1	seal-clubbing club	0		
2	seal tooth	0		
3	narrow chaotic helmet turtle	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
4	tumbling teal turtle totem	0		
5	pasta spoon	0		
6	wholesome ravioli hat	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
7	skewed saucepan	0		
8	upside-down spices	0		
9	blurry huge Rosewater's disco mask	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
10	disco ball	0		
11	stolen accordion	0		Song Duration: 5
12	mariachi pants	0		Familiar Effect: "8xPotato, cap 2"
14	dehydrated blurry moxie weed	1		
15	powdered skewed strongness elixir	1		
16	vaporized blinking magicalness-in-a-can	1		
17	normal low-calorie noodles	1	good	
18	tortoise's blessing	0		
19	boxer's asparagus knife	0		Muscle Percent: +10
20	twirling Kentucky-style derby	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 5"
21	ghostly tumbling sweet ninja sword	0		
22	studded boxer shorts	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, 4xVolley, cap 5"
23	shaking chewing gum on a string	0		
24	ten-leaf clover	0		
25	meat paste	0		
26	Dolphin King's map	0		
27	spider web	0		
28	really spider web	0		
29	bouncing really really spider web	0		
30	blue rock	0		
31	twirling seal-toothed rock	0		
32	narrow Newton's Bjorn's Hammer	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Class: "Seal Clubber"
33	snorkel	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
34	fuchsia studded Dolphin King's crown	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xGhuol, cap 8"
35	mansplainer's Knob Goblin scimitar	0		Monster Level: +15
36	cyan wool Knob Goblin tongs	0		Cold Resistance: +1
37	Sherlock's viking helmet	0		Item Drop: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 5"
38	huge pulsating Knob Goblin pants of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 5xPotato, cap 6"
39	pretty flower	0		
40	twirling casino pass	0		
41	mediocre ice-cold Sir Schlitz	3	decent	
42	hermit permit	0		
43	teal worthless trinket	0		
44	skewed worthless gewgaw	0		
45	worthless knick-knack	0		
46	twirling figurine	0		
47	snack-sized toothsome hot buttered roll	2	awesome	
48	heart of rock and roll	0		
49	bland fancy pulsating bowl of cottage cheese	3	decent	Effect: "Ironclad", Effect Duration: 30
50	razor-sharp Rock and Roll Legend	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10
51	jittery sharpshooter's Knob Goblin Uberpants	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 3xFairy, cap 11"
52	banjo strings	0		
53	reassuring stone banjo	0		Spooky Resistance: +1
54	squat tumbling toasty personal trainer's Disco Banjo	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Hot Damage: +5, Class: "Disco Bandit"
55	jabañero pepper	0		
56	hot sauce	0		
57	5-Alarm Saucepan of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100, Class: "Sauceror"
58	green twirling stone turtle	0		
59	slingshot	0		
60	Mace of the Tortoise of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
61	thick decent fortune cookie	5	good	
62	Herculean oriole-feather headdress	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xVolley, cap 3"
63	action figure body	0		
64	action figure head	0		
65	yellow blurry Mighty Bjorn action figure	0		
66	twig	0		
67	upside-down spaghetti with rock-balls	0		
68	jittery olive Herculean beefcake's Pasta Spoon of Peril	0		Muscle: +25, Experience (Muscle): +1, Class: "Pastamancer"
69	Newbiesport™ tent	0		
70	bar skin	0		
71	rock-hard stakes	0		Damage Reduction: 5
72	jittery brawny barskin hat	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 13"
73	barskin tent	0		
74	yellow Temple map	0		
75	skewed sapling	0		
76	Spooky-Gro fertilizer	0		
77	wobbly flame-wreathed stick	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10
78	padded pretty bouquet	0		Damage Absorption: +20
79	bugbear bungguard	0		Familiar Effect: "5xBarrr, cap 7"
80	jittery fairy gravy boat	0		
81	perfectly mixed ice-cold Willer	3	EPIC	
82	ring	0		
83	shaft	0		
84	Orcish meat locker	0		
85	tumbling unlocked meat locker	0		
86	blurry spinning key	0		
87	maroon upside-down wobbly meat from yesterday	0		
88	meat stack	0		
89	mirror sword hilt	0		
90	helmet recipe	0		
91	pants kit	0		
92	green spinning meatsmithing guide	0		
93	vibrating basic meat sword	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10
94	prompt basic meat pants	0		Adventures: +3, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xPotato, cap 10"
95	Annie Oakley's basic meat helmet	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 2xFairy, cap 10"
96	Socratic dope gangsta bling-bling	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1
97	avaricious smooth pimpin' meat hat	0		Moxie: +15, Meat Drop: +30, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xVolley, cap 13"
98	squat dried face	0		
99	bouncing meat face	0		
100	lifeless meat doll	0		
101	meat golem	0		
102	shrunken head	0		
103	horrifying staff of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Damage: +25
104	scarecrow	0		
105	enchanted adequate bowl of charms	3	good	Effect: "Hella Tough", Effect Duration: 30
106	ketchup	1	awesome	
107	catsup	1	decent	
108	stick	0		
109	crossbow string	0		
110	pulsating knitted basic meat staff	0		Cold Resistance: +3
111	wholesome basic meat crossbow	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10
112	pulsating chilly wholesome meatloaf helmet	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Cold Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1.5xFairy, cap 13"
113	spinning dripping meat sword of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15
114	shaking purple upside-down Tesla dripping meat staff	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
115	baleful dripping meat crossbow	0		Spell Damage: +25
116	Van der Graaf Bugfinder Blade of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
117	Gnollish plunger	0		
118	spring	0		
119	sprocket	0		
120	mirror jittery cog	0		
121	sprocket assembly	0		
122	pulsating skewed cog and sprocket assembly	0		
123	Gnollish flyswatter	0		
124	empty meat tank	0		
125	pulsating full meat tank	0		
126	meat engine	0		
127	Gnollish autoplunger of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15
128	Fonzie's meat pants	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, cap 11"
129	wobbly brainy third-hand nunchaku	0		Mysticality: +5
130	wholesome eyepatch	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "4xBarrr, cap 8"
131	blinking frilly skirt	0		Familiar Effect: "4xFairy, cap 8"
132	mirror Meat maid body	0		
133	twirling Certificate of Participation	0		
134	bitchin' meatcar	0		
135	sweet rims	0		
136	tires	0		
137	dope wheels	0		
138	ice-cold six-pack	0		
139	valuable trinket	0		
140	dingy planks	0		
141	dingy dinghy	0		
142	anticheese	0		
143	cottage	0		
144	tumbling stone of eXtreme power	0		
145	pulsating barbed-wire fence	0		
146	dinghy plans	0		
147	hale eXtreme meat sword	0		Maximum HP: +20
148	greasy eXtreme meat staff	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
149	up-at-dawn eXtreme meat crossbow	0		Adventures: +5
150	ghostly clever Scalp of Gorgolok of doom	0		Maximum MP: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Class: "Seal Clubber", Familiar Effect: "3xGhuol, cap 25"
151	educational Elder Turtle Shell of the cheetah	0		Experience: +1, Initiative: +60, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "3xGhuol, cap 25"
152	knitted hardy Colander of Em-er'il	0		Maximum HP: +50, Cold Resistance: +3, Class: "Pastamancer", Familiar Effect: "3xGhuol, cap 25"
153	lard-coated Ancient Saucehelm of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Class: "Sauceror", Familiar Effect: "3xGhuol, cap 25"
154	pulsating dance instructor's Rosewater's Disco 'Fro Pick	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Class: "Disco Bandit", Familiar Effect: "3xGhuol, cap 25"
155	asbestos-lined frightening El Sombrero De Lopez	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Hot Resistance: +5, Class: "Accordion Thief", Familiar Effect: "3xGhuol, cap 25"
156	guild application	0		
157	twirling cyan Dramatic™ range	0		
158	Gnollish pie tin	0		
159	wad of dough	0		
160	red pie crust	0		
161	normal ghuol egg	4	good	
162	adequate small ghuol egg quiche	2	good	
163	narrow brainy skeleton bone	0		Mysticality: +5
164	smart skull	0		
165	upside-down mirror skewer	0		
166	ghuol ears	0		
167	miniature flavorless skewed ghuol-ear kabob	2	decent	
168	blue spinning Jim Carey's bone rattle	0		Monster Level: +25
169	narrow narrow bugbear beanie	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 7"
170	lihc eye	0		
171	stale lihc eye pie	3	decent	
172	tumbling gnoll lips	0		
173	huge pulsating taco shell	0		
174	wobbly Gnollish casserole dish	0		
175	bland uncooked chorizo	3	decent	
176	disembodied brain	0		
177	brainy skull	0		
178	detective skull	0		
179	moldy small chorizo taco	2	crappy	
180	weak acceptable ice-cold fotie	2	good	
181	blinking gray baseball	0		
182	batgut	0		
183	spinning bat wing	0		
184	briefcase	0		
185	spinning fat stacks of cash	0		
186	blue upside-down bean	0		
187	loose teeth	0		
188	bat guano	0		
189	guano coffee cup	0		
191	batskin belt	0		Item Drop: +5
192	batskin belt	0		
193	birthday candle	0		
194	lightning-fast Mr. Accessory	0		Initiative: +40, Softcore Only
195	scorching eXtreme nose ring	0		Hot Damage: +25
196	disassembled clover	0		
197	shaking rat whisker	0		
198	rat appendix	0		
199	flame-wreathed ring	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10
200	massive decent blurry rat appendix kabob	9	good	
201	half-sized decent pulsating bat wing kabob	2	good	
202	flavorless carob chunks	3	decent	
203	herbs	0		
204	adequate pulsating carob chunk cookies	3	good	
205	secret blend of herbs and spices	0		
206	piercing post	0		
207	hippy herbal tea	1	EPIC	
208	patchouli incense stick	0		
209	huge wad of tofu	0		
210	upside-down Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	0		Bonus Resting MP: +7
211	ghostly decorative fountain	0		
212	windchimes	0		
213	wicked strapping filthy corduroys	0		Muscle: +5, Spell Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 2xPotato, cap 15"
214	savvy filthy knitted dread sack	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 15"
215	Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix	0		
216	moldy snack-sized squat carob brownies	2	crappy	
217	delicious herb brownies	3	awesome	
218	huge hemp string	0		
219	necklace chain	0		
220	shaking gnoll teeth	0		
221	narrow wool gnoll-tooth necklace	0		Cold Resistance: +1
222	spinning phat turquoise bead	0		
223	phat turquoise bracelet of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15
224	strapping eyepatch	0		Muscle: +5, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, cap 6"
225	immense stale tofu casserole	8	decent	
226	distilled huge can of Red Minotaur	1	good	Effect: "Ponderous Potency", Effect Duration: 30
227	shaking Jeselnik's Kentucky-fried meat sword	0		Sleaze Damage: +25
228	Sherlock's Kentucky-fried meat staff	0		Item Drop: +25
229	yellow inspector's Kentucky-fried meat crossbow	0		Item Drop: +15
230	ruddy dead guy's watch	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Single Equip, Nonstackable Watch
231	Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent	0		
232	wobbly Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	0		
233	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	0		
234	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	0		
235	fuchsia bouncing avaricious banded Bigger Bugfinder Blade	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Meat Drop: +30
236	teal jittery Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit	0		
237	artisanal weak fuchsia bottle of gin	2	EPIC	
238	lousy bottle of vodka	3	decent	
239	Sinatra's sage Orcish baseball cap	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Experience (Moxie): +5, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr, cap 15"
240	gray crafty Orcish cargo shorts of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Maximum MP: +10, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 2xGhuol, cap 15"
241	smartaleck's Orcish frat-paddle	0		Moxie Percent: +30
242	adequate	3	good	
243	spoiled grapefruit	4	crappy	
244	tasty enchanted super-sized grapes	5	awesome	Effect: "Cheered Up", Effect Duration: 15
245	huge bland spinning olive	10	decent	
246	normal half-sized tomato	2	good	
247	blinking fermenting powder	0		
248	delicious practically non-alcoholic salty dog	1	awesome	
249	acceptable bloody mary	3	good	
250	watered-down artisanal screwdriver	2	EPIC	
251	bad bouncing fuchsia martini	3	decent	
252	watered-down delicious squat bloody beer	2	awesome	
253	mediocre mirror shot of schnapps	4	decent	
254	hand-crafted shot of grapefruit schnapps	4	EPIC	
255	artisanal distilled fine wine	5	EPIC	
256	delicious fortified shot of tomato schnapps	5	awesome	
257	hand-crafted extra-spicy bloody mary	3	EPIC	
258	shaking dense meat stack	0		
259	snake skin	0		
260	decent White Citadel fries	3	good	
261	stale massive White Citadel burger	6	decent	
262	rotten massive piece of wedding cake	10	crappy	
263	stale immense blue blurry chocolate chips	10	decent	
264	normal huge spinning chocolate chip cookies	3	good	
265	blurry Jack Frost's satin pants	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xPotato, cap 10"
266	aged lightning	3	awesome	
267	asbestos-lined mullet wig	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 2xGhuol, cap 10"
268	ruddy meat cowboy hat	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 3xLep, cap 10"
269	sword of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30
270	upside-down picket fence	0		
271	dehydrated jittery wobbly barbell	1		
272	pickled skewed blinking concentrated magicalness pill	1		
273	boiled moxie weed	1		
274	huge Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium	0		
275	mosquito larva	0		
276	blinking leprechaun hatchling	0		
277	dried jittery extra-strength strongness elixir	1		Effect: "Brother Flying Burrito's Blessing", Effect Duration: 15
278	modified squat jug-o-magicalness	1		
279	altered ghostly ghostly green suntan lotion of moxiousness	1		
280	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	0		
281	gasmask of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, cap 12"
282	Boris's key	0		
283	Jarlsberg's key	0		
284	Sneaky Pete's key	0		
285	horrifying walrus-tusk earring	0		Spooky Damage: +25
286	twirling teal greedy ring of half-assed regeneration	0		Meat Drop: +20, Single Equip
287	perfumed Boris's ring	0		Stench Resistance: +5
288	shaking potato sprout	0		
289	squat Jarlsberg's earring of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5
290	upside-down wobbly smooth Sneaky Pete's breath spray	0		Moxie: +15
291	smartaleck's can of maces of Leguizamo	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Monster Level: +20
292	rubber axe of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20
293	padded chef's hat of courage	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Spooky Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xLep, cap 7"
294	pail	0		Item Drop: +5, Familiar Effect: "2xFairy, cap 7"
295	prompt demonskin trousers	0		Adventures: +3, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 3xPotato, cap 17"
296	blinking gravedigger's dungeoneer's dungarees	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 4xPotato, cap 7"
297	pressed polymerized squat tamarind-flavored chewing gum	0		Effect: "Soles of Glass", Effect Duration: 48
298	ionized extra-flattened lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum	0		Effect: "Slimy Flavor", Effect Duration: 17
299	oxidized spinning pickle-flavored chewing gum	0		Effect: "Permafrosty", Effect Duration: 34
300	enhanced pressed jabañero-flavored chewing gum	0		Effect: "Hagg-ard", Effect Duration: 38
301	wobbly flat dough	0		
302	special spoiled low-calorie Knob sausage	1	crappy	Effect: "Heart Aflame", Effect Duration: 15
303	diet normal Knob mushroom	1	good	
304	dry noodles	0		
305	dance instructor's Knob Goblin harem pants	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 8xPotato, cap 2"
306	upside-down huge Knob Goblin harem veil of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "5xLep, cap 2"
307	altered adjusted pickled bouncing Knob Goblin perfume	0		Effect: "Slimily Sagacious", Effect Duration: 20
308	pulsating beefy Knob Goblin elite helm	0		Muscle: +10, Familiar Effect: "2xFairy, cap 15"
309	mirror stanky Knob Goblin elite pants	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, cap 15"
310	Knob Goblin elite polearm of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7
311	hill of beans	0		
312	ghostly electrified Knob Goblin visor	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 12"
313	pulsating groovy Crown of the Goblin King	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, 1xGhuol, cap 17"
314	bite-sized normal jittery bean burrito	1	good	
315	yummy jumbo bean burrito	5	awesome	
316	bland twirling insanely bean burrito	3	decent	
317	decent twirling bean burrito	3	good	
318	moldy thick jittery bean burrito	5	crappy	
319	decent tumbling insanely bean burrito	3	good	
320	normal bat haggis	4	good	
321	flavorless menudo	3	decent	
322	adequate goat cheese	3	good	
323	decent wobbly purple plain pizza	3	good	
324	big spoiled purple sausage pizza	5	crappy	
325	special miniature rotten goat cheese pizza	2	crappy	Effect: "Human-Hobo Hybrid", Effect Duration: 5
326	toothsome red mushroom pizza	3	awesome	
327	narrow goat	0		
328	lousy weak mirror bottle of whiskey	2	decent	
329	beefy goat beard	0		Muscle: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato, cap 15"
330	glass of goat's milk	1	EPIC	
331	fortified mediocre maroon Canadian	5	decent	
332	spoiled yellow lemon	3	crappy	
333	delicious maroon tumbling huge lime	4	awesome	
334	skewed padded sabre teeth	0		Damage Absorption: +20
335	cyan sabre-toothed lime cub	0		
336	squat consolation ribbon of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100
337	ol' trophy	0		
338	red tenderizing hammer	0		
339	spinning wobbly jittery Cobb's Knob lab key	0		
340	quantum shaking Knob Goblin steroids	0		Effect: "Abyssal Tears", Effect Duration: 28
341	diffused pressed energized red Knob Goblin love potion	0		Effect: "You Know When to Walk Away", Effect Duration: 35
342	yellow Knob Goblin stink bomb	0		
343	electrified diffused Knob Goblin sharpening spray	0		Effect: "Fury of the Bells", Effect Duration: 42
344	Knob Goblin seltzer	0		
345	olive Knob Goblin superseltzer	0		
346	scrumptious reagent	0		
347	Dyspepsi-Cola	0		
348	healthy ninja mask	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xBarrr, cap 20"
349	icy katana hilt	0		
350	hot katana blade	0		
351	savvy icy-hot katana of vim and vigor	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +50
352	bouncing rosy-cheeked ninja hot pants	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 3xPotato, cap 17"
353	ninja stars	0		
354	narrow asbestos-lined therapeutic nunchaku	0		Hot Resistance: +5, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
355	lime green flame-retardant eXtreme scarf	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 25"
356	rock-hard snowboarder pants	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 25"
357	huge Mountain Stream soda	0		
358	bland blinking gr8ps	3	decent	
359	massive flavorless t8r tots	6	decent	
360	rosewater-soaked miner's helmet	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 20"
361	miner's pants of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1.5xPotato, cap 20"
362	7-Foot Dwarven mattock of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20
363	gray linoleum ore	0		
364	tumbling asbestos ore	0		
365	chrome ore	0		
366	jittery linoleum sword hilt	0		
367	linoleum stick	0		
368	linoleum crossbow string	0		
369	bouncing asbestos sword hilt	0		
370	fuchsia asbestos stick	0		
371	asbestos crossbow string	0		
372	chrome sword hilt	0		
373	tumbling chrome stick	0		
374	twirling chrome crossbow string	0		
375	linoleum meat stack	0		
376	asbestos meat stack	0		
377	chrome meat stack	0		
378	fireproof cool linoleum sword	0		Moxie: +5, Hot Resistance: +3
379	medical-grade linoleum staff of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
380	flame-wreathed linoleum crossbow of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Hot Spell Damage: +10
381	ghostly frightening Van der Graaf asbestos sword	0		Spooky Damage: +5, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
382	asbestos staff of terror of temperance	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +5
383	frosty stiffened asbestos crossbow	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Cold Spell Damage: +10
384	miser's knitted chrome sword	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Meat Drop: +10
385	tumbling shellacked padded chrome staff	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Damage Reduction: 7
386	ghostly bouncing cyan stiffened stylish chrome crossbow	0		Moxie: +25, Damage Reduction: 1
387	blinking fuzzy dice	0		
388	yeti fur	0		
389	reassuring meaty helmet turtle	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xFairy, cap 17"
390	shaking censurious asbestos helmet turtle	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xFairy, cap 20"
391	rosy-cheeked linoleum helmet turtle	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xFairy, cap 25"
392	foul-smelling chrome helmet turtle	0		Stench Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xFairy, cap 30"
393	blurry penguin skin	0		
394	lime green yak skin	0		
395	hippopotamus skin	0		
396	mirror lime green sage penguin shorts	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xGhuol, cap 30"
397	family-friendly yakskin pants	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xPotato, cap 35"
398	executive hippopotamus pants	0		Meat Drop: +40, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 2xGhuol, cap 32"
399	gravedigger's eXtreme mittens	0		Spooky Damage: +10
400	handful of drink tickets	0		
401	Knob Kitchen grab-bag	0		
402	swashbuckling pants of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 1.5xFairy, cap 20"
403	blinking arcane researcher's shoulder parrot	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10
404	acoustic guitarrr of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20
405	sunken chest	0		
406	huge pirate pelvis	0		
407	green blurry pulsating pirate skull	0		
408	shaking pirate skeleton	0		
409	blurry vial of patchouli oil	0		
410	purple wobbly educational sk8board	0		Experience: +1
411	Jolly Roger charrrm	0		
412	huge barrrnacle	0		
413	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet of the ox	0		Muscle: +20
414	olive crowbarrr of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3
415	squat leotarrrd	0		Item Drop: +5, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 2xPotato, cap 22"
416	skewed beefy safarrri hat	0		Muscle: +10, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, cap 22"
417	activated henna tattoo	0		Effect: "Shoesauce", Effect Duration: 68
418	electrified irradiated blinking Ferrigno's Elixir of Power	0		Effect: "Incensed", Effect Duration: 49
419	diffused warmed squat serum of sarcasm	0		Effect: "Here's Mud in Your Eye", Effect Duration: 14
420	tarnished unsweetened twirling maroon tomato juice of powerful power	0		Effect: "Natural 20", Effect Duration: 20
421	concentrated double-altered blurry philter of phorce	0		Effect: "Jelly Combed", Effect Duration: 60
422	ionized quantum narrow potion of potency	0		Effect: "It Didn't Kill You", Effect Duration: 65
423	deionized purple cordial of concentration	0		Effect: "License to Punch", Effect Duration: 17
424	unsweetened magnetized ointment of the occult	0		Effect: "EVISCERATE!", Effect Duration: 13
425	energized non-adjusted irradiated oil of expertise	0		Effect: "[800]Chocolate Reign", Effect Duration: 44
426	activated dry potion of temporary gr8ness	0		Effect: "Rave Nirvana", Effect Duration: 45
427	experienced box	0		Experience: +2, Wiki Name: "box"
428	nothing-in-the-box	0		
429	beanbag chair	0		Bonus Resting MP: +30
430	mirror spinning acid-squirting flower	0		Single Equip, Thorns: 1
431	clown shoes of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Clowniness: 25
432	bloody clown pants of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Clowniness: 25, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 2xFairy, cap 12"
433	skinny balloon	0		
434	pulsating friendly balloon helmet	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Clowniness: 25, Familiar Effect: "3xFairy, cap 12"
435	avaricious balloon sword of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Meat Drop: +30, Clowniness: 50
436	balloon monkey	0		
437	blue chef skull	0		
438	chef-in-the-box	0		
439	bartender skull	0		
440	bartender-in-the-box	0		
441	chef-skull-in-the-box	0		
442	twirling bartender-skull-in-the-box	0		
443	ghostly beer lens	0		
444	narrow beer goggles	0		
445	tumbling Annie Oakley's box-in-the-box	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20
446	nothing-in-the-box-in-the-box	0		
447	Herculean box-in-the-box-in-the-box	0		Experience (Muscle): +1
448	zippy sinister foolscap fool's cap	0		Spell Damage: +10, Initiative: +20, Clowniness: 25, Familiar Effect: "3xVolley, cap 10"
449	zippy clown nose	0		Initiative: +20, Clowniness: 25
450	pretentious paintbrush	0		
451	blurry pretentious palette	0		
452	disease	0		
453	squat ghostly sober pill	0		
454	blurry screwdriver	0		
455	normal jumbo olive	3	good	
456	high-proof mediocre tumbling dry martini	6	decent	
457	razor-sharp ye olde golde frontes	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Class: "Disco Bandit", Single Equip
458	jittery continuum transfunctioner	0		
459	pixel	0		
460	blurry cyan pixel	0		
461	squat pixel	0		
462	pixel	0		
463	narrow pixel	0		
464	pixel potion	0		
465	ghostly squat fuchsia pixel potion	0		
466	pixel potion	0		
467	adequate half-sized fancy pixel pie	2	good	Effect: "Blackberry Politeness", Effect Duration: 10
468	ruby W	0		
469	wussiness potion	0		
470	hand-crafted Imp Ale	4	EPIC	
471	rotten hot wing	3	crappy	
472	censurious diamond-studded cane	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Class: "Disco Bandit"
473	crutch	0		Item Drop: +5
474	cast	0		
475	therapeutic Fonzie's mask	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xBarrr, cap 15"
476	skewed spinning hellion cube	0		
477	narrow veiny padded infernal insoles	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Maximum HP: +10
478	evil arch	0		
479	dodecagram	0		
480	box of birthday candles	0		
481	eldritch butterknife	0		
482	Mr. Container of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Last Available: "2004-12"
483	baleful Newbiesport™ backpack	0		Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2004-12"
484	stylish hemp backpack	0		Moxie: +25, Last Available: "2004-12"
485	fuchsia upside-down snakehead charrrm	0		
486	wobbly brawny Talisman o' Namsilat	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Single Equip
487	hardened arrrgyle socks	0		Damage Reduction: 3
488	tumbling guitar pick	0		
489	drab sonata	0		
490	Newton's weightlifter's mesh cap	0		Muscle: +15, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 41"
491	enormous belt buckle	0		
492	narrow auspicious smooth chaps	0		Moxie: +15, Item Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xBarrr, cap 40"
493	squat ketchup hound	0		
494	bouncing brawny batblade	0		Muscle Percent: +20
495	ghostly spinning catgut	0		
496	cat appendix	0		
497	gnatwing	0		
498	snack-sized normal ghostly papaya	2	good	
499	pulsating flame-wreathed extremely unsafe denim axe	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Hot Spell Damage: +10
500	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	0		
501	toothsome Elfin shortbread	4	awesome	
502	pagoda plans	0		
503	stale snack-sized skewered cat appendix	2	decent	
504	evil arches	0		
505	lion tamer's supercool gnatwing earring	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Experience (familiar): +2
506	delicious Hell broth	3	awesome	
507	purple Sherlock's thunderrr guitarrr	0		Item Drop: +25
508	sonata	0		
509	shaking Hey Deze nuts	0		
510	Boris's key lime	0		
511	Jarlsberg's key lime	0		
512	spinning huge Sneaky Pete's key lime	0		
513	stale skewed yellow Boris's key lime pie	4	decent	
514	spoiled twirling Jarlsberg's key lime pie	3	crappy	
515	bland yellow Sneaky Pete's key lime pie	3	decent	
516	olive Hey Deze map	0		
517	rock-hard bejeweled accordion strap	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Class: "Accordion Thief"
518	mystery juice	0		
519	jittery moxie magnet	0		Moxie Controls MP
520	leaflet	0		
521	lion tamer's kickback cookbook	0		Experience (familiar): +2
522	one-winged stab bat	0		
523	rewinged stab bat	0		
524	artisanal practically non-alcoholic papaya sling	1	EPIC	
525	mirror grue egg	0		
526	skewed Frobozz Real-Estate Company Instant House (TM)	0		
527	volleyball	0		
528	blood-faced volleyball	0		
529	skewed upside-down fertilized ghuol egg	0		
530	concentrated spray paint	0		Effect: "Intimidating Mien", Effect Duration: 67
531	inspector's special sauce glove	0		Item Drop: +15, Class: "Sauceror", Single Equip
532	stanky ladle of mystery	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Class: "Sauceror"
533	Gnollish toolbox	0		
534	abridged dictionary	0		
535	bridge	0		
536	spinning dictionary	0		
537	pr0n legs	0		
538	deadly f3d0r4	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep, cap 27"
539	wobbly jittery lowercase N	0		
540	aerosolized irradiated green Tasty Fun Good rice candy	0		Effect: "On the Shoulders of Giants", Effect Duration: 37
541	rosewater-soaked experienced draggin' ball hat	0		Experience: +2, Stench Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 25"
542	skewed medical-grade 1337 7r0uZ0RZ of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, cap 27"
543	thick adequate Trollhouse cookies	5	good	
544	rosewater-soaked talons of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Stench Resistance: +3
545	special decent miniature lime green spinning Spam Witch sammich	2	good	Effect: "Healthy Green Glow", Effect Duration: 30
546	narrow meat vortex	0		
547	334 scroll	0		
548	668 scroll	0		
549	tumbling blue 30669 scroll	0		
550	purple 33398 scroll	0		
551	64067 scroll	0		
552	shaking 64735 scroll	0		
553	twirling 31337 scroll	0		
554	bland low-calorie pr0n cocktail	1	decent	
555	gravedigger's smelly drywall axe	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Damage: +10
556	electrified Pine-Fresh air freshener	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
557	practically non-alcoholic lousy whiskey and cola	1	decent	
558	rotten pulsating papaya taco	4	crappy	
559	razor-sharp can lid	0		
560	normal stalk of asparagus	4	good	
561	pregnant mushroom	0		
562	ratgut	0		
563	huge sonar-in-a-biscuit	0		
564	acceptable irresponsibly strong Mad Train wine	10	good	
565	chilly hobo gloves	0		Cold Damage: +5, Single Equip
566	banded bum cheek	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xVolley, cap 5"
567	hermit script	0		
568	diet delicious Double Bacon Beelzeburger	1	awesome	
569	half-sized adequate huge Lord of the Flies-sized fries	2	good	
570	decent snack-sized huge olive Chicken Sandwich	2	good	
571	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	1	good	
572	rotten big fancy twirling Children's Meal of the Damned	5	crappy	Effect: "Permafrosty", Effect Duration: 5
573	delicious massive noodles	10	awesome	
574	flavorless noodles	3	decent	
575	decent skewed painful penne pasta	3	good	
576	stale ravioli della hippy	3	decent	
577	bland half-sized fuchsia pr0n m4nic0tti	2	decent	
578	bland Hell ramen	4	decent	
579	rotten shaking boring spaghetti	3	crappy	
580	wobbly sauce of the ages	0		
581	squat schmancy cheese sauce	0		
582	blurry Himalayan Hidalgo sauce	0		
583	flavorless enchanted snack-sized fettucini Inconnu	2	decent	Effect: "Innately Strong", Effect Duration: 40
584	normal spaghetti with Skullheads	3	good	
585	adequate gnocchetti di Nietzsche	4	good	
586	green skewed executive lion tamer's ridiculously huge sword	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Meat Drop: +40
587	denatured super-irradiated super-spiky hair gel	0		Effect: "Feroci Tea", Effect Duration: 18
588	squat soft echo eyedrop antidote	0		
589	spoiled cocoa eggshell fragment	4	crappy	
590	snack-sized decent squat cocoa eggshell fragment	2	good	
591	wobbly cocoa egg	0		
592	house	0		
593	huge spinning phonics down	0		
594	huge quilted amulet of extreme plot significance	0		Damage Absorption: +40
595	scroll of drastic healing	0		
596	tumbling titanium assault umbrella of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25
597	skewed Mohawk wig of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol, cap 35"
598	the Slug Lord's map	0		
599	pants of the Slug Lord of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 3xPotato, cap 8"
600	greedy Dr. Hobo's scalpel of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Meat Drop: +20
601	Dr. Hobo's map	0		
602	Degrassi Knoll shopping list	0		
603	Item #13	0		
604	Penultimate Fantasy chest	0		
605	Tissue Paper Immateria	0		
606	Tin Foil Immateria	0		
607	twirling Gauze Immateria	0		
608	Plastic Wrap Immateria	0		
609	cyan S.O.C.K.	0		
610	skewed procrastination potion	0		
611	D	0		
612	maroon original G	0		
613	plot hole	0		
614	triple-improved narrow probability potion	0		Effect: "Overstimulated", Effect Duration: 11
615	chaos butterfly	0		
616	cyan furry fur	0		
617	non-polarized Angry Farmer candy	0		Effect: "Bonelording", Effect Duration: 50
618	ionized modified chilled Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	0		Effect: "Mathematically Precise", Effect Duration: 36
619	Annie Oakley's needle	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20
620	magnetized irradiated narrow thin candle	0		Effect: "Action", Effect Duration: 11
621	Warm Subject gift certificate	0		
622	awful poetry journal	0		
623	WA	0		
624	NG	0		
625	wang	0		
626	Wand of Nagamar	0		
627	ND	0		
628	metallic A	0		
629	blinking lard-coated eye	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
630	upside-down photoprotoneutron torpedo	0		
631	wholesome furry pants	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol, MP regen, cap 37"
632	inspector's disturbing fanfic	0		Item Drop: +15
633	ghostly energetic brainy wolf mask	0		Mysticality: +5, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, HP regen, cap 37"
634	cool whip	0		
635	blinking sage paper umbrella	0		Mysticality Percent: +10
636	blinking huge meat globe	0		
637	green toaster	0		
638	flame-retardant frightening asshat	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Hot Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xVolley, cap 7"
639	enchanted adequate small tumbling abominable snowcone	2	good	Effect: "Crimbo Nostalgia", Effect Duration: 5
640	Ent cider	1	EPIC	
641	tasty toast	4	awesome	
642	skeleton key	0		
643	narrow skeleton key ring	0		
644	Crimbo pressie	0		Last Available: "2003-12"
645	wrapping paper	0		Last Available: "2003-12"
646	flavorless thick fruitcake	5	decent	
647	blinking present	0		Last Available: "2004-11"
648	ghostly coward's Crimbo sword	0		Monster Level: -20, Last Available: "2004-10"
649	inspector's Crimbo hat	0		Item Drop: +15, Familiar Effect: "1.75xVolley, 1.75xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2004-10"
650	rock-hard Crimbo pants	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2004-10"
651	deadly exclusive ultra-rare item	0		Weapon Damage: +5
652	blue spinning quantum egg	0		
653	purple intragalactic rowboat	0		
654	star	0		
655	teal twirling line	0		
656	upside-down star chart	0		
657	shaking lime green wizardly star sword	0		Mysticality: +25
658	gravedigger's star crossbow	0		Spooky Damage: +10
659	wobbly careful star staff	0		Monster Level: -10
660	coward's star pants	0		Monster Level: -20, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 2xGhuol, cap 41"
661	sinister star hat	0		Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "0.5xVolley, 0.5xPotato, cap 41"
662	chilly star buckler	0		Cold Damage: +5
663	star throwing star	0		
664	star starfish	0		
665	ghostly Richard's star key	0		
666	careful banded steaming evil of the storm	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Monster Level: -10
667	castle map	0		
668	careful spiked femur	0		Monster Level: -10
669	decent ghuol guolash	4	good	
670	upside-down beefy lihc face	0		Muscle: +10, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xBarrr, cap 22"
671	spinning grave robbing shovel of the empath of bravery	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Spooky Resistance: +5
672	moldy cranberries	3	crappy	
673	acceptable vodka and cranberry	3	good	
674	acceptable whiskey	3	good	
675	blinking skull of the Bonerdagon of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7
676	dragonbone belt buckle	0		
677	narrow narrow occult badass belt	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25
678	chest of the Bonerdagon	0		
679	watered-down artisanal roll in the hay	2	EPIC	
680	watered-down hand-crafted special slap and tickle	2	EPIC	Effect: "Crudé", Effect Duration: 45
681	hand-crafted weak slip 'n' slide	2	EPIC	
682	watered-down tolerable a sump'm sump'm	2	good	
683	acceptable lime green horizontal tango	3	good	
684	artisanal olive pink pony	3	EPIC	
685	personal trainer's Mr. Shirt of the brazier of temperance	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +5
686	Annie Oakley's knuckles	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20
687	altered blood of the Wereseal	0		Effect: "items.enh", Effect Duration: 30
688	stiffened pixel hat	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xVolley, cap 12"
689	ribald pixel pants	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 4xPotato, cap 12"
690	executive pixel sword	0		Meat Drop: +40
691	digital key	0		
692	jittery Ascension Souvenir T-Shirt	0		
693	fuchsia shaking harem girl t-shirt of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25
694	twirling dog trainer's Knob Goblin elite shirt	0		Experience (familiar): +1
696	mirror energetic frilly shirt	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20
697	blue wobbly baleful soggy wofl t-shirt	0		Spell Damage: +25
698	shaking mansplainer's loathing eagle baby-doll shirt	0		Monster Level: +15
699	shaking Jim Carey's pirate shirt	0		Monster Level: +25
700	filthy hippy poncho of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30
701	Sherlock's floral print shirt	0		Item Drop: +25
702	coconut bikini top of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7
703	careful goth kid t-shirt	0		Monster Level: -10
704	cyan hamethyst	0		
705	baconstone	0		
706	gray porquoise	0		
707	pork elf goodies sack	0		
708	ring setting	0		
709	shaking jewelry-making pliers	0		
711	lime green medical-grade hamethyst earring of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
712	occult beefy hamethyst necklace of the wise owl	0		Muscle: +10, Mysticality: +20, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Single Equip
713	wizardly strapping hamethyst bracelet	0		Muscle: +5, Mysticality: +25, Single Equip
714	upside-down toasty nippy thinker's hamethyst ring	0		Mysticality: +10, Cold Damage: +10, Hot Damage: +5, Single Equip
715	frightening Temple Grandin's baconstone earring	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Spooky Damage: +5, Single Equip
716	stanky hardened baconstone pendant	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Stench Spell Damage: +25
717	scorching baconstone bracelet of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Hot Damage: +25, Single Equip
718	Sherlock's Herculean brainy baconstone ring	0		Mysticality: +5, Experience (Muscle): +1, Item Drop: +25, Single Equip
719	bouncing extremely unsafe personal trainer's porquoise eyebrow ring	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +100
720	family-friendly ruddy porquoise necklace	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Single Equip
721	inspector's Temple Grandin's porquoise bracelet	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Item Drop: +15
722	reassuring porquoise ring of chilblains of temperance	0		Cold Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +1, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Single Equip
723	special flavorless twirling Knoll mushroom	3	decent	Effect: "Bone Homie", Effect Duration: 15
724	jumbo decent wobbly mushroom	5	good	
725	one million meat pancakes	0		
726	ribald huge mirror shard	0		Sleaze Damage: +10
727	hedge maze puzzle	0		
728	hedge maze key	0		
729	fishbowl	0		
730	fishtank	0		
731	maroon fish hose	0		
732	red hosed tank	0		
733	yellow hosed fishbowl	0		
734	squat jittery coward's sharpshooter's makeshift SCUBA gear of the brazier	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Monster Level: -20, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Adventure Underwater
735	mansplainer's easter egg balloon	0		Monster Level: +15
736	wobbly stone tablet (Sinister Strumming)	0		
737	stone tablet (Squeezings of Woe)	0		
738	jittery stone tablet (Really Evil Rhythm)	0		
739	tambourine bells	0		
740	tambourine of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20
741	broken skull	0		
742	massive delicious Knoll shroomkabob	7	awesome	
743	bland massive mushroom	10	decent	
744	aerosolized galvanized maroon ghostly hair spray	0		Effect: "Category", Effect Duration: 56
746	stat script	0		
747	squat Knob Goblin firecracker	0		
748	gourd potion	0		
749	jumbo decent warm mushroom	5	good	
750	decent mushroom quesadilla	3	good	
751	moldy cool mushroom	3	crappy	
752	tasty snack-sized cool mushroom casserole	2	awesome	
753	adequate massive pointy mushroom	9	good	
754	miniature bland shaking cream of pointy mushroom soup	2	decent	
755	moldy mushroom	3	crappy	
756	small rotten mushroom	2	crappy	
757	bland mushroom	4	decent	
758	stale jittery yellow ghost cucumber	3	decent	
759	dill	0		
760	vinegar	0		
761	upside-down brine	0		
762	watered-down acceptable purple especially salty dog	2	good	
763	upside-down ghostly pickling solution	0		
764	jumbo moldy squat spectral pickle	5	crappy	
765	twirling briny vinegar	0		
766	ghost pickle on a stick	0		
767	enhanced skewed cologne of contempt	0		Effect: "Standard Cheer", Effect Duration: 62
768	Rosewater's spork	0		Mysticality Percent: +30
769	friendly voodoo doll	0		Familiar Weight: +3
770	blinking reassuring hardened basic meat fez	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Spooky Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "3xLep, cap 11"
771	blinking tassel	0		
772	gravedigger's foon	0		Spooky Damage: +10
773	steel-toed Socratic basic meat spork	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Damage Reduction: 9
774	slick cool basic meat foon	0		Moxie: 15
775	blurry maroon Yeti Protest Sign	0		
776	kneecapping stick of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25
777	pulsating rosy-cheeked iron pasta spoon	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30
778	pulsating aromatic support cummerbund	0		Stench Resistance: +1
779	spinning Mob Penguin cellular phone	0		
780	upside-down scroll of pasta summoning	0		
781	enhanced pulsating green mafia aria	0		Effect: "Rain Dancin'", Effect Duration: 24
782	wobbly Mr. Exploiter	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
783	spinning 'Villa' document	0		
784	smooth cyan Acqua Del Piatto Merlot	3	awesome	Last Available: "2004-10"
785	raffle ticket	0		
786	bland squat pulsating gray strawberry	3	decent	
787	acceptable watered-down bottle of rum	2	good	
788	hand-crafted strawberry daiquiri	3	EPIC	
789	artisanal rum and cola	3	EPIC	
790	mediocre olive grog	4	decent	
791	narrow aromatic hardy Mafia bow tie	0		Maximum HP: +50, Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2004-10"
792	huge baleful Golden Mr. Accessory	0		Spell Damage: +25, Softcore Only
793	extra-pickled oil of stability	0		Effect: "Healthy Blue Glow", Effect Duration: 62
794	irradiated nitrogenated oil of slipperiness	0		Effect: "Blessing of the Pervy Noodles", Effect Duration: 65
795	mediocre Acque Luride Grezze Cabernet	4	decent	Last Available: "2004-10"
796	jittery avaricious Annie Oakley's boxer's cement shoes	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2004-10"
797	hand-crafted watered-down rockin' wagon	2	EPIC	
798	lousy ocean motion	4	decent	
799	weak perfectly mixed blinking fuzzbump	2	EPIC	
800	yummy poutine	3	awesome	
801	tiny tasty Knob stir-fry	1	awesome	
804	yummy Knoll stir-fry	3	awesome	
805	flavorless bite-sized twirling stir-fry	1	decent	
806	spoiled miniature ghostly asparagus stir-fry	2	crappy	
807	stale olive stir-fry	3	decent	
808	bland olive Knob sausage stir-fry	3	decent	
809	flavorless bite-sized bat wing stir-fry	1	decent	
810	spoiled snack-sized rat appendix stir-fry	2	crappy	
811	stale upside-down bouncing upside-down tofu stir-fry	4	decent	
812	massive decent pr0n stir-fry	10	good	
813	bite-sized stale Knob shells	1	decent	
814	stale massive bätzle	10	decent	
815	fancy adequate ratini	3	good	Effect: "Amorphous Cheer", Effect Duration: 45
816	gigantic rotten Knob stroganoff	6	crappy	
817	half-sized decent tumbling bouncing menudo ravioli	2	good	
818	purple plus sign	0		
819	milky potion	0		
820	swirly potion	0		
821	bubbly potion	0		
822	pulsating smoky potion	0		
823	blurry cloudy potion	0		
824	effervescent potion	0		
825	fizzy potion	0		
826	bouncing dark potion	0		
827	bouncing murky potion	0		
828	baby killer bee	0		
829	anti-anti-antidote	0		
830	delicious blinking royal jelly	4	awesome	
831	blurry small box	0		
832	green box	0		
833	flame-retardant vorpal blade	0		Hot Resistance: +1
834	flame-wreathed occult cornuthaum	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1.5xPotato, 1.25xFairy, cap 21"
835	inspector's ring of aggravate monster	0		Item Drop: +15
836	stale low-calorie mind flayer corpse	1	decent	
837	perfectly mixed Uovo Marcio Shiraz	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2004-10"
838	bouncing fireproof wholesome Mafia stogie	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2004-10"
839	hand-crafted spinning Maiali Sifilitici Pinot Noir	3	super EPIC	Last Available: "2004-10"
840	Mafia violin case of extreme caution of the boozehound	0		Monster Level: -25, Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2004-10"
841	artisanal practically non-alcoholic fancy tomato daiquiri	1	EPIC	Effect: "Tapped In", Effect Duration: 30
842	special bad beertini	4	decent	Effect: "The Q Is Talking To You", Effect Duration: 5
843	irresponsibly strong mediocre twirling salty slug	9	decent	
844	smooth papaya slung	4	awesome	
845	skewed sharpshooter's MAHI fez	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "0.5xVolley, 0.5xPotato, 0.5xLep, 0.5xFairy"
847	maroon heteroerotic frat-paddle	0		
848	hypodermic needle	0		Familiar Weight: +5
849	Meat detector	0		Familiar Weight: +5
850	many-eyed glasses	0		Familiar Weight: +5
851	prosthetic forehead	0		Familiar Weight: +5
852	shaker of salt	0		Familiar Weight: +5
853	shaking blundarrrbus	0		Familiar Weight: +5
854	ghostly sucky decal	0		Familiar Weight: +5
855	bouncing shaking balloon knife	0		Familiar Weight: +5
856	shock collar	0		
857	moonglasses	0		
858	palm-frond toupee	0		Familiar Weight: +5
859	knife and fork	0		Familiar Weight: +5
860	eye-pod	0		Familiar Weight: +5
861	chocolate spurs	0		Familiar Weight: +5
862	fuchsia magnifying glass	0		Familiar Weight: +5
863	skewer-mounted razor blade	0		Familiar Weight: +5
864	twirling stinger	0		Familiar Weight: +5
865	lead necklace	0		Familiar Weight: +3
866	shaving cream	0		
867	double-deionized fuchsia twirling pine tar	0		Effect: "Jawin'", Effect Duration: 66
869	bouncing forest tears	0		
870	stanky fetus-smashing club	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25
871	meatcar model	0		Familiar Weight: +5
872	Time Juice	0		Last Available: "2004-01"
873	rolling pin	0		
874	unrolling pin	0		
875	lion tamer's experienced crazy bastard sword of Leguizamo	0		Experience: +2, Monster Level: +20, Experience (familiar): +2
876	blurry wobbly greasy dangerous incredibly dense meat gem of the brazier	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
877	auspicious Talisman of Baio	0		Item Drop: +10
878	teal brawny hypnodisk	0		Muscle Percent: +20
879	moist wobbly bottle of goofballs	0		Effect: "OMG WTF", Effect Duration: 58
880	therapeutic disbelief suspenders	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
881	healthy supportive bra	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20
882	Blatantly Canadian	0		
883	maple syrup	1	decent	
884	studded los chinos	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, HP regen, cap 13"
885	strapping axe	0		Muscle: +5
886	ghostly leaflet	0		
887	lime green leaf	0		
888	maple leaf	0		
889	upside-down therapeutic balaclava	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1.5xLep, cap 12"
890	moldy balaclava baklava	3	crappy	
891	Warehouse 23 bling of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25
892	olive knitted Herculean bugbear-smiting sword of the empath	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Familiar Weight: +5, Cold Resistance: +3
893	perfectly mixed lumbering jack	4	EPIC	
894	spinning jittery Dark Jill-O-Lantern	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
895	jittery Sherlock's Ms. Accessory	0		Item Drop: +25, Softcore Only
896	horrifying crafty Mr. Accessory Jr.	0		Maximum MP: +10, Spooky Damage: +25, Softcore Only
897	coffee sprite	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2005-10"
898	cyan blinking Cheshire Bitten	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2005-10"
899	custom avatar form	0		Free Pull
900	smile-sharpening stone	0		Familiar Weight: +5
901	olive espresso maker	0		Familiar Weight: +5
902	squat 100-Watt bulb	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
903	bad Spasmi Dolorosi Del Rene Champagne	3	decent	Last Available: "2004-10"
904	narrow horrifying coward's school Mafia knickerbockers of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -45, Spooky Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "5xGhoul, cap 25", Last Available: "2004-10"
905	deionized chilled jittery Yummy Tummy bean	0		Effect: "Prideful Strut", Effect Duration: 31
906	cold-filtered double-frozen Rock Pops	0		Effect: "Permanent Halloween", Effect Duration: 12
907	non-anodized irradiated alkaline Mr. Mediocrebar	0		Effect: "Heart of Yellow", Effect Duration: 56
908	Vulcanized Cold Hots candy	0		Effect: "Certainty", Effect Duration: 16
909	energized blurry Wint-O-Fresh mint	0		Effect: "Human-Beast Hybrid", Effect Duration: 49
910	yummy dwarf bread	4	awesome	
911	flattened wobbly Senior Mints	0		Effect: "Crimbo Nostalgia", Effect Duration: 34
912	concentrated activated pixellated candy heart	0		Effect: "Cool, Catlike", Effect Duration: 54
913	anodized altered kobold	0		Effect: "Intimidating Mien", Effect Duration: 36
914	hand turkey outline	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2004-11"
915	yam pinky ring	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
916	nasty intergalactic pom poms of the sweet-tooth	0		Stench Damage: +5, Candy Drop: +100
917	Mob Penguin protection contract	0		
918	brainy Radio Free Baseball Cap	0		Mysticality: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, 1xFairy, cap 37", Last Available: "2006-07"
919	mirror dance instructor's Radio Free Pants	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xGhoul, 1xLep, cap 37", Last Available: "2006-07"
920	wholesome Radio Free Foil	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2006-07"
921	adequate narrow radio button candy	3	good	
922	severed rocking horse head of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25
923	broken cellular phone	0		Last Available: "2004-01"
924	huge crimbo elfling	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
925	teal dental pliers	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
926	alkaline Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance	0		Effect: "Slightly Larger Than Usual", Effect Duration: 57
927	boozy mediocre Ferita Del Petto Zinfandel	5	decent	Last Available: "2006-12"
928	fireproof fuzzy bracelets	0		Hot Resistance: +3
929	forbidden arse-shooting crossbow	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50
931	acceptable spiced rum	3	good	
932	tolerable irresponsibly strong eggnog	9	good	
933	miniature flavorless candy cane	2	decent	
934	normal wobbly blinking gingerbread bugbear	3	good	
935	baleful imitation nice watch	0		Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2004-12", Nonstackable Watch
936	upside-down Hanukkimbo dreidl	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
937	menorette	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2004-12"
938	Fonzie's plastic sword	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Last Available: "2004-12"
939	olive small Crimbo Pressie	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
940	bow	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
941	ghostly Crimbo stocking	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
942	fireproof bowler	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, 1.5xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2004-12"
943	prompt ruddy bow staff	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2004-12"
944	Tesla bowlegged pants	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "1xGhoul, cap 25", Last Available: "2004-12"
945	tumbling skewered jumbo olive	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
946	skewed skewered lime	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
947	skewered cherry	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
948	tolerable martini	4	good	Last Available: "2004-12"
949	tolerable weak grogtini	2	good	Last Available: "2004-12"
950	lousy blinking cherry bomb	3	decent	Last Available: "2004-12"
951	green extra special Crimbo stocking	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
952	tumbling wholesome educational hockey mask	0		Experience: +1, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1.5xGhuol, cap 25"
953	penguin-smacking club	0		Familiar Damage: +15
954	orphan baby yeti	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
955	fez of etymology of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 30"
956	spoiled miniature blurry carob chunk noodles	2	crappy	
957	moldy chorizo brownies	4	crappy	
958	flavorless wobbly chocolate and tomato pizza	3	decent	
959	fuchsia flange	0		
960	clockwork key	0		
961	silk garter snake	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
962	velvet choker	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
963	lion tamer's chaotic plastic seal clubber	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Experience (familiar): +2
964	fuchsia flame-retardant Herculean plastic turtle tamer	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Hot Resistance: +1
965	personal trainer's plastic pastamancer	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Item Drop: +5
966	reassuring sharpshooter's plastic sauceror	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Spooky Resistance: +1
967	hardy boxer's plastic disco bandit	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Maximum HP: +50
968	personal trainer's Rosewater's plastic accordion thief	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10
969	beefcake's plastic mosquito	0		Muscle: +25
970	tumbling foul-smelling plastic leprechaun	0		Stench Damage: +10
971	rosy-cheeked plastic levitating potato	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30
972	mirror purple beefy plastic angry goat	0		Muscle: +10
973	educational plastic sabre-toothed lime	0		Experience: +1
974	plastic fuzzy dice of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20
975	maroon clever plastic pirate skeleton	0		Maximum MP: +20
976	huge aromatic plastic barrrnacle	0		Stench Resistance: +1
977	plastic howling balloon monkey of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25
978	pulsating Lo Pan's plastic stab bat	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30
979	grievous plastic grue	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50
980	upside-down dog trainer's plastic blood-faced volleyball	0		Experience (familiar): +1
981	narrow rock-hard plastic ghuol whelp	0		Damage Reduction: 5
982	teal narrow squat sinister plastic baby gravy fairy	0		Spell Damage: +10
983	studded plastic cocoabo	0		Damage Absorption: +80
984	shaking extremely unsafe plastic star starfish	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100
985	bouncing deadly plastic ghost pickle on a stick	0		Weapon Damage: +5
986	blurry horrifying plastic killer bee	0		Spooky Damage: +25
987	lime green upside-down prompt plastic Cheshire bat	0		Adventures: +3
988	upside-down Van der Graaf plastic coffee pixie	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
989	plastic bitchin' meatcar of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
990	flame-retardant plastic hermit	0		Hot Resistance: +1
991	pulsating skewed zippy foul-smelling plastic Boris of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Stench Damage: +10, Initiative: +20
992	lion tamer's educational plastic Jarlsberg of mayonnaise	0		Experience: +1, Experience (familiar): +2, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
993	smooth plastic Sneaky Pete of wisdom of mayonnaise	0		Mysticality: +15, Moxie: +15, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
994	wobbly toasty plastic Susie	0		Hot Damage: +5
995	stale Lucky Surprise Egg	3	decent	
998	tumbling yellow maiden wig	0		Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, cap 8"
999	maid head	0		
1000	huge Meat maid	0		
1002	savvy Xlyinia's notebook	0		Mysticality Percent: +20
1003	soda water	0		
1004	delicious bottle of tequila	3	awesome	
1005	artisanal special mirror boxed wine	4	EPIC	Effect: "Yeah, It's Just Gasoline", Effect Duration: 15
1006	spoiled twirling cherry	3	crappy	
1007	weightlifter's coconut shell	0		Muscle: +15, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 7"
1008	upside-down Sherlock's ice cubes	0		Item Drop: +25
1009	aged narrow vodka martini	4	awesome	
1010	artisanal watered-down lime green whiskey and soda	2	EPIC	
1011	artisanal practically non-alcoholic lime green monkey wrench	1	EPIC	
1012	delicious triple-distilled blinking tequila sunrise	7	awesome	
1013	smooth skewed margarita	4	awesome	
1014	acceptable weak purple strawberry wine	2	good	
1015	drinkable practically non-alcoholic wine spritzer	1	good	
1016	delicious perpendicular hula	3	awesome	
1017	drinkable spinning ducha de oro	4	good	
1018	artisanal calle de miel	4	EPIC	
1019	weak hand-crafted mirror dry vodka martini	2	EPIC	
1020	mediocre watered-down old-fashioned	2	decent	
1021	artisanal high-proof blurry tequila with training wheels	8	EPIC	
1022	lousy sangria	3	decent	
1023	hand-crafted vesper	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2004-12"
1024	perfectly mixed weak huge bodyslam	2	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	Last Available: "2004-12"
1025	extra-dry bad skewed sangria del diablo	5	decent	Last Available: "2004-12"
1026	Valentine	0		Free Pull
1027	jittery whip kit	0		
1028	buckler buckle	0		
1029	jittery Sinatra's hippo whip	0		Experience (Moxie): +5
1030	Temple Grandin's penguin whip	0		Familiar Weight: +7
1031	rosewater-soaked yak whip	0		Stench Resistance: +3
1032	gnauga hide whip of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7
1033	gnauga hide	0		
1034	avaricious hippo skin buckler	0		Meat Drop: +30
1035	penguin skin buckler of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3
1036	executive yakskin buckler	0		Meat Drop: +40
1037	Sherlock's gnauga hide buckler	0		Item Drop: +25
1038	tarnished double-cold-filtered purple Connery's Elixir of Audacity	0		Effect: "Kindly Resolve", Effect Duration: 18
1040	Tam O'Shanter	0		Meat Drop: +50, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2005-03"
1041	tolerable beer	3	good	
1042	purple forbidden string of beads	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50
1043	mirror stiffened string of beads	0		Damage Reduction: 1
1044	squat ruddy string of beads	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40
1045	electrified plastic bottle opener	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
1046	smooth traffic cone of the sewer	0		Moxie: +15, Stench Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "cap 15", Last Available: "2005-03"
1047	perfectly mixed N. O. Beer	3	EPIC	
1048	pickled oyster egg	1		Effect: "Perception", Effect Duration: 40
1049	distilled red oyster egg	1		
1050	diluted tumbling oyster egg	1		
1051	plastic oyster egg	0		
1052	altered wobbly oyster egg	1		Effect: "Hyperoffended", Effect Duration: 35
1053	twisted bouncing oyster egg	1		
1054	boiled twirling oyster egg	1		Effect: "Burning Ears", Effect Duration: 40
1055	tumbling plastic oyster egg	0		
1056	distilled ghostly puce oyster egg	1		Effect: "Spiro Gyro", Effect Duration: 10
1057	dried blurry jittery puce oyster egg	1		Effect: "Cautious Prowl", Effect Duration: 35
1058	diluted mirror puce oyster egg	1		Effect: "Putting the Pro in Proletariat", Effect Duration: 20
1059	puce plastic oyster egg	0		
1060	distilled green blinking ghostly mauve oyster egg	1		
1061	boiled upside-down tumbling mauve oyster egg	1		Effect: "Greedy Resolve", Effect Duration: 40
1062	distilled olive mauve oyster egg	1		
1063	twirling mauve plastic oyster egg	0		
1064	twisted oyster egg	1		
1065	altered ghostly oyster egg	1		
1066	dehydrated yellow oyster egg	1		
1067	plastic oyster egg	0		
1068	vaporized oyster egg	1		
1069	dried oyster egg	1		
1070	boiled maroon oyster egg	1		
1071	pulsating twirling plastic oyster egg	0		
1072	diluted ghostly off-white oyster egg	1		Effect: "Briny Blood", Effect Duration: 15
1073	modified off-white oyster egg	1		Effect: "Brawnee's Anthem of Absorption", Effect Duration: 10
1074	vaporized blue off-white oyster egg	1		
1075	off-white plastic oyster egg	0		
1076	distilled oyster egg	1		
1077	distilled bouncing oyster egg	1		
1078	denatured oyster egg	1		
1079	plastic oyster egg	0		
1080	pulsating oyster basket	0		
1081	tumbling emo roe	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2005-04"
1082	gazing shoes	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
1083	personal raindrop	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2005-04"
1084	rainbow tie	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
1085	clockwork widget	0		
1086	clockwork thingamajig	0		
1087	clockwork doohickey	0		
1088	purple clockwork clockwise dome	0		
1089	lime green clockwork spine	0		
1090	upside-down clockwork rings	0		
1091	pulsating clockwork claws	0		
1092	blue tumbling clockwork sheet	0		
1093	clockwork counterclockwise dome	0		
1094	clockwork sphere	0		
1095	deactivated MicroMechaMech	0		
1096	fuchsia clockwork endoskeleton	0		
1097	bouncing squat clockwork hat of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 20"
1098	narrow maroon stanky clockwork trench coat	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25
1099	lion tamer's clockwork pants	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 1.5xGhuol, cap 20"
1100	blinking gnauga hide chaps of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Familiar Effect: "atk, 4xBarrr, cap 20"
1101	false eyelashes	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1102	targeting chip	0		
1103	green unwound clockwork grapefruit	0		
1104	Mountie hat	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1105	clockwork bartender head	0		
1106	clockwork chef head	0		
1107	twirling clockwork maid head	0		
1108	squat clockwork detective skull	0		
1109	clockwork bartender-head-in-the-box	0		
1110	clockwork chef-head-in-the-box	0		
1111	ghostly clockwork bartender-in-the-box	0		
1112	clockwork chef-in-the-box	0		
1113	clockwork maid	0		
1114	tumbling pulsating tisket	0		
1115	squat tasket	0		
1116	annoying pitchfork	0		Monster Level: +5
1117	gray zippy veiny Stupid University Diploma of the overflowing toilet	0		Maximum HP: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Initiative: +20
1118	pregnant mushroom	0		
1119	pregnant mushroom	0		
1120	pregnant mushroom	0		
1121	inexplicably rock	0		
1122	fairy gravy	0		
1123	purple careful halfberd	0		Monster Level: -10
1124	small glove	0		
1125	huge Annie Oakley's beefy glove of extreme caution	0		Muscle: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Monster Level: -25
1126	toothpick of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100, Single Equip
1127	maroon Samson's ninja sword	0		Experience (Muscle): +5
1128	teeny-tiny ninja stars	0		
1129	twirling supercool sequined fez	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "1.75xLep, cap 20"
1130	narrow blank card	0		
1131	tumbling ghostly beet	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1132	Totally Gay Claymore	0		
1133	scandalous star shirt	0		Sleaze Damage: +5
1134	yellow cosmetics bag	0		
1135	modified dry eyeliner	0		Effect: "Salamander In Your Stomach", Effect Duration: 47
1136	frozen lipstick	0		Effect: "Sweetened and Fattened", Effect Duration: 69
1137	wicked bicycle chain of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Spell Damage: +5
1138	upside-down mushroom fermenting solution	0		
1139	tolerable mushroom wine	4	good	
1140	aged squat icy mushroom wine	3	awesome	
1141	artisanal extra-dry mushroom wine	5	EPIC	
1142	mediocre pointy mushroom wine	4	decent	
1143	drinkable wobbly flat mushroom wine	4	good	
1144	smooth jittery cool mushroom wine	4	awesome	
1145	weak artisanal knob mushroom wine	2	EPIC	
1146	mediocre triple-distilled mirror knoll mushroom wine	7	decent	
1147	acceptable blurry mushroom wine	4	good	
1148	boozy mediocre shot of flower schnapps	5	decent	
1149	adequate flower petal pie	3	good	
1150	acceptable bottle of single-barrel whiskey	3	good	
1151	mirror Temple Grandin's discarded plastic fork of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Familiar Weight: +7
1152	gravy-covered maypole	0		Item Drop: +25, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2005-05"
1153	delicious special Retenez L'Herbe Paté	3	awesome	Effect: "Gobliny Flavor", Effect Duration: 10
1154	distilled jittery blurry narrow Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	1	awesome	Effect: "Flexibili Tea", Effect Duration: 10
1155	blue letter from King Ralph XI	0		
1157	stiffened wholeberd	0		Damage Reduction: 1
1158	nitrogenated aerosolized pulsating shaking Meleegra™ pills	0		Effect: "Towering Strength", Effect Duration: 29
1159	green mariachi G-string	0		
1160	irate sombrero of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 3xLep, cap 11"
1161	twirling pile of candy	0		
1162	cold-filtered gray wobbly handsomeness potion	0		Effect: "Sepia Tan", Effect Duration: 47
1163	extra-aerosolized diffused pulsating red marzipan skull	0		Effect: "Radiated and Grodiated", Effect Duration: 50
1164	huge poultrygeist	0		
1165	hovering sombrero	0		
1166	maracas	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1167	plain brown wrapper	0		
1168	less-than-three-shaped box	0		
1169	exactly-three-shaped box	0		
1170	chocolate box	0		
1171	coffin	0		
1172	ghostly asbestos box	0		
1173	linoleum box	0		
1174	chrome box	0		
1175	shaking cryptic puzzle box	0		
1176	spinning pulsating refrigerated biohazard container	0		
1177	bouncing spinning magnetic field	0		
1178	potted cactus	0		
1179	daisy	0		
1180	potted fern	0		
1181	tulip	0		
1182	Venus flytrap	0		
1183	all-purpose flower	0		
1184	exotic orchid	0		
1185	long-stemmed rose	0		
1186	gilded lily	0		
1187	deadly nightshade	0		
1188	lotus	0		
1189	olive can of asparagus	0		
1190	bouncing dodecapede	0		
1191	yellow ghuol whelp	0		
1192	zmobie	0		
1193	skewed purple shaking Raggedy Hippy doll	0		
1194	stab bat	0		
1195	apathetic lizardman doll	0		
1196	yeti	0		
1197	Mob Penguin	0		
1198	sabre-toothed lime	0		
1199	bugbear	0		
1200	decent mirror mugcake	3	good	
1201	rotten ghostly urinal cake	4	crappy	
1202	adequate Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	4	good	
1203	gigantic toothsome cyan personalized birthday cake	6	awesome	
1204	tasty gigantic three-tiered wedding cake	7	awesome	
1205	yummy jumbo babycakes	5	awesome	
1206	special spoiled tiny shaking velvet cake	1	crappy	Effect: "Weather, Man", Effect Duration: 40
1207	tasty twirling congratulatory cake	3	awesome	
1208	small bland angel-food cake	2	decent	
1209	half-sized rotten cyan tumbling devil's-food cake	2	crappy	
1210	huge flavorless birthday party jellybean cheesecake	7	decent	
1211	blinking balloon	0		
1212	balloon	0		
1213	heart-shaped balloon	0		
1214	blue squat anniversary balloon	0		
1215	purple Mylar balloon	0		
1216	Kevlar balloon	0		
1217	mirror thought balloon	0		
1218	rat head balloon	0		Familiar Weight: -3
1219	mini-zeppelin	0		
1220	Mr. Balloon of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50
1221	green balloon	0		
1222	Mr. Eh? of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Softcore Only
1224	avaricious scorching Herculean steel shillelagh	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Hot Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +30
1225	dog trainer's steel skullcap of the cougar of the businessman	0		Moxie: +20, Experience (familiar): +1, Meat Drop: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, 1xFairy, cap 22"
1226	Lo Pan's crafty hardened steel solitaire	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Maximum MP: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Single Equip
1227	Sherlock's dance instructor's steel scarf of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Item Drop: +25, Single Equip
1228	jittery lightning-fast perfumed steel slacks of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Stench Resistance: +5, Initiative: +40, Familiar Effect: "prismatic atk, 4xBarrr, cap 22"
1229	tumbling flame-retardant shellacked steel suspenders of Calamity Jane	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Hot Resistance: +1, Single Equip
1230	nippy chaotic fortified pikestaff	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Cold Damage: +10
1231	ghostly blurry asbestos-lined Socratic Herculean pith helmet	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Hot Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 45"
1232	educational pocketwatch of extreme caution of the detective	0		Experience: +1, Monster Level: -25, Item Drop: +20, Single Equip
1233	yellow electrified Sinatra's pinky ring of terror	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip
1234	ghostly foul-smelling medical-grade veiny pants	0		Maximum HP: +10, Stench Damage: +10, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 45"
1235	ghostly smelly pendant of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Four Songs, Single Equip
1236	twirling blurry maroon stylish hockey stick of furious angry rage of the sewer	0		Moxie: +25, Stench Damage: +25
1237	jittery tapped lotus	0		
1238	blinking glowsticks	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1239	iced-out bling	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1240	limburger biker boots	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1241	carton of clove cigarettes	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1242	deflated inflatable dodecapede	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
1243	toy six-seater hovercraft	0		Familiar Weight: -5, Last Available: "2011-12"
1244	Glass Balls of the Goblin King of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5
1245	Socratic Codpiece of the Goblin King	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Single Equip
1246	wobbly twirling wholesome occult rib of the Bonerdagon of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Maximum HP Percent: +10
1247	vertebra of the Bonerdagon	0		
1248	lightning-fast smelly shellacked Bonerdagon necklace	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Initiative: +40
1249	Boss Bat britches of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xGhuol, cap 16"
1250	strapping Boss Bat bling of the scaredy-cat	0		Muscle: +5, Monster Level: -15
1251	bite-sized delicious Knob shroomkabob	1	awesome	
1252	toothsome small spinning shroomkabob	2	awesome	
1253	lime green pile of jumping beans	0		
1254	small yummy jumping bean burrito	2	awesome	
1255	toothsome jumping bean burrito	3	awesome	
1256	normal insanely jumping bean burrito	4	good	
1257	enchanted snack-sized decent rat scrapple	2	good	Effect: "Tingly Wrists", Effect Duration: 20
1258	pail of pretentious paint	0		
1259	sizzling Tesla traffic cone	0		Hot Damage: +10, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 15", Last Available: "2005-06"
1260	wax lips	0		Experience: +3, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2005-07"
1261	dehydrated Hatorade	1		Effect: "Stickler for Promptness", Effect Duration: 20
1262	skewed prompt lightning-fast resourceful off-hand balloon	0		Maximum MP: +50, Initiative: +40, Adventures: +3
1263	pygmy bugbear shaman	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
1264	nose-bone fetish	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
1265	box of sunshine	0		Free Pull
1266	flavorless tiny blue gloomy mushroom	1	decent	
1267	dead mimic	0		
1268	bouncing pine wand	0		
1269	ebony wand	0		
1270	green hexagonal wand	0		
1271	tumbling aluminum wand	0		
1272	narrow marble wand	0		
1273	huge tumbling magic lamp of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100
1274	compressed ghostly purple Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs	1		
1275	fuchsia educational basic meat skirt	0		Experience: +1, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, 3xFairy, cap 10"
1276	tolerable Otorian Battle Scar	4	good	
1277	brawny basic meat kilt	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 3xFairy, cap 10"
1278	frosty meat skirt	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 3xFairy, cap 11"
1279	jittery shaking banded meat kilt	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 3xFairy, cap 11"
1280	huge experienced penguinskin mini-skirt	0		Experience: +2, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xFairy, cap 30"
1281	maroon stiffened penguinskin mini-kilt	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xFairy, cap 30"
1282	Fonzie's yakskin skirt	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 35"
1283	narrow squat savvy yakskin kilt	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 35"
1284	blurry purple stylish hippopotamus skirt	0		Moxie: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 32"
1285	hippopotamus kilt of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 32"
1286	steel-toed furry skirt	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xFairy, cap 37"
1287	furry kilt of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xFairy, cap 37"
1288	tumbling occult gnauga hide skirt	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Familiar Effect: "2.5xFairy, cap 20"
1289	jittery padded gnauga hide kilt	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Familiar Effect: "2.5xFairy, cap 20"
1290	unsweetened unsweetened wind-up clock	0		Effect: "Quadrilled", Effect Duration: 33
1291	red chaotic Jekyllin hide belt	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2005-09"
1292	green blurry skirt / kilt kit	0		
1293	huge ring of adornment of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100
1294	narrow family-friendly shellacked ring of increase damage	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Sleaze Resistance: +1
1295	huge studded ring of gain strength	0		Damage Absorption: +80
1296	narrow cyan Usain Bolt's ring of resistance	0		Initiative: +80
1297	zippy ring of fire resistance	0		Initiative: +20
1298	twirling greasy ring of conflict	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
1299	aromatic pirate hook	0		Stench Resistance: +1
1300	banded monster bait	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Single Equip
1301	alkaline blinking deodorant	0		Effect: "Rampage!", Effect Duration: 28
1302	super-vacuum-sealed cold-filtered reodorant	0		Effect: "Mighty Shout", Effect Duration: 26
1303	bouncing Mjolnir Jr.	0		
1304	doppelshifter egg	0		Free Pull
1305	makeup kit	0		Familiar Weight: +15
1306	shaking careful energetic traffic cone	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Monster Level: -10, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 2xLep, cap 15", Last Available: "2005-10"
1307	pulsating yellow calm attention-deficit demon	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-10"
1308	unwound cymbal-playing monkey	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-10"
1309	attention spanner	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1310	fuchsia funky fez	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1311	comfy blanket	0		Last Available: "2005-10"
1312	shaking hardened Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Single Equip
1313	blinking resourceful Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	0		Maximum MP: +50, Single Equip
1314	shaking beefy Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	0		Muscle: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 3xGhuol, cap 18"
1315	boxer's rose-colored glasses	0		Muscle Percent: +10
1316	facsimile dictionary	0		
1317	blood flower	0		
1318	blurry lovecat tail	0		
1319	plastic passion fruit	0		
1320	delicious big skewed questionable taco	5	awesome	
1321	twirling Doc's Miracle Cure	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
1322	petrified time	0		Last Available: "2005-10"
1323	wobbly deadly time helmet	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2005-10"
1324	gray sharpshooter's time trousers	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 25", Last Available: "2005-10"
1325	dog trainer's time sword	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Last Available: "2005-10"
1326	Sinatra's Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Familiar Effect: "3xFairy, cap 7"
1327	jittery avaricious Cloaca-Cola shield	0		Meat Drop: +30
1328	vibrating Cloaca-Cola fatigues	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "4xPotato, 1.5x Ghoul, cap 7"
1329	blurry dangerous Dyspepsi-Cola shield	0		Weapon Damage: +10
1330	shaking Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Familiar Effect: "3.5xPotato, 3xVolley, cap 7"
1331	forbidden Cloaca-Cola helmet	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "3xFairy, cap 7"
1332	upside-down red Cloaca-Cola knapsack	0		
1333	ghostly Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack	0		
1334	Cloaca-Cola	0		
1335	Dyspepsi grenade	0		
1336	Cloaca grenade	0		
1338	purple Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	0		
1339	shaking Cloaca-Cola c-rations	0		
1340	teal Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	0		
1341	blinking flame-wreathed Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
1342	squat picture of a dead guy's girlfriend	0		
1343	upside-down zombie pineal gland	0		Last Available: "2005-11"
1344	Vulcanized twirling squat Gummi-Gnauga	0		Effect: "Appeteyes", Effect Duration: 29
1345	deionized spinning Now and Earlier	0		Effect: "damage.enh", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2020-09"
1346	modified Vulcanized ghostly Sugar Cog	0		Effect: "Sugar Smacks", Effect Duration: 52
1347	loaded serum blowgun	0		Last Available: "2005-11"
1348	upside-down empty blowgun	0		Last Available: "2005-11"
1349	miniscule temporal rip	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2005-11"
1350	jittery 1.21 jigawatts	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2005-11"
1351	Newton's pinky ring	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Single Equip
1352	spirit-forward drinkable twirling redrum	5	good	
1353	shaking ninja pirate zombie robot	0		
1354	pile of pebbles	0		
1355	thick decent bowl of oriole's nest soup	5	good	
1356	blinking bunny liver	0		
1357	practically non-alcoholic acceptable enchanted tumbling Mt. Noob Pale Ale	1	good	Effect: "Inner Dog", Effect Duration: 20
1358	pirate zombie head	0		Last Available: "2005-11"
1359	ninja pirate zombie robot head	0		Last Available: "2005-11"
1360	twirling pirate zombie robot head	0		Last Available: "2005-11"
1361	disembodied smile of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Single Equip
1362	sausage	0		
1363	clockwork pirate skull	0		
1364	rhesus monkey	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1365	moldy tofurkey leg	4	crappy	
1366	thick moldy tofurkey gravy	5	crappy	
1367	adequate herbal stuffing	3	good	
1368	stale can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	4	decent	
1369	spoiled enchanted spinning ghostly yams	3	crappy	Effect: "Tingly Elbows", Effect Duration: 15
1370	rhinestone cowboy shirt of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100
1371	razor-sharp gingham blouse	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25
1372	ghostly savvy souvenir ski t-shirt	0		Mysticality Percent: +20
1373	tumbling sweet nutcracker	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2005-12"
1374	green twirling mandible	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2005-12"
1375	twirling boxer's plastic Crimbo wreath	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2005-12"
1376	frosty plastic Uncle Crimbo	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2005-12"
1377	shaking sharpshooter's plastic Crimbo elf	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Last Available: "2005-12"
1378	friendly plastic sweet nutcracker	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2005-12"
1379	skewed banded plastic Crimbo reindeer	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2005-12"
1381	aspirin	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1382	ionized cold-filtered bouncing chocolate	0		Effect: "Deadly Flashing Blade", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2015-11"
1383	length of string	0		
1384	huge googly eye	0		
1385	blue stuffing	0		
1386	felt	0		
1387	gray block	0		
1388	narrow wobbly toy wheel	0		
1389	spinning yo-yo	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
1390	top	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
1391	ball	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
1392	pulsating kite	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1393	pet rock	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1394	twirling doppelshifter	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1395	mirror teddy bear	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1396	upside-down gravedigger's ruddy duck-on-a-string	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Spooky Damage: +10, Last Available: "2005-12"
1397	toy soldier	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1398	narrow doll house	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1399	wobbly toy train of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2005-12"
1400	dance instructor's marionette	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Last Available: "2005-12"
1401	wizardly sock monkey	0		Mysticality: +25, Last Available: "2005-12"
1402	Jeselnik's rag doll	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Last Available: "2005-12"
1403	twirling miser's can of fake snow	0		Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2005-12"
1404	greedy colored-light "necklace"	0		Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2005-12"
1405	strapping tree skirt	0		Muscle: +5, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 2xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2005-12"
1406	rotten wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie	3	crappy	Effect: "Wreathed in Merriment", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-06"
1407	flavorless special bell-shaped Crimbo cookie	3	decent	Effect: "Fury of the Bells", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-06"
1408	stale narrow tree-shaped Crimbo cookie	4	decent	Effect: "Yuletide Sappiness", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-06"
1409	maroon slick Unionize The Elves sign	0		Moxie: +10, Last Available: "2005-12"
1410	sleeping snowy owl	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1411	Tome of Snowcone Summoning	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-01", Skill: "Summon Snowcones"
1412	cold-filtered improved red blinking snowcone	0		Effect: "Red-Shirted Escort", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2006-01"
1413	enhanced oxidized snowcone	0		Effect: "Surreally Buff", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2006-01"
1414	energized skewed snowcone	0		Effect: "Super-Mega-Ultra-Hyper-Charged", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2006-01"
1415	polymerized snowcone	0		Effect: "Blessing of the Stinking Alphredo™", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2006-01"
1416	vacuum-sealed dry twirling snowcone	0		Effect: "Sweet, Nuts", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2006-01"
1417	ionized snowcone	0		Effect: "Twinkly Weapon", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2006-01"
1418	Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2006-01"
1419	teddy bear sewing kit	0		Last Available: "2006-01"
1420	coward's Jim Carey's traffic cone	0		Monster Level: 5, Familiar Effect: "2xLep, 2xFairy, cap 15", Last Available: "2006-01"
1421	Scandalously Skimpy Bikini	0		Four Songs, Single Equip
1422	Sombrero De Vida	0		Four Songs, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xPotato, 1xLep, cap 12"
1423	iceberglet	0		Last Available: "2006-02"
1424	flame-wreathed ice sickle of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2006-02"
1425	jittery ice baby of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2006-02"
1426	teal jittery flame-retardant ice pick	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1.5xLep, 1.5xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2006-02"
1427	vibrating ice skates of the brazier	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2006-02"
1428	half-sized normal grue egg omelette	2	good	
1429	yellow bouncing roll of drink tickets	0		
1430	pregnant gloomy mushroom	0		
1431	pregnant mushroom	0		
1432	rotten big red mushroom	5	crappy	
1433	fruit bowl	0		
1434	upside-down fruit basket	0		
1435	mirror hot pink lipstick	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1436	hot stuffing	0		
1437	cyan useless powder	0		
1438	extra-moist twinkly powder	0		Effect: "Insatiable Hunger", Effect Duration: 41
1439	improved denatured hot powder	0		Effect: "Feet of Grapefruit", Effect Duration: 23
1440	pressed improved powder	0		Effect: "Punch Another Day", Effect Duration: 61
1441	diffused powder	0		Effect: "Extra Backbone", Effect Duration: 41
1442	Vulcanized squat stench powder	0		Effect: "Flagrantly Fragrant", Effect Duration: 67
1443	double-denatured wet sleaze powder	0		Effect: "Black Lung", Effect Duration: 40
1444	enhanced cold-filtered lime green twinkly nuggets	0		Effect: "All Is Forgiven", Effect Duration: 34
1445	improved narrow hot nuggets	0		Effect: "Pasta Oneness", Effect Duration: 50
1446	dry nuggets	0		Effect: "Is This Your Card?", Effect Duration: 52
1447	unsweetened nuggets	0		Effect: "Ancestral Disapproval", Effect Duration: 60
1448	super-colloidal super-moist fuchsia stench nuggets	0		Effect: "Old Time Hydration", Effect Duration: 62
1449	frozen lime green sleaze nuggets	0		Effect: "Dancing Prowess", Effect Duration: 22
1450	boiled skewed mirror twinkly wad	1		Effect: "damage.enh", Effect Duration: 15
1451	altered narrow hot wad	1		
1452	powdered skewed wad	1		
1453	compressed squat wad	1		Effect: "Memory of Resilience", Effect Duration: 40
1454	denatured jittery stench wad	1		Effect: "Spookyravin'", Effect Duration: 10
1455	diluted huge maroon sleaze wad	1		
1456	double daisy	0		
1457	red Goth Giant	0		
1458	decent Valentine's Day cake	4	good	
1459	arrow'd heart balloon	0		
1460	pulsating velvet box	0		
1461	bouncing squashed frog	0		
1462	blinking eye of newt	0		
1463	salamander spleen	0		
1464	upside-down sleazy fairy gravy	0		
1465	suede shortsword	0		
1466	bamboo bokuto	0		
1467	25-meat staff	0		
1468	two-handed depthsword	0		
1469	bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme	0		
1470	lead yo-yo	0		
1471	squat shaking slightly peevedbow	0		
1472	sack of doorknobs	0		
1473	ball-and-chain	0		
1474	blurry maroon automatic catapult	0		
1475	pentacorn hat	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 10"
1476	narrow goofily-plumed helmet	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 17"
1477	huge plastic hard hat	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 22"
1478	salad bowl	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 30"
1479	teal football helmet	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 37"
1480	purple chain-mail monokini	0		Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 4xBarrr, cap 7"
1481	narrow ghostly union scalemail pants	0		Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, cap 12"
1482	paper-plate-mail pants	0		Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 2xBarrr, cap 20"
1483	troutpiece	0		Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr, cap 27"
1484	alpha-mail pants	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 35"
1485	upside-down stiffened banded rabbit's foot	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Damage Reduction: 1
1486	pulsating massive bag of catnip	0		
1487	hang glider	0		
1488	March hat	0		Free Pull
1489	blinking dormouse	0		
1490	spinning nippy cool chopsticks	0		Moxie: +5, Cold Damage: +10
1491	brawny rice bowl	0		Muscle Percent: +20
1492	stanky ninja mop	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25
1493	Lo Pan's ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon of the sweet-tooth	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Candy Drop: +100
1494	irradiated electrified shaking sugar-coated pine cone	0		Effect: "Inscrutable exoskeleton", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2020-09"
1495	ruddy traffic cone of the cheetah	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Initiative: +60, Familiar Effect: "2xLep, 2xFairy, cap 15", Last Available: "2006-03"
1496	tolerable gloomy mushroom wine	4	good	
1497	hand-crafted watered-down mushroom wine	2	super EPIC	
1498	McPhee's Grimoire of Hilarious Object Summoning	0		Last Available: "2006-04", Skill: "Summon Hilarious Objects"
1499	whoopie cushion	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1500	fake fake vomit	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1501	extra-concentrated flattened squat explosion-flavored chewing gum	0		Effect: "Fire Inside", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2006-04"
1502	pulsating olive clown hammer	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1503	rubber emo roe	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1504	chilled snowcone	0		Effect: "Cruisin' for a Bruisin'", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2006-04"
1505	upside-down ice cube with a fly in it	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1506	perfectly mixed calle de miel with a fly in it	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2006-04"
1507	hand-crafted pulsating rockin' wagon with a fly in it	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2006-04"
1508	hand-crafted maroon perpendicular hula with a fly in it	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2006-04"
1509	artisanal ghostly huge slap and tickle with a fly in it	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2006-04"
1510	jittery bag of airline peanuts	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1511	sinister fake hand	0		Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2006-04"
1512	altered spinning Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray	1		
1513	pickled Knob Goblin learning pill	1		
1514	boiled upside-down Knob Goblin eyedrops	1		
1515	vaporized spinning Knob Goblin nasal spray	1		Effect: "Ichorous Intensity", Effect Duration: 35
1516	KWE-brand transistor radio	0		
1518	blinking vampire heart	0		
1519	Talisman of Bakula	0		Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Give In To Your Vampiric Urges"
1520	yellow rosewater-soaked stanky Radio KoL Coffee Mug	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +3
1521	upside-down Frank Gorshin trophy	0		
1522	maroon Fonzie's Radio Free Jersey of the scaredy-cat	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Monster Level: -15
1523	bottle of used blood	0		
1524	wind-up chattering teeth	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1525	gray joybuzzer	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Shake Hands", Last Available: "2006-04"
1526	pet rock "Snooty" disguise	0		Familiar Weight: +11, Equips On: "Pet Rock | Toothsome Rock | Bulky Buddy Box | Holiday Log", Last Available: "2006-04"
1527	shaking diamond-studded fronts	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2006-04"
1528	Annie Oakley's cool corkscrew	0		Moxie: +5, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Last Available: "2006-04"
1529	St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1530	tumbling fake plastic grass	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
1531	grass skirt of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1.5xFairy, cap 20", Last Available: "2011-01"
1532	grass hat of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 1xBarrr, cap 20", Last Available: "2011-01"
1533	tumbling green Tesla grass blade	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2011-01"
1534	red raffle prize box	0		
1536	teal homeless hobo spirit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-05"
1537	weegee sqouija	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
1538	ghostly sparkly engagement ring of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100, Single Equip
1539	tumbling tumbling huge Tam O'Shatner	0		Meat Drop: +50, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2005-03"
1540	miser's Rosewater's Grimacite goggles	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Meat Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 31", Last Available: "2008-10"
1541	yellow double-paned Jeselnik's Grimacite glaive	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2008-10"
1542	Grimacite greaves of Calamity Jane of the boozehound	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Booze Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, 3xGhoul, cap 37", Last Available: "2008-10"
1543	Sherlock's flame-retardant Grimacite garter	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2008-10"
1544	Sinatra's Grimacite galoshes of temperance	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2008-10"
1545	Socratic Grimacite gorget of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Last Available: "2008-10"
1546	Usain Bolt's Grimacite guayabera	0		Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2008-10"
1547	fuchsia frightening Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Spooky Damage: +5
1548	scorching Fonzie's Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Hot Damage: +25
1549	olive MSG	0		
1550	lard-coated second-hand knockoff engagement ring	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
1551	mediocre bottle of Domesticated Turkey	3	decent	
1552	boozy tolerable bottle of Definit	5	good	
1553	fancy tolerable practically non-alcoholic maroon bottle of Calcutta Emerald	1	good	Effect: "Hypercubed", Effect Duration: 45
1554	practically non-alcoholic mediocre bottle of Lieutenant Freeman	1	decent	
1555	bad bottle of Jorge Sinsonte	3	decent	
1556	practically non-alcoholic aged boxed champagne	1	awesome	
1557	big spoiled ghostly kumquat	5	crappy	
1558	moldy half-sized huge tangerine	2	crappy	
1559	blurry shaking tonic water	0		
1560	special normal bite-sized cocktail onion	1	good	Effect: "Gamer Rage", Effect Duration: 5
1561	huge normal tumbling raspberry	7	good	
1562	immense yummy kiwi	10	awesome	
1563	tolerable weak maroon whiskey bittersweet	2	good	
1564	practically non-alcoholic mediocre green mimosette	1	decent	
1565	mediocre tequila sunset	4	decent	
1566	artisanal bouncing zmobie	4	EPIC	Wiki Name: "Zmobie (drink)"
1567	strong hand-crafted cyan gin and tonic	5	EPIC	
1568	mediocre skewed vodka and tonic	4	decent	
1569	bad practically non-alcoholic vodka gibson	1	decent	
1570	perfectly mixed wobbly gibson	3	EPIC	
1571	watered-down perfectly mixed mirror parisian cathouse	2	EPIC	
1572	artisanal rabbit punch	3	EPIC	
1573	bad caipifruta	4	decent	
1574	mediocre weak teqiwila	2	decent	
1575	weak lousy Divine	2	decent	
1576	artisanal practically non-alcoholic pulsating Gordon Bennett	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	
1577	weak tolerable squat tangarita	2	good	
1578	smooth skewed mandarina colada	3	awesome	
1579	bad yellow gimlet	3	decent	
1580	high-proof acceptable brick road	9	good	
1581	distilled hand-crafted narrow blue vodka stratocaster	5	EPIC	
1582	lousy Neuromancer	3	decent	
1583	practically non-alcoholic hand-crafted prussian cathouse	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	
1584	smooth watered-down Mae West	2	awesome	
1585	watered-down acceptable Mon Tiki	2	good	
1586	perfectly mixed teqiwila slammer	4	EPIC	
1587	moldy Knob lo mein	4	crappy	
1588	stale asparagus lo mein	3	decent	
1589	normal wobbly Knoll lo mein	3	good	
1590	gigantic flavorless blurry lo mein	7	decent	
1591	small spoiled ghostly olive lo mein	2	crappy	
1592	bland miniature green skewed hot hi mein	2	decent	
1593	stale yellow hi mein	3	decent	
1594	toothsome bite-sized hi mein	1	awesome	
1595	spoiled half-sized hi mein	2	crappy	
1596	adequate sleazy hi mein	3	good	
1597	squat wholesome Junior LAAAAME merit badge	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2006-05"
1598	upside-down Senior LAAAAME merit badge of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2006-05"
1599	lime green jazz soap	0		Free Pull, Effect: "Jazz Hands", Effect Duration: 20
1600	irresponsibly strong special drinkable tangarita with a fly in it	7	good	Effect: "Meadulla Oblongota", Effect Duration: 10
1601	lousy narrow mandarina colada with a fly in it	3	decent	
1602	artisanal prussian cathouse with a fly in it	3	EPIC	
1603	bad weak Mae West with a fly in it	2	decent	
1604	altered skewed astronaut ice-cream	1		Last Available: "2006-05"
1605	delectable catalyst	0		
1606	altered ultimate wad	1		
1607	wet dry libation of liveliness	0		Effect: "Sweet and Yellow", Effect Duration: 53
1608	super-diffused blurry huge eyedrops of the ermine	0		Effect: "Gunky Dory", Effect Duration: 30
1609	warmed frozen double-modified tumbling perfume of prejudice	0		Effect: "In the Limelight", Effect Duration: 17
1610	vacuum-sealed skewed eyedrops of the ocelot	0		Effect: "Superhuman Sarcasm", Effect Duration: 32
1611	magnetized potent potion of potency	0		Effect: "Flexibili Tea", Effect Duration: 62
1612	dry concentrated cordial of concentration	0		Effect: "Thick, Sick", Effect Duration: 14
1613	bouncing Sherlock's coffin lid	0		Item Drop: +25
1614	flame-wreathed satin shield	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10
1615	wobbly banded Cerebral Cloche	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Familiar Effect: "1.5xLep, cap 22", Last Available: "2006-06"
1616	double-paned Cerebral Culottes	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, 1xGhoul, cap 22", Last Available: "2006-06"
1617	censurious coward's Cerebral Crossbow of bravery	0		Monster Level: -20, Spooky Resistance: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2006-06"
1618	teal ice stein	0		Last Available: "2006-06"
1619	mirror munchies pill	0		Last Available: "2006-06"
1620	homeopathic healing powder	0		Last Available: "2006-06"
1621	cyan astral badger	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-06"
1622	flattened double-quantum squat astral mushroom	0		Effect: "Video Game Hot Dog", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2006-06"
1623	squat badger badge	0		Last Available: "2006-06"
1624	colloidal squat blue-frosted astral cupcake	0		Effect: "Scorpio Rising", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2006-06"
1625	warmed ionized green-frosted astral cupcake	0		Effect: "Ooh, Sweet!", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2006-06"
1626	alkaline dry maroon blurry orange-frosted astral cupcake	0		Effect: "Chari Tea", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2006-06"
1627	deionized boiled purple-frosted astral cupcake	0		Effect: "Ack!  Barred!", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2006-06"
1628	galvanized denatured skewed pink-frosted astral cupcake	0		Effect: "Cringle's Curative Carol", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2006-06"
1629	blurry resourceful raspberry beret	0		Maximum MP: +50, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, 2xLep, cap 12"
1630	thinker's pixel shield	0		Mysticality: +10
1631	beer cartilage	0		
1632	Spanish fly trap	0		
1633	Spanish fly	0		
1634	weak delicious around the world	2	awesome	
1635	scrumdiddlyumptious solution	0		
1636	Toddler-sized Dragon Costume	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Item Drop: +5, Softcore Only
1637	concentrated spinning pulsating lotion of hotness	0		Effect: "Weapon of Mass Destruction", Effect Duration: 60
1638	energized lotion of coldness	0		Effect: "Gummiheart", Effect Duration: 69
1639	Vulcanized lotion of spookiness	0		Effect: "Liquid Courage", Effect Duration: 52
1640	pickled lotion of stench	0		Effect: "You're High as a Crow, Marty", Effect Duration: 15
1641	anodized lotion of sleaziness	0		Effect: "Inappropriate Spirit", Effect Duration: 56
1642	high-proof enchanted drinkable olive Grimacite Bock	9	good	Effect: "Bootyliciousness", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2008-11"
1643	big normal wedge of gray cheese	5	good	Last Available: "2008-11"
1644	teal hot and sauce	0		
1645	and sauce	0		
1646	and sauce	0		
1647	stench and sauce	0		
1648	sleazy and sauce	0		
1649	pulsating brick	0		Free Pull
1650	skewed milk of magnesium	0		
1651	small stale tumbling foie gras	2	decent	
1652	alkaline ionized jittery candy brain	0		Effect: "Lemon Enlightenment", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2020-09"
1653	purple supercharged rock-hard jewel-eyed wizard hat of the businessman	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Meat Drop: +50, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Magic Missile", Familiar Effect: "atk, 5xVolley, 5xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2006-07"
1654	Annie Oakley's hardy wad of Crovacite	0		Maximum HP: +50, Critical Hit Percent: +20
1655	upside-down therapeutic collar of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
1656	White Citadel Satisfaction Satchel	0		
1657	maroon onion shurikens	0		
1658	pulsating Cherry Cloaca Cola	0		
1659	wobbly Diet Cloaca Cola	0		
1660	Regular Cloaca Cola	0		
1661	smooth Radio KoL Keychain	0		Moxie: +15
1662	bouncing Radio KoL Antenna Ball of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50
1663	extremely unsafe Radio KoL Flashlight	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100
1664	pulsating lightning-fast Radio KoL Maracas	0		Initiative: +40
1665	blue ghostly groovy Radio KoL Bottle Opener	0		Moxie Percent: +10
1666	pulsating nippy Radio KoL Patch	0		Cold Damage: +10
1667	huge arcane researcher's Cat-Herding Prod	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10
1668	wizardly star boomerang	0		Mysticality: +25
1669	cyan stylish star stiletto	0		Moxie: +25
1670	maroon fraudwort	0		
1671	shysterweed	0		
1672	swindleblossom	0		
1673	upside-down frightening baleful grave robbing shovel	0		Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Damage: +5
1674	upside-down teal nippy superhero mask	0		Cold Damage: +10, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, 1xFairy, cap 2"
1675	ore	0		
1676	huge styrofoam ore	0		
1677	jittery bubblewrap ore	0		
1678	pet rock "Groucho" disguise	0		Familiar Weight: +11, Equips On: "Pet Rock | Toothsome Rock | Bulky Buddy Box | Holiday Log", Last Available: "2011-12"
1679	Samson's cool sword	0		Moxie: +5, Experience (Muscle): +5
1680	squat foul-smelling baleful staff	0		Spell Damage: +25, Stench Damage: +10
1681	sizzling supercharged bubblewrap sword	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Hot Damage: +10
1682	Lo Pan's bubblewrap staff of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Spell Critical Percent: +30
1683	manspreader's fortified bubblewrap crossbow	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Monster Level: +10
1684	spinning sinister styrofoam sword of bravery	0		Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +5
1685	hale styrofoam staff of the glutton	0		Maximum HP: +20, Food Drop: +100
1686	gray pulsating knitted Socratic styrofoam crossbow	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Cold Resistance: +3
1687	Platinum Yendorian Express Card	0		
1688	Jim Carey's banded crossbow	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Monster Level: +25
1689	Tesla ribbon	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2006-07"
1690	extremely unsafe dangerous discarded bottlecap	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 38"
1691	blurry quilted discarded torn-up glove of the storm	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 0.5xPotato, cap 38"
1692	unsweetened narrow ghostly salamander slurry	0		Effect: "Think Win-Lose", Effect Duration: 16
1693	quadruple-pickled eyedrops of newt	0		Effect: "Abyssal Blood", Effect Duration: 33
1694	deionized ionized Frogade	0		Effect: "Brother Smothers's Blessing", Effect Duration: 22
1695	enhanced huge papotion of papower	0		Effect: "Greasy Peasy", Effect Duration: 57
1696	normal yellow royal jelly taco	4	good	
1697	decent huge tofu taco	3	good	
1698	enchanted moldy shaking jumping bean taco	3	crappy	Effect: "Bells in the Batfry", Effect Duration: 30
1699	half-sized bland wobbly catgut taco	2	decent	
1700	half-sized adequate olive goat cheese taco	2	good	
1701	yummy fancy small tumbling red pr0n taco	2	awesome	Effect: "Mental A-cue-ity", Effect Duration: 45
1702	pickled pressed ghostly alphabet gum	0		Effect: "Shortened", Effect Duration: 42
1703	fuchsia Comma Chameleon egg	0		Free Pull
1704	shingle	0		
1705	flaregun	0		
1706	ghostly hale steel-toed weightlifter's sword	0		Muscle: +15, Damage Reduction: 9, Maximum HP: +20
1707	huge aromatic baleful beefy flypaper staff	0		Muscle: +10, Spell Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +1
1708	skewed horrifying crafty personal trainer's grease gun	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Maximum MP: +10, Spooky Damage: +25
1709	steel-toed experienced sword of static of terror	0		Experience: +2, Damage Reduction: 9, Spooky Spell Damage: +10
1710	lion tamer's resourceful wiffle-flail of the glutton	0		Maximum MP: +50, Experience (familiar): +2, Food Drop: +100
1711	nippy Fonzie's bubble bauble bow of the sewer	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Cold Damage: +10, Stench Damage: +25
1712	huge greasy Annie Oakley's dance instructor's Frost™ brand sword	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
1713	shaking knitted boxer's squeaky staff	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Cold Resistance: +3
1714	huge sizzling therapeutic can cannon of mayonnaise	0		Hot Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
1715	olive upside-down skewed double-paned starchy sword	0		Cold Resistance: +5
1716	banded starchy staff	0		Damage Absorption: +100
1717	avaricious starchy crossbow	0		Meat Drop: +30
1718	upside-down flame-wreathed pestoblade of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Hot Spell Damage: +10
1719	Jack Frost's poutine pole of doom	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Spell Damage: +50
1720	dog trainer's occult curdflinger	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Experience (familiar): +1
1721	energetic muculent machete of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Maximum MP Percent: +20
1722	narrow Usain Bolt's chilly glistening staff	0		Cold Damage: +5, Initiative: +80
1723	mirror upside-down Sherlock's repeating crossbow of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Item Drop: +25
1725	blue bigger stick	0		
1726	shaking sinewy crossbow string	0		
1727	sturdy sword hilt	0		
1728	narrow wizardly dense meat sword	0		Mysticality: +25
1729	prompt dense meat staff	0		Adventures: +3
1730	sage dense meat crossbow	0		Mysticality Percent: +10
1731	horrifying beefcake's Spirit Precipice of the sewer	0		Muscle: +25, Stench Damage: +25, Spooky Damage: +25
1732	fortified Rosewater's smoldering staff of Leguizamo	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Damage Absorption: +60, Monster Level: +20
1733	fuchsia blurry occult Da Vinci's slick hot cross bow	0		Moxie: +10, Experience (Mysticality): +5, Spell Damage Percent: +25
1734	spinning extremely unsafe sword behind inappropriate prepositions of incineration	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Alters Page Text
1735	purple gravedigger's hardened meatspout staff of the overflowing toilet	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Damage: +10
1736	narrow Sherlock's deadly beefcake's carob cannon	0		Muscle: +25, Weapon Damage: +5, Item Drop: +25
1737	tumbling MacGyver's smooth shuddersword of Gandalf	0		Moxie: +15, Maximum MP: +100, Spell Critical Percent: +20
1738	inspector's hardened Fonzie's hairy staff	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Damage Reduction: 3, Item Drop: +15
1739	hardy quilted projectile icemaker of chilblains	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Maximum HP: +50, Cold Damage: +25
1740	narrow reassuring curative boxer's buffalo blade	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Spooky Resistance: +1, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
1741	twirling greasy dog trainer's cheesestick	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
1742	purple medical-grade wizardly potato pistol	0		Mysticality: +25, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
1743	Socratic savory sword	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1
1744	smooth savory staff	0		Moxie: +15
1745	savory crossbow of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3
1746	miser's smartaleck's beefy Super Magic Power Sword X	0		Muscle: +10, Moxie Percent: +30, Meat Drop: +10
1747	Van der Graaf soylent staff of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
1748	blinking executive goulauncher of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Meat Drop: +40
1749	defective skull	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
1750	chaotic Gnollish pie server	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10
1751	fuchsia fortified Gnollish slotted spoon	0		Damage Absorption: +60
1752	occult Knob Goblin spatula	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25
1753	upside-down sinister jack flapper	0		Spell Damage: +10
1754	skewed Sinatra's filthy pestle	0		Experience (Moxie): +5
1755	Knob Goblin melon baller of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1756	shellacked huge spoon	0		Damage Reduction: 7
1757	huge pizza cutter of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100
1758	squat fireproof star spatula	0		Hot Resistance: +3
1759	curative hardy foon of fulmination	0		Maximum HP: +50, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
1760	reassuring hardened foon of frigidity	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Spooky Resistance: +1
1761	foon of foulness of Gandalf of temperance	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +5
1762	shaking lime green thinker's foon of fearfulness of Flo-Jo	0		Mysticality: +10, Initiative: +100
1763	squat friendly foon of fleshiness of mayonnaise	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
1764	purple Spookyraven library key	0		
1765	Spookyraven gallery key	0		
1766	Spookyraven ballroom key	0		
1767	ghostly pack of chewing gum	0		
1768	squat Gnomish toolbox	0		
1769	flavorless gigantic fricasseed brains	8	decent	
1770	adequate brains casserole	4	good	
1771	Lo Pan's butcherknife	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30
1772	teal mirror rock-hard corn holder	0		Damage Reduction: 5
1773	maroon rosewater-soaked eggbeater	0		Stench Resistance: +3
1774	practically non-alcoholic lousy mirror bouncing bottle of popskull	1	decent	
1775	steel-toed dishrag	0		Damage Reduction: 9
1776	enchanted snack-sized normal stale baguette	2	good	Effect: "Bottle in front of Me", Effect Duration: 40
1777	leftovers of indeterminate origin	0		
1778	snack-sized moldy yellow dinner	2	crappy	
1779	stylish katana	0		Moxie: +25, Synergetic
1780	steel-toed ram stick	0		Damage Reduction: 9
1781	deadly enchantlers	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xLep, cap 28"
1782	Temple Grandin's ram-battering staff of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Familiar Weight: +7
1783	spoiled crazy Turkish delight	4	crappy	
1784	lime green lard-coated sinister Snow Queen Crown	0		Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xGhuol, cap 28"
1785	rosewater-soaked Sinatra's brainy ga-ga radio	0		Mysticality: +5, Experience (Moxie): +5, Stench Resistance: +3
1786	narrow six pack of Mountain Stream	0		
1787	energized chilled wet bag of Cheat-Os	0		Effect: "Phorcefullness", Effect Duration: 12
1788	unrefined Mountain Stream syrup	0		
1789	pulsating Mob Penguin	0		
1790	perfectly mixed practically non-alcoholic Ram's Face Lager	1	EPIC	
1791	ram horns	0		
1792	huge coward's cool Travoltan trousers of the cougar	0		Moxie: 25, Monster Level: -20, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 2xLep, 1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2006-09", Moxie May Control MP
1793	wool strapping pool cue	0		Muscle: +5, Cold Resistance: +1
1794	improved chilled energized green handful of hand chalk	0		Effect: "Icy Demeanor", Effect Duration: 32
1795	wobbly Counterclockwise Watch of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Single Equip, Nonstackable Watch
1796	bone collar	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1797	misshapen animal skeleton	0		
1798	pile of animal bones	0		
1799	animal skull	0		
1800	animal cranium	0		
1801	blinking squat animal jawbone	0		
1802	first cervical vertebra	0		
1803	blue upside-down second cervical vertebra	0		
1804	third cervical vertebra	0		
1805	pulsating fourth cervical vertebra	0		
1806	fifth cervical vertebra	0		
1807	twirling sixth cervical vertebra	0		
1808	upside-down seventh cervical vertebra	0		
1809	skewed fuchsia first thoracic vertebra	0		
1810	twirling second thoracic vertebra	0		
1811	tumbling bouncing third thoracic vertebra	0		
1812	fourth thoracic vertebra	0		
1813	ghostly fifth thoracic vertebra	0		
1814	sixth thoracic vertebra	0		
1815	seventh thoracic vertebra	0		
1816	blurry eighth thoracic vertebra	0		
1817	ninth thoracic vertebra	0		
1818	tenth thoracic vertebra	0		
1819	eleventh thoracic vertebra	0		
1820	gray twelfth thoracic vertebra	0		
1821	first lumbar vertebra	0		
1822	second lumbar vertebra	0		
1823	bouncing third lumbar vertebra	0		
1824	fourth lumbar vertebra	0		
1825	fifth lumbar vertebra	0		
1826	sixth lumbar vertebra	0		
1827	twirling seventh lumbar vertebra	0		
1828	pulsating sacral vertebrae	0		
1829	first caudal vertebra	0		
1830	huge second caudal vertebra	0		
1831	gray bouncing third caudal vertebra	0		
1832	mirror mirror fourth caudal vertebra	0		
1833	fifth caudal vertebra	0		
1834	maroon sixth caudal vertebra	0		
1835	seventh caudal vertebra	0		
1836	upside-down eighth caudal vertebra	0		
1837	ninth caudal vertebra	0		
1838	tenth caudal vertebra	0		
1839	left first rib	0		
1840	left second rib	0		
1841	left third rib	0		
1842	left fourth rib	0		
1843	twirling left fifth rib	0		
1844	huge left sixth rib	0		
1845	olive left seventh rib	0		
1846	red left eighth rib	0		
1847	jittery red left ninth rib	0		
1848	left tenth rib	0		
1849	jittery squat left eleventh rib	0		
1850	left twelfth rib	0		
1851	right first rib	0		
1852	right second rib	0		
1853	ghostly right third rib	0		
1854	right fourth rib	0		
1855	tumbling right fifth rib	0		
1856	right sixth rib	0		
1857	right seventh rib	0		
1858	right eighth rib	0		
1859	right ninth rib	0		
1860	right tenth rib	0		
1861	wobbly right eleventh rib	0		
1862	lime green upside-down right twelfth rib	0		
1863	animal pelvis	0		
1864	left scapula	0		
1865	huge right scapula	0		
1866	blue left clavicle	0		
1867	right clavicle	0		
1868	ghostly left humerus	0		
1869	right humerus	0		
1870	narrow huge left radius	0		
1871	right radius	0		
1872	spinning left ulna	0		
1873	right ulna	0		
1874	left femur	0		
1875	blue right femur	0		
1876	twirling left tibia	0		
1877	right tibia	0		
1878	blurry left fibula	0		
1879	right fibula	0		
1880	spinning left kneecap	0		
1881	blinking right kneecap	0		
1882	left first front claw	0		
1883	left second front claw	0		
1884	left third front claw	0		
1885	cyan left fourth front claw	0		
1886	right first front claw	0		
1887	right second front claw	0		
1888	right third front claw	0		
1889	blurry right fourth front claw	0		
1890	bouncing left thumb	0		
1891	right thumb	0		
1892	left first rear claw	0		
1893	teal left second rear claw	0		
1894	upside-down huge left third rear claw	0		
1895	left fourth rear claw	0		
1896	maroon right first rear claw	0		
1897	right second rear claw	0		
1898	fuchsia right third rear claw	0		
1899	red right fourth rear claw	0		
1900	fuchsia beefcake's 1-ball	0		Muscle: +25
1901	squat bouncing Newton's smartaleck's 2-ball	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Experience (Mysticality): +3
1902	scorching beefy 3-ball	0		Muscle: +10, Hot Damage: +25
1903	pulsating quilted 4-ball of doom	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Spooky Spell Damage: +50
1904	auspicious smooth 5-ball	0		Moxie: +15, Item Drop: +10
1905	cool 6-ball of courage	0		Moxie: +5, Spooky Resistance: +3
1906	bouncing mansplainer's 7-ball	0		Monster Level: +15
1907	jittery 8-ball	0		
1910	twirling up-at-dawn inspector's weightlifter's clockwork sword	0		Muscle: +15, Item Drop: +15, Adventures: +5
1911	lime green grievous slick clockwork staff of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Moxie: +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +50
1912	Van der Graaf rosy-cheeked razor-sharp clockwork crossbow	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Maximum HP Percent: +30, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
1913	clockwork handle	0		
1914	blinking clockwork rod	0		
1915	ghostly clockwork shank	0		
1916	Lord Spookyraven's spectacles	0		
1917	wallet	0		
1918	shaking coin purse	0		
1919	English to A. F. U. E. Dictionary	0		
1920	wobbly bizarre illegible sheet music	0		
1921	tumbling wakizashi of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100, Synergetic
1922	huge gob of wet hair	0		
1923	tumbling roll of toilet paper	0		Free Pull
1924	tattered wolf standard	0		
1925	tattered snake standard	0		
1926	spinning KoL Con 3-D Glasses	0		Familiar Effect: "8xLep, 1xFairy, cap 2"
1927	scary death orb	0		
1928	tuning fork	0		
1929	ghostly skewed Herculean greaves	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Breakable, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr"
1930	frightening ruddy helmet	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Spooky Damage: +5, Breakable, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato, 0.5xFairy"
1931	jittery wool Samson's spear	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Cold Resistance: +1, Breakable
1932	studded shield	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Breakable
1933	olive Usain Bolt's pitchfork	0		Initiative: +80
1934	Sherlock's broken sword	0		Item Drop: +25
1935	grievous snarling wolf shield	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Synergetic
1936	lupine sword of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Synergetic
1937	prompt snake shield	0		Adventures: +3, Synergetic
1938	serpentine sword of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Synergetic
1939	huge grouchy restless spirit	0		
1940	twirling miser's mansplainer's shellacked 9-ball	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Monster Level: +15, Meat Drop: +10
1941	beefy seal pendant of dire peril	0		Muscle: +10, Weapon Damage: +20, Class: "Seal Clubber", Single Equip
1942	beefcake's turtle brooch of Leguizamo	0		Muscle: +25, Monster Level: +20, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Single Equip
1943	tumbling knitted cool noodle ring	0		Moxie: +5, Cold Resistance: +3, Class: "Pastamancer", Single Equip
1944	pulsating scandalous quilted saucepan earring	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Sleaze Damage: +5, Class: "Sauceror", Single Equip
1945	shaking huge aromatic Sinatra's disco ball pendant	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Stench Resistance: +1, Class: "Disco Bandit", Single Equip
1946	narrow Usain Bolt's frosty accordion pin	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Initiative: +80, Class: "Accordion Thief", Single Equip
1947	wobbly studded worn tophat of the sweet-tooth	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Candy Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xLep, cap 31"
1948	family-friendly tap shoes of the early riser	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Adventures: +7, Single Equip
1949	fancy huge delicious bouncing Manetwich	6	awesome	Effect: "substats.enh", Effect Duration: 10
1950	bottle of Vangoghbitussin	0		
1951	artisanal enchanted watered-down bottle of Pinot Renoir	2	EPIC	Effect: "Like a Fish to Walter", Effect Duration: 25
1952	adequate big desiccated apricot	5	good	
1953	practically non-alcoholic acceptable squat flute of flat champagne	1	good	
1954	spoiled half-sized dehydrated caviar	2	crappy	
1955	styrofoam peanuts	0		
1956	tolerable tumbling snifter of thoroughly aged brandy	3	good	
1957	quill pen	0		
1958	bouncing inkwell	0		
1959	tattered scrap of paper	0		
1960	scroll of forbidden unspeakable evil	0		
1961	can of Binarrrca	0		Free Pull, Effect: "Talking Like a Pirate", Effect Duration: 50
1962	wet Bit O' Ectoplasm	0		Effect: "Can't Be a Chooser", Effect Duration: 58
1963	dance card	0		
1964	squat perfumed opera mask	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xBarrr, cap 2"
1965	bottle of Monsieur Bubble	0		
1966	pulsating Amulet of Yendor of the cougar of temperance	0		Moxie: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-12"
1967	jitterbug larva	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2007-10"
1968	upside-down bottle of perfume	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1969	twirling lime green spoon!	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1970	purple nervous tick egg	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2007-10"
1971	tumbling plastic pumpkin bucket	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Item Drop: +13, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2006-10", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.35
1972	strapping shrimp fork of dire peril	0		Muscle: +5, Weapon Damage: +20
1973	half of a memo	0		
1974	blurry cocoabo	0		
1975	bouncing yellow baby gravy fairy	0		
1976	mirror bouncing gravy fairy	0		
1977	blinking gravy fairy	0		
1978	gravy fairy	0		
1979	mirror gravy fairy	0		
1980	sleazy gravy fairy	0		
1981	astral badger	0		
1982	blurry MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech	0		
1983	spinning hand turkey	0		
1984	snowy owl	0		
1985	scary death orb	0		
1986	mind flayer	0		
1987	yellow undead elbow macaroni	0		
1988	angry cow	0		
1989	squat Cheshire bitten	0		
1990	yo-yo	0		
1991	rubber WWJD? bracelet	0		
1992	bouncing rubber WWBD? bracelet	0		
1993	spinning rubber WWSPD? bracelet	0		
1994	rubber WWtNSD? bracelet	0		
1995	spinning heart necklace	0		Free Pull
1996	shaking right half of a heart necklace	0		
1997	left half of a heart necklace	0		
1998	pack of KWE trading card	0		
1999	pulsating shaking stick of "gum"	0		
2000	Das Überkühlraum trading card	0		
2001	Vaso De Agua trading card	0		
2002	The Grand Poo-Bah trading card	0		
2003	jittery Thorny Toad trading card	0		
2004	teal Chori Zo trading card	0		
2005	Morbidda trading card	0		
2006	Poison Oak trading card	0		
2007	Princess Rutabaga trading card	0		
2008	Roo trading card	0		
2009	bouncing Woldo trading card	0		
2010	mirror The Snake trading card	0		
2011	blinking Nayztameetjoo trading card	0		
2012	twirling Arrrmetia trading card	0		
2013	Serenity trading card	0		
2014	blinking ghostly Inndya trading card	0		
2015	wobbly Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card	0		
2016	diamond necklace	0		
2017	squat spade necklace	0		
2018	club necklace	0		
2019	twirling cream pie	0		Free Pull
2020	delicious half-sized cherry pie	2	awesome	
2021	diet moldy fuchsia strawberry pie	1	crappy	
2022	toothsome lemon meringue pie	3	awesome	
2023	twirling Genalen™ Bottle	1	decent	
2024	fancy normal mixed wildflower greens	3	good	Effect: "Spookyravin'", Effect Duration: 40
2025	adequate handful of walnuts	4	good	
2026	bite-sized moldy special nutty organic salad	1	crappy	Effect: "Boletus Swoletus", Effect Duration: 10
2027	adequate super salad	3	good	
2028	flavorless low-calorie tofu wonton	1	decent	
2029	mirror hippy protest button	0		Single Equip, Thorns: 1
2030	skewed inspector's savvy Lockenstock™ sandals	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Item Drop: +15, Single Equip
2031	didgeridooka of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20
2032	blinking yellow medical-grade healthy bullet-proof corduroys	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xBarrr, cap 42"
2033	upside-down mirror toasty round sunglasses	0		Hot Damage: +5, Single Equip
2034	bouncing mirror wicker shield of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100
2035	Marquis de Poivre soda	0		
2036	extra-diffused twirling upside-down radium-flavored potato chips	0		Effect: "Busy Bein' Delicious", Effect Duration: 44
2037	colloidal quantum bouncing wintergreen-flavored potato chips	0		Effect: "Appeteyes", Effect Duration: 26
2038	oxidized ennui-flavored potato chips	0		Effect: "Glittering Eyelashes", Effect Duration: 15
2039	x-ray specs	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2040	patchouli oil bomb	0		
2041	ferret bait	0		
2042	exploding hacky-sack	0		
2043	hemp net	0		
2044	your father's MacGuffin diary	0		
2045	normal narrow brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings	3	good	
2046	flavorless frat brats	4	decent	
2047	normal miniature knob ka-bobs	2	good	
2049	bad practically non-alcoholic can of Swiller	1	decent	
2050	broken wings	0		
2051	sunken eyes	0		
2052	wobbly reassembled blackbird	0		
2053	wobbly bust of Pallas	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2054	narrow spinning market map	0		
2055	snake skin	0		
2056	deionized adder bladder	0		Effect: "Bonelording", Effect Duration: 33
2057	blurry spinning mirror pension check	0		
2058	picnic basket	0		
2059	tarnished enhanced dry olive Black No. 2	0		Effect: "Saucefingers", Effect Duration: 36
2060	ghostly skewed stiffened quilted sword	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Damage Reduction: 1
2061	blue helmet of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 40"
2062	Rosewater's shield of the scaredy-cat	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Monster Level: -15
2063	super-sized adequate blackberry	5	good	
2064	forged identification documents	0		
2065	PADL Phone	0		
2066	yellow blurry padded kick-ass kicks of doom	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
2067	sake bomb	0		
2068	shaking tequila grenade	0		
2069	mirror beer helmet of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Familiar Effect: "0.5xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 42"
2070	blinking wool healthy distressed denim pants	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Cold Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xPotato, cap 42"
2071	green thinker's perforated battle paddle	0		Mysticality: +10
2072	skewed clever flashing novelty button of temperance	0		Maximum MP: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +5
2073	jittery censurious educational glowstick	0		Experience: +1, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2006-10", Raveosity: +1
2074	executive anniversary chutney sculpture	0		Meat Drop: +40
2075	spandex anniversary shorts of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "5xVolley, 10xLep, cap 2"
2076	wobbly razor-sharp jar of anniversary jam	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25
2077	steel-toed bucket of anniversary lard	0		Damage Reduction: 9
2078	pulsating studded anniversary concrete fedora	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Familiar Effect: "5xVolley, 5xLep, cap 2"
2079	blurry Jeselnik's fortified makeshift turban	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Sleaze Damage: +25, Blind, Familiar Effect: "1.5xBarrr, 1xLep, cap 25"
2080	sizzling makeshift cape	0		Hot Damage: +10
2081	Herculean makeshift skirt	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 25"
2082	jittery toothbrush	0		
2083	makeshift crane	0		
2084	squat can of starch	0		
2085	powdered blinking wobbly bottle of ultravitamins	1		Effect: "Coming Up Roses", Effect Duration: 20
2086	twisted bottle of cough syrup	1		Effect: "Destructive Resolve", Effect Duration: 20
2087	boiled skewed tube of hair oil	1		
2088	aerosolized pulsating Daffy Taffy	0		Effect: "From Nantucket", Effect Duration: 34
2089	wobbly Crimboween memo	0		Last Available: "2006-10"
2090	tumbling teal Temple Grandin's brawny pilgrim shield of James Dean of Gandalf of terror	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Experience (Moxie): +3, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Familiar Weight: +7, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2006-11"
2091	skewed mirror bath salts	0		
2092	hand mirror	0		
2093	twirling prompt hors d'oeuvre tray	0		Adventures: +3
2094	moldy narrow ballroom blintz	3	crappy	
2095	huge twirling towel	0		
2096	dehydrated teal blurry guy made of bee pollen	1		
2097	shellacked 17-ball	0		Damage Reduction: 7
2098	narrow bouncing filthy lucre	0		
2099	narrow hobo gristle	0		
2100	bouncing shredded can label	0		
2101	bloodstained briquette	0		
2102	greasy dreadlock	0		
2103	vial of pirate sweat	0		
2104	empty aftershave bottle	0		
2105	jittery wobbly coal button	0		
2106	burned-out arcanodiode	0		
2107	spinning non-Euclidean hoof	0		
2108	huge rock	0		
2109	stringy sinew	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2110	stick	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2111	tooth	0		
2112	leaf	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2113	bouncing inspector's wheel	0		Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2006-12"
2114	yo	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2115	auspicious prehistoric spear	0		Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2006-12"
2116	stick-on-a-string	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2117	gray sharpshooter's fire of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xVolley, cap 2", Last Available: "2023-09"
2118	leaf tube	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2119	twirling lit cigar	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2120	yellow beefy Grateful Undead T-shirt	0		Muscle: +10
2121	ASCII shirt of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50
2122	flame-retardant hardened safety vest	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Hot Resistance: +1
2123	frosty eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10
2125	upside-down aromatic Ye Olde Navy Fleece	0		Stench Resistance: +1
2126	wobbly electrified bronze breastplate of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
2127	crafty shellacked hat hacker T-shirt	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Maximum MP: +10
2128	vampire collar	0		Single Equip
2129	cyan possessed top	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
2130	therapeutic killer rag doll	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2006-12"
2131	tree-eating kite	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2132	MacGyver's incredibly marionette	0		Maximum MP: +100, Last Available: "2006-12"
2133	dress ball	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
2134	slick mad scientist's sock monkey	0		Moxie: +10, Last Available: "2006-12"
2135	alien blob	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2136	family-friendly vampire duck-on-a-string of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2006-12"
2137	purple scandalous toy crazy train	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2006-12"
2138	razor-tipped yo-yo	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
2139	toy mercenary	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2140	huge length of string	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2141	toy wheel	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2142	block	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2143	felt	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2144	jittery evil googly eye	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2145	squat blue stuffing	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2146	evil teddy bear	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2147	evil teddy bear sewing kit	0		
2148	toothsome rock	0		
2149	delicious pulsating yellow frank	4	awesome	Last Available: "2011-12"
2150	adequate plate of franks and beans	3	good	Last Available: "2011-12"
2151	boozy hand-crafted huge shot of blackberry schnapps	5	EPIC	
2152	capacitor relay	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2153	squat carbon nanotube frame	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2154	ion grid	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2155	blurry ghostly Feynman gate	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2156	pulsating logic synthesizer	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2157	high-resistance ultrapolymer plating	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2158	upside-down servomechanical torsion facilitator	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2159	quantum polarity inducer	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2160	skewed bi-lateral logic compressor	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2161	computronic processing unit	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2162	reverse-oscillating klystron	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2163	sub-molecular interocitor	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2164	twirling recursive spline reticulator	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2165	atomic vector plotter	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2166	blurry blue ion-pulse modulation stabilizer	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2167	mirror hyperbolic plasma focuser	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2168	smartaleck's savvy toy ray gun	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Moxie Percent: +30, Last Available: "2006-12"
2169	sizzling Annie Oakley's toy space helmet	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Hot Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 43", Last Available: "2006-12"
2170	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2006-12", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.3
2171	blinking dog trainer's Herculean astronaut pants	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Experience (familiar): +1, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1.5xPotato, cap 43", Last Available: "2006-12"
2172	frightening toy jet pack	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2006-12"
2173	triangular stone	0		
2174	mossy stone sphere	0		
2175	huge smooth stone sphere	0		
2176	fuchsia cracked stone sphere	0		
2177	squat mirror rough stone sphere	0		
2178	ghostly obsidian dagger of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50
2179	archaeologist's notebook	0		
2180	narrow amulet	0		
2181	fuchsia chocolate lump	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2182	Harold's hammer head	0		
2183	tumbling Harold's hammer handle	0		
2184	Harold's hammer	0		
2185	Kiss the Knob apron of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25
2186	blinking unlit birthday cake	0		
2187	mirror lit birthday cake	0		
2188	flask of peppermint oil	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2006-12"
2189	weak delicious flask of peppermint schnapps	2	awesome	Last Available: "2006-12"
2190	yuletide troll chrysalis	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-12"
2191	book of carols	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2192	ghostly blue sheet music	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2193	stale candy stake	3	decent	Last Available: "2006-12"
2194	mediocre eggnog	3	decent	Last Available: "2006-12"
2195	moldy unspeakable fruitcake	3	crappy	Last Available: "2006-12"
2196	bland huge gingerbread horror	4	decent	Last Available: "2006-12"
2197	polarized anodized cyan but probably evil chocolate	0		Effect: "Broken Fast", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2006-12"
2198	bite-sized spoiled ghostly bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	1	crappy	Effect: "Bells in the Batfry", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2023-06"
2199	spoiled miniature blurry skull-shaped Crimboween cookie	2	crappy	Effect: "Carol of the Bones", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-06"
2200	delicious low-calorie tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie	1	awesome	Effect: "Crimbo Epiphany", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-06"
2201	bouncing wobbly wobbly plastic gift-wrapping vampire of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2006-12"
2202	Jim Carey's plastic yuletide troll	0		Monster Level: +25, Last Available: "2006-12"
2203	supercool plastic skeletal reindeer	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2006-12"
2204	bouncing plastic Crimboween pentagram of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2006-12"
2205	upside-down mirror manspreader's plastic Scream Queen	0		Monster Level: +10, Last Available: "2006-12"
2206	lime green time sleigh	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-12"
2207	electrified Crimbo tiki necklace	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2006-12"
2208	gray inspector's deadly bobble-hip hula elf doll	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2006-12"
2209	lard-coated Crimbo ukulele	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2006-12"
2210	Tiki lighter of the scaredy-cat of courage	0		Monster Level: -15, Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2006-12", Stat Tuning: "Moxie"
2211	smartaleck's deck of tropical cards of the pedagogue	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Experience: +3, Last Available: "2006-12", Stat Tuning: "Mysticality"
2212	Oprah's wicked tropical paperweight	0		Spell Damage: +5, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2006-12", Stat Tuning: "Muscle"
2213	blinking tropical Crimbo pressie	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2214	tropical wrapping paper	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2215	thinker's Tropical Crimbo Hat	0		Mysticality: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, 1.5xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2006-12"
2216	Tropical Crimbo Shorts of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhoul", Last Available: "2006-12"
2217	spoiled super ka-bob	4	crappy	
2218	adequate enchanted beer basted brat	4	good	Effect: "Dilated Pupils", Effect Duration: 25
2219	flame-retardant Tropical Crimbo Sword	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2006-12"
2220	vacuum-sealed quantum dry and Crimboween candy	0		Effect: "Feet of Watermelon", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2020-09"
2221	blinking Great Ball of Frozen Fire	0		Last Available: "2007-01"
2222	shaking prompt Herculean liar's pants	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Adventures: +3, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cold atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2007-01"
2223	juggler's balls of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Item Drop: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2007-01"
2224	baleful pink shirt	0		Spell Damage: +25, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2007-01"
2225	familiar doppelgänger	0		Monster Level: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2007-01"
2226	tumbling experienced evil eyeball pendant of the scaredy-cat	0		Experience: +2, Monster Level: -15, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2007-01"
2227	concentrated pickled arse-a'fire elixir	0		Effect: "The Dinsey Way", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2007-01"
2228	double-nitrogenated galvanized cosmic lemonade	0		Effect: "Healthy Green Glow", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2007-01"
2229	tarnished alkaline toad horn	0		Effect: "Eye of the Seal", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2007-01"
2230	icicle katana	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2231	mote	0		
2232	cyan smudged alchemical recipe	0		
2233	frosty bow tie	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Clowniness: 75
2234	wicked calavera concertina	0		Spell Damage: +5, Song Duration: 7
2235	avaricious ratarang of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +30
2236	polymerized huge turtle pheromones	0		Effect: "Neutered Nostrils", Effect Duration: 40
2237	pygmy blowgun	0		
2238	arcane researcher's pygmy nose-bone	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Single Equip
2239	ruddy bad voodoo mask of the storm	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xGhuol, cap 40"
2240	bottle of alcohol	0		
2241	pulsating sage pygmy spear	0		Mysticality Percent: +10
2242	colloidal Vulcanized narrow pygmy pygment	0		Effect: "Craft Tea", Effect Duration: 15
2243	teal Annie Oakley's Herculean headhunter necktie	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Single Equip
2244	nippy sharpshooter's pointed stick	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Cold Damage: +10
2245	blurry boxer's knobby helmet turtle	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xFairy, cap 5"
2246	censurious knobby kneepads	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3
2247	blurry lard-coated sewer turtle	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
2248	Jeselnik's Tesla sebaceous shield	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
2249	skeletortoise of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 2xFairy, cap 7"
2251	Jack Frost's box turtle	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50
2252	twirling executive box turtle	0		Meat Drop: +40
2253	skewed sizzling Socratic bottlecap turtle	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Hot Damage: +10
2254	family-friendly Jack Frost's Da Vinci's bubblewrap bottlecap turtleban	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 2xLep, cap 17"
2255	narrow maroon crafty furry turtle	0		Maximum MP: +10, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, 2xFairy, cap 11"
2256	furry earmuffs of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15
2257	wobbly frightening reinforced furry underpants of the sweet-tooth	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Candy Drop: +100
2258	squat twirling "I Love Me, Vol. I"	0		
2259	photograph of God	0		
2260	blurry gray hard rock candy	0		
2261	hard-boiled ostrich egg	0		
2262	jittery bird rib	0		
2263	upside-down squat lion oil	0		
2264	delicious snack-sized stunt nuts	2	awesome	
2265	normal half-sized wet stew	2	good	
2266	wet stunt nut stew	0		
2267	Mega Gem	0		
2268	avaricious Staff of Fats	0		Meat Drop: +30
2269	normal sausage wonton	4	good	
2270	skewed sinister belt of the businessman	0		Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +50, Single Equip
2271	boozy artisanal bottle of Merlot	5	EPIC	
2272	special lousy bottle of Port	4	decent	Effect: "Tingly Elbows", Effect Duration: 40
2273	bad purple bottle of Pinot Noir	4	decent	
2274	watered-down smooth bottle of Zinfandel	2	awesome	
2275	drinkable bottle of Marsala	3	good	
2276	tolerable weak bottle of Muscat	2	good	
2277	Fernswarthy's key	0		
2278	purple Fernswarthy's letter	0		
2279	jittery book	0		
2280	Manual of Labor	0		
2281	Manual of Transmission	0		
2282	Manual of Dexterity	0		
2283	Oprah's seal-skull helmet	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
2284	petrified noodles	0		
2285	chisel	0		
2286	Eye of Ed	0		
2287	asbestos-lined clever glowstick	0		Maximum MP: +20, Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2007-01", Raveosity: +1
2288	mirror encoder ring	0		Single Equip
2289	paperclip	0		
2290	pulsating really house	0		
2291	tumbling Non-Essential Amulet	0		
2292	wine vinaigrette	0		
2293	cup of strong herbal tea	0		
2294	Curiously Shiny Ancient Evil-Bashing Axe	0		
2295	marinated stakes	0		
2296	knob butter	0		
2297	vial of ectoplasm	0		
2298	bouncing boock of darck magicks	0		
2299	EZ-Play Harmonica Book	0		
2300	fingerless hobo gloves	0		
2301	cyan Chomsky's comic books	0		
2302	worm-riding hooks	0		
2303	upside-down Libram of Candy Heart Summoning	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12", Skill: "Summon Candy Heart"
2304	pickled electrified teal candy heart	0		Effect: "Greasy Flavor", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2007-02"
2305	chilled anodized wobbly shaking pink candy heart	0		Effect: "Intimidating Mien", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2007-02"
2306	adjusted corrupted candy heart	0		Effect: "Your Eyes are Peeled!", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2007-02"
2307	concentrated candy heart	0		Effect: "Heavily Breathing", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2007-02"
2308	modified blinking candy heart	0		Effect: "Ack!  Barred!", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2007-02"
2309	ionized huge candy heart	0		Effect: "Wasabi With You", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2007-02"
2310	shaking green candygram	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
2311	olive pink candygram	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
2312	ghostly candygram	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
2313	candygram	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
2314	candygram	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
2315	candygram	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
2316	spinning broken carburetor	0		
2317	bronze token	0		
2318	blue bomb	0		
2319	wobbly carved wheel	0		
2320	worm-riding manual page	0		
2321	spinning narrow worm-riding manual page 2	0		
2322	worm-riding manual pages 3-15	0		
2323	spinning ghostly headpiece of the Staff of Ed	0		
2324	Staff of Ed, almost	0		
2325	Staff of Ed	0		
2326	stone rose	0		
2327	double-oxidized adjusted squat can of paint	0		Effect: "Cold-Blooded Warm Fuzzies", Effect Duration: 31
2328	drum machine	0		
2329	green handful of confetti	0		
2330	chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses	0		
2331	bouquet of circular saw blades	0		
2332	rotten massive Better Than Cuddling Cake	10	crappy	
2333	ninja snowman	0		
2334	shaking Holy MacGuffin	0		
2335	blue rubber WWBBDD? bracelet	0		
2336	forbidden pipe	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Item Drop: +5
2337	aromatic reinforced beaded headband	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "0.5xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 42"
2338	small spoiled jittery pudding	2	crappy	Wiki Name: "black pudding (food)"
2339	aged practically non-alcoholic Blackfly Chardonnay	1	awesome	
2340	acceptable special & tan	4	good	Effect: "Orc Chops", Effect Duration: 35
2341	pepper	0		
2342	stale small forest cake	2	decent	
2343	thick adequate jittery forest ham	5	good	
2344	moist green wobbly filthworm hatchling scent gland	0		Effect: "Holiday Bliss", Effect Duration: 62
2345	warmed filthworm drone scent gland	0		Effect: "Tightly-Wound Spine", Effect Duration: 19
2346	energized quadruple-nitrogenated squat filthworm royal guard scent gland	0		Effect: "Human-Hippy Hybrid", Effect Duration: 48
2347	heart of the filthworm queen	0		
2348	wobbly water pipe bomb	0		
2349	gas balloon	0		
2350	beer bomb	0		
2351	superamplified boom box	0		
2352	blinking smooth fire poi of the empath	0		Moxie: +15, Familiar Weight: +5
2353	scandalous bejeweled pledge pin	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Single Equip
2354	upside-down communications windchimes	0		
2355	unsweetened boiled henna face paint	0		Effect: "Holiday Disappointment", Effect Duration: 58
2356	diffused huge tube of dread wax	0		Effect: "Gleaming White Teeth", Effect Duration: 60
2357	blue medical-grade Socratic Gaia beads	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
2358	pink clay bead	0		
2359	pulsating ghostly clay bead	0		
2360	cyan bouncing clay bead	0		
2361	skewed foul-smelling electrified hippy medical kit	0		Stench Damage: +10, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip
2362	MacGyver's resourceful Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags	0		Maximum MP: 150
2363	auspicious Lo Pan's longhaired hippy wig	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Item Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol"
2364	toasty Zim Merman's guitar	0		Hot Damage: +5
2365	blue energetic C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20
2366	stiffened peel hat	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley"
2367	narrow carbonated soy milk	0		
2368	upside-down wool flowing hippy skirt of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Cold Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xFairy, cap 45"
2369	filthy poultice	0		
2370	natural fennel soda	0		
2371	smoke bomb	0		
2372	red upside-down blinking bunch of bananas	0		
2373	bite-sized adequate banana	1	good	
2374	wobbly banana peel	0		
2375	stale banana cream pie	4	decent	
2376	tolerable boozy ghostly banana daiquiri	5	good	
2377	lousy olive bungle in the jungle	4	decent	
2378	blue huge banana spritzer	0		
2379	super-boiled energized banana smoothie	0		Effect: "Eldritch Concentration", Effect Duration: 69
2380	dandy lion cub	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2007-03"
2381	woolen cravat	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2007-03"
2382	skewed class ring	0		
2383	class ring	0		
2384	class ring	0		
2385	blurry bottle opener belt buckle	0		Single Equip, Damage Aura: 1
2386	cyan Oprah's stiffened keg shield	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Maximum MP Percent: +50
2387	stanky finger	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25
2388	Van der Graaf sinister war tongs	0		Spell Damage: +10, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
2389	Monstar energy beverage	0		
2390	Tesla asbestos apron	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
2391	spinning auspicious beaten-up Chucks	0		Item Drop: +10
2392	tumbling natty ascot of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2393	fortified wreath of laurels of the detective	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Item Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "0.5xLep, 0.5xFairy"
2394	shaking dangerous Danglin' Chad's loincloth of Calamity Jane	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 0.5xVolley"
2395	tube sock of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100, Single Equip
2396	chloroform rag	0		
2397	depantsing bomb	0		
2398	ribald energy drink IV	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Single Equip
2399	boxer's Elmley shades of horror	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
2400	molotov cocktail cocktail	0		
2401	blinking medical-grade hardy beer bong	0		Maximum HP: +50, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
2402	gauze garter	0		
2403	barrel of gunpowder	0		
2404	bouncing jam band flyers	0		
2405	upside-down rock band flyers	0		
2406	Panda outfit	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Item Drop: +5
2407	pink bat eye	0		
2408	worthless piece of glass	0		
2409	billy idol	0		
2410	rag	0		
2411	squat broken petri dish	0		
2412	twirling sammich crust	0		
2413	triffid bark	0		
2414	lint	0		
2415	narrow discarded pacifier	0		
2416	fuchsia Jim Carey's bounty-hunting helmet	0		Monster Level: +25, Familiar Effect: "1.5xFairy, cap 25"
2417	blurry smelly bounty-hunting rifle	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10
2418	lime green spinning double-paned bounty-hunting pants	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 2xFairy, cap 25"
2419	magnetized non-aerosolized non-frozen skewed bottle of rhinoceros hormones	0		Effect: "Hagnk's Gratitude", Effect Duration: 57
2420	Vulcanized dry wobbly teeny-tiny magic scroll	0		Effect: "Human-Fish Hybrid", Effect Duration: 35
2421	diffused ionized bottle of pirate juice	0		Effect: "Old School Pompadour", Effect Duration: 28
2422	extra-tarnished oxidized quadruple-concentrated shaking shaking irradiated pet snacks	0		Effect: "Fudgehound", Effect Duration: 59
2423	ionized Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	0		Effect: "Biologically Shocked", Effect Duration: 65
2424	chilled yellow cyclops eyedrops	0		Effect: "Bandersnatched", Effect Duration: 63
2425	polymerized polymerized olive can of spinach	0		Effect: "Eyes Wide Propped", Effect Duration: 21
2426	warmed fire flower	0		Effect: "Mer-kinny Flavor", Effect Duration: 36
2427	galvanized alkaline freezerburned ice cube	0		Effect: "Mathematically Precise", Effect Duration: 41
2428	modified unsweetened colloidal fake blood	0		Effect: "Mushroom Moxiousness", Effect Duration: 66
2429	tarnished huge gray Eau de Guaneau	0		Effect: "Toast Tea", Effect Duration: 69
2430	quadruple-aerosolized bag of lard	0		Effect: "Cock of the Walk", Effect Duration: 23
2431	galvanized denatured bottle of Mystic Shell	0		Effect: "Cinnamouth", Effect Duration: 12
2432	aerosolized twirling SPF 451 lip balm	0		Effect: "Blessing of the Stinking Alphredo™", Effect Duration: 22
2433	Vulcanized quantum pressed gray bottle of antifreeze	0		Effect: "Cletus's Canticle of Celerity", Effect Duration: 34
2434	alkaline non-polarized eyedrops	0		Effect: "Poker Faced", Effect Duration: 26
2435	improved frozen galvanized Dogsgotnonoz pills	0		Effect: "Starry-Eyed", Effect Duration: 11
2436	unsweetened dry donkey flipbook	0		Effect: "Ice Packed", Effect Duration: 55
2437	New Cloaca-Cola	0		
2438	narrow scented massage oil	0		
2439	spinning blinking poltergeist-in-the-jar-o	0		
2440	bouncing unnatural gas	0		
2441	ghostly Knob Goblin Encryption Key	0		
2442	Cobb's Knob map	0		
2443	blinking ghostly Temple Grandin's chaotic pink glowstick	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Familiar Weight: +7, Last Available: "2007-03", Raveosity: +1
2444	acceptable high-proof Supernova Champagne	6	good	
2445	Deactivated O. A. F.	0		Last Available: "2007-04"
2446	green blurry hardware upgrade	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2007-04"
2447	bad penguin egg	0		Free Pull
2448	tumbling tasteful bow tie	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2449	pulsating squat six-pack of New Cloaca-Cola	0		
2450	mirror empty Cloaca-Cola bottle	0		
2451	scandalous goatskin umbrella	0		Sleaze Damage: +5
2452	zippy flame-retardant wool hat	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Initiative: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 43"
2453	Goodfella contract	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2454	manspreader's belt of the early riser	0		Monster Level: +10, Adventures: +7, Single Equip
2455	pulsating pulsating bar whip of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15
2456	barskin buckler of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15
2457	blue blinking whip of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10
2458	skewed tumbling barskin loincloth of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 4xVolley, cap 6"
2459	supercharged tighty whiteys	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 3xVolley, cap 10"
2460	Oprah's yak toupee	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato, cap 25"
2462	odor extractor	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
2463	Manual of Transcendent Olfaction	0		Skill: "Transcendent Olfaction"
2464	yummy huge bowl of Bounty-Os	4	awesome	
2465	practically non-alcoholic tolerable spinning Oreille Divisée brandy	1	good	
2466	pompadour'd puppy	0		
2467	suede shoes	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2468	huge callused fingerbone	0		
2469	bundle of receipts	0		
2470	cork	0		
2471	stardust	0		
2472	upside-down wilted lettuce	0		
2473	squat empty greasepaint tube	0		
2474	clown skin	0		
2475	lightning-fast clown wig of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Initiative: +40, Clowniness: 50, Familiar Effect: "chromatic atk, 1xPotato, cap 12"
2476	tumbling clownskin belt of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100, Clowniness: 50
2477	shaking extremely unsafe clownskin buckler	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Clowniness: 50
2478	scorching clown whip	0		Hot Damage: +25, Clowniness: 50
2479	skewed demon skin	0		
2480	weightlifter's demon-horned hat	0		Muscle: +15, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xLep, cap 17"
2481	demon buckler of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10
2482	huge hardy Socratic Herculean demon whip	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Maximum HP: +50
2483	Jack Frost's barskin cloak	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50
2484	scandalous beefy snakeskin duster	0		Muscle: +10, Sleaze Damage: +5
2485	blinking asbestos-lined Temple Grandin's clownskin harness	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Hot Resistance: +5, Clowniness: 50
2486	bouncing smelly hardened demonskin jacket	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Stench Spell Damage: +10
2487	cyan educational hipposkin poncho	0		Experience: +1
2488	yak anorak of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10
2489	clever tuxedo shirt	0		Maximum MP: +20
2490	shellacked gnauga hide vest of vim and vigor	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Maximum HP Percent: +50
2491	shirt kit	0		
2492	tropical orchid	0		
2493	stick of dynamite	0		
2494	greedy curative Necrotelicomnicon	0		Meat Drop: +20, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
2495	asbestos-lined Cookbook of the Damned of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Hot Resistance: +5
2496	red miser's Sinful Desires of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Meat Drop: +10
2497	molybdenum magnet	0		
2498	blinking molybdenum hammer	0		
2499	molybdenum screwdriver	0		
2500	molybdenum pliers	0		
2501	pulsating molybdenum crescent wrench	0		
2502	Really Expensive Jewelry and You	0		Skill: "Really Expensive Jewelrycrafting"
2503	skewed extra-fancy ring setting	0		
2504	precious piercing post	0		
2505	necklace chain	0		
2506	yellow spinning beach glass bead	0		
2507	clay peace-sign bead	0		
2508	olive beach glass necklace of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50
2509	peace-sign necklace of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25
2510	twirling experienced round sunglasses of the sewer	0		Experience: +2, Stench Damage: +25, Single Equip
2511	Frat Army FGF	0		
2512	Hippy Army MPE	0		
2513	squat lard-coated educational spark plug earring	0		Experience: +1, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
2514	upside-down upside-down family-friendly Fonzie's woven baling wire bracelets	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Sleaze Resistance: +1
2515	hardy gearbox necklace of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Maximum HP: +50
2516	greasy smelly wrench bracelet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
2517	mirror huge personal trainer's chain necklace of the bloodbag	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Maximum HP: +100
2518	tumbling fireproof sawblade shield	0		Hot Resistance: +3
2519	artisanal McMillicancuddy's Special Lager	3	EPIC	
2520	hand-crafted cyan melted Jell-o shot	4	EPIC	
2521	hand-crafted blinking teal ghostly cruelty-free wine	3	EPIC	
2522	weak acceptable thistle wine	2	good	
2523	mirror gray megatofu	0		
2524	displaced fish	0		
2525	flavorless huge fish	9	decent	
2526	bland fish casserole	4	decent	
2527	moldy squat fish lasagna	3	crappy	
2528	filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif")	0		
2529	enchanted adequate thick narrow gnatloaf	5	good	Effect: "Also Schmeckt Zarathustra", Effect Duration: 50
2530	spoiled half-sized gnatloaf casserole	2	crappy	
2531	flavorless gnat lasagna	3	decent	
2532	blinking pork	0		
2533	rotten huge pork chop sandwiches	6	crappy	
2534	gigantic moldy pork casserole	9	crappy	
2535	stale thick pork lasagna	5	decent	
2536	canopic jar	0		
2537	spice	0		
2538	blurry organs	0		
2539	red upside-down Ankh of Badahnkadh of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Single Equip
2540	blurry tomb ratchet	0		
2541	skewed wobbly Mayflower bouquet	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Softcore Only, Drops Items, Last Available: "2007-05", Item Drop (sporadic): +2.5, Meat Drop (sporadic): +5
2542	quantum altered green jittery lesser grodulated violet	0		Effect: "Red-Shirted Escort", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2007-05"
2543	electrified fuchsia tin magnolia	0		Effect: "Heart of Orange", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2007-05"
2544	ionized begpwnia	0		Effect: "Frost Tea", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2007-05"
2545	irradiated squat upsy daisy	0		Effect: "Puddingskin", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2007-05"
2546	diffused half-orchid	0		Effect: "Hot Blooded", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2007-05"
2547	tumbling sinister tin star of the cheetah	0		Spell Damage: +10, Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2007-05"
2548	studded outrageous sombrero of courage	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Spooky Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "1.5xLep, 1.5xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2007-05"
2549	blue miser's beefy "Humorous" T-shirt	0		Muscle: +10, Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2007-05"
2550	spinning Peppercorns of Power	0		
2551	vial of mojo	0		
2552	reeds	0		
2553	turtle chain	0		
2554	distilled seal blood	0		
2555	green high-octane olive oil	0		
2556	avaricious lion tamer's Shagadelic Disco Banjo of bravery	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Spooky Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +30, Class: "Disco Bandit"
2557	blue pulsating miser's flame-retardant Squeezebox of the Ages	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Meat Drop: +10, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 15
2558	therapeutic forbidden Chelonian Morningstar	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
2559	lion tamer's Fonzie's Hammer of Smiting	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Experience (familiar): +2, Class: "Seal Clubber"
2560	gravedigger's experienced 17-alarm Saucepan	0		Experience: +2, Spooky Damage: +10, Class: "Sauceror"
2561	olive dangerous Herculean brainy Greek Pasta Spoon of Peril	0		Mysticality: +5, Experience (Muscle): +1, Weapon Damage: +10, Class: "Pastamancer"
2562	half-rotten brain	0		
2563	bonesaw	0		
2564	plus-sized phylactery	0		
2565	upside-down can of Ghuol-B-Gone™	0		
2566	teal Azazel's unicorn	0		
2567	Azazel's lollipop	0		
2568	Azazel's tutu	0		
2569	chilled blinking ant agonist	0		Effect: "critical.enh", Effect Duration: 54
2570	narrow ant hoe	0		Familiar Effect: "sleaze damage, meat", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.4
2571	wobbly ant rake	0		Familiar Effect: "hot damage, meat", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.4
2572	yellow bouncing ant pitchfork	0		Familiar Effect: "stench damage, meat", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.4
2573	ant sickle	0		Familiar Effect: "spooky damage, meat", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.4
2574	huge ant pick	0		Familiar Effect: "cold damage, meat", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.4
2575	bronzed locust	0		
2576	shaking honey-dipped locust	0		
2577	Da Vinci's cactus quill of the brazier	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Hot Spell Damage: +25
2578	ghostly aromatic foul-smelling friendly Staff of the Short Order Cook	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Stench Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +1
2579	adequate tiny cactus fruit	1	good	
2580	upside-down Annie Oakley's scorpion whip of the scaredy-cat	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Monster Level: -15
2581	pulsating handful of sand	0		
2582	brick of sand	0		
2583	stale yellow centipede eggs	3	decent	
2584	fuchsia wonderwall shield of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7
2585	baleful Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	0		Spell Damage: +25
2586	rosewater-soaked General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	0		Stench Resistance: +3
2587	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25
2588	upside-down Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7
2589	tasty snack-sized hot date	2	awesome	
2590	acceptable extra-dry distilled fortified wine	5	good	
2591	flavorless blurry tasty tart	4	decent	
2592	Knob Goblin lunchbox	0		
2593	enchanted bland twirling Knob pasty	3	decent	Effect: "Rat-Faced", Effect Duration: 45
2594	tolerable teal thermos full of Knob coffee	3	good	
2595	activated cold-filtered cyan Ben-Gal™ Balm	0		Effect: "Wintry Breath", Effect Duration: 24
2596	leathery cat skin	0		
2597	wobbly leathery bat skin	0		
2598	leathery rat skin	0		
2599	blinking Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate	0		
2600	carbonated water lily	0		
2601	Jeselnik's stanky wicked Staff of the Midnight Snack	0		Spell Damage: +5, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +25
2602	sizzling supercharged Staff of Blood and Pudding of terror	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Hot Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10
2603	smoldering box	0		
2604	shellacked Tuesday's ruby	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Variable
2605	palm frond	0		
2606	palm-frond fan	0		
2607	cyan lion tamer's palm-frond whip	0		Experience (familiar): +2
2608	palm-frond net	0		
2609	twirling chaotic palm-frond capris of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "1.5xGhuol, cap 35"
2610	mirror zippy extra-large palm-frond toupee	0		Initiative: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 37"
2611	twirling cyan palm-frond cloak of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100
2612	vinyl coin purse	0		
2613	rocky raccoon	0		
2614	mojo filter	0		
2615	immense flavorless savoy truffle	8	decent	
2616	Magi-Wipes	0		
2617	jittery boom	0		
2618	foul-smelling Iiti Kitty phone charm	0		Stench Damage: +10, Single Equip
2619	ghostly jar of swamp gas	0		Last Available: "2007-05"
2620	rotten thick unidentified jerky	5	crappy	
2621	Annie Oakley's electrified nasty rat mask	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xBarrr, cap 45"
2622	skewed mansplainer's energetic ratskin belt	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Monster Level: +15, Single Equip
2623	chaotic therapeutic rattail whip	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
2624	skewed thinker's bat hat of the dark arts	0		Mysticality: +10, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xVolley, cap 45"
2625	rosy-cheeked bat whip of extreme caution	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Monster Level: -25
2626	bat-ass jacket of the storm of the boozehound	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Booze Drop: +100
2627	twirling nasty experienced catskin cap	0		Experience: +2, Stench Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr, cap 45"
2628	stiffened catskin buckler of temperance	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Sleaze Resistance: +5
2629	boxer's slick tail o' nine cats	0		Moxie: +10, Muscle Percent: +10
2630	skewed Hugo's Weaving Manual	0		
2631	pickled yellow gremlin juice	0		Effect: "Singer's Faithful Ocelot", Effect Duration: 21
2632	activated squat mother's helper	0		Effect: "Make Meat FA$T!", Effect Duration: 30
2633	banded fortified pat-a-cake pendant	0		Damage Absorption: 160
2634	fuchsia mummy wrapping	0		
2635	really thick bandage	0		
2636	shellacked mummy mask	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 42"
2637	rosy-cheeked gauze shorts of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xGhuol, cap 42"
2638	spinning gauze hammock	0		Bonus Resting HP: +60
2639	maroon cherry soda	0		
2640	cool greaves of the empath	0		Moxie: +5, Familiar Weight: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 40"
2641	spinning razor-sharp savvy cowboy hat	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xLep, cap 41"
2642	blurry nasty Maxwell's Silver Hammer	0		Stench Damage: +5, Item Drop: +5
2643	huge veiny happiness	0		Maximum HP: +10
2644	feather	0		
2645	feather	0		
2646	shaking frightful feather	0		
2647	fetid feather	0		
2648	flirtatious feather	0		
2649	spinning reassuring Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Single Equip
2650	shaking bottled pixie	0		Free Pull
2651	pixie spog	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2007-06"
2652	snack-sized stale S.T.L.T.	2	decent	Last Available: "2007-06"
2653	normal jittery honey-dew	3	good	Last Available: "2007-06"
2654	bad Xanadian	4	decent	Last Available: "2007-06"
2655	chilled corrupted bottle of absinthe	0		Effect: "Gemini Rising", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2007-06"
2656	upside-down blinking rosewater-soaked vibrating Drowsy Sword	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Stench Resistance: +3
2657	adequate huge escargotsicle	6	good	Last Available: "2007-06"
2658	tolerable irresponsibly strong bottle of realpagne	7	good	Last Available: "2007-06"
2659	fuchsia tumbling albatross necklace of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2007-06"
2660	powdered not-a-pipe	1	good	Last Available: "2007-06"
2661	practically non-alcoholic delicious huge flask of Amontillado	1	awesome	Last Available: "2007-06"
2662	ball mask of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 22", Last Available: "2007-06"
2663	ribald Can-Can skirt	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1.5xFairy, 2xPotato, cap 22", Last Available: "2007-06"
2664	irradiated spinning sensitive poetry journal	0		Effect: "Eau de Tortue", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2007-06"
2665	galvanized jittery tumbling bottled inspiration	0		Effect: "Rotten Memories", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2007-06"
2666	unsweetened concentrated bellhop bell	0		Effect: "Spooky Hands", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2007-06"
2667	nitrogenated polymerized spiky collar	0		Effect: "Stogied", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2007-06"
2668	distilled huge twirling can-can-in-a-can	1		Last Available: "2007-06"
2669	altered patent antipsychotics	1		Last Available: "2007-06"
2670	dried Mariner's Friend cough drops	1		Last Available: "2007-06"
2671	weak mediocre blurry pulsating shot of nepenthe schnapps	2	decent	Last Available: "2025-03"
2672	yellow library card	0		Last Available: "2007-06"
2673	Bohemian rhapsody	0		Last Available: "2007-06"
2674	quantum skewed mirror bottle of cat tonic	0		Effect: "Concentration", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2007-06"
2675	vaporized blurry handful of moss	1		
2676	modified blurry maroon bit-o-cactus	1		
2677	altered protein powder	1		
2678	spectre scepter	0		
2679	modified chilled shaking sparkler	0		Effect: "Triangle, Man", Effect Duration: 14
2680	electrified snake	0		Effect: "Ooh, Umami!", Effect Duration: 62, Wiki Name: "snake"
2681	improved quadruple-magnetized M-242	0		Effect: "Arcane in the Brain", Effect Duration: 33
2682	detuned radio	0		
2683	gray Warehouse 23 crate	0		
2684	Jeselnik's hardened armgun	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Sleaze Damage: +25
2685	twirling seashell necklace	0		
2686	commemorative war stein	0		
2687	stone frisbee	0		
2688	hale weightlifter's dreadlock whip of dire peril	0		Muscle: +15, Weapon Damage: +20, Maximum HP: +20
2689	nasty banded beer-a-pult	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Stench Damage: +5
2690	upside-down sharpshooter's Newton's cast-iron legacy paddle	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Critical Hit Percent: +10
2691	tasty skewed handful of nuts and berries	3	awesome	
2692	knitted frosty driftwood sculpture	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +3
2693	family-friendly mansplainer's massive sitar	0		Monster Level: +15, Sleaze Resistance: +1
2694	squat ribald Van der Graaf strapping stone baseball cap	0		Muscle: +5, Sleaze Damage: +10, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, cap 48"
2695	irresponsibly strong hand-crafted shaking cup of beer	6	EPIC	
2696	ovoid thing	0		
2697	huge duct tape	0		
2698	duct tape wallet	0		
2699	banded duct tape shirt of the brazier	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Hot Spell Damage: +25
2700	Jeselnik's duct tape fedora of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Sleaze Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xLep, cap 48"
2701	upside-down upside-down scandalous deadly duct tape sword	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Sleaze Damage: +5
2702	red family-friendly dance instructor's duct tape dockers	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol, cap 48"
2703	occult duct tape buckler	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25
2704	shrinking powder	0		
2705	toasty therapeutic rock-hard blackberry slippers	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Hot Damage: +5, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip
2706	Tesla resourceful blackberry moccasins of doom	0		Maximum MP: +50, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip
2707	quilted dance instructor's blackberry combat boots of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Damage Absorption: +40, Single Equip
2708	moist irradiated bouncing funky dried mushroom	0		Effect: "Bone Chilling", Effect Duration: 23
2709	exotic parrot egg	0		
2710	shaking cracker	0		Familiar Weight: +15
2711	enhanced double-ionized skewed green facepaint	0		Effect: "Celestial Body", Effect Duration: 11
2712	quantum skewed sheepskin diploma	0		Effect: "Nightlit", Effect Duration: 13
2713	galvanized quadruple-wet Black Body™ spray	0		Effect: "20-20 Second Sight", Effect Duration: 38
2714	upside-down floorboard cruft	0		
2715	sausage bomb	0		
2716	blurry knitted baleful cool battered hubcap	0		Moxie: +5, Spell Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +3
2717	blinking asbestos-lined veiny hood ornament of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Maximum HP: +10, Hot Resistance: +5
2718	ghostly spare kidney	0		
2719	mirror chilly brainy hand-carved bokken of the sewer	0		Mysticality: +5, Cold Damage: +5, Stench Damage: +25
2720	aromatic Tesla hand-carved bow of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Stench Resistance: +1, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
2721	scorching friendly Oprah's hand-carved staff	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Familiar Weight: +3, Hot Damage: +25
2722	upside-down lightning-fast hale forbidden thinker's Staff of the Greasefire	0		Mysticality: +10, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Maximum HP: +20, Initiative: +40
2723	ribald toasty arcane researcher's Staff of the Grand Flambé	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Hot Damage: +5, Sleaze Damage: +10
2724	small moldy bowl of rye sprouts	2	crappy	
2725	rotten cob of corn	4	crappy	
2726	toothsome juniper berries	4	awesome	
2727	thick enchanted flavorless plum	5	decent	Effect: "Trufflin'", Effect Duration: 25
2728	small bland pear	2	decent	
2729	flavorless peach	3	decent	
2730	tolerable plum wine	3	good	
2731	mediocre shot of pear schnapps	3	decent	
2732	extra-dry bad ghostly shot of peach schnapps	5	decent	
2733	spoiled snack-sized wobbly bunch of square grapes	2	crappy	
2734	snack-sized spoiled brown sugar cane	2	crappy	
2735	spoiled tumbling sandwich of the gods	4	crappy	
2736	watered-down mediocre Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster	2	decent	
2737	vaporized leopard-print barbell	1	good	Effect: "Bear Clawed", Effect Duration: 40
2738	skewed pile of smoking rags	0		
2739	non-quantum panty raider camouflage	0		Effect: "Just the Brown Ones", Effect Duration: 35
2740	therapeutic ruddy rock-hard Staff of the Walk-In Freezer	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Maximum HP Percent: +40, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
2741	practically non-alcoholic delicious boilermaker	1	awesome	
2742	miniature decent steel lasagna	2	quest	
2743	special hand-crafted weak steel margarita	2	quest	Effect: "Cock of the Walk", Effect Duration: 35
2744	compressed twirling shaking blurry green steel-scented air freshener	1		
2745	chilled gremlin mutagen	0		Effect: "The Rich Get Richer", Effect Duration: 34
2746	altered quantum extra-potent gremlin mutagen	0		Effect: "Stimulated Brain", Effect Duration: 42
2747	chunk of depleted Grimacite	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2748	Jim Carey's furniture dolly	0		Monster Level: +25, Single Equip
2749	frosty hale deadly Staff of the Grease Trap	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Maximum HP: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +10
2750	twirling steel-toed Uranium Omega of Temperance of doom	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
2751	zippy hardy Lead Zeta of Chastity	0		Maximum HP: +50, Initiative: +20, Single Equip
2752	flame-wreathed Aluminum Epsilon of Humility of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
2753	maroon steel-toed Zinc Delta of Tranquility of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Damage Reduction: 9, Single Equip
2754	jittery flame-retardant wizardly Nickel Gamma of Frugality	0		Mysticality: +25, Hot Resistance: +1, Single Equip
2755	blurry Lo Pan's brainy Iron Beta of Industry	0		Mysticality: +5, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Single Equip
2756	groovy Copper Alpha of Sincerity of the bloodbag	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Maximum HP: +100, Single Equip
2757	fuchsia inspector's supercool Red Balloon of Valor	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Item Drop: +15, Single Equip
2758	ghostly MacGyver's Purple Horseshoe of Honor of bravery	0		Maximum MP: +100, Spooky Resistance: +5, Single Equip
2759	skewed censurious Tesla Blue Diamond of Honesty	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip
2760	upside-down prompt greedy Green Clover of Justice	0		Meat Drop: +20, Adventures: +3, Single Equip
2761	knitted Yellow Moon of Compassion of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Cold Resistance: +3, Single Equip
2762	pulsating shaking smooth Orange Star of Sacrifice of the overflowing toilet	0		Moxie: +15, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
2763	Oprah's savvy Pink Heart of Spirit	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Single Equip
2764	vibrating stylish Order of the Silver Wossname of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Moxie: +25, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Single Equip
2765	Harold's bell	0		
2766	spinning bowling ball	0		
2767	adequate spinning Crimbo pie	4	good	
2768	spoiled massive pear tart	9	crappy	
2769	bland peach pie	3	decent	
2770	enhanced moist triple-diffused chunk of rock salt	0		Effect: "Bananas!", Effect Duration: 24
2771	colloidal handful of pine needles	0		Effect: "Super-Mega-Ultra-Hyper-Charged", Effect Duration: 49
2772	maroon steamy ruby	0		
2773	glacial sapphire	0		
2774	unearthly onyx	0		
2775	effluvious emerald	0		
2776	tumbling tawdry amethyst	0		
2777	miser's Annie Oakley's filigreed hamethyst earring	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Meat Drop: +10
2778	blinking scandalous medical-grade filigreed hamethyst necklace of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Damage: +5, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip
2779	groovy savvy filigreed hamethyst ring of courage	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Moxie Percent: +10, Spooky Resistance: +3, Single Equip
2780	ribald Rosewater's baconstone earring of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Mysticality Percent: +30, Sleaze Damage: +10, Single Equip
2781	frightening Jack Frost's baconstone necklace	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Damage: +5, Single Equip
2782	ghostly Usain Bolt's manspreader's baconstone ring of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Monster Level: +10, Initiative: +80, Single Equip
2783	Jack Frost's pulled porquoise earring	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Item Drop: +5
2784	Tesla brawny pulled porquoise pendant	0		Muscle Percent: +20, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip
2785	cyan greedy lard-coated sage pulled porquoise ring	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +20, Single Equip
2786	slick Earring of Fire of the brute	0		Moxie: +10, Muscle Percent: +30, Single Equip
2787	aromatic steel-toed Pendant of Fire	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Stench Resistance: +1, Single Equip
2788	therapeutic stiffened Ring of Fire	0		Damage Reduction: 1, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip
2789	Sinatra's Ice-Cold Beerring	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Item Drop: +5, Single Equip
2790	auspicious stanky Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: +10, Single Equip
2791	mirror therapeutic cool Ice-Cold Beer Ring	0		Moxie: +5, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip
2792	skewed huge up-at-dawn wool Unspeakable Earring	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Adventures: +5, Single Equip
2793	up-at-dawn Choker of the Ultragoth of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Adventures: +5, Single Equip
2794	reassuring wool The Ring	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Spooky Resistance: +1, Single Equip
2795	tumbling olive educational Nose Ring of Putrescence of bravery	0		Experience: +1, Spooky Resistance: +5, Single Equip
2796	chilly Putrid Pendant of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Cold Damage: +5, Single Equip
2797	up-at-dawn rock-hard Ring of the Sewer Snake	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Adventures: +5, Single Equip
2798	studded personal trainer's Mudflap-Girl Earring	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Damage Absorption: +80, Single Equip
2799	forbidden Mudflap-Girl Necklace of Leguizamo	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Monster Level: +20, Single Equip
2800	sharpshooter's fortified Mudflap-Girl Ring	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Single Equip
2801	twirling blinking vial of Gnomochloric acid	0		
2802	flask of Gnomochloric acid	0		
2803	jug of Gnomochloric acid	0		
2804	extra-dry vial of hamethyst juice	0		Effect: "Hippy Flavor", Effect Duration: 43
2805	anodized wobbly vial of baconstone juice	0		Effect: "Burning Tongue", Effect Duration: 61
2806	flattened vial of porquoise juice	0		Effect: "Always be Collecting", Effect Duration: 22
2807	galvanized ghostly flask of hamethyst juice	0		Effect: "Big Meat Big Prizes", Effect Duration: 22
2808	alkaline boiled blinking flask of baconstone juice	0		Effect: "Weird Flavor", Effect Duration: 51
2809	extra-improved moist pickled flask of porquoise juice	0		Effect: "Billiards Belligerence", Effect Duration: 30
2810	unsweetened boiled frozen jug of hamethyst juice	0		Effect: "Spooky Demeanor", Effect Duration: 11
2811	warmed modified polarized jug of baconstone juice	0		Effect: "Chauve-Souris Merde Fou", Effect Duration: 21
2812	ionized pulsating jug of porquoise juice	0		Effect: "Nutrient-Rich", Effect Duration: 63
2813	shaking bouncing occult Beret of the brazier	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Four Songs, Brimstone, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep"
2814	lightning-fast nippy shellacked Bludgeon	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Cold Damage: +10, Initiative: +40, Brimstone
2815	crafty ruddy Bunker of the boozehound	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Maximum MP: +10, Booze Drop: +100, Brimstone
2816	supercool wizardly brainy Boxers	0		Mysticality: 30, Moxie Percent: +20, Brimstone, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep"
2817	jittery asbestos-lined medical-grade banded Brooch	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Hot Resistance: +5, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Brimstone
2818	rosewater-soaked friendly quilted Bracelet	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Familiar Weight: +3, Stench Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Brimstone
2819	huge foul-smelling Sinatra's Grimacite gasmask	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Stench Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, 1.5xFairy, cap 37", Last Available: "2008-11"
2820	shaking inspector's Grimacite gat of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2008-11"
2821	rosewater-soaked mansplainer's Grimacite gaiters	0		Monster Level: +15, Stench Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, 2xGhoul, cap 37", Last Available: "2008-11"
2822	nippy Grimacite gauntlets of the blizzard	0		Cold Damage: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2008-11"
2823	ghostly nasty coward's Grimacite go-go boots	0		Monster Level: -20, Stench Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2008-11"
2824	rosewater-soaked Grimacite girdle of temperance	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2008-11"
2825	shaking Grimacite gown of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Last Available: "2008-11"
2826	up-at-dawn Rosewater's Staff of the Kitchen Floor of Leguizamo	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Monster Level: +20, Adventures: +5
2827	anniversary gift box	0		
2828	spinning loaded dice	0		
2829	really dense meat stack	0		
2830	skewed digital key lime	0		
2831	star key lime	0		
2832	moldy digital key lime pie	4	crappy	
2833	flavorless star key lime pie	3	decent	
2834	nippy grievous bottle-rocket crossbow of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Cold Damage: +10, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire red bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire blue bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire orange bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire purple bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire black bottle-rocket", Last Available: "2007-07"
2835	hardy indie comic hipster glasses	0		Maximum HP: +50, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2"
2836	olive skewed wizard action figure	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
2837	mint-condition magic wand	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2838	glowstick of wisdom of Flo-Jo	0		Mysticality: +15, Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2007-08", Raveosity: +1
2839	supercharged Periodical Paintbrush	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Softcore Only
2840	lousy bottle of cooking sherry	4	decent	
2841	decent packet of ketchup	4	good	
2842	artisanal accidental cider	4	EPIC	
2843	decent small ghostly dire fudgesicle	2	good	
2844	twirling wool crafty experienced stylish navel ring of navel gazing	0		Moxie: +25, Experience: +2, Maximum MP: +10, Cold Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2007-09", Item Drop (sporadic): 4.25, Meat Drop (sporadic): 4.25
2845	cyan blurry class five ecto-larva	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
2846	green plastic bib	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2847	Jeselnik's Dallas Dynasty Falcon Crest shield	0		Sleaze Damage: +25
2848	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	0		
2849	shrunken navigator head	0		
2850	tolerable wobbly moonberry wine cooler	3	good	
2851	immense spoiled fine aged cheddarwurst	6	crappy	
2852	upside-down branch from the Great Tree	0		
2853	twirling Phil Bunion's axe	0		
2854	bouquet of swamp roses	0		
2855	up-at-dawn huge mosquito proboscis of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Adventures: +5
2856	double-anodized altered upside-down swamp lolly	0		Effect: "Smokin'", Effect Duration: 59
2857	energized energized concentrated seegar butt	0		Effect: "Hammered", Effect Duration: 11
2858	bottled swamp gas	0		
2859	lime green hardy witch wart of extreme caution	0		Maximum HP: +50, Monster Level: -25
2860	massive stale gray ghostly swamp muck	6	decent	
2861	knitted ribald coward's leechknife	0		Monster Level: -20, Sleaze Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +3
2862	spinning decomposed boot	0		
2863	activated double-corrupted dribbly candle	0		Effect: "Fancy Feasted", Effect Duration: 18
2864	stolen meatpouch	0		
2865	bouncing wool Tesla beaver spear	0		Cold Resistance: +1, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
2866	pulsating squat perfumed wholesome shamanic beads	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Stench Resistance: +5
2867	ruddy Da Vinci's dilapidated wizard hat	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Familiar Effect: "cap 31"
2868	tarnished non-wet unsweetened gray upside-down bouncing pirate pamphlet	0		Effect: "Optimist Primal", Effect Duration: 68
2869	double-pickled anodized pirate brochure	0		Effect: "Full of Wist", Effect Duration: 15
2870	vacuum-sealed flattened pirate tract	0		Effect: "The Moxie of LOV", Effect Duration: 63
2871	burnt flower	0		
2872	wobbly electrified Rosewater's plastic Naughty Sorceress	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
2873	weightlifter's plastic Ed the Undying of horror	0		Muscle: +15, Spooky Spell Damage: +25
2874	sinister plastic Lord Spookyraven of the empath	0		Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Weight: +5
2875	razor-sharp plastic Dr. Awkward	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25
2876	squat miser's plastic protector spectre	0		Meat Drop: +10
2877	Temple Grandin's plastic Baron von Ratsworth	0		Familiar Weight: +7
2878	Oprah's plastic Boss Bat	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50
2879	Fonzie's plastic Knob Goblin King	0		Experience (Moxie): +1
2880	blurry narrow asbestos-lined plastic Bonerdagon	0		Hot Resistance: +5
2881	curative plastic The Man	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
2882	shaking perfumed plastic The Big Wisniewski	0		Stench Resistance: +5
2883	plastic Felonia of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20
2884	razor-sharp plastic Beelzebozo	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25
2885	plastic conservationist hippy of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100
2886	resourceful plastic 7-foot dwarf	0		Maximum MP: +50
2887	baleful plastic angry bugbear	0		Spell Damage: +25
2888	careful plastic anime smiley	0		Monster Level: -10
2889	upside-down blurry bouncing plastic apathetic lizardman	0		Item Drop: +5
2890	blinking perfumed plastic astronomer	0		Stench Resistance: +5
2891	hardy plastic beanbat	0		Maximum HP: +50
2892	up-at-dawn plastic blooper	0		Adventures: +5
2893	coward's plastic brainsweeper	0		Monster Level: -20
2894	blinking plastic briefcase bat of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5
2895	pulsating spinning healthy plastic demoninja	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20
2896	prompt plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker	0		Adventures: +3
2897	plastic drunk goat of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40
2898	plastic fiendish can of asparagus of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20
2899	olive tumbling ribald plastic Gnollish crossdresser	0		Sleaze Damage: +10
2900	family-friendly plastic handsome mariachi	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1
2901	jittery hardened plastic Knob Goblin bean counter	0		Damage Reduction: 3
2902	twirling plastic Knob Goblin harem girl of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100
2903	hale plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist	0		Maximum HP: +20
2904	fortified plastic Knott Yeti	0		Damage Absorption: +60
2905	studded plastic lemon-in-the-box	0		Damage Absorption: +80
2906	jittery plastic lobsterfrogman of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20
2907	narrow crafty plastic ninja snowman	0		Maximum MP: +10
2908	electrified plastic Orcish Frat Boy	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
2909	thinker's plastic G Imp	0		Mysticality: +10
2910	dog trainer's plastic goth	0		Experience (familiar): +1
2911	Newton's plastic cubist bull	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3
2912	Tesla plastic scary clown	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
2913	therapeutic plastic smarmy pirate	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
2914	tumbling hardened plastic spiny skelelton	0		Damage Reduction: 3
2915	twirling clever plastic Spam Witch	0		Maximum MP: +20
2916	ghostly sinister plastic vampire	0		Spell Damage: +10
2917	Sinatra's plastic taco cat	0		Experience (Moxie): +5
2918	foul-smelling plastic undead elbow macaroni	0		Stench Damage: +10
2919	brawny plastic warwelf	0		Muscle Percent: +20
2920	brawny plastic whitesnake	0		Muscle Percent: +20
2921	skewed plastic XXX pr0n of the ox	0		Muscle: +20
2922	foul-smelling plastic zmobie	0		Stench Damage: +10
2923	plastic Protagonist of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20
2924	plastic Spunky Princess of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2925	sage plastic topiary golem	0		Mysticality Percent: +10
2926	flame-retardant plastic senile lihc	0		Hot Resistance: +1
2927	personal trainer's plastic Iiti Kitty	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10
2928	plastic Gnomester Blomester of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100
2929	stanky plastic Trouser Snake	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25
2930	flame-wreathed plastic Axe Wound	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10
2931	healthy plastic Hellion	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20
2932	plastic Black Knight of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2933	jittery narrow greedy plastic pair of tweezers	0		Meat Drop: +20
2934	coward's plastic fruit golem	0		Monster Level: -20
2935	plastic fluffy bunny of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100
2936	blinking castagnets	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2937	siesta-ing Casagnova gnome	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2008-10"
2938	Jacob's ladder	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2939	mirror unemployed hunchbacked minion	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2008-10"
2940	yummy jittery Surprise Egg	4	awesome	
2941	nitrogenated purple Steal This Candy	0		Effect: "The Halls of Moxiousness", Effect Duration: 68
2942	galvanized energized maroon blinking chocolate filthy lucre	0		Effect: "Amorous", Effect Duration: 25
2943	flattened liquefied Angry Farmer's Wife Candy	0		Effect: "Hella Tough", Effect Duration: 58
2945	friendly party hat of the businessman	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Meat Drop: +50, Familiar Effect: "4xLep, cap 7"
2946	scandalous supercharged V for Vivala mask	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Sleaze Damage: +5, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Combat Item Damage Percent: 50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Creepy Grin", Last Available: "2007-11"
2947	upside-down The Big Book of Pirate Insults	0		
2948	acceptable shot of rotgut	3	good	
2949	anodized jar of "Creole Lady" marrrmalade	0		Effect: "Extra-Wet", Effect Duration: 46
2950	Cap'm Caronch's Map	0		
2951	gray Orcish Frat House blueprints	0		
2952	wool smooth glowstick	0		Moxie: +15, Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2007-11", Raveosity: +1
2953	upside-down charrrm bracelet	0		
2954	jittery executive tip jar	0		Meat Drop: +40
2955	rotten yam candy	4	crappy	
2956	ghostly cocktail napkin	0		
2957	rum barrel charrrm	0		
2958	special adequate tube of cranberry Go-Goo	3	good	Effect: "Papowerful", Effect Duration: 40
2959	weightlifter's rum barrel charrrm bracelet	0		Muscle: +15
2960	moldy single-serving herbal stuffing	4	crappy	
2961	tiny spoiled packet of tofurkey gravy	1	crappy	
2962	huge rotten tofurkey nugget	8	crappy	
2963	blurry rigging shampoo	0		
2964	ball polish	0		
2965	mizzenmast mop	0		
2966	ghostly Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste	0		
2967	non-moist corrupted skewed skewed Swabbie™ swab	0		Effect: "Singer's Faithful Ocelot", Effect Duration: 36
2968	triple-dry non-ionized Oil of Parrrlay	0		Effect: "Indescribable Flavor", Effect Duration: 66
2969	snack-sized toothsome fancy blue creamsicle	2	awesome	Effect: "No Worries", Effect Duration: 15
2970	drinkable practically non-alcoholic cream stout	1	good	
2971	huge Sherlock's dangerous curmudgel	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Item Drop: +25
2972	olive grumpy man charrrm	0		
2973	Sherlock's grumpy man charrrm bracelet	0		Item Drop: +25, Single Equip
2974	spinning tarrrnish charrrm	0		
2975	fireproof Annie Oakley's tarrrnished charrrm bracelet	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Hot Resistance: +3, Single Equip
2976	perfectly mixed bilge wine	3	EPIC	
2977	coward's witty rapier	0		Monster Level: -20
2978	yohohoyo of mayonnaise of Flo-Jo	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Initiative: +100
2979	improved non-concentrated green fish-liver oil	0		Effect: "Hiding in Plain Sight", Effect Duration: 18
2980	booty chest charrrm	0		
2981	twirling smelly booty chest charrrm bracelet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
2982	pulsating cannonball charrrm	0		
2983	cannonball charrrm bracelet	0		Single Equip, Sporadic Thorns: 0.25
2984	wobbly copper ha'penny charrrm	0		
2985	wobbly upside-down copper ha'penny charrrm bracelet of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50
2986	tongue charrrm	0		
2987	tumbling stiffened tongue charrrm bracelet of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Damage Reduction: 1, Single Equip
2988	bit of clingfilm	0		
2989	extremely unsafe clingfilm trousers	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xPotato, cap 37"
2990	pulsating horrifying coward's clingfilm cap	0		Monster Level: -20, Spooky Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, cap 37"
2991	clingfilm slippers of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Single Equip
2992	squat clingfilm tangle	0		
2993	bland vinegar-soaked lemon slice	3	decent	
2994	ionized energized blinking wobbly true grit	0		Effect: "Human-Penguin Hybrid", Effect Duration: 41
2995	fuchsia avaricious greedy Herculean buoybottoms	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Meat Drop: 50, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xLep, cap 37"
2996	censurious grungy flannel shirt	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3
2997	dog trainer's baleful grungy bandana	0		Spell Damage: +25, Experience (familiar): +1, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 0.5xPotato, cap 37"
2998	narrow manspreader's grassy cutlass	0		Monster Level: +10
2999	Cap'm Caronch's nasty booty	0		
3000	Cap'm Caronch's dentures	0		
3001	horrifying pegleg	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Single Equip
3002	lightning-fast lamé pants	0		Initiative: +40, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, 1xLep, cap 25"
3003	tumbling Sinatra's enormous hoop earring	0		Experience (Moxie): +5
3004	miser's costume sword of the boozehound	0		Meat Drop: +10, Booze Drop: +100
3005	rainbow pearl	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3006	rock-hard rainbow pearl earring of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Damage Reduction: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2007-12"
3007	pulsating greedy rainbow pearl necklace of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2007-12"
3008	shaking family-friendly Oprah's rainbow pearl ring	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2007-12"
3009	extremely unsafe Idol of Ak'gyxoth of doom	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Spooky Spell Damage: +50
3010	arcane researcher's brainy Emblem of Ak'gyxoth	0		Mysticality: +5, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10
3011	green sinister altar fragment	0		
3012	shimmering rainbow sand	0		
3013	shaking simple key	0		
3014	red blinking ornate key	0		
3015	gilded key	0		
3016	foot locker	0		
3017	ornate chest	0		
3018	gilded chest	0		
3019	all-purpose cleaner	0		
3020	handful of sawdust	0		
3021	stone triangle	0		
3022	medium stone triangle	0		
3023	small stone triangle	0		
3024	pulsating stone pyramid	0		
3025	lousy corpse on the beach	3	decent	
3026	lousy weak corpsetini	2	decent	
3027	tolerable weak upside-down corpsedriver	2	good	
3028	acceptable Corpse Island iced tea	3	good	
3029	hand-crafted practically non-alcoholic red-headed corpse	1	super EPIC	
3030	acceptable ghostly kamicorpse-ee	3	good	
3031	acceptable pulsating corpsel	4	good	
3032	high-proof drinkable squat corpsebite	6	good	
3033	electrified pirate fledges	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Look like a Pirate
3034	piece of thirteen	0		
3035	small spoiled pearl onion	2	crappy	
3036	decent sea biscuit	3	good	
3037	smooth bottle of rum	3	awesome	
3038	drinkable bottle of black-label rum	3	good	
3039	ghostly cannonball	0		
3040	voodoo skull	0		
3041	joke scroll	0		
3042	Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E.	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
3043	wobbly metallic foil bow	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
3044	pulsating metallic foil radar dish	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Equips On: "Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E.", Last Available: "2011-12"
3045	small moldy nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear	2	crappy	Last Available: "2007-12"
3046	toothsome shaking nanite-infested candy cane	4	awesome	Last Available: "2020-09"
3047	delicious tiny maroon nanite-infested fruitcake	1	awesome	Last Available: "2007-12"
3048	hand-crafted upside-down nanite-infested eggnog	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2007-12"
3049	El Vibrato power sphere	0		
3050	asbestos-lined eyepatch	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xBarrr"
3051	shaking cutlass of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20
3052	red sharpshooter's breeches	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xPotato"
3053	mood ring	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
3054	alkaline gray candy heart	0		Effect: "Billiards Belligerence", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2007-02"
3055	magnetized cymbal syrup	0		Free Pull, Effect: "Rave Nirvana", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2007-02"
3056	wobbly upside-down purple sinister metallic foil cat ears	0		Spell Damage: +10, Alters Page Text, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 7", Last Available: "2007-02"
3057	nanofiber cloth	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3058	spinning iGoogly	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3059	shaking theoretical string	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3060	synthetic stuffing	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3061	toy hoverpad	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3062	upside-down purple LED block	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3063	gyroscope	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
3064	twirling sage cyborg doll	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Last Available: "2007-12"
3065	buckyball	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
3066	Herculean toy maglev monorail	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2007-12"
3067	spinning skewed dollhive	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3068	toy deathbot	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3069	squat wobbly yellow laser cannon	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3070	upside-down plexifoam chin strap	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3071	ghostly silicon-infused gluteal shield	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3072	narrow carbonite visor	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3073	set of Unobtainium straps	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3074	polymorphic fastening apparatus	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3075	pulsating yellow General Assembly Module	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3076	laser targeting chip	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3077	hi-density nylocite leg armor	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3078	blurry kevlateflocite helmet	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3079	Bulky Buddy Box	0		Last Available: "2007-12", Wiki Name: "Bulky Buddy Box (hatchling)"
3080	mirror teddy borg	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3081	marionette collective of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2007-12"
3082	monomolecular yo-yo	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
3083	gray blob	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3084	borg sock monkey of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2007-12"
3085	family-friendly Lo Pan's roboduck-on-a-string	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2007-12"
3086	narrow mylar scout drone	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3087	upside-down teddy borg sewing kit	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3088	narrow biomechanical crimborg helmet of vim and vigor of the empath	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Familiar Weight: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 37", Last Available: "2007-12"
3089	arcane researcher's strapping C.B.F.G.	0		Muscle: +5, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Last Available: "2007-12"
3090	crafty hale biomechanical crimborg leg armor	0		Maximum HP: +20, Maximum MP: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1.5xGhuol, cap 37", Last Available: "2007-12"
3091	irradiated tarnished blinking vitachoconutriment capsule	0		Effect: "Patience of the Tortoise", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2007-12"
3092	tumbling narrow beefcake's handmade hobby horse	0		Muscle: +25, Last Available: "2007-12"
3093	mansplainer's ball-in-a-cup	0		Monster Level: +15, Last Available: "2007-12"
3094	miser's set of jacks	0		Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2007-12"
3095	massive normal laser-broiled pear	9	good	Last Available: "2007-12"
3096	blurry polyalloy shield of bravery of the businessman	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2007-12"
3097	fish scaler	0		Last Available: "2007-12", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.33
3098	killing feather	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3099	ring	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3100	robotronic egg	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3101	rogue swarmer	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3102	narrow sawblade fragment	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3103	unstable laser battery	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3104	pulsating narrow vibrating cyborg knife of incineration of courage	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2007-12"
3105	upside-down curative beefy immense cyborg hand	0		Muscle: +10, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2007-12"
3106	narrow inspector's reassuring baleful cyborg stompin' boot	0		Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +1, Item Drop: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2007-12"
3107	mirror deactivated RoboGoose	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3108	overclocked avian microprocessor	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2007-12"
3109	Miniborg stomper	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3110	squat Miniborg strangler	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3111	Miniborg laser	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3112	red Miniborg beeper	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3113	Miniborg hiveminder	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3114	upside-down Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3115	old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3116	olive Hodgman	0		
3117	fuchsia Libram of Divine Favors	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12", Skill: "Summon Party Favor"
3118	divine noisemaker	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3119	divine can of silly string	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3120	divine blowout	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3121	purple divine champagne popper	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3122	divine cracker	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3123	divine champagne flute	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3124	triple-vacuum-sealed twirling fruitfilm	0		Effect: "Weasels Underfoot", Effect Duration: 63
3125	polymerized diffused piece of after eight	0		Effect: "Feet of Watermelon", Effect Duration: 29
3126	jittery hobo nickel	0		
3127	sandcastle	0		
3128	marshmallow	0		
3129	enchanted spoiled roasted marshmallow	4	crappy	Effect: "Sweet Incentive", Effect Duration: 50
3130	fuchsia disc	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3131	flavorless blinking tin cup of mulligan stew	4	decent	
3132	twirling gravedigger's occult flamin' bindle	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Spooky Damage: +10
3133	skewed supercharged veiny freezin' bindle	0		Maximum HP: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +30
3134	stinkin' bindle of the ox of incineration	0		Muscle: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +50
3135	knitted arcane researcher's bindle	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Cold Resistance: +3
3136	Fonzie's sleazy bindle of the dark arts	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Spell Damage Percent: +100
3137	blinking Oprah's 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50
3138	mansplainer's Hodgman's whackin' stick	0		Monster Level: +15
3139	yellow Hodgman's imaginary hamster of Leguizamo of the sweet-tooth	0		Monster Level: +20, Candy Drop: +100
3140	yellow soft shoes	0		Single Equip
3141	asbestos-lined panhandle panhandling hat	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
3142	ribald cup of infinite pencils	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Damage Aura: 1
3143	clever thinker's Hodgman's disgusting technicolor overcoat	0		Mysticality: +10, Maximum MP: +20
3144	teal a torn paper strip	0		
3145	bouncing El Vibrato translator	0		
3146	El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)"
3147	El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)"
3148	wobbly El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)"
3149	El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)"
3150	skewed El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)"
3151	tumbling El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)"
3152	blinking El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)"
3153	El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)"
3154	El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)"
3155	squat El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)"
3156	El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes)"
3157	blue El Vibrato drone	0		
3158	huge sparking El Vibrato drone	0		
3159	alkaline aerosolized huge blue warm El Vibrato drone	0		Effect: "In a Lather", Effect Duration: 29
3160	deionized denatured wobbly humming El Vibrato drone	0		Effect: "Permanent Halloween", Effect Duration: 26
3161	liquefied El Vibrato drone	0		Effect: "Can't Be a Chooser", Effect Duration: 40
3162	El Vibrato helmet	0		Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato, 1xFairy"
3163	El Vibrato energy spear	0		
3164	El Vibrato leg guards	0		Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xGhuol"
3165	broken El Vibrato drone	0		
3166	bouncing repaired El Vibrato drone	0		
3167	augmented El Vibrato drone	0		
3168	moist cyan seal eyeball	0		Effect: "Bilious Briskness", Effect Duration: 24
3169	moldy half-sized tumbling turtle soup	2	crappy	Effect: "[598]A Little Bit Evil"
3170	evil noodles	0		
3171	nauseating reagent	0		
3172	stiffened evil paper umbrella	0		Damage Reduction: 1
3173	activated mirror evil vihuela	0		Effect: "Ode to Booze", Effect Duration: 34
3174	normal evil boring spaghetti	3	good	
3175	spoiled tiny purple evil noodles	1	crappy	
3176	rotten evil noodles	3	crappy	
3177	flavorless evil painful penne pasta	4	decent	
3178	rotten tiny 3vi1 pr0n m4nic0tti	1	crappy	
3179	half-sized tasty evil ravioli della hippy	2	awesome	
3180	low-calorie special adequate shaking evil noodles	1	good	Effect: "Stinky Hands", Effect Duration: 45
3181	magnetized denatured evil potion of potency	0		Effect: "Frozen Shoulders", Effect Duration: 58
3182	improved liquefied jittery evil libation of liveliness	0		Effect: "Impregnabili Tea", Effect Duration: 36
3183	wet vacuum-sealed evil tomato juice of powerful power	0		Effect: "On a Roll", Effect Duration: 59
3184	wet lime green mirror evil eyedrops of the ermine	0		Effect: "Flimsy Shield of the Pastalord", Effect Duration: 21
3185	warmed non-corrupted evil ointment of the occult	0		Effect: "Benetton's Medley of Diversity", Effect Duration: 54
3186	quadruple-altered wet narrow evil serum of sarcasm	0		Effect: "Going Ape", Effect Duration: 11
3187	electrified adjusted pickled evil philter of phorce	0		Effect: "Fire Inside", Effect Duration: 67
3188	tolerable an evil sump'm sump'm	3	good	
3189	tolerable evil ducha de oro	3	good	
3190	mediocre green mirror evil horizontal tango	3	decent	
3191	delicious high-proof evil roll in the hay	6	awesome	
3192	skewed naughty origami kit	0		Last Available: "2008-02"
3193	naughty fortune teller	0		Softcore Only, Last Available: "2008-02"
3194	spinning origami "gentlemen's" magazine	0		Softcore Only, Last Available: "2008-02"
3195	naughty paper shuriken	0		Last Available: "2008-02"
3196	mirror origami pasties of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2008-02"
3197	gravedigger's Temple Grandin's dance instructor's origami riding crop	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Familiar Weight: +7, Spooky Damage: +10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2008-02"
3198	blue El Vibrato trapezoid	0		
3199	maroon lump of coal	0		
3200	twirling blinking squat lump of diamond	0		
3201	thick padded envelope	0		
3202	rock-hard KoL Con IV Pole of the dark arts of horror	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Damage Reduction: 5, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2007-09"
3203	dwarvish magazine	0		
3204	dwarvish war helmet	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 41"
3205	yellow dwarvish war mattock	0		
3206	ghostly dwarvish war kilt	0		Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 41"
3207	bouncing dwarvish punchcard	0		
3208	bouncing small laminated card	0		
3209	laminated card	0		
3210	notbig laminated card	0		
3211	unlarge laminated card	0		
3212	ghostly narrow dwarvish document	0		
3213	dwarvish paper	0		
3214	dwarvish parchment	0		
3215	overcharged El Vibrato power sphere	0		
3216	wobbly Fly-By-Knight Heraldry form	0		Free Pull
3217	blurry El Vibrato Megadrone	0		
3218	avaricious personal trainer's glowstick	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2008-02", Raveosity: +1
3219	sane hatrack	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
3220	hobo code binder	0		Free Pull
3221	gator skin	0		
3222	spinning purple grievous Socratic gatorskin umbrella	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Weapon Damage Percent: +50
3223	sewer nuggets	0		
3224	sewer wad	0		
3225	tolerable bottle of sewage schnapps	4	good	
3226	weak smooth fuchsia bottle of Ooze-O	2	awesome	
3227	flavorless tumbling C.H.U.M. chum	3	decent	
3228	adequate unfortunate dumplings	4	good	
3229	decaying goldfish liver	0		
3230	activated diffused oil of oiliness	0		Effect: "damage.enh", Effect Duration: 21
3231	aromatic tattered paper crown	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xSombrero, cap 15"
3232	stale massive vanilla-frosted king cake	8	decent	Last Available: "2008-03"
3233	inflatable duck	0		
3234	water wings	0		Wiki Name: "water wings"
3235	shaking gray noodle	0		
3236	twirling Kissin' Cousins	0		Skill: "Awesome Balls of Fire"
3237	blinking olive Tales from the Fireside	0		Skill: "Conjure Relaxing Campfire"
3238	squat Blizzards I Have Died In	0		Skill: "Snowclone"
3239	Maxing, Relaxing	0		Skill: "Maximum Chill"
3240	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	0		Skill: "Eggsplosion"
3241	Travels with Jerry	0		Skill: "Mudbath"
3242	Let Me Be!	0		Skill: "Raise Backup Dancer"
3243	spinning Asleep in the Cemetery	0		Skill: "Creepy Lullaby"
3244	skewed Summer Nights	0		Skill: "Grease Lightning"
3245	fuchsia Sensual Massage for Creeps	0		Skill: "Inappropriate Backrub"
3246	frightening therapeutic Ol' Scratch's ol' britches	0		Spooky Damage: +5, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Class: "Sauceror", Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xPotato"
3247	shaking red zippy Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Initiative: +20, Class: "Sauceror", Familiar Effect: "hot atk"
3248	family-friendly smooth Ol' Scratch's ash can of the sewer	0		Moxie: +15, Stench Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Class: "Sauceror"
3249	bouncing deadly pink plastic baby	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2008-03"
3250	red twirling sausage	0		
3251	scandalous Frosty's silk hat of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Sleaze Damage: +5, Class: "Seal Clubber", Familiar Effect: "cold atk"
3252	hardened baleful Frosty's carrot	0		Spell Damage: +25, Damage Reduction: 3, Class: "Seal Clubber", Single Equip
3253	up-at-dawn MacGyver's healthy Frosty's nailbat	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Maximum MP: +100, Adventures: +5, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3254	tumbling jittery manspreader's Oscus's pelt of doom	0		Monster Level: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Class: "Pastamancer", Single Equip
3255	avaricious censurious scandalous Wand of Oscus	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Meat Drop: +30, Class: "Pastamancer"
3256	blurry inspector's Jim Carey's Oscus's dumpster waders	0		Monster Level: +25, Item Drop: +15, Class: "Pastamancer", Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xBarrr"
3257	olive rosy-cheeked brawny Zombo's skullcap	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "spooky atk"
3258	up-at-dawn Zombo's shield of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Item Drop: +5, Adventures: +5, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
3259	Temple Grandin's Zombo's grievous greaves of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Familiar Weight: +7, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xBarrr"
3260	purple toasty Chester's moustache of James Dean of incineration	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Hot Damage: +5, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Class: "Disco Bandit", Single Equip
3261	rosy-cheeked beefy Chester's bag of candy	0		Muscle: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Class: "Disco Bandit"
3262	weightlifter's Chester's cutoffs of the sweet-tooth	0		Muscle: +15, Candy Drop: +100, Class: "Disco Bandit", Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1.5xGhuol"
3263	Sp'n-Zor's Grimoire of "Tasteful" Gifts	0		Last Available: "2008-04", Skill: "Summon Tasteful Items"
3264	candygram	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3265	ghostly tumbling skewed bag of Crotchety Pine saplings	0		
3266	purple bag of Saccharine Maple saplings	0		
3267	bag of Laughing Willow saplings	0		
3268	anodized handful of Crotchety Pine needles	0		Effect: "Big", Effect Duration: 32
3269	cold-filtered improved purple lump of Saccharine Maple sap	0		Effect: "Slimy Flavor", Effect Duration: 11
3270	wet alkaline yellow handful of Laughing Willow bark	0		Effect: "Dweeby", Effect Duration: 30
3271	yellow skewed skewed MacGyver's crotchety pants	0		Maximum MP: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Put Down Roots", Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 2xGhuol, cap 18"
3272	flame-retardant Saccharine Maple pendant	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spray Sap"
3273	upside-down chaotic willowy bonnet	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Rouse Sapling", Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 18"
3274	blue flavored foot massage oil	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3275	dart	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3276	tumbling red black-and-blue light	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3277	tumbling Loudmouth Larry Lamprey	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3278	mirror studded belt of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2008-04"
3279	personal massager	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3280	huge personalized coffee mug	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2008-04"
3281	plasma ball	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3282	skewed nasty stick-on eyebrow piercing	0		Stench Damage: +5, Last Available: "2008-04"
3283	tasty salad	3	awesome	
3284	lard-coated Lo Pan's C.H.U.M. lantern	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
3285	fireproof C.H.U.M. knife	0		Hot Resistance: +3
3286	brainy Frosty's snowball sack	0		Mysticality: +5
3287	maroon quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3288	shimmering tendrils	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3289	scintillating powder	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3290	shaking abandoned candy	0		
3291	secret tropical island volcano lair map	0		
3292	adorable seal larva	0		
3293	huge untamable turtle	0		
3294	macaroni duck	0		
3295	friendly cheez blob	0		
3296	shaking lime green unusual disco ball	0		
3297	stray chihuahua	0		
3298	pretty pink bow	0		
3299	smiley-face sticker	0		
3300	farfalle bow tie	0		
3301	jalapeño slices	0		
3302	blurry stick-on mini solar panels	0		
3303	pulsating pulsating fuchsia sombrero	0		Sombrero Bonus: +10
3304	blurry Argarggagarg's fang	0		
3305	Safari Jack's moustache	0		
3306	Yakisoba's hat	0		
3307	twirling Heimandatz's heart	0		
3308	Jocko Homo's head	0		
3309	The Mariachi's guitar case	0		
3310	zippy sealskin drum	0		Initiative: +20, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3311	huge gray slick washboard shield	0		Moxie: +10, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
3312	bouncing weightlifter's spaghetti-box banjo	0		Muscle: +15, Class: "Pastamancer"
3313	bouncing narrow fuchsia twirling personal trainer's marinara jug	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Class: "Sauceror"
3314	zippy makeshift castanets	0		Initiative: +20, Class: "Disco Bandit"
3315	banded left-handed melodica	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Class: "Accordion Thief"
3316	boiled blue epic wad	1	decent	
3317	rosy-cheeked bottlecap	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Single Equip
3318	extremely unsafe corncob pipe	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Single Equip
3319	Mr. Joe's bangles of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60, Single Equip
3320	ribald frayed rope belt	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Single Equip
3321	packet of mayfly bait	0		Last Available: "2008-05"
3322	narrow dog trainer's Jim Carey's mayfly bait necklace	0		Monster Level: +25, Experience (familiar): +1, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Summon Mayfly Swarm", Last Available: "2008-05"
3323	skewed Ol' Scratch's salad fork	0		
3324	mirror Frosty's frosty mug	0		
3325	perfectly mixed jar of fermented pickle juice	3	super ultra mega EPIC	
3326	pickled narrow voodoo snuff	1	awesome	Effect: "Fit To Be Tide", Effect Duration: 25
3327	adequate jumbo extra-greasy slider	5	good	
3328	mirror tumbling toasty hale crumpled felt fedora	0		Maximum HP: +20, Hot Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "0.75xVolley, 0.75xLep"
3329	Samson's battered top-hat of bravery	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Spooky Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "0.5xVolley, 0.75xFairy"
3330	shapeless wide-brimmed hat of the cougar of James Dean	0		Moxie: +20, Experience (Moxie): +3, Familiar Effect: "0.75xLep, 0.75xFairy"
3331	coward's mostly rat-hide leggings of terror	0		Monster Level: -20, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xPotato"
3332	miser's hobo dungarees of the glutton	0		Meat Drop: +10, Food Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "0.5xVolley, 1xPotato"
3333	supercharged supercool patched suit-pants	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 0.5xFairy"
3334	hobo stogie	0		Single Equip
3335	huge rope with some soap on it	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Single Equip
3336	dead guy's piece of double-sided tape	0		
3337	scandalous dead guy's memento of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Sleaze Damage: +5, Single Equip, Nonstackable Watch
3338	bland banquet	3	decent	
3339	sharpened hubcap	0		
3340	ghostly very caltrop	0		
3341	The Six-Pack of Pain	0		
3342	pulsating hobo monkey	0		
3343	mirror bindle	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3344	bed of coals	0		
3345	air mattress	0		
3346	filth-encrusted futon	0		
3347	comfy coffin	0		
3348	mattress	0		
3349	bouncing dinged-up triangle	0		
3350	practically non-alcoholic mediocre Ralph IX cognac	1	decent	
3351	cyan llama lama cria	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2008-06"
3352	twirling zen motorcycle	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3353	altered denatured altered huge llama lama gong	0		Effect: "Shredding, Sweating", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2008-06"
3354	normal skewed banana-frosted king cake	4	good	Last Available: "2008-08"
3355	dance instructor's brown plastic baby	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2008-08"
3356	plump juicy grub	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3357	shimmering moth	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3358	gray delectable fire ant	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3359	olive scrumptious ice ant	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3360	stinkbug	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3361	shaking yummy death watch beetle	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3362	tasty louse	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3363	normal jittery mole molé	3	good	Last Available: "2008-06"
3364	lousy Morlock's Mark Bourbon	3	decent	Last Available: "2008-06"
3365	oxidized extra-dry Climate Colada	0		Effect: "Rotten Memories", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2008-06"
3366	dry concentrated digital underground potion	0		Effect: "Chorale of Companionship", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2008-06"
3367	interesting-looking twig	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3368	twisted wobbly glimmering roc feather	1	decent	Last Available: "2008-06"
3369	modified skewed glimmering phoenix feather	1		Last Available: "2008-06"
3370	altered glimmering penguin feather	1		Effect: "[1342]Slicked-Back Do", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2008-06"
3371	pickled fuchsia mirror glimmering buzzard feather	1		Effect: "Trash-Wrapped", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2008-06"
3372	denatured skewed glimmering raven feather	1		Effect: "Aloysius' Antiphon of Aptitude", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2008-06"
3373	distilled glimmering great tit feather	1		Effect: "Wet and Greedy", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2008-06"
3374	house of twigs and spit	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3375	The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder	0		Skill: "The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder"
3376	cyan Benetton's Medley of Diversity	0		Skill: "Benetton's Medley of Diversity"
3377	Elron's Explosive Etude	0		Skill: "Elron's Explosive Etude"
3378	Chorale of Companionship	0		Skill: "Chorale of Companionship"
3379	yellow Prelude of Precision	0		Skill: "Prelude of Precision"
3380	wobbly stylish Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork of Calamity Jane	0		Moxie: +25, Critical Hit Percent: +15
3381	Herculean Ol' Scratch's stove door	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Thorns: 1
3382	shellacked Ol' Scratch's manacles of the scaredy-cat of terror	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Monster Level: -15, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
3383	wobbly rock-hard wicked Chester's sunglasses of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Spell Damage: +5, Damage Reduction: 5, Single Equip
3384	red executive asbestos-lined Chester's muscle shirt	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +40
3385	Herculean supercool Chester's Aquarius medallion	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Experience (Muscle): +1, Single Equip
3386	ghostly MacGyver's stylish Zombo's shoulder blade	0		Moxie: +25, Maximum MP: +100
3387	pulsating Zombo's skull ring of the brute of chilblains	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Cold Damage: +25, Single Equip
3388	upside-down Zombo's empty eye	0		
3389	spinning beefcake's Frosty's arm of the cheetah	0		Muscle: +25, Initiative: +60
3390	horrifying electrified savvy Staff of the Deepest Freeze	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Spooky Damage: +25, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
3391	squat gray Frosty's iceball	0		
3392	chaotic Oscus's garbage can lid	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Thorns: 1
3393	Oscus's neverending soda	0		
3394	mirror toasty hardy Oscus's flypaper pants	0		Maximum HP: +50, Hot Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xPotato"
3395	family-friendly fortified Hodgman's porkpie hat	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 0.5xVolley, 0.5xFairy"
3396	rock-hard Hodgman's lobsterskin pants of chilblains	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Cold Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato"
3397	horrifying foul-smelling Hodgman's bow tie	0		Stench Damage: +10, Spooky Damage: +25, Single Equip
3398	hand-crafted weak purple Hodgman's blanket	2	super ultra EPIC	
3399	delicious jar of squeeze	3	awesome	
3400	adequate bowl of fishysoisse	3	good	
3401	boiled deadly lampshade	0		Effect: "Winklered", Effect Duration: 48
3402	boiled cold-filtered concentrated garbage juice	0		Effect: "Moose Wisdom", Effect Duration: 45
3403	lewd playing card	0		
3404	zippy careful beefcake's deck of lewd playing cards	0		Muscle: +25, Monster Level: -10, Initiative: +20
3405	skewed Hodgman's sock of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Single Equip
3406	weightlifter's Hodgman's varcolac paw	0		Muscle: +15
3407	fuchsia sharpshooter's Hodgman's almanac	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10
3408	Hodgman's harmonica of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100
3409	extremely unsafe Hodgman's garbage sticker	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100
3410	Hodgman's detector of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20
3411	Hodgman's cane of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50
3412	Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times	0		Skill: "Natural Born Scrabbler"
3413	Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics	0		Skill: "Thrift and Grift"
3414	Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin	0		Skill: "Abs of Tin"
3415	wobbly Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top	0		Skill: "Marginally Insane"
3416	hobo fortress blueprints	0		
3421	box of fireworks	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire off a Roman Candle", Last Available: "2008-07", Item Drop (sporadic): +12.5
3422	energized vacuum-sealed dry sterno-flavored Hob-O	0		Effect: "Super Accuracy", Effect Duration: 26
3423	galvanized alkaline frostbite-flavored Hob-O	0		Effect: "Hyperoffended", Effect Duration: 27
3424	tarnished triple-vacuum-sealed mirror fry-oil-flavored Hob-O	0		Effect: "Executive Greed", Effect Duration: 24
3425	corrupted garbage-juice-flavored Hob-O	0		Effect: "Extra-Sharp Weapon", Effect Duration: 19
3426	dry deionized colloidal blinking olive strawberry-flavored Hob-O	0		Effect: "Disco Neuropathy", Effect Duration: 24
3427	upside-down roll of Hob-Os	0		
3428	energized Everlasting Deckswabber	0		Effect: "Video Game Hot Dog", Effect Duration: 21
3430	bindle of joy	0		
3431	cotton candy cocoon	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2008-08"
3432	cotton candy cordial	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2008-08"
3433	spice melange	0		
3434	blurry ghostly rattling cigar box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
3435	greasy Socratic stirring stick	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
3436	tumbling nasty careful Tesla Staff of the Teapot Tempest	0		Monster Level: -10, Stench Damage: +5, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
3437	olive Usain Bolt's double-paned shellacked Staff of the Black Kettle	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Cold Resistance: +5, Initiative: +80
3438	resourceful vibrating occult Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Maximum MP: +50
3439	Rainbow's Gravity	0		Skill: "Rainbow Gravitation", Last Available: "2008-07"
3440	compressed maroon blurry prismatic wad	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2008-07"
3441	squat club of the five seasons of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Last Available: "2008-07"
3442	curative rainbow crossbow	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2008-07"
3443	kitten	0		
3444	hardy webbed comic mask	0		Maximum HP: +50, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 2"
3445	Junior Adventurer's kit	0		
3446	groovy prism necklace	0		Single Equip, Sporadic Thorns: 2.5
3447	razor-sharp six-rainbow shield of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Last Available: "2008-07"
3448	squat rainbow bomb	0		Last Available: "2008-07"
3449	cotton candy cone	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3450	cotton candy pinch	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3451	cotton candy smidgen	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3452	blinking cotton candy skoshe	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3453	cotton candy plug	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3454	blurry cotton candy pillow	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3455	wobbly cotton candy bale	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3456	energetic trusty torch	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2011-12"
3457	gray bouncing shaking Junior Adventurer's merit badge of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
3458	anodized super-electrified warmed STYX deodorant body spray	0		Effect: "New Zeal", Effect Duration: 26
3459	distilled perfectly mixed white-label gin	5	EPIC	
3460	stale special tin rations	3	decent	Effect: "Human-Penguin Hybrid", Effect Duration: 15
3461	haiku challenge map	0		
3462	terrible poem	0		
3463	practically non-alcoholic mediocre mirror bottle of sake	1	decent	
3464	supercool round pebble	0		Moxie Percent: +20
3465	toothsome miniature yellow Bash-Ōs cereal	2	awesome	Wiki Name: "Bash-Os cereal"
3466	fortified beefcake's haiku katana of the brazier	0		Muscle: +25, Damage Absorption: +60, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spring Raindrop Attack", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Summer Siesta", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Falling Leaf Whirlwind", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Winter's Bite Technique", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "The 17 Cuts", Last Available: "2008-09"
3467	bargain flash powder	0		
3468	prompt plastic baby	0		Adventures: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2008-12"
3469	spoiled blueberry-frosted king cake	3	crappy	Last Available: "2008-12"
3470	bitty bathysphere	0		Familiar Weight: -20, Underwater Familiar, Familiar Effect: "adventure underwater"
3471	damp boot	0		
3472	narrow skewed greedy curative hardy Seasonal Beret	0		Maximum HP: +50, Meat Drop: +20, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 25"
3473	bouncing Bash-Ōs boxtop	0		Wiki Name: "Bash-Os boxtop"
3474	chilled diffused cranberry cordial	0		Effect: "Mercenary", Effect Duration: 28
3475	polymerized blackberry polite	0		Effect: "Bored Stiff", Effect Duration: 55
3476	alkaline aerosolized blinking plum lozenge	0		Effect: "The Strength... of the Future", Effect Duration: 11
3477	warmed ionized pear lozenge	0		Effect: "Psalm of Pointiness", Effect Duration: 17
3478	tarnished quadruple-improved peach lozenge	0		Effect: "Cold-Blooded Warm Fuzzies", Effect Duration: 14
3479	balloon shield	0		Thorns: 1
3480	spot	0		
3481	pulsating uniclops egg	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2009-10"
3482	olive passed-out psychedelic bear	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2009-10"
3483	jittery psychedelic bubble wand	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3484	upside-down eye 'n' horn shampoo	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3485	boiled activated shaking fuchsia jittery glittery mascara	0		Effect: "Whitened Teeth", Effect Duration: 32
3486	dull fish scale	0		
3487	green rough fish scale	0		
3488	pristine fish scale	0		
3489	diet decent beefy fish meat	1	good	Effect: "Fishy", Effect Duration: 5
3490	spoiled huge maroon glistening fish meat	9	crappy	Effect: "Fishy", Effect Duration: 5
3491	half-sized decent slick fish meat	2	good	Effect: "Fishy", Effect Duration: 5
3492	spinning narrow aromatic razor-sharp fish scimitar	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Stench Resistance: +1
3493	Sherlock's electrified fish stick	0		Item Drop: +25, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
3494	narrow Rosewater's fish bazooka of the bloodbag	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Maximum HP: +100
3495	magnetized extra-oxidized yellow sea salt crystal	0		Effect: "Think Win-Lose", Effect Duration: 22
3496	vacuum-sealed activated wobbly bazookafish bubble gum	0		Effect: "In Vino Vires", Effect Duration: 27
3497	delicious shaking bottle of Pete's Sake	4	awesome	
3498	invisible bag	0		Familiar Effect: "8xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2011-12"
3499	blurry witch hat	0		Familiar Effect: "8xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2011-12"
3500	green beholed bedsheet	0		Familiar Effect: "8xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2011-12"
3501	flavorless jumbo teal canapés	5	decent	
3502	compressed bouncing narrow thermos of brew	1	good	Last Available: "2011-12"
3503	artisanal pulsating glass of brandy	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-12"
3504	French slippers	0		
3505	dog trainer's LWA ring	0		Experience (familiar): +1
3506	LARP membership card	0		Last Available: "2008-10"
3507	blurry huge Scratch 'n' Sniff Sticker Tome	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2008-11", Skill: "Summon Stickers"
3508	red family-friendly scratch 'n' sniff sword	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Breakable, Last Available: "2008-11"
3509	scratch 'n' sniff unicorn sticker	0		Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2008-11"
3510	scratch 'n' sniff apple sticker	0		Experience: +2, Last Available: "2008-11"
3511	scratch 'n' sniff UPC sticker	0		Meat Drop: +25, Last Available: "2008-11"
3512	yellow scratch 'n' sniff wrestler sticker	0		All Attributes Percent: +10, Last Available: "2008-11"
3513	blinking scratch 'n' sniff dragon sticker	0		Spooky Damage: +3, Stench Damage: +3, Hot Damage: +3, Cold Damage: +3, Sleaze Damage: +3, Last Available: "2008-11"
3514	scratch 'n' sniff rock band sticker	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Spell Damage: +20, Last Available: "2008-11"
3515	studded strapping ganger bandana	0		Muscle: +5, Damage Absorption: +80, Familiar Effect: "atk"
3516	wobbly eel skin	0		
3517	tumbling slick eelskin hat	0		Moxie: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk", Thorns: [env(underwater)]
3518	shaking slick eelskin pants	0		Moxie: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, MP regen", Thorns: [env(underwater)]
3519	maroon Van der Graaf eelskin shield	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Thorns: [env(underwater)]
3520	shark tooth	0		
3521	fireproof curative shark tooth necklace	0		Hot Resistance: +3, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip
3522	wool mansplainer's shark jumper	0		Monster Level: +15, Cold Resistance: +1
3523	ionized spinning shark cartilage	0		Effect: "Tightly-Wound Spine", Effect Duration: 52
3524	enhanced polymerized fuchsia eel battery	0		Effect: "Eldritch Concentration", Effect Duration: 58
3525	dry temporary teardrop tattoo	0		Effect: "Hoity Toity", Effect Duration: 34
3526	scratch 'n' sniff crossbow of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Breakable, Last Available: "2008-11"
3527	mutant rattlesnake egg	0		
3528	mutant fire ant egg	0		
3529	upside-down upside-down mutant cactus bud	0		
3530	spinning mutant gila monster egg	0		
3531	rattlesnake enrager	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3532	blurry ant antidepressant	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3533	cactus monocle	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3534	Jawmaster 2000™	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3535	plans for depleted Grimacite hammer	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite hammer"
3536	pulsating blue plans for depleted Grimacite gravy boat	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite gravy boat"
3537	red plans for depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt"
3538	plans for depleted Grimacite grappling hook	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite grappling hook"
3539	plans for depleted Grimacite ninja mask	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite ninja mask"
3540	plans for depleted Grimacite shinguards	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite shinguards"
3541	plans for depleted Grimacite astrolabe	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite astrolabe"
3542	wool depleted Grimacite hammer	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2011-12"
3543	depleted Grimacite gravy boat of the wise owl of the brute	0		Mysticality: +20, Muscle Percent: +30, Last Available: "2011-12"
3544	Rosewater's depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt of dire peril	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Weapon Damage: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-12"
3545	Van der Graaf vibrating depleted Grimacite grappling hook	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-12"
3546	Newton's depleted Grimacite ninja mask of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2011-12"
3547	fuchsia deadly depleted Grimacite shinguards of the sweet-tooth	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Candy Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xBarrr, cap 25", Last Available: "2011-12"
3548	blinking blurry perfumed depleted Grimacite astrolabe of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Stench Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-12"
3549	double-paned wool KoL Con Cinco Piñata Bat	0		Cold Resistance: 6, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2008-09"
3550	supercharged propeller beanie	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 7"
3551	healthy straw hat of the pedagogue of the boozehound	0		Experience: +3, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Booze Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy"
3552	cyan zippy reassuring octopus's spade of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Spooky Resistance: +1, Initiative: +20
3553	soggy seed packet	0		
3554	glob of slime	0		
3555	diet tasty sea carrot	1	awesome	
3556	delicious sea cucumber	3	awesome	
3557	gigantic stale enchanted sea avocado	9	decent	Effect: "Elemental Mastery", Effect Duration: 35
3558	decent bite-sized sea lychee	1	good	
3559	enchanted toothsome huge sea tangelo	6	awesome	Effect: "Altered Wavelengths", Effect Duration: 30
3560	low-calorie delicious sea honeydew	1	awesome	
3561	adjusted jittery blue tumbling pressurized potion of puissance	0		Effect: "Bear Clawed", Effect Duration: 31
3562	double-irradiated wet huge pressurized potion of perspicacity	0		Effect: "Hare-o-dynamic", Effect Duration: 39
3563	extra-dry boiled yellow jittery pressurized potion of pulchritude	0		Effect: "Creepypasted", Effect Duration: 63
3564	lousy berry-infused sake	3	decent	
3565	drinkable triple-distilled citrus-infused sake	10	good	
3566	artisanal narrow melon-infused sake	3	EPIC	
3567	slab of sponge	0		
3568	cyan tumbling avaricious hale Samson's sponge helmet	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Maximum HP: +20, Meat Drop: +30, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy"
3569	wobbly manspreader's baleful supercool spongy shield	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Spell Damage: +25, Monster Level: +10
3570	MacGyver's medical-grade baleful square sponge pants	0		Spell Damage: +25, Maximum MP: +100, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xPotato"
3571	flytrap pellet	0		
3572	baby cuddlefish	0		
3573	squat six-armed sweater	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3574	pulsating slimy chest	0		
3575	sand dollar	0		
3576	flytrap bezoar	0		
3577	upside-down shaking bezoar ring	0		
3578	pulsating candy cornucopia	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
3579	ballet slippers	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2008-12"
3580	mirror wriggling flytrap pellet	0		
3581	blinking sushi-rolling mat	0		
3582	miniature rotten rice	2	crappy	
3584	moldy cyan irradiated candy cane	3	crappy	Last Available: "2008-12"
3585	huge rotten gingerbread mutant bugbear	9	crappy	Last Available: "2008-12"
3586	bad oozenog	4	decent	Last Available: "2008-12"
3587	extra-cold-filtered sugar plum	0		Effect: "Gingerbread Robust", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2008-12"
3588	deionized altered jittery sugar banana	0		Effect: "Prideful Strut", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2008-12"
3589	triple-deionized sugar lime	0		Effect: "Fudgehound", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2008-12"
3590	double-flattened sugar cherry	0		Effect: "Physicali Tea", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2008-12"
3591	blue lard-coated chaotic Mer-kin hookspear	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Drops Meat
3592	Mer-kin takebag	0		Item Drop: +5
3593	Mer-kin thingpouch	0		
3594	Mer-kin killscroll	0		
3595	nitrogenated flattened Mer-kin fastjuice	0		Effect: "Demonic Taint", Effect Duration: 13
3596	spinning imitation crab crate	0		
3597	imitation crab meat	0		
3598	blurry imitation crab zoea	0		
3599	spinning avaricious inspector's reassuring moist sailor's cap	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Item Drop: +15, Meat Drop: +30, Familiar Effect: "stench atk"
3600	Socratic speargun of courage	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Spooky Resistance: +3
3601	supercool compass	0		Moxie Percent: +20
3602	broken diving helmet	0		
3603	gray porthole	0		
3604	twirling rivet	0		
3605	upside-down bubblin' stone	0		
3606	jittery smelly frosty crafty diving helmet	0		Maximum MP: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato"
3607	twirling gravedigger's banded brawny aerated diving helmet	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Damage Absorption: +100, Spooky Damage: +10, Adventure Underwater, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato"
3608	twirling live nautical mine	0		
3609	jittery das boot	0		Familiar Weight: -10, Underwater Familiar, Familiar Effect: "adventure underwater"
3610	imitation whetstone	0		
3611	double-pickled corrupted upside-down sea grease	0		Effect: "Alchemical, Brother", Effect Duration: 49
3612	sturdy Crimbo crate	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3613	battered Crimbo Crate	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3614	twitching claw	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3615	tumbling rigid carapace	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3616	pulsing flesh	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3617	dry ghostly unstable DNA	0		Effect: "Vanity Rage", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2008-12"
3618	The Spirit of Crimbo	0		Free Pull, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Recite 'The Spirit of Crimbo'", Last Available: "2008-12"
3619	wriggling tentacle	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3620	mass of wriggling tentacles	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3621	pair of twitching claws	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3622	ghostly gnashing teeth	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3623	chitinous pod	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3624	greasy parasitic claw	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2008-12"
3625	ghostly Newton's parasitic tentacles	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 5xBarrr, cap 7", Last Available: "2008-12"
3626	parasitic headgnawer of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 7", Last Available: "2008-12", Thorns: 1
3627	boxer's parasitic strangleworm	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Last Available: "2008-12"
3628	pair of ragged claws	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3629	shaking burrowgrub hive	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3630	wobbly huge Crimbo crate	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3631	nitrogenated wet fuchsia Gummi-DNA	0		Effect: "Shortened", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2020-09"
3632	radioactive chew toy	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2008-12"
3633	grievous thinker's elven socks	0		Mysticality: +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2008-12"
3634	shaking dangerous elven gloves of the boozehound	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2008-12"
3635	nasty slick festive holiday hat	0		Moxie: +10, Stench Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 7", Last Available: "2008-12"
3636	upside-down occult patent shoes of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: 125, Last Available: "2008-12"
3637	jittery dog trainer's gray bow tie of Flo-Jo	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2008-12"
3638	Sherlock's penguin thesaurus of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2008-12"
3639	half-sized flavorless blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	2	decent	Effect: "Amorphous Cheer", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-06"
3640	blinking squat gray seaweed	0		
3641	jamfish jam	0		
3642	twirling jittery dragonfish caviar	0		
3643	wobbly pufferfish spine	0		
3644	curative depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2007-06"
3645	delicious canteen of wine	4	awesome	Last Available: "2008-12"
3646	moldy elven <i>limbos</i> gingerbread	3	crappy	Last Available: "2008-12"
3647	twirling elven whittling knife	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3648	yellow magic dragonfish fry	0		
3649	twirling map to Madness Reef	0		
3650	rotten toast with jam	3	crappy	Last Available: "2008-12"
3651	antlers	0		Familiar Weight: +4, Last Available: "2008-12"
3652	watered-down acceptable elven moonshine	2	good	Last Available: "2008-12"
3653	adequate knuckle sandwich	4	good	Last Available: "2008-12", Wiki Name: "knuckle sandwich"
3654	fortified psycho sweater of terror	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2008-12"
3655	fuchsia squat jittery fin-bit wax	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3656	dog trainer's plastic Mob Penguin	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Last Available: "2008-12"
3657	plastic mutant elf of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2008-12"
3658	weightlifter's plastic fat stack of cash	0		Muscle: +15, Last Available: "2008-12"
3659	executive plastic strand of DNA	0		Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2008-12"
3660	razor-sharp plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Last Available: "2008-12"
3661	mirror container of Putty	0		Last Available: "2009-01"
3662	gray mansplainer's Putty mitre	0		Monster Level: +15, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1.5xLep, 1.5xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2009-01"
3663	bouncing cyan censurious Putty leotard of the sweet-tooth	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Candy Drop: +100, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2009-01"
3664	Socratic Putty ball	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2009-01"
3665	Putty sheet	0		Last Available: "2009-01"
3666	skewed purple smartaleck's Putty snake of wisdom of horror	0		Mysticality: +15, Moxie Percent: +30, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2009-01"
3667	Putty monster	0		Last Available: "2009-01"
3668	crafty sage glow-in-the-dark wristwatch	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Maximum MP: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-01", Nonstackable Watch
3669	blinking Van der Graaf glow-in-the-dark dart gun	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2009-01"
3670	ghostly glow-in-the-dark burrowgrub of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2009-01"
3671	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
3672	toothsome jittery can of franks 'n' beans	3	awesome	Last Available: "2010-12"
3673	tolerable tumbling bottle of peppermint schnapps	3	good	Last Available: "2010-12"
3674	throbbing rage gland	0		Skill: "Vent Rage Gland"
3675	Mer-kin pressureglobe	0		
3676	narrow Mer-kin foodbucket	0		
3677	jittery slick diving muff	0		Moxie: +10, Single Equip
3678	weak mediocre tumbling salinated mint julep	2	decent	
3679	ink bladder	0		
3680	esca	0		
3681	jittery bubbling tempura batter	0		
3682	bouncing blinking spinning globe of Deep Sauce	0		
3683	red pulsating mirror map to the Marinara Trench	0		
3684	toothsome miniature tempura carrot	2	awesome	
3685	adequate tempura cucumber	4	good	
3686	thick yummy tempura avocado	5	awesome	
3687	special adequate gigantic sea broccoli	6	good	Effect: "Cybernetic Muscles", Effect Duration: 10
3688	diet normal yellow upside-down sea cauliflower	1	good	
3689	spoiled tempura broccoli	4	crappy	
3690	snack-sized stale yellow tempura cauliflower	2	decent	
3691	stale sea blueberry	3	decent	
3692	flavorless sea persimmon	3	decent	
3693	quantum tumbling pressurized potion of perception	0		Effect: "Twinklebritches", Effect Duration: 63
3694	frozen quadruple-frozen pressurized potion of proficiency	0		Effect: "Video Game Hot Dog", Effect Duration: 30
3695	upside-down clever Mer-kin digpick	0		Maximum MP: +20
3696	anemone nematocyst	0		
3697	high-pressure seltzer bottle	0		
3698	velcro ore	0		
3699	teflon ore	0		
3700	vinyl ore	0		
3701	map to Anemone Mine	0		
3702	marine aquamarine	0		
3703	valve wheel	0		
3704	waterlogged bootstraps	0		
3705	groovy velcro broadsword of Leguizamo of the businessman	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Monster Level: +20, Meat Drop: +50
3706	lime green aromatic dog trainer's padded velcro paddle ball	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Experience (familiar): +1, Stench Resistance: +1
3707	blinking gravedigger's resourceful dance instructor's velcro shield	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Maximum MP: +50, Spooky Damage: +10
3708	narrow jittery asbestos-lined velcro boots of Leguizamo of the sweet-tooth	0		Monster Level: +20, Hot Resistance: +5, Candy Drop: +100, Single Equip
3709	wobbly mirror Van der Graaf non-stick pugil stick of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
3710	double-paned stanky teflon spatula of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +5
3711	family-friendly flame-retardant teflon shield of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Hot Resistance: +1, Sleaze Resistance: +1
3712	wobbly scandalous forbidden teflon swim fins of the glutton	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Sleaze Damage: +5, Food Drop: +100, Single Equip
3713	flame-wreathed Oprah's 7-inch discus	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Hot Spell Damage: +10
3714	twirling jittery friendly medical-grade personal trainer's PVC staff	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Familiar Weight: +3, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
3715	shaking ribald sizzling educational vinyl shield	0		Experience: +1, Hot Damage: +10, Sleaze Damage: +10
3716	skewed auspicious vinyl boots of extreme caution of bravery	0		Monster Level: -25, Spooky Resistance: +5, Item Drop: +10, Single Equip
3717	spinning decaying oar	0		
3718	squat fishhook	0		
3719	blinking lantern	0		
3720	decaying pole	0		
3721	decaying paddle	0		
3722	tarnished ring	0		
3723	pulsating tarnished rod	0		
3724	tumbling brittle plastic handle	0		
3725	foggy glass globe	0		
3726	jittery tumbling possessed tomato	0		
3727	shaking huge blue Nardz energy beverage	0		
3728	pile of coins	0		
3729	hand grenegg	0		
3730	twirling caret	0		
3731	beefcake's glass gnoll eye	0		Muscle: +25
3732	electrified cyan cigar butt	0		Effect: "Knob Goblin Lust Frenzy", Effect Duration: 36
3733	shaking dog trainer's rock-hard manly bloomers	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Experience (familiar): +1, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, 1xGhuol, cap 13"
3734	upside-down Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	0		
3735	fat wallet	0		
3736	squat perfumed handwarmer of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Stench Resistance: +5, Single Equip
3737	auspicious sinister lighter	0		Spell Damage: +10, Item Drop: +10
3738	normal wobbly packet of beer nuts	3	good	
3739	tumbling Boozehounds Anonymous token	0		
3740	skewed handful of bees	0		
3741	tumbling lime green blinking spectral jelly	0		
3742	alkaline jellyfish gel	0		Effect: "Nuts about Candy", Effect Duration: 53
3743	unstable quark	0		
3744	software glitch	0		
3745	olive fumble formula	0		Recipe: "concoction of clumsiness"
3746	vampire pearl	0		
3747	mother's secret recipe	0		Recipe: "white chocolate chip brownies"
3749	anodized concoction of clumsiness	0		Effect: "Booze Goozles", Effect Duration: 31
3750	vampire pearl earring of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100, Single Equip
3751	flavorless chocolate chip brownies	3	decent	
3753	squat Libram of Love Songs	0		Last Available: "2009-02", Skill: "Summon Love Song"
3754	magnetized huge love song of vague ambiguity	0		Effect: "Meat the Flintstones", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2009-02"
3755	triple-improved love song of smoldering passion	0		Effect: "There Wolf", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2009-02"
3756	cold-filtered olive love song of icy revenge	0		Effect: "You're Not Cooking", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2009-02"
3757	triple-chilled improved modified love song of sugary cuteness	0		Effect: "Warm Belly", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2009-02"
3758	polymerized electrified love song of disturbing obsession	0		Effect: "Salamanderenity", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2009-02"
3759	enhanced vacuum-sealed ghostly love song of naughty innuendo	0		Effect: "Chilblains of the Corn", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2009-02"
3760	deionized breath mint	0		Effect: "Corona de la Salsa", Effect Duration: 33
3761	vampire pearl ring of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100, Single Equip
3762	hardened vampire pearl necklace	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Single Equip
3763	bad slug of vodka	4	decent	
3764	mediocre slug of rum	4	decent	
3765	acceptable slug of shochu	3	good	
3766	drinkable screwdiver	3	good	
3767	artisanal dew yoana lei	4	EPIC	
3768	lousy spinning lychee chuhai	3	decent	
3769	tolerable practically non-alcoholic yellow salacious screwdiver	1	good	
3770	perfectly mixed dew yoana salacious lei	3	EPIC	
3771	hand-crafted salacious lychee chuhai	4	EPIC	
3772	bad weak Alewife&trade; Ale	2	decent	
3773	seaode	0		
3774	cyan map to the Dive Bar	0		
3775	blurry spinning Mer-kin pinkslip	0		
3776	purple wool pink pinkslip slip of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Cold Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr"
3777	teal up-at-dawn rosy-cheeked sea salt scrubs	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Adventures: +5
3778	purple Jeselnik's veiny experienced amber aviator shades	0		Experience: +2, Maximum HP: +10, Sleaze Damage: +25, Single Equip
3779	nitrogenated hair of the fish	0		Effect: "Corruption of Wretched Wally", Effect Duration: 25
3780	Lo Pan's nurse's hat of the ox of bravery	0		Muscle: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Spooky Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk"
3781	blank prescription sheet	0		
3782	mixed bottle of melodramamine	1		
3783	altered bottle of extra-strength melodramamine	1		Effect: "Texas Elegance", Effect Duration: 20
3784	bouncing paranormal ricotta	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3785	smoking talon	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3786	vampire glitter	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3787	wine-soaked bone chips	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3788	crumbling rat skull	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3789	twitching trigger finger	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3799	Apathargic Bandersnatch	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
3800	aquaviolet jub-jub bird	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Familiar Effect: "mys stats"
3801	tumbling crimsilion jub-jub bird	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Equips On: "Frumious Bandersnatch", Familiar Effect: "mus stats"
3802	teal charpuce jub-jub bird	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Equips On: "Frumious Bandersnatch", Familiar Effect: "mox stats"
3803	miser's Tesla Sinatra's Mer-kin roundshield	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Meat Drop: +10, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
3804	Oprah's beefy Mer-kin breastplate	0		Muscle: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +50
3805	wicked strapping Mer-kin sneakmask	0		Muscle: +5, Spell Damage: +5, Combat Rate (Underwater): -5, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy"
3806	spinning Mer-kin prayerbeads	0		
3807	warmed Mer-kin hidepaint	0		Effect: "Adventurer's Best Friendship", Effect Duration: 37
3808	Mer-kin trailmap	0		
3809	Mer-kin healscroll	0		
3810	Mer-kin lockkey	0		
3811	tumbling red ghostly Mer-kin stashbox	0		
3812	moldy huge squat chocolate-frosted king cake	6	crappy	Last Available: "2009-06"
3813	blinking shellacked plastic baby	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-06"
3815	red midget clownfish	0		
3816	half-height unicycle	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3817	adequate tiny sea radish	1	good	
3818	rosewater-soaked nippy banded halibut	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Cold Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +3
3819	upside-down blurry eel sauce	0		
3820	weightlifter's water-polo mitt	0		Muscle: +15, Single Equip
3821	ionized tumbling syringe	0		Effect: "The Sweats", Effect Duration: 62
3822	wand	0		Familiar Effect: "fishy spells", Sporadic Damage Aura: [0.2475*env(underwater)]
3823	double-chilled ghostly wad of cotton	0		Effect: "Slimed Stomach", Effect Duration: 55
3824	Grandma's Note	0		
3825	Grandma's Fuchsia Yarn	0		
3826	skewed twirling Grandma's Chartreuse Yarn	0		
3827	blinking plastic oyster egg	0		
3828	jittery Grandma's Map	0		
3829	rotten gigantic tempura radish	9	crappy	
3830	spinning rosewater-soaked water-polo cap	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr"
3831	perfectly mixed Typical Tavern swill	3	EPIC	
3832	artisanal tropical swill	3	EPIC	
3833	tolerable fruity girl swill	3	good	
3834	acceptable blended swill	4	good	
3835	costume wardrobe	0		Softcore Only
3836	lard-coated razor-sharp stylish Elvish sunglasses of the early riser	0		Moxie: +25, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Adventures: +7, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play an Accordion Solo", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play a Guitar Solo", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play a Drum Solo", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play a Flute Solo", Last Available: "2009-04"
3837	wicked anniversary safety glass vest	0		Spell Damage: +5
3838	inspector's anniversary burlap belt	0		Item Drop: +15
3839	executive anniversary balsa wood socks	0		Meat Drop: +40
3840	anniversary latex mask	0		Familiar Weight: +1
3841	aromatic anniversary pewter cape	0		Stench Resistance: +1
3842	forbidden out-of-tune biwa	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50
3843	dented harmonica of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50
3844	huge vibrating magic whistle of the blizzard	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +25
3845	Jim Carey's plastic blowgun	0		Monster Level: +25
3846	narrow Lo Pan's chaotic rosy-cheeked jungle drum	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Spell Critical Percent: 40
3847	hippy bongo of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25
3848	Annie Oakley's knob bugle	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20
3849	nippy rosy-cheeked 4-dimensional guitar	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Cold Damage: +10
3850	brainy boxing glove	0		Mysticality: +5
3851	shaking Jeselnik's sizzling wicked boxing glove on a spring	0		Spell Damage: +5, Hot Damage: +10, Sleaze Damage: +25
3852	knitted wicked half-sized guitar	0		Spell Damage: +5, Cold Resistance: +3
3853	green steel-toed Rosewater's bass drum	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Damage Reduction: 9
3854	Usain Bolt's pixel boomerang	0		Initiative: +80
3855	stanky world's smallest violin of the empath of temperance	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +5
3856	chilly beefy ocarina of space	0		Muscle: +10, Cold Damage: +5, Item Drop: +5
3857	bouncing upside-down curative a butt tuba	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
3858	blue avaricious bone flute	0		Meat Drop: +30
3859	dance instructor's infernal fife	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10
3860	huge Sherlock's charming flute	0		Item Drop: +25
3861	leaf of grass	0		
3862	shaking nippy careful grass whistle	0		Monster Level: -10, Cold Damage: +10
3863	friendly electrified plastic guitar	0		Familiar Weight: +3, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
3864	twirling mansplainer's finger cymbals	0		Monster Level: +15
3865	kettle drum of the wise owl of the dark arts	0		Mysticality: +20, Spell Damage Percent: +100
3866	asbestos-lined sage double-barreled sling	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Hot Resistance: +5
3867	MacGyver's extremely unsafe magilaser blastercannon	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Maximum MP: +100
3868	resourceful thinker's hanky&#363;	0		Mysticality: +10, Maximum MP: +50, Wiki Name: "frigid hankyu"
3869	knitted beefy ultimate ultimate frisbee	0		Muscle: +10, Cold Resistance: +3
3870	huge stolen office supplies	0		
3871	scandalous office-supply crossbow of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +5
3872	avaricious pocket theremin	0		Meat Drop: +30
3873	resourceful rave whistle of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Maximum MP: +50, Raveosity: +1
3874	tumbling hellseal hide	0		
3875	shredded hellseal hide	0		
3876	hellseal brain	0		
3877	burst hellseal brain	0		
3878	blinking hellseal sinew	0		
3879	torn hellseal sinew	0		
3880	twirling blue hellseal disguise	0		
3881	miser's smartaleck's fouet de tortue-dressage	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Meat Drop: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Apprivoisez la tortue"
3882	encoded cult documents	0		
3883	cult memo	0		
3884	decoded cult documents	0		Skill: "Bind Spaghetti Elemental"
3885	denatured vial of slime	0		Effect: "Fudgehound", Effect Duration: 13
3886	polarized vial of slime	0		Effect: "Robocamo", Effect Duration: 47
3887	colloidal corrupted vial of slime	0		Effect: "Bloody Bloody Bloody!", Effect Duration: 62
3888	diffused double-diffused vial of slime	0		Effect: "Jacked In", Effect Duration: 58
3889	ionized modified nitrogenated huge upside-down huge vial of slime	0		Effect: "BOOsted", Effect Duration: 37
3890	non-dry improved narrow mirror squat vial of violet slime	0		Effect: "Buff as a Baobab", Effect Duration: 30
3891	double-modified vial of vermilion slime	0		Effect: "protect.enq", Effect Duration: 35
3892	aerosolized cold-filtered vial of amber slime	0		Effect: "Hot Jellied", Effect Duration: 35
3893	super-aerosolized teal vial of chartreuse slime	0		Effect: "Smugness", Effect Duration: 23
3894	cold-filtered colloidal mirror skewed vial of teal slime	0		Effect: "Sugar Smacks", Effect Duration: 33
3895	Vulcanized teal vial of indigo slime	0		Effect: "Sleazy Weapon", Effect Duration: 57
3896	cold-filtered twirling maroon vial of slime	0		Effect: "Super-Mega-Ultra-Charged", Effect Duration: 46
3897	deionized wobbly vial of brown slime	0		Effect: "It Didn't Kill You", Effect Duration: 38
3898	bottle of G&uuml;-Gone	0		
3901	seal-blubber candle	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3902	wobbly figurine of a wretched-looking seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3903	figurine of a baby seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3904	figurine of an armored seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3905	figurine of an seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3906	upside-down figurine of a sleek seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3907	figurine of a shadowy seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3908	figurine of a stinking seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3909	figurine of a charred seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3910	figurine of a seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3911	spinning figurine of a slippery seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3912	blurry imbued seal-blubber candle	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3913	weak artisanal wobbly blended swill with a fly in it	2	EPIC	
3914	turtle wax	0		
3915	shaking turtle wax shield of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25
3916	wobbly flame-wreathed turtle wax helmet	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato, 0.5xFairy, cap 10"
3917	shaking turtle wax greaves of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xBarrr, cap 10"
3918	spinning Jack Frost's meat shield	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50
3919	blinking blue turtlemail bits	0		
3920	twirling rosy-cheeked quilted turtlemail coif	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 20"
3921	inspector's Fonzie's turtlemail breeches	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Item Drop: +15, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, 1.5xFairy, cap 20"
3922	stylish wizardly turtlemail hauberk	0		Mysticality: +25, Moxie: +25
3923	hedgeturtle	0		
3924	smartaleck's Rosewater's spiky turtle helmet	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Moxie Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 32"
3925	twirling spiky turtle shoulderpads of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Single Equip, Thorns: 2
3926	skewed Annie Oakley's spiky turtle shield of the glutton	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Food Drop: +100
3927	turtling rod	0		Class: "Turtle Tamer"
3928	syncopated turtle	0		
3929	squat grinning turtle	0		
3930	extra-improved triple-altered tainted seal's blood	0		Effect: "The Grass...  Is Blue...", Effect Duration: 46
3931	coward's curative severed flipper	0		Monster Level: -20, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3932	ingot of seal-iron	0		
3933	huge smelly Jack Frost's bad-ass club	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3934	sealbone	0		
3935	triple-polarized aerosolized hyperinflated seal lung	0		Effect: "You Ate Some Hemp Candy", Effect Duration: 46
3936	diffused teal scrap of shadow	0		Effect: "Gutterminded", Effect Duration: 18
3937	concentrated fustulent seal grulch	0		Effect: "Waxing", Effect Duration: 56
3938	yellow educational club of corruption	0		Experience: +1, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3939	Samson's corrupt club of corruption	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3940	personal trainer's corrupt club of corrupt corruption	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3941	purple energetic fortified evil-ass club of the sewer	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Stench Damage: +25, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3942	narrow occult baleful Herculean nasty-ass club	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Spell Damage: +25, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3943	lightning-fast infernal toilet brush of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Initiative: +40, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3944	olive auspicious shadowy seal eye of the early riser	0		Item Drop: +10, Adventures: +7, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3945	prompt oyster egg balloon	0		Adventures: +3
3946	spinning Clan VIP Lounge invitation	0		Free Pull
3947	narrow Clan VIP Lounge key	0		Free Pull
3948	Meat	0		
3949	treasure chest	0		
3950	key	0		
3951	Baron von Ratsworth	0		
3952	green monocle	0		
3953	mink	0		
3954	teddy butler	0		
3955	martini	0		
3956	crazy bastard sword	0		
3957	mirror tin of caviar	0		
3958	Socratic bejeweled cufflinks	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Single Equip
3959	blinking yellow thinker's garish pinky ring	0		Mysticality: +10
3960	designer sunglasses of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Single Equip
3961	greedy sinister opera glasses	0		Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +20
3962	maroon designer handbag	0		
3963	Clan pool table	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2009-05"
3964	teal shaking cell phone	0		Familiar Weight: +10
3965	polymerized cube of billiard chalk	0		Effect: "Compensatory Cruelness", Effect Duration: 38
3966	nasty hot-ass club of the storm of doom	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Stench Damage: +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3967	auspicious flame-retardant frigid-ass club of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Hot Resistance: +1, Item Drop: +10, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3968	razor-sharp creepy-ass club of the ox of the sweet-tooth	0		Muscle: +20, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Candy Drop: +100, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3969	activated tumbling sizzling seal fat	0		Effect: "Carrion' On", Effect Duration: 66
3970	narrow smelly Abyssal ember of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3971	double-vacuum-sealed enhanced frost-rimed seal hide	0		Effect: "All Fired Up", Effect Duration: 54
3972	skewed auspicious seal spine of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Item Drop: +10, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3973	altered modified yellow mirror seal lube	0		Effect: "Good with the Ladies", Effect Duration: 53
3974	narrow greasy mannequin leg of the businessman	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +50, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3975	Fonzie's supercool padded tortoise	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Experience (Moxie): +1
3976	bouncing mansplainer's fortified tortoboggan	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Monster Level: +15, Single Equip
3977	painted turtle	0		
3978	wobbly veiny painted shield of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Maximum HP: +10
3979	sleeping wereturtle	0		
3980	shell	0		
3981	torquoise	0		
3982	purple careful razor-sharp torquoise ring	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Monster Level: -10, Single Equip
3983	olive dueling turtle	0		
3984	Newton's strapping dueling banjo	0		Muscle: +5, Experience (Mysticality): +3
3985	soup turtle	0		
3986	blurry samurai turtle	0		
3987	mansplainer's Annie Oakley's samurai turtle helmet	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Monster Level: +15, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato, cap 6"
3988	turtle shell	0		
3989	turtle shell powder	0		
3990	squat turtle shell helmet of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cap 8"
3991	upside-down slime-soaked hypophysis	0		Skill: "Slimy Sinews"
3992	slime-soaked brain	0		Skill: "Slimy Synapses"
3993	slime-soaked sweat gland	0		Skill: "Slimy Shoulders"
3994	security blankie	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3995	bundle of chamoix	0		
3996	boxcar turtle	0		
3997	dolphin whistle	0		
3998	metrognome	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3999	teal infant sandworm	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4000	jittery string of dingle balls	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
4001	twisted skewed agua de vida	1	decent	Effect: "Polar Express", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2009-06"
4002	chilly tortoboggan shield of bravery	0		Cold Damage: +5, Spooky Resistance: +5
4003	olive bottle of moontan lotion	0		
4004	teal soup-chucks of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20
4005	electrified diffused galvanized shaking ballast turtle	0		Effect: "Fury of the Bells", Effect Duration: 25
4006	lime green memory of some amino acids	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4007	memory of a C	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4008	memory of an A	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4009	memory of a G	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4010	memory of a T	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4011	huge memory of a CA base pair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4012	narrow memory of a CG base pair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4013	cyan memory of a CT base pair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4014	memory of an AG base pair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4015	memory of an AT base pair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4016	mirror memory of a GT base pair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4017	squirming Slime larva	0		
4018	lime green greaves of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, cap 37"
4019	undissolvable contact lenses	0		
4020	twirling green chaotic Rosewater's piece of rebar	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Spell Critical Percent: +10
4021	lime green perfumed electrified occult shovel	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Stench Resistance: +5, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
4022	mirror veiny savvy beefcake's necklace	0		Muscle: +25, Mysticality Percent: +20, Maximum HP: +10
4023	wobbly Tesla sinister deadly speargun	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Spell Damage: +10, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
4024	reassuring compass of the glutton	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Food Drop: +100
4025	bouncing inspector's brawny helmet of extreme caution	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Monster Level: -25, Item Drop: +15, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy"
4026	lantern of the cougar of vim and vigor of the empath	0		Moxie: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Familiar Weight: +5
4027	upside-down blurry Lo Pan's grievous beefcake's greaves	0		Muscle: +25, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 0.5xBarrr"
4028	manspreader's Samson's experienced club	0		Experience: +2, Experience (Muscle): +5, Monster Level: +10
4029	memory of a grappling hook	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4030	memory of a small stone block	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4031	memory of a stone block	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4032	memory of half a stone circle	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4033	memory of a stone half-circle	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4034	wobbly wobbly memory of an iron key	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4035	memory of a crystal	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4036	caustic slime nodule	0		
4037	tiny flavorless squat slimy sweetbreads	1	decent	
4038	hand-crafted strong blurry slimy fermented bile bladder	5	EPIC	
4039	powdered slimy alveolus	1		Effect: "Slime Time", Effect Duration: 25
4040	fuchsia memory of a cultist's robe	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-06"
4041	skewed blue Jack Frost's dangerous pig-iron helm	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 22", Last Available: "2009-06"
4042	purple prompt rosewater-soaked pig-iron shinguards	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Adventures: +3, Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, 1.5xFairy, cap 22", Last Available: "2009-06"
4043	twirling rosy-cheeked pig-iron bracers of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-06"
4044	wumpus hair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4045	wumpus-hair bolo	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4046	squat lime green wumpus-hair net	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4047	pulsating wumpus-hair whip of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Last Available: "2009-06"
4048	chaotic wholesome wumpus-hair wig of courage	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Spooky Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol, cap 25", Last Available: "2009-06"
4049	blue squat double-paned MacGyver's slick wumpus-hair loincloth	0		Moxie: +10, Maximum MP: +100, Cold Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 5", Last Available: "2009-06"
4050	extremely unsafe wumpus-hair sweater of the glutton	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2009-06"
4051	brainy ring of teleportation	0		Mysticality: +5, Single Equip
4052	wobbly glass of baboon milk	1	decent	Last Available: "2009-06"
4053	banana milkshake	1	crappy	Last Available: "2009-06"
4054	perfectly mixed weak White Hyborian	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2009-06"
4055	arcane researcher's goblin hunting spear	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Last Available: "2009-06"
4056	Van der Graaf medical-grade goblin autoblowgun	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2009-06"
4057	frosty tribal beads	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2009-06"
4058	strapping stone fist of the ox	0		Muscle: 25, Last Available: "2009-06"
4059	shellacked stone head	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Last Available: "2009-06"
4060	cyan mirror Indigo Party Invitation	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4061	yellow blurry Violet Hunt Invitation	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4062	Blue Milk Club Card	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4063	jittery upside-down Mecha Mayhem Club Card	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4064	'Smuggler Shot First' Button	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4065	Spacefleet Communicator Badge	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4066	twirling Ruby Rod	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4067	bouncing essence of heat	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4068	cyan essence of kink	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4069	essence of	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4070	shaking essence of stench	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4071	essence of fright	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4072	essence of	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4073	pulsating narrow Supreme Being Glossary	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4074	multi-pass	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4075	lard-coated supercharged villainous scythe	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Slime Hates It: +2
4076	hardened baneful bandolier of the sweet-tooth	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Candy Drop: +100, Slime Hates It: +1
4077	fuchsia scorching brainy diabolical crossbow	0		Mysticality: +5, Hot Damage: +25, Slime Hates It: +1
4078	coward's experienced malevolent medallion	0		Experience: +2, Monster Level: -20, Slime Hates It: +1, Single Equip
4079	jittery razor-sharp corrosive cowl of the storm	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Slime Hates It: +1, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato, 0.5xFairy"
4080	asbestos-lined grisly shield of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Hot Resistance: +5, Slime Hates It: +1
4081	frosty grievous corroded breeches	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Slime Hates It: +1, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xPotato"
4082	wobbly double-paned pernicious cudgel of the businessman	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +50, Slime Hates It: +1
4083	moldy small cupcake-in-a-cup	2	crappy	Last Available: "2009-06"
4084	pool of liquid	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4085	stale thick protein paste	5	decent	Last Available: "2009-06"
4086	lard-coated Herculean cyber-mattock	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2009-06"
4087	facehugging alien	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4088	X-37 gun	0		Breakable, Last Available: "2009-06"
4089	colloidal squat neurostim pill	0		Effect: "Powdered", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2009-06"
4090	alkaline dry shaking physiostim pill	0		Effect: "BOOsted", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2009-06"
4091	mirror slimy cyst	0		
4092	small slimy cyst	0		
4093	medium slimy cyst	0		
4094	slimy cyst	0		
4095	stylish peawee marble	0		Moxie: +25
4096	narrow deadly brown crock marble	0		Weapon Damage: +5
4097	ghostly stiffened China marble	0		Damage Reduction: 1
4098	prompt lemonade marble	0		Adventures: +3
4099	upside-down bumblebee marble of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20
4100	healthy jet bennie marble	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20
4101	Lo Pan's beige clambroth marble of the empath	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Familiar Weight: +5
4102	steely marble of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25
4103	scandalous thinker's beach ball marble of the businessman	0		Mysticality: +10, Sleaze Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +50
4104	skewed Tesla catseye marble	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
4105	twirling clever bumboozer marble	0		Maximum MP: +20
4106	medical-grade chamoisole	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
4107	non-pressed denatured bitter pill	0		Effect: "Sweet and Yellow", Effect Duration: 33
4108	grievous monstrous monocle of the blizzard	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2009-06", Synergetic
4109	pulsating rosewater-soaked forbidden musty moccasins	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2009-06", Synergetic
4110	blinking medical-grade sinister molten medallion	0		Spell Damage: +10, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2009-06", Synergetic
4111	blurry blurry padded experienced brazen bracelet	0		Experience: +2, Damage Absorption: +20, Last Available: "2009-06", Synergetic
4112	huge steel-toed experienced bitter bowtie	0		Experience: +2, Damage Reduction: 9, Last Available: "2009-06", Synergetic
4113	narrow spinning lightning-fast bewitching boots	0		Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2009-06", Synergetic
4114	pulsating secret from the future	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4115	moist sack	0		
4116	blue extremely unsafe rickety unicycle of the cougar of the brute	0		Moxie: +20, Muscle Percent: +30, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Single Equip
4117	pulsating MacGyver's razor-sharp crusty hula hoop of the scaredy-cat	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Maximum MP: +100, Monster Level: -15, Single Equip
4118	Sherlock's Samson's boxer's Coily&trade;	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Experience (Muscle): +5, Item Drop: +25
4119	zippy Lo Pan's school flying disc of courage	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Spooky Resistance: +3, Initiative: +20
4120	lime green nasty lawn dart of Tarzan of extreme caution	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Monster Level: -25, Stench Damage: +5
4121	purple miser's sharpshooter's wizardly wagon	0		Mysticality: +25, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Meat Drop: +10
4122	squat wad of slimy rags	0		
4123	gray ribald dangerous Samson's crown-shaped beanie	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Weapon Damage: +10, Sleaze Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xGhuol"
4124	olive toasty Temple Grandin's healthy hopping socks	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Familiar Weight: +7, Hot Damage: +5, Single Equip
4125	scorching Oprah's rock-hard poodle skirt	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Hot Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy"
4126	frightening strapping letterman's jacket of the boozehound	0		Muscle: +5, Spooky Damage: +5, Booze Drop: +100
4127	spinning chaotic MacGyver's hardened slime hat of the empath	0		Maximum MP: +100, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Familiar Weight: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy"
4128	lard-coated Tesla hardened slime pants of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato"
4129	olive mansplainer's manspreader's veiny hardened slime belt	0		Maximum HP: +10, Monster Level: 25, Single Equip
4130	empty agua de vida bottle	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4131	denatured boot plant	1	good	Last Available: "2009-06"
4132	drinkable boozy sham champagne	5	good	Last Available: "2009-06"
4133	diffused tempura air	0		Effect: "Preemptive Medicine", Effect Duration: 41
4134	improved green huge pressurized potion of pneumaticity	0		Effect: "Can't Be a Chooser", Effect Duration: 18
4135	moveable feast	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2009-11", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.35
4136	blurry greasy smelly electrified Samson's Bag o' Tricks	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Open the Bag o' Tricks", Last Available: "2009-07"
4137	pulsating slime stack	0		
4138	a rumpled paper strip	0		
4139	mirror a creased paper strip	0		
4140	blurry a folded paper strip	0		
4141	a crinkled paper strip	0		
4142	a crumpled paper strip	0		
4143	lime green a ragged paper strip	0		
4144	a ripped paper strip	0		
4145	ruddy funny paper hat	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 2"
4146	diffused blinking teal sand	0		Effect: "Stevedave's Shanty of Superiority", Effect Duration: 56
4147	boxer's charged magnet of Gandalf	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Last Available: "2009-09"
4148	stone sphere	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2009-09"
4149	quadroculars	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2009-09"
4150	lint	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4151	moist pressed dubious peppermint	0		Effect: "Healthy Bronze Glow", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2020-09"
4152	unsweetened warmed tarnished tumbling Elvish delight	0		Effect: "Jungle Juiced", Effect Duration: 34
4153	rockfish stomach	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4154	shaking live lobster	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4155	wok lobster	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4156	pebbles	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4157	teal gravel	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4158	rock	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4159	blinking rock lobster	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4160	weak special perfectly mixed pebblebr&auml;u	2	EPIC	Effect: "Deadly Flashing Blade", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2009-09"
4161	stale rocky road ice cream	4	decent	Last Available: "2009-09"
4162	extra-strength rubber bands	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4163	nitrogenated quadruple-modified children of the candy corn	0		Effect: "Ready to Snap", Effect Duration: 50
4164	oxidized adjusted Good 'n' Slimy	0		Effect: "Brawnee's Anthem of Absorption", Effect Duration: 37
4165	skewed blue flame-wreathed Staff of the Soupbone of the brute of vim and vigor	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Hot Spell Damage: +10
4166	spinning boxer's Voluminous Radio Pants	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "2xGhoul, cap 37"
4167	smooth Voluminous Radio Hat	0		Moxie: +15, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhoul, cap 37"
4168	Voluminous Radio Sneakers of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50, Single Equip
4169	4-d camera	0		
4170	olive upside-down shaking 4-d camera	0		
4171	twirling blurry crystallized memory	0		
4172	blinking Newton's rock helmet	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Familiar Effect: "1xGhuol, cap 25"
4173	spinning ruddy rock pants	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Familiar Effect: "1.5xBarrr, 1xGhuol, cap 25"
4174	MacGyver's rock necklace	0		Maximum MP: +100, Single Equip
4175	spaghetti cult robe	0		
4176	sugar sheet	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4177	Tome of Sugar Shummoning	0		Free Pull, Skill: "Summon Sugar Sheets"
4178	pulsating teal shellacked sugar shotgun	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Breakable, Last Available: "2009-09"
4179	lime green sugar shillelagh of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Breakable, Last Available: "2009-09"
4180	ribald sugar shank	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Breakable, Last Available: "2009-09"
4181	auspicious sugar chapeau of the bloodbag of Gandalf	0		Maximum HP: +100, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Item Drop: +10, Breakable, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xVolley, 2xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2009-09"
4182	ribald sugar shorts	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Breakable, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 1xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2009-09"
4183	sugar shield	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Breakable, Last Available: "2009-09"
4184	slime convention swag bag	0		
4185	slime convention flyers	0		
4186	slime convention coupons	0		
4187	slime convention pin of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50
4188	slime convention t-shirt	0		
4189	mirror inverse geode	0		
4190	control crystal	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4191	skewed sugar shirt of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Breakable, Last Available: "2009-09"
4192	sugar shard	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4193	Van der Graaf rave visor	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1.5xPotato, cap 37", Raveosity: +2
4194	shaking Sinatra's baggy rave pants	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 37", Raveosity: +2
4195	huge arcane researcher's pacifier necklace	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Single Equip, Raveosity: +2
4196	sea cowbell	0		
4197	sea	0		
4198	bouncing pulsating sea lasso	0		
4199	tumbling censurious knitted hardened sea cowboy hat	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Cold Resistance: +3, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xLep"
4200	upside-down skewed pulsating grouper fangirl	0		
4201	blurry gill rings	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4202	bouncing urchin roe	0		
4203	pet anemone	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4204	Mer-kin cheatsheet	0		
4205	blurry Mer-kin wordquiz	0		
4206	cyan asbestos-lined personal trainer's brand new key	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Hot Resistance: +5
4207	dorsal fin of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25
4208	skate skates	0		
4209	mirror spinning skate skin	0		
4210	roller skate decoy	0		
4211	mermaid's purse	0		
4212	underwater slingshot	0		
4213	Samson's skate blade of vim and vigor	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Maximum HP Percent: +50
4214	spangly unitard	0		
4215	up-at-dawn ribald collapsible baton	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Adventures: +5
4216	groupie lipstick	0		
4217	groupie bra	0		
4218	electrified unsweetened squat groupie spangles	0		Effect: "Chalky Hand", Effect Duration: 33
4219	studded skate board of Leguizamo	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Monster Level: +20
4220	S.A.V.E. flyer	0		
4221	toasty yield shield	0		Hot Damage: +5, Last Available: "2009-09"
4222	upside-down purple map to the Skate Park	0		
4223	squamous polyp	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4224	unspeakable lozenges	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2009-10"
4225	roller skate doll	0		
4226	crafty Star of Bravery	0		Maximum MP: +10, Single Equip
4227	hungover chauvinist pig	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2010-10"
4228	green perfectly ordinary frog	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2010-10"
4229	amphibious tophat	0		Equips On: "Dancing Frog", Familiar Effect: "adventure underwater"
4230	twirling bottle of Cochon Noir	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4231	ice skate decoy	0		
4232	skewed ice skate doll	0		
4233	hacienda key	0		
4234	arcane researcher's pat&eacute; knife	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10
4235	upside-down salt-shaker	0		
4236	can of sterno	0		
4237	olive brawny cheese-slicer	0		Muscle Percent: +20
4238	decent olive beef jerky	3	good	
4239	Tesla pipe wrench	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
4240	anodized jittery gun cleaning kit	0		Effect: "Swimming with Sharks", Effect Duration: 22
4241	Lo Pan's sleep mask	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Blind, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 37"
4242	thinker's sock garters	0		Mysticality: +10, Single Equip
4243	warmed dry cyan mariachi toothpaste	0		Effect: "Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration", Effect Duration: 59
4244	twirling sinister leather-bound tome	0		Spell Damage: +10
4245	purple skewed bookmark	0		
4246	ivory cue ball of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25
4247	weak tolerable mirror decanter of fine Scotch	2	good	
4248	modified maroon expensive cigar	1		
4249	tophat	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4250	cyan fisherman's sack	0		
4251	blinking red fish-oil smoke bomb	0		
4252	concentrated squat vial of squid ink	0		Effect: "Flagrantly Fragrant", Effect Duration: 18
4253	chilled potion of speed	0		Effect: "Joyful Resolve", Effect Duration: 39
4254	bark	0		Last Available: "2009-10"
4255	Wolfman Nardz	0		Last Available: "2009-10"
4256	modified galvanized sap	0		Effect: "Berry Critical", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2009-10"
4257	petrified wood	0		Last Available: "2009-10"
4258	normal chocolate-covered scarab beetle	3	good	Last Available: "2009-10"
4259	watered-down mediocre mulled cider	2	decent	Last Available: "2009-10"
4260	wolfman mask	0		Familiar Effect: "8xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2009-10"
4261	pumpkinhead mask	0		Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2009-10"
4262	mummy costume	0		Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2009-10"
4263	Ax of L'rose	0		Last Available: "2009-10"
4264	occult bark boxers	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xVolley, cap 10", Last Available: "2009-10"
4265	narrow huge cool bark beret	0		Moxie: +5, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, 2.5xLep, cap 10", Last Available: "2009-10"
4266	gray groovy bark bracelet	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Single Equip
4267	fireproof nasty Krakrox's Loincloth	0		Stench Damage: +5, Hot Resistance: +3, Class: "Seal Clubber", Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 2xPotato, cap 31"
4268	rosy-cheeked Galapagosian Cuisses of the glutton	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Food Drop: +100, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, MP regen, cap 31"
4269	Angelhair Culottes of wisdom of the empath	0		Mysticality: +15, Familiar Weight: +5, Class: "Pastamancer", Familiar Effect: "1.5xPotato, 2xGhoul, cap 31"
4270	Sherlock's knitted Newman's Own Trousers	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Item Drop: +25, Class: "Sauceror", Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xPotato, cap 31"
4271	upside-down jittery tumbling Volartta's bellbottoms of wisdom of the brazier	0		Mysticality: +15, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Class: "Disco Bandit", Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1.5xFairy, cap 31"
4272	clever Lederhosen of the Night of the early riser	0		Maximum MP: +20, Adventures: +7, Class: "Accordion Thief", Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xGhuol, cap 31"
4273	diffused ribbon candy	0		Effect: "Elvish", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2020-09"
4274	upside-down jittery Underworld acorn	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2009-10"
4275	cyan Underworld trunk	0		Last Available: "2009-10"
4276	shaking executive arcane researcher's educational Underworld truncheon	0		Experience: +1, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2009-10"
4277	perfumed rosewater-soaked mansplainer's Staff of the Woodfire	0		Monster Level: +15, Stench Resistance: 8, Last Available: "2009-10"
4278	careful quilted occult Underworld flail	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Damage Absorption: +40, Monster Level: -10, Last Available: "2009-10"
4279	Mer-kin cancerstick	0		
4280	Mer-kin sawdust	0		
4281	reassuring Mer-kin bunwig of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley"
4282	ribald Jim Carey's Fonzie's crappy Mer-kin mask	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Monster Level: +25, Sleaze Damage: +10, Adventure Underwater, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xBarrr"
4283	wobbly blinking wholesome brawny crappy Mer-kin tailpiece	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy"
4284	censurious reassuring greasy Mer-kin gladiator mask	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +1, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Adventure Underwater, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr"
4285	narrow Tesla dance instructor's arcane researcher's Mer-kin scholar mask	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Adventure Underwater, Familiar Effect: "cold atk"
4286	narrow zippy scandalous Mer-kin gladiator tailpiece of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Sleaze Damage: +5, Initiative: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy"
4287	sinister Mer-kin scholar tailpiece of the scaredy-cat of Flo-Jo	0		Spell Damage: +10, Monster Level: -15, Initiative: +100, Familiar Effect: "1.5xBarrr, 1xFairy"
4288	horrifying rock-hard occult Mer-kin headguard	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Damage Reduction: 5, Spooky Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk"
4289	grievous Mer-kin waistrope	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50
4290	slick wizardly Mer-kin facecowl of Tarzan	0		Mysticality: +25, Moxie: +10, Experience (Muscle): +3
4291	Mer-kin thighguard of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7
4292	wool medical-grade studded Mer-kin dodgeball	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Cold Resistance: +1, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ball Bust", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ball Sweat", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ball Sack"
4293	Usain Bolt's sizzling Mer-kin dragnet of the glutton	0		Hot Damage: +10, Food Drop: +100, Initiative: +80, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Net Gain", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Net Loss", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Net Neutrality"
4294	upside-down nippy lion tamer's Jim Carey's Mer-kin switchblade	0		Monster Level: +25, Experience (familiar): +2, Cold Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blade Sling", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blade Roller", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blade Runner"
4295	crystal orb of spirit wrangling	0		
4296	depleted uranium seal figurine	0		
4297	ribald grievous Ass-Stompers of Violence of horror	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +10, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Stomp Ass"
4298	clever Brand of Violence of Calamity Jane of the sweet-tooth	0		Maximum MP: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Candy Drop: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Brand"
4299	electrified deadly Novelty Belt Buckle of Violence of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Weapon Damage: +5, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip
4300	yellow mirror stanky Tesla Lens of Violence of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Stench Spell Damage: +25, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Violent Gaze", Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr"
4301	cyan blurry deadly Pigsticker of Violence of the pedagogue of terror	0		Experience: +3, Weapon Damage: +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +10
4302	pulsating greasy padded Jodhpurs of Violence of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Damage Absorption: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Mosh", Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato"
4303	wobbly Tesla forbidden Cold Stone of Hatred of the empath	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Familiar Weight: +5, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Chilling Grip"
4304	lightning-fast Girdle of Hatred of Leguizamo of temperance	0		Monster Level: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Initiative: +40, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Tighten Girdle"
4305	mirror dance instructor's wizardly Staff of Simmering Hatred of horror	0		Mysticality: +25, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +25
4306	squat manspreader's therapeutic dangerous Pantaloons of Hatred	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Monster Level: +10, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "[7156]Static Shock", Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 2xVolley"
4307	hardened Fuzzy Slippers of Hatred of the brute of terror	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Damage Reduction: 3, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
4308	crafty Rosewater's weightlifter's Lens of Hatred	0		Muscle: +15, Mysticality Percent: +30, Maximum MP: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Hateful Gaze", Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xBarrr"
4309	censurious flame-wreathed Treads of Loathing of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Cloathing
4310	miser's dance instructor's Scepter of Loathing of the blizzard	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +10, Cloathing
4311	bouncing nippy personal trainer's Herculean Belt of Loathing	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Cold Damage: +10, Single Equip, Cloathing
4312	asbestos-lined gravedigger's Goggles of Loathing of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Spooky Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +5, Cloathing, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, 1.5xBarrr"
4313	clever arcane researcher's Stick-Knife of Loathing of the overflowing toilet	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Maximum MP: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Cloathing
4314	vibrating extremely unsafe personal trainer's Jeans of Loathing	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Cloathing, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xPotato"
4315	sage Annual Ascot	0		Mysticality Percent: +10
4316	executive avaricious family-friendly Sledgehammer of the V&aelig;lkyr	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Meat Drop: 70, Class: "Seal Clubber", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Bashing Slam Smash"
4317	Annie Oakley's padded Flail of the Seven Aspects of extreme caution	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Monster Level: -25, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Turtle of Seven Tails"
4318	ruddy cool Wrath of the Capsaician Pastalords of doom	0		Moxie: +5, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Class: "Pastamancer", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Noodles of Fire"
4319	veiny Windsor Pan of the Source of Gandalf of incineration	0		Maximum HP: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Class: "Sauceror", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Saucemageddon"
4320	censurious quilted Seeger's Unstoppable Banjo of incineration	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Class: "Disco Bandit", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Funk Bluegrass Fusion"
4321	curative rosy-cheeked The Trickster's Trikitixa of the brute of courage	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Spooky Resistance: +3, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Extreme High Note"
4322	Jeselnik's wizardly Claw of the Infernal Seal of the cheetah	0		Mysticality: +25, Sleaze Damage: +25, Initiative: +60, Class: "Seal Clubber", Single Equip
4323	bouncing fortified Garter of the Turtle Poacher of extreme caution of terror	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Monster Level: -25, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Single Equip
4324	spinning toasty occult Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Hot Damage: +5, Class: "Pastamancer", Single Equip
4325	greasy savvy Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob of the glutton	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Food Drop: +100, Class: "Sauceror", Single Equip
4326	ruddy healthy Sinatra's Bling of the New Wave	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Maximum HP Percent: 60, Class: "Disco Bandit", Single Equip, Extra Pickpocket
4327	reassuring occult weightlifter's La Hebilla del Cintur&oacute;n de Lopez	0		Muscle: +15, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Spooky Resistance: +1, Class: "Accordion Thief", Single Equip
4328	mirror suspicious stocking	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2009-12"
4329	bag of many confections	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4330	enchanted jumbo adequate candy kneecapping stick	5	good	Effect: "Sludgesick", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2009-12"
4331	miniature moldy shaking licorice garrote	2	crappy	Last Available: "2009-12"
4332	hale candy knuckles	0		Maximum HP: +20, Last Available: "2009-12"
4333	massive adequate skewed jawbruiser	7	good	Last Available: "2010-12"
4334	warmed chocolate car	0		Effect: "Cheered Up", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2009-12"
4335	teal horrifying plastic 11 Dealer	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Last Available: "2009-12"
4336	mirror hardy plastic Crimbo Casino	0		Maximum HP: +50, Last Available: "2009-12"
4337	rock-hard plastic stocking mimic	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Last Available: "2009-12"
4338	bouncing red plastic Don Crimbo of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Last Available: "2009-12"
4339	Annie Oakley's plastic Crimbomination	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Last Available: "2009-12"
4340	pickled chilled Piddles	0		Effect: "No Vertigo", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2009-12"
4341	flattened polarized boiled tumbling BitterSweetTarts	0		Effect: "Transcendental Wind", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2009-12"
4342	electrified Polka Pop	0		Effect: "Stuck-Up Hair", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2009-12"
4343	Crimbuck	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4344	Crimbo wreath	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4345	string of Crimbo lights	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4346	plastic Crimbo reindeer	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4347	gingerbread house	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4348	leftover Crimbo rations	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4349	snow hat of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, cap 12", Last Available: "2009-12"
4350	Da Vinci's snow pants	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xPotato, cap 12", Last Available: "2009-12"
4351	spinning snow belly of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-12"
4352	pile of loose snow	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4353	blurry Crimbough	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4354	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1	0		Skill: "Holiday Weight Gain", Last Available: "2009-12"
4355	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2	0		Skill: "Jingle Bells", Last Available: "2009-12"
4356	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3	0		Skill: "Candyblast", Last Available: "2009-12"
4357	jittery A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4	0		Skill: "Surge of Icing", Last Available: "2009-12"
4358	squat A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5	0		Skill: "Stealth Mistletoe", Last Available: "2009-12"
4359	jittery A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6	0		Skill: "Cringle's Curative Carol", Last Available: "2009-12"
4360	big decent expired can of franks 'n' beans	5	good	Last Available: "2009-12"
4361	artisanal watered-down green huge expired bottle of peppermint schnapps	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2009-12"
4362	narrow snow halo	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2009-12"
4363	elf resistance button	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4364	non-flattened purple elven suicide capsule	0		Effect: "Pharmaceutically Cool", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2009-12"
4365	low-calorie rotten penguin focaccia bread	1	crappy	Last Available: "2009-12"
4366	weak tolerable herringcello	2	good	Last Available: "2009-12"
4367	lousy watered-down elven cellocello	2	decent	Last Available: "2009-12"
4368	wrench handle	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4369	handful of headless bolts	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4370	upside-down bottle of agitprop ink	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4371	handful of wires	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4372	chunk of cement	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4373	grappling hook	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4374	elf ear	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4375	shaking spiraling shape	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4376	Crimbomination Contraption	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4377	slick throwing wrench	0		Moxie: +10, Last Available: "2009-12"
4378	pulsating Jeselnik's pair of bolt cutters	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Last Available: "2009-12"
4379	wicked poison pen	0		Spell Damage: +5, Last Available: "2009-12"
4380	squat executive speed limit shield	0		Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2009-12"
4381	lard-coated quilted live wire	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2009-12"
4382	Jim Carey's banded misfit dolly	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Monster Level: +25, Last Available: "2009-12"
4383	quilted misfit hobby horse of the businessman	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2009-12"
4384	grievous misfit teddy bear of horror	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2009-12"
4385	Tesla wicked pocketwatch on a chain	0		Spell Damage: +5, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2009-12"
4386	cyan shellacked beefy cement sandals	0		Muscle: +10, Damage Reduction: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-12"
4387	padded smooth night-vision goggles	0		Moxie: +15, Damage Absorption: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-12"
4388	mirror passable elf mask	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2", Last Available: "2009-12"
4389	blinking peanut brittle shield of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2009-12"
4390	occult Herculean Red Rover BB gun	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Last Available: "2009-12"
4391	Rosewater's red-and-green sweater	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "[7094]Static Shock", Last Available: "2009-12"
4392	blinking Crimbo Candy Cookbook	0		Skill: "Summon Crimbo Candy", Last Available: "2009-12"
4393	energized huge Crimbo peppermint bark	0		Effect: "Your Interest is Peaked", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2009-12"
4394	altered quantum Vulcanized Crimbo fudge	0		Effect: "Stevedave's Shanty of Superiority", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2009-12"
4395	galvanized super-wet Crimbo pecan	0		Effect: "Cranberry Cordiality", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2009-12"
4396	Jack-in-the-box	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4397	crank handle	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2009-12"
4398	bouncing cheese ball	0		Last Available: "2010-01"
4399	ghostly cheese sword	0		Item Drop: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2010-01", Stinky Cheese
4400	rosewater-soaked cheese diaper	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1.5xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2010-01", Stinky Cheese
4401	squat forbidden cheese wheel	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2010-01", Stinky Cheese
4402	skewed chaotic cheese eye	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Give Your Opponent the Stinkeye", Last Available: "2010-01", Stinky Cheese
4403	huge chaotic supercharged Staff of Queso Escusado of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2010-01", Stinky Cheese
4405	foreign box	0		
4406	teal The Art of Slapfighting	0		Class: "Seal Clubber", Skill: "Iron Palm Technique", Last Available: "2010-06"
4407	ghostly Uncle Romulus	0		Class: "Turtle Tamer", Skill: "Curiosity of Br'er Tarrypin", Last Available: "2010-03"
4408	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	0		Class: "Pastamancer", Skill: "Stringozzi Serpent", Last Available: "2010-04"
4409	Zu Mannk&auml;se Dienen	0		Class: "Sauceror", Skill: "K&auml;seso&szlig;esturm", Last Available: "2010-01"
4410	The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones	0		Class: "Disco Bandit", Skill: "Kung Fu Hustler", Last Available: "2011-01"
4411	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	0		Class: "Accordion Thief", Skill: "Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration", Last Available: "2010-02"
4412	flavorless quantum taco	0	???	Last Available: "2010-10"
4413	perfectly mixed high-proof Schr&ouml;dinger's thermos	0	???	Last Available: "2010-04"
4414	blurry colorful plastic ball	0		Last Available: "2010-01"
4415	olive smelly sealhide hood	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 40"
4416	twirling wobbly sealhide leggings of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, cap 40"
4417	experienced sealhide cloak	0		Experience: +2
4418	prompt sealhide buckler	0		Adventures: +3
4419	sealhide whip of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25
4420	sealhide moccasins of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100, Single Equip
4421	asbestos-lined sealhide gloves	0		Hot Resistance: +5
4422	resourceful sealhide belt	0		Maximum MP: +50
4423	narrow sealhide snare	0		
4424	puzzling trophy	0		
4425	corrupted polarized sealhide seal doll	0		Effect: "Browbeaten", Effect Duration: 14
4426	purple hymnal	0		Skill: "Canticle of Carboloading"
4428	squat narrow glowstick on a string of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Raveosity: +1
4429	candy necklace of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Single Equip, Raveosity: +1
4430	jittery smelly teddybear backpack	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Raveosity: +1
4431	mirror NPZR chemistry set	0		Last Available: "2011-08"
4432	wet upside-down invisibility potion	0		Effect: "Concentration", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2011-08"
4433	wet electrified denatured tumbling irresistibility potion	0		Effect: "It Tickles!  It Tickles!", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2011-08"
4434	quantum double-activated irritability potion	0		Effect: "In Tuna", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2011-08"
4436	bouncing cube	0		Last Available: "2011-02"
4438	hellseal whisker	0		
4439	hellseal claw	0		
4440	gravedigger's guard turtle shell	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 40"
4441	experienced crowbar	0		Experience: +2
4442	spaghetti cult rosary of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30
4443	personal trainer's spaghetti cult mask	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xGhuol, cap 38"
4444	blinking guard turtle collar	0		Familiar Damage: +10
4445	avaricious spangly mariachi pants	0		Meat Drop: +30, Familiar Effect: "2xFairy, 2xPotato, cap 37"
4446	Usain Bolt's thinker's spangly mariachi vest	0		Mysticality: +10, Initiative: +80
4447	dangerous spangly sombrero	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "2xFairy, 2xPotato, cap 37"
4448	pickled blinking upside-down Instant Karma	1	awesome	
4449	painting of a landscape	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4450	map to The Landscaper's Lair	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4451	dangerous pointy hat	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 27", Last Available: "2010-04"
4452	healthy machetito	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2010-04"
4453	scorching lawnmower blade	0		Hot Damage: +25, Last Available: "2010-04"
4454	grass clippings	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
4455	foul-smelling The Landscaper's leafblower	0		Stench Damage: +10, Last Available: "2010-04"
4456	snowball	0		
4457	snailmail bits	0		
4458	resourceful stylish snailmail coif	0		Moxie: +25, Maximum MP: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 41"
4459	ruddy snailmail breeches of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: 90, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 0.5xFairy, cap 41"
4460	double-paned snailmail hauberk of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Cold Resistance: +5
4461	super-pressed warmed huge seal-brain elixir	0		Effect: "All Fired Up", Effect Duration: 44
4462	dry tumbling chocolate seal-clubbing club	0		Effect: "Cold Hard Skin", Effect Duration: 67
4463	extra-chilled electrified upside-down chocolate turtle totem	0		Effect: "Hagnk's Gratitude", Effect Duration: 44
4464	unsweetened super-nitrogenated mirror chocolate pasta spoon	0		Effect: "20-20 Second Sight", Effect Duration: 60
4465	boiled triple-altered blurry chocolate saucepan	0		Effect: "Tingly Elbows", Effect Duration: 43
4466	quadruple-boiled ionized double-colloidal upside-down chocolate disco ball	0		Effect: "Hood Ridin'", Effect Duration: 40
4467	electrified double-deionized diffused wobbly chocolate stolen accordion	0		Effect: "Disco Neuropathy", Effect Duration: 41
4468	Libram of BRICKOs	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2010-02", Skill: "Summon BRICKOs"
4469	blurry BRICKO brick	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4470	BRICKO eye brick	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4471	lion tamer's BRICKO hat	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 7", Last Available: "2010-02"
4472	narrow frightening BRICKO pants	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, 2xLep, 1xPotato, cap 22", Last Available: "2010-02"
4473	spinning lard-coated BRICKO sword	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2010-02"
4474	BRICKO ooze	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4475	pulsating BRICKO bat	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4476	blurry mirror BRICKO oyster	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4477	BRICKO turtle	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4478	skewed BRICKO elephant	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4479	maroon BRICKO octopus	0		Last Available: "2010-02", Wiki Name: "BRICKO octopus (item)"
4480	BRICKO python	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4481	blinking BRICKO vacuum cleaner	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4482	BRICKO airship	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4483	BRICKO cathedral	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4484	BRICKO gargantuchicken	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4485	green BRICKO pyramid	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4486	BRICKO pearl	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4487	BRICKO bulwark	0		Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2010-02"
4488	BRICKO trunk	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4489	gilded BRICKO brick	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4490	gilded BRICKO chalice	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4491	BRICKO brick	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4492	twirling red BRICKO brick	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4493	broken BRICKO brick	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4494	bouncing BRICKO reactor	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4495	shaking BRICKO egg	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4496	extra-heavy BRICKO brick	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2010-02"
4497	nitrogenated pressed dry recording of The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder	0		Effect: "Slightly Mutated", Effect Duration: 60
4498	dry recording of Benetton's Medley of Diversity	0		Effect: "A View to Some Meat", Effect Duration: 53
4499	pressed modified recording of Elron's Explosive Etude	0		Effect: "Red Around the Gills", Effect Duration: 35
4500	ionized recording of Chorale of Companionship	0		Effect: "Jammin'", Effect Duration: 26
4501	pickled recording of Prelude of Precision	0		Effect: "Eau de Tortue", Effect Duration: 30
4502	ionized recording of Donho's Bubbly Ballad	0		Effect: "Jittery", Effect Duration: 43
4503	pickled diffused recording of Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	0		Effect: "Wintergreen Warmongery", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2010-02"
4504	studded heart of the volcano of bravery	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Spooky Resistance: +5
4505	quadruple-boiled activated blinking Northern pemmican	0		Effect: "Human-Undead Hybrid", Effect Duration: 31
4506	tumbling puzzling ribbon	0		
4507	Clan looking glass	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2010-03"
4508	tarnished quadruple-anodized squat &quot;DRINK ME&quot; potion	0		Effect: "Grrrrrrreat!", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2010-03"
4509	tumbling reflection of a map	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4510	adequate snack-sized huge purple walrus ice cream	2	good	Last Available: "2010-03"
4511	normal half-sized beautiful soup	2	good	Last Available: "2010-03"
4512	eggman noodles	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4513	Vial of <i>jus de larmes</i>	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4514	special small adequate Humpty Dumplings	2	good	Effect: "Category", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2010-03"
4515	moldy Lobster <i>qua</i> Grill	4	crappy	Last Available: "2010-03"
4516	delicious missing wine	4	awesome	Last Available: "2010-03"
4517	yummy matter custard	4	awesome	Last Available: "2010-03"
4518	quantum tarnished ghostly comfit?	0		Effect: "Strong Spirit", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2010-03"
4519	ittah bittah hookah	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2010-03"
4520	auspicious flamingo mallet of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2010-03"
4521	jittery croquet hedgehog	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4522	Tiger-lily's milk	1	decent	Last Available: "2010-03"
4523	foul-smelling eye of the Tiger-lily of horror	0		Stench Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2010-03"
4524	zippy wig of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Initiative: +20, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, 1xGhuol, cap 17", Last Available: "2010-03"
4525	flavorless special immense blurry donut	10	decent	Effect: "You're Rubber", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2010-03"
4526	small special normal bucket of honey	2	good	Effect: "Cinnamouth", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2010-03"
4527	yellow shaking toasty Herculean elephant stinger	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Hot Damage: +5, Last Available: "2010-03"
4528	decent squat dragon snaps	4	good	Last Available: "2010-03"
4529	huge Oprah's experienced snapdragon pistil	0		Experience: +2, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2010-03"
4530	maroon puff of smoke	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4531	moldy rook cookie	4	crappy	Last Available: "2010-03"
4532	rotten small bishop cookie	2	crappy	Last Available: "2010-03"
4533	decent jumbo twirling knight cookie	5	good	Last Available: "2010-03"
4534	adequate thick king cookie	5	good	Last Available: "2010-03"
4535	moldy bouncing queen cookie	3	crappy	Effect: "Towering Strength", Last Available: "2010-03"
4536	fairy-worn boots	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-08"
4537	pulsating wobbly dangerous insane tophat	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 7", Last Available: "2010-03"
4538	wool padded helm of the knight	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Cold Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 15", Last Available: "2010-03"
4539	deadly wristwatch of the knight of courage	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Spooky Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-03", Nonstackable Watch
4540	bouncing spinning rock-hard trousers of the knight of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Damage Reduction: 5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2.5xPotato, 2xLep, cap 15", Last Available: "2010-03"
4541	cyan crafty tophat	0		Maximum MP: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, cap 25"
4542	personal trainer's tie	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Single Equip
4543	strapping tuxedo pants	0		Muscle: +5, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 25"
4544	porpoise	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4545	pocketwatch	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4546	bandersnatch	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4547	caterpillar	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4548	narrow walrus	0		Last Available: "2010-03", Synergetic
4549	carpenter	0		Last Available: "2010-03", Synergetic
4550	tumbling dodo	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4551	jittery executive detour shield	0		Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2010-03"
4552	squat teal left parenthesis	0		
4553	lowercase a	0		
4554	pulsating shaking percent sign	0		
4555	left bracket	0		
4556	right parenthesis	0		
4557	dollar sign	0		
4558	ghostly tumbling equal sign	0		
4559	record album	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4560	map to Professor Jacking's laboratory	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4561	purple can of depilatory cream	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4562	spinning hair of the calf	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4563	bad strong world's most unappetizing beverage	5	decent	Last Available: "2010-04"
4564	spinning yellow educational slippery when wet shield	0		Experience: +1, Last Available: "2010-04"
4565	adequate raisin	4	good	Last Available: "2010-04"
4566	skewed fly glasses	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Last Available: "2010-04"
4567	huge green toasty sharpshooter's flyest of shirts	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Hot Damage: +5, Last Available: "2010-04"
4568	huge adequate olive narrow wobbly a dance upon the palate	6	good	Last Available: "2010-04"
4569	adequate prehistoric meteorite jawbreaker	3	good	Last Available: "2010-04"
4570	Crazyleg's razor	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4571	spoiled snack-sized squirmy violent party snack	2	crappy	Last Available: "2010-04"
4572	deadly can-you-dig-it?	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Last Available: "2010-04"
4573	mirror The Legendary Beat	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4574	blinking panicked kernel	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2010-04"
4575	tumbling bugged beanie	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Last Available: "2010-04"
4576	twirling bugged balaclava	0		Monster Level: +20, Equips On: "Baby Bugged Bugbear", Last Available: "2010-04"
4577	bugged b&Atilde;&para;n&plusmn;&Atilde;&copy;t	0		Food Drop: +5, Pants Drop: +5, Candy Drop: +5, Equips On: "Baby Bugged Bugbear", Last Available: "2010-04"
4578	meat st&permil;&iquest;bing club	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4579	concentrated concentrated Knob G&Atilde;&para;blin l&Atilde;&sup2;ve potion	0		Effect: "Transcendental Wind", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2010-04"
4580	school Mafi<i>a kni</i>cke&frac12;&aelig; of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2010-04"
4581	yellow frosty T&Icirc;&curren;&loz;lisman of Bai&oslash;&Dagger; of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2010-04", Wiki Name: "Bugged baio"
4582	fat bottom quark	0		Last Available: "2010-05"
4583	glob of skin	0		
4584	delicious six wedges of goat cheese	3	awesome	
4585	collection of objects	0		
4586	boulder	0		
4587	goth	0		
4588	brown pixel	0		
4589	Tesla pixel whip	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
4590	bouncing pulsating up-at-dawn pixel chain whip	0		Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2010-07"
4591	Samson's pixel morning star	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Last Available: "2010-07"
4592	pixel orb	0		Last Available: "2010-07"
4593	pixellated moneybag	0		Last Available: "2010-07"
4594	blinking pixel cross	0		
4595	pixel holy water	0		Last Available: "2010-07"
4596	map to Vanya's Castle	0		Last Available: "2010-07"
4597	8-Bit Power magazine	0		Last Available: "2010-07"
4598	pixel stopwatch	0		Last Available: "2010-07"
4599	spinning bottle opener	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4600	map to the Kegger in the Woods	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4601	delicious practically non-alcoholic red plastic cup of beer	1	awesome	Last Available: "2010-06"
4602	orquette's phone number	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4603	bronze handcuffs	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4604	skewed keg	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4605	rosewater-soaked grievous bottle of Goldschn&ouml;ckered	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Stench Resistance: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Goldensh&ouml;wer", Last Available: "2010-06"
4606	moldy mirror sun-dried tofu	3	crappy	Effect: "Deadened palate", Effect Duration: 1, Last Available: "2010-08"
4607	triple-distilled artisanal shaking blinking soyburger juice	10	EPIC	Effect: "Oversaturated Palate", Effect Duration: 1, Last Available: "2010-08"
4608	respected companion biscuit	0		Last Available: "2010-08"
4609	maroon essential tofu	0		Last Available: "2010-08"
4610	oxidized essential soy	0		Effect: "Polar Express", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2010-08"
4611	frozen pressed pulsating essential cameraderie	0		Effect: "Stands Alone", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2010-08"
4612	souvenir drawing	0		Last Available: "2010-08"
4613	tumbling map to the Magic Commune	0		Last Available: "2010-08"
4614	blurry wobbly Crown of Thrones of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2010-05"
4615	weak bad Cinco Mayo Lager	2	decent	Last Available: "2010-05"
4616	huge Underworld sapling	0		Last Available: "2009-10"
4617	pruning shears	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4618	narrow plastic cup of flat beer	0		
4619	frisbee	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4620	blurry motorcycle	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2010-06"
4621	narrow Game Grid token	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4622	blinking Game Grid ticket	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4623	concentrated diffused chocolate-covered caviar	0		Effect: "Fungal Flamb&eacute;", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2020-09"
4624	adequate tiny pawn cookie	1	good	Last Available: "2010-06"
4625	altered ghostly mirror coffee pixie stick	1	awesome	Last Available: "2010-06"
4626	superduperball	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4627	finger cuffs	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4628	parachute guy	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4629	manspreader's plastic spider ring	0		Monster Level: +10, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Shoot Web", Last Available: "2010-06"
4630	smelly plastic kazoo	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2010-06"
4631	wobbly greasy inflatable baseball bat	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2010-06"
4632	foul-smelling thinker's googly-star hat	0		Mysticality: +10, Stench Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk", Last Available: "2010-06"
4633	lion tamer's brawny googly-ball hat	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Experience (familiar): +2, Last Available: "2010-06"
4634	upside-down upside-down miser's boxer's googly-heart hat	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2010-06"
4635	careful deadly super-sweet boom box	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Monster Level: -10, Four Songs, Last Available: "2010-06"
4636	teal Game Grid valued membership card	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4637	perfumed knitted fortified sinister demon mask	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Cold Resistance: +3, Stench Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2010-06"
4638	squat lightning-fast Rosewater's streetfighting champion's belt of mayonnaise	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Initiative: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-06"
4639	zippy auspicious frosty Space Trip safety headphones	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Item Drop: +10, Initiative: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-06"
4640	rosy-cheeked LARP carp	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30
4641	wool banded KoL Con Six Pack	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Cold Resistance: +1
4642	Gregarious Gregorian Smock of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40
4643	dog trainer's rxr shield	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Last Available: "2010-06"
4644	purple prompt rock-hard Juju Mojo Mask of the storm	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Adventures: +3, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2010-07"
4645	bouncing healthy space trooper helmet	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 2"
4646	pulsating squat MacGyver's experienced Meteoid ice beam of dire peril	0		Experience: +2, Weapon Damage: +20, Maximum MP: +100, Last Available: "2011-12"
4647	Jim Carey's arcane researcher's Dungeon Fist gauntlet of incineration	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Monster Level: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2011-06"
4648	spinning Schmalz's First Prize Beer	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4649	pulsating tumbling chiptune guitar	0		Item Drop: +25, Equips On: "Mini-Hipster", Familiar Effect: "item drop"
4650	fixed-gear bicycle	0		Experience: +3, Equips On: "Mini-Hipster", Familiar Effect: "stats"
4651	ironic moustache	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Familiar Effect: "+10 lbs"
4652	Annie Oakley's vibrating ironic knit cap	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 2xPotato, cap 10"
4653	ironic sunglasses	0		Single Equip, Thorns: 1
4654	padded ironic battle spoon	0		Damage Absorption: +20
4655	double-paned friendly Samson's ironic jogging shorts	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Familiar Weight: +3, Cold Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 6xGhuol, cap 10"
4656	tumbling horrifying mole skin notebook	0		Spooky Damage: +25
4657	pair of jeans	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4658	map to Ellsbury's Claim	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4659	fortified blackberry galoshes	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Single Equip
4660	trout fang of vim and vigor of courage	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2010-09"
4661	moldy miniature enchanted wobbly poisonous caviar	2	crappy	Effect: "Quiet 'n' Good", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2010-09"
4662	aerosolized polymerized upside-down wet venom duct	0		Effect: "Crimbo Flavor", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2010-09"
4663	Ellsbury's journal	0		Skill: "Unaccompanied Miner", Last Available: "2010-09"
4664	upside-down tumbling grievous Ellsbury's skull of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2010-09"
4665	supercool hot plate	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Thorns: 1
4666	purple flame-wreathed imp unity ring of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +10
4667	gray shaking Victor, the Insult Comic Hellhound Puppet of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60
4668	savvy observational glasses	0		Mysticality Percent: +20
4669	bouncing red extremely unsafe hilarious comedy prop	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100
4670	beer-scented teddy bear	0		
4671	boozy lousy booze-soaked cherry	5	decent	
4672	ghostly comfy pillow	0		
4673	adequate purple marshmallow	4	good	
4674	moldy sponge cake	4	crappy	
4675	artisanal gin-soaked blotter paper	4	EPIC	
4676	shaking skewed fuchsia tree-holed coin	0		
4677	unearthed volcanic meteoroid	0		Skill: "Volcanometeor Showeruption", Last Available: "2011-12"
4678	upside-down unearthed potsherd	0		
4679	volcanic ash	0		
4680	ghostly smoked potsherd	0		
4681	twirling up-at-dawn pottery shield	0		Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2010-09"
4682	smartaleck's pottery hat of the sweet-tooth	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Candy Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cap 11", Last Available: "2010-09"
4683	greedy ruddy pottery training pants	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Meat Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 2xGhuol, cap 12", Last Available: "2010-09"
4684	greasy pottery club	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2010-09"
4685	personal trainer's pottery yo-yo	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Last Available: "2010-09"
4686	spinning pottery barn owl figurine	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4687	pulsating fossilized bat skull	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4688	fossilized serpent skull	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4689	fossilized baboon skull	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4690	mirror skewed fossilized wyrm skull	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4691	wobbly mirror fossilized wing	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4692	fossilized limb	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4693	fossilized torso	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4694	fossilized spine	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4695	pulsating affordable teak perch	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2010-09"
4696	rosewater-soaked ribald Greatest American Pants of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Sleaze Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +3, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, 2.5xBarrr, 2xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2010-09"
4697	clever fossilized necklace	0		Maximum MP: +20, Last Available: "2010-09"
4698	tumbling imp air	0		
4699	bus pass	0		
4700	upside-down fossilized spike	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4701	waterlogged crate	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4702	archaeologing shovel	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4703	pulsating yellow red-hot medallion of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-09"
4704	fossilized demon skull	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4705	huge fossilized spider skull	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4706	sinister tablet	0		
4707	E-Z Cook&trade; oven	0		
4708	My First Shaker&trade;	0		
4709	hippo tutu	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
4710	immense ballet shoes	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4711	sweatpants	0		Familiar Effect: "8xPotato, cap 2"
4712	blinking GameInformPowerDailyPro subscription card	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-02"
4713	cyan popsicle stick	0		
4714	stale miniature lemon popsicle	2	decent	
4715	flavorless popsicle	4	decent	
4716	adequate strawberry popsicle	3	good	
4717	gigantic bland liver popsicle	7	decent	
4718	narrow dog trainer's mariachi hat	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
4719	Hollandaise helmet of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
4720	tumbling organ grinder	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4721	maroon microwave stogie	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4722	bland tiny purple liver and let pie	1	decent	Last Available: "2010-10"
4723	spoiled badass pie	4	crappy	Last Available: "2010-10"
4724	spoiled thick shoo-fish pie	5	crappy	Last Available: "2010-10"
4725	moldy snack-sized piping organ pie	2	crappy	Last Available: "2010-10"
4726	delicious twirling igloo pie	4	awesome	Last Available: "2010-10"
4727	adequate huge stomach turnover	6	good	Last Available: "2010-10"
4728	low-calorie yummy dead lights pie	1	awesome	Last Available: "2010-10"
4729	flavorless big throbbing organ pie	5	decent	Last Available: "2010-10"
4730	prompt stop shield	0		Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2009-12"
4731	blurry nest egg	0		
4732	gray sleeping piano cat	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4733	kitty sheet music	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4734	rehearsing dramatic hedgehog	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4735	prop sword	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4736	tangle of rat tails	0		
4737	dance instructor's beer-soaked mop	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10
4738	drinkable watered-down tumbling day-old beer	2	good	
4739	fortified tolerable plain beer	5	good	
4740	mediocre weak cyan overpriced &quot;imported&quot; beer	2	decent	
4741	smiling rat	0		
4742	rat tooth polish	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4743	bone chips	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4744	moist denatured PlexiPips	0		Effect: "Eyes for Miles", Effect Duration: 64
4745	energized skewed Wax Flask	0		Effect: "Sweet Incentive", Effect Duration: 35
4746	boiled spinning huge Pain Dip	0		Effect: "Vanity Rage", Effect Duration: 29
4747	moldy gigantic pulsating bone meal	9	crappy	Last Available: "2010-10"
4748	perfectly mixed strong wobbly bone aperitif	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2010-10"
4749	fortified bonerang	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Last Available: "2010-10"
4750	ghostly bone and arrows of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Last Available: "2010-10"
4751	supercool boning knife	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Last Available: "2010-10"
4752	Socratic bone crusher	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Last Available: "2010-10"
4753	MacGyver's bone spurs	0		Maximum MP: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-10"
4754	mirror dangerous bonedanna of the cheetah	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Initiative: +60, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 30", Last Available: "2010-10"
4755	narrow aromatic asbestos-lined boneana hammock	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Stench Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xVolley, cap 30", Last Available: "2010-10"
4756	pulsating bag of bones	0		Last Available: "2010-10"
4757	Stabonic scroll	0		Last Available: "2010-10"
4758	double-moist anodized shaking candy skeleton	0		Effect: "Weather, Man", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2020-09"
4759	Grumpy Bumpkin's Pumpkin Seed Catalog	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4760	packet of pumpkin seeds	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4761	mirror pumpkin	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4762	huge pumpkin	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4763	normal pumpkin pie	4	good	Last Available: "2010-11"
4764	drinkable pumpkin beer	3	good	Last Available: "2010-11"
4765	quadruple-cold-filtered corrupted maroon pumpkin juice	0		Effect: "Weasels Underfoot", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2010-11"
4766	pumpkin bomb	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4767	skewed bouncing scandalous wizardly shin gourds	0		Mysticality: +25, Sleaze Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-11"
4768	skewed Oprah's veiny Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern of Calamity Jane	0		Maximum HP: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Last Available: "2010-11"
4769	pumpkin carriage	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4770	maroon Desert Bus pass	0		
4771	ginormous pumpkin	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4804	Essence of Annoyance	0		Skill: "Summon Annoyance"
4805	mirror Unmotivator: Crashed Orca	0		Free Pull
4806	fuchsia Unmotivator: Success Warrior	0		Free Pull
4807	green blinking Unmotivator: Crashed Meat Car	0		Free Pull
4810	Holiday Hal's Happy-Time Fun Book!	0		Skill: "Summon Holiday Fun!"
4811	Holiday Fun!	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-12"
4812	Antagonistic Snowman Kit	0		Skill: "Summon Carrot"
4818	flavorless CRIMBCOIDS mints	3	decent	Last Available: "2011-01"
4819	twirling can of CRIMBCOLA	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4820	low-calorie toothsome huge CRIMBCOLOAF	1	awesome	Last Available: "2011-01"
4821	bland special circular CRIMBCOOKIE	3	decent	Effect: "Mystic Circle", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2010-12"
4822	blurry manspreader's plastic CRIMBCO HQ	0		Monster Level: +10, Last Available: "2010-12"
4823	twirling plastic fax machine of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2010-12"
4824	lime green family-friendly plastic hobo elf	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2010-12"
4825	plastic Mr. Mination of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Last Available: "2010-12"
4826	hale plastic Best Game Ever	0		Maximum HP: +20, Last Available: "2010-12"
4827	hibernating robot reindeer	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2010-12"
4828	jittery S.L.E.I.G.H.B.E.L.L.S.	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2010-12"
4829	robot reindeer protocol P.R.A.N.C.E.R.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4830	ghostly robot reindeer protocol D.A.S.H.E.R.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4831	maroon robot reindeer protocol D.O.N.N.E.R.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4832	robot reindeer protocol V.I.X.E.N.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4833	red robot reindeer protocol C.U.P.I.D.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4834	robot reindeer protocol D.A.N.C.E.R.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4835	ghostly robot reindeer protocol C.O.M.E.T.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4836	tumbling robot reindeer protocol B.L.I.T.Z.E.N.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4837	tumbling robot reindeer protocol R.U.D.O.L.P.H.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4838	robot reindeer protocol O.L.I.V.E.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4839	spoiled twirling triangular CRIMBCOOKIE	3	crappy	Effect: "Triangle, Man", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2010-12"
4840	thick stale square CRIMBCOOKIE	5	decent	Effect: "Square to be Hip", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2010-12"
4841	huge perfumed mansplainer's brainy bindlestocking	0		Mysticality: +5, Monster Level: +15, Stench Resistance: +5, Drops Items, Last Available: "2010-12"
4842	sleeping stocking	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4843	skewed Tales of a Kansas Toymaker	0		Skill: "Toynado", Last Available: "2010-12"
4844	ghostly The Joy of Wassailing	0		Skill: "Wassail", Last Available: "2010-12"
4845	smartaleck's Uncle Hobo's stocking cap of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Moxie Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "atk", Last Available: "2010-12"
4846	tumbling wobbly wool friendly Uncle Hobo's epic beard	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Cold Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-12"
4847	cyan frightening Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants of courage	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Spooky Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol", Last Available: "2010-12"
4848	manspreader's strapping Uncle Hobo's fingerless tinsel gloves	0		Muscle: +5, Monster Level: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-12"
4849	fireproof lard-coated Uncle Hobo's highest bough	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2010-12"
4850	foul-smelling banded Uncle Hobo's belt	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Stench Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-12"
4851	concentrated concentrated upside-down chocolate cigar	0		Effect: "Cold Throat", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2010-12"
4852	flame-retardant gift-a-pult	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2010-12"
4853	frozen modified red holly-flavored Hob-O	0		Effect: "Hagg-ard", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2020-09"
4854	CRIMBCO scrip	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4855	Toot Oriole care package	0		
4856	paperclip	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4857	bottle of Blank-Out	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4858	stanky CRIMBCO lanyard	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-01"
4859	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	0		Skill: "Fashionably Late", Last Available: "2011-01"
4860	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	0		Skill: "Executive Narcolepsy", Last Available: "2011-01"
4861	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	0		Skill: "Lunch Break", Last Available: "2011-01"
4862	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	0		Skill: "Offensive Joke", Last Available: "2011-01"
4863	pulsating CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	0		Skill: "Managerial Manipulation", Last Available: "2011-01"
4864	photocopier	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4865	deluxe fax machine	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4866	Workytime Tea	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4867	paperclip sproinger	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4868	ribald vibrating dance instructor's paperclip-on tie	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Sleaze Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-01"
4869	twirling Jack Frost's hale paperclip pants	0		Maximum HP: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xBarrr, cap 12", Last Available: "2011-01"
4870	up-at-dawn Annie Oakley's paperclip turban of Flo-Jo	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Initiative: +100, Adventures: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 12", Last Available: "2011-01"
4871	banded paperclip cape	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Last Available: "2011-01"
4872	squat glob of Blank-Out	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4873	photocopied monster	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4874	gaudy key	0		
4875	BGE merchandise order form	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4876	galvanized extra-moist teal huge twirling blurry chocolate bath ball	0		Effect: "Nightlit", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2011-01"
4877	nitrogenated huge teal bacon bath ball	0		Effect: "French Bronilla Brogueishness", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2011-01"
4878	vacuum-sealed improved fuchsia incense bath ball	0		Effect: "Mathematically Precise", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2011-01"
4879	altered twirling myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball	0		Effect: "Well Owl Be!", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2011-01"
4880	CRIMBCO mug	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4881	watered-down lousy ghostly CRIMBCO wine	2	decent	Last Available: "2011-01"
4882	wobbly Dickory Farms Gift Basket	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4883	maroon toe jam	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4884	tasty toe jam toast	3	awesome	Last Available: "2011-01"
4885	traffic jam	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4886	moldy miniature traffic jam toast	2	crappy	Last Available: "2011-01"
4887	gray jittery space jam	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4888	low-calorie adequate space jam toast	1	good	Last Available: "2011-01"
4889	activated modified wobbly motivational poster	0		Effect: "Space Cowboy", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2011-01"
4890	skewed sack lunch	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4891	squat bath ball gift set	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4892	slow jam collection	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4893	BGE shotglass	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4894	jumbo rotten maroon festive sausage	5	crappy	Last Available: "2011-01"
4895	half-sized spoiled ghostly holiday cheese log	2	crappy	Last Available: "2011-01"
4896	holiday log	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4897	scandalous resourceful BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	0		Maximum MP: +50, Sleaze Damage: +5, Last Available: "2010-12"
4898	supercool BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt of James Dean	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Experience (Moxie): +3, Last Available: "2010-12"
4899	arcane researcher's BGE pocket calendar	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-12"
4900	BGE temporary tattoo	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4901	narrow BGE plastic toy of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-12"
4902	jittery slick stapler bear	0		Moxie: +10, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2010-12"
4903	veiny adhesive tape dolly	0		Maximum HP: +10, Last Available: "2010-12"
4904	clever scissor duck	0		Maximum MP: +20, Last Available: "2010-12"
4905	coal paperweight	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4906	jingle bell	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4907	ribald Seven Loco of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +10, Last Available: "2010-09"
4908	Loathing Legion knife	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4909	jittery Loathing Legion many-purpose hook of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4910	Loathing Legion moondial of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4911	Loathing Legion necktie of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4912	sinister Loathing Legion knife	0		Spell Damage: +10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4913	wobbly greedy Loathing Legion corkscrew	0		Meat Drop: +20, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4914	padded Loathing Legion can opener	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4915	mirror extremely unsafe Loathing Legion chainsaw of the scaredy-cat	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Monster Level: -15, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4916	cyan Loathing Legion rollerblades of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4917	occult Loathing Legion flamethrower	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4918	Loathing Legion tattoo needle	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4919	wobbly Loathing Legion defibrillator of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4920	executive Loathing Legion double prism	0		Meat Drop: +40, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4921	skewed wizardly Loathing Legion tape measure	0		Mysticality: +25, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4922	huge ghostly mirror grievous Loathing Legion kitchen sink	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4923	blinking Van der Graaf Loathing Legion abacus	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4924	Loathing Legion helicopter	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4925	Loathing Legion pizza stone of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4926	ghostly Loathing Legion universal screwdriver	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4927	Loathing Legion jackhammer	0		Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4928	tumbling experienced Loathing Legion hammer	0		Experience: +2, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4929	Uncle Crimbo's Sack	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4930	Folder Holder	0		Last Available: "2013-08"
4937	a angel	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4938	quake of arrows	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4939	huge time's arrow	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4940	ghostly arrowgram	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4941	miniature moldy blurry Knob jelly donut	2	crappy	
4942	Knob cake	0		
4943	Knob cake pan	0		
4944	Knob batter	0		
4945	Knob frosting	0		
4946	unfrosted Knob cake	0		
4947	Cobb's Knob Menagerie key	0		
4948	GOTO	0		
4949	ionized double-Vulcanized weremoose spit	0		Effect: "Very Clean Teeth", Effect Duration: 17
4950	electrified mirror abominable blubber	0		Effect: "Raging Animal", Effect Duration: 28
4951	cyan skewed shaking rock-hard flimsy clipboard	0		Damage Reduction: 5
4952	activated fuchsia baggie of sugar	0		Effect: "Ichorous Intensity", Effect Duration: 28
4953	upside-down Oprah's strapping whalebone corset	0		Muscle: +5, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Single Equip
4954	oven mitts of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100, Single Equip
4955	decent overcookie	3	good	
4956	miniature stale lime green philosopher's scone	2	decent	
4957	pressed half-baked potion	0		Effect: "Eyes of the Dragon", Effect Duration: 44
4958	mirror Jack Frost's Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50
4959	big rotten pulsating olive Knob nuts	5	crappy	
4960	bad wobbly huge Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	4	decent	
4961	Subject 37 file	0		
4962	Jim Carey's Annie Oakley's mysterious lapel pin	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Monster Level: +25, Single Equip
4963	fuchsia state loom	0		Familiar Weight: +10
4964	ghostly Evilometer	0		
4965	Sorcerers of the Shore Grimoire	0		Free Pull, Skill: "Summon Alice's Army Cards"
4966	Pack of Alice's Army Cards	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4967	narrow Alice's Army Swordsman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4968	Alice's Army Spearsman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4969	ghostly Alice's Army Halberder	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4970	Alice's Army Guard	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4971	Alice's Army Wallman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4972	Alice's Army Ninja	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4973	Alice's Army Alchemist	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4974	Alice's Army Page	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4975	lime green bouncing Alice's Army Shieldmaiden	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4976	Alice's Army Mad Bomber	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4977	Alice's Army Nurse	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4978	Alice's Army Hammerman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4979	Alice's Army Bowman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4980	Alice's Army Lanceman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4981	twirling Alice's Army Horseman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4982	Alice's Army Coward	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4983	Alice's Army Cleric	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4984	fuchsia Alice's Army Sniper	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4985	Alice's Army Dervish	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4986	Alice's Army Martyr	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4987	squat Pack of Alice's Army Foil Cards	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4988	Alice's Army Foil Swordsman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4989	Alice's Army Foil Spearsman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4990	Alice's Army Foil Halberder	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4991	skewed Alice's Army Foil Guard	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4992	narrow blinking Alice's Army Foil Wallman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4993	Alice's Army Foil Ninja	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4994	purple Alice's Army Foil Alchemist	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4995	maroon Alice's Army Foil Page	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4996	Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4997	Alice's Army Foil Mad Bomber	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4998	twirling Alice's Army Foil Nurse	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4999	Alice's Army Foil Hammerman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5000	Alice's Army Foil Bowman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5001	Alice's Army Foil Lanceman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5002	maroon Alice's Army Foil Horseman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5003	Alice's Army Foil Coward	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5004	Alice's Army Foil Cleric	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5005	upside-down mirror Alice's Army Foil Sniper	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5006	Alice's Army Foil Dervish	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5007	yellow Alice's Army Foil Martyr	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5008	fuchsia huge Single Alice's Army Foil	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5009	resourceful card sleeve	0		Maximum MP: +50, Last Available: "2011-03"
5010	mirror evil eye	0		
5011	Alice's Army Foil tattoo	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5012	tumbling Ye Wizard's Shack snack voucher	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5013	decent twirling wasabi pocky	4	good	Last Available: "2011-03"
5014	spoiled half-sized tobiko pocky	2	crappy	Last Available: "2011-03"
5015	flavorless natto pocky	3	decent	Last Available: "2011-03"
5016	special hand-crafted wasabi-infused sake	3	EPIC	Effect: "Deeply Ironic", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2011-03"
5017	drinkable practically non-alcoholic tobiko-infused sake	1	good	Last Available: "2011-03"
5018	smooth natto-infused sake	4	awesome	Last Available: "2011-03"
5019	warmed wasabi marble soda	0		Effect: "The Magical Mojomuscular Melody", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2011-03"
5020	non-enhanced tobiko marble soda	0		Effect: "Arresistible", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2011-03"
5021	wet natto marble soda	0		Effect: "Human-Machine Hybrid", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2011-03"
5022	Alice's Army booster box	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5023	oxidized blurry elderly jawbreaker	0		Effect: "Abyssal Tears", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2020-09"
5024	tolerable marshmallow flamb&eacute;	3	good	Last Available: "2011-03"
5025	weak delicious cranberry schnapps	2	awesome	Last Available: "2011-03"
5026	perfectly mixed spinning breaded beer	3	super ultra EPIC	Last Available: "2011-03"
5027	drinkable weak soy cordial	2	good	Last Available: "2011-03"
5028	lightning-fast Sherlock's wholesome astral bludgeon	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Item Drop: +25, Initiative: +40
5029	mirror red scandalous astral shield of the detective	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Item Drop: +20
5030	pulsating horrifying Annie Oakley's astral chapeau of the glutton	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Spooky Damage: +25, Food Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 12"
5031	reassuring Tesla wicked astral bracer	0		Spell Damage: +5, Spooky Resistance: +1, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
5032	frightening coward's occult astral longbow	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Monster Level: -20, Spooky Damage: +5
5033	tumbling friendly studded beefy astral shorts	0		Muscle: +10, Damage Absorption: +80, Familiar Weight: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xGhoul, cap 12"
5034	wobbly auspicious MacGyver's Oprah's astral mace	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Maximum MP: +100, Item Drop: +10
5035	smartaleck's brainy astral trousers of terror	0		Mysticality: +5, Moxie Percent: +30, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 12"
5036	gray zippy chilly astral ring of the blizzard	0		Cold Damage: +5, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Initiative: +20
5037	rosewater-soaked Tesla savvy astral statuette	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Stench Resistance: +3, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
5038	flame-wreathed Van der Graaf astral pistol of mayonnaise	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
5039	reassuring astral mask of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +1
5040	twirling astral pet sweater	0		Familiar Weight: +10
5041	huge wobbly asbestos-lined sizzling astral shirt of bravery	0		Hot Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +5, Spooky Resistance: +5
5042	crafty astral belt of Flo-Jo	0		Maximum MP: +10, Initiative: +100
5043	spoiled half-sized astral hot dog	2	???	
5044	practically non-alcoholic delicious spinning astral pilsner	1	???	
5045	gray astral hot dog dinner	0		
5046	skewed jittery astral six-pack	0		
5047	Clan shower	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-04"
5048	shard of double-ice	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5049	fireproof chilly Temple Grandin's double-ice cap	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Cold Damage: +5, Hot Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 17", Last Available: "2011-04"
5050	rosewater-soaked double-paned smelly double-ice box	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +5, Stench Resistance: +3, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2011-04"
5051	Sherlock's double-ice britches of the pedagogue of Calamity Jane	0		Experience: +3, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Item Drop: +25, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 3xVolley, 3xLep, cap 17", Last Available: "2011-04"
5052	handful of numbers	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
5053	yellow Lars the Cyberian	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5054	intriguing puzzle box	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5055	tumbling obnoxious riddle	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5056	tumbling best joke ever	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5057	liquefied colloidal pulsating Atomic Comic	0		Effect: "Jacked In", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2011-04"
5058	dry green Red Pill	0		Effect: "Eye of the Seal", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2011-04"
5059	purple Skullhead's Screw	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5060	mysterious present	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5061	squat boxing-glove-in-a-box	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5062	voodoo doll	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5063	the finger	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5064	Salsa de las Epocas	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5065	moldy spaghetti con calaveras	4	crappy	Last Available: "2011-04"
5066	s'more gun	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5067	spoiled cyan popcorn	3	crappy	Last Available: "2011-04"
5068	flavorless chaos popcorn	3	decent	Last Available: "2011-04"
5069	yellow rock-hard dance instructor's sage hole	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Damage Reduction: 5, Last Available: "2011-04"
5070	skewed innuendo	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5071	rotten super-sized wobbly s'more	0	crappy	Last Available: "2011-04"
5072	shaking diamond ring	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5073	weak aged Russian Ice	2	awesome	Last Available: "2011-04"
5074	bouncing hale clay ashtray	0		Maximum HP: +20, Last Available: "2011-05"
5075	shaking lanyard of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5076	monster pants of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "3xVolley, 3xPotato, cap 17", Last Available: "2011-05"
5077	box of Pok&euml;mann band-aids	0		Last Available: "2011-05"
5078	concentrated jittery Pok&euml;mann band-aid	0		Effect: "The Dinsey Spirit", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2011-05"
5079	gray flame-wreathed experienced Van der Graaf helmet	0		Experience: +2, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, cap 7", Last Available: "2011-05"
5080	blurry Samson's crutch	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Last Available: "2011-05"
5081	shock belt of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5082	altered non-moist Okee-Dokee soda	0		Effect: "Shot in the Arse", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2011-05"
5083	dance instructor's rubber band gun	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Last Available: "2011-05"
5084	cyan gravedigger's pin-stripe slacks	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "6xSombrero, 2xPotato, cap 7", Last Available: "2011-05"
5085	cyan gloves of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5086	extra-pickled alkaline correction fluid	0		Effect: "Scrappy, Shadowy", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2011-05"
5087	Pok&euml;mann figurine: Porkachu of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5088	shaking Pok&euml;mann figurine: Magikrap of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5089	perfumed Pok&euml;mann figurine: Vegemite	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5090	fireproof Pok&euml;mann figurine: Vermouth	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5091	pulsating Pok&euml;mann figurine: Smugleaf of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5092	rock-hard Pok&euml;mann figurine: Twitter	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5093	Pok&euml;mann figurine: Bloodkip of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5094	Pok&euml;mann figurine: Hoboking of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5095	olive Newton's Pok&euml;mann figurine: Duck	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5096	savvy Pok&euml;mann figurine: Nothing	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5097	Pok&euml;mann figurine: Kagosan of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5098	supercharged Pok&euml;mann figurine: Galumpagump	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5099	Tesla Pok&euml;mann figurine: Shoggoth	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5100	narrow Pok&euml;mann figurine: Frank of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5101	inspector's Pok&euml;mann figurine: Moog	0		Item Drop: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5102	colloidal Vulcanized alkaline willyweed	0		Effect: "Hobonic", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2011-05"
5103	pickled jittery Nuclear Blastball	0		Effect: "Beta Carotene Overdose", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2011-05"
5104	concentrated liquefied fish juice box	0		Effect: "Frog In Your Throat", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2011-05"
5105	paint bomb	0		Last Available: "2011-05"
5106	hideous egg	0		Last Available: "2011-05"
5107	watered-down perfectly mixed Jeppson's Malort	2	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	Last Available: "2011-06"
5108	fistful of ashes	0		
5109	gray ghostly Usain Bolt's stress ball	0		Initiative: +80, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Squeeze Stress Ball", Last Available: "2011-05"
5110	Li'l Businessman Kit	0		Meat Drop: +5, Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2011-05"
5111	toasty Ultracolor&trade; shirt	0		Hot Damage: +5, Last Available: "2011-05"
5112	My Own Pen Pal kit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
5113	cyan packet of orchid seeds	0		
5114	tumbling stomp box	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
5115	hedge trimmers	0		
5116	A. W. O. L. commendation	0		Last Available: "2011-05"
5117	spinning reconstituted crow	0		Last Available: "2011-05"
5118	bird brain	0		
5119	tumbling busted wings	0		
5120	narrow Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery	0		Last Available: "2011-05"
5121	skewed spinning boxer's Admiral's hat of Tarzan of the empath	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Experience (Muscle): +3, Familiar Weight: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk", Last Available: "2011-05"
5122	Jim Carey's aviator's cap of the scaredy-cat of the cheetah	0		Monster Level: 10, Initiative: +60, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 12", Last Available: "2011-05"
5123	clever Newton's mirrored aviator shades	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Maximum MP: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5124	red Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy	0		Skill: "Natural Born Skeleton Killer", Last Available: "2011-05"
5125	wobbly Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5126	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5127	twirling Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5128	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5129	upside-down Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5130	red Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5131	flattened dry shaking green Ultrasoldier Serum	0		Effect: "Artificially Sweet", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2011-06"
5132	low-calorie adequate wobbly elven hardtack	1	good	Last Available: "2011-06"
5133	mediocre watered-down elven squeeze	2	decent	Last Available: "2011-06"
5134	blurry bouncing upside-down lunar isotope	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5135	E.M.U. joystick	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5136	E.M.U. rocket thrusters	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5137	jittery E.M.U. helmet	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5138	E.M.U. harness	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5139	wobbly carton of astral energy drinks	0		
5140	altered skewed skewed astral energy drink	1		Effect: "Pill Power", Effect Duration: 50
5141	Thwaitgold bee statuette	0		
5142	upside-down blurry moon unit	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5143	E.M.U. Unit	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5144	spinning handful of honey	0		
5145	galvanized triple-Vulcanized blinking honeypot	0		Effect: "Salty Dogs", Effect Duration: 27
5146	rotten tumbling wild honey pie	3	crappy	
5147	acceptable triple-distilled gray honey mead	8	good	
5148	asbestos-lined medical-grade honey dipper of the sweet-tooth	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Candy Drop: +100, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
5149	rosewater-soaked brawny honeybritches of the empath	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Familiar Weight: +5, Stench Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 2xGhuol, cap 43"
5150	narrow baleful wicked wizardly honeycap	0		Mysticality: +25, Spell Damage: 30, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 43"
5151	ghostly quilted Moonthril Circlet	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2011-06"
5152	lime green crafty Moonthril Greaves	0		Maximum MP: +10, Familiar Effect: "cap 25", Last Available: "2011-06"
5153	greedy Moonthril Flamberge	0		Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2011-06"
5154	forbidden Moonthril Longbow	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2011-06"
5155	fuchsia fireproof Moonthril Cuirass	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-06"
5156	wholesome plush alielf	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2011-06"
5157	liquefied pressed Comet Drop	0		Effect: "Witch Breaded", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2020-09"
5158	jittery blinking Van der Graaf plush dogcat	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2011-06"
5159	Socratic plush hamsterpus	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Last Available: "2011-06"
5160	plush ferrelf of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2011-06"
5161	plush alien hamsterpus of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Last Available: "2011-06"
5162	coward's plush mutated alielf	0		Monster Level: -20, Last Available: "2011-06"
5163	experienced beefy plush mutated alielephant	0		Muscle: +10, Experience: +2, Last Available: "2011-06"
5164	shaking mysterious chest	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-06"
5165	maroon spinning supercharged girl	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2011-06"
5166	tumbling spinning top hat and cane	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5167	synthetic dog hair pill	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5168	fuchsia distention pill	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5169	elven medi-pack	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5170	quadruple-magnetized triple-ionized transporter transponder	0		Effect: "Worth Your Salt", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2011-06"
5171	tumbling Map to Safety Shelter Ronald Prime	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5172	Map to Safety Shelter Grimace Prime	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5173	bouncing elven magi-pack	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5174	mediocre enchanted weak Saison du Lune	2	decent	Effect: "Full of Wist", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2011-06"
5175	drinkable Moonthril Schnapps	3	good	Last Available: "2011-06"
5176	watered-down perfectly mixed Wrecked Generator	2	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	Last Available: "2011-06"
5177	stale Spaghetti with Moonballs	4	decent	Last Available: "2011-06"
5178	stale twirling Crepes a la Lune	3	decent	Last Available: "2011-06"
5179	bland jittery Moon Pie	3	decent	Last Available: "2011-06"
5180	pickled pickled Comet Pop	0		Effect: "White Blooded", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2011-06"
5181	dry extra-deionized Flan in the Moon	0		Effect: "Cruisin' for a Bruisin'", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2011-06"
5182	extra-magnetized olive bouncing 1/6th Pound Cake	0		Effect: "Bananas!", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2011-06"
5183	Mint-in-box Moonthril Circlet	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5184	blue Mint-in-box Moonthril Greaves	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5185	Mint-in-box Moonthril Cuirass	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5186	huge Mint-in-box Moonthril Flamberge	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5187	narrow Mint-in-box Moonthril Longbow	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5188	vacuum-sealed galvanized skewed honey stick	0		Effect: "Sticky Hands", Effect Duration: 66
5189	tarnished fuchsia double-ice gum	0		Effect: "Inner Warmth", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2011-04"
5190	inspector's Operation Patriot Shield of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Item Drop: 20, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Throw Shield", Last Available: "2011-07", Variable
5191	squirming egg sac	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5192	ionized maroon squat corrupted data	0		Effect: "Icy Demeanor", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2011-06"
5193	11-inch knob sausage	0		
5194	exorcised sandwich	0		
5195	shaking Banfoy's Boutique Order Form	0		Last Available: "2011-07"
5196	blurry auspicious Great S-Cape	0		Item Drop: +10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-07"
5197	lard-coated Marvelous Unitard	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-07"
5198	mixed gooey paste	1	decent	Effect: "El Vibrations", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2011-08"
5199	dried beastly paste	1	crappy	Effect: "Radiated and Grodiated", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2011-08"
5200	diluted blurry paste	1	awesome	Effect: "Chain Chain Chains", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2011-08"
5201	powdered green ectoplasmic paste	1	decent	Effect: "Larger", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2011-08"
5202	distilled greasy paste	1	crappy	Last Available: "2011-08"
5203	twisted skewed shaking red bug paste	1	decent	Last Available: "2011-08"
5204	compressed skewed pulsating pulsating hippy paste	1	good	Last Available: "2011-08"
5205	vaporized wobbly orc paste	1	EPIC	Effect: "Sappy Blood", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2011-08"
5206	boiled narrow twirling maroon demonic paste	1	decent	Last Available: "2011-08"
5207	distilled huge wobbly indescribably horrible paste	1	good	Effect: "Colorful Gratitude", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2011-08"
5208	altered paste	1	good	Last Available: "2011-08"
5209	mixed goblin paste	1	good	Last Available: "2011-08"
5210	dehydrated olive mirror pirate paste	1	awesome	Effect: "Egg-stra Arm", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2011-08"
5211	mixed shaking chlorophyll paste	1	decent	Effect: "Make Meat FA$T!", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2011-08"
5212	powdered jittery wobbly paste	1	crappy	Last Available: "2011-08"
5213	twisted jittery Mer-kin paste	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-08"
5214	twisted slimy paste	1	crappy	Last Available: "2011-08"
5215	mixed wobbly penguin paste	1	good	Effect: "Compensatory Cruelness", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2011-08"
5216	mixed elemental paste	1	decent	Effect: "Drenched With Filth", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2011-08"
5217	dehydrated squat cosmic paste	1	awesome	Effect: "Wasabi With You", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2011-08"
5218	pickled yellow skewed hobo paste	1	good	Last Available: "2011-08"
5219	modified squat Crimbo paste	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-08"
5220	Teachings of the Fist	0		
5221	skewed fat loot token	0		No Pull
5222	Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette	0		
5223	teal Tome of Clip Art	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-09", Skill: "Summon Clip Art"
5224	fancy tasty ghostly Ur-Donut	3	awesome	Effect: "Chorale of Companionship", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2011-09"
5225	The Bomb	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5226	box of Familiar Jacks	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5227	fancy bad practically non-alcoholic bucket of wine	1	decent	Effect: "Muscle Unbound", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2011-09"
5228	flavorless squat ultrafondue	4	decent	Last Available: "2011-09"
5229	unbearable light	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5230	snowflake	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5231	crystal skull	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5232	borrowed time	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5233	ghostly box of hammers	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5234	shining halo of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-09"
5235	educational furry halo	0		Experience: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-09"
5236	Herculean frosty halo	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-09"
5237	sizzling time halo	0		Hot Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-09"
5238	weak perfectly mixed gray Lumineux Limnio	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-09"
5239	tolerable strong skewed Morto Moreto	5	good	Last Available: "2011-09"
5240	lousy spinning Temps Tempranillo	3	decent	Last Available: "2011-09"
5241	artisanal Bordeaux Marteaux	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-09"
5242	hand-crafted Fromage Pinotage	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-09"
5243	perfectly mixed Beignet Milgranet	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-09"
5244	lousy Muschat	4	decent	Last Available: "2011-09"
5245	massive flavorless cool jelly donut	6	decent	Last Available: "2011-09"
5246	enchanted normal shrapnel jelly donut	3	good	Effect: "Happy Trails", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2011-09"
5247	delicious occult jelly donut	4	awesome	Last Available: "2011-09"
5248	normal thyme jelly donut	3	good	Last Available: "2011-09"
5249	massive bland danish	7	decent	Last Available: "2011-09"
5250	fancy normal smashed danish	3	good	Effect: "Fishy", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2011-09"
5251	spoiled forbidden danish	3	crappy	Last Available: "2011-09"
5252	bland cyan blurry pulsating cool cat claw	3	decent	Last Available: "2011-09"
5253	low-calorie rotten spinning blunt cat claw	1	crappy	Last Available: "2011-09"
5254	adequate blinking shadowy cat claw	4	good	Last Available: "2011-09"
5255	flavorless cheezburger	4	decent	Last Available: "2011-09"
5256	rotten wobbly toasted brie	3	crappy	Last Available: "2011-09"
5257	polarized shaking potion of the field gar	0		Effect: "Heart of Orange", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2011-09"
5258	anodized ghostly shaking too legit potion	0		Effect: "Je Ne Sais Porquoise", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2011-09"
5259	alkaline tarnished bouncing Bright Water	0		Effect: "Jelly Combed", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2011-09"
5260	diffused olive cold-filtered water	0		Effect: "Cat Class, Cat Style", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2011-09"
5261	chilled graveyard snowglobe	0		Effect: "Dance of the Sugar Fairy", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2011-09"
5262	adjusted colloidal blurry cool cat elixir	0		Effect: "[1342]Slicked-Back Do", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2011-09"
5263	unsweetened pressed moist potion of the captain's hammer	0		Effect: "Extra-Sharp Weapon", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2011-09"
5264	colloidal boiled potion of X-ray vision	0		Effect: "Extra-Sharp Weapon", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2011-09"
5265	colloidal pulsating huge potion of the litterbox	0		Effect: "Pyramid Power", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2011-09"
5266	extra-Vulcanized blurry potion of animal rage	0		Effect: "Reedy Pipes", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2011-09"
5267	denatured olive potion of punctual companionship	0		Effect: "Stemonitis Storm", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2011-09"
5268	holy bomb, batman	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5269	shaking bobcat grenade	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5270	chocolate frosted sugar bomb	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5271	blinking broken glass grenade	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5272	olive noxious gas grenade	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5273	skull with a fuse in it	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5274	boozebomb	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5275	electrified hammerus	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2011-09"
5276	huge blunt icepick	0		Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2011-09"
5277	Van der Graaf fluorescent lightbulb	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2011-09"
5278	Van der Graaf blammer of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2011-09"
5279	ghostly clock-cleaning hammer of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2011-09"
5280	mirror 4:20 bomb	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5281	shaking slick broken clock	0		Moxie: +10, Last Available: "2011-09"
5282	spinning dethklok of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2011-09"
5283	greedy glacial clock	0		Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2011-09"
5284	Gygaxian Libram	0		Last Available: "2011-09", Skill: "Summon Dice"
5285	d4	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5286	d6	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5287	d8	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5288	wobbly d10	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5289	d12	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5290	d20	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5291	purple generic healing potion	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5292	generic mana potion	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5293	generic restorative potion	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5294	kobold treasure hoard	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5295	newborn kobold	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5296	tumbling slightly thicker filthy rags	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-09"
5297	dungeon dragon chest	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5298	rotten gigantic phish stick	9	crappy	Last Available: "2011-09"
5299	ribald personal trainer's plastic vampire fangs of the empath	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Familiar Weight: +5, Sleaze Damage: +10, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Feed", Last Available: "2011-10"
5300	green Interview With You (a Vampire)	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5301	Make-Your-Own-Vampire-Fangs kit	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5302	squat your own heart	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5303	skewed rosewater-soaked Sword of the Brouhaha Prince	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2011-10"
5304	purple wool Chalice of the Malkovich Prince of the storm of Leguizamo	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Monster Level: +20, Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2011-10"
5305	shaking coward's Sceptre of the Torremolinos Prince	0		Monster Level: -20, Last Available: "2011-10"
5306	supercool Medallion of the Ventrilo Prince	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Last Available: "2011-10"
5307	Haunted Sorority House staff guide	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5308	ghost trap	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5309	chainsaw chain	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5310	shotgun shell	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5311	funhouse mirror	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5312	anodized chilled denatured maroon bouncing ghostly body paint	0		Effect: "Almost Cool", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2011-10"
5313	quadruple-dry activated necrotizing body spray	0		Effect: "Piratastic", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2011-10"
5314	magnetized double-cold-filtered narrow bite-me-red lipstick	0		Effect: "Faboooo", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2011-10"
5315	electrified polymerized whisker pencil	0		Effect: "Wax On Your Shoes", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2011-10"
5316	colloidal blurry press-on ribs	0		Effect: "Jawin'", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2011-10"
5317	deionized skewed Rattlin' Chains	0		Effect: "Angry Bone", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2011-10"
5318	chilled activated Gummy Brains	0		Effect: "Weasels Underfoot", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2011-10"
5319	ionized lime green Blood 'n' Plenty	0		Effect: "Mathematically Precise", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2011-10"
5320	polymerized upside-down bouncing Lobos Mints	0		Effect: "Bright!", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2011-10"
5321	double-dry ionized Sweet Sword	0		Effect: "Muscularrr", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2011-10"
5322	bad enchanted watered-down Ecto-Cooler	2	decent	Effect: "Heart of Yellow", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2011-10"
5323	smooth huge Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	3	awesome	Last Available: "2011-10"
5324	artisanal shaking cyan Blood Light	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-10"
5325	acceptable fancy Silver Bullet beer	4	good	Effect: "Hagg-ard", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2011-10"
5326	perfectly mixed Bone's Farm &quot;wine&quot;	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-10"
5327	squat ghost protocol	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5328	liquefied dry blurry sorority brain	0		Effect: "Amorphous Cheer", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2011-10"
5329	energized red Nightstalker perfume	0		Effect: "Dreadful Sheen", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2011-10"
5330	activated mirror drum of pomade	0		Effect: "Blessing of Bulbazinalli", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2011-10"
5331	throwing bone	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5332	tumbling asbestos-lined extra-see-thru nightie	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2011-10"
5333	upside-down greedy Lo Pan's BRAINS shorts	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Meat Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1.5xGhuol", Last Available: "2011-10"
5334	crafty Mesmereyes&trade; contact lenses	0		Maximum MP: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-10"
5335	dog trainer's scrunchie	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-10"
5336	twirling Jack Frost's extremely skinny jeans of courage	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy", Last Available: "2011-10"
5337	gray Newton's sage The Necbromancer's Hat	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr", Last Available: "2011-10"
5338	jittery spinning brainy The Necbromancer's Stein of the storm of horror	0		Mysticality: +5, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2011-10"
5339	perfumed weightlifter's The Necbromancer's Shorts of the businessman	0		Muscle: +15, Stench Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xGhuol", Last Available: "2011-10"
5340	rosewater-soaked Jack Frost's quilted The Necbromancer's Wizard Staff	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2011-10"
5341	The Necbronomicon	0		Skill: "Summon &quot;Boner Battalion&quot;", Last Available: "2011-10"
5342	spirit-forward acceptable narrow The Cooler Out of Space	5	good	Last Available: "2011-10"
5343	The Necbronomicon (used)	0		Skill: "Summon &quot;Boner Battalion&quot;", Last Available: "2011-10"
5344	sorority girl's box	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5345	warmed magnetized spinning Necbro wafers	0		Effect: "Cosmic Flavor", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2020-09"
5346	death blossom	0		
5347	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used)	0		Skill: "Holiday Weight Gain", Last Available: "2009-12"
5348	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used)	0		Skill: "Jingle Bells", Last Available: "2009-12"
5349	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used)	0		Skill: "Candyblast", Last Available: "2009-12"
5350	lime green jittery A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used)	0		Skill: "Surge of Icing", Last Available: "2009-12"
5351	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used)	0		Skill: "Stealth Mistletoe", Last Available: "2009-12"
5352	gray A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used)	0		Skill: "Cringle's Curative Carol", Last Available: "2009-12"
5353	jar of oil	0		
5354	ghostly The Art of Slapfighting (used)	0		Class: "Seal Clubber", Skill: "Iron Palm Technique", Last Available: "2010-06"
5355	blue Uncle Romulus (used)	0		Class: "Turtle Tamer", Skill: "Curiosity of Br'er Tarrypin", Last Available: "2010-03"
5356	bouncing ghostly A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used)	0		Class: "Pastamancer", Skill: "Stringozzi Serpent", Last Available: "2010-04"
5357	Zu Mannk&auml;se Dienen (used)	0		Class: "Sauceror", Skill: "K&auml;seso&szlig;esturm", Last Available: "2010-01"
5358	Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used)	0		Class: "Disco Bandit", Skill: "Kung Fu Hustler", Last Available: "2011-01"
5359	skewed Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled)	0		Class: "Accordion Thief", Skill: "Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration", Last Available: "2010-02"
5360	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used)	0		Skill: "Toynado", Last Available: "2010-12"
5361	ghostly bouncing The Joy of Wassailing (used)	0		Skill: "Wassail", Last Available: "2010-12"
5362	purple blinking CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used)	0		Skill: "Fashionably Late", Last Available: "2011-01"
5363	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used)	0		Skill: "Executive Narcolepsy", Last Available: "2011-01"
5364	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used)	0		Skill: "Lunch Break", Last Available: "2011-01"
5365	tumbling upside-down CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used)	0		Skill: "Offensive Joke", Last Available: "2011-01"
5366	huge CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used)	0		Skill: "Managerial Manipulation", Last Available: "2011-01"
5367	Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded)	0		Skill: "Natural Born Skeleton Killer", Last Available: "2011-05"
5368	Ellsbury's journal (used)	0		Skill: "Unaccompanied Miner", Last Available: "2010-09"
5369	KoL Con 8-Bit power bracelet of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Last Available: "2011-09"
5370	boiler	0		
5371	stuffed-shirt scarecrow	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-11"
5372	slick plastic trollipop	0		Moxie: +10, Last Available: "2011-12"
5373	blurry frightening plastic Fudge Wizard	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
5374	hale plastic abominable fudgeman	0		Maximum HP: +20, Last Available: "2011-12"
5375	skewed Van der Graaf plastic colollilossus	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2011-12"
5376	supercharged Newton's plastic Big Candy	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2011-12"
5377	The Groose in the Hoose	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-12"
5378	spruce juice	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5379	altered groose grease	1	decent	Last Available: "2012-12"
5380	mirror lollipop stick	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5381	bananagate	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5382	pearidot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5383	tourmalime	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5384	fuchsia kumquartz	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5385	strawberyl	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5386	olive weightlifter's ridiculous belt	0		Muscle: +15, Last Available: "2011-11"
5387	occult ridiculous earring	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Last Available: "2011-11"
5388	spinning rock-hard ridiculous sunglasses	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Last Available: "2011-11"
5389	decent bite-sized ridiculous sandwich	1	good	Last Available: "2011-11"
5390	artisanal narrow ridiculous cocktail	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-11"
5391	scandalous lion tamer's zombie monkey necklace	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Sleaze Damage: +5
5392	Thwaitgold butterfly statuette	0		
5393	jittery scrap of paper	0		
5394	sandpaper	0		
5395	pulsating peppermint sprout	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5396	corrupted extra-enhanced peppermint twist	0		Effect: "Unusual Perspective", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2011-11"
5397	special rotten mirror peppermint patty	3	crappy	Effect: "Held Closer", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2011-11"
5398	twirling peppermint crook	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5399	peppermint rhino baby	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5400	candy cane candygram	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
5401	cyan wobbly peppermint parasol	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5402	scandalous candy cane	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
5403	Mint Salton Pepper's Peppermint Seed Catalog	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5404	shaking Peppermint Pip Packet	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5405	Usain Bolt's Jim Carey's wicked cane-mail shirt	0		Spell Damage: +5, Monster Level: +25, Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2011-12"
5406	horrifying chilly cane-mail pants of the sewer	0		Cold Damage: +5, Stench Damage: +25, Spooky Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xBarrr, cap 25", Last Available: "2011-12"
5407	enchanted mediocre jittery Vodka Matryoshka	4	decent	Effect: "Fungal Fortification", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2011-12"
5408	tolerable Gin Mint	3	good	Last Available: "2011-12"
5409	boozy mediocre Tequiz Navidad	5	decent	Last Available: "2011-12"
5410	bad Mint Yulep	4	decent	Last Available: "2011-12"
5411	hand-crafted Crimbojito	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-12"
5412	perfectly mixed Sangria de Menthe	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-12"
5413	candycaine powder	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
5414	licorice boa	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
5415	wet licorice root	0		Effect: "The Chains Down In The Belly-O", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2011-12"
5416	modified lime green banana supersucker	0		Effect: "Icy Composition", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2011-11"
5417	cold-filtered pear supersucker	0		Effect: "In a Lather", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2011-11"
5418	energized jittery lime supersucker	0		Effect: "Buggy Flavor", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2011-11"
5419	quantum kumquat supersucker	0		Effect: "Rat-Faced", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2011-11"
5420	extra-enhanced dry blinking strawberry supersucker	0		Effect: "Tingly Wrists", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2011-11"
5421	jittery bananarama bangle of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-11"
5422	ghostly extremely unsafe pair of pearidot earrings	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-11"
5423	Jeselnik's tourmalime tourniquet	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-11"
5424	fuchsia cool kumquartz ring	0		Moxie: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-11"
5425	strawberyl necklace of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-11"
5426	dangerous sucker bucket of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Weapon Damage: +10, Last Available: "2011-11"
5427	fuchsia resourceful sucker hakama	0		Maximum MP: +50, Familiar Effect: "afk, cap 12", Last Available: "2011-11"
5428	toasty sucker kabuto	0		Hot Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "Atk, cap 12", Last Available: "2011-11"
5429	studded sucker tachi	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Last Available: "2011-11"
5430	narrow sucker scaffold	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5431	twirling mirror cinnamon troll doll	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5432	grape troll doll	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5433	raspberry troll doll	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5434	squat pulsating DNOTC Box	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
5435	fudgecule	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5436	denatured fudge lily	0		Effect: "In Vino Vires", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2011-11"
5437	superheated fudge	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5438	polarized enhanced maroon fluid of fudge-finding	0		Effect: "It Didn't Kill You", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2011-11"
5439	fudgepuck	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5440	jumbo adequate fudgesicle	5	good	Last Available: "2011-11"
5441	wand of fudge control	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5442	The Kloop in the Coop	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-12"
5443	narrow shaking miniscule beatbox	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5444	enhanced unsweetened jittery devilish folio	0		Effect: "Permafrosty", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2012-12"
5445	purple clumsiness bark	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5446	jar full of wind	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5447	purple dangerous jerkcicle	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5448	furious stone	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5449	blurry vanity stone	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5450	blinking lecherous stone	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5451	jealousy stone	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5452	avarice stone	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5453	gluttonous stone	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5454	gummi ingot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5455	huge gummi ingot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5456	gummi ingot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5457	colloidal skewed Fudgie Roll	0		Effect: "Pharmaceutically Cool", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2011-11"
5458	delicious fudge bunny	3	awesome	Last Available: "2011-11"
5459	fudge spork	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5460	careful hardened fudgecycle	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Monster Level: -10, Item Drop: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-11"
5461	blinking fudge cube	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5462	blank fudge mold	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5463	Libram of Resolutions	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-01", Skill: "Summon Resolutions"
5464	colloidal twirling resolution: be wealthier	0		Effect: "Riboflavin'", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2012-01"
5465	chilled ionized resolution: be happier	0		Effect: "Sucrose-Colored Glasses", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2012-01"
5466	irradiated resolution: be stronger	0		Effect: "Heart of White", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2012-01"
5467	anodized mirror resolution: be smarter	0		Effect: "Chow Downed", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2012-01"
5468	modified liquefied squat resolution: be sexier	0		Effect: "Starry-Eyed", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2012-01"
5469	oxidized flattened jittery resolution: be feistier	0		Effect: "One Very Clear Eye", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2012-01"
5470	boiled denatured resolution: be kinder	0		Effect: "Amorous Avarice", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2012-01"
5471	non-improved Vulcanized huge resolution: be more adventurous	0		Effect: "Mystically Oiled", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2012-01"
5472	magnetized squat resolution: be luckier	0		Effect: "There Is A Spoon", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2012-01"
5473	gummi ingot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5474	gummi ingot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5475	gummi ingot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5476	concentrated wet gummi salamander	0		Effect: "Deadly Flashing Blade", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2011-11"
5477	polymerized gummi snake	0		Effect: "Celestial Vision", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2011-11"
5478	chilled gummi canary	0		Effect: "Greasy Flavor", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2011-11"
5479	yummy gummi bear	3	awesome	Last Available: "2011-11"
5480	moldy tumbling gummi bear	3	crappy	Last Available: "2011-11"
5481	adequate big gummi bear	5	good	Last Available: "2011-11"
5482	rotten thick green drunki-bear	5	crappy	Last Available: "2011-11"
5483	spoiled jumbo drunki-bear	5	crappy	Last Available: "2011-11"
5484	moldy drunki-bear	3	crappy	Last Available: "2011-11"
5485	purple hardy gummi bowtie	0		Maximum HP: +50, Last Available: "2011-11"
5486	narrow medical-grade fudge pocket square	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2011-11"
5487	nasty lollipop cufflinks	0		Stench Damage: +5, Last Available: "2011-11"
5488	trilobite fossil	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5489	ammonite fossil	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5490	upside-down belemnite fossil	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5491	trilobite candy mold	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5492	ammonite candy mold	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5493	belemnite candy mold	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5494	boiled extra-wet blue gummi trilobite	0		Effect: "Drenched With Filth", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2011-11"
5495	altered double-modified gummi ammonite	0		Effect: "Fratty Flavor", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2011-11"
5496	corrupted vacuum-sealed bouncing gummi belemnite	0		Effect: "Rave Nirvana", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2011-11"
5497	all-year sucker	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5498	heart of dark chocolate	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5499	Big Candy's tophat of wisdom of the brazier	0		Mysticality: +15, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xGhoul, 1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2011-11"
5500	Fuzzby	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-11"
5501	skewed Jackass Plumber home game	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5502	huge Trivial Avocations board game	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5503	Tickle-Me Emilio	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5504	blessed box	0		
5505	pack of pogs	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5506	normal jerky coins	4	good	Last Available: "2011-11"
5507	drinkable twirling Go-Wassail	3	good	Last Available: "2011-11"
5508	quadruple-flattened Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide	0		Effect: "Egg-headedness", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2011-11"
5509	magnetized yellow bottle of bubbles	0		Effect: "Patience of the Tortoise", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2011-11"
5510	quantum extra-nitrogenated quantum bouncing wind-up meatcar	0		Effect: "Surreally Buff", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2011-11"
5511	spinning Trivial Avocations Card: What?	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5512	Trivial Avocations Card: When?	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5513	Trivial Avocations Card: Who?	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5514	shaking Trivial Avocations Card: Where?	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5515	pog #01 (spider)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5516	pog #02 (Knob goblin)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5517	narrow pog #03 (warwelf)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5518	skewed jittery pog #04 (skleleton)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5519	narrow pog #05 (ninja snowman)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5520	upside-down pog #06 (filthy hippy)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5521	pog #07 (orcish frat boy)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5522	tumbling pog #08 (hellion)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5523	pog #09 (pirate)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5524	pog #10 (hobo)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5525	pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5526	vacuum-sealed shaking purple Atomic Pop	0		Effect: "Feeling No Pain", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2020-09"
5527	narrow do-rag	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-11"
5528	cyan whimpering willow bark	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5529	diet yummy berries of suffering	1	awesome	Last Available: "2012-12"
5530	galvanized non-improved baobab sap	0		Effect: "Hobonic", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2012-12"
5531	cup of hickory chicory	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5532	magnolia blossom	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5533	denatured extra-pressed blinking Mortimer's nostrum	0		Effect: "Mint-Condition Breath", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2012-12"
5534	perfectly mixed practically non-alcoholic Barulio's bottle	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	Last Available: "2012-12"
5535	energized aerosolized enhanced gray Marvin's marvelous pill	0		Effect: "Spooky Jellied", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2012-12"
5536	Winifred's whistle	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5537	prose pen	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5538	shaking half-empty carton of milk	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5539	glass of warm water	0		Free Pull
5540	wet galvanized skewed pulsating desktop zen garden	0		Effect: "The Spy Who Loved XP", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2012-12"
5541	Vivian's Vitamin	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5542	pink-belly slapper	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5543	quilted thinker's Leapin' Trousers	0		Mysticality: +10, Damage Absorption: +40
5544	perfectly mixed weak spinning eggnog	2	super ultra mega EPIC	Last Available: "2012-12"
5545	delicious snack-sized jittery hamhock	2	awesome	Last Available: "2012-12"
5546	cyan The Thorax's Codex of Tormenting Plants	0		Skill: "Torment Plant", Last Available: "2012-12"
5547	Clancy's sackbut	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5548	Ghost Pinching Quarterly	0		Skill: "Pinch Ghost", Last Available: "2012-12"
5549	Clancy's crumhorn	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5550	spinning The Snitch's Manifesto	0		Skill: "Tattle", Last Available: "2012-12"
5551	shaking Clancy's lute	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5552	red Annie Oakley's Trusty	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20
5553	can of Rain-Doh	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5554	gray empty Rain-Doh can	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5555	magnetized fireclutch	0		Effect: "Hair on Your Chest", Effect Duration: 63
5556	greedy aromatic Rain-Doh wings	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Meat Drop: +20, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2012-02"
5557	Rain-Doh agent	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5558	wobbly inspector's Rain-Doh laser gun of the cheetah	0		Item Drop: +15, Initiative: +60, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2012-02"
5559	teal chilly wholesome Rain-Doh lantern	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Cold Damage: +5, Softcore Only, Lantern: 1, Lantern Element: "Stench", Last Available: "2012-02"
5560	spinning Rain-Doh balls	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5561	blurry Rain-Doh indigo cup	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5562	razor-sharp Socratic Rain-Doh violet bo	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2012-02"
5563	twirling Rain-Doh box	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5564	Rain-Doh box full of monster	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5565	rotten PB&BP	4	crappy	
5566	rotten tiny club sandwich	1	crappy	
5567	bland corned-beef Reuben	3	decent	
5568	tumbling frayed ninja rope	0		
5569	mirror dull ninja crampons	0		
5570	loose ninja carabiner	0		
5571	blue Groar's fur	0		
5572	upside-down Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette	0		
5573	weak delicious Drac & Tan	2	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5574	extra-dry lousy twirling Transylvania Sling	5	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5575	acceptable Shot of the Living Dead	3	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5576	hand-crafted Buttery Knob	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5577	tolerable special Slippery Knob	4	good	Effect: "Adorable Lookout", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2012-03"
5578	delicious Flaming Knob	4	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5579	practically non-alcoholic drinkable Grasshopper	1	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5580	irresponsibly strong mediocre Locust	6	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5581	mediocre practically non-alcoholic squat Plague of Locusts	1	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5582	practically non-alcoholic tolerable Red Dwarf	1	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5583	boozy delicious Golden Mean	5	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5584	lousy distilled Green Giant	5	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5585	artisanal Aye Aye	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5586	perfectly mixed Aye Aye, Captain	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5587	artisanal olive Aye Aye, Tooth Tooth	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5588	fancy smooth Humanitini	3	awesome	Effect: "L'instinct F&eacute;lin", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2012-03"
5589	weak hand-crafted More Humanitini than Humanitini	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5590	perfectly mixed practically non-alcoholic Oh, the Humanitini	1	super ultra EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5591	hand-crafted practically non-alcoholic yellow Great Older Fashioned	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5592	hand-crafted Fuzzy Tentacle	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5593	bad watered-down Crazymaker	2	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5594	smooth high-proof Zoodriver	7	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5595	tolerable shaking Sloe Comfortable Zoo	4	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5596	perfectly mixed special red Sloe Comfortable Zoo on Fire	3	EPIC	Effect: "Speed of the Internet", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2012-03"
5597	triple-distilled tolerable jittery Suffering Sinner	9	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5598	acceptable Suppurating Sinner	3	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5599	boozy bad skewed Sizzling Sinner	5	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5600	artisanal fuchsia Firewater	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5601	high-proof mediocre Earth and Firewater	9	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5602	drinkable distilled Earth, Wind and Firewater	5	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5603	perfectly mixed gray Slimosa	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5604	hand-crafted Extra-slimy Slimosa	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5605	watered-down drinkable enchanted Slimebite	2	good	Effect: "Lucky Cat Is Lucky", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2012-03"
5606	triple-distilled mediocre Cement Mixer	6	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5607	practically non-alcoholic drinkable Jackhammer	1	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5608	lousy strong Dump Truck	5	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5609	hand-crafted Fauna Libre	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5610	practically non-alcoholic hand-crafted Chakra Libre	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5611	mediocre triple-distilled Aura Libre	10	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5612	tolerable squat ghostly Sazerorc	3	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5613	mediocre Sazuruk-hai	4	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5614	watered-down delicious Flaming Sazerorc	2	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5615	mediocre practically non-alcoholic Green Velvet	1	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5616	lousy Green Muslin	4	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5617	artisanal Green Burlap	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5618	delicious Mohobo	3	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5619	drinkable blinking Moonshine Mohobo	4	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5620	special lousy olive Flaming Mohobo	3	decent	Effect: "Healthy Blue Glow", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2012-03"
5621	aged Drunken Philosopher	4	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5622	irresponsibly strong hand-crafted Drunken Neurologist	6	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5623	hand-crafted pulsating Drunken Astrophysicist	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5624	watered-down perfectly mixed blurry squat Dark & Starry	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5625	special tolerable Black Hole	4	good	Effect: "Extra-Wet", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2012-03"
5626	mediocre jittery Event Horizon	4	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5627	perfectly mixed blurry Herring Daiquiri	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5628	acceptable gray Herring Wallbanger	4	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5629	smooth wobbly Herringtini	3	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5630	practically non-alcoholic acceptable lime green Lollipop Drop	1	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5631	artisanal Candy Alexander	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5632	hand-crafted practically non-alcoholic Candicaine	1	super ultra EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5633	irresponsibly strong mediocre ghostly Caipiranha	6	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5634	perfectly mixed twirling shaking Flying Caipiranha	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5635	watered-down tolerable spinning Flaming Caipiranha	2	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5636	spirit-forward drinkable Punchplanter	5	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5637	weak mediocre mirror Doublepunchplanter	2	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5638	artisanal olive skewed Haymaker	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5639	Small Medium	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-03"
5640	upside-down crystal decanter	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2012-03"
5641	rotten fungus	4	crappy	
5642	squat poisoned dart	0		
5643	enhanced narrow stone wool	0		Effect: "It Didn't Kill You", Effect Duration: 35
5644	stones	0		
5645	the Nostril of the Serpent	0		
5646	calendar fragment	0		
5647	mansplainer's calendar	0		Monster Level: +15
5648	mirror skewed Boris's Helm of the wise owl of vim and vigor	0		Mysticality: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Softcore Only, Free Pull, Familiar Effect: "atk, MP regen, cap 25", Last Available: "2012-04", Minstrel Level: +1, Softcore Only: [1-path(Avatar of Boris)]
5649	maroon groovy staph of homophones of the overflowing toilet	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Alters Page Text
5650	double-paned banded baleful Boris's Helm (askew)	0		Spell Damage: +25, Damage Absorption: +100, Cold Resistance: +5, Softcore Only, Free Pull, Familiar Effect: "atk, MP regen, cap 25", Last Available: "2012-04", Minstrel Level: +1, Softcore Only: [1-path(Avatar of Boris)]
5651	red mime soul fragment	0		Last Available: "2012-04"
5652	Monster Manuel	0		Free Pull
5653	shaking key-o-tron	0		
5654	yummy nailswurst	3	awesome	
5655	hand-crafted used beer	3	EPIC	
5656	Huggler Radio	0		Free Pull
5657	fettucini &eacute;pines Inconnu recipe	0		Recipe: "fettucini &eacute;pines Inconnu"
5658	slap and slap again recipe	0		Recipe: "slap and slap again"
5659	insulting hat of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Familiar Effect: "cap 2"
5660	bouncing blurry medical-grade offensive moustache	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip
5661	ghostly strapping hairshirt	0		Muscle: +5
5662	skewed Olympic-sized Clan crate	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-05"
5663	blurry microwave	0		Free Pull
5664	pony keg	0		Free Pull
5665	cyan How to Tolerate Jerks	0		Skill: "Thick-Skinned"
5666	pulsating bouncing How to Hold a Grudge	0		Skill: "Chip on your Shoulder"
5667	puppet strings	0		Free Pull
5668	bagged &quot;L&quot;	0		
5669	tumbling club	0		
5670	toothsome jumbo fettucini &eacute;pines Inconnu	5	awesome	
5671	lousy weak slap and slap again	2	decent	
5672	gunpowder burrito	2	good	
5673	beery blood	2	good	
5674	&quot;L&quot;	0		
5675	powdered watered-down Red Minotaur	1		
5676	pool torpedo	0		Last Available: "2012-05"
5677	Herculean Ze&trade; goggles	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Familiar Effect: "Atk, cap 7", Last Available: "2012-05"
5678	ghostly blinking soggy used band-aid	0		Last Available: "2012-05"
5679	forbidden educational stylish swimsuit	0		Experience: +1, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 10", Last Available: "2012-05"
5680	lost key	0		Last Available: "2012-05"
5681	stale P.B.L.T.	3	decent	
5682	note from Clancy	0		Skill: "Request Sandwich"
5683	spinning BURT	0		
5684	shaking handful of juicy garbage	0		
5685	spinning bugbear communicator badge	0		
5686	quantum nanopolymer spider web	0		
5687	bugbear autopsy tweezers	0		
5688	steel-toed UV monocular	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Single Equip
5689	spinning jittery drone self-destruct chip	0		
5690	Jeff Goldblum larva	0		
5691	pacification grenade	0		
5692	quantum disintegrator pistol of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15
5693	spinning forbidden phase-tuned shield generator belt	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Single Equip
5694	squat Thwaitgold woollybear statuette	0		
5695	pulsating Socratic bugbear detector	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Single Equip
5696	bouncing bugbear purification pill	0		
5697	1 Meat	0		
5698	mirror pulsating olive nasty The Lost Glasses of mayonnaise	0		Stench Damage: +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
5699	The Lost Pill Bottle	0		Last Available: "2012-05"
5700	The Lost Comb	0		
5701	bouncing Moping Artistic Goth Kid	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-06"
5702	mannequin	0		Familiar Weight: +5
5703	crayon shavings	0		Last Available: "2012-06"
5704	wax bugbear	0		Last Available: "2012-06"
5705	censurious double-paned wax hat	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy", Last Available: "2012-06"
5706	scandalous wax pants of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Sleaze Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xBarrr, cap 12", Last Available: "2012-06"
5707	tumbling FDKOL commendation	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5708	extra-corrupted drop of water-37	0		Effect: "Eldritch Concentration", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2012-07"
5709	huge frosty arcane researcher's fireman's helmet	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "cold atk", Last Available: "2012-07"
5712	blinking smelly fire axe	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2012-07"
5713	deadly weightlifter's fire extinguisher of the scaredy-cat	0		Muscle: +15, Weapon Damage: +5, Monster Level: -15, Last Available: "2012-07"
5714	FDKOL tattoo	0		
5715	Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians	0		Skill: "Frigidalmatian", Last Available: "2012-07"
5716	skewed Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used)	0		Skill: "Frigidalmatian", Last Available: "2012-07"
5717	gigantic flavorless FDKOL hotcakes	8	decent	Last Available: "2012-07"
5718	hot egg	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5719	fuchsia smoking grass	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5720	tasty fiery wing	4	awesome	Last Available: "2012-07"
5721	extremely unsafe wings of fire of the overflowing toilet	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2012-07"
5722	experienced FDKOL fire hose	0		Experience: +2, Last Available: "2012-07"
5723	dry non-oxidized bottle of fire	0		Effect: "Tapped In", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2012-07"
5724	molten brick	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5725	hot daub	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5726	twirling electrified stiffened hot daub bun	0		Damage Reduction: 1, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cap 21", Last Available: "2012-07"
5727	blue hot daub stand of the cougar of the businessman	0		Moxie: +20, Meat Drop: +50, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cap 21", Last Available: "2012-07"
5728	weightlifter's foot-long hot daub of the scaredy-cat	0		Muscle: +15, Monster Level: -15, Last Available: "2012-07"
5729	twirling ballpark hot daub	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5730	normal fuchsia angst burger	4	good	
5731	artisanal strong bouncing 5-hour acrimony	5	EPIC	
5732	wobbly blank note	0		
5733	eerily silent box	0		
5734	spoiled forbidden sausage	3	crappy	
5735	beefcake's Lord Flameface's cloak	0		Muscle: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Swirl Cloak", Last Available: "2012-07"
5736	colloidal bouncing shaking Drizzlers&trade; Black Licorice	0		Effect: "Shoesauce", Effect Duration: 28
5737	irradiated ionized daub-breaker	0		Effect: "Mo' Hobo", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2020-09"
5738	Camp Scout backpack of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Softcore Only, Drops Items, Last Available: "2012-07"
5739	blinking CSA fire-starting kit	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5740	flavorless super-sized bag of GORP	5	decent	Last Available: "2012-07"
5741	mediocre water purification pills	4	decent	Last Available: "2012-07"
5742	maroon Camp Scout pup tent	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5743	hand-crafted triple-distilled blinking CSA scoutmaster's &quot;water&quot;	8	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-07"
5744	tasty bag of GORF	3	awesome	Last Available: "2012-07"
5745	CSA discount card	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
5746	special spoiled bag of QWOP	3	crappy	Effect: "Patched In", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2012-07"
5747	frozen blinking CSA bravery badge	0		Effect: "The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2012-07"
5748	tumbling CSA all-purpose soap	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5749	acceptable CSA cheerfulness ration	3	good	Last Available: "2012-07"
5750	cyan CSA obedience grenade	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5751	wobbly Tales of the Word Realms	0		
5752	flavorless crappy brain	3	decent	
5753	decent diet blinking decent brain	1	good	
5754	normal blinking good brain	3	good	
5755	stale boss brain	4	decent	
5756	moldy hunter brain	3	crappy	
5758	red greedy smartaleck's beefy Staff of Holiday Sensations	0		Muscle: +10, Moxie Percent: +30, Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2011-11"
5759	narrow skewed flame-wreathed Tesla staff	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
5760	mirror executive energetic hale staff	0		Maximum HP: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Meat Drop: +40
5761	energetic Fonzie's Staff of the Scummy Sink of incineration	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Slime Hates It: +1
5762	nose	0		
5763	flame-retardant toasty Superhero Reboots	0		Hot Damage: +5, Hot Resistance: +1
5764	spinning aromatic studded fuzzy busby	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Stench Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, cap 32"
5765	ribald rock-hard fuzzy earmuffs	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Sleaze Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, cap 32"
5766	censurious sizzling hardened fuzzy montera	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Hot Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, cap 32"
5767	Unagnimated Gnome	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-08"
5768	gnomish swimmer's ears	0		Better Diver: +10, Equips On: "Reagnimated Gnome", Familiar Effect: "underwater", Last Available: "2012-08"
5769	gnomish coal miner's lung	0		Equips On: "Reagnimated Gnome", Familiar Effect: "block", Last Available: "2012-08"
5770	gnomish tennis elbow	0		Equips On: "Reagnimated Gnome", Familiar Effect: "damage", Last Available: "2012-08"
5771	pulsating gnomish housemaid's kgnee	0		Equips On: "Reagnimated Gnome", Familiar Effect: "gain advs", Last Available: "2012-08"
5772	gnomish athlete's foot	0		Equips On: "Reagnimated Gnome", Familiar Effect: "delevel", Last Available: "2012-08"
5773	blurry Thwaitgold maggot statuette	0		
5774	twirling talkative skull	0		
5775	squat fronts	0		Familiar Weight: +5
5776	coward's supercool Barney's rake	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Monster Level: -20
5778	rotten pulsating idiot brain	3	crappy	
5779	ghostly upside-down wholesome keel-haulin' knife	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10
5780	Fonzie's ice cream scoop	0		Experience (Moxie): +1
5781	acceptable extra-dry soft echo eyedrop antidote martini	5	good	
5782	morningwood plank	0		
5783	raging hardwood plank	0		
5784	weirdwood plank	0		
5785	lime green thick caulk	0		
5786	upside-down hard screw	0		
5787	messy butt joint	0		
5788	spinning smut orc keepsake box	0		
5789	ghostly maroon bubblin' crude	0		
5790	box of bear arms	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5791	upside-down lightning-fast auspicious right bear arm	0		Item Drop: +10, Initiative: +40, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Kodiak Moment", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Grizzly Scene", Last Available: "2012-09", Softcore Only: [1-path(Zombie Slayer)]
5792	mirror fireproof Sinatra's Herculean left bear arm	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Experience (Moxie): +5, Hot Resistance: +3, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Bear-Backrub", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Bear-ly Legal", Last Available: "2012-09", Softcore Only: [1-path(Zombie Slayer)]
5793	teal Newton's Hat O' Nine Tails	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3
5794	quadruple-nitrogenated upside-down Enchanted Plunger	0		Effect: "Baconstoned", Effect Duration: 26
5795	vacuum-sealed colloidal Enchanted Flyswatter	0		Effect: "Stemonitis Storm", Effect Duration: 23
5796	dry green Gearhead Goo	0		Effect: "Saucefingers", Effect Duration: 51
5797	polarized wobbly Missing Eye Simulation Device	0		Effect: "Fishy Fortification", Effect Duration: 11
5798	quantum unsweetened Gnollish Crossdress	0		Effect: "Always be Collecting", Effect Duration: 41
5799	tarnished quantum eldritch dough	0		Effect: "[1609]Dancin' Fool", Effect Duration: 31
5800	frozen wet Charity's choker	0		Effect: "Saucemastery", Effect Duration: 56
5801	modified ionized cold-filtered red Smart Bone Dust	0		Effect: "Slimy Flavor", Effect Duration: 19
5802	altered perpendicular guano	0		Effect: "Scorpio Rising", Effect Duration: 36
5803	pressed White Chocolate Golem Seeds	0		Effect: "Glo-Face", Effect Duration: 64
5804	colloidal electrified Shivering Ch&egrave;vre	0		Effect: "Oh Hamlet Hamlet Hamlet Hamlet", Effect Duration: 22
5805	moist non-cold-filtered blurry pulsating breath mint	0		Effect: "Broberry Brotality", Effect Duration: 61
5806	tarnished deionized muesli	0		Effect: "Liquid Courage", Effect Duration: 52
5807	ionized aerosolized boiled glass of warm milk	0		Effect: "Nano-juiced", Effect Duration: 30
5808	pressed quantum glass of gnat milk	0		Effect: "Fever From the Flavor", Effect Duration: 17
5809	improved Knob Goblin Mutagen	0		Effect: "Sleazy Weapon", Effect Duration: 32
5810	modified Tears of the Quiet Healer	0		Effect: "Concentrated Concentration", Effect Duration: 28
5811	diffused shaking tube of lipstick	0		Effect: "Just Aged Enough", Effect Duration: 44
5812	ionized skelelton spine	0		Effect: "Gyromitra Gymnastics", Effect Duration: 33
5813	super-polarized nitrogenated smut orc sunglasses	0		Effect: "Stevedave's Shanty of Superiority", Effect Duration: 63
5814	ionized warmed cyan upside-down blob of acid	0		Effect: "Litterboxing", Effect Duration: 48
5815	adjusted flayed mind	0		Effect: "Jungle Juiced", Effect Duration: 52
5816	corrupted denatured mirror kobold kibble	0		Effect: "Moon'd", Effect Duration: 51
5817	non-corrupted electrified ghostly forest spirit rattle	0		Effect: "Bloody-minded", Effect Duration: 34
5818	polarized ghostly lime green Stone Golem pebbles	0		Effect: "The Living Hitpoints", Effect Duration: 56
5819	activated blinking gravy fairy warlock hat	0		Effect: "Yuletide Industry", Effect Duration: 23
5820	unsweetened flattened jittery bull blubber	0		Effect: "Stogied", Effect Duration: 42
5821	deionized cold-filtered shaking frog lip-print	0		Effect: "Slightly Cursed, Mostly Lucky", Effect Duration: 43
5822	dry blinking gazely stare	0		Effect: "Amplified Fabulousness", Effect Duration: 52
5823	nitrogenated canopic jar	0		Effect: "Barking Mad", Effect Duration: 66
5824	cold-filtered tarnished clove-flavored lip balm	0		Effect: "Bilious Briskness", Effect Duration: 41
5825	adjusted super-quantum Skullery Maid's Knee	0		Effect: "5 Pounds Lighter", Effect Duration: 27
5826	nitrogenated super-adjusted pulsating teal zombie hollandaise	0		Effect: "On Pins and Needles", Effect Duration: 53
5827	cold-filtered wet skeletal banana	0		Effect: "The Best a Pirate Can Get", Effect Duration: 11
5828	super-anodized polymerized magnetized maroon gilt perfume bottle	0		Effect: "No Worries", Effect Duration: 16
5829	frozen oxidized green janglin' bones	0		Effect: "Pumped Up", Effect Duration: 42
5830	dry alkaline pulsating spinning pygmy papers	0		Effect: "Wise Spirit", Effect Duration: 16
5831	flattened tumbling red pygmy dart	0		Effect: "Butt-Rock Hair", Effect Duration: 13
5832	cold-filtered secret mummy herbs and spices	0		Effect: "Cotton Mouthed", Effect Duration: 21
5833	super-alkaline frozen triple-adjusted brigand brittle	0		Effect: "On the Trolley", Effect Duration: 66
5834	irradiated holistic headache remedy	0		Effect: "Reptilian Fortitude", Effect Duration: 24
5835	adjusted scrunchie tourniquet	0		Effect: "Lemony Goodness", Effect Duration: 36
5836	alkaline squat embezzler's oil	0		Effect: "Purity of Spirit", Effect Duration: 52
5837	diffused jittery Fu Manchu Wax	0		Effect: "Human-Slime Hybrid", Effect Duration: 37
5838	non-dry improved bouncing Iiti Kitty Gumdrop	0		Effect: "Shoesauce", Effect Duration: 23
5839	liquefied corrupted ravenous eye	0		Effect: "Tingly Elbows", Effect Duration: 26
5840	oxidized Rogue Windmill Rouge	0		Effect: "Ode to Booze", Effect Duration: 30
5841	improved corrupted A muse-bouche	0		Effect: "Far Out", Effect Duration: 62
5842	magnetized toothbrush	0		Effect: "La Bamba", Effect Duration: 36
5843	chilled pickled maroon pirate cream pie	0		Effect: "Fangs and Pangs", Effect Duration: 13
5844	galvanized modified una poca de gracia	0		Effect: "Adapt to Change Eventually", Effect Duration: 55
5845	modified compressed air canister	0		Effect: "Alchemical, Brother", Effect Duration: 45
5846	cold-filtered salt water taffy	0		Effect: "Salty Mouth", Effect Duration: 42
5847	deionized skewed unholy water	0		Effect: "Healthy, Elfy, and Wise", Effect Duration: 57
5848	dry non-colloidal green Bangyomaman battle juice	0		Effect: "Bored Stiff", Effect Duration: 11
5849	non-activated diffused double-pressed handyman &quot;hand soap&quot;	0		Effect: "Superioreo", Effect Duration: 69
5850	enhanced maroon space marine flash grenade	0		Effect: "Cinnamouth", Effect Duration: 23
5851	corrupted temporary tribal tattoo	0		Effect: "Disdain of the Storm Tortoise", Effect Duration: 25
5852	polymerized non-colloidal oil-filled donut	0		Effect: "Fever From the Flavor", Effect Duration: 20
5853	magnetized colloidal stick-on gnome beard	0		Effect: "Izchak's Blessing", Effect Duration: 58
5854	chilled warmed maroon BRICKO stud	0		Effect: "Full of Wist", Effect Duration: 43
5855	aerosolized pickled Osk'r Chow	0		Effect: "On a Roll", Effect Duration: 31
5856	aerosolized irradiated Scuba Snack	0		Effect: "Macho Profundo", Effect Duration: 57
5857	irradiated ionized grey cube	0		Effect: "Heart of Lavender", Effect Duration: 45
5858	extra-activated ghostly wobbly votive candle	0		Effect: "Speed of the Internet", Effect Duration: 49
5859	dry shaking jittery booby trap	0		Effect: "On Pins and Needles", Effect Duration: 48
5860	energized alkaline Agent Corrigan's cigarette	0		Effect: "Infernal Thirst", Effect Duration: 23
5861	double-polymerized quantum good ash	0		Effect: "Neuroplastici Tea", Effect Duration: 64
5862	jittery huge Tome of Rad Libs	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-09", Skill: "Summon Rad Libs"
5863	red Rad Lib	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5864	squat papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; glob	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5865	double-energized tarnished wobbly papier-mochi	0		Effect: "The Wisdom... of the Future", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2012-09"
5866	improved non-corrupted wet papier-m&acirc;chaeranthera	0		Effect: "Oily Flavor", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2012-09"
5867	dry upside-down papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; toothpicks	0		Effect: "Heart of Yellow", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2012-09"
5868	dance instructor's Samson's papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute;te	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Alters Page Text, Last Available: "2012-09"
5869	double-paned therapeutic papier-m&acirc;chine gun	0		Cold Resistance: +5, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Alters Page Text, Last Available: "2012-09"
5870	censurious papier-masque of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Alters Page Text, Last Available: "2012-09"
5871	squat flame-retardant shellacked papier-mitre	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Hot Resistance: +1, Alters Page Text, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2012-09"
5872	Jeselnik's Newton's papier-m&acirc;churidars	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Sleaze Damage: +25, Alters Page Text, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2012-09"
5873	red papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; plaque	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5874	papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; handle	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5875	squat papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; base	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5876	papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; bowl	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5877	teal papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; trophy pi&ntilde;ata	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5878	wobbly ribald Rainbow Jello Mould	0		Sleaze Damage: +10
5879	pulsating jittery Pete & Jackie's Dragon Tooth Emporium Catalog	0		Last Available: "2012-10"
5880	packet of dragon's teeth	0		Last Available: "2012-10"
5881	skewed blinking skeleton	0		Last Available: "2012-10"
5882	knitted Newton's skeleton skis of the businessman	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Cold Resistance: +3, Meat Drop: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-10"
5883	rotten skeleton quiche	4	crappy	Last Available: "2012-10"
5884	skeletal scabbard	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-10"
5885	skeletal skiff	0		Last Available: "2012-10"
5886	scorching Annie Oakley's thinker's Bonestabber of the businessman	0		Mysticality: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Hot Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2012-10"
5887	perfectly mixed squat crystal skeleton vodka	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-10"
5888	Lazybones&trade; recliner	0		Last Available: "2012-10"
5889	clever auxiliary backbone	0		Maximum MP: +20, Last Available: "2012-10"
5890	upside-down green skulldozer egg	0		Last Available: "2012-10"
5891	tumbling ribcage rollcage	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2012-10"
5892	flattened double-denatured that gum you like	0		Effect: "Spooky Blur", Effect Duration: 67
5893	blurry spinning dreaming Jung man	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-12"
5894	olive Little Crimson Book	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
5895	avatar of the Unconscious Collective	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-12"
5896	canary nightlight	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
5897	dehydrated Unconscious Collective Dream Jar	1	crappy	Effect: "Weepy, Creepy", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2013-12"
5898	spinning jar of psychoses (The Suspicious-Looking Guy)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5899	maroon jar of psychoses (The Captain of the Gourd)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5900	blinking jar of psychoses (The Crackpot Mystic)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5901	squat cyan jar of psychoses (The Old Man)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5902	tumbling jittery jar of psychoses (The Pretentious Artist)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5903	jar of psychoses (The Meatsmith)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5905	twirling green jar of psychoses (Jick)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5906	pixel pill	0		
5907	green upside-down squat pixel energy tank	0		
5908	ChibiBuddy&trade; (on)	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5909	skewed wedding ring of wisdom of the pedagogue	0		Mysticality: +15, Experience: +3, Single Equip
5910	pulsating deactivated nanobots	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-11"
5911	lime green nanorhino credit card	0		Last Available: "2012-11"
5912	narrow horrifying Lo Pan's Solstice Shield	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Spooky Damage: +25
5913	triple-galvanized candy sushi set	0		Effect: "Castaway Physique", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2012-12"
5914	frozen deionized sweet mochi ball	0		Effect: "Held Closer", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2012-12"
5915	non-modified beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	0		Effect: "One Very Clear Eye", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2012-12"
5916	non-denatured blinking sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	0		Effect: "Motion", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2012-12"
5917	cold-filtered narrow cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	0		Effect: "Can't Be a Chooser", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2012-12"
5918	tumbling stylish plastic animelf	0		Moxie: +25, Last Available: "2012-12"
5919	sizzling plastic ChibiBuddy&trade;	0		Hot Damage: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5920	cyan dog trainer's plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Last Available: "2012-12"
5921	energetic plastic Uncle Crimboku	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2012-12"
5922	rosy-cheeked plastic MechaElf	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2012-12"
5923	plastic ingot	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5924	electrical thingamabob	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5925	ChibiBuddy&trade; (off)	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5926	upside-down BittyCar MeatCar	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5927	BittyCar HotCar	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5928	Jack Frost's brainwave-controlled unicorn horn	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Uni-Gore", Familiar Effect: "atk, 5xVolley, cap 2", Last Available: "2012-12"
5929	spinning bubble-wrap simulator	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5930	huge blind-packed capsule toy	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5931	family-friendly reassuring chilly plastic four-shadowed mime	0		Cold Damage: +5, Spooky Resistance: +1, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-12"
5932	supercool plastic Bugbear Captain of dire peril	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Weapon Damage: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-12"
5933	hale plastic Rene C. Corman of mayonnaise	0		Maximum HP: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-12"
5934	spinning clever personal trainer's plastic Lord Flameface	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Maximum MP: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-12"
5935	jittery plastic Beebee King of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2012-12"
5936	twirling plastic Queen Bee of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Last Available: "2012-12"
5937	fuchsia prompt plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer	0		Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2012-12"
5938	wizardly plastic Clancy the Minstrel	0		Mysticality: +25, Last Available: "2012-12"
5939	razor-sharp plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Last Available: "2012-12"
5940	Socratic plastic spiderbugbear	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Last Available: "2012-12"
5941	rock-hard plastic peacannon	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5942	weightlifter's plastic the Free Man	0		Muscle: +15, Last Available: "2012-12"
5943	yellow ruddy plastic fire servant	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2012-12"
5944	ghostly chaotic plastic mumblebee	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5945	scandalous plastic moneybee	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5946	bouncing padded plastic beebee gunners	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Last Available: "2012-12"
5947	ruddy plastic beebee queue	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2012-12"
5948	grievous plastic buzzerker	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2012-12"
5949	lime green frosty plastic bee swarm	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5950	plastic batbugbear of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2012-12"
5951	olive Temple Grandin's plastic bugaboo	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Last Available: "2012-12"
5952	upside-down scandalous plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5953	plastic ops bugbear of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Last Available: "2012-12"
5954	smooth plastic hypodermic bugbear	0		Moxie: +15, Last Available: "2012-12"
5955	lard-coated plastic cavebugbear	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2012-12"
5956	plastic Norville Rogers of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Last Available: "2012-12"
5957	frosty plastic Scott the Miner	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5958	squat plastic angry space marine of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2012-12"
5959	olive Van der Graaf plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2012-12"
5960	aromatic plastic Father McGruber	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2012-12"
5961	brainy plastic Hank North, Photojournalist	0		Mysticality: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5962	double-paned plastic blazing bat	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5963	blurry bouncing smelly electronic dulcimer pants of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play Hog Fiddle", Familiar Effect: "8xPotato, cap 2", Last Available: "2012-12"
5964	tumbling teal A-Boo clue	0		
5965	reassuring banded Frown Exerciser	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Spooky Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-12"
5966	huge soul monocle	0		Single Equip
5967	soul doorbell	0		
5968	soul coin	0		
5969	soul knife	0		
5970	Jack Frost's soul mask	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
5971	upside-down green record of infuriating silence	0		Skill: "Silent Slam", Last Available: "2012-10"
5972	record of infuriating silence (used)	0		Skill: "Silent Slam", Last Available: "2012-10"
5973	jittery record of tranquil silence	0		Skill: "Silent Squirt", Last Available: "2012-10"
5974	maroon huge record of tranquil silence (used)	0		Skill: "Silent Squirt", Last Available: "2012-10"
5975	record of menacing silence	0		Skill: "Silent Slice", Last Available: "2012-10"
5976	record of menacing silence (used)	0		Skill: "Silent Slice", Last Available: "2012-10"
5977	skewed maroon lion tamer's wholesome steel-toed silent beret	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Experience (familiar): +2, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, cap 3"
5978	moldy slice of pizza	3	crappy	Last Available: "2013-02"
5979	huge coin	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5980	cartoon heart	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5981	star	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5982	hand-crafted fortified ghostly tankard of ale	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2013-02"
5983	ghostly vial of holy water	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5984	manspreader's studded cloth cap of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Damage Absorption: +80, Monster Level: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 12", Last Available: "2013-02"
5985	up-at-dawn vibrating extremely unsafe iron dagger	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2013-02"
5986	half-sized adequate tumbling hamburger	2	good	Last Available: "2013-02"
5987	ghostly dollar-sign bag	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5988	potion	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5989	potion	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5990	drinkable watered-down bottle of wine	2	good	Last Available: "2013-02"
5991	round bomb	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5992	greasy resourceful iron helmet	0		Maximum MP: +50, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Item Drop: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-02"
5993	squat gray savvy brainy steel sword of Gandalf	0		Mysticality: +5, Mysticality Percent: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Last Available: "2013-02"
5994	rotten whole roasted chicken	3	crappy	Last Available: "2013-02"
5995	massive gemstone	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5996	squat extra-strength potion	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5997	squat spinning potion	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5998	bad ghostly shining goblet	4	decent	Last Available: "2013-02"
5999	spinning fireball	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
6000	fireproof shellacked crown of the empath	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Familiar Weight: +5, Hot Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "3xGhoul, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-02"
6001	skewed up-at-dawn reassuring sword of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Spooky Resistance: +1, Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2013-02"
6002	twirling strapping Helm of the Scream Emperor of the cougar of chilblains	0		Muscle: +5, Moxie: +20, Cold Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xFairy, cap 30", Last Available: "2013-02"
6003	mirror skewed Jeselnik's Van der Graaf brawny Cloak of Dire Shadows	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Sleaze Damage: +25, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2013-02"
6004	double-paned manspreader's baleful Sword of Dark Omens	0		Spell Damage: +25, Monster Level: +10, Cold Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2013-02"
6005	sharpshooter's Fonzie's Shield of Icy Fate of the blizzard	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2013-02"
6006	spinning zippy Jim Carey's Da Vinci's Greaves of the Murk Lord	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Monster Level: +25, Initiative: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, cap 30", Last Available: "2013-02"
6007	huge lard-coated fortified quilted Gauntlets of the Blood Moon	0		Damage Absorption: 100, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-02"
6008	executive horrifying hardened Boots of Twilight Whispers	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Spooky Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-02"
6009	manspreader's brawny Belt of Howling Anger of the bloodbag	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Maximum HP: +100, Monster Level: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-02"
6010	mirror blue logging hatchet of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50
6011	crafty orc wrist	0		Maximum MP: +10
6012	spinning dance instructor's freshwater pearl necklace	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10
6013	stanky dangerous orcish stud-finder	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +25
6014	chaotic screwing pooch	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10
6015	pickled orcish hand lotion	0		Effect: "In a Lather", Effect Duration: 61
6016	liquefied liquefied huge jittery orcish rubber	0		Effect: "Alpine Mintiness", Effect Duration: 28
6017	dry orcish nailing lube	0		Effect: "Pork Power", Effect Duration: 64
6018	mediocre special blinking backwoods screwdriver	3	decent	Effect: "Shawarma Warm War", Effect Duration: 50
6019	loadstone of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3
6020	chaotic veiny Claybender glasses	0		Maximum HP: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Single Equip
6021	tumbling teal shellacked Duskwalker fangs of terror	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Spooky Spell Damage: +10
6022	Space Tourist Phaser	0		
6023	vibrating veiny Whoompa Fur Pants	0		Maximum HP: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 27"
6024	fortified Whatsian Ionic Pliers	0		Damage Absorption: +60
6025	frozen Polysniff Perfume	0		Effect: "Pretending to Pretend", Effect Duration: 53
6026	shaking Duskwalker syringe	0		
6027	shaking upside-down Space Tours Tripple	0		
6028	Battlie Light Saver	0		
6029	olive T.U.R.D.S. Key	0		
6030	squat nasty dress pants	0		Stench Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "2xFairy, cap 28"
6031	Da Vinci's badge of authority	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Single Equip
6032	upside-down upside-down Fonzie's motorcycle boots of Gandalf	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Single Equip
6033	friendly strapping stolen necklace	0		Muscle: +5, Familiar Weight: +3
6034	horrifying coward's troll britches	0		Monster Level: -20, Spooky Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1.5xPotato, cap 28"
6035	colloidal dry quantum lime green vial of The Glistening	0		Effect: "Medieval Mage Mayhem", Effect Duration: 12
6036	watered-down bad artisanal limoncello	2	decent	
6037	ginger ale	0		
6038	flavorless incredible pizza	3	decent	
6039	sharpshooter's energetic oil cap	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "cap 28"
6040	zippy perfumed oil lamp	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Initiative: +20
6041	skewed beefy oil slacks	0		Muscle: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 30"
6042	Temple Grandin's oil pan	0		Familiar Weight: +7
6043	boid	0		
6044	woim	0		
6045	blurry Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette	0		
6046	BittyCar SoulCar	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6047	family-friendly scandalous Misty Cloak	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +1
6048	perfumed sharpshooter's Misty Robe	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Stench Resistance: +5
6049	padded occult weightlifter's Misty Cape	0		Muscle: +15, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Damage Absorption: +20
6050	cyan woimbook	0		Familiar Weight: +5
6051	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6052	decent half-sized Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco	2	good	Last Available: "2012-12"
6053	artisanal practically non-alcoholic Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-12"
6054	energized chilled modified Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro	0		Effect: "Hopped Up on Goofballs", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2012-12"
6055	psychoanalytic jar	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6056	The Sword in the Steak	0		Last Available: "2013-12", Wiki Name: "The Sword in the Steak (item)"
6057	friendly supercool Meatcleaver	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2013-12"
6058	wobbly zippy Crimbo Elf bobble-head	0		Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2012-12"
6059	huge Crimbo stogie-scented room odorizer of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Last Available: "2012-12"
6060	clever Crimbo bottomless hot cocoa mug	0		Maximum MP: +20, Last Available: "2012-12"
6061	perfumed Crimbo tree flocker	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
6062	Socratic Crimbo light-up Rudolph doll	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Last Available: "2012-12"
6063	blinking gray hale Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword	0		Maximum HP: +20, Last Available: "2012-12"
6064	sharp tin strip	0		
6065	wad of spider silk	0		
6066	jittery goblin collarbone	0		
6067	stanky Newton's Truthsayer	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2013-12"
6068	upside-down olive loose blade	0		
6069	ghostly goblin bone hilt	0		
6070	sword blade	0		
6071	blurry red Thinknerd's Grimoire of Geeky Gifts	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-12", Skill: "Summon Geeky Gifts"
6072	shaking confusing LED clock	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6073	nitrogenated unsweetened upside-down haggis-infused soap	0		Effect: "Power Ballad of the Arrowsmith", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2012-12"
6074	frozen magicberry tablets	0		Effect: "Radium Radicality", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2012-12"
6075	tarnished dry 37x37x37 puzzle cube	0		Effect: "Ermine Eyes", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2012-12"
6076	tolerable McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade	4	good	Last Available: "2012-12"
6077	flavorless pulsating haggis-wrapped haggis-stuffed haggis	4	decent	Last Available: "2012-12"
6078	home robotics kit	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6079	bouncing school calculator watch	0		Last Available: "2012-12", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.25
6080	upside-down wobbly smooth haggis socks	0		Moxie: +15, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Haggis Kick", Last Available: "2012-12"
6081	airblaster gun	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Air Blast", Last Available: "2012-12"
6082	Thinknerd T-shirt grab bag	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6083	squat actual reality goggles	0		Single Equip, Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-12"
6084	Mr. Haggis	0		Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2012-12"
6085	blinking blue magnetic sculpture kit	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6086	arcane researcher's Microplushie: Otakulone	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
6087	slick Microplushie: Hippylase	0		Moxie: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
6088	blurry narrow wizardly Microplushie: Bropane	0		Mysticality: +25, Last Available: "2012-12"
6089	red extremely unsafe Microplushie: Sororitrate	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2012-12"
6090	smooth Microplushie: Gothochondria	0		Moxie: +15, Last Available: "2012-12"
6091	blue flame-retardant Microplushie: Raverdrine	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2012-12"
6092	razor-sharp Microplushie: Hobomosome	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Last Available: "2012-12"
6093	Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
6094	energetic Microplushie: Dorkonide	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2012-12"
6095	bouncing twirling Microplushie: Fauxnerditide	0		Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
6096	censurious Microplushie: Hipsterine	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2012-12"
6097	ghostly classy monkey	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6098	gourd potion	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6099	vibrating Thinknerd T-Shirt	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
6100	pile of useless robot parts	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6101	homemade robot	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6102	homemade robot gear	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6103	Artist's Whisk of Misery	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6104	Artist's Butterknife of Regret	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6105	blurry Artist's Spatula of Despair	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6106	Artist's Cookie Cutter of Loneliness	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6107	Artist's Cr&egrave;me Brul&eacute;e Torch of Fury	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6108	tumbling family-friendly sharpshooter's Ginsu&trade;	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2013-12"
6109	pulsating bubble-wrap simulator (one broken button)	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6110	blinking bubble-wrap simulator (half broken)	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6111	narrow bubble-wrap simulator (one button left)	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6112	green zaibatsu lobby card	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6113	zaibatsu level 1 card	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6114	zaibatsu level 2 card	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6115	zaibatsu level 3 card	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6116	CEO office card	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6117	huge test site key	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6118	goggles	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6119	abacus	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6120	bonsai tree	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6121	tolerable high-proof Chinese beer	7	good	Last Available: "2013-12"
6122	teal cat statue	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6123	rhinoceros horn	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6124	furry pink pillow	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6125	magnetized anodized bottle of limeade	0		Effect: "Cautious Prowl", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2013-12"
6126	huge nippy savvy novelty tattoo sleeves	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Cold Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6127	narrow pair of rhinoceros horns	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6128	maroon furry brown pillow	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6129	pulsating crafty makeshift yakuza mask	0		Maximum MP: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6130	huge piece	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6131	huge toy taijijian	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6132	battery	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6133	purple zippy Jim Carey's Oprah's White Dragon Fang	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Monster Level: +25, Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2013-12"
6134	thinker's butterfly knife	0		Mysticality: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6135	tube of herbal ointment	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6136	pencil kunai	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6137	studded weighted paperclip chain	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Last Available: "2013-12"
6138	great capacitor	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6139	rubber gloves of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2013-12"
6140	shaking spinning Chinese curse words	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6141	bouncing triad summoning scroll	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6142	tasty small roasted duck	2	awesome	Last Available: "2013-12"
6143	delicious half-sized dead meat bun	2	awesome	Last Available: "2013-12"
6144	blue blinking cat collar of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6145	wool suspicious-looking fedora of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Cold Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 15", Last Available: "2013-12"
6147	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6148	Deactivated MiniMechaElf	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6149	twirling MiniMechaElf Laser Punch Missile Launcher	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6150	Snow Suit	0		Familiar Weight: +20, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2013-01"
6151	fuchsia carrot nose	0		Last Available: "2013-01"
6152	flavorless thick carrot cake	5	decent	Last Available: "2013-01"
6153	mediocre weak wobbly carrot claret	2	decent	Last Available: "2013-01"
6154	pickled jittery carrot juice	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2013-01"
6155	pixel power cell	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6156	lime green flickering pixel	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6157	Byte of James Dean of Gandalf	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Last Available: "2013-12"
6158	double-paned anger blaster	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Rage Flame", Last Available: "2013-12"
6159	arcane researcher's doubt cannon	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Doubt Shackles", Last Available: "2013-12"
6160	fear condenser of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fear Vapor", Last Available: "2013-12"
6161	blurry regret hose of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Tear Wave", Last Available: "2013-12"
6162	Young Man's Crew Sequester	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6163	Young Man's Cargo Load	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6164	occult wizardly commodore's hat	0		Mysticality: +25, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley", Last Available: "2013-12"
6165	mirror green arcane researcher's naval trousers	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xPotato", Last Available: "2013-12"
6166	huge blinking curative rock-hard deck cannon	0		Damage Reduction: 5, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2013-12"
6167	narrow lion tamer's ornamental sextant	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Last Available: "2013-12"
6168	rock-hard Bloodbath of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Damage Reduction: 5, Last Available: "2013-12"
6169	drinkable Hundred Headed IPA	3	good	Last Available: "2013-12"
6170	tasty huge teal chum	4	awesome	Last Available: "2013-12"
6171	corrupted liquefied crude crudit&eacute;s	0		Effect: "One Very Clear Eye", Effect Duration: 66
6172	vacuum-sealed activated shaking blue ghostly candy crayons	0		Effect: "Overstimulated", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2020-09"
6173	olive double-paned Van der Graaf pixel grappling hook	0		Cold Resistance: +5, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
6174	GameInformPowerDailyPro magazine	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
6175	GameInformPowerDailyPro walkthru	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
6176	cosmic egg	0		
6177	pulsating cosmic dough	0		
6178	cosmic vegetable	0		
6179	cosmic cheese	0		
6180	cosmic potted meat product	0		
6181	cosmic potato	0		
6182	cosmic cream	0		
6183	olive cosmic fruit	0		
6184	yellow nasty Samson's Jarlsberg's hat of terror	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Stench Damage: +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +10
6185	decent consummate hard-boiled egg	4	good	
6186	massive normal wobbly consummate fried egg	7	good	
6187	spoiled huge consummate egg salad	8	crappy	
6188	adequate consummate bagel	3	good	
6189	super-sized rotten consummate sliced bread	5	crappy	
6190	decent cyan spinning consummate hot dog bun	3	good	
6191	rotten half-sized consummate brownie	2	crappy	
6192	snack-sized spoiled cyan skewed consummate toast	2	crappy	
6193	lousy watered-down passable stout	2	decent	
6194	flavorless consummate soup	4	decent	
6195	flavorless miniature consummate corn chips	2	decent	
6196	normal thick consummate salad	5	good	
6197	gigantic spoiled consummate salsa	6	crappy	
6198	spoiled snack-sized consummate sauerkraut	2	crappy	
6199	tasty miniature huge consummate cheese slice	2	awesome	
6200	enchanted stale diet twirling consummate melted cheese	1	decent	Effect: "Wit Tea", Effect Duration: 5
6201	half-sized moldy consummate bacon	2	crappy	
6202	small spoiled consummate meatloaf	2	crappy	
6203	flavorless immense consummate steak	8	decent	
6204	flavorless blue consummate cuts	4	decent	
6205	jumbo flavorless consummate frankfurter	5	decent	
6206	gigantic moldy consummate french fries	9	crappy	
6207	half-sized flavorless twirling consummate baked potato	2	decent	
6208	hand-crafted acceptable vodka	3	EPIC	
6209	small decent shaking mirror teal consummate ice cream	2	good	
6210	special bland consummate whipped cream	3	decent	Effect: "Heightened Senses", Effect Duration: 25
6211	moldy thick huge consummate cream	5	crappy	
6212	moldy consummate strawberries	4	crappy	
6213	decent small special purple consummate sorbet	2	good	Effect: "In a Lather", Effect Duration: 45
6214	hand-crafted weak upside-down green adequate rum	2	EPIC	
6215	enchanted watered-down bad mediocre lager	2	decent	Effect: "Fangs and Pangs", Effect Duration: 20
6216	decent immaculate grilled cheese	4	good	
6217	fancy yummy immaculate ice cream sandwich	3	awesome	Effect: "Arresistible", Effect Duration: 10
6218	rotten jumbo immaculate hot dog	5	crappy	
6219	big normal skewed immaculate egg salad sandwich	5	good	
6220	immense flavorless teal perfect sandwich	8	decent	
6221	adequate jumbo bouncing teal perfect chef salad	5	good	
6222	decent blue shaking perfect breakfast	4	good	
6223	bland bite-sized sublime deluxe hot dog	1	decent	
6224	decent enchanted gigantic sublime stew	8	good	Effect: "The Power of Positive Thinking", Effect Duration: 35
6225	half-sized spoiled sublime nachos	2	crappy	
6226	miniature spoiled Ultimate Breakfast Sandwich	2	crappy	
6227	rotten wobbly Loaded Baked Potato	3	crappy	
6228	jumbo stale Omega Sundae	5	decent	
6229	smooth Das Sauerlager	3	awesome	
6230	bad blinking Bologna Lambic	4	decent	
6231	bad practically non-alcoholic Vodka Dog	1	decent	
6232	practically non-alcoholic acceptable squat twirling Disappointed Russian	1	good	
6233	aged Chunky Mary	3	awesome	
6234	weak aged enchanted squat Nachojito	2	awesome	Effect: "Nigh-Invincible", Effect Duration: 10
6235	delicious ghostly Le Roi	3	awesome	
6236	mediocre weak Over Easy Rider	2	decent	
6237	cosmic six-pack	0		
6239	nitrogenated cube of ectoplasm	0		Effect: "Heart of White", Effect Duration: 50
6240	non-deionized denatured Illuminati earpiece	0		Effect: "No Vertigo", Effect Duration: 13
6241	activated ionized censored can label	0		Effect: "Oiled Skin", Effect Duration: 34
6242	quadruple-anodized triple-alkaline shaking blinking ectoplasm <i>au jus</i>	0		Effect: "Nature's Bounty", Effect Duration: 67
6243	energized the kindest cut	0		Effect: "Jalape&ntilde;o Saucesphere", Effect Duration: 30
6244	super-Vulcanized triple-diffused cat's paw	0		Effect: "Frost Tea", Effect Duration: 38
6245	chilled magnetized magnetized yellow skewed ASCII fu manchu	0		Effect: "Voracious Gorging", Effect Duration: 62
6246	wet quantum demonic surgical gloves	0		Effect: "Hobo Flavor", Effect Duration: 52
6247	liquefied ghostly clip-on ninja tie	0		Effect: "Always be Collecting", Effect Duration: 66
6248	corrupted cold-filtered purple gamer slurry	0		Effect: "Disdain of She-Who-Was", Effect Duration: 53
6249	mirror dungeoneering kit	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
6250	Usain Bolt's miser's smelly chaotic slick numberwang of the detective	0		Moxie: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Item Drop: +20, Meat Drop: +10, Initiative: +80, Single Equip
6251	cold-filtered scroll of Protection from Bad Stuff	0		Effect: "Bricked-In", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2013-02"
6252	boiled warmed scroll of Puddingskin	0		Effect: "Aided and Abetted", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2013-02"
6253	Spellbook: Walberg's Dim Bulb	0		Skill: "Walberg's Dim Bulb"
6254	teal Spellbook: Singer's Faithful Ocelot	0		Skill: "Singer's Faithful Ocelot"
6255	red skewed Spellbook: Drescher's Annoying Noise	0		Skill: "Drescher's Annoying Noise"
6256	tumbling dried gelatinous cube	0		
6257	narrow pile of dungeon junk	0		Familiar Weight: +5
6258	auspicious chilly thinker's Staff of the Healthy Breakfast of the dark arts	0		Mysticality: +10, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Cold Damage: +5, Item Drop: +10, Jiggle: "Recover Some HP"
6259	electrified medical-grade hardened sinister Staff of the Staff of Life	0		Spell Damage: +10, Damage Reduction: 3, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Jiggle: "Full HP Recovery"
6260	greedy auspicious dance instructor's Staff of the Light Lunch	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Item Drop: +10, Meat Drop: +20, Jiggle: "Deal Some Cold Damage"
6261	olive upside-down Sherlock's frosty fortified Staff of the Standalone Cheese	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Item Drop: +25, Jiggle: "Banish opponent for the rest of the day"
6262	flame-wreathed nippy Staff of the Hearty Dinner of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Cold Damage: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Jiggle: "Weaken Bad Guy"
6263	grievous Staff of the All-Steak of the storm of the boozehound	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Booze Drop: +100, Jiggle: "Massive Bonus to Item Drops"
6264	Jim Carey's groovy savvy Staff of Fruit Salad	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Moxie Percent: +10, Monster Level: +25, Jiggle: "Deal Some Prismatic Damage"
6265	nasty Temple Grandin's resourceful Staff of the Cream of the Cream	0		Maximum MP: +50, Familiar Weight: +7, Stench Damage: +5, Jiggle: "Attune to Monster's Essence"
6266	jar of protein powder	0		
6267	snack-sized decent ghostly grain of protein powder	2	good	
6268	energized improved upside-down pec oil	0		Effect: "Indescribable Flavor", Effect Duration: 58
6269	stiffened gym membership card	0		Damage Reduction: 1
6270	double-polymerized unsweetened moist pulsating purple Squat-Thrust Magazine	0		Effect: "Faboooo", Effect Duration: 26
6271	cyan massive dumbbell	0		
6272	skewed clever fortified penguin keychain	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Maximum MP: +20
6273	polymerized shaking O'RLY manual	0		Effect: "Memories of Puppy Love", Effect Duration: 66
6274	bad extra-dry open sauce	5	decent	
6275	greasy MacGyver's turkey leg	0		Maximum MP: +100, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
6276	watered-down drinkable Ye Olde Meade	2	good	
6277	ionized chilled quadruple-colloidal Ye Olde Bawdy Limerick	0		Effect: "Well-Oiled", Effect Duration: 32
6278	Ye Olde Medieval Insult	0		
6279	pewter claymore of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3
6280	artisanal rice peeler of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5
6281	rotten heirloom grape tomato	3	crappy	
6282	chipotle wasabi cilantro aioli	0		
6283	asbestos-lined brown felt tophat	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
6284	mirror gear	0		
6285	shaking gray dance instructor's personal trainer's Mark I Steam-Hat	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
6286	extremely unsafe supercool strapping Mark II Steam-Hat	0		Muscle: +5, Moxie Percent: +20, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
6287	twirling manspreader's Mark III Steam-Hat of incineration of the boozehound	0		Monster Level: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Item Drop: +5, Booze Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
6288	vibrating Mark IV Steam-Hat of Tarzan of Leguizamo of the overflowing toilet of courage	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Monster Level: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
6289	Oprah's stiffened quilted Mark V Steam-Hat of James Dean of terror	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Damage Absorption: +40, Damage Reduction: 1, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Death Ray", Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
6290	steam-powered model rocketship	0		
6291	dangerous punk rock jacket of horror	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +25
6292	Samson's safety pin of the glutton	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Food Drop: +100
6293	moldy stolen sushi	3	crappy	
6294	very overdue library book	0		
6295	drum 'n' bass 'n' drum 'n' bass record	0		
6296	cosmic bucket	0		Free Pull
6297	cyan fragment of Jarlsberg's soul	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-06"
6298	bouncing Thwaitgold firefly statuette	0		
6299	model airship	0		
6300	extra-pressed Super Weight-Gain 9000	0		Effect: "Salty Mouth", Effect Duration: 19
6301	colloidal possibility potion	0		Effect: "Aloofah", Effect Duration: 53
6302	teal squat eleven-foot pole	0		
6303	blinking ring of Detect Boring Doors	0		
6304	gray flame-retardant quilted baleful Sinatra's Jarlsberg's pan (Cosmic portal mode) of terror	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Spell Damage: +25, Damage Absorption: +40, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +1, Softcore Only, Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-03", Softcore Only: [1-path(Avatar of Jarlsberg)]
6305	censurious knitted stanky manspreader's fortified Jarlsberg's pan	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Monster Level: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +3, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Softcore Only, Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-03", Softcore Only: [1-path(Avatar of Jarlsberg)]
6306	twirling Cosmic Calorie	0		Last Available: "2013-03"
6307	liquefied dry denatured celestial olive oil	0		Effect: "Tingly Elbows", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2013-03"
6308	vacuum-sealed Vulcanized cyan celestial carrot juice	0		Effect: "Coal-Powered", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2013-03"
6309	corrupted skewed celestial au jus	0		Effect: "The Wisdom... of the Future", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2013-03"
6310	oxidized twirling celestial squid ink	0		Effect: "5 Pounds Lighter", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2013-03"
6311	narrow Annie Oakley's Uncle Buck	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Softcore Only
6312	pulsating crate of fish meat	0		
6313	damp wallet	0		
6314	shaking pipe	0		Effect: "Fishy", Effect Duration: 10
6315	SCUBA tank of wisdom of the storm	0		Mysticality: +15, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Adventure Underwater
6316	skewed tumbling rock-hard arcane researcher's deep six-shooter	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Damage Reduction: 5
6317	olive groovy strapping sea chaps	0		Muscle: +5, Moxie Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xBarrr"
6318	stanky careful wizardly sea holster	0		Mysticality: +25, Monster Level: -10, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
6319	energized alkaline cyan blinking shavin' razor	0		Effect: "Flashing Eyes", Effect Duration: 68
6320	avaricious long-forgotten necklace	0		Meat Drop: +30
6321	blue pearl	0		
6322	spinning sea lace	0		
6323	jittery lard-coated jam band of wisdom of the dark arts	0		Mysticality: +15, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
6324	manspreader's Sinatra's aquamariner's ring of Flo-Jo	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Monster Level: +10, Initiative: +100, Single Equip
6325	nippy banded aquamariner's necklace of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Damage Absorption: +100, Cold Damage: +10, Single Equip
6326	manspreader's smartaleck's pearl diver's ring	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Monster Level: +10, Single Equip
6327	twirling gravedigger's beefy pearl diver's necklace	0		Muscle: +10, Spooky Damage: +10, Single Equip
6328	yellow sushi doily	0		
6329	scimitar cozy	0		
6330	fish stick cozy	0		
6331	bazooka cozy	0		
6332	huge careful cozy scimitar of the empath of the detective	0		Monster Level: -10, Familiar Weight: +5, Item Drop: +20, Breakable
6333	careful grievous wizardly Staff of the Cozy Fish	0		Mysticality: +25, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Monster Level: -10, Breakable
6334	electrified ruddy cozy bazooka of mayonnaise	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Breakable
6335	Oprah's dangerous sea mantle	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +50
6336	gray zippy weightlifter's sea shawl	0		Muscle: +15, Initiative: +20, Spell Damage Percent: +150
6337	Usain Bolt's sea cape of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Initiative: 130, Critical Hit Percent: +15
6338	saltwaterbed	0		
6339	skewed jittery flame-retardant vibrating muddy pirate hat	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Hot Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 31"
6340	razor-sharp floral-print skirt of Gandalf	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 2xPotato, cap 15"
6341	mirror electrified spectral axe of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
6342	tumbling shaking miser's sage super-strong air freshener	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Meat Drop: +10
6343	liquefied Mer-kin lipstick	0		Effect: "Sealed Brain", Effect Duration: 42
6344	Mer-kin mouthsoap	0		
6345	polarized boiled blurry Mer-kin strongjuice	0		Effect: "Rotten Memories", Effect Duration: 57
6346	Mer-kin fitbrine	0		
6347	energized ionized spinning Mer-kin ragejuice	0		Effect: "Thickest, Sickest", Effect Duration: 35
6348	scorching Mer-kin dragbelt	0		Hot Damage: +25, Experience (Muscle): +20, Single Equip
6349	electrified Mer-kin eyeglasses	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Experience (Mysticality): +20, Single Equip
6350	Sherlock's Mer-kin gutgirdle	0		Item Drop: +25, Experience (Moxie): +20, Single Equip
6351	pulsating jittery deadly Mer-kin finpaddle	0		Weapon Damage: +5
6352	slick Mer-kin stopwatch	0		Moxie: +10, Initiative: +50
6353	Mer-kin dreadscroll	0		
6354	electrified quantum vacuum-sealed Mer-kin smartjuice	0		Effect: "Stone-Faced", Effect Duration: 29
6355	diffused polymerized double-liquefied ghostly Mer-kin cooljuice	0		Effect: "Browbeaten", Effect Duration: 50
6356	yellow Mer-kin worktea	0		
6357	Mer-kin knucklebone	0		
6358	upside-down Mer-kin darkbook	0		Skill: "Deep Dark Visions"
6359	olive banded Mer-kin begsign	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Meat Drop: +40
6360	Libram of Pulled Taffy	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-04", Skill: "Summon Taffy"
6361	Vulcanized frozen pulled taffy	0		Effect: "Stickler for Promptness", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2013-04"
6362	warmed pulled indigo taffy	0		Effect: "Ticking Clock", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2013-04"
6363	alkaline pulled taffy	0		Effect: "Cautious Prowl", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2013-04"
6364	ionized olive pulled taffy	0		Effect: "Pla-see-bo", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2013-04"
6365	flattened tumbling pulled taffy	0		Effect: "Strawberry Alarm", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2013-04"
6366	triple-ionized gray pulled violet taffy	0		Effect: "You're Rubber", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2013-04"
6367	vacuum-sealed non-oxidized spinning pulled taffy	0		Effect: "Superheroic", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2013-04"
6368	green Mer-kin hallpass	0		
6369	lump of clay	0		
6370	twisted piece of wire	0		
6371	lousy high-proof squat can of the cheapest beer	6	decent	
6372	perfectly mixed watered-down bottle of fruity &quot;wine&quot;	2	EPIC	
6373	enchanted drinkable spirit-forward blinking single swig of vodka	5	good	Effect: "Extra-Thick Blood", Effect Duration: 20
6374	angry inch	0		
6375	blue aromatic testy toolbox	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Rollover Effect Duration: 11
6376	Jick-o-User	0		
6378	eraser nubbin	0		
6379	mirror chlorine crystal	0		
6380	liquefied blinking ph balancer	0		Effect: "Kindly Resolve", Effect Duration: 51
6381	oxidized cyan blinking mysterious chemical residue	0		Effect: "Fungal Flamb&eacute;", Effect Duration: 36
6382	teal nugget of sodium	0		
6383	bouncing root beer	1	crappy	
6384	jigsaw blade	0		
6385	wood screw	0		
6386	purple balsa plank	0		
6387	mirror blob of wood glue	0		
6388	envyfish egg	0		Last Available: "2013-04"
6389	super-pickled galvanized skewed Mer-kin rocksalt	0		Effect: "[1342]Slicked-Back Do", Effect Duration: 41
6390	quadruple-frozen adjusted twirling gray Mer-kin saltmint	0		Effect: "You Can Really Taste the Dormouse", Effect Duration: 21
6391	moist Mer-kin saltsquid	0		Effect: "Educated (Sorta)", Effect Duration: 46
6392	fireproof ruddy scale-mail underwear	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Hot Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley"
6393	electrified ghostly comb jelly	0		Effect: "The Rich Get Richer", Effect Duration: 14
6394	anemone sauce	0		
6395	blinking inky squid sauce	0		
6396	Mer-kin weaksauce	0		
6397	twirling peanut sauce	0		
6398	glass	0		
6399	unsweetened tumbling Boss Drops	0		Effect: "Sweet Taste", Effect Duration: 45
6400	Mer-kin lunchbox	0		
6401	vacuum-sealed narrow tear	0		Effect: "Cautious Prowl", Effect Duration: 46
6402	altered red jagged tooth	0		Effect: "Violent Night", Effect Duration: 23
6403	boiled grisly shell fragment	0		Effect: "Always be Collecting", Effect Duration: 38
6404	magnetized violent pastilles	0		Effect: "Blessing of the Hot Linguine", Effect Duration: 67
6405	quadruple-corrupted frozen worst candy	0		Effect: "Flamingly Floral", Effect Duration: 69
6406	galvanized upside-down fudge-shaped hole in space-time	0		Effect: "Thunderspell", Effect Duration: 29
6407	huge greedy slick Pocket Square of Loathing of doom	0		Moxie: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Meat Drop: +20, Single Equip, Cloathing
6408	red spinning corrupted stardust	0		
6409	blurry Star Spawn	0		
6410	bow from beyond the stars	0		Familiar Weight: +5
6411	KoLHS Pep Squad Box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-09"
6412	shaking skull	0		No Pull
6413	Order of the Green Thumb Order Form	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-04"
6414	clutch of dodecapede eggs	0		
6415	normal flavorless gruel	3	good	
6416	snack-sized moldy mana curds	2	crappy	
6417	twist of lime	0		
6418	pencil stub	0		
6419	improved squat moth dust	0		Effect: "Nothing Is Impossible", Effect Duration: 29
6420	enhanced glob of spoiled mayo	0		Effect: "Hella Smart", Effect Duration: 69
6421	tonic djinn	0		
6422	decent thick vampire chowder	5	good	
6423	pulsating Tales of Dread	0		Free Pull
6424	Dreadsylvanian skeleton key	0		
6425	Official Seal of Dreadsylvania	0		
6426	flavorless thick wobbly Dreadsylvanian stew	5	decent	
6427	lousy high-proof Dreadsylvanian	9	decent	
6428	diffused Dreadsylvanian flask	0		Effect: "There Is A Spoon", Effect Duration: 62
6429	polarized Dreadsylvanian flask	0		Effect: "Scrappy, Shadowy", Effect Duration: 22
6430	grievous cool dreadful fedora	0		Moxie: +5, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Kruegerand Drop: 5, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xLep"
6431	huge vibrating dreadful sweater	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Kruegerand Drop: 5
6432	Usain Bolt's dreadful glove	0		Initiative: +80, Kruegerand Drop: 5
6433	Freddy Kruegerand	0		
6434	Mark of the Bugbear	0		
6435	wobbly Mark of the Werewolf	0		
6436	huge blurry Mark of the Zombie	0		
6437	Mark of the Ghost	0		
6438	squat Mark of the Vampire	0		
6439	Mark of the Skeleton	0		
6440	avaricious scorching hale Covers-Your-Head	0		Maximum HP: +20, Hot Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +30, Class: "Disco Bandit", Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xVolley"
6441	jittery asbestos-lined horrifying dog trainer's Drapes-You-Regally	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Spooky Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +5, Class: "Disco Bandit"
6442	yellow stanky brainy Warms-Your-Tush of the pedagogue	0		Mysticality: +5, Experience: +3, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Class: "Disco Bandit", Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xPotato"
6443	fuchsia horrifying Helps-You-Sleep of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Spooky Damage: +25, Single Equip, Blind
6444	bouncing knitted Van der Graaf Quiets-Your-Steps of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Cold Resistance: +3, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip
6445	wobbly Protects-Your-Junk of the pedagogue of the cheetah	0		Experience: +3, Initiative: +60, Single Equip
6446	mediocre Gets-You-Drunk	3	decent	
6447	gravedigger's careful Great Wolf's headband	0		Monster Level: -10, Spooky Damage: +10, Item Drop: +5, Class: "Seal Clubber", Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley"
6448	healthy Great Wolf's left paw of James Dean of horror	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Class: "Seal Clubber", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Great Slash"
6449	Annie Oakley's Great Wolf's right paw of Leguizamo of doom	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Monster Level: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Class: "Seal Clubber", Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Great Slash"
6450	zippy flame-wreathed Great Wolf's rocket launcher	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Initiative: +20, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Rocket"
6451	narrow reassuring energetic Great Wolf's beastly trousers of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Spooky Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1.5xWhelp"
6452	Great Wolf's lice	0		
6453	Vulcanized enhanced shaking skewed Hunger&trade; Sauce	0		Effect: "Papowerful", Effect Duration: 54
6454	Rosewater's thinker's zombie mariachi hat of Tarzan	0		Mysticality: +10, Mysticality Percent: +30, Experience (Muscle): +3, Class: "Accordion Thief", Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep"
6455	narrow dog trainer's zombie accordion of incineration of the boozehound	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Booze Drop: +100, Class: "Accordion Thief", Single Equip, Song Duration: 20
6456	curative Newton's supercool zombie mariachi pants	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Experience (Mysticality): +3, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Class: "Accordion Thief", Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy"
6457	ruddy beefy HOA regulation book of the blizzard	0		Muscle: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Cold Spell Damage: +25
6458	upside-down miser's lion tamer's vibrating HOA zombie eyes	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Experience (familiar): +2, Meat Drop: +10, Single Equip
6459	HOA citation pad	0		
6460	cyan wriggling severed nose	0		
6461	nosy nose ringy ring	0		Familiar Weight: +15
6462	family-friendly personal trainer's Mayor Ghost's toupee of the scaredy-cat	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Monster Level: -15, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Class: "Pastamancer", Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xBarrr"
6463	huge red deadly supercool Mayor Ghost's cloak of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Moxie Percent: +20, Weapon Damage: +5, Class: "Pastamancer"
6464	steel-toed occult Mayor Ghost's khakis of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Damage Reduction: 9, Class: "Pastamancer", Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, HP regen"
6465	spinning Usain Bolt's strapping Mayor Ghost's gavel of the dark arts	0		Muscle: +5, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Initiative: +80, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Hammer Ghost"
6466	spinning squat hardy quilted savvy Mayor Ghost's sash	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Damage Absorption: +40, Maximum HP: +50, Single Equip
6467	Mayor Ghost's scissors	0		
6468	stale tumbling ghost pepper	4	decent	
6469	vibrating rosy-cheeked extremely unsafe Thunkula's drinking cap	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Class: "Sauceror", Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley"
6470	blue nippy medical-grade beefy Drunkula's cape	0		Muscle: +10, Cold Damage: +10, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Class: "Sauceror"
6471	gravedigger's Da Vinci's Drunkula's silky pants of the detective	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Spooky Damage: +10, Item Drop: +20, Class: "Sauceror", Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhoul"
6472	Drunkula's bell	0		
6473	gray flame-wreathed chilly stiffened Drunkula's ring of haze	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Cold Damage: +5, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Avoid Attack: 1, Single Equip
6474	Drunkula's wineglass of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20
6475	lousy high-proof blurry bottle of Bloodweiser	10	decent	
6476	forbidden sinister Unkillable Skeleton's skullcap of the detective	0		Spell Damage: +10, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Item Drop: +20, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy"
6477	avaricious sharpshooter's wholesome Unkillable Skeleton's breastplate	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Meat Drop: +30, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
6478	foul-smelling medical-grade curative Unkillable Skeleton's shinguards	0		Stench Damage: +10, HP Regen Min: 10, HP Regen Max: 15, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr"
6479	blinking reassuring supercharged rock-hard stiffened Herculean educational Unkillable Skeleton's sawsword	0		Experience: +1, Experience (Muscle): +1, Damage Reduction: 6, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Spooky Resistance: +1
6480	family-friendly Unkillable Skeleton's shield of the detective	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Item Drop: +20, Thorns: 1
6481	asbestos-lined Unkillable Skeleton's restless leg of the cheetah	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Initiative: +60
6482	electrified Staff of the Roaring Hearth of the brazier of Flo-Jo	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Initiative: +100, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
6483	Kool-Aid	1	crappy	
6484	upside-down dread tarragon	0		
6485	huge bone flour	0		
6486	wobbly dreadful roast	0		
6487	stinking agaricus	0		
6488	rotten upside-down Dreadsylvanian shepherd's pie	3	crappy	
6489	music box parts	0		
6490	unwound mechanical songbird	0		
6491	tailfeathers	0		Familiar Weight: +5
6492	upside-down wax banana	0		
6493	ghostly complicated lock impression	0		
6494	replica key	0		
6495	Dreadsylvania Auditor's badge of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Kruegerand Drop: 5, Single Equip
6496	blood kiwi	0		
6497	eau de mort	0		
6498	practically non-alcoholic smooth bloody kiwitini	1	awesome	
6499	blue moon-amber	0		
6500	polished moon-amber	0		
6501	cyan rosewater-soaked aromatic steel-toed moon-amber necklace	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Stench Resistance: 4, Single Equip
6502	Dreadsylvanian seed pod	0		
6503	ghost pencil	0		
6504	Lo Pan's therapeutic sinister hangman's hood	0		Spell Damage: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +30, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
6505	green bouncing Jim Carey's quilted Sinatra's ring finger ring	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Damage Absorption: +40, Monster Level: +25, Single Equip
6506	huge Dreadsylvanian clockwork key	0		
6507	tumbling cool iron ingot	0		
6508	wobbly wool cool iron helmet of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Cold Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy"
6509	healthy cool iron breastplate of horror	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +25
6510	huge Fonzie's cool iron greaves of the boozehound	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Booze Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr"
6511	Usain Bolt's ruddy ghost shawl	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Initiative: +80
6512	skull capacitor	0		
6513	mirror sinister warm fur	0		Spell Damage: +10
6514	brainy snowstick	0		Mysticality: +5
6515	eerie fetish of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Single Equip
6516	bad practically non-alcoholic stinkwater	1	decent	
6517	ghostly dubious loincloth	0		Damage Aura: 1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1.5xVolley"
6518	big fancy moldy blurry accidental mutton	5	crappy	Effect: "Preemptive Medicine", Effect Duration: 30
6519	zippy perfumed drafty drawers	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Initiative: +20, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley"
6520	extremely unsafe wolfskull mask of courage	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Spooky Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xBarrr"
6521	gray guts necklace of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Single Equip
6522	groping claw of wisdom of the brute	0		Mysticality: +15, Muscle Percent: +30
6523	twirling deadly vengeful spirit	0		Weapon Damage: +5
6524	forbidden BOOtonniere	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Single Equip
6525	colloidal ghost thread	0		Effect: "Sweet and Green", Effect Duration: 32
6526	coward's bag of unfinished business of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Monster Level: -20
6527	aromatic MacGyver's transparent pants	0		Maximum MP: +100, Stench Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xPotato"
6528	blurry Van der Graaf hothammer	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
6529	artisanal triple-distilled Thriller Ice	7	EPIC	
6530	educational grandfather watch	0		Experience: +1, Single Equip, Nonstackable Watch
6531	upside-down muddy skirt	0		Damage Aura: 1, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xFairy"
6532	executive spyglass of the glutton	0		Meat Drop: +40, Food Drop: +100
6533	vial of hot blood of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Single Equip
6534	red skewed remorseless knife of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20
6535	flame-retardant intimidating coiffure	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "hot afk, 1xPotato"
6536	hale shellacked cod cape	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Maximum HP: +20
6537	big adequate blood sausage	5	good	
6538	frying brainpan of the empath of the blizzard	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Cold Spell Damage: +25
6539	lightning-fast ball and chain of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Initiative: +40, Single Equip
6540	forbidden dry bone	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50
6541	studded tailbone shield	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Thorns: 1
6542	blurry auspicious tonguebone	0		Item Drop: +10, Single Equip
6543	toasty cool pogo stick	0		Moxie: +5, Hot Damage: +5, Single Equip
6545	fortified sinister weedy skirt of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Spell Damage: +10, Damage Absorption: +60, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy"
6546	mirror censurious Rosewater's pants	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "atk"
6547	Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette	0		
6548	cooling iron helmet	0		
6549	skewed cooling iron breastplate	0		
6550	cooling iron greaves	0		
6551	hot cluster	0		
6552	mirror squat cluster	0		
6553	cluster	0		
6554	stench cluster	0		
6555	sleaze cluster	0		
6556	triple-activated skewed cyan phial of hotness	0		Effect: "Pasta Oneness", Effect Duration: 44
6557	polymerized phial of coldness	0		Effect: "Dragged Through the Coals", Effect Duration: 59
6558	galvanized blinking wobbly phial of spookiness	0		Effect: "Dances with Tweedles", Effect Duration: 22
6559	triple-ionized vacuum-sealed wobbly phial of stench	0		Effect: "Dweeby", Effect Duration: 44
6560	super-warmed colloidal phial of sleaziness	0		Effect: "Eagle Eyes", Effect Duration: 52
6561	blinking tumbling adventurer clone egg	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-06"
6562	mini-Mr. Accessory	0		Familiar Weight: +5
6563	hand of Mr. Cards of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Throw a Mr. Card"
6564	stale super-sized Dreadsylvanian hot pocket	5	decent	
6565	bland thick Dreadsylvanian pocket	5	decent	
6566	small bland Dreadsylvanian pocket	2	decent	
6567	bland Dreadsylvanian stink pocket	3	decent	
6568	decent huge Dreadsylvanian sleaze pocket	4	good	
6569	acceptable Dreadsylvanian hot toddy	3	good	
6570	high-proof bad huge mirror Dreadsylvanian cold-fashioned	10	decent	
6571	acceptable watered-down Dreadsylvanian grimlet	2	good	
6572	lousy weak spinning Dreadsylvanian dank and stormy	2	decent	
6573	watered-down delicious Dreadsylvanian slithery nipple	2	awesome	
6574	hot clusterbomb	0		
6575	clusterbomb	0		
6576	clusterbomb	0		
6577	stench clusterbomb	0		
6578	sleaze clusterbomb	0		
6579	Dreadsylvanian Almanac page	0		
6580	length of fuse	0		
6581	wobbly ghostly dreadful box	0		
6582	mirror Clan hot dog stand	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-07"
6583	mirror olive tumbling vicious spiked collar	0		Familiar Damage: +20
6584	lard-coated hot dog wrapper	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
6585	squat mansplainer's supercharged debonair deboner	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Monster Level: +15
6586	quantum double-anodized chicle de salchicha	0		Effect: "Your Eyes are Peeled!", Effect Duration: 51
6587	squat jar of frostigkraut of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Damage Aura: 1
6588	maroon greedy hale gnawed-up dog bone	0		Maximum HP: +20, Meat Drop: +20
6589	crafty Grey Guanon	0		Maximum MP: +10, Damage Aura: 1
6590	blurry purple shellacked stiffened Engorged Sausages and You of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Damage Reduction: 8
6591	acceptable weak dream of a dog	2	good	
6592	blurry manspreader's optimal spreadsheet of the dark arts of courage	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Monster Level: +10, Spooky Resistance: +3
6593	defective Game Grid token	0		
6594	pulsating hot Dreadsylvanian cocoa	0		
6595	vaporized blurry epic cluster	1	EPIC	
6596	clockwork egg	0		
6597	red mirror clockwork birdhouse	0		
6598	clockwork disc	0		
6599	clockwork hand	0		
6600	clockwork hand	0		
6601	spinning clockwork numeral I	0		
6602	huge clockwork numeral II	0		
6603	blue clockwork numeral III	0		
6604	clockwork numeral IV	0		
6605	yellow clockwork numeral V	0		
6606	blinking clockwork numeral VI	0		
6607	bouncing clockwork numeral VII	0		
6608	blue clockwork numeral VIII	0		
6609	clockwork numeral IX	0		
6610	clockwork numeral X	0		
6611	wobbly clockwork numeral XI	0		
6612	clockwork numeral XII	0		
6613	clockwork cuckoo	0		
6614	maroon upside-down cuckoo clock	0		
6615	watered-down tolerable blurry Cold One	2	???	
6616	decent spaghetti breakfast	3	???	
6617	over-the-shoulder Folder Holder	0		Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2013-08", Softcore Only: [1-path(KOLHS)]
6618	purple folder (red)	0		Muscle: +20, Last Available: "2013-08"
6619	folder (blue)	0		Mysticality: +20, Last Available: "2013-08"
6620	squat folder (green)	0		Moxie: +20, Last Available: "2013-08"
6621	bouncing folder (magenta)	0		Muscle: +15, Mysticality: +15, Last Available: "2013-08"
6622	folder (cyan)	0		Mysticality: +15, Moxie: +15, Last Available: "2013-08"
6623	folder (yellow)	0		Muscle: +15, Moxie: +15, Last Available: "2013-08"
6624	folder (smiley face)	0		Experience (Muscle): +2, Last Available: "2013-08"
6625	folder (wizard)	0		Experience (Mysticality): +2, Last Available: "2013-08"
6626	jittery folder (space skeleton)	0		Experience (Moxie): +2, Last Available: "2013-08"
6627	folder (D-Team)	0		Last Available: "2013-08"
6628	gray folder (Ex-Files)	0		Combat Rate: +5, Last Available: "2013-08"
6629	folder (skull and crossbones)	0		Combat Rate: -5, Last Available: "2013-08"
6630	folder (Knight Writer)	0		Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2013-08"
6631	folder (Jackass Plumber)	0		Monster Level: +25, Last Available: "2013-08"
6632	blinking folder (holographic fractal)	0		All Resistance: +4, Last Available: "2013-08"
6633	pulsating folder (barbarian)	0		Last Available: "2013-08"
6634	folder (rainbow unicorn)	0		Last Available: "2013-08", Thorns: 5
6635	folder (Seawolf)	0		Better Diver: +10, Last Available: "2013-08"
6636	folder (dancing dolphins)	0		Last Available: "2013-08"
6637	folder (catfish)	0		Familiar Weight: +15, Last Available: "2013-08"
6638	folder (tranquil landscape)	0		Damage Reduction: 15, HP / MP Regen Min: 10, HP / MP Regen Max: 20, Last Available: "2013-08"
6639	pulsating folder (owl)	0		Last Available: "2013-08"
6640	cyan folder (Stinky Trash Kid)	0		Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2013-08"
6641	folder (sports car)	0		Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2013-08"
6642	folder (sportsballs)	0		PvP Fights: +5, Last Available: "2013-08"
6643	folder (heavy metal)	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2013-08"
6644	ghostly folder (Yedi)	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2013-08"
6645	folder (KOLHS)	0		Last Available: "2013-08"
6648	squat clever rosy-cheeked slide rule	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Maximum MP: +20
6649	polarized enhanced enhanced twirling Ogres and Oubliettes&trade; module	0		Effect: "Mercenary", Effect Duration: 61
6650	cyan Mountain Stream Code Black Alert	0		
6651	twisted-up wet towel	0		
6652	tolerable stepmom's booze	3	good	
6653	huge surgical tape	0		
6654	wizardly band T-shirt	0		Mysticality: +25
6655	drinkable fountain 'soda'	4	good	
6656	narrow illegal firecracker	0		
6657	wholesome Samson's pickelhaube	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 18"
6658	electrified hair oil	0		Effect: "Muscularrr", Effect Duration: 62
6659	polarized adjusted scrap	0		Effect: "Saucegoggles", Effect Duration: 54
6660	blurry upside-down school spirit socket set	0		
6661	blinking suspension bridge	0		
6662	upside-down rosewater-soaked wool mansplainer's Lo Pan's Staff of the Lunch Lady	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Monster Level: +15, Cold Resistance: +1, Stench Resistance: +3
6663	universal key	0		
6664	world's most dangerous birdhouse	0		
6665	lard-coated hardy deathchucks	0		Maximum HP: +50, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
6666	squat blinking eraser	0		
6667	quasireligious sculpture	0		
6668	narrow Faraday cage	0		
6669	modeling claymore	0		
6670	pulsating clay homunculus	0		
6671	improved jittery sodium pentasomething	0		Effect: "Very Clean Guns", Effect Duration: 67
6672	grains of salt	0		
6673	bouncing yellowcake bomb	0		
6674	narrow mirror stinkbomb	0		
6675	dry pulsating superwater	0		Effect: "Benetton's Medley of Diversity", Effect Duration: 41
6676	Thwaitgold bookworm statuette	0		
6677	crude monster sculpture	0		
6678	cyan sage Yearbook Club Camera	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blinding Flash"
6679	quilted machete	0		Damage Absorption: +40
6680	artisanal weak Cursed Punch	2	EPIC	
6681	acceptable enchanted blurry Bowl of Scorpions	3	good	Effect: "Adrenaline Rush", Effect Duration: 10
6682	irresponsibly strong delicious Fog Murderer	9	awesome	
6683	book of matches	0		
6684	experienced surgical mask	0		Experience: +2, Surgeonosity: +1
6685	manspreader's head mirror	0		Monster Level: +10, Surgeonosity: +1
6686	scandalous half-size scalpel	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Surgeonosity: +1
6687	jittery banded surgical apron	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Surgeonosity: +1
6688	bloodied surgical dungarees of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Surgeonosity: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 38"
6689	jittery ghostly McClusky file (page 1)	0		
6690	huge skewed McClusky file (page 2)	0		
6691	shaking McClusky file (page 3)	0		
6692	huge McClusky file (page 4)	0		
6693	McClusky file (page 5)	0		
6694	boring binder clip	0		
6695	purple McClusky file (complete)	0		
6696	bowling ball	0		
6697	huge moss-covered stone sphere	0		
6698	pulsating dripping stone sphere	0		
6699	crackling stone sphere	0		
6700	lime green scorched stone sphere	0		
6701	jittery stone triangle	0		
6702	yellow bowler	0		Damage Aura: 1
6703	blinking imitation White Russian	1	decent	
6704	tumbling Jim Carey's groovy short-handled mop	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Monster Level: +25
6705	adequate half-sized enchanted jungle floor wax	2	good	Effect: "Extra Terrestrial", Effect Duration: 10
6706	mirror smirking shrunken head	0		Damage Aura: 1
6707	chilled improved skewed colorful toad	0		Effect: "Meatwise", Effect Duration: 58
6708	crude voodoo doll	0		
6709	gray attorney's badge	0		Single Equip
6710	gravedigger's Newton's pygmy briefs	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Spooky Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 41"
6711	short writ of habeas corpus	0		
6712	upside-down bone abacus	0		
6713	gray adder	0		
6714	short calculator	0		
6715	blurry hardened studded sphygmomanometer	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Damage Reduction: 3
6716	electrified diffused bag of pygmy blood	0		Effect: "Sleazy Hands", Effect Duration: 67
6717	tongue depressor	0		
6718	Tesla smooth compression stocking	0		Moxie: +15, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
6719	resourceful banded midriff scrubs	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Maximum MP: +50
6720	polarized dry pill cup	0		Effect: "Spooky Demeanor", Effect Duration: 64
6721	shaking up-at-dawn savvy water bottle of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Mysticality Percent: +20, Adventures: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 40"
6722	electrified improved blinking pygmy phone number	0		Effect: "Space Cowboy", Effect Duration: 14
6723	squat shaking Boozehounds Anonymous token	0		
6724	adequate exotic jungle fruit	3	good	
6725	Shore Inc. Ship Trip Scrip	0		
6726	blue dude ranch souvenir crate	0		
6727	tropical island souvenir crate	0		
6728	mirror ski resort souvenir crate	0		
6729	twirling UV-resistant compass	0		
6730	purple funky junk key	0		
6731	Worse Homes and Gardens	0		
6732	twirling claw-foot bathtub	0		
6733	blurry clothesline pole	0		
6734	pulsating twirling cigar sign	0		
6735	bouncing junk junk	0		
6736	Junk-Bond	0		
6737	wobbly tangle of copper wire	0		
6738	mirror jagged scrap	0		
6739	polarized purple bent scrap	0		Effect: "Cletus's Canticle of Celerity", Effect Duration: 44
6740	molten scrap	0		
6741	narrow eternal car battery	0		
6742	rosy-cheeked junk band	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30
6743	scorching junk trunks	0		Hot Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "cap 15"
6744	fortified junk-mail shirt	0		Damage Absorption: +60
6745	stale junk food	4	decent	
6746	weak hand-crafted yellow junk yard	2	EPIC	
6747	sage swordzall of James Dean	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Experience (Moxie): +3
6748	rosy-cheeked arm buzzer	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30
6749	cyan Annie Oakley's boilgun of bravery	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Spooky Resistance: +5
6750	Gordon Beer's Beer Garden Catalog	0		Last Available: "2013-09"
6751	packet of beer seeds	0		Last Available: "2013-09"
6752	handful of barley	0		
6753	twirling cluster of hops	0		
6754	beer bottle	0		
6755	wobbly beer label	0		
6756	artisanal homebrew sampler	0		
6757	practically non-alcoholic perfectly mixed can of Br&uuml;talbr&auml;u	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2013-09"
6758	practically non-alcoholic acceptable can of Drooling Monk	1	good	Last Available: "2013-09"
6759	delicious triple-distilled shaking can of Impetuous Scofflaw	10	awesome	Last Available: "2013-09"
6760	perfectly mixed boozy squat twirling bottle of Old Pugilist	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2013-09"
6761	artisanal practically non-alcoholic bottle of Professor Beer	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	Last Available: "2013-09"
6762	drinkable wobbly bottle of Rapier Witbier	3	good	Last Available: "2013-09"
6763	aged bottle of Race Car Red	3	awesome	Last Available: "2013-09"
6764	tolerable practically non-alcoholic blinking bottle of Greedy Dog	1	good	Last Available: "2013-09"
6765	aged bottle of Lambada Lambic	4	awesome	Last Available: "2013-09"
6766	tin beer can	0		
6767	artisanal homebrew gift package	0		
6768	liquid bread	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2013-09"
6769	energetic cool brainy tin tam	0		Mysticality: +5, Moxie: +5, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "MP regen, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-09"
6770	altered tin cup	0		Effect: "Almost Cool", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2013-09"
6771	ghostly scandalous studded tin foil of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Damage Absorption: +80, Sleaze Damage: +5, Last Available: "2013-09"
6772	skewed wool MacGyver's tin drum of bravery	0		Maximum MP: +100, Cold Resistance: +1, Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2013-09"
6773	tin roof (rusted)	0		Last Available: "2013-09"
6774	twirling tin snips	0		Last Available: "2013-09"
6775	tin lizzie	0		Last Available: "2013-09"
6776	pickled enhanced foetid seal tear	0		Effect: "Big Punkin'", Effect Duration: 24
6777	activated shaking seal sweat	0		Effect: "Mental A-cue-ity", Effect Duration: 15
6778	magnetized boiling seal blood	0		Effect: "Tingly Wrists", Effect Duration: 62
6779	fuchsia crystalline seal eye	0		Single Equip
6780	upside-down nippy crafty studded sealhide shield	0		Maximum MP: +10, Cold Damage: +10
6781	maroon mirror up-at-dawn censurious scabrous seal epaulets	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Adventures: +5, Single Equip
6782	abyssal battle plans	0		
6783	prompt dangerous boxer's seal medal	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Weapon Damage: +10, Adventures: +3
6784	deanimated reanimator's coffin	0		Free Pull
6785	flask of embalming fluid	0		
6788	blank diary	0		
6789	boot knife	0		
6790	blinking olive broken beer bottle	0		
6791	sharpened spoon	0		
6792	candy knife	0		
6793	skewed soap knife	0		
6795	aerosolized ghostly disco horoscope (Aquarius)	0		Effect: "Medieval Mage Mayhem", Effect Duration: 21
6796	denatured unsweetened quadruple-ionized jittery disco horoscope (Pisces)	0		Effect: "Egg-stortionary Tactics", Effect Duration: 19
6797	dry colloidal disco horoscope (Aries)	0		Effect: "Helping Comes Second", Effect Duration: 34
6798	nitrogenated cyan disco horoscope (Taurus)	0		Effect: "Incensed", Effect Duration: 25
6799	super-dry nitrogenated gray disco horoscope (Gemini)	0		Effect: "Adapt to Change Eventually", Effect Duration: 23
6800	oxidized energized disco horoscope (Cancer)	0		Effect: "Super-Charged", Effect Duration: 40
6801	deionized adjusted mirror disco horoscope (Leo)	0		Effect: "The Moxie of LOV", Effect Duration: 40
6802	modified blinking disco horoscope (Virgo)	0		Effect: "Nasty, Nasty Breath", Effect Duration: 33
6803	pickled altered disco horoscope (Libra)	0		Effect: "Rushin' Hands", Effect Duration: 68
6804	modified disco horoscope (Scorpio)	0		Effect: "Savage Beast Inside", Effect Duration: 32
6805	improved modified disco horoscope (Sagittarius)	0		Effect: "Crusty Head", Effect Duration: 22
6806	quadruple-Vulcanized magnetized disco horoscope (Capricorn)	0		Effect: "Spiritually Awake", Effect Duration: 28
6807	lion tamer's The Sagittarian's leisure pants of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Experience (familiar): +2, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 18"
6808	toy accordion	0		Song Duration: 5
6809	accordion	0		Song Duration: 10
6810	lion tamer's beer-battered accordion	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 6
6811	pulsating resourceful baritone accordion	0		Maximum MP: +50, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 7
6812	narrow coward's mama's squeezebox	0		Monster Level: -20, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 8
6813	horrifying guancertina	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 9
6814	wicked accordion file	0		Spell Damage: +5, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10
6815	mirror accord ion of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10
6816	blurry bone bandoneon of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 11
6817	banded pentatonic accordion	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 12
6818	non-Euclidean non-accordion of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 15
6819	lime green narrow Accordion of Jordion of the pedagogue of the scaredy-cat	0		Experience: +3, Monster Level: -15, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 14
6820	maroon autocalliope of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 15
6821	nippy accordionoid rocca	0		Cold Damage: +10, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 18
6822	strapping pygmy concertinette	0		Muscle: +5, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 17
6823	ghost accordion of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Item Drop: +5, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 16
6824	frightening peace accordion	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 19
6825	double-paned alarm accordion of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Cold Resistance: +5, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 20
6826	slick cool All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig of horror	0		Moxie: 15, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "0.5xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 13"
6827	rock-hard KoL Con X Treasure Map of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Damage Reduction: 5
6828	lousy practically non-alcoholic discocktail	1	decent	
6829	foul-smelling KoL Con X Bingo Card	0		Stench Damage: +10
6830	mirror Temporal Tempera Tube of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100
6831	altered Tallowcreme Halloween Pumpkin	0		Effect: "Stinky Weapon", Effect Duration: 12
6832	teal Way More Tears&trade; pepper spray	0		
6833	tarnished pickled diffused narrow Milk Studs	0		Effect: "Jacked In", Effect Duration: 15
6834	polarized boiled box of Dweebs	0		Effect: "One Very Clear Eye", Effect Duration: 14
6835	oxidized wobbly bag of W&Ws	0		Effect: "Big Punkin'", Effect Duration: 54
6836	super-dry PEEZ dispenser	0		Effect: "Crimbo Flavor", Effect Duration: 21
6837	colloidal activated mirror olive Swizzler	0		Effect: "Lemony Goodness", Effect Duration: 42
6838	vacuum-sealed twirling Bugbearclaw Donut	0		Effect: "Florid Cheeks", Effect Duration: 67
6839	nitrogenated blurry jam	0		Effect: "Clyde's Blessing", Effect Duration: 69
6840	concentrated denatured pulsating Whenchamacallit bar	0		Effect: "Rave Concentration", Effect Duration: 34
6841	triple-enhanced 8-bit banana	0		Effect: "Riboflavin'", Effect Duration: 37
6842	quadruple-aerosolized ionized boiled tumbling vial of blood simple syrup	0		Effect: "Aquarius Rising", Effect Duration: 33
6843	oxidized pressed squat bone bons	0		Effect: "Jittery", Effect Duration: 25
6844	aerosolized shaking cyan ironic mint	0		Effect: "Moon-Eyed", Effect Duration: 31
6845	unused walkie-talkie	0		Free Pull
6846	walkie-talkie	0		Free Pull
6847	killing jar	0		
6848	security flashlight of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100
6849	non-dry quadruple-dry moist Effermint&trade; tablets	0		Effect: "Disco Neuropathy", Effect Duration: 21
6850	bouncing dog trainer's sturdy cane of the bloodbag of incineration	0		Maximum HP: +100, Experience (familiar): +1, Hot Spell Damage: +50
6851	purple huge bowl of candy	0		
6852	Ultra Mega Sour Ball	0		
6853	tumbling carton of rotten eggs	0		
6854	twirling desert sightseeing pamphlet	0		
6855	a suspicious address	0		
6856	Bal-musette accordion of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10, Last Available: "2013-10"
6857	jittery rosy-cheeked Cajun accordion	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10, Last Available: "2013-10"
6858	curative quirky accordion	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10, Last Available: "2013-10"
6859	Temple Grandin's occult Skipper's accordion	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Familiar Weight: +7, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10, Last Available: "2013-10"
6860	bouncing careful mansplainer's Da Vinci's Pantsgiving of terror	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Monster Level: 5, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Softcore Only, Bonus Resting HP: [5*F], Bonus Resting MP: [5*F], Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Talk About Politics", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Pocket Crumbs", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Air Dirty Laundry", Drops Items, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-11", Variable
6861	rotten can of sardines	3	crappy	Last Available: "2013-11"
6862	half-sized moldy narrow high-calorie sugar substitute	2	crappy	Last Available: "2013-11"
6863	yummy gigantic pat of butter	8	awesome	Last Available: "2013-11"
6864	bland dinner roll	4	decent	Last Available: "2013-11"
6865	adequate yellow mashed potatoes	3	good	Last Available: "2013-11"
6866	stale olive whole turkey leg	3	decent	Last Available: "2013-11"
6867	decent deviled egg	3	good	Last Available: "2013-11"
6868	boiled finger exerciser	0		Effect: "Polka Face", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2013-11"
6869	chilled huge dented spoon	0		Effect: "Deep-Seated Rage", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2013-11"
6870	improved enhanced love note	0		Effect: "Night Vision", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2013-11"
6871	ghostly school beer pull tab	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6872	adjusted irradiated anodized twirling nail file	0		Effect: "Slimily Strong", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2013-11"
6873	galvanized concentrated improved huge upside-down candy wrapper	0		Effect: "Sticks and Stones", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2013-11"
6874	blinking gym membership card	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6875	quadruple-activated post-holiday sale coupon	0		Effect: "Sinuses For Miles", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2013-11"
6876	dry cleaning receipt	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6877	narrow shaking pocket lint (blue)	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6878	purple pocket lint (green)	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6879	pocket lint (white)	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6880	pocket lint (orange)	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6881	blue friendly energetic experienced bowl of petunias of Tarzan	0		Experience: +2, Experience (Muscle): +3, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2013-11"
6882	resourceful arcane researcher's experienced power sock of the bloodbag	0		Experience: +2, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Maximum HP: +100, Maximum MP: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-11"
6883	wool sock of dire peril of Calamity Jane of chilblains of the overflowing toilet	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Cold Damage: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-11"
6884	therapeutic Rosewater's moustache sock of the bloodbag of the glutton	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Maximum HP: +100, Food Drop: +100, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-11"
6885	double-alkaline ionized oxidized spinning fuchsia spirit gum	0		Effect: "Black Lung", Effect Duration: 43
6886	green spirit pillow	0		
6887	spirit sheet	0		
6888	ghostly olive spirit mattress	0		
6889	wobbly huge spirit blanket	0		
6890	spirit bed	0		
6891	skewed lion tamer's mansplainer's savvy spirit bell	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Monster Level: +15, Experience (familiar): +2, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
6892	diffused magnetized ghostly spoonful of Linguine-Os	0		Effect: "Sugar Smacks", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2013-11"
6893	activated lime green freezer-burned frost-bitten tortellini	0		Effect: "Hairless and Airless", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2013-11"
6894	Vulcanized blob of Alphredo&trade;	0		Effect: "You Know Where to Go", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2013-11"
6895	ionized blinking handful of crafty noodles	0		Effect: "Cruisin' for a Bruisin'", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2013-11"
6896	double-denatured tangled mass of pasta	0		Effect: "Turn On, Tune In, Play Ball!", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2013-11"
6897	anodized ionized spinning shaking blurry Can of Spaghetto	0		Effect: "Raging Animal", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2013-11"
6898	shaking Chef Boy, R&D's business card	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6899	Thwaitgold ant statuette	0		
6900	experimental carbon fiber pasta additive	0		Class: "Pastamancer", Last Available: "2013-11"
6901	hazardous sauce dosimeter	0		Class: "Sauceror", Last Available: "2013-11"
6902	stanky Van der Graaf flask flops	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip
6903	double-irradiated fuchsia nuts	0		Effect: "Elemental Saucesphere", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2013-12"
6904	ionized liquefied concentrated wobbly yellow bolts	0		Effect: "Pecan Pied Piper", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2013-12"
6905	bland gingerbread robot	4	decent	Last Available: "2013-12"
6906	adequate petit 4.1	3	good	Last Available: "2013-12"
6907	moldy lime green nut-shaped Crimbo cookie	3	crappy	Last Available: "2023-06"
6908	MacGyver's plastic GORM-8	0		Maximum MP: +100, Last Available: "2013-12"
6909	gray squat plastic warbear of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6910	double-paned plastic Toybot	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
6911	shaking plastic warbear fortress of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2013-12"
6912	friendly coward's plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S.	0		Monster Level: -20, Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2013-12"
6913	squat warbear whosit	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6914	warbear hoverbelt piecepart	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6915	twirling Sherlock's auspicious warbear hoverbelt of the sweet-tooth	0		Item Drop: 35, Candy Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6916	warbear battery	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6917	tumbling warbear badge	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6918	ionized frozen warbear wardance potion	0		Effect: "Boon of She-Who-Was", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2013-12"
6919	quadruple-warmed colloidal blinking warbear bearserker potion	0		Effect: "Tiki Toughness", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2013-12"
6920	cold-filtered narrow warbear liquid overcoat	0		Effect: "Bubblin' Rage", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2013-12"
6921	spoiled warbear feasting bread	3	crappy	Last Available: "2013-12"
6922	bland warbear warrior bread	3	decent	Last Available: "2013-12"
6923	snack-sized moldy jittery warbear thermoregulator bread	2	crappy	Last Available: "2013-12"
6924	drinkable lime green warbear feasting mead	4	good	Last Available: "2013-12"
6925	drinkable watered-down narrow warbear bearserker mead	2	good	Last Available: "2013-12"
6926	watered-down mediocre warbear blizzard mead	2	decent	Last Available: "2013-12"
6927	bouncing warbear helm fragment	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6928	tumbling family-friendly chaotic supercool warbear plain fedora	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep, cap 12", Last Available: "2013-12"
6929	bouncing bouncing ruddy warbear feathered fedora	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-12"
6930	nippy lion tamer's healthy warbear fedora	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Experience (familiar): +2, Cold Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep", Last Available: "2013-12"
6931	gray vibrating curative occult warbear plain helm	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Maximum MP Percent: +10, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 12", Last Available: "2013-12"
6932	medical-grade warbear spiked helm	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-12"
6933	mirror flame-retardant Annie Oakley's supercharged warbear electro-spiked helm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Hot Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy", Last Available: "2013-12"
6934	tumbling foul-smelling thinker's strapping warbear plain ushanka	0		Muscle: +5, Mysticality: +10, Stench Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xLep, cap 12", Last Available: "2013-12"
6935	twirling warbear lined ushanka of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Familiar Effect: "1.5xBarrr, 1xLep, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-12"
6936	green executive wool warbear heated ushanka of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Cold Resistance: +1, Meat Drop: +40, Familiar Effect: "1xatk, 1xLep", Last Available: "2013-12"
6937	warbear trouser fragment	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6938	medical-grade warbear party pants of the dark arts of temperance	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Sleaze Resistance: +5, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhoul, cap 12", Last Available: "2013-12"
6939	squat warbear ceremonial party pants of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-12"
6940	wobbly zippy Oprah's warbear high festival pants of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Initiative: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhoul", Last Available: "2013-12"
6941	fortified Socratic Herculean warbear battle greaves	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Damage Absorption: +60, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-12"
6942	blinking lion tamer's warbear officer greaves	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-12"
6943	teal blinking squat grievous Newton's warbear bearserker greaves of bravery	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Spooky Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr", Last Available: "2013-12"
6944	ribald flame-wreathed studded warbear johns	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xVolley, cap 12", Last Available: "2013-12"
6945	blurry warbear fleece-lined johns of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xVolley, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-12"
6946	flame-retardant manspreader's fortified warbear johns	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Monster Level: +10, Hot Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xVolley", Last Available: "2013-12"
6947	warbear accoutrements chunk	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6948	bouncing sage beefy warbear goggles of the storm	0		Muscle: +10, Mysticality Percent: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6949	warbear snowblindness goggles of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6950	blue double-paned chaotic warbear polarized goggles of the boozehound	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Cold Resistance: +5, Booze Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6951	mirror ribald brainy warbear laser bowtie of the blizzard	0		Mysticality: +5, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6952	clever warbear plasma bowtie	0		Maximum MP: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6953	family-friendly Lo Pan's curative warbear nuclear bowtie	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Sleaze Resistance: +1, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6954	upside-down lightning-fast chilly boxer's warbear warscarf	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Cold Damage: +5, Initiative: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6955	hale warbear fleece-lined warscarf	0		Maximum HP: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6956	narrow stiffened extremely unsafe warbear warscarf of the sweet-tooth	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Damage Reduction: 1, Candy Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6957	cyan warbear requisition box	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6958	mirror warbear exo-arm	0		Class: "Seal Clubber", Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6959	warbear foil hat of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 2xPotato, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-12"
6960	warbear energy bracers	0		Class: "Pastamancer", Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6961	olive manspreader's smooth warbear oil pan	0		Moxie: +15, Monster Level: +10, Class: "Sauceror", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spray Hot Grease", Last Available: "2013-12"
6962	warbear laser beacon	0		Class: "Disco Bandit", Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6963	wobbly prompt warbear exhaust manifold	0		Adventures: +3, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6964	warbear jackhammer drill press	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6965	spinning warbear auto-anvil	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6966	ghostly warbear induction oven	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6967	warbear chemistry lab	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6968	warbear officer requisition box	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6969	gray warbear empathy chip	0		Skill: "Psychokinetic Hug", Last Available: "2013-12"
6970	warbear drone assembler	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6971	warbear breakfast machine assembler	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6972	blurry blind-packed die-cast toy	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6973	die-cast Bashful the Reindeer of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
6974	die-cast Doc the Reindeer of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2013-12"
6975	upside-down Samson's die-cast Dopey the Reindeer	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
6976	green die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2013-12"
6977	red stiffened die-cast Happy the Reindeer	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Last Available: "2013-12"
6978	groovy die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6979	quilted die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Last Available: "2013-12"
6980	blurry ribald die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6981	die-cast factory worker elf of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Last Available: "2013-12"
6982	Herculean die-cast gift-wrapping elf	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Last Available: "2013-12"
6983	die-cast middle-management elf of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Last Available: "2013-12"
6984	razor-sharp die-cast pencil-pusher elf	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Last Available: "2013-12"
6985	Annie Oakley's die-cast stocking-stuffer elf	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Last Available: "2013-12"
6986	bouncing smooth die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign	0		Moxie: +15, Last Available: "2013-12"
6987	ghostly smooth die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory	0		Moxie: +15, Last Available: "2013-12"
6988	maroon quilted die-cast death ray in a pear tree of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Damage Absorption: +40, Last Available: "2013-12"
6989	fuchsia die-cast turtle mech of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Last Available: "2013-12"
6990	beefcake's die-cast Swiss hen	0		Muscle: +25, Last Available: "2013-12"
6991	jittery purple clever die-cast killing bird	0		Maximum MP: +20, Last Available: "2013-12"
6992	fortified die-cast ring	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Last Available: "2013-12"
6993	blinking Samson's die-cast goose a-laying	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
6994	supercool die-cast swarm a-swarming	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Last Available: "2013-12"
6995	narrow wool die-cast blade a-spinning	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2013-12"
6996	mirror sinister die-cast arc-welding Elfborg	0		Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6997	foul-smelling die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg	0		Stench Damage: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6998	brawny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Muscle Percent: +20, Last Available: "2013-12"
6999	blurry aromatic slick die-cast Father Crimborg	0		Moxie: +10, Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2013-12"
7000	jittery asbestos-lined die-cast Don Crimbo of the detective	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2013-12"
7001	stanky die-cast Uncle Hobo of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: 75, Last Available: "2013-12"
7002	jittery hardened die-cast Father Crimbo of incineration	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2013-12"
7003	The Smith's Tome	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-12", Skill: "Summon Smithsness"
7004	non-moist blue bouncing Flaskfull of Hollow	0		Effect: "Tenacity of the Snapper", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2013-12"
7005	lump of Brituminous coal	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7006	distilled purple shaking shaking handful of Smithereens	1	awesome	Last Available: "2013-12"
7007	immense decent Every Day is Like This Sundae	7	good	Last Available: "2013-12"
7008	fancy spoiled twirling Miserable Pie	3	crappy	Effect: "Grumpy and Ornery", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2013-12"
7009	tiny rotten upside-down This Charming Flan	1	crappy	Last Available: "2013-12"
7010	bad Irish Coffee, English Heart	4	decent	Last Available: "2013-12"
7011	bad practically non-alcoholic Strikes Again Bigmouth	1	decent	Last Available: "2013-12"
7012	triple-distilled tolerable Paint A Vulgar Pitcher	9	good	Last Available: "2013-12"
7013	Golden Light	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7014	Louder Than Bomb	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7015	pulsating Handsome Devil	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7016	Sherlock's careful Work is a Four Letter Sword of extreme caution of the boozehound	0		Monster Level: -35, Item Drop: +25, Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2013-12"
7017	knitted foul-smelling Sinatra's Staff of the Headmaster's Victuals of the empath	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Familiar Weight: +5, Stench Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2013-12"
7018	twirling tumbling asbestos-lined stiffened Da Vinci's Sheila Take a Crossbow of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Experience (Mysticality): +5, Damage Reduction: 1, Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
7019	lime green clever A Light that Never Goes Out of the ox of incineration of the early riser	0		Muscle: +20, Maximum MP: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2013-12"
7020	narrow executive wool slick Half a Purse of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Moxie: +10, Cold Resistance: +1, Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2013-12"
7021	pulsating shellacked baleful Newton's Hairpiece On Fire of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Spell Damage: +25, Damage Reduction: 7, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-12"
7022	wobbly MacGyver's Rosewater's Vicar's Tutu of the ox of extreme caution	0		Muscle: +20, Mysticality Percent: +30, Maximum MP: +100, Monster Level: -25, Familiar Effect: "1.2xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-12"
7023	inspector's personal trainer's Hand in Glove of courage	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Spooky Resistance: +3, Item Drop: +15, Single Equip, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2013-12"
7024	bouncing toasty savvy Meat Tenderizer is Murder of the glutton	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Hot Damage: +5, Food Drop: +100, Class: "Seal Clubber", Last Available: "2013-12"
7025	inspector's MacGyver's Ouija Board, Ouija Board of the scaredy-cat	0		Maximum MP: +100, Monster Level: -15, Item Drop: +15, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Last Available: "2013-12"
7026	spinning greasy Rosewater's beefy Hand that Rocks the Ladle	0		Muscle: +10, Mysticality Percent: +30, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Class: "Pastamancer", Last Available: "2013-12"
7027	stanky chaotic Samson's Saucepanic	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Class: "Sauceror", Last Available: "2013-12"
7028	foul-smelling hardy Frankly Mr. Shank of extreme caution	0		Maximum HP: +50, Monster Level: -25, Stench Damage: +10, Class: "Disco Bandit", Last Available: "2013-12"
7029	tumbling Van der Graaf Shakespeare's Sister's Accordion of Leguizamo of the cheetah	0		Monster Level: +20, Initiative: +60, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 15, Last Available: "2013-12"
7030	Annie Oakley's third-hand lantern	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20
7031	loose purse strings	0		
7032	enchanted super-sized bland blurry pickled egg	5	decent	Effect: "Bells in the Batfry", Effect Duration: 25
7033	blinking bouncing cup of lukewarm tea	1	awesome	
7034	warbear soda machine assembler	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7035	blurry warbear box	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7036	green blinking warbear high-efficiency still	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7037	wobbly warbear LP-ROM burner	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7038	red warbear gyrocopter	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7039	cold-filtered magnetized quadruple-polymerized warbear robo-camouflage unit	0		Effect: "Broken Bone Nubs", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2013-12"
7040	warbear beeping telegram	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7041	warbear procedural hilarity drone	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-12"
7042	warbear metalworking primer	0		Skill: "Shrap", Last Available: "2013-12"
7043	blinking warbear sequential gaiety distribution system	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7044	pickled extra-chilled glass slipper	0		Effect: "Bells in the Batfry", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2014-12"
7045	pickled teal skewed antimatter wad	1	decent	Effect: "Can Has Cyborger", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2013-12"
7046	colloidal dry green warbear superpotion	0		Effect: "Pisces in the Skyces", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2013-12"
7047	extra-polymerized unsweetened wobbly mirror fuchsia pulsating warbear liquid lasers	0		Effect: "Mana Tea", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2013-12"
7048	moist deionized warbear rejuvenation potion	0		Effect: "Cat Class, Cat Style", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2013-12"
7049	broken warbear gyrocopter	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7050	spoiled warbear gyro	4	crappy	Last Available: "2013-12"
7051	polymerized dry recording of Rolando's Rondo of Resisto	0		Effect: "Painted-On Bikini", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2013-12"
7052	warbear metalworking primer (used)	0		Skill: "Shrap", Last Available: "2013-12"
7053	warbear empathy chip (used)	0		Skill: "Psychokinetic Hug", Last Available: "2013-12"
7054	warbear drone codes	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7055	stale breakfast mess	3	decent	Last Available: "2013-12"
7056	warbear breakfast machine	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7057	moldy breakfast miracle	4	crappy	Last Available: "2013-12"
7058	extra-deionized denatured chilled Cloaca Cola Polar	0		Effect: "Polka of Plenty", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2013-12"
7059	ghostly warbear soda machine	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7060	festive warbear bank	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7061	upside-down grimstone mask	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7062	praying Grim Brother	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-12"
7063	Grim Brothers' story book	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7064	fuchsia hibernating Grimstone Golem	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-12"
7065	boiled mirror maroon grim fairy tale	1	EPIC	Effect: "Je Ne Sais Porquoise", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2014-12"
7066	grimstone galoshes	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7067	energized single of Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	0		Effect: "World's Shortest Giant", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2010-02"
7068	ionized quadruple-corrupted huge single of Donho's Bubbly Ballad	0		Effect: "BOOsted", Effect Duration: 56
7069	green upside-down Discontent&trade; Winter Garden Catalog	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-01"
7070	packet of winter seeds	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7071	bland diet snow berries	1	decent	Last Available: "2014-01"
7072	stale ice harvest	3	decent	Last Available: "2014-01"
7073	frozen concentrated flattened twirling frost flower	0		Effect: "The Halls of Mysticality", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2014-01"
7074	diffused wet narrow jittery snow cleats	0		Effect: "Elemental Mastery", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2014-01"
7075	adjusted liquid ice pack	0		Effect: "Dweeby", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2014-01"
7076	snow boards	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7077	rotten snow crab	3	crappy	Last Available: "2014-01"
7078	lousy Ice Island Long Tea	3	decent	Last Available: "2014-01"
7079	unfinished ice sculpture	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7080	ice sculpture	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7081	ice house	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7082	snow machine	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7083	electrified snow mobile	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Lasts Until Rollover, Lantern: 1, Lantern Element: "Cold", Last Available: "2014-01"
7084	jittery scandalous ice bucket	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2014-01"
7085	mirror scorching snow shovel of the glutton	0		Hot Damage: +25, Food Drop: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2014-01"
7086	executive horrifying dangerous bod-ice	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Spooky Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +40, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2014-01"
7087	greedy Jack Frost's careful manspreader's snow belt	0		Monster Level: 0, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Meat Drop: +20, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2014-01"
7088	squat Usain Bolt's hardened ice nine of the brute of the pedagogue	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Experience: +3, Damage Reduction: 3, Initiative: +80, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2014-01"
7089	skewed snow fort	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7090	smooth narrow En Una Fila Tequila	3	awesome	
7091	Skully's hot chocolate	1	good	
7092	warbear dress helmet of the blizzard of the sewer	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Stench Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-12"
7093	ribald forbidden warbear dress bracers	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Sleaze Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
7094	supercharged Samson's warbear dress greaves	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-12"
7095	tumbling sweatband of the brute of the sewer	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Stench Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2014-12"
7096	huge gym shorts of horror of the sweet-tooth	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Candy Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xGhuol, cap 25", Last Available: "2014-12"
7097	skewed skewed Jack Frost's lion tamer's ankleweights	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-12"
7098	scorching careful hardy groovy sweat socks	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Maximum HP: +50, Monster Level: -10, Hot Damage: +25, Drops Items, Last Available: "2014-12"
7099	narrow ghostly pint of sweat	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7100	Jerks' Health&trade; Magazine	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7101	modified blue Five Second Energy&trade;	1		Last Available: "2014-12"
7102	pixie axie	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7103	galvanized liquefied modified powder	0		Effect: "Meadulla Oblongota", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2014-12"
7104	ghostly blurry licorice whip of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Last Available: "2014-12"
7105	shaking anise-flavored venom	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7106	delicious snakebite	3	awesome	Last Available: "2014-12"
7107	foul-smelling mansplainer's candy stick	0		Monster Level: +15, Stench Damage: +10, Last Available: "2014-12"
7108	big stale pecan	5	decent	Last Available: "2014-12"
7109	rotten massive pecan pie	10	crappy	Last Available: "2014-12"
7110	skewed chocolate-stained collar	0		Candy Drop: +25, Last Available: "2014-12"
7111	moldy gigantic green candy mountain oyster	7	crappy	Last Available: "2014-12"
7112	weak perfectly mixed cyan chocotini	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-12"
7113	pulsating zippy nippy strapping chocolate rabbit's foot	0		Muscle: +5, Cold Damage: +10, Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2014-12"
7114	bland bite-sized candy carrot	1	decent	Last Available: "2014-12"
7115	snack-sized spoiled purple candy carrot cake	2	crappy	Last Available: "2014-12"
7116	clever carrot-on-a-stick of incineration	0		Maximum MP: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2014-12"
7117	executive wholesome weasel stomping pants	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Meat Drop: +40, Familiar Effect: "1xGhoul, cap 20", Last Available: "2014-12"
7118	normal spinning mulberry	4	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7119	lousy mulled berry wine	3	decent	Last Available: "2014-12"
7120	maroon lemony scales	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7121	zippy lemon party hat	0		Initiative: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, cap 12", Last Available: "2014-12"
7122	savvy lemon shirt	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2014-12"
7123	narrow upside-down thinker's lemon drop trousers	0		Mysticality: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato, cap 12", Last Available: "2014-12"
7124	oxidized irradiated ghostly lemonhead caviar	0		Effect: "Hella Smooth", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2014-12"
7125	blue gummi sword of extreme caution of the overflowing toilet	0		Monster Level: -25, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2014-12"
7126	oxidized gray small gummi fin	0		Effect: "Ham-Fisted", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2014-12"
7127	frightening chocolate cow bone	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2014-12"
7128	ionized gummi fang	0		Effect: "Graham Crackling", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2014-12"
7129	adequate immense blinking leftover canap&eacute;s	6	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7130	acceptable magnum of champagne	3	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7131	nippy personal trainer's wizardly cow creamer	0		Mysticality: +25, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Cold Damage: +10, Last Available: "2014-12"
7132	chilled double-wet spinning cyan Outer Wolf&trade; cologne	0		Effect: "Sugar High", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2014-12"
7133	lupine appetite hormones	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7134	narrow frightening quilted wolf whistle	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Spooky Damage: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blow Wolf Whistle", Last Available: "2014-12"
7135	normal witch's bread	3	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7136	frozen frozen witch's brew	0		Effect: "Insulated Trousers", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2014-12"
7137	Sherlock's inspector's witch's bra of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Item Drop: 40, Last Available: "2014-12"
7138	lousy triple-distilled ghostly mid-level medieval mead	8	decent	Last Available: "2014-12"
7139	dry red twirling R&uuml;mpelstiltz	0		Effect: "Lucky Cat Is Lucky", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2014-12"
7140	spinning wheel	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7141	dry triple-corrupted purple hi-octane carrot juice	0		Effect: "Buggy Flavor", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2014-12"
7142	denatured non-boiled shaking hare brush	0		Effect: "The Power of Positive Thinking", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2014-12"
7143	executive Sherlock's hare pin	0		Item Drop: +25, Meat Drop: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-12"
7144	odd coin	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7145	yummy lime green cinnamon cannoli	3	awesome	Last Available: "2014-12"
7146	mediocre pulsating expensive champagne	4	decent	Last Available: "2014-12"
7147	moist polymerized polo trophy	0		Effect: "Neuromancy", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2014-12"
7148	oil painting	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7149	rosary	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7150	ghostly ornate dowsing rod	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7151	teal straw	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7152	teal	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7153	ghostly clay	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7154	huge filling	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7155	parchment	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7156	glass	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7157	rosewater-soaked foul-smelling fire hose of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Stench Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xVolley, cap 37", Last Available: "2014-12"
7158	rotten blinking fireman's lunch	3	crappy	Last Available: "2014-12"
7159	Fonzie's plain paper hat of Calamity Jane of the businessman	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Meat Drop: +50, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, cap 37", Last Available: "2014-12"
7160	half-sized toothsome ice cream sandwich	2	awesome	Last Available: "2014-12"
7161	therapeutic veiny smartaleck's &quot;honey&quot; dipper	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Maximum HP: +10, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2014-12"
7162	moldy plumber's lunch	3	crappy	Last Available: "2014-12"
7163	dog trainer's skull gearshift knob of the scaredy-cat of the brazier	0		Monster Level: -15, Experience (familiar): +1, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2014-12"
7164	rotten massive nachos of the night	9	crappy	Last Available: "2014-12"
7165	huge lightning-fast scorching mansplainer's Sketcherz&trade;	0		Monster Level: +15, Hot Damage: +25, Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2014-12"
7166	huge stale can of Adultwitch&trade;	8	decent	Last Available: "2014-12"
7167	colloidal alkaline smudge stick	0		Effect: "Venomous Weapon", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2014-12"
7168	anodized galvanized wall	0		Effect: "Mutated", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2014-12"
7169	delicious high-proof tankard of ale	7	awesome	Last Available: "2014-12"
7170	deionized scroll case	0		Effect: "Bells in the Batfry", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2014-12"
7171	dry skewed jug of &quot;wine&quot;	0		Effect: "Hammered", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2014-12"
7172	juggling ball	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7173	crappy camera	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7174	miniature moldy humble pie	2	crappy	Last Available: "2014-12"
7175	shaking small golem	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7176	green shaking crappy camera	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7177	warmed super-denatured nitrogenated pulsating crappy waiter disguise	0		Effect: "Shamboozled", Effect Duration: 12
7178	Copperhead Charm	0		
7179	tumbling The First Pizza	0		
7180	The Lacrosse Stick of Lacoronado	0		
7181	The Eye of the Stars	0		
7182	The Stankara Stone	0		
7183	Murphy's Rancid Black Flag	0		
7184	bouncing The Shield of Brook	0		
7185	tumbling Red Zeppelin ticket	0		
7186	pulsating Copperhead Charm (rampant)	0		
7187	watered-down artisanal jittery unnamed cocktail	2	EPIC	
7188	handful of tips	0		
7189	supercool unrequired jacket	0		Moxie Percent: +20
7190	tommy gun of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unload Tommy Gun"
7191	drum of tommy ammo	0		
7192	upside-down throwing knife	0		
7193	throwing spoon	0		
7194	ghostly lime green throwing fork	0		
7195	censurious fortified breadchucks	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Sleaze Resistance: +3
7196	jittery shuriken salad	0		
7197	flame-wreathed combat fan	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10
7198	jittery extremely unsafe silk skirt of the glutton	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Food Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 38"
7199	blowdart	0		
7200	shaking Buddy Bjorn of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2014-02"
7201	upside-down greasy educational The Nuge's favorite crossbow of the cheetah	0		Experience: +1, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Initiative: +60
7202	miniature flavorless sweet roll Alabama	2	decent	
7203	Saturday Night Special of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25
7204	lynyrd snare	0		
7205	jittery tumbling steel-toed fleetwood chain	0		Damage Reduction: 9
7206	smooth mirror Green Manalishi	3	awesome	
7207	beefcake's blade	0		Muscle: +25
7208	fire of unknown origin	0		
7209	wobbly eagle's milk	1	good	
7210	aerosolized huge eagle feather	0		Effect: "Muscularrr", Effect Duration: 35
7211	dry alkaline one pill	0		Effect: "Squatting and Thrusting", Effect Duration: 46
7212	slick Jefferson wings	0		Moxie: +10
7213	fleetwood macaroni	0		
7214	tumbling cheesy eagle sauce	0		
7215	moldy special fleetwood mac 'n' cheese	3	crappy	Effect: "The Spy Who Loved XP", Effect Duration: 25
7216	mirror lynyrd skin	0		
7217	rock-hard lynyrdskin cap	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xVolley, cap 42"
7218	lynyrdskin tunic of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50
7219	lynyrdskin breeches	0		Item Drop: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1.5xGhuol, cap 42"
7220	blinking cigarette lighter	0		
7221	priceless diamond	0		
7222	lousy weak upside-down Flamin' Whatshisname	2	decent	
7223	colloidal lynyrd musk	0		Effect: "Fratty Flavor", Effect Duration: 39
7224	flame-retardant vibrating Kashmir sweater	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Hot Resistance: +1
7225	low-calorie stale custard pie	1	decent	
7226	skewed tea for one	1	decent	
7227	high-proof acceptable bottle of Evermore	9	good	
7228	box	0		
7229	weak artisanal upside-down wine	2	EPIC	
7230	watered-down mediocre rum	2	decent	
7231	lousy Murderer's Punch	3	decent	
7232	normal squat velvet cake	3	good	
7233	boiled letter	0		Effect: "Morninja", Effect Duration: 59
7234	bouncing medical-grade book of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
7235	personal trainer's masque of Flo-Jo	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Initiative: +100, Single Equip
7236	Socratic red-hot poker	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1
7237	tumbling Usain Bolt's Red X Shield	0		Initiative: +80
7238	blurry pulsating foul-smelling Sinatra's badge	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Stench Damage: +10, Single Equip
7239	jittery scorching Rosewater's shirt	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Hot Damage: +25
7240	razor-sharp dance instructor's coat	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +25
7241	huge boxer's shoe of James Dean	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Experience (Moxie): +3, Single Equip
7242	ghostly jittery button	0		
7243	blue button	0		
7244	wet dry blood cells	0		Effect: "Egg on your Face", Effect Duration: 60
7245	super-modified dry blurry blue eye	0		Effect: "Busy Bein' Delicious", Effect Duration: 56
7246	tumbling glark cable	0		
7247	savvy Red Fox glove of the brazier	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Attacks Can't Miss, Single Equip
7248	magnetized foxglove	0		Effect: "Don't Rest Ye, Bold Adventurer", Effect Duration: 53
7249	Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette	0		
7250	chilly brawny weightlifter's Sneaky Pete's jacket of the sewer	0		Muscle: +15, Muscle Percent: +20, Cold Damage: +5, Stench Damage: +25, Softcore Only, Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-03", Softcore Only: [1-path(Avatar of Sneaky Pete)]
7251	tumbling jug of Sneaky Pete's Mojo	0		Free Pull
7252	fuchsia shot of Sneaky Pete's Mojo	0		Free Pull
7253	Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy	0		
7254	really cocktail shaker	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7255	strong acceptable mini-martini	5	good	
7256	smoke grenade	0		
7257	pickled skewed molotov soda	1	awesome	Effect: "Memory of Speed", Effect Duration: 25
7258	irradiated ionized tumbling purple pile of ashes	0		Effect: "Can Has Cyborger", Effect Duration: 69
7259	cyan bouncing crate of firebombs	0		
7260	firebomb	0		
7261	wobbly wobbly dog trainer's Samson's Sneaky Pete's basket of courage	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Experience (familiar): +1, Spooky Resistance: +3
7262	squat &quot;I Love Me, Vol. I&quot;	0		
7263	photograph of a dog	0		
7264	photograph of a nugget	0		
7265	spinning photograph of an ostrich egg	0		
7266	blue disposable instant camera	0		
7267	upside-down horrifying toasty mansplainer's Sneaky Pete's jacket (collar popped) of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Monster Level: +15, Hot Damage: +5, Spooky Damage: +25, Softcore Only, Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-03", Softcore Only: [1-path(Avatar of Sneaky Pete)]
7268	Letter for Melvign the Gnome	0		
7269	Professor What garment	0		
7270	&quot;2 Love Me, Vol. 2&quot;	0		
7271	yellow Thinknerd Blind-Packed Toy	0		
7272	yellow blinking forbidden plastic Professor What	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50
7273	family-friendly plastic Jared the Duskwalker	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1
7274	knitted plastic Duke Starkiller	0		Cold Resistance: +3
7275	experienced plastic Gary Claybender	0		Experience: +2
7276	shellacked plastic Captain Kerkard	0		Damage Reduction: 7
7277	quadruple-pressed squat robot grease	0		Effect: "No Vertigo", Effect Duration: 13
7278	returned Thinknerd package	0		
7279	cold-filtered pulsating bouncing blue wind-up Whatsian robot	0		Effect: "Favored by Lyle", Effect Duration: 21
7280	ionized wind-up vampire teeth	0		Effect: "Wet and Greedy", Effect Duration: 46
7281	adjusted warmed wind-up navigation droid	0		Effect: "Cock of the Walk", Effect Duration: 52
7282	oxidized ionized wind-up owl	0		Effect: "Feline Ferocity", Effect Duration: 26
7283	polymerized flattened wind-up ensign	0		Effect: "Browbeaten", Effect Duration: 62
7284	greedy crying statue earrings of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +20, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover
7285	huge arcane researcher's plastic Duskwalker necklace of Leguizamo	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Monster Level: +20, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover
7286	Lo Pan's beefcake's plastic replica blaster pistol	0		Muscle: +25, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Lasts Until Rollover
7287	wobbly flame-wreathed Socratic Gary Claybender's Time Screwer	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover
7288	crafty Space Tourist palmdoctor of the boozehound	0		Maximum MP: +10, Booze Drop: +100, Lasts Until Rollover
7289	blurry blue up-at-dawn asbestos-lined Sinatra's amok putter	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Hot Resistance: +5, Adventures: +5
7290	rotten amok pudding	3	crappy	
7291	bouncing twirling deactivated putty buddy	0		
7292	maroon putty coat	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7293	corrupted quantum blurry can of V-11	0		Effect: "Disco Nirvana", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2014-03"
7294	hardy elevennis shoes of Gandalf	0		Maximum HP: +50, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Last Available: "2014-03"
7295	elevent	0		Last Available: "2014-03"
7296	tumbling elevenderizing hammer of the ox of Calamity Jane	0		Muscle: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Last Available: "2014-03"
7297	Professor What T-Shirt of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100
7298	jittery heavy-duty bendy straw	0		
7299	pellet of plant food	0		
7300	bouncing blurry sewing kit	0		
7301	bouncing Spookyraven billiards room key	0		
7302	squat Spookyraven library key	0		
7303	Lady Spookyraven's necklace	0		
7304	pulsating telegram from Lady Spookyraven	0		
7305	wobbly Lady Spookyraven's powder puff	0		
7306	Lady Spookyraven's finest gown	0		
7307	mirror Lady Spookyraven's dancing shoes	0		
7308	triple-alkaline mirror eyebrow pencil	0		Effect: "Thick, Sick", Effect Duration: 50
7309	triple-alkaline tumbling rosewater cream	0		Effect: "Punchy, Murdery", Effect Duration: 36
7310	cold-filtered blue blurry bronzer	0		Effect: "Wintergreen Warmongery", Effect Duration: 60
7311	avaricious asbestos-lined elegant nightstick	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +30
7312	jittery still grill	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-06"
7313	spinning narrow box of hickory chips	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7314	poppet	0		
7315	rickety rocking horse	0		
7316	bouncing jack-in-the-box	0		
7317	jar of baby ghosts	0		
7318	wool arcane researcher's ghost of a necklace of vim and vigor	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Cold Resistance: +1
7319	Socratic groovy Elizabeth's Dollie	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Experience (Mysticality): +1
7320	pressed non-quantum Elizabeth's paintbrush	0		Effect: "Spiky Frozen Hair", Effect Duration: 28
7321	fortified Stephen's lab coat of the businessman	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Meat Drop: +50
7322	denatured huge Stephen's secret formula	0		Effect: "Insatiable Hunger", Effect Duration: 21
7323	teal tumbling therapeutic occult Jacob's rung	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
7324	pickled shaking battery	1		
7325	lousy practically non-alcoholic mirror snakebite	1	decent	
7326	squat gray reassuring lion tamer's rubber ribcage	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Spooky Resistance: +1
7327	pickled bouncing huge synthetic marrow	1		
7328	moist boiled spinning funny bone	0		Effect: "Worth Your Salt", Effect Duration: 39
7329	manspreader's slick half-melted spoon	0		Moxie: +10, Monster Level: +10
7330	vaporized squat the funk	1		Effect: "Tightly-Wound Spine", Effect Duration: 20
7331	tasty gigantic gunky chicken	9	awesome	
7332	doll head of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25
7333	pulsating ghostly droopy doll eye	0		
7334	narrow voice box	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Pull Voice Box String"
7335	steel-toed stiffened paddle-ball	0		Damage Reduction: 10
7336	polymerized tumbling red sound effects record	0		Effect: "Healthy Red Glow", Effect Duration: 24
7337	alphabet block	0		
7338	aerosolized ionized dancer	0		Effect: "You Read The Manual", Effect Duration: 44
7339	music box mechanism	0		
7340	narrow pulsating moose antlers of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep, cap 27"
7341	double-concentrated moose thought	0		Effect: "Balls of Ectoplasm", Effect Duration: 22
7342	adequate moose chocolate	3	good	
7343	acceptable triple-distilled painting of a glass of wine	7	good	
7344	pulsating lime green oil painting of yourself	0		
7345	ornate picture frame	0		
7346	olive doll-eye amulet	0		Single Equip
7347	mirror Annie Oakley's ghost toga of bravery	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Spooky Resistance: +5
7348	snack-sized spoiled lime green sheet cake	2	crappy	
7349	ghost key	0		
7350	picture of you	0		
7351	banded Da Vinci's Staff of the Electric Range of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Experience (Mysticality): +5, Damage Absorption: +100
7352	bland deluxe layer cake	3	decent	
7353	chunk of hot iron	0		
7354	drinkable red-hot boilermaker	3	good	
7355	coal shovel of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Shovel Hot Coal"
7356	polymerized hot coal	0		Effect: "Hoity Toity", Effect Duration: 37
7357	magnetized triple-magnetized blurry coal dust	0		Effect: "Celestial Body", Effect Duration: 12
7358	supercharged razor-sharp dance instructor's Bram's choker	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Single Equip
7359	cyan bouncing plaid swatch	0		
7360	plaid bandage	0		
7361	twirling energetic plaid pocket square	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20
7362	fuchsia educational plaid skirt of dire peril	0		Experience: +1, Weapon Damage: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 38"
7363	polymerized polarized bloodstain stick	0		Effect: "Chalky White Pallor", Effect Duration: 63
7364	huge fabric softener	0		
7365	concentrated fabric hardener	0		Effect: "Grape Expectations", Effect Duration: 32
7366	drinkable distilled maroon bottle of laundry sherry	5	good	
7367	ionized activated wobbly industrial strength starch	0		Effect: "The Halls of Moxiousness", Effect Duration: 37, Wiki Name: "industrial strength starch"
7368	miniature adequate extra-flat panini	2	good	
7369	triple-pressed mangled finger	0		Effect: "Disdain of the Storm Tortoise", Effect Duration: 15
7370	artisanal extra-dry bouncing Psychotic Train wine	5	EPIC	
7371	teal crazy hobo notebook	0		
7372	bland pie man was not meant to eat	4	decent	
7373	twirling manspreader's sommelier's towel	0		Monster Level: +10
7374	healthy tarnished tastevin	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Single Equip
7375	spoiled actual tapas	3	crappy	
7376	ghostly ghast iron ingot	0		
7377	jittery ghast iron cleaver of mayonnaise of temperance	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Resistance: +5
7378	flame-wreathed electrified ghast iron Garibaldi	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 14"
7379	jittery wicked brawny ghast iron heater shield	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Spell Damage: +5
7380	sizzling stiffened ghast iron codpiece	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Hot Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 42"
7381	wobbly thinker's Pendant of Gargalesis	0		Mysticality: +10
7382	Little Geneticist DNA-Splicing Lab	0		Last Available: "2014-04"
7383	DNA extraction syringe	0		Last Available: "2014-04"
7384	extra-unsweetened Gene Tonic: Dude	0		Effect: "Corruption of Wretched Wally", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2014-04"
7385	dry irradiated Gene Tonic: Beast	0		Effect: "Cotton Mouthed", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2014-04"
7386	galvanized bouncing jittery Gene Tonic: Construct	0		Effect: "Wreathed in Merriment", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2014-04"
7387	warmed Gene Tonic: Undead	0		Effect: "Old Time Hydration", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2014-04"
7388	boiled Gene Tonic: Humanoid	0		Effect: "Smoky Third Eye", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2014-04"
7389	polymerized adjusted Gene Tonic: Insect	0		Effect: "Jacked In", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2014-04"
7390	ionized nitrogenated tumbling Gene Tonic: Hippy	0		Effect: "Pride of the Vampire", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2014-04"
7391	enhanced boiled pickled Gene Tonic: Orc	0		Effect: "Swordholder", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2014-04"
7392	energized skewed jittery Gene Tonic: Demon	0		Effect: "Ginger Snapped", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2014-04"
7393	cold-filtered Gene Tonic: Horror	0		Effect: "Strong Spirit", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2014-04"
7394	irradiated anodized bouncing Gene Tonic: Fish	0		Effect: "Warm Belly", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2014-04"
7395	improved teal Gene Tonic: Goblin	0		Effect: "Moon-Eyed", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2014-04"
7396	triple-oxidized pickled skewed Gene Tonic: Pirate	0		Effect: "Mo' Hobo", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2014-04"
7397	extra-diffused dry Gene Tonic: Plant	0		Effect: "One For Tea", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2014-04"
7398	liquefied electrified Gene Tonic: Weird	0		Effect: "Antarctic Memories", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2014-04"
7399	modified electrified Gene Tonic: Elf	0		Effect: "Fishy Fortification", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2014-04"
7400	concentrated alkaline Gene Tonic: Mer-kin	0		Effect: "Ode to Booze", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2014-04"
7401	oxidized double-modified Gene Tonic: Slime	0		Effect: "On the Trolley", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2014-04"
7402	polymerized blinking Gene Tonic: Penguin	0		Effect: "Patched In", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2014-04"
7403	liquefied wobbly bouncing Gene Tonic: Elemental	0		Effect: "Egg Burps", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2014-04"
7404	quadruple-pickled colloidal spinning Gene Tonic: Constellation	0		Effect: "Nuts about Candy", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2014-04"
7405	adjusted Gene Tonic: Hobo	0		Effect: "Brocolate Brostidigitation", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2014-04"
7406	Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#1)	0		
7407	shaking Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#2)	0		
7408	Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#3)	0		
7409	Steam Card: Space Trip (#1)	0		
7410	Steam Card: Space Trip (#2)	0		
7411	Steam Card: Space Trip (#3)	0		
7412	Steam Card: Meteoid (#1)	0		
7413	Steam Card: Meteoid (#2)	0		
7414	Steam Card: Meteoid (#3)	0		
7415	blurry Steam Card: DemonStar (#1)	0		
7416	fuchsia Steam Card: DemonStar (#2)	0		
7417	tumbling upside-down Steam Card: DemonStar (#3)	0		
7418	blurry Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#1)	0		
7419	Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#2)	0		
7420	huge Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#3)	0		
7421	pencil thin mushroom	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7422	Paradaisical Cheeseburger recipe	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7423	spinning salty sailor salt	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7424	bouncing bouncing bike rental broupon	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7425	teal Taco Dan's Taco Stand Cocktail Sauce Bottle	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7426	narrow sprinkle shaker	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7427	warmed triple-altered sleight-of-hand mushroom	0		Effect: "Boschface", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2014-05"
7428	Taco Dan's Taco Stand's Taco Receipt	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7429	lime green mirror Beach Buck	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7430	frozen frozen double-altered twirling Fun-Guy spore	0		Effect: "Bananas!", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2014-05"
7431	chilled Boletus Broletus mushroom	0		Effect: "Oh Hamlet Hamlet Hamlet Hamlet", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2014-05"
7432	quadruple-warmed bouncing Omphalotus Omphaloskepsis mushroom	0		Effect: "Spookyravin'", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2014-05"
7433	polymerized lime green spinning Gyromitra Dynomita mushroom	0		Effect: "Pygmy Drinking Buddy", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2014-05"
7434	quadruple-activated Helvella Haemophilia mushroom	0		Effect: "Aloofah", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2014-05"
7435	quadruple-concentrated spinning Stemonitis Staticus mushroom	0		Effect: "Mer-kindliness", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2014-05"
7436	frozen nitrogenated shaking Tremella Tarantella mushroom	0		Effect: "Educated (Sorta)", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2014-05"
7437	bouncing Pastaco shell	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7438	adequate snack-sized Beefy Crunch Pastaco	2	good	Last Available: "2014-05"
7439	rotten snack-sized Brain Food Pastaco	2	crappy	Last Available: "2014-05"
7440	half-sized adequate green skewed Cool Brunch Pastaco	2	good	Last Available: "2014-05"
7441	decent ghostly Medical Pastaco	4	good	Last Available: "2014-05"
7442	rotten small Energy Buzz Pastaco	2	crappy	Last Available: "2014-05"
7443	half-sized adequate twirling Ludovico Pastaco	2	good	Last Available: "2014-05"
7444	lousy overpowering mushroom wine	4	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7445	high-proof acceptable complex mushroom wine	9	good	Last Available: "2014-05"
7446	mediocre practically non-alcoholic yellow smooth mushroom wine	1	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7447	aged blood-red mushroom wine	4	awesome	Last Available: "2014-05"
7448	mediocre weak buzzing mushroom wine	2	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7449	mediocre swirling mushroom wine	3	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7450	decent Taco Dan's Basic Taco Dan Taco	4	good	Last Available: "2014-05"
7451	small bland bouncing Taco Dan's Taco Fish Fish Taco	2	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7452	mirror Taco Dan's Super Taco-Riffic Taco Sauce!	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7453	mediocre regular-size brogurt	3	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7454	hand-crafted super-size brogurt	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-05"
7455	smooth broberry brogurt	4	awesome	Last Available: "2014-05"
7456	artisanal fancy brocolate brogurt	3	EPIC	Effect: "Moose Wisdom", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2014-05"
7457	perfectly mixed watered-down French bronilla brogurt	2	super ultra EPIC	Last Available: "2014-05"
7458	ghostly squat History's Most Offensive Jokes, Vol. IX	0		Skill: "Unoffendable", Last Available: "2014-05"
7459	Now You're Cooking With Grease	0		Skill: "Grease Up", Last Available: "2014-05"
7460	Sloppy Seconds Diner Employee Handbook	0		Skill: "Sloppy Secrets", Last Available: "2014-05"
7461	industrial strength anti-fungal spray	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7462	rock-hard Brogre brorts	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xGhuol, cap 25", Last Available: "2014-05"
7463	Brogre brolo shirt of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Last Available: "2014-05"
7464	blinking educational Brogre bucket hat	0		Experience: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr, cap 14", Last Available: "2014-05"
7465	spinning green Spring Break Beach tattoo coupon	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7466	blinking airplane charter: Spring Break Beach	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-05"
7467	spinning one-day ticket to Spring Break Beach	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7468	Socratic 8-billed baseball cap of extreme caution of the cheetah	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Monster Level: -25, Initiative: +60, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr, cap 12", Last Available: "2014-05"
7469	up-at-dawn aromatic energetic extremely wet T-shirt	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Stench Resistance: +1, Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2014-05"
7470	boxer's shrimp fork of the brute of the glutton	0		Muscle Percent: 40, Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2014-05"
7471	alkaline corrupted BROS Energy Drink	0		Effect: "Izchak's Blessing", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2014-05"
7472	frozen altered alkaline go-go potion	0		Effect: "Weapon of Mass Destruction", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2014-05"
7473	flattened wobbly shrimp cocktail	0		Effect: "Chari Tea", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2014-05"
7474	super-flattened jittery Yolo&trade; chocolates	0		Effect: "Heart of Yellow", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2020-09"
7475	red hardy string of moist beads	0		Maximum HP: +50, Last Available: "2014-05"
7476	Ultimate Mind Destroyer	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7477	pressed modified Meat-inflating powder	0		Effect: "The Style... of the Future", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2014-05"
7478	upside-down possessed sugar cube	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7479	colloidal electrified bouncing olive sugar fairy	0		Effect: "Tingly Elbows", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2014-05"
7480	tarnished enhanced sugar bunny	0		Effect: "Holiday Bliss", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2014-05"
7481	cyan twirling sweet tooth	0		Last Available: "2014-05", Wiki Name: "sweet tooth"
7482	aged lime green Rompedores de Fantasmas	4	awesome	
7483	weak aged La Fantasma y La Oscuridad	2	awesome	
7484	hand-crafted Fantasma en la M&aacute;quina	3	EPIC	
7485	loosening powder	0		
7486	castoreum	0		
7487	twirling drain dissolver	0		
7488	triple-distilled turpentine	0		
7489	twirling detartrated anhydrous sublicalc	0		
7490	gray triatomaceous dust	0		
7491	acceptable watered-down bottle of Chateau de Vinegar	2	good	
7492	blinking blasting soda	0		
7493	purple shaking unstable fulminate	0		
7494	mirror wine bomb	0		
7495	recipe: mortar-dissolving solution	0		
7496	cyan bottled day	0		
7497	ghost formula	0		
7498	Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette	0		
7499	altered spinning Hot 'n' Scarys	0		Effect: "Winklered", Effect Duration: 16
7500	map	0		
7501	twirling lime green	0		
7502	double-liquefied Texas tea	0		Effect: "Fitter, Happier", Effect Duration: 34
7503	fuchsia rosy-cheeked dark hamethyst ring	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30
7504	jittery beefy dark baconstone ring	0		Muscle: +10
7505	gray dark porquoise ring of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7
7506	upside-down prompt Jeselnik's book	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Adventures: +3
7507	scandalous cloak	0		Sleaze Damage: +5
7508	gray skewed label	0		
7509	rotten fancy ghostly Mornington crescent roll	3	crappy	Effect: "init.enh", Effect Duration: 30
7510	wet moist ghostly eye shadow	0		Effect: "Blackberry Politeness", Effect Duration: 27
7511	tumbling crumbling wheel	0		
7512	super-galvanized poppy	0		Effect: "Lubed", Effect Duration: 63
7513	opium grenade	0		
7514	blinking smartaleck's duonoculars of mayonnaise	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
7515	plastic rock	0		
7516	shaking witch's spare house key	0		
7517	horrifying spider leg of the businessman	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +50
7518	wand of pigification	0		
7519	hand-crafted glass of bourbon	3	EPIC	
7520	burned government manual fragment	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7521	bland huge government cheese	9	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7522	Jim Carey's pair of government shades	0		Monster Level: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-05"
7523	narrow space junk	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7524	boiled government	0		Effect: "Healthy Green Glow", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2014-05"
7525	deionized activated alien drugs	0		Effect: "Slimy Hands", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2023-09"
7526	weird space book	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7527	bouncing alien force field disruptor bean	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7528	cyan jittery fortified boxer's government-issued night-vision goggles	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Damage Absorption: +60, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-05"
7529	tiny adequate loaf of alien bread	1	good	Last Available: "2014-05"
7530	low-calorie stale grilled cheese sandwich	1	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7531	mixed shaking alien protein powder	1	good	Effect: "Covetous Robbery", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2014-05"
7532	practically non-alcoholic tolerable rocket fuel	1	good	Last Available: "2014-05"
7533	alien source code printout	0		Skill: "Alien Source Code", Last Available: "2014-05"
7534	mirror alien source code printout (used)	0		Skill: "Alien Source Code", Last Available: "2014-05"
7535	enchanted practically non-alcoholic perfectly mixed stealth bomber	1	super ultra mega EPIC	Effect: "Phoenix, Right?", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2014-05"
7536	gray space beast fur	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7537	lime green twitching space egg	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7538	ramekin of space nuts	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2014-05"
7539	space beast fur hat of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley", Last Available: "2014-05"
7540	space beast fur pants of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley", Last Available: "2014-05"
7541	quilted space beast fur whip	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Last Available: "2014-05"
7542	space invader	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7543	bouncing inspector's supercharged space heater	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Item Drop: +15, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heat Space", Last Available: "2014-05"
7544	space bar	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7545	mediocre space port	4	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7546	twirling extremely unsafe wizardly space needle	0		Mysticality: +25, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2014-05"
7547	unsweetened spinning buffed alien drugs	0		Effect: "Bonelording", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2014-05"
7548	hot ashes	0		Last Available: "2014-06"
7549	improved wet ash soda	0		Effect: "Meatwise", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2014-06"
7550	corrupted skewed liquid smoke	0		Effect: "Sourpuss", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2014-06"
7551	enhanced dollop of barbecue sauce	0		Effect: "Resilient Spirit", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2014-06"
7552	irradiated irradiated quantum bowl of marinade	0		Effect: "Carol of the Bones", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2014-06"
7553	shaker of dry rub	0		Last Available: "2014-06"
7554	wet energized vacuum-sealed bottle of lighter fluid	0		Effect: "Human-Goblin Hybrid", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2014-06"
7555	upside-down page	0		
7556	elephant gift	0		
7557	unsweetened fuchsia narrow blood cells	0		Effect: "Strong Spirit", Effect Duration: 61
7558	artisanal wine	3	EPIC	
7559	tarnished altered gummi turtle	0		Effect: "It Tickles!  It Tickles!", Effect Duration: 13
7560	turtle-shaped rock	0		
7561	activated giraffe-necked turtle	0		Effect: "Sourpuss", Effect Duration: 56
7562	modified musk turtle	0		Effect: "Seal Clubbing Frenzy", Effect Duration: 14
7563	extra-irradiated wet mirror programmable turtle	0		Effect: "Bustle Hustlin'", Effect Duration: 25
7564	deionized pressed jittery mocking turtle	0		Effect: "Fudgehound", Effect Duration: 25
7565	decent jumbo ham steak	5	good	
7566	upside-down sizzling time-twitching toolbelt	0		Hot Damage: +10, Single Equip, Free Pull
7567	Chroner	0		
7568	family-friendly MacGyver's Time Lord Badge of Honor of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Maximum MP: +100, Sleaze Resistance: +1
7569	flame-retardant lard-coated healthy Time Bandit Badge of Courage	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +1
7570	oxidized alkaline upside-down Friendliness Beverage	0		Effect: "Bottle in front of Me", Effect Duration: 56
7571	medical-grade silent pea shooter of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
7572	normal D roll	3	good	
7573	shellacked quilted kiwi beak	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Damage Reduction: 7
7574	tolerable practically non-alcoholic New Zealand iced tea	1	good	
7575	skewed baleful droll monocle	0		Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: +5, Single Equip
7576	Vulcanized mirror red future drug: Muscularactum	0		Effect: "Rave Concentration", Effect Duration: 25
7577	nitrogenated unsweetened shaking future drug: Smartinex	0		Effect: "Egg-headedness", Effect Duration: 28
7578	corrupted super-cold-filtered unsweetened future drug: Coolscaline	0		Effect: "Wallflowering", Effect Duration: 13
7579	twitching time capsule	0		
7580	twisted liquid shifting time weirdness	1		Effect: "Hyperoxygenated Blood", Effect Duration: 20
7581	shifting time weirdness	0		Adventures: +4, PvP Fights: +4
7582	stale rack of dinosaur ribs	4	decent	
7583	watered-down acceptable scotch on the rocks	2	good	
7584	scandalous forbidden yabba dabba doo rag	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Sleaze Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 27"
7585	sharpshooter's wooly loincloth of incineration	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 27"
7586	helix fossil	0		
7587	S.S. Ticket	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7588	twirling Clan speakeasy	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-07"
7589	bad huge glass of &quot;milk&quot;	3	decent	Last Available: "2014-07"
7590	acceptable cup of &quot;tea&quot;	4	good	Last Available: "2014-07"
7591	acceptable thermos of &quot;whiskey&quot;	4	good	Last Available: "2014-07"
7592	bad weak pulsating Lucky Lindy	2	decent	Last Available: "2014-07"
7593	tolerable watered-down Bee's Knees	2	good	Last Available: "2014-07"
7594	hand-crafted Sockdollager	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-07"
7595	tolerable huge Ish Kabibble	4	good	Last Available: "2014-07"
7596	smooth Hot Socks	3	awesome	Last Available: "2014-07"
7597	artisanal irresponsibly strong Phonus Balonus	10	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-07"
7598	lousy huge Flivver	4	decent	Last Available: "2014-07"
7599	hand-crafted distilled special wobbly Sloppy Jalopy	5	EPIC	Effect: "Scorpio Rising", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2014-07"
7600	quantum nitrogenated huge flame	0		Effect: "Pemmican't", Effect Duration: 26
7601	warmed colloidal temporary yak tattoo	0		Effect: "Eye of the Lihc", Effect Duration: 55
7602	wet double-concentrated tumbling Fitspiration&trade; poster	0		Effect: "Frost Tea", Effect Duration: 66
7603	altered quantum neckbeard	0		Effect: "Fungal Fortification", Effect Duration: 42
7604	super-flattened double-flattened shaking artisanal hand-squeezed wheatgrass juice	0		Effect: "The Strength... of the Future", Effect Duration: 46
7605	adjusted adjusted pulsating punk patch	0		Effect: "The Smile of Mr. A.", Effect Duration: 57
7606	vacuum-sealed steampunk potion	0		Effect: "Antibiotic Saucesphere", Effect Duration: 33
7607	dry vial of swamp vapors	0		Effect: "Mer-kindliness", Effect Duration: 37
7608	pickled turtle mud	0		Effect: "The Grass...  Is Blue...", Effect Duration: 25
7609	Vulcanized Redeye&trade; Eyedrops	0		Effect: "Petit Forbearance", Effect Duration: 19
7610	denatured alkaline twirling Dweebisol&trade; inhaler	0		Effect: "Blood-Rich", Effect Duration: 15
7611	warmed spinning Lewd Lemmy Hair Oil	0		Effect: "Third Based", Effect Duration: 56
7612	modified tomato soup poster	0		Effect: "Flexibili Tea", Effect Duration: 28
7613	triple-tarnished warmed mirror bubblin' chemistry solution	0		Effect: "Frozen Hands", Effect Duration: 52
7614	quadruple-corrupted flattened dry wobbly voodoo glowskull	0		Effect: "Sappy Blood", Effect Duration: 42
7615	adjusted extra-galvanized maroon pygmy adder oil	0		Effect: "Greased-Up Familiar", Effect Duration: 33
7616	frozen dry wobbly spinning pygmy witchhazel	0		Effect: "Pop-eyed", Effect Duration: 12
7617	chilled improved skewed short deposition	0		Effect: "Frisky Spirit", Effect Duration: 12
7618	energized oxidized straw pole	0		Effect: "Brother Corsican's Blessing", Effect Duration: 41
7619	modified copperhead potion	0		Effect: "Newt Gets In Your Eyes", Effect Duration: 13
7620	extra-ionized cold-filtered liquefied ninja fear powder	0		Effect: "Milk Studly", Effect Duration: 46
7621	liquefied electrified vacuum-sealed ninja eyeblack	0		Effect: "Buggy Flavor", Effect Duration: 62
7622	flattened button rouge	0		Effect: "Altered Wavelengths", Effect Duration: 63
7623	quantum colloidal corrupted lime green Red Army camouflage kit	0		Effect: "Spookypants", Effect Duration: 17
7624	modified skewed lynyrd skinner toothblack	0		Effect: "In the Limelight", Effect Duration: 11
7625	ionized skewed flask of rainwater	0		Effect: "Mathematically Precise", Effect Duration: 64
7626	wet cold-filtered oyster badge	0		Effect: "Curiosity of Br'er Tarrypin", Effect Duration: 63
7627	liquefied frozen pickled cyan plastic Jefferson wings	0		Effect: "You Can Really Taste the Dormouse", Effect Duration: 47
7628	denatured red dancing fan	0		Effect: "Hip to Be Square Dancin'", Effect Duration: 56
7629	chilled page of the Necrohobocon	0		Effect: "Icy Composition", Effect Duration: 50
7630	modified blurry narrow lime green magic powder	0		Effect: "Mucilaginous Moxiousness", Effect Duration: 21
7631	quadruple-pickled double-irradiated squat friar's tonsure	0		Effect: "Ghost Finger", Effect Duration: 49
7632	energized energized blue government-issue identification badge	0		Effect: "Turn On, Tune In, Play Ball!", Effect Duration: 69
7633	cold-filtered electrified upside-down alien hologram projector	0		Effect: "Bored Stiff", Effect Duration: 47
7634	flattened super-energized blinking blurry irradiated turtle	0		Effect: "Meadulla Oblongota", Effect Duration: 67
7635	aerosolized colloidal quadruple-Vulcanized cigar box turtle	0		Effect: "Disco Nirvana", Effect Duration: 19
7636	flame-retardant lard-coated shellacked shell	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +1, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
7637	asbestos-lined pillow shell	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
7638	whatsit-covered turtle shell of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
7639	inspector's oil shell	0		Item Drop: +15, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
7640	purple gravedigger's hale turtle shell of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Maximum HP: +20, Spooky Damage: +10, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
7641	shocked shell	0		Class: "Turtle Tamer", Damage Aura: 1
7642	skewed ingot turtle	0		
7643	fuchsia duty umbrella	0		Water Level: -2
7644	shaking pool skimmer	0		
7645	life preserver	0		
7646	lightning milk	0		
7647	narrow aquaconda brain	0		
7648	thunder thigh	0		
7649	ionized gourmet gourami oil	0		Effect: "Dances with Tweedles", Effect Duration: 15
7650	colloidal polarized catfish whiskers	0		Effect: "The Style... of the Future", Effect Duration: 23
7651	gray freshwater fishbone	0		
7652	fishbone catcher's mitt	0		
7653	tumbling fishbone kneepads	0		Initiative: +60, Single Equip
7654	fishbone corset	0		
7655	maroon fishbone fins	0		Single Equip
7656	fishbone facemask	0		Monster Level: -30
7657	fishbone belt	0		Critical Hit Percent: +25, Weapon Damage: +25, Single Equip
7658	fishbone bracers	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Single Equip
7659	dangerous neoprene skullcap	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 16"
7660	adjusted denatured blinking goblin water	0		Effect: "Inebriate Pride", Effect Duration: 50
7661	dumb mud	0		
7662	big stale skewed Sogg-Os	5	decent	
7663	zippy careful Lord Soggyraven's Slippers of doom	0		Monster Level: -10, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Initiative: +20, Single Equip
7664	aerosolized tarnished Ancient Protector Soda	0		Effect: "Stands Alone", Effect Duration: 50
7665	quadruple-energized liquid ice	0		Effect: "Rampage!", Effect Duration: 30
7666	spirit-forward perfectly mixed Wet Russian	5	EPIC	
7667	rotten filet of The Fish	3	crappy	
7668	wobbly Thwaitgold spider statuette	0		
7669	greedy clever thunder down underwear of the glutton	0		Maximum MP: +20, Meat Drop: +20, Food Drop: +100, Lasts Until Rollover
7670	nippy MacGyver's famous raincoat of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Maximum MP: +100, Cold Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover
7671	extremely unsafe Da Vinci's boxer's lightning rod	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Experience (Mysticality): +5, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Lasts Until Rollover
7672	yellow ruddy law-abiding citizen cane	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Single Equip
7673	hand-crafted legitimate business on the beach	4	EPIC	
7674	hep waders of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xVolley, cap 12"
7675	fancy moldy wobbly jive turkey leg	4	crappy	Effect: "Inner Warmth", Effect Duration: 35
7676	horrifying birdbone corset	0		Spooky Damage: +25
7677	flattened candy cigarette	0		Effect: "Hella Tough", Effect Duration: 36
7678	curative 4-dimensional fez	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep, cap 12"
7679	bouncing wobbly throwing candy	0		
7680	yellow padded super-absorbent tarp	0		Damage Absorption: +20
7681	irresponsibly strong smooth unquiet spirits	8	awesome	
7682	banjo kazoo mount of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100, Single Equip
7683	boiled vacuum-sealed grass	0		Effect: "Brawnee's Anthem of Absorption", Effect Duration: 48
7684	shaking Time Lord Participation Mug of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20
7685	tumbling careful wizardly Time Bandit Time Towel	0		Mysticality: +25, Monster Level: -10
7686	Jeselnik's beefy Caveman Dan's favorite rock of the bloodbag	0		Muscle: +10, Maximum HP: +100, Sleaze Damage: +25, Single Equip
7687	pickled wet cold-filtered olive dog ointment	0		Effect: "Salt Rockin'", Effect Duration: 62
7688	huge Annie Oakley's savvy gumshoes	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Single Equip
7689	extremely unsafe flapper floppers of the boozehound	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Booze Drop: +100, Single Equip
7690	huge executive curative sneakeasies	0		Meat Drop: +40, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip
7691	bouncing Van der Graaf energetic plastic nunchaku	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2014-08"
7692	olive double-paned curative hand whip of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +5, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2014-08"
7693	yellow lightning-fast mansplainer's vibrating glow-in-the-dark necklace	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Monster Level: +15, Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2014-08"
7694	skewed Groll doll	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-08", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.6
7695	knitted dangerous cap gun of the cheetah	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +3, Initiative: +60, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang!", Last Available: "2014-08"
7696	pulsating MacGyver's cassette player of temperance	0		Maximum MP: +100, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-08"
7697	green ghostly chewable paper	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-08"
7698	rubber spider	0		Last Available: "2014-08"
7699	&quot;KICK ME&quot; sign	0		Last Available: "2014-08"
7700	dry denatured anodized bouncing confiscated comic book	0		Effect: "Concentration", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2014-08"
7701	frozen squat confiscated cell phone	0		Effect: "Little Mouse Skull Buddy", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2014-08"
7702	corrupted blinking spinning confiscated love note	0		Effect: "Adorable Lookout", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2014-08"
7703	LCD game: Food Eater	0		Last Available: "2014-08"
7704	huge LCD game: Garbage River	0		Last Available: "2014-08"
7705	LCD game: Burger Belt	0		Last Available: "2014-08"
7706	wobbly The Confiscator's Grimoire	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-08", Skill: "Summon Confiscated Things"
7707	cold-filtered alkaline rubber nubbin	0		Effect: "Is This Your Card?", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2014-08"
7708	olive tumbling Jeselnik's sinister rubber cape	0		Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Damage: +25, Last Available: "2014-08"
7709	ghostly Fonzie's supercool Thor's Pliers of the storm of terror	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Experience (Moxie): +1, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Attacks Can't Miss, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ply Reality", Last Available: "2014-09", Softcore Only: [1-path(Heavy Rains)]
7710	warmed diffused blue candy UFOs	0		Effect: "Twenty-three Squid, Ew", Effect Duration: 57
7711	avaricious stylish water wings for babies	0		Moxie: +25, Meat Drop: +30
7712	beautiful rainbow	0		Last Available: "2014-11", Skill: "Belch The Rainbow"
7713	decent diet Strix stix	1	good	
7714	lime green chilly vampire pellet of the cougar of the scaredy-cat	0		Moxie: +20, Monster Level: -15, Cold Damage: +5
7715	high-proof aged non-aged vinegar	7	awesome	
7716	bouncing spinning rosy-cheeked unsanitized scalpel	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30
7717	chaotic gladiator tunica	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10
7718	ghostly Roman sadnals of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
7719	perfumed madius	0		Stench Resistance: +5
7720	inspector's radiator heater shield	0		Item Drop: +15
7721	polymerized salt wages	0		Effect: "Outer Wolf&trade;", Effect Duration: 53
7722	twirling olive tumbling personal trainer's centurion helmet	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, atk, cap 25"
7723	bouncing Chroner cross	0		
7724	narrow blurry frosty pteruges	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, atk, cap 25"
7725	warmed Bruno's blessing of Mars	0		Effect: "Heart of Pink", Effect Duration: 21
7726	liquefied vacuum-sealed jittery Dennis's blessing of Minerva	0		Effect: "The Wisdom... of the Future", Effect Duration: 58
7727	denatured Burt's blessing of Bacchus	0		Effect: "Eyes of the Dragon", Effect Duration: 26
7728	dry Freddie's blessing of Mercury	0		Effect: "Fitter, Happier", Effect Duration: 62
7729	Chroner trigger	0		
7730	Xi Receiver Unit	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7731	bouncing transmission from planet Xi	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7732	wobbly Black Bart's Booty	0		Skill: "Pirate Bellow"
7733	Xiblaxian circuitry	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7734	Xiblaxian polymer	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7735	Xiblaxian alloy	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7736	Xiblaxian crystal	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7737	Xiblaxian holo-wrist-puter simcode	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7738	Xiblaxian cache locator simcode	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7739	skewed Xiblaxian holo-training simcode	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7740	Xiblaxian direct marketing simcode	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7741	Xiblaxian holo-buddy simcode	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7742	bouncing Xiblaxian encrypted political prisoner	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7743	Xiblaxian holo-schematic: stealth cowl	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7744	blue Xiblaxian holo-schematic: stealth trousers	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7745	Xiblaxian holo-schematic: stealth vest	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7746	mirror Xiblaxian holo-schematic: ultraburrito	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7747	blinking Xiblaxian holo-schematic: space whiskey	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7748	Xiblaxian holo-schematic: residence cube	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7749	fuchsia Xiblaxian holo-schematic: xeno-goggles	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7750	Xiblaxian 5D printer	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7751	Xiblaxian holo-bowtie	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2014-09"
7752	squat red deadly Xiblaxian xeno-detection goggles	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-09"
7753	medical-grade Xiblaxian stealth cowl of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2014-09"
7754	greedy supercool Xiblaxian stealth trousers	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2014-09"
7755	curative Xiblaxian stealth vest	0		Item Drop: +5, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2014-09"
7756	enchanted spoiled huge Xiblaxian ultraburrito	8	crappy	Effect: "Standard Cheer", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2014-09"
7757	practically non-alcoholic artisanal Xiblaxian space-whiskey	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	Last Available: "2014-09"
7758	Xiblaxian residence-cube	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7759	tarnished They liver	0		Effect: "Spell Transfer Complete", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2014-09"
7760	gigantic decent They liver popsicle	8	good	Last Available: "2014-09"
7761	ghostly holo-tank	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7762	holo-bomber	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7763	wobbly holo-platoon	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7764	dried twirling red residual zeal	1		Effect: "Adrenaline Rush", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2014-09"
7765	boxer's Xiblaxian holo-wrist-puter	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Drops Items, Last Available: "2014-09"
7766	Sherlock's brawny defective Golden Mr. Accessory of the overflowing toilet	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Item Drop: +25
7767	airplane charter: Conspiracy Island	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-10"
7768	squat one-day ticket to Conspiracy Island	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7769	Coinspiracy	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7770	hardened dance instructor's Personal Ventilation Unit of the bloodbag	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Damage Reduction: 3, Maximum HP: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-10"
7771	improved altered the most dangerous bait	0		Effect: "Meatwise", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2014-10"
7772	stale &quot;meat&quot; stick	3	decent	Last Available: "2014-10"
7773	denatured transdermal smoke patch	1	good	Effect: "Super-Mega-Ultra-Hyper-Charged", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2014-10"
7774	pulsating specialty ammo bandolier	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7775	teal Tesla beefcake's pair of plants of the boozehound	0		Muscle: +25, Booze Drop: +100, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2014-10"
7776	yellow huge perfumed smelly Sasq&trade; watch of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-10", Nonstackable Watch, Rollover Effect Duration: 30
7777	lion tamer's coward's forbidden smoker's cloak	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Monster Level: -20, Experience (familiar): +2, Last Available: "2014-10"
7778	jittery aromatic foul-smelling forbidden camouflage T-shirt	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Stench Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +1, Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2014-10"
7779	triple-irradiated diffused experimental serum G-9	0		Effect: "Man's Worst Enemy", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2014-10"
7780	Jack Frost's resourceful dance instructor's heavy-duty clipboard	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Maximum MP: +50, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2014-10"
7781	blinking lard-coated wholesome smartaleck's smooth battery-powered drill	0		Moxie: +15, Moxie Percent: +30, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2014-10"
7782	miniature enchanted toothsome limp broccoli	2	awesome	Effect: "You Read The Manual", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2014-10"
7783	blue skewed quilted hat of the pedagogue of the sweet-tooth	0		Experience: +3, Damage Absorption: +40, Candy Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "2xFairy, 0.5xPotato, cap 31", Last Available: "2014-10"
7784	concentrated flattened monkey barf	0		Effect: "Visions of the Deep Dark Deeps", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2014-10"
7785	tarnished candy	0		Effect: "Woad Warrior", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2014-10"
7786	auspicious chaotic jangly bracelet of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2014-10"
7787	Jack Frost's cuddly teddy bear	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Overload Teddy Bear", Last Available: "2014-10"
7788	bouncing ice-cold Cloaca Zero	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7789	narrow savvy first-aid pouch of incineration	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2014-10"
7790	khaki duffel bag	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7791	dry alkaline skewed airborne mutagen	0		Effect: "Sweet Tooth", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2014-10"
7792	SHAWARMA Initiative Keycard	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7793	ghostly ghostly bottle-opener keycard	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7794	Armory keycard	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7795	rotten miniature initiative shawarma	2	crappy	Last Available: "2014-10"
7796	adequate purple warm war shawarma	3	good	Last Available: "2014-10"
7797	stale small karma shawarma	2	decent	Last Available: "2014-10"
7798	smooth Jungle Juice	4	awesome	Last Available: "2014-10"
7799	watered-down aged Amnesiac Ale	2	awesome	Last Available: "2014-10"
7800	irresponsibly strong drinkable Highest Bitter	10	good	Last Available: "2014-10"
7801	shaking wobbly educational mercenary pistol of terror	0		Experience: +1, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2014-10"
7802	nasty mercenary rifle of temperance	0		Stench Damage: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2014-10"
7803	wobbly Merc Core Field Manual: Sanity Maintenance	0		Skill: "Hypersane", Last Available: "2014-10"
7804	Merc Core Field Manual: Intimidation Techniques	0		Skill: "Intimidating Mien", Last Available: "2014-10"
7805	mirror Merc Core challenge coin	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7806	Merc Core deployment orders	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7807	maroon mirror TI-9000 calculator	0		
7808	green unused soap	0		
7809	impure gasoline	0		
7810	Z-Bone steak	0		
7811	viral DNA	0		
7812	tarnished bottlecap	0		
7813	immense rotten seared dino steak	6	crappy	
7814	hand-crafted twirling bouncing bottle of drinkin' gas	3	EPIC	
7815	handful of napalm	0		
7816	dove DNA	0		
7817	gelatinous meat mass	0		
7818	99.44% pure math	0		
7819	simple AI	0		
7820	corrupted bird DNA	0		
7821	sentient meat mass	0		
7822	zombie dinosaur egg	0		
7823	french-fry grabber	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7824	squat gray brainy weightlifter's iShield of mayonnaise	0		Muscle: +15, Mysticality: +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
7825	wicked earbuds of the empath of the brazier	0		Spell Damage: +5, Familiar Weight: +5, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
7826	wobbly nasty therapeutic sinister iFlail	0		Spell Damage: +10, Stench Damage: +5, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
7827	tiny bland special blue unidentifiable dried fruit	1	decent	Effect: "Good with the Ladies", Effect Duration: 50
7828	perfectly mixed flat cider	4	EPIC	
7829	frosty strapping trench lighter of Tarzan	0		Muscle: +5, Experience (Muscle): +3, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2014-10"
7830	wet wet green experimental serum P-00	0		Effect: "Broken Fast", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2014-10"
7831	teal military-grade fingernail clippers	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7832	spinning encrypted micro-cassette recorder	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7833	gore bucket	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7834	pack of smokes	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7835	ESP suppression collar	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7836	yellow GPS-tracking wristwatch	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7837	Project T. L. B.	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7838	skewed Agent Mauve	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7839	special clip: tracers	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7840	special clip: wailers	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7841	olive special clip: squelchers	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7842	special clip: splatterers	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7843	shaking special clip: boneburners	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7844	special clip: graveburpers	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7845	polymerized blinking perl necklace	0		Effect: "Pie in the Sky", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2014-12"
7846	energized Fudge Fiber Armor Plating	0		Effect: "Wet and Greedy", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2014-12"
7847	non-ionized pickled jittery ruby on canes	0		Effect: "Weather, Man", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2014-12"
7848	adequate petit fortran	4	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7849	tiny flavorless enchanted java cookie	1	decent	Effect: "Square to be Hip", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2014-12"
7850	bland green cookie cookie	3	decent	Last Available: "2014-12"
7851	pulsating gravedigger's plastic exo-suited miner	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Last Available: "2014-12"
7852	grievous plastic semi-autonomous drill unit	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2014-12"
7853	wicked plastic ambulatory robo-minecart	0		Spell Damage: +5, Last Available: "2014-12"
7854	toasty plastic Crimbot	0		Hot Damage: +5, Last Available: "2014-12"
7855	Herculean plastic Crimbomega	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Last Available: "2014-12"
7856	super-frozen polarized mirror flask of mining oil	0		Effect: "Cancer Rising", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2014-12"
7857	narrow sinister radiation-resistant helmet	0		Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 12", Last Available: "2014-12"
7858	shaking MacGyver's servo-assisted exo-pants	0		Maximum MP: +100, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xPotato, cap 12", Last Available: "2014-12"
7859	twirling twirling lion tamer's high-energy mining laser of the brazier	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2014-12"
7860	yellow peppermint tailings	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7861	ghostly wobbly nugget of Crimbonium	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7862	cylindrical mold	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7863	Crimbonium fuel rod	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7864	squat Petite Paintbrush	0		Adventures: +1
7865	spinning Crimbot schematic: Gun Face	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7866	Crimbot schematic: Big Head	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7867	spinning Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7868	Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7869	Crimbot schematic: Crab Core	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7870	yellow Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7871	skewed Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7872	Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7873	Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7874	Crimbot schematic: Refrigerator Chassis	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7875	Crimbot schematic: Bug Zapper	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7876	Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7877	fuchsia Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7878	Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7879	lime green Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7880	blurry Crimbot schematic: Swiss Arm	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7881	mirror Crimbot schematic: Data Analyzer	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7882	Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7883	green Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7884	shaking Crimbot schematic: Camera Claw	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7885	Crimbot schematic: Power Arm	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7886	mirror Crimbot schematic: Wrecking Ball	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7887	red Crimbot schematic: Ribbon Manipulator	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7888	spinning Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7889	Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7890	upside-down ghostly Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7891	purple Crimbot schematic: Snow Blower	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7892	maroon Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7893	mirror Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7894	Crimbot schematic: Lamp Filler	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7895	Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7896	Crimbot schematic: Tripod Legs	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7897	Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7898	pulsating Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7899	gray blurry tumbling Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7900	Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7901	gray Crimbot schematic: Hoverjack	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7902	Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7903	upside-down huge Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7904	Crimbot schematic: Rocket Skirt	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7905	recovered elf magazine	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7906	recovered elf toothbrush	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7907	recovered elf sleeping pills	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7908	recovered elf underpants	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7909	recovered elf wallet	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7910	cyan recovered elf pocketwatch	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7911	recovered elf photo album	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7912	cyan blurry recovered elf smartphone	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7913	rock-hard Size XI Wizard's Robe of extreme caution of temperance	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Monster Level: -25, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2014-09"
7914	polarized double-tarnished Bit O' Quail Spleen	0		Effect: "Visions of the Deep Dark Deeps", Effect Duration: 21
7915	wet adjusted Take Eleven Bar	0		Effect: "Peppermint Bite", Effect Duration: 35
7916	mimeplasm	0		
7917	liquefied tumbling BOOterfinger	0		Effect: "Healthy Green Glow", Effect Duration: 46
7918	enhanced ionized altered jittery Moonds	0		Effect: "White Blooded", Effect Duration: 65
7919	ionized wet adjusted Big Punk	0		Effect: "Morninja", Effect Duration: 25
7920	fist turkey outline	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-11"
7921	turkey knuckles	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Last Available: "2014-11"
7922	drinkable Friendly Turkey	4	good	Last Available: "2014-11"
7923	perfectly mixed distilled blurry Agitated Turkey	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-11"
7924	practically non-alcoholic delicious Ambitious Turkey	1	awesome	Last Available: "2014-11"
7925	tiny stale narrow neutron lollipop	1	decent	Last Available: "2014-12"
7926	strong bad special tumbling gamma nog	5	decent	Effect: "Powder Power", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2014-12"
7934	blue sneaky wrapping paper	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7935	Thwaitgold nit statuette	0		
7936	olive shaking picky tweezers	0		Last Available: "2015-02"
7937	Crimbo Credit	0		
7938	vaporized gray single atom	1	EPIC	Effect: "Coated Arms", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2015-02"
7939	Time Cape	0		Last Available: "2014-11"
7940	mirror Time Cloak	0		Last Available: "2014-11"
7941	sleeve deuce	0		
7942	pocket ace	0		
7943	nastygeist	0		
7944	tooth	0		
7945	cyan table	0		
7946	green skewed chilly healthy outlaw bandana of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Cold Damage: +5
7947	perfectly mixed enchanted skewed whiskey in a broken glass	3	EPIC	Effect: "Alchemical, Brother", Effect Duration: 25
7948	tolerable practically non-alcoholic ghostly shot of mescal	1	good	
7949	bad watered-down glass of herbal tequila	2	decent	
7950	twirling ghostly minin' dynamite	0		
7951	shaking plaid cowboy hat of wisdom of Flo-Jo	0		Mysticality: +15, Initiative: +100, Familiar Effect: "2xLep, 1xBarrr, cap 25"
7952	ghostly red lasso	0		
7953	scorching Rosewater's rusted-out shootin' iron	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Hot Damage: +25, Item Drop: +5
7954	rattler rattle	0		
7955	bag of money	0		
7956	fuchsia huge tumbling Crimbo sapling	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-12"
7957	pulsating even more tinsel	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7958	narrow box of Crimbo decorations	0		
7959	blinking letter to Ed the Undying	0		
7960	bouncing copy of a jerk adventurer's father's diary	0		
7961	curative rock-hard Staff of Ed of the sewer of the overflowing toilet	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Stench Damage: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +50, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
7962	shaking Eye of Ed	0		
7963	amulet	0		
7964	ribald Staff of Fats	0		Sleaze Damage: +10
7965	tumbling Holy MacGuffin	0		
7966	Ka coin	0		
7967	blinking World's Best Adventurer sash of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100
7968	topiary nugglet	0		
7969	ghostly beehive	0		
7970	boning knife	0		
7971	olive Aggressive Carrot	0		Free Pull
7972	mixed mummified fig	1	decent	Effect: "Berry Elemental", Effect Duration: 20
7973	powdered red mummified loaf of bread	1	good	Effect: "Human-Human Hybrid", Effect Duration: 10
7974	vaporized mummified beef haunch	1	crappy	
7975	linen bandages	0		
7976	cotton bandages	0		
7977	pulsating narrow silk bandages	0		
7978	holy spring water	0		
7979	spirit beer	0		
7980	teal sacramental wine	0		
7981	talisman of Thoth	0		
7982	purple cure-all	0		
7983	auspicious Sister Accessory	0		Item Drop: 15, Softcore Only
7984	vacuum-sealed skewed Boosty Juice	0		Effect: "Cotton Mouthed", Effect Duration: 48
7985	toasty Newton's parachute	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Hot Damage: +5, Last Available: "2015-12"
7986	ghostly knitted sizzling pad	0		Hot Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2015-12"
7987	wobbly fortified peeler of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Damage Absorption: +60, Last Available: "2015-12"
7988	huge avaricious lard-coated pettipants	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2015-12"
7989	Fonzie's panama hat of temperance	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2015-12"
7990	rosy-cheeked pulsera of mayonnaise	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-12"
7991	wizardly police baton of bravery	0		Mysticality: +25, Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2015-12"
7992	lightning-fast nasty supercharged wicked thinker's plus-fours	0		Mysticality: +10, Spell Damage: +5, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Stench Damage: +5, Item Drop: +5, Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2015-12"
7993	tumbling maroon censurious quilted porkpie	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2015-12"
7994	toasty weightlifter's pepper mill	0		Muscle: +15, Hot Damage: +5, Last Available: "2015-12"
7995	squat pelerine of the wise owl of the sewer	0		Mysticality: +20, Stench Damage: +25, Last Available: "2015-12"
7996	mirror Oprah's Samson's phantom mask	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-12"
7997	distilled polyesterene powder	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
7998	dried pulsating powder	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
7999	nitrogenated enhanced pressed shaking choco-Crimbot	0		Effect: "Insulated Trousers", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2014-12"
8000	enhanced green smart watch	0		Effect: "You Know Who to Call", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2014-12"
8001	super-dry irradiated augmented-reality shades	0		Effect: "Disco Concentration", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2014-12"
8002	smartaleck's toy Crimbot mega face	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Crimbot Outfit Power: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "LIGHT", Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cap 12", Last Available: "2014-12"
8003	toy Crimbot power glove of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Crimbot Outfit Power: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "ZAP", Last Available: "2014-12"
8004	toy Crimbot super fist of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Crimbot Outfit Power: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "POW", Last Available: "2014-12"
8005	friendly toy Crimbot rocket legs	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Crimbot Outfit Power: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BURN", Last Available: "2014-12"
8006	quantum tarnished purple Crimbot battery	0		Effect: "Morninja", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2014-12"
8007	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping	0		Skill: "Rapid Prototyping", Last Available: "2014-12"
8008	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision	0		Skill: "Mathematical Precision", Last Available: "2014-12"
8009	Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency	0		Skill: "Ruthless Efficiency", Last Available: "2014-12"
8010	Mini-Crimbot crate	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
8011	heavy-duty Crimbot aerial	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2014-12"
8012	rosewater-soaked rosy-cheeked Crimbomega drive chain of temperance	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Stench Resistance: +3, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Crimbot Outfit Power: +1, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "LUBE", Last Available: "2014-12"
8013	green Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty)	0		Skill: "Rapid Prototyping", Last Available: "2014-12"
8014	bouncing Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty)	0		Skill: "Mathematical Precision", Last Available: "2014-12"
8015	bouncing Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty)	0		Skill: "Ruthless Efficiency", Last Available: "2014-12"
8016	pressed fitness wristband	0		Effect: "Unusual Perspective", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2014-12"
8017	diffused flask of tainted mining oil	0		Effect: "Hoity Toity", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2014-12"
8018	magnetized and rain stick	0		Effect: "Danish Cunning", Effect Duration: 39
8019	Chateau Mantegna room key	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-01"
8020	thick decent blurry blurry Choco-Mint patty	5	good	Last Available: "2015-01"
8021	fortified bad spinning hot mint schnocolate	5	decent	Last Available: "2015-01"
8022	mixed skewed maroon homeopathic mint tea	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-01"
8023	muscle stimulator	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8024	foreign language tapes	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8025	bowl of potpourri	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8026	wobbly ceiling fan	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8027	wobbly antler chandelier	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8028	artificial skylight	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8029	maroon Swiss piggy bank	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8030	twirling continental juice bar	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8031	stationery set	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8032	calligraphy pen	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-01"
8033	skewed alpine watercolor set	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8034	mansplainer's chaotic tope&eacute;	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Monster Level: +15, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, cap 12"
8035	supercool topiary tights of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Moxie Percent: +20
8036	upside-down topiary necktie of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5
8037	small normal fancy tumbling bowl of topioca	2	good	Effect: "Insulated Trousers", Effect Duration: 35
8038	topiary skunk	0		
8039	topiary noseplugs	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8040	purple wobbly trusty whip	0		
8041	blinking squat crumbling skull	0		
8042	rock	0		
8043	pot of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25
8044	Newton's spelunking fedora	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3
8045	sturdy machete of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3
8046	skewed shotgun of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100
8047	Fonzie's boomerang	0		Experience (Moxie): +1
8049	occult mining helmet	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25
8050	lion tamer's X-ray goggles	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Luck: +5
8051	Annie Oakley's cape	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20
8052	skewed squat inspector's jetpack	0		Item Drop: +15
8053	spinning spring boots	0		
8054	spiked boots	0		
8055	wobbly pickaxe of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20
8056	torch	0		
8057	olive forbidden [spelunking test kit] of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Spell Damage Percent: +50
8058	pulsating toasty plasma rifle	0		Hot Damage: +5
8059	Bananubis's Staff	0		Luck: -6
8060	savvy The Joke Book of the Dead of James Dean	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Experience (Moxie): +3, Luck: -6
8061	The Clown Crown	0		Luck: -6
8062	squat coffee cup	0		Luck: -2
8063	skewed Tales of Spelunking	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8064	monkey statuette	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-12"
8065	red banana	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8066	vaporized olive twirling	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-12"
8067	skewed nuggets	0		
8068	Professor of Spelunkology	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-12"
8069	Stembridge sidearm	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8070	warehouse map page	0		
8071	cyan warehouse inventory page	0		
8072	upside-down mirror janitor sponge	0		
8073	Spelunker of Fortune	0		Skill: "Speluck", Last Available: "2015-12"
8074	medical-grade healthy Spelunker's fedora of chilblains	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Cold Damage: +25, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2015-12"
8075	bouncing tumbling upside-down mansplainer's shellacked Socratic Spelunker's whip	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Damage Reduction: 7, Monster Level: +15, Last Available: "2015-12"
8076	hardy ruddy banded Spelunker's khakis	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Maximum HP: +50, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2015-12"
8077	Spelunker's Guild prize sack	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8084	LOLmec statuette	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8085	blurry Spelunker of Fortune (used)	0		Skill: "Speluck"
8086	still-beating spleen	0		
8087	wobbly Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette	0		
8088	jewel	0		
8089	headless sparrow	0		
8090	skewed mangled squirrel	0		
8091	jittery huge rat carcass	0		
8092	tumbling friendly wicker kickers of temperance	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
8093	groovy stylish wicker slicker	0		Moxie: +25, Moxie Percent: +10, Last Available: "2016-12"
8094	nasty razor-sharp wicker knickers	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Stench Damage: +5, Last Available: "2016-12"
8095	wicker ticker of vim and vigor of the storm	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
8096	reassuring Da Vinci's wicker sticker	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Spooky Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2016-12"
8097	stanky electrified wicker clicker	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2016-12"
8098	boiled shaking wickerbits	1		Effect: "Fratty Flavor", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2016-12"
8099	spinning aromatic vibrating belt	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Stench Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
8100	red curative smooth badge	0		Moxie: +15, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
8101	mirror Usain Bolt's bowl of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2016-12"
8102	frightening nasty brooch	0		Stench Damage: +5, Spooky Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
8103	aromatic ribald breeches	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2016-12"
8104	fireproof backpack of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2016-12"
8105	compressed twirling squat bits	1		Effect: "Stick Emporium Membership", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2016-12"
8106	wool anvil of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Cold Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
8107	lime green energetic fortified akubra	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2017-12"
8108	coward's apron of the blizzard	0		Monster Level: -20, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
8109	ghostly Jack Frost's grievous ascot	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
8110	narrow brawny attache case of terror	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Drops Items, Last Available: "2017-12"
8111	avaricious accordion of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +30, Song Duration: 10, Last Available: "2017-12"
8112	powdered upside-down aerosolized	1		Last Available: "2017-12"
8113	mirror purple family-friendly savvy wig	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2017-12"
8114	bouncing extremely unsafe winch crank of bravery	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Spooky Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
8115	rosewater-soaked brainy widget	0		Mysticality: +5, Stench Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
8116	shaking up-at-dawn wholesome whisk	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2017-12"
8117	avaricious deadly walker	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
8118	blue hardened padded waders	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Damage Reduction: 3, Last Available: "2017-12"
8119	denatured squat flakes	1		Last Available: "2017-12"
8120	gray squat avaricious baleful gaiters	0		Spell Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2018-12"
8121	Newton's educational garland	0		Experience: +1, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-12"
8122	narrow narrow auspicious flame-retardant gunnysack	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2018-12"
8123	tumbling foul-smelling occult garibaldi	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Stench Damage: +10, Last Available: "2018-12"
8124	chilly girdle of bravery	0		Cold Damage: +5, Spooky Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Disco Pudge", Last Available: "2018-12"
8125	aromatic smartaleck's gloves	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Stench Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-12"
8126	boiled mirror smithereens	1		Effect: "Mint-Condition Breath", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2018-12"
8127	bouncing resourceful fiberglass fetish of incineration	0		Maximum MP: +50, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2018-12"
8128	blurry banded fiberglass foil of the storm	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2018-12"
8129	auspicious Tesla fiberglass fannypack	0		Item Drop: +10, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-12"
8130	spinning smooth wizardly fiberglass frock	0		Mysticality: +25, Moxie: +15, Last Available: "2018-12"
8131	mirror veiny Newton's fiberglass fingerguard	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Maximum HP: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-12"
8132	friendly fiberglass fedora of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2018-12"
8133	altered twirling fiberglass fibers	1		Last Available: "2018-12"
8134	pulsating bottle of lovebug pheromones	0		Free Pull
8135	winged yeti fur	0		
8136	talisman of Renenutet	0		
8138	squat fuchsia deadly rubber spatula	0		Weapon Damage: +5
8139	electrified spoon	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
8140	crystalline reamer of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20
8141	macroplane grater of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25
8142	frightening bastard baster	0		Spooky Damage: +5
8143	ghostly knitted obsidian nutcracker	0		Cold Resistance: +3
8144	talisman of Seshat	0		Free Pull
8145	skewed scorching weightlifter's glass eye	0		Muscle: +15, Hot Damage: +25, Single Equip
8146	moist invisible potion	0		Effect: "Biologically Shocked", Effect Duration: 11
8147	time shuriken	0		
8148	Herculean ninjammies of bravery of the detective	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Spooky Resistance: +5, Item Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, 0.5xPotato, cap 25", Rollover Effect Duration: 50
8149	colloidal Glo-Pop	0		Effect: "Bonelording", Effect Duration: 27
8150	double-pickled polymerized sugar sphere	0		Effect: "Disco Concentration", Effect Duration: 65
8151	moist spinning Shrubble Bubble	0		Effect: "Oh Snap", Effect Duration: 58
8152	modified polyeaster egg	0		Effect: "Dreams and Lights", Effect Duration: 55
8153	diffused triple-colloidal lime green candy dish	0		Effect: "Dwarven Hardiness", Effect Duration: 40
8154	double-corrupted Spechunky bar	0		Effect: "Weasels Underfoot", Effect Duration: 34
8155	flattened denatured quadruple-electrified spinning talisman of Horus	0		Effect: "Puzzle Fury", Effect Duration: 32
8156	ghostly jittery check to the Meatsmith	0		
8157	spinning Skeleton Store office key	0		
8158	ghostly bone with a price tag on it	0		
8159	mirror half of a tooth	0		
8160	improved electrified mouse skull	0		Effect: "Sludgesick", Effect Duration: 20
8161	concentrated corrupted really thick spine	0		Effect: "Creepypasted", Effect Duration: 47
8162	therapeutic skullcap of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley,cap 5"
8163	jittery Usain Bolt's studded three-legged pants	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Initiative: +80, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cap 25"
8164	censurious remaindered axe of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Sleaze Resistance: +3
8165	spinning gray low-budget shield	0		
8166	reassuring cr&ecirc;epy mask of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Spooky Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, cap 5"
8167	miniature flavorless jittery baguette	2	decent	
8168	glob of icing	0		
8169	modified maroon ginger snaps	0		Effect: "Cold Blooded", Effect Duration: 50
8170	aerosolized skewed mostly-broken sunglasses	0		Effect: "Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration", Effect Duration: 33
8171	hand-crafted watered-down unflavored wine cooler	2	EPIC	
8172	carton of snake milk	1	awesome	
8173	occult sewer snake	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25
8174	miniature flavorless narrow pigeon egg	2	decent	
8175	avaricious jaunty feather of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Meat Drop: +30
8176	bad practically non-alcoholic premium malt liquor	1	decent	
8177	ribald brown paper pants of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Damage: +10
8178	olive miser's Jim Carey's brown paper bag mask	0		Monster Level: +25, Meat Drop: +10
8179	stanky ring of telling skeletons what to do	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Tell a Skeleton What To Do", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Tell This Skeleton What To Do"
8180	breadwand of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20
8181	reassuring loafers	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Single Equip
8182	Map to Kokomo	0		Free Pull, Skill: "Summon Kokomo Resort Pass"
8183	blinking family-friendly bread basket	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1
8184	twirling Ed the Undying exhibit crate	0		
8185	executive arcane researcher's The Crown of Ed the Undying	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Meat Drop: +40, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1.5xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2015-03", Softcore Only: [1-path(Actually Ed the Undying)]
8186	upside-down pulsating Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic	0		
8187	map to a hidden booze cache	0		
8188	drinkable Cherrytastrophe wine cooler	4	good	
8189	acceptable practically non-alcoholic blurry Radberry Rip wine cooler	1	good	
8190	watered-down mediocre Orangemageddon wine cooler	2	decent	
8191	weak drinkable blinking Breakfast Blast wine cooler	2	good	
8192	perfectly mixed Citrus Crush wine cooler	3	EPIC	
8193	tasty immense plain bagel	8	awesome	
8194	decent big glob of cream cheese	5	good	
8195	adequate huge loaf of soda bread	4	good	
8196	fancy big flavorless acceptable bagel	5	decent	Effect: "Rushtacean'", Effect Duration: 25
8197	normal standard-issue cupcake	3	good	
8198	tasty huge pulsating ultra-deluxe cupcake	6	awesome	
8199	hypnotic breadcrumbs	0		
8200	adequate blinking popular tart	4	good	
8201	no-handed pie	0		
8202	colloidal improved pulsating Doc Galaktik's Vitality Serum	0		Effect: "Void Between the Stars", Effect Duration: 66
8203	pulsating airplane charter: Dinseylandfill	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-04"
8204	mirror one-day ticket to Dinseylandfill	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8205	gray FunFunds&trade;	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8206	studded expensive camera of incineration	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-04"
8207	upside-down sunglasses	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-04"
8208	liquefied bouncing How to Avoid Scams	0		Effect: "Night of the Nachos", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2015-04"
8209	skewed filthy child leash	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2015-04"
8210	bag of gross foreign snacks	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8211	shaking bag of park garbage	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8212	grogpagne	0		Last Available: "2021-07"
8213	deadly weightlifter's rigging rope	0		Muscle: +15, Weapon Damage: +5, Last Available: "2015-04"
8214	modified lime green nasty snuff	1	good	Last Available: "2015-04"
8215	miser's boxer's sewage-clogged pistol	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Meat Drop: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Sewage Pistol", Last Available: "2015-04"
8216	pressed shaking beard incense	0		Effect: "Greasy Peasy", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2015-04"
8217	stanky perfume-soaked bandana of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-04"
8218	gray toxic globule	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8219	decent special shaking toxo	3	good	Effect: "Human-Penguin Hybrid", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2015-04"
8220	spirit-forward drinkable skewed green pulsating Lemonade-235	5	good	Last Available: "2015-04"
8221	red isotophat of the ox of the bloodbag	0		Muscle: +20, Maximum HP: +100, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2015-04"
8222	groovy Three Mile Island shorts of chilblains	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Cold Damage: +25, Last Available: "2015-04"
8223	ghostly foul-smelling rosy-cheeked toxic mop	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Stench Damage: +10, Last Available: "2015-04"
8224	inert sludgepuppy	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8225	lead collar	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2015-04"
8226	jar of swamp honey	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8227	green Herculean backwoods banjo of bravery of the cheetah	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Spooky Resistance: +5, Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2015-04"
8228	bouncing grody jug	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8229	scorching beefy ratskin pajama pants of vim and vigor	0		Muscle: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Hot Damage: +25, Last Available: "2015-04", Rollover Effect Duration: 40
8230	quantum turtle voicebox	0		Effect: "Minerva's Zen", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2015-04"
8231	Jeselnik's hale rosy-cheeked fake washboard	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Maximum HP: +20, Sleaze Damage: +25, Last Available: "2015-04"
8232	wobbly censurious hardened Dinsey's oculus	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-04"
8233	blinking Dinsey's radar dish of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2015-04"
8234	skewed spinning lion tamer's Dinsey's pizza cutter of the brazier	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2015-04"
8235	Usain Bolt's Samson's Dinsey's brain	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2015-04"
8236	therapeutic stiffened Dinsey's glove	0		Damage Reduction: 1, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-04"
8237	mirror manspreader's wizardly Dinsey's pants	0		Mysticality: +25, Monster Level: +10, Last Available: "2015-04"
8238	brain preservation fluid	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8239	ghostly keycard &alpha;	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8240	ghostly keycard &beta;	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8241	fuchsia keycard &gamma;	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8242	keycard &delta;	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8243	olive complimentary Dinsey refreshments	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8244	lard-coated lube-shoes	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2015-04"
8245	trash net	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8246	censurious slick Dinsey mascot mask of the blizzard	0		Moxie: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2015-04"
8247	snack-sized normal tumbling Dinsey food-cone	2	good	Last Available: "2015-04"
8248	bad watered-down upside-down Dinsey Whinskey	2	decent	Last Available: "2015-04"
8249	chilled pressed super-modified upside-down Dinsey face paint	0		Effect: "Blood-Gorged", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2015-04"
8250	extremely unsafe experienced fannypack	0		Experience: +2, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2015-04"
8251	skewed auspicious ribald careful resourceful rock-hard garbage sticker of the empath	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Maximum MP: +50, Monster Level: -10, Familiar Weight: +5, Sleaze Damage: +10, Item Drop: +10, Drops Meat, Last Available: "2015-04"
8252	pulsating auspicious lard-coated foul-smelling chilly wizardly hazmat helmet	0		Mysticality: +25, Cold Damage: +5, Stench Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2015-04"
8253	Scratch-and-Sniff Guide to Dinseylandfill	0		Skill: "Olfactory Burnout", Last Available: "2015-04"
8254	twirling Trash, a Memoir	0		Skill: "Garbage Nova", Last Available: "2015-04"
8255	Dinsey Maintenance Manual	0		Skill: "Dinsey Operations Expert", Last Available: "2015-04"
8256	Dinsey tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8257	double-pickled ghostly nasty gum	0		Effect: "Favored by Lyle", Effect Duration: 27
8258	Wart Dinsey: An Afterlife	0		Skill: "Rotten Memories"
8259	narrow Newton's The Lot's engagement ring	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Propose To Your Opponent"
8260	squat Mayo Clinic	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8261	Mayonex	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8262	pulsating Mayodiol	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8263	Mayostat	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8264	Mayozapine	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8265	Mayoflex	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8266	avaricious MacGyver's weightlifter's miracle whip of the pedagogue	0		Muscle: +15, Experience: +3, Maximum MP: +100, Meat Drop: +30, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-05"
8267	rock-hard sphygmayomanometer	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-05"
8268	tomayohawk-style reflex hammer	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-05"
8269	mayo lance	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-05"
8270	spoiled ghostly unappetizing mayolus	3	crappy	Last Available: "2015-05"
8271	moldy uninteresting mayolus	3	crappy	Last Available: "2015-05"
8272	miniature flavorless acceptable mayolus	2	decent	Last Available: "2015-05"
8273	bite-sized bland blurry enticing mayolus	1	decent	Last Available: "2015-05"
8274	flavorless mouth-watering mayolus	3	decent	Last Available: "2015-05"
8275	olive newly-hatched mayonnaise wasp	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8276	mayo pump	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8277	Essence of Bear	0		Skill: "Bear Essence"
8278	tolerable pulsating Afternoon Delight	3	good	Last Available: "2015-04"
8279	Kokomo Resort Chip	0		Last Available: "2025-08"
8280	Golden Kokomo Resort Chip	0		Last Available: "2025-08"
8281	altered pressed pickled huge Kokomo Resort Brand Suntan Oil	0		Effect: "Blessing of the Creepy Pasta", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2025-08"
8282	fuchsia Kokomo Resort Order Pad	0		Last Available: "2025-08"
8283	blurry jittery The Cocktail Shaker	0		Last Available: "2025-08"
8284	ionized activated pulsating Kokomo Resort Pass	0		Effect: "Mucilaginous Mentalism", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2025-08"
8285	Mayo Minder&trade;	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8286	extra-flattened Mayo de Mayo&trade; mayo	0		Effect: "Sealed Brain", Effect Duration: 56
8287	spinning puck	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-06"
8288	cyan kill screen	0		Random Monster Modifiers: +1, Last Available: "2015-06"
8289	blue boxing gloves	0		Last Available: "2015-06"
8290	savvy dice ring	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Single Equip
8291	vibrating dice belt buckle	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Single Equip
8292	pulsating shaking blue thinker's dice-print pajama pants	0		Mysticality: +10
8293	weightlifter's dice-shaped backpack	0		Muscle: +15
8294	stylish dice-print do-rag	0		Moxie: +25
8295	toasty dice sunglasses	0		Hot Damage: +5, Single Equip
8296	Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette	0		
8297	unsweetened skewed shaking dice	0		Effect: "Some Cheese with Your Wine", Effect Duration: 69
8298	mirror skewed pixel	0		Last Available: "2015-06"
8299	squat pixel coin	0		Last Available: "2015-06"
8300	irradiated vacuum-sealed power pill	0		Effect: "Stuck That Way", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2015-06"
8301	moist alkaline fuchsia pixel star	0		Effect: "Proprie Tea", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2015-06"
8302	spoiled pixel banana	4	crappy	Last Available: "2015-06"
8303	practically non-alcoholic hand-crafted pixel beer	1	super ultra mega EPIC	Last Available: "2015-06"
8304	puck with a bow on it	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-06"
8305	pumps	0		Last Available: "2015-06"
8306	boiled bouncing sludgesicle	0		Effect: "Patent Avarice", Effect Duration: 20
8307	magnetized bouncing ghostly &Uuml;berraschthexengebr&auml;u	0		Effect: "Frog In Your Throat", Effect Duration: 13
8308	liquefied spinning piggy tattoo	0		Effect: "Ocelot Eyes", Effect Duration: 34
8309	boiled shaking teal baggie of regular-sized tardigrades	0		Effect: "Mana Tea", Effect Duration: 39
8310	aerosolized cold-filtered .epub file	0		Effect: "Crotchety, Pining", Effect Duration: 66
8311	chilled BUBBLE GUM	0		Effect: "Hennaliciousness", Effect Duration: 27
8312	alkaline tumbling hustler shades	0		Effect: "Cravin' for a Ravin'", Effect Duration: 62
8313	tarnished skewed jerky stick	0		Effect: "Oh Hamlet Hamlet Hamlet Hamlet", Effect Duration: 44
8314	dry vacuum-sealed ionized costume rental shop	0		Effect: "There Is A Spoon", Effect Duration: 29
8315	polymerized polarized spinning muscle oil	0		Effect: "Brother Corsican's Blessing", Effect Duration: 36
8316	adjusted bottle of Red-Out	0		Effect: "Lit Up", Effect Duration: 28
8317	alkaline polymerized pickpocket protector	0		Effect: "Triangle, Man", Effect Duration: 28
8318	flattened pickled tarnished shaking sinister-looking cat	0		Effect: "Limber as Mortimer", Effect Duration: 39
8319	galvanized jazzy cigarette holder	0		Effect: "Elbow Sauce", Effect Duration: 51
8320	chilled concentrated tumbling one glove	0		Effect: "Rat-Faced", Effect Duration: 33
8321	ionized double-frozen glove	0		Effect: "Smoky Third Eye", Effect Duration: 16
8322	triple-nitrogenated nitrogenated handful of fire	0		Effect: "Mucilaginous Moxiousness", Effect Duration: 68
8323	moist Cracklin' Oat Bran	0		Effect: "Spooky Jellied", Effect Duration: 69
8324	triple-galvanized disposable lighter	0		Effect: "Tiki Thoughtfulness", Effect Duration: 51
8325	improved coal contact lenses	0		Effect: "Bloodstain-Resistant", Effect Duration: 30
8326	nitrogenated anodized conjured ice cream	0		Effect: "You Can Really Taste the Dormouse", Effect Duration: 36
8327	anodized narrow Iceberglar scarf	0		Effect: "Thickest, Sickest", Effect Duration: 60
8328	polarized chilled quadruple-deionized icy hairspray	0		Effect: "Ooh, Sour!", Effect Duration: 47
8329	liquefied red smellbook	0		Effect: "Mighty Shout", Effect Duration: 44
8330	unsweetened assassin's cheese knife	0		Effect: "Work For Hours a Week", Effect Duration: 16
8331	modified filthy armor	0		Effect: "Frostbeard", Effect Duration: 32
8332	diffused super-dry huge plague pie	0		Effect: "Human-Beast Hybrid", Effect Duration: 49
8333	tarnished polarized batarang	0		Effect: "Vinegavotte", Effect Duration: 27
8334	electrified activated huge blurry spare neck bolts	0		Effect: "How to Scam Tourists", Effect Duration: 27
8335	irradiated aerosolized grease trap	0		Effect: "Bone Homie", Effect Duration: 62
8336	oxidized modified skewed shamanic ham	0		Effect: "Slimily Speedy", Effect Duration: 17
8337	Vulcanized triple-frozen twirling porkpocket	0		Effect: "Lemon Enlightenment", Effect Duration: 18
8338	double-dry red wobbly ghostly Leonard's glasses	0		Effect: "Strong Grip", Effect Duration: 29
8339	liquefied non-improved lime green warehouse walkie-talkie	0		Effect: "Rampage!", Effect Duration: 36
8340	liquefied modified janitor's mop	0		Effect: "Familial Ties", Effect Duration: 28
8341	Vulcanized diffused warehouse clerk's glasses	0		Effect: "Blessing of the Frozen Tortellini", Effect Duration: 31
8342	cold-filtered baloney rotgut	0		Effect: "Bastard!", Effect Duration: 32
8343	extra-aerosolized super-aerosolized twirling jittery carton of gaspers	0		Effect: "Techno Bliss", Effect Duration: 45
8344	modified colloidal upside-down bronze polish	0		Effect: "Danish Cunning", Effect Duration: 58
8345	deionized energized crident	0		Effect: "The Two-Prong Crown", Effect Duration: 55
8346	colloidal twirling totally sweet mohawk helmet	0		Effect: "Tearful, Fearful", Effect Duration: 11
8347	cold-filtered spray chrome	0		Effect: "Blessing of the Creepy Pasta", Effect Duration: 52
8348	boiled filthy monkey head	0		Effect: "Glittering Eyelashes", Effect Duration: 12
8349	non-moist boiled oxidized maroon bouncing hand of cards	0		Effect: "License to Punch", Effect Duration: 23
8350	double-energized squat damp bar rag	0		Effect: "Angry like the Wolf", Effect Duration: 68
8351	energized activated shaking lump of goofball ore	0		Effect: "Greased-Up Familiar", Effect Duration: 22
8352	quantum moist skeleton beans	0		Effect: "Gr8ness", Effect Duration: 16
8353	colloidal polymerized cold-filtered grimy lab coat	0		Effect: "Human-Goblin Hybrid", Effect Duration: 51
8354	concentrated concentrated nursery rhyme	0		Effect: "Deep-Seated Rage", Effect Duration: 45
8355	cold-filtered warmed narrow iron torso box	0		Effect: "Takin' It Greasy", Effect Duration: 55
8356	adjusted huge mercenary headband	0		Effect: "Blessing of Charcoatl", Effect Duration: 36
8357	triple-diffused cyan ghostly radioactive spider venom	0		Effect: "Mental A-cue-ity", Effect Duration: 68
8358	vacuum-sealed quadruple-pressed shaking gray blurry x-ray mirror	0		Effect: "Sugar Smacks", Effect Duration: 51
8359	ionized liquefied blurry purple wrestling mask	0		Effect: "Surreally Buff", Effect Duration: 60
8360	double-altered non-vacuum-sealed hawkface potion	0		Effect: "Weird Vibrations", Effect Duration: 67
8361	deionized twirling child-sized dracula cloak	0		Effect: "Eggs-tra Sensory Perception", Effect Duration: 13
8362	flattened twirling devil-summoning hat	0		Effect: "Jingle Jangle Jingle", Effect Duration: 48
8363	pickled moist shopkeeper beard	0		Effect: "Jingle Jangle Jingle", Effect Duration: 25
8364	moist alien autoautopsy kit	0		Effect: "Icy Demeanor", Effect Duration: 20
8365	ionized warmed novelty fruit hat	0		Effect: "Be a Mind Master", Effect Duration: 63
8366	chilled invisibility cream	0		Effect: "Mushroom Samba", Effect Duration: 57
8367	moist nitrogenated denatured huge handful of stubble	0		Effect: "Ruthlessly Efficient", Effect Duration: 17
8368	frozen anodized garbage juice slurpee	0		Effect: "Tiki Thoughtfulness", Effect Duration: 61
8369	moist maroon plunge-leg	0		Effect: "Macho, Macho Dog", Effect Duration: 25
8370	dry funky eyepatch	0		Effect: "Reedy Pipes", Effect Duration: 29
8371	chilled double-pickled extra-enhanced tumbling wobbly bucket of fish juice	0		Effect: "Blubbered Up", Effect Duration: 42
8372	polymerized nitrogenated bouncing flashy pirate dreadlocks	0		Effect: "Patent Prevention", Effect Duration: 23
8373	altered quantum blinking captured boozles	0		Effect: "Hood Ridin'", Effect Duration: 14
8374	liquefied teal drinks tray	0		Effect: "Aloysius' Antiphon of Aptitude", Effect Duration: 17
8375	irradiated chilled eyebrow lifter	0		Effect: "Wasabi With You", Effect Duration: 57
8376	twirling submarine	0		Last Available: "2015-06"
8377	gigantic toothsome special pixel lemon	9	awesome	Effect: "Mental A-cue-ity", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2015-06"
8378	mediocre pixel daiquiri	3	decent	Last Available: "2015-06"
8379	moist double-vacuum-sealed shaking power pill	0		Effect: "Leash of Linguini", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2015-06"
8380	liquefied olive pulsating pixel potion	0		Effect: "Hyperoxygenated Blood", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2015-06"
8381	Pack of Every Card	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-07"
8382	Deck of Every Card	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8383	popular part	0		
8384	spinning blue bubblegum heart	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8385	narrow cubic zirconia	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8386	valuable coin	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8387	mana	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8388	mana	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8389	maroon mana	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8390	fuchsia mana	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8391	mana	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8392	squat gift card	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8393	narrow green hermit factoid	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8394	The Emperor's dry cleaning	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8395	pulsating lion tamer's The Emperor's new hat	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Last Available: "2015-07"
8396	The Emperor's new shirt of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Last Available: "2015-07"
8397	squat vibrating The Emperor's new pants	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2015-07"
8398	spinning prompt sinister lead pipe	0		Spell Damage: +10, Adventures: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-07"
8399	lime green friendly wicked rope	0		Spell Damage: +5, Familiar Weight: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-07"
8400	blinking experienced savvy wrench	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Experience: +2, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-07"
8401	Jim Carey's Herculean candlestick	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Monster Level: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-07"
8402	maroon rosewater-soaked educational knife	0		Experience: +1, Stench Resistance: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-07"
8403	Sinatra's Newton's revolver	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Experience (Moxie): +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-07"
8404	1952 Mickey Mantle card	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8405	talking spade	0		Free Pull
8406	savory dry noodles	0		
8407	flavorless pestopiary	4	decent	
8408	improved dry ectoplasmic orbs	0		Effect: "Disco Concentration", Effect Duration: 43
8409	bland crudles	3	decent	
8410	tasty agnolotti arboli	4	awesome	
8411	decent huge spaghetti with ghost balls	8	good	
8412	flavorless succulent marrow	4	decent	
8413	decent snack-sized salacious crumbs	2	good	
8414	decent fusilli marrownarrow	4	good	
8415	spoiled special gigantic suggestive strozzapreti	9	crappy	Effect: "Arcane in the Brain", Effect Duration: 35
8416	Mountain Stream gastrique	0		
8417	decent miniature Mt. McLargeHuge oyster	2	good	
8418	oyster sauce	0		
8419	bland snack-sized skewed linguini immondizia bianco	2	decent	
8420	delicious big shells a la shellfish	5	awesome	
8421	Jick's autograph	0		
8422	high-temperature mining drill	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8423	fuchsia unsmoothed velvet	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8424	upside-down 1,970 carat	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8425	upside-down New Age healing crystal	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8426	Volcoino	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8427	cyan fizzing spore pod	0		
8428	spore pod	0		
8429	spinning veiny spore pod	0		
8430	tumbling hard spore pod	0		
8431	narrow spore pod	0		
8432	hot spore pod	0		
8433	maroon cool spore pod	0		
8434	jingling spore pod	0		
8435	wobbly spinning avaricious inspector's LavaCo Lamp&trade;	0		Item Drop: +15, Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2015-08", Rollover Effect Duration: 50
8436	Jeselnik's LavaCo Lamp&trade; of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +25, Last Available: "2015-08", Rollover Effect Duration: 50
8437	wobbly personal trainer's beefy LavaCo Lamp&trade;	0		Muscle: +10, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Last Available: "2015-08", Rollover Effect Duration: 50
8438	mirror thin wire	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8439	olive mirror insulated wire	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8440	empty lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8441	maroon upside-down full lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8442	viscous lava globs	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8443	blue lava globs	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8444	lava globs	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8445	lava globs	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8446	blurry SMOOCH bottlecap	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
8447	uncapped lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8448	blinking uncapped lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8449	uncapped lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8450	capped lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8451	capped lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8452	capped lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8453	blurry heat-resistant sheet	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8454	LavaCo&trade; Lamp housing	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8455	New Age crystal	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8456	crystalline light bulb	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8457	cyan broken high-temperature mining drill	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8458	up-at-dawn Fonzie's high-temperature mining mask	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Adventures: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2015-08"
8459	gravedigger's occult fireproof megaphone	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Spooky Damage: +10, Last Available: "2015-08"
8460	yummy mineapple	3	awesome	Last Available: "2015-08"
8461	strong artisanal enchanted green Gold Velvet&trade; whiskey	5	EPIC	Effect: "Video Game Hot Dog", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2015-08"
8462	bouncing SMOOCH soda	1	good	Last Available: "2015-08"
8463	rotten smelted roe	4	crappy	Last Available: "2015-08"
8464	mediocre spinning lavawater	3	decent	Last Available: "2015-08"
8465	altered tarnished olive basaltamander tongue	0		Effect: "Wit Tea", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2015-08"
8466	ghostly ruddy experienced lavalarva of Flo-Jo	0		Experience: +2, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2015-08"
8467	scorching stiffened Fonzie's lava balaclava	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Damage Reduction: 1, Hot Damage: +25, Last Available: "2015-08"
8468	fuchsia bouncing frightening flame-wreathed basaltamander buckler of Flo-Jo	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Damage: +5, Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2015-08"
8469	polarized quadruple-altered blinking lava globs	0		Effect: "Hairless and Airless", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2015-08"
8470	miniature decent gooey lava globs	2	good	Last Available: "2015-08"
8471	reassuring vibrating lava-proof pants	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Spooky Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2015-08"
8472	Annie Oakley's heat-resistant necktie of bravery	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Spooky Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08"
8473	upside-down vibrating groovy heat-resistant gloves of the boozehound	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Booze Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08"
8474	adequate very hot lunch	3	good	Last Available: "2015-08"
8475	tolerable asbestos thermos	3	good	Last Available: "2015-08"
8476	moist flattened shaking liquid rhinestones	0		Effect: "Superveiny 9000", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2015-08"
8477	tasty disco biscuit	4	awesome	Last Available: "2015-08"
8478	bad enchanted spirit-forward Quaatorade&trade;	5	decent	Effect: "Proprie Tea", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2015-08"
8479	ghostly avaricious flame-retardant brainy biker's hat	0		Mysticality: +5, Hot Resistance: +1, Meat Drop: +30, Familiar Effect: "atk", Last Available: "2015-08"
8480	cyan lightning-fast Temple Grandin's studded feathered headdress	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Familiar Weight: +7, Initiative: +40, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley", Last Available: "2015-08"
8481	narrow upside-down auspicious sizzling wholesome electrician's hardhat	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Hot Damage: +10, Item Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk", Last Available: "2015-08"
8482	Lava Miner's Daughter	0		Skill: "Asbestos Heart", Last Available: "2015-08"
8483	fuchsia Psycho From The Heat	0		Skill: "Pyromania", Last Available: "2015-08"
8484	tumbling The Firegate Tapes	0		Skill: "Firegate", Last Available: "2015-08"
8485	&quot;DEBBIE&quot; tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8486	shaking one-day ticket to That 70s Volcano	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8487	airplane charter: That 70s Volcano	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-08"
8488	cyan Manual of Numberology	0		Skill: "Calculate the Universe"
8489	New Age hurting crystal	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8490	squat smooth velvet pants of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 2xPotato, cap 12", Last Available: "2015-08"
8491	skewed smooth velvet shirt of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2015-08"
8492	Jeselnik's smooth velvet hat	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Last Available: "2015-08"
8493	lime green smooth velvet pocket square of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08"
8494	smooth velvet socks of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08"
8495	chilly smooth velvet hanky	0		Cold Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08"
8496	squat smelly The One Mood Ring of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08"
8497	bouncing Mr. Choch's bone	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8498	Mr. Cheeng's 'stache	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8499	spinning Saturday Night thermometer	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8500	the tongue of Smimmons	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8501	tumbling Raul's guitar pick	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8502	green Pener's crisps	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8503	signed deuce	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8504	Lavalos core	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8505	half-melted hula girl	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8506	glass ceiling fragments	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8507	distilled huge green SMOOCH coffee cup	1	decent	Last Available: "2015-08"
8508	dry labrador cookie	0		Effect: "Preternatural Greed", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2015-08"
8509	Van der Graaf therapeutic shellacked Mr. Cheeng's spectacles	0		Damage Reduction: 7, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Drops Items, Last Available: "2015-08"
8510	grease cannon of extreme caution of the boozehound	0		Monster Level: -25, Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2015-08"
8511	concentrated lime green demon makeup kit	0		Effect: "Analog Drunk", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2015-08"
8512	stiffened love of the boozehound of Flo-Jo	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Booze Drop: +100, Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2015-08"
8513	gravedigger's wizardly Pener's drumstick of the boozehound	0		Mysticality: +25, Spooky Damage: +10, Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2015-08"
8514	squat double-paned careful deuce cape	0		Monster Level: -10, Cold Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2015-08"
8515	Van der Graaf forbidden brainy Lavalos's shell	0		Mysticality: +5, Spell Damage Percent: +50, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2015-08"
8516	reassuring sinister smooth velvet bra	0		Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2015-08"
8517	Annie Oakley's SMOOCH bracers of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08", Thorns: 1
8518	greasy SMOOCH kneepads	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08", Thorns: 1
8519	jittery wobbly personal trainer's SMOOCH spaulders	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08", Thorns: 1
8520	clever Newton's SMOOCH codpiece	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Maximum MP: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 20", Last Available: "2015-08", Thorns: 1
8521	wobbly steel-toed SMOOCH breastplate	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Last Available: "2015-08", Thorns: 1
8522	superduperheated	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8523	fused fuse	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8524	superheated	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8525	normal snack-sized jittery lava cake	2	good	Last Available: "2015-08"
8526	adequate pink slime	3	good	
8527	Devil's Elbow Hot Sauce	0		
8528	Special&trade; Sauce	0		
8529	tasty devil hair pasta	4	awesome	
8530	tiny spoiled wobbly spagecialetti	1	crappy	
8531	Salsa Libre	0		
8532	good gravy	0		
8533	huge illicit fish sauce	0		
8534	delicious miniature libertagliatelle	2	awesome	
8535	bland turkish mostaccioli	3	decent	
8536	huge decent linguini of the sea	10	good	
8537	double-wet Hersey&trade; SMOOCH	0		Effect: "Incensed", Effect Duration: 60
8539	Alexy sauce	0		
8540	rainbow sauce	0		
8541	drug cocktail sauce	0		
8542	moldy low-calorie Fettris	1	crappy	
8543	moldy half-sized fusillocybin	2	crappy	
8544	normal red prescription noodles	4	good	
8545	altered blood-drive sticker	1	good	
8546	electrified gray bag of grain	0		Effect: "Natural 20", Effect Duration: 38
8547	polymerized non-Vulcanized purple ghostly jittery pocket maze	0		Effect: "New and Improved", Effect Duration: 17
8548	frozen triple-altered shady shades	0		Effect: "No Vertigo", Effect Duration: 15
8549	super-activated squeaky toy rose	0		Effect: "Scavengers Scavenging", Effect Duration: 28
8550	fancy flavorless weird gazelle steak	4	decent	Effect: "Helping Comes Second", Effect Duration: 5
8551	tasty massive sausage without a cause	8	awesome	
8552	modified face paint	0		Effect: "Strength of Ten Ettins", Effect Duration: 69
8553	lousy special emergency margarita	3	decent	Effect: "A Contender", Effect Duration: 50
8554	mediocre irresponsibly strong wobbly vintage smart drink	9	decent	
8555	a ten-percent bonus	0		
8556	Thwaitgold termite statuette	0		
8557	The Emperor's new cookie	0		
8558	tarnished Vulcanized frozen yellow pulsating Wickers bar	0		Effect: "Well-Swabbed Ear", Effect Duration: 36
8559	liquefied tumbling bakelite-covered bacon	0		Effect: "Biologically Shocked", Effect Duration: 53
8560	triple-polymerized aerosolized pulsating Aerheads	0		Effect: "[1342]Slicked-Back Do", Effect Duration: 18
8561	unsweetened liquefied skewed Wrotz	0		Effect: "Spirit Bubble", Effect Duration: 57
8562	corrupted super-aerosolized Gabarbar	0		Effect: "Boo Tea", Effect Duration: 33
8563	diffused fiberglass insulation	0		Effect: "Block-Rockin' Beet", Effect Duration: 23
8564	shrine to the Barrel god	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-09"
8565	bouncing aromatic scandalous MacGyver's barrel lid	0		Maximum MP: +100, Sleaze Damage: +5, Stench Resistance: +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-09"
8566	inspector's asbestos-lined barrel hoop earring of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Hot Resistance: +5, Item Drop: +15, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-09"
8567	stanky experienced bankruptcy barrel of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Experience: +2, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2015-09"
8568	olive tumbling shaking firkin	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8569	normal barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8570	tun	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8571	twirling weathered barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8572	blurry barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8573	wobbly barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8574	moist barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8575	twirling rotting barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8576	mouldering barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8577	barnacled barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8578	weak perfectly mixed bottle of Amontillado	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-09"
8579	spirit-forward bad barrel-aged martini	5	decent	Last Available: "2015-09"
8580	stale special barrel pickle	3	decent	Effect: "Spooky Flavor", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2015-09"
8581	stale upside-down upside-down barrel cracker	4	decent	Last Available: "2015-09"
8582	dried shaking vibrating mushroom	1	good	Last Available: "2015-09"
8583	altered blurry narrow mushroom	1	good	Last Available: "2015-09"
8584	fuchsia jittery arcane researcher's KoL Con 12-gauge	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Last Available: "2015-09"
8585	up-at-dawn Golden Mr. Eh?	0		Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2015-09"
8586	barrel gun of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Last Available: "2015-09"
8587	barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8588	squat barrel beryl	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8589	stale water log	4	decent	Last Available: "2015-09"
8590	Jack Frost's wicked barrelhead	0		Spell Damage: +5, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2015-09"
8591	upside-down bottoms of the barrel of the pedagogue of doom	0		Experience: +3, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2015-09"
8592	rock-hard chest barrel of extreme caution	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Monster Level: -25, Last Available: "2015-09"
8593	bung spigot	0		Equips On: "Lil' Barrel Mimic"
8594	upside-down dance instructor's Socratic double barreled barrel gun	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Last Available: "2015-09"
8595	fireproof flame-retardant steel-toed triple barreled barrel gun	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Hot Resistance: 4, Last Available: "2015-09"
8596	ruddy Rosewater's barrel beryl choker	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2015-09"
8597	lightning-fast crafty barrel beryl nose ring	0		Maximum MP: +10, Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2015-09"
8598	wicked cool barrel beryl ring	0		Moxie: +5, Spell Damage: +5, Last Available: "2015-09"
8599	shaking map to the Biggest Barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8600	potted tea tree	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8601	energized blurry pulsating cuppa Flamibili tea	0		Effect: "Supafly", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2015-09"
8602	dry vacuum-sealed cuppa Yet tea	0		Effect: "Curse of the Black Pearl Onion", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2015-09"
8603	magnetized anodized mirror twirling cuppa Boo tea	0		Effect: "Slimy Hands", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2015-09"
8604	pickled concentrated cuppa Nas tea	0		Effect: "Tingly Wrists", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2015-09"
8605	adjusted cuppa Improprie tea	0		Effect: "Pasta Oneness", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2015-09"
8606	deionized non-dry narrow cuppa Frost tea	0		Effect: "Omphalotus Omnipresence", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2015-09"
8607	quadruple-improved maroon cuppa Toast tea	0		Effect: "Fireproof Lips", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2015-09"
8608	diffused ghostly pulsating cuppa Net tea	0		Effect: "Polka of Plenty", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2015-09"
8609	nitrogenated vacuum-sealed gray cuppa Proprie tea	0		Effect: "Meadulla Oblongota", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2015-09"
8610	galvanized cuppa Morbidi tea	0		Effect: "Sweet and Yellow", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2015-09"
8611	nitrogenated maroon shaking cuppa Chari tea	0		Effect: "Cheered Up", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2015-09"
8612	polymerized purple cuppa Serendipi tea	0		Effect: "Sealed Brain", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2015-09"
8613	non-frozen Vulcanized skewed cuppa Feroci tea	0		Effect: "Healthy Blue Glow", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2015-09"
8614	ionized maroon cuppa Physicali tea	0		Effect: "Chauve-Souris Merde Fou", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2015-09"
8615	chilled ionized cuppa Wit tea	0		Effect: "Gummi-Grin", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2015-09"
8616	alkaline cuppa Neuroplastici tea	0		Effect: "Curiosity of Br'er Tarrypin", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2015-09"
8617	galvanized teal cuppa Dexteri tea	0		Effect: "Mushroom Magicalness", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2015-09"
8618	diffused jittery cuppa Flexibili tea	0		Effect: "Melancholy Burden", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2015-09"
8619	altered modified twirling cuppa Impregnabili tea	0		Effect: "Muscle Unbound", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2015-09"
8620	pressed cuppa Obscuri tea	0		Effect: "Old Time Hydration", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2015-09"
8621	super-alkaline nitrogenated cold-filtered twirling tumbling cuppa Irritabili tea	0		Effect: "You Know When to Walk Away", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2015-09"
8622	triple-improved denatured cuppa Mediocri tea	0		Effect: "Net Tea", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2015-09"
8623	irradiated Vulcanized wet blinking cuppa Loyal tea	0		Effect: "Alacri Tea", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2015-09"
8624	modified twirling cuppa Activi tea	1	decent	Last Available: "2015-09"
8625	altered cuppa Cruel tea	1		Effect: "Curse of the Black Pearl Onion", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2015-09"
8626	ionized altered upside-down wobbly blurry cuppa Alacri tea	0		Effect: "Vitali Tea", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2015-09"
8627	electrified colloidal cuppa Vitali tea	0		Effect: "Full of Wist", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2015-09"
8628	pickled jittery cuppa Mana tea	0		Effect: "Melancholy Burden", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2015-09"
8629	enhanced narrow cuppa Monstrosi tea	0		Effect: "Sensation", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2015-09"
8630	tarnished ionized diffused upside-down cuppa Twen tea	0		Effect: "Video Game Hot Dog", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2015-09"
8631	chilled cuppa Gill tea	0		Effect: "Ancient Protected", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2015-09"
8632	altered moist cuppa Uncertain tea	0		Effect: "Muddled", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2015-09"
8633	cuppa Voraci tea	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8634	cyan cuppa Sobrie tea	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8635	cuppa Royal tea	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8636	double-Vulcanized ghostly cuppa Craft tea	0		Effect: "The Two-Prong Crown", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2015-09"
8637	tarnished cuppa Insani tea	0		Effect: "Discomfited", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2015-09"
8638	jittery teal grievous Royal scepter of extreme caution of horror	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Monster Level: -25, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2015-09", Rollover Effect Duration: 5
8639	gray doghouse	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-10"
8640	jittery Ghost Dog Chow	0		Last Available: "2015-10"
8641	miniature bland bowl of eyeballs	2	decent	Last Available: "2015-10"
8642	normal low-calorie bowl of mummy guts	1	good	Last Available: "2015-10"
8643	bland bowl of maggots	3	decent	Last Available: "2015-10"
8644	drinkable extra-dry blood and blood	5	good	Last Available: "2015-10"
8645	lousy Jack-O-Lantern beer	4	decent	Last Available: "2015-10"
8646	drinkable triple-distilled zombie	7	good	Last Available: "2015-10"
8647	mirror Telltale&trade; rubber heart	0		Last Available: "2015-10"
8648	wind-up spider	0		Last Available: "2015-10"
8649	wobbly plastic nightmare troll	0		Last Available: "2015-10"
8650	blinking tennis ball	0		Last Available: "2015-10"
8651	ribald gravedigger's Temple Grandin's crown	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Spooky Damage: +10, Sleaze Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xGhuol, cap 27"
8652	teal ear poison	0		
8653	pulsating gray stink-penny	0		
8654	ruddy hawk of vim and vigor of the cheetah	0		Maximum HP Percent: 90, Initiative: +60
8655	rotten half-sized hamlet sandwich	2	crappy	
8656	greasy Othello's military jacket	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
8657	narrow twirling sharpshooter's Othello's dagger	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Single Equip
8658	blinking experienced Othello's handkerchief	0		Experience: +2, Single Equip
8659	irradiated blinking squat bowl of Jeal-O	0		Effect: "Lucky Cat Is Lucky", Effect Duration: 57
8660	grip key	0		
8661	How to Play Othello	0		
8662	scorching curative wicked ghostly dagger	0		Spell Damage: +5, Hot Damage: +25, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
8663	practically non-alcoholic perfectly mixed ghost beer	1	EPIC	
8664	forbidden Othello set	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50
8665	rotten tomato	0		
8666	Twelve Night Energy	0		
8667	jittery chilly shellacked Yorick of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Damage Reduction: 7, Cold Damage: +5
8668	upside-down rose	0		
8669	tulip	0		
8670	tulip	0		
8671	bouncing tulip	0		
8672	Walford's bucket	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8673	purple Wal-Mart gift certificate	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8674	jittery airplane charter: The Glaciest	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-11"
8675	one-day ticket to The Glaciest	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8676	alkaline wet shoulder-warming lotion	0		Effect: "Painted-On Bikini", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2015-11"
8677	moldy small twirling iceberg lettuce	2	crappy	Last Available: "2015-11"
8678	practically non-alcoholic bad ice wine	1	decent	Last Available: "2015-11"
8679	ghostly smelly steel-toed Wal-Mart snowglobe of extreme caution	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Monster Level: -25, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2015-11"
8680	foul-smelling personal trainer's Wal-Mart nametag of terror	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Stench Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2015-11"
8681	Temple Grandin's razor-sharp beefcake's Wal-Mart overalls	0		Muscle: +25, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Familiar Weight: +7, Last Available: "2015-11"
8682	jittery blinking To Build an Igloo	0		Skill: "Refusal to Freeze", Last Available: "2015-11"
8683	The Chill of the Wild	0		Skill: "Beardfreeze", Last Available: "2015-11"
8684	Cold Fang	0		Skill: "Frost Bite", Last Available: "2015-11"
8685	Wal-Mart tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8686	perfect ice cube	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8687	twirling The Fun-Guy Cold Weather Bartender's Guide	0		Skill: "Perfect Freeze", Last Available: "2015-11"
8688	shaking jittery dog trainer's bellhop's hat	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, 0.75xBarrr, cap 30", Last Available: "2015-11"
8689	tolerable ghostly ice porter	3	good	Last Available: "2015-11", Wiki Name: "ice porter (drink)"
8690	Vulcanized twirling exotic travel brochure	0		Effect: "Cool Spirit", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2015-11"
8691	bag of foreign bribes	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8692	galvanized polarized yellow shampoo-conditioner	0		Effect: "Faboooo", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2015-11"
8693	blinking shaking hotel minibar key	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8694	ice hotel bell	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8695	Martialest Arts trophy	0		Last Available: "2016-01"
8696	twisted yellow medicinal herbs	1		Last Available: "2016-01"
8697	gigantic moldy bouncing bouncing ice rice	6	crappy	Last Available: "2016-01"
8698	aged practically non-alcoholic fancy iced plum wine	1	awesome	Effect: "Cool, Catlike", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2016-01"
8699	jittery foul-smelling quilted training belt of the sweet-tooth	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Stench Damage: +10, Candy Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-01"
8700	greedy Temple Grandin's hardened training legwarmers	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Familiar Weight: +7, Meat Drop: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-01"
8701	yellow quilted forbidden training helmet of Calamity Jane	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Damage Absorption: +40, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2016-01"
8702	training scroll:  Shattering Punch	0		Skill: "Shattering Punch", Last Available: "2016-01"
8703	blurry training scroll:  Snokebomb	0		Skill: "Snokebomb", Last Available: "2016-01"
8704	training scroll:  Shivering Monkey Technique	0		Skill: "Shivering Monkey Technique", Last Available: "2016-01"
8705	X-32-F snowman crate	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-01"
8706	pulsating machine elf capsule	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-12"
8707	self-dribbling basketball	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Last Available: "2015-12"
8708	altered abstraction: action	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
8709	mixed abstraction: thought	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
8710	modified abstraction: sensation	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
8711	denatured shaking abstraction: purpose	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
8712	mixed squat wobbly squat abstraction: category	1		Effect: "Stuck-Up Hair", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2015-12"
8713	modified red blinking twirling abstraction: perception	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
8714	mixed abstraction: motion	1		Effect: "Frozen Hands", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2015-12"
8715	distilled abstraction: joy	1		Effect: "In Tuna", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2015-12"
8716	modified abstraction: certainty	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
8717	distilled abstraction: comprehension	1		Effect: "Floundering", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2015-12"
8718	modern picture frame	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8719	stale VYKEA meatballs	4	decent	Last Available: "2015-11"
8720	delicious irresponsibly strong VYKEA mead	10	awesome	Last Available: "2015-11"
8721	dry squat VYKEA woadpaint	0		Effect: "Ermine Eyes", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2015-11"
8722	VYKEA frenzy rune	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8723	VYKEA blood rune	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8724	VYKEA lightning rune	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8725	VYKEA plank	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8726	blinking narrow VYKEA rail	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8727	VYKEA bracket	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8728	VYKEA dowel	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8729	pulsating fortified padded VYKEA hex key of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Damage Absorption: 80, Last Available: "2015-11"
8730	VYKEA instructions	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8731	huge decent tin of submardines	8	good	Last Available: "2015-11", Wiki Name: "tin of submardines"
8732	drinkable bottle of norwhiskey	3	good	Last Available: "2015-11"
8733	boiled octolus oculus	1	decent	Last Available: "2015-11"
8734	shaking bouncing perfumed mansplainer's medical-grade sardine can key	0		Monster Level: +15, Stench Resistance: +5, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2015-11"
8735	manspreader's dance instructor's norwhal helmet of bravery	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Monster Level: +10, Spooky Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk", Last Available: "2015-11"
8736	pulsating dog trainer's hale supercool octolus-skin cloak	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Maximum HP: +20, Experience (familiar): +1, Last Available: "2015-11", Rollover Effect Duration: 30
8737	drinkable extra-dry perfect cosmopolitan	5	good	Last Available: "2015-11"
8738	drinkable boozy mirror perfect negroni	5	good	Last Available: "2015-11"
8739	drinkable shaking perfect dark and stormy	4	good	Last Available: "2015-11"
8740	drinkable perfect mimosa	3	good	Last Available: "2015-11"
8741	bad perfect old-fashioned	3	decent	Last Available: "2015-11"
8742	practically non-alcoholic aged blurry perfect paloma	1	awesome	Last Available: "2015-11"
8743	irradiated warmed That 70s Cologne	0		Effect: "Permanent Halloween", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2015-11"
8744	irradiated Wal-Mart &quot;diamond&quot; ring	0		Effect: "Goldentongue", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2015-11"
8745	oxidized polarized liquefied olive Puffstone cigar	0		Effect: "Smelly Pants", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2015-11"
8746	warmed activated cyan Conspiracy&trade; mascara	0		Effect: "Glo-Face", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2015-11"
8747	super-deionized dry upside-down Spring Break Beach &quot;swimsuit&quot;	0		Effect: "Mushroom Magicalness", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2015-11"
8748	upside-down airplane tattoo	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8749	aerosolized flattened Deep Machine Tunnels snowglobe	0		Effect: "Eyes All Black", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2015-12"
8750	pickled electrified lime green tumbling hemp candy necklace	0		Effect: "Turtle Titters", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2015-12"
8751	flattened oxidized ghostly communal gobstopper	0		Effect: "Curse of the Black Pearl Onion", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2015-12"
8752	snack-sized bland bouncing cyan Crimbo salad	2	decent	Last Available: "2015-12"
8753	enchanted bland huge bread line	3	decent	Effect: "Hangdog", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2015-12"
8754	acceptable fancy red shaking bark rootbeer	4	good	Effect: "Amorphous Cheer", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2015-12"
8755	delicious wobbly ale	4	awesome	Last Available: "2015-12"
8756	Fonzie's plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Last Available: "2015-12"
8757	deadly plastic Rudolph the Red	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Last Available: "2015-12"
8758	smartaleck's plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Last Available: "2015-12"
8759	Van der Graaf plastic Crimborgatron	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2015-12"
8760	mirror Jim Carey's plastic Crimbodhisattva	0		Monster Level: +25, Last Available: "2015-12"
8761	bouquet of all-natural free-range flowers	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8762	stack of communist leaflets	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8763	BACON	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
8764	box of Gratitude chocolates	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8765	squat Gratitude chocolate (thyme-filled)	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8766	lousy Gratitude chocolate (bourbon-filled)	4	decent	Last Available: "2016-02"
8767	Gratitude chocolate (Meat-filled)	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8768	wobbly wobbly lime green Gratitude chocolate (octopus-filled)	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8769	gray chocolate bowtie	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8770	ionized pulsating wobbly pitted sheet	0		Effect: "Broberry Brotality", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2015-12"
8771	sparking robo-battery	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8772	overloaded micro-reactor	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8773	squat aromatic reusable shopping bag of wisdom of James Dean	0		Mysticality: +15, Experience (Moxie): +3, Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2015-12"
8775	spinning coarse hemp socks of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-12"
8776	green rosy-cheeked armband	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-12"
8777	bundle of &quot;fragrant&quot; herbs	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8778	nuclear stockpile	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8779	pine cone	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8780	shaking blue iron chain	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8781	inspector's pine cone necklace	0		Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2015-12"
8782	banded reindeer hammer	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Last Available: "2015-12"
8783	hale elf ploughshare	0		Maximum HP: +20, Last Available: "2015-12"
8784	circle drum	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8785	olive The Big Book of Communism	0		Last Available: "2015-12", Skill: "Communism!"
8786	bouncing faded protest sign	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8787	gray faded protest sign	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8788	mirror red nasty-smelling moss	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8789	blurry ghostly book	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8790	huge steel-toed elven tambourine	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Last Available: "2015-12"
8791	educational reindeer sickle	0		Experience: +1, Last Available: "2015-12"
8792	face paint	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-12"
8793	face paint	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-12"
8794	The Big Book of Communism (used)	0		Skill: "Communism!", Last Available: "2015-12"
8795	upside-down Batfellow comic	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-12"
8796	plastic spoiler	0		
8797	bat-oomerang	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8798	blurry bat-jute	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8799	bat-o-mite	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8800	fuchsia ROM of Optimality	0		Skill: "Toggle Optimality"
8801	incriminating evidence	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8802	blue dangerous chemicals	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8803	skewed kidnapped orphan	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8804	high-grade	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8805	high-tensile-strength fibers	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8806	mirror high-grade explosives	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8807	experimental gene therapy	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8808	ultracoagulator	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8809	twirling self-defense training	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8810	fingerprint dusting kit	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8811	wobbly cyan confidence-building hug	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8812	exploding kickball	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8813	teal glob of Bat-Glue	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8814	Bat-Aid&trade; bandage	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8815	bat-bearing	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8816	adequate Kudzu salad	3	good	Last Available: "2016-12"
8817	pickled blinking Mansquito Serum	1		Last Available: "2016-12"
8818	acceptable jittery Miss Graves' vermouth	4	good	Last Available: "2016-12"
8819	special toothsome small The Plumber's mushroom stew	2	awesome	Effect: "Stregngth of the Gnome", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2016-12"
8820	diluted blue spinning spinning The Author's ink	1		Last Available: "2016-02"
8821	lousy bouncing The Mad Liquor	4	decent	Last Available: "2016-12"
8822	bad huge Doc Clock's thyme cocktail	3	decent	Last Available: "2016-12"
8823	flavorless Mr. Burnsger	3	decent	Last Available: "2016-12"
8824	compressed spinning purple wobbly The Inquisitor's unidentifiable object	1		Last Available: "2016-12"
8825	curative veiny arcane researcher's The Jokester's gun	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Maximum HP: +10, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire the Jokester's Gun", Last Available: "2016-12"
8826	shaking dog trainer's Van der Graaf ruddy The Jokester's wig	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Experience (familiar): +1, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Adjust the Jokester's Wig", Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol", Last Available: "2016-12"
8827	jittery prompt double-paned banded The Jokester's pants	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Cold Resistance: +5, Adventures: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Adjust the Jokester's Pants", Last Available: "2016-12"
8828	pickled huge jittery Jokester makeup	0		Effect: "Faboooo", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2016-12"
8829	replica bat-oomerang	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
8830	maroon twirling battoo kit	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
8831	pulsating basking robin	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-12"
8832	domino mask	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8833	magnetized concentrated robin's egg	0		Effect: "Buggy Flavor", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2016-12"
8834	immense decent robin flan	8	good	Last Available: "2016-12"
8835	mediocre robin nog	4	decent	Last Available: "2016-12"
8836	LT&T telegraph office deed	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-02"
8837	plaintive telegram	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8838	skewed exploding gum	0		
8839	root beer barrel	0		
8840	triple-diffused Kudzu slaw	0		Effect: "The Spy Who Loved XP", Effect Duration: 55
8841	activated adjusted squat Mansquito's blood	0		Effect: "No Vertigo", Effect Duration: 42
8842	activated jittery infrablack lipstick	0		Effect: "Morbidi Tea", Effect Duration: 65
8843	anodized blinking cyan can of drain cleaner	0		Effect: "Eldritch Concentration", Effect Duration: 35
8844	pressed colloidal olive The Author's inkwell	0		Effect: "Musky", Effect Duration: 67
8845	polymerized bouncing bag of random words	0		Effect: "Stogied", Effect Duration: 19
8846	magnetized tube of pendulum lube	0		Effect: "Eau de Tortue", Effect Duration: 18
8847	irradiated red-hot jawbreaker	0		Effect: "Tomato Power", Effect Duration: 48
8848	warmed double-unsweetened tumbling question juice	0		Effect: "Quiet 'n' Good", Effect Duration: 23
8849	concentrated boiled tube of villain	0		Effect: "Nano-juiced", Effect Duration: 36
8850	blinking your cowboy boots of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cowboy Kick", Last Available: "2016-02"
8851	inflatable LT&T telegraph office	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8852	nugget of quicksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8853	wobbly jittery nugget of thicksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8854	nugget of wicksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8855	nugget of slicksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8856	green nugget of sicksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8857	nugget of nicksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8858	nugget of ticksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8859	miser's quicksilver ring	0		Meat Drop: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8860	hale Newton's thicksilver ring of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Maximum HP: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8861	zippy wicked wicksilver ring of chilblains	0		Spell Damage: +5, Cold Damage: +25, Initiative: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8862	medical-grade slicksilver ring of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Item Drop: +5, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8863	blinking dance instructor's Socratic sicksilver ring of the glutton	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Food Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8864	reassuring Jim Carey's hardy nicksilver ring	0		Maximum HP: +50, Monster Level: +25, Spooky Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8865	dog trainer's stiffened ticksilver ring	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Experience (familiar): +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8866	twirling coward's wizardly Heimz Fortified Kidney Beans	0		Mysticality: +25, Monster Level: -20, Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2016-02"
8867	blurry nasty sizzling Tesla's Electroplated Beans of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Hot Damage: +10, Stench Damage: +5, Last Available: "2016-02"
8868	gray dog trainer's curative fortified Mixed Garbanzos and Chickpeas	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Experience (familiar): +1, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2016-02"
8869	pulsating padded Hellfire Spicy Beans	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Last Available: "2016-02"
8870	narrow dangerous Frigid Northern Beans	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Last Available: "2016-02"
8871	hardened World's Blackest-Eyed Peas	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Last Available: "2016-02"
8872	greasy Trader Olaf's Exotic Stinkbeans	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2016-02"
8873	Samson's Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Beans	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Last Available: "2016-02"
8874	tumbling ruddy steel-toed boxer's weightlifter's Val-U Brand Every Bean Salad of doom	0		Muscle: +15, Muscle Percent: +10, Damage Reduction: 9, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2016-02"
8875	ghostly prompt ribald steel-toed Shrub's Premium Baked Beans	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Sleaze Damage: +10, Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2016-02"
8876	jumbo flavorless plate of Heimz Fortified Kidney Beans	5	decent	Last Available: "2016-02"
8877	bland tiny plate of Tesla's Electroplated Beans	1	decent	Last Available: "2016-02"
8878	half-sized stale plate of Mixed Garbanzos and Chickpeas	2	decent	Last Available: "2016-02"
8879	low-calorie delicious blurry plate of Hellfire Spicy Beans	1	awesome	Last Available: "2016-02"
8880	adequate enchanted plate of Frigid Northern Beans	4	good	Effect: "Jawin'", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2016-02"
8881	miniature flavorless plate of World's Blackest-Eyed Peas	2	decent	Last Available: "2016-02"
8882	adequate huge plate of Trader Olaf's Exotic Stinkbeans	4	good	Last Available: "2016-02"
8883	spoiled plate of Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Beans	4	crappy	Last Available: "2016-02"
8884	delicious snack-sized plate of Val-U Brand Every Bean Salad	2	awesome	Last Available: "2016-02"
8885	enchanted diet rotten plate of Shrub's Premium Baked Beans	1	crappy	Effect: "Jackasses' Symphony of Destruction", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2016-02"
8886	spinning frightening stanky Fancy Jeff's pocket square	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2016-02"
8887	narrow censurious lard-coated resourceful Daisy's unclean bloomers	0		Maximum MP: +50, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "2xBArrr, 1xGhuol, cap 37", Last Available: "2016-02"
8888	Pecos Dave's sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8889	weightlifter's beefy Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes of incineration	0		Muscle: 25, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley", Last Available: "2016-02"
8890	Glenn's dice	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8891	cyan inspector's auspicious stiffened banded smartaleck's Former Sheriff Dan's tin star	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Damage Absorption: +100, Damage Reduction: 1, Item Drop: 25, Last Available: "2016-02"
8892	El Vibrato restraints	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8893	Clara's bell	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8894	pulsating sinister personal trainer's savvy Granny Hackleton's Gatling gun	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2016-02"
8895	blurry buffalo dime	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8896	squat cow poker	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8897	nitrogenated extra-vacuum-sealed activated poker face paint	0		Effect: "Gunky Dory", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2016-02"
8898	skewed realistic cap gun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8899	spinning tainted milk	1	awesome	Last Available: "2016-02"
8900	pulsating gun parts	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8901	pickled triggerfingerbone	0		Effect: "Tiki Toughness", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2016-02"
8902	double-wet ghost bit	0		Effect: "Ice Packed", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2016-02"
8903	non-galvanized buzzard feather	0		Effect: "Trash-Wrapped", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2016-02"
8904	wet warmed lion musk	0		Effect: "Crying, Dying", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2016-02"
8905	decent bear claw	4	good	Last Available: "2016-02"
8906	colloidal vacuum-sealed altered rattler gland	0		Effect: "Flamingly Floral", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2016-02"
8907	wet mirror half-digested coal	0		Effect: "Worth Your Salt", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2016-02"
8908	triple-modified magnetized tightly-wound spine	0		Effect: "Human-Human Hybrid", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2016-02"
8909	bland shaking rotting beefsteak	3	decent	Last Available: "2016-02"
8910	triple-distilled mediocre firemilk	9	decent	Last Available: "2016-02"
8911	energized bouncing spidercow eye-cluster	0		Effect: "Elvish", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2016-02"
8912	denatured bouncing spinning moomy dust	1		Last Available: "2016-02"
8913	lion tamer's wizardly western-style skinning knife	0		Mysticality: +25, Experience (familiar): +2, Last Available: "2016-02"
8914	reliable sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8915	sinister steel knuckles	0		Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2016-02"
8916	fuchsia Tales of Western Braggadoccio	0		Skill: "Bow-Legged Swagger", Last Available: "2016-02"
8917	upside-down Hell and How I Bent It	0		Skill: "Bend Hell", Last Available: "2016-02"
8918	jittery The Western Look	0		Skill: "Steely-Eyed Squint", Last Available: "2016-02"
8919	LT&T tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8920	Western Slang Vol. 1: Violence	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-02"
8921	Western Slang Vol. 2: Cooking	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-02"
8922	jittery narrow Western Slang Vol. 3: Fraud	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-02"
8923	disc (white)	0		
8924	disc (black)	0		
8925	disc (red)	0		
8926	skewed disc (green)	0		
8927	disc (blue)	0		
8928	disc (yellow)	0		
8929	red-hot knucklebone	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8930	tarnished polymerized demonic cow's blood	0		Effect: "Cute Vision", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2016-02"
8931	blue rinky-dink sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8932	makeshift sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8933	custom sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8934	blurry baconstone-handled sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8935	narrow porquoise-handled sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8936	hamethyst-handled sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8937	mountain lion skin	0		Moxie Percent: +50, Last Available: "2016-02"
8938	upside-down grizzled bearskin	0		Muscle Percent: +50, Last Available: "2016-02"
8939	shaking diamondback skin	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8940	olive coal snakeskin	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8941	frontwinder skin	0		Mysticality Percent: +50, Last Available: "2016-02"
8942	spinning rotting cowskin	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8943	shuddering cow skull	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8944	teal rhinestone cowhorn	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8945	cow skull	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8946	jangly spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8947	quicksilver spurs	0		Initiative: +30, Last Available: "2016-02"
8948	thicksilver spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8949	blurry wicksilver spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8950	slicksilver spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8951	wobbly sicksilver spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8952	purple nicksilver spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8953	fuchsia ticksilver spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8954	special edition Batfellow comic	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-12"
8955	Tales of the West: Cow Punching	0		
8956	Tales of the West: Beanslinging	0		
8957	ghostly Tales of the West: Snake Oiling	0		
8958	briefcase full of snakes	0		
8959	Usain Bolt's one-gallon hat of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Initiative: +80
8960	two-gallon hat of the ox of doom	0		Muscle: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +50
8961	rosewater-soaked dance instructor's three-gallon hat	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Stench Resistance: +3
8962	prompt hale four-gallon hat	0		Maximum HP: +20, Adventures: +3
8963	blurry Lo Pan's educational five-gallon hat	0		Experience: +1, Spell Critical Percent: +30
8964	knitted arcane researcher's six-gallon hat	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Cold Resistance: +3
8965	lime green blinking auspicious supercool seven-gallon hat	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Item Drop: +10
8966	dance instructor's groovy eight-gallon hat	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10
8967	zippy beefy nine-gallon hat	0		Muscle: +10, Initiative: +20
8968	executive electrified ten-gallon hat	0		Meat Drop: +40, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
8969	manspreader's MacGyver's eleven-gallon hat	0		Maximum MP: +100, Monster Level: +10
8970	olive toy sixgun	0		
8971	snake oil	0		
8972	boiled skin oil	0		Effect: "Armor-Plated", Effect Duration: 58
8973	galvanized irradiated twirling unusual oil	0		Effect: "Berry Elemental", Effect Duration: 40
8974	dry eldritch oil	0		Effect: "Speed of the Internet", Effect Duration: 63
8975	lime green exclusive club	0		
8976	corrupted galvanized patent preventative tonic	0		Effect: "Newt Gets In Your Eyes", Effect Duration: 58
8977	quadruple-quantum activated patent invisibility tonic	0		Effect: "Witch Breaded", Effect Duration: 39
8978	double-adjusted boiled patent aggression tonic	0		Effect: "It Didn't Kill You", Effect Duration: 62
8979	aerosolized patent sallowness tonic	0		Effect: "Crimbo Flavor", Effect Duration: 25
8980	extra-dry double-dry patent avarice tonic	0		Effect: "Nightlit", Effect Duration: 57
8981	improved colloidal skewed patent alacrity tonic	0		Effect: "Hagg-ard", Effect Duration: 37
8982	non-tarnished extra-ionized quadruple-pickled corrupted marrow	0		Effect: "Cold Hard Skin", Effect Duration: 35
8983	smooth weak rodeo whiskey	2	awesome	
8984	narrow Thwaitgold scorpion statuette	0		
8985	arcane researcher's real cowboy hat	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10
8986	Memories of Cow Punching	0		Free Pull
8987	skewed Memories of Beanslinging	0		Free Pull
8988	bouncing Memories of Snake Oiling	0		Free Pull
8989	Witchess Set	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-03"
8990	bouncing electronic Brain Trainer game	0		Skill: "Brain Games"
8991	do-it-yourself laser eye surgery kit	0		Skill: "20/20 Vision"
8992	dehydrated upside-down armored prawn	1		Last Available: "2016-03"
8993	decent jumping horseradish	4	good	Last Available: "2016-03"
8994	watered-down tolerable Sacramento wine	2	good	Last Available: "2016-03"
8995	pressed ionized cold-filtered Greek fire	0		Effect: "Bread-Lined", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2016-03"
8996	gray nasty sizzling padded smooth ox-head shield of Tarzan	0		Moxie: +15, Experience (Muscle): +3, Damage Absorption: +20, Hot Damage: +10, Stench Damage: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-03"
8997	friendly manspreader's hardened arcane researcher's dented scepter of the boozehound	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Damage Reduction: 3, Monster Level: +10, Familiar Weight: +3, Booze Drop: +100, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-03"
8998	pulsating chilly crafty padded very pointy crown of the brute of horror	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Damage Absorption: +20, Maximum MP: +10, Cold Damage: +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xGhuol", Last Available: "2016-03"
8999	upside-down healthy wholesome battle broom of the dark arts of the storm of the scaredy-cat	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Maximum HP Percent: 30, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Monster Level: -15, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-03"
9000	skewed Clan Floundry	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-04"
9001	aromatic greasy curative Rosewater's carpe	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +1, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-04"
9002	stanky Van der Graaf ruddy fortified codpiece	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Stench Spell Damage: +25, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-04"
9003	shaking yellow healthy Da Vinci's educational smartaleck's troutsers	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Experience: +1, Experience (Mysticality): +5, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 0.5xPotato", Last Available: "2016-04"
9004	up-at-dawn gravedigger's electrified bass clarinet of the glutton	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Food Drop: +100, Adventures: +5, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-04"
9005	stanky Tesla resourceful wizardly fish hatchet	0		Mysticality: +25, Maximum MP: +50, Stench Spell Damage: +25, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-04"
9006	flame-retardant Lo Pan's slick tunac of the storm	0		Moxie: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Hot Resistance: +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-04"
9007	fishin' pole	0		Last Available: "2016-04"
9008	nitrogenated adjusted tumbling wriggling worm	0		Effect: "Abyssal Tears", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2016-04"
9009	drinkable huge bottle of Fishhead 900-Day IPA	3	good	Last Available: "2016-04"
9010	non-chilled polarized high-test fishing line	0		Effect: "Je Ne Sais Porquoise", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2016-04"
9011	frosty fishin' hat	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2016-04"
9012	Trout Fishing in Loathing	0		Skill: "Astute Angler", Last Available: "2016-04"
9013	gray stanky sonar fishfinder	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2016-04"
9014	skewed blurry luxury fly-tying workbench	0		Fishing Skill: +10, Last Available: "2016-04"
9015	tacklebox	0		Fishing Skill: +5, Last Available: "2016-04"
9016	pulsating disconnected intergnat	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-05"
9017	viral video	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9018	internet point	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9019	spinning meme generator	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9020	plus one	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9021	adequate special gallon of milk	3	good	Effect: "Deadly Lampblade", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2016-05"
9022	blurry print screen button	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9023	screencapped monster	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9024	daily dungeon malware	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9025	infinite BACON machine	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9026	shaking green First Post shirt package	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9027	careful grievous First Post shirt - Cir Senam of doom	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Monster Level: -10, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2016-05"
9028	high-speed upgrade	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2016-05"
9029	wobbly twirling no spoon	0		
9030	big bland bouncing star salad	5	decent	
9031	skewed Thwaitgold moth statuette	0		
9032	delicious bowl of Tastee-Wheet&trade;	3	awesome	
9033	mirror lime green spinning Source terminal	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-06"
9034	lime green Source essence	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9035	thick adequate jittery browser cookie	5	good	Last Available: "2016-06"
9036	artisanal hacked gibson	3	super EPIC	Last Available: "2016-06"
9037	shaking groovy Source shades	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Last Available: "2016-06"
9038	wobbly blue blurry software bug	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9039	missing semicolon	0		Familiar Weight: +11
9040	mirror Source terminal PRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9041	Source terminal GRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9042	blue Source terminal SPAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9043	Source terminal CRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9044	squat Source terminal DRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9045	Source terminal TRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9046	blurry purple Source terminal INGRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9047	Source terminal DIAGRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9048	Source terminal ASHRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9049	huge upside-down Source terminal SCRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9050	green blinking Source terminal TRIGRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9051	Source terminal file: substats.enh	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9052	Source terminal file: damage.enh	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9053	Source terminal file: critical.enh	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9054	blurry Source terminal file: protect.enq	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9055	pulsating Source terminal file: stats.enq	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9056	Source terminal file: compress.edu	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9057	Source terminal file: duplicate.edu	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9058	fuchsia Source terminal file: portscan.edu	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9059	mirror Source terminal file: turbo.edu	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9060	Source terminal file: familiar.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9061	Source terminal file: pram.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9062	spinning Source terminal file: gram.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9063	Source terminal file: spam.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9064	twirling Source terminal file: cram.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9065	Source terminal file: dram.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9066	Source terminal file: tram.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9067	skewed pill	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9068	ribald coward's medical-grade hardened plastic detective badge	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Monster Level: -20, Sleaze Damage: +10, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2016-07"
9069	twirling knitted therapeutic dance instructor's bronze detective badge of terror	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +3, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2016-07"
9070	blurry Van der Graaf resourceful hardy detective badge of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Maximum HP: +50, Maximum MP: +50, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2016-07"
9071	dog trainer's MacGyver's detective badge of doom of the businessman	0		Maximum MP: +100, Experience (familiar): +1, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2016-07"
9072	huge cop dollar	0		Last Available: "2016-07"
9073	detective school application	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-07"
9074	Newton's slick detective roscoe of terror	0		Moxie: +10, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2016-07"
9075	tarnished improved non-liquefied shoe gum	0		Effect: "Pisces Rising", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2016-07"
9076	lightning-fast wool smelly noir fedora	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +1, Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2016-07"
9077	hale stiffened trench coat of the sweet-tooth	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Maximum HP: +20, Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2016-07"
9078	artisanal Falcon&trade; Maltese Liquor	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2016-07"
9079	big normal skewed hardboiled egg	5	good	Last Available: "2016-07"
9080	detective tattoo	0		Last Available: "2016-07"
9081	DIY protonic accelerator kit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-08"
9082	shaking Da Vinci's wizardly protonic accelerator pack of the bloodbag of Calamity Jane of Leguizamo of extreme caution	0		Mysticality: +25, Experience (Mysticality): +5, Maximum HP: +100, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Monster Level: -5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Shoot Ghost", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Trap Ghost", Last Available: "2016-08"
9083	gray almost-dead walkie-talkie	0		Last Available: "2016-08"
9084	skewed toasty Adventurer bobblehead	0		Hot Damage: +5, Last Available: "2016-11"
9085	psychokinetic energy blob	0		Last Available: "2016-08"
9086	narrow sage bindle of courage	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2016-08"
9087	fleshy lump of Calamity Jane of Flo-Jo	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2016-08"
9088	beefcake's strapping smoldering bagel punch	0		Muscle: 30, Last Available: "2016-08"
9089	greedy sage ghostly reins	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Meat Drop: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-08"
9090	stanky derringer	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2016-08"
9091	jittery supercharged Mr. Screege's spectacles	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Single Equip, Drops Meat, Last Available: "2016-08"
9092	olive double-paned Socratic Spookyraven signet of terror	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-08"
9093	careful tie-dyed fannypack of the sewer	0		Monster Level: -10, Stench Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-08"
9094	skewed mirror vibrating Newton's burnt snowpants	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "1.5xPotato, cap 25", Last Available: "2016-08"
9095	occult standards and practices guide	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Censorious Lecture", Last Available: "2016-08"
9096	yellow scandalous friendly supercharged Carpathian longsword	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Familiar Weight: +3, Sleaze Damage: +5, Last Available: "2016-08"
9097	blinking sizzling Rosewater's Liam's mail of terror	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Hot Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2016-08"
9098	twirling double-paned electrified smartaleck's Unfortunato's foolscap	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Cold Resistance: +5, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2016-08"
9099	blurry Thwaitgold cockroach statuette	0		
9100	upside-down rad	0		
9101	purification tablet	0		
9102	squat hardened Wrist-Boy	0		Damage Reduction: 3
9103	upside-down Dear Past Self Package	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-09"
9104	Time-Spinner	0		Last Available: "2016-09"
9105	compounded experience	0		Last Available: "2016-09"
9106	Rad-B-Gone (1 lb.)	0		
9107	flattened magnetized wobbly gray Rad-Pro (1 oz.)	0		Effect: "Mer-kindliness", Effect Duration: 60
9108	lead umbrella	0		
9109	aerosolized liquefied twirling Shrieking Weasel holo-record	0		Effect: "Here to Kick Ass", Effect Duration: 15
9110	modified concentrated Power-Guy 2000 holo-record	0		Effect: "Witch's Brood", Effect Duration: 34
9111	activated alkaline Lucky Strikes holo-record	0		Effect: "One Very Clear Eye", Effect Duration: 54
9112	polymerized non-wet EMD holo-record	0		Effect: "High Blood Chocolate Content", Effect Duration: 15
9113	quantum Superdrifter holo-record	0		Effect: "It Tickles!  It Tickles!", Effect Duration: 20
9114	magnetized liquefied cyan The Pigs holo-record	0		Effect: "Pretending to Pretend", Effect Duration: 32
9115	concentrated double-Vulcanized spinning Drunk Uncles holo-record	0		Effect: "Trufflin'", Effect Duration: 18
9116	pulsating time residue	0		Last Available: "2016-09"
9117	repaid diaper of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25
9118	Riker's Search History	0		Last Available: "2016-09"
9119	tolerable Shot of Kardashian Gin	4	good	Last Available: "2016-09"
9120	blinking double-paned Unstable Pointy Ears	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-09"
9121	ghostly Memory Disk, Alpha	0		Last Available: "2016-09"
9122	huge Tea, Earl Grey, Hot	1	decent	Last Available: "2016-09"
9123	School of Hard Knocks Diploma	0		
9124	pulsating baby bark scorpion	0		
9125	maroon droppable microphone	0		
9126	bad teal unidentified drink	3	decent	
9127	skewed MacGyver's KoL Con 13 T-shirt of the empath	0		Maximum MP: +100, Familiar Weight: +5
9128	Annie Oakley's rosy-cheeked discarded swimming trunks of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Critical Hit Percent: +20
9129	tarnished warmed diluted makeup	0		Effect: "Transcendental Wind", Effect Duration: 17
9130	double-Vulcanized chilled charisma potion	0		Effect: "Sweet Incentive", Effect Duration: 35
9131	extremely confusing manual	0		
9132	mirror Socratic smartaleck's pistol	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Experience (Mysticality): +1
9133	KoL Con 13 snowglobe	0		Drops Items, Last Available: "2016-10"
9134	stale leftover pasty	3	decent	
9135	perfectly mixed very whiskey	3	EPIC	
9136	li'l orphan tot	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-10"
9137	cyan bouncing li'l knight costume	0		All Attributes: +15, Last Available: "2016-10"
9138	green li'l unicorn costume	0		Adventures: +5, PvP Fights: +5, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9139	li'l candy corn costume	0		All Resistance: +5, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9140	li'l ninja costume	0		Item Drop: +150, Lasts Until Rollover, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9141	li'l pirate costume	0		Meat Drop: +300, Lasts Until Rollover, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9142	li'l clown costume	0		Experience: +15, Lasts Until Rollover, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9143	li'l robot costume	0		Experience: +10, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9144	shaking li'l eyeball costume	0		Combat Rate: -10, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9145	li'l liberty costume	0		Item Drop: +100, Meat Drop: +200, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9146	concentrated non-electrified flattened tumbling hoarded candy wad	0		Effect: "Stop the Presses!", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2016-10"
9147	polarized Prunets	0		Effect: "Superioreo", Effect Duration: 47
9148	red Twitching Television Tattoo	0		
9149	baby scorpion	0		Familiar Weight: +10
9150	unsweetened invisible string	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Effect: "Mistified", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2016-10"
9151	extra-liquefied polarized invisible seam ripper	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Effect: "Spiky Frozen Hair", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2016-10"
9152	li'l ghost costume	0		Initiative: +100, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9153	decent raw sweet potato	4	good	Last Available: "2016-11"
9154	adequate gray raw beans	3	good	Last Available: "2016-11"
9155	normal olive raw stuffing	3	good	Last Available: "2016-11"
9156	rotten red raw cranberry sauce	4	crappy	Last Available: "2016-11"
9157	tiny moldy raw turkey	1	crappy	Last Available: "2016-11"
9158	half-sized flavorless raw mincemeat	2	decent	Last Available: "2016-11"
9159	thick yummy raw potato	5	awesome	Last Available: "2016-11"
9160	tiny flavorless raw gravy	1	decent	Last Available: "2016-11"
9161	low-calorie rotten raw bread	1	crappy	Last Available: "2016-11"
9162	Temple Grandin's mini-marshmallow dispenser of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Familiar Weight: +7, Last Available: "2016-11"
9163	chaotic slick cool glass casserole dish	0		Moxie: 15, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Last Available: "2016-11"
9164	stuffing fluffer	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9165	tumbling scorching educational can opener	0		Experience: +1, Hot Damage: +25, Last Available: "2016-11"
9166	compressed turkey blaster	1		Effect: "Super-Mega-Ultra-Hyper-Charged", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2016-11"
9167	padded Herculean glass pie plate	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Damage Absorption: +20, Last Available: "2016-11"
9168	mirror twirling experienced potato masher of the brazier	0		Experience: +2, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2016-11"
9169	gravy boat	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9170	bread mold	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9171	bland sweet potatoes	3	decent	Last Available: "2016-11"
9172	small stale squat bean casserole	2	decent	Last Available: "2016-11"
9173	decent blinking baked stuffing	4	good	Last Available: "2016-11"
9174	spoiled cranberry cylinder	3	crappy	Last Available: "2016-11"
9175	moldy snack-sized spinning thanksgiving turkey	2	crappy	Last Available: "2016-11"
9176	spoiled half-sized fuchsia mince pie	2	crappy	Last Available: "2016-11"
9177	decent mashed potatoes	4	good	Last Available: "2016-11"
9178	moldy diet warm gravy	1	crappy	Last Available: "2016-11"
9179	moldy wobbly bread roll	4	crappy	Last Available: "2016-11"
9180	huge rotten leftovers	9	crappy	Last Available: "2016-11"
9181	stale fancy blinking purple leftovers sandwich	4	decent	Effect: "Thought", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2016-11"
9182	blurry Eldritch Intellect: Journey into a Mind of Horror	0		Skill: "Eldritch Intellect"
9183	cornucopia	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9184	blinking megacopia	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9185	blurry pilgrim hat	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9186	blue twirling packet of thanksgarden seeds	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9187	cashew	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9188	tumbling bomb of unknown origin	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9189	ghostly Granny Tood's Thanksgarden Catalog	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-11"
9190	jittery eldritch effluvium	0		
9191	Vulcanized altered narrow eldritch concentrate	0		Effect: "Fudge Headache", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2016-11"
9192	drinkable eldritch extract	4	good	Last Available: "2016-11"
9193	banded Rosewater's Official Council Aide Pin	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Damage Absorption: +100, Last Available: "2016-11"
9194	aged practically non-alcoholic eldritch distillate	1	awesome	Last Available: "2016-11"
9195	altered pulsating spinning eldritch essence	1		Last Available: "2016-11"
9196	forbidden Science Notebook	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50
9197	zippy deadly eldritch hat of the scaredy-cat	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Monster Level: -15, Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2016-11"
9198	Sherlock's Tesla eldritch pants of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Item Drop: +25, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2016-11"
9199	fancy acceptable huge eldritch elixir	4	good	Effect: "Frisky Spirit", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2016-11"
9200	mirror lion tamer's Quartet of Flare Masters Jacket of the boozehound	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2016-11", Rollover Effect Duration: 1
9201	upside-down lump of not really wriggling eldritch matter	0		
9202	Adventurer's Kit	0		
9203	blue Build-a-City Gingerbread kit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-12"
9204	tumbling counterfeit city	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9205	bouncing sprinkles	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9206	ghostly The Gingerbread Vigilante's Handbook	0		Skill: "Licorice Rope", Last Available: "2016-12"
9207	red auspicious ball and chain	0		Item Drop: +10, Sprinkle Drop: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9208	candy dog collar	0		Sprinkle Drop: +25, Last Available: "2016-12"
9209	avaricious gingerbread tophat	0		Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2016-12"
9210	upside-down toasty gingerbread waistcoat	0		Hot Damage: +5, Last Available: "2016-12"
9211	quilted gingerbread trousers	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Last Available: "2016-12"
9212	red skewed auspicious Oprah's banded candy dress shoes	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Item Drop: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9213	ghostly ribald gravedigger's hardy candy necktie	0		Maximum HP: +50, Spooky Damage: +10, Sleaze Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9214	upside-down ghostly Usain Bolt's asbestos-lined stylish chocolate pocketwatch	0		Moxie: +25, Hot Resistance: +5, Initiative: +80, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9215	teal broken chocolate pocketwatch	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9216	skewed jittery interesting clod of dirt	0		
9217	gingerbread restraining order	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9218	sprinkle-begging cup	0		Sprinkle Drop: +50, Last Available: "2016-12"
9219	adequate massive tumbling animal part cracker	7	good	Last Available: "2016-12"
9220	delicious watered-down red ghostly gingerbread wine	2	awesome	Last Available: "2016-12"
9221	moldy gingerbread mug	3	crappy	Last Available: "2016-12"
9222	mirror gingerbread mask of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Last Available: "2016-12"
9223	stanky manspreader's gingerservo of the overflowing toilet	0		Monster Level: +10, Stench Spell Damage: 75, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9224	ionized blurry skewed tainted icing	0		Effect: "Broberry Brotality", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2016-12"
9225	green perfumed gingerbeard	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9226	lime green gingerbread smartphone	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9227	Samson's beefcake's gingerbread hoodie	0		Muscle: +25, Experience (Muscle): +5, Sprinkle Drop: +15, Last Available: "2016-12"
9228	lion tamer's forbidden gingerbread pistol	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Experience (familiar): +2, Last Available: "2016-12"
9229	squat vibrating veiny marzipan briefcase	0		Maximum HP: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-12"
9230	grievous creme brulee torch	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-12"
9231	fuchsia extremely unsafe candy crowbar	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-12"
9232	beefcake's candy screwdriver of the scaredy-cat	0		Muscle: +25, Monster Level: -15, Last Available: "2016-12"
9233	gingerbread dog treat	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9234	chilly pumpkin spice candle	0		Cold Damage: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-12"
9235	denatured teal gingerbread spice latte	0		Effect: "Sugary World View", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2016-12"
9236	mansplainer's gingerbread gavel of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Monster Level: +15, Last Available: "2016-12"
9237	gingerbread cigarette	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9238	gingerbread moneybag	0		Sprinkle Drop: +25, Last Available: "2016-12"
9239	mediocre ginger beer	3	decent	Last Available: "2016-12"
9240	spare chocolate parts	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9241	irradiated narrow industrial frosting	0		Effect: "Once Bitten Twice Fried", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2016-12"
9242	denatured shaking skewed purple fake cocktail	0		Effect: "Helvella Health", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2016-12"
9243	drinkable high-end ginger wine	3	good	Last Available: "2016-12"
9244	Lo Pan's plastic bad vibe	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Last Available: "2016-12"
9245	wobbly scorching plastic angry vikings	0		Hot Damage: +25, Last Available: "2016-12"
9246	Annie Oakley's plastic Knows About Chakras	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Last Available: "2016-12"
9247	slick plastic Your Brain	0		Moxie: +10, Last Available: "2016-12"
9248	manspreader's plastic Krampus	0		Monster Level: +10, Last Available: "2016-12"
9249	double-cold-filtered ghostly Inner Wisdom	0		Effect: "The Q Is Talking To You", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2016-12"
9250	improved Inner Strength	0		Effect: "Unusual Fashion Sense", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2016-12"
9251	wet Inner Truth	0		Effect: "A Contender", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2016-12"
9252	moldy half-sized spiritual candy cane	2	crappy	Last Available: "2016-12"
9253	perfectly mixed practically non-alcoholic spiritual eggnog	1	super EPIC	Last Available: "2016-12"
9254	rotten fancy half-sized spiritual fruitcake	2	crappy	Effect: "Glittering Eyelashes", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2016-12"
9255	miniature spoiled spinning spiritual gingerbread	2	crappy	Last Available: "2016-12"
9256	chocolate puppy	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9257	pulsating chocolate leash	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Last Available: "2016-12"
9258	My Life of Crime, a Memoir	0		Skill: "Gingerbread Mob Hit", Last Available: "2016-12"
9259	maroon Pop Art: a Guide	0		Skill: "Fifteen Minutes of Flame", Last Available: "2016-12"
9260	No Hats as Art	0		Skill: "Ceci N'Est Pas Un Chapeau", Last Available: "2016-12"
9261	Rethinking Candy	0		Skill: "Sweet Synthesis", Last Available: "2016-12"
9262	upside-down fruit-leather negatives	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9263	gingerbread blackmail photos	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9264	upside-down briefcase full of sprinkles	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9265	wobbly teethpick	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9266	wet non-diffused red mirror rock candy	0		Effect: "Marinated", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2016-12"
9267	low-calorie spoiled purple green-iced sweet roll	1	crappy	Last Available: "2016-12"
9268	sugar raygun	0		Sprinkle Drop: +50, Last Available: "2016-12"
9269	chocolate sculpture	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9270	narrow no hat	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-12"
9271	skewed chakra sludge	0		
9272	red negative lump	0		
9273	foul-smelling slick Third Eye	0		Moxie: +10, Stench Damage: +10, Last Available: "2016-12"
9274	prompt careful Krampus Horn	0		Monster Level: -10, Adventures: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9275	stale hambrosier	3	decent	Last Available: "2016-12"
9276	bad chakra-mental wine	3	decent	Last Available: "2016-12"
9277	energized diffused mirror chakra malt	0		Effect: "stats.enq", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2016-12"
9278	adequate snack-sized twirling Black Angus blackburger	2	good	Last Available: "2016-12"
9279	aged triple-distilled red brandy	6	awesome	Last Available: "2016-12"
9280	dry improved activated potion of spiritual gunkifying	0		Effect: "Fiery Spirit", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2016-12"
9281	gray Annie Oakley's wizardly bad vibroknife	0		Mysticality: +25, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Last Available: "2016-12"
9282	bouncing dog trainer's crystal belt buckle of Flo-Jo	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2016-12"
9283	fortified padded saffron antaravasaka	0		Damage Absorption: 80, Last Available: "2016-12"
9284	upside-down twirling Annie Oakley's saffron uttarasanga of mayonnaise	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2016-12"
9285	green Lump-Stacking for Beginners	0		Skill: "Stack Lumps", Last Available: "2016-12"
9286	wobbly eternal knot tattoo	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9287	pet bad vibe	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9288	gallstone	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2016-12"
9289	arcane researcher's Newton's Rosewater's Uncle Crimbo's hat	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Last Available: "2016-12", Rollover Effect Duration: 100
9290	normal Eldritch snap	3	good	Last Available: "2017-01"
9291	modified yellow tumbling hot jelly	1		Last Available: "2017-01"
9292	boiled purple mirror jelly	1		Last Available: "2017-01"
9293	pickled mirror wobbly jelly	1		Last Available: "2017-01"
9294	pickled sleaze jelly	1		Last Available: "2017-01"
9295	modified stench jelly	1		Last Available: "2017-01"
9296	space planula	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-01"
9297	rotten small toast with hot jelly	2	crappy	Last Available: "2017-01"
9298	stale toast with jelly	4	decent	Last Available: "2017-01"
9299	flavorless toast with jelly	3	decent	Last Available: "2017-01"
9300	tasty toast with sleaze jelly	4	awesome	Last Available: "2017-01"
9301	adequate toast with stench jelly	3	good	Last Available: "2017-01"
9302	twirling space jellybicycle	0		Familiar Weight: +5
9303	skewed hopeful candle	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-01"
9304	pewter candlestick	0		Familiar Weight: +10
9305	resourceful extremely unsafe wax hand	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Maximum MP: +50, Last Available: "2017-01"
9306	yellow nasty rosy-cheeked candle	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Stench Damage: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-01"
9307	stale big mirror fuchsia wax pancake	5	decent	Last Available: "2017-01"
9308	Newton's wax face of the scaredy-cat	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Monster Level: -15, Last Available: "2017-01"
9309	drinkable shaking wax booze	3	good	Last Available: "2017-01"
9310	gray glob of melted wax	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
9311	vaporized gray sea jelly	1		Effect: "Spirit Bubble", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2017-01"
9312	rotten sea truffle	4	crappy	Last Available: "2017-01"
9313	twirling tarnished luggage key	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
9314	mirror crushed steamer trunk	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
9315	narrow pulsating horrifying recovered cufflinks	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-01"
9316	heart-shaped crate	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-02"
9317	diffused LOV Elixir #3	0		Effect: "Brawnee's Anthem of Absorption", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2017-02"
9318	modified improved pressed LOV Elixir #6	0		Effect: "Squatting and Thrusting", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2017-02"
9319	extra-chilled blurry LOV Elixir #9	0		Effect: "Locks Like the Raven", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2017-02"
9320	flame-retardant frosty dangerous LOV Eardigan	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-02"
9321	lime green friendly LOV Epaulettes of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Familiar Weight: +3, Item Drop: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-02"
9322	lard-coated energetic Samson's LOV Earrings	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-02"
9323	LOV Enamorang	0		Last Available: "2017-02"
9324	LOV Emotionizer	0		Last Available: "2017-02"
9325	bouncing blurry LOV Extraterrestrial Chocolate	0		Last Available: "2017-02"
9326	pickled mirror bouncing LOV Echinacea Bouquet	1		Effect: "Graham Crackling", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2017-02"
9327	hale LOV Elephant	0		Maximum HP: +20, Last Available: "2017-02"
9328	skewed twirling Jeselnik's eldritch scanner	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Last Available: "2017-02"
9329	activated deionized yellow eldritch alignment spray	0		Effect: "Dweeby", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2017-02"
9330	LOV Entrance Pass	0		Last Available: "2017-02"
9331	blinking sharpshooter's electrified eldritch hammer of the businessman	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Meat Drop: +50, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2017-01"
9332	snack-sized moldy bouncing eldritch mushroom	2	crappy	Last Available: "2017-03"
9333	narrow eldritch ichor	0		
9334	enchanted miniature spoiled eldritch mushroom pizza	2	crappy	Effect: "Mer-kindliness", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2017-03"
9335	shaking eldritch tincture	0		Skill: "Evoke Eldritch Horror", Last Available: "2017-02"
9336	blurry eldritch tincture (depleted)	0		Skill: "Evoke Eldritch Horror", Last Available: "2017-02"
9337	boiled extra-vacuum-sealed jittery eldritch rub	0		Effect: "You Drank Fish Wine", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2017-02"
9338	narrow wobbly HP-35 Calculator	0		
9339	Silver HP-35 Calculator	0		
9340	Golden HP-35 Calculator	0		
9341	blue Platinum HP-35 Calculator	0		
9342	squat Diamond HP-35 Calculator	0		
9343	bottlecap	0		
9344	discarded button	0		
9345	fuchsia Gummi-Memory	0		
9346	Thwaitgold amoeba statuette	0		
9347	purple pickled grasshopper	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9348	squat bottle of an&iacute;s	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9349	squat bottle of novelty hot sauce	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9350	mirror elemental sugarcube	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9351	peppermint sprig	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9352	bouncing bottle of clam juice	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9353	wobbly green cocktail mushroom	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9354	shot of granola liqueur	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9355	can of cherry-flavored sterno	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9356	lump of ichor	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9357	bottle of gregnadigne	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9358	bottle of Cr&egrave;me de Fugu	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9359	baby oil shooter	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9360	fish head	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9361	limepatch	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9362	spinning skewed olive pile of dirt	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9363	slime shooter	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9364	imaginary lemon	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9365	hand-crafted teal literal grasshopper	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9366	lousy enchanted double entendre	3	decent	Effect: "Optimist Primal", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2017-03"
9367	fancy acceptable fortified Phlegethon	5	good	Effect: "Wintry Breath", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2017-03"
9368	lousy Siberian sunrise	4	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9369	bad fuchsia mentholated wine	4	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9370	practically non-alcoholic mediocre low tide martini	1	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9371	lousy narrow shroomtini	3	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9372	lousy special morning dew	3	decent	Effect: "Stop the Presses!", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2017-03"
9373	mediocre whiskey squeeze	3	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9374	delicious great fashioned	4	awesome	Last Available: "2017-03"
9375	hand-crafted Gnomish sagngria	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9376	mediocre practically non-alcoholic vodka stinger	1	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9377	drinkable mirror extremely slippery nipple	3	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9378	weak hand-crafted piscatini	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9379	special bad skewed Churchill	3	decent	Effect: "Yuletide Sappiness", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2017-03"
9380	bad watered-down soilzerac	2	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9381	lousy jittery London frog	3	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9382	acceptable nothingtini	3	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9383	mediocre boozy eighth plague	5	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9384	high-proof hand-crafted narrow single entendre	8	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9385	tolerable reverse Tantalus	4	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9386	boozy enchanted bad elemental caipiroska	5	decent	Effect: "Hombre Muerto Caminando", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2017-03"
9387	practically non-alcoholic smooth skewed Feliz Navidad	1	awesome	Last Available: "2017-03"
9388	tolerable special weak Bloody Nora	2	good	Effect: "Big Meat Big Prizes", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2017-03"
9389	smooth triple-distilled moreltini	8	awesome	Last Available: "2017-03"
9390	drinkable hell in a bucket	4	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9391	irresponsibly strong smooth twirling Newark	7	awesome	Last Available: "2017-03"
9392	hand-crafted narrow R'lyeh	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9393	hand-crafted Gnollish sangria	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9394	practically non-alcoholic delicious vodka barracuda	1	awesome	Last Available: "2017-03"
9395	bad narrow mirror Mysterious Island iced tea	4	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9396	weak smooth twirling shaking drive-by shooting	2	awesome	Last Available: "2017-03"
9397	aged watered-down gunner's daughter	2	awesome	Last Available: "2017-03"
9398	tolerable weak dirt julep	2	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9399	mediocre Simepore slime	3	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9400	aged triple-distilled Phil Collins	9	awesome	Last Available: "2017-03"
9401	unpowered Robortender	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-03"
9402	pulsating toggle switch (Bartend)	0		Familiar Weight: +5
9403	teal toggle switch (Bounce)	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Equips On: "Robortender"
9404	teal shaking Spacegate access badge	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-04"
9405	filter helmet	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9406	exo-servo leg braces	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9407	ghostly spinning rad cloak	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9408	shaking gate transceiver	0		Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9409	blinking high-friction boots	0		Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9410	skewed Spacegate Research	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9411	alien rock sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9412	alien gemstone	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9413	geological sample kit	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9414	botanical sample kit	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9415	tiny spoiled ghostly edible alien plant bit	1	crappy	Last Available: "2017-04"
9416	maroon alien plant fibers	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9417	alien plant sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9418	complex alien plant sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9419	skewed ghostly fascinating alien plant sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9420	diluted alien plant goo	1		Last Available: "2017-04"
9421	ghostly alien plant pod	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9422	yellow zoological sample kit	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9423	stale wobbly alien meat	3	decent	Last Available: "2017-04"
9424	alien toenails	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9425	alien zoological sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9426	complex alien zoological sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9427	fascinating alien zoological sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9428	pickled alien animal goo	1		Last Available: "2017-04"
9429	jittery alien animal milk	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9430	spant egg casing	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9431	murderbot data core	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9432	altered flattened pulsating alien medicine	0		Effect: "I See Everything Thrice!", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2017-04"
9433	stale enchanted blurry olive alien salad	3	decent	Effect: "Broken Fast", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2017-04"
9434	tolerable alien booze	3	good	Last Available: "2017-04"
9435	deadly Newton's alien mask of the sewer	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Weapon Damage: +5, Stench Damage: +25, Last Available: "2017-04"
9436	bouncing dance instructor's smooth alien spear of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Moxie: +15, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Last Available: "2017-04"
9437	horrifying medical-grade supercool alien blowgun	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Spooky Damage: +25, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2017-04"
9438	shaking narrow coward's hale Sinatra's alien loincloth	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Maximum HP: +20, Monster Level: -20, Last Available: "2017-04"
9439	auspicious alien totem of horror of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: 75, Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2017-04"
9440	mirror avaricious frightening alien necklace of the early riser	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +30, Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2017-04"
9441	upside-down gray spant chitin	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9442	spant tendon	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9443	Annie Oakley's spants of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Last Available: "2017-04"
9444	inspector's dog trainer's spant shield	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2017-04"
9445	fireproof spant shoulderpads	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Item Drop: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-04"
9446	stiffened strapping spant backplate	0		Muscle: +5, Damage Reduction: 1, Last Available: "2017-04"
9447	Oprah's spant spear of the empath	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2017-04"
9448	murderbot power cell	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9449	murderbot component casing	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9450	wobbly murderbot monofilament	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9451	adjusted murderbot shield unit	0		Effect: "Hair on Your Chest", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2017-04"
9452	pulsating murderbot live wire	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9453	narrow crafty murderbot mask of the cheetah of the early riser	0		Maximum MP: +10, Initiative: +60, Adventures: +7, Avatar: "Murderbot", Last Available: "2017-04"
9454	diffused boiled purple squat murderbot spring injector	0		Effect: "Cold Hard Skin", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2017-04"
9455	personal trainer's murderbot whip of Calamity Jane	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Last Available: "2017-04"
9456	fuchsia personal trainer's murderbot plasma rifle of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "EXTERMINATE SPANT", Last Available: "2017-04"
9457	blue murderbot memory chip	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9458	space pirate treasure map	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9459	Space Pirate Astrogation Handbook	0		Skill: "Quantum Movement", Last Available: "2017-04"
9460	pulsating jittery Non-Euclidean Finance	0		Skill: "5-D Earning Potential", Last Available: "2017-04"
9461	bouncing Peek-a-Boo!	0		Skill: "Object Quasi-Permanence", Last Available: "2017-04"
9462	Procrastinator locker key	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9463	Space Baby children's book	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9464	Space Baby bawbaw	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9465	huge Spacegate	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9466	miniature stale Aldebaran sardines	2	decent	Last Available: "2017-04"
9467	tolerable distilled Centauri fish wine	5	good	Last Available: "2017-04"
9468	diluted pulsating oxygen	1		Effect: "Power Ballad of the Arrowsmith", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2017-04"
9469	wobbly huge zippy smelly Spacegate scientist's insignia	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Initiative: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-04", Rollover Effect Duration: 30
9470	gray nasty Spacegate military insignia of the early riser	0		Stench Damage: +5, Adventures: +7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-04", Rollover Effect Duration: 30
9471	tumbling padded dance instructor's beefy Spacegate diplomat's insignia	0		Muscle: +10, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Damage Absorption: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-04"
9472	Spacegate emergency disintegrator	0		Skill: "Disintegrate", Last Available: "2017-04"
9473	gray Spacegate Initiative tattoo unit	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9474	massive adequate alien sandwich	8	good	Last Available: "2017-04"
9475	glitched malware	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
9476	diffused quantum adjusted Spant eggs	0		Effect: "Gleaming White Teeth", Effect Duration: 32
9477	Spacegate (open)	0		Lasts Until Rollover
9478	New-You Club Membership Form	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-05"
9479	liquefied upside-down bouncing Daily Affirmation: Always be Collecting	0		Effect: "Buzzard Breath", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2017-05"
9480	triple-pressed quantum Daily Affirmation: Think Win-Lose	0		Effect: "Flame-Retardant Trousers", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2017-05"
9481	super-ionized activated Daily Affirmation: Be Superficially interested	0		Effect: "Mushroom Moxiousness", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2017-05"
9482	Vulcanized cold-filtered bouncing Daily Affirmation: Adapt to Change Eventually	0		Effect: "Initiative and Let Die", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2017-05"
9483	nitrogenated Daily Affirmation: Be a Mind Master	0		Effect: "Pwnd", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2017-05"
9484	altered chilled Daily Affirmation: Work For Hours a Week	0		Effect: "White-boy Angst", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2017-05"
9485	pressed dry ionized Daily Affirmation: Keep Free Hate in your Heart	0		Effect: "Feet of Watermelon", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2017-05"
9486	spoiled twirling Affirmation Cookie	4	crappy	Last Available: "2017-05"
9487	License To Kill	0		
9488	fuchsia Thwaitgold bug statuette	0		
9489	Victor's Spoils	0		
9490	concentrated electrified Threatening Missive	0		Effect: "Hyphemariffic", Effect Duration: 45
9491	Targeted Plague Vector	0		
9492	blinking suspicious package	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-06"
9493	rosewater-soaked reassuring Lo Pan's Kremlin's Greatest Briefcase	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Spooky Resistance: +1, Stench Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "KGB tranquilizer dart", Last Available: "2017-06"
9494	hand-crafted shaking basic martini	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-06"
9495	perfectly mixed gray jittery improved martini	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-06"
9496	acceptable splendid martini	3	good	Last Available: "2017-06"
9497	exploding cigar	0		Last Available: "2017-06"
9498	can of Minions-Be-Gone	0		Last Available: "2017-06"
9499	tattoo gun	0		Last Available: "2017-06"
9500	bouncing purple gun	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-06"
9501	gum	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-06"
9502	upside-down Socratic plastic gundam of the pedagogue of Tarzan	0		Experience: +3, Experience (Muscle): +3, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Last Available: "2017-06"
9503	blinking License to Chill	0		Last Available: "2017-07"
9504	blinking Celsius 233	0		Skill: "Eternal Flame", Last Available: "2017-06"
9505	yellow Celsius 233 (singed)	0		Skill: "Eternal Flame", Last Available: "2017-06"
9506	Lazenby's Life Lesson	0		Free Pull
9507	spinning LI-11 Motor Pool voucher	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-07"
9508	blurry Asdon Martin keyfob (on ring)	0		Last Available: "2017-07"
9509	L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate	0		
9510	Dust bunny	0		
9511	Pocket Meteor Guide	0		Last Available: "2017-08"
9512	Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed)	0		Last Available: "2017-08"
9513	fuchsia Meteorite-Ade	0		Last Available: "2017-08"
9514	fancy rotten meteoreo	3	crappy	Effect: "Sinuses For Miles", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2017-08"
9515	weak bad meadeorite	2	decent	Last Available: "2017-08"
9516	cyan meteoroid	0		Last Available: "2017-08"
9517	up-at-dawn sharpshooter's medical-grade meteortarboard	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Adventures: +5, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2017-08"
9518	stanky fortified Sinatra's meteorite guard	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Damage Absorption: +60, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2017-08"
9519	gravedigger's meteorb of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Damage: +10, Lantern: 1, Lantern Element: "Hot", Last Available: "2017-08"
9520	squat electrified asteroid belt of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-08"
9521	maroon Van der Graaf medical-grade hardened meteorthopedic shoes	0		Damage Reduction: 3, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-08"
9522	perfumed hardened Newton's shooting morning star	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Damage Reduction: 3, Stench Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-08"
9523	blinking meteoroid	0		Last Available: "2017-08"
9524	wobbly meteor shower cap	0		Familiar Weight: +5
9525	teal Thwaitgold time fly statuette	0		
9526	bouncing perfectly fair coin	0		Last Available: "2017-11"
9527	upside-down Horsery contract	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-08"
9528	huge corked genie bottle	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-09"
9529	genie bottle	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9530	spinning greedy rock-hard blessed rustproof +2 gray dragon scale mail of Leguizamo	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Monster Level: +20, Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2023-09"
9531	pony: Dusk Shiny	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9532	pony: Shutterfly	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9533	twirling pony: Pearjack	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9534	pony: Uniquity	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9535	pony: Rosey Cake	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9536	pony: Spectrum Dash	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9537	blinking pocket wish	0		Last Available: "2023-09"
9538	jittery dropped scrap of paper	0		
9539	skewed hunk of granite	0		
9540	pulsating shovelful of dirt	0		
9541	xo-skeleton-in-a-box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-10"
9542	wobbly skewed exo-xo-skeleton-skeleton	0		Familiar Weight: +5
9543	X	0		Last Available: "2017-10"
9544	O	0		Last Available: "2017-10"
9545	smooth purple DUFRESNE Suds	3	awesome	Last Available: "2017-09"
9546	hardy wholesome mafia pinky ring	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Maximum HP: +50, Single Equip
9547	delicious weak squat flask of port	2	awesome	
9548	foul-smelling Oprah's contract enforcement stick	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Stench Damage: +10
9549	rotten green huge Hide-rox&trade; cookie	4	crappy	Last Available: "2017-10"
9550	drinkable lime green jug of booze	3	good	Last Available: "2017-10"
9551	pressed liquefied pair of candy glasses	0		Effect: "Is This Your Card?", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2017-10"
9552	flattened wet temporary X tattoos	0		Effect: "Pisces Rising", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2017-10"
9553	pickled upside-down glyph of athleticism	1		Effect: "Minerva's Zen", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2017-10"
9554	mirror bouncing tumbling pair of scissors	0		Last Available: "2017-10"
9555	unsweetened vacuum-sealed vacuum-sealed lime green new habit	0		Effect: "Mucilaginous Muscle", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2017-10"
9556	blurry bridge truss	0		Last Available: "2017-10"
9557	tumbling nippy hardy wizardly pearl necklace	0		Mysticality: +25, Maximum HP: +50, Cold Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-10"
9558	amorphous blob	0		Last Available: "2017-11"
9559	X	0		Last Available: "2017-11"
9560	pulsating O	0		Last Available: "2017-11"
9561	amorphous blob	0		Last Available: "2017-11"
9562	blurry Sherlock's toasty educational protection stick of the detective	0		Experience: +1, Hot Damage: +5, Item Drop: 45
9563	double-pressed roll of meat	0		Effect: "Oiled Skin", Effect Duration: 54
9564	executive lion tamer's mafia thumb ring	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Meat Drop: +40, Single Equip
9565	cold-filtered cocoa chondrule	0		Effect: "Speed of the Internet", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2020-09"
9566	mirror prompt resourceful mafia middle finger ring	0		Maximum MP: +50, Adventures: +3, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Show them your ring"
9567	razor-sharp beefcake's steel drivin' hammer of the wise owl of the businessman	0		Muscle: +25, Mysticality: +20, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Meat Drop: +50
9568	piece of steel	0		
9569	mafia pointer finger ring of Calamity Jane of the boozehound	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Booze Drop: +100, Single Equip, Drops Meat
9570	personal trainer's worksite credentials	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Single Equip
9571	lightning-fast family-friendly veiny steel-toed negotiatin' hammer	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Maximum HP: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Initiative: +40
9572	pantogram	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-11"
9573	pantogram	0		Last Available: "2017-11"
9574	pantogram pants	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-11"
9575	family-friendly beefy mafia wedding ring	0		Muscle: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Single Equip
9576	wizardly mafia organizer badge	0		Mysticality: +25, Single Equip
9577	mafia filofax	0		
9578	upside-down transparent nog	1	crappy	Last Available: "2017-12"
9579	gigantic moldy unfinished fruitcake	8	crappy	Last Available: "2017-12"
9580	non-alkaline unsweetened purple and cracker	0		Effect: "Clyde's Blessing", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2017-12"
9581	weak drinkable neg grog	2	good	Last Available: "2017-12"
9582	tiny spoiled half double fruitcake	1	crappy	Last Available: "2017-12"
9583	toothsome miniature hushed puppy	2	awesome	Last Available: "2017-12"
9584	adequate twirling muffled muffuletta	4	good	Last Available: "2017-12"
9585	yummy super-sized shushed potatoes	5	awesome	Last Available: "2017-12"
9586	prompt plastic mime functionary	0		Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2017-12"
9587	perfumed plastic mime scientist	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2017-12"
9588	strapping plastic mime soldier	0		Muscle: +5, Last Available: "2017-12"
9589	hardy plastic mime executive	0		Maximum HP: +50, Last Available: "2017-12"
9590	huge studded plastic The Silent Nightmare	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Last Available: "2017-12"
9591	locked mumming trunk	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-12"
9592	skewed mumming trunk	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9593	fancy temperance whiskey	1	decent	Effect: "5 Pounds Lighter", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2017-11"
9594	triple-alkaline Vulcanized wishbone	0		Effect: "Bats in the Belfry", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2017-11"
9595	bad Racisto Ruidoso	4	decent	Last Available: "2017-11"
9596	shaking earthenware muffin tin	0		
9597	normal tumbling bran muffin	4	good	
9598	toothsome green blueberry muffin	4	awesome	
9599	silent A	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9600	silent B	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9601	silent C	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9602	silent D	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9603	twirling squat silent E	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9604	twirling silent F	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9605	silent G	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9606	silent H	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9607	silent I	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9608	silent J	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9609	green silent K	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9610	tumbling silent L	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9611	silent M	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9612	shaking silent N	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9613	silent O	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9614	silent P	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9615	silent Q	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9616	silent R	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9617	silent S	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9618	tumbling silent T	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9619	silent U	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9620	wobbly silent V	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9621	huge silent W	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9622	silent X	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9623	silent Y	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9624	silent Z	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9625	jittery crystalline cheer	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9626	anti-earplugs	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9627	warehouse key	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9628	mime pocket probe	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9629	mediocre stale cheer wine	3	decent	Last Available: "2017-12"
9630	bite-sized normal stale Cheer-E-Os	1	good	Last Available: "2017-12"
9631	jittery cheer-o-gram	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9632	horrifying cheerful antler hat of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Spooky Damage: +25, Last Available: "2017-12"
9633	scandalous cheerful Crimbo sweater of the businessman	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2017-12"
9634	teal wizardly cheerful pajama pants of Leguizamo	0		Mysticality: +25, Monster Level: +20, Last Available: "2017-12"
9635	wobbly The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1	0		Skill: "Silent Hunter", Last Available: "2017-12"
9636	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used)	0		Skill: "Silent Hunter", Last Available: "2017-12"
9637	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2	0		Skill: "Quiet Determination", Last Available: "2017-12"
9638	blurry The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used)	0		Skill: "Quiet Determination", Last Available: "2017-12"
9639	gray blurry The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3	0		Skill: "Quiet Judgement", Last Available: "2017-12"
9640	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used)	0		Skill: "Quiet Judgement", Last Available: "2017-12"
9641	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4	0		Skill: "Silent Treatment", Last Available: "2017-12"
9642	spinning teal The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used)	0		Skill: "Silent Treatment", Last Available: "2017-12"
9643	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5	0		Skill: "Silent Knife", Last Available: "2017-12"
9644	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used)	0		Skill: "Silent Knife", Last Available: "2017-12"
9645	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6	0		Skill: "Quiet Desperation", Last Available: "2017-12"
9646	squat The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used)	0		Skill: "Quiet Desperation", Last Available: "2017-12"
9647	mime eraser	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9648	practically non-alcoholic lousy executive mime flask	1	decent	Last Available: "2017-12"
9649	diet bland upside-down nega-mushroom	1	decent	Last Available: "2017-12"
9650	perfectly mixed extra-dry nega-mushroom wine	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-12"
9651	corrupted vacuum-sealed twirling blurry Cheer-Up soda	0		Effect: "Mushroom Samba", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2017-12"
9652	enchanted massive bland mime army rations	9	decent	Effect: "Sagittarius Rising", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2017-12"
9653	watered-down artisanal huge mime army wine	2	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	Last Available: "2017-12"
9654	powdered squat mime army superserum	1		Last Available: "2017-12"
9655	pickled squat mime army camouflage kit	0		Effect: "Sugary World View", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2017-12"
9656	ribald Jack Frost's miming beret	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Damage: +10, Last Available: "2017-12"
9657	tumbling thinker's miming shirt of mayonnaise	0		Mysticality: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2017-12"
9658	Fonzie's brawny miming corduroys	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Experience (Moxie): +1, Last Available: "2017-12"
9659	Da Vinci's miming boots of the detective	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Item Drop: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9660	flame-retardant miming gloves of the early riser	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Adventures: +7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9661	God Lobster Egg	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-05"
9662	blinking donated booze	0		
9663	maroon donated food	0		
9664	donated candy	0		
9665	energized vacuum-sealed digital honeypot	0		Effect: "Pyramid Power", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2025-12"
9666	mime-proof sunglasses	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9667	therapeutic mime army insignia (infantry)	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12", Stat Tuning: "Muscle (all)"
9668	bouncing manspreader's mime army insignia (intelligence)	0		Monster Level: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12", Stat Tuning: "Mysticality (all)"
9669	padded mime army insignia (espionage)	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12", Stat Tuning: "Moxie (all)"
9670	mime army insignia (pyrotechnics)	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9671	mime army insignia (cryonics)	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9672	mime army insignia (psychological warfare)	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9673	mime army insignia (sanitation)	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9674	red mime army insignia (morale)	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9675	shaking double-paned chilly mime army infiltration glove	0		Cold Damage: +5, Cold Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9676	squat mime army shotglass	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9677	upside-down mime army challenge coin	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9678	pulsating cheer extractor	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9679	kerosene-soaked skip	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-12"
9680	fuchsia fireproof skip lid	0		Familiar Weight: +5
9681	miniature decent extra-toasted half sandwich	2	good	Last Available: "2018-12"
9682	perfectly mixed teal mulled hobo wine	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2018-12"
9683	burning newspaper	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
9684	avaricious burning paper hat of horror of Flo-Jo	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +30, Initiative: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-12"
9685	educational burning cape of the brute of the scaredy-cat	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Experience: +1, Monster Level: -15, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-12"
9686	rosewater-soaked sage burning paper slippers of doom	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Stench Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-12"
9687	lime green jittery crafty Herculean slick burning paper jorts	0		Moxie: +10, Experience (Muscle): +1, Maximum MP: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-12"
9688	bouncing MacGyver's razor-sharp burning paper crane of Leguizamo	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Maximum MP: +100, Monster Level: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-12"
9689	mirror January's Garbage Tote (unopened)	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-01"
9690	jittery January's Garbage Tote	0		Last Available: "2018-01"
9691	deceased crimbo tree	0		Breakable, Last Available: "2018-01", Lasts Until Rollover
9692	broken champagne bottle of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Item Drop: +5, Breakable, Last Available: "2018-01", Lasts Until Rollover
9693	bouncing teal chilly steel-toed tinsel tights	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Cold Damage: +5, Last Available: "2018-01", Lasts Until Rollover
9694	dog trainer's wholesome deadly wad of used tape	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Experience (familiar): +1, Last Available: "2018-01", Lasts Until Rollover
9695	friendly quilted brawny silent nightlight of the sweet-tooth	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Damage Absorption: +40, Familiar Weight: +3, Candy Drop: +100, Rollover Effect Duration: 50
9696	super-anodized tarnished concentrated maroon tumbling sweetened reindeer fat	0		Effect: "Corona de la Salsa", Effect Duration: 61
9697	concentrated anodized Good 'n' Quiet	0		Effect: "Appeteyes", Effect Duration: 66
9698	magnetized pickled blinking hot button candy	0		Effect: "Oxygenated Blood", Effect Duration: 60
9699	tumbling double-paned strapping makeshift garbage shirt of the ox	0		Muscle: 25, Cold Resistance: +5, Breakable, Last Available: "2018-01", Lasts Until Rollover
9700	Jack Frost's novelty monorail ticket of the sweet-tooth	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Candy Drop: +100, Rollover Effect Duration: 100
9701	vaporized pills	1		
9702	modified squat tumbling furry pill	1		
9703	altered wobbly beefy pill	1		Effect: "Celestial Vision", Effect Duration: 30
9704	altered pulsating spinning excitement pill	1		Effect: "You Can Really Taste the Dormouse", Effect Duration: 20
9705	compressed jittery lime green vitamin G pill	1		
9706	dehydrated lucky-ish pill	1		
9707	dried olive shaking dieting pill	1		
9712	Clan Carnival Game	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-02"
9713	huge How To Get Bigger Without Really Trying	0		Skill: "Get Big", Last Available: "2018-02"
9714	teal Illustrated Mating Rituals of the Gallapagos	0		Skill: "Gallapagosian Mating Call", Last Available: "2018-02"
9715	pulsating Convincing People You Can See The Future	0		Skill: "Inscrutable Gaze", Last Available: "2018-02"
9716	Love Potions and the Wizards who Mix Them	0		Skill: "Love Mixology", Last Available: "2018-02"
9717	ghostly They'll Love You In Rhinestones	0		Skill: "Acquire Rhinestones", Last Available: "2018-02"
9718	shaking Silly Little Love Song	0		Skill: "Paul's Passionate Pop Song", Last Available: "2018-02"
9719	deadly genie's turbane of the bloodbag	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Maximum HP: +100, Last Available: "2018-02"
9720	lightning-fast stiffened genie's scimitar	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2018-02"
9721	twirling ruddy beefcake's genie's pants	0		Muscle: +25, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2018-02"
9722	ghostly auspicious knitted genie's bracers	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2018-02"
9723	stiffened Rosewater's psychic's circlet	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Damage Reduction: 1, Last Available: "2018-02"
9724	hale grievous psychic's crystal ball	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Maximum HP: +20, Last Available: "2018-02"
9725	psychic's pslacks of mayonnaise of Flo-Jo	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2018-02"
9726	spinning bouncing maroon nippy quilted psychic's amulet	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Cold Damage: +10, Last Available: "2018-02"
9727	small spoiled spinning heart-shaped candy whetstone	2	crappy	Last Available: "2018-02"
9728	adequate Swedish massage fish	3	good	Last Available: "2018-02"
9729	tolerable jittery Third Base	3	good	Last Available: "2018-02"
9730	mediocre Bustle Hustler	4	decent	Last Available: "2018-02"
9731	unsweetened Fabiotion	0		Effect: "Chilblains of the Corn", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2018-02"
9732	cold-filtered nitrogenated triple-aerosolized mirror huge squat Bettie page	0		Effect: "Broberry Brotality", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2018-02"
9733	alkaline non-nitrogenated extra-deionized purple tonic o' Banderas	0		Effect: "Elron's Explosive Etude", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2018-02"
9734	frozen huge teal heather graham cracker	0		Effect: "Squid Squint", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2018-02"
9735	huge Lolsipop	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9736	heart cozy	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9737	eaves droppers	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9738	personal graffiti kit	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9739	tumbling Mysterious Red Box	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9740	teal Mysterious Green Box	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9741	Mysterious Blue Box	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9742	squat Mysterious Black Box	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9743	pickled irradiated skewed rainbow jellybean	0		Effect: "Hood Ridin'", Effect Duration: 40
9744	vacuum-sealed lime green mystery lollipop	0		Effect: "Alpine Mintiness", Effect Duration: 63
9745	Love Potion #0	0		Effect: "Tainted Love Potion", Effect Duration: 20
9746	altered wobbly rhinestone	0		Effect: "Heavily Breathing", Effect Duration: 58
9747	mirror narrow 1,960 pok&eacute;dollar bill	0		
9748	metandienone	0		
9749	riboflavin	0		
9750	ghostly bronze	0		
9751	squat piracetam	0		
9752	teal ultracalcium	0		
9753	wobbly ginseng	0		
9754	spinning wobbly lightning-fast Team Avarice cap	0		Initiative: +40
9755	Team Sloth cap of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3
9756	sharpshooter's Team Wrath cap	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10
9757	twirling Mu cap of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100
9758	Thwaitgold metabug statuette	0		
9759	Pok&eacute;fam Guide to Capturing All of Them	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-03"
9760	packet of tall grass seeds	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9761	mirror Pok&eacute;-Gro fertilizer	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9762	green Globmule	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9763	yellow Bluzzard	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9764	Faux	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9765	Sledgehamster	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9766	Pimpsqueak	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9767	Pillowbug	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9768	Dressage	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9769	purple Sequestrian	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9770	narrow Carpricorn	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9771	Turpin	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9772	red Morphan	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9773	wobbly Cycloney	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9774	tumbling Peaclock	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9775	Turtive	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9776	huge Lepardner	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9777	Aiolion	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9778	huge Waifuton	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9779	Gorillape	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9780	Wendtigo	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9781	green Snoutlet	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9782	pulsating Ruffalo	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9783	yellow Vaporpoise	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9784	narrow Ghosprey	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9785	Straypler	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9786	teal Flan	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9787	Mustardigrade	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9788	huge jittery shaking Ched	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9789	twirling Gazelleton	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9790	Mechamelion	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9791	Bicycle	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9792	gray Vamprey	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9793	Wullabye	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9794	bouncing Nursine	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9795	twirling Cantelope	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9796	Ungulant	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9797	gray Caramel	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9798	upside-down Oppossum	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9799	Amanitee	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9800	Smashmoth	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9801	Vulgure	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9802	Squib	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9803	red Trafikoan	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9804	Slotter	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9805	Shudder	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9806	jittery Glamare	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9807	Unspeakachu	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9808	skewed Stooper	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9809	squat Disgeist	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9810	squat yellow upside-down Bowlet	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9811	Cornbeefadon	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9812	upside-down Mu	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9813	huge Glum berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9814	spinning Egnaro berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9815	red Sitrep berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9816	Nadsat berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9817	gray Jamocha berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9818	blurry Tapioc berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9819	Snarf berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9820	blue Keese berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9821	cyan luck incense	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Item Drop: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-03"
9822	shell bell	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-03"
9823	muscle band	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-03"
9824	amulet coin	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Meat Drop: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-03"
9825	razor fang	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-03"
9826	smoke ball	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-03"
9827	blurry rocket	0		
9828	powdered squat magnificent oyster egg	1		Effect: "Inner Warmth", Effect Duration: 40
9829	diluted lime green brilliant oyster egg	1		
9830	dried glistening oyster egg	1		
9831	dried twirling scintillating oyster egg	1		
9832	dried narrow pearlescent oyster egg	1		
9833	vaporized bouncing lustrous oyster egg	1		
9834	twisted gleaming oyster egg	1		Effect: "Got Your Boots On", Effect Duration: 10
9835	FantasyRealm membership packet	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-04"
9836	gray FantasyRealm guest pass	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9837	fuchsia scorching FantasyRealm G. E. M. of chilblains of the glutton	0		Cold Damage: +25, Hot Damage: +25, Food Drop: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9838	Rubee&trade;	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9839	clever FantasyRealm Warrior's Helm	0		Maximum MP: +20, Last Available: "2018-04"
9840	Jim Carey's FantasyRealm Mage's Hat	0		Monster Level: +25, Last Available: "2018-04"
9841	lard-coated FantasyRealm Rogue's Mask	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2018-04"
9842	lump of bauxite	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
9843	lard-coated chaotic supercool &quot;Remember the Trees&quot; Shirt	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
9844	FantasyRealm key	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9845	shaking plump mushroom	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9846	tainted marshmallow	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9847	Chewsick Copperbottom's notes	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9848	LyleCo premium pickaxe	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9849	LyleCo premium rope	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9850	My First Art of War	0		Skill: "Army of Toddlers", Last Available: "2018-12"
9851	purple dragon aluminum ore	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9852	faerie dust	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9853	pulsating poisoned druidic s'more	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9854	wobbly druidic orb	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9855	to-go brew	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9856	pulsating flask of holy water	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9857	flattened universal antivenin	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Effect: "Some Cheese with Your Wine", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2018-04"
9858	LyleCo premium monocle	0		Rubee Drop: 1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9859	ghostly LyleCo premium magnifying glass	0		Rubee Drop: 1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9860	bouncing blinking FantasyRealm tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9861	LyleCo Contractor's Manual	0		Skill: "Expert Corner-Cutter", Last Available: "2018-04"
9862	stale FantasyRealm turkey leg	4	decent	Last Available: "2018-04"
9863	artisanal watered-down FantasyRealm mead	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2018-04"
9864	wobbly nasty haunch	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9865	cyan Cheswick Copperbottom's compass	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9866	blue twirling arrest warrant	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9867	hero's skull	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9868	bouncing grolblin rum	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9869	super-sized spoiled druidic s'more	5	crappy	Last Available: "2018-04"
9870	distilled ghostly blurry sachet of powder	1		Last Available: "2018-04"
9871	drinkable purple mourning wine	3	good	Last Available: "2018-04"
9872	skewed sanctified cola	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9873	map to the Towering Mountains	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9874	map to the Mystic Wood	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9875	map to the Putrid Swamp	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9876	map to the Cursed Village	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9877	map to the Sprawling Cemetery	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9878	bland denastified haunch	3	decent	Last Available: "2018-04"
9879	perfectly mixed pulsating bad rum and good cola	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2018-04"
9880	alkaline tumbling Potion of Heroism	0		Effect: "Old Time Hydration", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2018-04"
9881	lightning-fast resourceful banded leggings of the Spider Queen	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Maximum MP: +50, Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2018-04"
9882	greedy dog trainer's chaotic Master Thief's utility belt	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Experience (familiar): +1, Meat Drop: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9883	lightning-fast razor-sharp Duke Vampire's regal cloak of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2018-04"
9884	family-friendly Dragonscale breastplate of the ox of Calamity Jane	0		Muscle: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2018-04"
9885	spinning zippy banded belt of Ogrekind of Gandalf	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Initiative: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9886	censurious Rosewater's weightlifter's The Ghoul King's ghoulottes	0		Muscle: +15, Mysticality Percent: +30, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2018-04"
9887	teal narrow asbestos-lined energetic arcane researcher's nozzle of the Phoenix	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2018-04"
9888	Annie Oakley's wicked dangerous the Archwizard's briefs	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Spell Damage: +5, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Last Available: "2018-04"
9889	Temple Grandin's the Ley Incursion's waist of the wise owl of temperance	0		Mysticality: +20, Familiar Weight: +7, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9890	sage shield of the Skeleton Lord of the brute of the empath	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Mysticality Percent: +10, Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2018-04"
9891	Annie Oakley's occult dangerous ring of the Skeleton Lord	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9892	Annie Oakley's thinker's scepter of the Skeleton Lord of the cougar	0		Mysticality: +10, Moxie: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9893	huge Usain Bolt's family-friendly lard-coated nasty deadfall branch	0		Stench Damage: +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Initiative: +80
9894	miser's mansplainer's clever Staff of Kitchen Royalty of doom of bravery	0		Maximum MP: +20, Monster Level: +15, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2018-04"
9895	charged druidic orb	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9896	dragon slaying sword	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9897	notarized arrest warrant	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9898	delicious two meat muck	4	awesome	
9899	rotten massive chocolate Ogre Chieftain	10	crappy	
9900	small rotten chocolate &quot;Phoenix&quot;	2	crappy	
9901	rotten massive chocolate Spider Queen	8	crappy	
9902	irresponsibly strong lousy hipster cocktail	7	decent	
9903	green squat God Lobster's Scepter	0		Equips On: "God Lobster", Familiar Effect: "small fairy/lep", Last Available: "2018-05"
9904	olive God Lobster's Ring	0		Equips On: "God Lobster", Familiar Effect: "sombrero", Last Available: "2018-05"
9905	blinking God Lobster's Rod	0		Equips On: "God Lobster", Familiar Effect: "whelp", Last Available: "2018-05"
9906	God Lobster's Robe	0		Equips On: "God Lobster", Familiar Effect: "block", Last Available: "2018-05"
9907	God Lobster's Crown	0		Equips On: "God Lobster", Familiar Effect: "fairy", Last Available: "2018-05"
9908	Dish of Clarified Butter	0		Last Available: "2018-05"
9909	G	0		
9910	Garland of Greatness	0		
9911	gattoo	0		
9912	red A-Boo glue	0		
9913	mirror glued A-Boo clue	0		
9914	mirror crude oil congealer	0		
9915	moldy good guava	3	crappy	
9916	fancy fortified bad gin and ginger	5	decent	Effect: "Discomfited", Effect Duration: 35
9917	Thwaitgold chigger statuette	0		
9918	dried tumbling yellow gaseous gravy	1		
9919	fuchsia bouncing SongBoom&trade; BoomBox	0		Last Available: "2018-06"
9920	SongBoom&trade; BoomBox Box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-06"
9921	blurry A Guide to Safari	0		Skill: "Experience Safari"
9922	quadruple-anodized concentrated huge upside-down Shielding Potion	0		Effect: "Twinkly Weapon", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2018-06"
9923	anodized blurry ghostly yellow Punching Potion	0		Effect: "Ponderous Potency", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2018-06"
9924	bouncing Special Seasoning	0		Last Available: "2018-06"
9925	modified Nightmare Fuel	1		Effect: "Ponderous Potency", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2018-06"
9926	shaking teal Gathered Meat-Clip	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
9927	Bastille Battalion control rig crate	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-07"
9928	shaking Bastille Battalion control rig	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-07"
9929	purple aromatic wool stylish Brutal brogues of Tarzan	0		Moxie: +25, Experience (Muscle): +3, Cold Resistance: +1, Stench Resistance: +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-07"
9930	maroon electrified wholesome Draftsman's driving gloves of the pedagogue of the overflowing toilet	0		Experience: +3, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +50, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-07"
9931	purple skewed censurious double-paned Samson's Nouveau nosering of the boozehound	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Cold Resistance: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Booze Drop: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-07"
9932	galvanized liquefied boiled teal sharkfin gumbo	0		Effect: "Shawarma Warm War", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2018-07"
9933	vacuum-sealed boiling broth	0		Effect: "Cotton Mouthed", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2018-07"
9934	aerosolized pressed interrogative elixir	0		Effect: "Creepypasted", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2018-07"
9935	Bastille Battalion Fondue Trophy	0		Last Available: "2018-07"
9936	Bastille Battalion tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2018-07"
9937	Bastille Battalion cheese wheel	0		Last Available: "2018-07"
9938	Bastille Battalion control rig loaner voucher	0		Last Available: "2018-07"
9939	blurry kitten burglar	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-07"
9940	burglar/sleep mask	0		Last Available: "2018-07"
9941	ghostly Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette	0		
9942	Neverending Party invitation envelope	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-09"
9943	Neverending Party guest pass	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9944	scorching toasty PARTY HARD T-shirt of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Hot Damage: 30, Last Available: "2018-09"
9945	Neverending Party favor	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9946	deluxe Neverending Party favor	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9947	jittery wobbly gas can	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9948	drinkable Middle of the Road&trade; brand whiskey	3	good	Last Available: "2018-09"
9949	shaking neverending wallet chain	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9950	avaricious nasty pentagram bandana	0		Stench Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2018-09"
9951	skewed lard-coated skull ring	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-09"
9952	electronics kit	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9953	spoiled jumbo mirror PB&J with the crusts cut off	5	crappy	Last Available: "2018-09"
9954	weightlifter's dorky glasses of the storm	0		Muscle: +15, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-09"
9955	sharpshooter's cool ponytail clip	0		Moxie: +5, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Last Available: "2018-09"
9956	asbestos-lined paint palette	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paint Job", Last Available: "2018-09"
9957	unremarkable duffel bag	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9958	mixed ghostly Purple Beast energy drink	1		Effect: "Think Win-Lose", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2018-09"
9959	blinking shellacked cosmetic football	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Last Available: "2018-09"
9960	toasty Sinatra's shoe ad T-shirt	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Hot Damage: +5, Last Available: "2018-09"
9961	pump-up high-tops of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-09"
9962	super-altered squat skewed runproof mascara	0		Effect: "Polka of Plenty", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2018-09"
9963	very small dress	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9964	lime green hardy educational noticeable pumps	0		Experience: +1, Maximum HP: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-09"
9965	jittery surprisingly capacious handbag	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9966	mediocre weak everfull glass	2	???	Last Available: "2018-09"
9967	van key	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9968	mirror jam band bootleg	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9969	skewed Usain Bolt's rock-hard denim jacket	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2018-09"
9970	gray chaotic ratty knitted cap	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2018-09"
9972	Da Vinci's intimidating chainsaw of the sewer	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Stench Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-09"
9973	bad party beer bomb	3	decent	Last Available: "2018-09"
9974	rotten sweet party mix	3	crappy	Last Available: "2018-09"
9975	compressed spinning party balloon	1		Effect: "Retrograde Relaxation", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2018-09"
9976	deadly dance instructor's party pants	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Weapon Damage: +5, Last Available: "2018-09"
9977	narrow reassuring Temple Grandin's party whip of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Familiar Weight: +7, Spooky Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2018-09"
9978	Party Planning on a Budget	0		Skill: "Budget Conscious", Last Available: "2018-09"
9979	weak aged special TRIO cup of beer	2	awesome	Effect: "Resilient Spirit", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2018-09"
9980	small adequate party platter for one	2	good	Last Available: "2018-09"
9981	powdered tumbling Party-in-a-Can&trade;	1		Last Available: "2018-09"
9982	party pup	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9983	Fonzie's strapping party crasher	0		Muscle: +5, Experience (Moxie): +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Party Crash", Last Available: "2018-09"
9984	purple Living to Drink, Drinking to Live	0		Last Available: "2018-09", Skill: "Drinking to Drink"
9985	twirling Party Tattoo&trade; gift certificate	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9986	blue party mouse hat	0		Familiar Weight: +5
9987	fuchsia latte lovers member's mug	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Throw Latte on Opponent", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Offer Latte to Opponent", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Gulp Latte", Last Available: "2018-10"
9988	latte lovers club card	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-10"
9989	blurry blinking voter registration form	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-11"
9990	narrow rosewater-soaked &quot;I Voted!&quot; sticker	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-11"
9991	absentee voter ballot	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
9992	snake skin	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
9993	wool occult snakeskin thighboots	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2018-11"
9994	lightning-fast stanky snakeskin cowboy hat	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2018-11"
9995	maroon veiny banded snakeskin jacket	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Maximum HP: +10, Last Available: "2018-11"
9996	slime glob	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
9997	slime glob	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
9998	slime glob	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
9999	jittery nasty fortified slime waders of mayonnaise	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Stench Damage: +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2018-11"
10001	lime green blurry executive energetic curative slime fedora	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Meat Drop: +40, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2018-11"
10002	upside-down gravedigger's experienced brawny slime knuckles	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Experience: +2, Spooky Damage: +10, Last Available: "2018-11"
10003	government requisition form	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
10004	twirling toasty Jack Frost's vibrating government-issued slacks	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Hot Damage: +5, Last Available: "2018-11"
10005	narrow stiffened Da Vinci's government-issued eyeshade of the blizzard	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Damage Reduction: 1, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2018-11"
10006	blinking Temple Grandin's government-issued necktie of James Dean of the sewer	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Familiar Weight: +7, Stench Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-11"
10007	friendly wicked mutant arm of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Spell Damage: +5, Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2018-11"
10008	auspicious mutant legs of doom of temperance	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2018-11"
10009	horrifying stylish mutant crown of incineration	0		Moxie: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Damage: +25, Last Available: "2018-11"
10010	snack-sized spoiled ghostly ectoplasm	2	crappy	Last Available: "2018-11"
10011	spoiled miniature	2	crappy	Last Available: "2018-11"
10012	drinkable spinning bottle of vodka	4	good	Last Available: "2018-11"
10013	small normal bouncing pizza	2	good	Last Available: "2018-11"
10014	artisanal martini	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2018-11"
10015	jumbo yummy cherry pie	5	awesome	Last Available: "2018-11"
10016	hand-crafted spirit-forward spinning eggnog	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2018-11"
10017	glob of undifferentiated tissue	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
10018	stale miniature Hell ramen	2	decent	Last Available: "2018-11"
10019	lousy huge gimlet	3	decent	Last Available: "2018-11"
10020	practically non-alcoholic acceptable blurry twice-haunted screwdriver	1	good	Last Available: "2018-11"
10021	bland candy cane	3	decent	Last Available: "2018-12"
10022	high-proof mediocre fancy green runny fermented egg	10	decent	Effect: "Stickler for Promptness", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2018-12"
10023	huge flavorless narrow oldcake	10	decent	Last Available: "2018-12"
10024	adequate shaking traditional Crimbo cookie	3	good	Last Available: "2023-06"
10025	clever plastic wild beaver	0		Maximum MP: +20, Last Available: "2018-12"
10026	blurry plastic reindeer of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2018-12"
10027	lime green wicked plastic Caf&eacute; Elf	0		Spell Damage: +5, Last Available: "2018-12"
10028	plastic orphan of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Last Available: "2018-12"
10029	squat plastic Abuela Crimbo of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Last Available: "2018-12"
10030	yule pup	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10031	wobbly Braindeer	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10032	Crimbo dog sweater	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10033	huge ghostly scandalous resourceful pristine walrus tusk	0		Maximum MP: +50, Sleaze Damage: +5, Last Available: "2018-12"
10034	wobbly thick walrus blubber	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10035	up-at-dawn miser's flame-retardant resourceful Staff of Frozen Lard	0		Maximum MP: +50, Hot Resistance: +1, Meat Drop: +10, Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2018-12"
10036	bomb	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10037	plastic bazooka	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10038	wobbly mooseflank	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10039	moldy bouncing grilled mooseflank	3	crappy	Last Available: "2018-12"
10040	flavorless moosemeat pie	3	decent	Last Available: "2018-12"
10041	maroon balanced antler of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Last Available: "2018-12"
10042	yellow dam of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2018-12"
10043	perfectly mixed shaking olive beavermouth	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2018-12"
10044	special acceptable beaver punch (papaya)	3	good	Effect: "Super-Mega-Ultra-Charged", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2018-12"
10045	tolerable tumbling beaver punch (peach)	4	good	Last Available: "2018-12"
10046	aged pulsating beaver punch (cherry)	3	awesome	Last Available: "2018-12"
10047	lard-coated hardened Canadian lantern	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2018-12"
10048	narrow veiny muskox-skin cap	0		Maximum HP: +10, Last Available: "2018-12"
10049	Boxing Day care package	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-12"
10050	flavorless glass of raw eggs	3	decent	Last Available: "2018-12"
10051	perfectly mixed punch-drunk punch	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2018-12"
10052	compressed tumbling body spradium	1		Effect: "The Best a Pirate Can Get", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2018-12"
10053	educational bauxite beret	0		Experience: +1, Last Available: "2018-12"
10054	ghostly veiny bauxite boxers	0		Maximum HP: +10, Last Available: "2018-12"
10055	bauxite bow-tie of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-12"
10056	skewed Boxing Day Pass	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10057	blue narrow Kramco Industries packing carton	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-01"
10058	MacGyver's dangerous Kramco Sausage-o-Matic&trade; of terror of horror of courage	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Maximum MP: +100, Spooky Spell Damage: 35, Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2019-01"
10059	sausage casing	0		Last Available: "2019-01"
10060	fancy moldy sausage	3	crappy	Effect: "Elemental Saucesphere", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2019-01"
10061	lion tamer's beefcake's red-hot sausage fork	0		Muscle: +25, Experience (familiar): +2, Last Available: "2019-01"
10062	bag of sausage links	0		Last Available: "2019-01"
10063	sausage golem	0		Last Available: "2019-01"
10064	jittery upside-down jar of relish	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10065	fuchsia Toyleporter	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10066	delicious watered-down tumbling squat beer	2	awesome	Last Available: "2018-12"
10067	moldy squat yule gruel	3	crappy	Last Available: "2018-12"
10068	smooth weak hot watered rum	2	awesome	Last Available: "2018-12"
10069	tolerable high-proof bottle of Crimbognac	7	good	Last Available: "2018-12"
10070	rotten tiny Crimboysters Rockefeller	1	crappy	Last Available: "2018-12"
10071	dried Crimbeau de toilette	1		Effect: "No Vertigo", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2018-12"
10072	Crimbo candle	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10073	Carol of the Bulls	0		Skill: "Carol of the Bulls", Last Available: "2018-12"
10074	Carol of the Bulls (used)	0		Skill: "Carol of the Bulls", Last Available: "2018-12"
10075	pulsating Carol of the Hells	0		Skill: "Carol of the Hells", Last Available: "2018-12"
10076	Carol of the Hells (used)	0		Skill: "Carol of the Hells", Last Available: "2018-12"
10077	Carol of the Thrills	0		Skill: "Carol of the Thrills", Last Available: "2018-12"
10078	Carol of the Thrills (used)	0		Skill: "Carol of the Thrills", Last Available: "2018-12"
10079	curative supercool beefy Crimbolex watch	0		Muscle: +10, Moxie Percent: +20, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-12", Nonstackable Watch, Rollover Effect Duration: 100
10080	olive Crimbo tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10081	hand-knitted Crimbo socks of the brute of extreme caution of the sweet-tooth	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Monster Level: -25, Candy Drop: +100
10082	Annie Oakley's resourceful chalk chlamys	0		Maximum MP: +50, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Last Available: "2019-12"
10083	greedy coward's chalk chain	0		Monster Level: -20, Meat Drop: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10084	tumbling clever chalk chalice of the blizzard	0		Maximum MP: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2019-12"
10085	manspreader's shellacked chalk chinos	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Monster Level: +10, Last Available: "2019-12"
10086	Oprah's chalk chapeau of the empath	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2019-12"
10087	Newton's chalk choker of the dark arts	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10088	compressed spinning squat chalk chunks	1		Effect: "Inscrutable exoskeleton", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2019-12"
10089	frozen flattened candy chalk	0		Effect: "Salty Mouth", Effect Duration: 67
10090	stanky marble maebari of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2019-12", Thorns: 1
10091	double-paned Fonzie's marble mantle	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Cold Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2019-12", Thorns: 1
10092	cyan resourceful beefy marble magnet	0		Muscle: +10, Maximum MP: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12", Thorns: 1
10093	blurry Jack Frost's Samson's marble mignonette bowl	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2019-12", Thorns: 1
10094	ribald marble medallion of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Sleaze Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12", Thorns: 1
10095	scorching resourceful marble mariachi hat	0		Maximum MP: +50, Hot Damage: +25, Last Available: "2019-12", Thorns: 1
10096	distilled huge marble molecules	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10097	corrupted polymerized yellow Mallomarbles	0		Effect: "Bone Homie", Effect Duration: 67
10098	mansplainer's punching bag of the sewer	0		Monster Level: +15, Stench Damage: +25, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paraffin Prism", Last Available: "2020-12"
10099	frightening stiffened pith helmet	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Spooky Damage: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paraffin Prism", Last Available: "2020-12"
10100	Sherlock's savvy poncho	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Item Drop: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paraffin Prism", Last Available: "2020-12"
10101	baleful pendant of the blizzard	0		Spell Damage: +25, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paraffin Prism", Last Available: "2020-12"
10102	mirror mansplainer's palazzos of incineration	0		Monster Level: +15, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paraffin Prism", Last Available: "2020-12"
10103	pseudoaccordion of the storm of Calamity Jane	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Song Duration: 5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paraffin Prism", Last Available: "2020-12"
10104	twisted jittery pieces	1		Last Available: "2020-12"
10105	moist frozen unsweetened blinking Para-Pop	0		Effect: "Blood-Gorged", Effect Duration: 18
10106	Sherlock's boxer's terra cotta truss	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Item Drop: +25, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Terra Cotta Army", Last Available: "2020-12"
10107	auspicious vibrating terra cotta trousers	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Item Drop: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Terra Cotta Army", Last Available: "2020-12"
10108	lime green greasy fortified terra cotta tongs	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Terra Cotta Army", Last Available: "2020-12"
10109	purple family-friendly electrified terra cotta train	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Terra Cotta Army", Last Available: "2020-12"
10110	steel-toed terra cotta tie tack of the boozehound	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Booze Drop: +100, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Terra Cotta Army", Last Available: "2020-12"
10111	rosy-cheeked sinister terra cotta tambourine	0		Spell Damage: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Terra Cotta Army", Last Available: "2020-12"
10112	boiled blinking terra cotta tidbits	1		Effect: "Like a Fish to Walter", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2020-12"
10113	nitrogenated twirling terra panna cotta	0		Effect: "Boon of She-Who-Was", Effect Duration: 60
10114	greasy Herculean velour voulge	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2021-12"
10115	tumbling lard-coated stanky velour vambraces	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10116	Samson's velour veil of the blizzard	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10117	lightning-fast Van der Graaf velour viscometer	0		Initiative: +40, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10118	upside-down studded beefy velour valise	0		Muscle: +10, Damage Absorption: +80, Last Available: "2021-12"
10119	foul-smelling energetic velour vaqueros	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Stench Damage: +10, Last Available: "2021-12"
10120	altered upside-down tumbling velour veneer	1		Last Available: "2021-12"
10121	flattened modified Velougats&trade;	0		Effect: "Innately Strong", Effect Duration: 69
10122	cyan dance instructor's smartaleck's glass suspenders	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10123	scandalous careful glass shield	0		Monster Level: -10, Sleaze Damage: +5, Last Available: "2021-12"
10124	inspector's personal trainer's glass stetson	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2021-12"
10125	resourceful occult glass spectacles	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Maximum MP: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10126	blurry wool glass shiv of temperance	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2021-12"
10127	pulsating wicked dance instructor's glass serape	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Spell Damage: +5, Last Available: "2021-12"
10128	vaporized glass shards	1		Effect: "Good Motivator", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2021-12"
10129	unsweetened Vulcanized energized hard candy	0		Effect: "Crusty Head", Effect Duration: 11
10130	hardy veiny loofah lumberjack's hat	0		Maximum HP: 60, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Loofah Head-Scratch", Last Available: "2022-12"
10131	shaking coward's strapping loofah lei	0		Muscle: +5, Monster Level: -20, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Loofah Lei Lasso", Last Available: "2022-12"
10132	narrow inspector's flame-wreathed loofah lederhosen	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Item Drop: +15, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Loofah Hosenzittern", Last Available: "2022-12"
10133	razor-sharp loofah ladle of the sweet-tooth	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Candy Drop: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Loofah Stew", Last Available: "2022-12"
10134	energetic healthy loofah legwarmers	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Loofah Leglifts", Last Available: "2022-12"
10135	prompt aromatic loofah lavalier	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Adventures: +3, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Loofah Lava", Last Available: "2022-12"
10136	diluted loofah lumps	1		Effect: "Wintry Breath", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2022-12"
10137	wet chocolate-covered loofah	0		Effect: "Fruited", Effect Duration: 28
10138	frightening flagstone flag of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Spooky Damage: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Flagellate", Last Available: "2022-12"
10139	weightlifter's flagstone flail of the storm	0		Muscle: +15, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Flagflog", Last Available: "2022-12"
10140	blurry reassuring flagstone flip-flops of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: 4, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Flagstone Flap Flip", Last Available: "2022-12"
10141	friendly wizardly flagstone fez	0		Mysticality: +25, Familiar Weight: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Flagstone Fez Ritual", Last Available: "2022-12"
10142	aromatic nippy flagstone fleece	0		Cold Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Flagstone Fleece Flex", Last Available: "2022-12"
10143	wobbly up-at-dawn nasty flagstone fringe	0		Stench Damage: +5, Adventures: +5, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Flagstone Foxtrot", Last Available: "2022-12"
10144	compressed flagstone flagments	1		Effect: "Flamb&eacute;-a-thon", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2022-12"
10145	wet warmed wobbly Flag by the Foot&trade;	0		Effect: "Mucilaginous Moxiousness", Effect Duration: 47
10146	elf sleeper agent	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-12"
10147	red-and-green microcamera	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10148	curative cobbled-together Meat detector	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-12"
10149	ionized denatured tin thermos of chai	0		Effect: "Block-Rockin' Beet", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2019-12"
10150	vaporized purple prototype stimulant	1		Effect: "Singer's Faithful Ocelot", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2019-12"
10151	upside-down tailored vest of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-12"
10152	sew-on bandage	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10153	really nice net	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10154	shellacked elf army poncho	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-12"
10155	immense adequate elf army field rations	8	good	Last Available: "2019-12"
10156	gingernade	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10157	ghostly dog trainer's friendly discarded bowtie	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Experience (familiar): +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-12"
10158	enchanted drinkable squat red martiny	3	good	Effect: "Dreadful Heat", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2019-12"
10159	bouncing tryptophan dart	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10160	frozen oxidized licorice snake	0		Effect: "Demonic Taint", Effect Duration: 20
10161	moist pressed double-colloidal virgin jello shot	0		Effect: "Tearful, Fearful", Effect Duration: 60
10162	dry modified shaking mutated candy lump	0		Effect: "Fastbreaker", Effect Duration: 61
10163	oxidized quadruple-colloidal government-issued candy	0		Effect: "Pop-eyed", Effect Duration: 48
10164	colloidal Pneumo bar	0		Effect: "Wise Spirit", Effect Duration: 21
10165	mint condition Lil' Doctor&trade; bag	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-02"
10166	rosy-cheeked groovy Lil' Doctor&trade; bag	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Otoscope", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Reflex Hammer", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Chest X-Ray", Last Available: "2019-02"
10168	blood bag	0		
10169	half-sized flavorless shaking bloodstick	2	decent	
10170	weak mediocre ghostly bottle of Sanguiovese	2	decent	
10171	adequate actual blood sausage	3	good	
10172	mediocre fancy watered-down mulled blood	2	decent	Effect: "Aspect of the GravyPlum Fairy", Effect Duration: 5
10173	small adequate blood snowcone	2	good	
10174	bad Red Russian	3	decent	
10175	normal upside-down blood roll-up	4	good	
10176	acceptable bottle of blood	3	good	
10177	stale yellow spinning blood-soaked sponge cake	3	decent	
10178	lousy weak vampagne	2	decent	
10179	decent half-sized plain snowcone	2	good	
10180	fuchsia Booke of Vampyric Knowledge	0		
10181	money bag	0		
10182	skewed maroon money bag	0		
10183	money bag	0		
10184	shaking Thwaitgold mosquito statuette	0		
10185	bucket of Vampyre blood	0		
10186	blood knife	0		Lasts Until Rollover
10187	PirateRealm membership packet	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-04"
10188	narrow PirateRealm guest pass	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10189	avaricious steel-toed brainy PirateRealm eyepatch	0		Mysticality: +5, Damage Reduction: 9, Meat Drop: +30, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10190	bloody harpoon	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10191	compass	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10192	skull key	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10193	curious anemometer	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10194	Red Roger's flag	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10195	Glass Jack's spyglass	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10196	recursed compass	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10197	tomb-opener	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10198	Red Roger's map	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10199	delicious thick crabsicle	5	awesome	Last Available: "2019-04"
10200	melty plastic grenade	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10201	acceptable bottle of dark rhum	4	good	Last Available: "2019-04"
10202	drinkable bottle of extra-dark rhum	3	good	Last Available: "2019-04"
10203	irresponsibly strong acceptable bottle of super-extra-dark rhum	6	good	Last Available: "2019-04"
10204	aerosolized bouncing pirate shaving cream	0		Effect: "Wintergreen Warmongery", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2019-04"
10205	yellow Annie Oakley's conquistador's breastplate of Gandalf	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Last Available: "2019-04"
10206	razor-sharp stylish pirate pantaloons	0		Moxie: +25, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Last Available: "2019-04"
10207	[glitch season reward name]	0		
10208	signal fragment	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10209	bouncing windicle	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10210	wholesome pirate radio ring of the sewer	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Stench Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-04"
10211	Island Drinkin', a Tiki Mixology Odyssey	0		Skill: "Tiki Mixology", Last Available: "2019-04"
10212	bland pineapple slab	3	decent	Last Available: "2019-04"
10213	gigantic spoiled hibiscus petal	8	crappy	Last Available: "2019-04"
10214	super-ionized liquefied huge mint leaf	0		Effect: "Aided and Abetted", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2019-04"
10215	gray cocoa of youth	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10216	pickled jittery ice molecule	1		Last Available: "2019-04"
10217	Red Roger's reliquary	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10218	Red Roger's right hand	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10219	Red Roger's left hand	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10220	Red Roger's right foot	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-04"
10221	spinning Red Roger's left foot	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-04"
10222	blurry Red Roger's skull	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10223	distilled wobbly pewter shavings	1		Effect: "Dragged Through the Coals", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2019-04"
10224	Red Roger tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10225	PirateRealm fun-a-log	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10226	mansplainer's plush sea serpent	0		Monster Level: -85, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-04"
10227	moldy miniature pirate fork	2	???	Last Available: "2019-04"
10228	Scurvy and Sobriety Prevention	0		Skill: "Prevent Scurvy and Sobriety", Last Available: "2019-04"
10229	yellow ring	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-04"
10230	Herculean piratical blunderbuss of the bloodbag	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Maximum HP: +100, Last Available: "2019-04"
10231	lime green chaotic Sinatra's PirateRealm party hat of the blizzard	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2019-04"
10232	drinkable pulsating Island Landslide	3	good	Last Available: "2019-04"
10233	triple-distilled drinkable Island Thunderstorm	7	good	Last Available: "2019-04"
10234	smooth Island Hurricane	3	awesome	Last Available: "2019-04"
10235	spirit-forward bad Skull Punch	5	decent	Last Available: "2019-04"
10236	watered-down drinkable Electric Punch	2	good	Last Available: "2019-04"
10237	perfectly mixed jittery Smuggler's Punch	3	super EPIC	Last Available: "2019-04"
10238	mediocre Scorpion Bowl	3	decent	Last Available: "2019-04"
10239	mediocre lime green Turtle Bowl	3	decent	Last Available: "2019-04"
10240	hand-crafted practically non-alcoholic Cobra Bowl	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	Last Available: "2019-04"
10241	vampyric cloake pattern	0		Free Pull
10242	auspicious Lo Pan's hardened strapping vampyric cloake of the wise owl	0		Muscle: +5, Mysticality: +20, Damage Reduction: 3, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Item Drop: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Become a Wolf", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Become a Cloud of Mist", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Become a Bat", Last Available: "2019-03"
10243	blurry plastic pirate hat	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10244	quadruple-moist one piece of bubble gum	0		Effect: "Heart of Lavender", Effect Duration: 54
10245	pulsating arcanoferric housing	0		
10246	intact medium-wave antenna	0		
10247	huge 18-picohertz resonator crystal	0		
10248	blown-out speaker cone	0		
10249	upside-down overloaded short-pulse transistor	0		
10250	blurry Fourth of May Cosplay Saber kit	0		Free Pull
10251	upside-down censurious Fourth of May Cosplay Saber of the brute of the cheetah	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Initiative: +60, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Use the Force", Last Available: "2019-05"
10252	ring	0		Single Equip
10253	Thwaitgold nymph statuette	0		
10254	smelly chilly crafty wholesome extremely unsafe Rosewater's hewn moon-rune spoon of the empath of incineration of doom of the boozehound of the glutton	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Maximum MP: +10, Familiar Weight: +5, Cold Damage: +5, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Booze Drop: +100, Food Drop: +100, Single Equip, Alters Page Text, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Dragoon Platoon", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spittoon Monsoon", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Festoon Buffoon", Last Available: "2019-06", Rollover Effect Duration: 50
10255	cartoon harpoon	0		Last Available: "2019-06"
10256	rune-strewn spoon cocoon	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-06"
10257	Beach Comb Box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-07"
10258	chilly grievous Beach Comb of terror	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Cold Damage: +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Beach Combo", Last Available: "2019-07"
10259	tumbling grain of sand	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10260	small pile of sand	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10261	pile of sand	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10262	pile of sand	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10263	empty hourglass	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10264	upside-down hourglass	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10265	etched hourglass	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10266	corrupted magenta seashell	0		Effect: "Preternatural Greed", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2019-07"
10267	improved jittery cyan seashell	0		Effect: "Oriental Mysticism", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2019-07"
10268	adjusted mirror gray seashell	0		Effect: "Can't Smell Nothin'", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2019-07"
10269	warmed frozen jittery green seashell	0		Effect: "Jerky, Boy", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2019-07"
10270	Vulcanized dry seashell	0		Effect: "Greasy Flavor", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2019-07"
10271	bunch of sea grapes	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10272	fancy acceptable tumbling bottle of sea wine	4	good	Effect: "Mucilaginous Moxiousness", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2019-07"
10273	vaporized squat shaking kelp	1		Last Available: "2019-07"
10274	Sherlock's lion tamer's ruddy stylish slick cool brainy driftwood hat of Leguizamo of the businessman	0		Mysticality: +5, Moxie: 40, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Monster Level: +20, Experience (familiar): +2, Item Drop: +25, Meat Drop: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-07"
10275	skewed nasty Temple Grandin's rosy-cheeked hardened dance instructor's cool thinker's driftwood pants of dire peril of temperance	0		Mysticality: +10, Moxie: +5, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Weapon Damage: +20, Damage Reduction: 3, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Familiar Weight: +7, Stench Damage: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-07"
10276	pulsating family-friendly frosty Temple Grandin's Van der Graaf steel-toed shellacked extremely unsafe dangerous boxer's driftwood bracelet	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Weapon Damage: +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Damage Reduction: 16, Familiar Weight: +7, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +1, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-07"
10277	aromatic wicked waders of the businessman	0		Spell Damage: +5, Stench Resistance: +1, Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2019-07"
10278	Samson's spearfish fishing spear of vim and vigor of the empath	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2019-07"
10279	frosty curative smooth rabbitfish fin	0		Moxie: +15, Cold Spell Damage: +10, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-07"
10280	skewed piece of coral	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10281	mirror piece of driftwood	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10282	rosy-cheeked forbidden Sinatra's pirate cutlass	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-07"
10283	flame-retardant knitted curative tricorn hat	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Hot Resistance: +1, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2019-07"
10284	wobbly smelly swash buckle of Tarzan of the glutton	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Food Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-07"
10285	pulsating meteorite fragment	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10286	mansplainer's brainy meteorite earring of the brute	0		Mysticality: +5, Muscle Percent: +30, Monster Level: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-07"
10287	sizzling lion tamer's meteorite necklace of terror	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Hot Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-07"
10288	wool chaotic padded meteorite ring	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Cold Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-07"
10289	magnetized electrified moist Finnish Fish	0		Effect: "Salamanderenity", Effect Duration: 16
10290	dry chocolate doubloon	0		Effect: "Pockets of Fire", Effect Duration: 36
10291	twirling censurious wool driftwood beach comb of the businessman	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Meat Drop: +50, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-07"
10292	Distant Woods Getaway Brochure	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-08"
10293	stick of firewood	0		Last Available: "2019-08"
10294	cool whittled tiara of vim and vigor of the blizzard	0		Moxie: +5, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2019-08"
10295	pulsating zippy sage whittled shorts of mayonnaise	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2019-08"
10296	nasty Jack Frost's occult whittled flail	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Stench Damage: +5, Last Available: "2019-08"
10297	foul-smelling careful brawny whittled wand	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Monster Level: -10, Stench Damage: +10, Last Available: "2019-08"
10298	avaricious electrified resourceful whittled flute	0		Maximum MP: +50, Meat Drop: +30, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2019-08"
10299	Sherlock's Lo Pan's whittled bear figurine of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Item Drop: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-08"
10300	Tesla hardy hardened whittled owl figurine	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Maximum HP: +50, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-08"
10301	skewed avaricious nasty Newton's whittled fox figurine	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Stench Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-08"
10302	green lion tamer's electrified experienced whittled walking stick of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Experience: +2, Experience (familiar): +2, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2019-08"
10303	immense normal mirror campfire hot dog	9	good	Last Available: "2019-08"
10304	yummy thick campfire baked potato	5	awesome	Last Available: "2019-08"
10305	bite-sized moldy upside-down campfire s'more	1	crappy	Last Available: "2019-08"
10306	stale squat campfire beans	3	decent	Last Available: "2019-08"
10307	yummy campfire stew	3	awesome	Last Available: "2019-08"
10308	special campfire coffee	1	decent	Effect: "Wasabi With You", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2019-08"
10309	liquefied bouncing leftover chocolate bar	0		Effect: "Pyromania", Effect Duration: 66
10310	shaking wobbly rare Meat isotope	0		
10311	lime green mirror burnt stick	0		Last Available: "2019-08"
10312	bundle of firewood	0		Last Available: "2019-08"
10313	campfire smoke	0		
10314	Murgatroyd diode	0		
10315	spinning signal receiver	0		
10316	blurry space shield	0		
10317	signal jammer	0		Single Equip
10318	blinking low-pressure oxygen tank	0		Single Equip
10319	Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette	0		
10320	decent space chowder	3	good	
10321	high-proof bad teal space wine	7	decent	
10322	The Imploded World	0		Skill: "Implode Universe"
10323	packaged Pocket Professor	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-09"
10324	Pocket Professor memory chip	0		
10325	wobbly Law of Averages	0		
10332	twirling Unopened Eight Days a Week Pill Keeper	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-10"
10333	wool scandalous careful Eight Days a Week Pill Keeper	0		Monster Level: -10, Sleaze Damage: +5, Cold Resistance: +1, Avoid Attack: 1, Last Available: "2019-10"
10334	unopened diabolic pizza cube box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-11"
10335	diabolic pizza cube	0		Last Available: "2019-11"
10336	diabolic pizza	3	???	Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-11"
10337	yummy twirling bu&ntilde;uelos Jaliscos	4	awesome	Last Available: "2019-12"
10338	small decent flan del mar	2	good	Last Available: "2019-12"
10339	half-sized flavorless Baja sopapilla	2	decent	Last Available: "2019-12"
10340	plastic Mer-kin baker of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Last Available: "2019-12"
10341	plastic sea elf of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Last Available: "2019-12"
10342	spinning beefcake's plastic yuleviathan	0		Muscle: +25, Last Available: "2019-12"
10343	veiny plastic dolphin &quot;orphan&quot;	0		Maximum HP: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10344	fortified plastic Dolph Bossin	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Last Available: "2019-12"
10345	blinking red-spotted snapper roe	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-12"
10346	low-calorie moldy mana-coated yams	1	crappy	Last Available: "2019-11"
10347	spoiled jumbo teal mana-basted tofurkey leg	5	crappy	Last Available: "2019-11"
10348	thick yummy mana-fortified cranberry sauce	5	awesome	Last Available: "2019-11"
10349	immense enchanted moldy mirror mana-stuffed herbal stuffing	9	crappy	Effect: "Experimental Effect G-9", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2019-11"
10350	human musk	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10351	vacuum-sealed non-pressed flattened blue patch of extra-warm fur	0		Effect: "Blessing of Bulbazinalli", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2019-12"
10352	twisted wobbly skewed industrial lubricant	1		Effect: "Devil Inside", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2019-12"
10353	quadruple-adjusted galvanized fuchsia unfinished pleasure	0		Effect: "Cold as Ice", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2019-12"
10354	vaporized gray wobbly vial of humanoid growth hormone	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10355	boiled a bug's lymph	1		Effect: "Christmessy", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2019-12"
10356	concentrated non-unsweetened quantum wobbly organic potpourri	0		Effect: "OMG WTF", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2019-12"
10357	smooth boot flask	3	awesome	Last Available: "2019-12"
10358	quantum jittery infernal snowball	0		Effect: "Heart of Green", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2019-12"
10359	upside-down madness	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10360	denatured blurry fish sauce	1		Effect: "Powdered", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2019-12"
10361	stale guffin	3	decent	Last Available: "2019-12"
10362	twisted squat tumbling Shantix&trade;	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10363	teal goodberry	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10364	modified skewed non-Euclidean angle	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10365	frozen ionized peppermint syrup	0		Effect: "Memory of Speed", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2019-12"
10366	liquefied ionized frozen mirror Mer-kin eyedrops	0		Effect: "Fury of the Bells", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2019-12"
10367	denatured blue extra-strength goo	0		Effect: "Human-Hippy Hybrid", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2019-12"
10368	envelope full of Meat	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10369	dehydrated narrow livid energy	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10370	spinning micronova	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10371	powdered shaking beggin' cologne	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10372	banded oxygenated eggnog helmet of the sweet-tooth	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Candy Drop: +100, Adventure Underwater, Last Available: "2019-12"
10373	hand-knitted diving booties	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10374	peppermint harpoon gun	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10375	deionized concentrated fish broth	0		Effect: "Happy Salamander", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2019-12"
10376	ionized squat maroon liquid SONAR	0		Effect: "Chock Full o' Nanites", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2019-12"
10377	map to Dolph Bossin's hideout	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-12"
10378	skewed Dolph Bossin's charity note	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-12"
10379	tumbling toasty Dolph Bossin's Crimbo hat of the storm of the blizzard	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Hot Damage: +5, Last Available: "2019-12"
10380	The Spirit of Giving	0		Skill: "The Spirit of Taking", Last Available: "2019-12"
10381	gray The Spirit of Giving (used)	0		Skill: "The Spirit of Taking", Last Available: "2019-12"
10382	Crimbo Factory surprise box	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10383	mirror soggy gingerbread chunk	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10384	polymerized shaking salty gumdrop	0		Effect: "Space Cadet", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2019-12"
10385	miser's experienced ribbon candy ascot	0		Experience: +2, Meat Drop: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10386	moist Crimbo spices	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10387	intact anemone spike	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10388	horrifying anemoney clip	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10389	runny icing	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10390	pickled super-sweet fish goo (spoiled)	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10391	purple family-friendly flame-wreathed dog trainer's icing poncho	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2019-12"
10392	shaking Mer-kin cookiestove	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10393	pickled quadruple-denatured glob of salty molasses	0		Effect: "Be a Mind Master", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2019-12"
10394	prompt nippy Mer-kin rollpin	0		Cold Damage: +10, Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2019-12"
10395	personalizable gingerbread cookie	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10396	wobbly tinsel fin	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10397	adequate bowl of mernudo	3	good	Last Available: "2019-12"
10398	tolerable tumbling fishelada	3	good	Last Available: "2019-12"
10399	low-calorie spoiled fuchsia ojo de pez burrito	1	crappy	Last Available: "2019-12"
10400	blinking waterlogged wood	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10401	waterlogged cloth	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10402	shaking waterlogged stuffing	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10403	lime green waterlogged	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10404	waterlogged	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10405	spinning maroon prompt asbestos-lined nutcracker hat	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2019-12"
10406	prompt beefcake's nutcracker waistcoat	0		Muscle: +25, Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2019-12"
10407	brainy nutcracker pants of the glutton	0		Mysticality: +5, Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2019-12"
10408	Tesla smooth nutcracker boots	0		Moxie: +15, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10409	mirror nutcracker sword of the detective of the sweet-tooth	0		Item Drop: +20, Candy Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10410	Sherlock's forbidden nutcracker drumstick	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2019-12"
10411	Oprah's weightlifter's nutcracker beard	0		Muscle: +15, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10412	supercool Rosewater's nutcracker cape	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Moxie Percent: +20, Last Available: "2019-12"
10413	green spinning nutcracker epaulets of wisdom of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: 35, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10414	teal nutcracker figurine	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10415	spoiled salt plum	3	crappy	Last Available: "2019-12"
10416	squat peppermint eel sauce	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10417	low-calorie decent and bean	1	good	Last Available: "2019-12"
10418	blurry occult experienced kelp-holly gun of the glutton	0		Experience: +2, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2019-12"
10419	pulsating Sherlock's Yuleviathan necklace of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Item Drop: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10420	flame-retardant banded peppermint spine	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Hot Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2019-12"
10421	jittery boxer's thinker's soggy elf shoes	0		Mysticality: +10, Muscle Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10422	red hardy rock-hard Crimbylow-rise jeans	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Maximum HP: +50, Last Available: "2019-12"
10423	deadly kelp-holly drape of doom	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2019-12"
10424	executive flame-wreathed banded smartaleck's Staff of the Peppermint Twist	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Damage Absorption: +100, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2019-12"
10425	half-sized delicious tempura and bean	2	awesome	Last Available: "2019-12"
10426	mediocre practically non-alcoholic narrow salt plum sake	1	decent	Last Available: "2019-12"
10427	colloidal pressurized potion of possessiveness	0		Effect: "Icy Composition", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2019-12"
10428	unsweetened tarnished galvanized almond	0		Effect: "Hopped Up on Goofballs", Effect Duration: 50
10429	adjusted handful of mixed nuts	0		Effect: "Boletus Swoletus", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2019-12"
10430	nutcracking pliers	0		
10431	blue Retrospecs try-at-home kit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-01"
10432	red narrow Sinatra's Herculean brawny Retrospecs	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Experience (Muscle): +1, Experience (Moxie): +5, Single Equip, Free Pull, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Detect Weakness", Last Available: "2020-01"
10433	unopened Bird-a-Day calendar	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-01"
10434	Bird-a-Day calendar	0		Last Available: "2020-01"
10437	mint-in-box Powerful Glove	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-02"
10438	lightning-fast horrifying energetic medical-grade forbidden Powerful Glove	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Spooky Damage: +25, Initiative: +40, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Replace Enemy", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Shrink Enemy", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Invisible Avatar", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Triple Size", Last Available: "2020-02"
10439	enhanced signal receiver	0		
10440	squat status cymbal	0		Last Available: "2020-02"
10441	lard-coated occult personal trainer's Drip harness	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
10442	drippy truncheon of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
10443	Driplet	0		
10444	drippy snail shell	0		
10445	stale miniature fuchsia drippy nugget	2	drippy	
10446	perfectly mixed spinning glass of drippy wine	3	drippy	
10447	flavorless snack-sized bouncing drippy caviar	2	drippy	
10448	rotten drippy plum(?)	4	drippy	
10449	huge mirror vibrating drippy stake	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Single Equip
10450	blinking The Eye of the Thing in the Basement	0		
10451	drippy khakis	0		Drippy Resistance: +5
10452	drippy shield	0		Drippy Resistance: +10
10453	jittery The Fingernail of the Thing in the Basement	0		
10454	coin	0		
10455	blurry mushroom	0		
10456	deluxe mushroom	0		
10457	super deluxe mushroom	0		
10458	altered blurry fizzy soda	0		Effect: "Elemental Saucesphere", Effect Duration: 56
10459	magnetized boiled healthy juice	0		Effect: "The Dinsey Spirit", Effect Duration: 40
10460	spinning hammer	0		Plumber Power: 1, Plumber Stat: "Muscle"
10461	hammer	0		Plumber Power: 2, Plumber Stat: "Muscle"
10462	fire flower	0		Plumber Power: 1, Plumber Stat: "Mysticality"
10463	bonfire flower	0		Plumber Power: 2, Plumber Stat: "Mysticality"
10464	blurry green work boots	0		Single Equip, Plumber Power: 1, Plumber Stat: "Moxie"
10465	boots	0		Single Equip, Plumber Power: 2, Plumber Stat: "Moxie"
10466	cape of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25
10467	ghostly Temple Grandin's back shell of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Familiar Weight: +7
10468	twirling upside-down spiky back shell	0		Thorns: 1
10469	power pants	0		Maximum PP: +1
10470	skewed Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette	0		
10471	skewed Plumber's Union Handbook	0		
10472	gray scandalous bony back shell	0		Sleaze Damage: +5
10473	frosty button	0		Single Equip
10474	moist mirror purple blooper ink	0		Effect: "Boletus Swoletus", Effect Duration: 36
10475	mirror coin	0		
10476	narrow rubber doll head	0		
10477	narrow rubber doll body	0		
10478	jittery plastic doll arms	0		
10479	plastic doll legs	0		
10480	rubber baby doll	0		Damage Aura: 1
10481	Better Shrooms and Gardens catalog	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-03"
10482	packet of mushroom spores	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10483	shaking free-range mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10484	plump free-range mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10485	bulky free-range mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10486	free-range mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10487	immense free-range mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10488	blinking ghostly colossal free-range mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10489	spoiled upside-down mushroom filet	3	crappy	Last Available: "2020-03"
10490	tumbling mushroom slab	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10491	denatured bouncing mushroom tea	1		Last Available: "2020-03"
10492	tolerable mushroom whiskey	4	good	Last Available: "2020-03"
10493	hale sage mushroom cap	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Maximum HP: +20, Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2020-03"
10494	asbestos-lined stiffened studded wizardly mushroom shield	0		Mysticality: +25, Damage Absorption: +80, Damage Reduction: 1, Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2020-03"
10495	healthy hardened grievous mushroom pants of the businessman	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Damage Reduction: 3, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2020-03"
10496	pulsating Sherlock's Newton's mushroom badge of doom of the glutton	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Item Drop: +25, Food Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-03"
10497	house-sized mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10498	yellow pristine piranha seed	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10499	plastic piranha pot	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10500	improved improved piranha pollen	0		Effect: "Extra-Wet", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2020-03"
10501	skewed plumber's boots	0		Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Plumber Jump"
10502	sinistral homunculus	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-04"
10503	Rosewater's kettle bell	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Last Available: "2020-04"
10504	wobbly lion tamer's glued-together crystal ball	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Last Available: "2020-04"
10505	shellacked martini dregs	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Last Available: "2020-04"
10506	blurry Socratic flickering flashlight	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Last Available: "2020-04"
10507	tumbling crumbling rabbit's foot of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2020-04"
10508	outmoded fidget toy	0		Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2020-04"
10509	tumbling flimsy ski pole of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2020-04"
10510	shaking discarded finger painting of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Last Available: "2020-04"
10511	scandalous pizza box	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Last Available: "2020-04"
10512	zippy Sinatra's chipped coffee mug	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2020-04"
10513	Left-Hand Man action figure of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2020-04"
10514	drippy seed	0		
10515	drippy grub	0		
10516	drippy bezoar	0		
10517	Drip Institute petri dish	0		
10518	red pulsating drippy ichor	0		
10519	drippy enzyme	0		
10520	drippy salt	0		
10521	cyan drippy pigment	0		
10522	huge drippy bromide	0		
10523	yellow drippy flux	0		
10524	drippy stein	0		
10525	delicious drippy pilsner	4	drippy	
10526	upside-down drippy staff	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Drip Blast"
10528	drippy orb	0		
10529	shaking lustrous drippy orb	0		
10530	upside-down gory drippy orb of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50
10531	annealed drippy orb	0		Drippy Resistance: +5
10532	Guzzlr application	0		Free Pull
10533	Guzzlr tablet of the ox of chilblains	0		Muscle: +20, Cold Damage: +25, Last Available: "2020-05"
10534	Guzzlr cocktail set	0		Last Available: "2020-05"
10535	Guzzlrbuck	0		Last Available: "2020-05"
10536	Guzzlr hat	0		Last Available: "2020-05"
10537	Guzzlr shoes	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-05"
10538	upside-down blinking Guzzlr pants	0		Last Available: "2020-05"
10539	twirling family-friendly Guzzlr souvenir stein	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2020-05"
10540	Guzzlr tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2020-05"
10541	enchanted perfectly mixed Ghiaccio Colada	4	EPIC	Effect: "Dweeby", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2020-05"
10542	weak acceptable twirling Sourfinger	2	good	Last Available: "2020-05"
10543	perfectly mixed weak Nog-on-the-Cob	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2020-05"
10544	artisanal narrow Steamboat	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2020-05"
10545	aged Buttery Boy	4	awesome	Last Available: "2020-05"
10546	Never Don't Stop Not Striving	0		Skill: "Always Never Not Guzzling", Last Available: "2020-05"
10547	red sharpshooter's extremely unsafe clown car key	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Last Available: "2020-08"
10548	lard-coated crafty personal trainer's batting cage key	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Maximum MP: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2020-08"
10549	yellow steel-toed aqu&iacute; of the cougar of extreme caution	0		Moxie: +20, Damage Reduction: 9, Monster Level: -25, Last Available: "2020-08"
10550	energetic rosy-cheeked knob labinet key	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2020-08"
10551	greasy supercool weremoose key of the sweet-tooth	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2020-08"
10552	Jack Frost's peg key	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2020-08"
10553	jittery kekekey of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2020-08"
10554	rosewater-soaked rabbit's foot key	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2020-08"
10555	electrified clever knob shaft skate key	0		Maximum MP: +20, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2020-08"
10556	veiny ice key of vim and vigor of extreme caution	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Maximum HP: +10, Monster Level: -25, Last Available: "2020-08"
10557	blinking hardy anchovy can key	0		Maximum HP: +50, Last Available: "2020-08"
10558	cyan scorching studded cactus key	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Hot Damage: +25, Last Available: "2020-08"
10559	stiffened f'c'le sh'c'le k'y of incineration	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2020-08"
10560	huge smooth treasure chest key of the cougar	0		Moxie: 35, Last Available: "2020-08"
10561	prompt demonic key of James Dean of the detective	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Item Drop: +20, Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2020-08"
10562	stanky key sausage	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2020-08"
10563	Sinatra's strapping knob treasury key	0		Muscle: +5, Experience (Moxie): +5, Last Available: "2020-08"
10564	family-friendly knitted scrap key of the sweet-tooth	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2020-08"
10565	Temple Grandin's sinister rose key	0		Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Weight: +7, Last Available: "2020-08"
10566	music box key of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Last Available: "2020-08"
10567	mansplainer's actual skeleton key of the sweet-tooth	0		Monster Level: +15, Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2020-08"
10568	twirling huge scandalous thinker's deep-fried key of bravery	0		Mysticality: +10, Sleaze Damage: +5, Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2020-08"
10569	Van der Graaf experienced discarded bike lock key	0		Experience: +2, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2020-08"
10570	twirling Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette	0		
10571	wobbly Manual of Lock Picking	0		Skill: "Lock Picking", Last Available: "2020-08"
10572	aerosolized spinning narrow marshroom	0		Effect: "Crotchety, Pining", Effect Duration: 51
10573	bag of Iunion stones	0		Free Pull
10574	Iunion Crown	0		Last Available: "2020-06"
10575	drippy candy bar	0		
10576	dry wobbly salty drippy candy bar	0		Effect: "Saucemastery", Effect Duration: 51
10577	quantum writhing drippy candy bar	0		Effect: "Mortarfied", Effect Duration: 19
10578	non-ionized mirror gooey drippy candy bar	0		Effect: "The Real Deal", Effect Duration: 64
10579	baby camelCalf	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-07"
10580	skewed dromedary drinking helmet	0		
10581	packaged SpinMaster&trade; lathe	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-08"
10582	SpinMaster&trade; lathe	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10583	flimsy hardwood scraps	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10584	olive mirror toasty birch battery of doom	0		Hot Damage: +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-08"
10585	twirling huge inspector's wool gravedigger's ebony epee	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +1, Item Drop: +15, Lasts Until Rollover, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Disarming Thrust", Last Available: "2020-08"
10586	clever rosy-cheeked weeping willow wand of courage	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Maximum MP: +20, Spooky Resistance: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Barrage of Tears", Last Available: "2020-08"
10587	lightning-fast avaricious greedy beechwood blowgun	0		Meat Drop: 50, Initiative: +40, Lasts Until Rollover, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Poison Dart", Last Available: "2020-08"
10588	Annie Oakley's stylish maple magnet of vim and vigor	0		Moxie: +25, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-08"
10589	Dreadsylvanian hemlock	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10590	pulsating chaotic padded hemlock helm of the brazier	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2020-08"
10591	sweaty balsam	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10592	skewed upside-down padded boxer's balsam barrel of the glutton	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Damage Absorption: +20, Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2020-08"
10593	redwood	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10594	super-vacuum-sealed denatured upside-down cyan redwood rain stick	0		Effect: "Natural 20", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2020-08"
10595	purpleheart logs	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10596	Fonzie's smartaleck's purpleheart &quot;pants&quot; of the brazier	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Experience (Moxie): +1, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2020-08"
10597	wormwood stick	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10598	razor-sharp brawny smooth wormwood wedding ring of the sewer of terror	0		Moxie: +15, Muscle Percent: +20, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Stench Damage: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-08"
10599	olive Dripwood slab	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10600	drippy diadem	0		Drippy Resistance: +15, Last Available: "2020-08"
10601	ghostly Thwaitgold slug statuette	0		
10602	stiffened ert grey goo ring	0		Damage Reduction: 1
10603	wobbly fistful of wood shavings	0		
10604	Yeg's Motel ashtray	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10605	blinking Yeg's Motel alarm clock	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10606	denatured skewed tumbling Yeg's Motel toothbrush	0		Effect: "Held Closer", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2020-09"
10607	triple-pressed energized electrified Yeg's Motel hand soap	0		Effect: "Make Meat FA$T!", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2020-09"
10608	Yeg's Motel sewing kit	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10609	huge adequate enchanted Yeg's Motel pillow mint	9	good	Effect: "Craft Tea", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2020-09"
10610	Yeg's Motel disposable razor	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10611	triple-dry Vulcanized Yeg's Motel mouthwash	0		Effect: "Slimy Flavor", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2020-09"
10612	lime green jittery stiffened Yeg's Motel shower cap of the businessman	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Meat Drop: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-09"
10613	smooth brainy Yeg's Motel bathrobe	0		Mysticality: +5, Moxie: +15, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-09"
10614	supercharged rock-hard Yeg's Motel slippers	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-09"
10615	Yeg's Motel stationery	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10616	Yeg's Motel minibar key	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10617	sizzling desk bell	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10618	frost-rimed desk bell	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10619	blurry uncanny desk bell	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10620	nasty desk bell	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10621	greasy desk bell	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10622	blurry purple chess set	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10623	onyx king	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10624	onyx queen	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10625	onyx rook	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10626	yellow onyx bishop	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10627	onyx knight	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10628	tumbling onyx pawn	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10629	alabaster king	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10630	alabaster queen	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10631	bouncing alabaster rook	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10632	alabaster bishop	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10633	pulsating alabaster knight	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10634	alabaster pawn	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10635	bagged Cargo Cultist Shorts	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-09"
10636	sizzling energetic baleful smooth Cargo Cultist Shorts	0		Moxie: +15, Spell Damage: +25, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Hot Damage: +10, Last Available: "2020-09"
10637	complicated device	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10638	watered-down acceptable flask of moonshine	2	good	Last Available: "2020-09"
10639	Jack Frost's hardy sea-worn candlestick of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Maximum HP: +50, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2020-09"
10640	Universal Seasoning	0		
10641	deionized corrupted olive null-day exploit	0		Effect: "Sweet Incentive", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2025-12"
10642	flame orb	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10643	decent chocolate chip muffin	3	good	
10644	Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-10"
10645	Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium (well-read)	0		Last Available: "2020-10"
10646	packaged knock-off retro superhero cape	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-11"
10647	Vampire Slicer trench cape	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Maximum HP: +50, Hot Resistance: +3, Cold Resistance: +3, Spooky Resistance: +3, Stench Resistance: +3, Sleaze Resistance: +3
10648	box o' ghosts	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-12"
10649	ghostly tumbling gregarious ghostling	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-12"
10650	grinning ghostling	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-12"
10651	upside-down greedy ghostling	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-12"
10652	subscription cocoa dispenser	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10653	aerosolized fortifying hot cocoa	0		Effect: "Object Detection", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2020-12"
10654	non-magnetized boiling hot cocoa	0		Effect: "Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2020-12"
10655	pressed alkaline cool hot cocoa	0		Effect: "Lifted Spirits", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2020-12"
10656	extra-activated overly-fancy hot cocoa	0		Effect: "Shawarma Initiative", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2020-12"
10657	non-boiled Vulcanized hot cocoa au beurre	0		Effect: "Greedy Resolve", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2020-12"
10658	pickled cold-filtered hot cocoa with rainbow marshmallows	0		Effect: "Funky Coal Patina", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2020-12"
10659	blurry medical-grade Book of Old-Timey Carols	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2020-12"
10660	Crimbo smile of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Last Available: "2020-12"
10661	Sinatra's SalesCo sample kit	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Last Available: "2020-12"
10662	quadruple-pressed polarized liquefied candy harmonica	0		Effect: "Fever From the Flavor", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2020-12"
10663	modified corrupted mirror sugar	0		Effect: "Superheroic", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2020-12"
10664	moist magnetized multi-level marzipan	0		Effect: "Newt Gets In Your Eyes", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2020-12"
10665	Van der Graaf plastic Crimbo caroler	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2020-12"
10666	jittery Tesla plastic multi-level marketer	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2020-12"
10667	plastic Crimbo cheer of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2020-12"
10668	plastic Mirth of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Last Available: "2020-12"
10669	wobbly hale plastic Penny	0		Maximum HP: +20, Last Available: "2020-12"
10670	tumbling overflowing gift basket	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10671	personalized wassail stein	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10672	tabletop candy dispenser	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10673	skewed MacGyver's neck wreath	0		Maximum MP: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10674	blinking coward's shining star cap	0		Monster Level: -20, Last Available: "2020-12"
10675	blinking smartaleck's nativity shorts	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Last Available: "2020-12"
10676	up-at-dawn healthy myrrh pouch	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Adventures: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10677	steel-toed stiffened frankincenser	0		Damage Reduction: 10, Last Available: "2020-12"
10678	deadly gilded trumpet of incineration	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10679	strapping &quot;reusable&quot; grocery bag	0		Muscle: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-12"
10680	blue wine carrier of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-12"
10681	ruddy candy bucket	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-12"
10682	dry prescription teeth whitener	0		Effect: "Remaining Alive", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2020-12"
10683	double-aerosolized flattened blurry imported lemon lozenge	0		Effect: "Slimy Flavor", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2020-12"
10684	electrified boiled olive hermedisiac cologne	0		Effect: "Painted-On Bikini", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2020-12"
10685	government food shipment	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10686	government booze shipment	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10687	government candy shipment	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10688	upside-down Crimbo Cheer tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10689	Crimbo Carol tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10690	Crimbo Commerce tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10691	pulsating food drive button	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10692	booze drive button	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10693	teal candy drive button	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10694	food mailing list	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10695	booze mailing list	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10696	mirror candy mailing list	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10697	veiny stiffened fruit bat	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Maximum HP: +10, Class: "Seal Clubber", Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10698	electrified brainy tinsel orb	0		Mysticality: +5, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Last Available: "2020-12"
10699	lightning-fast snowpack of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Initiative: +40, Class: "Pastamancer", Last Available: "2020-12"
10700	skewed family-friendly supercharged Satan hat	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Class: "Sauceror", Last Available: "2020-12"
10701	twirling curative Crimbo stockings of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Class: "Disco Bandit", Last Available: "2020-12"
10702	chilly Oprah's poncho de azucar	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Cold Damage: +5, Class: "Accordion Thief", Last Available: "2020-12"
10703	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1	0		Skill: "Long Winter's Nap", Last Available: "2020-12"
10704	wobbly The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 (used)	0		Skill: "Long Winter's Nap", Last Available: "2020-12"
10705	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2	0		Skill: "Bowl Full of Jelly", Last Available: "2020-12"
10706	jittery The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 (used)	0		Skill: "Bowl Full of Jelly", Last Available: "2020-12"
10707	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3	0		Skill: "Ashes and Soot", Last Available: "2020-12"
10708	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3 (used)	0		Skill: "Ashes and Soot", Last Available: "2020-12"
10709	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4	0		Skill: "Eye and a Twist", Last Available: "2020-12"
10710	mirror fuchsia The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used)	0		Skill: "Eye and a Twist", Last Available: "2020-12"
10711	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5	0		Skill: "Dimples, How Merry!", Last Available: "2020-12"
10712	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 (used)	0		Skill: "Dimples, How Merry!", Last Available: "2020-12"
10713	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6	0		Skill: "Chubby and Plump", Last Available: "2020-12"
10714	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 (used)	0		Skill: "Chubby and Plump", Last Available: "2020-12"
10715	thick toothsome and pepper (stale)	5	awesome	Last Available: "2020-12"
10716	tolerable watered-down upside-down cranberry margarita (brackish)	2	good	Last Available: "2020-12"
10717	shaking fuzzy polar bear ears	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Experience (Muscle): +3, Last Available: "2020-12"
10718	nose	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Last Available: "2020-12"
10719	yellow goose mask	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Experience (Moxie): +3, Last Available: "2020-12"
10720	weak bad barrel-aged eggnog	2	decent	Last Available: "2020-12"
10721	stale hand-crafted candy cane	4	decent	Last Available: "2020-12"
10722	moldy drive-thru burger	4	crappy	Last Available: "2020-12"
10723	acceptable watered-down Boulevardier cocktail	2	good	Last Available: "2020-12"
10724	anodized skewed shaking Hotwire&trade; brand candy rope	0		Effect: "Nigh-Invincible", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2020-12"
10725	decent big teal bowl full of jelly	5	good	Last Available: "2020-12"
10726	smooth pulsating Eye and a Twist	4	awesome	Last Available: "2020-12"
10727	non-cold-filtered Chubby and Plump bar	0		Effect: "It Didn't Kill You", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2020-12"
10728	blurry digibritches	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
10729	gray upside-down packaged crystal ball	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-01"
10730	crystal ball	0		Initiative: +50, Last Available: "2021-01", Item Drop (sporadic): +25
10731	ghostly fresh can of paint	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-12"
10732	fresh coat of paint	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10733	ghostly fuchsia emotion chip	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-02", Skill: "Emotionally Chipped"
10734	shaking spinal-fluid-covered emotion chip	0		Last Available: "2021-02", Skill: "Emotionally Chipped"
10735	shaking robo-battery	0		
10736	Thwaitgold listening bug statuette	0		
10737	purple power seed	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-03"
10738	blurry potted power plant	0		Last Available: "2021-03"
10739	diffused non-boiled enhanced battery (AAA)	0		Effect: "Bustle Hustlin'", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2021-03"
10740	electrified yellow battery (AA)	0		Effect: "Riboflavin'", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2021-03"
10741	diffused gray battery (D)	0		Effect: "Izchak's Blessing", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2021-03"
10742	colloidal blue battery (9-Volt)	0		Effect: "Red Misty-Eyed", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2021-03"
10743	alkaline pickled battery (lantern)	0		Effect: "Human-Orc Hybrid", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2021-03"
10744	alkaline ionized battery (car)	0		Effect: "Pill Power", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2021-03"
10745	cryptocloak	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
10746	jittery marshmallow	0		
10747	hand-crafted practically non-alcoholic twirling marshmallow bomb	1	super ultra EPIC	Last Available: "2021-03"
10748	blurry packaged backup camera	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-04"
10749	backup camera	0		Maximum HP / MP: +20, Meat Drop: +50, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Back-Up to your Last Enemy", Last Available: "2021-04"
10750	shortest-order cook	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-05"
10751	narrow plate	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10752	quantum wet short beer	0		Effect: "Boschface", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2021-05"
10753	frozen short stack of pancakes	0		Effect: "Total Protonic Reversal", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2021-05"
10754	liquefied polymerized yellow short stick of butter	0		Effect: "Human-Beast Hybrid", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2021-05"
10755	aerosolized flattened short glass of water	0		Effect: "Aloofah", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2021-05"
10756	double-Vulcanized mirror short	0		Effect: "Hyperoxygenated Blood", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2021-05"
10757	Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette	0		
10758	quantum of familiar	0		
10759	Newton's savvy familiar scrapbook	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Show Your Boring Familiar Pictures", Last Available: "2021-06"
10760	packaged familiar scrapbook	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-06"
10761	bouncing clan underground fireworks shop	0		Last Available: "2021-07"
10762	ruddy stiffened fedora-mounted fountain of courage	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Spooky Resistance: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-07"
10763	tumbling Temple Grandin's sombrero-mounted sparkler of dire peril of incineration	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Familiar Weight: +7, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-07"
10764	family-friendly boxer's thinker's porkpie-mounted popper	0		Mysticality: +10, Muscle Percent: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-07"
10765	twirling rocket	0		Last Available: "2021-07"
10766	green rocket	0		Last Available: "2021-07"
10767	rocket	0		Last Available: "2021-07"
10768	flavorless fire crackers	3	decent	Last Available: "2021-07"
10769	Arr, M80	0		Last Available: "2021-07"
10770	studded occult Catherine Wheel	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Damage Absorption: +80, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-07"
10771	greedy rocket boots of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +20, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-07"
10772	friendly sparkler of chilblains	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Cold Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-07"
10773	Our Daily Candles&trade; order form	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-08"
10774	boiled olive Scent of a Human&trade; candle	0		Effect: "Newt Gets In Your Eyes", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2021-08"
10775	irradiated blurry The Beast Within&trade; candle	0		Effect: "The Best a Pirate Can Get", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2021-08"
10776	nitrogenated quantum squat Salsa Caliente&trade; candle	0		Effect: "Blessing of Charcoatl", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2021-08"
10777	quantum irradiated quadruple-anodized huge Smoldering Clover&trade; candle	0		Effect: "Hot Buttoned", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2021-08"
10778	polymerized Napalm In The Morning&trade; candle	0		Effect: "[1342]Slicked-Back Do", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2021-08"
10779	auspicious extra-large utility candle of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Item Drop: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-08"
10780	olive blurry perfumed supercool runed taper candle	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Stench Resistance: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-08"
10781	twirling greedy smelly novelty sparkling candle of the cheetah	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +20, Initiative: +60, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-08"
10782	shaking scorching Abracandalabra of the detective	0		Hot Damage: +25, Item Drop: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-08"
10783	jittery extra-wide head candle of dire peril of the overflowing toilet	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-08"
10784	alkaline natural magick candle	0		Effect: "Crimbo Flavor", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2021-08"
10785	colloidal rainbow glitter candle	0		Effect: "Elemental Flavor", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2021-08"
10786	electrified dry huge yellow banana candle	0		Effect: "Action", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2021-08"
10787	pickled galvanized enhanced ear candle	0		Effect: "Eyes Wide Propped", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2021-08"
10788	aerosolized modified jittery votive of confidence	0		Effect: "Radiant Personality", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2021-08"
10789	spinning Da Vinci's water candle	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Water: 3, Lasts Until Rollover
10790	foul-smelling B. L. A. R. T.	0		Stench Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "B. L. A. R. T. Spray (narrow)", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "B. L. A. R. T. Spray (medium)", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "B. L. A. R. T. Spray (wide)"
10791	Thwaitgold fire beetle statuette	0		
10792	empty nacho cheese can	0		Water: 1
10793	pulsating literal bucket hat	0		Water: 5
10794	green rainproof barrel caulk	0		
10795	blinking pump grease	0		
10796	packaged industrial fire extinguisher	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-09"
10797	spinning upside-down family-friendly double-paned sharpshooter's supercharged industrial fire extinguisher of the wise owl of the storm	0		Mysticality: +20, Maximum MP Percent: 70, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Cold Resistance: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Foam 'em Up", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Polar Vortex", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Foam Yourself", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Blast the Area", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Zone Specific", Last Available: "2021-09"
10798	huge The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells	0		Skill: "Dead Nostrils", Last Available: "2021-08"
10799	shaking The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells (read)	0		Skill: "Dead Nostrils", Last Available: "2021-08"
10800	1950 Vampire Vintner wine	1	awesome	Last Available: "2021-10"
10801	bottled Vampire Vintner	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-10"
10802	French-Transylvanian Dictionary	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10803	packaged Daylight Shavings Helmet	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-11"
10804	shaking hardened Sinatra's beefy Daylight Shavings Helmet	0		Muscle: +10, Experience (Moxie): +5, Damage Reduction: 3, Last Available: "2021-11"
10805	blue eggwater	1	good	Last Available: "2021-12"
10806	decent blurry bread man	3	good	Last Available: "2021-12"
10807	half-sized moldy plain candy cane	2	crappy	Last Available: "2021-12"
10808	snack-sized adequate flour cookie	2	good	Last Available: "2021-12"
10809	narrow slick plastic food lab	0		Moxie: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10810	green stiffened plastic nog lab	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10811	veiny plastic chem lab	0		Maximum HP: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10812	huge Oprah's plastic primary lab	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10813	chilly plastic Cheer Core	0		Cold Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10814	packaged medicine cabinet	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-12"
10815	medicine cabinet	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10816	wobbly aromatic stylish ice crown of James Dean	0		Moxie: +25, Experience (Moxie): +3, Stench Resistance: +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-12"
10817	wobbly Newton's beefy jeans of the dark arts	0		Muscle: +10, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-12"
10818	maroon family-friendly stanky smooth ice wrap	0		Moxie: +15, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-12"
10819	moldy jittery tofu pop	4	crappy	Last Available: "2021-12"
10820	spoiled pulsating bowl of prescription candy	4	crappy	Last Available: "2021-12"
10821	bland fishcake	3	decent	Last Available: "2021-12"
10822	bite-sized flavorless skewed bone broth	1	decent	Last Available: "2021-12"
10823	adequate star pop	3	good	Last Available: "2021-12"
10824	watered-down aged tumbling Doc's Fortifying Wine	2	awesome	Last Available: "2021-12"
10825	artisanal Doc's Smartifying Wine	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2021-12"
10826	drinkable extra-dry special Doc's Limbering Wine	5	good	Effect: "Scavengers Scavenging", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2021-12"
10827	perfectly mixed practically non-alcoholic bouncing Doc's Medical-Grade Wine	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2021-12"
10828	mixed squat mirror Homebodyl&trade;	1		Last Available: "2021-12"
10829	powdered Extrovermectin&trade;	1		Last Available: "2021-12"
10830	distilled upside-down Breathitin&trade;	1		Last Available: "2021-12"
10831	dehydrated teal Fleshazole&trade;	1		Last Available: "2021-12"
10832	chilled colloidal electrified anti-burn cream	0		Effect: "Happy Trails", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2021-12"
10833	magnetized huge anti-freeze cream	0		Effect: "Shawarma Initiative", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2021-12"
10834	pickled blue anti-goosebump cream	0		Effect: "Egg-cellent Vocabulary", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2021-12"
10835	warmed Vulcanized anti-odor cream	0		Effect: "Celestial Body", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2021-12"
10836	double-moist concentrated cyan anti-creep cream	0		Effect: "Browbeaten", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2021-12"
10837	improved energized anti-pain cream	0		Effect: "Barbecue Saucy", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2021-12"
10838	hand-crafted squat Doc's Special Reserve Wine	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2021-12"
10839	toothsome bread pie	3	awesome	Last Available: "2021-12"
10840	mediocre clear Russian	3	decent	Last Available: "2021-12"
10841	zero-trust tanktop	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
10842	Crimbo ball	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10843	Crimbo ball	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10844	gooified animal matter	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10845	tumbling gooified vegetable matter	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10846	gooified mineral matter	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10847	apple brown pudding pie	3	EPIC	Effect: "Hoity Toity", Effect Duration: 13
10848	extra-sweet chocolate and pear nog	3	good	Effect: "Hoity Toity", Effect Duration: 33
10849	coagulated plum pudding isomers	2		Effect: "Festively Experimented-Upon", Effect Duration: 50
10850	mirror goo magnet	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10851	twirling prompt cozy scarf	0		Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2021-12"
10852	decent huge Crimbo cookie	4	good	Last Available: "2023-06"
10853	triple-irradiated twirling skewed fleshy putty	0		Effect: "Boilermade", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2021-12"
10854	teal quilted third ear	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10855	festive egg sac	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10856	poisonsettia	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10857	jittery jittery flame-retardant peppermint-scented socks	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2021-12"
10858	spinning the Crymbich Manuscript	0		Skill: "Ancient Crymbo Lore", Last Available: "2021-12"
10859	mirror jittery projectile chemistry set	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10860	squat hale depleted Crimbonium football helmet	0		Maximum HP: +20, Last Available: "2021-12"
10861	synthetic rock	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10862	normal &quot;caramel&quot;	3	good	Last Available: "2021-12"
10863	brainy self-repairing earmuffs	0		Mysticality: +5, Last Available: "2021-12"
10864	Annie Oakley's carnivorous potted plant	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Last Available: "2021-12"
10865	blurry universal biscuit	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10866	Sinatra's yule hatchet	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Last Available: "2021-12"
10867	potato alarm clock	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10868	small fancy spoiled lab-grown meat	2	crappy	Effect: "Outer Wolf&trade;", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2021-12"
10869	huge fleece of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Last Available: "2021-12"
10870	boxed gumball machine	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10871	cloning kit	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10872	skewed jittery healthy pants	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2021-12"
10873	blinking forbidden Herculean can of mixed everything of the sweet-tooth	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2021-12"
10874	skewed Site Alpha ID badge	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10875	twirling the Crymbich Manuscript (used)	0		Skill: "Ancient Crymbo Lore", Last Available: "2021-12"
10876	small spoiled meatball	2	crappy	Last Available: "2021-12"
10877	upside-down cloned monster	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10878	meatball machine	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10879	refurbished air fryer	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10880	dried fried air	1		Last Available: "2021-12"
10881	11-leaf clover	0		
10882	carton of astral energy drinks	0		
10883	modified astral energy drink	1		Effect: "Phairly Balanced", Effect Duration: 10
10884	mint condition magnifying glass	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
10885	ghostly rosewater-soaked hardened magnifying glass of Flo-Jo	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Stench Resistance: +3, Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2022-12"
10886	delicious huge void lager	4	awesome	Last Available: "2022-12"
10887	normal void burger	4	good	Last Available: "2022-12"
10888	void stone	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
10889	nippy sage void shard of the scaredy-cat of incineration	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Monster Level: -15, Cold Damage: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2022-12"
10890	undrilled cosmic bowling ball	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-01"
10891	tumbling cosmic bowling ball	0		Last Available: "2022-01"
10892	combat lover's locket lockbox	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-02"
10893	smartaleck's combat lover's locket	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Single Equip, Gear Drop: [pref(locketPhylum,demon)*50], Last Available: "2022-02"
10894	Thwaitgold protozoa statuette	0		
10895	grey gosling	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-03"
10896	grey down vest	0		Experience (familiar): +2
10897	trojan horseshoe	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
10898	undamaged Unbreakable Umbrella	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-04"
10899	chilly quilted baleful brawny unbreakable umbrella (broken)	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Spell Damage: +25, Damage Absorption: +40, Cold Damage: +5
10900	MayDay&trade; contract	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-05"
10901	spinning MayDay&trade; supply package	0		Last Available: "2022-05"
10902	activated concentrated improved mirror spinning emergency glowstick	0		Effect: "Tea-hee", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2022-05"
10903	red survival knife of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-05"
10904	narrow Rosewater's crank-powered radio on a lanyard	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-05"
10905	healthy headlamp	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-05"
10906	blurry up-at-dawn grievous thermal blanket of the bloodbag	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Maximum HP: +100, Adventures: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-05"
10907	mansplainer's atlas of local maps	0		Monster Level: +15, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-05"
10908	alkaline spare battery	0		Effect: "Sweetened and Fattened", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2022-05"
10909	space blanket	0		Last Available: "2022-05"
10910	ionized extra-ionized single-use dust mask	0		Effect: "Proprie Tea", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2022-05"
10911	concentrated energized spinning gaffer's tape	0		Effect: "Radiated and Grodiated", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2022-05"
10912	huge rotten 20-lb can of rice and beans	8	crappy	Last Available: "2022-05"
10913	blurry bar of freeze-dried water	1	good	Last Available: "2022-05"
10914	delicious fancy expired MRE	4	awesome	Effect: "Pumped Up", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2022-05"
10915	rotten cool mint precipice bar	3	crappy	Last Available: "2022-05"
10916	bland carrot cake precipice bar	3	decent	Last Available: "2022-05"
10917	The Big Book of Every Skill	0		
10918	Thwaitgold harvestman statuette	0		
10919	packaged June cleaver	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-06"
10920	pulsating olive lightning-fast smelly June cleaver of bravery	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +5, Initiative: +40, Attacks Can't Miss, Last Available: "2022-06"
10921	bad Dad's brandy	4	decent	Last Available: "2022-06"
10922	medical-grade teacher's pen of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2022-06"
10923	small normal lime green fire-roasted lake trout	2	good	Last Available: "2022-06"
10924	toothsome guilty sprout	3	awesome	Last Available: "2022-06"
10925	nippy sinister mother's necklace	0		Spell Damage: +10, Cold Damage: +10, Last Available: "2022-06"
10926	aerosolized tarnished trampled ticket stub	0		Effect: "Sleazy Weapon", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2022-06"
10927	aerosolized quadruple-improved blurry savings bond	0		Effect: "You Liver", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2022-06"
10928	ghostly designer sweatpants (new stock)	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-07"
10929	designer sweatpants	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Flick", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Flood", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Spray", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Sip", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Make Sweat-Ade", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Drench Yourself in Sweat", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sip Some Sweat", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Sweat Out Some Booze", Last Available: "2022-07"
10930	vaporized upside-down mirror sweat-ade	1		Effect: "Empathy", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2022-07"
10931	unopened stillsuit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-08"
10932	mirror stillsuit	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Experience (familiar): +1, Familiar Damage: +10, Last Available: "2022-08"
10933	thick dinosaur	0		
10934	dinosaur scale	0		
10935	blue pristine dinosaur feather	0		
10936	fuchsia twirling nasty dinosaur spike	0		
10937	pterodactyl rifle of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Snipe Pterodactyl"
10938	birdseed hat	0		
10939	flatusaur gasmask	0		
10940	shaking dinosaur dart	0		
10941	quadruple-diffused super-dry Dino DNAde&trade;	0		Effect: "Frozen Hands", Effect Duration: 21
10942	dinosaur repellent	0		
10943	Annie Oakley's camouflage vest	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20
10944	blurry gray Dinodollar	0		
10945	valuable dinosaur droppings	0		
10946	bouncing dinosaur pheromone kit	0		
10947	spinning extremely unsafe smooth awkward dinosaur research harness of the storm	0		Moxie: +15, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Maximum MP Percent: +40
10948	therapeutic reflective vest	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
10949	aromatic dinosaur	0		Stench Resistance: +1
10950	Thwaitgold mosquito-in-amber statuette	0		
10951	packaged Jurassic Parka	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-09"
10952	huge lion tamer's strapping Jurassic Parka	0		Muscle: +5, Experience (familiar): +2, Avoid Attack: 1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Engage ultra-attractive parka mode", Last Available: "2022-09"
10953	boxed autumn-aton	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-10"
10954	teal autumn-aton	0		Last Available: "2022-10"
10955	tarnished quadruple-moist aerosolized maroon shaking autumn leaf	0		Effect: "Burning Hands", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2022-10"
10956	practically non-alcoholic lousy AutumnFest ale	1	decent	Last Available: "2022-10"
10957	jittery frightening Fonzie's autumn sweater-weather sweater of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Experience (Moxie): +1, Spooky Damage: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-10"
10958	chilly Da Vinci's strapping autumn debris shield of the storm	0		Muscle: +5, Experience (Mysticality): +5, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Cold Damage: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-10"
10959	delicious autumn-spice donut	3	awesome	Last Available: "2022-10"
10960	boiled yellow autumn dollar	0		Effect: "Berry Thorny", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2022-10"
10961	miser's smelly Oprah's autumn leaf pendant	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-10"
10962	altered jittery shaking autumn breeze	1		Last Available: "2022-10"
10963	aerosolized frozen autumn years wisdom	0		Effect: "meat.enh", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2022-10"
10964	olive narrow familiar-in-the-middle wrapper	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
10965	bad Oopsie IPA	4	decent	Last Available: "2022-10"
10966	mummified entombed cookbookbat	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-11"
10967	Yeast of Boris	0		Last Available: "2022-11"
10968	teal St. Sneaky Pete's Whey	0		Last Available: "2022-11"
10969	Vegetable of Jarlsberg	0		Last Available: "2022-11"
10970	enchanted spoiled ratatouille de Jarlsberg	3	crappy	Effect: "Warm Belly", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2022-11"
10971	massive bland purple Jarlsberg's vegetable soup	10	decent	Last Available: "2022-11"
10972	normal wobbly narrow roasted vegetable of Jarlsberg	3	good	Last Available: "2022-11"
10973	half-sized rotten blinking St. Pete's sneaky smoothie	2	crappy	Last Available: "2022-11"
10974	diet bland bouncing Pete's wiley whey bar	1	decent	Last Available: "2022-11"
10975	fancy flavorless Pete's rich ricotta	4	decent	Effect: "Knob Goblin Lust Frenzy", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2022-11"
10976	tolerable Boris's beer	4	good	Last Available: "2022-11"
10977	rotten maroon honey bun of Boris	4	crappy	Last Available: "2022-11"
10978	toothsome Boris's bread	4	awesome	Last Available: "2022-11"
10979	mirror Recipe of Before Yore: ratatouille de Jarlsberg	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "ratatouille de Jarlsberg"
10980	Recipe of Before Yore: Jarlsberg's vegetable soup	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Jarlsberg's vegetable soup"
10981	Recipe of Before Yore: roasted vegetable of J.	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "roasted vegetable of Jarlsberg"
10982	upside-down Recipe of Before Yore: St. Pete's sneaky smoothie	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "St. Pete's sneaky smoothie"
10983	spinning Recipe of Before Yore: Pete's wily whey bar	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Pete's wiley whey bar"
10984	Recipe of Before Yore: Pete's rich ricotta	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Pete's rich ricotta"
10985	shaking mirror Recipe of Before Yore: Boris's beer	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Boris's beer"
10986	lime green Recipe of Before Yore: honey bun of Boris	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "honey bun of Boris"
10987	fuchsia Recipe of Before Yore: Boris's bread	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Boris's bread"
10988	miniature moldy wobbly baked veggie ricotta casserole	2	crappy	Last Available: "2022-11"
10989	adequate mirror plain calzone	3	good	Last Available: "2022-11"
10990	toothsome roasted vegetable focaccia	3	awesome	Last Available: "2022-11"
10991	snack-sized moldy Pizza of Legend	2	crappy	Last Available: "2022-11"
10992	fancy stale narrow Calzone of Legend	4	decent	Effect: "Wintergreen Warmongery", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2022-11"
10993	Recipe of Before Yore: Calzone of Legend	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Calzone of Legend"
10994	lime green Recipe of Before Yore: Pizza of Legend	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Pizza of Legend"
10995	Recipe of Before Yore: roasted vegetable focaccia	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "roasted vegetable focaccia"
10996	Recipe of Before Yore: plain calzone	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "plain calzone"
10997	Recipe of Before Yore: baked veggie ricotta	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "baked veggie ricotta casserole"
10998	cookbookbat book	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10999	Recipe of Before Yore: Deep Dish of Legend	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Deep Dish of Legend"
11000	toothsome Deep Dish of Legend	3	awesome	Last Available: "2022-11"
11001	deed to Oliver's Place	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-01"
11002	narrow drink chit	0		Last Available: "2024-01"
11003	government per-diem	0		Last Available: "2024-01"
11004	fireproof prohie's hat	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2024-01"
11005	oxidized non-dry red imported taffy	0		Effect: "Inner Warmth", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2024-01"
11006	narrow electrified Charleston shoes of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-01"
11007	narrow booze bindle	0		Last Available: "2024-01"
11008	asbestos-lined hardened rare oboe	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2024-01"
11009	lard-coated smartaleck's bullet necklace	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-01"
11010	fancy low-calorie adequate swamp haunch	1	good	Effect: "Afternoon Insight", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2024-01"
11011	Newton's cool gator shades	0		Moxie: +5, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-01"
11012	milk cap	0		Last Available: "2024-01"
11013	practically non-alcoholic bad twirling Charleston Choo-Choo	1	decent	Last Available: "2024-01"
11014	smooth spirit-forward Velvet Veil	5	awesome	Last Available: "2024-01"
11015	lousy Marltini	3	decent	Last Available: "2024-01"
11016	mediocre triple-distilled ghostly Strong, Silent Type	7	decent	Last Available: "2024-01"
11017	bad watered-down Mysterious Stranger	2	decent	Last Available: "2024-01"
11018	drinkable Champagne Shimmy	3	good	Last Available: "2024-01"
11019	upside-down the Sot's parcel	0		Last Available: "2024-01"
11020	shaking mirror inspector's experienced ceramic cestus	0		Experience: +2, Item Drop: +15, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ceramic Punch", Last Available: "2023-12"
11021	blurry toasty rock-hard forbidden ceramic centurion shield	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Damage Reduction: 5, Hot Damage: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ceramic Bash", Last Available: "2023-12"
11022	gravedigger's ceramic celery grater of the cheetah	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Initiative: +60, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ceramic Grate", Last Available: "2023-12"
11023	mirror boxer's smooth ceramic celsiturometer of the early riser	0		Moxie: +15, Muscle Percent: +10, Adventures: +7, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ceramic Boil", Last Available: "2023-12"
11024	spinning Sherlock's Jim Carey's ceramic cerecloth belt of the cheetah	0		Monster Level: +25, Item Drop: +25, Initiative: +60, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ceramic Skullgaze", Last Available: "2023-12"
11025	reassuring ceramic cenobite's robe of the bloodbag of the brazier	0		Maximum HP: +100, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ceramic Cenobitize", Last Available: "2023-12"
11026	denatured bouncing ceramic scree	1		Last Available: "2023-12"
11027	Vulcanized extra-hard jawbreaker	0		Effect: "Memory of Resilience", Effect Duration: 53
11028	wobbly executive Jack Frost's resourceful chiffon chevrons	0		Maximum MP: +50, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Meat Drop: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12"
11029	blurry asbestos-lined wool chiffon chapeau of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +1, Hot Resistance: +5, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11030	wobbly foul-smelling cool chiffon chamberpot of horror	0		Moxie: +5, Stench Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11031	knitted scorching chiffon chemise of the boozehound	0		Hot Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +3, Booze Drop: +100, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11032	sage strapping chiffon chakram of wisdom	0		Muscle: +5, Mysticality: +15, Mysticality Percent: +10, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11033	twirling shaking lard-coated rosy-cheeked fortified chiffon chaps	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11034	diluted chiffon carbage	1		Last Available: "2023-12"
11035	extra-flattened chiffon lemon	0		Effect: "Bone Homie", Effect Duration: 42
11036	stale bouncing chocomotive	3	decent	Last Available: "2022-12"
11037	yummy jumbo freightcake	5	awesome	Last Available: "2022-12"
11038	weak bad pulsating cabooze	2	decent	Last Available: "2022-12"
11039	blinking plastic caboose	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11040	wobbly boxer's plastic passenger car	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Last Available: "2022-12"
11041	greedy plastic dining car	0		Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2022-12"
11042	stiffened personal trainer's plastic coal car	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Damage Reduction: 1, Last Available: "2022-12"
11043	personal trainer's plastic locomotive	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Last Available: "2022-12"
11044	skewed packaged model train set	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-12"
11045	model train set	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11046	jittery Crimbo training manual	0		
11047	lime green bouncing Abuela Crimbo's special magnet	0		
11048	Trainbot radar monocle	0		Single Equip
11049	pile of Trainbot parts	0		
11050	activated Trainbot circuitry	0		Effect: "Inner Dog", Effect Duration: 61
11051	deionized Trainbot tubing	0		Effect: "damage.enh", Effect Duration: 63
11052	quadruple-frozen modified Trainbot plating	0		Effect: "Space Tripping", Effect Duration: 50
11053	denatured wobbly Trainbot optics	0		Effect: "Sugary Tongue", Effect Duration: 47
11054	vacuum-sealed diffused Trainbot servomotors	0		Effect: "Fifty Ways to Bereave Your Lover", Effect Duration: 40
11055	frozen galvanized Trainbot linkages	0		Effect: "Nigh-Invincible", Effect Duration: 24
11056	ping-pong paddle	0		Single Equip
11057	ping-pong ball	0		
11058	flame-wreathed Trainbot harness	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10
11059	ping-pong table	0		
11060	Crimbo train emergency brake	0		
11061	mirror yellow Trainbot autoassembly module	0		
11062	knitted head-mounted Trainbot of the storm of horror	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2022-12"
11063	narrow wizardly strapping leg-mounted Trainbots of horror	0		Muscle: +5, Mysticality: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2022-12"
11064	blurry gravedigger's friendly Sinatra's shoulder-mounted Trainbot	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Familiar Weight: +3, Spooky Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2022-12"
11065	cinnamon machine oil	0		
11066	Crimbo crystal shards	0		
11067	acceptable weak bouncing dregs of a Crimbo cocktail	2	good	
11068	teal lost elf luggage	0		
11069	Trainbot luggage hook	0		Single Equip
11070	spoiled pulsating honey-drenched ham slice	4	crappy	
11071	artisanal practically non-alcoholic mostly-empty bottle of cookie wine	1	EPIC	
11072	adequate Crimbo food scraps	4	good	
11073	tumbling arm towel	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11074	automatic wine thief	0		Single Equip
11075	table-scraper	0		Single Equip
11076	spinning mirror mirror Trainbot slag	0		
11077	blinking industrially-crushed ice	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11078	adequate steamed oyster	4	good	
11079	lime green really nice lump of coal	0		
11080	ghostly deactivated mini-Trainbot	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11081	steam unit	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11082	mirror crystal Crimbo goblet	0		
11083	bouncing crystal Crimbo platter	0		
11084	smooth Crimbosmopolitan	3	awesome	Last Available: "2022-12"
11085	spoiled Crimbo dinner	4	crappy	Last Available: "2022-12"
11086	bouncing overloaded Yule battery	0		Familiar Weight: +25, Last Available: "2022-12"
11087	narrow blurry train whistle	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11088	The Superconductor's CPU	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2022-12"
11089	jittery unoccupied sheep suit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-12"
11090	narrow half-height cigar	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11091	grubby wool	0		
11092	greedy miser's groovy grubby wool hat	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Meat Drop: 30
11093	fortified forbidden grubby wool scarf	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Damage Absorption: +60, Single Equip
11094	horrifying chilly coward's grubby wool trousers	0		Monster Level: -20, Cold Damage: +5, Spooky Damage: +25
11095	aromatic knitted smartaleck's grubby wool gloves of the scaredy-cat	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Monster Level: -15, Cold Resistance: +3, Stench Resistance: +1, Single Equip
11096	narrow grubby wool beerwarmer	0		
11097	drinkable nice warm beer	3	good	
11098	squat grubby woolball	0		
11099	wobbly Rock Garden Guide	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-01"
11100	packet of rock seeds	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11101	groveling gravel	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11102	vaporized narrow fruity pebble	1		Last Available: "2023-01"
11103	upside-down lime green lodestone	0		Effect: "Loded", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2023-01"
11104	jittery milestone	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11105	bolder boulder	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11106	bouncing molehill mountain	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11107	whet stone	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11108	hard rock	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11109	mirror stalagmite	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11110	chocolate covered ping-pong ball	0		
11112	thick toothsome pixel bread	5	awesome	
11113	artisanal pixel whiskey	3	EPIC	
11114	pixel rock	0		
11115	S.I.T. Course Voucher	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-02"
11116	S.I.T. Course Completion Certificate	0		Last Available: "2023-02"
11117	improved blurry pulsating glob of extra-green chlorophyll	0		Effect: "Influence of Sphere", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2023-02"
11118	chilled upside-down mushroom	0		Effect: "Petit Force", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2023-02"
11119	nitrogenated liquefied wobbly five-fingered fern resin	0		Effect: "Heart of Orange", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2023-02"
11120	rotten jumbo super good fruit	5	crappy	Last Available: "2023-02"
11121	twisted energized spores	1		Last Available: "2023-02"
11122	electrified brainy hot pepper	0		Mysticality: +5, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Lantern: 1, Lantern Element: "Hot", Last Available: "2023-02"
11123	super-Vulcanized out-of-work circus flea	0		Effect: "Abominably Slippery", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2023-02"
11124	extra-grubby grub	0		Last Available: "2023-02"
11125	modified yellow fire ant pheromones	0		Effect: "Can Has Cyborger", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2023-02"
11126	alkaline nitrogenated improved flapper fly	0		Effect: "Healthy Blue Glow", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2023-02"
11127	artisanal watered-down shot of wasp venom	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2023-02"
11128	irradiated improved filled mosquito	0		Effect: "It's Electric!", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2023-02"
11129	cold-filtered shaking huge shim of shame shale	0		Effect: "Libra Rising", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2023-02"
11130	aerosolized lime green pebble of proud pyrite	0		Effect: "Disco Neuropathy", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2023-02"
11131	liquefied triple-wet lime green pile of gritty sand	0		Effect: "Mystically Oiled", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2023-02"
11132	blinking hollow rock	0		Last Available: "2023-02"
11133	altered flattened tumbling purple angry agate	0		Effect: "Perfect Hair", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2023-02"
11134	deionized lump of loyal latite	0		Effect: "Rushtacean'", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2023-02"
11135	bland super-sized blinking shadow sausage	5	decent	Last Available: "2023-03"
11136	twirling sharpshooter's thinker's shadow skin	0		Mysticality: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Last Available: "2023-03"
11137	dry aerosolized huge shadow flame	0		Effect: "Mental A-cue-ity", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2023-03"
11138	spoiled bite-sized shadow bread	1	crappy	Last Available: "2023-03"
11139	blurry shadow ice	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11140	artisanal shadow fluid	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2023-03"
11141	shadow glass	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11142	huge shadow brick	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11143	wobbly shadow sinew	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11144	mediocre weak shadow venom	2	decent	Last Available: "2023-03"
11145	powdered shadow nectar	1		Last Available: "2023-03"
11146	executive censurious thinker's shadow stick	0		Mysticality: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2023-03"
11147	maroon skewed lightning-fast bat paw of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Initiative: +40
11148	uncursed bat paw of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20
11149	tumbling family-friendly sizzling goblin cape of the sewer	0		Hot Damage: +10, Stench Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +1
11150	fuchsia reassuring uncursed goblin cape	0		Spooky Resistance: +1
11151	frightening Oprah's dragon wishbone	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Spooky Damage: +5
11152	stylish uncursed dragon wishbone	0		Moxie: +25
11153	Jack Frost's padded stats of Calamity Jane of Gandalf	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +50
11154	teal rock-hard uncursed stats	0		Damage Reduction: 5
11155	baleful wizardly arcane orb	0		Mysticality: +25, Spell Damage: +25
11156	aromatic uncursed arcane orb	0		Stench Resistance: +1
11157	tumbling miser's machete	0		Meat Drop: +10
11158	spinning lime green foul-smelling uncursed machete	0		Stench Damage: +10
11159	twirling blanket	0		
11160	blurry uncursed blanket	0		
11161	censurious MacGyver's sinister medallion	0		Spell Damage: +10, Maximum MP: +100, Sleaze Resistance: +3
11162	slick uncursed medallion	0		Moxie: +10
11163	Advanced Pig Skinning	0		
11164	skewed The Cheese Wizard's Companion	0		
11165	purple jittery Jazz Agent sheet music	0		
11166	Thwaitgold anti-moth statuette	0		
11167	shadowy cheat sheet	0		Free Pull
11168	closed-circuit phone system	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-03"
11169	closed-circuit pay phone	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11170	upside-down shadow lighter	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11171	ghostly shadow heptahedron	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11172	shadow snowflake	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11173	shadow heart	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11174	tumbling shadow bucket	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11175	shadow wave	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11176	Rufus's shadow lodestone	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11177	jittery Jack Frost's coward's dance instructor's shadow chef's hat	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Monster Level: -20, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2023-03"
11178	upside-down squat perfumed medical-grade shadow trousers of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Stench Resistance: +5, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2023-03"
11179	olive shellacked shadow hammer of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Damage Reduction: 7, Last Available: "2023-03"
11180	miser's electrified rock-hard shadow monocle	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Meat Drop: +10, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-03"
11181	purple shadow candle	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Shadow Flame", Last Available: "2023-03"
11182	gigantic normal enchanted shadow hot dog	10	good	Effect: "Fudgehound", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2023-03"
11183	watered-down artisanal shadow martini	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2023-03"
11184	powdered shadow pill	1		
11185	shadow needle	0		
11186	cursed monkey's paw	0		All Attributes: +10, Spooky Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, All Resistance: +2, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Monkey Slap", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Monkey Tickle", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Evil Monkey Eye", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Monkey Peace Sign", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Monkey Point", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Monkey Punch", Last Available: "2023-04"
11187	monkey glove	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-04"
11188	double-tarnished improved squat mirror shadow candy	0		Effect: "Izchak's Blessing", Effect Duration: 39
11189	replica Mr. Accessory	0		
11190	replica Dark Jill-O-Lantern	0		
11191	replica hand turkey outline	0		
11192	replica crimbo elfling	0		
11193	replica pygmy bugbear shaman	0		
11194	squat huge dedigitizer schematic: cyburger	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11195	replica gravy-covered maypole	0		Item Drop: +25
11196	replica wax lips	0		Experience: +3
11197	replica Tome of Snowcone Summoning	0		
11198	dedigitizer schematic: cybeer	0		Last Available: "2025-12", Softcore Only
11199	aromatic replica jewel-eyed wizard hat of the wise owl of the glutton	0		Mysticality: +20, Stench Resistance: +1, Food Drop: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Magic Missile"
11200	red asbestos-lined brawny replica bottle-rocket crossbow of the dark arts	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Hot Resistance: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire red bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire blue bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire orange bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire purple bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire black bottle-rocket"
11201	cyan double-paned scandalous energetic veiny replica navel ring of navel gazing	0		Maximum HP: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Sleaze Damage: +5, Cold Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Item Drop (sporadic): 4.25, Meat Drop (sporadic): 4.25
11202	Sherlock's replica V for Vivala mask of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: +25, Single Equip, Combat Item Damage Percent: 50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Creepy Grin"
11203	ghostly narrow toasty electrified replica haiku katana of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Hot Damage: +5, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spring Raindrop Attack", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Summer Siesta", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Falling Leaf Whirlwind", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Winter's Bite Technique", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "The 17 Cuts"
11204	replica box of fireworks	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire off a Roman Candle", Item Drop (sporadic): +12.5
11205	lime green replica cotton candy cocoon	0		
11206	squat wholesome replica Elvish sunglasses of the brute of Calamity Jane of mayonnaise	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play an Accordion Solo", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play a Guitar Solo", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play a Drum Solo", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play a Flute Solo"
11207	replica squamous polyp	0		
11208	replica stone sphere	0		
11209	pulsating shellacked replica Greatest American Pants of doom of the detective	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Item Drop: +20
11210	shaking replica organ grinder	0		
11211	spinning lard-coated manspreader's replica Juju Mojo Mask of bravery	0		Monster Level: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +5, Single Equip
11212	executive aromatic Herculean replica Operation Patriot Shield	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Stench Resistance: +1, Meat Drop: +40, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Throw Shield", Variable
11213	mirror replica Libram of Resolutions	0		
11214	twirling friendly extremely unsafe personal trainer's replica plastic vampire fangs	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Familiar Weight: +3, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Feed"
11215	replica angel	0		
11216	replica Camp Scout backpack of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Drops Items
11217	replica deactivated nanobots	0		
11218	replica Apathargic Bandersnatch	0		
11219	teal replica Smith's Tome	0		
11220	replica over-the-shoulder Folder Holder	0		
11221	replica Order of the Green Thumb Order Form	0		
11222	shrink-wrapped Cincho de Mayo	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-05"
11223	executive clever weightlifter's Cincho de Mayo of courage	0		Muscle: +15, Maximum MP: +20, Spooky Resistance: +3, Meat Drop: +40, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Dispense Salt and Lime", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Party Soundtrack", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Fiesta Exit", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Projectile Piñata", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Party Foul", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Confetti Extravaganza", Last Available: "2023-05"
11224	purple dedigitizer schematic: psilocyber mushroom	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11225	replica Little Geneticist DNA-Splicing Lab	0		
11226	narrow replica still grill	0		
11227	replica Crimbo sapling	0		
11228	tumbling replica puck	0		
11229	spinning replica Chateau Mantegna room key	0		
11230	replica Deck of Every Card	0		
11231	bouncing replica Source terminal	0		
11232	replica disconnected intergnat	0		
11233	yellow replica Witchess Set	0		
11234	squat replica genie bottle	0		
11235	replica space planula	0		
11236	tumbling replica unpowered Robortender	0		
11237	replica Neverending Party invitation envelope	0		
11238	replica January's Garbage Tote	0		
11239	replica God Lobster Egg	0		
11240	fuchsia miser's dance instructor's beefcake's replica Fourth of May Cosplay Saber	0		Muscle: +25, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Meat Drop: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Use the Force"
11241	zippy friendly forbidden razor-sharp arcane researcher's replica Kramco Sausage-o-Matic&trade;	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Familiar Weight: +3, Initiative: +20
11242	zippy auspicious reassuring toasty manspreader's clever Herculean smartaleck's replica hewn moon-rune spoon of dire peril of Gandalf of the scaredy-cat	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Experience (Muscle): +1, Weapon Damage: +20, Maximum MP: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Monster Level: -5, Hot Damage: +5, Spooky Resistance: +1, Item Drop: +10, Initiative: +20, Single Equip, Alters Page Text, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Dragoon Platoon", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spittoon Monsoon", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Festoon Buffoon", Rollover Effect Duration: 50
11243	replica baby camelCalf	0		
11244	greasy gravedigger's toasty brainy replica Powerful Glove of temperance	0		Mysticality: +5, Hot Damage: +5, Spooky Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Replace Enemy", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Shrink Enemy", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Invisible Avatar", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Triple Size"
11245	flame-retardant clever hardy supercool replica Cargo Cultist Shorts	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Maximum HP: +50, Maximum MP: +20, Hot Resistance: +1
11246	blinking executive asbestos-lined horrifying Jim Carey's educational replica industrial fire extinguisher of Gandalf	0		Experience: +1, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Monster Level: +25, Spooky Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +40, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Foam 'em Up", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Polar Vortex", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Foam Yourself", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Blast the Area", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Zone Specific"
11247	replica crystal ball	0		Initiative: +50, Item Drop (sporadic): +25
11248	wobbly replica emotion chip	0		Skill: "Replica Emotionally Chipped"
11249	brawny replica Jurassic Parka of temperance	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Avoid Attack: 1
11250	pulsating replica grey gosling	0		
11251	replica designer sweatpants	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Flick", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Flood", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Spray", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Sip", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Make Sweat-Ade", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Drench Yourself in Sweat", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sip Some Sweat", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Sweat Out Some Booze"
11252	replica plastic pumpkin bucket	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Item Drop: +13, Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.35
11253	replica Ten Dollars	0		
11254	skewed miser's ribald chaotic resourceful replica Cincho de Mayo	0		Maximum MP: +50, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Sleaze Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Dispense Salt and Lime", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Party Soundtrack", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Fiesta Exit", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Projectile Piñata", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Party Foul", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Confetti Extravaganza"
11255	Thwaitgold splendor beetle statuette	0		
11256	shrink-wrapped 2002 Mr. Store Catalog	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-06"
11257	2002 Mr. Store Catalog	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11258	Usain Bolt's frightening Da Vinci's &quot;I survived Y2K&quot; T-Shirt of Calamity Jane of the overflowing toilet	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Damage: +5, Item Drop: +5, Initiative: +80, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-06"
11259	Letter from Carrie Bradshaw	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11260	wobbly rock-hard pro skateboard of horror	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Do a Kickflip", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Do a Method!", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Do an epic McTwist!", Last Available: "2023-06"
11261	huge Mr. Accessaturday	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11262	Meat Butler	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11263	Loathing Idol Microphone	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11264	Charter: Nellyville	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11265	Manual of Secret Door Detection	0		Last Available: "2023-06", Skill: "Secret Door Awareness"
11266	healthy Flash Liquidizer Ultra Dousing Accessory	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Douse Foe", Last Available: "2023-06"
11267	family-friendly fireproof Amulet of Perpetual Darkness of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Hot Resistance: +3, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Item Drop: +5, Blind, Last Available: "2023-06"
11268	Giant monolith	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11269	Crimbo cookie sheet	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11270	VHS Tape	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11271	modified frozen scroll of minor invulnerability	0		Effect: "Aspect of the Twinklefairy", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2023-06"
11272	bouncing Lapis Lazuli	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11273	blue Eye Agate	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11274	Azurite	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11275	Arrow (+1)	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11276	magnetized polymerized upside-down scroll of protection from lycanthropes	0		Effect: "5 Pounds Lighter", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2023-06"
11277	shaking Loathing Idol Microphone (75% charged)	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11278	wobbly narrow Loathing Idol Microphone (50% charged)	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11279	Loathing Idol Microphone (25% charged)	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11280	Replica 2002 Mr. Store Catalog	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11281	purple Mr. Big's Wallet	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11282	drinkable enchanted Sexy Cosmo	3	good	Effect: "Human-Elf Hybrid", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-06"
11283	Souvenir Chopsticks	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11284	extremely unsafe Newton's red-soled high heels of terror	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2023-06"
11285	enchanted adequate cyburger	3	good	Effect: "Goldentongue", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2025-12"
11286	olive arcane researcher's ncle leg	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10
11287	green blinking Van der Graaf rutabuga bag of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
11288	curative mesquito proboscis	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
11289	senate fly thorax	0		Item Drop: +5
11290	double-wet ionized bug juice	0		Effect: "Flagrantly Fragrant", Effect Duration: 31
11291	spider leg of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50
11292	teal beetle antenna of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20
11293	toasty mantis skull	0		Hot Damage: +5
11294	boiled chitin powder	0		Effect: "Quantum of Moxie", Effect Duration: 38
11295	censurious energetic daddy shortlegs leg	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +3
11296	Sherlock's foul-smelling birdybug antenna	0		Stench Damage: +10, Item Drop: +25
11297	twirling friendly rosy-cheeked kilopede skull	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Familiar Weight: +3
11298	moist green haemolymphnode	0		Effect: "Full-Body Tan", Effect Duration: 29
11299	extra-galvanized cold-filtered chitin powder paste	0		Effect: "Polka Face", Effect Duration: 19
11300	sleeping patriotic eagle	0		Free Pull
11301	claw-held flag	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11302	souvenir flag	0		
11303	name change form	0		
11304	replica sleeping patriotic eagle	0		
11305	pulsating boxed august scepter	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-08"
11306	august scepter	0		All Attributes: +15, HP Regen Min: 10, HP Regen Max: 15, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 1st: Mountain Climbing Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 2nd: Find an Eleven-Leaf Clover Day", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 3rd: Watermelon Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 4th: Water Balloon Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 5th: Oyster Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 6th: Fresh Breath Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 7th: Lighthouse Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 8th: Cat Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 9th: Hand Holding Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 10th: World Lion Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 11th: Presidential Joke Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 12th: Elephant Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 13th: Left/Off Hander's Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 14th: Financial Awareness  Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 15th: Relaxation Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 16th: Roller Coaster Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 17th: Thriftshop Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 18th: Serendipity Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 19th: Honey Bee Awareness Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 20th: Mosquito Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 21st: Spumoni Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 22nd: Tooth Fairy Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 23rd: Ride the Wind Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 24th: Waffle Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 25th: Banana Split Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 26th: Toilet Paper Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 27th: Just Because Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 28th: Race Your Mouse Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 29th: More Herbs, Less Salt  Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 30th: Beach Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 31st: Cabernet Sauvignon  Day!", Last Available: "2023-08"
11307	normal miniature watermelon	2	good	Last Available: "2023-08"
11308	watermelon seed	0		Last Available: "2023-08"
11309	water balloon	0		Last Available: "2023-08"
11310	narrow thriftshop coupon	0		Last Available: "2023-08"
11311	half-sized bland skewed waffle	2	decent	Last Available: "2023-08"
11312	fixodent	0		Last Available: "2023-08"
11313	maroon cat o' nine teeth of the brute of dire peril	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Weapon Damage: +20, Last Available: "2023-08"
11314	up-at-dawn tooth cap of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100, Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2023-08"
11315	twirling perfumed forbidden toothy trousers	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2023-08"
11316	spoiled banana split	3	crappy	Last Available: "2023-08"
11317	maroon ghostly handful of toilet paper	0		Last Available: "2023-08"
11318	skewed lime green Mrs. Rush	0		Last Available: "2023-08"
11319	blinking medal	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Experience (familiar): +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2023-08"
11320	bad bottle of Cabernet Sauvignon	3	decent	Last Available: "2023-08"
11321	teal personal trainer's baywatch of the pedagogue of the boozehound	0		Experience: +3, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Booze Drop: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2023-08", Nonstackable Watch
11322	Pocket Guide to Mild Evil	0		Last Available: "2023-07", Skill: "Perpetrate Mild Evil"
11323	Pocket Guide to Mild Evil (used)	0		Last Available: "2023-07", Skill: "Perpetrate Mild Evil"
11324	consolation ribbon	0		Familiar Weight: -10, Experience (familiar): -1, Last Available: "2023-08"
11325	replica august scepter	0		All Attributes: +15, HP Regen Min: 10, HP Regen Max: 15, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 1st: Mountain Climbing Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 2nd: Find an Eleven-Leaf Clover Day", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 3rd: Watermelon Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 4th: Water Balloon Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 5th: Oyster Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 6th: Fresh Breath Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 7th: Lighthouse Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 8th: Cat Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 9th: Hand Holding Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 10th: World Lion Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 11th: Presidential Joke Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 12th: Elephant Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 13th: Left/Off Hander's Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 14th: Financial Awareness  Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 15th: Relaxation Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 16th: Roller Coaster Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 17th: Thriftshop Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 18th: Serendipity Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 19th: Honey Bee Awareness Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 20th: Mosquito Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 21st: Spumoni Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 22nd: Tooth Fairy Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 23rd: Ride the Wind Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 24th: Waffle Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 25th: Banana Split Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 26th: Toilet Paper Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 27th: Just Because Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 28th: Race Your Mouse Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 29th: More Herbs, Less Salt  Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 30th: Beach Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 31st: Cabernet Sauvignon  Day!"
11326	spinning Thwaitgold fairyfly statue	0		
11327	residual chitin paste	0		Skill: "Chitinous Soul"
11328	denatured cyan mirror concentrated cooking	1		
11329	mixed shaking pulsating meat	1		
11330	denatured lime green ghostly sparkling orb	1		
11331	compressed spinning wobbly hardening cream	1		Effect: "Super-Electrified", Effect Duration: 45
11332	diluted twirling pool shark hair oil	1		
11333	book of facts	0		Skill: "Just the Facts", Last Available: "2023-09"
11334	book of facts (dog-eared)	0		Skill: "Just the Facts", Last Available: "2023-09"
11335	blurry Dark Jill-of-All-Trades	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-10"
11336	upside-down LED candle	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2023-10"
11337	map to a candy-rich block	0		Last Available: "2023-10"
11338	alkaline enhanced sampler size toothpaste	0		Effect: "Gummiskin", Effect Duration: 45
11339	Franken Stein	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Toast your enemy"
11340	tumbling A Guide to Burning Leaves	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-11", Leaves: +0.5
11341	inflammable leaf	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11342	rake	0		Item Drop: +1, Last Available: "2023-11", Leaves: +1.5
11343	rake of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Last Available: "2023-11", Leaves: +1.5
11344	autumnic bomb	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11345	jittery forest canopy bed	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11346	day shortener	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11347	extra time	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11348	family-friendly autumnal aegis of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2023-11"
11349	Vulcanized ionized distilled resin	0		Effect: "Don't Step to Your Stepmother", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2023-11"
11350	blinking super-heated leaf	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11351	lit leaf lasso	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11352	shaking tied-up leaflet	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11353	tied-up monstera	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11354	mirror tied-up leaviathan	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11355	wholesome impromptu torch of chilblains	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Cold Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2023-11"
11356	squat shellacked supercool fig leaf	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Damage Reduction: 7, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2023-11"
11357	smooth smoldering drape of the cougar	0		Moxie: 35, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2023-11"
11358	smoldering leafcutter ant egg	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11359	squat aromatic frosty Van der Graaf vibrating leaf crown of the boozehound of the cheetah	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +1, Booze Drop: +100, Initiative: +60, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2023-11"
11360	enchanted stale snack-sized leafy browns	2	decent	Effect: "Can Has Cyborger", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2023-11"
11361	Vulcanized autumnic balm	0		Effect: "Yes, Can Haz", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2023-11"
11362	oxidized irradiated spinning coping juice	0		Effect: "Cosmic Flavor", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2023-11"
11363	mansplainer's rosy-cheeked supercool candy cane sword cane of temperance	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Monster Level: +15, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Item Drop: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Surprisingly Sweet Stab", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Surprisingly Sweet Slash", Last Available: "2023-12", Rollover Effect Duration: 250
11364	bouncing wrapped candy cane sword cane	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-12"
11365	huge Elf Guard patrol cap	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11366	Elf Guard hotpants	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11367	Crimbuccaneer tricorn	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11368	Crimbuccaneer breeches	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11369	automa-bot parts	0		
11370	security automa-core	0		
11371	blinking clerical automa-core	0		
11372	handful of Boltsmann bearings	0		
11373	huge Spring Bros. solenoid	0		
11374	Spring Bros. ID badge	0		
11375	green Boltsmann ID badge	0		
11376	ghostly housekeeping automa-core	0		
11377	housekeeping robot	0		
11378	massive decent pickled bread	8	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11379	enchanted moldy olive salted mutton	3	crappy	Effect: "Spooky Flavor", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2023-12"
11380	toothsome corned beet	4	awesome	Last Available: "2023-12"
11381	tiny plastic Elf Guard Armory	0		Weapon Damage: +3, Display Name: "tiny plastic Elf Guard Armory"
11382	tiny plastic Crimbuccaneer Grog Hall	0		Booze Drop: +3, Display Name: "tiny plastic Crimbuccaneer Grog Hall"
11383	tiny plastic Elf Guard Mess Hall	0		Food Drop: +3, Display Name: "tiny plastic Elf Guard Mess Hall"
11384	tiny Crimbuccaneer Foundry	0		Initiative: +3, Display Name: "tiny Crimbuccaneer Foundry"
11385	tiny plastic Abuela's Cottage (Pirate Control)	0		All Attributes: +3, Display Name: "tiny plastic Abuela's Cottage (Pirate Control)"
11386	pirate encryption key alpha	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11387	blinking pirate encryption key bravo	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11388	mirror pirate encryption key charlie	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11389	pirate encryption key delta	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11390	wardrobe-o-matic	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11391	futuristic shirt	0		Lasts Until Rollover
11392	futuristic hat	0		Lasts Until Rollover
11393	futuristic collar	0		Lasts Until Rollover
11394	twirling crated wardrobe-o-matic	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11395	spoiled peppermint donut	3	crappy	Last Available: "2023-12"
11396	supercool Elf Guard insignia (private)	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Last Available: "2023-12"
11397	weightlifter's Crimbuccaneer fledges (mint)	0		Muscle: +15, Last Available: "2023-12"
11398	fuchsia military-grade peppermint oil	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11399	Crimbuccaneer whale oil	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11400	bouncing Elf Guard tinsel grenade	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11401	artisanal Crimbuccaneer mologrog cocktail	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2023-12"
11402	narrow Elf Army machine parts	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11403	wobbly Crimbuccaneer rigging lasso	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11404	squat wool experienced Crimbuccaneer lantern of dire peril	0		Experience: +2, Weapon Damage: +20, Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11405	wobbly Crimbuccaneer flotsam	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11406	Crimbuccaneer invasion map	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11407	wicked Crimbuccaneer shirt	0		Spell Damage: +5, Last Available: "2023-12"
11408	Elf Guard MPC	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11409	Crimbuccaneer piece of 12	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11410	scorching Elf Guard commandeering gloves	0		Hot Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12", Piece of Twelve Drop: 0.5
11411	corrupted Elf Guard eyedrops	0		Effect: "Devil Inside", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2023-12"
11412	Crimbuccaneer premium booty sack	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11413	tumbling green Elf Guard honor present	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11414	vibrating ruddy Elf Guard officer's sidearm	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2023-12"
11415	bouncing ghostly Elf Guard insignia (general) of dire peril of the storm	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12"
11416	lousy Crimbow Rainbo	4	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11417	narrow Elf Guard strategic map	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11418	Crimbuccaneer captain's purse	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11419	wobbly yellow lightning-fast miser's Elf Guard broom	0		Meat Drop: +10, Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2023-12"
11420	reassuring Jeselnik's wholesome Crimbuccaneer tavern swab	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Sleaze Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11421	skewed Elf Guard hangover cure	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11422	mediocre skewed old-school pirate grog	4	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11423	delicious grog nuts	3	awesome	Last Available: "2023-12"
11424	huge Oprah's grievous sawed-off blunderbuss of courage	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2023-12"
11425	strong bad officer's nog	5	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11426	jittery purple peppermint bomb	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11427	toothsome sundae ration	3	awesome	Last Available: "2023-12"
11428	moldy peppermint tack	3	crappy	Last Available: "2023-12"
11429	blinking Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts	0		Skill: "Elf Guard Cooking", Last Available: "2023-12"
11430	bland whalesteak	3	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11431	blinking rock-hard padded wizardly whalegun	0		Mysticality: +25, Damage Absorption: +20, Damage Reduction: 5, Last Available: "2023-12"
11432	pulsating Cocktails of the Age of Sail	0		Skill: "Old-School Cocktailcrafting", Last Available: "2023-12"
11433	Elf Guard payroll bag	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11434	vibrating sage Elf Guard clipboard of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Mysticality Percent: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2023-12"
11435	wobbly pegfinger of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12", MPC Drop: 0.5
11436	hand-crafted extra-dry and claret	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2023-12"
11437	blue squat nasty Elf Guard and beret	0		Stench Damage: +5, Last Available: "2023-12"
11438	narrow scandalous electrified shipwright's hammer of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Sleaze Damage: +5, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2023-12"
11439	shaking electrified Oprah's savvy gunwale	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +50, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2023-12"
11440	narrow ribald curative shellacked Kelflar vest	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Sleaze Damage: +10, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2023-12"
11441	polarized shaking huge whale cerebrospinal fluid	0		Effect: "Sweet, Nuts", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2023-12"
11442	inspector's supercharged Crimbuccaneer runebone	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Item Drop: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12"
11443	cannonbomb	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11444	flame-wreathed cool Elf Guard mouthknife	0		Moxie: +5, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2023-12"
11445	skewed chilly baleful Crimbuccaneer fledges (disintegrating)	0		Spell Damage: +25, Cold Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12"
11446	rock-hard Elf Guard fuel tank	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Last Available: "2023-12"
11447	foul-smelling wicked massive wrench of the glutton	0		Spell Damage: +5, Stench Damage: +10, Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2023-12"
11448	executive brown pirate pants of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2023-12"
11449	shaking lime green Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion	0		Skill: "Elf Guard Extortion Techniques", Last Available: "2023-12"
11450	The Encyclopedia of Fruit	0		Skill: "Fruit Recognition", Last Available: "2023-12"
11451	punching mirror	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11452	miser's fireproof nippy boxer's Elf dessert spoon of wisdom of Gandalf	0		Mysticality: +15, Muscle Percent: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Cold Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +3, Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2023-12"
11453	ruddy forbidden Elf Guard SCUBA tank	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Adventure Underwater, Last Available: "2023-12"
11454	lime green skewed Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping	0		Skill: "Elf Guard Relaxation Techniques", Last Available: "2023-12"
11455	double-paned free boots of temperance	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "The Old One-Two (Kick)", Last Available: "2023-12"
11456	baby rigging snake	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11457	squat weightlifter's Elvish underarmor of dire peril of the sweet-tooth	0		Muscle: +15, Weapon Damage: +20, Candy Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12"
11458	Herculean strapping Crimbuccaneer bombjacket	0		Muscle: +5, Experience (Muscle): +1, Combat Item Damage Percent: 100, Last Available: "2023-12"
11459	bite-sized decent yellow sugarplum ration	1	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11460	flavorless jittery gingerbread nylons	3	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11461	toothsome fancy rum-soaked fruitcake	3	awesome	Effect: "Super-Charged", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2023-12"
11462	decent miniature spinning lime	2	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11463	moldy half-sized gingerbread pirate	2	crappy	Last Available: "2023-12"
11464	delicious fruit-stuffed rumcake	3	awesome	Last Available: "2023-12"
11465	artisanal mulled wine	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2023-12"
11466	watered-down perfectly mixed special maroon Swedish coffee	2	EPIC	Effect: "Halloweeny", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2023-12"
11467	perfectly mixed canteen of eggnog	3	super EPIC	Last Available: "2023-12"
11468	fancy lousy hot wine	4	decent	Effect: "Joyful Resolve", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2023-12"
11469	hand-crafted Jamaican coffee	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2023-12"
11470	bad cyan flask of egggrog	3	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11471	Black and White Apron Enrollment Form	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-12"
11472	Black and White Apron Meal Kit	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11473	upside-down pirate encryption key (complete)	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11474	practically non-alcoholic perfectly mixed yule grog	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	Last Available: "2023-12"
11475	jumbo stale wet tack	5	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11476	rotten maroon skewed whalecake	4	crappy	Last Available: "2023-12"
11477	ghostly beefy gunwale whalegun of dire peril of the sweet-tooth	0		Muscle: +10, Weapon Damage: +20, Candy Drop: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Shoot, Gunwale Whalegun, Shoot!", Last Available: "2023-12"
11478	drinkable and claret	3	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11479	rigging knot	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11480	blinking trick coin	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11481	boxer's Elf Guard squirtgun of the glutton	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Food Drop: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Peppermint Squirt", Last Available: "2023-12"
11482	skewed ghostly chest of &quot;pirate gold&quot;	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11483	huge ghostly Sherlock's sequin-encrusted sweater	0		Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2023-12"
11484	skewed educational replica Elf Guard medal of temperance	0		Experience: +1, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2023-12"
11485	Lil' Snowball Factory	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11486	tumbling olive Elf Guard temporary (permanent) tattoo	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11487	prank Crimbo card	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11488	huge flame-retardant Newton's Crimbuccaneer squirtblunderbuss	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Hot Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11489	wobbly My First Paycheck envelope	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11490	fireproof electrified barnacle-encrusted sweater of the glutton	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Food Drop: +100, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2023-12"
11491	blue twirling twirling stanky MacGyver's weightlifter's Crimbuccaneer nose ring	0		Muscle: +15, Maximum MP: +100, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2023-12"
11492	pet anchor	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11493	Crimbuccaneer tattoo gift certificate	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11494	ghostly Elf Guard safety bear	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11495	kraken	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11496	precision snowball	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11497	Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts (used)	0		Skill: "Elf Guard Cooking", Last Available: "2023-12"
11498	Cocktails of the Age of Sail (used)	0		Skill: "Old-School Cocktailcrafting", Last Available: "2023-12"
11499	green pulsating Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion (used)	0		Skill: "Elf Guard Extortion Techniques", Last Available: "2023-12"
11500	The Encyclopedia of Fruit (used)	0		Skill: "Fruit Recognition", Last Available: "2023-12"
11501	Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping (used)	0		Skill: "Elf Guard Relaxation Techniques", Last Available: "2023-12"
11502	wet cyan narrow military candy cane	0		Effect: "Grrrrrrreat!", Effect Duration: 23
11503	frozen purple groggipop	0		Effect: "You Read The Manual", Effect Duration: 42
11504	fuchsia jittery dance instructor's sage moss mace	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Moss Mugging", Last Available: "2024-12"
11505	twirling huge razor-sharp moss megaphone of Flo-Jo	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Initiative: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Megaphone Whisper", Last Available: "2024-12"
11506	zippy Sinatra's moss medal	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Initiative: +20, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Brandish Moss Medal", Last Available: "2024-12"
11507	jittery fuchsia energetic brawny moss mitre	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Soul Genuflection", Last Available: "2024-12"
11508	spinning scorching moss mantle of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Hot Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Drop Mantle", Last Available: "2024-12"
11509	blinking perfumed smooth moss marlinspike	0		Moxie: +15, Stench Resistance: +5, Extra Pickpocket, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-12"
11510	powdered moss mulch	1		Last Available: "2024-12"
11511	cold-filtered alkaline moss floss	0		Effect: "Wolf's Bane", Effect Duration: 27
11512	adobe arsecover	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11513	adobe adze	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-12"
11514	huge adobe abacus	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11515	adobe ayam	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11516	adobe ascot	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-12"
11517	spinning adobe abaya	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11518	altered adobe assortment	1		Last Available: "2024-12"
11519	extra-moist adobe brittle	0		Effect: "Alchemical, Brother", Effect Duration: 47
11520	mirror ghostly scorching lion tamer's crepe paper phrygian cap of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Experience (familiar): +2, Hot Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Pull down your crepe paper phrygian cap", Last Available: "2025-12"
11521	lion tamer's slick crepe paper parachute cape of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Moxie: +10, Experience (familiar): +2, Last Available: "2025-12"
11522	red veiny studded crepe paper pie clip of the scaredy-cat	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Maximum HP: +10, Monster Level: -15, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Look through your crepe paper pie clip", Last Available: "2025-12"
11523	fuchsia huge spinning flame-retardant stanky Lo Pan's crepe paper puzzle cube	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play with your crepe paper puzzle", Last Available: "2025-12"
11524	friendly arcane researcher's crepe paper plunge camisole of bravery	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Familiar Weight: +3, Spooky Resistance: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Leave nothing to the imagination", Last Available: "2025-12"
11525	bouncing horrifying Socratic educational crepe paper polka charm	0		Experience: +1, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Spooky Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Embrace polka", Last Available: "2025-12"
11526	dehydrated pulsating crepe paper pared cuttings	1		Effect: "Dreadful Smell", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2025-12"
11527	anodized dry alkaline crepe paper peanut candy	0		Effect: "Fizzier Than Light", Effect Duration: 48
11528	executive wicked petrified wood war pike	0		Spell Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2025-12"
11529	hardy beefy petrified wood waist protector	0		Muscle: +10, Maximum HP: +50, Single Equip, Avoid Attack: 1, Last Available: "2025-12"
11530	lime green scandalous vibrating petrified wood wizard's pouch	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Sleaze Damage: +5, Single Equip, Lantern: 2, Lantern Element: "Hot", Lantern Element: "None", Last Available: "2025-12"
11531	upside-down up-at-dawn Rosewater's petrified wood water purifier	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Adventures: +5, Lantern: 2, Lantern Element: "Cold", Lantern Element: "Sleaze", Last Available: "2025-12"
11532	bouncing petrified wood whoopie panama of the brute of the boozehound	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2025-12", Thorns: 1
11533	spinning arcane researcher's petrified wood walking pants	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2025-12"
11534	altered blinking jittery petrified wood waste parts	1		Last Available: "2025-12"
11535	wet petrified wood wafer praline	0		Effect: "The Moxious Madrigal", Effect Duration: 15
11536	acceptable practically non-alcoholic olive cybeer	1	good	Last Available: "2025-12"
11537	ICEbox	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11538	wired underwear	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Refresh HP", Last Available: "2025-12"
11539	encrypted shuriken	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Encrypted Shuriken", Last Available: "2025-12"
11540	red baby chest mimic	0		Free Pull
11541	googly chest eyes	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11542	mimic egg	0		
11543	hale occult Crimbuccaneer war standard	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Maximum HP: +20, Last Available: "2023-12"
11544	green Herculean Elf Guard war standard of temperance	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2023-12"
11545	in-the-box spring shoes	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-02"
11546	tumbling blinking lard-coated Jeselnik's spring shoes of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Sleaze Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spring Away", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spring Kick", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spring Growth Spurt", Drops Items, Last Available: "2024-02"
11547	vacuum-sealed ultra-soft ferns	0		Effect: "Stinky Hands", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2024-02"
11548	activated non-electrified oxidized crunchy brush	0		Effect: "Almost Cool", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2024-02"
11549	smashed scientific equipment	0		
11550	biphasic molecular oculus	0		No Pull
11551	triphasic molecular oculus	0		
11552	wobbly high-tension exoskeleton	0		Avoid Attack: 1
11553	ultra-high-tension exoskeleton	0		Avoid Attack: 2
11554	irresponsible-tension exoskeleton	0		Avoid Attack: 3
11555	shaking quick-release belt pouch	0		Single Equip
11556	squat skewed quick-release fannypack	0		Single Equip
11557	quick-release utility belt	0		Single Equip
11558	blinking sharpshooter's motion sensor	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Single Equip
11559	focused magnetron pistol	0		Single Equip
11560	packaged Everfull Dart Holster	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-03"
11561	flame-wreathed chilly Everfull Dart Holster	0		Cold Damage: +5, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-03"
11562	research fragment	0		
11563	blinking Thwaitgold wolf spider statuette	0		
11564	blurry boxed Apriling band helmet	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-04"
11565	jittery teal Socratic Apriling band helmet of the cougar of the storm of terror of the cheetah	0		Moxie: +20, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2024-04"
11566	tumbling censurious Temple Grandin's quilted Newton's Apriling band saxophone	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Damage Absorption: +40, Familiar Weight: +7, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-04"
11567	blue bouncing prompt boxer's thinker's Apriling band quad tom of the bloodbag	0		Mysticality: +10, Muscle Percent: +10, Maximum HP: +100, Adventures: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-04"
11568	clever steel-toed Samson's educational boxer's Apriling band tuba	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Experience: +1, Experience (Muscle): +5, Damage Reduction: 9, Maximum MP: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-04"
11569	bouncing ghostly executive aromatic Annie Oakley's dance instructor's Apriling band staff of the overflowing toilet of the cheetah	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Stench Resistance: +1, Meat Drop: +40, Initiative: +60, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-04"
11570	Apriling band piccolo	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-04"
11571	boxed Mayam Calendar	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-05"
11572	Mayam Calendar	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-05"
11573	moldy half-sized blinking yam	2	crappy	Last Available: "2024-05"
11574	hand-crafted spirit-forward yam martini	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2024-05"
11575	tolerable practically non-alcoholic sweet potato o' mine	1	good	Last Available: "2024-05"
11576	artisanal irresponsibly strong twirling squat Southern yam	8	EPIC	Last Available: "2024-05"
11577	watered-down drinkable mirror sweet potato punch	2	good	Last Available: "2024-05"
11578	rotten bite-sized squat Mayam spinach	1	crappy	Last Available: "2024-05"
11579	bite-sized spoiled jittery yam and swiss	1	crappy	Last Available: "2024-05"
11580	frosty Tesla occult yam cannon	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Cold Spell Damage: +10, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-05"
11581	yam cannon	0		Initiative: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-05"
11582	blue yam battery	0		Last Available: "2024-05"
11583	blurry yam stinkbomb	0		Last Available: "2024-05"
11584	green upside-down furry yam buckler of the dark arts of chilblains of the overflowing toilet	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Cold Damage: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-05"
11585	thanksgiving bomb	0		Last Available: "2024-05"
11586	smartaleck's stylish yamtility belt of the scaredy-cat	0		Moxie: +25, Moxie Percent: +30, Monster Level: -15, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-05"
11587	delicious yam slider	4	awesome	Last Available: "2024-05"
11588	stale super-sized yam mayo	5	decent	Last Available: "2024-05"
11589	massive stale yam burrito	7	decent	Last Available: "2024-05"
11590	spinning pulsating visual packet sniffer	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11591	fuchsia ghostly mini kiwi egg	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-06"
11592	aviator goggles	0		
11593	Thwaitgold Illinigina illinoiensis model	0		
11594	tasty snack-sized mini kiwi	2	awesome	Last Available: "2024-06"
11595	Tesla deadly Newton's mini kiwi bikini	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Weapon Damage: +5, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2024-06"
11596	weak acceptable mini kiwitini	2	good	Last Available: "2024-06"
11597	mini kiwi invisible dirigible	0		Familiar Weight: -20, Last Available: "2024-06"
11598	mini kiwi aioli	0		Last Available: "2024-06"
11599	gray Jack Frost's nippy mini kiwi silicon tiepin of the glutton	0		Cold Damage: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2024-06"
11600	mini kiwi tipi	0		Last Available: "2024-06"
11601	massive bland mini kiwi digitized cookies	6	decent	Last Available: "2024-06"
11602	watered-down smooth mini kiwi intoxicating spirits	2	awesome	Last Available: "2024-06"
11603	improved huge teal mini kiwi antimilitaristic hippy petition	0		Effect: "Jalape&ntilde;o Saucesphere", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2024-06"
11604	magnetized jittery mini kiwi illicit antibiotic	0		Effect: "Pla-see-bo", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2024-06"
11605	reassuring smelly mini kiwi whipping stick	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2024-06"
11606	boxer's mini kiwi icepick	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Last Available: "2024-06"
11607	denatured upside-down mini kiwi-flavored aspirin-injecting lipstick	0		Effect: "Slimily Speedy", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2024-06"
11608	lime green packaged Roman Candelabra	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-07"
11609	Roman Candelabra	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blow the Blue Candle!", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blow the Green Candle!", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blow the Purple Candle!", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blow the Red Candle!", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blow the Yellow Candle!", Last Available: "2024-07"
11610	protogenetic chunklet (synapse)	0		
11611	protogenetic chunklet (muscle)	0		
11612	protogenetic chunklet (flagellum)	0		
11613	protogenetic chunklet (elbow)	0		
11614	protogenetic chunklet (lips)	0		
11615	olive Annie Oakley's Newton's wizardly messenger bag RNA	0		Mysticality: +25, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Critical Hit Percent: +20
11616	flagellate flagon	0		
11617	proto-proto-protozoa	0		
11618	snack-sized rotten bacteria bisque	2	crappy	
11619	normal ciliophora chowder	4	good	
11620	big bland cream of chloroplasts	5	decent	
11621	wobbly synaptic soup	0		
11622	muscular soup	0		
11623	cyan narrow flagellate soup	0		
11624	elbow soup	0		
11625	mirror lip soup	0		
11626	unevolved organism	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-07"
11627	extra ooze	0		
11628	shaking extra DNA	0		Experience (familiar): +1
11629	untorn tearaway pants package	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-08"
11630	clever padded razor-sharp brawny wizardly tearaway pants	0		Mysticality: +25, Muscle Percent: +20, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Damage Absorption: +20, Maximum MP: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Tear Away your Pants!", Last Available: "2024-08"
11631	cyan baby bodyguard	0		
11632	Doll Moll violin case	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
11633	Tina gun	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11634	tattoo gun	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
11635	distilled drinkable Colera Peste Nebbiolo	5	good	Last Available: "2026-08"
11636	longbox of Batfellow comics	0		
11637	Thwaitgold shield bug statuette	0		
11638	twirling bodyguard badge	0		
11639	Too Cold to Hold: How to Be Cool - A Memoir	0		Skill: "Too Cool"
11640	Too Cold to Hold: How to Be Cool - A Memoir (read)	0		Skill: "Too Cool"
11641	tumbling boxed Sept-Ember Censer	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-09"
11642	pulsating lime green Sept-Ember Censer	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11643	huge stiffened blade of dismemberment	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-09"
11644	wobbly Embering Hulk	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11645	tumbling wobbly Mmm-brr! brand mouthwash	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11646	Septapus summoning charm	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11647	structural ember	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11648	mansplainer's steel-toed Rosewater's embers-only jacket	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Damage Reduction: 9, Monster Level: +15, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-09"
11649	bembershoot of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-09"
11650	enchanted spoiled blurry wheel of camembert	3	crappy	Effect: "Warm Belly", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2024-09"
11651	censurious supercool hat of remembering of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Moxie Percent: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-09"
11652	ghostly throwin' ember	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11653	bouncing spinning head of emberg lettuce	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11654	embering hunk	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11655	soft cap of diminishing returns	0		
11656	red photo booth sized crate	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-10"
11657	boxed bat wings	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-10"
11658	avaricious rosy-cheeked bat wings of Calamity Jane	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Meat Drop: +30, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Rest upside down", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Swoop like a Bat", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Summon Cauldron of Bats", Last Available: "2024-10"
11659	twirling ember egg	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11660	ember	0		Cold Resistance: +1
11661	therapeutic Fonzie's monocle on a stick	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11662	occult wizardly plastic pipe	0		Mysticality: +25, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11663	friendly smartaleck's fake arrow-through-the-head	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Familiar Weight: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11664	upside-down spinning green reassuring Temple Grandin's bow tie	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Spooky Resistance: +1, Clowniness: 25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11665	dog trainer's padded fake huge beard	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Experience (familiar): +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11666	cyan stylish astronaut helmet of extreme caution	0		Moxie: +25, Monster Level: -25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11667	ribald Annie Oakley's feather boa	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Sleaze Damage: +10, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11668	deadly brainy Sheriff badge	0		Mysticality: +5, Weapon Damage: +5, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11669	cyan miser's careful Sheriff pistol	0		Monster Level: -10, Meat Drop: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11670	dog trainer's Temple Grandin's Sheriff moustache	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Experience (familiar): +1, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11671	smelly studded photo booth supply list	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Check for photo booth supplies", Last Available: "2024-10"
11672	jittery blurry peace turkey outline	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-11"
11673	narrow tie-dye headband	0		
11674	tiny yummy whirled peas	1	awesome	Last Available: "2024-11"
11675	decent half-sized peaza	2	good	Last Available: "2024-11"
11676	peace shooter	0		Last Available: "2024-11"
11677	powdered wobbly drenchrome 2.0	1		Last Available: "2025-12"
11678	modified spinning Synapse Blaster	1		Effect: "Cotton Mouthed", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2025-12"
11679	narrow quantized familiar	0		
11680	quantum watch	0		Adventures: +2
11681	quantized familiar experience	0		
11682	denatured tarnished alkaline huge pea brittle	0		Effect: "Bureaucratized", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2024-11"
11683	acceptable jittery peasco	3	good	Last Available: "2024-11"
11684	spoiled snack-sized piece of cake	2	crappy	Last Available: "2024-11"
11685	handful of split pea soup	0		Last Available: "2024-11"
11686	Sealed TakerSpace letter of Marque	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-12"
11687	TakerSpace letter of Marque	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11688	ribald deft pirate hook of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Sleaze Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-12"
11689	smartaleck's iron tricorn hat of the sweet-tooth	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Candy Drop: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Iron Tricorn Headbutt", Last Available: "2024-12"
11690	purple scorching jolly roger flag	0		Hot Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-12"
11691	tumbling sleeping profane parrot	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11692	teal pirrrate's currrse	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11693	practically non-alcoholic tolerable tankard of spiced rum	1	good	Last Available: "2024-12"
11694	acceptable distilled tankard of spiced Goldschlepper	5	good	Last Available: "2024-12"
11695	packaged luxury garment	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11696	electrified governor's daughter's lace collar	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2024-12"
11697	Van der Graaf governor's daughter's petticoats	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2024-12"
11698	huge governor's daughter's pearl hairpin of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Last Available: "2024-12"
11699	harpoon	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11700	brainy chili powder cutlass	0		Mysticality: +5, Last Available: "2024-12"
11701	miniature rotten Aztec tamale	2	crappy	Last Available: "2024-12"
11702	squat jolly roger tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11703	teal pet rock	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11704	rock-hard groggles	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Last Available: "2024-12"
11705	pirate dinghy	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11706	fuchsia anchor bomb	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11707	vibrating silky pirate drawers of Leguizamo	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Monster Level: +20, Last Available: "2024-12"
11708	profane eye patch	0		Sleaze Damage: +3
11709	electrified tarnished wobbly peppermint pegleg	0		Effect: "From Nantucket", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2024-12"
11710	tolerable olive hard cocoa	4	good	Last Available: "2024-12"
11711	diet moldy salmagumdi	1	crappy	Last Available: "2024-12"
11712	yellow brawny plastic Easter Island Bunny	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Last Available: "2024-12"
11713	plastic St. Patrick of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2024-12"
11714	flame-wreathed plastic Colonel Brando of the sewer	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Stench Damage: +25, Last Available: "2024-12"
11715	vibrating plastic Jedediah and Boiling Cloud	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2024-12"
11716	plastic &quot;Santa Claus&quot; of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2024-12"
11717	Spirit of Easter	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11718	Spirit of St. Patrick's Day	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11719	Spirit of Veteran's Day	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11720	Spirit of Thanksgiving	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11721	bouncing pulsating Spirit of Christmas	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11722	decent huge upside-down coney haunch	4	good	Last Available: "2024-12"
11723	magnetized huge dark chocolate egg	0		Effect: "Takin' It Greasy", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2024-12"
11724	bad enchanted extra-dry jittery moai toai	5	decent	Effect: "Neutered Nostrils", Effect Duration: 45
11725	nippy wholesome moaiball of the sweet-tooth	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Cold Damage: +10, Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2024-12"
11726	half-digested rat	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11727	quadruple-oxidized four-leaf potato sprout	0		Effect: "Leo Rising", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2024-12"
11728	rosewater-soaked healthy stiffened potato jacket	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2024-12"
11729	traumatic holiday memory	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11730	Brandonian footlocker key	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11731	knitted crafty military orb	0		Maximum MP: +10, Cold Resistance: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Throw Military Orb", Last Available: "2024-12"
11732	tarnished super-electrified rum ball	0		Effect: "Over-Familiar With Dactyls", Effect Duration: 31
11733	green gravy skin	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11734	pulsating greasy scandalous gravyskin hat	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2024-12"
11735	curative gravyskin buckler of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2024-12"
11736	cyan gravyskin skirt of the dark arts of the scaredy-cat	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Monster Level: -15, Last Available: "2024-12"
11737	groovy gravyskin pants of the detective	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2024-12"
11738	energized jittery crystallized pumpkin spice	0		Effect: "Flamingly Floral", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2024-12"
11739	stale room scale bean casserole	4	decent	Last Available: "2024-12"
11740	fragile Christmas ornament	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11741	ragged wool yarn	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11742	lightning-fast banded extremely unsafe perfect Christmas scarf	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Damage Absorption: +100, Initiative: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-12"
11743	blue friendly snowman-enchanting tophat of the brazier	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Place your hat on their head", Last Available: "2024-12"
11744	pickled red LIDAR candle	0		Effect: "Magically Fingered", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2024-12"
11745	friendly Congressional Medal of Insanity of the scaredy-cat of the early riser	0		Monster Level: -15, Familiar Weight: +3, Adventures: +7, Lantern: 3, Last Available: "2024-12"
11746	pumpkin spice whorl	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11747	acceptable Easter grasshopper	4	good	Last Available: "2024-12"
11748	special practically non-alcoholic tolerable Irish eggnog	1	good	Effect: "Briny Blood", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2024-12"
11749	fortified hand-crafted canteen of jungle juice	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2024-12"
11750	lousy turchucken	3	decent	Last Available: "2024-12"
11751	artisanal mechanically-mulled cider	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2024-12"
11752	special hand-crafted holiday trip around the world	4	super EPIC	Effect: "Enraged", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2024-12"
11753	half-sized delicious chocolate ostrich egg	2	awesome	Last Available: "2024-12"
11754	miniature normal bouncing beef and cabbage	2	good	Last Available: "2024-12"
11755	decent super-sized jittery candy rations	5	good	Last Available: "2024-12"
11756	tasty double-candied yams	3	awesome	Last Available: "2024-12"
11757	rotten upside-down Christmas ham	3	crappy	Last Available: "2024-12"
11758	enchanted moldy skewed holiday smorgasbord	3	crappy	Effect: "Deep-Seated Rage", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2024-12"
11759	Bowl of Infinite Jelly	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11760	baleful bejazzled eyepatch	0		Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2024-12"
11761	Secrets of the Master Egg Hunters	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Master Egg Hunter"
11762	Secrets of the Master Egg Hunters (used)	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Master Egg Hunter"
11763	mirror How to Lose Friends and Attract Snakes	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Attract Snakes"
11764	green blinking How to Lose Friends and Attract Snakes (used)	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Attract Snakes"
11765	Covert Ops for Kids	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Hide From Seekers"
11766	Covert Ops for Kids (used)	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Hide From Seekers"
11767	mirror Holiday Multitasking	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Holiday Multitasking"
11768	upside-down Holiday Multitasking (used)	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Holiday Multitasking"
11769	upside-down Hoyle's Guide to Reindeer Games	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Reindeer Games"
11770	fuchsia Hoyle's Guide to Reindeer Games (used)	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Reindeer Games"
11771	moai statuette	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11772	horrifying extremely unsafe dangerous egg gun of mayonnaise	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Spooky Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Egg the face", Last Available: "2024-12"
11773	purple Sherlock's thinker's army helmet of mayonnaise of the sweet-tooth	0		Mysticality: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Item Drop: +25, Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2024-12"
11774	blue candy egg deviler	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11775	olive napkin	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11776	spoiled special bite-sized pulsating Thanksgiving ration	1	crappy	Effect: "Puddingskin", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2024-12"
11777	distilled artisanal wobbly Easter eggnog	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2024-12"
11778	mixed yellow clovermint	1		Last Available: "2024-12"
11779	huge scandalous veiny savvy nylon Christmas stockings of incineration	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Maximum HP: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-12"
11780	tattoo of two turkeys	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11781	liquefied huge deviled candy egg	0		Effect: "EVISCERATE!", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2024-12"
11782	McHugeLarge deluxe ski set	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-01"
11783	slick McHugeLarge duffel bag of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Moxie: +10, Last Available: "2025-01", McHugeLarge
11784	lard-coated chilly McHugeLarge left pole of the businessman	0		Cold Damage: +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "McHugeLarge Slash", Last Available: "2025-01", McHugeLarge
11785	steel-toed strapping McHugeLarge right pole of dire peril	0		Muscle: +5, Weapon Damage: +20, Damage Reduction: 9, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "McHugeLarge Stab", Last Available: "2025-01", McHugeLarge
11786	red ghostly bouncing inspector's McHugeLarge left ski of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Item Drop: +15, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "McHugeLarge Avalanche", Last Available: "2025-01", McHugeLarge
11787	foul-smelling Tesla McHugeLarge right ski	0		Stench Damage: +10, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "McHugeLarge Ski Plow", Last Available: "2025-01", McHugeLarge
11788	1	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11789	maroon 0	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11790	powdered jittery eXpand	1		Last Available: "2025-12"
11791	brute force hammer	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Brute Force Hammer", Last Available: "2025-12"
11792	datastick	0		Last Available: "2025-12", RAM: +1
11793	dedigitizer schematic: brute force hammer	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11794	dedigitizer schematic: malware injector	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11795	dedigitizer schematic: cybervisor	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11796	spinning dedigitizer schematic: digibritches	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11797	huge dedigitizer schematic: cryptocloak	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11798	dedigitizer schematic: zero-trust tanktop	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11799	wobbly dedigitizer schematic: retro floppy disk	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11800	dedigitizer schematic: pocket GPU	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11801	dedigitizer schematic: trojan horseshoe	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11802	bouncing dedigitizer schematic: familiar-in-the-middle	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11803	gray cybervisor	0		Last Available: "2025-12", RAM: +3
11804	huge red retro floppy disk	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11805	pocket GPU	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2025-12"
11806	malware injector	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Inject Malware", Last Available: "2025-12"
11807	narrow CyberRealm keycode	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-12"
11808	server room key	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11809	skewed 3d printed server room key	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11810	dedigitizer schematic: 3d printed server room key	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11811	logic grenade	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11812	vaporized psilocyber mushroom	1		Last Available: "2025-12"
11813	dedigitizer schematic: SLEEP(5) rom chip	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11814	dedigitizer schematic: OVERCLOCK(10) rom chip	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11815	upside-down dedigitizer schematic: STATS+++ rom chip	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11816	jittery dedigitizer schematic: insignificant bit	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11817	dedigitizer schematic: hashing vise	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11818	dedigitizer schematic: geofencing rapier	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11819	squat dedigitizer schematic: geofencing shield	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11820	blue dedigitizer schematic: virtual cybertattoo	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11821	squat SLEEP(5) rom chip	0		Skill: "SLEEP(5)", Last Available: "2025-12"
11822	spinning upside-down olive OVERCLOCK(10) rom chip	0		Skill: "OVERCLOCK(10)", Last Available: "2025-12"
11823	purple spinning STATS+++ rom chip	0		Skill: "STATS+++", Last Available: "2025-12"
11824	spinning olive insignificant bit	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11825	parity bit	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11826	hashing vise	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11827	geofencing rapier	0		Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Thrust your geofencing rapier", Last Available: "2025-12"
11828	geofencing shield	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11829	virtual cybertattoo	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11830	ninja rope	0		
11831	ninja crampons	0		
11832	ninja carabiner	0		
11833	wet non-ionized purple wobbly synthetic coffee	0		Effect: "Rainbow Bright", Effect Duration: 62
11834	non-chilled corrupted yellow iDrops	0		Effect: "Spooky Jellied", Effect Duration: 26
11835	shame coil	0		
11836	jittery fuchsia new-in-box toy Cupid bow	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-02"
11837	tumbling toy Cupid bow	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Last Available: "2025-02"
11838	blurry heat arc	0		
11839	scrape	0		
11840	twirling wobbly phantom digit	0		
11841	foul line	0		
11842	dark manioc	0		
11843	Observer source code	0		
11844	chill gherkin	0		
11845	childrens' stapler	0		
11846	plover's egg	0		
11847	flyswatter	0		
11848	pulsating Thwaitgold cordyceps ant statuette	0		
11849	pulsating heat particle	0		Hot Damage: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +10
11850	sore	0		Cold Damage: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +10
11851	fuchsia stomach churner	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
11852	phantom brace	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10
11853	mirror yellow foul cozy	0		Stench Damage: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +10
11854	skewed grim cellophane	0		Combat Rate: -5
11855	rift oculus	0		Combat Rate: +5
11856	sweaty egg	0		HP Regen Min: 4, HP Regen Max: 8
11857	carton of extra-sharp, staples	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Spell Damage: +10
11858	glover liners	0		Pickpocket Chance: +10
11859	mirror mosquito speakers	0		Monster Level: +5
11860	assemble-it-yourself Leprecondo	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-03"
11861	Leprecondo	0		Last Available: "2025-03"
11862	boiled upside-down scoop of pre-workout powder	1		Last Available: "2025-03"
11863	table tennis ball	0		Last Available: "2025-03"
11864	practically non-alcoholic enchanted hand-crafted pint of Leprechaun Stout	1	EPIC	Effect: "Techno Bliss", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2025-03"
11865	dehydrated jittery olive phosphor traces	1		Last Available: "2025-03"
11866	crafting plans	0		Last Available: "2025-03"
11867	Book of Irony	0		Skill: "Generate Irony"
11868	spoon	0		
11869	jittery spinning unironic knife	0		
11870	bar dart	0		Last Available: "2025-03"
11871	denatured teal leprechaun antidepressant pill	1		Last Available: "2025-03"
11872	enchanted bland narrow Heck ramen	3	decent	Effect: "Super Skill", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2025-03"
11873	moldy blurry burrito	4	crappy	Last Available: "2025-03"
11874	special miniature toothsome small beer brat	2	awesome	Effect: "Horrid, Torrid", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2025-03"
11875	spoiled peach pie	4	crappy	Last Available: "2025-03"
11876	decent incredible mini-pizza	4	good	Last Available: "2025-03"
11877	weak hand-crafted tumbling blurry Divine sidecar	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2025-03"
11878	artisanal lime green tangarita sidecar	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2025-03"
11879	tolerable watered-down gimlet sidecar	2	good	Last Available: "2025-03"
11880	mediocre vodka stratocaster sidecar	4	decent	Last Available: "2025-03"
11881	irresponsibly strong tolerable prussian cathouse sidecar	9	good	Last Available: "2025-03"
11882	bad purple Mon Tiki sidecar	3	decent	Last Available: "2025-03"
11883	bouncing Packaged April Shower Thoughts Calendar	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-04"
11884	greedy vibrating April Shower Thoughts shield	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2025-04"
11885	squat glob of wet paper	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11886	squat spitball	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11887	dry teal jittery wet paper weights	0		Effect: "Mucilaginous Moxiousness", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2025-04"
11888	triple-distilled bad Three Sheets to the Wind	8	decent	Last Available: "2025-04"
11889	special adequate pile of wet dates	3	good	Effect: "Strawberry Alarm", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2025-04"
11890	papier Mach 1 airplane	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11891	squat wobbly wet blanket	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11892	lime green grievous wet shower cap	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2025-04"
11893	razor-sharp wet shower shoes	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Last Available: "2025-04"
11894	blurry wet shower shorts of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2025-04"
11895	fuchsia wet paper tiger	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11896	ghostly skewed wet paper eye	0		Familiar Weight: +15
11897	wet shower curtain	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11898	dry wet paper cup	0		Effect: "Ass Over Teakettle", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2025-04"
11899	alkaline oxidized wet paperback	0		Effect: "Just Aged Enough", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2025-04"
11900	healthy wet shower radio	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2025-04"
11901	wet shower stamp	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11902	prompt birthday bloon	0		Adventures: +3
11903	aerosolized jawwetter	0		Effect: "Become Intensely interested", Effect Duration: 12
11904	spinning Unpeeled Peridot of Peril	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-05"
11905	Lo Pan's Van der Graaf Peridot of Peril of terror	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2025-05"
11906	blurry Temple Grandin's terrycloth turban	0		Familiar Weight: +7
11907	coward's jockey's hat	0		Monster Level: -20
11908	smooth sharpshooter's hat	0		Moxie: +15
11909	shaking nippy extra-tight skullcap	0		Cold Damage: +10
11910	sturdy pith helmet of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7
11911	purple crafty bishop's mitre	0		Maximum MP: +10
11912	fuchsia tin foil hat	0		Item Drop: +5
11913	construction hardhat of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15
11914	Temple Grandin's imposing pilgrim's hat	0		Familiar Weight: +7
11915	crown of thorns	0		Thorns: 1
11916	greasy stylish bycocket	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
11917	huge Thwaitgold mad hatterpillar statuette	0		
11918	packaged prismatic beret	0		Free Pull
11919	blush beret	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Beret Blast", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Beret Boast", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Beret Busking", Last Available: "2025-06"
11920	flak shield	0		
11921	Axis HQ Code	0		
11922	upside-down yeti in a travel cooler	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-07"
11923	maroon exchanger	0		Cold Damage: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2025-07"
11924	Axis helmet of doom of temperance	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Resistance: +5
11925	bouncing mansplainer's Axis fatigues of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Monster Level: +15
11926	baleful Axis suspenders of Leguizamo	0		Spell Damage: +25, Monster Level: +20, Single Equip
11927	yellow stolen artifact	0		
11928	really expensive stolen artifact	0		
11929	wobbly priceless stolen artifact	0		
11930	chocolate rations	0		
11931	nice nylon stockings	0		
11932	twirling blue upside-down Allied Radio Backpack Pack	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-07"
11933	blurry stiffened Allied Radio Backpack of the storm of the sweet-tooth	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Candy Drop: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Call in an Airstrike", Last Available: "2025-07"
11934	squat orphaned baby skeleton	0		
11935	yellow ordnance magnet	0		Single Equip, Drops Items
11936	skewed green confetti grenade	0		
11937	spoiled Skeleton Wars rations	3	crappy	
11938	hand-crafted high-proof cyan skeleton war fuel can	8	EPIC	
11939	skeleton war grenade	0		
11940	chocolate and nylons detector	0		
11941	blurry M&ouml;bius ring box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-08"
11942	narrow M&ouml;bius ring	0		Gear Drop: [100*lte(paradoxicity,7)*gte(paradoxicity,3)], Last Available: "2025-08"
11943	bone pacifier	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11944	horrifying crafty wholesome Allied Forces insignia	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Maximum MP: +10, Spooky Damage: +25, Single Equip
11945	Allied Tattoo Kit	0		
11946	handheld Allied radio	0		
11947	Axis codebook	0		
11948	super-cold-filtered Life Goals Pamphlet	0		Effect: "Blessing of Pikachutlotal", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2025-08"
11949	bouncing supercharged bully badge	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2025-08"
11950	time cop top hat of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Last Available: "2025-08"
11951	Stock Certificate	0		Last Available: "2025-08"
11952	modified green narrow mixed berry jelly	1		Last Available: "2025-08"
11953	enchanted thick moldy blinking toast with mixed berry jelly	5	crappy	Effect: "You're Not Cooking", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2025-08"
11954	low-calorie adequate tumbling cup of sugar	1	good	Last Available: "2025-08"
11955	big flavorless Susie's cupcake	5	decent	Last Available: "2025-08"
11956	clock	0		Last Available: "2025-08"
11957	Rosewater's smooth the gun of horror	0		Moxie: +15, Mysticality Percent: +30, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2025-08"
11958	tolerable triple-distilled wine	8	good	Last Available: "2025-08"
11960	really, really nice swimming trunks	0		Adventure Underwater
11961	shaking yellow sand penny	0		
11962	censurious undersea surveying goggles	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Lasts Until Rollover
11963	hand-crafted practically non-alcoholic Ocean-Touched Rum	1	EPIC	
11964	compressed cyan water-logged pill	1		Effect: "Aspect of the GravyPlum Fairy", Effect Duration: 10
11965	flavorless small kelp puck	2	decent	
11966	scroll of sea strength	0		
11967	scroll of sea smarts	0		
11968	blurry scroll of sea smarm	0		
11969	waterlogged scroll of healing	0		
11970	ghostly blurry sea gel	0		
11971	double-improved deionized upside-down green octopus ink bladder	0		Effect: "Chief Executive Optimism", Effect Duration: 26
11972	narrow durable dolphin whistle	0		
11973	fuchsia Thwaitgold lobster statuette	0		
11974	blurry packaged Monodent of the Sea	0		Free Pull
11975	Monodent of the Sea	0		Hot Damage: +25, All Attributes Percent: +5, Experience: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sea *dent: Throw a Lightning Bolt", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sea *dent: Summon a Wave", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sea *dent: Talk to Some Fish", Last Available: "2025-09"
11976	unblemished pearl	0		
11977	perfumed dentadent	0		Stench Resistance: +5
11986	pulsating lab-grown blood cubic zirconia	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-10"
11987	wobbly horrifying foul-smelling coward's blood cubic zirconia of the blizzard of the glutton of the early riser	0		Monster Level: -20, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Stench Damage: +10, Spooky Damage: +25, Food Drop: +100, Adventures: +7, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Blood Geyser", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Refracted Gaze", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Sweat Bullets", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Blood Bath", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Dial it up to 11", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Sweat Equity", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Create Blood Thinner", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Prepare Spinal Tapas", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Craft a Pheromone Cocktail", Last Available: "2025-10"
12044	powdered narrow blurry blood thinner	1		Last Available: "2025-10"
12045	lousy pheromone cocktail	3	decent	Last Available: "2025-10"
12046	rotten spinning spinal tapas	4	crappy	Last Available: "2025-10"
12047	shrunken head in a duffel bag	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-11"
12048	nippy smooth cool shrunken head	0		Moxie: 20, Cold Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Prepare to reanimate your Foe", Last Available: "2025-11"
12049	stocking full of bones	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-12"
12050	bouncing small peppermint-flavored sugar walking crook	0		
12051	knucklebone	0		
12052	bad weak red blurry Smoking Pope	2	decent	
12053	bland gray prize turkey	3	decent	
12054	diluted huge medicinal gruel	1		
12055	snack-sized flavorless full-sized pumpkin pie	2	decent	Last Available: "2025-11"
12056	lousy vodka cranberry sauce	4	decent	Last Available: "2025-11"
12057	Vulcanized dry yammed candy	0		Effect: "Visions of the Deep Dark Deeps", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2025-11"
12058	low-calorie bland treasure chestnut	1	decent	Last Available: "2025-12"
12059	bad weak blinking mulled butter rum	2	decent	Last Available: "2025-12"
12060	adjusted triple-pickled bouncing cinnamon doubloon	0		Effect: "Familial Ties", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2025-12"
12061	gray rock-hard plastic left skeleton arm	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Last Available: "2025-12"
12062	olive wicked plastic left skeleton leg	0		Spell Damage: +5, Last Available: "2025-12"
12063	banded plastic right skeleton arm	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Last Available: "2025-12"
12064	blinking plastic right skeleton leg of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2025-12"
12065	Usain Bolt's plastic skeleton pelvis	0		Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2025-12"
12066	ghostly discreetly-wrapped Eternity Codpiece	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-12"
12067	The Eternity Codpiece	0		All Attributes: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-12"
12068	dog trainer's wholesome angelbone kilt	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Experience (familiar): +1, Last Available: "2026-12"
12069	upside-down fortified angelbone totem	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-12", Spleen Capacity: +1
12070	angelbone chopsticks of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-12", Stomach Capacity: +1
12071	censurious savvy angelbone mantle	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2026-12"
12072	inspector's angelbone dice	0		Item Drop: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-12", Liver Capacity: +1
12073	resourceful angelbone halo of horror	0		Maximum MP: +50, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2026-12"
12074	diluted olive angelbone fragments	1		Last Available: "2026-12"
12075	magnetized biblically accurate gumdrops	0		Effect: "Hella Tough", Effect Duration: 39
12076	squat greasy Socratic devilbone helmet	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2026-12"
12077	skewed devilbone greaves of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Last Available: "2026-12", Spleen Capacity: +1
12078	ghostly hale devilbone shinguards of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Maximum HP: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-12"
12079	blinking beefy devilbone corset	0		Muscle: +10, Last Available: "2026-12", Stomach Capacity: +1
12080	healthy devilbone flute of the businessman	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2026-12"
12081	devilbone rosary of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-12", Liver Capacity: +1
12082	boiled fuchsia devilbone chunks	1		Effect: "Fit To Be Tide", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2026-12"
12083	pressed maroon Gehenna tattoo	0		Effect: "Soles of Glass", Effect Duration: 65
12116	burnt incisor	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12117	burnt phalange	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12118	upside-down tumbling burnt radius	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12119	burnt rib	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12120	burnt skull	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12121	Crymbocurrency	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12122	lard-coated extra-thick Crimbo sweater	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2025-12"
12123	narrow The Encyclopedia of Holiday Funerary Rites	0		Skill: "Holiday Burial Knowledge", Last Available: "2025-12"
12124	smooth blurry Steve Abrams' Holiday Sampler Beer	4	awesome	Last Available: "2025-12"
12125	crate of prize-winning rum	0		No Pull, Last Available: "2025-12"
12126	drinkable high-proof cyan bottle of prize-winning rum	7	good	Last Available: "2025-12"
12127	frightening Lo Pan's Santa-Slayer medal of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Spooky Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2025-12"
12128	pulsating Skull of Claus	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12129	warmed boiling bone marrow	0		Effect: "Mushroom Melody", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2025-12"
12130	altered wet electrified boiling cerebrospinal fluid	0		Effect: "Booooooze", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2025-12"
12131	enhanced vacuum-sealed boiling synovial fluid	0		Effect: "Belch the Rainbow&trade;", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2025-12"
12132	up-at-dawn MacGyver's personal trainer's smoldering vertebra	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Maximum MP: +100, Adventures: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2025-12"
12133	seal-clubbing club loot box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-01"
12134	<span style='padding: 2px; color: #ff8000; background-color: black;'>legendary seal-clubbing club</span>	0		Muscle Percent: +50, Weapon Damage: +10, Initiative: +50, Attacks Can't Miss, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Club 'Em Across the Battlefield", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Club 'Em Into Next Week", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Club 'Em Back in Time", Display Name: "<span style='padding: 2px; color: #ff8000; background-color: black;'>legendary seal-clubbing club</span>", Last Available: "2026-01"
12135	smoldering bone dust	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12136	volatile bone bomb	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12137	ghostly coward's veiny beefy hot boning knife	0		Muscle: +10, Maximum HP: +10, Monster Level: -20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2025-12"
12138	maroon blurry quilted fistbone of the bloodbag of the empath	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Maximum HP: +100, Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2025-12"
12139	pulsating reassuring rock-hard burnt bone belt of incineration	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2025-12"
12140	greedy scorched skull trophy	0		Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2025-12"
12141	half-sized adequate wing bone	2	good	Last Available: "2025-12"
12142	hand-crafted weak skeleton venom	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2025-12"
12143	boiled twirling teal squat baked bone meal	1		Last Available: "2025-12"
12144	purple twirling ribald plastic skeleton rib cage	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Last Available: "2025-12"
12145	steel-toed plastic skeleton skull	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Last Available: "2025-12"
12146	dangerous plastic skeleton Crimbo hat	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Last Available: "2025-12"
12147	assembled plastic Santa skeleton	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12148	pulsating sleigh	0		Familiar Weight: +10
12149	cyan undertakers' forceps	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12150	tumbling bone-polishing rag	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12151	Jeselnik's ribald scorched skeleton mask	0		Sleaze Damage: 35, Last Available: "2025-12"
12152	electrified banded scorched skeleton shirt	0		Damage Absorption: +100, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2025-12"
12153	lime green blurry friendly coward's scorched skeleton pants	0		Monster Level: -20, Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2025-12"
12154	shaking messenger parrot egg	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12155	buryable chest	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12156	Shanty: Let's Beat Up This Drunken Sailor	0		Skill: "Let's Beat Up This Drunken Sailor", Last Available: "2025-12"
12157	Shanty: Let's Beat Up This Drunken Sailor (used)	0		Skill: "Let's Beat Up This Drunken Sailor", Last Available: "2025-12"
12158	Shanty: I'm Smarter Than a Drunken Sailor	0		Skill: "I'm Smarter Than a Drunken Sailor", Last Available: "2025-12"
12159	Shanty: I'm Smarter Than a Drunken Sailor (used)	0		Skill: "I'm Smarter Than a Drunken Sailor", Last Available: "2025-12"
12160	gray Shanty: Look At That Drunken Sailor Dance	0		Skill: "Look At That Drunken Sailor Dance", Last Available: "2025-12"
12161	tumbling Shanty: Look At That Drunken Sailor Dance (used)	0		Skill: "Look At That Drunken Sailor Dance", Last Available: "2025-12"
12162	tumbling Shanty: Who's Going to Pay This Drunken Sailor?	0		Skill: "Who's Going to Pay This Drunken Sailor?", Last Available: "2025-12"
12163	spinning Shanty: Who's Going to Pay This Drunken Sailor? (used)	0		Skill: "Who's Going to Pay This Drunken Sailor?", Last Available: "2025-12"
12164	shaking lime green Shanty: Only Dogs Love a Drunken Sailor	0		Skill: "Only Dogs Love a Drunken Sailor", Last Available: "2025-12"
12165	Shanty: Only Dogs Love a Drunken Sailor (used)	0		Skill: "Only Dogs Love a Drunken Sailor", Last Available: "2025-12"
12166	upside-down Crymbocurrency tattoo	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12167	squat manspreader's fireproof bonesaw of the detective	0		Monster Level: +10, Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2025-12"
12168	frosty sage vermiculite shield	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2025-12"
12169	wobbly ship's lantern of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2025-12"
12170	yellow narrow MacGyver's heat-resistant harpoon pistol of Leguizamo	0		Maximum MP: +100, Monster Level: +20, Last Available: "2025-12"
12171	rotten snack-sized traditional gingerloaf	2	crappy	Last Available: "2025-12"
12172	smooth Scotch and eggnog	4	awesome	Last Available: "2025-12"
12173	magnetized activated purple counterskeleton elixir	0		Effect: "Yuletide Mutations", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2025-12"
12174	lousy weak &quot;salvaged&quot; wine	2	decent	Last Available: "2025-12"
12175	The Encyclopedia of Holiday Funerary Rites (used)	0		Skill: "Holiday Burial Knowledge", Last Available: "2025-12"
12176	ghostly crate of prize-winning cheese	0		No Pull, Last Available: "2025-12"
12177	normal wedge of prize-winning cheese	4	good	Last Available: "2025-12"
12178	extra-frozen boiled bouncing gummi fingerbone	0		Effect: "Fireproof Lips", Effect Duration: 23
12179	frosty glimmering crystal of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2025-12"
12180	blurry boxed Heartstone	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-02"
12181	Heartstone	0		All Attributes Percent: +25, Experience: +3, HP Regen Min: 15, HP Regen Max: 20, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Steal Monster's Heart", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heartstone: %kill", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heartstone: %banish", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heartstone: %stun", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heartstone: %luck", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heartstone: %pals", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heartstone: %buff", Last Available: "2026-02"
12182	Thwaitgold meat bee statuette	0		
12183	twirling shaking loose Meats	0		
12184	Archaeologist's Spade	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12185	boxed Archaeologist's Spade	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-03"
12186	dinosaur bone fragment	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12187	squat fuchsia Pork Elf pottery shard	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12188	2015 landfill detritus	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12189	intact dinosaur egg	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12190	fossilized cow femur	0		Familiar Weight: +5
12191	skewed unopened Pork Elf toiletries kit	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12192	narrow Pork Elf toiletries kit	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12193	vacuum-sealed Pork Elf mouthwash	0		Effect: "Big Flaming Whip", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2026-03"
12194	polarized huge Pork Elf deodorant	0		Effect: "Oxygenated Blood", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2026-03"
12195	warmed Vulcanized tarnished twirling Pork Elf toothpaste	0		Effect: "How to Scam Tourists", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2026-03"
12196	pulsating bolt of fabric	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12197	lime green chaotic and dress of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Last Available: "2026-03"
12198	huge Jeselnik's and dress of the businessman	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2026-03"
12199	adjusted corrupted moist bouncing dinosaur bone broth	0		Effect: "Extra-Wet", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2026-03"
12200	gnawing bone	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12201	mirror censurious dinosaur bone club	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2026-03"
12202	stylish beefy dinosaur skull helmet	0		Muscle: +10, Moxie: +25, Last Available: "2026-03"
12203	chilly Annie Oakley's personal trainer's dinosaur bone corset	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Cold Damage: +5, Last Available: "2026-03"
12204	lousy Pork Elf cough syrup	3	decent	Last Available: "2026-03"
12205	olive Pork Elf neti pot	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12206	skewed Pork Elf medicine cabinet	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12207	blurry wobbly Pork Elf sink	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12208	narrow teal Pork Elf toilet	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12209	immense moldy rat pizza	8	crappy	Last Available: "2026-03"
12210	mirror Fleek&trade; mascara	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12211	pulsating gravedigger's deadly hoverboard of the dark arts	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Spooky Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-03"
12212	spinning Jack Frost's Temple Grandin's grievous left shark fin	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Familiar Weight: +7, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2026-03"
12213	spinning stanky fitness tracking bracelet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-03"
12214	powdered shaking candy bone	1		
12215	shaking wrapped Baseball Diamond	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-04"
12216	Baseball Diamond	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Last Available: "2026-04"
12217	decent spinning discarded hot dog	4	good	Last Available: "2026-04"
12218	lousy most of a beer	4	decent	Last Available: "2026-04"
12222	pasta wand loot box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-05"
12223	<span style='padding: 2px; color: #ff8000; background-color: black;'>legendary pasta wand</span>	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Stench Damage: +5, Hot Damage: +5, Cold Damage: +5, Sleaze Damage: +5, Spell Damage: +10, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Spell Critical Percent: +15, Pasta Thrall Experience: +1, Single Equip, Display Name: "<span style='padding: 2px; color: #ff8000; background-color: black;'>legendary pasta wand</span>", Last Available: "2026-05"
12225	shaking legendary noodles	0		Last Available: "2026-05"
12226	flavorless fuchsia can of tuna	4	decent	
12227	normal alien salad	4	good	
12228	spoiled ghostly ratbatatouille	3	crappy	
12229	normal spinning onigiri	4	good	
12230	rotten crudit&eacute;s	4	crappy	
12231	rotten teal sauced mutton	4	crappy	
12232	miniature decent red hot honey ant	2	good	
12233	rotten tomb aspic	4	crappy	
12234	normal later tots	3	good	
12235	yummy cyan Frutti di Scatoletta	4	awesome	Last Available: "2026-05"
12236	small flavorless Pesto alla Marziano	2	decent	Last Available: "2026-05"
12237	small moldy Arrattabbattabiata	2	crappy	Last Available: "2026-05"
12238	decent fuchsia Orzo di Riso	4	good	Last Available: "2026-05"
12239	rotten gigantic Pasta Grimavera	8	crappy	Last Available: "2026-05"
12240	snack-sized rotten special Linguini Ubriacapa	2	crappy	Effect: "Feline Ferocity", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2026-05"
12241	decent yellow Formica e Pepe	3	good	Last Available: "2026-05"
12242	half-sized rotten Tubetto Gelatto	2	crappy	Last Available: "2026-05"
12243	rotten super-sized pulsating Gnocci Domani	5	crappy	Last Available: "2026-05"
12244	Thwaitgold wallet moth statuette	0		
12245	scabbarded Sword of S Words	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-06"
12246	second-hand synthetic sloth skin scabbard	0		Familiar Weight: +5
12248	mega helmet	0		
12252	padded Space Soldier Helmet of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Damage Absorption: +20
12253	flavorless premium turkey leg	3	decent	
12254	acceptable styrofoam cup of mead	4	good	
12255	mirror toasty sword	0		Hot Damage: +5
12256	skewed staff of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20
12257	lightning-fast lute	0		Initiative: +40
12258	upside-down shrink-wrapped Cup of 13s	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-07"
12259	Cup of 13s	0		Booze Drop: +60, MP Regen Min: 4, MP Regen Max: 8, HP Regen Min: 8, HP Regen Max: 13, Last Available: "2026-07"
12260	friendly mansplainer's chaotic The Wizard's Android	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Monster Level: +15, Familiar Weight: +3
12261	flash paperwad	0		
12262	squat juggling ball	0		
12263	blurry baleful tactical jester's cap of the sewer	0		Spell Damage: +25, Stench Damage: +25, Combat Item Damage Percent: 50
12264	single-use sword	0		
12265	pulsating flimsy plastic helmet of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100
12266	spinning fireproof flimsy plastic greaves	0		Hot Resistance: +3
12267	jittery chilly flimsy plastic breastplate	0		Cold Damage: +5
12268	rosy-cheeked flimsy plastic shield	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30
12269	jittery packaged Portable Laughing Stock	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-07"
12270	blinking greedy electrified Rosewater's Portable Laughing Stock	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Meat Drop: +20, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Taunt Your Foe", Last Available: "2026-07"
12271	blue greedy smelly arcane researcher's Staff of Anachronistic Churning	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +20
12272	flavorless classic banana	3	decent	Last Available: "2026-07"
12273	stale watermelon	3	decent	Last Available: "2026-07"
12274	adequate small quince	2	good	Last Available: "2026-07"
12275	yellow Interesting Coin	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12276	Interesting Coin Inheritance Letter	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-08"
12277	moldy bite-sized classic banana pie	1	crappy	Last Available: "2026-07"
12278	deionized essential banana decoction	0		Effect: "Ghost Finger", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2026-07"
12279	Vulcanized pressed narrow banana quintessence	0		Effect: "Tiki Thoughtfulness", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2026-07"
12280	weak lousy Aesop Daiquiri	2	decent	Last Available: "2026-07"
12281	lousy mirror Monkey Congress	4	decent	Last Available: "2026-07"
12282	decent low-calorie watermelon pie	1	good	Last Available: "2026-07"
12283	dry tumbling purple concentrated watermelon juice	0		Effect: "Bloody-minded", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2026-07"
12284	galvanized frozen spinning Aqua Citrulanatae	0		Effect: "Material Witness", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2026-07"
12285	special watered-down delicious Melonegroni	2	awesome	Effect: "Whitened Teeth", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2026-07"
12286	irresponsibly strong lousy Melonade Spritz	6	decent	Last Available: "2026-07"
12287	moldy quince pie	3	crappy	Last Available: "2026-07"
12288	magnetized ionized diffused quince quaff	0		Effect: "Mariachi Mood", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2026-07"
12289	aerosolized cold-filtered gray Quickquince	0		Effect: "Alacri Tea", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2026-07"
12290	artisanal weak Quiskey Sour	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2026-07"
12291	lousy Quincea&ntilde;era Cooler	3	decent	Last Available: "2026-07"
12292	hand-crafted irresponsibly strong Roth IPA	9	EPIC	Last Available: "2026-08"
12293	Jack Frost's shellacked underdraft protection	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2026-08"
12294	solvent	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12295	half-sized rotten bouncing soybean futures	2	crappy	Last Available: "2026-08"
12296	chilled anodized wobbly housing bubble	0		Effect: "Spooky Flavor", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2026-08"
12297	frozen jittery Pixie-Swordz	0		Effect: "Adrenaline Rush", Effect Duration: 52
12298	wobbly up-at-dawn financial instrument of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2026-08"
12299	veiny hedge fund clippers of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Maximum HP: +10, Last Available: "2026-08"
12300	steel-toed selling shorts	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Last Available: "2026-08"
12301	pulsating bear tattoo	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12302	bull tattoo	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12303	green arcane researcher's weightlifter's 401k ring	0		Muscle: +15, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Last Available: "2026-08"
12304	huge balance sheet	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12305	wet invisible hand	0		Effect: "Berry Critical", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2026-08"
12306	polymerized tarnished jittery circle of overdraft protection scroll	0		Effect: "Mint-Condition Breath", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2026-08"
12307	extra-anodized polymerized tumbling mint	0		Effect: "Elemental Mastery", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2026-08"
12308	savings bondo	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12309	homeowner's loam	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12310	diluted yellow toxic asset	1		Last Available: "2026-08"
12311	modified spinning intangible asset	1		Last Available: "2026-08"
12312	boiled mirror jittery liquid asset	1		Effect: "Thunderspell", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2026-08"
12313	gross prophet chrysalis	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12314	cast entrails	0		Familiar Weight: +5
12315	mediocre Malattia Becco Malbec	3	decent	
12316	mirror kneecapping contract	0		Skill: "Order a Kneecapping"
12317	ghostly Old Country cookbook	0		Skill: "Old Country Cooking"
12318	Thwaitgold and beetle statuette	0		
12319	Blue Team scarf	0		
12320	Red Team scarf	0		
12321	meat shield toddler	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-09"
12322	can of shield tenderizer	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2026-09"