", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play a Flute Solo", Last Available: "2009-04"
3837	anniversary safety glass vest of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50
3838	flame-retardant anniversary burlap belt	0		Hot Resistance: +1
3839	yellow anniversary balsa wood socks of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25
3840	anniversary latex mask	0		Familiar Weight: +1
3841	anniversary pewter cape of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15
3842	narrow out-of-tune biwa of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50
3843	dented harmonica of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100
3844	double-paned supercool magic whistle	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Cold Resistance: +5
3845	greasy plastic blowgun	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
3846	shaking inspector's medical-grade jungle drum of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: +15, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
3847	skewed wobbly stanky hippy bongo	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25
3848	beefy knob bugle	0		Muscle: +10
3849	brainy 4-dimensional guitar of doom	0		Mysticality: +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +50
3850	Jim Carey's boxing glove	0		Monster Level: +25
3851	personal trainer's supercool boxing glove on a spring of incineration	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Hot Spell Damage: +50
3852	avaricious slick half-sized guitar	0		Moxie: +10, Meat Drop: +30
3853	curative bass drum of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
3854	aromatic pixel boomerang	0		Stench Resistance: +1
3855	Sherlock's Jack Frost's world's smallest violin of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Item Drop: +25
3856	greasy therapeutic ocarina of space of Flo-Jo	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Initiative: +100, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
3857	studded a butt tuba	0		Damage Absorption: +80
3858	teal beefcake's bone flute	0		Muscle: +25
3859	sizzling infernal fife	0		Hot Damage: +10
3860	mirror veiny charming flute	0		Maximum HP: +10
3861	leaf of grass	0		
3862	hardy experienced grass whistle	0		Experience: +2, Maximum HP: +50
3863	occult educational plastic guitar	0		Experience: +1, Spell Damage Percent: +25
3864	deadly finger cymbals	0		Weapon Damage: +5
3865	kettle drum of the brazier of the overflowing toilet	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +50
3866	tumbling beefcake's double-barreled sling of chilblains	0		Muscle: +25, Cold Damage: +25
3867	twirling rosewater-soaked extremely unsafe magilaser blastercannon	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Stench Resistance: +3
3868	vibrating Herculean hanky&#363;	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Wiki Name: "frigid hankyu"
3869	blurry inspector's aromatic ultimate ultimate frisbee	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Item Drop: +15
3870	green stolen office supplies	0		
3871	green ghostly extremely unsafe office-supply crossbow of the brazier	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Hot Spell Damage: +25
3872	pocket theremin of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30
3873	wobbly prompt banded rave whistle	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Adventures: +3, Raveosity: +1
3874	hellseal hide	0		
3875	shredded hellseal hide	0		
3876	hellseal brain	0		
3877	pulsating burst hellseal brain	0		
3878	twirling hellseal sinew	0		
3879	torn hellseal sinew	0		
3880	hellseal disguise	0		
3881	squat horrifying Jim Carey's fouet de tortue-dressage	0		Monster Level: +25, Spooky Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Apprivoisez la tortue"
3882	encoded cult documents	0		
3883	cult memo	0		
3884	decoded cult documents	0		Skill: "Bind Spaghetti Elemental"
3885	corrupted flattened vial of slime	0		Effect: "Bored Stiff", Effect Duration: 38
3886	electrified deionized vial of slime	0		Effect: "Ruthlessly Efficient", Effect Duration: 60
3887	moist blurry vial of slime	0		Effect: "Sagittarius Rising", Effect Duration: 35
3888	non-oxidized moist vial of slime	0		Effect: "Sleazy Weapon", Effect Duration: 44
3889	nitrogenated non-liquefied enhanced vial of slime	0		Effect: "Mutated", Effect Duration: 23
3890	pressed pulsating vial of violet slime	0		Effect: "Fancy Feasted", Effect Duration: 63
3891	non-energized quantum altered vial of vermilion slime	0		Effect: "Eye of the Lihc", Effect Duration: 62
3892	flattened vial of amber slime	0		Effect: "Spirit Bubble", Effect Duration: 64
3893	non-unsweetened double-denatured vial of chartreuse slime	0		Effect: "Preternatural Greed", Effect Duration: 15
3894	extra-dry energized vial of teal slime	0		Effect: "Initiative and Let Die", Effect Duration: 23
3895	flattened quadruple-boiled vial of indigo slime	0		Effect: "On a Roll", Effect Duration: 65
3896	warmed double-electrified vial of slime	0		Effect: "Booze Goozles", Effect Duration: 59
3897	anodized frozen oxidized vial of brown slime	0		Effect: "Dreadful Fear", Effect Duration: 53
3898	bottle of G&uuml;-Gone	0		
3901	blinking seal-blubber candle	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3902	narrow blue figurine of a wretched-looking seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3903	figurine of a baby seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3904	purple figurine of an armored seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3905	figurine of an seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3906	wobbly figurine of a sleek seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3907	figurine of a shadowy seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3908	purple figurine of a stinking seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3909	figurine of a charred seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3910	figurine of a seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3911	figurine of a slippery seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3912	blurry imbued seal-blubber candle	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3913	spirit-forward artisanal fancy blended swill with a fly in it	5	EPIC	Effect: "Yuletide Mutations", Effect Duration: 25
3914	wobbly shaking turtle wax	0		
3915	twirling wholesome turtle wax shield	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10
3916	cyan turtle wax helmet of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato, 0.5xFairy, cap 10"
3917	squat turtle wax greaves of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xBarrr, cap 10"
3918	meat shield of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50
3919	ghostly huge turtlemail bits	0		
3920	supercharged energetic turtlemail coif	0		Maximum MP Percent: 50, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 20"
3921	skewed Jim Carey's energetic turtlemail breeches	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Monster Level: +25, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, 1.5xFairy, cap 20"
3922	fireproof personal trainer's turtlemail hauberk	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Hot Resistance: +3
3923	hedgeturtle	0		
3924	electrified personal trainer's spiky turtle helmet	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 32"
3925	Socratic spiky turtle shoulderpads	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Single Equip, Thorns: 2
3926	deadly spiky turtle shield of the detective	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Item Drop: +20
3927	turtling rod	0		Class: "Turtle Tamer"
3928	syncopated turtle	0		
3929	grinning turtle	0		
3930	electrified magnetized tainted seal's blood	0		Effect: "Hot Hands", Effect Duration: 44
3931	miser's severed flipper of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +10, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3932	fuchsia ingot of seal-iron	0		
3933	fuchsia bad-ass club of the ox of the businessman	0		Muscle: +20, Meat Drop: +50, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3934	maroon spinning sealbone	0		
3935	nitrogenated hyperinflated seal lung	0		Effect: "Super Skill", Effect Duration: 12
3936	galvanized ionized scrap of shadow	0		Effect: "Boon of the Storm Tortoise", Effect Duration: 29
3937	cold-filtered fustulent seal grulch	0		Effect: "Petit Force", Effect Duration: 41
3938	Jim Carey's club of corruption	0		Monster Level: +25, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3939	curative corrupt club of corruption	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3940	spinning fortified corrupt club of corrupt corruption	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3941	up-at-dawn cool evil-ass club of the sweet-tooth	0		Moxie: +5, Candy Drop: +100, Adventures: +5, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3942	zippy smartaleck's smooth nasty-ass club	0		Moxie: +15, Moxie Percent: +30, Initiative: +20, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3943	yellow gravedigger's studded infernal toilet brush	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Spooky Damage: +10, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3944	stanky boxer's shadowy seal eye	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3945	sharpshooter's oyster egg balloon	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10
3946	Clan VIP Lounge invitation	0		Free Pull
3947	Clan VIP Lounge key	0		Free Pull
3948	blinking Meat	0		
3949	squat treasure chest	0		
3950	shaking shaking fuchsia key	0		
3951	Baron von Ratsworth	0		
3952	wobbly monocle	0		
3953	mink	0		
3954	teddy butler	0		
3955	narrow martini	0		
3956	huge upside-down crazy bastard sword	0		
3957	tin of caviar	0		
3958	dance instructor's bejeweled cufflinks	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Single Equip
3959	spinning huge censurious garish pinky ring	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3
3960	designer sunglasses of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
3961	wobbly squat stanky weightlifter's opera glasses	0		Muscle: +15, Stench Spell Damage: +25
3962	designer handbag	0		
3963	wobbly teal Clan pool table	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2009-05"
3964	red cell phone	0		Familiar Weight: +10
3965	concentrated alkaline blurry cube of billiard chalk	0		Effect: "Mer-kinny Flavor", Effect Duration: 35
3966	zippy sinister hot-ass club of the early riser	0		Spell Damage: +10, Initiative: +20, Adventures: +7, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3967	lion tamer's sage frigid-ass club of the overflowing toilet	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Experience (familiar): +2, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3968	squat Jack Frost's shellacked smartaleck's creepy-ass club	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Damage Reduction: 7, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3969	nitrogenated dry sizzling seal fat	0		Effect: "Danish Cunning", Effect Duration: 46
3970	family-friendly healthy Abyssal ember	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3971	quadruple-aerosolized activated frost-rimed seal hide	0		Effect: "Turn On, Tune In, Play Ball!", Effect Duration: 14
3972	tumbling seal spine of the blizzard of courage	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +3, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3973	concentrated enhanced yellow wobbly seal lube	0		Effect: "Izchak's Blessing", Effect Duration: 56
3974	reassuring friendly mannequin leg	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Spooky Resistance: +1, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3975	fuchsia huge reassuring padded tortoise of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +1
3976	wobbly veiny brawny tortoboggan	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Maximum HP: +10, Single Equip
3977	squat painted turtle	0		
3978	purple up-at-dawn toasty painted shield	0		Hot Damage: +5, Adventures: +5
3979	purple sleeping wereturtle	0		
3980	mirror shell	0		
3981	mirror torquoise	0		
3982	mansplainer's Samson's torquoise ring	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Monster Level: +15, Single Equip
3983	skewed dueling turtle	0		
3984	narrow Van der Graaf educational dueling banjo	0		Experience: +1, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
3985	soup turtle	0		
3986	ghostly maroon samurai turtle	0		
3987	sharpshooter's samurai turtle helmet of chilblains	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Cold Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato, cap 6"
3988	turtle shell	0		
3989	upside-down turtle shell powder	0		
3990	slick turtle shell helmet	0		Moxie: +10, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cap 8"
3991	slime-soaked hypophysis	0		Skill: "Slimy Sinews"
3992	huge slime-soaked brain	0		Skill: "Slimy Synapses"
3993	slime-soaked sweat gland	0		Skill: "Slimy Shoulders"
3994	squat security blankie	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3995	cyan bundle of chamoix	0		
3996	boxcar turtle	0		
3997	dolphin whistle	0		
3998	metrognome	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3999	purple infant sandworm	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4000	string of dingle balls	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
4001	powdered red shaking agua de vida	1	good	Effect: "So Fresh and So Clean", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2009-06"
4002	pulsating miser's rosewater-soaked tortoboggan shield	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Meat Drop: +10
4003	bottle of moontan lotion	0		
4004	Fonzie's soup-chucks	0		Experience (Moxie): +1
4005	altered energized squat ghostly ballast turtle	0		Effect: "Human-Hobo Hybrid", Effect Duration: 58
4006	memory of some amino acids	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4007	spinning memory of a C	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4008	memory of an A	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4009	blurry purple memory of a G	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4010	memory of a T	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4011	ghostly memory of a CA base pair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4012	memory of a CG base pair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4013	memory of a CT base pair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4014	memory of an AG base pair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4015	memory of an AT base pair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4016	teal mirror memory of a GT base pair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4017	squirming Slime larva	0		
4018	lime green lightning-fast greaves	0		Initiative: +40, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, cap 37"
4019	undissolvable contact lenses	0		
4020	squat ghostly lightning-fast clever piece of rebar	0		Maximum MP: +20, Initiative: +40
4021	shaking occult supercool shovel of Gandalf	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Spell Critical Percent: +20
4022	electrified necklace of extreme caution of the boozehound	0		Monster Level: -25, Booze Drop: +100, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
4023	ribald stanky grievous speargun	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +10
4024	bouncing up-at-dawn electrified compass	0		Adventures: +5, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
4025	twirling baleful helmet of the ox of the businessman	0		Muscle: +20, Spell Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy"
4026	Usain Bolt's lantern of the ox of the wise owl	0		Muscle: +20, Mysticality: +20, Initiative: +80
4027	up-at-dawn strapping greaves of chilblains	0		Muscle: +5, Cold Damage: +25, Adventures: +5, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 0.5xBarrr"
4028	spinning gray experienced sage club of courage	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Experience: +2, Spooky Resistance: +3
4029	skewed memory of a grappling hook	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4030	blinking memory of a small stone block	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4031	memory of a stone block	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4032	memory of half a stone circle	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4033	memory of a stone half-circle	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4034	blurry memory of an iron key	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4035	jittery squat memory of a crystal	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4036	caustic slime nodule	0		
4037	super-sized moldy purple slimy sweetbreads	5	crappy	
4038	tolerable twirling slimy fermented bile bladder	4	good	
4039	boiled blinking narrow slimy alveolus	1		
4040	memory of a cultist's robe	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-06"
4041	pig-iron helm of doom of the boozehound	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Booze Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 22", Last Available: "2009-06"
4042	stanky mansplainer's pig-iron shinguards	0		Monster Level: +15, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, 1.5xFairy, cap 22", Last Available: "2009-06"
4043	Sherlock's pig-iron bracers of the glutton	0		Item Drop: +25, Food Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-06"
4044	lime green wumpus hair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4045	wobbly wumpus-hair bolo	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4046	gray wumpus-hair net	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4047	steel-toed wumpus-hair whip	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Last Available: "2009-06"
4048	gravedigger's Socratic wumpus-hair wig of the sweet-tooth	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Spooky Damage: +10, Candy Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol, cap 25", Last Available: "2009-06"
4049	scorching wumpus-hair loincloth of Gandalf of courage	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Hot Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 5", Last Available: "2009-06"
4050	tumbling censurious extremely unsafe wumpus-hair sweater	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2009-06"
4051	ring of teleportation of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Single Equip
4052	ghostly glass of baboon milk	1	good	Last Available: "2009-06"
4053	banana milkshake	1	decent	Last Available: "2009-06"
4054	practically non-alcoholic lousy narrow White Hyborian	1	decent	Last Available: "2009-06"
4055	twirling goblin hunting spear of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2009-06"
4056	dangerous smooth goblin autoblowgun	0		Moxie: +15, Weapon Damage: +10, Last Available: "2009-06"
4057	tribal beads of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Last Available: "2009-06"
4058	pulsating inspector's stone fist of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2009-06"
4059	stone head of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2009-06"
4060	fuchsia Indigo Party Invitation	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4061	Violet Hunt Invitation	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4062	bouncing Blue Milk Club Card	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4063	Mecha Mayhem Club Card	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4064	pulsating 'Smuggler Shot First' Button	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4065	olive Spacefleet Communicator Badge	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4066	ghostly Ruby Rod	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4067	essence of heat	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4068	essence of kink	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4069	essence of	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4070	purple essence of stench	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4071	essence of fright	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4072	wobbly essence of	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4073	Supreme Being Glossary	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4074	multi-pass	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4075	frightening therapeutic villainous scythe	0		Spooky Damage: +5, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Slime Hates It: +2
4076	friendly Jim Carey's baneful bandolier	0		Monster Level: +25, Familiar Weight: +3, Slime Hates It: +1
4077	fuchsia ruddy diabolical crossbow of the glutton	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Food Drop: +100, Slime Hates It: +1
4078	studded dance instructor's malevolent medallion	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Damage Absorption: +80, Slime Hates It: +1, Single Equip
4079	huge crafty corrosive cowl of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Maximum MP: +10, Slime Hates It: +1, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato, 0.5xFairy"
4080	frosty sharpshooter's grisly shield	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Slime Hates It: +1
4081	corroded breeches of the brute of the overflowing toilet	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Slime Hates It: +1, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xPotato"
4082	double-paned MacGyver's pernicious cudgel	0		Maximum MP: +100, Cold Resistance: +5, Slime Hates It: +1
4083	special jumbo normal ghostly olive cupcake-in-a-cup	5	good	Effect: "Weepy, Creepy", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2009-06"
4084	pool of liquid	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4085	super-sized rotten protein paste	5	crappy	Last Available: "2009-06"
4086	fireproof healthy cyber-mattock	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2009-06"
4087	mirror facehugging alien	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4088	X-37 gun	0		Breakable, Last Available: "2009-06"
4089	dry blinking neurostim pill	0		Effect: "Frozen Shoulders", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2009-06"
4090	vacuum-sealed enhanced physiostim pill	0		Effect: "Barking Mad", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2009-06"
4091	jittery slimy cyst	0		
4092	small slimy cyst	0		
4093	medium slimy cyst	0		
4094	slimy cyst	0		
4095	personal trainer's peawee marble	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10
4096	stanky brown crock marble	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25
4097	foul-smelling China marble	0		Stench Damage: +10
4098	cyan Temple Grandin's lemonade marble	0		Familiar Weight: +7
4099	fuchsia beefy bumblebee marble	0		Muscle: +10
4100	blurry upside-down hale jet bennie marble	0		Maximum HP: +20
4101	double-paned sage beige clambroth marble	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Cold Resistance: +5
4102	grievous steely marble	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50
4103	bouncing frosty educational thinker's beach ball marble	0		Mysticality: +10, Experience: +1, Cold Spell Damage: +10
4104	Tesla catseye marble	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
4105	teal bumboozer marble of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3
4106	banded chamoisole	0		Damage Absorption: +100
4107	non-electrified tumbling bitter pill	0		Effect: "Sizzling with Fury", Effect Duration: 54
4108	Samson's wizardly monstrous monocle	0		Mysticality: +25, Experience (Muscle): +5, Last Available: "2009-06", Synergetic
4109	medical-grade musty moccasins of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2009-06", Synergetic
4110	Jack Frost's grievous molten medallion	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2009-06", Synergetic
4111	foul-smelling brazen bracelet of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Stench Damage: +10, Last Available: "2009-06", Synergetic
4112	blinking rosewater-soaked bitter bowtie of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2009-06", Synergetic
4113	prompt bewitching boots	0		Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2009-06", Synergetic
4114	secret from the future	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4115	moist sack	0		
4116	tumbling careful sinister boxer's rickety unicycle	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Spell Damage: +10, Monster Level: -10, Single Equip
4117	Da Vinci's crusty hula hoop of James Dean of the storm	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Experience (Moxie): +3, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Single Equip
4118	reassuring mansplainer's Coily&trade; of the detective	0		Monster Level: +15, Spooky Resistance: +1, Item Drop: +20
4119	skewed Temple Grandin's Annie Oakley's school flying disc of temperance	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Familiar Weight: +7, Sleaze Resistance: +5
4120	blue deadly arcane researcher's lawn dart of doom	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Weapon Damage: +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +50
4121	Tesla Oprah's Herculean wagon	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Maximum MP Percent: +50, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
4122	wad of slimy rags	0		
4123	spinning mirror auspicious wizardly crown-shaped beanie of the brute	0		Mysticality: +25, Muscle Percent: +30, Item Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xGhuol"
4124	gravedigger's scorching banded hopping socks	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Hot Damage: +25, Spooky Damage: +10, Single Equip
4125	squat miser's hardy poodle skirt of the glutton	0		Maximum HP: +50, Meat Drop: +10, Food Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy"
4126	bouncing Sherlock's stanky clever letterman's jacket	0		Maximum MP: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: +25
4127	nippy Newton's hardened slime hat of vim and vigor	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Cold Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy"
4128	Herculean brainy hardened slime pants of chilblains	0		Mysticality: +5, Experience (Muscle): +1, Cold Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato"
4129	blue hardy steel-toed experienced hardened slime belt	0		Experience: +2, Damage Reduction: 9, Maximum HP: +50, Single Equip
4130	empty agua de vida bottle	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4131	altered boot plant	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2009-06"
4132	aged sham champagne	4	awesome	Last Available: "2009-06"
4133	non-ionized diffused ghostly tempura air	0		Effect: "Incensed", Effect Duration: 56
4134	anodized extra-concentrated pressurized potion of pneumaticity	0		Effect: "Superveiny 9000", Effect Duration: 12
4135	moveable feast	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2009-11", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.35
4136	cyan Sherlock's aromatic Jack Frost's Bag o' Tricks of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Stench Resistance: +1, Item Drop: +25, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Open the Bag o' Tricks", Last Available: "2009-07"
4137	slime stack	0		
4138	blue a rumpled paper strip	0		
4139	a creased paper strip	0		
4140	a folded paper strip	0		
4141	spinning a crinkled paper strip	0		
4142	teal a crumpled paper strip	0		
4143	shaking shaking a ragged paper strip	0		
4144	a ripped paper strip	0		
4145	maroon banded funny paper hat	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 2"
4146	corrupted lime green sand	0		Effect: "Here to Kick Ass", Effect Duration: 44
4147	maroon careful charged magnet of the businessman	0		Monster Level: -10, Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2009-09"
4148	ghostly stone sphere	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2009-09"
4149	quadroculars	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2009-09"
4150	lint	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4151	enhanced dubious peppermint	0		Effect: "Nut-Rition", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2020-09"
4152	altered extra-ionized Elvish delight	0		Effect: "Top Dog", Effect Duration: 20
4153	purple rockfish stomach	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4154	blinking live lobster	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4155	shaking wok lobster	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4156	pebbles	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4157	spinning gravel	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4158	mirror rock	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4159	rock lobster	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4160	acceptable practically non-alcoholic pebblebr&auml;u	1	good	Last Available: "2009-09"
4161	massive decent rocky road ice cream	7	good	Last Available: "2009-09"
4162	extra-strength rubber bands	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4163	dry energized Vulcanized upside-down children of the candy corn	0		Effect: "Educated (Sorta)", Effect Duration: 60
4164	enhanced Good 'n' Slimy	0		Effect: "Superhuman Sarcasm", Effect Duration: 20
4165	twirling narrow coward's sage weightlifter's Staff of the Soupbone	0		Muscle: +15, Mysticality Percent: +10, Monster Level: -20
4166	blinking brawny Voluminous Radio Pants	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "2xGhoul, cap 37"
4167	Voluminous Radio Hat of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhoul, cap 37"
4168	blue coward's Voluminous Radio Sneakers	0		Monster Level: -20, Single Equip
4169	4-d camera	0		
4170	upside-down blue shaking 4-d camera	0		
4171	shaking crystallized memory	0		
4172	pulsating rock helmet of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Familiar Effect: "1xGhuol, cap 25"
4173	rock pants of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "1.5xBarrr, 1xGhuol, cap 25"
4174	huge avaricious rock necklace	0		Meat Drop: +30, Single Equip
4175	spaghetti cult robe	0		
4176	sugar sheet	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4177	shaking narrow Tome of Sugar Shummoning	0		Free Pull, Skill: "Summon Sugar Sheets"
4178	Usain Bolt's sugar shotgun	0		Initiative: +80, Breakable, Last Available: "2009-09"
4179	hardened sugar shillelagh	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Breakable, Last Available: "2009-09"
4180	jittery executive sugar shank	0		Meat Drop: +40, Breakable, Last Available: "2009-09"
4181	sugar chapeau of the cougar of the overflowing toilet of horror	0		Moxie: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Breakable, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xVolley, 2xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2009-09"
4182	thinker's sugar shorts	0		Mysticality: +10, Breakable, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 1xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2009-09"
4183	sugar shield	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Breakable, Last Available: "2009-09"
4184	slime convention swag bag	0		
4185	narrow slime convention flyers	0		
4186	slime convention coupons	0		
4187	teal spinning chilly slime convention pin	0		Cold Damage: +5
4188	slime convention t-shirt	0		
4189	inverse geode	0		
4190	spinning blue control crystal	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4191	lard-coated sugar shirt	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Breakable, Last Available: "2009-09"
4192	mirror sugar shard	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4193	jittery extremely unsafe rave visor	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1.5xPotato, cap 37", Raveosity: +2
4194	upside-down wobbly studded baggy rave pants	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 37", Raveosity: +2
4195	pacifier necklace of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Single Equip, Raveosity: +2
4196	sea cowbell	0		
4197	upside-down sea	0		
4198	blinking sea lasso	0		
4199	ghostly lard-coated hardy steel-toed sea cowboy hat	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Maximum HP: +50, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xLep"
4200	grouper fangirl	0		
4201	gill rings	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4202	blue urchin roe	0		
4203	yellow pet anemone	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4204	purple shaking Mer-kin cheatsheet	0		
4205	Mer-kin wordquiz	0		
4206	lime green strapping brand new key of the bloodbag	0		Muscle: +5, Maximum HP: +100
4207	supercharged dorsal fin	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30
4208	cyan skate skates	0		
4209	bouncing skate skin	0		
4210	roller skate decoy	0		
4211	mermaid's purse	0		
4212	underwater slingshot	0		
4213	Sherlock's skate blade of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Item Drop: +25
4214	fuchsia spangly unitard	0		
4215	collapsible baton of the storm of the brazier	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Hot Spell Damage: +25
4216	groupie lipstick	0		
4217	groupie bra	0		
4218	aerosolized liquefied polymerized upside-down groupie spangles	0		Effect: "Bear Clawed", Effect Duration: 36
4219	squat tumbling lime green aromatic Da Vinci's skate board	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Stench Resistance: +1
4220	S.A.V.E. flyer	0		
4221	mirror greasy yield shield	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2009-09"
4222	map to the Skate Park	0		
4223	yellow squamous polyp	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4224	skewed unspeakable lozenges	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2009-10"
4225	roller skate doll	0		
4226	supercool Star of Bravery	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Single Equip
4227	hungover chauvinist pig	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2010-10"
4228	perfectly ordinary frog	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2010-10"
4229	spinning amphibious tophat	0		Equips On: "Dancing Frog", Familiar Effect: "adventure underwater"
4230	bottle of Cochon Noir	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4231	ice skate decoy	0		
4232	ice skate doll	0		
4233	hacienda key	0		
4234	smelly pat&eacute; knife	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10
4235	salt-shaker	0		
4236	can of sterno	0		
4237	twirling teal beefcake's cheese-slicer	0		Muscle: +25
4238	spoiled beef jerky	3	crappy	
4239	purple deadly pipe wrench	0		Weapon Damage: +5
4240	oxidized double-warmed gun cleaning kit	0		Effect: "Gummiheart", Effect Duration: 37
4241	jittery sleep mask of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Blind, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 37"
4242	upside-down sock garters of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Single Equip
4243	liquefied super-irradiated mariachi toothpaste	0		Effect: "Disco State of Mind", Effect Duration: 20
4244	flame-retardant leather-bound tome	0		Hot Resistance: +1
4245	bookmark	0		
4246	inspector's ivory cue ball	0		Item Drop: +15
4247	mediocre weak decanter of fine Scotch	2	decent	
4248	dehydrated blurry expensive cigar	1		
4249	tophat	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4250	fisherman's sack	0		
4251	fish-oil smoke bomb	0		
4252	ionized vial of squid ink	0		Effect: "Twenty-three Squid, Ew", Effect Duration: 51
4253	polarized pickled potion of speed	0		Effect: "Astral Shell", Effect Duration: 22
4254	bark	0		Last Available: "2009-10"
4255	Wolfman Nardz	0		Last Available: "2009-10"
4256	cold-filtered improved tumbling sap	0		Effect: "Oth-Jeal-O", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2009-10"
4257	blurry petrified wood	0		Last Available: "2009-10"
4258	stale snack-sized chocolate-covered scarab beetle	2	decent	Last Available: "2009-10"
4259	triple-distilled tolerable mulled cider	6	good	Last Available: "2009-10"
4260	wolfman mask	0		Familiar Effect: "8xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2009-10"
4261	pumpkinhead mask	0		Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2009-10"
4262	mummy costume	0		Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2009-10"
4263	Ax of L'rose	0		Last Available: "2009-10"
4264	vibrating bark boxers	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xVolley, cap 10", Last Available: "2009-10"
4265	beefcake's bark beret	0		Muscle: +25, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, 2.5xLep, cap 10", Last Available: "2009-10"
4266	huge steel-toed bark bracelet	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Single Equip
4267	friendly electrified Krakrox's Loincloth	0		Familiar Weight: +3, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Class: "Seal Clubber", Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 2xPotato, cap 31"
4268	dog trainer's shellacked Galapagosian Cuisses	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Experience (familiar): +1, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, MP regen, cap 31"
4269	Angelhair Culottes of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Item Drop: +5, Class: "Pastamancer", Familiar Effect: "1.5xPotato, 2xGhoul, cap 31"
4270	knitted sinister Newman's Own Trousers	0		Spell Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +3, Class: "Sauceror", Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xPotato, cap 31"
4271	executive slick Volartta's bellbottoms	0		Moxie: +10, Meat Drop: +40, Class: "Disco Bandit", Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1.5xFairy, cap 31"
4272	blinking curative Lederhosen of the Night of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Class: "Accordion Thief", Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xGhuol, cap 31"
4273	warmed ribbon candy	0		Effect: "The Chains Down In The Belly-O", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2020-09"
4274	shaking Underworld acorn	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2009-10"
4275	shaking Underworld trunk	0		Last Available: "2009-10"
4276	avaricious hale ruddy Underworld truncheon	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Maximum HP: +20, Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2009-10"
4277	sharpshooter's brawny wizardly Staff of the Woodfire	0		Mysticality: +25, Muscle Percent: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Last Available: "2009-10"
4278	hardy beefcake's beefy Underworld flail	0		Muscle: 35, Maximum HP: +50, Last Available: "2009-10"
4279	Mer-kin cancerstick	0		
4280	tumbling Mer-kin sawdust	0		
4281	razor-sharp cool Mer-kin bunwig	0		Moxie: +5, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley"
4282	shaking clever weightlifter's crappy Mer-kin mask of the cougar	0		Muscle: +15, Moxie: +20, Maximum MP: +20, Adventure Underwater, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xBarrr"
4283	steel-toed beefcake's crappy Mer-kin tailpiece	0		Muscle: +25, Damage Reduction: 9, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy"
4284	narrow mansplainer's wholesome dance instructor's Mer-kin gladiator mask	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Monster Level: +15, Adventure Underwater, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr"
4285	wool wholesome Mer-kin scholar mask of the sewer	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Stench Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +1, Adventure Underwater, Familiar Effect: "cold atk"
4286	Oprah's dangerous Mer-kin gladiator tailpiece of the businessman	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Meat Drop: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy"
4287	pulsating crafty studded boxer's Mer-kin scholar tailpiece	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Damage Absorption: +80, Maximum MP: +10, Familiar Effect: "1.5xBarrr, 1xFairy"
4288	twirling boxer's beefcake's Mer-kin headguard of incineration	0		Muscle: +25, Muscle Percent: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk"
4289	blinking deadly Mer-kin waistrope	0		Weapon Damage: +5
4290	spinning flame-retardant scorching manspreader's Mer-kin facecowl	0		Monster Level: +10, Hot Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +1
4291	Mer-kin thighguard of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40
4292	blurry MacGyver's hardened banded Mer-kin dodgeball	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Damage Reduction: 3, Maximum MP: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ball Bust", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ball Sweat", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ball Sack"
4293	spinning auspicious scorching Mer-kin dragnet of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Hot Damage: +25, Item Drop: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Net Gain", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Net Loss", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Net Neutrality"
4294	lard-coated Mer-kin switchblade of mayonnaise of the cheetah	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: 75, Initiative: +60, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blade Sling", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blade Roller", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blade Runner"
4295	crystal orb of spirit wrangling	0		
4296	depleted uranium seal figurine	0		
4297	cyan sizzling friendly Ass-Stompers of Violence of terror	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Hot Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Stomp Ass"
4298	inspector's frosty razor-sharp Brand of Violence	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Item Drop: +15, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Brand"
4299	skewed Rosewater's Novelty Belt Buckle of Violence of the cougar of Flo-Jo	0		Moxie: +20, Mysticality Percent: +30, Initiative: +100, Single Equip
4300	vibrating Lens of Violence of the brute of the blizzard	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Violent Gaze", Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr"
4301	blinking knitted rosy-cheeked shellacked Pigsticker of Violence	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Cold Resistance: +3
4302	ghostly avaricious coward's savvy Jodhpurs of Violence	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Monster Level: -20, Meat Drop: +30, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Mosh", Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato"
4303	MacGyver's Cold Stone of Hatred of the brazier of the glutton	0		Maximum MP: +100, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Food Drop: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Chilling Grip"
4304	bouncing perfumed toasty beefy Girdle of Hatred	0		Muscle: +10, Hot Damage: +5, Stench Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Tighten Girdle"
4305	smelly Oprah's wicked Staff of Simmering Hatred	0		Spell Damage: +5, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Stench Spell Damage: +10
4306	rosy-cheeked Pantaloons of Hatred of the detective of the cheetah	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Item Drop: +20, Initiative: +60, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "[7156]Static Shock", Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 2xVolley"
4307	spinning extremely unsafe wizardly Fuzzy Slippers of Hatred of Calamity Jane	0		Mysticality: +25, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Single Equip
4308	upside-down olive smelly supercharged Lens of Hatred of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Hateful Gaze", Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xBarrr"
4309	gravedigger's scorching Treads of Loathing of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Hot Damage: +25, Spooky Damage: +10, Single Equip, Cloathing
4310	wobbly narrow healthy steel-toed Scepter of Loathing of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Damage Reduction: 9, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Cloathing
4311	lard-coated medical-grade stylish Belt of Loathing	0		Moxie: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Cloathing
4312	pulsating Annie Oakley's personal trainer's Goggles of Loathing of Calamity Jane	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Critical Hit Percent: 35, Cloathing, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, 1.5xBarrr"
4313	bouncing hardened baleful smartaleck's Stick-Knife of Loathing	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Spell Damage: +25, Damage Reduction: 3, Cloathing
4314	ribald brawny Jeans of Loathing of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: 50, Sleaze Damage: +10, Cloathing, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xPotato"
4315	stanky Annual Ascot	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25
4316	jittery supercool boxer's weightlifter's Sledgehammer of the V&aelig;lkyr	0		Muscle: +15, Muscle Percent: +10, Moxie Percent: +20, Class: "Seal Clubber", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Bashing Slam Smash"
4317	flame-retardant boxer's Flail of the Seven Aspects of extreme caution	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Monster Level: -25, Hot Resistance: +1, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Turtle of Seven Tails"
4318	blurry gravedigger's extremely unsafe cool Wrath of the Capsaician Pastalords	0		Moxie: +5, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Spooky Damage: +10, Class: "Pastamancer", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Noodles of Fire"
4319	wool arcane researcher's Windsor Pan of the Source of horror	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +1, Class: "Sauceror", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Saucemageddon"
4320	squat inspector's asbestos-lined medical-grade Seeger's Unstoppable Banjo	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Item Drop: +15, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Class: "Disco Bandit", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Funk Bluegrass Fusion"
4321	rosewater-soaked hardy banded smartaleck's The Trickster's Trikitixa	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Damage Absorption: +100, Maximum HP: +50, Stench Resistance: +3, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Extreme High Note"
4322	healthy Newton's Claw of the Infernal Seal of Flo-Jo	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Initiative: +100, Class: "Seal Clubber", Single Equip
4323	inspector's Temple Grandin's Garter of the Turtle Poacher of the early riser	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Item Drop: +15, Adventures: +7, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Single Equip
4324	fuchsia upside-down executive baleful Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	0		Spell Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +40, Class: "Pastamancer", Single Equip
4325	sharpshooter's Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob of the pedagogue of doom	0		Experience: +3, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Class: "Sauceror", Single Equip
4326	blurry nasty coward's quilted Bling of the New Wave	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Monster Level: -20, Stench Damage: +5, Class: "Disco Bandit", Single Equip, Extra Pickpocket
4327	twirling blinking frightening medical-grade La Hebilla del Cintur&oacute;n de Lopez of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Spooky Damage: +5, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Class: "Accordion Thief", Single Equip
4328	suspicious stocking	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2009-12"
4329	blinking bag of many confections	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4330	rotten candy kneecapping stick	4	crappy	Last Available: "2009-12"
4331	flavorless licorice garrote	3	decent	Last Available: "2009-12"
4332	wobbly red avaricious candy knuckles	0		Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2009-12"
4333	super-sized adequate jawbruiser	5	good	Last Available: "2010-12"
4334	Vulcanized pickled chocolate car	0		Effect: "Mutated", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2009-12"
4335	careful plastic 11 Dealer	0		Monster Level: -10, Last Available: "2009-12"
4336	executive plastic Crimbo Casino	0		Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2009-12"
4337	knitted plastic stocking mimic	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2009-12"
4338	plastic Don Crimbo of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Last Available: "2009-12"
4339	frightening plastic Crimbomination	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2009-12"
4340	frozen dry Piddles	0		Effect: "Gummiskin", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2009-12"
4341	irradiated jittery spinning BitterSweetTarts	0		Effect: "Vented Spleen", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2009-12"
4342	super-concentrated spinning Polka Pop	0		Effect: "Libra Rising", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2009-12"
4343	Crimbuck	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4344	Crimbo wreath	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4345	upside-down string of Crimbo lights	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4346	huge plastic Crimbo reindeer	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4347	blinking gingerbread house	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4348	yellow leftover Crimbo rations	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4349	tumbling snow hat of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, cap 12", Last Available: "2009-12"
4350	clever snow pants	0		Maximum MP: +20, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xPotato, cap 12", Last Available: "2009-12"
4351	lion tamer's snow belly	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-12"
4352	pile of loose snow	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4353	narrow green Crimbough	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4354	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1	0		Skill: "Holiday Weight Gain", Last Available: "2009-12"
4355	ghostly A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2	0		Skill: "Jingle Bells", Last Available: "2009-12"
4356	skewed blinking A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3	0		Skill: "Candyblast", Last Available: "2009-12"
4357	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4	0		Skill: "Surge of Icing", Last Available: "2009-12"
4358	blinking A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5	0		Skill: "Stealth Mistletoe", Last Available: "2009-12"
4359	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6	0		Skill: "Cringle's Curative Carol", Last Available: "2009-12"
4360	flavorless expired can of franks 'n' beans	4	decent	Last Available: "2009-12"
4361	tolerable strong expired bottle of peppermint schnapps	5	good	Last Available: "2009-12"
4362	snow halo	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2009-12"
4363	ghostly elf resistance button	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4364	non-chilled adjusted tumbling elven suicide capsule	0		Effect: "Uncaged Power", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2009-12"
4365	adequate penguin focaccia bread	4	good	Last Available: "2009-12"
4366	special mediocre herringcello	3	decent	Effect: "Tin, Man", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2009-12"
4367	special tolerable elven cellocello	4	good	Effect: "Coming Up Roses", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2009-12"
4368	shaking wrench handle	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4369	shaking shaking handful of headless bolts	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4370	bottle of agitprop ink	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4371	squat handful of wires	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4372	jittery chunk of cement	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4373	pulsating mirror grappling hook	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4374	huge elf ear	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4375	huge spiraling shape	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4376	Crimbomination Contraption	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4377	tumbling extremely unsafe throwing wrench	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2009-12"
4378	bouncing pair of bolt cutters of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Last Available: "2009-12"
4379	poison pen of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2009-12"
4380	spinning greedy speed limit shield	0		Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2009-12"
4381	blinking family-friendly live wire of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2009-12"
4382	aromatic reassuring misfit dolly	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2009-12"
4383	skewed blurry nippy fortified misfit hobby horse	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Cold Damage: +10, Last Available: "2009-12"
4384	upside-down ribald wizardly misfit teddy bear	0		Mysticality: +25, Sleaze Damage: +10, Last Available: "2009-12"
4385	stylish pocketwatch on a chain of the sewer	0		Moxie: +25, Stench Damage: +25, Last Available: "2009-12"
4386	blurry Jack Frost's cement sandals of the detective	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Item Drop: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-12"
4387	blurry gravedigger's Sinatra's night-vision goggles	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Spooky Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-12"
4388	passable elf mask	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2", Last Available: "2009-12"
4389	sinister peanut brittle shield	0		Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2009-12"
4390	Jeselnik's Red Rover BB gun of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Damage: +25, Last Available: "2009-12"
4391	frightening red-and-green sweater	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "[7094]Static Shock", Last Available: "2009-12"
4392	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	0		Skill: "Summon Crimbo Candy", Last Available: "2009-12"
4393	dry lime green Crimbo peppermint bark	0		Effect: "Tingly Wrists", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2009-12"
4394	denatured alkaline Crimbo fudge	0		Effect: "French Bronilla Brogueishness", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2009-12"
4395	Vulcanized Crimbo pecan	0		Effect: "Hairy Palms", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2009-12"
4396	Jack-in-the-box	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4397	mirror crank handle	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2009-12"
4398	spinning cheese ball	0		Last Available: "2010-01"
4399	supercool cheese sword	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2010-01", Stinky Cheese
4400	forbidden cheese diaper	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1.5xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2010-01", Stinky Cheese
4401	shaking crafty cheese wheel	0		Maximum MP: +10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2010-01", Stinky Cheese
4402	Tesla cheese eye	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Give Your Opponent the Stinkeye", Last Available: "2010-01", Stinky Cheese
4403	jittery veiny groovy boxer's Staff of Queso Escusado	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Moxie Percent: +10, Maximum HP: +10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2010-01", Stinky Cheese
4405	foreign box	0		
4406	The Art of Slapfighting	0		Class: "Seal Clubber", Skill: "Iron Palm Technique", Last Available: "2010-06"
4407	squat tumbling Uncle Romulus	0		Class: "Turtle Tamer", Skill: "Curiosity of Br'er Tarrypin", Last Available: "2010-03"
4408	blurry A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	0		Class: "Pastamancer", Skill: "Stringozzi Serpent", Last Available: "2010-04"
4409	blurry shaking Zu Mannk&auml;se Dienen	0		Class: "Sauceror", Skill: "K&auml;seso&szlig;esturm", Last Available: "2010-01"
4410	The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones	0		Class: "Disco Bandit", Skill: "Kung Fu Hustler", Last Available: "2011-01"
4411	spinning Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	0		Class: "Accordion Thief", Skill: "Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration", Last Available: "2010-02"
4412	small toothsome quantum taco	0	???	Last Available: "2010-10"
4413	tolerable Schr&ouml;dinger's thermos	0	???	Last Available: "2010-04"
4414	tumbling colorful plastic ball	0		Last Available: "2010-01"
4415	shaking lion tamer's sealhide hood	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 40"
4416	slick sealhide leggings	0		Moxie: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, cap 40"
4417	scorching sealhide cloak	0		Hot Damage: +25
4418	blurry Lo Pan's sealhide buckler	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30
4419	censurious sealhide whip	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3
4420	narrow nippy sealhide moccasins	0		Cold Damage: +10, Single Equip
4421	personal trainer's sealhide gloves	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10
4422	beefcake's sealhide belt	0		Muscle: +25
4423	sealhide snare	0		
4424	puzzling trophy	0		
4425	polarized bouncing lime green sealhide seal doll	0		Effect: "Spooky Demeanor", Effect Duration: 19
4426	blurry hymnal	0		Skill: "Canticle of Carboloading"
4428	ghostly healthy glowstick on a string	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Raveosity: +1
4429	huge arcane researcher's candy necklace	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Single Equip, Raveosity: +1
4430	bouncing cool teddybear backpack	0		Moxie: +5, Raveosity: +1
4431	NPZR chemistry set	0		Last Available: "2011-08"
4432	nitrogenated anodized maroon ghostly invisibility potion	0		Effect: "Radiated and Grodiated", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2011-08"
4433	adjusted triple-quantum irresistibility potion	0		Effect: "Orchid Blood", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2011-08"
4434	alkaline upside-down irritability potion	0		Effect: "Frog In Your Throat", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2011-08"
4436	shaking cube	0		Last Available: "2011-02"
4438	huge hellseal whisker	0		
4439	olive ghostly hellseal claw	0		
4440	weightlifter's guard turtle shell	0		Muscle: +15, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 40"
4441	cyan smooth crowbar	0		Moxie: +15
4442	maroon gravedigger's spaghetti cult rosary	0		Spooky Damage: +10
4443	green occult spaghetti cult mask	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xGhuol, cap 38"
4444	guard turtle collar	0		Familiar Damage: +10
4445	mirror supercool spangly mariachi pants	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "2xFairy, 2xPotato, cap 37"
4446	tumbling gravedigger's wizardly spangly mariachi vest	0		Mysticality: +25, Spooky Damage: +10
4447	wholesome spangly sombrero	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "2xFairy, 2xPotato, cap 37"
4448	boiled purple tumbling Instant Karma	1	decent	
4449	teal painting of a landscape	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4450	map to The Landscaper's Lair	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4451	smartaleck's pointy hat	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 27", Last Available: "2010-04"
4452	narrow bouncing censurious machetito	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2010-04"
4453	vibrating lawnmower blade	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2010-04"
4454	grass clippings	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
4455	personal trainer's The Landscaper's leafblower	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Last Available: "2010-04"
4456	snowball	0		
4457	snailmail bits	0		
4458	skewed red Socratic snailmail coif of the bloodbag	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Maximum HP: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 41"
4459	teal rock-hard snailmail breeches of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Damage Reduction: 5, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 0.5xFairy, cap 41"
4460	blurry lard-coated hardy snailmail hauberk	0		Maximum HP: +50, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
4461	polymerized colloidal seal-brain elixir	0		Effect: "Superioreo", Effect Duration: 65
4462	polymerized tarnished chocolate seal-clubbing club	0		Effect: "Sparkling Consciousness", Effect Duration: 32
4463	boiled squat chocolate turtle totem	0		Effect: "Scrappy, Shadowy", Effect Duration: 41
4464	pressed non-nitrogenated chocolate pasta spoon	0		Effect: "Full-Body Tan", Effect Duration: 15
4465	frozen warmed tumbling chocolate saucepan	0		Effect: "Phoenix, Right?", Effect Duration: 17
4466	concentrated quantum spinning blue chocolate disco ball	0		Effect: "Omphalotus Omnipresence", Effect Duration: 67
4467	altered huge upside-down jittery chocolate stolen accordion	0		Effect: "Winklered", Effect Duration: 53
4468	Libram of BRICKOs	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2010-02", Skill: "Summon BRICKOs"
4469	blinking yellow BRICKO brick	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4470	BRICKO eye brick	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4471	huge flame-retardant BRICKO hat	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 7", Last Available: "2010-02"
4472	stanky BRICKO pants	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, 2xLep, 1xPotato, cap 22", Last Available: "2010-02"
4473	tumbling executive BRICKO sword	0		Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2010-02"
4474	BRICKO ooze	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4475	BRICKO bat	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4476	twirling BRICKO oyster	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4477	upside-down BRICKO turtle	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4478	BRICKO elephant	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4479	BRICKO octopus	0		Last Available: "2010-02", Wiki Name: "BRICKO octopus (item)"
4480	twirling BRICKO python	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4481	BRICKO vacuum cleaner	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4482	blurry BRICKO airship	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4483	BRICKO cathedral	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4484	BRICKO gargantuchicken	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4485	BRICKO pyramid	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4486	BRICKO pearl	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4487	banded BRICKO bulwark	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Last Available: "2010-02"
4488	BRICKO trunk	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4489	gilded BRICKO brick	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4490	wobbly gilded BRICKO chalice	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4491	BRICKO brick	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4492	fuchsia twirling BRICKO brick	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4493	tumbling broken BRICKO brick	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4494	BRICKO reactor	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4495	BRICKO egg	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4496	extra-heavy BRICKO brick	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2010-02"
4497	deionized recording of The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder	0		Effect: "Brocolate Brostidigitation", Effect Duration: 13
4498	extra-tarnished recording of Benetton's Medley of Diversity	0		Effect: "Familial Ties", Effect Duration: 22
4499	Vulcanized extra-oxidized blue recording of Elron's Explosive Etude	0		Effect: "Hippy Flavor", Effect Duration: 44
4500	flattened polarized blue recording of Chorale of Companionship	0		Effect: "Woad Warrior", Effect Duration: 50
4501	anodized recording of Prelude of Precision	0		Effect: "Jungle Juiced", Effect Duration: 28
4502	denatured recording of Donho's Bubbly Ballad	0		Effect: "Grumpy and Ornery", Effect Duration: 34
4503	altered recording of Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	0		Effect: "The Power of Negative Thinking", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2010-02"
4504	smelly stiffened heart of the volcano	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Stench Spell Damage: +10
4505	moist energized denatured Northern pemmican	0		Effect: "Incredibly Hulking", Effect Duration: 19
4506	puzzling ribbon	0		
4507	Clan looking glass	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2010-03"
4508	triple-chilled oxidized spinning bouncing &quot;DRINK ME&quot; potion	0		Effect: "Cat-Alyzed", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2010-03"
4509	reflection of a map	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4510	low-calorie decent walrus ice cream	1	good	Last Available: "2010-03"
4511	snack-sized spoiled special beautiful soup	2	crappy	Effect: "Spooky Blur", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2010-03"
4512	eggman noodles	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4513	twirling Vial of <i>jus de larmes</i>	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4514	bland Humpty Dumplings	4	decent	Last Available: "2010-03"
4515	bland huge Lobster <i>qua</i> Grill	9	decent	Last Available: "2010-03"
4516	weak drinkable missing wine	2	good	Last Available: "2010-03"
4517	enchanted flavorless blue skewed jittery bouncing matter custard	3	decent	Effect: "'Roids of the Rhinoceros", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2010-03"
4518	Vulcanized oxidized comfit?	0		Effect: "Weird Flavor", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2010-03"
4519	ittah bittah hookah	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2010-03"
4520	careful dance instructor's flamingo mallet	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Monster Level: -10, Last Available: "2010-03"
4521	croquet hedgehog	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4522	Tiger-lily's milk	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2010-03"
4523	blinking skewed scandalous eye of the Tiger-lily of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +5, Last Available: "2010-03"
4524	rosewater-soaked wig of the businessman	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Meat Drop: +50, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, 1xGhuol, cap 17", Last Available: "2010-03"
4525	toothsome donut	3	awesome	Last Available: "2010-03"
4526	normal jumbo bucket of honey	5	good	Last Available: "2010-03"
4527	Sherlock's elephant stinger of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2010-03"
4528	moldy dragon snaps	4	crappy	Last Available: "2010-03"
4529	squat Da Vinci's snapdragon pistil of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Experience (Mysticality): +5, Last Available: "2010-03"
4530	skewed puff of smoke	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4531	tasty blue rook cookie	3	awesome	Last Available: "2010-03"
4532	spoiled mirror bishop cookie	4	crappy	Last Available: "2010-03"
4533	adequate snack-sized knight cookie	2	good	Last Available: "2010-03"
4534	thick bland shaking purple wobbly king cookie	5	decent	Last Available: "2010-03"
4535	moldy queen cookie	3	crappy	Effect: "Towering Strength", Last Available: "2010-03"
4536	fairy-worn boots	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-08"
4537	smooth insane tophat	0		Moxie: +15, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 7", Last Available: "2010-03"
4538	razor-sharp supercool helm of the knight	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 15", Last Available: "2010-03"
4539	wobbly spinning wristwatch of the knight of extreme caution of the overflowing toilet	0		Monster Level: -25, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-03", Nonstackable Watch
4540	skewed healthy brainy trousers of the knight	0		Mysticality: +5, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2.5xPotato, 2xLep, cap 15", Last Available: "2010-03"
4541	gravedigger's tophat	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, cap 25"
4542	tie of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
4543	shaking greasy tuxedo pants	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 25"
4544	tumbling porpoise	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4545	twirling pocketwatch	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4546	bandersnatch	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4547	twirling caterpillar	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4548	jittery blinking walrus	0		Last Available: "2010-03", Synergetic
4549	carpenter	0		Last Available: "2010-03", Synergetic
4550	dodo	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4551	spinning hardened detour shield	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Last Available: "2010-03"
4552	left parenthesis	0		
4553	spinning lowercase a	0		
4554	percent sign	0		
4555	narrow left bracket	0		
4556	huge right parenthesis	0		
4557	skewed tumbling dollar sign	0		
4558	equal sign	0		
4559	yellow record album	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4560	twirling map to Professor Jacking's laboratory	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4561	can of depilatory cream	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4562	hair of the calf	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4563	lousy world's most unappetizing beverage	3	decent	Last Available: "2010-04"
4564	tumbling Sinatra's slippery when wet shield	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Last Available: "2010-04"
4565	big stale upside-down raisin	5	decent	Last Available: "2010-04"
4566	shaking fly glasses	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Last Available: "2010-04"
4567	wobbly Tesla flyest of shirts of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2010-04"
4568	decent a dance upon the palate	4	good	Last Available: "2010-04"
4569	bite-sized stale prehistoric meteorite jawbreaker	1	decent	Last Available: "2010-04"
4570	Crazyleg's razor	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4571	moldy squirmy violent party snack	4	crappy	Last Available: "2010-04"
4572	can-you-dig-it? of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2010-04"
4573	gray The Legendary Beat	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4574	panicked kernel	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2010-04"
4575	bugged beanie	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Last Available: "2010-04"
4576	bugged balaclava	0		Monster Level: +20, Equips On: "Baby Bugged Bugbear", Last Available: "2010-04"
4577	bugged b&Atilde;&para;n&plusmn;&Atilde;&copy;t	0		Food Drop: +5, Pants Drop: +5, Candy Drop: +5, Equips On: "Baby Bugged Bugbear", Last Available: "2010-04"
4578	shaking huge meat st&permil;&iquest;bing club	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4579	triple-wet concentrated teal Knob G&Atilde;&para;blin l&Atilde;&sup2;ve potion	0		Effect: "Salamanderenity", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2010-04"
4580	blinking school Mafi<i>a kni</i>cke&frac12;&aelig; of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2010-04"
4581	chaotic T&Icirc;&curren;&loz;lisman of Bai&oslash;&Dagger; of the glutton	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2010-04", Wiki Name: "Bugged baio"
4582	bouncing fat bottom quark	0		Last Available: "2010-05"
4583	glob of skin	0		
4584	bland spinning six wedges of goat cheese	3	decent	
4585	collection of objects	0		
4586	tumbling boulder	0		
4587	green blurry goth	0		
4588	brown pixel	0		
4589	shellacked pixel whip	0		Damage Reduction: 7
4590	maroon savvy pixel chain whip	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Last Available: "2010-07"
4591	supercharged pixel morning star	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2010-07"
4592	pixel orb	0		Last Available: "2010-07"
4593	pixellated moneybag	0		Last Available: "2010-07"
4594	pixel cross	0		
4595	pixel holy water	0		Last Available: "2010-07"
4596	cyan map to Vanya's Castle	0		Last Available: "2010-07"
4597	8-Bit Power magazine	0		Last Available: "2010-07"
4598	cyan pixel stopwatch	0		Last Available: "2010-07"
4599	bottle opener	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4600	map to the Kegger in the Woods	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4601	watered-down mediocre jittery plastic cup of beer	2	decent	Last Available: "2010-06"
4602	orquette's phone number	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4603	olive bronze handcuffs	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4604	keg	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4605	jittery smartaleck's bottle of Goldschn&ouml;ckered of Flo-Jo	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Initiative: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Goldensh&ouml;wer", Last Available: "2010-06"
4606	spoiled yellow sun-dried tofu	4	crappy	Effect: "Deadened palate", Effect Duration: 1, Last Available: "2010-08"
4607	artisanal soyburger juice	3	EPIC	Effect: "Oversaturated Palate", Effect Duration: 1, Last Available: "2010-08"
4608	purple respected companion biscuit	0		Last Available: "2010-08"
4609	essential tofu	0		Last Available: "2010-08"
4610	galvanized blurry huge essential soy	0		Effect: "Fustulent", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2010-08"
4611	concentrated skewed essential cameraderie	0		Effect: "Springy Fusilli", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2010-08"
4612	souvenir drawing	0		Last Available: "2010-08"
4613	map to the Magic Commune	0		Last Available: "2010-08"
4614	clever Crown of Thrones	0		Maximum MP: +20, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2010-05"
4615	drinkable practically non-alcoholic squat upside-down Cinco Mayo Lager	1	good	Last Available: "2010-05"
4616	pulsating Underworld sapling	0		Last Available: "2009-10"
4617	pruning shears	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4618	plastic cup of flat beer	0		
4619	olive frisbee	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4620	motorcycle	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2010-06"
4621	Game Grid token	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4622	Game Grid ticket	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4623	warmed shaking chocolate-covered caviar	0		Effect: "Feeling No Pain", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2020-09"
4624	decent skewed pawn cookie	3	good	Last Available: "2010-06"
4625	modified coffee pixie stick	1	good	Last Available: "2010-06"
4626	huge superduperball	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4627	finger cuffs	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4628	parachute guy	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4629	clever plastic spider ring	0		Maximum MP: +20, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Shoot Web", Last Available: "2010-06"
4630	plastic kazoo of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2010-06"
4631	purple tumbling experienced inflatable baseball bat	0		Experience: +2, Last Available: "2010-06"
4632	banded googly-star hat of courage	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Spooky Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "atk", Last Available: "2010-06"
4633	reassuring Rosewater's googly-ball hat	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Spooky Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2010-06"
4634	jittery deadly sage googly-heart hat	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Weapon Damage: +5, Last Available: "2010-06"
4635	smelly vibrating super-sweet boom box	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Four Songs, Last Available: "2010-06"
4636	Game Grid valued membership card	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4637	horrifying Tesla sage sinister demon mask	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Spooky Damage: +25, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2010-06"
4638	shaking wholesome Da Vinci's strapping streetfighting champion's belt	0		Muscle: +5, Experience (Mysticality): +5, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-06"
4639	mirror asbestos-lined Socratic beefy Space Trip safety headphones	0		Muscle: +10, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Hot Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-06"
4640	LARP carp of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15
4641	bouncing dance instructor's KoL Con Six Pack of mayonnaise	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
4642	Gregarious Gregorian Smock of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3
4643	rxr shield of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Last Available: "2010-06"
4644	lion tamer's Juju Mojo Mask of Leguizamo of the businessman	0		Monster Level: +20, Experience (familiar): +2, Meat Drop: +50, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2010-07"
4645	Socratic space trooper helmet	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 2"
4646	prompt flame-wreathed coward's Meteoid ice beam	0		Monster Level: -20, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2011-12"
4647	jittery ghostly fortified Socratic Dungeon Fist gauntlet of the detective	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Damage Absorption: +60, Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2011-06"
4648	Schmalz's First Prize Beer	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4649	olive chiptune guitar	0		Item Drop: +25, Equips On: "Mini-Hipster", Familiar Effect: "item drop"
4650	fixed-gear bicycle	0		Experience: +3, Equips On: "Mini-Hipster", Familiar Effect: "stats"
4651	pulsating ironic moustache	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Familiar Effect: "+10 lbs"
4652	stanky Jack Frost's ironic knit cap	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 2xPotato, cap 10"
4653	ironic sunglasses	0		Single Equip, Thorns: 1
4654	huge Fonzie's ironic battle spoon	0		Experience (Moxie): +1
4655	greasy chaotic Socratic ironic jogging shorts	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 6xGhuol, cap 10"
4656	frosty mole skin notebook	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10
4657	pair of jeans	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4658	map to Ellsbury's Claim	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4659	blackberry galoshes of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Single Equip
4660	Lo Pan's trout fang of Leguizamo	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Monster Level: +20, Last Available: "2010-09"
4661	delicious poisonous caviar	3	awesome	Last Available: "2010-09"
4662	pickled wet venom duct	0		Effect: "Disco Inferno", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2010-09"
4663	Ellsbury's journal	0		Skill: "Unaccompanied Miner", Last Available: "2010-09"
4664	educational Ellsbury's skull of the cheetah	0		Experience: +1, Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2010-09"
4665	hot plate of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Thorns: 1
4666	chilly supercharged imp unity ring	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Cold Damage: +5
4667	squat green Victor, the Insult Comic Hellhound Puppet of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100
4668	red blinking observational glasses of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
4669	sinister hilarious comedy prop	0		Spell Damage: +10
4670	beer-scented teddy bear	0		
4671	irresponsibly strong artisanal booze-soaked cherry	6	EPIC	
4672	comfy pillow	0		
4673	bite-sized toothsome marshmallow	1	awesome	
4674	special normal gray sponge cake	3	good	Effect: "Celestial Body", Effect Duration: 5
4675	triple-distilled smooth gin-soaked blotter paper	10	awesome	
4676	tree-holed coin	0		
4677	unearthed volcanic meteoroid	0		Skill: "Volcanometeor Showeruption", Last Available: "2011-12"
4678	bouncing unearthed potsherd	0		
4679	red skewed volcanic ash	0		
4680	smoked potsherd	0		
4681	pottery shield of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Last Available: "2010-09"
4682	horrifying electrified pottery hat	0		Spooky Damage: +25, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cap 11", Last Available: "2010-09"
4683	frosty pottery training pants of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 2xGhuol, cap 12", Last Available: "2010-09"
4684	deadly pottery club	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Last Available: "2010-09"
4685	shaking boxer's pottery yo-yo	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Last Available: "2010-09"
4686	blinking pottery barn owl figurine	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4687	fossilized bat skull	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4688	upside-down fossilized serpent skull	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4689	fossilized baboon skull	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4690	narrow fossilized wyrm skull	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4691	fossilized wing	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4692	upside-down fossilized limb	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4693	fossilized torso	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4694	fossilized spine	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4695	skewed affordable teak perch	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2010-09"
4696	family-friendly hardy healthy Greatest American Pants	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Maximum HP: +50, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, 2.5xBarrr, 2xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2010-09"
4697	blurry greasy fossilized necklace	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2010-09"
4698	wobbly imp air	0		
4699	upside-down bus pass	0		
4700	fossilized spike	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4701	red waterlogged crate	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4702	spinning huge archaeologing shovel	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4703	dance instructor's red-hot medallion	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-09"
4704	tumbling tumbling fossilized demon skull	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4705	fossilized spider skull	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4706	skewed sinister tablet	0		
4707	E-Z Cook&trade; oven	0		
4708	My First Shaker&trade;	0		
4709	hippo tutu	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
4710	blurry immense ballet shoes	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4711	wobbly sweatpants	0		Familiar Effect: "8xPotato, cap 2"
4712	cyan GameInformPowerDailyPro subscription card	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-02"
4713	maroon popsicle stick	0		
4714	adequate lemon popsicle	4	good	
4715	stale popsicle	3	decent	
4716	tasty super-sized upside-down strawberry popsicle	5	awesome	
4717	normal low-calorie liver popsicle	1	good	
4718	lightning-fast mariachi hat	0		Initiative: +40, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
4719	smooth Hollandaise helmet	0		Moxie: +15, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
4720	organ grinder	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4721	shaking microwave stogie	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4722	half-sized normal green liver and let pie	2	good	Last Available: "2010-10"
4723	moldy jumbo wobbly badass pie	5	crappy	Last Available: "2010-10"
4724	bland miniature shoo-fish pie	2	decent	Last Available: "2010-10"
4725	rotten piping organ pie	3	crappy	Last Available: "2010-10"
4726	flavorless skewed igloo pie	3	decent	Last Available: "2010-10"
4727	moldy bite-sized pulsating stomach turnover	1	crappy	Last Available: "2010-10"
4728	low-calorie spoiled upside-down dead lights pie	1	crappy	Last Available: "2010-10"
4729	adequate thick throbbing organ pie	5	good	Last Available: "2010-10"
4730	jittery chaotic stop shield	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Last Available: "2009-12"
4731	nest egg	0		
4732	sleeping piano cat	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4733	kitty sheet music	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4734	rehearsing dramatic hedgehog	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4735	prop sword	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4736	tangle of rat tails	0		
4737	miser's beer-soaked mop	0		Meat Drop: +10
4738	perfectly mixed jittery day-old beer	3	EPIC	
4739	practically non-alcoholic tolerable plain beer	1	good	
4740	tolerable cyan jittery overpriced &quot;imported&quot; beer	4	good	
4741	gray smiling rat	0		
4742	skewed rat tooth polish	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4743	bone chips	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4744	non-pressed bouncing PlexiPips	0		Effect: "Inner Dog", Effect Duration: 31
4745	electrified liquefied Wax Flask	0		Effect: "Booooooze", Effect Duration: 57
4746	double-unsweetened Pain Dip	0		Effect: "Smoky Third Eye", Effect Duration: 63
4747	massive normal bone meal	7	good	Last Available: "2010-10"
4748	bad bone aperitif	3	decent	Last Available: "2010-10"
4749	razor-sharp bonerang	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Last Available: "2010-10"
4750	huge personal trainer's bone and arrows	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Last Available: "2010-10"
4751	experienced boning knife	0		Experience: +2, Last Available: "2010-10"
4752	bone crusher of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2010-10"
4753	arcane researcher's bone spurs	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-10"
4754	upside-down forbidden bonedanna of Leguizamo	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Monster Level: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 30", Last Available: "2010-10"
4755	boneana hammock of the overflowing toilet of the boozehound	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Booze Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xVolley, cap 30", Last Available: "2010-10"
4756	bag of bones	0		Last Available: "2010-10"
4757	Stabonic scroll	0		Last Available: "2010-10"
4758	nitrogenated wet candy skeleton	0		Effect: "Hoity Toity", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2020-09"
4759	squat Grumpy Bumpkin's Pumpkin Seed Catalog	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4760	blinking ghostly packet of pumpkin seeds	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4761	pumpkin	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4762	yellow huge pumpkin	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4763	low-calorie flavorless bouncing pumpkin pie	1	decent	Last Available: "2010-11"
4764	hand-crafted boozy blurry pumpkin beer	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2010-11"
4765	enhanced ghostly skewed pumpkin juice	0		Effect: "Tingly Elbows", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2010-11"
4766	pumpkin bomb	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4767	supercool beefcake's shin gourds	0		Muscle: +25, Moxie Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-11"
4768	flame-retardant hale Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern of the sweet-tooth	0		Maximum HP: +20, Hot Resistance: +1, Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2010-11"
4769	pumpkin carriage	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4770	Desert Bus pass	0		
4771	ginormous pumpkin	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4804	Essence of Annoyance	0		Skill: "Summon Annoyance"
4805	huge Unmotivator: Crashed Orca	0		Free Pull
4806	Unmotivator: Success Warrior	0		Free Pull
4807	lime green Unmotivator: Crashed Meat Car	0		Free Pull
4810	Holiday Hal's Happy-Time Fun Book!	0		Skill: "Summon Holiday Fun!"
4811	bouncing huge Holiday Fun!	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-12"
4812	squat Antagonistic Snowman Kit	0		Skill: "Summon Carrot"
4818	fancy miniature bland CRIMBCOIDS mints	2	decent	Effect: "Tightly-Wound Spine", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2011-01"
4819	can of CRIMBCOLA	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4820	snack-sized adequate CRIMBCOLOAF	2	good	Last Available: "2011-01"
4821	stale circular CRIMBCOOKIE	3	decent	Effect: "Mystic Circle", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2010-12"
4822	squat clever plastic CRIMBCO HQ	0		Maximum MP: +20, Last Available: "2010-12"
4823	grievous plastic fax machine	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2010-12"
4824	lime green Tesla plastic hobo elf	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2010-12"
4825	upside-down Fonzie's plastic Mr. Mination	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Last Available: "2010-12"
4826	upside-down plastic Best Game Ever of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2010-12"
4827	maroon hibernating robot reindeer	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2010-12"
4828	skewed S.L.E.I.G.H.B.E.L.L.S.	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2010-12"
4829	squat robot reindeer protocol P.R.A.N.C.E.R.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4830	robot reindeer protocol D.A.S.H.E.R.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4831	robot reindeer protocol D.O.N.N.E.R.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4832	robot reindeer protocol V.I.X.E.N.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4833	robot reindeer protocol C.U.P.I.D.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4834	squat robot reindeer protocol D.A.N.C.E.R.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4835	robot reindeer protocol C.O.M.E.T.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4836	spinning robot reindeer protocol B.L.I.T.Z.E.N.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4837	pulsating tumbling robot reindeer protocol R.U.D.O.L.P.H.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4838	robot reindeer protocol O.L.I.V.E.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4839	yummy triangular CRIMBCOOKIE	3	awesome	Effect: "Triangle, Man", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2010-12"
4840	rotten square CRIMBCOOKIE	3	crappy	Effect: "Square to be Hip", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2010-12"
4841	scandalous sizzling weightlifter's bindlestocking	0		Muscle: +15, Hot Damage: +10, Sleaze Damage: +5, Drops Items, Last Available: "2010-12"
4842	sleeping stocking	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4843	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker	0		Skill: "Toynado", Last Available: "2010-12"
4844	blurry The Joy of Wassailing	0		Skill: "Wassail", Last Available: "2010-12"
4845	yellow supercharged wholesome Uncle Hobo's stocking cap	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "atk", Last Available: "2010-12"
4846	fuchsia asbestos-lined curative Uncle Hobo's epic beard	0		Hot Resistance: +5, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-12"
4847	bouncing energetic Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants of Gandalf	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol", Last Available: "2010-12"
4848	upside-down blurry Annie Oakley's studded Uncle Hobo's fingerless tinsel gloves	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-12"
4849	aromatic Uncle Hobo's highest bough of the boozehound	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2010-12"
4850	Van der Graaf medical-grade Uncle Hobo's belt	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-12"
4851	chilled mirror chocolate cigar	0		Effect: "Cute Vision", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2010-12"
4852	gift-a-pult of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2010-12"
4853	double-diffused colloidal moist holly-flavored Hob-O	0		Effect: "Pride of the Vampire", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2020-09"
4854	narrow shaking CRIMBCO scrip	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4855	blurry Toot Oriole care package	0		
4856	paperclip	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4857	bottle of Blank-Out	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4858	narrow careful CRIMBCO lanyard	0		Monster Level: -10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-01"
4859	huge CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	0		Skill: "Fashionably Late", Last Available: "2011-01"
4860	jittery CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	0		Skill: "Executive Narcolepsy", Last Available: "2011-01"
4861	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	0		Skill: "Lunch Break", Last Available: "2011-01"
4862	mirror CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	0		Skill: "Offensive Joke", Last Available: "2011-01"
4863	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	0		Skill: "Managerial Manipulation", Last Available: "2011-01"
4864	wobbly photocopier	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4865	deluxe fax machine	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4866	green Workytime Tea	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4867	skewed mirror paperclip sproinger	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4868	hale steel-toed Socratic paperclip-on tie	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Damage Reduction: 9, Maximum HP: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-01"
4869	blurry curative paperclip pants of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xBarrr, cap 12", Last Available: "2011-01"
4870	huge censurious dangerous paperclip turban of extreme caution	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Monster Level: -25, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 12", Last Available: "2011-01"
4871	occult paperclip cape	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Last Available: "2011-01"
4872	upside-down glob of Blank-Out	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4873	ghostly photocopied monster	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4874	mirror gaudy key	0		
4875	wobbly twirling BGE merchandise order form	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4876	concentrated polarized pulsating chocolate bath ball	0		Effect: "Chock Full o' Nanites", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2011-01"
4877	deionized improved bacon bath ball	0		Effect: "Ruby-ous", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2011-01"
4878	modified altered incense bath ball	0		Effect: "Dreadful Sheen", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2011-01"
4879	warmed dry twirling myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball	0		Effect: "Tenacity of the Snapper", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2011-01"
4880	CRIMBCO mug	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4881	distilled mediocre spinning shaking CRIMBCO wine	5	decent	Last Available: "2011-01"
4882	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4883	gray toe jam	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4884	big tasty shaking twirling purple toe jam toast	5	awesome	Last Available: "2011-01"
4885	cyan traffic jam	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4886	miniature rotten traffic jam toast	2	crappy	Last Available: "2011-01"
4887	wobbly space jam	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4888	decent snack-sized space jam toast	2	good	Last Available: "2011-01"
4889	irradiated motivational poster	0		Effect: "Dilated Pupils", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2011-01"
4890	narrow sack lunch	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4891	bath ball gift set	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4892	huge blinking slow jam collection	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4893	narrow blinking BGE shotglass	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4894	moldy festive sausage	3	crappy	Last Available: "2011-01"
4895	normal narrow holiday cheese log	4	good	Last Available: "2011-01"
4896	holiday log	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4897	upside-down scorching Samson's BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Hot Damage: +25, Last Available: "2010-12"
4898	twirling Jim Carey's BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: 10, Last Available: "2010-12"
4899	sizzling BGE pocket calendar	0		Hot Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-12"
4900	bouncing BGE temporary tattoo	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4901	Tesla BGE plastic toy	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-12"
4902	stapler bear of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2010-12"
4903	Jim Carey's adhesive tape dolly	0		Monster Level: +25, Last Available: "2010-12"
4904	blurry scissor duck of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2010-12"
4905	red coal paperweight	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4906	tumbling squat jingle bell	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4907	squat executive frosty Seven Loco	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2010-09"
4908	Loathing Legion knife	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4909	wobbly miser's Loathing Legion many-purpose hook	0		Meat Drop: +10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4910	razor-sharp Loathing Legion moondial	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4911	shaking Loathing Legion necktie of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4912	dance instructor's Loathing Legion knife	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4913	scorching Loathing Legion corkscrew	0		Hot Damage: +25, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4914	skewed stylish Loathing Legion can opener	0		Moxie: +25, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4915	narrow wobbly supercharged Fonzie's Loathing Legion chainsaw	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4916	fuchsia brainy Loathing Legion rollerblades	0		Mysticality: +5, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4917	spinning beefcake's Loathing Legion flamethrower	0		Muscle: +25, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4918	bouncing Loathing Legion tattoo needle	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4919	pulsating sharpshooter's Loathing Legion defibrillator	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4920	squat Loathing Legion double prism of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4921	crafty Loathing Legion tape measure	0		Maximum MP: +10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4922	hardened Loathing Legion kitchen sink	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4923	manspreader's Loathing Legion abacus	0		Monster Level: +10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4924	Loathing Legion helicopter	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4925	jittery experienced Loathing Legion pizza stone	0		Experience: +2, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4926	Loathing Legion universal screwdriver	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4927	Loathing Legion jackhammer	0		Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4928	blinking Loathing Legion hammer of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4929	Uncle Crimbo's Sack	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4930	blinking Folder Holder	0		Last Available: "2013-08"
4937	a angel	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4938	quake of arrows	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4939	tumbling time's arrow	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4940	jittery arrowgram	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4941	bland thick Knob jelly donut	5	decent	
4942	Knob cake	0		
4943	Knob cake pan	0		
4944	Knob batter	0		
4945	tumbling Knob frosting	0		
4946	unfrosted Knob cake	0		
4947	ghostly Cobb's Knob Menagerie key	0		
4948	teal GOTO	0		
4949	tarnished weremoose spit	0		Effect: "Bilious Brawn", Effect Duration: 36
4950	colloidal double-ionized huge abominable blubber	0		Effect: "Cosmic Flavor", Effect Duration: 13
4951	twirling hale flimsy clipboard	0		Maximum HP: +20
4952	denatured baggie of sugar	0		Effect: "Bilious Briskness", Effect Duration: 36
4953	manspreader's whalebone corset of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Monster Level: +10, Single Equip
4954	executive oven mitts	0		Meat Drop: +40, Single Equip
4955	stale yellow overcookie	3	decent	
4956	adequate philosopher's scone	3	good	
4957	liquefied triple-wet improved half-baked potion	0		Effect: "Super-Charged", Effect Duration: 42
4958	flame-retardant Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar	0		Hot Resistance: +1
4959	rotten thick tumbling Knob nuts	5	crappy	
4960	enchanted bad Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	4	decent	Effect: "Ripping, Dripping", Effect Duration: 35
4961	Subject 37 file	0		
4962	shaking wool mysterious lapel pin of the cheetah	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Initiative: +60, Single Equip
4963	state loom	0		Familiar Weight: +10
4964	jittery Evilometer	0		
4965	Sorcerers of the Shore Grimoire	0		Free Pull, Skill: "Summon Alice's Army Cards"
4966	Pack of Alice's Army Cards	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4967	Alice's Army Swordsman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4968	Alice's Army Spearsman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4969	Alice's Army Halberder	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4970	shaking yellow Alice's Army Guard	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4971	Alice's Army Wallman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4972	Alice's Army Ninja	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4973	blinking Alice's Army Alchemist	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4974	Alice's Army Page	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4975	Alice's Army Shieldmaiden	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4976	Alice's Army Mad Bomber	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4977	jittery blurry Alice's Army Nurse	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4978	Alice's Army Hammerman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4979	jittery wobbly Alice's Army Bowman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4980	Alice's Army Lanceman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4981	Alice's Army Horseman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4982	narrow Alice's Army Coward	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4983	ghostly Alice's Army Cleric	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4984	tumbling Alice's Army Sniper	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4985	ghostly Alice's Army Dervish	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4986	blue Alice's Army Martyr	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4987	Pack of Alice's Army Foil Cards	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4988	Alice's Army Foil Swordsman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4989	Alice's Army Foil Spearsman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4990	Alice's Army Foil Halberder	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4991	bouncing Alice's Army Foil Guard	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4992	Alice's Army Foil Wallman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4993	upside-down Alice's Army Foil Ninja	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4994	Alice's Army Foil Alchemist	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4995	bouncing Alice's Army Foil Page	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4996	Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4997	Alice's Army Foil Mad Bomber	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4998	Alice's Army Foil Nurse	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4999	bouncing Alice's Army Foil Hammerman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5000	Alice's Army Foil Bowman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5001	twirling Alice's Army Foil Lanceman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5002	tumbling Alice's Army Foil Horseman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5003	Alice's Army Foil Coward	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5004	Alice's Army Foil Cleric	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5005	Alice's Army Foil Sniper	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5006	Alice's Army Foil Dervish	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5007	spinning ghostly huge Alice's Army Foil Martyr	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5008	Single Alice's Army Foil	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5009	red frightening card sleeve	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2011-03"
5010	evil eye	0		
5011	Alice's Army Foil tattoo	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5012	Ye Wizard's Shack snack voucher	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5013	big yummy wasabi pocky	5	awesome	Last Available: "2011-03"
5014	flavorless tobiko pocky	3	decent	Last Available: "2011-03"
5015	flavorless small natto pocky	2	decent	Last Available: "2011-03"
5016	extra-dry tolerable shaking wasabi-infused sake	5	good	Last Available: "2011-03"
5017	mediocre tobiko-infused sake	4	decent	Last Available: "2011-03"
5018	artisanal strong natto-infused sake	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-03"
5019	frozen teal wasabi marble soda	0		Effect: "Rushtacean'", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2011-03"
5020	irradiated alkaline pulsating tobiko marble soda	0		Effect: "Sensation", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2011-03"
5021	vacuum-sealed denatured shaking natto marble soda	0		Effect: "Updated", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2011-03"
5022	mirror Alice's Army booster box	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5023	altered upside-down elderly jawbreaker	0		Effect: "Human-Insect Hybrid", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2020-09"
5024	triple-distilled perfectly mixed teal marshmallow flamb&eacute;	9	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-03"
5025	acceptable cranberry schnapps	3	good	Last Available: "2011-03"
5026	acceptable breaded beer	3	good	Last Available: "2011-03"
5027	perfectly mixed tumbling soy cordial	4	super EPIC	Last Available: "2011-03"
5028	upside-down dance instructor's Samson's astral bludgeon of Gandalf	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Spell Critical Percent: +20
5029	ghostly stiffened astral shield of courage	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Spooky Resistance: +3
5030	reassuring hale Sinatra's astral chapeau	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Maximum HP: +20, Spooky Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 12"
5031	shaking nippy Lo Pan's forbidden astral bracer	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Cold Damage: +10
5032	frightening crafty curative astral longbow	0		Maximum MP: +10, Spooky Damage: +5, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
5033	forbidden strapping astral shorts of the blizzard	0		Muscle: +5, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xGhoul, cap 12"
5034	avaricious dog trainer's crafty astral mace	0		Maximum MP: +10, Experience (familiar): +1, Meat Drop: +30
5035	savvy cool astral trousers of bravery	0		Moxie: +5, Mysticality Percent: +20, Spooky Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 12"
5036	jittery friendly banded sage astral ring	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Damage Absorption: +100, Familiar Weight: +3
5037	skewed knitted mansplainer's hale astral statuette	0		Maximum HP: +20, Monster Level: +15, Cold Resistance: +3
5038	narrow skewed nippy wicked Rosewater's astral pistol	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Spell Damage: +5, Cold Damage: +10
5039	mirror electrified sage astral mask	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
5040	astral pet sweater	0		Familiar Weight: +10
5041	nasty friendly groovy astral shirt	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Familiar Weight: +3, Stench Damage: +5
5042	flame-wreathed sage astral belt	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +10
5043	toothsome teal astral hot dog	4	???	
5044	delicious astral pilsner	3	???	
5045	astral hot dog dinner	0		
5046	astral six-pack	0		
5047	Clan shower	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-04"
5048	shard of double-ice	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5049	jittery frightening therapeutic double-ice cap of Flo-Jo	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Initiative: +100, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 17", Last Available: "2011-04"
5050	knitted Oprah's beefcake's double-ice box	0		Muscle: +25, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Cold Resistance: +3, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2011-04"
5051	brawny double-ice britches of the cougar of dire peril	0		Moxie: +20, Muscle Percent: +20, Weapon Damage: +20, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 3xVolley, 3xLep, cap 17", Last Available: "2011-04"
5052	shaking narrow handful of numbers	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
5053	fuchsia Lars the Cyberian	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5054	intriguing puzzle box	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5055	upside-down obnoxious riddle	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5056	best joke ever	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5057	oxidized pulsating Atomic Comic	0		Effect: "Weather, Man", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2011-04"
5058	extra-polymerized Red Pill	0		Effect: "Spookyravin'", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2011-04"
5059	red Skullhead's Screw	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5060	mysterious present	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5061	boxing-glove-in-a-box	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5062	voodoo doll	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5063	the finger	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5064	Salsa de las Epocas	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5065	stale spaghetti con calaveras	3	decent	Last Available: "2011-04"
5066	red tumbling s'more gun	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5067	bland popcorn	3	decent	Last Available: "2011-04"
5068	normal chaos popcorn	4	good	Last Available: "2011-04"
5069	veiny banded supercool hole	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Damage Absorption: +100, Maximum HP: +10, Last Available: "2011-04"
5070	pulsating innuendo	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5071	normal s'more	0	good	Last Available: "2011-04"
5072	huge diamond ring	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5073	lousy Russian Ice	3	decent	Last Available: "2011-04"
5074	gray energetic clay ashtray	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2011-05"
5075	lion tamer's lanyard	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5076	bouncing stanky monster pants	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "3xVolley, 3xPotato, cap 17", Last Available: "2011-05"
5077	cyan box of Pok&euml;mann band-aids	0		Last Available: "2011-05"
5078	altered improved Pok&euml;mann band-aid	0		Effect: "Mistified", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2011-05"
5079	knitted Van der Graaf helmet of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Cold Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, cap 7", Last Available: "2011-05"
5080	squat resourceful crutch	0		Maximum MP: +50, Last Available: "2011-05"
5081	spinning Samson's shock belt	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5082	wet blue tumbling Okee-Dokee soda	0		Effect: "Full of Vinegar", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2011-05"
5083	fuchsia rubber band gun of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2011-05"
5084	Usain Bolt's pin-stripe slacks	0		Initiative: +80, Familiar Effect: "6xSombrero, 2xPotato, cap 7", Last Available: "2011-05"
5085	Lo Pan's gloves	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5086	dry bouncing correction fluid	0		Effect: "Frost Tea", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2011-05"
5087	bouncing hardy Pok&euml;mann figurine: Porkachu	0		Maximum HP: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5088	bouncing savvy Pok&euml;mann figurine: Magikrap	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5089	wobbly double-paned Pok&euml;mann figurine: Vegemite	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5090	hardy Pok&euml;mann figurine: Vermouth	0		Maximum HP: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5091	blinking Pok&euml;mann figurine: Smugleaf of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5092	energetic Pok&euml;mann figurine: Twitter	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5093	huge Pok&euml;mann figurine: Bloodkip of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5094	razor-sharp Pok&euml;mann figurine: Hoboking	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5095	Pok&euml;mann figurine: Duck of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5096	bouncing mirror family-friendly Pok&euml;mann figurine: Nothing	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5097	twirling nasty Pok&euml;mann figurine: Kagosan	0		Stench Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5098	mirror blue scorching Pok&euml;mann figurine: Galumpagump	0		Hot Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5099	Samson's Pok&euml;mann figurine: Shoggoth	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5100	huge medical-grade Pok&euml;mann figurine: Frank	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5101	aromatic Pok&euml;mann figurine: Moog	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5102	electrified quantum fuchsia willyweed	0		Effect: "Disco Inferno", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2011-05"
5103	polymerized huge Nuclear Blastball	0		Effect: "Nightstalkin'", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2011-05"
5104	irradiated blinking fish juice box	0		Effect: "Heart of Green", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2011-05"
5105	red paint bomb	0		Last Available: "2011-05"
5106	ghostly hideous egg	0		Last Available: "2011-05"
5107	hand-crafted weak fancy Jeppson's Malort	2	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	Effect: "I See Everything Thrice!", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2011-06"
5108	fistful of ashes	0		
5109	Usain Bolt's stress ball	0		Initiative: +80, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Squeeze Stress Ball", Last Available: "2011-05"
5110	Li'l Businessman Kit	0		Meat Drop: +5, Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2011-05"
5111	huge smartaleck's Ultracolor&trade; shirt	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Last Available: "2011-05"
5112	My Own Pen Pal kit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
5113	packet of orchid seeds	0		
5114	blinking stomp box	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
5115	hedge trimmers	0		
5116	yellow A. W. O. L. commendation	0		Last Available: "2011-05"
5117	reconstituted crow	0		Last Available: "2011-05"
5118	bird brain	0		
5119	spinning busted wings	0		
5120	Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery	0		Last Available: "2011-05"
5121	pulsating twirling vibrating stiffened supercool Admiral's hat	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Damage Reduction: 1, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk", Last Available: "2011-05"
5122	Jeselnik's coward's personal trainer's aviator's cap	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Monster Level: -20, Sleaze Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 12", Last Available: "2011-05"
5123	tumbling curative mirrored aviator shades of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5124	Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy	0		Skill: "Natural Born Skeleton Killer", Last Available: "2011-05"
5125	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5126	skewed mirror Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5127	huge Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5128	jittery Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5129	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5130	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5131	oxidized alkaline Ultrasoldier Serum	0		Effect: "Ripping, Dripping", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2011-06"
5132	stale elven hardtack	3	decent	Last Available: "2011-06"
5133	artisanal narrow elven squeeze	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-06"
5134	jittery lunar isotope	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5135	E.M.U. joystick	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5136	E.M.U. rocket thrusters	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5137	E.M.U. helmet	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5138	cyan E.M.U. harness	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5139	carton of astral energy drinks	0		
5140	dried twirling yellow astral energy drink	1		
5141	Thwaitgold bee statuette	0		
5142	jittery moon unit	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5143	E.M.U. Unit	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5144	blue handful of honey	0		
5145	wet ionized honeypot	0		Effect: "Heart Aflame", Effect Duration: 11
5146	decent wild honey pie	3	good	
5147	bad cyan honey mead	3	decent	
5148	ribald sharpshooter's cool honey dipper	0		Moxie: +5, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Sleaze Damage: +10
5149	Usain Bolt's lightning-fast Sherlock's honeybritches	0		Item Drop: +25, Initiative: 120, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 2xGhuol, cap 43"
5150	flame-wreathed hardened honeycap of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Damage Reduction: 3, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 43"
5151	narrow cyan bouncing Newton's Moonthril Circlet	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2011-06"
5152	Lo Pan's Moonthril Greaves	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "cap 25", Last Available: "2011-06"
5153	jittery Moonthril Flamberge of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2011-06"
5154	Moonthril Longbow of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2011-06"
5155	twirling supercool Moonthril Cuirass	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-06"
5156	spinning smelly plush alielf	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2011-06"
5157	flattened Comet Drop	0		Effect: "Chilblains of the Corn", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2020-09"
5158	twirling dance instructor's plush dogcat	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Last Available: "2011-06"
5159	shaking Rosewater's plush hamsterpus	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Last Available: "2011-06"
5160	scandalous plush ferrelf	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Last Available: "2011-06"
5161	hardy plush alien hamsterpus	0		Maximum HP: +50, Last Available: "2011-06"
5162	plush mutated alielf of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2011-06"
5163	resourceful stiffened plush mutated alielephant	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Maximum MP: +50, Last Available: "2011-06"
5164	pulsating bouncing mysterious chest	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-06"
5165	jittery yellow gravedigger's girl	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Last Available: "2011-06"
5166	huge top hat and cane	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5167	synthetic dog hair pill	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5168	shaking distention pill	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5169	elven medi-pack	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5170	pressed adjusted transporter transponder	0		Effect: "Cuts Like a Lightly-Buttered Knife", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2011-06"
5171	Map to Safety Shelter Ronald Prime	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5172	squat Map to Safety Shelter Grimace Prime	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5173	shaking elven magi-pack	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5174	triple-distilled delicious Saison du Lune	7	awesome	Last Available: "2011-06"
5175	mediocre irresponsibly strong squat Moonthril Schnapps	8	decent	Last Available: "2011-06"
5176	triple-distilled artisanal Wrecked Generator	8	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-06"
5177	flavorless ghostly Spaghetti with Moonballs	3	decent	Last Available: "2011-06"
5178	decent Crepes a la Lune	3	good	Last Available: "2011-06"
5179	adequate Moon Pie	3	good	Last Available: "2011-06"
5180	quantum Comet Pop	0		Effect: "Knob Goblin Lust Frenzy", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2011-06"
5181	super-unsweetened aerosolized bouncing Flan in the Moon	0		Effect: "High Blood Chocolate Content", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2011-06"
5182	oxidized warmed 1/6th Pound Cake	0		Effect: "Arabian Knighthood", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2011-06"
5183	purple spinning bouncing Mint-in-box Moonthril Circlet	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5184	Mint-in-box Moonthril Greaves	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5185	teal wobbly Mint-in-box Moonthril Cuirass	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5186	Mint-in-box Moonthril Flamberge	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5187	narrow Mint-in-box Moonthril Longbow	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5188	quantum anodized honey stick	0		Effect: "Spell Transfer Complete", Effect Duration: 26
5189	pickled double-ice gum	0		Effect: "Super Accuracy", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2011-04"
5190	pulsating supercharged thinker's Operation Patriot Shield of Leguizamo	0		Mysticality: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Monster Level: +20, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Throw Shield", Last Available: "2011-07", Variable
5191	squirming egg sac	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5192	dry tarnished ionized narrow blue corrupted data	0		Effect: "Strong Grip", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2011-06"
5193	huge 11-inch knob sausage	0		
5194	exorcised sandwich	0		
5195	Banfoy's Boutique Order Form	0		Last Available: "2011-07"
5196	jittery up-at-dawn Great S-Cape	0		Adventures: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-07"
5197	miser's Marvelous Unitard	0		Meat Drop: +10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-07"
5198	pickled gooey paste	1	awesome	Effect: "Rotten Memories", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2011-08"
5199	mixed purple beastly paste	1	good	Effect: "Ooh, Sweet!", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2011-08"
5200	denatured wobbly paste	1	EPIC	Effect: "Nut-Rition", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2011-08"
5201	vaporized ectoplasmic paste	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-08"
5202	vaporized shaking greasy paste	1	crappy	Last Available: "2011-08"
5203	dried blinking blinking wobbly bug paste	1	decent	Last Available: "2011-08"
5204	denatured ghostly blurry hippy paste	1	crappy	Effect: "Disco Neuropathy", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2011-08"
5205	boiled huge orc paste	1	awesome	Effect: "Preemptive Medicine", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2011-08"
5206	vaporized demonic paste	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-08"
5207	mixed huge twirling indescribably horrible paste	1	decent	Effect: "Good Karma", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2011-08"
5208	powdered paste	1	decent	Effect: "Human-Humanoid Hybrid", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2011-08"
5209	distilled huge goblin paste	1	awesome	Effect: "Thick, Sick", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2011-08"
5210	altered blurry red pirate paste	1	good	Last Available: "2011-08"
5211	distilled chlorophyll paste	1	good	Last Available: "2011-08"
5212	dehydrated skewed blurry paste	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-08"
5213	twisted narrow Mer-kin paste	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-08"
5214	diluted narrow upside-down slimy paste	1	decent	Last Available: "2011-08"
5215	altered twirling penguin paste	1	awesome	Last Available: "2011-08"
5216	powdered pulsating lime green elemental paste	1	EPIC	Effect: "Flamb&eacute;-a-thon", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2011-08"
5217	vaporized twirling cosmic paste	1	good	Last Available: "2011-08"
5218	altered jittery hobo paste	1	awesome	Last Available: "2011-08"
5219	dried gray Crimbo paste	1	decent	Last Available: "2011-08"
5220	fuchsia Teachings of the Fist	0		
5221	twirling fat loot token	0		No Pull
5222	squat yellow Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette	0		
5223	Tome of Clip Art	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-09", Skill: "Summon Clip Art"
5224	rotten spinning Ur-Donut	4	crappy	Last Available: "2011-09"
5225	upside-down twirling The Bomb	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5226	box of Familiar Jacks	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5227	smooth bucket of wine	3	awesome	Last Available: "2011-09"
5228	normal shaking ultrafondue	3	good	Last Available: "2011-09"
5229	shaking maroon unbearable light	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5230	snowflake	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5231	crystal skull	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5232	gray borrowed time	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5233	box of hammers	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5234	double-paned shining halo	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-09"
5235	dangerous furry halo	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-09"
5236	curative frosty halo	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-09"
5237	purple smelly time halo	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-09"
5238	perfectly mixed bouncing Lumineux Limnio	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-09"
5239	perfectly mixed Morto Moreto	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-09"
5240	mediocre Temps Tempranillo	3	decent	Last Available: "2011-09"
5241	smooth Bordeaux Marteaux	3	awesome	Last Available: "2011-09"
5242	boozy mediocre Fromage Pinotage	5	decent	Last Available: "2011-09"
5243	special acceptable irresponsibly strong Beignet Milgranet	9	good	Effect: "Medieval Mage Mayhem", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2011-09"
5244	smooth Muschat	3	awesome	Last Available: "2011-09"
5245	adequate cool jelly donut	4	good	Last Available: "2011-09"
5246	enchanted half-sized adequate huge shrapnel jelly donut	2	good	Effect: "Innately Wise", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2011-09"
5247	stale small occult jelly donut	2	decent	Last Available: "2011-09"
5248	massive yummy pulsating shaking thyme jelly donut	6	awesome	Last Available: "2011-09"
5249	moldy danish	3	crappy	Last Available: "2011-09"
5250	low-calorie flavorless ghostly blinking smashed danish	1	decent	Last Available: "2011-09"
5251	flavorless forbidden danish	4	decent	Last Available: "2011-09"
5252	normal cool cat claw	4	good	Last Available: "2011-09"
5253	huge flavorless special blunt cat claw	6	decent	Effect: "Human-Human Hybrid", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2011-09"
5254	normal miniature fancy shadowy cat claw	2	good	Effect: "Musky", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2011-09"
5255	rotten jumbo bouncing cheezburger	5	crappy	Last Available: "2011-09"
5256	delicious jumbo ghostly toasted brie	5	awesome	Last Available: "2011-09"
5257	extra-energized triple-quantum shaking potion of the field gar	0		Effect: "Rosewater Mark", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2011-09"
5258	corrupted too legit potion	0		Effect: "Knob Goblin Lust Frenzy", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2011-09"
5259	colloidal denatured Bright Water	0		Effect: "Poker Faced", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2011-09"
5260	double-magnetized ghostly cold-filtered water	0		Effect: "Protection from Bad Stuff", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2011-09"
5261	unsweetened denatured graveyard snowglobe	0		Effect: "Sparkling Consciousness", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2011-09"
5262	corrupted liquefied cool cat elixir	0		Effect: "protect.enq", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2011-09"
5263	pressed altered skewed potion of the captain's hammer	0		Effect: "Swimming Head", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2011-09"
5264	anodized potion of X-ray vision	0		Effect: "Be a Mind Master", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2011-09"
5265	corrupted potion of the litterbox	0		Effect: "Grumpy and Ornery", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2011-09"
5266	super-energized mirror twirling potion of animal rage	0		Effect: "Nutrient-Rich", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2011-09"
5267	quantum irradiated potion of punctual companionship	0		Effect: "Hairless and Airless", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2011-09"
5268	jittery holy bomb, batman	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5269	bobcat grenade	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5270	squat chocolate frosted sugar bomb	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5271	spinning twirling broken glass grenade	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5272	mirror noxious gas grenade	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5273	skull with a fuse in it	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5274	boozebomb	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5275	twirling hammerus of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Last Available: "2011-09"
5276	maroon mirror pulsating crafty blunt icepick	0		Maximum MP: +10, Last Available: "2011-09"
5277	brawny fluorescent lightbulb	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Last Available: "2011-09"
5278	maroon nippy healthy blammer	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Cold Damage: +10, Last Available: "2011-09"
5279	clock-cleaning hammer of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2011-09"
5280	4:20 bomb	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5281	rosewater-soaked broken clock	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2011-09"
5282	bouncing miser's dethklok	0		Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2011-09"
5283	wobbly blurry avaricious glacial clock	0		Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2011-09"
5284	Gygaxian Libram	0		Last Available: "2011-09", Skill: "Summon Dice"
5285	d4	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5286	d6	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5287	d8	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5288	d10	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5289	squat d12	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5290	d20	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5291	shaking generic healing potion	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5292	wobbly generic mana potion	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5293	generic restorative potion	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5294	kobold treasure hoard	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5295	newborn kobold	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5296	slightly thicker filthy rags	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-09"
5297	dungeon dragon chest	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5298	normal half-sized phish stick	2	good	Last Available: "2011-09"
5299	Tesla plastic vampire fangs of extreme caution of the glutton	0		Monster Level: -25, Food Drop: +100, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Feed", Last Available: "2011-10"
5300	Interview With You (a Vampire)	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5301	bouncing Make-Your-Own-Vampire-Fangs kit	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5302	skewed twirling your own heart	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5303	Sword of the Brouhaha Prince of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2011-10"
5304	ghostly squat sizzling clever brainy Chalice of the Malkovich Prince	0		Mysticality: +5, Maximum MP: +20, Hot Damage: +10, Last Available: "2011-10"
5305	vibrating Sceptre of the Torremolinos Prince	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2011-10"
5306	shaking Jack Frost's Medallion of the Ventrilo Prince	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2011-10"
5307	Haunted Sorority House staff guide	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5308	ghost trap	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5309	fuchsia chainsaw chain	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5310	pulsating lime green shotgun shell	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5311	yellow ghostly funhouse mirror	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5312	quantum ghostly body paint	0		Effect: "Sweet and Green", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2011-10"
5313	irradiated alkaline cyan squat necrotizing body spray	0		Effect: "Egg Burps", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2011-10"
5314	pickled moist jittery bite-me-red lipstick	0		Effect: "Bone Homie", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2011-10"
5315	denatured fuchsia whisker pencil	0		Effect: "Brother Corsican's Blessing", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2011-10"
5316	alkaline energized skewed press-on ribs	0		Effect: "Grumpy and Ornery", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2011-10"
5317	nitrogenated pickled Rattlin' Chains	0		Effect: "Gummi-Grin", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2011-10"
5318	tarnished Gummy Brains	0		Effect: "Fratty Flavor", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2011-10"
5319	vacuum-sealed modified squat jittery spinning Blood 'n' Plenty	0		Effect: "Sleazy Hands", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2011-10"
5320	irradiated diffused Lobos Mints	0		Effect: "Your Eyes are Peeled!", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2011-10"
5321	pressed oxidized Sweet Sword	0		Effect: "Superheroic", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2011-10"
5322	bad Ecto-Cooler	3	decent	Last Available: "2011-10"
5323	watered-down delicious Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	2	awesome	Last Available: "2011-10"
5324	tolerable Blood Light	3	good	Last Available: "2011-10"
5325	drinkable Silver Bullet beer	3	good	Last Available: "2011-10"
5326	lousy squat Bone's Farm &quot;wine&quot;	4	decent	Last Available: "2011-10"
5327	ghost protocol	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5328	activated dry sorority brain	0		Effect: "Inner Dog", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2011-10"
5329	concentrated polymerized Nightstalker perfume	0		Effect: "items.enh", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2011-10"
5330	non-alkaline quantum red drum of pomade	0		Effect: "Pyromania", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2011-10"
5331	throwing bone	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5332	extra-see-thru nightie of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2011-10"
5333	auspicious nippy BRAINS shorts	0		Cold Damage: +10, Item Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1.5xGhuol", Last Available: "2011-10"
5334	beefcake's Mesmereyes&trade; contact lenses	0		Muscle: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-10"
5335	flame-wreathed scrunchie	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-10"
5336	chaotic quilted extremely skinny jeans	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy", Last Available: "2011-10"
5337	spinning thinker's The Necbromancer's Hat of dire peril	0		Mysticality: +10, Weapon Damage: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr", Last Available: "2011-10"
5338	mirror Temple Grandin's Van der Graaf savvy The Necbromancer's Stein	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Familiar Weight: +7, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2011-10"
5339	ghostly red steel-toed smooth The Necbromancer's Shorts of courage	0		Moxie: +15, Damage Reduction: 9, Spooky Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xGhuol", Last Available: "2011-10"
5340	censurious smelly The Necbromancer's Wizard Staff of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2011-10"
5341	The Necbronomicon	0		Skill: "Summon &quot;Boner Battalion&quot;", Last Available: "2011-10"
5342	drinkable The Cooler Out of Space	3	good	Last Available: "2011-10"
5343	The Necbronomicon (used)	0		Skill: "Summon &quot;Boner Battalion&quot;", Last Available: "2011-10"
5344	sorority girl's box	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5345	activated Necbro wafers	0		Effect: "Human-Beast Hybrid", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2020-09"
5346	death blossom	0		
5347	jittery A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used)	0		Skill: "Holiday Weight Gain", Last Available: "2009-12"
5348	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used)	0		Skill: "Jingle Bells", Last Available: "2009-12"
5349	gray A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used)	0		Skill: "Candyblast", Last Available: "2009-12"
5350	purple A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used)	0		Skill: "Surge of Icing", Last Available: "2009-12"
5351	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used)	0		Skill: "Stealth Mistletoe", Last Available: "2009-12"
5352	mirror A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used)	0		Skill: "Cringle's Curative Carol", Last Available: "2009-12"
5353	jar of oil	0		
5354	The Art of Slapfighting (used)	0		Class: "Seal Clubber", Skill: "Iron Palm Technique", Last Available: "2010-06"
5355	maroon Uncle Romulus (used)	0		Class: "Turtle Tamer", Skill: "Curiosity of Br'er Tarrypin", Last Available: "2010-03"
5356	olive A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used)	0		Class: "Pastamancer", Skill: "Stringozzi Serpent", Last Available: "2010-04"
5357	Zu Mannk&auml;se Dienen (used)	0		Class: "Sauceror", Skill: "K&auml;seso&szlig;esturm", Last Available: "2010-01"
5358	spinning Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used)	0		Class: "Disco Bandit", Skill: "Kung Fu Hustler", Last Available: "2011-01"
5359	blinking Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled)	0		Class: "Accordion Thief", Skill: "Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration", Last Available: "2010-02"
5360	cyan blinking Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used)	0		Skill: "Toynado", Last Available: "2010-12"
5361	shaking skewed wobbly The Joy of Wassailing (used)	0		Skill: "Wassail", Last Available: "2010-12"
5362	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used)	0		Skill: "Fashionably Late", Last Available: "2011-01"
5363	ghostly CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used)	0		Skill: "Executive Narcolepsy", Last Available: "2011-01"
5364	fuchsia CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used)	0		Skill: "Lunch Break", Last Available: "2011-01"
5365	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used)	0		Skill: "Offensive Joke", Last Available: "2011-01"
5366	upside-down CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used)	0		Skill: "Managerial Manipulation", Last Available: "2011-01"
5367	upside-down Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded)	0		Skill: "Natural Born Skeleton Killer", Last Available: "2011-05"
5368	Ellsbury's journal (used)	0		Skill: "Unaccompanied Miner", Last Available: "2010-09"
5369	KoL Con 8-Bit power bracelet of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Last Available: "2011-09"
5370	boiler	0		
5371	stuffed-shirt scarecrow	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-11"
5372	smooth plastic trollipop	0		Moxie: +15, Last Available: "2011-12"
5373	upside-down stiffened plastic Fudge Wizard	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Last Available: "2011-12"
5374	Jim Carey's plastic abominable fudgeman	0		Monster Level: +25, Last Available: "2011-12"
5375	beefy plastic colollilossus	0		Muscle: +10, Last Available: "2011-12"
5376	auspicious thinker's plastic Big Candy	0		Mysticality: +10, Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2011-12"
5377	shaking The Groose in the Hoose	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-12"
5378	upside-down spruce juice	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5379	vaporized groose grease	1	awesome	Last Available: "2012-12"
5380	lollipop stick	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5381	bananagate	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5382	pearidot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5383	tourmalime	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5384	spinning kumquartz	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5385	ghostly tumbling strawberyl	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5386	shaking olive extremely unsafe ridiculous belt	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2011-11"
5387	ridiculous earring of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Last Available: "2011-11"
5388	blue double-paned ridiculous sunglasses	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2011-11"
5389	diet adequate blinking ridiculous sandwich	1	good	Last Available: "2011-11"
5390	artisanal ridiculous cocktail	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-11"
5391	narrow narrow green chaotic strapping zombie monkey necklace	0		Muscle: +5, Spell Critical Percent: +10
5392	gray jittery Thwaitgold butterfly statuette	0		
5393	scrap of paper	0		
5394	upside-down sandpaper	0		
5395	skewed peppermint sprout	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5396	aerosolized energized blue peppermint twist	0		Effect: "Dance of the Sugar Fairy", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2011-11"
5397	snack-sized stale peppermint patty	2	decent	Last Available: "2011-11"
5398	peppermint crook	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5399	peppermint rhino baby	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5400	candy cane candygram	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
5401	peppermint parasol	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5402	personal trainer's candy cane	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Last Available: "2011-12"
5403	Mint Salton Pepper's Peppermint Seed Catalog	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5404	purple Peppermint Pip Packet	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5405	knitted cane-mail shirt of extreme caution of the sweet-tooth	0		Monster Level: -25, Cold Resistance: +3, Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2011-12"
5406	gravedigger's crafty cane-mail pants of horror	0		Maximum MP: +10, Spooky Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xBarrr, cap 25", Last Available: "2011-12"
5407	watered-down aged Vodka Matryoshka	2	awesome	Last Available: "2011-12"
5408	smooth twirling cyan Gin Mint	3	awesome	Last Available: "2011-12"
5409	drinkable Tequiz Navidad	4	good	Last Available: "2011-12"
5410	aged high-proof narrow Mint Yulep	7	awesome	Last Available: "2011-12"
5411	perfectly mixed Crimbojito	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-12"
5412	perfectly mixed distilled twirling Sangria de Menthe	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-12"
5413	olive candycaine powder	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
5414	licorice boa	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
5415	concentrated diffused licorice root	0		Effect: "On Pins and Needles", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2011-12"
5416	galvanized banana supersucker	0		Effect: "Super Vision", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2011-11"
5417	boiled anodized twirling pear supersucker	0		Effect: "Human-Slime Hybrid", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2011-11"
5418	colloidal lime supersucker	0		Effect: "Gobliny Flavor", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2011-11"
5419	pressed pickled lime green kumquat supersucker	0		Effect: "Drenched With Filth", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2011-11"
5420	polymerized strawberry supersucker	0		Effect: "Super-Mega-Charged", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2011-11"
5421	steel-toed bananarama bangle	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-11"
5422	smooth pair of pearidot earrings	0		Moxie: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-11"
5423	fortified tourmalime tourniquet	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-11"
5424	Jim Carey's kumquartz ring	0		Monster Level: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-11"
5425	shellacked strawberyl necklace	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-11"
5426	Da Vinci's stylish sucker bucket	0		Moxie: +25, Experience (Mysticality): +5, Last Available: "2011-11"
5427	Jeselnik's sucker hakama	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "afk, cap 12", Last Available: "2011-11"
5428	mirror asbestos-lined sucker kabuto	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "Atk, cap 12", Last Available: "2011-11"
5429	bouncing blue stiffened sucker tachi	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Last Available: "2011-11"
5430	sucker scaffold	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5431	maroon cinnamon troll doll	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5432	upside-down maroon twirling grape troll doll	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5433	raspberry troll doll	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5434	squat pulsating DNOTC Box	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
5435	fudgecule	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5436	vacuum-sealed ionized wobbly fudge lily	0		Effect: "Improved Candy Vision", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2011-11"
5437	upside-down superheated fudge	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5438	double-denatured deionized pressed fluid of fudge-finding	0		Effect: "Sticky Hands", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2011-11"
5439	pulsating fudgepuck	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5440	miniature spoiled fudgesicle	2	crappy	Last Available: "2011-11"
5441	narrow wand of fudge control	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5442	purple The Kloop in the Coop	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-12"
5443	jittery miniscule beatbox	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5444	galvanized quadruple-concentrated devilish folio	0		Effect: "Jingle Jangle Jingle", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2012-12"
5445	green blinking clumsiness bark	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5446	jar full of wind	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5447	dangerous jerkcicle	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5448	jittery furious stone	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5449	vanity stone	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5450	lecherous stone	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5451	yellow jealousy stone	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5452	avarice stone	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5453	gluttonous stone	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5454	shaking gummi ingot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5455	huge gummi ingot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5456	gummi ingot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5457	wet quadruple-flattened Fudgie Roll	0		Effect: "Grrrrrrreat!", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2011-11"
5458	spoiled fudge bunny	3	crappy	Last Available: "2011-11"
5459	twirling bouncing fudge spork	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5460	executive family-friendly arcane researcher's fudgecycle	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Meat Drop: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-11"
5461	purple fudge cube	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5462	gray shaking blank fudge mold	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5463	gray Libram of Resolutions	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-01", Skill: "Summon Resolutions"
5464	double-deionized teal resolution: be wealthier	0		Effect: "Stuck That Way", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2012-01"
5465	quadruple-aerosolized alkaline flattened resolution: be happier	0		Effect: "Very Clean Teeth", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2012-01"
5466	non-enhanced double-Vulcanized resolution: be stronger	0		Effect: "Insulated Trousers", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2012-01"
5467	alkaline quadruple-aerosolized resolution: be smarter	0		Effect: "Braaaains Over Braaaawwn", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2012-01"
5468	moist pressed resolution: be sexier	0		Effect: "Sweet and Yellow", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2012-01"
5469	moist resolution: be feistier	0		Effect: "Saucemastery", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2012-01"
5470	adjusted colloidal skewed resolution: be kinder	0		Effect: "Cock of the Walk", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2012-01"
5471	electrified resolution: be more adventurous	0		Effect: "Swordholder", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2012-01"
5472	extra-adjusted resolution: be luckier	0		Effect: "Prince of Seaside Town", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2012-01"
5473	gummi ingot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5474	spinning gummi ingot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5475	pulsating gummi ingot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5476	alkaline quadruple-moist yellow squat gummi salamander	0		Effect: "Spooky Demeanor", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2011-11"
5477	ionized gummi snake	0		Effect: "Going Ape", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2011-11"
5478	denatured polarized activated yellow gummi canary	0		Effect: "Heightened Senses", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2011-11"
5479	half-sized flavorless gummi bear	2	decent	Last Available: "2011-11"
5480	adequate ghostly gummi bear	3	good	Last Available: "2011-11"
5481	fancy decent gummi bear	4	good	Effect: "Castaway Physique", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2011-11"
5482	bite-sized fancy spoiled drunki-bear	1	crappy	Effect: "Moon-Eyed", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2011-11"
5483	rotten miniature jittery drunki-bear	2	crappy	Last Available: "2011-11"
5484	flavorless super-sized lime green drunki-bear	5	decent	Last Available: "2011-11"
5485	gummi bowtie of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2011-11"
5486	purple slick fudge pocket square	0		Moxie: +10, Last Available: "2011-11"
5487	lion tamer's lollipop cufflinks	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Last Available: "2011-11"
5488	olive trilobite fossil	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5489	ammonite fossil	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5490	fuchsia belemnite fossil	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5491	blue trilobite candy mold	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5492	ammonite candy mold	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5493	belemnite candy mold	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5494	tarnished squat pulsating gummi trilobite	0		Effect: "Itchy Trigger Finger", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2011-11"
5495	improved blinking gummi ammonite	0		Effect: "Wintergreen Warmongery", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2011-11"
5496	nitrogenated gummi belemnite	0		Effect: "Benetton's Medley of Diversity", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2011-11"
5497	all-year sucker	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5498	heart of dark chocolate	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5499	blinking Newton's Big Candy's tophat of the storm	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Familiar Effect: "1xGhoul, 1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2011-11"
5500	narrow Fuzzby	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-11"
5501	Jackass Plumber home game	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5502	Trivial Avocations board game	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5503	Tickle-Me Emilio	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5504	spinning blessed box	0		
5505	pack of pogs	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5506	normal jerky coins	4	good	Last Available: "2011-11"
5507	drinkable strong Go-Wassail	5	good	Last Available: "2011-11"
5508	alkaline warmed dry Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide	0		Effect: "Become Superficially interested", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2011-11"
5509	vacuum-sealed ionized bouncing bottle of bubbles	0		Effect: "Orchid Blood", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2011-11"
5510	cold-filtered adjusted wind-up meatcar	0		Effect: "Go Get 'Em, Tiger!", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2011-11"
5511	Trivial Avocations Card: What?	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5512	Trivial Avocations Card: When?	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5513	Trivial Avocations Card: Who?	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5514	Trivial Avocations Card: Where?	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5515	wobbly pog #01 (spider)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5516	pog #02 (Knob goblin)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5517	pog #03 (warwelf)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5518	maroon pog #04 (skleleton)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5519	jittery pog #05 (ninja snowman)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5520	pog #06 (filthy hippy)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5521	pog #07 (orcish frat boy)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5522	pog #08 (hellion)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5523	pog #09 (pirate)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5524	green pog #10 (hobo)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5525	jittery pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5526	corrupted unsweetened Atomic Pop	0		Effect: "Loco Motives", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2020-09"
5527	teal do-rag	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-11"
5528	bouncing whimpering willow bark	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5529	bland berries of suffering	3	decent	Last Available: "2012-12"
5530	quadruple-improved deionized baobab sap	0		Effect: "Appeteyes", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2012-12"
5531	cup of hickory chicory	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5532	magnolia blossom	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5533	ionized moist Mortimer's nostrum	0		Effect: "Bootyliciousness", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2012-12"
5534	acceptable watered-down Barulio's bottle	2	good	Last Available: "2012-12"
5535	enhanced frozen ghostly Marvin's marvelous pill	0		Effect: "Aspect of the GravyPlum Fairy", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2012-12"
5536	upside-down Winifred's whistle	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5537	prose pen	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5538	half-empty carton of milk	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5539	glass of warm water	0		Free Pull
5540	deionized huge desktop zen garden	0		Effect: "Punchy, Murdery", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2012-12"
5541	Vivian's Vitamin	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5542	pink-belly slapper	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5543	pulsating dance instructor's personal trainer's Leapin' Trousers	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10
5544	artisanal eggnog	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-12"
5545	toothsome hamhock	4	awesome	Last Available: "2012-12"
5546	The Thorax's Codex of Tormenting Plants	0		Skill: "Torment Plant", Last Available: "2012-12"
5547	Clancy's sackbut	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5548	Ghost Pinching Quarterly	0		Skill: "Pinch Ghost", Last Available: "2012-12"
5549	Clancy's crumhorn	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5550	The Snitch's Manifesto	0		Skill: "Tattle", Last Available: "2012-12"
5551	shaking Clancy's lute	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5552	rock-hard Trusty	0		Damage Reduction: 5
5553	bouncing narrow can of Rain-Doh	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5554	empty Rain-Doh can	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5555	non-unsweetened diffused lime green shaking fireclutch	0		Effect: "Marbles in Your Mouth", Effect Duration: 53
5556	asbestos-lined Rain-Doh wings of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2012-02"
5557	Rain-Doh agent	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5558	banded Rain-Doh laser gun of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Damage Absorption: +100, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2012-02"
5559	fortified Rain-Doh lantern of temperance	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Softcore Only, Lantern: 1, Lantern Element: "Stench", Last Available: "2012-02"
5560	Rain-Doh balls	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5561	blinking Rain-Doh indigo cup	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5562	banded Rain-Doh violet bo of the detective	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Item Drop: +20, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2012-02"
5563	Rain-Doh box	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5564	Rain-Doh box full of monster	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5565	normal green tumbling PB&BP	3	good	
5566	snack-sized adequate club sandwich	2	good	
5567	adequate bouncing corned-beef Reuben	3	good	
5568	frayed ninja rope	0		
5569	dull ninja crampons	0		
5570	blurry loose ninja carabiner	0		
5571	shaking Groar's fur	0		
5572	Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette	0		
5573	special lousy Drac & Tan	4	decent	Effect: "Eyes of the Dragon", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2012-03"
5574	delicious Transylvania Sling	3	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5575	acceptable mirror Shot of the Living Dead	4	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5576	lousy weak cyan shaking Buttery Knob	2	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5577	acceptable watered-down fuchsia Slippery Knob	2	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5578	perfectly mixed special Flaming Knob	3	EPIC	Effect: "Impregnably Delicious", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2012-03"
5579	drinkable Grasshopper	4	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5580	delicious gray twirling Locust	3	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5581	drinkable Plague of Locusts	4	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5582	tolerable pulsating Red Dwarf	3	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5583	weak drinkable Golden Mean	2	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5584	aged blurry Green Giant	3	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5585	artisanal Aye Aye	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5586	practically non-alcoholic lousy Aye Aye, Captain	1	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5587	watered-down lousy Aye Aye, Tooth Tooth	2	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5588	practically non-alcoholic perfectly mixed mirror Humanitini	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5589	acceptable triple-distilled More Humanitini than Humanitini	10	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5590	watered-down fancy bad Oh, the Humanitini	2	decent	Effect: "Ripping, Dripping", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2012-03"
5591	bad extra-dry Great Older Fashioned	5	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5592	perfectly mixed practically non-alcoholic gray Fuzzy Tentacle	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5593	perfectly mixed Crazymaker	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5594	triple-distilled tolerable Zoodriver	7	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5595	drinkable weak Sloe Comfortable Zoo	2	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5596	tolerable Sloe Comfortable Zoo on Fire	3	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5597	artisanal distilled shaking Suffering Sinner	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5598	artisanal pulsating Suppurating Sinner	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5599	bad Sizzling Sinner	3	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5600	bad skewed Firewater	3	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5601	weak bad huge Earth and Firewater	2	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5602	acceptable Earth, Wind and Firewater	3	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5603	hand-crafted skewed Slimosa	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5604	lousy weak tumbling Extra-slimy Slimosa	2	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5605	lousy watered-down fancy Slimebite	2	decent	Effect: "Antsy in your Pantsy", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2012-03"
5606	smooth practically non-alcoholic Cement Mixer	1	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5607	tolerable Jackhammer	4	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5608	smooth Dump Truck	3	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5609	acceptable practically non-alcoholic pulsating Fauna Libre	1	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5610	watered-down drinkable mirror Chakra Libre	2	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5611	special acceptable Aura Libre	3	good	Effect: "Tenacity of the Snapper", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2012-03"
5612	bad weak special Sazerorc	2	decent	Effect: "Chow Downed", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2012-03"
5613	irresponsibly strong perfectly mixed upside-down Sazuruk-hai	8	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5614	perfectly mixed Flaming Sazerorc	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5615	hand-crafted pulsating Green Velvet	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5616	drinkable bouncing Green Muslin	3	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5617	bad bouncing Green Burlap	4	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5618	drinkable shaking Mohobo	4	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5619	hand-crafted shaking Moonshine Mohobo	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5620	mediocre tumbling twirling Flaming Mohobo	3	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5621	smooth practically non-alcoholic wobbly Drunken Philosopher	1	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5622	fortified delicious Drunken Neurologist	5	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5623	lousy practically non-alcoholic jittery Drunken Astrophysicist	1	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5624	artisanal ghostly bouncing Dark & Starry	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5625	hand-crafted blurry Black Hole	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5626	delicious yellow twirling Event Horizon	4	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5627	artisanal practically non-alcoholic Herring Daiquiri	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5628	bad Herring Wallbanger	3	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5629	perfectly mixed practically non-alcoholic spinning Herringtini	1	super ultra EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5630	drinkable Lollipop Drop	3	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5631	lousy Candy Alexander	3	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5632	watered-down bad Candicaine	2	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5633	perfectly mixed mirror Caipiranha	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5634	smooth pulsating Flying Caipiranha	3	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5635	watered-down acceptable Flaming Caipiranha	2	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5636	acceptable shaking Punchplanter	3	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5637	practically non-alcoholic lousy spinning Doublepunchplanter	1	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5638	bad special Haymaker	3	decent	Effect: "Alpine Mintiness", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2012-03"
5639	Small Medium	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-03"
5640	crystal decanter	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2012-03"
5641	flavorless narrow fungus	4	decent	
5642	poisoned dart	0		
5643	extra-diffused wet nitrogenated stone wool	0		Effect: "Outer Wolf&trade;", Effect Duration: 22
5644	squat stones	0		
5645	upside-down the Nostril of the Serpent	0		
5646	calendar fragment	0		
5647	purple bouncing calendar of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20
5648	squat rosy-cheeked Boris's Helm of Gandalf	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Softcore Only, Free Pull, Familiar Effect: "atk, MP regen, cap 25", Last Available: "2012-04", Minstrel Level: +1, Softcore Only: [1-path(Avatar of Boris)]
5649	staph of homophones of James Dean of the early riser	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Adventures: +7, Alters Page Text
5650	rock-hard Da Vinci's Boris's Helm (askew) of Gandalf	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Damage Reduction: 5, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Softcore Only, Free Pull, Familiar Effect: "atk, MP regen, cap 25", Last Available: "2012-04", Minstrel Level: +1, Softcore Only: [1-path(Avatar of Boris)]
5651	mime soul fragment	0		Last Available: "2012-04"
5652	mirror Monster Manuel	0		Free Pull
5653	key-o-tron	0		
5654	rotten nailswurst	3	crappy	
5655	watered-down mediocre green used beer	2	decent	
5656	Huggler Radio	0		Free Pull
5657	wobbly fettucini &eacute;pines Inconnu recipe	0		Recipe: "fettucini &eacute;pines Inconnu"
5658	ghostly slap and slap again recipe	0		Recipe: "slap and slap again"
5659	boxer's insulting hat	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "cap 2"
5660	mirror narrow executive offensive moustache	0		Meat Drop: +40, Single Equip
5661	strapping hairshirt	0		Muscle: +5
5662	tumbling Olympic-sized Clan crate	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-05"
5663	microwave	0		Free Pull
5664	mirror pony keg	0		Free Pull
5665	How to Tolerate Jerks	0		Skill: "Thick-Skinned"
5666	skewed How to Hold a Grudge	0		Skill: "Chip on your Shoulder"
5667	puppet strings	0		Free Pull
5668	teal jittery bagged &quot;L&quot;	0		
5669	club	0		
5670	yummy fettucini &eacute;pines Inconnu	3	awesome	
5671	perfectly mixed practically non-alcoholic slap and slap again	1	EPIC	
5672	gunpowder burrito	2	good	
5673	beery blood	2	good	
5674	green &quot;L&quot;	0		
5675	mixed skewed watered-down Red Minotaur	1		
5676	pool torpedo	0		Last Available: "2012-05"
5677	Ze&trade; goggles of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Familiar Effect: "Atk, cap 7", Last Available: "2012-05"
5678	soggy used band-aid	0		Last Available: "2012-05"
5679	bouncing upside-down supercharged stylish swimsuit of horror	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 10", Last Available: "2012-05"
5680	lost key	0		Last Available: "2012-05"
5681	stale P.B.L.T.	4	decent	
5682	squat squat maroon note from Clancy	0		Skill: "Request Sandwich"
5683	upside-down BURT	0		
5684	handful of juicy garbage	0		
5685	bugbear communicator badge	0		
5686	quantum nanopolymer spider web	0		
5687	bugbear autopsy tweezers	0		
5688	UV monocular of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
5689	drone self-destruct chip	0		
5690	Jeff Goldblum larva	0		
5691	pacification grenade	0		
5692	ribald quantum disintegrator pistol	0		Sleaze Damage: +10
5693	cyan phase-tuned shield generator belt of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Single Equip
5694	Thwaitgold woollybear statuette	0		
5695	cyan tumbling weightlifter's bugbear detector	0		Muscle: +15, Single Equip
5696	bugbear purification pill	0		
5697	1 Meat	0		
5698	friendly hardened The Lost Glasses	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Familiar Weight: +3, Single Equip
5699	The Lost Pill Bottle	0		Last Available: "2012-05"
5700	The Lost Comb	0		
5701	huge tumbling Moping Artistic Goth Kid	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-06"
5702	cyan mannequin	0		Familiar Weight: +5
5703	purple crayon shavings	0		Last Available: "2012-06"
5704	wax bugbear	0		Last Available: "2012-06"
5705	huge foul-smelling wax hat of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Stench Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy", Last Available: "2012-06"
5706	green greasy wholesome wax pants	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xBarrr, cap 12", Last Available: "2012-06"
5707	FDKOL commendation	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5708	altered drop of water-37	0		Effect: "Adrenaline Rush", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2012-07"
5709	greedy groovy fireman's helmet	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Meat Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "cold atk", Last Available: "2012-07"
5712	blinking savvy fire axe	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Last Available: "2012-07"
5713	toasty rosy-cheeked fire extinguisher of the glutton	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Hot Damage: +5, Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2012-07"
5714	FDKOL tattoo	0		
5715	Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians	0		Skill: "Frigidalmatian", Last Available: "2012-07"
5716	upside-down Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used)	0		Skill: "Frigidalmatian", Last Available: "2012-07"
5717	stale massive fancy FDKOL hotcakes	7	decent	Effect: "Okee-Dokee Go!", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2012-07"
5718	hot egg	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5719	smoking grass	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5720	adequate immense fiery wing	10	good	Last Available: "2012-07"
5721	spinning Oprah's wings of fire of the empath	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2012-07"
5722	squat FDKOL fire hose of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Last Available: "2012-07"
5723	anodized oxidized bottle of fire	0		Effect: "Bottle in front of Me", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2012-07"
5724	molten brick	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5725	hot daub	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5726	hot daub bun of the sewer of the cheetah	0		Stench Damage: +25, Initiative: +60, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cap 21", Last Available: "2012-07"
5727	Jack Frost's Samson's hot daub stand	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cap 21", Last Available: "2012-07"
5728	Jeselnik's fortified foot-long hot daub	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Sleaze Damage: +25, Last Available: "2012-07"
5729	ballpark hot daub	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5730	moldy angst burger	3	crappy	
5731	tolerable practically non-alcoholic twirling 5-hour acrimony	1	good	
5732	ghostly blank note	0		
5733	eerily silent box	0		
5734	immense rotten special forbidden sausage	6	crappy	Effect: "Eye of the Lihc", Effect Duration: 10
5735	chilly Lord Flameface's cloak	0		Cold Damage: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Swirl Cloak", Last Available: "2012-07"
5736	quadruple-irradiated pulsating Drizzlers&trade; Black Licorice	0		Effect: "Taurus Rising", Effect Duration: 23
5737	deionized pickled daub-breaker	0		Effect: "Fishy", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2020-09"
5738	Jack Frost's Camp Scout backpack	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Softcore Only, Drops Items, Last Available: "2012-07"
5739	CSA fire-starting kit	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5740	flavorless shaking bag of GORP	4	decent	Last Available: "2012-07"
5741	weak acceptable shaking water purification pills	2	good	Last Available: "2012-07"
5742	upside-down Camp Scout pup tent	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5743	lousy wobbly CSA scoutmaster's &quot;water&quot;	3	decent	Last Available: "2012-07"
5744	adequate small bag of GORF	2	good	Last Available: "2012-07"
5745	CSA discount card	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
5746	stale bag of QWOP	4	decent	Last Available: "2012-07"
5747	magnetized liquefied CSA bravery badge	0		Effect: "Eyes of the Dragon", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2012-07"
5748	CSA all-purpose soap	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5749	acceptable shaking CSA cheerfulness ration	3	good	Last Available: "2012-07"
5750	CSA obedience grenade	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5751	Tales of the Word Realms	0		
5752	rotten fancy tumbling twirling crappy brain	3	crappy	Effect: "Shamboozled", Effect Duration: 15
5753	bland fancy yellow decent brain	3	decent	Effect: "Craft Tea", Effect Duration: 40
5754	adequate thick good brain	5	good	
5755	stale boss brain	3	decent	
5756	flavorless hunter brain	3	decent	
5758	Jeselnik's padded Staff of Holiday Sensations of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Damage Absorption: +20, Sleaze Damage: +25, Last Available: "2011-11"
5759	upside-down flame-wreathed hale staff	0		Maximum HP: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +10
5760	red skewed stanky quilted deadly staff	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Damage Absorption: +40, Stench Spell Damage: +25
5761	spinning therapeutic Staff of the Scummy Sink of chilblains of the blizzard	0		Cold Damage: +25, Cold Spell Damage: +25, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Slime Hates It: +1
5762	nose	0		
5763	dangerous Superhero Reboots of the scaredy-cat	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Monster Level: -15
5764	wool resourceful fuzzy busby	0		Maximum MP: +50, Cold Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, cap 32"
5765	Tesla brainy fuzzy earmuffs	0		Mysticality: +5, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, cap 32"
5766	crafty wizardly fuzzy montera of the boozehound	0		Mysticality: +25, Maximum MP: +10, Booze Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, cap 32"
5767	Unagnimated Gnome	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-08"
5768	gnomish swimmer's ears	0		Better Diver: +10, Equips On: "Reagnimated Gnome", Familiar Effect: "underwater", Last Available: "2012-08"
5769	gnomish coal miner's lung	0		Equips On: "Reagnimated Gnome", Familiar Effect: "block", Last Available: "2012-08"
5770	gnomish tennis elbow	0		Equips On: "Reagnimated Gnome", Familiar Effect: "damage", Last Available: "2012-08"
5771	squat huge gnomish housemaid's kgnee	0		Equips On: "Reagnimated Gnome", Familiar Effect: "gain advs", Last Available: "2012-08"
5772	gnomish athlete's foot	0		Equips On: "Reagnimated Gnome", Familiar Effect: "delevel", Last Available: "2012-08"
5773	Thwaitgold maggot statuette	0		
5774	skewed narrow talkative skull	0		
5775	fronts	0		Familiar Weight: +5
5776	Usain Bolt's lion tamer's Barney's rake	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Initiative: +80
5778	moldy small wobbly idiot brain	2	crappy	
5779	Sherlock's keel-haulin' knife	0		Item Drop: +25
5780	Tesla ice cream scoop	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
5781	hand-crafted cyan soft echo eyedrop antidote martini	3	EPIC	
5782	morningwood plank	0		
5783	raging hardwood plank	0		
5784	ghostly weirdwood plank	0		
5785	thick caulk	0		
5786	hard screw	0		
5787	spinning messy butt joint	0		
5788	smut orc keepsake box	0		
5789	bubblin' crude	0		
5790	red box of bear arms	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5791	Newton's right bear arm of horror	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Kodiak Moment", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Grizzly Scene", Last Available: "2012-09", Softcore Only: [1-path(Zombie Slayer)]
5792	rosy-cheeked strapping left bear arm of the cheetah	0		Muscle: +5, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Initiative: +60, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Bear-Backrub", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Bear-ly Legal", Last Available: "2012-09", Softcore Only: [1-path(Zombie Slayer)]
5793	pulsating executive Hat O' Nine Tails	0		Meat Drop: +40
5794	nitrogenated tumbling Enchanted Plunger	0		Effect: "Granolarrrgh", Effect Duration: 48
5795	warmed vacuum-sealed skewed Enchanted Flyswatter	0		Effect: "The Power of LOV", Effect Duration: 42
5796	anodized quadruple-magnetized narrow upside-down Gearhead Goo	0		Effect: "Spooky Demeanor", Effect Duration: 29
5797	anodized olive Missing Eye Simulation Device	0		Effect: "Infernal Thirst", Effect Duration: 38
5798	diffused colloidal Gnollish Crossdress	0		Effect: "Mint-Condition Breath", Effect Duration: 62
5799	energized jittery eldritch dough	0		Effect: "Voracious Gorging", Effect Duration: 60
5800	enhanced deionized Charity's choker	0		Effect: "Supafly", Effect Duration: 66
5801	polymerized polymerized mirror Smart Bone Dust	0		Effect: "Total Protonic Reversal", Effect Duration: 32
5802	anodized perpendicular guano	0		Effect: "Three Days Slow", Effect Duration: 60
5803	magnetized White Chocolate Golem Seeds	0		Effect: "Mer-kinny Flavor", Effect Duration: 20
5804	galvanized alkaline twirling Shivering Ch&egrave;vre	0		Effect: "Wit Tea", Effect Duration: 40
5805	corrupted ionized breath mint	0		Effect: "Creepin' Up on You", Effect Duration: 20
5806	magnetized denatured squat muesli	0		Effect: "Gonna Get You, Sucker", Effect Duration: 66
5807	colloidal moist glass of warm milk	0		Effect: "Fishy Fortification", Effect Duration: 38
5808	wet glass of gnat milk	0		Effect: "Brother Flying Burrito's Blessing", Effect Duration: 20
5809	galvanized chilled Knob Goblin Mutagen	0		Effect: "Omphalotus Omnipresence", Effect Duration: 64
5810	deionized Tears of the Quiet Healer	0		Effect: "Dirge of Dreadfulness", Effect Duration: 44
5811	ionized quadruple-irradiated shaking tube of lipstick	0		Effect: "Goldentongue", Effect Duration: 26
5812	denatured vacuum-sealed green skelelton spine	0		Effect: "Jawin'", Effect Duration: 65
5813	alkaline concentrated twirling smut orc sunglasses	0		Effect: "Memory of Attractiveness", Effect Duration: 20
5814	super-cold-filtered ionized blob of acid	0		Effect: "Hardened Fabric", Effect Duration: 54
5815	double-energized liquefied magnetized flayed mind	0		Effect: "Joyful Resolve", Effect Duration: 45
5816	energized adjusted wet kobold kibble	0		Effect: "Wet Willied", Effect Duration: 64
5817	ionized electrified narrow forest spirit rattle	0		Effect: "Conspiratory Eyes", Effect Duration: 23
5818	oxidized aerosolized Stone Golem pebbles	0		Effect: "Influence of Sphere", Effect Duration: 28
5819	super-concentrated pulsating gravy fairy warlock hat	0		Effect: "Ruthlessly Efficient", Effect Duration: 62
5820	adjusted teal bouncing bull blubber	0		Effect: "Old School Pompadour", Effect Duration: 32
5821	polymerized non-adjusted bouncing frog lip-print	0		Effect: "Stregngth of the Gnome", Effect Duration: 39
5822	concentrated corrupted skewed gazely stare	0		Effect: "Okee-Dokee, Smokee", Effect Duration: 59
5823	warmed cyan ghostly canopic jar	0		Effect: "Mucilaginous Muscle", Effect Duration: 26
5824	aerosolized narrow clove-flavored lip balm	0		Effect: "Blood-Gorged", Effect Duration: 45
5825	electrified ionized gray Skullery Maid's Knee	0		Effect: "Mushroom Might", Effect Duration: 30
5826	vacuum-sealed wet spinning zombie hollandaise	0		Effect: "Fungal Fortification", Effect Duration: 46
5827	colloidal skeletal banana	0		Effect: "Cravin' for a Ravin'", Effect Duration: 56
5828	altered squat gilt perfume bottle	0		Effect: "Squirming Like a Toad", Effect Duration: 46
5829	polarized non-irradiated janglin' bones	0		Effect: "Thunderspell", Effect Duration: 61
5830	ionized ionized pygmy papers	0		Effect: "Big Meat Big Prizes", Effect Duration: 18
5831	activated adjusted wobbly pygmy dart	0		Effect: "Nasty, Nasty Breath", Effect Duration: 12
5832	quadruple-anodized spinning secret mummy herbs and spices	0		Effect: "Infernal Thirst", Effect Duration: 53
5833	dry colloidal brigand brittle	0		Effect: "[1701]Hip to the Jive", Effect Duration: 28
5834	polarized mirror holistic headache remedy	0		Effect: "Twinkly Weapon", Effect Duration: 24
5835	super-nitrogenated scrunchie tourniquet	0		Effect: "Buggy Flavor", Effect Duration: 31
5836	nitrogenated embezzler's oil	0		Effect: "Earthen Fist", Effect Duration: 25
5837	altered frozen fuchsia Fu Manchu Wax	0		Effect: "Prideful Strut", Effect Duration: 37
5838	modified Iiti Kitty Gumdrop	0		Effect: "Hagnk's Gratitude", Effect Duration: 53
5839	extra-moist unsweetened yellow ravenous eye	0		Effect: "Metal Speed", Effect Duration: 19
5840	anodized Rogue Windmill Rouge	0		Effect: "Dance of the Sugar Fairy", Effect Duration: 68
5841	ionized aerosolized ionized skewed A muse-bouche	0		Effect: "Ice Packed", Effect Duration: 23
5842	nitrogenated vacuum-sealed toothbrush	0		Effect: "Woad Warrior", Effect Duration: 13
5843	moist denatured pirate cream pie	0		Effect: "Putting the Pro in Proletariat", Effect Duration: 52
5844	deionized una poca de gracia	0		Effect: "Boletus Swoletus", Effect Duration: 53
5845	dry compressed air canister	0		Effect: "Christmessy", Effect Duration: 41
5846	pickled salt water taffy	0		Effect: "Blood-Gorged", Effect Duration: 48
5847	dry denatured lime green unholy water	0		Effect: "Shrimpin' Ain't Easy", Effect Duration: 42
5848	non-diffused maroon Bangyomaman battle juice	0		Effect: "Ready to Snap", Effect Duration: 14
5849	double-alkaline handyman &quot;hand soap&quot;	0		Effect: "Milk Studly", Effect Duration: 11
5850	adjusted space marine flash grenade	0		Effect: "You Ate Some Hemp Candy", Effect Duration: 46
5851	irradiated pulsating temporary tribal tattoo	0		Effect: "Aspect of the GravyPlum Fairy", Effect Duration: 26
5852	triple-ionized diffused bouncing tumbling oil-filled donut	0		Effect: "Ooh, Sweet!", Effect Duration: 51
5853	galvanized Vulcanized dry stick-on gnome beard	0		Effect: "The Halls of Muscularity", Effect Duration: 44
5854	anodized magnetized green BRICKO stud	0		Effect: "Thought", Effect Duration: 45
5855	aerosolized ionized Osk'r Chow	0		Effect: "Pop-eyed", Effect Duration: 24
5856	pickled red Scuba Snack	0		Effect: "Rushin' Hands", Effect Duration: 41
5857	deionized altered wobbly huge huge grey cube	0		Effect: "Video Game Hot Dog", Effect Duration: 21
5858	ionized quantum squat votive candle	0		Effect: "El Vibrations", Effect Duration: 32
5859	alkaline red booby trap	0		Effect: "Going Ape", Effect Duration: 31
5860	aerosolized Agent Corrigan's cigarette	0		Effect: "Unusual Fashion Sense", Effect Duration: 40
5861	alkaline irradiated good ash	0		Effect: "[1609]Dancin' Fool", Effect Duration: 32
5862	Tome of Rad Libs	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-09", Skill: "Summon Rad Libs"
5863	Rad Lib	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5864	spinning papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; glob	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5865	quadruple-dry blurry squat papier-mochi	0		Effect: "Deadly Lampblade", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2012-09"
5866	flattened fuchsia twirling papier-m&acirc;chaeranthera	0		Effect: "Improved Candy Vision", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2012-09"
5867	galvanized warmed papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; toothpicks	0		Effect: "Alpine Mintiness", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2012-09"
5868	jittery sizzling brawny papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute;te	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Hot Damage: +10, Alters Page Text, Last Available: "2012-09"
5869	Jeselnik's Herculean papier-m&acirc;chine gun	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Sleaze Damage: +25, Alters Page Text, Last Available: "2012-09"
5870	lime green shaking papier-masque of James Dean of the boozehound	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Booze Drop: +100, Single Equip, Alters Page Text, Last Available: "2012-09"
5871	tumbling olive greasy curative papier-mitre	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Alters Page Text, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2012-09"
5872	maroon forbidden papier-m&acirc;churidars of the early riser	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Adventures: +7, Alters Page Text, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2012-09"
5873	papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; plaque	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5874	spinning papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; handle	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5875	papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; base	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5876	papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; bowl	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5877	papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; trophy pi&ntilde;ata	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5878	hardened Rainbow Jello Mould	0		Damage Reduction: 3
5879	Pete & Jackie's Dragon Tooth Emporium Catalog	0		Last Available: "2012-10"
5880	packet of dragon's teeth	0		Last Available: "2012-10"
5881	jittery skeleton	0		Last Available: "2012-10"
5882	Jim Carey's stylish skeleton skis of the pedagogue	0		Moxie: +25, Experience: +3, Monster Level: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-10"
5883	immense adequate pulsating skeleton quiche	8	good	Last Available: "2012-10"
5884	blurry skeletal scabbard	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-10"
5885	skeletal skiff	0		Last Available: "2012-10"
5886	lion tamer's supercharged smooth brainy Bonestabber	0		Mysticality: +5, Moxie: +15, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Experience (familiar): +2, Last Available: "2012-10"
5887	acceptable crystal skeleton vodka	3	good	Last Available: "2012-10"
5888	squat Lazybones&trade; recliner	0		Last Available: "2012-10"
5889	red auxiliary backbone of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2012-10"
5890	skulldozer egg	0		Last Available: "2012-10"
5891	ribcage rollcage	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2012-10"
5892	polymerized wet that gum you like	0		Effect: "Thanksgot", Effect Duration: 46
5893	bouncing yellow dreaming Jung man	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-12"
5894	Little Crimson Book	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
5895	avatar of the Unconscious Collective	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-12"
5896	canary nightlight	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
5897	diluted Unconscious Collective Dream Jar	1	awesome	Last Available: "2013-12"
5898	teal jar of psychoses (The Suspicious-Looking Guy)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5899	jar of psychoses (The Captain of the Gourd)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5900	jar of psychoses (The Crackpot Mystic)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5901	jar of psychoses (The Old Man)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5902	ghostly jar of psychoses (The Pretentious Artist)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5903	blinking red jar of psychoses (The Meatsmith)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5905	jar of psychoses (Jick)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5906	pixel pill	0		
5907	pixel energy tank	0		
5908	green jittery ChibiBuddy&trade; (on)	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5909	upside-down upside-down inspector's wedding ring of Flo-Jo	0		Item Drop: +15, Initiative: +100, Single Equip
5910	deactivated nanobots	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-11"
5911	nanorhino credit card	0		Last Available: "2012-11"
5912	Tesla Solstice Shield	0		Item Drop: +5, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
5913	denatured candy sushi set	0		Effect: "Dwarven Hardiness", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2012-12"
5914	deionized anodized vacuum-sealed sweet mochi ball	0		Effect: "Bottle in front of Me", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2012-12"
5915	quantum triple-frozen double-moist beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	0		Effect: "Sleazy Hands", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2012-12"
5916	polarized moist sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	0		Effect: "Sludgesick", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2012-12"
5917	galvanized cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	0		Effect: "Unusual Fashion Sense", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2012-12"
5918	huge plastic animelf of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2012-12"
5919	beefcake's plastic ChibiBuddy&trade;	0		Muscle: +25, Last Available: "2012-12"
5920	plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Last Available: "2012-12"
5921	upside-down blue deadly plastic Uncle Crimboku	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5922	Newton's plastic MechaElf	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Last Available: "2012-12"
5923	plastic ingot	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5924	narrow electrical thingamabob	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5925	ghostly ChibiBuddy&trade; (off)	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5926	shaking BittyCar MeatCar	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5927	BittyCar HotCar	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5928	gray rock-hard brainwave-controlled unicorn horn	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Uni-Gore", Familiar Effect: "atk, 5xVolley, cap 2", Last Available: "2012-12"
5929	bubble-wrap simulator	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5930	blind-packed capsule toy	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5931	mirror smartaleck's plastic four-shadowed mime of dire peril of the brazier	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Weapon Damage: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-12"
5932	pulsating curative plastic Bugbear Captain of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-12"
5933	censurious Annie Oakley's plastic Rene C. Corman	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-12"
5934	Sinatra's strapping plastic Lord Flameface	0		Muscle: +5, Experience (Moxie): +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-12"
5935	plastic Beebee King of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2012-12"
5936	upside-down Newton's plastic Queen Bee	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Last Available: "2012-12"
5937	ghostly plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2012-12"
5938	mirror fuchsia skewed rosewater-soaked plastic Clancy the Minstrel	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2012-12"
5939	hardened plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Last Available: "2012-12"
5940	green plastic spiderbugbear of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2012-12"
5941	hardy plastic peacannon	0		Maximum HP: +50, Last Available: "2012-12"
5942	Annie Oakley's plastic the Free Man	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Last Available: "2012-12"
5943	upside-down deadly plastic fire servant	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5944	plastic mumblebee of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2012-12"
5945	plastic moneybee of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2012-12"
5946	knitted plastic beebee gunners	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2012-12"
5947	slick plastic beebee queue	0		Moxie: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5948	Herculean plastic buzzerker	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Last Available: "2012-12"
5949	miser's plastic bee swarm	0		Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5950	plastic batbugbear of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Last Available: "2012-12"
5951	Lo Pan's plastic bugaboo	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Last Available: "2012-12"
5952	rosy-cheeked plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2012-12"
5953	squat friendly plastic ops bugbear	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2012-12"
5954	olive plastic hypodermic bugbear of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2012-12"
5955	lard-coated plastic cavebugbear	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2012-12"
5956	shaking greedy plastic Norville Rogers	0		Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2012-12"
5957	plastic Scott the Miner of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Last Available: "2012-12"
5958	shaking Tesla plastic angry space marine	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5959	Sherlock's plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter	0		Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2012-12"
5960	chaotic plastic Father McGruber	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5961	plastic Hank North, Photojournalist of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5962	nippy plastic blazing bat	0		Cold Damage: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5963	zippy electronic dulcimer pants of the cheetah	0		Initiative: 80, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play Hog Fiddle", Familiar Effect: "8xPotato, cap 2", Last Available: "2012-12"
5964	huge A-Boo clue	0		
5965	lightning-fast Frown Exerciser of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Initiative: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-12"
5966	huge soul monocle	0		Single Equip
5967	soul doorbell	0		
5968	lime green soul coin	0		
5969	squat soul knife	0		
5970	mirror clever soul mask	0		Maximum MP: +20, Single Equip
5971	maroon record of infuriating silence	0		Skill: "Silent Slam", Last Available: "2012-10"
5972	ghostly squat olive record of infuriating silence (used)	0		Skill: "Silent Slam", Last Available: "2012-10"
5973	record of tranquil silence	0		Skill: "Silent Squirt", Last Available: "2012-10"
5974	narrow record of tranquil silence (used)	0		Skill: "Silent Squirt", Last Available: "2012-10"
5975	record of menacing silence	0		Skill: "Silent Slice", Last Available: "2012-10"
5976	shaking record of menacing silence (used)	0		Skill: "Silent Slice", Last Available: "2012-10"
5977	nasty medical-grade sage silent beret	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Stench Damage: +5, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, cap 3"
5978	stale immense spinning slice of pizza	8	decent	Last Available: "2013-02"
5979	huge coin	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5980	cartoon heart	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5981	bouncing star	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5982	watered-down tolerable jittery mirror tankard of ale	2	good	Last Available: "2013-02"
5983	vial of holy water	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5984	shaking auspicious veiny Samson's cloth cap	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Maximum HP: +10, Item Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 12", Last Available: "2013-02"
5985	purple shaking Jack Frost's quilted iron dagger of temperance	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2013-02"
5986	normal diet hamburger	1	good	Last Available: "2013-02"
5987	jittery dollar-sign bag	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5988	narrow potion	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5989	potion	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5990	bad bottle of wine	4	decent	Last Available: "2013-02"
5991	jittery round bomb	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5992	Herculean supercool iron helmet	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Experience (Muscle): +1, Item Drop: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-02"
5993	upside-down mirror wool Jim Carey's stylish steel sword	0		Moxie: +25, Monster Level: +25, Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2013-02"
5994	stale whole roasted chicken	3	decent	Last Available: "2013-02"
5995	massive gemstone	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5996	wobbly green extra-strength potion	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5997	potion	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5998	lousy skewed shining goblet	3	decent	Last Available: "2013-02"
5999	squat fireball	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
6000	reassuring supercharged therapeutic crown	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Spooky Resistance: +1, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "3xGhoul, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-02"
6001	cyan mirror sinister sword of wisdom of the storm	0		Mysticality: +15, Spell Damage: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2013-02"
6002	personal trainer's savvy Helm of the Scream Emperor of James Dean	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Experience (Moxie): +3, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xFairy, cap 30", Last Available: "2013-02"
6003	cyan double-paned thinker's Cloak of Dire Shadows of wisdom	0		Mysticality: 25, Cold Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2013-02"
6004	reassuring asbestos-lined Tesla Sword of Dark Omens	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Spooky Resistance: +1, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2013-02"
6005	zippy Shield of Icy Fate of chilblains of temperance	0		Cold Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2013-02"
6006	frightening curative Newton's Greaves of the Murk Lord	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Spooky Damage: +5, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, cap 30", Last Available: "2013-02"
6007	shaking Oprah's fortified Gauntlets of the Blood Moon of the businessman	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Meat Drop: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-02"
6008	scorching nippy Boots of Twilight Whispers of the businessman	0		Cold Damage: +10, Hot Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-02"
6009	scandalous Belt of Howling Anger of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Sleaze Damage: +5, Item Drop: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-02"
6010	nippy logging hatchet	0		Cold Damage: +10
6011	lard-coated orc wrist	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
6012	freshwater pearl necklace of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100
6013	lard-coated beefcake's orcish stud-finder	0		Muscle: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
6014	supercool screwing pooch	0		Moxie Percent: +20
6015	wet extra-deionized orcish hand lotion	0		Effect: "Phairly Pheromonal", Effect Duration: 47
6016	activated pulsating orcish rubber	0		Effect: "Fizzier Than Light", Effect Duration: 47
6017	denatured corrupted orcish nailing lube	0		Effect: "Armored Innards", Effect Duration: 54
6018	aged watered-down backwoods screwdriver	2	awesome	
6019	Oprah's loadstone	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50
6020	Jeselnik's groovy Claybender glasses	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Sleaze Damage: +25, Single Equip
6021	energetic Duskwalker fangs of the sewer	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Stench Damage: +25
6022	ghostly Space Tourist Phaser	0		
6023	bouncing perfumed weightlifter's Whoompa Fur Pants	0		Muscle: +15, Stench Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 27"
6024	censurious Whatsian Ionic Pliers	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3
6025	chilled vacuum-sealed cyan Polysniff Perfume	0		Effect: "Limber as Mortimer", Effect Duration: 19
6026	Duskwalker syringe	0		
6027	twirling Space Tours Tripple	0		
6028	Battlie Light Saver	0		
6029	T.U.R.D.S. Key	0		
6030	stanky dress pants	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "2xFairy, cap 28"
6031	vibrating badge of authority	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Single Equip
6032	squat prompt scandalous motorcycle boots	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Adventures: +3, Single Equip
6033	censurious scorching stolen necklace	0		Hot Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +3
6034	Socratic troll britches of the scaredy-cat	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Monster Level: -15, Familiar Effect: "1.5xPotato, cap 28"
6035	non-irradiated vial of The Glistening	0		Effect: "Pronounced Potency", Effect Duration: 41
6036	weak acceptable green artisanal limoncello	2	good	
6037	ginger ale	0		
6038	rotten miniature incredible pizza	2	crappy	
6039	strapping oil cap of the cougar	0		Muscle: +5, Moxie: +20, Familiar Effect: "cap 28"
6040	blinking scorching clever oil lamp	0		Maximum MP: +20, Hot Damage: +25
6041	grievous oil slacks	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 30"
6042	frightening oil pan	0		Spooky Damage: +5
6043	gray blinking jittery boid	0		
6044	jittery woim	0		
6045	Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette	0		
6046	BittyCar SoulCar	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6047	hardy experienced Misty Cloak	0		Experience: +2, Maximum HP: +50
6048	mirror blue executive resourceful Misty Robe	0		Maximum MP: +50, Meat Drop: +40
6049	executive Jim Carey's Misty Cape of temperance	0		Monster Level: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +40
6050	pulsating woimbook	0		Familiar Weight: +5
6051	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6052	spoiled half-sized olive Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco	2	crappy	Last Available: "2012-12"
6053	lousy tumbling Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita	4	decent	Last Available: "2012-12"
6054	polarized tarnished wobbly Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro	0		Effect: "Pronounced Potency", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2012-12"
6055	tumbling yellow psychoanalytic jar	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6056	The Sword in the Steak	0		Last Available: "2013-12", Wiki Name: "The Sword in the Steak (item)"
6057	Meatcleaver of the overflowing toilet of horror	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2013-12"
6058	quilted Crimbo Elf bobble-head	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Last Available: "2012-12"
6059	olive Crimbo stogie-scented room odorizer of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Last Available: "2012-12"
6060	spinning dance instructor's Crimbo bottomless hot cocoa mug	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
6061	gray flame-wreathed Crimbo tree flocker	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
6062	Crimbo light-up Rudolph doll of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2012-12"
6063	smartaleck's Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Last Available: "2012-12"
6064	shaking sharp tin strip	0		
6065	teal wad of spider silk	0		
6066	goblin collarbone	0		
6067	huge auspicious Truthsayer of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6068	loose blade	0		
6069	jittery goblin bone hilt	0		
6070	sword blade	0		
6071	Thinknerd's Grimoire of Geeky Gifts	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-12", Skill: "Summon Geeky Gifts"
6072	confusing LED clock	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6073	dry anodized haggis-infused soap	0		Effect: "You Know When to Walk Away", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2012-12"
6074	electrified modified magicberry tablets	0		Effect: "Pasta Oneness", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2012-12"
6075	nitrogenated narrow 37x37x37 puzzle cube	0		Effect: "Emotion Sickness", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2012-12"
6076	drinkable skewed McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade	4	good	Last Available: "2012-12"
6077	normal wobbly haggis-wrapped haggis-stuffed haggis	3	good	Last Available: "2012-12"
6078	tumbling home robotics kit	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6079	blurry school calculator watch	0		Last Available: "2012-12", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.25
6080	frosty haggis socks	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Haggis Kick", Last Available: "2012-12"
6081	cyan airblaster gun	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Air Blast", Last Available: "2012-12"
6082	Thinknerd T-shirt grab bag	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6083	actual reality goggles	0		Single Equip, Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-12"
6084	Mr. Haggis	0		Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2012-12"
6085	gray magnetic sculpture kit	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6086	yellow studded Microplushie: Otakulone	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Last Available: "2012-12"
6087	Microplushie: Hippylase of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2012-12"
6088	lion tamer's Microplushie: Bropane	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Last Available: "2012-12"
6089	Temple Grandin's Microplushie: Sororitrate	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Last Available: "2012-12"
6090	tumbling Jack Frost's Microplushie: Gothochondria	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2012-12"
6091	bouncing reassuring Microplushie: Raverdrine	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2012-12"
6092	tumbling extremely unsafe Microplushie: Hobomosome	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2012-12"
6093	chaotic Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
6094	jittery hardy Microplushie: Dorkonide	0		Maximum HP: +50, Last Available: "2012-12"
6095	Lo Pan's Microplushie: Fauxnerditide	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Last Available: "2012-12"
6096	fuchsia stanky Microplushie: Hipsterine	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2012-12"
6097	classy monkey	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6098	gourd potion	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6099	Thinknerd T-Shirt of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Last Available: "2012-12"
6100	pile of useless robot parts	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6101	homemade robot	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6102	homemade robot gear	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6103	Artist's Whisk of Misery	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6104	Artist's Butterknife of Regret	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6105	Artist's Spatula of Despair	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6106	Artist's Cookie Cutter of Loneliness	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6107	ghostly Artist's Cr&egrave;me Brul&eacute;e Torch of Fury	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6108	family-friendly Herculean Ginsu&trade;	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2013-12"
6109	olive bubble-wrap simulator (one broken button)	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6110	bubble-wrap simulator (half broken)	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6111	squat bubble-wrap simulator (one button left)	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6112	zaibatsu lobby card	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6113	zaibatsu level 1 card	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6114	huge zaibatsu level 2 card	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6115	zaibatsu level 3 card	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6116	teal CEO office card	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6117	red test site key	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6118	blinking goggles	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6119	abacus	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6120	bonsai tree	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6121	bad squat Chinese beer	3	decent	Last Available: "2013-12"
6122	cat statue	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6123	rhinoceros horn	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6124	furry pink pillow	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6125	ionized narrow huge bottle of limeade	0		Effect: "Oxygenated Blood", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2013-12"
6126	fuchsia crafty dance instructor's novelty tattoo sleeves	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Maximum MP: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6127	mirror pair of rhinoceros horns	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6128	furry brown pillow	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6129	greasy makeshift yakuza mask	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6130	green piece	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6131	jittery mirror toy taijijian	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6132	battery	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6133	prompt manspreader's White Dragon Fang of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Monster Level: +10, Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2013-12"
6134	butterfly knife of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Last Available: "2013-12"
6135	wobbly tube of herbal ointment	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6136	yellow blinking pencil kunai	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6137	nippy weighted paperclip chain	0		Cold Damage: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6138	great capacitor	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6139	twirling jittery nasty rubber gloves	0		Stench Damage: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
6140	olive squat Chinese curse words	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6141	green triad summoning scroll	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6142	rotten gigantic roasted duck	8	crappy	Last Available: "2013-12"
6143	tasty twirling dead meat bun	3	awesome	Last Available: "2013-12"
6144	jittery Socratic cat collar	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6145	friendly personal trainer's suspicious-looking fedora	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Familiar Weight: +3, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 15", Last Available: "2013-12"
6147	twirling Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6148	Deactivated MiniMechaElf	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6149	MiniMechaElf Laser Punch Missile Launcher	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6150	bouncing Snow Suit	0		Familiar Weight: +20, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2013-01"
6151	twirling carrot nose	0		Last Available: "2013-01"
6152	decent upside-down carrot cake	4	good	Last Available: "2013-01"
6153	enchanted weak lousy carrot claret	2	decent	Effect: "Mystically Oiled", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2013-01"
6154	twisted squat carrot juice	1	crappy	Effect: "Vitali Tea", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2013-01"
6155	pixel power cell	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6156	flickering pixel	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6157	censurious beefcake's Byte	0		Muscle: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2013-12"
6158	gray banded anger blaster	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Rage Flame", Last Available: "2013-12"
6159	mirror maroon doubt cannon of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Doubt Shackles", Last Available: "2013-12"
6160	fear condenser of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fear Vapor", Last Available: "2013-12"
6161	educational regret hose	0		Experience: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Tear Wave", Last Available: "2013-12"
6162	ghostly Young Man's Crew Sequester	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6163	Young Man's Cargo Load	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6164	resourceful Samson's commodore's hat	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Maximum MP: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley", Last Available: "2013-12"
6165	naval trousers of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xPotato", Last Available: "2013-12"
6166	cool deck cannon	0		Moxie: +5, Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
6167	pulsating vibrating ornamental sextant	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6168	Jack Frost's Bloodbath of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2013-12"
6169	lousy distilled Hundred Headed IPA	5	decent	Last Available: "2013-12"
6170	diet flavorless spinning chum	1	decent	Last Available: "2013-12"
6171	alkaline spinning crude crudit&eacute;s	0		Effect: "Dweeby", Effect Duration: 37
6172	oxidized double-improved candy crayons	0		Effect: "Super Accuracy", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2020-09"
6173	Temple Grandin's pixel grappling hook of the cheetah	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Initiative: +60
6174	GameInformPowerDailyPro magazine	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
6175	huge GameInformPowerDailyPro walkthru	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
6176	fuchsia cosmic egg	0		
6177	cosmic dough	0		
6178	cosmic vegetable	0		
6179	upside-down cosmic cheese	0		
6180	ghostly cosmic potted meat product	0		
6181	bouncing olive cosmic potato	0		
6182	cosmic cream	0		
6183	cosmic fruit	0		
6184	stanky razor-sharp Da Vinci's Jarlsberg's hat	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +25
6185	special moldy blurry consummate hard-boiled egg	3	crappy	Effect: "Here to Kick Ass", Effect Duration: 15
6186	flavorless consummate fried egg	4	decent	
6187	spoiled bite-sized wobbly consummate egg salad	1	crappy	
6188	half-sized toothsome consummate bagel	2	awesome	
6189	spoiled consummate sliced bread	4	crappy	
6190	diet spoiled consummate hot dog bun	1	crappy	
6191	spoiled miniature blue consummate brownie	2	crappy	
6192	yummy consummate toast	3	awesome	
6193	watered-down drinkable passable stout	2	good	
6194	spoiled consummate soup	3	crappy	
6195	huge normal consummate corn chips	9	good	
6196	low-calorie normal jittery consummate salad	1	good	
6197	snack-sized rotten consummate salsa	2	crappy	
6198	decent consummate sauerkraut	3	good	
6199	delicious skewed consummate cheese slice	3	awesome	
6200	jumbo spoiled fuchsia consummate melted cheese	5	crappy	
6201	moldy consummate bacon	3	crappy	
6202	decent consummate meatloaf	3	good	
6203	spoiled consummate steak	3	crappy	
6204	tasty consummate cuts	4	awesome	
6205	decent consummate frankfurter	4	good	
6206	bland miniature consummate french fries	2	decent	
6207	half-sized stale shaking consummate baked potato	2	decent	
6208	watered-down mediocre acceptable vodka	2	decent	
6209	spoiled consummate ice cream	4	crappy	
6210	normal spinning consummate whipped cream	3	good	
6211	gigantic flavorless cyan consummate cream	6	decent	
6212	jumbo tasty consummate strawberries	5	awesome	
6213	diet moldy fancy consummate sorbet	1	crappy	Effect: "Charrrming", Effect Duration: 50
6214	weak enchanted artisanal adequate rum	2	EPIC	Effect: "Egg on your Face", Effect Duration: 30
6215	lousy weak mediocre lager	2	decent	
6216	adequate tumbling shaking immaculate grilled cheese	3	good	
6217	moldy spinning immaculate ice cream sandwich	4	crappy	
6218	stale immaculate hot dog	4	decent	
6219	normal immaculate egg salad sandwich	4	good	
6220	rotten perfect sandwich	3	crappy	
6221	flavorless perfect chef salad	4	decent	
6222	spoiled bouncing perfect breakfast	3	crappy	
6223	normal big sublime deluxe hot dog	5	good	
6224	spoiled huge sublime stew	8	crappy	
6225	adequate tiny olive sublime nachos	1	good	
6226	toothsome huge Ultimate Breakfast Sandwich	4	awesome	
6227	fancy stale mirror Loaded Baked Potato	3	decent	Effect: "Blubbered Up", Effect Duration: 50
6228	tasty half-sized Omega Sundae	2	awesome	
6229	acceptable Das Sauerlager	4	good	
6230	drinkable watered-down Bologna Lambic	2	good	
6231	boozy bad Vodka Dog	5	decent	
6232	mediocre twirling Disappointed Russian	4	decent	
6233	artisanal Chunky Mary	3	EPIC	
6234	lousy weak Nachojito	2	decent	
6235	high-proof tolerable Le Roi	9	good	
6236	special weak lousy Over Easy Rider	2	decent	Effect: "Sweet and Red", Effect Duration: 5
6237	wobbly huge cosmic six-pack	0		
6239	modified jittery cube of ectoplasm	0		Effect: "Moose Wisdom", Effect Duration: 11
6240	Vulcanized Illuminati earpiece	0		Effect: "Psalm of Pointiness", Effect Duration: 57
6241	colloidal spinning purple censored can label	0		Effect: "The Sweats", Effect Duration: 42
6242	pressed super-boiled ectoplasm <i>au jus</i>	0		Effect: "Rampage!", Effect Duration: 18
6243	improved boiled teal upside-down the kindest cut	0		Effect: "The Spy Who Loved XP", Effect Duration: 39
6244	liquefied cat's paw	0		Effect: "Chalky Hand", Effect Duration: 34
6245	boiled ASCII fu manchu	0		Effect: "Slightly Cursed, Mostly Lucky", Effect Duration: 26
6246	tarnished dry demonic surgical gloves	0		Effect: "Vitali Tea", Effect Duration: 68
6247	electrified altered yellow clip-on ninja tie	0		Effect: "Rampage!", Effect Duration: 62
6248	tarnished gamer slurry	0		Effect: "Rotten Memories", Effect Duration: 66
6249	dungeoneering kit	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
6250	squat lard-coated resourceful Oprah's hale Da Vinci's numberwang of incineration	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Maximum HP: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Maximum MP: +50, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
6251	electrified flattened scroll of Protection from Bad Stuff	0		Effect: "Boon of She-Who-Was", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2013-02"
6252	alkaline double-oxidized scroll of Puddingskin	0		Effect: "Orc Chops", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2013-02"
6253	Spellbook: Walberg's Dim Bulb	0		Skill: "Walberg's Dim Bulb"
6254	tumbling blurry Spellbook: Singer's Faithful Ocelot	0		Skill: "Singer's Faithful Ocelot"
6255	ghostly pulsating Spellbook: Drescher's Annoying Noise	0		Skill: "Drescher's Annoying Noise"
6256	blurry dried gelatinous cube	0		
6257	maroon pile of dungeon junk	0		Familiar Weight: +5
6258	greasy hardy smooth thinker's Staff of the Healthy Breakfast	0		Mysticality: +10, Moxie: +15, Maximum HP: +50, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Jiggle: "Recover Some HP"
6259	gravedigger's flame-wreathed sharpshooter's ruddy Staff of the Staff of Life	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Damage: +10, Jiggle: "Full HP Recovery"
6260	forbidden Staff of the Light Lunch of horror of the glutton	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Food Drop: +100, Jiggle: "Deal Some Cold Damage"
6261	horrifying Staff of the Standalone Cheese of incineration of the sweet-tooth	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Damage: +25, Candy Drop: +100, Jiggle: "Banish opponent for the rest of the day"
6262	huge knitted rock-hard arcane researcher's Staff of the Hearty Dinner	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Damage Reduction: 5, Cold Resistance: +3, Jiggle: "Weaken Bad Guy"
6263	lime green sizzling friendly Staff of the All-Steak of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Familiar Weight: +3, Hot Damage: +10, Jiggle: "Massive Bonus to Item Drops"
6264	shaking knitted sharpshooter's padded Staff of Fruit Salad	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Cold Resistance: +3, Jiggle: "Deal Some Prismatic Damage"
6265	ruddy banded boxer's Staff of the Cream of the Cream	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Damage Absorption: +100, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Jiggle: "Attune to Monster's Essence"
6266	jar of protein powder	0		
6267	small stale upside-down upside-down grain of protein powder	2	decent	
6268	Vulcanized galvanized lime green pec oil	0		Effect: "Rat-Faced", Effect Duration: 53
6269	purple gym membership card of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20
6270	unsweetened aerosolized twirling blue Squat-Thrust Magazine	0		Effect: "Whole Latte Love", Effect Duration: 55
6271	massive dumbbell	0		
6272	censurious penguin keychain of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Sleaze Resistance: +3
6273	irradiated magnetized O'RLY manual	0		Effect: "Bugbear in Tooth and Claw", Effect Duration: 35
6274	bad open sauce	4	decent	
6275	Sherlock's extremely unsafe turkey leg	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Item Drop: +25
6276	artisanal red Ye Olde Meade	3	EPIC	
6277	corrupted altered dry olive Ye Olde Bawdy Limerick	0		Effect: "Ocelot Eyes", Effect Duration: 20
6278	pulsating Ye Olde Medieval Insult	0		
6279	pewter claymore of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100
6280	blurry hardened artisanal rice peeler	0		Damage Reduction: 3
6281	spoiled heirloom grape tomato	4	crappy	
6282	cyan chipotle wasabi cilantro aioli	0		
6283	spinning executive brown felt tophat	0		Meat Drop: +40, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
6284	fuchsia gear	0		
6285	lard-coated nippy Mark I Steam-Hat	0		Cold Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
6286	nippy Mark II Steam-Hat of the cougar of the scaredy-cat	0		Moxie: +20, Monster Level: -15, Cold Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
6287	hardy Mark III Steam-Hat of the storm of the sewer of the detective	0		Maximum HP: +50, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Stench Damage: +25, Item Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
6288	up-at-dawn family-friendly rosewater-soaked scandalous wizardly Mark IV Steam-Hat	0		Mysticality: +25, Sleaze Damage: +5, Stench Resistance: +3, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Adventures: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
6289	toasty hale forbidden savvy Mark V Steam-Hat of horror	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Maximum HP: +20, Hot Damage: +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Death Ray", Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
6290	steam-powered model rocketship	0		
6291	beefcake's punk rock jacket of the brazier	0		Muscle: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +25
6292	mirror teal safety pin of the dark arts of the empath	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Familiar Weight: +5
6293	fancy spoiled massive stolen sushi	6	crappy	Effect: "Halloweeny", Effect Duration: 25
6294	blinking very overdue library book	0		
6295	drum 'n' bass 'n' drum 'n' bass record	0		
6296	yellow cosmic bucket	0		Free Pull
6297	fragment of Jarlsberg's soul	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-06"
6298	Thwaitgold firefly statuette	0		
6299	model airship	0		
6300	colloidal extra-dry green Super Weight-Gain 9000	0		Effect: "All Blued Up", Effect Duration: 49
6301	dry possibility potion	0		Effect: "Hairless and Airless", Effect Duration: 13
6302	eleven-foot pole	0		
6303	ring of Detect Boring Doors	0		
6304	squat lard-coated mansplainer's MacGyver's baleful educational Jarlsberg's pan (Cosmic portal mode)	0		Experience: +1, Spell Damage: +25, Maximum MP: +100, Monster Level: +15, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Softcore Only, Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-03", Softcore Only: [1-path(Avatar of Jarlsberg)]
6305	wholesome Sinatra's savvy Jarlsberg's pan of incineration	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Experience (Moxie): +5, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Item Drop: +5, Softcore Only, Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-03", Softcore Only: [1-path(Avatar of Jarlsberg)]
6306	Cosmic Calorie	0		Last Available: "2013-03"
6307	deionized teal narrow celestial olive oil	0		Effect: "Boschface", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2013-03"
6308	moist cold-filtered celestial carrot juice	0		Effect: "Hot Buttoned", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2013-03"
6309	denatured liquefied celestial au jus	0		Effect: "Initiative and Let Die", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2013-03"
6310	non-liquefied polarized skewed twirling celestial squid ink	0		Effect: "Drenched With Filth", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2013-03"
6311	Uncle Buck of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Softcore Only
6312	twirling crate of fish meat	0		
6313	damp wallet	0		
6314	pulsating olive pipe	0		Effect: "Fishy", Effect Duration: 10
6315	Usain Bolt's sage SCUBA tank	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Initiative: +80, Adventure Underwater
6316	blinking Socratic deep six-shooter of the businessman	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Meat Drop: +50
6317	sea chaps of Tarzan of the empath	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Familiar Weight: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xBarrr"
6318	scandalous lion tamer's sea holster of incineration	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Damage: +5, Single Equip
6319	aerosolized fuchsia shavin' razor	0		Effect: "Gyromitra Gymnastics", Effect Duration: 56
6320	wobbly slick long-forgotten necklace	0		Moxie: +10
6321	pearl	0		
6322	sea lace	0		
6323	shaking teal greedy flame-retardant coward's jam band	0		Monster Level: -20, Hot Resistance: +1, Meat Drop: +20
6324	Herculean groovy aquamariner's ring of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Moxie Percent: +10, Experience (Muscle): +1, Single Equip
6325	ribald aquamariner's necklace of doom of the cheetah	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Damage: +10, Initiative: +60, Single Equip
6326	asbestos-lined extremely unsafe pearl diver's ring	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Hot Resistance: +5, Single Equip
6327	perfumed pearl diver's necklace	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Item Drop: +5, Single Equip
6328	sushi doily	0		
6329	scimitar cozy	0		
6330	shaking fish stick cozy	0		
6331	bazooka cozy	0		
6332	Tesla medical-grade padded cozy scimitar	0		Damage Absorption: +20, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Breakable
6333	curative Staff of the Cozy Fish of the wise owl of the sweet-tooth	0		Mysticality: +20, Candy Drop: +100, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Breakable
6334	twirling aromatic smooth cozy bazooka of terror	0		Moxie: +15, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +1, Breakable
6335	narrow forbidden sea mantle of the businessman	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Meat Drop: +50
6336	reassuring double-paned sea shawl	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Spooky Resistance: +1, Spell Damage Percent: +150
6337	dance instructor's sea cape of incineration	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Initiative: +50, Critical Hit Percent: +15
6338	saltwaterbed	0		
6339	supercool muddy pirate hat of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Moxie Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 31"
6340	hardened floral-print skirt of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Damage Reduction: 3, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 2xPotato, cap 15"
6341	tumbling arcane researcher's brawny spectral axe	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10
6342	squat scandalous savvy super-strong air freshener	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Sleaze Damage: +5
6343	concentrated yellow Mer-kin lipstick	0		Effect: "All Is Forgiven", Effect Duration: 32
6344	Mer-kin mouthsoap	0		
6345	adjusted ionized blinking Mer-kin strongjuice	0		Effect: "Souper Vengeful", Effect Duration: 53
6346	bouncing Mer-kin fitbrine	0		
6347	altered ionized Mer-kin ragejuice	0		Effect: "Tiki Temerity", Effect Duration: 20
6348	bouncing slick Mer-kin dragbelt	0		Moxie: +10, Experience (Muscle): +20, Single Equip
6349	horrifying Mer-kin eyeglasses	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Experience (Mysticality): +20, Single Equip
6350	up-at-dawn Mer-kin gutgirdle	0		Adventures: +5, Experience (Moxie): +20, Single Equip
6351	narrow supercool Mer-kin finpaddle	0		Moxie Percent: +20
6352	scorching Mer-kin stopwatch	0		Hot Damage: +25, Initiative: +50
6353	red Mer-kin dreadscroll	0		
6354	alkaline skewed cyan Mer-kin smartjuice	0		Effect: "Don't Step to Your Stepmother", Effect Duration: 28
6355	triple-irradiated nitrogenated lime green ghostly Mer-kin cooljuice	0		Effect: "Scorpio Rising", Effect Duration: 48
6356	Mer-kin worktea	0		
6357	narrow Mer-kin knucklebone	0		
6358	wobbly Mer-kin darkbook	0		Skill: "Deep Dark Visions"
6359	Mer-kin begsign of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +40
6360	Libram of Pulled Taffy	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-04", Skill: "Summon Taffy"
6361	super-flattened altered narrow pulled taffy	0		Effect: "Sugar Smacks", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2013-04"
6362	irradiated blurry olive pulled indigo taffy	0		Effect: "critical.enh", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2013-04"
6363	ionized ghostly pulled taffy	0		Effect: "Crud&eacute;", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2013-04"
6364	energized triple-deionized upside-down pulled taffy	0		Effect: "Patched In", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2013-04"
6365	warmed Vulcanized blurry pulled taffy	0		Effect: "Super Speed", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2013-04"
6366	dry bouncing pulled violet taffy	0		Effect: "Badger Underfoot", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2013-04"
6367	pressed bouncing pulled taffy	0		Effect: "Cancer Rising", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2013-04"
6368	lime green Mer-kin hallpass	0		
6369	red lump of clay	0		
6370	twisted piece of wire	0		
6371	mediocre fortified special can of the cheapest beer	5	decent	Effect: "Fancy Feasted", Effect Duration: 50
6372	perfectly mixed weak bottle of fruity &quot;wine&quot;	2	EPIC	
6373	drinkable enchanted single swig of vodka	3	good	Effect: "White Blooded", Effect Duration: 35
6374	red angry inch	0		
6375	zippy testy toolbox	0		Initiative: +20, Rollover Effect Duration: 11
6376	Jick-o-User	0		
6378	maroon eraser nubbin	0		
6379	chlorine crystal	0		
6380	ionized quantum liquefied ph balancer	0		Effect: "Cranberry Cordiality", Effect Duration: 64
6381	frozen quantum denatured bouncing mysterious chemical residue	0		Effect: "Disdain of She-Who-Was", Effect Duration: 13
6382	nugget of sodium	0		
6383	root beer	1	decent	
6384	wobbly blurry jigsaw blade	0		
6385	wood screw	0		
6386	squat balsa plank	0		
6387	blob of wood glue	0		
6388	envyfish egg	0		Last Available: "2013-04"
6389	boiled dry bouncing green Mer-kin rocksalt	0		Effect: "Braaaains Over Braaaawwn", Effect Duration: 48
6390	liquefied chilled Mer-kin saltmint	0		Effect: "The Moxie of LOV", Effect Duration: 18
6391	unsweetened ionized yellow Mer-kin saltsquid	0		Effect: "Gummibrain", Effect Duration: 24
6392	up-at-dawn avaricious scale-mail underwear	0		Meat Drop: +30, Adventures: +5, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley"
6393	corrupted comb jelly	0		Effect: "Toothy Grin", Effect Duration: 46
6394	anemone sauce	0		
6395	pulsating inky squid sauce	0		
6396	blurry Mer-kin weaksauce	0		
6397	twirling pulsating peanut sauce	0		
6398	glass	0		
6399	super-flattened yellow Boss Drops	0		Effect: "In the Saucestream", Effect Duration: 40
6400	blue Mer-kin lunchbox	0		
6401	adjusted tear	0		Effect: "Ooh, Bitter!", Effect Duration: 38
6402	boiled jagged tooth	0		Effect: "Ichorous Intensity", Effect Duration: 53
6403	double-pickled nitrogenated oxidized grisly shell fragment	0		Effect: "Fit To Be Tide", Effect Duration: 68
6404	vacuum-sealed blue violent pastilles	0		Effect: "Bugbear in Tooth and Claw", Effect Duration: 17
6405	deionized ghostly worst candy	0		Effect: "Weapon of Mass Destruction", Effect Duration: 64
6406	liquefied fudge-shaped hole in space-time	0		Effect: "Yuletide Mutations", Effect Duration: 24
6407	wobbly Van der Graaf groovy Pocket Square of Loathing of James Dean	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Experience (Moxie): +3, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Cloathing
6408	fuchsia corrupted stardust	0		
6409	twirling Star Spawn	0		
6410	bow from beyond the stars	0		Familiar Weight: +5
6411	cyan KoLHS Pep Squad Box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-09"
6412	shaking skull	0		No Pull
6413	Order of the Green Thumb Order Form	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-04"
6414	clutch of dodecapede eggs	0		
6415	tasty flavorless gruel	4	awesome	
6416	stale mana curds	4	decent	
6417	gray twist of lime	0		
6418	tumbling pencil stub	0		
6419	oxidized tumbling moth dust	0		Effect: "Heart of Lavender", Effect Duration: 46
6420	frozen polymerized glob of spoiled mayo	0		Effect: "Mint-Condition Breath", Effect Duration: 46
6421	tonic djinn	0		
6422	huge moldy vampire chowder	9	crappy	
6423	green skewed Tales of Dread	0		Free Pull
6424	Dreadsylvanian skeleton key	0		
6425	lime green ghostly Official Seal of Dreadsylvania	0		
6426	rotten miniature Dreadsylvanian stew	2	crappy	
6427	tolerable practically non-alcoholic Dreadsylvanian	1	good	
6428	extra-activated deionized lime green Dreadsylvanian flask	0		Effect: "Vitali Tea", Effect Duration: 57
6429	moist Dreadsylvanian flask	0		Effect: "Jerky, Boy", Effect Duration: 62
6430	dreadful fedora of the empath of the early riser	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Adventures: +7, Kruegerand Drop: 5, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xLep"
6431	smooth dreadful sweater	0		Moxie: +15, Kruegerand Drop: 5
6432	bouncing prompt dreadful glove	0		Adventures: +3, Kruegerand Drop: 5
6433	Freddy Kruegerand	0		
6434	narrow Mark of the Bugbear	0		
6435	Mark of the Werewolf	0		
6436	Mark of the Zombie	0		
6437	ghostly Mark of the Ghost	0		
6438	Mark of the Vampire	0		
6439	Mark of the Skeleton	0		
6440	narrow teal aromatic Jeselnik's smooth Covers-Your-Head	0		Moxie: +15, Sleaze Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +1, Class: "Disco Bandit", Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xVolley"
6441	Jim Carey's baleful Drapes-You-Regally of the cheetah	0		Spell Damage: +25, Monster Level: +25, Initiative: +60, Class: "Disco Bandit"
6442	jittery censurious coward's Warms-Your-Tush of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Monster Level: -20, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Class: "Disco Bandit", Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xPotato"
6443	Jim Carey's energetic Helps-You-Sleep	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Monster Level: +25, Single Equip, Blind
6444	Samson's brainy Quiets-Your-Steps of the early riser	0		Mysticality: +5, Experience (Muscle): +5, Adventures: +7, Single Equip
6445	Rosewater's Protects-Your-Junk of the boozehound	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Booze Drop: +100, Single Equip
6446	tolerable boozy Gets-You-Drunk	5	good	
6447	blinking healthy Great Wolf's headband of the dark arts of horror	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Class: "Seal Clubber", Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley"
6448	censurious Great Wolf's left paw of the storm of the businessman	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Meat Drop: +50, Class: "Seal Clubber", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Great Slash"
6449	stanky cool Great Wolf's right paw of the blizzard	0		Moxie: +5, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Class: "Seal Clubber", Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Great Slash"
6450	prompt Great Wolf's rocket launcher of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Adventures: +3, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Rocket"
6451	executive clever Great Wolf's beastly trousers of incineration	0		Maximum MP: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Meat Drop: +40, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1.5xWhelp"
6452	upside-down blue mirror Great Wolf's lice	0		
6453	double-adjusted olive Hunger&trade; Sauce	0		Effect: "Pork Power", Effect Duration: 56
6454	lard-coated occult dangerous zombie mariachi hat	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Class: "Accordion Thief", Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep"
6455	sizzling zombie accordion of terror of the cheetah	0		Hot Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Initiative: +60, Class: "Accordion Thief", Single Equip, Song Duration: 20
6456	nasty energetic zombie mariachi pants of incineration	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Stench Damage: +5, Class: "Accordion Thief", Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy"
6457	ribald Fonzie's wizardly HOA regulation book	0		Mysticality: +25, Experience (Moxie): +1, Sleaze Damage: +10
6458	shellacked HOA zombie eyes of incineration of bravery	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Resistance: +5, Single Equip
6459	skewed HOA citation pad	0		
6460	wriggling severed nose	0		
6461	nosy nose ringy ring	0		Familiar Weight: +15
6462	huge avaricious Sherlock's nasty Mayor Ghost's toupee	0		Stench Damage: +5, Item Drop: +25, Meat Drop: +30, Class: "Pastamancer", Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xBarrr"
6463	nippy crafty smooth Mayor Ghost's cloak	0		Moxie: +15, Maximum MP: +10, Cold Damage: +10, Class: "Pastamancer"
6464	brawny Mayor Ghost's khakis of extreme caution of courage	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Monster Level: -25, Spooky Resistance: +3, Class: "Pastamancer", Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, HP regen"
6465	Temple Grandin's dance instructor's boxer's Mayor Ghost's gavel	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Familiar Weight: +7, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Hammer Ghost"
6466	blue scandalous hardened Fonzie's Mayor Ghost's sash	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Damage Reduction: 3, Sleaze Damage: +5, Single Equip
6467	olive mirror Mayor Ghost's scissors	0		
6468	thick stale blurry ghost pepper	5	decent	
6469	sizzling Annie Oakley's baleful Thunkula's drinking cap	0		Spell Damage: +25, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Hot Damage: +10, Class: "Sauceror", Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley"
6470	lightning-fast Jack Frost's nippy Drunkula's cape	0		Cold Damage: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Initiative: +40, Class: "Sauceror"
6471	medical-grade Drunkula's silky pants of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Item Drop: +5, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Class: "Sauceror", Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhoul"
6472	Drunkula's bell	0		
6473	Usain Bolt's smartaleck's Drunkula's ring of haze of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Moxie Percent: +30, Initiative: +80, Avoid Attack: 1, Single Equip
6474	nippy Drunkula's wineglass	0		Cold Damage: +10
6475	hand-crafted bottle of Bloodweiser	4	EPIC	
6476	gravedigger's flame-wreathed beefy Unkillable Skeleton's skullcap	0		Muscle: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Damage: +10, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy"
6477	wobbly avaricious ruddy hardened Unkillable Skeleton's breastplate	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Meat Drop: +30, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
6478	lime green prompt Lo Pan's smooth Unkillable Skeleton's shinguards	0		Moxie: +15, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Adventures: +3, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr"
6479	green knitted lard-coated razor-sharp Unkillable Skeleton's sawsword of the scaredy-cat of incineration of courage	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Monster Level: -15, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +3, Spooky Resistance: +3
6480	grievous Unkillable Skeleton's shield of the storm	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Thorns: 1
6481	squat miser's Unkillable Skeleton's restless leg of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Meat Drop: +10
6482	Temple Grandin's sinister smartaleck's Staff of the Roaring Hearth	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Weight: +7
6483	mirror bouncing Kool-Aid	1	decent	
6484	dread tarragon	0		
6485	bone flour	0		
6486	dreadful roast	0		
6487	fuchsia stinking agaricus	0		
6488	decent wobbly Dreadsylvanian shepherd's pie	3	good	
6489	upside-down music box parts	0		
6490	unwound mechanical songbird	0		
6491	blurry tailfeathers	0		Familiar Weight: +5
6492	wobbly wax banana	0		
6493	complicated lock impression	0		
6494	replica key	0		
6495	savvy Dreadsylvania Auditor's badge	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Kruegerand Drop: 5, Single Equip
6496	blood kiwi	0		
6497	eau de mort	0		
6498	mediocre shaking wobbly bloody kiwitini	4	decent	
6499	moon-amber	0		
6500	shaking polished moon-amber	0		
6501	tumbling sharpshooter's sinister moon-amber necklace of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Spell Damage: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Single Equip
6502	Dreadsylvanian seed pod	0		
6503	ghost pencil	0		
6504	studded hangman's hood of the wise owl of doom	0		Mysticality: +20, Damage Absorption: +80, Spooky Spell Damage: +50
6505	blurry toasty Herculean cool ring finger ring	0		Moxie: +5, Experience (Muscle): +1, Hot Damage: +5, Single Equip
6506	shaking Dreadsylvanian clockwork key	0		
6507	squat cool iron ingot	0		
6508	executive cool iron helmet of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Meat Drop: +40, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy"
6509	wobbly careful quilted cool iron breastplate	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Monster Level: -10
6510	vibrating sage cool iron greaves	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr"
6511	twirling crafty banded ghost shawl	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Maximum MP: +10
6512	skull capacitor	0		
6513	huge ruddy warm fur	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40
6514	blinking snowstick of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50
6515	reassuring eerie fetish	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Single Equip
6516	hand-crafted stinkwater	3	super ultra EPIC	
6517	dubious loincloth	0		Damage Aura: 1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1.5xVolley"
6518	diet decent accidental mutton	1	good	
6519	stanky wicked drafty drawers	0		Spell Damage: +5, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley"
6520	vibrating wholesome wolfskull mask	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xBarrr"
6521	Newton's guts necklace	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Single Equip
6522	groping claw of the pedagogue of James Dean	0		Experience: +3, Experience (Moxie): +3
6523	stanky vengeful spirit	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25
6524	strapping BOOtonniere	0		Muscle: +5, Single Equip
6525	deionized wet ghost thread	0		Effect: "Turkey-Agitated", Effect Duration: 53
6526	twirling green stanky medical-grade bag of unfinished business	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
6527	flame-retardant Da Vinci's transparent pants	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Hot Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xPotato"
6528	rosewater-soaked hothammer	0		Stench Resistance: +3
6529	artisanal Thriller Ice	3	EPIC	
6530	jittery grandfather watch of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Single Equip, Nonstackable Watch
6531	spinning muddy skirt	0		Damage Aura: 1, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xFairy"
6532	auspicious thinker's spyglass	0		Mysticality: +10, Item Drop: +10
6533	tumbling rock-hard vial of hot blood	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Single Equip
6534	blinking coward's remorseless knife	0		Monster Level: -20
6535	personal trainer's intimidating coiffure	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Familiar Effect: "hot afk, 1xPotato"
6536	twirling groovy cod cape of Tarzan	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Experience (Muscle): +3
6537	normal special blood sausage	3	good	Effect: "Third Based", Effect Duration: 45
6538	bouncing forbidden frying brainpan of the blizzard	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Cold Spell Damage: +25
6539	Jeselnik's ball and chain of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +25, Single Equip
6540	maroon brainy dry bone	0		Mysticality: +5
6541	tailbone shield of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Thorns: 1
6542	wizardly tonguebone	0		Mysticality: +25, Single Equip
6543	fuchsia Jeselnik's occult pogo stick	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Sleaze Damage: +25, Single Equip
6545	veiny razor-sharp strapping weedy skirt	0		Muscle: +5, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Maximum HP: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy"
6546	sinister educational pants	0		Experience: +1, Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk"
6547	Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette	0		
6548	cooling iron helmet	0		
6549	huge twirling cooling iron breastplate	0		
6550	cooling iron greaves	0		
6551	hot cluster	0		
6552	cluster	0		
6553	cluster	0		
6554	stench cluster	0		
6555	skewed sleaze cluster	0		
6556	concentrated bouncing phial of hotness	0		Effect: "EVISCERATE!", Effect Duration: 61
6557	colloidal energized phial of coldness	0		Effect: "Be a Mind Master", Effect Duration: 29
6558	oxidized skewed phial of spookiness	0		Effect: "Radiated and Grodiated", Effect Duration: 55
6559	pressed wet oxidized twirling bouncing phial of stench	0		Effect: "Bolts about Candy", Effect Duration: 56
6560	altered boiled spinning phial of sleaziness	0		Effect: "Serenity", Effect Duration: 57
6561	adventurer clone egg	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-06"
6562	squat mini-Mr. Accessory	0		Familiar Weight: +5
6563	Oprah's hand of Mr. Cards	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Throw a Mr. Card"
6564	rotten tiny Dreadsylvanian hot pocket	1	crappy	
6565	bland tumbling Dreadsylvanian pocket	3	decent	
6566	spoiled snack-sized Dreadsylvanian pocket	2	crappy	
6567	miniature flavorless Dreadsylvanian stink pocket	2	decent	
6568	thick decent blinking Dreadsylvanian sleaze pocket	5	good	
6569	spirit-forward mediocre Dreadsylvanian hot toddy	5	decent	
6570	watered-down mediocre Dreadsylvanian cold-fashioned	2	decent	
6571	enchanted aged fuchsia Dreadsylvanian grimlet	3	awesome	Effect: "Cockroach Scurry", Effect Duration: 45
6572	artisanal wobbly Dreadsylvanian dank and stormy	4	super ultra mega EPIC	
6573	acceptable practically non-alcoholic Dreadsylvanian slithery nipple	1	good	
6574	ghostly hot clusterbomb	0		
6575	upside-down clusterbomb	0		
6576	clusterbomb	0		
6577	stench clusterbomb	0		
6578	sleaze clusterbomb	0		
6579	Dreadsylvanian Almanac page	0		
6580	length of fuse	0		
6581	dreadful box	0		
6582	tumbling Clan hot dog stand	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-07"
6583	vicious spiked collar	0		Familiar Damage: +20
6584	lime green strapping hot dog wrapper	0		Muscle: +5
6585	twirling baleful debonair deboner of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Spell Damage: +25
6586	improved chicle de salchicha	0		Effect: "Serendipi Tea", Effect Duration: 12
6587	skewed hardy jar of frostigkraut	0		Maximum HP: +50, Damage Aura: 1
6588	vibrating educational gnawed-up dog bone	0		Experience: +1, Maximum MP Percent: +10
6589	flame-wreathed Grey Guanon	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Damage Aura: 1
6590	shaking Tesla hardy Engorged Sausages and You of the brazier	0		Maximum HP: +50, Hot Spell Damage: +25, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
6591	artisanal dream of a dog	3	EPIC	
6592	up-at-dawn miser's optimal spreadsheet of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Meat Drop: +10, Adventures: +5
6593	defective Game Grid token	0		
6594	hot Dreadsylvanian cocoa	0		
6595	altered upside-down epic cluster	1	EPIC	
6596	tumbling clockwork egg	0		
6597	bouncing clockwork birdhouse	0		
6598	clockwork disc	0		
6599	blinking clockwork hand	0		
6600	blinking twirling clockwork hand	0		
6601	tumbling clockwork numeral I	0		
6602	clockwork numeral II	0		
6603	clockwork numeral III	0		
6604	squat clockwork numeral IV	0		
6605	pulsating clockwork numeral V	0		
6606	clockwork numeral VI	0		
6607	clockwork numeral VII	0		
6608	clockwork numeral VIII	0		
6609	clockwork numeral IX	0		
6610	clockwork numeral X	0		
6611	clockwork numeral XI	0		
6612	pulsating clockwork numeral XII	0		
6613	spinning clockwork cuckoo	0		
6614	cuckoo clock	0		
6615	practically non-alcoholic artisanal Cold One	1	???	
6616	super-sized bland spaghetti breakfast	5	???	
6617	over-the-shoulder Folder Holder	0		Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2013-08", Softcore Only: [1-path(KOLHS)]
6618	huge folder (red)	0		Muscle: +20, Last Available: "2013-08"
6619	folder (blue)	0		Mysticality: +20, Last Available: "2013-08"
6620	twirling folder (green)	0		Moxie: +20, Last Available: "2013-08"
6621	folder (magenta)	0		Muscle: +15, Mysticality: +15, Last Available: "2013-08"
6622	spinning folder (cyan)	0		Mysticality: +15, Moxie: +15, Last Available: "2013-08"
6623	wobbly folder (yellow)	0		Muscle: +15, Moxie: +15, Last Available: "2013-08"
6624	shaking jittery folder (smiley face)	0		Experience (Muscle): +2, Last Available: "2013-08"
6625	folder (wizard)	0		Experience (Mysticality): +2, Last Available: "2013-08"
6626	folder (space skeleton)	0		Experience (Moxie): +2, Last Available: "2013-08"
6627	folder (D-Team)	0		Last Available: "2013-08"
6628	folder (Ex-Files)	0		Combat Rate: +5, Last Available: "2013-08"
6629	ghostly folder (skull and crossbones)	0		Combat Rate: -5, Last Available: "2013-08"
6630	folder (Knight Writer)	0		Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2013-08"
6631	narrow red blurry folder (Jackass Plumber)	0		Monster Level: +25, Last Available: "2013-08"
6632	folder (holographic fractal)	0		All Resistance: +4, Last Available: "2013-08"
6633	tumbling folder (barbarian)	0		Last Available: "2013-08"
6634	folder (rainbow unicorn)	0		Last Available: "2013-08", Thorns: 5
6635	folder (Seawolf)	0		Better Diver: +10, Last Available: "2013-08"
6636	folder (dancing dolphins)	0		Last Available: "2013-08"
6637	folder (catfish)	0		Familiar Weight: +15, Last Available: "2013-08"
6638	folder (tranquil landscape)	0		Damage Reduction: 15, HP / MP Regen Min: 10, HP / MP Regen Max: 20, Last Available: "2013-08"
6639	wobbly folder (owl)	0		Last Available: "2013-08"
6640	folder (Stinky Trash Kid)	0		Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2013-08"
6641	jittery folder (sports car)	0		Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2013-08"
6642	folder (sportsballs)	0		PvP Fights: +5, Last Available: "2013-08"
6643	green folder (heavy metal)	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2013-08"
6644	folder (Yedi)	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2013-08"
6645	folder (KOLHS)	0		Last Available: "2013-08"
6648	Temple Grandin's slide rule of the brazier	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Hot Spell Damage: +25
6649	liquefied Vulcanized pulsating Ogres and Oubliettes&trade; module	0		Effect: "Lemon Enlightenment", Effect Duration: 51
6650	Mountain Stream Code Black Alert	0		
6651	spinning green twisted-up wet towel	0		
6652	aged stepmom's booze	3	awesome	
6653	shaking surgical tape	0		
6654	jittery occult band T-shirt	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25
6655	perfectly mixed weak fountain 'soda'	2	EPIC	
6656	cyan illegal firecracker	0		
6657	shaking maroon frightening smelly pickelhaube	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 18"
6658	polymerized skewed hair oil	0		Effect: "Sticky Fingers", Effect Duration: 22
6659	warmed improved wobbly scrap	0		Effect: "Hangdog", Effect Duration: 35
6660	lime green school spirit socket set	0		
6661	suspension bridge	0		
6662	cyan ribald wicked Da Vinci's Staff of the Lunch Lady of Gandalf	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Spell Damage: +5, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Sleaze Damage: +10
6663	skewed universal key	0		
6664	world's most dangerous birdhouse	0		
6665	veiny Socratic deathchucks	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Maximum HP: +10
6666	eraser	0		
6667	quasireligious sculpture	0		
6668	Faraday cage	0		
6669	bouncing modeling claymore	0		
6670	ghostly narrow clay homunculus	0		
6671	boiled sodium pentasomething	0		Effect: "Fungal Fortification", Effect Duration: 67
6672	grains of salt	0		
6673	yellowcake bomb	0		
6674	stinkbomb	0		
6675	double-liquefied oxidized polarized narrow olive superwater	0		Effect: "Bats in the Belfry", Effect Duration: 40
6676	Thwaitgold bookworm statuette	0		
6677	squat blinking crude monster sculpture	0		
6678	narrow supercool Yearbook Club Camera	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blinding Flash"
6679	yellow huge toasty machete	0		Hot Damage: +5
6680	bad boozy Cursed Punch	5	decent	
6681	hand-crafted bouncing Bowl of Scorpions	3	EPIC	
6682	mediocre Fog Murderer	4	decent	
6683	green skewed book of matches	0		
6684	crafty surgical mask	0		Maximum MP: +10, Surgeonosity: +1
6685	head mirror of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100, Surgeonosity: +1
6686	skewed spinning half-size scalpel of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Surgeonosity: +1
6687	hardy surgical apron	0		Maximum HP: +50, Surgeonosity: +1
6688	Jim Carey's bloodied surgical dungarees	0		Monster Level: +25, Surgeonosity: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 38"
6689	McClusky file (page 1)	0		
6690	McClusky file (page 2)	0		
6691	teal McClusky file (page 3)	0		
6692	McClusky file (page 4)	0		
6693	bouncing bouncing McClusky file (page 5)	0		
6694	boring binder clip	0		
6695	McClusky file (complete)	0		
6696	bowling ball	0		
6697	moss-covered stone sphere	0		
6698	skewed dripping stone sphere	0		
6699	crackling stone sphere	0		
6700	tumbling ghostly gray scorched stone sphere	0		
6701	twirling huge stone triangle	0		
6702	bowler	0		Damage Aura: 1
6703	imitation White Russian	1	decent	
6704	mirror Sherlock's short-handled mop of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Item Drop: +25
6705	rotten jungle floor wax	4	crappy	
6706	bouncing smirking shrunken head	0		Damage Aura: 1
6707	electrified colorful toad	0		Effect: "Cruisin' for a Bruisin'", Effect Duration: 23
6708	crude voodoo doll	0		
6709	attorney's badge	0		Single Equip
6710	avaricious pygmy briefs of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Meat Drop: +30, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 41"
6711	short writ of habeas corpus	0		
6712	bone abacus	0		
6713	blue adder	0		
6714	short calculator	0		
6715	stanky forbidden sphygmomanometer	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Stench Spell Damage: +25
6716	super-moist bag of pygmy blood	0		Effect: "Coldfinger", Effect Duration: 45
6717	tongue depressor	0		
6718	studded groovy compression stocking	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Damage Absorption: +80
6719	Samson's midriff scrubs of the sweet-tooth	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Candy Drop: +100
6720	tarnished oxidized energized pill cup	0		Effect: "Sated and Furious", Effect Duration: 45
6721	huge reassuring gravedigger's studded water bottle	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Spooky Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 40"
6722	double-tarnished warmed polarized pygmy phone number	0		Effect: "Slightly Mutated", Effect Duration: 67
6723	Boozehounds Anonymous token	0		
6724	adequate exotic jungle fruit	3	good	
6725	Shore Inc. Ship Trip Scrip	0		
6726	dude ranch souvenir crate	0		
6727	narrow tropical island souvenir crate	0		
6728	ski resort souvenir crate	0		
6729	UV-resistant compass	0		
6730	blinking funky junk key	0		
6731	Worse Homes and Gardens	0		
6732	fuchsia claw-foot bathtub	0		
6733	clothesline pole	0		
6734	cigar sign	0		
6735	lime green junk junk	0		
6736	Junk-Bond	0		
6737	tangle of copper wire	0		
6738	twirling jagged scrap	0		
6739	unsweetened bent scrap	0		Effect: "Radium Radicality", Effect Duration: 43
6740	molten scrap	0		
6741	wobbly eternal car battery	0		
6742	ghostly fortified junk band	0		Damage Absorption: +60
6743	steel-toed junk trunks	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Familiar Effect: "cap 15"
6744	electrified junk-mail shirt	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
6745	low-calorie flavorless junk food	1	decent	
6746	lousy practically non-alcoholic gray junk yard	1	decent	
6747	brainy swordzall of the blizzard	0		Mysticality: +5, Cold Spell Damage: +25
6748	twirling auspicious arm buzzer	0		Item Drop: +10
6749	resourceful beefy boilgun	0		Muscle: +10, Maximum MP: +50
6750	tumbling bouncing Gordon Beer's Beer Garden Catalog	0		Last Available: "2013-09"
6751	packet of beer seeds	0		Last Available: "2013-09"
6752	handful of barley	0		
6753	huge cluster of hops	0		
6754	beer bottle	0		
6755	skewed huge beer label	0		
6756	artisanal homebrew sampler	0		
6757	acceptable practically non-alcoholic can of Br&uuml;talbr&auml;u	1	good	Last Available: "2013-09"
6758	mediocre can of Drooling Monk	4	decent	Last Available: "2013-09"
6759	tolerable bouncing can of Impetuous Scofflaw	3	good	Last Available: "2013-09"
6760	aged weak ghostly bottle of Old Pugilist	2	awesome	Last Available: "2013-09"
6761	practically non-alcoholic lousy bottle of Professor Beer	1	decent	Last Available: "2013-09"
6762	enchanted tolerable squat bottle of Rapier Witbier	3	good	Effect: "Mitre Cut", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2013-09"
6763	mediocre bottle of Race Car Red	3	decent	Last Available: "2013-09"
6764	weak acceptable ghostly bottle of Greedy Dog	2	good	Last Available: "2013-09"
6765	lousy bottle of Lambada Lambic	4	decent	Last Available: "2013-09"
6766	tin beer can	0		
6767	artisanal homebrew gift package	0		
6768	liquid bread	1	good	Last Available: "2013-09"
6769	inspector's Jeselnik's forbidden tin tam	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Sleaze Damage: +25, Item Drop: +15, Familiar Effect: "MP regen, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-09"
6770	dry shaking cyan tin cup	0		Effect: "Human-Penguin Hybrid", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2013-09"
6771	double-paned smelly manspreader's tin foil	0		Monster Level: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2013-09"
6772	skewed perfumed tin drum of Calamity Jane of the boozehound	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Stench Resistance: +5, Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2013-09"
6773	squat tin roof (rusted)	0		Last Available: "2013-09"
6774	twirling tin snips	0		Last Available: "2013-09"
6775	tin lizzie	0		Last Available: "2013-09"
6776	unsweetened diffused foetid seal tear	0		Effect: "Hopped Up on Goofballs", Effect Duration: 27
6777	moist blinking seal sweat	0		Effect: "Guts Feeling", Effect Duration: 60
6778	galvanized boiling seal blood	0		Effect: "EVISCERATE!", Effect Duration: 56
6779	crystalline seal eye	0		Single Equip
6780	twirling upside-down ribald wizardly studded sealhide shield	0		Mysticality: +25, Sleaze Damage: +10
6781	scandalous coward's scabrous seal epaulets	0		Monster Level: -20, Sleaze Damage: +5, Single Equip
6782	abyssal battle plans	0		
6783	squat Van der Graaf smartaleck's savvy seal medal	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Moxie Percent: +30, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
6784	upside-down red deanimated reanimator's coffin	0		Free Pull
6785	yellow flask of embalming fluid	0		
6788	blank diary	0		
6789	boot knife	0		
6790	pulsating broken beer bottle	0		
6791	sharpened spoon	0		
6792	wobbly candy knife	0		
6793	soap knife	0		
6795	irradiated nitrogenated blurry disco horoscope (Aquarius)	0		Effect: "Winklered", Effect Duration: 58
6796	altered liquefied yellow disco horoscope (Pisces)	0		Effect: "Top Dog", Effect Duration: 23
6797	deionized frozen yellow disco horoscope (Aries)	0		Effect: "Shamboozled", Effect Duration: 20
6798	enhanced bouncing disco horoscope (Taurus)	0		Effect: "Bells in the Batfry", Effect Duration: 66
6799	frozen alkaline disco horoscope (Gemini)	0		Effect: "Burning Tongue", Effect Duration: 56
6800	extra-quantum cold-filtered wobbly disco horoscope (Cancer)	0		Effect: "Black Lung", Effect Duration: 18
6801	wet warmed flattened twirling disco horoscope (Leo)	0		Effect: "Disdain of She-Who-Was", Effect Duration: 12
6802	ionized warmed jittery disco horoscope (Virgo)	0		Effect: "How to Scam Tourists", Effect Duration: 13
6803	galvanized moist spinning disco horoscope (Libra)	0		Effect: "Cold Blooded", Effect Duration: 35
6804	polarized enhanced disco horoscope (Scorpio)	0		Effect: "Spookyravin'", Effect Duration: 42
6805	nitrogenated blurry disco horoscope (Sagittarius)	0		Effect: "Sugar, Hello", Effect Duration: 52
6806	aerosolized moist disco horoscope (Capricorn)	0		Effect: "Low on the Hog", Effect Duration: 64
6807	inspector's resourceful The Sagittarian's leisure pants	0		Maximum MP: +50, Item Drop: +15, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 18"
6808	toy accordion	0		Song Duration: 5
6809	accordion	0		Song Duration: 10
6810	green blinking lard-coated beer-battered accordion	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 6
6811	MacGyver's baritone accordion	0		Maximum MP: +100, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 7
6812	mama's squeezebox of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 8
6813	jittery guancertina of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 9
6814	cool accordion file	0		Moxie: +5, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10
6815	accord ion of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10
6816	executive bone bandoneon	0		Meat Drop: +40, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 11
6817	yellow ghostly Rosewater's pentatonic accordion	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 12
6818	energetic non-Euclidean non-accordion	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 15
6819	mirror greasy Lo Pan's Accordion of Jordion	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 14
6820	avaricious autocalliope	0		Meat Drop: +30, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 15
6821	medical-grade accordionoid rocca	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 18
6822	hardened pygmy concertinette	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 17
6823	jittery medical-grade ghost accordion of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 16
6824	strapping peace accordion	0		Muscle: +5, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 19
6825	alarm accordion of wisdom of Gandalf	0		Mysticality: +15, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 20
6826	Jeselnik's occult thinker's All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig	0		Mysticality: +10, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Sleaze Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "0.5xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 13"
6827	KoL Con X Treasure Map of wisdom of temperance	0		Mysticality: +15, Sleaze Resistance: +5
6828	lousy watered-down discocktail	2	decent	
6829	healthy KoL Con X Bingo Card	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20
6830	thinker's Temporal Tempera Tube	0		Mysticality: +10
6831	non-liquefied Vulcanized Tallowcreme Halloween Pumpkin	0		Effect: "Souper Vengeful", Effect Duration: 34
6832	Way More Tears&trade; pepper spray	0		
6833	dry ghostly Milk Studs	0		Effect: "Full Bottle in front of Me", Effect Duration: 43
6834	deionized liquefied box of Dweebs	0		Effect: "Be a Mind Master", Effect Duration: 64
6835	wet non-ionized tumbling bag of W&Ws	0		Effect: "You Know Who to Call", Effect Duration: 44
6836	anodized quadruple-diffused improved PEEZ dispenser	0		Effect: "Tingly Biceps", Effect Duration: 59
6837	irradiated pickled Swizzler	0		Effect: "Hot Buttoned", Effect Duration: 34
6838	pressed altered Bugbearclaw Donut	0		Effect: "Trash-Wrapped", Effect Duration: 17
6839	liquefied concentrated shaking jam	0		Effect: "Turn On, Tune In, Play Ball!", Effect Duration: 51
6840	pickled quadruple-frozen Whenchamacallit bar	0		Effect: "Jaba&ntilde;ero Saucesphere", Effect Duration: 51
6841	improved tarnished flattened 8-bit banana	0		Effect: "Weepy, Creepy", Effect Duration: 47
6842	chilled fuchsia vial of blood simple syrup	0		Effect: "Ogred and Oublietted", Effect Duration: 34
6843	denatured bone bons	0		Effect: "Amorous Avarice", Effect Duration: 58
6844	flattened diffused Vulcanized ironic mint	0		Effect: "Witch Breaded", Effect Duration: 33
6845	upside-down unused walkie-talkie	0		Free Pull
6846	walkie-talkie	0		Free Pull
6847	killing jar	0		
6848	cool security flashlight	0		Moxie: +5
6849	moist spinning Effermint&trade; tablets	0		Effect: "Stopping to Smell the Flowers", Effect Duration: 40
6850	ribald sharpshooter's Da Vinci's sturdy cane	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Sleaze Damage: +10
6851	skewed huge bowl of candy	0		
6852	jittery Ultra Mega Sour Ball	0		
6853	carton of rotten eggs	0		
6854	desert sightseeing pamphlet	0		
6855	huge a suspicious address	0		
6856	lime green ghostly ribald Bal-musette accordion	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10, Last Available: "2013-10"
6857	nippy Cajun accordion	0		Cold Damage: +10, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10, Last Available: "2013-10"
6858	shellacked quirky accordion	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10, Last Available: "2013-10"
6859	lime green avaricious manspreader's Skipper's accordion	0		Monster Level: +10, Meat Drop: +30, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10, Last Available: "2013-10"
6860	frightening Jim Carey's Da Vinci's Herculean Pantsgiving	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Experience (Mysticality): +5, Monster Level: +25, Spooky Damage: +5, Softcore Only, Bonus Resting HP: [5*F], Bonus Resting MP: [5*F], Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Talk About Politics", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Pocket Crumbs", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Air Dirty Laundry", Drops Items, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-11", Variable
6861	flavorless can of sardines	3	decent	Last Available: "2013-11"
6862	tiny stale high-calorie sugar substitute	1	decent	Last Available: "2013-11"
6863	flavorless pat of butter	4	decent	Last Available: "2013-11"
6864	snack-sized bland jittery green dinner roll	2	decent	Last Available: "2013-11"
6865	spoiled mashed potatoes	4	crappy	Last Available: "2013-11"
6866	special adequate snack-sized teal whole turkey leg	2	good	Effect: "Trash-Wrapped", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2013-11"
6867	stale deviled egg	3	decent	Last Available: "2013-11"
6868	polarized super-wet spinning finger exerciser	0		Effect: "Weepy, Creepy", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2013-11"
6869	altered shaking blinking dented spoon	0		Effect: "Unrunnable Face", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2013-11"
6870	tarnished vacuum-sealed love note	0		Effect: "Graham Crackling", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2013-11"
6871	school beer pull tab	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6872	dry nail file	0		Effect: "Flower Power", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2013-11"
6873	non-cold-filtered candy wrapper	0		Effect: "Dilated Pupils", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2013-11"
6874	bouncing tumbling gym membership card	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6875	moist nitrogenated green post-holiday sale coupon	0		Effect: "Radium Radicality", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2013-11"
6876	dry cleaning receipt	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6877	maroon pocket lint (blue)	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6878	jittery pocket lint (green)	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6879	ghostly pocket lint (white)	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6880	fuchsia pocket lint (orange)	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6881	nasty Tesla bowl of petunias of the brazier of Flo-Jo	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Stench Damage: +5, Initiative: +100, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2013-11"
6882	executive rosewater-soaked Oprah's personal trainer's power sock	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Stench Resistance: +3, Meat Drop: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-11"
6883	executive scandalous steel-toed Da Vinci's wool sock	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Damage Reduction: 9, Sleaze Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-11"
6884	mirror censurious savvy moustache sock of chilblains of mayonnaise	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Cold Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-11"
6885	dry galvanized ghostly spirit gum	0		Effect: "[1342]Slicked-Back Do", Effect Duration: 52
6886	spirit pillow	0		
6887	spirit sheet	0		
6888	spirit mattress	0		
6889	spirit blanket	0		
6890	spirit bed	0		
6891	prompt energetic Socratic spirit bell	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Adventures: +3, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
6892	chilled spinning spoonful of Linguine-Os	0		Effect: "Armor-Plated", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2013-11"
6893	super-cold-filtered freezer-burned frost-bitten tortellini	0		Effect: "A Contender", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2013-11"
6894	polarized blob of Alphredo&trade;	0		Effect: "Fishy", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2013-11"
6895	chilled flattened handful of crafty noodles	0		Effect: "Frostbeard", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2013-11"
6896	triple-improved corrupted tangled mass of pasta	0		Effect: "Chalked-Up Teeth", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2013-11"
6897	moist skewed Can of Spaghetto	0		Effect: "Sticks and Stones", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2013-11"
6898	Chef Boy, R&D's business card	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6899	pulsating Thwaitgold ant statuette	0		
6900	narrow experimental carbon fiber pasta additive	0		Class: "Pastamancer", Last Available: "2013-11"
6901	twirling hazardous sauce dosimeter	0		Class: "Sauceror", Last Available: "2013-11"
6902	jittery Annie Oakley's flask flops of the cheetah	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Initiative: +60, Single Equip
6903	warmed deionized skewed nuts	0		Effect: "Sealed Brain", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2013-12"
6904	ionized blinking bolts	0		Effect: "El Vibrations", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2013-12"
6905	bland red ghostly gingerbread robot	4	decent	Last Available: "2013-12"
6906	small rotten petit 4.1	2	crappy	Last Available: "2013-12"
6907	tiny flavorless nut-shaped Crimbo cookie	1	decent	Last Available: "2023-06"
6908	mirror Oprah's plastic GORM-8	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2013-12"
6909	electrified plastic warbear	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2013-12"
6910	maroon plastic Toybot of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2013-12"
6911	plastic warbear fortress of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2013-12"
6912	flame-retardant plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. of bravery	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
6913	shaking warbear whosit	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6914	warbear hoverbelt piecepart	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6915	veiny experienced sage warbear hoverbelt	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Experience: +2, Maximum HP: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6916	warbear battery	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6917	warbear badge	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6918	non-aerosolized unsweetened upside-down warbear wardance potion	0		Effect: "Berry Statistical", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2013-12"
6919	dry warbear bearserker potion	0		Effect: "Stevedave's Shanty of Superiority", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2013-12"
6920	wet huge shaking warbear liquid overcoat	0		Effect: "Sweet Incentive", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2013-12"
6921	spoiled enchanted super-sized warbear feasting bread	5	crappy	Effect: "Weasels Underfoot", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2013-12"
6922	tiny adequate warbear warrior bread	1	good	Last Available: "2013-12"
6923	adequate warbear thermoregulator bread	3	good	Last Available: "2013-12"
6924	hand-crafted weak lime green warbear feasting mead	2	super EPIC	Last Available: "2013-12"
6925	acceptable warbear bearserker mead	3	good	Last Available: "2013-12"
6926	perfectly mixed warbear blizzard mead	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2013-12"
6927	gray warbear helm fragment	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6928	yellow avaricious foul-smelling grievous warbear plain fedora	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Stench Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +30, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep, cap 12", Last Available: "2013-12"
6929	mansplainer's warbear feathered fedora	0		Monster Level: +15, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-12"
6930	spinning knitted wool Tesla warbear fedora	0		Cold Resistance: 4, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep", Last Available: "2013-12"
6931	frosty manspreader's warbear plain helm of Flo-Jo	0		Monster Level: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Initiative: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 12", Last Available: "2013-12"
6932	Van der Graaf warbear spiked helm	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-12"
6933	pulsating jittery smelly slick warbear electro-spiked helm of the dark arts	0		Moxie: +10, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy", Last Available: "2013-12"
6934	blinking narrow miser's forbidden strapping warbear plain ushanka	0		Muscle: +5, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Meat Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xLep, cap 12", Last Available: "2013-12"
6935	cyan deadly warbear lined ushanka	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1.5xBarrr, 1xLep, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-12"
6936	reassuring dog trainer's supercool warbear heated ushanka	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Experience (familiar): +1, Spooky Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xatk, 1xLep", Last Available: "2013-12"
6937	warbear trouser fragment	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6938	bouncing resourceful curative smartaleck's warbear party pants	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Maximum MP: +50, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhoul, cap 12", Last Available: "2013-12"
6939	strapping warbear ceremonial party pants	0		Muscle: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-12"
6940	huge skewed toasty Newton's strapping warbear high festival pants	0		Muscle: +5, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Hot Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhoul", Last Available: "2013-12"
6941	Temple Grandin's wicked brainy warbear battle greaves	0		Mysticality: +5, Spell Damage: +5, Familiar Weight: +7, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-12"
6942	Da Vinci's warbear officer greaves	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-12"
6943	jittery fireproof Van der Graaf brawny warbear bearserker greaves	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Hot Resistance: +3, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr", Last Available: "2013-12"
6944	knitted Fonzie's warbear johns of vim and vigor	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Cold Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xVolley, cap 12", Last Available: "2013-12"
6945	sizzling warbear fleece-lined johns	0		Hot Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xVolley, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-12"
6946	maroon sinister groovy warbear johns of Leguizamo	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Spell Damage: +10, Monster Level: +20, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xVolley", Last Available: "2013-12"
6947	warbear accoutrements chunk	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6948	pulsating avaricious greedy resourceful warbear goggles	0		Maximum MP: +50, Meat Drop: 50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6949	warbear snowblindness goggles of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6950	huge electrified Newton's warbear polarized goggles of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Experience (Mysticality): +3, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6951	upside-down maroon coward's electrified warbear laser bowtie of the sweet-tooth	0		Monster Level: -20, Candy Drop: +100, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6952	wobbly Jim Carey's warbear plasma bowtie	0		Monster Level: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6953	Samson's groovy warbear nuclear bowtie of the sewer	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Experience (Muscle): +5, Stench Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6954	miser's stylish slick warbear warscarf	0		Moxie: 35, Meat Drop: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6955	reassuring warbear fleece-lined warscarf	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6956	lard-coated vibrating warbear warscarf of doom	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6957	warbear requisition box	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6958	warbear exo-arm	0		Class: "Seal Clubber", Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6959	warbear foil hat of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 2xPotato, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-12"
6960	lime green warbear energy bracers	0		Class: "Pastamancer", Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6961	foul-smelling grievous warbear oil pan	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Stench Damage: +10, Class: "Sauceror", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spray Hot Grease", Last Available: "2013-12"
6962	shaking blurry warbear laser beacon	0		Class: "Disco Bandit", Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6963	spinning mansplainer's warbear exhaust manifold	0		Monster Level: +15, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6964	warbear jackhammer drill press	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6965	shaking warbear auto-anvil	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6966	warbear induction oven	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6967	lime green warbear chemistry lab	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6968	pulsating warbear officer requisition box	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6969	warbear empathy chip	0		Skill: "Psychokinetic Hug", Last Available: "2013-12"
6970	warbear drone assembler	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6971	cyan warbear breakfast machine assembler	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6972	blind-packed die-cast toy	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6973	clever die-cast Bashful the Reindeer	0		Maximum MP: +20, Last Available: "2013-12"
6974	jittery Herculean die-cast Doc the Reindeer	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Last Available: "2013-12"
6975	resourceful die-cast Dopey the Reindeer	0		Maximum MP: +50, Last Available: "2013-12"
6976	jittery careful die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer	0		Monster Level: -10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6977	die-cast Happy the Reindeer of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Last Available: "2013-12"
6978	shellacked die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Last Available: "2013-12"
6979	pulsating die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Last Available: "2013-12"
6980	green energetic die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2013-12"
6981	mirror strapping die-cast factory worker elf	0		Muscle: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
6982	perfumed die-cast gift-wrapping elf	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
6983	squat huge sinister die-cast middle-management elf	0		Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6984	die-cast pencil-pusher elf	0		Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
6985	Newton's die-cast stocking-stuffer elf	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Last Available: "2013-12"
6986	chaotic die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6987	die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Last Available: "2013-12"
6988	prompt stanky die-cast death ray in a pear tree	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2013-12"
6989	narrow red rosy-cheeked die-cast turtle mech	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2013-12"
6990	bouncing fortified die-cast Swiss hen	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Last Available: "2013-12"
6991	die-cast killing bird of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2013-12"
6992	flame-wreathed die-cast ring	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6993	die-cast goose a-laying of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2013-12"
6994	twirling resourceful die-cast swarm a-swarming	0		Maximum MP: +50, Last Available: "2013-12"
6995	lime green wizardly die-cast blade a-spinning	0		Mysticality: +25, Last Available: "2013-12"
6996	chaotic die-cast arc-welding Elfborg	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6997	pulsating avaricious die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg	0		Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2013-12"
6998	mirror Fonzie's experienced die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg	0		Experience: +2, Experience (Moxie): +1, Last Available: "2013-12"
6999	manspreader's die-cast Father Crimborg of the boozehound	0		Monster Level: +10, Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2013-12"
7000	bouncing Van der Graaf rock-hard die-cast Don Crimbo	0		Damage Reduction: 5, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2013-12"
7001	supercharged quilted die-cast Uncle Hobo	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2013-12"
7002	wobbly toasty die-cast Father Crimbo of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Hot Damage: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
7003	The Smith's Tome	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-12", Skill: "Summon Smithsness"
7004	quantum Flaskfull of Hollow	0		Effect: "Spooky Jellied", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2013-12"
7005	lump of Brituminous coal	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7006	vaporized shaking handful of Smithereens	1	awesome	Effect: "Ogred and Oublietted", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2013-12"
7007	yummy mirror Every Day is Like This Sundae	4	awesome	Last Available: "2013-12"
7008	fancy decent Miserable Pie	3	good	Effect: "Abyssal Sweat", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2013-12"
7009	special big rotten This Charming Flan	5	crappy	Effect: "Disdain of the Storm Tortoise", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2013-12"
7010	artisanal Irish Coffee, English Heart	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2013-12"
7011	watered-down bad blinking Strikes Again Bigmouth	2	decent	Last Available: "2013-12"
7012	high-proof hand-crafted Paint A Vulgar Pitcher	10	EPIC	Last Available: "2013-12"
7013	Golden Light	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7014	bouncing Louder Than Bomb	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7015	shaking Handsome Devil	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7016	auspicious family-friendly lard-coated Work is a Four Letter Sword of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
7017	green Van der Graaf stiffened Rosewater's Staff of the Headmaster's Victuals	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Damage Reduction: 1, Item Drop: +5, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2013-12"
7018	bouncing greasy wholesome dance instructor's Sheila Take a Crossbow of terror	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
7019	sizzling vibrating Socratic A Light that Never Goes Out of the scaredy-cat	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Monster Level: -15, Hot Damage: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
7020	lightning-fast Jeselnik's studded Half a Purse of the glutton	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Sleaze Damage: +25, Food Drop: +100, Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2013-12"
7021	blue personal trainer's Hairpiece On Fire of Calamity Jane of the sweet-tooth of the early riser	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Candy Drop: +100, Adventures: +7, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-12"
7022	mirror censurious groovy slick thinker's Vicar's Tutu	0		Mysticality: +10, Moxie: +10, Moxie Percent: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "1.2xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-12"
7023	spinning aromatic hale Hand in Glove of mayonnaise	0		Maximum HP: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Stench Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2013-12"
7024	chaotic Meat Tenderizer is Murder of dire peril of temperance	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Class: "Seal Clubber", Last Available: "2013-12"
7025	ghostly foul-smelling Temple Grandin's smooth Ouija Board, Ouija Board	0		Moxie: +15, Familiar Weight: +7, Stench Damage: +10, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Last Available: "2013-12"
7026	wobbly lard-coated medical-grade educational Hand that Rocks the Ladle	0		Experience: +1, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Class: "Pastamancer", Last Available: "2013-12"
7027	yellow electrified therapeutic Saucepanic of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Class: "Sauceror", Last Available: "2013-12"
7028	foul-smelling Frankly Mr. Shank of wisdom of horror	0		Mysticality: +15, Stench Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Class: "Disco Bandit", Last Available: "2013-12"
7029	gravedigger's frightening nasty Shakespeare's Sister's Accordion	0		Stench Damage: +5, Spooky Damage: 15, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 15, Last Available: "2013-12"
7030	wobbly fireproof third-hand lantern	0		Hot Resistance: +3
7031	spinning blue loose purse strings	0		
7032	gigantic delicious pickled egg	9	awesome	
7033	cup of lukewarm tea	1	good	
7034	upside-down warbear soda machine assembler	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7035	warbear box	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7036	warbear high-efficiency still	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7037	green warbear LP-ROM burner	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7038	warbear gyrocopter	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7039	polymerized diffused warbear robo-camouflage unit	0		Effect: "Preternatural Greed", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2013-12"
7040	warbear beeping telegram	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7041	warbear procedural hilarity drone	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-12"
7042	warbear metalworking primer	0		Skill: "Shrap", Last Available: "2013-12"
7043	warbear sequential gaiety distribution system	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7044	boiled nitrogenated spinning glass slipper	0		Effect: "Dance Interpreter", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2014-12"
7045	distilled blinking antimatter wad	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2013-12"
7046	polarized warbear superpotion	0		Effect: "You Know When to Walk Away", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2013-12"
7047	aerosolized improved huge upside-down warbear liquid lasers	0		Effect: "Jerky, Boy", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2013-12"
7048	irradiated warbear rejuvenation potion	0		Effect: "Cosmic Flavor", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2013-12"
7049	ghostly broken warbear gyrocopter	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7050	yummy spinning warbear gyro	4	awesome	Last Available: "2013-12"
7051	dry skewed recording of Rolando's Rondo of Resisto	0		Effect: "Mushroom Magicalness", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2013-12"
7052	blurry warbear metalworking primer (used)	0		Skill: "Shrap", Last Available: "2013-12"
7053	warbear empathy chip (used)	0		Skill: "Psychokinetic Hug", Last Available: "2013-12"
7054	lime green warbear drone codes	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7055	normal jittery pulsating breakfast mess	4	good	Last Available: "2013-12"
7056	warbear breakfast machine	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7057	spoiled breakfast miracle	3	crappy	Last Available: "2013-12"
7058	super-improved non-galvanized spinning Cloaca Cola Polar	0		Effect: "Spiro Gyro", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2013-12"
7059	olive narrow warbear soda machine	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7060	upside-down cyan festive warbear bank	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7061	narrow grimstone mask	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7062	praying Grim Brother	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-12"
7063	wobbly Grim Brothers' story book	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7064	hibernating Grimstone Golem	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-12"
7065	mixed narrow grim fairy tale	1	awesome	Effect: "Stogied", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2014-12"
7066	grimstone galoshes	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7067	liquefied single of Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	0		Effect: "Alacri Tea", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2010-02"
7068	electrified huge single of Donho's Bubbly Ballad	0		Effect: "Hangdog", Effect Duration: 52
7069	tumbling twirling Discontent&trade; Winter Garden Catalog	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-01"
7070	packet of winter seeds	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7071	small decent skewed snow berries	2	good	Last Available: "2014-01"
7072	super-sized spoiled ghostly ice harvest	5	crappy	Last Available: "2014-01"
7073	double-deionized frost flower	0		Effect: "Sparkly!", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2014-01"
7074	polymerized enhanced snow cleats	0		Effect: "Powdered", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2014-01"
7075	electrified quadruple-electrified maroon liquid ice pack	0		Effect: "Jittery", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2014-01"
7076	snow boards	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7077	fancy tiny adequate snow crab	1	good	Effect: "Mystically Oiled", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2014-01"
7078	watered-down perfectly mixed special Ice Island Long Tea	2	super ultra mega EPIC	Effect: "Preemptive Medicine", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2014-01"
7079	unfinished ice sculpture	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7080	mirror ice sculpture	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7081	ice house	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7082	blue snow machine	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7083	upside-down gray wholesome snow mobile	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Lantern: 1, Lantern Element: "Cold", Last Available: "2014-01"
7084	groovy ice bucket	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2014-01"
7085	studded slick snow shovel	0		Moxie: +10, Damage Absorption: +80, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2014-01"
7086	occult Newton's bod-ice of courage	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Spooky Resistance: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2014-01"
7087	chaotic veiny brainy snow belt of extreme caution	0		Mysticality: +5, Maximum HP: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Monster Level: -25, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2014-01"
7088	vibrating Rosewater's ice nine of the brute of horror	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Mysticality Percent: +30, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2014-01"
7089	snow fort	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7090	artisanal weak En Una Fila Tequila	2	EPIC	
7091	Skully's hot chocolate	1	awesome	
7092	ghostly ribald vibrating warbear dress helmet	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Sleaze Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-12"
7093	skewed curative smooth warbear dress bracers	0		Moxie: +15, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
7094	razor-sharp Da Vinci's warbear dress greaves	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-12"
7095	knitted sweatband of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Cold Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2014-12"
7096	tumbling fortified sinister gym shorts	0		Spell Damage: +10, Damage Absorption: +60, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xGhuol, cap 25", Last Available: "2014-12"
7097	ankleweights of the bloodbag of the cheetah	0		Maximum HP: +100, Initiative: +60, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-12"
7098	stanky rosy-cheeked sweat socks of vim and vigor of bravery	0		Maximum HP Percent: 80, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +5, Drops Items, Last Available: "2014-12"
7099	pint of sweat	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7100	upside-down Jerks' Health&trade; Magazine	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7101	distilled wobbly Five Second Energy&trade;	1		Last Available: "2014-12"
7102	pixie axie	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7103	corrupted powder	0		Effect: "Spell Transfer Complete", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2014-12"
7104	dangerous licorice whip	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Last Available: "2014-12"
7105	anise-flavored venom	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7106	drinkable snakebite	3	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7107	prompt flame-retardant candy stick	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2014-12"
7108	adequate jumbo twirling pecan	5	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7109	normal huge pecan pie	3	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7110	fuchsia bouncing chocolate-stained collar	0		Candy Drop: +25, Last Available: "2014-12"
7111	adequate huge candy mountain oyster	4	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7112	strong artisanal chocotini	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-12"
7113	baleful Rosewater's chocolate rabbit's foot of the pedagogue	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Experience: +3, Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2014-12"
7114	decent blurry candy carrot	3	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7115	snack-sized rotten candy carrot cake	2	crappy	Last Available: "2014-12"
7116	censurious carrot-on-a-stick of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2014-12"
7117	Annie Oakley's weasel stomping pants of the cheetah	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Initiative: +60, Familiar Effect: "1xGhoul, cap 20", Last Available: "2014-12"
7118	decent maroon mulberry	4	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7119	tolerable extra-dry upside-down mulled berry wine	5	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7120	bouncing lemony scales	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7121	extremely unsafe lemon party hat	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, cap 12", Last Available: "2014-12"
7122	lemon shirt of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2014-12"
7123	spinning rock-hard lemon drop trousers	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Lasts Until Rollover, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato, cap 12", Last Available: "2014-12"
7124	polymerized concentrated lemonhead caviar	0		Effect: "Swimming Head", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2014-12"
7125	aromatic Fonzie's gummi sword	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2014-12"
7126	modified small gummi fin	0		Effect: "All Branned Up", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2014-12"
7127	red Socratic chocolate cow bone	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Last Available: "2014-12"
7128	chilled gummi fang	0		Effect: "Chilblains of the Corn", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2014-12"
7129	normal leftover canap&eacute;s	3	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7130	artisanal magnum of champagne	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-12"
7131	baleful cow creamer of the scaredy-cat of the empath	0		Spell Damage: +25, Monster Level: -15, Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2014-12"
7132	irradiated blinking Outer Wolf&trade; cologne	0		Effect: "Healthy Green Glow", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2014-12"
7133	lupine appetite hormones	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7134	upside-down Herculean wolf whistle of the overflowing toilet	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blow Wolf Whistle", Last Available: "2014-12"
7135	moldy witch's bread	3	crappy	Last Available: "2014-12"
7136	moist flattened enhanced twirling witch's brew	0		Effect: "Bestial Sympathy", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2014-12"
7137	red clever fortified witch's bra of mayonnaise	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Maximum MP: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2014-12"
7138	hand-crafted mirror mid-level medieval mead	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-12"
7139	polymerized anodized wobbly R&uuml;mpelstiltz	0		Effect: "Blood-Rich", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2014-12"
7140	gray spinning wheel	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7141	quantum ghostly upside-down hi-octane carrot juice	0		Effect: "You Read The Manual", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2014-12"
7142	frozen tarnished cyan hare brush	0		Effect: "Boon of the War Snapper", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2014-12"
7143	teal scandalous flame-wreathed hare pin	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-12"
7144	odd coin	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7145	super-sized toothsome cinnamon cannoli	5	awesome	Last Available: "2014-12"
7146	practically non-alcoholic special tolerable expensive champagne	1	good	Effect: "Bolts about Candy", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2014-12"
7147	activated warmed dry polo trophy	0		Effect: "Petit Force", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2014-12"
7148	blinking tumbling oil painting	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7149	rosary	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7150	skewed huge ornate dowsing rod	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7151	straw	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7152		0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7153	mirror ghostly clay	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7154	filling	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7155	parchment	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7156	glass	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7157	cyan lard-coated stanky Lo Pan's fire hose	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xVolley, cap 37", Last Available: "2014-12"
7158	yummy gigantic purple fireman's lunch	10	awesome	Last Available: "2014-12"
7159	mansplainer's thinker's plain paper hat of Tarzan	0		Mysticality: +10, Experience (Muscle): +3, Monster Level: +15, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, cap 37", Last Available: "2014-12"
7160	stale half-sized ice cream sandwich	2	decent	Last Available: "2014-12"
7161	prompt flame-wreathed coward's &quot;honey&quot; dipper	0		Monster Level: -20, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2014-12"
7162	adequate plumber's lunch	3	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7163	wobbly lard-coated personal trainer's skull gearshift knob of incineration	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2014-12"
7164	moldy nachos of the night	3	crappy	Last Available: "2014-12"
7165	sharpshooter's rosy-cheeked supercool Sketcherz&trade;	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Last Available: "2014-12"
7166	flavorless mirror can of Adultwitch&trade;	3	decent	Last Available: "2014-12"
7167	Vulcanized quadruple-dry mirror smudge stick	0		Effect: "Purpose", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2014-12"
7168	diffused dry warmed wall	0		Effect: "Think Win-Lose", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2014-12"
7169	hand-crafted tankard of ale	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-12"
7170	nitrogenated mirror scroll case	0		Effect: "The Style... of the Future", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2014-12"
7171	extra-moist altered diffused shaking jug of &quot;wine&quot;	0		Effect: "Spring Training", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2014-12"
7172	juggling ball	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7173	crappy camera	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7174	huge adequate upside-down humble pie	8	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7175	small golem	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7176	shaking crappy camera	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7177	flattened fuchsia crappy waiter disguise	0		Effect: "Astral Shell", Effect Duration: 52
7178	Copperhead Charm	0		
7179	green The First Pizza	0		
7180	maroon bouncing The Lacrosse Stick of Lacoronado	0		
7181	The Eye of the Stars	0		
7182	The Stankara Stone	0		
7183	Murphy's Rancid Black Flag	0		
7184	The Shield of Brook	0		
7185	Red Zeppelin ticket	0		
7186	Copperhead Charm (rampant)	0		
7187	practically non-alcoholic mediocre squat unnamed cocktail	1	decent	
7188	bouncing handful of tips	0		
7189	green electrified unrequired jacket	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
7190	tommy gun of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unload Tommy Gun"
7191	drum of tommy ammo	0		
7192	throwing knife	0		
7193	throwing spoon	0		
7194	throwing fork	0		
7195	purple extremely unsafe breadchucks of vim and vigor	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Maximum HP Percent: +50
7196	shuriken salad	0		
7197	blinking Jack Frost's combat fan	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50
7198	flame-wreathed thinker's silk skirt	0		Mysticality: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 38"
7199	blowdart	0		
7200	red arcane researcher's Buddy Bjorn	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2014-02"
7201	perfumed Oprah's medical-grade The Nuge's favorite crossbow	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Stench Resistance: +5, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
7202	rotten gigantic sweet roll Alabama	9	crappy	
7203	bouncing upside-down twirling ruddy Saturday Night Special	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40
7204	lynyrd snare	0		
7205	upside-down fleetwood chain of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5
7206	drinkable extra-dry Green Manalishi	5	good	
7207	blade of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100
7208	fire of unknown origin	0		
7209	skewed wobbly eagle's milk	1	awesome	
7210	corrupted eagle feather	0		Effect: "Mer-kindliness", Effect Duration: 21
7211	unsweetened skewed one pill	0		Effect: "Scarysauce", Effect Duration: 69
7212	steel-toed Jefferson wings	0		Damage Reduction: 9
7213	fleetwood macaroni	0		
7214	squat cheesy eagle sauce	0		
7215	moldy miniature fleetwood mac 'n' cheese	2	crappy	
7216	gray lynyrd skin	0		
7217	lion tamer's lynyrdskin cap	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xVolley, cap 42"
7218	skewed jittery Jack Frost's lynyrdskin tunic	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50
7219	MacGyver's lynyrdskin breeches	0		Maximum MP: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1.5xGhuol, cap 42"
7220	cigarette lighter	0		
7221	twirling upside-down green priceless diamond	0		
7222	triple-distilled fancy bad Flamin' Whatshisname	6	decent	Effect: "Sauce Monocle", Effect Duration: 30
7223	vacuum-sealed boiled lynyrd musk	0		Effect: "Patched In", Effect Duration: 63
7224	Jeselnik's strapping Kashmir sweater	0		Muscle: +5, Sleaze Damage: +25
7225	half-sized toothsome narrow spinning custard pie	2	awesome	
7226	blurry tea for one	1	good	
7227	lousy triple-distilled bottle of Evermore	6	decent	
7228	box	0		
7229	watered-down smooth wine	2	awesome	
7230	artisanal rum	3	EPIC	
7231	practically non-alcoholic smooth Murderer's Punch	1	awesome	
7232	gigantic rotten velvet cake	9	crappy	
7233	super-electrified letter	0		Effect: "Polka of Plenty", Effect Duration: 35
7234	frosty book of the glutton	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Food Drop: +100
7235	perfumed masque of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Stench Resistance: +5, Single Equip
7236	bouncing dog trainer's red-hot poker	0		Experience (familiar): +1
7237	friendly Red X Shield	0		Familiar Weight: +3
7238	family-friendly badge of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Single Equip
7239	skewed shirt of the wise owl of the boozehound	0		Mysticality: +20, Booze Drop: +100
7240	forbidden coat of the sewer	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Stench Damage: +25
7241	Jim Carey's cool shoe	0		Moxie: +5, Monster Level: +25, Single Equip
7242	button	0		
7243	button	0		
7244	colloidal liquefied improved blood cells	0		Effect: "Scrappy, Shadowy", Effect Duration: 41
7245	alkaline super-ionized unsweetened ghostly shaking eye	0		Effect: "Musky", Effect Duration: 33
7246	glark cable	0		
7247	wobbly wool thinker's Red Fox glove	0		Mysticality: +10, Cold Resistance: +1, Attacks Can't Miss, Single Equip
7248	oxidized foxglove	0		Effect: "Destructive Resolve", Effect Duration: 21
7249	pulsating blue Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette	0		
7250	squat Temple Grandin's sage Sneaky Pete's jacket of the wise owl of incineration	0		Mysticality: +20, Mysticality Percent: +10, Familiar Weight: +7, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Softcore Only, Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-03", Softcore Only: [1-path(Avatar of Sneaky Pete)]
7251	fuchsia jug of Sneaky Pete's Mojo	0		Free Pull
7252	jittery shot of Sneaky Pete's Mojo	0		Free Pull
7253	Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy	0		
7254	pulsating really cocktail shaker	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7255	lousy shaking mini-martini	3	decent	
7256	smoke grenade	0		
7257	mixed wobbly ghostly molotov soda	1	EPIC	
7258	irradiated cold-filtered pile of ashes	0		Effect: "Booze Goozles", Effect Duration: 59
7259	twirling huge crate of firebombs	0		
7260	blue firebomb	0		
7261	shaking blinking Newton's savvy Sneaky Pete's basket of James Dean	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Experience (Moxie): +3
7262	shaking &quot;I Love Me, Vol. I&quot;	0		
7263	upside-down photograph of a dog	0		
7264	gray jittery photograph of a nugget	0		
7265	jittery photograph of an ostrich egg	0		
7266	disposable instant camera	0		
7267	nasty educational boxer's Sneaky Pete's jacket (collar popped) of the businessman	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Experience: +1, Stench Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +50, Softcore Only, Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-03", Softcore Only: [1-path(Avatar of Sneaky Pete)]
7268	yellow Letter for Melvign the Gnome	0		
7269	Professor What garment	0		
7270	&quot;2 Love Me, Vol. 2&quot;	0		
7271	Thinknerd Blind-Packed Toy	0		
7272	veiny plastic Professor What	0		Maximum HP: +10
7273	Usain Bolt's plastic Jared the Duskwalker	0		Initiative: +80
7274	nippy plastic Duke Starkiller	0		Cold Damage: +10
7275	ghostly friendly plastic Gary Claybender	0		Familiar Weight: +3
7276	medical-grade plastic Captain Kerkard	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
7277	quadruple-Vulcanized wobbly robot grease	0		Effect: "Stinking Cloud", Effect Duration: 31
7278	returned Thinknerd package	0		
7279	activated diffused huge wind-up Whatsian robot	0		Effect: "Broken Fast", Effect Duration: 27
7280	improved warmed upside-down wind-up vampire teeth	0		Effect: "Magically Fingered", Effect Duration: 11
7281	extra-corrupted wet blinking wind-up navigation droid	0		Effect: "Red Around the Gills", Effect Duration: 52
7282	enhanced adjusted wind-up owl	0		Effect: "Wasabi With You", Effect Duration: 37
7283	quadruple-chilled olive wind-up ensign	0		Effect: "Feelin' Philosophical", Effect Duration: 64
7284	Jack Frost's slick crying statue earrings	0		Moxie: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover
7285	lion tamer's ruddy plastic Duskwalker necklace	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Experience (familiar): +2, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover
7286	shellacked plastic replica blaster pistol of extreme caution	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Monster Level: -25, Lasts Until Rollover
7287	brawny Gary Claybender's Time Screwer of the businessman	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Meat Drop: +50, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover
7288	squat huge nippy Space Tourist palmdoctor of the blizzard	0		Cold Damage: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover
7289	up-at-dawn sharpshooter's veiny amok putter	0		Maximum HP: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Adventures: +5
7290	diet normal gray amok pudding	1	good	
7291	tumbling deactivated putty buddy	0		
7292	putty coat	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7293	denatured ionized skewed gray blurry can of V-11	0		Effect: "Kernel Panic!", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2014-03"
7294	Annie Oakley's elevennis shoes of extreme caution	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Monster Level: -25, Last Available: "2014-03"
7295	elevent	0		Last Available: "2014-03"
7296	twirling frosty sinister elevenderizing hammer	0		Spell Damage: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2014-03"
7297	knitted Professor What T-Shirt	0		Cold Resistance: +3
7298	heavy-duty bendy straw	0		
7299	wobbly jittery pellet of plant food	0		
7300	spinning sewing kit	0		
7301	tumbling Spookyraven billiards room key	0		
7302	Spookyraven library key	0		
7303	Lady Spookyraven's necklace	0		
7304	shaking telegram from Lady Spookyraven	0		
7305	Lady Spookyraven's powder puff	0		
7306	mirror Lady Spookyraven's finest gown	0		
7307	Lady Spookyraven's dancing shoes	0		
7308	activated deionized eyebrow pencil	0		Effect: "Nut-Rition", Effect Duration: 58
7309	colloidal tumbling rosewater cream	0		Effect: "Cold Blooded", Effect Duration: 28
7310	double-unsweetened bronzer	0		Effect: "Motion", Effect Duration: 26
7311	medical-grade studded elegant nightstick	0		Damage Absorption: +80, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
7312	still grill	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-06"
7313	box of hickory chips	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7314	shaking poppet	0		
7315	rickety rocking horse	0		
7316	tumbling jack-in-the-box	0		
7317	ghostly jar of baby ghosts	0		
7318	quilted ghost of a necklace of the sewer of terror	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Stench Damage: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +10
7319	yellow asbestos-lined hale Elizabeth's Dollie	0		Maximum HP: +20, Hot Resistance: +5
7320	pickled ionized enhanced yellow Elizabeth's paintbrush	0		Effect: "Halloweeny", Effect Duration: 56
7321	blinking hardened supercool Stephen's lab coat	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Damage Reduction: 3
7322	diffused wet Stephen's secret formula	0		Effect: "So Fresh and So Clean", Effect Duration: 48
7323	curative Fonzie's Jacob's rung	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
7324	dried twirling battery	1		
7325	watered-down hand-crafted squat snakebite	2	EPIC	
7326	red groovy slick rubber ribcage	0		Moxie: +10, Moxie Percent: +10
7327	dehydrated tumbling synthetic marrow	1		
7328	chilled denatured mirror funny bone	0		Effect: "Muddled", Effect Duration: 35
7329	brainy strapping half-melted spoon	0		Muscle: +5, Mysticality: +5
7330	dehydrated blinking the funk	1		
7331	adequate gigantic gunky chicken	8	good	
7332	huge doll head of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20
7333	droopy doll eye	0		
7334	voice box	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Pull Voice Box String"
7335	ribald strapping paddle-ball	0		Muscle: +5, Sleaze Damage: +10
7336	tarnished sound effects record	0		Effect: "Protection from Bad Stuff", Effect Duration: 63
7337	ghostly alphabet block	0		
7338	boiled yellow mirror blurry dancer	0		Effect: "Eyes of the Dragon", Effect Duration: 56
7339	music box mechanism	0		
7340	Sherlock's moose antlers	0		Item Drop: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep, cap 27"
7341	irradiated jittery moose thought	0		Effect: "You Know Where to Go", Effect Duration: 45
7342	moldy pulsating moose chocolate	3	crappy	
7343	artisanal blurry painting of a glass of wine	3	EPIC	
7344	wobbly oil painting of yourself	0		
7345	ornate picture frame	0		
7346	spinning doll-eye amulet	0		Single Equip
7347	scandalous ghost toga of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Damage: +5
7348	bland sheet cake	3	decent	
7349	blurry pulsating ghost key	0		
7350	picture of you	0		
7351	lard-coated Rosewater's Staff of the Electric Range of chilblains	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Cold Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
7352	rotten deluxe layer cake	3	crappy	
7353	chunk of hot iron	0		
7354	smooth red-hot boilermaker	4	awesome	
7355	Sherlock's coal shovel	0		Item Drop: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Shovel Hot Coal"
7356	magnetized huge hot coal	0		Effect: "Stevedave's Shanty of Superiority", Effect Duration: 26
7357	Vulcanized coal dust	0		Effect: "Squirming Like a Toad", Effect Duration: 55
7358	toasty razor-sharp Bram's choker of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Hot Damage: +5, Single Equip
7359	plaid swatch	0		
7360	plaid bandage	0		
7361	maroon hardy plaid pocket square	0		Maximum HP: +50
7362	razor-sharp plaid skirt of Leguizamo	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Monster Level: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 38"
7363	super-modified flattened bloodstain stick	0		Effect: "Three Days Slow", Effect Duration: 19
7364	fabric softener	0		
7365	electrified modified jittery fabric hardener	0		Effect: "Slightly Larger Than Usual", Effect Duration: 39
7366	drinkable bottle of laundry sherry	3	good	
7367	altered industrial strength starch	0		Effect: "Winklered", Effect Duration: 18, Wiki Name: "industrial strength starch"
7368	moldy extra-flat panini	4	crappy	
7369	dry nitrogenated mangled finger	0		Effect: "A Taste of Rainbow", Effect Duration: 65
7370	mediocre Psychotic Train wine	4	decent	
7371	crazy hobo notebook	0		
7372	spoiled super-sized pie man was not meant to eat	5	crappy	
7373	red razor-sharp sommelier's towel	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25
7374	healthy tarnished tastevin	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Single Equip
7375	jumbo adequate actual tapas	5	good	
7376	ghast iron ingot	0		
7377	smartaleck's ghast iron cleaver of the bloodbag	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Maximum HP: +100
7378	cyan inspector's frosty ghast iron Garibaldi	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Item Drop: +15, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 14"
7379	jittery brawny wizardly ghast iron heater shield	0		Mysticality: +25, Muscle Percent: +20
7380	lime green steel-toed ghast iron codpiece of extreme caution	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Monster Level: -25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 42"
7381	spinning blurry Pendant of Gargalesis of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20
7382	Little Geneticist DNA-Splicing Lab	0		Last Available: "2014-04"
7383	DNA extraction syringe	0		Last Available: "2014-04"
7384	corrupted enhanced chilled Gene Tonic: Dude	0		Effect: "Sauce Monocle", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2014-04"
7385	colloidal aerosolized galvanized tumbling Gene Tonic: Beast	0		Effect: "Tenacity of the Snapper", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2014-04"
7386	flattened Gene Tonic: Construct	0		Effect: "What's That Smell?", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2014-04"
7387	liquefied Gene Tonic: Undead	0		Effect: "Stuck That Way", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2014-04"
7388	modified tarnished pulsating Gene Tonic: Humanoid	0		Effect: "The Power of Positive Thinking", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2014-04"
7389	flattened blue Gene Tonic: Insect	0		Effect: "Elemental Mastery", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2014-04"
7390	polarized activated Gene Tonic: Hippy	0		Effect: "Human-Hobo Hybrid", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2014-04"
7391	extra-pressed Gene Tonic: Orc	0		Effect: "Cock of the Walk", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2014-04"
7392	liquefied deionized galvanized yellow Gene Tonic: Demon	0		Effect: "Well-preserved", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2014-04"
7393	pressed bouncing Gene Tonic: Horror	0		Effect: "Void Between the Stars", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2014-04"
7394	energized electrified squat Gene Tonic: Fish	0		Effect: "Engorged Weapon", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2014-04"
7395	modified Gene Tonic: Goblin	0		Effect: "Fancy Feasted", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2014-04"
7396	frozen quantum skewed Gene Tonic: Pirate	0		Effect: "Filled with Magic", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2014-04"
7397	colloidal pressed moist Gene Tonic: Plant	0		Effect: "Tearful, Fearful", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2014-04"
7398	aerosolized Gene Tonic: Weird	0		Effect: "Think Win-Lose", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2014-04"
7399	boiled Vulcanized bouncing lime green Gene Tonic: Elf	0		Effect: "Antsy in your Pantsy", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2014-04"
7400	super-moist pressed boiled ghostly Gene Tonic: Mer-kin	0		Effect: "Okee-Dokee, Smokee", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2014-04"
7401	moist aerosolized Gene Tonic: Slime	0		Effect: "Gutterminded", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2014-04"
7402	deionized wobbly Gene Tonic: Penguin	0		Effect: "Bandersnatched", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2014-04"
7403	frozen blurry huge Gene Tonic: Elemental	0		Effect: "Uncaged Power", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2014-04"
7404	colloidal liquefied tumbling Gene Tonic: Constellation	0		Effect: "Quiet 'n' Good", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2014-04"
7405	polymerized alkaline Gene Tonic: Hobo	0		Effect: "La Bamba", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2014-04"
7406	Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#1)	0		
7407	huge narrow Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#2)	0		
7408	narrow Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#3)	0		
7409	Steam Card: Space Trip (#1)	0		
7410	Steam Card: Space Trip (#2)	0		
7411	Steam Card: Space Trip (#3)	0		
7412	tumbling ghostly Steam Card: Meteoid (#1)	0		
7413	Steam Card: Meteoid (#2)	0		
7414	green Steam Card: Meteoid (#3)	0		
7415	Steam Card: DemonStar (#1)	0		
7416	shaking Steam Card: DemonStar (#2)	0		
7417	Steam Card: DemonStar (#3)	0		
7418	mirror Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#1)	0		
7419	Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#2)	0		
7420	shaking Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#3)	0		
7421	skewed pencil thin mushroom	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7422	Paradaisical Cheeseburger recipe	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7423	salty sailor salt	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7424	squat wobbly bike rental broupon	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7425	mirror Taco Dan's Taco Stand Cocktail Sauce Bottle	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7426	sprinkle shaker	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7427	nitrogenated sleight-of-hand mushroom	0		Effect: "On Pins and Needles", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2014-05"
7428	Taco Dan's Taco Stand's Taco Receipt	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7429	yellow Beach Buck	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7430	dry mirror Fun-Guy spore	0		Effect: "Slightly Mutated", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2014-05"
7431	modified Boletus Broletus mushroom	0		Effect: "Izchak's Blessing", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2014-05"
7432	ionized anodized huge Omphalotus Omphaloskepsis mushroom	0		Effect: "Hot Hands", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2014-05"
7433	denatured warmed colloidal Gyromitra Dynomita mushroom	0		Effect: "Ooh, Sour!", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2014-05"
7434	chilled ionized wet Helvella Haemophilia mushroom	0		Effect: "Purity of Spirit", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2014-05"
7435	improved cold-filtered Stemonitis Staticus mushroom	0		Effect: "Human-Humanoid Hybrid", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2014-05"
7436	boiled Tremella Tarantella mushroom	0		Effect: "Booze Goozles", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2014-05"
7437	bouncing narrow ghostly Pastaco shell	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7438	moldy squat Beefy Crunch Pastaco	3	crappy	Last Available: "2014-05"
7439	huge adequate Brain Food Pastaco	7	good	Last Available: "2014-05"
7440	bland Cool Brunch Pastaco	3	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7441	special delicious small Medical Pastaco	2	awesome	Effect: "Cold as Ice", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2014-05"
7442	yummy immense squat Energy Buzz Pastaco	10	awesome	Last Available: "2014-05"
7443	flavorless bouncing spinning Ludovico Pastaco	4	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7444	drinkable maroon overpowering mushroom wine	4	good	Last Available: "2014-05"
7445	bad complex mushroom wine	4	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7446	artisanal fortified smooth mushroom wine	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-05"
7447	triple-distilled perfectly mixed spinning blood-red mushroom wine	10	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-05"
7448	bad upside-down buzzing mushroom wine	3	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7449	bad red swirling mushroom wine	4	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7450	tasty narrow Taco Dan's Basic Taco Dan Taco	3	awesome	Last Available: "2014-05"
7451	moldy huge blurry Taco Dan's Taco Fish Fish Taco	4	crappy	Last Available: "2014-05"
7452	bouncing Taco Dan's Super Taco-Riffic Taco Sauce!	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7453	drinkable regular-size brogurt	3	good	Last Available: "2014-05"
7454	mediocre practically non-alcoholic super-size brogurt	1	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7455	drinkable broberry brogurt	4	good	Last Available: "2014-05"
7456	lousy watered-down squat brocolate brogurt	2	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7457	perfectly mixed fortified French bronilla brogurt	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-05"
7458	History's Most Offensive Jokes, Vol. IX	0		Skill: "Unoffendable", Last Available: "2014-05"
7459	Now You're Cooking With Grease	0		Skill: "Grease Up", Last Available: "2014-05"
7460	Sloppy Seconds Diner Employee Handbook	0		Skill: "Sloppy Secrets", Last Available: "2014-05"
7461	mirror industrial strength anti-fungal spray	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7462	sage Brogre brorts	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xGhuol, cap 25", Last Available: "2014-05"
7463	mirror maroon lard-coated Brogre brolo shirt	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2014-05"
7464	Brogre bucket hat of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr, cap 14", Last Available: "2014-05"
7465	Spring Break Beach tattoo coupon	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7466	airplane charter: Spring Break Beach	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-05"
7467	skewed one-day ticket to Spring Break Beach	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7468	fuchsia hardened educational Rosewater's 8-billed baseball cap	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Experience: +1, Damage Reduction: 3, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr, cap 12", Last Available: "2014-05"
7469	zippy friendly extremely wet T-shirt of horror	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2014-05"
7470	huge skewed foul-smelling Jack Frost's beefcake's shrimp fork	0		Muscle: +25, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Stench Damage: +10, Last Available: "2014-05"
7471	dry BROS Energy Drink	0		Effect: "Woad Warrior", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2014-05"
7472	concentrated go-go potion	0		Effect: "Oxygenated Blood", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2014-05"
7473	concentrated narrow tumbling shrimp cocktail	0		Effect: "Adventurer's Best Friendship", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2014-05"
7474	non-enhanced Yolo&trade; chocolates	0		Effect: "Bilious Briskness", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2020-09"
7475	cool string of moist beads	0		Moxie: +5, Last Available: "2014-05"
7476	bouncing Ultimate Mind Destroyer	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7477	non-concentrated altered Meat-inflating powder	0		Effect: "Fortunate Resolve", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2014-05"
7478	blue bouncing possessed sugar cube	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7479	cold-filtered green shaking blurry sugar fairy	0		Effect: "Flame-Retardant Trousers", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2014-05"
7480	super-energized triple-tarnished sugar bunny	0		Effect: "Meadulla Oblongota", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2014-05"
7481	sweet tooth	0		Last Available: "2014-05", Wiki Name: "sweet tooth"
7482	lousy irresponsibly strong Rompedores de Fantasmas	6	decent	
7483	acceptable triple-distilled La Fantasma y La Oscuridad	9	good	
7484	weak delicious blinking Fantasma en la M&aacute;quina	2	awesome	
7485	loosening powder	0		
7486	castoreum	0		
7487	drain dissolver	0		
7488	cyan triple-distilled turpentine	0		
7489	detartrated anhydrous sublicalc	0		
7490	huge triatomaceous dust	0		
7491	lousy fortified bottle of Chateau de Vinegar	5	decent	
7492	blasting soda	0		
7493	teal tumbling unstable fulminate	0		
7494	squat wine bomb	0		
7495	recipe: mortar-dissolving solution	0		
7496	bottled day	0		
7497	ghost formula	0		
7498	shaking Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette	0		
7499	vacuum-sealed Hot 'n' Scarys	0		Effect: "Stopping to Smell the Flowers", Effect Duration: 46
7500	tumbling map	0		
7501	huge	0		
7502	electrified polarized huge shaking Texas tea	0		Effect: "Conspiratory Eyes", Effect Duration: 44
7503	dark hamethyst ring of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100
7504	aromatic dark baconstone ring	0		Stench Resistance: +1
7505	studded dark porquoise ring	0		Damage Absorption: +80
7506	curative smartaleck's book	0		Moxie Percent: +30, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
7507	maroon pulsating groovy cloak	0		Moxie Percent: +10
7508	label	0		
7509	spoiled gigantic upside-down Mornington crescent roll	7	crappy	
7510	triple-pressed cyan eye shadow	0		Effect: "Booooooze", Effect Duration: 43
7511	pulsating crumbling wheel	0		
7512	magnetized extra-corrupted teal poppy	0		Effect: "Mad at Science", Effect Duration: 47
7513	squat opium grenade	0		
7514	arcane researcher's duonoculars of vim and vigor	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Single Equip
7515	plastic rock	0		
7516	witch's spare house key	0		
7517	maroon studded grievous spider leg	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Damage Absorption: +80
7518	narrow wand of pigification	0		
7519	mediocre cyan glass of bourbon	3	decent	
7520	twirling twirling burned government manual fragment	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7521	small spoiled blinking government cheese	2	crappy	Last Available: "2014-05"
7522	shaking green blurry pair of government shades of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-05"
7523	space junk	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7524	dry polarized upside-down tumbling government	0		Effect: "Patched In", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2014-05"
7525	ionized ionized alien drugs	0		Effect: "Vitali Tea", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2023-09"
7526	blue weird space book	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7527	alien force field disruptor bean	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7528	Temple Grandin's arcane researcher's government-issued night-vision goggles	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Familiar Weight: +7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-05"
7529	big adequate fancy loaf of alien bread	5	good	Effect: "Wings of the Grasshopper", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2014-05"
7530	bland special massive purple grilled cheese sandwich	8	decent	Effect: "Always In Motion", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2014-05"
7531	modified alien protein powder	1	crappy	Last Available: "2014-05"
7532	weak acceptable cyan rocket fuel	2	good	Last Available: "2014-05"
7533	alien source code printout	0		Skill: "Alien Source Code", Last Available: "2014-05"
7534	blue jittery alien source code printout (used)	0		Skill: "Alien Source Code", Last Available: "2014-05"
7535	delicious squat stealth bomber	3	awesome	Last Available: "2014-05"
7536	squat space beast fur	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7537	wobbly twitching space egg	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7538	gray ramekin of space nuts	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2014-05"
7539	space beast fur hat of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley", Last Available: "2014-05"
7540	red executive space beast fur pants	0		Meat Drop: +40, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley", Last Available: "2014-05"
7541	lard-coated space beast fur whip	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2014-05"
7542	space invader	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7543	manspreader's curative space heater	0		Monster Level: +10, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heat Space", Last Available: "2014-05"
7544	skewed space bar	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7545	perfectly mixed bouncing space port	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-05"
7546	upside-down stiffened slick space needle	0		Moxie: +10, Damage Reduction: 1, Last Available: "2014-05"
7547	dry olive shaking buffed alien drugs	0		Effect: "You're High as a Crow, Marty", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2014-05"
7548	hot ashes	0		Last Available: "2014-06"
7549	super-modified wobbly purple ash soda	0		Effect: "Sausage Festive", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2014-06"
7550	warmed polarized twirling liquid smoke	0		Effect: "From Nantucket", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2014-06"
7551	moist energized cyan dollop of barbecue sauce	0		Effect: "Milk Studly", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2014-06"
7552	polymerized bowl of marinade	0		Effect: "Buff as a Baobab", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2014-06"
7553	shaker of dry rub	0		Last Available: "2014-06"
7554	aerosolized bottle of lighter fluid	0		Effect: "Oily Flavor", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2014-06"
7555	page	0		
7556	jittery elephant gift	0		
7557	electrified blood cells	0		Effect: "Super Vision", Effect Duration: 15
7558	smooth huge wine	4	awesome	
7559	activated tumbling blinking gummi turtle	0		Effect: "Earthen Fist", Effect Duration: 28
7560	turtle-shaped rock	0		
7561	electrified galvanized energized pulsating giraffe-necked turtle	0		Effect: "Super Speed", Effect Duration: 29
7562	warmed narrow musk turtle	0		Effect: "Moose Wisdom", Effect Duration: 18
7563	activated programmable turtle	0		Effect: "Spore-Wreathed", Effect Duration: 66
7564	oxidized lime green mocking turtle	0		Effect: "All Glory To the Toad", Effect Duration: 49
7565	huge yummy jittery ham steak	7	awesome	
7566	time-twitching toolbelt of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Single Equip, Free Pull
7567	olive Chroner	0		
7568	zippy dangerous Time Lord Badge of Honor of incineration	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Initiative: +20
7569	up-at-dawn scandalous Time Bandit Badge of Courage of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Sleaze Damage: +5, Adventures: +5
7570	non-denatured activated Friendliness Beverage	0		Effect: "Armored Innards", Effect Duration: 51
7571	padded grievous silent pea shooter	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Damage Absorption: +20
7572	fancy moldy D roll	4	crappy	Effect: "Full of Vinegar", Effect Duration: 45
7573	tumbling gray inspector's chaotic kiwi beak	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Item Drop: +15
7574	lousy New Zealand iced tea	3	decent	
7575	shaking nippy wholesome droll monocle	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Cold Damage: +10, Single Equip
7576	energized altered future drug: Muscularactum	0		Effect: "Compensatory Cruelness", Effect Duration: 69
7577	electrified squat future drug: Smartinex	0		Effect: "Stinkybeard", Effect Duration: 32
7578	vacuum-sealed cyan narrow future drug: Coolscaline	0		Effect: "Cautious Prowl", Effect Duration: 50
7579	twitching time capsule	0		
7580	modified ghostly liquid shifting time weirdness	1		Effect: "Saucegoggles", Effect Duration: 50
7581	shifting time weirdness	0		Adventures: +4, PvP Fights: +4
7582	moldy twirling rack of dinosaur ribs	3	crappy	
7583	perfectly mixed scotch on the rocks	3	EPIC	
7584	jittery resourceful groovy yabba dabba doo rag	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Maximum MP: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 27"
7585	scandalous stiffened wooly loincloth	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Sleaze Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 27"
7586	helix fossil	0		
7587	S.S. Ticket	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7588	upside-down Clan speakeasy	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-07"
7589	smooth narrow glass of &quot;milk&quot;	4	awesome	Last Available: "2014-07"
7590	bad special spinning upside-down maroon cup of &quot;tea&quot;	4	decent	Effect: "Radiated and Grodiated", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2014-07"
7591	tolerable thermos of &quot;whiskey&quot;	4	good	Last Available: "2014-07"
7592	drinkable Lucky Lindy	3	good	Last Available: "2014-07"
7593	weak hand-crafted Bee's Knees	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-07"
7594	extra-dry artisanal mirror Sockdollager	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-07"
7595	artisanal Ish Kabibble	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-07"
7596	mediocre fancy wobbly Hot Socks	3	decent	Effect: "Peppermint Bite", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2014-07"
7597	triple-distilled drinkable spinning Phonus Balonus	10	good	Last Available: "2014-07"
7598	drinkable lime green Flivver	3	good	Last Available: "2014-07"
7599	watered-down acceptable Sloppy Jalopy	2	good	Last Available: "2014-07"
7600	frozen triple-flattened maroon twirling flame	0		Effect: "Jittery", Effect Duration: 65
7601	anodized ionized polymerized pulsating temporary yak tattoo	0		Effect: "Stopping to Smell the Flowers", Effect Duration: 40
7602	alkaline diffused skewed Fitspiration&trade; poster	0		Effect: "Twenty-three Squid, Ew", Effect Duration: 41
7603	boiled improved neckbeard	0		Effect: "Human-Human Hybrid", Effect Duration: 24
7604	super-aerosolized oxidized olive artisanal hand-squeezed wheatgrass juice	0		Effect: "Bugbear in Tooth and Claw", Effect Duration: 26
7605	quadruple-oxidized spinning punk patch	0		Effect: "Sweet Nostalgia", Effect Duration: 41
7606	quadruple-boiled twirling steampunk potion	0		Effect: "Chain Chain Chains", Effect Duration: 58
7607	ionized quantum vial of swamp vapors	0		Effect: "Goldentongue", Effect Duration: 11
7608	irradiated upside-down turtle mud	0		Effect: "Hella Smooth", Effect Duration: 57
7609	deionized wobbly maroon Redeye&trade; Eyedrops	0		Effect: "Eau de Tortue", Effect Duration: 33
7610	deionized tarnished Dweebisol&trade; inhaler	0		Effect: "Dexteri Tea", Effect Duration: 53
7611	quantum Lewd Lemmy Hair Oil	0		Effect: "Sweet and Green", Effect Duration: 64
7612	non-tarnished tarnished tomato soup poster	0		Effect: "Eagle Eyes", Effect Duration: 34
7613	vacuum-sealed boiled flattened teal bubblin' chemistry solution	0		Effect: "Rosewater Mark", Effect Duration: 63
7614	concentrated ionized tumbling voodoo glowskull	0		Effect: "Chalked Weapon", Effect Duration: 26
7615	polarized modified dry shaking pygmy adder oil	0		Effect: "Far Out", Effect Duration: 53
7616	energized pressed modified pygmy witchhazel	0		Effect: "A Taste of Rainbow", Effect Duration: 13
7617	extra-liquefied diffused green short deposition	0		Effect: "Familial Ties", Effect Duration: 39
7618	double-moist straw pole	0		Effect: "Ack!  Barred!", Effect Duration: 53
7619	chilled copperhead potion	0		Effect: "Arse-a'fire", Effect Duration: 51
7620	concentrated double-energized extra-energized ninja fear powder	0		Effect: "Tiki Thoughtfulness", Effect Duration: 62
7621	extra-dry vacuum-sealed shaking pulsating ninja eyeblack	0		Effect: "Hopped Up on Goofballs", Effect Duration: 35
7622	corrupted dry button rouge	0		Effect: "Warm Shoulders", Effect Duration: 28
7623	polarized corrupted Red Army camouflage kit	0		Effect: "Ten out of Ten", Effect Duration: 12
7624	unsweetened lynyrd skinner toothblack	0		Effect: "You're High as a Crow, Marty", Effect Duration: 49
7625	chilled Vulcanized gray flask of rainwater	0		Effect: "Thaumodynamic", Effect Duration: 25
7626	deionized pulsating green oyster badge	0		Effect: "Stogied", Effect Duration: 21
7627	enhanced anodized jittery plastic Jefferson wings	0		Effect: "Yet tea", Effect Duration: 45
7628	super-improved pulsating dancing fan	0		Effect: "Mighty Shout", Effect Duration: 29
7629	deionized concentrated page of the Necrohobocon	0		Effect: "Frog In Your Throat", Effect Duration: 61
7630	dry wet mirror bouncing magic powder	0		Effect: "Eldritch Concentration", Effect Duration: 56
7631	irradiated dry friar's tonsure	0		Effect: "Barbecue Saucy", Effect Duration: 46
7632	modified quadruple-alkaline alkaline cyan blurry government-issue identification badge	0		Effect: "Okee-Dokee Computer", Effect Duration: 20
7633	alkaline diffused twirling blinking alien hologram projector	0		Effect: "Hagg-ard", Effect Duration: 16
7634	double-moist mirror irradiated turtle	0		Effect: "Sauce Monocle", Effect Duration: 57
7635	anodized huge cigar box turtle	0		Effect: "Ooh, Sour!", Effect Duration: 34
7636	censurious hardy shellacked shell	0		Maximum HP: +50, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
7637	spinning experienced pillow shell	0		Experience: +2, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
7638	scandalous whatsit-covered turtle shell	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
7639	narrow Newton's oil shell	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
7640	tumbling nasty turtle shell of the brute of James Dean	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Experience (Moxie): +3, Stench Damage: +5, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
7641	shocked shell	0		Class: "Turtle Tamer", Damage Aura: 1
7642	blinking ghostly ingot turtle	0		
7643	duty umbrella	0		Water Level: -2
7644	pool skimmer	0		
7645	wobbly life preserver	0		
7646	huge lightning milk	0		
7647	aquaconda brain	0		
7648	thunder thigh	0		
7649	deionized adjusted gourmet gourami oil	0		Effect: "Chalky White Pallor", Effect Duration: 18
7650	boiled polarized shaking catfish whiskers	0		Effect: "Cletus's Canticle of Celerity", Effect Duration: 29
7651	freshwater fishbone	0		
7652	fishbone catcher's mitt	0		
7653	olive fishbone kneepads	0		Initiative: +60, Single Equip
7654	fishbone corset	0		
7655	wobbly fishbone fins	0		Single Equip
7656	fishbone facemask	0		Monster Level: -30
7657	fishbone belt	0		Critical Hit Percent: +25, Weapon Damage: +25, Single Equip
7658	fishbone bracers	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Single Equip
7659	lime green flame-wreathed neoprene skullcap	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 16"
7660	polarized goblin water	0		Effect: "Neutered Nostrils", Effect Duration: 64
7661	dumb mud	0		
7662	moldy fancy Sogg-Os	4	crappy	Effect: "The Dinsey Spirit", Effect Duration: 20
7663	scandalous Socratic Lord Soggyraven's Slippers of chilblains	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Cold Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +5, Single Equip
7664	non-ionized liquefied Ancient Protector Soda	0		Effect: "Flower Power", Effect Duration: 21
7665	irradiated liquid ice	0		Effect: "Spooky Weapon", Effect Duration: 58
7666	practically non-alcoholic special perfectly mixed tumbling Wet Russian	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	Effect: "Stogied", Effect Duration: 50
7667	moldy jumbo filet of The Fish	5	crappy	
7668	Thwaitgold spider statuette	0		
7669	dance instructor's educational thunder down underwear of the storm	0		Experience: +1, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Lasts Until Rollover
7670	ghostly bouncing red Annie Oakley's sharpshooter's wizardly famous raincoat	0		Mysticality: +25, Critical Hit Percent: 30, Lasts Until Rollover
7671	zippy dog trainer's beefcake's lightning rod	0		Muscle: +25, Experience (familiar): +1, Initiative: +20, Lasts Until Rollover
7672	squat squat Tesla law-abiding citizen cane	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip
7673	practically non-alcoholic perfectly mixed legitimate business on the beach	1	super EPIC	
7674	Rosewater's hep waders	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xVolley, cap 12"
7675	moldy jive turkey leg	4	crappy	
7676	blinking medical-grade birdbone corset	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
7677	modified flattened cold-filtered candy cigarette	0		Effect: "Broberry Brotality", Effect Duration: 45
7678	flame-retardant 4-dimensional fez	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep, cap 12"
7679	narrow throwing candy	0		
7680	wobbly asbestos-lined super-absorbent tarp	0		Hot Resistance: +5
7681	weak acceptable spinning unquiet spirits	2	good	
7682	blue avaricious banjo kazoo mount	0		Meat Drop: +30, Single Equip
7683	Vulcanized grass	0		Effect: "Moon'd", Effect Duration: 58
7684	beefy Time Lord Participation Mug	0		Muscle: +10
7685	Rosewater's Time Bandit Time Towel of dire peril	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Weapon Damage: +20
7686	Jeselnik's nasty coward's Caveman Dan's favorite rock	0		Monster Level: -20, Stench Damage: +5, Sleaze Damage: +25, Single Equip
7687	wet extra-ionized dog ointment	0		Effect: "Mushroom Samba", Effect Duration: 58
7688	deadly gumshoes of the boozehound	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Booze Drop: +100, Single Equip
7689	purple flapper floppers of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Item Drop: +5, Single Equip
7690	squat frightening foul-smelling sneakeasies	0		Stench Damage: +10, Spooky Damage: +5, Single Equip
7691	lime green Da Vinci's plastic nunchaku of the scaredy-cat	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Monster Level: -15, Last Available: "2014-08"
7692	prompt aromatic chilly hand whip	0		Cold Damage: +5, Stench Resistance: +1, Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2014-08"
7693	blinking narrow Samson's cool strapping glow-in-the-dark necklace	0		Muscle: +5, Moxie: +5, Experience (Muscle): +5, Last Available: "2014-08"
7694	Groll doll	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-08", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.6
7695	bouncing electrified arcane researcher's cap gun of the detective	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Item Drop: +20, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang!", Last Available: "2014-08"
7696	ghostly squat Jim Carey's cassette player of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Monster Level: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-08"
7697	chewable paper	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-08"
7698	blurry rubber spider	0		Last Available: "2014-08"
7699	mirror &quot;KICK ME&quot; sign	0		Last Available: "2014-08"
7700	adjusted confiscated comic book	0		Effect: "Egg-stra Arm", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2014-08"
7701	double-ionized confiscated cell phone	0		Effect: "All Blued Up", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2014-08"
7702	super-unsweetened confiscated love note	0		Effect: "Sappy Blood", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2014-08"
7703	ghostly LCD game: Food Eater	0		Last Available: "2014-08"
7704	upside-down tumbling red LCD game: Garbage River	0		Last Available: "2014-08"
7705	blurry LCD game: Burger Belt	0		Last Available: "2014-08"
7706	narrow The Confiscator's Grimoire	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-08", Skill: "Summon Confiscated Things"
7707	dry oxidized shaking rubber nubbin	0		Effect: "damage.enh", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2014-08"
7708	blurry lard-coated rubber cape of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2014-08"
7709	reassuring horrifying scorching Thor's Pliers of the glutton	0		Hot Damage: +25, Spooky Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +1, Food Drop: +100, Attacks Can't Miss, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ply Reality", Last Available: "2014-09", Softcore Only: [1-path(Heavy Rains)]
7710	quadruple-unsweetened flattened bouncing candy UFOs	0		Effect: "Icy Demeanor", Effect Duration: 69
7711	crafty water wings for babies of the sweet-tooth	0		Maximum MP: +10, Candy Drop: +100
7712	mirror blurry beautiful rainbow	0		Last Available: "2014-11", Skill: "Belch The Rainbow"
7713	bland Strix stix	3	decent	
7714	knitted resourceful medical-grade vampire pellet	0		Maximum MP: +50, Cold Resistance: +3, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
7715	practically non-alcoholic tolerable non-aged vinegar	1	good	
7716	blurry unsanitized scalpel of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25
7717	gray mirror savvy gladiator tunica	0		Mysticality Percent: +20
7718	ghostly boxer's Roman sadnals	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Single Equip
7719	friendly madius	0		Familiar Weight: +3
7720	extremely unsafe radiator heater shield	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100
7721	tarnished electrified salt wages	0		Effect: "Gobliny Flavor", Effect Duration: 32
7722	blinking ribald centurion helmet	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, atk, cap 25"
7723	Chroner cross	0		
7724	reassuring pteruges	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, atk, cap 25"
7725	denatured spinning Bruno's blessing of Mars	0		Effect: "Elemental Saucesphere", Effect Duration: 51
7726	chilled non-altered gray Dennis's blessing of Minerva	0		Effect: "Leisurely Amblin'", Effect Duration: 49
7727	improved Burt's blessing of Bacchus	0		Effect: "Hopped Up on Goofballs", Effect Duration: 65
7728	modified quadruple-electrified unsweetened yellow twirling Freddie's blessing of Mercury	0		Effect: "Hypercubed", Effect Duration: 41
7729	Chroner trigger	0		
7730	Xi Receiver Unit	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7731	transmission from planet Xi	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7732	jittery Black Bart's Booty	0		Skill: "Pirate Bellow"
7733	Xiblaxian circuitry	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7734	Xiblaxian polymer	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7735	Xiblaxian alloy	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7736	Xiblaxian crystal	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7737	tumbling Xiblaxian holo-wrist-puter simcode	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7738	Xiblaxian cache locator simcode	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7739	Xiblaxian holo-training simcode	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7740	Xiblaxian direct marketing simcode	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7741	Xiblaxian holo-buddy simcode	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7742	Xiblaxian encrypted political prisoner	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7743	Xiblaxian holo-schematic: stealth cowl	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7744	olive Xiblaxian holo-schematic: stealth trousers	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7745	Xiblaxian holo-schematic: stealth vest	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7746	Xiblaxian holo-schematic: ultraburrito	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7747	spinning Xiblaxian holo-schematic: space whiskey	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7748	twirling Xiblaxian holo-schematic: residence cube	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7749	jittery Xiblaxian holo-schematic: xeno-goggles	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7750	Xiblaxian 5D printer	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7751	Xiblaxian holo-bowtie	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2014-09"
7752	knitted Xiblaxian xeno-detection goggles	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-09"
7753	clever Xiblaxian stealth cowl of chilblains	0		Maximum MP: +20, Cold Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2014-09"
7754	jittery rosewater-soaked dangerous Xiblaxian stealth trousers	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2014-09"
7755	greedy stiffened Xiblaxian stealth vest	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2014-09"
7756	yummy green tumbling shaking Xiblaxian ultraburrito	4	awesome	Last Available: "2014-09"
7757	aged red Xiblaxian space-whiskey	4	awesome	Last Available: "2014-09"
7758	tumbling Xiblaxian residence-cube	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7759	denatured flattened They liver	0		Effect: "Hardened Fabric", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2014-09"
7760	massive adequate spinning They liver popsicle	7	good	Last Available: "2014-09"
7761	blinking holo-tank	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7762	holo-bomber	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7763	gray holo-platoon	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7764	dried blurry residual zeal	1		Effect: "Powder Power", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2014-09"
7765	twirling hardy Xiblaxian holo-wrist-puter	0		Maximum HP: +50, Drops Items, Last Available: "2014-09"
7766	bouncing grievous slick thinker's defective Golden Mr. Accessory	0		Mysticality: +10, Moxie: +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +50
7767	airplane charter: Conspiracy Island	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-10"
7768	one-day ticket to Conspiracy Island	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7769	blinking Coinspiracy	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7770	Samson's Personal Ventilation Unit of the scaredy-cat of mayonnaise	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Monster Level: -15, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-10"
7771	enhanced denatured the most dangerous bait	0		Effect: "Stench Jellied", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2014-10"
7772	bland &quot;meat&quot; stick	4	decent	Last Available: "2014-10"
7773	denatured twirling transdermal smoke patch	1	good	Last Available: "2014-10"
7774	specialty ammo bandolier	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7775	aromatic horrifying pair of plants of the early riser	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +1, Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2014-10"
7776	shaking healthy thinker's Sasq&trade; watch of dire peril	0		Mysticality: +10, Weapon Damage: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-10", Nonstackable Watch, Rollover Effect Duration: 30
7777	blurry chaotic steel-toed dance instructor's smoker's cloak	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Damage Reduction: 9, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Last Available: "2014-10"
7778	scandalous Lo Pan's camouflage T-shirt of dire peril of horror	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +5, Last Available: "2014-10"
7779	alkaline yellow experimental serum G-9	0		Effect: "Ooh, Sour!", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2014-10"
7780	narrow censurious heavy-duty clipboard of the blizzard of courage	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +3, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2014-10"
7781	family-friendly curative battery-powered drill of James Dean of Gandalf	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +1, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2014-10"
7782	diet stale limp broccoli	1	decent	Last Available: "2014-10"
7783	shellacked hardened boxer's hat	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Damage Reduction: 10, Familiar Effect: "2xFairy, 0.5xPotato, cap 31", Last Available: "2014-10"
7784	quadruple-galvanized super-modified monkey barf	0		Effect: "Goldentongue", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2014-10"
7785	polarized denatured gray candy	0		Effect: "Shrimpin' Ain't Easy", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2014-10"
7786	Jack Frost's sage jangly bracelet of Tarzan	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Experience (Muscle): +3, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2014-10"
7787	veiny cuddly teddy bear	0		Maximum HP: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Overload Teddy Bear", Last Available: "2014-10"
7788	ice-cold Cloaca Zero	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7789	educational groovy first-aid pouch	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Experience: +1, Last Available: "2014-10"
7790	khaki duffel bag	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7791	magnetized extra-dry huge airborne mutagen	0		Effect: "Marbles in Your Mouth", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2014-10"
7792	wobbly SHAWARMA Initiative Keycard	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7793	bottle-opener keycard	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7794	Armory keycard	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7795	normal blue initiative shawarma	4	good	Last Available: "2014-10"
7796	snack-sized enchanted flavorless bouncing warm war shawarma	2	decent	Effect: "Polka Face", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2014-10"
7797	fancy gigantic spoiled tumbling karma shawarma	7	crappy	Effect: "In the Saucestream", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2014-10"
7798	drinkable Jungle Juice	3	good	Last Available: "2014-10"
7799	hand-crafted weak squat Amnesiac Ale	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-10"
7800	bad weak Highest Bitter	2	decent	Last Available: "2014-10"
7801	Sinatra's mercenary pistol of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Experience (Moxie): +5, Last Available: "2014-10"
7802	shaking huge inspector's mercenary rifle of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2014-10"
7803	Merc Core Field Manual: Sanity Maintenance	0		Skill: "Hypersane", Last Available: "2014-10"
7804	Merc Core Field Manual: Intimidation Techniques	0		Skill: "Intimidating Mien", Last Available: "2014-10"
7805	Merc Core challenge coin	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7806	blurry Merc Core deployment orders	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7807	bouncing TI-9000 calculator	0		
7808	unused soap	0		
7809	impure gasoline	0		
7810	Z-Bone steak	0		
7811	viral DNA	0		
7812	tarnished bottlecap	0		
7813	special toothsome snack-sized seared dino steak	2	awesome	Effect: "On the Shoulders of Giants", Effect Duration: 45
7814	triple-distilled tolerable bottle of drinkin' gas	6	good	
7815	handful of napalm	0		
7816	dove DNA	0		
7817	gelatinous meat mass	0		
7818	99.44% pure math	0		
7819	simple AI	0		
7820	narrow corrupted bird DNA	0		
7821	sentient meat mass	0		
7822	zombie dinosaur egg	0		
7823	spinning french-fry grabber	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7824	supercharged wizardly iShield of the cougar	0		Mysticality: +25, Moxie: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +30
7825	Jack Frost's beefcake's earbuds of James Dean	0		Muscle: +25, Experience (Moxie): +3, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
7826	shaking flame-retardant stiffened iFlail of vim and vigor	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Hot Resistance: +1
7827	flavorless thick tumbling blinking unidentifiable dried fruit	5	decent	
7828	acceptable flat cider	4	good	
7829	smelly slick trench lighter of the cheetah	0		Moxie: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2014-10"
7830	extra-corrupted ghostly experimental serum P-00	0		Effect: "Greasy Flavor", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2014-10"
7831	military-grade fingernail clippers	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7832	encrypted micro-cassette recorder	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7833	upside-down lime green gore bucket	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7834	spinning pack of smokes	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7835	ESP suppression collar	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7836	GPS-tracking wristwatch	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7837	blinking Project T. L. B.	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7838	Agent Mauve	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7839	wobbly special clip: tracers	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7840	special clip: wailers	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7841	special clip: squelchers	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7842	special clip: splatterers	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7843	special clip: boneburners	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7844	special clip: graveburpers	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7845	unsweetened nitrogenated double-irradiated cyan perl necklace	0		Effect: "Savage Beast Inside", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2014-12"
7846	super-galvanized maroon Fudge Fiber Armor Plating	0		Effect: "White-boy Angst", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2014-12"
7847	chilled blinking ruby on canes	0		Effect: "Inscrutable exoskeleton", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2014-12"
7848	adequate small red petit fortran	2	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7849	moldy java cookie	4	crappy	Last Available: "2014-12"
7850	flavorless cookie cookie	3	decent	Last Available: "2014-12"
7851	blurry Jim Carey's plastic exo-suited miner	0		Monster Level: +25, Last Available: "2014-12"
7852	blurry plastic semi-autonomous drill unit of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2014-12"
7853	plastic ambulatory robo-minecart of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2014-12"
7854	plastic Crimbot of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Last Available: "2014-12"
7855	cool plastic Crimbomega	0		Moxie: +5, Last Available: "2014-12"
7856	dry flask of mining oil	0		Effect: "Buzzard Breath", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2014-12"
7857	lime green cool radiation-resistant helmet	0		Moxie: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 12", Last Available: "2014-12"
7858	energetic servo-assisted exo-pants	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xPotato, cap 12", Last Available: "2014-12"
7859	wobbly Oprah's supercool high-energy mining laser	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2014-12"
7860	peppermint tailings	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7861	jittery nugget of Crimbonium	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7862	bouncing cylindrical mold	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7863	Crimbonium fuel rod	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7864	Petite Paintbrush	0		Adventures: +1
7865	Crimbot schematic: Gun Face	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7866	Crimbot schematic: Big Head	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7867	Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7868	Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7869	Crimbot schematic: Crab Core	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7870	shaking Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7871	mirror Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7872	twirling squat ghostly Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7873	Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7874	Crimbot schematic: Refrigerator Chassis	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7875	Crimbot schematic: Bug Zapper	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7876	ghostly Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7877	bouncing Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7878	Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7879	Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7880	huge Crimbot schematic: Swiss Arm	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7881	olive Crimbot schematic: Data Analyzer	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7882	Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7883	cyan Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7884	red Crimbot schematic: Camera Claw	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7885	Crimbot schematic: Power Arm	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7886	Crimbot schematic: Wrecking Ball	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7887	pulsating Crimbot schematic: Ribbon Manipulator	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7888	spinning Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7889	Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7890	Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7891	red Crimbot schematic: Snow Blower	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7892	blue Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7893	Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7894	jittery Crimbot schematic: Lamp Filler	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7895	ghostly Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7896	pulsating Crimbot schematic: Tripod Legs	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7897	blurry Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7898	Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7899	Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7900	blurry Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7901	Crimbot schematic: Hoverjack	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7902	Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7903	Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7904	Crimbot schematic: Rocket Skirt	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7905	tumbling recovered elf magazine	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7906	recovered elf toothbrush	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7907	upside-down recovered elf sleeping pills	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7908	tumbling recovered elf underpants	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7909	pulsating recovered elf wallet	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7910	recovered elf pocketwatch	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7911	ghostly recovered elf photo album	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7912	recovered elf smartphone	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7913	bouncing chilly Van der Graaf beefy Size XI Wizard's Robe	0		Muscle: +10, Cold Damage: +5, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2014-09"
7914	pickled teal Bit O' Quail Spleen	0		Effect: "Berry Statistical", Effect Duration: 15
7915	ionized Take Eleven Bar	0		Effect: "Supafly", Effect Duration: 31
7916	bouncing mimeplasm	0		
7917	warmed frozen BOOterfinger	0		Effect: "Broken Bone Nubs", Effect Duration: 60
7918	super-electrified Vulcanized mirror Moonds	0		Effect: "Space Tripping", Effect Duration: 19
7919	modified activated tumbling Big Punk	0		Effect: "Tomato Power", Effect Duration: 28
7920	shaking fist turkey outline	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-11"
7921	wobbly turkey knuckles	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Last Available: "2014-11"
7922	aged Friendly Turkey	3	awesome	Last Available: "2014-11"
7923	weak artisanal Agitated Turkey	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-11"
7924	drinkable practically non-alcoholic wobbly Ambitious Turkey	1	good	Last Available: "2014-11"
7925	super-sized normal neutron lollipop	5	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7926	perfectly mixed weak gamma nog	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-12"
7934	spinning sneaky wrapping paper	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7935	Thwaitgold nit statuette	0		
7936	upside-down picky tweezers	0		Last Available: "2015-02"
7937	Crimbo Credit	0		
7938	dried tumbling squat narrow single atom	1	decent	Last Available: "2015-02"
7939	Time Cape	0		Last Available: "2014-11"
7940	Time Cloak	0		Last Available: "2014-11"
7941	blue sleeve deuce	0		
7942	pocket ace	0		
7943	nastygeist	0		
7944	tooth	0		
7945	huge ghostly table	0		
7946	Jack Frost's strapping outlaw bandana of chilblains	0		Muscle: +5, Cold Damage: +25, Cold Spell Damage: +50
7947	hand-crafted irresponsibly strong fuchsia whiskey in a broken glass	9	EPIC	
7948	hand-crafted irresponsibly strong blinking olive shot of mescal	8	EPIC	
7949	acceptable olive glass of herbal tequila	4	good	
7950	narrow minin' dynamite	0		
7951	jittery pulsating aromatic smooth plaid cowboy hat	0		Moxie: +15, Stench Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "2xLep, 1xBarrr, cap 25"
7952	lasso	0		
7953	narrow reassuring rusted-out shootin' iron of the cougar of vim and vigor	0		Moxie: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Spooky Resistance: +1
7954	rattler rattle	0		
7955	pulsating bag of money	0		
7956	Crimbo sapling	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-12"
7957	lime green even more tinsel	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7958	skewed box of Crimbo decorations	0		
7959	lime green letter to Ed the Undying	0		
7960	copy of a jerk adventurer's father's diary	0		
7961	double-paned forbidden Staff of Ed of the sewer of bravery	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Stench Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +5, Spooky Resistance: +5
7962	olive Eye of Ed	0		
7963	amulet	0		
7964	shaking sage Staff of Fats	0		Mysticality Percent: +10
7965	Holy MacGuffin	0		
7966	narrow Ka coin	0		
7967	grievous World's Best Adventurer sash	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50
7968	teal topiary nugglet	0		
7969	purple bouncing beehive	0		
7970	squat boning knife	0		
7971	Aggressive Carrot	0		Free Pull
7972	boiled mummified fig	1	awesome	
7973	altered jittery mummified loaf of bread	1	EPIC	
7974	dehydrated pulsating mummified beef haunch	1	decent	Effect: "Christmessy", Effect Duration: 5
7975	shaking linen bandages	0		
7976	twirling cotton bandages	0		
7977	silk bandages	0		
7978	shaking holy spring water	0		
7979	spirit beer	0		
7980	sacramental wine	0		
7981	teal talisman of Thoth	0		
7982	cure-all	0		
7983	chaotic crafty Sister Accessory	0		Maximum MP: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Softcore Only
7984	concentrated magnetized upside-down Boosty Juice	0		Effect: "Chorale of Companionship", Effect Duration: 53
7985	shaking purple wicked parachute of the boozehound	0		Spell Damage: +5, Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2015-12"
7986	mirror pulsating sharpshooter's MacGyver's pad	0		Maximum MP: +100, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Last Available: "2015-12"
7987	wobbly ghostly sage peeler of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Mysticality Percent: +10, Last Available: "2015-12"
7988	educational pettipants	0		Experience: +1, Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2015-12"
7989	prompt smelly panama hat	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2015-12"
7990	chaotic sage pulsera	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-12"
7991	blinking MacGyver's police baton of the brazier	0		Maximum MP: +100, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2015-12"
7992	flame-retardant smelly ruddy arcane researcher's thinker's plus-fours of temperance	0		Mysticality: +10, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +1, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2015-12"
7993	dance instructor's wizardly porkpie	0		Mysticality: +25, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Last Available: "2015-12"
7994	shaking vibrating pepper mill of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2015-12"
7995	teal vibrating banded pelerine	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2015-12"
7996	huge chaotic wholesome phantom mask	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-12"
7997	pickled polyesterene powder	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
7998	altered maroon mirror powder	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
7999	flattened blue choco-Crimbot	0		Effect: "Eggs-tra Sensory Perception", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2014-12"
8000	extra-ionized enhanced smart watch	0		Effect: "Icy Demeanor", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2014-12"
8001	colloidal ghostly augmented-reality shades	0		Effect: "Disco Nirvana", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2014-12"
8002	personal trainer's toy Crimbot mega face	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Crimbot Outfit Power: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "LIGHT", Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cap 12", Last Available: "2014-12"
8003	olive Tesla toy Crimbot power glove	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Crimbot Outfit Power: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "ZAP", Last Available: "2014-12"
8004	hale toy Crimbot super fist	0		Maximum HP: +20, Crimbot Outfit Power: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "POW", Last Available: "2014-12"
8005	groovy toy Crimbot rocket legs	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Crimbot Outfit Power: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BURN", Last Available: "2014-12"
8006	non-polymerized tarnished purple Crimbot battery	0		Effect: "Turtle Power", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2014-12"
8007	blurry Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping	0		Skill: "Rapid Prototyping", Last Available: "2014-12"
8008	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision	0		Skill: "Mathematical Precision", Last Available: "2014-12"
8009	Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency	0		Skill: "Ruthless Efficiency", Last Available: "2014-12"
8010	Mini-Crimbot crate	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
8011	heavy-duty Crimbot aerial	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2014-12"
8012	stanky resourceful stiffened Crimbomega drive chain	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Maximum MP: +50, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Crimbot Outfit Power: +1, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "LUBE", Last Available: "2014-12"
8013	tumbling Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty)	0		Skill: "Rapid Prototyping", Last Available: "2014-12"
8014	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty)	0		Skill: "Mathematical Precision", Last Available: "2014-12"
8015	pulsating Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty)	0		Skill: "Ruthless Efficiency", Last Available: "2014-12"
8016	altered warmed jittery fitness wristband	0		Effect: "Hot Jellied", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2014-12"
8017	alkaline aerosolized bouncing flask of tainted mining oil	0		Effect: "Human-Hobo Hybrid", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2014-12"
8018	modified unsweetened olive and rain stick	0		Effect: "Tin, Man", Effect Duration: 66
8019	wobbly Chateau Mantegna room key	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-01"
8020	decent gigantic mirror Choco-Mint patty	9	good	Last Available: "2015-01"
8021	lousy gray hot mint schnocolate	3	decent	Last Available: "2015-01"
8022	boiled teal homeopathic mint tea	1	awesome	Last Available: "2015-01"
8023	fuchsia muscle stimulator	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8024	spinning foreign language tapes	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8025	bowl of potpourri	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8026	skewed ceiling fan	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8027	antler chandelier	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8028	artificial skylight	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8029	Swiss piggy bank	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8030	blurry continental juice bar	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8031	stationery set	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8032	mirror calligraphy pen	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-01"
8033	alpine watercolor set	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8034	zippy tope&eacute; of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Initiative: +20, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, cap 12"
8035	jittery chilly wholesome topiary tights	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Cold Damage: +5
8036	fuchsia banded topiary necktie	0		Damage Absorption: +100
8037	small flavorless jittery bowl of topioca	2	decent	
8038	topiary skunk	0		
8039	topiary noseplugs	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8040	trusty whip	0		
8041	crumbling skull	0		
8042	rock	0		
8043	twirling padded pot	0		Damage Absorption: +20
8044	spelunking fedora of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15
8045	miser's sturdy machete	0		Meat Drop: +10
8046	twirling bouncing wholesome shotgun	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10
8047	Temple Grandin's boomerang	0		Familiar Weight: +7
8049	veiny mining helmet	0		Maximum HP: +10
8050	padded X-ray goggles	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Luck: +5
8051	beefcake's cape	0		Muscle: +25
8052	jetpack of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20
8053	shaking spring boots	0		
8054	gray spiked boots	0		
8055	bouncing yellow Van der Graaf pickaxe	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
8056	torch	0		
8057	Da Vinci's [spelunking test kit] of the dark arts	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Spell Damage Percent: +100
8058	skewed asbestos-lined plasma rifle	0		Hot Resistance: +5
8059	Bananubis's Staff	0		Luck: -6
8060	lightning-fast toasty The Joke Book of the Dead	0		Hot Damage: +5, Initiative: +40, Luck: -6
8061	squat The Clown Crown	0		Luck: -6
8062	narrow shaking coffee cup	0		Luck: -2
8063	upside-down Tales of Spelunking	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8064	monkey statuette	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-12"
8065	banana	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8066	powdered red wobbly	1	crappy	Effect: "Slimed Stomach", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2015-12"
8067	nuggets	0		
8068	Professor of Spelunkology	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-12"
8069	Stembridge sidearm	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8070	warehouse map page	0		
8071	warehouse inventory page	0		
8072	upside-down janitor sponge	0		
8073	Spelunker of Fortune	0		Skill: "Speluck", Last Available: "2015-12"
8074	blinking sizzling nippy Spelunker's fedora of the sewer	0		Cold Damage: +10, Hot Damage: +10, Stench Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2015-12"
8075	shaking Usain Bolt's studded stylish Spelunker's whip	0		Moxie: +25, Damage Absorption: +80, Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2015-12"
8076	reassuring ruddy steel-toed Spelunker's khakis	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Spooky Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2015-12"
8077	Spelunker's Guild prize sack	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8084	ghostly mirror LOLmec statuette	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8085	Spelunker of Fortune (used)	0		Skill: "Speluck"
8086	still-beating spleen	0		
8087	Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette	0		
8088	ghostly jewel	0		
8089	headless sparrow	0		
8090	mangled squirrel	0		
8091	teal skewed rat carcass	0		
8092	Sherlock's wicker kickers of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Item Drop: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
8093	brainy wicker slicker of the scaredy-cat	0		Mysticality: +5, Monster Level: -15, Last Available: "2016-12"
8094	baleful wicker knickers of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2016-12"
8095	lime green Van der Graaf Herculean wicker ticker	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
8096	family-friendly wicker sticker of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2016-12"
8097	ghostly nasty wicker clicker of mayonnaise	0		Stench Damage: +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2016-12"
8098	pickled ghostly skewed wickerbits	1		Last Available: "2016-12"
8099	smelly thinker's belt	0		Mysticality: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
8100	prompt mansplainer's badge	0		Monster Level: +15, Adventures: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
8101	bouncing rock-hard razor-sharp bowl	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Damage Reduction: 5, Last Available: "2016-12"
8102	Herculean brooch of the storm	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
8103	arcane researcher's breeches of Calamity Jane	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Last Available: "2016-12"
8104	maroon aromatic backpack of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2016-12"
8105	modified skewed bits	1		Effect: "Egg-headedness", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2016-12"
8106	anvil of the storm of chilblains	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Cold Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
8107	akubra of Tarzan of Gandalf	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Last Available: "2017-12"
8108	blinking Fonzie's cool apron	0		Moxie: +5, Experience (Moxie): +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
8109	Van der Graaf educational ascot	0		Experience: +1, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
8110	tumbling attache case of the blizzard of horror	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Drops Items, Last Available: "2017-12"
8111	wholesome dance instructor's accordion	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Song Duration: 10, Last Available: "2017-12"
8112	vaporized aerosolized	1		Effect: "Florid Cheeks", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2017-12"
8113	prompt therapeutic wig	0		Adventures: +3, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2017-12"
8114	inspector's censurious winch crank	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Item Drop: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
8115	ruddy Rosewater's widget	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
8116	tumbling blurry curative whisk of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2017-12"
8117	rosewater-soaked walker of the businessman	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Meat Drop: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
8118	prompt stanky waders	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2017-12"
8119	boiled flakes	1		Last Available: "2017-12"
8120	prompt dangerous gaiters	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2018-12"
8121	wool flame-wreathed garland	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-12"
8122	careful gunnysack of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Monster Level: -10, Last Available: "2018-12"
8123	blue Sinatra's garibaldi of the cheetah	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2018-12"
8124	family-friendly flame-retardant girdle	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Disco Pudge", Last Available: "2018-12"
8125	Annie Oakley's fortified gloves	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-12"
8126	modified smithereens	1		Last Available: "2018-12"
8127	cyan fiberglass fetish of the cougar of Calamity Jane	0		Moxie: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Last Available: "2018-12"
8128	curative studded fiberglass foil	0		Damage Absorption: +80, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2018-12"
8129	narrow veiny fiberglass fannypack of horror	0		Maximum HP: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-12"
8130	gray twirling chilly fiberglass frock of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Cold Damage: +5, Last Available: "2018-12"
8131	cyan rock-hard baleful fiberglass fingerguard	0		Spell Damage: +25, Damage Reduction: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-12"
8132	jittery wobbly toasty fiberglass fedora of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Hot Damage: +5, Last Available: "2018-12"
8133	compressed fiberglass fibers	1		Last Available: "2018-12"
8134	pulsating bottle of lovebug pheromones	0		Free Pull
8135	yellow winged yeti fur	0		
8136	talisman of Renenutet	0		
8138	personal trainer's rubber spatula	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10
8139	squat spoon of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10
8140	ghostly wicked crystalline reamer	0		Spell Damage: +5
8141	macroplane grater of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25
8142	grievous bastard baster	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50
8143	thinker's obsidian nutcracker	0		Mysticality: +10
8144	lime green talisman of Seshat	0		Free Pull
8145	nippy studded glass eye	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Cold Damage: +10, Single Equip
8146	altered nitrogenated purple invisible potion	0		Effect: "Abominably Slippery", Effect Duration: 13
8147	time shuriken	0		
8148	friendly careful ninjammies of the sweet-tooth	0		Monster Level: -10, Familiar Weight: +3, Candy Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk, 0.5xPotato, cap 25", Rollover Effect Duration: 50
8149	boiled aerosolized Glo-Pop	0		Effect: "Fishily Speeding", Effect Duration: 25
8150	diffused super-pickled double-nitrogenated sugar sphere	0		Effect: "Bilious Brains", Effect Duration: 36
8151	double-concentrated tumbling Shrubble Bubble	0		Effect: "Mystic Circle", Effect Duration: 46
8152	extra-tarnished triple-pickled shaking polyeaster egg	0		Effect: "Don't Rest Ye, Bold Adventurer", Effect Duration: 62
8153	diffused candy dish	0		Effect: "Weather, Man", Effect Duration: 65
8154	modified ionized Spechunky bar	0		Effect: "Hagg-ard", Effect Duration: 54
8155	ionized spinning talisman of Horus	0		Effect: "Antarctic Memories", Effect Duration: 23
8156	check to the Meatsmith	0		
8157	Skeleton Store office key	0		
8158	bone with a price tag on it	0		
8159	half of a tooth	0		
8160	extra-corrupted mouse skull	0		Effect: "Kissed By Fire", Effect Duration: 23
8161	non-corrupted really thick spine	0		Effect: "Piratastic", Effect Duration: 46
8162	huge frosty skullcap of courage	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley,cap 5"
8163	ribald Sinatra's three-legged pants	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Sleaze Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cap 25"
8164	remaindered axe of the brute of Calamity Jane	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Critical Hit Percent: +15
8165	low-budget shield	0		
8166	huge quilted extremely unsafe cr&ecirc;epy mask	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Damage Absorption: +40, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, cap 5"
8167	diet moldy huge baguette	1	crappy	
8168	blue glob of icing	0		
8169	super-pressed cyan ginger snaps	0		Effect: "Nuts about Candy", Effect Duration: 66
8170	dry mostly-broken sunglasses	0		Effect: "Strength of Ten Ettins", Effect Duration: 11
8171	acceptable triple-distilled unflavored wine cooler	7	good	
8172	carton of snake milk	1	crappy	
8173	lime green energetic sewer snake	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20
8174	miniature stale pigeon egg	2	decent	
8175	nippy jaunty feather of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Cold Damage: +10
8176	lousy irresponsibly strong premium malt liquor	8	decent	
8177	blurry brown paper pants of James Dean of Leguizamo	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Monster Level: +20
8178	jittery upside-down lion tamer's brown paper bag mask of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Experience (familiar): +2
8179	rosewater-soaked ring of telling skeletons what to do	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Tell a Skeleton What To Do", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Tell This Skeleton What To Do"
8180	breadwand of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40
8181	loafers of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Single Equip
8182	tumbling Map to Kokomo	0		Free Pull, Skill: "Summon Kokomo Resort Pass"
8183	bouncing tumbling baleful bread basket	0		Spell Damage: +25
8184	Ed the Undying exhibit crate	0		
8185	veiny The Crown of Ed the Undying of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Maximum HP: +10, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1.5xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2015-03", Softcore Only: [1-path(Actually Ed the Undying)]
8186	Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic	0		
8187	map to a hidden booze cache	0		
8188	spirit-forward mediocre bouncing Cherrytastrophe wine cooler	5	decent	
8189	mediocre twirling olive wobbly Radberry Rip wine cooler	3	decent	
8190	tolerable watered-down Orangemageddon wine cooler	2	good	
8191	perfectly mixed blurry Breakfast Blast wine cooler	4	EPIC	
8192	bad Citrus Crush wine cooler	3	decent	
8193	stale gigantic plain bagel	9	decent	
8194	rotten snack-sized glob of cream cheese	2	crappy	
8195	normal loaf of soda bread	3	good	
8196	small moldy acceptable bagel	2	crappy	
8197	rotten standard-issue cupcake	3	crappy	
8198	moldy ultra-deluxe cupcake	4	crappy	
8199	shaking hypnotic breadcrumbs	0		
8200	decent miniature popular tart	2	good	
8201	no-handed pie	0		
8202	super-dry ionized Doc Galaktik's Vitality Serum	0		Effect: "Berry Berry Cold", Effect Duration: 32
8203	airplane charter: Dinseylandfill	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-04"
8204	one-day ticket to Dinseylandfill	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8205	FunFunds&trade;	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8206	foul-smelling expensive camera of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: 35, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-04"
8207	sunglasses	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-04"
8208	non-dry ghostly How to Avoid Scams	0		Effect: "Eyes of the Dragon", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2015-04"
8209	blue filthy child leash	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2015-04"
8210	blinking bag of gross foreign snacks	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8211	bag of park garbage	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8212	grogpagne	0		Last Available: "2021-07"
8213	curative boxer's rigging rope	0		Muscle Percent: +10, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2015-04"
8214	distilled huge blue blinking nasty snuff	1	crappy	Last Available: "2015-04"
8215	blurry asbestos-lined horrifying sewage-clogged pistol	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Sewage Pistol", Last Available: "2015-04"
8216	polarized enhanced pressed beard incense	0		Effect: "Fangs and Pangs", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2015-04"
8217	blurry perfume-soaked bandana of incineration of the overflowing toilet	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-04"
8218	toxic globule	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8219	jumbo decent twirling toxo	5	good	Last Available: "2015-04"
8220	lousy weak Lemonade-235	2	decent	Last Available: "2015-04"
8221	skewed curative weightlifter's isotophat	0		Muscle: +15, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2015-04"
8222	Sherlock's slick Three Mile Island shorts	0		Moxie: +10, Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2015-04"
8223	huge zippy clever toxic mop	0		Maximum MP: +20, Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2015-04"
8224	twirling inert sludgepuppy	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8225	lead collar	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2015-04"
8226	blinking jar of swamp honey	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8227	bouncing skewed Temple Grandin's ruddy backwoods banjo of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Familiar Weight: +7, Last Available: "2015-04"
8228	narrow grody jug	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8229	tumbling Lo Pan's groovy ratskin pajama pants of the sweet-tooth	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2015-04", Rollover Effect Duration: 40
8230	modified moist squat turtle voicebox	0		Effect: "Headstrong", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2015-04"
8231	scorching lion tamer's deadly fake washboard	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Experience (familiar): +2, Hot Damage: +25, Last Available: "2015-04"
8232	lime green Sherlock's Dinsey's oculus of Flo-Jo	0		Item Drop: +25, Initiative: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-04"
8233	narrow dance instructor's Dinsey's radar dish	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2015-04"
8234	squat dangerous experienced Dinsey's pizza cutter	0		Experience: +2, Weapon Damage: +10, Last Available: "2015-04"
8235	upside-down ribald Dinsey's brain of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Sleaze Damage: +10, Last Available: "2015-04"
8236	twirling Dinsey's glove of the brazier of Flo-Jo	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Initiative: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-04"
8237	auspicious chaotic Dinsey's pants	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2015-04"
8238	brain preservation fluid	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8239	keycard &alpha;	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8240	keycard &beta;	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8241	keycard &gamma;	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8242	keycard &delta;	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8243	complimentary Dinsey refreshments	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8244	banded lube-shoes	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Last Available: "2015-04"
8245	maroon trash net	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8246	wobbly family-friendly lard-coated sharpshooter's Dinsey mascot mask	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2015-04"
8247	flavorless Dinsey food-cone	4	decent	Last Available: "2015-04"
8248	weak acceptable tumbling Dinsey Whinskey	2	good	Last Available: "2015-04"
8249	oxidized vacuum-sealed Dinsey face paint	0		Effect: "Curse of the Black Pearl Onion", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2015-04"
8250	flame-retardant fannypack of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Hot Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2015-04"
8251	ruddy occult experienced brainy garbage sticker of chilblains of the detective	0		Mysticality: +5, Experience: +2, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Cold Damage: +25, Item Drop: +20, Drops Meat, Last Available: "2015-04"
8252	up-at-dawn Fonzie's sage beefcake's hazmat helmet of the storm	0		Muscle: +25, Mysticality Percent: +10, Experience (Moxie): +1, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2015-04"
8253	Scratch-and-Sniff Guide to Dinseylandfill	0		Skill: "Olfactory Burnout", Last Available: "2015-04"
8254	Trash, a Memoir	0		Skill: "Garbage Nova", Last Available: "2015-04"
8255	Dinsey Maintenance Manual	0		Skill: "Dinsey Operations Expert", Last Available: "2015-04"
8256	Dinsey tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8257	chilled pickled colloidal wobbly nasty gum	0		Effect: "What's That Smell?", Effect Duration: 44
8258	Wart Dinsey: An Afterlife	0		Skill: "Rotten Memories"
8259	blue The Lot's engagement ring of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Propose To Your Opponent"
8260	blurry Mayo Clinic	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8261	Mayonex	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8262	upside-down Mayodiol	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8263	mirror Mayostat	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8264	Mayozapine	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8265	Mayoflex	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8266	lime green careful healthy thinker's miracle whip of the detective	0		Mysticality: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Monster Level: -10, Item Drop: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-05"
8267	auspicious sphygmayomanometer	0		Item Drop: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-05"
8268	tomayohawk-style reflex hammer	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-05"
8269	mayo lance	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-05"
8270	adequate snack-sized pulsating unappetizing mayolus	2	good	Last Available: "2015-05"
8271	toothsome uninteresting mayolus	4	awesome	Last Available: "2015-05"
8272	decent squat acceptable mayolus	3	good	Last Available: "2015-05"
8273	decent snack-sized enticing mayolus	2	good	Last Available: "2015-05"
8274	yummy mirror upside-down mouth-watering mayolus	4	awesome	Last Available: "2015-05"
8275	newly-hatched mayonnaise wasp	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8276	mayo pump	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8277	pulsating Essence of Bear	0		Skill: "Bear Essence"
8278	special smooth blurry Afternoon Delight	3	awesome	Effect: "Eyes for Miles", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2015-04"
8279	Kokomo Resort Chip	0		Last Available: "2025-08"
8280	Golden Kokomo Resort Chip	0		Last Available: "2025-08"
8281	polarized spinning blue Kokomo Resort Brand Suntan Oil	0		Effect: "Egg-stra Arm", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2025-08"
8282	Kokomo Resort Order Pad	0		Last Available: "2025-08"
8283	The Cocktail Shaker	0		Last Available: "2025-08"
8284	concentrated Kokomo Resort Pass	0		Effect: "Jackasses' Symphony of Destruction", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2025-08"
8285	Mayo Minder&trade;	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8286	modified double-alkaline corrupted skewed green Mayo de Mayo&trade; mayo	0		Effect: "Bear Clawed", Effect Duration: 64
8287	puck	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-06"
8288	ghostly kill screen	0		Random Monster Modifiers: +1, Last Available: "2015-06"
8289	squat boxing gloves	0		Last Available: "2015-06"
8290	lard-coated dice ring	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
8291	shellacked dice belt buckle	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Single Equip
8292	twirling inspector's dice-print pajama pants	0		Item Drop: +15
8293	blue vibrating dice-shaped backpack	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10
8294	blinking squat studded dice-print do-rag	0		Damage Absorption: +80
8295	Sherlock's dice sunglasses	0		Item Drop: +25, Single Equip
8296	Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette	0		
8297	triple-ionized wet warmed dice	0		Effect: "Mucilaginous Mentalism", Effect Duration: 55
8298	pixel	0		Last Available: "2015-06"
8299	huge pixel coin	0		Last Available: "2015-06"
8300	diffused concentrated tumbling narrow power pill	0		Effect: "Optimist Primal", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2015-06"
8301	frozen boiled jittery pixel star	0		Effect: "Stickler for Promptness", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2015-06"
8302	flavorless yellow skewed pixel banana	4	decent	Last Available: "2015-06"
8303	aged pixel beer	4	awesome	Last Available: "2015-06"
8304	puck with a bow on it	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-06"
8305	pumps	0		Last Available: "2015-06"
8306	anodized colloidal skewed sludgesicle	0		Effect: "Top Dog", Effect Duration: 50
8307	polarized &Uuml;berraschthexengebr&auml;u	0		Effect: "Banono", Effect Duration: 34
8308	pickled jittery piggy tattoo	0		Effect: "Morninja", Effect Duration: 62
8309	warmed twirling baggie of regular-sized tardigrades	0		Effect: "So You Can Work More...", Effect Duration: 20
8310	warmed .epub file	0		Effect: "Vinegavotte", Effect Duration: 68
8311	ionized improved aerosolized BUBBLE GUM	0		Effect: "Incensed", Effect Duration: 48
8312	double-aerosolized hustler shades	0		Effect: "Florid Cheeks", Effect Duration: 32
8313	irradiated huge jerky stick	0		Effect: "Human-Weird Thing Hybrid", Effect Duration: 47
8314	aerosolized narrow costume rental shop	0		Effect: "Big Punkin'", Effect Duration: 27
8315	Vulcanized enhanced twirling muscle oil	0		Effect: "Sweet Taste", Effect Duration: 46
8316	tarnished wet maroon bottle of Red-Out	0		Effect: "New Zeal", Effect Duration: 21
8317	concentrated dry upside-down pickpocket protector	0		Effect: "Mushroom Melody", Effect Duration: 31
8318	enhanced boiled sinister-looking cat	0		Effect: "Strawberry Alarm", Effect Duration: 25
8319	boiled dry mirror blurry jazzy cigarette holder	0		Effect: "Bananas!", Effect Duration: 64
8320	deionized one glove	0		Effect: "Hippy Flavor", Effect Duration: 31
8321	unsweetened liquefied glove	0		Effect: "Big Punkin'", Effect Duration: 22
8322	warmed double-liquefied spinning handful of fire	0		Effect: "Pisces Rising", Effect Duration: 57
8323	super-magnetized warmed wobbly Cracklin' Oat Bran	0		Effect: "Frostbeard", Effect Duration: 23
8324	colloidal modified purple disposable lighter	0		Effect: "Don't Rest Ye, Bold Adventurer", Effect Duration: 29
8325	modified ghostly coal contact lenses	0		Effect: "Goldentongue", Effect Duration: 15
8326	magnetized super-ionized skewed conjured ice cream	0		Effect: "Ooh, Sour!", Effect Duration: 16
8327	triple-activated Iceberglar scarf	0		Effect: "Liquid Luck", Effect Duration: 28
8328	flattened skewed icy hairspray	0		Effect: "Insatiable Hunger", Effect Duration: 28
8329	deionized alkaline chilled blurry smellbook	0		Effect: "Purpose", Effect Duration: 41
8330	galvanized quantum assassin's cheese knife	0		Effect: "Weasels Underfoot", Effect Duration: 58
8331	denatured filthy armor	0		Effect: "Wet Rub", Effect Duration: 15
8332	pickled polarized spinning plague pie	0		Effect: "Kindly Resolve", Effect Duration: 22
8333	corrupted anodized batarang	0		Effect: "Bureaucratized", Effect Duration: 47
8334	pressed improved spare neck bolts	0		Effect: "Afternoon Insight", Effect Duration: 54
8335	electrified grease trap	0		Effect: "Wintry Breath", Effect Duration: 41
8336	polarized ghostly spinning shamanic ham	0		Effect: "Headstrong", Effect Duration: 50
8337	adjusted quantum anodized porkpocket	0		Effect: "BOOsted", Effect Duration: 68
8338	altered pressed skewed Leonard's glasses	0		Effect: "Thickest, Sickest", Effect Duration: 28
8339	polarized cold-filtered warehouse walkie-talkie	0		Effect: "Chauve-Souris Merde Fou", Effect Duration: 17
8340	liquefied bouncing janitor's mop	0		Effect: "Spiky Frozen Hair", Effect Duration: 62
8341	diffused squat warehouse clerk's glasses	0		Effect: "Kissed By Fire", Effect Duration: 12
8342	nitrogenated alkaline pulsating baloney rotgut	0		Effect: "Larger", Effect Duration: 48
8343	non-alkaline carton of gaspers	0		Effect: "Neuromancy", Effect Duration: 36
8344	anodized enhanced narrow bronze polish	0		Effect: "Craft Tea", Effect Duration: 66
8345	liquefied crident	0		Effect: "Egg on your Face", Effect Duration: 41
8346	energized ionized totally sweet mohawk helmet	0		Effect: "Holiday Bliss", Effect Duration: 33
8347	moist red spray chrome	0		Effect: "Egg-stortionary Tactics", Effect Duration: 22
8348	tarnished skewed purple filthy monkey head	0		Effect: "New and Improved", Effect Duration: 39
8349	magnetized lime green hand of cards	0		Effect: "Shawarma Warm War", Effect Duration: 32
8350	denatured red damp bar rag	0		Effect: "Purity of Spirit", Effect Duration: 43
8351	quantum colloidal altered narrow lump of goofball ore	0		Effect: "Items Are Forever", Effect Duration: 19
8352	dry enhanced skeleton beans	0		Effect: "Employee of the Month", Effect Duration: 59
8353	Vulcanized lime green grimy lab coat	0		Effect: "Carol of the Bones", Effect Duration: 58
8354	moist twirling squat nursery rhyme	0		Effect: "Full of Vinegar", Effect Duration: 18
8355	colloidal pressed squat iron torso box	0		Effect: "Wet Jaw", Effect Duration: 41
8356	pressed polarized spinning mercenary headband	0		Effect: "Object Detection", Effect Duration: 61
8357	energized alkaline irradiated teal radioactive spider venom	0		Effect: "Mystically Oiled", Effect Duration: 63
8358	nitrogenated aerosolized x-ray mirror	0		Effect: "Human-Constellation Hybrid", Effect Duration: 25
8359	moist dry mirror wrestling mask	0		Effect: "Pemmican't", Effect Duration: 50
8360	aerosolized oxidized improved hawkface potion	0		Effect: "Well-Oiled", Effect Duration: 15
8361	ionized adjusted jittery twirling blue child-sized dracula cloak	0		Effect: "Kissed By Fire", Effect Duration: 61
8362	Vulcanized devil-summoning hat	0		Effect: "Boletus Swoletus", Effect Duration: 31
8363	activated polarized shopkeeper beard	0		Effect: "Puddingskin", Effect Duration: 42
8364	super-pickled blinking tumbling alien autoautopsy kit	0		Effect: "You Can Really Taste the Dormouse", Effect Duration: 37
8365	tarnished Vulcanized red novelty fruit hat	0		Effect: "Mystically Oiled", Effect Duration: 18
8366	denatured twirling invisibility cream	0		Effect: "Spooky Blur", Effect Duration: 34
8367	colloidal ghostly handful of stubble	0		Effect: "Corruption of Wretched Wally", Effect Duration: 25
8368	non-liquefied garbage juice slurpee	0		Effect: "Fustulent", Effect Duration: 53
8369	galvanized diffused fuchsia blinking plunge-leg	0		Effect: "Bark of the Dog", Effect Duration: 58
8370	alkaline bouncing spinning purple funky eyepatch	0		Effect: "So Fresh and So Clean", Effect Duration: 67
8371	moist red bucket of fish juice	0		Effect: "Polar Express", Effect Duration: 59
8372	quadruple-cold-filtered alkaline adjusted flashy pirate dreadlocks	0		Effect: "Phairly Balanced", Effect Duration: 56
8373	colloidal captured boozles	0		Effect: "The Smile of Mr. A.", Effect Duration: 64
8374	magnetized drinks tray	0		Effect: "Takin' It Greasy", Effect Duration: 35
8375	extra-alkaline blurry mirror eyebrow lifter	0		Effect: "Celestial Sheen", Effect Duration: 64
8376	submarine	0		Last Available: "2015-06"
8377	spoiled half-sized pixel lemon	2	crappy	Last Available: "2015-06"
8378	lousy pixel daiquiri	4	decent	Last Available: "2015-06"
8379	dry shaking power pill	0		Effect: "Lemon Enlightenment", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2015-06"
8380	extra-nitrogenated magnetized cyan pixel potion	0		Effect: "How to Scam Tourists", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2015-06"
8381	Pack of Every Card	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-07"
8382	huge Deck of Every Card	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8383	popular part	0		
8384	bubblegum heart	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8385	fuchsia cubic zirconia	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8386	ghostly valuable coin	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8387	blurry twirling mana	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8388	mana	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8389	fuchsia mana	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8390	mana	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8391	mana	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8392	tumbling gift card	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8393	hermit factoid	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8394	blurry The Emperor's dry cleaning	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8395	olive flame-retardant The Emperor's new hat	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2015-07"
8396	The Emperor's new shirt of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Last Available: "2015-07"
8397	squat The Emperor's new pants of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2015-07"
8398	lead pipe of the wise owl of terror	0		Mysticality: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-07"
8399	toasty smooth rope	0		Moxie: +15, Hot Damage: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-07"
8400	clever ruddy wrench	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Maximum MP: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-07"
8401	candlestick of dire peril of Flo-Jo	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Initiative: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-07"
8402	smelly crafty knife	0		Maximum MP: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-07"
8403	spinning huge prompt revolver of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Adventures: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-07"
8404	fuchsia 1952 Mickey Mantle card	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8405	talking spade	0		Free Pull
8406	savory dry noodles	0		
8407	snack-sized tasty skewed pestopiary	2	awesome	
8408	dry ectoplasmic orbs	0		Effect: "Employee of the Month", Effect Duration: 14
8409	stale big crudles	5	decent	
8410	flavorless snack-sized agnolotti arboli	2	decent	
8411	fancy decent spaghetti with ghost balls	3	good	Effect: "Hyphemariffic", Effect Duration: 40
8412	normal low-calorie succulent marrow	1	good	
8413	moldy ghostly salacious crumbs	3	crappy	
8414	bland fusilli marrownarrow	4	decent	
8415	tasty suggestive strozzapreti	3	awesome	
8416	upside-down Mountain Stream gastrique	0		
8417	flavorless gigantic Mt. McLargeHuge oyster	8	decent	
8418	maroon oyster sauce	0		
8419	enchanted decent blinking linguini immondizia bianco	3	good	Effect: "Savage Beast Inside", Effect Duration: 20
8420	tiny rotten shells a la shellfish	1	crappy	
8421	Jick's autograph	0		
8422	high-temperature mining drill	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8423	unsmoothed velvet	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8424	twirling 1,970 carat	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8425	New Age healing crystal	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8426	Volcoino	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8427	fizzing spore pod	0		
8428	shaking spore pod	0		
8429	veiny spore pod	0		
8430	squat hard spore pod	0		
8431	spore pod	0		
8432	tumbling hot spore pod	0		
8433	cool spore pod	0		
8434	narrow jingling spore pod	0		
8435	blue dance instructor's LavaCo Lamp&trade; of the businessman	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2015-08", Rollover Effect Duration: 50
8436	chaotic LavaCo Lamp&trade; of the sewer	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Stench Damage: +25, Last Available: "2015-08", Rollover Effect Duration: 50
8437	fuchsia extremely unsafe LavaCo Lamp&trade; of incineration	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2015-08", Rollover Effect Duration: 50
8438	wobbly thin wire	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8439	insulated wire	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8440	empty lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8441	full lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8442	blurry viscous lava globs	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8443	red lava globs	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8444	lava globs	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8445	upside-down lava globs	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8446	SMOOCH bottlecap	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
8447	wobbly uncapped lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8448	upside-down uncapped lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8449	uncapped lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8450	capped lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8451	capped lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8452	capped lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8453	heat-resistant sheet	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8454	shaking LavaCo&trade; Lamp housing	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8455	New Age crystal	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8456	pulsating mirror crystalline light bulb	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8457	broken high-temperature mining drill	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8458	censurious perfumed high-temperature mining mask	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2015-08"
8459	sage fireproof megaphone of the empath	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2015-08"
8460	super-sized tasty mineapple	5	awesome	Last Available: "2015-08"
8461	bad Gold Velvet&trade; whiskey	3	decent	Last Available: "2015-08"
8462	SMOOCH soda	1	crappy	Last Available: "2015-08"
8463	small flavorless smelted roe	2	decent	Last Available: "2015-08"
8464	lousy lavawater	4	decent	Last Available: "2015-08"
8465	activated spinning skewed basaltamander tongue	0		Effect: "Cockroach Scurry", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2015-08"
8466	rosy-cheeked personal trainer's lavalarva of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2015-08"
8467	Sherlock's experienced lava balaclava of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Experience: +2, Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2015-08"
8468	sinister personal trainer's basaltamander buckler of the cheetah	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Spell Damage: +10, Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2015-08"
8469	tarnished dry ghostly lava globs	0		Effect: "Smugness", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2015-08"
8470	small moldy gooey lava globs	2	crappy	Last Available: "2015-08"
8471	jittery Jim Carey's lava-proof pants of the businessman	0		Monster Level: +25, Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2015-08"
8472	upside-down toasty manspreader's heat-resistant necktie	0		Monster Level: +10, Hot Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08"
8473	fireproof greasy ribald heat-resistant gloves	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08"
8474	rotten miniature very hot lunch	2	crappy	Last Available: "2015-08"
8475	enchanted drinkable high-proof jittery bouncing asbestos thermos	9	good	Effect: "Florid Cheeks", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2015-08"
8476	galvanized improved adjusted liquid rhinestones	0		Effect: "Hair on Your Chest", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2015-08"
8477	moldy disco biscuit	3	crappy	Last Available: "2015-08"
8478	aged Quaatorade&trade;	4	awesome	Last Available: "2015-08"
8479	mirror flame-wreathed hale smartaleck's biker's hat	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Maximum HP: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk", Last Available: "2015-08"
8480	perfumed razor-sharp feathered headdress of doom	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Stench Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley", Last Available: "2015-08"
8481	brainy electrician's hardhat of dire peril of terror	0		Mysticality: +5, Weapon Damage: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk", Last Available: "2015-08"
8482	Lava Miner's Daughter	0		Skill: "Asbestos Heart", Last Available: "2015-08"
8483	Psycho From The Heat	0		Skill: "Pyromania", Last Available: "2015-08"
8484	The Firegate Tapes	0		Skill: "Firegate", Last Available: "2015-08"
8485	&quot;DEBBIE&quot; tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8486	pulsating one-day ticket to That 70s Volcano	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8487	airplane charter: That 70s Volcano	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-08"
8488	teal Manual of Numberology	0		Skill: "Calculate the Universe"
8489	bouncing New Age hurting crystal	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8490	perfumed smooth velvet pants	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 2xPotato, cap 12", Last Available: "2015-08"
8491	razor-sharp smooth velvet shirt	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Last Available: "2015-08"
8492	fuchsia stiffened smooth velvet hat	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Last Available: "2015-08"
8493	scandalous smooth velvet pocket square	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08"
8494	smooth velvet socks of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08"
8495	huge smooth velvet hanky of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08"
8496	green friendly curative The One Mood Ring	0		Familiar Weight: +3, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08"
8497	Mr. Choch's bone	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8498	Mr. Cheeng's 'stache	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8499	blurry Saturday Night thermometer	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8500	the tongue of Smimmons	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8501	Raul's guitar pick	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8502	Pener's crisps	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8503	signed deuce	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8504	Lavalos core	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8505	wobbly half-melted hula girl	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8506	twirling glass ceiling fragments	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8507	mixed ghostly SMOOCH coffee cup	1	good	Last Available: "2015-08"
8508	pressed labrador cookie	0		Effect: "Natural 20", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2015-08"
8509	studded educational Mr. Cheeng's spectacles of the scaredy-cat	0		Experience: +1, Damage Absorption: +80, Monster Level: -15, Single Equip, Drops Items, Last Available: "2015-08"
8510	perfumed beefcake's grease cannon	0		Muscle: +25, Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2015-08"
8511	corrupted cold-filtered polarized pulsating demon makeup kit	0		Effect: "Optimist Primal", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2015-08"
8512	jittery mirror up-at-dawn stiffened love of Calamity Jane	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2015-08"
8513	Usain Bolt's smooth Pener's drumstick of bravery	0		Moxie: +15, Spooky Resistance: +5, Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2015-08"
8514	Van der Graaf extremely unsafe deuce cape	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2015-08"
8515	mirror medical-grade Socratic beefcake's Lavalos's shell	0		Muscle: +25, Experience (Mysticality): +1, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2015-08"
8516	perfumed smooth velvet bra of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2015-08"
8517	lime green padded SMOOCH bracers of Leguizamo	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Monster Level: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08", Thorns: 1
8518	dog trainer's SMOOCH kneepads	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08", Thorns: 1
8519	tumbling beefcake's SMOOCH spaulders	0		Muscle: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08", Thorns: 1
8520	Rosewater's SMOOCH codpiece of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Mysticality Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 20", Last Available: "2015-08", Thorns: 1
8521	blinking steel-toed SMOOCH breastplate	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Last Available: "2015-08", Thorns: 1
8522	superduperheated	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8523	fused fuse	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8524	superheated	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8525	bland lava cake	3	decent	Last Available: "2015-08"
8526	rotten pink slime	4	crappy	
8527	Devil's Elbow Hot Sauce	0		
8528	Special&trade; Sauce	0		
8529	adequate jumbo blinking yellow devil hair pasta	5	good	
8530	diet rotten red spagecialetti	1	crappy	
8531	mirror Salsa Libre	0		
8532	blue good gravy	0		
8533	wobbly illicit fish sauce	0		
8534	tasty fancy libertagliatelle	4	awesome	Effect: "Coldfinger", Effect Duration: 40
8535	snack-sized rotten teal turkish mostaccioli	2	crappy	
8536	rotten small linguini of the sea	2	crappy	
8537	vacuum-sealed olive Hersey&trade; SMOOCH	0		Effect: "Trufflin'", Effect Duration: 45
8539	Alexy sauce	0		
8540	rainbow sauce	0		
8541	drug cocktail sauce	0		
8542	rotten small fancy Fettris	2	crappy	Effect: "Twenty-three Squid, Ew", Effect Duration: 45
8543	toothsome tiny fusillocybin	1	awesome	
8544	adequate red prescription noodles	3	good	
8545	modified blood-drive sticker	1	decent	
8546	wet wobbly bag of grain	0		Effect: "Beastly Flavor", Effect Duration: 17
8547	deionized nitrogenated twirling pocket maze	0		Effect: "The Q Is Talking To You", Effect Duration: 34
8548	colloidal shady shades	0		Effect: "Arabian Knighthood", Effect Duration: 23
8549	Vulcanized ionized huge squeaky toy rose	0		Effect: "Red Misty-Eyed", Effect Duration: 62
8550	big delicious enchanted weird gazelle steak	5	awesome	Effect: "Human-Weird Thing Hybrid", Effect Duration: 35
8551	flavorless diet sausage without a cause	1	decent	
8552	galvanized face paint	0		Effect: "Human-Plant Hybrid", Effect Duration: 41
8553	tolerable fortified emergency margarita	5	good	
8554	acceptable high-proof wobbly vintage smart drink	6	good	
8555	purple a ten-percent bonus	0		
8556	Thwaitgold termite statuette	0		
8557	The Emperor's new cookie	0		
8558	anodized altered tumbling Wickers bar	0		Effect: "It's Electric!", Effect Duration: 21
8559	frozen activated gray bakelite-covered bacon	0		Effect: "Ten out of Ten", Effect Duration: 63
8560	pressed polarized Aerheads	0		Effect: "Beastly Flavor", Effect Duration: 56
8561	tarnished wet olive Wrotz	0		Effect: "Tingly Elbows", Effect Duration: 61
8562	cold-filtered Gabarbar	0		Effect: "Ruby-ous", Effect Duration: 62
8563	pickled twirling fiberglass insulation	0		Effect: "Partially Ghosted", Effect Duration: 31
8564	upside-down shrine to the Barrel god	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-09"
8565	hardy studded barrel lid of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Damage Absorption: +80, Maximum HP: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-09"
8566	fuchsia ribald dog trainer's experienced barrel hoop earring	0		Experience: +2, Experience (familiar): +1, Sleaze Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-09"
8567	smelly resourceful experienced bankruptcy barrel	0		Experience: +2, Maximum MP: +50, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2015-09"
8568	twirling maroon firkin	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8569	normal barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8570	skewed tumbling tun	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8571	weathered barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8572	barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8573	blinking barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8574	moist barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8575	rotting barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8576	mouldering barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8577	barnacled barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8578	hand-crafted weak bottle of Amontillado	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-09"
8579	watered-down perfectly mixed barrel-aged martini	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-09"
8580	bland huge barrel pickle	3	decent	Last Available: "2015-09"
8581	fancy big moldy barrel cracker	5	crappy	Effect: "Cockroach Scurry", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2015-09"
8582	altered vibrating mushroom	1	awesome	Last Available: "2015-09"
8583	vaporized bouncing purple mushroom	1	good	Last Available: "2015-09"
8584	bouncing fuchsia Jim Carey's KoL Con 12-gauge	0		Monster Level: +25, Last Available: "2015-09"
8585	upside-down greasy Golden Mr. Eh?	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2015-09"
8586	huge gravedigger's barrel gun	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Last Available: "2015-09"
8587	barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8588	barrel beryl	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8589	huge moldy water log	7	crappy	Last Available: "2015-09"
8590	huge Annie Oakley's steel-toed barrelhead	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Last Available: "2015-09"
8591	Rosewater's bottoms of the barrel of the detective	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2015-09"
8592	lime green spinning scandalous chest barrel of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +5, Last Available: "2015-09"
8593	bung spigot	0		Equips On: "Lil' Barrel Mimic"
8594	energetic Da Vinci's double barreled barrel gun	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2015-09"
8595	studded Socratic triple barreled barrel gun of horror	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Damage Absorption: +80, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2015-09"
8596	wool barrel beryl choker of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2015-09"
8597	Lo Pan's steel-toed barrel beryl nose ring	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Last Available: "2015-09"
8598	narrow shaking banded cool barrel beryl ring	0		Moxie: +5, Damage Absorption: +100, Last Available: "2015-09"
8599	blinking map to the Biggest Barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8600	potted tea tree	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8601	activated blue bouncing cuppa Flamibili tea	0		Effect: "Swimming Head", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2015-09"
8602	activated Vulcanized cuppa Yet tea	0		Effect: "Dances with Tweedles", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2015-09"
8603	concentrated electrified cuppa Boo tea	0		Effect: "There Wolf", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2015-09"
8604	colloidal modified ionized blurry cuppa Nas tea	0		Effect: "Punchy, Murdery", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2015-09"
8605	double-improved altered blinking cuppa Improprie tea	0		Effect: "Flaming Weapon", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2015-09"
8606	corrupted cuppa Frost tea	0		Effect: "Sugar Smacks", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2015-09"
8607	frozen cuppa Toast tea	0		Effect: "Filled with Magic", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2015-09"
8608	moist cold-filtered cuppa Net tea	0		Effect: "Flame-Retardant Trousers", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2015-09"
8609	warmed yellow squat spinning cuppa Proprie tea	0		Effect: "Good Motivator", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2015-09"
8610	diffused boiled blurry blurry cuppa Morbidi tea	0		Effect: "Warm Belly", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2015-09"
8611	quadruple-warmed huge blurry cuppa Chari tea	0		Effect: "Work For Hours a Week", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2015-09"
8612	vacuum-sealed modified electrified cuppa Serendipi tea	0		Effect: "Weird Flavor", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2015-09"
8613	moist activated cuppa Feroci tea	0		Effect: "Super-Electrified", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2015-09"
8614	pressed cuppa Physicali tea	0		Effect: "Eye of the Seal", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2015-09"
8615	non-activated magnetized chilled fuchsia cuppa Wit tea	0		Effect: "Pumped Up", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2015-09"
8616	adjusted cuppa Neuroplastici tea	0		Effect: "Jaba&ntilde;ero Saucesphere", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2015-09"
8617	polarized pressed tumbling cuppa Dexteri tea	0		Effect: "Eyes for Miles", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2015-09"
8618	quadruple-alkaline cuppa Flexibili tea	0		Effect: "Thaumodynamic", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2015-09"
8619	dry moist frozen skewed fuchsia cuppa Impregnabili tea	0		Effect: "Flame-Retardant Trousers", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2015-09"
8620	deionized squat cuppa Obscuri tea	0		Effect: "Springy Fusilli", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2015-09"
8621	oxidized blurry cuppa Irritabili tea	0		Effect: "Retrograde Relaxation", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2015-09"
8622	super-unsweetened quadruple-dry blue cuppa Mediocri tea	0		Effect: "Mo' Hobo", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2015-09"
8623	pickled modified cuppa Loyal tea	0		Effect: "Provocative Perkiness", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2015-09"
8624	compressed wobbly cuppa Activi tea	1	crappy	Effect: "Superioreo", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2015-09"
8625	dehydrated cuppa Cruel tea	1		Last Available: "2015-09"
8626	irradiated squat squat cuppa Alacri tea	0		Effect: "Omphalotus Omnipresence", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2015-09"
8627	diffused olive cuppa Vitali tea	0		Effect: "Extra-Sharp Weapon", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2015-09"
8628	Vulcanized cuppa Mana tea	0		Effect: "Pumped Up", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2015-09"
8629	nitrogenated jittery cuppa Monstrosi tea	0		Effect: "Craft Tea", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2015-09"
8630	non-moist maroon cuppa Twen tea	0		Effect: "Magically Delicious", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2015-09"
8631	super-alkaline cuppa Gill tea	0		Effect: "Cock of the Walk", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2015-09"
8632	electrified warmed pulsating cuppa Uncertain tea	0		Effect: "Provocative Perkiness", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2015-09"
8633	blinking cuppa Voraci tea	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8634	cuppa Sobrie tea	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8635	cuppa Royal tea	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8636	adjusted polymerized bouncing cuppa Craft tea	0		Effect: "Adapt to Change Eventually", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2015-09"
8637	extra-pickled flattened cuppa Insani tea	0		Effect: "Cravin' for a Ravin'", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2015-09"
8638	beefy Royal scepter of temperance of the sweet-tooth	0		Muscle: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2015-09", Rollover Effect Duration: 5
8639	doghouse	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-10"
8640	Ghost Dog Chow	0		Last Available: "2015-10"
8641	adequate special big bowl of eyeballs	5	good	Effect: "Pork Power", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2015-10"
8642	flavorless ghostly spinning bowl of mummy guts	4	decent	Last Available: "2015-10"
8643	delicious enchanted gigantic ghostly bowl of maggots	10	awesome	Effect: "Stinking Cloud", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2015-10"
8644	bad blood and blood	4	decent	Last Available: "2015-10"
8645	boozy tolerable Jack-O-Lantern beer	5	good	Last Available: "2015-10"
8646	aged zombie	3	awesome	Last Available: "2015-10"
8647	Telltale&trade; rubber heart	0		Last Available: "2015-10"
8648	twirling wind-up spider	0		Last Available: "2015-10"
8649	mirror plastic nightmare troll	0		Last Available: "2015-10"
8650	tennis ball	0		Last Available: "2015-10"
8651	dog trainer's brainy crown of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Mysticality: +5, Experience (familiar): +1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xGhuol, cap 27"
8652	ghostly ear poison	0		
8653	blurry stink-penny	0		
8654	yellow double-paned sage beefcake's hawk	0		Muscle: +25, Mysticality Percent: +10, Cold Resistance: +5
8655	rotten hamlet sandwich	4	crappy	
8656	Temple Grandin's Othello's military jacket	0		Familiar Weight: +7
8657	jittery supercharged Othello's dagger	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Single Equip
8658	Othello's handkerchief of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50, Single Equip
8659	frozen diffused pulsating bouncing bowl of Jeal-O	0		Effect: "Squid Squint", Effect Duration: 30
8660	grip key	0		
8661	wobbly How to Play Othello	0		
8662	tumbling blue stiffened strapping ghostly dagger of wisdom	0		Muscle: +5, Mysticality: +15, Damage Reduction: 1
8663	irresponsibly strong lousy ghost beer	7	decent	
8664	Othello set of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50
8665	squat rotten tomato	0		
8666	Twelve Night Energy	0		
8667	aromatic clever Yorick of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Maximum MP: +20, Stench Resistance: +1
8668	rose	0		
8669	tulip	0		
8670	blurry tulip	0		
8671	blurry tulip	0		
8672	twirling huge Walford's bucket	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8673	Wal-Mart gift certificate	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8674	airplane charter: The Glaciest	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-11"
8675	tumbling one-day ticket to The Glaciest	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8676	electrified blurry ghostly shoulder-warming lotion	0		Effect: "Think Win-Lose", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2015-11"
8677	decent iceberg lettuce	4	good	Last Available: "2015-11"
8678	acceptable enchanted ice wine	4	good	Effect: "Tea-hee", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2015-11"
8679	squat wool energetic stiffened Wal-Mart snowglobe	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2015-11"
8680	family-friendly Wal-Mart nametag of vim and vigor of horror	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2015-11"
8681	ghostly gray Van der Graaf forbidden Wal-Mart overalls of the scaredy-cat	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Monster Level: -15, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2015-11"
8682	To Build an Igloo	0		Skill: "Refusal to Freeze", Last Available: "2015-11"
8683	upside-down The Chill of the Wild	0		Skill: "Beardfreeze", Last Available: "2015-11"
8684	tumbling Cold Fang	0		Skill: "Frost Bite", Last Available: "2015-11"
8685	Wal-Mart tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8686	jittery perfect ice cube	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8687	yellow The Fun-Guy Cold Weather Bartender's Guide	0		Skill: "Perfect Freeze", Last Available: "2015-11"
8688	tumbling bellhop's hat of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, 0.75xBarrr, cap 30", Last Available: "2015-11"
8689	acceptable weak ice porter	2	good	Last Available: "2015-11", Wiki Name: "ice porter (drink)"
8690	modified lime green exotic travel brochure	0		Effect: "Grrrrrrreat!", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2015-11"
8691	bag of foreign bribes	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8692	irradiated improved bouncing wobbly red shampoo-conditioner	0		Effect: "Morbidi Tea", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2015-11"
8693	narrow hotel minibar key	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8694	blue mirror skewed ice hotel bell	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8695	mirror Martialest Arts trophy	0		Last Available: "2016-01"
8696	compressed huge medicinal herbs	1		Last Available: "2016-01"
8697	bland narrow ice rice	3	decent	Last Available: "2016-01"
8698	triple-distilled lousy mirror iced plum wine	8	decent	Last Available: "2016-01"
8699	blurry friendly boxer's strapping training belt	0		Muscle: +5, Muscle Percent: +10, Familiar Weight: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-01"
8700	narrow rosy-cheeked experienced brawny training legwarmers	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Experience: +2, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-01"
8701	careful resourceful baleful training helmet	0		Spell Damage: +25, Maximum MP: +50, Monster Level: -10, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2016-01"
8702	tumbling training scroll:  Shattering Punch	0		Skill: "Shattering Punch", Last Available: "2016-01"
8703	training scroll:  Snokebomb	0		Skill: "Snokebomb", Last Available: "2016-01"
8704	pulsating training scroll:  Shivering Monkey Technique	0		Skill: "Shivering Monkey Technique", Last Available: "2016-01"
8705	ghostly X-32-F snowman crate	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-01"
8706	red blinking machine elf capsule	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-12"
8707	spinning self-dribbling basketball	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Last Available: "2015-12"
8708	mixed twirling purple abstraction: action	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
8709	dried narrow abstraction: thought	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
8710	mixed mirror abstraction: sensation	1		Effect: "Poker Faced", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2015-12"
8711	diluted green abstraction: purpose	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
8712	dehydrated purple bouncing abstraction: category	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
8713	mixed blue wobbly wobbly abstraction: perception	1		Effect: "Like a Fish to Walter", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2015-12"
8714	compressed abstraction: motion	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
8715	vaporized blinking abstraction: joy	1		Effect: "Phairly Balanced", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2015-12"
8716	diluted skewed blurry abstraction: certainty	1		Effect: "Innately Truthy", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2015-12"
8717	mixed abstraction: comprehension	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
8718	narrow modern picture frame	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8719	snack-sized adequate squat VYKEA meatballs	2	good	Last Available: "2015-11"
8720	smooth VYKEA mead	4	awesome	Last Available: "2015-11"
8721	triple-unsweetened activated VYKEA woadpaint	0		Effect: "EVISCERATE!", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2015-11"
8722	wobbly VYKEA frenzy rune	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8723	VYKEA blood rune	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8724	narrow VYKEA lightning rune	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8725	VYKEA plank	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8726	VYKEA rail	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8727	blinking VYKEA bracket	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8728	VYKEA dowel	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8729	scorching rosy-cheeked smartaleck's VYKEA hex key	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Hot Damage: +25, Last Available: "2015-11"
8730	VYKEA instructions	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8731	massive normal twirling tin of submardines	7	good	Last Available: "2015-11", Wiki Name: "tin of submardines"
8732	strong delicious bottle of norwhiskey	5	awesome	Last Available: "2015-11"
8733	altered octolus oculus	1	crappy	Last Available: "2015-11"
8734	arcane researcher's sardine can key of the blizzard of incineration	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2015-11"
8735	shaking perfumed curative healthy norwhal helmet	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Stench Resistance: +5, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "atk", Last Available: "2015-11"
8736	shellacked brainy octolus-skin cloak of vim and vigor	0		Mysticality: +5, Damage Reduction: 7, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2015-11", Rollover Effect Duration: 30
8737	hand-crafted perfect cosmopolitan	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-11"
8738	acceptable perfect negroni	3	good	Last Available: "2015-11"
8739	bad perfect dark and stormy	3	decent	Last Available: "2015-11"
8740	distilled lousy perfect mimosa	5	decent	Last Available: "2015-11"
8741	bad perfect old-fashioned	3	decent	Last Available: "2015-11"
8742	tolerable weak jittery perfect paloma	2	good	Last Available: "2015-11"
8743	chilled That 70s Cologne	0		Effect: "On the Trolley", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2015-11"
8744	anodized polymerized Wal-Mart &quot;diamond&quot; ring	0		Effect: "Bilious Briskness", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2015-11"
8745	dry super-chilled Puffstone cigar	0		Effect: "Spirit of Alph", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2015-11"
8746	ionized boiled polarized Conspiracy&trade; mascara	0		Effect: "Orchid Blood", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2015-11"
8747	colloidal wobbly Spring Break Beach &quot;swimsuit&quot;	0		Effect: "Icy Composition", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2015-11"
8748	ghostly airplane tattoo	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8749	triple-polarized altered double-pickled Deep Machine Tunnels snowglobe	0		Effect: "Je Ne Sais Porquoise", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2015-12"
8750	Vulcanized Vulcanized hemp candy necklace	0		Effect: "All Branned Up", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2015-12"
8751	quantum pickled blinking communal gobstopper	0		Effect: "Rad-ish", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2015-12"
8752	bland Crimbo salad	3	decent	Last Available: "2015-12"
8753	huge adequate bread line	10	good	Last Available: "2015-12"
8754	practically non-alcoholic acceptable bark rootbeer	1	good	Last Available: "2015-12"
8755	weak mediocre bouncing ale	2	decent	Last Available: "2015-12"
8756	executive plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf	0		Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2015-12"
8757	quilted plastic Rudolph the Red	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Last Available: "2015-12"
8758	reassuring plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2015-12"
8759	olive plastic Crimborgatron of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Last Available: "2015-12"
8760	up-at-dawn plastic Crimbodhisattva	0		Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2015-12"
8761	bouquet of all-natural free-range flowers	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8762	stack of communist leaflets	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8763	huge BACON	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
8764	box of Gratitude chocolates	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8765	ghostly Gratitude chocolate (thyme-filled)	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8766	mediocre Gratitude chocolate (bourbon-filled)	4	decent	Last Available: "2016-02"
8767	Gratitude chocolate (Meat-filled)	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8768	Gratitude chocolate (octopus-filled)	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8769	chocolate bowtie	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8770	modified pitted sheet	0		Effect: "Stop the Presses!", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2015-12"
8771	sparking robo-battery	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8772	mirror overloaded micro-reactor	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8773	wobbly tumbling coward's strapping reusable shopping bag of vim and vigor	0		Muscle: +5, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Monster Level: -20, Last Available: "2015-12"
8775	wobbly upside-down smelly coarse hemp socks	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-12"
8776	olive forbidden armband	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-12"
8777	maroon bundle of &quot;fragrant&quot; herbs	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8778	nuclear stockpile	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8779	pine cone	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8780	skewed ghostly iron chain	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8781	purple Newton's pine cone necklace	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Last Available: "2015-12"
8782	razor-sharp reindeer hammer	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Last Available: "2015-12"
8783	dance instructor's elf ploughshare	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Last Available: "2015-12"
8784	narrow circle drum	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8785	The Big Book of Communism	0		Last Available: "2015-12", Skill: "Communism!"
8786	mirror cyan faded protest sign	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8787	faded protest sign	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8788	nasty-smelling moss	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8789	book	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8790	padded elven tambourine	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Last Available: "2015-12"
8791	wizardly reindeer sickle	0		Mysticality: +25, Last Available: "2015-12"
8792	face paint	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-12"
8793	face paint	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-12"
8794	mirror The Big Book of Communism (used)	0		Skill: "Communism!", Last Available: "2015-12"
8795	Batfellow comic	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-12"
8796	huge plastic spoiler	0		
8797	bat-oomerang	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8798	red blurry bat-jute	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8799	bat-o-mite	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8800	upside-down ROM of Optimality	0		Skill: "Toggle Optimality"
8801	blue tumbling incriminating evidence	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8802	dangerous chemicals	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8803	kidnapped orphan	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8804	high-grade	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8805	pulsating high-tensile-strength fibers	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8806	purple high-grade explosives	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8807	experimental gene therapy	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8808	ultracoagulator	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8809	self-defense training	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8810	squat fingerprint dusting kit	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8811	bouncing twirling confidence-building hug	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8812	exploding kickball	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8813	squat glob of Bat-Glue	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8814	huge Bat-Aid&trade; bandage	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8815	tumbling bat-bearing	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8816	rotten miniature upside-down Kudzu salad	2	crappy	Last Available: "2016-12"
8817	denatured Mansquito Serum	1		Last Available: "2016-12"
8818	spirit-forward acceptable twirling Miss Graves' vermouth	5	good	Last Available: "2016-12"
8819	normal wobbly The Plumber's mushroom stew	3	good	Last Available: "2016-12"
8820	mixed fuchsia shaking The Author's ink	1		Last Available: "2016-02"
8821	artisanal bouncing The Mad Liquor	3	super EPIC	Last Available: "2016-12"
8822	weak lousy Doc Clock's thyme cocktail	2	decent	Last Available: "2016-12"
8823	decent Mr. Burnsger	3	good	Last Available: "2016-12"
8824	dehydrated The Inquisitor's unidentifiable object	1		Effect: "Broken Bone Nubs", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2016-12"
8825	spinning foul-smelling The Jokester's gun of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Stench Damage: +10, Item Drop: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire the Jokester's Gun", Last Available: "2016-12"
8826	executive Sinatra's The Jokester's wig of the dark arts	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Meat Drop: +40, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Adjust the Jokester's Wig", Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol", Last Available: "2016-12"
8827	Sherlock's frosty dangerous The Jokester's pants	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Item Drop: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Adjust the Jokester's Pants", Last Available: "2016-12"
8828	electrified Jokester makeup	0		Effect: "Jacked In", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2016-12"
8829	huge cyan replica bat-oomerang	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
8830	cyan mirror battoo kit	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
8831	gray basking robin	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-12"
8832	skewed domino mask	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8833	improved tumbling robin's egg	0		Effect: "You Drank Fish Wine", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2016-12"
8834	diet rotten robin flan	1	crappy	Last Available: "2016-12"
8835	tolerable shaking robin nog	3	good	Last Available: "2016-12"
8836	LT&T telegraph office deed	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-02"
8837	plaintive telegram	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8838	fuchsia exploding gum	0		
8839	root beer barrel	0		
8840	quantum non-polymerized Kudzu slaw	0		Effect: "Yuletide Sappiness", Effect Duration: 23
8841	super-corrupted polarized ghostly Mansquito's blood	0		Effect: "It Tickles!  It Tickles!", Effect Duration: 29
8842	anodized skewed lime green twirling infrablack lipstick	0		Effect: "Trufflin'", Effect Duration: 52
8843	polarized moist can of drain cleaner	0		Effect: "Crimbo Epiphany", Effect Duration: 64
8844	wet huge The Author's inkwell	0		Effect: "Hobonic", Effect Duration: 12
8845	aerosolized super-pressed blue ghostly bag of random words	0		Effect: "Disco Neuropathy", Effect Duration: 60
8846	electrified tube of pendulum lube	0		Effect: "Gemini Rising", Effect Duration: 45
8847	ionized flattened red-hot jawbreaker	0		Effect: "Industrial Strength Starch", Effect Duration: 31
8848	quadruple-oxidized aerosolized question juice	0		Effect: "Bloody Bloody Bloody!", Effect Duration: 26
8849	magnetized blinking red tube of villain	0		Effect: "Bats in the Belfry", Effect Duration: 37
8850	cyan up-at-dawn your cowboy boots	0		Adventures: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cowboy Kick", Last Available: "2016-02"
8851	tumbling inflatable LT&T telegraph office	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8852	nugget of quicksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8853	nugget of thicksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8854	nugget of wicksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8855	nugget of slicksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8856	spinning nugget of sicksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8857	skewed nugget of nicksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8858	nugget of ticksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8859	spinning quicksilver ring of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8860	lightning-fast family-friendly manspreader's thicksilver ring	0		Monster Level: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Initiative: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8861	cyan lightning-fast sage wicksilver ring of doom	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Initiative: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8862	toasty frosty clever slicksilver ring	0		Maximum MP: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Hot Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8863	narrow fireproof padded sicksilver ring of bravery	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Hot Resistance: +3, Spooky Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8864	prompt nicksilver ring of James Dean of the sweet-tooth	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Candy Drop: +100, Adventures: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8865	flame-wreathed ticksilver ring of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8866	tumbling lightning-fast electrified Heimz Fortified Kidney Beans of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Initiative: +40, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2016-02"
8867	careful Newton's experienced Tesla's Electroplated Beans	0		Experience: +2, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Monster Level: -10, Last Available: "2016-02"
8868	studded Da Vinci's experienced Mixed Garbanzos and Chickpeas	0		Experience: +2, Experience (Mysticality): +5, Damage Absorption: +80, Last Available: "2016-02"
8869	pulsating maroon frosty Hellfire Spicy Beans	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2016-02"
8870	forbidden Frigid Northern Beans	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2016-02"
8871	twirling purple sinister World's Blackest-Eyed Peas	0		Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2016-02"
8872	nippy Trader Olaf's Exotic Stinkbeans	0		Cold Damage: +10, Last Available: "2016-02"
8873	purple zippy Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Beans	0		Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2016-02"
8874	frosty occult Fonzie's Val-U Brand Every Bean Salad of Tarzan of the businessman	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Experience (Moxie): +1, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2016-02"
8875	Jack Frost's wholesome Shrub's Premium Baked Beans of extreme caution	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Monster Level: -25, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2016-02"
8876	big normal enchanted plate of Heimz Fortified Kidney Beans	5	good	Effect: "Mushroom Samba", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2016-02"
8877	moldy plate of Tesla's Electroplated Beans	3	crappy	Last Available: "2016-02"
8878	massive decent plate of Mixed Garbanzos and Chickpeas	10	good	Last Available: "2016-02"
8879	enchanted gigantic tasty plate of Hellfire Spicy Beans	7	awesome	Effect: "Human-Insect Hybrid", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2016-02"
8880	bland blurry plate of Frigid Northern Beans	4	decent	Last Available: "2016-02"
8881	normal jumbo tumbling plate of World's Blackest-Eyed Peas	5	good	Last Available: "2016-02"
8882	decent jumbo ghostly plate of Trader Olaf's Exotic Stinkbeans	5	good	Last Available: "2016-02"
8883	miniature spoiled narrow purple skewed plate of Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Beans	2	crappy	Last Available: "2016-02"
8884	immense bland bouncing plate of Val-U Brand Every Bean Salad	6	decent	Last Available: "2016-02"
8885	flavorless narrow plate of Shrub's Premium Baked Beans	3	decent	Last Available: "2016-02"
8886	pulsating prompt Fancy Jeff's pocket square of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2016-02"
8887	chilly medical-grade therapeutic Daisy's unclean bloomers	0		Cold Damage: +5, HP Regen Min: 12, HP Regen Max: 17, Familiar Effect: "2xBArrr, 1xGhuol, cap 37", Last Available: "2016-02"
8888	skewed Pecos Dave's sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8889	Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes of Tarzan of the bloodbag of mayonnaise	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Maximum HP: +100, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley", Last Available: "2016-02"
8890	skewed blinking Glenn's dice	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8891	teal zippy sizzling Da Vinci's Former Sheriff Dan's tin star of wisdom of extreme caution	0		Mysticality: +15, Experience (Mysticality): +5, Monster Level: -25, Hot Damage: +10, Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2016-02"
8892	El Vibrato restraints	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8893	ghostly Clara's bell	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8894	frosty electrified grievous Granny Hackleton's Gatling gun	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Cold Spell Damage: +10, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2016-02"
8895	jittery buffalo dime	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8896	twirling cow poker	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8897	nitrogenated vacuum-sealed pickled teal poker face paint	0		Effect: "Benetton's Medley of Diversity", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2016-02"
8898	realistic cap gun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8899	yellow tainted milk	1	good	Last Available: "2016-02"
8900	olive gun parts	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8901	activated non-anodized triggerfingerbone	0		Effect: "Celestial Sheen", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2016-02"
8902	diffused dry spinning yellow twirling ghost bit	0		Effect: "Tomato Power", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2016-02"
8903	pickled buzzard feather	0		Effect: "Bandersnatched", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2016-02"
8904	extra-deionized tarnished bouncing lion musk	0		Effect: "Innately Wise", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2016-02"
8905	flavorless blinking bear claw	4	decent	Last Available: "2016-02"
8906	dry cold-filtered rattler gland	0		Effect: "Cold Jellied", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2016-02"
8907	modified blurry half-digested coal	0		Effect: "Leisurely Amblin'", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2016-02"
8908	colloidal ionized tightly-wound spine	0		Effect: "Papowerful", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2016-02"
8909	rotten gigantic rotting beefsteak	7	crappy	Last Available: "2016-02"
8910	triple-distilled bad enchanted firemilk	8	decent	Effect: "Sensation", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2016-02"
8911	flattened spidercow eye-cluster	0		Effect: "Hot Hands", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2016-02"
8912	powdered moomy dust	1		Last Available: "2016-02"
8913	blinking careful western-style skinning knife of doom	0		Monster Level: -10, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2016-02"
8914	reliable sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8915	tumbling Temple Grandin's steel knuckles	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Last Available: "2016-02"
8916	bouncing Tales of Western Braggadoccio	0		Skill: "Bow-Legged Swagger", Last Available: "2016-02"
8917	Hell and How I Bent It	0		Skill: "Bend Hell", Last Available: "2016-02"
8918	The Western Look	0		Skill: "Steely-Eyed Squint", Last Available: "2016-02"
8919	LT&T tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8920	Western Slang Vol. 1: Violence	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-02"
8921	yellow Western Slang Vol. 2: Cooking	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-02"
8922	cyan Western Slang Vol. 3: Fraud	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-02"
8923	maroon disc (white)	0		
8924	disc (black)	0		
8925	disc (red)	0		
8926	bouncing blue disc (green)	0		
8927	disc (blue)	0		
8928	ghostly disc (yellow)	0		
8929	shaking red-hot knucklebone	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8930	flattened demonic cow's blood	0		Effect: "A Contender", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2016-02"
8931	bouncing mirror rinky-dink sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8932	skewed makeshift sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8933	wobbly custom sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8934	jittery huge ghostly baconstone-handled sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8935	bouncing green porquoise-handled sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8936	hamethyst-handled sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8937	mountain lion skin	0		Moxie Percent: +50, Last Available: "2016-02"
8938	grizzled bearskin	0		Muscle Percent: +50, Last Available: "2016-02"
8939	diamondback skin	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8940	cyan coal snakeskin	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8941	frontwinder skin	0		Mysticality Percent: +50, Last Available: "2016-02"
8942	rotting cowskin	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8943	shuddering cow skull	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8944	jittery rhinestone cowhorn	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8945	shaking lime green cow skull	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8946	jangly spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8947	quicksilver spurs	0		Initiative: +30, Last Available: "2016-02"
8948	fuchsia upside-down bouncing thicksilver spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8949	wicksilver spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8950	slicksilver spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8951	sicksilver spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8952	nicksilver spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8953	narrow huge ticksilver spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8954	skewed special edition Batfellow comic	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-12"
8955	Tales of the West: Cow Punching	0		
8956	Tales of the West: Beanslinging	0		
8957	Tales of the West: Snake Oiling	0		
8958	briefcase full of snakes	0		
8959	tumbling supercool one-gallon hat of bravery	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Spooky Resistance: +5
8960	electrified wizardly two-gallon hat	0		Mysticality: +25, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
8961	purple pulsating three-gallon hat of chilblains of the cheetah	0		Cold Damage: +25, Initiative: +60
8962	pulsating personal trainer's four-gallon hat of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10
8963	curative stiffened five-gallon hat	0		Damage Reduction: 1, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
8964	upside-down huge healthy six-gallon hat of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +20
8965	twirling Tesla seven-gallon hat of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
8966	purple lion tamer's electrified eight-gallon hat	0		Experience (familiar): +2, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
8967	twirling nasty experienced nine-gallon hat	0		Experience: +2, Stench Damage: +5
8968	narrow rosewater-soaked toasty ten-gallon hat	0		Hot Damage: +5, Stench Resistance: +3
8969	bouncing chilly medical-grade eleven-gallon hat	0		Cold Damage: +5, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
8970	toy sixgun	0		
8971	gray snake oil	0		
8972	triple-pressed blue skin oil	0		Effect: "Newt Gets In Your Eyes", Effect Duration: 32
8973	polarized jittery unusual oil	0		Effect: "Neuromancy", Effect Duration: 21
8974	magnetized deionized eldritch oil	0		Effect: "Winning Smile", Effect Duration: 34
8975	exclusive club	0		
8976	aerosolized patent preventative tonic	0		Effect: "Salty Dogs", Effect Duration: 24
8977	super-polymerized activated patent invisibility tonic	0		Effect: "Shoesauce", Effect Duration: 47
8978	irradiated bouncing tumbling patent aggression tonic	0		Effect: "Bandersnatched", Effect Duration: 56
8979	anodized patent sallowness tonic	0		Effect: "Eye of the Lihc", Effect Duration: 34
8980	pickled patent avarice tonic	0		Effect: "Improved Candy Vision", Effect Duration: 62
8981	dry teal wobbly huge patent alacrity tonic	0		Effect: "So Fresh and So Clean", Effect Duration: 23
8982	frozen corrupted marrow	0		Effect: "Triangle, Man", Effect Duration: 21
8983	hand-crafted watered-down skewed rodeo whiskey	2	EPIC	
8984	Thwaitgold scorpion statuette	0		
8985	crafty real cowboy hat	0		Maximum MP: +10
8986	Memories of Cow Punching	0		Free Pull
8987	shaking Memories of Beanslinging	0		Free Pull
8988	blue Memories of Snake Oiling	0		Free Pull
8989	Witchess Set	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-03"
8990	blinking electronic Brain Trainer game	0		Skill: "Brain Games"
8991	do-it-yourself laser eye surgery kit	0		Skill: "20/20 Vision"
8992	dried green armored prawn	1		Last Available: "2016-03"
8993	flavorless huge jumping horseradish	4	decent	Last Available: "2016-03"
8994	bad Sacramento wine	3	decent	Last Available: "2016-03"
8995	magnetized Greek fire	0		Effect: "Cancer Rising", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2016-03"
8996	shaking friendly Lo Pan's vibrating studded smartaleck's ox-head shield	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Damage Absorption: +80, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Familiar Weight: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-03"
8997	fireproof careful steel-toed shellacked dented scepter of the brazier	0		Damage Reduction: 16, Monster Level: -10, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-03"
8998	censurious medical-grade ruddy personal trainer's very pointy crown of Flo-Jo	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Initiative: +100, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Lasts Until Rollover, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xGhuol", Last Available: "2016-03"
8999	green foul-smelling coward's clever smooth beefcake's battle broom	0		Muscle: +25, Moxie: +15, Maximum MP: +20, Monster Level: -20, Stench Damage: +10, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-03"
9000	jittery yellow Clan Floundry	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-04"
9001	jittery Temple Grandin's mansplainer's carpe of the scaredy-cat of the blizzard	0		Monster Level: 0, Familiar Weight: +7, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-04"
9002	squat censurious fortified Socratic codpiece of the blizzard	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Damage Absorption: +60, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-04"
9003	greedy foul-smelling nippy slick troutsers	0		Moxie: +10, Cold Damage: +10, Stench Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 0.5xPotato", Last Available: "2016-04"
9004	scorching smartaleck's beefcake's bass clarinet of the dark arts	0		Muscle: +25, Moxie Percent: +30, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Hot Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-04"
9005	teal healthy hardened fish hatchet of the dark arts of the boozehound	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Damage Reduction: 3, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Booze Drop: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-04"
9006	blinking executive banded tunac of Tarzan of the blizzard	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Damage Absorption: +100, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +40, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-04"
9007	fishin' pole	0		Last Available: "2016-04"
9008	diffused bouncing narrow wriggling worm	0		Effect: "Permafrosty", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2016-04"
9009	irresponsibly strong artisanal bottle of Fishhead 900-Day IPA	8	EPIC	Last Available: "2016-04"
9010	oxidized high-test fishing line	0		Effect: "Barking Mad", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2016-04"
9011	fireproof fishin' hat	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2016-04"
9012	tumbling Trout Fishing in Loathing	0		Skill: "Astute Angler", Last Available: "2016-04"
9013	sonar fishfinder of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2016-04"
9014	luxury fly-tying workbench	0		Fishing Skill: +10, Last Available: "2016-04"
9015	blurry tacklebox	0		Fishing Skill: +5, Last Available: "2016-04"
9016	disconnected intergnat	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-05"
9017	viral video	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9018	internet point	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9019	skewed meme generator	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9020	plus one	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9021	stale gallon of milk	3	decent	Last Available: "2016-05"
9022	shaking print screen button	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9023	screencapped monster	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9024	narrow daily dungeon malware	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9025	infinite BACON machine	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9026	pulsating First Post shirt package	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9027	banded extremely unsafe First Post shirt - Cir Senam of courage	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Damage Absorption: +100, Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2016-05"
9028	twirling high-speed upgrade	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2016-05"
9029	no spoon	0		
9030	delicious star salad	3	awesome	
9031	Thwaitgold moth statuette	0		
9032	normal bowl of Tastee-Wheet&trade;	3	good	
9033	mirror yellow Source terminal	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-06"
9034	Source essence	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9035	flavorless browser cookie	3	decent	Last Available: "2016-06"
9036	drinkable hacked gibson	3	good	Last Available: "2016-06"
9037	shaking wizardly Source shades	0		Mysticality: +25, Last Available: "2016-06"
9038	software bug	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9039	tumbling missing semicolon	0		Familiar Weight: +11
9040	Source terminal PRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9041	upside-down Source terminal GRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9042	bouncing bouncing Source terminal SPAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9043	cyan Source terminal CRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9044	blurry Source terminal DRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9045	huge Source terminal TRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9046	Source terminal INGRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9047	Source terminal DIAGRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9048	huge Source terminal ASHRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9049	lime green Source terminal SCRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9050	purple Source terminal TRIGRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9051	Source terminal file: substats.enh	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9052	Source terminal file: damage.enh	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9053	spinning Source terminal file: critical.enh	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9054	blinking Source terminal file: protect.enq	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9055	Source terminal file: stats.enq	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9056	mirror Source terminal file: compress.edu	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9057	blinking spinning Source terminal file: duplicate.edu	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9058	Source terminal file: portscan.edu	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9059	Source terminal file: turbo.edu	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9060	Source terminal file: familiar.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9061	Source terminal file: pram.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9062	Source terminal file: gram.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9063	Source terminal file: spam.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9064	pulsating Source terminal file: cram.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9065	wobbly Source terminal file: dram.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9066	ghostly Source terminal file: tram.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9067	pill	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9068	blinking auspicious Samson's plastic detective badge of temperance of Flo-Jo	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Item Drop: +10, Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2016-07"
9069	wool MacGyver's educational cool bronze detective badge	0		Moxie: +5, Experience: +1, Maximum MP: +100, Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2016-07"
9070	dog trainer's banded quilted razor-sharp detective badge	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Damage Absorption: 140, Experience (familiar): +1, Last Available: "2016-07"
9071	olive frosty extremely unsafe educational boxer's detective badge	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Experience: +1, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2016-07"
9072	spinning cop dollar	0		Last Available: "2016-07"
9073	detective school application	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-07"
9074	up-at-dawn Tesla Socratic detective roscoe	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Adventures: +5, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2016-07"
9075	dry shoe gum	0		Effect: "Bells in the Batfry", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2016-07"
9076	upside-down lightning-fast frightening noir fedora of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Spooky Damage: +5, Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2016-07"
9077	curative quilted trench coat of the brazier	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Hot Spell Damage: +25, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2016-07"
9078	tolerable Falcon&trade; Maltese Liquor	3	good	Last Available: "2016-07"
9079	bite-sized yummy hardboiled egg	1	awesome	Last Available: "2016-07"
9080	jittery detective tattoo	0		Last Available: "2016-07"
9081	pulsating DIY protonic accelerator kit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-08"
9082	veiny wicked Da Vinci's smartaleck's wizardly protonic accelerator pack of horror	0		Mysticality: +25, Moxie Percent: +30, Experience (Mysticality): +5, Spell Damage: +5, Maximum HP: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Shoot Ghost", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Trap Ghost", Last Available: "2016-08"
9083	almost-dead walkie-talkie	0		Last Available: "2016-08"
9084	shaking rock-hard Adventurer bobblehead	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Last Available: "2016-11"
9085	psychokinetic energy blob	0		Last Available: "2016-08"
9086	reassuring Temple Grandin's bindle	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Spooky Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2016-08"
9087	shaking Jeselnik's mansplainer's fleshy lump	0		Monster Level: +15, Sleaze Damage: +25, Last Available: "2016-08"
9088	electrified cool smoldering bagel punch	0		Moxie: +5, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2016-08"
9089	friendly Oprah's ghostly reins	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Familiar Weight: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-08"
9090	personal trainer's derringer	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Last Available: "2016-08"
9091	skewed Mr. Screege's spectacles of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, Single Equip, Drops Meat, Last Available: "2016-08"
9092	mansplainer's Annie Oakley's Oprah's Spookyraven signet	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Monster Level: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-08"
9093	wholesome tie-dyed fannypack of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-08"
9094	blurry inspector's burnt snowpants of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Item Drop: +15, Familiar Effect: "1.5xPotato, cap 25", Last Available: "2016-08"
9095	Herculean standards and practices guide	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Censorious Lecture", Last Available: "2016-08"
9096	veiny Carpathian longsword of the bloodbag of bravery	0		Maximum HP: 110, Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2016-08"
9097	fireproof gravedigger's Liam's mail of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2016-08"
9098	executive razor-sharp Unfortunato's foolscap of vim and vigor	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2016-08"
9099	olive huge Thwaitgold cockroach statuette	0		
9100	rad	0		
9101	purification tablet	0		
9102	spinning lime green Samson's Wrist-Boy	0		Experience (Muscle): +5
9103	Dear Past Self Package	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-09"
9104	Time-Spinner	0		Last Available: "2016-09"
9105	compounded experience	0		Last Available: "2016-09"
9106	spinning Rad-B-Gone (1 lb.)	0		
9107	moist deionized mirror Rad-Pro (1 oz.)	0		Effect: "Space Tripping", Effect Duration: 22
9108	lead umbrella	0		
9109	galvanized wet Shrieking Weasel holo-record	0		Effect: "Chunky", Effect Duration: 30
9110	oxidized wet Power-Guy 2000 holo-record	0		Effect: "Liquid Luck", Effect Duration: 49
9111	dry corrupted ionized maroon Lucky Strikes holo-record	0		Effect: "Lubed", Effect Duration: 47
9112	oxidized EMD holo-record	0		Effect: "Spooky Jellied", Effect Duration: 53
9113	enhanced alkaline pressed Superdrifter holo-record	0		Effect: "Helvella Health", Effect Duration: 35
9114	altered denatured blinking The Pigs holo-record	0		Effect: "Spookyravin'", Effect Duration: 66
9115	colloidal Drunk Uncles holo-record	0		Effect: "Burnt 'n' Turnt", Effect Duration: 65
9116	time residue	0		Last Available: "2016-09"
9117	olive supercharged repaid diaper	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30
9118	Riker's Search History	0		Last Available: "2016-09"
9119	acceptable Shot of Kardashian Gin	3	good	Last Available: "2016-09"
9120	clever Unstable Pointy Ears	0		Maximum MP: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-09"
9121	twirling Memory Disk, Alpha	0		Last Available: "2016-09"
9122	bouncing shaking twirling Tea, Earl Grey, Hot	1	awesome	Last Available: "2016-09"
9123	School of Hard Knocks Diploma	0		
9124	baby bark scorpion	0		
9125	droppable microphone	0		
9126	lousy watered-down unidentified drink	2	decent	
9127	asbestos-lined fireproof KoL Con 13 T-shirt	0		Hot Resistance: 8
9128	executive baleful thinker's discarded swimming trunks	0		Mysticality: +10, Spell Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +40
9129	frozen pulsating diluted makeup	0		Effect: "Infernal Thirst", Effect Duration: 60
9130	vacuum-sealed charisma potion	0		Effect: "Armored Innards", Effect Duration: 45
9131	extremely confusing manual	0		
9132	greedy friendly pistol	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Meat Drop: +20
9133	bouncing KoL Con 13 snowglobe	0		Drops Items, Last Available: "2016-10"
9134	tasty leftover pasty	3	awesome	
9135	lousy twirling very whiskey	4	decent	
9136	li'l orphan tot	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-10"
9137	blue li'l knight costume	0		All Attributes: +15, Last Available: "2016-10"
9138	li'l unicorn costume	0		Adventures: +5, PvP Fights: +5, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9139	li'l candy corn costume	0		All Resistance: +5, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9140	li'l ninja costume	0		Item Drop: +150, Lasts Until Rollover, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9141	jittery li'l pirate costume	0		Meat Drop: +300, Lasts Until Rollover, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9142	squat teal li'l clown costume	0		Experience: +15, Lasts Until Rollover, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9143	li'l robot costume	0		Experience: +10, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9144	wobbly li'l eyeball costume	0		Combat Rate: -10, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9145	li'l liberty costume	0		Item Drop: +100, Meat Drop: +200, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9146	activated wobbly hoarded candy wad	0		Effect: "Cybernetic Muscles", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2016-10"
9147	alkaline huge Prunets	0		Effect: "Ready to Snap", Effect Duration: 27
9148	Twitching Television Tattoo	0		
9149	baby scorpion	0		Familiar Weight: +10
9150	frozen huge invisible string	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Effect: "Slimily Strong", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2016-10"
9151	alkaline liquefied invisible seam ripper	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Effect: "Aloofah", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2016-10"
9152	skewed li'l ghost costume	0		Initiative: +100, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9153	stale raw sweet potato	4	decent	Last Available: "2016-11"
9154	bland raw beans	3	decent	Last Available: "2016-11"
9155	adequate squat raw stuffing	3	good	Last Available: "2016-11"
9156	normal immense raw cranberry sauce	8	good	Last Available: "2016-11"
9157	half-sized bland raw turkey	2	decent	Last Available: "2016-11"
9158	spoiled raw mincemeat	3	crappy	Last Available: "2016-11"
9159	miniature normal raw potato	2	good	Last Available: "2016-11"
9160	adequate fancy raw gravy	4	good	Effect: "Sated and Furious", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2016-11"
9161	stale raw bread	4	decent	Last Available: "2016-11"
9162	dog trainer's Temple Grandin's mini-marshmallow dispenser	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Experience (familiar): +1, Last Available: "2016-11"
9163	blurry narrow hardened Rosewater's cool glass casserole dish	0		Moxie: +5, Mysticality Percent: +30, Damage Reduction: 3, Last Available: "2016-11"
9164	stuffing fluffer	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9165	hardy arcane researcher's can opener	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Maximum HP: +50, Last Available: "2016-11"
9166	vaporized narrow turkey blaster	1		Last Available: "2016-11"
9167	chaotic glass pie plate of the blizzard	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2016-11"
9168	careful stiffened potato masher	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Monster Level: -10, Last Available: "2016-11"
9169	spinning gravy boat	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9170	bread mold	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9171	bland sweet potatoes	3	decent	Last Available: "2016-11"
9172	moldy bean casserole	3	crappy	Last Available: "2016-11"
9173	thick decent baked stuffing	5	good	Last Available: "2016-11"
9174	delicious cranberry cylinder	3	awesome	Last Available: "2016-11"
9175	moldy spinning thanksgiving turkey	4	crappy	Last Available: "2016-11"
9176	normal mince pie	3	good	Last Available: "2016-11"
9177	miniature rotten mashed potatoes	2	crappy	Last Available: "2016-11"
9178	normal bouncing warm gravy	3	good	Last Available: "2016-11"
9179	huge bland lime green bread roll	6	decent	Last Available: "2016-11"
9180	thick rotten leftovers	5	crappy	Last Available: "2016-11"
9181	stale leftovers sandwich	3	decent	Last Available: "2016-11"
9182	Eldritch Intellect: Journey into a Mind of Horror	0		Skill: "Eldritch Intellect"
9183	cornucopia	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9184	megacopia	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9185	ghostly pilgrim hat	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9186	blinking packet of thanksgarden seeds	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9187	shaking cashew	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9188	cyan bomb of unknown origin	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9189	Granny Tood's Thanksgarden Catalog	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-11"
9190	eldritch effluvium	0		
9191	concentrated denatured huge eldritch concentrate	0		Effect: "Super Structure", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2016-11"
9192	watered-down tolerable eldritch extract	2	good	Last Available: "2016-11"
9193	huge gray mansplainer's arcane researcher's Official Council Aide Pin	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Monster Level: +15, Last Available: "2016-11"
9194	watered-down mediocre eldritch distillate	2	decent	Last Available: "2016-11"
9195	pickled eldritch essence	1		Last Available: "2016-11"
9196	blurry foul-smelling Science Notebook	0		Stench Damage: +10
9197	fuchsia jittery prompt aromatic steel-toed eldritch hat	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Stench Resistance: +1, Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2016-11"
9198	fuchsia twirling fireproof smelly deadly eldritch pants	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2016-11"
9199	watered-down bad blurry eldritch elixir	2	decent	Last Available: "2016-11"
9200	sinister savvy Quartet of Flare Masters Jacket	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2016-11", Rollover Effect Duration: 1
9201	huge red lump of not really wriggling eldritch matter	0		
9202	Adventurer's Kit	0		
9203	mirror Build-a-City Gingerbread kit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-12"
9204	counterfeit city	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9205	sprinkles	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9206	The Gingerbread Vigilante's Handbook	0		Skill: "Licorice Rope", Last Available: "2016-12"
9207	squat yellow bouncing ball and chain of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Sprinkle Drop: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9208	blinking mirror mirror candy dog collar	0		Sprinkle Drop: +25, Last Available: "2016-12"
9209	ghostly blinking auspicious gingerbread tophat	0		Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2016-12"
9210	spinning blinking gingerbread waistcoat of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2016-12"
9211	mirror wicked gingerbread trousers	0		Spell Damage: +5, Last Available: "2016-12"
9212	pulsating greasy ribald candy dress shoes of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Sleaze Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9213	tumbling double-paned resourceful occult candy necktie	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Maximum MP: +50, Cold Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9214	blinking perfumed stanky Da Vinci's chocolate pocketwatch	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9215	broken chocolate pocketwatch	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9216	interesting clod of dirt	0		
9217	gingerbread restraining order	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9218	sprinkle-begging cup	0		Sprinkle Drop: +50, Last Available: "2016-12"
9219	decent enchanted jittery animal part cracker	4	good	Effect: "Stinking Cloud", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2016-12"
9220	artisanal practically non-alcoholic ghostly gingerbread wine	1	super ultra EPIC	Last Available: "2016-12"
9221	decent small narrow gingerbread mug	2	good	Last Available: "2016-12"
9222	skewed veiny gingerbread mask	0		Maximum HP: +10, Last Available: "2016-12"
9223	huge Socratic Herculean gingerservo of the sweet-tooth	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Candy Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9224	pickled Vulcanized tainted icing	0		Effect: "In Vino Vires", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2016-12"
9225	gray gingerbeard of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9226	gingerbread smartphone	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9227	coward's Newton's gingerbread hoodie	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Monster Level: -20, Sprinkle Drop: +15, Last Available: "2016-12"
9228	purple avaricious energetic gingerbread pistol	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2016-12"
9229	double-paned scorching marzipan briefcase	0		Hot Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-12"
9230	maroon Herculean creme brulee torch	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-12"
9231	Annie Oakley's candy crowbar	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-12"
9232	banded quilted candy screwdriver	0		Damage Absorption: 140, Last Available: "2016-12"
9233	gingerbread dog treat	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9234	zippy pumpkin spice candle	0		Initiative: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-12"
9235	corrupted super-liquefied maroon squat gingerbread spice latte	0		Effect: "The Wisdom... of the Future", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2016-12"
9236	pulsating nippy strapping gingerbread gavel	0		Muscle: +5, Cold Damage: +10, Last Available: "2016-12"
9237	mirror gingerbread cigarette	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9238	gingerbread moneybag	0		Sprinkle Drop: +25, Last Available: "2016-12"
9239	practically non-alcoholic lousy fancy ginger beer	1	decent	Effect: "Like a Fish to Walter", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2016-12"
9240	spare chocolate parts	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9241	diffused industrial frosting	0		Effect: "Piratastic", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2016-12"
9242	improved frozen cold-filtered jittery lime green fake cocktail	0		Effect: "Heart of Pink", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2016-12"
9243	artisanal high-end ginger wine	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2016-12"
9244	narrow Annie Oakley's plastic bad vibe	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Last Available: "2016-12"
9245	skewed scorching plastic angry vikings	0		Hot Damage: +25, Last Available: "2016-12"
9246	lime green savvy plastic Knows About Chakras	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Last Available: "2016-12"
9247	jittery plastic Your Brain of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Last Available: "2016-12"
9248	Fonzie's plastic Krampus	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Last Available: "2016-12"
9249	dry pickled Inner Wisdom	0		Effect: "Frisky Spirit", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2016-12"
9250	warmed twirling blinking Inner Strength	0		Effect: "Extra-Sharp Weapon", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2016-12"
9251	colloidal huge Inner Truth	0		Effect: "Night of the Nachos", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2016-12"
9252	decent miniature spiritual candy cane	2	good	Last Available: "2016-12"
9253	triple-distilled artisanal special upside-down spiritual eggnog	6	EPIC	Effect: "Bastard!", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2016-12"
9254	decent spiritual fruitcake	4	good	Last Available: "2016-12"
9255	decent blue spiritual gingerbread	4	good	Last Available: "2016-12"
9256	huge chocolate puppy	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9257	chocolate leash	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Last Available: "2016-12"
9258	My Life of Crime, a Memoir	0		Skill: "Gingerbread Mob Hit", Last Available: "2016-12"
9259	Pop Art: a Guide	0		Skill: "Fifteen Minutes of Flame", Last Available: "2016-12"
9260	No Hats as Art	0		Skill: "Ceci N'Est Pas Un Chapeau", Last Available: "2016-12"
9261	Rethinking Candy	0		Skill: "Sweet Synthesis", Last Available: "2016-12"
9262	fruit-leather negatives	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9263	gingerbread blackmail photos	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9264	green briefcase full of sprinkles	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9265	blurry teethpick	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9266	magnetized blue rock candy	0		Effect: "Taurus Rising", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2016-12"
9267	flavorless fancy green-iced sweet roll	3	decent	Effect: "Provocative Perkiness", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2016-12"
9268	sugar raygun	0		Sprinkle Drop: +50, Last Available: "2016-12"
9269	wobbly chocolate sculpture	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9270	maroon no hat	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-12"
9271	chakra sludge	0		
9272	negative lump	0		
9273	green strapping Third Eye of the brazier	0		Muscle: +5, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2016-12"
9274	prompt Krampus Horn of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Adventures: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9275	tasty jittery blue hambrosier	4	awesome	Last Available: "2016-12"
9276	weak hand-crafted chakra-mental wine	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2016-12"
9277	warmed chakra malt	0		Effect: "Hammertime", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2016-12"
9278	toothsome skewed Black Angus blackburger	4	awesome	Last Available: "2016-12"
9279	practically non-alcoholic mediocre brandy	1	decent	Last Available: "2016-12"
9280	quadruple-Vulcanized potion of spiritual gunkifying	0		Effect: "Toothy Grin", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2016-12"
9281	ghostly bad vibroknife of wisdom of doom	0		Mysticality: +15, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2016-12"
9282	scandalous occult crystal belt buckle	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Sleaze Damage: +5, Last Available: "2016-12"
9283	saffron antaravasaka of wisdom of terror	0		Mysticality: +15, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2016-12"
9284	wobbly Van der Graaf Rosewater's saffron uttarasanga	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2016-12"
9285	spinning Lump-Stacking for Beginners	0		Skill: "Stack Lumps", Last Available: "2016-12"
9286	twirling eternal knot tattoo	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9287	pet bad vibe	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9288	lime green twirling gallstone	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2016-12"
9289	spinning ribald stiffened Uncle Crimbo's hat of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Damage Reduction: 1, Sleaze Damage: +10, Last Available: "2016-12", Rollover Effect Duration: 100
9290	bland blurry Eldritch snap	3	decent	Last Available: "2017-01"
9291	vaporized wobbly fuchsia hot jelly	1		Effect: "Coated Arms", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2017-01"
9292	diluted lime green jelly	1		Last Available: "2017-01"
9293	dehydrated shaking jelly	1		Last Available: "2017-01"
9294	dried sleaze jelly	1		Last Available: "2017-01"
9295	twisted blurry stench jelly	1		Last Available: "2017-01"
9296	ghostly space planula	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-01"
9297	adequate fancy toast with hot jelly	3	good	Effect: "Frostbeard", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2017-01"
9298	flavorless massive toast with jelly	8	decent	Last Available: "2017-01"
9299	moldy enchanted toast with jelly	4	crappy	Effect: "Raging Animal", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2017-01"
9300	moldy ghostly toast with sleaze jelly	3	crappy	Last Available: "2017-01"
9301	massive fancy normal pulsating toast with stench jelly	8	good	Effect: "Prelude of Precision", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2017-01"
9302	space jellybicycle	0		Familiar Weight: +5
9303	hopeful candle	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-01"
9304	jittery pewter candlestick	0		Familiar Weight: +10
9305	ghostly skewed gravedigger's occult wax hand	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Spooky Damage: +10, Last Available: "2017-01"
9306	huge candle of the cougar of the sewer	0		Moxie: +20, Stench Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-01"
9307	bland thick wax pancake	5	decent	Last Available: "2017-01"
9308	crafty hardened wax face	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Maximum MP: +10, Last Available: "2017-01"
9309	watered-down perfectly mixed enchanted wax booze	2	EPIC	Effect: "Bone Homie", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2017-01"
9310	glob of melted wax	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
9311	mixed ghostly sea jelly	1		Effect: "Litterboxing", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2017-01"
9312	super-sized tasty special sea truffle	5	awesome	Effect: "Smugness", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2017-01"
9313	tarnished luggage key	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
9314	crushed steamer trunk	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
9315	recovered cufflinks of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-01"
9316	mirror heart-shaped crate	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-02"
9317	tarnished olive LOV Elixir #3	0		Effect: "Cold Throat", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2017-02"
9318	alkaline oxidized tumbling LOV Elixir #6	0		Effect: "Boon of the War Snapper", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2017-02"
9319	pressed wet skewed LOV Elixir #9	0		Effect: "Uncucumbered", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2017-02"
9320	censurious family-friendly weightlifter's LOV Eardigan	0		Muscle: +15, Sleaze Resistance: 4, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-02"
9321	greasy energetic wicked LOV Epaulettes	0		Spell Damage: +5, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-02"
9322	avaricious occult LOV Earrings of Calamity Jane	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Meat Drop: +30, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-02"
9323	LOV Enamorang	0		Last Available: "2017-02"
9324	huge LOV Emotionizer	0		Last Available: "2017-02"
9325	fuchsia LOV Extraterrestrial Chocolate	0		Last Available: "2017-02"
9326	boiled blue LOV Echinacea Bouquet	1		Effect: "In the Saucestream", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2017-02"
9327	mirror manspreader's LOV Elephant	0		Monster Level: +10, Last Available: "2017-02"
9328	wholesome eldritch scanner	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2017-02"
9329	dry narrow narrow eldritch alignment spray	0		Effect: "Over-Familiar With Dactyls", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2017-02"
9330	LOV Entrance Pass	0		Last Available: "2017-02"
9331	squat shaking Lo Pan's stiffened smartaleck's eldritch hammer	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Damage Reduction: 1, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Last Available: "2017-01"
9332	tasty eldritch mushroom	4	awesome	Last Available: "2017-03"
9333	twirling fuchsia eldritch ichor	0		
9334	diet spoiled blinking eldritch mushroom pizza	1	crappy	Last Available: "2017-03"
9335	eldritch tincture	0		Skill: "Evoke Eldritch Horror", Last Available: "2017-02"
9336	squat eldritch tincture (depleted)	0		Skill: "Evoke Eldritch Horror", Last Available: "2017-02"
9337	super-tarnished improved shaking eldritch rub	0		Effect: "Blessing of the Pervy Noodles", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2017-02"
9338	HP-35 Calculator	0		
9339	purple Silver HP-35 Calculator	0		
9340	Golden HP-35 Calculator	0		
9341	huge Platinum HP-35 Calculator	0		
9342	Diamond HP-35 Calculator	0		
9343	squat bottlecap	0		
9344	purple discarded button	0		
9345	huge Gummi-Memory	0		
9346	Thwaitgold amoeba statuette	0		
9347	pickled grasshopper	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9348	bottle of an&iacute;s	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9349	bottle of novelty hot sauce	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9350	elemental sugarcube	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9351	peppermint sprig	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9352	tumbling bottle of clam juice	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9353	cyan cocktail mushroom	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9354	shot of granola liqueur	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9355	can of cherry-flavored sterno	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9356	lump of ichor	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9357	ghostly bottle of gregnadigne	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9358	bottle of Cr&egrave;me de Fugu	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9359	baby oil shooter	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9360	fish head	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9361	limepatch	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9362	yellow shaking twirling pile of dirt	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9363	bouncing slime shooter	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9364	squat imaginary lemon	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9365	delicious weak lime green twirling literal grasshopper	2	awesome	Last Available: "2017-03"
9366	special lousy practically non-alcoholic yellow double entendre	1	decent	Effect: "New and Improved", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2017-03"
9367	artisanal Phlegethon	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9368	hand-crafted lime green blurry Siberian sunrise	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9369	hand-crafted blinking mentholated wine	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9370	bad low tide martini	3	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9371	weak artisanal upside-down shroomtini	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9372	artisanal morning dew	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9373	artisanal purple jittery whiskey squeeze	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9374	artisanal great fashioned	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9375	bad Gnomish sagngria	4	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9376	bad vodka stinger	3	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9377	mediocre mirror extremely slippery nipple	4	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9378	acceptable piscatini	4	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9379	hand-crafted practically non-alcoholic Churchill	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9380	hand-crafted triple-distilled soilzerac	8	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9381	bad London frog	4	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9382	delicious nothingtini	3	awesome	Last Available: "2017-03"
9383	acceptable mirror eighth plague	4	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9384	drinkable single entendre	4	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9385	acceptable weak special jittery reverse Tantalus	2	good	Effect: "Salty Dogs", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2017-03"
9386	bad elemental caipiroska	3	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9387	hand-crafted Feliz Navidad	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9388	practically non-alcoholic perfectly mixed olive blinking Bloody Nora	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9389	drinkable mirror moreltini	3	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9390	distilled artisanal bouncing hell in a bucket	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9391	delicious upside-down Newark	3	awesome	Last Available: "2017-03"
9392	artisanal triple-distilled R'lyeh	10	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9393	enchanted weak mediocre Gnollish sangria	2	decent	Effect: "Uncucumbered", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2017-03"
9394	mediocre vodka barracuda	4	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9395	bad maroon ghostly Mysterious Island iced tea	3	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9396	acceptable irresponsibly strong drive-by shooting	7	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9397	artisanal gunner's daughter	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9398	lousy dirt julep	3	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9399	practically non-alcoholic lousy Simepore slime	1	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9400	perfectly mixed high-proof Phil Collins	9	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9401	blinking unpowered Robortender	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-03"
9402	toggle switch (Bartend)	0		Familiar Weight: +5
9403	toggle switch (Bounce)	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Equips On: "Robortender"
9404	spinning Spacegate access badge	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-04"
9405	filter helmet	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9406	pulsating ghostly exo-servo leg braces	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9407	skewed rad cloak	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9408	blurry gate transceiver	0		Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9409	high-friction boots	0		Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9410	jittery twirling Spacegate Research	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9411	gray alien rock sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9412	narrow alien gemstone	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9413	pulsating geological sample kit	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9414	botanical sample kit	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9415	delicious tumbling edible alien plant bit	4	awesome	Last Available: "2017-04"
9416	alien plant fibers	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9417	alien plant sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9418	complex alien plant sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9419	fascinating alien plant sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9420	distilled alien plant goo	1		Last Available: "2017-04"
9421	alien plant pod	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9422	zoological sample kit	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9423	adequate alien meat	3	good	Last Available: "2017-04"
9424	pulsating alien toenails	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9425	alien zoological sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9426	complex alien zoological sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9427	fascinating alien zoological sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9428	mixed twirling alien animal goo	1		Last Available: "2017-04"
9429	alien animal milk	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9430	spant egg casing	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9431	pulsating pulsating murderbot data core	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9432	tarnished alien medicine	0		Effect: "Scorpio Rising", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2017-04"
9433	adequate fancy alien salad	3	good	Effect: "Supafly", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2017-04"
9434	hand-crafted alien booze	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-04"
9435	Temple Grandin's experienced alien mask of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Experience: +2, Familiar Weight: +7, Last Available: "2017-04"
9436	MacGyver's dangerous alien spear of the scaredy-cat	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Maximum MP: +100, Monster Level: -15, Last Available: "2017-04"
9437	wool alien blowgun of the storm of temperance	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Cold Resistance: +1, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2017-04"
9438	blinking Tesla supercool alien loincloth of Calamity Jane	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +15, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2017-04"
9439	clever banded Sinatra's alien totem	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Damage Absorption: +100, Maximum MP: +20, Last Available: "2017-04"
9440	inspector's flame-retardant alien necklace of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +1, Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2017-04"
9441	spant chitin	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9442	spant tendon	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9443	aromatic slick spants	0		Moxie: +10, Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2017-04"
9444	Socratic spant shield of doom	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2017-04"
9445	hale spant shoulderpads of the overflowing toilet	0		Maximum HP: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-04"
9446	blinking family-friendly wholesome spant backplate	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2017-04"
9447	veiny spant spear of the early riser	0		Maximum HP: +10, Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2017-04"
9448	murderbot power cell	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9449	blurry murderbot component casing	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9450	upside-down murderbot monofilament	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9451	activated quadruple-aerosolized spinning murderbot shield unit	0		Effect: "Tennis Elbow-wow", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2017-04"
9452	murderbot live wire	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9453	mirror scorching clever medical-grade murderbot mask	0		Maximum MP: +20, Hot Damage: +25, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Avatar: "Murderbot", Last Available: "2017-04"
9454	activated adjusted purple murderbot spring injector	0		Effect: "Burning Tongue", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2017-04"
9455	studded stylish murderbot whip	0		Moxie: +25, Damage Absorption: +80, Last Available: "2017-04"
9456	greasy Temple Grandin's murderbot plasma rifle	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "EXTERMINATE SPANT", Last Available: "2017-04"
9457	mirror murderbot memory chip	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9458	space pirate treasure map	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9459	Space Pirate Astrogation Handbook	0		Skill: "Quantum Movement", Last Available: "2017-04"
9460	fuchsia Non-Euclidean Finance	0		Skill: "5-D Earning Potential", Last Available: "2017-04"
9461	Peek-a-Boo!	0		Skill: "Object Quasi-Permanence", Last Available: "2017-04"
9462	red Procrastinator locker key	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9463	Space Baby children's book	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9464	Space Baby bawbaw	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9465	blinking Spacegate	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9466	spoiled olive Aldebaran sardines	4	crappy	Last Available: "2017-04"
9467	watered-down drinkable jittery Centauri fish wine	2	good	Last Available: "2017-04"
9468	dried oxygen	1		Last Available: "2017-04"
9469	wool chilly Spacegate scientist's insignia	0		Cold Damage: +5, Cold Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-04", Rollover Effect Duration: 30
9470	mirror huge Spacegate military insignia of the pedagogue of the empath	0		Experience: +3, Familiar Weight: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-04", Rollover Effect Duration: 30
9471	curative Newton's weightlifter's Spacegate diplomat's insignia	0		Muscle: +15, Experience (Mysticality): +3, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-04"
9472	spinning Spacegate emergency disintegrator	0		Skill: "Disintegrate", Last Available: "2017-04"
9473	Spacegate Initiative tattoo unit	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9474	bland half-sized ghostly skewed alien sandwich	2	decent	Last Available: "2017-04"
9475	bouncing glitched malware	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
9476	dry boiled Spant eggs	0		Effect: "Almost Cool", Effect Duration: 24
9477	Spacegate (open)	0		Lasts Until Rollover
9478	New-You Club Membership Form	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-05"
9479	nitrogenated pickled Daily Affirmation: Always be Collecting	0		Effect: "Third Based", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2017-05"
9480	dry colloidal Daily Affirmation: Think Win-Lose	0		Effect: "Virgo Rising", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2017-05"
9481	pressed double-oxidized huge Daily Affirmation: Be Superficially interested	0		Effect: "Flamibili Tea", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2017-05"
9482	triple-adjusted concentrated cyan Daily Affirmation: Adapt to Change Eventually	0		Effect: "Bastard!", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2017-05"
9483	frozen pickled olive Daily Affirmation: Be a Mind Master	0		Effect: "Flower Power", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2017-05"
9484	frozen dry blinking Daily Affirmation: Work For Hours a Week	0		Effect: "Stinkybeard", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2017-05"
9485	quadruple-wet blue Daily Affirmation: Keep Free Hate in your Heart	0		Effect: "Blessing of the Pervy Noodles", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2017-05"
9486	delicious Affirmation Cookie	3	awesome	Last Available: "2017-05"
9487	License To Kill	0		
9488	Thwaitgold bug statuette	0		
9489	Victor's Spoils	0		
9490	pickled extra-ionized Threatening Missive	0		Effect: "Spring Training", Effect Duration: 11
9491	Targeted Plague Vector	0		
9492	suspicious package	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-06"
9493	banded beefcake's Kremlin's Greatest Briefcase of the dark arts	0		Muscle: +25, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Damage Absorption: +100, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "KGB tranquilizer dart", Last Available: "2017-06"
9494	watered-down bad basic martini	2	decent	Last Available: "2017-06"
9495	practically non-alcoholic perfectly mixed improved martini	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-06"
9496	acceptable practically non-alcoholic bouncing splendid martini	1	good	Last Available: "2017-06"
9497	pulsating narrow exploding cigar	0		Last Available: "2017-06"
9498	red can of Minions-Be-Gone	0		Last Available: "2017-06"
9499	bouncing tattoo gun	0		Last Available: "2017-06"
9500	cyan gun	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-06"
9501	gum	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-06"
9502	ghostly inspector's careful plastic gundam of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Monster Level: -10, Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2017-06"
9503	License to Chill	0		Last Available: "2017-07"
9504	Celsius 233	0		Skill: "Eternal Flame", Last Available: "2017-06"
9505	upside-down Celsius 233 (singed)	0		Skill: "Eternal Flame", Last Available: "2017-06"
9506	pulsating narrow Lazenby's Life Lesson	0		Free Pull
9507	LI-11 Motor Pool voucher	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-07"
9508	twirling Asdon Martin keyfob (on ring)	0		Last Available: "2017-07"
9509	lime green huge spinning L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate	0		
9510	green Dust bunny	0		
9511	jittery Pocket Meteor Guide	0		Last Available: "2017-08"
9512	Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed)	0		Last Available: "2017-08"
9513	gray Meteorite-Ade	0		Last Available: "2017-08"
9514	bite-sized moldy meteoreo	1	crappy	Last Available: "2017-08"
9515	artisanal meadeorite	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-08"
9516	upside-down meteoroid	0		Last Available: "2017-08"
9517	manspreader's supercharged brawny meteortarboard	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Monster Level: +10, Last Available: "2017-08"
9518	medical-grade experienced meteorite guard of Flo-Jo	0		Experience: +2, Initiative: +100, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2017-08"
9519	gravedigger's coward's meteorb	0		Monster Level: -20, Spooky Damage: +10, Lantern: 1, Lantern Element: "Hot", Last Available: "2017-08"
9520	grievous asteroid belt of the early riser	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Adventures: +7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-08"
9521	bouncing pulsating perfumed nippy meteorthopedic shoes of the glutton	0		Cold Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +5, Food Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-08"
9522	rosewater-soaked sage shooting morning star of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Mysticality Percent: +10, Stench Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-08"
9523	maroon meteoroid	0		Last Available: "2017-08"
9524	meteor shower cap	0		Familiar Weight: +5
9525	blinking blurry Thwaitgold time fly statuette	0		
9526	perfectly fair coin	0		Last Available: "2017-11"
9527	Horsery contract	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-08"
9528	corked genie bottle	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-09"
9529	jittery genie bottle	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9530	Jeselnik's toasty blessed rustproof +2 gray dragon scale mail of the cheetah	0		Hot Damage: +5, Sleaze Damage: +25, Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2023-09"
9531	tumbling pony: Dusk Shiny	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9532	huge pony: Shutterfly	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9533	blinking pony: Pearjack	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9534	pony: Uniquity	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9535	pony: Rosey Cake	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9536	pony: Spectrum Dash	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9537	pocket wish	0		Last Available: "2023-09"
9538	dropped scrap of paper	0		
9539	mirror upside-down hunk of granite	0		
9540	shovelful of dirt	0		
9541	twirling xo-skeleton-in-a-box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-10"
9542	exo-xo-skeleton-skeleton	0		Familiar Weight: +5
9543	X	0		Last Available: "2017-10"
9544	O	0		Last Available: "2017-10"
9545	weak mediocre DUFRESNE Suds	2	decent	Last Available: "2017-09"
9546	ruddy mafia pinky ring of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Single Equip
9547	fortified delicious flask of port	5	awesome	
9548	pulsating censurious Herculean contract enforcement stick	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Sleaze Resistance: +3
9549	spoiled Hide-rox&trade; cookie	3	crappy	Last Available: "2017-10"
9550	watered-down lousy jug of booze	2	decent	Last Available: "2017-10"
9551	Vulcanized Vulcanized narrow pair of candy glasses	0		Effect: "You're Rubber", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2017-10"
9552	liquefied non-electrified temporary X tattoos	0		Effect: "Blessing of the Hot Linguine", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2017-10"
9553	modified skewed glyph of athleticism	1		Last Available: "2017-10"
9554	mirror blue jittery pair of scissors	0		Last Available: "2017-10"
9555	quadruple-polymerized adjusted new habit	0		Effect: "Polar Express", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2017-10"
9556	bridge truss	0		Last Available: "2017-10"
9557	bouncing Annie Oakley's Tesla pearl necklace of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +20, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-10"
9558	amorphous blob	0		Last Available: "2017-11"
9559	tumbling X	0		Last Available: "2017-11"
9560	maroon O	0		Last Available: "2017-11"
9561	amorphous blob	0		Last Available: "2017-11"
9562	up-at-dawn asbestos-lined wool fortified protection stick	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Cold Resistance: +1, Hot Resistance: +5, Adventures: +5
9563	super-corrupted pressed roll of meat	0		Effect: "Coy to the Hurled", Effect Duration: 60
9564	Oprah's mafia thumb ring of horror	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
9565	ionized energized polymerized tumbling mirror cocoa chondrule	0		Effect: "Berry Experiential", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2020-09"
9566	mirror careful mafia middle finger ring	0		Monster Level: -10, Item Drop: +5, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Show them your ring"
9567	sinister razor-sharp savvy steel drivin' hammer of the businessman	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +50
9568	piece of steel	0		
9569	reassuring electrified mafia pointer finger ring	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Drops Meat
9570	worksite credentials of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
9571	frightening careful veiny negotiatin' hammer of the boozehound	0		Maximum HP: +10, Monster Level: -10, Spooky Damage: +5, Booze Drop: +100
9572	pantogram	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-11"
9573	spinning pantogram	0		Last Available: "2017-11"
9574	pantogram pants	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-11"
9575	Temple Grandin's mafia wedding ring of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Familiar Weight: +7, Single Equip
9576	mafia organizer badge of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100, Single Equip
9577	mafia filofax	0		
9578	special pulsating transparent nog	1	good	Effect: "Chief Executive Optimism", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2017-12"
9579	snack-sized bland unfinished fruitcake	2	decent	Last Available: "2017-12"
9580	Vulcanized polarized and cracker	0		Effect: "Powder Power", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2017-12"
9581	acceptable gray upside-down neg grog	3	good	Last Available: "2017-12"
9582	adequate half double fruitcake	3	good	Last Available: "2017-12"
9583	bland hushed puppy	3	decent	Last Available: "2017-12"
9584	decent small muffled muffuletta	2	good	Last Available: "2017-12"
9585	bland bite-sized blinking shushed potatoes	1	decent	Last Available: "2017-12"
9586	plastic mime functionary of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2017-12"
9587	jittery deadly plastic mime scientist	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Last Available: "2017-12"
9588	banded plastic mime soldier	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Last Available: "2017-12"
9589	dance instructor's plastic mime executive	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Last Available: "2017-12"
9590	wobbly plastic The Silent Nightmare of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Last Available: "2017-12"
9591	locked mumming trunk	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-12"
9592	mumming trunk	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9593	temperance whiskey	1	awesome	Last Available: "2017-11"
9594	warmed modified skewed wishbone	0		Effect: "'Roids of the Rhinoceros", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2017-11"
9595	acceptable weak Racisto Ruidoso	2	good	Last Available: "2017-11"
9596	earthenware muffin tin	0		
9597	fancy miniature normal bran muffin	2	good	Effect: "Superioreo", Effect Duration: 10
9598	low-calorie decent blueberry muffin	1	good	
9599	silent A	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9600	silent B	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9601	silent C	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9602	spinning silent D	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9603	silent E	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9604	silent F	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9605	twirling silent G	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9606	ghostly jittery silent H	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9607	huge olive silent I	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9608	blue silent J	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9609	red silent K	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9610	silent L	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9611	silent M	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9612	silent N	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9613	upside-down teal silent O	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9614	pulsating olive silent P	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9615	blinking silent Q	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9616	green silent R	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9617	silent S	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9618	silent T	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9619	huge silent U	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9620	twirling silent V	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9621	silent W	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9622	silent X	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9623	silent Y	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9624	squat silent Z	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9625	mirror crystalline cheer	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9626	anti-earplugs	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9627	upside-down upside-down warehouse key	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9628	mime pocket probe	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9629	tolerable maroon stale cheer wine	4	good	Last Available: "2017-12"
9630	decent stale Cheer-E-Os	3	good	Last Available: "2017-12"
9631	jittery cheer-o-gram	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9632	teal personal trainer's educational cheerful antler hat	0		Experience: +1, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Last Available: "2017-12"
9633	smelly grievous cheerful Crimbo sweater	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2017-12"
9634	cheerful pajama pants of the dark arts of the bloodbag	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Maximum HP: +100, Last Available: "2017-12"
9635	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1	0		Skill: "Silent Hunter", Last Available: "2017-12"
9636	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used)	0		Skill: "Silent Hunter", Last Available: "2017-12"
9637	blinking twirling The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2	0		Skill: "Quiet Determination", Last Available: "2017-12"
9638	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used)	0		Skill: "Quiet Determination", Last Available: "2017-12"
9639	gray The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3	0		Skill: "Quiet Judgement", Last Available: "2017-12"
9640	green The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used)	0		Skill: "Quiet Judgement", Last Available: "2017-12"
9641	cyan bouncing The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4	0		Skill: "Silent Treatment", Last Available: "2017-12"
9642	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used)	0		Skill: "Silent Treatment", Last Available: "2017-12"
9643	shaking The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5	0		Skill: "Silent Knife", Last Available: "2017-12"
9644	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used)	0		Skill: "Silent Knife", Last Available: "2017-12"
9645	yellow bouncing blurry The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6	0		Skill: "Quiet Desperation", Last Available: "2017-12"
9646	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used)	0		Skill: "Quiet Desperation", Last Available: "2017-12"
9647	spinning mime eraser	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9648	tolerable huge pulsating executive mime flask	3	good	Last Available: "2017-12"
9649	bland nega-mushroom	3	decent	Last Available: "2017-12"
9650	artisanal irresponsibly strong nega-mushroom wine	8	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-12"
9651	galvanized colloidal wet Cheer-Up soda	0		Effect: "Glittering Eyelashes", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2017-12"
9652	special bland bouncing mime army rations	4	decent	Effect: "Marinated", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2017-12"
9653	hand-crafted purple mime army wine	3	super ultra mega EPIC	Last Available: "2017-12"
9654	dehydrated bouncing olive mime army superserum	1		Last Available: "2017-12"
9655	ionized blurry mime army camouflage kit	0		Effect: "From Nantucket", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2017-12"
9656	baleful wicked miming beret	0		Spell Damage: 30, Last Available: "2017-12"
9657	lime green dog trainer's miming shirt of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Experience (familiar): +1, Last Available: "2017-12"
9658	double-paned miming corduroys of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Cold Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2017-12"
9659	smelly Samson's miming boots	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9660	huge energetic miming gloves of the boozehound	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Booze Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9661	God Lobster Egg	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-05"
9662	donated booze	0		
9663	donated food	0		
9664	lime green donated candy	0		
9665	aerosolized chilled digital honeypot	0		Effect: "Vitali Tea", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2025-12"
9666	spinning mime-proof sunglasses	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9667	razor-sharp mime army insignia (infantry)	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12", Stat Tuning: "Muscle (all)"
9668	upside-down weightlifter's mime army insignia (intelligence)	0		Muscle: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12", Stat Tuning: "Mysticality (all)"
9669	narrow mime army insignia (espionage) of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12", Stat Tuning: "Moxie (all)"
9670	mime army insignia (pyrotechnics)	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9671	mime army insignia (cryonics)	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9672	mime army insignia (psychological warfare)	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9673	mime army insignia (sanitation)	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9674	squat mime army insignia (morale)	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9675	huge twirling vibrating Newton's mime army infiltration glove	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9676	tumbling mime army shotglass	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9677	blinking mime army challenge coin	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9678	cheer extractor	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9679	squat upside-down kerosene-soaked skip	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-12"
9680	fireproof skip lid	0		Familiar Weight: +5
9681	half-sized moldy mirror extra-toasted half sandwich	2	crappy	Last Available: "2018-12"
9682	lousy mulled hobo wine	3	decent	Last Available: "2018-12"
9683	burning newspaper	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
9684	pulsating therapeutic smartaleck's slick burning paper hat	0		Moxie: +10, Moxie Percent: +30, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-12"
9685	wool foul-smelling burning cape of the glutton	0		Stench Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +1, Food Drop: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-12"
9686	lard-coated dog trainer's burning paper slippers of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Experience (familiar): +1, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-12"
9687	wobbly squat manspreader's quilted burning paper jorts of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Damage Absorption: +40, Monster Level: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-12"
9688	knitted burning paper crane of the pedagogue of terror	0		Experience: +3, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-12"
9689	shaking January's Garbage Tote (unopened)	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-01"
9690	squat January's Garbage Tote	0		Last Available: "2018-01"
9691	wobbly deceased crimbo tree	0		Breakable, Last Available: "2018-01", Lasts Until Rollover
9692	upside-down greedy Herculean broken champagne bottle	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Meat Drop: +20, Breakable, Last Available: "2018-01", Lasts Until Rollover
9693	lime green Temple Grandin's tinsel tights of the sweet-tooth	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2018-01", Lasts Until Rollover
9694	dog trainer's groovy beefcake's wad of used tape	0		Muscle: +25, Moxie Percent: +10, Experience (familiar): +1, Last Available: "2018-01", Lasts Until Rollover
9695	resourceful brawny silent nightlight of wisdom of chilblains	0		Mysticality: +15, Muscle Percent: +20, Maximum MP: +50, Cold Damage: +25, Rollover Effect Duration: 50
9696	denatured pickled sweetened reindeer fat	0		Effect: "Amplified Fabulousness", Effect Duration: 14
9697	frozen spinning Good 'n' Quiet	0		Effect: "Shoesauce", Effect Duration: 17
9698	ionized hot button candy	0		Effect: "Highland Sheen", Effect Duration: 16
9699	razor-sharp beefcake's makeshift garbage shirt of the overflowing toilet	0		Muscle: +25, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Breakable, Last Available: "2018-01", Lasts Until Rollover
9700	gravedigger's personal trainer's novelty monorail ticket	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Spooky Damage: +10, Rollover Effect Duration: 100
9701	denatured narrow pills	1		
9702	modified ghostly skewed purple furry pill	1		Effect: "Puddingface", Effect Duration: 15
9703	powdered lime green beefy pill	1		
9704	powdered tumbling excitement pill	1		
9705	powdered cyan vitamin G pill	1		
9706	modified lucky-ish pill	1		
9707	distilled fuchsia dieting pill	1		
9712	Clan Carnival Game	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-02"
9713	huge How To Get Bigger Without Really Trying	0		Skill: "Get Big", Last Available: "2018-02"
9714	Illustrated Mating Rituals of the Gallapagos	0		Skill: "Gallapagosian Mating Call", Last Available: "2018-02"
9715	twirling Convincing People You Can See The Future	0		Skill: "Inscrutable Gaze", Last Available: "2018-02"
9716	Love Potions and the Wizards who Mix Them	0		Skill: "Love Mixology", Last Available: "2018-02"
9717	wobbly They'll Love You In Rhinestones	0		Skill: "Acquire Rhinestones", Last Available: "2018-02"
9718	ghostly twirling purple Silly Little Love Song	0		Skill: "Paul's Passionate Pop Song", Last Available: "2018-02"
9719	cyan toasty genie's turbane of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Hot Damage: +5, Last Available: "2018-02"
9720	wobbly dangerous stylish genie's scimitar	0		Moxie: +25, Weapon Damage: +10, Last Available: "2018-02"
9721	tumbling cyan friendly chaotic genie's pants	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2018-02"
9722	squat maroon ghostly spinning inspector's Fonzie's genie's bracers	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2018-02"
9723	cyan Van der Graaf psychic's circlet of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2018-02"
9724	perfumed psychic's crystal ball of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2018-02"
9725	squat twirling inspector's psychic's pslacks of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2018-02"
9726	ghostly lime green squat chaotic rock-hard psychic's amulet	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Last Available: "2018-02"
9727	decent heart-shaped candy whetstone	4	good	Last Available: "2018-02"
9728	bland narrow Swedish massage fish	3	decent	Last Available: "2018-02"
9729	drinkable irresponsibly strong Third Base	7	good	Last Available: "2018-02"
9730	hand-crafted olive Bustle Hustler	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2018-02"
9731	activated concentrated squat purple Fabiotion	0		Effect: "Wasabi With You", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2018-02"
9732	tarnished green Bettie page	0		Effect: "Healthy Red Glow", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2018-02"
9733	extra-dry chilled magnetized tonic o' Banderas	0		Effect: "Capricorn Rising", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2018-02"
9734	double-ionized heather graham cracker	0		Effect: "Capricorn Rising", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2018-02"
9735	Lolsipop	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9736	heart cozy	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9737	eaves droppers	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9738	yellow bouncing tumbling personal graffiti kit	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9739	Mysterious Red Box	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9740	Mysterious Green Box	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9741	wobbly Mysterious Blue Box	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9742	Mysterious Black Box	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9743	altered adjusted skewed rainbow jellybean	0		Effect: "Dilated Pupils", Effect Duration: 29
9744	wet ghostly mystery lollipop	0		Effect: "Turn On, Tune In, Play Ball!", Effect Duration: 14
9745	Love Potion #0	0		Effect: "Tainted Love Potion", Effect Duration: 20
9746	super-aerosolized irradiated moist huge rhinestone	0		Effect: "Heart of Yellow", Effect Duration: 57
9747	upside-down bouncing 1,960 pok&eacute;dollar bill	0		
9748	metandienone	0		
9749	wobbly riboflavin	0		
9750	wobbly bronze	0		
9751	piracetam	0		
9752	purple ultracalcium	0		
9753	bouncing ginseng	0		
9754	blurry padded Team Avarice cap	0		Damage Absorption: +20
9755	steel-toed Team Sloth cap	0		Damage Reduction: 9
9756	mansplainer's Team Wrath cap	0		Monster Level: +15
9757	Mu cap of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100
9758	Thwaitgold metabug statuette	0		
9759	Pok&eacute;fam Guide to Capturing All of Them	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-03"
9760	squat packet of tall grass seeds	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9761	cyan Pok&eacute;-Gro fertilizer	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9762	Globmule	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9763	Bluzzard	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9764	Faux	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9765	blinking Sledgehamster	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9766	Pimpsqueak	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9767	upside-down Pillowbug	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9768	spinning purple Dressage	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9769	wobbly Sequestrian	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9770	Carpricorn	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9771	Turpin	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9772	squat Morphan	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9773	Cycloney	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9774	narrow Peaclock	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9775	jittery red Turtive	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9776	gray Lepardner	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9777	twirling Aiolion	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9778	ghostly Waifuton	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9779	skewed Gorillape	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9780	Wendtigo	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9781	Snoutlet	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9782	Ruffalo	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9783	blurry Vaporpoise	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9784	twirling Ghosprey	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9785	Straypler	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9786	Flan	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9787	squat Mustardigrade	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9788	Ched	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9789	purple Gazelleton	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9790	Mechamelion	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9791	tumbling Bicycle	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9792	Vamprey	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9793	mirror Wullabye	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9794	lime green mirror Nursine	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9795	upside-down Cantelope	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9796	Ungulant	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9797	Caramel	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9798	Oppossum	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9799	shaking Amanitee	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9800	yellow Smashmoth	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9801	Vulgure	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9802	Squib	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9803	Trafikoan	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9804	teal huge Slotter	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9805	lime green Shudder	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9806	Glamare	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9807	Unspeakachu	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9808	Stooper	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9809	ghostly Disgeist	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9810	purple Bowlet	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9811	Cornbeefadon	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9812	Mu	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9813	green Glum berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9814	Egnaro berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9815	yellow Sitrep berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9816	Nadsat berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9817	Jamocha berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9818	mirror Tapioc berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9819	blinking Snarf berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9820	Keese berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9821	skewed luck incense	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Item Drop: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-03"
9822	shell bell	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-03"
9823	muscle band	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-03"
9824	amulet coin	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Meat Drop: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-03"
9825	razor fang	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-03"
9826	blinking smoke ball	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-03"
9827	ghostly rocket	0		
9828	boiled magnificent oyster egg	1		
9829	compressed yellow brilliant oyster egg	1		Effect: "The Rich Get Richer", Effect Duration: 50
9830	compressed glistening oyster egg	1		
9831	dehydrated scintillating oyster egg	1		
9832	altered pearlescent oyster egg	1		Effect: "Familial Ties", Effect Duration: 5
9833	denatured blinking lustrous oyster egg	1		
9834	altered gleaming oyster egg	1		
9835	FantasyRealm membership packet	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-04"
9836	squat FantasyRealm guest pass	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9837	blurry Sherlock's mansplainer's medical-grade FantasyRealm G. E. M.	0		Monster Level: +15, Item Drop: +25, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9838	Rubee&trade;	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9839	sinister FantasyRealm Warrior's Helm	0		Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2018-04"
9840	ghostly wicked FantasyRealm Mage's Hat	0		Spell Damage: +5, Last Available: "2018-04"
9841	frightening FantasyRealm Rogue's Mask	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2018-04"
9842	lump of bauxite	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
9843	smelly wholesome &quot;Remember the Trees&quot; Shirt of the overflowing toilet	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Stench Spell Damage: 60
9844	upside-down FantasyRealm key	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9845	tumbling plump mushroom	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9846	twirling green tainted marshmallow	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9847	Chewsick Copperbottom's notes	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9848	LyleCo premium pickaxe	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9849	mirror jittery LyleCo premium rope	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9850	My First Art of War	0		Skill: "Army of Toddlers", Last Available: "2018-12"
9851	dragon aluminum ore	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9852	squat faerie dust	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9853	poisoned druidic s'more	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9854	druidic orb	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9855	to-go brew	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9856	flask of holy water	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9857	double-boiled pressed improved pulsating universal antivenin	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Effect: "Prince of Seaside Town", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2018-04"
9858	red bouncing LyleCo premium monocle	0		Rubee Drop: 1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9859	LyleCo premium magnifying glass	0		Rubee Drop: 1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9860	yellow FantasyRealm tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9861	LyleCo Contractor's Manual	0		Skill: "Expert Corner-Cutter", Last Available: "2018-04"
9862	spoiled shaking lime green FantasyRealm turkey leg	3	crappy	Last Available: "2018-04"
9863	strong fancy artisanal FantasyRealm mead	5	EPIC	Effect: "Wintry Breath", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2018-04"
9864	nasty haunch	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9865	Cheswick Copperbottom's compass	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9866	arrest warrant	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9867	hero's skull	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9868	jittery grolblin rum	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9869	super-sized adequate druidic s'more	5	good	Last Available: "2018-04"
9870	mixed upside-down cyan sachet of powder	1		Last Available: "2018-04"
9871	hand-crafted weak mourning wine	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2018-04"
9872	pulsating sanctified cola	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9873	tumbling map to the Towering Mountains	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9874	map to the Mystic Wood	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9875	blurry map to the Putrid Swamp	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9876	map to the Cursed Village	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9877	map to the Sprawling Cemetery	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9878	tasty jittery denastified haunch	3	awesome	Last Available: "2018-04"
9879	weak mediocre squat bad rum and good cola	2	decent	Last Available: "2018-04"
9880	diffused ionized Potion of Heroism	0		Effect: "Rotten Memories", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2018-04"
9881	aromatic Lo Pan's leggings of the Spider Queen of horror	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2018-04"
9882	scorching wizardly thinker's Master Thief's utility belt	0		Mysticality: 35, Hot Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9883	family-friendly lard-coated sizzling Duke Vampire's regal cloak	0		Hot Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2018-04"
9884	shaking skewed strapping Dragonscale breastplate of the cougar of temperance	0		Muscle: +5, Moxie: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2018-04"
9885	Jim Carey's sinister belt of Ogrekind of the blizzard	0		Spell Damage: +10, Monster Level: +25, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9886	squat Socratic The Ghoul King's ghoulottes of Tarzan of the detective	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2018-04"
9887	pulsating sharpshooter's nozzle of the Phoenix of bravery of Flo-Jo	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Spooky Resistance: +5, Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2018-04"
9888	rosewater-soaked brainy the Archwizard's briefs of the overflowing toilet	0		Mysticality: +5, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2018-04"
9889	flame-retardant resourceful stiffened the Ley Incursion's waist	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Maximum MP: +50, Hot Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9890	hale shield of the Skeleton Lord of wisdom of terror	0		Mysticality: +15, Maximum HP: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2018-04"
9891	greedy family-friendly smelly ring of the Skeleton Lord	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Meat Drop: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9892	nippy groovy scepter of the Skeleton Lord of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Moxie Percent: +10, Cold Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9893	fireproof careful beefy deadfall branch of mayonnaise	0		Muscle: +10, Monster Level: -10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Hot Resistance: +3
9894	flame-retardant toasty Tesla Staff of Kitchen Royalty of bravery of Flo-Jo	0		Hot Damage: +5, Hot Resistance: +1, Spooky Resistance: +5, Initiative: +100, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2018-04"
9895	charged druidic orb	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9896	dragon slaying sword	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9897	ghostly skewed notarized arrest warrant	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9898	spirit-forward aged two meat muck	5	awesome	
9899	adequate diet chocolate Ogre Chieftain	1	good	
9900	rotten chocolate &quot;Phoenix&quot;	3	crappy	
9901	rotten miniature chocolate Spider Queen	2	crappy	
9902	watered-down acceptable hipster cocktail	2	good	
9903	God Lobster's Scepter	0		Equips On: "God Lobster", Familiar Effect: "small fairy/lep", Last Available: "2018-05"
9904	God Lobster's Ring	0		Equips On: "God Lobster", Familiar Effect: "sombrero", Last Available: "2018-05"
9905	God Lobster's Rod	0		Equips On: "God Lobster", Familiar Effect: "whelp", Last Available: "2018-05"
9906	yellow God Lobster's Robe	0		Equips On: "God Lobster", Familiar Effect: "block", Last Available: "2018-05"
9907	God Lobster's Crown	0		Equips On: "God Lobster", Familiar Effect: "fairy", Last Available: "2018-05"
9908	Dish of Clarified Butter	0		Last Available: "2018-05"
9909	wobbly G	0		
9910	Garland of Greatness	0		
9911	gattoo	0		
9912	A-Boo glue	0		
9913	spinning lime green glued A-Boo clue	0		
9914	crude oil congealer	0		
9915	normal good guava	4	good	
9916	tolerable narrow gin and ginger	4	good	
9917	Thwaitgold chigger statuette	0		
9918	twisted gaseous gravy	1		
9919	SongBoom&trade; BoomBox	0		Last Available: "2018-06"
9920	narrow SongBoom&trade; BoomBox Box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-06"
9921	A Guide to Safari	0		Skill: "Experience Safari"
9922	galvanized blurry Shielding Potion	0		Effect: "Super-Mega-Charged", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2018-06"
9923	deionized boiled Punching Potion	0		Effect: "Kissed By Fire", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2018-06"
9924	Special Seasoning	0		Last Available: "2018-06"
9925	mixed teal Nightmare Fuel	1		Effect: "Pride of the Vampire", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2018-06"
9926	Gathered Meat-Clip	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
9927	teal Bastille Battalion control rig crate	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-07"
9928	squat Bastille Battalion control rig	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-07"
9929	greedy Sherlock's coward's groovy Brutal brogues	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Monster Level: -20, Item Drop: +25, Meat Drop: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-07"
9930	energetic Fonzie's sage Draftsman's driving gloves of the businessman	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Experience (Moxie): +1, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Meat Drop: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-07"
9931	twirling Tesla sinister thinker's Nouveau nosering of extreme caution	0		Mysticality: +10, Spell Damage: +10, Monster Level: -25, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-07"
9932	double-Vulcanized sharkfin gumbo	0		Effect: "Superheroic", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2018-07"
9933	wet blurry boiling broth	0		Effect: "Livin' Large", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2018-07"
9934	denatured polarized interrogative elixir	0		Effect: "Hardened Fabric", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2018-07"
9935	blue Bastille Battalion Fondue Trophy	0		Last Available: "2018-07"
9936	Bastille Battalion tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2018-07"
9937	Bastille Battalion cheese wheel	0		Last Available: "2018-07"
9938	Bastille Battalion control rig loaner voucher	0		Last Available: "2018-07"
9939	kitten burglar	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-07"
9940	burglar/sleep mask	0		Last Available: "2018-07"
9941	Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette	0		
9942	Neverending Party invitation envelope	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-09"
9943	narrow Neverending Party guest pass	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9944	aromatic Annie Oakley's dangerous PARTY HARD T-shirt	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2018-09"
9945	Neverending Party favor	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9946	deluxe Neverending Party favor	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9947	gas can	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9948	perfectly mixed Middle of the Road&trade; brand whiskey	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2018-09"
9949	neverending wallet chain	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9950	huge deadly pentagram bandana of the businessman	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2018-09"
9951	bouncing wobbly wholesome skull ring	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-09"
9952	electronics kit	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9953	decent half-sized PB&J with the crusts cut off	2	good	Last Available: "2018-09"
9954	ribald dorky glasses of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Sleaze Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-09"
9955	ghostly inspector's ponytail clip of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2018-09"
9956	censurious paint palette	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paint Job", Last Available: "2018-09"
9957	maroon skewed unremarkable duffel bag	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9958	compressed teal Purple Beast energy drink	1		Last Available: "2018-09"
9959	yellow cosmetic football of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Last Available: "2018-09"
9960	Jack Frost's shoe ad T-shirt of the brazier	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2018-09"
9961	cyan rock-hard pump-up high-tops	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-09"
9962	altered mirror teal runproof mascara	0		Effect: "Over-Familiar With Dactyls", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2018-09"
9963	very small dress	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9964	inspector's noticeable pumps of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Item Drop: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-09"
9965	surprisingly capacious handbag	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9966	bad everfull glass	3	???	Last Available: "2018-09"
9967	jittery van key	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9968	jam band bootleg	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9969	teal studded denim jacket of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Damage Absorption: +80, Last Available: "2018-09"
9970	thinker's ratty knitted cap of Flo-Jo	0		Mysticality: +10, Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2018-09"
9972	wobbly blinking intimidating chainsaw of doom of mayonnaise	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-09"
9973	special fortified mediocre party beer bomb	5	decent	Effect: "Paging Betty", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2018-09"
9974	flavorless miniature spinning sweet party mix	2	decent	Last Available: "2018-09"
9975	pickled spinning party balloon	1		Last Available: "2018-09"
9976	blue Jim Carey's party pants of the overflowing toilet	0		Monster Level: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2018-09"
9977	foul-smelling beefcake's party whip of the businessman	0		Muscle: +25, Stench Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2018-09"
9978	Party Planning on a Budget	0		Skill: "Budget Conscious", Last Available: "2018-09"
9979	weak drinkable TRIO cup of beer	2	good	Last Available: "2018-09"
9980	adequate blurry party platter for one	3	good	Last Available: "2018-09"
9981	dehydrated teal Party-in-a-Can&trade;	1		Last Available: "2018-09"
9982	party pup	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9983	bouncing occult personal trainer's party crasher	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Party Crash", Last Available: "2018-09"
9984	Living to Drink, Drinking to Live	0		Last Available: "2018-09", Skill: "Drinking to Drink"
9985	Party Tattoo&trade; gift certificate	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9986	spinning party mouse hat	0		Familiar Weight: +5
9987	latte lovers member's mug	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Throw Latte on Opponent", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Offer Latte to Opponent", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Gulp Latte", Last Available: "2018-10"
9988	latte lovers club card	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-10"
9989	voter registration form	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-11"
9990	wobbly banded &quot;I Voted!&quot; sticker	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-11"
9991	bouncing absentee voter ballot	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
9992	twirling twirling snake skin	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
9993	ribald healthy snakeskin thighboots	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Sleaze Damage: +10, Last Available: "2018-11"
9994	smelly snakeskin cowboy hat of the businessman	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2018-11"
9995	dog trainer's dangerous snakeskin jacket	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Experience (familiar): +1, Last Available: "2018-11"
9996	slime glob	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
9997	slime glob	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
9998	slime glob	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
9999	perfumed curative hardened slime waders	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Stench Resistance: +5, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2018-11"
10001	scandalous Jim Carey's clever slime fedora	0		Maximum MP: +20, Monster Level: +25, Sleaze Damage: +5, Last Available: "2018-11"
10002	Lo Pan's therapeutic experienced slime knuckles	0		Experience: +2, Spell Critical Percent: +30, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2018-11"
10003	government requisition form	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
10004	horrifying dangerous government-issued slacks of Gandalf	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Spooky Damage: +25, Last Available: "2018-11"
10005	groovy government-issued eyeshade of the dark arts of the blizzard	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2018-11"
10006	chaotic medical-grade occult government-issued necktie	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Spell Critical Percent: +10, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-11"
10007	manspreader's supercool mutant arm	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Monster Level: +10, Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2018-11"
10008	miser's chilly razor-sharp mutant legs	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Cold Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2018-11"
10009	flame-wreathed mutant crown of the pedagogue of the brazier	0		Experience: +3, Hot Spell Damage: 35, Last Available: "2018-11"
10010	stale blurry ghostly ectoplasm	4	decent	Last Available: "2018-11"
10011	miniature spoiled mirror	2	crappy	Last Available: "2018-11"
10012	aged weak bottle of vodka	2	awesome	Last Available: "2018-11"
10013	rotten pizza	3	crappy	Last Available: "2018-11"
10014	practically non-alcoholic drinkable martini	1	good	Last Available: "2018-11"
10015	delicious red cherry pie	3	awesome	Last Available: "2018-11"
10016	artisanal eggnog	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2018-11"
10017	glob of undifferentiated tissue	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
10018	miniature flavorless Hell ramen	2	decent	Last Available: "2018-11"
10019	tolerable gimlet	4	good	Last Available: "2018-11"
10020	drinkable twice-haunted screwdriver	4	good	Last Available: "2018-11"
10021	stale bouncing candy cane	4	decent	Last Available: "2018-12"
10022	artisanal extra-dry runny fermented egg	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2018-12"
10023	moldy low-calorie oldcake	1	crappy	Last Available: "2018-12"
10024	flavorless massive shaking traditional Crimbo cookie	7	decent	Last Available: "2023-06"
10025	plastic wild beaver of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2018-12"
10026	lime green mirror scorching plastic reindeer	0		Hot Damage: +25, Last Available: "2018-12"
10027	experienced plastic Caf&eacute; Elf	0		Experience: +2, Last Available: "2018-12"
10028	plastic orphan of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2018-12"
10029	plastic Abuela Crimbo of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2018-12"
10030	yule pup	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10031	shaking Braindeer	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10032	tumbling blinking Crimbo dog sweater	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10033	twirling perfumed pristine walrus tusk of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2018-12"
10034	thick walrus blubber	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10035	mansplainer's medical-grade Socratic slick Staff of Frozen Lard	0		Moxie: +10, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Monster Level: +15, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2018-12"
10036	upside-down bomb	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10037	teal plastic bazooka	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10038	mooseflank	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10039	snack-sized adequate grilled mooseflank	2	good	Last Available: "2018-12"
10040	flavorless bite-sized moosemeat pie	1	decent	Last Available: "2018-12"
10041	Sinatra's balanced antler	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Last Available: "2018-12"
10042	dam of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Last Available: "2018-12"
10043	mediocre lime green beavermouth	3	decent	Last Available: "2018-12"
10044	hand-crafted high-proof bouncing beaver punch (papaya)	8	EPIC	Last Available: "2018-12"
10045	hand-crafted boozy beaver punch (peach)	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2018-12"
10046	tolerable beaver punch (cherry)	3	good	Last Available: "2018-12"
10047	hardy fortified Canadian lantern	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Maximum HP: +50, Last Available: "2018-12"
10048	wicked muskox-skin cap	0		Spell Damage: +5, Last Available: "2018-12"
10049	cyan Boxing Day care package	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-12"
10050	stale glass of raw eggs	4	decent	Last Available: "2018-12"
10051	hand-crafted squat punch-drunk punch	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2018-12"
10052	altered body spradium	1		Last Available: "2018-12"
10053	personal trainer's bauxite beret	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Last Available: "2018-12"
10054	blue smelly bauxite boxers	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2018-12"
10055	vibrating bauxite bow-tie	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-12"
10056	blinking Boxing Day Pass	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10057	Kramco Industries packing carton	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-01"
10058	huge chilly crafty forbidden brainy Kramco Sausage-o-Matic&trade; of the cougar	0		Mysticality: +5, Moxie: +20, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Maximum MP: +10, Cold Damage: +5, Last Available: "2019-01"
10059	sausage casing	0		Last Available: "2019-01"
10060	miniature moldy special mirror sausage	2	crappy	Effect: "Chief Executive Optimism", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2019-01"
10061	mirror wool sage red-hot sausage fork	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2019-01"
10062	bag of sausage links	0		Last Available: "2019-01"
10063	tumbling sausage golem	0		Last Available: "2019-01"
10064	jar of relish	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10065	Toyleporter	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10066	hand-crafted practically non-alcoholic beer	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	Last Available: "2018-12"
10067	stale yule gruel	3	decent	Last Available: "2018-12"
10068	delicious hot watered rum	3	awesome	Last Available: "2018-12"
10069	bad pulsating yellow bottle of Crimbognac	3	decent	Last Available: "2018-12"
10070	bland Crimboysters Rockefeller	3	decent	Last Available: "2018-12"
10071	denatured blurry jittery Crimbeau de toilette	1		Last Available: "2018-12"
10072	bouncing Crimbo candle	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10073	Carol of the Bulls	0		Skill: "Carol of the Bulls", Last Available: "2018-12"
10074	cyan Carol of the Bulls (used)	0		Skill: "Carol of the Bulls", Last Available: "2018-12"
10075	Carol of the Hells	0		Skill: "Carol of the Hells", Last Available: "2018-12"
10076	wobbly purple Carol of the Hells (used)	0		Skill: "Carol of the Hells", Last Available: "2018-12"
10077	Carol of the Thrills	0		Skill: "Carol of the Thrills", Last Available: "2018-12"
10078	jittery blinking Carol of the Thrills (used)	0		Skill: "Carol of the Thrills", Last Available: "2018-12"
10079	aromatic coward's energetic Crimbolex watch	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Monster Level: -20, Stench Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-12", Nonstackable Watch, Rollover Effect Duration: 100
10080	Crimbo tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10081	ghostly hale wizardly hand-knitted Crimbo socks of bravery	0		Mysticality: +25, Maximum HP: +20, Spooky Resistance: +5
10082	blurry jittery wobbly quilted chalk chlamys of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Damage Absorption: +40, Last Available: "2019-12"
10083	wool Socratic chalk chain	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Cold Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10084	lard-coated baleful chalk chalice	0		Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2019-12"
10085	blurry chalk chinos of the bloodbag of the overflowing toilet	0		Maximum HP: +100, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2019-12"
10086	Temple Grandin's experienced chalk chapeau	0		Experience: +2, Familiar Weight: +7, Last Available: "2019-12"
10087	spinning yellow family-friendly chalk choker of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10088	mixed huge chalk chunks	1		Effect: "Sweet and Green", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2019-12"
10089	dry candy chalk	0		Effect: "Using Protection", Effect Duration: 41
10090	purple foul-smelling marble maebari of bravery	0		Stench Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2019-12", Thorns: 1
10091	shaking dance instructor's Sinatra's marble mantle	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Last Available: "2019-12", Thorns: 1
10092	smelly chaotic marble magnet	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12", Thorns: 1
10093	upside-down family-friendly careful marble mignonette bowl	0		Monster Level: -10, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2019-12", Thorns: 1
10094	resourceful Rosewater's marble medallion	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Maximum MP: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12", Thorns: 1
10095	smelly stiffened marble mariachi hat	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2019-12", Thorns: 1
10096	twisted blurry marble molecules	1		Effect: "Fury of the Bells", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2019-12"
10097	concentrated mirror Mallomarbles	0		Effect: "Hammered", Effect Duration: 43
10098	slick punching bag of the glutton	0		Moxie: +10, Food Drop: +100, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paraffin Prism", Last Available: "2020-12"
10099	horrifying pith helmet of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Spooky Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paraffin Prism", Last Available: "2020-12"
10100	energetic poncho of incineration	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paraffin Prism", Last Available: "2020-12"
10101	extremely unsafe pendant of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paraffin Prism", Last Available: "2020-12"
10102	spinning razor-sharp palazzos of temperance	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paraffin Prism", Last Available: "2020-12"
10103	resourceful pseudoaccordion of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Maximum MP: +50, Song Duration: 5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paraffin Prism", Last Available: "2020-12"
10104	twisted maroon pieces	1		Effect: "Concentrated Concentration", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2020-12"
10105	frozen Para-Pop	0		Effect: "Human-Plant Hybrid", Effect Duration: 55
10106	aromatic beefcake's terra cotta truss	0		Muscle: +25, Stench Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Terra Cotta Army", Last Available: "2020-12"
10107	Annie Oakley's terra cotta trousers of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Terra Cotta Army", Last Available: "2020-12"
10108	Tesla stylish terra cotta tongs	0		Moxie: +25, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Terra Cotta Army", Last Available: "2020-12"
10109	scandalous stanky terra cotta train	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Terra Cotta Army", Last Available: "2020-12"
10110	terra cotta tie tack of the overflowing toilet of temperance	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Terra Cotta Army", Last Available: "2020-12"
10111	bouncing Da Vinci's terra cotta tambourine of Leguizamo	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Monster Level: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Terra Cotta Army", Last Available: "2020-12"
10112	diluted blurry terra cotta tidbits	1		Effect: "Twenty-three Squid, Ew", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2020-12"
10113	diffused improved lime green upside-down terra panna cotta	0		Effect: "Eyes of the Dragon", Effect Duration: 59
10114	pulsating gravedigger's savvy velour voulge	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Spooky Damage: +10, Last Available: "2021-12"
10115	arcane researcher's velour vambraces of bravery	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Spooky Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10116	pulsating sizzling crafty velour veil	0		Maximum MP: +10, Hot Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10117	deadly thinker's velour viscometer	0		Mysticality: +10, Weapon Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10118	steel-toed velour valise of the bloodbag	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Maximum HP: +100, Last Available: "2021-12"
10119	flame-retardant extremely unsafe velour vaqueros	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Hot Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2021-12"
10120	twisted gray ghostly velour veneer	1		Last Available: "2021-12"
10121	adjusted deionized Velougats&trade;	0		Effect: "Cringle's Curative Carol", Effect Duration: 53
10122	family-friendly reassuring glass suspenders	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10123	double-paned glass shield of the glutton	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2021-12"
10124	horrifying glass stetson of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Damage: +25, Last Available: "2021-12"
10125	vibrating brawny glass spectacles	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10126	wobbly glass shiv of dire peril of temperance	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2021-12"
10127	Sherlock's groovy glass serape	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2021-12"
10128	compressed glass shards	1		Effect: "Salamander In Your Stomach", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2021-12"
10129	warmed ionized maroon hard candy	0		Effect: "Hare-o-dynamic", Effect Duration: 48
10130	curative loofah lumberjack's hat of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Loofah Head-Scratch", Last Available: "2022-12"
10131	upside-down Sinatra's loofah lei of mayonnaise	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Loofah Lei Lasso", Last Available: "2022-12"
10132	squat loofah lederhosen of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Item Drop: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Loofah Hosenzittern", Last Available: "2022-12"
10133	vibrating boxer's loofah ladle	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Loofah Stew", Last Available: "2022-12"
10134	twirling auspicious Lo Pan's loofah legwarmers	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Item Drop: +10, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Loofah Leglifts", Last Available: "2022-12"
10135	wobbly Jim Carey's mansplainer's loofah lavalier	0		Monster Level: 40, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Loofah Lava", Last Available: "2022-12"
10136	pickled loofah lumps	1		Last Available: "2022-12"
10137	quadruple-pressed chocolate-covered loofah	0		Effect: "Employee of the Month", Effect Duration: 15
10138	frightening flagstone flag of mayonnaise	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Flagellate", Last Available: "2022-12"
10139	teal stylish flagstone flail of Flo-Jo	0		Moxie: +25, Initiative: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Flagflog", Last Available: "2022-12"
10140	yellow lightning-fast razor-sharp flagstone flip-flops	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Initiative: +40, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Flagstone Flap Flip", Last Available: "2022-12"
10141	narrow rock-hard flagstone fez	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Item Drop: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Flagstone Fez Ritual", Last Available: "2022-12"
10142	tumbling flagstone fleece of the scaredy-cat of doom	0		Monster Level: -15, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Flagstone Fleece Flex", Last Available: "2022-12"
10143	inspector's flagstone fringe of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Item Drop: +15, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Flagstone Foxtrot", Last Available: "2022-12"
10144	dehydrated bouncing flagstone flagments	1		Effect: "Knob Goblin Lust Frenzy", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2022-12"
10145	unsweetened diffused pulsating blinking Flag by the Foot&trade;	0		Effect: "Flamb&eacute;-a-thon", Effect Duration: 31
10146	elf sleeper agent	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-12"
10147	huge red-and-green microcamera	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10148	tumbling toasty cobbled-together Meat detector	0		Hot Damage: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-12"
10149	polymerized enhanced tin thermos of chai	0		Effect: "Stuck That Way", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2019-12"
10150	compressed pulsating prototype stimulant	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10151	double-paned tailored vest	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-12"
10152	sew-on bandage	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10153	bouncing really nice net	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10154	huge pulsating elf army poncho of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-12"
10155	adequate elf army field rations	3	good	Last Available: "2019-12"
10156	gingernade	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10157	upside-down personal trainer's discarded bowtie of the boozehound	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Booze Drop: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-12"
10158	smooth martiny	3	awesome	Last Available: "2019-12"
10159	tryptophan dart	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10160	non-polymerized licorice snake	0		Effect: "Creepin' Up on You", Effect Duration: 63
10161	ionized jittery virgin jello shot	0		Effect: "Astral Shell", Effect Duration: 17
10162	electrified frozen upside-down blue mutated candy lump	0		Effect: "The Magical Mojomuscular Melody", Effect Duration: 11
10163	magnetized government-issued candy	0		Effect: "Arresistible", Effect Duration: 47
10164	warmed blurry Pneumo bar	0		Effect: "Turn On, Tune In, Play Ball!", Effect Duration: 36
10165	skewed mint condition Lil' Doctor&trade; bag	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-02"
10166	spinning Van der Graaf Lil' Doctor&trade; bag of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Otoscope", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Reflex Hammer", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Chest X-Ray", Last Available: "2019-02"
10168	blood bag	0		
10169	gigantic normal fuchsia bloodstick	8	good	
10170	tolerable bottle of Sanguiovese	3	good	
10171	super-sized spoiled actual blood sausage	5	crappy	
10172	mediocre mulled blood	3	decent	
10173	huge tasty blood snowcone	8	awesome	
10174	acceptable Red Russian	3	good	
10175	snack-sized decent blood roll-up	2	good	
10176	mediocre spirit-forward wobbly bottle of blood	5	decent	
10177	tasty blood-soaked sponge cake	3	awesome	
10178	fortified tolerable vampagne	5	good	
10179	small yummy pulsating plain snowcone	2	awesome	
10180	Booke of Vampyric Knowledge	0		
10181	wobbly money bag	0		
10182	money bag	0		
10183	money bag	0		
10184	lime green bouncing bouncing Thwaitgold mosquito statuette	0		
10185	pulsating bucket of Vampyre blood	0		
10186	blood knife	0		Lasts Until Rollover
10187	PirateRealm membership packet	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-04"
10188	squat PirateRealm guest pass	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10189	huge Usain Bolt's shellacked boxer's PirateRealm eyepatch	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Damage Reduction: 7, Initiative: +80, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10190	upside-down spinning bloody harpoon	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10191	compass	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10192	skull key	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10193	curious anemometer	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10194	Red Roger's flag	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10195	Glass Jack's spyglass	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10196	teal recursed compass	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10197	tomb-opener	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10198	Red Roger's map	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10199	bland crabsicle	3	decent	Last Available: "2019-04"
10200	olive melty plastic grenade	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10201	lousy shaking bottle of dark rhum	3	decent	Last Available: "2019-04"
10202	perfectly mixed boozy spinning bottle of extra-dark rhum	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2019-04"
10203	lousy tumbling bottle of super-extra-dark rhum	3	decent	Last Available: "2019-04"
10204	super-altered nitrogenated pirate shaving cream	0		Effect: "Also Schmeckt Zarathustra", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2019-04"
10205	narrow thinker's strapping conquistador's breastplate	0		Muscle: +5, Mysticality: +10, Last Available: "2019-04"
10206	foul-smelling dangerous pirate pantaloons	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Stench Damage: +10, Last Available: "2019-04"
10207	[glitch season reward name]	0		
10208	signal fragment	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10209	wobbly windicle	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10210	smelly pirate radio ring of the detective	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Item Drop: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-04"
10211	Island Drinkin', a Tiki Mixology Odyssey	0		Skill: "Tiki Mixology", Last Available: "2019-04"
10212	decent pineapple slab	3	good	Last Available: "2019-04"
10213	bland hibiscus petal	3	decent	Last Available: "2019-04"
10214	vacuum-sealed huge mint leaf	0		Effect: "The Grass...  Is Blue...", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2019-04"
10215	blue cocoa of youth	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10216	dehydrated ice molecule	1		Effect: "Nutrient-Rich", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2019-04"
10217	Red Roger's reliquary	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10218	blinking Red Roger's right hand	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10219	Red Roger's left hand	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10220	Red Roger's right foot	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-04"
10221	Red Roger's left foot	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-04"
10222	shaking Red Roger's skull	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10223	altered green squat pewter shavings	1		Last Available: "2019-04"
10224	Red Roger tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10225	PirateRealm fun-a-log	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10226	pulsating boxer's plush sea serpent	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Monster Level: -100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-04"
10227	spoiled tiny pirate fork	1	???	Last Available: "2019-04"
10228	mirror Scurvy and Sobriety Prevention	0		Skill: "Prevent Scurvy and Sobriety", Last Available: "2019-04"
10229	gray ring	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-04"
10230	bouncing flame-retardant personal trainer's piratical blunderbuss	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Hot Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2019-04"
10231	banded savvy PirateRealm party hat of Flo-Jo	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Damage Absorption: +100, Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2019-04"
10232	hand-crafted practically non-alcoholic Island Landslide	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	Last Available: "2019-04"
10233	tolerable high-proof Island Thunderstorm	7	good	Last Available: "2019-04"
10234	delicious practically non-alcoholic Island Hurricane	1	awesome	Last Available: "2019-04"
10235	triple-distilled delicious Skull Punch	9	awesome	Last Available: "2019-04"
10236	aged gray squat Electric Punch	4	awesome	Last Available: "2019-04"
10237	drinkable Smuggler's Punch	3	good	Last Available: "2019-04"
10238	artisanal weak Scorpion Bowl	2	super ultra mega EPIC	Last Available: "2019-04"
10239	weak artisanal Turtle Bowl	2	super ultra mega EPIC	Last Available: "2019-04"
10240	drinkable watered-down Cobra Bowl	2	good	Last Available: "2019-04"
10241	vampyric cloake pattern	0		Free Pull
10242	red upside-down therapeutic stiffened Sinatra's brawny strapping vampyric cloake	0		Muscle: +5, Muscle Percent: +20, Experience (Moxie): +5, Damage Reduction: 1, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Become a Wolf", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Become a Cloud of Mist", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Become a Bat", Last Available: "2019-03"
10243	plastic pirate hat	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10244	oxidized spinning one piece of bubble gum	0		Effect: "Piratastic", Effect Duration: 63
10245	arcanoferric housing	0		
10246	intact medium-wave antenna	0		
10247	ghostly 18-picohertz resonator crystal	0		
10248	blown-out speaker cone	0		
10249	overloaded short-pulse transistor	0		
10250	Fourth of May Cosplay Saber kit	0		Free Pull
10251	twirling frightening sharpshooter's padded Fourth of May Cosplay Saber	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Spooky Damage: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Use the Force", Last Available: "2019-05"
10252	ring	0		Single Equip
10253	Thwaitgold nymph statuette	0		
10254	jittery squat Sherlock's horrifying foul-smelling curative shellacked dance instructor's Fonzie's beefy strapping hewn moon-rune spoon of incineration of courage	0		Muscle: 15, Experience (Moxie): +1, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Damage Reduction: 7, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Stench Damage: +10, Spooky Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +3, Item Drop: +25, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Alters Page Text, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Dragoon Platoon", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spittoon Monsoon", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Festoon Buffoon", Last Available: "2019-06", Rollover Effect Duration: 50
10255	lime green cartoon harpoon	0		Last Available: "2019-06"
10256	gray huge upside-down rune-strewn spoon cocoon	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-06"
10257	Beach Comb Box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-07"
10258	jittery blurry family-friendly smelly Temple Grandin's Beach Comb	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Beach Combo", Last Available: "2019-07"
10259	green grain of sand	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10260	twirling small pile of sand	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10261	pile of sand	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10262	pile of sand	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10263	empty hourglass	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10264	hourglass	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10265	upside-down etched hourglass	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10266	double-dry enhanced pulsating magenta seashell	0		Effect: "Berry Berry Cold", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2019-07"
10267	pressed extra-modified cyan seashell	0		Effect: "All Glory To the Toad", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2019-07"
10268	modified chilled tumbling gray seashell	0		Effect: "Pyramid Power", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2019-07"
10269	polymerized colloidal seashell	0		Effect: "Human-Penguin Hybrid", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2019-07"
10270	super-ionized seashell	0		Effect: "Cockroach Scurry", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2019-07"
10271	skewed bunch of sea grapes	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10272	practically non-alcoholic drinkable bottle of sea wine	1	good	Last Available: "2019-07"
10273	denatured mirror kelp	1		Last Available: "2019-07"
10274	scorching Annie Oakley's hardy ruddy wholesome stiffened driftwood hat of the pedagogue of chilblains of incineration	0		Experience: +3, Damage Reduction: 1, Maximum HP Percent: 50, Maximum HP: +50, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Cold Damage: +25, Hot Damage: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-07"
10275	clever curative shellacked stiffened stylish cool driftwood pants of the pedagogue of courage	0		Moxie: 30, Experience: +3, Damage Reduction: 8, Maximum MP: +20, Spooky Resistance: +3, Item Drop: +5, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-07"
10276	gray miser's inspector's scandalous Annie Oakley's veiny sinister cool brainy driftwood bracelet of vim and vigor	0		Mysticality: +5, Moxie: +5, Spell Damage: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Maximum HP: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Sleaze Damage: +5, Item Drop: +15, Meat Drop: +10, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-07"
10277	purple double-paned rosy-cheeked waders of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Cold Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2019-07"
10278	double-paned toasty electrified spearfish fishing spear	0		Hot Damage: +5, Cold Resistance: +5, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2019-07"
10279	executive nasty strapping rabbitfish fin	0		Muscle: +5, Stench Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-07"
10280	blue shaking piece of coral	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10281	piece of driftwood	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10282	sharpshooter's deadly Rosewater's pirate cutlass	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Weapon Damage: +5, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-07"
10283	zippy mansplainer's weightlifter's tricorn hat	0		Muscle: +15, Monster Level: +15, Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2019-07"
10284	executive extremely unsafe swash buckle	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Item Drop: +5, Meat Drop: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-07"
10285	meteorite fragment	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10286	skewed reassuring double-paned meteorite earring of temperance	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Spooky Resistance: +1, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-07"
10287	double-paned nippy dance instructor's meteorite necklace	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Cold Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-07"
10288	executive steel-toed forbidden meteorite ring	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Damage Reduction: 9, Meat Drop: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-07"
10289	galvanized oxidized dry narrow Finnish Fish	0		Effect: "Block-Rockin' Beet", Effect Duration: 23
10290	corrupted chocolate doubloon	0		Effect: "Amorous Avarice", Effect Duration: 19
10291	perfumed dangerous brawny driftwood beach comb	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Weapon Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-07"
10292	upside-down Distant Woods Getaway Brochure	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-08"
10293	stick of firewood	0		Last Available: "2019-08"
10294	blurry sharpshooter's quilted whittled tiara of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Damage Absorption: +40, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Last Available: "2019-08"
10295	fireproof cool whittled shorts of the detective	0		Moxie: +5, Hot Resistance: +3, Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2019-08"
10296	mansplainer's Socratic whittled flail of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Monster Level: +15, Last Available: "2019-08"
10297	wool grievous whittled wand of extreme caution	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Monster Level: -25, Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2019-08"
10298	energetic stiffened personal trainer's whittled flute	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Damage Reduction: 1, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2019-08"
10299	whittled bear figurine of the dark arts of the blizzard of mayonnaise	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-08"
10300	knitted Fonzie's whittled owl figurine of incineration	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Cold Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-08"
10301	twirling teal resourceful fortified whittled fox figurine of the sweet-tooth	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Maximum MP: +50, Candy Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-08"
10302	auspicious horrifying Oprah's groovy whittled walking stick	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Spooky Damage: +25, Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2019-08"
10303	massive spoiled campfire hot dog	7	crappy	Last Available: "2019-08"
10304	yummy yellow campfire baked potato	4	awesome	Last Available: "2019-08"
10305	moldy diet campfire s'more	1	crappy	Last Available: "2019-08"
10306	moldy campfire beans	3	crappy	Last Available: "2019-08"
10307	super-sized bland campfire stew	5	decent	Last Available: "2019-08"
10308	twirling fuchsia campfire coffee	1	awesome	Last Available: "2019-08"
10309	liquefied quadruple-vacuum-sealed leftover chocolate bar	0		Effect: "Nigh-Invincible", Effect Duration: 44
10310	rare Meat isotope	0		
10311	spinning burnt stick	0		Last Available: "2019-08"
10312	bundle of firewood	0		Last Available: "2019-08"
10313	bouncing campfire smoke	0		
10314	Murgatroyd diode	0		
10315	red signal receiver	0		
10316	blinking space shield	0		
10317	signal jammer	0		Single Equip
10318	tumbling low-pressure oxygen tank	0		Single Equip
10319	huge Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette	0		
10320	adequate low-calorie space chowder	1	good	
10321	lousy space wine	3	decent	
10322	The Imploded World	0		Skill: "Implode Universe"
10323	teal mirror packaged Pocket Professor	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-09"
10324	Pocket Professor memory chip	0		
10325	Law of Averages	0		
10332	Unopened Eight Days a Week Pill Keeper	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-10"
10333	miser's nasty Eight Days a Week Pill Keeper of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Damage: +5, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Meat Drop: +10, Avoid Attack: 1, Last Available: "2019-10"
10334	fuchsia unopened diabolic pizza cube box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-11"
10335	blinking diabolic pizza cube	0		Last Available: "2019-11"
10336	diabolic pizza	3	???	Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-11"
10337	yummy bu&ntilde;uelos Jaliscos	3	awesome	Last Available: "2019-12"
10338	normal flan del mar	4	good	Last Available: "2019-12"
10339	small moldy special Baja sopapilla	2	crappy	Effect: "Scavengers Scavenging", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2019-12"
10340	plastic Mer-kin baker of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2019-12"
10341	skewed Temple Grandin's plastic sea elf	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Last Available: "2019-12"
10342	tumbling plastic yuleviathan of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Last Available: "2019-12"
10343	pulsating twirling auspicious plastic dolphin &quot;orphan&quot;	0		Item Drop: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10344	yellow plastic Dolph Bossin of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2019-12"
10345	red-spotted snapper roe	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-12"
10346	rotten bite-sized mana-coated yams	1	crappy	Last Available: "2019-11"
10347	tiny moldy blinking mana-basted tofurkey leg	1	crappy	Last Available: "2019-11"
10348	bland big mana-fortified cranberry sauce	5	decent	Last Available: "2019-11"
10349	huge stale mana-stuffed herbal stuffing	8	decent	Last Available: "2019-11"
10350	squat human musk	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10351	modified magnetized squat patch of extra-warm fur	0		Effect: "Make Meat FA$T!", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2019-12"
10352	modified industrial lubricant	1		Effect: "Inner Dog", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2019-12"
10353	moist non-galvanized non-altered unfinished pleasure	0		Effect: "Square to be Hip", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2019-12"
10354	dehydrated mirror wobbly vial of humanoid growth hormone	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10355	dried wobbly a bug's lymph	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10356	super-tarnished deionized olive organic potpourri	0		Effect: "Horrid, Torrid", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2019-12"
10357	practically non-alcoholic tolerable boot flask	1	good	Last Available: "2019-12"
10358	colloidal maroon infernal snowball	0		Effect: "Favored by Lyle", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2019-12"
10359	madness	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10360	modified ghostly gray huge fish sauce	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10361	tasty massive guffin	6	awesome	Last Available: "2019-12"
10362	modified twirling teal Shantix&trade;	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10363	goodberry	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10364	powdered maroon non-Euclidean angle	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10365	corrupted electrified cyan peppermint syrup	0		Effect: "Leisurely Amblin'", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2019-12"
10366	liquefied green Mer-kin eyedrops	0		Effect: "Employee of the Month", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2019-12"
10367	ionized quadruple-anodized green extra-strength goo	0		Effect: "Stop the Presses!", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2019-12"
10368	envelope full of Meat	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10369	powdered teal livid energy	1		Effect: "Permafrosty", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2019-12"
10370	micronova	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10371	denatured beggin' cologne	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10372	lime green lion tamer's oxygenated eggnog helmet of the glutton	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Food Drop: +100, Adventure Underwater, Last Available: "2019-12"
10373	upside-down hand-knitted diving booties	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10374	peppermint harpoon gun	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10375	ionized bouncing concentrated fish broth	0		Effect: "Winning Smile", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2019-12"
10376	pickled blinking narrow liquid SONAR	0		Effect: "Nano-juiced", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2019-12"
10377	lime green map to Dolph Bossin's hideout	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-12"
10378	Dolph Bossin's charity note	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-12"
10379	crafty hardy veiny Dolph Bossin's Crimbo hat	0		Maximum HP: 60, Maximum MP: +10, Last Available: "2019-12"
10380	lime green The Spirit of Giving	0		Skill: "The Spirit of Taking", Last Available: "2019-12"
10381	The Spirit of Giving (used)	0		Skill: "The Spirit of Taking", Last Available: "2019-12"
10382	blinking Crimbo Factory surprise box	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10383	soggy gingerbread chunk	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10384	polarized non-enhanced jittery salty gumdrop	0		Effect: "Frozen Hands", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2019-12"
10385	savvy brainy ribbon candy ascot	0		Mysticality: +5, Mysticality Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10386	moist Crimbo spices	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10387	twirling intact anemone spike	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10388	red vibrating anemoney clip	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10389	runny icing	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10390	diluted super-sweet fish goo (spoiled)	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10391	pulsating Usain Bolt's studded baleful icing poncho	0		Spell Damage: +25, Damage Absorption: +80, Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2019-12"
10392	Mer-kin cookiestove	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10393	chilled polarized wobbly glob of salty molasses	0		Effect: "Wintry Breath", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2019-12"
10394	huge frightening Mer-kin rollpin of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2019-12"
10395	olive personalizable gingerbread cookie	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10396	tinsel fin	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10397	stale bowl of mernudo	4	decent	Last Available: "2019-12"
10398	perfectly mixed fishelada	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2019-12"
10399	toothsome ojo de pez burrito	3	awesome	Last Available: "2019-12"
10400	huge waterlogged wood	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10401	spinning waterlogged cloth	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10402	spinning ghostly waterlogged stuffing	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10403	mirror waterlogged	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10404	waterlogged	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10405	ghostly wool extremely unsafe nutcracker hat	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2019-12"
10406	upside-down spinning healthy nutcracker waistcoat of the boozehound	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2019-12"
10407	skewed fireproof nutcracker pants of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2019-12"
10408	twirling nutcracker boots of the ox of Leguizamo	0		Muscle: +20, Monster Level: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10409	extremely unsafe brainy nutcracker sword	0		Mysticality: +5, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10410	fuchsia forbidden nutcracker drumstick of the sewer	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Stench Damage: +25, Last Available: "2019-12"
10411	twirling Da Vinci's nutcracker beard of chilblains	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Cold Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10412	censurious nutcracker cape of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2019-12"
10413	lion tamer's supercool nutcracker epaulets	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Experience (familiar): +2, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10414	blue pulsating nutcracker figurine	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10415	low-calorie normal salt plum	1	good	Last Available: "2019-12"
10416	blurry peppermint eel sauce	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10417	decent super-sized and bean	5	good	Last Available: "2019-12"
10418	skewed double-paned Jim Carey's Tesla kelp-holly gun	0		Monster Level: +25, Cold Resistance: +5, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2019-12"
10419	censurious experienced Yuleviathan necklace	0		Experience: +2, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10420	perfumed peppermint spine of the boozehound	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2019-12"
10421	sinister strapping soggy elf shoes	0		Muscle: +5, Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10422	rosewater-soaked Crimbylow-rise jeans of the cheetah	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2019-12"
10423	avaricious kelp-holly drape of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2019-12"
10424	miser's asbestos-lined friendly Newton's Staff of the Peppermint Twist	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Familiar Weight: +3, Hot Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2019-12"
10425	delicious tempura and bean	4	awesome	Last Available: "2019-12"
10426	hand-crafted extra-dry salt plum sake	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2019-12"
10427	non-ionized ionized pressurized potion of possessiveness	0		Effect: "Eyes All Black", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2019-12"
10428	vacuum-sealed dry olive almond	0		Effect: "Izchak's Blessing", Effect Duration: 43
10429	double-enhanced handful of mixed nuts	0		Effect: "Very Clean Guns", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2019-12"
10430	nutcracking pliers	0		
10431	upside-down skewed Retrospecs try-at-home kit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-01"
10432	nippy vibrating banded Retrospecs	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Cold Damage: +10, Single Equip, Free Pull, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Detect Weakness", Last Available: "2020-01"
10433	unopened Bird-a-Day calendar	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-01"
10434	narrow Bird-a-Day calendar	0		Last Available: "2020-01"
10437	mint-in-box Powerful Glove	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-02"
10438	vibrating baleful savvy Powerful Glove of the pedagogue of the dark arts	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Experience: +3, Spell Damage: +25, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Replace Enemy", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Shrink Enemy", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Invisible Avatar", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Triple Size", Last Available: "2020-02"
10439	green enhanced signal receiver	0		
10440	status cymbal	0		Last Available: "2020-02"
10441	family-friendly rock-hard personal trainer's Drip harness	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Damage Reduction: 5, Sleaze Resistance: +1
10442	tumbling flame-wreathed drippy truncheon	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
10443	Driplet	0		
10444	bouncing blue drippy snail shell	0		
10445	adequate drippy nugget	4	drippy	
10446	aged glass of drippy wine	4	drippy	
10447	delicious drippy caviar	3	drippy	
10448	normal drippy plum(?)	4	drippy	
10449	blurry quilted drippy stake	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Single Equip
10450	The Eye of the Thing in the Basement	0		
10451	drippy khakis	0		Drippy Resistance: +5
10452	narrow drippy shield	0		Drippy Resistance: +10
10453	The Fingernail of the Thing in the Basement	0		
10454	coin	0		
10455	mushroom	0		
10456	deluxe mushroom	0		
10457	super deluxe mushroom	0		
10458	denatured wobbly fizzy soda	0		Effect: "Oth-Jeal-O", Effect Duration: 26
10459	dry dry jittery healthy juice	0		Effect: "Yeah, It's Just Gasoline", Effect Duration: 54
10460	hammer	0		Plumber Power: 1, Plumber Stat: "Muscle"
10461	hammer	0		Plumber Power: 2, Plumber Stat: "Muscle"
10462	fire flower	0		Plumber Power: 1, Plumber Stat: "Mysticality"
10463	twirling bonfire flower	0		Plumber Power: 2, Plumber Stat: "Mysticality"
10464	pulsating twirling work boots	0		Single Equip, Plumber Power: 1, Plumber Stat: "Moxie"
10465	boots	0		Single Equip, Plumber Power: 2, Plumber Stat: "Moxie"
10466	therapeutic cape	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
10467	flame-wreathed chilly back shell	0		Cold Damage: +5, Hot Spell Damage: +10
10468	twirling spiky back shell	0		Thorns: 1
10469	power pants	0		Maximum PP: +1
10470	Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette	0		
10471	Plumber's Union Handbook	0		
10472	skewed sage bony back shell	0		Mysticality Percent: +10
10473	frosty button	0		Single Equip
10474	vacuum-sealed upside-down blooper ink	0		Effect: "Alchemical, Brother", Effect Duration: 40
10475	coin	0		
10476	olive narrow rubber doll head	0		
10477	rubber doll body	0		
10478	plastic doll arms	0		
10479	green wobbly plastic doll legs	0		
10480	yellow rubber baby doll	0		Damage Aura: 1
10481	Better Shrooms and Gardens catalog	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-03"
10482	packet of mushroom spores	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10483	fuchsia free-range mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10484	plump free-range mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10485	bulky free-range mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10486	huge free-range mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10487	immense free-range mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10488	huge colossal free-range mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10489	tiny delicious gray mushroom filet	1	awesome	Last Available: "2020-03"
10490	maroon mushroom slab	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10491	boiled tumbling mushroom tea	1		Effect: "Improved Candy Vision", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2020-03"
10492	triple-distilled delicious tumbling mushroom whiskey	9	awesome	Last Available: "2020-03"
10493	Jim Carey's Newton's mushroom cap of the cheetah	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Monster Level: +25, Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2020-03"
10494	spinning steel-toed padded sinister mushroom shield of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Spell Damage: +10, Damage Absorption: +20, Damage Reduction: 9, Last Available: "2020-03"
10495	spinning smelly nippy fortified Herculean mushroom pants	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Damage Absorption: +60, Cold Damage: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2020-03"
10496	gray censurious Jack Frost's wizardly mushroom badge of the boozehound	0		Mysticality: +25, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Booze Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-03"
10497	green house-sized mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10498	pristine piranha seed	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10499	plastic piranha pot	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10500	extra-chilled extra-boiled piranha pollen	0		Effect: "Earthen Fist", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2020-03"
10501	plumber's boots	0		Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Plumber Jump"
10502	fuchsia sinistral homunculus	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-04"
10503	occult kettle bell	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Last Available: "2020-04"
10504	huge boxer's glued-together crystal ball	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Last Available: "2020-04"
10505	savvy martini dregs	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Last Available: "2020-04"
10506	blurry skewed flickering flashlight of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2020-04"
10507	clever crumbling rabbit's foot	0		Maximum MP: +20, Last Available: "2020-04"
10508	jittery inspector's outmoded fidget toy	0		Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2020-04"
10509	shaking flimsy ski pole of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2020-04"
10510	blue narrow discarded finger painting of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Last Available: "2020-04"
10511	pizza box of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Last Available: "2020-04"
10512	nasty deadly chipped coffee mug	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Stench Damage: +5, Last Available: "2020-04"
10513	Left-Hand Man action figure of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Last Available: "2020-04"
10514	drippy seed	0		
10515	wobbly tumbling drippy grub	0		
10516	bouncing blurry drippy bezoar	0		
10517	blurry Drip Institute petri dish	0		
10518	mirror drippy ichor	0		
10519	gray upside-down drippy enzyme	0		
10520	drippy salt	0		
10521	drippy pigment	0		
10522	drippy bromide	0		
10523	drippy flux	0		
10524	upside-down drippy stein	0		
10525	watered-down lousy drippy pilsner	2	drippy	
10526	ghostly drippy staff	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Drip Blast"
10528	blurry drippy orb	0		
10529	lustrous drippy orb	0		
10530	studded gory drippy orb	0		Damage Absorption: +80
10531	annealed drippy orb	0		Drippy Resistance: +5
10532	Guzzlr application	0		Free Pull
10533	Lo Pan's wholesome Guzzlr tablet	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Last Available: "2020-05"
10534	shaking Guzzlr cocktail set	0		Last Available: "2020-05"
10535	skewed red Guzzlrbuck	0		Last Available: "2020-05"
10536	ghostly Guzzlr hat	0		Last Available: "2020-05"
10537	bouncing Guzzlr shoes	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-05"
10538	blinking shaking Guzzlr pants	0		Last Available: "2020-05"
10539	mirror dance instructor's Guzzlr souvenir stein	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Last Available: "2020-05"
10540	Guzzlr tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2020-05"
10541	aged fortified Ghiaccio Colada	5	awesome	Last Available: "2020-05"
10542	smooth Sourfinger	4	awesome	Last Available: "2020-05"
10543	practically non-alcoholic enchanted mediocre Nog-on-the-Cob	1	decent	Effect: "Preternatural Greed", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2020-05"
10544	mediocre blinking Steamboat	3	decent	Last Available: "2020-05"
10545	aged mirror Buttery Boy	3	awesome	Last Available: "2020-05"
10546	Never Don't Stop Not Striving	0		Skill: "Always Never Not Guzzling", Last Available: "2020-05"
10547	chaotic forbidden clown car key	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Last Available: "2020-08"
10548	rosewater-soaked chaotic thinker's batting cage key	0		Mysticality: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2020-08"
10549	narrow chilly Lo Pan's medical-grade aqu&iacute;	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Cold Damage: +5, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2020-08"
10550	careful energetic fortified knob labinet key	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Monster Level: -10, Last Available: "2020-08"
10551	shaking Sherlock's flame-wreathed Newton's weremoose key	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2020-08"
10552	peg key of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2020-08"
10553	arcane researcher's kekekey	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Last Available: "2020-08"
10554	rabbit's foot key of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2020-08"
10555	rosewater-soaked shellacked knob shaft skate key	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2020-08"
10556	pulsating gray Da Vinci's ice key of chilblains of the businessman	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Cold Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2020-08"
10557	Temple Grandin's anchovy can key	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Last Available: "2020-08"
10558	skewed fortified forbidden cactus key	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Damage Absorption: +60, Last Available: "2020-08"
10559	cyan slick f'c'le sh'c'le k'y of the early riser	0		Moxie: +10, Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2020-08"
10560	red deadly groovy treasure chest key	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Weapon Damage: +5, Last Available: "2020-08"
10561	Jim Carey's boxer's demonic key of the sewer	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Monster Level: +25, Stench Damage: +25, Last Available: "2020-08"
10562	blinking key sausage of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Last Available: "2020-08"
10563	narrow Jim Carey's wholesome knob treasury key	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Monster Level: +25, Last Available: "2020-08"
10564	Lo Pan's razor-sharp stylish scrap key	0		Moxie: +25, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Last Available: "2020-08"
10565	mirror aromatic greasy rose key	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2020-08"
10566	wool music box key	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2020-08"
10567	twirling asbestos-lined actual skeleton key of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2020-08"
10568	bouncing MacGyver's ruddy deep-fried key of the empath	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Maximum MP: +100, Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2020-08"
10569	huge shaking prompt flame-wreathed discarded bike lock key	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2020-08"
10570	lime green Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette	0		
10571	spinning Manual of Lock Picking	0		Skill: "Lock Picking", Last Available: "2020-08"
10572	quantum warmed tumbling marshroom	0		Effect: "Amorous", Effect Duration: 41
10573	blurry bag of Iunion stones	0		Free Pull
10574	wobbly Iunion Crown	0		Last Available: "2020-06"
10575	drippy candy bar	0		
10576	super-alkaline tumbling salty drippy candy bar	0		Effect: "Fungal Flamb&eacute;", Effect Duration: 23
10577	chilled enhanced polymerized writhing drippy candy bar	0		Effect: "Crocodile Tear", Effect Duration: 11
10578	denatured cold-filtered twirling huge gooey drippy candy bar	0		Effect: "Tiki Temerity", Effect Duration: 55
10579	baby camelCalf	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-07"
10580	skewed dromedary drinking helmet	0		
10581	packaged SpinMaster&trade; lathe	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-08"
10582	blurry SpinMaster&trade; lathe	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10583	shaking flimsy hardwood scraps	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10584	upside-down Jack Frost's birch battery of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-08"
10585	Oprah's fortified forbidden ebony epee	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Damage Absorption: +60, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Disarming Thrust", Last Available: "2020-08"
10586	rosewater-soaked wool steel-toed weeping willow wand	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Cold Resistance: +1, Stench Resistance: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Barrage of Tears", Last Available: "2020-08"
10587	blinking nasty nippy beechwood blowgun of the overflowing toilet	0		Cold Damage: +10, Stench Damage: +5, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Poison Dart", Last Available: "2020-08"
10588	supercharged healthy maple magnet of extreme caution	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Monster Level: -25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-08"
10589	cyan Dreadsylvanian hemlock	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10590	fuchsia supercool boxer's hemlock helm of the glutton	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Moxie Percent: +20, Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2020-08"
10591	sweaty balsam	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10592	blurry razor-sharp beefy balsam barrel of the ox	0		Muscle: 30, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Last Available: "2020-08"
10593	redwood	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10594	improved redwood rain stick	0		Effect: "Ooh, Sweet!", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2020-08"
10595	mirror purpleheart logs	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10596	knitted greasy cool purpleheart &quot;pants&quot;	0		Moxie: +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2020-08"
10597	wobbly wormwood stick	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10598	upside-down pulsating gray executive vibrating sinister wormwood wedding ring of the brute of the sewer	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Spell Damage: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Stench Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-08"
10599	Dripwood slab	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10600	maroon drippy diadem	0		Drippy Resistance: +15, Last Available: "2020-08"
10601	Thwaitgold slug statuette	0		
10602	blinking Fonzie's ert grey goo ring	0		Experience (Moxie): +1
10603	fistful of wood shavings	0		
10604	Yeg's Motel ashtray	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10605	Yeg's Motel alarm clock	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10606	flattened ionized bouncing Yeg's Motel toothbrush	0		Effect: "Hopped Up on Goofballs", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2020-09"
10607	triple-altered polarized alkaline maroon narrow Yeg's Motel hand soap	0		Effect: "Video Game Hot Dog", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2020-09"
10608	pulsating Yeg's Motel sewing kit	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10609	rotten pulsating Yeg's Motel pillow mint	3	crappy	Last Available: "2020-09"
10610	Yeg's Motel disposable razor	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10611	double-tarnished anodized Yeg's Motel mouthwash	0		Effect: "Sleazy Weapon", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2020-09"
10612	wicked Yeg's Motel shower cap of the storm	0		Spell Damage: +5, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-09"
10613	flame-retardant Yeg's Motel bathrobe of the early riser	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Adventures: +7, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-09"
10614	rock-hard Yeg's Motel slippers of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Damage Reduction: 5, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-09"
10615	Yeg's Motel stationery	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10616	spinning Yeg's Motel minibar key	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10617	squat sizzling desk bell	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10618	frost-rimed desk bell	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10619	squat uncanny desk bell	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10620	nasty desk bell	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10621	gray greasy desk bell	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10622	chess set	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10623	tumbling onyx king	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10624	onyx queen	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10625	onyx rook	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10626	onyx bishop	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10627	blurry blinking onyx knight	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10628	cyan onyx pawn	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10629	alabaster king	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10630	fuchsia alabaster queen	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10631	alabaster rook	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10632	blue alabaster bishop	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10633	tumbling squat alabaster knight	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10634	alabaster pawn	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10635	bagged Cargo Cultist Shorts	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-09"
10636	lard-coated Van der Graaf dance instructor's Cargo Cultist Shorts of the overflowing toilet	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2020-09"
10637	complicated device	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10638	artisanal flask of moonshine	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2020-09"
10639	smooth sea-worn candlestick of horror of the sweet-tooth	0		Moxie: +15, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2020-09"
10640	Universal Seasoning	0		
10641	Vulcanized lime green null-day exploit	0		Effect: "Woad Warrior", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2025-12"
10642	flame orb	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10643	adequate chocolate chip muffin	4	good	
10644	wobbly Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-10"
10645	Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium (well-read)	0		Last Available: "2020-10"
10646	packaged knock-off retro superhero cape	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-11"
10647	Vampire Slicer trench cape	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Maximum HP: +50, Hot Resistance: +3, Cold Resistance: +3, Spooky Resistance: +3, Stench Resistance: +3, Sleaze Resistance: +3
10648	pulsating box o' ghosts	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-12"
10649	gregarious ghostling	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-12"
10650	grinning ghostling	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-12"
10651	greedy ghostling	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-12"
10652	subscription cocoa dispenser	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10653	irradiated anodized fortifying hot cocoa	0		Effect: "Salamander In Your Stomach", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2020-12"
10654	Vulcanized non-vacuum-sealed boiling hot cocoa	0		Effect: "Fruited", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2020-12"
10655	anodized boiled cool hot cocoa	0		Effect: "Anytwo Five Elevenis?", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2020-12"
10656	quadruple-chilled frozen overly-fancy hot cocoa	0		Effect: "Pumped Up", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2020-12"
10657	galvanized skewed hot cocoa au beurre	0		Effect: "Spooky Flavor", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2020-12"
10658	warmed moist hot cocoa with rainbow marshmallows	0		Effect: "Colorful Gratitude", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2020-12"
10659	clever Book of Old-Timey Carols	0		Maximum MP: +20, Last Available: "2020-12"
10660	blue Lo Pan's Crimbo smile	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Last Available: "2020-12"
10661	Fonzie's SalesCo sample kit	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Last Available: "2020-12"
10662	flattened frozen gray candy harmonica	0		Effect: "Cat-Alyzed", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2020-12"
10663	triple-adjusted irradiated sugar	0		Effect: "Over-Familiar With Dactyls", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2020-12"
10664	warmed multi-level marzipan	0		Effect: "No Vertigo", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2020-12"
10665	plastic Crimbo caroler of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2020-12"
10666	teal spinning Newton's plastic multi-level marketer	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Last Available: "2020-12"
10667	plastic Crimbo cheer of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2020-12"
10668	narrow supercool plastic Mirth	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Last Available: "2020-12"
10669	shaking cool plastic Penny	0		Moxie: +5, Last Available: "2020-12"
10670	overflowing gift basket	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10671	personalized wassail stein	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10672	lime green shaking tabletop candy dispenser	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10673	mirror up-at-dawn neck wreath	0		Adventures: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10674	flame-retardant shining star cap	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2020-12"
10675	pulsating medical-grade nativity shorts	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2020-12"
10676	prompt friendly myrrh pouch	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Adventures: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10677	Jack Frost's chaotic frankincenser	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2020-12"
10678	huge up-at-dawn gilded trumpet of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Adventures: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10679	cyan jittery &quot;reusable&quot; grocery bag of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-12"
10680	foul-smelling wine carrier	0		Stench Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-12"
10681	mirror candy bucket of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-12"
10682	colloidal prescription teeth whitener	0		Effect: "Feet of Watermelon", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2020-12"
10683	liquefied imported lemon lozenge	0		Effect: "Motion", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2020-12"
10684	activated activated hermedisiac cologne	0		Effect: "Transcendental Wind", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2020-12"
10685	government food shipment	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10686	ghostly government booze shipment	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10687	government candy shipment	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10688	yellow Crimbo Cheer tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10689	spinning Crimbo Carol tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10690	upside-down Crimbo Commerce tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10691	food drive button	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10692	ghostly booze drive button	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10693	narrow candy drive button	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10694	yellow food mailing list	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10695	teal booze mailing list	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10696	tumbling squat candy mailing list	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10697	shaking miser's gravedigger's fruit bat	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +10, Class: "Seal Clubber", Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10698	green medical-grade tinsel orb of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Last Available: "2020-12"
10699	mirror flame-retardant wicked snowpack	0		Spell Damage: +5, Hot Resistance: +1, Class: "Pastamancer", Last Available: "2020-12"
10700	spinning aromatic arcane researcher's Satan hat	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Stench Resistance: +1, Class: "Sauceror", Last Available: "2020-12"
10701	Da Vinci's supercool Crimbo stockings	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Experience (Mysticality): +5, Class: "Disco Bandit", Last Available: "2020-12"
10702	bouncing squat poncho de azucar of the blizzard of temperance	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Class: "Accordion Thief", Last Available: "2020-12"
10703	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1	0		Skill: "Long Winter's Nap", Last Available: "2020-12"
10704	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 (used)	0		Skill: "Long Winter's Nap", Last Available: "2020-12"
10705	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2	0		Skill: "Bowl Full of Jelly", Last Available: "2020-12"
10706	spinning The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 (used)	0		Skill: "Bowl Full of Jelly", Last Available: "2020-12"
10707	jittery skewed The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3	0		Skill: "Ashes and Soot", Last Available: "2020-12"
10708	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3 (used)	0		Skill: "Ashes and Soot", Last Available: "2020-12"
10709	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4	0		Skill: "Eye and a Twist", Last Available: "2020-12"
10710	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used)	0		Skill: "Eye and a Twist", Last Available: "2020-12"
10711	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5	0		Skill: "Dimples, How Merry!", Last Available: "2020-12"
10712	yellow The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 (used)	0		Skill: "Dimples, How Merry!", Last Available: "2020-12"
10713	bouncing skewed olive The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6	0		Skill: "Chubby and Plump", Last Available: "2020-12"
10714	red The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 (used)	0		Skill: "Chubby and Plump", Last Available: "2020-12"
10715	snack-sized moldy and pepper (stale)	2	crappy	Last Available: "2020-12"
10716	special lousy pulsating cranberry margarita (brackish)	3	decent	Effect: "Don't Rest Ye, Bold Adventurer", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2020-12"
10717	fuzzy polar bear ears	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Experience (Muscle): +3, Last Available: "2020-12"
10718	nose	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Last Available: "2020-12"
10719	goose mask	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Experience (Moxie): +3, Last Available: "2020-12"
10720	weak drinkable barrel-aged eggnog	2	good	Last Available: "2020-12"
10721	rotten hand-crafted candy cane	4	crappy	Last Available: "2020-12"
10722	miniature rotten drive-thru burger	2	crappy	Last Available: "2020-12"
10723	perfectly mixed Boulevardier cocktail	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2020-12"
10724	liquefied colloidal wobbly Hotwire&trade; brand candy rope	0		Effect: "Singer's Faithful Ocelot", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2020-12"
10725	spoiled small bowl full of jelly	2	crappy	Last Available: "2020-12"
10726	bad Eye and a Twist	3	decent	Last Available: "2020-12"
10727	energized activated Chubby and Plump bar	0		Effect: "Human-Pirate Hybrid", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2020-12"
10728	ghostly digibritches	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
10729	packaged crystal ball	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-01"
10730	crystal ball	0		Initiative: +50, Last Available: "2021-01", Item Drop (sporadic): +25
10731	skewed fresh can of paint	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-12"
10732	fresh coat of paint	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10733	emotion chip	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-02", Skill: "Emotionally Chipped"
10734	mirror spinal-fluid-covered emotion chip	0		Last Available: "2021-02", Skill: "Emotionally Chipped"
10735	robo-battery	0		
10736	Thwaitgold listening bug statuette	0		
10737	power seed	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-03"
10738	potted power plant	0		Last Available: "2021-03"
10739	dry nitrogenated battery (AAA)	0		Effect: "Bootyliciousness", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2021-03"
10740	wet corrupted frozen ghostly blurry battery (AA)	0		Effect: "Fancy Feasted", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2021-03"
10741	polymerized battery (D)	0		Effect: "Prelude of Precision", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2021-03"
10742	colloidal irradiated denatured battery (9-Volt)	0		Effect: "Adorable Lookout", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2021-03"
10743	Vulcanized irradiated battery (lantern)	0		Effect: "Mental A-cue-ity", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2021-03"
10744	ionized battery (car)	0		Effect: "Chlorophyll Flavor", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2021-03"
10745	cryptocloak	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
10746	bouncing marshmallow	0		
10747	hand-crafted marshmallow bomb	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2021-03"
10748	narrow packaged backup camera	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-04"
10749	backup camera	0		Maximum HP / MP: +20, Meat Drop: +50, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Back-Up to your Last Enemy", Last Available: "2021-04"
10750	twirling shortest-order cook	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-05"
10751	plate	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10752	modified short beer	0		Effect: "Cake Caked", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2021-05"
10753	non-dry teal short stack of pancakes	0		Effect: "Salty Dogs", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2021-05"
10754	Vulcanized narrow short stick of butter	0		Effect: "Sappy Blood", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2021-05"
10755	quadruple-nitrogenated corrupted short glass of water	0		Effect: "Dilated Pupils", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2021-05"
10756	corrupted corrupted short	0		Effect: "Souper Vengeful", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2021-05"
10757	Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette	0		
10758	quantum of familiar	0		
10759	bouncing twirling toasty Samson's familiar scrapbook	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Hot Damage: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Show Your Boring Familiar Pictures", Last Available: "2021-06"
10760	teal packaged familiar scrapbook	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-06"
10761	clan underground fireworks shop	0		Last Available: "2021-07"
10762	narrow double-paned smelly boxer's fedora-mounted fountain	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-07"
10763	careful supercharged hale sombrero-mounted sparkler	0		Maximum HP: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Monster Level: -10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-07"
10764	wool baleful porkpie-mounted popper of the brazier	0		Spell Damage: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-07"
10765	rocket	0		Last Available: "2021-07"
10766	cyan rocket	0		Last Available: "2021-07"
10767	rocket	0		Last Available: "2021-07"
10768	decent fire crackers	3	good	Last Available: "2021-07"
10769	Arr, M80	0		Last Available: "2021-07"
10770	purple brawny Catherine Wheel of courage	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Spooky Resistance: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-07"
10771	rocket boots of the cougar of the detective	0		Moxie: +20, Item Drop: +20, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-07"
10772	squat wizardly sparkler of terror	0		Mysticality: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-07"
10773	Our Daily Candles&trade; order form	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-08"
10774	energized double-deionized Scent of a Human&trade; candle	0		Effect: "Alacri Tea", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2021-08"
10775	concentrated aerosolized liquefied The Beast Within&trade; candle	0		Effect: "Action", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2021-08"
10776	quadruple-altered enhanced wet Salsa Caliente&trade; candle	0		Effect: "Extra Terrestrial", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2021-08"
10777	polymerized diffused red pulsating Smoldering Clover&trade; candle	0		Effect: "Rampage!", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2021-08"
10778	moist upside-down mirror Napalm In The Morning&trade; candle	0		Effect: "Memories of Puppy Love", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2021-08"
10779	wicked extra-large utility candle of the boozehound	0		Spell Damage: +5, Booze Drop: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-08"
10780	nasty sizzling runed taper candle	0		Hot Damage: +10, Stench Damage: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-08"
10781	zippy hardened novelty sparkling candle of the businessman	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Meat Drop: +50, Initiative: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-08"
10782	avaricious Samson's Abracandalabra	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Meat Drop: +30, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-08"
10783	padded thinker's extra-wide head candle	0		Mysticality: +10, Damage Absorption: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-08"
10784	enhanced ionized pickled natural magick candle	0		Effect: "Dance Interpreter", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2021-08"
10785	chilled rainbow glitter candle	0		Effect: "Celestial Sheen", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2021-08"
10786	ionized mirror wobbly banana candle	0		Effect: "Thunderheart", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2021-08"
10787	adjusted unsweetened oxidized upside-down ear candle	0		Effect: "Pie in the Sky", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2021-08"
10788	polarized liquefied votive of confidence	0		Effect: "Busy Bein' Delicious", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2021-08"
10789	tumbling smelly water candle	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Water: 3, Lasts Until Rollover
10790	auspicious B. L. A. R. T.	0		Item Drop: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "B. L. A. R. T. Spray (narrow)", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "B. L. A. R. T. Spray (medium)", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "B. L. A. R. T. Spray (wide)"
10791	tumbling tumbling tumbling Thwaitgold fire beetle statuette	0		
10792	wobbly empty nacho cheese can	0		Water: 1
10793	literal bucket hat	0		Water: 5
10794	mirror rainproof barrel caulk	0		
10795	pump grease	0		
10796	packaged industrial fire extinguisher	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-09"
10797	ghostly prompt avaricious reassuring chilly industrial fire extinguisher of vim and vigor of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Maximum HP: +100, Cold Damage: +5, Spooky Resistance: +1, Meat Drop: +30, Adventures: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Foam 'em Up", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Polar Vortex", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Foam Yourself", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Blast the Area", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Zone Specific", Last Available: "2021-09"
10798	The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells	0		Skill: "Dead Nostrils", Last Available: "2021-08"
10799	The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells (read)	0		Skill: "Dead Nostrils", Last Available: "2021-08"
10800	1950 Vampire Vintner wine	1	awesome	Last Available: "2021-10"
10801	green bottled Vampire Vintner	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-10"
10802	French-Transylvanian Dictionary	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10803	packaged Daylight Shavings Helmet	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-11"
10804	auspicious cool Daylight Shavings Helmet of the businessman	0		Moxie: +5, Item Drop: +10, Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2021-11"
10805	eggwater	1	awesome	Last Available: "2021-12"
10806	toothsome blinking bread man	4	awesome	Last Available: "2021-12"
10807	spoiled miniature blurry plain candy cane	2	crappy	Last Available: "2021-12"
10808	decent big spinning flour cookie	5	good	Last Available: "2021-12"
10809	sage plastic food lab	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10810	rosy-cheeked plastic nog lab	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10811	olive fireproof plastic chem lab	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10812	wizardly plastic primary lab	0		Mysticality: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10813	wobbly Oprah's plastic Cheer Core	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10814	squat packaged medicine cabinet	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-12"
10815	bouncing medicine cabinet	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10816	family-friendly Jack Frost's padded ice crown	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-12"
10817	wobbly olive up-at-dawn Lo Pan's sharpshooter's jeans	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Adventures: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-12"
10818	huge Tesla dangerous ice wrap of the empath	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Familiar Weight: +5, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-12"
10819	adequate tofu pop	3	good	Last Available: "2021-12"
10820	bland bowl of prescription candy	4	decent	Last Available: "2021-12"
10821	spoiled spinning fishcake	3	crappy	Last Available: "2021-12"
10822	bland diet mirror tumbling bone broth	1	decent	Last Available: "2021-12"
10823	normal star pop	3	good	Last Available: "2021-12"
10824	artisanal Doc's Fortifying Wine	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2021-12"
10825	hand-crafted practically non-alcoholic jittery Doc's Smartifying Wine	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2021-12"
10826	aged fortified Doc's Limbering Wine	5	awesome	Last Available: "2021-12"
10827	lousy yellow Doc's Medical-Grade Wine	3	decent	Last Available: "2021-12"
10828	dried Homebodyl&trade;	1		Effect: "Liquidy Smoky", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2021-12"
10829	powdered skewed Extrovermectin&trade;	1		Last Available: "2021-12"
10830	vaporized blurry ghostly Breathitin&trade;	1		Last Available: "2021-12"
10831	distilled skewed Fleshazole&trade;	1		Last Available: "2021-12"
10832	boiled warmed anti-burn cream	0		Effect: "Incensed", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2021-12"
10833	vacuum-sealed anodized maroon pulsating anti-freeze cream	0		Effect: "Gleaming White Teeth", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2021-12"
10834	activated anti-goosebump cream	0		Effect: "Power Ballad of the Arrowsmith", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2021-12"
10835	triple-quantum magnetized tumbling anti-odor cream	0		Effect: "Mental A-cue-ity", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2021-12"
10836	electrified upside-down anti-creep cream	0		Effect: "Disdain of the War Snapper", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2021-12"
10837	warmed vacuum-sealed ghostly anti-pain cream	0		Effect: "Superioreo", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2021-12"
10838	artisanal watered-down special pulsating Doc's Special Reserve Wine	2	EPIC	Effect: "Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2021-12"
10839	spoiled pulsating tumbling bread pie	3	crappy	Last Available: "2021-12"
10840	artisanal irresponsibly strong clear Russian	6	EPIC	Last Available: "2021-12"
10841	zero-trust tanktop	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
10842	spinning Crimbo ball	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10843	upside-down Crimbo ball	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10844	gooified animal matter	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10845	gooified vegetable matter	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10846	shaking gooified mineral matter	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10847	apple brown pudding pie	3	EPIC	Effect: "Hoity Toity", Effect Duration: 13
10848	extra-sweet chocolate and pear nog	3	good	Effect: "Hoity Toity", Effect Duration: 33
10849	coagulated plum pudding isomers	2		Effect: "Festively Experimented-Upon", Effect Duration: 50
10850	goo magnet	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10851	blinking toasty cozy scarf	0		Hot Damage: +5, Last Available: "2021-12"
10852	flavorless huge Crimbo cookie	4	decent	Last Available: "2023-06"
10853	altered fleshy putty	0		Effect: "Hustlin'", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2021-12"
10854	skewed third ear of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10855	ghostly festive egg sac	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10856	pulsating poisonsettia	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10857	blurry dance instructor's peppermint-scented socks	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Last Available: "2021-12"
10858	upside-down the Crymbich Manuscript	0		Skill: "Ancient Crymbo Lore", Last Available: "2021-12"
10859	projectile chemistry set	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10860	depleted Crimbonium football helmet of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2021-12"
10861	synthetic rock	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10862	rotten &quot;caramel&quot;	3	crappy	Last Available: "2021-12"
10863	red jittery pulsating self-repairing earmuffs of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Last Available: "2021-12"
10864	carnivorous potted plant of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2021-12"
10865	universal biscuit	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10866	groovy yule hatchet	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Last Available: "2021-12"
10867	skewed potato alarm clock	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10868	super-sized stale lab-grown meat	5	decent	Last Available: "2021-12"
10869	fleece of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Last Available: "2021-12"
10870	jittery boxed gumball machine	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10871	cloning kit	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10872	beefcake's pants	0		Muscle: +25, Last Available: "2021-12"
10873	lard-coated studded razor-sharp can of mixed everything	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Damage Absorption: +80, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2021-12"
10874	Site Alpha ID badge	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10875	squat blurry the Crymbich Manuscript (used)	0		Skill: "Ancient Crymbo Lore", Last Available: "2021-12"
10876	yummy upside-down meatball	3	awesome	Last Available: "2021-12"
10877	wobbly cloned monster	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10878	tumbling squat meatball machine	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10879	refurbished air fryer	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10880	dehydrated upside-down fried air	1		Last Available: "2021-12"
10881	11-leaf clover	0		
10882	huge carton of astral energy drinks	0		
10883	dehydrated ghostly astral energy drink	1		
10884	mint condition magnifying glass	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
10885	blinking wobbly wholesome Herculean supercool magnifying glass	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Experience (Muscle): +1, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2022-12"
10886	lousy void lager	4	decent	Last Available: "2022-12"
10887	jumbo bland huge void burger	5	decent	Last Available: "2022-12"
10888	pulsating void stone	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
10889	hardened sinister void shard of Leguizamo of courage	0		Spell Damage: +10, Damage Reduction: 3, Monster Level: +20, Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2022-12"
10890	undrilled cosmic bowling ball	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-01"
10891	cosmic bowling ball	0		Last Available: "2022-01"
10892	spinning pulsating combat lover's locket lockbox	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-02"
10893	combat lover's locket of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Single Equip, Gear Drop: [pref(locketPhylum,demon)*50], Last Available: "2022-02"
10894	blinking Thwaitgold protozoa statuette	0		
10895	grey gosling	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-03"
10896	grey down vest	0		Experience (familiar): +2
10897	purple twirling trojan horseshoe	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
10898	undamaged Unbreakable Umbrella	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-04"
10899	auspicious reassuring Tesla unbreakable umbrella (broken) of the boozehound	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Item Drop: +10, Booze Drop: +100, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
10900	MayDay&trade; contract	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-05"
10901	shaking MayDay&trade; supply package	0		Last Available: "2022-05"
10902	ionized purple emergency glowstick	0		Effect: "Good Karma", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2022-05"
10903	nasty survival knife	0		Stench Damage: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-05"
10904	nippy crank-powered radio on a lanyard	0		Cold Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-05"
10905	gray headlamp of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-05"
10906	narrow lard-coated foul-smelling quilted thermal blanket	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Stench Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-05"
10907	teal stylish atlas of local maps	0		Moxie: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-05"
10908	moist moist mirror yellow pulsating spare battery	0		Effect: "Wolf's Bane", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2022-05"
10909	upside-down space blanket	0		Last Available: "2022-05"
10910	super-pickled wobbly single-use dust mask	0		Effect: "Mmmmmelon", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2022-05"
10911	Vulcanized dry bouncing gaffer's tape	0		Effect: "Vented Spleen", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2022-05"
10912	normal miniature 20-lb can of rice and beans	2	good	Last Available: "2022-05"
10913	special purple bouncing bar of freeze-dried water	1	good	Effect: "Blessing of the Pervy Noodles", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2022-05"
10914	immense decent expired MRE	8	good	Last Available: "2022-05"
10915	half-sized adequate cool mint precipice bar	2	good	Last Available: "2022-05"
10916	normal diet wobbly carrot cake precipice bar	1	good	Last Available: "2022-05"
10917	The Big Book of Every Skill	0		
10918	Thwaitgold harvestman statuette	0		
10919	packaged June cleaver	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-06"
10920	greedy experienced June cleaver of Calamity Jane	0		Experience: +2, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Meat Drop: +20, Attacks Can't Miss, Last Available: "2022-06"
10921	drinkable practically non-alcoholic Dad's brandy	1	good	Last Available: "2022-06"
10922	jittery Fonzie's teacher's pen of doom	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2022-06"
10923	flavorless fire-roasted lake trout	3	decent	Last Available: "2022-06"
10924	spoiled guilty sprout	4	crappy	Last Available: "2022-06"
10925	sharpshooter's weightlifter's mother's necklace	0		Muscle: +15, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Last Available: "2022-06"
10926	adjusted upside-down trampled ticket stub	0		Effect: "Stuck That Way", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2022-06"
10927	altered moist savings bond	0		Effect: "Greasy Visage", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2022-06"
10928	red designer sweatpants (new stock)	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-07"
10929	designer sweatpants	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Flick", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Flood", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Spray", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Sip", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Make Sweat-Ade", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Drench Yourself in Sweat", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sip Some Sweat", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Sweat Out Some Booze", Last Available: "2022-07"
10930	pickled sweat-ade	1		Last Available: "2022-07"
10931	unopened stillsuit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-08"
10932	stillsuit	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Experience (familiar): +1, Familiar Damage: +10, Last Available: "2022-08"
10933	thick dinosaur	0		
10934	dinosaur scale	0		
10935	fuchsia pristine dinosaur feather	0		
10936	twirling purple nasty dinosaur spike	0		
10937	upside-down squat pterodactyl rifle of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Snipe Pterodactyl"
10938	jittery birdseed hat	0		
10939	pulsating flatusaur gasmask	0		
10940	dinosaur dart	0		
10941	irradiated blurry purple Dino DNAde&trade;	0		Effect: "Squirming Like a Toad", Effect Duration: 22
10942	maroon dinosaur repellent	0		
10943	greasy camouflage vest	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
10944	twirling fuchsia Dinodollar	0		
10945	valuable dinosaur droppings	0		
10946	dinosaur pheromone kit	0		
10947	inspector's auspicious groovy awkward dinosaur research harness	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Item Drop: 25
10948	dangerous reflective vest	0		Weapon Damage: +10
10949	ribald dinosaur	0		Sleaze Damage: +10
10950	Thwaitgold mosquito-in-amber statuette	0		
10951	wobbly packaged Jurassic Parka	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-09"
10952	therapeutic slick Jurassic Parka	0		Moxie: +10, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Avoid Attack: 1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Engage ultra-attractive parka mode", Last Available: "2022-09"
10953	boxed autumn-aton	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-10"
10954	autumn-aton	0		Last Available: "2022-10"
10955	boiled improved autumn leaf	0		Effect: "Oiled Skin", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2022-10"
10956	bad AutumnFest ale	3	decent	Last Available: "2022-10"
10957	gray shaking fireproof Tesla supercharged autumn sweater-weather sweater	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Hot Resistance: +3, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-10"
10958	auspicious foul-smelling smooth autumn debris shield of courage	0		Moxie: +15, Stench Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +3, Item Drop: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-10"
10959	bland autumn-spice donut	4	decent	Last Available: "2022-10"
10960	corrupted autumn dollar	0		Effect: "Flagrantly Fragrant", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2022-10"
10961	purple aromatic wholesome autumn leaf pendant of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Stench Resistance: +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-10"
10962	compressed pulsating blinking autumn breeze	1		Last Available: "2022-10"
10963	ionized autumn years wisdom	0		Effect: "Dreadful Smell", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2022-10"
10964	familiar-in-the-middle wrapper	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
10965	hand-crafted Oopsie IPA	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2022-10"
10966	mummified entombed cookbookbat	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-11"
10967	upside-down ghostly Yeast of Boris	0		Last Available: "2022-11"
10968	blurry St. Sneaky Pete's Whey	0		Last Available: "2022-11"
10969	spinning Vegetable of Jarlsberg	0		Last Available: "2022-11"
10970	flavorless ratatouille de Jarlsberg	3	decent	Last Available: "2022-11"
10971	snack-sized moldy Jarlsberg's vegetable soup	2	crappy	Last Available: "2022-11"
10972	spoiled huge ghostly roasted vegetable of Jarlsberg	4	crappy	Last Available: "2022-11"
10973	decent bite-sized squat St. Pete's sneaky smoothie	1	good	Last Available: "2022-11"
10974	snack-sized enchanted rotten Pete's wiley whey bar	2	crappy	Effect: "The Real Deal", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2022-11"
10975	adequate miniature Pete's rich ricotta	2	good	Last Available: "2022-11"
10976	acceptable watered-down Boris's beer	2	good	Last Available: "2022-11"
10977	moldy honey bun of Boris	4	crappy	Last Available: "2022-11"
10978	delicious Boris's bread	3	awesome	Last Available: "2022-11"
10979	narrow Recipe of Before Yore: ratatouille de Jarlsberg	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "ratatouille de Jarlsberg"
10980	upside-down Recipe of Before Yore: Jarlsberg's vegetable soup	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Jarlsberg's vegetable soup"
10981	blurry Recipe of Before Yore: roasted vegetable of J.	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "roasted vegetable of Jarlsberg"
10982	blue narrow Recipe of Before Yore: St. Pete's sneaky smoothie	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "St. Pete's sneaky smoothie"
10983	Recipe of Before Yore: Pete's wily whey bar	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Pete's wiley whey bar"
10984	Recipe of Before Yore: Pete's rich ricotta	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Pete's rich ricotta"
10985	Recipe of Before Yore: Boris's beer	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Boris's beer"
10986	Recipe of Before Yore: honey bun of Boris	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "honey bun of Boris"
10987	Recipe of Before Yore: Boris's bread	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Boris's bread"
10988	normal tiny baked veggie ricotta casserole	1	good	Last Available: "2022-11"
10989	toothsome big plain calzone	5	awesome	Last Available: "2022-11"
10990	spoiled roasted vegetable focaccia	3	crappy	Last Available: "2022-11"
10991	decent snack-sized Pizza of Legend	2	good	Last Available: "2022-11"
10992	big stale Calzone of Legend	5	decent	Last Available: "2022-11"
10993	upside-down Recipe of Before Yore: Calzone of Legend	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Calzone of Legend"
10994	Recipe of Before Yore: Pizza of Legend	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Pizza of Legend"
10995	Recipe of Before Yore: roasted vegetable focaccia	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "roasted vegetable focaccia"
10996	Recipe of Before Yore: plain calzone	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "plain calzone"
10997	wobbly Recipe of Before Yore: baked veggie ricotta	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "baked veggie ricotta casserole"
10998	cookbookbat book	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10999	tumbling Recipe of Before Yore: Deep Dish of Legend	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Deep Dish of Legend"
11000	normal Deep Dish of Legend	3	good	Last Available: "2022-11"
11001	yellow deed to Oliver's Place	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-01"
11002	cyan drink chit	0		Last Available: "2024-01"
11003	government per-diem	0		Last Available: "2024-01"
11004	Da Vinci's prohie's hat	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Last Available: "2024-01"
11005	colloidal tarnished imported taffy	0		Effect: "Is This Your Card?", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2024-01"
11006	narrow veiny extremely unsafe Charleston shoes	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Maximum HP: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-01"
11007	booze bindle	0		Last Available: "2024-01"
11008	rosewater-soaked rosy-cheeked rare oboe	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2024-01"
11009	gray zippy deadly bullet necklace	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Initiative: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-01"
11010	spoiled swamp haunch	4	crappy	Last Available: "2024-01"
11011	greedy miser's gator shades	0		Meat Drop: 30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-01"
11012	milk cap	0		Last Available: "2024-01"
11013	smooth Charleston Choo-Choo	3	awesome	Last Available: "2024-01"
11014	artisanal irresponsibly strong Velvet Veil	7	EPIC	Last Available: "2024-01"
11015	tolerable Marltini	3	good	Last Available: "2024-01"
11016	delicious high-proof squat Strong, Silent Type	8	awesome	Last Available: "2024-01"
11017	tolerable weak Mysterious Stranger	2	good	Last Available: "2024-01"
11018	hand-crafted Champagne Shimmy	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2024-01"
11019	spinning purple pulsating mirror the Sot's parcel	0		Last Available: "2024-01"
11020	blue electrified boxer's ceramic cestus	0		Muscle Percent: +10, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ceramic Punch", Last Available: "2023-12"
11021	narrow greasy Fonzie's ceramic centurion shield of the detective	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Item Drop: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ceramic Bash", Last Available: "2023-12"
11022	aromatic brawny ceramic celery grater	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Stench Resistance: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ceramic Grate", Last Available: "2023-12"
11023	blinking green mansplainer's ruddy dance instructor's ceramic celsiturometer	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Monster Level: +15, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ceramic Boil", Last Available: "2023-12"
11024	fireproof Oprah's extremely unsafe ceramic cerecloth belt	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Hot Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ceramic Skullgaze", Last Available: "2023-12"
11025	ribald medical-grade ceramic cenobite's robe of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Sleaze Damage: +10, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ceramic Cenobitize", Last Available: "2023-12"
11026	dried ceramic scree	1		Effect: "Oily Flavor", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2023-12"
11027	improved yellow bouncing extra-hard jawbreaker	0		Effect: "Compensatory Cruelness", Effect Duration: 47
11028	squat shaking Socratic chiffon chevrons of the pedagogue of the empath	0		Experience: +3, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Familiar Weight: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12"
11029	friendly hale arcane researcher's chiffon chapeau	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Maximum HP: +20, Familiar Weight: +3, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11030	yellow nasty vibrating cool chiffon chamberpot	0		Moxie: +5, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Stench Damage: +5, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11031	shaking miser's hale chiffon chemise of bravery	0		Maximum HP: +20, Spooky Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +10, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11032	healthy deadly chiffon chakram of the detective	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Item Drop: +20, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11033	Tesla wizardly chiffon chaps of extreme caution	0		Mysticality: +25, Monster Level: -25, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11034	diluted fuchsia jittery chiffon carbage	1		Effect: "Muddled", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2023-12"
11035	vacuum-sealed chiffon lemon	0		Effect: "Unusual Fashion Sense", Effect Duration: 43
11036	decent bouncing chocomotive	3	good	Last Available: "2022-12"
11037	stale snack-sized freightcake	2	decent	Last Available: "2022-12"
11038	drinkable cabooze	4	good	Last Available: "2022-12"
11039	lime green plastic caboose	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11040	double-paned plastic passenger car	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2022-12"
11041	fuchsia crafty plastic dining car	0		Maximum MP: +10, Last Available: "2022-12"
11042	narrow up-at-dawn wicked plastic coal car	0		Spell Damage: +5, Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2022-12"
11043	twirling lion tamer's plastic locomotive	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Last Available: "2022-12"
11044	fuchsia packaged model train set	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-12"
11045	model train set	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11046	bouncing olive Crimbo training manual	0		
11047	twirling Abuela Crimbo's special magnet	0		
11048	maroon Trainbot radar monocle	0		Single Equip
11049	pile of Trainbot parts	0		
11050	improved Trainbot circuitry	0		Effect: "Dreams and Lights", Effect Duration: 43
11051	galvanized denatured polarized cyan Trainbot tubing	0		Effect: "Stopping to Smell the Flowers", Effect Duration: 21
11052	pressed fuchsia Trainbot plating	0		Effect: "Booing Radly", Effect Duration: 69
11053	unsweetened cold-filtered double-ionized Trainbot optics	0		Effect: "Gamer Rage", Effect Duration: 20
11054	vacuum-sealed polymerized Trainbot servomotors	0		Effect: "Chain Chain Chains", Effect Duration: 44
11055	polymerized ghostly Trainbot linkages	0		Effect: "Bread-Lined", Effect Duration: 41
11056	tumbling ping-pong paddle	0		Single Equip
11057	ping-pong ball	0		
11058	shaking nasty Trainbot harness	0		Stench Damage: +5
11059	ping-pong table	0		
11060	Crimbo train emergency brake	0		
11061	ghostly Trainbot autoassembly module	0		
11062	mirror Jack Frost's veiny supercool head-mounted Trainbot	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Maximum HP: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2022-12"
11063	huge narrow squat zippy clever leg-mounted Trainbots of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Maximum MP: +20, Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2022-12"
11064	shaking maroon perfumed asbestos-lined vibrating shoulder-mounted Trainbot	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Hot Resistance: +5, Stench Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2022-12"
11065	cinnamon machine oil	0		
11066	Crimbo crystal shards	0		
11067	perfectly mixed weak jittery dregs of a Crimbo cocktail	2	EPIC	
11068	lost elf luggage	0		
11069	Trainbot luggage hook	0		Single Equip
11070	immense spoiled honey-drenched ham slice	9	crappy	
11071	weak bad mostly-empty bottle of cookie wine	2	decent	
11072	delicious Crimbo food scraps	4	awesome	
11073	arm towel	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11074	shaking automatic wine thief	0		Single Equip
11075	table-scraper	0		Single Equip
11076	huge Trainbot slag	0		
11077	blinking industrially-crushed ice	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11078	toothsome thick mirror steamed oyster	5	awesome	
11079	pulsating really nice lump of coal	0		
11080	deactivated mini-Trainbot	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11081	gray steam unit	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11082	blurry gray crystal Crimbo goblet	0		
11083	spinning ghostly crystal Crimbo platter	0		
11084	bad spirit-forward Crimbosmopolitan	5	decent	Last Available: "2022-12"
11085	bland Crimbo dinner	3	decent	Last Available: "2022-12"
11086	upside-down overloaded Yule battery	0		Familiar Weight: +25, Last Available: "2022-12"
11087	skewed train whistle	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11088	green The Superconductor's CPU	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2022-12"
11089	unoccupied sheep suit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-12"
11090	spinning half-height cigar	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11091	grubby wool	0		
11092	wobbly huge scandalous medical-grade razor-sharp grubby wool hat	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Sleaze Damage: +5, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
11093	twirling shaking toasty Temple Grandin's grubby wool scarf	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Hot Damage: +5, Single Equip
11094	family-friendly perfumed sinister grubby wool trousers	0		Spell Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +1
11095	censurious nippy banded grubby wool gloves of the sewer	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Cold Damage: +10, Stench Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Single Equip
11096	grubby wool beerwarmer	0		
11097	artisanal nice warm beer	3	EPIC	
11098	fuchsia pulsating grubby woolball	0		
11099	wobbly squat Rock Garden Guide	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-01"
11100	packet of rock seeds	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11101	tumbling groveling gravel	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11102	mixed fruity pebble	1		Last Available: "2023-01"
11103	ghostly lodestone	0		Effect: "Loded", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2023-01"
11104	milestone	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11105	pulsating bolder boulder	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11106	molehill mountain	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11107	tumbling whet stone	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11108	hard rock	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11109	stalagmite	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11110	narrow chocolate covered ping-pong ball	0		
11112	stale tiny mirror pixel bread	1	decent	
11113	boozy hand-crafted pixel whiskey	5	EPIC	
11114	pixel rock	0		
11115	S.I.T. Course Voucher	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-02"
11116	blinking S.I.T. Course Completion Certificate	0		Last Available: "2023-02"
11117	denatured pickled glob of extra-green chlorophyll	0		Effect: "Sagittarius Rising", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2023-02"
11118	pressed mushroom	0		Effect: "Milk Studly", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2023-02"
11119	liquefied five-fingered fern resin	0		Effect: "The Dinsey Spirit", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2023-02"
11120	stale blinking super good fruit	3	decent	Last Available: "2023-02"
11121	dried blinking energized spores	1		Effect: "Moon'd", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2023-02"
11122	vibrating beefy hot pepper	0		Muscle: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Lantern: 1, Lantern Element: "Hot", Last Available: "2023-02"
11123	colloidal upside-down out-of-work circus flea	0		Effect: "20-20 Second Sight", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2023-02"
11124	lime green extra-grubby grub	0		Last Available: "2023-02"
11125	dry concentrated narrow fire ant pheromones	0		Effect: "Weather, Man", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2023-02"
11126	pickled flapper fly	0		Effect: "Abyssal Tears", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2023-02"
11127	watered-down drinkable blinking shot of wasp venom	2	good	Last Available: "2023-02"
11128	dry deionized twirling filled mosquito	0		Effect: "It Tickles!  It Tickles!", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2023-02"
11129	non-oxidized purple spinning jittery shim of shame shale	0		Effect: "Dweeby", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2023-02"
11130	warmed super-concentrated pebble of proud pyrite	0		Effect: "Mercenary", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2023-02"
11131	liquefied modified vacuum-sealed squat pile of gritty sand	0		Effect: "Cold Blooded", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2023-02"
11132	hollow rock	0		Last Available: "2023-02"
11133	anodized non-aerosolized liquefied wobbly angry agate	0		Effect: "Frozen Hands", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2023-02"
11134	super-unsweetened lump of loyal latite	0		Effect: "Deeply Ironic", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2023-02"
11135	normal spinning shadow sausage	3	good	Last Available: "2023-03"
11136	huge sage shadow skin of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Mysticality Percent: +10, Last Available: "2023-03"
11137	alkaline pressed upside-down shadow flame	0		Effect: "Slightly Mutated", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2023-03"
11138	miniature yummy blinking shadow bread	2	awesome	Last Available: "2023-03"
11139	shadow ice	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11140	enchanted practically non-alcoholic drinkable shadow fluid	1	good	Effect: "Notably Lovely", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2023-03"
11141	shaking upside-down shadow glass	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11142	blinking shadow brick	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11143	shadow sinew	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11144	weak drinkable blurry shadow venom	2	good	Last Available: "2023-03"
11145	modified ghostly shadow nectar	1		Last Available: "2023-03"
11146	energetic shadow stick of doom of the glutton	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2023-03"
11147	bat paw of the ox of Leguizamo	0		Muscle: +20, Monster Level: +20
11148	mirror green mansplainer's uncursed bat paw	0		Monster Level: +15
11149	yellow Temple Grandin's forbidden goblin cape of vim and vigor	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Familiar Weight: +7
11150	rosewater-soaked uncursed goblin cape	0		Stench Resistance: +3
11151	hale slick dragon wishbone	0		Moxie: +10, Maximum HP: +20
11152	nasty uncursed dragon wishbone	0		Stench Damage: +5
11153	purple knitted padded experienced educational stats	0		Experience: 3, Damage Absorption: +20, Cold Resistance: +3
11154	banded uncursed stats	0		Damage Absorption: +100
11155	Sherlock's occult arcane orb	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Item Drop: +25
11156	brainy uncursed arcane orb	0		Mysticality: +5
11157	squat flame-wreathed machete	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10
11158	green savvy uncursed machete	0		Mysticality Percent: +20
11159	blurry blanket	0		
11160	uncursed blanket	0		
11161	greedy brainy beefy medallion	0		Muscle: +10, Mysticality: +5, Meat Drop: +20
11162	squat clever uncursed medallion	0		Maximum MP: +20
11163	red Advanced Pig Skinning	0		
11164	The Cheese Wizard's Companion	0		
11165	Jazz Agent sheet music	0		
11166	Thwaitgold anti-moth statuette	0		
11167	blinking fuchsia pulsating shadowy cheat sheet	0		Free Pull
11168	closed-circuit phone system	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-03"
11169	closed-circuit pay phone	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11170	shadow lighter	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11171	shadow heptahedron	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11172	bouncing shadow snowflake	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11173	shadow heart	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11174	shadow bucket	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11175	shadow wave	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11176	bouncing Rufus's shadow lodestone	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11177	ghostly asbestos-lined forbidden personal trainer's shadow chef's hat	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2023-03"
11178	up-at-dawn personal trainer's weightlifter's shadow trousers	0		Muscle: +15, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2023-03"
11179	mirror narrow quilted shadow hammer of Gandalf	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Last Available: "2023-03"
11180	family-friendly stanky strapping shadow monocle	0		Muscle: +5, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-03"
11181	blinking shadow candle	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Shadow Flame", Last Available: "2023-03"
11182	decent shadow hot dog	4	good	Last Available: "2023-03"
11183	watered-down perfectly mixed shadow martini	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2023-03"
11184	boiled twirling shadow pill	1		Effect: "Gummibrain", Effect Duration: 10
11185	shadow needle	0		
11186	cursed monkey's paw	0		All Attributes: +10, Spooky Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, All Resistance: +2, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Monkey Slap", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Monkey Tickle", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Evil Monkey Eye", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Monkey Peace Sign", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Monkey Point", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Monkey Punch", Last Available: "2023-04"
11187	monkey glove	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-04"
11188	colloidal Vulcanized shadow candy	0		Effect: "The Magic of Sharing", Effect Duration: 25
11189	pulsating maroon replica Mr. Accessory	0		
11190	replica Dark Jill-O-Lantern	0		
11191	replica hand turkey outline	0		
11192	replica crimbo elfling	0		
11193	pulsating replica pygmy bugbear shaman	0		
11194	blue dedigitizer schematic: cyburger	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11195	jittery cyan replica gravy-covered maypole	0		Item Drop: +25
11196	pulsating replica wax lips	0		Experience: +3
11197	maroon replica Tome of Snowcone Summoning	0		
11198	wobbly dedigitizer schematic: cybeer	0		Last Available: "2025-12", Softcore Only
11199	squat greasy replica jewel-eyed wizard hat of dire peril of bravery	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Magic Missile"
11200	sage replica bottle-rocket crossbow of the empath of the blizzard	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Familiar Weight: +5, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire red bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire blue bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire orange bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire purple bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire black bottle-rocket"
11201	medical-grade Samson's smooth replica navel ring of navel gazing of the businessman	0		Moxie: +15, Experience (Muscle): +5, Meat Drop: +50, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Item Drop (sporadic): 4.25, Meat Drop (sporadic): 4.25
11202	Jim Carey's vibrating replica V for Vivala mask	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Monster Level: +25, Single Equip, Combat Item Damage Percent: 50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Creepy Grin"
11203	pulsating squat Temple Grandin's Herculean experienced replica haiku katana	0		Experience: +2, Experience (Muscle): +1, Familiar Weight: +7, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spring Raindrop Attack", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Summer Siesta", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Falling Leaf Whirlwind", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Winter's Bite Technique", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "The 17 Cuts"
11204	bouncing replica box of fireworks	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire off a Roman Candle", Item Drop (sporadic): +12.5
11205	fuchsia replica cotton candy cocoon	0		
11206	huge blinking energetic hale rosy-cheeked replica Elvish sunglasses of the blizzard	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Maximum HP: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play an Accordion Solo", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play a Guitar Solo", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play a Drum Solo", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play a Flute Solo"
11207	olive replica squamous polyp	0		
11208	blinking replica stone sphere	0		
11209	Usain Bolt's Socratic replica Greatest American Pants of incineration	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Initiative: +80
11210	blurry green replica organ grinder	0		
11211	shaking shaking Fonzie's stylish replica Juju Mojo Mask of the glutton	0		Moxie: +25, Experience (Moxie): +1, Food Drop: +100, Single Equip
11212	huge ghostly Da Vinci's replica Operation Patriot Shield of extreme caution of Flo-Jo	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Monster Level: -25, Initiative: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Throw Shield", Variable
11213	replica Libram of Resolutions	0		
11214	slick thinker's replica plastic vampire fangs of the bloodbag	0		Mysticality: +10, Moxie: +10, Maximum HP: +100, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Feed"
11215	spinning replica angel	0		
11216	mirror Lo Pan's replica Camp Scout backpack	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Drops Items
11217	replica deactivated nanobots	0		
11218	replica Apathargic Bandersnatch	0		
11219	replica Smith's Tome	0		
11220	replica over-the-shoulder Folder Holder	0		
11221	replica Order of the Green Thumb Order Form	0		
11222	blurry shrink-wrapped Cincho de Mayo	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-05"
11223	twirling yellow bouncing Sherlock's padded beefcake's Cincho de Mayo of Tarzan	0		Muscle: +25, Experience (Muscle): +3, Damage Absorption: +20, Item Drop: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Dispense Salt and Lime", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Party Soundtrack", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Fiesta Exit", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Projectile Piñata", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Party Foul", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Confetti Extravaganza", Last Available: "2023-05"
11224	dedigitizer schematic: psilocyber mushroom	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11225	teal replica Little Geneticist DNA-Splicing Lab	0		
11226	replica still grill	0		
11227	replica Crimbo sapling	0		
11228	replica puck	0		
11229	replica Chateau Mantegna room key	0		
11230	replica Deck of Every Card	0		
11231	replica Source terminal	0		
11232	replica disconnected intergnat	0		
11233	replica Witchess Set	0		
11234	replica genie bottle	0		
11235	replica space planula	0		
11236	mirror replica unpowered Robortender	0		
11237	replica Neverending Party invitation envelope	0		
11238	replica January's Garbage Tote	0		
11239	replica God Lobster Egg	0		
11240	skewed ruddy replica Fourth of May Cosplay Saber of the pedagogue of the early riser	0		Experience: +3, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Adventures: +7, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Use the Force"
11241	lard-coated frosty coward's replica Kramco Sausage-o-Matic&trade; of the ox of the pedagogue	0		Muscle: +20, Experience: +3, Monster Level: -20, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
11242	up-at-dawn family-friendly gravedigger's scorching Jack Frost's energetic banded Newton's groovy replica hewn moon-rune spoon of Gandalf of the scaredy-cat	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Damage Absorption: +100, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Monster Level: -15, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Hot Damage: +25, Spooky Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Adventures: +5, Single Equip, Alters Page Text, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Dragoon Platoon", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spittoon Monsoon", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Festoon Buffoon", Rollover Effect Duration: 50
11243	replica baby camelCalf	0		
11244	censurious foul-smelling occult replica Powerful Glove of the businessman of the early riser	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Stench Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Meat Drop: +50, Adventures: +7, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Replace Enemy", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Shrink Enemy", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Invisible Avatar", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Triple Size"
11245	blue up-at-dawn wool Jeselnik's replica Cargo Cultist Shorts of temperance	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +1, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Adventures: +5
11246	inspector's greasy hale brainy replica industrial fire extinguisher of the dark arts of the scaredy-cat	0		Mysticality: +5, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Maximum HP: +20, Monster Level: -15, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Item Drop: +15, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Foam 'em Up", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Polar Vortex", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Foam Yourself", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Blast the Area", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Zone Specific"
11247	replica crystal ball	0		Initiative: +50, Item Drop (sporadic): +25
11248	replica emotion chip	0		Skill: "Replica Emotionally Chipped"
11249	spinning flame-wreathed replica Jurassic Parka of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Avoid Attack: 1
11250	replica grey gosling	0		
11251	replica designer sweatpants	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Flick", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Flood", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Spray", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Sip", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Make Sweat-Ade", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Drench Yourself in Sweat", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sip Some Sweat", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Sweat Out Some Booze"
11252	replica plastic pumpkin bucket	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Item Drop: +13, Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.35
11253	blinking replica Ten Dollars	0		
11254	red avaricious auspicious coward's crafty replica Cincho de Mayo	0		Maximum MP: +10, Monster Level: -20, Item Drop: +10, Meat Drop: +30, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Dispense Salt and Lime", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Party Soundtrack", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Fiesta Exit", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Projectile Piñata", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Party Foul", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Confetti Extravaganza"
11255	Thwaitgold splendor beetle statuette	0		
11256	shrink-wrapped 2002 Mr. Store Catalog	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-06"
11257	wobbly 2002 Mr. Store Catalog	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11258	jittery horrifying nasty careful groovy sage brainy &quot;I survived Y2K&quot; T-Shirt	0		Mysticality: +5, Mysticality Percent: +10, Moxie Percent: +10, Monster Level: -10, Stench Damage: +5, Spooky Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-06"
11259	narrow Letter from Carrie Bradshaw	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11260	censurious padded pro skateboard	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Do a Kickflip", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Do a Method!", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Do an epic McTwist!", Last Available: "2023-06"
11261	mirror Mr. Accessaturday	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11262	bouncing Meat Butler	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11263	Loathing Idol Microphone	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11264	fuchsia Charter: Nellyville	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11265	skewed Manual of Secret Door Detection	0		Last Available: "2023-06", Skill: "Secret Door Awareness"
11266	blurry huge auspicious Flash Liquidizer Ultra Dousing Accessory	0		Item Drop: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Douse Foe", Last Available: "2023-06"
11267	asbestos-lined stiffened sage Amulet of Perpetual Darkness of the empath	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Damage Reduction: 1, Familiar Weight: +5, Hot Resistance: +5, Blind, Last Available: "2023-06"
11268	Giant monolith	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11269	Crimbo cookie sheet	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11270	tumbling VHS Tape	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11271	unsweetened electrified fuchsia blurry scroll of minor invulnerability	0		Effect: "Hip to Be Square Dancin'", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2023-06"
11272	Lapis Lazuli	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11273	olive Eye Agate	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11274	Azurite	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11275	twirling Arrow (+1)	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11276	quantum jittery mirror scroll of protection from lycanthropes	0		Effect: "Blessing of the Hot Linguine", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2023-06"
11277	Loathing Idol Microphone (75% charged)	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11278	Loathing Idol Microphone (50% charged)	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11279	Loathing Idol Microphone (25% charged)	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11280	Replica 2002 Mr. Store Catalog	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11281	Mr. Big's Wallet	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11282	smooth upside-down Sexy Cosmo	4	awesome	Last Available: "2023-06"
11283	huge Souvenir Chopsticks	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11284	family-friendly rosewater-soaked Rosewater's red-soled high heels	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Stench Resistance: +3, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2023-06"
11285	super-sized stale cyburger	5	decent	Last Available: "2025-12"
11286	bouncing ncle leg of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20
11287	Temple Grandin's rutabuga bag of the blizzard	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Cold Spell Damage: +25
11288	lard-coated mesquito proboscis	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
11289	mirror crafty senate fly thorax	0		Maximum MP: +10
11290	colloidal concentrated ghostly bug juice	0		Effect: "You're Not Cooking", Effect Duration: 69
11291	resourceful spider leg	0		Maximum MP: +50
11292	educational beetle antenna	0		Experience: +1
11293	spinning executive mantis skull	0		Meat Drop: +40
11294	improved chitin powder	0		Effect: "Super Skill", Effect Duration: 17
11295	gravedigger's daddy shortlegs leg of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Spooky Damage: +10
11296	huge zippy birdybug antenna	0		Item Drop: +5, Initiative: +20
11297	bouncing fuchsia stylish kilopede skull of the sweet-tooth	0		Moxie: +25, Candy Drop: +100
11298	deionized tumbling haemolymphnode	0		Effect: "Mer-kinny Flavor", Effect Duration: 24
11299	electrified ionized chitin powder paste	0		Effect: "Whitened Teeth", Effect Duration: 23
11300	jittery fuchsia sleeping patriotic eagle	0		Free Pull
11301	claw-held flag	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11302	souvenir flag	0		
11303	name change form	0		
11304	replica sleeping patriotic eagle	0		
11305	boxed august scepter	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-08"
11306	august scepter	0		All Attributes: +15, HP Regen Min: 10, HP Regen Max: 15, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 1st: Mountain Climbing Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 2nd: Find an Eleven-Leaf Clover Day", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 3rd: Watermelon Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 4th: Water Balloon Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 5th: Oyster Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 6th: Fresh Breath Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 7th: Lighthouse Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 8th: Cat Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 9th: Hand Holding Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 10th: World Lion Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 11th: Presidential Joke Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 12th: Elephant Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 13th: Left/Off Hander's Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 14th: Financial Awareness  Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 15th: Relaxation Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 16th: Roller Coaster Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 17th: Thriftshop Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 18th: Serendipity Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 19th: Honey Bee Awareness Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 20th: Mosquito Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 21st: Spumoni Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 22nd: Tooth Fairy Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 23rd: Ride the Wind Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 24th: Waffle Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 25th: Banana Split Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 26th: Toilet Paper Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 27th: Just Because Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 28th: Race Your Mouse Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 29th: More Herbs, Less Salt  Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 30th: Beach Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 31st: Cabernet Sauvignon  Day!", Last Available: "2023-08"
11307	adequate watermelon	4	good	Last Available: "2023-08"
11308	squat watermelon seed	0		Last Available: "2023-08"
11309	blurry spinning water balloon	0		Last Available: "2023-08"
11310	thriftshop coupon	0		Last Available: "2023-08"
11311	rotten waffle	3	crappy	Last Available: "2023-08"
11312	fixodent	0		Last Available: "2023-08"
11313	blurry Oprah's cat o' nine teeth of horror	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2023-08"
11314	reassuring educational tooth cap	0		Experience: +1, Spooky Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2023-08"
11315	shaking therapeutic forbidden toothy trousers	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2023-08"
11316	spoiled narrow banana split	3	crappy	Last Available: "2023-08"
11317	handful of toilet paper	0		Last Available: "2023-08"
11318	Mrs. Rush	0		Last Available: "2023-08"
11319	medal	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Experience (familiar): +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2023-08"
11320	drinkable bottle of Cabernet Sauvignon	3	good	Last Available: "2023-08"
11321	wobbly baywatch of the cougar of dire peril of bravery	0		Moxie: +20, Weapon Damage: +20, Spooky Resistance: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2023-08", Nonstackable Watch
11322	huge upside-down Pocket Guide to Mild Evil	0		Last Available: "2023-07", Skill: "Perpetrate Mild Evil"
11323	gray huge Pocket Guide to Mild Evil (used)	0		Last Available: "2023-07", Skill: "Perpetrate Mild Evil"
11324	consolation ribbon	0		Familiar Weight: -10, Experience (familiar): -1, Last Available: "2023-08"
11325	replica august scepter	0		All Attributes: +15, HP Regen Min: 10, HP Regen Max: 15, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 1st: Mountain Climbing Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 2nd: Find an Eleven-Leaf Clover Day", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 3rd: Watermelon Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 4th: Water Balloon Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 5th: Oyster Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 6th: Fresh Breath Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 7th: Lighthouse Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 8th: Cat Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 9th: Hand Holding Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 10th: World Lion Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 11th: Presidential Joke Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 12th: Elephant Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 13th: Left/Off Hander's Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 14th: Financial Awareness  Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 15th: Relaxation Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 16th: Roller Coaster Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 17th: Thriftshop Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 18th: Serendipity Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 19th: Honey Bee Awareness Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 20th: Mosquito Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 21st: Spumoni Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 22nd: Tooth Fairy Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 23rd: Ride the Wind Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 24th: Waffle Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 25th: Banana Split Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 26th: Toilet Paper Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 27th: Just Because Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 28th: Race Your Mouse Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 29th: More Herbs, Less Salt  Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 30th: Beach Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 31st: Cabernet Sauvignon  Day!"
11326	Thwaitgold fairyfly statue	0		
11327	jittery residual chitin paste	0		Skill: "Chitinous Soul"
11328	pickled jittery concentrated cooking	1		Effect: "Pop-eyed", Effect Duration: 5
11329	boiled meat	1		Effect: "Armored Innards", Effect Duration: 5
11330	pickled yellow sparkling orb	1		Effect: "Bloody Bloody Bloody!", Effect Duration: 25
11331	dehydrated fuchsia hardening cream	1		
11332	modified pool shark hair oil	1		Effect: "Banono", Effect Duration: 45
11333	jittery book of facts	0		Skill: "Just the Facts", Last Available: "2023-09"
11334	book of facts (dog-eared)	0		Skill: "Just the Facts", Last Available: "2023-09"
11335	pulsating Dark Jill-of-All-Trades	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-10"
11336	spinning LED candle	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2023-10"
11337	ghostly map to a candy-rich block	0		Last Available: "2023-10"
11338	enhanced sampler size toothpaste	0		Effect: "Thaumodynamic", Effect Duration: 38
11339	Franken Stein	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Toast your enemy"
11340	A Guide to Burning Leaves	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-11", Leaves: +0.5
11341	inflammable leaf	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11342	spinning rake	0		Item Drop: +1, Last Available: "2023-11", Leaves: +1.5
11343	huge prompt rake	0		Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2023-11", Leaves: +1.5
11344	narrow autumnic bomb	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11345	forest canopy bed	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11346	day shortener	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11347	wobbly extra time	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11348	gray inspector's autumnal aegis of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2023-11"
11349	liquefied polarized super-corrupted distilled resin	0		Effect: "Super Accuracy", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2023-11"
11350	super-heated leaf	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11351	lit leaf lasso	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11352	pulsating tied-up leaflet	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11353	ghostly blue tied-up monstera	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11354	tied-up leaviathan	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11355	Fonzie's brainy impromptu torch	0		Mysticality: +5, Experience (Moxie): +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2023-11"
11356	huge mansplainer's Van der Graaf fig leaf	0		Monster Level: +15, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2023-11"
11357	electrified groovy smoldering drape	0		Moxie Percent: +10, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2023-11"
11358	smoldering leafcutter ant egg	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11359	red lard-coated Lo Pan's MacGyver's strapping leaf crown of horror of mayonnaise	0		Muscle: +5, Maximum MP: +100, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: 75, Last Available: "2023-11"
11360	rotten snack-sized leafy browns	2	crappy	Last Available: "2023-11"
11361	pickled corrupted blurry autumnic balm	0		Effect: "Cold, Dead Hands", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2023-11"
11362	chilled tumbling coping juice	0		Effect: "The Real Deal", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2023-11"
11363	lard-coated clever rock-hard boxer's candy cane sword cane of the glutton	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Damage Reduction: 5, Maximum MP: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Food Drop: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Surprisingly Sweet Stab", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Surprisingly Sweet Slash", Last Available: "2023-12", Rollover Effect Duration: 250
11364	blinking pulsating wrapped candy cane sword cane	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-12"
11365	Elf Guard patrol cap	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11366	Elf Guard hotpants	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11367	Crimbuccaneer tricorn	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11368	blurry Crimbuccaneer breeches	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11369	automa-bot parts	0		
11370	security automa-core	0		
11371	blinking clerical automa-core	0		
11372	handful of Boltsmann bearings	0		
11373	Spring Bros. solenoid	0		
11374	twirling Spring Bros. ID badge	0		
11375	Boltsmann ID badge	0		
11376	squat housekeeping automa-core	0		
11377	pulsating housekeeping robot	0		
11378	spoiled small lime green pickled bread	2	crappy	Last Available: "2023-12"
11379	bite-sized toothsome salted mutton	1	awesome	Last Available: "2023-12"
11380	bland corned beet	3	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11381	tiny plastic Elf Guard Armory	0		Weapon Damage: +3, Display Name: "tiny plastic Elf Guard Armory"
11382	tiny plastic Crimbuccaneer Grog Hall	0		Booze Drop: +3, Display Name: "tiny plastic Crimbuccaneer Grog Hall"
11383	tiny plastic Elf Guard Mess Hall	0		Food Drop: +3, Display Name: "tiny plastic Elf Guard Mess Hall"
11384	tiny Crimbuccaneer Foundry	0		Initiative: +3, Display Name: "tiny Crimbuccaneer Foundry"
11385	tiny plastic Abuela's Cottage (Pirate Control)	0		All Attributes: +3, Display Name: "tiny plastic Abuela's Cottage (Pirate Control)"
11386	pirate encryption key alpha	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11387	pirate encryption key bravo	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11388	pirate encryption key charlie	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11389	pirate encryption key delta	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11390	wardrobe-o-matic	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11391	futuristic shirt	0		Lasts Until Rollover
11392	futuristic hat	0		Lasts Until Rollover
11393	futuristic collar	0		Lasts Until Rollover
11394	crated wardrobe-o-matic	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11395	spoiled peppermint donut	4	crappy	Last Available: "2023-12"
11396	mirror family-friendly Elf Guard insignia (private)	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11397	narrow dog trainer's Crimbuccaneer fledges (mint)	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11398	military-grade peppermint oil	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11399	bouncing upside-down maroon Crimbuccaneer whale oil	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11400	Elf Guard tinsel grenade	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11401	perfectly mixed Crimbuccaneer mologrog cocktail	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2023-12"
11402	Elf Army machine parts	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11403	Crimbuccaneer rigging lasso	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11404	blurry upside-down shellacked sage Crimbuccaneer lantern of the early riser	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Damage Reduction: 7, Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2023-12"
11405	Crimbuccaneer flotsam	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11406	jittery Crimbuccaneer invasion map	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11407	Crimbuccaneer shirt of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Last Available: "2023-12"
11408	Elf Guard MPC	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11409	Crimbuccaneer piece of 12	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11410	Elf Guard commandeering gloves of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12", Piece of Twelve Drop: 0.5
11411	frozen boiled Elf Guard eyedrops	0		Effect: "The Grass...  Is Blue...", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2023-12"
11412	Crimbuccaneer premium booty sack	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11413	Elf Guard honor present	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11414	Sherlock's arcane researcher's Elf Guard officer's sidearm	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2023-12"
11415	tumbling olive forbidden Elf Guard insignia (general) of incineration	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12"
11416	practically non-alcoholic aged Crimbow Rainbo	1	awesome	Last Available: "2023-12"
11417	Elf Guard strategic map	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11418	Crimbuccaneer captain's purse	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11419	Annie Oakley's Elf Guard broom of the brazier	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2023-12"
11420	squat auspicious Crimbuccaneer tavern swab of the wise owl of terror	0		Mysticality: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2023-12"
11421	wobbly Elf Guard hangover cure	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11422	extra-dry lousy old-school pirate grog	5	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11423	diet moldy grog nuts	1	crappy	Last Available: "2023-12"
11424	energetic veiny sawed-off blunderbuss of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Maximum HP: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2023-12"
11425	fortified aged officer's nog	5	awesome	Last Available: "2023-12"
11426	twirling peppermint bomb	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11427	adequate sundae ration	3	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11428	toothsome huge peppermint tack	4	awesome	Last Available: "2023-12"
11429	twirling Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts	0		Skill: "Elf Guard Cooking", Last Available: "2023-12"
11430	rotten low-calorie narrow whalesteak	1	crappy	Last Available: "2023-12"
11431	asbestos-lined sharpshooter's wicked whalegun	0		Spell Damage: +5, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2023-12"
11432	gray Cocktails of the Age of Sail	0		Skill: "Old-School Cocktailcrafting", Last Available: "2023-12"
11433	Elf Guard payroll bag	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11434	educational slick Elf Guard clipboard of Leguizamo	0		Moxie: +10, Experience: +1, Monster Level: +20, Last Available: "2023-12"
11435	huge personal trainer's pegfinger	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12", MPC Drop: 0.5
11436	delicious practically non-alcoholic and claret	1	awesome	Last Available: "2023-12"
11437	forbidden Elf Guard and beret	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2023-12"
11438	red auspicious frightening chaotic shipwright's hammer	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Spooky Damage: +5, Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2023-12"
11439	stanky nippy gunwale of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Cold Damage: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2023-12"
11440	scorching hardy Kelflar vest of bravery	0		Maximum HP: +50, Hot Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2023-12"
11441	cold-filtered whale cerebrospinal fluid	0		Effect: "Patched In", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2023-12"
11442	Tesla ruddy Crimbuccaneer runebone	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12"
11443	cannonbomb	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11444	curative Elf Guard mouthknife of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2023-12"
11445	purple blinking energetic cool Crimbuccaneer fledges (disintegrating)	0		Moxie: +5, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12"
11446	purple Elf Guard fuel tank of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2023-12"
11447	Annie Oakley's Rosewater's massive wrench of the cheetah	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2023-12"
11448	brown pirate pants of doom of bravery	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2023-12"
11449	upside-down Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion	0		Skill: "Elf Guard Extortion Techniques", Last Available: "2023-12"
11450	The Encyclopedia of Fruit	0		Skill: "Fruit Recognition", Last Available: "2023-12"
11451	punching mirror	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11452	stanky dog trainer's medical-grade forbidden brainy Elf dessert spoon of the detective	0		Mysticality: +5, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Experience (familiar): +1, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: +20, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2023-12"
11453	dog trainer's Elf Guard SCUBA tank of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Experience (familiar): +1, Adventure Underwater, Last Available: "2023-12"
11454	maroon Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping	0		Skill: "Elf Guard Relaxation Techniques", Last Available: "2023-12"
11455	squat Oprah's free boots of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "The Old One-Two (Kick)", Last Available: "2023-12"
11456	baby rigging snake	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11457	Sinatra's Elvish underarmor of mayonnaise of courage	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12"
11458	grievous Crimbuccaneer bombjacket of the cheetah	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Initiative: +60, Combat Item Damage Percent: 100, Last Available: "2023-12"
11459	tiny yummy wobbly sugarplum ration	1	awesome	Last Available: "2023-12"
11460	moldy small gingerbread nylons	2	crappy	Last Available: "2023-12"
11461	bland fuchsia rum-soaked fruitcake	3	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11462	fancy decent lime	3	good	Effect: "Lit Up", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2023-12"
11463	bland yellow gingerbread pirate	4	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11464	tiny bland spinning mirror fruit-stuffed rumcake	1	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11465	practically non-alcoholic drinkable teal mulled wine	1	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11466	perfectly mixed Swedish coffee	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2023-12"
11467	practically non-alcoholic special perfectly mixed canteen of eggnog	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	Effect: "Third Based", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2023-12"
11468	triple-distilled artisanal hot wine	7	EPIC	Last Available: "2023-12"
11469	mediocre spirit-forward Jamaican coffee	5	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11470	perfectly mixed watered-down flask of egggrog	2	super ultra mega EPIC	Last Available: "2023-12"
11471	purple Black and White Apron Enrollment Form	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-12"
11472	upside-down Black and White Apron Meal Kit	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11473	pirate encryption key (complete)	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11474	weak mediocre jittery yule grog	2	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11475	rotten wet tack	4	crappy	Last Available: "2023-12"
11476	delicious whalecake	4	awesome	Last Available: "2023-12"
11477	olive knitted scandalous gunwale whalegun	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Cold Resistance: +3, Item Drop: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Shoot, Gunwale Whalegun, Shoot!", Last Available: "2023-12"
11478	delicious fancy narrow and claret	4	awesome	Effect: "Frostbeard", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-12"
11479	upside-down mirror rigging knot	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11480	jittery trick coin	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11481	bouncing gravedigger's Elf Guard squirtgun of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Spooky Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Peppermint Squirt", Last Available: "2023-12"
11482	chest of &quot;pirate gold&quot;	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11483	steel-toed sequin-encrusted sweater	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Last Available: "2023-12"
11484	blurry nippy manspreader's Oprah's replica Elf Guard medal	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Monster Level: +10, Cold Damage: +10, Last Available: "2023-12"
11485	Lil' Snowball Factory	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11486	yellow Elf Guard temporary (permanent) tattoo	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11487	prank Crimbo card	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11488	twirling blinking flame-retardant ruddy Crimbuccaneer squirtblunderbuss	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Hot Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11489	My First Paycheck envelope	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11490	tumbling foul-smelling baleful Fonzie's barnacle-encrusted sweater	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Spell Damage: +25, Stench Damage: +10, Last Available: "2023-12"
11491	Fonzie's beefcake's Crimbuccaneer nose ring of Tarzan	0		Muscle: +25, Experience (Muscle): +3, Experience (Moxie): +1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11492	skewed pet anchor	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11493	Crimbuccaneer tattoo gift certificate	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11494	ghostly Elf Guard safety bear	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11495	shaking blurry kraken	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11496	huge blinking precision snowball	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11497	Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts (used)	0		Skill: "Elf Guard Cooking", Last Available: "2023-12"
11498	Cocktails of the Age of Sail (used)	0		Skill: "Old-School Cocktailcrafting", Last Available: "2023-12"
11499	gray Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion (used)	0		Skill: "Elf Guard Extortion Techniques", Last Available: "2023-12"
11500	The Encyclopedia of Fruit (used)	0		Skill: "Fruit Recognition", Last Available: "2023-12"
11501	pulsating Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping (used)	0		Skill: "Elf Guard Relaxation Techniques", Last Available: "2023-12"
11502	denatured quadruple-concentrated tarnished tumbling military candy cane	0		Effect: "Spiro Gyro", Effect Duration: 20
11503	diffused triple-corrupted groggipop	0		Effect: "The Sweats", Effect Duration: 59
11504	smelly medical-grade moss mace	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Moss Mugging", Last Available: "2024-12"
11505	fortified moss megaphone of the sweet-tooth	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Candy Drop: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Megaphone Whisper", Last Available: "2024-12"
11506	executive veiny moss medal	0		Maximum HP: +10, Meat Drop: +40, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Brandish Moss Medal", Last Available: "2024-12"
11507	electrified occult moss mitre	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Soul Genuflection", Last Available: "2024-12"
11508	executive thinker's moss mantle	0		Mysticality: +10, Meat Drop: +40, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Drop Mantle", Last Available: "2024-12"
11509	mirror avaricious groovy moss marlinspike	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Meat Drop: +30, Extra Pickpocket, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-12"
11510	dried narrow moss mulch	1		Effect: "Sepia Tan", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2024-12"
11511	Vulcanized magnetized moss floss	0		Effect: "'Roids of the Rhinoceros", Effect Duration: 21
11512	blue adobe arsecover	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11513	cyan adobe adze	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-12"
11514	squat adobe abacus	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11515	adobe ayam	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11516	adobe ascot	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-12"
11517	squat adobe abaya	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11518	dehydrated adobe assortment	1		Last Available: "2024-12"
11519	warmed adobe brittle	0		Effect: "Notably Lovely", Effect Duration: 15
11520	fuchsia blurry lard-coated energetic smooth crepe paper phrygian cap	0		Moxie: +15, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Pull down your crepe paper phrygian cap", Last Available: "2025-12"
11521	squat Usain Bolt's curative Herculean crepe paper parachute cape	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Initiative: +80, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2025-12"
11522	huge vibrating quilted Rosewater's crepe paper pie clip	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Damage Absorption: +40, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Look through your crepe paper pie clip", Last Available: "2025-12"
11523	ghostly medical-grade veiny grievous crepe paper puzzle cube	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Maximum HP: +10, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play with your crepe paper puzzle", Last Available: "2025-12"
11524	twirling fireproof veiny Newton's crepe paper plunge camisole	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Maximum HP: +10, Hot Resistance: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Leave nothing to the imagination", Last Available: "2025-12"
11525	wizardly brainy crepe paper polka charm of temperance	0		Mysticality: 30, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Embrace polka", Last Available: "2025-12"
11526	twisted crepe paper pared cuttings	1		Effect: "Jawin'", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2025-12"
11527	wet activated triple-warmed wobbly crepe paper peanut candy	0		Effect: "Rushin' Hands", Effect Duration: 48
11528	squat resourceful Herculean petrified wood war pike	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Maximum MP: +50, Last Available: "2025-12"
11529	perfumed energetic petrified wood waist protector	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Stench Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Avoid Attack: 1, Last Available: "2025-12"
11530	manspreader's hardy petrified wood wizard's pouch	0		Maximum HP: +50, Monster Level: +10, Single Equip, Lantern: 2, Lantern Element: "Hot", Lantern Element: "None", Last Available: "2025-12"
11531	quilted petrified wood water purifier of horror	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Lantern: 2, Lantern Element: "Cold", Lantern Element: "Sleaze", Last Available: "2025-12"
11532	lime green clever petrified wood whoopie panama of Gandalf	0		Maximum MP: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Last Available: "2025-12", Thorns: 1
11533	purple greasy toasty petrified wood walking pants	0		Hot Damage: +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2025-12"
11534	powdered blue pulsating jittery petrified wood waste parts	1		Last Available: "2025-12"
11535	deionized red petrified wood wafer praline	0		Effect: "Flower Power", Effect Duration: 61
11536	high-proof bad cybeer	7	decent	Last Available: "2025-12"
11537	ICEbox	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11538	huge shaking wired underwear	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Refresh HP", Last Available: "2025-12"
11539	encrypted shuriken	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Encrypted Shuriken", Last Available: "2025-12"
11540	baby chest mimic	0		Free Pull
11541	upside-down pulsating googly chest eyes	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11542	mimic egg	0		
11543	sizzling friendly Crimbuccaneer war standard	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Hot Damage: +10, Last Available: "2023-12"
11544	Elf Guard war standard of wisdom of Gandalf	0		Mysticality: +15, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Last Available: "2023-12"
11545	in-the-box spring shoes	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-02"
11546	veiny spring shoes of wisdom of extreme caution	0		Mysticality: +15, Maximum HP: +10, Monster Level: -25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spring Away", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spring Kick", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spring Growth Spurt", Drops Items, Last Available: "2024-02"
11547	dry ultra-soft ferns	0		Effect: "Ooh, Sour!", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2024-02"
11548	vacuum-sealed crunchy brush	0		Effect: "Go Get 'Em, Tiger!", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2024-02"
11549	smashed scientific equipment	0		
11550	mirror biphasic molecular oculus	0		No Pull
11551	huge triphasic molecular oculus	0		
11552	high-tension exoskeleton	0		Avoid Attack: 1
11553	ultra-high-tension exoskeleton	0		Avoid Attack: 2
11554	irresponsible-tension exoskeleton	0		Avoid Attack: 3
11555	skewed blurry quick-release belt pouch	0		Single Equip
11556	quick-release fannypack	0		Single Equip
11557	narrow quick-release utility belt	0		Single Equip
11558	mirror chilly motion sensor	0		Cold Damage: +5, Single Equip
11559	focused magnetron pistol	0		Single Equip
11560	mirror blue packaged Everfull Dart Holster	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-03"
11561	twirling wool Everfull Dart Holster of temperance	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-03"
11562	teal research fragment	0		
11563	green Thwaitgold wolf spider statuette	0		
11564	boxed Apriling band helmet	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-04"
11565	wobbly vibrating medical-grade Apriling band helmet of the bloodbag of the boozehound of Flo-Jo	0		Maximum HP: +100, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Booze Drop: +100, Initiative: +100, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2024-04"
11566	tumbling Usain Bolt's steel-toed dangerous personal trainer's Apriling band saxophone	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Weapon Damage: +10, Damage Reduction: 9, Initiative: +80, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-04"
11567	stiffened thinker's Apriling band quad tom of extreme caution of the empath	0		Mysticality: +10, Damage Reduction: 1, Monster Level: -25, Familiar Weight: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-04"
11568	wobbly squat steel-toed fortified Da Vinci's Rosewater's beefcake's Apriling band tuba	0		Muscle: +25, Mysticality Percent: +30, Experience (Mysticality): +5, Damage Absorption: +60, Damage Reduction: 9, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-04"
11569	frightening careful vibrating dangerous groovy brawny Apriling band staff	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Moxie Percent: +10, Weapon Damage: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Monster Level: -10, Spooky Damage: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-04"
11570	Apriling band piccolo	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-04"
11571	boxed Mayam Calendar	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-05"
11572	narrow Mayam Calendar	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-05"
11573	small moldy yam	2	crappy	Last Available: "2024-05"
11574	perfectly mixed tumbling yam martini	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2024-05"
11575	delicious strong sweet potato o' mine	5	awesome	Last Available: "2024-05"
11576	acceptable Southern yam	3	good	Last Available: "2024-05"
11577	triple-distilled drinkable sweet potato punch	6	good	Last Available: "2024-05"
11578	moldy diet maroon Mayam spinach	1	crappy	Last Available: "2024-05"
11579	bland yam and swiss	4	decent	Last Available: "2024-05"
11580	lime green skewed rosy-cheeked hardened yam cannon of the sweet-tooth	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Candy Drop: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-05"
11581	ghostly yam cannon	0		Initiative: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-05"
11582	yam battery	0		Last Available: "2024-05"
11583	skewed yam stinkbomb	0		Last Available: "2024-05"
11584	Jim Carey's hale sinister furry yam buckler	0		Spell Damage: +10, Maximum HP: +20, Monster Level: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-05"
11585	thanksgiving bomb	0		Last Available: "2024-05"
11586	upside-down auspicious greasy supercool yamtility belt	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Item Drop: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-05"
11587	enchanted massive adequate gray yam slider	7	good	Effect: "Make Meat FA$T!", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2024-05"
11588	special tasty yam mayo	3	awesome	Effect: "Pill Power", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2024-05"
11589	tasty yam burrito	3	awesome	Last Available: "2024-05"
11590	squat visual packet sniffer	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11591	narrow mini kiwi egg	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-06"
11592	aviator goggles	0		
11593	wobbly wobbly cyan Thwaitgold Illinigina illinoiensis model	0		
11594	tasty mini kiwi	3	awesome	Last Available: "2024-06"
11595	huge wool chilly smartaleck's mini kiwi bikini	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Cold Damage: +5, Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2024-06"
11596	fancy watered-down artisanal mini kiwitini	2	EPIC	Effect: "Mental A-cue-ity", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2024-06"
11597	mini kiwi invisible dirigible	0		Familiar Weight: -20, Last Available: "2024-06"
11598	mini kiwi aioli	0		Last Available: "2024-06"
11599	flame-retardant hardened mini kiwi silicon tiepin of the storm	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Hot Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2024-06"
11600	mini kiwi tipi	0		Last Available: "2024-06"
11601	flavorless massive mini kiwi digitized cookies	9	decent	Last Available: "2024-06"
11602	lousy weak mini kiwi intoxicating spirits	2	decent	Last Available: "2024-06"
11603	boiled cold-filtered irradiated fuchsia mini kiwi antimilitaristic hippy petition	0		Effect: "Brother Flying Burrito's Blessing", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2024-06"
11604	irradiated colloidal mini kiwi illicit antibiotic	0		Effect: "Mushroom Moxiousness", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2024-06"
11605	hardy mini kiwi whipping stick of incineration	0		Maximum HP: +50, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2024-06"
11606	savvy mini kiwi icepick	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Last Available: "2024-06"
11607	cold-filtered ionized mini kiwi-flavored aspirin-injecting lipstick	0		Effect: "Human-Demon Hybrid", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2024-06"
11608	packaged Roman Candelabra	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-07"
11609	Roman Candelabra	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blow the Blue Candle!", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blow the Green Candle!", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blow the Purple Candle!", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blow the Red Candle!", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blow the Yellow Candle!", Last Available: "2024-07"
11610	twirling protogenetic chunklet (synapse)	0		
11611	protogenetic chunklet (muscle)	0		
11612	protogenetic chunklet (flagellum)	0		
11613	protogenetic chunklet (elbow)	0		
11614	ghostly protogenetic chunklet (lips)	0		
11615	wholesome banded groovy messenger bag RNA	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Damage Absorption: +100, Maximum HP Percent: +10
11616	flagellate flagon	0		
11617	shaking proto-proto-protozoa	0		
11618	decent small twirling bacteria bisque	2	good	
11619	moldy special snack-sized ciliophora chowder	2	crappy	Effect: "Night of the Nachos", Effect Duration: 10
11620	normal cream of chloroplasts	3	good	
11621	squat synaptic soup	0		
11622	upside-down muscular soup	0		
11623	flagellate soup	0		
11624	blinking jittery elbow soup	0		
11625	lip soup	0		
11626	unevolved organism	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-07"
11627	extra ooze	0		
11628	extra DNA	0		Experience (familiar): +1
11629	untorn tearaway pants package	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-08"
11630	perfumed stanky sharpshooter's beefcake's tearaway pants of terror	0		Muscle: +25, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Tear Away your Pants!", Last Available: "2024-08"
11631	baby bodyguard	0		
11632	Doll Moll violin case	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
11633	Tina gun	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11634	jittery green upside-down tattoo gun	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
11635	triple-distilled smooth Colera Peste Nebbiolo	7	awesome	Last Available: "2026-08"
11636	longbox of Batfellow comics	0		
11637	Thwaitgold shield bug statuette	0		
11638	bodyguard badge	0		
11639	Too Cold to Hold: How to Be Cool - A Memoir	0		Skill: "Too Cool"
11640	Too Cold to Hold: How to Be Cool - A Memoir (read)	0		Skill: "Too Cool"
11641	boxed Sept-Ember Censer	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-09"
11642	Sept-Ember Censer	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11643	sage blade of dismemberment	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-09"
11644	Embering Hulk	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11645	skewed Mmm-brr! brand mouthwash	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11646	huge Septapus summoning charm	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11647	structural ember	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11648	greedy Annie Oakley's Sinatra's embers-only jacket	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Meat Drop: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-09"
11649	careful bembershoot	0		Monster Level: -10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-09"
11650	adequate wheel of camembert	3	good	Last Available: "2024-09"
11651	scandalous extremely unsafe hat of remembering of courage	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Sleaze Damage: +5, Spooky Resistance: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-09"
11652	bouncing throwin' ember	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11653	head of emberg lettuce	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11654	embering hunk	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11655	soft cap of diminishing returns	0		
11656	photo booth sized crate	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-10"
11657	boxed bat wings	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-10"
11658	shaking up-at-dawn Sinatra's bat wings of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Experience (Moxie): +5, Adventures: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Rest upside down", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Swoop like a Bat", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Summon Cauldron of Bats", Last Available: "2024-10"
11659	ember egg	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11660	ember	0		Cold Resistance: +1
11661	wobbly careful veiny monocle on a stick	0		Maximum HP: +10, Monster Level: -10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11662	friendly plastic pipe of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Familiar Weight: +3, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11663	hale grievous fake arrow-through-the-head	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Maximum HP: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11664	miser's Sherlock's bow tie	0		Item Drop: +25, Meat Drop: +10, Clowniness: 25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11665	aromatic razor-sharp fake huge beard	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Stench Resistance: +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11666	twirling crafty Samson's astronaut helmet	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Maximum MP: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11667	perfumed nasty feather boa	0		Stench Damage: +5, Stench Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11668	rosy-cheeked Sheriff badge of the boozehound	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Booze Drop: +100, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11669	reassuring weightlifter's Sheriff pistol	0		Muscle: +15, Spooky Resistance: +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11670	Newton's Sheriff moustache of the businessman	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Meat Drop: +50, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11671	flame-retardant cool photo booth supply list	0		Moxie: +5, Hot Resistance: +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Check for photo booth supplies", Last Available: "2024-10"
11672	peace turkey outline	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-11"
11673	tie-dye headband	0		
11674	adequate skewed whirled peas	4	good	Last Available: "2024-11"
11675	adequate peaza	4	good	Last Available: "2024-11"
11676	peace shooter	0		Last Available: "2024-11"
11677	denatured skewed drenchrome 2.0	1		Last Available: "2025-12"
11678	pickled Synapse Blaster	1		Last Available: "2025-12"
11679	quantized familiar	0		
11680	blurry quantum watch	0		Adventures: +2
11681	quantized familiar experience	0		
11682	vacuum-sealed quadruple-pickled tumbling pea brittle	0		Effect: "Human-Elf Hybrid", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2024-11"
11683	lousy peasco	3	decent	Last Available: "2024-11"
11684	stale twirling piece of cake	3	decent	Last Available: "2024-11"
11685	handful of split pea soup	0		Last Available: "2024-11"
11686	Sealed TakerSpace letter of Marque	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-12"
11687	TakerSpace letter of Marque	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11688	family-friendly Sinatra's deft pirate hook	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-12"
11689	upside-down rock-hard dangerous iron tricorn hat	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Damage Reduction: 5, Lasts Until Rollover, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Iron Tricorn Headbutt", Last Available: "2024-12"
11690	razor-sharp jolly roger flag	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-12"
11691	sleeping profane parrot	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11692	pirrrate's currrse	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11693	fancy practically non-alcoholic bad tankard of spiced rum	1	decent	Effect: "Full of Vinegar", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2024-12"
11694	enchanted bad bouncing tankard of spiced Goldschlepper	3	decent	Effect: "protect.enq", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2024-12"
11695	maroon wobbly packaged luxury garment	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11696	stanky governor's daughter's lace collar	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2024-12"
11697	teal governor's daughter's petticoats of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2024-12"
11698	razor-sharp governor's daughter's pearl hairpin	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Last Available: "2024-12"
11699	green harpoon	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11700	ghostly chili powder cutlass of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Last Available: "2024-12"
11701	bland shaking Aztec tamale	4	decent	Last Available: "2024-12"
11702	jolly roger tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11703	huge pet rock	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11704	cyan smelly groggles	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2024-12"
11705	red pirate dinghy	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11706	purple anchor bomb	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11707	blinking dog trainer's boxer's silky pirate drawers	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Experience (familiar): +1, Last Available: "2024-12"
11708	profane eye patch	0		Sleaze Damage: +3
11709	concentrated improved peppermint pegleg	0		Effect: "Scrappy, Shadowy", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2024-12"
11710	triple-distilled artisanal hard cocoa	7	EPIC	Last Available: "2024-12"
11711	massive adequate salmagumdi	10	good	Last Available: "2024-12"
11712	sizzling plastic Easter Island Bunny	0		Hot Damage: +10, Last Available: "2024-12"
11713	skewed narrow auspicious plastic St. Patrick	0		Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2024-12"
11714	energetic medical-grade plastic Colonel Brando	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2024-12"
11715	green sizzling plastic Jedediah and Boiling Cloud	0		Hot Damage: +10, Last Available: "2024-12"
11716	chilly plastic &quot;Santa Claus&quot;	0		Cold Damage: +5, Last Available: "2024-12"
11717	Spirit of Easter	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11718	pulsating Spirit of St. Patrick's Day	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11719	Spirit of Veteran's Day	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11720	squat Spirit of Thanksgiving	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11721	Spirit of Christmas	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11722	stale coney haunch	3	decent	Last Available: "2024-12"
11723	galvanized quadruple-liquefied gray dark chocolate egg	0		Effect: "Cranberry Cordiality", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2024-12"
11724	fancy irresponsibly strong acceptable moai toai	9	good	Effect: "Rain Dancin'", Effect Duration: 10
11725	ghostly cyan scandalous nasty occult moaiball	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Stench Damage: +5, Sleaze Damage: +5, Last Available: "2024-12"
11726	ghostly half-digested rat	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11727	pickled chilled four-leaf potato sprout	0		Effect: "Venomous Weapon", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2024-12"
11728	hardy Sinatra's potato jacket of terror	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Maximum HP: +50, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2024-12"
11729	traumatic holiday memory	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11730	Brandonian footlocker key	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11731	Jim Carey's padded military orb	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Monster Level: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Throw Military Orb", Last Available: "2024-12"
11732	super-ionized electrified maroon pulsating rum ball	0		Effect: "Crusty Head", Effect Duration: 52
11733	lime green skewed gravy skin	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11734	perfumed sinister gravyskin hat	0		Spell Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2024-12"
11735	censurious gravyskin buckler of the early riser	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2024-12"
11736	mirror Jim Carey's Lo Pan's gravyskin skirt	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Monster Level: +25, Last Available: "2024-12"
11737	executive gravyskin pants of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2024-12"
11738	magnetized aerosolized crystallized pumpkin spice	0		Effect: "Squirming Like a Toad", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2024-12"
11739	stale room scale bean casserole	4	decent	Last Available: "2024-12"
11740	upside-down fragile Christmas ornament	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11741	ragged wool yarn	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11742	blurry horrifying personal trainer's perfect Christmas scarf of incineration	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-12"
11743	blurry snowman-enchanting tophat of temperance of the early riser	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Adventures: +7, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Place your hat on their head", Last Available: "2024-12"
11744	irradiated LIDAR candle	0		Effect: "Lubed", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2024-12"
11745	mirror nippy baleful Congressional Medal of Insanity of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Spell Damage: +25, Cold Damage: +10, Lantern: 3, Last Available: "2024-12"
11746	blurry pumpkin spice whorl	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11747	fortified hand-crafted twirling Easter grasshopper	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2024-12"
11748	acceptable Irish eggnog	4	good	Last Available: "2024-12"
11749	delicious canteen of jungle juice	3	awesome	Last Available: "2024-12"
11750	hand-crafted turchucken	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2024-12"
11751	irresponsibly strong perfectly mixed jittery mechanically-mulled cider	6	EPIC	Last Available: "2024-12"
11752	lousy weak holiday trip around the world	2	decent	Last Available: "2024-12"
11753	rotten lime green chocolate ostrich egg	4	crappy	Last Available: "2024-12"
11754	bland beef and cabbage	3	decent	Last Available: "2024-12"
11755	half-sized spoiled candy rations	2	crappy	Last Available: "2024-12"
11756	adequate double-candied yams	4	good	Last Available: "2024-12"
11757	spoiled spinning Christmas ham	3	crappy	Last Available: "2024-12"
11758	stale spinning holiday smorgasbord	4	decent	Last Available: "2024-12"
11759	Bowl of Infinite Jelly	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11760	frosty bejazzled eyepatch	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2024-12"
11761	Secrets of the Master Egg Hunters	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Master Egg Hunter"
11762	Secrets of the Master Egg Hunters (used)	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Master Egg Hunter"
11763	shaking How to Lose Friends and Attract Snakes	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Attract Snakes"
11764	blue How to Lose Friends and Attract Snakes (used)	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Attract Snakes"
11765	blurry Covert Ops for Kids	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Hide From Seekers"
11766	Covert Ops for Kids (used)	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Hide From Seekers"
11767	Holiday Multitasking	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Holiday Multitasking"
11768	Holiday Multitasking (used)	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Holiday Multitasking"
11769	Hoyle's Guide to Reindeer Games	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Reindeer Games"
11770	ghostly narrow Hoyle's Guide to Reindeer Games (used)	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Reindeer Games"
11771	mirror moai statuette	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11772	prompt lion tamer's curative baleful egg gun	0		Spell Damage: +25, Experience (familiar): +2, Adventures: +3, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Egg the face", Last Available: "2024-12"
11773	blinking frightening resourceful steel-toed army helmet of the scaredy-cat	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Maximum MP: +50, Monster Level: -15, Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2024-12"
11774	huge blurry candy egg deviler	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11775	napkin	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11776	massive bland Thanksgiving ration	9	decent	Last Available: "2024-12"
11777	lousy shaking Easter eggnog	4	decent	Last Available: "2024-12"
11778	denatured bouncing clovermint	1		Effect: "Gunky Dory", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2024-12"
11779	inspector's padded beefcake's nylon Christmas stockings of Leguizamo	0		Muscle: +25, Damage Absorption: +20, Monster Level: +20, Item Drop: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-12"
11780	tattoo of two turkeys	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11781	magnetized red deviled candy egg	0		Effect: "Thanksgot", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2024-12"
11782	McHugeLarge deluxe ski set	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-01"
11783	hardened McHugeLarge duffel bag of courage	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2025-01", McHugeLarge
11784	huge Annie Oakley's Socratic McHugeLarge left pole of Leguizamo	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Monster Level: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "McHugeLarge Slash", Last Available: "2025-01", McHugeLarge
11785	resourceful Oprah's banded McHugeLarge right pole	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Maximum MP: +50, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "McHugeLarge Stab", Last Available: "2025-01", McHugeLarge
11786	olive Jeselnik's weightlifter's McHugeLarge left ski	0		Muscle: +15, Sleaze Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "McHugeLarge Avalanche", Last Available: "2025-01", McHugeLarge
11787	McHugeLarge right ski of the cougar of temperance	0		Moxie: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "McHugeLarge Ski Plow", Last Available: "2025-01", McHugeLarge
11788	1	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11789	wobbly 0	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11790	altered eXpand	1		Last Available: "2025-12"
11791	brute force hammer	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Brute Force Hammer", Last Available: "2025-12"
11792	datastick	0		Last Available: "2025-12", RAM: +1
11793	pulsating dedigitizer schematic: brute force hammer	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11794	dedigitizer schematic: malware injector	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11795	jittery dedigitizer schematic: cybervisor	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11796	huge dedigitizer schematic: digibritches	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11797	dedigitizer schematic: cryptocloak	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11798	dedigitizer schematic: zero-trust tanktop	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11799	dedigitizer schematic: retro floppy disk	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11800	dedigitizer schematic: pocket GPU	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11801	blurry dedigitizer schematic: trojan horseshoe	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11802	dedigitizer schematic: familiar-in-the-middle	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11803	cybervisor	0		Last Available: "2025-12", RAM: +3
11804	gray retro floppy disk	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11805	pocket GPU	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2025-12"
11806	malware injector	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Inject Malware", Last Available: "2025-12"
11807	gray CyberRealm keycode	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-12"
11808	server room key	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11809	3d printed server room key	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11810	dedigitizer schematic: 3d printed server room key	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11811	cyan logic grenade	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11812	diluted psilocyber mushroom	1		Last Available: "2025-12"
11813	fuchsia spinning dedigitizer schematic: SLEEP(5) rom chip	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11814	squat dedigitizer schematic: OVERCLOCK(10) rom chip	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11815	dedigitizer schematic: STATS+++ rom chip	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11816	dedigitizer schematic: insignificant bit	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11817	dedigitizer schematic: hashing vise	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11818	cyan dedigitizer schematic: geofencing rapier	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11819	blinking dedigitizer schematic: geofencing shield	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11820	dedigitizer schematic: virtual cybertattoo	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11821	SLEEP(5) rom chip	0		Skill: "SLEEP(5)", Last Available: "2025-12"
11822	squat OVERCLOCK(10) rom chip	0		Skill: "OVERCLOCK(10)", Last Available: "2025-12"
11823	squat STATS+++ rom chip	0		Skill: "STATS+++", Last Available: "2025-12"
11824	skewed insignificant bit	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11825	parity bit	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11826	twirling hashing vise	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11827	geofencing rapier	0		Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Thrust your geofencing rapier", Last Available: "2025-12"
11828	skewed geofencing shield	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11829	virtual cybertattoo	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11830	ninja rope	0		
11831	fuchsia ninja crampons	0		
11832	ninja carabiner	0		
11833	diffused Vulcanized synthetic coffee	0		Effect: "Gyromitra Gymnastics", Effect Duration: 33
11834	aerosolized boiled mirror iDrops	0		Effect: "damage.enh", Effect Duration: 22
11835	shame coil	0		
11836	new-in-box toy Cupid bow	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-02"
11837	gray toy Cupid bow	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Last Available: "2025-02"
11838	heat arc	0		
11839	blinking scrape	0		
11840	phantom digit	0		
11841	foul line	0		
11842	dark manioc	0		
11843	skewed Observer source code	0		
11844	twirling chill gherkin	0		
11845	bouncing childrens' stapler	0		
11846	plover's egg	0		
11847	flyswatter	0		
11848	Thwaitgold cordyceps ant statuette	0		
11849	green heat particle	0		Hot Damage: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +10
11850	sore	0		Cold Damage: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +10
11851	bouncing twirling stomach churner	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
11852	blurry phantom brace	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10
11853	skewed foul cozy	0		Stench Damage: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +10
11854	grim cellophane	0		Combat Rate: -5
11855	huge rift oculus	0		Combat Rate: +5
11856	sweaty egg	0		HP Regen Min: 4, HP Regen Max: 8
11857	carton of extra-sharp, staples	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Spell Damage: +10
11858	glover liners	0		Pickpocket Chance: +10
11859	blurry fuchsia huge mosquito speakers	0		Monster Level: +5
11860	assemble-it-yourself Leprecondo	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-03"
11861	twirling Leprecondo	0		Last Available: "2025-03"
11862	boiled scoop of pre-workout powder	1		Last Available: "2025-03"
11863	narrow table tennis ball	0		Last Available: "2025-03"
11864	hand-crafted pint of Leprechaun Stout	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2025-03"
11865	distilled cyan huge phosphor traces	1		Effect: "Orc Chops", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2025-03"
11866	crafting plans	0		Last Available: "2025-03"
11867	Book of Irony	0		Skill: "Generate Irony"
11868	spoon	0		
11869	spinning cyan unironic knife	0		
11870	fuchsia bar dart	0		Last Available: "2025-03"
11871	denatured blinking spinning leprechaun antidepressant pill	1		Effect: "Devil Inside", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2025-03"
11872	spoiled diet Heck ramen	1	crappy	Last Available: "2025-03"
11873	delicious burrito	3	awesome	Last Available: "2025-03"
11874	low-calorie moldy small beer brat	1	crappy	Last Available: "2025-03"
11875	moldy miniature peach pie	2	crappy	Last Available: "2025-03"
11876	snack-sized normal incredible mini-pizza	2	good	Last Available: "2025-03"
11877	perfectly mixed shaking Divine sidecar	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2025-03"
11878	acceptable tangarita sidecar	4	good	Last Available: "2025-03"
11879	tolerable gimlet sidecar	3	good	Last Available: "2025-03"
11880	practically non-alcoholic acceptable vodka stratocaster sidecar	1	good	Last Available: "2025-03"
11881	delicious weak prussian cathouse sidecar	2	awesome	Last Available: "2025-03"
11882	mediocre ghostly Mon Tiki sidecar	3	decent	Last Available: "2025-03"
11883	Packaged April Shower Thoughts Calendar	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-04"
11884	MacGyver's grievous April Shower Thoughts shield	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Maximum MP: +100, Last Available: "2025-04"
11885	glob of wet paper	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11886	red spitball	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11887	wet modified corrupted twirling gray wet paper weights	0		Effect: "Cuts Like a Lightly-Buttered Knife", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2025-04"
11888	tolerable Three Sheets to the Wind	4	good	Last Available: "2025-04"
11889	decent super-sized pile of wet dates	5	good	Last Available: "2025-04"
11890	papier Mach 1 airplane	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11891	bouncing wet blanket	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11892	toasty wet shower cap	0		Hot Damage: +5, Last Available: "2025-04"
11893	blurry teal wet shower shoes of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Last Available: "2025-04"
11894	wet shower shorts of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2025-04"
11895	upside-down wet paper tiger	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11896	olive wet paper eye	0		Familiar Weight: +15
11897	bouncing wet shower curtain	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11898	energized squat wet paper cup	0		Effect: "Grape Expectations", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2025-04"
11899	diffused wet paperback	0		Effect: "substats.enh", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2025-04"
11900	vibrating wet shower radio	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2025-04"
11901	wet shower stamp	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11902	baleful birthday bloon	0		Spell Damage: +25
11903	double-ionized upside-down jawwetter	0		Effect: "Dexteri Tea", Effect Duration: 11
11904	ghostly Unpeeled Peridot of Peril	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-05"
11905	Jeselnik's Samson's smartaleck's Peridot of Peril	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Experience (Muscle): +5, Sleaze Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2025-05"
11906	healthy terrycloth turban	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20
11907	Oprah's jockey's hat	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50
11908	coward's sharpshooter's hat	0		Monster Level: -20
11909	huge extra-tight skullcap	0		Item Drop: +5
11910	rock-hard sturdy pith helmet	0		Damage Reduction: 5
11911	blinking bishop's mitre of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25
11912	tin foil hat of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25
11913	blurry construction hardhat of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20
11914	imposing pilgrim's hat of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20
11915	crown of thorns	0		Thorns: 1
11916	stylish stylish bycocket	0		Moxie: +25
11917	Thwaitgold mad hatterpillar statuette	0		
11918	packaged prismatic beret	0		Free Pull
11919	blush beret	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Beret Blast", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Beret Boast", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Beret Busking", Last Available: "2025-06"
11920	upside-down flak shield	0		
11921	Axis HQ Code	0		
11922	yeti in a travel cooler	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-07"
11923	exchanger	0		Cold Damage: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2025-07"
11924	curative Axis helmet of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
11925	brawny beefy Axis fatigues	0		Muscle: +10, Muscle Percent: +20
11926	supercool groovy Axis suspenders	0		Moxie Percent: 30, Single Equip
11927	stolen artifact	0		
11928	huge really expensive stolen artifact	0		
11929	priceless stolen artifact	0		
11930	chocolate rations	0		
11931	bouncing nice nylon stockings	0		
11932	skewed Allied Radio Backpack Pack	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-07"
11933	yellow rosewater-soaked Socratic strapping Allied Radio Backpack	0		Muscle: +5, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Stench Resistance: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Call in an Airstrike", Last Available: "2025-07"
11934	orphaned baby skeleton	0		
11935	ordnance magnet	0		Single Equip, Drops Items
11936	purple skewed confetti grenade	0		
11937	normal Skeleton Wars rations	3	good	
11938	tolerable extra-dry upside-down skeleton war fuel can	5	good	
11939	green skeleton war grenade	0		
11940	chocolate and nylons detector	0		
11941	M&ouml;bius ring box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-08"
11942	blinking M&ouml;bius ring	0		Gear Drop: [100*lte(paradoxicity,7)*gte(paradoxicity,3)], Last Available: "2025-08"
11943	bone pacifier	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11944	ghostly sizzling hardened Allied Forces insignia of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Damage Reduction: 3, Hot Damage: +10, Single Equip
11945	blurry yellow Allied Tattoo Kit	0		
11946	handheld Allied radio	0		
11947	lime green Axis codebook	0		
11948	dry Life Goals Pamphlet	0		Effect: "Fishy", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2025-08"
11949	purple foul-smelling bully badge	0		Stench Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2025-08"
11950	scorching time cop top hat	0		Hot Damage: +25, Last Available: "2025-08"
11951	red Stock Certificate	0		Last Available: "2025-08"
11952	pickled twirling cyan mixed berry jelly	1		Effect: "Cletus's Canticle of Celerity", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2025-08"
11953	tasty toast with mixed berry jelly	3	awesome	Last Available: "2025-08"
11954	rotten shaking bouncing cup of sugar	4	crappy	Last Available: "2025-08"
11955	thick rotten mirror Susie's cupcake	5	crappy	Last Available: "2025-08"
11956	clock	0		Last Available: "2025-08"
11957	blurry toasty wicked Da Vinci's the gun	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Spell Damage: +5, Hot Damage: +5, Last Available: "2025-08"
11958	tolerable weak wine	2	good	Last Available: "2025-08"
11960	really, really nice swimming trunks	0		Adventure Underwater
11961	sand penny	0		
11962	supercharged undersea surveying goggles	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Lasts Until Rollover
11963	high-proof delicious fuchsia Ocean-Touched Rum	7	awesome	
11964	distilled huge green water-logged pill	1		
11965	moldy tiny kelp puck	1	crappy	
11966	scroll of sea strength	0		
11967	blinking scroll of sea smarts	0		
11968	scroll of sea smarm	0		
11969	waterlogged scroll of healing	0		
11970	sea gel	0		
11971	modified quantum octopus ink bladder	0		Effect: "Electrolit Up", Effect Duration: 62
11972	durable dolphin whistle	0		
11973	shaking Thwaitgold lobster statuette	0		
11974	blinking packaged Monodent of the Sea	0		Free Pull
11975	Monodent of the Sea	0		Hot Damage: +25, All Attributes Percent: +5, Experience: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sea *dent: Throw a Lightning Bolt", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sea *dent: Summon a Wave", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sea *dent: Talk to Some Fish", Last Available: "2025-09"
11976	skewed unblemished pearl	0		
11977	ribald dentadent	0		Sleaze Damage: +10
11986	lab-grown blood cubic zirconia	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-10"
11987	Temple Grandin's manspreader's padded grievous experienced blood cubic zirconia of mayonnaise	0		Experience: +2, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Damage Absorption: +20, Monster Level: +10, Familiar Weight: +7, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Blood Geyser", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Refracted Gaze", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Sweat Bullets", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Blood Bath", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Dial it up to 11", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Sweat Equity", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Create Blood Thinner", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Prepare Spinal Tapas", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Craft a Pheromone Cocktail", Last Available: "2025-10"
12044	compressed blood thinner	1		Last Available: "2025-10"
12045	tolerable pheromone cocktail	3	good	Last Available: "2025-10"
12046	tasty immense spinal tapas	10	awesome	Last Available: "2025-10"
12047	olive shrunken head in a duffel bag	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-11"
12048	narrow twirling sharpshooter's energetic savvy shrunken head	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Prepare to reanimate your Foe", Last Available: "2025-11"
12049	stocking full of bones	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-12"
12050	ghostly small peppermint-flavored sugar walking crook	0		
12051	jittery knucklebone	0		
12052	triple-distilled smooth narrow Smoking Pope	6	awesome	
12053	decent prize turkey	3	good	
12054	dehydrated pulsating medicinal gruel	1		
12055	miniature adequate full-sized pumpkin pie	2	good	Last Available: "2025-11"
12056	practically non-alcoholic artisanal vodka cranberry sauce	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	Last Available: "2025-11"
12057	aerosolized vacuum-sealed yammed candy	0		Effect: "Izchak's Blessing", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2025-11"
12058	normal shaking treasure chestnut	3	good	Last Available: "2025-12"
12059	bad strong mulled butter rum	5	decent	Last Available: "2025-12"
12060	nitrogenated twirling cinnamon doubloon	0		Effect: "Dexteri Tea", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2025-12"
12061	ghostly groovy plastic left skeleton arm	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Last Available: "2025-12"
12062	bouncing slick plastic left skeleton leg	0		Moxie: +10, Last Available: "2025-12"
12063	quilted plastic right skeleton arm	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Last Available: "2025-12"
12064	narrow nasty plastic right skeleton leg	0		Stench Damage: +5, Last Available: "2025-12"
12065	blue arcane researcher's plastic skeleton pelvis	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Last Available: "2025-12"
12066	discreetly-wrapped Eternity Codpiece	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-12"
12067	The Eternity Codpiece	0		All Attributes: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-12"
12068	olive horrifying veiny angelbone kilt	0		Maximum HP: +10, Spooky Damage: +25, Last Available: "2026-12"
12069	angelbone totem of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-12", Spleen Capacity: +1
12070	prompt angelbone chopsticks	0		Adventures: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-12", Stomach Capacity: +1
12071	horrifying forbidden angelbone mantle	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Spooky Damage: +25, Last Available: "2026-12"
12072	perfumed angelbone dice	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-12", Liver Capacity: +1
12073	mirror steel-toed angelbone halo of the scaredy-cat	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Monster Level: -15, Last Available: "2026-12"
12074	boiled skewed wobbly angelbone fragments	1		Effect: "Shamboozled", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2026-12"
12075	activated nitrogenated jittery purple narrow biblically accurate gumdrops	0		Effect: "[800]Chocolate Reign", Effect Duration: 69
12076	Annie Oakley's devilbone helmet of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Last Available: "2026-12"
12077	devilbone greaves of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2026-12", Spleen Capacity: +1
12078	blinking upside-down therapeutic devilbone shinguards of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-12"
12079	hale devilbone corset	0		Maximum HP: +20, Last Available: "2026-12", Stomach Capacity: +1
12080	Samson's devilbone flute of the overflowing toilet	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2026-12"
12081	wobbly educational devilbone rosary	0		Experience: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-12", Liver Capacity: +1
12082	altered devilbone chunks	1		Effect: "Also Schmeckt Zarathustra", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2026-12"
12083	deionized tumbling spinning Gehenna tattoo	0		Effect: "Morbidi Tea", Effect Duration: 46
12116	burnt incisor	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12117	mirror burnt phalange	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12118	green burnt radius	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12119	burnt rib	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12120	tumbling burnt skull	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12121	Crymbocurrency	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12122	skewed up-at-dawn extra-thick Crimbo sweater	0		Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2025-12"
12123	purple bouncing The Encyclopedia of Holiday Funerary Rites	0		Skill: "Holiday Burial Knowledge", Last Available: "2025-12"
12124	lousy irresponsibly strong special yellow Steve Abrams' Holiday Sampler Beer	6	decent	Effect: "Carol of the Bones", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2025-12"
12125	crate of prize-winning rum	0		No Pull, Last Available: "2025-12"
12126	drinkable bottle of prize-winning rum	4	good	Last Available: "2025-12"
12127	chilly shellacked razor-sharp Santa-Slayer medal	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Damage Reduction: 7, Cold Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2025-12"
12128	Skull of Claus	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12129	flattened tarnished enhanced boiling bone marrow	0		Effect: "Briny Blood", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2025-12"
12130	deionized narrow olive wobbly boiling cerebrospinal fluid	0		Effect: "Swimming Head", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2025-12"
12131	ionized polarized cyan boiling synovial fluid	0		Effect: "Concentration", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2025-12"
12132	upside-down zippy miser's Jim Carey's smoldering vertebra	0		Monster Level: +25, Meat Drop: +10, Initiative: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2025-12"
12133	seal-clubbing club loot box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-01"
12134	<span style='padding: 2px; color: #ff8000; background-color: black;'>legendary seal-clubbing club</span>	0		Muscle Percent: +50, Weapon Damage: +10, Initiative: +50, Attacks Can't Miss, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Club 'Em Across the Battlefield", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Club 'Em Into Next Week", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Club 'Em Back in Time", Display Name: "<span style='padding: 2px; color: #ff8000; background-color: black;'>legendary seal-clubbing club</span>", Last Available: "2026-01"
12135	smoldering bone dust	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12136	wobbly volatile bone bomb	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12137	maroon Jack Frost's frosty hot boning knife of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Cold Spell Damage: 60, Single Equip, Last Available: "2025-12"
12138	healthy sinister extremely unsafe fistbone	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Spell Damage: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2025-12"
12139	flame-retardant wool burnt bone belt of the businessman	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Hot Resistance: +1, Meat Drop: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2025-12"
12140	ghostly Sinatra's scorched skull trophy	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Last Available: "2025-12"
12141	flavorless wing bone	3	decent	Last Available: "2025-12"
12142	acceptable weak skeleton venom	3	good	Last Available: "2025-12"
12143	vaporized squat baked bone meal	1		Last Available: "2025-12"
12144	plastic skeleton rib cage of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2025-12"
12145	tumbling Fonzie's plastic skeleton skull	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Last Available: "2025-12"
12146	resourceful plastic skeleton Crimbo hat	0		Maximum MP: +50, Last Available: "2025-12"
12147	assembled plastic Santa skeleton	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12148	tumbling narrow sleigh	0		Familiar Weight: +10
12149	olive undertakers' forceps	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12150	upside-down bone-polishing rag	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12151	lion tamer's scorched skeleton mask of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Experience (familiar): +2, Last Available: "2025-12"
12152	huge scorched skeleton shirt of chilblains of the glutton	0		Cold Damage: +25, Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2025-12"
12153	foul-smelling scorched skeleton pants of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Stench Damage: +10, Last Available: "2025-12"
12154	messenger parrot egg	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12155	buryable chest	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12156	Shanty: Let's Beat Up This Drunken Sailor	0		Skill: "Let's Beat Up This Drunken Sailor", Last Available: "2025-12"
12157	Shanty: Let's Beat Up This Drunken Sailor (used)	0		Skill: "Let's Beat Up This Drunken Sailor", Last Available: "2025-12"
12158	Shanty: I'm Smarter Than a Drunken Sailor	0		Skill: "I'm Smarter Than a Drunken Sailor", Last Available: "2025-12"
12159	Shanty: I'm Smarter Than a Drunken Sailor (used)	0		Skill: "I'm Smarter Than a Drunken Sailor", Last Available: "2025-12"
12160	Shanty: Look At That Drunken Sailor Dance	0		Skill: "Look At That Drunken Sailor Dance", Last Available: "2025-12"
12161	Shanty: Look At That Drunken Sailor Dance (used)	0		Skill: "Look At That Drunken Sailor Dance", Last Available: "2025-12"
12162	Shanty: Who's Going to Pay This Drunken Sailor?	0		Skill: "Who's Going to Pay This Drunken Sailor?", Last Available: "2025-12"
12163	narrow Shanty: Who's Going to Pay This Drunken Sailor? (used)	0		Skill: "Who's Going to Pay This Drunken Sailor?", Last Available: "2025-12"
12164	Shanty: Only Dogs Love a Drunken Sailor	0		Skill: "Only Dogs Love a Drunken Sailor", Last Available: "2025-12"
12165	Shanty: Only Dogs Love a Drunken Sailor (used)	0		Skill: "Only Dogs Love a Drunken Sailor", Last Available: "2025-12"
12166	tumbling Crymbocurrency tattoo	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12167	lightning-fast hardened fireproof bonesaw	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2025-12"
12168	horrifying Da Vinci's vermiculite shield	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Spooky Damage: +25, Last Available: "2025-12"
12169	ship's lantern of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Last Available: "2025-12"
12170	olive scorching arcane researcher's heat-resistant harpoon pistol	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Hot Damage: +25, Last Available: "2025-12"
12171	decent big blurry traditional gingerloaf	5	good	Last Available: "2025-12"
12172	weak bad Scotch and eggnog	2	decent	Last Available: "2025-12"
12173	improved twirling counterskeleton elixir	0		Effect: "Curiosity of Br'er Tarrypin", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2025-12"
12174	drinkable &quot;salvaged&quot; wine	3	good	Last Available: "2025-12"
12175	The Encyclopedia of Holiday Funerary Rites (used)	0		Skill: "Holiday Burial Knowledge", Last Available: "2025-12"
12176	crate of prize-winning cheese	0		No Pull, Last Available: "2025-12"
12177	toothsome red wedge of prize-winning cheese	3	awesome	Last Available: "2025-12"
12178	diffused spinning bouncing gummi fingerbone	0		Effect: "So You Can Work More...", Effect Duration: 16
12179	hardy glimmering crystal of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Maximum HP: +50, Last Available: "2025-12"
12180	boxed Heartstone	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-02"
12181	Heartstone	0		All Attributes Percent: +25, Experience: +3, HP Regen Min: 15, HP Regen Max: 20, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Steal Monster's Heart", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heartstone: %kill", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heartstone: %banish", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heartstone: %stun", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heartstone: %luck", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heartstone: %pals", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heartstone: %buff", Last Available: "2026-02"
12182	bouncing Thwaitgold meat bee statuette	0		
12183	loose Meats	0		
12184	Archaeologist's Spade	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12185	boxed Archaeologist's Spade	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-03"
12186	mirror dinosaur bone fragment	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12187	Pork Elf pottery shard	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12188	blue 2015 landfill detritus	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12189	intact dinosaur egg	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12190	fossilized cow femur	0		Familiar Weight: +5
12191	wobbly unopened Pork Elf toiletries kit	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12192	Pork Elf toiletries kit	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12193	extra-vacuum-sealed Pork Elf mouthwash	0		Effect: "Patent Prevention", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2026-03"
12194	electrified enhanced pulsating mirror Pork Elf deodorant	0		Effect: "Man's Worst Enemy", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2026-03"
12195	denatured cold-filtered Pork Elf toothpaste	0		Effect: "Scarysauce", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2026-03"
12196	pulsating narrow bolt of fabric	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12197	yellow electrified MacGyver's and dress	0		Maximum MP: +100, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2026-03"
12198	frightening and dress of the early riser	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2026-03"
12199	enhanced polymerized ghostly dinosaur bone broth	0		Effect: "Bread Burps", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2026-03"
12200	gnawing bone	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12201	Sherlock's dinosaur bone club	0		Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2026-03"
12202	maroon ribald healthy dinosaur skull helmet	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Sleaze Damage: +10, Last Available: "2026-03"
12203	ghostly greedy dinosaur bone corset of the brazier of mayonnaise	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2026-03"
12204	spirit-forward tolerable pulsating Pork Elf cough syrup	5	good	Last Available: "2026-03"
12205	squat Pork Elf neti pot	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12206	Pork Elf medicine cabinet	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12207	Pork Elf sink	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12208	Pork Elf toilet	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12209	half-sized delicious fancy shaking rat pizza	2	awesome	Effect: "Yeah, It's Just Gasoline", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2026-03"
12210	Fleek&trade; mascara	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12211	rosy-cheeked Samson's hoverboard of Gandalf	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-03"
12212	double-paned mansplainer's Fonzie's left shark fin	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Monster Level: +15, Cold Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2026-03"
12213	veiny fitness tracking bracelet	0		Maximum HP: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-03"
12214	powdered twirling candy bone	1		
12215	wrapped Baseball Diamond	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-04"
12216	Baseball Diamond	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Last Available: "2026-04"
12217	bland tumbling discarded hot dog	4	decent	Last Available: "2026-04"
12218	bad narrow purple most of a beer	4	decent	Last Available: "2026-04"
12222	pasta wand loot box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-05"
12223	<span style='padding: 2px; color: #ff8000; background-color: black;'>legendary pasta wand</span>	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Stench Damage: +5, Hot Damage: +5, Cold Damage: +5, Sleaze Damage: +5, Spell Damage: +10, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Spell Critical Percent: +15, Pasta Thrall Experience: +1, Single Equip, Display Name: "<span style='padding: 2px; color: #ff8000; background-color: black;'>legendary pasta wand</span>", Last Available: "2026-05"
12225	tumbling legendary noodles	0		Last Available: "2026-05"
12226	toothsome half-sized can of tuna	2	awesome	
12227	normal alien salad	3	good	
12228	spoiled ratbatatouille	4	crappy	
12229	delicious cyan onigiri	4	awesome	
12230	tiny bland crudit&eacute;s	1	decent	
12231	diet tasty sauced mutton	1	awesome	
12232	flavorless special hot honey ant	3	decent	Effect: "Your Favorite Flavor", Effect Duration: 5
12233	spoiled skewed tomb aspic	3	crappy	
12234	immense flavorless yellow later tots	6	decent	
12235	normal Frutti di Scatoletta	3	good	Last Available: "2026-05"
12236	big flavorless narrow Pesto alla Marziano	5	decent	Last Available: "2026-05"
12237	tiny normal Arrattabbattabiata	1	good	Last Available: "2026-05"
12238	bite-sized decent Orzo di Riso	1	good	Last Available: "2026-05"
12239	moldy Pasta Grimavera	3	crappy	Last Available: "2026-05"
12240	rotten Linguini Ubriacapa	3	crappy	Last Available: "2026-05"
12241	stale Formica e Pepe	4	decent	Last Available: "2026-05"
12242	moldy Tubetto Gelatto	4	crappy	Last Available: "2026-05"
12243	thick adequate maroon pulsating Gnocci Domani	5	good	Last Available: "2026-05"
12244	red Thwaitgold wallet moth statuette	0		
12245	scabbarded Sword of S Words	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-06"
12246	second-hand synthetic sloth skin scabbard	0		Familiar Weight: +5
12248	mega helmet	0		
12252	jittery rosy-cheeked boxer's Space Soldier Helmet	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +30
12253	decent jumbo premium turkey leg	5	good	
12254	bad styrofoam cup of mead	4	decent	
12255	upside-down upside-down sword of the ox	0		Muscle: +20
12256	staff of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20
12257	dangerous lute	0		Weapon Damage: +10
12258	shrink-wrapped Cup of 13s	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-07"
12259	Cup of 13s	0		Booze Drop: +60, MP Regen Min: 4, MP Regen Max: 8, HP Regen Min: 8, HP Regen Max: 13, Last Available: "2026-07"
12260	maroon groovy The Wizard's Android of chilblains of bravery	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Cold Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +5
12261	flash paperwad	0		
12262	juggling ball	0		
12263	pulsating lard-coated Jeselnik's tactical jester's cap	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Combat Item Damage Percent: 50
12264	single-use sword	0		
12265	strapping flimsy plastic helmet	0		Muscle: +5
12266	flimsy plastic greaves of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25
12267	arcane researcher's flimsy plastic breastplate	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10
12268	gray Tesla flimsy plastic shield	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
12269	cyan packaged Portable Laughing Stock	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-07"
12270	Lo Pan's veiny personal trainer's Portable Laughing Stock	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Maximum HP: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Taunt Your Foe", Last Available: "2026-07"
12271	greedy savvy Staff of Anachronistic Churning of the empath	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Familiar Weight: +5, Meat Drop: +20
12272	decent bouncing classic banana	4	good	Last Available: "2026-07"
12273	delicious jittery watermelon	3	awesome	Last Available: "2026-07"
12274	moldy shaking quince	4	crappy	Last Available: "2026-07"
12275	Interesting Coin	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12276	Interesting Coin Inheritance Letter	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-08"
12277	adequate classic banana pie	4	good	Last Available: "2026-07"
12278	anodized dry yellow blinking essential banana decoction	0		Effect: "Brocolate Brostidigitation", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2026-07"
12279	warmed polymerized purple banana quintessence	0		Effect: "Braaaains Over Braaaawwn", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2026-07"
12280	tolerable Aesop Daiquiri	3	good	Last Available: "2026-07"
12281	hand-crafted watered-down Monkey Congress	2	super EPIC	Last Available: "2026-07"
12282	spoiled watermelon pie	3	crappy	Last Available: "2026-07"
12283	polarized blurry tumbling concentrated watermelon juice	0		Effect: "Dweeby", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2026-07"
12284	colloidal extra-oxidized Aqua Citrulanatae	0		Effect: "Mucilaginous Muscle", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2026-07"
12285	drinkable practically non-alcoholic Melonegroni	1	good	Last Available: "2026-07"
12286	weak perfectly mixed Melonade Spritz	2	super EPIC	Last Available: "2026-07"
12287	adequate bouncing lime green quince pie	3	good	Last Available: "2026-07"
12288	colloidal quince quaff	0		Effect: "The Grass...  Is Blue...", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2026-07"
12289	ionized liquefied Quickquince	0		Effect: "Uncaged Power", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2026-07"
12290	artisanal Quiskey Sour	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2026-07"
12291	irresponsibly strong drinkable blue Quincea&ntilde;era Cooler	10	good	Last Available: "2026-07"
12292	aged Roth IPA	4	awesome	Last Available: "2026-08"
12293	ghostly energetic forbidden underdraft protection	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2026-08"
12294	solvent	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12295	stale soybean futures	3	decent	Last Available: "2026-08"
12296	anodized magnetized warmed housing bubble	0		Effect: "Dreams and Lights", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2026-08"
12297	flattened corrupted twirling Pixie-Swordz	0		Effect: "Chow Downed", Effect Duration: 49
12298	twirling reassuring financial instrument of the sweet-tooth	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2026-08"
12299	up-at-dawn nasty hedge fund clippers	0		Stench Damage: +5, Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2026-08"
12300	Da Vinci's selling shorts	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Last Available: "2026-08"
12301	narrow bear tattoo	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12302	bull tattoo	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12303	squat Jack Frost's 401k ring of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2026-08"
12304	maroon balance sheet	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12305	electrified huge invisible hand	0		Effect: "Gunky Dory", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2026-08"
12306	adjusted circle of overdraft protection scroll	0		Effect: "Slightly Mutated", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2026-08"
12307	warmed mint	0		Effect: "Uncaged Power", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2026-08"
12308	narrow mirror savings bondo	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12309	green blinking homeowner's loam	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12310	diluted tumbling toxic asset	1		Last Available: "2026-08"
12311	dried pulsating intangible asset	1		Last Available: "2026-08"
12312	vaporized liquid asset	1		Last Available: "2026-08"
12313	gross prophet chrysalis	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12314	cast entrails	0		Familiar Weight: +5
12315	mediocre weak Malattia Becco Malbec	2	decent	
12316	kneecapping contract	0		Skill: "Order a Kneecapping"
12317	Old Country cookbook	0		Skill: "Old Country Cooking"
12318	Thwaitgold and beetle statuette	0		
12319	Blue Team scarf	0		
12320	Red Team scarf	0		
12321	blinking meat shield toddler	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-09"
12322	can of shield tenderizer	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2026-09"