-1	tolerable special Petite Porter	4	good	
-2	lousy Scrawny Stout	3	decent	
-3	aged shaking Infinitesimal IPA	4	awesome	
-4	drinkable eggnogtini	3	good	
-5	perfectly mixed watered-down candycaine	2	EPIC	
-6	strong lousy braincracker sweet	5	decent	
-16	delicious fermented honey	4	awesome	
-17	bad weak purple moons-shine	2	decent	
-18	bad practically non-alcoholic gin	1	decent	
-19	fancy mediocre ecto-nog	3	decent	
-20	acceptable hot toady	3	good	
-21	hand-crafted hot choculate	4	EPIC	
-49	artisanal enchanted Cyder	3	EPIC	
-50	aged watered-down Oil Nog	2	awesome	
-51	drinkable Hi-Octane Peppermint Jet Fuel	4	good	
-58	acceptable weak ghostly Grimacider	2	good	
-59	aged practically non-alcoholic Isotope Nog	1	awesome	
-60	tolerable Mutagin 'n' Tonic	3	good	
-70	smooth strong Gin and Herring	5	awesome	
-71	artisanal Black and Tan and Red All Over	4	EPIC	
-72	tolerable high-proof lime green Antarctic Ice Tea	9	good	
-76	lousy shaking upside-down CRIMBCO Ribbon Candy Schnapps	4	decent	
-77	aged CRIMBCO Egg Substitute Nog Substitute	4	awesome	
-78	tolerable fortified CRIMBCO Extreme Braincracker Sour	5	good	
-82	spirit-forward lousy Horseradish-infused Vodka	5	decent	
-83	drinkable Jerkitini	4	good	
-84	irresponsibly strong mediocre Desert Island Iced Tea	10	decent	
-88	bad blinking Crimbo Saketini	3	decent	
-89	smooth Crimboku Drop	4	awesome	
-90	perfectly mixed Flaming Crimbo Log	4	EPIC	
-107	tolerable Fortified Eggnog Slurry	4	good	
-108	smooth Hot Buttered Rum	4	awesome	
-109	watered-down tolerable pulsating Spicy Hot Chocolate	2	good