1	seal-clubbing club	0		
2	blue seal tooth	0		
3	ghostly brainy helmet turtle	0		Mysticality: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
4	turtle totem	0		
5	pasta spoon	0		
6	flame-wreathed ravioli hat	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
7	saucepan	0		
8	spinning spices	0		
9	bouncing prompt disco mask	0		Adventures: +3, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
10	disco ball	0		
11	stolen accordion	0		Song Duration: 5
12	mariachi pants	0		Familiar Effect: "8xPotato, cap 2"
14	powdered ghostly yellow moxie weed	1		
15	powdered cyan strongness elixir	1		Effect: "Anytwo Five Elevenis?", Effect Duration: 40
16	compressed maroon magicalness-in-a-can	1		
17	jumbo rotten noodles	5	crappy	
18	tortoise's blessing	0		
19	yellow miser's asparagus knife	0		Meat Drop: +10
20	blinking Kentucky-style derby	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 5"
21	tumbling sweet ninja sword	0		
22	studded boxer shorts	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, 4xVolley, cap 5"
23	spinning mirror chewing gum on a string	0		
24	spinning ten-leaf clover	0		
25	meat paste	0		
26	bouncing bouncing Dolphin King's map	0		
27	spider web	0		
28	gray really spider web	0		
29	really really spider web	0		
30	rock	0		
31	seal-toothed rock	0		
32	blinking blurry rosy-cheeked Bjorn's Hammer	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Class: "Seal Clubber"
33	squat mirror snorkel	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
34	ghostly Dolphin King's crown of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xGhuol, cap 8"
35	shaking rock-hard Knob Goblin scimitar	0		Damage Reduction: 5
36	yellow Knob Goblin tongs of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15
37	viking helmet of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 5"
38	greasy Knob Goblin pants	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 5xPotato, cap 6"
39	pretty flower	0		
40	shaking casino pass	0		
41	artisanal skewed ice-cold Sir Schlitz	3	EPIC	
42	hermit permit	0		
43	worthless trinket	0		
44	worthless gewgaw	0		
45	worthless knick-knack	0		
46	blurry figurine	0		
47	adequate miniature hot buttered roll	2	good	
48	narrow spinning heart of rock and roll	0		
49	miniature adequate tumbling bowl of cottage cheese	2	good	
50	narrow strapping Rock and Roll Legend	0		Muscle: +5, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10
51	ruddy Knob Goblin Uberpants	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 3xFairy, cap 11"
52	blurry banjo strings	0		
53	stone banjo of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20
54	greedy hardy Disco Banjo	0		Maximum HP: +50, Meat Drop: +20, Class: "Disco Bandit"
55	blue jittery jabañero pepper	0		
56	maroon hot sauce	0		
57	ribald 5-Alarm Saucepan	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Class: "Sauceror"
58	olive stone turtle	0		
59	slingshot	0		
60	bouncing purple supercool Mace of the Tortoise	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
61	snack-sized enchanted moldy fortune cookie	2	crappy	Effect: "Mercenary", Effect Duration: 40
62	huge smelly oriole-feather headdress	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xVolley, cap 3"
63	action figure body	0		
64	action figure head	0		
65	Mighty Bjorn action figure	0		
66	blinking twig	0		
67	skewed spaghetti with rock-balls	0		
68	wool Rosewater's Pasta Spoon of Peril	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Cold Resistance: +1, Class: "Pastamancer"
69	squat Newbiesport™ tent	0		
70	skewed spinning bar skin	0		
71	stakes of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50
72	lime green toasty barskin hat	0		Hot Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 13"
73	barskin tent	0		
74	Temple map	0		
75	sapling	0		
76	wobbly Spooky-Gro fertilizer	0		
77	aromatic stick	0		Stench Resistance: +1
78	pulsating bouncing pretty bouquet of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7
79	bugbear bungguard	0		Familiar Effect: "5xBarrr, cap 7"
80	fairy gravy boat	0		
81	aged enchanted high-proof ice-cold Willer	7	awesome	Effect: "Gleaming White Teeth", Effect Duration: 40
82	narrow ring	0		
83	cyan ghostly shaft	0		
84	Orcish meat locker	0		
85	skewed unlocked meat locker	0		
86	key	0		
87	meat from yesterday	0		
88	meat stack	0		
89	sword hilt	0		
90	olive helmet recipe	0		
91	bouncing pants kit	0		
92	meatsmithing guide	0		
93	vibrating basic meat sword	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10
94	family-friendly basic meat pants	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xPotato, cap 10"
95	huge ruddy basic meat helmet	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 2xFairy, cap 10"
96	crafty dope gangsta bling-bling	0		Maximum MP: +10
97	horrifying beefy pimpin' meat hat	0		Muscle: +10, Spooky Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xVolley, cap 13"
98	lime green dried face	0		
99	meat face	0		
100	lifeless meat doll	0		
101	upside-down meat golem	0		
102	shaking shrunken head	0		
103	staff of the pedagogue of dire peril	0		Experience: +3, Weapon Damage: +20
104	scarecrow	0		
105	tasty special super-sized bowl of charms	5	awesome	Effect: "Mer-kinny Flavor", Effect Duration: 30
106	ketchup	1	good	
107	cyan ghostly spinning catsup	1	good	
108	stick	0		
109	shaking crossbow string	0		
110	upside-down foul-smelling basic meat staff	0		Stench Damage: +10
111	occult basic meat crossbow	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25
112	inspector's meatloaf helmet of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Item Drop: +15, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1.5xFairy, cap 13"
113	razor-sharp dripping meat sword	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25
114	ruddy dripping meat staff	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40
115	strapping dripping meat crossbow	0		Muscle: +5
116	avaricious smooth Bugfinder Blade	0		Moxie: +15, Meat Drop: +30
117	pulsating Gnollish plunger	0		
118	spring	0		
119	sprocket	0		
120	cog	0		
121	wobbly sprocket assembly	0		
122	spinning cog and sprocket assembly	0		
123	Gnollish flyswatter	0		
124	empty meat tank	0		
125	bouncing full meat tank	0		
126	blinking meat engine	0		
127	Tesla Gnollish autoplunger	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
128	lime green healthy meat pants	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, cap 11"
129	squat third-hand nunchaku of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40
130	spinning Samson's eyepatch	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Familiar Effect: "4xBarrr, cap 8"
131	frilly skirt	0		Familiar Effect: "4xFairy, cap 8"
132	Meat maid body	0		
133	Certificate of Participation	0		
134	skewed bitchin' meatcar	0		
135	narrow sweet rims	0		
136	blurry tires	0		
137	bouncing dope wheels	0		
138	blurry ice-cold six-pack	0		
139	valuable trinket	0		
140	dingy planks	0		
141	blurry dingy dinghy	0		
142	anticheese	0		
143	cottage	0		
144	stone of eXtreme power	0		
145	barbed-wire fence	0		
146	dinghy plans	0		
147	sizzling eXtreme meat sword	0		Hot Damage: +10
148	mirror dance instructor's eXtreme meat staff	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10
149	upside-down eXtreme meat crossbow of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50
150	deadly Scalp of Gorgolok of mayonnaise	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Class: "Seal Clubber", Familiar Effect: "3xGhuol, cap 25"
151	huge Sherlock's stanky Elder Turtle Shell	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: +25, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "3xGhuol, cap 25"
152	Colander of Em-er'il of Calamity Jane of chilblains	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Cold Damage: +25, Class: "Pastamancer", Familiar Effect: "3xGhuol, cap 25"
153	nasty rosy-cheeked Ancient Saucehelm	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Stench Damage: +5, Class: "Sauceror", Familiar Effect: "3xGhuol, cap 25"
154	horrifying Disco 'Fro Pick of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Spooky Damage: +25, Class: "Disco Bandit", Familiar Effect: "3xGhuol, cap 25"
155	flame-retardant razor-sharp El Sombrero De Lopez	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Hot Resistance: +1, Class: "Accordion Thief", Familiar Effect: "3xGhuol, cap 25"
156	guild application	0		
157	huge Dramatic™ range	0		
158	ghostly Gnollish pie tin	0		
159	wad of dough	0		
160	ghostly pie crust	0		
161	normal ghuol egg	3	good	
162	bland super-sized ghuol egg quiche	5	decent	
163	olive Sherlock's skeleton bone	0		Item Drop: +25
164	smart skull	0		
165	upside-down gray skewer	0		
166	blinking ghuol ears	0		
167	flavorless ghuol-ear kabob	3	decent	
168	bone rattle of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25
169	bugbear beanie	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 7"
170	pulsating lihc eye	0		
171	half-sized special normal lihc eye pie	2	good	Effect: "Colorful Gratitude", Effect Duration: 45
172	red gnoll lips	0		
173	squat taco shell	0		
174	Gnollish casserole dish	0		
175	normal uncooked chorizo	3	good	
176	disembodied brain	0		
177	upside-down brainy skull	0		
178	detective skull	0		
179	special miniature spoiled blurry chorizo taco	2	crappy	Effect: "Radium Radicality", Effect Duration: 50
180	lousy ice-cold fotie	4	decent	
181	lime green baseball	0		
182	batgut	0		
183	ghostly bat wing	0		
184	briefcase	0		
185	fat stacks of cash	0		
186	bean	0		
187	loose teeth	0		
188	spinning bat guano	0		
189	jittery tumbling guano coffee cup	0		
191	vibrating batskin belt	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10
192	batskin belt	0		
193	bouncing birthday candle	0		
194	Sherlock's Mr. Accessory	0		Item Drop: +25, Softcore Only
195	fireproof eXtreme nose ring	0		Hot Resistance: +3
196	teal disassembled clover	0		
197	rat whisker	0		
198	spinning jittery rat appendix	0		
199	friendly ring	0		Familiar Weight: +3
200	adequate small rat appendix kabob	2	good	
201	spoiled super-sized bat wing kabob	5	crappy	
202	moldy big carob chunks	5	crappy	
203	narrow herbs	0		
204	adequate jumbo carob chunk cookies	5	good	
205	secret blend of herbs and spices	0		
206	jittery ghostly piercing post	0		
207	hippy herbal tea	1	good	
208	blurry patchouli incense stick	0		
209	wad of tofu	0		
210	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	0		Bonus Resting MP: +7
211	decorative fountain	0		
212	green pulsating windchimes	0		
213	family-friendly occult filthy corduroys	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 2xPotato, cap 15"
214	studded filthy knitted dread sack	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 15"
215	Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix	0		
216	flavorless wobbly carob brownies	4	decent	
217	rotten mirror herb brownies	3	crappy	
218	upside-down hemp string	0		
219	necklace chain	0		
220	tumbling bouncing gnoll teeth	0		
221	tumbling crafty gnoll-tooth necklace	0		Maximum MP: +10
222	phat turquoise bead	0		
223	twirling chilly phat turquoise bracelet	0		Cold Damage: +5
224	jittery Herculean eyepatch	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, cap 6"
225	small adequate tofu casserole	2	good	
226	pickled blinking can of Red Minotaur	1	decent	
227	wholesome Kentucky-fried meat sword	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10
228	chaotic Kentucky-fried meat staff	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10
229	cyan bouncing flame-retardant Kentucky-fried meat crossbow	0		Hot Resistance: +1
230	medical-grade dead guy's watch	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Nonstackable Watch
231	Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent	0		
232	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	0		
233	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	0		
234	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	0		
235	brainy Bigger Bugfinder Blade of wisdom	0		Mysticality: 20
236	Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit	0		
237	irresponsibly strong lousy bottle of gin	8	decent	
238	bad blurry bottle of vodka	3	decent	
239	gravedigger's stiffened Orcish baseball cap	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Spooky Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr, cap 15"
240	resourceful banded Orcish cargo shorts	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Maximum MP: +50, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 2xGhuol, cap 15"
241	inspector's Orcish frat-paddle	0		Item Drop: +15
242	stale	4	decent	
243	special stale spinning grapefruit	3	decent	Effect: "Influence of Sphere", Effect Duration: 5
244	thick decent tumbling grapes	5	good	
245	decent olive	3	good	
246	spoiled thick tomato	5	crappy	
247	fermenting powder	0		
248	smooth salty dog	3	awesome	
249	drinkable strong red bloody mary	5	good	
250	lousy watered-down screwdriver	2	decent	
251	delicious enchanted martini	3	awesome	Effect: "Jungle Juiced", Effect Duration: 45
252	weak mediocre fancy bloody beer	2	decent	Effect: "Cotton Mouthed", Effect Duration: 15
253	perfectly mixed boozy blinking shot of schnapps	5	EPIC	
254	practically non-alcoholic mediocre shot of grapefruit schnapps	1	decent	
255	watered-down smooth fine wine	2	awesome	
256	drinkable shot of tomato schnapps	3	good	
257	watered-down artisanal extra-spicy bloody mary	2	EPIC	
258	dense meat stack	0		
259	snake skin	0		
260	rotten White Citadel fries	3	crappy	
261	adequate White Citadel burger	3	good	
262	spoiled piece of wedding cake	4	crappy	
263	tasty chocolate chips	4	awesome	
264	adequate low-calorie chocolate chip cookies	1	good	
265	wicked satin pants	0		Spell Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xPotato, cap 10"
266	watered-down lousy wobbly lightning	2	decent	
267	groovy mullet wig	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 2xGhuol, cap 10"
268	wobbly personal trainer's meat cowboy hat	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 3xLep, cap 10"
269	hardy sword	0		Maximum HP: +50
270	picket fence	0		
271	dried gray ghostly mirror barbell	1		
272	dehydrated concentrated magicalness pill	1		Effect: "Spooky Jellied", Effect Duration: 15
273	vaporized bouncing moxie weed	1		Effect: "Nightstalkin'", Effect Duration: 25
274	blinking Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium	0		
275	ghostly mosquito larva	0		
276	maroon leprechaun hatchling	0		
277	twisted narrow bouncing extra-strength strongness elixir	1		Effect: "Cancer Rising", Effect Duration: 35
278	mixed spinning jug-o-magicalness	1		
279	dried skewed suntan lotion of moxiousness	1		Effect: "Hiding in Plain Sight", Effect Duration: 5
280	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	0		
281	resourceful gasmask	0		Maximum MP: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, cap 12"
282	Boris's key	0		
283	Jarlsberg's key	0		
284	ghostly Sneaky Pete's key	0		
285	tumbling green toasty walrus-tusk earring	0		Hot Damage: +5
286	ring of half-assed regeneration of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Single Equip
287	greasy Boris's ring	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
288	potato sprout	0		
289	maroon smelly Jarlsberg's earring	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10
290	arcane researcher's Sneaky Pete's breath spray	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10
291	jittery foul-smelling smartaleck's can of maces	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Stench Damage: +10
292	jittery rubber axe of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20
293	tumbling manspreader's chef's hat of the sewer	0		Monster Level: +10, Stench Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xLep, cap 7"
294	pail of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Familiar Effect: "2xFairy, cap 7"
295	up-at-dawn demonskin trousers	0		Adventures: +5, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 3xPotato, cap 17"
296	Sinatra's dungeoneer's dungarees	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 4xPotato, cap 7"
297	frozen blurry tamarind-flavored chewing gum	0		Effect: "BOOsted", Effect Duration: 56
298	nitrogenated lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum	0		Effect: "Black Eyes", Effect Duration: 13
299	Vulcanized tarnished pickle-flavored chewing gum	0		Effect: "Destructive Resolve", Effect Duration: 36
300	polymerized gray ghostly jabañero-flavored chewing gum	0		Effect: "Cake Caked", Effect Duration: 32
301	flat dough	0		
302	flavorless thick Knob sausage	5	decent	
303	stale Knob mushroom	3	decent	
304	dry noodles	0		
305	Knob Goblin harem pants of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 8xPotato, cap 2"
306	Knob Goblin harem veil of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "5xLep, cap 2"
307	adjusted red Knob Goblin perfume	0		Effect: "Salad Days", Effect Duration: 52
308	Knob Goblin elite helm of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Familiar Effect: "2xFairy, cap 15"
309	ribald Knob Goblin elite pants	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, cap 15"
310	Knob Goblin elite polearm of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15
311	hill of beans	0		
312	mirror savvy Knob Goblin visor	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 12"
313	squat smelly Crown of the Goblin King	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, 1xGhuol, cap 17"
314	decent huge bean burrito	3	good	
315	moldy bean burrito	4	crappy	
316	miniature flavorless insanely bean burrito	2	decent	
317	bland bean burrito	3	decent	
318	moldy diet bean burrito	1	crappy	
319	moldy squat insanely bean burrito	4	crappy	
320	toothsome jumbo bat haggis	5	awesome	
321	flavorless half-sized menudo	2	decent	
322	super-sized bland goat cheese	5	decent	
323	rotten half-sized plain pizza	2	crappy	
324	decent sausage pizza	4	good	
325	bland goat cheese pizza	4	decent	
326	moldy immense mushroom pizza	7	crappy	
327	goat	0		
328	tolerable bottle of whiskey	3	good	
329	goat beard of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato, cap 15"
330	glass of goat's milk	1	good	
331	bad pulsating Canadian	3	decent	
332	super-sized rotten fancy twirling lemon	5	crappy	Effect: "Bear Clawed", Effect Duration: 35
333	flavorless lime	4	decent	
334	smartaleck's sabre teeth	0		Moxie Percent: +30
335	sabre-toothed lime cub	0		
336	squat foul-smelling consolation ribbon	0		Stench Damage: +10
337	lime green ol' trophy	0		
338	tenderizing hammer	0		
339	Cobb's Knob lab key	0		
340	dry polarized tumbling Knob Goblin steroids	0		Effect: "Ancestral Disapproval", Effect Duration: 13
341	tarnished ghostly Knob Goblin love potion	0		Effect: "Yes, Can Haz", Effect Duration: 57
342	Knob Goblin stink bomb	0		
343	adjusted adjusted colloidal Knob Goblin sharpening spray	0		Effect: "Human-Elemental Hybrid", Effect Duration: 43
344	Knob Goblin seltzer	0		
345	Knob Goblin superseltzer	0		
346	scrumptious reagent	0		
347	huge Dyspepsi-Cola	0		
348	ninja mask of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xBarrr, cap 20"
349	icy katana hilt	0		
350	upside-down green hot katana blade	0		
351	lion tamer's icy-hot katana of the cheetah	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Initiative: +60
352	cyan rosewater-soaked ninja hot pants	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 3xPotato, cap 17"
353	red ninja stars	0		
354	skewed bouncing family-friendly manspreader's nunchaku	0		Monster Level: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +1
355	blurry Temple Grandin's eXtreme scarf	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 25"
356	Jack Frost's snowboarder pants	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 25"
357	teal upside-down Mountain Stream soda	0		
358	bland gr8ps	3	decent	
359	immense flavorless t8r tots	9	decent	
360	miner's helmet of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 20"
361	groovy miner's pants	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1.5xPotato, cap 20"
362	7-Foot Dwarven mattock of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25
363	linoleum ore	0		
364	teal asbestos ore	0		
365	chrome ore	0		
366	linoleum sword hilt	0		
367	red linoleum stick	0		
368	linoleum crossbow string	0		
369	asbestos sword hilt	0		
370	asbestos stick	0		
371	spinning asbestos crossbow string	0		
372	pulsating chrome sword hilt	0		
373	chrome stick	0		
374	chrome crossbow string	0		
375	linoleum meat stack	0		
376	olive asbestos meat stack	0		
377	chrome meat stack	0		
378	wobbly pulsating curative linoleum sword of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
379	squat jittery linoleum staff of Tarzan of the boozehound	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Booze Drop: +100
380	upside-down crafty fortified linoleum crossbow	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Maximum MP: +10
381	blurry shellacked Fonzie's asbestos sword	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Damage Reduction: 7
382	huge upside-down reassuring cool asbestos staff	0		Moxie: +5, Spooky Resistance: +1
383	stiffened baleful asbestos crossbow	0		Spell Damage: +25, Damage Reduction: 1
384	Usain Bolt's chrome sword of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Initiative: +80
385	dance instructor's arcane researcher's chrome staff	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10
386	wobbly coward's chrome crossbow of the sewer	0		Monster Level: -20, Stench Damage: +25
387	blinking fuzzy dice	0		
388	yeti fur	0		
389	huge meaty helmet turtle of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xFairy, cap 17"
390	blurry double-paned asbestos helmet turtle	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xFairy, cap 20"
391	tumbling Socratic linoleum helmet turtle	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xFairy, cap 25"
392	yellow savvy chrome helmet turtle	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xFairy, cap 30"
393	penguin skin	0		
394	yak skin	0		
395	spinning hippopotamus skin	0		
396	banded penguin shorts	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xGhuol, cap 30"
397	sizzling yakskin pants	0		Hot Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xPotato, cap 35"
398	lime green medical-grade hippopotamus pants	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 2xGhuol, cap 32"
399	blurry thinker's eXtreme mittens	0		Mysticality: +10
400	skewed handful of drink tickets	0		
401	ghostly Knob Kitchen grab-bag	0		
402	mirror hardy swashbuckling pants	0		Maximum HP: +50, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 1.5xFairy, cap 20"
403	huge flame-retardant shoulder parrot	0		Hot Resistance: +1
404	blinking sizzling acoustic guitarrr	0		Hot Damage: +10
405	shaking sunken chest	0		
406	pirate pelvis	0		
407	pirate skull	0		
408	pirate skeleton	0		
409	vial of patchouli oil	0		
410	horrifying sk8board	0		Spooky Damage: +25
411	Jolly Roger charrrm	0		
412	jittery pulsating barrrnacle	0		
413	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3
414	personal trainer's crowbarrr	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10
415	mirror fireproof leotarrrd	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 2xPotato, cap 22"
416	safarrri hat of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, cap 22"
417	wet narrow henna tattoo	0		Effect: "Cat Class, Cat Style", Effect Duration: 32
418	polarized chilled green Ferrigno's Elixir of Power	0		Effect: "L'instinct Félin", Effect Duration: 24
419	anodized corrupted serum of sarcasm	0		Effect: "I See Everything Thrice!", Effect Duration: 13
420	non-galvanized colloidal tomato juice of powerful power	0		Effect: "Cuts Like a Lightly-Buttered Knife", Effect Duration: 37
421	extra-denatured denatured shaking philter of phorce	0		Effect: "The Two-Prong Crown", Effect Duration: 69
422	nitrogenated potion of potency	0		Effect: "Boschface", Effect Duration: 24
423	unsweetened pulsating cordial of concentration	0		Effect: "Buff as a Baobab", Effect Duration: 18
424	concentrated energized ointment of the occult	0		Effect: "Healthy Green Glow", Effect Duration: 39
425	enhanced denatured oil of expertise	0		Effect: "L'instinct Félin", Effect Duration: 46
426	electrified quadruple-unsweetened olive jittery potion of temporary gr8ness	0		Effect: "Nightlit", Effect Duration: 21
427	huge narrow nippy box	0		Cold Damage: +10, Wiki Name: "box"
428	blue blurry nothing-in-the-box	0		
429	upside-down beanbag chair	0		Bonus Resting MP: +30
430	upside-down acid-squirting flower	0		Single Equip, Thorns: 1
431	frightening clown shoes	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Clowniness: 25
432	greasy bloody clown pants	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Clowniness: 25, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 2xFairy, cap 12"
433	skinny balloon	0		
434	steel-toed balloon helmet	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Clowniness: 25, Familiar Effect: "3xFairy, cap 12"
435	spinning mirror pulsating mansplainer's smooth balloon sword	0		Moxie: +15, Monster Level: +15, Clowniness: 50
436	upside-down mirror balloon monkey	0		
437	chef skull	0		
438	tumbling chef-in-the-box	0		
439	bartender skull	0		
440	bartender-in-the-box	0		
441	chef-skull-in-the-box	0		
442	gray twirling bartender-skull-in-the-box	0		
443	yellow mirror spinning beer lens	0		
444	beer goggles	0		
445	lion tamer's box-in-the-box	0		Experience (familiar): +2
446	twirling nothing-in-the-box-in-the-box	0		
447	dance instructor's box-in-the-box-in-the-box	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10
448	resourceful curative foolscap fool's cap	0		Maximum MP: +50, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Clowniness: 25, Familiar Effect: "3xVolley, cap 10"
449	razor-sharp clown nose	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Clowniness: 25
450	squat tumbling pretentious paintbrush	0		
451	pretentious palette	0		
452	disease	0		
453	sober pill	0		
454	spinning screwdriver	0		
455	tasty snack-sized jumbo olive	2	awesome	
456	acceptable dry martini	3	good	
457	blurry ghostly chilly ye olde golde frontes	0		Cold Damage: +5, Class: "Disco Bandit", Single Equip
458	pulsating continuum transfunctioner	0		
459	green pixel	0		
460	upside-down wobbly pixel	0		
461	jittery pixel	0		
462	pixel	0		
463	wobbly pixel	0		
464	pixel potion	0		
465	pixel potion	0		
466	cyan pixel potion	0		
467	bland bite-sized pixel pie	1	decent	
468	ruby W	0		
469	wussiness potion	0		
470	hand-crafted bouncing Imp Ale	4	EPIC	
471	rotten hot wing	3	crappy	
472	mirror veiny diamond-studded cane	0		Maximum HP: +10, Class: "Disco Bandit"
473	studded crutch	0		Damage Absorption: +80
474	blurry cast	0		
475	narrow careful thinker's mask	0		Mysticality: +10, Monster Level: -10, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xBarrr, cap 15"
476	wobbly hellion cube	0		
477	therapeutic veiny infernal insoles	0		Maximum HP: +10, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
478	skewed evil arch	0		
479	narrow dodecagram	0		
480	yellow twirling box of birthday candles	0		
481	eldritch butterknife	0		
482	beefy Mr. Container	0		Muscle: +10, Last Available: "2004-12"
483	electrified Newbiesport™ backpack	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2004-12"
484	experienced hemp backpack	0		Experience: +2, Last Available: "2004-12"
485	snakehead charrrm	0		
486	dance instructor's Talisman o' Namsilat	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Single Equip
487	arrrgyle socks of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5
488	mirror guitar pick	0		
489	tumbling drab sonata	0		
490	horrifying educational mesh cap	0		Experience: +1, Spooky Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 41"
491	enormous belt buckle	0		
492	lime green energetic baleful chaps	0		Spell Damage: +25, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xBarrr, cap 40"
493	ketchup hound	0		
494	batblade of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25
495	catgut	0		
496	yellow cat appendix	0		
497	purple gnatwing	0		
498	low-calorie delicious papaya	1	awesome	
499	olive stanky slick denim axe	0		Moxie: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +25
500	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	0		
501	decent Elfin shortbread	3	good	
502	jittery pagoda plans	0		
503	decent skewered cat appendix	4	good	
504	jittery evil arches	0		
505	veiny ruddy gnatwing earring	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Maximum HP: +10
506	bite-sized adequate Hell broth	1	good	
507	Temple Grandin's thunderrr guitarrr	0		Familiar Weight: +7
508	narrow sonata	0		
509	spinning tumbling Hey Deze nuts	0		
510	Boris's key lime	0		
511	blurry Jarlsberg's key lime	0		
512	Sneaky Pete's key lime	0		
513	bite-sized normal Boris's key lime pie	1	good	
514	flavorless mirror Jarlsberg's key lime pie	3	decent	
515	moldy Sneaky Pete's key lime pie	4	crappy	
516	narrow Hey Deze map	0		
517	shaking mirror therapeutic bejeweled accordion strap	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Class: "Accordion Thief"
518	pulsating mystery juice	0		
519	wobbly moxie magnet	0		Moxie Controls MP
520	leaflet	0		
521	occult kickback cookbook	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25
522	spinning one-winged stab bat	0		
523	rewinged stab bat	0		
524	fortified artisanal ghostly papaya sling	5	EPIC	
525	grue egg	0		
526	Frobozz Real-Estate Company Instant House (TM)	0		
527	volleyball	0		
528	blood-faced volleyball	0		
529	fertilized ghuol egg	0		
530	diffused upside-down spray paint	0		Effect: "Cuts Like a Buttered Knife", Effect Duration: 44
531	lime green stiffened special sauce glove	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Class: "Sauceror", Single Equip
532	Herculean ladle of mystery	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Class: "Sauceror"
533	tumbling Gnollish toolbox	0		
534	abridged dictionary	0		
535	bridge	0		
536	dictionary	0		
537	squat pr0n legs	0		
538	f3d0r4 of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep, cap 27"
539	cyan lowercase N	0		
540	energized liquefied Tasty Fun Good rice candy	0		Effect: "Blessing of Bulbazinalli", Effect Duration: 13
541	lime green blinking vibrating draggin' ball hat of Calamity Jane	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 25"
542	toasty nippy 1337 7r0uZ0RZ	0		Cold Damage: +10, Hot Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, cap 27"
543	flavorless Trollhouse cookies	4	decent	
544	smelly sage talons	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +10
545	bite-sized yummy Spam Witch sammich	1	awesome	
546	tumbling meat vortex	0		
547	pulsating jittery 334 scroll	0		
548	huge 668 scroll	0		
549	30669 scroll	0		
550	fuchsia narrow 33398 scroll	0		
551	squat 64067 scroll	0		
552	64735 scroll	0		
553	shaking gray 31337 scroll	0		
554	adequate miniature red pr0n cocktail	2	good	
555	fireproof drywall axe of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Hot Resistance: +3
556	Pine-Fresh air freshener of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25
557	acceptable ghostly whiskey and cola	3	good	
558	diet decent papaya taco	1	good	
559	razor-sharp can lid	0		
560	decent stalk of asparagus	3	good	
561	huge squat pregnant mushroom	0		
562	squat ratgut	0		
563	sonar-in-a-biscuit	0		
564	hand-crafted Mad Train wine	3	EPIC	
565	huge cool hobo gloves	0		Moxie: +5, Single Equip
566	vibrating bum cheek	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xVolley, cap 5"
567	hermit script	0		
568	flavorless half-sized Double Bacon Beelzeburger	2	decent	
569	bland Lord of the Flies-sized fries	3	decent	
570	bland Chicken Sandwich	4	decent	
571	blinking Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	1	decent	
572	moldy Children's Meal of the Damned	3	crappy	
573	stale noodles	3	decent	
574	huge spoiled skewed noodles	7	crappy	
575	rotten skewed painful penne pasta	4	crappy	
576	spoiled jumbo ravioli della hippy	5	crappy	
577	normal pr0n m4nic0tti	4	good	
578	decent super-sized blinking Hell ramen	5	good	
579	bland boring spaghetti	3	decent	
580	shaking sauce of the ages	0		
581	schmancy cheese sauce	0		
582	Himalayan Hidalgo sauce	0		
583	bland cyan tumbling blinking fettucini Inconnu	3	decent	
584	delicious red ghostly spaghetti with Skullheads	3	awesome	
585	adequate mirror huge gnocchetti di Nietzsche	4	good	
586	tumbling purple crafty hale ridiculously huge sword	0		Maximum HP: +20, Maximum MP: +10
587	ionized irradiated yellow super-spiky hair gel	0		Effect: "Aloysius' Antiphon of Aptitude", Effect Duration: 36
588	maroon soft echo eyedrop antidote	0		
589	moldy massive cocoa eggshell fragment	7	crappy	
590	normal cocoa eggshell fragment	4	good	
591	cocoa egg	0		
592	blinking house	0		
593	phonics down	0		
594	chaotic amulet of extreme plot significance	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10
595	fuchsia scroll of drastic healing	0		
596	lime green titanium assault umbrella of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3
597	Mohawk wig of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol, cap 35"
598	the Slug Lord's map	0		
599	pants of the Slug Lord of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 3xPotato, cap 8"
600	jittery miser's savvy Dr. Hobo's scalpel	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Meat Drop: +10
601	squat Dr. Hobo's map	0		
602	jittery Degrassi Knoll shopping list	0		
603	Item #13	0		
604	pulsating spinning Penultimate Fantasy chest	0		
605	tumbling Tissue Paper Immateria	0		
606	squat ghostly Tin Foil Immateria	0		
607	Gauze Immateria	0		
608	upside-down Plastic Wrap Immateria	0		
609	S.O.C.K.	0		
610	procrastination potion	0		
611	D	0		
612	skewed original G	0		
613	wobbly mirror plot hole	0		
614	frozen squat probability potion	0		Effect: "The Halls of Mysticality", Effect Duration: 54
615	chaos butterfly	0		
616	furry fur	0		
617	unsweetened Angry Farmer candy	0		Effect: "One Very Clear Eye", Effect Duration: 33
618	ionized purple Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	0		Effect: "Swordholder", Effect Duration: 54
619	healthy needle	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20
620	warmed adjusted triple-vacuum-sealed blurry thin candle	0		Effect: "Berry Berry Cold", Effect Duration: 54
621	red Warm Subject gift certificate	0		
622	awful poetry journal	0		
623	WA	0		
624	NG	0		
625	gray wang	0		
626	mirror Wand of Nagamar	0		
627	spinning blinking ND	0		
628	blurry metallic A	0		
629	upside-down chaotic eye	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10
630	photoprotoneutron torpedo	0		
631	Sherlock's furry pants	0		Item Drop: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol, MP regen, cap 37"
632	blinking disturbing fanfic of the ox	0		Muscle: +20
633	shellacked Herculean wolf mask	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Damage Reduction: 7, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, HP regen, cap 37"
634	cool whip	0		
635	upside-down mirror auspicious paper umbrella	0		Item Drop: +10
636	red meat globe	0		
637	toaster	0		
638	shaking occult asshat of the blizzard	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xVolley, cap 7"
639	enchanted rotten abominable snowcone	3	crappy	Effect: "Supafly", Effect Duration: 20
640	shaking Ent cider	1	awesome	
641	adequate toast	3	good	
642	skeleton key	0		
643	skeleton key ring	0		
644	wobbly Crimbo pressie	0		Last Available: "2003-12"
645	wrapping paper	0		Last Available: "2003-12"
646	adequate wobbly fruitcake	3	good	
647	present	0		Last Available: "2004-11"
648	narrow Crimbo sword of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2004-10"
649	frosty Crimbo hat	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1.75xVolley, 1.75xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2004-10"
650	blinking scorching Crimbo pants	0		Hot Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2004-10"
651	shaking exclusive ultra-rare item of the ox	0		Muscle: +20
652	blurry quantum egg	0		
653	intragalactic rowboat	0		
654	ghostly star	0		
655	upside-down line	0		
656	star chart	0		
657	tumbling smelly star sword	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10
658	supercharged star crossbow	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30
659	star staff of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50
660	wool star pants	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 2xGhuol, cap 41"
661	ghostly grievous star hat	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "0.5xVolley, 0.5xPotato, cap 41"
662	dog trainer's star buckler	0		Experience (familiar): +1
663	upside-down star throwing star	0		
664	gray star starfish	0		
665	Richard's star key	0		
666	flame-retardant supercharged beefy steaming evil	0		Muscle: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Hot Resistance: +1
667	castle map	0		
668	spiked femur of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25
669	bland snack-sized ghuol guolash	2	decent	
670	lihc face of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xBarrr, cap 22"
671	occult thinker's grave robbing shovel	0		Mysticality: +10, Spell Damage Percent: +25
672	diet rotten cranberries	1	crappy	
673	lousy blue squat vodka and cranberry	3	decent	
674	irresponsibly strong bad blurry whiskey	9	decent	
675	shaking skull of the Bonerdagon of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30
676	dragonbone belt buckle	0		
677	energetic badass belt	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20
678	tumbling chest of the Bonerdagon	0		
679	bad roll in the hay	3	decent	
680	lousy tumbling slap and tickle	3	decent	
681	acceptable slip 'n' slide	3	good	
682	distilled drinkable a sump'm sump'm	5	good	
683	drinkable practically non-alcoholic horizontal tango	1	good	
684	perfectly mixed irresponsibly strong pink pony	6	EPIC	
685	gray MacGyver's energetic dangerous Mr. Shirt	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Maximum MP: +100
686	jittery teal jittery up-at-dawn knuckles	0		Adventures: +5
687	concentrated corrupted wobbly blood of the Wereseal	0		Effect: "Armored Innards", Effect Duration: 40
688	cyan Jeselnik's pixel hat	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xVolley, cap 12"
689	pulsating pixel pants of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 4xPotato, cap 12"
690	aromatic pixel sword	0		Stench Resistance: +1
691	digital key	0		
692	purple Ascension Souvenir T-Shirt	0		
693	harem girl t-shirt of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100
694	Knob Goblin elite shirt of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60
696	wobbly flame-wreathed frilly shirt	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10
697	ghostly clever soggy wofl t-shirt	0		Maximum MP: +20
698	smartaleck's loathing eagle baby-doll shirt	0		Moxie Percent: +30
699	Rosewater's pirate shirt	0		Mysticality Percent: +30
700	Da Vinci's filthy hippy poncho	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5
701	teal padded floral print shirt	0		Damage Absorption: +20
702	ghostly baleful coconut bikini top	0		Spell Damage: +25
703	cyan Socratic goth kid t-shirt	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1
704	lime green mirror hamethyst	0		
705	baconstone	0		
706	porquoise	0		
707	jittery pork elf goodies sack	0		
708	ring setting	0		
709	gray jewelry-making pliers	0		
711	jittery aromatic groovy hamethyst earring	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Stench Resistance: +1
712	zippy greasy rosy-cheeked hamethyst necklace	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Initiative: +20, Single Equip
713	lightning-fast hamethyst bracelet of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: 140, Single Equip
714	Temple Grandin's electrified clever hamethyst ring	0		Maximum MP: +20, Familiar Weight: +7, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip
715	narrow sizzling Oprah's baconstone earring	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Hot Damage: +10, Single Equip
716	wobbly smooth baconstone pendant of mayonnaise	0		Moxie: +15, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
717	flame-retardant grievous baconstone bracelet	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Hot Resistance: +1, Single Equip
718	jittery double-paned weightlifter's baconstone ring of Flo-Jo	0		Muscle: +15, Cold Resistance: +5, Initiative: +100, Single Equip
719	baleful porquoise eyebrow ring of the bloodbag	0		Spell Damage: +25, Maximum HP: +100
720	lion tamer's brainy porquoise necklace	0		Mysticality: +5, Experience (familiar): +2, Single Equip
721	chilly porquoise bracelet of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Cold Damage: +5
722	blinking squat reassuring wicked smartaleck's porquoise ring	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Spell Damage: +5, Spooky Resistance: +1, Single Equip
723	miniature bland olive Knoll mushroom	2	decent	
724	big spoiled mushroom	5	crappy	
725	one million meat pancakes	0		
726	narrow maroon supercharged huge mirror shard	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30
727	hedge maze puzzle	0		
728	hedge maze key	0		
729	fishbowl	0		
730	fishtank	0		
731	fish hose	0		
732	hosed tank	0		
733	hosed fishbowl	0		
734	bouncing makeshift SCUBA gear of the cougar of mayonnaise of temperance	0		Moxie: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Adventure Underwater
735	narrow wicked easter egg balloon	0		Spell Damage: +5
736	stone tablet (Sinister Strumming)	0		
737	stone tablet (Squeezings of Woe)	0		
738	mirror tumbling stone tablet (Really Evil Rhythm)	0		
739	tambourine bells	0		
740	scandalous tambourine	0		Sleaze Damage: +5
741	squat broken skull	0		
742	rotten Knoll shroomkabob	4	crappy	
743	bland mushroom	4	decent	
744	flattened energized hair spray	0		Effect: "Larger", Effect Duration: 24
746	stat script	0		
747	Knob Goblin firecracker	0		
748	gourd potion	0		
749	toothsome warm mushroom	4	awesome	
750	decent mushroom quesadilla	4	good	
751	snack-sized moldy special bouncing cool mushroom	2	crappy	Effect: "Vitamin-Maxed", Effect Duration: 40
752	enchanted rotten spinning cool mushroom casserole	4	crappy	Effect: "Izchak's Blessing", Effect Duration: 30
753	bland pointy mushroom	3	decent	
754	yummy cream of pointy mushroom soup	3	awesome	
755	spoiled mushroom	3	crappy	
756	decent mushroom	4	good	
757	flavorless twirling mushroom	3	decent	
758	huge rotten huge ghost cucumber	6	crappy	
759	dill	0		
760	vinegar	0		
761	brine	0		
762	watered-down mediocre especially salty dog	2	decent	
763	maroon ghostly pickling solution	0		
764	stale spectral pickle	4	decent	
765	briny vinegar	0		
766	ghost pickle on a stick	0		
767	warmed diffused cologne of contempt	0		Effect: "Berry Thorny", Effect Duration: 63
768	spork of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25
769	arcane researcher's voodoo doll	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10
770	yellow beefy basic meat fez of the detective	0		Muscle: +10, Item Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "3xLep, cap 11"
771	ghostly tassel	0		
772	blinking Oprah's foon	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50
773	lime green crafty basic meat spork of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Maximum MP: +10
774	wool basic meat foon of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Cold Resistance: +1
775	Yeti Protest Sign	0		
776	toasty kneecapping stick	0		Hot Damage: +5
777	cyan veiny iron pasta spoon	0		Maximum HP: +10
778	friendly support cummerbund	0		Familiar Weight: +3
779	teal Mob Penguin cellular phone	0		
780	skewed scroll of pasta summoning	0		
781	corrupted modified blurry mafia aria	0		Effect: "Broken Bone Nubs", Effect Duration: 37
782	squat Mr. Exploiter	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
783	'Villa' document	0		
784	tolerable watered-down purple Acqua Del Piatto Merlot	2	good	Last Available: "2004-10"
785	upside-down raffle ticket	0		
786	stale tumbling red blurry strawberry	4	decent	
787	perfectly mixed wobbly bottle of rum	3	EPIC	
788	acceptable strawberry daiquiri	4	good	
789	artisanal rum and cola	3	EPIC	
790	mediocre practically non-alcoholic ghostly grog	1	decent	
791	Mafia bow tie of the dark arts of courage	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2004-10"
792	personal trainer's Golden Mr. Accessory	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Softcore Only
793	double-anodized nitrogenated bouncing oil of stability	0		Effect: "Stone-Faced", Effect Duration: 34
794	chilled corrupted jittery oil of slipperiness	0		Effect: "Prideful Strut", Effect Duration: 41
795	bad Acque Luride Grezze Cabernet	3	decent	Last Available: "2004-10"
796	lion tamer's Fonzie's cement shoes of the blizzard	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Experience (familiar): +2, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2004-10"
797	delicious rockin' wagon	3	awesome	
798	mediocre ocean motion	4	decent	
799	delicious fuzzbump	4	awesome	
800	spoiled half-sized poutine	2	crappy	
801	toothsome bouncing blinking Knob stir-fry	4	awesome	
804	moldy bite-sized Knoll stir-fry	1	crappy	
805	half-sized delicious blurry stir-fry	2	awesome	
806	decent asparagus stir-fry	3	good	
807	normal olive stir-fry	3	good	
808	bland bite-sized Knob sausage stir-fry	1	decent	
809	delicious gigantic narrow bat wing stir-fry	9	awesome	
810	moldy shaking rat appendix stir-fry	4	crappy	
811	stale thick blurry wobbly tofu stir-fry	5	decent	
812	massive moldy pr0n stir-fry	6	crappy	
813	normal Knob shells	3	good	
814	toothsome half-sized bätzle	2	awesome	
815	spoiled jittery ratini	4	crappy	
816	flavorless Knob stroganoff	3	decent	
817	stale menudo ravioli	4	decent	
818	squat tumbling plus sign	0		
819	milky potion	0		
820	swirly potion	0		
821	bubbly potion	0		
822	mirror smoky potion	0		
823	fuchsia cloudy potion	0		
824	ghostly narrow effervescent potion	0		
825	blue spinning fizzy potion	0		
826	dark potion	0		
827	murky potion	0		
828	squat baby killer bee	0		
829	anti-anti-antidote	0		
830	moldy miniature royal jelly	2	crappy	
831	small box	0		
832	box	0		
833	spinning resourceful vorpal blade	0		Maximum MP: +50
834	manspreader's strapping cornuthaum	0		Muscle: +5, Monster Level: +10, Familiar Effect: "1.5xPotato, 1.25xFairy, cap 21"
835	beefcake's ring of aggravate monster	0		Muscle: +25
836	toothsome mind flayer corpse	3	awesome	
837	aged practically non-alcoholic Uovo Marcio Shiraz	1	awesome	Last Available: "2004-10"
838	blue shaking twirling up-at-dawn ruddy Mafia stogie	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2004-10"
839	bad spirit-forward skewed Maiali Sifilitici Pinot Noir	5	decent	Last Available: "2004-10"
840	perfumed groovy Mafia violin case	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2004-10"
841	aged tomato daiquiri	3	awesome	
842	delicious watered-down beertini	2	awesome	
843	delicious purple salty slug	3	awesome	
844	boozy lousy enchanted ghostly papaya slung	5	decent	Effect: "Quadrilled", Effect Duration: 35
845	Usain Bolt's MAHI fez	0		Initiative: +80, Familiar Effect: "0.5xVolley, 0.5xPotato, 0.5xLep, 0.5xFairy"
847	pulsating heteroerotic frat-paddle	0		
848	hypodermic needle	0		Familiar Weight: +5
849	Meat detector	0		Familiar Weight: +5
850	wobbly many-eyed glasses	0		Familiar Weight: +5
851	green prosthetic forehead	0		Familiar Weight: +5
852	shaker of salt	0		Familiar Weight: +5
853	blundarrrbus	0		Familiar Weight: +5
854	blurry sucky decal	0		Familiar Weight: +5
855	balloon knife	0		Familiar Weight: +5
856	mirror shock collar	0		
857	moonglasses	0		
858	narrow palm-frond toupee	0		Familiar Weight: +5
859	knife and fork	0		Familiar Weight: +5
860	eye-pod	0		Familiar Weight: +5
861	chocolate spurs	0		Familiar Weight: +5
862	magnifying glass	0		Familiar Weight: +5
863	skewer-mounted razor blade	0		Familiar Weight: +5
864	mirror stinger	0		Familiar Weight: +5
865	narrow lead necklace	0		Familiar Weight: +3
866	narrow shaving cream	0		
867	moist green pine tar	0		Effect: "Ghost Finger", Effect Duration: 69
869	red forest tears	0		
870	fetus-smashing club of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100
871	meatcar model	0		Familiar Weight: +5
872	ghostly shaking yellow Time Juice	0		Last Available: "2004-01"
873	lime green rolling pin	0		
874	unrolling pin	0		
875	twirling avaricious miser's crafty crazy bastard sword	0		Maximum MP: +10, Meat Drop: 40
876	medical-grade sage brawny incredibly dense meat gem	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Mysticality Percent: +10, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
877	Talisman of Baio of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15
878	occult hypnodisk	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25
879	warmed spinning bottle of goofballs	0		Effect: "You Know What's Up", Effect Duration: 21
880	shaking lion tamer's disbelief suspenders	0		Experience (familiar): +2
881	upside-down flame-retardant supportive bra	0		Hot Resistance: +1
882	huge Blatantly Canadian	0		
883	blue maple syrup	1	crappy	
884	los chinos of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, HP regen, cap 13"
885	weightlifter's axe	0		Muscle: +15
886	leaflet	0		
887	leaf	0		
888	maple leaf	0		
889	wobbly censurious balaclava	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1.5xLep, cap 12"
890	immense decent blurry blurry balaclava baklava	6	good	
891	Van der Graaf Warehouse 23 bling	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
892	curative wizardly bugbear-smiting sword of bravery	0		Mysticality: +25, Spooky Resistance: +5, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
893	bad practically non-alcoholic lumbering jack	1	decent	
894	Dark Jill-O-Lantern	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
895	bouncing healthy Ms. Accessory	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Softcore Only
896	tumbling double-paned Lo Pan's Mr. Accessory Jr.	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Cold Resistance: +5, Softcore Only
897	spinning coffee sprite	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2005-10"
898	Cheshire Bitten	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2005-10"
899	custom avatar form	0		Free Pull
900	smile-sharpening stone	0		Familiar Weight: +5
901	mirror espresso maker	0		Familiar Weight: +5
902	narrow 100-Watt bulb	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
903	irresponsibly strong acceptable enchanted blurry Spasmi Dolorosi Del Rene Champagne	6	good	Effect: "Impregnably Delicious", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2004-10"
904	foul-smelling vibrating school Mafia knickerbockers of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Stench Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "5xGhoul, cap 25", Last Available: "2004-10"
905	oxidized adjusted Yummy Tummy bean	0		Effect: "Nano-juiced", Effect Duration: 38
906	non-wet Rock Pops	0		Effect: "Pockets of Fire", Effect Duration: 64
907	energized Mr. Mediocrebar	0		Effect: "Pyromania", Effect Duration: 25
908	frozen altered Cold Hots candy	0		Effect: "Chow Downed", Effect Duration: 19
909	warmed mirror twirling bouncing Wint-O-Fresh mint	0		Effect: "Memory of Attractiveness", Effect Duration: 51
910	stale twirling squat dwarf bread	3	decent	
911	pickled dry cyan bouncing Senior Mints	0		Effect: "Ooh, Umami!", Effect Duration: 42
912	energized pixellated candy heart	0		Effect: "Stick Emporium Membership", Effect Duration: 64
913	double-polymerized liquefied kobold	0		Effect: "Lit Up", Effect Duration: 25
914	bouncing hand turkey outline	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2004-11"
915	yam pinky ring	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
916	pulsating Jack Frost's boxer's intergalactic pom poms	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +50
917	Mob Penguin protection contract	0		
918	banded Radio Free Baseball Cap	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, 1xFairy, cap 37", Last Available: "2006-07"
919	extremely unsafe Radio Free Pants	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xGhoul, 1xLep, cap 37", Last Available: "2006-07"
920	spinning beefy Radio Free Foil	0		Muscle: +10, Last Available: "2006-07"
921	stale small radio button candy	2	decent	
922	mirror beefcake's severed rocking horse head	0		Muscle: +25
923	jittery broken cellular phone	0		Last Available: "2004-01"
924	pulsating crimbo elfling	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
925	wobbly dental pliers	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
926	ionized unsweetened super-irradiated Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance	0		Effect: "Broberry Brotality", Effect Duration: 12
927	delicious practically non-alcoholic Ferita Del Petto Zinfandel	1	awesome	Last Available: "2006-12"
928	fuzzy bracelets of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25
929	crafty arse-shooting crossbow	0		Maximum MP: +10
931	tolerable weak spiced rum	2	good	
932	practically non-alcoholic artisanal pulsating eggnog	1	super EPIC	
933	bland big candy cane	5	decent	
934	stale gingerbread bugbear	4	decent	
935	skewed fortified imitation nice watch	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Single Equip, Last Available: "2004-12", Nonstackable Watch
936	Hanukkimbo dreidl	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
937	menorette	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2004-12"
938	squat skewed narrow Rosewater's plastic sword	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Last Available: "2004-12"
939	small Crimbo Pressie	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
940	bow	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
941	Crimbo stocking	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
942	bowler of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, 1.5xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2004-12"
943	censurious banded bow staff	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2004-12"
944	blinking bowlegged pants	0		Item Drop: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xGhoul, cap 25", Last Available: "2004-12"
945	skewered jumbo olive	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
946	skewered lime	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
947	skewed skewered cherry	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
948	lousy martini	4	decent	Last Available: "2004-12"
949	aged practically non-alcoholic grogtini	1	awesome	Last Available: "2004-12"
950	hand-crafted fancy weak cherry bomb	2	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	Effect: "Net Tea", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2004-12"
951	extra special Crimbo stocking	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
952	sizzling hockey mask of incineration	0		Hot Damage: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1.5xGhuol, cap 25"
953	huge narrow penguin-smacking club	0		Familiar Damage: +15
954	orphan baby yeti	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
955	skewed quilted fez of etymology	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 30"
956	spoiled small carob chunk noodles	2	crappy	
957	rotten bite-sized chorizo brownies	1	crappy	
958	spoiled squat chocolate and tomato pizza	4	crappy	
959	flange	0		
960	clockwork key	0		
961	silk garter snake	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
962	upside-down velvet choker	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
963	vibrating plastic seal clubber of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Maximum MP Percent: +10
964	blue auspicious stiffened plastic turtle tamer	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Item Drop: +10
965	supercharged plastic pastamancer of the empath	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Familiar Weight: +5
966	huge aromatic padded plastic sauceror	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Stench Resistance: +1
967	gravedigger's Fonzie's plastic disco bandit	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Spooky Damage: +10
968	razor-sharp plastic accordion thief of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Weapon Damage Percent: +25
969	brawny plastic mosquito	0		Muscle Percent: +20
970	Samson's plastic leprechaun	0		Experience (Muscle): +5
971	brawny plastic levitating potato	0		Muscle Percent: +20
972	wobbly green censurious plastic angry goat	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3
973	shaking mirror rosy-cheeked plastic sabre-toothed lime	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30
974	mansplainer's plastic fuzzy dice	0		Monster Level: +15
975	auspicious plastic pirate skeleton	0		Item Drop: +10
976	boxer's plastic barrrnacle	0		Muscle Percent: +10
977	spinning lion tamer's plastic howling balloon monkey	0		Experience (familiar): +2
978	up-at-dawn plastic stab bat	0		Adventures: +5
979	green greedy plastic grue	0		Meat Drop: +20
980	blue wizardly plastic blood-faced volleyball	0		Mysticality: +25
981	beefy plastic ghuol whelp	0		Muscle: +10
982	plastic baby gravy fairy of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5
983	chaotic plastic cocoabo	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10
984	huge Oprah's plastic star starfish	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50
985	narrow blinking smartaleck's plastic ghost pickle on a stick	0		Moxie Percent: +30
986	veiny plastic killer bee	0		Maximum HP: +10
987	lime green crafty plastic Cheshire bat	0		Maximum MP: +10
988	squat nasty plastic coffee pixie	0		Stench Damage: +5
989	upside-down boxer's plastic bitchin' meatcar	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Single Equip
990	plastic hermit of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50
991	double-paned healthy plastic Boris of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Cold Resistance: +5
992	auspicious sizzling razor-sharp plastic Jarlsberg	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Hot Damage: +10, Item Drop: +10
993	red Jeselnik's ruddy studded plastic Sneaky Pete	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Sleaze Damage: +25
994	lion tamer's plastic Susie	0		Experience (familiar): +2
995	snack-sized decent jittery Lucky Surprise Egg	2	good	
998	maiden wig	0		Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, cap 8"
999	tumbling maid head	0		
1000	Meat maid	0		
1002	lard-coated Xlyinia's notebook	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
1003	soda water	0		
1004	mediocre wobbly bottle of tequila	3	decent	
1005	delicious weak blurry narrow boxed wine	2	awesome	
1006	yummy cherry	4	awesome	
1007	MacGyver's coconut shell	0		Maximum MP: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 7"
1008	dangerous ice cubes	0		Weapon Damage: +10
1009	fortified perfectly mixed vodka martini	5	EPIC	
1010	drinkable blue whiskey and soda	4	good	
1011	perfectly mixed practically non-alcoholic monkey wrench	1	EPIC	
1012	practically non-alcoholic acceptable tequila sunrise	1	good	
1013	hand-crafted practically non-alcoholic margarita	1	EPIC	
1014	hand-crafted practically non-alcoholic strawberry wine	1	EPIC	
1015	hand-crafted wine spritzer	3	EPIC	
1016	triple-distilled hand-crafted perpendicular hula	6	EPIC	
1017	artisanal maroon ducha de oro	3	EPIC	
1018	weak lousy calle de miel	2	decent	
1019	mediocre dry vodka martini	4	decent	
1020	hand-crafted red old-fashioned	4	EPIC	
1021	mediocre weak tequila with training wheels	2	decent	
1022	practically non-alcoholic drinkable sangria	1	good	
1023	acceptable extra-dry vesper	5	good	Last Available: "2004-12"
1024	artisanal bodyslam	3	super ultra EPIC	Last Available: "2004-12"
1025	tolerable olive sangria del diablo	4	good	Last Available: "2004-12"
1026	Valentine	0		Free Pull
1027	whip kit	0		
1028	mirror buckler buckle	0		
1029	blinking smelly hippo whip	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10
1030	flame-wreathed penguin whip	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10
1031	narrow huge maroon inspector's yak whip	0		Item Drop: +15
1032	gnauga hide whip of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25
1033	squat gnauga hide	0		
1034	skewed Lo Pan's hippo skin buckler	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30
1035	shaking lightning-fast penguin skin buckler	0		Initiative: +40
1036	sinister yakskin buckler	0		Spell Damage: +10
1037	vibrating gnauga hide buckler	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10
1038	pickled Connery's Elixir of Audacity	0		Effect: "Fiery Spirit", Effect Duration: 26
1040	Tam O'Shanter	0		Meat Drop: +50, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2005-03"
1041	tolerable beer	4	good	
1042	hardy string of beads	0		Maximum HP: +50
1043	upside-down string of beads of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10
1044	shaking perfumed string of beads	0		Stench Resistance: +5
1045	spinning crafty plastic bottle opener	0		Maximum MP: +10
1046	stylish traffic cone of the sewer	0		Moxie: +25, Stench Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "cap 15", Last Available: "2005-03"
1047	bad strong N. O. Beer	5	decent	
1048	modified bouncing mirror oyster egg	1		
1049	modified mirror oyster egg	1		
1050	altered upside-down mirror oyster egg	1		Effect: "Balls of Ectoplasm", Effect Duration: 5
1051	teal mirror plastic oyster egg	0		
1052	altered oyster egg	1		
1053	dehydrated huge oyster egg	1		
1054	modified spinning oyster egg	1		
1055	plastic oyster egg	0		
1056	dried spinning puce oyster egg	1		
1057	vaporized jittery puce oyster egg	1		
1058	denatured gray puce oyster egg	1		
1059	squat puce plastic oyster egg	0		
1060	mixed mauve oyster egg	1		
1061	diluted mirror blinking mauve oyster egg	1		
1062	compressed mirror mauve oyster egg	1		
1063	mauve plastic oyster egg	0		
1064	compressed blurry red oyster egg	1		
1065	compressed oyster egg	1		
1066	denatured red skewed oyster egg	1		Effect: "Appeteyes", Effect Duration: 25
1067	mirror plastic oyster egg	0		
1068	altered spinning oyster egg	1		Effect: "Become Intensely interested", Effect Duration: 50
1069	diluted shaking oyster egg	1		Effect: "Astral Shell", Effect Duration: 30
1070	altered oyster egg	1		Effect: "Like a Fish to Walter", Effect Duration: 50
1071	plastic oyster egg	0		
1072	boiled tumbling off-white oyster egg	1		
1073	altered off-white oyster egg	1		Effect: "Quaaaaaaa", Effect Duration: 35
1074	diluted green off-white oyster egg	1		Effect: "Pasty", Effect Duration: 20
1075	bouncing wobbly purple off-white plastic oyster egg	0		
1076	denatured mirror oyster egg	1		
1077	pickled oyster egg	1		
1078	denatured oyster egg	1		
1079	plastic oyster egg	0		
1080	blurry oyster basket	0		
1081	emo roe	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2005-04"
1082	gazing shoes	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
1083	personal raindrop	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2005-04"
1084	teal blurry rainbow tie	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
1085	blurry tumbling clockwork widget	0		
1086	wobbly clockwork thingamajig	0		
1087	clockwork doohickey	0		
1088	tumbling clockwork clockwise dome	0		
1089	blurry clockwork spine	0		
1090	clockwork rings	0		
1091	clockwork claws	0		
1092	red clockwork sheet	0		
1093	twirling clockwork counterclockwise dome	0		
1094	clockwork sphere	0		
1095	skewed deactivated MicroMechaMech	0		
1096	wobbly clockwork endoskeleton	0		
1097	gray deadly clockwork hat	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 20"
1098	jittery chilly clockwork trench coat	0		Cold Damage: +5
1099	blinking Tesla clockwork pants	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 1.5xGhuol, cap 20"
1100	gnauga hide chaps of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "atk, 4xBarrr, cap 20"
1101	squat false eyelashes	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1102	targeting chip	0		
1103	unwound clockwork grapefruit	0		
1104	Mountie hat	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1105	clockwork bartender head	0		
1106	clockwork chef head	0		
1107	squat clockwork maid head	0		
1108	clockwork detective skull	0		
1109	clockwork bartender-head-in-the-box	0		
1110	blinking blinking clockwork chef-head-in-the-box	0		
1111	cyan clockwork bartender-in-the-box	0		
1112	shaking clockwork chef-in-the-box	0		
1113	clockwork maid	0		
1114	tisket	0		
1115	blue blurry tasket	0		
1116	annoying pitchfork	0		Monster Level: +5
1117	sinister cool Stupid University Diploma of terror	0		Moxie: +5, Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10
1118	pregnant mushroom	0		
1119	olive pregnant mushroom	0		
1120	pregnant mushroom	0		
1121	inexplicably rock	0		
1122	wobbly yellow fairy gravy	0		
1123	foul-smelling halfberd	0		Stench Damage: +10
1124	upside-down small glove	0		
1125	frightening rock-hard Herculean glove	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Damage Reduction: 5, Spooky Damage: +5
1126	scandalous toothpick	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Single Equip
1127	mirror extremely unsafe ninja sword	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100
1128	teeny-tiny ninja stars	0		
1129	Fonzie's sequined fez	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Familiar Effect: "1.75xLep, cap 20"
1130	blank card	0		
1131	beet	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1132	Totally Gay Claymore	0		
1133	frightening star shirt	0		Spooky Damage: +5
1134	blurry cosmetics bag	0		
1135	concentrated upside-down eyeliner	0		Effect: "White-boy Angst", Effect Duration: 48
1136	magnetized maroon lipstick	0		Effect: "Stone-Faced", Effect Duration: 39
1137	studded Da Vinci's bicycle chain	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Damage Absorption: +80
1138	skewed mushroom fermenting solution	0		
1139	mediocre practically non-alcoholic mushroom wine	1	decent	
1140	artisanal icy mushroom wine	3	EPIC	
1141	strong hand-crafted mushroom wine	5	EPIC	
1142	practically non-alcoholic drinkable twirling shaking pointy mushroom wine	1	good	
1143	lousy high-proof flat mushroom wine	6	decent	
1144	practically non-alcoholic aged special cool mushroom wine	1	awesome	Effect: "Sharp Weapon", Effect Duration: 45
1145	lousy weak knob mushroom wine	2	decent	
1146	artisanal knoll mushroom wine	3	EPIC	
1147	delicious huge mushroom wine	4	awesome	
1148	watered-down tolerable shaking shot of flower schnapps	2	good	
1149	decent flower petal pie	4	good	
1150	artisanal high-proof bottle of single-barrel whiskey	8	EPIC	
1151	chaotic energetic discarded plastic fork	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +10
1152	gravy-covered maypole	0		Item Drop: +25, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2005-05"
1153	tiny stale Retenez L'Herbe Paté	1	decent	
1154	distilled Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	1	crappy	Effect: "Always be Collecting", Effect Duration: 35
1155	letter from King Ralph XI	0		
1157	dangerous wholeberd	0		Weapon Damage: +10
1158	double-ionized quantum jittery Meleegra™ pills	0		Effect: "Eggs-tra Sensory Perception", Effect Duration: 61
1159	mariachi G-string	0		
1160	lard-coated irate sombrero	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 3xLep, cap 11"
1161	pile of candy	0		
1162	modified upside-down handsomeness potion	0		Effect: "It's Soporiffic!", Effect Duration: 33
1163	double-polymerized marzipan skull	0		Effect: "critical.enh", Effect Duration: 65
1164	poultrygeist	0		
1165	hovering sombrero	0		
1166	maracas	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1167	plain brown wrapper	0		
1168	upside-down less-than-three-shaped box	0		
1169	exactly-three-shaped box	0		
1170	wobbly chocolate box	0		
1171	coffin	0		
1172	asbestos box	0		
1173	linoleum box	0		
1174	wobbly tumbling chrome box	0		
1175	maroon cryptic puzzle box	0		
1176	refrigerated biohazard container	0		
1177	spinning magnetic field	0		
1178	potted cactus	0		
1179	daisy	0		
1180	potted fern	0		
1181	tulip	0		
1182	tumbling Venus flytrap	0		
1183	all-purpose flower	0		
1184	green exotic orchid	0		
1185	green long-stemmed rose	0		
1186	gilded lily	0		
1187	deadly nightshade	0		
1188	lotus	0		
1189	ghostly can of asparagus	0		
1190	blurry dodecapede	0		
1191	shaking ghuol whelp	0		
1192	skewed zmobie	0		
1193	Raggedy Hippy doll	0		
1194	upside-down stab bat	0		
1195	jittery apathetic lizardman doll	0		
1196	yeti	0		
1197	narrow narrow Mob Penguin	0		
1198	sabre-toothed lime	0		
1199	shaking bugbear	0		
1200	decent mugcake	3	good	
1201	adequate miniature urinal cake	2	good	
1202	decent ghostly Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	4	good	
1203	rotten yellow personalized birthday cake	3	crappy	
1204	normal jittery green three-tiered wedding cake	3	good	
1205	adequate small babycakes	2	good	
1206	stale snack-sized velvet cake	2	decent	
1207	bland yellow congratulatory cake	3	decent	
1208	small stale angel-food cake	2	decent	
1209	spoiled devil's-food cake	3	crappy	
1210	stale birthday party jellybean cheesecake	4	decent	
1211	pulsating balloon	0		
1212	balloon	0		
1213	heart-shaped balloon	0		
1214	blurry anniversary balloon	0		
1215	squat Mylar balloon	0		
1216	Kevlar balloon	0		
1217	skewed thought balloon	0		
1218	rat head balloon	0		Familiar Weight: -3
1219	wobbly mini-zeppelin	0		
1220	Mr. Balloon of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3
1221	lime green balloon	0		
1222	narrow foul-smelling Mr. Eh?	0		Stench Damage: +10, Softcore Only
1224	ghostly gravedigger's occult weightlifter's steel shillelagh	0		Muscle: +15, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Spooky Damage: +10
1225	wobbly spinning censurious hardened steel skullcap of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Damage Reduction: 3, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, 1xFairy, cap 22"
1226	brawny steel solitaire of Gandalf	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Item Drop: +5, Single Equip
1227	fortified groovy steel scarf of dire peril	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Weapon Damage: +20, Damage Absorption: +60, Single Equip
1228	perfumed stanky personal trainer's steel slacks	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "prismatic atk, 4xBarrr, cap 22"
1229	wobbly jittery brainy strapping steel suspenders of the empath	0		Muscle: +5, Mysticality: +5, Familiar Weight: +5, Single Equip
1230	frightening pikestaff of the pedagogue of the early riser	0		Experience: +3, Spooky Damage: +5, Adventures: +7
1231	stylish pith helmet of the pedagogue of mayonnaise	0		Moxie: +25, Experience: +3, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 45"
1232	perfumed asbestos-lined horrifying pocketwatch	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +5, Stench Resistance: +5, Single Equip
1233	gravedigger's Rosewater's pinky ring of the sweet-tooth	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Spooky Damage: +10, Candy Drop: +100, Single Equip
1234	censurious Van der Graaf supercool pants	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +3, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 45"
1235	scandalous experienced pendant	0		Experience: +2, Sleaze Damage: +5, Four Songs, Single Equip
1236	spinning Van der Graaf hockey stick of furious angry rage of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
1237	twirling tapped lotus	0		
1238	glowsticks	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1239	narrow iced-out bling	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1240	cyan limburger biker boots	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1241	carton of clove cigarettes	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1242	deflated inflatable dodecapede	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
1243	shaking toy six-seater hovercraft	0		Familiar Weight: -5, Last Available: "2011-12"
1244	Glass Balls of the Goblin King of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50
1245	Sherlock's Codpiece of the Goblin King	0		Item Drop: +25, Single Equip
1246	rosy-cheeked rib of the Bonerdagon of the storm of chilblains	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Cold Damage: +25
1247	vertebra of the Bonerdagon	0		
1248	mirror double-paned beefy Bonerdagon necklace of the cheetah	0		Muscle: +10, Cold Resistance: +5, Initiative: +60
1249	Boss Bat britches of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xGhuol, cap 16"
1250	wicked Boss Bat bling of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Spell Damage: +5
1251	rotten Knob shroomkabob	3	crappy	
1252	snack-sized bland shroomkabob	2	decent	
1253	tumbling pile of jumping beans	0		
1254	normal bite-sized green jumping bean burrito	1	good	
1255	stale miniature jumping bean burrito	2	decent	
1256	decent insanely jumping bean burrito	3	good	
1257	decent bite-sized wobbly rat scrapple	1	good	
1258	pail of pretentious paint	0		
1259	traffic cone of Tarzan of the blizzard	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 15", Last Available: "2005-06"
1260	cyan wax lips	0		Experience: +3, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2005-07"
1261	distilled pulsating Hatorade	1		
1262	sinister dance instructor's off-hand balloon of incineration	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Spell Damage: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +50
1263	tumbling pygmy bugbear shaman	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
1264	nose-bone fetish	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
1265	lime green twirling box of sunshine	0		Free Pull
1266	bland half-sized blurry gloomy mushroom	2	decent	
1267	yellow blurry dead mimic	0		
1268	huge pine wand	0		
1269	ebony wand	0		
1270	hexagonal wand	0		
1271	aluminum wand	0		
1272	skewed marble wand	0		
1273	cool magic lamp	0		Moxie: +5
1274	compressed jittery Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs	1		Effect: "Altered Wavelengths", Effect Duration: 20
1275	wizardly basic meat skirt	0		Mysticality: +25, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, 3xFairy, cap 10"
1276	practically non-alcoholic acceptable Otorian Battle Scar	1	good	
1277	smelly basic meat kilt	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 3xFairy, cap 10"
1278	avaricious meat skirt	0		Meat Drop: +30, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 3xFairy, cap 11"
1279	steel-toed meat kilt	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 3xFairy, cap 11"
1280	wobbly squat penguinskin mini-skirt of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xFairy, cap 30"
1281	penguinskin mini-kilt of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xFairy, cap 30"
1282	yakskin skirt of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 35"
1283	narrow dangerous yakskin kilt	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 35"
1284	blurry wobbly curative hippopotamus skirt	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 32"
1285	thinker's hippopotamus kilt	0		Mysticality: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 32"
1286	pulsating groovy furry skirt	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xFairy, cap 37"
1287	flame-wreathed furry kilt	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xFairy, cap 37"
1288	avaricious gnauga hide skirt	0		Meat Drop: +30, Familiar Effect: "2.5xFairy, cap 20"
1289	ghostly gnauga hide kilt	0		Item Drop: +5, Familiar Effect: "2.5xFairy, cap 20"
1290	wet super-wet squat ghostly blue wind-up clock	0		Effect: "Frosty the Hitman", Effect Duration: 64
1291	Jekyllin hide belt of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2005-09"
1292	skirt / kilt kit	0		
1293	huge Herculean ring of adornment	0		Experience (Muscle): +1
1294	avaricious ring of increase damage of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Meat Drop: +30
1295	tumbling prompt ring of gain strength	0		Adventures: +3
1296	ring of resistance of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100
1297	shaking ring of fire resistance of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25
1298	wizardly ring of conflict	0		Mysticality: +25, Single Equip
1299	pirate hook of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100
1300	red wobbly studded monster bait	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Single Equip
1301	flattened green ghostly deodorant	0		Effect: "Thick, Sick", Effect Duration: 39
1302	magnetized vacuum-sealed cold-filtered upside-down reodorant	0		Effect: "Egg-stortionary Tactics", Effect Duration: 40
1303	tumbling Mjolnir Jr.	0		
1304	mirror doppelshifter egg	0		Free Pull
1305	makeup kit	0		Familiar Weight: +15
1306	spinning MacGyver's traffic cone of temperance	0		Maximum MP: +100, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 2xLep, cap 15", Last Available: "2005-10"
1307	calm attention-deficit demon	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-10"
1308	unwound cymbal-playing monkey	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-10"
1309	attention spanner	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1310	funky fez	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1311	comfy blanket	0		Last Available: "2005-10"
1312	skewed stylish Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	0		Moxie: +25, Single Equip
1313	up-at-dawn Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	0		Adventures: +5, Single Equip
1314	skewed Baron von Ratsworth's tophat of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 3xGhuol, cap 18"
1315	rose-colored glasses of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40
1316	wobbly facsimile dictionary	0		
1317	blood flower	0		
1318	squat lovecat tail	0		
1319	plastic passion fruit	0		
1320	super-sized flavorless questionable taco	5	decent	
1321	spinning Doc's Miracle Cure	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
1322	shaking petrified time	0		Last Available: "2005-10"
1323	mirror time helmet of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2005-10"
1324	time trousers of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 25", Last Available: "2005-10"
1325	Newton's time sword	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Last Available: "2005-10"
1326	miser's Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	0		Meat Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "3xFairy, cap 7"
1327	blurry dangerous Cloaca-Cola shield	0		Weapon Damage: +10
1328	wobbly frosty Cloaca-Cola fatigues	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "4xPotato, 1.5x Ghoul, cap 7"
1329	Dyspepsi-Cola shield of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25
1330	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Familiar Effect: "3.5xPotato, 3xVolley, cap 7"
1331	Usain Bolt's Cloaca-Cola helmet	0		Initiative: +80, Familiar Effect: "3xFairy, cap 7"
1332	squat Cloaca-Cola knapsack	0		
1333	maroon Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack	0		
1334	Cloaca-Cola	0		
1335	ghostly Dyspepsi grenade	0		
1336	Cloaca grenade	0		
1338	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	0		
1339	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	0		
1340	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	0		
1341	teal zippy Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen	0		Initiative: +20, Single Equip
1342	picture of a dead guy's girlfriend	0		
1343	zombie pineal gland	0		Last Available: "2005-11"
1344	oxidized Gummi-Gnauga	0		Effect: "Improprie Tea", Effect Duration: 16
1345	adjusted jittery Now and Earlier	0		Effect: "El Tango de la Maldita Suegra", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2020-09"
1346	extra-ionized oxidized Sugar Cog	0		Effect: "Tiki Toughness", Effect Duration: 28
1347	green loaded serum blowgun	0		Last Available: "2005-11"
1348	empty blowgun	0		Last Available: "2005-11"
1349	miniscule temporal rip	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2005-11"
1350	maroon 1.21 jigawatts	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2005-11"
1351	razor-sharp pinky ring	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Single Equip
1352	fancy bad redrum	4	decent	Effect: "Deeply Ironic", Effect Duration: 5
1353	ninja pirate zombie robot	0		
1354	twirling upside-down pile of pebbles	0		
1355	tasty bowl of oriole's nest soup	3	awesome	
1356	pulsating bunny liver	0		
1357	fortified artisanal skewed Mt. Noob Pale Ale	5	EPIC	
1358	pirate zombie head	0		Last Available: "2005-11"
1359	ninja pirate zombie robot head	0		Last Available: "2005-11"
1360	blinking pirate zombie robot head	0		Last Available: "2005-11"
1361	bouncing disembodied smile of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
1362	sausage	0		
1363	clockwork pirate skull	0		
1364	rhesus monkey	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1365	normal squat tofurkey leg	4	good	
1366	moldy tofurkey gravy	3	crappy	
1367	adequate huge herbal stuffing	3	good	
1368	jumbo decent can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	5	good	
1369	normal yams	3	good	
1370	hale rhinestone cowboy shirt	0		Maximum HP: +20
1371	greasy gingham blouse	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
1372	shaking gray beefy souvenir ski t-shirt	0		Muscle: +10
1373	sweet nutcracker	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2005-12"
1374	gray mandible	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2005-12"
1375	up-at-dawn plastic Crimbo wreath	0		Adventures: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2005-12"
1376	flame-retardant plastic Uncle Crimbo	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2005-12"
1377	bouncing plastic Crimbo elf of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Last Available: "2005-12"
1378	shaking resourceful plastic sweet nutcracker	0		Maximum MP: +50, Last Available: "2005-12"
1379	huge plastic Crimbo reindeer of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2005-12"
1381	aspirin	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1382	aerosolized double-electrified chocolate	0		Effect: "Fungal Fortification", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2015-11"
1383	tumbling length of string	0		
1384	mirror googly eye	0		
1385	stuffing	0		
1386	felt	0		
1387	block	0		
1388	toy wheel	0		
1389	yo-yo	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
1390	top	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
1391	olive ball	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
1392	kite	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1393	pet rock	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1394	skewed doppelshifter	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1395	teddy bear	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1396	fortified arcane researcher's duck-on-a-string	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Damage Absorption: +60, Last Available: "2005-12"
1397	toy soldier	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1398	doll house	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1399	toy train of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2005-12"
1400	friendly marionette	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2005-12"
1401	skewed sock monkey of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2005-12"
1402	rag doll of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2005-12"
1403	shaking Tesla can of fake snow	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2005-12"
1404	squat colored-light "necklace"	0		Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2005-12"
1405	jittery flame-wreathed tree skirt	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 2xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2005-12"
1406	bite-sized rotten wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie	1	crappy	Effect: "Wreathed in Merriment", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-06"
1407	stale bell-shaped Crimbo cookie	4	decent	Effect: "Fury of the Bells", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-06"
1408	bland jumbo tree-shaped Crimbo cookie	5	decent	Effect: "Yuletide Sappiness", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-06"
1409	Unionize The Elves sign of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2005-12"
1410	sleeping snowy owl	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1411	Tome of Snowcone Summoning	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-01", Skill: "Summon Snowcones"
1412	ionized snowcone	0		Effect: "Held Closer", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2006-01"
1413	polarized snowcone	0		Effect: "Cranberry Cordiality", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2006-01"
1414	triple-modified unsweetened huge gray snowcone	0		Effect: "Superhuman Sarcasm", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2006-01"
1415	warmed snowcone	0		Effect: "Piratey Flavor", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2006-01"
1416	flattened snowcone	0		Effect: "Liquid Courage", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2006-01"
1417	polymerized mirror snowcone	0		Effect: "In Vino Vires", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2006-01"
1418	Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2006-01"
1419	teddy bear sewing kit	0		Last Available: "2006-01"
1420	MacGyver's traffic cone of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Maximum MP: +100, Familiar Effect: "2xLep, 2xFairy, cap 15", Last Available: "2006-01"
1421	Scandalously Skimpy Bikini	0		Four Songs, Single Equip
1422	Sombrero De Vida	0		Four Songs, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xPotato, 1xLep, cap 12"
1423	iceberglet	0		Last Available: "2006-02"
1424	energetic stiffened ice sickle	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2006-02"
1425	fortified ice baby	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2006-02"
1426	tumbling Newton's ice pick	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1.5xLep, 1.5xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2006-02"
1427	twirling ice skates of the cheetah of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: 160, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2006-02"
1428	delicious grue egg omelette	3	awesome	
1429	roll of drink tickets	0		
1430	pregnant gloomy mushroom	0		
1431	pregnant mushroom	0		
1432	stale pulsating upside-down mushroom	3	decent	
1433	fruit bowl	0		
1434	fruit basket	0		
1435	upside-down hot pink lipstick	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1436	hot stuffing	0		
1437	squat useless powder	0		
1438	cold-filtered pickled twinkly powder	0		Effect: "Morbidi Tea", Effect Duration: 67
1439	frozen quadruple-liquefied hot powder	0		Effect: "Less Pervious", Effect Duration: 33
1440	deionized denatured jittery powder	0		Effect: "On the Trolley", Effect Duration: 38
1441	altered wet powder	0		Effect: "Radiant Personality", Effect Duration: 59
1442	electrified magnetized stench powder	0		Effect: "Limber as Mortimer", Effect Duration: 50
1443	super-boiled energized jittery sleaze powder	0		Effect: "Over-Familiar With Dactyls", Effect Duration: 56
1444	liquefied twirling twinkly nuggets	0		Effect: "Industrial Strength Starch", Effect Duration: 47
1445	quadruple-unsweetened activated pickled hot nuggets	0		Effect: "Spore-Wreathed", Effect Duration: 62
1446	magnetized shaking red huge nuggets	0		Effect: "Sleazy Hands", Effect Duration: 44
1447	extra-unsweetened cold-filtered alkaline nuggets	0		Effect: "Analog Drunk", Effect Duration: 64
1448	adjusted polarized yellow stench nuggets	0		Effect: "Human-Beast Hybrid", Effect Duration: 49
1449	irradiated maroon twirling narrow sleaze nuggets	0		Effect: "Red Door Syndrome", Effect Duration: 49
1450	boiled twinkly wad	1		
1451	modified blue hot wad	1		
1452	distilled pulsating wad	1		
1453	denatured wad	1		
1454	altered wobbly pulsating stench wad	1		
1455	dried narrow yellow sleaze wad	1		
1456	double daisy	0		
1457	jittery Goth Giant	0		
1458	adequate spinning Valentine's Day cake	4	good	
1459	green blurry arrow'd heart balloon	0		
1460	purple velvet box	0		
1461	squashed frog	0		
1462	eye of newt	0		
1463	salamander spleen	0		
1464	huge sleazy fairy gravy	0		
1465	suede shortsword	0		
1466	twirling fuchsia bamboo bokuto	0		
1467	25-meat staff	0		
1468	spinning two-handed depthsword	0		
1469	blurry bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme	0		
1470	lead yo-yo	0		
1471	fuchsia slightly peevedbow	0		
1472	sack of doorknobs	0		
1473	ball-and-chain	0		
1474	automatic catapult	0		
1475	maroon pentacorn hat	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 10"
1476	goofily-plumed helmet	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 17"
1477	plastic hard hat	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 22"
1478	skewed salad bowl	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 30"
1479	football helmet	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 37"
1480	chain-mail monokini	0		Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 4xBarrr, cap 7"
1481	union scalemail pants	0		Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, cap 12"
1482	paper-plate-mail pants	0		Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 2xBarrr, cap 20"
1483	troutpiece	0		Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr, cap 27"
1484	teal jittery spinning alpha-mail pants	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 35"
1485	rabbit's foot of the brute of vim and vigor	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Maximum HP Percent: +50
1486	massive bag of catnip	0		
1487	hang glider	0		
1488	March hat	0		Free Pull
1489	narrow blurry dormouse	0		
1490	narrow up-at-dawn smelly chopsticks	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Adventures: +5
1491	narrow blurry baleful rice bowl	0		Spell Damage: +25
1492	huge forbidden ninja mop	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50
1493	mirror friendly dance instructor's ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Familiar Weight: +3
1494	energized squat blurry sugar-coated pine cone	0		Effect: "Helping Comes Second", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2020-09"
1495	tumbling lion tamer's friendly traffic cone	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Experience (familiar): +2, Familiar Effect: "2xLep, 2xFairy, cap 15", Last Available: "2006-03"
1496	drinkable gloomy mushroom wine	3	good	
1497	hand-crafted fortified mushroom wine	5	EPIC	
1498	wobbly McPhee's Grimoire of Hilarious Object Summoning	0		Last Available: "2006-04", Skill: "Summon Hilarious Objects"
1499	whoopie cushion	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1500	narrow fake fake vomit	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1501	pressed diffused twirling huge explosion-flavored chewing gum	0		Effect: "Adrenaline Rush", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2006-04"
1502	clown hammer	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1503	blurry rubber emo roe	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1504	energized snowcone	0		Effect: "Nightlit", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2006-04"
1505	ice cube with a fly in it	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1506	acceptable blurry ghostly calle de miel with a fly in it	3	good	Last Available: "2006-04"
1507	lousy triple-distilled rockin' wagon with a fly in it	8	decent	Last Available: "2006-04"
1508	bad perpendicular hula with a fly in it	3	decent	Last Available: "2006-04"
1509	tolerable slap and tickle with a fly in it	3	good	Last Available: "2006-04"
1510	bouncing bag of airline peanuts	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1511	studded fake hand	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Last Available: "2006-04"
1512	twisted spinning Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray	1		
1513	compressed Knob Goblin learning pill	1		Effect: "Squid Squint", Effect Duration: 45
1514	compressed Knob Goblin eyedrops	1		
1515	altered jittery Knob Goblin nasal spray	1		
1516	KWE-brand transistor radio	0		
1518	spinning blurry mirror vampire heart	0		
1519	blue Talisman of Bakula	0		Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Give In To Your Vampiric Urges"
1520	frightening Newton's Radio KoL Coffee Mug	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Spooky Damage: +5
1521	narrow Frank Gorshin trophy	0		
1522	green Herculean smartaleck's Radio Free Jersey	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Experience (Muscle): +1
1523	bottle of used blood	0		
1524	wind-up chattering teeth	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1525	joybuzzer	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Shake Hands", Last Available: "2006-04"
1526	pet rock "Snooty" disguise	0		Familiar Weight: +11, Equips On: "Pet Rock | Toothsome Rock | Bulky Buddy Box | Holiday Log", Last Available: "2006-04"
1527	pulsating diamond-studded fronts	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2006-04"
1528	prompt baleful corkscrew	0		Spell Damage: +25, Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2006-04"
1529	St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1530	pulsating fake plastic grass	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
1531	grass skirt of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1.5xFairy, cap 20", Last Available: "2011-01"
1532	pulsating cyan wool grass hat	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 1xBarrr, cap 20", Last Available: "2011-01"
1533	skewed grass blade of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2011-01"
1534	raffle prize box	0		
1536	homeless hobo spirit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-05"
1537	weegee sqouija	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
1538	spinning stylish sparkly engagement ring	0		Moxie: +25, Single Equip
1539	Tam O'Shatner	0		Meat Drop: +50, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2005-03"
1540	flame-retardant ruddy Grimacite goggles	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Hot Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 31", Last Available: "2008-10"
1541	squat nippy Temple Grandin's Grimacite glaive	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Cold Damage: +10, Last Available: "2008-10"
1542	rosewater-soaked smelly Grimacite greaves	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, 3xGhoul, cap 37", Last Available: "2008-10"
1543	flame-retardant rock-hard Grimacite garter	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Hot Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2008-10"
1544	upside-down resourceful Sinatra's Grimacite galoshes	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Maximum MP: +50, Last Available: "2008-10"
1545	lime green personal trainer's Grimacite gorget of mayonnaise	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2008-10"
1546	greedy Grimacite guayabera	0		Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2008-10"
1547	lime green gravedigger's toasty Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	0		Hot Damage: +5, Spooky Damage: +10
1548	rosewater-soaked chilly Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	0		Cold Damage: +5, Stench Resistance: +3
1549	blinking MSG	0		
1550	olive second-hand knockoff engagement ring of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100, Single Equip
1551	practically non-alcoholic perfectly mixed bottle of Domesticated Turkey	1	EPIC	
1552	mediocre watered-down red bottle of Definit	2	decent	
1553	lousy bottle of Calcutta Emerald	4	decent	
1554	tolerable weak bottle of Lieutenant Freeman	2	good	
1555	artisanal bottle of Jorge Sinsonte	3	EPIC	
1556	lousy watered-down huge boxed champagne	2	decent	
1557	stale teal kumquat	3	decent	
1558	bland tangerine	3	decent	
1559	tonic water	0		
1560	moldy huge cocktail onion	7	crappy	
1561	stale raspberry	4	decent	
1562	stale immense kiwi	7	decent	
1563	high-proof perfectly mixed whiskey bittersweet	7	EPIC	
1564	watered-down acceptable purple wobbly mimosette	2	good	
1565	acceptable wobbly tequila sunset	4	good	
1566	extra-dry bad zmobie	5	decent	Wiki Name: "Zmobie (drink)"
1567	special lousy gin and tonic	3	decent	Effect: "Punchy, Murdery", Effect Duration: 30
1568	mediocre gray vodka and tonic	3	decent	
1569	acceptable vodka gibson	4	good	
1570	drinkable squat gibson	4	good	
1571	perfectly mixed blue parisian cathouse	3	EPIC	
1572	acceptable rabbit punch	3	good	
1573	triple-distilled acceptable special shaking caipifruta	10	good	Effect: "Empty Inside", Effect Duration: 20
1574	tolerable upside-down teqiwila	3	good	
1575	aged enchanted watered-down Divine	2	awesome	Effect: "Tingly Biceps", Effect Duration: 20
1576	perfectly mixed triple-distilled skewed Gordon Bennett	6	EPIC	
1577	strong tolerable tangarita	5	good	
1578	lousy irresponsibly strong mandarina colada	9	decent	
1579	hand-crafted watered-down gimlet	2	super ultra EPIC	
1580	tolerable brick road	3	good	
1581	delicious vodka stratocaster	3	awesome	
1582	acceptable wobbly Neuromancer	3	good	
1583	practically non-alcoholic bad prussian cathouse	1	decent	
1584	watered-down tolerable green Mae West	2	good	
1585	drinkable triple-distilled Mon Tiki	9	good	
1586	artisanal watered-down green teqiwila slammer	2	super ultra EPIC	
1587	flavorless tiny Knob lo mein	1	decent	
1588	rotten asparagus lo mein	3	crappy	
1589	yummy Knoll lo mein	3	awesome	
1590	special half-sized rotten lo mein	2	crappy	Effect: "Big Meat Big Prizes", Effect Duration: 40
1591	normal olive lo mein	3	good	
1592	huge flavorless hot hi mein	6	decent	
1593	normal hi mein	4	good	
1594	normal narrow hi mein	3	good	
1595	yummy pulsating hi mein	4	awesome	
1596	moldy bouncing sleazy hi mein	3	crappy	
1597	therapeutic Junior LAAAAME merit badge	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2006-05"
1598	wobbly red Oprah's Senior LAAAAME merit badge	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2006-05"
1599	jazz soap	0		Free Pull, Effect: "Jazz Hands", Effect Duration: 20
1600	weak lousy shaking tangarita with a fly in it	2	decent	
1601	fancy boozy artisanal mandarina colada with a fly in it	5	EPIC	Effect: "Memories of Puppy Love", Effect Duration: 45
1602	perfectly mixed prussian cathouse with a fly in it	3	EPIC	
1603	lousy weak blurry Mae West with a fly in it	2	decent	
1604	denatured spinning teal astronaut ice-cream	1		Effect: "Memento Moiré", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2006-05"
1605	delectable catalyst	0		
1606	altered lime green ultimate wad	1		
1607	chilled polarized twirling huge libation of liveliness	0		Effect: "New and Improved", Effect Duration: 66
1608	triple-altered enhanced eyedrops of the ermine	0		Effect: "Turkey-Ambitious", Effect Duration: 25
1609	quantum blinking red perfume of prejudice	0		Effect: "Cold-Blooded Warm Fuzzies", Effect Duration: 65
1610	cold-filtered nitrogenated eyedrops of the ocelot	0		Effect: "Very Clean Teeth", Effect Duration: 26
1611	frozen potent potion of potency	0		Effect: "Stimulated Body", Effect Duration: 49
1612	adjusted unsweetened jittery concentrated cordial of concentration	0		Effect: "Neutered Nostrils", Effect Duration: 12
1613	coffin lid of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25
1614	satin shield of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1615	twirling mirror Jeselnik's Cerebral Cloche	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1.5xLep, cap 22", Last Available: "2006-06"
1616	energetic Cerebral Culottes	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, 1xGhoul, cap 22", Last Available: "2006-06"
1617	razor-sharp smartaleck's Cerebral Crossbow of mayonnaise	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2006-06"
1618	ice stein	0		Last Available: "2006-06"
1619	munchies pill	0		Last Available: "2006-06"
1620	wobbly narrow homeopathic healing powder	0		Last Available: "2006-06"
1621	astral badger	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-06"
1622	quadruple-polarized modified shaking green astral mushroom	0		Effect: "Alacri Tea", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2006-06"
1623	badger badge	0		Last Available: "2006-06"
1624	dry irradiated blue-frosted astral cupcake	0		Effect: "Tapped In", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2006-06"
1625	pickled green-frosted astral cupcake	0		Effect: "Stickler for Promptness", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2006-06"
1626	pressed wet pickled orange-frosted astral cupcake	0		Effect: "The Real Deal", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2006-06"
1627	quantum chilled purple-frosted astral cupcake	0		Effect: "Milk Studly", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2006-06"
1628	pickled pink-frosted astral cupcake	0		Effect: "Nut-Rition", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2006-06"
1629	aromatic raspberry beret	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, 2xLep, cap 12"
1630	sharpshooter's pixel shield	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10
1631	ghostly beer cartilage	0		
1632	Spanish fly trap	0		
1633	ghostly Spanish fly	0		
1634	bad watered-down around the world	2	decent	
1635	ghostly scrumdiddlyumptious solution	0		
1636	Toddler-sized Dragon Costume	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Item Drop: +5, Softcore Only
1637	liquefied jittery upside-down lotion of hotness	0		Effect: "Human-Fish Hybrid", Effect Duration: 19
1638	warmed altered tumbling lotion of coldness	0		Effect: "Extra-Wet", Effect Duration: 60
1639	dry lotion of spookiness	0		Effect: "Cold Hands", Effect Duration: 62
1640	triple-aerosolized moist spinning skewed lotion of stench	0		Effect: "Powder Power", Effect Duration: 54
1641	nitrogenated lotion of sleaziness	0		Effect: "Standard Cheer", Effect Duration: 66
1642	special lousy cyan Grimacite Bock	3	decent	Effect: "Memory of Attractiveness", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2008-11"
1643	decent wedge of gray cheese	4	good	Last Available: "2008-11"
1644	hot and sauce	0		
1645	and sauce	0		
1646	and sauce	0		
1647	stench and sauce	0		
1648	sleazy and sauce	0		
1649	brick	0		Free Pull
1650	milk of magnesium	0		
1651	toothsome foie gras	4	awesome	
1652	pressed gray candy brain	0		Effect: "Ass Over Teakettle", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2020-09"
1653	double-paned crafty Fonzie's jewel-eyed wizard hat	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Maximum MP: +10, Cold Resistance: +5, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Magic Missile", Familiar Effect: "atk, 5xVolley, 5xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2006-07"
1654	personal trainer's wad of Crovacite	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Item Drop: +5
1655	rosewater-soaked crafty collar	0		Maximum MP: +10, Stench Resistance: +3
1656	White Citadel Satisfaction Satchel	0		
1657	bouncing onion shurikens	0		
1658	Cherry Cloaca Cola	0		
1659	Diet Cloaca Cola	0		
1660	Regular Cloaca Cola	0		
1661	beefcake's Radio KoL Keychain	0		Muscle: +25
1662	mirror Samson's Radio KoL Antenna Ball	0		Experience (Muscle): +5
1663	blinking spinning beefcake's Radio KoL Flashlight	0		Muscle: +25
1664	experienced Radio KoL Maracas	0		Experience: +2
1665	Da Vinci's Radio KoL Bottle Opener	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5
1666	Radio KoL Patch of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15
1667	hardy Cat-Herding Prod	0		Maximum HP: +50
1668	tumbling star boomerang of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3
1669	fuchsia banded star stiletto	0		Damage Absorption: +100
1670	fraudwort	0		
1671	squat shysterweed	0		
1672	swindleblossom	0		
1673	jittery quilted grave robbing shovel of the overflowing toilet	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Stench Spell Damage: +50
1674	superhero mask of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, 1xFairy, cap 2"
1675	mirror ore	0		
1676	olive styrofoam ore	0		
1677	tumbling bubblewrap ore	0		
1678	pet rock "Groucho" disguise	0		Familiar Weight: +11, Equips On: "Pet Rock | Toothsome Rock | Bulky Buddy Box | Holiday Log", Last Available: "2011-12"
1679	blinking wicked sword of the businessman	0		Spell Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +50
1680	aromatic Jack Frost's staff	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Stench Resistance: +1
1681	double-paned weightlifter's bubblewrap sword	0		Muscle: +15, Cold Resistance: +5
1682	twirling narrow MacGyver's therapeutic bubblewrap staff	0		Maximum MP: +100, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
1683	skewed purple bubblewrap crossbow of the wise owl of horror	0		Mysticality: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +25
1684	mirror dance instructor's styrofoam sword of doom	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +50
1685	healthy sinister styrofoam staff	0		Spell Damage: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +20
1686	olive personal trainer's styrofoam crossbow of the early riser	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Adventures: +7
1687	lime green Platinum Yendorian Express Card	0		
1688	cyan lard-coated personal trainer's crossbow	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
1689	ribbon of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Last Available: "2006-07"
1690	inspector's discarded bottlecap of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Item Drop: +15, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 38"
1691	shaking Lo Pan's educational discarded torn-up glove	0		Experience: +1, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 0.5xPotato, cap 38"
1692	chilled salamander slurry	0		Effect: "Sappy Blood", Effect Duration: 57
1693	oxidized anodized eyedrops of newt	0		Effect: "Egg on your Face", Effect Duration: 48
1694	aerosolized Frogade	0		Effect: "Thick-Skinned", Effect Duration: 56
1695	activated altered triple-boiled papotion of papower	0		Effect: "Experimental Effect G-9", Effect Duration: 12
1696	flavorless royal jelly taco	4	decent	
1697	stale gigantic tofu taco	8	decent	
1698	toothsome skewed jumping bean taco	3	awesome	
1699	rotten twirling catgut taco	4	crappy	
1700	bland goat cheese taco	3	decent	
1701	normal pr0n taco	4	good	
1702	altered narrow alphabet gum	0		Effect: "Baconstoned", Effect Duration: 63
1703	upside-down Comma Chameleon egg	0		Free Pull
1704	upside-down mirror shingle	0		
1705	flaregun	0		
1706	manspreader's curative groovy sword	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Monster Level: +10, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
1707	jittery fuchsia blurry sinister flypaper staff of the bloodbag of mayonnaise	0		Spell Damage: +10, Maximum HP: +100, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
1708	Usain Bolt's nippy stiffened grease gun	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Cold Damage: +10, Initiative: +80
1709	blurry upside-down ribald thinker's sword of static of Calamity Jane	0		Mysticality: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Sleaze Damage: +10
1710	Herculean wiffle-flail of mayonnaise of bravery	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Resistance: +5
1711	jittery frightening rosy-cheeked bubble bauble bow of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Spooky Damage: +5
1712	Frost™ brand sword of the pedagogue of courage	0		Experience: +3, Spooky Resistance: +3, Item Drop: +5
1713	Rosewater's squeaky staff of the pedagogue	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Experience: +3
1714	coward's can cannon of the glutton of the early riser	0		Monster Level: -20, Food Drop: +100, Adventures: +7
1715	blinking starchy sword of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20
1716	ghostly starchy staff of the ox	0		Muscle: +20
1717	fuchsia dangerous starchy crossbow	0		Weapon Damage: +10
1718	upside-down careful chaotic pestoblade	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Monster Level: -10
1719	Jack Frost's shellacked poutine pole	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Cold Spell Damage: +50
1720	therapeutic curdflinger of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
1721	personal trainer's muculent machete of the boozehound	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Booze Drop: +100
1722	mirror glistening staff of the storm of the early riser	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Adventures: +7
1723	greedy greasy repeating crossbow	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +20
1725	bigger stick	0		
1726	sinewy crossbow string	0		
1727	skewed sturdy sword hilt	0		
1728	dense meat sword of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20
1729	dense meat staff of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20
1730	wholesome dense meat crossbow	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10
1731	prompt executive smelly Spirit Precipice	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +40, Adventures: +3
1732	prompt educational smoldering staff of the storm	0		Experience: +1, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Adventures: +3
1733	scorching shellacked hot cross bow of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Damage Reduction: 7, Hot Damage: +25
1734	wicked sword behind inappropriate prepositions of the businessman	0		Spell Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +50, Alters Page Text
1735	MacGyver's strapping meatspout staff of dire peril	0		Muscle: +5, Weapon Damage: +20, Maximum MP: +100
1736	inspector's groovy brawny carob cannon	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Moxie Percent: +10, Item Drop: +15
1737	fortified baleful shuddersword of Flo-Jo	0		Spell Damage: +25, Damage Absorption: +60, Initiative: +100
1738	Usain Bolt's flame-retardant rock-hard hairy staff	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Hot Resistance: +1, Initiative: +80
1739	hale projectile icemaker of vim and vigor of the sweet-tooth	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Maximum HP: +20, Candy Drop: +100
1740	executive asbestos-lined extremely unsafe buffalo blade	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Hot Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +40
1741	smooth cheesestick of the early riser	0		Moxie: +15, Adventures: +7
1742	tumbling studded potato pistol of incineration	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Hot Spell Damage: +50
1743	friendly savory sword	0		Familiar Weight: +3
1744	savory staff of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7
1745	skewed shaking aromatic savory crossbow	0		Stench Resistance: +1
1746	gravedigger's razor-sharp slick Super Magic Power Sword X	0		Moxie: +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Spooky Damage: +10
1747	spinning Herculean sage soylent staff	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Experience (Muscle): +1
1748	greasy resourceful goulauncher	0		Maximum MP: +50, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
1749	blinking defective skull	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
1750	Fonzie's Gnollish pie server	0		Experience (Moxie): +1
1751	chaotic Gnollish slotted spoon	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10
1752	mirror asbestos-lined Knob Goblin spatula	0		Hot Resistance: +5
1753	crafty jack flapper	0		Maximum MP: +10
1754	blinking Da Vinci's filthy pestle	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5
1755	shaking Knob Goblin melon baller of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20
1756	skewed Lo Pan's huge spoon	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30
1757	careful pizza cutter	0		Monster Level: -10
1758	skewed hardened star spatula	0		Damage Reduction: 3
1759	blurry lard-coated Rosewater's foon of fulmination	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
1760	Annie Oakley's hardened foon of frigidity	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Critical Hit Percent: +20
1761	coward's foon of foulness of bravery	0		Monster Level: -20, Spooky Resistance: +5
1762	Jeselnik's hardened foon of fearfulness	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Sleaze Damage: +25
1763	family-friendly horrifying foon of fleshiness	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +1
1764	tumbling Spookyraven library key	0		
1765	Spookyraven gallery key	0		
1766	Spookyraven ballroom key	0		
1767	pack of chewing gum	0		
1768	Gnomish toolbox	0		
1769	flavorless fricasseed brains	4	decent	
1770	yummy massive brains casserole	10	awesome	
1771	shaking strapping butcherknife	0		Muscle: +5
1772	forbidden corn holder	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50
1773	wobbly friendly eggbeater	0		Familiar Weight: +3
1774	hand-crafted bottle of popskull	3	EPIC	
1775	ghostly jittery supercharged dishrag	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30
1776	rotten massive blurry stale baguette	10	crappy	
1777	leftovers of indeterminate origin	0		
1778	bland snack-sized gray dinner	2	decent	
1779	huge steel-toed katana	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Synergetic
1780	mirror supercharged ram stick	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30
1781	pulsating enchantlers of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xLep, cap 28"
1782	dance instructor's ram-battering staff of the cheetah	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Initiative: +60
1783	bland low-calorie crazy Turkish delight	1	decent	
1784	extremely unsafe Rosewater's Snow Queen Crown	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xGhuol, cap 28"
1785	shaking friendly healthy ga-ga radio of the empath	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Familiar Weight: 8
1786	six pack of Mountain Stream	0		
1787	deionized narrow bag of Cheat-Os	0		Effect: "You're Rubber", Effect Duration: 14
1788	red unrefined Mountain Stream syrup	0		
1789	Mob Penguin	0		
1790	hand-crafted upside-down Ram's Face Lager	4	EPIC	
1791	ram horns	0		
1792	squat blurry Oprah's wholesome Samson's Travoltan trousers	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 2xLep, 1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2006-09", Moxie May Control MP
1793	shaking fireproof Da Vinci's pool cue	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Hot Resistance: +3
1794	vacuum-sealed handful of hand chalk	0		Effect: "Fan-Cooled", Effect Duration: 44
1795	Sinatra's Counterclockwise Watch	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Single Equip, Nonstackable Watch
1796	red bone collar	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1797	misshapen animal skeleton	0		
1798	pile of animal bones	0		
1799	spinning animal skull	0		
1800	animal cranium	0		
1801	blurry animal jawbone	0		
1802	cyan first cervical vertebra	0		
1803	huge second cervical vertebra	0		
1804	upside-down third cervical vertebra	0		
1805	spinning fourth cervical vertebra	0		
1806	fifth cervical vertebra	0		
1807	sixth cervical vertebra	0		
1808	seventh cervical vertebra	0		
1809	first thoracic vertebra	0		
1810	second thoracic vertebra	0		
1811	third thoracic vertebra	0		
1812	blurry fourth thoracic vertebra	0		
1813	fifth thoracic vertebra	0		
1814	sixth thoracic vertebra	0		
1815	seventh thoracic vertebra	0		
1816	ghostly skewed eighth thoracic vertebra	0		
1817	ninth thoracic vertebra	0		
1818	squat tenth thoracic vertebra	0		
1819	eleventh thoracic vertebra	0		
1820	twelfth thoracic vertebra	0		
1821	first lumbar vertebra	0		
1822	shaking second lumbar vertebra	0		
1823	third lumbar vertebra	0		
1824	fourth lumbar vertebra	0		
1825	green fifth lumbar vertebra	0		
1826	sixth lumbar vertebra	0		
1827	seventh lumbar vertebra	0		
1828	sacral vertebrae	0		
1829	first caudal vertebra	0		
1830	second caudal vertebra	0		
1831	third caudal vertebra	0		
1832	fourth caudal vertebra	0		
1833	blurry fifth caudal vertebra	0		
1834	sixth caudal vertebra	0		
1835	gray seventh caudal vertebra	0		
1836	shaking eighth caudal vertebra	0		
1837	jittery wobbly ninth caudal vertebra	0		
1838	green pulsating tenth caudal vertebra	0		
1839	left first rib	0		
1840	left second rib	0		
1841	yellow wobbly left third rib	0		
1842	blurry left fourth rib	0		
1843	left fifth rib	0		
1844	skewed left sixth rib	0		
1845	left seventh rib	0		
1846	left eighth rib	0		
1847	narrow yellow left ninth rib	0		
1848	mirror left tenth rib	0		
1849	left eleventh rib	0		
1850	left twelfth rib	0		
1851	upside-down right first rib	0		
1852	right second rib	0		
1853	cyan right third rib	0		
1854	fuchsia right fourth rib	0		
1855	right fifth rib	0		
1856	right sixth rib	0		
1857	skewed right seventh rib	0		
1858	blue right eighth rib	0		
1859	right ninth rib	0		
1860	narrow right tenth rib	0		
1861	right eleventh rib	0		
1862	right twelfth rib	0		
1863	huge animal pelvis	0		
1864	left scapula	0		
1865	right scapula	0		
1866	left clavicle	0		
1867	spinning right clavicle	0		
1868	shaking left humerus	0		
1869	shaking right humerus	0		
1870	left radius	0		
1871	right radius	0		
1872	red left ulna	0		
1873	narrow right ulna	0		
1874	left femur	0		
1875	narrow right femur	0		
1876	twirling left tibia	0		
1877	narrow tumbling right tibia	0		
1878	pulsating left fibula	0		
1879	right fibula	0		
1880	left kneecap	0		
1881	right kneecap	0		
1882	left first front claw	0		
1883	teal left second front claw	0		
1884	left third front claw	0		
1885	blue left fourth front claw	0		
1886	tumbling right first front claw	0		
1887	right second front claw	0		
1888	right third front claw	0		
1889	lime green right fourth front claw	0		
1890	left thumb	0		
1891	spinning tumbling right thumb	0		
1892	blurry green left first rear claw	0		
1893	jittery left second rear claw	0		
1894	left third rear claw	0		
1895	upside-down left fourth rear claw	0		
1896	narrow blinking right first rear claw	0		
1897	right second rear claw	0		
1898	right third rear claw	0		
1899	right fourth rear claw	0		
1900	chaotic 1-ball	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10
1901	hale 2-ball of Flo-Jo	0		Maximum HP: +20, Initiative: +100
1902	up-at-dawn wicked 3-ball	0		Spell Damage: +5, Adventures: +5
1903	blue lard-coated 4-ball	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: +5
1904	rosy-cheeked 5-ball of horror	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Spooky Spell Damage: +25
1905	occult 6-ball of extreme caution	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Monster Level: -25
1906	upside-down auspicious 7-ball	0		Item Drop: +10
1907	8-ball	0		
1910	twirling rosewater-soaked ruddy Newton's clockwork sword	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Stench Resistance: +3
1911	stanky ruddy groovy clockwork staff	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Stench Spell Damage: +25
1912	mirror gravedigger's clockwork crossbow of the bloodbag of the detective	0		Maximum HP: +100, Spooky Damage: +10, Item Drop: +20
1913	clockwork handle	0		
1914	blue clockwork rod	0		
1915	clockwork shank	0		
1916	Lord Spookyraven's spectacles	0		
1917	wallet	0		
1918	squat coin purse	0		
1919	huge English to A. F. U. E. Dictionary	0		
1920	bizarre illegible sheet music	0		
1921	Usain Bolt's wakizashi	0		Initiative: +80, Synergetic
1922	squat gob of wet hair	0		
1923	green roll of toilet paper	0		Free Pull
1924	tattered wolf standard	0		
1925	tattered snake standard	0		
1926	KoL Con 3-D Glasses	0		Familiar Effect: "8xLep, 1xFairy, cap 2"
1927	scary death orb	0		
1928	tuning fork	0		
1929	supercool greaves	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Breakable, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr"
1930	hale helmet of incineration	0		Maximum HP: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Breakable, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato, 0.5xFairy"
1931	skewed lard-coated spear of the sweet-tooth	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Candy Drop: +100, Breakable
1932	shaking shield of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Breakable
1933	ribald pitchfork	0		Sleaze Damage: +10
1934	Temple Grandin's broken sword	0		Familiar Weight: +7
1935	beefy snarling wolf shield	0		Muscle: +10, Synergetic
1936	pulsating blurry lupine sword of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Synergetic
1937	snake shield of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100, Synergetic
1938	serpentine sword of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Synergetic
1939	grouchy restless spirit	0		
1940	stiffened slick 9-ball of doom	0		Moxie: +10, Damage Reduction: 1, Spooky Spell Damage: +50
1941	Oprah's banded seal pendant	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Class: "Seal Clubber", Single Equip
1942	maroon narrow toasty turtle brooch of Flo-Jo	0		Hot Damage: +5, Initiative: +100, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Single Equip
1943	upside-down frightening noodle ring of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Spooky Damage: +5, Class: "Pastamancer", Single Equip
1944	manspreader's saucepan earring of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Monster Level: +10, Class: "Sauceror", Single Equip
1945	tumbling Sinatra's disco ball pendant	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Item Drop: +5, Class: "Disco Bandit", Single Equip
1946	bouncing asbestos-lined accordion pin of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Hot Resistance: +5, Class: "Accordion Thief", Single Equip
1947	dangerous boxer's worn tophat	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Weapon Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xLep, cap 31"
1948	narrow greedy arcane researcher's tap shoes	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Meat Drop: +20, Single Equip
1949	small spoiled Manetwich	2	crappy	
1950	ghostly bottle of Vangoghbitussin	0		
1951	tolerable weak bottle of Pinot Renoir	2	good	
1952	delicious bite-sized desiccated apricot	1	awesome	
1953	aged flute of flat champagne	3	awesome	
1954	stale thick dehydrated caviar	5	decent	
1955	styrofoam peanuts	0		
1956	tolerable pulsating snifter of thoroughly aged brandy	3	good	
1957	quill pen	0		
1958	tumbling upside-down inkwell	0		
1959	spinning tattered scrap of paper	0		
1960	scroll of forbidden unspeakable evil	0		
1961	upside-down can of Binarrrca	0		Free Pull, Effect: "Talking Like a Pirate", Effect Duration: 50
1962	energized Bit O' Ectoplasm	0		Effect: "Cletus's Canticle of Celerity", Effect Duration: 18
1963	dance card	0		
1964	skewed opera mask of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xBarrr, cap 2"
1965	bottle of Monsieur Bubble	0		
1966	Amulet of Yendor of the storm of incineration	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-12"
1967	jitterbug larva	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2007-10"
1968	bottle of perfume	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1969	huge spoon!	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1970	ghostly tumbling nervous tick egg	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2007-10"
1971	bouncing plastic pumpkin bucket	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Item Drop: +13, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2006-10", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.35
1972	avaricious Jim Carey's shrimp fork	0		Monster Level: +25, Meat Drop: +30
1973	half of a memo	0		
1974	cocoabo	0		
1975	baby gravy fairy	0		
1976	gravy fairy	0		
1977	gravy fairy	0		
1978	fuchsia gravy fairy	0		
1979	gray gravy fairy	0		
1980	bouncing sleazy gravy fairy	0		
1981	green astral badger	0		
1982	MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech	0		
1983	tumbling hand turkey	0		
1984	huge snowy owl	0		
1985	scary death orb	0		
1986	mind flayer	0		
1987	undead elbow macaroni	0		
1988	olive angry cow	0		
1989	Cheshire bitten	0		
1990	yo-yo	0		
1991	blinking rubber WWJD? bracelet	0		
1992	rubber WWBD? bracelet	0		
1993	rubber WWSPD? bracelet	0		
1994	jittery rubber WWtNSD? bracelet	0		
1995	ghostly heart necklace	0		Free Pull
1996	bouncing right half of a heart necklace	0		
1997	left half of a heart necklace	0		
1998	pack of KWE trading card	0		
1999	stick of "gum"	0		
2000	Das Überkühlraum trading card	0		
2001	Vaso De Agua trading card	0		
2002	squat The Grand Poo-Bah trading card	0		
2003	Thorny Toad trading card	0		
2004	Chori Zo trading card	0		
2005	pulsating Morbidda trading card	0		
2006	Poison Oak trading card	0		
2007	Princess Rutabaga trading card	0		
2008	Roo trading card	0		
2009	Woldo trading card	0		
2010	The Snake trading card	0		
2011	Nayztameetjoo trading card	0		
2012	skewed blue Arrrmetia trading card	0		
2013	Serenity trading card	0		
2014	Inndya trading card	0		
2015	Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card	0		
2016	diamond necklace	0		
2017	jittery spade necklace	0		
2018	club necklace	0		
2019	cream pie	0		Free Pull
2020	snack-sized spoiled cherry pie	2	crappy	
2021	adequate bite-sized strawberry pie	1	good	
2022	bland small lemon meringue pie	2	decent	
2023	wobbly Genalen™ Bottle	1	good	
2024	bland massive mixed wildflower greens	7	decent	
2025	adequate handful of walnuts	4	good	
2026	normal shaking nutty organic salad	4	good	
2027	special bland super salad	4	decent	Effect: "Blessing of Charcoatl", Effect Duration: 10
2028	spoiled diet tofu wonton	1	crappy	
2029	hippy protest button	0		Single Equip, Thorns: 1
2030	ghostly wizardly Lockenstock™ sandals of mayonnaise	0		Mysticality: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
2031	extremely unsafe didgeridooka	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100
2032	clever stylish bullet-proof corduroys	0		Moxie: +25, Maximum MP: +20, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xBarrr, cap 42"
2033	Sherlock's round sunglasses	0		Item Drop: +25, Single Equip
2034	bouncing savvy wicker shield	0		Mysticality Percent: +20
2035	Marquis de Poivre soda	0		
2036	alkaline radium-flavored potato chips	0		Effect: "Kernel Panic!", Effect Duration: 36
2037	irradiated colloidal upside-down wintergreen-flavored potato chips	0		Effect: "Slippery Tongue", Effect Duration: 11
2038	adjusted blinking ennui-flavored potato chips	0		Effect: "Mad at Science", Effect Duration: 68
2039	blurry x-ray specs	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2040	patchouli oil bomb	0		
2041	ferret bait	0		
2042	exploding hacky-sack	0		
2043	hemp net	0		
2044	your father's MacGuffin diary	0		
2045	gigantic stale brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings	10	decent	
2046	stale diet shaking blinking frat brats	1	decent	
2047	stale skewed knob ka-bobs	3	decent	
2049	hand-crafted weak can of Swiller	2	EPIC	
2050	broken wings	0		
2051	sunken eyes	0		
2052	reassembled blackbird	0		
2053	bust of Pallas	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2054	market map	0		
2055	ghostly wobbly snake skin	0		
2056	triple-pickled energized adder bladder	0		Effect: "Nutrient-Rich", Effect Duration: 25
2057	pension check	0		
2058	picnic basket	0		
2059	extra-cold-filtered polymerized Black No. 2	0		Effect: "Fiery Spirit", Effect Duration: 43
2060	Da Vinci's supercool sword	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Experience (Mysticality): +5
2061	strapping helmet	0		Muscle: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 40"
2062	energetic thinker's shield	0		Mysticality: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +20
2063	decent narrow blackberry	3	good	
2064	forged identification documents	0		
2065	spinning PADL Phone	0		
2066	mirror greasy dance instructor's kick-ass kicks	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
2067	sake bomb	0		
2068	blinking skewed tequila grenade	0		
2069	beer helmet of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "0.5xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 42"
2070	gravedigger's weightlifter's distressed denim pants	0		Muscle: +15, Spooky Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xPotato, cap 42"
2071	blinking shaking executive perforated battle paddle	0		Meat Drop: +40
2072	teal perfumed Socratic flashing novelty button	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Stench Resistance: +5
2073	spinning dog trainer's quilted glowstick	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Experience (familiar): +1, Last Available: "2006-10", Raveosity: +1
2074	Annie Oakley's anniversary chutney sculpture	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20
2075	fuchsia skewed spandex anniversary shorts of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50, Familiar Effect: "5xVolley, 10xLep, cap 2"
2076	yellow manspreader's jar of anniversary jam	0		Monster Level: +10
2077	dance instructor's bucket of anniversary lard	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10
2078	steel-toed anniversary concrete fedora	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Familiar Effect: "5xVolley, 5xLep, cap 2"
2079	electrified Herculean makeshift turban	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Blind, Familiar Effect: "1.5xBarrr, 1xLep, cap 25"
2080	razor-sharp makeshift cape	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25
2081	wobbly inspector's makeshift skirt	0		Item Drop: +15, Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 25"
2082	maroon toothbrush	0		
2083	makeshift crane	0		
2084	spinning can of starch	0		
2085	dried blurry bottle of ultravitamins	1		Effect: "Blessing of the Pervy Noodles", Effect Duration: 45
2086	mixed huge spinning bottle of cough syrup	1		
2087	dehydrated wobbly purple tube of hair oil	1		Effect: "Moon-Eyed", Effect Duration: 15
2088	liquefied pulsating blinking Daffy Taffy	0		Effect: "Tiki Temerity", Effect Duration: 41
2089	Crimboween memo	0		Last Available: "2006-10"
2090	Lo Pan's banded baleful educational pilgrim shield of Tarzan	0		Experience: +1, Experience (Muscle): +3, Spell Damage: +25, Damage Absorption: +100, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2006-11"
2091	bath salts	0		
2092	hand mirror	0		
2093	frosty hors d'oeuvre tray	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10
2094	normal mirror ballroom blintz	3	good	
2095	upside-down towel	0		
2096	twisted blue guy made of bee pollen	1		
2097	17-ball of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7
2098	filthy lucre	0		
2099	blurry hobo gristle	0		
2100	narrow fuchsia shredded can label	0		
2101	bloodstained briquette	0		
2102	greasy dreadlock	0		
2103	vial of pirate sweat	0		
2104	empty aftershave bottle	0		
2105	coal button	0		
2106	skewed burned-out arcanodiode	0		
2107	red non-Euclidean hoof	0		
2108	rock	0		
2109	twirling stringy sinew	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2110	stick	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2111	tooth	0		
2112	leaf	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2113	jittery avaricious wheel	0		Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2006-12"
2114	yo	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2115	supercharged prehistoric spear	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2006-12"
2116	stick-on-a-string	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2117	Socratic brawny fire	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xVolley, cap 2", Last Available: "2023-09"
2118	pulsating leaf tube	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2119	teal lit cigar	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2120	Grateful Undead T-shirt of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40
2121	razor-sharp ASCII shirt	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25
2122	safety vest of Calamity Jane of the early riser	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Adventures: +7
2123	twirling electrified eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
2125	Ye Olde Navy Fleece of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3
2126	blue ghostly curative supercool bronze breastplate	0		Moxie Percent: +20, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
2127	chaotic Van der Graaf hat hacker T-shirt	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
2128	vampire collar	0		Single Equip
2129	red possessed top	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
2130	extremely unsafe killer rag doll	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2006-12"
2131	tree-eating kite	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2132	asbestos-lined incredibly marionette	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2006-12"
2133	mirror dress ball	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
2134	narrow sizzling mad scientist's sock monkey	0		Hot Damage: +10, Last Available: "2006-12"
2135	alien blob	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2136	stiffened occult vampire duck-on-a-string	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Damage Reduction: 1, Last Available: "2006-12"
2137	toy crazy train of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2006-12"
2138	razor-tipped yo-yo	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
2139	twirling toy mercenary	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2140	length of string	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2141	pulsating toy wheel	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2142	block	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2143	yellow felt	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2144	evil googly eye	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2145	stuffing	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2146	evil teddy bear	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2147	evil teddy bear sewing kit	0		
2148	toothsome rock	0		
2149	normal special small frank	2	good	Effect: "Smokin'", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2011-12"
2150	stale massive plate of franks and beans	8	decent	Last Available: "2011-12"
2151	artisanal spirit-forward shot of blackberry schnapps	5	EPIC	
2152	pulsating capacitor relay	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2153	carbon nanotube frame	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2154	ion grid	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2155	Feynman gate	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2156	logic synthesizer	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2157	huge red high-resistance ultrapolymer plating	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2158	servomechanical torsion facilitator	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2159	olive quantum polarity inducer	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2160	wobbly bi-lateral logic compressor	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2161	computronic processing unit	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2162	skewed reverse-oscillating klystron	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2163	sub-molecular interocitor	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2164	recursive spline reticulator	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2165	atomic vector plotter	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2166	ion-pulse modulation stabilizer	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2167	green hyperbolic plasma focuser	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2168	tumbling family-friendly dangerous toy ray gun	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2006-12"
2169	hardened groovy toy space helmet	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Damage Reduction: 3, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 43", Last Available: "2006-12"
2170	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2006-12", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.3
2171	inspector's supercool astronaut pants	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Item Drop: +15, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1.5xPotato, cap 43", Last Available: "2006-12"
2172	lime green toy jet pack of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2006-12"
2173	triangular stone	0		
2174	blurry mossy stone sphere	0		
2175	smooth stone sphere	0		
2176	cracked stone sphere	0		
2177	bouncing rough stone sphere	0		
2178	Rosewater's obsidian dagger	0		Mysticality Percent: +30
2179	archaeologist's notebook	0		
2180	blurry amulet	0		
2181	mirror chocolate lump	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2182	narrow Harold's hammer head	0		
2183	lime green spinning twirling Harold's hammer handle	0		
2184	blinking Harold's hammer	0		
2185	greasy Kiss the Knob apron	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
2186	unlit birthday cake	0		
2187	lit birthday cake	0		
2188	shaking flask of peppermint oil	1	awesome	Last Available: "2006-12"
2189	acceptable flask of peppermint schnapps	4	good	Last Available: "2006-12"
2190	maroon yuletide troll chrysalis	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-12"
2191	yellow book of carols	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2192	blinking tumbling blurry sheet music	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2193	decent massive narrow candy stake	10	good	Last Available: "2006-12"
2194	tolerable blurry eggnog	4	good	Last Available: "2006-12"
2195	yummy miniature red unspeakable fruitcake	2	awesome	Last Available: "2006-12"
2196	adequate gingerbread horror	3	good	Last Available: "2006-12"
2197	triple-pickled huge ghostly yellow but probably evil chocolate	0		Effect: "Powdered", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2006-12"
2198	snack-sized spoiled bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	2	crappy	Effect: "Bells in the Batfry", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2023-06"
2199	gigantic adequate huge skull-shaped Crimboween cookie	10	good	Effect: "Carol of the Bones", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-06"
2200	delicious snack-sized skewed tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie	2	awesome	Effect: "Crimbo Epiphany", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-06"
2201	plastic gift-wrapping vampire of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2006-12"
2202	prompt plastic yuletide troll	0		Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2006-12"
2203	Jim Carey's plastic skeletal reindeer	0		Monster Level: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2006-12"
2204	MacGyver's plastic Crimboween pentagram	0		Maximum MP: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2006-12"
2205	twirling plastic Scream Queen of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Last Available: "2006-12"
2206	mirror time sleigh	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-12"
2207	supercharged Crimbo tiki necklace	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2006-12"
2208	maroon family-friendly hardened bobble-hip hula elf doll	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2006-12"
2209	slick Crimbo ukulele	0		Moxie: +10, Last Available: "2006-12"
2210	bouncing avaricious rock-hard Tiki lighter	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2006-12", Stat Tuning: "Moxie"
2211	bouncing Samson's deck of tropical cards of the dark arts	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2006-12", Stat Tuning: "Mysticality"
2212	toasty tropical paperweight of bravery	0		Hot Damage: +5, Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2006-12", Stat Tuning: "Muscle"
2213	tropical Crimbo pressie	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2214	tropical wrapping paper	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2215	studded Tropical Crimbo Hat	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, 1.5xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2006-12"
2216	maroon wobbly Tropical Crimbo Shorts of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhoul", Last Available: "2006-12"
2217	adequate low-calorie special super ka-bob	1	good	Effect: "Think Win-Lose", Effect Duration: 30
2218	rotten bite-sized beer basted brat	1	crappy	
2219	Tropical Crimbo Sword of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2006-12"
2220	galvanized and Crimboween candy	0		Effect: "Ironclad", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2020-09"
2221	Great Ball of Frozen Fire	0		Last Available: "2007-01"
2222	jittery frosty friendly liar's pants	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cold atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2007-01"
2223	blue miser's slick juggler's balls	0		Moxie: +10, Meat Drop: +10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2007-01"
2224	tumbling forbidden pink shirt	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2007-01"
2225	twirling familiar doppelgänger	0		Monster Level: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2007-01"
2226	spinning skewed Sherlock's asbestos-lined evil eyeball pendant	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Item Drop: +25, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2007-01"
2227	cold-filtered liquefied arse-a'fire elixir	0		Effect: "Booze Goozles", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2007-01"
2228	dry cosmic lemonade	0		Effect: "Amorous", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2007-01"
2229	activated warmed concentrated toad horn	0		Effect: "Drunk With Power", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2007-01"
2230	icicle katana	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2231	blinking upside-down mote	0		
2232	smudged alchemical recipe	0		
2233	groovy bow tie	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Clowniness: 75
2234	blinking ghostly grievous calavera concertina	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Song Duration: 7
2235	skewed ratarang of the brute of the boozehound	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Booze Drop: +100
2236	tarnished tarnished shaking turtle pheromones	0		Effect: "Wise Spirit", Effect Duration: 37
2237	jittery olive pygmy blowgun	0		
2238	smelly pygmy nose-bone	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
2239	mirror olive bad voodoo mask of the scaredy-cat of the boozehound	0		Monster Level: -15, Booze Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xGhuol, cap 40"
2240	bottle of alcohol	0		
2241	lard-coated pygmy spear	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
2242	Vulcanized moist corrupted pygmy pygment	0		Effect: "Yet tea", Effect Duration: 53
2243	ghostly steel-toed stiffened headhunter necktie	0		Damage Reduction: 10, Single Equip
2244	steel-toed pointed stick of the brazier	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Hot Spell Damage: +25
2245	knobby helmet turtle of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xFairy, cap 5"
2246	narrow dog trainer's knobby kneepads	0		Experience (familiar): +1
2247	sewer turtle of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
2248	skewed family-friendly sebaceous shield of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Sleaze Resistance: +1
2249	tumbling skeletortoise of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 2xFairy, cap 7"
2251	medical-grade box turtle	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
2252	skewed prompt box turtle	0		Adventures: +3
2253	blurry Herculean bottlecap turtle of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Experience (Muscle): +1
2254	blinking skewed flame-wreathed resourceful bubblewrap bottlecap turtleban of bravery	0		Maximum MP: +50, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 2xLep, cap 17"
2255	Samson's furry turtle	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, 2xFairy, cap 11"
2256	furry earmuffs of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50
2257	reinforced furry underpants of vim and vigor of the detective	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Item Drop: +20
2258	"I Love Me, Vol. I"	0		
2259	photograph of God	0		
2260	hard rock candy	0		
2261	spinning hard-boiled ostrich egg	0		
2262	maroon bird rib	0		
2263	lion oil	0		
2264	big decent stunt nuts	5	good	
2265	decent wet stew	4	good	
2266	wet stunt nut stew	0		
2267	shaking Mega Gem	0		
2268	wobbly yellow rock-hard Staff of Fats	0		Damage Reduction: 5
2269	decent sausage wonton	4	good	
2270	teal upside-down Lo Pan's studded belt	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Single Equip
2271	enchanted perfectly mixed bottle of Merlot	3	EPIC	Effect: "Haunted Liver", Effect Duration: 20
2272	drinkable bottle of Port	4	good	
2273	mediocre tumbling bottle of Pinot Noir	3	decent	
2274	perfectly mixed weak bouncing bottle of Zinfandel	2	EPIC	
2275	perfectly mixed fortified bottle of Marsala	5	EPIC	
2276	special bad bottle of Muscat	3	decent	Effect: "Adrenaline Rush", Effect Duration: 25
2277	Fernswarthy's key	0		
2278	Fernswarthy's letter	0		
2279	book	0		
2280	jittery Manual of Labor	0		
2281	shaking Manual of Transmission	0		
2282	yellow Manual of Dexterity	0		
2283	red seal-skull helmet of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
2284	cyan petrified noodles	0		
2285	chisel	0		
2286	jittery Eye of Ed	0		
2287	smelly glowstick of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2007-01", Raveosity: +1
2288	encoder ring	0		Single Equip
2289	bouncing teal paperclip	0		
2290	really house	0		
2291	Non-Essential Amulet	0		
2292	olive wine vinaigrette	0		
2293	cup of strong herbal tea	0		
2294	Curiously Shiny Ancient Evil-Bashing Axe	0		
2295	marinated stakes	0		
2296	green knob butter	0		
2297	blinking vial of ectoplasm	0		
2298	boock of darck magicks	0		
2299	blurry EZ-Play Harmonica Book	0		
2300	mirror yellow fingerless hobo gloves	0		
2301	Chomsky's comic books	0		
2302	jittery skewed worm-riding hooks	0		
2303	blurry Libram of Candy Heart Summoning	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12", Skill: "Summon Candy Heart"
2304	wet lime green candy heart	0		Effect: "Seal Clubbing Frenzy", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2007-02"
2305	anodized pink candy heart	0		Effect: "All Is Forgiven", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2007-02"
2306	irradiated concentrated twirling tumbling candy heart	0		Effect: "Macho, Macho Dog", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2007-02"
2307	chilled triple-wet candy heart	0		Effect: "Ten out of Ten", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2007-02"
2308	ionized spinning candy heart	0		Effect: "Liquidy Smoky", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2007-02"
2309	anodized moist bouncing green candy heart	0		Effect: "[1701]Hip to the Jive", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2007-02"
2310	candygram	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
2311	gray blinking pink candygram	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
2312	candygram	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
2313	purple candygram	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
2314	red candygram	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
2315	candygram	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
2316	ghostly pulsating broken carburetor	0		
2317	lime green bronze token	0		
2318	bomb	0		
2319	carved wheel	0		
2320	blurry worm-riding manual page	0		
2321	worm-riding manual page 2	0		
2322	worm-riding manual pages 3-15	0		
2323	headpiece of the Staff of Ed	0		
2324	Staff of Ed, almost	0		
2325	Staff of Ed	0		
2326	stone rose	0		
2327	moist blue can of paint	0		Effect: "The Power of LOV", Effect Duration: 50
2328	drum machine	0		
2329	jittery handful of confetti	0		
2330	ghostly chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses	0		
2331	bouquet of circular saw blades	0		
2332	rotten gigantic upside-down Better Than Cuddling Cake	7	crappy	
2333	ninja snowman	0		
2334	Holy MacGuffin	0		
2335	rubber WWBBDD? bracelet	0		
2336	toasty nippy pipe	0		Cold Damage: +10, Hot Damage: +5
2337	reinforced beaded headband of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Familiar Effect: "0.5xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 42"
2338	flavorless special pudding	3	decent	Effect: "Moon-Eyed", Effect Duration: 40, Wiki Name: "black pudding (food)"
2339	tolerable practically non-alcoholic Blackfly Chardonnay	1	good	
2340	mediocre extra-dry & tan	5	decent	
2341	pepper	0		
2342	moldy snack-sized upside-down upside-down forest cake	2	crappy	
2343	delicious forest ham	4	awesome	
2344	extra-unsweetened filthworm hatchling scent gland	0		Effect: "Techno Bliss", Effect Duration: 22
2345	enhanced polymerized super-tarnished filthworm drone scent gland	0		Effect: "Cold, Dead Hands", Effect Duration: 68
2346	alkaline magnetized filthworm royal guard scent gland	0		Effect: "Pecan Pied Piper", Effect Duration: 29
2347	purple heart of the filthworm queen	0		
2348	water pipe bomb	0		
2349	gas balloon	0		
2350	beer bomb	0		
2351	shaking blurry superamplified boom box	0		
2352	dog trainer's healthy fire poi	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Experience (familiar): +1
2353	bouncing narrow rosy-cheeked bejeweled pledge pin	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Single Equip
2354	communications windchimes	0		
2355	pickled henna face paint	0		Effect: "Punch Another Day", Effect Duration: 34
2356	improved jittery tube of dread wax	0		Effect: "Influence of Sphere", Effect Duration: 15
2357	toasty brainy Gaia beads	0		Mysticality: +5, Hot Damage: +5
2358	jittery purple pink clay bead	0		
2359	clay bead	0		
2360	clay bead	0		
2361	lime green chilly hippy medical kit of courage	0		Cold Damage: +5, Spooky Resistance: +3, Single Equip
2362	huge sharpshooter's Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags of Flo-Jo	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Initiative: +100
2363	shaking Van der Graaf occult longhaired hippy wig	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol"
2364	jittery cool Zim Merman's guitar	0		Moxie: +5
2365	reassuring C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	0		Spooky Resistance: +1
2366	ghostly healthy peel hat	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley"
2367	carbonated soy milk	0		
2368	horrifying healthy flowing hippy skirt	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Spooky Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xFairy, cap 45"
2369	pulsating teal filthy poultice	0		
2370	natural fennel soda	0		
2371	smoke bomb	0		
2372	ghostly squat bunch of bananas	0		
2373	moldy banana	3	crappy	
2374	banana peel	0		
2375	stale massive purple banana cream pie	7	decent	
2376	perfectly mixed squat banana daiquiri	4	EPIC	
2377	drinkable watered-down cyan mirror bungle in the jungle	2	good	
2378	skewed banana spritzer	0		
2379	electrified gray tumbling banana smoothie	0		Effect: "Heart of Orange", Effect Duration: 55
2380	dandy lion cub	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2007-03"
2381	shaking woolen cravat	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2007-03"
2382	wobbly class ring	0		
2383	class ring	0		
2384	cyan class ring	0		
2385	bottle opener belt buckle	0		Single Equip, Damage Aura: 1
2386	bouncing lime green Van der Graaf experienced keg shield	0		Experience: +2, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
2387	smartaleck's finger	0		Moxie Percent: +30
2388	flame-retardant Van der Graaf war tongs	0		Hot Resistance: +1, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
2389	mirror Monstar energy beverage	0		
2390	tumbling lion tamer's asbestos apron	0		Experience (familiar): +2
2391	scorching beaten-up Chucks	0		Hot Damage: +25
2392	blue sinister natty ascot	0		Spell Damage: +10
2393	Jim Carey's wreath of laurels of the businessman	0		Monster Level: +25, Meat Drop: +50, Familiar Effect: "0.5xLep, 0.5xFairy"
2394	red Annie Oakley's Danglin' Chad's loincloth of the businessman	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Meat Drop: +50, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 0.5xVolley"
2395	tube sock of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Single Equip
2396	bouncing chloroform rag	0		
2397	depantsing bomb	0		
2398	aromatic energy drink IV	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Single Equip
2399	ribald Tesla Elmley shades	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip
2400	molotov cocktail cocktail	0		
2401	skewed savvy beer bong of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Mysticality Percent: +20
2402	ghostly gauze garter	0		
2403	gray barrel of gunpowder	0		
2404	spinning jam band flyers	0		
2405	huge rock band flyers	0		
2406	Panda outfit	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Item Drop: +5
2407	narrow pink bat eye	0		
2408	worthless piece of glass	0		
2409	billy idol	0		
2410	rag	0		
2411	twirling narrow broken petri dish	0		
2412	sammich crust	0		
2413	jittery triffid bark	0		
2414	lint	0		
2415	discarded pacifier	0		
2416	Sherlock's bounty-hunting helmet	0		Item Drop: +25, Familiar Effect: "1.5xFairy, cap 25"
2417	double-paned bounty-hunting rifle	0		Cold Resistance: +5
2418	spinning yellow asbestos-lined bounty-hunting pants	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 2xFairy, cap 25"
2419	boiled yellow bottle of rhinoceros hormones	0		Effect: "Slimily Speedy", Effect Duration: 14
2420	alkaline chilled spinning teeny-tiny magic scroll	0		Effect: "Polka Face", Effect Duration: 42
2421	dry energized bottle of pirate juice	0		Effect: "A Contender", Effect Duration: 21
2422	denatured cyan irradiated pet snacks	0		Effect: "Sleaze-Resistant Trousers", Effect Duration: 60
2423	double-wet Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	0		Effect: "Souper Vengeful", Effect Duration: 22
2424	unsweetened tarnished corrupted cyclops eyedrops	0		Effect: "The Living Hitpoints", Effect Duration: 27
2425	modified denatured purple can of spinach	0		Effect: "Big Ol' Glass of Rum", Effect Duration: 49
2426	diffused irradiated fire flower	0		Effect: "PERL of Great Price", Effect Duration: 30
2427	moist freezerburned ice cube	0		Effect: "Patent Alacrity", Effect Duration: 56
2428	improved extra-unsweetened olive fake blood	0		Effect: "Stregngth of the Gnome", Effect Duration: 28
2429	magnetized energized upside-down teal Eau de Guaneau	0		Effect: "Broken Fast", Effect Duration: 17
2430	dry oxidized tumbling bag of lard	0		Effect: "Crusty Head", Effect Duration: 49
2431	enhanced colloidal bottle of Mystic Shell	0		Effect: "Blessing of Charcoatl", Effect Duration: 36
2432	tarnished double-chilled SPF 451 lip balm	0		Effect: "Concentration", Effect Duration: 62
2433	triple-energized bouncing bottle of antifreeze	0		Effect: "Joyful Resolve", Effect Duration: 66
2434	nitrogenated irradiated eyedrops	0		Effect: "Al Dente Inferno", Effect Duration: 22
2435	denatured anodized pulsating Dogsgotnonoz pills	0		Effect: "Fit To Be Tide", Effect Duration: 47
2436	enhanced narrow blue donkey flipbook	0		Effect: "Cold Blooded", Effect Duration: 68
2437	tumbling New Cloaca-Cola	0		
2438	blinking scented massage oil	0		
2439	poltergeist-in-the-jar-o	0		
2440	huge unnatural gas	0		
2441	Knob Goblin Encryption Key	0		
2442	Cobb's Knob map	0		
2443	wicked pink glowstick of the overflowing toilet	0		Spell Damage: +5, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2007-03", Raveosity: +1
2444	perfectly mixed Supernova Champagne	3	EPIC	
2445	Deactivated O. A. F.	0		Last Available: "2007-04"
2446	ghostly hardware upgrade	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2007-04"
2447	bad penguin egg	0		Free Pull
2448	tasteful bow tie	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2449	six-pack of New Cloaca-Cola	0		
2450	mirror empty Cloaca-Cola bottle	0		
2451	fuchsia Sinatra's goatskin umbrella	0		Experience (Moxie): +5
2452	yellow energetic Rosewater's wool hat	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 43"
2453	blurry Goodfella contract	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2454	educational brainy belt	0		Mysticality: +5, Experience: +1, Single Equip
2455	spinning Socratic bar whip	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1
2456	jittery coward's barskin buckler	0		Monster Level: -20
2457	upside-down savvy whip	0		Mysticality Percent: +20
2458	tumbling stylish barskin loincloth	0		Moxie: +25, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 4xVolley, cap 6"
2459	strapping tighty whiteys	0		Muscle: +5, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 3xVolley, cap 10"
2460	padded yak toupee	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato, cap 25"
2462	teal odor extractor	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
2463	Manual of Transcendent Olfaction	0		Skill: "Transcendent Olfaction"
2464	adequate bowl of Bounty-Os	4	good	
2465	practically non-alcoholic bad squat Oreille Divisée brandy	1	decent	
2466	pompadour'd puppy	0		
2467	gray suede shoes	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2468	upside-down callused fingerbone	0		
2469	mirror bundle of receipts	0		
2470	narrow cork	0		
2471	maroon stardust	0		
2472	wobbly wilted lettuce	0		
2473	empty greasepaint tube	0		
2474	cyan clown skin	0		
2475	executive wizardly clown wig	0		Mysticality: +25, Meat Drop: +40, Clowniness: 50, Familiar Effect: "chromatic atk, 1xPotato, cap 12"
2476	fortified clownskin belt	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Clowniness: 50
2477	smooth clownskin buckler	0		Moxie: +15, Clowniness: 50
2478	wobbly family-friendly clown whip	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Clowniness: 50
2479	demon skin	0		
2480	mansplainer's demon-horned hat	0		Monster Level: +15, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xLep, cap 17"
2481	Rosewater's demon buckler	0		Mysticality Percent: +30
2482	stiffened Da Vinci's demon whip of doom	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Damage Reduction: 1, Spooky Spell Damage: +50
2483	chaotic barskin cloak	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10
2484	hardened snakeskin duster of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Damage Reduction: 3
2485	skewed slick clownskin harness of mayonnaise	0		Moxie: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Clowniness: 50
2486	miser's arcane researcher's demonskin jacket	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Meat Drop: +10
2487	forbidden hipposkin poncho	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50
2488	skewed educational yak anorak	0		Experience: +1
2489	banded tuxedo shirt	0		Damage Absorption: +100
2490	sage beefy gnauga hide vest	0		Muscle: +10, Mysticality Percent: +10
2491	shirt kit	0		
2492	tropical orchid	0		
2493	stick of dynamite	0		
2494	lightning-fast stylish Necrotelicomnicon	0		Moxie: +25, Initiative: +40
2495	jittery stiffened personal trainer's Cookbook of the Damned	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Damage Reduction: 1
2496	fuchsia personal trainer's Sinful Desires of the sewer	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Stench Damage: +25
2497	molybdenum magnet	0		
2498	wobbly molybdenum hammer	0		
2499	molybdenum screwdriver	0		
2500	red molybdenum pliers	0		
2501	molybdenum crescent wrench	0		
2502	Really Expensive Jewelry and You	0		Skill: "Really Expensive Jewelrycrafting"
2503	wobbly extra-fancy ring setting	0		
2504	precious piercing post	0		
2505	pulsating necklace chain	0		
2506	beach glass bead	0		
2507	clay peace-sign bead	0		
2508	ghostly Usain Bolt's beach glass necklace	0		Initiative: +80
2509	skewed narrow Usain Bolt's peace-sign necklace	0		Initiative: +80
2510	fireproof hale round sunglasses	0		Maximum HP: +20, Hot Resistance: +3, Single Equip
2511	Frat Army FGF	0		
2512	blinking Hippy Army MPE	0		
2513	wobbly Newton's spark plug earring of Calamity Jane	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Critical Hit Percent: +15
2514	occult woven baling wire bracelets of doom	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +50
2515	Tesla gearbox necklace of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
2516	skewed maroon nippy curative wrench bracelet	0		Cold Damage: +10, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
2517	hale chain necklace of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Maximum HP: +20
2518	lightning-fast sawblade shield	0		Initiative: +40
2519	acceptable McMillicancuddy's Special Lager	3	good	
2520	triple-distilled drinkable melted Jell-o shot	10	good	
2521	drinkable narrow cruelty-free wine	3	good	
2522	triple-distilled bad lime green thistle wine	6	decent	
2523	megatofu	0		
2524	narrow displaced fish	0		
2525	fancy moldy lime green fish	4	crappy	Effect: "Make Meat FA$T!", Effect Duration: 45
2526	fancy adequate fish casserole	3	good	Effect: "Comprehensively Nourished", Effect Duration: 5
2527	special snack-sized decent shaking fish lasagna	2	good	Effect: "Cybernetic Muscles", Effect Duration: 5
2528	filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif")	0		
2529	normal gnatloaf	4	good	
2530	rotten gnatloaf casserole	4	crappy	
2531	moldy small gnat lasagna	2	crappy	
2532	pork	0		
2533	rotten pork chop sandwiches	4	crappy	
2534	spoiled gigantic ghostly pork casserole	6	crappy	
2535	flavorless low-calorie enchanted ghostly pork lasagna	1	decent	Effect: "Super Structure", Effect Duration: 25
2536	canopic jar	0		
2537	spice	0		
2538	organs	0		
2539	nasty Ankh of Badahnkadh	0		Stench Damage: +5, Single Equip
2540	tomb ratchet	0		
2541	wobbly Mayflower bouquet	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Softcore Only, Drops Items, Last Available: "2007-05", Item Drop (sporadic): +2.5, Meat Drop (sporadic): +5
2542	irradiated galvanized lesser grodulated violet	0		Effect: "Strong Spirit", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2007-05"
2543	pressed moist tin magnolia	0		Effect: "Heart of Lavender", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2007-05"
2544	Vulcanized vacuum-sealed begpwnia	0		Effect: "Armor-Plated", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2007-05"
2545	ionized upsy daisy	0		Effect: "Pisces Rising", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2007-05"
2546	vacuum-sealed colloidal energized bouncing jittery half-orchid	0		Effect: "Space Cowboy", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2007-05"
2547	wobbly vibrating tin star of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: 50, Last Available: "2007-05"
2548	scorching outrageous sombrero of the sewer	0		Hot Damage: +25, Stench Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1.5xLep, 1.5xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2007-05"
2549	ribald forbidden "Humorous" T-shirt	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Sleaze Damage: +10, Last Available: "2007-05"
2550	Peppercorns of Power	0		
2551	vial of mojo	0		
2552	huge reeds	0		
2553	blurry turtle chain	0		
2554	distilled seal blood	0		
2555	high-octane olive oil	0		
2556	up-at-dawn clever fortified Shagadelic Disco Banjo	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Maximum MP: +20, Adventures: +5, Class: "Disco Bandit"
2557	wholesome Squeezebox of the Ages of temperance	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 15
2558	asbestos-lined grievous Chelonian Morningstar	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Hot Resistance: +5, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
2559	Hammer of Smiting of the storm of Leguizamo	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Monster Level: +20, Class: "Seal Clubber"
2560	narrow 17-alarm Saucepan of the wise owl of vim and vigor	0		Mysticality: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Class: "Sauceror"
2561	wobbly dog trainer's rock-hard weightlifter's Greek Pasta Spoon of Peril	0		Muscle: +15, Damage Reduction: 5, Experience (familiar): +1, Class: "Pastamancer"
2562	ghostly half-rotten brain	0		
2563	bonesaw	0		
2564	yellow plus-sized phylactery	0		
2565	can of Ghuol-B-Gone™	0		
2566	Azazel's unicorn	0		
2567	Azazel's lollipop	0		
2568	Azazel's tutu	0		
2569	improved irradiated ant agonist	0		Effect: "Berry Experiential", Effect Duration: 65
2570	ant hoe	0		Familiar Effect: "sleaze damage, meat", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.4
2571	ant rake	0		Familiar Effect: "hot damage, meat", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.4
2572	ant pitchfork	0		Familiar Effect: "stench damage, meat", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.4
2573	ant sickle	0		Familiar Effect: "spooky damage, meat", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.4
2574	ant pick	0		Familiar Effect: "cold damage, meat", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.4
2575	upside-down bronzed locust	0		
2576	spinning honey-dipped locust	0		
2577	nippy boxer's cactus quill	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Cold Damage: +10
2578	friendly Annie Oakley's boxer's Staff of the Short Order Cook	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Familiar Weight: +3
2579	flavorless cactus fruit	3	decent	
2580	red huge ribald scorpion whip of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Sleaze Damage: +10
2581	cyan handful of sand	0		
2582	huge shaking brick of sand	0		
2583	stale diet pulsating upside-down centipede eggs	1	decent	
2584	wonderwall shield of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25
2585	perfumed Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	0		Stench Resistance: +5
2586	censurious General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3
2587	grievous Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50
2588	Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20
2589	spoiled hot date	4	crappy	
2590	perfectly mixed extra-dry ghostly distilled fortified wine	5	EPIC	
2591	flavorless low-calorie tasty tart	1	decent	
2592	Knob Goblin lunchbox	0		
2593	rotten Knob pasty	4	crappy	
2594	mediocre shaking thermos full of Knob coffee	3	decent	
2595	irradiated anodized bouncing Ben-Gal™ Balm	0		Effect: "Burning Ears", Effect Duration: 36
2596	leathery cat skin	0		
2597	teal leathery bat skin	0		
2598	leathery rat skin	0		
2599	Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate	0		
2600	carbonated water lily	0		
2601	grievous Newton's Staff of the Midnight Snack of the brazier	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Hot Spell Damage: +25
2602	careful Tesla brawny Staff of Blood and Pudding	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Monster Level: -10, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
2603	olive smoldering box	0		
2604	nippy Tuesday's ruby	0		Cold Damage: +10, Variable
2605	palm frond	0		
2606	palm-frond fan	0		
2607	ghostly reassuring palm-frond whip	0		Spooky Resistance: +1
2608	palm-frond net	0		
2609	ghostly foul-smelling baleful palm-frond capris	0		Spell Damage: +25, Stench Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1.5xGhuol, cap 35"
2610	up-at-dawn extra-large palm-frond toupee	0		Adventures: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 37"
2611	pulsating brawny palm-frond cloak	0		Muscle Percent: +20
2612	vinyl coin purse	0		
2613	pulsating rocky raccoon	0		
2614	mojo filter	0		
2615	tasty savoy truffle	3	awesome	
2616	Magi-Wipes	0		
2617	skewed teal shaking boom	0		
2618	Iiti Kitty phone charm of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
2619	jar of swamp gas	0		Last Available: "2007-05"
2620	half-sized adequate unidentified jerky	2	good	
2621	Oprah's nasty rat mask of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xBarrr, cap 45"
2622	steel-toed ratskin belt of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Damage Reduction: 9, Single Equip
2623	ruddy rattail whip of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Maximum HP Percent: +40
2624	gravedigger's smartaleck's bat hat	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Spooky Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xVolley, cap 45"
2625	healthy cool bat whip	0		Moxie: +5, Maximum HP Percent: +20
2626	greasy Jeselnik's bat-ass jacket	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
2627	tumbling stanky Fonzie's catskin cap	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr, cap 45"
2628	upside-down electrified Sinatra's catskin buckler	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
2629	manspreader's tail o' nine cats of mayonnaise	0		Monster Level: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
2630	Hugo's Weaving Manual	0		
2631	frozen shaking gremlin juice	0		Effect: "Slimed Stomach", Effect Duration: 16
2632	moist polarized fuchsia mother's helper	0		Effect: "Cybernetic Muscles", Effect Duration: 34
2633	rosewater-soaked scorching pat-a-cake pendant	0		Hot Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +3
2634	mummy wrapping	0		
2635	really thick bandage	0		
2636	mirror toasty mummy mask	0		Hot Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 42"
2637	smooth gauze shorts of horror	0		Moxie: +15, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xGhuol, cap 42"
2638	gauze hammock	0		Bonus Resting HP: +60
2639	cyan cherry soda	0		
2640	lard-coated greaves of the early riser	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Adventures: +7, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 40"
2641	supercharged cowboy hat of the sewer	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Stench Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xLep, cap 41"
2642	wool Maxwell's Silver Hammer of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Cold Resistance: +1
2643	deadly happiness	0		Weapon Damage: +5
2644	feather	0		
2645	spinning squat feather	0		
2646	yellow frightful feather	0		
2647	fetid feather	0		
2648	flirtatious feather	0		
2649	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50, Single Equip
2650	bottled pixie	0		Free Pull
2651	pixie spog	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2007-06"
2652	huge flavorless S.T.L.T.	9	decent	Last Available: "2007-06"
2653	miniature spoiled purple honey-dew	2	crappy	Last Available: "2007-06"
2654	acceptable Xanadian	4	good	Last Available: "2007-06"
2655	altered aerosolized huge bottle of absinthe	0		Effect: "The Rich Get Richer", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2007-06"
2656	bouncing Annie Oakley's Drowsy Sword of the empath	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Familiar Weight: +5
2657	flavorless escargotsicle	3	decent	Last Available: "2007-06"
2658	watered-down mediocre enchanted bottle of realpagne	2	decent	Effect: "Frozen Hands", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2007-06"
2659	Sherlock's albatross necklace	0		Item Drop: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2007-06"
2660	mixed purple not-a-pipe	1	good	Last Available: "2007-06"
2661	practically non-alcoholic perfectly mixed tumbling flask of Amontillado	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	Last Available: "2007-06"
2662	ball mask of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 22", Last Available: "2007-06"
2663	wobbly Can-Can skirt of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60, Familiar Effect: "1.5xFairy, 2xPotato, cap 22", Last Available: "2007-06"
2664	extra-galvanized sensitive poetry journal	0		Effect: "Disco Inferno", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2007-06"
2665	energized polymerized pickled bottled inspiration	0		Effect: "Eyes for Miles", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2007-06"
2666	vacuum-sealed bellhop bell	0		Effect: "Compensatory Cruelness", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2007-06"
2667	flattened spiky collar	0		Effect: "Guts Feeling", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2007-06"
2668	altered mirror can-can-in-a-can	1		Effect: "Disco Neuropathy", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2007-06"
2669	dehydrated mirror blinking patent antipsychotics	1		Last Available: "2007-06"
2670	compressed Mariner's Friend cough drops	1		Last Available: "2007-06"
2671	drinkable shot of nepenthe schnapps	4	good	Last Available: "2025-03"
2672	cyan library card	0		Last Available: "2007-06"
2673	Bohemian rhapsody	0		Last Available: "2007-06"
2674	non-magnetized bottle of cat tonic	0		Effect: "Wit Tea", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2007-06"
2675	powdered handful of moss	1		Effect: "Inner Dog", Effect Duration: 25
2676	compressed bit-o-cactus	1		
2677	boiled protein powder	1		Effect: "Is This Your Card?", Effect Duration: 45
2678	red shaking spectre scepter	0		
2679	modified polymerized modified sparkler	0		Effect: "Holiday Bliss", Effect Duration: 21
2680	polymerized dry snake	0		Effect: "Astral Shell", Effect Duration: 35, Wiki Name: "snake"
2681	quadruple-diffused M-242	0		Effect: "Heart of Yellow", Effect Duration: 69
2682	shaking detuned radio	0		
2683	Warehouse 23 crate	0		
2684	dance instructor's armgun of Leguizamo	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Monster Level: +20
2685	seashell necklace	0		
2686	blue commemorative war stein	0		
2687	stone frisbee	0		
2688	mirror avaricious friendly savvy dreadlock whip	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Familiar Weight: +3, Meat Drop: +30
2689	wool energetic beer-a-pult	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Cold Resistance: +1
2690	twirling Fonzie's Rosewater's cast-iron legacy paddle	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Experience (Moxie): +1
2691	fancy spoiled handful of nuts and berries	3	crappy	Effect: "Libra Rising", Effect Duration: 40
2692	lion tamer's dangerous driftwood sculpture	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Experience (familiar): +2
2693	double-paned smartaleck's massive sitar	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Cold Resistance: +5
2694	educational sage stone baseball cap of the empath	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Experience: +1, Familiar Weight: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, cap 48"
2695	tolerable cup of beer	4	good	
2696	ovoid thing	0		
2697	duct tape	0		
2698	duct tape wallet	0		
2699	blue Fonzie's duct tape shirt of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Experience (Moxie): +1
2700	asbestos-lined hardy duct tape fedora	0		Maximum HP: +50, Hot Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xLep, cap 48"
2701	horrifying duct tape sword	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Item Drop: +5
2702	blinking fireproof supercool duct tape dockers	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Hot Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol, cap 48"
2703	duct tape buckler of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100
2704	upside-down shrinking powder	0		
2705	ribald smelly slick blackberry slippers	0		Moxie: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Damage: +10, Single Equip
2706	zippy rock-hard blackberry moccasins of the empath	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Familiar Weight: +5, Initiative: +20, Single Equip
2707	horrifying Samson's blackberry combat boots of bravery	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Spooky Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +5, Single Equip
2708	dry chilled funky dried mushroom	0		Effect: "Larger", Effect Duration: 23
2709	exotic parrot egg	0		
2710	squat cracker	0		Familiar Weight: +15
2711	tarnished quantum facepaint	0		Effect: "Wet Willied", Effect Duration: 31
2712	improved teal sheepskin diploma	0		Effect: "Old School Pompadour", Effect Duration: 47
2713	triple-flattened bouncing bouncing Black Body™ spray	0		Effect: "Bustle Hustlin'", Effect Duration: 45
2714	floorboard cruft	0		
2715	sausage bomb	0		
2716	steel-toed battered hubcap of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Damage Reduction: 9, Item Drop: +5
2717	Oprah's deadly hood ornament of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Weapon Damage: +5, Maximum MP Percent: +50
2718	olive spare kidney	0		
2719	Jeselnik's sharpshooter's smartaleck's hand-carved bokken	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Sleaze Damage: +25
2720	Annie Oakley's rosy-cheeked experienced hand-carved bow	0		Experience: +2, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Critical Hit Percent: +20
2721	huge wicked boxer's hand-carved staff of mayonnaise	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Spell Damage: +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
2722	squat prompt asbestos-lined frightening Staff of the Greasefire of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Spooky Damage: +5, Hot Resistance: +5, Adventures: +3
2723	wool mansplainer's Staff of the Grand Flambé of the sweet-tooth	0		Monster Level: +15, Cold Resistance: +1, Candy Drop: +100
2724	half-sized toothsome bowl of rye sprouts	2	awesome	
2725	moldy lime green cob of corn	4	crappy	
2726	big moldy juniper berries	5	crappy	
2727	flavorless massive plum	7	decent	
2728	moldy olive pear	4	crappy	
2729	flavorless peach	3	decent	
2730	acceptable weak plum wine	2	good	
2731	smooth fancy shot of pear schnapps	3	awesome	Effect: "Always In Motion", Effect Duration: 20
2732	watered-down bad purple shot of peach schnapps	2	decent	
2733	spoiled bunch of square grapes	3	crappy	
2734	decent upside-down brown sugar cane	3	good	
2735	moldy sandwich of the gods	4	crappy	
2736	weak tolerable upside-down skewed Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster	2	good	
2737	vaporized teal mirror bouncing leopard-print barbell	1	decent	
2738	skewed pile of smoking rags	0		
2739	activated huge panty raider camouflage	0		Effect: "Ichorous Intensity", Effect Duration: 31
2740	wobbly lard-coated vibrating extremely unsafe Staff of the Walk-In Freezer	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
2741	hand-crafted boilermaker	3	EPIC	
2742	rotten steel lasagna	3	quest	
2743	boozy perfectly mixed olive steel margarita	5	quest	
2744	powdered tumbling pulsating steel-scented air freshener	1		
2745	colloidal aerosolized irradiated maroon ghostly gremlin mutagen	0		Effect: "French Bronilla Brogueishness", Effect Duration: 62
2746	modified alkaline extra-potent gremlin mutagen	0		Effect: "Sweetened and Fattened", Effect Duration: 25
2747	chunk of depleted Grimacite	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2748	furniture dolly of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Single Equip
2749	stiffened Staff of the Grease Trap of the cougar of bravery	0		Moxie: +20, Damage Reduction: 1, Spooky Resistance: +5
2750	wool horrifying Uranium Omega of Temperance	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +1, Single Equip
2751	healthy Lead Zeta of Chastity of the businessman	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Meat Drop: +50, Single Equip
2752	lightning-fast forbidden Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Initiative: +40, Single Equip
2753	blue blinking dog trainer's Temple Grandin's Zinc Delta of Tranquility	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Experience (familiar): +1, Single Equip
2754	Nickel Gamma of Frugality of Calamity Jane of courage	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Spooky Resistance: +3, Single Equip
2755	Iron Beta of Industry of mayonnaise of the boozehound	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Booze Drop: +100, Single Equip
2756	fireproof lion tamer's Copper Alpha of Sincerity	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Hot Resistance: +3, Single Equip
2757	careful Red Balloon of Valor of the sewer	0		Monster Level: -10, Stench Damage: +25, Single Equip
2758	huge tumbling olive lion tamer's dangerous Purple Horseshoe of Honor	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Experience (familiar): +2, Single Equip
2759	steel-toed Blue Diamond of Honesty of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Damage Reduction: 9, Single Equip
2760	red reassuring Green Clover of Justice of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Spooky Resistance: +1, Single Equip
2761	deadly Rosewater's Yellow Moon of Compassion	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Weapon Damage: +5, Single Equip
2762	jittery upside-down Jeselnik's Orange Star of Sacrifice of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Sleaze Damage: +25, Single Equip
2763	shaking narrow rosewater-soaked coward's Pink Heart of Spirit	0		Monster Level: -20, Stench Resistance: +3, Single Equip
2764	wool frosty sage Order of the Silver Wossname	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +1, Single Equip
2765	Harold's bell	0		
2766	bowling ball	0		
2767	adequate mirror Crimbo pie	3	good	
2768	moldy narrow pear tart	4	crappy	
2769	half-sized bland peach pie	2	decent	
2770	dry ionized squat chunk of rock salt	0		Effect: "Bark of the Dog", Effect Duration: 28
2771	unsweetened handful of pine needles	0		Effect: "Wit Tea", Effect Duration: 36
2772	blue steamy ruby	0		
2773	glacial sapphire	0		
2774	unearthly onyx	0		
2775	bouncing effluvious emerald	0		
2776	ghostly tawdry amethyst	0		
2777	fuchsia filigreed hamethyst earring of the cougar of the empath	0		Moxie: +20, Familiar Weight: +5
2778	shaking Van der Graaf banded boxer's filigreed hamethyst necklace	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Damage Absorption: +100, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip
2779	Da Vinci's boxer's filigreed hamethyst ring of the storm	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Experience (Mysticality): +5, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Single Equip
2780	Jeselnik's fortified baconstone earring of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Damage Absorption: +60, Sleaze Damage: +25, Single Equip
2781	spinning smelly scorching baconstone necklace	0		Hot Damage: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
2782	prompt knitted clever baconstone ring	0		Maximum MP: +20, Cold Resistance: +3, Adventures: +3, Single Equip
2783	pulled porquoise earring of the sewer of Flo-Jo	0		Stench Damage: +25, Initiative: +100
2784	wobbly careful pulled porquoise pendant of the boozehound	0		Monster Level: -10, Booze Drop: +100, Single Equip
2785	Usain Bolt's lard-coated pulled porquoise ring of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Initiative: +80, Single Equip
2786	gray curative Earring of Fire of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip
2787	green dance instructor's Pendant of Fire of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Single Equip
2788	spinning skewed forbidden Ring of Fire of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Single Equip
2789	miser's savvy Ice-Cold Beerring	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Meat Drop: +10, Single Equip
2790	Sinatra's Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace of dire peril	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Weapon Damage: +20, Single Equip
2791	skewed hardy groovy Ice-Cold Beer Ring	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Maximum HP: +50, Single Equip
2792	avaricious Unspeakable Earring of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Meat Drop: +30, Single Equip
2793	flame-retardant friendly Choker of the Ultragoth	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Hot Resistance: +1, Single Equip
2794	occult slick The Ring	0		Moxie: +10, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Single Equip
2795	lion tamer's Temple Grandin's Nose Ring of Putrescence	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Experience (familiar): +2, Single Equip
2796	olive veiny Putrid Pendant of Calamity Jane	0		Maximum HP: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Single Equip
2797	greedy Ring of the Sewer Snake of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Meat Drop: +20, Single Equip
2798	avaricious wizardly Mudflap-Girl Earring	0		Mysticality: +25, Meat Drop: +30, Single Equip
2799	teal friendly veiny Mudflap-Girl Necklace	0		Maximum HP: +10, Familiar Weight: +3, Single Equip
2800	mansplainer's Sinatra's Mudflap-Girl Ring	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Monster Level: +15, Single Equip
2801	vial of Gnomochloric acid	0		
2802	shaking flask of Gnomochloric acid	0		
2803	upside-down jug of Gnomochloric acid	0		
2804	energized ionized pulsating vial of hamethyst juice	0		Effect: "Barbecue Saucy", Effect Duration: 41
2805	frozen electrified vial of baconstone juice	0		Effect: "Greasy Peasy", Effect Duration: 67
2806	adjusted narrow jittery vial of porquoise juice	0		Effect: "X-Ray Vision", Effect Duration: 58
2807	colloidal flask of hamethyst juice	0		Effect: "Belch the Rainbow™", Effect Duration: 47
2808	boiled shaking flask of baconstone juice	0		Effect: "Kernel Panic!", Effect Duration: 61
2809	ionized ghostly flask of porquoise juice	0		Effect: "Spell Transfer Complete", Effect Duration: 37
2810	quantum denatured jug of hamethyst juice	0		Effect: "Tenacity of the Snapper", Effect Duration: 64
2811	galvanized nitrogenated jittery jug of baconstone juice	0		Effect: "Good with the Ladies", Effect Duration: 37
2812	boiled shaking jug of porquoise juice	0		Effect: "Updated", Effect Duration: 18
2813	olive rosewater-soaked deadly Beret	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Stench Resistance: +3, Four Songs, Brimstone, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep"
2814	narrow rock-hard groovy Bludgeon of the dark arts	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Damage Reduction: 5, Brimstone
2815	blurry twirling nippy steel-toed Newton's Bunker	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Damage Reduction: 9, Cold Damage: +10, Brimstone
2816	purple Sherlock's sinister thinker's Boxers	0		Mysticality: +10, Spell Damage: +10, Item Drop: +25, Brimstone, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep"
2817	executive smelly Brooch of doom	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Meat Drop: +40, Single Equip, Brimstone
2818	Sherlock's foul-smelling flame-wreathed Bracelet	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Stench Damage: +10, Item Drop: +25, Single Equip, Brimstone
2819	skewed Grimacite gasmask of the glutton of Flo-Jo	0		Food Drop: +100, Initiative: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, 1.5xFairy, cap 37", Last Available: "2008-11"
2820	gravedigger's experienced Grimacite gat	0		Experience: +2, Spooky Damage: +10, Last Available: "2008-11"
2821	extremely unsafe Grimacite gaiters of Calamity Jane	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, 2xGhoul, cap 37", Last Available: "2008-11"
2822	Usain Bolt's Grimacite gauntlets of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Initiative: +80, Single Equip, Last Available: "2008-11"
2823	medical-grade Grimacite go-go boots of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2008-11"
2824	spinning prompt Grimacite girdle of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Adventures: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2008-11"
2825	pulsating red Jack Frost's Grimacite gown	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2008-11"
2826	razor-sharp Staff of the Kitchen Floor of vim and vigor of the brazier	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Hot Spell Damage: +25
2827	mirror yellow anniversary gift box	0		
2828	narrow loaded dice	0		
2829	really dense meat stack	0		
2830	digital key lime	0		
2831	huge star key lime	0		
2832	stale bite-sized purple digital key lime pie	1	decent	
2833	super-sized adequate star key lime pie	5	good	
2834	bouncing Usain Bolt's flame-wreathed bottle-rocket crossbow of doom	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Initiative: +80, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire red bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire blue bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire orange bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire purple bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire black bottle-rocket", Last Available: "2007-07"
2835	lime green beefcake's indie comic hipster glasses	0		Muscle: +25, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2"
2836	wizard action figure	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
2837	mint-condition magic wand	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2838	arcane researcher's Samson's glowstick	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Last Available: "2007-08", Raveosity: +1
2839	brawny Periodical Paintbrush	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Softcore Only
2840	artisanal bottle of cooking sherry	4	EPIC	
2841	huge stale jittery packet of ketchup	8	decent	
2842	acceptable watered-down blinking maroon accidental cider	2	good	
2843	stale blue dire fudgesicle	3	decent	
2844	careful resourceful padded Newton's navel ring of navel gazing	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Damage Absorption: +20, Maximum MP: +50, Monster Level: -10, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2007-09", Item Drop (sporadic): 4.25, Meat Drop (sporadic): 4.25
2845	class five ecto-larva	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
2846	red plastic bib	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2847	rock-hard Dallas Dynasty Falcon Crest shield	0		Damage Reduction: 5
2848	jittery Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	0		
2849	shrunken navigator head	0		
2850	drinkable bouncing moonberry wine cooler	4	good	
2851	normal spinning fine aged cheddarwurst	4	good	
2852	branch from the Great Tree	0		
2853	Phil Bunion's axe	0		
2854	spinning bouquet of swamp roses	0		
2855	dance instructor's huge mosquito proboscis of temperance	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Sleaze Resistance: +5
2856	anodized enhanced upside-down swamp lolly	0		Effect: "Pretending to Pretend", Effect Duration: 58
2857	double-deionized galvanized seegar butt	0		Effect: "Drunk With Power", Effect Duration: 56
2858	narrow bottled swamp gas	0		
2859	toasty medical-grade witch wart	0		Hot Damage: +5, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
2860	gigantic normal green swamp muck	9	good	
2861	yellow steel-toed Da Vinci's leechknife of the glutton	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Damage Reduction: 9, Food Drop: +100
2862	huge narrow decomposed boot	0		
2863	vacuum-sealed mirror dribbly candle	0		Effect: "Pygmy Drinking Buddy", Effect Duration: 24
2864	stolen meatpouch	0		
2865	smartaleck's supercool beaver spear	0		Moxie Percent: 50
2866	green resourceful shamanic beads of extreme caution	0		Maximum MP: +50, Monster Level: -25
2867	squat sharpshooter's therapeutic dilapidated wizard hat	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "cap 31"
2868	anodized pirate pamphlet	0		Effect: "Badger Underfoot", Effect Duration: 18
2869	irradiated twirling pulsating pirate brochure	0		Effect: "Super-Mega-Ultra-Hyper-Charged", Effect Duration: 68
2870	denatured pirate tract	0		Effect: "Stemonitis Storm", Effect Duration: 40
2871	bouncing pulsating burnt flower	0		
2872	cyan Jim Carey's plastic Naughty Sorceress of the glutton	0		Monster Level: +25, Food Drop: +100
2873	maroon sharpshooter's plastic Ed the Undying of courage	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Spooky Resistance: +3
2874	shaking nippy savvy plastic Lord Spookyraven	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Cold Damage: +10
2875	spinning plastic Dr. Awkward of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25
2876	plastic protector spectre of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100
2877	blue miser's plastic Baron von Ratsworth	0		Meat Drop: +10
2878	coward's plastic Boss Bat	0		Monster Level: -20
2879	thinker's plastic Knob Goblin King	0		Mysticality: +10
2880	wobbly fireproof plastic Bonerdagon	0		Hot Resistance: +3
2881	spinning banded plastic The Man	0		Damage Absorption: +100
2882	upside-down plastic The Big Wisniewski of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3
2883	steel-toed plastic Felonia	0		Damage Reduction: 9
2884	narrow nasty plastic Beelzebozo	0		Stench Damage: +5
2885	wobbly gravedigger's plastic conservationist hippy	0		Spooky Damage: +10
2886	twirling tumbling plastic 7-foot dwarf of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10
2887	forbidden plastic angry bugbear	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50
2888	tumbling plastic anime smiley of the ox	0		Muscle: +20
2889	plastic apathetic lizardman of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100
2890	Lo Pan's plastic astronomer	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30
2891	pulsating plastic beanbat of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30
2892	plastic blooper of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7
2893	tumbling knitted plastic brainsweeper	0		Cold Resistance: +3
2894	plastic briefcase bat of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100
2895	ghostly mansplainer's plastic demoninja	0		Monster Level: +15
2896	Samson's plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker	0		Experience (Muscle): +5
2897	groovy plastic drunk goat	0		Moxie Percent: +10
2898	wobbly fortified plastic fiendish can of asparagus	0		Damage Absorption: +60
2899	beefy plastic Gnollish crossdresser	0		Muscle: +10
2900	mirror auspicious plastic handsome mariachi	0		Item Drop: +10
2901	olive plastic Knob Goblin bean counter of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3
2902	chilly plastic Knob Goblin harem girl	0		Cold Damage: +5
2903	squat upside-down extremely unsafe plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100
2904	wobbly zippy plastic Knott Yeti	0		Initiative: +20
2905	cyan skewed upside-down censurious plastic lemon-in-the-box	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3
2906	coward's plastic lobsterfrogman	0		Monster Level: -20
2907	green Fonzie's plastic ninja snowman	0		Experience (Moxie): +1
2908	dog trainer's plastic Orcish Frat Boy	0		Experience (familiar): +1
2909	greasy plastic G Imp	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
2910	plastic goth of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25
2911	plastic cubist bull of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50
2912	ruddy plastic scary clown	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40
2913	tumbling Jeselnik's plastic smarmy pirate	0		Sleaze Damage: +25
2914	upside-down frightening plastic spiny skelelton	0		Spooky Damage: +5
2915	wicked plastic Spam Witch	0		Spell Damage: +5
2916	Rosewater's plastic vampire	0		Mysticality Percent: +30
2917	curative plastic taco cat	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
2918	blinking personal trainer's plastic undead elbow macaroni	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10
2919	extremely unsafe plastic warwelf	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100
2920	supercool plastic whitesnake	0		Moxie Percent: +20
2921	mirror plastic XXX pr0n of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3
2922	plastic zmobie of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100
2923	huge squat double-paned plastic Protagonist	0		Cold Resistance: +5
2924	stylish plastic Spunky Princess	0		Moxie: +25
2925	plastic topiary golem of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100
2926	blurry sizzling plastic senile lihc	0		Hot Damage: +10
2927	ribald plastic Iiti Kitty	0		Sleaze Damage: +10
2928	stiffened plastic Gnomester Blomester	0		Damage Reduction: 1
2929	squat miser's plastic Trouser Snake	0		Meat Drop: +10
2930	shaking plastic Axe Wound of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25
2931	banded plastic Hellion	0		Damage Absorption: +100
2932	spinning Newton's plastic Black Knight	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3
2933	plastic pair of tweezers of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25
2934	supercool plastic fruit golem	0		Moxie Percent: +20
2935	blinking banded plastic fluffy bunny	0		Damage Absorption: +100
2936	castagnets	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2937	siesta-ing Casagnova gnome	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2008-10"
2938	jittery Jacob's ladder	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2939	twirling red unemployed hunchbacked minion	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2008-10"
2940	bland immense Surprise Egg	7	decent	
2941	unsweetened Steal This Candy	0		Effect: "Wise Spirit", Effect Duration: 54
2942	colloidal irradiated chocolate filthy lucre	0		Effect: "Flashing Eyes", Effect Duration: 32
2943	flattened Angry Farmer's Wife Candy	0		Effect: "Ten out of Ten", Effect Duration: 41
2945	greasy party hat of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "4xLep, cap 7"
2946	bouncing squat V for Vivala mask of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Item Drop: +5, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Combat Item Damage Percent: 50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Creepy Grin", Last Available: "2007-11"
2947	upside-down The Big Book of Pirate Insults	0		
2948	watered-down perfectly mixed shot of rotgut	2	EPIC	
2949	cold-filtered jar of "Creole Lady" marrrmalade	0		Effect: "Rain Dancin'", Effect Duration: 47
2950	Cap'm Caronch's Map	0		
2951	cyan Orcish Frat House blueprints	0		
2952	steel-toed glowstick of the empath	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2007-11", Raveosity: +1
2953	bouncing charrrm bracelet	0		
2954	wholesome tip jar	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10
2955	stale tiny yam candy	1	decent	
2956	bouncing cocktail napkin	0		
2957	rum barrel charrrm	0		
2958	bland tube of cranberry Go-Goo	3	decent	
2959	spinning Annie Oakley's rum barrel charrrm bracelet	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20
2960	small spoiled single-serving herbal stuffing	2	crappy	
2961	moldy half-sized packet of tofurkey gravy	2	crappy	
2962	decent tofurkey nugget	3	good	
2963	bouncing rigging shampoo	0		
2964	ball polish	0		
2965	squat mizzenmast mop	0		
2966	Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste	0		
2967	deionized flattened huge Swabbie™ swab	0		Effect: "Nutrient-Rich", Effect Duration: 15
2968	double-deionized tarnished twirling Oil of Parrrlay	0		Effect: "Haunted Stomach", Effect Duration: 29
2969	snack-sized tasty creamsicle	2	awesome	
2970	watered-down perfectly mixed cream stout	2	EPIC	
2971	narrow quilted smooth curmudgel	0		Moxie: +15, Damage Absorption: +40
2972	pulsating pulsating grumpy man charrrm	0		
2973	supercharged grumpy man charrrm bracelet	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Single Equip
2974	tarrrnish charrrm	0		
2975	mirror beefcake's tarrrnished charrrm bracelet of incineration	0		Muscle: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
2976	bad triple-distilled bilge wine	7	decent	
2977	witty rapier of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5
2978	clever yohohoyo of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Maximum MP: +20
2979	polymerized mirror spinning fish-liver oil	0		Effect: "Pride of the Vampire", Effect Duration: 35
2980	booty chest charrrm	0		
2981	blurry Temple Grandin's booty chest charrrm bracelet	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Single Equip
2982	cannonball charrrm	0		
2983	cannonball charrrm bracelet	0		Single Equip, Sporadic Thorns: 0.25
2984	upside-down copper ha'penny charrrm	0		
2985	arcane researcher's copper ha'penny charrrm bracelet	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10
2986	tongue charrrm	0		
2987	inspector's smelly tongue charrrm bracelet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Item Drop: +15, Single Equip
2988	bit of clingfilm	0		
2989	bouncing clingfilm trousers of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xPotato, cap 37"
2990	jittery personal trainer's Newton's clingfilm cap	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, cap 37"
2991	maroon upside-down clingfilm slippers of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50, Single Equip
2992	clingfilm tangle	0		
2993	rotten thick tumbling vinegar-soaked lemon slice	5	crappy	
2994	vacuum-sealed quantum true grit	0		Effect: "Nothing Is Impossible", Effect Duration: 25
2995	ghostly careful hardened buoybottoms of the boozehound	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Monster Level: -10, Booze Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xLep, cap 37"
2996	wobbly educational grungy flannel shirt	0		Experience: +1
2997	blurry spinning flame-wreathed grungy bandana of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: 60, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 0.5xPotato, cap 37"
2998	squat fireproof grassy cutlass	0		Hot Resistance: +3
2999	Cap'm Caronch's nasty booty	0		
3000	twirling Cap'm Caronch's dentures	0		
3001	thinker's pegleg	0		Mysticality: +10, Single Equip
3002	lamé pants of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, 1xLep, cap 25"
3003	shaking supercharged enormous hoop earring	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30
3004	huge MacGyver's costume sword of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Maximum MP: +100
3005	narrow ghostly rainbow pearl	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3006	rainbow pearl earring of the brute of courage	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Spooky Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2007-12"
3007	pulsating scandalous fortified rainbow pearl necklace	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Sleaze Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2007-12"
3008	healthy rainbow pearl ring of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: 70, Single Equip, Last Available: "2007-12"
3009	lard-coated Idol of Ak'gyxoth of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
3010	energetic quilted Emblem of Ak'gyxoth	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Maximum MP Percent: +20
3011	sinister altar fragment	0		
3012	skewed shimmering rainbow sand	0		
3013	narrow simple key	0		
3014	blinking ornate key	0		
3015	fuchsia gilded key	0		
3016	blurry bouncing foot locker	0		
3017	ornate chest	0		
3018	gilded chest	0		
3019	wobbly teal all-purpose cleaner	0		
3020	handful of sawdust	0		
3021	stone triangle	0		
3022	pulsating medium stone triangle	0		
3023	bouncing small stone triangle	0		
3024	skewed maroon blinking stone pyramid	0		
3025	practically non-alcoholic lousy corpse on the beach	1	decent	
3026	mediocre corpsetini	3	decent	
3027	boozy mediocre corpsedriver	5	decent	
3028	drinkable watered-down Corpse Island iced tea	2	good	
3029	drinkable practically non-alcoholic red-headed corpse	1	good	
3030	artisanal kamicorpse-ee	3	EPIC	
3031	lousy fancy pulsating corpsel	3	decent	Effect: "Coming Up Roses", Effect Duration: 15
3032	lousy high-proof squat corpsebite	6	decent	
3033	extremely unsafe pirate fledges	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Look like a Pirate
3034	piece of thirteen	0		
3035	moldy blinking pearl onion	3	crappy	
3036	moldy ghostly sea biscuit	3	crappy	
3037	tolerable red bottle of rum	3	good	
3038	fancy perfectly mixed tumbling bottle of black-label rum	3	EPIC	Effect: "X-Ray Vision", Effect Duration: 20
3039	squat cannonball	0		
3040	shaking voodoo skull	0		
3041	joke scroll	0		
3042	maroon Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E.	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
3043	twirling metallic foil bow	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
3044	purple metallic foil radar dish	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Equips On: "Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E.", Last Available: "2011-12"
3045	toothsome nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear	3	awesome	Last Available: "2007-12"
3046	small stale nanite-infested candy cane	2	decent	Last Available: "2020-09"
3047	super-sized normal nanite-infested fruitcake	5	good	Last Available: "2007-12"
3048	special bad nanite-infested eggnog	3	decent	Effect: "In Tuna", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2007-12"
3049	El Vibrato power sphere	0		
3050	electrified eyepatch	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xBarrr"
3051	jittery friendly cutlass	0		Familiar Weight: +3
3052	pulsating rosewater-soaked breeches	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xPotato"
3053	mood ring	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
3054	non-colloidal ghostly candy heart	0		Effect: "Dances with Tweedles", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2007-02"
3055	extra-enhanced nitrogenated huge cymbal syrup	0		Free Pull, Effect: "Toast Tea", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2007-02"
3056	Van der Graaf metallic foil cat ears	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Alters Page Text, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 7", Last Available: "2007-02"
3057	nanofiber cloth	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3058	iGoogly	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3059	yellow theoretical string	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3060	squat synthetic stuffing	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3061	toy hoverpad	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3062	shaking LED block	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3063	gyroscope	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
3064	dog trainer's cyborg doll	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Last Available: "2007-12"
3065	upside-down buckyball	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
3066	jittery blurry toy maglev monorail of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2007-12"
3067	dollhive	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3068	toy deathbot	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3069	laser cannon	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3070	narrow plexifoam chin strap	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3071	silicon-infused gluteal shield	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3072	carbonite visor	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3073	mirror set of Unobtainium straps	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3074	yellow polymorphic fastening apparatus	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3075	tumbling General Assembly Module	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3076	laser targeting chip	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3077	hi-density nylocite leg armor	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3078	kevlateflocite helmet	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3079	jittery Bulky Buddy Box	0		Last Available: "2007-12", Wiki Name: "Bulky Buddy Box (hatchling)"
3080	blurry green teddy borg	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3081	marionette collective of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Last Available: "2007-12"
3082	monomolecular yo-yo	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
3083	gray blob	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3084	strapping borg sock monkey	0		Muscle: +5, Last Available: "2007-12"
3085	blurry perfumed beefy roboduck-on-a-string	0		Muscle: +10, Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2007-12"
3086	mylar scout drone	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3087	pulsating teddy borg sewing kit	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3088	blurry biomechanical crimborg helmet of the detective	0		Item Drop: 25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 37", Last Available: "2007-12"
3089	blinking hale wizardly C.B.F.G.	0		Mysticality: +25, Maximum HP: +20, Last Available: "2007-12"
3090	shaking ribald biomechanical crimborg leg armor of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Sleaze Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1.5xGhuol, cap 37", Last Available: "2007-12"
3091	chilled liquefied vitachoconutriment capsule	0		Effect: "Yes, Can Haz", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2007-12"
3092	mirror studded handmade hobby horse	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Last Available: "2007-12"
3093	razor-sharp ball-in-a-cup	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Last Available: "2007-12"
3094	set of jacks of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Last Available: "2007-12"
3095	snack-sized bland laser-broiled pear	2	decent	Last Available: "2007-12"
3096	therapeutic Fonzie's polyalloy shield	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2007-12"
3097	lime green fish scaler	0		Last Available: "2007-12", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.33
3098	killing feather	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3099	ring	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3100	huge robotronic egg	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3101	blurry rogue swarmer	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3102	sawblade fragment	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3103	unstable laser battery	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3104	upside-down shellacked stylish vibrating cyborg knife	0		Moxie: +25, Damage Reduction: 7, Last Available: "2007-12"
3105	censurious hale immense cyborg hand	0		Maximum HP: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2007-12"
3106	blinking smartaleck's cyborg stompin' boot of the sweet-tooth of the glutton	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Candy Drop: +100, Food Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2007-12"
3107	squat deactivated RoboGoose	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3108	blinking overclocked avian microprocessor	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2007-12"
3109	yellow Miniborg stomper	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3110	maroon squat Miniborg strangler	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3111	fuchsia upside-down Miniborg laser	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3112	huge Miniborg beeper	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3113	tumbling Miniborg hiveminder	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3114	ghostly skewed Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3115	old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3116	Hodgman	0		
3117	cyan Libram of Divine Favors	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12", Skill: "Summon Party Favor"
3118	shaking huge divine noisemaker	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3119	twirling divine can of silly string	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3120	divine blowout	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3121	spinning maroon divine champagne popper	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3122	divine cracker	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3123	blue divine champagne flute	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3124	non-oxidized super-Vulcanized concentrated narrow yellow fruitfilm	0		Effect: "Cold Throat", Effect Duration: 26
3125	double-moist energized piece of after eight	0		Effect: "Gingerbread Robust", Effect Duration: 51
3126	hobo nickel	0		
3127	sandcastle	0		
3128	marshmallow	0		
3129	moldy miniature roasted marshmallow	2	crappy	
3130	disc	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3131	flavorless tin cup of mulligan stew	3	decent	
3132	tumbling toasty smartaleck's flamin' bindle	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Hot Damage: +5
3133	brainy freezin' bindle of chilblains	0		Mysticality: +5, Cold Damage: +25
3134	dance instructor's stinkin' bindle of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10
3135	ghostly weightlifter's bindle of Gandalf	0		Muscle: +15, Spell Critical Percent: +20
3136	blurry MacGyver's strapping sleazy bindle	0		Muscle: +5, Maximum MP: +100
3137	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50
3138	grievous Hodgman's whackin' stick	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50
3139	spinning deadly Hodgman's imaginary hamster of doom	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +50
3140	soft shoes	0		Single Equip
3141	panhandle panhandling hat of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
3142	cup of infinite pencils of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100, Damage Aura: 1
3143	twirling coward's therapeutic Hodgman's disgusting technicolor overcoat	0		Monster Level: -20, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
3144	a torn paper strip	0		
3145	El Vibrato translator	0		
3146	El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)"
3147	El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)"
3148	El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)"
3149	El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)"
3150	El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)"
3151	El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)"
3152	El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)"
3153	El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)"
3154	El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)"
3155	El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)"
3156	shaking El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes)"
3157	El Vibrato drone	0		
3158	sparking El Vibrato drone	0		
3159	super-tarnished warm El Vibrato drone	0		Effect: "Your Favorite Flavor", Effect Duration: 69
3160	magnetized pulsating pulsating maroon humming El Vibrato drone	0		Effect: "Sweet and Yellow", Effect Duration: 45
3161	liquefied warmed El Vibrato drone	0		Effect: "Electrolit Up", Effect Duration: 42
3162	blinking El Vibrato helmet	0		Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato, 1xFairy"
3163	tumbling jittery El Vibrato energy spear	0		
3164	squat El Vibrato leg guards	0		Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xGhuol"
3165	broken El Vibrato drone	0		
3166	repaired El Vibrato drone	0		
3167	narrow augmented El Vibrato drone	0		
3168	liquefied ionized seal eyeball	0		Effect: "20-20 Second Sight", Effect Duration: 16
3169	normal turtle soup	4	good	Effect: "[598]A Little Bit Evil"
3170	blue evil noodles	0		
3171	nauseating reagent	0		
3172	curative evil paper umbrella	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
3173	double-enhanced quadruple-altered blinking evil vihuela	0		Effect: "Benetton's Medley of Diversity", Effect Duration: 60
3174	toothsome evil boring spaghetti	3	awesome	
3175	normal evil noodles	4	good	
3176	spoiled evil noodles	4	crappy	
3177	diet bland evil painful penne pasta	1	decent	
3178	thick toothsome 3vi1 pr0n m4nic0tti	5	awesome	
3179	decent snack-sized cyan evil ravioli della hippy	2	good	
3180	yummy pulsating evil noodles	3	awesome	
3181	quantum evil potion of potency	0		Effect: "Cookie Backup", Effect Duration: 63
3182	dry ionized Vulcanized shaking evil libation of liveliness	0		Effect: "Mer-kindliness", Effect Duration: 48
3183	quantum energized evil tomato juice of powerful power	0		Effect: "Tapped In", Effect Duration: 61
3184	double-unsweetened huge evil eyedrops of the ermine	0		Effect: "Human-Elf Hybrid", Effect Duration: 44
3185	enhanced concentrated huge evil ointment of the occult	0		Effect: "Mint-Condition Breath", Effect Duration: 58
3186	denatured improved denatured blinking pulsating evil serum of sarcasm	0		Effect: "Wallflowering", Effect Duration: 18
3187	boiled boiled evil philter of phorce	0		Effect: "In the Slimelight", Effect Duration: 12
3188	hand-crafted skewed maroon an evil sump'm sump'm	3	EPIC	
3189	smooth evil ducha de oro	4	awesome	
3190	tolerable evil horizontal tango	3	good	
3191	bad skewed evil roll in the hay	3	decent	
3192	pulsating naughty origami kit	0		Last Available: "2008-02"
3193	teal naughty fortune teller	0		Softcore Only, Last Available: "2008-02"
3194	origami "gentlemen's" magazine	0		Softcore Only, Last Available: "2008-02"
3195	naughty paper shuriken	0		Last Available: "2008-02"
3196	zippy origami pasties	0		Initiative: +20, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2008-02"
3197	perfumed fireproof resourceful origami riding crop	0		Maximum MP: +50, Hot Resistance: +3, Stench Resistance: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2008-02"
3198	El Vibrato trapezoid	0		
3199	lump of coal	0		
3200	lump of diamond	0		
3201	tumbling thick padded envelope	0		
3202	fuchsia Sherlock's mansplainer's beefy KoL Con IV Pole	0		Muscle: +10, Monster Level: +15, Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2007-09"
3203	dwarvish magazine	0		
3204	dwarvish war helmet	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 41"
3205	blinking dwarvish war mattock	0		
3206	shaking dwarvish war kilt	0		Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 41"
3207	dwarvish punchcard	0		
3208	bouncing small laminated card	0		
3209	laminated card	0		
3210	notbig laminated card	0		
3211	unlarge laminated card	0		
3212	blinking dwarvish document	0		
3213	tumbling dwarvish paper	0		
3214	dwarvish parchment	0		
3215	overcharged El Vibrato power sphere	0		
3216	Fly-By-Knight Heraldry form	0		Free Pull
3217	El Vibrato Megadrone	0		
3218	ghostly energetic glowstick of terror	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2008-02", Raveosity: +1
3219	sane hatrack	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
3220	hobo code binder	0		Free Pull
3221	gator skin	0		
3222	dangerous gatorskin umbrella of horror	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +25
3223	gray blurry sewer nuggets	0		
3224	sewer wad	0		
3225	mediocre wobbly bottle of sewage schnapps	4	decent	
3226	perfectly mixed bottle of Ooze-O	3	EPIC	
3227	tasty tiny jittery C.H.U.M. chum	1	awesome	
3228	rotten olive narrow unfortunate dumplings	3	crappy	
3229	decaying goldfish liver	0		
3230	boiled double-Vulcanized oil of oiliness	0		Effect: "So You Can Work More...", Effect Duration: 53
3231	rosewater-soaked tattered paper crown	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xSombrero, cap 15"
3232	moldy huge vanilla-frosted king cake	9	crappy	Last Available: "2008-03"
3233	inflatable duck	0		
3234	water wings	0		Wiki Name: "water wings"
3235	noodle	0		
3236	Kissin' Cousins	0		Skill: "Awesome Balls of Fire"
3237	Tales from the Fireside	0		Skill: "Conjure Relaxing Campfire"
3238	Blizzards I Have Died In	0		Skill: "Snowclone"
3239	Maxing, Relaxing	0		Skill: "Maximum Chill"
3240	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	0		Skill: "Eggsplosion"
3241	Travels with Jerry	0		Skill: "Mudbath"
3242	Let Me Be!	0		Skill: "Raise Backup Dancer"
3243	twirling Asleep in the Cemetery	0		Skill: "Creepy Lullaby"
3244	squat Summer Nights	0		Skill: "Grease Lightning"
3245	Sensual Massage for Creeps	0		Skill: "Inappropriate Backrub"
3246	pulsating rosy-cheeked Ol' Scratch's ol' britches of the businessman	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Meat Drop: +50, Class: "Sauceror", Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xPotato"
3247	red blurry thinker's Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat of Flo-Jo	0		Mysticality: +10, Initiative: +100, Class: "Sauceror", Familiar Effect: "hot atk"
3248	foul-smelling wholesome Ol' Scratch's ash can of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Stench Damage: +10, Class: "Sauceror"
3249	twirling wool pink plastic baby	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2008-03"
3250	sausage	0		
3251	Jack Frost's padded Frosty's silk hat	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Class: "Seal Clubber", Familiar Effect: "cold atk"
3252	rock-hard smooth Frosty's carrot	0		Moxie: +15, Damage Reduction: 5, Class: "Seal Clubber", Single Equip
3253	blurry Newton's educational Frosty's nailbat of incineration	0		Experience: +1, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3254	rosy-cheeked beefy Oscus's pelt	0		Muscle: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Class: "Pastamancer", Single Equip
3255	tumbling greasy Annie Oakley's Wand of Oscus of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Class: "Pastamancer"
3256	red double-paned steel-toed Oscus's dumpster waders	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Cold Resistance: +5, Class: "Pastamancer", Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xBarrr"
3257	banded extremely unsafe Zombo's skullcap	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Damage Absorption: +100, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "spooky atk"
3258	lime green horrifying energetic deadly Zombo's shield	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Spooky Damage: +25, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
3259	Zombo's grievous greaves of the detective of the glutton	0		Item Drop: +20, Food Drop: +100, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xBarrr"
3260	purple nasty Da Vinci's Chester's moustache of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Experience (Mysticality): +5, Stench Damage: +5, Class: "Disco Bandit", Single Equip
3261	scandalous hale Chester's bag of candy	0		Maximum HP: +20, Sleaze Damage: +5, Class: "Disco Bandit"
3262	knitted crafty Chester's cutoffs	0		Maximum MP: +10, Cold Resistance: +3, Class: "Disco Bandit", Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1.5xGhuol"
3263	wobbly Sp'n-Zor's Grimoire of "Tasteful" Gifts	0		Last Available: "2008-04", Skill: "Summon Tasteful Items"
3264	pulsating yellow candygram	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3265	pulsating bag of Crotchety Pine saplings	0		
3266	shaking bag of Saccharine Maple saplings	0		
3267	bag of Laughing Willow saplings	0		
3268	chilled quadruple-oxidized flattened blinking handful of Crotchety Pine needles	0		Effect: "All Is Forgiven", Effect Duration: 11
3269	enhanced improved lump of Saccharine Maple sap	0		Effect: "Seriously Mutated", Effect Duration: 53
3270	diffused polarized blue handful of Laughing Willow bark	0		Effect: "Dancing Prowess", Effect Duration: 56
3271	blurry fireproof crotchety pants	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Put Down Roots", Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 2xGhuol, cap 18"
3272	mirror smelly Saccharine Maple pendant	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spray Sap"
3273	wholesome willowy bonnet	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Rouse Sapling", Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 18"
3274	cyan flavored foot massage oil	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3275	wobbly dart	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3276	black-and-blue light	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3277	Loudmouth Larry Lamprey	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3278	green scorching studded belt	0		Hot Damage: +25, Last Available: "2008-04"
3279	skewed personal massager	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3280	personalized coffee mug	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2008-04"
3281	plasma ball	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3282	stick-on eyebrow piercing of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2008-04"
3283	spoiled massive tumbling olive salad	8	crappy	
3284	yellow brawny C.H.U.M. lantern of mayonnaise	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
3285	blurry toasty C.H.U.M. knife	0		Hot Damage: +5
3286	wizardly Frosty's snowball sack	0		Mysticality: +25
3287	jittery quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3288	shimmering tendrils	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3289	scintillating powder	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3290	abandoned candy	0		
3291	secret tropical island volcano lair map	0		
3292	red adorable seal larva	0		
3293	untamable turtle	0		
3294	macaroni duck	0		
3295	blinking tumbling friendly cheez blob	0		
3296	unusual disco ball	0		
3297	red stray chihuahua	0		
3298	pretty pink bow	0		
3299	smiley-face sticker	0		
3300	farfalle bow tie	0		
3301	mirror jalapeño slices	0		
3302	twirling ghostly stick-on mini solar panels	0		
3303	sombrero	0		Sombrero Bonus: +10
3304	Argarggagarg's fang	0		
3305	Safari Jack's moustache	0		
3306	blinking Yakisoba's hat	0		
3307	Heimandatz's heart	0		
3308	Jocko Homo's head	0		
3309	The Mariachi's guitar case	0		
3310	censurious sealskin drum	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3311	yellow ruddy washboard shield	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
3312	nasty spaghetti-box banjo	0		Stench Damage: +5, Class: "Pastamancer"
3313	rosy-cheeked marinara jug	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Class: "Sauceror"
3314	frosty makeshift castanets	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Class: "Disco Bandit"
3315	shaking olive left-handed melodica of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Class: "Accordion Thief"
3316	dehydrated purple epic wad	1	decent	Effect: "Hyphemariffic", Effect Duration: 10
3317	reassuring bottlecap	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Single Equip
3318	smooth corncob pipe	0		Moxie: +15, Single Equip
3319	Mr. Joe's bangles of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Single Equip
3320	supercool frayed rope belt	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Single Equip
3321	packet of mayfly bait	0		Last Available: "2008-05"
3322	green healthy mayfly bait necklace of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Summon Mayfly Swarm", Last Available: "2008-05"
3323	Ol' Scratch's salad fork	0		
3324	Frosty's frosty mug	0		
3325	triple-distilled acceptable jar of fermented pickle juice	9	good	
3326	vaporized voodoo snuff	1	good	Effect: "Eyes of the Dragon", Effect Duration: 15
3327	normal extra-greasy slider	4	good	
3328	Annie Oakley's hardy crumpled felt fedora	0		Maximum HP: +50, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "0.75xVolley, 0.75xLep"
3329	jittery chaotic Samson's battered top-hat	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "0.5xVolley, 0.75xFairy"
3330	studded smartaleck's shapeless wide-brimmed hat	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Damage Absorption: +80, Familiar Effect: "0.75xLep, 0.75xFairy"
3331	red foul-smelling savvy mostly rat-hide leggings	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Stench Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xPotato"
3332	hobo dungarees of vim and vigor of the businessman	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Meat Drop: +50, Familiar Effect: "0.5xVolley, 1xPotato"
3333	tumbling narrow olive Sherlock's scorching patched suit-pants	0		Hot Damage: +25, Item Drop: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 0.5xFairy"
3334	narrow jittery wobbly hobo stogie	0		Single Equip
3335	fuchsia rope with some soap on it	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Single Equip
3336	dead guy's piece of double-sided tape	0		
3337	dead guy's memento of the dark arts of temperance	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Nonstackable Watch
3338	spoiled miniature banquet	2	crappy	
3339	sharpened hubcap	0		
3340	skewed very caltrop	0		
3341	The Six-Pack of Pain	0		
3342	hobo monkey	0		
3343	bindle	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3344	tumbling wobbly bed of coals	0		
3345	spinning blurry air mattress	0		
3346	fuchsia filth-encrusted futon	0		
3347	shaking comfy coffin	0		
3348	mattress	0		
3349	ghostly dinged-up triangle	0		
3350	bad mirror Ralph IX cognac	3	decent	
3351	squat llama lama cria	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2008-06"
3352	narrow zen motorcycle	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3353	galvanized polymerized extra-chilled lime green blinking llama lama gong	0		Effect: "License to Punch", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2008-06"
3354	stale banana-frosted king cake	3	decent	Last Available: "2008-08"
3355	brainy brown plastic baby	0		Mysticality: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2008-08"
3356	blinking plump juicy grub	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3357	huge shimmering moth	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3358	delectable fire ant	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3359	scrumptious ice ant	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3360	stinkbug	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3361	yummy death watch beetle	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3362	tasty louse	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3363	special toothsome twirling mole molé	3	awesome	Effect: "Eldritch Concentration", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2008-06"
3364	fancy mediocre triple-distilled twirling Morlock's Mark Bourbon	9	decent	Effect: "Abyssal Blood", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2008-06"
3365	vacuum-sealed Climate Colada	0		Effect: "Rad-ish", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2008-06"
3366	altered cyan digital underground potion	0		Effect: "Ghost Finger", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2008-06"
3367	interesting-looking twig	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3368	vaporized glimmering roc feather	1	decent	Effect: "Human-Humanoid Hybrid", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2008-06"
3369	twisted squat jittery glimmering phoenix feather	1		Effect: "Speed of the Internet", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2008-06"
3370	dried purple jittery glimmering penguin feather	1		Last Available: "2008-06"
3371	dried mirror glimmering buzzard feather	1		Last Available: "2008-06"
3372	modified glimmering raven feather	1		Effect: "Elvish", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2008-06"
3373	powdered wobbly glimmering great tit feather	1		Last Available: "2008-06"
3374	ghostly house of twigs and spit	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3375	blinking The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder	0		Skill: "The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder"
3376	wobbly Benetton's Medley of Diversity	0		Skill: "Benetton's Medley of Diversity"
3377	Elron's Explosive Etude	0		Skill: "Elron's Explosive Etude"
3378	blurry Chorale of Companionship	0		Skill: "Chorale of Companionship"
3379	green Prelude of Precision	0		Skill: "Prelude of Precision"
3380	Usain Bolt's Sherlock's Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork	0		Item Drop: +25, Initiative: +80
3381	sizzling Ol' Scratch's stove door	0		Hot Damage: +10, Thorns: 1
3382	wool healthy smartaleck's Ol' Scratch's manacles	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Cold Resistance: +1, Single Equip
3383	censurious Oprah's Chester's sunglasses of extreme caution	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Monster Level: -25, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Single Equip
3384	skewed chaotic MacGyver's Chester's muscle shirt	0		Maximum MP: +100, Spell Critical Percent: +10
3385	gravedigger's Chester's Aquarius medallion of the businessman	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +50, Single Equip
3386	pulsating Zombo's shoulder blade of extreme caution of the empath	0		Monster Level: -25, Familiar Weight: +5
3387	pulsating experienced Zombo's skull ring of horror	0		Experience: +2, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
3388	Zombo's empty eye	0		
3389	upside-down tumbling maroon Tesla Frosty's arm of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
3390	Staff of the Deepest Freeze of vim and vigor of the empath of the glutton	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Familiar Weight: +5, Food Drop: +100
3391	Frosty's iceball	0		
3392	strapping Oscus's garbage can lid	0		Muscle: +5, Thorns: 1
3393	Oscus's neverending soda	0		
3394	auspicious thinker's Oscus's flypaper pants	0		Mysticality: +10, Item Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xPotato"
3395	lime green lightning-fast steel-toed Hodgman's porkpie hat	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Initiative: +40, Familiar Effect: "atk, 0.5xVolley, 0.5xFairy"
3396	narrow blinking stiffened supercool Hodgman's lobsterskin pants	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Damage Reduction: 1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato"
3397	quilted Hodgman's bow tie of Leguizamo	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Monster Level: +20, Single Equip
3398	mediocre Hodgman's blanket	3	decent	
3399	acceptable shaking jar of squeeze	4	good	
3400	normal small purple spinning bowl of fishysoisse	2	good	
3401	modified ghostly deadly lampshade	0		Effect: "Strong Spirit", Effect Duration: 15
3402	non-pressed corrupted teal concentrated garbage juice	0		Effect: "Frostbeard", Effect Duration: 39
3403	lewd playing card	0		
3404	experienced Rosewater's smooth deck of lewd playing cards	0		Moxie: +15, Mysticality Percent: +30, Experience: +2
3405	teal savvy Hodgman's sock	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Single Equip
3406	clever Hodgman's varcolac paw	0		Maximum MP: +20
3407	olive Jeselnik's Hodgman's almanac	0		Sleaze Damage: +25
3408	zippy Hodgman's harmonica	0		Initiative: +20
3409	shaking ribald Hodgman's garbage sticker	0		Sleaze Damage: +10
3410	padded Hodgman's detector	0		Damage Absorption: +20
3411	flame-retardant Hodgman's cane	0		Hot Resistance: +1
3412	Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times	0		Skill: "Natural Born Scrabbler"
3413	huge Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics	0		Skill: "Thrift and Grift"
3414	Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin	0		Skill: "Abs of Tin"
3415	Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top	0		Skill: "Marginally Insane"
3416	hobo fortress blueprints	0		
3421	box of fireworks	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire off a Roman Candle", Last Available: "2008-07", Item Drop (sporadic): +12.5
3422	vacuum-sealed boiled upside-down sterno-flavored Hob-O	0		Effect: "Eyes of the Dragon", Effect Duration: 55
3423	galvanized modified blurry gray frostbite-flavored Hob-O	0		Effect: "Turkey-Agitated", Effect Duration: 22
3424	alkaline aerosolized vacuum-sealed fry-oil-flavored Hob-O	0		Effect: "Fungal Fortification", Effect Duration: 61
3425	deionized nitrogenated olive garbage-juice-flavored Hob-O	0		Effect: "The Power of Negative Thinking", Effect Duration: 14
3426	cold-filtered diffused strawberry-flavored Hob-O	0		Effect: "Spiro Gyro", Effect Duration: 22
3427	roll of Hob-Os	0		
3428	activated altered Everlasting Deckswabber	0		Effect: "Healthy, Elfy, and Wise", Effect Duration: 35
3430	bindle of joy	0		
3431	cotton candy cocoon	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2008-08"
3432	purple tumbling cotton candy cordial	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2008-08"
3433	spice melange	0		
3434	wobbly rattling cigar box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
3435	shaking nasty sizzling stirring stick	0		Hot Damage: +10, Stench Damage: +5
3436	Tesla groovy Staff of the Teapot Tempest of Leguizamo	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Monster Level: +20, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
3437	crafty padded boxer's Staff of the Black Kettle	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Damage Absorption: +20, Maximum MP: +10
3438	tumbling mansplainer's stiffened Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron of the blizzard	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Monster Level: +15, Cold Spell Damage: +25
3439	cyan Rainbow's Gravity	0		Skill: "Rainbow Gravitation", Last Available: "2008-07"
3440	pickled twirling prismatic wad	1	decent	Last Available: "2008-07"
3441	resourceful club of the five seasons	0		Maximum MP: +50, Last Available: "2008-07"
3442	Jim Carey's rainbow crossbow	0		Monster Level: +25, Last Available: "2008-07"
3443	squat kitten	0		
3444	greedy webbed comic mask	0		Meat Drop: +20, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 2"
3445	gray blurry Junior Adventurer's kit	0		
3446	maroon groovy prism necklace	0		Single Equip, Sporadic Thorns: 2.5
3447	upside-down rock-hard six-rainbow shield of incineration	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2008-07"
3448	rainbow bomb	0		Last Available: "2008-07"
3449	yellow cotton candy cone	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3450	huge cotton candy pinch	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3451	yellow cotton candy smidgen	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3452	upside-down cotton candy skoshe	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3453	cotton candy plug	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3454	blue cotton candy pillow	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3455	cotton candy bale	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3456	avaricious trusty torch	0		Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2011-12"
3457	Da Vinci's Junior Adventurer's merit badge	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Single Equip
3458	tarnished magnetized tumbling STYX deodorant body spray	0		Effect: "Blessing of the Creepy Pasta", Effect Duration: 14
3459	triple-distilled drinkable white-label gin	7	good	
3460	enchanted stale mirror blinking tin rations	3	decent	Effect: "Robocamo", Effect Duration: 40
3461	haiku challenge map	0		
3462	terrible poem	0		
3463	special drinkable watered-down bottle of sake	2	good	Effect: "Is This Your Card?", Effect Duration: 30
3464	huge lime green personal trainer's round pebble	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10
3465	super-sized toothsome Bash-Ōs cereal	5	awesome	Wiki Name: "Bash-Os cereal"
3466	banded haiku katana of the empath of chilblains	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Familiar Weight: +5, Cold Damage: +25, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spring Raindrop Attack", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Summer Siesta", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Falling Leaf Whirlwind", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Winter's Bite Technique", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "The 17 Cuts", Last Available: "2008-09"
3467	bargain flash powder	0		
3468	plastic baby of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2008-12"
3469	flavorless massive blueberry-frosted king cake	10	decent	Last Available: "2008-12"
3470	bitty bathysphere	0		Familiar Weight: -20, Underwater Familiar, Familiar Effect: "adventure underwater"
3471	damp boot	0		
3472	Tesla baleful smooth Seasonal Beret	0		Moxie: +15, Spell Damage: +25, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 25"
3473	Bash-Ōs boxtop	0		Wiki Name: "Bash-Os boxtop"
3474	irradiated dry improved shaking teal cranberry cordial	0		Effect: "Danish Cunning", Effect Duration: 15
3475	extra-Vulcanized colloidal blackberry polite	0		Effect: "Stimulated Body", Effect Duration: 43
3476	oxidized plum lozenge	0		Effect: "The Solution", Effect Duration: 35
3477	pickled ionized pear lozenge	0		Effect: "Sweetened and Fattened", Effect Duration: 50
3478	double-modified galvanized twirling peach lozenge	0		Effect: "Space Cowboy", Effect Duration: 48
3479	balloon shield	0		Thorns: 1
3480	spot	0		
3481	uniclops egg	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2009-10"
3482	green passed-out psychedelic bear	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2009-10"
3483	upside-down psychedelic bubble wand	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3484	eye 'n' horn shampoo	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3485	extra-flattened non-liquefied tumbling glittery mascara	0		Effect: "In Vino Vires", Effect Duration: 31
3486	tumbling blinking dull fish scale	0		
3487	narrow rough fish scale	0		
3488	shaking pristine fish scale	0		
3489	spoiled miniature yellow beefy fish meat	2	crappy	Effect: "Fishy", Effect Duration: 5
3490	moldy glistening fish meat	3	crappy	Effect: "Fishy", Effect Duration: 5
3491	super-sized fancy adequate slick fish meat	5	good	Effect: "Fishy", Effect Duration: 5
3492	thinker's fish scimitar of James Dean	0		Mysticality: +10, Experience (Moxie): +3
3493	nasty healthy fish stick	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Stench Damage: +5
3494	gravedigger's educational fish bazooka	0		Experience: +1, Spooky Damage: +10
3495	quantum moist sea salt crystal	0		Effect: "Empathy", Effect Duration: 29
3496	liquefied ionized twirling bazookafish bubble gum	0		Effect: "Smoky Third Eye", Effect Duration: 49
3497	hand-crafted bottle of Pete's Sake	3	EPIC	
3498	invisible bag	0		Familiar Effect: "8xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2011-12"
3499	witch hat	0		Familiar Effect: "8xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2011-12"
3500	beholed bedsheet	0		Familiar Effect: "8xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2011-12"
3501	decent green canapés	3	good	
3502	boiled thermos of brew	1	awesome	Last Available: "2011-12"
3503	hand-crafted glass of brandy	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-12"
3504	blurry French slippers	0		
3505	nasty LWA ring	0		Stench Damage: +5
3506	squat LARP membership card	0		Last Available: "2008-10"
3507	jittery Scratch 'n' Sniff Sticker Tome	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2008-11", Skill: "Summon Stickers"
3508	Herculean scratch 'n' sniff sword	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Breakable, Last Available: "2008-11"
3509	red scratch 'n' sniff unicorn sticker	0		Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2008-11"
3510	scratch 'n' sniff apple sticker	0		Experience: +2, Last Available: "2008-11"
3511	scratch 'n' sniff UPC sticker	0		Meat Drop: +25, Last Available: "2008-11"
3512	olive scratch 'n' sniff wrestler sticker	0		All Attributes Percent: +10, Last Available: "2008-11"
3513	scratch 'n' sniff dragon sticker	0		Spooky Damage: +3, Stench Damage: +3, Hot Damage: +3, Cold Damage: +3, Sleaze Damage: +3, Last Available: "2008-11"
3514	scratch 'n' sniff rock band sticker	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Spell Damage: +20, Last Available: "2008-11"
3515	mirror ganger bandana of wisdom of the boozehound	0		Mysticality: +15, Booze Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk"
3516	eel skin	0		
3517	purple tumbling smartaleck's eelskin hat	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "atk", Thorns: [env(underwater)]
3518	eelskin pants of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, MP regen", Thorns: [env(underwater)]
3519	eelskin shield of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Thorns: [env(underwater)]
3520	blue shark tooth	0		
3521	asbestos-lined therapeutic shark tooth necklace	0		Hot Resistance: +5, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip
3522	crafty shark jumper of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Maximum MP: +10
3523	extra-liquefied activated shark cartilage	0		Effect: "Sweet Taste", Effect Duration: 68
3524	polymerized tarnished flattened eel battery	0		Effect: "Chari Tea", Effect Duration: 11
3525	oxidized temporary teardrop tattoo	0		Effect: "Flame-Retardant Trousers", Effect Duration: 30
3526	sizzling scratch 'n' sniff crossbow	0		Hot Damage: +10, Breakable, Last Available: "2008-11"
3527	mutant rattlesnake egg	0		
3528	mutant fire ant egg	0		
3529	mutant cactus bud	0		
3530	cyan mutant gila monster egg	0		
3531	rattlesnake enrager	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3532	huge ant antidepressant	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3533	cactus monocle	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3534	upside-down Jawmaster 2000™	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3535	green plans for depleted Grimacite hammer	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite hammer"
3536	plans for depleted Grimacite gravy boat	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite gravy boat"
3537	plans for depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt"
3538	squat cyan plans for depleted Grimacite grappling hook	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite grappling hook"
3539	plans for depleted Grimacite ninja mask	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite ninja mask"
3540	plans for depleted Grimacite shinguards	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite shinguards"
3541	plans for depleted Grimacite astrolabe	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite astrolabe"
3542	cool depleted Grimacite hammer	0		Moxie: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
3543	tumbling clever therapeutic depleted Grimacite gravy boat	0		Maximum MP: +20, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2011-12"
3544	red upside-down narrow flame-wreathed depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt of the overflowing toilet	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-12"
3545	up-at-dawn smartaleck's depleted Grimacite grappling hook	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Adventures: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-12"
3546	cyan lightning-fast censurious depleted Grimacite ninja mask	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Initiative: +40, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2011-12"
3547	tumbling depleted Grimacite shinguards of the ox of the early riser	0		Muscle: +20, Adventures: +7, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xBarrr, cap 25", Last Available: "2011-12"
3548	mirror flame-wreathed depleted Grimacite astrolabe of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-12"
3549	KoL Con Cinco Piñata Bat of mayonnaise of the detective	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Item Drop: +20, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2008-09"
3550	shaking Jack Frost's propeller beanie	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 7"
3551	bouncing rosy-cheeked groovy straw hat of the early riser	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Adventures: +7, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy"
3552	censurious horrifying razor-sharp octopus's spade	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Spooky Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +3
3553	spinning soggy seed packet	0		
3554	blurry glob of slime	0		
3555	stale sea carrot	4	decent	
3556	diet adequate sea cucumber	1	good	
3557	normal sea avocado	3	good	
3558	bland sea lychee	3	decent	
3559	stale sea tangelo	3	decent	
3560	adequate small wobbly sea honeydew	2	good	
3561	quadruple-frozen pressurized potion of puissance	0		Effect: "Void Between the Stars", Effect Duration: 42
3562	flattened electrified triple-unsweetened wobbly pressurized potion of perspicacity	0		Effect: "It's Soporiffic!", Effect Duration: 59
3563	ionized enhanced pressurized potion of pulchritude	0		Effect: "I See Everything Thrice!", Effect Duration: 46
3564	mediocre berry-infused sake	4	decent	
3565	aged green citrus-infused sake	4	awesome	
3566	bad practically non-alcoholic ghostly melon-infused sake	1	decent	
3567	slab of sponge	0		
3568	supercharged Samson's sponge helmet of Leguizamo	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Monster Level: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy"
3569	lime green Lo Pan's spongy shield of Gandalf of the detective	0		Spell Critical Percent: 50, Item Drop: +20
3570	dog trainer's banded square sponge pants	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Experience (familiar): +1, Item Drop: +5, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xPotato"
3571	mirror yellow flytrap pellet	0		
3572	baby cuddlefish	0		
3573	six-armed sweater	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3574	upside-down slimy chest	0		
3575	sand dollar	0		
3576	flytrap bezoar	0		
3577	bezoar ring	0		
3578	tumbling candy cornucopia	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
3579	ballet slippers	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2008-12"
3580	jittery wriggling flytrap pellet	0		
3581	sushi-rolling mat	0		
3582	normal rice	3	good	
3584	normal green irradiated candy cane	3	good	Last Available: "2008-12"
3585	yummy gingerbread mutant bugbear	4	awesome	Last Available: "2008-12"
3586	acceptable narrow oozenog	4	good	Last Available: "2008-12"
3587	electrified sugar plum	0		Effect: "Stick Emporium Membership", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2008-12"
3588	frozen concentrated sugar banana	0		Effect: "Fungal Flambé", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2008-12"
3589	pressed skewed sugar lime	0		Effect: "Dreadful Smell", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2008-12"
3590	deionized anodized sugar cherry	0		Effect: "Fitter, Happier", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2008-12"
3591	brawny Mer-kin hookspear of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Muscle Percent: +20, Drops Meat
3592	Mer-kin takebag	0		Item Drop: +5
3593	Mer-kin thingpouch	0		
3594	Mer-kin killscroll	0		
3595	warmed flattened spinning Mer-kin fastjuice	0		Effect: "So Fresh and So Clean", Effect Duration: 24
3596	shaking imitation crab crate	0		
3597	imitation crab meat	0		
3598	pulsating imitation crab zoea	0		
3599	squat family-friendly chilly moist sailor's cap of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Cold Damage: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "stench atk"
3600	scandalous grievous speargun	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Sleaze Damage: +5
3601	reassuring compass	0		Spooky Resistance: +1
3602	broken diving helmet	0		
3603	ghostly porthole	0		
3604	blurry ghostly rivet	0		
3605	bubblin' stone	0		
3606	avaricious frightening diving helmet of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Spooky Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +30, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato"
3607	savvy weightlifter's aerated diving helmet of the glutton	0		Muscle: +15, Mysticality Percent: +20, Food Drop: +100, Adventure Underwater, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato"
3608	live nautical mine	0		
3609	huge das boot	0		Familiar Weight: -10, Underwater Familiar, Familiar Effect: "adventure underwater"
3610	jittery imitation whetstone	0		
3611	polymerized sea grease	0		Effect: "Boletus Swoletus", Effect Duration: 63
3612	sturdy Crimbo crate	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3613	battered Crimbo Crate	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3614	teal twitching claw	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3615	rigid carapace	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3616	narrow pulsing flesh	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3617	polarized unstable DNA	0		Effect: "Fortunate Resolve", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2008-12"
3618	The Spirit of Crimbo	0		Free Pull, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Recite 'The Spirit of Crimbo'", Last Available: "2008-12"
3619	wriggling tentacle	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3620	mass of wriggling tentacles	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3621	blurry pair of twitching claws	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3622	gnashing teeth	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3623	chitinous pod	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3624	dance instructor's parasitic claw	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Last Available: "2008-12"
3625	Tesla parasitic tentacles	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 5xBarrr, cap 7", Last Available: "2008-12"
3626	extremely unsafe parasitic headgnawer	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 7", Last Available: "2008-12", Thorns: 1
3627	parasitic strangleworm of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Last Available: "2008-12"
3628	bouncing pair of ragged claws	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3629	burrowgrub hive	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3630	narrow blurry skewed Crimbo crate	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3631	moist nitrogenated Gummi-DNA	0		Effect: "Spirit of Alph", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2020-09"
3632	radioactive chew toy	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2008-12"
3633	elven socks of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2008-12"
3634	stanky brawny elven gloves	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2008-12"
3635	mirror baleful razor-sharp festive holiday hat	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 7", Last Available: "2008-12"
3636	asbestos-lined strapping patent shoes	0		Muscle: +5, Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2008-12"
3637	reassuring fortified gray bow tie	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Spooky Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2008-12"
3638	horrifying experienced penguin thesaurus	0		Experience: +2, Spooky Damage: +25, Last Available: "2008-12"
3639	enchanted bland blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	4	decent	Effect: "Amorphous Cheer", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-06"
3640	ghostly seaweed	0		
3641	narrow jamfish jam	0		
3642	dragonfish caviar	0		
3643	upside-down blinking pufferfish spine	0		
3644	wool depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2007-06"
3645	bad canteen of wine	4	decent	Last Available: "2008-12"
3646	delicious bite-sized elven <i>limbos</i> gingerbread	1	awesome	Last Available: "2008-12"
3647	spinning elven whittling knife	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3648	bouncing magic dragonfish fry	0		
3649	map to Madness Reef	0		
3650	miniature stale squat toast with jam	2	decent	Last Available: "2008-12"
3651	antlers	0		Familiar Weight: +4, Last Available: "2008-12"
3652	tolerable enchanted elven moonshine	3	good	Effect: "Polar Express", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2008-12"
3653	adequate enchanted immense knuckle sandwich	6	good	Effect: "Top Dog", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2008-12", Wiki Name: "knuckle sandwich"
3654	healthy psycho sweater of temperance	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2008-12"
3655	fin-bit wax	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3656	blurry squat slick plastic Mob Penguin	0		Moxie: +10, Last Available: "2008-12"
3657	strapping plastic mutant elf	0		Muscle: +5, Last Available: "2008-12"
3658	flame-wreathed plastic fat stack of cash	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2008-12"
3659	upside-down arcane researcher's plastic strand of DNA	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Last Available: "2008-12"
3660	blue chaotic plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Last Available: "2008-12"
3661	twirling mirror container of Putty	0		Last Available: "2009-01"
3662	Putty mitre of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1.5xLep, 1.5xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2009-01"
3663	greasy stiffened Putty leotard	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2009-01"
3664	nippy Putty ball	0		Cold Damage: +10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2009-01"
3665	Putty sheet	0		Last Available: "2009-01"
3666	gravedigger's boxer's Putty snake of extreme caution	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Monster Level: -25, Spooky Damage: +10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2009-01"
3667	bouncing Putty monster	0		Last Available: "2009-01"
3668	thinker's glow-in-the-dark wristwatch of the dark arts	0		Mysticality: +10, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-01", Nonstackable Watch
3669	olive glow-in-the-dark dart gun of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2009-01"
3670	flame-retardant glow-in-the-dark burrowgrub	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2009-01"
3671	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
3672	jumbo stale can of franks 'n' beans	5	decent	Last Available: "2010-12"
3673	perfectly mixed wobbly bottle of peppermint schnapps	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2010-12"
3674	throbbing rage gland	0		Skill: "Vent Rage Gland"
3675	Mer-kin pressureglobe	0		
3676	Mer-kin foodbucket	0		
3677	beefy diving muff	0		Muscle: +10, Single Equip
3678	lousy salinated mint julep	3	decent	
3679	mirror ink bladder	0		
3680	twirling esca	0		
3681	bubbling tempura batter	0		
3682	blue globe of Deep Sauce	0		
3683	red map to the Marinara Trench	0		
3684	normal enchanted small blinking tempura carrot	2	good	Effect: "Omphalotus Omnipresence", Effect Duration: 5
3685	rotten half-sized ghostly tumbling tempura cucumber	2	crappy	
3686	bland upside-down fuchsia tempura avocado	3	decent	
3687	moldy sea broccoli	3	crappy	
3688	stale purple sea cauliflower	3	decent	
3689	flavorless enchanted tempura broccoli	4	decent	Effect: "Heart of Green", Effect Duration: 35
3690	snack-sized stale skewed tempura cauliflower	2	decent	
3691	moldy tiny maroon sea blueberry	1	crappy	
3692	rotten half-sized sea persimmon	2	crappy	
3693	anodized yellow pressurized potion of perception	0		Effect: "Flashing Eyes", Effect Duration: 39
3694	corrupted corrupted pressurized potion of proficiency	0		Effect: "Provocative Perkiness", Effect Duration: 39
3695	shaking greedy Mer-kin digpick	0		Meat Drop: +20
3696	anemone nematocyst	0		
3697	high-pressure seltzer bottle	0		
3698	velcro ore	0		
3699	teflon ore	0		
3700	spinning vinyl ore	0		
3701	ghostly bouncing map to Anemone Mine	0		
3702	marine aquamarine	0		
3703	valve wheel	0		
3704	waterlogged bootstraps	0		
3705	upside-down skewed crafty deadly velcro broadsword of horror	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Maximum MP: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +25
3706	jittery bouncing toasty velcro paddle ball of wisdom of the dark arts	0		Mysticality: +15, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Hot Damage: +5
3707	lard-coated velcro shield of the brute of bravery	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +5
3708	fireproof frightening velcro boots of the sweet-tooth	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Hot Resistance: +3, Candy Drop: +100, Single Equip
3709	ruddy banded non-stick pugil stick	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Maximum HP Percent: +40
3710	wobbly hale strapping teflon spatula of the storm	0		Muscle: +5, Maximum HP: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +40
3711	jittery zippy sizzling dangerous teflon shield	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Hot Damage: +10, Initiative: +20
3712	spinning fuchsia greedy teflon swim fins of the storm of the scaredy-cat	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Monster Level: -15, Meat Drop: +20, Single Equip
3713	prompt toasty 7-inch discus	0		Hot Damage: +5, Adventures: +3
3714	blurry clever PVC staff of wisdom of the early riser	0		Mysticality: +15, Maximum MP: +20, Adventures: +7
3715	flame-retardant razor-sharp vinyl shield of terror	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +1
3716	teal Temple Grandin's vinyl boots of wisdom of the cheetah	0		Mysticality: +15, Familiar Weight: +7, Initiative: +60, Single Equip
3717	mirror decaying oar	0		
3718	gray fishhook	0		
3719	lantern	0		
3720	decaying pole	0		
3721	decaying paddle	0		
3722	tarnished ring	0		
3723	tarnished rod	0		
3724	shaking brittle plastic handle	0		
3725	foggy glass globe	0		
3726	possessed tomato	0		
3727	Nardz energy beverage	0		
3728	pile of coins	0		
3729	hand grenegg	0		
3730	caret	0		
3731	Usain Bolt's glass gnoll eye	0		Initiative: +80
3732	alkaline concentrated cigar butt	0		Effect: "Cold, Dead Hands", Effect Duration: 19
3733	jittery resourceful manly bloomers of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Maximum MP: +50, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, 1xGhuol, cap 13"
3734	Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	0		
3735	bouncing fat wallet	0		
3736	lion tamer's baleful handwarmer	0		Spell Damage: +25, Experience (familiar): +2, Single Equip
3737	padded lighter of vim and vigor	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +50
3738	flavorless bite-sized shaking packet of beer nuts	1	decent	
3739	Boozehounds Anonymous token	0		
3740	handful of bees	0		
3741	ghostly spectral jelly	0		
3742	polymerized jellyfish gel	0		Effect: "Eau de Tortue", Effect Duration: 25
3743	blinking unstable quark	0		
3744	software glitch	0		
3745	twirling fumble formula	0		Recipe: "concoction of clumsiness"
3746	vampire pearl	0		
3747	mother's secret recipe	0		Recipe: "white chocolate chip brownies"
3749	pickled concoction of clumsiness	0		Effect: "Holiday Bliss", Effect Duration: 48
3750	vampire pearl earring of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Single Equip
3751	moldy half-sized upside-down chocolate chip brownies	2	crappy	
3753	Libram of Love Songs	0		Last Available: "2009-02", Skill: "Summon Love Song"
3754	polarized upside-down love song of vague ambiguity	0		Effect: "Neuroplastici Tea", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2009-02"
3755	adjusted unsweetened love song of smoldering passion	0		Effect: "Holiday Bliss", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2009-02"
3756	diffused concentrated lime green wobbly love song of icy revenge	0		Effect: "Motion", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2009-02"
3757	extra-oxidized love song of sugary cuteness	0		Effect: "substats.enh", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2009-02"
3758	moist super-enhanced love song of disturbing obsession	0		Effect: "Human-Horror Hybrid", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2009-02"
3759	colloidal non-chilled shaking love song of naughty innuendo	0		Effect: "Well Owl Be!", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2009-02"
3760	vacuum-sealed improved breath mint	0		Effect: "Object Detection", Effect Duration: 57
3761	vampire pearl ring of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100, Single Equip
3762	huge rosewater-soaked vampire pearl necklace	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Single Equip
3763	acceptable practically non-alcoholic ghostly slug of vodka	1	good	
3764	hand-crafted blinking slug of rum	4	EPIC	
3765	hand-crafted slug of shochu	3	EPIC	
3766	tolerable weak twirling screwdiver	2	good	
3767	watered-down artisanal dew yoana lei	2	EPIC	
3768	triple-distilled tolerable lychee chuhai	7	good	
3769	drinkable salacious screwdiver	3	good	
3770	weak aged dew yoana salacious lei	2	awesome	
3771	bad high-proof teal salacious lychee chuhai	10	decent	
3772	bad high-proof enchanted narrow Alewife&trade; Ale	9	decent	Effect: "Rampage!", Effect Duration: 25
3773	teal seaode	0		
3774	ghostly map to the Dive Bar	0		
3775	Mer-kin pinkslip	0		
3776	huge inspector's thinker's pink pinkslip slip	0		Mysticality: +10, Item Drop: +15, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr"
3777	manspreader's Lo Pan's sea salt scrubs	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Monster Level: +10
3778	hardened amber aviator shades of Calamity Jane of doom	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
3779	super-corrupted hair of the fish	0		Effect: "Waxing", Effect Duration: 24
3780	toasty nurse's hat of temperance of the cheetah	0		Hot Damage: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Initiative: +60, Familiar Effect: "atk"
3781	blank prescription sheet	0		
3782	dehydrated bottle of melodramamine	1		Effect: "Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration", Effect Duration: 35
3783	twisted blurry squat bottle of extra-strength melodramamine	1		
3784	blue bouncing paranormal ricotta	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3785	smoking talon	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3786	spinning vampire glitter	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3787	shaking gray wine-soaked bone chips	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3788	huge skewed crumbling rat skull	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3789	twitching trigger finger	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3799	Apathargic Bandersnatch	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
3800	aquaviolet jub-jub bird	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Familiar Effect: "mys stats"
3801	spinning crimsilion jub-jub bird	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Equips On: "Frumious Bandersnatch", Familiar Effect: "mus stats"
3802	shaking charpuce jub-jub bird	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Equips On: "Frumious Bandersnatch", Familiar Effect: "mox stats"
3803	tumbling asbestos-lined mansplainer's rock-hard Mer-kin roundshield	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Monster Level: +15, Hot Resistance: +5
3804	shaking pulsating forbidden Mer-kin breastplate of the storm	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Maximum MP Percent: +40
3805	jittery pulsating perfumed forbidden Mer-kin sneakmask	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Stench Resistance: +5, Combat Rate (Underwater): -5, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy"
3806	Mer-kin prayerbeads	0		
3807	nitrogenated maroon Mer-kin hidepaint	0		Effect: "Feet of Grapefruit", Effect Duration: 69
3808	Mer-kin trailmap	0		
3809	blurry Mer-kin healscroll	0		
3810	ghostly Mer-kin lockkey	0		
3811	Mer-kin stashbox	0		
3812	low-calorie adequate chocolate-frosted king cake	1	good	Last Available: "2009-06"
3813	Annie Oakley's plastic baby	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-06"
3815	midget clownfish	0		
3816	half-height unicycle	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3817	small flavorless narrow teal sea radish	2	decent	
3818	spinning zippy greasy rosy-cheeked halibut	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Initiative: +20
3819	eel sauce	0		
3820	sinister water-polo mitt	0		Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
3821	adjusted tarnished olive squat syringe	0		Effect: "Springy Fusilli", Effect Duration: 34
3822	wand	0		Familiar Effect: "fishy spells", Sporadic Damage Aura: [0.2475*env(underwater)]
3823	improved upside-down wad of cotton	0		Effect: "Employee of the Month", Effect Duration: 23
3824	narrow Grandma's Note	0		
3825	mirror Grandma's Fuchsia Yarn	0		
3826	Grandma's Chartreuse Yarn	0		
3827	plastic oyster egg	0		
3828	squat skewed Grandma's Map	0		
3829	decent jittery tempura radish	3	good	
3830	weightlifter's water-polo cap	0		Muscle: +15, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr"
3831	bad fortified tumbling Typical Tavern swill	5	decent	
3832	fancy artisanal squat tropical swill	3	EPIC	Effect: "Bandersnatched", Effect Duration: 50
3833	special drinkable fruity girl swill	4	good	Effect: "You Liver", Effect Duration: 30
3834	enchanted watered-down artisanal blended swill	2	EPIC	Effect: "The Power of LOV", Effect Duration: 50
3835	gray costume wardrobe	0		Softcore Only
3836	olive frosty baleful sage beefy Elvish sunglasses	0		Muscle: +10, Mysticality Percent: +10, Spell Damage: +25, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play an Accordion Solo", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play a Guitar Solo", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play a Drum Solo", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play a Flute Solo", Last Available: "2009-04"
3837	huge anniversary safety glass vest of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3
3838	shaking pulsating weightlifter's anniversary burlap belt	0		Muscle: +15
3839	skewed anniversary balsa wood socks of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100
3840	anniversary latex mask	0		Familiar Weight: +1
3841	wizardly anniversary pewter cape	0		Mysticality: +25
3842	out-of-tune biwa of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20
3843	Sinatra's dented harmonica	0		Experience (Moxie): +5
3844	wholesome smooth magic whistle	0		Moxie: +15, Maximum HP Percent: +10
3845	twirling curative plastic blowgun	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
3846	green jittery bouncing greedy lion tamer's jungle drum of the detective	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Item Drop: +20, Meat Drop: +20
3847	Oprah's hippy bongo	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50
3848	sage knob bugle	0		Mysticality Percent: +10
3849	ghostly miser's beefy 4-dimensional guitar	0		Muscle: +10, Meat Drop: +10
3850	narrow blurry stylish boxing glove	0		Moxie: +25
3851	greedy sharpshooter's padded boxing glove on a spring	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Meat Drop: +20
3852	wool strapping half-sized guitar	0		Muscle: +5, Cold Resistance: +1
3853	lard-coated bass drum of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
3854	huge prompt pixel boomerang	0		Adventures: +3
3855	narrow scorching nippy world's smallest violin of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Cold Damage: +10, Hot Damage: +25
3856	mirror flame-retardant quilted Newton's ocarina of space	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Damage Absorption: +40, Hot Resistance: +1
3857	bouncing stiffened a butt tuba	0		Damage Reduction: 1
3858	forbidden bone flute	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50
3859	deadly infernal fife	0		Weapon Damage: +5
3860	dangerous charming flute	0		Weapon Damage: +10
3861	leaf of grass	0		
3862	skewed horrifying savvy grass whistle	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Spooky Damage: +25
3863	energetic Fonzie's plastic guitar	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Maximum MP Percent: +20
3864	Newton's finger cymbals	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3
3865	family-friendly kettle drum of the businessman	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Meat Drop: +50
3866	blurry smelly Jack Frost's double-barreled sling	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Stench Spell Damage: +10
3867	pulsating medical-grade boxer's magilaser blastercannon	0		Muscle Percent: +10, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
3868	spinning wicked deadly hanky&#363;	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Spell Damage: +5, Wiki Name: "frigid hankyu"
3869	Jack Frost's personal trainer's ultimate ultimate frisbee	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Cold Spell Damage: +50
3870	stolen office supplies	0		
3871	pulsating reassuring Herculean office-supply crossbow	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Spooky Resistance: +1
3872	double-paned pocket theremin	0		Cold Resistance: +5
3873	blinking clever vibrating rave whistle	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Maximum MP: +20, Raveosity: +1
3874	hellseal hide	0		
3875	shredded hellseal hide	0		
3876	hellseal brain	0		
3877	burst hellseal brain	0		
3878	hellseal sinew	0		
3879	torn hellseal sinew	0		
3880	hellseal disguise	0		
3881	squat double-paned fouet de tortue-dressage of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Cold Resistance: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Apprivoisez la tortue"
3882	encoded cult documents	0		
3883	cult memo	0		
3884	decoded cult documents	0		Skill: "Bind Spaghetti Elemental"
3885	extra-colloidal denatured vial of slime	0		Effect: "Ancestral Disapproval", Effect Duration: 25
3886	altered twirling green vial of slime	0		Effect: "Sparkly!", Effect Duration: 66
3887	double-oxidized wet dry blinking vial of slime	0		Effect: "Puddingskin", Effect Duration: 50
3888	dry activated polarized vial of slime	0		Effect: "Gunky Dory", Effect Duration: 65
3889	dry concentrated shaking vial of slime	0		Effect: "Spirit of Alph", Effect Duration: 65
3890	dry fuchsia vial of violet slime	0		Effect: "Fury of the Bells", Effect Duration: 54
3891	super-wet wet nitrogenated lime green vial of vermilion slime	0		Effect: "Cold Jellied", Effect Duration: 29
3892	non-adjusted double-modified aerosolized vial of amber slime	0		Effect: "Blessing of Squirtlcthulli", Effect Duration: 46
3893	adjusted chilled vial of chartreuse slime	0		Effect: "On the Shoulders of Giants", Effect Duration: 60
3894	frozen activated wobbly vial of teal slime	0		Effect: "There Wolf", Effect Duration: 36
3895	adjusted skewed vial of indigo slime	0		Effect: "Witch Breaded", Effect Duration: 17
3896	boiled blinking vial of slime	0		Effect: "Spooky Weapon", Effect Duration: 40
3897	quadruple-polarized vial of brown slime	0		Effect: "The Dinsey Spirit", Effect Duration: 58
3898	bottle of G&uuml;-Gone	0		
3901	seal-blubber candle	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3902	shaking figurine of a wretched-looking seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3903	figurine of a baby seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3904	figurine of an armored seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3905	figurine of an seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3906	figurine of a sleek seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3907	spinning figurine of a shadowy seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3908	figurine of a stinking seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3909	pulsating figurine of a charred seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3910	pulsating pulsating figurine of a seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3911	figurine of a slippery seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3912	wobbly imbued seal-blubber candle	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3913	spirit-forward acceptable maroon blended swill with a fly in it	5	good	
3914	turtle wax	0		
3915	knitted turtle wax shield	0		Cold Resistance: +3
3916	cyan wobbly pulsating thinker's turtle wax helmet	0		Mysticality: +10, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato, 0.5xFairy, cap 10"
3917	green beefy turtle wax greaves	0		Muscle: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xBarrr, cap 10"
3918	twirling ribald meat shield	0		Sleaze Damage: +10
3919	turtlemail bits	0		
3920	ghostly blinking tumbling electrified supercharged turtlemail coif	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 20"
3921	ghostly brainy turtlemail breeches of Leguizamo	0		Mysticality: +5, Monster Level: +20, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, 1.5xFairy, cap 20"
3922	red rosewater-soaked fireproof turtlemail hauberk	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Stench Resistance: +3
3923	twirling hedgeturtle	0		
3924	purple wicked spiky turtle helmet of the detective	0		Spell Damage: +5, Item Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 32"
3925	jittery spinning weightlifter's spiky turtle shoulderpads	0		Muscle: +15, Single Equip, Thorns: 2
3926	zippy strapping spiky turtle shield	0		Muscle: +5, Initiative: +20
3927	jittery turtling rod	0		Class: "Turtle Tamer"
3928	syncopated turtle	0		
3929	blurry grinning turtle	0		
3930	polarized tainted seal's blood	0		Effect: "Boon of the War Snapper", Effect Duration: 12
3931	fireproof careful severed flipper	0		Monster Level: -10, Hot Resistance: +3, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3932	jittery ingot of seal-iron	0		
3933	aromatic sharpshooter's bad-ass club	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Stench Resistance: +1, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3934	sealbone	0		
3935	super-dry pressed bouncing blurry hyperinflated seal lung	0		Effect: "Pygmy Drinking Buddy", Effect Duration: 25
3936	double-irradiated scrap of shadow	0		Effect: "New and Improved", Effect Duration: 16
3937	ionized polymerized huge fustulent seal grulch	0		Effect: "Feeling No Pain", Effect Duration: 67
3938	cyan mirror avaricious club of corruption	0		Meat Drop: +30, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3939	sinister corrupt club of corruption	0		Spell Damage: +10, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3940	ghostly knitted corrupt club of corrupt corruption	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3941	bouncing ghostly razor-sharp smartaleck's evil-ass club of James Dean	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Experience (Moxie): +3, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3942	pulsating Van der Graaf savvy nasty-ass club of chilblains	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Cold Damage: +25, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3943	wobbly baleful beefcake's infernal toilet brush	0		Muscle: +25, Spell Damage: +25, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3944	lightning-fast shadowy seal eye of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100, Initiative: +40, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3945	careful oyster egg balloon	0		Monster Level: -10
3946	Clan VIP Lounge invitation	0		Free Pull
3947	bouncing Clan VIP Lounge key	0		Free Pull
3948	jittery Meat	0		
3949	treasure chest	0		
3950	key	0		
3951	Baron von Ratsworth	0		
3952	monocle	0		
3953	mink	0		
3954	teddy butler	0		
3955	martini	0		
3956	crazy bastard sword	0		
3957	tin of caviar	0		
3958	scorching bejeweled cufflinks	0		Hot Damage: +25, Single Equip
3959	garish pinky ring of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25
3960	zippy designer sunglasses	0		Initiative: +20, Single Equip
3961	forbidden opera glasses of the early riser	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Adventures: +7
3962	designer handbag	0		
3963	Clan pool table	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2009-05"
3964	cell phone	0		Familiar Weight: +10
3965	deionized shaking cube of billiard chalk	0		Effect: "Empathy", Effect Duration: 29
3966	banded hot-ass club of the pedagogue of vim and vigor	0		Experience: +3, Damage Absorption: +100, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3967	toasty Lo Pan's frigid-ass club of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Hot Damage: +5, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3968	cyan chilly Jim Carey's creepy-ass club of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Monster Level: +25, Cold Damage: +5, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3969	cold-filtered lime green pulsating sizzling seal fat	0		Effect: "No Worries", Effect Duration: 45
3970	pulsating scorching Socratic Abyssal ember	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Hot Damage: +25, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3971	colloidal yellow tumbling frost-rimed seal hide	0		Effect: "Grrrrrrreat!", Effect Duration: 41
3972	aromatic brawny seal spine	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Stench Resistance: +1, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3973	corrupted maroon seal lube	0		Effect: "Boon of the Storm Tortoise", Effect Duration: 12
3974	twirling frightening chilly mannequin leg	0		Cold Damage: +5, Spooky Damage: +5, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3975	wholesome padded tortoise of the empath	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Familiar Weight: +5
3976	avaricious educational tortoboggan	0		Experience: +1, Meat Drop: +30, Single Equip
3977	painted turtle	0		
3978	sizzling Socratic painted shield	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Hot Damage: +10
3979	sleeping wereturtle	0		
3980	spinning shell	0		
3981	twirling torquoise	0		
3982	blurry green horrifying brainy torquoise ring	0		Mysticality: +5, Spooky Damage: +25, Single Equip
3983	dueling turtle	0		
3984	sizzling dueling banjo of the sewer	0		Hot Damage: +10, Stench Damage: +25
3985	wobbly soup turtle	0		
3986	samurai turtle	0		
3987	tumbling frosty quilted samurai turtle helmet	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato, cap 6"
3988	yellow turtle shell	0		
3989	turtle shell powder	0		
3990	bouncing turtle shell helmet of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cap 8"
3991	slime-soaked hypophysis	0		Skill: "Slimy Sinews"
3992	slime-soaked brain	0		Skill: "Slimy Synapses"
3993	jittery slime-soaked sweat gland	0		Skill: "Slimy Shoulders"
3994	security blankie	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3995	bouncing gray bundle of chamoix	0		
3996	blurry boxcar turtle	0		
3997	dolphin whistle	0		
3998	huge metrognome	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3999	lime green infant sandworm	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4000	huge string of dingle balls	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
4001	compressed bouncing teal pulsating agua de vida	1	good	Effect: "You Know What's Up", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2009-06"
4002	jittery manspreader's tortoboggan shield of the early riser	0		Monster Level: +10, Adventures: +7
4003	huge bottle of moontan lotion	0		
4004	squat stanky soup-chucks	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25
4005	non-warmed fuchsia mirror ballast turtle	0		Effect: "Grrrrrrreat!", Effect Duration: 29
4006	memory of some amino acids	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4007	memory of a C	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4008	memory of an A	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4009	red memory of a G	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4010	squat memory of a T	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4011	skewed memory of a CA base pair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4012	memory of a CG base pair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4013	mirror memory of a CT base pair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4014	huge memory of an AG base pair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4015	memory of an AT base pair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4016	memory of a GT base pair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4017	squirming Slime larva	0		
4018	razor-sharp greaves	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, cap 37"
4019	maroon undissolvable contact lenses	0		
4020	pulsating therapeutic piece of rebar of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
4021	blurry inspector's thinker's shovel	0		Mysticality: +10, Item Drop: 20
4022	chilly Newton's necklace of Gandalf	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Cold Damage: +5
4023	narrow tumbling prompt wholesome speargun of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Adventures: +3
4024	steel-toed compass of the storm	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Maximum MP Percent: +40
4025	lion tamer's MacGyver's Da Vinci's helmet	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Maximum MP: +100, Experience (familiar): +2, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy"
4026	nippy clever wizardly lantern	0		Mysticality: +25, Maximum MP: +20, Cold Damage: +10
4027	blue chaotic hardy greaves of terror	0		Maximum HP: +50, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 0.5xBarrr"
4028	lion tamer's sage stylish club	0		Moxie: +25, Mysticality Percent: +10, Experience (familiar): +2
4029	memory of a grappling hook	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4030	memory of a small stone block	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4031	memory of a stone block	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4032	purple memory of half a stone circle	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4033	yellow memory of a stone half-circle	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4034	memory of an iron key	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4035	memory of a crystal	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4036	pulsating bouncing caustic slime nodule	0		
4037	snack-sized flavorless slimy sweetbreads	2	decent	
4038	weak aged upside-down slimy fermented bile bladder	2	awesome	
4039	mixed slimy alveolus	1		
4040	blurry memory of a cultist's robe	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-06"
4041	spinning Temple Grandin's Newton's pig-iron helm	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Familiar Weight: +7, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 22", Last Available: "2009-06"
4042	cyan sharpshooter's sinister pig-iron shinguards	0		Spell Damage: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, 1.5xFairy, cap 22", Last Available: "2009-06"
4043	twirling reassuring knitted pig-iron bracers	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Spooky Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-06"
4044	wumpus hair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4045	pulsating wumpus-hair bolo	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4046	wumpus-hair net	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4047	wobbly vibrating wumpus-hair whip	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2009-06"
4048	stiffened savvy wumpus-hair wig of the storm	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Damage Reduction: 1, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol, cap 25", Last Available: "2009-06"
4049	double-paned Lo Pan's sharpshooter's wumpus-hair loincloth	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Cold Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 5", Last Available: "2009-06"
4050	jittery twirling wumpus-hair sweater of Tarzan of Calamity Jane	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Last Available: "2009-06"
4051	mirror clever ring of teleportation	0		Maximum MP: +20, Single Equip
4052	enchanted bouncing glass of baboon milk	1	awesome	Effect: "You Can Taste the Darkness", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2009-06"
4053	banana milkshake	1	decent	Last Available: "2009-06"
4054	perfectly mixed enchanted blinking White Hyborian	4	EPIC	Effect: "Appeteyes", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2009-06"
4055	wicked goblin hunting spear	0		Spell Damage: +5, Last Available: "2009-06"
4056	mansplainer's hardened goblin autoblowgun	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Monster Level: +15, Last Available: "2009-06"
4057	shaking beefcake's tribal beads	0		Muscle: +25, Last Available: "2009-06"
4058	asbestos-lined brawny stone fist	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2009-06"
4059	stone head of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Last Available: "2009-06"
4060	Indigo Party Invitation	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4061	Violet Hunt Invitation	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4062	Blue Milk Club Card	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4063	Mecha Mayhem Club Card	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4064	shaking 'Smuggler Shot First' Button	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4065	Spacefleet Communicator Badge	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4066	Ruby Rod	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4067	essence of heat	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4068	spinning essence of kink	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4069	essence of	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4070	essence of stench	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4071	essence of fright	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4072	essence of	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4073	Supreme Being Glossary	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4074	multi-pass	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4075	Tesla villainous scythe of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Slime Hates It: +2
4076	dance instructor's baneful bandolier of the blizzard	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Slime Hates It: +1
4077	quilted padded diabolical crossbow	0		Damage Absorption: 60, Slime Hates It: +1
4078	upside-down double-paned slick malevolent medallion	0		Moxie: +10, Cold Resistance: +5, Slime Hates It: +1, Single Equip
4079	coward's shellacked corrosive cowl	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Monster Level: -20, Slime Hates It: +1, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato, 0.5xFairy"
4080	ghostly vibrating Newton's grisly shield	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Slime Hates It: +1
4081	corroded breeches of the wise owl of the glutton	0		Mysticality: +20, Food Drop: +100, Slime Hates It: +1, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xPotato"
4082	Lo Pan's beefcake's pernicious cudgel	0		Muscle: +25, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Slime Hates It: +1
4083	thick rotten fancy green cupcake-in-a-cup	5	crappy	Effect: "Ghost Finger", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2009-06"
4084	pool of liquid	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4085	enchanted spoiled protein paste	4	crappy	Effect: "Action", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2009-06"
4086	rosewater-soaked cyber-mattock of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2009-06"
4087	facehugging alien	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4088	X-37 gun	0		Breakable, Last Available: "2009-06"
4089	tarnished neurostim pill	0		Effect: "Serendipi Tea", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2009-06"
4090	altered liquefied physiostim pill	0		Effect: "Human-Pirate Hybrid", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2009-06"
4091	slimy cyst	0		
4092	red small slimy cyst	0		
4093	huge medium slimy cyst	0		
4094	slimy cyst	0		
4095	narrow dog trainer's peawee marble	0		Experience (familiar): +1
4096	reassuring brown crock marble	0		Spooky Resistance: +1
4097	yellow MacGyver's China marble	0		Maximum MP: +100
4098	chaotic lemonade marble	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10
4099	veiny bumblebee marble	0		Maximum HP: +10
4100	maroon horrifying jet bennie marble	0		Spooky Damage: +25
4101	beige clambroth marble of the bloodbag of Leguizamo	0		Maximum HP: +100, Monster Level: +20
4102	steely marble of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20
4103	skewed frightening dog trainer's Herculean beach ball marble	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Experience (familiar): +1, Spooky Damage: +5
4104	rosewater-soaked catseye marble	0		Stench Resistance: +3
4105	sizzling bumboozer marble	0		Hot Damage: +10
4106	chamoisole of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15
4107	pickled triple-polarized bitter pill	0		Effect: "Educated (Kinda)", Effect Duration: 47
4108	clever studded monstrous monocle	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Maximum MP: +20, Last Available: "2009-06", Synergetic
4109	Newton's thinker's musty moccasins	0		Mysticality: +10, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Last Available: "2009-06", Synergetic
4110	Herculean molten medallion of horror	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2009-06", Synergetic
4111	Usain Bolt's studded brazen bracelet	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2009-06", Synergetic
4112	lard-coated fortified bitter bowtie	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2009-06", Synergetic
4113	wizardly bewitching boots	0		Mysticality: +25, Last Available: "2009-06", Synergetic
4114	secret from the future	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4115	moist sack	0		
4116	rosewater-soaked therapeutic personal trainer's rickety unicycle	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Stench Resistance: +3, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip
4117	ghostly Tesla Herculean crusty hula hoop of the dark arts	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Spell Damage Percent: +100, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip
4118	censurious occult extremely unsafe Coily&trade;	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +3
4119	wobbly blinking thinker's school flying disc of the dark arts of the brazier	0		Mysticality: +10, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Hot Spell Damage: +25
4120	zippy family-friendly supercharged lawn dart	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Initiative: +20
4121	spinning wobbly greedy wagon of the wise owl of horror	0		Mysticality: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +20
4122	blue wad of slimy rags	0		
4123	bouncing avaricious fortified crown-shaped beanie of bravery	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Spooky Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +30, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xGhuol"
4124	sinister hopping socks of vim and vigor of the bloodbag	0		Spell Damage: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Maximum HP: +100, Single Equip
4125	boxer's smooth slick poodle skirt	0		Moxie: 25, Muscle Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy"
4126	rosewater-soaked greasy letterman's jacket of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +3
4127	dog trainer's MacGyver's forbidden hardened slime hat	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Maximum MP: +100, Experience (familiar): +1, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy"
4128	mirror zippy sizzling hardened slime pants of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Hot Damage: +10, Initiative: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato"
4129	sharpshooter's sinister dance instructor's hardened slime belt	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Spell Damage: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Single Equip
4130	empty agua de vida bottle	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4131	modified shaking boot plant	1	good	Effect: "Egg-stra Arm", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2009-06"
4132	acceptable sham champagne	4	good	Last Available: "2009-06"
4133	unsweetened polymerized wobbly tempura air	0		Effect: "Brother Corsican's Blessing", Effect Duration: 47
4134	concentrated anodized jittery pressurized potion of pneumaticity	0		Effect: "Vitamin-Maxed", Effect Duration: 21
4135	moveable feast	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2009-11", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.35
4136	shaking knitted nippy Samson's Bag o' Tricks of Gandalf	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Cold Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +3, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Open the Bag o' Tricks", Last Available: "2009-07"
4137	pulsating slime stack	0		
4138	a rumpled paper strip	0		
4139	tumbling a creased paper strip	0		
4140	a folded paper strip	0		
4141	a crinkled paper strip	0		
4142	squat a crumpled paper strip	0		
4143	a ragged paper strip	0		
4144	a ripped paper strip	0		
4145	funny paper hat of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 2"
4146	alkaline green bouncing sand	0		Effect: "Towering Strength", Effect Duration: 37
4147	wobbly charged magnet of dire peril of the overflowing toilet	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2009-09"
4148	stone sphere	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2009-09"
4149	quadroculars	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2009-09"
4150	blinking lint	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4151	double-polymerized dubious peppermint	0		Effect: "Make Meat FA$T!", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2020-09"
4152	Vulcanized altered Elvish delight	0		Effect: "Stuck That Way", Effect Duration: 12
4153	spinning rockfish stomach	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4154	pulsating live lobster	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4155	spinning twirling wok lobster	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4156	pebbles	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4157	gravel	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4158	rock	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4159	lime green rock lobster	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4160	smooth pebblebr&auml;u	4	awesome	Last Available: "2009-09"
4161	bland olive rocky road ice cream	3	decent	Last Available: "2009-09"
4162	extra-strength rubber bands	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4163	corrupted children of the candy corn	0		Effect: "Spooky Hands", Effect Duration: 15
4164	diffused boiled purple Good 'n' Slimy	0		Effect: "Smoking like a Bandit", Effect Duration: 47
4165	flame-wreathed chaotic Staff of the Soupbone of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: 30, Hot Spell Damage: +10
4166	Voluminous Radio Pants of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "2xGhoul, cap 37"
4167	huge Jack Frost's Voluminous Radio Hat	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhoul, cap 37"
4168	blue brainy Voluminous Radio Sneakers	0		Mysticality: +5, Single Equip
4169	4-d camera	0		
4170	shaking 4-d camera	0		
4171	pulsating crystallized memory	0		
4172	rock helmet of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Familiar Effect: "1xGhuol, cap 25"
4173	jittery chilly rock pants	0		Cold Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1.5xBarrr, 1xGhuol, cap 25"
4174	rosewater-soaked rock necklace	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Single Equip
4175	spinning spaghetti cult robe	0		
4176	sugar sheet	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4177	Tome of Sugar Shummoning	0		Free Pull, Skill: "Summon Sugar Sheets"
4178	cyan boxer's sugar shotgun	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Breakable, Last Available: "2009-09"
4179	lion tamer's sugar shillelagh	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Breakable, Last Available: "2009-09"
4180	sinister sugar shank	0		Spell Damage: +10, Breakable, Last Available: "2009-09"
4181	spinning therapeutic sugar chapeau of chilblains of the blizzard	0		Cold Damage: +25, Cold Spell Damage: +25, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Breakable, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xVolley, 2xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2009-09"
4182	twirling stylish sugar shorts	0		Moxie: +25, Breakable, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 1xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2009-09"
4183	sugar shield	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Breakable, Last Available: "2009-09"
4184	slime convention swag bag	0		
4185	slime convention flyers	0		
4186	slime convention coupons	0		
4187	spinning slime convention pin of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25
4188	slime convention t-shirt	0		
4189	inverse geode	0		
4190	control crystal	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4191	bouncing supercharged sugar shirt	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Breakable, Last Available: "2009-09"
4192	pulsating yellow sugar shard	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4193	Sherlock's rave visor	0		Item Drop: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1.5xPotato, cap 37", Raveosity: +2
4194	ribald baggy rave pants	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 37", Raveosity: +2
4195	olive lard-coated pacifier necklace	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Raveosity: +2
4196	sea cowbell	0		
4197	sea	0		
4198	sea lasso	0		
4199	nippy baleful extremely unsafe sea cowboy hat	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Spell Damage: +25, Cold Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xLep"
4200	grouper fangirl	0		
4201	green gill rings	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4202	urchin roe	0		
4203	spinning pet anemone	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4204	Mer-kin cheatsheet	0		
4205	teal Mer-kin wordquiz	0		
4206	hardened brand new key of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Damage Reduction: 3
4207	blue blurry prompt dorsal fin	0		Adventures: +3
4208	bouncing skate skates	0		
4209	squat skate skin	0		
4210	roller skate decoy	0		
4211	mermaid's purse	0		
4212	underwater slingshot	0		
4213	blurry foul-smelling chaotic skate blade	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Stench Damage: +10
4214	spangly unitard	0		
4215	ribald sinister collapsible baton	0		Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Damage: +10
4216	mirror groupie lipstick	0		
4217	skewed tumbling groupie bra	0		
4218	improved huge groupie spangles	0		Effect: "Took Eleven", Effect Duration: 58
4219	dog trainer's skate board of the blizzard	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Cold Spell Damage: +25
4220	S.A.V.E. flyer	0		
4221	personal trainer's yield shield	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Last Available: "2009-09"
4222	huge map to the Skate Park	0		
4223	squamous polyp	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4224	mirror unspeakable lozenges	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2009-10"
4225	blurry roller skate doll	0		
4226	tumbling upside-down inspector's Star of Bravery	0		Item Drop: +15, Single Equip
4227	hungover chauvinist pig	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2010-10"
4228	blurry perfectly ordinary frog	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2010-10"
4229	amphibious tophat	0		Equips On: "Dancing Frog", Familiar Effect: "adventure underwater"
4230	shaking blurry bottle of Cochon Noir	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4231	ice skate decoy	0		
4232	fuchsia ice skate doll	0		
4233	hacienda key	0		
4234	pat&eacute; knife of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5
4235	salt-shaker	0		
4236	can of sterno	0		
4237	mirror blue extremely unsafe cheese-slicer	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100
4238	spoiled beef jerky	3	crappy	
4239	up-at-dawn pipe wrench	0		Adventures: +5
4240	polarized galvanized gray gun cleaning kit	0		Effect: "Vanity Rage", Effect Duration: 63
4241	teal squat baleful sleep mask	0		Spell Damage: +25, Blind, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 37"
4242	crafty sock garters	0		Maximum MP: +10, Single Equip
4243	dry improved blinking mariachi toothpaste	0		Effect: "Yeah, It's Just Gasoline", Effect Duration: 67
4244	thinker's leather-bound tome	0		Mysticality: +10
4245	pulsating bookmark	0		
4246	flame-retardant ivory cue ball	0		Hot Resistance: +1
4247	watered-down artisanal blurry decanter of fine Scotch	2	super ultra mega EPIC	
4248	modified mirror expensive cigar	1		
4249	tophat	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4250	fisherman's sack	0		
4251	fish-oil smoke bomb	0		
4252	double-alkaline blinking vial of squid ink	0		Effect: "Memento Moir&eacute;", Effect Duration: 27
4253	enhanced vacuum-sealed potion of speed	0		Effect: "Blackberry Politeness", Effect Duration: 60
4254	ghostly lime green bark	0		Last Available: "2009-10"
4255	Wolfman Nardz	0		Last Available: "2009-10"
4256	quadruple-nitrogenated Vulcanized tarnished sap	0		Effect: "So Fresh and So Clean", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2009-10"
4257	petrified wood	0		Last Available: "2009-10"
4258	flavorless chocolate-covered scarab beetle	3	decent	Last Available: "2009-10"
4259	strong aged mulled cider	5	awesome	Last Available: "2009-10"
4260	wolfman mask	0		Familiar Effect: "8xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2009-10"
4261	jittery pumpkinhead mask	0		Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2009-10"
4262	mummy costume	0		Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2009-10"
4263	jittery Ax of L'rose	0		Last Available: "2009-10"
4264	squat wicked bark boxers	0		Spell Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xVolley, cap 10", Last Available: "2009-10"
4265	wobbly mirror bark beret of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, 2.5xLep, cap 10", Last Available: "2009-10"
4266	hardened bark bracelet	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Single Equip
4267	wicked Krakrox's Loincloth of the sewer	0		Spell Damage: +5, Stench Damage: +25, Class: "Seal Clubber", Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 2xPotato, cap 31"
4268	up-at-dawn Usain Bolt's Galapagosian Cuisses	0		Initiative: +80, Adventures: +5, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, MP regen, cap 31"
4269	huge greasy Angelhair Culottes of the detective	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Item Drop: +20, Class: "Pastamancer", Familiar Effect: "1.5xPotato, 2xGhoul, cap 31"
4270	ribald resourceful Newman's Own Trousers	0		Maximum MP: +50, Sleaze Damage: +10, Class: "Sauceror", Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xPotato, cap 31"
4271	blinking razor-sharp Volartta's bellbottoms of the sewer	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Stench Damage: +25, Class: "Disco Bandit", Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1.5xFairy, cap 31"
4272	chilly lion tamer's Lederhosen of the Night	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Cold Damage: +5, Class: "Accordion Thief", Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xGhuol, cap 31"
4273	modified ionized twirling ribbon candy	0		Effect: "Human-Insect Hybrid", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2020-09"
4274	Underworld acorn	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2009-10"
4275	Underworld trunk	0		Last Available: "2009-10"
4276	Jim Carey's studded dangerous Underworld truncheon	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Damage Absorption: +80, Monster Level: +25, Last Available: "2009-10"
4277	chilly dance instructor's slick Staff of the Woodfire	0		Moxie: +10, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Cold Damage: +5, Last Available: "2009-10"
4278	wholesome sinister Underworld flail of Flo-Jo	0		Spell Damage: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2009-10"
4279	Mer-kin cancerstick	0		
4280	bouncing wobbly Mer-kin sawdust	0		
4281	spinning yellow scorching Mer-kin bunwig of the detective	0		Hot Damage: +25, Item Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley"
4282	wobbly greedy double-paned crappy Mer-kin mask of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Cold Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +20, Adventure Underwater, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xBarrr"
4283	hale crappy Mer-kin tailpiece of bravery	0		Maximum HP: +20, Spooky Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy"
4284	Usain Bolt's cool strapping Mer-kin gladiator mask	0		Muscle: +5, Moxie: +5, Initiative: +80, Adventure Underwater, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr"
4285	yellow aromatic toasty veiny Mer-kin scholar mask	0		Maximum HP: +10, Hot Damage: +5, Stench Resistance: +1, Adventure Underwater, Familiar Effect: "cold atk"
4286	double-paned crafty curative Mer-kin gladiator tailpiece	0		Maximum MP: +10, Cold Resistance: +5, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy"
4287	savvy wizardly Mer-kin scholar tailpiece of the cougar	0		Mysticality: +25, Moxie: +20, Mysticality Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "1.5xBarrr, 1xFairy"
4288	wobbly yellow MacGyver's baleful beefy Mer-kin headguard	0		Muscle: +10, Spell Damage: +25, Maximum MP: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk"
4289	teal clever Mer-kin waistrope	0		Maximum MP: +20
4290	gray tumbling reassuring wholesome Mer-kin facecowl of the cheetah	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Spooky Resistance: +1, Initiative: +60
4291	Sherlock's Mer-kin thighguard	0		Item Drop: +25
4292	bouncing teal Jack Frost's personal trainer's Mer-kin dodgeball of the boozehound	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Booze Drop: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ball Bust", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ball Sweat", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ball Sack"
4293	scandalous manspreader's Oprah's Mer-kin dragnet	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Monster Level: +10, Sleaze Damage: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Net Gain", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Net Loss", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Net Neutrality"
4294	Mer-kin switchblade of the brute of the overflowing toilet of Flo-Jo	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Initiative: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blade Sling", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blade Roller", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blade Runner"
4295	crystal orb of spirit wrangling	0		
4296	mirror depleted uranium seal figurine	0		
4297	cyan boxer's brainy Ass-Stompers of Violence of the dark arts	0		Mysticality: +5, Muscle Percent: +10, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Stomp Ass"
4298	rosewater-soaked frosty beefcake's Brand of Violence	0		Muscle: +25, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Brand"
4299	stylish Novelty Belt Buckle of Violence of incineration of terror	0		Moxie: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
4300	huge hardy wholesome Lens of Violence of the storm	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Maximum HP: +50, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Violent Gaze", Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr"
4301	twirling coward's hale shellacked Pigsticker of Violence	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Maximum HP: +20, Monster Level: -20
4302	squat weightlifter's Jodhpurs of Violence of the storm of mayonnaise	0		Muscle: +15, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Mosh", Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato"
4303	spinning manspreader's Cold Stone of Hatred of the wise owl of Leguizamo	0		Mysticality: +20, Monster Level: 30, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Chilling Grip"
4304	flame-retardant dog trainer's Girdle of Hatred of incineration	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Hot Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Tighten Girdle"
4305	supercool sage stylish Staff of Simmering Hatred	0		Moxie: +25, Mysticality Percent: +10, Moxie Percent: +20
4306	skewed censurious stiffened sinister Pantaloons of Hatred	0		Spell Damage: +10, Damage Reduction: 1, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "[7156]Static Shock", Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 2xVolley"
4307	prompt Fuzzy Slippers of Hatred of Tarzan of the overflowing toilet	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Adventures: +3, Single Equip
4308	wobbly medical-grade Lens of Hatred of the brute of Leguizamo	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Monster Level: +20, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Hateful Gaze", Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xBarrr"
4309	stanky groovy Treads of Loathing of incineration	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Cloathing
4310	Rosewater's brawny Scepter of Loathing of the glutton	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Mysticality Percent: +30, Food Drop: +100, Cloathing
4311	blurry horrifying nasty toasty Belt of Loathing	0		Hot Damage: +5, Stench Damage: +5, Spooky Damage: +25, Single Equip, Cloathing
4312	pulsating horrifying hale occult Goggles of Loathing	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Maximum HP: +20, Spooky Damage: +25, Cloathing, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, 1.5xBarrr"
4313	toasty nippy Van der Graaf Stick-Knife of Loathing	0		Cold Damage: +10, Hot Damage: +5, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Cloathing
4314	wicked Fonzie's Newton's Jeans of Loathing	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Experience (Moxie): +1, Spell Damage: +5, Cloathing, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xPotato"
4315	huge stiffened Annual Ascot	0		Damage Reduction: 1
4316	blue lion tamer's banded razor-sharp Sledgehammer of the V&aelig;lkyr	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Damage Absorption: +100, Experience (familiar): +2, Class: "Seal Clubber", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Bashing Slam Smash"
4317	frosty wizardly Flail of the Seven Aspects of vim and vigor	0		Mysticality: +25, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Turtle of Seven Tails"
4318	narrow chilly Wrath of the Capsaician Pastalords of the scaredy-cat of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -40, Cold Damage: +5, Class: "Pastamancer", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Noodles of Fire"
4319	fuchsia savvy slick Windsor Pan of the Source of the detective	0		Moxie: +10, Mysticality Percent: +20, Item Drop: +20, Class: "Sauceror", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Saucemageddon"
4320	spinning smelly foul-smelling Seeger's Unstoppable Banjo of Flo-Jo	0		Stench Damage: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Initiative: +100, Class: "Disco Bandit", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Funk Bluegrass Fusion"
4321	huge inspector's nippy Jim Carey's strapping The Trickster's Trikitixa	0		Muscle: +5, Monster Level: +25, Cold Damage: +10, Item Drop: +15, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Extreme High Note"
4322	curative brawny cool Claw of the Infernal Seal	0		Moxie: +5, Muscle Percent: +20, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Class: "Seal Clubber", Single Equip
4323	scorching razor-sharp Garter of the Turtle Poacher of Leguizamo	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Monster Level: +20, Hot Damage: +25, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Single Equip
4324	healthy steel-toed Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Class: "Pastamancer", Single Equip
4325	family-friendly Da Vinci's Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob of courage	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Spooky Resistance: +3, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Class: "Sauceror", Single Equip
4326	executive Jim Carey's supercool Bling of the New Wave	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Monster Level: +25, Meat Drop: +40, Class: "Disco Bandit", Single Equip, Extra Pickpocket
4327	ribald La Hebilla del Cintur&oacute;n de Lopez of wisdom of Calamity Jane	0		Mysticality: +15, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Sleaze Damage: +10, Class: "Accordion Thief", Single Equip
4328	twirling ghostly suspicious stocking	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2009-12"
4329	bag of many confections	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4330	adequate big candy kneecapping stick	5	good	Last Available: "2009-12"
4331	normal licorice garrote	4	good	Last Available: "2009-12"
4332	foul-smelling candy knuckles	0		Stench Damage: +10, Last Available: "2009-12"
4333	huge yummy blinking jawbruiser	10	awesome	Last Available: "2010-12"
4334	Vulcanized irradiated moist chocolate car	0		Effect: "Sappy Blood", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2009-12"
4335	ruddy plastic 11 Dealer	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2009-12"
4336	shaking lard-coated plastic Crimbo Casino	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2009-12"
4337	ghostly wizardly plastic stocking mimic	0		Mysticality: +25, Last Available: "2009-12"
4338	wholesome plastic Don Crimbo	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2009-12"
4339	chilly plastic Crimbomination	0		Cold Damage: +5, Last Available: "2009-12"
4340	vacuum-sealed liquefied Piddles	0		Effect: "Baconstoned", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2009-12"
4341	aerosolized huge BitterSweetTarts	0		Effect: "Busy Bein' Delicious", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2009-12"
4342	warmed frozen huge Polka Pop	0		Effect: "Egg-stra Arm", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2009-12"
4343	twirling Crimbuck	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4344	Crimbo wreath	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4345	string of Crimbo lights	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4346	twirling plastic Crimbo reindeer	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4347	gingerbread house	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4348	blue leftover Crimbo rations	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4349	snow hat	0		Item Drop: +5, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, cap 12", Last Available: "2009-12"
4350	miser's snow pants	0		Meat Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xPotato, cap 12", Last Available: "2009-12"
4351	blue squat slick snow belly	0		Moxie: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-12"
4352	wobbly pile of loose snow	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4353	Crimbough	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4354	gray squat A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1	0		Skill: "Holiday Weight Gain", Last Available: "2009-12"
4355	jittery A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2	0		Skill: "Jingle Bells", Last Available: "2009-12"
4356	squat A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3	0		Skill: "Candyblast", Last Available: "2009-12"
4357	upside-down jittery A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4	0		Skill: "Surge of Icing", Last Available: "2009-12"
4358	mirror A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5	0		Skill: "Stealth Mistletoe", Last Available: "2009-12"
4359	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6	0		Skill: "Cringle's Curative Carol", Last Available: "2009-12"
4360	bite-sized decent expired can of franks 'n' beans	1	good	Last Available: "2009-12"
4361	artisanal expired bottle of peppermint schnapps	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2009-12"
4362	snow halo	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2009-12"
4363	elf resistance button	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4364	deionized skewed twirling elven suicide capsule	0		Effect: "Mer-kindliness", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2009-12"
4365	toothsome gigantic penguin focaccia bread	10	awesome	Last Available: "2009-12"
4366	lousy herringcello	3	decent	Last Available: "2009-12"
4367	lousy elven cellocello	4	decent	Last Available: "2009-12"
4368	wrench handle	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4369	handful of headless bolts	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4370	spinning bottle of agitprop ink	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4371	handful of wires	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4372	fuchsia chunk of cement	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4373	grappling hook	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4374	elf ear	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4375	spiraling shape	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4376	Crimbomination Contraption	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4377	tumbling personal trainer's throwing wrench	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Last Available: "2009-12"
4378	bouncing weightlifter's pair of bolt cutters	0		Muscle: +15, Last Available: "2009-12"
4379	thinker's poison pen	0		Mysticality: +10, Last Available: "2009-12"
4380	speed limit shield of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Last Available: "2009-12"
4381	twirling blinking MacGyver's live wire of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Maximum MP: +100, Last Available: "2009-12"
4382	brainy misfit dolly of Flo-Jo	0		Mysticality: +5, Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2009-12"
4383	resourceful misfit hobby horse of extreme caution	0		Maximum MP: +50, Monster Level: -25, Last Available: "2009-12"
4384	stiffened Herculean misfit teddy bear	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Damage Reduction: 1, Last Available: "2009-12"
4385	mirror supercool weightlifter's pocketwatch on a chain	0		Muscle: +15, Moxie Percent: +20, Last Available: "2009-12"
4386	forbidden cement sandals of courage	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Spooky Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-12"
4387	studded arcane researcher's night-vision goggles	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Damage Absorption: +80, Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-12"
4388	passable elf mask	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2", Last Available: "2009-12"
4389	huge baleful peanut brittle shield	0		Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2009-12"
4390	teal censurious frightening Red Rover BB gun	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2009-12"
4391	wholesome red-and-green sweater	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "[7094]Static Shock", Last Available: "2009-12"
4392	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	0		Skill: "Summon Crimbo Candy", Last Available: "2009-12"
4393	aerosolized colloidal shaking twirling Crimbo peppermint bark	0		Effect: "Okee-Dokee, Smokee", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2009-12"
4394	enhanced twirling Crimbo fudge	0		Effect: "Twinkly Weapon", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2009-12"
4395	ionized chilled lime green Crimbo pecan	0		Effect: "Rage of the Reindeer", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2009-12"
4396	blue Jack-in-the-box	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4397	crank handle	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2009-12"
4398	blurry cheese ball	0		Last Available: "2010-01"
4399	smooth cheese sword	0		Moxie: +15, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2010-01", Stinky Cheese
4400	horrifying cheese diaper	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1.5xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2010-01", Stinky Cheese
4401	veiny cheese wheel	0		Maximum HP: +10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2010-01", Stinky Cheese
4402	red crafty cheese eye	0		Maximum MP: +10, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Give Your Opponent the Stinkeye", Last Available: "2010-01", Stinky Cheese
4403	chaotic thinker's Staff of Queso Escusado of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: 30, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2010-01", Stinky Cheese
4405	tumbling foreign box	0		
4406	The Art of Slapfighting	0		Class: "Seal Clubber", Skill: "Iron Palm Technique", Last Available: "2010-06"
4407	Uncle Romulus	0		Class: "Turtle Tamer", Skill: "Curiosity of Br'er Tarrypin", Last Available: "2010-03"
4408	shaking A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	0		Class: "Pastamancer", Skill: "Stringozzi Serpent", Last Available: "2010-04"
4409	skewed spinning Zu Mannk&auml;se Dienen	0		Class: "Sauceror", Skill: "K&auml;seso&szlig;esturm", Last Available: "2010-01"
4410	teal The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones	0		Class: "Disco Bandit", Skill: "Kung Fu Hustler", Last Available: "2011-01"
4411	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	0		Class: "Accordion Thief", Skill: "Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration", Last Available: "2010-02"
4412	stale upside-down quantum taco	0	???	Last Available: "2010-10"
4413	perfectly mixed weak Schr&ouml;dinger's thermos	0	???	Last Available: "2010-04"
4414	huge upside-down colorful plastic ball	0		Last Available: "2010-01"
4415	slick sealhide hood	0		Moxie: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 40"
4416	twirling supercharged sealhide leggings	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, cap 40"
4417	weightlifter's sealhide cloak	0		Muscle: +15
4418	sealhide buckler of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100
4419	blurry Usain Bolt's sealhide whip	0		Initiative: +80
4420	greedy sealhide moccasins	0		Meat Drop: +20, Single Equip
4421	stiffened sealhide gloves	0		Damage Reduction: 1
4422	sealhide belt of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60
4423	sealhide snare	0		
4424	red puzzling trophy	0		
4425	triple-anodized sealhide seal doll	0		Effect: "Spiritually Awake", Effect Duration: 36
4426	blinking hymnal	0		Skill: "Canticle of Carboloading"
4428	frosty glowstick on a string	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Raveosity: +1
4429	blinking stylish candy necklace	0		Moxie: +25, Single Equip, Raveosity: +1
4430	blue teddybear backpack of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Raveosity: +1
4431	NPZR chemistry set	0		Last Available: "2011-08"
4432	moist flattened tarnished wobbly blue invisibility potion	0		Effect: "Resilient Spirit", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2011-08"
4433	chilled boiled irresistibility potion	0		Effect: "Heavily Breathing", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2011-08"
4434	extra-anodized teal irritability potion	0		Effect: "Pop-eyed", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2011-08"
4436	pulsating cube	0		Last Available: "2011-02"
4438	blue hellseal whisker	0		
4439	huge hellseal claw	0		
4440	ghostly family-friendly guard turtle shell	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 40"
4441	ghostly crowbar of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
4442	grievous spaghetti cult rosary	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50
4443	mirror Jack Frost's spaghetti cult mask	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xGhuol, cap 38"
4444	twirling guard turtle collar	0		Familiar Damage: +10
4445	Sherlock's spangly mariachi pants	0		Item Drop: +25, Familiar Effect: "2xFairy, 2xPotato, cap 37"
4446	Sinatra's spangly mariachi vest of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Experience (Moxie): +5
4447	energetic spangly sombrero	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "2xFairy, 2xPotato, cap 37"
4448	boiled olive Instant Karma	1	crappy	Effect: "Super-Charged", Effect Duration: 35
4449	painting of a landscape	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4450	map to The Landscaper's Lair	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4451	fortified pointy hat	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 27", Last Available: "2010-04"
4452	savvy machetito	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Last Available: "2010-04"
4453	Herculean lawnmower blade	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Last Available: "2010-04"
4454	wobbly grass clippings	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
4455	studded The Landscaper's leafblower	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Last Available: "2010-04"
4456	snowball	0		
4457	snailmail bits	0		
4458	huge hardy smartaleck's snailmail coif	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Maximum HP: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 41"
4459	shaking wobbly careful healthy snailmail breeches	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Monster Level: -10, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 0.5xFairy, cap 41"
4460	flame-retardant Newton's snailmail hauberk	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Hot Resistance: +1
4461	dry seal-brain elixir	0		Effect: "Got Your Boots On", Effect Duration: 52
4462	aerosolized adjusted chocolate seal-clubbing club	0		Effect: "Think Win-Lose", Effect Duration: 69
4463	enhanced tarnished energized tumbling chocolate turtle totem	0		Effect: "Helvella Health", Effect Duration: 63
4464	dry chocolate pasta spoon	0		Effect: "Fan-Cooled", Effect Duration: 53
4465	concentrated nitrogenated chocolate saucepan	0		Effect: "Analog Drunk", Effect Duration: 56
4466	oxidized pulsating chocolate disco ball	0		Effect: "Floundering", Effect Duration: 63
4467	non-anodized tumbling chocolate stolen accordion	0		Effect: "Heart of Green", Effect Duration: 12
4468	blurry Libram of BRICKOs	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2010-02", Skill: "Summon BRICKOs"
4469	pulsating BRICKO brick	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4470	BRICKO eye brick	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4471	clever BRICKO hat	0		Maximum MP: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 7", Last Available: "2010-02"
4472	avaricious BRICKO pants	0		Meat Drop: +30, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, 2xLep, 1xPotato, cap 22", Last Available: "2010-02"
4473	up-at-dawn BRICKO sword	0		Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2010-02"
4474	BRICKO ooze	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4475	BRICKO bat	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4476	BRICKO oyster	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4477	BRICKO turtle	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4478	yellow BRICKO elephant	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4479	BRICKO octopus	0		Last Available: "2010-02", Wiki Name: "BRICKO octopus (item)"
4480	gray BRICKO python	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4481	BRICKO vacuum cleaner	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4482	BRICKO airship	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4483	twirling BRICKO cathedral	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4484	BRICKO gargantuchicken	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4485	BRICKO pyramid	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4486	BRICKO pearl	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4487	BRICKO bulwark of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2010-02"
4488	BRICKO trunk	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4489	twirling pulsating gilded BRICKO brick	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4490	gilded BRICKO chalice	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4491	lime green BRICKO brick	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4492	BRICKO brick	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4493	gray broken BRICKO brick	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4494	BRICKO reactor	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4495	BRICKO egg	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4496	narrow extra-heavy BRICKO brick	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2010-02"
4497	activated diffused yellow spinning tumbling recording of The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder	0		Effect: "Egg-headedness", Effect Duration: 23
4498	magnetized recording of Benetton's Medley of Diversity	0		Effect: "High Blood Chocolate Content", Effect Duration: 17
4499	corrupted altered mirror recording of Elron's Explosive Etude	0		Effect: "Walberg's Dim Bulb", Effect Duration: 24
4500	dry boiled recording of Chorale of Companionship	0		Effect: "Sucrose-Colored Glasses", Effect Duration: 18
4501	colloidal recording of Prelude of Precision	0		Effect: "Intimidating Mien", Effect Duration: 24
4502	extra-nitrogenated colloidal skewed recording of Donho's Bubbly Ballad	0		Effect: "Brocolate Brostidigitation", Effect Duration: 40
4503	denatured improved cold-filtered huge recording of Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	0		Effect: "Quiet 'n' Good", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2010-02"
4504	Temple Grandin's heart of the volcano of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Familiar Weight: +7
4505	polymerized Northern pemmican	0		Effect: "Woad Warrior", Effect Duration: 34
4506	puzzling ribbon	0		
4507	Clan looking glass	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2010-03"
4508	modified dry squat &quot;DRINK ME&quot; potion	0		Effect: "Slimy Hands", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2010-03"
4509	ghostly blinking reflection of a map	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4510	normal walrus ice cream	4	good	Last Available: "2010-03"
4511	stale spinning beautiful soup	3	decent	Last Available: "2010-03"
4512	ghostly eggman noodles	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4513	tumbling Vial of <i>jus de larmes</i>	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4514	diet bland Humpty Dumplings	1	decent	Last Available: "2010-03"
4515	half-sized spoiled Lobster <i>qua</i> Grill	2	crappy	Last Available: "2010-03"
4516	perfectly mixed mirror missing wine	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2010-03"
4517	toothsome matter custard	4	awesome	Last Available: "2010-03"
4518	altered colloidal denatured comfit?	0		Effect: "Cuts Like a Buttered Knife", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2010-03"
4519	blue ittah bittah hookah	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2010-03"
4520	tumbling pulsating fuchsia medical-grade quilted flamingo mallet	0		Damage Absorption: +40, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2010-03"
4521	croquet hedgehog	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4522	purple Tiger-lily's milk	1	good	Last Available: "2010-03"
4523	pulsating spinning rosy-cheeked steel-toed eye of the Tiger-lily	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2010-03"
4524	greedy reassuring wig	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Meat Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, 1xGhuol, cap 17", Last Available: "2010-03"
4525	adequate donut	3	good	Last Available: "2010-03"
4526	bland bucket of honey	3	decent	Last Available: "2010-03"
4527	bouncing healthy fortified elephant stinger	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2010-03"
4528	delicious bouncing dragon snaps	4	awesome	Last Available: "2010-03"
4529	Socratic cool snapdragon pistil	0		Moxie: +5, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Last Available: "2010-03"
4530	puff of smoke	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4531	tasty rook cookie	3	awesome	Last Available: "2010-03"
4532	rotten special bishop cookie	4	crappy	Effect: "Egg Burps", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2010-03"
4533	normal gigantic knight cookie	8	good	Last Available: "2010-03"
4534	low-calorie rotten king cookie	1	crappy	Last Available: "2010-03"
4535	adequate snack-sized queen cookie	2	good	Effect: "Towering Strength", Last Available: "2010-03"
4536	fairy-worn boots	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-08"
4537	upside-down stiffened insane tophat	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 7", Last Available: "2010-03"
4538	rosy-cheeked helm of the knight of incineration	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 15", Last Available: "2010-03"
4539	experienced slick wristwatch of the knight	0		Moxie: +10, Experience: +2, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-03", Nonstackable Watch
4540	twirling personal trainer's trousers of the knight of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2.5xPotato, 2xLep, cap 15", Last Available: "2010-03"
4541	tophat of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, cap 25"
4542	grievous tie	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Single Equip
4543	jittery tuxedo pants of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 25"
4544	porpoise	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4545	pocketwatch	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4546	green bandersnatch	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4547	caterpillar	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4548	walrus	0		Last Available: "2010-03", Synergetic
4549	carpenter	0		Last Available: "2010-03", Synergetic
4550	dodo	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4551	supercharged detour shield	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2010-03"
4552	left parenthesis	0		
4553	skewed lowercase a	0		
4554	percent sign	0		
4555	left bracket	0		
4556	spinning right parenthesis	0		
4557	bouncing dollar sign	0		
4558	huge equal sign	0		
4559	mirror record album	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4560	map to Professor Jacking's laboratory	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4561	can of depilatory cream	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4562	hair of the calf	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4563	weak smooth world's most unappetizing beverage	2	awesome	Last Available: "2010-04"
4564	curative slippery when wet shield	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2010-04"
4565	flavorless mirror teal raisin	3	decent	Last Available: "2010-04"
4566	shaking blurry fly glasses	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Last Available: "2010-04"
4567	sizzling supercharged flyest of shirts	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Hot Damage: +10, Last Available: "2010-04"
4568	snack-sized moldy a dance upon the palate	2	crappy	Last Available: "2010-04"
4569	spoiled low-calorie prehistoric meteorite jawbreaker	1	crappy	Last Available: "2010-04"
4570	Crazyleg's razor	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4571	big rotten squirmy violent party snack	5	crappy	Last Available: "2010-04"
4572	upside-down medical-grade can-you-dig-it?	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2010-04"
4573	green The Legendary Beat	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4574	upside-down panicked kernel	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2010-04"
4575	bugged beanie	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Last Available: "2010-04"
4576	bugged balaclava	0		Monster Level: +20, Equips On: "Baby Bugged Bugbear", Last Available: "2010-04"
4577	bugged b&Atilde;&para;n&plusmn;&Atilde;&copy;t	0		Food Drop: +5, Pants Drop: +5, Candy Drop: +5, Equips On: "Baby Bugged Bugbear", Last Available: "2010-04"
4578	meat st&permil;&iquest;bing club	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4579	anodized double-ionized Knob G&Atilde;&para;blin l&Atilde;&sup2;ve potion	0		Effect: "Over-Familiar With Dactyls", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2010-04"
4580	school Mafi<i>a kni</i>cke&frac12;&aelig; of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Last Available: "2010-04"
4581	stiffened slick T&Icirc;&curren;&loz;lisman of Bai&oslash;&Dagger;	0		Moxie: +10, Damage Reduction: 1, Last Available: "2010-04", Wiki Name: "Bugged baio"
4582	bouncing fat bottom quark	0		Last Available: "2010-05"
4583	glob of skin	0		
4584	normal immense six wedges of goat cheese	10	good	
4585	collection of objects	0		
4586	boulder	0		
4587	goth	0		
4588	green brown pixel	0		
4589	stylish pixel whip	0		Moxie: +25
4590	pixel chain whip of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2010-07"
4591	olive brawny pixel morning star	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Last Available: "2010-07"
4592	pixel orb	0		Last Available: "2010-07"
4593	spinning pixellated moneybag	0		Last Available: "2010-07"
4594	pixel cross	0		
4595	jittery pixel holy water	0		Last Available: "2010-07"
4596	map to Vanya's Castle	0		Last Available: "2010-07"
4597	8-Bit Power magazine	0		Last Available: "2010-07"
4598	pixel stopwatch	0		Last Available: "2010-07"
4599	mirror bottle opener	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4600	blue map to the Kegger in the Woods	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4601	hand-crafted plastic cup of beer	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2010-06"
4602	orquette's phone number	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4603	bronze handcuffs	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4604	keg	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4605	bottle of Goldschn&ouml;ckered of the blizzard of the boozehound	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Booze Drop: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Goldensh&ouml;wer", Last Available: "2010-06"
4606	flavorless huge sun-dried tofu	6	decent	Effect: "Deadened palate", Effect Duration: 1, Last Available: "2010-08"
4607	weak hand-crafted soyburger juice	2	EPIC	Effect: "Oversaturated Palate", Effect Duration: 1, Last Available: "2010-08"
4608	upside-down shaking respected companion biscuit	0		Last Available: "2010-08"
4609	essential tofu	0		Last Available: "2010-08"
4610	flattened polarized essential soy	0		Effect: "Sweet and Yellow", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2010-08"
4611	wet flattened essential cameraderie	0		Effect: "Raging Animal", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2010-08"
4612	souvenir drawing	0		Last Available: "2010-08"
4613	upside-down map to the Magic Commune	0		Last Available: "2010-08"
4614	reassuring Crown of Thrones	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2010-05"
4615	artisanal weak Cinco Mayo Lager	2	super EPIC	Last Available: "2010-05"
4616	Underworld sapling	0		Last Available: "2009-10"
4617	pruning shears	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4618	plastic cup of flat beer	0		
4619	olive narrow frisbee	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4620	motorcycle	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2010-06"
4621	Game Grid token	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4622	Game Grid ticket	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4623	quantum chocolate-covered caviar	0		Effect: "Wet Rub", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2020-09"
4624	moldy huge pawn cookie	3	crappy	Last Available: "2010-06"
4625	pickled bouncing teal mirror coffee pixie stick	1	decent	Last Available: "2010-06"
4626	lime green superduperball	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4627	mirror finger cuffs	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4628	parachute guy	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4629	nasty plastic spider ring	0		Stench Damage: +5, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Shoot Web", Last Available: "2010-06"
4630	reassuring plastic kazoo	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2010-06"
4631	twirling vibrating inflatable baseball bat	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2010-06"
4632	pulsating quilted googly-star hat of the sweet-tooth	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Candy Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk", Last Available: "2010-06"
4633	Lo Pan's Oprah's googly-ball hat	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Last Available: "2010-06"
4634	ribald googly-heart hat of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Damage: +10, Last Available: "2010-06"
4635	crafty super-sweet boom box of the brazier	0		Maximum MP: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Four Songs, Last Available: "2010-06"
4636	Game Grid valued membership card	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4637	fireproof studded grievous sinister demon mask	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Damage Absorption: +80, Hot Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2010-06"
4638	pulsating prompt stylish beefcake's streetfighting champion's belt	0		Muscle: +25, Moxie: +25, Adventures: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-06"
4639	Space Trip safety headphones of the blizzard of temperance of the businessman	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-06"
4640	shaking thinker's LARP carp	0		Mysticality: +10
4641	Tesla boxer's KoL Con Six Pack	0		Muscle Percent: +10, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
4642	blurry yellow therapeutic Gregarious Gregorian Smock	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
4643	rxr shield of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Last Available: "2010-06"
4644	shaking occult Herculean Juju Mojo Mask of dire peril	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Weapon Damage: +20, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2010-07"
4645	gray fireproof space trooper helmet	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 2"
4646	wobbly rock-hard personal trainer's Meteoid ice beam of Leguizamo	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Damage Reduction: 5, Monster Level: +20, Last Available: "2011-12"
4647	ribald Sinatra's Dungeon Fist gauntlet of chilblains	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Cold Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +10, Last Available: "2011-06"
4648	Schmalz's First Prize Beer	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4649	green chiptune guitar	0		Item Drop: +25, Equips On: "Mini-Hipster", Familiar Effect: "item drop"
4650	fixed-gear bicycle	0		Experience: +3, Equips On: "Mini-Hipster", Familiar Effect: "stats"
4651	wobbly twirling ironic moustache	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Familiar Effect: "+10 lbs"
4652	flame-retardant ironic knit cap of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Hot Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 2xPotato, cap 10"
4653	twirling ironic sunglasses	0		Single Equip, Thorns: 1
4654	bouncing yellow dog trainer's ironic battle spoon	0		Experience (familiar): +1
4655	perfumed mansplainer's ironic jogging shorts of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Monster Level: +15, Stench Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 6xGhuol, cap 10"
4656	sizzling mole skin notebook	0		Hot Damage: +10
4657	blinking pair of jeans	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4658	purple map to Ellsbury's Claim	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4659	beefcake's blackberry galoshes	0		Muscle: +25, Single Equip
4660	rosewater-soaked Samson's trout fang	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2010-09"
4661	toothsome squat poisonous caviar	3	awesome	Last Available: "2010-09"
4662	pressed Vulcanized jittery wet venom duct	0		Effect: "Elemental Saucesphere", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2010-09"
4663	Ellsbury's journal	0		Skill: "Unaccompanied Miner", Last Available: "2010-09"
4664	mirror Ellsbury's skull of James Dean of temperance	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2010-09"
4665	smelly hot plate	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Thorns: 1
4666	hardy imp unity ring of doom	0		Maximum HP: +50, Spooky Spell Damage: +50
4667	Victor, the Insult Comic Hellhound Puppet of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3
4668	dance instructor's observational glasses	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10
4669	baleful hilarious comedy prop	0		Spell Damage: +25
4670	yellow beer-scented teddy bear	0		
4671	drinkable extra-dry booze-soaked cherry	5	good	
4672	comfy pillow	0		
4673	yummy small marshmallow	2	awesome	
4674	thick moldy sponge cake	5	crappy	
4675	aged gin-soaked blotter paper	3	awesome	
4676	ghostly tree-holed coin	0		
4677	unearthed volcanic meteoroid	0		Skill: "Volcanometeor Showeruption", Last Available: "2011-12"
4678	unearthed potsherd	0		
4679	volcanic ash	0		
4680	ghostly smoked potsherd	0		
4681	beefcake's pottery shield	0		Muscle: +25, Last Available: "2010-09"
4682	medical-grade personal trainer's pottery hat	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cap 11", Last Available: "2010-09"
4683	shaking lightning-fast flame-retardant pottery training pants	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Initiative: +40, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 2xGhuol, cap 12", Last Available: "2010-09"
4684	groovy pottery club	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Last Available: "2010-09"
4685	red ruddy pottery yo-yo	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2010-09"
4686	twirling pottery barn owl figurine	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4687	jittery fossilized bat skull	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4688	fossilized serpent skull	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4689	fossilized baboon skull	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4690	ghostly fossilized wyrm skull	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4691	fossilized wing	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4692	shaking fossilized limb	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4693	fossilized torso	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4694	red blinking fossilized spine	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4695	upside-down affordable teak perch	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2010-09"
4696	smelly Annie Oakley's clever Greatest American Pants	0		Maximum MP: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, 2.5xBarrr, 2xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2010-09"
4697	rosy-cheeked fossilized necklace	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2010-09"
4698	blurry jittery imp air	0		
4699	bus pass	0		
4700	fossilized spike	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4701	waterlogged crate	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4702	twirling archaeologing shovel	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4703	red-hot medallion of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-09"
4704	fossilized demon skull	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4705	fossilized spider skull	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4706	sinister tablet	0		
4707	blurry E-Z Cook&trade; oven	0		
4708	My First Shaker&trade;	0		
4709	hippo tutu	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
4710	blurry immense ballet shoes	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4711	huge sweatpants	0		Familiar Effect: "8xPotato, cap 2"
4712	skewed wobbly GameInformPowerDailyPro subscription card	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-02"
4713	popsicle stick	0		
4714	bland massive lemon popsicle	7	decent	
4715	enchanted adequate popsicle	3	good	Effect: "Toast Tea", Effect Duration: 5
4716	spoiled low-calorie cyan strawberry popsicle	1	crappy	
4717	moldy liver popsicle	3	crappy	
4718	mariachi hat of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
4719	dog trainer's Hollandaise helmet	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
4720	organ grinder	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4721	ghostly microwave stogie	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4722	yummy liver and let pie	4	awesome	Last Available: "2010-10"
4723	adequate gigantic badass pie	9	good	Last Available: "2010-10"
4724	flavorless small shoo-fish pie	2	decent	Last Available: "2010-10"
4725	rotten half-sized mirror piping organ pie	2	crappy	Last Available: "2010-10"
4726	normal miniature igloo pie	2	good	Last Available: "2010-10"
4727	decent miniature fancy stomach turnover	2	good	Effect: "Elemental Mastery", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2010-10"
4728	adequate tumbling dead lights pie	3	good	Last Available: "2010-10"
4729	spoiled throbbing organ pie	3	crappy	Last Available: "2010-10"
4730	blue jittery thinker's stop shield	0		Mysticality: +10, Last Available: "2009-12"
4731	nest egg	0		
4732	sleeping piano cat	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4733	maroon kitty sheet music	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4734	pulsating rehearsing dramatic hedgehog	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4735	prop sword	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4736	tangle of rat tails	0		
4737	tumbling medical-grade beer-soaked mop	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
4738	triple-distilled enchanted tolerable lime green day-old beer	10	good	Effect: "Elron's Explosive Etude", Effect Duration: 20
4739	hand-crafted high-proof plain beer	6	EPIC	
4740	boozy hand-crafted pulsating blurry overpriced &quot;imported&quot; beer	5	EPIC	
4741	huge smiling rat	0		
4742	blue rat tooth polish	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4743	huge huge bone chips	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4744	chilled nitrogenated magnetized PlexiPips	0		Effect: "Weather, Man", Effect Duration: 24
4745	super-Vulcanized dry triple-oxidized blinking Wax Flask	0		Effect: "Comprehensively Nourished", Effect Duration: 31
4746	magnetized dry bouncing Pain Dip	0		Effect: "Spiritually Awake", Effect Duration: 68
4747	super-sized moldy bone meal	5	crappy	Last Available: "2010-10"
4748	artisanal practically non-alcoholic bone aperitif	1	super ultra EPIC	Last Available: "2010-10"
4749	upside-down razor-sharp bonerang	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Last Available: "2010-10"
4750	inspector's bone and arrows	0		Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2010-10"
4751	ghostly jittery boning knife of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2010-10"
4752	upside-down ghostly dance instructor's bone crusher	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Last Available: "2010-10"
4753	pulsating crafty bone spurs	0		Maximum MP: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-10"
4754	Tesla quilted bonedanna	0		Damage Absorption: +40, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 30", Last Available: "2010-10"
4755	skewed shaking boxer's boneana hammock of the sewer	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Stench Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xVolley, cap 30", Last Available: "2010-10"
4756	teal bag of bones	0		Last Available: "2010-10"
4757	squat Stabonic scroll	0		Last Available: "2010-10"
4758	cold-filtered pulsating candy skeleton	0		Effect: "Sizzling with Fury", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2020-09"
4759	Grumpy Bumpkin's Pumpkin Seed Catalog	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4760	green packet of pumpkin seeds	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4761	squat pumpkin	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4762	huge pumpkin	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4763	rotten pumpkin pie	3	crappy	Last Available: "2010-11"
4764	smooth pumpkin beer	4	awesome	Last Available: "2010-11"
4765	alkaline pumpkin juice	0		Effect: "Milk Studly", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2010-11"
4766	wobbly pumpkin bomb	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4767	reassuring shin gourds of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-11"
4768	tumbling Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern of the scaredy-cat of extreme caution of Flo-Jo	0		Monster Level: -40, Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2010-11"
4769	gray pumpkin carriage	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4770	blurry Desert Bus pass	0		
4771	huge ginormous pumpkin	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4804	Essence of Annoyance	0		Skill: "Summon Annoyance"
4805	green Unmotivator: Crashed Orca	0		Free Pull
4806	Unmotivator: Success Warrior	0		Free Pull
4807	Unmotivator: Crashed Meat Car	0		Free Pull
4810	Holiday Hal's Happy-Time Fun Book!	0		Skill: "Summon Holiday Fun!"
4811	bouncing Holiday Fun!	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-12"
4812	spinning Antagonistic Snowman Kit	0		Skill: "Summon Carrot"
4818	spoiled bite-sized bouncing CRIMBCOIDS mints	1	crappy	Last Available: "2011-01"
4819	squat can of CRIMBCOLA	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4820	moldy CRIMBCOLOAF	3	crappy	Last Available: "2011-01"
4821	adequate ghostly tumbling circular CRIMBCOOKIE	4	good	Effect: "Mystic Circle", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2010-12"
4822	plastic CRIMBCO HQ of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Last Available: "2010-12"
4823	slick plastic fax machine	0		Moxie: +10, Last Available: "2010-12"
4824	twirling blurry Herculean plastic hobo elf	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Last Available: "2010-12"
4825	inspector's plastic Mr. Mination	0		Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2010-12"
4826	skewed chaotic plastic Best Game Ever	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Last Available: "2010-12"
4827	squat hibernating robot reindeer	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2010-12"
4828	S.L.E.I.G.H.B.E.L.L.S.	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2010-12"
4829	robot reindeer protocol P.R.A.N.C.E.R.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4830	robot reindeer protocol D.A.S.H.E.R.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4831	robot reindeer protocol D.O.N.N.E.R.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4832	maroon robot reindeer protocol V.I.X.E.N.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4833	robot reindeer protocol C.U.P.I.D.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4834	robot reindeer protocol D.A.N.C.E.R.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4835	blinking shaking robot reindeer protocol C.O.M.E.T.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4836	robot reindeer protocol B.L.I.T.Z.E.N.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4837	twirling robot reindeer protocol R.U.D.O.L.P.H.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4838	wobbly robot reindeer protocol O.L.I.V.E.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4839	normal super-sized triangular CRIMBCOOKIE	5	good	Effect: "Triangle, Man", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2010-12"
4840	moldy lime green square CRIMBCOOKIE	3	crappy	Effect: "Square to be Hip", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2010-12"
4841	censurious boxer's bindlestocking of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Muscle Percent: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Drops Items, Last Available: "2010-12"
4842	spinning sleeping stocking	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4843	mirror Tales of a Kansas Toymaker	0		Skill: "Toynado", Last Available: "2010-12"
4844	teal The Joy of Wassailing	0		Skill: "Wassail", Last Available: "2010-12"
4845	rock-hard smartaleck's Uncle Hobo's stocking cap	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Damage Reduction: 5, Familiar Effect: "atk", Last Available: "2010-12"
4846	blurry yellow censurious Fonzie's Uncle Hobo's epic beard	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-12"
4847	wobbly asbestos-lined wicked Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants	0		Spell Damage: +5, Hot Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol", Last Available: "2010-12"
4848	wobbly asbestos-lined Sinatra's Uncle Hobo's fingerless tinsel gloves	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Hot Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-12"
4849	pulsating resourceful beefcake's Uncle Hobo's highest bough	0		Muscle: +25, Maximum MP: +50, Last Available: "2010-12"
4850	teal upside-down dance instructor's supercool Uncle Hobo's belt	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-12"
4851	modified boiled chocolate cigar	0		Effect: "Adrenaline Rush", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2010-12"
4852	inspector's gift-a-pult	0		Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2010-12"
4853	pressed tarnished holly-flavored Hob-O	0		Effect: "Hennaliciousness", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2020-09"
4854	CRIMBCO scrip	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4855	fuchsia Toot Oriole care package	0		
4856	paperclip	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4857	upside-down wobbly bottle of Blank-Out	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4858	Jeselnik's CRIMBCO lanyard	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-01"
4859	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	0		Skill: "Fashionably Late", Last Available: "2011-01"
4860	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	0		Skill: "Executive Narcolepsy", Last Available: "2011-01"
4861	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	0		Skill: "Lunch Break", Last Available: "2011-01"
4862	teal shaking CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	0		Skill: "Offensive Joke", Last Available: "2011-01"
4863	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	0		Skill: "Managerial Manipulation", Last Available: "2011-01"
4864	upside-down yellow ghostly photocopier	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4865	red deluxe fax machine	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4866	Workytime Tea	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4867	paperclip sproinger	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4868	frightening crafty Sinatra's paperclip-on tie	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Maximum MP: +10, Spooky Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-01"
4869	slick cool paperclip pants	0		Moxie: 15, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xBarrr, cap 12", Last Available: "2011-01"
4870	scorching mansplainer's Lo Pan's paperclip turban	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Monster Level: +15, Hot Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 12", Last Available: "2011-01"
4871	coward's paperclip cape	0		Monster Level: -20, Last Available: "2011-01"
4872	glob of Blank-Out	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4873	tumbling photocopied monster	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4874	gaudy key	0		
4875	spinning BGE merchandise order form	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4876	warmed chocolate bath ball	0		Effect: "Purpose", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2011-01"
4877	super-boiled frozen alkaline blue blinking bacon bath ball	0		Effect: "Seal Clubbing Frenzy", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2011-01"
4878	liquefied concentrated shaking incense bath ball	0		Effect: "Human-Orc Hybrid", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2011-01"
4879	quadruple-diffused myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball	0		Effect: "Hairless and Airless", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2011-01"
4880	CRIMBCO mug	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4881	artisanal spirit-forward pulsating CRIMBCO wine	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-01"
4882	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4883	spinning toe jam	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4884	moldy wobbly toe jam toast	3	crappy	Last Available: "2011-01"
4885	huge traffic jam	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4886	adequate traffic jam toast	4	good	Last Available: "2011-01"
4887	teal space jam	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4888	normal space jam toast	3	good	Last Available: "2011-01"
4889	adjusted aerosolized motivational poster	0		Effect: "Chalked-Up Teeth", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2011-01"
4890	sack lunch	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4891	bath ball gift set	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4892	blinking slow jam collection	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4893	BGE shotglass	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4894	miniature tasty festive sausage	2	awesome	Last Available: "2011-01"
4895	normal gigantic holiday cheese log	10	good	Last Available: "2011-01"
4896	twirling holiday log	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4897	up-at-dawn Sherlock's BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	0		Item Drop: +25, Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2010-12"
4898	twirling Sinatra's boxer's BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Experience (Moxie): +5, Last Available: "2010-12"
4899	Herculean BGE pocket calendar	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-12"
4900	shaking mirror BGE temporary tattoo	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4901	wobbly sharpshooter's BGE plastic toy	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-12"
4902	scorching stapler bear	0		Hot Damage: +25, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2010-12"
4903	occult adhesive tape dolly	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Last Available: "2010-12"
4904	yellow scissor duck of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Last Available: "2010-12"
4905	coal paperweight	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4906	jingle bell	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4907	prompt wool Seven Loco	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2010-09"
4908	blurry Loathing Legion knife	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4909	miser's Loathing Legion many-purpose hook	0		Meat Drop: +10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4910	narrow wool Loathing Legion moondial	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4911	Loathing Legion necktie of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4912	chilly Loathing Legion knife	0		Cold Damage: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4913	skewed up-at-dawn Loathing Legion corkscrew	0		Adventures: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4914	skewed Loathing Legion can opener of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4915	blinking sinister Loathing Legion chainsaw of the bloodbag	0		Spell Damage: +10, Maximum HP: +100, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4916	wool Loathing Legion rollerblades	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4917	spinning personal trainer's Loathing Legion flamethrower	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4918	Loathing Legion tattoo needle	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4919	quilted Loathing Legion defibrillator	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4920	shaking flame-retardant Loathing Legion double prism	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4921	teal knitted Loathing Legion tape measure	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4922	maroon quilted Loathing Legion kitchen sink	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4923	pulsating lion tamer's Loathing Legion abacus	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4924	huge Loathing Legion helicopter	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4925	blurry Loathing Legion pizza stone of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4926	jittery Loathing Legion universal screwdriver	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4927	Loathing Legion jackhammer	0		Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4928	greedy Loathing Legion hammer	0		Meat Drop: +20, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4929	Uncle Crimbo's Sack	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4930	Folder Holder	0		Last Available: "2013-08"
4937	teal a angel	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4938	mirror quake of arrows	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4939	time's arrow	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4940	arrowgram	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4941	stale bite-sized Knob jelly donut	1	decent	
4942	Knob cake	0		
4943	Knob cake pan	0		
4944	red Knob batter	0		
4945	wobbly fuchsia Knob frosting	0		
4946	unfrosted Knob cake	0		
4947	Cobb's Knob Menagerie key	0		
4948	GOTO	0		
4949	diffused flattened blinking weremoose spit	0		Effect: "Full Bottle in front of Me", Effect Duration: 23
4950	denatured quantum huge abominable blubber	0		Effect: "Serendipi Tea", Effect Duration: 34
4951	twirling friendly flimsy clipboard	0		Familiar Weight: +3
4952	altered aerosolized double-deionized huge wobbly baggie of sugar	0		Effect: "Ancestral Disapproval", Effect Duration: 13
4953	red healthy quilted whalebone corset	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Single Equip
4954	hardy oven mitts	0		Maximum HP: +50, Single Equip
4955	snack-sized delicious blurry lime green overcookie	2	awesome	
4956	adequate bite-sized philosopher's scone	1	good	
4957	moist concentrated tumbling half-baked potion	0		Effect: "Saucefingers", Effect Duration: 55
4958	cool Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar	0		Moxie: +5
4959	rotten Knob nuts	4	crappy	
4960	triple-distilled delicious Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	8	awesome	
4961	mirror Subject 37 file	0		
4962	fortified savvy mysterious lapel pin	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Damage Absorption: +60, Single Equip
4963	state loom	0		Familiar Weight: +10
4964	Evilometer	0		
4965	Sorcerers of the Shore Grimoire	0		Free Pull, Skill: "Summon Alice's Army Cards"
4966	Pack of Alice's Army Cards	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4967	skewed Alice's Army Swordsman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4968	cyan Alice's Army Spearsman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4969	skewed Alice's Army Halberder	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4970	Alice's Army Guard	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4971	Alice's Army Wallman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4972	ghostly Alice's Army Ninja	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4973	Alice's Army Alchemist	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4974	wobbly Alice's Army Page	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4975	Alice's Army Shieldmaiden	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4976	wobbly Alice's Army Mad Bomber	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4977	Alice's Army Nurse	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4978	skewed olive Alice's Army Hammerman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4979	shaking Alice's Army Bowman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4980	huge Alice's Army Lanceman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4981	mirror Alice's Army Horseman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4982	blue Alice's Army Coward	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4983	Alice's Army Cleric	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4984	Alice's Army Sniper	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4985	Alice's Army Dervish	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4986	Alice's Army Martyr	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4987	skewed Pack of Alice's Army Foil Cards	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4988	purple Alice's Army Foil Swordsman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4989	Alice's Army Foil Spearsman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4990	Alice's Army Foil Halberder	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4991	blinking Alice's Army Foil Guard	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4992	yellow Alice's Army Foil Wallman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4993	maroon Alice's Army Foil Ninja	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4994	Alice's Army Foil Alchemist	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4995	Alice's Army Foil Page	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4996	Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4997	bouncing Alice's Army Foil Mad Bomber	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4998	teal Alice's Army Foil Nurse	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4999	bouncing Alice's Army Foil Hammerman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5000	huge Alice's Army Foil Bowman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5001	mirror twirling Alice's Army Foil Lanceman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5002	Alice's Army Foil Horseman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5003	Alice's Army Foil Coward	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5004	Alice's Army Foil Cleric	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5005	jittery Alice's Army Foil Sniper	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5006	Alice's Army Foil Dervish	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5007	fuchsia Alice's Army Foil Martyr	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5008	Single Alice's Army Foil	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5009	wobbly up-at-dawn card sleeve	0		Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2011-03"
5010	evil eye	0		
5011	jittery Alice's Army Foil tattoo	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5012	twirling Ye Wizard's Shack snack voucher	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5013	decent wasabi pocky	4	good	Last Available: "2011-03"
5014	spoiled narrow tobiko pocky	3	crappy	Last Available: "2011-03"
5015	spoiled natto pocky	3	crappy	Last Available: "2011-03"
5016	triple-distilled perfectly mixed narrow wasabi-infused sake	7	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-03"
5017	drinkable tobiko-infused sake	4	good	Last Available: "2011-03"
5018	practically non-alcoholic aged red natto-infused sake	1	awesome	Last Available: "2011-03"
5019	super-colloidal diffused wasabi marble soda	0		Effect: "Celestial Body", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2011-03"
5020	ionized diffused fuchsia tobiko marble soda	0		Effect: "Fudgehound", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2011-03"
5021	activated ghostly natto marble soda	0		Effect: "Pop-eyed", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2011-03"
5022	Alice's Army booster box	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5023	double-boiled enhanced blinking jittery elderly jawbreaker	0		Effect: "Stands Alone", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2020-09"
5024	watered-down mediocre marshmallow flamb&eacute;	2	decent	Last Available: "2011-03"
5025	perfectly mixed watered-down cranberry schnapps	2	super ultra EPIC	Last Available: "2011-03"
5026	perfectly mixed practically non-alcoholic twirling breaded beer	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	Last Available: "2011-03"
5027	lousy watered-down soy cordial	2	decent	Last Available: "2011-03"
5028	sharpshooter's astral bludgeon of the ox of the cougar	0		Muscle: +20, Moxie: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +10
5029	supercharged padded astral shield	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +30
5030	curative wicked astral chapeau of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Spell Damage: +5, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 12"
5031	gray spinning aromatic MacGyver's astral bracer of the blizzard	0		Maximum MP: +100, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +1
5032	prompt astral longbow of Tarzan of horror	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Adventures: +3
5033	zippy astral shorts of James Dean of the storm	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Initiative: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xGhoul, cap 12"
5034	stiffened Da Vinci's Newton's astral mace	0		Experience (Mysticality): 8, Damage Reduction: 1
5035	rosewater-soaked frosty friendly astral trousers	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 12"
5036	quilted astral ring of the pedagogue of the sweet-tooth	0		Experience: +3, Damage Absorption: +40, Candy Drop: +100
5037	bouncing zippy sinister brainy astral statuette	0		Mysticality: +5, Spell Damage: +10, Initiative: +20
5038	purple nasty cool astral pistol of the brazier	0		Moxie: +5, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Stench Damage: +5
5039	upside-down avaricious beefy astral mask	0		Muscle: +10, Meat Drop: +30
5040	narrow astral pet sweater	0		Familiar Weight: +10
5041	bouncing banded boxer's astral shirt of vim and vigor	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Damage Absorption: +100, Maximum HP Percent: +50
5042	boxer's slick astral belt	0		Moxie: +10, Muscle Percent: +10
5043	jumbo tasty astral hot dog	5	???	
5044	drinkable upside-down yellow astral pilsner	3	???	
5045	astral hot dog dinner	0		
5046	astral six-pack	0		
5047	huge Clan shower	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-04"
5048	shard of double-ice	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5049	manspreader's Rosewater's brainy double-ice cap	0		Mysticality: +5, Mysticality Percent: +30, Monster Level: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 17", Last Available: "2011-04"
5050	narrow rosewater-soaked hale double-ice box of temperance	0		Maximum HP: +20, Stench Resistance: +3, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2011-04"
5051	tumbling sinister dance instructor's double-ice britches of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 3xVolley, 3xLep, cap 17", Last Available: "2011-04"
5052	gray skewed handful of numbers	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
5053	teal Lars the Cyberian	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5054	intriguing puzzle box	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5055	lime green obnoxious riddle	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5056	best joke ever	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5057	quadruple-chilled Atomic Comic	0		Effect: "Flimsy Shield of the Pastalord", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2011-04"
5058	galvanized moist Red Pill	0		Effect: "Shortened", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2011-04"
5059	Skullhead's Screw	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5060	mysterious present	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5061	boxing-glove-in-a-box	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5062	voodoo doll	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5063	red the finger	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5064	squat Salsa de las Epocas	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5065	adequate spaghetti con calaveras	3	good	Last Available: "2011-04"
5066	blinking s'more gun	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5067	flavorless popcorn	4	decent	Last Available: "2011-04"
5068	gigantic moldy chaos popcorn	10	crappy	Last Available: "2011-04"
5069	blurry grievous personal trainer's smartaleck's hole	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2011-04"
5070	innuendo	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5071	normal s'more	0	good	Last Available: "2011-04"
5072	diamond ring	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5073	smooth watered-down Russian Ice	2	awesome	Last Available: "2011-04"
5074	clay ashtray of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2011-05"
5075	spinning lanyard of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5076	aromatic monster pants	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "3xVolley, 3xPotato, cap 17", Last Available: "2011-05"
5077	box of Pok&euml;mann band-aids	0		Last Available: "2011-05"
5078	denatured Pok&euml;mann band-aid	0		Effect: "Stinkybeard", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2011-05"
5079	pulsating spinning reassuring grievous Van der Graaf helmet	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Spooky Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, cap 7", Last Available: "2011-05"
5080	upside-down smelly crutch	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2011-05"
5081	wobbly chaotic shock belt	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5082	double-ionized flattened Okee-Dokee soda	0		Effect: "All Is Forgiven", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2011-05"
5083	Jeselnik's rubber band gun	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Last Available: "2011-05"
5084	ribald pin-stripe slacks	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "6xSombrero, 2xPotato, cap 7", Last Available: "2011-05"
5085	Tesla gloves	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5086	quadruple-magnetized upside-down correction fluid	0		Effect: "Muddled", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2011-05"
5087	cyan up-at-dawn Pok&euml;mann figurine: Porkachu	0		Adventures: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5088	prompt Pok&euml;mann figurine: Magikrap	0		Adventures: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5089	executive Pok&euml;mann figurine: Vegemite	0		Meat Drop: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5090	bouncing skewed nasty Pok&euml;mann figurine: Vermouth	0		Stench Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5091	Pok&euml;mann figurine: Smugleaf of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5092	gray Pok&euml;mann figurine: Twitter of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5093	huge teal Pok&euml;mann figurine: Bloodkip of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5094	ghostly reassuring Pok&euml;mann figurine: Hoboking	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5095	upside-down Pok&euml;mann figurine: Duck of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5096	gray Pok&euml;mann figurine: Nothing of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5097	twirling hardened Pok&euml;mann figurine: Kagosan	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5098	Da Vinci's Pok&euml;mann figurine: Galumpagump	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5099	Annie Oakley's Pok&euml;mann figurine: Shoggoth	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5100	prompt Pok&euml;mann figurine: Frank	0		Adventures: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5101	hardy Pok&euml;mann figurine: Moog	0		Maximum HP: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5102	cold-filtered quantum willyweed	0		Effect: "Turtle Power", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2011-05"
5103	chilled mirror Nuclear Blastball	0		Effect: "Salamander In Your Stomach", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2011-05"
5104	boiled fish juice box	0		Effect: "5 Pounds Lighter", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2011-05"
5105	paint bomb	0		Last Available: "2011-05"
5106	hideous egg	0		Last Available: "2011-05"
5107	bad blurry upside-down Jeppson's Malort	3	decent	Last Available: "2011-06"
5108	fistful of ashes	0		
5109	arcane researcher's stress ball	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Squeeze Stress Ball", Last Available: "2011-05"
5110	twirling huge Li'l Businessman Kit	0		Meat Drop: +5, Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2011-05"
5111	stylish Ultracolor&trade; shirt	0		Moxie: +25, Last Available: "2011-05"
5112	My Own Pen Pal kit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
5113	packet of orchid seeds	0		
5114	stomp box	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
5115	hedge trimmers	0		
5116	blinking A. W. O. L. commendation	0		Last Available: "2011-05"
5117	fuchsia reconstituted crow	0		Last Available: "2011-05"
5118	yellow bird brain	0		
5119	busted wings	0		
5120	shaking Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery	0		Last Available: "2011-05"
5121	wool padded Admiral's hat of chilblains	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Cold Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "atk", Last Available: "2011-05"
5122	red family-friendly stiffened beefcake's aviator's cap	0		Muscle: +25, Damage Reduction: 1, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 12", Last Available: "2011-05"
5123	wool experienced mirrored aviator shades	0		Experience: +2, Cold Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5124	Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy	0		Skill: "Natural Born Skeleton Killer", Last Available: "2011-05"
5125	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5126	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5127	shaking Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5128	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5129	upside-down Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5130	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5131	tarnished corrupted Ultrasoldier Serum	0		Effect: "Violent Night", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2011-06"
5132	rotten shaking elven hardtack	3	crappy	Last Available: "2011-06"
5133	acceptable maroon elven squeeze	4	good	Last Available: "2011-06"
5134	spinning lunar isotope	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5135	E.M.U. joystick	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5136	E.M.U. rocket thrusters	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5137	E.M.U. helmet	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5138	E.M.U. harness	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5139	shaking lime green carton of astral energy drinks	0		
5140	dehydrated blinking astral energy drink	1		
5141	Thwaitgold bee statuette	0		
5142	spinning moon unit	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5143	E.M.U. Unit	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5144	handful of honey	0		
5145	enhanced honeypot	0		Effect: "Salt Rockin'", Effect Duration: 28
5146	flavorless upside-down wild honey pie	3	decent	
5147	hand-crafted practically non-alcoholic blinking honey mead	1	EPIC	
5148	ghostly Annie Oakley's strapping honey dipper of Gandalf	0		Muscle: +5, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +20
5149	up-at-dawn honeybritches of wisdom of the businessman	0		Mysticality: +15, Meat Drop: +50, Adventures: +5, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 2xGhuol, cap 43"
5150	twirling therapeutic Herculean smooth honeycap	0		Moxie: +15, Experience (Muscle): +1, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 43"
5151	huge red horrifying Moonthril Circlet	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2011-06"
5152	skewed ruddy Moonthril Greaves	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Familiar Effect: "cap 25", Last Available: "2011-06"
5153	huge Oprah's Moonthril Flamberge	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2011-06"
5154	blinking nippy Moonthril Longbow	0		Cold Damage: +10, Last Available: "2011-06"
5155	olive tumbling Moonthril Cuirass of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-06"
5156	electrified plush alielf	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2011-06"
5157	non-colloidal shaking twirling Comet Drop	0		Effect: "Heart of Yellow", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2020-09"
5158	boxer's plush dogcat	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Last Available: "2011-06"
5159	hardy plush hamsterpus	0		Maximum HP: +50, Last Available: "2011-06"
5160	rock-hard plush ferrelf	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Last Available: "2011-06"
5161	skewed up-at-dawn plush alien hamsterpus	0		Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2011-06"
5162	flame-wreathed plush mutated alielf	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2011-06"
5163	avaricious plush mutated alielephant of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2011-06"
5164	gray mysterious chest	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-06"
5165	upside-down clever girl	0		Maximum MP: +20, Last Available: "2011-06"
5166	ghostly top hat and cane	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5167	squat blue synthetic dog hair pill	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5168	distention pill	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5169	spinning elven medi-pack	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5170	colloidal concentrated transporter transponder	0		Effect: "Nothing Is Impossible", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2011-06"
5171	ghostly teal Map to Safety Shelter Ronald Prime	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5172	jittery squat gray Map to Safety Shelter Grimace Prime	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5173	jittery elven magi-pack	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5174	aged bouncing Saison du Lune	4	awesome	Last Available: "2011-06"
5175	lousy Moonthril Schnapps	3	decent	Last Available: "2011-06"
5176	perfectly mixed Wrecked Generator	3	super ultra mega EPIC	Last Available: "2011-06"
5177	flavorless huge Spaghetti with Moonballs	8	decent	Last Available: "2011-06"
5178	huge normal yellow Crepes a la Lune	7	good	Last Available: "2011-06"
5179	rotten pulsating Moon Pie	4	crappy	Last Available: "2011-06"
5180	magnetized energized quadruple-tarnished Comet Pop	0		Effect: "Astral Shell", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2011-06"
5181	wet adjusted colloidal skewed Flan in the Moon	0		Effect: "Sticks and Stones", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2011-06"
5182	oxidized super-pickled skewed squat 1/6th Pound Cake	0		Effect: "Berry Berry Cold", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2011-06"
5183	Mint-in-box Moonthril Circlet	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5184	jittery Mint-in-box Moonthril Greaves	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5185	green Mint-in-box Moonthril Cuirass	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5186	Mint-in-box Moonthril Flamberge	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5187	Mint-in-box Moonthril Longbow	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5188	flattened aerosolized honey stick	0		Effect: "Educated (Kinda)", Effect Duration: 37
5189	wet double-ice gum	0		Effect: "Jaba&ntilde;ero Saucesphere", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2011-04"
5190	tumbling energetic vibrating supercool Operation Patriot Shield	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Maximum MP Percent: 30, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Throw Shield", Last Available: "2011-07", Variable
5191	squirming egg sac	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5192	warmed dry mirror corrupted data	0		Effect: "Appeteyes", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2011-06"
5193	11-inch knob sausage	0		
5194	exorcised sandwich	0		
5195	Banfoy's Boutique Order Form	0		Last Available: "2011-07"
5196	skewed savvy Great S-Cape	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-07"
5197	Samson's Marvelous Unitard	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-07"
5198	dehydrated wobbly gooey paste	1	decent	Last Available: "2011-08"
5199	pickled wobbly beastly paste	1	awesome	Last Available: "2011-08"
5200	vaporized wobbly paste	1	crappy	Last Available: "2011-08"
5201	denatured ectoplasmic paste	1	good	Last Available: "2011-08"
5202	dried greasy paste	1	crappy	Last Available: "2011-08"
5203	modified gray narrow bug paste	1	decent	Last Available: "2011-08"
5204	dried hippy paste	1	crappy	Last Available: "2011-08"
5205	twisted yellow jittery orc paste	1	good	Last Available: "2011-08"
5206	dried demonic paste	1	good	Effect: "Optimist Primal", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2011-08"
5207	twisted teal indescribably horrible paste	1	awesome	Last Available: "2011-08"
5208	diluted paste	1	decent	Last Available: "2011-08"
5209	modified gray goblin paste	1	good	Effect: "Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2011-08"
5210	modified upside-down red pirate paste	1	good	Effect: "Turkey-Friendly", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2011-08"
5211	distilled mirror chlorophyll paste	1	good	Last Available: "2011-08"
5212	mixed green upside-down skewed paste	1	awesome	Last Available: "2011-08"
5213	distilled mirror Mer-kin paste	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-08"
5214	diluted slimy paste	1	good	Last Available: "2011-08"
5215	altered twirling penguin paste	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-08"
5216	distilled shaking blue elemental paste	1	awesome	Last Available: "2011-08"
5217	denatured blurry cosmic paste	1	good	Effect: "Rushin' Hands", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2011-08"
5218	dehydrated hobo paste	1	good	Last Available: "2011-08"
5219	altered Crimbo paste	1	good	Last Available: "2011-08"
5220	Teachings of the Fist	0		
5221	fat loot token	0		No Pull
5222	Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette	0		
5223	huge Tome of Clip Art	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-09", Skill: "Summon Clip Art"
5224	toothsome mirror Ur-Donut	3	awesome	Last Available: "2011-09"
5225	The Bomb	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5226	box of Familiar Jacks	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5227	triple-distilled hand-crafted bucket of wine	9	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-09"
5228	flavorless ultrafondue	3	decent	Last Available: "2011-09"
5229	teal unbearable light	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5230	purple snowflake	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5231	crystal skull	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5232	upside-down borrowed time	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5233	box of hammers	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5234	shining halo of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-09"
5235	gravedigger's furry halo	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-09"
5236	yellow frosty halo of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-09"
5237	fireproof time halo	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-09"
5238	tolerable Lumineux Limnio	3	good	Last Available: "2011-09"
5239	triple-distilled hand-crafted upside-down Morto Moreto	9	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-09"
5240	artisanal Temps Tempranillo	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-09"
5241	tolerable Bordeaux Marteaux	3	good	Last Available: "2011-09"
5242	mediocre special Fromage Pinotage	3	decent	Effect: "Stogied", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2011-09"
5243	tolerable spinning Beignet Milgranet	3	good	Last Available: "2011-09"
5244	smooth Muschat	3	awesome	Last Available: "2011-09"
5245	rotten gigantic cool jelly donut	9	crappy	Last Available: "2011-09"
5246	spoiled spinning shrapnel jelly donut	3	crappy	Last Available: "2011-09"
5247	moldy huge occult jelly donut	3	crappy	Last Available: "2011-09"
5248	stale thyme jelly donut	4	decent	Last Available: "2011-09"
5249	diet bland danish	1	decent	Last Available: "2011-09"
5250	flavorless lime green smashed danish	4	decent	Last Available: "2011-09"
5251	normal skewed forbidden danish	3	good	Last Available: "2011-09"
5252	adequate cool cat claw	4	good	Last Available: "2011-09"
5253	spoiled blunt cat claw	4	crappy	Last Available: "2011-09"
5254	jumbo spoiled shadowy cat claw	5	crappy	Last Available: "2011-09"
5255	rotten green cheezburger	3	crappy	Last Available: "2011-09"
5256	decent green toasted brie	3	good	Last Available: "2011-09"
5257	liquefied triple-anodized potion of the field gar	0		Effect: "Armored Innards", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2011-09"
5258	corrupted tumbling too legit potion	0		Effect: "Antibiotic Saucesphere", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2011-09"
5259	boiled irradiated ghostly Bright Water	0		Effect: "Fortunate Resolve", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2011-09"
5260	extra-moist boiled flattened mirror cold-filtered water	0		Effect: "Extra Backbone", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2011-09"
5261	corrupted graveyard snowglobe	0		Effect: "Aquarius Rising", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2011-09"
5262	concentrated cool cat elixir	0		Effect: "Drenched With Filth", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2011-09"
5263	triple-nitrogenated potion of the captain's hammer	0		Effect: "Sweet, Nuts", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2011-09"
5264	warmed Vulcanized bouncing potion of X-ray vision	0		Effect: "Spirit of Alph", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2011-09"
5265	enhanced energized narrow potion of the litterbox	0		Effect: "Venomous Weapon", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2011-09"
5266	diffused potion of animal rage	0		Effect: "Pronounced Potency", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2011-09"
5267	electrified quantum potion of punctual companionship	0		Effect: "The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2011-09"
5268	holy bomb, batman	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5269	ghostly wobbly bobcat grenade	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5270	chocolate frosted sugar bomb	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5271	spinning broken glass grenade	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5272	noxious gas grenade	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5273	skull with a fuse in it	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5274	pulsating boozebomb	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5275	sage hammerus	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Last Available: "2011-09"
5276	horrifying blunt icepick	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Last Available: "2011-09"
5277	squat fluorescent lightbulb of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2011-09"
5278	double-paned vibrating blammer	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Cold Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2011-09"
5279	studded clock-cleaning hammer	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Last Available: "2011-09"
5280	4:20 bomb	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5281	broken clock of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Last Available: "2011-09"
5282	deadly dethklok	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Last Available: "2011-09"
5283	glacial clock of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Last Available: "2011-09"
5284	olive Gygaxian Libram	0		Last Available: "2011-09", Skill: "Summon Dice"
5285	d4	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5286	d6	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5287	d8	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5288	squat cyan d10	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5289	maroon bouncing jittery d12	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5290	d20	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5291	generic healing potion	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5292	generic mana potion	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5293	squat generic restorative potion	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5294	kobold treasure hoard	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5295	gray newborn kobold	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5296	bouncing slightly thicker filthy rags	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-09"
5297	dungeon dragon chest	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5298	normal phish stick	3	good	Last Available: "2011-09"
5299	shellacked beefy plastic vampire fangs of the businessman	0		Muscle: +10, Damage Reduction: 7, Meat Drop: +50, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Feed", Last Available: "2011-10"
5300	Interview With You (a Vampire)	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5301	Make-Your-Own-Vampire-Fangs kit	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5302	your own heart	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5303	Sword of the Brouhaha Prince of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2011-10"
5304	toasty sage slick Chalice of the Malkovich Prince	0		Moxie: +10, Mysticality Percent: +10, Hot Damage: +5, Last Available: "2011-10"
5305	Sceptre of the Torremolinos Prince of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Last Available: "2011-10"
5306	twirling bouncing Medallion of the Ventrilo Prince of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2011-10"
5307	bouncing Haunted Sorority House staff guide	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5308	ghost trap	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5309	shaking chainsaw chain	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5310	blurry shotgun shell	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5311	blurry funhouse mirror	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5312	ionized ghostly body paint	0		Effect: "Saucefingers", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2011-10"
5313	frozen necrotizing body spray	0		Effect: "Bonelording", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2011-10"
5314	adjusted aerosolized quantum bite-me-red lipstick	0		Effect: "Lemon Enlightenment", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2011-10"
5315	diffused huge green whisker pencil	0		Effect: "Very Clean Guns", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2011-10"
5316	Vulcanized deionized alkaline press-on ribs	0		Effect: "Staying Frosty", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2011-10"
5317	energized bouncing spinning Rattlin' Chains	0		Effect: "Prince of Seaside Town", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2011-10"
5318	quadruple-pressed quantum Gummy Brains	0		Effect: "Berry Statistical", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2011-10"
5319	moist super-polymerized green Blood 'n' Plenty	0		Effect: "Spookyravin'", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2011-10"
5320	Vulcanized oxidized tumbling Lobos Mints	0		Effect: "Frosty the Hitman", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2011-10"
5321	quadruple-irradiated Sweet Sword	0		Effect: "PERL of Great Price", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2011-10"
5322	hand-crafted Ecto-Cooler	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-10"
5323	acceptable irresponsibly strong Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	9	good	Last Available: "2011-10"
5324	acceptable practically non-alcoholic Blood Light	1	good	Last Available: "2011-10"
5325	aged spinning Silver Bullet beer	3	awesome	Last Available: "2011-10"
5326	smooth weak twirling jittery Bone's Farm &quot;wine&quot;	2	awesome	Last Available: "2011-10"
5327	upside-down ghost protocol	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5328	wet squat sorority brain	0		Effect: "Mucilaginous Moxiousness", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2011-10"
5329	nitrogenated twirling Nightstalker perfume	0		Effect: "Army of One", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2011-10"
5330	triple-dry aerosolized narrow drum of pomade	0		Effect: "Retrograde Relaxation", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2011-10"
5331	throwing bone	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5332	skewed dance instructor's extra-see-thru nightie	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Last Available: "2011-10"
5333	Socratic beefcake's BRAINS shorts	0		Muscle: +25, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1.5xGhuol", Last Available: "2011-10"
5334	jittery weightlifter's Mesmereyes&trade; contact lenses	0		Muscle: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-10"
5335	scrunchie of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-10"
5336	mirror prompt Tesla extremely skinny jeans	0		Adventures: +3, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy", Last Available: "2011-10"
5337	hardy The Necbromancer's Hat of mayonnaise	0		Maximum HP: +50, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr", Last Available: "2011-10"
5338	blue curative veiny The Necbromancer's Stein of Gandalf	0		Maximum HP: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +20, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2011-10"
5339	hardened dangerous experienced The Necbromancer's Shorts	0		Experience: +2, Weapon Damage: +10, Damage Reduction: 3, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xGhuol", Last Available: "2011-10"
5340	narrow Jack Frost's Van der Graaf cool The Necbromancer's Wizard Staff	0		Moxie: +5, Cold Spell Damage: +50, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2011-10"
5341	The Necbronomicon	0		Skill: "Summon &quot;Boner Battalion&quot;", Last Available: "2011-10"
5342	bad watered-down The Cooler Out of Space	2	decent	Last Available: "2011-10"
5343	ghostly blinking The Necbronomicon (used)	0		Skill: "Summon &quot;Boner Battalion&quot;", Last Available: "2011-10"
5344	tumbling sorority girl's box	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5345	super-quantum activated Necbro wafers	0		Effect: "Guts Feeling", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2020-09"
5346	shaking death blossom	0		
5347	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used)	0		Skill: "Holiday Weight Gain", Last Available: "2009-12"
5348	yellow jittery A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used)	0		Skill: "Jingle Bells", Last Available: "2009-12"
5349	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used)	0		Skill: "Candyblast", Last Available: "2009-12"
5350	ghostly A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used)	0		Skill: "Surge of Icing", Last Available: "2009-12"
5351	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used)	0		Skill: "Stealth Mistletoe", Last Available: "2009-12"
5352	tumbling A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used)	0		Skill: "Cringle's Curative Carol", Last Available: "2009-12"
5353	jar of oil	0		
5354	The Art of Slapfighting (used)	0		Class: "Seal Clubber", Skill: "Iron Palm Technique", Last Available: "2010-06"
5355	Uncle Romulus (used)	0		Class: "Turtle Tamer", Skill: "Curiosity of Br'er Tarrypin", Last Available: "2010-03"
5356	jittery A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used)	0		Class: "Pastamancer", Skill: "Stringozzi Serpent", Last Available: "2010-04"
5357	Zu Mannk&auml;se Dienen (used)	0		Class: "Sauceror", Skill: "K&auml;seso&szlig;esturm", Last Available: "2010-01"
5358	Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used)	0		Class: "Disco Bandit", Skill: "Kung Fu Hustler", Last Available: "2011-01"
5359	twirling Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled)	0		Class: "Accordion Thief", Skill: "Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration", Last Available: "2010-02"
5360	green Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used)	0		Skill: "Toynado", Last Available: "2010-12"
5361	squat The Joy of Wassailing (used)	0		Skill: "Wassail", Last Available: "2010-12"
5362	pulsating CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used)	0		Skill: "Fashionably Late", Last Available: "2011-01"
5363	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used)	0		Skill: "Executive Narcolepsy", Last Available: "2011-01"
5364	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used)	0		Skill: "Lunch Break", Last Available: "2011-01"
5365	shaking CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used)	0		Skill: "Offensive Joke", Last Available: "2011-01"
5366	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used)	0		Skill: "Managerial Manipulation", Last Available: "2011-01"
5367	Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded)	0		Skill: "Natural Born Skeleton Killer", Last Available: "2011-05"
5368	Ellsbury's journal (used)	0		Skill: "Unaccompanied Miner", Last Available: "2010-09"
5369	KoL Con 8-Bit power bracelet of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2011-09"
5370	boiler	0		
5371	stuffed-shirt scarecrow	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-11"
5372	squat plastic trollipop of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
5373	fuchsia plastic Fudge Wizard of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2011-12"
5374	smelly plastic abominable fudgeman	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2011-12"
5375	mirror upside-down Jack Frost's plastic colollilossus	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2011-12"
5376	careful hardy plastic Big Candy	0		Maximum HP: +50, Monster Level: -10, Last Available: "2011-12"
5377	The Groose in the Hoose	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-12"
5378	blinking spruce juice	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5379	modified ghostly shaking groose grease	1	good	Last Available: "2012-12"
5380	lollipop stick	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5381	bananagate	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5382	blinking skewed pearidot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5383	tourmalime	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5384	kumquartz	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5385	huge strawberyl	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5386	jittery Samson's ridiculous belt	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Last Available: "2011-11"
5387	supercool ridiculous earring	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Last Available: "2011-11"
5388	sharpshooter's ridiculous sunglasses	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Last Available: "2011-11"
5389	adequate ridiculous sandwich	3	good	Last Available: "2011-11"
5390	hand-crafted weak ridiculous cocktail	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-11"
5391	brawny zombie monkey necklace of terror	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +10
5392	Thwaitgold butterfly statuette	0		
5393	scrap of paper	0		
5394	sandpaper	0		
5395	fuchsia peppermint sprout	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5396	concentrated deionized cyan peppermint twist	0		Effect: "Chock Full o' Nanites", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2011-11"
5397	miniature stale shaking peppermint patty	2	decent	Last Available: "2011-11"
5398	wobbly lime green peppermint crook	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5399	peppermint rhino baby	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5400	lime green candy cane candygram	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
5401	peppermint parasol	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5402	teal Jeselnik's candy cane	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Last Available: "2011-12"
5403	narrow Mint Salton Pepper's Peppermint Seed Catalog	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5404	Peppermint Pip Packet	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5405	therapeutic veiny cane-mail shirt of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Maximum HP: +10, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2011-12"
5406	blinking Usain Bolt's greedy frightening cane-mail pants	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +20, Initiative: +80, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xBarrr, cap 25", Last Available: "2011-12"
5407	artisanal gray Vodka Matryoshka	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-12"
5408	weak bad squat upside-down Gin Mint	2	decent	Last Available: "2011-12"
5409	bad narrow Tequiz Navidad	4	decent	Last Available: "2011-12"
5410	weak tolerable spinning Mint Yulep	2	good	Last Available: "2011-12"
5411	artisanal Crimbojito	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-12"
5412	weak tolerable teal Sangria de Menthe	2	good	Last Available: "2011-12"
5413	spinning candycaine powder	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
5414	licorice boa	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
5415	colloidal vacuum-sealed licorice root	0		Effect: "Corona de la Salsa", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2011-12"
5416	chilled olive banana supersucker	0		Effect: "Sticks and Stones", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2011-11"
5417	ionized corrupted squat pear supersucker	0		Effect: "Blood-Rich", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2011-11"
5418	aerosolized adjusted lime supersucker	0		Effect: "Uncaged Power", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2011-11"
5419	diffused wet wobbly kumquat supersucker	0		Effect: "No Worries", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2011-11"
5420	deionized non-pickled flattened narrow strawberry supersucker	0		Effect: "You're Not Cooking", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2011-11"
5421	fuchsia careful bananarama bangle	0		Monster Level: -10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-11"
5422	twirling pulsating beefcake's pair of pearidot earrings	0		Muscle: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-11"
5423	skewed extremely unsafe tourmalime tourniquet	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-11"
5424	deadly kumquartz ring	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-11"
5425	energetic strawberyl necklace	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-11"
5426	gravedigger's ruddy sucker bucket	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Spooky Damage: +10, Last Available: "2011-11"
5427	resourceful sucker hakama	0		Maximum MP: +50, Familiar Effect: "afk, cap 12", Last Available: "2011-11"
5428	jittery sage sucker kabuto	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "Atk, cap 12", Last Available: "2011-11"
5429	miser's sucker tachi	0		Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2011-11"
5430	sucker scaffold	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5431	cinnamon troll doll	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5432	squat narrow fuchsia grape troll doll	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5433	raspberry troll doll	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5434	DNOTC Box	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
5435	fudgecule	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5436	extra-polymerized wet fudge lily	0		Effect: "Sticky Hands", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2011-11"
5437	pulsating superheated fudge	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5438	polarized fluid of fudge-finding	0		Effect: "Izchak's Blessing", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2011-11"
5439	shaking fudgepuck	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5440	miniature normal fudgesicle	2	good	Last Available: "2011-11"
5441	wand of fudge control	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5442	narrow The Kloop in the Coop	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-12"
5443	miniscule beatbox	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5444	Vulcanized jittery devilish folio	0		Effect: "Hobo Flavor", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2012-12"
5445	clumsiness bark	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5446	jar full of wind	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5447	dangerous jerkcicle	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5448	yellow blurry furious stone	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5449	blurry vanity stone	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5450	mirror lecherous stone	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5451	jealousy stone	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5452	twirling avarice stone	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5453	blue wobbly gluttonous stone	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5454	gummi ingot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5455	gummi ingot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5456	fuchsia gummi ingot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5457	anodized wet spinning wobbly Fudgie Roll	0		Effect: "Compensatory Cruelness", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2011-11"
5458	stale fudge bunny	3	decent	Last Available: "2011-11"
5459	fudge spork	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5460	baleful fudgecycle of extreme caution of the empath	0		Spell Damage: +25, Monster Level: -25, Familiar Weight: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-11"
5461	pulsating fudge cube	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5462	blank fudge mold	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5463	Libram of Resolutions	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-01", Skill: "Summon Resolutions"
5464	quantum quantum tumbling resolution: be wealthier	0		Effect: "Mushroom Might", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2012-01"
5465	oxidized polymerized ghostly resolution: be happier	0		Effect: "Inappropriate Spirit", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2012-01"
5466	galvanized extra-electrified resolution: be stronger	0		Effect: "Egg-stra Arm", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2012-01"
5467	frozen wet resolution: be smarter	0		Effect: "Cake Caked", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2012-01"
5468	chilled pressed red resolution: be sexier	0		Effect: "The Rich Get Richer", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2012-01"
5469	flattened resolution: be feistier	0		Effect: "Don't Rest Ye, Bold Adventurer", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2012-01"
5470	diffused wobbly ghostly resolution: be kinder	0		Effect: "Dreadful Fear", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2012-01"
5471	non-dry super-colloidal resolution: be more adventurous	0		Effect: "Jittery", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2012-01"
5472	pressed colloidal magnetized resolution: be luckier	0		Effect: "Work For Hours a Week", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2012-01"
5473	gummi ingot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5474	gummi ingot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5475	gummi ingot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5476	corrupted wobbly wobbly gummi salamander	0		Effect: "Hagnk's Gratitude", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2011-11"
5477	super-warmed concentrated improved gummi snake	0		Effect: "Bat Attitude", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2011-11"
5478	adjusted wet gummi canary	0		Effect: "Innately Strong", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2011-11"
5479	rotten gummi bear	3	crappy	Last Available: "2011-11"
5480	normal massive red gummi bear	7	good	Last Available: "2011-11"
5481	special massive decent gummi bear	6	good	Effect: "Angry like the Wolf", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2011-11"
5482	spoiled skewed drunki-bear	4	crappy	Last Available: "2011-11"
5483	jumbo normal spinning fuchsia drunki-bear	5	good	Last Available: "2011-11"
5484	snack-sized yummy drunki-bear	2	awesome	Last Available: "2011-11"
5485	Annie Oakley's gummi bowtie	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Last Available: "2011-11"
5486	fudge pocket square of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2011-11"
5487	aromatic lollipop cufflinks	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2011-11"
5488	trilobite fossil	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5489	ammonite fossil	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5490	bouncing belemnite fossil	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5491	bouncing trilobite candy mold	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5492	maroon shaking ammonite candy mold	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5493	belemnite candy mold	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5494	energized modified green gummi trilobite	0		Effect: "Cuts Like a Lightly-Buttered Knife", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2011-11"
5495	liquefied gummi ammonite	0		Effect: "Dreadful Heat", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2011-11"
5496	vacuum-sealed electrified mirror gummi belemnite	0		Effect: "Artificially Sweet", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2011-11"
5497	jittery all-year sucker	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5498	heart of dark chocolate	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5499	auspicious banded Big Candy's tophat	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Item Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xGhoul, 1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2011-11"
5500	Fuzzby	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-11"
5501	shaking maroon Jackass Plumber home game	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5502	Trivial Avocations board game	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5503	Tickle-Me Emilio	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5504	tumbling blessed box	0		
5505	wobbly pack of pogs	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5506	stale jerky coins	3	decent	Last Available: "2011-11"
5507	watered-down lousy Go-Wassail	2	decent	Last Available: "2011-11"
5508	extra-quantum electrified teal Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide	0		Effect: "Elemental Saucesphere", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2011-11"
5509	oxidized triple-corrupted bottle of bubbles	0		Effect: "Spooky Blur", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2011-11"
5510	warmed chilled wind-up meatcar	0		Effect: "Sewer-Drenched", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2011-11"
5511	Trivial Avocations Card: What?	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5512	Trivial Avocations Card: When?	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5513	Trivial Avocations Card: Who?	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5514	teal Trivial Avocations Card: Where?	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5515	pog #01 (spider)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5516	gray pog #02 (Knob goblin)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5517	pog #03 (warwelf)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5518	pog #04 (skleleton)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5519	pog #05 (ninja snowman)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5520	pog #06 (filthy hippy)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5521	narrow pog #07 (orcish frat boy)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5522	teal pog #08 (hellion)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5523	pog #09 (pirate)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5524	fuchsia pog #10 (hobo)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5525	pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5526	alkaline tarnished spinning green mirror Atomic Pop	0		Effect: "Comprehensively Nourished", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2020-09"
5527	upside-down do-rag	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-11"
5528	whimpering willow bark	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5529	rotten miniature gray skewed berries of suffering	2	crappy	Last Available: "2012-12"
5530	adjusted baobab sap	0		Effect: "Fiery Spirit", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2012-12"
5531	bouncing cup of hickory chicory	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5532	magnolia blossom	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5533	warmed boiled Mortimer's nostrum	0		Effect: "El Vibrations", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2012-12"
5534	lousy practically non-alcoholic maroon Barulio's bottle	1	decent	Last Available: "2012-12"
5535	boiled tumbling Marvin's marvelous pill	0		Effect: "Chorale of Companionship", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2012-12"
5536	Winifred's whistle	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5537	prose pen	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5538	upside-down half-empty carton of milk	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5539	jittery glass of warm water	0		Free Pull
5540	frozen anodized shaking desktop zen garden	0		Effect: "Hot Hands", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2012-12"
5541	Vivian's Vitamin	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5542	pink-belly slapper	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5543	blurry executive strapping Leapin' Trousers	0		Muscle: +5, Meat Drop: +40
5544	artisanal squat eggnog	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-12"
5545	immense stale hamhock	10	decent	Last Available: "2012-12"
5546	mirror The Thorax's Codex of Tormenting Plants	0		Skill: "Torment Plant", Last Available: "2012-12"
5547	squat Clancy's sackbut	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5548	ghostly Ghost Pinching Quarterly	0		Skill: "Pinch Ghost", Last Available: "2012-12"
5549	huge Clancy's crumhorn	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5550	The Snitch's Manifesto	0		Skill: "Tattle", Last Available: "2012-12"
5551	Clancy's lute	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5552	gray strapping Trusty	0		Muscle: +5
5553	can of Rain-Doh	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5554	squat empty Rain-Doh can	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5555	energized fireclutch	0		Effect: "Funky Coal Patina", Effect Duration: 62
5556	upside-down stanky dance instructor's Rain-Doh wings	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2012-02"
5557	Rain-Doh agent	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5558	hardy Fonzie's Rain-Doh laser gun	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Maximum HP: +50, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2012-02"
5559	supercharged personal trainer's Rain-Doh lantern	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Softcore Only, Lantern: 1, Lantern Element: "Stench", Last Available: "2012-02"
5560	Rain-Doh balls	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5561	spinning Rain-Doh indigo cup	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5562	stylish Rain-Doh violet bo of courage	0		Moxie: +25, Spooky Resistance: +3, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2012-02"
5563	red Rain-Doh box	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5564	Rain-Doh box full of monster	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5565	stale PB&BP	3	decent	
5566	bland skewed club sandwich	4	decent	
5567	stale spinning spinning corned-beef Reuben	3	decent	
5568	twirling frayed ninja rope	0		
5569	dull ninja crampons	0		
5570	blinking loose ninja carabiner	0		
5571	Groar's fur	0		
5572	Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette	0		
5573	weak tolerable Drac & Tan	2	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5574	perfectly mixed boozy upside-down Transylvania Sling	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5575	weak perfectly mixed Shot of the Living Dead	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5576	mediocre special bouncing Buttery Knob	3	decent	Effect: "Pwnd", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2012-03"
5577	drinkable blue Slippery Knob	3	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5578	fortified perfectly mixed Flaming Knob	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5579	drinkable triple-distilled Grasshopper	10	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5580	artisanal Locust	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5581	delicious Plague of Locusts	4	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5582	bad Red Dwarf	3	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5583	bad purple Golden Mean	4	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5584	bad huge Green Giant	3	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5585	acceptable gray Aye Aye	4	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5586	weak hand-crafted wobbly Aye Aye, Captain	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5587	acceptable mirror Aye Aye, Tooth Tooth	3	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5588	extra-dry acceptable fancy mirror wobbly Humanitini	5	good	Effect: "Slippery Tongue", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2012-03"
5589	drinkable high-proof cyan More Humanitini than Humanitini	9	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5590	aged weak blurry Oh, the Humanitini	2	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5591	practically non-alcoholic drinkable Great Older Fashioned	1	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5592	tolerable purple Fuzzy Tentacle	4	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5593	triple-distilled perfectly mixed Crazymaker	7	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5594	enchanted artisanal Zoodriver	4	EPIC	Effect: "Very Clean Teeth", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2012-03"
5595	tolerable Sloe Comfortable Zoo	4	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5596	artisanal squat teal Sloe Comfortable Zoo on Fire	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5597	perfectly mixed Suffering Sinner	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5598	delicious Suppurating Sinner	4	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5599	mediocre Sizzling Sinner	4	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5600	smooth extra-dry Firewater	5	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5601	acceptable Earth and Firewater	4	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5602	practically non-alcoholic hand-crafted green Earth, Wind and Firewater	1	super ultra EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5603	watered-down smooth Slimosa	2	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5604	perfectly mixed Extra-slimy Slimosa	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5605	hand-crafted Slimebite	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5606	tolerable practically non-alcoholic Cement Mixer	1	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5607	bad weak ghostly Jackhammer	2	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5608	hand-crafted olive Dump Truck	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5609	distilled perfectly mixed Fauna Libre	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5610	smooth fancy spinning Chakra Libre	4	awesome	Effect: "Thicker, Sicker", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2012-03"
5611	drinkable Aura Libre	4	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5612	bad Sazerorc	3	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5613	hand-crafted spinning Sazuruk-hai	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5614	weak delicious bouncing olive tumbling Flaming Sazerorc	2	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5615	enchanted lousy maroon Green Velvet	3	decent	Effect: "Mortarfied", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2012-03"
5616	aged Green Muslin	3	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5617	weak tolerable Green Burlap	2	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5618	mediocre purple Mohobo	3	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5619	mediocre strong Moonshine Mohobo	5	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5620	perfectly mixed Flaming Mohobo	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5621	practically non-alcoholic smooth Drunken Philosopher	1	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5622	drinkable strong Drunken Neurologist	5	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5623	hand-crafted spirit-forward tumbling Drunken Astrophysicist	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5624	mediocre watered-down jittery Dark & Starry	2	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5625	high-proof enchanted bad blinking Black Hole	7	decent	Effect: "Ooh, Umami!", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2012-03"
5626	smooth Event Horizon	3	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5627	artisanal Herring Daiquiri	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5628	watered-down lousy wobbly Herring Wallbanger	2	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5629	perfectly mixed Herringtini	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5630	special watered-down artisanal Lollipop Drop	2	EPIC	Effect: "Red Around the Gills", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2012-03"
5631	irresponsibly strong bad Candy Alexander	7	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5632	weak bad Candicaine	2	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5633	weak drinkable Caipiranha	2	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5634	perfectly mixed watered-down Flying Caipiranha	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5635	practically non-alcoholic perfectly mixed Flaming Caipiranha	1	super ultra EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5636	drinkable watered-down purple upside-down Punchplanter	2	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5637	hand-crafted extra-dry Doublepunchplanter	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5638	hand-crafted huge Haymaker	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5639	Small Medium	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-03"
5640	crystal decanter	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2012-03"
5641	decent olive fungus	3	good	
5642	poisoned dart	0		
5643	flattened twirling ghostly stone wool	0		Effect: "Slippery Tongue", Effect Duration: 35
5644	huge stones	0		
5645	the Nostril of the Serpent	0		
5646	calendar fragment	0		
5647	red sharpshooter's calendar	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10
5648	supercharged Boris's Helm of the cheetah	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Initiative: +60, Softcore Only, Free Pull, Familiar Effect: "atk, MP regen, cap 25", Last Available: "2012-04", Minstrel Level: +1, Softcore Only: [1-path(Avatar of Boris)]
5649	avaricious staph of homophones of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +30, Alters Page Text
5650	vibrating extremely unsafe Boris's Helm (askew) of chilblains	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Cold Damage: +25, Softcore Only, Free Pull, Familiar Effect: "atk, MP regen, cap 25", Last Available: "2012-04", Minstrel Level: +1, Softcore Only: [1-path(Avatar of Boris)]
5651	mime soul fragment	0		Last Available: "2012-04"
5652	Monster Manuel	0		Free Pull
5653	key-o-tron	0		
5654	stale miniature maroon nailswurst	2	decent	
5655	spirit-forward drinkable used beer	5	good	
5656	tumbling Huggler Radio	0		Free Pull
5657	blinking fettucini &eacute;pines Inconnu recipe	0		Recipe: "fettucini &eacute;pines Inconnu"
5658	jittery mirror slap and slap again recipe	0		Recipe: "slap and slap again"
5659	cyan insulting hat of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Familiar Effect: "cap 2"
5660	up-at-dawn offensive moustache	0		Adventures: +5, Single Equip
5661	narrow asbestos-lined hairshirt	0		Hot Resistance: +5
5662	Olympic-sized Clan crate	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-05"
5663	pulsating microwave	0		Free Pull
5664	pony keg	0		Free Pull
5665	How to Tolerate Jerks	0		Skill: "Thick-Skinned"
5666	How to Hold a Grudge	0		Skill: "Chip on your Shoulder"
5667	lime green puppet strings	0		Free Pull
5668	bouncing bagged &quot;L&quot;	0		
5669	cyan club	0		
5670	flavorless fettucini &eacute;pines Inconnu	4	decent	
5671	irresponsibly strong mediocre mirror slap and slap again	10	decent	
5672	gunpowder burrito	2	good	
5673	beery blood	2	good	
5674	&quot;L&quot;	0		
5675	modified blinking watered-down Red Minotaur	1		Effect: "A Contender", Effect Duration: 35
5676	ghostly yellow pool torpedo	0		Last Available: "2012-05"
5677	rosy-cheeked Ze&trade; goggles	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "Atk, cap 7", Last Available: "2012-05"
5678	soggy used band-aid	0		Last Available: "2012-05"
5679	stylish stylish swimsuit of the pedagogue	0		Moxie: +25, Experience: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 10", Last Available: "2012-05"
5680	lost key	0		Last Available: "2012-05"
5681	toothsome P.B.L.T.	3	awesome	
5682	note from Clancy	0		Skill: "Request Sandwich"
5683	BURT	0		
5684	bouncing handful of juicy garbage	0		
5685	yellow bugbear communicator badge	0		
5686	blurry quantum nanopolymer spider web	0		
5687	bugbear autopsy tweezers	0		
5688	UV monocular of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Single Equip
5689	drone self-destruct chip	0		
5690	cyan Jeff Goldblum larva	0		
5691	gray skewed pacification grenade	0		
5692	quantum disintegrator pistol of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5
5693	ghostly phase-tuned shield generator belt of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Single Equip
5694	Thwaitgold woollybear statuette	0		
5695	olive squat friendly bugbear detector	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Single Equip
5696	jittery yellow bugbear purification pill	0		
5697	gray 1 Meat	0		
5698	energetic cool The Lost Glasses	0		Moxie: +5, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Single Equip
5699	lime green The Lost Pill Bottle	0		Last Available: "2012-05"
5700	The Lost Comb	0		
5701	Moping Artistic Goth Kid	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-06"
5702	mannequin	0		Familiar Weight: +5
5703	ghostly gray crayon shavings	0		Last Available: "2012-06"
5704	wax bugbear	0		Last Available: "2012-06"
5705	spinning foul-smelling curative wax hat	0		Stench Damage: +10, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy", Last Available: "2012-06"
5706	upside-down smartaleck's wax pants of the detective	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Item Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xBarrr, cap 12", Last Available: "2012-06"
5707	FDKOL commendation	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5708	altered tarnished drop of water-37	0		Effect: "Booing Radly", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2012-07"
5709	energetic curative fireman's helmet	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "cold atk", Last Available: "2012-07"
5712	wizardly fire axe	0		Mysticality: +25, Last Available: "2012-07"
5713	prompt smelly fire extinguisher of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2012-07"
5714	FDKOL tattoo	0		
5715	Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians	0		Skill: "Frigidalmatian", Last Available: "2012-07"
5716	Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used)	0		Skill: "Frigidalmatian", Last Available: "2012-07"
5717	normal FDKOL hotcakes	3	good	Last Available: "2012-07"
5718	shaking blue hot egg	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5719	narrow smoking grass	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5720	adequate massive ghostly fiery wing	9	good	Last Available: "2012-07"
5721	horrifying wings of fire of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Spooky Damage: +25, Last Available: "2012-07"
5722	blue Temple Grandin's FDKOL fire hose	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Last Available: "2012-07"
5723	polymerized Vulcanized bottle of fire	0		Effect: "Elemental Saucesphere", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2012-07"
5724	huge molten brick	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5725	hot daub	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5726	avaricious toasty hot daub bun	0		Hot Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +30, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cap 21", Last Available: "2012-07"
5727	savvy hot daub stand of the glutton	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Food Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cap 21", Last Available: "2012-07"
5728	Annie Oakley's brainy foot-long hot daub	0		Mysticality: +5, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Last Available: "2012-07"
5729	ballpark hot daub	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5730	tasty angst burger	4	awesome	
5731	aged weak blurry 5-hour acrimony	2	awesome	
5732	blank note	0		
5733	eerily silent box	0		
5734	flavorless forbidden sausage	4	decent	
5735	dangerous Lord Flameface's cloak	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Swirl Cloak", Last Available: "2012-07"
5736	dry jittery Drizzlers&trade; Black Licorice	0		Effect: "Stinky Hands", Effect Duration: 16
5737	aerosolized daub-breaker	0		Effect: "Perfect Hair", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2020-09"
5738	blurry greasy Camp Scout backpack	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Softcore Only, Drops Items, Last Available: "2012-07"
5739	CSA fire-starting kit	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5740	delicious twirling squat bag of GORP	3	awesome	Last Available: "2012-07"
5741	triple-distilled hand-crafted water purification pills	10	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-07"
5742	Camp Scout pup tent	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5743	acceptable CSA scoutmaster's &quot;water&quot;	4	good	Last Available: "2012-07"
5744	delicious snack-sized maroon bag of GORF	2	awesome	Last Available: "2012-07"
5745	CSA discount card	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
5746	decent bag of QWOP	4	good	Last Available: "2012-07"
5747	Vulcanized oxidized enhanced CSA bravery badge	0		Effect: "Prelude of Precision", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2012-07"
5748	skewed CSA all-purpose soap	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5749	drinkable irresponsibly strong blinking CSA cheerfulness ration	7	good	Last Available: "2012-07"
5750	CSA obedience grenade	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5751	Tales of the Word Realms	0		
5752	diet flavorless teal crappy brain	1	decent	
5753	bland bite-sized decent brain	1	decent	
5754	rotten gigantic tumbling good brain	10	crappy	
5755	huge decent cyan boss brain	9	good	
5756	adequate hunter brain	4	good	
5758	Tesla smartaleck's Staff of Holiday Sensations of extreme caution	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Monster Level: -25, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2011-11"
5759	staff of the brute of the early riser	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Adventures: +7
5760	medical-grade therapeutic Samson's staff	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, HP Regen Min: 12, HP Regen Max: 17
5761	horrifying wizardly Staff of the Scummy Sink of doom	0		Mysticality: +25, Spooky Damage: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Slime Hates It: +1
5762	nose	0		
5763	scandalous coward's Superhero Reboots	0		Monster Level: -20, Sleaze Damage: +5
5764	fuzzy busby of the overflowing toilet of horror	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, cap 32"
5765	knitted fuzzy earmuffs of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Cold Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, cap 32"
5766	crafty fuzzy montera of wisdom of temperance	0		Mysticality: +15, Maximum MP: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, cap 32"
5767	skewed lime green Unagnimated Gnome	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-08"
5768	gnomish swimmer's ears	0		Better Diver: +10, Equips On: "Reagnimated Gnome", Familiar Effect: "underwater", Last Available: "2012-08"
5769	gnomish coal miner's lung	0		Equips On: "Reagnimated Gnome", Familiar Effect: "block", Last Available: "2012-08"
5770	gnomish tennis elbow	0		Equips On: "Reagnimated Gnome", Familiar Effect: "damage", Last Available: "2012-08"
5771	tumbling gnomish housemaid's kgnee	0		Equips On: "Reagnimated Gnome", Familiar Effect: "gain advs", Last Available: "2012-08"
5772	gnomish athlete's foot	0		Equips On: "Reagnimated Gnome", Familiar Effect: "delevel", Last Available: "2012-08"
5773	Thwaitgold maggot statuette	0		
5774	talkative skull	0		
5775	fronts	0		Familiar Weight: +5
5776	huge foul-smelling wizardly Barney's rake	0		Mysticality: +25, Stench Damage: +10
5778	stale idiot brain	4	decent	
5779	Jim Carey's keel-haulin' knife	0		Monster Level: +25
5780	wobbly shaking cyan lightning-fast ice cream scoop	0		Initiative: +40
5781	hand-crafted soft echo eyedrop antidote martini	3	EPIC	
5782	morningwood plank	0		
5783	raging hardwood plank	0		
5784	weirdwood plank	0		
5785	thick caulk	0		
5786	hard screw	0		
5787	twirling messy butt joint	0		
5788	ghostly smut orc keepsake box	0		
5789	squat bubblin' crude	0		
5790	box of bear arms	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5791	family-friendly manspreader's right bear arm	0		Monster Level: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Kodiak Moment", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Grizzly Scene", Last Available: "2012-09", Softcore Only: [1-path(Zombie Slayer)]
5792	Usain Bolt's Sherlock's cool left bear arm	0		Moxie: +5, Item Drop: +25, Initiative: +80, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Bear-Backrub", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Bear-ly Legal", Last Available: "2012-09", Softcore Only: [1-path(Zombie Slayer)]
5793	teal banded Hat O' Nine Tails	0		Damage Absorption: +100
5794	adjusted electrified twirling Enchanted Plunger	0		Effect: "Cuts Like a Lightly-Buttered Knife", Effect Duration: 35
5795	dry olive Enchanted Flyswatter	0		Effect: "Human-Hippy Hybrid", Effect Duration: 17
5796	flattened cold-filtered Gearhead Goo	0		Effect: "Almost Cool", Effect Duration: 21
5797	colloidal electrified bouncing Missing Eye Simulation Device	0		Effect: "Hot Blooded", Effect Duration: 36
5798	non-corrupted irradiated altered Gnollish Crossdress	0		Effect: "Mushroom Samba", Effect Duration: 50
5799	super-pressed narrow jittery eldritch dough	0		Effect: "Engorged Weapon", Effect Duration: 65
5800	quantum squat Charity's choker	0		Effect: "Oiled Skin", Effect Duration: 53
5801	unsweetened colloidal Smart Bone Dust	0		Effect: "Overstimulated", Effect Duration: 36
5802	adjusted perpendicular guano	0		Effect: "Smelly Pants", Effect Duration: 30
5803	denatured modified twirling blue narrow White Chocolate Golem Seeds	0		Effect: "Halloweeny", Effect Duration: 37
5804	quadruple-magnetized cold-filtered Shivering Ch&egrave;vre	0		Effect: "Engorged Weapon", Effect Duration: 13
5805	liquefied twirling twirling breath mint	0		Effect: "Your Eyes are Peeled!", Effect Duration: 31
5806	altered muesli	0		Effect: "Simulation Stimulation", Effect Duration: 29
5807	extra-polymerized magnetized upside-down glass of warm milk	0		Effect: "Simulation Stimulation", Effect Duration: 28
5808	ionized glass of gnat milk	0		Effect: "Disdain of the War Snapper", Effect Duration: 61
5809	adjusted activated Knob Goblin Mutagen	0		Effect: "Oxygenated Blood", Effect Duration: 49
5810	double-wet super-nitrogenated upside-down Tears of the Quiet Healer	0		Effect: "Baconstoned", Effect Duration: 35
5811	wet diffused blinking tube of lipstick	0		Effect: "Gleaming White Teeth", Effect Duration: 58
5812	altered ghostly yellow skelelton spine	0		Effect: "Bastard!", Effect Duration: 46
5813	boiled ionized smut orc sunglasses	0		Effect: "Intimidating Mien", Effect Duration: 30
5814	super-cold-filtered triple-magnetized enhanced blob of acid	0		Effect: "Poker Faced", Effect Duration: 24
5815	warmed narrow mirror flayed mind	0		Effect: "Be a Mind Master", Effect Duration: 18
5816	anodized anodized green kobold kibble	0		Effect: "Toast Tea", Effect Duration: 44
5817	Vulcanized olive forest spirit rattle	0		Effect: "Orchid Blood", Effect Duration: 57
5818	quantum nitrogenated narrow Stone Golem pebbles	0		Effect: "Dreadful Smell", Effect Duration: 44
5819	moist energized tumbling gravy fairy warlock hat	0		Effect: "Spiky Frozen Hair", Effect Duration: 27
5820	vacuum-sealed bull blubber	0		Effect: "Transcendental Wind", Effect Duration: 54
5821	ionized frog lip-print	0		Effect: "Swimming Head", Effect Duration: 59
5822	frozen gazely stare	0		Effect: "Fan-Cooled", Effect Duration: 23
5823	triple-magnetized activated vacuum-sealed twirling canopic jar	0		Effect: "Moon'd", Effect Duration: 35
5824	non-pressed activated liquefied jittery clove-flavored lip balm	0		Effect: "Starry-Eyed", Effect Duration: 43
5825	magnetized activated enhanced Skullery Maid's Knee	0		Effect: "Human-Penguin Hybrid", Effect Duration: 51
5826	dry diffused zombie hollandaise	0		Effect: "Locks Like the Raven", Effect Duration: 65
5827	double-chilled altered skeletal banana	0		Effect: "Down With Chow", Effect Duration: 24
5828	flattened gilt perfume bottle	0		Effect: "Sharp Weapon", Effect Duration: 55
5829	cold-filtered irradiated shaking fuchsia janglin' bones	0		Effect: "Boon of She-Who-Was", Effect Duration: 16
5830	modified teal pygmy papers	0		Effect: "Raging Animal", Effect Duration: 24
5831	adjusted pygmy dart	0		Effect: "Chain Chain Chains", Effect Duration: 43
5832	moist tumbling secret mummy herbs and spices	0		Effect: "Far Out", Effect Duration: 29
5833	dry dry brigand brittle	0		Effect: "Salt Rockin'", Effect Duration: 32
5834	Vulcanized energized triple-chilled blinking spinning holistic headache remedy	0		Effect: "Gingerbread Robust", Effect Duration: 33
5835	chilled altered wobbly scrunchie tourniquet	0		Effect: "Kernel Panic!", Effect Duration: 37
5836	denatured blinking embezzler's oil	0		Effect: "Leo Rising", Effect Duration: 11
5837	polymerized bouncing Fu Manchu Wax	0		Effect: "Cinnamouth", Effect Duration: 59
5838	frozen Iiti Kitty Gumdrop	0		Effect: "Charrrming", Effect Duration: 67
5839	quantum oxidized ravenous eye	0		Effect: "Crimbo Flavor", Effect Duration: 22
5840	frozen adjusted pickled Rogue Windmill Rouge	0		Effect: "Deadly Flashing Blade", Effect Duration: 12
5841	corrupted adjusted A muse-bouche	0		Effect: "Sweet Taste", Effect Duration: 26
5842	galvanized electrified toothbrush	0		Effect: "Engorged Weapon", Effect Duration: 20
5843	frozen pirate cream pie	0		Effect: "Simulation Stimulation", Effect Duration: 25
5844	polymerized dry ghostly una poca de gracia	0		Effect: "Chalky Hand", Effect Duration: 63
5845	irradiated altered compressed air canister	0		Effect: "Creepypasted", Effect Duration: 16
5846	quadruple-dry narrow upside-down salt water taffy	0		Effect: "Cotton Mouthed", Effect Duration: 25
5847	colloidal blurry olive unholy water	0		Effect: "On a Roll", Effect Duration: 33
5848	irradiated pressed Bangyomaman battle juice	0		Effect: "On the Shoulders of Giants", Effect Duration: 65
5849	dry energized handyman &quot;hand soap&quot;	0		Effect: "Mucilaginous Muscle", Effect Duration: 55
5850	vacuum-sealed corrupted space marine flash grenade	0		Effect: "Heavily Breathing", Effect Duration: 14
5851	galvanized flattened temporary tribal tattoo	0		Effect: "Super Structure", Effect Duration: 43
5852	polarized blinking oil-filled donut	0		Effect: "Fifty Ways to Bereave Your Lover", Effect Duration: 47
5853	cold-filtered stick-on gnome beard	0		Effect: "Mer-kindliness", Effect Duration: 55
5854	pressed modified BRICKO stud	0		Effect: "Amorous Avarice", Effect Duration: 50
5855	oxidized activated pulsating Osk'r Chow	0		Effect: "Norwhalloped", Effect Duration: 52
5856	denatured wobbly Scuba Snack	0		Effect: "Nasty, Nasty Breath", Effect Duration: 66
5857	energized grey cube	0		Effect: "Clyde's Blessing", Effect Duration: 47
5858	warmed pulsating cyan votive candle	0		Effect: "Pork Power", Effect Duration: 24
5859	oxidized tumbling cyan booby trap	0		Effect: "Greased-Up Familiar", Effect Duration: 45
5860	non-pickled Agent Corrigan's cigarette	0		Effect: "Cat Class, Cat Style", Effect Duration: 13
5861	magnetized huge good ash	0		Effect: "Cold as Ice", Effect Duration: 33
5862	Tome of Rad Libs	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-09", Skill: "Summon Rad Libs"
5863	Rad Lib	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5864	shaking spinning papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; glob	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5865	altered jittery papier-mochi	0		Effect: "Lifted Spirits", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2012-09"
5866	deionized vacuum-sealed papier-m&acirc;chaeranthera	0		Effect: "Super Skill", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2012-09"
5867	non-magnetized flattened papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; toothpicks	0		Effect: "Your Favorite Flavor", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2012-09"
5868	maroon Tesla medical-grade papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute;te	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Alters Page Text, Last Available: "2012-09"
5869	ghostly mansplainer's papier-m&acirc;chine gun of horror	0		Monster Level: +15, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Alters Page Text, Last Available: "2012-09"
5870	slick papier-masque of the cougar	0		Moxie: 30, Single Equip, Alters Page Text, Last Available: "2012-09"
5871	arcane researcher's papier-mitre of the businessman	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Meat Drop: +50, Alters Page Text, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2012-09"
5872	blue greasy boxer's papier-m&acirc;churidars	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Alters Page Text, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2012-09"
5873	blinking papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; plaque	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5874	papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; handle	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5875	wobbly papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; base	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5876	mirror papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; bowl	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5877	papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; trophy pi&ntilde;ata	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5878	skewed nippy Rainbow Jello Mould	0		Cold Damage: +10
5879	Pete & Jackie's Dragon Tooth Emporium Catalog	0		Last Available: "2012-10"
5880	packet of dragon's teeth	0		Last Available: "2012-10"
5881	skeleton	0		Last Available: "2012-10"
5882	teal lightning-fast inspector's family-friendly skeleton skis	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Item Drop: +15, Initiative: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-10"
5883	normal skeleton quiche	3	good	Last Available: "2012-10"
5884	olive skeletal scabbard	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-10"
5885	skeletal skiff	0		Last Available: "2012-10"
5886	baleful sinister cool brainy Bonestabber	0		Mysticality: +5, Moxie: +5, Spell Damage: 35, Last Available: "2012-10"
5887	practically non-alcoholic drinkable crystal skeleton vodka	1	good	Last Available: "2012-10"
5888	maroon Lazybones&trade; recliner	0		Last Available: "2012-10"
5889	auxiliary backbone of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Last Available: "2012-10"
5890	skulldozer egg	0		Last Available: "2012-10"
5891	ribcage rollcage	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2012-10"
5892	oxidized twirling that gum you like	0		Effect: "Healthy Red Glow", Effect Duration: 28
5893	dreaming Jung man	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-12"
5894	Little Crimson Book	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
5895	avatar of the Unconscious Collective	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-12"
5896	canary nightlight	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
5897	denatured narrow yellow Unconscious Collective Dream Jar	1	decent	Last Available: "2013-12"
5898	jar of psychoses (The Suspicious-Looking Guy)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5899	jar of psychoses (The Captain of the Gourd)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5900	jar of psychoses (The Crackpot Mystic)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5901	bouncing jar of psychoses (The Old Man)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5902	jar of psychoses (The Pretentious Artist)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5903	narrow jar of psychoses (The Meatsmith)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5905	jar of psychoses (Jick)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5906	pixel pill	0		
5907	squat pixel energy tank	0		
5908	narrow ChibiBuddy&trade; (on)	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5909	sharpshooter's sinister wedding ring	0		Spell Damage: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Single Equip
5910	squat deactivated nanobots	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-11"
5911	olive nanorhino credit card	0		Last Available: "2012-11"
5912	auspicious forbidden Solstice Shield	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Item Drop: +10
5913	deionized ionized candy sushi set	0		Effect: "Blessing of the Frozen Tortellini", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2012-12"
5914	alkaline bouncing sweet mochi ball	0		Effect: "Egg-stra Arm", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2012-12"
5915	energized adjusted beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	0		Effect: "Aloysius' Antiphon of Aptitude", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2012-12"
5916	aerosolized pressed sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	0		Effect: "[1701]Hip to the Jive", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2012-12"
5917	magnetized cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	0		Effect: "Human-Penguin Hybrid", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2012-12"
5918	chaotic plastic animelf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5919	spinning friendly plastic ChibiBuddy&trade;	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2012-12"
5920	beefy plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf	0		Muscle: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5921	plastic Uncle Crimboku of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Last Available: "2012-12"
5922	twirling plastic MechaElf of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2012-12"
5923	gray plastic ingot	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5924	wobbly jittery electrical thingamabob	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5925	ChibiBuddy&trade; (off)	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5926	blurry lime green BittyCar MeatCar	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5927	BittyCar HotCar	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5928	Herculean brainwave-controlled unicorn horn	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Uni-Gore", Familiar Effect: "atk, 5xVolley, cap 2", Last Available: "2012-12"
5929	bubble-wrap simulator	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5930	blurry blind-packed capsule toy	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5931	spinning jittery wool manspreader's fortified plastic four-shadowed mime	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Monster Level: +10, Cold Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-12"
5932	avaricious plastic Bugbear Captain of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-12"
5933	steel-toed plastic Rene C. Corman of the sweet-tooth	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Candy Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-12"
5934	Da Vinci's Rosewater's plastic Lord Flameface	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Experience (Mysticality): +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-12"
5935	Jeselnik's plastic Beebee King	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Last Available: "2012-12"
5936	plastic Queen Bee of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2012-12"
5937	smartaleck's plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Last Available: "2012-12"
5938	smartaleck's plastic Clancy the Minstrel	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Last Available: "2012-12"
5939	plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2012-12"
5940	ruddy plastic spiderbugbear	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2012-12"
5941	scandalous plastic peacannon	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5942	lime green therapeutic plastic the Free Man	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2012-12"
5943	plastic fire servant of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Last Available: "2012-12"
5944	plastic mumblebee of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Last Available: "2012-12"
5945	clever plastic moneybee	0		Maximum MP: +20, Last Available: "2012-12"
5946	blurry plastic beebee gunners of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2012-12"
5947	plastic beebee queue of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Last Available: "2012-12"
5948	studded plastic buzzerker	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Last Available: "2012-12"
5949	reassuring plastic bee swarm	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2012-12"
5950	twirling Oprah's plastic batbugbear	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2012-12"
5951	nippy plastic bugaboo	0		Cold Damage: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5952	lime green plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2012-12"
5953	plastic ops bugbear of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Last Available: "2012-12"
5954	razor-sharp plastic hypodermic bugbear	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Last Available: "2012-12"
5955	executive plastic cavebugbear	0		Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2012-12"
5956	blinking olive deadly plastic Norville Rogers	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5957	narrow huge Van der Graaf plastic Scott the Miner	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2012-12"
5958	jittery plastic angry space marine of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Last Available: "2012-12"
5959	plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Last Available: "2012-12"
5960	yellow hardy plastic Father McGruber	0		Maximum HP: +50, Last Available: "2012-12"
5961	squat therapeutic plastic Hank North, Photojournalist	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2012-12"
5962	dance instructor's plastic blazing bat	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5963	tumbling wobbly deadly electronic dulcimer pants of the businessman	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play Hog Fiddle", Familiar Effect: "8xPotato, cap 2", Last Available: "2012-12"
5964	A-Boo clue	0		
5965	careful Frown Exerciser of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Monster Level: -10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-12"
5966	maroon soul monocle	0		Single Equip
5967	soul doorbell	0		
5968	spinning soul coin	0		
5969	soul knife	0		
5970	squat double-paned soul mask	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Single Equip
5971	red record of infuriating silence	0		Skill: "Silent Slam", Last Available: "2012-10"
5972	record of infuriating silence (used)	0		Skill: "Silent Slam", Last Available: "2012-10"
5973	record of tranquil silence	0		Skill: "Silent Squirt", Last Available: "2012-10"
5974	record of tranquil silence (used)	0		Skill: "Silent Squirt", Last Available: "2012-10"
5975	jittery record of menacing silence	0		Skill: "Silent Slice", Last Available: "2012-10"
5976	teal record of menacing silence (used)	0		Skill: "Silent Slice", Last Available: "2012-10"
5977	ghostly Da Vinci's silent beret of the empath of the sweet-tooth	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Familiar Weight: +5, Candy Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, cap 3"
5978	adequate half-sized wobbly slice of pizza	2	good	Last Available: "2013-02"
5979	huge coin	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5980	blinking skewed cartoon heart	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5981	huge star	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5982	triple-distilled tolerable tankard of ale	6	good	Last Available: "2013-02"
5983	narrow vial of holy water	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5984	mirror perfumed manspreader's cloth cap of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Monster Level: +10, Stench Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 12", Last Available: "2013-02"
5985	spinning foul-smelling sharpshooter's hardy iron dagger	0		Maximum HP: +50, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Stench Damage: +10, Last Available: "2013-02"
5986	stale thick huge hamburger	5	decent	Last Available: "2013-02"
5987	dollar-sign bag	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5988	potion	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5989	mirror potion	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5990	artisanal enchanted cyan bottle of wine	4	EPIC	Effect: "Thunderheart", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2013-02"
5991	purple round bomb	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5992	up-at-dawn nasty medical-grade iron helmet	0		Stench Damage: +5, Adventures: +5, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-02"
5993	reassuring rosy-cheeked smooth steel sword	0		Moxie: +15, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Spooky Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2013-02"
5994	moldy gigantic whole roasted chicken	8	crappy	Last Available: "2013-02"
5995	jittery massive gemstone	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5996	extra-strength potion	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5997	potion	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5998	mediocre shining goblet	3	decent	Last Available: "2013-02"
5999	tumbling tumbling fireball	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
6000	censurious crown of the pedagogue of vim and vigor	0		Experience: +3, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "3xGhoul, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-02"
6001	family-friendly manspreader's Fonzie's sword	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Monster Level: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2013-02"
6002	Lo Pan's clever Helm of the Scream Emperor of doom	0		Maximum MP: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xFairy, cap 30", Last Available: "2013-02"
6003	spinning tumbling Usain Bolt's Cloak of Dire Shadows of horror of bravery	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +5, Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2013-02"
6004	up-at-dawn Herculean Sword of Dark Omens of vim and vigor	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2013-02"
6005	aromatic veiny sinister Shield of Icy Fate	0		Spell Damage: +10, Maximum HP: +10, Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2013-02"
6006	wool gravedigger's scorching Greaves of the Murk Lord	0		Hot Damage: +25, Spooky Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, cap 30", Last Available: "2013-02"
6007	deadly smartaleck's wizardly Gauntlets of the Blood Moon	0		Mysticality: +25, Moxie Percent: +30, Weapon Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-02"
6008	therapeutic dangerous Boots of Twilight Whispers of Gandalf	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +20, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-02"
6009	prompt deadly supercool Belt of Howling Anger	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Weapon Damage: +5, Adventures: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-02"
6010	spinning personal trainer's logging hatchet	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10
6011	squat brawny orc wrist	0		Muscle Percent: +20
6012	freshwater pearl necklace of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100
6013	squat Da Vinci's orcish stud-finder of the sweet-tooth	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Candy Drop: +100
6014	beefcake's screwing pooch	0		Muscle: +25
6015	tarnished tumbling orcish hand lotion	0		Effect: "Adventurer's Best Friendship", Effect Duration: 38
6016	adjusted vacuum-sealed upside-down orcish rubber	0		Effect: "Discomfited", Effect Duration: 51
6017	oxidized boiled chilled orcish nailing lube	0		Effect: "The Strength... of the Future", Effect Duration: 38
6018	drinkable practically non-alcoholic backwoods screwdriver	1	good	
6019	loadstone of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15
6020	wobbly stanky Claybender glasses of the boozehound	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Booze Drop: +100, Single Equip
6021	razor-sharp Duskwalker fangs of the blizzard	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Cold Spell Damage: +25
6022	huge Space Tourist Phaser	0		
6023	purple jittery inspector's Whoompa Fur Pants of the detective	0		Item Drop: 35, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 27"
6024	knitted Whatsian Ionic Pliers	0		Cold Resistance: +3
6025	non-dry adjusted deionized Polysniff Perfume	0		Effect: "Permafrosty", Effect Duration: 24
6026	Duskwalker syringe	0		
6027	Space Tours Tripple	0		
6028	upside-down Battlie Light Saver	0		
6029	shaking T.U.R.D.S. Key	0		
6030	cyan forbidden dress pants	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "2xFairy, cap 28"
6031	narrow stanky badge of authority	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
6032	veiny fortified motorcycle boots	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Maximum HP: +10, Single Equip
6033	skewed stolen necklace of Tarzan of bravery	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Spooky Resistance: +5
6034	chaotic banded troll britches	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "1.5xPotato, cap 28"
6035	dry improved spinning narrow vial of The Glistening	0		Effect: "Swimming Head", Effect Duration: 25
6036	fancy bad artisanal limoncello	4	decent	Effect: "Slightly Larger Than Usual", Effect Duration: 35
6037	bouncing ginger ale	0		
6038	bland wobbly incredible pizza	4	decent	
6039	jittery greasy Herculean oil cap	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "cap 28"
6040	cyan banded oil lamp of Flo-Jo	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Initiative: +100
6041	blurry deadly oil slacks	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 30"
6042	coward's oil pan	0		Monster Level: -20
6043	yellow boid	0		
6044	fuchsia woim	0		
6045	pulsating Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette	0		
6046	BittyCar SoulCar	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6047	narrow narrow reassuring Misty Cloak of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +1
6048	olive asbestos-lined quilted Misty Robe	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Hot Resistance: +5
6049	zippy wicked Misty Cape of the early riser	0		Spell Damage: +5, Initiative: +20, Adventures: +7
6050	woimbook	0		Familiar Weight: +5
6051	tumbling Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6052	decent small Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco	2	good	Last Available: "2012-12"
6053	hand-crafted weak special Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita	2	EPIC	Effect: "Stinking Cloud", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2012-12"
6054	alkaline Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro	0		Effect: "Flower Power", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2012-12"
6055	psychoanalytic jar	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6056	The Sword in the Steak	0		Last Available: "2013-12", Wiki Name: "The Sword in the Steak (item)"
6057	careful Meatcleaver of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Monster Level: -10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6058	huge brainy Crimbo Elf bobble-head	0		Mysticality: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
6059	ghostly frosty Crimbo stogie-scented room odorizer	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
6060	twirling lime green sizzling Crimbo bottomless hot cocoa mug	0		Hot Damage: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
6061	Crimbo tree flocker of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2012-12"
6062	jittery educational Crimbo light-up Rudolph doll	0		Experience: +1, Last Available: "2012-12"
6063	teal ribald Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
6064	blinking sharp tin strip	0		
6065	wad of spider silk	0		
6066	goblin collarbone	0		
6067	banded Truthsayer of the glutton	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2013-12"
6068	loose blade	0		
6069	squat gray goblin bone hilt	0		
6070	narrow sword blade	0		
6071	Thinknerd's Grimoire of Geeky Gifts	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-12", Skill: "Summon Geeky Gifts"
6072	ghostly confusing LED clock	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6073	double-cold-filtered upside-down haggis-infused soap	0		Effect: "Witch's Brood", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2012-12"
6074	dry boiled shaking magicberry tablets	0		Effect: "Shortened", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2012-12"
6075	concentrated magnetized skewed gray 37x37x37 puzzle cube	0		Effect: "Sweet and Yellow", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2012-12"
6076	drinkable McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade	3	good	Last Available: "2012-12"
6077	small stale skewed haggis-wrapped haggis-stuffed haggis	2	decent	Last Available: "2012-12"
6078	home robotics kit	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6079	twirling maroon school calculator watch	0		Last Available: "2012-12", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.25
6080	therapeutic haggis socks	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Haggis Kick", Last Available: "2012-12"
6081	airblaster gun	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Air Blast", Last Available: "2012-12"
6082	Thinknerd T-shirt grab bag	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6083	actual reality goggles	0		Single Equip, Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-12"
6084	Mr. Haggis	0		Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2012-12"
6085	magnetic sculpture kit	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6086	manspreader's Microplushie: Otakulone	0		Monster Level: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
6087	shaking Microplushie: Hippylase of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Last Available: "2012-12"
6088	wizardly Microplushie: Bropane	0		Mysticality: +25, Last Available: "2012-12"
6089	Microplushie: Sororitrate of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2012-12"
6090	family-friendly Microplushie: Gothochondria	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2012-12"
6091	spinning blinking Jeselnik's Microplushie: Raverdrine	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Last Available: "2012-12"
6092	wobbly deadly Microplushie: Hobomosome	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
6093	spinning family-friendly Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2012-12"
6094	fuchsia boxer's Microplushie: Dorkonide	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
6095	Jim Carey's Microplushie: Fauxnerditide	0		Monster Level: +25, Last Available: "2012-12"
6096	sinister Microplushie: Hipsterine	0		Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
6097	classy monkey	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6098	cyan gourd potion	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6099	Thinknerd T-Shirt of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2012-12"
6100	spinning pile of useless robot parts	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6101	skewed homemade robot	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6102	homemade robot gear	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6103	Artist's Whisk of Misery	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6104	gray Artist's Butterknife of Regret	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6105	blinking Artist's Spatula of Despair	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6106	Artist's Cookie Cutter of Loneliness	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6107	teal Artist's Cr&egrave;me Brul&eacute;e Torch of Fury	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6108	lard-coated careful Ginsu&trade;	0		Monster Level: -10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2013-12"
6109	bubble-wrap simulator (one broken button)	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6110	huge bubble-wrap simulator (half broken)	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6111	bubble-wrap simulator (one button left)	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6112	twirling zaibatsu lobby card	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6113	ghostly zaibatsu level 1 card	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6114	squat zaibatsu level 2 card	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6115	zaibatsu level 3 card	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6116	CEO office card	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6117	test site key	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6118	mirror goggles	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6119	abacus	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6120	wobbly bonsai tree	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6121	tolerable practically non-alcoholic huge Chinese beer	1	good	Last Available: "2013-12"
6122	cat statue	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6123	mirror rhinoceros horn	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6124	red furry pink pillow	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6125	anodized bottle of limeade	0		Effect: "Hot Hands", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2013-12"
6126	skewed sizzling deadly novelty tattoo sleeves	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Hot Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6127	twirling gray pair of rhinoceros horns	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6128	furry brown pillow	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6129	steel-toed makeshift yakuza mask	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Last Available: "2013-12"
6130	piece	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6131	squat squat toy taijijian	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6132	battery	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6133	lime green up-at-dawn lightning-fast White Dragon Fang of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Initiative: +40, Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
6134	butterfly knife of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Last Available: "2013-12"
6135	tube of herbal ointment	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6136	pencil kunai	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6137	Oprah's weighted paperclip chain	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2013-12"
6138	great capacitor	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6139	flame-wreathed rubber gloves	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6140	lime green Chinese curse words	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6141	upside-down triad summoning scroll	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6142	rotten snack-sized roasted duck	2	crappy	Last Available: "2013-12"
6143	spoiled miniature wobbly dead meat bun	2	crappy	Last Available: "2013-12"
6144	scorching cat collar	0		Hot Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6145	Jim Carey's suspicious-looking fedora of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: 10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 15", Last Available: "2013-12"
6147	olive Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6148	Deactivated MiniMechaElf	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6149	MiniMechaElf Laser Punch Missile Launcher	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6150	Snow Suit	0		Familiar Weight: +20, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2013-01"
6151	shaking carrot nose	0		Last Available: "2013-01"
6152	diet flavorless green carrot cake	1	decent	Last Available: "2013-01"
6153	artisanal carrot claret	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2013-01"
6154	compressed pulsating carrot juice	1	good	Last Available: "2013-01"
6155	red pixel power cell	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6156	flickering pixel	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6157	frightening shellacked Byte	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
6158	upside-down asbestos-lined anger blaster	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Rage Flame", Last Available: "2013-12"
6159	tumbling doubt cannon of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Doubt Shackles", Last Available: "2013-12"
6160	fuchsia fear condenser of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fear Vapor", Last Available: "2013-12"
6161	supercool regret hose	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Tear Wave", Last Available: "2013-12"
6162	Young Man's Crew Sequester	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6163	jittery Young Man's Cargo Load	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6164	jittery aromatic commodore's hat of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Stench Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley", Last Available: "2013-12"
6165	narrow maroon reassuring naval trousers	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xPotato", Last Available: "2013-12"
6166	wobbly thinker's deck cannon of wisdom	0		Mysticality: 25, Last Available: "2013-12"
6167	ornamental sextant of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2013-12"
6168	huge toasty fortified Bloodbath	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Hot Damage: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
6169	hand-crafted Hundred Headed IPA	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2013-12"
6170	spoiled chum	4	crappy	Last Available: "2013-12"
6171	chilled pulsating crude crudit&eacute;s	0		Effect: "Mutated", Effect Duration: 32
6172	denatured fuchsia candy crayons	0		Effect: "Crying, Dying", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2020-09"
6173	fireproof pixel grappling hook of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Hot Resistance: +3
6174	GameInformPowerDailyPro magazine	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
6175	GameInformPowerDailyPro walkthru	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
6176	cosmic egg	0		
6177	cosmic dough	0		
6178	cyan cosmic vegetable	0		
6179	cosmic cheese	0		
6180	squat cosmic potted meat product	0		
6181	cosmic potato	0		
6182	cosmic cream	0		
6183	yellow narrow twirling cosmic fruit	0		
6184	perfumed double-paned Jarlsberg's hat of bravery	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Spooky Resistance: +5, Stench Resistance: +5
6185	tasty tiny pulsating consummate hard-boiled egg	1	awesome	
6186	enchanted moldy consummate fried egg	3	crappy	Effect: "Moose Wisdom", Effect Duration: 5
6187	rotten consummate egg salad	3	crappy	
6188	rotten small blinking narrow consummate bagel	2	crappy	
6189	flavorless wobbly squat consummate sliced bread	4	decent	
6190	spoiled consummate hot dog bun	3	crappy	
6191	adequate consummate brownie	4	good	
6192	normal consummate toast	4	good	
6193	artisanal passable stout	4	EPIC	
6194	jumbo moldy consummate soup	5	crappy	
6195	tasty consummate corn chips	3	awesome	
6196	bland consummate salad	3	decent	
6197	adequate half-sized upside-down consummate salsa	2	good	
6198	enchanted normal consummate sauerkraut	4	good	Effect: "A Few Extra Pounds", Effect Duration: 20
6199	spoiled consummate cheese slice	3	crappy	
6200	flavorless consummate melted cheese	3	decent	
6201	miniature moldy teal upside-down narrow consummate bacon	2	crappy	
6202	small bland consummate meatloaf	2	decent	
6203	special rotten consummate steak	4	crappy	Effect: "Super Structure", Effect Duration: 15
6204	super-sized tasty tumbling lime green consummate cuts	5	awesome	
6205	bite-sized fancy rotten consummate frankfurter	1	crappy	Effect: "High Blood Chocolate Content", Effect Duration: 15
6206	big delicious consummate french fries	5	awesome	
6207	half-sized decent lime green consummate baked potato	2	good	
6208	watered-down lousy acceptable vodka	2	decent	
6209	stale consummate ice cream	3	decent	
6210	normal tiny consummate whipped cream	1	good	
6211	big rotten upside-down consummate cream	5	crappy	
6212	tasty consummate strawberries	3	awesome	
6213	yummy spinning consummate sorbet	3	awesome	
6214	tolerable adequate rum	3	good	
6215	lousy fancy mediocre lager	4	decent	Effect: "Thunderheart", Effect Duration: 5
6216	rotten diet immaculate grilled cheese	1	crappy	
6217	flavorless miniature immaculate ice cream sandwich	2	decent	
6218	bland immaculate hot dog	3	decent	
6219	massive delicious immaculate egg salad sandwich	9	awesome	
6220	snack-sized normal perfect sandwich	2	good	
6221	adequate purple perfect chef salad	3	good	
6222	immense moldy perfect breakfast	9	crappy	
6223	spoiled sublime deluxe hot dog	3	crappy	
6224	rotten sublime stew	4	crappy	
6225	adequate miniature sublime nachos	2	good	
6226	rotten Ultimate Breakfast Sandwich	3	crappy	
6227	diet decent Loaded Baked Potato	1	good	
6228	adequate Omega Sundae	3	good	
6229	acceptable watered-down bouncing Das Sauerlager	2	good	
6230	bad green Bologna Lambic	3	decent	
6231	weak acceptable Vodka Dog	2	good	
6232	watered-down bad Disappointed Russian	2	decent	
6233	acceptable weak blinking Chunky Mary	2	good	
6234	smooth weak gray narrow Nachojito	2	awesome	
6235	tolerable Le Roi	4	good	
6236	fancy hand-crafted triple-distilled jittery Over Easy Rider	6	EPIC	Effect: "Fifty Ways to Bereave Your Lover", Effect Duration: 45
6237	green cosmic six-pack	0		
6239	galvanized boiled cube of ectoplasm	0		Effect: "You Ate Some Hemp Candy", Effect Duration: 15
6240	altered corrupted olive huge Illuminati earpiece	0		Effect: "Video Game Hot Dog", Effect Duration: 35
6241	moist dry quadruple-boiled tumbling censored can label	0		Effect: "Got Your Boots On", Effect Duration: 13
6242	double-frozen skewed ectoplasm <i>au jus</i>	0		Effect: "Fever From the Flavor", Effect Duration: 20
6243	activated colloidal blinking the kindest cut	0		Effect: "Fishy", Effect Duration: 53
6244	energized maroon huge cat's paw	0		Effect: "Devil Inside", Effect Duration: 69
6245	dry irradiated diffused wobbly ghostly olive ASCII fu manchu	0		Effect: "Moose Wisdom", Effect Duration: 38
6246	flattened adjusted shaking teal demonic surgical gloves	0		Effect: "Smokin'", Effect Duration: 59
6247	pickled clip-on ninja tie	0		Effect: "Dancing Prowess", Effect Duration: 69
6248	galvanized warmed squat gamer slurry	0		Effect: "Fratty Flavor", Effect Duration: 35
6249	dungeoneering kit	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
6250	friendly sharpshooter's crafty Herculean numberwang of the early riser	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Maximum MP: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Familiar Weight: +3, Item Drop: +5, Adventures: +7, Single Equip
6251	pressed pickled olive scroll of Protection from Bad Stuff	0		Effect: "Bone Chilling", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2013-02"
6252	wet deionized scroll of Puddingskin	0		Effect: "Bright!", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2013-02"
6253	pulsating tumbling Spellbook: Walberg's Dim Bulb	0		Skill: "Walberg's Dim Bulb"
6254	Spellbook: Singer's Faithful Ocelot	0		Skill: "Singer's Faithful Ocelot"
6255	Spellbook: Drescher's Annoying Noise	0		Skill: "Drescher's Annoying Noise"
6256	dried gelatinous cube	0		
6257	pile of dungeon junk	0		Familiar Weight: +5
6258	shaking Sherlock's aromatic Staff of the Healthy Breakfast of Calamity Jane of the glutton	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Stench Resistance: +1, Item Drop: +25, Food Drop: +100, Jiggle: "Recover Some HP"
6259	Lo Pan's chaotic strapping Staff of the Staff of Life of the overflowing toilet	0		Muscle: +5, Spell Critical Percent: 40, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Jiggle: "Full HP Recovery"
6260	scorching resourceful Newton's Staff of the Light Lunch	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Maximum MP: +50, Hot Damage: +25, Jiggle: "Deal Some Cold Damage"
6261	blinking flame-retardant Staff of the Standalone Cheese of the scaredy-cat of the overflowing toilet	0		Monster Level: -15, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Hot Resistance: +1, Jiggle: "Banish opponent for the rest of the day"
6262	upside-down dance instructor's Socratic weightlifter's Staff of the Hearty Dinner	0		Muscle: +15, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Jiggle: "Weaken Bad Guy"
6263	pulsating fireproof scandalous Staff of the All-Steak of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +5, Hot Resistance: +3, Jiggle: "Massive Bonus to Item Drops"
6264	stanky hardened cool Staff of Fruit Salad	0		Moxie: +5, Damage Reduction: 3, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Jiggle: "Deal Some Prismatic Damage"
6265	clever rosy-cheeked Staff of the Cream of the Cream of the glutton	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Maximum MP: +20, Food Drop: +100, Jiggle: "Attune to Monster's Essence"
6266	yellow jar of protein powder	0		
6267	flavorless grain of protein powder	3	decent	
6268	quadruple-nitrogenated skewed gray pec oil	0		Effect: "Cold Hands", Effect Duration: 31
6269	gym membership card of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50
6270	concentrated Squat-Thrust Magazine	0		Effect: "Puzzle Fury", Effect Duration: 37
6271	massive dumbbell	0		
6272	twirling sharpshooter's penguin keychain of Leguizamo	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Monster Level: +20
6273	quadruple-ionized O'RLY manual	0		Effect: "Icy Demeanor", Effect Duration: 14
6274	aged skewed open sauce	4	awesome	
6275	turkey leg of Calamity Jane of the cheetah	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Initiative: +60
6276	acceptable weak Ye Olde Meade	2	good	
6277	polarized quadruple-cold-filtered upside-down Ye Olde Bawdy Limerick	0		Effect: "Human-Penguin Hybrid", Effect Duration: 54
6278	blinking Ye Olde Medieval Insult	0		
6279	dance instructor's pewter claymore	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10
6280	Tesla artisanal rice peeler	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
6281	normal heirloom grape tomato	4	good	
6282	chipotle wasabi cilantro aioli	0		
6283	scandalous brown felt tophat	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
6284	gear	0		
6285	skewed Tesla electrified Mark I Steam-Hat	0		MP Regen Min: 10, MP Regen Max: 15, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
6286	avaricious perfumed nasty Mark II Steam-Hat	0		Stench Damage: +5, Stench Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +30, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
6287	chilly manspreader's chaotic electrified Mark III Steam-Hat	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Monster Level: +10, Cold Damage: +5, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
6288	asbestos-lined baleful arcane researcher's brawny Mark IV Steam-Hat	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Spell Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +5, Item Drop: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
6289	nasty electrified stylish smooth Mark V Steam-Hat of Gandalf	0		Moxie: 40, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Stench Damage: +5, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Death Ray", Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
6290	teal tumbling steam-powered model rocketship	0		
6291	careful manspreader's punk rock jacket	0		Monster Level: 0
6292	nasty curative safety pin	0		Stench Damage: +5, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
6293	bland snack-sized stolen sushi	2	decent	
6294	very overdue library book	0		
6295	olive drum 'n' bass 'n' drum 'n' bass record	0		
6296	squat cosmic bucket	0		Free Pull
6297	green fragment of Jarlsberg's soul	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-06"
6298	Thwaitgold firefly statuette	0		
6299	ghostly model airship	0		
6300	triple-diffused twirling bouncing Super Weight-Gain 9000	0		Effect: "Frisky Spirit", Effect Duration: 17
6301	activated modified polarized possibility potion	0		Effect: "On Pins and Needles", Effect Duration: 34
6302	eleven-foot pole	0		
6303	ring of Detect Boring Doors	0		
6304	Temple Grandin's Sinatra's supercool Jarlsberg's pan (Cosmic portal mode) of incineration of the businessman	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Experience (Moxie): +5, Familiar Weight: +7, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Meat Drop: +50, Softcore Only, Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-03", Softcore Only: [1-path(Avatar of Jarlsberg)]
6305	twirling blinking inspector's wool resourceful Jarlsberg's pan of the bloodbag of the empath	0		Maximum HP: +100, Maximum MP: +50, Familiar Weight: +5, Cold Resistance: +1, Item Drop: +15, Softcore Only, Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-03", Softcore Only: [1-path(Avatar of Jarlsberg)]
6306	Cosmic Calorie	0		Last Available: "2013-03"
6307	anodized pressed celestial olive oil	0		Effect: "Make Meat FA$T!", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2013-03"
6308	colloidal super-pickled celestial carrot juice	0		Effect: "Down With Chow", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2013-03"
6309	ionized dry celestial au jus	0		Effect: "Sweet Incentive", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2013-03"
6310	dry double-frozen celestial squid ink	0		Effect: "Wet Rub", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2013-03"
6311	Uncle Buck of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Softcore Only
6312	crate of fish meat	0		
6313	shaking damp wallet	0		
6314	yellow pipe	0		Effect: "Fishy", Effect Duration: 10
6315	ribald curative SCUBA tank	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Adventure Underwater
6316	blinking squat lightning-fast deep six-shooter of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100, Initiative: +40
6317	shaking teal gravedigger's sea chaps of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Spooky Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xBarrr"
6318	flame-retardant sea holster of the brute of mayonnaise	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Hot Resistance: +1, Single Equip
6319	polymerized chilled shavin' razor	0		Effect: "Hagg-ard", Effect Duration: 30
6320	wicked long-forgotten necklace	0		Spell Damage: +5
6321	pearl	0		
6322	teal sea lace	0		
6323	lightning-fast chilly Da Vinci's jam band	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Cold Damage: +5, Initiative: +40
6324	lion tamer's extremely unsafe experienced aquamariner's ring	0		Experience: +2, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Experience (familiar): +2, Single Equip
6325	twirling inspector's aromatic aquamariner's necklace of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Stench Resistance: +1, Item Drop: +15, Single Equip
6326	narrow wholesome pearl diver's ring of the businessman	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Meat Drop: +50, Single Equip
6327	Usain Bolt's sizzling pearl diver's necklace	0		Hot Damage: +10, Initiative: +80, Single Equip
6328	upside-down tumbling sushi doily	0		
6329	scimitar cozy	0		
6330	fish stick cozy	0		
6331	bazooka cozy	0		
6332	Tesla resourceful cozy scimitar of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Maximum MP: +50, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Breakable
6333	mirror chilly strapping Staff of the Cozy Fish of temperance	0		Muscle: +5, Cold Damage: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Breakable
6334	greedy smelly Sinatra's cozy bazooka	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +20, Breakable
6335	personal trainer's sea mantle of the cheetah	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Initiative: +60
6336	asbestos-lined sea shawl of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Hot Resistance: +5, Spell Damage Percent: +150
6337	resourceful sinister sea cape	0		Spell Damage: +10, Maximum MP: +50, Initiative: +50, Critical Hit Percent: +15
6338	twirling saltwaterbed	0		
6339	bouncing manspreader's cool muddy pirate hat	0		Moxie: +5, Monster Level: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 31"
6340	dance instructor's floral-print skirt of doom	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 2xPotato, cap 15"
6341	tumbling prompt zippy spectral axe	0		Initiative: +20, Adventures: +3
6342	stanky scorching super-strong air freshener	0		Hot Damage: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +25
6343	alkaline aerosolized blurry Mer-kin lipstick	0		Effect: "Flower Power", Effect Duration: 25
6344	mirror Mer-kin mouthsoap	0		
6345	warmed chilled narrow jittery shaking Mer-kin strongjuice	0		Effect: "Covetous Robbery", Effect Duration: 20
6346	maroon blurry Mer-kin fitbrine	0		
6347	ionized purple Mer-kin ragejuice	0		Effect: "Fortunate Resolve", Effect Duration: 46
6348	brainy Mer-kin dragbelt	0		Mysticality: +5, Experience (Muscle): +20, Single Equip
6349	spinning Mer-kin eyeglasses of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Experience (Mysticality): +20, Single Equip
6350	rosy-cheeked Mer-kin gutgirdle	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Experience (Moxie): +20, Single Equip
6351	mansplainer's Mer-kin finpaddle	0		Monster Level: +15
6352	Mer-kin stopwatch of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Initiative: +50
6353	shaking Mer-kin dreadscroll	0		
6354	colloidal improved jittery Mer-kin smartjuice	0		Effect: "Cold-Blooded Warm Fuzzies", Effect Duration: 38
6355	oxidized Mer-kin cooljuice	0		Effect: "Incensed", Effect Duration: 44
6356	red narrow jittery Mer-kin worktea	0		
6357	Mer-kin knucklebone	0		
6358	Mer-kin darkbook	0		Skill: "Deep Dark Visions"
6359	jittery perfumed Mer-kin begsign	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +40
6360	bouncing Libram of Pulled Taffy	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-04", Skill: "Summon Taffy"
6361	cold-filtered purple pulled taffy	0		Effect: "The Dark Lord Rides in Force Tonight", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2013-04"
6362	extra-deionized narrow pulled indigo taffy	0		Effect: "Always In Motion", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2013-04"
6363	flattened magnetized huge pulled taffy	0		Effect: "Aloofah", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2013-04"
6364	dry alkaline pulled taffy	0		Effect: "Sealed Brain", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2013-04"
6365	activated pulled taffy	0		Effect: "Permanent Halloween", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2013-04"
6366	anodized pulled violet taffy	0		Effect: "Halloweeny", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2013-04"
6367	quantum quadruple-ionized oxidized twirling pulled taffy	0		Effect: "The Power of Negative Thinking", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2013-04"
6368	Mer-kin hallpass	0		
6369	lump of clay	0		
6370	twisted piece of wire	0		
6371	perfectly mixed can of the cheapest beer	3	EPIC	
6372	artisanal practically non-alcoholic squat bottle of fruity &quot;wine&quot;	1	EPIC	
6373	hand-crafted single swig of vodka	4	EPIC	
6374	twirling angry inch	0		
6375	blurry sage testy toolbox	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Rollover Effect Duration: 11
6376	huge Jick-o-User	0		
6378	eraser nubbin	0		
6379	chlorine crystal	0		
6380	anodized electrified shaking ph balancer	0		Effect: "Spore-Wreathed", Effect Duration: 38
6381	liquefied lime green mysterious chemical residue	0		Effect: "Serenity", Effect Duration: 29
6382	maroon nugget of sodium	0		
6383	root beer	1	EPIC	
6384	jigsaw blade	0		
6385	wood screw	0		
6386	balsa plank	0		
6387	teal blinking blob of wood glue	0		
6388	envyfish egg	0		Last Available: "2013-04"
6389	double-nitrogenated blinking Mer-kin rocksalt	0		Effect: "Flamingly Floral", Effect Duration: 52
6390	unsweetened vacuum-sealed Mer-kin saltmint	0		Effect: "Tiki Temerity", Effect Duration: 52
6391	polarized alkaline Mer-kin saltsquid	0		Effect: "Quantum of Moxie", Effect Duration: 25
6392	pulsating wicked scale-mail underwear of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Spell Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley"
6393	oxidized energized upside-down comb jelly	0		Effect: "Blessing of the Pervy Noodles", Effect Duration: 53
6394	tumbling bouncing anemone sauce	0		
6395	blinking inky squid sauce	0		
6396	Mer-kin weaksauce	0		
6397	peanut sauce	0		
6398	blurry glass	0		
6399	altered enhanced diffused mirror Boss Drops	0		Effect: "Ack!  Barred!", Effect Duration: 68
6400	Mer-kin lunchbox	0		
6401	triple-diffused tear	0		Effect: "Innately Wise", Effect Duration: 25
6402	magnetized purple jagged tooth	0		Effect: "Oleaginous Soles", Effect Duration: 30
6403	modified moist concentrated grisly shell fragment	0		Effect: "Cautious Prowl", Effect Duration: 26
6404	improved oxidized violent pastilles	0		Effect: "Ghost Finger", Effect Duration: 67
6405	corrupted non-unsweetened shaking worst candy	0		Effect: "Puzzle Fury", Effect Duration: 43
6406	alkaline corrupted corrupted yellow fudge-shaped hole in space-time	0		Effect: "Coy to the Hurled", Effect Duration: 39
6407	wool Fonzie's Pocket Square of Loathing of the sewer	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Stench Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Cloathing
6408	corrupted stardust	0		
6409	yellow Star Spawn	0		
6410	bow from beyond the stars	0		Familiar Weight: +5
6411	KoLHS Pep Squad Box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-09"
6412	shaking skull	0		No Pull
6413	Order of the Green Thumb Order Form	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-04"
6414	blue clutch of dodecapede eggs	0		
6415	moldy spinning flavorless gruel	4	crappy	
6416	decent snack-sized mana curds	2	good	
6417	jittery twist of lime	0		
6418	fuchsia pencil stub	0		
6419	non-quantum super-energized improved twirling moth dust	0		Effect: "Locks Like the Raven", Effect Duration: 24
6420	concentrated mirror glob of spoiled mayo	0		Effect: "For Your Brain Only", Effect Duration: 35
6421	tonic djinn	0		
6422	toothsome half-sized vampire chowder	2	awesome	
6423	narrow Tales of Dread	0		Free Pull
6424	Dreadsylvanian skeleton key	0		
6425	twirling Official Seal of Dreadsylvania	0		
6426	adequate Dreadsylvanian stew	3	good	
6427	artisanal fuchsia Dreadsylvanian	3	EPIC	
6428	cold-filtered dry skewed Dreadsylvanian flask	0		Effect: "The Style... of the Future", Effect Duration: 18
6429	altered Dreadsylvanian flask	0		Effect: "Chorale of Companionship", Effect Duration: 12
6430	gray blinking huge reassuring dreadful fedora of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Resistance: +1, Kruegerand Drop: 5, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xLep"
6431	dreadful sweater of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, Kruegerand Drop: 5
6432	razor-sharp dreadful glove	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Kruegerand Drop: 5
6433	Freddy Kruegerand	0		
6434	skewed Mark of the Bugbear	0		
6435	ghostly Mark of the Werewolf	0		
6436	Mark of the Zombie	0		
6437	Mark of the Ghost	0		
6438	Mark of the Vampire	0		
6439	jittery Mark of the Skeleton	0		
6440	prompt sage beefcake's Covers-Your-Head	0		Muscle: +25, Mysticality Percent: +10, Adventures: +3, Class: "Disco Bandit", Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xVolley"
6441	wholesome personal trainer's experienced Drapes-You-Regally	0		Experience: +2, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Class: "Disco Bandit"
6442	flame-wreathed Jim Carey's Tesla Warms-Your-Tush	0		Monster Level: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +10, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Class: "Disco Bandit", Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xPotato"
6443	dance instructor's sage Helps-You-Sleep	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Single Equip, Blind
6444	strapping Quiets-Your-Steps of dire peril of Leguizamo	0		Muscle: +5, Weapon Damage: +20, Monster Level: +20, Single Equip
6445	sizzling boxer's Protects-Your-Junk	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Hot Damage: +10, Single Equip
6446	perfectly mixed Gets-You-Drunk	4	EPIC	
6447	spinning family-friendly aromatic Great Wolf's headband of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Stench Resistance: +1, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Class: "Seal Clubber", Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley"
6448	friendly manspreader's Great Wolf's left paw of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Monster Level: +10, Familiar Weight: +3, Class: "Seal Clubber", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Great Slash"
6449	tumbling miser's auspicious Great Wolf's right paw of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Item Drop: +10, Meat Drop: +10, Class: "Seal Clubber", Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Great Slash"
6450	bouncing Tesla beefy Great Wolf's rocket launcher	0		Muscle: +10, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Rocket"
6451	green baleful Socratic Great Wolf's beastly trousers of James Dean	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Experience (Moxie): +3, Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1.5xWhelp"
6452	Great Wolf's lice	0		
6453	vacuum-sealed Hunger&trade; Sauce	0		Effect: "You Know Who to Call", Effect Duration: 19
6454	Jim Carey's Annie Oakley's Van der Graaf zombie mariachi hat	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Monster Level: +25, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Class: "Accordion Thief", Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep"
6455	arcane researcher's Newton's zombie accordion of the early riser	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Adventures: +7, Class: "Accordion Thief", Single Equip, Song Duration: 20
6456	green horrifying deadly smooth zombie mariachi pants	0		Moxie: +15, Weapon Damage: +5, Spooky Damage: +25, Class: "Accordion Thief", Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy"
6457	skewed executive careful steel-toed HOA regulation book	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Monster Level: -10, Meat Drop: +40
6458	sharpshooter's educational groovy HOA zombie eyes	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Experience: +1, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Single Equip
6459	blue HOA citation pad	0		
6460	lime green upside-down wriggling severed nose	0		
6461	nosy nose ringy ring	0		Familiar Weight: +15
6462	lime green twirling zippy wholesome slick Mayor Ghost's toupee	0		Moxie: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Initiative: +20, Class: "Pastamancer", Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xBarrr"
6463	bouncing Van der Graaf Oprah's beefy Mayor Ghost's cloak	0		Muscle: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +50, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Class: "Pastamancer"
6464	crafty sinister Mayor Ghost's khakis of the boozehound	0		Spell Damage: +10, Maximum MP: +10, Booze Drop: +100, Class: "Pastamancer", Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, HP regen"
6465	Usain Bolt's Annie Oakley's Mayor Ghost's gavel of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Initiative: +80, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Hammer Ghost"
6466	MacGyver's brawny Mayor Ghost's sash of the scaredy-cat	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Maximum MP: +100, Monster Level: -15, Single Equip
6467	Mayor Ghost's scissors	0		
6468	spoiled miniature jittery ghost pepper	2	crappy	
6469	lard-coated banded arcane researcher's Thunkula's drinking cap	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Damage Absorption: +100, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Class: "Sauceror", Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley"
6470	fuchsia perfumed MacGyver's Drunkula's cape of the empath	0		Maximum MP: +100, Familiar Weight: +5, Stench Resistance: +5, Class: "Sauceror"
6471	extremely unsafe cool Drunkula's silky pants of Gandalf	0		Moxie: +5, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Class: "Sauceror", Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhoul"
6472	Drunkula's bell	0		
6473	bouncing Usain Bolt's miser's rosewater-soaked Drunkula's ring of haze	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Meat Drop: +10, Initiative: +80, Avoid Attack: 1, Single Equip
6474	tumbling Samson's Drunkula's wineglass	0		Experience (Muscle): +5
6475	tolerable jittery bottle of Bloodweiser	3	good	
6476	tumbling frosty Van der Graaf Unkillable Skeleton's skullcap of horror	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy"
6477	Lo Pan's stiffened Unkillable Skeleton's breastplate of the sweet-tooth	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Candy Drop: +100, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
6478	toasty Da Vinci's Unkillable Skeleton's shinguards of the cheetah	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Hot Damage: +5, Initiative: +60, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr"
6479	family-friendly horrifying vibrating wicked Unkillable Skeleton's sawsword of Calamity Jane of the cheetah	0		Spell Damage: +5, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Spooky Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Initiative: +60
6480	Herculean Unkillable Skeleton's shield of the businessman	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Meat Drop: +50, Thorns: 1
6481	weightlifter's Unkillable Skeleton's restless leg of vim and vigor	0		Muscle: +15, Maximum HP Percent: +50
6482	foul-smelling resourceful extremely unsafe Staff of the Roaring Hearth	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Maximum MP: +50, Stench Damage: +10
6483	special Kool-Aid	1	decent	Effect: "Wreathed in Merriment", Effect Duration: 20
6484	dread tarragon	0		
6485	bone flour	0		
6486	dreadful roast	0		
6487	stinking agaricus	0		
6488	bland low-calorie Dreadsylvanian shepherd's pie	1	decent	
6489	music box parts	0		
6490	unwound mechanical songbird	0		
6491	olive tumbling shaking tailfeathers	0		Familiar Weight: +5
6492	blinking wax banana	0		
6493	complicated lock impression	0		
6494	fuchsia twirling replica key	0		
6495	narrow cyan Dreadsylvania Auditor's badge of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Kruegerand Drop: 5, Single Equip
6496	blood kiwi	0		
6497	eau de mort	0		
6498	tolerable bloody kiwitini	4	good	
6499	moon-amber	0		
6500	olive polished moon-amber	0		
6501	spinning sage moon-amber necklace of Calamity Jane of chilblains	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Cold Damage: +25, Single Equip
6502	huge jittery Dreadsylvanian seed pod	0		
6503	ghost pencil	0		
6504	curative slick hangman's hood of James Dean	0		Moxie: +10, Experience (Moxie): +3, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
6505	blue prompt vibrating veiny ring finger ring	0		Maximum HP: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Adventures: +3, Single Equip
6506	skewed blurry Dreadsylvanian clockwork key	0		
6507	cool iron ingot	0		
6508	miser's Jim Carey's cool iron helmet	0		Monster Level: +25, Meat Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy"
6509	cool cool iron breastplate of the businessman	0		Moxie: +5, Meat Drop: +50
6510	Usain Bolt's sage cool iron greaves	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Initiative: +80, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr"
6511	blinking double-paned chilly ghost shawl	0		Cold Damage: +5, Cold Resistance: +5
6512	skewed skull capacitor	0		
6513	bouncing flame-retardant warm fur	0		Hot Resistance: +1
6514	twirling Lo Pan's snowstick	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30
6515	mansplainer's eerie fetish	0		Monster Level: +15, Single Equip
6516	hand-crafted extra-dry jittery olive stinkwater	5	EPIC	
6517	dubious loincloth	0		Damage Aura: 1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1.5xVolley"
6518	snack-sized spoiled accidental mutton	2	crappy	
6519	dog trainer's wicked drafty drawers	0		Spell Damage: +5, Experience (familiar): +1, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley"
6520	censurious electrified wolfskull mask	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xBarrr"
6521	frightening guts necklace	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Single Equip
6522	narrow inspector's groping claw of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Item Drop: +15
6523	skewed wizardly vengeful spirit	0		Mysticality: +25
6524	steel-toed BOOtonniere	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Single Equip
6525	triple-modified ghost thread	0		Effect: "Tin, Man", Effect Duration: 34
6526	knitted sizzling bag of unfinished business	0		Hot Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +3
6527	ruddy transparent pants of the empath	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Familiar Weight: +5, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xPotato"
6528	spinning stanky hothammer	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25
6529	bad special Thriller Ice	3	decent	Effect: "Alacri Tea", Effect Duration: 40
6530	family-friendly grandfather watch	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Nonstackable Watch
6531	muddy skirt	0		Damage Aura: 1, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xFairy"
6532	avaricious smooth spyglass	0		Moxie: +15, Meat Drop: +30
6533	vial of hot blood of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Single Equip
6534	upside-down occult remorseless knife	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25
6535	skewed gray coward's intimidating coiffure	0		Monster Level: -20, Familiar Effect: "hot afk, 1xPotato"
6536	mansplainer's cod cape of the glutton	0		Monster Level: +15, Food Drop: +100
6537	flavorless half-sized spinning blood sausage	2	decent	
6538	blurry lime green healthy educational frying brainpan	0		Experience: +1, Maximum HP Percent: +20
6539	narrow ball and chain of the wise owl of Tarzan	0		Mysticality: +20, Experience (Muscle): +3, Single Equip
6540	wobbly strapping dry bone	0		Muscle: +5
6541	shaking mirror scorching tailbone shield	0		Hot Damage: +25, Thorns: 1
6542	cool tonguebone	0		Moxie: +5, Single Equip
6543	executive arcane researcher's pogo stick	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Meat Drop: +40, Single Equip
6545	up-at-dawn asbestos-lined personal trainer's weedy skirt	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Hot Resistance: +5, Adventures: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy"
6546	curative personal trainer's pants	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "atk"
6547	blinking Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette	0		
6548	blurry cooling iron helmet	0		
6549	cooling iron breastplate	0		
6550	narrow cooling iron greaves	0		
6551	hot cluster	0		
6552	cluster	0		
6553	cluster	0		
6554	stench cluster	0		
6555	sleaze cluster	0		
6556	quantum tarnished blinking phial of hotness	0		Effect: "Pasty", Effect Duration: 19
6557	boiled phial of coldness	0		Effect: "Whole Latte Love", Effect Duration: 33
6558	polymerized moist phial of spookiness	0		Effect: "Pasty", Effect Duration: 41
6559	aerosolized triple-concentrated colloidal skewed phial of stench	0		Effect: "Hobo Flavor", Effect Duration: 69
6560	energized phial of sleaziness	0		Effect: "It's Electric!", Effect Duration: 42
6561	adventurer clone egg	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-06"
6562	mini-Mr. Accessory	0		Familiar Weight: +5
6563	hand of Mr. Cards	0		Item Drop: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Throw a Mr. Card"
6564	bland jumbo yellow Dreadsylvanian hot pocket	5	decent	
6565	stale fancy Dreadsylvanian pocket	3	decent	Effect: "Warm Belly", Effect Duration: 50
6566	stale Dreadsylvanian pocket	3	decent	
6567	diet rotten Dreadsylvanian stink pocket	1	crappy	
6568	moldy Dreadsylvanian sleaze pocket	4	crappy	
6569	fancy irresponsibly strong perfectly mixed Dreadsylvanian hot toddy	10	EPIC	Effect: "Feet of Grapefruit", Effect Duration: 5
6570	enchanted hand-crafted Dreadsylvanian cold-fashioned	3	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	Effect: "Wise Spirit", Effect Duration: 20
6571	practically non-alcoholic drinkable Dreadsylvanian grimlet	1	good	
6572	acceptable Dreadsylvanian dank and stormy	4	good	
6573	practically non-alcoholic bad Dreadsylvanian slithery nipple	1	decent	
6574	yellow blurry hot clusterbomb	0		
6575	clusterbomb	0		
6576	clusterbomb	0		
6577	stench clusterbomb	0		
6578	sleaze clusterbomb	0		
6579	Dreadsylvanian Almanac page	0		
6580	length of fuse	0		
6581	ghostly dreadful box	0		
6582	cyan Clan hot dog stand	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-07"
6583	vicious spiked collar	0		Familiar Damage: +20
6584	twirling horrifying hot dog wrapper	0		Spooky Damage: +25
6585	lightning-fast wool debonair deboner	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Initiative: +40
6586	triple-anodized cyan chicle de salchicha	0		Effect: "Sleaze-Resistant Trousers", Effect Duration: 49
6587	sharpshooter's jar of frostigkraut	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Damage Aura: 1
6588	healthy gnawed-up dog bone of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Maximum HP Percent: +20
6589	hardened Grey Guanon	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Damage Aura: 1
6590	friendly curative Engorged Sausages and You of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Familiar Weight: +3, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
6591	hand-crafted weak dream of a dog	2	EPIC	
6592	medical-grade supercool optimal spreadsheet of James Dean	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Experience (Moxie): +3, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
6593	defective Game Grid token	0		
6594	blurry hot Dreadsylvanian cocoa	0		
6595	compressed epic cluster	1	awesome	
6596	clockwork egg	0		
6597	clockwork birdhouse	0		
6598	clockwork disc	0		
6599	clockwork hand	0		
6600	gray clockwork hand	0		
6601	clockwork numeral I	0		
6602	clockwork numeral II	0		
6603	upside-down clockwork numeral III	0		
6604	clockwork numeral IV	0		
6605	cyan clockwork numeral V	0		
6606	clockwork numeral VI	0		
6607	clockwork numeral VII	0		
6608	clockwork numeral VIII	0		
6609	ghostly clockwork numeral IX	0		
6610	clockwork numeral X	0		
6611	clockwork numeral XI	0		
6612	yellow clockwork numeral XII	0		
6613	clockwork cuckoo	0		
6614	cuckoo clock	0		
6615	weak lousy Cold One	2	???	
6616	normal spaghetti breakfast	4	???	
6617	upside-down over-the-shoulder Folder Holder	0		Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2013-08", Softcore Only: [1-path(KOLHS)]
6618	folder (red)	0		Muscle: +20, Last Available: "2013-08"
6619	folder (blue)	0		Mysticality: +20, Last Available: "2013-08"
6620	folder (green)	0		Moxie: +20, Last Available: "2013-08"
6621	spinning folder (magenta)	0		Muscle: +15, Mysticality: +15, Last Available: "2013-08"
6622	blue folder (cyan)	0		Mysticality: +15, Moxie: +15, Last Available: "2013-08"
6623	lime green folder (yellow)	0		Muscle: +15, Moxie: +15, Last Available: "2013-08"
6624	folder (smiley face)	0		Experience (Muscle): +2, Last Available: "2013-08"
6625	folder (wizard)	0		Experience (Mysticality): +2, Last Available: "2013-08"
6626	cyan folder (space skeleton)	0		Experience (Moxie): +2, Last Available: "2013-08"
6627	gray folder (D-Team)	0		Last Available: "2013-08"
6628	folder (Ex-Files)	0		Combat Rate: +5, Last Available: "2013-08"
6629	folder (skull and crossbones)	0		Combat Rate: -5, Last Available: "2013-08"
6630	jittery folder (Knight Writer)	0		Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2013-08"
6631	tumbling jittery folder (Jackass Plumber)	0		Monster Level: +25, Last Available: "2013-08"
6632	folder (holographic fractal)	0		All Resistance: +4, Last Available: "2013-08"
6633	jittery folder (barbarian)	0		Last Available: "2013-08"
6634	folder (rainbow unicorn)	0		Last Available: "2013-08", Thorns: 5
6635	folder (Seawolf)	0		Better Diver: +10, Last Available: "2013-08"
6636	pulsating pulsating folder (dancing dolphins)	0		Last Available: "2013-08"
6637	red narrow folder (catfish)	0		Familiar Weight: +15, Last Available: "2013-08"
6638	folder (tranquil landscape)	0		Damage Reduction: 15, HP / MP Regen Min: 10, HP / MP Regen Max: 20, Last Available: "2013-08"
6639	jittery folder (owl)	0		Last Available: "2013-08"
6640	folder (Stinky Trash Kid)	0		Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2013-08"
6641	folder (sports car)	0		Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2013-08"
6642	folder (sportsballs)	0		PvP Fights: +5, Last Available: "2013-08"
6643	folder (heavy metal)	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2013-08"
6644	folder (Yedi)	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2013-08"
6645	purple folder (KOLHS)	0		Last Available: "2013-08"
6648	skewed perfumed flame-retardant slide rule	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Stench Resistance: +5
6649	polymerized Ogres and Oubliettes&trade; module	0		Effect: "Fortunate Resolve", Effect Duration: 57
6650	Mountain Stream Code Black Alert	0		
6651	twisted-up wet towel	0		
6652	perfectly mixed high-proof stepmom's booze	10	EPIC	
6653	pulsating surgical tape	0		
6654	boxer's band T-shirt	0		Muscle Percent: +10
6655	drinkable enchanted fountain 'soda'	3	good	Effect: "Eye of the Seal", Effect Duration: 35
6656	olive illegal firecracker	0		
6657	blinking ruddy razor-sharp pickelhaube	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 18"
6658	quadruple-vacuum-sealed super-modified hair oil	0		Effect: "Pumped Stomach", Effect Duration: 32
6659	galvanized unsweetened scrap	0		Effect: "Big Punkin'", Effect Duration: 21
6660	school spirit socket set	0		
6661	suspension bridge	0		
6662	grievous brainy Staff of the Lunch Lady of James Dean of the empath	0		Mysticality: +5, Experience (Moxie): +3, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Familiar Weight: +5
6663	yellow universal key	0		
6664	huge world's most dangerous birdhouse	0		
6665	narrow coward's deathchucks of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Monster Level: -20
6666	eraser	0		
6667	quasireligious sculpture	0		
6668	Faraday cage	0		
6669	modeling claymore	0		
6670	clay homunculus	0		
6671	anodized sodium pentasomething	0		Effect: "Serenity", Effect Duration: 38
6672	jittery gray grains of salt	0		
6673	lime green yellowcake bomb	0		
6674	stinkbomb	0		
6675	galvanized pulsating superwater	0		Effect: "Wet Jaw", Effect Duration: 40
6676	twirling Thwaitgold bookworm statuette	0		
6677	blurry crude monster sculpture	0		
6678	frosty Yearbook Club Camera	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blinding Flash"
6679	dance instructor's machete	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10
6680	aged blurry Cursed Punch	3	awesome	
6681	lousy squat Bowl of Scorpions	3	decent	
6682	hand-crafted Fog Murderer	3	EPIC	
6683	skewed ghostly book of matches	0		
6684	brainy surgical mask	0		Mysticality: +5, Surgeonosity: +1
6685	tumbling head mirror of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Surgeonosity: +1
6686	half-size scalpel of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Surgeonosity: +1
6687	lime green aromatic surgical apron	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Surgeonosity: +1
6688	occult bloodied surgical dungarees	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Surgeonosity: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 38"
6689	blinking McClusky file (page 1)	0		
6690	McClusky file (page 2)	0		
6691	tumbling McClusky file (page 3)	0		
6692	McClusky file (page 4)	0		
6693	pulsating McClusky file (page 5)	0		
6694	narrow boring binder clip	0		
6695	fuchsia McClusky file (complete)	0		
6696	bowling ball	0		
6697	blurry moss-covered stone sphere	0		
6698	dripping stone sphere	0		
6699	jittery crackling stone sphere	0		
6700	mirror scorched stone sphere	0		
6701	stone triangle	0		
6702	bowler	0		Damage Aura: 1
6703	imitation White Russian	1	decent	
6704	blinking blinking horrifying Socratic short-handled mop	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Spooky Damage: +25
6705	rotten jungle floor wax	4	crappy	
6706	smirking shrunken head	0		Damage Aura: 1
6707	colloidal dry colorful toad	0		Effect: "Celestial Sheen", Effect Duration: 35
6708	crude voodoo doll	0		
6709	cyan attorney's badge	0		Single Equip
6710	upside-down pygmy briefs of the wise owl of the detective	0		Mysticality: +20, Item Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 41"
6711	short writ of habeas corpus	0		
6712	bone abacus	0		
6713	adder	0		
6714	short calculator	0		
6715	dangerous savvy sphygmomanometer	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Weapon Damage: +10
6716	oxidized galvanized ghostly bag of pygmy blood	0		Effect: "Twenty-three Squid, Ew", Effect Duration: 42
6717	tongue depressor	0		
6718	bouncing auspicious compression stocking of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Item Drop: +10
6719	ruddy midriff scrubs of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +40
6720	denatured pill cup	0		Effect: "Amorous", Effect Duration: 34
6721	aromatic knitted hardened water bottle	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Cold Resistance: +3, Stench Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 40"
6722	dry pygmy phone number	0		Effect: "Shredding, Sweating", Effect Duration: 33
6723	Boozehounds Anonymous token	0		
6724	flavorless exotic jungle fruit	4	decent	
6725	bouncing Shore Inc. Ship Trip Scrip	0		
6726	dude ranch souvenir crate	0		
6727	spinning squat teal tropical island souvenir crate	0		
6728	blue ski resort souvenir crate	0		
6729	UV-resistant compass	0		
6730	funky junk key	0		
6731	narrow Worse Homes and Gardens	0		
6732	claw-foot bathtub	0		
6733	spinning clothesline pole	0		
6734	ghostly teal cigar sign	0		
6735	junk junk	0		
6736	Junk-Bond	0		
6737	tangle of copper wire	0		
6738	shaking jagged scrap	0		
6739	modified unsweetened bent scrap	0		Effect: "Oh Hamlet Hamlet Hamlet Hamlet", Effect Duration: 31
6740	squat molten scrap	0		
6741	eternal car battery	0		
6742	junk band of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25
6743	asbestos-lined junk trunks	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "cap 15"
6744	huge dance instructor's junk-mail shirt	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10
6745	flavorless narrow junk food	4	decent	
6746	enchanted aged mirror junk yard	3	awesome	Effect: "Broken Fast", Effect Duration: 25
6747	pulsating nasty dance instructor's swordzall	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Stench Damage: +5
6748	purple Herculean arm buzzer	0		Experience (Muscle): +1
6749	blinking blurry frosty boilgun of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Cold Spell Damage: +10
6750	Gordon Beer's Beer Garden Catalog	0		Last Available: "2013-09"
6751	packet of beer seeds	0		Last Available: "2013-09"
6752	handful of barley	0		
6753	cluster of hops	0		
6754	tumbling beer bottle	0		
6755	beer label	0		
6756	artisanal homebrew sampler	0		
6757	delicious fancy bouncing can of Br&uuml;talbr&auml;u	4	awesome	Effect: "Hyperoffended", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2013-09"
6758	lousy can of Drooling Monk	3	decent	Last Available: "2013-09"
6759	delicious can of Impetuous Scofflaw	3	awesome	Last Available: "2013-09"
6760	lousy bottle of Old Pugilist	3	decent	Last Available: "2013-09"
6761	bad mirror bottle of Professor Beer	3	decent	Last Available: "2013-09"
6762	aged watered-down bottle of Rapier Witbier	2	awesome	Last Available: "2013-09"
6763	high-proof drinkable bouncing bottle of Race Car Red	10	good	Last Available: "2013-09"
6764	perfectly mixed watered-down bottle of Greedy Dog	2	super ultra mega EPIC	Last Available: "2013-09"
6765	aged practically non-alcoholic bottle of Lambada Lambic	1	awesome	Last Available: "2013-09"
6766	tin beer can	0		
6767	artisanal homebrew gift package	0		
6768	liquid bread	1	good	Last Available: "2013-09"
6769	olive ribald careful supercool tin tam	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Monster Level: -10, Sleaze Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "MP regen, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-09"
6770	aerosolized tin cup	0		Effect: "Jittery", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2013-09"
6771	lightning-fast sharpshooter's rock-hard tin foil	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2013-09"
6772	fireproof sage tin drum of the early riser	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Hot Resistance: +3, Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2013-09"
6773	tin roof (rusted)	0		Last Available: "2013-09"
6774	tin snips	0		Last Available: "2013-09"
6775	tin lizzie	0		Last Available: "2013-09"
6776	flattened boiled blinking purple foetid seal tear	0		Effect: "Okee-Dokee Go!", Effect Duration: 65
6777	ionized seal sweat	0		Effect: "Rushtacean'", Effect Duration: 12
6778	colloidal wet boiling seal blood	0		Effect: "Venomous Weapon", Effect Duration: 48
6779	crystalline seal eye	0		Single Equip
6780	censurious careful studded sealhide shield	0		Monster Level: -10, Sleaze Resistance: +3
6781	shaking sage scabrous seal epaulets of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Mysticality Percent: +10, Single Equip
6782	abyssal battle plans	0		
6783	Temple Grandin's Tesla brainy seal medal	0		Mysticality: +5, Familiar Weight: +7, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
6784	jittery deanimated reanimator's coffin	0		Free Pull
6785	flask of embalming fluid	0		
6788	maroon blank diary	0		
6789	boot knife	0		
6790	broken beer bottle	0		
6791	sharpened spoon	0		
6792	bouncing candy knife	0		
6793	soap knife	0		
6795	polarized spinning disco horoscope (Aquarius)	0		Effect: "The Sweats", Effect Duration: 47
6796	colloidal chilled narrow yellow disco horoscope (Pisces)	0		Effect: "Tiki Temerity", Effect Duration: 37
6797	corrupted disco horoscope (Aries)	0		Effect: "Action", Effect Duration: 43
6798	triple-concentrated chilled jittery wobbly disco horoscope (Taurus)	0		Effect: "Adorable Lookout", Effect Duration: 16
6799	electrified disco horoscope (Gemini)	0		Effect: "Wings of the Grasshopper", Effect Duration: 12
6800	triple-polymerized vacuum-sealed pressed bouncing disco horoscope (Cancer)	0		Effect: "Weather, Man", Effect Duration: 29
6801	nitrogenated fuchsia disco horoscope (Leo)	0		Effect: "Knightlife", Effect Duration: 37
6802	super-irradiated altered ionized disco horoscope (Virgo)	0		Effect: "Always In Motion", Effect Duration: 63
6803	concentrated frozen disco horoscope (Libra)	0		Effect: "Human-Penguin Hybrid", Effect Duration: 64
6804	frozen pickled twirling disco horoscope (Scorpio)	0		Effect: "Rainbow Bright", Effect Duration: 35
6805	ionized double-polymerized deionized disco horoscope (Sagittarius)	0		Effect: "Sleazy Weapon", Effect Duration: 19
6806	boiled modified altered blue disco horoscope (Capricorn)	0		Effect: "Tingly Elbows", Effect Duration: 33
6807	perfumed The Sagittarian's leisure pants of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Stench Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 18"
6808	jittery shaking toy accordion	0		Song Duration: 5
6809	accordion	0		Song Duration: 10
6810	upside-down coward's beer-battered accordion	0		Monster Level: -20, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 6
6811	blinking up-at-dawn baritone accordion	0		Adventures: +5, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 7
6812	smooth mama's squeezebox	0		Moxie: +15, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 8
6813	supercool guancertina	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 9
6814	supercharged accordion file	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10
6815	accord ion of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10
6816	blue Rosewater's bone bandoneon	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 11
6817	narrow Da Vinci's pentatonic accordion	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 12
6818	smelly non-Euclidean non-accordion	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 15
6819	pulsating blurry banded Accordion of Jordion of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Damage Absorption: +100, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 14
6820	huge autocalliope of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 15
6821	weightlifter's accordionoid rocca	0		Muscle: +15, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 18
6822	MacGyver's pygmy concertinette	0		Maximum MP: +100, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 17
6823	sizzling ghost accordion of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Hot Damage: +10, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 16
6824	peace accordion of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 19
6825	dance instructor's alarm accordion of vim and vigor	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 20
6826	therapeutic All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig of Tarzan of incineration	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Hot Spell Damage: +50, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "0.5xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 13"
6827	medical-grade forbidden KoL Con X Treasure Map	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
6828	irresponsibly strong bad wobbly discocktail	6	decent	
6829	aromatic KoL Con X Bingo Card	0		Stench Resistance: +1
6830	rock-hard Temporal Tempera Tube	0		Damage Reduction: 5
6831	concentrated squat Tallowcreme Halloween Pumpkin	0		Effect: "Berry Thorny", Effect Duration: 45
6832	ghostly twirling Way More Tears&trade; pepper spray	0		
6833	Vulcanized extra-tarnished Milk Studs	0		Effect: "Sleazy Jellied", Effect Duration: 64
6834	modified cold-filtered yellow box of Dweebs	0		Effect: "Squirming Like a Toad", Effect Duration: 42
6835	deionized blurry mirror bag of W&Ws	0		Effect: "Crimbo Epiphany", Effect Duration: 23
6836	boiled quantum PEEZ dispenser	0		Effect: "Cookie Backup", Effect Duration: 55
6837	super-quantum bouncing green Swizzler	0		Effect: "Coming Up Roses", Effect Duration: 35
6838	irradiated Bugbearclaw Donut	0		Effect: "Sharpened Sweet Tooth", Effect Duration: 38
6839	moist cold-filtered ghostly jam	0		Effect: "Wise Spirit", Effect Duration: 33
6840	diffused polymerized Whenchamacallit bar	0		Effect: "substats.enh", Effect Duration: 23
6841	polymerized dry 8-bit banana	0		Effect: "Gemini Rising", Effect Duration: 27
6842	concentrated shaking vial of blood simple syrup	0		Effect: "Fortunate Resolve", Effect Duration: 26
6843	diffused bone bons	0		Effect: "Thunderheart", Effect Duration: 23
6844	frozen ironic mint	0		Effect: "Snobby", Effect Duration: 61
6845	unused walkie-talkie	0		Free Pull
6846	walkie-talkie	0		Free Pull
6847	upside-down wobbly killing jar	0		
6848	security flashlight of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100
6849	polarized ionized Effermint&trade; tablets	0		Effect: "Deadly Lampblade", Effect Duration: 24
6850	upside-down upside-down veiny sturdy cane of courage of the businessman	0		Maximum HP: +10, Spooky Resistance: +3, Meat Drop: +50
6851	huge bowl of candy	0		
6852	huge Ultra Mega Sour Ball	0		
6853	fuchsia carton of rotten eggs	0		
6854	desert sightseeing pamphlet	0		
6855	a suspicious address	0		
6856	chilly Bal-musette accordion	0		Cold Damage: +5, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10, Last Available: "2013-10"
6857	blue scorching Cajun accordion	0		Hot Damage: +25, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10, Last Available: "2013-10"
6858	blue bouncing quirky accordion of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10, Last Available: "2013-10"
6859	nasty Skipper's accordion of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Stench Damage: +5, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10, Last Available: "2013-10"
6860	prompt energetic dance instructor's Pantsgiving of the detective	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Item Drop: +20, Adventures: +3, Softcore Only, Bonus Resting HP: [5*F], Bonus Resting MP: [5*F], Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Talk About Politics", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Pocket Crumbs", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Air Dirty Laundry", Drops Items, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-11", Variable
6861	stale miniature upside-down can of sardines	2	decent	Last Available: "2013-11"
6862	miniature normal narrow high-calorie sugar substitute	2	good	Last Available: "2013-11"
6863	yummy bouncing pat of butter	3	awesome	Last Available: "2013-11"
6864	flavorless bite-sized enchanted dinner roll	1	decent	Effect: "Shortened", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2013-11"
6865	spoiled mirror mashed potatoes	3	crappy	Last Available: "2013-11"
6866	stale whole turkey leg	4	decent	Last Available: "2013-11"
6867	rotten ghostly deviled egg	4	crappy	Last Available: "2013-11"
6868	quantum finger exerciser	0		Effect: "Radium Radicality", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2013-11"
6869	pickled jittery dented spoon	0		Effect: "Hangdog", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2013-11"
6870	wet denatured olive love note	0		Effect: "Dreadful Sheen", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2013-11"
6871	cyan ghostly school beer pull tab	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6872	boiled altered nail file	0		Effect: "Demonic Taint", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2013-11"
6873	chilled triple-pickled candy wrapper	0		Effect: "White-boy Angst", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2013-11"
6874	gym membership card	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6875	altered post-holiday sale coupon	0		Effect: "Jelly Combed", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2013-11"
6876	dry cleaning receipt	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6877	pocket lint (blue)	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6878	mirror pocket lint (green)	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6879	green pocket lint (white)	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6880	pulsating pocket lint (orange)	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6881	flame-wreathed thinker's bowl of petunias of dire peril of the overflowing toilet	0		Mysticality: +10, Weapon Damage: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2013-11"
6882	spinning lard-coated rosy-cheeked wizardly power sock of the storm	0		Mysticality: +25, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-11"
6883	mirror shaking zippy Sherlock's toasty mansplainer's wool sock	0		Monster Level: +15, Hot Damage: +5, Item Drop: +25, Initiative: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-11"
6884	perfumed nippy crafty brawny moustache sock	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Maximum MP: +10, Cold Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-11"
6885	boiled triple-cold-filtered spirit gum	0		Effect: "Wasabi With You", Effect Duration: 67
6886	spirit pillow	0		
6887	pulsating spirit sheet	0		
6888	spirit mattress	0		
6889	spirit blanket	0		
6890	green spirit bed	0		
6891	reassuring fortified groovy spirit bell	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Damage Absorption: +60, Spooky Resistance: +1, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
6892	alkaline cold-filtered spoonful of Linguine-Os	0		Effect: "Elemental Saucesphere", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2013-11"
6893	modified upside-down freezer-burned frost-bitten tortellini	0		Effect: "Frozen Shoulders", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2013-11"
6894	energized blob of Alphredo&trade;	0		Effect: "Stench Jellied", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2013-11"
6895	ionized adjusted blurry handful of crafty noodles	0		Effect: "Cock of the Walk", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2013-11"
6896	wet enhanced tumbling tangled mass of pasta	0		Effect: "Stogied", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2013-11"
6897	aerosolized yellow Can of Spaghetto	0		Effect: "Glo-Face", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2013-11"
6898	teal Chef Boy, R&D's business card	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6899	Thwaitgold ant statuette	0		
6900	experimental carbon fiber pasta additive	0		Class: "Pastamancer", Last Available: "2013-11"
6901	squat hazardous sauce dosimeter	0		Class: "Sauceror", Last Available: "2013-11"
6902	flask flops of extreme caution of temperance	0		Monster Level: -25, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Single Equip
6903	extra-corrupted nuts	0		Effect: "Incredibly Hulking", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2013-12"
6904	oxidized extra-warmed maroon bolts	0		Effect: "Jammin'", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2013-12"
6905	rotten immense gingerbread robot	6	crappy	Last Available: "2013-12"
6906	enchanted bland petit 4.1	3	decent	Effect: "Memories of Puppy Love", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2013-12"
6907	thick moldy nut-shaped Crimbo cookie	5	crappy	Last Available: "2023-06"
6908	arcane researcher's plastic GORM-8	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6909	tumbling reassuring plastic warbear	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2013-12"
6910	savvy plastic Toybot	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Last Available: "2013-12"
6911	Temple Grandin's plastic warbear fortress	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Last Available: "2013-12"
6912	twirling rock-hard sage plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S.	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Damage Reduction: 5, Last Available: "2013-12"
6913	ghostly warbear whosit	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6914	warbear hoverbelt piecepart	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6915	greedy greasy beefy warbear hoverbelt	0		Muscle: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6916	warbear battery	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6917	warbear badge	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6918	energized enhanced warbear wardance potion	0		Effect: "Antsy in your Pantsy", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2013-12"
6919	pressed warbear bearserker potion	0		Effect: "Hoity Toity", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2013-12"
6920	irradiated gray warbear liquid overcoat	0		Effect: "Boo Tea", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2013-12"
6921	special spoiled small warbear feasting bread	2	crappy	Effect: "Meatwise", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2013-12"
6922	fancy tasty immense blinking warbear warrior bread	9	awesome	Effect: "Updated", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6923	adequate snack-sized warbear thermoregulator bread	2	good	Last Available: "2013-12"
6924	practically non-alcoholic bad cyan tumbling warbear feasting mead	1	decent	Last Available: "2013-12"
6925	special practically non-alcoholic acceptable warbear bearserker mead	1	good	Effect: "[1609]Dancin' Fool", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6926	perfectly mixed mirror skewed warbear blizzard mead	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2013-12"
6927	green huge warbear helm fragment	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6928	squat foul-smelling deadly arcane researcher's warbear plain fedora	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Weapon Damage: +5, Stench Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep, cap 12", Last Available: "2013-12"
6929	flame-retardant warbear feathered fedora	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-12"
6930	huge chaotic Fonzie's thinker's warbear fedora	0		Mysticality: +10, Experience (Moxie): +1, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep", Last Available: "2013-12"
6931	pulsating zippy nippy therapeutic warbear plain helm	0		Cold Damage: +10, Initiative: +20, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 12", Last Available: "2013-12"
6932	teal auspicious warbear spiked helm	0		Item Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-12"
6933	brawny warbear electro-spiked helm of Gandalf of incineration	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy", Last Available: "2013-12"
6934	perfumed clever hardy warbear plain ushanka	0		Maximum HP: +50, Maximum MP: +20, Stench Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xLep, cap 12", Last Available: "2013-12"
6935	narrow warbear lined ushanka of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Familiar Effect: "1.5xBarrr, 1xLep, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-12"
6936	skewed ghostly careful Rosewater's warbear heated ushanka of doom	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Monster Level: -10, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xatk, 1xLep", Last Available: "2013-12"
6937	warbear trouser fragment	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6938	aromatic shellacked warbear party pants of the early riser	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Stench Resistance: +1, Adventures: +7, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhoul, cap 12", Last Available: "2013-12"
6939	warbear ceremonial party pants of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-12"
6940	healthy extremely unsafe thinker's warbear high festival pants	0		Mysticality: +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhoul", Last Available: "2013-12"
6941	Sherlock's experienced brainy warbear battle greaves	0		Mysticality: +5, Experience: +2, Item Drop: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-12"
6942	warbear officer greaves of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-12"
6943	squat Jack Frost's grievous cool warbear bearserker greaves	0		Moxie: +5, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr", Last Available: "2013-12"
6944	slick strapping warbear johns of Leguizamo	0		Muscle: +5, Moxie: +10, Monster Level: +20, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xVolley, cap 12", Last Available: "2013-12"
6945	wobbly reassuring warbear fleece-lined johns	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xVolley, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-12"
6946	energetic forbidden supercool warbear johns	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xVolley", Last Available: "2013-12"
6947	warbear accoutrements chunk	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6948	ghostly careful warbear goggles of the blizzard of the brazier	0		Monster Level: -10, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6949	deadly warbear snowblindness goggles	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6950	green Oprah's supercharged warbear polarized goggles of the businessman	0		Maximum MP Percent: 80, Meat Drop: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6951	wobbly prompt Annie Oakley's vibrating warbear laser bowtie	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Adventures: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6952	wobbly educational warbear plasma bowtie	0		Experience: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6953	asbestos-lined Jeselnik's brainy warbear nuclear bowtie	0		Mysticality: +5, Sleaze Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6954	upside-down jittery energetic beefy warbear warscarf of dire peril	0		Muscle: +10, Weapon Damage: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6955	lime green warbear fleece-lined warscarf of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6956	up-at-dawn warbear warscarf of Gandalf of extreme caution	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Monster Level: -25, Adventures: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6957	warbear requisition box	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6958	warbear exo-arm	0		Class: "Seal Clubber", Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6959	blinking warbear foil hat of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 2xPotato, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-12"
6960	warbear energy bracers	0		Class: "Pastamancer", Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6961	frightening boxer's warbear oil pan	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Spooky Damage: +5, Class: "Sauceror", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spray Hot Grease", Last Available: "2013-12"
6962	warbear laser beacon	0		Class: "Disco Bandit", Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6963	spinning clever warbear exhaust manifold	0		Maximum MP: +20, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6964	warbear jackhammer drill press	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6965	blurry warbear auto-anvil	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6966	gray warbear induction oven	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6967	warbear chemistry lab	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6968	warbear officer requisition box	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6969	warbear empathy chip	0		Skill: "Psychokinetic Hug", Last Available: "2013-12"
6970	ghostly warbear drone assembler	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6971	warbear breakfast machine assembler	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6972	blind-packed die-cast toy	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6973	beefy die-cast Bashful the Reindeer	0		Muscle: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6974	greedy die-cast Doc the Reindeer	0		Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2013-12"
6975	therapeutic die-cast Dopey the Reindeer	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2013-12"
6976	Temple Grandin's die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Last Available: "2013-12"
6977	razor-sharp die-cast Happy the Reindeer	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Last Available: "2013-12"
6978	pulsating die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2013-12"
6979	aromatic die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2013-12"
6980	energetic die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2013-12"
6981	ghostly greasy die-cast factory worker elf	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6982	maroon brainy die-cast gift-wrapping elf	0		Mysticality: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
6983	die-cast middle-management elf of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Last Available: "2013-12"
6984	purple die-cast pencil-pusher elf of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2013-12"
6985	stanky die-cast stocking-stuffer elf	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2013-12"
6986	squat hale die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign	0		Maximum HP: +20, Last Available: "2013-12"
6987	twirling reassuring die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2013-12"
6988	upside-down brawny die-cast death ray in a pear tree of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Muscle Percent: +20, Last Available: "2013-12"
6989	slick die-cast turtle mech	0		Moxie: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6990	shaking shaking die-cast Swiss hen of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2013-12"
6991	dangerous die-cast killing bird	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6992	blurry cool die-cast ring	0		Moxie: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
6993	fuchsia Newton's die-cast goose a-laying	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Last Available: "2013-12"
6994	studded die-cast swarm a-swarming	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Last Available: "2013-12"
6995	wobbly Van der Graaf die-cast blade a-spinning	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2013-12"
6996	dangerous die-cast arc-welding Elfborg	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6997	skewed dance instructor's die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6998	mirror flame-retardant die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Hot Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2013-12"
6999	hardened cool die-cast Father Crimborg	0		Moxie: +5, Damage Reduction: 3, Last Available: "2013-12"
7000	spinning die-cast Don Crimbo of the brazier of horror	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2013-12"
7001	cyan Usain Bolt's shellacked die-cast Uncle Hobo	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2013-12"
7002	tumbling red reassuring Temple Grandin's die-cast Father Crimbo	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Spooky Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2013-12"
7003	The Smith's Tome	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-12", Skill: "Summon Smithsness"
7004	warmed frozen Flaskfull of Hollow	0		Effect: "Mystic Circle", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2013-12"
7005	tumbling lump of Brituminous coal	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7006	compressed wobbly blinking handful of Smithereens	1	crappy	Last Available: "2013-12"
7007	bland tumbling Every Day is Like This Sundae	3	decent	Last Available: "2013-12"
7008	special gigantic bland bouncing Miserable Pie	9	decent	Effect: "Fit To Be Tide", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2013-12"
7009	moldy thick upside-down This Charming Flan	5	crappy	Last Available: "2013-12"
7010	acceptable green Irish Coffee, English Heart	3	good	Last Available: "2013-12"
7011	watered-down delicious Strikes Again Bigmouth	2	awesome	Last Available: "2013-12"
7012	aged Paint A Vulgar Pitcher	4	awesome	Last Available: "2013-12"
7013	Golden Light	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7014	Louder Than Bomb	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7015	Handsome Devil	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7016	olive flame-retardant Jim Carey's stylish Work is a Four Letter Sword of Leguizamo	0		Moxie: +25, Monster Level: 45, Hot Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2013-12"
7017	Tesla rock-hard boxer's Staff of the Headmaster's Victuals of the pedagogue	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Experience: +3, Damage Reduction: 5, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2013-12"
7018	educational smooth strapping Sheila Take a Crossbow of the pedagogue	0		Muscle: +5, Moxie: +15, Experience: 4, Last Available: "2013-12"
7019	yellow censurious educational A Light that Never Goes Out of the pedagogue of the blizzard	0		Experience: 4, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2013-12"
7020	wicked extremely unsafe Half a Purse of vim and vigor of the brazier	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Spell Damage: +5, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2013-12"
7021	studded wicked Hairpiece On Fire of the empath of courage	0		Spell Damage: +5, Damage Absorption: +80, Familiar Weight: +5, Spooky Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-12"
7022	ribald gravedigger's stylish Vicar's Tutu of the sweet-tooth	0		Moxie: +25, Spooky Damage: +10, Sleaze Damage: +10, Candy Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "1.2xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-12"
7023	fireproof dog trainer's fortified Hand in Glove	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Experience (familiar): +1, Hot Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2013-12"
7024	twirling frosty Jim Carey's Meat Tenderizer is Murder of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Monster Level: +25, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Class: "Seal Clubber", Last Available: "2013-12"
7025	twirling chilly experienced brawny Ouija Board, Ouija Board	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Experience: +2, Cold Damage: +5, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Last Available: "2013-12"
7026	friendly dance instructor's Hand that Rocks the Ladle of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Familiar Weight: +3, Class: "Pastamancer", Last Available: "2013-12"
7027	huge horrifying Jack Frost's Saucepanic of incineration	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Damage: +25, Class: "Sauceror", Last Available: "2013-12"
7028	mirror lightning-fast coward's thinker's Frankly Mr. Shank	0		Mysticality: +10, Monster Level: -20, Initiative: +40, Class: "Disco Bandit", Last Available: "2013-12"
7029	Fonzie's Shakespeare's Sister's Accordion of extreme caution of courage	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Monster Level: -25, Spooky Resistance: +3, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 15, Last Available: "2013-12"
7030	third-hand lantern of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100
7031	loose purse strings	0		
7032	snack-sized flavorless pickled egg	2	decent	
7033	enchanted cup of lukewarm tea	1	awesome	Effect: "Punch Another Day", Effect Duration: 40
7034	warbear soda machine assembler	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7035	warbear box	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7036	warbear high-efficiency still	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7037	warbear LP-ROM burner	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7038	twirling warbear gyrocopter	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7039	improved denatured warbear robo-camouflage unit	0		Effect: "Livin' Large", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2013-12"
7040	warbear beeping telegram	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7041	warbear procedural hilarity drone	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-12"
7042	warbear metalworking primer	0		Skill: "Shrap", Last Available: "2013-12"
7043	warbear sequential gaiety distribution system	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7044	boiled shaking glass slipper	0		Effect: "Pork Power", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2014-12"
7045	twisted squat pulsating antimatter wad	1	EPIC	Effect: "Greased-Up Familiar", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2013-12"
7046	Vulcanized ionized warbear superpotion	0		Effect: "Yuletide Sappiness", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2013-12"
7047	galvanized wobbly maroon warbear liquid lasers	0		Effect: "Dance of the Sugar Fairy", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2013-12"
7048	nitrogenated nitrogenated warbear rejuvenation potion	0		Effect: "Healthy Red Glow", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2013-12"
7049	broken warbear gyrocopter	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7050	decent warbear gyro	4	good	Last Available: "2013-12"
7051	corrupted maroon recording of Rolando's Rondo of Resisto	0		Effect: "Cruisin' for a Bruisin'", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2013-12"
7052	tumbling warbear metalworking primer (used)	0		Skill: "Shrap", Last Available: "2013-12"
7053	pulsating warbear empathy chip (used)	0		Skill: "Psychokinetic Hug", Last Available: "2013-12"
7054	narrow warbear drone codes	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7055	small spoiled blurry breakfast mess	2	crappy	Last Available: "2013-12"
7056	mirror warbear breakfast machine	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7057	decent spinning breakfast miracle	3	good	Last Available: "2013-12"
7058	cold-filtered spinning Cloaca Cola Polar	0		Effect: "Turkey-Ambitious", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2013-12"
7059	warbear soda machine	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7060	festive warbear bank	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7061	ghostly grimstone mask	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7062	praying Grim Brother	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-12"
7063	Grim Brothers' story book	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7064	hibernating Grimstone Golem	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-12"
7065	vaporized grim fairy tale	1	awesome	Last Available: "2014-12"
7066	twirling grimstone galoshes	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7067	quadruple-diffused single of Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	0		Effect: "Hiding in Plain Sight", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2010-02"
7068	liquefied boiled activated olive jittery single of Donho's Bubbly Ballad	0		Effect: "It's Electric!", Effect Duration: 66
7069	squat Discontent&trade; Winter Garden Catalog	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-01"
7070	tumbling packet of winter seeds	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7071	stale blinking wobbly snow berries	3	decent	Last Available: "2014-01"
7072	spoiled ice harvest	3	crappy	Last Available: "2014-01"
7073	non-warmed pickled frost flower	0		Effect: "Magically Fingered", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2014-01"
7074	polymerized narrow ghostly snow cleats	0		Effect: "Minerva's Zen", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2014-01"
7075	double-electrified liquid ice pack	0		Effect: "Aspect of the GravyPlum Fairy", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2014-01"
7076	skewed snow boards	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7077	toothsome twirling wobbly snow crab	3	awesome	Last Available: "2014-01"
7078	practically non-alcoholic acceptable Ice Island Long Tea	1	good	Last Available: "2014-01"
7079	tumbling unfinished ice sculpture	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7080	ghostly jittery ice sculpture	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7081	ice house	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7082	huge snow machine	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7083	gray wool snow mobile	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Lantern: 1, Lantern Element: "Cold", Last Available: "2014-01"
7084	ice bucket of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2014-01"
7085	blurry sizzling snow shovel of the sweet-tooth	0		Hot Damage: +10, Candy Drop: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2014-01"
7086	squat stanky rock-hard sinister bod-ice	0		Spell Damage: +10, Damage Reduction: 5, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2014-01"
7087	Tesla shellacked thinker's snow belt	0		Mysticality: +10, Damage Reduction: 7, Item Drop: +5, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2014-01"
7088	Newton's Herculean ice nine of the brazier of bravery	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2014-01"
7089	shaking snow fort	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7090	acceptable bouncing En Una Fila Tequila	4	good	
7091	Skully's hot chocolate	1	good	
7092	experienced warbear dress helmet of the sweet-tooth	0		Experience: +2, Candy Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-12"
7093	energetic warbear dress bracers of Calamity Jane	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
7094	curative forbidden warbear dress greaves	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-12"
7095	sweatband of Leguizamo of the blizzard	0		Monster Level: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2014-12"
7096	blinking Tesla stylish gym shorts	0		Moxie: +25, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xGhuol, cap 25", Last Available: "2014-12"
7097	mirror executive beefy ankleweights	0		Muscle: +10, Meat Drop: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-12"
7098	supercharged sweat socks of Tarzan of Leguizamo of the brazier	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Monster Level: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Drops Items, Last Available: "2014-12"
7099	pint of sweat	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7100	narrow Jerks' Health&trade; Magazine	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7101	dehydrated ghostly Five Second Energy&trade;	1		Last Available: "2014-12"
7102	pixie axie	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7103	pickled cyan powder	0		Effect: "Locks Like the Raven", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2014-12"
7104	Jim Carey's licorice whip	0		Monster Level: +25, Last Available: "2014-12"
7105	ghostly ghostly anise-flavored venom	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7106	bad fuchsia snakebite	3	decent	Last Available: "2014-12"
7107	bouncing pulsating mansplainer's Sinatra's candy stick	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Monster Level: +15, Last Available: "2014-12"
7108	adequate fancy half-sized pecan	2	good	Effect: "Salty Dogs", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2014-12"
7109	rotten purple ghostly pecan pie	3	crappy	Last Available: "2014-12"
7110	pulsating chocolate-stained collar	0		Candy Drop: +25, Last Available: "2014-12"
7111	spoiled candy mountain oyster	3	crappy	Last Available: "2014-12"
7112	delicious strong fuchsia chocotini	5	awesome	Last Available: "2014-12"
7113	sizzling supercharged chocolate rabbit's foot of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Hot Damage: +10, Last Available: "2014-12"
7114	stale blinking candy carrot	3	decent	Last Available: "2014-12"
7115	bland snack-sized wobbly red candy carrot cake	2	decent	Last Available: "2014-12"
7116	thinker's carrot-on-a-stick of the cougar	0		Mysticality: +10, Moxie: +20, Last Available: "2014-12"
7117	pulsating dog trainer's slick weasel stomping pants	0		Moxie: +10, Experience (familiar): +1, Familiar Effect: "1xGhoul, cap 20", Last Available: "2014-12"
7118	stale mulberry	4	decent	Last Available: "2014-12"
7119	fortified artisanal mulled berry wine	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-12"
7120	lemony scales	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7121	supercharged lemon party hat	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Lasts Until Rollover, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, cap 12", Last Available: "2014-12"
7122	stiffened lemon shirt	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2014-12"
7123	Sinatra's lemon drop trousers	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato, cap 12", Last Available: "2014-12"
7124	wet adjusted lemonhead caviar	0		Effect: "Feroci Tea", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2014-12"
7125	twirling wool gummi sword of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2014-12"
7126	corrupted skewed bouncing small gummi fin	0		Effect: "Extra-Wet", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2014-12"
7127	red flame-wreathed chocolate cow bone	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2014-12"
7128	magnetized gummi fang	0		Effect: "Chock Full o' Nanites", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2014-12"
7129	moldy leftover canap&eacute;s	4	crappy	Last Available: "2014-12"
7130	weak tolerable cyan magnum of champagne	2	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7131	Lo Pan's steel-toed cow creamer of vim and vigor	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Last Available: "2014-12"
7132	nitrogenated Outer Wolf&trade; cologne	0		Effect: "Marinated", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2014-12"
7133	lupine appetite hormones	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7134	Tesla banded wolf whistle	0		Damage Absorption: +100, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blow Wolf Whistle", Last Available: "2014-12"
7135	decent thick blue witch's bread	5	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7136	anodized quantum corrupted upside-down witch's brew	0		Effect: "Impregnably Delicious", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2014-12"
7137	blinking narrow auspicious witch's bra of temperance of the businessman	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Item Drop: +10, Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2014-12"
7138	mediocre special mid-level medieval mead	4	decent	Effect: "Gunky Dory", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2014-12"
7139	activated R&uuml;mpelstiltz	0		Effect: "In Tuna", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2014-12"
7140	spinning wheel	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7141	ionized Vulcanized unsweetened olive hi-octane carrot juice	0		Effect: "Muscle Unbound", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2014-12"
7142	anodized gray upside-down hare brush	0		Effect: "Sleazy Weapon", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2014-12"
7143	hare pin of the wise owl of Leguizamo	0		Mysticality: +20, Monster Level: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-12"
7144	bouncing blue odd coin	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7145	stale cinnamon cannoli	3	decent	Last Available: "2014-12"
7146	perfectly mixed expensive champagne	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-12"
7147	double-chilled Vulcanized triple-oxidized polo trophy	0		Effect: "Joyful Resolve", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2014-12"
7148	bouncing oil painting	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7149	rosary	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7150	ornate dowsing rod	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7151	pulsating straw	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7152		0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7153	upside-down clay	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7154	fuchsia filling	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7155	green parchment	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7156	twirling glass	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7157	healthy Da Vinci's fire hose of extreme caution	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Monster Level: -25, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xVolley, cap 37", Last Available: "2014-12"
7158	tasty fireman's lunch	3	awesome	Last Available: "2014-12"
7159	spinning sizzling toasty brainy plain paper hat	0		Mysticality: +5, Hot Damage: 15, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, cap 37", Last Available: "2014-12"
7160	delicious shaking ice cream sandwich	3	awesome	Last Available: "2014-12"
7161	tumbling smartaleck's boxer's &quot;honey&quot; dipper of Flo-Jo	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Moxie Percent: +30, Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2014-12"
7162	normal plumber's lunch	4	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7163	knitted steel-toed skull gearshift knob of the glutton	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Cold Resistance: +3, Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2014-12"
7164	toothsome tiny twirling nachos of the night	1	awesome	Last Available: "2014-12"
7165	tumbling MacGyver's Sketcherz&trade; of the bloodbag of the detective	0		Maximum HP: +100, Maximum MP: +100, Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2014-12"
7166	adequate snack-sized enchanted can of Adultwitch&trade;	2	good	Effect: "Blessing of the Creepy Pasta", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2014-12"
7167	deionized moist denatured green smudge stick	0		Effect: "Updated", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2014-12"
7168	non-wet alkaline wall	0		Effect: "Orc Chops", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2014-12"
7169	spirit-forward mediocre tankard of ale	5	decent	Last Available: "2014-12"
7170	wet blurry scroll case	0		Effect: "L'instinct F&eacute;lin", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2014-12"
7171	corrupted triple-polymerized jug of &quot;wine&quot;	0		Effect: "Snobby", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2014-12"
7172	fuchsia huge juggling ball	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7173	crappy camera	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7174	bland enchanted narrow humble pie	4	decent	Effect: "Sharpened Sweet Tooth", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2014-12"
7175	squat mirror small golem	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7176	tumbling blurry shaking crappy camera	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7177	cold-filtered pickled bouncing crappy waiter disguise	0		Effect: "Sticks and Stones", Effect Duration: 64
7178	Copperhead Charm	0		
7179	twirling The First Pizza	0		
7180	lime green The Lacrosse Stick of Lacoronado	0		
7181	pulsating The Eye of the Stars	0		
7182	upside-down gray The Stankara Stone	0		
7183	huge Murphy's Rancid Black Flag	0		
7184	upside-down The Shield of Brook	0		
7185	squat Red Zeppelin ticket	0		
7186	skewed Copperhead Charm (rampant)	0		
7187	watered-down artisanal squat blue unnamed cocktail	2	EPIC	
7188	handful of tips	0		
7189	razor-sharp unrequired jacket	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25
7190	jittery tommy gun of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unload Tommy Gun"
7191	drum of tommy ammo	0		
7192	throwing knife	0		
7193	fuchsia throwing spoon	0		
7194	throwing fork	0		
7195	skewed hardy breadchucks of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Maximum HP: +50
7196	narrow shuriken salad	0		
7197	cyan combat fan of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5
7198	pulsating frightening Jim Carey's silk skirt	0		Monster Level: +25, Spooky Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 38"
7199	blowdart	0		
7200	tumbling Temple Grandin's Buddy Bjorn	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2014-02"
7201	Sherlock's supercharged The Nuge's favorite crossbow of the overflowing toilet	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Item Drop: +25
7202	big bland sweet roll Alabama	5	decent	
7203	huge olive Saturday Night Special of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100
7204	huge lynyrd snare	0		
7205	fleetwood chain of the ox	0		Muscle: +20
7206	aged green Green Manalishi	4	awesome	
7207	tumbling Van der Graaf blade	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
7208	olive fire of unknown origin	0		
7209	huge eagle's milk	1	crappy	
7210	improved liquefied eagle feather	0		Effect: "Material Witness", Effect Duration: 57
7211	liquefied one pill	0		Effect: "Berry Statistical", Effect Duration: 30
7212	narrow wobbly flame-retardant Jefferson wings	0		Hot Resistance: +1
7213	narrow jittery fleetwood macaroni	0		
7214	cheesy eagle sauce	0		
7215	miniature moldy fleetwood mac 'n' cheese	2	crappy	
7216	blinking lynyrd skin	0		
7217	upside-down rock-hard lynyrdskin cap	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xVolley, cap 42"
7218	beefy lynyrdskin tunic	0		Muscle: +10
7219	fortified lynyrdskin breeches	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1.5xGhuol, cap 42"
7220	wobbly cigarette lighter	0		
7221	priceless diamond	0		
7222	practically non-alcoholic delicious Flamin' Whatshisname	1	awesome	
7223	quadruple-unsweetened extra-nitrogenated ghostly lynyrd musk	0		Effect: "Tingly Wrists", Effect Duration: 14
7224	Temple Grandin's vibrating Kashmir sweater	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Familiar Weight: +7
7225	miniature flavorless custard pie	2	decent	
7226	tea for one	1	good	
7227	mediocre bottle of Evermore	3	decent	
7228	box	0		
7229	lousy blinking blinking wine	4	decent	
7230	perfectly mixed pulsating bouncing rum	3	EPIC	
7231	mediocre Murderer's Punch	3	decent	
7232	normal special tiny velvet cake	1	good	Effect: "Helping Comes Second", Effect Duration: 50
7233	polymerized unsweetened letter	0		Effect: "Boilermade", Effect Duration: 12
7234	pulsating book of the cougar of temperance	0		Moxie: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +5
7235	prompt masque of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Adventures: +3, Single Equip
7236	curative red-hot poker	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
7237	avaricious Red X Shield	0		Meat Drop: +30
7238	shaking badge of the brute of the early riser	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Adventures: +7, Single Equip
7239	shirt of Leguizamo of the sewer	0		Monster Level: +20, Stench Damage: +25
7240	avaricious coat of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Meat Drop: +30
7241	crafty baleful shoe	0		Spell Damage: +25, Maximum MP: +10, Single Equip
7242	jittery button	0		
7243	shaking button	0		
7244	super-warmed anodized blood cells	0		Effect: "Patched In", Effect Duration: 51
7245	super-energized vacuum-sealed ghostly eye	0		Effect: "Takin' It Greasy", Effect Duration: 53
7246	glark cable	0		
7247	huge family-friendly boxer's Red Fox glove	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Attacks Can't Miss, Single Equip
7248	dry yellow foxglove	0		Effect: "Cockroach Scurry", Effect Duration: 28
7249	Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette	0		
7250	shaking scandalous stylish wizardly Sneaky Pete's jacket of incineration	0		Mysticality: +25, Moxie: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Damage: +5, Softcore Only, Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-03", Softcore Only: [1-path(Avatar of Sneaky Pete)]
7251	jug of Sneaky Pete's Mojo	0		Free Pull
7252	squat gray shot of Sneaky Pete's Mojo	0		Free Pull
7253	blinking Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy	0		
7254	really cocktail shaker	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7255	boozy artisanal bouncing olive mini-martini	5	EPIC	
7256	smoke grenade	0		
7257	dried teal molotov soda	1	good	
7258	adjusted pile of ashes	0		Effect: "Corruption of Wretched Wally", Effect Duration: 58
7259	crate of firebombs	0		
7260	firebomb	0		
7261	gravedigger's razor-sharp Samson's Sneaky Pete's basket	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Spooky Damage: +10
7262	mirror &quot;I Love Me, Vol. I&quot;	0		
7263	photograph of a dog	0		
7264	photograph of a nugget	0		
7265	photograph of an ostrich egg	0		
7266	disposable instant camera	0		
7267	prompt Jack Frost's Annie Oakley's Sneaky Pete's jacket (collar popped) of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Adventures: +3, Softcore Only, Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-03", Softcore Only: [1-path(Avatar of Sneaky Pete)]
7268	lime green Letter for Melvign the Gnome	0		
7269	Professor What garment	0		
7270	lime green &quot;2 Love Me, Vol. 2&quot;	0		
7271	jittery bouncing bouncing Thinknerd Blind-Packed Toy	0		
7272	steel-toed plastic Professor What	0		Damage Reduction: 9
7273	huge careful plastic Jared the Duskwalker	0		Monster Level: -10
7274	wholesome plastic Duke Starkiller	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10
7275	scorching plastic Gary Claybender	0		Hot Damage: +25
7276	jittery teal Fonzie's plastic Captain Kerkard	0		Experience (Moxie): +1
7277	denatured robot grease	0		Effect: "Fizzier Than Light", Effect Duration: 54
7278	huge returned Thinknerd package	0		
7279	altered adjusted olive tumbling wind-up Whatsian robot	0		Effect: "Vanity Rage", Effect Duration: 61
7280	corrupted altered upside-down wind-up vampire teeth	0		Effect: "Irresistible Resolve", Effect Duration: 13
7281	flattened extra-activated wind-up navigation droid	0		Effect: "stats.enq", Effect Duration: 38
7282	altered quadruple-pickled super-deionized wind-up owl	0		Effect: "[1701]Hip to the Jive", Effect Duration: 15
7283	double-dry green wind-up ensign	0		Effect: "Cold Hard Skin", Effect Duration: 35
7284	curative crying statue earrings of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover
7285	blue prompt knitted plastic Duskwalker necklace	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Adventures: +3, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover
7286	lightning-fast dog trainer's plastic replica blaster pistol	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Initiative: +40, Lasts Until Rollover
7287	vibrating Gary Claybender's Time Screwer of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover
7288	Temple Grandin's hardy Space Tourist palmdoctor	0		Maximum HP: +50, Familiar Weight: +7, Lasts Until Rollover
7289	rosewater-soaked quilted amok putter of the brazier	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +3
7290	adequate amok pudding	3	good	
7291	deactivated putty buddy	0		
7292	shaking putty coat	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7293	electrified can of V-11	0		Effect: "Nas Tea", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2014-03"
7294	nippy MacGyver's elevennis shoes	0		Maximum MP: +100, Cold Damage: +10, Last Available: "2014-03"
7295	elevent	0		Last Available: "2014-03"
7296	shaking curative steel-toed elevenderizing hammer	0		Damage Reduction: 9, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2014-03"
7297	vibrating Professor What T-Shirt	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10
7298	heavy-duty bendy straw	0		
7299	pellet of plant food	0		
7300	lime green sewing kit	0		
7301	huge Spookyraven billiards room key	0		
7302	Spookyraven library key	0		
7303	fuchsia Lady Spookyraven's necklace	0		
7304	telegram from Lady Spookyraven	0		
7305	red Lady Spookyraven's powder puff	0		
7306	Lady Spookyraven's finest gown	0		
7307	squat Lady Spookyraven's dancing shoes	0		
7308	activated adjusted squat bouncing jittery eyebrow pencil	0		Effect: "Rootin' Around", Effect Duration: 13
7309	triple-improved rosewater cream	0		Effect: "Gummiskin", Effect Duration: 52
7310	anodized adjusted bronzer	0		Effect: "Spooky Jellied", Effect Duration: 30
7311	scorching elegant nightstick of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Hot Damage: +25
7312	skewed still grill	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-06"
7313	twirling wobbly box of hickory chips	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7314	poppet	0		
7315	huge rickety rocking horse	0		
7316	cyan jack-in-the-box	0		
7317	narrow jar of baby ghosts	0		
7318	mirror family-friendly perfumed chaotic ghost of a necklace	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Stench Resistance: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +1
7319	aromatic double-paned Elizabeth's Dollie	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Stench Resistance: +1
7320	triple-frozen pickled Elizabeth's paintbrush	0		Effect: "Egg-stra Arm", Effect Duration: 57
7321	blurry rosewater-soaked personal trainer's Stephen's lab coat	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Stench Resistance: +3
7322	Vulcanized Stephen's secret formula	0		Effect: "Irresistible Resolve", Effect Duration: 50
7323	prompt reassuring Jacob's rung	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Adventures: +3
7324	diluted battery	1		Effect: "Demonic Flavor", Effect Duration: 30
7325	aged snakebite	3	awesome	
7326	knitted brawny rubber ribcage	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Cold Resistance: +3
7327	powdered green synthetic marrow	1		
7328	polarized yellow funny bone	0		Effect: "Metal Speed", Effect Duration: 69
7329	up-at-dawn stanky half-melted spoon	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Adventures: +5
7330	powdered jittery the funk	1		Effect: "Make Meat FA$T!", Effect Duration: 15
7331	flavorless gunky chicken	3	decent	
7332	crafty doll head	0		Maximum MP: +10
7333	droopy doll eye	0		
7334	jittery voice box	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Pull Voice Box String"
7335	banded paddle-ball of the detective	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Item Drop: +20
7336	chilled jittery sound effects record	0		Effect: "Phorcefullness", Effect Duration: 62
7337	alphabet block	0		
7338	improved tarnished narrow dancer	0		Effect: "La Bamba", Effect Duration: 33
7339	twirling red bouncing music box mechanism	0		
7340	blue supercharged moose antlers	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep, cap 27"
7341	corrupted maroon moose thought	0		Effect: "Celestial Sheen", Effect Duration: 40
7342	thick rotten moose chocolate	5	crappy	
7343	aged watered-down ghostly painting of a glass of wine	2	awesome	
7344	oil painting of yourself	0		
7345	ornate picture frame	0		
7346	lime green doll-eye amulet	0		Single Equip
7347	fireproof ghost toga of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Hot Resistance: +3
7348	adequate miniature sheet cake	2	good	
7349	ghost key	0		
7350	mirror picture of you	0		
7351	beefcake's Staff of the Electric Range of Calamity Jane of the scaredy-cat	0		Muscle: +25, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Monster Level: -15
7352	bland deluxe layer cake	3	decent	
7353	wobbly chunk of hot iron	0		
7354	perfectly mixed red-hot boilermaker	4	EPIC	
7355	red foul-smelling coal shovel	0		Stench Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Shovel Hot Coal"
7356	liquefied squat hot coal	0		Effect: "You Can Really Taste the Dormouse", Effect Duration: 11
7357	quantum dry blurry coal dust	0		Effect: "Aided and Abetted", Effect Duration: 34
7358	wobbly miser's lard-coated foul-smelling Bram's choker	0		Stench Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +10, Single Equip
7359	plaid swatch	0		
7360	plaid bandage	0		
7361	mirror stanky plaid pocket square	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25
7362	rosy-cheeked dangerous plaid skirt	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 38"
7363	ionized oxidized green bloodstain stick	0		Effect: "Wet and Greedy", Effect Duration: 56
7364	fabric softener	0		
7365	chilled warmed fabric hardener	0		Effect: "Piratastic", Effect Duration: 18
7366	acceptable bottle of laundry sherry	4	good	
7367	extra-adjusted enhanced bouncing narrow industrial strength starch	0		Effect: "Experimental Effect G-9", Effect Duration: 53, Wiki Name: "industrial strength starch"
7368	normal extra-flat panini	4	good	
7369	polymerized mangled finger	0		Effect: "Chalky White Pallor", Effect Duration: 38
7370	aged watered-down Psychotic Train wine	2	awesome	
7371	crazy hobo notebook	0		
7372	massive toothsome pie man was not meant to eat	8	awesome	
7373	sommelier's towel of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50
7374	coward's tarnished tastevin	0		Monster Level: -20, Single Equip
7375	normal jumbo teal actual tapas	5	good	
7376	ghast iron ingot	0		
7377	gray aromatic ruddy ghast iron cleaver	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Stench Resistance: +1
7378	friendly Da Vinci's ghast iron Garibaldi	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Familiar Weight: +3, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 14"
7379	frosty forbidden ghast iron heater shield	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Cold Spell Damage: +10
7380	fortified ghast iron codpiece of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Damage Absorption: +60, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 42"
7381	healthy Pendant of Gargalesis	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20
7382	Little Geneticist DNA-Splicing Lab	0		Last Available: "2014-04"
7383	DNA extraction syringe	0		Last Available: "2014-04"
7384	double-vacuum-sealed Gene Tonic: Dude	0		Effect: "Over-Familiar With Dactyls", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2014-04"
7385	ionized adjusted cyan Gene Tonic: Beast	0		Effect: "Protection from Bad Stuff", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2014-04"
7386	super-corrupted Gene Tonic: Construct	0		Effect: "Feet of Watermelon", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2014-04"
7387	unsweetened Gene Tonic: Undead	0		Effect: "Turtle Power", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2014-04"
7388	Vulcanized boiled boiled twirling purple Gene Tonic: Humanoid	0		Effect: "Bone Chilling", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2014-04"
7389	electrified blue pulsating Gene Tonic: Insect	0		Effect: "Tiki Temerity", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2014-04"
7390	activated altered pickled spinning twirling Gene Tonic: Hippy	0		Effect: "Flamb&eacute;-a-thon", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2014-04"
7391	liquefied Gene Tonic: Orc	0		Effect: "Knightlife", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2014-04"
7392	vacuum-sealed alkaline Gene Tonic: Demon	0		Effect: "Full-Body Tan", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2014-04"
7393	pressed diffused liquefied upside-down Gene Tonic: Horror	0		Effect: "Helping Comes Second", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2014-04"
7394	ionized chilled frozen Gene Tonic: Fish	0		Effect: "Dweeby", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2014-04"
7395	pressed twirling Gene Tonic: Goblin	0		Effect: "Jackasses' Symphony of Destruction", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2014-04"
7396	aerosolized denatured Gene Tonic: Pirate	0		Effect: "Buttermilk Boogie", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2014-04"
7397	moist activated Gene Tonic: Plant	0		Effect: "Wasabi With You", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2014-04"
7398	polymerized double-activated extra-liquefied skewed blue spinning Gene Tonic: Weird	0		Effect: "Nightlit", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2014-04"
7399	warmed Gene Tonic: Elf	0		Effect: "Compensatory Cruelness", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2014-04"
7400	polarized irradiated blinking Gene Tonic: Mer-kin	0		Effect: "Memory of Smarts", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2014-04"
7401	deionized ionized Gene Tonic: Slime	0		Effect: "Super Accuracy", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2014-04"
7402	denatured gray Gene Tonic: Penguin	0		Effect: "The Spy Who Loved XP", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2014-04"
7403	tarnished pickled Gene Tonic: Elemental	0		Effect: "Mint-Condition Breath", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2014-04"
7404	super-colloidal non-quantum purple Gene Tonic: Constellation	0		Effect: "Disdain of the Storm Tortoise", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2014-04"
7405	tarnished Gene Tonic: Hobo	0		Effect: "Low on the Hog", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2014-04"
7406	Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#1)	0		
7407	teal blurry Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#2)	0		
7408	Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#3)	0		
7409	ghostly jittery Steam Card: Space Trip (#1)	0		
7410	Steam Card: Space Trip (#2)	0		
7411	Steam Card: Space Trip (#3)	0		
7412	Steam Card: Meteoid (#1)	0		
7413	jittery Steam Card: Meteoid (#2)	0		
7414	Steam Card: Meteoid (#3)	0		
7415	Steam Card: DemonStar (#1)	0		
7416	Steam Card: DemonStar (#2)	0		
7417	tumbling Steam Card: DemonStar (#3)	0		
7418	Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#1)	0		
7419	Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#2)	0		
7420	Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#3)	0		
7421	shaking pencil thin mushroom	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7422	Paradaisical Cheeseburger recipe	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7423	pulsating salty sailor salt	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7424	bike rental broupon	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7425	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Cocktail Sauce Bottle	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7426	sprinkle shaker	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7427	quadruple-modified vacuum-sealed sleight-of-hand mushroom	0		Effect: "Drenched With Filth", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2014-05"
7428	Taco Dan's Taco Stand's Taco Receipt	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7429	Beach Buck	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7430	polarized colloidal Fun-Guy spore	0		Effect: "Twenty-three Squid, Ew", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2014-05"
7431	polymerized concentrated yellow Boletus Broletus mushroom	0		Effect: "Greasy Peasy", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2014-05"
7432	Vulcanized skewed Omphalotus Omphaloskepsis mushroom	0		Effect: "The Style... of the Future", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2014-05"
7433	super-altered chilled Gyromitra Dynomita mushroom	0		Effect: "Neuroplastici Tea", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2014-05"
7434	anodized wet ghostly Helvella Haemophilia mushroom	0		Effect: "Patent Alacrity", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2014-05"
7435	aerosolized polarized Stemonitis Staticus mushroom	0		Effect: "Greasy Visage", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2014-05"
7436	extra-Vulcanized deionized polymerized Tremella Tarantella mushroom	0		Effect: "Pretending to Pretend", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2014-05"
7437	narrow Pastaco shell	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7438	adequate twirling Beefy Crunch Pastaco	3	good	Last Available: "2014-05"
7439	decent gigantic Brain Food Pastaco	7	good	Last Available: "2014-05"
7440	decent big Cool Brunch Pastaco	5	good	Last Available: "2014-05"
7441	bite-sized rotten special Medical Pastaco	1	crappy	Effect: "Wet Willied", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2014-05"
7442	bland Energy Buzz Pastaco	4	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7443	rotten purple Ludovico Pastaco	4	crappy	Last Available: "2014-05"
7444	drinkable watered-down narrow overpowering mushroom wine	2	good	Last Available: "2014-05"
7445	perfectly mixed complex mushroom wine	3	super EPIC	Last Available: "2014-05"
7446	irresponsibly strong perfectly mixed pulsating smooth mushroom wine	7	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-05"
7447	tolerable blood-red mushroom wine	4	good	Last Available: "2014-05"
7448	drinkable narrow buzzing mushroom wine	4	good	Last Available: "2014-05"
7449	mediocre swirling mushroom wine	4	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7450	half-sized adequate Taco Dan's Basic Taco Dan Taco	2	good	Last Available: "2014-05"
7451	bland Taco Dan's Taco Fish Fish Taco	3	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7452	shaking Taco Dan's Super Taco-Riffic Taco Sauce!	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7453	spirit-forward artisanal regular-size brogurt	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-05"
7454	boozy perfectly mixed super-size brogurt	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-05"
7455	drinkable broberry brogurt	3	good	Last Available: "2014-05"
7456	delicious brocolate brogurt	4	awesome	Last Available: "2014-05"
7457	hand-crafted distilled bouncing mirror French bronilla brogurt	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-05"
7458	upside-down History's Most Offensive Jokes, Vol. IX	0		Skill: "Unoffendable", Last Available: "2014-05"
7459	Now You're Cooking With Grease	0		Skill: "Grease Up", Last Available: "2014-05"
7460	Sloppy Seconds Diner Employee Handbook	0		Skill: "Sloppy Secrets", Last Available: "2014-05"
7461	industrial strength anti-fungal spray	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7462	Annie Oakley's Brogre brorts	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xGhuol, cap 25", Last Available: "2014-05"
7463	spinning sinister Brogre brolo shirt	0		Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2014-05"
7464	cool Brogre bucket hat	0		Moxie: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr, cap 14", Last Available: "2014-05"
7465	teal Spring Break Beach tattoo coupon	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7466	airplane charter: Spring Break Beach	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-05"
7467	spinning one-day ticket to Spring Break Beach	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7468	jittery auspicious Annie Oakley's 8-billed baseball cap of mayonnaise	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Item Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr, cap 12", Last Available: "2014-05"
7469	clever thinker's extremely wet T-shirt of the cheetah	0		Mysticality: +10, Maximum MP: +20, Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2014-05"
7470	nasty supercool shrimp fork of the sweet-tooth	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Stench Damage: +5, Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2014-05"
7471	quadruple-boiled pressed narrow fuchsia BROS Energy Drink	0		Effect: "Rat-Faced", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2014-05"
7472	double-aerosolized twirling go-go potion	0		Effect: "Clyde's Blessing", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2014-05"
7473	anodized jittery shrimp cocktail	0		Effect: "Puddingskin", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2014-05"
7474	quadruple-aerosolized galvanized Yolo&trade; chocolates	0		Effect: "Tingling Feeling", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2020-09"
7475	squat string of moist beads of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Last Available: "2014-05"
7476	squat tumbling Ultimate Mind Destroyer	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7477	unsweetened concentrated Meat-inflating powder	0		Effect: "Melancholy Burden", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2014-05"
7478	huge possessed sugar cube	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7479	enhanced sugar fairy	0		Effect: "Mo' Hobo", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2014-05"
7480	diffused huge sugar bunny	0		Effect: "Certainty", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2014-05"
7481	sweet tooth	0		Last Available: "2014-05", Wiki Name: "sweet tooth"
7482	distilled tolerable Rompedores de Fantasmas	5	good	
7483	mediocre watered-down blinking La Fantasma y La Oscuridad	2	decent	
7484	weak tolerable Fantasma en la M&aacute;quina	2	good	
7485	huge loosening powder	0		
7486	castoreum	0		
7487	drain dissolver	0		
7488	twirling triple-distilled turpentine	0		
7489	detartrated anhydrous sublicalc	0		
7490	triatomaceous dust	0		
7491	tolerable strong fancy bouncing twirling bottle of Chateau de Vinegar	5	good	Effect: "Magically Delicious", Effect Duration: 10
7492	blasting soda	0		
7493	squat unstable fulminate	0		
7494	tumbling wine bomb	0		
7495	spinning recipe: mortar-dissolving solution	0		
7496	bottled day	0		
7497	jittery ghost formula	0		
7498	blinking blurry Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette	0		
7499	electrified Hot 'n' Scarys	0		Effect: "Wolf's Bane", Effect Duration: 68
7500	map	0		
7501		0		
7502	vacuum-sealed galvanized blinking tumbling Texas tea	0		Effect: "Tiki Thoughtfulness", Effect Duration: 20
7503	censurious dark hamethyst ring	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3
7504	skewed hardened dark baconstone ring	0		Damage Reduction: 3
7505	fuchsia pulsating executive dark porquoise ring	0		Meat Drop: +40
7506	huge aromatic vibrating book	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Stench Resistance: +1
7507	smooth cloak	0		Moxie: +15
7508	skewed label	0		
7509	rotten gigantic enchanted Mornington crescent roll	7	crappy	Effect: "Loco Motives", Effect Duration: 20
7510	ionized flattened eye shadow	0		Effect: "Gyromitra Gymnastics", Effect Duration: 21
7511	crumbling wheel	0		
7512	pickled blinking poppy	0		Effect: "Appeteyes", Effect Duration: 53
7513	blue opium grenade	0		
7514	quilted duonoculars of Gandalf	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Single Equip
7515	teal plastic rock	0		
7516	witch's spare house key	0		
7517	Van der Graaf spider leg of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
7518	spinning wand of pigification	0		
7519	special perfectly mixed yellow glass of bourbon	3	EPIC	Effect: "Dreadful Fear", Effect Duration: 35
7520	burned government manual fragment	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7521	decent government cheese	4	good	Last Available: "2014-05"
7522	pair of government shades of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-05"
7523	bouncing space junk	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7524	polarized frozen government	0		Effect: "Sewer-Drenched", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2014-05"
7525	dry huge alien drugs	0		Effect: "So Fresh and So Clean", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2023-09"
7526	weird space book	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7527	skewed alien force field disruptor bean	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7528	ghostly lion tamer's government-issued night-vision goggles of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Experience (familiar): +2, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-05"
7529	snack-sized normal loaf of alien bread	2	good	Last Available: "2014-05"
7530	flavorless tiny grilled cheese sandwich	1	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7531	mixed alien protein powder	1	crappy	Effect: "Human-Horror Hybrid", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2014-05"
7532	watered-down mediocre pulsating rocket fuel	2	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7533	shaking green alien source code printout	0		Skill: "Alien Source Code", Last Available: "2014-05"
7534	alien source code printout (used)	0		Skill: "Alien Source Code", Last Available: "2014-05"
7535	weak hand-crafted huge bouncing stealth bomber	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-05"
7536	mirror space beast fur	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7537	twitching space egg	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7538	ramekin of space nuts	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2014-05"
7539	shaking grievous space beast fur hat	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley", Last Available: "2014-05"
7540	mirror lion tamer's space beast fur pants	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley", Last Available: "2014-05"
7541	lard-coated space beast fur whip	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2014-05"
7542	space invader	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7543	Jeselnik's space heater of the glutton	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Food Drop: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heat Space", Last Available: "2014-05"
7544	space bar	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7545	special tolerable space port	4	good	Effect: "Limber as Mortimer", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2014-05"
7546	avaricious space needle of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2014-05"
7547	activated wet buffed alien drugs	0		Effect: "Full-Body Tan", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2014-05"
7548	hot ashes	0		Last Available: "2014-06"
7549	improved activated jittery fuchsia ash soda	0		Effect: "Salsa Satanica", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2014-06"
7550	dry deionized liquid smoke	0		Effect: "Blood-Rich", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2014-06"
7551	electrified ionized dollop of barbecue sauce	0		Effect: "El Tango de la Maldita Suegra", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2014-06"
7552	moist bowl of marinade	0		Effect: "Ticking Clock", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2014-06"
7553	shaker of dry rub	0		Last Available: "2014-06"
7554	frozen flattened enhanced maroon bottle of lighter fluid	0		Effect: "The Smeezingtons", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2014-06"
7555	bouncing page	0		
7556	upside-down elephant gift	0		
7557	liquefied blood cells	0		Effect: "Full of Wist", Effect Duration: 38
7558	lousy huge wine	3	decent	
7559	diffused gummi turtle	0		Effect: "Shawarma Initiative", Effect Duration: 67
7560	turtle-shaped rock	0		
7561	corrupted double-deionized giraffe-necked turtle	0		Effect: "Human-Insect Hybrid", Effect Duration: 19
7562	activated frozen maroon musk turtle	0		Effect: "Rushin' Hands", Effect Duration: 46
7563	denatured programmable turtle	0		Effect: "Alpine Mintiness", Effect Duration: 34
7564	pressed energized gray narrow blinking mocking turtle	0		Effect: "The Living Hitpoints", Effect Duration: 51
7565	big bland ham steak	5	decent	
7566	jittery sharpshooter's time-twitching toolbelt	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Single Equip, Free Pull
7567	Chroner	0		
7568	skewed greasy scandalous Time Lord Badge of Honor of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Sleaze Damage: +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
7569	chilly wholesome personal trainer's Time Bandit Badge of Courage	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Cold Damage: +5
7570	ionized Friendliness Beverage	0		Effect: "Spirit Bubble", Effect Duration: 29
7571	rock-hard silent pea shooter of courage	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Spooky Resistance: +3
7572	adequate gigantic twirling D roll	6	good	
7573	teal dangerous slick kiwi beak	0		Moxie: +10, Weapon Damage: +10
7574	bad triple-distilled New Zealand iced tea	10	decent	
7575	gravedigger's supercharged droll monocle	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Spooky Damage: +10, Single Equip
7576	liquefied future drug: Muscularactum	0		Effect: "Okee-Dokee, Smokee", Effect Duration: 68
7577	wet aerosolized twirling future drug: Smartinex	0		Effect: "Saucegoggles", Effect Duration: 67
7578	enhanced galvanized future drug: Coolscaline	0		Effect: "Briny Blood", Effect Duration: 34
7579	twitching time capsule	0		
7580	boiled liquid shifting time weirdness	1		
7581	cyan shifting time weirdness	0		Adventures: +4, PvP Fights: +4
7582	fancy delicious skewed rack of dinosaur ribs	3	awesome	Effect: "Jackasses' Symphony of Destruction", Effect Duration: 25
7583	perfectly mixed practically non-alcoholic scotch on the rocks	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	
7584	clever Newton's yabba dabba doo rag	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Maximum MP: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 27"
7585	spinning Oprah's Socratic wooly loincloth	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 27"
7586	blinking bouncing helix fossil	0		
7587	narrow S.S. Ticket	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7588	Clan speakeasy	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-07"
7589	practically non-alcoholic lousy glass of &quot;milk&quot;	1	decent	Last Available: "2014-07"
7590	artisanal fancy twirling cup of &quot;tea&quot;	4	EPIC	Effect: "Wallflowering", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2014-07"
7591	watered-down hand-crafted thermos of &quot;whiskey&quot;	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-07"
7592	lousy Lucky Lindy	4	decent	Last Available: "2014-07"
7593	watered-down drinkable Bee's Knees	2	good	Last Available: "2014-07"
7594	acceptable narrow Sockdollager	4	good	Last Available: "2014-07"
7595	irresponsibly strong lousy special Ish Kabibble	8	decent	Effect: "Go-Gone", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2014-07"
7596	artisanal weak Hot Socks	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-07"
7597	smooth skewed Phonus Balonus	3	awesome	Last Available: "2014-07"
7598	perfectly mixed blue Flivver	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-07"
7599	perfectly mixed Sloppy Jalopy	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-07"
7600	altered flame	0		Effect: "Bustle Hustlin'", Effect Duration: 26
7601	pressed temporary yak tattoo	0		Effect: "Sweet Taste", Effect Duration: 27
7602	non-boiled aerosolized Fitspiration&trade; poster	0		Effect: "Stinky Hands", Effect Duration: 52
7603	flattened enhanced neckbeard	0		Effect: "Stregngth of the Gnome", Effect Duration: 49
7604	altered wobbly artisanal hand-squeezed wheatgrass juice	0		Effect: "Carol of the Bones", Effect Duration: 36
7605	activated punk patch	0		Effect: "Conspiratory Eyes", Effect Duration: 29
7606	adjusted ionized electrified cyan steampunk potion	0		Effect: "Really Deep Breath", Effect Duration: 61
7607	electrified huge vial of swamp vapors	0		Effect: "Twen Tea", Effect Duration: 19
7608	flattened turtle mud	0		Effect: "Booing Radly", Effect Duration: 63
7609	warmed triple-aerosolized cyan pulsating Redeye&trade; Eyedrops	0		Effect: "The Sweats", Effect Duration: 60
7610	colloidal jittery squat olive Dweebisol&trade; inhaler	0		Effect: "Dreadful Chill", Effect Duration: 62
7611	warmed Lewd Lemmy Hair Oil	0		Effect: "Your Eyes are Peeled!", Effect Duration: 69
7612	quadruple-deionized nitrogenated diffused tomato soup poster	0		Effect: "Emotion Sickness", Effect Duration: 25
7613	ionized aerosolized maroon tumbling skewed bubblin' chemistry solution	0		Effect: "Eye of the Seal", Effect Duration: 63
7614	extra-magnetized ionized energized upside-down voodoo glowskull	0		Effect: "There Is A Spoon", Effect Duration: 15
7615	frozen pygmy adder oil	0		Effect: "Space Cadet", Effect Duration: 41
7616	deionized pygmy witchhazel	0		Effect: "Muscle Unbound", Effect Duration: 26
7617	corrupted concentrated tumbling spinning short deposition	0		Effect: "Disco Nirvana", Effect Duration: 18
7618	polarized dry straw pole	0		Effect: "Fury of the Bells", Effect Duration: 58
7619	galvanized non-dry pickled lime green copperhead potion	0		Effect: "Become Intensely interested", Effect Duration: 58
7620	triple-denatured ninja fear powder	0		Effect: "Blackberry Politeness", Effect Duration: 27
7621	polarized non-irradiated ninja eyeblack	0		Effect: "Human-Insect Hybrid", Effect Duration: 54
7622	wet button rouge	0		Effect: "Crocodile Tear", Effect Duration: 37
7623	diffused squat Red Army camouflage kit	0		Effect: "New Zeal", Effect Duration: 35
7624	magnetized teal lynyrd skinner toothblack	0		Effect: "Extra-Wet", Effect Duration: 40
7625	altered flattened unsweetened bouncing flask of rainwater	0		Effect: "Total Protonic Reversal", Effect Duration: 67
7626	colloidal enhanced modified ghostly oyster badge	0		Effect: "Bells in the Batfry", Effect Duration: 22
7627	pressed pressed wet twirling plastic Jefferson wings	0		Effect: "Going Ape", Effect Duration: 56
7628	anodized concentrated dancing fan	0		Effect: "The Two-Prong Crown", Effect Duration: 57
7629	galvanized vacuum-sealed page of the Necrohobocon	0		Effect: "Belch the Rainbow&trade;", Effect Duration: 24
7630	Vulcanized magic powder	0		Effect: "Don't Rest Ye, Bold Adventurer", Effect Duration: 60
7631	activated friar's tonsure	0		Effect: "On the Trolley", Effect Duration: 29
7632	corrupted government-issue identification badge	0		Effect: "Wreathed in Smoke", Effect Duration: 33
7633	polarized lime green alien hologram projector	0		Effect: "Booze Goozles", Effect Duration: 60
7634	chilled modified tumbling irradiated turtle	0		Effect: "[1342]Slicked-Back Do", Effect Duration: 36
7635	nitrogenated cigar box turtle	0		Effect: "Quiet 'n' Good", Effect Duration: 30
7636	inspector's shellacked shell of Flo-Jo	0		Item Drop: +15, Initiative: +100, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
7637	perfumed pillow shell	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
7638	sizzling whatsit-covered turtle shell	0		Hot Damage: +10, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
7639	grievous oil shell	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
7640	shaking cool beefy turtle shell of extreme caution	0		Muscle: +10, Moxie: +5, Monster Level: -25, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
7641	shocked shell	0		Class: "Turtle Tamer", Damage Aura: 1
7642	ingot turtle	0		
7643	jittery duty umbrella	0		Water Level: -2
7644	pool skimmer	0		
7645	life preserver	0		
7646	lightning milk	0		
7647	aquaconda brain	0		
7648	thunder thigh	0		
7649	double-anodized huge gourmet gourami oil	0		Effect: "Rosewater Mark", Effect Duration: 51
7650	anodized cold-filtered spinning catfish whiskers	0		Effect: "It Didn't Kill You", Effect Duration: 63
7651	freshwater fishbone	0		
7652	fishbone catcher's mitt	0		
7653	fishbone kneepads	0		Initiative: +60, Single Equip
7654	upside-down fishbone corset	0		
7655	fishbone fins	0		Single Equip
7656	spinning spinning fishbone facemask	0		Monster Level: -30
7657	squat purple fishbone belt	0		Critical Hit Percent: +25, Weapon Damage: +25, Single Equip
7658	fishbone bracers	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Single Equip
7659	shellacked neoprene skullcap	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 16"
7660	quadruple-wet improved shaking goblin water	0		Effect: "El Tango de la Maldita Suegra", Effect Duration: 55
7661	skewed dumb mud	0		
7662	rotten tiny Sogg-Os	1	crappy	
7663	shaking clever weightlifter's Lord Soggyraven's Slippers of the pedagogue	0		Muscle: +15, Experience: +3, Maximum MP: +20, Single Equip
7664	altered wet Ancient Protector Soda	0		Effect: "Greased-Up Familiar", Effect Duration: 37
7665	denatured warmed liquid ice	0		Effect: "You Know When to Walk Away", Effect Duration: 24
7666	perfectly mixed jittery Wet Russian	4	EPIC	
7667	bland half-sized squat purple filet of The Fish	2	decent	
7668	spinning Thwaitgold spider statuette	0		
7669	tumbling miser's Jeselnik's quilted thunder down underwear	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Sleaze Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +10, Lasts Until Rollover
7670	fortified personal trainer's famous raincoat of mayonnaise	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Damage Absorption: +60, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Lasts Until Rollover
7671	asbestos-lined dangerous smooth lightning rod	0		Moxie: +15, Weapon Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +5, Lasts Until Rollover
7672	law-abiding citizen cane of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Single Equip
7673	drinkable weak legitimate business on the beach	2	good	
7674	squat veiny hep waders	0		Maximum HP: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xVolley, cap 12"
7675	adequate diet jive turkey leg	1	good	
7676	birdbone corset of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20
7677	triple-anodized cold-filtered candy cigarette	0		Effect: "Thickest, Sickest", Effect Duration: 69
7678	hardened 4-dimensional fez	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep, cap 12"
7679	gray throwing candy	0		
7680	curative super-absorbent tarp	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
7681	drinkable teal unquiet spirits	4	good	
7682	banjo kazoo mount of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Single Equip
7683	flattened energized narrow tumbling grass	0		Effect: "Litterboxing", Effect Duration: 12
7684	nasty Time Lord Participation Mug	0		Stench Damage: +5
7685	upside-down knitted Time Bandit Time Towel	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Item Drop: +5
7686	Lo Pan's occult smooth Caveman Dan's favorite rock	0		Moxie: +15, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Single Equip
7687	non-quantum deionized dog ointment	0		Effect: "Human-Weird Thing Hybrid", Effect Duration: 14
7688	lightning-fast groovy gumshoes	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Initiative: +40, Single Equip
7689	blurry knitted Jeselnik's flapper floppers	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +3, Single Equip
7690	lion tamer's dog trainer's sneakeasies	0		Experience (familiar): 3, Single Equip
7691	bouncing horrifying beefcake's plastic nunchaku	0		Muscle: +25, Spooky Damage: +25, Last Available: "2014-08"
7692	Jim Carey's experienced hand whip of doom	0		Experience: +2, Monster Level: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2014-08"
7693	avaricious wholesome quilted glow-in-the-dark necklace	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2014-08"
7694	Groll doll	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-08", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.6
7695	sharpshooter's sinister cap gun of Calamity Jane	0		Spell Damage: +10, Critical Hit Percent: 25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang!", Last Available: "2014-08"
7696	coward's cassette player of Flo-Jo	0		Monster Level: -20, Initiative: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-08"
7697	chewable paper	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-08"
7698	rubber spider	0		Last Available: "2014-08"
7699	&quot;KICK ME&quot; sign	0		Last Available: "2014-08"
7700	double-activated mirror confiscated comic book	0		Effect: "Memory of Resilience", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2014-08"
7701	nitrogenated pickled skewed confiscated cell phone	0		Effect: "Charrrming", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2014-08"
7702	super-liquefied blinking confiscated love note	0		Effect: "Human-Orc Hybrid", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2014-08"
7703	yellow LCD game: Food Eater	0		Last Available: "2014-08"
7704	LCD game: Garbage River	0		Last Available: "2014-08"
7705	LCD game: Burger Belt	0		Last Available: "2014-08"
7706	The Confiscator's Grimoire	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-08", Skill: "Summon Confiscated Things"
7707	double-polymerized huge fuchsia upside-down rubber nubbin	0		Effect: "Strange Mental Acuity", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2014-08"
7708	blurry avaricious rubber cape of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2014-08"
7709	jittery Usain Bolt's family-friendly crafty Thor's Pliers of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Maximum MP: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Initiative: +80, Attacks Can't Miss, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ply Reality", Last Available: "2014-09", Softcore Only: [1-path(Heavy Rains)]
7710	nitrogenated candy UFOs	0		Effect: "Icy Demeanor", Effect Duration: 23
7711	gravedigger's Tesla water wings for babies	0		Spooky Damage: +10, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
7712	spinning beautiful rainbow	0		Last Available: "2014-11", Skill: "Belch The Rainbow"
7713	spoiled Strix stix	3	crappy	
7714	hardened stiffened vampire pellet of the businessman	0		Damage Reduction: 4, Meat Drop: +50
7715	smooth tumbling non-aged vinegar	3	awesome	
7716	huge Tesla unsanitized scalpel	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
7717	padded gladiator tunica	0		Damage Absorption: +20
7718	miser's Roman sadnals	0		Meat Drop: +10, Single Equip
7719	horrifying madius	0		Spooky Damage: +25
7720	sizzling radiator heater shield	0		Hot Damage: +10
7721	cold-filtered salt wages	0		Effect: "Ripping, Dripping", Effect Duration: 28
7722	mirror coward's centurion helmet	0		Monster Level: -20, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, atk, cap 25"
7723	twirling lime green Chroner cross	0		
7724	manspreader's pteruges	0		Monster Level: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, atk, cap 25"
7725	extra-energized super-polarized Bruno's blessing of Mars	0		Effect: "Riboflavin'", Effect Duration: 63
7726	aerosolized ionized Dennis's blessing of Minerva	0		Effect: "Almost Cool", Effect Duration: 69
7727	colloidal ghostly Burt's blessing of Bacchus	0		Effect: "Yuletide Mutations", Effect Duration: 28
7728	improved blurry Freddie's blessing of Mercury	0		Effect: "Shortened", Effect Duration: 28
7729	blurry tumbling Chroner trigger	0		
7730	Xi Receiver Unit	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7731	narrow wobbly transmission from planet Xi	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7732	Black Bart's Booty	0		Skill: "Pirate Bellow"
7733	blurry Xiblaxian circuitry	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7734	wobbly Xiblaxian polymer	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7735	Xiblaxian alloy	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7736	fuchsia Xiblaxian crystal	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7737	Xiblaxian holo-wrist-puter simcode	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7738	Xiblaxian cache locator simcode	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7739	Xiblaxian holo-training simcode	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7740	Xiblaxian direct marketing simcode	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7741	Xiblaxian holo-buddy simcode	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7742	Xiblaxian encrypted political prisoner	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7743	Xiblaxian holo-schematic: stealth cowl	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7744	Xiblaxian holo-schematic: stealth trousers	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7745	Xiblaxian holo-schematic: stealth vest	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7746	Xiblaxian holo-schematic: ultraburrito	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7747	Xiblaxian holo-schematic: space whiskey	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7748	Xiblaxian holo-schematic: residence cube	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7749	Xiblaxian holo-schematic: xeno-goggles	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7750	narrow Xiblaxian 5D printer	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7751	Xiblaxian holo-bowtie	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2014-09"
7752	green veiny Xiblaxian xeno-detection goggles	0		Maximum HP: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-09"
7753	cool thinker's Xiblaxian stealth cowl	0		Mysticality: +10, Moxie: +5, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2014-09"
7754	auspicious wicked Xiblaxian stealth trousers	0		Spell Damage: +5, Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2014-09"
7755	maroon upside-down executive rosy-cheeked Xiblaxian stealth vest	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2014-09"
7756	flavorless big Xiblaxian ultraburrito	5	decent	Last Available: "2014-09"
7757	mediocre distilled Xiblaxian space-whiskey	5	decent	Last Available: "2014-09"
7758	twirling Xiblaxian residence-cube	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7759	activated They liver	0		Effect: "Thicker, Sicker", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2014-09"
7760	normal They liver popsicle	3	good	Last Available: "2014-09"
7761	holo-tank	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7762	mirror holo-bomber	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7763	holo-platoon	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7764	twisted jittery residual zeal	1		Last Available: "2014-09"
7765	twirling fuchsia Xiblaxian holo-wrist-puter of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Drops Items, Last Available: "2014-09"
7766	jittery wobbly energetic defective Golden Mr. Accessory of the storm of incineration	0		Maximum MP Percent: 60, Hot Spell Damage: +50
7767	airplane charter: Conspiracy Island	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-10"
7768	one-day ticket to Conspiracy Island	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7769	squat Coinspiracy	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7770	Jim Carey's rosy-cheeked Personal Ventilation Unit of the storm	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Monster Level: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-10"
7771	boiled Vulcanized modified the most dangerous bait	0		Effect: "Deadly Lampblade", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2014-10"
7772	adequate tiny blinking &quot;meat&quot; stick	1	good	Last Available: "2014-10"
7773	distilled pulsating transdermal smoke patch	1	awesome	Last Available: "2014-10"
7774	specialty ammo bandolier	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7775	vibrating dangerous pair of plants of the empath	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2014-10"
7776	miser's Sasq&trade; watch of the brute of the early riser	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Meat Drop: +10, Adventures: +7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-10", Nonstackable Watch, Rollover Effect Duration: 30
7777	arcane researcher's strapping smoker's cloak of extreme caution	0		Muscle: +5, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Monster Level: -25, Last Available: "2014-10"
7778	miser's personal trainer's educational camouflage T-shirt of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Experience: +1, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2014-10"
7779	ionized blurry experimental serum G-9	0		Effect: "Blessing of the Pervy Noodles", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2014-10"
7780	asbestos-lined Samson's educational heavy-duty clipboard	0		Experience: +1, Experience (Muscle): +5, Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2014-10"
7781	dog trainer's energetic studded Sinatra's battery-powered drill	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Damage Absorption: +80, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Experience (familiar): +1, Last Available: "2014-10"
7782	huge decent limp broccoli	6	good	Last Available: "2014-10"
7783	lime green prompt beefy hat of the brute	0		Muscle: +10, Muscle Percent: +30, Adventures: +3, Familiar Effect: "2xFairy, 0.5xPotato, cap 31", Last Available: "2014-10"
7784	pressed tumbling monkey barf	0		Effect: "Slimy Hands", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2014-10"
7785	unsweetened non-Vulcanized pulsating candy	0		Effect: "Gummi-Grin", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2014-10"
7786	pulsating fireproof scandalous jangly bracelet of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Damage: +5, Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2014-10"
7787	cuddly teddy bear of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Overload Teddy Bear", Last Available: "2014-10"
7788	wobbly fuchsia ice-cold Cloaca Zero	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7789	jittery sharpshooter's hardened first-aid pouch	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Last Available: "2014-10"
7790	khaki duffel bag	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7791	polarized polarized airborne mutagen	0		Effect: "Burning Tongue", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2014-10"
7792	SHAWARMA Initiative Keycard	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7793	bottle-opener keycard	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7794	mirror cyan Armory keycard	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7795	bland initiative shawarma	4	decent	Last Available: "2014-10"
7796	bland enchanted warm war shawarma	3	decent	Effect: "Here to Kick Ass", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2014-10"
7797	huge spoiled spinning karma shawarma	8	crappy	Last Available: "2014-10"
7798	drinkable triple-distilled blurry Jungle Juice	6	good	Last Available: "2014-10"
7799	tolerable practically non-alcoholic jittery Amnesiac Ale	1	good	Last Available: "2014-10"
7800	bad special weak Highest Bitter	2	decent	Effect: "Tearful, Fearful", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2014-10"
7801	mercenary pistol of the ox of Flo-Jo	0		Muscle: +20, Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2014-10"
7802	mercenary rifle of the bloodbag of terror	0		Maximum HP: +100, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2014-10"
7803	Merc Core Field Manual: Sanity Maintenance	0		Skill: "Hypersane", Last Available: "2014-10"
7804	tumbling Merc Core Field Manual: Intimidation Techniques	0		Skill: "Intimidating Mien", Last Available: "2014-10"
7805	upside-down Merc Core challenge coin	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7806	Merc Core deployment orders	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7807	TI-9000 calculator	0		
7808	unused soap	0		
7809	impure gasoline	0		
7810	teal Z-Bone steak	0		
7811	viral DNA	0		
7812	tarnished bottlecap	0		
7813	stale green upside-down seared dino steak	4	decent	
7814	practically non-alcoholic hand-crafted bouncing bottle of drinkin' gas	1	EPIC	
7815	jittery handful of napalm	0		
7816	dove DNA	0		
7817	gelatinous meat mass	0		
7818	jittery 99.44% pure math	0		
7819	simple AI	0		
7820	blurry corrupted bird DNA	0		
7821	sentient meat mass	0		
7822	zombie dinosaur egg	0		
7823	french-fry grabber	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7824	stanky iShield of wisdom of the storm	0		Mysticality: +15, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Stench Spell Damage: +25
7825	blinking up-at-dawn prompt earbuds of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Adventures: 8, Single Equip
7826	bouncing perfumed chaotic brainy iFlail	0		Mysticality: +5, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Stench Resistance: +5
7827	tasty half-sized unidentifiable dried fruit	2	awesome	
7828	hand-crafted flat cider	3	EPIC	
7829	wobbly vibrating stylish trench lighter of the cougar	0		Moxie: 45, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2014-10"
7830	pickled vacuum-sealed tumbling lime green experimental serum P-00	0		Effect: "You're High as a Crow, Marty", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2014-10"
7831	ghostly military-grade fingernail clippers	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7832	mirror encrypted micro-cassette recorder	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7833	squat gore bucket	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7834	teal upside-down pack of smokes	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7835	ESP suppression collar	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7836	GPS-tracking wristwatch	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7837	Project T. L. B.	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7838	wobbly Agent Mauve	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7839	cyan special clip: tracers	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7840	pulsating special clip: wailers	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7841	huge special clip: squelchers	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7842	special clip: splatterers	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7843	special clip: boneburners	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7844	special clip: graveburpers	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7845	flattened perl necklace	0		Effect: "Impregnabili Tea", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2014-12"
7846	corrupted Fudge Fiber Armor Plating	0		Effect: "Hairless and Airless", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2014-12"
7847	boiled ruby on canes	0		Effect: "Gummi Badass", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2014-12"
7848	huge bland petit fortran	9	decent	Last Available: "2014-12"
7849	stale java cookie	3	decent	Last Available: "2014-12"
7850	spoiled half-sized cookie cookie	2	crappy	Last Available: "2014-12"
7851	red stylish plastic exo-suited miner	0		Moxie: +25, Last Available: "2014-12"
7852	dangerous plastic semi-autonomous drill unit	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Last Available: "2014-12"
7853	green rock-hard plastic ambulatory robo-minecart	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Last Available: "2014-12"
7854	dance instructor's plastic Crimbot	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Last Available: "2014-12"
7855	twirling plastic Crimbomega of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2014-12"
7856	double-flattened shaking flask of mining oil	0		Effect: "Human-Pirate Hybrid", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2014-12"
7857	careful radiation-resistant helmet	0		Monster Level: -10, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 12", Last Available: "2014-12"
7858	wobbly ruddy servo-assisted exo-pants	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xPotato, cap 12", Last Available: "2014-12"
7859	upside-down toasty clever high-energy mining laser	0		Maximum MP: +20, Hot Damage: +5, Last Available: "2014-12"
7860	peppermint tailings	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7861	nugget of Crimbonium	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7862	cylindrical mold	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7863	Crimbonium fuel rod	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7864	Petite Paintbrush	0		Adventures: +1
7865	Crimbot schematic: Gun Face	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7866	narrow Crimbot schematic: Big Head	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7867	Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7868	Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7869	blurry Crimbot schematic: Crab Core	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7870	Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7871	spinning Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7872	green Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7873	upside-down Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7874	Crimbot schematic: Refrigerator Chassis	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7875	jittery bouncing green Crimbot schematic: Bug Zapper	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7876	Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7877	Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7878	Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7879	Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7880	mirror Crimbot schematic: Swiss Arm	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7881	Crimbot schematic: Data Analyzer	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7882	Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7883	tumbling Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7884	Crimbot schematic: Camera Claw	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7885	mirror shaking Crimbot schematic: Power Arm	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7886	Crimbot schematic: Wrecking Ball	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7887	Crimbot schematic: Ribbon Manipulator	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7888	skewed Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7889	Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7890	Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7891	lime green Crimbot schematic: Snow Blower	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7892	narrow Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7893	Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7894	Crimbot schematic: Lamp Filler	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7895	Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7896	Crimbot schematic: Tripod Legs	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7897	olive Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7898	cyan Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7899	Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7900	Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7901	huge Crimbot schematic: Hoverjack	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7902	wobbly ghostly Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7903	Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7904	Crimbot schematic: Rocket Skirt	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7905	recovered elf magazine	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7906	twirling recovered elf toothbrush	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7907	upside-down blue recovered elf sleeping pills	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7908	gray recovered elf underpants	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7909	pulsating recovered elf wallet	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7910	recovered elf pocketwatch	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7911	recovered elf photo album	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7912	purple recovered elf smartphone	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7913	coward's baleful Rosewater's Size XI Wizard's Robe	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Spell Damage: +25, Monster Level: -20, Last Available: "2014-09"
7914	chilled nitrogenated frozen spinning green Bit O' Quail Spleen	0		Effect: "Optimist Primal", Effect Duration: 54
7915	enhanced liquefied maroon tumbling Take Eleven Bar	0		Effect: "Slime Time", Effect Duration: 28
7916	wobbly wobbly purple mimeplasm	0		
7917	Vulcanized frozen BOOterfinger	0		Effect: "Orchid Blood", Effect Duration: 55
7918	liquefied triple-cold-filtered teal Moonds	0		Effect: "Adorable Lookout", Effect Duration: 54
7919	deionized energized Big Punk	0		Effect: "Don't Rest Ye, Bold Adventurer", Effect Duration: 42
7920	gray pulsating fist turkey outline	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-11"
7921	bouncing turkey knuckles	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Last Available: "2014-11"
7922	drinkable practically non-alcoholic Friendly Turkey	1	good	Last Available: "2014-11"
7923	bad Agitated Turkey	4	decent	Last Available: "2014-11"
7924	spirit-forward lousy Ambitious Turkey	5	decent	Last Available: "2014-11"
7925	enchanted bland wobbly blinking neutron lollipop	3	decent	Effect: "Adventurer's Best Friendship", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2014-12"
7926	drinkable gamma nog	4	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7934	sneaky wrapping paper	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7935	cyan Thwaitgold nit statuette	0		
7936	picky tweezers	0		Last Available: "2015-02"
7937	green Crimbo Credit	0		
7938	compressed pulsating upside-down purple single atom	1	decent	Effect: "Flamingly Floral", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2015-02"
7939	Time Cape	0		Last Available: "2014-11"
7940	yellow Time Cloak	0		Last Available: "2014-11"
7941	blinking sleeve deuce	0		
7942	pocket ace	0		
7943	nastygeist	0		
7944	cyan tooth	0		
7945	bouncing table	0		
7946	knitted flame-wreathed grievous outlaw bandana	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +3
7947	triple-distilled acceptable jittery whiskey in a broken glass	10	good	
7948	fortified lousy narrow shot of mescal	5	decent	
7949	hand-crafted watered-down glass of herbal tequila	2	EPIC	
7950	shaking minin' dynamite	0		
7951	bouncing gravedigger's foul-smelling plaid cowboy hat	0		Stench Damage: +10, Spooky Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "2xLep, 1xBarrr, cap 25"
7952	tumbling upside-down lasso	0		
7953	Van der Graaf wholesome rusted-out shootin' iron of the empath	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Familiar Weight: +5, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
7954	purple rattler rattle	0		
7955	maroon bag of money	0		
7956	spinning maroon Crimbo sapling	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-12"
7957	ghostly even more tinsel	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7958	huge blurry box of Crimbo decorations	0		
7959	letter to Ed the Undying	0		
7960	copy of a jerk adventurer's father's diary	0		
7961	electrified hardy hale Staff of Ed of terror	0		Maximum HP: 70, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
7962	tumbling blue Eye of Ed	0		
7963	amulet	0		
7964	bouncing Staff of Fats of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50
7965	twirling Holy MacGuffin	0		
7966	lime green Ka coin	0		
7967	World's Best Adventurer sash of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
7968	fuchsia huge topiary nugglet	0		
7969	blue beehive	0		
7970	olive boning knife	0		
7971	wobbly Aggressive Carrot	0		Free Pull
7972	pickled mummified fig	1	crappy	
7973	diluted tumbling tumbling mummified loaf of bread	1	decent	
7974	compressed mummified beef haunch	1	decent	
7975	blinking linen bandages	0		
7976	cotton bandages	0		
7977	huge silk bandages	0		
7978	blue holy spring water	0		
7979	yellow spirit beer	0		
7980	mirror shaking sacramental wine	0		
7981	narrow talisman of Thoth	0		
7982	cure-all	0		
7983	scorching Jack Frost's Sister Accessory	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Hot Damage: +25, Softcore Only
7984	polarized pulsating Boosty Juice	0		Effect: "Frog In Your Throat", Effect Duration: 44
7985	cyan lightning-fast savvy parachute	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2015-12"
7986	greedy lion tamer's pad	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2015-12"
7987	Usain Bolt's strapping peeler	0		Muscle: +5, Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2015-12"
7988	narrow inspector's thinker's pettipants	0		Mysticality: +10, Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2015-12"
7989	green up-at-dawn veiny panama hat	0		Maximum HP: +10, Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2015-12"
7990	nippy grievous pulsera	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Cold Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-12"
7991	ribald stiffened police baton	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Sleaze Damage: +10, Last Available: "2015-12"
7992	wobbly lard-coated mansplainer's vibrating wicked Sinatra's experienced plus-fours	0		Experience: +2, Experience (Moxie): +5, Spell Damage: +5, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Monster Level: +15, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2015-12"
7993	blurry experienced porkpie of Tarzan	0		Experience: +2, Experience (Muscle): +3, Last Available: "2015-12"
7994	up-at-dawn supercool pepper mill	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2015-12"
7995	shellacked pelerine of bravery	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2015-12"
7996	aromatic chaotic phantom mask	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Stench Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-12"
7997	compressed polyesterene powder	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
7998	powdered powder	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
7999	pressed choco-Crimbot	0		Effect: "Anytwo Five Elevenis?", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2014-12"
8000	extra-liquefied wet galvanized smart watch	0		Effect: "Eye of the Lihc", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2014-12"
8001	flattened polymerized blinking augmented-reality shades	0		Effect: "Medieval Mage Mayhem", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2014-12"
8002	upside-down auspicious toy Crimbot mega face	0		Item Drop: +10, Crimbot Outfit Power: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "LIGHT", Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cap 12", Last Available: "2014-12"
8003	toy Crimbot power glove of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Crimbot Outfit Power: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "ZAP", Last Available: "2014-12"
8004	quilted toy Crimbot super fist	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Crimbot Outfit Power: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "POW", Last Available: "2014-12"
8005	sizzling toy Crimbot rocket legs	0		Hot Damage: +10, Crimbot Outfit Power: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BURN", Last Available: "2014-12"
8006	extra-frozen wobbly Crimbot battery	0		Effect: "Burning Ears", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2014-12"
8007	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping	0		Skill: "Rapid Prototyping", Last Available: "2014-12"
8008	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision	0		Skill: "Mathematical Precision", Last Available: "2014-12"
8009	Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency	0		Skill: "Ruthless Efficiency", Last Available: "2014-12"
8010	Mini-Crimbot crate	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
8011	spinning green heavy-duty Crimbot aerial	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2014-12"
8012	Sherlock's MacGyver's deadly Crimbomega drive chain	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Maximum MP: +100, Item Drop: +25, Crimbot Outfit Power: +1, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "LUBE", Last Available: "2014-12"
8013	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty)	0		Skill: "Rapid Prototyping", Last Available: "2014-12"
8014	red Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty)	0		Skill: "Mathematical Precision", Last Available: "2014-12"
8015	Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty)	0		Skill: "Ruthless Efficiency", Last Available: "2014-12"
8016	super-unsweetened fitness wristband	0		Effect: "Become Superficially interested", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2014-12"
8017	alkaline moist flask of tainted mining oil	0		Effect: "Pecan Pied Piper", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2014-12"
8018	wet vacuum-sealed blurry and rain stick	0		Effect: "Little Mouse Skull Buddy", Effect Duration: 61
8019	Chateau Mantegna room key	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-01"
8020	toothsome maroon Choco-Mint patty	3	awesome	Last Available: "2015-01"
8021	fortified bad hot mint schnocolate	5	decent	Last Available: "2015-01"
8022	mixed ghostly blurry homeopathic mint tea	1	decent	Last Available: "2015-01"
8023	muscle stimulator	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8024	fuchsia foreign language tapes	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8025	bowl of potpourri	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8026	lime green bouncing ceiling fan	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8027	teal antler chandelier	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8028	artificial skylight	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8029	Swiss piggy bank	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8030	continental juice bar	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8031	spinning stationery set	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8032	calligraphy pen	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-01"
8033	alpine watercolor set	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8034	rock-hard slick tope&eacute;	0		Moxie: +10, Damage Reduction: 5, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, cap 12"
8035	ghostly padded topiary tights of Calamity Jane	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +15
8036	censurious topiary necktie	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3
8037	miniature toothsome twirling bowl of topioca	2	awesome	
8038	green topiary skunk	0		
8039	topiary noseplugs	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8040	trusty whip	0		
8041	crumbling skull	0		
8042	rock	0		
8043	shaking Oprah's pot	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50
8044	upside-down spelunking fedora of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7
8045	sturdy machete of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100
8046	shotgun of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50
8047	veiny boomerang	0		Maximum HP: +10
8049	dance instructor's mining helmet	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10
8050	sizzling X-ray goggles	0		Hot Damage: +10, Luck: +5
8051	ghostly scorching cape	0		Hot Damage: +25
8052	grievous jetpack	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50
8053	spring boots	0		
8054	huge spiked boots	0		
8055	wool pickaxe	0		Cold Resistance: +1
8056	pulsating torch	0		
8057	reassuring stiffened [spelunking test kit]	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Spooky Resistance: +1
8058	plasma rifle of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3
8059	twirling Bananubis's Staff	0		Luck: -6
8060	maroon supercool The Joke Book of the Dead of Calamity Jane	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Luck: -6
8061	maroon The Clown Crown	0		Luck: -6
8062	coffee cup	0		Luck: -2
8063	Tales of Spelunking	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8064	monkey statuette	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-12"
8065	spinning banana	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8066	pickled purple wobbly	1	decent	Last Available: "2015-12"
8067	spinning nuggets	0		
8068	Professor of Spelunkology	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-12"
8069	purple wobbly Stembridge sidearm	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8070	pulsating bouncing warehouse map page	0		
8071	warehouse inventory page	0		
8072	tumbling janitor sponge	0		
8073	Spelunker of Fortune	0		Skill: "Speluck", Last Available: "2015-12"
8074	ruddy Spelunker's fedora of the bloodbag of the sewer	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Maximum HP: +100, Stench Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2015-12"
8075	mansplainer's groovy Spelunker's whip of the detective	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Monster Level: +15, Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2015-12"
8076	huge Oprah's baleful slick Spelunker's khakis	0		Moxie: +10, Spell Damage: +25, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2015-12"
8077	Spelunker's Guild prize sack	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8084	LOLmec statuette	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8085	green huge Spelunker of Fortune (used)	0		Skill: "Speluck"
8086	still-beating spleen	0		
8087	Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette	0		
8088	jewel	0		
8089	narrow headless sparrow	0		
8090	mangled squirrel	0		
8091	rat carcass	0		
8092	double-paned Temple Grandin's wicker kickers	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Cold Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
8093	spinning brainy wicker slicker of bravery	0		Mysticality: +5, Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2016-12"
8094	energetic stylish wicker knickers	0		Moxie: +25, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2016-12"
8095	squat wool sizzling wicker ticker	0		Hot Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
8096	greedy personal trainer's wicker sticker	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2016-12"
8097	fuchsia gravedigger's Oprah's wicker clicker	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Spooky Damage: +10, Last Available: "2016-12"
8098	boiled huge blue wickerbits	1		Last Available: "2016-12"
8099	gray mansplainer's veiny belt	0		Maximum HP: +10, Monster Level: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
8100	greedy rock-hard badge	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Meat Drop: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
8101	blurry knitted Rosewater's bowl	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Cold Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2016-12"
8102	red family-friendly brooch of the glutton	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Food Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
8103	scorching grievous breeches	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Hot Damage: +25, Last Available: "2016-12"
8104	gray twirling scorching energetic backpack	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Hot Damage: +25, Last Available: "2016-12"
8105	distilled huge bits	1		Last Available: "2016-12"
8106	stiffened deadly anvil	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Damage Reduction: 1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
8107	Tesla clever akubra	0		Maximum MP: +20, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2017-12"
8108	smelly beefcake's apron	0		Muscle: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
8109	shaking grievous ascot of incineration	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
8110	foul-smelling Da Vinci's attache case	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Stench Damage: +10, Drops Items, Last Available: "2017-12"
8111	shaking hale accordion of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Maximum HP: +20, Song Duration: 10, Last Available: "2017-12"
8112	modified blurry aerosolized	1		Last Available: "2017-12"
8113	bouncing bouncing inspector's lard-coated wig	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2017-12"
8114	yellow MacGyver's occult winch crank	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Maximum MP: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
8115	knitted rock-hard widget	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Cold Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
8116	healthy whisk of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: 70, Last Available: "2017-12"
8117	auspicious manspreader's walker	0		Monster Level: +10, Item Drop: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
8118	lightning-fast sage waders	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2017-12"
8119	powdered flakes	1		Last Available: "2017-12"
8120	shaking Da Vinci's weightlifter's gaiters	0		Muscle: +15, Experience (Mysticality): +5, Last Available: "2018-12"
8121	fireproof garland of Flo-Jo	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Initiative: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-12"
8122	family-friendly perfumed gunnysack	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2018-12"
8123	cyan savvy garibaldi of the early riser	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2018-12"
8124	Jack Frost's manspreader's girdle	0		Monster Level: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Disco Pudge", Last Available: "2018-12"
8125	prompt scorching gloves	0		Hot Damage: +25, Adventures: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-12"
8126	mixed squat smithereens	1		Last Available: "2018-12"
8127	deadly fiberglass fetish of courage	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2018-12"
8128	pulsating quilted fiberglass foil of the boozehound	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2018-12"
8129	ghostly wholesome brainy fiberglass fannypack	0		Mysticality: +5, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-12"
8130	Jeselnik's fiberglass frock of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Sleaze Damage: +25, Last Available: "2018-12"
8131	spinning wobbly greasy stylish fiberglass fingerguard	0		Moxie: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-12"
8132	Jeselnik's rosy-cheeked fiberglass fedora	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Sleaze Damage: +25, Last Available: "2018-12"
8133	distilled spinning lime green fiberglass fibers	1		Last Available: "2018-12"
8134	bottle of lovebug pheromones	0		Free Pull
8135	tumbling ghostly winged yeti fur	0		
8136	tumbling talisman of Renenutet	0		
8138	dog trainer's rubber spatula	0		Experience (familiar): +1
8139	upside-down experienced spoon	0		Experience: +2
8140	teal shaking avaricious crystalline reamer	0		Meat Drop: +30
8141	savvy macroplane grater	0		Mysticality Percent: +20
8142	smooth bastard baster	0		Moxie: +15
8143	blinking obsidian nutcracker of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25
8144	gray talisman of Seshat	0		Free Pull
8145	Samson's glass eye of terror	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
8146	cold-filtered corrupted ionized tumbling invisible potion	0		Effect: "Bilious Briskness", Effect Duration: 64
8147	bouncing time shuriken	0		
8148	skewed ribald nasty ninjammies of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Stench Damage: +5, Sleaze Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 0.5xPotato, cap 25", Rollover Effect Duration: 50
8149	dry mirror Glo-Pop	0		Effect: "Wise Spirit", Effect Duration: 40
8150	pickled magnetized ghostly sugar sphere	0		Effect: "Greedy Resolve", Effect Duration: 14
8151	liquefied super-cold-filtered Shrubble Bubble	0		Effect: "Ack!  Barred!", Effect Duration: 19
8152	unsweetened polyeaster egg	0		Effect: "Sugar High", Effect Duration: 22
8153	flattened wet candy dish	0		Effect: "Human-Penguin Hybrid", Effect Duration: 18
8154	colloidal pulsating yellow ghostly Spechunky bar	0		Effect: "Sewer-Drenched", Effect Duration: 22
8155	nitrogenated liquefied oxidized blue talisman of Horus	0		Effect: "Slimed Stomach", Effect Duration: 56
8156	pulsating check to the Meatsmith	0		
8157	blue Skeleton Store office key	0		
8158	blinking purple bone with a price tag on it	0		
8159	squat half of a tooth	0		
8160	boiled mouse skull	0		Effect: "Very Clean Guns", Effect Duration: 49
8161	galvanized nitrogenated really thick spine	0		Effect: "Hagg-ard", Effect Duration: 17
8162	huge jittery Sherlock's reassuring skullcap	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Item Drop: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley,cap 5"
8163	narrow chilly three-legged pants of the businessman	0		Cold Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +50, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cap 25"
8164	chaotic supercool remaindered axe	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +10
8165	twirling low-budget shield	0		
8166	Fonzie's strapping cr&ecirc;epy mask	0		Muscle: +5, Experience (Moxie): +1, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, cap 5"
8167	delicious baguette	3	awesome	
8168	narrow glob of icing	0		
8169	quadruple-moist wet spinning ginger snaps	0		Effect: "Ancient Protected", Effect Duration: 64
8170	modified squat mostly-broken sunglasses	0		Effect: "Polka of Plenty", Effect Duration: 50
8171	lousy unflavored wine cooler	3	decent	
8172	narrow carton of snake milk	1	good	
8173	greasy sewer snake	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
8174	small bland pigeon egg	2	decent	
8175	upside-down lion tamer's clever jaunty feather	0		Maximum MP: +20, Experience (familiar): +2
8176	bad irresponsibly strong premium malt liquor	10	decent	
8177	lime green squat squat brown paper pants of the dark arts of incineration	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Hot Spell Damage: +50
8178	up-at-dawn stiffened brown paper bag mask	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Adventures: +5
8179	huge tumbling auspicious ring of telling skeletons what to do	0		Item Drop: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Tell a Skeleton What To Do", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Tell This Skeleton What To Do"
8180	breadwand of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20
8181	upside-down loafers of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Single Equip
8182	Map to Kokomo	0		Free Pull, Skill: "Summon Kokomo Resort Pass"
8183	nasty bread basket	0		Stench Damage: +5
8184	narrow Ed the Undying exhibit crate	0		
8185	healthy quilted The Crown of Ed the Undying	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1.5xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2015-03", Softcore Only: [1-path(Actually Ed the Undying)]
8186	narrow Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic	0		
8187	shaking map to a hidden booze cache	0		
8188	bad Cherrytastrophe wine cooler	4	decent	
8189	perfectly mixed Radberry Rip wine cooler	4	EPIC	
8190	artisanal spinning Orangemageddon wine cooler	4	EPIC	
8191	delicious practically non-alcoholic Breakfast Blast wine cooler	1	awesome	
8192	triple-distilled perfectly mixed Citrus Crush wine cooler	8	EPIC	
8193	flavorless thick plain bagel	5	decent	
8194	bland diet glob of cream cheese	1	decent	
8195	rotten loaf of soda bread	3	crappy	
8196	moldy enchanted acceptable bagel	3	crappy	Effect: "Eldritch Concentration", Effect Duration: 30
8197	yummy standard-issue cupcake	3	awesome	
8198	yummy shaking ultra-deluxe cupcake	3	awesome	
8199	hypnotic breadcrumbs	0		
8200	rotten popular tart	3	crappy	
8201	no-handed pie	0		
8202	magnetized Doc Galaktik's Vitality Serum	0		Effect: "Healthy, Elfy, and Wise", Effect Duration: 15
8203	airplane charter: Dinseylandfill	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-04"
8204	one-day ticket to Dinseylandfill	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8205	FunFunds&trade;	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8206	blue scandalous expensive camera of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Sleaze Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-04"
8207	jittery wobbly sunglasses	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-04"
8208	tarnished How to Avoid Scams	0		Effect: "Haunted Stomach", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2015-04"
8209	filthy child leash	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2015-04"
8210	bag of gross foreign snacks	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8211	purple bag of park garbage	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8212	twirling grogpagne	0		Last Available: "2021-07"
8213	blurry Jack Frost's razor-sharp rigging rope	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2015-04"
8214	pickled lime green nasty snuff	1	good	Last Available: "2015-04"
8215	quilted sewage-clogged pistol of the storm	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Sewage Pistol", Last Available: "2015-04"
8216	adjusted pulsating beard incense	0		Effect: "Superveiny 9000", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2015-04"
8217	vibrating Newton's perfume-soaked bandana	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-04"
8218	upside-down cyan toxic globule	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8219	stale jittery toxo	4	decent	Last Available: "2015-04"
8220	hand-crafted weak Lemonade-235	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-04"
8221	squat greasy isotophat of the sweet-tooth	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Candy Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2015-04"
8222	educational Three Mile Island shorts of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Experience: +1, Last Available: "2015-04"
8223	brawny thinker's toxic mop	0		Mysticality: +10, Muscle Percent: +20, Last Available: "2015-04"
8224	inert sludgepuppy	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8225	twirling lead collar	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2015-04"
8226	blue jar of swamp honey	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8227	Sherlock's wool ruddy backwoods banjo	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Cold Resistance: +1, Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2015-04"
8228	narrow grody jug	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8229	mansplainer's shellacked ratskin pajama pants of terror	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Monster Level: +15, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2015-04", Rollover Effect Duration: 40
8230	quantum tumbling turtle voicebox	0		Effect: "It Tickles!  It Tickles!", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2015-04"
8231	greasy forbidden fake washboard of Gandalf	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2015-04"
8232	Socratic Dinsey's oculus of terror	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-04"
8233	huge medical-grade Dinsey's radar dish	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2015-04"
8234	mirror frightening Dinsey's pizza cutter of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2015-04"
8235	sinister Samson's Dinsey's brain	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2015-04"
8236	lard-coated Dinsey's glove of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-04"
8237	purple smartaleck's Dinsey's pants of Flo-Jo	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2015-04"
8238	twirling teal brain preservation fluid	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8239	keycard &alpha;	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8240	keycard &beta;	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8241	red keycard &gamma;	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8242	keycard &delta;	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8243	skewed complimentary Dinsey refreshments	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8244	bouncing beefcake's lube-shoes	0		Muscle: +25, Last Available: "2015-04"
8245	cyan trash net	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8246	nippy stiffened Newton's Dinsey mascot mask	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Damage Reduction: 1, Cold Damage: +10, Last Available: "2015-04"
8247	big adequate Dinsey food-cone	5	good	Last Available: "2015-04"
8248	acceptable Dinsey Whinskey	4	good	Last Available: "2015-04"
8249	chilled extra-ionized deionized Dinsey face paint	0		Effect: "Burning Ears", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2015-04"
8250	shaking groovy boxer's fannypack	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Moxie Percent: +10, Last Available: "2015-04"
8251	olive inspector's friendly sharpshooter's brainy garbage sticker of dire peril of the storm	0		Mysticality: +5, Weapon Damage: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Familiar Weight: +3, Item Drop: +15, Drops Meat, Last Available: "2015-04"
8252	bouncing spinning zippy wool nippy electrified hazmat helmet of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Cold Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +1, Initiative: +20, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2015-04"
8253	Scratch-and-Sniff Guide to Dinseylandfill	0		Skill: "Olfactory Burnout", Last Available: "2015-04"
8254	Trash, a Memoir	0		Skill: "Garbage Nova", Last Available: "2015-04"
8255	blurry Dinsey Maintenance Manual	0		Skill: "Dinsey Operations Expert", Last Available: "2015-04"
8256	blinking skewed Dinsey tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8257	modified nasty gum	0		Effect: "In Vino Vires", Effect Duration: 46
8258	green Wart Dinsey: An Afterlife	0		Skill: "Rotten Memories"
8259	jittery twirling The Lot's engagement ring of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Propose To Your Opponent"
8260	Mayo Clinic	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8261	Mayonex	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8262	Mayodiol	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8263	Mayostat	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8264	spinning Mayozapine	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8265	Mayoflex	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8266	perfumed brawny miracle whip of the ox of the detective	0		Muscle: +20, Muscle Percent: +20, Stench Resistance: +5, Item Drop: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-05"
8267	fuchsia perfumed sphygmayomanometer	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-05"
8268	narrow tomayohawk-style reflex hammer	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-05"
8269	mayo lance	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-05"
8270	toothsome unappetizing mayolus	3	awesome	Last Available: "2015-05"
8271	big bland uninteresting mayolus	5	decent	Last Available: "2015-05"
8272	yummy acceptable mayolus	3	awesome	Last Available: "2015-05"
8273	big decent enticing mayolus	5	good	Last Available: "2015-05"
8274	flavorless thick wobbly mouth-watering mayolus	5	decent	Last Available: "2015-05"
8275	wobbly newly-hatched mayonnaise wasp	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8276	mayo pump	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8277	huge bouncing twirling Essence of Bear	0		Skill: "Bear Essence"
8278	lousy special watered-down Afternoon Delight	2	decent	Effect: "Executive Greed", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2015-04"
8279	Kokomo Resort Chip	0		Last Available: "2025-08"
8280	shaking Golden Kokomo Resort Chip	0		Last Available: "2025-08"
8281	enhanced pressed Kokomo Resort Brand Suntan Oil	0		Effect: "Triangle, Man", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2025-08"
8282	blurry Kokomo Resort Order Pad	0		Last Available: "2025-08"
8283	The Cocktail Shaker	0		Last Available: "2025-08"
8284	alkaline Kokomo Resort Pass	0		Effect: "Saucefingers", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2025-08"
8285	Mayo Minder&trade;	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8286	deionized blue blurry Mayo de Mayo&trade; mayo	0		Effect: "Mushroom Magicalness", Effect Duration: 55
8287	puck	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-06"
8288	kill screen	0		Random Monster Modifiers: +1, Last Available: "2015-06"
8289	twirling blurry boxing gloves	0		Last Available: "2015-06"
8290	brainy dice ring	0		Mysticality: +5, Single Equip
8291	dice belt buckle of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Single Equip
8292	Van der Graaf dice-print pajama pants	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
8293	pulsating dice-shaped backpack of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100
8294	slick dice-print do-rag	0		Moxie: +10
8295	squat dice sunglasses of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
8296	Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette	0		
8297	unsweetened blue dice	0		Effect: "Emotion Sickness", Effect Duration: 65
8298	green twirling pixel	0		Last Available: "2015-06"
8299	pixel coin	0		Last Available: "2015-06"
8300	triple-chilled alkaline concentrated power pill	0		Effect: "Witch Breaded", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2015-06"
8301	adjusted mirror pixel star	0		Effect: "Wreathed in Smoke", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2015-06"
8302	tiny toothsome pixel banana	1	awesome	Last Available: "2015-06"
8303	tolerable maroon pixel beer	4	good	Last Available: "2015-06"
8304	puck with a bow on it	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-06"
8305	blinking pumps	0		Last Available: "2015-06"
8306	vacuum-sealed sludgesicle	0		Effect: "Bilious Brawn", Effect Duration: 44
8307	adjusted upside-down &Uuml;berraschthexengebr&auml;u	0		Effect: "The Power of Negative Thinking", Effect Duration: 52
8308	denatured mirror piggy tattoo	0		Effect: "Rampage!", Effect Duration: 28
8309	galvanized baggie of regular-sized tardigrades	0		Effect: "Muddled", Effect Duration: 46
8310	vacuum-sealed quantum twirling .epub file	0		Effect: "Baconstoned", Effect Duration: 47
8311	galvanized galvanized BUBBLE GUM	0		Effect: "Mercenary", Effect Duration: 67
8312	chilled vacuum-sealed jittery hustler shades	0		Effect: "Donho's Bubbly Ballad", Effect Duration: 52
8313	double-enhanced blinking jerky stick	0		Effect: "Punchy, Murdery", Effect Duration: 24
8314	extra-aerosolized polymerized pulsating costume rental shop	0		Effect: "Object Detection", Effect Duration: 32
8315	concentrated colloidal muscle oil	0		Effect: "Super Skill", Effect Duration: 41
8316	corrupted enhanced activated bottle of Red-Out	0		Effect: "Pill Power", Effect Duration: 34
8317	ionized skewed pickpocket protector	0		Effect: "Human-Penguin Hybrid", Effect Duration: 21
8318	liquefied warmed irradiated twirling huge sinister-looking cat	0		Effect: "Mayeaugh", Effect Duration: 37
8319	extra-corrupted gray jazzy cigarette holder	0		Effect: "Chalky White Pallor", Effect Duration: 23
8320	polarized one glove	0		Effect: "Influence of Sphere", Effect Duration: 11
8321	polymerized maroon glove	0		Effect: "Memory of Attractiveness", Effect Duration: 27
8322	flattened handful of fire	0		Effect: "Happy Salamander", Effect Duration: 62
8323	denatured ionized Cracklin' Oat Bran	0		Effect: "Well-Swabbed Ear", Effect Duration: 58
8324	concentrated corrupted pulsating disposable lighter	0		Effect: "Granolarrrgh", Effect Duration: 46
8325	deionized tumbling coal contact lenses	0		Effect: "Hot Buttoned", Effect Duration: 20
8326	boiled liquefied extra-quantum huge conjured ice cream	0		Effect: "Barking Mad", Effect Duration: 24
8327	polymerized oxidized Iceberglar scarf	0		Effect: "Polar Express", Effect Duration: 63
8328	colloidal pulsating icy hairspray	0		Effect: "Chief Executive Optimism", Effect Duration: 11
8329	alkaline galvanized squat smellbook	0		Effect: "Innately Truthy", Effect Duration: 65
8330	colloidal anodized pickled purple assassin's cheese knife	0		Effect: "Greased-Up Familiar", Effect Duration: 16
8331	quantum filthy armor	0		Effect: "Supafly", Effect Duration: 51
8332	nitrogenated bouncing plague pie	0		Effect: "So You Can Work More...", Effect Duration: 53
8333	galvanized colloidal batarang	0		Effect: "Towering Strength", Effect Duration: 67
8334	improved green spare neck bolts	0		Effect: "Superveiny 9000", Effect Duration: 62
8335	colloidal grease trap	0		Effect: "Toast Tea", Effect Duration: 37
8336	anodized dry blinking shamanic ham	0		Effect: "Industrial Strength Starch", Effect Duration: 51
8337	non-concentrated porkpocket	0		Effect: "Sucrose-Colored Glasses", Effect Duration: 25
8338	ionized quantum cyan Leonard's glasses	0		Effect: "Material Witness", Effect Duration: 32
8339	ionized deionized warehouse walkie-talkie	0		Effect: "Orc Chops", Effect Duration: 68
8340	adjusted janitor's mop	0		Effect: "Spiro Gyro", Effect Duration: 29
8341	vacuum-sealed super-altered warehouse clerk's glasses	0		Effect: "Norwhalloped", Effect Duration: 30
8342	galvanized wet skewed baloney rotgut	0		Effect: "Tiki Temerity", Effect Duration: 29
8343	quadruple-wet upside-down carton of gaspers	0		Effect: "The Q Is Talking To You", Effect Duration: 37
8344	adjusted bronze polish	0		Effect: "Dragged Through the Coals", Effect Duration: 62
8345	vacuum-sealed crident	0		Effect: "Armored Innards", Effect Duration: 17
8346	electrified totally sweet mohawk helmet	0		Effect: "Devil Inside", Effect Duration: 46
8347	double-concentrated pulsating spray chrome	0		Effect: "On the Trolley", Effect Duration: 37
8348	pickled concentrated pulsating filthy monkey head	0		Effect: "Mint-Condition Breath", Effect Duration: 38
8349	non-diffused extra-warmed hand of cards	0		Effect: "Bricked-In", Effect Duration: 15
8350	extra-adjusted ghostly damp bar rag	0		Effect: "Oleaginous Soles", Effect Duration: 56
8351	vacuum-sealed electrified blinking pulsating lump of goofball ore	0		Effect: "Phorcefullness", Effect Duration: 28
8352	ionized corrupted pickled skeleton beans	0		Effect: "Blubbered Up", Effect Duration: 12
8353	quadruple-colloidal narrow blurry grimy lab coat	0		Effect: "Chunky", Effect Duration: 49
8354	warmed unsweetened nursery rhyme	0		Effect: "Rave Concentration", Effect Duration: 45
8355	non-alkaline colloidal liquefied twirling iron torso box	0		Effect: "Dweeby", Effect Duration: 42
8356	moist nitrogenated twirling mercenary headband	0		Effect: "Salty Mouth", Effect Duration: 15
8357	extra-altered radioactive spider venom	0		Effect: "Eggs-tra Sensory Perception", Effect Duration: 45
8358	chilled x-ray mirror	0		Effect: "Deeply Ironic", Effect Duration: 51
8359	double-quantum upside-down wrestling mask	0		Effect: "Hobonic", Effect Duration: 56
8360	polymerized chilled hawkface potion	0		Effect: "Frostbeard", Effect Duration: 41
8361	quadruple-boiled boiled child-sized dracula cloak	0		Effect: "Turkey-Ambitious", Effect Duration: 24
8362	double-ionized devil-summoning hat	0		Effect: "protect.enq", Effect Duration: 33
8363	non-galvanized shopkeeper beard	0		Effect: "Smoky Third Eye", Effect Duration: 31
8364	cold-filtered warmed alkaline alien autoautopsy kit	0		Effect: "Hare-o-dynamic", Effect Duration: 65
8365	dry warmed yellow novelty fruit hat	0		Effect: "protect.enq", Effect Duration: 64
8366	aerosolized corrupted squat invisibility cream	0		Effect: "The Power of Positive Thinking", Effect Duration: 24
8367	polymerized Vulcanized upside-down upside-down handful of stubble	0		Effect: "Bustle Hustlin'", Effect Duration: 64
8368	deionized pickled garbage juice slurpee	0		Effect: "Nightstalkin'", Effect Duration: 54
8369	deionized denatured plunge-leg	0		Effect: "Superheroic", Effect Duration: 36
8370	frozen quadruple-chilled funky eyepatch	0		Effect: "Wet Rub", Effect Duration: 29
8371	denatured super-energized bucket of fish juice	0		Effect: "The Living Hitpoints", Effect Duration: 57
8372	dry skewed bouncing blinking flashy pirate dreadlocks	0		Effect: "Experimental Effect G-9", Effect Duration: 63
8373	warmed captured boozles	0		Effect: "Heart of Pink", Effect Duration: 21
8374	alkaline drinks tray	0		Effect: "Ooh, Salty!", Effect Duration: 31
8375	polymerized huge eyebrow lifter	0		Effect: "Chow Downed", Effect Duration: 42
8376	cyan submarine	0		Last Available: "2015-06"
8377	small decent spinning pixel lemon	2	good	Last Available: "2015-06"
8378	delicious blinking pixel daiquiri	3	awesome	Last Available: "2015-06"
8379	modified power pill	0		Effect: "Dweeby", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2015-06"
8380	ionized pixel potion	0		Effect: "Limber as Mortimer", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2015-06"
8381	jittery Pack of Every Card	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-07"
8382	pulsating Deck of Every Card	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8383	popular part	0		
8384	bubblegum heart	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8385	cyan cubic zirconia	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8386	tumbling skewed valuable coin	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8387	mana	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8388	pulsating mana	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8389	mirror mana	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8390	gray mana	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8391	mana	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8392	gift card	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8393	upside-down green hermit factoid	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8394	The Emperor's dry cleaning	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8395	knitted The Emperor's new hat	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2015-07"
8396	blue The Emperor's new shirt of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Last Available: "2015-07"
8397	educational The Emperor's new pants	0		Experience: +1, Last Available: "2015-07"
8398	blue dog trainer's banded lead pipe	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Experience (familiar): +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-07"
8399	inspector's Temple Grandin's rope	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Item Drop: +15, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-07"
8400	twirling family-friendly smooth wrench	0		Moxie: +15, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-07"
8401	rosewater-soaked electrified candlestick	0		Stench Resistance: +3, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-07"
8402	zippy steel-toed knife	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Initiative: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-07"
8403	shaking friendly revolver of the businessman	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Meat Drop: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-07"
8404	1952 Mickey Mantle card	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8405	maroon talking spade	0		Free Pull
8406	savory dry noodles	0		
8407	special moldy pestopiary	4	crappy	Effect: "Walberg's Dim Bulb", Effect Duration: 35
8408	extra-adjusted deionized pulsating fuchsia ectoplasmic orbs	0		Effect: "Spookyravin'", Effect Duration: 44
8409	diet bland crudles	1	decent	
8410	bland agnolotti arboli	3	decent	
8411	spoiled fancy blinking spaghetti with ghost balls	4	crappy	Effect: "Spooky Weapon", Effect Duration: 30
8412	miniature decent succulent marrow	2	good	
8413	adequate salacious crumbs	4	good	
8414	snack-sized bland fusilli marrownarrow	2	decent	
8415	half-sized decent suggestive strozzapreti	2	good	
8416	olive Mountain Stream gastrique	0		
8417	spoiled half-sized teal Mt. McLargeHuge oyster	2	crappy	
8418	oyster sauce	0		
8419	bland immense olive linguini immondizia bianco	8	decent	
8420	flavorless shells a la shellfish	3	decent	
8421	Jick's autograph	0		
8422	wobbly high-temperature mining drill	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8423	narrow unsmoothed velvet	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8424	1,970 carat	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8425	blurry teal New Age healing crystal	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8426	Volcoino	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8427	fizzing spore pod	0		
8428	spore pod	0		
8429	veiny spore pod	0		
8430	blinking hard spore pod	0		
8431	shaking spore pod	0		
8432	hot spore pod	0		
8433	cool spore pod	0		
8434	jingling spore pod	0		
8435	LavaCo Lamp&trade; of Tarzan of incineration	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2015-08", Rollover Effect Duration: 50
8436	skewed LavaCo Lamp&trade; of horror of the businessman	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2015-08", Rollover Effect Duration: 50
8437	blurry stanky shellacked LavaCo Lamp&trade;	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2015-08", Rollover Effect Duration: 50
8438	shaking thin wire	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8439	insulated wire	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8440	upside-down empty lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8441	full lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8442	teal viscous lava globs	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8443	lava globs	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8444	lava globs	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8445	fuchsia lava globs	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8446	mirror jittery SMOOCH bottlecap	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
8447	pulsating uncapped lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8448	bouncing uncapped lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8449	uncapped lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8450	capped lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8451	capped lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8452	capped lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8453	heat-resistant sheet	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8454	LavaCo&trade; Lamp housing	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8455	New Age crystal	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8456	crystalline light bulb	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8457	olive broken high-temperature mining drill	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8458	beefcake's high-temperature mining mask of Leguizamo	0		Muscle: +25, Monster Level: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2015-08"
8459	inspector's fireproof megaphone of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2015-08"
8460	bland mineapple	3	decent	Last Available: "2015-08"
8461	boozy hand-crafted upside-down Gold Velvet&trade; whiskey	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-08"
8462	maroon mirror SMOOCH soda	1	good	Last Available: "2015-08"
8463	normal smelted roe	3	good	Last Available: "2015-08"
8464	lousy weak lavawater	2	decent	Last Available: "2015-08"
8465	super-improved tarnished basaltamander tongue	0		Effect: "Toothy Grin", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2015-08"
8466	jittery aromatic crafty lavalarva of the blizzard	0		Maximum MP: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2015-08"
8467	skewed occult sinister lava balaclava of temperance	0		Spell Damage: +10, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2015-08"
8468	narrow thinker's basaltamander buckler of the pedagogue of temperance	0		Mysticality: +10, Experience: +3, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2015-08"
8469	unsweetened lava globs	0		Effect: "Amorphous Cheer", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2015-08"
8470	moldy miniature gooey lava globs	2	crappy	Last Available: "2015-08"
8471	toasty lava-proof pants of temperance	0		Hot Damage: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2015-08"
8472	up-at-dawn steel-toed heat-resistant necktie	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Adventures: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08"
8473	nippy energetic steel-toed heat-resistant gloves	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Cold Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08"
8474	half-sized rotten very hot lunch	2	crappy	Last Available: "2015-08"
8475	perfectly mixed asbestos thermos	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-08"
8476	corrupted ghostly spinning liquid rhinestones	0		Effect: "Emotion Sickness", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2015-08"
8477	delicious blurry disco biscuit	3	awesome	Last Available: "2015-08"
8478	lousy Quaatorade&trade;	4	decent	Last Available: "2015-08"
8479	extremely unsafe Samson's savvy biker's hat	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Experience (Muscle): +5, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk", Last Available: "2015-08"
8480	red smelly studded feathered headdress of temperance	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley", Last Available: "2015-08"
8481	jittery rock-hard electrician's hardhat of vim and vigor of the boozehound	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Booze Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk", Last Available: "2015-08"
8482	Lava Miner's Daughter	0		Skill: "Asbestos Heart", Last Available: "2015-08"
8483	narrow Psycho From The Heat	0		Skill: "Pyromania", Last Available: "2015-08"
8484	The Firegate Tapes	0		Skill: "Firegate", Last Available: "2015-08"
8485	teal &quot;DEBBIE&quot; tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8486	huge one-day ticket to That 70s Volcano	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8487	blurry skewed airplane charter: That 70s Volcano	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-08"
8488	teal Manual of Numberology	0		Skill: "Calculate the Universe"
8489	New Age hurting crystal	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8490	razor-sharp smooth velvet pants	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 2xPotato, cap 12", Last Available: "2015-08"
8491	mirror Lo Pan's smooth velvet shirt	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Last Available: "2015-08"
8492	smooth velvet hat of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2015-08"
8493	slick smooth velvet pocket square	0		Moxie: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08"
8494	jittery mansplainer's smooth velvet socks	0		Monster Level: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08"
8495	blue smooth velvet hanky of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08"
8496	frightening electrified The One Mood Ring	0		Spooky Damage: +5, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08"
8497	Mr. Choch's bone	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8498	Mr. Cheeng's 'stache	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8499	Saturday Night thermometer	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8500	ghostly the tongue of Smimmons	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8501	shaking Raul's guitar pick	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8502	Pener's crisps	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8503	signed deuce	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8504	Lavalos core	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8505	half-melted hula girl	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8506	glass ceiling fragments	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8507	boiled SMOOCH coffee cup	1	EPIC	Effect: "Heart of Yellow", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2015-08"
8508	extra-flattened labrador cookie	0		Effect: "Heavily Breathing", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2015-08"
8509	nasty rosy-cheeked steel-toed Mr. Cheeng's spectacles	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Stench Damage: +5, Single Equip, Drops Items, Last Available: "2015-08"
8510	blurry banded wizardly grease cannon	0		Mysticality: +25, Damage Absorption: +100, Last Available: "2015-08"
8511	modified demon makeup kit	0		Effect: "White Blooded", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2015-08"
8512	narrow greedy ruddy love of the empath	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Familiar Weight: +5, Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2015-08"
8513	mansplainer's hardened stylish Pener's drumstick	0		Moxie: +25, Damage Reduction: 3, Monster Level: +15, Last Available: "2015-08"
8514	arcane researcher's deuce cape of the glutton	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2015-08"
8515	shaking manspreader's Samson's Lavalos's shell of the boozehound	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Monster Level: +10, Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2015-08"
8516	reassuring smooth velvet bra of the businessman	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2015-08"
8517	blurry fireproof electrified SMOOCH bracers	0		Hot Resistance: +3, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08", Thorns: 1
8518	baleful SMOOCH kneepads	0		Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08", Thorns: 1
8519	huge ghostly rosy-cheeked SMOOCH spaulders	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08", Thorns: 1
8520	beefcake's SMOOCH codpiece of the glutton	0		Muscle: +25, Food Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 20", Last Available: "2015-08", Thorns: 1
8521	narrow resourceful SMOOCH breastplate	0		Maximum MP: +50, Last Available: "2015-08", Thorns: 1
8522	superduperheated	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8523	tumbling fused fuse	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8524	superheated	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8525	rotten lava cake	3	crappy	Last Available: "2015-08"
8526	fancy normal immense pink slime	6	good	Effect: "Hangdog", Effect Duration: 40
8527	upside-down Devil's Elbow Hot Sauce	0		
8528	Special&trade; Sauce	0		
8529	moldy small devil hair pasta	2	crappy	
8530	adequate huge spagecialetti	4	good	
8531	Salsa Libre	0		
8532	wobbly good gravy	0		
8533	bouncing illicit fish sauce	0		
8534	half-sized decent blurry blinking libertagliatelle	2	good	
8535	jumbo rotten turkish mostaccioli	5	crappy	
8536	thick spoiled linguini of the sea	5	crappy	
8537	ionized huge Hersey&trade; SMOOCH	0		Effect: "Beta Carotene Overdose", Effect Duration: 24
8539	Alexy sauce	0		
8540	twirling blurry rainbow sauce	0		
8541	drug cocktail sauce	0		
8542	stale bite-sized Fettris	1	decent	
8543	bland fusillocybin	3	decent	
8544	rotten snack-sized prescription noodles	2	crappy	
8545	denatured blood-drive sticker	1	good	Effect: "Improprie Tea", Effect Duration: 45
8546	magnetized alkaline bag of grain	0		Effect: "Tasting the Rainbow", Effect Duration: 26
8547	diffused double-chilled shaking huge pocket maze	0		Effect: "World's Shortest Giant", Effect Duration: 60
8548	extra-quantum quadruple-frozen activated bouncing shady shades	0		Effect: "Human-Demon Hybrid", Effect Duration: 49
8549	chilled diffused squeaky toy rose	0		Effect: "Hoity Toity", Effect Duration: 45
8550	spoiled enchanted tumbling weird gazelle steak	3	crappy	Effect: "El Tango de la Maldita Suegra", Effect Duration: 50
8551	small yummy sausage without a cause	2	awesome	
8552	anodized super-pickled face paint	0		Effect: "White Knuckles", Effect Duration: 66
8553	practically non-alcoholic acceptable emergency margarita	1	good	
8554	artisanal practically non-alcoholic vintage smart drink	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	
8555	a ten-percent bonus	0		
8556	Thwaitgold termite statuette	0		
8557	The Emperor's new cookie	0		
8558	Vulcanized Wickers bar	0		Effect: "Techno Bliss", Effect Duration: 58
8559	dry wet shaking bakelite-covered bacon	0		Effect: "Analog Drunk", Effect Duration: 38
8560	concentrated gray Aerheads	0		Effect: "Chunky", Effect Duration: 17
8561	dry non-boiled squat Wrotz	0		Effect: "Pork Power", Effect Duration: 46
8562	boiled ghostly Gabarbar	0		Effect: "Sugary World View", Effect Duration: 68
8563	flattened double-cold-filtered fiberglass insulation	0		Effect: "Pla-see-bo", Effect Duration: 52
8564	wobbly shrine to the Barrel god	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-09"
8565	maroon prompt scorching rock-hard barrel lid	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Hot Damage: +25, Adventures: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-09"
8566	blurry thinker's brainy barrel hoop earring of terror	0		Mysticality: 15, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-09"
8567	skewed asbestos-lined scandalous bankruptcy barrel of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Sleaze Damage: +5, Hot Resistance: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2015-09"
8568	firkin	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8569	blinking normal barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8570	twirling tun	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8571	weathered barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8572	wobbly barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8573	squat barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8574	moist barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8575	rotting barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8576	narrow mouldering barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8577	barnacled barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8578	hand-crafted bottle of Amontillado	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-09"
8579	weak drinkable upside-down barrel-aged martini	2	good	Last Available: "2015-09"
8580	small spoiled barrel pickle	2	crappy	Last Available: "2015-09"
8581	rotten barrel cracker	4	crappy	Last Available: "2015-09"
8582	diluted lime green vibrating mushroom	1	good	Last Available: "2015-09"
8583	twisted mirror squat mushroom	1	good	Last Available: "2015-09"
8584	cyan huge KoL Con 12-gauge of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Last Available: "2015-09"
8585	Golden Mr. Eh? of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2015-09"
8586	barrel gun of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Last Available: "2015-09"
8587	blue barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8588	mirror barrel beryl	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8589	rotten enchanted tumbling water log	3	crappy	Effect: "Pecan Pied Piper", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2015-09"
8590	shaking Fonzie's barrelhead of Gandalf	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Last Available: "2015-09"
8591	upside-down Usain Bolt's lion tamer's bottoms of the barrel	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2015-09"
8592	yellow reassuring stiffened chest barrel	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Spooky Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2015-09"
8593	bung spigot	0		Equips On: "Lil' Barrel Mimic"
8594	shaking green Oprah's boxer's double barreled barrel gun	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2015-09"
8595	auspicious scandalous frightening triple barreled barrel gun	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Sleaze Damage: +5, Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2015-09"
8596	auspicious toasty barrel beryl choker	0		Hot Damage: +5, Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2015-09"
8597	green banded barrel beryl nose ring of the brazier	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2015-09"
8598	jittery strapping barrel beryl ring of vim and vigor	0		Muscle: +5, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2015-09"
8599	map to the Biggest Barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8600	potted tea tree	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8601	adjusted warmed tumbling cuppa Flamibili tea	0		Effect: "Dances with Tweedles", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2015-09"
8602	tarnished cuppa Yet tea	0		Effect: "Tennis Elbow-wow", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2015-09"
8603	quadruple-aerosolized altered fuchsia cuppa Boo tea	0		Effect: "Glittering Eyelashes", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2015-09"
8604	adjusted non-alkaline jittery cuppa Nas tea	0		Effect: "Pisces Rising", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2015-09"
8605	unsweetened adjusted cuppa Improprie tea	0		Effect: "Patent Prevention", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2015-09"
8606	Vulcanized tumbling cuppa Frost tea	0		Effect: "Conspiratory Eyes", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2015-09"
8607	Vulcanized mirror cuppa Toast tea	0		Effect: "Tingly Elbows", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2015-09"
8608	anodized cuppa Net tea	0		Effect: "Woad Warrior", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2015-09"
8609	vacuum-sealed wobbly cuppa Proprie tea	0		Effect: "critical.enh", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2015-09"
8610	ionized extra-dry cuppa Morbidi tea	0		Effect: "Bilious Brains", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2015-09"
8611	polymerized super-chilled electrified pulsating cuppa Chari tea	0		Effect: "Bandersnatched", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2015-09"
8612	alkaline tarnished cuppa Serendipi tea	0		Effect: "familiar.enq", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2015-09"
8613	cold-filtered ionized shaking cuppa Feroci tea	0		Effect: "Knightlife", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2015-09"
8614	frozen irradiated cuppa Physicali tea	0		Effect: "Penguinny Flavor", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2015-09"
8615	chilled cuppa Wit tea	0		Effect: "Human-Goblin Hybrid", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2015-09"
8616	colloidal blinking spinning cuppa Neuroplastici tea	0		Effect: "OMG WTF", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2015-09"
8617	colloidal Vulcanized bouncing cuppa Dexteri tea	0		Effect: "Go Get 'Em, Tiger!", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2015-09"
8618	electrified extra-pickled cuppa Flexibili tea	0		Effect: "Irresistible Resolve", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2015-09"
8619	triple-magnetized cuppa Impregnabili tea	0		Effect: "Starry-Eyed", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2015-09"
8620	polymerized corrupted cuppa Obscuri tea	0		Effect: "Craft Tea", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2015-09"
8621	corrupted moist cuppa Irritabili tea	0		Effect: "Tennis Elbow-wow", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2015-09"
8622	concentrated triple-liquefied cuppa Mediocri tea	0		Effect: "Bottle in front of Me", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2015-09"
8623	super-corrupted huge purple spinning cuppa Loyal tea	0		Effect: "Ocelot Eyes", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2015-09"
8624	powdered skewed narrow cuppa Activi tea	1	decent	Effect: "Smoky Third Eye", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2015-09"
8625	mixed jittery red cuppa Cruel tea	1		Last Available: "2015-09"
8626	colloidal improved enhanced red cuppa Alacri tea	0		Effect: "Altered Wavelengths", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2015-09"
8627	dry cuppa Vitali tea	0		Effect: "Memory of Speed", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2015-09"
8628	moist altered cuppa Mana tea	0		Effect: "Weird Vibrations", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2015-09"
8629	vacuum-sealed cuppa Monstrosi tea	0		Effect: "Video Game Hot Dog", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2015-09"
8630	adjusted ionized red cuppa Twen tea	0		Effect: "Always be Collecting", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2015-09"
8631	double-vacuum-sealed diffused cuppa Gill tea	0		Effect: "Horrid, Torrid", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2015-09"
8632	polarized cuppa Uncertain tea	0		Effect: "Amorphous Cheer", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2015-09"
8633	cuppa Voraci tea	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8634	cuppa Sobrie tea	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8635	skewed cuppa Royal tea	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8636	super-alkaline polymerized spinning cuppa Craft tea	0		Effect: "Celestial Body", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2015-09"
8637	improved cuppa Insani tea	0		Effect: "Shot in the Arse", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2015-09"
8638	spinning jittery censurious friendly Royal scepter of the businessman	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2015-09", Rollover Effect Duration: 5
8639	doghouse	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-10"
8640	Ghost Dog Chow	0		Last Available: "2015-10"
8641	stale bowl of eyeballs	4	decent	Last Available: "2015-10"
8642	rotten miniature cyan bowl of mummy guts	2	crappy	Last Available: "2015-10"
8643	spoiled bowl of maggots	3	crappy	Last Available: "2015-10"
8644	aged watered-down blood and blood	2	awesome	Last Available: "2015-10"
8645	tolerable irresponsibly strong Jack-O-Lantern beer	7	good	Last Available: "2015-10"
8646	mediocre practically non-alcoholic wobbly zombie	1	decent	Last Available: "2015-10"
8647	skewed Telltale&trade; rubber heart	0		Last Available: "2015-10"
8648	gray wind-up spider	0		Last Available: "2015-10"
8649	plastic nightmare troll	0		Last Available: "2015-10"
8650	tennis ball	0		Last Available: "2015-10"
8651	mirror avaricious occult boxer's crown	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Meat Drop: +30, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xGhuol, cap 27"
8652	wobbly ear poison	0		
8653	stink-penny	0		
8654	jittery stanky thinker's hawk of Flo-Jo	0		Mysticality: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Initiative: +100
8655	flavorless hamlet sandwich	4	decent	
8656	reassuring Othello's military jacket	0		Spooky Resistance: +1
8657	cool Othello's dagger	0		Moxie: +5, Single Equip
8658	huge mansplainer's Othello's handkerchief	0		Monster Level: +15, Single Equip
8659	super-tarnished Vulcanized diffused tumbling green bowl of Jeal-O	0		Effect: "Blessing of the Stinking Alphredo&trade;", Effect Duration: 21
8660	purple tumbling grip key	0		
8661	How to Play Othello	0		
8662	educational ghostly dagger of Leguizamo of terror	0		Experience: +1, Monster Level: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +10
8663	perfectly mixed ghost beer	4	EPIC	
8664	blurry blinking Othello set of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25
8665	rotten tomato	0		
8666	Twelve Night Energy	0		
8667	shaking steel-toed arcane researcher's stylish Yorick	0		Moxie: +25, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Damage Reduction: 9
8668	fuchsia pulsating rose	0		
8669	pulsating tulip	0		
8670	bouncing tulip	0		
8671	tulip	0		
8672	gray Walford's bucket	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8673	Wal-Mart gift certificate	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8674	airplane charter: The Glaciest	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-11"
8675	one-day ticket to The Glaciest	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8676	dry wet teal shoulder-warming lotion	0		Effect: "Capricorn Rising", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2015-11"
8677	spoiled iceberg lettuce	3	crappy	Last Available: "2015-11"
8678	strong artisanal ice wine	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-11"
8679	gray narrow Jeselnik's foul-smelling Wal-Mart snowglobe of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Stench Damage: +10, Sleaze Damage: +25, Last Available: "2015-11"
8680	stiffened boxer's Wal-Mart nametag of incineration	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Damage Reduction: 1, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2015-11"
8681	extremely unsafe Wal-Mart overalls of the overflowing toilet of doom	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2015-11"
8682	To Build an Igloo	0		Skill: "Refusal to Freeze", Last Available: "2015-11"
8683	pulsating The Chill of the Wild	0		Skill: "Beardfreeze", Last Available: "2015-11"
8684	Cold Fang	0		Skill: "Frost Bite", Last Available: "2015-11"
8685	huge Wal-Mart tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8686	blurry perfect ice cube	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8687	The Fun-Guy Cold Weather Bartender's Guide	0		Skill: "Perfect Freeze", Last Available: "2015-11"
8688	green baleful bellhop's hat	0		Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, 0.75xBarrr, cap 30", Last Available: "2015-11"
8689	perfectly mixed ice porter	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-11", Wiki Name: "ice porter (drink)"
8690	denatured exotic travel brochure	0		Effect: "Boschface", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2015-11"
8691	bag of foreign bribes	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8692	magnetized corrupted shampoo-conditioner	0		Effect: "Armor-Plated", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2015-11"
8693	hotel minibar key	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8694	ice hotel bell	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8695	mirror Martialest Arts trophy	0		Last Available: "2016-01"
8696	powdered blue medicinal herbs	1		Last Available: "2016-01"
8697	yummy ice rice	4	awesome	Last Available: "2016-01"
8698	bad weak blinking iced plum wine	2	decent	Last Available: "2016-01"
8699	censurious Herculean training belt of the dark arts	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-01"
8700	skewed wool ribald hardened training legwarmers	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Sleaze Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-01"
8701	greasy educational training helmet of the detective	0		Experience: +1, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Item Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2016-01"
8702	training scroll:  Shattering Punch	0		Skill: "Shattering Punch", Last Available: "2016-01"
8703	training scroll:  Snokebomb	0		Skill: "Snokebomb", Last Available: "2016-01"
8704	training scroll:  Shivering Monkey Technique	0		Skill: "Shivering Monkey Technique", Last Available: "2016-01"
8705	huge spinning X-32-F snowman crate	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-01"
8706	machine elf capsule	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-12"
8707	self-dribbling basketball	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Last Available: "2015-12"
8708	mixed upside-down abstraction: action	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
8709	dehydrated shaking abstraction: thought	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
8710	compressed green ghostly abstraction: sensation	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
8711	dehydrated abstraction: purpose	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
8712	pickled abstraction: category	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
8713	pickled upside-down abstraction: perception	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
8714	vaporized shaking upside-down abstraction: motion	1		Effect: "Danish Cunning", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2015-12"
8715	twisted abstraction: joy	1		Effect: "Supafly", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2015-12"
8716	pickled twirling abstraction: certainty	1		Effect: "Taurus Rising", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2015-12"
8717	dehydrated shaking abstraction: comprehension	1		Effect: "Frigid Weapon", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2015-12"
8718	maroon modern picture frame	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8719	thick decent maroon VYKEA meatballs	5	good	Last Available: "2015-11"
8720	mediocre spinning VYKEA mead	3	decent	Last Available: "2015-11"
8721	triple-pressed VYKEA woadpaint	0		Effect: "Sweetened and Fattened", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2015-11"
8722	VYKEA frenzy rune	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8723	lime green VYKEA blood rune	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8724	VYKEA lightning rune	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8725	cyan VYKEA plank	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8726	VYKEA rail	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8727	VYKEA bracket	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8728	VYKEA dowel	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8729	electrified fortified Herculean VYKEA hex key	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Damage Absorption: +60, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2015-11"
8730	VYKEA instructions	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8731	flavorless snack-sized tin of submardines	2	decent	Last Available: "2015-11", Wiki Name: "tin of submardines"
8732	delicious narrow bottle of norwhiskey	4	awesome	Last Available: "2015-11"
8733	mixed octolus oculus	1	crappy	Effect: "Bilious Brawn", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2015-11"
8734	shaking rosewater-soaked curative smooth sardine can key	0		Moxie: +15, Stench Resistance: +3, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2015-11"
8735	manspreader's grievous norwhal helmet of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Monster Level: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk", Last Available: "2015-11"
8736	shaking sinister extremely unsafe groovy octolus-skin cloak	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2015-11", Rollover Effect Duration: 30
8737	aged watered-down upside-down perfect cosmopolitan	2	awesome	Last Available: "2015-11"
8738	hand-crafted perfect negroni	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-11"
8739	drinkable irresponsibly strong perfect dark and stormy	10	good	Last Available: "2015-11"
8740	delicious perfect mimosa	4	awesome	Last Available: "2015-11"
8741	watered-down tolerable perfect old-fashioned	2	good	Last Available: "2015-11"
8742	aged weak tumbling perfect paloma	2	awesome	Last Available: "2015-11"
8743	unsweetened modified That 70s Cologne	0		Effect: "Cockroach Scurry", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2015-11"
8744	energized super-corrupted tumbling Wal-Mart &quot;diamond&quot; ring	0		Effect: "Nightstalkin'", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2015-11"
8745	quantum altered Puffstone cigar	0		Effect: "Sticky Fingers", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2015-11"
8746	energized frozen twirling Conspiracy&trade; mascara	0		Effect: "Tiki Temerity", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2015-11"
8747	extra-oxidized quadruple-magnetized blinking Spring Break Beach &quot;swimsuit&quot;	0		Effect: "Super Vision", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2015-11"
8748	airplane tattoo	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8749	magnetized nitrogenated Deep Machine Tunnels snowglobe	0		Effect: "Hustlin'", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2015-12"
8750	aerosolized chilled hemp candy necklace	0		Effect: "Army of One", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2015-12"
8751	irradiated ionized Vulcanized communal gobstopper	0		Effect: "Elemental Saucesphere", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2015-12"
8752	bland Crimbo salad	3	decent	Last Available: "2015-12"
8753	decent bread line	3	good	Last Available: "2015-12"
8754	weak hand-crafted bark rootbeer	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-12"
8755	mediocre ale	3	decent	Last Available: "2015-12"
8756	plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2015-12"
8757	studded plastic Rudolph the Red	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Last Available: "2015-12"
8758	double-paned plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2015-12"
8759	rosewater-soaked plastic Crimborgatron	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2015-12"
8760	supercool plastic Crimbodhisattva	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Last Available: "2015-12"
8761	mirror bouquet of all-natural free-range flowers	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8762	blinking stack of communist leaflets	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8763	BACON	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
8764	green box of Gratitude chocolates	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8765	Gratitude chocolate (thyme-filled)	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8766	high-proof perfectly mixed Gratitude chocolate (bourbon-filled)	10	EPIC	Last Available: "2016-02"
8767	Gratitude chocolate (Meat-filled)	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8768	gray squat skewed Gratitude chocolate (octopus-filled)	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8769	huge chocolate bowtie	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8770	quadruple-wet pitted sheet	0		Effect: "Buggy Flavor", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2015-12"
8771	sparking robo-battery	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8772	overloaded micro-reactor	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8773	ghostly sharpshooter's banded occult reusable shopping bag	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Damage Absorption: +100, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Last Available: "2015-12"
8775	narrow upside-down arcane researcher's coarse hemp socks	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-12"
8776	blinking armband of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-12"
8777	wobbly blurry bundle of &quot;fragrant&quot; herbs	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8778	nuclear stockpile	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8779	pine cone	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8780	iron chain	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8781	twirling brainy pine cone necklace	0		Mysticality: +5, Last Available: "2015-12"
8782	reindeer hammer of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2015-12"
8783	elf ploughshare of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2015-12"
8784	circle drum	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8785	The Big Book of Communism	0		Last Available: "2015-12", Skill: "Communism!"
8786	faded protest sign	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8787	faded protest sign	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8788	nasty-smelling moss	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8789	book	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8790	asbestos-lined elven tambourine	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2015-12"
8791	fuchsia curative reindeer sickle	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2015-12"
8792	face paint	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-12"
8793	mirror face paint	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-12"
8794	The Big Book of Communism (used)	0		Skill: "Communism!", Last Available: "2015-12"
8795	lime green Batfellow comic	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-12"
8796	upside-down plastic spoiler	0		
8797	bat-oomerang	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8798	bat-jute	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8799	bat-o-mite	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8800	mirror ROM of Optimality	0		Skill: "Toggle Optimality"
8801	incriminating evidence	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8802	dangerous chemicals	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8803	tumbling kidnapped orphan	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8804	high-grade	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8805	high-tensile-strength fibers	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8806	high-grade explosives	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8807	experimental gene therapy	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8808	blinking ultracoagulator	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8809	self-defense training	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8810	bouncing fingerprint dusting kit	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8811	ghostly ghostly confidence-building hug	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8812	exploding kickball	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8813	ghostly glob of Bat-Glue	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8814	Bat-Aid&trade; bandage	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8815	bat-bearing	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8816	small normal fuchsia Kudzu salad	2	good	Last Available: "2016-12"
8817	modified cyan Mansquito Serum	1		Last Available: "2016-12"
8818	smooth extra-dry ghostly Miss Graves' vermouth	5	awesome	Last Available: "2016-12"
8819	flavorless super-sized The Plumber's mushroom stew	5	decent	Last Available: "2016-12"
8820	modified upside-down The Author's ink	1		Last Available: "2016-02"
8821	perfectly mixed jittery The Mad Liquor	3	super EPIC	Last Available: "2016-12"
8822	high-proof aged blue Doc Clock's thyme cocktail	10	awesome	Last Available: "2016-12"
8823	adequate diet Mr. Burnsger	1	good	Last Available: "2016-12"
8824	modified The Inquisitor's unidentifiable object	1		Last Available: "2016-12"
8825	squat ruddy rosy-cheeked The Jokester's gun of the blizzard	0		Maximum HP Percent: 70, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire the Jokester's Gun", Last Available: "2016-12"
8826	spinning twirling ribald Samson's The Jokester's wig of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Experience (Muscle): +5, Sleaze Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Adjust the Jokester's Wig", Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol", Last Available: "2016-12"
8827	mirror chaotic experienced stylish The Jokester's pants	0		Moxie: +25, Experience: +2, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Adjust the Jokester's Pants", Last Available: "2016-12"
8828	triple-ionized alkaline red Jokester makeup	0		Effect: "Empty Inside", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2016-12"
8829	wobbly replica bat-oomerang	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
8830	upside-down battoo kit	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
8831	fuchsia basking robin	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-12"
8832	domino mask	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8833	magnetized robin's egg	0		Effect: "Work For Hours a Week", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2016-12"
8834	spoiled robin flan	3	crappy	Last Available: "2016-12"
8835	acceptable robin nog	4	good	Last Available: "2016-12"
8836	tumbling LT&T telegraph office deed	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-02"
8837	huge plaintive telegram	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8838	exploding gum	0		
8839	root beer barrel	0		
8840	chilled concentrated blue Kudzu slaw	0		Effect: "Seal Clubbing Frenzy", Effect Duration: 21
8841	magnetized adjusted jittery purple Mansquito's blood	0		Effect: "Perception", Effect Duration: 11
8842	energized shaking infrablack lipstick	0		Effect: "Pharmaceutically Cool", Effect Duration: 64
8843	colloidal can of drain cleaner	0		Effect: "Well-Swabbed Ear", Effect Duration: 38
8844	super-boiled tarnished pulsating The Author's inkwell	0		Effect: "Hyphemariffic", Effect Duration: 13
8845	pickled altered jittery bag of random words	0		Effect: "Gamer Rage", Effect Duration: 28
8846	corrupted chilled spinning tube of pendulum lube	0		Effect: "Oh Hamlet Hamlet Hamlet Hamlet", Effect Duration: 23
8847	pressed red-hot jawbreaker	0		Effect: "Inscrutable exoskeleton", Effect Duration: 49
8848	flattened extra-wet skewed question juice	0		Effect: "Coal-Powered", Effect Duration: 55
8849	corrupted extra-alkaline unsweetened olive tube of villain	0		Effect: "The Halls of Moxiousness", Effect Duration: 66
8850	deadly your cowboy boots	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cowboy Kick", Last Available: "2016-02"
8851	narrow inflatable LT&T telegraph office	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8852	nugget of quicksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8853	nugget of thicksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8854	blurry nugget of wicksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8855	fuchsia blurry nugget of slicksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8856	twirling nugget of sicksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8857	nugget of nicksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8858	mirror nugget of ticksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8859	extremely unsafe quicksilver ring	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8860	bouncing coward's thicksilver ring of Gandalf of incineration	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Monster Level: -20, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8861	Usain Bolt's gravedigger's educational wicksilver ring	0		Experience: +1, Spooky Damage: +10, Initiative: +80, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8862	Samson's brawny slicksilver ring of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Muscle Percent: +20, Experience (Muscle): +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8863	squat teal asbestos-lined wizardly sicksilver ring of dire peril	0		Mysticality: +25, Weapon Damage: +20, Hot Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8864	aromatic MacGyver's nicksilver ring of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Maximum MP: +100, Stench Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8865	jittery medical-grade Da Vinci's ticksilver ring	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8866	lion tamer's Heimz Fortified Kidney Beans of the wise owl of doom	0		Mysticality: +20, Experience (familiar): +2, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2016-02"
8867	nasty padded Tesla's Electroplated Beans of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Damage Absorption: +20, Stench Damage: +5, Last Available: "2016-02"
8868	electrified fortified brawny Mixed Garbanzos and Chickpeas	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Damage Absorption: +60, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2016-02"
8869	Hellfire Spicy Beans of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2016-02"
8870	blinking extremely unsafe Frigid Northern Beans	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2016-02"
8871	skewed spinning electrified World's Blackest-Eyed Peas	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2016-02"
8872	rosy-cheeked Trader Olaf's Exotic Stinkbeans	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2016-02"
8873	bouncing grievous Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Beans	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2016-02"
8874	family-friendly frightening sharpshooter's padded smartaleck's Val-U Brand Every Bean Salad	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Damage Absorption: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Spooky Damage: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2016-02"
8875	sizzling beefcake's Shrub's Premium Baked Beans of extreme caution	0		Muscle: +25, Monster Level: -25, Hot Damage: +10, Last Available: "2016-02"
8876	stale diet mirror plate of Heimz Fortified Kidney Beans	1	decent	Last Available: "2016-02"
8877	snack-sized enchanted rotten plate of Tesla's Electroplated Beans	2	crappy	Effect: "Chunky", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2016-02"
8878	small special tasty narrow plate of Mixed Garbanzos and Chickpeas	2	awesome	Effect: "Seriously Mutated", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2016-02"
8879	stale super-sized plate of Hellfire Spicy Beans	5	decent	Last Available: "2016-02"
8880	moldy plate of Frigid Northern Beans	3	crappy	Last Available: "2016-02"
8881	normal plate of World's Blackest-Eyed Peas	4	good	Last Available: "2016-02"
8882	moldy teal blinking plate of Trader Olaf's Exotic Stinkbeans	4	crappy	Last Available: "2016-02"
8883	special bland diet plate of Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Beans	1	decent	Effect: "Goldentongue", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2016-02"
8884	rotten plate of Val-U Brand Every Bean Salad	3	crappy	Last Available: "2016-02"
8885	flavorless tiny plate of Shrub's Premium Baked Beans	1	decent	Last Available: "2016-02"
8886	shaking rosewater-soaked Fancy Jeff's pocket square of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2016-02"
8887	wobbly nippy Fonzie's Daisy's unclean bloomers	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Cold Damage: +10, Item Drop: +5, Familiar Effect: "2xBArrr, 1xGhuol, cap 37", Last Available: "2016-02"
8888	blurry Pecos Dave's sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8889	friendly thinker's Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes of mayonnaise	0		Mysticality: +10, Familiar Weight: +3, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley", Last Available: "2016-02"
8890	cyan Glenn's dice	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8891	Sherlock's nasty medical-grade smartaleck's Former Sheriff Dan's tin star of chilblains	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Cold Damage: +25, Stench Damage: +5, Item Drop: +25, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2016-02"
8892	El Vibrato restraints	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8893	Clara's bell	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8894	scandalous healthy Rosewater's Granny Hackleton's Gatling gun	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Sleaze Damage: +5, Last Available: "2016-02"
8895	buffalo dime	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8896	huge cow poker	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8897	adjusted green poker face paint	0		Effect: "Loco Motives", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2016-02"
8898	realistic cap gun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8899	tainted milk	1	decent	Last Available: "2016-02"
8900	spinning gun parts	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8901	anodized narrow triggerfingerbone	0		Effect: "Chow Downed", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2016-02"
8902	unsweetened improved spinning ghost bit	0		Effect: "Pisces in the Skyces", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2016-02"
8903	pressed unsweetened buzzard feather	0		Effect: "Rain Dancin'", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2016-02"
8904	dry gray squat lion musk	0		Effect: "Nasty, Nasty Breath", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2016-02"
8905	stale bear claw	4	decent	Last Available: "2016-02"
8906	liquefied altered jittery rattler gland	0		Effect: "You're Rubber", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2016-02"
8907	pickled irradiated pickled half-digested coal	0		Effect: "Fishily Speeding", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2016-02"
8908	altered irradiated jittery tightly-wound spine	0		Effect: "Brother Corsican's Blessing", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2016-02"
8909	flavorless jumbo rotting beefsteak	5	decent	Last Available: "2016-02"
8910	smooth triple-distilled firemilk	8	awesome	Last Available: "2016-02"
8911	altered vacuum-sealed spidercow eye-cluster	0		Effect: "Bolts about Candy", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2016-02"
8912	compressed moomy dust	1		Effect: "Mint-Condition Breath", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2016-02"
8913	mansplainer's weightlifter's western-style skinning knife	0		Muscle: +15, Monster Level: +15, Last Available: "2016-02"
8914	reliable sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8915	bouncing knitted steel knuckles	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2016-02"
8916	shaking lime green Tales of Western Braggadoccio	0		Skill: "Bow-Legged Swagger", Last Available: "2016-02"
8917	Hell and How I Bent It	0		Skill: "Bend Hell", Last Available: "2016-02"
8918	olive wobbly The Western Look	0		Skill: "Steely-Eyed Squint", Last Available: "2016-02"
8919	bouncing LT&T tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8920	Western Slang Vol. 1: Violence	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-02"
8921	Western Slang Vol. 2: Cooking	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-02"
8922	Western Slang Vol. 3: Fraud	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-02"
8923	disc (white)	0		
8924	disc (black)	0		
8925	disc (red)	0		
8926	disc (green)	0		
8927	narrow disc (blue)	0		
8928	pulsating pulsating disc (yellow)	0		
8929	red-hot knucklebone	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8930	anodized tarnished demonic cow's blood	0		Effect: "La Bamba", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2016-02"
8931	lime green bouncing rinky-dink sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8932	makeshift sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8933	custom sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8934	baconstone-handled sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8935	twirling porquoise-handled sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8936	hamethyst-handled sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8937	mountain lion skin	0		Moxie Percent: +50, Last Available: "2016-02"
8938	grizzled bearskin	0		Muscle Percent: +50, Last Available: "2016-02"
8939	diamondback skin	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8940	coal snakeskin	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8941	bouncing frontwinder skin	0		Mysticality Percent: +50, Last Available: "2016-02"
8942	yellow rotting cowskin	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8943	spinning shuddering cow skull	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8944	rhinestone cowhorn	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8945	cow skull	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8946	jangly spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8947	quicksilver spurs	0		Initiative: +30, Last Available: "2016-02"
8948	thicksilver spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8949	wobbly wicksilver spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8950	wobbly slicksilver spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8951	sicksilver spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8952	nicksilver spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8953	cyan ticksilver spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8954	special edition Batfellow comic	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-12"
8955	maroon Tales of the West: Cow Punching	0		
8956	wobbly Tales of the West: Beanslinging	0		
8957	Tales of the West: Snake Oiling	0		
8958	briefcase full of snakes	0		
8959	tumbling Jack Frost's arcane researcher's one-gallon hat	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Cold Spell Damage: +50
8960	ghostly scandalous vibrating two-gallon hat	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Sleaze Damage: +5
8961	up-at-dawn veiny three-gallon hat	0		Maximum HP: +10, Adventures: +5
8962	auspicious shellacked four-gallon hat	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Item Drop: +10
8963	reassuring five-gallon hat of the detective	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Item Drop: +20
8964	bouncing tumbling manspreader's wicked six-gallon hat	0		Spell Damage: +5, Monster Level: +10
8965	auspicious medical-grade seven-gallon hat	0		Item Drop: +10, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
8966	blurry padded Newton's eight-gallon hat	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Damage Absorption: +20
8967	jittery avaricious nine-gallon hat of the early riser	0		Meat Drop: +30, Adventures: +7
8968	resourceful Fonzie's ten-gallon hat	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Maximum MP: +50
8969	purple foul-smelling Annie Oakley's eleven-gallon hat	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Stench Damage: +10
8970	toy sixgun	0		
8971	shaking snake oil	0		
8972	dry quadruple-dry skin oil	0		Effect: "Happy Salamander", Effect Duration: 37
8973	super-activated polymerized unusual oil	0		Effect: "Soles of Glass", Effect Duration: 18
8974	pressed eldritch oil	0		Effect: "Slimily Sagacious", Effect Duration: 56
8975	exclusive club	0		
8976	double-corrupted diffused pulsating patent preventative tonic	0		Effect: "Sappy Blood", Effect Duration: 67
8977	electrified quadruple-polymerized patent invisibility tonic	0		Effect: "Toothy Grin", Effect Duration: 49
8978	triple-colloidal triple-wet patent aggression tonic	0		Effect: "The Solution", Effect Duration: 17
8979	pressed enhanced patent sallowness tonic	0		Effect: "Hairy Palms", Effect Duration: 34
8980	altered magnetized patent avarice tonic	0		Effect: "Dwarven Hardiness", Effect Duration: 68
8981	concentrated moist narrow purple narrow patent alacrity tonic	0		Effect: "Fungal Flamb&eacute;", Effect Duration: 21
8982	ionized quadruple-adjusted unsweetened upside-down fuchsia corrupted marrow	0		Effect: "Sausage Festive", Effect Duration: 58
8983	acceptable rodeo whiskey	3	good	
8984	Thwaitgold scorpion statuette	0		
8985	shaking rosy-cheeked real cowboy hat	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30
8986	Memories of Cow Punching	0		Free Pull
8987	Memories of Beanslinging	0		Free Pull
8988	fuchsia upside-down Memories of Snake Oiling	0		Free Pull
8989	Witchess Set	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-03"
8990	electronic Brain Trainer game	0		Skill: "Brain Games"
8991	do-it-yourself laser eye surgery kit	0		Skill: "20/20 Vision"
8992	vaporized skewed armored prawn	1		Effect: "Brawnee's Anthem of Absorption", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2016-03"
8993	rotten jumping horseradish	3	crappy	Last Available: "2016-03"
8994	practically non-alcoholic tolerable Sacramento wine	1	good	Last Available: "2016-03"
8995	magnetized ghostly Greek fire	0		Effect: "Pasta Oneness", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2016-03"
8996	foul-smelling ox-head shield of dire peril of horror of courage of bravery	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Stench Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: 8, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-03"
8997	Jeselnik's nippy Lo Pan's brawny cool dented scepter	0		Moxie: +5, Muscle Percent: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Cold Damage: +10, Sleaze Damage: +25, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-03"
8998	red resourceful steel-toed hardened Samson's slick very pointy crown	0		Moxie: +10, Experience (Muscle): +5, Damage Reduction: 12, Maximum MP: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xGhuol", Last Available: "2016-03"
8999	narrow scorching sharpshooter's sinister beefy strapping battle broom	0		Muscle: 15, Spell Damage: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Hot Damage: +25, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-03"
9000	huge Clan Floundry	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-04"
9001	clever Oprah's carpe of terror of the boozehound	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Maximum MP: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Booze Drop: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-04"
9002	censurious Jack Frost's chaotic ruddy codpiece	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-04"
9003	rosewater-soaked knitted Rosewater's troutsers of mayonnaise	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Cold Resistance: +3, Stench Resistance: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 0.5xPotato", Last Available: "2016-04"
9004	tumbling upside-down greedy lion tamer's shellacked bass clarinet of the empath	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Familiar Weight: +5, Experience (familiar): +2, Meat Drop: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-04"
9005	wobbly horrifying Tesla crafty fish hatchet of horror	0		Maximum MP: +10, Spooky Damage: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-04"
9006	jittery coward's clever forbidden stylish tunac	0		Moxie: +25, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Maximum MP: +20, Monster Level: -20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-04"
9007	fishin' pole	0		Last Available: "2016-04"
9008	activated energized wriggling worm	0		Effect: "Wintry Breath", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2016-04"
9009	hand-crafted bottle of Fishhead 900-Day IPA	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2016-04"
9010	oxidized quantum red high-test fishing line	0		Effect: "Memories of Puppy Love", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2016-04"
9011	avaricious fishin' hat	0		Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2016-04"
9012	mirror Trout Fishing in Loathing	0		Skill: "Astute Angler", Last Available: "2016-04"
9013	blurry sharpshooter's sonar fishfinder	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Last Available: "2016-04"
9014	luxury fly-tying workbench	0		Fishing Skill: +10, Last Available: "2016-04"
9015	tumbling tacklebox	0		Fishing Skill: +5, Last Available: "2016-04"
9016	squat disconnected intergnat	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-05"
9017	viral video	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9018	twirling internet point	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9019	meme generator	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9020	fuchsia plus one	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9021	adequate gallon of milk	4	good	Last Available: "2016-05"
9022	blue print screen button	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9023	narrow screencapped monster	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9024	spinning shaking daily dungeon malware	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9025	blurry infinite BACON machine	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9026	First Post shirt package	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9027	inspector's lion tamer's experienced First Post shirt - Cir Senam	0		Experience: +2, Experience (familiar): +2, Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2016-05"
9028	narrow fuchsia high-speed upgrade	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2016-05"
9029	squat fuchsia no spoon	0		
9030	enchanted delicious gray star salad	4	awesome	Effect: "Ooh, Bitter!", Effect Duration: 45
9031	Thwaitgold moth statuette	0		
9032	low-calorie adequate jittery bowl of Tastee-Wheet&trade;	1	good	
9033	mirror Source terminal	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-06"
9034	purple Source essence	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9035	jumbo moldy gray browser cookie	5	crappy	Last Available: "2016-06"
9036	hand-crafted hacked gibson	3	super EPIC	Last Available: "2016-06"
9037	bouncing rosy-cheeked Source shades	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2016-06"
9038	software bug	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9039	missing semicolon	0		Familiar Weight: +11
9040	purple Source terminal PRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9041	pulsating lime green Source terminal GRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9042	shaking Source terminal SPAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9043	Source terminal CRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9044	pulsating Source terminal DRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9045	narrow gray jittery Source terminal TRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9046	shaking Source terminal INGRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9047	Source terminal DIAGRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9048	pulsating Source terminal ASHRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9049	Source terminal SCRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9050	Source terminal TRIGRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9051	mirror Source terminal file: substats.enh	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9052	Source terminal file: damage.enh	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9053	teal pulsating Source terminal file: critical.enh	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9054	Source terminal file: protect.enq	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9055	olive Source terminal file: stats.enq	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9056	Source terminal file: compress.edu	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9057	huge Source terminal file: duplicate.edu	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9058	ghostly Source terminal file: portscan.edu	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9059	lime green Source terminal file: turbo.edu	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9060	maroon Source terminal file: familiar.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9061	wobbly Source terminal file: pram.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9062	skewed Source terminal file: gram.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9063	Source terminal file: spam.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9064	Source terminal file: cram.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9065	Source terminal file: dram.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9066	Source terminal file: tram.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9067	mirror pill	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9068	blinking family-friendly reassuring nippy stiffened plastic detective badge	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Cold Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +1, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2016-07"
9069	executive frightening chilly therapeutic bronze detective badge	0		Cold Damage: +5, Spooky Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +40, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2016-07"
9070	tumbling prompt Temple Grandin's fortified detective badge of extreme caution	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Monster Level: -25, Familiar Weight: +7, Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2016-07"
9071	red foul-smelling clever beefcake's detective badge of the brute	0		Muscle: +25, Muscle Percent: +30, Maximum MP: +20, Stench Damage: +10, Last Available: "2016-07"
9072	cop dollar	0		Last Available: "2016-07"
9073	tumbling detective school application	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-07"
9074	purple gravedigger's coward's savvy detective roscoe	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Monster Level: -20, Spooky Damage: +10, Last Available: "2016-07"
9075	enhanced dry wobbly shaking shoe gum	0		Effect: "Aspect of the GravyPlum Fairy", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2016-07"
9076	huge pulsating wool sinister beefcake's noir fedora	0		Muscle: +25, Spell Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2016-07"
9077	Van der Graaf medical-grade beefy trench coat	0		Muscle: +10, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2016-07"
9078	irresponsibly strong artisanal Falcon&trade; Maltese Liquor	10	EPIC	Last Available: "2016-07"
9079	rotten snack-sized hardboiled egg	2	crappy	Last Available: "2016-07"
9080	blinking detective tattoo	0		Last Available: "2016-07"
9081	mirror DIY protonic accelerator kit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-08"
9082	medical-grade hale ruddy personal trainer's slick protonic accelerator pack of the sewer	0		Moxie: +10, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Maximum HP: +20, Stench Damage: +25, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Shoot Ghost", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Trap Ghost", Last Available: "2016-08"
9083	skewed blue almost-dead walkie-talkie	0		Last Available: "2016-08"
9084	beefy Adventurer bobblehead	0		Muscle: +10, Last Available: "2016-11"
9085	psychokinetic energy blob	0		Last Available: "2016-08"
9086	scandalous Sinatra's bindle	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Sleaze Damage: +5, Last Available: "2016-08"
9087	jittery blurry chilly brainy fleshy lump	0		Mysticality: +5, Cold Damage: +5, Last Available: "2016-08"
9088	yellow upside-down wool mansplainer's smoldering bagel punch	0		Monster Level: +15, Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2016-08"
9089	twirling gray forbidden brawny ghostly reins	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-08"
9090	gray derringer of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Last Available: "2016-08"
9091	banded Mr. Screege's spectacles	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Single Equip, Drops Meat, Last Available: "2016-08"
9092	medical-grade Spookyraven signet of the cougar of the brute	0		Moxie: +20, Muscle Percent: +30, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-08"
9093	sharpshooter's Newton's tie-dyed fannypack	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-08"
9094	auspicious supercool burnt snowpants	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Item Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "1.5xPotato, cap 25", Last Available: "2016-08"
9095	jittery banded standards and practices guide	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Censorious Lecture", Last Available: "2016-08"
9096	Van der Graaf Carpathian longsword of the ox of the empath	0		Muscle: +20, Familiar Weight: +5, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2016-08"
9097	fortified grievous Liam's mail of the sweet-tooth	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Damage Absorption: +60, Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2016-08"
9098	rosewater-soaked Jack Frost's Unfortunato's foolscap of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2016-08"
9099	Thwaitgold cockroach statuette	0		
9100	rad	0		
9101	purification tablet	0		
9102	Wrist-Boy of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20
9103	red Dear Past Self Package	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-09"
9104	jittery Time-Spinner	0		Last Available: "2016-09"
9105	pulsating compounded experience	0		Last Available: "2016-09"
9106	Rad-B-Gone (1 lb.)	0		
9107	double-diffused energized Rad-Pro (1 oz.)	0		Effect: "Hot Hands", Effect Duration: 65
9108	maroon lead umbrella	0		
9109	tarnished pulsating Shrieking Weasel holo-record	0		Effect: "Springy Fusilli", Effect Duration: 12
9110	pressed aerosolized narrow Power-Guy 2000 holo-record	0		Effect: "Hennaliciousness", Effect Duration: 51
9111	cold-filtered Lucky Strikes holo-record	0		Effect: "Punchy, Murdery", Effect Duration: 16
9112	enhanced jittery ghostly EMD holo-record	0		Effect: "Shortened", Effect Duration: 62
9113	deionized colloidal skewed Superdrifter holo-record	0		Effect: "A View to Some Meat", Effect Duration: 14
9114	double-anodized dry The Pigs holo-record	0		Effect: "Weird Flavor", Effect Duration: 29
9115	modified modified fuchsia Drunk Uncles holo-record	0		Effect: "Wet and Greedy", Effect Duration: 33
9116	cyan time residue	0		Last Available: "2016-09"
9117	Jack Frost's repaid diaper	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50
9118	Riker's Search History	0		Last Available: "2016-09"
9119	watered-down perfectly mixed upside-down Shot of Kardashian Gin	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2016-09"
9120	occult Unstable Pointy Ears	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-09"
9121	Memory Disk, Alpha	0		Last Available: "2016-09"
9122	Tea, Earl Grey, Hot	1	decent	Last Available: "2016-09"
9123	School of Hard Knocks Diploma	0		
9124	mirror baby bark scorpion	0		
9125	droppable microphone	0		
9126	perfectly mixed unidentified drink	4	EPIC	
9127	medical-grade KoL Con 13 T-shirt of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
9128	mirror steel-toed shellacked experienced discarded swimming trunks	0		Experience: +2, Damage Reduction: 16
9129	vacuum-sealed non-chilled lime green diluted makeup	0		Effect: "Jawin'", Effect Duration: 61
9130	non-pressed denatured bouncing charisma potion	0		Effect: "Here to Kick Ass", Effect Duration: 20
9131	pulsating extremely confusing manual	0		
9132	dog trainer's brawny pistol	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Experience (familiar): +1
9133	KoL Con 13 snowglobe	0		Drops Items, Last Available: "2016-10"
9134	normal fancy leftover pasty	4	good	Effect: "The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder", Effect Duration: 15
9135	boozy drinkable very whiskey	5	good	
9136	li'l orphan tot	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-10"
9137	li'l knight costume	0		All Attributes: +15, Last Available: "2016-10"
9138	ghostly li'l unicorn costume	0		Adventures: +5, PvP Fights: +5, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9139	li'l candy corn costume	0		All Resistance: +5, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9140	jittery li'l ninja costume	0		Item Drop: +150, Lasts Until Rollover, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9141	jittery li'l pirate costume	0		Meat Drop: +300, Lasts Until Rollover, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9142	li'l clown costume	0		Experience: +15, Lasts Until Rollover, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9143	li'l robot costume	0		Experience: +10, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9144	blue li'l eyeball costume	0		Combat Rate: -10, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9145	li'l liberty costume	0		Item Drop: +100, Meat Drop: +200, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9146	energized anodized hoarded candy wad	0		Effect: "Third Based", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2016-10"
9147	warmed Prunets	0		Effect: "Abyssal Tears", Effect Duration: 51
9148	pulsating Twitching Television Tattoo	0		
9149	huge baby scorpion	0		Familiar Weight: +10
9150	quadruple-warmed extra-denatured invisible string	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Effect: "Disdain of She-Who-Was", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2016-10"
9151	ionized gray invisible seam ripper	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Effect: "Tiki Thoughtfulness", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2016-10"
9152	blinking li'l ghost costume	0		Initiative: +100, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9153	decent tiny pulsating raw sweet potato	1	good	Last Available: "2016-11"
9154	adequate raw beans	3	good	Last Available: "2016-11"
9155	snack-sized delicious raw stuffing	2	awesome	Last Available: "2016-11"
9156	bland raw cranberry sauce	3	decent	Last Available: "2016-11"
9157	decent raw turkey	4	good	Last Available: "2016-11"
9158	decent raw mincemeat	3	good	Last Available: "2016-11"
9159	massive stale raw potato	10	decent	Last Available: "2016-11"
9160	bland raw gravy	4	decent	Last Available: "2016-11"
9161	bland bite-sized raw bread	1	decent	Last Available: "2016-11"
9162	wobbly asbestos-lined horrifying mini-marshmallow dispenser	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2016-11"
9163	red auspicious friendly deadly glass casserole dish	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Familiar Weight: +3, Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2016-11"
9164	olive stuffing fluffer	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9165	Jack Frost's can opener of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2016-11"
9166	pickled green turkey blaster	1		Effect: "[1609]Dancin' Fool", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2016-11"
9167	Tesla cool glass pie plate	0		Moxie: +5, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2016-11"
9168	hardy potato masher of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Maximum HP: +50, Last Available: "2016-11"
9169	jittery gravy boat	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9170	spinning bread mold	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9171	small normal blurry sweet potatoes	2	good	Last Available: "2016-11"
9172	bland bean casserole	4	decent	Last Available: "2016-11"
9173	half-sized adequate baked stuffing	2	good	Last Available: "2016-11"
9174	moldy cranberry cylinder	3	crappy	Last Available: "2016-11"
9175	decent thanksgiving turkey	4	good	Last Available: "2016-11"
9176	bland miniature mince pie	2	decent	Last Available: "2016-11"
9177	decent snack-sized enchanted mashed potatoes	2	good	Effect: "Cock of the Walk", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2016-11"
9178	enchanted bland diet fuchsia warm gravy	1	decent	Effect: "Experimental Effect G-9", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2016-11"
9179	moldy bread roll	4	crappy	Last Available: "2016-11"
9180	normal leftovers	3	good	Last Available: "2016-11"
9181	small delicious leftovers sandwich	2	awesome	Last Available: "2016-11"
9182	maroon Eldritch Intellect: Journey into a Mind of Horror	0		Skill: "Eldritch Intellect"
9183	cornucopia	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9184	megacopia	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9185	pilgrim hat	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9186	fuchsia packet of thanksgarden seeds	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9187	squat cashew	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9188	blue bomb of unknown origin	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9189	mirror wobbly Granny Tood's Thanksgarden Catalog	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-11"
9190	huge eldritch effluvium	0		
9191	warmed aerosolized blinking teal eldritch concentrate	0		Effect: "Sewer-Drenched", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2016-11"
9192	extra-dry mediocre eldritch extract	5	decent	Last Available: "2016-11"
9193	red miser's Official Council Aide Pin of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2016-11"
9194	practically non-alcoholic artisanal eldritch distillate	1	super ultra mega EPIC	Last Available: "2016-11"
9195	distilled blinking eldritch essence	1		Last Available: "2016-11"
9196	wool Science Notebook	0		Cold Resistance: +1
9197	flame-wreathed eldritch hat of courage of the detective	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +3, Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2016-11"
9198	Herculean eldritch pants of Tarzan of Flo-Jo	0		Experience (Muscle): 4, Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2016-11"
9199	watered-down tolerable purple eldritch elixir	2	good	Last Available: "2016-11"
9200	inspector's Quartet of Flare Masters Jacket of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2016-11", Rollover Effect Duration: 1
9201	lump of not really wriggling eldritch matter	0		
9202	tumbling lime green Adventurer's Kit	0		
9203	upside-down Build-a-City Gingerbread kit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-12"
9204	jittery counterfeit city	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9205	sprinkles	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9206	blurry shaking The Gingerbread Vigilante's Handbook	0		Skill: "Licorice Rope", Last Available: "2016-12"
9207	upside-down ball and chain of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Sprinkle Drop: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9208	pulsating candy dog collar	0		Sprinkle Drop: +25, Last Available: "2016-12"
9209	shellacked gingerbread tophat	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Last Available: "2016-12"
9210	spinning lion tamer's gingerbread waistcoat	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Last Available: "2016-12"
9211	tumbling veiny gingerbread trousers	0		Maximum HP: +10, Last Available: "2016-12"
9212	ghostly chaotic extremely unsafe candy dress shoes of the dark arts	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9213	veiny razor-sharp candy necktie of the early riser	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Maximum HP: +10, Adventures: +7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9214	curative veiny dangerous chocolate pocketwatch	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Maximum HP: +10, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9215	broken chocolate pocketwatch	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9216	mirror interesting clod of dirt	0		
9217	gingerbread restraining order	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9218	red sprinkle-begging cup	0		Sprinkle Drop: +50, Last Available: "2016-12"
9219	moldy animal part cracker	3	crappy	Last Available: "2016-12"
9220	acceptable enchanted boozy twirling gingerbread wine	5	good	Effect: "Fishy Fortification", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2016-12"
9221	small adequate tumbling blue gingerbread mug	2	good	Last Available: "2016-12"
9222	clever gingerbread mask	0		Maximum MP: +20, Last Available: "2016-12"
9223	double-paned Lo Pan's wholesome gingerservo	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Cold Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9224	quantum ionized skewed tainted icing	0		Effect: "Far Out", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2016-12"
9225	lightning-fast gingerbeard	0		Initiative: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9226	gingerbread smartphone	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9227	pulsating supercharged rosy-cheeked gingerbread hoodie	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Sprinkle Drop: +15, Last Available: "2016-12"
9228	skewed forbidden gingerbread pistol of vim and vigor	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2016-12"
9229	groovy marzipan briefcase	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Item Drop: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-12"
9230	squat electrified creme brulee torch	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-12"
9231	electrified candy crowbar	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-12"
9232	purple family-friendly lion tamer's candy screwdriver	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2016-12"
9233	gingerbread dog treat	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9234	wobbly lightning-fast pumpkin spice candle	0		Initiative: +40, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-12"
9235	liquefied concentrated gingerbread spice latte	0		Effect: "Fancy Feasted", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2016-12"
9236	family-friendly reassuring gingerbread gavel	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2016-12"
9237	gingerbread cigarette	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9238	twirling gingerbread moneybag	0		Sprinkle Drop: +25, Last Available: "2016-12"
9239	acceptable narrow ginger beer	3	good	Last Available: "2016-12"
9240	tumbling spare chocolate parts	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9241	concentrated maroon industrial frosting	0		Effect: "Cuts Like a Lightly-Buttered Knife", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2016-12"
9242	ionized jittery fake cocktail	0		Effect: "Sepia Tan", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2016-12"
9243	practically non-alcoholic aged spinning high-end ginger wine	1	awesome	Last Available: "2016-12"
9244	Newton's plastic bad vibe	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Last Available: "2016-12"
9245	bouncing stylish plastic angry vikings	0		Moxie: +25, Last Available: "2016-12"
9246	plastic Knows About Chakras of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2016-12"
9247	dangerous plastic Your Brain	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Last Available: "2016-12"
9248	baleful plastic Krampus	0		Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2016-12"
9249	flattened denatured Inner Wisdom	0		Effect: "Egg Burps", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2016-12"
9250	non-nitrogenated shaking Inner Strength	0		Effect: "Slimed Stomach", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2016-12"
9251	ionized Inner Truth	0		Effect: "The Power of Positive Thinking", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2016-12"
9252	half-sized adequate spiritual candy cane	2	good	Last Available: "2016-12"
9253	acceptable weak spiritual eggnog	2	good	Last Available: "2016-12"
9254	gigantic stale spiritual fruitcake	10	decent	Last Available: "2016-12"
9255	rotten jumbo green spiritual gingerbread	5	crappy	Last Available: "2016-12"
9256	chocolate puppy	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9257	mirror chocolate leash	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Last Available: "2016-12"
9258	My Life of Crime, a Memoir	0		Skill: "Gingerbread Mob Hit", Last Available: "2016-12"
9259	Pop Art: a Guide	0		Skill: "Fifteen Minutes of Flame", Last Available: "2016-12"
9260	No Hats as Art	0		Skill: "Ceci N'Est Pas Un Chapeau", Last Available: "2016-12"
9261	Rethinking Candy	0		Skill: "Sweet Synthesis", Last Available: "2016-12"
9262	fruit-leather negatives	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9263	gingerbread blackmail photos	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9264	jittery briefcase full of sprinkles	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9265	narrow teethpick	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9266	electrified squat rock candy	0		Effect: "Heart of Orange", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2016-12"
9267	normal green-iced sweet roll	4	good	Last Available: "2016-12"
9268	jittery sugar raygun	0		Sprinkle Drop: +50, Last Available: "2016-12"
9269	spinning chocolate sculpture	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9270	no hat	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-12"
9271	chakra sludge	0		
9272	negative lump	0		
9273	narrow rosewater-soaked smooth Third Eye	0		Moxie: +15, Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2016-12"
9274	Annie Oakley's curative Krampus Horn	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9275	spoiled hambrosier	3	crappy	Last Available: "2016-12"
9276	mediocre chakra-mental wine	3	decent	Last Available: "2016-12"
9277	activated electrified chakra malt	0		Effect: "Sensation", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2016-12"
9278	jumbo decent Black Angus blackburger	5	good	Last Available: "2016-12"
9279	weak bad brandy	2	decent	Last Available: "2016-12"
9280	alkaline nitrogenated potion of spiritual gunkifying	0		Effect: "Cheered Up", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2016-12"
9281	medical-grade bad vibroknife of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2016-12"
9282	Jim Carey's groovy crystal belt buckle	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Monster Level: +25, Last Available: "2016-12"
9283	manspreader's wicked saffron antaravasaka	0		Spell Damage: +5, Monster Level: +10, Last Available: "2016-12"
9284	Jack Frost's deadly saffron uttarasanga	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2016-12"
9285	Lump-Stacking for Beginners	0		Skill: "Stack Lumps", Last Available: "2016-12"
9286	eternal knot tattoo	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9287	pet bad vibe	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9288	gallstone	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2016-12"
9289	bouncing sinister Uncle Crimbo's hat of courage of bravery	0		Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: 8, Last Available: "2016-12", Rollover Effect Duration: 100
9290	rotten narrow Eldritch snap	3	crappy	Last Available: "2017-01"
9291	boiled wobbly fuchsia hot jelly	1		Last Available: "2017-01"
9292	twisted skewed tumbling jelly	1		Last Available: "2017-01"
9293	modified jelly	1		Last Available: "2017-01"
9294	mixed sleaze jelly	1		Last Available: "2017-01"
9295	powdered stench jelly	1		Last Available: "2017-01"
9296	space planula	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-01"
9297	rotten red toast with hot jelly	4	crappy	Last Available: "2017-01"
9298	moldy super-sized toast with jelly	5	crappy	Last Available: "2017-01"
9299	rotten bite-sized toast with jelly	1	crappy	Last Available: "2017-01"
9300	adequate toast with sleaze jelly	3	good	Last Available: "2017-01"
9301	decent huge toast with stench jelly	6	good	Last Available: "2017-01"
9302	space jellybicycle	0		Familiar Weight: +5
9303	lime green hopeful candle	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-01"
9304	twirling olive pewter candlestick	0		Familiar Weight: +10
9305	ghostly sizzling dance instructor's wax hand	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Hot Damage: +10, Last Available: "2017-01"
9306	steel-toed candle of bravery	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Spooky Resistance: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-01"
9307	flavorless wax pancake	3	decent	Last Available: "2017-01"
9308	toasty medical-grade wax face	0		Hot Damage: +5, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2017-01"
9309	perfectly mixed weak spinning wax booze	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-01"
9310	glob of melted wax	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
9311	dehydrated sea jelly	1		Last Available: "2017-01"
9312	super-sized normal sea truffle	5	good	Last Available: "2017-01"
9313	tarnished luggage key	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
9314	lime green crushed steamer trunk	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
9315	censurious recovered cufflinks	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-01"
9316	wobbly heart-shaped crate	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-02"
9317	enhanced LOV Elixir #3	0		Effect: "Got Your Boots On", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2017-02"
9318	polarized pulsating LOV Elixir #6	0		Effect: "You Know When to Walk Away", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2017-02"
9319	modified corrupted wobbly mirror LOV Elixir #9	0		Effect: "Dirty Pear", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2017-02"
9320	ghostly Rosewater's stylish strapping LOV Eardigan	0		Muscle: +5, Moxie: +25, Mysticality Percent: +30, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-02"
9321	curative arcane researcher's weightlifter's LOV Epaulettes	0		Muscle: +15, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-02"
9322	upside-down scandalous energetic LOV Earrings of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Sleaze Damage: +5, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-02"
9323	narrow spinning LOV Enamorang	0		Last Available: "2017-02"
9324	LOV Emotionizer	0		Last Available: "2017-02"
9325	LOV Extraterrestrial Chocolate	0		Last Available: "2017-02"
9326	altered red LOV Echinacea Bouquet	1		Effect: "Bestial Sympathy", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2017-02"
9327	supercool LOV Elephant	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Last Available: "2017-02"
9328	bouncing eldritch scanner of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2017-02"
9329	modified chilled eldritch alignment spray	0		Effect: "Bananas!", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2017-02"
9330	LOV Entrance Pass	0		Last Available: "2017-02"
9331	shaking family-friendly Jeselnik's personal trainer's eldritch hammer	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Sleaze Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2017-01"
9332	diet adequate eldritch mushroom	1	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9333	eldritch ichor	0		
9334	rotten special eldritch mushroom pizza	3	crappy	Effect: "Gutterminded", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2017-03"
9335	eldritch tincture	0		Skill: "Evoke Eldritch Horror", Last Available: "2017-02"
9336	eldritch tincture (depleted)	0		Skill: "Evoke Eldritch Horror", Last Available: "2017-02"
9337	improved irradiated upside-down twirling eldritch rub	0		Effect: "Filled with Magic", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2017-02"
9338	ghostly HP-35 Calculator	0		
9339	Silver HP-35 Calculator	0		
9340	Golden HP-35 Calculator	0		
9341	Platinum HP-35 Calculator	0		
9342	Diamond HP-35 Calculator	0		
9343	tumbling bottlecap	0		
9344	pulsating discarded button	0		
9345	gray Gummi-Memory	0		
9346	Thwaitgold amoeba statuette	0		
9347	pickled grasshopper	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9348	bottle of an&iacute;s	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9349	bottle of novelty hot sauce	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9350	elemental sugarcube	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9351	peppermint sprig	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9352	wobbly bottle of clam juice	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9353	cocktail mushroom	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9354	shot of granola liqueur	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9355	can of cherry-flavored sterno	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9356	tumbling ghostly lump of ichor	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9357	bottle of gregnadigne	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9358	bottle of Cr&egrave;me de Fugu	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9359	olive baby oil shooter	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9360	blinking fish head	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9361	limepatch	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9362	pile of dirt	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9363	slime shooter	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9364	imaginary lemon	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9365	weak lousy fancy literal grasshopper	2	decent	Effect: "Punch Another Day", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2017-03"
9366	aged double entendre	4	awesome	Last Available: "2017-03"
9367	drinkable Phlegethon	4	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9368	distilled artisanal Siberian sunrise	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9369	practically non-alcoholic aged mentholated wine	1	awesome	Last Available: "2017-03"
9370	artisanal watered-down blue low tide martini	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9371	acceptable shroomtini	3	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9372	perfectly mixed morning dew	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9373	artisanal whiskey squeeze	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9374	mediocre practically non-alcoholic great fashioned	1	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9375	acceptable special Gnomish sagngria	4	good	Effect: "Indescribable Flavor", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2017-03"
9376	acceptable vodka stinger	3	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9377	mediocre extremely slippery nipple	3	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9378	aged piscatini	4	awesome	Last Available: "2017-03"
9379	bad mirror Churchill	3	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9380	acceptable soilzerac	4	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9381	artisanal London frog	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9382	tolerable blinking nothingtini	3	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9383	lousy watered-down eighth plague	2	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9384	mediocre single entendre	4	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9385	drinkable upside-down reverse Tantalus	3	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9386	watered-down acceptable elemental caipiroska	2	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9387	irresponsibly strong hand-crafted Feliz Navidad	9	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9388	watered-down mediocre wobbly Bloody Nora	2	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9389	tolerable fancy moreltini	3	good	Effect: "Gamer Rage", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2017-03"
9390	enchanted bad hell in a bucket	3	decent	Effect: "Kissed By Fire", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2017-03"
9391	drinkable Newark	3	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9392	mediocre upside-down R'lyeh	3	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9393	tolerable fancy Gnollish sangria	4	good	Effect: "Well Owl Be!", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2017-03"
9394	perfectly mixed vodka barracuda	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9395	extra-dry hand-crafted Mysterious Island iced tea	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9396	lousy drive-by shooting	3	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9397	practically non-alcoholic lousy gunner's daughter	1	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9398	hand-crafted dirt julep	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9399	artisanal watered-down Simepore slime	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9400	tolerable spinning Phil Collins	4	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9401	shaking unpowered Robortender	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-03"
9402	blurry toggle switch (Bartend)	0		Familiar Weight: +5
9403	toggle switch (Bounce)	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Equips On: "Robortender"
9404	blinking Spacegate access badge	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-04"
9405	filter helmet	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9406	exo-servo leg braces	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9407	rad cloak	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9408	gate transceiver	0		Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9409	high-friction boots	0		Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9410	Spacegate Research	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9411	alien rock sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9412	squat alien gemstone	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9413	geological sample kit	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9414	botanical sample kit	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9415	adequate low-calorie edible alien plant bit	1	good	Last Available: "2017-04"
9416	spinning alien plant fibers	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9417	lime green alien plant sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9418	complex alien plant sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9419	fascinating alien plant sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9420	denatured jittery alien plant goo	1		Last Available: "2017-04"
9421	alien plant pod	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9422	blue mirror zoological sample kit	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9423	decent gigantic alien meat	10	good	Last Available: "2017-04"
9424	alien toenails	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9425	upside-down alien zoological sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9426	complex alien zoological sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9427	blurry purple fascinating alien zoological sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9428	dried alien animal goo	1		Last Available: "2017-04"
9429	alien animal milk	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9430	bouncing spant egg casing	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9431	murderbot data core	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9432	cold-filtered pressed alien medicine	0		Effect: "Block-Rockin' Beet", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2017-04"
9433	jumbo tasty alien salad	5	awesome	Last Available: "2017-04"
9434	tolerable watered-down alien booze	2	good	Last Available: "2017-04"
9435	mirror personal trainer's Samson's alien mask of the brazier	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2017-04"
9436	skewed Usain Bolt's chaotic alien spear of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2017-04"
9437	huge twirling clever curative stylish alien blowgun	0		Moxie: +25, Maximum MP: +20, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2017-04"
9438	friendly Jim Carey's weightlifter's alien loincloth	0		Muscle: +15, Monster Level: +25, Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2017-04"
9439	skewed baleful razor-sharp alien totem of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2017-04"
9440	shaking tumbling flame-retardant hardened alien necklace of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Damage Reduction: 3, Hot Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2017-04"
9441	wobbly spant chitin	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9442	mirror spant tendon	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9443	nasty Newton's spants	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Stench Damage: +5, Last Available: "2017-04"
9444	double-paned spant shield of the early riser	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2017-04"
9445	vibrating spant shoulderpads of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-04"
9446	Socratic spant backplate of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Last Available: "2017-04"
9447	Annie Oakley's vibrating spant spear	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Last Available: "2017-04"
9448	murderbot power cell	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9449	murderbot component casing	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9450	pulsating murderbot monofilament	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9451	polymerized squat pulsating murderbot shield unit	0		Effect: "Ironclad", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2017-04"
9452	murderbot live wire	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9453	ghostly perfumed dance instructor's boxer's murderbot mask	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Stench Resistance: +5, Avatar: "Murderbot", Last Available: "2017-04"
9454	irradiated polymerized murderbot spring injector	0		Effect: "Oxygenated Blood", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2017-04"
9455	banded sage murderbot whip	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Damage Absorption: +100, Last Available: "2017-04"
9456	pulsating perfumed Fonzie's murderbot plasma rifle	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Stench Resistance: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "EXTERMINATE SPANT", Last Available: "2017-04"
9457	murderbot memory chip	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9458	bouncing space pirate treasure map	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9459	huge Space Pirate Astrogation Handbook	0		Skill: "Quantum Movement", Last Available: "2017-04"
9460	huge Non-Euclidean Finance	0		Skill: "5-D Earning Potential", Last Available: "2017-04"
9461	Peek-a-Boo!	0		Skill: "Object Quasi-Permanence", Last Available: "2017-04"
9462	Procrastinator locker key	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9463	Space Baby children's book	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9464	Space Baby bawbaw	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9465	skewed Spacegate	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9466	adequate jumbo blurry Aldebaran sardines	5	good	Last Available: "2017-04"
9467	mediocre special ghostly Centauri fish wine	4	decent	Effect: "Bootyliciousness", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2017-04"
9468	powdered green oxygen	1		Last Available: "2017-04"
9469	frosty cool Spacegate scientist's insignia	0		Moxie: +5, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-04", Rollover Effect Duration: 30
9470	studded Spacegate military insignia of the sewer	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Stench Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-04", Rollover Effect Duration: 30
9471	chilly occult Spacegate diplomat's insignia of the early riser	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Cold Damage: +5, Adventures: +7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-04"
9472	Spacegate emergency disintegrator	0		Skill: "Disintegrate", Last Available: "2017-04"
9473	Spacegate Initiative tattoo unit	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9474	rotten alien sandwich	3	crappy	Last Available: "2017-04"
9475	glitched malware	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
9476	diffused Spant eggs	0		Effect: "Jammin'", Effect Duration: 63
9477	Spacegate (open)	0		Lasts Until Rollover
9478	huge New-You Club Membership Form	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-05"
9479	quantum narrow squat gray Daily Affirmation: Always be Collecting	0		Effect: "Sticky Fingers", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2017-05"
9480	pressed Daily Affirmation: Think Win-Lose	0		Effect: "Go-Gone", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2017-05"
9481	unsweetened chilled squat Daily Affirmation: Be Superficially interested	0		Effect: "Good with the Ladies", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2017-05"
9482	concentrated skewed Daily Affirmation: Adapt to Change Eventually	0		Effect: "Aries Rising", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2017-05"
9483	dry quantum Daily Affirmation: Be a Mind Master	0		Effect: "Virgo Rising", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2017-05"
9484	warmed blue narrow Daily Affirmation: Work For Hours a Week	0		Effect: "Highland Sheen", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2017-05"
9485	altered anodized bouncing Daily Affirmation: Keep Free Hate in your Heart	0		Effect: "Dreadful Chill", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2017-05"
9486	bland Affirmation Cookie	3	decent	Last Available: "2017-05"
9487	jittery License To Kill	0		
9488	Thwaitgold bug statuette	0		
9489	Victor's Spoils	0		
9490	corrupted improved Threatening Missive	0		Effect: "Mistified", Effect Duration: 27
9491	Targeted Plague Vector	0		
9492	suspicious package	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-06"
9493	family-friendly strapping Kremlin's Greatest Briefcase of the bloodbag	0		Muscle: +5, Maximum HP: +100, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "KGB tranquilizer dart", Last Available: "2017-06"
9494	mediocre watered-down basic martini	2	decent	Last Available: "2017-06"
9495	drinkable practically non-alcoholic improved martini	1	good	Last Available: "2017-06"
9496	bad weak maroon splendid martini	2	decent	Last Available: "2017-06"
9497	exploding cigar	0		Last Available: "2017-06"
9498	can of Minions-Be-Gone	0		Last Available: "2017-06"
9499	narrow tattoo gun	0		Last Available: "2017-06"
9500	bouncing gun	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-06"
9501	gum	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-06"
9502	tumbling rosy-cheeked hardened smartaleck's plastic gundam	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Damage Reduction: 3, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2017-06"
9503	blue License to Chill	0		Last Available: "2017-07"
9504	upside-down Celsius 233	0		Skill: "Eternal Flame", Last Available: "2017-06"
9505	Celsius 233 (singed)	0		Skill: "Eternal Flame", Last Available: "2017-06"
9506	Lazenby's Life Lesson	0		Free Pull
9507	spinning LI-11 Motor Pool voucher	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-07"
9508	Asdon Martin keyfob (on ring)	0		Last Available: "2017-07"
9509	L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate	0		
9510	lime green shaking Dust bunny	0		
9511	Pocket Meteor Guide	0		Last Available: "2017-08"
9512	Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed)	0		Last Available: "2017-08"
9513	narrow Meteorite-Ade	0		Last Available: "2017-08"
9514	rotten shaking meteoreo	3	crappy	Last Available: "2017-08"
9515	drinkable meadeorite	3	good	Last Available: "2017-08"
9516	meteoroid	0		Last Available: "2017-08"
9517	greasy slick meteortarboard of courage	0		Moxie: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2017-08"
9518	deadly Sinatra's meteorite guard of the storm	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Weapon Damage: +5, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2017-08"
9519	chilly Fonzie's meteorb	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Cold Damage: +5, Lantern: 1, Lantern Element: "Hot", Last Available: "2017-08"
9520	veiny asteroid belt of the businessman	0		Maximum HP: +10, Meat Drop: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-08"
9521	twirling baleful Newton's meteorthopedic shoes of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-08"
9522	fireproof shooting morning star of chilblains of the cheetah	0		Cold Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +3, Initiative: +60, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-08"
9523	meteoroid	0		Last Available: "2017-08"
9524	purple meteor shower cap	0		Familiar Weight: +5
9525	Thwaitgold time fly statuette	0		
9526	perfectly fair coin	0		Last Available: "2017-11"
9527	Horsery contract	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-08"
9528	tumbling corked genie bottle	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-09"
9529	genie bottle	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9530	healthy arcane researcher's blessed rustproof +2 gray dragon scale mail of temperance	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2023-09"
9531	pony: Dusk Shiny	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9532	spinning pony: Shutterfly	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9533	huge pulsating pony: Pearjack	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9534	pony: Uniquity	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9535	cyan pony: Rosey Cake	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9536	blurry pony: Spectrum Dash	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9537	pocket wish	0		Last Available: "2023-09"
9538	dropped scrap of paper	0		
9539	hunk of granite	0		
9540	shovelful of dirt	0		
9541	shaking upside-down xo-skeleton-in-a-box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-10"
9542	exo-xo-skeleton-skeleton	0		Familiar Weight: +5
9543	huge X	0		Last Available: "2017-10"
9544	O	0		Last Available: "2017-10"
9545	watered-down perfectly mixed ghostly DUFRESNE Suds	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-09"
9546	zippy mafia pinky ring of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Initiative: +20, Single Equip
9547	tolerable weak flask of port	2	good	
9548	lime green asbestos-lined careful contract enforcement stick	0		Monster Level: -10, Hot Resistance: +5
9549	flavorless miniature Hide-rox&trade; cookie	2	decent	Last Available: "2017-10"
9550	practically non-alcoholic acceptable upside-down jug of booze	1	good	Last Available: "2017-10"
9551	enhanced wet pair of candy glasses	0		Effect: "Booze Goozles", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2017-10"
9552	corrupted super-diffused temporary X tattoos	0		Effect: "Glo-Face", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2017-10"
9553	powdered glyph of athleticism	1		Last Available: "2017-10"
9554	pulsating pair of scissors	0		Last Available: "2017-10"
9555	tarnished diffused new habit	0		Effect: "EVISCERATE!", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2017-10"
9556	bridge truss	0		Last Available: "2017-10"
9557	wool hardy razor-sharp pearl necklace	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Maximum HP: +50, Cold Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-10"
9558	amorphous blob	0		Last Available: "2017-11"
9559	X	0		Last Available: "2017-11"
9560	O	0		Last Available: "2017-11"
9561	shaking amorphous blob	0		Last Available: "2017-11"
9562	wholesome brawny protection stick of incineration of horror	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Spell Damage: +25
9563	liquefied diffused roll of meat	0		Effect: "Smoking like a Bandit", Effect Duration: 30
9564	Da Vinci's slick mafia thumb ring	0		Moxie: +10, Experience (Mysticality): +5, Single Equip
9565	denatured triple-polarized cocoa chondrule	0		Effect: "Tearful, Fearful", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2020-09"
9566	spinning therapeutic mafia middle finger ring of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Show them your ring"
9567	miser's smelly steel drivin' hammer of chilblains of courage	0		Cold Damage: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +3, Meat Drop: +10
9568	piece of steel	0		
9569	electrified wicked mafia pointer finger ring	0		Spell Damage: +5, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Drops Meat
9570	healthy worksite credentials	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Single Equip
9571	Usain Bolt's scandalous Tesla therapeutic negotiatin' hammer	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Initiative: +80, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
9572	pantogram	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-11"
9573	pantogram	0		Last Available: "2017-11"
9574	pantogram pants	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-11"
9575	auspicious clever mafia wedding ring	0		Maximum MP: +20, Item Drop: +10, Single Equip
9576	dog trainer's mafia organizer badge	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Single Equip
9577	mafia filofax	0		
9578	transparent nog	1	decent	Last Available: "2017-12"
9579	small normal unfinished fruitcake	2	good	Last Available: "2017-12"
9580	unsweetened and cracker	0		Effect: "Unrunnable Face", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2017-12"
9581	fancy perfectly mixed neg grog	3	EPIC	Effect: "Texas Elegance", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2017-12"
9582	enchanted normal half double fruitcake	4	good	Effect: "Healthy Blue Glow", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2017-12"
9583	gigantic normal hushed puppy	9	good	Last Available: "2017-12"
9584	big moldy muffled muffuletta	5	crappy	Last Available: "2017-12"
9585	stale small wobbly shushed potatoes	2	decent	Last Available: "2017-12"
9586	teal foul-smelling plastic mime functionary	0		Stench Damage: +10, Last Available: "2017-12"
9587	tumbling steel-toed plastic mime scientist	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Last Available: "2017-12"
9588	shaking toasty plastic mime soldier	0		Hot Damage: +5, Last Available: "2017-12"
9589	sinister plastic mime executive	0		Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2017-12"
9590	upside-down tumbling up-at-dawn plastic The Silent Nightmare	0		Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2017-12"
9591	locked mumming trunk	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-12"
9592	mumming trunk	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9593	squat shaking temperance whiskey	1	decent	Last Available: "2017-11"
9594	ionized wishbone	0		Effect: "Adorable Lookout", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2017-11"
9595	drinkable watered-down lime green Racisto Ruidoso	2	good	Last Available: "2017-11"
9596	earthenware muffin tin	0		
9597	enchanted delicious bran muffin	4	awesome	Effect: "Dreams and Lights", Effect Duration: 5
9598	gigantic decent blueberry muffin	8	good	
9599	silent A	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9600	skewed silent B	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9601	silent C	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9602	silent D	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9603	skewed silent E	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9604	silent F	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9605	silent G	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9606	silent H	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9607	silent I	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9608	silent J	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9609	silent K	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9610	tumbling silent L	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9611	silent M	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9612	silent N	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9613	mirror squat silent O	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9614	blurry silent P	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9615	silent Q	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9616	blue silent R	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9617	silent S	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9618	silent T	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9619	silent U	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9620	silent V	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9621	silent W	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9622	silent X	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9623	silent Y	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9624	silent Z	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9625	crystalline cheer	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9626	squat anti-earplugs	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9627	warehouse key	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9628	mime pocket probe	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9629	drinkable fancy maroon stale cheer wine	4	good	Effect: "Granolarrrgh", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2017-12"
9630	adequate immense tumbling stale Cheer-E-Os	10	good	Last Available: "2017-12"
9631	cheer-o-gram	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9632	blurry therapeutic beefcake's cheerful antler hat	0		Muscle: +25, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2017-12"
9633	wicked cheerful Crimbo sweater of Leguizamo	0		Spell Damage: +5, Monster Level: +20, Last Available: "2017-12"
9634	foul-smelling dance instructor's cheerful pajama pants	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Stench Damage: +10, Last Available: "2017-12"
9635	tumbling The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1	0		Skill: "Silent Hunter", Last Available: "2017-12"
9636	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used)	0		Skill: "Silent Hunter", Last Available: "2017-12"
9637	lime green The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2	0		Skill: "Quiet Determination", Last Available: "2017-12"
9638	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used)	0		Skill: "Quiet Determination", Last Available: "2017-12"
9639	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3	0		Skill: "Quiet Judgement", Last Available: "2017-12"
9640	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used)	0		Skill: "Quiet Judgement", Last Available: "2017-12"
9641	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4	0		Skill: "Silent Treatment", Last Available: "2017-12"
9642	narrow The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used)	0		Skill: "Silent Treatment", Last Available: "2017-12"
9643	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5	0		Skill: "Silent Knife", Last Available: "2017-12"
9644	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used)	0		Skill: "Silent Knife", Last Available: "2017-12"
9645	pulsating The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6	0		Skill: "Quiet Desperation", Last Available: "2017-12"
9646	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used)	0		Skill: "Quiet Desperation", Last Available: "2017-12"
9647	mime eraser	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9648	acceptable fancy boozy upside-down executive mime flask	5	good	Effect: "Hyperoffended", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2017-12"
9649	toothsome ghostly nega-mushroom	3	awesome	Last Available: "2017-12"
9650	aged bouncing shaking fuchsia nega-mushroom wine	3	awesome	Last Available: "2017-12"
9651	modified electrified alkaline Cheer-Up soda	0		Effect: "Black Lung", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2017-12"
9652	adequate half-sized green mime army rations	2	good	Last Available: "2017-12"
9653	bad triple-distilled mime army wine	6	decent	Last Available: "2017-12"
9654	dehydrated wobbly mime army superserum	1		Last Available: "2017-12"
9655	extra-deionized ghostly mime army camouflage kit	0		Effect: "Dweeby", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2017-12"
9656	aromatic sage miming beret	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2017-12"
9657	purple foul-smelling weightlifter's miming shirt	0		Muscle: +15, Stench Damage: +10, Last Available: "2017-12"
9658	prompt healthy miming corduroys	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2017-12"
9659	maroon beefy miming boots of wisdom	0		Muscle: +10, Mysticality: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9660	ghostly miming gloves of the blizzard of the brazier	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9661	blinking God Lobster Egg	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-05"
9662	donated booze	0		
9663	donated food	0		
9664	donated candy	0		
9665	chilled vacuum-sealed narrow spinning digital honeypot	0		Effect: "Heightened Senses", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2025-12"
9666	mime-proof sunglasses	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9667	wobbly mime army insignia (infantry) of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12", Stat Tuning: "Muscle (all)"
9668	Temple Grandin's mime army insignia (intelligence)	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12", Stat Tuning: "Mysticality (all)"
9669	mime army insignia (espionage) of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12", Stat Tuning: "Moxie (all)"
9670	mime army insignia (pyrotechnics)	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9671	jittery mime army insignia (cryonics)	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9672	mime army insignia (psychological warfare)	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9673	blinking blurry mime army insignia (sanitation)	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9674	tumbling mime army insignia (morale)	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9675	narrow chaotic mime army infiltration glove of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9676	mime army shotglass	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9677	bouncing mime army challenge coin	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9678	huge cheer extractor	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9679	tumbling kerosene-soaked skip	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-12"
9680	fireproof skip lid	0		Familiar Weight: +5
9681	spoiled snack-sized extra-toasted half sandwich	2	crappy	Last Available: "2018-12"
9682	hand-crafted weak mulled hobo wine	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2018-12"
9683	purple burning newspaper	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
9684	huge lard-coated Tesla veiny burning paper hat	0		Maximum HP: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-12"
9685	blinking groovy brawny burning cape of the storm	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Moxie Percent: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-12"
9686	blurry wholesome padded burning paper slippers of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Damage Absorption: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-12"
9687	Jim Carey's shellacked burning paper jorts of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Damage Reduction: 7, Monster Level: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-12"
9688	executive sharpshooter's wicked burning paper crane	0		Spell Damage: +5, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Meat Drop: +40, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-12"
9689	January's Garbage Tote (unopened)	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-01"
9690	January's Garbage Tote	0		Last Available: "2018-01"
9691	deceased crimbo tree	0		Breakable, Last Available: "2018-01", Lasts Until Rollover
9692	blurry broken champagne bottle of the wise owl of James Dean	0		Mysticality: +20, Experience (Moxie): +3, Breakable, Last Available: "2018-01", Lasts Until Rollover
9693	jittery crafty tinsel tights of temperance	0		Maximum MP: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2018-01", Lasts Until Rollover
9694	red fireproof therapeutic experienced wad of used tape	0		Experience: +2, Hot Resistance: +3, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2018-01", Lasts Until Rollover
9695	narrow flame-retardant experienced slick cool silent nightlight	0		Moxie: 15, Experience: +2, Hot Resistance: +1, Rollover Effect Duration: 50
9696	modified teal ghostly sweetened reindeer fat	0		Effect: "Loco Motives", Effect Duration: 54
9697	warmed Good 'n' Quiet	0		Effect: "Meadulla Oblongota", Effect Duration: 69
9698	double-wet quadruple-wet cyan hot button candy	0		Effect: "Neutered Nostrils", Effect Duration: 38
9699	bouncing frightening studded beefcake's makeshift garbage shirt	0		Muscle: +25, Damage Absorption: +80, Spooky Damage: +5, Breakable, Last Available: "2018-01", Lasts Until Rollover
9700	olive wool Rosewater's novelty monorail ticket	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Cold Resistance: +1, Rollover Effect Duration: 100
9701	vaporized bouncing pills	1		
9702	vaporized spinning furry pill	1		Effect: "Gutterminded", Effect Duration: 30
9703	modified twirling beefy pill	1		
9704	dehydrated blurry excitement pill	1		
9705	powdered pulsating tumbling purple vitamin G pill	1		Effect: "Saucegoggles", Effect Duration: 30
9706	modified lucky-ish pill	1		Effect: "New Zeal", Effect Duration: 10
9707	dried squat squat dieting pill	1		
9712	Clan Carnival Game	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-02"
9713	tumbling How To Get Bigger Without Really Trying	0		Skill: "Get Big", Last Available: "2018-02"
9714	Illustrated Mating Rituals of the Gallapagos	0		Skill: "Gallapagosian Mating Call", Last Available: "2018-02"
9715	Convincing People You Can See The Future	0		Skill: "Inscrutable Gaze", Last Available: "2018-02"
9716	Love Potions and the Wizards who Mix Them	0		Skill: "Love Mixology", Last Available: "2018-02"
9717	gray They'll Love You In Rhinestones	0		Skill: "Acquire Rhinestones", Last Available: "2018-02"
9718	Silly Little Love Song	0		Skill: "Paul's Passionate Pop Song", Last Available: "2018-02"
9719	tumbling Jeselnik's Sinatra's genie's turbane	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Sleaze Damage: +25, Last Available: "2018-02"
9720	resourceful shellacked genie's scimitar	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Maximum MP: +50, Last Available: "2018-02"
9721	skewed zippy Jim Carey's genie's pants	0		Monster Level: +25, Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2018-02"
9722	gravedigger's electrified genie's bracers	0		Spooky Damage: +10, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2018-02"
9723	fuchsia tumbling grievous wizardly psychic's circlet	0		Mysticality: +25, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2018-02"
9724	razor-sharp beefy psychic's crystal ball	0		Muscle: +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Last Available: "2018-02"
9725	lime green Rosewater's weightlifter's psychic's pslacks	0		Muscle: +15, Mysticality Percent: +30, Last Available: "2018-02"
9726	squat huge psychic's amulet of the dark arts of extreme caution	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Monster Level: -25, Last Available: "2018-02"
9727	rotten gigantic bouncing heart-shaped candy whetstone	7	crappy	Last Available: "2018-02"
9728	stale Swedish massage fish	4	decent	Last Available: "2018-02"
9729	perfectly mixed Third Base	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2018-02"
9730	mediocre Bustle Hustler	3	decent	Last Available: "2018-02"
9731	super-improved adjusted Fabiotion	0		Effect: "Remaining Alive", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2018-02"
9732	wet Bettie page	0		Effect: "Castaway Physique", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2018-02"
9733	oxidized polarized concentrated tonic o' Banderas	0		Effect: "Uncanny Shot", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2018-02"
9734	denatured oxidized heather graham cracker	0		Effect: "Strength of Ten Ettins", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2018-02"
9735	Lolsipop	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9736	huge heart cozy	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9737	eaves droppers	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9738	personal graffiti kit	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9739	Mysterious Red Box	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9740	Mysterious Green Box	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9741	Mysterious Blue Box	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9742	wobbly Mysterious Black Box	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9743	deionized liquefied wobbly rainbow jellybean	0		Effect: "The Rich Get Richer", Effect Duration: 38
9744	modified magnetized mystery lollipop	0		Effect: "Unusual Perspective", Effect Duration: 44
9745	Love Potion #0	0		Effect: "Tainted Love Potion", Effect Duration: 20
9746	warmed shaking rhinestone	0		Effect: "Sated and Furious", Effect Duration: 41
9747	1,960 pok&eacute;dollar bill	0		
9748	metandienone	0		
9749	riboflavin	0		
9750	bronze	0		
9751	piracetam	0		
9752	ultracalcium	0		
9753	olive ginseng	0		
9754	Team Avarice cap of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50
9755	extremely unsafe Team Sloth cap	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100
9756	ghostly Team Wrath cap of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20
9757	cyan Mu cap	0		Item Drop: +5
9758	jittery huge Thwaitgold metabug statuette	0		
9759	shaking Pok&eacute;fam Guide to Capturing All of Them	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-03"
9760	blue packet of tall grass seeds	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9761	ghostly Pok&eacute;-Gro fertilizer	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9762	Globmule	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9763	lime green Bluzzard	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9764	Faux	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9765	tumbling Sledgehamster	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9766	Pimpsqueak	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9767	olive Pillowbug	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9768	red huge Dressage	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9769	Sequestrian	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9770	shaking Carpricorn	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9771	Turpin	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9772	Morphan	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9773	upside-down Cycloney	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9774	Peaclock	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9775	blinking Turtive	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9776	olive Lepardner	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9777	Aiolion	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9778	Waifuton	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9779	purple Gorillape	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9780	upside-down Wendtigo	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9781	Snoutlet	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9782	upside-down Ruffalo	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9783	Vaporpoise	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9784	narrow Ghosprey	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9785	upside-down Straypler	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9786	Flan	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9787	shaking Mustardigrade	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9788	squat Ched	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9789	Gazelleton	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9790	blue Mechamelion	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9791	lime green Bicycle	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9792	Vamprey	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9793	maroon Wullabye	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9794	green Nursine	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9795	lime green blinking Cantelope	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9796	Ungulant	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9797	Caramel	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9798	twirling Oppossum	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9799	Amanitee	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9800	Smashmoth	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9801	Vulgure	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9802	Squib	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9803	blurry Trafikoan	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9804	purple Slotter	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9805	maroon Shudder	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9806	Glamare	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9807	Unspeakachu	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9808	olive Stooper	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9809	jittery Disgeist	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9810	Bowlet	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9811	Cornbeefadon	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9812	narrow fuchsia Mu	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9813	bouncing Glum berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9814	Egnaro berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9815	shaking squat blue Sitrep berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9816	Nadsat berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9817	skewed Jamocha berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9818	spinning squat spinning Tapioc berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9819	Snarf berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9820	Keese berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9821	huge luck incense	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Item Drop: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-03"
9822	shell bell	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-03"
9823	muscle band	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-03"
9824	mirror amulet coin	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Meat Drop: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-03"
9825	razor fang	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-03"
9826	smoke ball	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-03"
9827	rocket	0		
9828	diluted green magnificent oyster egg	1		Effect: "World's Shortest Giant", Effect Duration: 5
9829	mixed blurry brilliant oyster egg	1		
9830	denatured glistening oyster egg	1		
9831	compressed scintillating oyster egg	1		Effect: "It's Soporiffic!", Effect Duration: 30
9832	compressed blue blurry pearlescent oyster egg	1		
9833	mixed bouncing lustrous oyster egg	1		Effect: "Salt Rockin'", Effect Duration: 25
9834	dried gleaming oyster egg	1		Effect: "Hella Tough", Effect Duration: 25
9835	FantasyRealm membership packet	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-04"
9836	FantasyRealm guest pass	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9837	ghostly executive censurious FantasyRealm G. E. M. of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Meat Drop: +40, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9838	Rubee&trade;	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9839	nippy FantasyRealm Warrior's Helm	0		Cold Damage: +10, Last Available: "2018-04"
9840	spinning energetic FantasyRealm Mage's Hat	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2018-04"
9841	FantasyRealm Rogue's Mask of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2018-04"
9842	lump of bauxite	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
9843	fuchsia Jeselnik's beefcake's &quot;Remember the Trees&quot; Shirt of the wise owl	0		Muscle: +25, Mysticality: +20, Sleaze Damage: +25
9844	ghostly FantasyRealm key	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9845	plump mushroom	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9846	tainted marshmallow	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9847	tumbling Chewsick Copperbottom's notes	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9848	LyleCo premium pickaxe	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9849	purple LyleCo premium rope	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9850	My First Art of War	0		Skill: "Army of Toddlers", Last Available: "2018-12"
9851	dragon aluminum ore	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9852	wobbly faerie dust	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9853	pulsating upside-down poisoned druidic s'more	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9854	druidic orb	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9855	to-go brew	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9856	flask of holy water	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9857	magnetized narrow universal antivenin	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Effect: "X-Ray Vision", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2018-04"
9858	LyleCo premium monocle	0		Rubee Drop: 1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9859	LyleCo premium magnifying glass	0		Rubee Drop: 1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9860	FantasyRealm tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9861	LyleCo Contractor's Manual	0		Skill: "Expert Corner-Cutter", Last Available: "2018-04"
9862	huge rotten bouncing FantasyRealm turkey leg	6	crappy	Last Available: "2018-04"
9863	acceptable bouncing FantasyRealm mead	4	good	Last Available: "2018-04"
9864	blurry nasty haunch	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9865	Cheswick Copperbottom's compass	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9866	arrest warrant	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9867	blinking shaking hero's skull	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9868	bouncing lime green grolblin rum	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9869	enchanted decent big druidic s'more	5	good	Effect: "Blessing of the Pervy Noodles", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2018-04"
9870	vaporized blurry sachet of powder	1		Last Available: "2018-04"
9871	artisanal practically non-alcoholic twirling mourning wine	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2018-04"
9872	sanctified cola	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9873	map to the Towering Mountains	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9874	tumbling map to the Mystic Wood	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9875	map to the Putrid Swamp	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9876	wobbly map to the Cursed Village	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9877	pulsating map to the Sprawling Cemetery	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9878	adequate narrow denastified haunch	3	good	Last Available: "2018-04"
9879	smooth bad rum and good cola	4	awesome	Last Available: "2018-04"
9880	irradiated bouncing Potion of Heroism	0		Effect: "Limber as Mortimer", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2018-04"
9881	Jack Frost's manspreader's leggings of the Spider Queen of the glutton	0		Monster Level: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2018-04"
9882	boxer's Master Thief's utility belt of chilblains of incineration	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Cold Damage: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9883	squat cyan ruddy quilted Duke Vampire's regal cloak of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Damage Absorption: +40, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2018-04"
9884	asbestos-lined forbidden Dragonscale breastplate of the blizzard	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2018-04"
9885	executive belt of Ogrekind of the storm of the scaredy-cat	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Monster Level: -15, Meat Drop: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9886	The Ghoul King's ghoulottes of the brazier of the boozehound of the glutton	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Booze Drop: +100, Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2018-04"
9887	huge wool frosty careful nozzle of the Phoenix	0		Monster Level: -10, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2018-04"
9888	wobbly horrifying stiffened smooth the Archwizard's briefs	0		Moxie: +15, Damage Reduction: 1, Spooky Damage: +25, Last Available: "2018-04"
9889	lightning-fast the Ley Incursion's waist of the cougar of Calamity Jane	0		Moxie: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Initiative: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9890	energetic vibrating banded shield of the Skeleton Lord	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Maximum MP Percent: 30, Last Available: "2018-04"
9891	Annie Oakley's ring of the Skeleton Lord of extreme caution of the sweet-tooth	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Monster Level: -25, Candy Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9892	prompt frosty wizardly scepter of the Skeleton Lord	0		Mysticality: +25, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Adventures: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9893	mansplainer's Annie Oakley's Socratic deadfall branch of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Monster Level: +15
9894	red reassuring vibrating hardy brawny Staff of Kitchen Royalty of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Muscle Percent: +20, Maximum HP: +50, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Spooky Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2018-04"
9895	spinning charged druidic orb	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9896	shaking dragon slaying sword	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9897	tumbling twirling notarized arrest warrant	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9898	mediocre two meat muck	3	decent	
9899	spoiled tumbling maroon chocolate Ogre Chieftain	3	crappy	
9900	tasty chocolate &quot;Phoenix&quot;	3	awesome	
9901	small moldy chocolate Spider Queen	2	crappy	
9902	hand-crafted weak hipster cocktail	2	EPIC	
9903	God Lobster's Scepter	0		Equips On: "God Lobster", Familiar Effect: "small fairy/lep", Last Available: "2018-05"
9904	upside-down God Lobster's Ring	0		Equips On: "God Lobster", Familiar Effect: "sombrero", Last Available: "2018-05"
9905	God Lobster's Rod	0		Equips On: "God Lobster", Familiar Effect: "whelp", Last Available: "2018-05"
9906	God Lobster's Robe	0		Equips On: "God Lobster", Familiar Effect: "block", Last Available: "2018-05"
9907	skewed God Lobster's Crown	0		Equips On: "God Lobster", Familiar Effect: "fairy", Last Available: "2018-05"
9908	Dish of Clarified Butter	0		Last Available: "2018-05"
9909	G	0		
9910	Garland of Greatness	0		
9911	wobbly gattoo	0		
9912	A-Boo glue	0		
9913	cyan glued A-Boo clue	0		
9914	cyan crude oil congealer	0		
9915	spoiled gigantic good guava	10	crappy	
9916	perfectly mixed upside-down gin and ginger	4	EPIC	
9917	Thwaitgold chigger statuette	0		
9918	twisted gaseous gravy	1		
9919	SongBoom&trade; BoomBox	0		Last Available: "2018-06"
9920	SongBoom&trade; BoomBox Box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-06"
9921	A Guide to Safari	0		Skill: "Experience Safari"
9922	anodized skewed Shielding Potion	0		Effect: "Salad Days", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2018-06"
9923	chilled non-flattened Punching Potion	0		Effect: "Rage of the Reindeer", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2018-06"
9924	Special Seasoning	0		Last Available: "2018-06"
9925	diluted narrow Nightmare Fuel	1		Last Available: "2018-06"
9926	maroon Gathered Meat-Clip	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
9927	Bastille Battalion control rig crate	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-07"
9928	Bastille Battalion control rig	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-07"
9929	olive scandalous forbidden personal trainer's Brutal brogues of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Sleaze Damage: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-07"
9930	greasy ruddy Da Vinci's Draftsman's driving gloves of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Experience (Mysticality): +5, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-07"
9931	Oprah's strapping Nouveau nosering of vim and vigor of the cheetah	0		Muscle: +5, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Initiative: +60, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-07"
9932	activated lime green sharkfin gumbo	0		Effect: "Big", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2018-07"
9933	improved boiling broth	0		Effect: "Sauce Monocle", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2018-07"
9934	altered nitrogenated interrogative elixir	0		Effect: "Disdain of She-Who-Was", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2018-07"
9935	Bastille Battalion Fondue Trophy	0		Last Available: "2018-07"
9936	Bastille Battalion tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2018-07"
9937	Bastille Battalion cheese wheel	0		Last Available: "2018-07"
9938	Bastille Battalion control rig loaner voucher	0		Last Available: "2018-07"
9939	kitten burglar	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-07"
9940	wobbly burglar/sleep mask	0		Last Available: "2018-07"
9941	Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette	0		
9942	Neverending Party invitation envelope	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-09"
9943	Neverending Party guest pass	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9944	upside-down olive PARTY HARD T-shirt of the dark arts of Calamity Jane of the sweet-tooth	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2018-09"
9945	blinking Neverending Party favor	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9946	deluxe Neverending Party favor	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9947	squat olive gas can	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9948	tolerable strong Middle of the Road&trade; brand whiskey	5	good	Last Available: "2018-09"
9949	neverending wallet chain	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9950	mirror rosewater-soaked pentagram bandana of temperance	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2018-09"
9951	strapping skull ring	0		Muscle: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-09"
9952	green pulsating electronics kit	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9953	decent PB&J with the crusts cut off	3	good	Last Available: "2018-09"
9954	lightning-fast dorky glasses of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Initiative: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-09"
9955	narrow flame-retardant ponytail clip of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2018-09"
9956	paint palette of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paint Job", Last Available: "2018-09"
9957	shaking unremarkable duffel bag	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9958	twisted huge Purple Beast energy drink	1		Last Available: "2018-09"
9959	maroon tumbling blurry experienced cosmetic football	0		Experience: +2, Last Available: "2018-09"
9960	miser's brainy shoe ad T-shirt	0		Mysticality: +5, Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2018-09"
9961	censurious pump-up high-tops	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-09"
9962	frozen activated skewed runproof mascara	0		Effect: "Concentration", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2018-09"
9963	blinking very small dress	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9964	personal trainer's Herculean noticeable pumps	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-09"
9965	surprisingly capacious handbag	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9966	bad everfull glass	3	???	Last Available: "2018-09"
9967	van key	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9968	jam band bootleg	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9969	tumbling Van der Graaf medical-grade denim jacket	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2018-09"
9970	green ratty knitted cap of the bloodbag of bravery	0		Maximum HP: +100, Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2018-09"
9972	ribald Annie Oakley's intimidating chainsaw	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Sleaze Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-09"
9973	drinkable party beer bomb	3	good	Last Available: "2018-09"
9974	low-calorie flavorless sweet party mix	1	decent	Last Available: "2018-09"
9975	pickled party balloon	1		Effect: "Toothy Grin", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2018-09"
9976	jittery skewed smartaleck's party pants of horror	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2018-09"
9977	nasty padded party whip of the scaredy-cat	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Monster Level: -15, Stench Damage: +5, Last Available: "2018-09"
9978	Party Planning on a Budget	0		Skill: "Budget Conscious", Last Available: "2018-09"
9979	artisanal TRIO cup of beer	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2018-09"
9980	adequate party platter for one	4	good	Last Available: "2018-09"
9981	powdered tumbling Party-in-a-Can&trade;	1		Last Available: "2018-09"
9982	party pup	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9983	foul-smelling toasty party crasher	0		Hot Damage: +5, Stench Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Party Crash", Last Available: "2018-09"
9984	wobbly Living to Drink, Drinking to Live	0		Last Available: "2018-09", Skill: "Drinking to Drink"
9985	Party Tattoo&trade; gift certificate	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9986	party mouse hat	0		Familiar Weight: +5
9987	latte lovers member's mug	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Throw Latte on Opponent", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Offer Latte to Opponent", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Gulp Latte", Last Available: "2018-10"
9988	mirror latte lovers club card	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-10"
9989	voter registration form	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-11"
9990	shellacked &quot;I Voted!&quot; sticker	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-11"
9991	absentee voter ballot	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
9992	snake skin	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
9993	skewed grievous snakeskin thighboots of Flo-Jo	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2018-11"
9994	pulsating vibrating snakeskin cowboy hat of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2018-11"
9995	ribald snakeskin jacket	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2018-11"
9996	slime glob	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
9997	shaking slime glob	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
9998	slime glob	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
9999	blurry scorching shellacked wizardly slime waders	0		Mysticality: +25, Damage Reduction: 7, Hot Damage: +25, Last Available: "2018-11"
10001	wobbly Van der Graaf studded slime fedora of the boozehound	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Booze Drop: +100, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2018-11"
10002	medical-grade smooth slime knuckles of the storm	0		Moxie: +15, Maximum MP Percent: +40, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2018-11"
10003	government requisition form	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
10004	wholesome government-issued slacks of vim and vigor of the blizzard	0		Maximum HP Percent: 60, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2018-11"
10005	vibrating rock-hard government-issued eyeshade of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Damage Reduction: 5, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2018-11"
10006	skewed toasty Tesla Oprah's government-issued necktie	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Hot Damage: +5, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-11"
10007	shaking sizzling friendly mutant arm of the sewer	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Hot Damage: +10, Stench Damage: +25, Last Available: "2018-11"
10008	mirror gravedigger's Herculean mutant legs of the bloodbag	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Maximum HP: +100, Spooky Damage: +10, Last Available: "2018-11"
10009	sharpshooter's curative savvy mutant crown	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +10, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2018-11"
10010	rotten half-sized tumbling ghostly ectoplasm	2	crappy	Last Available: "2018-11"
10011	toothsome bouncing	4	awesome	Last Available: "2018-11"
10012	watered-down artisanal purple bottle of vodka	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2018-11"
10013	toothsome red pizza	3	awesome	Last Available: "2018-11"
10014	hand-crafted martini	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2018-11"
10015	stale immense blinking bouncing cherry pie	10	decent	Last Available: "2018-11"
10016	practically non-alcoholic bad eggnog	1	decent	Last Available: "2018-11"
10017	glob of undifferentiated tissue	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
10018	small flavorless Hell ramen	2	decent	Last Available: "2018-11"
10019	weak artisanal spinning gimlet	2	super ultra EPIC	Last Available: "2018-11"
10020	boozy hand-crafted twice-haunted screwdriver	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2018-11"
10021	adequate candy cane	4	good	Last Available: "2018-12"
10022	tolerable runny fermented egg	3	good	Last Available: "2018-12"
10023	normal oldcake	3	good	Last Available: "2018-12"
10024	normal gigantic traditional Crimbo cookie	7	good	Last Available: "2023-06"
10025	spinning energetic plastic wild beaver	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2018-12"
10026	dance instructor's plastic reindeer	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Last Available: "2018-12"
10027	rosewater-soaked plastic Caf&eacute; Elf	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2018-12"
10028	careful plastic orphan	0		Monster Level: -10, Last Available: "2018-12"
10029	censurious plastic Abuela Crimbo	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2018-12"
10030	yule pup	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10031	Braindeer	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10032	twirling Crimbo dog sweater	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10033	foul-smelling razor-sharp pristine walrus tusk	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Stench Damage: +10, Last Available: "2018-12"
10034	thick walrus blubber	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10035	skewed sharpshooter's Tesla curative Staff of Frozen Lard of the early riser	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Adventures: +7, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2018-12"
10036	bomb	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10037	plastic bazooka	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10038	jittery mooseflank	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10039	moldy bite-sized jittery grilled mooseflank	1	crappy	Last Available: "2018-12"
10040	decent moosemeat pie	4	good	Last Available: "2018-12"
10041	jittery experienced balanced antler	0		Experience: +2, Last Available: "2018-12"
10042	Herculean dam	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Last Available: "2018-12"
10043	bad bouncing beavermouth	4	decent	Last Available: "2018-12"
10044	tolerable extra-dry pulsating beaver punch (papaya)	5	good	Last Available: "2018-12"
10045	delicious beaver punch (peach)	3	awesome	Last Available: "2018-12"
10046	bad tumbling fuchsia beaver punch (cherry)	3	decent	Last Available: "2018-12"
10047	curative hardy Canadian lantern	0		Maximum HP: +50, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2018-12"
10048	twirling yellow electrified muskox-skin cap	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2018-12"
10049	Boxing Day care package	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-12"
10050	small spoiled glass of raw eggs	2	crappy	Last Available: "2018-12"
10051	mediocre punch-drunk punch	3	decent	Last Available: "2018-12"
10052	modified tumbling yellow body spradium	1		Last Available: "2018-12"
10053	experienced bauxite beret	0		Experience: +2, Last Available: "2018-12"
10054	toasty bauxite boxers	0		Hot Damage: +5, Last Available: "2018-12"
10055	frightening bauxite bow-tie	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-12"
10056	skewed huge Boxing Day Pass	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10057	narrow Kramco Industries packing carton	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-01"
10058	frosty Temple Grandin's Socratic Kramco Sausage-o-Matic&trade; of dire peril of the sewer	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Weapon Damage: +20, Familiar Weight: +7, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Stench Damage: +25, Last Available: "2019-01"
10059	sausage casing	0		Last Available: "2019-01"
10060	adequate sausage	4	good	Last Available: "2019-01"
10061	olive Usain Bolt's stiffened red-hot sausage fork	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2019-01"
10062	mirror bag of sausage links	0		Last Available: "2019-01"
10063	sausage golem	0		Last Available: "2019-01"
10064	squat jar of relish	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10065	Toyleporter	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10066	tolerable beer	4	good	Last Available: "2018-12"
10067	rotten thick ghostly twirling yule gruel	5	crappy	Last Available: "2018-12"
10068	perfectly mixed hot watered rum	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2018-12"
10069	bad bottle of Crimbognac	3	decent	Last Available: "2018-12"
10070	special flavorless Crimboysters Rockefeller	3	decent	Effect: "Ocelot Eyes", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2018-12"
10071	powdered tumbling Crimbeau de toilette	1		Last Available: "2018-12"
10072	Crimbo candle	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10073	spinning squat Carol of the Bulls	0		Skill: "Carol of the Bulls", Last Available: "2018-12"
10074	huge Carol of the Bulls (used)	0		Skill: "Carol of the Bulls", Last Available: "2018-12"
10075	ghostly Carol of the Hells	0		Skill: "Carol of the Hells", Last Available: "2018-12"
10076	tumbling Carol of the Hells (used)	0		Skill: "Carol of the Hells", Last Available: "2018-12"
10077	Carol of the Thrills	0		Skill: "Carol of the Thrills", Last Available: "2018-12"
10078	Carol of the Thrills (used)	0		Skill: "Carol of the Thrills", Last Available: "2018-12"
10079	skewed prompt smelly groovy Crimbolex watch	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Adventures: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-12", Nonstackable Watch, Rollover Effect Duration: 100
10080	Crimbo tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10081	sizzling mansplainer's hand-knitted Crimbo socks of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Monster Level: +15, Hot Damage: +10
10082	Lo Pan's chalk chlamys of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Last Available: "2019-12"
10083	tumbling fuchsia hardened chalk chain of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Damage Reduction: 3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10084	greedy thinker's chalk chalice	0		Mysticality: +10, Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2019-12"
10085	mansplainer's Da Vinci's chalk chinos	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Monster Level: +15, Last Available: "2019-12"
10086	blurry squat aromatic electrified chalk chapeau	0		Stench Resistance: +1, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2019-12"
10087	avaricious manspreader's chalk choker	0		Monster Level: +10, Meat Drop: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10088	powdered mirror chalk chunks	1		Effect: "Angry like the Wolf", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2019-12"
10089	tarnished candy chalk	0		Effect: "Bilious Briskness", Effect Duration: 45
10090	huge ghostly skewed rosewater-soaked stiffened marble maebari	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2019-12", Thorns: 1
10091	Oprah's marble mantle of incineration	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2019-12", Thorns: 1
10092	sizzling manspreader's marble magnet	0		Monster Level: +10, Hot Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12", Thorns: 1
10093	tumbling skewed greasy MacGyver's marble mignonette bowl	0		Maximum MP: +100, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2019-12", Thorns: 1
10094	medical-grade savvy marble medallion	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12", Thorns: 1
10095	mirror skewed lightning-fast marble mariachi hat of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2019-12", Thorns: 1
10096	diluted marble molecules	1		Effect: "Memory of Strength", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2019-12"
10097	aerosolized skewed Mallomarbles	0		Effect: "Mucilaginous Mentalism", Effect Duration: 68
10098	chaotic Da Vinci's punching bag	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paraffin Prism", Last Available: "2020-12"
10099	gray avaricious pith helmet of the sweet-tooth	0		Meat Drop: +30, Candy Drop: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paraffin Prism", Last Available: "2020-12"
10100	scandalous poncho of the sweet-tooth	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Candy Drop: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paraffin Prism", Last Available: "2020-12"
10101	Lo Pan's sharpshooter's pendant	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paraffin Prism", Last Available: "2020-12"
10102	upside-down ghostly MacGyver's groovy palazzos	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Maximum MP: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paraffin Prism", Last Available: "2020-12"
10103	Jim Carey's educational pseudoaccordion	0		Experience: +1, Monster Level: +25, Song Duration: 5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paraffin Prism", Last Available: "2020-12"
10104	pickled squat huge pieces	1		Last Available: "2020-12"
10105	energized pickled maroon Para-Pop	0		Effect: "The Halls of Mysticality", Effect Duration: 61
10106	prompt Sherlock's terra cotta truss	0		Item Drop: +25, Adventures: +3, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Terra Cotta Army", Last Available: "2020-12"
10107	spinning horrifying terra cotta trousers of the early riser	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Adventures: +7, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Terra Cotta Army", Last Available: "2020-12"
10108	flame-wreathed terra cotta tongs of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Terra Cotta Army", Last Available: "2020-12"
10109	upside-down slick terra cotta train of the dark arts	0		Moxie: +10, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Terra Cotta Army", Last Available: "2020-12"
10110	spinning wicked terra cotta tie tack of the brazier	0		Spell Damage: +5, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Terra Cotta Army", Last Available: "2020-12"
10111	jittery censurious double-paned terra cotta tambourine	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Terra Cotta Army", Last Available: "2020-12"
10112	mixed mirror terra cotta tidbits	1		Effect: "Innately Strong", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2020-12"
10113	moist terra panna cotta	0		Effect: "Sizzling with Fury", Effect Duration: 54
10114	fireproof therapeutic velour voulge	0		Hot Resistance: +3, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2021-12"
10115	brawny velour vambraces of the blizzard	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10116	mirror Lo Pan's forbidden velour veil	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10117	upside-down ribald wicked velour viscometer	0		Spell Damage: +5, Sleaze Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10118	squat nasty vibrating velour valise	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Stench Damage: +5, Last Available: "2021-12"
10119	upside-down blurry Tesla dance instructor's velour vaqueros	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2021-12"
10120	denatured velour veneer	1		Effect: "Cat-Alyzed", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2021-12"
10121	aerosolized Velougats&trade;	0		Effect: "The Power of Negative Thinking", Effect Duration: 18
10122	chaotic smartaleck's glass suspenders	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10123	wholesome dangerous glass shield	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2021-12"
10124	greasy Newton's glass stetson	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2021-12"
10125	lime green Annie Oakley's sage glass spectacles	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10126	dangerous glass shiv of terror	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2021-12"
10127	flame-retardant rosy-cheeked glass serape	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Hot Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2021-12"
10128	twisted blurry glass shards	1		Last Available: "2021-12"
10129	dry colloidal hard candy	0		Effect: "Wistfully Nostalgic", Effect Duration: 15
10130	lightning-fast gravedigger's loofah lumberjack's hat	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Initiative: +40, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Loofah Head-Scratch", Last Available: "2022-12"
10131	purple Sinatra's smartaleck's loofah lei	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Experience (Moxie): +5, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Loofah Lei Lasso", Last Available: "2022-12"
10132	dangerous deadly loofah lederhosen	0		Weapon Damage: 15, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Loofah Hosenzittern", Last Available: "2022-12"
10133	inspector's Lo Pan's loofah ladle	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Item Drop: +15, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Loofah Stew", Last Available: "2022-12"
10134	miser's vibrating loofah legwarmers	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Meat Drop: +10, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Loofah Leglifts", Last Available: "2022-12"
10135	aromatic chilly loofah lavalier	0		Cold Damage: +5, Stench Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Loofah Lava", Last Available: "2022-12"
10136	dried yellow loofah lumps	1		Effect: "Turtle Titters", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2022-12"
10137	improved liquefied chocolate-covered loofah	0		Effect: "No Worries", Effect Duration: 64
10138	foul-smelling Socratic flagstone flag	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Stench Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Flagellate", Last Available: "2022-12"
10139	censurious extremely unsafe flagstone flail	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Flagflog", Last Available: "2022-12"
10140	flagstone flip-flops of dire peril of bravery	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Spooky Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Flagstone Flap Flip", Last Available: "2022-12"
10141	family-friendly Da Vinci's flagstone fez	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Flagstone Fez Ritual", Last Available: "2022-12"
10142	blue studded wicked flagstone fleece	0		Spell Damage: +5, Damage Absorption: +80, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Flagstone Fleece Flex", Last Available: "2022-12"
10143	flame-wreathed careful flagstone fringe	0		Monster Level: -10, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Flagstone Foxtrot", Last Available: "2022-12"
10144	vaporized flagstone flagments	1		Last Available: "2022-12"
10145	liquefied ghostly Flag by the Foot&trade;	0		Effect: "Shrimpin' Ain't Easy", Effect Duration: 53
10146	elf sleeper agent	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-12"
10147	red-and-green microcamera	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10148	gray Samson's cobbled-together Meat detector	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-12"
10149	triple-denatured irradiated tin thermos of chai	0		Effect: "Crimbo Nostalgia", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2019-12"
10150	vaporized gray prototype stimulant	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10151	huge wicked tailored vest	0		Spell Damage: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-12"
10152	sew-on bandage	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10153	jittery really nice net	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10154	ghostly lightning-fast elf army poncho	0		Initiative: +40, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-12"
10155	moldy elf army field rations	4	crappy	Last Available: "2019-12"
10156	narrow gingernade	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10157	perfumed discarded bowtie of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Stench Resistance: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-12"
10158	fortified hand-crafted upside-down martiny	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2019-12"
10159	tryptophan dart	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10160	energized alkaline licorice snake	0		Effect: "Frosty the Hitman", Effect Duration: 12
10161	ionized huge virgin jello shot	0		Effect: "Bricked-In", Effect Duration: 57
10162	oxidized aerosolized shaking mutated candy lump	0		Effect: "Stemonitis Storm", Effect Duration: 38
10163	pressed cold-filtered deionized government-issued candy	0		Effect: "Less Pervious", Effect Duration: 17
10164	flattened spinning Pneumo bar	0		Effect: "Stop the Presses!", Effect Duration: 44
10165	mint condition Lil' Doctor&trade; bag	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-02"
10166	bouncing avaricious cool Lil' Doctor&trade; bag	0		Moxie: +5, Meat Drop: +30, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Otoscope", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Reflex Hammer", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Chest X-Ray", Last Available: "2019-02"
10168	twirling blood bag	0		
10169	small tasty bloodstick	2	awesome	
10170	acceptable bottle of Sanguiovese	3	good	
10171	low-calorie yummy spinning actual blood sausage	1	awesome	
10172	tolerable weak mulled blood	2	good	
10173	super-sized flavorless special jittery blood snowcone	5	decent	Effect: "Egg on your Face", Effect Duration: 45
10174	perfectly mixed irresponsibly strong Red Russian	8	EPIC	
10175	spoiled wobbly blood roll-up	3	crappy	
10176	tolerable squat bottle of blood	4	good	
10177	rotten blood-soaked sponge cake	4	crappy	
10178	artisanal enchanted vampagne	3	super EPIC	Effect: "Scrappy, Shadowy", Effect Duration: 40
10179	stale plain snowcone	3	decent	
10180	Booke of Vampyric Knowledge	0		
10181	mirror narrow money bag	0		
10182	shaking money bag	0		
10183	blurry money bag	0		
10184	Thwaitgold mosquito statuette	0		
10185	bucket of Vampyre blood	0		
10186	bouncing blood knife	0		Lasts Until Rollover
10187	PirateRealm membership packet	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-04"
10188	PirateRealm guest pass	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10189	shaking Sherlock's beefy PirateRealm eyepatch of dire peril	0		Muscle: +10, Weapon Damage: +20, Item Drop: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10190	wobbly bloody harpoon	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10191	tumbling compass	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10192	skull key	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10193	curious anemometer	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10194	pulsating Red Roger's flag	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10195	maroon Glass Jack's spyglass	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10196	recursed compass	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10197	lime green tomb-opener	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10198	teal pulsating Red Roger's map	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10199	rotten crabsicle	4	crappy	Last Available: "2019-04"
10200	melty plastic grenade	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10201	tolerable spinning bottle of dark rhum	4	good	Last Available: "2019-04"
10202	bad green bottle of extra-dark rhum	4	decent	Last Available: "2019-04"
10203	perfectly mixed bottle of super-extra-dark rhum	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2019-04"
10204	aerosolized pirate shaving cream	0		Effect: "Rampage!", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2019-04"
10205	green wholesome extremely unsafe conquistador's breastplate	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2019-04"
10206	curative pirate pantaloons of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2019-04"
10207	twirling [glitch season reward name]	0		
10208	signal fragment	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10209	windicle	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10210	twirling fuchsia scorching vibrating pirate radio ring	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Hot Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-04"
10211	Island Drinkin', a Tiki Mixology Odyssey	0		Skill: "Tiki Mixology", Last Available: "2019-04"
10212	rotten special pineapple slab	3	crappy	Effect: "Initiative and Let Die", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2019-04"
10213	bite-sized fancy yummy shaking shaking hibiscus petal	1	awesome	Effect: "Petit Force", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2019-04"
10214	flattened modified cold-filtered huge mint leaf	0		Effect: "Human-Horror Hybrid", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2019-04"
10215	cocoa of youth	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10216	modified red pulsating ice molecule	1		Last Available: "2019-04"
10217	Red Roger's reliquary	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10218	Red Roger's right hand	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10219	Red Roger's left hand	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10220	Red Roger's right foot	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-04"
10221	Red Roger's left foot	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-04"
10222	Red Roger's skull	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10223	twisted mirror pewter shavings	1		Last Available: "2019-04"
10224	huge Red Roger tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10225	PirateRealm fun-a-log	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10226	personal trainer's plush sea serpent	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Monster Level: -100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-04"
10227	decent pirate fork	3	???	Last Available: "2019-04"
10228	Scurvy and Sobriety Prevention	0		Skill: "Prevent Scurvy and Sobriety", Last Available: "2019-04"
10229	shaking ring	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-04"
10230	studded dangerous piratical blunderbuss	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Damage Absorption: +80, Last Available: "2019-04"
10231	skewed stiffened groovy PirateRealm party hat of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Moxie Percent: +10, Damage Reduction: 1, Last Available: "2019-04"
10232	practically non-alcoholic drinkable purple Island Landslide	1	good	Last Available: "2019-04"
10233	acceptable fuchsia blinking Island Thunderstorm	4	good	Last Available: "2019-04"
10234	hand-crafted jittery Island Hurricane	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2019-04"
10235	mediocre pulsating Skull Punch	3	decent	Last Available: "2019-04"
10236	fortified mediocre Electric Punch	5	decent	Last Available: "2019-04"
10237	fancy tolerable upside-down Smuggler's Punch	4	good	Effect: "Raging Animal", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2019-04"
10238	irresponsibly strong aged teal Scorpion Bowl	8	awesome	Last Available: "2019-04"
10239	acceptable Turtle Bowl	3	good	Last Available: "2019-04"
10240	watered-down mediocre mirror Cobra Bowl	2	decent	Last Available: "2019-04"
10241	vampyric cloake pattern	0		Free Pull
10242	prompt foul-smelling vampyric cloake of the scaredy-cat of the brazier of the overflowing toilet	0		Monster Level: -15, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Stench Damage: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Adventures: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Become a Wolf", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Become a Cloud of Mist", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Become a Bat", Last Available: "2019-03"
10243	plastic pirate hat	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10244	tarnished liquefied frozen one piece of bubble gum	0		Effect: "Sinuses For Miles", Effect Duration: 44
10245	arcanoferric housing	0		
10246	yellow shaking intact medium-wave antenna	0		
10247	upside-down 18-picohertz resonator crystal	0		
10248	blown-out speaker cone	0		
10249	jittery lime green overloaded short-pulse transistor	0		
10250	purple Fourth of May Cosplay Saber kit	0		Free Pull
10251	purple stanky Fourth of May Cosplay Saber of the empath of doom	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Use the Force", Last Available: "2019-05"
10252	ring	0		Single Equip
10253	Thwaitgold nymph statuette	0		
10254	sizzling resourceful Herculean savvy boxer's weightlifter's hewn moon-rune spoon of the bloodbag of Leguizamo of the blizzard of the brazier of the detective	0		Muscle: +15, Muscle Percent: +10, Mysticality Percent: +20, Experience (Muscle): +1, Maximum HP: +100, Maximum MP: +50, Monster Level: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Hot Damage: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: +20, Single Equip, Alters Page Text, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Dragoon Platoon", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spittoon Monsoon", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Festoon Buffoon", Last Available: "2019-06", Rollover Effect Duration: 50
10255	cartoon harpoon	0		Last Available: "2019-06"
10256	rune-strewn spoon cocoon	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-06"
10257	bouncing Beach Comb Box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-07"
10258	nasty Van der Graaf Beach Comb of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Stench Damage: +5, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Beach Combo", Last Available: "2019-07"
10259	cyan grain of sand	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10260	twirling small pile of sand	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10261	narrow pile of sand	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10262	mirror pile of sand	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10263	huge empty hourglass	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10264	hourglass	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10265	etched hourglass	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10266	aerosolized nitrogenated magenta seashell	0		Effect: "Pork Power", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2019-07"
10267	magnetized cyan seashell	0		Effect: "Leash of Linguini", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2019-07"
10268	non-galvanized electrified pressed gray seashell	0		Effect: "Tingling Feeling", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2019-07"
10269	chilled fuchsia upside-down upside-down seashell	0		Effect: "Always be Collecting", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2019-07"
10270	deionized seashell	0		Effect: "Piratastic", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2019-07"
10271	spinning bunch of sea grapes	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10272	mediocre pulsating bottle of sea wine	4	decent	Last Available: "2019-07"
10273	boiled upside-down kelp	1		Last Available: "2019-07"
10274	double-paned nasty Temple Grandin's medical-grade steel-toed quilted occult driftwood hat of the dark arts of the brazier	0		Spell Damage Percent: 125, Damage Absorption: +40, Damage Reduction: 9, Familiar Weight: +7, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Stench Damage: +5, Cold Resistance: +5, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-07"
10275	olive wool sharpshooter's savvy brawny stylish wizardly driftwood pants of the dark arts of horror of Flo-Jo	0		Mysticality: +25, Moxie: +25, Muscle Percent: +20, Mysticality Percent: +20, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +1, Initiative: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-07"
10276	spinning censurious wool frightening careful Fonzie's Da Vinci's brainy driftwood bracelet of the dark arts of Calamity Jane	0		Mysticality: +5, Experience (Mysticality): +5, Experience (Moxie): +1, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Monster Level: -10, Spooky Damage: +5, Cold Resistance: +1, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-07"
10277	shellacked groovy waders of the blizzard	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Damage Reduction: 7, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2019-07"
10278	fireproof Temple Grandin's spearfish fishing spear of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Familiar Weight: +7, Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2019-07"
10279	tumbling Tesla cool rabbitfish fin of the sweet-tooth	0		Moxie: +5, Candy Drop: +100, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-07"
10280	skewed piece of coral	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10281	pulsating piece of driftwood	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10282	slick pirate cutlass of wisdom of Tarzan	0		Mysticality: +15, Moxie: +10, Experience (Muscle): +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-07"
10283	mirror Lo Pan's baleful tricorn hat of mayonnaise	0		Spell Damage: +25, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2019-07"
10284	yellow smelly veiny weightlifter's swash buckle	0		Muscle: +15, Maximum HP: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-07"
10285	pulsating meteorite fragment	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10286	family-friendly Da Vinci's meteorite earring of horror	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-07"
10287	tumbling blue Socratic brawny meteorite necklace of the sewer	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Stench Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-07"
10288	curative meteorite ring of the pedagogue of the cheetah	0		Experience: +3, Initiative: +60, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-07"
10289	wet pickled Finnish Fish	0		Effect: "The Halls of Mysticality", Effect Duration: 63
10290	altered chilled chocolate doubloon	0		Effect: "Trufflin'", Effect Duration: 57
10291	Usain Bolt's fortified Samson's driftwood beach comb	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Damage Absorption: +60, Initiative: +80, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-07"
10292	Distant Woods Getaway Brochure	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-08"
10293	stick of firewood	0		Last Available: "2019-08"
10294	miser's foul-smelling whittled tiara of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Stench Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2019-08"
10295	knitted wholesome experienced whittled shorts	0		Experience: +2, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Cold Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2019-08"
10296	upside-down stiffened savvy whittled flail of vim and vigor	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Damage Reduction: 1, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2019-08"
10297	toasty razor-sharp Rosewater's whittled wand	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Hot Damage: +5, Last Available: "2019-08"
10298	frightening whittled flute of the ox of Leguizamo	0		Muscle: +20, Monster Level: +20, Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2019-08"
10299	greedy perfumed whittled bear figurine of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Stench Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-08"
10300	lightning-fast groovy whittled owl figurine of Leguizamo	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Monster Level: +20, Initiative: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-08"
10301	healthy grievous Samson's whittled fox figurine	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-08"
10302	energetic ruddy educational whittled walking stick of the bloodbag	0		Experience: +1, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Maximum HP: +100, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2019-08"
10303	delicious snack-sized campfire hot dog	2	awesome	Last Available: "2019-08"
10304	bland campfire baked potato	4	decent	Last Available: "2019-08"
10305	small normal squat campfire s'more	2	good	Last Available: "2019-08"
10306	adequate upside-down campfire beans	3	good	Last Available: "2019-08"
10307	rotten campfire stew	4	crappy	Last Available: "2019-08"
10308	campfire coffee	1	awesome	Last Available: "2019-08"
10309	polymerized leftover chocolate bar	0		Effect: "Trufflin'", Effect Duration: 31
10310	ghostly rare Meat isotope	0		
10311	burnt stick	0		Last Available: "2019-08"
10312	bundle of firewood	0		Last Available: "2019-08"
10313	campfire smoke	0		
10314	ghostly Murgatroyd diode	0		
10315	signal receiver	0		
10316	mirror space shield	0		
10317	signal jammer	0		Single Equip
10318	low-pressure oxygen tank	0		Single Equip
10319	Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette	0		
10320	decent thick space chowder	5	good	
10321	perfectly mixed high-proof space wine	10	EPIC	
10322	wobbly The Imploded World	0		Skill: "Implode Universe"
10323	shaking packaged Pocket Professor	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-09"
10324	huge Pocket Professor memory chip	0		
10325	Law of Averages	0		
10332	Unopened Eight Days a Week Pill Keeper	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-10"
10333	lard-coated hale Herculean Eight Days a Week Pill Keeper	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Maximum HP: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Avoid Attack: 1, Last Available: "2019-10"
10334	spinning unopened diabolic pizza cube box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-11"
10335	diabolic pizza cube	0		Last Available: "2019-11"
10336	diabolic pizza	3	???	Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-11"
10337	adequate low-calorie fancy twirling bu&ntilde;uelos Jaliscos	1	good	Effect: "Permafrosty", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2019-12"
10338	rotten flan del mar	3	crappy	Last Available: "2019-12"
10339	decent Baja sopapilla	3	good	Last Available: "2019-12"
10340	lime green ghostly plastic Mer-kin baker of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2019-12"
10341	ghostly hardy plastic sea elf	0		Maximum HP: +50, Last Available: "2019-12"
10342	ghostly crafty plastic yuleviathan	0		Maximum MP: +10, Last Available: "2019-12"
10343	spinning plastic dolphin &quot;orphan&quot; of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10344	teal executive plastic Dolph Bossin	0		Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2019-12"
10345	red-spotted snapper roe	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-12"
10346	stale mana-coated yams	4	decent	Last Available: "2019-11"
10347	enchanted decent mana-basted tofurkey leg	4	good	Effect: "The Grass...  Is Blue...", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2019-11"
10348	big decent pulsating mana-fortified cranberry sauce	5	good	Last Available: "2019-11"
10349	delicious fancy gigantic shaking mana-stuffed herbal stuffing	10	awesome	Effect: "Gummiheart", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2019-11"
10350	mirror human musk	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10351	alkaline skewed patch of extra-warm fur	0		Effect: "Adventurer's Best Friendship", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2019-12"
10352	altered jittery industrial lubricant	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10353	ionized unfinished pleasure	0		Effect: "Snobby", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2019-12"
10354	pickled vial of humanoid growth hormone	1		Effect: "Neuroplastici Tea", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2019-12"
10355	pickled twirling tumbling fuchsia a bug's lymph	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10356	dry magnetized twirling organic potpourri	0		Effect: "Your Interest is Peaked", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2019-12"
10357	artisanal strong huge boot flask	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2019-12"
10358	ionized concentrated cyan infernal snowball	0		Effect: "Standard Cheer", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2019-12"
10359	huge mirror madness	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10360	distilled blurry spinning fish sauce	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10361	normal special tumbling guffin	4	good	Effect: "The Magical Mojomuscular Melody", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2019-12"
10362	powdered bouncing Shantix&trade;	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10363	goodberry	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10364	powdered spinning ghostly non-Euclidean angle	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10365	dry extra-tarnished peppermint syrup	0		Effect: "El Vibrations", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2019-12"
10366	chilled blurry Mer-kin eyedrops	0		Effect: "Super Structure", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2019-12"
10367	quantum polarized blinking extra-strength goo	0		Effect: "Vented Spleen", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2019-12"
10368	ghostly bouncing envelope full of Meat	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10369	denatured livid energy	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10370	micronova	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10371	diluted huge beggin' cologne	1		Effect: "Gingerbread Robust", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2019-12"
10372	tumbling wobbly dog trainer's manspreader's oxygenated eggnog helmet	0		Monster Level: +10, Experience (familiar): +1, Adventure Underwater, Last Available: "2019-12"
10373	hand-knitted diving booties	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10374	spinning peppermint harpoon gun	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10375	dry concentrated fish broth	0		Effect: "Seeing Colors", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2019-12"
10376	vacuum-sealed warmed liquid SONAR	0		Effect: "Bootyliciousness", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2019-12"
10377	map to Dolph Bossin's hideout	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-12"
10378	twirling Dolph Bossin's charity note	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-12"
10379	blurry stanky coward's Dolph Bossin's Crimbo hat of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Monster Level: -20, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2019-12"
10380	The Spirit of Giving	0		Skill: "The Spirit of Taking", Last Available: "2019-12"
10381	The Spirit of Giving (used)	0		Skill: "The Spirit of Taking", Last Available: "2019-12"
10382	Crimbo Factory surprise box	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10383	skewed soggy gingerbread chunk	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10384	chilled activated salty gumdrop	0		Effect: "So You Can Work More...", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2019-12"
10385	ribbon candy ascot of vim and vigor of Flo-Jo	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Initiative: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10386	moist Crimbo spices	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10387	intact anemone spike	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10388	wicked anemoney clip	0		Spell Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10389	runny icing	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10390	denatured super-sweet fish goo (spoiled)	1		Effect: "Turtle Power", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2019-12"
10391	up-at-dawn lightning-fast icing poncho of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Initiative: +40, Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2019-12"
10392	Mer-kin cookiestove	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10393	modified tarnished teal glob of salty molasses	0		Effect: "Human-Machine Hybrid", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2019-12"
10394	friendly strapping Mer-kin rollpin	0		Muscle: +5, Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2019-12"
10395	huge personalizable gingerbread cookie	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10396	wobbly blurry blinking tinsel fin	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10397	spoiled red bowl of mernudo	3	crappy	Last Available: "2019-12"
10398	special artisanal fishelada	4	EPIC	Effect: "Oleaginous Soles", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2019-12"
10399	stale low-calorie tumbling ojo de pez burrito	1	decent	Last Available: "2019-12"
10400	waterlogged wood	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10401	cyan waterlogged cloth	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10402	waterlogged stuffing	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10403	jittery waterlogged	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10404	waterlogged	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10405	ghostly Jim Carey's nutcracker hat of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Monster Level: +25, Last Available: "2019-12"
10406	skewed vibrating smartaleck's nutcracker waistcoat	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2019-12"
10407	executive crafty nutcracker pants	0		Maximum MP: +10, Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2019-12"
10408	Da Vinci's nutcracker boots of Calamity Jane	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10409	wobbly manspreader's hardened nutcracker sword	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Monster Level: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10410	aromatic deadly nutcracker drumstick	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2019-12"
10411	Temple Grandin's cool nutcracker beard	0		Moxie: +5, Familiar Weight: +7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10412	experienced nutcracker cape of Gandalf	0		Experience: +2, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Last Available: "2019-12"
10413	blurry Annie Oakley's nutcracker epaulets of mayonnaise	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10414	nutcracker figurine	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10415	bland blurry salt plum	3	decent	Last Available: "2019-12"
10416	peppermint eel sauce	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10417	small stale and bean	2	decent	Last Available: "2019-12"
10418	aromatic kelp-holly gun of the wise owl of Tarzan	0		Mysticality: +20, Experience (Muscle): +3, Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2019-12"
10419	Usain Bolt's personal trainer's Yuleviathan necklace	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Initiative: +80, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10420	asbestos-lined forbidden peppermint spine	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2019-12"
10421	extremely unsafe brainy soggy elf shoes	0		Mysticality: +5, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10422	greedy Jim Carey's Crimbylow-rise jeans	0		Monster Level: +25, Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2019-12"
10423	dog trainer's veiny kelp-holly drape	0		Maximum HP: +10, Experience (familiar): +1, Last Available: "2019-12"
10424	bouncing aromatic double-paned Staff of the Peppermint Twist of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Cold Resistance: +5, Stench Resistance: +1, Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2019-12"
10425	decent diet tempura and bean	1	good	Last Available: "2019-12"
10426	bad salt plum sake	3	decent	Last Available: "2019-12"
10427	anodized irradiated blurry blurry pressurized potion of possessiveness	0		Effect: "One Foot Heavier", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2019-12"
10428	chilled oxidized almond	0		Effect: "Innately Truthy", Effect Duration: 48
10429	moist olive handful of mixed nuts	0		Effect: "Swimming with Sharks", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2019-12"
10430	lime green nutcracking pliers	0		
10431	squat Retrospecs try-at-home kit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-01"
10432	Sinatra's Retrospecs of Leguizamo of the glutton	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Monster Level: +20, Food Drop: +100, Single Equip, Free Pull, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Detect Weakness", Last Available: "2020-01"
10433	unopened Bird-a-Day calendar	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-01"
10434	bouncing Bird-a-Day calendar	0		Last Available: "2020-01"
10437	mint-in-box Powerful Glove	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-02"
10438	mansplainer's Annie Oakley's hale Powerful Glove of the wise owl of the boozehound	0		Mysticality: +20, Maximum HP: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Monster Level: +15, Booze Drop: +100, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Replace Enemy", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Shrink Enemy", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Invisible Avatar", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Triple Size", Last Available: "2020-02"
10439	ghostly enhanced signal receiver	0		
10440	status cymbal	0		Last Available: "2020-02"
10441	blinking careful Drip harness of extreme caution of Flo-Jo	0		Monster Level: -35, Initiative: +100
10442	auspicious drippy truncheon	0		Item Drop: +10, Single Equip
10443	Driplet	0		
10444	drippy snail shell	0		
10445	adequate mirror drippy nugget	4	drippy	
10446	aged pulsating glass of drippy wine	4	drippy	
10447	adequate drippy caviar	4	drippy	
10448	tasty tiny wobbly drippy plum(?)	1	drippy	
10449	Oprah's drippy stake	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Single Equip
10450	blurry The Eye of the Thing in the Basement	0		
10451	bouncing drippy khakis	0		Drippy Resistance: +5
10452	jittery drippy shield	0		Drippy Resistance: +10
10453	teal The Fingernail of the Thing in the Basement	0		
10454	coin	0		
10455	upside-down mushroom	0		
10456	maroon deluxe mushroom	0		
10457	super deluxe mushroom	0		
10458	anodized triple-altered squat fizzy soda	0		Effect: "Turtle Titters", Effect Duration: 39
10459	extra-concentrated pulsating spinning healthy juice	0		Effect: "Just Aged Enough", Effect Duration: 29
10460	hammer	0		Plumber Power: 1, Plumber Stat: "Muscle"
10461	skewed hammer	0		Plumber Power: 2, Plumber Stat: "Muscle"
10462	fire flower	0		Plumber Power: 1, Plumber Stat: "Mysticality"
10463	huge bonfire flower	0		Plumber Power: 2, Plumber Stat: "Mysticality"
10464	pulsating work boots	0		Single Equip, Plumber Power: 1, Plumber Stat: "Moxie"
10465	boots	0		Single Equip, Plumber Power: 2, Plumber Stat: "Moxie"
10466	skewed up-at-dawn cape	0		Adventures: +5
10467	narrow Annie Oakley's back shell of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Critical Hit Percent: +20
10468	spiky back shell	0		Thorns: 1
10469	upside-down power pants	0		Maximum PP: +1
10470	Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette	0		
10471	Plumber's Union Handbook	0		
10472	blue nasty bony back shell	0		Stench Damage: +5
10473	frosty button	0		Single Equip
10474	alkaline blooper ink	0		Effect: "Rage of the Reindeer", Effect Duration: 31
10475	coin	0		
10476	blue rubber doll head	0		
10477	rubber doll body	0		
10478	plastic doll arms	0		
10479	purple pulsating plastic doll legs	0		
10480	rubber baby doll	0		Damage Aura: 1
10481	Better Shrooms and Gardens catalog	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-03"
10482	pulsating packet of mushroom spores	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10483	free-range mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10484	plump free-range mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10485	bulky free-range mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10486	free-range mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10487	huge immense free-range mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10488	colossal free-range mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10489	flavorless mushroom filet	3	decent	Last Available: "2020-03"
10490	mushroom slab	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10491	dried mushroom tea	1		Last Available: "2020-03"
10492	triple-distilled lousy mushroom whiskey	6	decent	Last Available: "2020-03"
10493	twirling miser's forbidden wicked mushroom cap	0		Spell Damage: +5, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2020-03"
10494	squat electrified clever brainy mushroom shield of the blizzard	0		Mysticality: +5, Maximum MP: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +25, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2020-03"
10495	censurious fireproof friendly hardened mushroom pants	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Familiar Weight: +3, Hot Resistance: +3, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2020-03"
10496	spinning foul-smelling brawny mushroom badge of Calamity Jane of the brazier	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Stench Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-03"
10497	house-sized mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10498	pristine piranha seed	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10499	skewed plastic piranha pot	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10500	Vulcanized quantum mirror maroon piranha pollen	0		Effect: "Hyperoffended", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2020-03"
10501	mirror plumber's boots	0		Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Plumber Jump"
10502	maroon sinistral homunculus	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-04"
10503	kettle bell of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2020-04"
10504	greedy glued-together crystal ball	0		Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2020-04"
10505	Newton's martini dregs	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Last Available: "2020-04"
10506	nippy flickering flashlight	0		Cold Damage: +10, Last Available: "2020-04"
10507	blurry stylish crumbling rabbit's foot	0		Moxie: +25, Last Available: "2020-04"
10508	Jeselnik's outmoded fidget toy	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Last Available: "2020-04"
10509	flimsy ski pole of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2020-04"
10510	dance instructor's discarded finger painting	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Last Available: "2020-04"
10511	lion tamer's pizza box	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Last Available: "2020-04"
10512	shaking resourceful chipped coffee mug of the scaredy-cat	0		Maximum MP: +50, Monster Level: -15, Last Available: "2020-04"
10513	blurry Left-Hand Man action figure of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2020-04"
10514	drippy seed	0		
10515	drippy grub	0		
10516	drippy bezoar	0		
10517	Drip Institute petri dish	0		
10518	drippy ichor	0		
10519	drippy enzyme	0		
10520	shaking drippy salt	0		
10521	drippy pigment	0		
10522	drippy bromide	0		
10523	drippy flux	0		
10524	drippy stein	0		
10525	special practically non-alcoholic artisanal drippy pilsner	1	drippy	Effect: "Always In Motion", Effect Duration: 50
10526	drippy staff	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Drip Blast"
10528	drippy orb	0		
10529	lustrous drippy orb	0		
10530	flame-wreathed gory drippy orb	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10
10531	annealed drippy orb	0		Drippy Resistance: +5
10532	Guzzlr application	0		Free Pull
10533	ghostly electrified beefcake's Guzzlr tablet	0		Muscle: +25, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2020-05"
10534	lime green Guzzlr cocktail set	0		Last Available: "2020-05"
10535	Guzzlrbuck	0		Last Available: "2020-05"
10536	gray Guzzlr hat	0		Last Available: "2020-05"
10537	Guzzlr shoes	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-05"
10538	Guzzlr pants	0		Last Available: "2020-05"
10539	blinking dance instructor's Guzzlr souvenir stein	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Last Available: "2020-05"
10540	pulsating Guzzlr tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2020-05"
10541	delicious fortified Ghiaccio Colada	5	awesome	Last Available: "2020-05"
10542	delicious blue upside-down Sourfinger	3	awesome	Last Available: "2020-05"
10543	acceptable Nog-on-the-Cob	3	good	Last Available: "2020-05"
10544	tolerable Steamboat	4	good	Last Available: "2020-05"
10545	mediocre practically non-alcoholic enchanted yellow ghostly Buttery Boy	1	decent	Effect: "Crimbo Flavor", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2020-05"
10546	Never Don't Stop Not Striving	0		Skill: "Always Never Not Guzzling", Last Available: "2020-05"
10547	ghostly chaotic Fonzie's clown car key	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Last Available: "2020-08"
10548	tumbling Oprah's healthy batting cage key of the sweet-tooth	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2020-08"
10549	wobbly frightening Jim Carey's grievous aqu&iacute;	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Monster Level: +25, Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2020-08"
10550	ruddy knob labinet key of Tarzan of incineration	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2020-08"
10551	Jim Carey's rock-hard dance instructor's weremoose key	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Damage Reduction: 5, Monster Level: +25, Last Available: "2020-08"
10552	Tesla peg key	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2020-08"
10553	narrow Jim Carey's kekekey	0		Monster Level: +25, Last Available: "2020-08"
10554	blinking family-friendly rabbit's foot key	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2020-08"
10555	miser's padded knob shaft skate key	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2020-08"
10556	toasty Fonzie's ice key of the dark arts	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Hot Damage: +5, Last Available: "2020-08"
10557	ghostly green family-friendly anchovy can key	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2020-08"
10558	groovy cactus key of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Moxie Percent: +10, Last Available: "2020-08"
10559	dog trainer's f'c'le sh'c'le k'y of the boozehound	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2020-08"
10560	ruddy treasure chest key of the cheetah	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2020-08"
10561	narrow double-paned dance instructor's demonic key	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Cold Resistance: +5, Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2020-08"
10562	narrow Socratic key sausage	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Last Available: "2020-08"
10563	bouncing lion tamer's Newton's knob treasury key	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Experience (familiar): +2, Last Available: "2020-08"
10564	friendly Van der Graaf scrap key of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Familiar Weight: +3, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2020-08"
10565	mirror careful chaotic rose key	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Monster Level: -10, Last Available: "2020-08"
10566	ghostly maroon dance instructor's music box key	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Last Available: "2020-08"
10567	skewed flame-retardant friendly actual skeleton key	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Hot Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2020-08"
10568	mirror rosy-cheeked wholesome deep-fried key of the overflowing toilet	0		Maximum HP Percent: 40, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2020-08"
10569	pulsating zippy discarded bike lock key of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100, Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2020-08"
10570	huge Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette	0		
10571	blinking mirror Manual of Lock Picking	0		Skill: "Lock Picking", Last Available: "2020-08"
10572	quadruple-irradiated upside-down marshroom	0		Effect: "Burnt 'n' Turnt", Effect Duration: 33
10573	bag of Iunion stones	0		Free Pull
10574	Iunion Crown	0		Last Available: "2020-06"
10575	drippy candy bar	0		
10576	denatured salty drippy candy bar	0		Effect: "Disco State of Mind", Effect Duration: 44
10577	boiled writhing drippy candy bar	0		Effect: "Neuromancy", Effect Duration: 29
10578	irradiated denatured gooey drippy candy bar	0		Effect: "Inebriate Pride", Effect Duration: 56
10579	narrow baby camelCalf	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-07"
10580	dromedary drinking helmet	0		
10581	packaged SpinMaster&trade; lathe	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-08"
10582	upside-down pulsating SpinMaster&trade; lathe	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10583	twirling maroon flimsy hardwood scraps	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10584	supercharged birch battery of Flo-Jo	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Initiative: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-08"
10585	wobbly pulsating stanky scorching ebony epee of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Hot Damage: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Disarming Thrust", Last Available: "2020-08"
10586	censurious energetic curative weeping willow wand	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +3, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Lasts Until Rollover, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Barrage of Tears", Last Available: "2020-08"
10587	Tesla smartaleck's beechwood blowgun of temperance	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Sleaze Resistance: +5, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Lasts Until Rollover, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Poison Dart", Last Available: "2020-08"
10588	skewed Tesla wicked groovy maple magnet	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Spell Damage: +5, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-08"
10589	wobbly Dreadsylvanian hemlock	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10590	medical-grade banded hemlock helm of temperance	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Sleaze Resistance: +5, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2020-08"
10591	twirling sweaty balsam	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10592	olive asbestos-lined Fonzie's Newton's balsam barrel	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Experience (Moxie): +1, Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2020-08"
10593	huge redwood	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10594	enhanced cold-filtered redwood rain stick	0		Effect: "Wet Rub", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2020-08"
10595	purpleheart logs	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10596	Usain Bolt's friendly banded purpleheart &quot;pants&quot;	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Familiar Weight: +3, Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2020-08"
10597	maroon wormwood stick	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10598	ruddy deadly wormwood wedding ring of extreme caution of the blizzard of the early riser	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Monster Level: -25, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Adventures: +7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-08"
10599	huge Dripwood slab	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10600	drippy diadem	0		Drippy Resistance: +15, Last Available: "2020-08"
10601	Thwaitgold slug statuette	0		
10602	prompt ert grey goo ring	0		Adventures: +3
10603	narrow fistful of wood shavings	0		
10604	Yeg's Motel ashtray	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10605	Yeg's Motel alarm clock	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10606	unsweetened colloidal cyan Yeg's Motel toothbrush	0		Effect: "Stinky Weapon", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2020-09"
10607	polarized quadruple-altered Yeg's Motel hand soap	0		Effect: "Steroid Boost", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2020-09"
10608	Yeg's Motel sewing kit	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10609	miniature rotten ghostly Yeg's Motel pillow mint	2	crappy	Last Available: "2020-09"
10610	Yeg's Motel disposable razor	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10611	activated pressed adjusted huge Yeg's Motel mouthwash	0		Effect: "Braaaains Over Braaaawwn", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2020-09"
10612	slick Yeg's Motel shower cap of doom	0		Moxie: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-09"
10613	thinker's Yeg's Motel bathrobe of the glutton	0		Mysticality: +10, Food Drop: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-09"
10614	supercharged wholesome Yeg's Motel slippers	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-09"
10615	ghostly Yeg's Motel stationery	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10616	Yeg's Motel minibar key	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10617	sizzling desk bell	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10618	frost-rimed desk bell	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10619	blinking uncanny desk bell	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10620	nasty desk bell	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10621	huge greasy desk bell	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10622	green chess set	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10623	upside-down onyx king	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10624	onyx queen	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10625	bouncing onyx rook	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10626	twirling onyx bishop	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10627	onyx knight	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10628	onyx pawn	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10629	alabaster king	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10630	blurry wobbly alabaster queen	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10631	alabaster rook	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10632	lime green alabaster bishop	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10633	alabaster knight	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10634	alabaster pawn	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10635	bagged Cargo Cultist Shorts	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-09"
10636	greedy flame-wreathed clever savvy Cargo Cultist Shorts	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Maximum MP: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2020-09"
10637	complicated device	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10638	tolerable practically non-alcoholic skewed flask of moonshine	1	good	Last Available: "2020-09"
10639	sinister brainy weightlifter's sea-worn candlestick	0		Muscle: +15, Mysticality: +5, Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2020-09"
10640	skewed Universal Seasoning	0		
10641	modified alkaline narrow fuchsia null-day exploit	0		Effect: "Musky", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2025-12"
10642	flame orb	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10643	enchanted immense spoiled chocolate chip muffin	7	crappy	Effect: "Pyramid Power", Effect Duration: 25
10644	tumbling Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-10"
10645	Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium (well-read)	0		Last Available: "2020-10"
10646	twirling packaged knock-off retro superhero cape	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-11"
10647	Vampire Slicer trench cape	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Maximum HP: +50, Hot Resistance: +3, Cold Resistance: +3, Spooky Resistance: +3, Stench Resistance: +3, Sleaze Resistance: +3
10648	box o' ghosts	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-12"
10649	upside-down gregarious ghostling	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-12"
10650	grinning ghostling	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-12"
10651	greedy ghostling	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-12"
10652	ghostly subscription cocoa dispenser	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10653	vacuum-sealed fortifying hot cocoa	0		Effect: "Cuts Like a Lightly-Buttered Knife", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2020-12"
10654	vacuum-sealed deionized twirling boiling hot cocoa	0		Effect: "Stop and Smell the Fudge", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2020-12"
10655	dry bouncing cool hot cocoa	0		Effect: "Egged On", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2020-12"
10656	flattened flattened ionized ghostly overly-fancy hot cocoa	0		Effect: "Concentrated Concentration", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2020-12"
10657	oxidized deionized lime green hot cocoa au beurre	0		Effect: "Wise Spirit", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2020-12"
10658	improved pickled hot cocoa with rainbow marshmallows	0		Effect: "Whippin' It Good", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2020-12"
10659	sizzling Book of Old-Timey Carols	0		Hot Damage: +10, Last Available: "2020-12"
10660	forbidden Crimbo smile	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2020-12"
10661	SalesCo sample kit of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2020-12"
10662	modified spinning candy harmonica	0		Effect: "Educated (Kinda)", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2020-12"
10663	non-modified mirror sugar	0		Effect: "Army of One", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2020-12"
10664	ionized blurry multi-level marzipan	0		Effect: "Bubblin' Rage", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2020-12"
10665	cyan fortified plastic Crimbo caroler	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Last Available: "2020-12"
10666	mirror plastic multi-level marketer of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Last Available: "2020-12"
10667	plastic Crimbo cheer of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Last Available: "2020-12"
10668	plastic Mirth of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2020-12"
10669	olive squat tumbling miser's plastic Penny	0		Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2020-12"
10670	wobbly overflowing gift basket	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10671	personalized wassail stein	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10672	tabletop candy dispenser	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10673	stylish neck wreath	0		Moxie: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10674	mirror rosewater-soaked shining star cap	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2020-12"
10675	mansplainer's nativity shorts	0		Monster Level: +15, Last Available: "2020-12"
10676	supercharged myrrh pouch of the detective	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Item Drop: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10677	auspicious Rosewater's frankincenser	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2020-12"
10678	tumbling lard-coated padded gilded trumpet	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10679	&quot;reusable&quot; grocery bag of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-12"
10680	wine carrier of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-12"
10681	candy bucket of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-12"
10682	adjusted colloidal quadruple-deionized ghostly prescription teeth whitener	0		Effect: "Full of Wist", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2020-12"
10683	dry nitrogenated super-vacuum-sealed skewed imported lemon lozenge	0		Effect: "Super Structure", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2020-12"
10684	galvanized hermedisiac cologne	0		Effect: "Creepin' Up on You", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2020-12"
10685	bouncing government food shipment	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10686	government booze shipment	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10687	wobbly government candy shipment	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10688	Crimbo Cheer tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10689	Crimbo Carol tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10690	Crimbo Commerce tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10691	huge food drive button	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10692	shaking maroon booze drive button	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10693	pulsating candy drive button	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10694	food mailing list	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10695	booze mailing list	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10696	candy mailing list	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10697	Socratic fruit bat of the early riser	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Adventures: +7, Class: "Seal Clubber", Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10698	pulsating Da Vinci's tinsel orb of the dark arts	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Last Available: "2020-12"
10699	miser's auspicious snowpack	0		Item Drop: +10, Meat Drop: +10, Class: "Pastamancer", Last Available: "2020-12"
10700	up-at-dawn Satan hat	0		Item Drop: +5, Adventures: +5, Class: "Sauceror", Last Available: "2020-12"
10701	Crimbo stockings of incineration of the businessman	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Meat Drop: +50, Class: "Disco Bandit", Last Available: "2020-12"
10702	scorching dance instructor's poncho de azucar	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Hot Damage: +25, Class: "Accordion Thief", Last Available: "2020-12"
10703	upside-down The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1	0		Skill: "Long Winter's Nap", Last Available: "2020-12"
10704	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 (used)	0		Skill: "Long Winter's Nap", Last Available: "2020-12"
10705	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2	0		Skill: "Bowl Full of Jelly", Last Available: "2020-12"
10706	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 (used)	0		Skill: "Bowl Full of Jelly", Last Available: "2020-12"
10707	jittery blurry The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3	0		Skill: "Ashes and Soot", Last Available: "2020-12"
10708	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3 (used)	0		Skill: "Ashes and Soot", Last Available: "2020-12"
10709	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4	0		Skill: "Eye and a Twist", Last Available: "2020-12"
10710	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used)	0		Skill: "Eye and a Twist", Last Available: "2020-12"
10711	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5	0		Skill: "Dimples, How Merry!", Last Available: "2020-12"
10712	twirling The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 (used)	0		Skill: "Dimples, How Merry!", Last Available: "2020-12"
10713	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6	0		Skill: "Chubby and Plump", Last Available: "2020-12"
10714	huge pulsating The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 (used)	0		Skill: "Chubby and Plump", Last Available: "2020-12"
10715	moldy green and pepper (stale)	3	crappy	Last Available: "2020-12"
10716	practically non-alcoholic lousy cranberry margarita (brackish)	1	decent	Last Available: "2020-12"
10717	blinking fuzzy polar bear ears	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Experience (Muscle): +3, Last Available: "2020-12"
10718	mirror nose	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Last Available: "2020-12"
10719	goose mask	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Experience (Moxie): +3, Last Available: "2020-12"
10720	mediocre wobbly barrel-aged eggnog	4	decent	Last Available: "2020-12"
10721	special decent hand-crafted candy cane	3	good	Effect: "A Few Extra Pounds", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2020-12"
10722	bland drive-thru burger	4	decent	Last Available: "2020-12"
10723	hand-crafted Boulevardier cocktail	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2020-12"
10724	dry teal Hotwire&trade; brand candy rope	0		Effect: "Amorous", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2020-12"
10725	tasty huge bowl full of jelly	10	awesome	Last Available: "2020-12"
10726	smooth Eye and a Twist	4	awesome	Last Available: "2020-12"
10727	aerosolized moist pulsating Chubby and Plump bar	0		Effect: "Weasels Underfoot", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2020-12"
10728	bouncing digibritches	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
10729	packaged crystal ball	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-01"
10730	blue bouncing huge crystal ball	0		Initiative: +50, Last Available: "2021-01", Item Drop (sporadic): +25
10731	fresh can of paint	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-12"
10732	narrow spinning fresh coat of paint	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10733	emotion chip	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-02", Skill: "Emotionally Chipped"
10734	mirror spinal-fluid-covered emotion chip	0		Last Available: "2021-02", Skill: "Emotionally Chipped"
10735	robo-battery	0		
10736	Thwaitgold listening bug statuette	0		
10737	yellow power seed	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-03"
10738	potted power plant	0		Last Available: "2021-03"
10739	adjusted upside-down blurry battery (AAA)	0		Effect: "Mushroom Magicalness", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2021-03"
10740	non-magnetized nitrogenated blue battery (AA)	0		Effect: "White Blooded", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2021-03"
10741	energized cyan battery (D)	0		Effect: "Nightstalkin'", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2021-03"
10742	quadruple-alkaline battery (9-Volt)	0		Effect: "Human-Horror Hybrid", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2021-03"
10743	energized pressed battery (lantern)	0		Effect: "Old School Pompadour", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2021-03"
10744	ionized battery (car)	0		Effect: "Rage of the Reindeer", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2021-03"
10745	blurry lime green spinning cryptocloak	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
10746	gray marshmallow	0		
10747	lousy weak marshmallow bomb	2	decent	Last Available: "2021-03"
10748	packaged backup camera	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-04"
10749	backup camera	0		Maximum HP / MP: +20, Meat Drop: +50, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Back-Up to your Last Enemy", Last Available: "2021-04"
10750	spinning shortest-order cook	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-05"
10751	plate	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10752	adjusted blinking short beer	0		Effect: "Human-Insect Hybrid", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2021-05"
10753	aerosolized short stack of pancakes	0		Effect: "Fizzier Than Light", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2021-05"
10754	deionized enhanced fuchsia short stick of butter	0		Effect: "Fustulent", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2021-05"
10755	frozen super-altered short glass of water	0		Effect: "Bootyliciousness", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2021-05"
10756	double-deionized enhanced short	0		Effect: "Frisky Spirit", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2021-05"
10757	Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette	0		
10758	quantum of familiar	0		
10759	bouncing Jack Frost's grievous familiar scrapbook	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Show Your Boring Familiar Pictures", Last Available: "2021-06"
10760	blurry narrow packaged familiar scrapbook	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-06"
10761	clan underground fireworks shop	0		Last Available: "2021-07"
10762	skewed Van der Graaf forbidden experienced fedora-mounted fountain	0		Experience: +2, Spell Damage Percent: +50, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-07"
10763	blinking chaotic resourceful curative sombrero-mounted sparkler	0		Maximum MP: +50, Spell Critical Percent: +10, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-07"
10764	greedy stanky Jim Carey's porkpie-mounted popper	0		Monster Level: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-07"
10765	fuchsia rocket	0		Last Available: "2021-07"
10766	rocket	0		Last Available: "2021-07"
10767	rocket	0		Last Available: "2021-07"
10768	special rotten huge fire crackers	3	crappy	Effect: "Leisurely Amblin'", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2021-07"
10769	Arr, M80	0		Last Available: "2021-07"
10770	greasy Catherine Wheel of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-07"
10771	family-friendly rocket boots of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-07"
10772	knitted gravedigger's sparkler	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-07"
10773	spinning huge Our Daily Candles&trade; order form	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-08"
10774	adjusted blinking Scent of a Human&trade; candle	0		Effect: "Human-Machine Hybrid", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2021-08"
10775	polarized The Beast Within&trade; candle	0		Effect: "Chock Full o' Nanites", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2021-08"
10776	improved dry Salsa Caliente&trade; candle	0		Effect: "Helping Comes Second", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2021-08"
10777	pressed diffused Smoldering Clover&trade; candle	0		Effect: "Booze Goozles", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2021-08"
10778	boiled quadruple-colloidal Napalm In The Morning&trade; candle	0		Effect: "Speed of the Internet", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2021-08"
10779	reassuring banded extra-large utility candle	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Spooky Resistance: +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-08"
10780	red jittery deadly runed taper candle of the sweet-tooth	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Candy Drop: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-08"
10781	mirror curative quilted novelty sparkling candle of extreme caution	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Monster Level: -25, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-08"
10782	Abracandalabra of the storm of the brazier	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-08"
10783	frosty extra-wide head candle of the brazier	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-08"
10784	dry flattened modified twirling natural magick candle	0		Effect: "Fungal Fortification", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2021-08"
10785	double-galvanized blinking rainbow glitter candle	0		Effect: "Dweeby", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2021-08"
10786	ionized shaking banana candle	0		Effect: "Pie in the Sky", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2021-08"
10787	anodized tumbling ear candle	0		Effect: "Beastly Flavor", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2021-08"
10788	unsweetened flattened twirling votive of confidence	0		Effect: "Buzzard Breath", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2021-08"
10789	up-at-dawn water candle	0		Adventures: +5, Water: 3, Lasts Until Rollover
10790	spinning experienced B. L. A. R. T.	0		Experience: +2, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "B. L. A. R. T. Spray (narrow)", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "B. L. A. R. T. Spray (medium)", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "B. L. A. R. T. Spray (wide)"
10791	Thwaitgold fire beetle statuette	0		
10792	empty nacho cheese can	0		Water: 1
10793	literal bucket hat	0		Water: 5
10794	rainproof barrel caulk	0		
10795	pump grease	0		
10796	packaged industrial fire extinguisher	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-09"
10797	inspector's perfumed wholesome brainy beefy industrial fire extinguisher of the sewer	0		Muscle: +10, Mysticality: +5, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Stench Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +5, Item Drop: +15, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Foam 'em Up", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Polar Vortex", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Foam Yourself", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Blast the Area", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Zone Specific", Last Available: "2021-09"
10798	The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells	0		Skill: "Dead Nostrils", Last Available: "2021-08"
10799	upside-down The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells (read)	0		Skill: "Dead Nostrils", Last Available: "2021-08"
10800	1950 Vampire Vintner wine	1	awesome	Last Available: "2021-10"
10801	bottled Vampire Vintner	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-10"
10802	French-Transylvanian Dictionary	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10803	packaged Daylight Shavings Helmet	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-11"
10804	teal twirling lightning-fast Sinatra's Daylight Shavings Helmet of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Experience (Moxie): +5, Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2021-11"
10805	eggwater	1	awesome	Last Available: "2021-12"
10806	tasty low-calorie bread man	1	awesome	Last Available: "2021-12"
10807	moldy plain candy cane	3	crappy	Last Available: "2021-12"
10808	super-sized bland flour cookie	5	decent	Last Available: "2021-12"
10809	olive mirror cool plastic food lab	0		Moxie: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10810	plastic nog lab of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10811	twirling miser's plastic chem lab	0		Meat Drop: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10812	olive flame-retardant plastic primary lab	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10813	gravedigger's plastic Cheer Core	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10814	blurry packaged medicine cabinet	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-12"
10815	narrow ghostly medicine cabinet	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10816	perfumed Newton's beefcake's ice crown	0		Muscle: +25, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Stench Resistance: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-12"
10817	tumbling therapeutic dangerous jeans	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Item Drop: +5, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-12"
10818	narrow Usain Bolt's ice wrap of the brute of Calamity Jane	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Initiative: +80, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-12"
10819	spoiled tofu pop	4	crappy	Last Available: "2021-12"
10820	decent bowl of prescription candy	4	good	Last Available: "2021-12"
10821	decent fishcake	3	good	Last Available: "2021-12"
10822	stale fancy squat bone broth	3	decent	Effect: "Stuck That Way", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2021-12"
10823	toothsome super-sized star pop	5	awesome	Last Available: "2021-12"
10824	hand-crafted weak enchanted skewed Doc's Fortifying Wine	2	EPIC	Effect: "Flaming Weapon", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2021-12"
10825	artisanal Doc's Smartifying Wine	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2021-12"
10826	artisanal weak skewed Doc's Limbering Wine	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2021-12"
10827	perfectly mixed gray squat Doc's Medical-Grade Wine	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2021-12"
10828	distilled gray Homebodyl&trade;	1		Last Available: "2021-12"
10829	denatured blinking bouncing Extrovermectin&trade;	1		Last Available: "2021-12"
10830	modified shaking narrow Breathitin&trade;	1		Effect: "Tennis Elbow-wow", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2021-12"
10831	denatured pulsating Fleshazole&trade;	1		Last Available: "2021-12"
10832	polymerized aerosolized jittery anti-burn cream	0		Effect: "Ooh, Umami!", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2021-12"
10833	pickled super-enhanced energized anti-freeze cream	0		Effect: "Well-Lubed", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2021-12"
10834	moist spinning anti-goosebump cream	0		Effect: "Heal Thy Nanoself", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2021-12"
10835	aerosolized anodized anti-odor cream	0		Effect: "Elvish", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2021-12"
10836	wet tumbling anti-creep cream	0		Effect: "The Two-Prong Crown", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2021-12"
10837	warmed spinning green anti-pain cream	0		Effect: "Stinkybeard", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2021-12"
10838	delicious watered-down Doc's Special Reserve Wine	2	awesome	Last Available: "2021-12"
10839	small adequate bread pie	2	good	Last Available: "2021-12"
10840	aged blue clear Russian	3	awesome	Last Available: "2021-12"
10841	zero-trust tanktop	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
10842	shaking Crimbo ball	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10843	Crimbo ball	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10844	gooified animal matter	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10845	gooified vegetable matter	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10846	gooified mineral matter	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10847	apple brown pudding pie	3	EPIC	Effect: "Hoity Toity", Effect Duration: 13
10848	extra-sweet chocolate and pear nog	3	good	Effect: "Hoity Toity", Effect Duration: 33
10849	coagulated plum pudding isomers	2		Effect: "Festively Experimented-Upon", Effect Duration: 50
10850	goo magnet	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10851	scorching cozy scarf	0		Hot Damage: +25, Last Available: "2021-12"
10852	low-calorie yummy huge Crimbo cookie	1	awesome	Last Available: "2023-06"
10853	ionized huge fleshy putty	0		Effect: "Cold Throat", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2021-12"
10854	up-at-dawn third ear	0		Adventures: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10855	festive egg sac	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10856	bouncing blue upside-down poisonsettia	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10857	peppermint-scented socks of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Last Available: "2021-12"
10858	bouncing the Crymbich Manuscript	0		Skill: "Ancient Crymbo Lore", Last Available: "2021-12"
10859	projectile chemistry set	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10860	jittery avaricious depleted Crimbonium football helmet	0		Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2021-12"
10861	synthetic rock	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10862	normal massive &quot;caramel&quot;	6	good	Last Available: "2021-12"
10863	olive flame-wreathed self-repairing earmuffs	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2021-12"
10864	shaking ruddy carnivorous potted plant	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2021-12"
10865	universal biscuit	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10866	gray pulsating deadly yule hatchet	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Last Available: "2021-12"
10867	potato alarm clock	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10868	stale pulsating lab-grown meat	3	decent	Last Available: "2021-12"
10869	jittery smelly fleece	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2021-12"
10870	boxed gumball machine	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10871	cloning kit	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10872	pants of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Last Available: "2021-12"
10873	Sherlock's hardened baleful can of mixed everything	0		Spell Damage: +25, Damage Reduction: 3, Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2021-12"
10874	Site Alpha ID badge	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10875	bouncing the Crymbich Manuscript (used)	0		Skill: "Ancient Crymbo Lore", Last Available: "2021-12"
10876	bland half-sized meatball	2	decent	Last Available: "2021-12"
10877	cloned monster	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10878	meatball machine	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10879	refurbished air fryer	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10880	mixed twirling fried air	1		Effect: "Knightlife", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2021-12"
10881	twirling 11-leaf clover	0		
10882	shaking carton of astral energy drinks	0		
10883	altered upside-down astral energy drink	1		Effect: "Sweet and Red", Effect Duration: 25
10884	mint condition magnifying glass	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
10885	lightning-fast greedy scandalous magnifying glass	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +20, Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2022-12"
10886	smooth shaking void lager	4	awesome	Last Available: "2022-12"
10887	delicious thick blinking void burger	5	awesome	Last Available: "2022-12"
10888	blurry void stone	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
10889	Sherlock's flame-wreathed Van der Graaf void shard of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Item Drop: +25, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2022-12"
10890	bouncing undrilled cosmic bowling ball	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-01"
10891	blue tumbling cosmic bowling ball	0		Last Available: "2022-01"
10892	combat lover's locket lockbox	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-02"
10893	skewed Jeselnik's combat lover's locket	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Single Equip, Gear Drop: [pref(locketPhylum,demon)*50], Last Available: "2022-02"
10894	Thwaitgold protozoa statuette	0		
10895	grey gosling	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-03"
10896	grey down vest	0		Experience (familiar): +2
10897	trojan horseshoe	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
10898	skewed undamaged Unbreakable Umbrella	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-04"
10899	wicked Fonzie's groovy unbreakable umbrella (broken) of vim and vigor	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Experience (Moxie): +1, Spell Damage: +5, Maximum HP Percent: +50
10900	tumbling MayDay&trade; contract	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-05"
10901	cyan narrow MayDay&trade; supply package	0		Last Available: "2022-05"
10902	ionized emergency glowstick	0		Effect: "Nas Tea", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2022-05"
10903	sizzling survival knife	0		Hot Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-05"
10904	inspector's crank-powered radio on a lanyard	0		Item Drop: +15, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-05"
10905	chilly headlamp	0		Cold Damage: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-05"
10906	lightning-fast zippy toasty thermal blanket	0		Hot Damage: +5, Initiative: 60, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-05"
10907	Newton's atlas of local maps	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-05"
10908	liquefied spare battery	0		Effect: "The Sweats", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2022-05"
10909	space blanket	0		Last Available: "2022-05"
10910	tarnished triple-cold-filtered single-use dust mask	0		Effect: "Cool Spirit", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2022-05"
10911	pickled electrified gaffer's tape	0		Effect: "Fungal Flamb&eacute;", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2022-05"
10912	rotten 20-lb can of rice and beans	4	crappy	Last Available: "2022-05"
10913	shaking bar of freeze-dried water	1	good	Last Available: "2022-05"
10914	stale tumbling expired MRE	3	decent	Last Available: "2022-05"
10915	fancy moldy wobbly cool mint precipice bar	3	crappy	Effect: "Empty Inside", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2022-05"
10916	rotten thick carrot cake precipice bar	5	crappy	Last Available: "2022-05"
10917	The Big Book of Every Skill	0		
10918	ghostly Thwaitgold harvestman statuette	0		
10919	green packaged June cleaver	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-06"
10920	hardy June cleaver of incineration of the early riser	0		Maximum HP: +50, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Adventures: +7, Attacks Can't Miss, Last Available: "2022-06"
10921	tolerable enchanted shaking Dad's brandy	3	good	Effect: "In Tuna", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2022-06"
10922	spinning ruddy groovy teacher's pen	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2022-06"
10923	delicious fire-roasted lake trout	4	awesome	Last Available: "2022-06"
10924	decent gray guilty sprout	3	good	Last Available: "2022-06"
10925	lion tamer's Jim Carey's mother's necklace	0		Monster Level: +25, Experience (familiar): +2, Last Available: "2022-06"
10926	flattened ionized trampled ticket stub	0		Effect: "Dancing Prowess", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2022-06"
10927	wet squat savings bond	0		Effect: "BOOsted", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2022-06"
10928	designer sweatpants (new stock)	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-07"
10929	blurry designer sweatpants	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Flick", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Flood", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Spray", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Sip", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Make Sweat-Ade", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Drench Yourself in Sweat", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sip Some Sweat", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Sweat Out Some Booze", Last Available: "2022-07"
10930	powdered spinning spinning sweat-ade	1		Last Available: "2022-07"
10931	unopened stillsuit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-08"
10932	twirling red stillsuit	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Experience (familiar): +1, Familiar Damage: +10, Last Available: "2022-08"
10933	thick dinosaur	0		
10934	dinosaur scale	0		
10935	pristine dinosaur feather	0		
10936	gray blurry nasty dinosaur spike	0		
10937	maroon supercharged pterodactyl rifle	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Snipe Pterodactyl"
10938	birdseed hat	0		
10939	narrow flatusaur gasmask	0		
10940	dinosaur dart	0		
10941	dry aerosolized upside-down Dino DNAde&trade;	0		Effect: "Twinkly Weapon", Effect Duration: 45
10942	huge dinosaur repellent	0		
10943	teal veiny camouflage vest	0		Maximum HP: +10
10944	Dinodollar	0		
10945	valuable dinosaur droppings	0		
10946	dinosaur pheromone kit	0		
10947	maroon awkward dinosaur research harness of the ox of the storm of courage	0		Muscle: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Spooky Resistance: +3
10948	family-friendly reflective vest	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1
10949	baleful dinosaur	0		Spell Damage: +25
10950	Thwaitgold mosquito-in-amber statuette	0		
10951	packaged Jurassic Parka	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-09"
10952	flame-wreathed Jurassic Parka of the cheetah	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Initiative: +60, Avoid Attack: 1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Engage ultra-attractive parka mode", Last Available: "2022-09"
10953	boxed autumn-aton	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-10"
10954	autumn-aton	0		Last Available: "2022-10"
10955	corrupted nitrogenated tumbling autumn leaf	0		Effect: "Slimily Strong", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2022-10"
10956	aged AutumnFest ale	4	awesome	Last Available: "2022-10"
10957	Van der Graaf hale autumn sweater-weather sweater of horror	0		Maximum HP: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-10"
10958	skewed auspicious lard-coated dance instructor's slick autumn debris shield	0		Moxie: +10, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-10"
10959	normal snack-sized maroon autumn-spice donut	2	good	Last Available: "2022-10"
10960	magnetized alkaline autumn dollar	0		Effect: "Frisky Spirit", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2022-10"
10961	blinking Tesla steel-toed autumn leaf pendant of the sewer	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Stench Damage: +25, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-10"
10962	vaporized teal autumn breeze	1		Last Available: "2022-10"
10963	flattened tarnished squat autumn years wisdom	0		Effect: "Buggy Flavor", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2022-10"
10964	familiar-in-the-middle wrapper	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
10965	irresponsibly strong lousy Oopsie IPA	9	decent	Last Available: "2022-10"
10966	mummified entombed cookbookbat	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-11"
10967	Yeast of Boris	0		Last Available: "2022-11"
10968	St. Sneaky Pete's Whey	0		Last Available: "2022-11"
10969	huge Vegetable of Jarlsberg	0		Last Available: "2022-11"
10970	rotten half-sized ratatouille de Jarlsberg	2	crappy	Last Available: "2022-11"
10971	spoiled Jarlsberg's vegetable soup	3	crappy	Last Available: "2022-11"
10972	super-sized rotten narrow roasted vegetable of Jarlsberg	5	crappy	Last Available: "2022-11"
10973	rotten St. Pete's sneaky smoothie	4	crappy	Last Available: "2022-11"
10974	moldy narrow Pete's wiley whey bar	3	crappy	Last Available: "2022-11"
10975	tiny normal cyan Pete's rich ricotta	1	good	Last Available: "2022-11"
10976	practically non-alcoholic mediocre Boris's beer	1	decent	Last Available: "2022-11"
10977	spoiled honey bun of Boris	3	crappy	Last Available: "2022-11"
10978	decent Boris's bread	3	good	Last Available: "2022-11"
10979	Recipe of Before Yore: ratatouille de Jarlsberg	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "ratatouille de Jarlsberg"
10980	blinking Recipe of Before Yore: Jarlsberg's vegetable soup	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Jarlsberg's vegetable soup"
10981	Recipe of Before Yore: roasted vegetable of J.	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "roasted vegetable of Jarlsberg"
10982	Recipe of Before Yore: St. Pete's sneaky smoothie	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "St. Pete's sneaky smoothie"
10983	green Recipe of Before Yore: Pete's wily whey bar	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Pete's wiley whey bar"
10984	Recipe of Before Yore: Pete's rich ricotta	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Pete's rich ricotta"
10985	shaking Recipe of Before Yore: Boris's beer	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Boris's beer"
10986	Recipe of Before Yore: honey bun of Boris	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "honey bun of Boris"
10987	fuchsia Recipe of Before Yore: Boris's bread	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Boris's bread"
10988	rotten baked veggie ricotta casserole	3	crappy	Last Available: "2022-11"
10989	gigantic adequate lime green narrow plain calzone	10	good	Last Available: "2022-11"
10990	flavorless snack-sized roasted vegetable focaccia	2	decent	Last Available: "2022-11"
10991	bland miniature Pizza of Legend	2	decent	Last Available: "2022-11"
10992	spoiled twirling Calzone of Legend	3	crappy	Last Available: "2022-11"
10993	Recipe of Before Yore: Calzone of Legend	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Calzone of Legend"
10994	tumbling pulsating Recipe of Before Yore: Pizza of Legend	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Pizza of Legend"
10995	blinking Recipe of Before Yore: roasted vegetable focaccia	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "roasted vegetable focaccia"
10996	Recipe of Before Yore: plain calzone	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "plain calzone"
10997	Recipe of Before Yore: baked veggie ricotta	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "baked veggie ricotta casserole"
10998	cookbookbat book	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10999	spinning Recipe of Before Yore: Deep Dish of Legend	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Deep Dish of Legend"
11000	stale jumbo narrow Deep Dish of Legend	5	decent	Last Available: "2022-11"
11001	huge deed to Oliver's Place	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-01"
11002	drink chit	0		Last Available: "2024-01"
11003	government per-diem	0		Last Available: "2024-01"
11004	Sherlock's prohie's hat	0		Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2024-01"
11005	liquefied blue pulsating imported taffy	0		Effect: "Ichorous Eyesight", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2024-01"
11006	resourceful Charleston shoes of the cheetah	0		Maximum MP: +50, Initiative: +60, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-01"
11007	pulsating booze bindle	0		Last Available: "2024-01"
11008	occult rare oboe of the scaredy-cat	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Monster Level: -15, Last Available: "2024-01"
11009	lime green razor-sharp weightlifter's bullet necklace	0		Muscle: +15, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-01"
11010	yummy massive swamp haunch	7	awesome	Last Available: "2024-01"
11011	wobbly frightening extremely unsafe gator shades	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Spooky Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-01"
11012	milk cap	0		Last Available: "2024-01"
11013	delicious enchanted Charleston Choo-Choo	4	awesome	Effect: "Once Bitten Twice Fried", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2024-01"
11014	drinkable irresponsibly strong Velvet Veil	10	good	Last Available: "2024-01"
11015	aged Marltini	3	awesome	Last Available: "2024-01"
11016	drinkable distilled Strong, Silent Type	5	good	Last Available: "2024-01"
11017	practically non-alcoholic delicious Mysterious Stranger	1	awesome	Last Available: "2024-01"
11018	watered-down drinkable blurry Champagne Shimmy	2	good	Last Available: "2024-01"
11019	the Sot's parcel	0		Last Available: "2024-01"
11020	reassuring veiny ceramic cestus	0		Maximum HP: +10, Spooky Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ceramic Punch", Last Available: "2023-12"
11021	ghostly gray personal trainer's groovy ceramic centurion shield of the businessman	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Meat Drop: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ceramic Bash", Last Available: "2023-12"
11022	blurry dangerous beefcake's ceramic celery grater	0		Muscle: +25, Weapon Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ceramic Grate", Last Available: "2023-12"
11023	pulsating resourceful studded ceramic celsiturometer of the scaredy-cat	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Maximum MP: +50, Monster Level: -15, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ceramic Boil", Last Available: "2023-12"
11024	shaking inspector's ribald ceramic cerecloth belt of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Damage: +10, Item Drop: +15, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ceramic Skullgaze", Last Available: "2023-12"
11025	foul-smelling wholesome sinister ceramic cenobite's robe	0		Spell Damage: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Stench Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ceramic Cenobitize", Last Available: "2023-12"
11026	denatured ceramic scree	1		Effect: "Tingly Wrists", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2023-12"
11027	electrified Vulcanized squat extra-hard jawbreaker	0		Effect: "Heart of Orange", Effect Duration: 60
11028	yellow blurry aromatic weightlifter's chiffon chevrons	0		Muscle: +15, Stench Resistance: +1, Item Drop: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12"
11029	greedy sinister chiffon chapeau of horror	0		Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +20, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11030	experienced chiffon chamberpot of the scaredy-cat of bravery	0		Experience: +2, Monster Level: -15, Spooky Resistance: +5, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11031	tumbling Oprah's chiffon chemise of the dark arts of Calamity Jane	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11032	twirling reassuring MacGyver's Rosewater's chiffon chakram	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Maximum MP: +100, Spooky Resistance: +1, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11033	stanky supercharged razor-sharp chiffon chaps	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11034	diluted chiffon carbage	1		Effect: "Healthy, Elfy, and Wise", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2023-12"
11035	frozen mirror tumbling yellow chiffon lemon	0		Effect: "Fastbreaker", Effect Duration: 16
11036	jumbo tasty chocomotive	5	awesome	Last Available: "2022-12"
11037	special decent cyan freightcake	3	good	Effect: "Leo Rising", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2022-12"
11038	mediocre shaking cabooze	3	decent	Last Available: "2022-12"
11039	green plastic caboose	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11040	olive greasy plastic passenger car	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2022-12"
11041	narrow lion tamer's plastic dining car	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Last Available: "2022-12"
11042	strapping plastic coal car of Leguizamo	0		Muscle: +5, Monster Level: +20, Last Available: "2022-12"
11043	rock-hard plastic locomotive	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Last Available: "2022-12"
11044	packaged model train set	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-12"
11045	model train set	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11046	Crimbo training manual	0		
11047	Abuela Crimbo's special magnet	0		
11048	blurry skewed blurry Trainbot radar monocle	0		Single Equip
11049	pile of Trainbot parts	0		
11050	flattened wet pulsating Trainbot circuitry	0		Effect: "Electrolit Up", Effect Duration: 30
11051	pickled vacuum-sealed shaking Trainbot tubing	0		Effect: "Net Tea", Effect Duration: 11
11052	pressed twirling Trainbot plating	0		Effect: "Colorful Gratitude", Effect Duration: 39
11053	chilled blue wobbly Trainbot optics	0		Effect: "Cuts Like a Buttered Knife", Effect Duration: 43
11054	enhanced tumbling Trainbot servomotors	0		Effect: "Mutated", Effect Duration: 55
11055	concentrated Trainbot linkages	0		Effect: "Wallflowering", Effect Duration: 62
11056	ping-pong paddle	0		Single Equip
11057	maroon ping-pong ball	0		
11058	MacGyver's Trainbot harness	0		Maximum MP: +100
11059	ping-pong table	0		
11060	Crimbo train emergency brake	0		
11061	wobbly Trainbot autoassembly module	0		
11062	gray foul-smelling Herculean head-mounted Trainbot of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Experience (Muscle): +1, Stench Damage: +10, Last Available: "2022-12"
11063	flame-wreathed sage leg-mounted Trainbots of the early riser	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2022-12"
11064	censurious steel-toed thinker's shoulder-mounted Trainbot	0		Mysticality: +10, Damage Reduction: 9, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2022-12"
11065	cinnamon machine oil	0		
11066	Crimbo crystal shards	0		
11067	triple-distilled tolerable dregs of a Crimbo cocktail	7	good	
11068	lost elf luggage	0		
11069	Trainbot luggage hook	0		Single Equip
11070	toothsome tiny blinking honey-drenched ham slice	1	awesome	
11071	bad blurry mostly-empty bottle of cookie wine	3	decent	
11072	stale Crimbo food scraps	3	decent	
11073	arm towel	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11074	automatic wine thief	0		Single Equip
11075	tumbling table-scraper	0		Single Equip
11076	Trainbot slag	0		
11077	industrially-crushed ice	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11078	tasty thick steamed oyster	5	awesome	
11079	really nice lump of coal	0		
11080	deactivated mini-Trainbot	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11081	steam unit	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11082	crystal Crimbo goblet	0		
11083	crystal Crimbo platter	0		
11084	acceptable practically non-alcoholic blinking Crimbosmopolitan	1	good	Last Available: "2022-12"
11085	delicious bite-sized Crimbo dinner	1	awesome	Last Available: "2022-12"
11086	overloaded Yule battery	0		Familiar Weight: +25, Last Available: "2022-12"
11087	train whistle	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11088	The Superconductor's CPU	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2022-12"
11089	blinking unoccupied sheep suit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-12"
11090	half-height cigar	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11091	grubby wool	0		
11092	double-paned grubby wool hat of wisdom of the sweet-tooth	0		Mysticality: +15, Cold Resistance: +5, Candy Drop: +100
11093	thinker's grubby wool scarf of the sweet-tooth	0		Mysticality: +10, Candy Drop: +100, Single Equip
11094	beefcake's grubby wool trousers of wisdom of the pedagogue	0		Muscle: +25, Mysticality: +15, Experience: +3
11095	gravedigger's coward's medical-grade ruddy grubby wool gloves	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Monster Level: -20, Spooky Damage: +10, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip
11096	twirling blinking olive grubby wool beerwarmer	0		
11097	lousy nice warm beer	3	decent	
11098	grubby woolball	0		
11099	jittery Rock Garden Guide	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-01"
11100	pulsating packet of rock seeds	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11101	groveling gravel	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11102	mixed fuchsia fruity pebble	1		Effect: "Berry Elemental", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-01"
11103	lodestone	0		Effect: "Loded", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2023-01"
11104	wobbly milestone	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11105	wobbly bolder boulder	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11106	molehill mountain	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11107	skewed whet stone	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11108	twirling maroon hard rock	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11109	stalagmite	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11110	chocolate covered ping-pong ball	0		
11112	toothsome pixel bread	3	awesome	
11113	artisanal watered-down pixel whiskey	2	EPIC	
11114	skewed tumbling pixel rock	0		
11115	narrow S.I.T. Course Voucher	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-02"
11116	S.I.T. Course Completion Certificate	0		Last Available: "2023-02"
11117	triple-flattened glob of extra-green chlorophyll	0		Effect: "Mercenary", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2023-02"
11118	chilled wobbly mushroom	0		Effect: "Fastbreaker", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2023-02"
11119	activated deionized olive five-fingered fern resin	0		Effect: "Full-Body Tan", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2023-02"
11120	stale green super good fruit	3	decent	Last Available: "2023-02"
11121	dehydrated gray pulsating energized spores	1		Effect: "Blessing of Squirtlcthulli", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2023-02"
11122	smelly scorching hot pepper	0		Hot Damage: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Lantern: 1, Lantern Element: "Hot", Last Available: "2023-02"
11123	anodized pressed narrow out-of-work circus flea	0		Effect: "Fitter, Happier", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2023-02"
11124	red extra-grubby grub	0		Last Available: "2023-02"
11125	polymerized narrow fire ant pheromones	0		Effect: "Nature's Bounty", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2023-02"
11126	double-dry galvanized flattened shaking flapper fly	0		Effect: "Mint-Condition Breath", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2023-02"
11127	weak delicious shot of wasp venom	2	awesome	Last Available: "2023-02"
11128	galvanized bouncing filled mosquito	0		Effect: "Benetton's Medley of Diversity", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2023-02"
11129	chilled shim of shame shale	0		Effect: "Speed of the Internet", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2023-02"
11130	irradiated colloidal twirling pebble of proud pyrite	0		Effect: "Wintergreen Warmongery", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2023-02"
11131	magnetized pile of gritty sand	0		Effect: "Super-Mega-Charged", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2023-02"
11132	hollow rock	0		Last Available: "2023-02"
11133	tarnished boiled angry agate	0		Effect: "The Moxie of LOV", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2023-02"
11134	oxidized colloidal corrupted twirling lump of loyal latite	0		Effect: "Pretending to Pretend", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2023-02"
11135	half-sized moldy pulsating shadow sausage	2	crappy	Last Available: "2023-03"
11136	veiny slick shadow skin	0		Moxie: +10, Maximum HP: +10, Last Available: "2023-03"
11137	cold-filtered shadow flame	0		Effect: "Icy Composition", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2023-03"
11138	adequate immense jittery shadow bread	7	good	Last Available: "2023-03"
11139	fuchsia shadow ice	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11140	fortified bad bouncing lime green shadow fluid	5	decent	Last Available: "2023-03"
11141	shadow glass	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11142	huge shadow brick	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11143	shadow sinew	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11144	perfectly mixed weak shadow venom	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2023-03"
11145	dried shadow nectar	1		Last Available: "2023-03"
11146	lime green scorching careful sharpshooter's shadow stick	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Monster Level: -10, Hot Damage: +25, Last Available: "2023-03"
11147	purple huge baleful strapping bat paw	0		Muscle: +5, Spell Damage: +25
11148	curative uncursed bat paw	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
11149	squat upside-down stanky Samson's goblin cape of the sweet-tooth	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Candy Drop: +100
11150	lightning-fast uncursed goblin cape	0		Initiative: +40
11151	Oprah's dragon wishbone of chilblains	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Cold Damage: +25
11152	wholesome uncursed dragon wishbone	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10
11153	dog trainer's stats of the wise owl of terror of the boozehound	0		Mysticality: +20, Experience (familiar): +1, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Booze Drop: +100
11154	friendly uncursed stats	0		Familiar Weight: +3
11155	mirror greedy smartaleck's arcane orb	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Meat Drop: +20
11156	blinking red aromatic uncursed arcane orb	0		Stench Resistance: +1
11157	yellow scandalous machete	0		Sleaze Damage: +5
11158	thinker's uncursed machete	0		Mysticality: +10
11159	blanket	0		
11160	jittery green uncursed blanket	0		
11161	squat rosy-cheeked studded beefcake's medallion	0		Muscle: +25, Damage Absorption: +80, Maximum HP Percent: +30
11162	blinking hardened uncursed medallion	0		Damage Reduction: 3
11163	Advanced Pig Skinning	0		
11164	ghostly The Cheese Wizard's Companion	0		
11165	Jazz Agent sheet music	0		
11166	narrow Thwaitgold anti-moth statuette	0		
11167	jittery shadowy cheat sheet	0		Free Pull
11168	closed-circuit phone system	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-03"
11169	closed-circuit pay phone	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11170	shadow lighter	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11171	shadow heptahedron	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11172	shadow snowflake	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11173	shadow heart	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11174	shadow bucket	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11175	shadow wave	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11176	jittery Rufus's shadow lodestone	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11177	wobbly dance instructor's shadow chef's hat of the storm of horror	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2023-03"
11178	green avaricious Herculean slick shadow trousers	0		Moxie: +10, Experience (Muscle): +1, Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2023-03"
11179	weightlifter's shadow hammer of the sewer	0		Muscle: +15, Stench Damage: +25, Last Available: "2023-03"
11180	squat fuchsia Jim Carey's hale arcane researcher's shadow monocle	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Maximum HP: +20, Monster Level: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-03"
11181	shadow candle	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Shadow Flame", Last Available: "2023-03"
11182	flavorless shadow hot dog	4	decent	Last Available: "2023-03"
11183	practically non-alcoholic perfectly mixed shadow martini	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2023-03"
11184	compressed gray huge shadow pill	1		Effect: "Just Aged Enough", Effect Duration: 50
11185	upside-down shadow needle	0		
11186	cursed monkey's paw	0		All Attributes: +10, Spooky Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, All Resistance: +2, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Monkey Slap", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Monkey Tickle", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Evil Monkey Eye", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Monkey Peace Sign", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Monkey Point", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Monkey Punch", Last Available: "2023-04"
11187	blinking monkey glove	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-04"
11188	polymerized aerosolized shadow candy	0		Effect: "Electrolit Up", Effect Duration: 64
11189	replica Mr. Accessory	0		
11190	pulsating replica Dark Jill-O-Lantern	0		
11191	blurry replica hand turkey outline	0		
11192	replica crimbo elfling	0		
11193	replica pygmy bugbear shaman	0		
11194	dedigitizer schematic: cyburger	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11195	shaking replica gravy-covered maypole	0		Item Drop: +25
11196	replica wax lips	0		Experience: +3
11197	replica Tome of Snowcone Summoning	0		
11198	tumbling dedigitizer schematic: cybeer	0		Last Available: "2025-12", Softcore Only
11199	flame-retardant padded slick replica jewel-eyed wizard hat	0		Moxie: +10, Damage Absorption: +20, Hot Resistance: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Magic Missile"
11200	coward's Oprah's therapeutic replica bottle-rocket crossbow	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Monster Level: -20, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire red bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire blue bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire orange bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire purple bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire black bottle-rocket"
11201	censurious baleful boxer's thinker's replica navel ring of navel gazing	0		Mysticality: +10, Muscle Percent: +10, Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Item Drop (sporadic): 4.25, Meat Drop (sporadic): 4.25
11202	extremely unsafe replica V for Vivala mask of the early riser	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Adventures: +7, Single Equip, Combat Item Damage Percent: 50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Creepy Grin"
11203	lightning-fast friendly Rosewater's replica haiku katana	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Familiar Weight: +3, Initiative: +40, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spring Raindrop Attack", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Summer Siesta", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Falling Leaf Whirlwind", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Winter's Bite Technique", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "The 17 Cuts"
11204	jittery replica box of fireworks	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire off a Roman Candle", Item Drop (sporadic): +12.5
11205	replica cotton candy cocoon	0		
11206	inspector's toasty curative occult replica Elvish sunglasses	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Hot Damage: +5, Item Drop: +15, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play an Accordion Solo", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play a Guitar Solo", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play a Drum Solo", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play a Flute Solo"
11207	yellow replica squamous polyp	0		
11208	narrow purple replica stone sphere	0		
11209	wobbly greedy steel-toed brainy replica Greatest American Pants	0		Mysticality: +5, Damage Reduction: 9, Meat Drop: +20
11210	replica organ grinder	0		
11211	green careful baleful replica Juju Mojo Mask of bravery	0		Spell Damage: +25, Monster Level: -10, Spooky Resistance: +5, Single Equip
11212	blurry resourceful wholesome dance instructor's replica Operation Patriot Shield	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Maximum MP: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Throw Shield", Variable
11213	replica Libram of Resolutions	0		
11214	olive lion tamer's banded replica plastic vampire fangs of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Damage Absorption: +100, Experience (familiar): +2, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Feed"
11215	replica angel	0		
11216	replica Camp Scout backpack of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Drops Items
11217	replica deactivated nanobots	0		
11218	replica Apathargic Bandersnatch	0		
11219	replica Smith's Tome	0		
11220	jittery replica over-the-shoulder Folder Holder	0		
11221	jittery replica Order of the Green Thumb Order Form	0		
11222	shrink-wrapped Cincho de Mayo	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-05"
11223	manspreader's Cincho de Mayo of the ox of incineration of the glutton	0		Muscle: +20, Monster Level: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Food Drop: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Dispense Salt and Lime", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Party Soundtrack", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Fiesta Exit", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Projectile Piñata", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Party Foul", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Confetti Extravaganza", Last Available: "2023-05"
11224	dedigitizer schematic: psilocyber mushroom	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11225	replica Little Geneticist DNA-Splicing Lab	0		
11226	replica still grill	0		
11227	blurry olive replica Crimbo sapling	0		
11228	replica puck	0		
11229	replica Chateau Mantegna room key	0		
11230	replica Deck of Every Card	0		
11231	replica Source terminal	0		
11232	replica disconnected intergnat	0		
11233	replica Witchess Set	0		
11234	pulsating replica genie bottle	0		
11235	replica space planula	0		
11236	replica unpowered Robortender	0		
11237	replica Neverending Party invitation envelope	0		
11238	replica January's Garbage Tote	0		
11239	huge blue replica God Lobster Egg	0		
11240	mirror purple careful rock-hard replica Fourth of May Cosplay Saber of the brazier	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Monster Level: -10, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Use the Force"
11241	prompt lard-coated scorching banded slick replica Kramco Sausage-o-Matic&trade;	0		Moxie: +10, Damage Absorption: +100, Hot Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Adventures: +3
11242	gray lightning-fast nippy friendly medical-grade curative sinister savvy replica hewn moon-rune spoon of James Dean of the bloodbag of terror of the sweet-tooth	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Experience (Moxie): +3, Spell Damage: +10, Maximum HP: +100, Familiar Weight: +3, Cold Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Candy Drop: +100, Initiative: +40, HP Regen Min: 10, HP Regen Max: 15, Single Equip, Alters Page Text, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Dragoon Platoon", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spittoon Monsoon", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Festoon Buffoon", Rollover Effect Duration: 50
11243	replica baby camelCalf	0		
11244	greasy resourceful quilted replica Powerful Glove of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Damage Absorption: +40, Maximum MP: +50, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Item Drop: +5, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Replace Enemy", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Shrink Enemy", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Invisible Avatar", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Triple Size"
11245	manspreader's rock-hard grievous replica Cargo Cultist Shorts of mayonnaise	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Damage Reduction: 5, Monster Level: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
11246	prompt sharpshooter's baleful dangerous experienced brainy replica industrial fire extinguisher	0		Mysticality: +5, Experience: +2, Weapon Damage: +10, Spell Damage: +25, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Adventures: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Foam 'em Up", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Polar Vortex", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Foam Yourself", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Blast the Area", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Zone Specific"
11247	squat replica crystal ball	0		Initiative: +50, Item Drop (sporadic): +25
11248	replica emotion chip	0		Skill: "Replica Emotionally Chipped"
11249	wobbly dog trainer's chaotic replica Jurassic Parka	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Experience (familiar): +1, Avoid Attack: 1
11250	replica grey gosling	0		
11251	replica designer sweatpants	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Flick", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Flood", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Spray", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Sip", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Make Sweat-Ade", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Drench Yourself in Sweat", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sip Some Sweat", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Sweat Out Some Booze"
11252	upside-down replica plastic pumpkin bucket	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Item Drop: +13, Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.35
11253	squat replica Ten Dollars	0		
11254	Sherlock's supercharged banded replica Cincho de Mayo of Flo-Jo	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Item Drop: +25, Initiative: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Dispense Salt and Lime", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Party Soundtrack", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Fiesta Exit", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Projectile Piñata", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Party Foul", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Confetti Extravaganza"
11255	Thwaitgold splendor beetle statuette	0		
11256	olive shaking shrink-wrapped 2002 Mr. Store Catalog	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-06"
11257	skewed 2002 Mr. Store Catalog	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11258	wobbly Jack Frost's friendly sage strapping &quot;I survived Y2K&quot; T-Shirt of the businessman of the cheetah	0		Muscle: +5, Mysticality Percent: +10, Familiar Weight: +3, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Meat Drop: +50, Initiative: +60, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-06"
11259	ghostly Letter from Carrie Bradshaw	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11260	squat auspicious cool pro skateboard	0		Moxie: +5, Item Drop: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Do a Kickflip", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Do a Method!", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Do an epic McTwist!", Last Available: "2023-06"
11261	Mr. Accessaturday	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11262	bouncing Meat Butler	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11263	bouncing Loathing Idol Microphone	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11264	Charter: Nellyville	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11265	Manual of Secret Door Detection	0		Last Available: "2023-06", Skill: "Secret Door Awareness"
11266	Temple Grandin's Flash Liquidizer Ultra Dousing Accessory	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Douse Foe", Last Available: "2023-06"
11267	maroon censurious flame-retardant smartaleck's slick Amulet of Perpetual Darkness	0		Moxie: +10, Moxie Percent: +30, Hot Resistance: +1, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Blind, Last Available: "2023-06"
11268	Giant monolith	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11269	Crimbo cookie sheet	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11270	VHS Tape	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11271	energized scroll of minor invulnerability	0		Effect: "Mucilaginous Mentalism", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2023-06"
11272	Lapis Lazuli	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11273	mirror Eye Agate	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11274	Azurite	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11275	blinking Arrow (+1)	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11276	adjusted oxidized lime green scroll of protection from lycanthropes	0		Effect: "Gutterminded", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2023-06"
11277	yellow Loathing Idol Microphone (75% charged)	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11278	Loathing Idol Microphone (50% charged)	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11279	Loathing Idol Microphone (25% charged)	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11280	Replica 2002 Mr. Store Catalog	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11281	Mr. Big's Wallet	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11282	mediocre Sexy Cosmo	4	decent	Last Available: "2023-06"
11283	Souvenir Chopsticks	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11284	reassuring red-soled high heels of the wise owl of incineration	0		Mysticality: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2023-06"
11285	yummy low-calorie cyburger	1	awesome	Last Available: "2025-12"
11286	padded ncle leg	0		Damage Absorption: +20
11287	olive Oprah's rutabuga bag of mayonnaise	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
11288	mesquito proboscis of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
11289	blinking senate fly thorax of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50
11290	non-liquefied liquefied mirror bug juice	0		Effect: "Rotten Memories", Effect Duration: 25
11291	skewed wool spider leg	0		Cold Resistance: +1
11292	bouncing beetle antenna of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5
11293	jittery Temple Grandin's mantis skull	0		Familiar Weight: +7
11294	adjusted anodized shaking chitin powder	0		Effect: "Milk Studly", Effect Duration: 61
11295	twirling lard-coated beefcake's daddy shortlegs leg	0		Muscle: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
11296	hale Socratic birdybug antenna	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Maximum HP: +20
11297	squat perfumed kilopede skull of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Stench Resistance: +5
11298	diffused triple-enhanced galvanized haemolymphnode	0		Effect: "Flashing Eyes", Effect Duration: 44
11299	pressed bouncing chitin powder paste	0		Effect: "critical.enh", Effect Duration: 64
11300	sleeping patriotic eagle	0		Free Pull
11301	claw-held flag	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11302	souvenir flag	0		
11303	pulsating name change form	0		
11304	replica sleeping patriotic eagle	0		
11305	boxed august scepter	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-08"
11306	august scepter	0		All Attributes: +15, HP Regen Min: 10, HP Regen Max: 15, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 1st: Mountain Climbing Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 2nd: Find an Eleven-Leaf Clover Day", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 3rd: Watermelon Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 4th: Water Balloon Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 5th: Oyster Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 6th: Fresh Breath Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 7th: Lighthouse Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 8th: Cat Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 9th: Hand Holding Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 10th: World Lion Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 11th: Presidential Joke Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 12th: Elephant Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 13th: Left/Off Hander's Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 14th: Financial Awareness  Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 15th: Relaxation Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 16th: Roller Coaster Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 17th: Thriftshop Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 18th: Serendipity Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 19th: Honey Bee Awareness Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 20th: Mosquito Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 21st: Spumoni Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 22nd: Tooth Fairy Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 23rd: Ride the Wind Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 24th: Waffle Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 25th: Banana Split Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 26th: Toilet Paper Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 27th: Just Because Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 28th: Race Your Mouse Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 29th: More Herbs, Less Salt  Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 30th: Beach Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 31st: Cabernet Sauvignon  Day!", Last Available: "2023-08"
11307	stale watermelon	3	decent	Last Available: "2023-08"
11308	watermelon seed	0		Last Available: "2023-08"
11309	water balloon	0		Last Available: "2023-08"
11310	ghostly thriftshop coupon	0		Last Available: "2023-08"
11311	small moldy waffle	2	crappy	Last Available: "2023-08"
11312	fixodent	0		Last Available: "2023-08"
11313	inspector's chilly cat o' nine teeth	0		Cold Damage: +5, Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2023-08"
11314	spinning tooth cap of the brute of the glutton	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2023-08"
11315	maroon reassuring toothy trousers of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Spooky Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2023-08"
11316	stale banana split	3	decent	Last Available: "2023-08"
11317	gray handful of toilet paper	0		Last Available: "2023-08"
11318	Mrs. Rush	0		Last Available: "2023-08"
11319	skewed narrow medal	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Experience (familiar): +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2023-08"
11320	drinkable mirror bottle of Cabernet Sauvignon	3	good	Last Available: "2023-08"
11321	miser's ribald grievous baywatch	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Sleaze Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2023-08", Nonstackable Watch
11322	Pocket Guide to Mild Evil	0		Last Available: "2023-07", Skill: "Perpetrate Mild Evil"
11323	Pocket Guide to Mild Evil (used)	0		Last Available: "2023-07", Skill: "Perpetrate Mild Evil"
11324	spinning gray consolation ribbon	0		Familiar Weight: -10, Experience (familiar): -1, Last Available: "2023-08"
11325	replica august scepter	0		All Attributes: +15, HP Regen Min: 10, HP Regen Max: 15, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 1st: Mountain Climbing Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 2nd: Find an Eleven-Leaf Clover Day", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 3rd: Watermelon Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 4th: Water Balloon Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 5th: Oyster Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 6th: Fresh Breath Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 7th: Lighthouse Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 8th: Cat Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 9th: Hand Holding Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 10th: World Lion Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 11th: Presidential Joke Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 12th: Elephant Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 13th: Left/Off Hander's Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 14th: Financial Awareness  Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 15th: Relaxation Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 16th: Roller Coaster Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 17th: Thriftshop Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 18th: Serendipity Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 19th: Honey Bee Awareness Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 20th: Mosquito Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 21st: Spumoni Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 22nd: Tooth Fairy Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 23rd: Ride the Wind Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 24th: Waffle Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 25th: Banana Split Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 26th: Toilet Paper Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 27th: Just Because Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 28th: Race Your Mouse Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 29th: More Herbs, Less Salt  Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 30th: Beach Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 31st: Cabernet Sauvignon  Day!"
11326	Thwaitgold fairyfly statue	0		
11327	narrow residual chitin paste	0		Skill: "Chitinous Soul"
11328	dehydrated concentrated cooking	1		
11329	mixed shaking mirror wobbly meat	1		
11330	denatured shaking sparkling orb	1		Effect: "Boo Tea", Effect Duration: 40
11331	denatured narrow hardening cream	1		
11332	diluted green skewed pool shark hair oil	1		
11333	blinking book of facts	0		Skill: "Just the Facts", Last Available: "2023-09"
11334	book of facts (dog-eared)	0		Skill: "Just the Facts", Last Available: "2023-09"
11335	Dark Jill-of-All-Trades	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-10"
11336	LED candle	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2023-10"
11337	blue map to a candy-rich block	0		Last Available: "2023-10"
11338	anodized sampler size toothpaste	0		Effect: "Lucky Cat Is Lucky", Effect Duration: 24
11339	Franken Stein	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Toast your enemy"
11340	A Guide to Burning Leaves	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-11", Leaves: +0.5
11341	fuchsia inflammable leaf	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11342	rake	0		Item Drop: +1, Last Available: "2023-11", Leaves: +1.5
11343	rake of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Last Available: "2023-11", Leaves: +1.5
11344	narrow narrow autumnic bomb	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11345	forest canopy bed	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11346	day shortener	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11347	twirling extra time	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11348	perfumed toasty autumnal aegis	0		Hot Damage: +5, Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2023-11"
11349	flattened electrified blinking distilled resin	0		Effect: "Super Skill", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2023-11"
11350	shaking super-heated leaf	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11351	mirror lit leaf lasso	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11352	skewed blinking tied-up leaflet	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11353	purple blinking tied-up monstera	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11354	yellow tied-up leaviathan	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11355	upside-down aromatic groovy impromptu torch	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Stench Resistance: +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2023-11"
11356	olive up-at-dawn fig leaf of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Adventures: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2023-11"
11357	censurious smoldering drape of the detective	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Item Drop: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2023-11"
11358	smoldering leafcutter ant egg	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11359	asbestos-lined flame-wreathed vibrating Fonzie's Herculean leaf crown of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Experience (Muscle): +1, Experience (Moxie): +1, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2023-11"
11360	half-sized enchanted toothsome twirling leafy browns	2	awesome	Effect: "Coming Up Roses", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2023-11"
11361	non-anodized huge autumnic balm	0		Effect: "Slimed Stomach", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2023-11"
11362	alkaline liquefied coping juice	0		Effect: "Very Clean Guns", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2023-11"
11363	bouncing wobbly horrifying nippy lion tamer's Oprah's strapping candy cane sword cane	0		Muscle: +5, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Experience (familiar): +2, Cold Damage: +10, Spooky Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Surprisingly Sweet Stab", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Surprisingly Sweet Slash", Last Available: "2023-12", Rollover Effect Duration: 250
11364	wrapped candy cane sword cane	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-12"
11365	blue Elf Guard patrol cap	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11366	Elf Guard hotpants	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11367	Crimbuccaneer tricorn	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11368	Crimbuccaneer breeches	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11369	blurry automa-bot parts	0		
11370	security automa-core	0		
11371	clerical automa-core	0		
11372	handful of Boltsmann bearings	0		
11373	Spring Bros. solenoid	0		
11374	Spring Bros. ID badge	0		
11375	tumbling Boltsmann ID badge	0		
11376	housekeeping automa-core	0		
11377	wobbly housekeeping robot	0		
11378	massive spoiled special pickled bread	8	crappy	Effect: "Discomfited", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2023-12"
11379	rotten salted mutton	4	crappy	Last Available: "2023-12"
11380	normal fancy corned beet	4	good	Effect: "Grumpy and Ornery", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2023-12"
11381	tiny plastic Elf Guard Armory	0		Weapon Damage: +3, Display Name: "tiny plastic Elf Guard Armory"
11382	tiny plastic Crimbuccaneer Grog Hall	0		Booze Drop: +3, Display Name: "tiny plastic Crimbuccaneer Grog Hall"
11383	tiny plastic Elf Guard Mess Hall	0		Food Drop: +3, Display Name: "tiny plastic Elf Guard Mess Hall"
11384	tiny Crimbuccaneer Foundry	0		Initiative: +3, Display Name: "tiny Crimbuccaneer Foundry"
11385	tiny plastic Abuela's Cottage (Pirate Control)	0		All Attributes: +3, Display Name: "tiny plastic Abuela's Cottage (Pirate Control)"
11386	pirate encryption key alpha	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11387	twirling pirate encryption key bravo	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11388	yellow pirate encryption key charlie	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11389	pirate encryption key delta	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11390	wardrobe-o-matic	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11391	futuristic shirt	0		Lasts Until Rollover
11392	futuristic hat	0		Lasts Until Rollover
11393	futuristic collar	0		Lasts Until Rollover
11394	upside-down crated wardrobe-o-matic	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11395	decent half-sized wobbly peppermint donut	2	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11396	Da Vinci's Elf Guard insignia (private)	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Last Available: "2023-12"
11397	maroon wizardly Crimbuccaneer fledges (mint)	0		Mysticality: +25, Last Available: "2023-12"
11398	maroon military-grade peppermint oil	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11399	Crimbuccaneer whale oil	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11400	Elf Guard tinsel grenade	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11401	drinkable Crimbuccaneer mologrog cocktail	3	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11402	blinking gray Elf Army machine parts	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11403	spinning Crimbuccaneer rigging lasso	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11404	purple executive avaricious Crimbuccaneer lantern of the cheetah	0		Meat Drop: 70, Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2023-12"
11405	Crimbuccaneer flotsam	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11406	ghostly Crimbuccaneer invasion map	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11407	Sinatra's Crimbuccaneer shirt	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Last Available: "2023-12"
11408	Elf Guard MPC	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11409	Crimbuccaneer piece of 12	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11410	Elf Guard commandeering gloves of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12", Piece of Twelve Drop: 0.5
11411	pressed denatured skewed spinning Elf Guard eyedrops	0		Effect: "Muddled", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2023-12"
11412	Crimbuccaneer premium booty sack	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11413	skewed Elf Guard honor present	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11414	MacGyver's Elf Guard officer's sidearm of Leguizamo	0		Maximum MP: +100, Monster Level: +20, Last Available: "2023-12"
11415	olive aromatic chilly Elf Guard insignia (general)	0		Cold Damage: +5, Stench Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12"
11416	acceptable Crimbow Rainbo	3	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11417	upside-down Elf Guard strategic map	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11418	Crimbuccaneer captain's purse	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11419	Tesla Newton's Elf Guard broom	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2023-12"
11420	dog trainer's crafty Crimbuccaneer tavern swab of incineration	0		Maximum MP: +10, Experience (familiar): +1, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2023-12"
11421	mirror Elf Guard hangover cure	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11422	perfectly mixed cyan old-school pirate grog	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2023-12"
11423	adequate miniature squat grog nuts	2	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11424	double-paned mansplainer's Oprah's sawed-off blunderbuss	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Monster Level: +15, Cold Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2023-12"
11425	tolerable extra-dry officer's nog	5	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11426	peppermint bomb	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11427	spoiled sundae ration	3	crappy	Last Available: "2023-12"
11428	moldy fancy snack-sized peppermint tack	2	crappy	Effect: "Stone-Faced", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2023-12"
11429	Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts	0		Skill: "Elf Guard Cooking", Last Available: "2023-12"
11430	flavorless whalesteak	3	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11431	skewed knitted electrified Herculean whalegun	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Cold Resistance: +3, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2023-12"
11432	Cocktails of the Age of Sail	0		Skill: "Old-School Cocktailcrafting", Last Available: "2023-12"
11433	Elf Guard payroll bag	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11434	blurry energetic wholesome Elf Guard clipboard of the boozehound	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2023-12"
11435	wobbly upside-down baleful pegfinger	0		Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12", MPC Drop: 0.5
11436	mediocre and claret	3	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11437	Elf Guard and beret of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Last Available: "2023-12"
11438	spinning gravedigger's stanky shipwright's hammer of courage	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2023-12"
11439	Temple Grandin's beefcake's gunwale of the dark arts	0		Muscle: +25, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Familiar Weight: +7, Last Available: "2023-12"
11440	blurry Fonzie's Kelflar vest of incineration of horror	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2023-12"
11441	activated triple-dry whale cerebrospinal fluid	0		Effect: "Dragged Through the Coals", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2023-12"
11442	mirror olive shaking ruddy rosy-cheeked Crimbuccaneer runebone	0		Maximum HP Percent: 70, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12"
11443	bouncing cannonbomb	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11444	jittery extremely unsafe personal trainer's Elf Guard mouthknife	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2023-12"
11445	scandalous forbidden Crimbuccaneer fledges (disintegrating)	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Sleaze Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12"
11446	dangerous Elf Guard fuel tank	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Last Available: "2023-12"
11447	double-paned knitted Tesla massive wrench	0		Cold Resistance: 8, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2023-12"
11448	baleful brown pirate pants of courage	0		Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2023-12"
11449	Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion	0		Skill: "Elf Guard Extortion Techniques", Last Available: "2023-12"
11450	The Encyclopedia of Fruit	0		Skill: "Fruit Recognition", Last Available: "2023-12"
11451	punching mirror	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11452	blinking spinning knitted MacGyver's clever sinister brainy Elf dessert spoon of the glutton	0		Mysticality: +5, Spell Damage: +10, Maximum MP: 120, Cold Resistance: +3, Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2023-12"
11453	skewed Elf Guard SCUBA tank of the sewer of terror	0		Stench Damage: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Adventure Underwater, Last Available: "2023-12"
11454	Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping	0		Skill: "Elf Guard Relaxation Techniques", Last Available: "2023-12"
11455	Samson's free boots of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Experience (Muscle): +5, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "The Old One-Two (Kick)", Last Available: "2023-12"
11456	upside-down yellow shaking baby rigging snake	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11457	blurry Usain Bolt's censurious frosty Elvish underarmor	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Initiative: +80, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12"
11458	bouncing Oprah's Crimbuccaneer bombjacket of the detective	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Item Drop: +20, Combat Item Damage Percent: 100, Last Available: "2023-12"
11459	miniature decent sugarplum ration	2	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11460	normal gingerbread nylons	4	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11461	adequate rum-soaked fruitcake	3	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11462	special half-sized toothsome lime	2	awesome	Effect: "Gutterminded", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2023-12"
11463	snack-sized enchanted spoiled gingerbread pirate	2	crappy	Effect: "Flower Power", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2023-12"
11464	flavorless shaking fruit-stuffed rumcake	4	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11465	strong bad mulled wine	5	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11466	hand-crafted narrow Swedish coffee	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2023-12"
11467	drinkable skewed canteen of eggnog	3	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11468	mediocre tumbling hot wine	3	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11469	bad watered-down Jamaican coffee	2	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11470	tolerable bouncing flask of egggrog	3	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11471	yellow squat Black and White Apron Enrollment Form	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-12"
11472	pulsating Black and White Apron Meal Kit	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11473	pirate encryption key (complete)	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11474	bad yule grog	3	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11475	toothsome wet tack	4	awesome	Last Available: "2023-12"
11476	spoiled olive whalecake	3	crappy	Last Available: "2023-12"
11477	shaking gunwale whalegun of the brute of the brazier of the sewer	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Stench Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Shoot, Gunwale Whalegun, Shoot!", Last Available: "2023-12"
11478	perfectly mixed and claret	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2023-12"
11479	fuchsia rigging knot	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11480	trick coin	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11481	tumbling foul-smelling dance instructor's Elf Guard squirtgun	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Stench Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Peppermint Squirt", Last Available: "2023-12"
11482	cyan upside-down chest of &quot;pirate gold&quot;	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11483	mirror inspector's sequin-encrusted sweater	0		Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2023-12"
11484	green auspicious wool replica Elf Guard medal of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Cold Resistance: +1, Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2023-12"
11485	Lil' Snowball Factory	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11486	Elf Guard temporary (permanent) tattoo	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11487	olive tumbling prank Crimbo card	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11488	maroon boxer's brainy Crimbuccaneer squirtblunderbuss	0		Mysticality: +5, Muscle Percent: +10, Last Available: "2023-12"
11489	My First Paycheck envelope	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11490	wobbly Usain Bolt's reassuring horrifying barnacle-encrusted sweater	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +1, Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2023-12"
11491	bouncing purple therapeutic brawny Crimbuccaneer nose ring of horror	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2023-12"
11492	spinning pet anchor	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11493	spinning Crimbuccaneer tattoo gift certificate	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11494	skewed Elf Guard safety bear	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11495	skewed kraken	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11496	precision snowball	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11497	Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts (used)	0		Skill: "Elf Guard Cooking", Last Available: "2023-12"
11498	Cocktails of the Age of Sail (used)	0		Skill: "Old-School Cocktailcrafting", Last Available: "2023-12"
11499	Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion (used)	0		Skill: "Elf Guard Extortion Techniques", Last Available: "2023-12"
11500	spinning The Encyclopedia of Fruit (used)	0		Skill: "Fruit Recognition", Last Available: "2023-12"
11501	Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping (used)	0		Skill: "Elf Guard Relaxation Techniques", Last Available: "2023-12"
11502	ionized Vulcanized moist military candy cane	0		Effect: "Sleazy Weapon", Effect Duration: 30
11503	improved polarized pulsating groggipop	0		Effect: "Pla-see-bo", Effect Duration: 69
11504	yellow curative moss mace of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Moss Mugging", Last Available: "2024-12"
11505	fireproof dog trainer's moss megaphone	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Hot Resistance: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Megaphone Whisper", Last Available: "2024-12"
11506	Jack Frost's moss medal of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Brandish Moss Medal", Last Available: "2024-12"
11507	squat groovy moss mitre of vim and vigor	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Soul Genuflection", Last Available: "2024-12"
11508	ghostly dangerous moss mantle of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: 30, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Drop Mantle", Last Available: "2024-12"
11509	prompt Da Vinci's moss marlinspike	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Adventures: +3, Extra Pickpocket, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-12"
11510	denatured blinking moss mulch	1		Last Available: "2024-12"
11511	polarized moss floss	0		Effect: "Is This Your Card?", Effect Duration: 67
11512	adobe arsecover	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11513	adobe adze	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-12"
11514	adobe abacus	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11515	adobe ayam	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11516	upside-down maroon adobe ascot	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-12"
11517	maroon adobe abaya	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11518	twisted adobe assortment	1		Effect: "Tomato Power", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2024-12"
11519	denatured tumbling adobe brittle	0		Effect: "Livin' Large", Effect Duration: 57
11520	horrifying stiffened crepe paper phrygian cap of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Damage Reduction: 1, Spooky Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Pull down your crepe paper phrygian cap", Last Available: "2025-12"
11521	stanky Tesla crepe paper parachute cape of bravery	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +5, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2025-12"
11522	lightning-fast Fonzie's beefy crepe paper pie clip	0		Muscle: +10, Experience (Moxie): +1, Initiative: +40, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Look through your crepe paper pie clip", Last Available: "2025-12"
11523	Sherlock's scandalous supercool crepe paper puzzle cube	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Sleaze Damage: +5, Item Drop: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play with your crepe paper puzzle", Last Available: "2025-12"
11524	avaricious healthy crepe paper plunge camisole of mayonnaise	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Meat Drop: +30, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Leave nothing to the imagination", Last Available: "2025-12"
11525	perfumed padded crepe paper polka charm of the sweet-tooth	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Stench Resistance: +5, Candy Drop: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Embrace polka", Last Available: "2025-12"
11526	dried bouncing bouncing crepe paper pared cuttings	1		Last Available: "2025-12"
11527	irradiated crepe paper peanut candy	0		Effect: "Nutrient-Rich", Effect Duration: 26
11528	lightning-fast extremely unsafe petrified wood war pike	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2025-12"
11529	asbestos-lined ribald petrified wood waist protector	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Avoid Attack: 1, Last Available: "2025-12"
11530	fireproof petrified wood wizard's pouch of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Hot Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Lantern: 2, Lantern Element: "Hot", Lantern Element: "None", Last Available: "2025-12"
11531	petrified wood water purifier of courage of the businessman	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Meat Drop: +50, Lantern: 2, Lantern Element: "Cold", Lantern Element: "Sleaze", Last Available: "2025-12"
11532	Samson's sage petrified wood whoopie panama	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Experience (Muscle): +5, Last Available: "2025-12", Thorns: 1
11533	jittery stiffened arcane researcher's petrified wood walking pants	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Damage Reduction: 1, Last Available: "2025-12"
11534	twisted blue petrified wood waste parts	1		Effect: "Bureaucratized", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2025-12"
11535	improved frozen skewed petrified wood wafer praline	0		Effect: "Belch the Rainbow&trade;", Effect Duration: 53
11536	hand-crafted cybeer	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2025-12"
11537	ICEbox	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11538	blinking wired underwear	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Refresh HP", Last Available: "2025-12"
11539	encrypted shuriken	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Encrypted Shuriken", Last Available: "2025-12"
11540	baby chest mimic	0		Free Pull
11541	blue googly chest eyes	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11542	mimic egg	0		
11543	skewed censurious hale Crimbuccaneer war standard	0		Maximum HP: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2023-12"
11544	frosty sharpshooter's Elf Guard war standard	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2023-12"
11545	skewed yellow in-the-box spring shoes	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-02"
11546	fortified spring shoes of the scaredy-cat of horror	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Monster Level: -15, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spring Away", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spring Kick", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spring Growth Spurt", Drops Items, Last Available: "2024-02"
11547	triple-diffused dry tarnished skewed ultra-soft ferns	0		Effect: "Wallflowering", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2024-02"
11548	quantum crunchy brush	0		Effect: "French Bronilla Brogueishness", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2024-02"
11549	purple smashed scientific equipment	0		
11550	biphasic molecular oculus	0		No Pull
11551	jittery triphasic molecular oculus	0		
11552	red high-tension exoskeleton	0		Avoid Attack: 1
11553	ultra-high-tension exoskeleton	0		Avoid Attack: 2
11554	squat irresponsible-tension exoskeleton	0		Avoid Attack: 3
11555	quick-release belt pouch	0		Single Equip
11556	gray quick-release fannypack	0		Single Equip
11557	shaking quick-release utility belt	0		Single Equip
11558	healthy motion sensor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Single Equip
11559	focused magnetron pistol	0		Single Equip
11560	tumbling packaged Everfull Dart Holster	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-03"
11561	twirling medical-grade beefy Everfull Dart Holster	0		Muscle: +10, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-03"
11562	research fragment	0		
11563	Thwaitgold wolf spider statuette	0		
11564	boxed Apriling band helmet	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-04"
11565	smelly rock-hard forbidden Newton's brawny Apriling band helmet	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Damage Reduction: 5, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2024-04"
11566	nasty chilly supercharged Apriling band saxophone of Gandalf	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Cold Damage: +5, Stench Damage: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-04"
11567	spinning cyan up-at-dawn shellacked Apriling band quad tom of James Dean of the blizzard	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Damage Reduction: 7, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Adventures: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-04"
11568	resourceful Samson's Herculean Apriling band tuba of dire peril of the glutton	0		Experience (Muscle): 6, Weapon Damage: +20, Maximum MP: +50, Food Drop: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-04"
11569	squat up-at-dawn flame-wreathed toasty electrified therapeutic stiffened Apriling band staff	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Hot Damage: +5, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Adventures: +5, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-04"
11570	ghostly Apriling band piccolo	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-04"
11571	pulsating boxed Mayam Calendar	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-05"
11572	Mayam Calendar	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-05"
11573	tasty yam	4	awesome	Last Available: "2024-05"
11574	hand-crafted watered-down yam martini	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2024-05"
11575	aged sweet potato o' mine	4	awesome	Last Available: "2024-05"
11576	mediocre fancy twirling Southern yam	3	decent	Effect: "Cold Jellied", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2024-05"
11577	acceptable mirror sweet potato punch	3	good	Last Available: "2024-05"
11578	bland half-sized Mayam spinach	2	decent	Last Available: "2024-05"
11579	tiny stale yam and swiss	1	decent	Last Available: "2024-05"
11580	bouncing toasty cool yam cannon of the storm	0		Moxie: +5, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Hot Damage: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-05"
11581	yam cannon	0		Initiative: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-05"
11582	huge yam battery	0		Last Available: "2024-05"
11583	yam stinkbomb	0		Last Available: "2024-05"
11584	lightning-fast aromatic furry yam buckler of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Stench Resistance: +1, Initiative: +40, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-05"
11585	pulsating thanksgiving bomb	0		Last Available: "2024-05"
11586	ghostly Tesla yamtility belt of the wise owl of vim and vigor	0		Mysticality: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +50, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-05"
11587	flavorless tiny yam slider	1	decent	Last Available: "2024-05"
11588	normal miniature yam mayo	2	good	Last Available: "2024-05"
11589	yummy yam burrito	4	awesome	Last Available: "2024-05"
11590	tumbling visual packet sniffer	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11591	mini kiwi egg	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-06"
11592	aviator goggles	0		
11593	mirror Thwaitgold Illinigina illinoiensis model	0		
11594	spoiled blinking mini kiwi	3	crappy	Last Available: "2024-06"
11595	zippy frightening Da Vinci's mini kiwi bikini	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Spooky Damage: +5, Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2024-06"
11596	weak enchanted mediocre teal mini kiwitini	2	decent	Effect: "Hella Smart", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2024-06"
11597	narrow pulsating mini kiwi invisible dirigible	0		Familiar Weight: -20, Last Available: "2024-06"
11598	narrow mini kiwi aioli	0		Last Available: "2024-06"
11599	tumbling sharpshooter's sage mini kiwi silicon tiepin of dire peril	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Weapon Damage: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Last Available: "2024-06"
11600	pulsating mini kiwi tipi	0		Last Available: "2024-06"
11601	toothsome mini kiwi digitized cookies	4	awesome	Last Available: "2024-06"
11602	tolerable practically non-alcoholic mini kiwi intoxicating spirits	1	good	Last Available: "2024-06"
11603	electrified polymerized mini kiwi antimilitaristic hippy petition	0		Effect: "The Style... of the Future", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2024-06"
11604	dry polymerized mini kiwi illicit antibiotic	0		Effect: "Taurus Rising", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2024-06"
11605	narrow blue extremely unsafe mini kiwi whipping stick of the dark arts	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2024-06"
11606	groovy mini kiwi icepick	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Last Available: "2024-06"
11607	enhanced super-activated fuchsia mini kiwi-flavored aspirin-injecting lipstick	0		Effect: "The Halls of Mysticality", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2024-06"
11608	packaged Roman Candelabra	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-07"
11609	Roman Candelabra	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blow the Blue Candle!", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blow the Green Candle!", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blow the Purple Candle!", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blow the Red Candle!", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blow the Yellow Candle!", Last Available: "2024-07"
11610	skewed protogenetic chunklet (synapse)	0		
11611	protogenetic chunklet (muscle)	0		
11612	olive protogenetic chunklet (flagellum)	0		
11613	protogenetic chunklet (elbow)	0		
11614	bouncing protogenetic chunklet (lips)	0		
11615	blinking ribald shellacked messenger bag RNA of the overflowing toilet	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Damage: +10
11616	flagellate flagon	0		
11617	proto-proto-protozoa	0		
11618	normal bacteria bisque	3	good	
11619	low-calorie flavorless mirror blinking fuchsia ciliophora chowder	1	decent	
11620	stale blinking cream of chloroplasts	3	decent	
11621	synaptic soup	0		
11622	muscular soup	0		
11623	flagellate soup	0		
11624	elbow soup	0		
11625	lip soup	0		
11626	unevolved organism	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-07"
11627	extra ooze	0		
11628	extra DNA	0		Experience (familiar): +1
11629	spinning untorn tearaway pants package	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-08"
11630	chilly Jim Carey's wholesome padded experienced tearaway pants	0		Experience: +2, Damage Absorption: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Monster Level: +25, Cold Damage: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Tear Away your Pants!", Last Available: "2024-08"
11631	mirror baby bodyguard	0		
11632	Doll Moll violin case	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
11633	narrow Tina gun	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11634	tattoo gun	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
11635	mediocre Colera Peste Nebbiolo	3	decent	Last Available: "2026-08"
11636	longbox of Batfellow comics	0		
11637	twirling Thwaitgold shield bug statuette	0		
11638	bodyguard badge	0		
11639	narrow Too Cold to Hold: How to Be Cool - A Memoir	0		Skill: "Too Cool"
11640	Too Cold to Hold: How to Be Cool - A Memoir (read)	0		Skill: "Too Cool"
11641	boxed Sept-Ember Censer	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-09"
11642	Sept-Ember Censer	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11643	flame-wreathed blade of dismemberment	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-09"
11644	jittery Embering Hulk	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11645	Mmm-brr! brand mouthwash	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11646	Septapus summoning charm	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11647	cyan structural ember	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11648	teal censurious friendly embers-only jacket of the sewer	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Stench Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-09"
11649	green bembershoot of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-09"
11650	gigantic tasty wheel of camembert	7	awesome	Last Available: "2024-09"
11651	smelly nippy Oprah's hat of remembering	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Cold Damage: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-09"
11652	throwin' ember	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11653	head of emberg lettuce	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11654	embering hunk	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11655	soft cap of diminishing returns	0		
11656	photo booth sized crate	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-10"
11657	green skewed boxed bat wings	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-10"
11658	foul-smelling Oprah's Rosewater's bat wings	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Stench Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Rest upside down", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Swoop like a Bat", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Summon Cauldron of Bats", Last Available: "2024-10"
11659	red ember egg	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11660	ember	0		Cold Resistance: +1
11661	Annie Oakley's thinker's monocle on a stick	0		Mysticality: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11662	manspreader's plastic pipe of the blizzard	0		Monster Level: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11663	blinking smelly fake arrow-through-the-head of the detective	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Item Drop: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11664	bow tie of chilblains of the detective	0		Cold Damage: +25, Item Drop: +20, Clowniness: 25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11665	spinning zippy beefy fake huge beard	0		Muscle: +10, Initiative: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11666	spinning Socratic astronaut helmet of Gandalf	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11667	double-paned crafty feather boa	0		Maximum MP: +10, Cold Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11668	Sheriff badge of Leguizamo of the early riser	0		Monster Level: +20, Adventures: +7, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11669	reassuring foul-smelling Sheriff pistol	0		Stench Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11670	shaking brainy Sheriff moustache of the dark arts	0		Mysticality: +5, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11671	chaotic thinker's photo booth supply list	0		Mysticality: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Check for photo booth supplies", Last Available: "2024-10"
11672	peace turkey outline	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-11"
11673	tie-dye headband	0		
11674	adequate thick mirror whirled peas	5	good	Last Available: "2024-11"
11675	normal snack-sized narrow peaza	2	good	Last Available: "2024-11"
11676	peace shooter	0		Last Available: "2024-11"
11677	vaporized purple drenchrome 2.0	1		Effect: "Celestial Body", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2025-12"
11678	boiled blurry jittery Synapse Blaster	1		Effect: "Halloweeny", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2025-12"
11679	skewed quantized familiar	0		
11680	quantum watch	0		Adventures: +2
11681	quantized familiar experience	0		
11682	irradiated pea brittle	0		Effect: "Pyromania", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2024-11"
11683	weak tolerable peasco	2	good	Last Available: "2024-11"
11684	normal small piece of cake	2	good	Last Available: "2024-11"
11685	handful of split pea soup	0		Last Available: "2024-11"
11686	Sealed TakerSpace letter of Marque	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-12"
11687	TakerSpace letter of Marque	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11688	perfumed veiny deft pirate hook	0		Maximum HP: +10, Stench Resistance: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-12"
11689	chaotic iron tricorn hat of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Iron Tricorn Headbutt", Last Available: "2024-12"
11690	huge perfumed jolly roger flag	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-12"
11691	blinking sleeping profane parrot	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11692	pirrrate's currrse	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11693	delicious spinning tankard of spiced rum	3	awesome	Last Available: "2024-12"
11694	aged cyan tankard of spiced Goldschlepper	3	awesome	Last Available: "2024-12"
11695	upside-down narrow packaged luxury garment	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11696	governor's daughter's lace collar of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Last Available: "2024-12"
11697	lime green bouncing Sinatra's governor's daughter's petticoats	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Last Available: "2024-12"
11698	governor's daughter's pearl hairpin of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Last Available: "2024-12"
11699	harpoon	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11700	smelly chili powder cutlass	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2024-12"
11701	massive normal Aztec tamale	10	good	Last Available: "2024-12"
11702	jolly roger tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11703	pet rock	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11704	twirling forbidden groggles	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2024-12"
11705	pirate dinghy	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11706	maroon anchor bomb	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11707	banded silky pirate drawers of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Damage Absorption: +100, Last Available: "2024-12"
11708	squat profane eye patch	0		Sleaze Damage: +3
11709	aerosolized Vulcanized unsweetened pulsating upside-down peppermint pegleg	0		Effect: "Phorcefullness", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2024-12"
11710	high-proof artisanal hard cocoa	8	EPIC	Last Available: "2024-12"
11711	spoiled salmagumdi	3	crappy	Last Available: "2024-12"
11712	Sherlock's plastic Easter Island Bunny	0		Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2024-12"
11713	flame-wreathed plastic St. Patrick	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2024-12"
11714	skewed aromatic ruddy plastic Colonel Brando	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2024-12"
11715	personal trainer's plastic Jedediah and Boiling Cloud	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Last Available: "2024-12"
11716	blinking avaricious plastic &quot;Santa Claus&quot;	0		Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2024-12"
11717	cyan blinking Spirit of Easter	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11718	skewed Spirit of St. Patrick's Day	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11719	mirror blinking Spirit of Veteran's Day	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11720	Spirit of Thanksgiving	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11721	Spirit of Christmas	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11722	yummy coney haunch	3	awesome	Last Available: "2024-12"
11723	electrified dark chocolate egg	0		Effect: "Whippin' It Good", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2024-12"
11724	weak bad moai toai	2	decent	
11725	narrow fuchsia savvy moaiball of Gandalf of the blizzard	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2024-12"
11726	half-digested rat	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11727	enhanced wet jittery four-leaf potato sprout	0		Effect: "Hypercubed", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2024-12"
11728	tumbling wool baleful Herculean potato jacket	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Spell Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2024-12"
11729	ghostly traumatic holiday memory	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11730	blinking olive Brandonian footlocker key	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11731	squat blinking military orb of Gandalf of courage	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Spooky Resistance: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Throw Military Orb", Last Available: "2024-12"
11732	liquefied ghostly rum ball	0		Effect: "Vitamin-Maxed", Effect Duration: 32
11733	wobbly gravy skin	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11734	jittery reassuring Jeselnik's gravyskin hat	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2024-12"
11735	narrow ruddy gravyskin buckler of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2024-12"
11736	lime green knitted quilted gravyskin skirt	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Cold Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2024-12"
11737	gravyskin pants of the wise owl of the pedagogue	0		Mysticality: +20, Experience: +3, Last Available: "2024-12"
11738	colloidal crystallized pumpkin spice	0		Effect: "Charrrming", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2024-12"
11739	delicious olive room scale bean casserole	3	awesome	Last Available: "2024-12"
11740	fragile Christmas ornament	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11741	ragged wool yarn	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11742	Herculean groovy perfect Christmas scarf of the cheetah	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Experience (Muscle): +1, Initiative: +60, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-12"
11743	bouncing sharpshooter's snowman-enchanting tophat of the detective	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Item Drop: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Place your hat on their head", Last Available: "2024-12"
11744	super-polymerized LIDAR candle	0		Effect: "Salamanderenity", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2024-12"
11745	jittery banded boxer's Congressional Medal of Insanity of Gandalf	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Damage Absorption: +100, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Lantern: 3, Last Available: "2024-12"
11746	pumpkin spice whorl	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11747	acceptable bouncing Easter grasshopper	3	good	Last Available: "2024-12"
11748	triple-distilled tolerable Irish eggnog	10	good	Last Available: "2024-12"
11749	hand-crafted canteen of jungle juice	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2024-12"
11750	hand-crafted turchucken	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2024-12"
11751	mediocre mechanically-mulled cider	3	decent	Last Available: "2024-12"
11752	hand-crafted enchanted practically non-alcoholic yellow holiday trip around the world	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	Effect: "Highland Sheen", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2024-12"
11753	bland chocolate ostrich egg	4	decent	Last Available: "2024-12"
11754	super-sized rotten beef and cabbage	5	crappy	Last Available: "2024-12"
11755	half-sized rotten candy rations	2	crappy	Last Available: "2024-12"
11756	bland double-candied yams	3	decent	Last Available: "2024-12"
11757	spoiled Christmas ham	3	crappy	Last Available: "2024-12"
11758	decent holiday smorgasbord	3	good	Last Available: "2024-12"
11759	Bowl of Infinite Jelly	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11760	Newton's bejazzled eyepatch	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Last Available: "2024-12"
11761	Secrets of the Master Egg Hunters	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Master Egg Hunter"
11762	skewed Secrets of the Master Egg Hunters (used)	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Master Egg Hunter"
11763	blinking jittery How to Lose Friends and Attract Snakes	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Attract Snakes"
11764	gray How to Lose Friends and Attract Snakes (used)	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Attract Snakes"
11765	fuchsia Covert Ops for Kids	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Hide From Seekers"
11766	bouncing mirror Covert Ops for Kids (used)	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Hide From Seekers"
11767	Holiday Multitasking	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Holiday Multitasking"
11768	huge Holiday Multitasking (used)	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Holiday Multitasking"
11769	mirror twirling Hoyle's Guide to Reindeer Games	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Reindeer Games"
11770	Hoyle's Guide to Reindeer Games (used)	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Reindeer Games"
11771	moai statuette	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11772	Sherlock's asbestos-lined hale weightlifter's egg gun	0		Muscle: +15, Maximum HP: +20, Hot Resistance: +5, Item Drop: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Egg the face", Last Available: "2024-12"
11773	toasty razor-sharp supercool boxer's army helmet	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Moxie Percent: +20, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Hot Damage: +5, Last Available: "2024-12"
11774	candy egg deviler	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11775	jittery napkin	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11776	small bland Thanksgiving ration	2	decent	Last Available: "2024-12"
11777	enchanted bad high-proof Easter eggnog	9	decent	Effect: "Greasy Visage", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2024-12"
11778	mixed clovermint	1		Last Available: "2024-12"
11779	wool friendly nylon Christmas stockings of James Dean of the businessman	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Familiar Weight: +3, Cold Resistance: +1, Meat Drop: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-12"
11780	tattoo of two turkeys	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11781	tarnished deviled candy egg	0		Effect: "Crimbo Epiphany", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2024-12"
11782	McHugeLarge deluxe ski set	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-01"
11783	Annie Oakley's Socratic McHugeLarge duffel bag	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Last Available: "2025-01", McHugeLarge
11784	cyan Temple Grandin's Annie Oakley's beefcake's McHugeLarge left pole	0		Muscle: +25, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Familiar Weight: +7, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "McHugeLarge Slash", Last Available: "2025-01", McHugeLarge
11785	spinning asbestos-lined educational McHugeLarge right pole of Tarzan	0		Experience: +1, Experience (Muscle): +3, Hot Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "McHugeLarge Stab", Last Available: "2025-01", McHugeLarge
11786	family-friendly educational McHugeLarge left ski	0		Experience: +1, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "McHugeLarge Avalanche", Last Available: "2025-01", McHugeLarge
11787	therapeutic cool McHugeLarge right ski	0		Moxie: +5, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "McHugeLarge Ski Plow", Last Available: "2025-01", McHugeLarge
11788	1	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11789	bouncing 0	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11790	mixed wobbly eXpand	1		Effect: "Extra-Sharp Weapon", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2025-12"
11791	brute force hammer	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Brute Force Hammer", Last Available: "2025-12"
11792	datastick	0		Last Available: "2025-12", RAM: +1
11793	narrow dedigitizer schematic: brute force hammer	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11794	dedigitizer schematic: malware injector	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11795	ghostly dedigitizer schematic: cybervisor	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11796	dedigitizer schematic: digibritches	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11797	dedigitizer schematic: cryptocloak	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11798	green dedigitizer schematic: zero-trust tanktop	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11799	dedigitizer schematic: retro floppy disk	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11800	dedigitizer schematic: pocket GPU	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11801	wobbly dedigitizer schematic: trojan horseshoe	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11802	dedigitizer schematic: familiar-in-the-middle	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11803	cybervisor	0		Last Available: "2025-12", RAM: +3
11804	retro floppy disk	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11805	ghostly pocket GPU	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2025-12"
11806	spinning malware injector	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Inject Malware", Last Available: "2025-12"
11807	CyberRealm keycode	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-12"
11808	server room key	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11809	3d printed server room key	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11810	twirling dedigitizer schematic: 3d printed server room key	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11811	logic grenade	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11812	pickled shaking psilocyber mushroom	1		Last Available: "2025-12"
11813	dedigitizer schematic: SLEEP(5) rom chip	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11814	spinning dedigitizer schematic: OVERCLOCK(10) rom chip	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11815	dedigitizer schematic: STATS+++ rom chip	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11816	dedigitizer schematic: insignificant bit	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11817	dedigitizer schematic: hashing vise	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11818	maroon huge dedigitizer schematic: geofencing rapier	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11819	dedigitizer schematic: geofencing shield	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11820	olive dedigitizer schematic: virtual cybertattoo	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11821	twirling SLEEP(5) rom chip	0		Skill: "SLEEP(5)", Last Available: "2025-12"
11822	OVERCLOCK(10) rom chip	0		Skill: "OVERCLOCK(10)", Last Available: "2025-12"
11823	STATS+++ rom chip	0		Skill: "STATS+++", Last Available: "2025-12"
11824	insignificant bit	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11825	parity bit	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11826	blue hashing vise	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11827	geofencing rapier	0		Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Thrust your geofencing rapier", Last Available: "2025-12"
11828	geofencing shield	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11829	squat virtual cybertattoo	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11830	ninja rope	0		
11831	tumbling ninja crampons	0		
11832	tumbling ninja carabiner	0		
11833	dry quadruple-aerosolized synthetic coffee	0		Effect: "Dragged Through the Coals", Effect Duration: 29
11834	tarnished iDrops	0		Effect: "Patched In", Effect Duration: 65
11835	shame coil	0		
11836	teal new-in-box toy Cupid bow	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-02"
11837	toy Cupid bow	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Last Available: "2025-02"
11838	heat arc	0		
11839	scrape	0		
11840	phantom digit	0		
11841	wobbly foul line	0		
11842	dark manioc	0		
11843	Observer source code	0		
11844	chill gherkin	0		
11845	childrens' stapler	0		
11846	gray plover's egg	0		
11847	flyswatter	0		
11848	green Thwaitgold cordyceps ant statuette	0		
11849	twirling heat particle	0		Hot Damage: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +10
11850	sore	0		Cold Damage: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +10
11851	stomach churner	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
11852	upside-down phantom brace	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10
11853	foul cozy	0		Stench Damage: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +10
11854	blinking grim cellophane	0		Combat Rate: -5
11855	rift oculus	0		Combat Rate: +5
11856	spinning jittery sweaty egg	0		HP Regen Min: 4, HP Regen Max: 8
11857	carton of extra-sharp, staples	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Spell Damage: +10
11858	glover liners	0		Pickpocket Chance: +10
11859	mosquito speakers	0		Monster Level: +5
11860	assemble-it-yourself Leprecondo	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-03"
11861	Leprecondo	0		Last Available: "2025-03"
11862	distilled blinking wobbly scoop of pre-workout powder	1		Last Available: "2025-03"
11863	table tennis ball	0		Last Available: "2025-03"
11864	delicious enchanted pint of Leprechaun Stout	3	awesome	Effect: "Nightlit", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2025-03"
11865	powdered phosphor traces	1		Last Available: "2025-03"
11866	crafting plans	0		Last Available: "2025-03"
11867	Book of Irony	0		Skill: "Generate Irony"
11868	spoon	0		
11869	unironic knife	0		
11870	ghostly bar dart	0		Last Available: "2025-03"
11871	compressed leprechaun antidepressant pill	1		Last Available: "2025-03"
11872	rotten immense Heck ramen	6	crappy	Last Available: "2025-03"
11873	delicious huge burrito	4	awesome	Last Available: "2025-03"
11874	spoiled super-sized narrow small beer brat	5	crappy	Last Available: "2025-03"
11875	stale peach pie	3	decent	Last Available: "2025-03"
11876	normal incredible mini-pizza	4	good	Last Available: "2025-03"
11877	watered-down tolerable Divine sidecar	2	good	Last Available: "2025-03"
11878	tolerable tangarita sidecar	3	good	Last Available: "2025-03"
11879	fortified delicious gimlet sidecar	5	awesome	Last Available: "2025-03"
11880	bad vodka stratocaster sidecar	4	decent	Last Available: "2025-03"
11881	bad prussian cathouse sidecar	3	decent	Last Available: "2025-03"
11882	extra-dry artisanal blinking Mon Tiki sidecar	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2025-03"
11883	spinning Packaged April Shower Thoughts Calendar	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-04"
11884	jittery padded April Shower Thoughts shield of the blizzard	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2025-04"
11885	glob of wet paper	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11886	spitball	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11887	Vulcanized colloidal pulsating wet paper weights	0		Effect: "Bilious Brawn", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2025-04"
11888	drinkable enchanted Three Sheets to the Wind	4	good	Effect: "Moon-Eyed", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2025-04"
11889	jumbo moldy pile of wet dates	5	crappy	Last Available: "2025-04"
11890	papier Mach 1 airplane	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11891	huge wet blanket	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11892	skewed huge stanky wet shower cap	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2025-04"
11893	tumbling wet shower shoes of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2025-04"
11894	sharpshooter's wet shower shorts	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Last Available: "2025-04"
11895	wet paper tiger	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11896	wet paper eye	0		Familiar Weight: +15
11897	wet shower curtain	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11898	tarnished squat wet paper cup	0		Effect: "Slightly Mutated", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2025-04"
11899	colloidal wet paperback	0		Effect: "Red-Shirted Escort", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2025-04"
11900	huge savvy wet shower radio	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2025-04"
11901	wet shower stamp	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11902	birthday bloon of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100
11903	ionized jawwetter	0		Effect: "Slimily Sagacious", Effect Duration: 35
11904	Unpeeled Peridot of Peril	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-05"
11905	pulsating frightening dog trainer's wholesome Peridot of Peril	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Experience (familiar): +1, Spooky Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2025-05"
11906	dog trainer's terrycloth turban	0		Experience (familiar): +1
11907	maroon crafty jockey's hat	0		Maximum MP: +10
11908	jittery fireproof sharpshooter's hat	0		Hot Resistance: +3
11909	blinking stanky extra-tight skullcap	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25
11910	strapping sturdy pith helmet	0		Muscle: +5
11911	cyan bishop's mitre of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7
11912	twirling huge Samson's tin foil hat	0		Experience (Muscle): +5
11913	extremely unsafe construction hardhat	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100
11914	blinking mirror crafty imposing pilgrim's hat	0		Maximum MP: +10
11915	squat crown of thorns	0		Thorns: 1
11916	quilted stylish bycocket	0		Damage Absorption: +40
11917	Thwaitgold mad hatterpillar statuette	0		
11918	packaged prismatic beret	0		Free Pull
11919	blush beret	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Beret Blast", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Beret Boast", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Beret Busking", Last Available: "2025-06"
11920	green flak shield	0		
11921	blue Axis HQ Code	0		
11922	yeti in a travel cooler	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-07"
11923	exchanger	0		Cold Damage: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2025-07"
11924	chilly wholesome Axis helmet	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Cold Damage: +5
11925	huge friendly Axis fatigues of terror	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Spooky Spell Damage: +10
11926	fortified stylish Axis suspenders	0		Moxie: +25, Damage Absorption: +60, Single Equip
11927	stolen artifact	0		
11928	really expensive stolen artifact	0		
11929	priceless stolen artifact	0		
11930	chocolate rations	0		
11931	nice nylon stockings	0		
11932	squat Allied Radio Backpack Pack	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-07"
11933	clever therapeutic ruddy Allied Radio Backpack	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Maximum MP: +20, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Call in an Airstrike", Last Available: "2025-07"
11934	green orphaned baby skeleton	0		
11935	ordnance magnet	0		Single Equip, Drops Items
11936	gray confetti grenade	0		
11937	massive stale Skeleton Wars rations	9	decent	
11938	lousy skeleton war fuel can	3	decent	
11939	upside-down skeleton war grenade	0		
11940	chocolate and nylons detector	0		
11941	M&ouml;bius ring box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-08"
11942	M&ouml;bius ring	0		Gear Drop: [100*lte(paradoxicity,7)*gte(paradoxicity,3)], Last Available: "2025-08"
11943	bone pacifier	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11944	maroon Lo Pan's curative stiffened Allied Forces insignia	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Spell Critical Percent: +30, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip
11945	squat Allied Tattoo Kit	0		
11946	handheld Allied radio	0		
11947	Axis codebook	0		
11948	extra-energized colloidal Life Goals Pamphlet	0		Effect: "Black Eyes", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2025-08"
11949	foul-smelling bully badge	0		Stench Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2025-08"
11950	skewed knitted time cop top hat	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2025-08"
11951	mirror narrow Stock Certificate	0		Last Available: "2025-08"
11952	denatured narrow mixed berry jelly	1		Last Available: "2025-08"
11953	bland toast with mixed berry jelly	4	decent	Last Available: "2025-08"
11954	tasty fancy huge purple cup of sugar	3	awesome	Effect: "Coming Up Roses", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2025-08"
11955	moldy purple bouncing Susie's cupcake	3	crappy	Last Available: "2025-08"
11956	clock	0		Last Available: "2025-08"
11957	maroon greedy gravedigger's coward's the gun	0		Monster Level: -20, Spooky Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2025-08"
11958	drinkable skewed ghostly wine	3	good	Last Available: "2025-08"
11960	really, really nice swimming trunks	0		Adventure Underwater
11961	huge sand penny	0		
11962	wobbly mansplainer's undersea surveying goggles	0		Monster Level: +15, Lasts Until Rollover
11963	triple-distilled perfectly mixed Ocean-Touched Rum	8	EPIC	
11964	powdered water-logged pill	1		Effect: "Shredding, Sweating", Effect Duration: 35
11965	huge decent spinning kelp puck	10	good	
11966	scroll of sea strength	0		
11967	scroll of sea smarts	0		
11968	scroll of sea smarm	0		
11969	waterlogged scroll of healing	0		
11970	blinking sea gel	0		
11971	double-improved jittery narrow octopus ink bladder	0		Effect: "Castaway Physique", Effect Duration: 48
11972	durable dolphin whistle	0		
11973	shaking wobbly Thwaitgold lobster statuette	0		
11974	upside-down jittery packaged Monodent of the Sea	0		Free Pull
11975	Monodent of the Sea	0		Hot Damage: +25, All Attributes Percent: +5, Experience: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sea *dent: Throw a Lightning Bolt", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sea *dent: Summon a Wave", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sea *dent: Talk to Some Fish", Last Available: "2025-09"
11976	unblemished pearl	0		
11977	boxer's dentadent	0		Muscle Percent: +10
11986	lab-grown blood cubic zirconia	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-10"
11987	upside-down clever banded Da Vinci's blood cubic zirconia of dire peril of the empath of the detective	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Weapon Damage: +20, Damage Absorption: +100, Maximum MP: +20, Familiar Weight: +5, Item Drop: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Blood Geyser", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Refracted Gaze", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Sweat Bullets", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Blood Bath", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Dial it up to 11", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Sweat Equity", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Create Blood Thinner", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Prepare Spinal Tapas", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Craft a Pheromone Cocktail", Last Available: "2025-10"
12044	dried blinking huge blood thinner	1		Last Available: "2025-10"
12045	lousy pheromone cocktail	4	decent	Last Available: "2025-10"
12046	adequate mirror spinal tapas	4	good	Last Available: "2025-10"
12047	shrunken head in a duffel bag	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-11"
12048	manspreader's strapping shrunken head of the blizzard	0		Muscle: +5, Monster Level: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Prepare to reanimate your Foe", Last Available: "2025-11"
12049	stocking full of bones	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-12"
12050	small peppermint-flavored sugar walking crook	0		
12051	narrow knucklebone	0		
12052	drinkable huge gray Smoking Pope	3	good	
12053	tasty super-sized enchanted prize turkey	5	awesome	Effect: "La Bamba", Effect Duration: 20
12054	diluted blinking medicinal gruel	1		Effect: "Spell Transfer Complete", Effect Duration: 15
12055	rotten wobbly full-sized pumpkin pie	3	crappy	Last Available: "2025-11"
12056	practically non-alcoholic mediocre vodka cranberry sauce	1	decent	Last Available: "2025-11"
12057	anodized oxidized yammed candy	0		Effect: "Gunky Dory", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2025-11"
12058	adequate twirling treasure chestnut	4	good	Last Available: "2025-12"
12059	acceptable practically non-alcoholic mulled butter rum	1	good	Last Available: "2025-12"
12060	dry extra-moist squat cinnamon doubloon	0		Effect: "Locks Like the Raven", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2025-12"
12061	executive plastic left skeleton arm	0		Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2025-12"
12062	squat plastic left skeleton leg of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2025-12"
12063	plastic right skeleton arm of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2025-12"
12064	blinking beefy plastic right skeleton leg	0		Muscle: +10, Last Available: "2025-12"
12065	plastic skeleton pelvis of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Last Available: "2025-12"
12066	discreetly-wrapped Eternity Codpiece	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-12"
12067	The Eternity Codpiece	0		All Attributes: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-12"
12068	sage angelbone kilt of the businessman	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2026-12"
12069	blurry careful angelbone totem	0		Monster Level: -10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-12", Spleen Capacity: +1
12070	ruddy angelbone chopsticks	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-12", Stomach Capacity: +1
12071	squat avaricious angelbone mantle of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2026-12"
12072	angelbone dice of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-12", Liver Capacity: +1
12073	double-paned angelbone halo of the cheetah	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2026-12"
12074	twisted blinking yellow angelbone fragments	1		Last Available: "2026-12"
12075	colloidal tarnished twirling biblically accurate gumdrops	0		Effect: "Hobo Flavor", Effect Duration: 18
12076	personal trainer's groovy devilbone helmet	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Last Available: "2026-12"
12077	arcane researcher's devilbone greaves	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Last Available: "2026-12", Spleen Capacity: +1
12078	greedy devilbone shinguards of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Meat Drop: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-12"
12079	brainy devilbone corset	0		Mysticality: +5, Last Available: "2026-12", Stomach Capacity: +1
12080	arcane researcher's devilbone flute of temperance	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2026-12"
12081	tumbling knitted devilbone rosary	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-12", Liver Capacity: +1
12082	mixed huge yellow devilbone chunks	1		Last Available: "2026-12"
12083	anodized purple Gehenna tattoo	0		Effect: "Empathy", Effect Duration: 67
12116	tumbling skewed burnt incisor	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12117	burnt phalange	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12118	wobbly burnt radius	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12119	burnt rib	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12120	burnt skull	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12121	purple upside-down Crymbocurrency	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12122	red Jack Frost's extra-thick Crimbo sweater	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2025-12"
12123	The Encyclopedia of Holiday Funerary Rites	0		Skill: "Holiday Burial Knowledge", Last Available: "2025-12"
12124	practically non-alcoholic drinkable Steve Abrams' Holiday Sampler Beer	1	good	Last Available: "2025-12"
12125	ghostly crate of prize-winning rum	0		No Pull, Last Available: "2025-12"
12126	aged practically non-alcoholic enchanted twirling bottle of prize-winning rum	1	awesome	Effect: "Full Bottle in front of Me", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2025-12"
12127	Usain Bolt's cool Santa-Slayer medal of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Moxie: +5, Initiative: +80, Single Equip, Last Available: "2025-12"
12128	huge Skull of Claus	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12129	colloidal anodized boiling bone marrow	0		Effect: "Browbeaten", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2025-12"
12130	modified upside-down boiling cerebrospinal fluid	0		Effect: "Nuts about Candy", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2025-12"
12131	moist boiling synovial fluid	0		Effect: "Slippery Tongue", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2025-12"
12132	purple manspreader's Van der Graaf smoldering vertebra of the cheetah	0		Monster Level: +10, Initiative: +60, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2025-12"
12133	seal-clubbing club loot box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-01"
12134	<span style='padding: 2px; color: #ff8000; background-color: black;'>legendary seal-clubbing club</span>	0		Muscle Percent: +50, Weapon Damage: +10, Initiative: +50, Attacks Can't Miss, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Club 'Em Across the Battlefield", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Club 'Em Into Next Week", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Club 'Em Back in Time", Display Name: "<span style='padding: 2px; color: #ff8000; background-color: black;'>legendary seal-clubbing club</span>", Last Available: "2026-01"
12135	green blurry smoldering bone dust	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12136	volatile bone bomb	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12137	purple chaotic hale forbidden hot boning knife	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Maximum HP: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2025-12"
12138	reassuring wholesome occult fistbone	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Spooky Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2025-12"
12139	upside-down red Da Vinci's Herculean burnt bone belt of the empath	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Experience (Mysticality): +5, Familiar Weight: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2025-12"
12140	personal trainer's scorched skull trophy	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Last Available: "2025-12"
12141	bland yellow wing bone	3	decent	Last Available: "2025-12"
12142	lousy mirror weak skeleton venom	4	decent	Last Available: "2025-12"
12143	twisted baked bone meal	1		Last Available: "2025-12"
12144	educational plastic skeleton rib cage	0		Experience: +1, Last Available: "2025-12"
12145	stanky plastic skeleton skull	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2025-12"
12146	spinning plastic skeleton Crimbo hat of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2025-12"
12147	assembled plastic Santa skeleton	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12148	fuchsia sleigh	0		Familiar Weight: +10
12149	undertakers' forceps	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12150	huge bone-polishing rag	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12151	upside-down blue banded scorched skeleton mask of Calamity Jane	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Last Available: "2025-12"
12152	ribald scorched skeleton shirt of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Damage: +10, Last Available: "2025-12"
12153	quilted scorched skeleton pants of the brazier	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2025-12"
12154	messenger parrot egg	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12155	buryable chest	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12156	Shanty: Let's Beat Up This Drunken Sailor	0		Skill: "Let's Beat Up This Drunken Sailor", Last Available: "2025-12"
12157	purple Shanty: Let's Beat Up This Drunken Sailor (used)	0		Skill: "Let's Beat Up This Drunken Sailor", Last Available: "2025-12"
12158	Shanty: I'm Smarter Than a Drunken Sailor	0		Skill: "I'm Smarter Than a Drunken Sailor", Last Available: "2025-12"
12159	Shanty: I'm Smarter Than a Drunken Sailor (used)	0		Skill: "I'm Smarter Than a Drunken Sailor", Last Available: "2025-12"
12160	Shanty: Look At That Drunken Sailor Dance	0		Skill: "Look At That Drunken Sailor Dance", Last Available: "2025-12"
12161	Shanty: Look At That Drunken Sailor Dance (used)	0		Skill: "Look At That Drunken Sailor Dance", Last Available: "2025-12"
12162	Shanty: Who's Going to Pay This Drunken Sailor?	0		Skill: "Who's Going to Pay This Drunken Sailor?", Last Available: "2025-12"
12163	blinking narrow Shanty: Who's Going to Pay This Drunken Sailor? (used)	0		Skill: "Who's Going to Pay This Drunken Sailor?", Last Available: "2025-12"
12164	Shanty: Only Dogs Love a Drunken Sailor	0		Skill: "Only Dogs Love a Drunken Sailor", Last Available: "2025-12"
12165	tumbling Shanty: Only Dogs Love a Drunken Sailor (used)	0		Skill: "Only Dogs Love a Drunken Sailor", Last Available: "2025-12"
12166	Crymbocurrency tattoo	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12167	tumbling Oprah's brainy fireproof bonesaw	0		Mysticality: +5, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2025-12"
12168	scandalous Newton's vermiculite shield	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Sleaze Damage: +5, Last Available: "2025-12"
12169	ruddy ship's lantern	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2025-12"
12170	frightening heat-resistant harpoon pistol of the businessman	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2025-12"
12171	rotten diet ghostly traditional gingerloaf	1	crappy	Last Available: "2025-12"
12172	artisanal spinning Scotch and eggnog	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2025-12"
12173	double-Vulcanized maroon ghostly counterskeleton elixir	0		Effect: "Oiled Skin", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2025-12"
12174	artisanal &quot;salvaged&quot; wine	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2025-12"
12175	skewed huge ghostly The Encyclopedia of Holiday Funerary Rites (used)	0		Skill: "Holiday Burial Knowledge", Last Available: "2025-12"
12176	shaking crate of prize-winning cheese	0		No Pull, Last Available: "2025-12"
12177	toothsome wedge of prize-winning cheese	4	awesome	Last Available: "2025-12"
12178	polymerized dry flattened gummi fingerbone	0		Effect: "Jammin'", Effect Duration: 33
12179	narrow steel-toed brawny glimmering crystal	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Damage Reduction: 9, Last Available: "2025-12"
12180	boxed Heartstone	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-02"
12181	Heartstone	0		All Attributes Percent: +25, Experience: +3, HP Regen Min: 15, HP Regen Max: 20, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Steal Monster's Heart", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heartstone: %kill", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heartstone: %banish", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heartstone: %stun", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heartstone: %luck", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heartstone: %pals", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heartstone: %buff", Last Available: "2026-02"
12182	squat Thwaitgold meat bee statuette	0		
12183	cyan loose Meats	0		
12184	Archaeologist's Spade	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12185	wobbly boxed Archaeologist's Spade	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-03"
12186	dinosaur bone fragment	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12187	shaking Pork Elf pottery shard	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12188	2015 landfill detritus	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12189	huge intact dinosaur egg	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12190	upside-down fossilized cow femur	0		Familiar Weight: +5
12191	unopened Pork Elf toiletries kit	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12192	red tumbling shaking Pork Elf toiletries kit	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12193	polymerized modified red Pork Elf mouthwash	0		Effect: "Can't Smell Nothin'", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2026-03"
12194	liquefied non-pressed Pork Elf deodorant	0		Effect: "Hagg-ard", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2026-03"
12195	galvanized liquefied Pork Elf toothpaste	0		Effect: "Disdain of She-Who-Was", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2026-03"
12196	blurry bolt of fabric	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12197	lard-coated and dress of the detective	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2026-03"
12198	squat toasty and dress of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Hot Damage: +5, Last Available: "2026-03"
12199	modified super-pickled blinking dinosaur bone broth	0		Effect: "Blessing of the Frozen Tortellini", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2026-03"
12200	gnawing bone	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12201	ghostly fortified dinosaur bone club	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Last Available: "2026-03"
12202	lion tamer's healthy dinosaur skull helmet	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Experience (familiar): +2, Last Available: "2026-03"
12203	olive dinosaur bone corset of the sewer of mayonnaise of the businessman	0		Stench Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2026-03"
12204	mediocre high-proof Pork Elf cough syrup	9	decent	Last Available: "2026-03"
12205	blurry blinking Pork Elf neti pot	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12206	Pork Elf medicine cabinet	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12207	Pork Elf sink	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12208	Pork Elf toilet	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12209	flavorless huge rat pizza	8	decent	Last Available: "2026-03"
12210	Fleek&trade; mascara	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12211	perfumed electrified hardy hoverboard	0		Maximum HP: +50, Stench Resistance: +5, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-03"
12212	purple nippy chilly manspreader's left shark fin	0		Monster Level: +10, Cold Damage: 15, Last Available: "2026-03"
12213	maroon huge dance instructor's fitness tracking bracelet	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-03"
12214	mixed pulsating skewed candy bone	1		
12215	wrapped Baseball Diamond	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-04"
12216	Baseball Diamond	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Last Available: "2026-04"
12217	decent snack-sized discarded hot dog	2	good	Last Available: "2026-04"
12218	lousy blinking most of a beer	3	decent	Last Available: "2026-04"
12222	ghostly pasta wand loot box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-05"
12223	<span style='padding: 2px; color: #ff8000; background-color: black;'>legendary pasta wand</span>	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Stench Damage: +5, Hot Damage: +5, Cold Damage: +5, Sleaze Damage: +5, Spell Damage: +10, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Spell Critical Percent: +15, Pasta Thrall Experience: +1, Single Equip, Display Name: "<span style='padding: 2px; color: #ff8000; background-color: black;'>legendary pasta wand</span>", Last Available: "2026-05"
12225	legendary noodles	0		Last Available: "2026-05"
12226	gigantic adequate can of tuna	7	good	
12227	flavorless bouncing alien salad	4	decent	
12228	rotten gigantic blurry ratbatatouille	10	crappy	
12229	tiny stale pulsating onigiri	1	decent	
12230	diet moldy crudit&eacute;s	1	crappy	
12231	enchanted rotten maroon sauced mutton	4	crappy	Effect: "Izchak's Blessing", Effect Duration: 5
12232	thick rotten hot honey ant	5	crappy	
12233	stale tomb aspic	3	decent	
12234	adequate later tots	3	good	
12235	thick stale Frutti di Scatoletta	5	decent	Last Available: "2026-05"
12236	moldy bouncing Pesto alla Marziano	3	crappy	Last Available: "2026-05"
12237	moldy Arrattabbattabiata	3	crappy	Last Available: "2026-05"
12238	rotten Orzo di Riso	4	crappy	Last Available: "2026-05"
12239	adequate fancy tiny Pasta Grimavera	1	good	Effect: "'Roids of the Rhinoceros", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2026-05"
12240	spoiled skewed Linguini Ubriacapa	3	crappy	Last Available: "2026-05"
12241	enchanted adequate miniature Formica e Pepe	2	good	Effect: "Educated (Sorta)", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2026-05"
12242	tasty tiny Tubetto Gelatto	1	awesome	Last Available: "2026-05"
12243	bite-sized spoiled Gnocci Domani	1	crappy	Last Available: "2026-05"
12244	Thwaitgold wallet moth statuette	0		
12245	scabbarded Sword of S Words	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-06"
12246	second-hand synthetic sloth skin scabbard	0		Familiar Weight: +5
12248	mega helmet	0		
12252	executive brainy Space Soldier Helmet	0		Mysticality: +5, Meat Drop: +40
12253	massive stale premium turkey leg	9	decent	
12254	mediocre cyan styrofoam cup of mead	4	decent	
12255	banded sword	0		Damage Absorption: +100
12256	staff of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5
12257	wobbly lute of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50
12258	shrink-wrapped Cup of 13s	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-07"
12259	Cup of 13s	0		Booze Drop: +60, MP Regen Min: 4, MP Regen Max: 8, HP Regen Min: 8, HP Regen Max: 13, Last Available: "2026-07"
12260	blurry medical-grade dance instructor's beefy The Wizard's Android	0		Muscle: +10, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
12261	huge flash paperwad	0		
12262	juggling ball	0		
12263	mirror MacGyver's tactical jester's cap of incineration	0		Maximum MP: +100, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Combat Item Damage Percent: 50
12264	single-use sword	0		
12265	beefy flimsy plastic helmet	0		Muscle: +10
12266	spinning zippy flimsy plastic greaves	0		Initiative: +20
12267	perfumed flimsy plastic breastplate	0		Stench Resistance: +5
12268	green Lo Pan's flimsy plastic shield	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30
12269	packaged Portable Laughing Stock	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-07"
12270	blurry family-friendly nasty Portable Laughing Stock of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Stench Damage: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Taunt Your Foe", Last Available: "2026-07"
12271	manspreader's Lo Pan's Staff of Anachronistic Churning of the detective	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Monster Level: +10, Item Drop: +20
12272	normal classic banana	4	good	Last Available: "2026-07"
12273	yummy watermelon	3	awesome	Last Available: "2026-07"
12274	immense bland quince	6	decent	Last Available: "2026-07"
12275	Interesting Coin	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12276	Interesting Coin Inheritance Letter	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-08"
12277	delicious wobbly classic banana pie	4	awesome	Last Available: "2026-07"
12278	boiled fuchsia essential banana decoction	0		Effect: "Chalked-Up Teeth", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2026-07"
12279	unsweetened colloidal banana quintessence	0		Effect: "Spooky Flavor", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2026-07"
12280	drinkable Aesop Daiquiri	3	good	Last Available: "2026-07"
12281	aged weak Monkey Congress	2	awesome	Last Available: "2026-07"
12282	massive normal twirling watermelon pie	7	good	Last Available: "2026-07"
12283	aerosolized ghostly huge concentrated watermelon juice	0		Effect: "[800]Chocolate Reign", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2026-07"
12284	vacuum-sealed cyan Aqua Citrulanatae	0		Effect: "Fastbreaker", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2026-07"
12285	watered-down hand-crafted Melonegroni	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2026-07"
12286	drinkable enchanted practically non-alcoholic Melonade Spritz	1	good	Effect: "Astral Shell", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2026-07"
12287	gigantic moldy quince pie	6	crappy	Last Available: "2026-07"
12288	corrupted ghostly quince quaff	0		Effect: "Ticking Clock", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2026-07"
12289	frozen non-unsweetened deionized Quickquince	0		Effect: "Brother Corsican's Blessing", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2026-07"
12290	lousy weak Quiskey Sour	2	decent	Last Available: "2026-07"
12291	hand-crafted tumbling Quincea&ntilde;era Cooler	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2026-07"
12292	mediocre high-proof Roth IPA	8	decent	Last Available: "2026-08"
12293	crafty stiffened underdraft protection	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Maximum MP: +10, Last Available: "2026-08"
12294	solvent	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12295	bland soybean futures	3	decent	Last Available: "2026-08"
12296	magnetized double-oxidized yellow housing bubble	0		Effect: "Bubblin' Rage", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2026-08"
12297	unsweetened unsweetened liquefied Pixie-Swordz	0		Effect: "Ogred and Oublietted", Effect Duration: 47
12298	nippy thinker's financial instrument	0		Mysticality: +10, Cold Damage: +10, Last Available: "2026-08"
12299	chilly hedge fund clippers of doom	0		Cold Damage: +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2026-08"
12300	wobbly shellacked selling shorts	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Last Available: "2026-08"
12301	bear tattoo	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12302	green bull tattoo	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12303	spinning Oprah's wizardly 401k ring	0		Mysticality: +25, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2026-08"
12304	balance sheet	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12305	flattened ionized shaking green invisible hand	0		Effect: "Cold as Ice", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2026-08"
12306	polarized circle of overdraft protection scroll	0		Effect: "Red Around the Gills", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2026-08"
12307	quantum narrow mint	0		Effect: "Salamanderenity", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2026-08"
12308	savings bondo	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12309	olive homeowner's loam	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12310	denatured twirling toxic asset	1		Effect: "Beastly Flavor", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2026-08"
12311	diluted intangible asset	1		Last Available: "2026-08"
12312	vaporized blue shaking liquid asset	1		Last Available: "2026-08"
12313	gross prophet chrysalis	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12314	gray cast entrails	0		Familiar Weight: +5
12315	acceptable Malattia Becco Malbec	4	good	
12316	kneecapping contract	0		Skill: "Order a Kneecapping"
12317	Old Country cookbook	0		Skill: "Old Country Cooking"
12318	shaking blurry Thwaitgold and beetle statuette	0		
12319	Blue Team scarf	0		
12320	Red Team scarf	0		
12321	meat shield toddler	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-09"
12322	can of shield tenderizer	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2026-09"