-1	mediocre Petite Porter	4	decent	
-2	tolerable watered-down special Scrawny Stout	2	good	
-3	perfectly mixed blurry Infinitesimal IPA	3	EPIC	
-4	weak bad eggnogtini	2	decent	
-5	perfectly mixed boozy candycaine	5	EPIC	
-6	perfectly mixed weak braincracker sweet	2	EPIC	
-16	triple-distilled bad teal fermented honey	9	decent	
-17	artisanal enchanted moons-shine	3	EPIC	
-18	delicious watered-down fancy blinking gin	2	awesome	
-19	tolerable ecto-nog	4	good	
-20	watered-down artisanal hot toady	2	EPIC	
-21	weak smooth huge hot choculate	2	awesome	
-49	weak lousy Cyder	2	decent	
-50	tolerable weak huge Oil Nog	2	good	
-51	hand-crafted Hi-Octane Peppermint Jet Fuel	3	EPIC	
-58	tolerable Grimacider	3	good	
-59	lousy blue Isotope Nog	4	decent	
-60	weak bad Mutagin 'n' Tonic	2	decent	
-70	artisanal strong enchanted Gin and Herring	5	EPIC	
-71	weak fancy bad squat Black and Tan and Red All Over	2	decent	
-72	bad Antarctic Ice Tea	3	decent	
-76	acceptable fortified CRIMBCO Ribbon Candy Schnapps	5	good	
-77	perfectly mixed watered-down CRIMBCO Egg Substitute Nog Substitute	2	EPIC	
-78	drinkable CRIMBCO Extreme Braincracker Sour	3	good	
-82	drinkable weak Horseradish-infused Vodka	2	good	
-83	artisanal weak jittery Jerkitini	2	EPIC	
-84	bad practically non-alcoholic Desert Island Iced Tea	1	decent	
-88	lousy Crimbo Saketini	3	decent	
-89	drinkable Crimboku Drop	3	good	
-90	acceptable enchanted pulsating Flaming Crimbo Log	3	good	
-107	mediocre bouncing Fortified Eggnog Slurry	3	decent	
-108	lousy boozy Hot Buttered Rum	5	decent	
-109	drinkable Spicy Hot Chocolate	3	good