1	wobbly seal-clubbing club	0		
2	purple seal tooth	0		
3	Jack Frost's helmet turtle	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
4	turtle totem	0		
5	purple pasta spoon	0		
6	ravioli hat of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
7	saucepan	0		
8	spices	0		
9	pulsating gravedigger's disco mask	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
10	disco ball	0		
11	maroon stolen accordion	0		Song Duration: 5
12	mariachi pants	0		Familiar Effect: "8xPotato, cap 2"
14	pickled maroon moxie weed	1		
15	modified gray shaking strongness elixir	1		
16	distilled upside-down jittery magicalness-in-a-can	1		
17	rotten noodles	4	crappy	
18	tortoise's blessing	0		
19	blinking asparagus knife of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3
20	Kentucky-style derby	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 5"
21	sweet ninja sword	0		
22	studded boxer shorts	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, 4xVolley, cap 5"
23	blinking chewing gum on a string	0		
24	huge ten-leaf clover	0		
25	meat paste	0		
26	mirror Dolphin King's map	0		
27	spider web	0		
28	blue really spider web	0		
29	blinking really really spider web	0		
30	rock	0		
31	lime green seal-toothed rock	0		
32	wobbly lime green wobbly scandalous Bjorn's Hammer	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Class: "Seal Clubber"
33	tumbling snorkel	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
34	steel-toed Dolphin King's crown	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xGhuol, cap 8"
35	hardened Knob Goblin scimitar	0		Damage Reduction: 3
36	green wicked Knob Goblin tongs	0		Spell Damage: +5
37	viking helmet of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 5"
38	upside-down miser's Knob Goblin pants	0		Meat Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 5xPotato, cap 6"
39	pretty flower	0		
40	casino pass	0		
41	mediocre ice-cold Sir Schlitz	3	decent	
42	hermit permit	0		
43	skewed worthless trinket	0		
44	worthless gewgaw	0		
45	mirror worthless knick-knack	0		
46	wobbly purple figurine	0		
47	normal hot buttered roll	3	good	
48	heart of rock and roll	0		
49	special rotten bowl of cottage cheese	3	crappy	Effect: "Become Superficially interested", Effect Duration: 45
50	teal upside-down clever Rock and Roll Legend	0		Maximum MP: +20, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10
51	manspreader's Knob Goblin Uberpants	0		Monster Level: +10, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 3xFairy, cap 11"
52	banjo strings	0		
53	lime green spinning stone banjo of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20
54	blue Usain Bolt's Socratic Disco Banjo	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Initiative: +80, Class: "Disco Bandit"
55	jabañero pepper	0		
56	hot sauce	0		
57	olive rosewater-soaked 5-Alarm Saucepan	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Class: "Sauceror"
58	stone turtle	0		
59	gray slingshot	0		
60	cyan Mace of the Tortoise of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
61	stale maroon fortune cookie	3	decent	
62	extremely unsafe oriole-feather headdress	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xVolley, cap 3"
63	action figure body	0		
64	action figure head	0		
65	Mighty Bjorn action figure	0		
66	bouncing huge twig	0		
67	spaghetti with rock-balls	0		
68	bouncing frightening savvy Pasta Spoon of Peril	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Spooky Damage: +5, Class: "Pastamancer"
69	Newbiesport™ tent	0		
70	pulsating bar skin	0		
71	cyan sinister stakes	0		Spell Damage: +10
72	blurry executive barskin hat	0		Meat Drop: +40, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 13"
73	barskin tent	0		
74	Temple map	0		
75	sapling	0		
76	jittery Spooky-Gro fertilizer	0		
77	squat ruddy stick	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40
78	ghostly Jim Carey's pretty bouquet	0		Monster Level: +25
79	spinning bugbear bungguard	0		Familiar Effect: "5xBarrr, cap 7"
80	twirling fairy gravy boat	0		
81	irresponsibly strong acceptable ice-cold Willer	7	good	
82	ring	0		
83	bouncing shaft	0		
84	huge Orcish meat locker	0		
85	unlocked meat locker	0		
86	key	0		
87	jittery blue meat from yesterday	0		
88	meat stack	0		
89	sword hilt	0		
90	helmet recipe	0		
91	pants kit	0		
92	skewed meatsmithing guide	0		
93	nippy basic meat sword	0		Cold Damage: +10
94	careful basic meat pants	0		Monster Level: -10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xPotato, cap 10"
95	twirling foul-smelling basic meat helmet	0		Stench Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 2xFairy, cap 10"
96	smooth dope gangsta bling-bling	0		Moxie: +15
97	shaking frightening pimpin' meat hat of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xVolley, cap 13"
98	olive dried face	0		
99	meat face	0		
100	lifeless meat doll	0		
101	meat golem	0		
102	shaking shrunken head	0		
103	staff of dire peril of the detective	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Item Drop: +20
104	scarecrow	0		
105	flavorless bowl of charms	3	decent	
106	ketchup	1	good	
107	catsup	1	good	
108	gray stick	0		
109	crossbow string	0		
110	basic meat staff of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3
111	mirror toasty basic meat crossbow	0		Hot Damage: +5
112	family-friendly sage meatloaf helmet	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1.5xFairy, cap 13"
113	Sinatra's dripping meat sword	0		Experience (Moxie): +5
114	red coward's dripping meat staff	0		Monster Level: -20
115	extremely unsafe dripping meat crossbow	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100
116	skewed beefcake's beefy Bugfinder Blade	0		Muscle: 35
117	olive shaking Gnollish plunger	0		
118	spring	0		
119	lime green sprocket	0		
120	cog	0		
121	bouncing narrow sprocket assembly	0		
122	lime green cog and sprocket assembly	0		
123	Gnollish flyswatter	0		
124	tumbling empty meat tank	0		
125	full meat tank	0		
126	mirror ghostly purple meat engine	0		
127	Gnollish autoplunger of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5
128	Jim Carey's meat pants	0		Monster Level: +25, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, cap 11"
129	Usain Bolt's third-hand nunchaku	0		Initiative: +80
130	upside-down eyepatch of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Familiar Effect: "4xBarrr, cap 8"
131	frilly skirt	0		Familiar Effect: "4xFairy, cap 8"
132	Meat maid body	0		
133	twirling purple Certificate of Participation	0		
134	shaking narrow bitchin' meatcar	0		
135	sweet rims	0		
136	squat jittery tires	0		
137	yellow spinning dope wheels	0		
138	ice-cold six-pack	0		
139	skewed valuable trinket	0		
140	jittery dingy planks	0		
141	dingy dinghy	0		
142	anticheese	0		
143	cottage	0		
144	stone of eXtreme power	0		
145	barbed-wire fence	0		
146	dinghy plans	0		
147	stiffened eXtreme meat sword	0		Damage Reduction: 1
148	eXtreme meat staff of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30
149	mansplainer's eXtreme meat crossbow	0		Monster Level: +15
150	jittery Jim Carey's hardened Scalp of Gorgolok	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Monster Level: +25, Class: "Seal Clubber", Familiar Effect: "3xGhuol, cap 25"
151	asbestos-lined nasty Elder Turtle Shell	0		Stench Damage: +5, Hot Resistance: +5, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "3xGhuol, cap 25"
152	personal trainer's brainy Colander of Em-er'il	0		Mysticality: +5, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Class: "Pastamancer", Familiar Effect: "3xGhuol, cap 25"
153	Temple Grandin's savvy Ancient Saucehelm	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Familiar Weight: +7, Class: "Sauceror", Familiar Effect: "3xGhuol, cap 25"
154	perfumed manspreader's Disco 'Fro Pick	0		Monster Level: +10, Stench Resistance: +5, Class: "Disco Bandit", Familiar Effect: "3xGhuol, cap 25"
155	gray rosewater-soaked flame-wreathed El Sombrero De Lopez	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +3, Class: "Accordion Thief", Familiar Effect: "3xGhuol, cap 25"
156	maroon guild application	0		
157	gray Dramatic™ range	0		
158	Gnollish pie tin	0		
159	wad of dough	0		
160	pie crust	0		
161	low-calorie decent mirror ghuol egg	1	good	
162	flavorless ghuol egg quiche	4	decent	
163	skeleton bone of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25
164	jittery wobbly smart skull	0		
165	skewer	0		
166	lime green spinning ghuol ears	0		
167	decent ghuol-ear kabob	4	good	
168	blinking lion tamer's bone rattle	0		Experience (familiar): +2
169	bugbear beanie	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 7"
170	bouncing lihc eye	0		
171	small bland lihc eye pie	2	decent	
172	upside-down green gnoll lips	0		
173	taco shell	0		
174	Gnollish casserole dish	0		
175	adequate miniature bouncing uncooked chorizo	2	good	
176	disembodied brain	0		
177	spinning cyan brainy skull	0		
178	bouncing twirling detective skull	0		
179	bland jumbo chorizo taco	5	decent	
180	lousy twirling ice-cold fotie	3	decent	
181	narrow maroon baseball	0		
182	narrow batgut	0		
183	bat wing	0		
184	narrow briefcase	0		
185	fat stacks of cash	0		
186	bean	0		
187	loose teeth	0		
188	maroon bat guano	0		
189	upside-down guano coffee cup	0		
191	studded batskin belt	0		Damage Absorption: +80
192	batskin belt	0		
193	birthday candle	0		
194	wizardly Mr. Accessory	0		Mysticality: +25, Softcore Only
195	Herculean eXtreme nose ring	0		Experience (Muscle): +1
196	disassembled clover	0		
197	rat whisker	0		
198	rat appendix	0		
199	Jeselnik's ring	0		Sleaze Damage: +25
200	decent rat appendix kabob	4	good	
201	half-sized flavorless skewed bat wing kabob	2	decent	
202	flavorless huge carob chunks	4	decent	
203	herbs	0		
204	adequate carob chunk cookies	3	good	
205	secret blend of herbs and spices	0		
206	tumbling piercing post	0		
207	pulsating hippy herbal tea	1	EPIC	
208	patchouli incense stick	0		
209	wad of tofu	0		
210	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	0		Bonus Resting MP: +7
211	decorative fountain	0		
212	windchimes	0		
213	wobbly energetic filthy corduroys of Flo-Jo	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Initiative: +100, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 2xPotato, cap 15"
214	shaking savvy filthy knitted dread sack	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 15"
215	tumbling maroon Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix	0		
216	rotten carob brownies	4	crappy	
217	normal herb brownies	3	good	
218	red hemp string	0		
219	necklace chain	0		
220	upside-down gnoll teeth	0		
221	wobbly sinister gnoll-tooth necklace	0		Spell Damage: +10
222	phat turquoise bead	0		
223	phat turquoise bracelet of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100
224	executive eyepatch	0		Meat Drop: +40, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, cap 6"
225	decent tofu casserole	3	good	
226	denatured mirror can of Red Minotaur	1	good	Effect: "Cold-Blooded Warm Fuzzies", Effect Duration: 35
227	studded Kentucky-fried meat sword	0		Damage Absorption: +80
228	Kentucky-fried meat staff of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50
229	Jack Frost's Kentucky-fried meat crossbow	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50
230	blinking ghostly blurry hardened dead guy's watch	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Single Equip, Nonstackable Watch
231	Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent	0		
232	blinking Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	0		
233	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	0		
234	pulsating ghostly Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	0		
235	perfumed Bigger Bugfinder Blade of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Stench Resistance: +5
236	Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit	0		
237	high-proof lousy bottle of gin	10	decent	
238	boozy hand-crafted bottle of vodka	5	EPIC	
239	forbidden baleful Orcish baseball cap	0		Spell Damage: +25, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr, cap 15"
240	ribald Orcish cargo shorts of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 2xGhuol, cap 15"
241	Oprah's Orcish frat-paddle	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50
242	yummy immense	10	awesome	
243	low-calorie decent jittery grapefruit	1	good	
244	rotten grapes	3	crappy	
245	thick flavorless narrow olive	5	decent	
246	adequate bite-sized tomato	1	good	
247	fermenting powder	0		
248	drinkable salty dog	4	good	
249	bad special bloody mary	4	decent	Effect: "Jackasses' Symphony of Destruction", Effect Duration: 15
250	practically non-alcoholic acceptable screwdriver	1	good	
251	practically non-alcoholic bad martini	1	decent	
252	tolerable triple-distilled bloody beer	10	good	
253	hand-crafted extra-dry olive shot of schnapps	5	EPIC	
254	practically non-alcoholic lousy narrow shot of grapefruit schnapps	1	decent	
255	hand-crafted upside-down fine wine	3	EPIC	
256	drinkable shot of tomato schnapps	4	good	
257	mediocre extra-spicy bloody mary	3	decent	
258	shaking dense meat stack	0		
259	blinking purple snake skin	0		
260	toothsome White Citadel fries	3	awesome	
261	adequate White Citadel burger	3	good	
262	super-sized stale piece of wedding cake	5	decent	
263	rotten small chocolate chips	2	crappy	
264	huge moldy wobbly chocolate chip cookies	8	crappy	
265	upside-down deadly satin pants	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xPotato, cap 10"
266	lousy lightning	4	decent	
267	horrifying mullet wig	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 2xGhuol, cap 10"
268	ghostly meat cowboy hat of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 3xLep, cap 10"
269	hardy sword	0		Maximum HP: +50
270	narrow picket fence	0		
271	vaporized blinking barbell	1		
272	pickled huge concentrated magicalness pill	1		
273	diluted bouncing moxie weed	1		
274	Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium	0		
275	bouncing mosquito larva	0		
276	ghostly leprechaun hatchling	0		
277	compressed pulsating extra-strength strongness elixir	1		
278	powdered tumbling olive jug-o-magicalness	1		
279	compressed red suntan lotion of moxiousness	1		
280	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	0		
281	wizardly gasmask	0		Mysticality: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, cap 12"
282	Boris's key	0		
283	Jarlsberg's key	0		
284	upside-down Sneaky Pete's key	0		
285	bouncing ghostly baleful walrus-tusk earring	0		Spell Damage: +25
286	coward's ring of half-assed regeneration	0		Monster Level: -20, Single Equip
287	teal therapeutic Boris's ring	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
288	jittery potato sprout	0		
289	stylish Jarlsberg's earring	0		Moxie: +25
290	huge censurious Sneaky Pete's breath spray	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3
291	hale smartaleck's can of maces	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Maximum HP: +20
292	teal Newton's rubber axe	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3
293	wicked chef's hat of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Spell Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xLep, cap 7"
294	Fonzie's pail	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Familiar Effect: "2xFairy, cap 7"
295	toasty demonskin trousers	0		Hot Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 3xPotato, cap 17"
296	jittery Jim Carey's dungeoneer's dungarees	0		Monster Level: +25, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 4xPotato, cap 7"
297	irradiated purple tamarind-flavored chewing gum	0		Effect: "Inner Dog", Effect Duration: 50
298	frozen dry lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum	0		Effect: "Sweet Nostalgia", Effect Duration: 16
299	diffused super-colloidal lime green shaking pickle-flavored chewing gum	0		Effect: "Flashing Eyes", Effect Duration: 67
300	double-ionized oxidized green jabañero-flavored chewing gum	0		Effect: "Preemptive Medicine", Effect Duration: 58
301	flat dough	0		
302	normal Knob sausage	3	good	
303	bland diet Knob mushroom	1	decent	
304	dry noodles	0		
305	scandalous Knob Goblin harem pants	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 8xPotato, cap 2"
306	clever Knob Goblin harem veil	0		Maximum MP: +20, Familiar Effect: "5xLep, cap 2"
307	deionized enhanced Knob Goblin perfume	0		Effect: "Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration", Effect Duration: 40
308	maroon hale Knob Goblin elite helm	0		Maximum HP: +20, Familiar Effect: "2xFairy, cap 15"
309	strapping Knob Goblin elite pants	0		Muscle: +5, Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, cap 15"
310	wool Knob Goblin elite polearm	0		Cold Resistance: +1
311	yellow narrow hill of beans	0		
312	coward's Knob Goblin visor	0		Monster Level: -20, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 12"
313	boxer's Crown of the Goblin King	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, 1xGhuol, cap 17"
314	delicious bite-sized twirling bean burrito	1	awesome	
315	normal bouncing bean burrito	3	good	
316	decent insanely bean burrito	3	good	
317	toothsome bean burrito	3	awesome	
318	decent mirror spinning spinning bean burrito	3	good	
319	stale tiny green insanely bean burrito	1	decent	
320	adequate bat haggis	3	good	
321	tiny decent menudo	1	good	
322	stale goat cheese	4	decent	
323	normal fuchsia plain pizza	4	good	
324	stale blue sausage pizza	4	decent	
325	half-sized bland shaking goat cheese pizza	2	decent	
326	stale low-calorie mushroom pizza	1	decent	
327	tumbling cyan goat	0		
328	special lousy bottle of whiskey	4	decent	Effect: "Weird Vibrations", Effect Duration: 15
329	thinker's goat beard	0		Mysticality: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato, cap 15"
330	enchanted glass of goat's milk	1	EPIC	Effect: "Jabañero Saucesphere", Effect Duration: 30
331	artisanal practically non-alcoholic pulsating Canadian	1	EPIC	
332	massive moldy lemon	10	crappy	
333	fancy toothsome narrow lime	3	awesome	Effect: "Sucrose-Colored Glasses", Effect Duration: 30
334	cool sabre teeth	0		Moxie: +5
335	huge sabre-toothed lime cub	0		
336	Jack Frost's consolation ribbon	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50
337	bouncing ol' trophy	0		
338	blinking tenderizing hammer	0		
339	Cobb's Knob lab key	0		
340	ionized Knob Goblin steroids	0		Effect: "Spring Training", Effect Duration: 20
341	super-chilled nitrogenated aerosolized ghostly Knob Goblin love potion	0		Effect: "Mucilaginous Mentalism", Effect Duration: 37
342	blue Knob Goblin stink bomb	0		
343	modified tumbling Knob Goblin sharpening spray	0		Effect: "Putting the Pro in Proletariat", Effect Duration: 58
344	huge Knob Goblin seltzer	0		
345	gray Knob Goblin superseltzer	0		
346	scrumptious reagent	0		
347	twirling Dyspepsi-Cola	0		
348	olive ninja mask of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xBarrr, cap 20"
349	icy katana hilt	0		
350	wobbly hot katana blade	0		
351	vibrating steel-toed icy-hot katana	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Maximum MP Percent: +10
352	narrow ninja hot pants of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 3xPotato, cap 17"
353	upside-down ninja stars	0		
354	fuchsia rosewater-soaked vibrating nunchaku	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Stench Resistance: +3
355	miser's eXtreme scarf	0		Meat Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 25"
356	toasty snowboarder pants	0		Hot Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 25"
357	Mountain Stream soda	0		
358	flavorless immense gr8ps	6	decent	
359	normal miniature t8r tots	2	good	
360	baleful miner's helmet	0		Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 20"
361	squat banded miner's pants	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1.5xPotato, cap 20"
362	Fonzie's 7-Foot Dwarven mattock	0		Experience (Moxie): +1
363	linoleum ore	0		
364	asbestos ore	0		
365	red chrome ore	0		
366	linoleum sword hilt	0		
367	linoleum stick	0		
368	linoleum crossbow string	0		
369	asbestos sword hilt	0		
370	asbestos stick	0		
371	ghostly asbestos crossbow string	0		
372	chrome sword hilt	0		
373	upside-down chrome stick	0		
374	ghostly twirling chrome crossbow string	0		
375	linoleum meat stack	0		
376	asbestos meat stack	0		
377	chrome meat stack	0		
378	forbidden linoleum sword of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Spell Damage Percent: +50
379	flame-retardant steel-toed linoleum staff	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Hot Resistance: +1
380	tumbling stanky nasty linoleum crossbow	0		Stench Damage: +5, Stench Spell Damage: +25
381	strapping asbestos sword of Leguizamo	0		Muscle: +5, Monster Level: +20
382	grievous groovy asbestos staff	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +50
383	narrow MacGyver's asbestos crossbow of bravery	0		Maximum MP: +100, Spooky Resistance: +5
384	upside-down bouncing miser's chrome sword of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Meat Drop: +10
385	cyan inspector's flame-wreathed chrome staff	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Item Drop: +15
386	pulsating double-paned smartaleck's chrome crossbow	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Cold Resistance: +5
387	fuzzy dice	0		
388	yeti fur	0		
389	rosewater-soaked meaty helmet turtle	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xFairy, cap 17"
390	bouncing rosy-cheeked asbestos helmet turtle	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xFairy, cap 20"
391	huge Van der Graaf linoleum helmet turtle	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xFairy, cap 25"
392	blinking chrome helmet turtle of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xFairy, cap 30"
393	penguin skin	0		
394	yak skin	0		
395	squat hippopotamus skin	0		
396	red jittery hardy penguin shorts	0		Maximum HP: +50, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xGhuol, cap 30"
397	Herculean yakskin pants	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xPotato, cap 35"
398	padded hippopotamus pants	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 2xGhuol, cap 32"
399	Da Vinci's eXtreme mittens	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5
400	ghostly handful of drink tickets	0		
401	Knob Kitchen grab-bag	0		
402	swashbuckling pants of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 1.5xFairy, cap 20"
403	gray nippy shoulder parrot	0		Cold Damage: +10
404	acoustic guitarrr of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20
405	sunken chest	0		
406	tumbling pirate pelvis	0		
407	shaking pirate skull	0		
408	pirate skeleton	0		
409	fuchsia twirling vial of patchouli oil	0		
410	sk8board of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50
411	Jolly Roger charrrm	0		
412	squat barrrnacle	0		
413	studded Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	0		Damage Absorption: +80
414	blinking razor-sharp crowbarrr	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25
415	medical-grade leotarrrd	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 2xPotato, cap 22"
416	safarrri hat of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, cap 22"
417	triple-pressed alkaline triple-improved blue henna tattoo	0		Effect: "Compensatory Cruelness", Effect Duration: 55
418	enhanced boiled Ferrigno's Elixir of Power	0		Effect: "Marinated", Effect Duration: 30
419	ionized serum of sarcasm	0		Effect: "Action", Effect Duration: 64
420	unsweetened tomato juice of powerful power	0		Effect: "Thick-Skinned", Effect Duration: 11
421	quantum philter of phorce	0		Effect: "Standard Issue Bravery", Effect Duration: 40
422	galvanized potion of potency	0		Effect: "Hammertime", Effect Duration: 40
423	Vulcanized adjusted skewed cordial of concentration	0		Effect: "Pop-eyed", Effect Duration: 40
424	unsweetened ointment of the occult	0		Effect: "Your Eyes are Peeled!", Effect Duration: 63
425	polymerized colloidal aerosolized oil of expertise	0		Effect: "Flexibili Tea", Effect Duration: 21
426	frozen huge potion of temporary gr8ness	0		Effect: "Blessing of the Frozen Tortellini", Effect Duration: 63
427	stylish box	0		Moxie: +25, Wiki Name: "box"
428	pulsating nothing-in-the-box	0		
429	purple beanbag chair	0		Bonus Resting MP: +30
430	acid-squirting flower	0		Single Equip, Thorns: 1
431	blinking clown shoes of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Clowniness: 25
432	tumbling bouncing gray rock-hard bloody clown pants	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Clowniness: 25, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 2xFairy, cap 12"
433	skinny balloon	0		
434	green arcane researcher's balloon helmet	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Clowniness: 25, Familiar Effect: "3xFairy, cap 12"
435	groovy balloon sword of the early riser	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Adventures: +7, Clowniness: 50
436	bouncing green balloon monkey	0		
437	tumbling skewed chef skull	0		
438	blurry chef-in-the-box	0		
439	blurry bartender skull	0		
440	bartender-in-the-box	0		
441	chef-skull-in-the-box	0		
442	twirling bartender-skull-in-the-box	0		
443	maroon beer lens	0		
444	beer goggles	0		
445	pulsating sharpshooter's box-in-the-box	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10
446	nothing-in-the-box-in-the-box	0		
447	personal trainer's box-in-the-box-in-the-box	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10
448	narrow coward's foolscap fool's cap of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Monster Level: -20, Clowniness: 25, Familiar Effect: "3xVolley, cap 10"
449	Rosewater's clown nose	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Clowniness: 25
450	pretentious paintbrush	0		
451	huge pretentious palette	0		
452	red disease	0		
453	sober pill	0		
454	twirling bouncing screwdriver	0		
455	delicious teal jumbo olive	3	awesome	
456	hand-crafted dry martini	3	EPIC	
457	wobbly steel-toed ye olde golde frontes	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Class: "Disco Bandit", Single Equip
458	continuum transfunctioner	0		
459	pixel	0		
460	mirror skewed pixel	0		
461	pixel	0		
462	pixel	0		
463	pixel	0		
464	pixel potion	0		
465	narrow ghostly maroon pixel potion	0		
466	pixel potion	0		
467	flavorless pixel pie	3	decent	
468	ghostly blurry ruby W	0		
469	wussiness potion	0		
470	acceptable spirit-forward huge Imp Ale	5	good	
471	super-sized decent pulsating hot wing	5	good	
472	Samson's diamond-studded cane	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Class: "Disco Bandit"
473	crutch of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5
474	cast	0		
475	baleful mask of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xBarrr, cap 15"
476	ghostly hellion cube	0		
477	blinking Tesla wicked infernal insoles	0		Spell Damage: +5, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
478	evil arch	0		
479	dodecagram	0		
480	mirror upside-down box of birthday candles	0		
481	red eldritch butterknife	0		
482	Rosewater's Mr. Container	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Last Available: "2004-12"
483	rosy-cheeked Newbiesport™ backpack	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2004-12"
484	hemp backpack of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Last Available: "2004-12"
485	wobbly snakehead charrrm	0		
486	sizzling Talisman o' Namsilat	0		Hot Damage: +10, Single Equip
487	arrrgyle socks of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50
488	guitar pick	0		
489	jittery drab sonata	0		
490	gravedigger's dance instructor's mesh cap	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Spooky Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 41"
491	enormous belt buckle	0		
492	narrow mirror upside-down inspector's smooth chaps	0		Moxie: +15, Item Drop: +15, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xBarrr, cap 40"
493	ketchup hound	0		
494	squat batblade	0		Item Drop: +5
495	catgut	0		
496	jittery cat appendix	0		
497	gnatwing	0		
498	enchanted flavorless papaya	4	decent	Effect: "No Worries", Effect Duration: 30
499	cool denim axe of the sweet-tooth	0		Moxie: +5, Candy Drop: +100
500	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	0		
501	adequate half-sized purple upside-down Elfin shortbread	2	good	
502	pagoda plans	0		
503	stale snack-sized tumbling skewered cat appendix	2	decent	
504	evil arches	0		
505	asbestos-lined gnatwing earring of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Hot Resistance: +5
506	fancy flavorless massive Hell broth	7	decent	Effect: "Celestial Vision", Effect Duration: 35
507	tumbling beefcake's thunderrr guitarrr	0		Muscle: +25
508	sonata	0		
509	blinking Hey Deze nuts	0		
510	pulsating narrow Boris's key lime	0		
511	mirror Jarlsberg's key lime	0		
512	jittery Sneaky Pete's key lime	0		
513	moldy massive maroon Boris's key lime pie	10	crappy	
514	decent diet Jarlsberg's key lime pie	1	good	
515	stale Sneaky Pete's key lime pie	3	decent	
516	Hey Deze map	0		
517	blurry shaking Fonzie's bejeweled accordion strap	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Class: "Accordion Thief"
518	mystery juice	0		
519	tumbling moxie magnet	0		Moxie Controls MP
520	leaflet	0		
521	skewed blinking flame-retardant kickback cookbook	0		Hot Resistance: +1
522	one-winged stab bat	0		
523	olive rewinged stab bat	0		
524	triple-distilled drinkable papaya sling	6	good	
525	grue egg	0		
526	Frobozz Real-Estate Company Instant House (TM)	0		
527	volleyball	0		
528	blood-faced volleyball	0		
529	fertilized ghuol egg	0		
530	vacuum-sealed nitrogenated mirror spray paint	0		Effect: "Weapon of Mass Destruction", Effect Duration: 47
531	special sauce glove of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Class: "Sauceror", Single Equip
532	knitted ladle of mystery	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Class: "Sauceror"
533	blue Gnollish toolbox	0		
534	abridged dictionary	0		
535	bridge	0		
536	green dictionary	0		
537	pr0n legs	0		
538	f3d0r4 of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep, cap 27"
539	bouncing lowercase N	0		
540	extra-electrified super-cold-filtered narrow Tasty Fun Good rice candy	0		Effect: "Squirming Like a Toad", Effect Duration: 33
541	yellow clever draggin' ball hat of the boozehound	0		Maximum MP: +20, Booze Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 25"
542	jittery ribald toasty 1337 7r0uZ0RZ	0		Hot Damage: +5, Sleaze Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, cap 27"
543	jumbo yummy blinking Trollhouse cookies	5	awesome	
544	wobbly Da Vinci's talons of the dark arts	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Spell Damage Percent: +100
545	rotten Spam Witch sammich	4	crappy	
546	meat vortex	0		
547	334 scroll	0		
548	668 scroll	0		
549	teal jittery bouncing 30669 scroll	0		
550	33398 scroll	0		
551	64067 scroll	0		
552	64735 scroll	0		
553	gray 31337 scroll	0		
554	toothsome tiny lime green pr0n cocktail	1	awesome	
555	jittery razor-sharp cool drywall axe	0		Moxie: +5, Weapon Damage Percent: +25
556	arcane researcher's Pine-Fresh air freshener	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10
557	perfectly mixed watered-down gray whiskey and cola	2	EPIC	
558	diet normal papaya taco	1	good	
559	razor-sharp can lid	0		
560	spoiled shaking stalk of asparagus	4	crappy	
561	twirling pregnant mushroom	0		
562	teal ratgut	0		
563	twirling green sonar-in-a-biscuit	0		
564	lousy Mad Train wine	4	decent	
565	hobo gloves of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Single Equip
566	lime green mirror bum cheek of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xVolley, cap 5"
567	hermit script	0		
568	delicious red Double Bacon Beelzeburger	4	awesome	
569	moldy massive Lord of the Flies-sized fries	8	crappy	
570	stale diet Chicken Sandwich	1	decent	
571	fancy bouncing Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	1	awesome	Effect: "Heart of Orange", Effect Duration: 40
572	moldy mirror Children's Meal of the Damned	3	crappy	
573	rotten half-sized noodles	2	crappy	
574	rotten massive spinning noodles	6	crappy	
575	bland big painful penne pasta	5	decent	
576	jumbo stale ravioli della hippy	5	decent	
577	fancy delicious pulsating pr0n m4nic0tti	3	awesome	Effect: "Night Vision", Effect Duration: 15
578	normal lime green Hell ramen	3	good	
579	moldy boring spaghetti	3	crappy	
580	sauce of the ages	0		
581	wobbly schmancy cheese sauce	0		
582	wobbly Himalayan Hidalgo sauce	0		
583	jumbo rotten fettucini Inconnu	5	crappy	
584	flavorless snack-sized spaghetti with Skullheads	2	decent	
585	normal gnocchetti di Nietzsche	4	good	
586	Usain Bolt's deadly ridiculously huge sword	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Initiative: +80
587	frozen modified warmed super-spiky hair gel	0		Effect: "The Strength... of the Future", Effect Duration: 69
588	blinking wobbly soft echo eyedrop antidote	0		
589	adequate small cocoa eggshell fragment	2	good	
590	rotten cocoa eggshell fragment	4	crappy	
591	cocoa egg	0		
592	house	0		
593	bouncing phonics down	0		
594	blinking amulet of extreme plot significance of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10
595	scroll of drastic healing	0		
596	twirling sinister titanium assault umbrella	0		Spell Damage: +10
597	jittery Mohawk wig of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol, cap 35"
598	the Slug Lord's map	0		
599	tumbling lime green hale pants of the Slug Lord	0		Maximum HP: +20, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 3xPotato, cap 8"
600	double-paned Sinatra's Dr. Hobo's scalpel	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Cold Resistance: +5
601	Dr. Hobo's map	0		
602	Degrassi Knoll shopping list	0		
603	Item #13	0		
604	Penultimate Fantasy chest	0		
605	mirror tumbling Tissue Paper Immateria	0		
606	Tin Foil Immateria	0		
607	shaking Gauze Immateria	0		
608	blinking Plastic Wrap Immateria	0		
609	S.O.C.K.	0		
610	mirror blue procrastination potion	0		
611	jittery D	0		
612	original G	0		
613	green plot hole	0		
614	pickled probability potion	0		Effect: "Arabian Knighthood", Effect Duration: 59
615	chaos butterfly	0		
616	furry fur	0		
617	pressed tarnished fuchsia Angry Farmer candy	0		Effect: "Be a Mind Master", Effect Duration: 12
618	magnetized boiled Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	0		Effect: "Penguinny Flavor", Effect Duration: 59
619	brainy needle	0		Mysticality: +5
620	modified flattened thin candle	0		Effect: "Certainty", Effect Duration: 29
621	mirror olive Warm Subject gift certificate	0		
622	awful poetry journal	0		
623	red WA	0		
624	NG	0		
625	wang	0		
626	Wand of Nagamar	0		
627	shaking ND	0		
628	metallic A	0		
629	foul-smelling eye	0		Stench Damage: +10
630	photoprotoneutron torpedo	0		
631	spinning prompt furry pants	0		Adventures: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol, MP regen, cap 37"
632	ghostly green wizardly disturbing fanfic	0		Mysticality: +25
633	lightning-fast Samson's wolf mask	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Initiative: +40, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, HP regen, cap 37"
634	cool whip	0		
635	rock-hard paper umbrella	0		Damage Reduction: 5
636	bouncing meat globe	0		
637	toaster	0		
638	medical-grade studded asshat	0		Damage Absorption: +80, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xVolley, cap 7"
639	flavorless abominable snowcone	3	decent	
640	Ent cider	1	good	
641	snack-sized stale toast	2	decent	
642	skeleton key	0		
643	skeleton key ring	0		
644	lime green Crimbo pressie	0		Last Available: "2003-12"
645	bouncing wrapping paper	0		Last Available: "2003-12"
646	small flavorless fruitcake	2	decent	
647	shaking present	0		Last Available: "2004-11"
648	purple deadly Crimbo sword	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Last Available: "2004-10"
649	Crimbo hat of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "1.75xVolley, 1.75xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2004-10"
650	blinking curative Crimbo pants	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2004-10"
651	green lard-coated exclusive ultra-rare item	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
652	shaking spinning quantum egg	0		
653	intragalactic rowboat	0		
654	star	0		
655	line	0		
656	star chart	0		
657	purple Newton's star sword	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3
658	blinking grievous star crossbow	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50
659	spinning weightlifter's star staff	0		Muscle: +15
660	gray healthy star pants	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 2xGhuol, cap 41"
661	star hat of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "0.5xVolley, 0.5xPotato, cap 41"
662	groovy star buckler	0		Moxie Percent: +10
663	wobbly star throwing star	0		
664	star starfish	0		
665	Richard's star key	0		
666	ghostly prompt frightening coward's steaming evil	0		Monster Level: -20, Spooky Damage: +5, Adventures: +3
667	narrow castle map	0		
668	narrow spiked femur of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15
669	spoiled ghuol guolash	3	crappy	
670	sage lihc face	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xBarrr, cap 22"
671	Oprah's strapping grave robbing shovel	0		Muscle: +5, Maximum MP Percent: +50
672	bland cranberries	4	decent	
673	practically non-alcoholic delicious vodka and cranberry	1	awesome	
674	tolerable huge whiskey	4	good	
675	Oprah's skull of the Bonerdagon	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50
676	huge dragonbone belt buckle	0		
677	badass belt of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20
678	chest of the Bonerdagon	0		
679	weak mediocre roll in the hay	2	decent	
680	boozy drinkable slap and tickle	5	good	
681	smooth slip 'n' slide	4	awesome	
682	aged a sump'm sump'm	4	awesome	
683	lousy horizontal tango	4	decent	
684	mediocre watered-down pink pony	2	decent	
685	electrified occult Socratic Mr. Shirt	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Spell Damage Percent: +25, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
686	sage knuckles	0		Mysticality Percent: +10
687	triple-energized wobbly blood of the Wereseal	0		Effect: "Jungle Juiced", Effect Duration: 43
688	Socratic pixel hat	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xVolley, cap 12"
689	bouncing censurious pixel pants	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "atk, 4xPotato, cap 12"
690	hale pixel sword	0		Maximum HP: +20
691	digital key	0		
692	Ascension Souvenir T-Shirt	0		
693	shaking crafty harem girl t-shirt	0		Maximum MP: +10
694	Herculean Knob Goblin elite shirt	0		Experience (Muscle): +1
696	frilly shirt of the ox	0		Muscle: +20
697	hale soggy wofl t-shirt	0		Maximum HP: +20
698	asbestos-lined loathing eagle baby-doll shirt	0		Hot Resistance: +5
699	Samson's pirate shirt	0		Experience (Muscle): +5
700	beefy filthy hippy poncho	0		Muscle: +10
701	ribald floral print shirt	0		Sleaze Damage: +10
702	rosewater-soaked coconut bikini top	0		Stench Resistance: +3
703	shaking goth kid t-shirt of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15
704	hamethyst	0		
705	shaking baconstone	0		
706	porquoise	0		
707	blurry pork elf goodies sack	0		
708	red ring setting	0		
709	jewelry-making pliers	0		
711	huge greasy savvy hamethyst earring	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
712	rosewater-soaked frosty hamethyst necklace of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +3, Single Equip
713	blurry electrified wholesome hamethyst bracelet	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip
714	Sherlock's steel-toed hamethyst ring of the scaredy-cat	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Monster Level: -15, Item Drop: +25, Single Equip
715	prompt baconstone earring of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Adventures: +3, Single Equip
716	supercharged thinker's baconstone pendant	0		Mysticality: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +30
717	resourceful quilted baconstone bracelet	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Maximum MP: +50, Single Equip
718	purple ruddy baconstone ring of the empath	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Familiar Weight: +5, Item Drop: +5, Single Equip
719	coward's Tesla porquoise eyebrow ring	0		Monster Level: -20, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
720	bouncing lightning-fast smooth porquoise necklace	0		Moxie: +15, Initiative: +40, Single Equip
721	auspicious fortified porquoise bracelet	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Item Drop: +10
722	rosy-cheeked wicked porquoise ring of the detective	0		Spell Damage: +5, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Item Drop: +20, Single Equip
723	normal mirror pulsating Knoll mushroom	3	good	
724	toothsome mushroom	3	awesome	
725	one million meat pancakes	0		
726	blinking Oprah's huge mirror shard	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50
727	hedge maze puzzle	0		
728	skewed blurry hedge maze key	0		
729	fishbowl	0		
730	fishtank	0		
731	tumbling fish hose	0		
732	hosed tank	0		
733	hosed fishbowl	0		
734	lion tamer's Tesla makeshift SCUBA gear of the businessman	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Meat Drop: +50, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Adventure Underwater
735	dance instructor's easter egg balloon	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10
736	stone tablet (Sinister Strumming)	0		
737	jittery stone tablet (Squeezings of Woe)	0		
738	jittery stone tablet (Really Evil Rhythm)	0		
739	tambourine bells	0		
740	boxer's tambourine	0		Muscle Percent: +10
741	broken skull	0		
742	rotten miniature Knoll shroomkabob	2	crappy	
743	normal mushroom	3	good	
744	flattened frozen hair spray	0		Effect: "Bone Chilling", Effect Duration: 58
746	stat script	0		
747	spinning Knob Goblin firecracker	0		
748	teal gourd potion	0		
749	huge spoiled warm mushroom	6	crappy	
750	small spoiled blurry mushroom quesadilla	2	crappy	
751	moldy immense maroon cool mushroom	7	crappy	
752	special adequate snack-sized tumbling cool mushroom casserole	2	good	Effect: "Hot Jellied", Effect Duration: 5
753	fancy rotten pointy mushroom	3	crappy	Effect: "All Branned Up", Effect Duration: 10
754	delicious cream of pointy mushroom soup	3	awesome	
755	enchanted spoiled mushroom	4	crappy	Effect: "Pemmican't", Effect Duration: 20
756	adequate huge mushroom	7	good	
757	spoiled mushroom	4	crappy	
758	fancy thick normal ghost cucumber	5	good	Effect: "Favored by Lyle", Effect Duration: 40
759	squat dill	0		
760	vinegar	0		
761	brine	0		
762	weak bad jittery especially salty dog	2	decent	
763	ghostly yellow ghostly pickling solution	0		
764	flavorless enchanted huge spectral pickle	4	decent	Effect: "L'instinct Félin", Effect Duration: 35
765	briny vinegar	0		
766	red ghost pickle on a stick	0		
767	dry tarnished spinning cologne of contempt	0		Effect: "Heart of Lavender", Effect Duration: 27
768	pulsating squat crafty spork	0		Maximum MP: +10
769	stylish voodoo doll	0		Moxie: +25
770	bouncing careful Newton's basic meat fez	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Monster Level: -10, Familiar Effect: "3xLep, cap 11"
771	red tumbling tassel	0		
772	bouncing Sinatra's foon	0		Experience (Moxie): +5
773	wobbly hardy basic meat spork of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: 150
774	sharpshooter's dance instructor's basic meat foon	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Critical Hit Percent: +10
775	Yeti Protest Sign	0		
776	kneecapping stick of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30
777	iron pasta spoon of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100
778	blurry asbestos-lined support cummerbund	0		Hot Resistance: +5
779	Mob Penguin cellular phone	0		
780	huge scroll of pasta summoning	0		
781	magnetized super-corrupted triple-frozen mafia aria	0		Effect: "Berry Berry Cold", Effect Duration: 46
782	tumbling Mr. Exploiter	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
783	'Villa' document	0		
784	aged gray Acqua Del Piatto Merlot	3	awesome	Last Available: "2004-10"
785	raffle ticket	0		
786	small delicious mirror strawberry	2	awesome	
787	watered-down perfectly mixed bottle of rum	2	EPIC	
788	fancy artisanal strawberry daiquiri	3	EPIC	Effect: "Icy Demeanor", Effect Duration: 15
789	tolerable fancy twirling rum and cola	3	good	Effect: "Charrrming", Effect Duration: 10
790	smooth grog	3	awesome	
791	olive tumbling ghostly pulsating smelly sharpshooter's Mafia bow tie	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2004-10"
792	smartaleck's Golden Mr. Accessory	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Softcore Only
793	cold-filtered cold-filtered spinning huge oil of stability	0		Effect: "Phairly Pheromonal", Effect Duration: 59
794	non-pressed concentrated oil of slipperiness	0		Effect: "Human-Human Hybrid", Effect Duration: 33
795	artisanal mirror Acque Luride Grezze Cabernet	3	super EPIC	Last Available: "2004-10"
796	maroon wholesome smooth cement shoes of terror	0		Moxie: +15, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2004-10"
797	acceptable irresponsibly strong rockin' wagon	6	good	
798	drinkable ocean motion	3	good	
799	aged fuzzbump	4	awesome	
800	adequate poutine	4	good	
801	rotten Knob stir-fry	3	crappy	
804	miniature rotten Knoll stir-fry	2	crappy	
805	toothsome tiny fancy stir-fry	1	awesome	Effect: "Thunderspell", Effect Duration: 15
806	thick flavorless asparagus stir-fry	5	decent	
807	tasty snack-sized olive stir-fry	2	awesome	
808	flavorless blinking Knob sausage stir-fry	4	decent	
809	normal pulsating bat wing stir-fry	4	good	
810	decent miniature shaking rat appendix stir-fry	2	good	
811	stale big twirling upside-down tofu stir-fry	5	decent	
812	bland snack-sized pr0n stir-fry	2	decent	
813	miniature special normal twirling mirror Knob shells	2	good	Effect: "Pop-eyed", Effect Duration: 30
814	adequate purple bätzle	3	good	
815	stale big ratini	5	decent	
816	stale Knob stroganoff	4	decent	
817	adequate menudo ravioli	3	good	
818	narrow plus sign	0		
819	twirling fuchsia milky potion	0		
820	bouncing swirly potion	0		
821	bubbly potion	0		
822	fuchsia smoky potion	0		
823	squat green cloudy potion	0		
824	red effervescent potion	0		
825	blinking fizzy potion	0		
826	dark potion	0		
827	shaking yellow murky potion	0		
828	tumbling baby killer bee	0		
829	anti-anti-antidote	0		
830	massive flavorless royal jelly	10	decent	
831	small box	0		
832	box	0		
833	green ghostly vorpal blade of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15
834	family-friendly Jim Carey's cornuthaum	0		Monster Level: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "1.5xPotato, 1.25xFairy, cap 21"
835	quilted ring of aggravate monster	0		Damage Absorption: +40
836	decent fancy mind flayer corpse	3	good	Effect: "Pretending to Pretend", Effect Duration: 20
837	special weak artisanal shaking twirling Uovo Marcio Shiraz	2	super ultra mega EPIC	Effect: "Leash of Linguini", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2004-10"
838	flame-retardant cool Mafia stogie	0		Moxie: +5, Hot Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2004-10"
839	delicious Maiali Sifilitici Pinot Noir	4	awesome	Last Available: "2004-10"
840	prompt Mafia violin case of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2004-10"
841	mediocre tomato daiquiri	4	decent	
842	tolerable beertini	3	good	
843	artisanal watered-down salty slug	2	EPIC	
844	artisanal papaya slung	3	EPIC	
845	resourceful MAHI fez	0		Maximum MP: +50, Familiar Effect: "0.5xVolley, 0.5xPotato, 0.5xLep, 0.5xFairy"
847	heteroerotic frat-paddle	0		
848	hypodermic needle	0		Familiar Weight: +5
849	Meat detector	0		Familiar Weight: +5
850	many-eyed glasses	0		Familiar Weight: +5
851	prosthetic forehead	0		Familiar Weight: +5
852	blurry shaker of salt	0		Familiar Weight: +5
853	blundarrrbus	0		Familiar Weight: +5
854	mirror sucky decal	0		Familiar Weight: +5
855	balloon knife	0		Familiar Weight: +5
856	purple shaking shock collar	0		
857	jittery moonglasses	0		
858	wobbly palm-frond toupee	0		Familiar Weight: +5
859	knife and fork	0		Familiar Weight: +5
860	eye-pod	0		Familiar Weight: +5
861	chocolate spurs	0		Familiar Weight: +5
862	magnifying glass	0		Familiar Weight: +5
863	skewer-mounted razor blade	0		Familiar Weight: +5
864	stinger	0		Familiar Weight: +5
865	squat lead necklace	0		Familiar Weight: +3
866	shaving cream	0		
867	modified extra-chilled green pine tar	0		Effect: "Weird Vibrations", Effect Duration: 54
869	wobbly forest tears	0		
870	twirling lard-coated fetus-smashing club	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
871	meatcar model	0		Familiar Weight: +5
872	Time Juice	0		Last Available: "2004-01"
873	rolling pin	0		
874	unrolling pin	0		
875	squat pulsating executive Jeselnik's ribald crazy bastard sword	0		Sleaze Damage: 35, Meat Drop: +40
876	frosty Temple Grandin's chaotic incredibly dense meat gem	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Familiar Weight: +7, Cold Spell Damage: +10
877	Talisman of Baio of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5
878	wool hypnodisk	0		Cold Resistance: +1
879	liquefied bottle of goofballs	0		Effect: "Burnt 'n' Turnt", Effect Duration: 11
880	knitted disbelief suspenders	0		Cold Resistance: +3
881	slick supportive bra	0		Moxie: +10
882	Blatantly Canadian	0		
883	upside-down maple syrup	1	good	
884	flame-retardant los chinos	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, HP regen, cap 13"
885	ruddy axe	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40
886	leaflet	0		
887	leaf	0		
888	maple leaf	0		
889	spinning Fonzie's balaclava	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1.5xLep, cap 12"
890	stale balaclava baklava	3	decent	
891	Oprah's Warehouse 23 bling	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50
892	reassuring asbestos-lined bugbear-smiting sword of the glutton	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Spooky Resistance: +1, Food Drop: +100
893	bad lumbering jack	4	decent	
894	Dark Jill-O-Lantern	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
895	huge nippy Ms. Accessory	0		Cold Damage: +10, Softcore Only
896	rock-hard Mr. Accessory Jr. of the boozehound	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Booze Drop: +100, Softcore Only
897	blurry huge coffee sprite	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2005-10"
898	Cheshire Bitten	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2005-10"
899	custom avatar form	0		Free Pull
900	smile-sharpening stone	0		Familiar Weight: +5
901	red pulsating espresso maker	0		Familiar Weight: +5
902	red 100-Watt bulb	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
903	watered-down lousy spinning Spasmi Dolorosi Del Rene Champagne	2	decent	Last Available: "2004-10"
904	wobbly Lo Pan's school Mafia knickerbockers of the sewer of the sweet-tooth	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Stench Damage: +25, Candy Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "5xGhoul, cap 25", Last Available: "2004-10"
905	magnetized yellow Yummy Tummy bean	0		Effect: "Wax On Your Shoes", Effect Duration: 24
906	energized Rock Pops	0		Effect: "Tingling Feeling", Effect Duration: 13
907	non-irradiated moist fuchsia Mr. Mediocrebar	0		Effect: "Reptilian Fortitude", Effect Duration: 14
908	altered Cold Hots candy	0		Effect: "Altered Wavelengths", Effect Duration: 52
909	quantum Wint-O-Fresh mint	0		Effect: "Starry-Eyed", Effect Duration: 12
910	fancy decent maroon dwarf bread	3	good	Effect: "Robocamo", Effect Duration: 40
911	frozen Senior Mints	0		Effect: "You Know Who to Call", Effect Duration: 29
912	nitrogenated quadruple-cold-filtered pixellated candy heart	0		Effect: "Pockets of Fire", Effect Duration: 49
913	wet pulsating kobold	0		Effect: "Antibiotic Saucesphere", Effect Duration: 39
914	hand turkey outline	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2004-11"
915	yam pinky ring	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
916	chaotic rosy-cheeked intergalactic pom poms	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Spell Critical Percent: +10
917	Mob Penguin protection contract	0		
918	Radio Free Baseball Cap of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, 1xFairy, cap 37", Last Available: "2006-07"
919	Radio Free Pants of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xGhoul, 1xLep, cap 37", Last Available: "2006-07"
920	asbestos-lined Radio Free Foil	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2006-07"
921	miniature stale radio button candy	2	decent	
922	lightning-fast severed rocking horse head	0		Initiative: +40
923	broken cellular phone	0		Last Available: "2004-01"
924	mirror red mirror crimbo elfling	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
925	dental pliers	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
926	tarnished twirling Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance	0		Effect: "Wallflowering", Effect Duration: 19
927	acceptable spirit-forward Ferita Del Petto Zinfandel	5	good	Last Available: "2006-12"
928	mansplainer's fuzzy bracelets	0		Monster Level: +15
929	energetic arse-shooting crossbow	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20
931	weak tolerable narrow spiced rum	2	good	
932	hand-crafted extra-dry eggnog	5	EPIC	
933	flavorless blinking candy cane	4	decent	
934	adequate gingerbread bugbear	3	good	
935	wobbly imitation nice watch of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2004-12", Nonstackable Watch
936	lime green Hanukkimbo dreidl	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
937	pulsating menorette	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2004-12"
938	Temple Grandin's plastic sword	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Last Available: "2004-12"
939	small Crimbo Pressie	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
940	squat bow	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
941	Crimbo stocking	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
942	bowler of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, 1.5xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2004-12"
943	deadly bow staff of terror	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2004-12"
944	gray jittery wizardly bowlegged pants	0		Mysticality: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xGhoul, cap 25", Last Available: "2004-12"
945	skewered jumbo olive	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
946	skewered lime	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
947	skewered cherry	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
948	smooth martini	3	awesome	Last Available: "2004-12"
949	distilled drinkable huge grogtini	5	good	Last Available: "2004-12"
950	mediocre weak cherry bomb	2	decent	Last Available: "2004-12"
951	extra special Crimbo stocking	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
952	spinning smelly hockey mask of the detective	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Item Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1.5xGhuol, cap 25"
953	penguin-smacking club	0		Familiar Damage: +15
954	orphan baby yeti	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
955	blurry Temple Grandin's fez of etymology	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 30"
956	spoiled mirror carob chunk noodles	4	crappy	
957	special decent big twirling maroon chorizo brownies	5	good	Effect: "Boon of the Storm Tortoise", Effect Duration: 15
958	moldy chocolate and tomato pizza	4	crappy	
959	flange	0		
960	gray clockwork key	0		
961	silk garter snake	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
962	velvet choker	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
963	MacGyver's clever plastic seal clubber	0		Maximum MP: 120
964	pulsating baleful grievous plastic turtle tamer	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Spell Damage: +25
965	grievous razor-sharp plastic pastamancer	0		Weapon Damage Percent: 75
966	auspicious nasty plastic sauceror	0		Stench Damage: +5, Item Drop: +10
967	clever plastic disco bandit of Calamity Jane	0		Maximum MP: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +15
968	Sherlock's rosy-cheeked plastic accordion thief	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Item Drop: +25
969	greedy plastic mosquito	0		Meat Drop: +20
970	plastic leprechaun of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20
971	lard-coated plastic levitating potato	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
972	blinking supercharged plastic angry goat	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30
973	red hardy plastic sabre-toothed lime	0		Maximum HP: +50
974	Annie Oakley's plastic fuzzy dice	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20
975	bouncing plastic pirate skeleton of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100
976	tumbling knitted plastic barrrnacle	0		Cold Resistance: +3
977	twirling ribald plastic howling balloon monkey	0		Sleaze Damage: +10
978	olive nasty plastic stab bat	0		Stench Damage: +5
979	plastic grue of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100
980	mirror yellow curative plastic blood-faced volleyball	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
981	asbestos-lined plastic ghuol whelp	0		Hot Resistance: +5
982	plastic baby gravy fairy of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20
983	plastic cocoabo of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3
984	blinking Jeselnik's plastic star starfish	0		Sleaze Damage: +25
985	bouncing sinister plastic ghost pickle on a stick	0		Spell Damage: +10
986	bouncing blinking rosewater-soaked plastic killer bee	0		Stench Resistance: +3
987	smelly plastic Cheshire bat	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10
988	blue up-at-dawn plastic coffee pixie	0		Adventures: +5
989	blinking red plastic bitchin' meatcar of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Single Equip
990	plastic hermit of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20
991	Jim Carey's wholesome plastic Boris of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Monster Level: +25
992	frightening nasty stylish plastic Jarlsberg	0		Moxie: +25, Stench Damage: +5, Spooky Damage: +5
993	up-at-dawn miser's Jim Carey's plastic Sneaky Pete	0		Monster Level: +25, Meat Drop: +10, Adventures: +5
994	arcane researcher's plastic Susie	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10
995	rotten jittery Lucky Surprise Egg	3	crappy	
998	maiden wig	0		Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, cap 8"
999	maid head	0		
1000	Meat maid	0		
1002	frightening Xlyinia's notebook	0		Spooky Damage: +5
1003	twirling soda water	0		
1004	high-proof hand-crafted bottle of tequila	10	EPIC	
1005	acceptable boxed wine	4	good	
1006	stale immense cherry	10	decent	
1007	experienced coconut shell	0		Experience: +2, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 7"
1008	jittery reassuring ice cubes	0		Spooky Resistance: +1
1009	drinkable weak blinking vodka martini	2	good	
1010	drinkable whiskey and soda	3	good	
1011	bad strong blurry monkey wrench	5	decent	
1012	acceptable tequila sunrise	4	good	
1013	practically non-alcoholic perfectly mixed margarita	1	EPIC	
1014	mediocre watered-down tumbling strawberry wine	2	decent	
1015	tolerable wine spritzer	3	good	
1016	acceptable lime green perpendicular hula	3	good	
1017	bad practically non-alcoholic ducha de oro	1	decent	
1018	bad practically non-alcoholic fuchsia calle de miel	1	decent	
1019	hand-crafted dry vodka martini	3	EPIC	
1020	drinkable old-fashioned	4	good	
1021	mediocre tumbling tequila with training wheels	4	decent	
1022	drinkable triple-distilled twirling sangria	6	good	
1023	artisanal vesper	3	super ultra EPIC	Last Available: "2004-12"
1024	perfectly mixed bodyslam	3	super ultra EPIC	Last Available: "2004-12"
1025	delicious fortified jittery sangria del diablo	5	awesome	Last Available: "2004-12"
1026	twirling Valentine	0		Free Pull
1027	whip kit	0		
1028	buckler buckle	0		
1029	rock-hard hippo whip	0		Damage Reduction: 5
1030	Newton's penguin whip	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3
1031	inspector's yak whip	0		Item Drop: +15
1032	wobbly wholesome gnauga hide whip	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10
1033	huge gnauga hide	0		
1034	spinning jittery flame-retardant hippo skin buckler	0		Hot Resistance: +1
1035	sage penguin skin buckler	0		Mysticality Percent: +10
1036	pulsating stiffened yakskin buckler	0		Damage Reduction: 1
1037	spinning gravedigger's gnauga hide buckler	0		Spooky Damage: +10
1038	cold-filtered Vulcanized blue Connery's Elixir of Audacity	0		Effect: "Indescribable Flavor", Effect Duration: 46
1040	blinking Tam O'Shanter	0		Meat Drop: +50, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2005-03"
1041	lousy beer	4	decent	
1042	forbidden string of beads	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50
1043	squat hardy string of beads	0		Maximum HP: +50
1044	upside-down dangerous string of beads	0		Weapon Damage: +10
1045	grievous plastic bottle opener	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50
1046	wobbly scorching dog trainer's traffic cone	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Hot Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "cap 15", Last Available: "2005-03"
1047	aged yellow N. O. Beer	3	awesome	
1048	compressed oyster egg	1		
1049	vaporized huge blinking oyster egg	1		Effect: "Corruption of Wretched Wally", Effect Duration: 50
1050	denatured blurry blurry oyster egg	1		Effect: "5 Pounds Lighter", Effect Duration: 20
1051	twirling upside-down plastic oyster egg	0		
1052	dried oyster egg	1		
1053	distilled squat oyster egg	1		
1054	diluted maroon oyster egg	1		Effect: "Fishy", Effect Duration: 45
1055	maroon plastic oyster egg	0		
1056	modified blue ghostly puce oyster egg	1		
1057	modified ghostly puce oyster egg	1		
1058	mixed mirror puce oyster egg	1		
1059	skewed puce plastic oyster egg	0		
1060	distilled squat mauve oyster egg	1		Effect: "Big Ol' Glass of Rum", Effect Duration: 45
1061	compressed blurry squat mauve oyster egg	1		
1062	powdered mauve oyster egg	1		Effect: "Gyromitra Gymnastics", Effect Duration: 25
1063	mauve plastic oyster egg	0		
1064	boiled huge oyster egg	1		
1065	vaporized bouncing oyster egg	1		
1066	modified oyster egg	1		
1067	plastic oyster egg	0		
1068	altered upside-down oyster egg	1		
1069	modified wobbly oyster egg	1		
1070	denatured blue jittery oyster egg	1		
1071	plastic oyster egg	0		
1072	boiled off-white oyster egg	1		
1073	altered wobbly off-white oyster egg	1		
1074	dried off-white oyster egg	1		Effect: "The Best a Pirate Can Get", Effect Duration: 45
1075	narrow wobbly off-white plastic oyster egg	0		
1076	diluted huge oyster egg	1		
1077	boiled gray oyster egg	1		
1078	vaporized squat green oyster egg	1		
1079	squat plastic oyster egg	0		
1080	oyster basket	0		
1081	emo roe	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2005-04"
1082	twirling gazing shoes	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
1083	personal raindrop	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2005-04"
1084	upside-down pulsating rainbow tie	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
1085	cyan clockwork widget	0		
1086	fuchsia clockwork thingamajig	0		
1087	twirling clockwork doohickey	0		
1088	clockwork clockwise dome	0		
1089	lime green clockwork spine	0		
1090	clockwork rings	0		
1091	blurry clockwork claws	0		
1092	blinking clockwork sheet	0		
1093	clockwork counterclockwise dome	0		
1094	mirror clockwork sphere	0		
1095	deactivated MicroMechaMech	0		
1096	pulsating clockwork endoskeleton	0		
1097	gray clockwork hat of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 20"
1098	wobbly clockwork trench coat of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20
1099	Temple Grandin's clockwork pants	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 1.5xGhuol, cap 20"
1100	double-paned gnauga hide chaps	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 4xBarrr, cap 20"
1101	narrow false eyelashes	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1102	skewed targeting chip	0		
1103	unwound clockwork grapefruit	0		
1104	blurry Mountie hat	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1105	clockwork bartender head	0		
1106	clockwork chef head	0		
1107	clockwork maid head	0		
1108	clockwork detective skull	0		
1109	jittery clockwork bartender-head-in-the-box	0		
1110	blurry clockwork chef-head-in-the-box	0		
1111	twirling clockwork bartender-in-the-box	0		
1112	jittery clockwork chef-in-the-box	0		
1113	spinning upside-down bouncing clockwork maid	0		
1114	tisket	0		
1115	tasket	0		
1116	annoying pitchfork	0		Monster Level: +5
1117	Sherlock's aromatic Stupid University Diploma of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Stench Resistance: +1, Item Drop: +25
1118	ghostly olive pregnant mushroom	0		
1119	pregnant mushroom	0		
1120	pregnant mushroom	0		
1121	inexplicably rock	0		
1122	huge fairy gravy	0		
1123	resourceful halfberd	0		Maximum MP: +50
1124	small glove	0		
1125	shaking foul-smelling Van der Graaf glove of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Stench Damage: +10, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
1126	spinning stiffened toothpick	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Single Equip
1127	pulsating gravedigger's ninja sword	0		Spooky Damage: +10
1128	teeny-tiny ninja stars	0		
1129	cyan Socratic sequined fez	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Familiar Effect: "1.75xLep, cap 20"
1130	cyan blank card	0		
1131	pulsating beet	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1132	shaking Totally Gay Claymore	0		
1133	star shirt of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25
1134	cosmetics bag	0		
1135	modified galvanized twirling green bouncing eyeliner	0		Effect: "Flame-Retardant Trousers", Effect Duration: 44
1136	pickled corrupted lipstick	0		Effect: "Sticky Fingers", Effect Duration: 31
1137	quilted wicked bicycle chain	0		Spell Damage: +5, Damage Absorption: +40
1138	mushroom fermenting solution	0		
1139	triple-distilled tolerable shaking mushroom wine	8	good	
1140	delicious icy mushroom wine	3	awesome	
1141	tolerable blurry mushroom wine	4	good	
1142	bad pointy mushroom wine	4	decent	
1143	mediocre flat mushroom wine	4	decent	
1144	drinkable triple-distilled cool mushroom wine	6	good	
1145	perfectly mixed watered-down knob mushroom wine	2	EPIC	
1146	acceptable watered-down twirling green knoll mushroom wine	2	good	
1147	perfectly mixed blurry mushroom wine	3	EPIC	
1148	strong mediocre shot of flower schnapps	5	decent	
1149	miniature decent fuchsia flower petal pie	2	good	
1150	lousy practically non-alcoholic bottle of single-barrel whiskey	1	decent	
1151	cyan Annie Oakley's supercharged discarded plastic fork	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Critical Hit Percent: +20
1152	gravy-covered maypole	0		Item Drop: +25, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2005-05"
1153	small tasty Retenez L'Herbe Paté	2	awesome	
1154	compressed blinking wobbly Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	1	awesome	Effect: "Human-Elf Hybrid", Effect Duration: 10
1155	skewed letter from King Ralph XI	0		
1157	wholeberd of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50
1158	altered altered Meleegra™ pills	0		Effect: "Alchemical, Brother", Effect Duration: 13
1159	tumbling mariachi G-string	0		
1160	irate sombrero of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 3xLep, cap 11"
1161	pile of candy	0		
1162	corrupted handsomeness potion	0		Effect: "Work For Hours a Week", Effect Duration: 17
1163	colloidal cold-filtered narrow marzipan skull	0		Effect: "Weird Vibrations", Effect Duration: 57
1164	yellow poultrygeist	0		
1165	pulsating hovering sombrero	0		
1166	maracas	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1167	shaking purple plain brown wrapper	0		
1168	squat mirror less-than-three-shaped box	0		
1169	exactly-three-shaped box	0		
1170	blinking chocolate box	0		
1171	coffin	0		
1172	bouncing asbestos box	0		
1173	linoleum box	0		
1174	chrome box	0		
1175	mirror cryptic puzzle box	0		
1176	refrigerated biohazard container	0		
1177	blue magnetic field	0		
1178	potted cactus	0		
1179	shaking teal daisy	0		
1180	potted fern	0		
1181	mirror tulip	0		
1182	Venus flytrap	0		
1183	all-purpose flower	0		
1184	exotic orchid	0		
1185	purple long-stemmed rose	0		
1186	huge gilded lily	0		
1187	huge deadly nightshade	0		
1188	blinking lotus	0		
1189	can of asparagus	0		
1190	squat dodecapede	0		
1191	ghuol whelp	0		
1192	zmobie	0		
1193	Raggedy Hippy doll	0		
1194	purple upside-down ghostly stab bat	0		
1195	apathetic lizardman doll	0		
1196	yeti	0		
1197	Mob Penguin	0		
1198	sabre-toothed lime	0		
1199	bugbear	0		
1200	stale mugcake	3	decent	
1201	spoiled snack-sized urinal cake	2	crappy	
1202	rotten gigantic narrow Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	9	crappy	
1203	normal diet upside-down personalized birthday cake	1	good	
1204	spoiled small three-tiered wedding cake	2	crappy	
1205	flavorless tumbling babycakes	3	decent	
1206	adequate blinking velvet cake	3	good	
1207	decent tumbling congratulatory cake	4	good	
1208	normal jumbo angel-food cake	5	good	
1209	flavorless devil's-food cake	3	decent	
1210	decent birthday party jellybean cheesecake	4	good	
1211	huge balloon	0		
1212	balloon	0		
1213	heart-shaped balloon	0		
1214	anniversary balloon	0		
1215	Mylar balloon	0		
1216	Kevlar balloon	0		
1217	bouncing narrow thought balloon	0		
1218	rat head balloon	0		Familiar Weight: -3
1219	pulsating mini-zeppelin	0		
1220	jittery stanky Mr. Balloon	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25
1221	green narrow balloon	0		
1222	flame-wreathed Mr. Eh?	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Softcore Only
1224	jittery family-friendly arcane researcher's steel shillelagh of courage	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Spooky Resistance: +3, Sleaze Resistance: +1
1225	occult wicked Fonzie's steel skullcap	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Spell Damage: +5, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, 1xFairy, cap 22"
1226	lion tamer's dangerous stylish steel solitaire	0		Moxie: +25, Weapon Damage: +10, Experience (familiar): +2, Single Equip
1227	nasty forbidden Newton's steel scarf	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Stench Damage: +5, Single Equip
1228	wobbly rosewater-soaked beefcake's beefy steel slacks	0		Muscle: 35, Stench Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "prismatic atk, 4xBarrr, cap 22"
1229	huge frosty experienced steel suspenders of extreme caution	0		Experience: +2, Monster Level: -25, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
1230	avaricious inspector's shellacked pikestaff	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Item Drop: +15, Meat Drop: +30
1231	teal bouncing censurious mansplainer's pith helmet of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Monster Level: +15, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 45"
1232	jittery clever veiny stylish pocketwatch	0		Moxie: +25, Maximum HP: +10, Maximum MP: +20, Single Equip
1233	maroon wholesome weightlifter's pinky ring of the glutton	0		Muscle: +15, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Food Drop: +100, Single Equip
1234	teal up-at-dawn miser's frightening pants	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +10, Adventures: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 45"
1235	supercharged thinker's pendant	0		Mysticality: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Four Songs, Single Equip
1236	spinning Socratic hockey stick of furious angry rage of the storm	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Maximum MP Percent: +40
1237	tapped lotus	0		
1238	glowsticks	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1239	blinking iced-out bling	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1240	limburger biker boots	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1241	upside-down carton of clove cigarettes	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1242	deflated inflatable dodecapede	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
1243	twirling wobbly toy six-seater hovercraft	0		Familiar Weight: -5, Last Available: "2011-12"
1244	energetic Glass Balls of the Goblin King	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20
1245	wool Codpiece of the Goblin King	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Single Equip
1246	skewed mirror scandalous mansplainer's grievous rib of the Bonerdagon	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Monster Level: +15, Sleaze Damage: +5
1247	jittery vertebra of the Bonerdagon	0		
1248	cyan asbestos-lined sage Bonerdagon necklace of the cheetah	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Hot Resistance: +5, Initiative: +60
1249	Boss Bat britches of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xGhuol, cap 16"
1250	scorching Lo Pan's Boss Bat bling	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Hot Damage: +25
1251	snack-sized toothsome fuchsia Knob shroomkabob	2	awesome	
1252	low-calorie spoiled shroomkabob	1	crappy	
1253	pile of jumping beans	0		
1254	bland special jittery jumping bean burrito	3	decent	Effect: "Super Structure", Effect Duration: 5
1255	stale jumping bean burrito	3	decent	
1256	adequate upside-down insanely jumping bean burrito	4	good	
1257	adequate rat scrapple	3	good	
1258	blurry narrow pail of pretentious paint	0		
1259	aromatic careful traffic cone	0		Monster Level: -10, Stench Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 15", Last Available: "2005-06"
1260	wax lips	0		Experience: +3, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2005-07"
1261	denatured spinning narrow Hatorade	1		
1262	blue toasty grievous experienced off-hand balloon	0		Experience: +2, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Hot Damage: +5
1263	pygmy bugbear shaman	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
1264	jittery nose-bone fetish	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
1265	mirror box of sunshine	0		Free Pull
1266	miniature delicious gloomy mushroom	2	awesome	
1267	dead mimic	0		
1268	pine wand	0		
1269	ebony wand	0		
1270	shaking hexagonal wand	0		
1271	narrow aluminum wand	0		
1272	marble wand	0		
1273	vibrating magic lamp	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10
1274	powdered Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs	1		Effect: "Sauce Monocle", Effect Duration: 25
1275	arcane researcher's basic meat skirt	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, 3xFairy, cap 10"
1276	perfectly mixed twirling Otorian Battle Scar	4	EPIC	
1277	padded basic meat kilt	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 3xFairy, cap 10"
1278	meat skirt of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 3xFairy, cap 11"
1279	yellow Tesla meat kilt	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 3xFairy, cap 11"
1280	gray wholesome penguinskin mini-skirt	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xFairy, cap 30"
1281	stiffened penguinskin mini-kilt	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xFairy, cap 30"
1282	weightlifter's yakskin skirt	0		Muscle: +15, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 35"
1283	Van der Graaf yakskin kilt	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 35"
1284	chilly hippopotamus skirt	0		Cold Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 32"
1285	hale hippopotamus kilt	0		Maximum HP: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 32"
1286	healthy furry skirt	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xFairy, cap 37"
1287	furry kilt of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xFairy, cap 37"
1288	asbestos-lined gnauga hide skirt	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "2.5xFairy, cap 20"
1289	blue brainy gnauga hide kilt	0		Mysticality: +5, Familiar Effect: "2.5xFairy, cap 20"
1290	polymerized blurry wind-up clock	0		Effect: "Patent Alacrity", Effect Duration: 17
1291	wobbly upside-down reassuring Jekyllin hide belt	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2005-09"
1292	cyan skirt / kilt kit	0		
1293	skewed sage ring of adornment	0		Mysticality Percent: +10
1294	thinker's ring of increase damage of mayonnaise	0		Mysticality: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
1295	ring of gain strength of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15
1296	huge veiny ring of resistance	0		Maximum HP: +10
1297	yellow manspreader's ring of fire resistance	0		Monster Level: +10
1298	ring of conflict of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
1299	wicked pirate hook	0		Spell Damage: +5
1300	blurry upside-down slick monster bait	0		Moxie: +10, Single Equip
1301	colloidal deodorant	0		Effect: "World's Shortest Giant", Effect Duration: 19
1302	adjusted diffused reodorant	0		Effect: "Some Cheese with Your Wine", Effect Duration: 59
1303	Mjolnir Jr.	0		
1304	doppelshifter egg	0		Free Pull
1305	makeup kit	0		Familiar Weight: +15
1306	grievous traffic cone of the empath	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Familiar Weight: +5, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 2xLep, cap 15", Last Available: "2005-10"
1307	calm attention-deficit demon	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-10"
1308	skewed unwound cymbal-playing monkey	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-10"
1309	upside-down attention spanner	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1310	funky fez	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1311	comfy blanket	0		Last Available: "2005-10"
1312	twirling slick Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	0		Moxie: +10, Single Equip
1313	Annie Oakley's Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Single Equip
1314	red Baron von Ratsworth's tophat of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 3xGhuol, cap 18"
1315	pulsating inspector's rose-colored glasses	0		Item Drop: +15
1316	facsimile dictionary	0		
1317	blood flower	0		
1318	lovecat tail	0		
1319	plastic passion fruit	0		
1320	rotten snack-sized huge questionable taco	2	crappy	
1321	olive Doc's Miracle Cure	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
1322	petrified time	0		Last Available: "2005-10"
1323	tumbling thinker's time helmet	0		Mysticality: +10, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2005-10"
1324	olive banded time trousers	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 25", Last Available: "2005-10"
1325	Lo Pan's time sword	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Last Available: "2005-10"
1326	jittery inspector's Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	0		Item Drop: +15, Familiar Effect: "3xFairy, cap 7"
1327	upside-down mirror Cloaca-Cola shield of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100
1328	Cloaca-Cola fatigues of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Familiar Effect: "4xPotato, 1.5x Ghoul, cap 7"
1329	lightning-fast Dyspepsi-Cola shield	0		Initiative: +40
1330	tumbling avaricious Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	0		Meat Drop: +30, Familiar Effect: "3.5xPotato, 3xVolley, cap 7"
1331	studded Cloaca-Cola helmet	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Familiar Effect: "3xFairy, cap 7"
1332	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	0		
1333	Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack	0		
1334	blue Cloaca-Cola	0		
1335	Dyspepsi grenade	0		
1336	Cloaca grenade	0		
1338	yellow Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	0		
1339	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	0		
1340	squat Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	0		
1341	ghostly chaotic Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Single Equip
1342	picture of a dead guy's girlfriend	0		
1343	zombie pineal gland	0		Last Available: "2005-11"
1344	galvanized dry Gummi-Gnauga	0		Effect: "Blood-Gorged", Effect Duration: 56
1345	nitrogenated nitrogenated Now and Earlier	0		Effect: "Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2020-09"
1346	wet Sugar Cog	0		Effect: "Anytwo Five Elevenis?", Effect Duration: 60
1347	maroon loaded serum blowgun	0		Last Available: "2005-11"
1348	empty blowgun	0		Last Available: "2005-11"
1349	miniscule temporal rip	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2005-11"
1350	1.21 jigawatts	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2005-11"
1351	blinking quilted pinky ring	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Single Equip
1352	enchanted practically non-alcoholic lousy redrum	1	decent	Effect: "Weather, Man", Effect Duration: 30
1353	ninja pirate zombie robot	0		
1354	mirror pile of pebbles	0		
1355	tiny adequate bowl of oriole's nest soup	1	good	
1356	skewed bunny liver	0		
1357	acceptable Mt. Noob Pale Ale	4	good	
1358	pirate zombie head	0		Last Available: "2005-11"
1359	ninja pirate zombie robot head	0		Last Available: "2005-11"
1360	blinking pirate zombie robot head	0		Last Available: "2005-11"
1361	skewed personal trainer's disembodied smile	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Single Equip
1362	sausage	0		
1363	huge clockwork pirate skull	0		
1364	rhesus monkey	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1365	flavorless tofurkey leg	4	decent	
1366	low-calorie spoiled tofurkey gravy	1	crappy	
1367	rotten herbal stuffing	3	crappy	
1368	spoiled enchanted miniature can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	2	crappy	Effect: "Strange Mental Acuity", Effect Duration: 35
1369	normal blinking yams	3	good	
1370	flame-wreathed rhinestone cowboy shirt	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10
1371	rosy-cheeked gingham blouse	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30
1372	green sinister souvenir ski t-shirt	0		Spell Damage: +10
1373	blinking sweet nutcracker	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2005-12"
1374	twirling mandible	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2005-12"
1375	supercool plastic Crimbo wreath	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2005-12"
1376	aromatic plastic Uncle Crimbo	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2005-12"
1377	blurry curative plastic Crimbo elf	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2005-12"
1378	chaotic plastic sweet nutcracker	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Last Available: "2005-12"
1379	red greedy plastic Crimbo reindeer	0		Meat Drop: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2005-12"
1381	aspirin	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1382	moist chocolate	0		Effect: "Scavengers Scavenging", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2015-11"
1383	length of string	0		
1384	googly eye	0		
1385	tumbling stuffing	0		
1386	felt	0		
1387	block	0		
1388	bouncing toy wheel	0		
1389	yo-yo	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
1390	spinning top	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
1391	ball	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
1392	kite	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1393	pet rock	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1394	doppelshifter	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1395	bouncing teddy bear	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1396	jittery red medical-grade duck-on-a-string of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2005-12"
1397	wobbly toy soldier	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1398	pulsating doll house	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1399	skewed rock-hard toy train	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2005-12"
1400	lard-coated marionette	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2005-12"
1401	squat supercool sock monkey	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Last Available: "2005-12"
1402	Sinatra's rag doll	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Last Available: "2005-12"
1403	spinning careful can of fake snow	0		Monster Level: -10, Last Available: "2005-12"
1404	colored-light "necklace" of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2005-12"
1405	narrow razor-sharp tree skirt	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 2xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2005-12"
1406	yummy wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie	4	awesome	Effect: "Wreathed in Merriment", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-06"
1407	delicious squat lime green bell-shaped Crimbo cookie	3	awesome	Effect: "Fury of the Bells", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-06"
1408	rotten jumbo tree-shaped Crimbo cookie	5	crappy	Effect: "Yuletide Sappiness", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-06"
1409	spinning censurious Unionize The Elves sign	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2005-12"
1410	sleeping snowy owl	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1411	Tome of Snowcone Summoning	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-01", Skill: "Summon Snowcones"
1412	aerosolized alkaline yellow snowcone	0		Effect: "Beta Carotene Overdose", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2006-01"
1413	concentrated upside-down snowcone	0		Effect: "Sweet Taste", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2006-01"
1414	alkaline snowcone	0		Effect: "Stinky Weapon", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2006-01"
1415	electrified snowcone	0		Effect: "Carrion' On", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2006-01"
1416	pickled corrupted snowcone	0		Effect: "Rampage!", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2006-01"
1417	liquefied snowcone	0		Effect: "Healthy Green Glow", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2006-01"
1418	Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2006-01"
1419	teddy bear sewing kit	0		Last Available: "2006-01"
1420	spinning Jack Frost's curative traffic cone	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "2xLep, 2xFairy, cap 15", Last Available: "2006-01"
1421	Scandalously Skimpy Bikini	0		Four Songs, Single Equip
1422	Sombrero De Vida	0		Four Songs, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xPotato, 1xLep, cap 12"
1423	skewed iceberglet	0		Last Available: "2006-02"
1424	perfumed strapping ice sickle	0		Muscle: +5, Stench Resistance: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2006-02"
1425	skewed quilted ice baby	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2006-02"
1426	twirling Jeselnik's ice pick	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1.5xLep, 1.5xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2006-02"
1427	gravedigger's ice skates of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Spooky Damage: +10, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2006-02"
1428	half-sized decent grue egg omelette	2	good	
1429	pulsating roll of drink tickets	0		
1430	pregnant gloomy mushroom	0		
1431	pregnant mushroom	0		
1432	snack-sized adequate bouncing mirror mushroom	2	good	
1433	fruit bowl	0		
1434	wobbly fruit basket	0		
1435	olive jittery hot pink lipstick	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1436	hot stuffing	0		
1437	lime green useless powder	0		
1438	diffused flattened spinning shaking twinkly powder	0		Effect: "Liquid Courage", Effect Duration: 17
1439	energized double-flattened non-adjusted hot powder	0		Effect: "Stinky Weapon", Effect Duration: 22
1440	galvanized pressed powder	0		Effect: "Enraged", Effect Duration: 58
1441	alkaline yellow powder	0		Effect: "Headstrong", Effect Duration: 28
1442	alkaline tumbling stench powder	0		Effect: "Pisces Rising", Effect Duration: 23
1443	denatured pressed upside-down huge sleaze powder	0		Effect: "Feline Ferocity", Effect Duration: 39
1444	liquefied activated twinkly nuggets	0		Effect: "Void Between the Stars", Effect Duration: 44
1445	concentrated hot nuggets	0		Effect: "Pumped Up", Effect Duration: 36
1446	oxidized nuggets	0		Effect: "You Know What's Up", Effect Duration: 17
1447	dry wobbly nuggets	0		Effect: "White-boy Angst", Effect Duration: 65
1448	triple-adjusted activated warmed stench nuggets	0		Effect: "Stinkybeard", Effect Duration: 15
1449	activated wobbly sleaze nuggets	0		Effect: "You Ate Some Hemp Candy", Effect Duration: 52
1450	altered skewed twinkly wad	1		Effect: "Fireproof Lips", Effect Duration: 15
1451	dried twirling twirling blurry hot wad	1		Effect: "Steroid Boost", Effect Duration: 15
1452	denatured narrow wad	1		
1453	powdered wad	1		Effect: "Toothy Grin", Effect Duration: 30
1454	mixed bouncing upside-down stench wad	1		
1455	vaporized upside-down tumbling red sleaze wad	1		
1456	double daisy	0		
1457	Goth Giant	0		
1458	flavorless Valentine's Day cake	3	decent	
1459	tumbling arrow'd heart balloon	0		
1460	red velvet box	0		
1461	squashed frog	0		
1462	huge eye of newt	0		
1463	gray salamander spleen	0		
1464	sleazy fairy gravy	0		
1465	suede shortsword	0		
1466	teal bamboo bokuto	0		
1467	25-meat staff	0		
1468	two-handed depthsword	0		
1469	bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme	0		
1470	lead yo-yo	0		
1471	spinning slightly peevedbow	0		
1472	tumbling sack of doorknobs	0		
1473	ball-and-chain	0		
1474	automatic catapult	0		
1475	jittery pentacorn hat	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 10"
1476	goofily-plumed helmet	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 17"
1477	plastic hard hat	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 22"
1478	salad bowl	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 30"
1479	football helmet	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 37"
1480	chain-mail monokini	0		Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 4xBarrr, cap 7"
1481	union scalemail pants	0		Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, cap 12"
1482	paper-plate-mail pants	0		Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 2xBarrr, cap 20"
1483	troutpiece	0		Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr, cap 27"
1484	alpha-mail pants	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 35"
1485	rosy-cheeked padded rabbit's foot	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +30
1486	massive bag of catnip	0		
1487	red hang glider	0		
1488	March hat	0		Free Pull
1489	shaking dormouse	0		
1490	scorching personal trainer's chopsticks	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Hot Damage: +25
1491	shaking purple wizardly rice bowl	0		Mysticality: +25
1492	wholesome ninja mop	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10
1493	yellow squat sizzling chaotic ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Hot Damage: +10
1494	boiled pressed ghostly sugar-coated pine cone	0		Effect: "Over-Familiar With Dactyls", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2020-09"
1495	experienced boxer's traffic cone	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Experience: +2, Familiar Effect: "2xLep, 2xFairy, cap 15", Last Available: "2006-03"
1496	acceptable gloomy mushroom wine	3	good	
1497	smooth mushroom wine	3	awesome	
1498	McPhee's Grimoire of Hilarious Object Summoning	0		Last Available: "2006-04", Skill: "Summon Hilarious Objects"
1499	upside-down whoopie cushion	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1500	fake fake vomit	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1501	activated skewed fuchsia explosion-flavored chewing gum	0		Effect: "Red Misty-Eyed", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2006-04"
1502	clown hammer	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1503	jittery mirror rubber emo roe	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1504	dry anodized snowcone	0		Effect: "Human-Elf Hybrid", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2006-04"
1505	ice cube with a fly in it	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1506	extra-dry drinkable calle de miel with a fly in it	5	good	Last Available: "2006-04"
1507	drinkable rockin' wagon with a fly in it	4	good	Last Available: "2006-04"
1508	acceptable pulsating twirling perpendicular hula with a fly in it	4	good	Last Available: "2006-04"
1509	bad special slap and tickle with a fly in it	3	decent	Effect: "Thanksgot", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2006-04"
1510	yellow bag of airline peanuts	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1511	perfumed fake hand	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2006-04"
1512	mixed mirror bouncing Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray	1		
1513	pickled tumbling Knob Goblin learning pill	1		
1514	dried narrow Knob Goblin eyedrops	1		
1515	mixed Knob Goblin nasal spray	1		
1516	olive KWE-brand transistor radio	0		
1518	vampire heart	0		
1519	maroon Talisman of Bakula	0		Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Give In To Your Vampiric Urges"
1520	scandalous Radio KoL Coffee Mug of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +5
1521	Frank Gorshin trophy	0		
1522	skewed perfumed scandalous Radio Free Jersey	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Stench Resistance: +5
1523	bottle of used blood	0		
1524	wind-up chattering teeth	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1525	twirling joybuzzer	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Shake Hands", Last Available: "2006-04"
1526	pet rock "Snooty" disguise	0		Familiar Weight: +11, Equips On: "Pet Rock | Toothsome Rock | Bulky Buddy Box | Holiday Log", Last Available: "2006-04"
1527	diamond-studded fronts	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2006-04"
1528	mirror ruddy corkscrew of the blizzard	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2006-04"
1529	St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1530	fake plastic grass	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
1531	asbestos-lined grass skirt	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1.5xFairy, cap 20", Last Available: "2011-01"
1532	veiny grass hat	0		Maximum HP: +10, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 1xBarrr, cap 20", Last Available: "2011-01"
1533	bouncing grass blade of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2011-01"
1534	raffle prize box	0		
1536	homeless hobo spirit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-05"
1537	skewed weegee sqouija	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
1538	smartaleck's sparkly engagement ring	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Single Equip
1539	Tam O'Shatner	0		Meat Drop: +50, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2005-03"
1540	supercool smooth Grimacite goggles	0		Moxie: +15, Moxie Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 31", Last Available: "2008-10"
1541	huge prompt healthy Grimacite glaive	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2008-10"
1542	rosewater-soaked Grimacite greaves of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, 3xGhoul, cap 37", Last Available: "2008-10"
1543	wicked Da Vinci's Grimacite garter	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Spell Damage: +5, Last Available: "2008-10"
1544	Grimacite galoshes of Tarzan of extreme caution	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Monster Level: -25, Last Available: "2008-10"
1545	foul-smelling experienced Grimacite gorget	0		Experience: +2, Stench Damage: +10, Last Available: "2008-10"
1546	Grimacite guayabera of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Last Available: "2008-10"
1547	mirror mirror avaricious hardy Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	0		Maximum HP: +50, Meat Drop: +30
1548	dangerous Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire of Gandalf	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +20
1549	blue MSG	0		
1550	mirror Sherlock's second-hand knockoff engagement ring	0		Item Drop: +25, Single Equip
1551	mediocre bottle of Domesticated Turkey	3	decent	
1552	watered-down drinkable bouncing bottle of Definit	2	good	
1553	hand-crafted spinning bottle of Calcutta Emerald	3	EPIC	
1554	hand-crafted irresponsibly strong bottle of Lieutenant Freeman	9	EPIC	
1555	weak drinkable spinning bottle of Jorge Sinsonte	2	good	
1556	bad boxed champagne	4	decent	
1557	small adequate kumquat	2	good	
1558	decent bite-sized purple tangerine	1	good	
1559	squat tonic water	0		
1560	decent cocktail onion	3	good	
1561	toothsome raspberry	3	awesome	
1562	spoiled narrow kiwi	3	crappy	
1563	artisanal irresponsibly strong whiskey bittersweet	9	EPIC	
1564	acceptable practically non-alcoholic mimosette	1	good	
1565	smooth tequila sunset	3	awesome	
1566	bad red spinning zmobie	4	decent	Wiki Name: "Zmobie (drink)"
1567	drinkable gray gin and tonic	4	good	
1568	fortified lousy vodka and tonic	5	decent	
1569	acceptable wobbly vodka gibson	3	good	
1570	spirit-forward aged gibson	5	awesome	
1571	perfectly mixed parisian cathouse	3	EPIC	
1572	delicious fancy ghostly rabbit punch	3	awesome	Effect: "Full of Vinegar", Effect Duration: 40
1573	smooth squat caipifruta	3	awesome	
1574	hand-crafted triple-distilled teqiwila	8	EPIC	
1575	acceptable strong huge Divine	5	good	
1576	aged Gordon Bennett	4	awesome	
1577	weak artisanal tangarita	2	super ultra EPIC	
1578	smooth strong mandarina colada	5	awesome	
1579	artisanal gimlet	4	EPIC	
1580	perfectly mixed brick road	3	EPIC	
1581	hand-crafted vodka stratocaster	4	EPIC	
1582	weak mediocre Neuromancer	2	decent	
1583	aged spirit-forward prussian cathouse	5	awesome	
1584	tolerable irresponsibly strong bouncing Mae West	9	good	
1585	lousy weak shaking Mon Tiki	2	decent	
1586	acceptable special narrow teqiwila slammer	3	good	Effect: "Hot Buttoned", Effect Duration: 10
1587	stale Knob lo mein	4	decent	
1588	normal huge asparagus lo mein	4	good	
1589	snack-sized moldy twirling Knoll lo mein	2	crappy	
1590	moldy thick lo mein	5	crappy	
1591	stale olive lo mein	3	decent	
1592	rotten jumbo spinning hot hi mein	5	crappy	
1593	tasty mirror hi mein	3	awesome	
1594	decent hi mein	4	good	
1595	half-sized bland hi mein	2	decent	
1596	spoiled small special sleazy hi mein	2	crappy	Effect: "Tasting the Rainbow", Effect Duration: 20
1597	resourceful Junior LAAAAME merit badge	0		Maximum MP: +50, Last Available: "2006-05"
1598	blurry Senior LAAAAME merit badge of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2006-05"
1599	pulsating jazz soap	0		Free Pull, Effect: "Jazz Hands", Effect Duration: 20
1600	weak delicious tangarita with a fly in it	2	awesome	
1601	bad mandarina colada with a fly in it	4	decent	
1602	lousy triple-distilled prussian cathouse with a fly in it	6	decent	
1603	hand-crafted Mae West with a fly in it	3	EPIC	
1604	powdered astronaut ice-cream	1		Last Available: "2006-05"
1605	delectable catalyst	0		
1606	denatured ultimate wad	1		
1607	dry dry jittery ghostly libation of liveliness	0		Effect: "Well Owl Be!", Effect Duration: 61
1608	non-ionized energized altered eyedrops of the ermine	0		Effect: "What's That Smell?", Effect Duration: 23
1609	quantum perfume of prejudice	0		Effect: "Voracious Gorging", Effect Duration: 41
1610	enhanced warmed eyedrops of the ocelot	0		Effect: "Adorable Lookout", Effect Duration: 19
1611	adjusted magnetized potent potion of potency	0		Effect: "Blood-Gorged", Effect Duration: 65
1612	altered wobbly concentrated cordial of concentration	0		Effect: "Natural 20", Effect Duration: 24
1613	wool coffin lid	0		Cold Resistance: +1
1614	Sinatra's satin shield	0		Experience (Moxie): +5
1615	Cerebral Cloche of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1.5xLep, cap 22", Last Available: "2006-06"
1616	healthy Cerebral Culottes	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, 1xGhoul, cap 22", Last Available: "2006-06"
1617	manspreader's smartaleck's Cerebral Crossbow of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Moxie Percent: +30, Monster Level: +10, Last Available: "2006-06"
1618	ghostly jittery ice stein	0		Last Available: "2006-06"
1619	skewed munchies pill	0		Last Available: "2006-06"
1620	homeopathic healing powder	0		Last Available: "2006-06"
1621	astral badger	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-06"
1622	flattened jittery astral mushroom	0		Effect: "Flexibili Tea", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2006-06"
1623	badger badge	0		Last Available: "2006-06"
1624	super-irradiated Vulcanized blue-frosted astral cupcake	0		Effect: "Meadulla Oblongota", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2006-06"
1625	energized green-frosted astral cupcake	0		Effect: "Mariachi Mood", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2006-06"
1626	moist orange-frosted astral cupcake	0		Effect: "Discomfited", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2006-06"
1627	deionized tarnished purple-frosted astral cupcake	0		Effect: "Berry Critical", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2006-06"
1628	adjusted upside-down pink-frosted astral cupcake	0		Effect: "Cletus's Canticle of Celerity", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2006-06"
1629	ribald raspberry beret	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, 2xLep, cap 12"
1630	pixel shield of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25
1631	beer cartilage	0		
1632	ghostly narrow Spanish fly trap	0		
1633	Spanish fly	0		
1634	mediocre jittery around the world	3	decent	
1635	scrumdiddlyumptious solution	0		
1636	Toddler-sized Dragon Costume	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Item Drop: +5, Softcore Only
1637	triple-irradiated lotion of hotness	0		Effect: "Ancient Protected", Effect Duration: 15
1638	cold-filtered triple-electrified lotion of coldness	0		Effect: "Uncaged Power", Effect Duration: 53
1639	galvanized lotion of spookiness	0		Effect: "Blubbered Up", Effect Duration: 58
1640	anodized corrupted lotion of stench	0		Effect: "Swordholder", Effect Duration: 26
1641	activated lotion of sleaziness	0		Effect: "[800]Chocolate Reign", Effect Duration: 63
1642	aged Grimacite Bock	3	awesome	Last Available: "2008-11"
1643	special decent wedge of gray cheese	3	good	Effect: "Slimy Flavor", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2008-11"
1644	hot and sauce	0		
1645	squat and sauce	0		
1646	blurry and sauce	0		
1647	stench and sauce	0		
1648	sleazy and sauce	0		
1649	blinking squat brick	0		Free Pull
1650	milk of magnesium	0		
1651	bland foie gras	3	decent	
1652	enhanced shaking twirling candy brain	0		Effect: "Antarctic Memories", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2020-09"
1653	Temple Grandin's steel-toed jewel-eyed wizard hat of the sweet-tooth	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Familiar Weight: +7, Candy Drop: +100, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Magic Missile", Familiar Effect: "atk, 5xVolley, 5xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2006-07"
1654	wobbly avaricious extremely unsafe wad of Crovacite	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Meat Drop: +30
1655	upside-down frightening wholesome collar	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Spooky Damage: +5
1656	squat White Citadel Satisfaction Satchel	0		
1657	onion shurikens	0		
1658	Cherry Cloaca Cola	0		
1659	Diet Cloaca Cola	0		
1660	Regular Cloaca Cola	0		
1661	resourceful Radio KoL Keychain	0		Maximum MP: +50
1662	pulsating reassuring Radio KoL Antenna Ball	0		Spooky Resistance: +1
1663	Radio KoL Flashlight of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25
1664	pulsating Radio KoL Maracas of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3
1665	shellacked Radio KoL Bottle Opener	0		Damage Reduction: 7
1666	fuchsia electrified Radio KoL Patch	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
1667	Jeselnik's Cat-Herding Prod	0		Sleaze Damage: +25
1668	shaking skewed resourceful star boomerang	0		Maximum MP: +50
1669	blurry star stiletto of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100
1670	fraudwort	0		
1671	bouncing shysterweed	0		
1672	swindleblossom	0		
1673	friendly occult grave robbing shovel	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Familiar Weight: +3
1674	narrow wicked superhero mask	0		Spell Damage: +5, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, 1xFairy, cap 2"
1675	ore	0		
1676	green styrofoam ore	0		
1677	twirling bubblewrap ore	0		
1678	cyan pet rock "Groucho" disguise	0		Familiar Weight: +11, Equips On: "Pet Rock | Toothsome Rock | Bulky Buddy Box | Holiday Log", Last Available: "2011-12"
1679	lard-coated hardy sword	0		Maximum HP: +50, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
1680	ribald Jack Frost's staff	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Damage: +10
1681	scorching manspreader's bubblewrap sword	0		Monster Level: +10, Hot Damage: +25
1682	lime green bubblewrap staff of the detective of the boozehound	0		Item Drop: +20, Booze Drop: +100
1683	MacGyver's brawny bubblewrap crossbow	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Maximum MP: +100
1684	Oprah's styrofoam sword of the detective	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Item Drop: +20
1685	fortified styrofoam staff of terror	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Spooky Spell Damage: +10
1686	teal manspreader's cool styrofoam crossbow	0		Moxie: +5, Monster Level: +10
1687	yellow jittery Platinum Yendorian Express Card	0		
1688	forbidden groovy crossbow	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Spell Damage Percent: +50
1689	quilted ribbon	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Last Available: "2006-07"
1690	studded discarded bottlecap of terror	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 38"
1691	dog trainer's razor-sharp discarded torn-up glove	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Experience (familiar): +1, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 0.5xPotato, cap 38"
1692	nitrogenated dry salamander slurry	0		Effect: "Slimy Hands", Effect Duration: 15
1693	ionized magnetized twirling eyedrops of newt	0		Effect: "Wet Jaw", Effect Duration: 11
1694	extra-chilled anodized jittery Frogade	0		Effect: "White Blooded", Effect Duration: 20
1695	wet narrow papotion of papower	0		Effect: "Puzzle Fury", Effect Duration: 36
1696	spoiled small purple royal jelly taco	2	crappy	
1697	decent tofu taco	3	good	
1698	adequate jumping bean taco	4	good	
1699	spoiled snack-sized catgut taco	2	crappy	
1700	stale goat cheese taco	3	decent	
1701	gigantic tasty pr0n taco	6	awesome	
1702	tarnished alphabet gum	0		Effect: "On Pins and Needles", Effect Duration: 21
1703	mirror Comma Chameleon egg	0		Free Pull
1704	wobbly shingle	0		
1705	spinning flaregun	0		
1706	teal greedy padded sword of incineration	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Meat Drop: +20
1707	knitted nasty smooth flypaper staff	0		Moxie: +15, Stench Damage: +5, Cold Resistance: +3
1708	lime green toasty sinister Da Vinci's grease gun	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Spell Damage: +10, Hot Damage: +5
1709	fireproof occult sword of static of terror	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +3
1710	ribald steel-toed supercool wiffle-flail	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Damage Reduction: 9, Sleaze Damage: +10
1711	sizzling crafty groovy bubble bauble bow	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Maximum MP: +10, Hot Damage: +10
1712	wobbly asbestos-lined experienced Frost™ brand sword of the scaredy-cat	0		Experience: +2, Monster Level: -15, Hot Resistance: +5
1713	ghostly upside-down nippy resourceful squeaky staff	0		Maximum MP: +50, Cold Damage: +10
1714	auspicious gravedigger's strapping can cannon	0		Muscle: +5, Spooky Damage: +10, Item Drop: +10
1715	blinking narrow Da Vinci's starchy sword	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5
1716	fortified starchy staff	0		Damage Absorption: +60
1717	tumbling green Temple Grandin's starchy crossbow	0		Familiar Weight: +7
1718	prompt frosty pestoblade	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Adventures: +3
1719	Rosewater's wizardly poutine pole	0		Mysticality: +25, Mysticality Percent: +30
1720	Samson's sage curdflinger	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Experience (Muscle): +5
1721	foul-smelling grievous muculent machete	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Stench Damage: +10
1722	wool dog trainer's glistening staff	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Cold Resistance: +1
1723	bouncing auspicious repeating crossbow	0		Item Drop: 15
1725	mirror bigger stick	0		
1726	skewed cyan sinewy crossbow string	0		
1727	gray sturdy sword hilt	0		
1728	wobbly Usain Bolt's dense meat sword	0		Initiative: +80
1729	narrow frosty dense meat staff	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10
1730	wool dense meat crossbow	0		Cold Resistance: +1
1731	medical-grade veiny Spirit Precipice of the cheetah	0		Maximum HP: +10, Initiative: +60, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
1732	tumbling asbestos-lined resourceful smoldering staff of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Maximum MP: +50, Hot Resistance: +5
1733	huge family-friendly curative hot cross bow of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +1, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
1734	dangerous sword behind inappropriate prepositions of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Weapon Damage: +10, Alters Page Text
1735	scorching crafty curative meatspout staff	0		Maximum MP: +10, Hot Damage: +25, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
1736	manspreader's occult carob cannon of the bloodbag	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Maximum HP: +100, Monster Level: +10
1737	lightning-fast shuddersword of terror of the sweet-tooth	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Candy Drop: +100, Initiative: +40
1738	bouncing extremely unsafe hairy staff of wisdom of Leguizamo	0		Mysticality: +15, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Monster Level: +20
1739	hardy occult Socratic projectile icemaker	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Maximum HP: +50
1740	toasty Temple Grandin's buffalo blade of the sweet-tooth	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Hot Damage: +5, Candy Drop: +100
1741	hardy cheesestick of chilblains	0		Maximum HP: +50, Cold Damage: +25
1742	olive skewed potato pistol of the overflowing toilet of doom	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Spell Damage: +50
1743	narrow huge friendly savory sword	0		Familiar Weight: +3
1744	medical-grade savory staff	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
1745	wicked savory crossbow	0		Spell Damage: +5
1746	pulsating reassuring Jack Frost's energetic Super Magic Power Sword X	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Resistance: +1
1747	dog trainer's energetic soylent staff	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Experience (familiar): +1
1748	Herculean goulauncher of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Experience (Muscle): +1
1749	squat blue defective skull	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
1750	deadly Gnollish pie server	0		Weapon Damage: +5
1751	huge sage Gnollish slotted spoon	0		Mysticality Percent: +10
1752	cyan foul-smelling Knob Goblin spatula	0		Stench Damage: +10
1753	smartaleck's jack flapper	0		Moxie Percent: +30
1754	blue Sinatra's filthy pestle	0		Experience (Moxie): +5
1755	chilly Knob Goblin melon baller	0		Cold Damage: +5
1756	Jeselnik's huge spoon	0		Sleaze Damage: +25
1757	Tesla pizza cutter	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
1758	pulsating gravedigger's star spatula	0		Spooky Damage: +10
1759	upside-down bouncing coward's supercharged foon of fulmination	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Monster Level: -20
1760	nasty foon of frigidity of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Stench Damage: +5
1761	Sherlock's Van der Graaf foon of foulness	0		Item Drop: +25, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
1762	huge tumbling supercool cool foon of fearfulness	0		Moxie: +5, Moxie Percent: +20
1763	padded foon of fleshiness of the blizzard	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +25
1764	ghostly Spookyraven library key	0		
1765	squat Spookyraven gallery key	0		
1766	blue Spookyraven ballroom key	0		
1767	upside-down pack of chewing gum	0		
1768	Gnomish toolbox	0		
1769	rotten small twirling fricasseed brains	2	crappy	
1770	flavorless brains casserole	4	decent	
1771	red butcherknife of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3
1772	narrow friendly corn holder	0		Familiar Weight: +3
1773	eggbeater of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100
1774	tolerable watered-down bouncing bottle of popskull	2	good	
1775	dishrag	0		Item Drop: +5
1776	flavorless stale baguette	3	decent	
1777	red leftovers of indeterminate origin	0		
1778	moldy tumbling maroon dinner	3	crappy	
1779	katana of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100, Synergetic
1780	brawny ram stick	0		Muscle Percent: +20
1781	tumbling crafty enchantlers	0		Maximum MP: +10, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xLep, cap 28"
1782	blinking clever strapping ram-battering staff	0		Muscle: +5, Maximum MP: +20
1783	delicious crazy Turkish delight	3	awesome	
1784	spinning inspector's beefcake's Snow Queen Crown	0		Muscle: +25, Item Drop: +15, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xGhuol, cap 28"
1785	lightning-fast avaricious ga-ga radio of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +30, Initiative: +40
1786	six pack of Mountain Stream	0		
1787	tarnished bag of Cheat-Os	0		Effect: "Rushtacean'", Effect Duration: 56
1788	unrefined Mountain Stream syrup	0		
1789	Mob Penguin	0		
1790	perfectly mixed Ram's Face Lager	3	EPIC	
1791	ram horns	0		
1792	wobbly family-friendly mansplainer's Samson's Travoltan trousers	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Monster Level: +15, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 2xLep, 1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2006-09", Moxie May Control MP
1793	blurry lightning-fast pool cue of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Initiative: +40
1794	dry handful of hand chalk	0		Effect: "Hammered", Effect Duration: 32
1795	blue toasty Counterclockwise Watch	0		Hot Damage: +5, Single Equip, Nonstackable Watch
1796	bone collar	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1797	misshapen animal skeleton	0		
1798	pile of animal bones	0		
1799	teal animal skull	0		
1800	shaking animal cranium	0		
1801	squat purple animal jawbone	0		
1802	first cervical vertebra	0		
1803	second cervical vertebra	0		
1804	third cervical vertebra	0		
1805	blinking fourth cervical vertebra	0		
1806	jittery fifth cervical vertebra	0		
1807	sixth cervical vertebra	0		
1808	upside-down red seventh cervical vertebra	0		
1809	blurry lime green first thoracic vertebra	0		
1810	second thoracic vertebra	0		
1811	third thoracic vertebra	0		
1812	mirror fourth thoracic vertebra	0		
1813	pulsating teal fifth thoracic vertebra	0		
1814	sixth thoracic vertebra	0		
1815	seventh thoracic vertebra	0		
1816	eighth thoracic vertebra	0		
1817	squat ninth thoracic vertebra	0		
1818	tenth thoracic vertebra	0		
1819	eleventh thoracic vertebra	0		
1820	twelfth thoracic vertebra	0		
1821	mirror first lumbar vertebra	0		
1822	second lumbar vertebra	0		
1823	third lumbar vertebra	0		
1824	red fourth lumbar vertebra	0		
1825	fifth lumbar vertebra	0		
1826	sixth lumbar vertebra	0		
1827	bouncing seventh lumbar vertebra	0		
1828	jittery sacral vertebrae	0		
1829	first caudal vertebra	0		
1830	blurry second caudal vertebra	0		
1831	huge third caudal vertebra	0		
1832	green upside-down fourth caudal vertebra	0		
1833	blinking shaking fifth caudal vertebra	0		
1834	sixth caudal vertebra	0		
1835	seventh caudal vertebra	0		
1836	wobbly eighth caudal vertebra	0		
1837	ninth caudal vertebra	0		
1838	tenth caudal vertebra	0		
1839	narrow left first rib	0		
1840	narrow left second rib	0		
1841	left third rib	0		
1842	left fourth rib	0		
1843	left fifth rib	0		
1844	ghostly left sixth rib	0		
1845	left seventh rib	0		
1846	left eighth rib	0		
1847	blue left ninth rib	0		
1848	left tenth rib	0		
1849	left eleventh rib	0		
1850	bouncing skewed left twelfth rib	0		
1851	right first rib	0		
1852	right second rib	0		
1853	right third rib	0		
1854	right fourth rib	0		
1855	twirling right fifth rib	0		
1856	right sixth rib	0		
1857	right seventh rib	0		
1858	right eighth rib	0		
1859	right ninth rib	0		
1860	right tenth rib	0		
1861	right eleventh rib	0		
1862	right twelfth rib	0		
1863	animal pelvis	0		
1864	mirror left scapula	0		
1865	ghostly right scapula	0		
1866	huge fuchsia left clavicle	0		
1867	bouncing huge right clavicle	0		
1868	left humerus	0		
1869	red right humerus	0		
1870	left radius	0		
1871	huge right radius	0		
1872	left ulna	0		
1873	right ulna	0		
1874	left femur	0		
1875	right femur	0		
1876	left tibia	0		
1877	mirror tumbling right tibia	0		
1878	blinking left fibula	0		
1879	right fibula	0		
1880	purple left kneecap	0		
1881	right kneecap	0		
1882	fuchsia left first front claw	0		
1883	left second front claw	0		
1884	left third front claw	0		
1885	left fourth front claw	0		
1886	right first front claw	0		
1887	narrow right second front claw	0		
1888	red right third front claw	0		
1889	blue right fourth front claw	0		
1890	left thumb	0		
1891	right thumb	0		
1892	left first rear claw	0		
1893	left second rear claw	0		
1894	left third rear claw	0		
1895	cyan left fourth rear claw	0		
1896	ghostly ghostly right first rear claw	0		
1897	right second rear claw	0		
1898	right third rear claw	0		
1899	narrow red shaking right fourth rear claw	0		
1900	blurry Sinatra's 1-ball	0		Experience (Moxie): +5
1901	skewed Jeselnik's smartaleck's 2-ball	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Sleaze Damage: +25
1902	Jack Frost's Fonzie's 3-ball	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Cold Spell Damage: +50
1903	huge red prompt flame-wreathed 4-ball	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Adventures: +3
1904	hardened quilted 5-ball	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Damage Reduction: 3
1905	fuchsia asbestos-lined 6-ball of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +5
1906	wobbly spinning Sherlock's 7-ball	0		Item Drop: +25
1907	8-ball	0		
1910	manspreader's clockwork sword of the pedagogue of the empath	0		Experience: +3, Monster Level: +10, Familiar Weight: +5
1911	lightning-fast forbidden thinker's clockwork staff	0		Mysticality: +10, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Initiative: +40
1912	experienced smooth cool clockwork crossbow	0		Moxie: 20, Experience: +2
1913	shaking clockwork handle	0		
1914	narrow clockwork rod	0		
1915	clockwork shank	0		
1916	Lord Spookyraven's spectacles	0		
1917	shaking wallet	0		
1918	coin purse	0		
1919	English to A. F. U. E. Dictionary	0		
1920	bizarre illegible sheet music	0		
1921	brawny wakizashi	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Synergetic
1922	blue twirling gob of wet hair	0		
1923	roll of toilet paper	0		Free Pull
1924	tattered wolf standard	0		
1925	tattered snake standard	0		
1926	KoL Con 3-D Glasses	0		Familiar Effect: "8xLep, 1xFairy, cap 2"
1927	scary death orb	0		
1928	tuning fork	0		
1929	greaves of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Breakable, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr"
1930	forbidden helmet of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Breakable, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato, 0.5xFairy"
1931	purple skewed Annie Oakley's spear of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Breakable
1932	twirling stanky shield	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Breakable
1933	bouncing pitchfork of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25
1934	padded broken sword	0		Damage Absorption: +20
1935	lion tamer's snarling wolf shield	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Synergetic
1936	lupine sword of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Synergetic
1937	twirling snake shield of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Synergetic
1938	nasty serpentine sword	0		Stench Damage: +5, Synergetic
1939	grouchy restless spirit	0		
1940	rock-hard padded 9-ball of terror	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Damage Reduction: 5, Spooky Spell Damage: +10
1941	brawny seal pendant of the cheetah	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Initiative: +60, Class: "Seal Clubber", Single Equip
1942	friendly hale turtle brooch	0		Maximum HP: +20, Familiar Weight: +3, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Single Equip
1943	jittery Temple Grandin's noodle ring of the cheetah	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Initiative: +60, Class: "Pastamancer", Single Equip
1944	Socratic saucepan earring of the sweet-tooth	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Candy Drop: +100, Class: "Sauceror", Single Equip
1945	crafty dance instructor's disco ball pendant	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Maximum MP: +10, Class: "Disco Bandit", Single Equip
1946	jittery dog trainer's chaotic accordion pin	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Experience (familiar): +1, Class: "Accordion Thief", Single Equip
1947	wobbly steel-toed worn tophat of the bloodbag	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Maximum HP: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xLep, cap 31"
1948	tap shoes of Tarzan of the early riser	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Adventures: +7, Single Equip
1949	moldy gigantic Manetwich	7	crappy	
1950	spinning bottle of Vangoghbitussin	0		
1951	acceptable squat bottle of Pinot Renoir	3	good	
1952	adequate desiccated apricot	3	good	
1953	acceptable flute of flat champagne	3	good	
1954	spoiled half-sized dehydrated caviar	2	crappy	
1955	styrofoam peanuts	0		
1956	watered-down lousy cyan snifter of thoroughly aged brandy	2	decent	
1957	quill pen	0		
1958	inkwell	0		
1959	tattered scrap of paper	0		
1960	tumbling scroll of forbidden unspeakable evil	0		
1961	can of Binarrrca	0		Free Pull, Effect: "Talking Like a Pirate", Effect Duration: 50
1962	pressed squat Bit O' Ectoplasm	0		Effect: "Feeling No Pain", Effect Duration: 52
1963	cyan dance card	0		
1964	experienced opera mask	0		Experience: +2, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xBarrr, cap 2"
1965	gray bottle of Monsieur Bubble	0		
1966	scandalous wicked Amulet of Yendor	0		Spell Damage: +5, Sleaze Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-12"
1967	blurry jitterbug larva	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2007-10"
1968	bottle of perfume	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1969	spoon!	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1970	blinking nervous tick egg	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2007-10"
1971	maroon plastic pumpkin bucket	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Item Drop: +13, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2006-10", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.35
1972	fuchsia Samson's shrimp fork of James Dean	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Experience (Moxie): +3
1973	jittery half of a memo	0		
1974	huge cocoabo	0		
1975	twirling pulsating baby gravy fairy	0		
1976	gravy fairy	0		
1977	upside-down gravy fairy	0		
1978	gravy fairy	0		
1979	skewed gravy fairy	0		
1980	wobbly sleazy gravy fairy	0		
1981	astral badger	0		
1982	MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech	0		
1983	hand turkey	0		
1984	teal snowy owl	0		
1985	red scary death orb	0		
1986	mind flayer	0		
1987	jittery bouncing undead elbow macaroni	0		
1988	blurry angry cow	0		
1989	Cheshire bitten	0		
1990	green yo-yo	0		
1991	skewed rubber WWJD? bracelet	0		
1992	rubber WWBD? bracelet	0		
1993	skewed rubber WWSPD? bracelet	0		
1994	rubber WWtNSD? bracelet	0		
1995	heart necklace	0		Free Pull
1996	right half of a heart necklace	0		
1997	wobbly left half of a heart necklace	0		
1998	squat maroon pack of KWE trading card	0		
1999	stick of "gum"	0		
2000	narrow Das Überkühlraum trading card	0		
2001	Vaso De Agua trading card	0		
2002	skewed The Grand Poo-Bah trading card	0		
2003	Thorny Toad trading card	0		
2004	fuchsia Chori Zo trading card	0		
2005	spinning Morbidda trading card	0		
2006	Poison Oak trading card	0		
2007	Princess Rutabaga trading card	0		
2008	Roo trading card	0		
2009	Woldo trading card	0		
2010	The Snake trading card	0		
2011	Nayztameetjoo trading card	0		
2012	Arrrmetia trading card	0		
2013	Serenity trading card	0		
2014	jittery Inndya trading card	0		
2015	spinning Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card	0		
2016	skewed diamond necklace	0		
2017	spade necklace	0		
2018	wobbly club necklace	0		
2019	cream pie	0		Free Pull
2020	tasty cherry pie	3	awesome	
2021	tasty strawberry pie	4	awesome	
2022	adequate lemon meringue pie	4	good	
2023	ghostly Genalen™ Bottle	1	good	
2024	adequate immense mixed wildflower greens	7	good	
2025	bland immense handful of walnuts	9	decent	
2026	rotten nutty organic salad	3	crappy	
2027	rotten small skewed super salad	2	crappy	
2028	miniature tasty tofu wonton	2	awesome	
2029	blinking hippy protest button	0		Single Equip, Thorns: 1
2030	maroon Lockenstock™ sandals of the wise owl of dire peril	0		Mysticality: +20, Weapon Damage: +20, Single Equip
2031	fireproof didgeridooka	0		Hot Resistance: +3
2032	squat avaricious lion tamer's bullet-proof corduroys	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Meat Drop: +30, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xBarrr, cap 42"
2033	executive round sunglasses	0		Meat Drop: +40, Single Equip
2034	tumbling greasy wicker shield	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
2035	Marquis de Poivre soda	0		
2036	electrified radium-flavored potato chips	0		Effect: "Pasta Oneness", Effect Duration: 15
2037	modified wintergreen-flavored potato chips	0		Effect: "Impregnably Delicious", Effect Duration: 48
2038	galvanized deionized blue blurry ennui-flavored potato chips	0		Effect: "Swordholder", Effect Duration: 38
2039	x-ray specs	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2040	jittery patchouli oil bomb	0		
2041	upside-down ferret bait	0		
2042	exploding hacky-sack	0		
2043	shaking hemp net	0		
2044	skewed your father's MacGuffin diary	0		
2045	bland tumbling brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings	3	decent	
2046	normal frat brats	3	good	
2047	bland knob ka-bobs	4	decent	
2049	drinkable tumbling can of Swiller	3	good	
2050	broken wings	0		
2051	tumbling sunken eyes	0		
2052	reassembled blackbird	0		
2053	bust of Pallas	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2054	tumbling olive market map	0		
2055	snake skin	0		
2056	diffused wobbly tumbling adder bladder	0		Effect: "On a Roll", Effect Duration: 51
2057	pension check	0		
2058	ghostly picnic basket	0		
2059	irradiated blurry Black No. 2	0		Effect: "Incredibly Hulking", Effect Duration: 20
2060	wobbly stanky sword of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Stench Spell Damage: +25
2061	ghostly fireproof helmet	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 40"
2062	squat greedy Lo Pan's shield	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Meat Drop: +20
2063	stale blackberry	4	decent	
2064	shaking forged identification documents	0		
2065	PADL Phone	0		
2066	censurious razor-sharp kick-ass kicks	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Single Equip
2067	sake bomb	0		
2068	tequila grenade	0		
2069	dog trainer's beer helmet	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Familiar Effect: "0.5xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 42"
2070	manspreader's stylish distressed denim pants	0		Moxie: +25, Monster Level: +10, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xPotato, cap 42"
2071	Oprah's perforated battle paddle	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50
2072	lion tamer's strapping flashing novelty button	0		Muscle: +5, Experience (familiar): +2
2073	smartaleck's glowstick of the pedagogue	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Experience: +3, Last Available: "2006-10", Raveosity: +1
2074	upside-down upside-down anniversary chutney sculpture of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15
2075	frosty spandex anniversary shorts	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "5xVolley, 10xLep, cap 2"
2076	toasty jar of anniversary jam	0		Hot Damage: +5
2077	ghostly bucket of anniversary lard of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3
2078	wobbly Usain Bolt's anniversary concrete fedora	0		Initiative: +80, Familiar Effect: "5xVolley, 5xLep, cap 2"
2079	narrow inspector's smooth makeshift turban	0		Moxie: +15, Item Drop: +15, Blind, Familiar Effect: "1.5xBarrr, 1xLep, cap 25"
2080	deadly makeshift cape	0		Weapon Damage: +5
2081	ghostly ghostly padded makeshift skirt	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 25"
2082	bouncing toothbrush	0		
2083	huge makeshift crane	0		
2084	can of starch	0		
2085	pickled bottle of ultravitamins	1		Effect: "Vitali Tea", Effect Duration: 40
2086	dehydrated twirling bottle of cough syrup	1		
2087	vaporized tube of hair oil	1		
2088	adjusted galvanized Daffy Taffy	0		Effect: "Tearful, Fearful", Effect Duration: 42
2089	Crimboween memo	0		Last Available: "2006-10"
2090	fuchsia prompt aromatic flame-wreathed coward's pilgrim shield of courage	0		Monster Level: -20, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +3, Stench Resistance: +1, Adventures: +3, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2006-11"
2091	pulsating bath salts	0		
2092	upside-down huge hand mirror	0		
2093	cyan sage hors d'oeuvre tray	0		Mysticality Percent: +10
2094	normal ballroom blintz	3	good	
2095	towel	0		
2096	pickled spinning guy made of bee pollen	1		
2097	squat sharpshooter's 17-ball	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10
2098	filthy lucre	0		
2099	hobo gristle	0		
2100	shredded can label	0		
2101	bloodstained briquette	0		
2102	red greasy dreadlock	0		
2103	yellow vial of pirate sweat	0		
2104	upside-down empty aftershave bottle	0		
2105	coal button	0		
2106	purple burned-out arcanodiode	0		
2107	shaking non-Euclidean hoof	0		
2108	tumbling rock	0		
2109	stringy sinew	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2110	stick	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2111	tooth	0		
2112	bouncing maroon leaf	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2113	upside-down smartaleck's wheel	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Last Available: "2006-12"
2114	jittery yo	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2115	jittery blinking Jeselnik's prehistoric spear	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Last Available: "2006-12"
2116	stick-on-a-string	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2117	squat prompt smooth fire	0		Moxie: +15, Adventures: +3, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xVolley, cap 2", Last Available: "2023-09"
2118	leaf tube	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2119	green lit cigar	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2120	Grateful Undead T-shirt of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25
2121	rosy-cheeked ASCII shirt	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30
2122	wobbly dog trainer's safety vest of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Experience (familiar): +1
2123	ghostly chilly eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest	0		Cold Damage: +5
2125	auspicious Ye Olde Navy Fleece	0		Item Drop: +10
2126	knitted bronze breastplate of the early riser	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Adventures: +7
2127	greedy hardened hat hacker T-shirt	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Meat Drop: +20
2128	upside-down vampire collar	0		Single Equip
2129	possessed top	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
2130	skewed Sherlock's killer rag doll	0		Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2006-12"
2131	tree-eating kite	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2132	forbidden incredibly marionette	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2006-12"
2133	dress ball	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
2134	cool mad scientist's sock monkey	0		Moxie: +5, Last Available: "2006-12"
2135	alien blob	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2136	ghostly scorching vampire duck-on-a-string of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Hot Damage: +25, Last Available: "2006-12"
2137	bouncing prompt toy crazy train	0		Adventures: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2006-12"
2138	squat razor-tipped yo-yo	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
2139	spinning toy mercenary	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2140	wobbly length of string	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2141	toy wheel	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2142	block	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2143	spinning felt	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2144	evil googly eye	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2145	green stuffing	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2146	blurry cyan evil teddy bear	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2147	evil teddy bear sewing kit	0		
2148	squat toothsome rock	0		
2149	yummy half-sized squat frank	2	awesome	Last Available: "2011-12"
2150	bland low-calorie plate of franks and beans	1	decent	Last Available: "2011-12"
2151	irresponsibly strong special drinkable bouncing shot of blackberry schnapps	7	good	Effect: "Hombre Muerto Caminando", Effect Duration: 30
2152	capacitor relay	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2153	carbon nanotube frame	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2154	fuchsia ion grid	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2155	cyan Feynman gate	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2156	logic synthesizer	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2157	narrow high-resistance ultrapolymer plating	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2158	servomechanical torsion facilitator	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2159	gray ghostly quantum polarity inducer	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2160	bi-lateral logic compressor	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2161	shaking computronic processing unit	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2162	lime green reverse-oscillating klystron	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2163	shaking green sub-molecular interocitor	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2164	blinking recursive spline reticulator	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2165	atomic vector plotter	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2166	narrow ion-pulse modulation stabilizer	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2167	ghostly hyperbolic plasma focuser	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2168	flame-retardant healthy toy ray gun	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Hot Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2006-12"
2169	wobbly family-friendly supercharged toy space helmet	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 43", Last Available: "2006-12"
2170	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2006-12", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.3
2171	inspector's knitted astronaut pants	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Item Drop: +15, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1.5xPotato, cap 43", Last Available: "2006-12"
2172	red double-paned toy jet pack	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2006-12"
2173	gray triangular stone	0		
2174	mossy stone sphere	0		
2175	smooth stone sphere	0		
2176	cracked stone sphere	0		
2177	rough stone sphere	0		
2178	huge obsidian dagger of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100
2179	archaeologist's notebook	0		
2180	ghostly amulet	0		
2181	chocolate lump	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2182	Harold's hammer head	0		
2183	Harold's hammer handle	0		
2184	Harold's hammer	0		
2185	hale Kiss the Knob apron	0		Maximum HP: +20
2186	unlit birthday cake	0		
2187	lit birthday cake	0		
2188	fuchsia flask of peppermint oil	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2006-12"
2189	weak artisanal flask of peppermint schnapps	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2006-12"
2190	lime green yuletide troll chrysalis	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-12"
2191	book of carols	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2192	squat sheet music	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2193	stale candy stake	4	decent	Last Available: "2006-12"
2194	artisanal eggnog	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2006-12"
2195	tasty bouncing unspeakable fruitcake	3	awesome	Last Available: "2006-12"
2196	normal miniature enchanted blurry gingerbread horror	2	good	Effect: "Sizzling with Fury", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2006-12"
2197	ionized but probably evil chocolate	0		Effect: "Heart of Lavender", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2006-12"
2198	diet decent bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	1	good	Effect: "Bells in the Batfry", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2023-06"
2199	huge spoiled skull-shaped Crimboween cookie	8	crappy	Effect: "Carol of the Bones", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-06"
2200	bland tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie	4	decent	Effect: "Crimbo Epiphany", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-06"
2201	wobbly medical-grade plastic gift-wrapping vampire	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2006-12"
2202	prompt plastic yuletide troll	0		Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2006-12"
2203	brainy plastic skeletal reindeer	0		Mysticality: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2006-12"
2204	experienced plastic Crimboween pentagram	0		Experience: +2, Single Equip, Last Available: "2006-12"
2205	razor-sharp plastic Scream Queen	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Last Available: "2006-12"
2206	time sleigh	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-12"
2207	Jeselnik's Crimbo tiki necklace	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Last Available: "2006-12"
2208	bobble-hip hula elf doll of Calamity Jane of the cheetah	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2006-12"
2209	stylish Crimbo ukulele	0		Moxie: +25, Last Available: "2006-12"
2210	scandalous veiny Tiki lighter	0		Maximum HP: +10, Sleaze Damage: +5, Last Available: "2006-12", Stat Tuning: "Moxie"
2211	ghostly nasty Samson's deck of tropical cards	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Stench Damage: +5, Last Available: "2006-12", Stat Tuning: "Mysticality"
2212	sizzling fortified tropical paperweight	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Hot Damage: +10, Last Available: "2006-12", Stat Tuning: "Muscle"
2213	tropical Crimbo pressie	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2214	squat tropical wrapping paper	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2215	clever Tropical Crimbo Hat	0		Maximum MP: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, 1.5xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2006-12"
2216	Tropical Crimbo Shorts of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhoul", Last Available: "2006-12"
2217	rotten tumbling jittery super ka-bob	3	crappy	
2218	immense decent beer basted brat	8	good	
2219	Tropical Crimbo Sword	0		Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2006-12"
2220	activated olive and Crimboween candy	0		Effect: "Big", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2020-09"
2221	cyan Great Ball of Frozen Fire	0		Last Available: "2007-01"
2222	fuchsia liar's pants of extreme caution of the brazier	0		Monster Level: -25, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cold atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2007-01"
2223	blurry family-friendly dangerous juggler's balls	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2007-01"
2224	maroon Newton's pink shirt	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2007-01"
2225	familiar doppelgänger	0		Monster Level: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2007-01"
2226	shaking wizardly evil eyeball pendant of the scaredy-cat	0		Mysticality: +25, Monster Level: -15, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2007-01"
2227	diffused galvanized corrupted arse-a'fire elixir	0		Effect: "You Drank Fish Wine", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2007-01"
2228	dry activated bouncing cyan cosmic lemonade	0		Effect: "Low on the Hog", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2007-01"
2229	activated quantum toad horn	0		Effect: "The Strength... of the Future", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2007-01"
2230	spinning fuchsia icicle katana	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2231	mote	0		
2232	smudged alchemical recipe	0		
2233	double-paned bow tie	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Clowniness: 75
2234	green scandalous calavera concertina	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Song Duration: 7
2235	medical-grade ratarang of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
2236	colloidal wobbly turtle pheromones	0		Effect: "Purpose", Effect Duration: 11
2237	pygmy blowgun	0		
2238	blurry fuchsia hardy pygmy nose-bone	0		Maximum HP: +50, Single Equip
2239	energetic dance instructor's bad voodoo mask	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xGhuol, cap 40"
2240	bottle of alcohol	0		
2241	pygmy spear of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3
2242	concentrated upside-down pygmy pygment	0		Effect: "Sweet Nostalgia", Effect Duration: 52
2243	spinning scorching Jim Carey's headhunter necktie	0		Monster Level: +25, Hot Damage: +25, Single Equip
2244	auspicious wicked pointed stick	0		Spell Damage: +5, Item Drop: +10
2245	bouncing bouncing double-paned knobby helmet turtle	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xFairy, cap 5"
2246	upside-down shaking brawny knobby kneepads	0		Muscle Percent: +20
2247	spinning stiffened sewer turtle	0		Damage Reduction: 1
2248	Usain Bolt's smelly sebaceous shield	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Initiative: +80
2249	chilly skeletortoise	0		Cold Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 2xFairy, cap 7"
2251	Jack Frost's box turtle	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50
2252	box turtle of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10
2253	mirror avaricious sage bottlecap turtle	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Meat Drop: +30
2254	knitted medical-grade thinker's bubblewrap bottlecap turtleban	0		Mysticality: +10, Cold Resistance: +3, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 2xLep, cap 17"
2255	furry turtle of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, 2xFairy, cap 11"
2256	furry earmuffs of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3
2257	veiny slick reinforced furry underpants	0		Moxie: +10, Maximum HP: +10
2258	"I Love Me, Vol. I"	0		
2259	photograph of God	0		
2260	skewed hard rock candy	0		
2261	hard-boiled ostrich egg	0		
2262	bird rib	0		
2263	blue lion oil	0		
2264	yummy half-sized special jittery stunt nuts	2	awesome	Effect: "Hagnk's Gratitude", Effect Duration: 20
2265	small normal wet stew	2	good	
2266	spinning wet stunt nut stew	0		
2267	Mega Gem	0		
2268	avaricious Staff of Fats	0		Meat Drop: +30
2269	rotten mirror sausage wonton	3	crappy	
2270	double-paned educational belt	0		Experience: +1, Cold Resistance: +5, Single Equip
2271	high-proof artisanal red bottle of Merlot	8	EPIC	
2272	tolerable practically non-alcoholic wobbly upside-down bottle of Port	1	good	
2273	acceptable blue bottle of Pinot Noir	4	good	
2274	drinkable watered-down bottle of Zinfandel	2	good	
2275	high-proof perfectly mixed bottle of Marsala	7	EPIC	
2276	tolerable bottle of Muscat	4	good	
2277	purple twirling Fernswarthy's key	0		
2278	blurry tumbling mirror Fernswarthy's letter	0		
2279	ghostly book	0		
2280	Manual of Labor	0		
2281	green Manual of Transmission	0		
2282	jittery Manual of Dexterity	0		
2283	seal-skull helmet of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
2284	jittery tumbling blue petrified noodles	0		
2285	chisel	0		
2286	gray Eye of Ed	0		
2287	glowstick of the pedagogue of incineration	0		Experience: +3, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2007-01", Raveosity: +1
2288	encoder ring	0		Single Equip
2289	squat paperclip	0		
2290	upside-down really house	0		
2291	narrow pulsating Non-Essential Amulet	0		
2292	wine vinaigrette	0		
2293	twirling cyan cup of strong herbal tea	0		
2294	skewed Curiously Shiny Ancient Evil-Bashing Axe	0		
2295	fuchsia huge marinated stakes	0		
2296	knob butter	0		
2297	upside-down vial of ectoplasm	0		
2298	bouncing boock of darck magicks	0		
2299	yellow EZ-Play Harmonica Book	0		
2300	fuchsia fingerless hobo gloves	0		
2301	Chomsky's comic books	0		
2302	worm-riding hooks	0		
2303	huge Libram of Candy Heart Summoning	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12", Skill: "Summon Candy Heart"
2304	super-tarnished warmed jittery candy heart	0		Effect: "Fire Inside", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2007-02"
2305	extra-colloidal bouncing pink candy heart	0		Effect: "Gemini Rising", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2007-02"
2306	dry upside-down blue candy heart	0		Effect: "Blessing of the Creepy Pasta", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2007-02"
2307	deionized polymerized candy heart	0		Effect: "Space Cadet", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2007-02"
2308	vacuum-sealed candy heart	0		Effect: "Memories of Puppy Love", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2007-02"
2309	electrified dry narrow candy heart	0		Effect: "New and Improved", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2007-02"
2310	candygram	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
2311	pink candygram	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
2312	candygram	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
2313	blue candygram	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
2314	purple candygram	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
2315	cyan candygram	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
2316	broken carburetor	0		
2317	bronze token	0		
2318	bomb	0		
2319	red carved wheel	0		
2320	worm-riding manual page	0		
2321	worm-riding manual page 2	0		
2322	worm-riding manual pages 3-15	0		
2323	headpiece of the Staff of Ed	0		
2324	Staff of Ed, almost	0		
2325	Staff of Ed	0		
2326	green stone rose	0		
2327	flattened triple-chilled blinking can of paint	0		Effect: "Flambé-a-thon", Effect Duration: 66
2328	mirror spinning drum machine	0		
2329	handful of confetti	0		
2330	shaking twirling cyan chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses	0		
2331	bouquet of circular saw blades	0		
2332	special flavorless Better Than Cuddling Cake	3	decent	Effect: "Heart of Lavender", Effect Duration: 15
2333	skewed ninja snowman	0		
2334	fuchsia Holy MacGuffin	0		
2335	rubber WWBBDD? bracelet	0		
2336	pulsating twirling Jack Frost's pipe of terror	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Spell Damage: +10
2337	lime green reinforced beaded headband of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Familiar Effect: "0.5xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 42"
2338	decent immense pudding	7	good	Wiki Name: "black pudding (food)"
2339	watered-down hand-crafted wobbly Blackfly Chardonnay	2	EPIC	
2340	mediocre lime green & tan	3	decent	
2341	pepper	0		
2342	delicious squat forest cake	4	awesome	
2343	small moldy forest ham	2	crappy	
2344	liquefied pressed filthworm hatchling scent gland	0		Effect: "Strong Grip", Effect Duration: 14
2345	galvanized shaking mirror filthworm drone scent gland	0		Effect: "Sleazy Jellied", Effect Duration: 52
2346	ionized non-concentrated filthworm royal guard scent gland	0		Effect: "Shrimpin' Ain't Easy", Effect Duration: 11
2347	heart of the filthworm queen	0		
2348	water pipe bomb	0		
2349	gray gas balloon	0		
2350	beer bomb	0		
2351	superamplified boom box	0		
2352	blurry huge toasty grievous fire poi	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Hot Damage: +5
2353	squat Sherlock's bejeweled pledge pin	0		Item Drop: +25, Single Equip
2354	lime green communications windchimes	0		
2355	dry jittery henna face paint	0		Effect: "Burning Hands", Effect Duration: 26
2356	non-polarized wet tube of dread wax	0		Effect: "Oiled Skin", Effect Duration: 47
2357	blinking healthy Gaia beads of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Maximum HP Percent: +20
2358	pink clay bead	0		
2359	pulsating clay bead	0		
2360	blurry twirling clay bead	0		
2361	shaking medical-grade quilted hippy medical kit	0		Damage Absorption: +40, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip
2362	nippy Socratic Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Cold Damage: +10
2363	experienced longhaired hippy wig of the bloodbag	0		Experience: +2, Maximum HP: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol"
2364	aromatic Zim Merman's guitar	0		Stench Resistance: +1
2365	tumbling C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100
2366	ghostly Sinatra's peel hat	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley"
2367	carbonated soy milk	0		
2368	Usain Bolt's family-friendly flowing hippy skirt	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Initiative: +80, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xFairy, cap 45"
2369	filthy poultice	0		
2370	natural fennel soda	0		
2371	smoke bomb	0		
2372	bunch of bananas	0		
2373	spoiled banana	3	crappy	
2374	huge banana peel	0		
2375	bland wobbly banana cream pie	4	decent	
2376	irresponsibly strong artisanal blinking pulsating banana daiquiri	7	EPIC	
2377	practically non-alcoholic lousy bungle in the jungle	1	decent	
2378	blinking banana spritzer	0		
2379	deionized warmed dry tumbling banana smoothie	0		Effect: "You're High as a Crow, Marty", Effect Duration: 14
2380	ghostly dandy lion cub	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2007-03"
2381	woolen cravat	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2007-03"
2382	twirling class ring	0		
2383	yellow class ring	0		
2384	class ring	0		
2385	huge bottle opener belt buckle	0		Single Equip, Damage Aura: 1
2386	pulsating resourceful Newton's keg shield	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Maximum MP: +50
2387	supercharged finger	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30
2388	prompt Sinatra's war tongs	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Adventures: +3
2389	twirling Monstar energy beverage	0		
2390	smelly asbestos apron	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10
2391	wobbly sage beaten-up Chucks	0		Mysticality Percent: +10
2392	bouncing dance instructor's natty ascot	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10
2393	maroon aromatic wreath of laurels of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Stench Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "0.5xLep, 0.5xFairy"
2394	purple lion tamer's Danglin' Chad's loincloth of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Experience (familiar): +2, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 0.5xVolley"
2395	gravedigger's tube sock	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Single Equip
2396	chloroform rag	0		
2397	depantsing bomb	0		
2398	censurious energy drink IV	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Single Equip
2399	medical-grade wholesome Elmley shades	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip
2400	molotov cocktail cocktail	0		
2401	asbestos-lined chilly beer bong	0		Cold Damage: +5, Hot Resistance: +5
2402	gauze garter	0		
2403	barrel of gunpowder	0		
2404	jam band flyers	0		
2405	tumbling rock band flyers	0		
2406	ghostly mirror Panda outfit	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Item Drop: +5
2407	mirror pink bat eye	0		
2408	worthless piece of glass	0		
2409	billy idol	0		
2410	yellow rag	0		
2411	broken petri dish	0		
2412	sammich crust	0		
2413	teal triffid bark	0		
2414	lint	0		
2415	mirror blinking discarded pacifier	0		
2416	olive toasty bounty-hunting helmet	0		Hot Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1.5xFairy, cap 25"
2417	skewed razor-sharp bounty-hunting rifle	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25
2418	teal banded bounty-hunting pants	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 2xFairy, cap 25"
2419	non-dry squat bottle of rhinoceros hormones	0		Effect: "Incensed", Effect Duration: 52
2420	altered ionized adjusted teal teeny-tiny magic scroll	0		Effect: "You Drank Fish Wine", Effect Duration: 67
2421	corrupted super-dry bottle of pirate juice	0		Effect: "You Drank Fish Wine", Effect Duration: 36
2422	activated super-improved irradiated pet snacks	0		Effect: "Little Mouse Skull Buddy", Effect Duration: 26
2423	ionized activated blue Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	0		Effect: "Concentrated Concentration", Effect Duration: 21
2424	denatured altered tumbling cyclops eyedrops	0		Effect: "Berry Experiential", Effect Duration: 61
2425	polymerized tarnished red tumbling can of spinach	0		Effect: "Hyperoxygenated Blood", Effect Duration: 48
2426	ionized concentrated ghostly fire flower	0		Effect: "Preemptive Medicine", Effect Duration: 64
2427	triple-corrupted freezerburned ice cube	0		Effect: "Mystically Oiled", Effect Duration: 20
2428	corrupted fake blood	0		Effect: "Using Protection", Effect Duration: 69
2429	quadruple-wet tumbling Eau de Guaneau	0		Effect: "Mushroom Melody", Effect Duration: 48
2430	nitrogenated narrow bag of lard	0		Effect: "Mushroom Melody", Effect Duration: 25
2431	extra-ionized concentrated liquefied bottle of Mystic Shell	0		Effect: "Transcendental Wind", Effect Duration: 57
2432	magnetized unsweetened wobbly SPF 451 lip balm	0		Effect: "Fit To Be Tide", Effect Duration: 29
2433	irradiated colloidal bottle of antifreeze	0		Effect: "Super-Mega-Charged", Effect Duration: 31
2434	warmed enhanced vacuum-sealed eyedrops	0		Effect: "Polka Face", Effect Duration: 65
2435	warmed Dogsgotnonoz pills	0		Effect: "Slimily Sagacious", Effect Duration: 24
2436	irradiated alkaline donkey flipbook	0		Effect: "Chain Chain Chains", Effect Duration: 29
2437	blinking New Cloaca-Cola	0		
2438	scented massage oil	0		
2439	poltergeist-in-the-jar-o	0		
2440	skewed unnatural gas	0		
2441	narrow Knob Goblin Encryption Key	0		
2442	Cobb's Knob map	0		
2443	pulsating hale pink glowstick of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Maximum HP: +20, Last Available: "2007-03", Raveosity: +1
2444	hand-crafted Supernova Champagne	3	EPIC	
2445	Deactivated O. A. F.	0		Last Available: "2007-04"
2446	pulsating hardware upgrade	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2007-04"
2447	bad penguin egg	0		Free Pull
2448	olive upside-down tasteful bow tie	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2449	bouncing six-pack of New Cloaca-Cola	0		
2450	mirror empty Cloaca-Cola bottle	0		
2451	sharpshooter's goatskin umbrella	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10
2452	Tesla Fonzie's wool hat	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 43"
2453	Goodfella contract	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2454	skewed sizzling belt of the detective	0		Hot Damage: +10, Item Drop: +20, Single Equip
2455	skewed Jim Carey's bar whip	0		Monster Level: +25
2456	barskin buckler of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50
2457	whip of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50
2458	knitted barskin loincloth	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 4xVolley, cap 6"
2459	ribald tighty whiteys	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 3xVolley, cap 10"
2460	wool yak toupee	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato, cap 25"
2462	odor extractor	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
2463	Manual of Transcendent Olfaction	0		Skill: "Transcendent Olfaction"
2464	spoiled half-sized bowl of Bounty-Os	2	crappy	
2465	distilled mediocre Oreille Divisée brandy	5	decent	
2466	pompadour'd puppy	0		
2467	suede shoes	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2468	callused fingerbone	0		
2469	skewed bundle of receipts	0		
2470	gray cork	0		
2471	stardust	0		
2472	wilted lettuce	0		
2473	blurry empty greasepaint tube	0		
2474	clown skin	0		
2475	hardened extremely unsafe clown wig	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Damage Reduction: 3, Clowniness: 50, Familiar Effect: "chromatic atk, 1xPotato, cap 12"
2476	stanky clownskin belt	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Clowniness: 50
2477	pulsating clownskin buckler of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Clowniness: 50
2478	Lo Pan's clown whip	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Clowniness: 50
2479	lime green demon skin	0		
2480	mirror scorching demon-horned hat	0		Hot Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xLep, cap 17"
2481	censurious demon buckler	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3
2482	purple MacGyver's wicked demon whip of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Spell Damage: +5, Maximum MP: +100
2483	prompt barskin cloak	0		Adventures: +3
2484	nippy snakeskin duster of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Cold Damage: +10
2485	therapeutic clownskin harness of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Clowniness: 50
2486	hardened demonskin jacket of the blizzard	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Cold Spell Damage: +25
2487	boxer's hipposkin poncho	0		Muscle Percent: +10
2488	avaricious yak anorak	0		Meat Drop: +30
2489	twirling tuxedo shirt of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15
2490	mirror horrifying frosty gnauga hide vest	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Damage: +25
2491	shirt kit	0		
2492	tropical orchid	0		
2493	stick of dynamite	0		
2494	auspicious brawny Necrotelicomnicon	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Item Drop: +10
2495	olive toasty manspreader's Cookbook of the Damned	0		Monster Level: +10, Hot Damage: +5
2496	Da Vinci's savvy Sinful Desires	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Experience (Mysticality): +5
2497	molybdenum magnet	0		
2498	molybdenum hammer	0		
2499	molybdenum screwdriver	0		
2500	green molybdenum pliers	0		
2501	yellow molybdenum crescent wrench	0		
2502	Really Expensive Jewelry and You	0		Skill: "Really Expensive Jewelrycrafting"
2503	extra-fancy ring setting	0		
2504	precious piercing post	0		
2505	ghostly necklace chain	0		
2506	fuchsia beach glass bead	0		
2507	clay peace-sign bead	0		
2508	shaking padded beach glass necklace	0		Damage Absorption: +20
2509	squat avaricious peace-sign necklace	0		Meat Drop: +30
2510	lightning-fast wool round sunglasses	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Initiative: +40, Single Equip
2511	Frat Army FGF	0		
2512	blinking Hippy Army MPE	0		
2513	huge scandalous curative spark plug earring	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
2514	blinking woven baling wire bracelets of the sewer of Flo-Jo	0		Stench Damage: +25, Initiative: +100
2515	blinking inspector's grievous gearbox necklace	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Item Drop: +15
2516	cyan narrow chaotic deadly wrench bracelet	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Spell Critical Percent: +10
2517	scorching sizzling chain necklace	0		Hot Damage: 35
2518	squat miser's sawblade shield	0		Meat Drop: +10
2519	bad McMillicancuddy's Special Lager	3	decent	
2520	bad weak melted Jell-o shot	2	decent	
2521	enchanted aged bouncing squat cruelty-free wine	3	awesome	Effect: "Spookypants", Effect Duration: 30
2522	practically non-alcoholic artisanal yellow squat thistle wine	1	EPIC	
2523	squat megatofu	0		
2524	displaced fish	0		
2525	bland huge huge red fish	7	decent	
2526	snack-sized flavorless fish casserole	2	decent	
2527	moldy diet fish lasagna	1	crappy	
2528	filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif")	0		
2529	decent massive gnatloaf	10	good	
2530	stale miniature gnatloaf casserole	2	decent	
2531	yummy gnat lasagna	3	awesome	
2532	pork	0		
2533	moldy half-sized pork chop sandwiches	2	crappy	
2534	normal pork casserole	3	good	
2535	adequate blinking tumbling pork lasagna	3	good	
2536	canopic jar	0		
2537	blinking narrow spice	0		
2538	organs	0		
2539	personal trainer's Ankh of Badahnkadh	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Single Equip
2540	tomb ratchet	0		
2541	purple Mayflower bouquet	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Softcore Only, Drops Items, Last Available: "2007-05", Item Drop (sporadic): +2.5, Meat Drop (sporadic): +5
2542	pressed bouncing lesser grodulated violet	0		Effect: "Action", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2007-05"
2543	alkaline pressed tin magnolia	0		Effect: "The Moxious Madrigal", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2007-05"
2544	non-polarized ionized blurry begpwnia	0		Effect: "Super Skill", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2007-05"
2545	improved upsy daisy	0		Effect: "Poker Faced", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2007-05"
2546	dry half-orchid	0		Effect: "Mo' Hobo", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2007-05"
2547	squat knitted wholesome tin star	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Cold Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2007-05"
2548	ribald outrageous sombrero of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Sleaze Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1.5xLep, 1.5xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2007-05"
2549	Tesla studded "Humorous" T-shirt	0		Damage Absorption: +80, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2007-05"
2550	Peppercorns of Power	0		
2551	olive vial of mojo	0		
2552	reeds	0		
2553	turtle chain	0		
2554	distilled seal blood	0		
2555	high-octane olive oil	0		
2556	dog trainer's Shagadelic Disco Banjo of doom of mayonnaise	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Class: "Disco Bandit"
2557	nippy Squeezebox of the Ages of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Cold Damage: +10, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 15
2558	Chelonian Morningstar of extreme caution of incineration	0		Monster Level: -25, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
2559	blinking razor-sharp Hammer of Smiting of horror	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Class: "Seal Clubber"
2560	blurry teal supercharged 17-alarm Saucepan of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: 70, Class: "Sauceror"
2561	ruddy hardened beefy Greek Pasta Spoon of Peril	0		Muscle: +10, Damage Reduction: 3, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Class: "Pastamancer"
2562	purple half-rotten brain	0		
2563	bonesaw	0		
2564	plus-sized phylactery	0		
2565	cyan can of Ghuol-B-Gone™	0		
2566	Azazel's unicorn	0		
2567	olive Azazel's lollipop	0		
2568	wobbly Azazel's tutu	0		
2569	aerosolized unsweetened mirror ant agonist	0		Effect: "Chalky Hand", Effect Duration: 49
2570	ant hoe	0		Familiar Effect: "sleaze damage, meat", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.4
2571	ant rake	0		Familiar Effect: "hot damage, meat", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.4
2572	ant pitchfork	0		Familiar Effect: "stench damage, meat", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.4
2573	upside-down fuchsia tumbling ant sickle	0		Familiar Effect: "spooky damage, meat", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.4
2574	ant pick	0		Familiar Effect: "cold damage, meat", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.4
2575	pulsating bronzed locust	0		
2576	honey-dipped locust	0		
2577	curative cactus quill of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
2578	vibrating therapeutic Staff of the Short Order Cook of terror	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
2579	moldy big cactus fruit	5	crappy	
2580	upside-down wool brawny scorpion whip	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Cold Resistance: +1
2581	green handful of sand	0		
2582	skewed brick of sand	0		
2583	normal lime green skewed centipede eggs	3	good	
2584	Tesla wonderwall shield	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
2585	upside-down Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40
2586	wobbly General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20
2587	aromatic Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	0		Stench Resistance: +1
2588	wholesome Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10
2589	tiny decent hot date	1	good	
2590	triple-distilled lousy distilled fortified wine	6	decent	
2591	rotten tasty tart	3	crappy	
2592	Knob Goblin lunchbox	0		
2593	half-sized delicious special Knob pasty	2	awesome	Effect: "Night of the Nachos", Effect Duration: 15
2594	drinkable thermos full of Knob coffee	4	good	
2595	super-corrupted galvanized Ben-Gal™ Balm	0		Effect: "Antarctic Memories", Effect Duration: 68
2596	leathery cat skin	0		
2597	leathery bat skin	0		
2598	leathery rat skin	0		
2599	Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate	0		
2600	narrow carbonated water lily	0		
2601	perfumed toasty Staff of the Midnight Snack of bravery	0		Hot Damage: +5, Spooky Resistance: +5, Stench Resistance: +5
2602	cyan avaricious dog trainer's manspreader's Staff of Blood and Pudding	0		Monster Level: +10, Experience (familiar): +1, Meat Drop: +30
2603	tumbling smoldering box	0		
2604	jittery wholesome Tuesday's ruby	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Variable
2605	palm frond	0		
2606	squat palm-frond fan	0		
2607	blinking manspreader's palm-frond whip	0		Monster Level: +10
2608	blinking palm-frond net	0		
2609	scorching strapping palm-frond capris	0		Muscle: +5, Hot Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1.5xGhuol, cap 35"
2610	squat Samson's extra-large palm-frond toupee	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 37"
2611	Newton's palm-frond cloak	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3
2612	skewed vinyl coin purse	0		
2613	narrow lime green blinking rocky raccoon	0		
2614	teal mojo filter	0		
2615	toothsome low-calorie enchanted savoy truffle	1	awesome	Effect: "Slimily Speedy", Effect Duration: 45
2616	Magi-Wipes	0		
2617	boom	0		
2618	stiffened Iiti Kitty phone charm	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Single Equip
2619	jar of swamp gas	0		Last Available: "2007-05"
2620	special yummy unidentified jerky	3	awesome	Effect: "Sleazy Weapon", Effect Duration: 25
2621	medical-grade nasty rat mask of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xBarrr, cap 45"
2622	jittery flame-retardant ratskin belt of the businessman	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Meat Drop: +50, Single Equip
2623	frosty Fonzie's rattail whip	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Cold Spell Damage: +10
2624	foul-smelling veiny bat hat	0		Maximum HP: +10, Stench Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xVolley, cap 45"
2625	shaking executive quilted bat whip	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Meat Drop: +40
2626	dance instructor's beefy bat-ass jacket	0		Muscle: +10, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10
2627	teal electrified catskin cap	0		Item Drop: +5, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr, cap 45"
2628	shaking lime green blinking rock-hard Da Vinci's catskin buckler	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Damage Reduction: 5
2629	extremely unsafe cool tail o' nine cats	0		Moxie: +5, Weapon Damage Percent: +100
2630	Hugo's Weaving Manual	0		
2631	oxidized gremlin juice	0		Effect: "Bread-Lined", Effect Duration: 55
2632	anodized quantum teal mother's helper	0		Effect: "Stevedave's Shanty of Superiority", Effect Duration: 43
2633	careful pat-a-cake pendant of the detective	0		Monster Level: -10, Item Drop: +20
2634	mummy wrapping	0		
2635	really thick bandage	0		
2636	blurry scorching mummy mask	0		Hot Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 42"
2637	executive avaricious gauze shorts	0		Meat Drop: 70, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xGhuol, cap 42"
2638	gauze hammock	0		Bonus Resting HP: +60
2639	cherry soda	0		
2640	frightening scorching greaves	0		Hot Damage: +25, Spooky Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 40"
2641	bouncing ghostly smooth cowboy hat of extreme caution	0		Moxie: +15, Monster Level: -25, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xLep, cap 41"
2642	wicked Maxwell's Silver Hammer of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage: +5, Spell Damage Percent: +100
2643	savvy happiness	0		Mysticality Percent: +20
2644	feather	0		
2645	feather	0		
2646	frightful feather	0		
2647	fuchsia fetid feather	0		
2648	flirtatious feather	0		
2649	hardened Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Single Equip
2650	upside-down bottled pixie	0		Free Pull
2651	pulsating pixie spog	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2007-06"
2652	flavorless S.T.L.T.	3	decent	Last Available: "2007-06"
2653	rotten honey-dew	3	crappy	Last Available: "2007-06"
2654	lousy blinking Xanadian	3	decent	Last Available: "2007-06"
2655	polymerized blurry purple bottle of absinthe	0		Effect: "Stinkybeard", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2007-06"
2656	horrifying foul-smelling Drowsy Sword	0		Stench Damage: +10, Spooky Damage: +25
2657	rotten escargotsicle	3	crappy	Last Available: "2007-06"
2658	acceptable high-proof shaking olive bottle of realpagne	9	good	Last Available: "2007-06"
2659	strapping albatross necklace	0		Muscle: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2007-06"
2660	altered squat bouncing not-a-pipe	1	good	Effect: "Corona de la Salsa", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2007-06"
2661	fancy weak perfectly mixed jittery flask of Amontillado	2	EPIC	Effect: "Weasels Underfoot", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2007-06"
2662	huge green Jim Carey's ball mask	0		Monster Level: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 22", Last Available: "2007-06"
2663	nasty Can-Can skirt	0		Stench Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1.5xFairy, 2xPotato, cap 22", Last Available: "2007-06"
2664	moist sensitive poetry journal	0		Effect: "Broberry Brotality", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2007-06"
2665	quadruple-flattened bottled inspiration	0		Effect: "For Your Brain Only", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2007-06"
2666	galvanized quantum bellhop bell	0		Effect: "Balls of Ectoplasm", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2007-06"
2667	galvanized spiky collar	0		Effect: "Inebriate Pride", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2007-06"
2668	twisted can-can-in-a-can	1		Effect: "Chalked-Up Teeth", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2007-06"
2669	distilled maroon patent antipsychotics	1		Effect: "The Q Is Talking To You", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2007-06"
2670	compressed narrow Mariner's Friend cough drops	1		Last Available: "2007-06"
2671	drinkable practically non-alcoholic shot of nepenthe schnapps	1	good	Last Available: "2025-03"
2672	twirling library card	0		Last Available: "2007-06"
2673	Bohemian rhapsody	0		Last Available: "2007-06"
2674	Vulcanized tarnished bottle of cat tonic	0		Effect: "Knob Goblin Lust Frenzy", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2007-06"
2675	dehydrated skewed handful of moss	1		
2676	altered tumbling green bit-o-cactus	1		
2677	distilled protein powder	1		
2678	spectre scepter	0		
2679	ionized sparkler	0		Effect: "White Blooded", Effect Duration: 47
2680	activated frozen snake	0		Effect: "Well-preserved", Effect Duration: 21, Wiki Name: "snake"
2681	frozen frozen M-242	0		Effect: "Human-Goblin Hybrid", Effect Duration: 68
2682	huge detuned radio	0		
2683	Warehouse 23 crate	0		
2684	chaotic armgun of the early riser	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Adventures: +7
2685	seashell necklace	0		
2686	commemorative war stein	0		
2687	cyan stone frisbee	0		
2688	smelly banded personal trainer's dreadlock whip	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Damage Absorption: +100, Stench Spell Damage: +10
2689	ribald hardened beer-a-pult	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Sleaze Damage: +10
2690	cyan auspicious cast-iron legacy paddle of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Item Drop: +10
2691	big spoiled handful of nuts and berries	5	crappy	
2692	blurry aromatic driftwood sculpture of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +1
2693	wobbly mansplainer's manspreader's massive sitar	0		Monster Level: 25
2694	aromatic scorching stone baseball cap of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Hot Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, cap 48"
2695	hand-crafted triple-distilled huge cup of beer	10	EPIC	
2696	ovoid thing	0		
2697	duct tape	0		
2698	duct tape wallet	0		
2699	shaking friendly boxer's duct tape shirt	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Familiar Weight: +3
2700	olive healthy duct tape fedora of Gandalf	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xLep, cap 48"
2701	wobbly frosty duct tape sword of the detective	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Item Drop: +20
2702	blinking narrow gray scorching nippy duct tape dockers	0		Cold Damage: +10, Hot Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol, cap 48"
2703	supercool duct tape buckler	0		Moxie Percent: +20
2704	cyan shrinking powder	0		
2705	blackberry slippers of the wise owl of horror of the boozehound	0		Mysticality: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Booze Drop: +100, Single Equip
2706	shaking sizzling blackberry moccasins of the dark arts of the glutton	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Hot Damage: +10, Food Drop: +100, Single Equip
2707	gray tumbling resourceful Samson's blackberry combat boots of temperance	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Maximum MP: +50, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Single Equip
2708	anodized Vulcanized funky dried mushroom	0		Effect: "Steroid Boost", Effect Duration: 11
2709	green exotic parrot egg	0		
2710	cracker	0		Familiar Weight: +15
2711	liquefied spinning facepaint	0		Effect: "Antibiotic Saucesphere", Effect Duration: 35
2712	ionized wet blinking sheepskin diploma	0		Effect: "Your Eyes are Peeled!", Effect Duration: 47
2713	polarized pulsating Black Body™ spray	0		Effect: "Reptilian Fortitude", Effect Duration: 45
2714	floorboard cruft	0		
2715	sausage bomb	0		
2716	ghostly dog trainer's Newton's battered hubcap of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Experience (familiar): +1
2717	squat Annie Oakley's crafty hardened hood ornament	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Maximum MP: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +20
2718	spare kidney	0		
2719	horrifying razor-sharp dance instructor's hand-carved bokken	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Spooky Damage: +25
2720	smelly groovy strapping hand-carved bow	0		Muscle: +5, Moxie Percent: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +10
2721	prompt flame-wreathed clever hand-carved staff	0		Maximum MP: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Adventures: +3
2722	red fireproof double-paned frosty Temple Grandin's Staff of the Greasefire	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +5, Hot Resistance: +3
2723	tumbling aromatic gravedigger's Staff of the Grand Flambé of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +1
2724	gigantic yummy bowl of rye sprouts	6	awesome	
2725	spoiled huge cob of corn	3	crappy	
2726	flavorless bite-sized juniper berries	1	decent	
2727	moldy blinking plum	3	crappy	
2728	yummy pear	3	awesome	
2729	stale teal peach	3	decent	
2730	practically non-alcoholic aged twirling plum wine	1	awesome	
2731	lousy watered-down fancy shot of pear schnapps	2	decent	Effect: "Muscularrr", Effect Duration: 45
2732	lousy triple-distilled pulsating shot of peach schnapps	8	decent	
2733	half-sized moldy yellow bunch of square grapes	2	crappy	
2734	low-calorie flavorless bouncing brown sugar cane	1	decent	
2735	adequate sandwich of the gods	4	good	
2736	weak artisanal Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster	2	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	
2737	twisted narrow leopard-print barbell	1	good	Effect: "Adorable Lookout", Effect Duration: 5
2738	pile of smoking rags	0		
2739	wet adjusted purple panty raider camouflage	0		Effect: "Hairy Palms", Effect Duration: 55
2740	fireproof energetic Fonzie's Staff of the Walk-In Freezer	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Hot Resistance: +3
2741	practically non-alcoholic aged boilermaker	1	awesome	
2742	moldy upside-down steel lasagna	3	quest	
2743	irresponsibly strong bad steel margarita	9	quest	
2744	distilled huge steel-scented air freshener	1		
2745	tarnished electrified gremlin mutagen	0		Effect: "Bottle in front of Me", Effect Duration: 45
2746	quantum extra-potent gremlin mutagen	0		Effect: "Jittery", Effect Duration: 17
2747	narrow chunk of depleted Grimacite	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2748	studded furniture dolly	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Single Equip
2749	Sherlock's coward's Staff of the Grease Trap of the early riser	0		Monster Level: -20, Item Drop: +25, Adventures: +7
2750	maroon vibrating deadly Uranium Omega of Temperance	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Single Equip
2751	electrified Lead Zeta of Chastity of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip
2752	wobbly rosewater-soaked beefcake's Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	0		Muscle: +25, Stench Resistance: +3, Single Equip
2753	smartaleck's Zinc Delta of Tranquility of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Moxie Percent: +30, Single Equip
2754	wobbly friendly dance instructor's Nickel Gamma of Frugality	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Familiar Weight: +3, Single Equip
2755	Iron Beta of Industry of wisdom of the sweet-tooth	0		Mysticality: +15, Candy Drop: +100, Single Equip
2756	mansplainer's Copper Alpha of Sincerity of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Monster Level: +15, Single Equip
2757	flame-retardant razor-sharp Red Balloon of Valor	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Hot Resistance: +1, Single Equip
2758	bouncing energetic brawny Purple Horseshoe of Honor	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Single Equip
2759	dance instructor's Blue Diamond of Honesty of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Single Equip
2760	jittery stylish Green Clover of Justice of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Moxie: +25, Single Equip
2761	scorching cool Yellow Moon of Compassion	0		Moxie: +5, Hot Damage: +25, Single Equip
2762	aromatic wholesome Orange Star of Sacrifice	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Stench Resistance: +1, Single Equip
2763	blurry frosty wizardly Pink Heart of Spirit	0		Mysticality: +25, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
2764	spinning Socratic Order of the Silver Wossname of James Dean of the businessman	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Experience (Moxie): +3, Meat Drop: +50, Single Equip
2765	Harold's bell	0		
2766	bowling ball	0		
2767	rotten red Crimbo pie	4	crappy	
2768	adequate miniature special blinking pear tart	2	good	Effect: "Cringle's Curative Carol", Effect Duration: 35
2769	adequate jumbo peach pie	5	good	
2770	alkaline activated tumbling chunk of rock salt	0		Effect: "Meat the Flintstones", Effect Duration: 43
2771	frozen narrow bouncing handful of pine needles	0		Effect: "Astral Shell", Effect Duration: 20
2772	bouncing steamy ruby	0		
2773	tumbling glacial sapphire	0		
2774	olive unearthly onyx	0		
2775	effluvious emerald	0		
2776	tawdry amethyst	0		
2777	spinning asbestos-lined crafty filigreed hamethyst earring	0		Maximum MP: +10, Hot Resistance: +5
2778	family-friendly toasty wizardly filigreed hamethyst necklace	0		Mysticality: +25, Hot Damage: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Single Equip
2779	scorching studded filigreed hamethyst ring	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Hot Damage: +25, Item Drop: +5, Single Equip
2780	jittery wobbly Socratic cool baconstone earring of the storm	0		Moxie: +5, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Single Equip
2781	Jack Frost's razor-sharp baconstone necklace	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
2782	rock-hard baconstone ring of James Dean of Leguizamo	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Damage Reduction: 5, Monster Level: +20, Single Equip
2783	narrow huge padded pulled porquoise earring of incineration	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +50
2784	squat flame-wreathed careful pulled porquoise pendant	0		Monster Level: -10, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
2785	ribald boxer's pulled porquoise ring of the blizzard	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +10, Single Equip
2786	wobbly Temple Grandin's sage Earring of Fire	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Familiar Weight: +7, Single Equip
2787	jittery Lo Pan's Pendant of Fire of the glutton	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Food Drop: +100, Single Equip
2788	squat shellacked strapping Ring of Fire	0		Muscle: +5, Damage Reduction: 7, Single Equip
2789	frosty MacGyver's Ice-Cold Beerring	0		Maximum MP: +100, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
2790	yellow miser's Jeselnik's Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +10, Single Equip
2791	educational Ice-Cold Beer Ring of doom	0		Experience: +1, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
2792	shaking censurious rosy-cheeked Unspeakable Earring	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Single Equip
2793	bouncing crafty Choker of the Ultragoth of the detective	0		Maximum MP: +10, Item Drop: +20, Single Equip
2794	sinister The Ring of bravery	0		Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +5, Single Equip
2795	shaking teal double-paned brawny Nose Ring of Putrescence	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Cold Resistance: +5, Single Equip
2796	upside-down purple rosewater-soaked Putrid Pendant of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Stench Resistance: +3, Single Equip
2797	wobbly fuchsia shellacked Ring of the Sewer Snake of vim and vigor	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Single Equip
2798	cyan blurry bouncing friendly Mudflap-Girl Earring of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Familiar Weight: +3, Single Equip
2799	chaotic cool Mudflap-Girl Necklace	0		Moxie: +5, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Single Equip
2800	double-paned toasty Mudflap-Girl Ring	0		Hot Damage: +5, Cold Resistance: +5, Single Equip
2801	vial of Gnomochloric acid	0		
2802	flask of Gnomochloric acid	0		
2803	upside-down jug of Gnomochloric acid	0		
2804	polymerized narrow vial of hamethyst juice	0		Effect: "Burning Hands", Effect Duration: 61
2805	diffused vial of baconstone juice	0		Effect: "Badger Underfoot", Effect Duration: 57
2806	diffused denatured vial of porquoise juice	0		Effect: "Neuromancy", Effect Duration: 59
2807	chilled deionized blurry flask of hamethyst juice	0		Effect: "Mistified", Effect Duration: 52
2808	quadruple-unsweetened squat flask of baconstone juice	0		Effect: "Violent Night", Effect Duration: 26
2809	activated flask of porquoise juice	0		Effect: "Marinated", Effect Duration: 54
2810	irradiated energized jug of hamethyst juice	0		Effect: "Overstimulated", Effect Duration: 20
2811	aerosolized jug of baconstone juice	0		Effect: "Disdain of She-Who-Was", Effect Duration: 28
2812	electrified jug of porquoise juice	0		Effect: "Hobo Flavor", Effect Duration: 57
2813	boxer's Beret of courage	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Spooky Resistance: +3, Four Songs, Brimstone, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep"
2814	inspector's knitted Newton's Bludgeon	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Cold Resistance: +3, Item Drop: +15, Brimstone
2815	twirling medical-grade arcane researcher's Bunker of the blizzard	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Cold Spell Damage: +25, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Brimstone
2816	lime green prompt avaricious Boxers of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Meat Drop: +30, Adventures: +3, Brimstone, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep"
2817	studded supercool cool Brooch	0		Moxie: +5, Moxie Percent: +20, Damage Absorption: +80, Single Equip, Brimstone
2818	mansplainer's padded Herculean Bracelet	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Damage Absorption: +20, Monster Level: +15, Single Equip, Brimstone
2819	dog trainer's groovy Grimacite gasmask	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Experience (familiar): +1, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, 1.5xFairy, cap 37", Last Available: "2008-11"
2820	baleful Socratic Grimacite gat	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2008-11"
2821	shellacked Grimacite gaiters of the empath	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Familiar Weight: +5, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, 2xGhoul, cap 37", Last Available: "2008-11"
2822	Tesla Grimacite gauntlets of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2008-11"
2823	extremely unsafe slick Grimacite go-go boots	0		Moxie: +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2008-11"
2824	skewed avaricious beefcake's Grimacite girdle	0		Muscle: +25, Meat Drop: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2008-11"
2825	executive Grimacite gown	0		Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2008-11"
2826	Oprah's groovy Staff of the Kitchen Floor of the empath	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Familiar Weight: +5
2827	anniversary gift box	0		
2828	loaded dice	0		
2829	really dense meat stack	0		
2830	digital key lime	0		
2831	mirror star key lime	0		
2832	stale shaking digital key lime pie	3	decent	
2833	stale small star key lime pie	2	decent	
2834	Oprah's extremely unsafe bottle-rocket crossbow of the boozehound	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Booze Drop: +100, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire red bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire blue bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire orange bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire purple bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire black bottle-rocket", Last Available: "2007-07"
2835	indie comic hipster glasses of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2"
2836	blurry wizard action figure	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
2837	mint-condition magic wand	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2838	reassuring glowstick of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: 4, Last Available: "2007-08", Raveosity: +1
2839	banded Periodical Paintbrush	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Softcore Only
2840	bad high-proof ghostly teal bottle of cooking sherry	7	decent	
2841	decent low-calorie packet of ketchup	1	good	
2842	acceptable blurry accidental cider	3	good	
2843	flavorless dire fudgesicle	3	decent	
2844	quilted brawny slick brainy navel ring of navel gazing	0		Mysticality: +5, Moxie: +10, Muscle Percent: +20, Damage Absorption: +40, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2007-09", Item Drop (sporadic): 4.25, Meat Drop (sporadic): 4.25
2845	tumbling class five ecto-larva	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
2846	plastic bib	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2847	Dallas Dynasty Falcon Crest shield of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20
2848	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	0		
2849	spinning wobbly shrunken navigator head	0		
2850	hand-crafted moonberry wine cooler	3	EPIC	
2851	adequate fine aged cheddarwurst	3	good	
2852	branch from the Great Tree	0		
2853	Phil Bunion's axe	0		
2854	bouquet of swamp roses	0		
2855	toasty huge mosquito proboscis of the glutton	0		Hot Damage: +5, Food Drop: +100
2856	energized dry swamp lolly	0		Effect: "Strong Grip", Effect Duration: 51
2857	dry squat seegar butt	0		Effect: "Gleaming White Teeth", Effect Duration: 32
2858	ghostly bottled swamp gas	0		
2859	jittery Usain Bolt's auspicious witch wart	0		Item Drop: +10, Initiative: +80
2860	decent enchanted swamp muck	4	good	Effect: "Icy Demeanor", Effect Duration: 35
2861	family-friendly smooth leechknife of Leguizamo	0		Moxie: +15, Monster Level: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +1
2862	decomposed boot	0		
2863	ionized diffused narrow dribbly candle	0		Effect: "Stenchtastic", Effect Duration: 19
2864	stolen meatpouch	0		
2865	smartaleck's slick beaver spear	0		Moxie: +10, Moxie Percent: +30
2866	zippy shamanic beads of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Initiative: +20
2867	squat Fonzie's dilapidated wizard hat of incineration	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "cap 31"
2868	irradiated lime green pirate pamphlet	0		Effect: "Florid Cheeks", Effect Duration: 59
2869	diffused nitrogenated wobbly pirate brochure	0		Effect: "Concentration", Effect Duration: 34
2870	cold-filtered mirror pirate tract	0		Effect: "Icy Composition", Effect Duration: 40
2871	burnt flower	0		
2872	groovy weightlifter's plastic Naughty Sorceress	0		Muscle: +15, Moxie Percent: +10
2873	tumbling Socratic plastic Ed the Undying of the businessman	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Meat Drop: +50
2874	cool plastic Lord Spookyraven of the early riser	0		Moxie: +5, Adventures: +7
2875	stanky plastic Dr. Awkward	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25
2876	purple beefy plastic protector spectre	0		Muscle: +10
2877	hale plastic Baron von Ratsworth	0		Maximum HP: +20
2878	plastic Boss Bat of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
2879	squat dog trainer's plastic Knob Goblin King	0		Experience (familiar): +1
2880	bouncing wool plastic Bonerdagon	0		Cold Resistance: +1
2881	plastic The Man of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60
2882	narrow twirling scandalous plastic The Big Wisniewski	0		Sleaze Damage: +5
2883	banded plastic Felonia	0		Damage Absorption: +100
2884	frightening plastic Beelzebozo	0		Spooky Damage: +5
2885	plastic conservationist hippy of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15
2886	mirror plastic 7-foot dwarf of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25
2887	cyan personal trainer's plastic angry bugbear	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10
2888	Annie Oakley's plastic anime smiley	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20
2889	spinning nippy plastic apathetic lizardman	0		Cold Damage: +10
2890	plastic astronomer of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15
2891	tumbling fortified plastic beanbat	0		Damage Absorption: +60
2892	plastic blooper of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20
2893	smooth plastic brainsweeper	0		Moxie: +15
2894	plastic briefcase bat of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60
2895	lightning-fast plastic demoninja	0		Initiative: +40
2896	sinister plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker	0		Spell Damage: +10
2897	weightlifter's plastic drunk goat	0		Muscle: +15
2898	huge perfumed plastic fiendish can of asparagus	0		Stench Resistance: +5
2899	lime green experienced plastic Gnollish crossdresser	0		Experience: +2
2900	friendly plastic handsome mariachi	0		Familiar Weight: +3
2901	brainy plastic Knob Goblin bean counter	0		Mysticality: +5
2902	Jeselnik's plastic Knob Goblin harem girl	0		Sleaze Damage: +25
2903	Rosewater's plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist	0		Mysticality Percent: +30
2904	plastic Knott Yeti of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50
2905	flame-wreathed plastic lemon-in-the-box	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10
2906	bouncing slick plastic lobsterfrogman	0		Moxie: +10
2907	beefcake's plastic ninja snowman	0		Muscle: +25
2908	thinker's plastic Orcish Frat Boy	0		Mysticality: +10
2909	zippy plastic G Imp	0		Initiative: +20
2910	stiffened plastic goth	0		Damage Reduction: 1
2911	plastic cubist bull of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40
2912	mirror beefy plastic scary clown	0		Muscle: +10
2913	red grievous plastic smarmy pirate	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50
2914	plastic spiny skelelton of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2915	huge wobbly maroon boxer's plastic Spam Witch	0		Muscle Percent: +10
2916	plastic vampire of the ox	0		Muscle: +20
2917	ribald plastic taco cat	0		Sleaze Damage: +10
2918	reassuring plastic undead elbow macaroni	0		Spooky Resistance: +1
2919	upside-down chilly plastic warwelf	0		Cold Damage: +5
2920	olive smooth plastic whitesnake	0		Moxie: +15
2921	plastic XXX pr0n of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25
2922	ruddy plastic zmobie	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40
2923	wobbly fireproof plastic Protagonist	0		Hot Resistance: +3
2924	educational plastic Spunky Princess	0		Experience: +1
2925	frightening plastic topiary golem	0		Spooky Damage: +5
2926	steel-toed plastic senile lihc	0		Damage Reduction: 9
2927	lion tamer's plastic Iiti Kitty	0		Experience (familiar): +2
2928	wobbly plastic Gnomester Blomester of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15
2929	up-at-dawn plastic Trouser Snake	0		Adventures: +5
2930	wholesome plastic Axe Wound	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10
2931	personal trainer's plastic Hellion	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10
2932	maroon ruddy plastic Black Knight	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40
2933	cyan Sherlock's plastic pair of tweezers	0		Item Drop: +25
2934	boxer's plastic fruit golem	0		Muscle Percent: +10
2935	huge huge frightening plastic fluffy bunny	0		Spooky Damage: +5
2936	castagnets	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2937	siesta-ing Casagnova gnome	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2008-10"
2938	shaking Jacob's ladder	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2939	unemployed hunchbacked minion	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2008-10"
2940	normal Surprise Egg	3	good	
2941	flattened adjusted pulsating maroon Steal This Candy	0		Effect: "Sweet Incentive", Effect Duration: 38
2942	magnetized chocolate filthy lucre	0		Effect: "Astral Shell", Effect Duration: 35
2943	nitrogenated dry Angry Farmer's Wife Candy	0		Effect: "Vinegavotte", Effect Duration: 32
2945	dance instructor's party hat of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Familiar Effect: "4xLep, cap 7"
2946	wobbly blurry olive toasty V for Vivala mask of doom	0		Hot Damage: +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Combat Item Damage Percent: 50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Creepy Grin", Last Available: "2007-11"
2947	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	0		
2948	smooth shot of rotgut	3	awesome	
2949	ionized jar of "Creole Lady" marrrmalade	0		Effect: "Pasty", Effect Duration: 54
2950	Cap'm Caronch's Map	0		
2951	bouncing Orcish Frat House blueprints	0		
2952	Sherlock's wholesome glowstick	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2007-11", Raveosity: +1
2953	charrrm bracelet	0		
2954	tip jar of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60
2955	rotten narrow yam candy	4	crappy	
2956	twirling green cocktail napkin	0		
2957	skewed rum barrel charrrm	0		
2958	moldy tube of cranberry Go-Goo	3	crappy	
2959	wobbly jittery stanky rum barrel charrrm bracelet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25
2960	spoiled low-calorie single-serving herbal stuffing	1	crappy	
2961	fancy tiny rotten packet of tofurkey gravy	1	crappy	Effect: "Fangs and Pangs", Effect Duration: 10
2962	spoiled gray tofurkey nugget	3	crappy	
2963	rigging shampoo	0		
2964	ball polish	0		
2965	gray mizzenmast mop	0		
2966	upside-down Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste	0		
2967	ionized blurry Swabbie™ swab	0		Effect: "Crimbo Epiphany", Effect Duration: 28
2968	boiled shaking yellow Oil of Parrrlay	0		Effect: "Stone-Faced", Effect Duration: 59
2969	huge flavorless creamsicle	6	decent	
2970	practically non-alcoholic perfectly mixed cream stout	1	EPIC	
2971	nippy personal trainer's curmudgel	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Cold Damage: +10
2972	grumpy man charrrm	0		
2973	grumpy man charrrm bracelet of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Single Equip
2974	red tarrrnish charrrm	0		
2975	huge nasty slick tarrrnished charrrm bracelet	0		Moxie: +10, Stench Damage: +5, Single Equip
2976	lousy twirling bilge wine	4	decent	
2977	tumbling extremely unsafe witty rapier	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100
2978	jittery rock-hard padded yohohoyo	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Damage Reduction: 5
2979	pressed fish-liver oil	0		Effect: "Eau de Tortue", Effect Duration: 37
2980	booty chest charrrm	0		
2981	wool booty chest charrrm bracelet	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Single Equip
2982	spinning cannonball charrrm	0		
2983	cannonball charrrm bracelet	0		Single Equip, Sporadic Thorns: 0.25
2984	maroon mirror copper ha'penny charrrm	0		
2985	squat vibrating copper ha'penny charrrm bracelet	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10
2986	spinning tongue charrrm	0		
2987	scorching tongue charrrm bracelet of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Hot Damage: +25, Single Equip
2988	bit of clingfilm	0		
2989	supercool clingfilm trousers	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xPotato, cap 37"
2990	manspreader's sage clingfilm cap	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Monster Level: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, cap 37"
2991	narrow friendly clingfilm slippers	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Single Equip
2992	clingfilm tangle	0		
2993	moldy vinegar-soaked lemon slice	4	crappy	
2994	quantum frozen blinking true grit	0		Effect: "Omphalotus Omnipresence", Effect Duration: 34
2995	avaricious careful buoybottoms of Flo-Jo	0		Monster Level: -10, Meat Drop: +30, Initiative: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xLep, cap 37"
2996	lion tamer's grungy flannel shirt	0		Experience (familiar): +2
2997	nasty Da Vinci's grungy bandana	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Stench Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 0.5xPotato, cap 37"
2998	blurry grassy cutlass of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50
2999	Cap'm Caronch's nasty booty	0		
3000	Cap'm Caronch's dentures	0		
3001	personal trainer's pegleg	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Single Equip
3002	arcane researcher's lamé pants	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, 1xLep, cap 25"
3003	smartaleck's enormous hoop earring	0		Moxie Percent: +30
3004	blinking Jack Frost's strapping costume sword	0		Muscle: +5, Cold Spell Damage: +50
3005	rainbow pearl	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3006	Herculean cool rainbow pearl earring	0		Moxie: +5, Experience (Muscle): +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2007-12"
3007	resourceful rainbow pearl necklace of extreme caution	0		Maximum MP: +50, Monster Level: -25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2007-12"
3008	wobbly shaking flame-wreathed rainbow pearl ring of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2007-12"
3009	olive electrified wizardly Idol of Ak'gyxoth	0		Mysticality: +25, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
3010	shaking brawny Emblem of Ak'gyxoth of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Muscle Percent: +20
3011	sinister altar fragment	0		
3012	shimmering rainbow sand	0		
3013	simple key	0		
3014	ornate key	0		
3015	gilded key	0		
3016	foot locker	0		
3017	blurry ornate chest	0		
3018	gilded chest	0		
3019	all-purpose cleaner	0		
3020	handful of sawdust	0		
3021	spinning stone triangle	0		
3022	medium stone triangle	0		
3023	small stone triangle	0		
3024	stone pyramid	0		
3025	artisanal fancy corpse on the beach	4	EPIC	Effect: "Dilated Pupils", Effect Duration: 30
3026	enchanted drinkable corpsetini	3	good	Effect: "Celestial Body", Effect Duration: 15
3027	strong mediocre corpsedriver	5	decent	
3028	lousy fortified Corpse Island iced tea	5	decent	
3029	watered-down lousy upside-down red-headed corpse	2	decent	
3030	hand-crafted watered-down maroon kamicorpse-ee	2	EPIC	
3031	drinkable corpsel	3	good	
3032	practically non-alcoholic drinkable upside-down corpsebite	1	good	
3033	Samson's pirate fledges	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Look like a Pirate
3034	fuchsia piece of thirteen	0		
3035	decent pearl onion	3	good	
3036	bland thick sea biscuit	5	decent	
3037	delicious blurry bottle of rum	3	awesome	
3038	perfectly mixed teal bottle of black-label rum	4	EPIC	
3039	cannonball	0		
3040	voodoo skull	0		
3041	joke scroll	0		
3042	Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E.	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
3043	metallic foil bow	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
3044	gray jittery metallic foil radar dish	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Equips On: "Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E.", Last Available: "2011-12"
3045	decent nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear	3	good	Last Available: "2007-12"
3046	bland nanite-infested candy cane	3	decent	Last Available: "2020-09"
3047	moldy nanite-infested fruitcake	3	crappy	Last Available: "2007-12"
3048	boozy aged nanite-infested eggnog	5	awesome	Last Available: "2007-12"
3049	El Vibrato power sphere	0		
3050	stiffened eyepatch	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xBarrr"
3051	skewed cutlass of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3
3052	weightlifter's breeches	0		Muscle: +15, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xPotato"
3053	mood ring	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
3054	triple-flattened dry candy heart	0		Effect: "Twinkly Weapon", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2007-02"
3055	frozen squat cymbal syrup	0		Free Pull, Effect: "On a Roll", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2007-02"
3056	huge skewed metallic foil cat ears of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Alters Page Text, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 7", Last Available: "2007-02"
3057	blurry nanofiber cloth	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3058	iGoogly	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3059	theoretical string	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3060	synthetic stuffing	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3061	toy hoverpad	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3062	LED block	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3063	tumbling gyroscope	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
3064	perfumed cyborg doll	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2007-12"
3065	skewed twirling buckyball	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
3066	toy maglev monorail of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2007-12"
3067	dollhive	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3068	toy deathbot	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3069	jittery skewed laser cannon	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3070	wobbly plexifoam chin strap	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3071	silicon-infused gluteal shield	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3072	shaking carbonite visor	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3073	red skewed blurry set of Unobtainium straps	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3074	polymorphic fastening apparatus	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3075	General Assembly Module	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3076	laser targeting chip	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3077	narrow hi-density nylocite leg armor	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3078	twirling kevlateflocite helmet	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3079	Bulky Buddy Box	0		Last Available: "2007-12", Wiki Name: "Bulky Buddy Box (hatchling)"
3080	teddy borg	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3081	double-paned marionette collective	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2007-12"
3082	tumbling monomolecular yo-yo	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
3083	gray blob	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3084	blue wool borg sock monkey	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2007-12"
3085	occult roboduck-on-a-string of the empath	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2007-12"
3086	twirling huge mylar scout drone	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3087	upside-down teddy borg sewing kit	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3088	tumbling wobbly frosty steel-toed biomechanical crimborg helmet	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 37", Last Available: "2007-12"
3089	resourceful C.B.F.G. of the businessman	0		Maximum MP: +50, Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2007-12"
3090	fireproof biomechanical crimborg leg armor of the glutton	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Food Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1.5xGhuol, cap 37", Last Available: "2007-12"
3091	magnetized corrupted yellow vitachoconutriment capsule	0		Effect: "Slightly Mutated", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2007-12"
3092	twirling huge Socratic handmade hobby horse	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Last Available: "2007-12"
3093	red lion tamer's ball-in-a-cup	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Last Available: "2007-12"
3094	tumbling supercool set of jacks	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Last Available: "2007-12"
3095	rotten snack-sized laser-broiled pear	2	crappy	Last Available: "2007-12"
3096	spinning upside-down friendly brawny polyalloy shield	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2007-12"
3097	fish scaler	0		Last Available: "2007-12", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.33
3098	killing feather	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3099	huge ring	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3100	robotronic egg	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3101	upside-down rogue swarmer	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3102	sawblade fragment	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3103	unstable laser battery	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3104	shaking careful vibrating cyborg knife of bravery	0		Monster Level: -10, Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2007-12"
3105	careful hardy immense cyborg hand	0		Maximum HP: +50, Monster Level: -10, Last Available: "2007-12"
3106	gray Jack Frost's chilly smartaleck's cyborg stompin' boot	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Cold Damage: +5, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2007-12"
3107	deactivated RoboGoose	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3108	overclocked avian microprocessor	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2007-12"
3109	twirling Miniborg stomper	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3110	Miniborg strangler	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3111	huge Miniborg laser	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3112	Miniborg beeper	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3113	shaking yellow Miniborg hiveminder	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3114	Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3115	old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3116	Hodgman	0		
3117	Libram of Divine Favors	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12", Skill: "Summon Party Favor"
3118	divine noisemaker	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3119	skewed divine can of silly string	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3120	divine blowout	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3121	divine champagne popper	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3122	divine cracker	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3123	divine champagne flute	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3124	polarized deionized fruitfilm	0		Effect: "Empathy", Effect Duration: 51
3125	cold-filtered piece of after eight	0		Effect: "Proprie Tea", Effect Duration: 54
3126	olive hobo nickel	0		
3127	tumbling sandcastle	0		
3128	marshmallow	0		
3129	normal squat roasted marshmallow	4	good	
3130	narrow disc	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3131	bite-sized toothsome enchanted tin cup of mulligan stew	1	awesome	Effect: "Over-Familiar With Dactyls", Effect Duration: 25
3132	scandalous coward's flamin' bindle	0		Monster Level: -20, Sleaze Damage: +5
3133	clever crafty freezin' bindle	0		Maximum MP: 30
3134	twirling censurious flame-wreathed stinkin' bindle	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +3
3135	green veiny bindle of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Maximum HP: +10
3136	blurry twirling coward's sleazy bindle of the brazier	0		Monster Level: -20, Hot Spell Damage: +25
3137	educational 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	0		Experience: +1
3138	friendly Hodgman's whackin' stick	0		Familiar Weight: +3
3139	olive supercharged rock-hard Hodgman's imaginary hamster	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Maximum MP Percent: +30
3140	soft shoes	0		Single Equip
3141	green wicked panhandle panhandling hat	0		Spell Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
3142	wobbly brainy cup of infinite pencils	0		Mysticality: +5, Damage Aura: 1
3143	rosy-cheeked beefy Hodgman's disgusting technicolor overcoat	0		Muscle: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +30
3144	gray a torn paper strip	0		
3145	El Vibrato translator	0		
3146	narrow El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)"
3147	El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)"
3148	El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)"
3149	wobbly El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)"
3150	El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)"
3151	El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)"
3152	shaking El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)"
3153	El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)"
3154	El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)"
3155	El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)"
3156	El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes)"
3157	blurry El Vibrato drone	0		
3158	sparking El Vibrato drone	0		
3159	flattened concentrated improved warm El Vibrato drone	0		Effect: "Cool, Catlike", Effect Duration: 61
3160	unsweetened quantum humming El Vibrato drone	0		Effect: "Unusual Fashion Sense", Effect Duration: 32
3161	polymerized El Vibrato drone	0		Effect: "The Magic of Sharing", Effect Duration: 58
3162	blurry El Vibrato helmet	0		Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato, 1xFairy"
3163	El Vibrato energy spear	0		
3164	El Vibrato leg guards	0		Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xGhuol"
3165	broken El Vibrato drone	0		
3166	spinning narrow repaired El Vibrato drone	0		
3167	huge augmented El Vibrato drone	0		
3168	super-pickled ghostly seal eyeball	0		Effect: "Prideful Strut", Effect Duration: 22
3169	flavorless jittery turtle soup	3	decent	Effect: "[598]A Little Bit Evil"
3170	teal evil noodles	0		
3171	narrow tumbling nauseating reagent	0		
3172	groovy evil paper umbrella	0		Moxie Percent: +10
3173	triple-modified chilled pulsating evil vihuela	0		Effect: "Busy Bein' Delicious", Effect Duration: 26
3174	yummy evil boring spaghetti	3	awesome	
3175	fancy bland evil noodles	3	decent	Effect: "Buttermilk Boogie", Effect Duration: 10
3176	moldy evil noodles	3	crappy	
3177	adequate evil painful penne pasta	4	good	
3178	enchanted adequate small 3vi1 pr0n m4nic0tti	2	good	Effect: "Bored Stiff", Effect Duration: 35
3179	low-calorie stale wobbly evil ravioli della hippy	1	decent	
3180	delicious small fuchsia pulsating evil noodles	2	awesome	
3181	irradiated evil potion of potency	0		Effect: "Stinky Weapon", Effect Duration: 17
3182	quadruple-dry deionized evil libation of liveliness	0		Effect: "Concentration", Effect Duration: 16
3183	Vulcanized boiled narrow evil tomato juice of powerful power	0		Effect: "Full-Body Tan", Effect Duration: 37
3184	double-adjusted modified wobbly evil eyedrops of the ermine	0		Effect: "Hair on Your Chest", Effect Duration: 39
3185	liquefied evil ointment of the occult	0		Effect: "Ancestral Disapproval", Effect Duration: 33
3186	dry ghostly evil serum of sarcasm	0		Effect: "Human-Penguin Hybrid", Effect Duration: 24
3187	ionized energized pulsating red evil philter of phorce	0		Effect: "Coal-Powered", Effect Duration: 27
3188	practically non-alcoholic bad an evil sump'm sump'm	1	decent	
3189	watered-down tolerable evil ducha de oro	2	good	
3190	bad watered-down enchanted evil horizontal tango	2	decent	Effect: "Egg-stortionary Tactics", Effect Duration: 20
3191	smooth evil roll in the hay	4	awesome	
3192	squat naughty origami kit	0		Last Available: "2008-02"
3193	lime green naughty fortune teller	0		Softcore Only, Last Available: "2008-02"
3194	origami "gentlemen's" magazine	0		Softcore Only, Last Available: "2008-02"
3195	upside-down naughty paper shuriken	0		Last Available: "2008-02"
3196	blue narrow origami pasties of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2008-02"
3197	up-at-dawn greasy experienced origami riding crop	0		Experience: +2, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Adventures: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2008-02"
3198	El Vibrato trapezoid	0		
3199	lump of coal	0		
3200	upside-down lump of diamond	0		
3201	thick padded envelope	0		
3202	Lo Pan's supercharged quilted KoL Con IV Pole	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Last Available: "2007-09"
3203	ghostly dwarvish magazine	0		
3204	dwarvish war helmet	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 41"
3205	dwarvish war mattock	0		
3206	blinking dwarvish war kilt	0		Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 41"
3207	dwarvish punchcard	0		
3208	maroon small laminated card	0		
3209	laminated card	0		
3210	blinking teal notbig laminated card	0		
3211	wobbly unlarge laminated card	0		
3212	dwarvish document	0		
3213	dwarvish paper	0		
3214	dwarvish parchment	0		
3215	overcharged El Vibrato power sphere	0		
3216	Fly-By-Knight Heraldry form	0		Free Pull
3217	fuchsia El Vibrato Megadrone	0		
3218	smooth glowstick of the glutton	0		Moxie: +15, Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2008-02", Raveosity: +1
3219	blurry sane hatrack	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
3220	shaking hobo code binder	0		Free Pull
3221	skewed cyan gator skin	0		
3222	quilted Rosewater's gatorskin umbrella	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Damage Absorption: +40
3223	sewer nuggets	0		
3224	sewer wad	0		
3225	bad bottle of sewage schnapps	4	decent	
3226	weak bad bottle of Ooze-O	2	decent	
3227	decent narrow C.H.U.M. chum	3	good	
3228	flavorless unfortunate dumplings	3	decent	
3229	decaying goldfish liver	0		
3230	non-chilled diffused upside-down oil of oiliness	0		Effect: "On the Shoulders of Giants", Effect Duration: 58
3231	tattered paper crown of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Familiar Effect: "1xSombrero, cap 15"
3232	spoiled half-sized enchanted twirling vanilla-frosted king cake	2	crappy	Effect: "Orchid Blood", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2008-03"
3233	gray twirling inflatable duck	0		
3234	cyan water wings	0		Wiki Name: "water wings"
3235	lime green noodle	0		
3236	Kissin' Cousins	0		Skill: "Awesome Balls of Fire"
3237	blurry Tales from the Fireside	0		Skill: "Conjure Relaxing Campfire"
3238	blinking Blizzards I Have Died In	0		Skill: "Snowclone"
3239	Maxing, Relaxing	0		Skill: "Maximum Chill"
3240	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	0		Skill: "Eggsplosion"
3241	twirling Travels with Jerry	0		Skill: "Mudbath"
3242	Let Me Be!	0		Skill: "Raise Backup Dancer"
3243	gray Asleep in the Cemetery	0		Skill: "Creepy Lullaby"
3244	Summer Nights	0		Skill: "Grease Lightning"
3245	Sensual Massage for Creeps	0		Skill: "Inappropriate Backrub"
3246	nasty rosy-cheeked Ol' Scratch's ol' britches	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Stench Damage: +5, Class: "Sauceror", Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xPotato"
3247	twirling prompt razor-sharp Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Adventures: +3, Class: "Sauceror", Familiar Effect: "hot atk"
3248	jittery ribald coward's Tesla Ol' Scratch's ash can	0		Monster Level: -20, Sleaze Damage: +10, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Class: "Sauceror"
3249	twirling Fonzie's pink plastic baby	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2008-03"
3250	squat sausage	0		
3251	nippy hardened Frosty's silk hat	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Cold Damage: +10, Class: "Seal Clubber", Familiar Effect: "cold atk"
3252	double-paned Herculean Frosty's carrot	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Cold Resistance: +5, Class: "Seal Clubber", Single Equip
3253	wobbly family-friendly coward's wholesome Frosty's nailbat	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Monster Level: -20, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3254	steel-toed Oscus's pelt of incineration	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Class: "Pastamancer", Single Equip
3255	greedy arcane researcher's Fonzie's Wand of Oscus	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Meat Drop: +20, Class: "Pastamancer"
3256	coward's shellacked Oscus's dumpster waders	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Monster Level: -20, Class: "Pastamancer", Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xBarrr"
3257	blurry Zombo's skullcap of the cougar of the dark arts	0		Moxie: +20, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "spooky atk"
3258	tumbling sage slick Zombo's shield of the dark arts	0		Moxie: +10, Mysticality Percent: +10, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
3259	Zombo's grievous greaves of chilblains of bravery	0		Cold Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +5, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xBarrr"
3260	ghostly teal zippy double-paned crafty Chester's moustache	0		Maximum MP: +10, Cold Resistance: +5, Initiative: +20, Class: "Disco Bandit", Single Equip
3261	dog trainer's quilted Chester's bag of candy	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Experience (familiar): +1, Class: "Disco Bandit"
3262	foul-smelling Samson's Chester's cutoffs	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Stench Damage: +10, Class: "Disco Bandit", Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1.5xGhuol"
3263	squat Sp'n-Zor's Grimoire of "Tasteful" Gifts	0		Last Available: "2008-04", Skill: "Summon Tasteful Items"
3264	candygram	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3265	bag of Crotchety Pine saplings	0		
3266	bag of Saccharine Maple saplings	0		
3267	upside-down blurry bag of Laughing Willow saplings	0		
3268	diffused alkaline Vulcanized spinning spinning handful of Crotchety Pine needles	0		Effect: "Vanity Rage", Effect Duration: 15
3269	pickled pressed twirling lump of Saccharine Maple sap	0		Effect: "Healthy Red Glow", Effect Duration: 11
3270	pickled electrified fuchsia squat handful of Laughing Willow bark	0		Effect: "Blessing of the Hot Linguine", Effect Duration: 50
3271	brainy crotchety pants	0		Mysticality: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Put Down Roots", Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 2xGhuol, cap 18"
3272	crafty Saccharine Maple pendant	0		Maximum MP: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spray Sap"
3273	supercool willowy bonnet	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Rouse Sapling", Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 18"
3274	flavored foot massage oil	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3275	dart	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3276	black-and-blue light	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3277	green Loudmouth Larry Lamprey	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3278	electrified studded belt	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2008-04"
3279	personal massager	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3280	personalized coffee mug	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2008-04"
3281	twirling plasma ball	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3282	stick-on eyebrow piercing of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Last Available: "2008-04"
3283	delicious low-calorie spinning salad	1	awesome	
3284	Temple Grandin's veiny C.H.U.M. lantern	0		Maximum HP: +10, Familiar Weight: +7
3285	C.H.U.M. knife of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50
3286	Sherlock's Frosty's snowball sack	0		Item Drop: +25
3287	bouncing huge quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3288	shimmering tendrils	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3289	scintillating powder	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3290	abandoned candy	0		
3291	secret tropical island volcano lair map	0		
3292	adorable seal larva	0		
3293	untamable turtle	0		
3294	huge macaroni duck	0		
3295	tumbling friendly cheez blob	0		
3296	unusual disco ball	0		
3297	stray chihuahua	0		
3298	purple pretty pink bow	0		
3299	yellow smiley-face sticker	0		
3300	farfalle bow tie	0		
3301	fuchsia wobbly jalapeño slices	0		
3302	stick-on mini solar panels	0		
3303	sombrero	0		Sombrero Bonus: +10
3304	huge Argarggagarg's fang	0		
3305	blinking Safari Jack's moustache	0		
3306	Yakisoba's hat	0		
3307	Heimandatz's heart	0		
3308	Jocko Homo's head	0		
3309	jittery fuchsia The Mariachi's guitar case	0		
3310	greasy sealskin drum	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3311	shaking cool washboard shield	0		Moxie: +5, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
3312	Da Vinci's spaghetti-box banjo	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Class: "Pastamancer"
3313	family-friendly marinara jug	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Class: "Sauceror"
3314	Annie Oakley's makeshift castanets	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Class: "Disco Bandit"
3315	left-handed melodica of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Class: "Accordion Thief"
3316	altered mirror epic wad	1	decent	
3317	spinning strapping bottlecap	0		Muscle: +5, Single Equip
3318	experienced corncob pipe	0		Experience: +2, Single Equip
3319	maroon Rosewater's Mr. Joe's bangles	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Single Equip
3320	experienced frayed rope belt	0		Experience: +2, Single Equip
3321	packet of mayfly bait	0		Last Available: "2008-05"
3322	blue inspector's mayfly bait necklace of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Item Drop: +15, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Summon Mayfly Swarm", Last Available: "2008-05"
3323	gray Ol' Scratch's salad fork	0		
3324	bouncing Frosty's frosty mug	0		
3325	mediocre watered-down jar of fermented pickle juice	2	decent	
3326	modified twirling voodoo snuff	1	EPIC	
3327	diet decent blurry extra-greasy slider	1	good	
3328	crumpled felt fedora of James Dean of chilblains	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Cold Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "0.75xVolley, 0.75xLep"
3329	boxer's weightlifter's battered top-hat	0		Muscle: +15, Muscle Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "0.5xVolley, 0.75xFairy"
3330	hardy shapeless wide-brimmed hat of the detective	0		Maximum HP: +50, Item Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "0.75xLep, 0.75xFairy"
3331	upside-down maroon fireproof lard-coated mostly rat-hide leggings	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xPotato"
3332	pulsating reassuring banded hobo dungarees	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Spooky Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "0.5xVolley, 1xPotato"
3333	nasty crafty patched suit-pants	0		Maximum MP: +10, Stench Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 0.5xFairy"
3334	hobo stogie	0		Single Equip
3335	rope with some soap on it	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Single Equip
3336	shaking dead guy's piece of double-sided tape	0		
3337	pulsating aromatic dance instructor's dead guy's memento	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Stench Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Nonstackable Watch
3338	stale gray blurry banquet	4	decent	
3339	tumbling sharpened hubcap	0		
3340	bouncing very caltrop	0		
3341	shaking The Six-Pack of Pain	0		
3342	jittery hobo monkey	0		
3343	maroon bindle	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3344	green bed of coals	0		
3345	squat air mattress	0		
3346	filth-encrusted futon	0		
3347	comfy coffin	0		
3348	mattress	0		
3349	dinged-up triangle	0		
3350	hand-crafted Ralph IX cognac	4	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	
3351	llama lama cria	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2008-06"
3352	zen motorcycle	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3353	oxidized quadruple-galvanized teal llama lama gong	0		Effect: "Egg-stra Arm", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2008-06"
3354	big adequate banana-frosted king cake	5	good	Last Available: "2008-08"
3355	lime green scandalous brown plastic baby	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2008-08"
3356	plump juicy grub	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3357	shimmering moth	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3358	delectable fire ant	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3359	teal scrumptious ice ant	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3360	stinkbug	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3361	yummy death watch beetle	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3362	narrow tasty louse	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3363	moldy massive mole molé	9	crappy	Last Available: "2008-06"
3364	perfectly mixed Morlock's Mark Bourbon	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2008-06"
3365	non-pickled Climate Colada	0		Effect: "Pisces in the Skyces", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2008-06"
3366	frozen huge huge digital underground potion	0		Effect: "Meatwise", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2008-06"
3367	interesting-looking twig	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3368	vaporized narrow glimmering roc feather	1	awesome	Last Available: "2008-06"
3369	mixed yellow glimmering phoenix feather	1		Effect: "Salt Rockin'", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2008-06"
3370	pickled jittery glimmering penguin feather	1		Effect: "Tin, Man", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2008-06"
3371	diluted wobbly glimmering buzzard feather	1		Last Available: "2008-06"
3372	boiled spinning bouncing glimmering raven feather	1		Effect: "Vitamin-Maxed", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2008-06"
3373	pickled twirling olive glimmering great tit feather	1		Last Available: "2008-06"
3374	house of twigs and spit	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3375	The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder	0		Skill: "The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder"
3376	Benetton's Medley of Diversity	0		Skill: "Benetton's Medley of Diversity"
3377	gray jittery Elron's Explosive Etude	0		Skill: "Elron's Explosive Etude"
3378	Chorale of Companionship	0		Skill: "Chorale of Companionship"
3379	Prelude of Precision	0		Skill: "Prelude of Precision"
3380	curative Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
3381	boxer's Ol' Scratch's stove door	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Thorns: 1
3382	reassuring hardened Ol' Scratch's manacles of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Damage Reduction: 3, Spooky Resistance: +1, Single Equip
3383	Van der Graaf Chester's sunglasses of extreme caution of courage	0		Monster Level: -25, Spooky Resistance: +3, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip
3384	dangerous Chester's muscle shirt of temperance	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +5
3385	Tesla Chester's Aquarius medallion of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip
3386	vibrating curative Zombo's shoulder blade	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
3387	wool deadly Zombo's skull ring	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Cold Resistance: +1, Single Equip
3388	Zombo's empty eye	0		
3389	grievous deadly Frosty's arm	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Weapon Damage Percent: +50
3390	smelly banded brainy Staff of the Deepest Freeze	0		Mysticality: +5, Damage Absorption: +100, Stench Spell Damage: +10
3391	Frosty's iceball	0		
3392	Oscus's garbage can lid of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Thorns: 1
3393	spinning Oscus's neverending soda	0		
3394	shaking flame-wreathed ruddy Oscus's flypaper pants	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xPotato"
3395	wobbly greedy MacGyver's Hodgman's porkpie hat	0		Maximum MP: +100, Meat Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, 0.5xVolley, 0.5xFairy"
3396	aromatic rock-hard Hodgman's lobsterskin pants	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Stench Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato"
3397	rosy-cheeked weightlifter's Hodgman's bow tie	0		Muscle: +15, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Single Equip
3398	weak bad squat Hodgman's blanket	2	decent	
3399	delicious fancy jar of squeeze	3	awesome	Effect: "Rainbow Bright", Effect Duration: 30
3400	tiny moldy wobbly bowl of fishysoisse	1	crappy	
3401	chilled jittery deadly lampshade	0		Effect: "Gummiskin", Effect Duration: 32
3402	moist frozen concentrated garbage juice	0		Effect: "Dexteri Tea", Effect Duration: 18
3403	cyan lewd playing card	0		
3404	Sherlock's nippy crafty deck of lewd playing cards	0		Maximum MP: +10, Cold Damage: +10, Item Drop: +25
3405	bouncing Hodgman's sock of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50, Single Equip
3406	tumbling fortified Hodgman's varcolac paw	0		Damage Absorption: +60
3407	tumbling double-paned Hodgman's almanac	0		Cold Resistance: +5
3408	pulsating Hodgman's harmonica of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25
3409	chilly Hodgman's garbage sticker	0		Cold Damage: +5
3410	Temple Grandin's Hodgman's detector	0		Familiar Weight: +7
3411	narrow sharpshooter's Hodgman's cane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10
3412	Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times	0		Skill: "Natural Born Scrabbler"
3413	blue blinking Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics	0		Skill: "Thrift and Grift"
3414	gray Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin	0		Skill: "Abs of Tin"
3415	purple Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top	0		Skill: "Marginally Insane"
3416	hobo fortress blueprints	0		
3421	box of fireworks	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire off a Roman Candle", Last Available: "2008-07", Item Drop (sporadic): +12.5
3422	activated adjusted galvanized mirror sterno-flavored Hob-O	0		Effect: "Mariachi Mood", Effect Duration: 62
3423	aerosolized frostbite-flavored Hob-O	0		Effect: "Seriously Mutated", Effect Duration: 12
3424	activated alkaline fry-oil-flavored Hob-O	0		Effect: "Really Deep Breath", Effect Duration: 62
3425	ionized spinning garbage-juice-flavored Hob-O	0		Effect: "'Roids of the Rhinoceros", Effect Duration: 36
3426	adjusted anodized strawberry-flavored Hob-O	0		Effect: "Meat the Flintstones", Effect Duration: 53
3427	huge roll of Hob-Os	0		
3428	cold-filtered wet bouncing Everlasting Deckswabber	0		Effect: "Crimbo Nostalgia", Effect Duration: 63
3430	mirror upside-down bindle of joy	0		
3431	spinning upside-down cotton candy cocoon	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2008-08"
3432	teal cotton candy cordial	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2008-08"
3433	spice melange	0		
3434	mirror rattling cigar box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
3435	twirling Fonzie's Rosewater's stirring stick	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Experience (Moxie): +1
3436	Temple Grandin's shellacked strapping Staff of the Teapot Tempest	0		Muscle: +5, Damage Reduction: 7, Familiar Weight: +7
3437	spinning blinking toasty rosy-cheeked Staff of the Black Kettle of the brazier	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Hot Damage: +5, Hot Spell Damage: +25
3438	maroon dangerous Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron of vim and vigor of Flo-Jo	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Initiative: +100
3439	Rainbow's Gravity	0		Skill: "Rainbow Gravitation", Last Available: "2008-07"
3440	mixed prismatic wad	1	good	Effect: "Eye of the Lihc", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2008-07"
3441	jittery vibrating club of the five seasons	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2008-07"
3442	upside-down prompt rainbow crossbow	0		Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2008-07"
3443	kitten	0		
3444	wool webbed comic mask	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 2"
3445	jittery Junior Adventurer's kit	0		
3446	groovy prism necklace	0		Single Equip, Sporadic Thorns: 2.5
3447	Herculean experienced six-rainbow shield	0		Experience: +2, Experience (Muscle): +1, Last Available: "2008-07"
3448	rainbow bomb	0		Last Available: "2008-07"
3449	cotton candy cone	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3450	cotton candy pinch	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3451	cotton candy smidgen	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3452	cotton candy skoshe	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3453	fuchsia cotton candy plug	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3454	cotton candy pillow	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3455	cotton candy bale	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3456	dog trainer's trusty torch	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Last Available: "2011-12"
3457	fuchsia ghostly Junior Adventurer's merit badge of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Single Equip
3458	non-diffused galvanized STYX deodorant body spray	0		Effect: "Leash of Linguini", Effect Duration: 38
3459	aged weak narrow white-label gin	2	awesome	
3460	toothsome tin rations	4	awesome	
3461	fuchsia haiku challenge map	0		
3462	terrible poem	0		
3463	tolerable upside-down mirror bottle of sake	3	good	
3464	sage round pebble	0		Mysticality Percent: +10
3465	spoiled diet Bash-Ōs cereal	1	crappy	Wiki Name: "Bash-Os cereal"
3466	narrow scorching Newton's supercool haiku katana	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Hot Damage: +25, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spring Raindrop Attack", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Summer Siesta", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Falling Leaf Whirlwind", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Winter's Bite Technique", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "The 17 Cuts", Last Available: "2008-09"
3467	bargain flash powder	0		
3468	plastic baby of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2008-12"
3469	delicious blueberry-frosted king cake	3	awesome	Last Available: "2008-12"
3470	bitty bathysphere	0		Familiar Weight: -20, Underwater Familiar, Familiar Effect: "adventure underwater"
3471	twirling damp boot	0		
3472	teal ruddy wholesome Seasonal Beret of Calamity Jane	0		Maximum HP Percent: 50, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 25"
3473	teal Bash-Ōs boxtop	0		Wiki Name: "Bash-Os boxtop"
3474	anodized denatured shaking cranberry cordial	0		Effect: "You Ate Some Hemp Candy", Effect Duration: 25
3475	corrupted tumbling blackberry polite	0		Effect: "Red Around the Gills", Effect Duration: 33
3476	energized Vulcanized tumbling yellow plum lozenge	0		Effect: "Loco Motives", Effect Duration: 64
3477	activated alkaline pear lozenge	0		Effect: "Pumped Up", Effect Duration: 52
3478	diffused wobbly peach lozenge	0		Effect: "It's Electric!", Effect Duration: 55
3479	mirror balloon shield	0		Thorns: 1
3480	upside-down spot	0		
3481	tumbling uniclops egg	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2009-10"
3482	passed-out psychedelic bear	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2009-10"
3483	psychedelic bubble wand	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3484	eye 'n' horn shampoo	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3485	denatured warmed blue glittery mascara	0		Effect: "Warm Belly", Effect Duration: 54
3486	upside-down dull fish scale	0		
3487	shaking red rough fish scale	0		
3488	pristine fish scale	0		
3489	diet rotten beefy fish meat	1	crappy	Effect: "Fishy", Effect Duration: 5
3490	bland wobbly glistening fish meat	4	decent	Effect: "Fishy", Effect Duration: 5
3491	spoiled blue slick fish meat	4	crappy	Effect: "Fishy", Effect Duration: 5
3492	chilly fish scimitar of the sweet-tooth	0		Cold Damage: +5, Candy Drop: +100
3493	lion tamer's fish stick of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Experience (familiar): +2
3494	smelly fish bazooka of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Stench Spell Damage: +10
3495	dry sea salt crystal	0		Effect: "Mad at Science", Effect Duration: 23
3496	dry dry spinning bazookafish bubble gum	0		Effect: "Limber as Mortimer", Effect Duration: 28
3497	lousy bottle of Pete's Sake	3	decent	
3498	invisible bag	0		Familiar Effect: "8xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2011-12"
3499	witch hat	0		Familiar Effect: "8xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2011-12"
3500	beholed bedsheet	0		Familiar Effect: "8xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2011-12"
3501	rotten blurry canapés	4	crappy	
3502	denatured wobbly narrow thermos of brew	1	decent	Last Available: "2011-12"
3503	drinkable glass of brandy	4	good	Last Available: "2011-12"
3504	French slippers	0		
3505	LWA ring of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3506	LARP membership card	0		Last Available: "2008-10"
3507	jittery huge Scratch 'n' Sniff Sticker Tome	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2008-11", Skill: "Summon Stickers"
3508	hale scratch 'n' sniff sword	0		Maximum HP: +20, Breakable, Last Available: "2008-11"
3509	scratch 'n' sniff unicorn sticker	0		Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2008-11"
3510	scratch 'n' sniff apple sticker	0		Experience: +2, Last Available: "2008-11"
3511	scratch 'n' sniff UPC sticker	0		Meat Drop: +25, Last Available: "2008-11"
3512	scratch 'n' sniff wrestler sticker	0		All Attributes Percent: +10, Last Available: "2008-11"
3513	scratch 'n' sniff dragon sticker	0		Spooky Damage: +3, Stench Damage: +3, Hot Damage: +3, Cold Damage: +3, Sleaze Damage: +3, Last Available: "2008-11"
3514	scratch 'n' sniff rock band sticker	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Spell Damage: +20, Last Available: "2008-11"
3515	wool nasty ganger bandana	0		Stench Damage: +5, Cold Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "atk"
3516	eel skin	0		
3517	vibrating eelskin hat	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk", Thorns: [env(underwater)]
3518	tumbling rosewater-soaked eelskin pants	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, MP regen", Thorns: [env(underwater)]
3519	narrow eelskin shield of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Thorns: [env(underwater)]
3520	twirling shark tooth	0		
3521	reassuring quilted shark tooth necklace	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Spooky Resistance: +1, Single Equip
3522	auspicious shark jumper of the early riser	0		Item Drop: +10, Adventures: +7
3523	super-liquefied spinning huge shark cartilage	0		Effect: "Radium Radicality", Effect Duration: 12
3524	dry corrupted eel battery	0		Effect: "Can Has Cyborger", Effect Duration: 60
3525	vacuum-sealed squat temporary teardrop tattoo	0		Effect: "Demonic Taint", Effect Duration: 56
3526	greedy scratch 'n' sniff crossbow	0		Meat Drop: +20, Breakable, Last Available: "2008-11"
3527	skewed mirror mutant rattlesnake egg	0		
3528	skewed mutant fire ant egg	0		
3529	mutant cactus bud	0		
3530	mutant gila monster egg	0		
3531	skewed rattlesnake enrager	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3532	bouncing ant antidepressant	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3533	huge twirling cactus monocle	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3534	blue Jawmaster 2000™	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3535	maroon plans for depleted Grimacite hammer	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite hammer"
3536	olive pulsating plans for depleted Grimacite gravy boat	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite gravy boat"
3537	plans for depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt"
3538	skewed plans for depleted Grimacite grappling hook	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite grappling hook"
3539	plans for depleted Grimacite ninja mask	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite ninja mask"
3540	plans for depleted Grimacite shinguards	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite shinguards"
3541	plans for depleted Grimacite astrolabe	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite astrolabe"
3542	depleted Grimacite hammer of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2011-12"
3543	clever depleted Grimacite gravy boat of the cheetah	0		Maximum MP: +20, Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2011-12"
3544	Jack Frost's electrified depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-12"
3545	rosewater-soaked forbidden depleted Grimacite grappling hook	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Stench Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-12"
3546	rock-hard wizardly depleted Grimacite ninja mask	0		Mysticality: +25, Damage Reduction: 5, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2011-12"
3547	strapping depleted Grimacite shinguards of bravery	0		Muscle: +5, Spooky Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xBarrr, cap 25", Last Available: "2011-12"
3548	teal frosty weightlifter's depleted Grimacite astrolabe	0		Muscle: +15, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-12"
3549	careful Van der Graaf KoL Con Cinco Piñata Bat	0		Monster Level: -10, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2008-09"
3550	narrow propeller beanie of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 7"
3551	reassuring lard-coated Annie Oakley's straw hat	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy"
3552	shellacked cool octopus's spade of bravery	0		Moxie: +5, Damage Reduction: 7, Spooky Resistance: +5
3553	jittery soggy seed packet	0		
3554	red glob of slime	0		
3555	normal miniature narrow sea carrot	2	good	
3556	fancy flavorless big ghostly sea cucumber	5	decent	Effect: "Flimsy Shield of the Pastalord", Effect Duration: 5
3557	normal gigantic narrow sea avocado	8	good	
3558	spoiled small enchanted sea lychee	2	crappy	Effect: "Nut-Rition", Effect Duration: 40
3559	normal sea tangelo	3	good	
3560	stale sea honeydew	3	decent	
3561	wet boiled bouncing pressurized potion of puissance	0		Effect: "Memory of Smarts", Effect Duration: 28
3562	warmed concentrated flattened cyan bouncing pressurized potion of perspicacity	0		Effect: "You Know When to Walk Away", Effect Duration: 33
3563	wet diffused pressurized potion of pulchritude	0		Effect: "Greasy Peasy", Effect Duration: 42
3564	tolerable weak berry-infused sake	2	good	
3565	tolerable citrus-infused sake	3	good	
3566	drinkable pulsating melon-infused sake	4	good	
3567	shaking slab of sponge	0		
3568	narrow nippy medical-grade sponge helmet of the businessman	0		Cold Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +50, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy"
3569	maroon Usain Bolt's electrified spongy shield	0		Item Drop: +5, Initiative: +80, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
3570	skewed mirror Jeselnik's banded groovy square sponge pants	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Damage Absorption: +100, Sleaze Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xPotato"
3571	flytrap pellet	0		
3572	maroon baby cuddlefish	0		
3573	six-armed sweater	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3574	slimy chest	0		
3575	ghostly sand dollar	0		
3576	tumbling flytrap bezoar	0		
3577	bezoar ring	0		
3578	narrow candy cornucopia	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
3579	ballet slippers	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2008-12"
3580	wriggling flytrap pellet	0		
3581	sushi-rolling mat	0		
3582	moldy rice	4	crappy	
3584	flavorless squat irradiated candy cane	4	decent	Last Available: "2008-12"
3585	flavorless gingerbread mutant bugbear	4	decent	Last Available: "2008-12"
3586	fancy drinkable green blurry oozenog	3	good	Effect: "Dreadful Chill", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2008-12"
3587	chilled huge squat sugar plum	0		Effect: "Space Cadet", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2008-12"
3588	cold-filtered sugar banana	0		Effect: "Oleaginous Soles", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2008-12"
3589	moist gray huge sugar lime	0		Effect: "Well-Swabbed Ear", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2008-12"
3590	altered sugar cherry	0		Effect: "Hippy Flavor", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2008-12"
3591	Oprah's beefcake's Mer-kin hookspear	0		Muscle: +25, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Drops Meat
3592	Mer-kin takebag	0		Item Drop: +5
3593	Mer-kin thingpouch	0		
3594	shaking Mer-kin killscroll	0		
3595	Vulcanized alkaline red pulsating Mer-kin fastjuice	0		Effect: "Cool Spirit", Effect Duration: 52
3596	shaking imitation crab crate	0		
3597	huge imitation crab meat	0		
3598	imitation crab zoea	0		
3599	chilly moist sailor's cap of extreme caution of incineration	0		Monster Level: -25, Cold Damage: +5, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "stench atk"
3600	gravedigger's Tesla speargun	0		Spooky Damage: +10, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
3601	compass of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
3602	broken diving helmet	0		
3603	porthole	0		
3604	rivet	0		
3605	bubblin' stone	0		
3606	narrow mansplainer's ruddy brawny diving helmet	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Monster Level: +15, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato"
3607	ghostly twirling up-at-dawn extremely unsafe aerated diving helmet of the boozehound	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Booze Drop: +100, Adventures: +5, Adventure Underwater, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato"
3608	live nautical mine	0		
3609	twirling das boot	0		Familiar Weight: -10, Underwater Familiar, Familiar Effect: "adventure underwater"
3610	purple jittery imitation whetstone	0		
3611	polarized diffused ghostly purple sea grease	0		Effect: "Hip to Be Square Dancin'", Effect Duration: 17
3612	sturdy Crimbo crate	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3613	battered Crimbo Crate	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3614	twitching claw	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3615	pulsating rigid carapace	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3616	blinking pulsing flesh	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3617	aerosolized wet unstable DNA	0		Effect: "The Two-Prong Crown", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2008-12"
3618	shaking The Spirit of Crimbo	0		Free Pull, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Recite 'The Spirit of Crimbo'", Last Available: "2008-12"
3619	tumbling wriggling tentacle	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3620	mass of wriggling tentacles	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3621	pair of twitching claws	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3622	gray gnashing teeth	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3623	chitinous pod	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3624	savvy parasitic claw	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Last Available: "2008-12"
3625	mirror scorching parasitic tentacles	0		Hot Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 5xBarrr, cap 7", Last Available: "2008-12"
3626	gray parasitic headgnawer of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 7", Last Available: "2008-12", Thorns: 1
3627	brainy parasitic strangleworm	0		Mysticality: +5, Last Available: "2008-12"
3628	pair of ragged claws	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3629	burrowgrub hive	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3630	green huge spinning Crimbo crate	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3631	triple-denatured concentrated jittery Gummi-DNA	0		Effect: "Mint-Condition Breath", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2020-09"
3632	radioactive chew toy	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2008-12"
3633	blue Van der Graaf savvy elven socks	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2008-12"
3634	shellacked elven gloves of vim and vigor	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2008-12"
3635	Van der Graaf festive holiday hat of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 7", Last Available: "2008-12"
3636	supercool patent shoes of the cheetah	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2008-12"
3637	auspicious vibrating gray bow tie	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2008-12"
3638	upside-down personal trainer's penguin thesaurus of extreme caution	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Monster Level: -25, Last Available: "2008-12"
3639	normal super-sized lime green bouncing blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	5	good	Effect: "Amorphous Cheer", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-06"
3640	seaweed	0		
3641	jamfish jam	0		
3642	dragonfish caviar	0		
3643	narrow pufferfish spine	0		
3644	depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2007-06"
3645	lousy squat canteen of wine	3	decent	Last Available: "2008-12"
3646	massive stale elven <i>limbos</i> gingerbread	8	decent	Last Available: "2008-12"
3647	elven whittling knife	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3648	spinning magic dragonfish fry	0		
3649	map to Madness Reef	0		
3650	huge enchanted adequate toast with jam	8	good	Effect: "Abyssal Tears", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2008-12"
3651	twirling antlers	0		Familiar Weight: +4, Last Available: "2008-12"
3652	smooth wobbly blue elven moonshine	4	awesome	Last Available: "2008-12"
3653	spoiled snack-sized knuckle sandwich	2	crappy	Last Available: "2008-12", Wiki Name: "knuckle sandwich"
3654	aromatic dog trainer's psycho sweater	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2008-12"
3655	fin-bit wax	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3656	zippy plastic Mob Penguin	0		Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2008-12"
3657	blurry razor-sharp plastic mutant elf	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Last Available: "2008-12"
3658	wholesome plastic fat stack of cash	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2008-12"
3659	huge manspreader's plastic strand of DNA	0		Monster Level: +10, Last Available: "2008-12"
3660	fortified plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Last Available: "2008-12"
3661	container of Putty	0		Last Available: "2009-01"
3662	red scandalous Putty mitre	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1.5xLep, 1.5xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2009-01"
3663	beefcake's Putty leotard of the blizzard	0		Muscle: +25, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2009-01"
3664	double-paned Putty ball	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2009-01"
3665	spinning red Putty sheet	0		Last Available: "2009-01"
3666	family-friendly smooth Putty snake of dire peril	0		Moxie: +15, Weapon Damage: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2009-01"
3667	Putty monster	0		Last Available: "2009-01"
3668	purple foul-smelling nippy glow-in-the-dark wristwatch	0		Cold Damage: +10, Stench Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-01", Nonstackable Watch
3669	skewed Samson's glow-in-the-dark dart gun	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Last Available: "2009-01"
3670	mirror manspreader's glow-in-the-dark burrowgrub	0		Monster Level: +10, Last Available: "2009-01"
3671	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
3672	spoiled snack-sized can of franks 'n' beans	2	crappy	Last Available: "2010-12"
3673	acceptable bottle of peppermint schnapps	3	good	Last Available: "2010-12"
3674	throbbing rage gland	0		Skill: "Vent Rage Gland"
3675	Mer-kin pressureglobe	0		
3676	Mer-kin foodbucket	0		
3677	boxer's diving muff	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Single Equip
3678	hand-crafted jittery salinated mint julep	3	EPIC	
3679	squat cyan ink bladder	0		
3680	twirling maroon esca	0		
3681	bubbling tempura batter	0		
3682	globe of Deep Sauce	0		
3683	map to the Marinara Trench	0		
3684	yummy snack-sized tempura carrot	2	awesome	
3685	big adequate tempura cucumber	5	good	
3686	tasty small tempura avocado	2	awesome	
3687	normal snack-sized shaking sea broccoli	2	good	
3688	rotten snack-sized sea cauliflower	2	crappy	
3689	fancy bland tiny yellow tempura broccoli	1	decent	Effect: "Goldentongue", Effect Duration: 25
3690	flavorless half-sized fancy tempura cauliflower	2	decent	Effect: "Fitter, Happier", Effect Duration: 50
3691	special moldy sea blueberry	4	crappy	Effect: "So You Can Work More...", Effect Duration: 30
3692	decent huge sea persimmon	3	good	
3693	wet blurry jittery blurry pressurized potion of perception	0		Effect: "Marbles in Your Mouth", Effect Duration: 65
3694	double-anodized pressurized potion of proficiency	0		Effect: "Arresistible", Effect Duration: 55
3695	friendly Mer-kin digpick	0		Familiar Weight: +3
3696	wobbly anemone nematocyst	0		
3697	high-pressure seltzer bottle	0		
3698	bouncing velcro ore	0		
3699	huge maroon teflon ore	0		
3700	vinyl ore	0		
3701	map to Anemone Mine	0		
3702	spinning marine aquamarine	0		
3703	valve wheel	0		
3704	waterlogged bootstraps	0		
3705	MacGyver's healthy brainy velcro broadsword	0		Mysticality: +5, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Maximum MP: +100
3706	smelly Fonzie's velcro paddle ball of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Experience (Moxie): +1, Stench Spell Damage: +10
3707	mirror greedy nippy Herculean velcro shield	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Cold Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +20
3708	fuchsia inspector's wool resourceful velcro boots	0		Maximum MP: +50, Cold Resistance: +1, Item Drop: +15, Single Equip
3709	asbestos-lined chaotic non-stick pugil stick	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Hot Resistance: +5
3710	knitted teflon spatula of extreme caution of the detective	0		Monster Level: -25, Cold Resistance: +3, Item Drop: +20
3711	quilted sinister teflon shield of the sweet-tooth	0		Spell Damage: +10, Damage Absorption: +40, Candy Drop: +100
3712	blinking educational beefy teflon swim fins of Tarzan	0		Muscle: +10, Experience: +1, Experience (Muscle): +3, Single Equip
3713	Jeselnik's educational 7-inch discus	0		Experience: +1, Sleaze Damage: +25
3714	Tesla forbidden PVC staff of bravery	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Spooky Resistance: +5, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
3715	wobbly asbestos-lined banded vinyl shield of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Damage Absorption: +100, Hot Resistance: +5
3716	ghostly skewed family-friendly nasty vinyl boots of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Stench Damage: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Single Equip
3717	mirror decaying oar	0		
3718	fishhook	0		
3719	lantern	0		
3720	bouncing decaying pole	0		
3721	fuchsia decaying paddle	0		
3722	tarnished ring	0		
3723	tumbling tarnished rod	0		
3724	brittle plastic handle	0		
3725	foggy glass globe	0		
3726	squat red jittery possessed tomato	0		
3727	Nardz energy beverage	0		
3728	pile of coins	0		
3729	hand grenegg	0		
3730	ghostly caret	0		
3731	blinking healthy glass gnoll eye	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20
3732	vacuum-sealed altered cigar butt	0		Effect: "Heart Aflame", Effect Duration: 67
3733	mirror MacGyver's razor-sharp manly bloomers	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Maximum MP: +100, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, 1xGhuol, cap 13"
3734	Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	0		
3735	fat wallet	0		
3736	bouncing flame-retardant lard-coated handwarmer	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +1, Single Equip
3737	razor-sharp lighter of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Weapon Damage Percent: +25
3738	moldy upside-down packet of beer nuts	4	crappy	
3739	Boozehounds Anonymous token	0		
3740	spinning handful of bees	0		
3741	spectral jelly	0		
3742	boiled upside-down jellyfish gel	0		Effect: "Berry Statistical", Effect Duration: 63
3743	unstable quark	0		
3744	twirling software glitch	0		
3745	jittery fumble formula	0		Recipe: "concoction of clumsiness"
3746	vampire pearl	0		
3747	pulsating mother's secret recipe	0		Recipe: "white chocolate chip brownies"
3749	deionized narrow concoction of clumsiness	0		Effect: "Gingerbread Robust", Effect Duration: 38
3750	crafty vampire pearl earring	0		Maximum MP: +10, Single Equip
3751	spoiled twirling chocolate chip brownies	3	crappy	
3753	skewed Libram of Love Songs	0		Last Available: "2009-02", Skill: "Summon Love Song"
3754	liquefied non-corrupted narrow love song of vague ambiguity	0		Effect: "Inappropriate Spirit", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2009-02"
3755	liquefied warmed flattened love song of smoldering passion	0		Effect: "Blackberry Politeness", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2009-02"
3756	modified love song of icy revenge	0		Effect: "Super Skill", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2009-02"
3757	double-dry tumbling love song of sugary cuteness	0		Effect: "Bilious Brains", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2009-02"
3758	deionized tarnished twirling tumbling spinning love song of disturbing obsession	0		Effect: "Black Lung", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2009-02"
3759	cold-filtered liquefied squat love song of naughty innuendo	0		Effect: "Saucemastery", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2009-02"
3760	pickled colloidal breath mint	0		Effect: "All Blued Up", Effect Duration: 15
3761	fuchsia double-paned vampire pearl ring	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Single Equip
3762	frightening vampire pearl necklace	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Single Equip
3763	mediocre watered-down slug of vodka	2	decent	
3764	aged fortified slug of rum	5	awesome	
3765	weak mediocre slug of shochu	2	decent	
3766	watered-down mediocre screwdiver	2	decent	
3767	hand-crafted twirling dew yoana lei	3	EPIC	
3768	perfectly mixed lychee chuhai	3	EPIC	
3769	artisanal salacious screwdiver	3	EPIC	
3770	acceptable dew yoana salacious lei	3	good	
3771	perfectly mixed lime green salacious lychee chuhai	3	EPIC	
3772	watered-down artisanal Alewife&trade; Ale	2	EPIC	
3773	pulsating shaking seaode	0		
3774	map to the Dive Bar	0		
3775	shaking Mer-kin pinkslip	0		
3776	wobbly Temple Grandin's pink pinkslip slip of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Familiar Weight: +7, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr"
3777	shaking coward's sea salt scrubs of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Monster Level: -20
3778	nippy personal trainer's amber aviator shades of the detective	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Cold Damage: +10, Item Drop: +20, Single Equip
3779	adjusted Vulcanized hair of the fish	0		Effect: "Burnt 'n' Turnt", Effect Duration: 60
3780	green censurious reassuring nasty nurse's hat	0		Stench Damage: +5, Spooky Resistance: +1, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "atk"
3781	upside-down blank prescription sheet	0		
3782	diluted bottle of melodramamine	1		
3783	modified narrow bottle of extra-strength melodramamine	1		
3784	paranormal ricotta	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3785	spinning smoking talon	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3786	vampire glitter	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3787	blurry wine-soaked bone chips	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3788	crumbling rat skull	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3789	twitching trigger finger	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3799	tumbling Apathargic Bandersnatch	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
3800	pulsating aquaviolet jub-jub bird	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Familiar Effect: "mys stats"
3801	crimsilion jub-jub bird	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Equips On: "Frumious Bandersnatch", Familiar Effect: "mus stats"
3802	charpuce jub-jub bird	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Equips On: "Frumious Bandersnatch", Familiar Effect: "mox stats"
3803	ribald crafty shellacked Mer-kin roundshield	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Maximum MP: +10, Sleaze Damage: +10
3804	stiffened forbidden Mer-kin breastplate	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Damage Reduction: 1
3805	cyan Van der Graaf Mer-kin sneakmask of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Combat Rate (Underwater): -5, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy"
3806	yellow Mer-kin prayerbeads	0		
3807	flattened polarized deionized squat Mer-kin hidepaint	0		Effect: "Smelly Pants", Effect Duration: 69
3808	Mer-kin trailmap	0		
3809	Mer-kin healscroll	0		
3810	Mer-kin lockkey	0		
3811	Mer-kin stashbox	0		
3812	adequate upside-down chocolate-frosted king cake	3	good	Last Available: "2009-06"
3813	plastic baby of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-06"
3815	midget clownfish	0		
3816	huge half-height unicycle	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3817	decent sea radish	3	good	
3818	Usain Bolt's Da Vinci's halibut of the dark arts	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Initiative: +80
3819	eel sauce	0		
3820	water-polo mitt of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Single Equip
3821	Vulcanized syringe	0		Effect: "For Your Brain Only", Effect Duration: 38
3822	wand	0		Familiar Effect: "fishy spells", Sporadic Damage Aura: [0.2475*env(underwater)]
3823	denatured wad of cotton	0		Effect: "Swimming Head", Effect Duration: 14
3824	Grandma's Note	0		
3825	blinking Grandma's Fuchsia Yarn	0		
3826	Grandma's Chartreuse Yarn	0		
3827	plastic oyster egg	0		
3828	huge Grandma's Map	0		
3829	toothsome snack-sized ghostly tempura radish	2	awesome	
3830	blinking Jim Carey's water-polo cap	0		Monster Level: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr"
3831	smooth Typical Tavern swill	3	awesome	
3832	weak delicious tropical swill	2	awesome	
3833	acceptable upside-down fruity girl swill	3	good	
3834	lousy blurry twirling blended swill	3	decent	
3835	costume wardrobe	0		Softcore Only
3836	miser's greasy Temple Grandin's energetic Elvish sunglasses	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Familiar Weight: +7, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +10, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play an Accordion Solo", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play a Guitar Solo", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play a Drum Solo", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play a Flute Solo", Last Available: "2009-04"
3837	twirling Samson's anniversary safety glass vest	0		Experience (Muscle): +5
3838	bouncing banded anniversary burlap belt	0		Damage Absorption: +100
3839	blue shellacked anniversary balsa wood socks	0		Damage Reduction: 7
3840	anniversary latex mask	0		Familiar Weight: +1
3841	blurry anniversary pewter cape of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20
3842	fortified out-of-tune biwa	0		Damage Absorption: +60
3843	olive dented harmonica of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3
3844	supercool Rosewater's magic whistle	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Moxie Percent: +20
3845	wobbly hale plastic blowgun	0		Maximum HP: +20
3846	auspicious family-friendly jungle drum of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Item Drop: +10
3847	coward's hippy bongo	0		Monster Level: -20
3848	knob bugle of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20
3849	pulsating quilted personal trainer's 4-dimensional guitar	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Damage Absorption: +40
3850	mirror chaotic boxing glove	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10
3851	fireproof stanky dangerous boxing glove on a spring	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +3
3852	lime green aromatic Oprah's half-sized guitar	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Stench Resistance: +1
3853	red fireproof hardened bass drum	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Hot Resistance: +3
3854	manspreader's pixel boomerang	0		Monster Level: +10
3855	miser's Lo Pan's hardy world's smallest violin	0		Maximum HP: +50, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Meat Drop: +10
3856	lightning-fast miser's resourceful ocarina of space	0		Maximum MP: +50, Meat Drop: +10, Initiative: +40
3857	upside-down jittery a butt tuba of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100
3858	stanky bone flute	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25
3859	baleful infernal fife	0		Spell Damage: +25
3860	lion tamer's charming flute	0		Experience (familiar): +2
3861	lime green leaf of grass	0		
3862	upside-down grass whistle of the early riser	0		Item Drop: +5, Adventures: +7
3863	Annie Oakley's wholesome plastic guitar	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +20
3864	asbestos-lined finger cymbals	0		Hot Resistance: +5
3865	upside-down jittery nasty Jack Frost's kettle drum	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Stench Damage: +5
3866	chaotic electrified double-barreled sling	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
3867	red prompt magilaser blastercannon of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Adventures: +3
3868	beefy hanky&#363; of the ox	0		Muscle: 30, Wiki Name: "frigid hankyu"
3869	weightlifter's ultimate ultimate frisbee of Calamity Jane	0		Muscle: +15, Critical Hit Percent: +15
3870	pulsating stolen office supplies	0		
3871	reassuring slick office-supply crossbow	0		Moxie: +10, Spooky Resistance: +1
3872	razor-sharp pocket theremin	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25
3873	skewed rosy-cheeked rave whistle of Calamity Jane	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Raveosity: +1
3874	twirling hellseal hide	0		
3875	blurry shredded hellseal hide	0		
3876	red hellseal brain	0		
3877	burst hellseal brain	0		
3878	hellseal sinew	0		
3879	torn hellseal sinew	0		
3880	hellseal disguise	0		
3881	supercharged fouet de tortue-dressage of chilblains	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Cold Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Apprivoisez la tortue"
3882	squat ghostly encoded cult documents	0		
3883	tumbling cult memo	0		
3884	narrow decoded cult documents	0		Skill: "Bind Spaghetti Elemental"
3885	triple-altered yellow vial of slime	0		Effect: "Grape Expectations", Effect Duration: 65
3886	moist pickled vial of slime	0		Effect: "Wet Rub", Effect Duration: 60
3887	nitrogenated cold-filtered ghostly twirling vial of slime	0		Effect: "Bells in the Batfry", Effect Duration: 61
3888	triple-liquefied triple-polymerized vial of slime	0		Effect: "Antibiotic Saucesphere", Effect Duration: 67
3889	Vulcanized moist liquefied vial of slime	0		Effect: "Fudge Headache", Effect Duration: 12
3890	improved polarized bouncing vial of violet slime	0		Effect: "Crotchety, Pining", Effect Duration: 38
3891	moist cold-filtered narrow vial of vermilion slime	0		Effect: "Booing Radly", Effect Duration: 30
3892	altered frozen upside-down vial of amber slime	0		Effect: "Liquid Luck", Effect Duration: 42
3893	improved vial of chartreuse slime	0		Effect: "Wolf's Bane", Effect Duration: 21
3894	wet alkaline double-pressed jittery spinning vial of teal slime	0		Effect: "Turtle Power", Effect Duration: 54
3895	galvanized boiled vial of indigo slime	0		Effect: "Balls of Ectoplasm", Effect Duration: 12
3896	non-modified fuchsia vial of slime	0		Effect: "Chalked-Up Teeth", Effect Duration: 21
3897	Vulcanized irradiated nitrogenated shaking vial of brown slime	0		Effect: "Lit Up", Effect Duration: 67
3898	bottle of G&uuml;-Gone	0		
3901	seal-blubber candle	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3902	figurine of a wretched-looking seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3903	figurine of a baby seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3904	figurine of an armored seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3905	figurine of an seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3906	figurine of a sleek seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3907	figurine of a shadowy seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3908	blurry figurine of a stinking seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3909	figurine of a charred seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3910	figurine of a seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3911	figurine of a slippery seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3912	imbued seal-blubber candle	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3913	triple-distilled acceptable blended swill with a fly in it	9	good	
3914	ghostly turtle wax	0		
3915	narrow huge clever turtle wax shield	0		Maximum MP: +20
3916	skewed ghostly fuchsia turtle wax helmet	0		Item Drop: +5, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato, 0.5xFairy, cap 10"
3917	toasty turtle wax greaves	0		Hot Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xBarrr, cap 10"
3918	meat shield of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15
3919	blurry turtlemail bits	0		
3920	blurry wobbly medical-grade beefy turtlemail coif	0		Muscle: +10, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 20"
3921	stanky chaotic turtlemail breeches	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, 1.5xFairy, cap 20"
3922	sizzling turtlemail hauberk	0		Hot Damage: +10, Item Drop: +5
3923	hedgeturtle	0		
3924	razor-sharp supercool spiky turtle helmet	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 32"
3925	gravedigger's spiky turtle shoulderpads	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Single Equip, Thorns: 2
3926	wool clever spiky turtle shield	0		Maximum MP: +20, Cold Resistance: +1
3927	turtling rod	0		Class: "Turtle Tamer"
3928	blurry syncopated turtle	0		
3929	grinning turtle	0		
3930	improved non-Vulcanized tainted seal's blood	0		Effect: "Wistfully Nostalgic", Effect Duration: 36
3931	manspreader's sage severed flipper	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Monster Level: +10, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3932	shaking ingot of seal-iron	0		
3933	gravedigger's bad-ass club of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Spooky Damage: +10, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3934	shaking lime green sealbone	0		
3935	pressed hyperinflated seal lung	0		Effect: "Frisky Spirit", Effect Duration: 29
3936	diffused enhanced scrap of shadow	0		Effect: "Booing Radly", Effect Duration: 33
3937	quadruple-aerosolized bouncing fustulent seal grulch	0		Effect: "Bats in the Belfry", Effect Duration: 45
3938	electrified club of corruption	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3939	corrupt club of corruption of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3940	zippy corrupt club of corrupt corruption	0		Initiative: +20, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3941	gray rosewater-soaked smartaleck's evil-ass club of horror	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +3, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3942	skewed zippy avaricious nasty-ass club of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +30, Initiative: +20, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3943	narrow Tesla sinister infernal toilet brush	0		Spell Damage: +10, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3944	Sinatra's shadowy seal eye of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Experience (Moxie): +5, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3945	oyster egg balloon of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3946	Clan VIP Lounge invitation	0		Free Pull
3947	skewed Clan VIP Lounge key	0		Free Pull
3948	jittery narrow Meat	0		
3949	treasure chest	0		
3950	narrow key	0		
3951	upside-down Baron von Ratsworth	0		
3952	monocle	0		
3953	fuchsia mink	0		
3954	teddy butler	0		
3955	martini	0		
3956	crazy bastard sword	0		
3957	tin of caviar	0		
3958	bejeweled cufflinks	0		Item Drop: +5, Single Equip
3959	squat chaotic garish pinky ring	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10
3960	huge baleful designer sunglasses	0		Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
3961	nippy wizardly opera glasses	0		Mysticality: +25, Cold Damage: +10
3962	designer handbag	0		
3963	Clan pool table	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2009-05"
3964	cell phone	0		Familiar Weight: +10
3965	aerosolized tumbling cube of billiard chalk	0		Effect: "Flamb&eacute;-a-thon", Effect Duration: 12
3966	Jack Frost's Temple Grandin's hot-ass club of courage	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Resistance: +3, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3967	Fonzie's smartaleck's frigid-ass club of the detective	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Experience (Moxie): +1, Item Drop: +20, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3968	greasy ribald thinker's creepy-ass club	0		Mysticality: +10, Sleaze Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3969	altered blinking sizzling seal fat	0		Effect: "Trash-Wrapped", Effect Duration: 49
3970	ghostly lard-coated Abyssal ember of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3971	pickled dry polarized frost-rimed seal hide	0		Effect: "Protection from Bad Stuff", Effect Duration: 50
3972	upside-down Jeselnik's wicked seal spine	0		Spell Damage: +5, Sleaze Damage: +25, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3973	chilled shaking seal lube	0		Effect: "Nutrient-Rich", Effect Duration: 65
3974	bouncing fuchsia ruddy mannequin leg of the boozehound	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Booze Drop: +100, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3975	jittery perfumed rosy-cheeked padded tortoise	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Stench Resistance: +5
3976	gray chilly curative tortoboggan	0		Cold Damage: +5, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip
3977	purple painted turtle	0		
3978	wool Jim Carey's painted shield	0		Monster Level: +25, Cold Resistance: +1
3979	sleeping wereturtle	0		
3980	shell	0		
3981	mirror torquoise	0		
3982	blinking perfumed baleful torquoise ring	0		Spell Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +5, Single Equip
3983	dueling turtle	0		
3984	yellow MacGyver's brainy dueling banjo	0		Mysticality: +5, Maximum MP: +100
3985	jittery wobbly soup turtle	0		
3986	samurai turtle	0		
3987	dangerous samurai turtle helmet of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Weapon Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato, cap 6"
3988	turtle shell	0		
3989	turtle shell powder	0		
3990	frosty turtle shell helmet	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cap 8"
3991	squat slime-soaked hypophysis	0		Skill: "Slimy Sinews"
3992	slime-soaked brain	0		Skill: "Slimy Synapses"
3993	shaking slime-soaked sweat gland	0		Skill: "Slimy Shoulders"
3994	security blankie	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3995	bundle of chamoix	0		
3996	boxcar turtle	0		
3997	dolphin whistle	0		
3998	squat metrognome	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3999	infant sandworm	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4000	narrow string of dingle balls	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
4001	modified agua de vida	1	crappy	Effect: "Full-Body Tan", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2009-06"
4002	Jim Carey's slick tortoboggan shield	0		Moxie: +10, Monster Level: +25
4003	ghostly wobbly bottle of moontan lotion	0		
4004	pulsating boxer's soup-chucks	0		Muscle Percent: +10
4005	polymerized olive ballast turtle	0		Effect: "Eyes for Miles", Effect Duration: 52
4006	memory of some amino acids	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4007	memory of a C	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4008	memory of an A	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4009	jittery memory of a G	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4010	memory of a T	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4011	blue memory of a CA base pair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4012	bouncing gray memory of a CG base pair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4013	memory of a CT base pair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4014	ghostly memory of an AG base pair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4015	memory of an AT base pair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4016	memory of a GT base pair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4017	squirming Slime larva	0		
4018	pulsating greasy greaves	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, cap 37"
4019	undissolvable contact lenses	0		
4020	flame-wreathed piece of rebar of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Hot Spell Damage: +10
4021	twirling up-at-dawn grievous shovel of mayonnaise	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Adventures: +5
4022	lightning-fast fireproof wool necklace	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Hot Resistance: +3, Initiative: +40
4023	lime green clever occult wizardly speargun	0		Mysticality: +25, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Maximum MP: +20
4024	knitted compass of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +3
4025	Jim Carey's personal trainer's Herculean helmet	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Monster Level: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy"
4026	lime green perfumed grievous lantern of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Stench Resistance: +5
4027	shaking foul-smelling Oprah's smartaleck's greaves	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Stench Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 0.5xBarrr"
4028	pulsating shaking foul-smelling nasty club of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Stench Damage: 15
4029	memory of a grappling hook	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4030	memory of a small stone block	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4031	memory of a stone block	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4032	memory of half a stone circle	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4033	yellow memory of a stone half-circle	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4034	spinning memory of an iron key	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4035	memory of a crystal	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4036	caustic slime nodule	0		
4037	adequate blue slimy sweetbreads	4	good	
4038	smooth slimy fermented bile bladder	3	awesome	
4039	compressed green narrow slimy alveolus	1		Effect: "Ironclad", Effect Duration: 5
4040	memory of a cultist's robe	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-06"
4041	studded quilted pig-iron helm	0		Damage Absorption: 120, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 22", Last Available: "2009-06"
4042	blinking auspicious pig-iron shinguards of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Item Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, 1.5xFairy, cap 22", Last Available: "2009-06"
4043	upside-down blue zippy pig-iron bracers of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Initiative: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-06"
4044	wumpus hair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4045	wumpus-hair bolo	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4046	wobbly wumpus-hair net	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4047	mirror wicked wumpus-hair whip	0		Spell Damage: +5, Last Available: "2009-06"
4048	dance instructor's experienced wumpus-hair wig of the cheetah	0		Experience: +2, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Initiative: +60, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol, cap 25", Last Available: "2009-06"
4049	purple Da Vinci's experienced slick wumpus-hair loincloth	0		Moxie: +10, Experience: +2, Experience (Mysticality): +5, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 5", Last Available: "2009-06"
4050	quilted wumpus-hair sweater of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Damage Absorption: +40, Last Available: "2009-06"
4051	spinning cyan avaricious ring of teleportation	0		Meat Drop: +30, Single Equip
4052	glass of baboon milk	1	decent	Last Available: "2009-06"
4053	banana milkshake	1	crappy	Last Available: "2009-06"
4054	practically non-alcoholic delicious White Hyborian	1	awesome	Last Available: "2009-06"
4055	scandalous goblin hunting spear	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Last Available: "2009-06"
4056	foul-smelling friendly goblin autoblowgun	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Stench Damage: +10, Last Available: "2009-06"
4057	tribal beads of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2009-06"
4058	huge frightening stone fist of the boozehound	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2009-06"
4059	skewed shaking stone head of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2009-06"
4060	Indigo Party Invitation	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4061	Violet Hunt Invitation	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4062	Blue Milk Club Card	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4063	maroon Mecha Mayhem Club Card	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4064	olive 'Smuggler Shot First' Button	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4065	Spacefleet Communicator Badge	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4066	maroon Ruby Rod	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4067	essence of heat	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4068	ghostly essence of kink	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4069	ghostly essence of	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4070	essence of stench	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4071	essence of fright	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4072	blurry essence of	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4073	bouncing green Supreme Being Glossary	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4074	multi-pass	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4075	rosewater-soaked beefcake's villainous scythe	0		Muscle: +25, Stench Resistance: +3, Slime Hates It: +2
4076	olive blurry crafty medical-grade baneful bandolier	0		Maximum MP: +10, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Slime Hates It: +1
4077	inspector's frightening diabolical crossbow	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Item Drop: +15, Slime Hates It: +1
4078	blue upside-down knitted Rosewater's malevolent medallion	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Cold Resistance: +3, Slime Hates It: +1, Single Equip
4079	greasy scorching corrosive cowl	0		Hot Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Slime Hates It: +1, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato, 0.5xFairy"
4080	supercool grisly shield of Calamity Jane	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Slime Hates It: +1
4081	Jeselnik's horrifying corroded breeches	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +25, Slime Hates It: +1, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xPotato"
4082	fireproof Tesla pernicious cudgel	0		Hot Resistance: +3, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Slime Hates It: +1
4083	moldy maroon cupcake-in-a-cup	3	crappy	Last Available: "2009-06"
4084	pool of liquid	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4085	low-calorie bland protein paste	1	decent	Last Available: "2009-06"
4086	fireproof Lo Pan's cyber-mattock	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2009-06"
4087	facehugging alien	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4088	X-37 gun	0		Breakable, Last Available: "2009-06"
4089	polymerized neurostim pill	0		Effect: "Holiday Disappointment", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2009-06"
4090	enhanced physiostim pill	0		Effect: "Ancient Protected", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2009-06"
4091	slimy cyst	0		
4092	small slimy cyst	0		
4093	squat bouncing medium slimy cyst	0		
4094	slimy cyst	0		
4095	MacGyver's peawee marble	0		Maximum MP: +100
4096	brown crock marble of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25
4097	upside-down cyan China marble of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25
4098	wobbly lemonade marble of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3
4099	chilly bumblebee marble	0		Cold Damage: +5
4100	jet bennie marble of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25
4101	tumbling ruddy padded beige clambroth marble	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +40
4102	Jack Frost's steely marble	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50
4103	mirror Sherlock's nippy stylish beach ball marble	0		Moxie: +25, Cold Damage: +10, Item Drop: +25
4104	Rosewater's catseye marble	0		Mysticality Percent: +30
4105	personal trainer's bumboozer marble	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10
4106	chamoisole of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40
4107	triple-galvanized bitter pill	0		Effect: "Boletus Swoletus", Effect Duration: 45
4108	grievous arcane researcher's monstrous monocle	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2009-06", Synergetic
4109	squat pulsating hardened musty moccasins of the scaredy-cat	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Monster Level: -15, Last Available: "2009-06", Synergetic
4110	twirling inspector's Samson's molten medallion	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2009-06", Synergetic
4111	shaking banded brazen bracelet of the bloodbag	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Maximum HP: +100, Last Available: "2009-06", Synergetic
4112	blurry family-friendly slick bitter bowtie	0		Moxie: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2009-06", Synergetic
4113	blurry red Temple Grandin's bewitching boots	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Last Available: "2009-06", Synergetic
4114	secret from the future	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4115	gray skewed moist sack	0		
4116	huge ruddy occult rickety unicycle of the blizzard	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
4117	blinking greedy censurious crusty hula hoop of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: 8, Meat Drop: +20, Single Equip
4118	huge deadly Da Vinci's Newton's Coily&trade;	0		Experience (Mysticality): 8, Weapon Damage: +5
4119	asbestos-lined stanky mansplainer's school flying disc	0		Monster Level: +15, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +5
4120	squat wool resourceful lawn dart of the sewer	0		Maximum MP: +50, Stench Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +1
4121	olive smelly lion tamer's strapping wagon	0		Muscle: +5, Experience (familiar): +2, Stench Spell Damage: +10
4122	wad of slimy rags	0		
4123	inspector's resourceful crown-shaped beanie of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Maximum MP: +50, Item Drop: +15, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xGhuol"
4124	Temple Grandin's stiffened hopping socks of the storm	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Familiar Weight: +7, Single Equip
4125	skewed greasy gravedigger's groovy poodle skirt	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Spooky Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy"
4126	narrow auspicious banded letterman's jacket of the cheetah	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Item Drop: +10, Initiative: +60
4127	shaking gravedigger's savvy hardened slime hat of terror	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Spooky Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy"
4128	electrified Rosewater's brawny hardened slime pants	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Mysticality Percent: +30, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato"
4129	wobbly clever smooth hardened slime belt of Flo-Jo	0		Moxie: +15, Maximum MP: +20, Initiative: +100, Single Equip
4130	empty agua de vida bottle	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4131	twisted red twirling pulsating boot plant	1	good	Effect: "Pemmican't", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2009-06"
4132	hand-crafted sham champagne	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2009-06"
4133	Vulcanized maroon bouncing tempura air	0		Effect: "Altered Wavelengths", Effect Duration: 26
4134	pressed yellow pressurized potion of pneumaticity	0		Effect: "Human-Slime Hybrid", Effect Duration: 56
4135	moveable feast	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2009-11", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.35
4136	tumbling smelly razor-sharp dance instructor's Bag o' Tricks of the scaredy-cat	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Monster Level: -15, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Open the Bag o' Tricks", Last Available: "2009-07"
4137	slime stack	0		
4138	huge a rumpled paper strip	0		
4139	a creased paper strip	0		
4140	huge blurry narrow a folded paper strip	0		
4141	a crinkled paper strip	0		
4142	teal a crumpled paper strip	0		
4143	a ragged paper strip	0		
4144	a ripped paper strip	0		
4145	foul-smelling funny paper hat	0		Stench Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 2"
4146	non-boiled cold-filtered twirling sand	0		Effect: "Mushroom Might", Effect Duration: 17
4147	medical-grade charged magnet of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2009-09"
4148	stone sphere	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2009-09"
4149	quadroculars	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2009-09"
4150	mirror lint	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4151	quadruple-tarnished dubious peppermint	0		Effect: "Disdain of She-Who-Was", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2020-09"
4152	adjusted aerosolized spinning gray Elvish delight	0		Effect: "Trash-Wrapped", Effect Duration: 37
4153	rockfish stomach	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4154	live lobster	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4155	tumbling yellow wok lobster	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4156	pebbles	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4157	cyan gravel	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4158	mirror rock	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4159	rock lobster	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4160	weak fancy delicious pebblebr&auml;u	2	awesome	Effect: "Patent Prevention", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2009-09"
4161	tasty miniature spinning rocky road ice cream	2	awesome	Last Available: "2009-09"
4162	extra-strength rubber bands	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4163	wet children of the candy corn	0		Effect: "Glittering Eyelashes", Effect Duration: 11
4164	polymerized Good 'n' Slimy	0		Effect: "Wet Willied", Effect Duration: 11
4165	vibrating occult Staff of the Soupbone of the boozehound	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Booze Drop: +100
4166	rock-hard Voluminous Radio Pants	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Familiar Effect: "2xGhoul, cap 37"
4167	Newton's Voluminous Radio Hat	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhoul, cap 37"
4168	medical-grade Voluminous Radio Sneakers	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip
4169	blinking 4-d camera	0		
4170	shaking 4-d camera	0		
4171	fuchsia crystallized memory	0		
4172	dog trainer's rock helmet	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Familiar Effect: "1xGhuol, cap 25"
4173	maroon narrow rock pants	0		Item Drop: +5, Familiar Effect: "1.5xBarrr, 1xGhuol, cap 25"
4174	skewed strapping rock necklace	0		Muscle: +5, Single Equip
4175	spaghetti cult robe	0		
4176	sugar sheet	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4177	Tome of Sugar Shummoning	0		Free Pull, Skill: "Summon Sugar Sheets"
4178	wobbly Jim Carey's sugar shotgun	0		Monster Level: +25, Breakable, Last Available: "2009-09"
4179	blinking hardy sugar shillelagh	0		Maximum HP: +50, Breakable, Last Available: "2009-09"
4180	twirling sugar shank of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Breakable, Last Available: "2009-09"
4181	Van der Graaf sugar chapeau of Gandalf of mayonnaise	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Breakable, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xVolley, 2xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2009-09"
4182	family-friendly sugar shorts	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Breakable, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 1xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2009-09"
4183	sugar shield	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Breakable, Last Available: "2009-09"
4184	twirling slime convention swag bag	0		
4185	wobbly slime convention flyers	0		
4186	cyan slime convention coupons	0		
4187	executive slime convention pin	0		Meat Drop: +40
4188	slime convention t-shirt	0		
4189	inverse geode	0		
4190	upside-down control crystal	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4191	sugar shirt of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Breakable, Last Available: "2009-09"
4192	sugar shard	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4193	rave visor of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1.5xPotato, cap 37", Raveosity: +2
4194	mirror huge shellacked baggy rave pants	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 37", Raveosity: +2
4195	pacifier necklace of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Single Equip, Raveosity: +2
4196	sea cowbell	0		
4197	sea	0		
4198	sea lasso	0		
4199	Tesla dance instructor's sea cowboy hat of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "1xLep"
4200	grouper fangirl	0		
4201	cyan gill rings	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4202	urchin roe	0		
4203	blurry pet anemone	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4204	bouncing Mer-kin cheatsheet	0		
4205	wobbly Mer-kin wordquiz	0		
4206	medical-grade brand new key of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
4207	twirling dorsal fin of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100
4208	red skate skates	0		
4209	skewed skate skin	0		
4210	roller skate decoy	0		
4211	mermaid's purse	0		
4212	underwater slingshot	0		
4213	asbestos-lined fortified skate blade	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Hot Resistance: +5
4214	spangly unitard	0		
4215	arcane researcher's collapsible baton of Gandalf	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Spell Critical Percent: +20
4216	upside-down groupie lipstick	0		
4217	blinking groupie bra	0		
4218	flattened moist purple groupie spangles	0		Effect: "Wallflowering", Effect Duration: 53
4219	Temple Grandin's supercool skate board	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Familiar Weight: +7
4220	S.A.V.E. flyer	0		
4221	Rosewater's yield shield	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Last Available: "2009-09"
4222	map to the Skate Park	0		
4223	squamous polyp	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4224	pulsating unspeakable lozenges	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2009-10"
4225	blue roller skate doll	0		
4226	censurious Star of Bravery	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Single Equip
4227	ghostly hungover chauvinist pig	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2010-10"
4228	blinking perfectly ordinary frog	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2010-10"
4229	amphibious tophat	0		Equips On: "Dancing Frog", Familiar Effect: "adventure underwater"
4230	spinning bottle of Cochon Noir	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4231	ice skate decoy	0		
4232	narrow spinning ice skate doll	0		
4233	hacienda key	0		
4234	energetic pat&eacute; knife	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20
4235	salt-shaker	0		
4236	yellow can of sterno	0		
4237	skewed spinning aromatic cheese-slicer	0		Stench Resistance: +1
4238	flavorless beef jerky	4	decent	
4239	fuchsia tumbling chilly pipe wrench	0		Cold Damage: +5
4240	unsweetened triple-irradiated gray gun cleaning kit	0		Effect: "Fishy", Effect Duration: 33
4241	gray sleep mask of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100, Blind, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 37"
4242	rock-hard sock garters	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Single Equip
4243	adjusted mariachi toothpaste	0		Effect: "Ooh, Sweet!", Effect Duration: 29
4244	ghostly veiny leather-bound tome	0		Maximum HP: +10
4245	bookmark	0		
4246	quilted ivory cue ball	0		Damage Absorption: +40
4247	bad decanter of fine Scotch	3	decent	
4248	diluted pulsating expensive cigar	1		Effect: "Petit Forbearance", Effect Duration: 50
4249	jittery tophat	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4250	bouncing mirror fisherman's sack	0		
4251	red fish-oil smoke bomb	0		
4252	pickled vial of squid ink	0		Effect: "Thicker, Sicker", Effect Duration: 27
4253	wet vacuum-sealed potion of speed	0		Effect: "Thanksgot", Effect Duration: 43
4254	bark	0		Last Available: "2009-10"
4255	Wolfman Nardz	0		Last Available: "2009-10"
4256	wet sap	0		Effect: "Expert Vacationer", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2009-10"
4257	jittery petrified wood	0		Last Available: "2009-10"
4258	moldy chocolate-covered scarab beetle	3	crappy	Last Available: "2009-10"
4259	hand-crafted spinning mulled cider	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2009-10"
4260	wolfman mask	0		Familiar Effect: "8xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2009-10"
4261	pumpkinhead mask	0		Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2009-10"
4262	mummy costume	0		Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2009-10"
4263	squat Ax of L'rose	0		Last Available: "2009-10"
4264	weightlifter's bark boxers	0		Muscle: +15, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xVolley, cap 10", Last Available: "2009-10"
4265	grievous bark beret	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, 2.5xLep, cap 10", Last Available: "2009-10"
4266	rosy-cheeked bark bracelet	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Single Equip
4267	green Krakrox's Loincloth of dire peril of Calamity Jane	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Class: "Seal Clubber", Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 2xPotato, cap 31"
4268	friendly smartaleck's Galapagosian Cuisses	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Familiar Weight: +3, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, MP regen, cap 31"
4269	therapeutic sage Angelhair Culottes	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Class: "Pastamancer", Familiar Effect: "1.5xPotato, 2xGhoul, cap 31"
4270	wholesome sinister Newman's Own Trousers	0		Spell Damage: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Class: "Sauceror", Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xPotato, cap 31"
4271	skewed narrow hale Volartta's bellbottoms of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Maximum HP: +20, Class: "Disco Bandit", Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1.5xFairy, cap 31"
4272	maroon avaricious medical-grade Lederhosen of the Night	0		Meat Drop: +30, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Class: "Accordion Thief", Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xGhuol, cap 31"
4273	magnetized energized tarnished purple shaking spinning ribbon candy	0		Effect: "Healthy Blue Glow", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2020-09"
4274	upside-down Underworld acorn	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2009-10"
4275	blurry Underworld trunk	0		Last Available: "2009-10"
4276	gravedigger's crafty beefcake's Underworld truncheon	0		Muscle: +25, Maximum MP: +10, Spooky Damage: +10, Last Available: "2009-10"
4277	auspicious toasty Staff of the Woodfire of temperance	0		Hot Damage: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2009-10"
4278	Jeselnik's therapeutic extremely unsafe Underworld flail	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Sleaze Damage: +25, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2009-10"
4279	tumbling Mer-kin cancerstick	0		
4280	lime green Mer-kin sawdust	0		
4281	lightning-fast Mer-kin bunwig of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Initiative: +40, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley"
4282	maroon inspector's studded experienced crappy Mer-kin mask	0		Experience: +2, Damage Absorption: +80, Item Drop: +15, Adventure Underwater, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xBarrr"
4283	wobbly coward's Annie Oakley's crappy Mer-kin tailpiece	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Monster Level: -20, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy"
4284	spinning perfumed gravedigger's wizardly Mer-kin gladiator mask	0		Mysticality: +25, Spooky Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +5, Adventure Underwater, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr"
4285	tumbling wool scorching extremely unsafe Mer-kin scholar mask	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Hot Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +1, Adventure Underwater, Familiar Effect: "cold atk"
4286	up-at-dawn coward's medical-grade Mer-kin gladiator tailpiece	0		Monster Level: -20, Adventures: +5, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy"
4287	rosewater-soaked electrified steel-toed Mer-kin scholar tailpiece	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Stench Resistance: +3, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "1.5xBarrr, 1xFairy"
4288	squat lightning-fast cool Mer-kin headguard of James Dean	0		Moxie: +5, Experience (Moxie): +3, Initiative: +40, Familiar Effect: "atk"
4289	blue Mer-kin waistrope of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3
4290	ghostly curative rosy-cheeked occult Mer-kin facecowl	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Maximum HP Percent: +30, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
4291	tumbling brainy Mer-kin thighguard	0		Mysticality: +5
4292	wobbly Fonzie's Socratic weightlifter's Mer-kin dodgeball	0		Muscle: +15, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Experience (Moxie): +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ball Bust", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ball Sweat", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ball Sack"
4293	ghostly greedy hardy Newton's Mer-kin dragnet	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Maximum HP: +50, Meat Drop: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Net Gain", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Net Loss", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Net Neutrality"
4294	jittery stiffened arcane researcher's Mer-kin switchblade of vim and vigor	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Damage Reduction: 1, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blade Sling", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blade Roller", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blade Runner"
4295	upside-down crystal orb of spirit wrangling	0		
4296	depleted uranium seal figurine	0		
4297	scorching Ass-Stompers of Violence of the bloodbag of the scaredy-cat	0		Maximum HP: +100, Monster Level: -15, Hot Damage: +25, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Stomp Ass"
4298	up-at-dawn MacGyver's Brand of Violence of the businessman	0		Maximum MP: +100, Meat Drop: +50, Adventures: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Brand"
4299	wizardly brainy Novelty Belt Buckle of Violence of extreme caution	0		Mysticality: 30, Monster Level: -25, Single Equip
4300	curative stylish strapping Lens of Violence	0		Muscle: +5, Moxie: +25, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Violent Gaze", Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr"
4301	twirling reassuring double-paned thinker's Pigsticker of Violence	0		Mysticality: +10, Cold Resistance: +5, Spooky Resistance: +1
4302	wholesome dance instructor's Jodhpurs of Violence of bravery	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Spooky Resistance: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Mosh", Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato"
4303	reassuring manspreader's boxer's Cold Stone of Hatred	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Monster Level: +10, Spooky Resistance: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Chilling Grip"
4304	chilly extremely unsafe Girdle of Hatred of horror	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Cold Damage: +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Tighten Girdle"
4305	rock-hard Staff of Simmering Hatred of James Dean of bravery	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Damage Reduction: 5, Spooky Resistance: +5
4306	prompt rosewater-soaked Lo Pan's Pantaloons of Hatred	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Stench Resistance: +3, Adventures: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "[7156]Static Shock", Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 2xVolley"
4307	executive electrified Fuzzy Slippers of Hatred of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, Meat Drop: +40, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip
4308	aromatic Lens of Hatred of the dark arts of Calamity Jane	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Stench Resistance: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Hateful Gaze", Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xBarrr"
4309	tumbling rosewater-soaked Treads of Loathing of bravery of temperance	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Stench Resistance: +3, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Cloathing
4310	blurry prompt friendly Scepter of Loathing of the sewer	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Stench Damage: +25, Adventures: +3, Cloathing
4311	red mirror fireproof thinker's weightlifter's Belt of Loathing	0		Muscle: +15, Mysticality: +10, Hot Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Cloathing
4312	bouncing supercharged dangerous Goggles of Loathing of the boozehound	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Booze Drop: +100, Cloathing, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, 1.5xBarrr"
4313	wobbly forbidden Stick-Knife of Loathing of vim and vigor of the boozehound	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Booze Drop: +100, Cloathing
4314	lime green jittery curative ruddy Jeans of Loathing of the empath	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Familiar Weight: +5, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Cloathing, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xPotato"
4315	upside-down Socratic Annual Ascot	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1
4316	greedy chilly friendly Sledgehammer of the V&aelig;lkyr	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Cold Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +20, Class: "Seal Clubber", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Bashing Slam Smash"
4317	red horrifying arcane researcher's Flail of the Seven Aspects of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Spooky Damage: +25, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Turtle of Seven Tails"
4318	lard-coated hale Wrath of the Capsaician Pastalords of the detective	0		Maximum HP: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: +20, Class: "Pastamancer", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Noodles of Fire"
4319	skewed steel-toed fortified quilted Windsor Pan of the Source	0		Damage Absorption: 100, Damage Reduction: 9, Class: "Sauceror", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Saucemageddon"
4320	nippy chaotic Seeger's Unstoppable Banjo of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Cold Damage: +10, Class: "Disco Bandit", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Funk Bluegrass Fusion"
4321	frightening friendly forbidden The Trickster's Trikitixa of bravery	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Familiar Weight: +3, Spooky Damage: +5, Spooky Resistance: +5, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Extreme High Note"
4322	avaricious fortified Newton's Claw of the Infernal Seal	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Damage Absorption: +60, Meat Drop: +30, Class: "Seal Clubber", Single Equip
4323	asbestos-lined flame-wreathed shellacked Garter of the Turtle Poacher	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +5, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Single Equip
4324	Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental of chilblains of the cheetah	0		Cold Damage: +25, Initiative: +60, Class: "Pastamancer", Single Equip
4325	Annie Oakley's fortified Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob of the cheetah	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Initiative: +60, Class: "Sauceror", Single Equip
4326	lard-coated energetic weightlifter's Bling of the New Wave	0		Muscle: +15, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Class: "Disco Bandit", Single Equip, Extra Pickpocket
4327	prompt slick La Hebilla del Cintur&oacute;n de Lopez of extreme caution	0		Moxie: +10, Monster Level: -25, Adventures: +3, Class: "Accordion Thief", Single Equip
4328	yellow squat suspicious stocking	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2009-12"
4329	gray bag of many confections	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4330	flavorless candy kneecapping stick	3	decent	Last Available: "2009-12"
4331	stale licorice garrote	3	decent	Last Available: "2009-12"
4332	forbidden candy knuckles	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2009-12"
4333	stale jawbruiser	3	decent	Last Available: "2010-12"
4334	enhanced blinking ghostly chocolate car	0		Effect: "Well-preserved", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2009-12"
4335	plastic 11 Dealer of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Last Available: "2009-12"
4336	pulsating avaricious plastic Crimbo Casino	0		Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2009-12"
4337	zippy plastic stocking mimic	0		Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2009-12"
4338	ghostly shellacked plastic Don Crimbo	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Last Available: "2009-12"
4339	shaking sinister plastic Crimbomination	0		Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2009-12"
4340	quantum Piddles	0		Effect: "Punchy, Murdery", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2009-12"
4341	ionized BitterSweetTarts	0		Effect: "Stemonitis Storm", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2009-12"
4342	dry Polka Pop	0		Effect: "Colorful Gratitude", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2009-12"
4343	Crimbuck	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4344	squat jittery purple Crimbo wreath	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4345	blinking string of Crimbo lights	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4346	spinning green plastic Crimbo reindeer	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4347	gingerbread house	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4348	leftover Crimbo rations	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4349	upside-down snow hat of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, cap 12", Last Available: "2009-12"
4350	huge twirling Jack Frost's snow pants	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xPotato, cap 12", Last Available: "2009-12"
4351	jittery snow belly of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-12"
4352	pile of loose snow	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4353	narrow Crimbough	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4354	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1	0		Skill: "Holiday Weight Gain", Last Available: "2009-12"
4355	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2	0		Skill: "Jingle Bells", Last Available: "2009-12"
4356	upside-down A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3	0		Skill: "Candyblast", Last Available: "2009-12"
4357	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4	0		Skill: "Surge of Icing", Last Available: "2009-12"
4358	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5	0		Skill: "Stealth Mistletoe", Last Available: "2009-12"
4359	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6	0		Skill: "Cringle's Curative Carol", Last Available: "2009-12"
4360	flavorless jittery expired can of franks 'n' beans	4	decent	Last Available: "2009-12"
4361	mediocre enchanted watered-down expired bottle of peppermint schnapps	2	decent	Effect: "Thunderspell", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2009-12"
4362	blurry snow halo	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2009-12"
4363	elf resistance button	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4364	quadruple-improved extra-enhanced ghostly elven suicide capsule	0		Effect: "Ooh, Umami!", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2009-12"
4365	stale penguin focaccia bread	3	decent	Last Available: "2009-12"
4366	practically non-alcoholic artisanal herringcello	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2009-12"
4367	delicious weak elven cellocello	2	awesome	Last Available: "2009-12"
4368	wrench handle	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4369	handful of headless bolts	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4370	squat bottle of agitprop ink	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4371	handful of wires	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4372	chunk of cement	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4373	grappling hook	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4374	skewed elf ear	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4375	spiraling shape	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4376	yellow Crimbomination Contraption	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4377	twirling lime green Rosewater's throwing wrench	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Last Available: "2009-12"
4378	twirling blue frightening pair of bolt cutters	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2009-12"
4379	censurious poison pen	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2009-12"
4380	cyan experienced speed limit shield	0		Experience: +2, Last Available: "2009-12"
4381	crafty shellacked live wire	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Maximum MP: +10, Last Available: "2009-12"
4382	cool misfit dolly of the storm	0		Moxie: +5, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2009-12"
4383	auspicious misfit hobby horse of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2009-12"
4384	olive shaking Sherlock's brainy misfit teddy bear	0		Mysticality: +5, Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2009-12"
4385	beefy pocketwatch on a chain of the dark arts	0		Muscle: +10, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2009-12"
4386	steel-toed padded cement sandals	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Damage Reduction: 9, Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-12"
4387	twirling ruddy steel-toed night-vision goggles	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-12"
4388	passable elf mask	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2", Last Available: "2009-12"
4389	double-paned peanut brittle shield	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2009-12"
4390	groovy Red Rover BB gun of Flo-Jo	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2009-12"
4391	scorching red-and-green sweater	0		Hot Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "[7094]Static Shock", Last Available: "2009-12"
4392	squat Crimbo Candy Cookbook	0		Skill: "Summon Crimbo Candy", Last Available: "2009-12"
4393	denatured colloidal twirling Crimbo peppermint bark	0		Effect: "Strong Spirit", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2009-12"
4394	galvanized narrow Crimbo fudge	0		Effect: "Bloody-minded", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2009-12"
4395	liquefied altered skewed Crimbo pecan	0		Effect: "Rushtacean'", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2009-12"
4396	jittery Jack-in-the-box	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4397	crank handle	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2009-12"
4398	mirror cheese ball	0		Last Available: "2010-01"
4399	huge Sinatra's cheese sword	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2010-01", Stinky Cheese
4400	electrified cheese diaper	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1.5xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2010-01", Stinky Cheese
4401	green cheese wheel of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2010-01", Stinky Cheese
4402	upside-down careful cheese eye	0		Monster Level: -10, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Give Your Opponent the Stinkeye", Last Available: "2010-01", Stinky Cheese
4403	huge perfumed Samson's Staff of Queso Escusado of Leguizamo	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Monster Level: +20, Stench Resistance: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2010-01", Stinky Cheese
4405	foreign box	0		
4406	The Art of Slapfighting	0		Class: "Seal Clubber", Skill: "Iron Palm Technique", Last Available: "2010-06"
4407	Uncle Romulus	0		Class: "Turtle Tamer", Skill: "Curiosity of Br'er Tarrypin", Last Available: "2010-03"
4408	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	0		Class: "Pastamancer", Skill: "Stringozzi Serpent", Last Available: "2010-04"
4409	Zu Mannk&auml;se Dienen	0		Class: "Sauceror", Skill: "K&auml;seso&szlig;esturm", Last Available: "2010-01"
4410	The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones	0		Class: "Disco Bandit", Skill: "Kung Fu Hustler", Last Available: "2011-01"
4411	wobbly squat teal squat Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	0		Class: "Accordion Thief", Skill: "Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration", Last Available: "2010-02"
4412	spoiled quantum taco	0	???	Last Available: "2010-10"
4413	acceptable Schr&ouml;dinger's thermos	0	???	Last Available: "2010-04"
4414	colorful plastic ball	0		Last Available: "2010-01"
4415	horrifying sealhide hood	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 40"
4416	razor-sharp sealhide leggings	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, cap 40"
4417	Samson's sealhide cloak	0		Experience (Muscle): +5
4418	quilted sealhide buckler	0		Damage Absorption: +40
4419	huge boxer's sealhide whip	0		Muscle Percent: +10
4420	wizardly sealhide moccasins	0		Mysticality: +25, Single Equip
4421	sealhide gloves of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3
4422	friendly sealhide belt	0		Familiar Weight: +3
4423	yellow sealhide snare	0		
4424	blurry puzzling trophy	0		
4425	chilled chilled ionized bouncing sealhide seal doll	0		Effect: "French Bronilla Brogueishness", Effect Duration: 61
4426	shaking hymnal	0		Skill: "Canticle of Carboloading"
4428	healthy glowstick on a string	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Raveosity: +1
4429	gray huge avaricious candy necklace	0		Meat Drop: +30, Single Equip, Raveosity: +1
4430	bouncing friendly teddybear backpack	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Raveosity: +1
4431	blurry ghostly NPZR chemistry set	0		Last Available: "2011-08"
4432	ionized narrow maroon invisibility potion	0		Effect: "Cotton Mouthed", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2011-08"
4433	colloidal denatured narrow irresistibility potion	0		Effect: "Red Around the Gills", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2011-08"
4434	super-aerosolized pickled irritability potion	0		Effect: "Powdered", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2011-08"
4436	cube	0		Last Available: "2011-02"
4438	wobbly hellseal whisker	0		
4439	spinning hellseal claw	0		
4440	fuchsia guard turtle shell of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 40"
4441	huge brainy crowbar	0		Mysticality: +5
4442	blurry frosty spaghetti cult rosary	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10
4443	curative spaghetti cult mask	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xGhuol, cap 38"
4444	guard turtle collar	0		Familiar Damage: +10
4445	narrow boxer's spangly mariachi pants	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "2xFairy, 2xPotato, cap 37"
4446	olive reassuring spangly mariachi vest of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Spooky Resistance: +1
4447	mirror foul-smelling spangly sombrero	0		Stench Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "2xFairy, 2xPotato, cap 37"
4448	distilled huge Instant Karma	1	awesome	
4449	jittery painting of a landscape	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4450	map to The Landscaper's Lair	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4451	blinking groovy pointy hat	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 27", Last Available: "2010-04"
4452	machetito of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Last Available: "2010-04"
4453	spinning blue Newton's lawnmower blade	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Last Available: "2010-04"
4454	grass clippings	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
4455	huge slick The Landscaper's leafblower	0		Moxie: +10, Last Available: "2010-04"
4456	green snowball	0		
4457	shaking snailmail bits	0		
4458	snailmail coif of the brazier of temperance	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 41"
4459	chilly snailmail breeches of the boozehound	0		Cold Damage: +5, Booze Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 0.5xFairy, cap 41"
4460	mirror veiny snailmail hauberk of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Maximum HP: +10
4461	colloidal squat squat seal-brain elixir	0		Effect: "Starry-Eyed", Effect Duration: 13
4462	enhanced diffused chocolate seal-clubbing club	0		Effect: "Crocodile Tear", Effect Duration: 32
4463	colloidal non-deionized pulsating chocolate turtle totem	0		Effect: "Carol of the Bones", Effect Duration: 66
4464	deionized aerosolized bouncing chocolate pasta spoon	0		Effect: "Cheered Up", Effect Duration: 56
4465	irradiated flattened spinning chocolate saucepan	0		Effect: "All Blued Up", Effect Duration: 67
4466	altered skewed jittery chocolate disco ball	0		Effect: "Fire Inside", Effect Duration: 32
4467	modified tumbling chocolate stolen accordion	0		Effect: "Disco Inferno", Effect Duration: 28
4468	ghostly Libram of BRICKOs	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2010-02", Skill: "Summon BRICKOs"
4469	BRICKO brick	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4470	BRICKO eye brick	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4471	BRICKO hat of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 7", Last Available: "2010-02"
4472	BRICKO pants of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, 2xLep, 1xPotato, cap 22", Last Available: "2010-02"
4473	narrow flame-wreathed BRICKO sword	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2010-02"
4474	shaking BRICKO ooze	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4475	blinking BRICKO bat	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4476	BRICKO oyster	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4477	BRICKO turtle	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4478	blurry BRICKO elephant	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4479	BRICKO octopus	0		Last Available: "2010-02", Wiki Name: "BRICKO octopus (item)"
4480	BRICKO python	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4481	BRICKO vacuum cleaner	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4482	BRICKO airship	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4483	BRICKO cathedral	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4484	BRICKO gargantuchicken	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4485	BRICKO pyramid	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4486	BRICKO pearl	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4487	olive ribald BRICKO bulwark	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Last Available: "2010-02"
4488	shaking green BRICKO trunk	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4489	gilded BRICKO brick	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4490	gilded BRICKO chalice	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4491	squat BRICKO brick	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4492	BRICKO brick	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4493	broken BRICKO brick	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4494	tumbling BRICKO reactor	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4495	jittery mirror BRICKO egg	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4496	extra-heavy BRICKO brick	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2010-02"
4497	ionized moist recording of The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder	0		Effect: "The Sweats", Effect Duration: 47
4498	diffused polarized recording of Benetton's Medley of Diversity	0		Effect: "Gleaming White Teeth", Effect Duration: 16
4499	altered recording of Elron's Explosive Etude	0		Effect: "'Roids of the Rhinoceros", Effect Duration: 16
4500	altered extra-quantum recording of Chorale of Companionship	0		Effect: "Blessing of Bulbazinalli", Effect Duration: 23
4501	colloidal skewed recording of Prelude of Precision	0		Effect: "Cute Vision", Effect Duration: 30
4502	vacuum-sealed huge recording of Donho's Bubbly Ballad	0		Effect: "Shamboozled", Effect Duration: 21
4503	super-boiled warmed skewed tumbling recording of Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	0		Effect: "Sewer-Drenched", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2010-02"
4504	flame-wreathed scorching heart of the volcano	0		Hot Damage: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +10
4505	Vulcanized warmed wobbly bouncing Northern pemmican	0		Effect: "Charrrming", Effect Duration: 36
4506	puzzling ribbon	0		
4507	Clan looking glass	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2010-03"
4508	aerosolized chilled narrow &quot;DRINK ME&quot; potion	0		Effect: "Aloysius' Antiphon of Aptitude", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2010-03"
4509	reflection of a map	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4510	moldy walrus ice cream	3	crappy	Last Available: "2010-03"
4511	delicious diet beautiful soup	1	awesome	Last Available: "2010-03"
4512	eggman noodles	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4513	Vial of <i>jus de larmes</i>	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4514	snack-sized rotten Humpty Dumplings	2	crappy	Last Available: "2010-03"
4515	special rotten blurry Lobster <i>qua</i> Grill	3	crappy	Effect: "Moon'd", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2010-03"
4516	bad weak missing wine	2	decent	Last Available: "2010-03"
4517	small bland matter custard	2	decent	Last Available: "2010-03"
4518	energized vacuum-sealed irradiated mirror comfit?	0		Effect: "Patent Avarice", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2010-03"
4519	ittah bittah hookah	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2010-03"
4520	ghostly flamingo mallet of the cougar of the businessman	0		Moxie: +20, Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2010-03"
4521	shaking croquet hedgehog	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4522	Tiger-lily's milk	1	good	Last Available: "2010-03"
4523	mirror frosty eye of the Tiger-lily of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: 35, Last Available: "2010-03"
4524	fortified wig of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Damage Absorption: +60, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, 1xGhuol, cap 17", Last Available: "2010-03"
4525	diet adequate donut	1	good	Last Available: "2010-03"
4526	rotten bucket of honey	4	crappy	Last Available: "2010-03"
4527	pulsating tumbling scorching Lo Pan's elephant stinger	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Hot Damage: +25, Last Available: "2010-03"
4528	moldy dragon snaps	3	crappy	Last Available: "2010-03"
4529	upside-down veiny Socratic snapdragon pistil	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Maximum HP: +10, Last Available: "2010-03"
4530	puff of smoke	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4531	enchanted flavorless rook cookie	4	decent	Effect: "Unusual Fashion Sense", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2010-03"
4532	decent spinning bishop cookie	3	good	Last Available: "2010-03"
4533	moldy squat spinning knight cookie	3	crappy	Last Available: "2010-03"
4534	adequate king cookie	4	good	Last Available: "2010-03"
4535	rotten diet spinning queen cookie	1	crappy	Effect: "Towering Strength", Last Available: "2010-03"
4536	shaking fairy-worn boots	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-08"
4537	purple insane tophat of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 7", Last Available: "2010-03"
4538	Oprah's energetic helm of the knight	0		Maximum MP Percent: 70, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 15", Last Available: "2010-03"
4539	vibrating smooth wristwatch of the knight	0		Moxie: +15, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-03", Nonstackable Watch
4540	Usain Bolt's veiny trousers of the knight	0		Maximum HP: +10, Initiative: +80, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2.5xPotato, 2xLep, cap 15", Last Available: "2010-03"
4541	clever tophat	0		Maximum MP: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, cap 25"
4542	squat occult tie	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Single Equip
4543	blinking sharpshooter's tuxedo pants	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 25"
4544	porpoise	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4545	purple pocketwatch	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4546	bandersnatch	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4547	caterpillar	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4548	walrus	0		Last Available: "2010-03", Synergetic
4549	carpenter	0		Last Available: "2010-03", Synergetic
4550	dodo	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4551	perfumed detour shield	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2010-03"
4552	blinking left parenthesis	0		
4553	lowercase a	0		
4554	percent sign	0		
4555	pulsating left bracket	0		
4556	pulsating right parenthesis	0		
4557	narrow dollar sign	0		
4558	equal sign	0		
4559	twirling record album	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4560	map to Professor Jacking's laboratory	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4561	can of depilatory cream	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4562	hair of the calf	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4563	hand-crafted world's most unappetizing beverage	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2010-04"
4564	fireproof slippery when wet shield	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2010-04"
4565	spoiled raisin	3	crappy	Last Available: "2010-04"
4566	fly glasses	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Last Available: "2010-04"
4567	banded beefy flyest of shirts	0		Muscle: +10, Damage Absorption: +100, Last Available: "2010-04"
4568	normal a dance upon the palate	3	good	Last Available: "2010-04"
4569	bland prehistoric meteorite jawbreaker	3	decent	Last Available: "2010-04"
4570	Crazyleg's razor	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4571	flavorless squirmy violent party snack	4	decent	Last Available: "2010-04"
4572	smooth can-you-dig-it?	0		Moxie: +15, Last Available: "2010-04"
4573	jittery tumbling The Legendary Beat	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4574	huge panicked kernel	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2010-04"
4575	bugged beanie	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Last Available: "2010-04"
4576	blurry bugged balaclava	0		Monster Level: +20, Equips On: "Baby Bugged Bugbear", Last Available: "2010-04"
4577	blurry bugged b&Atilde;&para;n&plusmn;&Atilde;&copy;t	0		Food Drop: +5, Pants Drop: +5, Candy Drop: +5, Equips On: "Baby Bugged Bugbear", Last Available: "2010-04"
4578	meat st&permil;&iquest;bing club	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4579	deionized mirror upside-down Knob G&Atilde;&para;blin l&Atilde;&sup2;ve potion	0		Effect: "Moon'd", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2010-04"
4580	lard-coated school Mafi<i>a kni</i>cke&frac12;&aelig;	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2010-04"
4581	narrow greedy Temple Grandin's T&Icirc;&curren;&loz;lisman of Bai&oslash;&Dagger;	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2010-04", Wiki Name: "Bugged baio"
4582	yellow fat bottom quark	0		Last Available: "2010-05"
4583	glob of skin	0		
4584	normal wobbly six wedges of goat cheese	3	good	
4585	blue collection of objects	0		
4586	boulder	0		
4587	goth	0		
4588	spinning brown pixel	0		
4589	red foul-smelling pixel whip	0		Stench Damage: +10
4590	ghostly stylish pixel chain whip	0		Moxie: +25, Last Available: "2010-07"
4591	narrow pixel morning star of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2010-07"
4592	bouncing pixel orb	0		Last Available: "2010-07"
4593	twirling cyan pixellated moneybag	0		Last Available: "2010-07"
4594	pixel cross	0		
4595	pixel holy water	0		Last Available: "2010-07"
4596	map to Vanya's Castle	0		Last Available: "2010-07"
4597	8-Bit Power magazine	0		Last Available: "2010-07"
4598	tumbling pixel stopwatch	0		Last Available: "2010-07"
4599	bottle opener	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4600	map to the Kegger in the Woods	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4601	tolerable fancy plastic cup of beer	4	good	Effect: "Egg on your Face", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2010-06"
4602	orquette's phone number	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4603	bronze handcuffs	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4604	bouncing keg	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4605	studded quilted bottle of Goldschn&ouml;ckered	0		Damage Absorption: 120, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Goldensh&ouml;wer", Last Available: "2010-06"
4606	adequate low-calorie sun-dried tofu	1	good	Effect: "Deadened palate", Effect Duration: 1, Last Available: "2010-08"
4607	mediocre soyburger juice	3	decent	Effect: "Oversaturated Palate", Effect Duration: 1, Last Available: "2010-08"
4608	squat respected companion biscuit	0		Last Available: "2010-08"
4609	essential tofu	0		Last Available: "2010-08"
4610	super-modified essential soy	0		Effect: "Whitened Teeth", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2010-08"
4611	pressed quadruple-irradiated flattened essential cameraderie	0		Effect: "Mad at Science", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2010-08"
4612	souvenir drawing	0		Last Available: "2010-08"
4613	map to the Magic Commune	0		Last Available: "2010-08"
4614	bouncing blurry Newton's Crown of Thrones	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2010-05"
4615	hand-crafted Cinco Mayo Lager	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2010-05"
4616	Underworld sapling	0		Last Available: "2009-10"
4617	pruning shears	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4618	yellow mirror plastic cup of flat beer	0		
4619	upside-down frisbee	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4620	motorcycle	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2010-06"
4621	Game Grid token	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4622	Game Grid ticket	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4623	moist activated chocolate-covered caviar	0		Effect: "Salty Dogs", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2020-09"
4624	rotten gigantic pawn cookie	10	crappy	Last Available: "2010-06"
4625	distilled coffee pixie stick	1	decent	Last Available: "2010-06"
4626	bouncing superduperball	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4627	spinning finger cuffs	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4628	parachute guy	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4629	plastic spider ring of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Shoot Web", Last Available: "2010-06"
4630	knitted plastic kazoo	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2010-06"
4631	smartaleck's inflatable baseball bat	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Last Available: "2010-06"
4632	tumbling reassuring vibrating googly-star hat	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Spooky Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "atk", Last Available: "2010-06"
4633	ghostly shaking healthy googly-ball hat of the blizzard	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2010-06"
4634	fuchsia sizzling manspreader's googly-heart hat	0		Monster Level: +10, Hot Damage: +10, Last Available: "2010-06"
4635	coward's super-sweet boom box of the early riser	0		Monster Level: -20, Adventures: +7, Four Songs, Last Available: "2010-06"
4636	blurry cyan Game Grid valued membership card	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4637	savvy wizardly sinister demon mask of the bloodbag	0		Mysticality: +25, Mysticality Percent: +20, Maximum HP: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2010-06"
4638	ghostly streetfighting champion's belt of the dark arts of the empath of horror	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Familiar Weight: +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-06"
4639	reassuring stylish Space Trip safety headphones of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Moxie: +25, Spooky Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-06"
4640	LARP carp of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20
4641	groovy KoL Con Six Pack of the cheetah	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Initiative: +60
4642	toasty Gregarious Gregorian Smock	0		Hot Damage: +5
4643	strapping rxr shield	0		Muscle: +5, Last Available: "2010-06"
4644	stanky Jim Carey's Juju Mojo Mask of the businessman	0		Monster Level: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +50, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2010-07"
4645	space trooper helmet of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 2"
4646	miser's curative Socratic Meteoid ice beam	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Meat Drop: +10, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2011-12"
4647	red scorching smartaleck's boxer's Dungeon Fist gauntlet	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Moxie Percent: +30, Hot Damage: +25, Last Available: "2011-06"
4648	pulsating Schmalz's First Prize Beer	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4649	tumbling chiptune guitar	0		Item Drop: +25, Equips On: "Mini-Hipster", Familiar Effect: "item drop"
4650	fixed-gear bicycle	0		Experience: +3, Equips On: "Mini-Hipster", Familiar Effect: "stats"
4651	ironic moustache	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Familiar Effect: "+10 lbs"
4652	twirling lard-coated ironic knit cap of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 2xPotato, cap 10"
4653	ironic sunglasses	0		Single Equip, Thorns: 1
4654	stiffened ironic battle spoon	0		Damage Reduction: 1
4655	aromatic baleful ironic jogging shorts of courage	0		Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +3, Stench Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 6xGhuol, cap 10"
4656	wobbly Da Vinci's mole skin notebook	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5
4657	pair of jeans	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4658	bouncing map to Ellsbury's Claim	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4659	shaking blackberry galoshes of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Single Equip
4660	green veiny Samson's trout fang	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Maximum HP: +10, Last Available: "2010-09"
4661	stale blurry teal poisonous caviar	3	decent	Last Available: "2010-09"
4662	polarized wet venom duct	0		Effect: "Clyde's Blessing", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2010-09"
4663	Ellsbury's journal	0		Skill: "Unaccompanied Miner", Last Available: "2010-09"
4664	ribald horrifying Ellsbury's skull	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +10, Last Available: "2010-09"
4665	lime green hale hot plate	0		Maximum HP: +20, Thorns: 1
4666	mansplainer's crafty imp unity ring	0		Maximum MP: +10, Monster Level: +15
4667	spinning rock-hard Victor, the Insult Comic Hellhound Puppet	0		Damage Reduction: 5
4668	wobbly frosty observational glasses	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10
4669	red Fonzie's hilarious comedy prop	0		Experience (Moxie): +1
4670	beer-scented teddy bear	0		
4671	special mediocre irresponsibly strong booze-soaked cherry	9	decent	Effect: "Blessing of Squirtlcthulli", Effect Duration: 15
4672	comfy pillow	0		
4673	moldy diet bouncing marshmallow	1	crappy	
4674	bite-sized bland sponge cake	1	decent	
4675	bad yellow gin-soaked blotter paper	3	decent	
4676	tree-holed coin	0		
4677	unearthed volcanic meteoroid	0		Skill: "Volcanometeor Showeruption", Last Available: "2011-12"
4678	unearthed potsherd	0		
4679	volcanic ash	0		
4680	smoked potsherd	0		
4681	bouncing sharpshooter's pottery shield	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Last Available: "2010-09"
4682	mirror spinning sharpshooter's experienced pottery hat	0		Experience: +2, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cap 11", Last Available: "2010-09"
4683	banded thinker's pottery training pants	0		Mysticality: +10, Damage Absorption: +100, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 2xGhuol, cap 12", Last Available: "2010-09"
4684	gravedigger's pottery club	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Last Available: "2010-09"
4685	Annie Oakley's pottery yo-yo	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Last Available: "2010-09"
4686	pottery barn owl figurine	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4687	fossilized bat skull	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4688	fossilized serpent skull	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4689	fossilized baboon skull	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4690	fossilized wyrm skull	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4691	fossilized wing	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4692	tumbling wobbly fossilized limb	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4693	fossilized torso	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4694	fossilized spine	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4695	affordable teak perch	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2010-09"
4696	therapeutic banded Greatest American Pants of extreme caution	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Monster Level: -25, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, 2.5xBarrr, 2xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2010-09"
4697	Tesla fossilized necklace	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2010-09"
4698	teal imp air	0		
4699	bus pass	0		
4700	teal fossilized spike	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4701	waterlogged crate	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4702	archaeologing shovel	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4703	blinking olive stylish red-hot medallion	0		Moxie: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-09"
4704	red fossilized demon skull	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4705	fossilized spider skull	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4706	tumbling sinister tablet	0		
4707	bouncing E-Z Cook&trade; oven	0		
4708	My First Shaker&trade;	0		
4709	hippo tutu	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
4710	immense ballet shoes	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4711	bouncing sweatpants	0		Familiar Effect: "8xPotato, cap 2"
4712	blue GameInformPowerDailyPro subscription card	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-02"
4713	narrow twirling popsicle stick	0		
4714	stale fancy lemon popsicle	3	decent	Effect: "Stickler for Promptness", Effect Duration: 15
4715	fancy flavorless mirror popsicle	4	decent	Effect: "The Smeezingtons", Effect Duration: 10
4716	bland half-sized strawberry popsicle	2	decent	
4717	yummy liver popsicle	4	awesome	
4718	bouncing Da Vinci's mariachi hat	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
4719	wobbly razor-sharp Hollandaise helmet	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
4720	organ grinder	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4721	microwave stogie	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4722	stale liver and let pie	3	decent	Last Available: "2010-10"
4723	fancy decent ghostly badass pie	3	good	Effect: "Tremella Tremens", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2010-10"
4724	super-sized moldy blurry shoo-fish pie	5	crappy	Last Available: "2010-10"
4725	tasty jumbo piping organ pie	5	awesome	Last Available: "2010-10"
4726	spoiled igloo pie	3	crappy	Last Available: "2010-10"
4727	moldy stomach turnover	3	crappy	Last Available: "2010-10"
4728	bite-sized moldy dead lights pie	1	crappy	Last Available: "2010-10"
4729	massive spoiled throbbing organ pie	8	crappy	Last Available: "2010-10"
4730	skewed teal Jack Frost's stop shield	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2009-12"
4731	fuchsia nest egg	0		
4732	twirling sleeping piano cat	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4733	kitty sheet music	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4734	rehearsing dramatic hedgehog	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4735	prop sword	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4736	teal blinking tangle of rat tails	0		
4737	Newton's beer-soaked mop	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3
4738	aged day-old beer	3	awesome	
4739	drinkable plain beer	3	good	
4740	aged practically non-alcoholic overpriced &quot;imported&quot; beer	1	awesome	
4741	smiling rat	0		
4742	rat tooth polish	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4743	shaking narrow bone chips	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4744	tarnished deionized PlexiPips	0		Effect: "Smoky Third Eye", Effect Duration: 13
4745	irradiated Wax Flask	0		Effect: "Jerky, Boy", Effect Duration: 13
4746	Vulcanized Pain Dip	0		Effect: "Well-Swabbed Ear", Effect Duration: 65
4747	diet spoiled purple squat bone meal	1	crappy	Last Available: "2010-10"
4748	drinkable boozy bone aperitif	5	good	Last Available: "2010-10"
4749	bonerang of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Last Available: "2010-10"
4750	blurry Jack Frost's bone and arrows	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2010-10"
4751	huge deadly boning knife	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Last Available: "2010-10"
4752	Oprah's bone crusher	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2010-10"
4753	foul-smelling bone spurs	0		Stench Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-10"
4754	squat zippy extremely unsafe bonedanna	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Initiative: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 30", Last Available: "2010-10"
4755	prompt therapeutic boneana hammock	0		Adventures: +3, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xVolley, cap 30", Last Available: "2010-10"
4756	bag of bones	0		Last Available: "2010-10"
4757	Stabonic scroll	0		Last Available: "2010-10"
4758	frozen ghostly ghostly candy skeleton	0		Effect: "Cruisin' for a Bruisin'", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2020-09"
4759	maroon Grumpy Bumpkin's Pumpkin Seed Catalog	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4760	red packet of pumpkin seeds	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4761	pumpkin	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4762	huge pumpkin	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4763	adequate gigantic mirror pumpkin pie	6	good	Last Available: "2010-11"
4764	aged spirit-forward pulsating pumpkin beer	5	awesome	Last Available: "2010-11"
4765	galvanized ionized pumpkin juice	0		Effect: "Sugary World View", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2010-11"
4766	pumpkin bomb	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4767	friendly smooth shin gourds	0		Moxie: +15, Familiar Weight: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-11"
4768	prompt occult Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: 125, Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2010-11"
4769	pumpkin carriage	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4770	Desert Bus pass	0		
4771	blinking ginormous pumpkin	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4804	twirling Essence of Annoyance	0		Skill: "Summon Annoyance"
4805	Unmotivator: Crashed Orca	0		Free Pull
4806	Unmotivator: Success Warrior	0		Free Pull
4807	bouncing shaking Unmotivator: Crashed Meat Car	0		Free Pull
4810	blinking Holiday Hal's Happy-Time Fun Book!	0		Skill: "Summon Holiday Fun!"
4811	huge bouncing Holiday Fun!	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-12"
4812	Antagonistic Snowman Kit	0		Skill: "Summon Carrot"
4818	spoiled bouncing CRIMBCOIDS mints	4	crappy	Last Available: "2011-01"
4819	jittery shaking can of CRIMBCOLA	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4820	normal jittery CRIMBCOLOAF	3	good	Last Available: "2011-01"
4821	moldy snack-sized squat circular CRIMBCOOKIE	2	crappy	Effect: "Mystic Circle", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2010-12"
4822	supercharged plastic CRIMBCO HQ	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2010-12"
4823	pulsating cyan avaricious plastic fax machine	0		Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2010-12"
4824	mirror plastic hobo elf of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2010-12"
4825	plastic Mr. Mination of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2010-12"
4826	plastic Best Game Ever of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2010-12"
4827	hibernating robot reindeer	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2010-12"
4828	S.L.E.I.G.H.B.E.L.L.S.	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2010-12"
4829	robot reindeer protocol P.R.A.N.C.E.R.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4830	robot reindeer protocol D.A.S.H.E.R.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4831	mirror robot reindeer protocol D.O.N.N.E.R.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4832	narrow robot reindeer protocol V.I.X.E.N.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4833	robot reindeer protocol C.U.P.I.D.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4834	robot reindeer protocol D.A.N.C.E.R.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4835	pulsating robot reindeer protocol C.O.M.E.T.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4836	robot reindeer protocol B.L.I.T.Z.E.N.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4837	wobbly robot reindeer protocol R.U.D.O.L.P.H.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4838	pulsating lime green robot reindeer protocol O.L.I.V.E.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4839	tiny adequate triangular CRIMBCOOKIE	1	good	Effect: "Triangle, Man", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2010-12"
4840	spoiled teal square CRIMBCOOKIE	4	crappy	Effect: "Square to be Hip", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2010-12"
4841	purple curative fortified razor-sharp bindlestocking	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Damage Absorption: +60, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Drops Items, Last Available: "2010-12"
4842	sleeping stocking	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4843	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker	0		Skill: "Toynado", Last Available: "2010-12"
4844	The Joy of Wassailing	0		Skill: "Wassail", Last Available: "2010-12"
4845	scandalous Samson's Uncle Hobo's stocking cap	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Sleaze Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk", Last Available: "2010-12"
4846	Temple Grandin's groovy Uncle Hobo's epic beard	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Familiar Weight: +7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-12"
4847	double-paned dance instructor's Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Cold Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol", Last Available: "2010-12"
4848	twirling censurious boxer's Uncle Hobo's fingerless tinsel gloves	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-12"
4849	spinning Jim Carey's Uncle Hobo's highest bough of bravery	0		Monster Level: +25, Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2010-12"
4850	rock-hard Uncle Hobo's belt of the sweet-tooth	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Candy Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-12"
4851	magnetized tumbling chocolate cigar	0		Effect: "Cat Class, Cat Style", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2010-12"
4852	twirling aromatic gift-a-pult	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2010-12"
4853	nitrogenated activated upside-down holly-flavored Hob-O	0		Effect: "Starry-Eyed", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2020-09"
4854	blinking CRIMBCO scrip	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4855	Toot Oriole care package	0		
4856	maroon paperclip	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4857	bottle of Blank-Out	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4858	greasy CRIMBCO lanyard	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-01"
4859	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	0		Skill: "Fashionably Late", Last Available: "2011-01"
4860	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	0		Skill: "Executive Narcolepsy", Last Available: "2011-01"
4861	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	0		Skill: "Lunch Break", Last Available: "2011-01"
4862	blurry upside-down CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	0		Skill: "Offensive Joke", Last Available: "2011-01"
4863	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	0		Skill: "Managerial Manipulation", Last Available: "2011-01"
4864	skewed photocopier	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4865	pulsating lime green deluxe fax machine	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4866	Workytime Tea	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4867	paperclip sproinger	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4868	aromatic knitted Van der Graaf paperclip-on tie	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Stench Resistance: +1, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-01"
4869	bouncing blinking hardened sage paperclip pants	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Damage Reduction: 3, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xBarrr, cap 12", Last Available: "2011-01"
4870	vibrating occult paperclip turban of temperance	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 12", Last Available: "2011-01"
4871	red paperclip cape of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Last Available: "2011-01"
4872	tumbling glob of Blank-Out	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4873	photocopied monster	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4874	gaudy key	0		
4875	cyan shaking BGE merchandise order form	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4876	diffused squat chocolate bath ball	0		Effect: "Bandersnatched", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2011-01"
4877	dry cold-filtered bacon bath ball	0		Effect: "Patience of the Tortoise", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2011-01"
4878	ionized warmed incense bath ball	0		Effect: "Spirit Bubble", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2011-01"
4879	nitrogenated irradiated myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball	0		Effect: "License to Punch", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2011-01"
4880	narrow CRIMBCO mug	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4881	mediocre fancy CRIMBCO wine	3	decent	Effect: "Wallflowering", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2011-01"
4882	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4883	toe jam	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4884	rotten shaking toe jam toast	3	crappy	Last Available: "2011-01"
4885	gray traffic jam	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4886	toothsome traffic jam toast	3	awesome	Last Available: "2011-01"
4887	blinking space jam	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4888	diet flavorless jittery space jam toast	1	decent	Last Available: "2011-01"
4889	irradiated quadruple-dry blinking maroon motivational poster	0		Effect: "Chunky", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2011-01"
4890	gray squat sack lunch	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4891	bath ball gift set	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4892	cyan slow jam collection	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4893	BGE shotglass	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4894	small toothsome festive sausage	2	awesome	Last Available: "2011-01"
4895	normal holiday cheese log	3	good	Last Available: "2011-01"
4896	holiday log	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4897	squat Fonzie's BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt of Gandalf	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Last Available: "2010-12"
4898	teal greedy BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2010-12"
4899	Rosewater's BGE pocket calendar	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-12"
4900	BGE temporary tattoo	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4901	BGE plastic toy of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-12"
4902	weightlifter's stapler bear	0		Muscle: +15, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2010-12"
4903	spinning therapeutic adhesive tape dolly	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2010-12"
4904	gray scissor duck of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2010-12"
4905	coal paperweight	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4906	bouncing jingle bell	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4907	olive pulsating manspreader's MacGyver's Seven Loco	0		Maximum MP: +100, Monster Level: +10, Last Available: "2010-09"
4908	Loathing Legion knife	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4909	family-friendly Loathing Legion many-purpose hook	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4910	narrow energetic Loathing Legion moondial	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4911	skewed wool Loathing Legion necktie	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4912	grievous Loathing Legion knife	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4913	narrow Jim Carey's Loathing Legion corkscrew	0		Monster Level: +25, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4914	bouncing chaotic Loathing Legion can opener	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4915	Socratic educational Loathing Legion chainsaw	0		Experience: +1, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4916	nasty Loathing Legion rollerblades	0		Stench Damage: +5, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4917	Rosewater's Loathing Legion flamethrower	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4918	Loathing Legion tattoo needle	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4919	wobbly lion tamer's Loathing Legion defibrillator	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4920	cyan energetic Loathing Legion double prism	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4921	Lo Pan's Loathing Legion tape measure	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4922	bouncing Loathing Legion kitchen sink of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4923	jittery steel-toed Loathing Legion abacus	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4924	Loathing Legion helicopter	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4925	experienced Loathing Legion pizza stone	0		Experience: +2, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4926	bouncing Loathing Legion universal screwdriver	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4927	bouncing twirling Loathing Legion jackhammer	0		Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4928	yellow veiny Loathing Legion hammer	0		Maximum HP: +10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4929	tumbling skewed Uncle Crimbo's Sack	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4930	twirling gray Folder Holder	0		Last Available: "2013-08"
4937	a angel	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4938	huge quake of arrows	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4939	time's arrow	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4940	arrowgram	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4941	snack-sized spoiled Knob jelly donut	2	crappy	
4942	blurry Knob cake	0		
4943	Knob cake pan	0		
4944	Knob batter	0		
4945	Knob frosting	0		
4946	unfrosted Knob cake	0		
4947	Cobb's Knob Menagerie key	0		
4948	GOTO	0		
4949	electrified energized extra-colloidal weremoose spit	0		Effect: "Void Between the Stars", Effect Duration: 25
4950	electrified Vulcanized oxidized abominable blubber	0		Effect: "Turn On, Tune In, Play Ball!", Effect Duration: 36
4951	zippy flimsy clipboard	0		Initiative: +20
4952	chilled enhanced pressed baggie of sugar	0		Effect: "Glo-Face", Effect Duration: 28
4953	whalebone corset of the bloodbag of the businessman	0		Maximum HP: +100, Meat Drop: +50, Single Equip
4954	dance instructor's oven mitts	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Single Equip
4955	adequate bouncing overcookie	3	good	
4956	toothsome philosopher's scone	3	awesome	
4957	aerosolized corrupted super-deionized yellow huge half-baked potion	0		Effect: "Innately Strong", Effect Duration: 41
4958	Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20
4959	tasty snack-sized Knob nuts	2	awesome	
4960	drinkable fancy Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	3	good	Effect: "The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder", Effect Duration: 40
4961	Subject 37 file	0		
4962	double-paned flame-wreathed mysterious lapel pin	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +5, Single Equip
4963	state loom	0		Familiar Weight: +10
4964	Evilometer	0		
4965	skewed Sorcerers of the Shore Grimoire	0		Free Pull, Skill: "Summon Alice's Army Cards"
4966	Pack of Alice's Army Cards	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4967	Alice's Army Swordsman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4968	ghostly Alice's Army Spearsman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4969	Alice's Army Halberder	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4970	narrow Alice's Army Guard	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4971	Alice's Army Wallman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4972	bouncing Alice's Army Ninja	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4973	Alice's Army Alchemist	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4974	shaking Alice's Army Page	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4975	shaking Alice's Army Shieldmaiden	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4976	Alice's Army Mad Bomber	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4977	Alice's Army Nurse	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4978	Alice's Army Hammerman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4979	twirling Alice's Army Bowman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4980	huge Alice's Army Lanceman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4981	Alice's Army Horseman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4982	Alice's Army Coward	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4983	olive tumbling Alice's Army Cleric	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4984	narrow Alice's Army Sniper	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4985	upside-down Alice's Army Dervish	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4986	Alice's Army Martyr	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4987	Pack of Alice's Army Foil Cards	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4988	Alice's Army Foil Swordsman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4989	Alice's Army Foil Spearsman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4990	bouncing Alice's Army Foil Halberder	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4991	Alice's Army Foil Guard	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4992	Alice's Army Foil Wallman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4993	skewed Alice's Army Foil Ninja	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4994	skewed fuchsia Alice's Army Foil Alchemist	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4995	Alice's Army Foil Page	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4996	Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4997	Alice's Army Foil Mad Bomber	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4998	lime green jittery Alice's Army Foil Nurse	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4999	Alice's Army Foil Hammerman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5000	Alice's Army Foil Bowman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5001	blue Alice's Army Foil Lanceman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5002	Alice's Army Foil Horseman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5003	Alice's Army Foil Coward	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5004	Alice's Army Foil Cleric	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5005	gray narrow squat Alice's Army Foil Sniper	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5006	Alice's Army Foil Dervish	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5007	twirling Alice's Army Foil Martyr	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5008	yellow blurry Single Alice's Army Foil	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5009	censurious card sleeve	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2011-03"
5010	skewed evil eye	0		
5011	spinning shaking Alice's Army Foil tattoo	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5012	Ye Wizard's Shack snack voucher	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5013	moldy blinking wasabi pocky	4	crappy	Last Available: "2011-03"
5014	tasty tobiko pocky	3	awesome	Last Available: "2011-03"
5015	stale enchanted natto pocky	3	decent	Effect: "Mo' Hobo", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2011-03"
5016	acceptable cyan tumbling wasabi-infused sake	3	good	Last Available: "2011-03"
5017	aged strong tobiko-infused sake	5	awesome	Last Available: "2011-03"
5018	perfectly mixed squat natto-infused sake	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-03"
5019	wet shaking wasabi marble soda	0		Effect: "Hardened Fabric", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2011-03"
5020	altered anodized tobiko marble soda	0		Effect: "Okee-Dokee Go!", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2011-03"
5021	triple-Vulcanized twirling natto marble soda	0		Effect: "Dreams and Lights", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2011-03"
5022	Alice's Army booster box	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5023	galvanized lime green elderly jawbreaker	0		Effect: "Feelin' Philosophical", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2020-09"
5024	weak fancy drinkable marshmallow flamb&eacute;	2	good	Effect: "The Real Deal", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2011-03"
5025	watered-down fancy artisanal cranberry schnapps	2	super ultra EPIC	Effect: "Educated (Sorta)", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2011-03"
5026	practically non-alcoholic artisanal breaded beer	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	Last Available: "2011-03"
5027	watered-down mediocre soy cordial	2	decent	Last Available: "2011-03"
5028	lard-coated friendly groovy astral bludgeon	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Familiar Weight: +3, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
5029	Sinatra's astral shield of Gandalf	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Spell Critical Percent: +20
5030	supercharged Samson's astral chapeau of bravery	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Spooky Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 12"
5031	mansplainer's supercool astral bracer of the sewer	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Monster Level: +15, Stench Damage: +25
5032	narrow astral longbow of dire peril of Calamity Jane of Flo-Jo	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Initiative: +100
5033	frightening MacGyver's astral shorts of extreme caution	0		Maximum MP: +100, Monster Level: -25, Spooky Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xGhoul, cap 12"
5034	executive forbidden Rosewater's astral mace	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Meat Drop: +40
5035	ghostly miser's banded groovy astral trousers	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Damage Absorption: +100, Meat Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 12"
5036	inspector's curative weightlifter's astral ring	0		Muscle: +15, Item Drop: +15, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
5037	green lard-coated astral statuette of horror of bravery	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +5
5038	cyan jittery executive padded astral pistol of the bloodbag	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Maximum HP: +100, Meat Drop: +40
5039	greedy wholesome astral mask	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Meat Drop: +20
5040	tumbling astral pet sweater	0		Familiar Weight: +10
5041	Jeselnik's vibrating savvy astral shirt	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Sleaze Damage: +25
5042	mirror smelly astral belt of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +10
5043	spoiled astral hot dog	3	???	
5044	acceptable boozy astral pilsner	5	???	
5045	astral hot dog dinner	0		
5046	astral six-pack	0		
5047	Clan shower	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-04"
5048	teal shard of double-ice	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5049	healthy wholesome double-ice cap of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Maximum HP Percent: 30, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 17", Last Available: "2011-04"
5050	shellacked Fonzie's slick double-ice box	0		Moxie: +10, Experience (Moxie): +1, Damage Reduction: 7, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2011-04"
5051	family-friendly Jack Frost's double-ice britches of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 3xVolley, 3xLep, cap 17", Last Available: "2011-04"
5052	upside-down handful of numbers	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
5053	yellow squat Lars the Cyberian	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5054	purple intriguing puzzle box	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5055	blinking obnoxious riddle	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5056	best joke ever	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5057	galvanized Atomic Comic	0		Effect: "Electrolit Up", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2011-04"
5058	altered non-quantum concentrated jittery maroon Red Pill	0		Effect: "Wreathed in Merriment", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2011-04"
5059	Skullhead's Screw	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5060	mysterious present	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5061	boxing-glove-in-a-box	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5062	jittery voodoo doll	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5063	twirling the finger	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5064	blinking Salsa de las Epocas	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5065	normal miniature spaghetti con calaveras	2	good	Last Available: "2011-04"
5066	pulsating s'more gun	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5067	moldy popcorn	3	crappy	Last Available: "2011-04"
5068	decent chaos popcorn	4	good	Last Available: "2011-04"
5069	nippy smartaleck's hole of terror	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Cold Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2011-04"
5070	innuendo	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5071	miniature rotten s'more	0	crappy	Last Available: "2011-04"
5072	upside-down diamond ring	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5073	weak bad cyan Russian Ice	2	decent	Last Available: "2011-04"
5074	auspicious clay ashtray	0		Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2011-05"
5075	smartaleck's lanyard	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5076	fuchsia monster pants of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "3xVolley, 3xPotato, cap 17", Last Available: "2011-05"
5077	purple box of Pok&euml;mann band-aids	0		Last Available: "2011-05"
5078	galvanized galvanized narrow Pok&euml;mann band-aid	0		Effect: "Paging Betty", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2011-05"
5079	spinning Tesla Van der Graaf helmet of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, cap 7", Last Available: "2011-05"
5080	spinning crutch of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2011-05"
5081	Samson's shock belt	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5082	cold-filtered diffused Okee-Dokee soda	0		Effect: "Cock of the Walk", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2011-05"
5083	rosy-cheeked rubber band gun	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2011-05"
5084	blurry prompt pin-stripe slacks	0		Adventures: +3, Familiar Effect: "6xSombrero, 2xPotato, cap 7", Last Available: "2011-05"
5085	pulsating greasy gloves	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5086	warmed blinking blurry correction fluid	0		Effect: "Abyssal Sweat", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2011-05"
5087	healthy Pok&euml;mann figurine: Porkachu	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5088	twirling asbestos-lined Pok&euml;mann figurine: Magikrap	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5089	purple padded Pok&euml;mann figurine: Vegemite	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5090	stylish Pok&euml;mann figurine: Vermouth	0		Moxie: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5091	gravedigger's Pok&euml;mann figurine: Smugleaf	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5092	extremely unsafe Pok&euml;mann figurine: Twitter	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5093	Pok&euml;mann figurine: Bloodkip of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5094	mansplainer's Pok&euml;mann figurine: Hoboking	0		Monster Level: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5095	wholesome Pok&euml;mann figurine: Duck	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5096	scorching Pok&euml;mann figurine: Nothing	0		Hot Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5097	bouncing rosy-cheeked Pok&euml;mann figurine: Kagosan	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5098	studded Pok&euml;mann figurine: Galumpagump	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5099	gravedigger's Pok&euml;mann figurine: Shoggoth	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5100	chaotic Pok&euml;mann figurine: Frank	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5101	weightlifter's Pok&euml;mann figurine: Moog	0		Muscle: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5102	colloidal modified pulsating willyweed	0		Effect: "Nut-Rition", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2011-05"
5103	aerosolized activated Nuclear Blastball	0		Effect: "Mana Tea", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2011-05"
5104	quadruple-oxidized Vulcanized yellow fish juice box	0		Effect: "Jingle Jangle Jingle", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2011-05"
5105	paint bomb	0		Last Available: "2011-05"
5106	hideous egg	0		Last Available: "2011-05"
5107	drinkable Jeppson's Malort	3	good	Last Available: "2011-06"
5108	fistful of ashes	0		
5109	grievous stress ball	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Squeeze Stress Ball", Last Available: "2011-05"
5110	bouncing Li'l Businessman Kit	0		Meat Drop: +5, Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2011-05"
5111	crafty Ultracolor&trade; shirt	0		Maximum MP: +10, Last Available: "2011-05"
5112	maroon My Own Pen Pal kit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
5113	packet of orchid seeds	0		
5114	stomp box	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
5115	hedge trimmers	0		
5116	A. W. O. L. commendation	0		Last Available: "2011-05"
5117	reconstituted crow	0		Last Available: "2011-05"
5118	mirror bird brain	0		
5119	upside-down busted wings	0		
5120	Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery	0		Last Available: "2011-05"
5121	hale Admiral's hat of Calamity Jane of the sweet-tooth	0		Maximum HP: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Candy Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk", Last Available: "2011-05"
5122	fireproof double-paned aviator's cap of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +5, Hot Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 12", Last Available: "2011-05"
5123	Jeselnik's Van der Graaf mirrored aviator shades	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5124	blinking narrow Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy	0		Skill: "Natural Born Skeleton Killer", Last Available: "2011-05"
5125	bouncing Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5126	bouncing jittery Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5127	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5128	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5129	tumbling huge Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5130	upside-down Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5131	anodized wet bouncing Ultrasoldier Serum	0		Effect: "Boschface", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2011-06"
5132	bland snack-sized narrow elven hardtack	2	decent	Last Available: "2011-06"
5133	aged elven squeeze	3	awesome	Last Available: "2011-06"
5134	shaking lunar isotope	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5135	E.M.U. joystick	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5136	huge E.M.U. rocket thrusters	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5137	E.M.U. helmet	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5138	squat blinking E.M.U. harness	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5139	carton of astral energy drinks	0		
5140	boiled astral energy drink	1		Effect: "Sweet and Red", Effect Duration: 5
5141	Thwaitgold bee statuette	0		
5142	moon unit	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5143	E.M.U. Unit	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5144	upside-down green handful of honey	0		
5145	frozen corrupted tumbling teal squat honeypot	0		Effect: "Super-Mega-Charged", Effect Duration: 62
5146	special diet decent huge wild honey pie	1	good	Effect: "Buzzard Breath", Effect Duration: 5
5147	special delicious practically non-alcoholic honey mead	1	awesome	Effect: "Blackberry Politeness", Effect Duration: 35
5148	inspector's shellacked brainy honey dipper	0		Mysticality: +5, Damage Reduction: 7, Item Drop: +15
5149	scandalous fortified beefy honeybritches	0		Muscle: +10, Damage Absorption: +60, Sleaze Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 2xGhuol, cap 43"
5150	groovy honeycap of James Dean of horror	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Experience (Moxie): +3, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 43"
5151	squat pulsating quilted Moonthril Circlet	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2011-06"
5152	Moonthril Greaves of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Familiar Effect: "cap 25", Last Available: "2011-06"
5153	Moonthril Flamberge of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2011-06"
5154	frosty Moonthril Longbow	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2011-06"
5155	Moonthril Cuirass of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-06"
5156	experienced plush alielf	0		Experience: +2, Last Available: "2011-06"
5157	corrupted corrupted Comet Drop	0		Effect: "Buttermilk Boogie", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2020-09"
5158	plush dogcat of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Last Available: "2011-06"
5159	zippy plush hamsterpus	0		Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2011-06"
5160	plush ferrelf of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2011-06"
5161	Tesla plush alien hamsterpus	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2011-06"
5162	maroon censurious plush mutated alielf	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2011-06"
5163	spinning sharpshooter's plush mutated alielephant of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Last Available: "2011-06"
5164	upside-down mysterious chest	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-06"
5165	girl of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2011-06"
5166	top hat and cane	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5167	synthetic dog hair pill	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5168	tumbling distention pill	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5169	shaking elven medi-pack	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5170	galvanized corrupted dry mirror transporter transponder	0		Effect: "Old Time Hydration", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2011-06"
5171	Map to Safety Shelter Ronald Prime	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5172	yellow wobbly Map to Safety Shelter Grimace Prime	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5173	narrow elven magi-pack	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5174	bad Saison du Lune	4	decent	Last Available: "2011-06"
5175	hand-crafted tumbling Moonthril Schnapps	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-06"
5176	drinkable practically non-alcoholic upside-down Wrecked Generator	1	good	Last Available: "2011-06"
5177	normal special huge Spaghetti with Moonballs	7	good	Effect: "Unrunnable Face", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2011-06"
5178	small flavorless Crepes a la Lune	2	decent	Last Available: "2011-06"
5179	moldy Moon Pie	4	crappy	Last Available: "2011-06"
5180	modified double-adjusted Comet Pop	0		Effect: "All Glory To the Toad", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2011-06"
5181	polarized teal Flan in the Moon	0		Effect: "Whitened Teeth", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2011-06"
5182	oxidized energized olive 1/6th Pound Cake	0		Effect: "In Tuna", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2011-06"
5183	Mint-in-box Moonthril Circlet	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5184	Mint-in-box Moonthril Greaves	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5185	Mint-in-box Moonthril Cuirass	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5186	Mint-in-box Moonthril Flamberge	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5187	mirror Mint-in-box Moonthril Longbow	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5188	aerosolized chilled bouncing honey stick	0		Effect: "Staying Frosty", Effect Duration: 16
5189	Vulcanized narrow double-ice gum	0		Effect: "Ghostly Shell", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2011-04"
5190	jittery avaricious inspector's ribald Operation Patriot Shield	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Item Drop: +15, Meat Drop: +30, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Throw Shield", Last Available: "2011-07", Variable
5191	squirming egg sac	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5192	energized jittery blinking corrupted data	0		Effect: "Took Eleven", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2011-06"
5193	11-inch knob sausage	0		
5194	pulsating exorcised sandwich	0		
5195	Banfoy's Boutique Order Form	0		Last Available: "2011-07"
5196	dance instructor's Great S-Cape	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-07"
5197	wobbly friendly Marvelous Unitard	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-07"
5198	boiled teal gooey paste	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-08"
5199	denatured wobbly beastly paste	1	crappy	Effect: "Quadrilled", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2011-08"
5200	boiled pulsating pulsating paste	1	awesome	Last Available: "2011-08"
5201	mixed ectoplasmic paste	1	good	Effect: "Cinnamouth", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2011-08"
5202	dehydrated ghostly red greasy paste	1	good	Last Available: "2011-08"
5203	boiled bouncing bug paste	1	crappy	Last Available: "2011-08"
5204	denatured purple hippy paste	1	good	Last Available: "2011-08"
5205	dried lime green orc paste	1	decent	Effect: "Healthy Blue Glow", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2011-08"
5206	dehydrated wobbly demonic paste	1	crappy	Last Available: "2011-08"
5207	powdered mirror green indescribably horrible paste	1	decent	Last Available: "2011-08"
5208	compressed blurry mirror paste	1	crappy	Last Available: "2011-08"
5209	pickled spinning tumbling goblin paste	1	crappy	Last Available: "2011-08"
5210	diluted jittery pirate paste	1	good	Last Available: "2011-08"
5211	modified blinking chlorophyll paste	1	decent	Last Available: "2011-08"
5212	boiled bouncing paste	1	good	Last Available: "2011-08"
5213	twisted Mer-kin paste	1	crappy	Effect: "Leo Rising", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2011-08"
5214	altered red slimy paste	1	awesome	Last Available: "2011-08"
5215	altered narrow penguin paste	1	awesome	Effect: "Spiky Hair", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2011-08"
5216	diluted skewed elemental paste	1	decent	Last Available: "2011-08"
5217	powdered cosmic paste	1	good	Last Available: "2011-08"
5218	mixed twirling red hobo paste	1	decent	Last Available: "2011-08"
5219	denatured ghostly Crimbo paste	1	awesome	Last Available: "2011-08"
5220	spinning Teachings of the Fist	0		
5221	fat loot token	0		No Pull
5222	upside-down Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette	0		
5223	Tome of Clip Art	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-09", Skill: "Summon Clip Art"
5224	decent Ur-Donut	3	good	Last Available: "2011-09"
5225	The Bomb	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5226	squat bouncing blue box of Familiar Jacks	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5227	lousy weak bucket of wine	2	decent	Last Available: "2011-09"
5228	adequate purple blurry ultrafondue	3	good	Last Available: "2011-09"
5229	huge unbearable light	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5230	mirror snowflake	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5231	crystal skull	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5232	spinning borrowed time	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5233	box of hammers	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5234	Tesla shining halo	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-09"
5235	lard-coated furry halo	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-09"
5236	ghostly frosty halo of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-09"
5237	Herculean time halo	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-09"
5238	drinkable practically non-alcoholic lime green Lumineux Limnio	1	good	Last Available: "2011-09"
5239	acceptable skewed shaking green Morto Moreto	4	good	Last Available: "2011-09"
5240	mediocre tumbling Temps Tempranillo	3	decent	Last Available: "2011-09"
5241	aged bouncing Bordeaux Marteaux	4	awesome	Last Available: "2011-09"
5242	drinkable triple-distilled Fromage Pinotage	9	good	Last Available: "2011-09"
5243	tolerable bouncing Beignet Milgranet	3	good	Last Available: "2011-09"
5244	watered-down acceptable Muschat	2	good	Last Available: "2011-09"
5245	adequate cool jelly donut	3	good	Last Available: "2011-09"
5246	toothsome diet shrapnel jelly donut	1	awesome	Last Available: "2011-09"
5247	adequate occult jelly donut	4	good	Last Available: "2011-09"
5248	super-sized stale thyme jelly donut	5	decent	Last Available: "2011-09"
5249	gigantic stale lime green danish	6	decent	Last Available: "2011-09"
5250	rotten special lime green smashed danish	3	crappy	Effect: "Spiky Hair", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2011-09"
5251	bite-sized decent forbidden danish	1	good	Last Available: "2011-09"
5252	spoiled cool cat claw	3	crappy	Last Available: "2011-09"
5253	decent fancy blunt cat claw	4	good	Effect: "Supafly", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2011-09"
5254	stale pulsating shadowy cat claw	3	decent	Last Available: "2011-09"
5255	moldy small cheezburger	2	crappy	Last Available: "2011-09"
5256	decent toasted brie	3	good	Last Available: "2011-09"
5257	modified alkaline denatured tumbling skewed potion of the field gar	0		Effect: "Slightly Cursed, Mostly Lucky", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2011-09"
5258	denatured extra-quantum polarized too legit potion	0		Effect: "Pla-see-bo", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2011-09"
5259	energized anodized Bright Water	0		Effect: "Just Aged Enough", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2011-09"
5260	quadruple-polarized quantum Vulcanized cold-filtered water	0		Effect: "Disdain of the Storm Tortoise", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2011-09"
5261	vacuum-sealed maroon skewed pulsating graveyard snowglobe	0		Effect: "Cranberry Cordiality", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2011-09"
5262	ionized wet cool cat elixir	0		Effect: "Elron's Explosive Etude", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2011-09"
5263	improved diffused potion of the captain's hammer	0		Effect: "Blackberry Politeness", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2011-09"
5264	double-concentrated warmed blurry blinking potion of X-ray vision	0		Effect: "Shredding, Sweating", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2011-09"
5265	extra-polarized deionized magnetized potion of the litterbox	0		Effect: "Hella Tough", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2011-09"
5266	adjusted frozen potion of animal rage	0		Effect: "El Vibrations", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2011-09"
5267	warmed wobbly potion of punctual companionship	0		Effect: "Slightly Cursed, Mostly Lucky", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2011-09"
5268	holy bomb, batman	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5269	bobcat grenade	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5270	chocolate frosted sugar bomb	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5271	bouncing broken glass grenade	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5272	noxious gas grenade	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5273	skull with a fuse in it	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5274	boozebomb	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5275	manspreader's hammerus	0		Monster Level: +10, Last Available: "2011-09"
5276	twirling wholesome blunt icepick	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2011-09"
5277	shellacked fluorescent lightbulb	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Last Available: "2011-09"
5278	lightning-fast blammer of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2011-09"
5279	upside-down yellow clock-cleaning hammer of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Last Available: "2011-09"
5280	4:20 bomb	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5281	banded broken clock	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Last Available: "2011-09"
5282	shaking foul-smelling dethklok	0		Stench Damage: +10, Last Available: "2011-09"
5283	glacial clock of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Last Available: "2011-09"
5284	ghostly Gygaxian Libram	0		Last Available: "2011-09", Skill: "Summon Dice"
5285	d4	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5286	teal d6	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5287	skewed maroon d8	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5288	d10	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5289	yellow d12	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5290	narrow d20	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5291	blinking generic healing potion	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5292	fuchsia squat generic mana potion	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5293	generic restorative potion	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5294	kobold treasure hoard	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5295	teal newborn kobold	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5296	twirling slightly thicker filthy rags	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-09"
5297	dungeon dragon chest	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5298	adequate mirror phish stick	3	good	Last Available: "2011-09"
5299	chaotic veiny baleful plastic vampire fangs	0		Spell Damage: +25, Maximum HP: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Feed", Last Available: "2011-10"
5300	Interview With You (a Vampire)	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5301	Make-Your-Own-Vampire-Fangs kit	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5302	your own heart	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5303	wobbly toasty Sword of the Brouhaha Prince	0		Hot Damage: +5, Last Available: "2011-10"
5304	Jeselnik's Herculean Chalice of the Malkovich Prince of Leguizamo	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Monster Level: +20, Sleaze Damage: +25, Last Available: "2011-10"
5305	miser's Sceptre of the Torremolinos Prince	0		Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2011-10"
5306	ruddy Medallion of the Ventrilo Prince	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2011-10"
5307	bouncing skewed Haunted Sorority House staff guide	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5308	ghost trap	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5309	mirror chainsaw chain	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5310	shotgun shell	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5311	mirror funhouse mirror	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5312	corrupted huge ghostly body paint	0		Effect: "Egg-stra Arm", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2011-10"
5313	extra-electrified necrotizing body spray	0		Effect: "Mistified", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2011-10"
5314	alkaline bouncing bite-me-red lipstick	0		Effect: "Fiery Spirit", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2011-10"
5315	improved fuchsia squat upside-down whisker pencil	0		Effect: "BOOsted", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2011-10"
5316	electrified press-on ribs	0		Effect: "Bone Chilling", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2011-10"
5317	alkaline nitrogenated concentrated Rattlin' Chains	0		Effect: "Bestial Sympathy", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2011-10"
5318	ionized anodized narrow Gummy Brains	0		Effect: "Pumped Up", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2011-10"
5319	double-Vulcanized ionized narrow Blood 'n' Plenty	0		Effect: "Ogred and Oublietted", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2011-10"
5320	diffused Lobos Mints	0		Effect: "Oxygenated Blood", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2011-10"
5321	aerosolized wet upside-down Sweet Sword	0		Effect: "Berry Statistical", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2011-10"
5322	mediocre spirit-forward Ecto-Cooler	5	decent	Last Available: "2011-10"
5323	mediocre Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	3	decent	Last Available: "2011-10"
5324	drinkable triple-distilled skewed Blood Light	8	good	Last Available: "2011-10"
5325	bad practically non-alcoholic wobbly Silver Bullet beer	1	decent	Last Available: "2011-10"
5326	triple-distilled perfectly mixed Bone's Farm &quot;wine&quot;	7	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-10"
5327	ghost protocol	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5328	activated sorority brain	0		Effect: "Compensatory Cruelness", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2011-10"
5329	magnetized Nightstalker perfume	0		Effect: "Loco Motives", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2011-10"
5330	non-aerosolized squat teal drum of pomade	0		Effect: "Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2011-10"
5331	throwing bone	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5332	blurry friendly extra-see-thru nightie	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2011-10"
5333	arcane researcher's BRAINS shorts of courage	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Spooky Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1.5xGhuol", Last Available: "2011-10"
5334	purple jittery pulsating dangerous Mesmereyes&trade; contact lenses	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-10"
5335	green pulsating scrunchie	0		Item Drop: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-10"
5336	frightening Samson's extremely skinny jeans	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Spooky Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy", Last Available: "2011-10"
5337	narrow occult extremely unsafe The Necbromancer's Hat	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr", Last Available: "2011-10"
5338	family-friendly veiny The Necbromancer's Stein of the early riser	0		Maximum HP: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2011-10"
5339	reassuring chilly shellacked The Necbromancer's Shorts	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Cold Damage: +5, Spooky Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xGhuol", Last Available: "2011-10"
5340	sizzling deadly The Necbromancer's Wizard Staff of doom	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Hot Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2011-10"
5341	twirling spinning squat The Necbronomicon	0		Skill: "Summon &quot;Boner Battalion&quot;", Last Available: "2011-10"
5342	extra-dry perfectly mixed pulsating The Cooler Out of Space	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-10"
5343	The Necbronomicon (used)	0		Skill: "Summon &quot;Boner Battalion&quot;", Last Available: "2011-10"
5344	sorority girl's box	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5345	frozen moist boiled Necbro wafers	0		Effect: "Sneaky Serpentine Subtlety", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2020-09"
5346	death blossom	0		
5347	twirling fuchsia skewed A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used)	0		Skill: "Holiday Weight Gain", Last Available: "2009-12"
5348	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used)	0		Skill: "Jingle Bells", Last Available: "2009-12"
5349	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used)	0		Skill: "Candyblast", Last Available: "2009-12"
5350	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used)	0		Skill: "Surge of Icing", Last Available: "2009-12"
5351	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used)	0		Skill: "Stealth Mistletoe", Last Available: "2009-12"
5352	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used)	0		Skill: "Cringle's Curative Carol", Last Available: "2009-12"
5353	jar of oil	0		
5354	The Art of Slapfighting (used)	0		Class: "Seal Clubber", Skill: "Iron Palm Technique", Last Available: "2010-06"
5355	mirror blurry Uncle Romulus (used)	0		Class: "Turtle Tamer", Skill: "Curiosity of Br'er Tarrypin", Last Available: "2010-03"
5356	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used)	0		Class: "Pastamancer", Skill: "Stringozzi Serpent", Last Available: "2010-04"
5357	Zu Mannk&auml;se Dienen (used)	0		Class: "Sauceror", Skill: "K&auml;seso&szlig;esturm", Last Available: "2010-01"
5358	Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used)	0		Class: "Disco Bandit", Skill: "Kung Fu Hustler", Last Available: "2011-01"
5359	narrow Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled)	0		Class: "Accordion Thief", Skill: "Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration", Last Available: "2010-02"
5360	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used)	0		Skill: "Toynado", Last Available: "2010-12"
5361	blinking The Joy of Wassailing (used)	0		Skill: "Wassail", Last Available: "2010-12"
5362	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used)	0		Skill: "Fashionably Late", Last Available: "2011-01"
5363	shaking CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used)	0		Skill: "Executive Narcolepsy", Last Available: "2011-01"
5364	purple CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used)	0		Skill: "Lunch Break", Last Available: "2011-01"
5365	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used)	0		Skill: "Offensive Joke", Last Available: "2011-01"
5366	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used)	0		Skill: "Managerial Manipulation", Last Available: "2011-01"
5367	ghostly Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded)	0		Skill: "Natural Born Skeleton Killer", Last Available: "2011-05"
5368	Ellsbury's journal (used)	0		Skill: "Unaccompanied Miner", Last Available: "2010-09"
5369	Oprah's KoL Con 8-Bit power bracelet	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2011-09"
5370	bouncing boiler	0		
5371	stuffed-shirt scarecrow	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-11"
5372	mirror skewed family-friendly plastic trollipop	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2011-12"
5373	reassuring plastic Fudge Wizard	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2011-12"
5374	wobbly executive plastic abominable fudgeman	0		Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2011-12"
5375	spinning plastic colollilossus of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2011-12"
5376	inspector's forbidden plastic Big Candy	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2011-12"
5377	The Groose in the Hoose	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-12"
5378	spruce juice	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5379	boiled groose grease	1	decent	Effect: "Aspect of the GravyPlum Fairy", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2012-12"
5380	ghostly lollipop stick	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5381	bananagate	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5382	pearidot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5383	tourmalime	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5384	kumquartz	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5385	strawberyl	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5386	wobbly avaricious ridiculous belt	0		Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2011-11"
5387	twirling hale ridiculous earring	0		Maximum HP: +20, Last Available: "2011-11"
5388	beefy ridiculous sunglasses	0		Muscle: +10, Last Available: "2011-11"
5389	rotten diet ridiculous sandwich	1	crappy	Last Available: "2011-11"
5390	delicious watered-down olive ridiculous cocktail	2	awesome	Last Available: "2011-11"
5391	nasty zombie monkey necklace of the glutton	0		Stench Damage: +5, Food Drop: +100
5392	blinking Thwaitgold butterfly statuette	0		
5393	scrap of paper	0		
5394	sandpaper	0		
5395	peppermint sprout	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5396	ionized dry red peppermint twist	0		Effect: "Hairy Palms", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2011-11"
5397	fancy adequate peppermint patty	3	good	Effect: "Dances with Tweedles", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2011-11"
5398	peppermint crook	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5399	peppermint rhino baby	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5400	candy cane candygram	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
5401	red peppermint parasol	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5402	family-friendly candy cane	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2011-12"
5403	Mint Salton Pepper's Peppermint Seed Catalog	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5404	Peppermint Pip Packet	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5405	smelly cane-mail shirt of the wise owl of the scaredy-cat	0		Mysticality: +20, Monster Level: -15, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2011-12"
5406	frightening veiny cane-mail pants of the cheetah	0		Maximum HP: +10, Spooky Damage: +5, Initiative: +60, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xBarrr, cap 25", Last Available: "2011-12"
5407	mediocre Vodka Matryoshka	3	decent	Last Available: "2011-12"
5408	tolerable Gin Mint	3	good	Last Available: "2011-12"
5409	high-proof aged Tequiz Navidad	9	awesome	Last Available: "2011-12"
5410	perfectly mixed irresponsibly strong green Mint Yulep	6	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-12"
5411	perfectly mixed Crimbojito	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-12"
5412	bad Sangria de Menthe	3	decent	Last Available: "2011-12"
5413	candycaine powder	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
5414	licorice boa	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
5415	concentrated adjusted chilled blue upside-down licorice root	0		Effect: "Elron's Explosive Etude", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2011-12"
5416	improved banana supersucker	0		Effect: "Trivia Master", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2011-11"
5417	triple-altered diffused ionized pear supersucker	0		Effect: "Fortunate Resolve", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2011-11"
5418	non-activated oxidized pulsating lime supersucker	0		Effect: "Gummi Badass", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2011-11"
5419	colloidal double-magnetized upside-down kumquat supersucker	0		Effect: "Cat-Alyzed", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2011-11"
5420	unsweetened pressed strawberry supersucker	0		Effect: "Seal Clubbing Frenzy", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2011-11"
5421	bouncing blurry bananarama bangle	0		Item Drop: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-11"
5422	huge mansplainer's pair of pearidot earrings	0		Monster Level: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-11"
5423	narrow Temple Grandin's tourmalime tourniquet	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-11"
5424	steel-toed kumquartz ring	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-11"
5425	blinking strawberyl necklace of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-11"
5426	Socratic sucker bucket of the glutton	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2011-11"
5427	yellow clever sucker hakama	0		Maximum MP: +20, Familiar Effect: "afk, cap 12", Last Available: "2011-11"
5428	sucker kabuto of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Familiar Effect: "Atk, cap 12", Last Available: "2011-11"
5429	sucker tachi of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Last Available: "2011-11"
5430	sucker scaffold	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5431	cinnamon troll doll	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5432	grape troll doll	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5433	raspberry troll doll	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5434	cyan DNOTC Box	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
5435	pulsating fudgecule	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5436	cold-filtered denatured fudge lily	0		Effect: "Neutered Nostrils", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2011-11"
5437	superheated fudge	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5438	denatured ghostly fluid of fudge-finding	0		Effect: "Sugar High", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2011-11"
5439	fudgepuck	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5440	bland wobbly fudgesicle	3	decent	Last Available: "2011-11"
5441	gray wand of fudge control	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5442	The Kloop in the Coop	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-12"
5443	blue narrow miniscule beatbox	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5444	tarnished tarnished devilish folio	0		Effect: "The Halls of Muscularity", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2012-12"
5445	clumsiness bark	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5446	jar full of wind	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5447	dangerous jerkcicle	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5448	furious stone	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5449	skewed vanity stone	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5450	lecherous stone	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5451	jealousy stone	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5452	jittery avarice stone	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5453	narrow gluttonous stone	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5454	lime green gummi ingot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5455	gummi ingot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5456	gummi ingot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5457	frozen moist altered twirling Fudgie Roll	0		Effect: "Dilated Pupils", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2011-11"
5458	low-calorie special moldy blinking fudge bunny	1	crappy	Effect: "Swordholder", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2011-11"
5459	fudge spork	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5460	avaricious energetic Rosewater's fudgecycle	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Meat Drop: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-11"
5461	mirror fudge cube	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5462	blank fudge mold	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5463	Libram of Resolutions	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-01", Skill: "Summon Resolutions"
5464	ionized upside-down resolution: be wealthier	0		Effect: "Red Misty-Eyed", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2012-01"
5465	dry frozen liquefied lime green pulsating resolution: be happier	0		Effect: "Disco Nirvana", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2012-01"
5466	pressed spinning resolution: be stronger	0		Effect: "Ooh, Bitter!", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2012-01"
5467	unsweetened quantum ionized resolution: be smarter	0		Effect: "Spiro Gyro", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2012-01"
5468	dry resolution: be sexier	0		Effect: "Cat Class, Cat Style", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2012-01"
5469	diffused bouncing resolution: be feistier	0		Effect: "Halloweeny", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2012-01"
5470	vacuum-sealed spinning resolution: be kinder	0		Effect: "Full Bottle in front of Me", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2012-01"
5471	magnetized warmed resolution: be more adventurous	0		Effect: "Human-Demon Hybrid", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2012-01"
5472	energized narrow resolution: be luckier	0		Effect: "Black Lung", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2012-01"
5473	shaking gummi ingot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5474	gummi ingot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5475	blurry cyan gummi ingot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5476	boiled blinking gummi salamander	0		Effect: "Carrion' On", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2011-11"
5477	tarnished activated double-polymerized jittery gummi snake	0		Effect: "Grumpy and Ornery", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2011-11"
5478	ionized blue gummi canary	0		Effect: "Your Interest is Peaked", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2011-11"
5479	big flavorless gummi bear	5	decent	Last Available: "2011-11"
5480	rotten low-calorie jittery huge squat gummi bear	1	crappy	Last Available: "2011-11"
5481	spoiled upside-down gummi bear	3	crappy	Last Available: "2011-11"
5482	spoiled drunki-bear	4	crappy	Last Available: "2011-11"
5483	spoiled spinning drunki-bear	3	crappy	Last Available: "2011-11"
5484	low-calorie bland drunki-bear	1	decent	Last Available: "2011-11"
5485	gummi bowtie of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Last Available: "2011-11"
5486	red stanky fudge pocket square	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2011-11"
5487	wizardly lollipop cufflinks	0		Mysticality: +25, Last Available: "2011-11"
5488	trilobite fossil	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5489	bouncing ammonite fossil	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5490	blurry belemnite fossil	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5491	narrow trilobite candy mold	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5492	ammonite candy mold	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5493	belemnite candy mold	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5494	chilled unsweetened gummi trilobite	0		Effect: "Sensation", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2011-11"
5495	polarized yellow gummi ammonite	0		Effect: "Impregnabili Tea", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2011-11"
5496	polarized gummi belemnite	0		Effect: "Make Meat FA$T!", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2011-11"
5497	mirror yellow all-year sucker	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5498	upside-down heart of dark chocolate	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5499	asbestos-lined Big Candy's tophat of the businessman	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xGhoul, 1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2011-11"
5500	Fuzzby	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-11"
5501	narrow Jackass Plumber home game	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5502	Trivial Avocations board game	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5503	Tickle-Me Emilio	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5504	blinking blessed box	0		
5505	pack of pogs	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5506	rotten half-sized shaking jerky coins	2	crappy	Last Available: "2011-11"
5507	acceptable enchanted weak Go-Wassail	2	good	Effect: "Helping Comes Second", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2011-11"
5508	activated aerosolized narrow blinking Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide	0		Effect: "Drenched With Filth", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2011-11"
5509	ionized magnetized fuchsia bottle of bubbles	0		Effect: "Dances with Tweedles", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2011-11"
5510	Vulcanized wind-up meatcar	0		Effect: "Tasting the Rainbow", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2011-11"
5511	Trivial Avocations Card: What?	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5512	Trivial Avocations Card: When?	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5513	Trivial Avocations Card: Who?	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5514	skewed Trivial Avocations Card: Where?	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5515	pog #01 (spider)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5516	tumbling pog #02 (Knob goblin)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5517	pog #03 (warwelf)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5518	pog #04 (skleleton)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5519	upside-down shaking pog #05 (ninja snowman)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5520	pog #06 (filthy hippy)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5521	narrow pog #07 (orcish frat boy)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5522	olive pog #08 (hellion)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5523	pog #09 (pirate)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5524	huge skewed pog #10 (hobo)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5525	pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5526	unsweetened magnetized Atomic Pop	0		Effect: "Alacri Tea", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2020-09"
5527	do-rag	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-11"
5528	whimpering willow bark	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5529	decent diet maroon berries of suffering	1	good	Last Available: "2012-12"
5530	aerosolized denatured altered baobab sap	0		Effect: "Eggs-tra Sensory Perception", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2012-12"
5531	jittery cup of hickory chicory	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5532	magnolia blossom	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5533	modified Mortimer's nostrum	0		Effect: "Tearful, Fearful", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2012-12"
5534	watered-down tolerable Barulio's bottle	2	good	Last Available: "2012-12"
5535	warmed Marvin's marvelous pill	0		Effect: "Wet and Greedy", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2012-12"
5536	Winifred's whistle	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5537	prose pen	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5538	half-empty carton of milk	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5539	huge glass of warm water	0		Free Pull
5540	ionized blinking green desktop zen garden	0		Effect: "stats.enq", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2012-12"
5541	squat Vivian's Vitamin	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5542	bouncing pink-belly slapper	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5543	upside-down jittery frosty Leapin' Trousers of doom	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +50
5544	tolerable practically non-alcoholic eggnog	1	good	Last Available: "2012-12"
5545	flavorless jumbo wobbly hamhock	5	decent	Last Available: "2012-12"
5546	The Thorax's Codex of Tormenting Plants	0		Skill: "Torment Plant", Last Available: "2012-12"
5547	lime green Clancy's sackbut	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5548	blue spinning Ghost Pinching Quarterly	0		Skill: "Pinch Ghost", Last Available: "2012-12"
5549	Clancy's crumhorn	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5550	bouncing The Snitch's Manifesto	0		Skill: "Tattle", Last Available: "2012-12"
5551	Clancy's lute	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5552	skewed vibrating Trusty	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10
5553	jittery purple can of Rain-Doh	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5554	empty Rain-Doh can	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5555	flattened moist corrupted blinking fireclutch	0		Effect: "Stogied", Effect Duration: 64
5556	squat wicked Rain-Doh wings of the bloodbag	0		Spell Damage: +5, Maximum HP: +100, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2012-02"
5557	Rain-Doh agent	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5558	spinning nippy shellacked Rain-Doh laser gun	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Cold Damage: +10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2012-02"
5559	wobbly ghostly fortified strapping Rain-Doh lantern	0		Muscle: +5, Damage Absorption: +60, Softcore Only, Lantern: 1, Lantern Element: "Stench", Last Available: "2012-02"
5560	squat fuchsia Rain-Doh balls	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5561	Rain-Doh indigo cup	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5562	spinning maroon Jack Frost's Rain-Doh violet bo of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2012-02"
5563	spinning huge Rain-Doh box	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5564	Rain-Doh box full of monster	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5565	delicious PB&BP	4	awesome	
5566	enchanted half-sized decent club sandwich	2	good	Effect: "The Dinsey Way", Effect Duration: 10
5567	delicious corned-beef Reuben	3	awesome	
5568	frayed ninja rope	0		
5569	dull ninja crampons	0		
5570	loose ninja carabiner	0		
5571	tumbling Groar's fur	0		
5572	Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette	0		
5573	hand-crafted Drac & Tan	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5574	triple-distilled smooth Transylvania Sling	7	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5575	fortified artisanal special Shot of the Living Dead	5	EPIC	Effect: "The Halls of Mysticality", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2012-03"
5576	acceptable Buttery Knob	3	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5577	practically non-alcoholic drinkable Slippery Knob	1	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5578	watered-down drinkable Flaming Knob	2	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5579	mediocre Grasshopper	4	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5580	bad weak Locust	2	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5581	fancy mediocre Plague of Locusts	3	decent	Effect: "Pop-eyed", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2012-03"
5582	artisanal Red Dwarf	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5583	aged skewed Golden Mean	3	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5584	acceptable special weak Green Giant	2	good	Effect: "Goldentongue", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2012-03"
5585	hand-crafted watered-down Aye Aye	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5586	drinkable Aye Aye, Captain	3	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5587	drinkable weak Aye Aye, Tooth Tooth	2	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5588	weak smooth olive Humanitini	2	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5589	triple-distilled lousy More Humanitini than Humanitini	7	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5590	drinkable Oh, the Humanitini	4	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5591	drinkable special Great Older Fashioned	3	good	Effect: "Texas Elegance", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2012-03"
5592	practically non-alcoholic tolerable huge Fuzzy Tentacle	1	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5593	acceptable Crazymaker	3	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5594	aged distilled Zoodriver	5	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5595	hand-crafted Sloe Comfortable Zoo	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5596	tolerable Sloe Comfortable Zoo on Fire	3	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5597	bad cyan Suffering Sinner	3	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5598	weak mediocre Suppurating Sinner	2	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5599	special extra-dry aged Sizzling Sinner	5	awesome	Effect: "Trufflin'", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2012-03"
5600	smooth fuchsia Firewater	3	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5601	perfectly mixed weak Earth and Firewater	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5602	practically non-alcoholic smooth wobbly Earth, Wind and Firewater	1	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5603	weak bad Slimosa	2	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5604	mediocre Extra-slimy Slimosa	4	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5605	bad Slimebite	4	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5606	lousy practically non-alcoholic gray Cement Mixer	1	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5607	bad weak Jackhammer	2	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5608	smooth Dump Truck	4	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5609	delicious Fauna Libre	4	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5610	hand-crafted high-proof mirror Chakra Libre	6	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5611	artisanal skewed Aura Libre	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5612	bad bouncing Sazerorc	3	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5613	acceptable irresponsibly strong Sazuruk-hai	10	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5614	watered-down tolerable Flaming Sazerorc	2	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5615	triple-distilled perfectly mixed huge jittery Green Velvet	7	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5616	delicious Green Muslin	4	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5617	hand-crafted triple-distilled Green Burlap	8	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5618	acceptable watered-down Mohobo	2	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5619	acceptable Moonshine Mohobo	3	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5620	lousy Flaming Mohobo	3	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5621	watered-down drinkable Drunken Philosopher	2	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5622	weak lousy Drunken Neurologist	2	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5623	watered-down acceptable Drunken Astrophysicist	2	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5624	bad special Dark & Starry	3	decent	Effect: "Super-Mega-Ultra-Charged", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2012-03"
5625	mediocre extra-dry Black Hole	5	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5626	mediocre twirling Event Horizon	3	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5627	bad squat spinning Herring Daiquiri	3	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5628	bad Herring Wallbanger	3	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5629	acceptable Herringtini	4	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5630	mediocre fortified jittery blurry Lollipop Drop	5	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5631	lousy enchanted irresponsibly strong Candy Alexander	6	decent	Effect: "Abyssal Sweat", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2012-03"
5632	tolerable extra-dry spinning Candicaine	5	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5633	enchanted lousy Caipiranha	3	decent	Effect: "Lemony Goodness", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2012-03"
5634	tolerable cyan Flying Caipiranha	3	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5635	practically non-alcoholic aged purple blurry Flaming Caipiranha	1	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5636	acceptable Punchplanter	3	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5637	weak acceptable Doublepunchplanter	2	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5638	tolerable irresponsibly strong Haymaker	9	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5639	Small Medium	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-03"
5640	crystal decanter	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2012-03"
5641	half-sized adequate wobbly fungus	2	good	
5642	poisoned dart	0		
5643	galvanized warmed tumbling red stone wool	0		Effect: "Cinnamouth", Effect Duration: 12
5644	stones	0		
5645	the Nostril of the Serpent	0		
5646	calendar fragment	0		
5647	skewed calendar of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100
5648	rosy-cheeked Boris's Helm of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Softcore Only, Free Pull, Familiar Effect: "atk, MP regen, cap 25", Last Available: "2012-04", Minstrel Level: +1, Softcore Only: [1-path(Avatar of Boris)]
5649	pulsating fireproof curative staph of homophones	0		Hot Resistance: +3, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Alters Page Text
5650	hardy occult Boris's Helm (askew) of the glutton	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Maximum HP: +50, Food Drop: +100, Softcore Only, Free Pull, Familiar Effect: "atk, MP regen, cap 25", Last Available: "2012-04", Minstrel Level: +1, Softcore Only: [1-path(Avatar of Boris)]
5651	mime soul fragment	0		Last Available: "2012-04"
5652	Monster Manuel	0		Free Pull
5653	narrow jittery key-o-tron	0		
5654	rotten nailswurst	4	crappy	
5655	tolerable cyan used beer	4	good	
5656	Huggler Radio	0		Free Pull
5657	fettucini &eacute;pines Inconnu recipe	0		Recipe: "fettucini &eacute;pines Inconnu"
5658	blurry slap and slap again recipe	0		Recipe: "slap and slap again"
5659	tumbling manspreader's insulting hat	0		Monster Level: +10, Familiar Effect: "cap 2"
5660	bouncing wobbly Temple Grandin's offensive moustache	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Single Equip
5661	red twirling Oprah's hairshirt	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50
5662	Olympic-sized Clan crate	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-05"
5663	tumbling microwave	0		Free Pull
5664	bouncing pony keg	0		Free Pull
5665	spinning How to Tolerate Jerks	0		Skill: "Thick-Skinned"
5666	How to Hold a Grudge	0		Skill: "Chip on your Shoulder"
5667	puppet strings	0		Free Pull
5668	bagged &quot;L&quot;	0		
5669	club	0		
5670	normal diet fettucini &eacute;pines Inconnu	1	good	
5671	drinkable jittery slap and slap again	3	good	
5672	gunpowder burrito	2	good	
5673	blurry beery blood	2	good	
5674	&quot;L&quot;	0		
5675	boiled ghostly watered-down Red Minotaur	1		
5676	pool torpedo	0		Last Available: "2012-05"
5677	ghostly red wobbly Fonzie's Ze&trade; goggles	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Familiar Effect: "Atk, cap 7", Last Available: "2012-05"
5678	soggy used band-aid	0		Last Available: "2012-05"
5679	tumbling toasty stylish swimsuit of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Hot Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 10", Last Available: "2012-05"
5680	ghostly lost key	0		Last Available: "2012-05"
5681	small moldy yellow P.B.L.T.	2	crappy	
5682	note from Clancy	0		Skill: "Request Sandwich"
5683	blinking BURT	0		
5684	upside-down handful of juicy garbage	0		
5685	ghostly bugbear communicator badge	0		
5686	quantum nanopolymer spider web	0		
5687	bugbear autopsy tweezers	0		
5688	careful UV monocular	0		Monster Level: -10, Single Equip
5689	drone self-destruct chip	0		
5690	Jeff Goldblum larva	0		
5691	upside-down pacification grenade	0		
5692	chilly quantum disintegrator pistol	0		Cold Damage: +5
5693	ghostly ghostly phase-tuned shield generator belt of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Single Equip
5694	Thwaitgold woollybear statuette	0		
5695	blinking wool bugbear detector	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Single Equip
5696	bugbear purification pill	0		
5697	1 Meat	0		
5698	blinking nippy Tesla The Lost Glasses	0		Cold Damage: +10, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip
5699	blurry The Lost Pill Bottle	0		Last Available: "2012-05"
5700	The Lost Comb	0		
5701	Moping Artistic Goth Kid	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-06"
5702	mannequin	0		Familiar Weight: +5
5703	crayon shavings	0		Last Available: "2012-06"
5704	yellow wax bugbear	0		Last Available: "2012-06"
5705	savvy slick wax hat	0		Moxie: +10, Mysticality Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy", Last Available: "2012-06"
5706	squat sharpshooter's razor-sharp wax pants	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xBarrr, cap 12", Last Available: "2012-06"
5707	narrow FDKOL commendation	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5708	dry maroon drop of water-37	0		Effect: "Oh Snap", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2012-07"
5709	zippy Jeselnik's fireman's helmet	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Initiative: +20, Familiar Effect: "cold atk", Last Available: "2012-07"
5712	skewed fire axe of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Last Available: "2012-07"
5713	squat fireproof electrified fire extinguisher of the businessman	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Meat Drop: +50, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2012-07"
5714	twirling blinking FDKOL tattoo	0		
5715	jittery Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians	0		Skill: "Frigidalmatian", Last Available: "2012-07"
5716	Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used)	0		Skill: "Frigidalmatian", Last Available: "2012-07"
5717	rotten FDKOL hotcakes	3	crappy	Last Available: "2012-07"
5718	hot egg	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5719	blurry olive smoking grass	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5720	bland half-sized fiery wing	2	decent	Last Available: "2012-07"
5721	up-at-dawn savvy wings of fire	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2012-07"
5722	skewed deadly FDKOL fire hose	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Last Available: "2012-07"
5723	unsweetened bottle of fire	0		Effect: "Fratty Flavor", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2012-07"
5724	upside-down tumbling molten brick	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5725	hot daub	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5726	narrow Lo Pan's slick hot daub bun	0		Moxie: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cap 21", Last Available: "2012-07"
5727	wool Da Vinci's hot daub stand	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Cold Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cap 21", Last Available: "2012-07"
5728	Jim Carey's foot-long hot daub of the blizzard	0		Monster Level: +25, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2012-07"
5729	ballpark hot daub	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5730	moldy angst burger	4	crappy	
5731	aged 5-hour acrimony	4	awesome	
5732	blank note	0		
5733	eerily silent box	0		
5734	bland bite-sized forbidden sausage	1	decent	
5735	tumbling frightening Lord Flameface's cloak	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Swirl Cloak", Last Available: "2012-07"
5736	ionized flattened Drizzlers&trade; Black Licorice	0		Effect: "Cruisin' for a Bruisin'", Effect Duration: 13
5737	wet denatured deionized daub-breaker	0		Effect: "Chalked Weapon", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2020-09"
5738	wobbly studded Camp Scout backpack	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Softcore Only, Drops Items, Last Available: "2012-07"
5739	CSA fire-starting kit	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5740	miniature stale shaking bag of GORP	2	decent	Last Available: "2012-07"
5741	mediocre water purification pills	3	decent	Last Available: "2012-07"
5742	Camp Scout pup tent	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5743	mediocre CSA scoutmaster's &quot;water&quot;	3	decent	Last Available: "2012-07"
5744	stale super-sized bag of GORF	5	decent	Last Available: "2012-07"
5745	CSA discount card	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
5746	stale low-calorie bag of QWOP	1	decent	Last Available: "2012-07"
5747	cold-filtered deionized jittery CSA bravery badge	0		Effect: "Cold-Blooded Warm Fuzzies", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2012-07"
5748	shaking CSA all-purpose soap	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5749	tolerable CSA cheerfulness ration	4	good	Last Available: "2012-07"
5750	huge CSA obedience grenade	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5751	Tales of the Word Realms	0		
5752	bland super-sized gray crappy brain	5	decent	
5753	bland decent brain	4	decent	
5754	special moldy tumbling good brain	3	crappy	Effect: "Radiated and Grodiated", Effect Duration: 5
5755	bite-sized decent blurry boss brain	1	good	
5756	moldy gigantic hunter brain	9	crappy	
5758	Tesla vibrating Staff of Holiday Sensations of the businessman	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Meat Drop: +50, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2011-11"
5759	scorching grievous staff	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Hot Damage: +25
5760	auspicious Annie Oakley's Samson's staff	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Item Drop: +10
5761	reassuring dog trainer's supercharged Staff of the Scummy Sink	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Experience (familiar): +1, Spooky Resistance: +1, Slime Hates It: +1
5762	bouncing nose	0		
5763	lard-coated Superhero Reboots of bravery	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +5
5764	pulsating shaking careful Annie Oakley's fuzzy busby	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Monster Level: -10, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, cap 32"
5765	studded fuzzy earmuffs of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Damage Absorption: +80, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, cap 32"
5766	executive inspector's rosy-cheeked fuzzy montera	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Item Drop: +15, Meat Drop: +40, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, cap 32"
5767	pulsating Unagnimated Gnome	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-08"
5768	gnomish swimmer's ears	0		Better Diver: +10, Equips On: "Reagnimated Gnome", Familiar Effect: "underwater", Last Available: "2012-08"
5769	gnomish coal miner's lung	0		Equips On: "Reagnimated Gnome", Familiar Effect: "block", Last Available: "2012-08"
5770	gnomish tennis elbow	0		Equips On: "Reagnimated Gnome", Familiar Effect: "damage", Last Available: "2012-08"
5771	upside-down gnomish housemaid's kgnee	0		Equips On: "Reagnimated Gnome", Familiar Effect: "gain advs", Last Available: "2012-08"
5772	blinking gnomish athlete's foot	0		Equips On: "Reagnimated Gnome", Familiar Effect: "delevel", Last Available: "2012-08"
5773	Thwaitgold maggot statuette	0		
5774	spinning talkative skull	0		
5775	fuchsia tumbling fronts	0		Familiar Weight: +5
5776	aromatic ruddy Barney's rake	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Stench Resistance: +1
5778	snack-sized normal idiot brain	2	good	
5779	reassuring keel-haulin' knife	0		Spooky Resistance: +1
5780	foul-smelling ice cream scoop	0		Stench Damage: +10
5781	practically non-alcoholic perfectly mixed soft echo eyedrop antidote martini	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	
5782	morningwood plank	0		
5783	raging hardwood plank	0		
5784	weirdwood plank	0		
5785	thick caulk	0		
5786	hard screw	0		
5787	messy butt joint	0		
5788	mirror smut orc keepsake box	0		
5789	bubblin' crude	0		
5790	box of bear arms	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5791	wobbly narrow prompt Annie Oakley's right bear arm	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Adventures: +3, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Kodiak Moment", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Grizzly Scene", Last Available: "2012-09", Softcore Only: [1-path(Zombie Slayer)]
5792	forbidden arcane researcher's left bear arm of the scaredy-cat	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Monster Level: -15, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Bear-Backrub", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Bear-ly Legal", Last Available: "2012-09", Softcore Only: [1-path(Zombie Slayer)]
5793	Oprah's Hat O' Nine Tails	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50
5794	electrified Enchanted Plunger	0		Effect: "Human-Weird Thing Hybrid", Effect Duration: 25
5795	chilled Enchanted Flyswatter	0		Effect: "Big", Effect Duration: 17
5796	dry green Gearhead Goo	0		Effect: "Blood-Gorged", Effect Duration: 63
5797	triple-pressed extra-dry twirling Missing Eye Simulation Device	0		Effect: "Orchid Blood", Effect Duration: 58
5798	diffused narrow Gnollish Crossdress	0		Effect: "Nano-juiced", Effect Duration: 47
5799	quadruple-warmed eldritch dough	0		Effect: "Danish Cunning", Effect Duration: 68
5800	modified modified maroon Charity's choker	0		Effect: "Neuroplastici Tea", Effect Duration: 53
5801	anodized Smart Bone Dust	0		Effect: "Fizzier Than Light", Effect Duration: 26
5802	triple-unsweetened diffused warmed perpendicular guano	0		Effect: "Bread-Lined", Effect Duration: 41
5803	magnetized White Chocolate Golem Seeds	0		Effect: "Spooky Weapon", Effect Duration: 45
5804	corrupted boiled shaking Shivering Ch&egrave;vre	0		Effect: "Goldentongue", Effect Duration: 27
5805	frozen breath mint	0		Effect: "Extra-Sharp Weapon", Effect Duration: 45
5806	irradiated quadruple-moist dry skewed muesli	0		Effect: "I See Everything Thrice!", Effect Duration: 69
5807	vacuum-sealed skewed glass of warm milk	0		Effect: "Cold Throat", Effect Duration: 29
5808	triple-corrupted super-modified shaking glass of gnat milk	0		Effect: "Glo-Face", Effect Duration: 47
5809	ionized colloidal Knob Goblin Mutagen	0		Effect: "Hella Smart", Effect Duration: 29
5810	frozen Tears of the Quiet Healer	0		Effect: "Standard Cheer", Effect Duration: 68
5811	magnetized chilled huge purple tube of lipstick	0		Effect: "Slimily Speedy", Effect Duration: 56
5812	dry skelelton spine	0		Effect: "Tingly Wrists", Effect Duration: 28
5813	activated unsweetened smut orc sunglasses	0		Effect: "Certainty", Effect Duration: 51
5814	oxidized anodized liquefied blob of acid	0		Effect: "Extra-Sharp Weapon", Effect Duration: 30
5815	cold-filtered flayed mind	0		Effect: "Ghost Finger", Effect Duration: 13
5816	extra-Vulcanized activated kobold kibble	0		Effect: "This Is Where You're a Viking", Effect Duration: 66
5817	wet irradiated super-boiled yellow forest spirit rattle	0		Effect: "Human-Weird Thing Hybrid", Effect Duration: 42
5818	polarized Stone Golem pebbles	0		Effect: "Stimulated Body", Effect Duration: 31
5819	vacuum-sealed triple-aerosolized red gravy fairy warlock hat	0		Effect: "All Blued Up", Effect Duration: 38
5820	quadruple-adjusted denatured improved teal ghostly bull blubber	0		Effect: "Cold as Ice", Effect Duration: 57
5821	quantum blurry frog lip-print	0		Effect: "Beta Carotene Overdose", Effect Duration: 61
5822	non-polymerized corrupted spinning gazely stare	0		Effect: "Stemonitis Storm", Effect Duration: 62
5823	improved canopic jar	0		Effect: "You Know Who to Call", Effect Duration: 21
5824	ionized nitrogenated tumbling clove-flavored lip balm	0		Effect: "New and Improved", Effect Duration: 11
5825	colloidal pressed spinning Skullery Maid's Knee	0		Effect: "Old School Pompadour", Effect Duration: 58
5826	energized zombie hollandaise	0		Effect: "Shawarma Warm War", Effect Duration: 14
5827	enhanced pickled skeletal banana	0		Effect: "Hyperoffended", Effect Duration: 44
5828	electrified boiled gilt perfume bottle	0		Effect: "Greasy Peasy", Effect Duration: 44
5829	Vulcanized janglin' bones	0		Effect: "Danish Cunning", Effect Duration: 18
5830	adjusted gray pygmy papers	0		Effect: "Dancing Prowess", Effect Duration: 56
5831	super-ionized adjusted pygmy dart	0		Effect: "Burning Ears", Effect Duration: 40
5832	boiled secret mummy herbs and spices	0		Effect: "Witch Breaded", Effect Duration: 25
5833	adjusted pressed brigand brittle	0		Effect: "Covetous Robbery", Effect Duration: 24
5834	magnetized boiled dry pulsating holistic headache remedy	0		Effect: "Knightlife", Effect Duration: 35
5835	Vulcanized chilled scrunchie tourniquet	0		Effect: "Tightly-Wound Spine", Effect Duration: 45
5836	boiled embezzler's oil	0		Effect: "Blackberry Politeness", Effect Duration: 13
5837	galvanized activated upside-down Fu Manchu Wax	0		Effect: "Healthy Blue Glow", Effect Duration: 34
5838	nitrogenated frozen liquefied shaking Iiti Kitty Gumdrop	0		Effect: "It's Electric!", Effect Duration: 53
5839	triple-cold-filtered skewed ravenous eye	0		Effect: "El Vibrations", Effect Duration: 37
5840	improved Rogue Windmill Rouge	0		Effect: "Infernal Thirst", Effect Duration: 24
5841	energized enhanced skewed A muse-bouche	0		Effect: "Thought", Effect Duration: 36
5842	vacuum-sealed toothbrush	0		Effect: "Bonelording", Effect Duration: 47
5843	ionized dry super-ionized huge pirate cream pie	0		Effect: "Gummibrain", Effect Duration: 39
5844	nitrogenated improved squat una poca de gracia	0		Effect: "Bloodstain-Resistant", Effect Duration: 19
5845	triple-anodized diffused purple compressed air canister	0		Effect: "Haunted Stomach", Effect Duration: 32
5846	quantum colloidal shaking tumbling salt water taffy	0		Effect: "Milk Studly", Effect Duration: 49
5847	adjusted blurry unholy water	0		Effect: "Cancer Rising", Effect Duration: 27
5848	ionized modified Bangyomaman battle juice	0		Effect: "Hiding in Plain Sight", Effect Duration: 51
5849	alkaline unsweetened skewed handyman &quot;hand soap&quot;	0		Effect: "Burnt 'n' Turnt", Effect Duration: 58
5850	pressed polymerized wet space marine flash grenade	0		Effect: "The Dinsey Spirit", Effect Duration: 45
5851	triple-wet temporary tribal tattoo	0		Effect: "Walberg's Dim Bulb", Effect Duration: 65
5852	diffused upside-down oil-filled donut	0		Effect: "Chock Full o' Nanites", Effect Duration: 11
5853	quantum quadruple-denatured purple stick-on gnome beard	0		Effect: "Human-Goblin Hybrid", Effect Duration: 64
5854	magnetized moist double-flattened BRICKO stud	0		Effect: "Pop-eyed", Effect Duration: 65
5855	triple-alkaline olive Osk'r Chow	0		Effect: "Sappy Blood", Effect Duration: 20
5856	double-chilled Scuba Snack	0		Effect: "Destructive Resolve", Effect Duration: 68
5857	electrified energized blinking grey cube	0		Effect: "In the Slimelight", Effect Duration: 60
5858	dry votive candle	0		Effect: "A Few Extra Pounds", Effect Duration: 14
5859	frozen booby trap	0		Effect: "You Read The Manual", Effect Duration: 28
5860	pickled electrified bouncing Agent Corrigan's cigarette	0		Effect: "Swordholder", Effect Duration: 20
5861	chilled dry blurry narrow jittery good ash	0		Effect: "Bilious Briskness", Effect Duration: 31
5862	lime green Tome of Rad Libs	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-09", Skill: "Summon Rad Libs"
5863	huge Rad Lib	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5864	papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; glob	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5865	concentrated flattened yellow papier-mochi	0		Effect: "Boon of She-Who-Was", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2012-09"
5866	alkaline blue papier-m&acirc;chaeranthera	0		Effect: "Bear Clawed", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2012-09"
5867	galvanized quadruple-frozen nitrogenated papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; toothpicks	0		Effect: "Corruption of Wretched Wally", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2012-09"
5868	blinking clever veiny papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute;te	0		Maximum HP: +10, Maximum MP: +20, Alters Page Text, Last Available: "2012-09"
5869	veiny papier-m&acirc;chine gun of horror	0		Maximum HP: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Alters Page Text, Last Available: "2012-09"
5870	padded Newton's papier-masque	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Damage Absorption: +20, Single Equip, Alters Page Text, Last Available: "2012-09"
5871	Fonzie's stylish papier-mitre	0		Moxie: +25, Experience (Moxie): +1, Alters Page Text, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2012-09"
5872	zippy dance instructor's papier-m&acirc;churidars	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Initiative: +20, Alters Page Text, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2012-09"
5873	papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; plaque	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5874	olive papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; handle	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5875	twirling papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; base	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5876	papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; bowl	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5877	mirror papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; trophy pi&ntilde;ata	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5878	pulsating groovy Rainbow Jello Mould	0		Moxie Percent: +10
5879	narrow Pete & Jackie's Dragon Tooth Emporium Catalog	0		Last Available: "2012-10"
5880	purple packet of dragon's teeth	0		Last Available: "2012-10"
5881	skeleton	0		Last Available: "2012-10"
5882	hale beefcake's weightlifter's skeleton skis	0		Muscle: 40, Maximum HP: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-10"
5883	normal skeleton quiche	4	good	Last Available: "2012-10"
5884	skeletal scabbard	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-10"
5885	gray skeletal skiff	0		Last Available: "2012-10"
5886	zippy hale rosy-cheeked Bonestabber of the storm	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Maximum HP: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2012-10"
5887	extra-dry aged crystal skeleton vodka	5	awesome	Last Available: "2012-10"
5888	Lazybones&trade; recliner	0		Last Available: "2012-10"
5889	beefy auxiliary backbone	0		Muscle: +10, Last Available: "2012-10"
5890	skulldozer egg	0		Last Available: "2012-10"
5891	ribcage rollcage	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2012-10"
5892	frozen nitrogenated upside-down that gum you like	0		Effect: "Wit Tea", Effect Duration: 33
5893	pulsating dreaming Jung man	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-12"
5894	Little Crimson Book	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
5895	avatar of the Unconscious Collective	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-12"
5896	canary nightlight	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
5897	altered huge Unconscious Collective Dream Jar	1	awesome	Last Available: "2013-12"
5898	jar of psychoses (The Suspicious-Looking Guy)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5899	jar of psychoses (The Captain of the Gourd)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5900	spinning jar of psychoses (The Crackpot Mystic)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5901	tumbling jar of psychoses (The Old Man)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5902	jar of psychoses (The Pretentious Artist)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5903	jar of psychoses (The Meatsmith)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5905	jar of psychoses (Jick)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5906	pixel pill	0		
5907	jittery pixel energy tank	0		
5908	ChibiBuddy&trade; (on)	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5909	Usain Bolt's wedding ring of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Initiative: +80, Single Equip
5910	blurry deactivated nanobots	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-11"
5911	shaking red nanorhino credit card	0		Last Available: "2012-11"
5912	jittery lion tamer's Herculean Solstice Shield	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Experience (familiar): +2
5913	quantum pickled spinning candy sushi set	0		Effect: "Graham Crackling", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2012-12"
5914	dry sweet mochi ball	0		Effect: "Strength of Ten Ettins", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2012-12"
5915	wet beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	0		Effect: "Dancing Prowess", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2012-12"
5916	deionized diffused sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	0		Effect: "Extra Terrestrial", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2012-12"
5917	polarized cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	0		Effect: "Tomato Power", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2012-12"
5918	yellow Van der Graaf plastic animelf	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2012-12"
5919	friendly plastic ChibiBuddy&trade;	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2012-12"
5920	huge sinister plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf	0		Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5921	stanky plastic Uncle Crimboku	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2012-12"
5922	chilly plastic MechaElf	0		Cold Damage: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5923	tumbling plastic ingot	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5924	ghostly electrical thingamabob	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5925	blue jittery ChibiBuddy&trade; (off)	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5926	BittyCar MeatCar	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5927	BittyCar HotCar	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5928	olive brainwave-controlled unicorn horn of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Uni-Gore", Familiar Effect: "atk, 5xVolley, cap 2", Last Available: "2012-12"
5929	bubble-wrap simulator	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5930	blind-packed capsule toy	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5931	ruddy quilted plastic four-shadowed mime of temperance	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-12"
5932	auspicious plastic Bugbear Captain of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Item Drop: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-12"
5933	plastic Rene C. Corman of the pedagogue of the scaredy-cat	0		Experience: +3, Monster Level: -15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-12"
5934	dangerous Fonzie's plastic Lord Flameface	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Weapon Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-12"
5935	plastic Beebee King of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Last Available: "2012-12"
5936	nippy plastic Queen Bee	0		Cold Damage: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5937	chilly plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer	0		Cold Damage: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5938	scandalous plastic Clancy the Minstrel	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5939	spinning grievous plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2012-12"
5940	plastic spiderbugbear of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5941	shaking Jim Carey's plastic peacannon	0		Monster Level: +25, Last Available: "2012-12"
5942	blurry Annie Oakley's plastic the Free Man	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Last Available: "2012-12"
5943	MacGyver's plastic fire servant	0		Maximum MP: +100, Last Available: "2012-12"
5944	grievous plastic mumblebee	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2012-12"
5945	twirling Oprah's plastic moneybee	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2012-12"
5946	supercharged plastic beebee gunners	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2012-12"
5947	grievous plastic beebee queue	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2012-12"
5948	ghostly deadly plastic buzzerker	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5949	supercool plastic bee swarm	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Last Available: "2012-12"
5950	bouncing experienced plastic batbugbear	0		Experience: +2, Last Available: "2012-12"
5951	ghostly plastic bugaboo of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Last Available: "2012-12"
5952	blurry gray greasy plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5953	executive plastic ops bugbear	0		Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2012-12"
5954	plastic hypodermic bugbear of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2012-12"
5955	lightning-fast plastic cavebugbear	0		Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2012-12"
5956	aromatic plastic Norville Rogers	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2012-12"
5957	greasy plastic Scott the Miner	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5958	gray plastic angry space marine of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2012-12"
5959	plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2012-12"
5960	supercool plastic Father McGruber	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Last Available: "2012-12"
5961	plastic Hank North, Photojournalist of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Last Available: "2012-12"
5962	personal trainer's plastic blazing bat	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5963	green bouncing electronic dulcimer pants of Tarzan of the brazier	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play Hog Fiddle", Familiar Effect: "8xPotato, cap 2", Last Available: "2012-12"
5964	cyan A-Boo clue	0		
5965	twirling Tesla Frown Exerciser of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-12"
5966	soul monocle	0		Single Equip
5967	soul doorbell	0		
5968	soul coin	0		
5969	yellow soul knife	0		
5970	maroon narrow avaricious soul mask	0		Meat Drop: +30, Single Equip
5971	olive record of infuriating silence	0		Skill: "Silent Slam", Last Available: "2012-10"
5972	record of infuriating silence (used)	0		Skill: "Silent Slam", Last Available: "2012-10"
5973	record of tranquil silence	0		Skill: "Silent Squirt", Last Available: "2012-10"
5974	record of tranquil silence (used)	0		Skill: "Silent Squirt", Last Available: "2012-10"
5975	narrow record of menacing silence	0		Skill: "Silent Slice", Last Available: "2012-10"
5976	record of menacing silence (used)	0		Skill: "Silent Slice", Last Available: "2012-10"
5977	Usain Bolt's wholesome arcane researcher's silent beret	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Initiative: +80, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, cap 3"
5978	adequate massive slice of pizza	6	good	Last Available: "2013-02"
5979	huge coin	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5980	bouncing shaking cartoon heart	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5981	star	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5982	perfectly mixed tankard of ale	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2013-02"
5983	vial of holy water	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5984	greasy Herculean groovy cloth cap	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Experience (Muscle): +1, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 12", Last Available: "2013-02"
5985	resourceful fortified brainy iron dagger	0		Mysticality: +5, Damage Absorption: +60, Maximum MP: +50, Last Available: "2013-02"
5986	immense rotten hamburger	8	crappy	Last Available: "2013-02"
5987	jittery dollar-sign bag	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5988	bouncing potion	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5989	wobbly potion	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5990	lousy jittery bottle of wine	4	decent	Last Available: "2013-02"
5991	round bomb	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5992	bouncing red Usain Bolt's gravedigger's savvy iron helmet	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Spooky Damage: +10, Initiative: +80, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-02"
5993	sharpshooter's boxer's steel sword of Tarzan	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Experience (Muscle): +3, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Last Available: "2013-02"
5994	bland maroon whole roasted chicken	4	decent	Last Available: "2013-02"
5995	massive gemstone	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5996	cyan extra-strength potion	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5997	potion	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5998	delicious watered-down shining goblet	2	awesome	Last Available: "2013-02"
5999	upside-down gray fireball	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
6000	censurious nippy experienced crown	0		Experience: +2, Cold Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "3xGhoul, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-02"
6001	razor-sharp Socratic sword of vim and vigor	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2013-02"
6002	Helm of the Scream Emperor of terror of the cheetah of the early riser	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Initiative: +60, Adventures: +7, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xFairy, cap 30", Last Available: "2013-02"
6003	Jeselnik's hardy Sinatra's Cloak of Dire Shadows	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Maximum HP: +50, Sleaze Damage: +25, Last Available: "2013-02"
6004	aromatic rosy-cheeked Sword of Dark Omens of Leguizamo	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Monster Level: +20, Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2013-02"
6005	stiffened forbidden Shield of Icy Fate of incineration	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Damage Reduction: 1, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2013-02"
6006	avaricious Newton's Greaves of the Murk Lord of incineration	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Meat Drop: +30, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, cap 30", Last Available: "2013-02"
6007	inspector's Gauntlets of the Blood Moon of doom of the early riser	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Item Drop: +15, Adventures: +7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-02"
6008	Jim Carey's resourceful sage Boots of Twilight Whispers	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Maximum MP: +50, Monster Level: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-02"
6009	sharpshooter's brainy Belt of Howling Anger of the businessman	0		Mysticality: +5, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Meat Drop: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-02"
6010	wobbly hardy logging hatchet	0		Maximum HP: +50
6011	orc wrist of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25
6012	green auspicious freshwater pearl necklace	0		Item Drop: +10
6013	savvy orcish stud-finder of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Mysticality Percent: +20
6014	fuchsia wholesome screwing pooch	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10
6015	concentrated liquefied orcish hand lotion	0		Effect: "Perception", Effect Duration: 41
6016	aerosolized orcish rubber	0		Effect: "Pyramid Power", Effect Duration: 23
6017	super-polarized orcish nailing lube	0		Effect: "Blessing of Pikachutlotal", Effect Duration: 15
6018	smooth watered-down backwoods screwdriver	2	awesome	
6019	pulsating loadstone	0		Item Drop: +5
6020	brawny Claybender glasses of vim and vigor	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Single Equip
6021	brainy Duskwalker fangs of the dark arts	0		Mysticality: +5, Spell Damage Percent: +100
6022	Space Tourist Phaser	0		
6023	wholesome sinister Whoompa Fur Pants	0		Spell Damage: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 27"
6024	pulsating Herculean Whatsian Ionic Pliers	0		Experience (Muscle): +1
6025	double-warmed alkaline olive Polysniff Perfume	0		Effect: "Elron's Explosive Etude", Effect Duration: 48
6026	Duskwalker syringe	0		
6027	Space Tours Tripple	0		
6028	pulsating Battlie Light Saver	0		
6029	pulsating skewed T.U.R.D.S. Key	0		
6030	Lo Pan's dress pants	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "2xFairy, cap 28"
6031	badge of authority of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Single Equip
6032	chilly motorcycle boots of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Cold Damage: +5, Single Equip
6033	avaricious dance instructor's stolen necklace	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Meat Drop: +30
6034	asbestos-lined troll britches of the detective	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Item Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "1.5xPotato, cap 28"
6035	dry quadruple-altered magnetized vial of The Glistening	0		Effect: "Disco Nirvana", Effect Duration: 27
6036	lousy fortified artisanal limoncello	5	decent	
6037	ginger ale	0		
6038	normal big incredible pizza	5	good	
6039	nippy oil cap of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Cold Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "cap 28"
6040	jittery oil lamp of James Dean of the scaredy-cat	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Monster Level: -15
6041	bouncing auspicious oil slacks	0		Item Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 30"
6042	spinning sizzling oil pan	0		Hot Damage: +10
6043	gray boid	0		
6044	huge woim	0		
6045	Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette	0		
6046	ghostly BittyCar SoulCar	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6047	Usain Bolt's Misty Cloak of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Initiative: +80
6048	Sherlock's Misty Robe of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Item Drop: +25
6049	lightning-fast wizardly Misty Cape of the overflowing toilet	0		Mysticality: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Initiative: +40
6050	woimbook	0		Familiar Weight: +5
6051	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6052	spoiled Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco	4	crappy	Last Available: "2012-12"
6053	hand-crafted bouncing Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-12"
6054	flattened diffused blue Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro	0		Effect: "init.enh", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2012-12"
6055	psychoanalytic jar	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6056	The Sword in the Steak	0		Last Available: "2013-12", Wiki Name: "The Sword in the Steak (item)"
6057	Rosewater's brawny Meatcleaver	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Mysticality Percent: +30, Last Available: "2013-12"
6058	brawny Crimbo Elf bobble-head	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Last Available: "2012-12"
6059	jittery huge censurious Crimbo stogie-scented room odorizer	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2012-12"
6060	shellacked Crimbo bottomless hot cocoa mug	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Last Available: "2012-12"
6061	baleful Crimbo tree flocker	0		Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2012-12"
6062	hardened Crimbo light-up Rudolph doll	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Last Available: "2012-12"
6063	lime green cool Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword	0		Moxie: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
6064	sharp tin strip	0		
6065	spinning wad of spider silk	0		
6066	squat goblin collarbone	0		
6067	smelly weightlifter's Truthsayer	0		Muscle: +15, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6068	loose blade	0		
6069	spinning goblin bone hilt	0		
6070	sword blade	0		
6071	Thinknerd's Grimoire of Geeky Gifts	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-12", Skill: "Summon Geeky Gifts"
6072	confusing LED clock	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6073	triple-deionized red haggis-infused soap	0		Effect: "Ginger Snapped", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2012-12"
6074	polymerized cold-filtered upside-down magicberry tablets	0		Effect: "Heart of Green", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2012-12"
6075	dry magnetized lime green 37x37x37 puzzle cube	0		Effect: "Tiki Thoughtfulness", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2012-12"
6076	aged weak McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade	2	awesome	Last Available: "2012-12"
6077	enchanted rotten wobbly haggis-wrapped haggis-stuffed haggis	3	crappy	Effect: "Sweet and Green", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2012-12"
6078	home robotics kit	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6079	school calculator watch	0		Last Available: "2012-12", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.25
6080	fireproof haggis socks	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Haggis Kick", Last Available: "2012-12"
6081	airblaster gun	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Air Blast", Last Available: "2012-12"
6082	Thinknerd T-shirt grab bag	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6083	actual reality goggles	0		Single Equip, Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-12"
6084	Mr. Haggis	0		Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2012-12"
6085	purple magnetic sculpture kit	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6086	healthy Microplushie: Otakulone	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2012-12"
6087	Microplushie: Hippylase of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Last Available: "2012-12"
6088	smooth Microplushie: Bropane	0		Moxie: +15, Last Available: "2012-12"
6089	mirror studded Microplushie: Sororitrate	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Last Available: "2012-12"
6090	banded Microplushie: Gothochondria	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Last Available: "2012-12"
6091	narrow Microplushie: Raverdrine of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2012-12"
6092	Microplushie: Hobomosome of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2012-12"
6093	beefy Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid	0		Muscle: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
6094	sharpshooter's Microplushie: Dorkonide	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
6095	sharpshooter's Microplushie: Fauxnerditide	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
6096	sizzling Microplushie: Hipsterine	0		Hot Damage: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
6097	classy monkey	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6098	gourd potion	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6099	Thinknerd T-Shirt of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Last Available: "2012-12"
6100	narrow pile of useless robot parts	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6101	homemade robot	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6102	homemade robot gear	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6103	squat Artist's Whisk of Misery	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6104	bouncing Artist's Butterknife of Regret	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6105	Artist's Spatula of Despair	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6106	Artist's Cookie Cutter of Loneliness	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6107	Artist's Cr&egrave;me Brul&eacute;e Torch of Fury	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6108	shaking wobbly prompt therapeutic Ginsu&trade;	0		Adventures: +3, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2013-12"
6109	red bubble-wrap simulator (one broken button)	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6110	pulsating bubble-wrap simulator (half broken)	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6111	bubble-wrap simulator (one button left)	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6112	zaibatsu lobby card	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6113	zaibatsu level 1 card	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6114	zaibatsu level 2 card	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6115	blurry zaibatsu level 3 card	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6116	spinning CEO office card	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6117	test site key	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6118	mirror goggles	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6119	abacus	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6120	bonsai tree	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6121	watered-down delicious olive Chinese beer	2	awesome	Last Available: "2013-12"
6122	lime green skewed cat statue	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6123	fuchsia rhinoceros horn	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6124	furry pink pillow	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6125	galvanized non-irradiated bottle of limeade	0		Effect: "OMG WTF", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2013-12"
6126	clever rosy-cheeked novelty tattoo sleeves	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Maximum MP: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6127	spinning pair of rhinoceros horns	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6128	ghostly furry brown pillow	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6129	smooth makeshift yakuza mask	0		Moxie: +15, Last Available: "2013-12"
6130	piece	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6131	blurry toy taijijian	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6132	blinking upside-down battery	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6133	stanky toasty strapping White Dragon Fang	0		Muscle: +5, Hot Damage: +5, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2013-12"
6134	healthy butterfly knife	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2013-12"
6135	bouncing tube of herbal ointment	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6136	pencil kunai	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6137	olive weighted paperclip chain of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Last Available: "2013-12"
6138	great capacitor	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6139	nasty rubber gloves	0		Stench Damage: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
6140	Chinese curse words	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6141	triad summoning scroll	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6142	decent enchanted roasted duck	3	good	Effect: "[800]Chocolate Reign", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2013-12"
6143	toothsome immense dead meat bun	6	awesome	Last Available: "2013-12"
6144	jittery stanky cat collar	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6145	shaking stiffened suspicious-looking fedora of the scaredy-cat	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Monster Level: -15, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 15", Last Available: "2013-12"
6147	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6148	Deactivated MiniMechaElf	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6149	gray MiniMechaElf Laser Punch Missile Launcher	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6150	Snow Suit	0		Familiar Weight: +20, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2013-01"
6151	carrot nose	0		Last Available: "2013-01"
6152	stale spinning spinning carrot cake	4	decent	Last Available: "2013-01"
6153	drinkable strong shaking spinning carrot claret	5	good	Last Available: "2013-01"
6154	twisted squat carrot juice	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2013-01"
6155	gray pixel power cell	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6156	flickering pixel	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6157	huge maroon frightening Annie Oakley's Byte	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
6158	yellow lion tamer's anger blaster	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Rage Flame", Last Available: "2013-12"
6159	purple doubt cannon of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Doubt Shackles", Last Available: "2013-12"
6160	up-at-dawn fear condenser	0		Adventures: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fear Vapor", Last Available: "2013-12"
6161	Da Vinci's regret hose	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Tear Wave", Last Available: "2013-12"
6162	Young Man's Crew Sequester	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6163	Young Man's Cargo Load	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6164	flame-retardant smooth commodore's hat	0		Moxie: +15, Hot Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley", Last Available: "2013-12"
6165	fireproof naval trousers	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xPotato", Last Available: "2013-12"
6166	slick deck cannon of the detective	0		Moxie: +10, Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2013-12"
6167	ornamental sextant of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2013-12"
6168	lightning-fast healthy Bloodbath	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2013-12"
6169	drinkable spirit-forward huge Hundred Headed IPA	5	good	Last Available: "2013-12"
6170	special adequate chum	3	good	Effect: "critical.enh", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2013-12"
6171	frozen galvanized olive crude crudit&eacute;s	0		Effect: "Kissed By Fire", Effect Duration: 11
6172	cold-filtered ionized double-colloidal mirror candy crayons	0		Effect: "Stopping to Smell the Flowers", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2020-09"
6173	yellow chilly cool pixel grappling hook	0		Moxie: +5, Cold Damage: +5
6174	GameInformPowerDailyPro magazine	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
6175	blue GameInformPowerDailyPro walkthru	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
6176	pulsating cosmic egg	0		
6177	narrow cosmic dough	0		
6178	cosmic vegetable	0		
6179	squat cosmic cheese	0		
6180	cosmic potted meat product	0		
6181	shaking cosmic potato	0		
6182	cosmic cream	0		
6183	cosmic fruit	0		
6184	coward's Samson's Jarlsberg's hat of chilblains	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Monster Level: -20, Cold Damage: +25
6185	normal diet gray pulsating consummate hard-boiled egg	1	good	
6186	stale consummate fried egg	4	decent	
6187	adequate blurry blurry consummate egg salad	4	good	
6188	adequate thick upside-down wobbly consummate bagel	5	good	
6189	rotten consummate sliced bread	3	crappy	
6190	massive decent ghostly consummate hot dog bun	10	good	
6191	rotten consummate brownie	4	crappy	
6192	gigantic spoiled bouncing consummate toast	8	crappy	
6193	artisanal weak passable stout	2	EPIC	
6194	thick bland huge consummate soup	5	decent	
6195	enchanted low-calorie decent consummate corn chips	1	good	Effect: "Aloysius' Antiphon of Aptitude", Effect Duration: 5
6196	spoiled snack-sized consummate salad	2	crappy	
6197	bland consummate salsa	3	decent	
6198	stale consummate sauerkraut	3	decent	
6199	moldy jumbo squat consummate cheese slice	5	crappy	
6200	jumbo bland consummate melted cheese	5	decent	
6201	gigantic decent wobbly upside-down consummate bacon	6	good	
6202	bland huge consummate meatloaf	3	decent	
6203	half-sized flavorless pulsating consummate steak	2	decent	
6204	normal small green consummate cuts	2	good	
6205	spoiled consummate frankfurter	4	crappy	
6206	bite-sized flavorless ghostly consummate french fries	1	decent	
6207	delicious enchanted consummate baked potato	3	awesome	Effect: "Spooky Blur", Effect Duration: 45
6208	high-proof perfectly mixed blurry acceptable vodka	6	EPIC	
6209	gigantic spoiled consummate ice cream	9	crappy	
6210	normal small consummate whipped cream	2	good	
6211	decent skewed twirling consummate cream	4	good	
6212	spoiled upside-down consummate strawberries	4	crappy	
6213	adequate small consummate sorbet	2	good	
6214	hand-crafted practically non-alcoholic adequate rum	1	EPIC	
6215	acceptable tumbling mediocre lager	4	good	
6216	rotten immaculate grilled cheese	3	crappy	
6217	bland upside-down blurry immaculate ice cream sandwich	4	decent	
6218	jumbo tasty spinning immaculate hot dog	5	awesome	
6219	yummy immaculate egg salad sandwich	3	awesome	
6220	stale shaking jittery perfect sandwich	3	decent	
6221	bite-sized adequate perfect chef salad	1	good	
6222	diet decent perfect breakfast	1	good	
6223	bland spinning sublime deluxe hot dog	4	decent	
6224	adequate huge blurry skewed sublime stew	9	good	
6225	flavorless sublime nachos	4	decent	
6226	decent Ultimate Breakfast Sandwich	3	good	
6227	adequate miniature huge Loaded Baked Potato	2	good	
6228	fancy adequate teal Omega Sundae	4	good	Effect: "Pygmy Drinking Buddy", Effect Duration: 45
6229	bad blue Das Sauerlager	3	decent	
6230	perfectly mixed Bologna Lambic	4	EPIC	
6231	acceptable Vodka Dog	4	good	
6232	watered-down lousy Disappointed Russian	2	decent	
6233	lousy Chunky Mary	3	decent	
6234	mediocre practically non-alcoholic Nachojito	1	decent	
6235	perfectly mixed watered-down Le Roi	2	EPIC	
6236	bad fancy huge Over Easy Rider	3	decent	Effect: "Shawarma Warm War", Effect Duration: 25
6237	cosmic six-pack	0		
6239	moist fuchsia cube of ectoplasm	0		Effect: "Busy Bein' Delicious", Effect Duration: 63
6240	quantum Vulcanized spinning Illuminati earpiece	0		Effect: "World's Shortest Giant", Effect Duration: 18
6241	magnetized corrupted teal twirling censored can label	0		Effect: "All Branned Up", Effect Duration: 67
6242	unsweetened adjusted ectoplasm <i>au jus</i>	0		Effect: "Gingerbread Robust", Effect Duration: 62
6243	energized energized the kindest cut	0		Effect: "Cold Jellied", Effect Duration: 24
6244	alkaline irradiated cat's paw	0		Effect: "Aries Rising", Effect Duration: 23
6245	non-energized ghostly ASCII fu manchu	0		Effect: "Rootin' Around", Effect Duration: 57
6246	enhanced dry demonic surgical gloves	0		Effect: "Square to be Hip", Effect Duration: 52
6247	unsweetened shaking clip-on ninja tie	0		Effect: "Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric", Effect Duration: 46
6248	activated unsweetened improved purple gamer slurry	0		Effect: "Mushroom Melody", Effect Duration: 27
6249	dungeoneering kit	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
6250	shellacked fortified Newton's experienced boxer's strapping numberwang	0		Muscle: +5, Muscle Percent: +10, Experience: +2, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Damage Absorption: +60, Damage Reduction: 7, Single Equip
6251	chilled aerosolized activated scroll of Protection from Bad Stuff	0		Effect: "Like a Fish to Walter", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2013-02"
6252	triple-altered ghostly scroll of Puddingskin	0		Effect: "Coy to the Hurled", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2013-02"
6253	wobbly Spellbook: Walberg's Dim Bulb	0		Skill: "Walberg's Dim Bulb"
6254	Spellbook: Singer's Faithful Ocelot	0		Skill: "Singer's Faithful Ocelot"
6255	Spellbook: Drescher's Annoying Noise	0		Skill: "Drescher's Annoying Noise"
6256	narrow dried gelatinous cube	0		
6257	pile of dungeon junk	0		Familiar Weight: +5
6258	teal zippy Jeselnik's Tesla razor-sharp Staff of the Healthy Breakfast	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Sleaze Damage: +25, Initiative: +20, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Jiggle: "Recover Some HP"
6259	scorching ruddy rock-hard quilted Staff of the Staff of Life	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Damage Reduction: 5, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Hot Damage: +25, Jiggle: "Full HP Recovery"
6260	jittery twirling censurious Staff of the Light Lunch of the cougar of horror	0		Moxie: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Jiggle: "Deal Some Cold Damage"
6261	hale Da Vinci's Staff of the Standalone Cheese of temperance	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Maximum HP: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Jiggle: "Banish opponent for the rest of the day"
6262	lion tamer's dangerous Staff of the Hearty Dinner of Leguizamo	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Monster Level: +20, Experience (familiar): +2, Jiggle: "Weaken Bad Guy"
6263	supercool savvy Staff of the All-Steak of vim and vigor	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Moxie Percent: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Jiggle: "Massive Bonus to Item Drops"
6264	Temple Grandin's sharpshooter's brainy Staff of Fruit Salad	0		Mysticality: +5, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Familiar Weight: +7, Jiggle: "Deal Some Prismatic Damage"
6265	narrow chilly crafty wicked Staff of the Cream of the Cream	0		Spell Damage: +5, Maximum MP: +10, Cold Damage: +5, Jiggle: "Attune to Monster's Essence"
6266	jar of protein powder	0		
6267	spoiled olive grain of protein powder	4	crappy	
6268	modified energized yellow pec oil	0		Effect: "Weather, Man", Effect Duration: 43
6269	lard-coated gym membership card	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
6270	enhanced Squat-Thrust Magazine	0		Effect: "Chalked-Up Teeth", Effect Duration: 29
6271	massive dumbbell	0		
6272	resourceful penguin keychain of the brazier	0		Maximum MP: +50, Hot Spell Damage: +25
6273	colloidal blinking O'RLY manual	0		Effect: "Human-Machine Hybrid", Effect Duration: 12
6274	bad open sauce	3	decent	
6275	asbestos-lined strapping turkey leg	0		Muscle: +5, Hot Resistance: +5
6276	lousy Ye Olde Meade	3	decent	
6277	warmed squat Ye Olde Bawdy Limerick	0		Effect: "Angry Bone", Effect Duration: 59
6278	cyan Ye Olde Medieval Insult	0		
6279	gray pewter claymore of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3
6280	dog trainer's artisanal rice peeler	0		Experience (familiar): +1
6281	decent jittery heirloom grape tomato	4	good	
6282	chipotle wasabi cilantro aioli	0		
6283	squat brown felt tophat of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
6284	gear	0		
6285	blinking energetic Mark I Steam-Hat of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
6286	executive hale extremely unsafe Mark II Steam-Hat	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Maximum HP: +20, Meat Drop: +40, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
6287	ghostly sharpshooter's ruddy banded Mark III Steam-Hat of the sweet-tooth	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Candy Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
6288	gray blinking Sherlock's wool Newton's groovy brainy Mark IV Steam-Hat	0		Mysticality: +5, Moxie Percent: +10, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Cold Resistance: +1, Item Drop: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
6289	sizzling chilly therapeutic hardened forbidden Mark V Steam-Hat	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Damage Reduction: 3, Cold Damage: +5, Hot Damage: +10, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Death Ray", Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
6290	bouncing steam-powered model rocketship	0		
6291	bouncing energetic punk rock jacket of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +20
6292	sharpshooter's wholesome safety pin	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +10
6293	decent huge stolen sushi	10	good	
6294	wobbly bouncing very overdue library book	0		
6295	bouncing drum 'n' bass 'n' drum 'n' bass record	0		
6296	cosmic bucket	0		Free Pull
6297	blurry fragment of Jarlsberg's soul	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-06"
6298	Thwaitgold firefly statuette	0		
6299	model airship	0		
6300	triple-pressed squat Super Weight-Gain 9000	0		Effect: "Become Intensely interested", Effect Duration: 67
6301	vacuum-sealed non-energized possibility potion	0		Effect: "Liquid Luck", Effect Duration: 53
6302	eleven-foot pole	0		
6303	bouncing ring of Detect Boring Doors	0		
6304	horrifying electrified rosy-cheeked shellacked extremely unsafe Jarlsberg's pan (Cosmic portal mode)	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Damage Reduction: 7, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Spooky Damage: +25, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Softcore Only, Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-03", Softcore Only: [1-path(Avatar of Jarlsberg)]
6305	cyan blinking cool weightlifter's Jarlsberg's pan of the cougar of Calamity Jane of the sewer	0		Muscle: +15, Moxie: 25, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Stench Damage: +25, Softcore Only, Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-03", Softcore Only: [1-path(Avatar of Jarlsberg)]
6306	blue Cosmic Calorie	0		Last Available: "2013-03"
6307	double-electrified activated celestial olive oil	0		Effect: "Appeteyes", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2013-03"
6308	dry celestial carrot juice	0		Effect: "Pride of the Vampire", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2013-03"
6309	ionized improved squat celestial au jus	0		Effect: "Big", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2013-03"
6310	oxidized red celestial squid ink	0		Effect: "Trufflin'", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2013-03"
6311	Uncle Buck of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Softcore Only
6312	twirling crate of fish meat	0		
6313	damp wallet	0		
6314	pipe	0		Effect: "Fishy", Effect Duration: 10
6315	huge rock-hard personal trainer's SCUBA tank	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Damage Reduction: 5, Adventure Underwater
6316	miser's deep six-shooter of the glutton	0		Meat Drop: +10, Food Drop: +100
6317	educational sea chaps of the storm	0		Experience: +1, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xBarrr"
6318	cyan experienced sea holster of dire peril of vim and vigor	0		Experience: +2, Weapon Damage: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Single Equip
6319	enhanced lime green shavin' razor	0		Effect: "You're High as a Crow, Marty", Effect Duration: 15
6320	lime green Socratic long-forgotten necklace	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1
6321	squat twirling twirling pearl	0		
6322	wobbly sea lace	0		
6323	upside-down sinister jam band of the bloodbag of the boozehound	0		Spell Damage: +10, Maximum HP: +100, Booze Drop: +100
6324	wool scorching razor-sharp aquamariner's ring	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Hot Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +1, Single Equip
6325	frosty steel-toed rock-hard aquamariner's necklace	0		Damage Reduction: 14, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
6326	veiny pearl diver's ring of Gandalf	0		Maximum HP: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Single Equip
6327	stylish pearl diver's necklace of the blizzard	0		Moxie: +25, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
6328	narrow sushi doily	0		
6329	scimitar cozy	0		
6330	fish stick cozy	0		
6331	blue bazooka cozy	0		
6332	greasy Tesla savvy cozy scimitar	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Breakable
6333	sinister Samson's Staff of the Cozy Fish of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Experience (Muscle): +5, Spell Damage: +10, Breakable
6334	skewed extremely unsafe arcane researcher's groovy cozy bazooka	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Breakable
6335	miser's resourceful sea mantle	0		Maximum MP: +50, Meat Drop: +10
6336	spinning rock-hard sea shawl of the brazier	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Spell Damage Percent: +150
6337	huge healthy boxer's sea cape	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Initiative: +50, Critical Hit Percent: +15
6338	saltwaterbed	0		
6339	yellow horrifying muddy pirate hat of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 31"
6340	up-at-dawn floral-print skirt of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Adventures: +5, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 2xPotato, cap 15"
6341	ghostly pulsating hale spectral axe of terror	0		Maximum HP: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +10
6342	careful wizardly super-strong air freshener	0		Mysticality: +25, Monster Level: -10
6343	corrupted Mer-kin lipstick	0		Effect: "Mortarfied", Effect Duration: 29
6344	Mer-kin mouthsoap	0		
6345	Vulcanized skewed Mer-kin strongjuice	0		Effect: "Bugbear in Tooth and Claw", Effect Duration: 19
6346	purple Mer-kin fitbrine	0		
6347	activated corrupted blue tumbling Mer-kin ragejuice	0		Effect: "Mariachi Mood", Effect Duration: 22
6348	gray Jeselnik's Mer-kin dragbelt	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Experience (Muscle): +20, Single Equip
6349	Temple Grandin's Mer-kin eyeglasses	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Experience (Mysticality): +20, Single Equip
6350	green fireproof Mer-kin gutgirdle	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Experience (Moxie): +20, Single Equip
6351	olive flame-retardant Mer-kin finpaddle	0		Hot Resistance: +1
6352	Oprah's Mer-kin stopwatch	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Initiative: +50
6353	Mer-kin dreadscroll	0		
6354	altered Mer-kin smartjuice	0		Effect: "Dweeby", Effect Duration: 25
6355	tarnished squat Mer-kin cooljuice	0		Effect: "Danish Cunning", Effect Duration: 32
6356	lime green Mer-kin worktea	0		
6357	twirling Mer-kin knucklebone	0		
6358	Mer-kin darkbook	0		Skill: "Deep Dark Visions"
6359	dangerous Mer-kin begsign	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +40
6360	Libram of Pulled Taffy	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-04", Skill: "Summon Taffy"
6361	magnetized aerosolized twirling pulled taffy	0		Effect: "Tingly Elbows", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2013-04"
6362	pressed adjusted mirror squat pulled indigo taffy	0		Effect: "Amplified Fabulousness", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2013-04"
6363	quadruple-deionized vacuum-sealed double-ionized mirror bouncing fuchsia pulled taffy	0		Effect: "Slime Time", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2013-04"
6364	electrified upside-down shaking pulled taffy	0		Effect: "Morbidi Tea", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2013-04"
6365	magnetized unsweetened pulsating pulled taffy	0		Effect: "Carrrsmic", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2013-04"
6366	flattened deionized pulled violet taffy	0		Effect: "[1609]Dancin' Fool", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2013-04"
6367	diffused concentrated energized pulled taffy	0		Effect: "Berry Experiential", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2013-04"
6368	Mer-kin hallpass	0		
6369	lump of clay	0		
6370	twisted piece of wire	0		
6371	smooth watered-down can of the cheapest beer	2	awesome	
6372	tolerable tumbling bottle of fruity &quot;wine&quot;	4	good	
6373	acceptable shaking purple single swig of vodka	4	good	
6374	squat twirling angry inch	0		
6375	tumbling Sherlock's testy toolbox	0		Item Drop: +25, Rollover Effect Duration: 11
6376	Jick-o-User	0		
6378	eraser nubbin	0		
6379	chlorine crystal	0		
6380	frozen squat ph balancer	0		Effect: "In the Slimelight", Effect Duration: 68
6381	polarized galvanized wobbly mysterious chemical residue	0		Effect: "Buttermilk Boogie", Effect Duration: 63
6382	olive nugget of sodium	0		
6383	root beer	1	good	
6384	blinking jigsaw blade	0		
6385	narrow wood screw	0		
6386	balsa plank	0		
6387	blob of wood glue	0		
6388	envyfish egg	0		Last Available: "2013-04"
6389	unsweetened polymerized enhanced twirling Mer-kin rocksalt	0		Effect: "Wallflowering", Effect Duration: 45
6390	magnetized deionized Mer-kin saltmint	0		Effect: "In a Lather", Effect Duration: 19
6391	anodized Mer-kin saltsquid	0		Effect: "Abominably Slippery", Effect Duration: 56
6392	pulsating censurious scale-mail underwear of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley"
6393	Vulcanized liquefied electrified comb jelly	0		Effect: "Biologically Shocked", Effect Duration: 44
6394	anemone sauce	0		
6395	inky squid sauce	0		
6396	Mer-kin weaksauce	0		
6397	peanut sauce	0		
6398	glass	0		
6399	cold-filtered alkaline Boss Drops	0		Effect: "Faboooo", Effect Duration: 16
6400	Mer-kin lunchbox	0		
6401	oxidized wet narrow twirling tear	0		Effect: "protect.enq", Effect Duration: 42
6402	diffused concentrated moist skewed jagged tooth	0		Effect: "Jalape&ntilde;o Saucesphere", Effect Duration: 34
6403	liquefied super-quantum grisly shell fragment	0		Effect: "Chow Downed", Effect Duration: 26
6404	concentrated liquefied jittery violent pastilles	0		Effect: "Kindly Resolve", Effect Duration: 31
6405	polymerized jittery worst candy	0		Effect: "Neutered Nostrils", Effect Duration: 24
6406	colloidal fudge-shaped hole in space-time	0		Effect: "Witch's Brood", Effect Duration: 61
6407	Jeselnik's frosty stylish Pocket Square of Loathing	0		Moxie: +25, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Damage: +25, Single Equip, Cloathing
6408	corrupted stardust	0		
6409	fuchsia Star Spawn	0		
6410	twirling blurry bow from beyond the stars	0		Familiar Weight: +5
6411	KoLHS Pep Squad Box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-09"
6412	red shaking skull	0		No Pull
6413	huge Order of the Green Thumb Order Form	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-04"
6414	clutch of dodecapede eggs	0		
6415	rotten flavorless gruel	4	crappy	
6416	stale ghostly ghostly mana curds	3	decent	
6417	twist of lime	0		
6418	pencil stub	0		
6419	altered moth dust	0		Effect: "Slimily Speedy", Effect Duration: 49
6420	non-wet glob of spoiled mayo	0		Effect: "Hairless and Airless", Effect Duration: 47
6421	tonic djinn	0		
6422	moldy vampire chowder	3	crappy	
6423	blue Tales of Dread	0		Free Pull
6424	Dreadsylvanian skeleton key	0		
6425	Official Seal of Dreadsylvania	0		
6426	decent Dreadsylvanian stew	4	good	
6427	bad Dreadsylvanian	3	decent	
6428	alkaline Dreadsylvanian flask	0		Effect: "Brother Flying Burrito's Blessing", Effect Duration: 55
6429	non-anodized Vulcanized pulsating Dreadsylvanian flask	0		Effect: "Bright!", Effect Duration: 32
6430	scandalous dreadful fedora of the early riser	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Adventures: +7, Kruegerand Drop: 5, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xLep"
6431	dreadful sweater of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Kruegerand Drop: 5
6432	yellow Newton's dreadful glove	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Kruegerand Drop: 5
6433	Freddy Kruegerand	0		
6434	Mark of the Bugbear	0		
6435	Mark of the Werewolf	0		
6436	pulsating gray Mark of the Zombie	0		
6437	Mark of the Ghost	0		
6438	shaking Mark of the Vampire	0		
6439	Mark of the Skeleton	0		
6440	prompt banded dance instructor's Covers-Your-Head	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Damage Absorption: +100, Adventures: +3, Class: "Disco Bandit", Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xVolley"
6441	jittery upside-down executive lard-coated Drapes-You-Regally of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +40, Class: "Disco Bandit"
6442	toasty Warms-Your-Tush of dire peril of bravery	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Hot Damage: +5, Spooky Resistance: +5, Class: "Disco Bandit", Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xPotato"
6443	mirror double-paned careful Helps-You-Sleep	0		Monster Level: -10, Cold Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Blind
6444	rosewater-soaked stylish Quiets-Your-Steps of Leguizamo	0		Moxie: +25, Monster Level: +20, Stench Resistance: +3, Single Equip
6445	huge zippy Protects-Your-Junk of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, Initiative: +20, Single Equip
6446	delicious watered-down Gets-You-Drunk	2	awesome	
6447	Sherlock's Great Wolf's headband of the brute of horror	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: +25, Class: "Seal Clubber", Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley"
6448	ghostly twirling cyan hale Great Wolf's left paw of Gandalf of horror	0		Maximum HP: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Class: "Seal Clubber", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Great Slash"
6449	slick wizardly Great Wolf's right paw of wisdom	0		Mysticality: 40, Moxie: +10, Class: "Seal Clubber", Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Great Slash"
6450	smelly brawny Great Wolf's rocket launcher	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Rocket"
6451	mirror reassuring experienced Great Wolf's beastly trousers of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Experience: +2, Spooky Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1.5xWhelp"
6452	Great Wolf's lice	0		
6453	pressed jittery tumbling huge Hunger&trade; Sauce	0		Effect: "Stemonitis Storm", Effect Duration: 24
6454	toasty wholesome zombie mariachi hat of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Hot Damage: +5, Class: "Accordion Thief", Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep"
6455	cyan pulsating lion tamer's therapeutic forbidden zombie accordion	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Experience (familiar): +2, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Class: "Accordion Thief", Single Equip, Song Duration: 20
6456	lard-coated personal trainer's cool zombie mariachi pants	0		Moxie: +5, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Class: "Accordion Thief", Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy"
6457	blue frightening personal trainer's HOA regulation book of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Spooky Damage: +5
6458	Jim Carey's HOA zombie eyes of the ox of Calamity Jane	0		Muscle: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Monster Level: +25, Single Equip
6459	HOA citation pad	0		
6460	wriggling severed nose	0		
6461	purple nosy nose ringy ring	0		Familiar Weight: +15
6462	Jeselnik's Oprah's baleful Mayor Ghost's toupee	0		Spell Damage: +25, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Sleaze Damage: +25, Class: "Pastamancer", Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xBarrr"
6463	spinning spinning dog trainer's manspreader's Mayor Ghost's cloak of horror	0		Monster Level: +10, Experience (familiar): +1, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Class: "Pastamancer"
6464	Jim Carey's wholesome wizardly Mayor Ghost's khakis	0		Mysticality: +25, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Monster Level: +25, Class: "Pastamancer", Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, HP regen"
6465	tumbling avaricious perfumed forbidden Mayor Ghost's gavel	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Stench Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +30, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Hammer Ghost"
6466	greasy Fonzie's Mayor Ghost's sash of mayonnaise	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Sleaze Spell Damage: 60, Single Equip
6467	Mayor Ghost's scissors	0		
6468	enchanted adequate ghost pepper	3	good	Effect: "Serenity", Effect Duration: 15
6469	blue executive beefy Thunkula's drinking cap of Calamity Jane	0		Muscle: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Meat Drop: +40, Class: "Sauceror", Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley"
6470	executive deadly slick Drunkula's cape	0		Moxie: +10, Weapon Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +40, Class: "Sauceror"
6471	bouncing horrifying supercool Drunkula's silky pants of dire peril	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Weapon Damage: +20, Spooky Damage: +25, Class: "Sauceror", Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhoul"
6472	Drunkula's bell	0		
6473	avaricious resourceful Newton's Drunkula's ring of haze	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Maximum MP: +50, Meat Drop: +30, Avoid Attack: 1, Single Equip
6474	deadly Drunkula's wineglass	0		Weapon Damage: +5
6475	mediocre bottle of Bloodweiser	3	decent	
6476	blue family-friendly Jeselnik's coward's Unkillable Skeleton's skullcap	0		Monster Level: -20, Sleaze Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy"
6477	narrow reassuring lard-coated Lo Pan's Unkillable Skeleton's breastplate	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +1, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
6478	avaricious supercool Unkillable Skeleton's shinguards of the cheetah	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Meat Drop: +30, Initiative: +60, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr"
6479	executive flame-retardant Temple Grandin's chaotic MacGyver's Unkillable Skeleton's sawsword of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Maximum MP: +100, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Familiar Weight: +7, Hot Resistance: +1, Meat Drop: +40
6480	nippy Unkillable Skeleton's shield of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Cold Damage: +10, Thorns: 1
6481	stylish Unkillable Skeleton's restless leg of Flo-Jo	0		Moxie: +25, Initiative: +100
6482	wobbly hardy Da Vinci's beefy Staff of the Roaring Hearth	0		Muscle: +10, Experience (Mysticality): +5, Maximum HP: +50
6483	Kool-Aid	1	good	
6484	dread tarragon	0		
6485	bone flour	0		
6486	dreadful roast	0		
6487	stinking agaricus	0		
6488	moldy diet Dreadsylvanian shepherd's pie	1	crappy	
6489	music box parts	0		
6490	unwound mechanical songbird	0		
6491	tailfeathers	0		Familiar Weight: +5
6492	wax banana	0		
6493	complicated lock impression	0		
6494	replica key	0		
6495	Dreadsylvania Auditor's badge of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Kruegerand Drop: 5, Single Equip
6496	blood kiwi	0		
6497	eau de mort	0		
6498	hand-crafted bloody kiwitini	3	EPIC	
6499	moon-amber	0		
6500	polished moon-amber	0		
6501	Jim Carey's stiffened fortified moon-amber necklace	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Damage Reduction: 1, Monster Level: +25, Single Equip
6502	Dreadsylvanian seed pod	0		
6503	ghost pencil	0		
6504	greasy Lo Pan's hangman's hood of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
6505	wobbly lightning-fast studded beefcake's ring finger ring	0		Muscle: +25, Damage Absorption: +80, Initiative: +40, Single Equip
6506	Dreadsylvanian clockwork key	0		
6507	tumbling blurry cool iron ingot	0		
6508	clever beefy cool iron helmet	0		Muscle: +10, Maximum MP: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy"
6509	spinning mirror frosty wholesome cool iron breastplate	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +10
6510	stiffened sinister cool iron greaves	0		Spell Damage: +10, Damage Reduction: 1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr"
6511	wizardly ghost shawl of the blizzard	0		Mysticality: +25, Cold Spell Damage: +25
6512	shaking skull capacitor	0		
6513	wholesome warm fur	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10
6514	gravedigger's snowstick	0		Spooky Damage: +10
6515	upside-down hardened eerie fetish	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Single Equip
6516	lousy special blinking stinkwater	4	decent	Effect: "Rat-Faced", Effect Duration: 25
6517	dubious loincloth	0		Damage Aura: 1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1.5xVolley"
6518	spoiled ghostly jittery accidental mutton	4	crappy	
6519	cyan lion tamer's sinister drafty drawers	0		Spell Damage: +10, Experience (familiar): +2, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley"
6520	sizzling wolfskull mask of the brazier	0		Hot Damage: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xBarrr"
6521	hardened guts necklace	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Single Equip
6522	spinning Newton's groping claw of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Experience (Mysticality): +3
6523	knitted vengeful spirit	0		Cold Resistance: +3
6524	Van der Graaf BOOtonniere	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip
6525	anodized skewed ghost thread	0		Effect: "Feet of Watermelon", Effect Duration: 40
6526	scorching wizardly bag of unfinished business	0		Mysticality: +25, Hot Damage: +25
6527	Oprah's transparent pants of the empath	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Familiar Weight: +5, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xPotato"
6528	flame-retardant hothammer	0		Hot Resistance: +1
6529	perfectly mixed fancy blurry Thriller Ice	3	EPIC	Effect: "Coming Up Roses", Effect Duration: 15
6530	nasty grandfather watch	0		Stench Damage: +5, Single Equip, Nonstackable Watch
6531	ghostly muddy skirt	0		Damage Aura: 1, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xFairy"
6532	horrifying vibrating spyglass	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Spooky Damage: +25
6533	bouncing studded vial of hot blood	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Single Equip
6534	maroon remorseless knife of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7
6535	cyan inspector's intimidating coiffure	0		Item Drop: +15, Familiar Effect: "hot afk, 1xPotato"
6536	vibrating Socratic cod cape	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Maximum MP Percent: +10
6537	miniature yummy olive blood sausage	2	awesome	
6538	bouncing ghostly fuchsia banded frying brainpan of chilblains	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Cold Damage: +25
6539	tumbling avaricious ball and chain of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Meat Drop: +30, Single Equip
6540	flame-retardant dry bone	0		Hot Resistance: +1
6541	crafty tailbone shield	0		Maximum MP: +10, Thorns: 1
6542	olive hale tonguebone	0		Maximum HP: +20, Single Equip
6543	Annie Oakley's pogo stick of Flo-Jo	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Initiative: +100, Single Equip
6545	Oprah's weedy skirt of the sweet-tooth of Flo-Jo	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Candy Drop: +100, Initiative: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy"
6546	yellow frightening pants of Flo-Jo	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Initiative: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk"
6547	Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette	0		
6548	cooling iron helmet	0		
6549	cooling iron breastplate	0		
6550	bouncing cooling iron greaves	0		
6551	skewed hot cluster	0		
6552	cluster	0		
6553	cluster	0		
6554	stench cluster	0		
6555	sleaze cluster	0		
6556	wet twirling twirling phial of hotness	0		Effect: "init.enh", Effect Duration: 69
6557	quantum pressed skewed phial of coldness	0		Effect: "Hairless and Airless", Effect Duration: 25
6558	super-colloidal double-ionized squat phial of spookiness	0		Effect: "Fishy Fortification", Effect Duration: 37
6559	galvanized pickled phial of stench	0		Effect: "Sleaze-Resistant Trousers", Effect Duration: 61
6560	super-corrupted phial of sleaziness	0		Effect: "You Know Who to Call", Effect Duration: 67
6561	adventurer clone egg	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-06"
6562	mini-Mr. Accessory	0		Familiar Weight: +5
6563	shaking hand of Mr. Cards of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Throw a Mr. Card"
6564	toothsome Dreadsylvanian hot pocket	3	awesome	
6565	spoiled Dreadsylvanian pocket	3	crappy	
6566	bland Dreadsylvanian pocket	3	decent	
6567	miniature spoiled bouncing Dreadsylvanian stink pocket	2	crappy	
6568	spoiled shaking Dreadsylvanian sleaze pocket	3	crappy	
6569	hand-crafted huge Dreadsylvanian hot toddy	3	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	
6570	watered-down acceptable Dreadsylvanian cold-fashioned	2	good	
6571	smooth blurry Dreadsylvanian grimlet	3	awesome	
6572	lousy Dreadsylvanian dank and stormy	4	decent	
6573	watered-down lousy blurry Dreadsylvanian slithery nipple	2	decent	
6574	maroon hot clusterbomb	0		
6575	clusterbomb	0		
6576	clusterbomb	0		
6577	skewed maroon skewed stench clusterbomb	0		
6578	sleaze clusterbomb	0		
6579	Dreadsylvanian Almanac page	0		
6580	length of fuse	0		
6581	fuchsia dreadful box	0		
6582	red jittery Clan hot dog stand	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-07"
6583	vicious spiked collar	0		Familiar Damage: +20
6584	bouncing squat yellow lightning-fast hot dog wrapper	0		Initiative: +40
6585	razor-sharp brawny debonair deboner	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Weapon Damage Percent: +25
6586	improved twirling tumbling chicle de salchicha	0		Effect: "Liquid Luck", Effect Duration: 66
6587	jar of frostigkraut of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Damage Aura: 1
6588	cool gnawed-up dog bone of incineration	0		Moxie: +5, Hot Spell Damage: +50
6589	squat wholesome Grey Guanon	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Damage Aura: 1
6590	Van der Graaf hardened Herculean Engorged Sausages and You	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Damage Reduction: 3, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
6591	fancy bad watered-down dream of a dog	2	decent	Effect: "New and Improved", Effect Duration: 20
6592	avaricious Socratic stylish optimal spreadsheet	0		Moxie: +25, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Meat Drop: +30
6593	defective Game Grid token	0		
6594	lime green hot Dreadsylvanian cocoa	0		
6595	dried epic cluster	1	awesome	
6596	clockwork egg	0		
6597	clockwork birdhouse	0		
6598	blurry clockwork disc	0		
6599	clockwork hand	0		
6600	bouncing clockwork hand	0		
6601	clockwork numeral I	0		
6602	clockwork numeral II	0		
6603	maroon jittery clockwork numeral III	0		
6604	red clockwork numeral IV	0		
6605	mirror clockwork numeral V	0		
6606	gray squat clockwork numeral VI	0		
6607	clockwork numeral VII	0		
6608	huge narrow clockwork numeral VIII	0		
6609	red wobbly clockwork numeral IX	0		
6610	huge clockwork numeral X	0		
6611	clockwork numeral XI	0		
6612	clockwork numeral XII	0		
6613	skewed clockwork cuckoo	0		
6614	teal cuckoo clock	0		
6615	perfectly mixed irresponsibly strong cyan Cold One	8	???	
6616	special tasty upside-down spaghetti breakfast	3	???	Effect: "Aspect of the Twinklefairy", Effect Duration: 30
6617	over-the-shoulder Folder Holder	0		Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2013-08", Softcore Only: [1-path(KOLHS)]
6618	folder (red)	0		Muscle: +20, Last Available: "2013-08"
6619	folder (blue)	0		Mysticality: +20, Last Available: "2013-08"
6620	folder (green)	0		Moxie: +20, Last Available: "2013-08"
6621	folder (magenta)	0		Muscle: +15, Mysticality: +15, Last Available: "2013-08"
6622	red pulsating folder (cyan)	0		Mysticality: +15, Moxie: +15, Last Available: "2013-08"
6623	bouncing shaking folder (yellow)	0		Muscle: +15, Moxie: +15, Last Available: "2013-08"
6624	folder (smiley face)	0		Experience (Muscle): +2, Last Available: "2013-08"
6625	folder (wizard)	0		Experience (Mysticality): +2, Last Available: "2013-08"
6626	folder (space skeleton)	0		Experience (Moxie): +2, Last Available: "2013-08"
6627	red folder (D-Team)	0		Last Available: "2013-08"
6628	red folder (Ex-Files)	0		Combat Rate: +5, Last Available: "2013-08"
6629	folder (skull and crossbones)	0		Combat Rate: -5, Last Available: "2013-08"
6630	folder (Knight Writer)	0		Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2013-08"
6631	folder (Jackass Plumber)	0		Monster Level: +25, Last Available: "2013-08"
6632	folder (holographic fractal)	0		All Resistance: +4, Last Available: "2013-08"
6633	tumbling folder (barbarian)	0		Last Available: "2013-08"
6634	tumbling folder (rainbow unicorn)	0		Last Available: "2013-08", Thorns: 5
6635	folder (Seawolf)	0		Better Diver: +10, Last Available: "2013-08"
6636	folder (dancing dolphins)	0		Last Available: "2013-08"
6637	wobbly folder (catfish)	0		Familiar Weight: +15, Last Available: "2013-08"
6638	folder (tranquil landscape)	0		Damage Reduction: 15, HP / MP Regen Min: 10, HP / MP Regen Max: 20, Last Available: "2013-08"
6639	folder (owl)	0		Last Available: "2013-08"
6640	purple folder (Stinky Trash Kid)	0		Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2013-08"
6641	huge folder (sports car)	0		Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2013-08"
6642	folder (sportsballs)	0		PvP Fights: +5, Last Available: "2013-08"
6643	ghostly folder (heavy metal)	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2013-08"
6644	fuchsia folder (Yedi)	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2013-08"
6645	huge folder (KOLHS)	0		Last Available: "2013-08"
6648	scandalous slick slide rule	0		Moxie: +10, Sleaze Damage: +5
6649	activated adjusted shaking Ogres and Oubliettes&trade; module	0		Effect: "Sizzling with Fury", Effect Duration: 59
6650	wobbly Mountain Stream Code Black Alert	0		
6651	ghostly twisted-up wet towel	0		
6652	mediocre stepmom's booze	3	decent	
6653	surgical tape	0		
6654	frosty band T-shirt	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10
6655	practically non-alcoholic hand-crafted fountain 'soda'	1	EPIC	
6656	teal illegal firecracker	0		
6657	scandalous pickelhaube of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Sleaze Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 18"
6658	alkaline aerosolized lime green huge hair oil	0		Effect: "Boon of She-Who-Was", Effect Duration: 69
6659	enhanced scrap	0		Effect: "Sealed Brain", Effect Duration: 39
6660	shaking school spirit socket set	0		
6661	suspension bridge	0		
6662	inspector's therapeutic baleful Samson's Staff of the Lunch Lady	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: +15, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
6663	blinking universal key	0		
6664	twirling world's most dangerous birdhouse	0		
6665	mirror veiny razor-sharp deathchucks	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Maximum HP: +10
6666	eraser	0		
6667	quasireligious sculpture	0		
6668	Faraday cage	0		
6669	narrow modeling claymore	0		
6670	clay homunculus	0		
6671	denatured quantum sodium pentasomething	0		Effect: "Mighty Shout", Effect Duration: 39
6672	grains of salt	0		
6673	yellowcake bomb	0		
6674	stinkbomb	0		
6675	triple-altered superwater	0		Effect: "Radiant Personality", Effect Duration: 67
6676	upside-down Thwaitgold bookworm statuette	0		
6677	crude monster sculpture	0		
6678	spinning strapping Yearbook Club Camera	0		Muscle: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blinding Flash"
6679	blue groovy machete	0		Moxie Percent: +10
6680	weak tolerable Cursed Punch	2	good	
6681	boozy lousy Bowl of Scorpions	5	decent	
6682	artisanal twirling Fog Murderer	3	EPIC	
6683	mirror book of matches	0		
6684	sizzling surgical mask	0		Hot Damage: +10, Surgeonosity: +1
6685	head mirror of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Surgeonosity: +1
6686	electrified half-size scalpel	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Surgeonosity: +1
6687	stiffened surgical apron	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Surgeonosity: +1
6688	maroon Lo Pan's bloodied surgical dungarees	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Surgeonosity: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 38"
6689	McClusky file (page 1)	0		
6690	spinning McClusky file (page 2)	0		
6691	McClusky file (page 3)	0		
6692	McClusky file (page 4)	0		
6693	red McClusky file (page 5)	0		
6694	shaking boring binder clip	0		
6695	McClusky file (complete)	0		
6696	purple bowling ball	0		
6697	moss-covered stone sphere	0		
6698	jittery dripping stone sphere	0		
6699	crackling stone sphere	0		
6700	upside-down scorched stone sphere	0		
6701	shaking blinking upside-down stone triangle	0		
6702	wobbly squat bowler	0		Damage Aura: 1
6703	wobbly imitation White Russian	1	crappy	
6704	gravedigger's extremely unsafe short-handled mop	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Spooky Damage: +10
6705	moldy jungle floor wax	4	crappy	
6706	smirking shrunken head	0		Damage Aura: 1
6707	alkaline blurry blurry colorful toad	0		Effect: "No Vertigo", Effect Duration: 31
6708	crude voodoo doll	0		
6709	blinking attorney's badge	0		Single Equip
6710	Van der Graaf clever pygmy briefs	0		Maximum MP: +20, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 41"
6711	short writ of habeas corpus	0		
6712	bone abacus	0		
6713	adder	0		
6714	short calculator	0		
6715	blinking extremely unsafe stylish sphygmomanometer	0		Moxie: +25, Weapon Damage Percent: +100
6716	super-magnetized bag of pygmy blood	0		Effect: "Sweet Tooth", Effect Duration: 42
6717	tongue depressor	0		
6718	tumbling squat narrow nasty experienced compression stocking	0		Experience: +2, Stench Damage: +5
6719	olive midriff scrubs of the brazier of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: 75
6720	alkaline wobbly pill cup	0		Effect: "Billiards Belligerence", Effect Duration: 37
6721	Jeselnik's groovy water bottle of incineration	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 40"
6722	adjusted pygmy phone number	0		Effect: "Bestial Sympathy", Effect Duration: 58
6723	teal Boozehounds Anonymous token	0		
6724	delicious massive exotic jungle fruit	7	awesome	
6725	Shore Inc. Ship Trip Scrip	0		
6726	dude ranch souvenir crate	0		
6727	tropical island souvenir crate	0		
6728	shaking ski resort souvenir crate	0		
6729	UV-resistant compass	0		
6730	jittery funky junk key	0		
6731	Worse Homes and Gardens	0		
6732	teal claw-foot bathtub	0		
6733	narrow skewed clothesline pole	0		
6734	shaking cigar sign	0		
6735	junk junk	0		
6736	Junk-Bond	0		
6737	tangle of copper wire	0		
6738	jagged scrap	0		
6739	non-flattened unsweetened bent scrap	0		Effect: "Pecan Pied Piper", Effect Duration: 32
6740	molten scrap	0		
6741	eternal car battery	0		
6742	junk band of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3
6743	rosy-cheeked junk trunks	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "cap 15"
6744	wobbly rosewater-soaked junk-mail shirt	0		Stench Resistance: +3
6745	decent junk food	4	good	
6746	drinkable junk yard	3	good	
6747	ghostly coward's ruddy swordzall	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Monster Level: -20
6748	mirror energetic arm buzzer	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20
6749	Usain Bolt's aromatic boilgun	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Initiative: +80
6750	Gordon Beer's Beer Garden Catalog	0		Last Available: "2013-09"
6751	packet of beer seeds	0		Last Available: "2013-09"
6752	lime green handful of barley	0		
6753	cluster of hops	0		
6754	beer bottle	0		
6755	beer label	0		
6756	spinning artisanal homebrew sampler	0		
6757	tolerable pulsating can of Br&uuml;talbr&auml;u	3	good	Last Available: "2013-09"
6758	drinkable fancy can of Drooling Monk	4	good	Effect: "Chilblains of the Corn", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2013-09"
6759	delicious can of Impetuous Scofflaw	4	awesome	Last Available: "2013-09"
6760	weak acceptable narrow bottle of Old Pugilist	2	good	Last Available: "2013-09"
6761	watered-down delicious cyan squat bottle of Professor Beer	2	awesome	Last Available: "2013-09"
6762	perfectly mixed weak bottle of Rapier Witbier	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2013-09"
6763	acceptable bottle of Race Car Red	4	good	Last Available: "2013-09"
6764	drinkable bottle of Greedy Dog	3	good	Last Available: "2013-09"
6765	delicious bottle of Lambada Lambic	4	awesome	Last Available: "2013-09"
6766	tin beer can	0		
6767	artisanal homebrew gift package	0		
6768	liquid bread	1	good	Last Available: "2013-09"
6769	huge curative tin tam of terror of mayonnaise	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "MP regen, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-09"
6770	quantum tin cup	0		Effect: "Mortarfied", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2013-09"
6771	greedy Jack Frost's tin foil of the businessman	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Meat Drop: 70, Last Available: "2013-09"
6772	smelly dog trainer's Da Vinci's tin drum	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Experience (familiar): +1, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2013-09"
6773	skewed tin roof (rusted)	0		Last Available: "2013-09"
6774	tin snips	0		Last Available: "2013-09"
6775	maroon twirling tin lizzie	0		Last Available: "2013-09"
6776	altered quadruple-deionized jittery foetid seal tear	0		Effect: "Aloysius' Antiphon of Aptitude", Effect Duration: 54
6777	galvanized seal sweat	0		Effect: "The Halls of Moxiousness", Effect Duration: 26
6778	energized energized boiling seal blood	0		Effect: "Become Intensely interested", Effect Duration: 35
6779	crystalline seal eye	0		Single Equip
6780	purple hardy studded sealhide shield of Calamity Jane	0		Maximum HP: +50, Critical Hit Percent: +15
6781	scabrous seal epaulets of incineration of the businessman	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Meat Drop: +50, Single Equip
6782	jittery twirling abyssal battle plans	0		
6783	greasy coward's seal medal of Flo-Jo	0		Monster Level: -20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Initiative: +100
6784	deanimated reanimator's coffin	0		Free Pull
6785	upside-down flask of embalming fluid	0		
6788	blank diary	0		
6789	boot knife	0		
6790	skewed broken beer bottle	0		
6791	pulsating sharpened spoon	0		
6792	jittery candy knife	0		
6793	soap knife	0		
6795	anodized Vulcanized mirror disco horoscope (Aquarius)	0		Effect: "Christmessy", Effect Duration: 11
6796	anodized deionized disco horoscope (Pisces)	0		Effect: "Gummiskin", Effect Duration: 62
6797	dry extra-flattened upside-down disco horoscope (Aries)	0		Effect: "Astral Shell", Effect Duration: 41
6798	cold-filtered disco horoscope (Taurus)	0		Effect: "Stopping to Smell the Flowers", Effect Duration: 21
6799	corrupted disco horoscope (Gemini)	0		Effect: "Aries Rising", Effect Duration: 11
6800	altered non-pickled jittery disco horoscope (Cancer)	0		Effect: "Stick Emporium Membership", Effect Duration: 23
6801	quadruple-aerosolized purple disco horoscope (Leo)	0		Effect: "Thunderspell", Effect Duration: 11
6802	pressed disco horoscope (Virgo)	0		Effect: "Yuletide Sappiness", Effect Duration: 49
6803	aerosolized twirling disco horoscope (Libra)	0		Effect: "Fever From the Flavor", Effect Duration: 55
6804	wet electrified disco horoscope (Scorpio)	0		Effect: "The Smile of Mr. A.", Effect Duration: 42
6805	polarized blurry disco horoscope (Sagittarius)	0		Effect: "Voracious Gorging", Effect Duration: 58
6806	warmed energized twirling pulsating disco horoscope (Capricorn)	0		Effect: "Full Bottle in front of Me", Effect Duration: 32
6807	scorching razor-sharp The Sagittarian's leisure pants	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Hot Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 18"
6808	toy accordion	0		Song Duration: 5
6809	skewed accordion	0		Song Duration: 10
6810	wobbly resourceful beer-battered accordion	0		Maximum MP: +50, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 6
6811	narrow baritone accordion of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 7
6812	yellow groovy mama's squeezebox	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 8
6813	scorching guancertina	0		Hot Damage: +25, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 9
6814	jittery supercool accordion file	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10
6815	baleful accord ion	0		Spell Damage: +25, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10
6816	mirror green healthy bone bandoneon	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 11
6817	skewed hardy pentatonic accordion	0		Maximum HP: +50, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 12
6818	squat non-Euclidean non-accordion of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 15
6819	horrifying toasty Accordion of Jordion	0		Hot Damage: +5, Spooky Damage: +25, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 14
6820	blurry flame-retardant autocalliope	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 15
6821	narrow Sherlock's accordionoid rocca	0		Item Drop: +25, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 18
6822	chilly pygmy concertinette	0		Cold Damage: +5, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 17
6823	pulsating quilted ghost accordion of the scaredy-cat	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Monster Level: -15, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 16
6824	narrow rock-hard peace accordion	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 19
6825	shaking foul-smelling supercool alarm accordion	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Stench Damage: +10, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 20
6826	maroon Jeselnik's savvy stylish All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig	0		Moxie: +25, Mysticality Percent: +20, Sleaze Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "0.5xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 13"
6827	squat dance instructor's KoL Con X Treasure Map of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10
6828	perfectly mixed green discocktail	3	EPIC	
6829	blinking jittery sinister KoL Con X Bingo Card	0		Spell Damage: +10
6830	blinking Temporal Tempera Tube of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
6831	flattened dry purple Tallowcreme Halloween Pumpkin	0		Effect: "Okee-Dokee Computer", Effect Duration: 37
6832	Way More Tears&trade; pepper spray	0		
6833	Vulcanized Milk Studs	0		Effect: "Human-Beast Hybrid", Effect Duration: 49
6834	nitrogenated bouncing box of Dweebs	0		Effect: "Prelude of Precision", Effect Duration: 65
6835	pickled moist skewed bag of W&Ws	0		Effect: "Dancing Prowess", Effect Duration: 57
6836	galvanized mirror wobbly PEEZ dispenser	0		Effect: "Permanent Halloween", Effect Duration: 16
6837	colloidal purple Swizzler	0		Effect: "Well-Swabbed Ear", Effect Duration: 19
6838	warmed spinning Bugbearclaw Donut	0		Effect: "Disco Concentration", Effect Duration: 24
6839	anodized diffused electrified jam	0		Effect: "Polar Express", Effect Duration: 18
6840	wet Whenchamacallit bar	0		Effect: "Slimily Speedy", Effect Duration: 40
6841	alkaline chilled purple 8-bit banana	0		Effect: "Turtle Power", Effect Duration: 48
6842	chilled non-pressed wobbly vial of blood simple syrup	0		Effect: "Ponderous Potency", Effect Duration: 45
6843	alkaline polymerized bone bons	0		Effect: "Ancient Protected", Effect Duration: 38
6844	pickled ionized blurry blurry ironic mint	0		Effect: "The Dinsey Spirit", Effect Duration: 41
6845	unused walkie-talkie	0		Free Pull
6846	upside-down red walkie-talkie	0		Free Pull
6847	killing jar	0		
6848	zippy security flashlight	0		Initiative: +20
6849	altered narrow Effermint&trade; tablets	0		Effect: "Human-Undead Hybrid", Effect Duration: 50
6850	groovy sturdy cane of the brute of James Dean	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Moxie Percent: +10, Experience (Moxie): +3
6851	huge bowl of candy	0		
6852	Ultra Mega Sour Ball	0		
6853	carton of rotten eggs	0		
6854	desert sightseeing pamphlet	0		
6855	a suspicious address	0		
6856	tumbling medical-grade Bal-musette accordion	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10, Last Available: "2013-10"
6857	dangerous Cajun accordion	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10, Last Available: "2013-10"
6858	smartaleck's quirky accordion	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10, Last Available: "2013-10"
6859	ghostly healthy smartaleck's Skipper's accordion	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10, Last Available: "2013-10"
6860	ghostly greasy crafty Samson's Pantsgiving of doom	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Maximum MP: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Softcore Only, Bonus Resting HP: [5*F], Bonus Resting MP: [5*F], Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Talk About Politics", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Pocket Crumbs", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Air Dirty Laundry", Drops Items, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-11", Variable
6861	tasty fancy can of sardines	4	awesome	Effect: "Chain Chain Chains", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2013-11"
6862	decent high-calorie sugar substitute	3	good	Last Available: "2013-11"
6863	special adequate pat of butter	4	good	Effect: "Innately Truthy", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2013-11"
6864	super-sized tasty dinner roll	5	awesome	Last Available: "2013-11"
6865	immense adequate mashed potatoes	8	good	Last Available: "2013-11"
6866	rotten whole turkey leg	3	crappy	Last Available: "2013-11"
6867	snack-sized moldy tumbling cyan deviled egg	2	crappy	Last Available: "2013-11"
6868	tarnished extra-moist finger exerciser	0		Effect: "Bilious Brains", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2013-11"
6869	colloidal dented spoon	0		Effect: "Rampage!", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2013-11"
6870	chilled unsweetened skewed love note	0		Effect: "Black Lung", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2013-11"
6871	spinning school beer pull tab	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6872	improved nail file	0		Effect: "Salamanderenity", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2013-11"
6873	boiled concentrated shaking candy wrapper	0		Effect: "The Power of Positive Thinking", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2013-11"
6874	gym membership card	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6875	alkaline post-holiday sale coupon	0		Effect: "Sludgesick", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2013-11"
6876	blinking dry cleaning receipt	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6877	pocket lint (blue)	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6878	pocket lint (green)	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6879	pocket lint (white)	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6880	pocket lint (orange)	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6881	blinking inspector's shellacked Da Vinci's boxer's bowl of petunias	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Experience (Mysticality): +5, Damage Reduction: 7, Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2013-11"
6882	tumbling ribald brainy beefy power sock	0		Muscle: +10, Mysticality: +5, Sleaze Damage: +10, Item Drop: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-11"
6883	huge inspector's nasty Samson's wool sock of Flo-Jo	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Stench Damage: +5, Item Drop: +15, Initiative: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-11"
6884	frosty vibrating slick moustache sock of the blizzard	0		Moxie: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Cold Spell Damage: 35, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-11"
6885	chilled deionized ghostly spirit gum	0		Effect: "Limber as Mortimer", Effect Duration: 62
6886	spirit pillow	0		
6887	spirit sheet	0		
6888	tumbling spirit mattress	0		
6889	spirit blanket	0		
6890	spirit bed	0		
6891	occult supercool spirit bell of horror	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
6892	magnetized mirror tumbling spoonful of Linguine-Os	0		Effect: "Radiant Personality", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2013-11"
6893	nitrogenated spinning freezer-burned frost-bitten tortellini	0		Effect: "Disco Inferno", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2013-11"
6894	polarized blob of Alphredo&trade;	0		Effect: "Educated (Sorta)", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2013-11"
6895	extra-alkaline adjusted mirror handful of crafty noodles	0		Effect: "Jacked In", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2013-11"
6896	corrupted quadruple-chilled alkaline tangled mass of pasta	0		Effect: "Red Around the Gills", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2013-11"
6897	quadruple-chilled Can of Spaghetto	0		Effect: "Gingerbread Robust", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2013-11"
6898	Chef Boy, R&D's business card	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6899	Thwaitgold ant statuette	0		
6900	experimental carbon fiber pasta additive	0		Class: "Pastamancer", Last Available: "2013-11"
6901	upside-down hazardous sauce dosimeter	0		Class: "Sauceror", Last Available: "2013-11"
6902	pulsating stiffened flask flops of the early riser	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Adventures: +7, Single Equip
6903	activated improved flattened tumbling nuts	0		Effect: "Sneaky Serpentine Subtlety", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2013-12"
6904	improved bolts	0		Effect: "Punchy, Murdery", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2013-12"
6905	stale gingerbread robot	4	decent	Last Available: "2013-12"
6906	toothsome snack-sized petit 4.1	2	awesome	Last Available: "2013-12"
6907	delicious diet nut-shaped Crimbo cookie	1	awesome	Last Available: "2023-06"
6908	family-friendly plastic GORM-8	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2013-12"
6909	plastic warbear of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2013-12"
6910	ghostly ruddy plastic Toybot	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2013-12"
6911	upside-down groovy plastic warbear fortress	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6912	family-friendly beefcake's plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S.	0		Muscle: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2013-12"
6913	warbear whosit	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6914	warbear hoverbelt piecepart	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6915	baleful warbear hoverbelt of Gandalf of the sweet-tooth	0		Spell Damage: +25, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Candy Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6916	tumbling gray warbear battery	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6917	squat warbear badge	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6918	cold-filtered yellow warbear wardance potion	0		Effect: "Graham Crackling", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2013-12"
6919	galvanized teal bouncing warbear bearserker potion	0		Effect: "Sugar, Hello", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2013-12"
6920	dry electrified warbear liquid overcoat	0		Effect: "OMG WTF", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2013-12"
6921	decent warbear feasting bread	4	good	Last Available: "2013-12"
6922	moldy thick warbear warrior bread	5	crappy	Last Available: "2013-12"
6923	snack-sized rotten shaking warbear thermoregulator bread	2	crappy	Last Available: "2013-12"
6924	mediocre upside-down warbear feasting mead	3	decent	Last Available: "2013-12"
6925	irresponsibly strong mediocre warbear bearserker mead	10	decent	Last Available: "2013-12"
6926	acceptable watered-down tumbling jittery warbear blizzard mead	2	good	Last Available: "2013-12"
6927	huge blinking warbear helm fragment	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6928	lion tamer's medical-grade dangerous warbear plain fedora	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Experience (familiar): +2, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep, cap 12", Last Available: "2013-12"
6929	brawny warbear feathered fedora	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-12"
6930	bouncing greedy curative warbear fedora of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Meat Drop: +20, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep", Last Available: "2013-12"
6931	avaricious warbear plain helm of Calamity Jane of the overflowing toilet	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Meat Drop: +30, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 12", Last Available: "2013-12"
6932	lime green squat aromatic warbear spiked helm	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-12"
6933	lard-coated warbear electro-spiked helm of the brazier of the sewer	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Stench Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy", Last Available: "2013-12"
6934	twirling clever beefy warbear plain ushanka of doom	0		Muscle: +10, Maximum MP: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xLep, cap 12", Last Available: "2013-12"
6935	beefcake's warbear lined ushanka	0		Muscle: +25, Familiar Effect: "1.5xBarrr, 1xLep, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-12"
6936	greedy supercool warbear heated ushanka of the bloodbag	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Maximum HP: +100, Meat Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xatk, 1xLep", Last Available: "2013-12"
6937	tumbling warbear trouser fragment	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6938	bouncing shaking fireproof Herculean boxer's warbear party pants	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Experience (Muscle): +1, Hot Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhoul, cap 12", Last Available: "2013-12"
6939	Oprah's warbear ceremonial party pants	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-12"
6940	wobbly wool chaotic sharpshooter's warbear high festival pants	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Cold Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhoul", Last Available: "2013-12"
6941	executive gravedigger's toasty warbear battle greaves	0		Hot Damage: +5, Spooky Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +40, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-12"
6942	occult warbear officer greaves	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-12"
6943	shaking padded supercool sage warbear bearserker greaves	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Moxie Percent: +20, Damage Absorption: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr", Last Available: "2013-12"
6944	squat double-paned shellacked warbear johns of the sweet-tooth	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Cold Resistance: +5, Candy Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xVolley, cap 12", Last Available: "2013-12"
6945	shaking Fonzie's warbear fleece-lined johns	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xVolley, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-12"
6946	cool thinker's warbear johns of the cheetah	0		Mysticality: +10, Moxie: +5, Initiative: +60, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xVolley", Last Available: "2013-12"
6947	warbear accoutrements chunk	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6948	Temple Grandin's clever warbear goggles of Gandalf	0		Maximum MP: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Familiar Weight: +7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6949	smartaleck's warbear snowblindness goggles	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6950	huge Newton's supercool warbear polarized goggles of the pedagogue	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Experience: +3, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6951	toasty arcane researcher's warbear laser bowtie of bravery	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Hot Damage: +5, Spooky Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6952	Da Vinci's warbear plasma bowtie	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6953	shaking aromatic extremely unsafe Fonzie's warbear nuclear bowtie	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Stench Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6954	blinking Jim Carey's therapeutic warbear warscarf of the sweet-tooth	0		Monster Level: +25, Candy Drop: +100, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6955	warbear fleece-lined warscarf of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6956	red aromatic wizardly warbear warscarf of the glutton	0		Mysticality: +25, Stench Resistance: +1, Food Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6957	skewed warbear requisition box	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6958	bouncing warbear exo-arm	0		Class: "Seal Clubber", Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6959	warbear foil hat of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 2xPotato, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-12"
6960	purple warbear energy bracers	0		Class: "Pastamancer", Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6961	zippy warbear oil pan of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Initiative: +20, Class: "Sauceror", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spray Hot Grease", Last Available: "2013-12"
6962	warbear laser beacon	0		Class: "Disco Bandit", Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6963	warbear exhaust manifold of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6964	warbear jackhammer drill press	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6965	warbear auto-anvil	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6966	narrow warbear induction oven	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6967	warbear chemistry lab	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6968	yellow warbear officer requisition box	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6969	warbear empathy chip	0		Skill: "Psychokinetic Hug", Last Available: "2013-12"
6970	warbear drone assembler	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6971	warbear breakfast machine assembler	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6972	blind-packed die-cast toy	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6973	blurry die-cast Bashful the Reindeer of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Last Available: "2013-12"
6974	upside-down crafty die-cast Doc the Reindeer	0		Maximum MP: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6975	die-cast Dopey the Reindeer of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2013-12"
6976	blinking thinker's die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer	0		Mysticality: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6977	huge die-cast Happy the Reindeer of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Last Available: "2013-12"
6978	teal scorching die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer	0		Hot Damage: +25, Last Available: "2013-12"
6979	upside-down purple narrow die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2013-12"
6980	chilly die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer	0		Cold Damage: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
6981	tumbling die-cast factory worker elf of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Last Available: "2013-12"
6982	padded die-cast gift-wrapping elf	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Last Available: "2013-12"
6983	ghostly sinister die-cast middle-management elf	0		Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6984	greasy die-cast pencil-pusher elf	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6985	skewed zippy die-cast stocking-stuffer elf	0		Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2013-12"
6986	vibrating die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6987	olive grievous die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2013-12"
6988	deadly Rosewater's die-cast death ray in a pear tree	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Weapon Damage: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
6989	skewed supercool die-cast turtle mech	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Last Available: "2013-12"
6990	twirling cool die-cast Swiss hen	0		Moxie: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
6991	gray flame-wreathed die-cast killing bird	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6992	thinker's die-cast ring	0		Mysticality: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6993	die-cast goose a-laying of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Last Available: "2013-12"
6994	gray narrow die-cast swarm a-swarming of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
6995	tumbling boxer's die-cast blade a-spinning	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6996	inspector's die-cast arc-welding Elfborg	0		Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2013-12"
6997	upside-down die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Last Available: "2013-12"
6998	blinking wicked educational die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg	0		Experience: +1, Spell Damage: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
6999	red die-cast Father Crimborg of the brute of the bloodbag	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Maximum HP: +100, Last Available: "2013-12"
7000	fortified die-cast Don Crimbo of the cheetah	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2013-12"
7001	squat miser's lion tamer's die-cast Uncle Hobo	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
7002	double-paned groovy die-cast Father Crimbo	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Cold Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
7003	The Smith's Tome	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-12", Skill: "Summon Smithsness"
7004	unsweetened bouncing Flaskfull of Hollow	0		Effect: "Taurus Rising", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2013-12"
7005	lump of Brituminous coal	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7006	mixed spinning handful of Smithereens	1	EPIC	Effect: "Angry like the Wolf", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2013-12"
7007	immense decent Every Day is Like This Sundae	6	good	Last Available: "2013-12"
7008	spoiled miniature green Miserable Pie	2	crappy	Last Available: "2013-12"
7009	diet tasty purple This Charming Flan	1	awesome	Last Available: "2013-12"
7010	acceptable narrow Irish Coffee, English Heart	3	good	Last Available: "2013-12"
7011	acceptable boozy spinning Strikes Again Bigmouth	5	good	Last Available: "2013-12"
7012	watered-down tolerable skewed Paint A Vulgar Pitcher	2	good	Last Available: "2013-12"
7013	Golden Light	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7014	Louder Than Bomb	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7015	olive Handsome Devil	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7016	blue avaricious stiffened Fonzie's Work is a Four Letter Sword of the glutton	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Damage Reduction: 1, Meat Drop: +30, Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2013-12"
7017	lion tamer's Jim Carey's Sinatra's stylish Staff of the Headmaster's Victuals	0		Moxie: +25, Experience (Moxie): +5, Monster Level: +25, Experience (familiar): +2, Last Available: "2013-12"
7018	ribald personal trainer's Sheila Take a Crossbow of the scaredy-cat of terror	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Monster Level: -15, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Damage: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
7019	blurry jittery fuchsia scorching clever ruddy Newton's A Light that Never Goes Out	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Maximum MP: +20, Hot Damage: +25, Last Available: "2013-12"
7020	upside-down coward's careful Half a Purse of the brute of the dark arts	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Monster Level: -30, Last Available: "2013-12"
7021	wool smelly careful medical-grade Hairpiece On Fire	0		Monster Level: -10, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +1, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-12"
7022	blinking scandalous chilly Oprah's smooth Vicar's Tutu	0		Moxie: +15, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Cold Damage: +5, Sleaze Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1.2xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-12"
7023	nasty electrified vibrating Hand in Glove	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Stench Damage: +5, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2013-12"
7024	squat prompt greedy quilted Meat Tenderizer is Murder	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Meat Drop: +20, Adventures: +3, Class: "Seal Clubber", Last Available: "2013-12"
7025	executive nasty beefy Ouija Board, Ouija Board	0		Muscle: +10, Stench Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +40, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Last Available: "2013-12"
7026	toasty nippy energetic Hand that Rocks the Ladle	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Cold Damage: +10, Hot Damage: +5, Class: "Pastamancer", Last Available: "2013-12"
7027	asbestos-lined vibrating Saucepanic of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Hot Resistance: +5, Class: "Sauceror", Last Available: "2013-12"
7028	chilly mansplainer's strapping Frankly Mr. Shank	0		Muscle: +5, Monster Level: +15, Cold Damage: +5, Class: "Disco Bandit", Last Available: "2013-12"
7029	occult Shakespeare's Sister's Accordion of mayonnaise of the early riser	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Adventures: +7, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 15, Last Available: "2013-12"
7030	friendly third-hand lantern	0		Familiar Weight: +3
7031	fuchsia loose purse strings	0		
7032	tiny tasty tumbling pickled egg	1	awesome	
7033	cup of lukewarm tea	1	good	
7034	tumbling warbear soda machine assembler	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7035	warbear box	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7036	narrow warbear high-efficiency still	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7037	warbear LP-ROM burner	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7038	warbear gyrocopter	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7039	triple-cold-filtered mirror warbear robo-camouflage unit	0		Effect: "Category", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2013-12"
7040	wobbly warbear beeping telegram	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7041	warbear procedural hilarity drone	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-12"
7042	warbear metalworking primer	0		Skill: "Shrap", Last Available: "2013-12"
7043	mirror warbear sequential gaiety distribution system	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7044	polymerized non-activated glass slipper	0		Effect: "Sleazy Hands", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2014-12"
7045	mixed antimatter wad	1	crappy	Last Available: "2013-12"
7046	modified double-altered deionized spinning warbear superpotion	0		Effect: "Sleazy Weapon", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2013-12"
7047	anodized quantum spinning warbear liquid lasers	0		Effect: "Bilious Brawn", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2013-12"
7048	colloidal spinning warbear rejuvenation potion	0		Effect: "Bright!", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2013-12"
7049	broken warbear gyrocopter	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7050	toothsome huge wobbly warbear gyro	8	awesome	Last Available: "2013-12"
7051	cold-filtered extra-vacuum-sealed pressed recording of Rolando's Rondo of Resisto	0		Effect: "Sealed Brain", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2013-12"
7052	warbear metalworking primer (used)	0		Skill: "Shrap", Last Available: "2013-12"
7053	warbear empathy chip (used)	0		Skill: "Psychokinetic Hug", Last Available: "2013-12"
7054	warbear drone codes	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7055	moldy spinning breakfast mess	4	crappy	Last Available: "2013-12"
7056	warbear breakfast machine	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7057	flavorless gigantic breakfast miracle	7	decent	Last Available: "2013-12"
7058	activated energized purple Cloaca Cola Polar	0		Effect: "Chalk Outline", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2013-12"
7059	warbear soda machine	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7060	festive warbear bank	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7061	grimstone mask	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7062	yellow praying Grim Brother	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-12"
7063	lime green Grim Brothers' story book	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7064	jittery hibernating Grimstone Golem	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-12"
7065	boiled grim fairy tale	1	decent	Last Available: "2014-12"
7066	grimstone galoshes	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7067	nitrogenated spinning single of Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	0		Effect: "Dance of the Sugar Fairy", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2010-02"
7068	dry oxidized single of Donho's Bubbly Ballad	0		Effect: "Rushtacean'", Effect Duration: 44
7069	lime green Discontent&trade; Winter Garden Catalog	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-01"
7070	packet of winter seeds	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7071	rotten huge blurry snow berries	6	crappy	Last Available: "2014-01"
7072	flavorless yellow ice harvest	3	decent	Last Available: "2014-01"
7073	enhanced boiled teal twirling frost flower	0		Effect: "Morbidi Tea", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2014-01"
7074	extra-diffused dry blinking upside-down snow cleats	0		Effect: "Okee-Dokee Go!", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2014-01"
7075	extra-pressed modified galvanized liquid ice pack	0		Effect: "Neutered Nostrils", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2014-01"
7076	snow boards	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7077	yummy spinning snow crab	3	awesome	Last Available: "2014-01"
7078	hand-crafted weak Ice Island Long Tea	2	super ultra mega EPIC	Last Available: "2014-01"
7079	upside-down unfinished ice sculpture	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7080	spinning ice sculpture	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7081	pulsating spinning ice house	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7082	red snow machine	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7083	snow mobile of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Lantern: 1, Lantern Element: "Cold", Last Available: "2014-01"
7084	weightlifter's ice bucket	0		Muscle: +15, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2014-01"
7085	knitted experienced snow shovel	0		Experience: +2, Cold Resistance: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2014-01"
7086	nasty Samson's bod-ice of temperance	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Stench Damage: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2014-01"
7087	MacGyver's banded Sinatra's snow belt of the glutton	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Damage Absorption: +100, Maximum MP: +100, Food Drop: +100, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2014-01"
7088	ghostly prompt fireproof brainy ice nine of James Dean	0		Mysticality: +5, Experience (Moxie): +3, Hot Resistance: +3, Adventures: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2014-01"
7089	snow fort	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7090	smooth strong En Una Fila Tequila	5	awesome	
7091	special Skully's hot chocolate	1	good	Effect: "Sated and Furious", Effect Duration: 25
7092	olive smartaleck's warbear dress helmet of vim and vigor	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-12"
7093	inspector's frightening warbear dress bracers	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Item Drop: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
7094	mansplainer's ruddy warbear dress greaves	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Monster Level: +15, Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-12"
7095	careful brawny sweatband	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Monster Level: -10, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2014-12"
7096	skewed resourceful gym shorts of chilblains	0		Maximum MP: +50, Cold Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xGhuol, cap 25", Last Available: "2014-12"
7097	twirling bouncing healthy cool ankleweights	0		Moxie: +5, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-12"
7098	twirling aromatic Oprah's hardy weightlifter's sweat socks	0		Muscle: +15, Maximum HP: +50, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Stench Resistance: +1, Drops Items, Last Available: "2014-12"
7099	olive pint of sweat	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7100	Jerks' Health&trade; Magazine	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7101	altered Five Second Energy&trade;	1		Last Available: "2014-12"
7102	pixie axie	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7103	double-irradiated powder	0		Effect: "Blubbered Up", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2014-12"
7104	ghostly licorice whip of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Last Available: "2014-12"
7105	blurry anise-flavored venom	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7106	lousy snakebite	4	decent	Last Available: "2014-12"
7107	coward's Oprah's candy stick	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Monster Level: -20, Last Available: "2014-12"
7108	tiny moldy pecan	1	crappy	Last Available: "2014-12"
7109	toothsome huge pecan pie	7	awesome	Last Available: "2014-12"
7110	chocolate-stained collar	0		Candy Drop: +25, Last Available: "2014-12"
7111	diet stale candy mountain oyster	1	decent	Last Available: "2014-12"
7112	perfectly mixed watered-down chocotini	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-12"
7113	Usain Bolt's chaotic supercool chocolate rabbit's foot	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2014-12"
7114	diet adequate candy carrot	1	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7115	decent miniature candy carrot cake	2	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7116	resourceful cool carrot-on-a-stick	0		Moxie: +5, Maximum MP: +50, Last Available: "2014-12"
7117	vibrating weasel stomping pants of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xGhoul, cap 20", Last Available: "2014-12"
7118	stale blurry mulberry	3	decent	Last Available: "2014-12"
7119	extra-dry artisanal mulled berry wine	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-12"
7120	mirror lemony scales	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7121	shaking ghostly slick lemon party hat	0		Moxie: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, cap 12", Last Available: "2014-12"
7122	yellow rock-hard lemon shirt	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2014-12"
7123	manspreader's lemon drop trousers	0		Monster Level: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato, cap 12", Last Available: "2014-12"
7124	Vulcanized lemonhead caviar	0		Effect: "Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2014-12"
7125	olive rock-hard slick gummi sword	0		Moxie: +10, Damage Reduction: 5, Last Available: "2014-12"
7126	dry small gummi fin	0		Effect: "Muddled", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2014-12"
7127	maroon nippy chocolate cow bone	0		Cold Damage: +10, Last Available: "2014-12"
7128	altered ionized aerosolized shaking gummi fang	0		Effect: "Robocamo", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2014-12"
7129	special normal leftover canap&eacute;s	3	good	Effect: "Tea-hee", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2014-12"
7130	smooth practically non-alcoholic magnum of champagne	1	awesome	Last Available: "2014-12"
7131	groovy cow creamer of horror of the glutton	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2014-12"
7132	corrupted ionized Outer Wolf&trade; cologne	0		Effect: "Can Has Cyborger", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2014-12"
7133	lupine appetite hormones	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7134	pulsating double-paned wolf whistle of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blow Wolf Whistle", Last Available: "2014-12"
7135	tiny yummy mirror witch's bread	1	awesome	Last Available: "2014-12"
7136	modified super-cold-filtered lime green witch's brew	0		Effect: "You Read The Manual", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2014-12"
7137	foul-smelling witch's bra of Leguizamo of terror	0		Monster Level: +20, Stench Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2014-12"
7138	drinkable extra-dry gray mid-level medieval mead	5	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7139	denatured vacuum-sealed R&uuml;mpelstiltz	0		Effect: "Disdain of the War Snapper", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2014-12"
7140	skewed spinning wheel	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7141	wet frozen ghostly gray hi-octane carrot juice	0		Effect: "Bilious Brawn", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2014-12"
7142	magnetized wobbly hare brush	0		Effect: "Snobby", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2014-12"
7143	Sherlock's hare pin of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Item Drop: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-12"
7144	jittery odd coin	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7145	normal cinnamon cannoli	3	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7146	hand-crafted practically non-alcoholic expensive champagne	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-12"
7147	dry blinking polo trophy	0		Effect: "Leash of Linguini", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2014-12"
7148	narrow green oil painting	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7149	rosary	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7150	ornate dowsing rod	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7151	mirror teal straw	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7152	bouncing	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7153	clay	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7154	filling	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7155	olive parchment	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7156	twirling glass	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7157	energetic fire hose of the wise owl of the overflowing toilet	0		Mysticality: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xVolley, cap 37", Last Available: "2014-12"
7158	fancy moldy fireman's lunch	3	crappy	Effect: "Bestial Sympathy", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2014-12"
7159	ghostly nasty careful plain paper hat of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Monster Level: -10, Stench Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, cap 37", Last Available: "2014-12"
7160	stale ice cream sandwich	3	decent	Last Available: "2014-12"
7161	ribald coward's brainy &quot;honey&quot; dipper	0		Mysticality: +5, Monster Level: -20, Sleaze Damage: +10, Last Available: "2014-12"
7162	small rotten plumber's lunch	2	crappy	Last Available: "2014-12"
7163	gravedigger's resourceful energetic skull gearshift knob	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Maximum MP: +50, Spooky Damage: +10, Last Available: "2014-12"
7164	rotten huge nachos of the night	4	crappy	Last Available: "2014-12"
7165	wobbly greedy careful Sketcherz&trade; of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Monster Level: -10, Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2014-12"
7166	normal half-sized narrow teal can of Adultwitch&trade;	2	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7167	activated activated electrified pulsating smudge stick	0		Effect: "5 Pounds Lighter", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2014-12"
7168	galvanized pulsating wall	0		Effect: "Knob Goblin Lust Frenzy", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2014-12"
7169	tolerable watered-down tankard of ale	2	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7170	non-alkaline dry scroll case	0		Effect: "Chalked Weapon", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2014-12"
7171	moist cold-filtered jug of &quot;wine&quot;	0		Effect: "Human-Goblin Hybrid", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2014-12"
7172	blue juggling ball	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7173	crappy camera	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7174	flavorless humble pie	3	decent	Last Available: "2014-12"
7175	spinning narrow small golem	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7176	shaking crappy camera	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7177	moist cold-filtered ghostly crappy waiter disguise	0		Effect: "Butt-Rock Hair", Effect Duration: 43
7178	Copperhead Charm	0		
7179	The First Pizza	0		
7180	The Lacrosse Stick of Lacoronado	0		
7181	The Eye of the Stars	0		
7182	The Stankara Stone	0		
7183	ghostly Murphy's Rancid Black Flag	0		
7184	The Shield of Brook	0		
7185	Red Zeppelin ticket	0		
7186	Copperhead Charm (rampant)	0		
7187	artisanal practically non-alcoholic unnamed cocktail	1	EPIC	
7188	handful of tips	0		
7189	unrequired jacket of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3
7190	cyan smooth tommy gun	0		Moxie: +15, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unload Tommy Gun"
7191	drum of tommy ammo	0		
7192	throwing knife	0		
7193	throwing spoon	0		
7194	spinning throwing fork	0		
7195	shaking extremely unsafe smartaleck's breadchucks	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Weapon Damage Percent: +100
7196	pulsating shuriken salad	0		
7197	executive combat fan	0		Meat Drop: +40
7198	rosewater-soaked silk skirt of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Stench Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 38"
7199	blowdart	0		
7200	smartaleck's Buddy Bjorn	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2014-02"
7201	lightning-fast crafty deadly The Nuge's favorite crossbow	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Maximum MP: +10, Initiative: +40
7202	stale sweet roll Alabama	4	decent	
7203	resourceful Saturday Night Special	0		Maximum MP: +50
7204	gray lynyrd snare	0		
7205	asbestos-lined fleetwood chain	0		Hot Resistance: +5
7206	perfectly mixed Green Manalishi	4	EPIC	
7207	maroon supercharged blade	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30
7208	fire of unknown origin	0		
7209	special eagle's milk	1	decent	Effect: "Destructive Resolve", Effect Duration: 25
7210	adjusted eagle feather	0		Effect: "Cold Hard Skin", Effect Duration: 26
7211	polymerized one pill	0		Effect: "Powder Power", Effect Duration: 15
7212	Jeselnik's Jefferson wings	0		Sleaze Damage: +25
7213	fleetwood macaroni	0		
7214	cheesy eagle sauce	0		
7215	half-sized decent fleetwood mac 'n' cheese	2	good	
7216	lynyrd skin	0		
7217	bouncing veiny lynyrdskin cap	0		Maximum HP: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xVolley, cap 42"
7218	blinking shaking personal trainer's lynyrdskin tunic	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10
7219	bouncing supercharged lynyrdskin breeches	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1.5xGhuol, cap 42"
7220	cigarette lighter	0		
7221	bouncing priceless diamond	0		
7222	drinkable Flamin' Whatshisname	3	good	
7223	quadruple-irradiated warmed lynyrd musk	0		Effect: "Can't Be a Chooser", Effect Duration: 30
7224	twirling fireproof supercool Kashmir sweater	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Hot Resistance: +3
7225	stale red custard pie	4	decent	
7226	blinking tea for one	1	crappy	
7227	delicious squat shaking bottle of Evermore	3	awesome	
7228	box	0		
7229	lousy teal wine	3	decent	
7230	drinkable rum	4	good	
7231	delicious Murderer's Punch	3	awesome	
7232	super-sized stale velvet cake	5	decent	
7233	chilled alkaline red bouncing letter	0		Effect: "Buff as a Baobab", Effect Duration: 50
7234	bouncing Usain Bolt's mansplainer's book	0		Monster Level: +15, Initiative: +80
7235	tumbling vibrating savvy masque	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Single Equip
7236	chaotic red-hot poker	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10
7237	aromatic Red X Shield	0		Stench Resistance: +1
7238	jittery sharpshooter's badge of mayonnaise	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
7239	narrow coward's shirt of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Monster Level: -20
7240	inspector's smelly coat	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Item Drop: +15
7241	Annie Oakley's shoe of chilblains	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Cold Damage: +25, Single Equip
7242	button	0		
7243	button	0		
7244	super-irradiated corrupted upside-down blood cells	0		Effect: "In Vino Vires", Effect Duration: 50
7245	non-quantum pressed deionized eye	0		Effect: "Inscrutable exoskeleton", Effect Duration: 36
7246	glark cable	0		
7247	quilted Red Fox glove of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Damage Absorption: +40, Attacks Can't Miss, Single Equip
7248	moist huge foxglove	0		Effect: "Dirge of Dreadfulness", Effect Duration: 41
7249	Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette	0		
7250	electrified rosy-cheeked steel-toed Fonzie's Sneaky Pete's jacket	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Damage Reduction: 9, Maximum HP Percent: +30, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Softcore Only, Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-03", Softcore Only: [1-path(Avatar of Sneaky Pete)]
7251	jug of Sneaky Pete's Mojo	0		Free Pull
7252	shot of Sneaky Pete's Mojo	0		Free Pull
7253	pulsating Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy	0		
7254	red really cocktail shaker	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7255	artisanal mini-martini	4	EPIC	
7256	smoke grenade	0		
7257	powdered shaking molotov soda	1	crappy	Effect: "Nothing Is Impossible", Effect Duration: 40
7258	galvanized galvanized altered pile of ashes	0		Effect: "Super-Charged", Effect Duration: 63
7259	crate of firebombs	0		
7260	blurry firebomb	0		
7261	stiffened banded Sneaky Pete's basket of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Damage Absorption: +100, Damage Reduction: 1
7262	blinking &quot;I Love Me, Vol. I&quot;	0		
7263	red photograph of a dog	0		
7264	photograph of a nugget	0		
7265	blue photograph of an ostrich egg	0		
7266	spinning disposable instant camera	0		
7267	wool brawny beefcake's Sneaky Pete's jacket (collar popped) of wisdom	0		Muscle: +25, Mysticality: +15, Muscle Percent: +20, Cold Resistance: +1, Softcore Only, Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-03", Softcore Only: [1-path(Avatar of Sneaky Pete)]
7268	skewed Letter for Melvign the Gnome	0		
7269	teal Professor What garment	0		
7270	&quot;2 Love Me, Vol. 2&quot;	0		
7271	purple Thinknerd Blind-Packed Toy	0		
7272	sharpshooter's plastic Professor What	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10
7273	skewed Jeselnik's plastic Jared the Duskwalker	0		Sleaze Damage: +25
7274	plastic Duke Starkiller of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5
7275	ghostly plastic Gary Claybender of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3
7276	Annie Oakley's plastic Captain Kerkard	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20
7277	wet unsweetened robot grease	0		Effect: "Icy Demeanor", Effect Duration: 13
7278	returned Thinknerd package	0		
7279	adjusted anodized mirror twirling wind-up Whatsian robot	0		Effect: "Badger Underfoot", Effect Duration: 53
7280	cold-filtered wind-up vampire teeth	0		Effect: "Mana Tea", Effect Duration: 16
7281	improved nitrogenated narrow fuchsia jittery wind-up navigation droid	0		Effect: "The Magic of LOV", Effect Duration: 46
7282	activated denatured extra-Vulcanized wind-up owl	0		Effect: "Comprehensively Nourished", Effect Duration: 30
7283	deionized wind-up ensign	0		Effect: "Human-Demon Hybrid", Effect Duration: 16
7284	wicked crying statue earrings of the bloodbag	0		Spell Damage: +5, Maximum HP: +100, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover
7285	skewed hale experienced plastic Duskwalker necklace	0		Experience: +2, Maximum HP: +20, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover
7286	up-at-dawn hardy plastic replica blaster pistol	0		Maximum HP: +50, Adventures: +5, Lasts Until Rollover
7287	censurious supercharged Gary Claybender's Time Screwer	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover
7288	Space Tourist palmdoctor of the brazier of the detective	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: +20, Lasts Until Rollover
7289	greasy amok putter of the ox of the dark arts	0		Muscle: +20, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
7290	adequate amok pudding	4	good	
7291	deactivated putty buddy	0		
7292	putty coat	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7293	boiled can of V-11	0		Effect: "Spiro Gyro", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2014-03"
7294	electrified extremely unsafe elevennis shoes	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2014-03"
7295	elevent	0		Last Available: "2014-03"
7296	Temple Grandin's elevenderizing hammer of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: 12, Last Available: "2014-03"
7297	prompt Professor What T-Shirt	0		Adventures: +3
7298	heavy-duty bendy straw	0		
7299	ghostly huge pellet of plant food	0		
7300	sewing kit	0		
7301	Spookyraven billiards room key	0		
7302	Spookyraven library key	0		
7303	gray Lady Spookyraven's necklace	0		
7304	telegram from Lady Spookyraven	0		
7305	wobbly Lady Spookyraven's powder puff	0		
7306	Lady Spookyraven's finest gown	0		
7307	shaking Lady Spookyraven's dancing shoes	0		
7308	electrified colloidal spinning eyebrow pencil	0		Effect: "You Can Taste the Darkness", Effect Duration: 58
7309	electrified energized squat tumbling rosewater cream	0		Effect: "The Chains Down In The Belly-O", Effect Duration: 24
7310	pressed galvanized squat jittery bronzer	0		Effect: "Mathematically Precise", Effect Duration: 17
7311	sharpshooter's elegant nightstick of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +10
7312	still grill	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-06"
7313	box of hickory chips	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7314	jittery poppet	0		
7315	rickety rocking horse	0		
7316	red jack-in-the-box	0		
7317	ghostly jar of baby ghosts	0		
7318	blurry healthy thinker's ghost of a necklace of the early riser	0		Mysticality: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Adventures: +7
7319	smelly flame-wreathed Elizabeth's Dollie	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +10
7320	alkaline nitrogenated jittery Elizabeth's paintbrush	0		Effect: "Dweeby", Effect Duration: 65
7321	jittery careful studded Stephen's lab coat	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Monster Level: -10
7322	double-diffused mirror Stephen's secret formula	0		Effect: "Staying Frosty", Effect Duration: 61
7323	dog trainer's Jacob's rung of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Experience (familiar): +1
7324	mixed huge battery	1		
7325	fortified drinkable snakebite	5	good	
7326	rubber ribcage of the sewer of the early riser	0		Stench Damage: +25, Adventures: +7
7327	diluted upside-down blinking cyan synthetic marrow	1		Effect: "Antibiotic Saucesphere", Effect Duration: 35
7328	altered quantum funny bone	0		Effect: "Cold-Blooded Warm Fuzzies", Effect Duration: 37
7329	mansplainer's half-melted spoon of the sweet-tooth	0		Monster Level: +15, Candy Drop: +100
7330	dried the funk	1		
7331	spoiled gunky chicken	3	crappy	
7332	wobbly Sherlock's doll head	0		Item Drop: +25
7333	droopy doll eye	0		
7334	squat voice box	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Pull Voice Box String"
7335	ghostly Jack Frost's experienced paddle-ball	0		Experience: +2, Cold Spell Damage: +50
7336	pickled ghostly sound effects record	0		Effect: "stats.enq", Effect Duration: 56
7337	alphabet block	0		
7338	electrified jittery dancer	0		Effect: "Mmmmmelon", Effect Duration: 59
7339	music box mechanism	0		
7340	fireproof moose antlers	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep, cap 27"
7341	galvanized activated skewed moose thought	0		Effect: "Heart Aflame", Effect Duration: 41
7342	stale moose chocolate	3	decent	
7343	watered-down perfectly mixed painting of a glass of wine	2	EPIC	
7344	oil painting of yourself	0		
7345	ornate picture frame	0		
7346	doll-eye amulet	0		Single Equip
7347	foul-smelling Rosewater's ghost toga	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Stench Damage: +10
7348	toothsome sheet cake	4	awesome	
7349	spinning olive ghost key	0		
7350	blurry picture of you	0		
7351	Jeselnik's Lo Pan's rosy-cheeked Staff of the Electric Range	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Sleaze Damage: +25
7352	tasty immense pulsating deluxe layer cake	9	awesome	
7353	chunk of hot iron	0		
7354	acceptable weak red-hot boilermaker	2	good	
7355	tumbling avaricious coal shovel	0		Meat Drop: +30, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Shovel Hot Coal"
7356	energized fuchsia hot coal	0		Effect: "You Drank Fish Wine", Effect Duration: 31
7357	modified polymerized coal dust	0		Effect: "Frigid Weapon", Effect Duration: 13
7358	reassuring grievous Sinatra's Bram's choker	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Spooky Resistance: +1, Single Equip
7359	skewed plaid swatch	0		
7360	plaid bandage	0		
7361	dangerous plaid pocket square	0		Weapon Damage: +10
7362	Jim Carey's steel-toed plaid skirt	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Monster Level: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 38"
7363	deionized galvanized red bloodstain stick	0		Effect: "Feelin' Philosophical", Effect Duration: 45
7364	pulsating blue fabric softener	0		
7365	ionized vacuum-sealed fabric hardener	0		Effect: "Pisces Rising", Effect Duration: 41
7366	practically non-alcoholic artisanal bottle of laundry sherry	1	super EPIC	
7367	alkaline industrial strength starch	0		Effect: "Slightly Larger Than Usual", Effect Duration: 61, Wiki Name: "industrial strength starch"
7368	normal extra-flat panini	3	good	
7369	activated denatured mangled finger	0		Effect: "Egg-stra Arm", Effect Duration: 22
7370	watered-down smooth twirling Psychotic Train wine	2	awesome	
7371	crazy hobo notebook	0		
7372	tasty ghostly pie man was not meant to eat	4	awesome	
7373	fortified sommelier's towel	0		Damage Absorption: +60
7374	prompt tarnished tastevin	0		Adventures: +3, Single Equip
7375	bite-sized moldy actual tapas	1	crappy	
7376	mirror ghast iron ingot	0		
7377	spinning prompt ghast iron cleaver of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Adventures: +3
7378	Jim Carey's ghast iron Garibaldi of horror	0		Monster Level: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 14"
7379	sizzling shellacked ghast iron heater shield	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Hot Damage: +10
7380	skewed Temple Grandin's ghast iron codpiece of incineration	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 42"
7381	Pendant of Gargalesis of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5
7382	Little Geneticist DNA-Splicing Lab	0		Last Available: "2014-04"
7383	pulsating DNA extraction syringe	0		Last Available: "2014-04"
7384	dry activated concentrated blue blinking Gene Tonic: Dude	0		Effect: "Dragged Through the Coals", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2014-04"
7385	pickled frozen Gene Tonic: Beast	0		Effect: "Preemptive Medicine", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2014-04"
7386	moist diffused Gene Tonic: Construct	0		Effect: "Memory of Attractiveness", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2014-04"
7387	diffused ghostly Gene Tonic: Undead	0		Effect: "Mad at Science", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2014-04"
7388	energized Gene Tonic: Humanoid	0		Effect: "Always In Motion", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2014-04"
7389	pressed unsweetened Gene Tonic: Insect	0		Effect: "Gonna Get You, Sucker", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2014-04"
7390	diffused mirror Gene Tonic: Hippy	0		Effect: "Wasabi With You", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2014-04"
7391	vacuum-sealed electrified Gene Tonic: Orc	0		Effect: "Sticky Fingers", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2014-04"
7392	dry chilled cold-filtered spinning Gene Tonic: Demon	0		Effect: "Old School Pompadour", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2014-04"
7393	enhanced skewed wobbly Gene Tonic: Horror	0		Effect: "Trivia Master", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2014-04"
7394	liquefied enhanced Gene Tonic: Fish	0		Effect: "Corona de la Salsa", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2014-04"
7395	magnetized mirror Gene Tonic: Goblin	0		Effect: "Also Schmeckt Zarathustra", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2014-04"
7396	anodized gray Gene Tonic: Pirate	0		Effect: "Frisky Spirit", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2014-04"
7397	Vulcanized moist Gene Tonic: Plant	0		Effect: "Egg Burps", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2014-04"
7398	energized Gene Tonic: Weird	0		Effect: "You Read The Manual", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2014-04"
7399	quantum Gene Tonic: Elf	0		Effect: "Wet Jaw", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2014-04"
7400	modified olive Gene Tonic: Mer-kin	0		Effect: "Artificially Sweet", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2014-04"
7401	dry quadruple-alkaline Gene Tonic: Slime	0		Effect: "Chow Downed", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2014-04"
7402	oxidized super-magnetized Gene Tonic: Penguin	0		Effect: "Hippy Flavor", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2014-04"
7403	double-colloidal Gene Tonic: Elemental	0		Effect: "Cute Vision", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2014-04"
7404	alkaline blurry Gene Tonic: Constellation	0		Effect: "X-Ray Vision", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2014-04"
7405	liquefied modified Gene Tonic: Hobo	0		Effect: "Material Witness", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2014-04"
7406	blinking Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#1)	0		
7407	Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#2)	0		
7408	Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#3)	0		
7409	Steam Card: Space Trip (#1)	0		
7410	bouncing Steam Card: Space Trip (#2)	0		
7411	wobbly blurry Steam Card: Space Trip (#3)	0		
7412	squat Steam Card: Meteoid (#1)	0		
7413	twirling squat Steam Card: Meteoid (#2)	0		
7414	blinking squat Steam Card: Meteoid (#3)	0		
7415	jittery Steam Card: DemonStar (#1)	0		
7416	Steam Card: DemonStar (#2)	0		
7417	Steam Card: DemonStar (#3)	0		
7418	Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#1)	0		
7419	blurry Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#2)	0		
7420	Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#3)	0		
7421	lime green pencil thin mushroom	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7422	skewed Paradaisical Cheeseburger recipe	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7423	salty sailor salt	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7424	bike rental broupon	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7425	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Cocktail Sauce Bottle	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7426	narrow sprinkle shaker	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7427	polarized quadruple-boiled mirror sleight-of-hand mushroom	0		Effect: "Dreadful Smell", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2014-05"
7428	Taco Dan's Taco Stand's Taco Receipt	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7429	spinning spinning Beach Buck	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7430	colloidal enhanced Fun-Guy spore	0		Effect: "Human-Elf Hybrid", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2014-05"
7431	concentrated Boletus Broletus mushroom	0		Effect: "Hiding in Plain Sight", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2014-05"
7432	deionized green squat Omphalotus Omphaloskepsis mushroom	0		Effect: "Yes, Can Haz", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2014-05"
7433	anodized moist pickled Gyromitra Dynomita mushroom	0		Effect: "Human-Goblin Hybrid", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2014-05"
7434	modified alkaline Helvella Haemophilia mushroom	0		Effect: "Pemmican't", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2014-05"
7435	moist dry double-Vulcanized Stemonitis Staticus mushroom	0		Effect: "Jammin'", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2014-05"
7436	warmed Tremella Tarantella mushroom	0		Effect: "Tiki Toughness", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2014-05"
7437	Pastaco shell	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7438	moldy Beefy Crunch Pastaco	3	crappy	Last Available: "2014-05"
7439	delicious half-sized bouncing Brain Food Pastaco	2	awesome	Last Available: "2014-05"
7440	huge yummy Cool Brunch Pastaco	8	awesome	Last Available: "2014-05"
7441	fancy spoiled Medical Pastaco	4	crappy	Effect: "Overstimulated", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2014-05"
7442	moldy huge Energy Buzz Pastaco	3	crappy	Last Available: "2014-05"
7443	moldy miniature Ludovico Pastaco	2	crappy	Last Available: "2014-05"
7444	artisanal watered-down overpowering mushroom wine	2	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	Last Available: "2014-05"
7445	acceptable squat complex mushroom wine	4	good	Last Available: "2014-05"
7446	extra-dry acceptable smooth mushroom wine	5	good	Last Available: "2014-05"
7447	delicious blood-red mushroom wine	3	awesome	Last Available: "2014-05"
7448	weak artisanal buzzing mushroom wine	2	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	Last Available: "2014-05"
7449	special mediocre swirling mushroom wine	3	decent	Effect: "Metal Speed", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2014-05"
7450	diet spoiled Taco Dan's Basic Taco Dan Taco	1	crappy	Last Available: "2014-05"
7451	yummy Taco Dan's Taco Fish Fish Taco	3	awesome	Last Available: "2014-05"
7452	Taco Dan's Super Taco-Riffic Taco Sauce!	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7453	bad regular-size brogurt	3	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7454	watered-down smooth wobbly super-size brogurt	2	awesome	Last Available: "2014-05"
7455	tolerable broberry brogurt	3	good	Last Available: "2014-05"
7456	smooth gray brocolate brogurt	3	awesome	Last Available: "2014-05"
7457	drinkable practically non-alcoholic French bronilla brogurt	1	good	Last Available: "2014-05"
7458	yellow History's Most Offensive Jokes, Vol. IX	0		Skill: "Unoffendable", Last Available: "2014-05"
7459	Now You're Cooking With Grease	0		Skill: "Grease Up", Last Available: "2014-05"
7460	Sloppy Seconds Diner Employee Handbook	0		Skill: "Sloppy Secrets", Last Available: "2014-05"
7461	cyan industrial strength anti-fungal spray	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7462	wobbly knitted Brogre brorts	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xGhuol, cap 25", Last Available: "2014-05"
7463	twirling Brogre brolo shirt of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2014-05"
7464	upside-down sinister Brogre bucket hat	0		Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr, cap 14", Last Available: "2014-05"
7465	Spring Break Beach tattoo coupon	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7466	airplane charter: Spring Break Beach	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-05"
7467	narrow one-day ticket to Spring Break Beach	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7468	jittery banded 8-billed baseball cap of chilblains of Flo-Jo	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Cold Damage: +25, Initiative: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr, cap 12", Last Available: "2014-05"
7469	Samson's extremely wet T-shirt of Calamity Jane of extreme caution	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Monster Level: -25, Last Available: "2014-05"
7470	greasy smooth shrimp fork of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Moxie: +15, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2014-05"
7471	enhanced quadruple-diffused BROS Energy Drink	0		Effect: "How to Scam Tourists", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2014-05"
7472	dry diffused fuchsia go-go potion	0		Effect: "Smelly Pants", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2014-05"
7473	activated shrimp cocktail	0		Effect: "Hobonic", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2014-05"
7474	modified altered tumbling Yolo&trade; chocolates	0		Effect: "Mushroom Melody", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2020-09"
7475	fuchsia string of moist beads of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2014-05"
7476	Ultimate Mind Destroyer	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7477	super-alkaline Meat-inflating powder	0		Effect: "Greasy Peasy", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2014-05"
7478	blinking possessed sugar cube	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7479	super-dry sugar fairy	0		Effect: "Become Superficially interested", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2014-05"
7480	double-moist activated fuchsia sugar bunny	0		Effect: "Sugar, Hello", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2014-05"
7481	lime green sweet tooth	0		Last Available: "2014-05", Wiki Name: "sweet tooth"
7482	smooth tumbling Rompedores de Fantasmas	3	awesome	
7483	extra-dry hand-crafted yellow La Fantasma y La Oscuridad	5	EPIC	
7484	artisanal irresponsibly strong green Fantasma en la M&aacute;quina	9	EPIC	
7485	loosening powder	0		
7486	blinking castoreum	0		
7487	drain dissolver	0		
7488	triple-distilled turpentine	0		
7489	detartrated anhydrous sublicalc	0		
7490	triatomaceous dust	0		
7491	delicious bottle of Chateau de Vinegar	3	awesome	
7492	blasting soda	0		
7493	unstable fulminate	0		
7494	wine bomb	0		
7495	recipe: mortar-dissolving solution	0		
7496	jittery bottled day	0		
7497	bouncing ghost formula	0		
7498	squat Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette	0		
7499	tarnished Hot 'n' Scarys	0		Effect: "Coal-Powered", Effect Duration: 14
7500	map	0		
7501	ghostly	0		
7502	quadruple-Vulcanized blinking Texas tea	0		Effect: "Hair on Your Chest", Effect Duration: 34
7503	fuchsia dark hamethyst ring of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3
7504	dark baconstone ring of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50
7505	padded dark porquoise ring	0		Damage Absorption: +20
7506	auspicious healthy book	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Item Drop: +10
7507	wizardly cloak	0		Mysticality: +25
7508	lime green label	0		
7509	thick spoiled Mornington crescent roll	5	crappy	
7510	irradiated wobbly squat fuchsia eye shadow	0		Effect: "Don't Step to Your Stepmother", Effect Duration: 47
7511	crumbling wheel	0		
7512	pressed galvanized poppy	0		Effect: "Whitened Teeth", Effect Duration: 54
7513	opium grenade	0		
7514	extremely unsafe Da Vinci's duonoculars	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Single Equip
7515	plastic rock	0		
7516	witch's spare house key	0		
7517	Jeselnik's spider leg of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Sleaze Damage: +25
7518	wand of pigification	0		
7519	hand-crafted watered-down glass of bourbon	2	EPIC	
7520	burned government manual fragment	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7521	decent government cheese	3	good	Last Available: "2014-05"
7522	razor-sharp pair of government shades	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-05"
7523	spinning tumbling space junk	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7524	unsweetened deionized skewed government	0		Effect: "Adventurer's Best Friendship", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2014-05"
7525	quantum extra-irradiated narrow jittery alien drugs	0		Effect: "Crimbo Nostalgia", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2023-09"
7526	skewed weird space book	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7527	pulsating skewed alien force field disruptor bean	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7528	dog trainer's government-issued night-vision goggles of horror	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-05"
7529	adequate twirling loaf of alien bread	4	good	Last Available: "2014-05"
7530	adequate grilled cheese sandwich	3	good	Last Available: "2014-05"
7531	dehydrated mirror alien protein powder	1	decent	Effect: "You're Rubber", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2014-05"
7532	hand-crafted wobbly rocket fuel	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-05"
7533	alien source code printout	0		Skill: "Alien Source Code", Last Available: "2014-05"
7534	alien source code printout (used)	0		Skill: "Alien Source Code", Last Available: "2014-05"
7535	perfectly mixed enchanted stealth bomber	3	EPIC	Effect: "Memory of Attractiveness", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2014-05"
7536	space beast fur	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7537	twitching space egg	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7538	squat ramekin of space nuts	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2014-05"
7539	green educational space beast fur hat	0		Experience: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley", Last Available: "2014-05"
7540	space beast fur pants of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley", Last Available: "2014-05"
7541	huge space beast fur whip of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2014-05"
7542	space invader	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7543	greasy space heater of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heat Space", Last Available: "2014-05"
7544	mirror space bar	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7545	lousy watered-down space port	2	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7546	mirror Samson's space needle	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2014-05"
7547	pickled upside-down tumbling buffed alien drugs	0		Effect: "Raging Animal", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2014-05"
7548	hot ashes	0		Last Available: "2014-06"
7549	enhanced cold-filtered squat ash soda	0		Effect: "Knightlife", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2014-06"
7550	energized quantum enhanced liquid smoke	0		Effect: "Human-Fish Hybrid", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2014-06"
7551	tarnished galvanized dollop of barbecue sauce	0		Effect: "Cold Hands", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2014-06"
7552	ionized squat bowl of marinade	0		Effect: "OMG WTF", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2014-06"
7553	shaker of dry rub	0		Last Available: "2014-06"
7554	irradiated oxidized narrow bottle of lighter fluid	0		Effect: "Emotion Sickness", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2014-06"
7555	page	0		
7556	elephant gift	0		
7557	quantum bouncing blood cells	0		Effect: "Busy Bein' Delicious", Effect Duration: 25
7558	hand-crafted wine	3	EPIC	
7559	energized twirling gummi turtle	0		Effect: "Crotchety, Pining", Effect Duration: 45
7560	pulsating turtle-shaped rock	0		
7561	vacuum-sealed dry cold-filtered giraffe-necked turtle	0		Effect: "Gummibrain", Effect Duration: 54
7562	improved flattened musk turtle	0		Effect: "Booze Goozles", Effect Duration: 63
7563	alkaline aerosolized programmable turtle	0		Effect: "Pwnd", Effect Duration: 54
7564	quantum super-ionized mocking turtle	0		Effect: "Knob Goblin Lust Frenzy", Effect Duration: 40
7565	spoiled enchanted diet ham steak	1	crappy	Effect: "Human-Goblin Hybrid", Effect Duration: 50
7566	time-twitching toolbelt of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, Single Equip, Free Pull
7567	blinking Chroner	0		
7568	electrified Time Lord Badge of Honor of the ox of the empath	0		Muscle: +20, Familiar Weight: +5, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
7569	asbestos-lined boxer's Time Bandit Badge of Courage of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Muscle Percent: +10, Hot Resistance: +5
7570	concentrated Friendliness Beverage	0		Effect: "Almost Cool", Effect Duration: 52
7571	mirror Sherlock's strapping silent pea shooter	0		Muscle: +5, Item Drop: +25
7572	bland D roll	4	decent	
7573	lime green wobbly jittery Annie Oakley's kiwi beak of the overflowing toilet	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +50
7574	bad New Zealand iced tea	3	decent	
7575	spinning tumbling deadly droll monocle of the boozehound	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Booze Drop: +100, Single Equip
7576	galvanized triple-moist future drug: Muscularactum	0		Effect: "Frog In Your Throat", Effect Duration: 29
7577	tarnished oxidized future drug: Smartinex	0		Effect: "You Know Who to Call", Effect Duration: 26
7578	liquefied future drug: Coolscaline	0		Effect: "Pill Power", Effect Duration: 34
7579	squat twitching time capsule	0		
7580	compressed liquid shifting time weirdness	1		Effect: "Tremella Tremens", Effect Duration: 10
7581	shifting time weirdness	0		Adventures: +4, PvP Fights: +4
7582	stale rack of dinosaur ribs	3	decent	
7583	aged watered-down scotch on the rocks	2	awesome	
7584	hardy dangerous yabba dabba doo rag	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Maximum HP: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 27"
7585	upside-down nasty personal trainer's wooly loincloth	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Stench Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 27"
7586	helix fossil	0		
7587	S.S. Ticket	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7588	Clan speakeasy	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-07"
7589	mediocre glass of &quot;milk&quot;	3	decent	Last Available: "2014-07"
7590	artisanal cup of &quot;tea&quot;	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-07"
7591	tolerable thermos of &quot;whiskey&quot;	4	good	Last Available: "2014-07"
7592	lousy practically non-alcoholic squat Lucky Lindy	1	decent	Last Available: "2014-07"
7593	mediocre Bee's Knees	3	decent	Last Available: "2014-07"
7594	perfectly mixed distilled Sockdollager	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-07"
7595	delicious Ish Kabibble	3	awesome	Last Available: "2014-07"
7596	weak aged special blurry pulsating Hot Socks	2	awesome	Effect: "Oh Snap", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2014-07"
7597	perfectly mixed irresponsibly strong blue Phonus Balonus	10	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-07"
7598	mediocre teal Flivver	3	decent	Last Available: "2014-07"
7599	perfectly mixed watered-down huge Sloppy Jalopy	2	super ultra mega EPIC	Last Available: "2014-07"
7600	corrupted tumbling flame	0		Effect: "Locks Like the Raven", Effect Duration: 51
7601	diffused boiled pulsating temporary yak tattoo	0		Effect: "Slimily Speedy", Effect Duration: 37
7602	diffused Fitspiration&trade; poster	0		Effect: "All Fired Up", Effect Duration: 20
7603	anodized modified neckbeard	0		Effect: "Salt Rockin'", Effect Duration: 48
7604	alkaline electrified artisanal hand-squeezed wheatgrass juice	0		Effect: "Loco Motives", Effect Duration: 47
7605	liquefied flattened punk patch	0		Effect: "Petit Force", Effect Duration: 43
7606	dry double-adjusted frozen twirling steampunk potion	0		Effect: "Gleaming White Teeth", Effect Duration: 16
7607	dry shaking vial of swamp vapors	0		Effect: "The Halls of Moxiousness", Effect Duration: 63
7608	liquefied non-anodized turtle mud	0		Effect: "Berry Elemental", Effect Duration: 43
7609	super-energized Redeye&trade; Eyedrops	0		Effect: "Egg on your Face", Effect Duration: 27
7610	flattened moist blurry Dweebisol&trade; inhaler	0		Effect: "Demonic Flavor", Effect Duration: 12
7611	magnetized squat bouncing spinning Lewd Lemmy Hair Oil	0		Effect: "Extra-Thick Blood", Effect Duration: 61
7612	cold-filtered modified tomato soup poster	0		Effect: "Ooh, Bitter!", Effect Duration: 64
7613	unsweetened pulsating bubblin' chemistry solution	0		Effect: "Cruisin' for a Bruisin'", Effect Duration: 64
7614	wet voodoo glowskull	0		Effect: "Buggy Flavor", Effect Duration: 54
7615	quadruple-altered anodized magnetized pygmy adder oil	0		Effect: "Altered Wavelengths", Effect Duration: 31
7616	tarnished yellow pygmy witchhazel	0		Effect: "Stenchtastic", Effect Duration: 60
7617	moist gray short deposition	0		Effect: "Strong Grip", Effect Duration: 57
7618	modified wobbly straw pole	0		Effect: "Wasabi With You", Effect Duration: 51
7619	electrified copperhead potion	0		Effect: "Vinegavotte", Effect Duration: 12
7620	pressed ninja fear powder	0		Effect: "Third Based", Effect Duration: 37
7621	anodized non-boiled frozen blinking ninja eyeblack	0		Effect: "Irresistible Resolve", Effect Duration: 30
7622	double-modified tarnished button rouge	0		Effect: "Pemmican't", Effect Duration: 56
7623	pressed tumbling Red Army camouflage kit	0		Effect: "It's Soporiffic!", Effect Duration: 18
7624	warmed lynyrd skinner toothblack	0		Effect: "Third Based", Effect Duration: 58
7625	dry flask of rainwater	0		Effect: "Frostbeard", Effect Duration: 14
7626	ionized adjusted oyster badge	0		Effect: "Stinky Weapon", Effect Duration: 63
7627	ionized plastic Jefferson wings	0		Effect: "Sweet Taste", Effect Duration: 42
7628	corrupted dancing fan	0		Effect: "Innately Wise", Effect Duration: 30
7629	colloidal adjusted page of the Necrohobocon	0		Effect: "Haunted Liver", Effect Duration: 61
7630	triple-improved cold-filtered enhanced tumbling jittery magic powder	0		Effect: "Here's Mud in Your Eye", Effect Duration: 15
7631	oxidized chilled friar's tonsure	0		Effect: "The Real Deal", Effect Duration: 28
7632	improved government-issue identification badge	0		Effect: "Slime Time", Effect Duration: 63
7633	vacuum-sealed alkaline lime green alien hologram projector	0		Effect: "Yuletide Sappiness", Effect Duration: 54
7634	concentrated twirling irradiated turtle	0		Effect: "Wasabi With You", Effect Duration: 62
7635	galvanized boiled yellow wobbly cigar box turtle	0		Effect: "Full-Body Tan", Effect Duration: 23
7636	pulsating experienced shellacked shell of Calamity Jane	0		Experience: +2, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
7637	teal pillow shell of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
7638	scandalous whatsit-covered turtle shell	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
7639	mirror lion tamer's oil shell	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
7640	twirling skewed Temple Grandin's Tesla turtle shell	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Item Drop: +5, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
7641	shocked shell	0		Class: "Turtle Tamer", Damage Aura: 1
7642	ingot turtle	0		
7643	duty umbrella	0		Water Level: -2
7644	maroon pool skimmer	0		
7645	jittery life preserver	0		
7646	blinking lightning milk	0		
7647	lime green aquaconda brain	0		
7648	wobbly shaking thunder thigh	0		
7649	altered twirling gourmet gourami oil	0		Effect: "Discomfited", Effect Duration: 14
7650	ionized ionized wobbly narrow catfish whiskers	0		Effect: "Frisky Spirit", Effect Duration: 45
7651	bouncing freshwater fishbone	0		
7652	jittery fishbone catcher's mitt	0		
7653	fishbone kneepads	0		Initiative: +60, Single Equip
7654	fishbone corset	0		
7655	wobbly fishbone fins	0		Single Equip
7656	fishbone facemask	0		Monster Level: -30
7657	fishbone belt	0		Critical Hit Percent: +25, Weapon Damage: +25, Single Equip
7658	fishbone bracers	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Single Equip
7659	neoprene skullcap of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 16"
7660	electrified nitrogenated irradiated pulsating goblin water	0		Effect: "Weird Flavor", Effect Duration: 38
7661	wobbly blinking dumb mud	0		
7662	snack-sized bland special upside-down Sogg-Os	2	decent	Effect: "Go Get 'Em, Tiger!", Effect Duration: 30
7663	resourceful vibrating Lord Soggyraven's Slippers of the overflowing toilet	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Maximum MP: +50, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
7664	quadruple-ionized modified Ancient Protector Soda	0		Effect: "meat.enh", Effect Duration: 64
7665	deionized liquid ice	0		Effect: "Bloodstain-Resistant", Effect Duration: 21
7666	artisanal Wet Russian	4	EPIC	
7667	huge tasty narrow filet of The Fish	6	awesome	
7668	pulsating Thwaitgold spider statuette	0		
7669	miser's experienced thunder down underwear of terror	0		Experience: +2, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +10, Lasts Until Rollover
7670	twirling Jim Carey's rock-hard slick famous raincoat	0		Moxie: +10, Damage Reduction: 5, Monster Level: +25, Lasts Until Rollover
7671	stanky lightning rod of wisdom of the detective	0		Mysticality: +15, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: +20, Lasts Until Rollover
7672	wicked law-abiding citizen cane	0		Spell Damage: +5, Single Equip
7673	drinkable spinning legitimate business on the beach	3	good	
7674	tumbling weightlifter's hep waders	0		Muscle: +15, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xVolley, cap 12"
7675	moldy jive turkey leg	4	crappy	
7676	weightlifter's birdbone corset	0		Muscle: +15
7677	non-liquefied upside-down candy cigarette	0		Effect: "Virgo Rising", Effect Duration: 59
7678	twirling zippy 4-dimensional fez	0		Initiative: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep, cap 12"
7679	spinning throwing candy	0		
7680	huge Fonzie's super-absorbent tarp	0		Experience (Moxie): +1
7681	practically non-alcoholic mediocre unquiet spirits	1	decent	
7682	scorching banjo kazoo mount	0		Hot Damage: +25, Single Equip
7683	irradiated blue grass	0		Effect: "The Halls of Moxiousness", Effect Duration: 51
7684	padded Time Lord Participation Mug	0		Damage Absorption: +20
7685	tumbling maroon flame-wreathed scorching Time Bandit Time Towel	0		Hot Damage: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +10
7686	extremely unsafe sage Caveman Dan's favorite rock of mayonnaise	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
7687	non-dry irradiated purple blinking dog ointment	0		Effect: "Ginger Snapped", Effect Duration: 12
7688	Oprah's personal trainer's gumshoes	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Single Equip
7689	tumbling healthy flapper floppers of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Single Equip
7690	Usain Bolt's sizzling sneakeasies	0		Hot Damage: +10, Initiative: +80, Single Equip
7691	wobbly reassuring plastic nunchaku of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2014-08"
7692	jittery huge smelly wizardly hand whip of courage	0		Mysticality: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2014-08"
7693	wool nasty glow-in-the-dark necklace of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Stench Damage: +5, Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2014-08"
7694	gray Groll doll	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-08", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.6
7695	Jeselnik's Da Vinci's cap gun of terror	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang!", Last Available: "2014-08"
7696	blinking double-paned cassette player of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Cold Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-08"
7697	tumbling chewable paper	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-08"
7698	rubber spider	0		Last Available: "2014-08"
7699	spinning &quot;KICK ME&quot; sign	0		Last Available: "2014-08"
7700	altered altered confiscated comic book	0		Effect: "Jammin'", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2014-08"
7701	triple-Vulcanized quantum red confiscated cell phone	0		Effect: "Analog Drunk", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2014-08"
7702	liquefied ionized confiscated love note	0		Effect: "Salty Dogs", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2014-08"
7703	blue mirror LCD game: Food Eater	0		Last Available: "2014-08"
7704	tumbling LCD game: Garbage River	0		Last Available: "2014-08"
7705	fuchsia LCD game: Burger Belt	0		Last Available: "2014-08"
7706	teal The Confiscator's Grimoire	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-08", Skill: "Summon Confiscated Things"
7707	altered enhanced rubber nubbin	0		Effect: "Elbow Sauce", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2014-08"
7708	Jim Carey's rubber cape of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Monster Level: +25, Last Available: "2014-08"
7709	tumbling ghostly olive censurious Van der Graaf wholesome Thor's Pliers of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: 60, Sleaze Resistance: +3, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Attacks Can't Miss, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ply Reality", Last Available: "2014-09", Softcore Only: [1-path(Heavy Rains)]
7710	modified ionized tumbling candy UFOs	0		Effect: "Guts Feeling", Effect Duration: 33
7711	ribald water wings for babies of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Sleaze Damage: +10
7712	beautiful rainbow	0		Last Available: "2014-11", Skill: "Belch The Rainbow"
7713	miniature stale shaking spinning Strix stix	2	decent	
7714	Annie Oakley's vampire pellet of terror of doom	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: 60
7715	mediocre ghostly non-aged vinegar	3	decent	
7716	yellow spinning auspicious unsanitized scalpel	0		Item Drop: +10
7717	frightening gladiator tunica	0		Spooky Damage: +5
7718	Jeselnik's Roman sadnals	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Single Equip
7719	Rosewater's madius	0		Mysticality Percent: +30
7720	sizzling radiator heater shield	0		Hot Damage: +10
7721	tarnished lime green salt wages	0		Effect: "Thunderheart", Effect Duration: 35
7722	Jeselnik's centurion helmet	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, atk, cap 25"
7723	Chroner cross	0		
7724	pteruges of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, atk, cap 25"
7725	enhanced chilled Bruno's blessing of Mars	0		Effect: "Empty Inside", Effect Duration: 46
7726	oxidized enhanced ghostly Dennis's blessing of Minerva	0		Effect: "Sizzling with Fury", Effect Duration: 46
7727	concentrated Burt's blessing of Bacchus	0		Effect: "Artificially Sweet", Effect Duration: 18
7728	improved aerosolized Freddie's blessing of Mercury	0		Effect: "Pride of the Vampire", Effect Duration: 22
7729	Chroner trigger	0		
7730	jittery Xi Receiver Unit	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7731	transmission from planet Xi	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7732	Black Bart's Booty	0		Skill: "Pirate Bellow"
7733	Xiblaxian circuitry	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7734	maroon Xiblaxian polymer	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7735	Xiblaxian alloy	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7736	shaking Xiblaxian crystal	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7737	fuchsia bouncing Xiblaxian holo-wrist-puter simcode	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7738	Xiblaxian cache locator simcode	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7739	bouncing Xiblaxian holo-training simcode	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7740	Xiblaxian direct marketing simcode	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7741	Xiblaxian holo-buddy simcode	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7742	narrow Xiblaxian encrypted political prisoner	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7743	Xiblaxian holo-schematic: stealth cowl	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7744	Xiblaxian holo-schematic: stealth trousers	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7745	Xiblaxian holo-schematic: stealth vest	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7746	Xiblaxian holo-schematic: ultraburrito	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7747	Xiblaxian holo-schematic: space whiskey	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7748	Xiblaxian holo-schematic: residence cube	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7749	huge olive Xiblaxian holo-schematic: xeno-goggles	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7750	ghostly Xiblaxian 5D printer	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7751	Xiblaxian holo-bowtie	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2014-09"
7752	manspreader's Xiblaxian xeno-detection goggles	0		Monster Level: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-09"
7753	red energetic Xiblaxian stealth cowl of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2014-09"
7754	Jack Frost's quilted Xiblaxian stealth trousers	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2014-09"
7755	brainy Xiblaxian stealth vest of Flo-Jo	0		Mysticality: +5, Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2014-09"
7756	jumbo rotten Xiblaxian ultraburrito	5	crappy	Last Available: "2014-09"
7757	tolerable bouncing Xiblaxian space-whiskey	4	good	Last Available: "2014-09"
7758	squat Xiblaxian residence-cube	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7759	quadruple-vacuum-sealed triple-adjusted They liver	0		Effect: "Human-Human Hybrid", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2014-09"
7760	jumbo stale They liver popsicle	5	decent	Last Available: "2014-09"
7761	ghostly holo-tank	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7762	spinning holo-bomber	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7763	holo-platoon	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7764	twisted mirror lime green squat residual zeal	1		Effect: "Tin, Man", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2014-09"
7765	shaking Xiblaxian holo-wrist-puter of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Drops Items, Last Available: "2014-09"
7766	tumbling shellacked defective Golden Mr. Accessory of Calamity Jane of the boozehound	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Booze Drop: +100
7767	airplane charter: Conspiracy Island	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-10"
7768	one-day ticket to Conspiracy Island	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7769	narrow Coinspiracy	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7770	studded Personal Ventilation Unit of the cougar of the brute	0		Moxie: +20, Muscle Percent: +30, Damage Absorption: +80, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-10"
7771	Vulcanized colloidal the most dangerous bait	0		Effect: "Just Aged Enough", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2014-10"
7772	massive enchanted moldy spinning &quot;meat&quot; stick	10	crappy	Effect: "Just the Brown Ones", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2014-10"
7773	distilled huge wobbly transdermal smoke patch	1	good	Effect: "Human-Hobo Hybrid", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2014-10"
7774	specialty ammo bandolier	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7775	wobbly spinning greasy pair of plants of the scaredy-cat of bravery	0		Monster Level: -15, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2014-10"
7776	studded groovy beefy Sasq&trade; watch	0		Muscle: +10, Moxie Percent: +10, Damage Absorption: +80, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-10", Nonstackable Watch, Rollover Effect Duration: 30
7777	purple blinking brawny smoker's cloak of the brute of the detective	0		Muscle Percent: 50, Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2014-10"
7778	wobbly nasty rosy-cheeked wholesome camouflage T-shirt of horror	0		Maximum HP Percent: 40, Stench Damage: +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2014-10"
7779	polarized yellow experimental serum G-9	0		Effect: "Afternoon Insight", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2014-10"
7780	electrified Samson's slick heavy-duty clipboard	0		Moxie: +10, Experience (Muscle): +5, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2014-10"
7781	asbestos-lined fireproof hale strapping battery-powered drill	0		Muscle: +5, Maximum HP: +20, Hot Resistance: 8, Last Available: "2014-10"
7782	spoiled limp broccoli	3	crappy	Last Available: "2014-10"
7783	bouncing Usain Bolt's Jack Frost's hat of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Initiative: +80, Familiar Effect: "2xFairy, 0.5xPotato, cap 31", Last Available: "2014-10"
7784	frozen yellow monkey barf	0		Effect: "Cheered Up", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2014-10"
7785	colloidal denatured squat olive candy	0		Effect: "Simulation Stimulation", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2014-10"
7786	ghostly foul-smelling crafty arcane researcher's jangly bracelet	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Maximum MP: +10, Stench Damage: +10, Last Available: "2014-10"
7787	rosy-cheeked cuddly teddy bear	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Overload Teddy Bear", Last Available: "2014-10"
7788	cyan ice-cold Cloaca Zero	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7789	shellacked dangerous first-aid pouch	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Damage Reduction: 7, Last Available: "2014-10"
7790	khaki duffel bag	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7791	dry airborne mutagen	0		Effect: "Salamanderenity", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2014-10"
7792	jittery SHAWARMA Initiative Keycard	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7793	bottle-opener keycard	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7794	ghostly Armory keycard	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7795	toothsome initiative shawarma	3	awesome	Last Available: "2014-10"
7796	special normal warm war shawarma	3	good	Effect: "Heart of Green", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2014-10"
7797	diet stale gray bouncing karma shawarma	1	decent	Last Available: "2014-10"
7798	bad Jungle Juice	4	decent	Last Available: "2014-10"
7799	drinkable upside-down Amnesiac Ale	4	good	Last Available: "2014-10"
7800	aged fancy Highest Bitter	3	awesome	Effect: "A Contender", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2014-10"
7801	blinking blinking rosy-cheeked mercenary pistol of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2014-10"
7802	Oprah's beefy mercenary rifle	0		Muscle: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2014-10"
7803	twirling Merc Core Field Manual: Sanity Maintenance	0		Skill: "Hypersane", Last Available: "2014-10"
7804	huge Merc Core Field Manual: Intimidation Techniques	0		Skill: "Intimidating Mien", Last Available: "2014-10"
7805	Merc Core challenge coin	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7806	Merc Core deployment orders	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7807	TI-9000 calculator	0		
7808	unused soap	0		
7809	upside-down red mirror impure gasoline	0		
7810	Z-Bone steak	0		
7811	viral DNA	0		
7812	tarnished bottlecap	0		
7813	decent fancy seared dino steak	3	good	Effect: "Superveiny 9000", Effect Duration: 10
7814	watered-down perfectly mixed lime green bottle of drinkin' gas	2	EPIC	
7815	bouncing handful of napalm	0		
7816	dove DNA	0		
7817	gelatinous meat mass	0		
7818	99.44% pure math	0		
7819	upside-down simple AI	0		
7820	corrupted bird DNA	0		
7821	ghostly sentient meat mass	0		
7822	jittery zombie dinosaur egg	0		
7823	blurry french-fry grabber	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7824	stanky stylish strapping iShield	0		Muscle: +5, Moxie: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +25
7825	hardened extremely unsafe earbuds of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Damage Reduction: 3, Single Equip
7826	rosewater-soaked Newton's iFlail of the cheetah	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Stench Resistance: +3, Initiative: +60
7827	immense flavorless enchanted unidentifiable dried fruit	9	decent	Effect: "Eldritch Concentration", Effect Duration: 40
7828	tolerable gray flat cider	4	good	
7829	olive narrow executive foul-smelling trench lighter of courage	0		Stench Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +3, Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2014-10"
7830	aerosolized dry mirror upside-down experimental serum P-00	0		Effect: "The Grass...  Is Blue...", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2014-10"
7831	military-grade fingernail clippers	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7832	encrypted micro-cassette recorder	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7833	gore bucket	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7834	pack of smokes	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7835	ESP suppression collar	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7836	GPS-tracking wristwatch	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7837	ghostly Project T. L. B.	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7838	ghostly Agent Mauve	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7839	wobbly upside-down special clip: tracers	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7840	special clip: wailers	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7841	special clip: squelchers	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7842	special clip: splatterers	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7843	special clip: boneburners	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7844	tumbling special clip: graveburpers	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7845	electrified aerosolized twirling perl necklace	0		Effect: "Adventurer's Best Friendship", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2014-12"
7846	pickled skewed Fudge Fiber Armor Plating	0		Effect: "How to Scam Tourists", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2014-12"
7847	activated jittery ruby on canes	0		Effect: "Oily Flavor", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2014-12"
7848	stale ghostly petit fortran	3	decent	Last Available: "2014-12"
7849	stale bouncing java cookie	4	decent	Last Available: "2014-12"
7850	half-sized toothsome cookie cookie	2	awesome	Last Available: "2014-12"
7851	weightlifter's plastic exo-suited miner	0		Muscle: +15, Last Available: "2014-12"
7852	avaricious plastic semi-autonomous drill unit	0		Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2014-12"
7853	upside-down hardy plastic ambulatory robo-minecart	0		Maximum HP: +50, Last Available: "2014-12"
7854	fuchsia blinking auspicious plastic Crimbot	0		Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2014-12"
7855	plastic Crimbomega of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2014-12"
7856	improved flask of mining oil	0		Effect: "Rave Concentration", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2014-12"
7857	ruddy radiation-resistant helmet	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 12", Last Available: "2014-12"
7858	miser's servo-assisted exo-pants	0		Meat Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xPotato, cap 12", Last Available: "2014-12"
7859	fuchsia toasty dangerous high-energy mining laser	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Hot Damage: +5, Last Available: "2014-12"
7860	peppermint tailings	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7861	nugget of Crimbonium	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7862	cylindrical mold	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7863	Crimbonium fuel rod	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7864	jittery twirling olive Petite Paintbrush	0		Adventures: +1
7865	skewed Crimbot schematic: Gun Face	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7866	Crimbot schematic: Big Head	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7867	Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7868	Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7869	pulsating Crimbot schematic: Crab Core	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7870	blurry blinking Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7871	olive Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7872	squat Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7873	Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7874	Crimbot schematic: Refrigerator Chassis	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7875	lime green Crimbot schematic: Bug Zapper	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7876	Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7877	Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7878	Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7879	Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7880	blinking Crimbot schematic: Swiss Arm	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7881	Crimbot schematic: Data Analyzer	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7882	red Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7883	wobbly Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7884	spinning Crimbot schematic: Camera Claw	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7885	narrow Crimbot schematic: Power Arm	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7886	Crimbot schematic: Wrecking Ball	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7887	Crimbot schematic: Ribbon Manipulator	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7888	shaking ghostly Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7889	twirling twirling Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7890	Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7891	Crimbot schematic: Snow Blower	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7892	huge ghostly Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7893	narrow Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7894	Crimbot schematic: Lamp Filler	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7895	Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7896	wobbly Crimbot schematic: Tripod Legs	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7897	Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7898	Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7899	Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7900	Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7901	Crimbot schematic: Hoverjack	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7902	Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7903	Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7904	Crimbot schematic: Rocket Skirt	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7905	fuchsia recovered elf magazine	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7906	huge ghostly recovered elf toothbrush	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7907	recovered elf sleeping pills	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7908	recovered elf underpants	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7909	recovered elf wallet	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7910	recovered elf pocketwatch	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7911	recovered elf photo album	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7912	upside-down recovered elf smartphone	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7913	miser's boxer's Size XI Wizard's Robe of Leguizamo	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Monster Level: +20, Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2014-09"
7914	quantum Bit O' Quail Spleen	0		Effect: "Can't Be a Chooser", Effect Duration: 19
7915	enhanced Take Eleven Bar	0		Effect: "El Tango de la Maldita Suegra", Effect Duration: 43
7916	blurry mimeplasm	0		
7917	concentrated BOOterfinger	0		Effect: "Neuroplastici Tea", Effect Duration: 64
7918	improved dry twirling Moonds	0		Effect: "The Grass...  Is Blue...", Effect Duration: 57
7919	triple-diffused squat Big Punk	0		Effect: "Spiro Gyro", Effect Duration: 66
7920	fist turkey outline	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-11"
7921	narrow turkey knuckles	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Last Available: "2014-11"
7922	artisanal Friendly Turkey	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-11"
7923	irresponsibly strong lousy narrow Agitated Turkey	7	decent	Last Available: "2014-11"
7924	perfectly mixed Ambitious Turkey	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-11"
7925	rotten neutron lollipop	4	crappy	Last Available: "2014-12"
7926	mediocre green gamma nog	3	decent	Last Available: "2014-12"
7934	sneaky wrapping paper	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7935	squat Thwaitgold nit statuette	0		
7936	picky tweezers	0		Last Available: "2015-02"
7937	jittery Crimbo Credit	0		
7938	compressed single atom	1	good	Last Available: "2015-02"
7939	Time Cape	0		Last Available: "2014-11"
7940	cyan Time Cloak	0		Last Available: "2014-11"
7941	sleeve deuce	0		
7942	bouncing pocket ace	0		
7943	olive nastygeist	0		
7944	tooth	0		
7945	table	0		
7946	padded outlaw bandana of the storm of doom	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Spooky Spell Damage: +50
7947	smooth whiskey in a broken glass	4	awesome	
7948	drinkable high-proof special pulsating shot of mescal	7	good	Effect: "Chalky Hand", Effect Duration: 40
7949	artisanal glass of herbal tequila	3	EPIC	
7950	minin' dynamite	0		
7951	skewed reassuring wool plaid cowboy hat	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Spooky Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "2xLep, 1xBarrr, cap 25"
7952	maroon ghostly lasso	0		
7953	skewed vibrating Newton's wizardly rusted-out shootin' iron	0		Mysticality: +25, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Maximum MP Percent: +10
7954	pulsating ghostly rattler rattle	0		
7955	shaking bag of money	0		
7956	Crimbo sapling	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-12"
7957	spinning even more tinsel	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7958	box of Crimbo decorations	0		
7959	letter to Ed the Undying	0		
7960	tumbling copy of a jerk adventurer's father's diary	0		
7961	Van der Graaf hardened banded Staff of Ed of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Damage Absorption: +100, Damage Reduction: 3, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
7962	Eye of Ed	0		
7963	blinking amulet	0		
7964	slick Staff of Fats	0		Moxie: +10
7965	Holy MacGuffin	0		
7966	Ka coin	0		
7967	olive educational World's Best Adventurer sash	0		Experience: +1
7968	topiary nugglet	0		
7969	beehive	0		
7970	boning knife	0		
7971	Aggressive Carrot	0		Free Pull
7972	modified mummified fig	1	crappy	
7973	vaporized blinking narrow cyan mummified loaf of bread	1	decent	
7974	modified mummified beef haunch	1	good	Effect: "Salsa Satanica", Effect Duration: 40
7975	purple linen bandages	0		
7976	shaking cotton bandages	0		
7977	jittery silk bandages	0		
7978	purple holy spring water	0		
7979	spirit beer	0		
7980	sacramental wine	0		
7981	talisman of Thoth	0		
7982	cure-all	0		
7983	spinning frosty cool Sister Accessory	0		Moxie: +5, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Softcore Only
7984	cold-filtered Boosty Juice	0		Effect: "Weapon of Mass Destruction", Effect Duration: 46
7985	double-paned smelly parachute	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2015-12"
7986	wobbly toasty experienced pad	0		Experience: +2, Hot Damage: +5, Last Available: "2015-12"
7987	ghostly smelly ruddy peeler	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2015-12"
7988	blinking reassuring pettipants of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2015-12"
7989	twirling double-paned panama hat of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Cold Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2015-12"
7990	auspicious Rosewater's pulsera	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Item Drop: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-12"
7991	blurry perfumed fortified police baton	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2015-12"
7992	dog trainer's hardened quilted Newton's plus-fours of incineration of the businessman	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Damage Absorption: +40, Damage Reduction: 3, Experience (familiar): +1, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2015-12"
7993	supercharged energetic porkpie	0		Maximum MP Percent: 50, Last Available: "2015-12"
7994	medical-grade pepper mill of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2015-12"
7995	blue rosewater-soaked crafty pelerine	0		Maximum MP: +10, Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2015-12"
7996	tumbling lime green pulsating healthy phantom mask of mayonnaise	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-12"
7997	modified jittery polyesterene powder	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
7998	compressed olive powder	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
7999	vacuum-sealed skewed choco-Crimbot	0		Effect: "Putting the Pro in Proletariat", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2014-12"
8000	cold-filtered smart watch	0		Effect: "Provocative Perkiness", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2014-12"
8001	polarized electrified augmented-reality shades	0		Effect: "Mucilaginous Mentalism", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2014-12"
8002	huge studded toy Crimbot mega face	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Crimbot Outfit Power: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "LIGHT", Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cap 12", Last Available: "2014-12"
8003	wobbly hardened toy Crimbot power glove	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Crimbot Outfit Power: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "ZAP", Last Available: "2014-12"
8004	asbestos-lined toy Crimbot super fist	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Crimbot Outfit Power: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "POW", Last Available: "2014-12"
8005	aromatic toy Crimbot rocket legs	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Crimbot Outfit Power: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BURN", Last Available: "2014-12"
8006	oxidized green Crimbot battery	0		Effect: "Sweet and Yellow", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2014-12"
8007	squat Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping	0		Skill: "Rapid Prototyping", Last Available: "2014-12"
8008	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision	0		Skill: "Mathematical Precision", Last Available: "2014-12"
8009	Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency	0		Skill: "Ruthless Efficiency", Last Available: "2014-12"
8010	fuchsia Mini-Crimbot crate	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
8011	tumbling heavy-duty Crimbot aerial	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2014-12"
8012	crafty extremely unsafe Crimbomega drive chain of the empath	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Maximum MP: +10, Familiar Weight: +5, Crimbot Outfit Power: +1, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "LUBE", Last Available: "2014-12"
8013	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty)	0		Skill: "Rapid Prototyping", Last Available: "2014-12"
8014	squat Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty)	0		Skill: "Mathematical Precision", Last Available: "2014-12"
8015	Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty)	0		Skill: "Ruthless Efficiency", Last Available: "2014-12"
8016	wet activated fitness wristband	0		Effect: "Human-Slime Hybrid", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2014-12"
8017	galvanized vacuum-sealed mirror flask of tainted mining oil	0		Effect: "Educated (Kinda)", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2014-12"
8018	deionized aerosolized tumbling and rain stick	0		Effect: "Demonic Flavor", Effect Duration: 27
8019	Chateau Mantegna room key	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-01"
8020	rotten fancy big spinning Choco-Mint patty	5	crappy	Effect: "Riboflavin'", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2015-01"
8021	spirit-forward drinkable hot mint schnocolate	5	good	Last Available: "2015-01"
8022	distilled green homeopathic mint tea	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-01"
8023	cyan ghostly muscle stimulator	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8024	green foreign language tapes	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8025	bowl of potpourri	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8026	squat ceiling fan	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8027	antler chandelier	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8028	artificial skylight	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8029	shaking Swiss piggy bank	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8030	continental juice bar	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8031	upside-down stationery set	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8032	shaking calligraphy pen	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-01"
8033	cyan alpine watercolor set	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8034	shaking lard-coated strapping tope&eacute;	0		Muscle: +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, cap 12"
8035	asbestos-lined brawny topiary tights	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Hot Resistance: +5
8036	squat stiffened topiary necktie	0		Damage Reduction: 1
8037	toothsome immense squat bowl of topioca	8	awesome	
8038	topiary skunk	0		
8039	mirror topiary noseplugs	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8040	fuchsia skewed trusty whip	0		
8041	pulsating tumbling crumbling skull	0		
8042	rock	0		
8043	pot of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7
8044	smartaleck's spelunking fedora	0		Moxie Percent: +30
8045	tumbling bouncing hardened sturdy machete	0		Damage Reduction: 3
8046	huge shotgun of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100
8047	twirling boomerang of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100
8049	gray mining helmet of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60
8050	X-ray goggles of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Luck: +5
8051	mirror sage cape	0		Mysticality Percent: +10
8052	red experienced jetpack	0		Experience: +2
8053	spring boots	0		
8054	blue spiked boots	0		
8055	forbidden pickaxe	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50
8056	maroon torch	0		
8057	supercool [spelunking test kit] of James Dean	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Experience (Moxie): +3
8058	green plasma rifle of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100
8059	Bananubis's Staff	0		Luck: -6
8060	sizzling friendly The Joke Book of the Dead	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Hot Damage: +10, Luck: -6
8061	bouncing The Clown Crown	0		Luck: -6
8062	lime green huge wobbly coffee cup	0		Luck: -2
8063	Tales of Spelunking	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8064	monkey statuette	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-12"
8065	wobbly banana	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8066	vaporized	1	awesome	Last Available: "2015-12"
8067	blurry nuggets	0		
8068	Professor of Spelunkology	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-12"
8069	pulsating Stembridge sidearm	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8070	warehouse map page	0		
8071	twirling warehouse inventory page	0		
8072	blurry janitor sponge	0		
8073	Spelunker of Fortune	0		Skill: "Speluck", Last Available: "2015-12"
8074	tumbling deadly personal trainer's Spelunker's fedora of doom	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Weapon Damage: +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2015-12"
8075	shaking aromatic rosy-cheeked personal trainer's Spelunker's whip	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2015-12"
8076	shellacked Spelunker's khakis of Gandalf of bravery	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Spooky Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2015-12"
8077	pulsating Spelunker's Guild prize sack	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8084	huge LOLmec statuette	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8085	pulsating Spelunker of Fortune (used)	0		Skill: "Speluck"
8086	cyan still-beating spleen	0		
8087	Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette	0		
8088	jittery jewel	0		
8089	headless sparrow	0		
8090	blinking mangled squirrel	0		
8091	rat carcass	0		
8092	frightening fortified wicker kickers	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Spooky Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
8093	therapeutic wicker slicker of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2016-12"
8094	huge zippy resourceful wicker knickers	0		Maximum MP: +50, Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2016-12"
8095	shaking deadly wicker ticker of the dark arts	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
8096	wicked beefcake's wicker sticker	0		Muscle: +25, Spell Damage: +5, Last Available: "2016-12"
8097	tumbling gravedigger's coward's wicker clicker	0		Monster Level: -20, Spooky Damage: +10, Last Available: "2016-12"
8098	twisted wickerbits	1		Last Available: "2016-12"
8099	avaricious padded belt	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Meat Drop: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
8100	smooth badge of the businessman	0		Moxie: +15, Meat Drop: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
8101	spinning teal Temple Grandin's Jim Carey's bowl	0		Monster Level: +25, Familiar Weight: +7, Last Available: "2016-12"
8102	brooch of chilblains of the brazier	0		Cold Damage: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
8103	pulsating breeches of Leguizamo of bravery	0		Monster Level: +20, Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2016-12"
8104	yellow chaotic backpack of the early riser	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2016-12"
8105	vaporized blinking bits	1		Last Available: "2016-12"
8106	Annie Oakley's arcane researcher's anvil	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
8107	manspreader's Annie Oakley's akubra	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Monster Level: +10, Last Available: "2017-12"
8108	narrow rosy-cheeked Fonzie's apron	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
8109	family-friendly double-paned ascot	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
8110	cyan executive quilted attache case	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Meat Drop: +40, Drops Items, Last Available: "2017-12"
8111	lightning-fast dance instructor's accordion	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Initiative: +40, Song Duration: 10, Last Available: "2017-12"
8112	vaporized jittery aerosolized	1		Last Available: "2017-12"
8113	blurry fuchsia Jack Frost's wig of the overflowing toilet	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2017-12"
8114	censurious Samson's winch crank	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
8115	therapeutic widget of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
8116	medical-grade dance instructor's whisk	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2017-12"
8117	censurious mansplainer's walker	0		Monster Level: +15, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
8118	extremely unsafe educational waders	0		Experience: +1, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2017-12"
8119	dried twirling cyan flakes	1		Last Available: "2017-12"
8120	arcane researcher's gaiters of incineration	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2018-12"
8121	miser's garland of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-12"
8122	vibrating gunnysack of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2018-12"
8123	nippy Annie Oakley's garibaldi	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Cold Damage: +10, Last Available: "2018-12"
8124	girdle of chilblains of the glutton	0		Cold Damage: +25, Food Drop: +100, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Disco Pudge", Last Available: "2018-12"
8125	blurry careful fortified gloves	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Monster Level: -10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-12"
8126	compressed smithereens	1		Effect: "Human-Demon Hybrid", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2018-12"
8127	razor-sharp fiberglass fetish of horror	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2018-12"
8128	sizzling fiberglass foil of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Hot Damage: +10, Last Available: "2018-12"
8129	manspreader's weightlifter's fiberglass fannypack	0		Muscle: +15, Monster Level: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-12"
8130	greedy razor-sharp fiberglass frock	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2018-12"
8131	thinker's brainy fiberglass fingerguard	0		Mysticality: 15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-12"
8132	aromatic rock-hard fiberglass fedora	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2018-12"
8133	vaporized bouncing fiberglass fibers	1		Last Available: "2018-12"
8134	pulsating bottle of lovebug pheromones	0		Free Pull
8135	winged yeti fur	0		
8136	talisman of Renenutet	0		
8138	grievous rubber spatula	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50
8139	up-at-dawn spoon	0		Adventures: +5
8140	skewed cool crystalline reamer	0		Moxie: +5
8141	chaotic macroplane grater	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10
8142	bastard baster of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20
8143	red beefy obsidian nutcracker	0		Muscle: +10
8144	talisman of Seshat	0		Free Pull
8145	asbestos-lined chilly glass eye	0		Cold Damage: +5, Hot Resistance: +5, Single Equip
8146	diffused invisible potion	0		Effect: "Afternoon Insight", Effect Duration: 41
8147	bouncing time shuriken	0		
8148	Newton's ninjammies of the dark arts of courage	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Spooky Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "atk, 0.5xPotato, cap 25", Rollover Effect Duration: 50
8149	deionized electrified upside-down shaking Glo-Pop	0		Effect: "Salsa Satanica", Effect Duration: 43
8150	liquefied mirror sugar sphere	0		Effect: "Expert Vacationer", Effect Duration: 17
8151	altered quadruple-chilled frozen Shrubble Bubble	0		Effect: "Mathematically Precise", Effect Duration: 42
8152	deionized polyeaster egg	0		Effect: "Wreathed in Smoke", Effect Duration: 44
8153	corrupted candy dish	0		Effect: "Spooky Flavor", Effect Duration: 15
8154	magnetized ghostly Spechunky bar	0		Effect: "Boilermade", Effect Duration: 60
8155	liquefied enhanced wet talisman of Horus	0		Effect: "Rampage!", Effect Duration: 15
8156	check to the Meatsmith	0		
8157	Skeleton Store office key	0		
8158	mirror bone with a price tag on it	0		
8159	half of a tooth	0		
8160	polarized colloidal mouse skull	0		Effect: "The Dark Lord Rides in Force Tonight", Effect Duration: 62
8161	extra-chilled alkaline pulsating really thick spine	0		Effect: "Feet of Grapefruit", Effect Duration: 47
8162	scorching grievous skullcap	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Hot Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley,cap 5"
8163	MacGyver's three-legged pants of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Maximum MP: +100, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cap 25"
8164	studded remaindered axe of chilblains	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Cold Damage: +25
8165	low-budget shield	0		
8166	jittery arcane researcher's cr&ecirc;epy mask of extreme caution	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Monster Level: -25, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, cap 5"
8167	decent super-sized bouncing baguette	5	good	
8168	glob of icing	0		
8169	nitrogenated triple-alkaline ginger snaps	0		Effect: "The Magic of LOV", Effect Duration: 63
8170	boiled narrow mostly-broken sunglasses	0		Effect: "Wasabi With You", Effect Duration: 60
8171	watered-down aged unflavored wine cooler	2	awesome	
8172	carton of snake milk	1	EPIC	
8173	Jim Carey's sewer snake	0		Monster Level: +25
8174	bland pigeon egg	3	decent	
8175	dog trainer's studded jaunty feather	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Experience (familiar): +1
8176	enchanted acceptable ghostly premium malt liquor	3	good	Effect: "Earthen Fist", Effect Duration: 50
8177	skewed Newton's brown paper pants of doom	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Spooky Spell Damage: +50
8178	gray inspector's weightlifter's brown paper bag mask	0		Muscle: +15, Item Drop: +15
8179	blinking spinning skewed ring of telling skeletons what to do of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Tell a Skeleton What To Do", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Tell This Skeleton What To Do"
8180	Tesla breadwand	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
8181	boxer's loafers	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Single Equip
8182	Map to Kokomo	0		Free Pull, Skill: "Summon Kokomo Resort Pass"
8183	jittery reassuring bread basket	0		Spooky Resistance: +1
8184	spinning Ed the Undying exhibit crate	0		
8185	zippy The Crown of Ed the Undying of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Initiative: +20, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1.5xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2015-03", Softcore Only: [1-path(Actually Ed the Undying)]
8186	Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic	0		
8187	jittery map to a hidden booze cache	0		
8188	hand-crafted Cherrytastrophe wine cooler	3	EPIC	
8189	acceptable Radberry Rip wine cooler	3	good	
8190	triple-distilled bad shaking Orangemageddon wine cooler	9	decent	
8191	bad irresponsibly strong Breakfast Blast wine cooler	9	decent	
8192	acceptable Citrus Crush wine cooler	4	good	
8193	adequate plain bagel	3	good	
8194	moldy skewed glob of cream cheese	4	crappy	
8195	stale loaf of soda bread	3	decent	
8196	flavorless acceptable bagel	3	decent	
8197	bland standard-issue cupcake	4	decent	
8198	decent bite-sized ultra-deluxe cupcake	1	good	
8199	twirling hypnotic breadcrumbs	0		
8200	huge bland popular tart	9	decent	
8201	no-handed pie	0		
8202	polymerized frozen energized Doc Galaktik's Vitality Serum	0		Effect: "Brother Corsican's Blessing", Effect Duration: 49
8203	airplane charter: Dinseylandfill	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-04"
8204	red one-day ticket to Dinseylandfill	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8205	blinking FunFunds&trade;	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8206	spinning rosy-cheeked Newton's expensive camera	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-04"
8207	sunglasses	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-04"
8208	aerosolized polymerized How to Avoid Scams	0		Effect: "Violent Night", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2015-04"
8209	filthy child leash	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2015-04"
8210	bag of gross foreign snacks	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8211	bag of park garbage	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8212	pulsating grogpagne	0		Last Available: "2021-07"
8213	strapping rigging rope of the ox	0		Muscle: 25, Last Available: "2015-04"
8214	mixed blinking nasty snuff	1	awesome	Last Available: "2015-04"
8215	sewage-clogged pistol of the ox of chilblains	0		Muscle: +20, Cold Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Sewage Pistol", Last Available: "2015-04"
8216	ionized alkaline mirror beard incense	0		Effect: "Arse-a'fire", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2015-04"
8217	nasty perfume-soaked bandana of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: 30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-04"
8218	toxic globule	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8219	bite-sized spoiled toxo	1	crappy	Last Available: "2015-04"
8220	weak acceptable upside-down Lemonade-235	2	good	Last Available: "2015-04"
8221	ghostly lime green lightning-fast stiffened isotophat	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Initiative: +40, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2015-04"
8222	reassuring sage Three Mile Island shorts	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Spooky Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2015-04"
8223	baleful toxic mop of the scaredy-cat	0		Spell Damage: +25, Monster Level: -15, Last Available: "2015-04"
8224	yellow narrow spinning inert sludgepuppy	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8225	bouncing lead collar	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2015-04"
8226	jar of swamp honey	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8227	blinking crafty veiny Samson's backwoods banjo	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Maximum HP: +10, Maximum MP: +10, Last Available: "2015-04"
8228	grody jug	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8229	reassuring sizzling ratskin pajama pants of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Hot Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2015-04", Rollover Effect Duration: 40
8230	polymerized aerosolized turtle voicebox	0		Effect: "Feeling No Pain", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2015-04"
8231	ghostly gravedigger's studded wicked fake washboard	0		Spell Damage: +5, Damage Absorption: +80, Spooky Damage: +10, Last Available: "2015-04"
8232	toasty hardy Dinsey's oculus	0		Maximum HP: +50, Hot Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-04"
8233	perfumed Dinsey's radar dish	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2015-04"
8234	Jeselnik's quilted Dinsey's pizza cutter	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Sleaze Damage: +25, Last Available: "2015-04"
8235	beefcake's Dinsey's brain of the pedagogue	0		Muscle: +25, Experience: +3, Last Available: "2015-04"
8236	Oprah's Dinsey's glove of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-04"
8237	quilted Dinsey's pants	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2015-04"
8238	brain preservation fluid	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8239	keycard &alpha;	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8240	keycard &beta;	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8241	keycard &gamma;	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8242	keycard &delta;	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8243	complimentary Dinsey refreshments	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8244	quilted lube-shoes	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Last Available: "2015-04"
8245	trash net	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8246	smelly dog trainer's wizardly Dinsey mascot mask	0		Mysticality: +25, Experience (familiar): +1, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2015-04"
8247	spoiled pulsating Dinsey food-cone	4	crappy	Last Available: "2015-04"
8248	hand-crafted Dinsey Whinskey	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-04"
8249	dry Dinsey face paint	0		Effect: "Hella Tough", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2015-04"
8250	Tesla strapping fannypack	0		Muscle: +5, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2015-04"
8251	blinking skewed frightening Annie Oakley's personal trainer's garbage sticker of Leguizamo of the scaredy-cat of temperance	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Monster Level: 5, Spooky Damage: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Drops Meat, Last Available: "2015-04"
8252	blue foul-smelling padded experienced smooth hazmat helmet of Tarzan	0		Moxie: +15, Experience: +2, Experience (Muscle): +3, Damage Absorption: +20, Stench Damage: +10, Last Available: "2015-04"
8253	Scratch-and-Sniff Guide to Dinseylandfill	0		Skill: "Olfactory Burnout", Last Available: "2015-04"
8254	Trash, a Memoir	0		Skill: "Garbage Nova", Last Available: "2015-04"
8255	Dinsey Maintenance Manual	0		Skill: "Dinsey Operations Expert", Last Available: "2015-04"
8256	Dinsey tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8257	energized nasty gum	0		Effect: "Baconstoned", Effect Duration: 18
8258	Wart Dinsey: An Afterlife	0		Skill: "Rotten Memories"
8259	purple chilly The Lot's engagement ring	0		Cold Damage: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Propose To Your Opponent"
8260	yellow squat Mayo Clinic	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8261	twirling Mayonex	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8262	Mayodiol	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8263	teal Mayostat	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8264	Mayozapine	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8265	Mayoflex	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8266	reassuring scorching manspreader's clever miracle whip	0		Maximum MP: +20, Monster Level: +10, Hot Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-05"
8267	Jim Carey's sphygmayomanometer	0		Monster Level: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-05"
8268	tomayohawk-style reflex hammer	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-05"
8269	mayo lance	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-05"
8270	bland thick bouncing unappetizing mayolus	5	decent	Last Available: "2015-05"
8271	stale skewed uninteresting mayolus	3	decent	Last Available: "2015-05"
8272	stale snack-sized acceptable mayolus	2	decent	Last Available: "2015-05"
8273	stale half-sized enticing mayolus	2	decent	Last Available: "2015-05"
8274	adequate mouth-watering mayolus	3	good	Last Available: "2015-05"
8275	newly-hatched mayonnaise wasp	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8276	mayo pump	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8277	skewed Essence of Bear	0		Skill: "Bear Essence"
8278	perfectly mixed red Afternoon Delight	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-04"
8279	Kokomo Resort Chip	0		Last Available: "2025-08"
8280	huge ghostly Golden Kokomo Resort Chip	0		Last Available: "2025-08"
8281	dry altered energized narrow Kokomo Resort Brand Suntan Oil	0		Effect: "Extra-Thick Blood", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2025-08"
8282	upside-down Kokomo Resort Order Pad	0		Last Available: "2025-08"
8283	ghostly red The Cocktail Shaker	0		Last Available: "2025-08"
8284	super-enhanced Kokomo Resort Pass	0		Effect: "Smoky Third Eye", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2025-08"
8285	Mayo Minder&trade;	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8286	moist skewed Mayo de Mayo&trade; mayo	0		Effect: "Pasta Oneness", Effect Duration: 46
8287	puck	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-06"
8288	squat kill screen	0		Random Monster Modifiers: +1, Last Available: "2015-06"
8289	boxing gloves	0		Last Available: "2015-06"
8290	jittery banded dice ring	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Single Equip
8291	chilly dice belt buckle	0		Cold Damage: +5, Single Equip
8292	sharpshooter's dice-print pajama pants	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10
8293	dice-shaped backpack of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7
8294	prompt dice-print do-rag	0		Adventures: +3
8295	nasty dice sunglasses	0		Stench Damage: +5, Single Equip
8296	gray Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette	0		
8297	altered dice	0		Effect: "Mental A-cue-ity", Effect Duration: 31
8298	shaking pixel	0		Last Available: "2015-06"
8299	red pixel coin	0		Last Available: "2015-06"
8300	polarized blinking power pill	0		Effect: "Norwhalloped", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2015-06"
8301	energized frozen pixel star	0		Effect: "Thunderspell", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2015-06"
8302	normal pixel banana	3	good	Last Available: "2015-06"
8303	drinkable pixel beer	3	good	Last Available: "2015-06"
8304	puck with a bow on it	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-06"
8305	olive pumps	0		Last Available: "2015-06"
8306	polarized green sludgesicle	0		Effect: "Remaining Alive", Effect Duration: 57
8307	triple-wet &Uuml;berraschthexengebr&auml;u	0		Effect: "Nas Tea", Effect Duration: 46
8308	flattened piggy tattoo	0		Effect: "From Nantucket", Effect Duration: 41
8309	energized dry squat baggie of regular-sized tardigrades	0		Effect: "Weepy, Creepy", Effect Duration: 19
8310	ionized bouncing .epub file	0		Effect: "The Moxie of LOV", Effect Duration: 42
8311	extra-polymerized BUBBLE GUM	0		Effect: "Chalked Weapon", Effect Duration: 17
8312	non-irradiated quantum hustler shades	0		Effect: "Glo-Face", Effect Duration: 35
8313	adjusted jerky stick	0		Effect: "Patent Prevention", Effect Duration: 55
8314	diffused costume rental shop	0		Effect: "Bright!", Effect Duration: 11
8315	unsweetened anodized green muscle oil	0		Effect: "Spiky Hair", Effect Duration: 55
8316	alkaline chilled bottle of Red-Out	0		Effect: "Eyes Wide Propped", Effect Duration: 47
8317	altered shaking pickpocket protector	0		Effect: "X-Ray Vision", Effect Duration: 37
8318	boiled liquefied concentrated sinister-looking cat	0		Effect: "Headstrong", Effect Duration: 15
8319	magnetized frozen olive jazzy cigarette holder	0		Effect: "Ooh, Sweet!", Effect Duration: 24
8320	boiled one glove	0		Effect: "Cold Blooded", Effect Duration: 21
8321	magnetized electrified narrow glove	0		Effect: "Mucilaginous Moxiousness", Effect Duration: 12
8322	extra-dry handful of fire	0		Effect: "Toothy Grin", Effect Duration: 35
8323	wet deionized dry Cracklin' Oat Bran	0		Effect: "Perception", Effect Duration: 17
8324	Vulcanized extra-deionized upside-down disposable lighter	0		Effect: "Amorphous Cheer", Effect Duration: 42
8325	warmed coal contact lenses	0		Effect: "Object Detection", Effect Duration: 69
8326	extra-flattened adjusted narrow narrow conjured ice cream	0		Effect: "Haunted Stomach", Effect Duration: 61
8327	cold-filtered pressed purple Iceberglar scarf	0		Effect: "Cuts Like a Lightly-Buttered Knife", Effect Duration: 27
8328	nitrogenated activated fuchsia jittery icy hairspray	0		Effect: "Fudge Headache", Effect Duration: 23
8329	enhanced concentrated smellbook	0		Effect: "Crying, Dying", Effect Duration: 51
8330	adjusted corrupted altered shaking assassin's cheese knife	0		Effect: "Whole Latte Love", Effect Duration: 28
8331	wet blinking filthy armor	0		Effect: "Good Karma", Effect Duration: 43
8332	cold-filtered moist lime green plague pie	0		Effect: "Rain Dancin'", Effect Duration: 44
8333	pressed bouncing batarang	0		Effect: "Chlorophyll Flavor", Effect Duration: 41
8334	concentrated alkaline gray spare neck bolts	0		Effect: "Space Cowboy", Effect Duration: 18
8335	nitrogenated non-altered grease trap	0		Effect: "Speed of the Internet", Effect Duration: 21
8336	chilled shamanic ham	0		Effect: "Hagg-ard", Effect Duration: 63
8337	anodized porkpocket	0		Effect: "Overstimulated", Effect Duration: 29
8338	denatured Leonard's glasses	0		Effect: "Hella Tough", Effect Duration: 40
8339	ionized tumbling warehouse walkie-talkie	0		Effect: "So Fresh and So Clean", Effect Duration: 61
8340	dry flattened lime green janitor's mop	0		Effect: "Bonelording", Effect Duration: 46
8341	concentrated warehouse clerk's glasses	0		Effect: "Hobonic", Effect Duration: 65
8342	anodized galvanized olive baloney rotgut	0		Effect: "Bestial Sympathy", Effect Duration: 20
8343	super-dry energized wobbly carton of gaspers	0		Effect: "Be a Mind Master", Effect Duration: 54
8344	anodized fuchsia bronze polish	0		Effect: "Sticky Hands", Effect Duration: 69
8345	activated boiled blinking crident	0		Effect: "Aspect of the GravyPlum Fairy", Effect Duration: 40
8346	corrupted galvanized unsweetened totally sweet mohawk helmet	0		Effect: "One Foot Heavier", Effect Duration: 28
8347	triple-quantum vacuum-sealed spray chrome	0		Effect: "Don't Rest Ye, Bold Adventurer", Effect Duration: 52
8348	concentrated triple-electrified extra-wet filthy monkey head	0		Effect: "So You Can Work More...", Effect Duration: 38
8349	pickled oxidized fuchsia hand of cards	0		Effect: "Crimbo Flavor", Effect Duration: 13
8350	quantum damp bar rag	0		Effect: "Elemental Flavor", Effect Duration: 23
8351	quadruple-modified triple-energized lump of goofball ore	0		Effect: "Cuts Like a Buttered Knife", Effect Duration: 58
8352	tarnished dry magnetized skeleton beans	0		Effect: "Turkey-Ambitious", Effect Duration: 16
8353	dry diffused grimy lab coat	0		Effect: "Fishy Fortification", Effect Duration: 54
8354	unsweetened irradiated nursery rhyme	0		Effect: "Leash of Linguini", Effect Duration: 32
8355	alkaline iron torso box	0		Effect: "The Q Is Talking To You", Effect Duration: 33
8356	cold-filtered wet mercenary headband	0		Effect: "Anytwo Five Elevenis?", Effect Duration: 53
8357	concentrated liquefied radioactive spider venom	0		Effect: "Far Out", Effect Duration: 21
8358	moist modified x-ray mirror	0		Effect: "Arabian Knighthood", Effect Duration: 62
8359	non-electrified wrestling mask	0		Effect: "Unusual Fashion Sense", Effect Duration: 38
8360	magnetized wet galvanized twirling jittery hawkface potion	0		Effect: "Spirit Bubble", Effect Duration: 38
8361	diffused electrified blinking child-sized dracula cloak	0		Effect: "Flower Power", Effect Duration: 28
8362	non-tarnished quadruple-aerosolized devil-summoning hat	0		Effect: "Extra Backbone", Effect Duration: 28
8363	colloidal non-polymerized shopkeeper beard	0		Effect: "Twen Tea", Effect Duration: 11
8364	double-boiled super-polymerized frozen alien autoautopsy kit	0		Effect: "Neuroplastici Tea", Effect Duration: 63
8365	activated dry unsweetened novelty fruit hat	0		Effect: "Down With Chow", Effect Duration: 28
8366	polymerized invisibility cream	0		Effect: "Warm Shoulders", Effect Duration: 41
8367	chilled lime green handful of stubble	0		Effect: "Stone-Faced", Effect Duration: 67
8368	concentrated frozen garbage juice slurpee	0		Effect: "Adorable Lookout", Effect Duration: 20
8369	super-adjusted frozen plunge-leg	0		Effect: "Super Vision", Effect Duration: 43
8370	colloidal Vulcanized funky eyepatch	0		Effect: "Chari Tea", Effect Duration: 43
8371	quadruple-flattened energized ionized gray bucket of fish juice	0		Effect: "Spiro Gyro", Effect Duration: 57
8372	cold-filtered deionized purple flashy pirate dreadlocks	0		Effect: "Fishy Fortification", Effect Duration: 14
8373	double-boiled captured boozles	0		Effect: "Eldritch Concentration", Effect Duration: 31
8374	double-anodized blurry drinks tray	0		Effect: "Action", Effect Duration: 23
8375	frozen corrupted tumbling eyebrow lifter	0		Effect: "Really Deep Breath", Effect Duration: 39
8376	submarine	0		Last Available: "2015-06"
8377	flavorless pixel lemon	3	decent	Last Available: "2015-06"
8378	lousy lime green pixel daiquiri	3	decent	Last Available: "2015-06"
8379	polymerized wet olive power pill	0		Effect: "Saucemastery", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2015-06"
8380	vacuum-sealed pixel potion	0		Effect: "Wreathed in Merriment", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2015-06"
8381	skewed Pack of Every Card	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-07"
8382	Deck of Every Card	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8383	popular part	0		
8384	bubblegum heart	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8385	cubic zirconia	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8386	valuable coin	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8387	mana	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8388	mana	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8389	bouncing mana	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8390	mana	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8391	mana	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8392	spinning gift card	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8393	hermit factoid	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8394	ghostly tumbling The Emperor's dry cleaning	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8395	savvy The Emperor's new hat	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Last Available: "2015-07"
8396	avaricious The Emperor's new shirt	0		Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2015-07"
8397	smooth The Emperor's new pants	0		Moxie: +15, Last Available: "2015-07"
8398	prompt ribald lead pipe	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Adventures: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-07"
8399	pulsating teal rope of the ox of Tarzan	0		Muscle: +20, Experience (Muscle): +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-07"
8400	spinning extremely unsafe wrench of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-07"
8401	purple lard-coated candlestick of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-07"
8402	spinning fireproof deadly knife	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Hot Resistance: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-07"
8403	pulsating reassuring revolver	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Item Drop: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-07"
8404	mirror 1952 Mickey Mantle card	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8405	tumbling talking spade	0		Free Pull
8406	savory dry noodles	0		
8407	moldy spinning pestopiary	3	crappy	
8408	ionized activated skewed ectoplasmic orbs	0		Effect: "Human-Constellation Hybrid", Effect Duration: 68
8409	half-sized fancy flavorless crudles	2	decent	Effect: "Glittering Eyelashes", Effect Duration: 10
8410	enchanted decent bouncing lime green agnolotti arboli	3	good	Effect: "Patent Alacrity", Effect Duration: 25
8411	rotten spaghetti with ghost balls	4	crappy	
8412	moldy snack-sized succulent marrow	2	crappy	
8413	bland salacious crumbs	3	decent	
8414	adequate miniature fusilli marrownarrow	2	good	
8415	thick stale suggestive strozzapreti	5	decent	
8416	wobbly Mountain Stream gastrique	0		
8417	spoiled Mt. McLargeHuge oyster	4	crappy	
8418	narrow oyster sauce	0		
8419	miniature delicious linguini immondizia bianco	2	awesome	
8420	stale diet jittery shells a la shellfish	1	decent	
8421	huge Jick's autograph	0		
8422	high-temperature mining drill	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8423	skewed unsmoothed velvet	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8424	1,970 carat	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8425	blurry narrow New Age healing crystal	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8426	Volcoino	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8427	fizzing spore pod	0		
8428	jittery spore pod	0		
8429	veiny spore pod	0		
8430	pulsating hard spore pod	0		
8431	spore pod	0		
8432	hot spore pod	0		
8433	cool spore pod	0		
8434	fuchsia jingling spore pod	0		
8435	mirror ghostly steel-toed LavaCo Lamp&trade; of the bloodbag	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Maximum HP: +100, Last Available: "2015-08", Rollover Effect Duration: 50
8436	Lo Pan's beefy LavaCo Lamp&trade;	0		Muscle: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Last Available: "2015-08", Rollover Effect Duration: 50
8437	ribald LavaCo Lamp&trade; of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Sleaze Damage: +10, Last Available: "2015-08", Rollover Effect Duration: 50
8438	cyan thin wire	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8439	insulated wire	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8440	squat empty lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8441	spinning full lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8442	viscous lava globs	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8443	lava globs	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8444	lava globs	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8445	mirror lava globs	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8446	SMOOCH bottlecap	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
8447	uncapped lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8448	squat uncapped lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8449	uncapped lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8450	capped lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8451	cyan capped lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8452	yellow capped lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8453	heat-resistant sheet	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8454	shaking LavaCo&trade; Lamp housing	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8455	jittery New Age crystal	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8456	crystalline light bulb	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8457	broken high-temperature mining drill	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8458	skewed executive lion tamer's high-temperature mining mask	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Meat Drop: +40, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2015-08"
8459	twirling family-friendly baleful fireproof megaphone	0		Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2015-08"
8460	spoiled teal mineapple	4	crappy	Last Available: "2015-08"
8461	lousy Gold Velvet&trade; whiskey	3	decent	Last Available: "2015-08"
8462	SMOOCH soda	1	good	Last Available: "2015-08"
8463	adequate fancy smelted roe	3	good	Effect: "Rotten Memories", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2015-08"
8464	delicious weak fuchsia lavawater	2	awesome	Last Available: "2015-08"
8465	non-ionized purple tumbling basaltamander tongue	0		Effect: "Compensatory Cruelness", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2015-08"
8466	olive rock-hard Socratic strapping lavalarva	0		Muscle: +5, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Damage Reduction: 5, Last Available: "2015-08"
8467	razor-sharp lava balaclava of Tarzan of the cheetah	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2015-08"
8468	reassuring occult sinister basaltamander buckler	0		Spell Damage: +10, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Spooky Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2015-08"
8469	galvanized jittery blurry lava globs	0		Effect: "Wolf's Bane", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2015-08"
8470	decent mirror gooey lava globs	3	good	Last Available: "2015-08"
8471	Annie Oakley's lava-proof pants of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Last Available: "2015-08"
8472	twirling spinning fortified heat-resistant necktie of Leguizamo	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Monster Level: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08"
8473	teal jittery flame-retardant savvy heat-resistant gloves of Gandalf	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Hot Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08"
8474	decent very hot lunch	3	good	Last Available: "2015-08"
8475	irresponsibly strong perfectly mixed asbestos thermos	8	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-08"
8476	non-polarized liquid rhinestones	0		Effect: "Polar Express", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2015-08"
8477	snack-sized special spoiled disco biscuit	2	crappy	Effect: "Deeply Ironic", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2015-08"
8478	practically non-alcoholic lousy Quaatorade&trade;	1	decent	Last Available: "2015-08"
8479	Jack Frost's educational biker's hat of extreme caution	0		Experience: +1, Monster Level: -25, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk", Last Available: "2015-08"
8480	squat censurious clever educational feathered headdress	0		Experience: +1, Maximum MP: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley", Last Available: "2015-08"
8481	coward's hardy razor-sharp electrician's hardhat	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Maximum HP: +50, Monster Level: -20, Familiar Effect: "atk", Last Available: "2015-08"
8482	Lava Miner's Daughter	0		Skill: "Asbestos Heart", Last Available: "2015-08"
8483	Psycho From The Heat	0		Skill: "Pyromania", Last Available: "2015-08"
8484	The Firegate Tapes	0		Skill: "Firegate", Last Available: "2015-08"
8485	&quot;DEBBIE&quot; tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8486	one-day ticket to That 70s Volcano	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8487	airplane charter: That 70s Volcano	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-08"
8488	Manual of Numberology	0		Skill: "Calculate the Universe"
8489	green New Age hurting crystal	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8490	bouncing smooth velvet pants of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 2xPotato, cap 12", Last Available: "2015-08"
8491	bouncing extremely unsafe smooth velvet shirt	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2015-08"
8492	twirling veiny smooth velvet hat	0		Maximum HP: +10, Last Available: "2015-08"
8493	blinking smooth velvet pocket square of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08"
8494	gray upside-down flame-retardant smooth velvet socks	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08"
8495	executive smooth velvet hanky	0		Meat Drop: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08"
8496	toasty baleful The One Mood Ring	0		Spell Damage: +25, Hot Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08"
8497	Mr. Choch's bone	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8498	Mr. Cheeng's 'stache	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8499	Saturday Night thermometer	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8500	the tongue of Smimmons	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8501	Raul's guitar pick	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8502	pulsating Pener's crisps	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8503	mirror signed deuce	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8504	Lavalos core	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8505	twirling lime green half-melted hula girl	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8506	twirling glass ceiling fragments	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8507	dried SMOOCH coffee cup	1	decent	Last Available: "2015-08"
8508	tarnished anodized ghostly fuchsia labrador cookie	0		Effect: "Ooh, Bitter!", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2015-08"
8509	blinking green energetic arcane researcher's Mr. Cheeng's spectacles of horror	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Drops Items, Last Available: "2015-08"
8510	pulsating Usain Bolt's smooth grease cannon	0		Moxie: +15, Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2015-08"
8511	Vulcanized frozen demon makeup kit	0		Effect: "Permafrosty", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2015-08"
8512	asbestos-lined gravedigger's mansplainer's love	0		Monster Level: +15, Spooky Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2015-08"
8513	huge ribald Van der Graaf beefcake's Pener's drumstick	0		Muscle: +25, Sleaze Damage: +10, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2015-08"
8514	mirror stylish beefy deuce cape	0		Muscle: +10, Moxie: +25, Last Available: "2015-08"
8515	jittery upside-down lard-coated supercool Lavalos's shell of the businessman	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2015-08"
8516	clever smooth velvet bra of Leguizamo	0		Maximum MP: +20, Monster Level: +20, Last Available: "2015-08"
8517	jittery mansplainer's sharpshooter's SMOOCH bracers	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Monster Level: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08", Thorns: 1
8518	sage SMOOCH kneepads	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08", Thorns: 1
8519	SMOOCH spaulders of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08", Thorns: 1
8520	MacGyver's groovy SMOOCH codpiece	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Maximum MP: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 20", Last Available: "2015-08", Thorns: 1
8521	jittery SMOOCH breastplate of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Last Available: "2015-08", Thorns: 1
8522	mirror olive superduperheated	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8523	fused fuse	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8524	superheated	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8525	enchanted adequate green lava cake	3	good	Effect: "Electrolit Up", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2015-08"
8526	half-sized stale pink slime	2	decent	
8527	Devil's Elbow Hot Sauce	0		
8528	Special&trade; Sauce	0		
8529	low-calorie bland devil hair pasta	1	decent	
8530	bland spagecialetti	4	decent	
8531	Salsa Libre	0		
8532	mirror good gravy	0		
8533	illicit fish sauce	0		
8534	spoiled fancy libertagliatelle	4	crappy	Effect: "Amplified Fabulousness", Effect Duration: 15
8535	enchanted yummy turkish mostaccioli	4	awesome	Effect: "Disco State of Mind", Effect Duration: 30
8536	spoiled miniature twirling yellow linguini of the sea	2	crappy	
8537	super-denatured blinking Hersey&trade; SMOOCH	0		Effect: "Human-Horror Hybrid", Effect Duration: 24
8539	Alexy sauce	0		
8540	rainbow sauce	0		
8541	drug cocktail sauce	0		
8542	moldy thick skewed Fettris	5	crappy	
8543	delicious upside-down fusillocybin	4	awesome	
8544	delicious prescription noodles	4	awesome	
8545	denatured narrow blood-drive sticker	1	decent	
8546	liquefied denatured bag of grain	0		Effect: "Fudge Headache", Effect Duration: 61
8547	magnetized denatured pocket maze	0		Effect: "Nas Tea", Effect Duration: 41
8548	polymerized tumbling shady shades	0		Effect: "Mayeaugh", Effect Duration: 69
8549	flattened squeaky toy rose	0		Effect: "Old School Pompadour", Effect Duration: 17
8550	bland weird gazelle steak	3	decent	
8551	miniature decent sausage without a cause	2	good	
8552	energized face paint	0		Effect: "Snobby", Effect Duration: 40
8553	irresponsibly strong perfectly mixed emergency margarita	8	EPIC	
8554	extra-dry mediocre vintage smart drink	5	decent	
8555	a ten-percent bonus	0		
8556	Thwaitgold termite statuette	0		
8557	The Emperor's new cookie	0		
8558	quantum jittery wobbly Wickers bar	0		Effect: "Okee-Dokee, Smokee", Effect Duration: 38
8559	polymerized pulsating bakelite-covered bacon	0		Effect: "Cancer Rising", Effect Duration: 49
8560	magnetized wet huge Aerheads	0		Effect: "Sparkling Consciousness", Effect Duration: 40
8561	Vulcanized anodized oxidized upside-down Wrotz	0		Effect: "Bread-Lined", Effect Duration: 51
8562	Vulcanized Vulcanized blinking upside-down Gabarbar	0		Effect: "Bugbear in Tooth and Claw", Effect Duration: 32
8563	modified fiberglass insulation	0		Effect: "Chief Executive Optimism", Effect Duration: 11
8564	shrine to the Barrel god	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-09"
8565	gray family-friendly reassuring dog trainer's barrel lid	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Spooky Resistance: +1, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-09"
8566	maroon squat Jack Frost's sharpshooter's wholesome barrel hoop earring	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-09"
8567	ghostly sharpshooter's supercool weightlifter's bankruptcy barrel	0		Muscle: +15, Moxie Percent: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2015-09"
8568	firkin	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8569	maroon upside-down normal barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8570	tun	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8571	weathered barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8572	barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8573	barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8574	moist barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8575	rotting barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8576	mouldering barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8577	barnacled barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8578	hand-crafted distilled bottle of Amontillado	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-09"
8579	hand-crafted teal barrel-aged martini	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-09"
8580	stale barrel pickle	3	decent	Last Available: "2015-09"
8581	spoiled big blurry barrel cracker	5	crappy	Last Available: "2015-09"
8582	compressed vibrating mushroom	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-09"
8583	compressed blurry mushroom	1	crappy	Last Available: "2015-09"
8584	Jim Carey's KoL Con 12-gauge	0		Monster Level: +25, Last Available: "2015-09"
8585	upside-down dance instructor's Golden Mr. Eh?	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Last Available: "2015-09"
8586	twirling barrel gun	0		Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2015-09"
8587	olive barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8588	barrel beryl	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8589	moldy water log	3	crappy	Last Available: "2015-09"
8590	crafty occult barrelhead	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Maximum MP: +10, Last Available: "2015-09"
8591	forbidden bottoms of the barrel of the early riser	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2015-09"
8592	censurious brainy chest barrel	0		Mysticality: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2015-09"
8593	squat bung spigot	0		Equips On: "Lil' Barrel Mimic"
8594	pulsating energetic therapeutic double barreled barrel gun	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2015-09"
8595	Tesla quilted triple barreled barrel gun of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Damage Absorption: +40, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2015-09"
8596	fuchsia curative dance instructor's barrel beryl choker	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2015-09"
8597	zippy barrel beryl nose ring of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2015-09"
8598	flame-wreathed wicked barrel beryl ring	0		Spell Damage: +5, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2015-09"
8599	map to the Biggest Barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8600	potted tea tree	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8601	quadruple-liquefied enhanced yellow narrow cuppa Flamibili tea	0		Effect: "Sludgesick", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2015-09"
8602	dry cuppa Yet tea	0		Effect: "Berry Elemental", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2015-09"
8603	wet dry cuppa Boo tea	0		Effect: "Dexteri Tea", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2015-09"
8604	galvanized adjusted unsweetened shaking cuppa Nas tea	0		Effect: "Human-Hobo Hybrid", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2015-09"
8605	irradiated corrupted cuppa Improprie tea	0		Effect: "Rootin' Around", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2015-09"
8606	polymerized pickled cuppa Frost tea	0		Effect: "Creepypasted", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2015-09"
8607	concentrated boiled blurry olive narrow cuppa Toast tea	0		Effect: "Thick-Skinned", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2015-09"
8608	unsweetened activated squat cuppa Net tea	0		Effect: "Helvella Health", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2015-09"
8609	dry polarized upside-down cuppa Proprie tea	0		Effect: "Lobos Fresh", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2015-09"
8610	vacuum-sealed frozen cuppa Morbidi tea	0		Effect: "Cold Jellied", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2015-09"
8611	altered polarized adjusted lime green cuppa Chari tea	0		Effect: "No Vertigo", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2015-09"
8612	altered cuppa Serendipi tea	0		Effect: "In Tuna", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2015-09"
8613	polymerized dry cuppa Feroci tea	0		Effect: "Disdain of the War Snapper", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2015-09"
8614	dry wet spinning pulsating cuppa Physicali tea	0		Effect: "Elron's Explosive Etude", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2015-09"
8615	extra-tarnished fuchsia cuppa Wit tea	0		Effect: "Frosty the Hitman", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2015-09"
8616	Vulcanized concentrated cuppa Neuroplastici tea	0		Effect: "All Glory To the Toad", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2015-09"
8617	unsweetened triple-cold-filtered cuppa Dexteri tea	0		Effect: "Thaumodynamic", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2015-09"
8618	tarnished cuppa Flexibili tea	0		Effect: "Stogied", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2015-09"
8619	liquefied cuppa Impregnabili tea	0		Effect: "Strength of Ten Ettins", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2015-09"
8620	concentrated cuppa Obscuri tea	0		Effect: "Going Ape", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2015-09"
8621	aerosolized ionized pulsating teal cuppa Irritabili tea	0		Effect: "Patience of the Tortoise", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2015-09"
8622	pickled cuppa Mediocri tea	0		Effect: "Baconstoned", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2015-09"
8623	altered enhanced cuppa Loyal tea	0		Effect: "Twinklebritches", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2015-09"
8624	dehydrated spinning cuppa Activi tea	1	crappy	Effect: "Weather, Man", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2015-09"
8625	vaporized cyan cuppa Cruel tea	1		Last Available: "2015-09"
8626	chilled jittery cuppa Alacri tea	0		Effect: "El Tango de la Maldita Suegra", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2015-09"
8627	pickled cuppa Vitali tea	0		Effect: "Simulation Stimulation", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2015-09"
8628	ionized colloidal bouncing tumbling cuppa Mana tea	0		Effect: "Orc Chops", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2015-09"
8629	improved polarized irradiated pulsating lime green cuppa Monstrosi tea	0		Effect: "Influence of Sphere", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2015-09"
8630	liquefied energized dry cuppa Twen tea	0		Effect: "Robocamo", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2015-09"
8631	moist ionized maroon cuppa Gill tea	0		Effect: "Marinated", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2015-09"
8632	electrified electrified cuppa Uncertain tea	0		Effect: "Crud&eacute;", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2015-09"
8633	bouncing tumbling cuppa Voraci tea	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8634	maroon cuppa Sobrie tea	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8635	cuppa Royal tea	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8636	corrupted cuppa Craft tea	0		Effect: "Loco Motives", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2015-09"
8637	dry electrified spinning cuppa Insani tea	0		Effect: "Concentrated Concentration", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2015-09"
8638	fuchsia prompt therapeutic hardy Royal scepter	0		Maximum HP: +50, Adventures: +3, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2015-09", Rollover Effect Duration: 5
8639	twirling upside-down doghouse	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-10"
8640	Ghost Dog Chow	0		Last Available: "2015-10"
8641	normal spinning bowl of eyeballs	3	good	Last Available: "2015-10"
8642	decent bowl of mummy guts	4	good	Last Available: "2015-10"
8643	flavorless tiny twirling bowl of maggots	1	decent	Last Available: "2015-10"
8644	drinkable weak ghostly blood and blood	2	good	Last Available: "2015-10"
8645	mediocre wobbly Jack-O-Lantern beer	3	decent	Last Available: "2015-10"
8646	practically non-alcoholic mediocre shaking zombie	1	decent	Last Available: "2015-10"
8647	Telltale&trade; rubber heart	0		Last Available: "2015-10"
8648	wind-up spider	0		Last Available: "2015-10"
8649	plastic nightmare troll	0		Last Available: "2015-10"
8650	tennis ball	0		Last Available: "2015-10"
8651	wool dance instructor's strapping crown	0		Muscle: +5, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Cold Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xGhuol, cap 27"
8652	fuchsia twirling ear poison	0		
8653	mirror stink-penny	0		
8654	healthy hawk of Gandalf of the blizzard	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +25
8655	stale fuchsia hamlet sandwich	3	decent	
8656	frightening Othello's military jacket	0		Spooky Damage: +5
8657	Othello's dagger of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Single Equip
8658	shaking lime green steel-toed Othello's handkerchief	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Single Equip
8659	enhanced lime green tumbling bowl of Jeal-O	0		Effect: "Stogied", Effect Duration: 32
8660	grip key	0		
8661	How to Play Othello	0		
8662	ribald sharpshooter's smooth ghostly dagger	0		Moxie: +15, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Sleaze Damage: +10
8663	bad ghost beer	3	decent	
8664	reassuring Othello set	0		Spooky Resistance: +1
8665	rotten tomato	0		
8666	twirling Twelve Night Energy	0		
8667	Fonzie's Yorick of the blizzard of Flo-Jo	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Initiative: +100
8668	narrow rose	0		
8669	jittery tulip	0		
8670	blinking tulip	0		
8671	blurry tulip	0		
8672	gray shaking Walford's bucket	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8673	Wal-Mart gift certificate	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8674	airplane charter: The Glaciest	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-11"
8675	skewed one-day ticket to The Glaciest	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8676	denatured blue shoulder-warming lotion	0		Effect: "Mitre Cut", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2015-11"
8677	half-sized delicious iceberg lettuce	2	awesome	Last Available: "2015-11"
8678	extra-dry hand-crafted ice wine	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-11"
8679	blurry Socratic Rosewater's sage Wal-Mart snowglobe	0		Mysticality Percent: 40, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Last Available: "2015-11"
8680	stanky Van der Graaf Wal-Mart nametag of Flo-Jo	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Initiative: +100, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2015-11"
8681	olive rock-hard studded Wal-Mart overalls of extreme caution	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Damage Reduction: 5, Monster Level: -25, Last Available: "2015-11"
8682	To Build an Igloo	0		Skill: "Refusal to Freeze", Last Available: "2015-11"
8683	tumbling ghostly The Chill of the Wild	0		Skill: "Beardfreeze", Last Available: "2015-11"
8684	ghostly Cold Fang	0		Skill: "Frost Bite", Last Available: "2015-11"
8685	huge Wal-Mart tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8686	red perfect ice cube	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8687	The Fun-Guy Cold Weather Bartender's Guide	0		Skill: "Perfect Freeze", Last Available: "2015-11"
8688	bellhop's hat of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, 0.75xBarrr, cap 30", Last Available: "2015-11"
8689	lousy ice porter	4	decent	Last Available: "2015-11", Wiki Name: "ice porter (drink)"
8690	vacuum-sealed upside-down olive exotic travel brochure	0		Effect: "Proprie Tea", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2015-11"
8691	skewed bag of foreign bribes	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8692	cold-filtered tarnished olive shampoo-conditioner	0		Effect: "Butt-Rock Hair", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2015-11"
8693	bouncing hotel minibar key	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8694	ice hotel bell	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8695	Martialest Arts trophy	0		Last Available: "2016-01"
8696	dried tumbling medicinal herbs	1		Last Available: "2016-01"
8697	bland ice rice	3	decent	Last Available: "2016-01"
8698	high-proof perfectly mixed iced plum wine	9	EPIC	Last Available: "2016-01"
8699	huge lion tamer's resourceful cool training belt	0		Moxie: +5, Maximum MP: +50, Experience (familiar): +2, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-01"
8700	therapeutic smooth training legwarmers of the boozehound	0		Moxie: +15, Booze Drop: +100, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-01"
8701	shellacked padded brainy training helmet	0		Mysticality: +5, Damage Absorption: +20, Damage Reduction: 7, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2016-01"
8702	blurry training scroll:  Shattering Punch	0		Skill: "Shattering Punch", Last Available: "2016-01"
8703	teal training scroll:  Snokebomb	0		Skill: "Snokebomb", Last Available: "2016-01"
8704	training scroll:  Shivering Monkey Technique	0		Skill: "Shivering Monkey Technique", Last Available: "2016-01"
8705	X-32-F snowman crate	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-01"
8706	spinning machine elf capsule	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-12"
8707	skewed self-dribbling basketball	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Last Available: "2015-12"
8708	dehydrated bouncing blue abstraction: action	1		Effect: "Joyful Resolve", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2015-12"
8709	pickled bouncing abstraction: thought	1		Effect: "Gyromitra Gymnastics", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2015-12"
8710	diluted abstraction: sensation	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
8711	dried abstraction: purpose	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
8712	powdered shaking narrow blinking abstraction: category	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
8713	pickled abstraction: perception	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
8714	dried shaking abstraction: motion	1		Effect: "Coal-Powered", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2015-12"
8715	vaporized abstraction: joy	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
8716	denatured abstraction: certainty	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
8717	pickled green ghostly abstraction: comprehension	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
8718	shaking modern picture frame	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8719	tasty VYKEA meatballs	3	awesome	Last Available: "2015-11"
8720	triple-distilled delicious VYKEA mead	7	awesome	Last Available: "2015-11"
8721	alkaline polarized VYKEA woadpaint	0		Effect: "Artificially Sweet", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2015-11"
8722	blurry VYKEA frenzy rune	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8723	VYKEA blood rune	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8724	VYKEA lightning rune	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8725	cyan VYKEA plank	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8726	VYKEA rail	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8727	VYKEA bracket	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8728	VYKEA dowel	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8729	jittery wool veiny beefcake's VYKEA hex key	0		Muscle: +25, Maximum HP: +10, Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2015-11"
8730	VYKEA instructions	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8731	bland small lime green tin of submardines	2	decent	Last Available: "2015-11", Wiki Name: "tin of submardines"
8732	smooth weak green twirling bottle of norwhiskey	2	awesome	Last Available: "2015-11"
8733	powdered spinning octolus oculus	1	decent	Effect: "Broken Bone Nubs", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2015-11"
8734	auspicious grievous dance instructor's sardine can key	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2015-11"
8735	crafty occult norwhal helmet of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Maximum MP: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk", Last Available: "2015-11"
8736	smelly Jack Frost's resourceful octolus-skin cloak	0		Maximum MP: +50, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2015-11", Rollover Effect Duration: 30
8737	hand-crafted perfect cosmopolitan	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-11"
8738	aged mirror perfect negroni	4	awesome	Last Available: "2015-11"
8739	drinkable perfect dark and stormy	3	good	Last Available: "2015-11"
8740	extra-dry perfectly mixed perfect mimosa	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-11"
8741	lousy strong perfect old-fashioned	5	decent	Last Available: "2015-11"
8742	bad enchanted boozy wobbly perfect paloma	5	decent	Effect: "Slippery Tongue", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2015-11"
8743	oxidized That 70s Cologne	0		Effect: "Nas Tea", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2015-11"
8744	frozen adjusted improved Wal-Mart &quot;diamond&quot; ring	0		Effect: "Ancestral Disapproval", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2015-11"
8745	polymerized diffused triple-dry Puffstone cigar	0		Effect: "Held Closer", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2015-11"
8746	improved ionized chilled Conspiracy&trade; mascara	0		Effect: "Butt-Rock Hair", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2015-11"
8747	quantum quadruple-irradiated twirling upside-down Spring Break Beach &quot;swimsuit&quot;	0		Effect: "Fudge Headache", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2015-11"
8748	yellow airplane tattoo	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8749	pressed Deep Machine Tunnels snowglobe	0		Effect: "5 Pounds Lighter", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2015-12"
8750	dry hemp candy necklace	0		Effect: "Work For Hours a Week", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2015-12"
8751	adjusted magnetized huge purple communal gobstopper	0		Effect: "Benetton's Medley of Diversity", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2015-12"
8752	spoiled half-sized Crimbo salad	2	crappy	Last Available: "2015-12"
8753	miniature delicious bread line	2	awesome	Last Available: "2015-12"
8754	drinkable gray ghostly bark rootbeer	3	good	Last Available: "2015-12"
8755	acceptable ale	3	good	Last Available: "2015-12"
8756	twirling plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Last Available: "2015-12"
8757	skewed tumbling narrow dog trainer's plastic Rudolph the Red	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Last Available: "2015-12"
8758	green skewed weightlifter's plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej	0		Muscle: +15, Last Available: "2015-12"
8759	stylish plastic Crimborgatron	0		Moxie: +25, Last Available: "2015-12"
8760	sizzling plastic Crimbodhisattva	0		Hot Damage: +10, Last Available: "2015-12"
8761	bouquet of all-natural free-range flowers	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8762	stack of communist leaflets	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8763	mirror BACON	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
8764	green box of Gratitude chocolates	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8765	twirling Gratitude chocolate (thyme-filled)	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8766	practically non-alcoholic aged upside-down Gratitude chocolate (bourbon-filled)	1	awesome	Last Available: "2016-02"
8767	Gratitude chocolate (Meat-filled)	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8768	shaking Gratitude chocolate (octopus-filled)	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8769	chocolate bowtie	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8770	concentrated double-improved huge squat pitted sheet	0		Effect: "Empathy", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2015-12"
8771	sparking robo-battery	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8772	wobbly overloaded micro-reactor	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8773	wool Jack Frost's manspreader's reusable shopping bag	0		Monster Level: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2015-12"
8775	groovy coarse hemp socks	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-12"
8776	armband of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-12"
8777	bundle of &quot;fragrant&quot; herbs	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8778	nuclear stockpile	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8779	pine cone	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8780	iron chain	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8781	stylish pine cone necklace	0		Moxie: +25, Last Available: "2015-12"
8782	weightlifter's reindeer hammer	0		Muscle: +15, Last Available: "2015-12"
8783	asbestos-lined elf ploughshare	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2015-12"
8784	olive circle drum	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8785	The Big Book of Communism	0		Last Available: "2015-12", Skill: "Communism!"
8786	olive faded protest sign	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8787	lime green faded protest sign	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8788	maroon blurry nasty-smelling moss	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8789	book	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8790	pulsating fireproof elven tambourine	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2015-12"
8791	shaking avaricious reindeer sickle	0		Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2015-12"
8792	face paint	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-12"
8793	face paint	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-12"
8794	The Big Book of Communism (used)	0		Skill: "Communism!", Last Available: "2015-12"
8795	green twirling Batfellow comic	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-12"
8796	red squat plastic spoiler	0		
8797	bat-oomerang	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8798	bat-jute	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8799	blurry bat-o-mite	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8800	ROM of Optimality	0		Skill: "Toggle Optimality"
8801	maroon incriminating evidence	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8802	dangerous chemicals	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8803	kidnapped orphan	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8804	high-grade	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8805	high-tensile-strength fibers	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8806	high-grade explosives	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8807	experimental gene therapy	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8808	ultracoagulator	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8809	self-defense training	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8810	wobbly fingerprint dusting kit	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8811	twirling confidence-building hug	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8812	exploding kickball	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8813	shaking glob of Bat-Glue	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8814	twirling bouncing Bat-Aid&trade; bandage	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8815	red huge bat-bearing	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8816	rotten tiny Kudzu salad	1	crappy	Last Available: "2016-12"
8817	boiled wobbly Mansquito Serum	1		Effect: "Macho Profundo", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2016-12"
8818	artisanal Miss Graves' vermouth	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2016-12"
8819	adequate The Plumber's mushroom stew	3	good	Last Available: "2016-12"
8820	distilled fuchsia spinning The Author's ink	1		Last Available: "2016-02"
8821	artisanal watered-down upside-down The Mad Liquor	2	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	Last Available: "2016-12"
8822	aged blinking Doc Clock's thyme cocktail	4	awesome	Last Available: "2016-12"
8823	normal blinking Mr. Burnsger	3	good	Last Available: "2016-12"
8824	boiled tumbling wobbly narrow The Inquisitor's unidentifiable object	1		Last Available: "2016-12"
8825	Jeselnik's Sinatra's The Jokester's gun of the businessman	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Sleaze Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire the Jokester's Gun", Last Available: "2016-12"
8826	mirror flame-retardant Tesla Da Vinci's The Jokester's wig	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Hot Resistance: +1, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Adjust the Jokester's Wig", Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol", Last Available: "2016-12"
8827	shaking studded fortified The Jokester's pants of Leguizamo	0		Damage Absorption: 140, Monster Level: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Adjust the Jokester's Pants", Last Available: "2016-12"
8828	denatured flattened Jokester makeup	0		Effect: "Cockroach Scurry", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2016-12"
8829	shaking teal replica bat-oomerang	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
8830	battoo kit	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
8831	basking robin	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-12"
8832	domino mask	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8833	Vulcanized robin's egg	0		Effect: "Punchy, Murdery", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2016-12"
8834	moldy huge robin flan	3	crappy	Last Available: "2016-12"
8835	aged robin nog	4	awesome	Last Available: "2016-12"
8836	blinking LT&T telegraph office deed	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-02"
8837	mirror plaintive telegram	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8838	jittery pulsating exploding gum	0		
8839	root beer barrel	0		
8840	diffused super-nitrogenated triple-deionized Kudzu slaw	0		Effect: "The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder", Effect Duration: 37
8841	super-ionized chilled Mansquito's blood	0		Effect: "Trash-Wrapped", Effect Duration: 35
8842	quantum extra-Vulcanized infrablack lipstick	0		Effect: "Piratastic", Effect Duration: 68
8843	deionized wobbly upside-down can of drain cleaner	0		Effect: "I See Everything Thrice!", Effect Duration: 28
8844	oxidized The Author's inkwell	0		Effect: "Peppermint Bite", Effect Duration: 66
8845	dry super-dry bag of random words	0		Effect: "Liquidy Smoky", Effect Duration: 29
8846	unsweetened tube of pendulum lube	0		Effect: "So Fresh and So Clean", Effect Duration: 63
8847	super-denatured irradiated red-hot jawbreaker	0		Effect: "Tasting the Rainbow", Effect Duration: 29
8848	magnetized wobbly question juice	0		Effect: "Curiosity of Br'er Tarrypin", Effect Duration: 48
8849	pressed tube of villain	0		Effect: "Puddingface", Effect Duration: 35
8850	Sinatra's your cowboy boots	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cowboy Kick", Last Available: "2016-02"
8851	inflatable LT&T telegraph office	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8852	nugget of quicksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8853	jittery ghostly nugget of thicksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8854	blurry pulsating nugget of wicksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8855	nugget of slicksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8856	blurry nugget of sicksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8857	nugget of nicksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8858	nugget of ticksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8859	jittery rosy-cheeked quicksilver ring	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8860	bouncing wizardly thicksilver ring of the brute of the scaredy-cat	0		Mysticality: +25, Muscle Percent: +30, Monster Level: -15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8861	hardy padded wicksilver ring of the storm	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Maximum HP: +50, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8862	shaking chilly studded slicksilver ring of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Damage Absorption: +80, Cold Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8863	curative sicksilver ring of the ox of the businessman	0		Muscle: +20, Meat Drop: +50, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8864	jittery nicksilver ring of the ox of the overflowing toilet of the businessman	0		Muscle: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Meat Drop: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8865	tumbling blue smartaleck's ticksilver ring of the bloodbag	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Maximum HP: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8866	blurry Fonzie's savvy Heimz Fortified Kidney Beans of horror	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Experience (Moxie): +1, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2016-02"
8867	vibrating smooth Tesla's Electroplated Beans of the brute	0		Moxie: +15, Muscle Percent: +30, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2016-02"
8868	beefcake's Mixed Garbanzos and Chickpeas of the overflowing toilet of mayonnaise	0		Muscle: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2016-02"
8869	squat veiny Hellfire Spicy Beans	0		Maximum HP: +10, Last Available: "2016-02"
8870	ghostly rock-hard Frigid Northern Beans	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Last Available: "2016-02"
8871	blue huge deadly World's Blackest-Eyed Peas	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Last Available: "2016-02"
8872	Trader Olaf's Exotic Stinkbeans of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2016-02"
8873	wobbly groovy Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Beans	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Last Available: "2016-02"
8874	blurry coward's electrified hale smartaleck's Val-U Brand Every Bean Salad of the dark arts	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Maximum HP: +20, Monster Level: -20, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2016-02"
8875	upside-down perfumed therapeutic wholesome Shrub's Premium Baked Beans	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Stench Resistance: +5, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2016-02"
8876	rotten plate of Heimz Fortified Kidney Beans	3	crappy	Last Available: "2016-02"
8877	normal snack-sized mirror plate of Tesla's Electroplated Beans	2	good	Last Available: "2016-02"
8878	delicious plate of Mixed Garbanzos and Chickpeas	4	awesome	Last Available: "2016-02"
8879	bland plate of Hellfire Spicy Beans	4	decent	Last Available: "2016-02"
8880	flavorless jumbo enchanted plate of Frigid Northern Beans	5	decent	Effect: "Sweet and Green", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2016-02"
8881	rotten plate of World's Blackest-Eyed Peas	4	crappy	Last Available: "2016-02"
8882	half-sized bland plate of Trader Olaf's Exotic Stinkbeans	2	decent	Last Available: "2016-02"
8883	delicious ghostly plate of Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Beans	4	awesome	Last Available: "2016-02"
8884	stale massive plate of Val-U Brand Every Bean Salad	8	decent	Last Available: "2016-02"
8885	stale immense yellow plate of Shrub's Premium Baked Beans	8	decent	Last Available: "2016-02"
8886	olive scandalous Fancy Jeff's pocket square of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Sleaze Damage: +5, Last Available: "2016-02"
8887	avaricious clever hardy Daisy's unclean bloomers	0		Maximum HP: +50, Maximum MP: +20, Meat Drop: +30, Familiar Effect: "2xBArrr, 1xGhuol, cap 37", Last Available: "2016-02"
8888	narrow lime green tumbling Pecos Dave's sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8889	huge mirror Usain Bolt's horrifying wholesome Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Spooky Damage: +25, Initiative: +80, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley", Last Available: "2016-02"
8890	Glenn's dice	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8891	skewed rosewater-soaked greasy Former Sheriff Dan's tin star of the wise owl of vim and vigor of the sweet-tooth	0		Mysticality: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +3, Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2016-02"
8892	upside-down El Vibrato restraints	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8893	huge Clara's bell	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8894	padded arcane researcher's Granny Hackleton's Gatling gun of bravery	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Damage Absorption: +20, Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2016-02"
8895	buffalo dime	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8896	cow poker	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8897	dry poker face paint	0		Effect: "Cold, Dead Hands", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2016-02"
8898	realistic cap gun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8899	teal tainted milk	1	decent	Last Available: "2016-02"
8900	jittery gun parts	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8901	dry triggerfingerbone	0		Effect: "Pride of the Vampire", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2016-02"
8902	ionized quadruple-diffused flattened ghost bit	0		Effect: "Milk Studly", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2016-02"
8903	quantum polymerized blue buzzard feather	0		Effect: "Oh Hamlet Hamlet Hamlet Hamlet", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2016-02"
8904	polarized lion musk	0		Effect: "Twinkly Weapon", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2016-02"
8905	normal snack-sized lime green huge bear claw	2	good	Last Available: "2016-02"
8906	warmed quadruple-energized ghostly rattler gland	0		Effect: "Seriously Mutated", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2016-02"
8907	non-pressed half-digested coal	0		Effect: "Impregnabili Tea", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2016-02"
8908	non-nitrogenated tightly-wound spine	0		Effect: "Mutated", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2016-02"
8909	decent rotting beefsteak	3	good	Last Available: "2016-02"
8910	delicious blue firemilk	3	awesome	Last Available: "2016-02"
8911	liquefied liquefied spidercow eye-cluster	0		Effect: "Gunky Dory", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2016-02"
8912	diluted moomy dust	1		Effect: "Horrid, Torrid", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2016-02"
8913	up-at-dawn Jeselnik's western-style skinning knife	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2016-02"
8914	upside-down reliable sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8915	teal steel knuckles of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Last Available: "2016-02"
8916	blinking Tales of Western Braggadoccio	0		Skill: "Bow-Legged Swagger", Last Available: "2016-02"
8917	Hell and How I Bent It	0		Skill: "Bend Hell", Last Available: "2016-02"
8918	twirling The Western Look	0		Skill: "Steely-Eyed Squint", Last Available: "2016-02"
8919	ghostly LT&T tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8920	Western Slang Vol. 1: Violence	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-02"
8921	Western Slang Vol. 2: Cooking	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-02"
8922	spinning Western Slang Vol. 3: Fraud	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-02"
8923	disc (white)	0		
8924	disc (black)	0		
8925	disc (red)	0		
8926	disc (green)	0		
8927	cyan disc (blue)	0		
8928	disc (yellow)	0		
8929	ghostly red-hot knucklebone	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8930	triple-cold-filtered skewed demonic cow's blood	0		Effect: "Alpine Mintiness", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2016-02"
8931	rinky-dink sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8932	skewed makeshift sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8933	custom sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8934	cyan baconstone-handled sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8935	porquoise-handled sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8936	tumbling huge hamethyst-handled sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8937	mountain lion skin	0		Moxie Percent: +50, Last Available: "2016-02"
8938	grizzled bearskin	0		Muscle Percent: +50, Last Available: "2016-02"
8939	blurry diamondback skin	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8940	coal snakeskin	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8941	frontwinder skin	0		Mysticality Percent: +50, Last Available: "2016-02"
8942	mirror rotting cowskin	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8943	shuddering cow skull	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8944	rhinestone cowhorn	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8945	blurry cow skull	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8946	jangly spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8947	quicksilver spurs	0		Initiative: +30, Last Available: "2016-02"
8948	thicksilver spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8949	wicksilver spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8950	slicksilver spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8951	purple sicksilver spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8952	nicksilver spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8953	ticksilver spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8954	special edition Batfellow comic	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-12"
8955	Tales of the West: Cow Punching	0		
8956	Tales of the West: Beanslinging	0		
8957	pulsating Tales of the West: Snake Oiling	0		
8958	briefcase full of snakes	0		
8959	Lo Pan's rock-hard one-gallon hat	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Spell Critical Percent: +30
8960	resourceful two-gallon hat of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Maximum MP: +50
8961	mirror tumbling horrifying rock-hard three-gallon hat	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Spooky Damage: +25
8962	Samson's four-gallon hat of the sweet-tooth	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Candy Drop: +100
8963	ghostly scandalous sharpshooter's five-gallon hat	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Sleaze Damage: +5
8964	stanky Van der Graaf six-gallon hat	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
8965	spinning Jeselnik's seven-gallon hat of temperance	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +5
8966	blurry auspicious double-paned eight-gallon hat	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Item Drop: +10
8967	knitted savvy nine-gallon hat	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Cold Resistance: +3
8968	prompt dance instructor's ten-gallon hat	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Adventures: +3
8969	blurry Tesla eleven-gallon hat of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
8970	toy sixgun	0		
8971	twirling snake oil	0		
8972	electrified twirling squat skin oil	0		Effect: "Omphalotus Omnipresence", Effect Duration: 24
8973	dry unusual oil	0		Effect: "Oth-Jeal-O", Effect Duration: 37
8974	pressed blurry eldritch oil	0		Effect: "Brain Freeze", Effect Duration: 61
8975	gray exclusive club	0		
8976	improved upside-down teal patent preventative tonic	0		Effect: "Empty Inside", Effect Duration: 43
8977	pressed dry quantum patent invisibility tonic	0		Effect: "The Halls of Muscularity", Effect Duration: 18
8978	flattened patent aggression tonic	0		Effect: "Clyde's Blessing", Effect Duration: 65
8979	improved extra-Vulcanized quadruple-galvanized bouncing red patent sallowness tonic	0		Effect: "Human-Slime Hybrid", Effect Duration: 59
8980	frozen irradiated wobbly patent avarice tonic	0		Effect: "Emotion Sickness", Effect Duration: 17
8981	concentrated dry denatured ghostly lime green patent alacrity tonic	0		Effect: "Fever From the Flavor", Effect Duration: 59
8982	warmed corrupted marrow	0		Effect: "Brother Flying Burrito's Blessing", Effect Duration: 55
8983	lousy rodeo whiskey	3	decent	
8984	Thwaitgold scorpion statuette	0		
8985	gravedigger's real cowboy hat	0		Spooky Damage: +10
8986	Memories of Cow Punching	0		Free Pull
8987	narrow Memories of Beanslinging	0		Free Pull
8988	blinking Memories of Snake Oiling	0		Free Pull
8989	Witchess Set	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-03"
8990	electronic Brain Trainer game	0		Skill: "Brain Games"
8991	do-it-yourself laser eye surgery kit	0		Skill: "20/20 Vision"
8992	compressed fuchsia armored prawn	1		Last Available: "2016-03"
8993	spoiled jumping horseradish	4	crappy	Last Available: "2016-03"
8994	acceptable Sacramento wine	3	good	Last Available: "2016-03"
8995	polymerized Vulcanized pickled jittery gray Greek fire	0		Effect: "Omphalotus Omnipresence", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2016-03"
8996	lime green flame-wreathed ruddy steel-toed Rosewater's ox-head shield of the blizzard	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Damage Reduction: 9, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-03"
8997	stanky lion tamer's supercharged beefcake's dented scepter of bravery	0		Muscle: +25, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Experience (familiar): +2, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-03"
8998	greedy clever supercharged dance instructor's very pointy crown of vim and vigor	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Maximum MP: +20, Meat Drop: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xGhuol", Last Available: "2016-03"
8999	clever grievous battle broom of James Dean of the detective of the early riser	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Maximum MP: +20, Item Drop: +20, Adventures: +7, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-03"
9000	skewed Clan Floundry	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-04"
9001	coward's vibrating boxer's cool carpe	0		Moxie: +5, Muscle Percent: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Monster Level: -20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-04"
9002	educational boxer's beefcake's codpiece of the brute	0		Muscle: +25, Muscle Percent: 40, Experience: +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-04"
9003	tumbling avaricious wholesome thinker's troutsers of Leguizamo	0		Mysticality: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Monster Level: +20, Meat Drop: +30, Lasts Until Rollover, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 0.5xPotato", Last Available: "2016-04"
9004	dangerous Da Vinci's Newton's bass clarinet of incineration	0		Experience (Mysticality): 8, Weapon Damage: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-04"
9005	tumbling avaricious supercharged curative beefy fish hatchet	0		Muscle: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Meat Drop: +30, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-04"
9006	purple scorching clever Sinatra's tunac of the early riser	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Maximum MP: +20, Hot Damage: +25, Adventures: +7, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-04"
9007	fishin' pole	0		Last Available: "2016-04"
9008	diffused adjusted tumbling wriggling worm	0		Effect: "Fungal Fortification", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2016-04"
9009	mediocre practically non-alcoholic bottle of Fishhead 900-Day IPA	1	decent	Last Available: "2016-04"
9010	electrified alkaline spinning high-test fishing line	0		Effect: "Wings of the Grasshopper", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2016-04"
9011	Herculean fishin' hat	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Last Available: "2016-04"
9012	Trout Fishing in Loathing	0		Skill: "Astute Angler", Last Available: "2016-04"
9013	shaking sonar fishfinder of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2016-04"
9014	mirror luxury fly-tying workbench	0		Fishing Skill: +10, Last Available: "2016-04"
9015	wobbly tacklebox	0		Fishing Skill: +5, Last Available: "2016-04"
9016	disconnected intergnat	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-05"
9017	huge red viral video	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9018	internet point	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9019	gray meme generator	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9020	plus one	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9021	decent huge gallon of milk	10	good	Last Available: "2016-05"
9022	print screen button	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9023	jittery screencapped monster	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9024	daily dungeon malware	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9025	pulsating infinite BACON machine	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9026	lime green First Post shirt package	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9027	inspector's Da Vinci's Herculean First Post shirt - Cir Senam	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Experience (Mysticality): +5, Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2016-05"
9028	high-speed upgrade	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2016-05"
9029	no spoon	0		
9030	moldy star salad	4	crappy	
9031	Thwaitgold moth statuette	0		
9032	special adequate tumbling bowl of Tastee-Wheet&trade;	3	good	Effect: "Leisurely Amblin'", Effect Duration: 10
9033	Source terminal	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-06"
9034	narrow maroon shaking Source essence	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9035	jumbo toothsome mirror browser cookie	5	awesome	Last Available: "2016-06"
9036	hand-crafted hacked gibson	3	super EPIC	Last Available: "2016-06"
9037	Source shades of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Last Available: "2016-06"
9038	lime green mirror software bug	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9039	missing semicolon	0		Familiar Weight: +11
9040	Source terminal PRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9041	Source terminal GRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9042	green Source terminal SPAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9043	gray Source terminal CRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9044	teal blinking jittery Source terminal DRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9045	jittery Source terminal TRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9046	mirror Source terminal INGRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9047	Source terminal DIAGRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9048	Source terminal ASHRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9049	red Source terminal SCRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9050	green pulsating Source terminal TRIGRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9051	Source terminal file: substats.enh	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9052	Source terminal file: damage.enh	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9053	Source terminal file: critical.enh	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9054	red Source terminal file: protect.enq	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9055	blurry Source terminal file: stats.enq	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9056	squat Source terminal file: compress.edu	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9057	teal Source terminal file: duplicate.edu	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9058	spinning Source terminal file: portscan.edu	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9059	Source terminal file: turbo.edu	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9060	Source terminal file: familiar.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9061	Source terminal file: pram.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9062	skewed Source terminal file: gram.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9063	huge Source terminal file: spam.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9064	mirror Source terminal file: cram.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9065	wobbly Source terminal file: dram.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9066	Source terminal file: tram.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9067	pill	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9068	aromatic asbestos-lined baleful savvy plastic detective badge	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Spell Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +5, Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2016-07"
9069	nippy steel-toed slick beefcake's bronze detective badge	0		Muscle: +25, Moxie: +10, Damage Reduction: 9, Cold Damage: +10, Last Available: "2016-07"
9070	lightning-fast stanky chaotic detective badge of bravery	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +5, Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2016-07"
9071	inspector's lard-coated detective badge of Gandalf of Flo-Jo	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: +15, Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2016-07"
9072	cop dollar	0		Last Available: "2016-07"
9073	detective school application	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-07"
9074	hardy quilted detective roscoe of chilblains	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Maximum HP: +50, Cold Damage: +25, Last Available: "2016-07"
9075	extra-polarized galvanized electrified spinning shoe gum	0		Effect: "Beta Carotene Overdose", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2016-07"
9076	narrow asbestos-lined noir fedora of the brazier of bravery	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +5, Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2016-07"
9077	flame-retardant supercool strapping trench coat	0		Muscle: +5, Moxie Percent: +20, Hot Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2016-07"
9078	delicious Falcon&trade; Maltese Liquor	4	awesome	Last Available: "2016-07"
9079	enchanted decent hardboiled egg	3	good	Effect: "Protection from Bad Stuff", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2016-07"
9080	detective tattoo	0		Last Available: "2016-07"
9081	lime green ghostly wobbly DIY protonic accelerator kit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-08"
9082	prompt foul-smelling scorching crafty energetic groovy protonic accelerator pack	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Maximum MP: +10, Hot Damage: +25, Stench Damage: +10, Adventures: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Shoot Ghost", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Trap Ghost", Last Available: "2016-08"
9083	almost-dead walkie-talkie	0		Last Available: "2016-08"
9084	spinning ribald Adventurer bobblehead	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Last Available: "2016-11"
9085	psychokinetic energy blob	0		Last Available: "2016-08"
9086	ghostly twirling prompt auspicious bindle	0		Item Drop: +10, Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2016-08"
9087	fleshy lump of the overflowing toilet of horror	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2016-08"
9088	pulsating flame-wreathed stiffened smoldering bagel punch	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2016-08"
9089	smartaleck's ghostly reins of bravery	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Spooky Resistance: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-08"
9090	personal trainer's derringer	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Last Available: "2016-08"
9091	Sherlock's Mr. Screege's spectacles	0		Item Drop: +25, Single Equip, Drops Meat, Last Available: "2016-08"
9092	skewed tumbling Sherlock's electrified weightlifter's Spookyraven signet	0		Muscle: +15, Item Drop: +25, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-08"
9093	curative tie-dyed fannypack of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-08"
9094	Jim Carey's burnt snowpants of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Monster Level: +25, Familiar Effect: "1.5xPotato, cap 25", Last Available: "2016-08"
9095	tumbling standards and practices guide of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Censorious Lecture", Last Available: "2016-08"
9096	blinking mirror Oprah's razor-sharp beefy Carpathian longsword	0		Muscle: +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2016-08"
9097	healthy rock-hard Socratic Liam's mail	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Damage Reduction: 5, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2016-08"
9098	up-at-dawn flame-retardant supercool Unfortunato's foolscap	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Hot Resistance: +1, Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2016-08"
9099	maroon Thwaitgold cockroach statuette	0		
9100	rad	0		
9101	spinning purification tablet	0		
9102	Van der Graaf Wrist-Boy	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
9103	wobbly Dear Past Self Package	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-09"
9104	ghostly Time-Spinner	0		Last Available: "2016-09"
9105	twirling compounded experience	0		Last Available: "2016-09"
9106	Rad-B-Gone (1 lb.)	0		
9107	irradiated Rad-Pro (1 oz.)	0		Effect: "Bread Burps", Effect Duration: 53
9108	lead umbrella	0		
9109	ionized Shrieking Weasel holo-record	0		Effect: "Smoky Third Eye", Effect Duration: 68
9110	extra-dry colloidal pickled spinning Power-Guy 2000 holo-record	0		Effect: "Make Meat FA$T!", Effect Duration: 34
9111	warmed Lucky Strikes holo-record	0		Effect: "Space Cadet", Effect Duration: 40
9112	pickled EMD holo-record	0		Effect: "Flagrantly Fragrant", Effect Duration: 59
9113	anodized Superdrifter holo-record	0		Effect: "Pill Power", Effect Duration: 46
9114	adjusted anodized olive The Pigs holo-record	0		Effect: "Happy Salamander", Effect Duration: 29
9115	double-dry Drunk Uncles holo-record	0		Effect: "One For Tea", Effect Duration: 38
9116	time residue	0		Last Available: "2016-09"
9117	chilly repaid diaper	0		Cold Damage: +5
9118	pulsating Riker's Search History	0		Last Available: "2016-09"
9119	perfectly mixed fortified Shot of Kardashian Gin	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2016-09"
9120	jittery gray wholesome Unstable Pointy Ears	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-09"
9121	green Memory Disk, Alpha	0		Last Available: "2016-09"
9122	Tea, Earl Grey, Hot	1	decent	Last Available: "2016-09"
9123	mirror pulsating blinking School of Hard Knocks Diploma	0		
9124	jittery baby bark scorpion	0		
9125	shaking droppable microphone	0		
9126	mediocre unidentified drink	3	decent	
9127	sinister KoL Con 13 T-shirt	0		Spell Damage: +10, Item Drop: +5
9128	huge fireproof gravedigger's dog trainer's discarded swimming trunks	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Spooky Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +3
9129	ionized super-pickled fuchsia diluted makeup	0		Effect: "Rainbow Bright", Effect Duration: 52
9130	cold-filtered charisma potion	0		Effect: "Greasy Visage", Effect Duration: 46
9131	extremely confusing manual	0		
9132	vibrating pistol of Gandalf	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +20
9133	mirror KoL Con 13 snowglobe	0		Drops Items, Last Available: "2016-10"
9134	flavorless leftover pasty	3	decent	
9135	hand-crafted practically non-alcoholic mirror very whiskey	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	
9136	li'l orphan tot	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-10"
9137	li'l knight costume	0		All Attributes: +15, Last Available: "2016-10"
9138	twirling li'l unicorn costume	0		Adventures: +5, PvP Fights: +5, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9139	bouncing li'l candy corn costume	0		All Resistance: +5, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9140	twirling li'l ninja costume	0		Item Drop: +150, Lasts Until Rollover, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9141	lime green li'l pirate costume	0		Meat Drop: +300, Lasts Until Rollover, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9142	mirror squat li'l clown costume	0		Experience: +15, Lasts Until Rollover, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9143	cyan squat shaking li'l robot costume	0		Experience: +10, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9144	li'l eyeball costume	0		Combat Rate: -10, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9145	jittery shaking li'l liberty costume	0		Item Drop: +100, Meat Drop: +200, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9146	colloidal ghostly hoarded candy wad	0		Effect: "Dirty Pear", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2016-10"
9147	adjusted oxidized Prunets	0		Effect: "Papowerful", Effect Duration: 16
9148	Twitching Television Tattoo	0		
9149	baby scorpion	0		Familiar Weight: +10
9150	enhanced invisible string	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Effect: "Hustlin'", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2016-10"
9151	magnetized dry invisible seam ripper	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Effect: "Sauce Monocle", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2016-10"
9152	li'l ghost costume	0		Initiative: +100, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9153	small decent raw sweet potato	2	good	Last Available: "2016-11"
9154	delicious raw beans	4	awesome	Last Available: "2016-11"
9155	jumbo stale raw stuffing	5	decent	Last Available: "2016-11"
9156	small decent raw cranberry sauce	2	good	Last Available: "2016-11"
9157	tasty raw turkey	3	awesome	Last Available: "2016-11"
9158	flavorless special miniature raw mincemeat	2	decent	Effect: "Slightly Mutated", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2016-11"
9159	enchanted delicious big teal raw potato	5	awesome	Effect: "Stickler for Promptness", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2016-11"
9160	normal super-sized raw gravy	5	good	Last Available: "2016-11"
9161	rotten raw bread	3	crappy	Last Available: "2016-11"
9162	dangerous mini-marshmallow dispenser of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Weapon Damage: +10, Last Available: "2016-11"
9163	smelly clever smooth glass casserole dish	0		Moxie: +15, Maximum MP: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2016-11"
9164	stuffing fluffer	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9165	crafty can opener of terror	0		Maximum MP: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2016-11"
9166	boiled turkey blaster	1		Last Available: "2016-11"
9167	mirror resourceful stylish glass pie plate	0		Moxie: +25, Maximum MP: +50, Last Available: "2016-11"
9168	mansplainer's studded potato masher	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Monster Level: +15, Last Available: "2016-11"
9169	pulsating gravy boat	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9170	bread mold	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9171	spoiled sweet potatoes	3	crappy	Last Available: "2016-11"
9172	enchanted yummy bean casserole	3	awesome	Effect: "Don't Step to Your Stepmother", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2016-11"
9173	jumbo enchanted spoiled twirling baked stuffing	5	crappy	Effect: "The Spy Who Loved XP", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2016-11"
9174	jumbo stale cranberry cylinder	5	decent	Last Available: "2016-11"
9175	fancy stale thanksgiving turkey	3	decent	Effect: "Sticks and Stones", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2016-11"
9176	moldy jittery mince pie	4	crappy	Last Available: "2016-11"
9177	half-sized flavorless mashed potatoes	2	decent	Last Available: "2016-11"
9178	rotten half-sized shaking bouncing warm gravy	2	crappy	Last Available: "2016-11"
9179	bland bread roll	3	decent	Last Available: "2016-11"
9180	decent miniature blurry blinking leftovers	2	good	Last Available: "2016-11"
9181	delicious super-sized leftovers sandwich	5	awesome	Last Available: "2016-11"
9182	Eldritch Intellect: Journey into a Mind of Horror	0		Skill: "Eldritch Intellect"
9183	cornucopia	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9184	bouncing megacopia	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9185	fuchsia pilgrim hat	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9186	packet of thanksgarden seeds	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9187	cashew	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9188	jittery bomb of unknown origin	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9189	Granny Tood's Thanksgarden Catalog	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-11"
9190	eldritch effluvium	0		
9191	aerosolized bouncing eldritch concentrate	0		Effect: "Powder Power", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2016-11"
9192	enchanted perfectly mixed eldritch extract	3	EPIC	Effect: "Locks Like the Raven", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2016-11"
9193	teal ribald sizzling Official Council Aide Pin	0		Hot Damage: +10, Sleaze Damage: +10, Last Available: "2016-11"
9194	mediocre enchanted eldritch distillate	3	decent	Effect: "Improprie Tea", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2016-11"
9195	altered eldritch essence	1		Last Available: "2016-11"
9196	blue careful Science Notebook	0		Monster Level: -10
9197	dog trainer's hardy eldritch hat of courage	0		Maximum HP: +50, Experience (familiar): +1, Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2016-11"
9198	foul-smelling brainy eldritch pants of Flo-Jo	0		Mysticality: +5, Stench Damage: +10, Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2016-11"
9199	smooth eldritch elixir	3	awesome	Last Available: "2016-11"
9200	forbidden razor-sharp Quartet of Flare Masters Jacket	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2016-11", Rollover Effect Duration: 1
9201	lump of not really wriggling eldritch matter	0		
9202	spinning Adventurer's Kit	0		
9203	twirling Build-a-City Gingerbread kit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-12"
9204	counterfeit city	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9205	spinning sprinkles	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9206	The Gingerbread Vigilante's Handbook	0		Skill: "Licorice Rope", Last Available: "2016-12"
9207	ghostly reassuring ball and chain	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Sprinkle Drop: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9208	teal candy dog collar	0		Sprinkle Drop: +25, Last Available: "2016-12"
9209	shaking gingerbread tophat of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Last Available: "2016-12"
9210	vibrating gingerbread waistcoat	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2016-12"
9211	gingerbread trousers of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Last Available: "2016-12"
9212	flame-wreathed Temple Grandin's candy dress shoes of the early riser	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Adventures: +7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9213	rock-hard wizardly candy necktie of the overflowing toilet	0		Mysticality: +25, Damage Reduction: 5, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9214	teal greasy Samson's chocolate pocketwatch of the bloodbag	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Maximum HP: +100, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9215	narrow broken chocolate pocketwatch	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9216	blurry teal interesting clod of dirt	0		
9217	red gingerbread restraining order	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9218	sprinkle-begging cup	0		Sprinkle Drop: +50, Last Available: "2016-12"
9219	half-sized decent animal part cracker	2	good	Last Available: "2016-12"
9220	drinkable watered-down gingerbread wine	2	good	Last Available: "2016-12"
9221	half-sized bland gingerbread mug	2	decent	Last Available: "2016-12"
9222	crafty gingerbread mask	0		Maximum MP: +10, Last Available: "2016-12"
9223	yellow supercharged arcane researcher's gingerservo of Gandalf	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9224	corrupted green ghostly tainted icing	0		Effect: "The Magic of LOV", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2016-12"
9225	lime green lard-coated gingerbeard	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9226	gingerbread smartphone	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9227	rock-hard cool gingerbread hoodie	0		Moxie: +5, Damage Reduction: 5, Sprinkle Drop: +15, Last Available: "2016-12"
9228	blurry arcane researcher's weightlifter's gingerbread pistol	0		Muscle: +15, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Last Available: "2016-12"
9229	sizzling marzipan briefcase of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Hot Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-12"
9230	coward's creme brulee torch	0		Monster Level: -20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-12"
9231	spinning sinister candy crowbar	0		Spell Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-12"
9232	tumbling reassuring gravedigger's candy screwdriver	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2016-12"
9233	gingerbread dog treat	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9234	squat careful pumpkin spice candle	0		Monster Level: -10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-12"
9235	improved denatured electrified lime green gingerbread spice latte	0		Effect: "Baconstoned", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2016-12"
9236	purple perfumed fortified gingerbread gavel	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2016-12"
9237	gingerbread cigarette	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9238	huge gingerbread moneybag	0		Sprinkle Drop: +25, Last Available: "2016-12"
9239	smooth ginger beer	4	awesome	Last Available: "2016-12"
9240	spare chocolate parts	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9241	vacuum-sealed narrow industrial frosting	0		Effect: "Aloysius' Antiphon of Aptitude", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2016-12"
9242	activated yellow skewed fake cocktail	0		Effect: "Pie in the Sky", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2016-12"
9243	smooth high-end ginger wine	4	awesome	Last Available: "2016-12"
9244	razor-sharp plastic bad vibe	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Last Available: "2016-12"
9245	twirling plastic angry vikings of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2016-12"
9246	plastic Knows About Chakras of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2016-12"
9247	gray narrow rock-hard plastic Your Brain	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Last Available: "2016-12"
9248	plastic Krampus of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2016-12"
9249	tarnished Inner Wisdom	0		Effect: "New and Improved", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2016-12"
9250	quantum pressed Inner Strength	0		Effect: "Marinated", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2016-12"
9251	pressed Inner Truth	0		Effect: "Slimily Speedy", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2016-12"
9252	stale spiritual candy cane	3	decent	Last Available: "2016-12"
9253	tolerable squat spiritual eggnog	4	good	Last Available: "2016-12"
9254	spoiled spiritual fruitcake	3	crappy	Last Available: "2016-12"
9255	stale immense cyan spiritual gingerbread	6	decent	Last Available: "2016-12"
9256	pulsating chocolate puppy	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9257	blinking chocolate leash	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Last Available: "2016-12"
9258	blurry My Life of Crime, a Memoir	0		Skill: "Gingerbread Mob Hit", Last Available: "2016-12"
9259	Pop Art: a Guide	0		Skill: "Fifteen Minutes of Flame", Last Available: "2016-12"
9260	blinking huge No Hats as Art	0		Skill: "Ceci N'Est Pas Un Chapeau", Last Available: "2016-12"
9261	spinning Rethinking Candy	0		Skill: "Sweet Synthesis", Last Available: "2016-12"
9262	fruit-leather negatives	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9263	red gingerbread blackmail photos	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9264	tumbling briefcase full of sprinkles	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9265	teethpick	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9266	alkaline ghostly rock candy	0		Effect: "Izchak's Blessing", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2016-12"
9267	yummy green-iced sweet roll	3	awesome	Last Available: "2016-12"
9268	blurry sugar raygun	0		Sprinkle Drop: +50, Last Available: "2016-12"
9269	skewed chocolate sculpture	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9270	no hat	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-12"
9271	twirling chakra sludge	0		
9272	ghostly upside-down negative lump	0		
9273	huge lightning-fast Third Eye of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2016-12"
9274	squat mansplainer's Krampus Horn of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: 0, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9275	delicious hambrosier	3	awesome	Last Available: "2016-12"
9276	drinkable chakra-mental wine	4	good	Last Available: "2016-12"
9277	irradiated corrupted chakra malt	0		Effect: "OMG WTF", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2016-12"
9278	small adequate Black Angus blackburger	2	good	Last Available: "2016-12"
9279	drinkable irresponsibly strong shaking brandy	9	good	Last Available: "2016-12"
9280	ionized colloidal gray shaking potion of spiritual gunkifying	0		Effect: "Patent Alacrity", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2016-12"
9281	upside-down aromatic Fonzie's bad vibroknife	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2016-12"
9282	blue wool dangerous crystal belt buckle	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2016-12"
9283	rock-hard brainy saffron antaravasaka	0		Mysticality: +5, Damage Reduction: 5, Last Available: "2016-12"
9284	Jeselnik's saffron uttarasanga of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Sleaze Damage: +25, Last Available: "2016-12"
9285	ghostly Lump-Stacking for Beginners	0		Skill: "Stack Lumps", Last Available: "2016-12"
9286	eternal knot tattoo	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9287	skewed pet bad vibe	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9288	gallstone	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2016-12"
9289	gravedigger's mansplainer's hale Uncle Crimbo's hat	0		Maximum HP: +20, Monster Level: +15, Spooky Damage: +10, Last Available: "2016-12", Rollover Effect Duration: 100
9290	spoiled big Eldritch snap	5	crappy	Last Available: "2017-01"
9291	mixed spinning hot jelly	1		Effect: "Deeply Ironic", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2017-01"
9292	altered jelly	1		Effect: "Pumped Stomach", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2017-01"
9293	modified jelly	1		Last Available: "2017-01"
9294	denatured green ghostly sleaze jelly	1		Last Available: "2017-01"
9295	distilled pulsating stench jelly	1		Effect: "Serendipi Tea", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2017-01"
9296	space planula	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-01"
9297	delicious low-calorie toast with hot jelly	1	awesome	Last Available: "2017-01"
9298	bite-sized rotten toast with jelly	1	crappy	Last Available: "2017-01"
9299	gigantic tasty toast with jelly	10	awesome	Last Available: "2017-01"
9300	bland snack-sized mirror cyan twirling toast with sleaze jelly	2	decent	Last Available: "2017-01"
9301	big moldy toast with stench jelly	5	crappy	Last Available: "2017-01"
9302	space jellybicycle	0		Familiar Weight: +5
9303	jittery hopeful candle	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-01"
9304	pewter candlestick	0		Familiar Weight: +10
9305	red avaricious Rosewater's wax hand	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2017-01"
9306	chaotic studded candle	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-01"
9307	small flavorless upside-down wax pancake	2	decent	Last Available: "2017-01"
9308	rosy-cheeked Herculean wax face	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2017-01"
9309	weak drinkable twirling olive wax booze	2	good	Last Available: "2017-01"
9310	teal glob of melted wax	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
9311	modified upside-down sea jelly	1		Last Available: "2017-01"
9312	half-sized adequate sea truffle	2	good	Last Available: "2017-01"
9313	tumbling tarnished luggage key	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
9314	crushed steamer trunk	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
9315	smooth recovered cufflinks	0		Moxie: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-01"
9316	heart-shaped crate	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-02"
9317	nitrogenated mirror LOV Elixir #3	0		Effect: "Super Structure", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2017-02"
9318	quadruple-ionized oxidized ghostly LOV Elixir #6	0		Effect: "Pumped Stomach", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2017-02"
9319	adjusted irradiated LOV Elixir #9	0		Effect: "Kissed By Fire", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2017-02"
9320	Usain Bolt's toasty nippy LOV Eardigan	0		Cold Damage: +10, Hot Damage: +5, Initiative: +80, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-02"
9321	hale occult cool LOV Epaulettes	0		Moxie: +5, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Maximum HP: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-02"
9322	Sherlock's Temple Grandin's Annie Oakley's LOV Earrings	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Familiar Weight: +7, Item Drop: +25, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-02"
9323	LOV Enamorang	0		Last Available: "2017-02"
9324	LOV Emotionizer	0		Last Available: "2017-02"
9325	LOV Extraterrestrial Chocolate	0		Last Available: "2017-02"
9326	diluted squat skewed LOV Echinacea Bouquet	1		Last Available: "2017-02"
9327	Jack Frost's LOV Elephant	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2017-02"
9328	eldritch scanner of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Last Available: "2017-02"
9329	modified liquefied vacuum-sealed eldritch alignment spray	0		Effect: "Dirty Pear", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2017-02"
9330	yellow upside-down LOV Entrance Pass	0		Last Available: "2017-02"
9331	miser's foul-smelling crafty eldritch hammer	0		Maximum MP: +10, Stench Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2017-01"
9332	stale miniature eldritch mushroom	2	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9333	shaking eldritch ichor	0		
9334	moldy super-sized eldritch mushroom pizza	5	crappy	Last Available: "2017-03"
9335	eldritch tincture	0		Skill: "Evoke Eldritch Horror", Last Available: "2017-02"
9336	eldritch tincture (depleted)	0		Skill: "Evoke Eldritch Horror", Last Available: "2017-02"
9337	dry eldritch rub	0		Effect: "Berry Elemental", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2017-02"
9338	bouncing HP-35 Calculator	0		
9339	Silver HP-35 Calculator	0		
9340	Golden HP-35 Calculator	0		
9341	blinking wobbly Platinum HP-35 Calculator	0		
9342	green Diamond HP-35 Calculator	0		
9343	squat bottlecap	0		
9344	blinking upside-down discarded button	0		
9345	Gummi-Memory	0		
9346	purple Thwaitgold amoeba statuette	0		
9347	pickled grasshopper	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9348	bottle of an&iacute;s	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9349	bottle of novelty hot sauce	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9350	ghostly elemental sugarcube	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9351	peppermint sprig	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9352	bottle of clam juice	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9353	cocktail mushroom	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9354	shot of granola liqueur	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9355	can of cherry-flavored sterno	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9356	lump of ichor	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9357	bottle of gregnadigne	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9358	bottle of Cr&egrave;me de Fugu	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9359	spinning baby oil shooter	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9360	fuchsia fish head	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9361	limepatch	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9362	pile of dirt	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9363	slime shooter	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9364	imaginary lemon	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9365	tolerable literal grasshopper	4	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9366	mediocre double entendre	4	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9367	tolerable special Phlegethon	3	good	Effect: "Eldritch Concentration", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2017-03"
9368	bad Siberian sunrise	3	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9369	aged distilled mentholated wine	5	awesome	Last Available: "2017-03"
9370	lousy low tide martini	3	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9371	drinkable triple-distilled shroomtini	7	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9372	acceptable jittery morning dew	4	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9373	acceptable whiskey squeeze	3	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9374	artisanal great fashioned	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9375	aged fortified Gnomish sagngria	5	awesome	Last Available: "2017-03"
9376	distilled artisanal shaking vodka stinger	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9377	lousy extremely slippery nipple	4	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9378	special hand-crafted piscatini	4	EPIC	Effect: "Thought", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2017-03"
9379	mediocre Churchill	3	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9380	smooth spirit-forward soilzerac	5	awesome	Last Available: "2017-03"
9381	artisanal London frog	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9382	smooth triple-distilled nothingtini	10	awesome	Last Available: "2017-03"
9383	bad eighth plague	3	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9384	tolerable weak single entendre	2	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9385	bad reverse Tantalus	4	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9386	acceptable elemental caipiroska	4	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9387	bad spinning Feliz Navidad	4	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9388	perfectly mixed fancy Bloody Nora	4	EPIC	Effect: "Punch Another Day", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2017-03"
9389	spirit-forward mediocre moreltini	5	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9390	acceptable enchanted mirror hell in a bucket	3	good	Effect: "Feroci Tea", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2017-03"
9391	smooth weak Newark	2	awesome	Last Available: "2017-03"
9392	strong tolerable shaking R'lyeh	5	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9393	hand-crafted extra-dry gray Gnollish sangria	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9394	drinkable vodka barracuda	3	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9395	bad maroon Mysterious Island iced tea	4	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9396	mediocre ghostly drive-by shooting	3	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9397	mediocre watered-down gunner's daughter	2	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9398	delicious wobbly dirt julep	4	awesome	Last Available: "2017-03"
9399	watered-down delicious Simepore slime	2	awesome	Last Available: "2017-03"
9400	bad Phil Collins	3	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9401	unpowered Robortender	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-03"
9402	toggle switch (Bartend)	0		Familiar Weight: +5
9403	toggle switch (Bounce)	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Equips On: "Robortender"
9404	Spacegate access badge	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-04"
9405	filter helmet	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9406	exo-servo leg braces	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9407	rad cloak	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9408	shaking mirror gate transceiver	0		Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9409	high-friction boots	0		Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9410	blue Spacegate Research	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9411	alien rock sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9412	alien gemstone	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9413	geological sample kit	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9414	botanical sample kit	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9415	spoiled snack-sized enchanted edible alien plant bit	2	crappy	Effect: "Sauce Monocle", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2017-04"
9416	blinking alien plant fibers	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9417	alien plant sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9418	complex alien plant sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9419	mirror fascinating alien plant sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9420	dehydrated shaking skewed alien plant goo	1		Effect: "Disdain of the War Snapper", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2017-04"
9421	alien plant pod	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9422	zoological sample kit	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9423	rotten enchanted alien meat	4	crappy	Effect: "Nightstalkin'", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2017-04"
9424	wobbly alien toenails	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9425	yellow alien zoological sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9426	shaking ghostly complex alien zoological sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9427	fascinating alien zoological sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9428	distilled spinning alien animal goo	1		Last Available: "2017-04"
9429	shaking alien animal milk	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9430	spant egg casing	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9431	murderbot data core	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9432	adjusted vacuum-sealed spinning alien medicine	0		Effect: "Sweet and Green", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2017-04"
9433	spoiled maroon alien salad	4	crappy	Last Available: "2017-04"
9434	tolerable weak alien booze	2	good	Last Available: "2017-04"
9435	narrow zippy strapping alien mask of the detective	0		Muscle: +5, Item Drop: +20, Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2017-04"
9436	teal shaking asbestos-lined grievous razor-sharp alien spear	0		Weapon Damage Percent: 75, Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2017-04"
9437	mirror smelly Tesla curative alien blowgun	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2017-04"
9438	yellow experienced supercool stylish alien loincloth	0		Moxie: +25, Moxie Percent: +20, Experience: +2, Last Available: "2017-04"
9439	avaricious friendly alien totem of the overflowing toilet	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2017-04"
9440	narrow nippy therapeutic Samson's alien necklace	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Cold Damage: +10, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2017-04"
9441	mirror spant chitin	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9442	huge spant tendon	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9443	shellacked spants of the early riser	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2017-04"
9444	gray smooth spant shield of dire peril	0		Moxie: +15, Weapon Damage: +20, Last Available: "2017-04"
9445	hardy extremely unsafe spant shoulderpads	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Maximum HP: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-04"
9446	blinking ribald foul-smelling spant backplate	0		Stench Damage: +10, Sleaze Damage: +10, Last Available: "2017-04"
9447	Rosewater's weightlifter's spant spear	0		Muscle: +15, Mysticality Percent: +30, Last Available: "2017-04"
9448	murderbot power cell	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9449	murderbot component casing	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9450	jittery murderbot monofilament	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9451	irradiated murderbot shield unit	0		Effect: "Pecan Pied Piper", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2017-04"
9452	murderbot live wire	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9453	scandalous flame-wreathed murderbot mask of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Damage: +5, Avatar: "Murderbot", Last Available: "2017-04"
9454	tarnished narrow mirror murderbot spring injector	0		Effect: "Ironclad", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2017-04"
9455	cyan blinking aromatic mansplainer's murderbot whip	0		Monster Level: +15, Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2017-04"
9456	executive quilted murderbot plasma rifle	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Meat Drop: +40, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "EXTERMINATE SPANT", Last Available: "2017-04"
9457	murderbot memory chip	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9458	wobbly space pirate treasure map	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9459	Space Pirate Astrogation Handbook	0		Skill: "Quantum Movement", Last Available: "2017-04"
9460	Non-Euclidean Finance	0		Skill: "5-D Earning Potential", Last Available: "2017-04"
9461	upside-down Peek-a-Boo!	0		Skill: "Object Quasi-Permanence", Last Available: "2017-04"
9462	Procrastinator locker key	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9463	twirling cyan Space Baby children's book	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9464	blinking Space Baby bawbaw	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9465	Spacegate	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9466	bland skewed spinning Aldebaran sardines	3	decent	Last Available: "2017-04"
9467	watered-down lousy squat Centauri fish wine	2	decent	Last Available: "2017-04"
9468	dehydrated olive tumbling oxygen	1		Last Available: "2017-04"
9469	veiny arcane researcher's Spacegate scientist's insignia	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Maximum HP: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-04", Rollover Effect Duration: 30
9470	Jeselnik's veiny Spacegate military insignia	0		Maximum HP: +10, Sleaze Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-04", Rollover Effect Duration: 30
9471	Sherlock's razor-sharp experienced Spacegate diplomat's insignia	0		Experience: +2, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Item Drop: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-04"
9472	Spacegate emergency disintegrator	0		Skill: "Disintegrate", Last Available: "2017-04"
9473	twirling Spacegate Initiative tattoo unit	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9474	yummy alien sandwich	3	awesome	Last Available: "2017-04"
9475	glitched malware	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
9476	dry aerosolized unsweetened Spant eggs	0		Effect: "Bats in the Belfry", Effect Duration: 42
9477	blinking Spacegate (open)	0		Lasts Until Rollover
9478	fuchsia New-You Club Membership Form	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-05"
9479	non-ionized pulsating Daily Affirmation: Always be Collecting	0		Effect: "Chalked Weapon", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2017-05"
9480	frozen energized frozen tumbling Daily Affirmation: Think Win-Lose	0		Effect: "Rave Nirvana", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2017-05"
9481	nitrogenated chilled Daily Affirmation: Be Superficially interested	0		Effect: "Disdain of She-Who-Was", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2017-05"
9482	dry spinning Daily Affirmation: Adapt to Change Eventually	0		Effect: "Mucilaginous Muscle", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2017-05"
9483	polymerized super-vacuum-sealed mirror Daily Affirmation: Be a Mind Master	0		Effect: "Sugar Smacks", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2017-05"
9484	chilled chilled lime green mirror Daily Affirmation: Work For Hours a Week	0		Effect: "Macho, Macho Dog", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2017-05"
9485	extra-vacuum-sealed Daily Affirmation: Keep Free Hate in your Heart	0		Effect: "Human-Beast Hybrid", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2017-05"
9486	big fancy moldy Affirmation Cookie	5	crappy	Effect: "Become Superficially interested", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2017-05"
9487	License To Kill	0		
9488	Thwaitgold bug statuette	0		
9489	Victor's Spoils	0		
9490	oxidized narrow Threatening Missive	0		Effect: "Neutered Nostrils", Effect Duration: 45
9491	Targeted Plague Vector	0		
9492	fuchsia mirror suspicious package	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-06"
9493	banded savvy Kremlin's Greatest Briefcase of temperance	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Damage Absorption: +100, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "KGB tranquilizer dart", Last Available: "2017-06"
9494	irresponsibly strong hand-crafted mirror basic martini	6	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-06"
9495	perfectly mixed improved martini	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-06"
9496	smooth high-proof splendid martini	7	awesome	Last Available: "2017-06"
9497	exploding cigar	0		Last Available: "2017-06"
9498	can of Minions-Be-Gone	0		Last Available: "2017-06"
9499	tattoo gun	0		Last Available: "2017-06"
9500	gun	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-06"
9501	gum	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-06"
9502	asbestos-lined steel-toed Da Vinci's plastic gundam	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Damage Reduction: 9, Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2017-06"
9503	pulsating License to Chill	0		Last Available: "2017-07"
9504	Celsius 233	0		Skill: "Eternal Flame", Last Available: "2017-06"
9505	Celsius 233 (singed)	0		Skill: "Eternal Flame", Last Available: "2017-06"
9506	Lazenby's Life Lesson	0		Free Pull
9507	squat LI-11 Motor Pool voucher	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-07"
9508	Asdon Martin keyfob (on ring)	0		Last Available: "2017-07"
9509	L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate	0		
9510	Dust bunny	0		
9511	wobbly Pocket Meteor Guide	0		Last Available: "2017-08"
9512	Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed)	0		Last Available: "2017-08"
9513	mirror mirror Meteorite-Ade	0		Last Available: "2017-08"
9514	rotten miniature wobbly meteoreo	2	crappy	Last Available: "2017-08"
9515	bad twirling meadeorite	3	decent	Last Available: "2017-08"
9516	meteoroid	0		Last Available: "2017-08"
9517	olive manspreader's rock-hard grievous meteortarboard	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Damage Reduction: 5, Monster Level: +10, Last Available: "2017-08"
9518	lard-coated foul-smelling Rosewater's meteorite guard	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Stench Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2017-08"
9519	mirror meteorb of incineration of bravery	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Resistance: +5, Lantern: 1, Lantern Element: "Hot", Last Available: "2017-08"
9520	smooth asteroid belt of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Moxie: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-08"
9521	gray prompt hardy experienced meteorthopedic shoes	0		Experience: +2, Maximum HP: +50, Adventures: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-08"
9522	wobbly clever wicked thinker's shooting morning star	0		Mysticality: +10, Spell Damage: +5, Maximum MP: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-08"
9523	meteoroid	0		Last Available: "2017-08"
9524	meteor shower cap	0		Familiar Weight: +5
9525	Thwaitgold time fly statuette	0		
9526	perfectly fair coin	0		Last Available: "2017-11"
9527	Horsery contract	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-08"
9528	corked genie bottle	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-09"
9529	genie bottle	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9530	lard-coated slick blessed rustproof +2 gray dragon scale mail of extreme caution	0		Moxie: +10, Monster Level: -25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2023-09"
9531	pony: Dusk Shiny	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9532	mirror pony: Shutterfly	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9533	mirror pony: Pearjack	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9534	mirror cyan pony: Uniquity	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9535	pony: Rosey Cake	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9536	tumbling pony: Spectrum Dash	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9537	pocket wish	0		Last Available: "2023-09"
9538	dropped scrap of paper	0		
9539	hunk of granite	0		
9540	shovelful of dirt	0		
9541	xo-skeleton-in-a-box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-10"
9542	exo-xo-skeleton-skeleton	0		Familiar Weight: +5
9543	X	0		Last Available: "2017-10"
9544	twirling O	0		Last Available: "2017-10"
9545	weak smooth DUFRESNE Suds	2	awesome	Last Available: "2017-09"
9546	blurry lard-coated mafia pinky ring of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
9547	weak bad flask of port	2	decent	
9548	greedy beefcake's contract enforcement stick	0		Muscle: +25, Meat Drop: +20
9549	jumbo spoiled Hide-rox&trade; cookie	5	crappy	Last Available: "2017-10"
9550	weak mediocre jug of booze	2	decent	Last Available: "2017-10"
9551	liquefied modified pair of candy glasses	0		Effect: "Experimental Effect G-9", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2017-10"
9552	electrified huge temporary X tattoos	0		Effect: "Empathy", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2017-10"
9553	pickled wobbly glyph of athleticism	1		Last Available: "2017-10"
9554	pair of scissors	0		Last Available: "2017-10"
9555	aerosolized new habit	0		Effect: "Patched In", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2017-10"
9556	bridge truss	0		Last Available: "2017-10"
9557	miser's Jim Carey's pearl necklace of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Monster Level: +25, Meat Drop: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-10"
9558	amorphous blob	0		Last Available: "2017-11"
9559	X	0		Last Available: "2017-11"
9560	O	0		Last Available: "2017-11"
9561	huge wobbly amorphous blob	0		Last Available: "2017-11"
9562	stiffened savvy brainy protection stick of courage	0		Mysticality: +5, Mysticality Percent: +20, Damage Reduction: 1, Spooky Resistance: +3
9563	anodized tarnished pressed roll of meat	0		Effect: "Magically Delicious", Effect Duration: 45
9564	Rosewater's mafia thumb ring of the sweet-tooth	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Candy Drop: +100, Single Equip
9565	extra-anodized cocoa chondrule	0		Effect: "Icy Demeanor", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2020-09"
9566	double-paned mafia middle finger ring of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Cold Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Show them your ring"
9567	gray scorching coward's hale steel drivin' hammer of the storm	0		Maximum HP: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Monster Level: -20, Hot Damage: +25
9568	piece of steel	0		
9569	hale mafia pointer finger ring of the overflowing toilet	0		Maximum HP: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Drops Meat
9570	ruddy worksite credentials	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Single Equip
9571	lard-coated experienced thinker's negotiatin' hammer of courage	0		Mysticality: +10, Experience: +2, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +3
9572	shaking pantogram	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-11"
9573	squat pantogram	0		Last Available: "2017-11"
9574	pantogram pants	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-11"
9575	gray inspector's sharpshooter's mafia wedding ring	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Item Drop: +15, Single Equip
9576	bouncing mafia organizer badge of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
9577	mafia filofax	0		
9578	jittery transparent nog	1	good	Last Available: "2017-12"
9579	normal jittery unfinished fruitcake	4	good	Last Available: "2017-12"
9580	cold-filtered energized flattened and cracker	0		Effect: "Earthen Fist", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2017-12"
9581	spirit-forward hand-crafted squat cyan neg grog	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-12"
9582	tiny normal half double fruitcake	1	good	Last Available: "2017-12"
9583	flavorless low-calorie skewed hushed puppy	1	decent	Last Available: "2017-12"
9584	bland diet blinking muffled muffuletta	1	decent	Last Available: "2017-12"
9585	stale shushed potatoes	4	decent	Last Available: "2017-12"
9586	toasty plastic mime functionary	0		Hot Damage: +5, Last Available: "2017-12"
9587	plastic mime scientist of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2017-12"
9588	ghostly extremely unsafe plastic mime soldier	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2017-12"
9589	blurry personal trainer's plastic mime executive	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Last Available: "2017-12"
9590	squat ghostly plastic The Silent Nightmare of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Last Available: "2017-12"
9591	locked mumming trunk	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-12"
9592	mumming trunk	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9593	green temperance whiskey	1	good	Last Available: "2017-11"
9594	extra-magnetized frozen red wishbone	0		Effect: "Rootin' Around", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2017-11"
9595	practically non-alcoholic lousy squat Racisto Ruidoso	1	decent	Last Available: "2017-11"
9596	narrow earthenware muffin tin	0		
9597	jumbo spoiled enchanted bran muffin	5	crappy	Effect: "Oh Snap", Effect Duration: 15
9598	adequate blueberry muffin	3	good	
9599	silent A	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9600	blue silent B	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9601	silent C	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9602	silent D	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9603	silent E	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9604	upside-down squat silent F	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9605	bouncing silent G	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9606	huge fuchsia silent H	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9607	upside-down upside-down silent I	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9608	silent J	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9609	silent K	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9610	silent L	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9611	silent M	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9612	silent N	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9613	silent O	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9614	silent P	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9615	twirling silent Q	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9616	silent R	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9617	blue skewed squat silent S	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9618	lime green twirling silent T	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9619	teal silent U	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9620	silent V	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9621	silent W	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9622	fuchsia silent X	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9623	silent Y	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9624	cyan silent Z	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9625	crystalline cheer	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9626	yellow anti-earplugs	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9627	upside-down warehouse key	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9628	jittery wobbly mime pocket probe	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9629	lousy stale cheer wine	3	decent	Last Available: "2017-12"
9630	adequate stale Cheer-E-Os	3	good	Last Available: "2017-12"
9631	squat cheer-o-gram	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9632	manspreader's cheerful antler hat of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Monster Level: +10, Last Available: "2017-12"
9633	squat up-at-dawn Van der Graaf cheerful Crimbo sweater	0		Adventures: +5, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2017-12"
9634	blinking foul-smelling supercharged cheerful pajama pants	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Stench Damage: +10, Last Available: "2017-12"
9635	tumbling The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1	0		Skill: "Silent Hunter", Last Available: "2017-12"
9636	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used)	0		Skill: "Silent Hunter", Last Available: "2017-12"
9637	blinking The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2	0		Skill: "Quiet Determination", Last Available: "2017-12"
9638	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used)	0		Skill: "Quiet Determination", Last Available: "2017-12"
9639	red The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3	0		Skill: "Quiet Judgement", Last Available: "2017-12"
9640	mirror The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used)	0		Skill: "Quiet Judgement", Last Available: "2017-12"
9641	green The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4	0		Skill: "Silent Treatment", Last Available: "2017-12"
9642	skewed The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used)	0		Skill: "Silent Treatment", Last Available: "2017-12"
9643	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5	0		Skill: "Silent Knife", Last Available: "2017-12"
9644	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used)	0		Skill: "Silent Knife", Last Available: "2017-12"
9645	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6	0		Skill: "Quiet Desperation", Last Available: "2017-12"
9646	blinking The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used)	0		Skill: "Quiet Desperation", Last Available: "2017-12"
9647	mime eraser	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9648	bad executive mime flask	3	decent	Last Available: "2017-12"
9649	half-sized bland nega-mushroom	2	decent	Last Available: "2017-12"
9650	irresponsibly strong lousy nega-mushroom wine	7	decent	Last Available: "2017-12"
9651	denatured spinning Cheer-Up soda	0		Effect: "Mint-Condition Breath", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2017-12"
9652	low-calorie decent mime army rations	1	good	Last Available: "2017-12"
9653	high-proof mediocre green mime army wine	10	decent	Last Available: "2017-12"
9654	dehydrated squat mime army superserum	1		Effect: "Memories of Puppy Love", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2017-12"
9655	nitrogenated upside-down mime army camouflage kit	0		Effect: "Got Your Boots On", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2017-12"
9656	wicked miming beret of terror	0		Spell Damage: +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2017-12"
9657	mirror greedy Da Vinci's miming shirt	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2017-12"
9658	personal trainer's miming corduroys of incineration	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2017-12"
9659	yellow lion tamer's miming boots of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Experience (familiar): +2, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9660	teal dog trainer's miming gloves of the cheetah	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Initiative: +60, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9661	God Lobster Egg	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-05"
9662	upside-down ghostly donated booze	0		
9663	donated food	0		
9664	donated candy	0		
9665	cold-filtered ionized blinking gray digital honeypot	0		Effect: "Aided and Abetted", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2025-12"
9666	mime-proof sunglasses	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9667	twirling mime army insignia (infantry) of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12", Stat Tuning: "Muscle (all)"
9668	mime army insignia (intelligence) of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12", Stat Tuning: "Mysticality (all)"
9669	blurry mime army insignia (espionage) of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12", Stat Tuning: "Moxie (all)"
9670	mime army insignia (pyrotechnics)	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9671	mime army insignia (cryonics)	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9672	red mime army insignia (psychological warfare)	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9673	spinning mime army insignia (sanitation)	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9674	mime army insignia (morale)	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9675	gray wholesome brawny mime army infiltration glove	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9676	pulsating upside-down mime army shotglass	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9677	mime army challenge coin	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9678	cheer extractor	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9679	kerosene-soaked skip	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-12"
9680	fireproof skip lid	0		Familiar Weight: +5
9681	adequate extra-toasted half sandwich	3	good	Last Available: "2018-12"
9682	artisanal enchanted practically non-alcoholic mulled hobo wine	1	EPIC	Effect: "Wise Spirit", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2018-12"
9683	twirling burning newspaper	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
9684	wobbly careful vibrating dance instructor's burning paper hat	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Monster Level: -10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-12"
9685	Newton's Rosewater's burning cape of the pedagogue	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Experience: +3, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-12"
9686	knitted Fonzie's burning paper slippers of the cheetah	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Cold Resistance: +3, Initiative: +60, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-12"
9687	teal upside-down smooth burning paper jorts of Tarzan of the scaredy-cat	0		Moxie: +15, Experience (Muscle): +3, Monster Level: -15, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-12"
9688	avaricious experienced boxer's burning paper crane	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Experience: +2, Meat Drop: +30, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-12"
9689	January's Garbage Tote (unopened)	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-01"
9690	narrow January's Garbage Tote	0		Last Available: "2018-01"
9691	deceased crimbo tree	0		Breakable, Last Available: "2018-01", Lasts Until Rollover
9692	family-friendly beefcake's broken champagne bottle	0		Muscle: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Breakable, Last Available: "2018-01", Lasts Until Rollover
9693	Jeselnik's ruddy tinsel tights	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Sleaze Damage: +25, Last Available: "2018-01", Lasts Until Rollover
9694	Lo Pan's energetic strapping wad of used tape	0		Muscle: +5, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Last Available: "2018-01", Lasts Until Rollover
9695	stanky smelly deadly silent nightlight of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Weapon Damage: +5, Stench Spell Damage: 35, Rollover Effect Duration: 50
9696	quadruple-electrified sweetened reindeer fat	0		Effect: "Petit Forbearance", Effect Duration: 27
9697	unsweetened liquefied Good 'n' Quiet	0		Effect: "Slimed Stomach", Effect Duration: 40
9698	wet hot button candy	0		Effect: "Faboooo", Effect Duration: 42
9699	Tesla sinister makeshift garbage shirt of Flo-Jo	0		Spell Damage: +10, Initiative: +100, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Breakable, Last Available: "2018-01", Lasts Until Rollover
9700	mirror weightlifter's novelty monorail ticket of the boozehound	0		Muscle: +15, Booze Drop: +100, Rollover Effect Duration: 100
9701	mixed blinking pills	1		
9702	distilled pulsating furry pill	1		
9703	pickled pulsating twirling beefy pill	1		
9704	denatured excitement pill	1		
9705	diluted spinning vitamin G pill	1		
9706	modified gray lucky-ish pill	1		
9707	dried blue dieting pill	1		
9712	Clan Carnival Game	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-02"
9713	How To Get Bigger Without Really Trying	0		Skill: "Get Big", Last Available: "2018-02"
9714	tumbling Illustrated Mating Rituals of the Gallapagos	0		Skill: "Gallapagosian Mating Call", Last Available: "2018-02"
9715	Convincing People You Can See The Future	0		Skill: "Inscrutable Gaze", Last Available: "2018-02"
9716	Love Potions and the Wizards who Mix Them	0		Skill: "Love Mixology", Last Available: "2018-02"
9717	They'll Love You In Rhinestones	0		Skill: "Acquire Rhinestones", Last Available: "2018-02"
9718	Silly Little Love Song	0		Skill: "Paul's Passionate Pop Song", Last Available: "2018-02"
9719	Jack Frost's dance instructor's genie's turbane	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2018-02"
9720	wobbly studded genie's scimitar of extreme caution	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Monster Level: -25, Last Available: "2018-02"
9721	fuchsia twirling shellacked genie's pants of the sweet-tooth	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2018-02"
9722	careful Fonzie's genie's bracers	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Monster Level: -10, Last Available: "2018-02"
9723	olive auspicious grievous psychic's circlet	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2018-02"
9724	stanky slick psychic's crystal ball	0		Moxie: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2018-02"
9725	squat clever strapping psychic's pslacks	0		Muscle: +5, Maximum MP: +20, Last Available: "2018-02"
9726	prompt auspicious psychic's amulet	0		Item Drop: +10, Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2018-02"
9727	rotten upside-down heart-shaped candy whetstone	4	crappy	Last Available: "2018-02"
9728	tiny normal Swedish massage fish	1	good	Last Available: "2018-02"
9729	practically non-alcoholic lousy upside-down teal Third Base	1	decent	Last Available: "2018-02"
9730	mediocre watered-down Bustle Hustler	2	decent	Last Available: "2018-02"
9731	galvanized enhanced pulsating Fabiotion	0		Effect: "Covetous Robbery", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2018-02"
9732	polymerized tumbling Bettie page	0		Effect: "Litterboxing", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2018-02"
9733	diffused skewed bouncing tonic o' Banderas	0		Effect: "Orchid Blood", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2018-02"
9734	chilled yellow heather graham cracker	0		Effect: "No Worries", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2018-02"
9735	twirling Lolsipop	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9736	teal heart cozy	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9737	eaves droppers	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9738	personal graffiti kit	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9739	jittery Mysterious Red Box	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9740	Mysterious Green Box	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9741	yellow squat Mysterious Blue Box	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9742	Mysterious Black Box	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9743	cold-filtered ionized blinking rainbow jellybean	0		Effect: "Whole Latte Love", Effect Duration: 58
9744	tarnished quantum mirror mystery lollipop	0		Effect: "Extra Backbone", Effect Duration: 14
9745	Love Potion #0	0		Effect: "Tainted Love Potion", Effect Duration: 20
9746	nitrogenated warmed pulsating huge rhinestone	0		Effect: "Using Protection", Effect Duration: 69
9747	olive 1,960 pok&eacute;dollar bill	0		
9748	metandienone	0		
9749	riboflavin	0		
9750	bronze	0		
9751	piracetam	0		
9752	yellow ultracalcium	0		
9753	ginseng	0		
9754	shaking Temple Grandin's Team Avarice cap	0		Familiar Weight: +7
9755	tumbling fuchsia healthy Team Sloth cap	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20
9756	olive avaricious Team Wrath cap	0		Meat Drop: +30
9757	occult Mu cap	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25
9758	bouncing Thwaitgold metabug statuette	0		
9759	Pok&eacute;fam Guide to Capturing All of Them	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-03"
9760	packet of tall grass seeds	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9761	Pok&eacute;-Gro fertilizer	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9762	twirling wobbly Globmule	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9763	yellow Bluzzard	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9764	Faux	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9765	wobbly Sledgehamster	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9766	Pimpsqueak	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9767	maroon Pillowbug	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9768	Dressage	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9769	Sequestrian	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9770	skewed Carpricorn	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9771	Turpin	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9772	Morphan	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9773	red Cycloney	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9774	Peaclock	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9775	red Turtive	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9776	Lepardner	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9777	Aiolion	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9778	pulsating Waifuton	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9779	Gorillape	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9780	Wendtigo	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9781	twirling cyan Snoutlet	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9782	bouncing Ruffalo	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9783	maroon Vaporpoise	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9784	squat Ghosprey	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9785	wobbly Straypler	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9786	Flan	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9787	Mustardigrade	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9788	red Ched	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9789	Gazelleton	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9790	Mechamelion	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9791	Bicycle	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9792	Vamprey	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9793	twirling blinking Wullabye	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9794	red Nursine	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9795	Cantelope	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9796	Ungulant	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9797	huge Caramel	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9798	huge Oppossum	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9799	Amanitee	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9800	shaking Smashmoth	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9801	shaking Vulgure	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9802	Squib	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9803	jittery Trafikoan	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9804	spinning Slotter	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9805	jittery Shudder	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9806	Glamare	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9807	pulsating Unspeakachu	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9808	bouncing Stooper	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9809	wobbly Disgeist	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9810	Bowlet	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9811	Cornbeefadon	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9812	Mu	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9813	Glum berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9814	ghostly Egnaro berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9815	Sitrep berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9816	Nadsat berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9817	Jamocha berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9818	Tapioc berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9819	jittery Snarf berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9820	Keese berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9821	luck incense	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Item Drop: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-03"
9822	jittery shell bell	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-03"
9823	squat muscle band	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-03"
9824	tumbling amulet coin	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Meat Drop: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-03"
9825	razor fang	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-03"
9826	smoke ball	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-03"
9827	rocket	0		
9828	mixed magnificent oyster egg	1		
9829	distilled shaking brilliant oyster egg	1		Effect: "Pisces in the Skyces", Effect Duration: 20
9830	mixed glistening oyster egg	1		Effect: "Mad at Science", Effect Duration: 5
9831	pickled blue scintillating oyster egg	1		Effect: "Ancient Protected", Effect Duration: 30
9832	boiled maroon shaking pearlescent oyster egg	1		
9833	modified blinking green blinking lustrous oyster egg	1		
9834	dried wobbly gleaming oyster egg	1		Effect: "Berry Berry Cold", Effect Duration: 25
9835	FantasyRealm membership packet	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-04"
9836	FantasyRealm guest pass	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9837	FantasyRealm G. E. M. of the wise owl of the overflowing toilet of the early riser	0		Mysticality: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Adventures: +7, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9838	fuchsia Rubee&trade;	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9839	FantasyRealm Warrior's Helm of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Last Available: "2018-04"
9840	twirling padded FantasyRealm Mage's Hat	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Last Available: "2018-04"
9841	jittery bouncing wobbly aromatic FantasyRealm Rogue's Mask	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2018-04"
9842	lump of bauxite	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
9843	censurious electrified &quot;Remember the Trees&quot; Shirt of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Resistance: +3, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
9844	skewed FantasyRealm key	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9845	plump mushroom	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9846	blurry tainted marshmallow	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9847	Chewsick Copperbottom's notes	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9848	LyleCo premium pickaxe	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9849	jittery LyleCo premium rope	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9850	skewed My First Art of War	0		Skill: "Army of Toddlers", Last Available: "2018-12"
9851	dragon aluminum ore	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9852	faerie dust	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9853	gray narrow poisoned druidic s'more	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9854	druidic orb	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9855	ghostly spinning to-go brew	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9856	skewed cyan flask of holy water	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9857	deionized tarnished universal antivenin	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Effect: "Updated", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2018-04"
9858	LyleCo premium monocle	0		Rubee Drop: 1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9859	LyleCo premium magnifying glass	0		Rubee Drop: 1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9860	jittery FantasyRealm tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9861	LyleCo Contractor's Manual	0		Skill: "Expert Corner-Cutter", Last Available: "2018-04"
9862	tiny adequate FantasyRealm turkey leg	1	good	Last Available: "2018-04"
9863	bad gray FantasyRealm mead	4	decent	Last Available: "2018-04"
9864	bouncing nasty haunch	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9865	Cheswick Copperbottom's compass	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9866	green arrest warrant	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9867	hero's skull	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9868	blurry grolblin rum	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9869	moldy druidic s'more	3	crappy	Last Available: "2018-04"
9870	powdered spinning narrow sachet of powder	1		Effect: "Mushroom Magicalness", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2018-04"
9871	perfectly mixed mourning wine	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2018-04"
9872	sanctified cola	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9873	map to the Towering Mountains	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9874	map to the Mystic Wood	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9875	map to the Putrid Swamp	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9876	map to the Cursed Village	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9877	blurry map to the Sprawling Cemetery	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9878	big bland denastified haunch	5	decent	Last Available: "2018-04"
9879	hand-crafted bad rum and good cola	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2018-04"
9880	electrified tumbling blinking Potion of Heroism	0		Effect: "Flamibili Tea", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2018-04"
9881	studded padded dangerous leggings of the Spider Queen	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Damage Absorption: 100, Last Available: "2018-04"
9882	mirror lightning-fast inspector's stiffened Master Thief's utility belt	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Item Drop: +15, Initiative: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9883	blurry frosty Annie Oakley's steel-toed Duke Vampire's regal cloak	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2018-04"
9884	frosty shellacked brawny Dragonscale breastplate	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Damage Reduction: 7, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2018-04"
9885	stanky toasty deadly belt of Ogrekind	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Hot Damage: +5, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9886	spinning curative baleful The Ghoul King's ghoulottes of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage: +25, Spell Damage Percent: +100, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2018-04"
9887	skewed reassuring nasty cool nozzle of the Phoenix	0		Moxie: +5, Stench Damage: +5, Spooky Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2018-04"
9888	avaricious hardened sage the Archwizard's briefs	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Damage Reduction: 3, Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2018-04"
9889	scorching Sinatra's wizardly the Ley Incursion's waist	0		Mysticality: +25, Experience (Moxie): +5, Hot Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9890	MacGyver's steel-toed shield of the Skeleton Lord of doom	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Maximum MP: +100, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2018-04"
9891	dangerous sage ring of the Skeleton Lord of Leguizamo	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Weapon Damage: +10, Monster Level: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9892	Temple Grandin's manspreader's smooth scepter of the Skeleton Lord	0		Moxie: +15, Monster Level: +10, Familiar Weight: +7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9893	prompt asbestos-lined sharpshooter's forbidden deadfall branch	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Hot Resistance: +5, Adventures: +3
9894	flame-wreathed dog trainer's dangerous thinker's Staff of Kitchen Royalty of bravery	0		Mysticality: +10, Weapon Damage: +10, Experience (familiar): +1, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2018-04"
9895	charged druidic orb	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9896	dragon slaying sword	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9897	squat notarized arrest warrant	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9898	perfectly mixed two meat muck	4	EPIC	
9899	gigantic adequate chocolate Ogre Chieftain	9	good	
9900	adequate bite-sized chocolate &quot;Phoenix&quot;	1	good	
9901	tasty chocolate Spider Queen	3	awesome	
9902	watered-down tolerable hipster cocktail	2	good	
9903	shaking God Lobster's Scepter	0		Equips On: "God Lobster", Familiar Effect: "small fairy/lep", Last Available: "2018-05"
9904	God Lobster's Ring	0		Equips On: "God Lobster", Familiar Effect: "sombrero", Last Available: "2018-05"
9905	God Lobster's Rod	0		Equips On: "God Lobster", Familiar Effect: "whelp", Last Available: "2018-05"
9906	God Lobster's Robe	0		Equips On: "God Lobster", Familiar Effect: "block", Last Available: "2018-05"
9907	God Lobster's Crown	0		Equips On: "God Lobster", Familiar Effect: "fairy", Last Available: "2018-05"
9908	shaking Dish of Clarified Butter	0		Last Available: "2018-05"
9909	upside-down G	0		
9910	Garland of Greatness	0		
9911	tumbling gattoo	0		
9912	mirror A-Boo glue	0		
9913	glued A-Boo clue	0		
9914	crude oil congealer	0		
9915	stale pulsating good guava	3	decent	
9916	tolerable gin and ginger	3	good	
9917	jittery Thwaitgold chigger statuette	0		
9918	vaporized huge gaseous gravy	1		Effect: "Space Tripping", Effect Duration: 45
9919	twirling SongBoom&trade; BoomBox	0		Last Available: "2018-06"
9920	ghostly SongBoom&trade; BoomBox Box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-06"
9921	blurry A Guide to Safari	0		Skill: "Experience Safari"
9922	quadruple-chilled magnetized Shielding Potion	0		Effect: "Blackberry Politeness", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2018-06"
9923	quantum electrified Punching Potion	0		Effect: "Pemmican't", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2018-06"
9924	Special Seasoning	0		Last Available: "2018-06"
9925	mixed Nightmare Fuel	1		Effect: "Spiky Hair", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2018-06"
9926	Gathered Meat-Clip	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
9927	Bastille Battalion control rig crate	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-07"
9928	Bastille Battalion control rig	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-07"
9929	frosty Brutal brogues of incineration of courage	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Resistance: +3, Item Drop: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-07"
9930	wobbly careful Sinatra's Herculean smooth Draftsman's driving gloves	0		Moxie: +15, Experience (Muscle): +1, Experience (Moxie): +5, Monster Level: -10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-07"
9931	squat crafty ruddy Nouveau nosering of the cougar of the detective	0		Moxie: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Maximum MP: +10, Item Drop: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-07"
9932	modified sharkfin gumbo	0		Effect: "Bandersnatched", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2018-07"
9933	unsweetened wobbly boiling broth	0		Effect: "A Contender", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2018-07"
9934	pickled twirling interrogative elixir	0		Effect: "Yet tea", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2018-07"
9935	blurry Bastille Battalion Fondue Trophy	0		Last Available: "2018-07"
9936	Bastille Battalion tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2018-07"
9937	Bastille Battalion cheese wheel	0		Last Available: "2018-07"
9938	wobbly Bastille Battalion control rig loaner voucher	0		Last Available: "2018-07"
9939	kitten burglar	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-07"
9940	burglar/sleep mask	0		Last Available: "2018-07"
9941	Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette	0		
9942	Neverending Party invitation envelope	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-09"
9943	Neverending Party guest pass	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9944	tumbling Usain Bolt's medical-grade Rosewater's PARTY HARD T-shirt	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Initiative: +80, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2018-09"
9945	lime green squat Neverending Party favor	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9946	blinking jittery deluxe Neverending Party favor	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9947	jittery gas can	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9948	bad irresponsibly strong Middle of the Road&trade; brand whiskey	6	decent	Last Available: "2018-09"
9949	neverending wallet chain	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9950	pentagram bandana of the brute of the detective	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2018-09"
9951	quilted skull ring	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-09"
9952	lime green electronics kit	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9953	decent skewed PB&J with the crusts cut off	4	good	Last Available: "2018-09"
9954	purple lard-coated stiffened dorky glasses	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-09"
9955	blurry up-at-dawn groovy ponytail clip	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2018-09"
9956	shaking yellow auspicious paint palette	0		Item Drop: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paint Job", Last Available: "2018-09"
9957	unremarkable duffel bag	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9958	dried upside-down Purple Beast energy drink	1		Effect: "Deadly Lampblade", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2018-09"
9959	hardy cosmetic football	0		Maximum HP: +50, Last Available: "2018-09"
9960	frosty curative shoe ad T-shirt	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2018-09"
9961	pump-up high-tops of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-09"
9962	dry ghostly red blurry runproof mascara	0		Effect: "Superheroic", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2018-09"
9963	very small dress	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9964	gray noticeable pumps of the empath of courage	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Spooky Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-09"
9965	surprisingly capacious handbag	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9966	hand-crafted everfull glass	3	???	Last Available: "2018-09"
9967	tumbling van key	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9968	tumbling jam band bootleg	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9969	lightning-fast denim jacket of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: 140, Last Available: "2018-09"
9970	inspector's Da Vinci's ratty knitted cap	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2018-09"
9972	perfumed Samson's intimidating chainsaw	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Stench Resistance: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-09"
9973	hand-crafted party beer bomb	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2018-09"
9974	rotten spinning sweet party mix	3	crappy	Last Available: "2018-09"
9975	diluted lime green party balloon	1		Last Available: "2018-09"
9976	Jim Carey's party pants of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Monster Level: +25, Last Available: "2018-09"
9977	lime green wobbly hale party whip of James Dean of terror	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Maximum HP: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2018-09"
9978	Party Planning on a Budget	0		Skill: "Budget Conscious", Last Available: "2018-09"
9979	lousy fuchsia TRIO cup of beer	4	decent	Last Available: "2018-09"
9980	super-sized stale party platter for one	5	decent	Last Available: "2018-09"
9981	diluted narrow Party-in-a-Can&trade;	1		Effect: "Night Vision", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2018-09"
9982	party pup	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9983	twirling lightning-fast party crasher of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100, Initiative: +40, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Party Crash", Last Available: "2018-09"
9984	Living to Drink, Drinking to Live	0		Last Available: "2018-09", Skill: "Drinking to Drink"
9985	Party Tattoo&trade; gift certificate	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9986	party mouse hat	0		Familiar Weight: +5
9987	pulsating latte lovers member's mug	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Throw Latte on Opponent", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Offer Latte to Opponent", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Gulp Latte", Last Available: "2018-10"
9988	latte lovers club card	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-10"
9989	maroon voter registration form	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-11"
9990	wizardly &quot;I Voted!&quot; sticker	0		Mysticality: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-11"
9991	absentee voter ballot	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
9992	red snake skin	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
9993	spinning coward's clever snakeskin thighboots	0		Maximum MP: +20, Monster Level: -20, Last Available: "2018-11"
9994	ghostly coward's Socratic snakeskin cowboy hat	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Monster Level: -20, Last Available: "2018-11"
9995	blurry padded snakeskin jacket of the overflowing toilet	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2018-11"
9996	slime glob	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
9997	slime glob	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
9998	slime glob	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
9999	spinning flame-wreathed Annie Oakley's slime waders of mayonnaise	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2018-11"
10001	healthy educational slime fedora of Flo-Jo	0		Experience: +1, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2018-11"
10002	lard-coated scandalous Herculean slime knuckles	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Sleaze Damage: +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2018-11"
10003	jittery government requisition form	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
10004	wool boxer's government-issued slacks of the sewer	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Stench Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2018-11"
10005	inspector's experienced government-issued eyeshade of the glutton	0		Experience: +2, Item Drop: +15, Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2018-11"
10006	electrified resourceful smooth government-issued necktie	0		Moxie: +15, Maximum MP: +50, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-11"
10007	skewed inspector's steel-toed mutant arm of the brazier	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2018-11"
10008	mansplainer's Oprah's mutant legs of mayonnaise	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Monster Level: +15, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2018-11"
10009	lime green flame-retardant scandalous quilted mutant crown	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Sleaze Damage: +5, Hot Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2018-11"
10010	miniature moldy green ghostly ectoplasm	2	crappy	Last Available: "2018-11"
10011	snack-sized rotten	2	crappy	Last Available: "2018-11"
10012	delicious bottle of vodka	3	awesome	Last Available: "2018-11"
10013	diet stale tumbling pizza	1	decent	Last Available: "2018-11"
10014	acceptable weak jittery yellow martini	2	good	Last Available: "2018-11"
10015	jumbo bland blinking cherry pie	5	decent	Last Available: "2018-11"
10016	perfectly mixed watered-down eggnog	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2018-11"
10017	glob of undifferentiated tissue	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
10018	small flavorless Hell ramen	2	decent	Last Available: "2018-11"
10019	weak acceptable lime green gimlet	2	good	Last Available: "2018-11"
10020	artisanal twice-haunted screwdriver	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2018-11"
10021	bland special immense upside-down candy cane	8	decent	Effect: "Libra Rising", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2018-12"
10022	special drinkable runny fermented egg	4	good	Effect: "Seriously Mutated", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2018-12"
10023	moldy oldcake	3	crappy	Last Available: "2018-12"
10024	diet normal traditional Crimbo cookie	1	good	Last Available: "2023-06"
10025	therapeutic plastic wild beaver	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2018-12"
10026	upside-down jittery dance instructor's plastic reindeer	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Last Available: "2018-12"
10027	electrified plastic Caf&eacute; Elf	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2018-12"
10028	blue cool plastic orphan	0		Moxie: +5, Last Available: "2018-12"
10029	therapeutic plastic Abuela Crimbo	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2018-12"
10030	yule pup	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10031	blurry Braindeer	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10032	blinking yellow Crimbo dog sweater	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10033	blurry sharpshooter's pristine walrus tusk of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Last Available: "2018-12"
10034	squat thick walrus blubber	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10035	mirror reassuring Jim Carey's brainy Staff of Frozen Lard of the bloodbag	0		Mysticality: +5, Maximum HP: +100, Monster Level: +25, Spooky Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2018-12"
10036	bouncing bomb	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10037	plastic bazooka	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10038	mooseflank	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10039	normal pulsating grilled mooseflank	4	good	Last Available: "2018-12"
10040	rotten half-sized moosemeat pie	2	crappy	Last Available: "2018-12"
10041	twirling Jim Carey's balanced antler	0		Monster Level: +25, Last Available: "2018-12"
10042	forbidden dam	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2018-12"
10043	perfectly mixed cyan beavermouth	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2018-12"
10044	bad beaver punch (papaya)	3	decent	Last Available: "2018-12"
10045	lousy beaver punch (peach)	3	decent	Last Available: "2018-12"
10046	smooth practically non-alcoholic beaver punch (cherry)	1	awesome	Last Available: "2018-12"
10047	cyan family-friendly Jack Frost's Canadian lantern	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2018-12"
10048	mirror dance instructor's muskox-skin cap	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Last Available: "2018-12"
10049	Boxing Day care package	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-12"
10050	rotten olive narrow glass of raw eggs	3	crappy	Last Available: "2018-12"
10051	aged punch-drunk punch	4	awesome	Last Available: "2018-12"
10052	dried olive body spradium	1		Last Available: "2018-12"
10053	wool bauxite beret	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2018-12"
10054	tumbling electrified bauxite boxers	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2018-12"
10055	bauxite bow-tie of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-12"
10056	Boxing Day Pass	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10057	mirror Kramco Industries packing carton	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-01"
10058	ribald chilly shellacked Kramco Sausage-o-Matic&trade; of the scaredy-cat of the early riser	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Monster Level: -15, Cold Damage: +5, Sleaze Damage: +10, Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2019-01"
10059	sausage casing	0		Last Available: "2019-01"
10060	spoiled squat sausage	4	crappy	Last Available: "2019-01"
10061	narrow padded red-hot sausage fork of temperance	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2019-01"
10062	bag of sausage links	0		Last Available: "2019-01"
10063	narrow sausage golem	0		Last Available: "2019-01"
10064	jar of relish	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10065	ghostly Toyleporter	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10066	watered-down artisanal beer	2	super ultra EPIC	Last Available: "2018-12"
10067	flavorless yule gruel	4	decent	Last Available: "2018-12"
10068	drinkable hot watered rum	4	good	Last Available: "2018-12"
10069	perfectly mixed bottle of Crimbognac	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2018-12"
10070	adequate shaking ghostly gray blinking Crimboysters Rockefeller	3	good	Last Available: "2018-12"
10071	pickled lime green mirror Crimbeau de toilette	1		Last Available: "2018-12"
10072	Crimbo candle	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10073	Carol of the Bulls	0		Skill: "Carol of the Bulls", Last Available: "2018-12"
10074	Carol of the Bulls (used)	0		Skill: "Carol of the Bulls", Last Available: "2018-12"
10075	Carol of the Hells	0		Skill: "Carol of the Hells", Last Available: "2018-12"
10076	upside-down Carol of the Hells (used)	0		Skill: "Carol of the Hells", Last Available: "2018-12"
10077	Carol of the Thrills	0		Skill: "Carol of the Thrills", Last Available: "2018-12"
10078	Carol of the Thrills (used)	0		Skill: "Carol of the Thrills", Last Available: "2018-12"
10079	knitted Crimbolex watch of the wise owl of the dark arts	0		Mysticality: +20, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Cold Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-12", Nonstackable Watch, Rollover Effect Duration: 100
10080	Crimbo tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10081	executive vibrating educational hand-knitted Crimbo socks	0		Experience: +1, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Meat Drop: +40
10082	red squat shellacked Socratic chalk chlamys	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Damage Reduction: 7, Last Available: "2019-12"
10083	chilly educational chalk chain	0		Experience: +1, Cold Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10084	Jeselnik's steel-toed chalk chalice	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Sleaze Damage: +25, Last Available: "2019-12"
10085	smelly supercharged chalk chinos	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2019-12"
10086	wicked sage chalk chapeau	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Spell Damage: +5, Last Available: "2019-12"
10087	blurry supercool chalk choker of the boozehound	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Booze Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10088	distilled squat chalk chunks	1		Effect: "Putting the Pro in Proletariat", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2019-12"
10089	polymerized frozen Vulcanized fuchsia candy chalk	0		Effect: "You Know What's Up", Effect Duration: 25
10090	ghostly coward's Sinatra's marble maebari	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Monster Level: -20, Last Available: "2019-12", Thorns: 1
10091	olive asbestos-lined Temple Grandin's marble mantle	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2019-12", Thorns: 1
10092	sage marble magnet of the glutton	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Food Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12", Thorns: 1
10093	double-paned shellacked marble mignonette bowl	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Cold Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2019-12", Thorns: 1
10094	shaking Newton's marble medallion of the cheetah	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Initiative: +60, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12", Thorns: 1
10095	lion tamer's arcane researcher's marble mariachi hat	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Experience (familiar): +2, Last Available: "2019-12", Thorns: 1
10096	compressed fuchsia marble molecules	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10097	galvanized double-altered electrified Mallomarbles	0		Effect: "Lucky Cat Is Lucky", Effect Duration: 33
10098	curative punching bag of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paraffin Prism", Last Available: "2020-12"
10099	scorching pith helmet of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Hot Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paraffin Prism", Last Available: "2020-12"
10100	olive Jeselnik's stanky poncho	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paraffin Prism", Last Available: "2020-12"
10101	skewed bouncing Fonzie's pendant of Flo-Jo	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Initiative: +100, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paraffin Prism", Last Available: "2020-12"
10102	bouncing jittery hardy palazzos of the sweet-tooth	0		Maximum HP: +50, Candy Drop: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paraffin Prism", Last Available: "2020-12"
10103	mirror perfumed curative pseudoaccordion	0		Stench Resistance: +5, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Song Duration: 5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paraffin Prism", Last Available: "2020-12"
10104	altered wobbly pieces	1		Effect: "Mystically Oiled", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2020-12"
10105	polarized extra-improved twirling Para-Pop	0		Effect: "Flagrantly Fragrant", Effect Duration: 14
10106	skewed clever therapeutic terra cotta truss	0		Maximum MP: +20, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Terra Cotta Army", Last Available: "2020-12"
10107	stanky Oprah's terra cotta trousers	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Terra Cotta Army", Last Available: "2020-12"
10108	family-friendly terra cotta tongs	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Item Drop: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Terra Cotta Army", Last Available: "2020-12"
10109	cyan toasty energetic terra cotta train	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Hot Damage: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Terra Cotta Army", Last Available: "2020-12"
10110	squat knitted Temple Grandin's terra cotta tie tack	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Cold Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Terra Cotta Army", Last Available: "2020-12"
10111	spinning Rosewater's terra cotta tambourine of the pedagogue	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Experience: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Terra Cotta Army", Last Available: "2020-12"
10112	boiled jittery wobbly terra cotta tidbits	1		Last Available: "2020-12"
10113	extra-activated liquefied terra panna cotta	0		Effect: "You Know Where to Go", Effect Duration: 30
10114	horrifying shellacked velour voulge	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Spooky Damage: +25, Last Available: "2021-12"
10115	medical-grade Rosewater's velour vambraces	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10116	Jeselnik's velour veil of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Sleaze Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10117	energetic velour viscometer of the empath	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Familiar Weight: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10118	miser's velour valise of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2021-12"
10119	scandalous velour vaqueros of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Sleaze Damage: +5, Last Available: "2021-12"
10120	compressed bouncing blue blurry velour veneer	1		Last Available: "2021-12"
10121	improved dry Velougats&trade;	0		Effect: "Abyssal Tears", Effect Duration: 32
10122	executive smartaleck's glass suspenders	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Meat Drop: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10123	zippy glass shield of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2021-12"
10124	chaotic glass stetson of doom	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2021-12"
10125	glass spectacles of Tarzan of Calamity Jane	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10126	Jack Frost's Temple Grandin's glass shiv	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2021-12"
10127	green occult glass serape of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Last Available: "2021-12"
10128	compressed spinning maroon glass shards	1		Last Available: "2021-12"
10129	boiled twirling hard candy	0		Effect: "Deeply Ironic", Effect Duration: 28
10130	blinking scandalous lion tamer's loofah lumberjack's hat	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Sleaze Damage: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Loofah Head-Scratch", Last Available: "2022-12"
10131	quilted dance instructor's loofah lei	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Damage Absorption: +40, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Loofah Lei Lasso", Last Available: "2022-12"
10132	blue reassuring stanky loofah lederhosen	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Loofah Hosenzittern", Last Available: "2022-12"
10133	greasy Newton's loofah ladle	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Loofah Stew", Last Available: "2022-12"
10134	blinking ribald occult loofah legwarmers	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Sleaze Damage: +10, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Loofah Leglifts", Last Available: "2022-12"
10135	purple curative loofah lavalier of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Loofah Lava", Last Available: "2022-12"
10136	distilled shaking blue jittery loofah lumps	1		Last Available: "2022-12"
10137	extra-colloidal vacuum-sealed unsweetened chocolate-covered loofah	0		Effect: "The Power of Negative Thinking", Effect Duration: 67
10138	Jeselnik's Lo Pan's flagstone flag	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Sleaze Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Flagellate", Last Available: "2022-12"
10139	gravedigger's hardy flagstone flail	0		Maximum HP: +50, Spooky Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Flagflog", Last Available: "2022-12"
10140	veiny fortified flagstone flip-flops	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Maximum HP: +10, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Flagstone Flap Flip", Last Available: "2022-12"
10141	zippy wholesome flagstone fez	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Initiative: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Flagstone Fez Ritual", Last Available: "2022-12"
10142	bouncing scandalous padded flagstone fleece	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Sleaze Damage: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Flagstone Fleece Flex", Last Available: "2022-12"
10143	steel-toed flagstone fringe of extreme caution	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Monster Level: -25, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Flagstone Foxtrot", Last Available: "2022-12"
10144	denatured ghostly olive flagstone flagments	1		Last Available: "2022-12"
10145	dry concentrated lime green Flag by the Foot&trade;	0		Effect: "Rampage!", Effect Duration: 36
10146	wobbly blurry elf sleeper agent	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-12"
10147	squat red-and-green microcamera	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10148	slick cobbled-together Meat detector	0		Moxie: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-12"
10149	oxidized extra-improved tin thermos of chai	0		Effect: "Stench Jellied", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2019-12"
10150	mixed twirling prototype stimulant	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10151	ruddy tailored vest	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-12"
10152	olive sew-on bandage	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10153	wobbly really nice net	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10154	pulsating elf army poncho of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-12"
10155	toothsome half-sized fancy elf army field rations	2	awesome	Effect: "Broberry Brotality", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2019-12"
10156	gingernade	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10157	ghostly smelly weightlifter's discarded bowtie	0		Muscle: +15, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-12"
10158	lousy watered-down martiny	2	decent	Last Available: "2019-12"
10159	wobbly tryptophan dart	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10160	flattened licorice snake	0		Effect: "Spookyravin'", Effect Duration: 26
10161	cold-filtered virgin jello shot	0		Effect: "Puzzle Fury", Effect Duration: 42
10162	quantum adjusted twirling mutated candy lump	0		Effect: "Inner Dog", Effect Duration: 44
10163	aerosolized government-issued candy	0		Effect: "Super Vision", Effect Duration: 40
10164	nitrogenated pressed maroon Pneumo bar	0		Effect: "Joy", Effect Duration: 29
10165	mint condition Lil' Doctor&trade; bag	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-02"
10166	vibrating padded Lil' Doctor&trade; bag	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Otoscope", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Reflex Hammer", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Chest X-Ray", Last Available: "2019-02"
10168	upside-down blood bag	0		
10169	miniature adequate bloodstick	2	good	
10170	aged bottle of Sanguiovese	3	awesome	
10171	moldy actual blood sausage	3	crappy	
10172	tolerable weak mulled blood	2	good	
10173	spoiled bite-sized blood snowcone	1	crappy	
10174	triple-distilled fancy lousy mirror Red Russian	9	decent	Effect: "Hypercubed", Effect Duration: 30
10175	flavorless wobbly blood roll-up	4	decent	
10176	drinkable bottle of blood	3	good	
10177	half-sized normal blood-soaked sponge cake	2	good	
10178	artisanal practically non-alcoholic vampagne	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	
10179	adequate blinking plain snowcone	4	good	
10180	Booke of Vampyric Knowledge	0		
10181	ghostly money bag	0		
10182	money bag	0		
10183	mirror money bag	0		
10184	Thwaitgold mosquito statuette	0		
10185	twirling bucket of Vampyre blood	0		
10186	blood knife	0		Lasts Until Rollover
10187	PirateRealm membership packet	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-04"
10188	PirateRealm guest pass	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10189	skewed auspicious ruddy experienced PirateRealm eyepatch	0		Experience: +2, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Item Drop: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10190	bloody harpoon	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10191	compass	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10192	yellow skull key	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10193	curious anemometer	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10194	huge Red Roger's flag	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10195	wobbly bouncing Glass Jack's spyglass	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10196	recursed compass	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10197	tomb-opener	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10198	upside-down Red Roger's map	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10199	big normal shaking crabsicle	5	good	Last Available: "2019-04"
10200	tumbling melty plastic grenade	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10201	high-proof drinkable bottle of dark rhum	9	good	Last Available: "2019-04"
10202	spirit-forward fancy bad bottle of extra-dark rhum	5	decent	Effect: "Paging Betty", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2019-04"
10203	practically non-alcoholic hand-crafted blurry bottle of super-extra-dark rhum	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2019-04"
10204	flattened colloidal narrow pirate shaving cream	0		Effect: "What's That Smell?", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2019-04"
10205	narrow fireproof hardened conquistador's breastplate	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2019-04"
10206	huge lion tamer's pirate pantaloons of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Experience (familiar): +2, Last Available: "2019-04"
10207	[glitch season reward name]	0		
10208	shaking signal fragment	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10209	windicle	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10210	frightening pirate radio ring of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Spooky Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-04"
10211	olive Island Drinkin', a Tiki Mixology Odyssey	0		Skill: "Tiki Mixology", Last Available: "2019-04"
10212	delicious half-sized pineapple slab	2	awesome	Last Available: "2019-04"
10213	decent hibiscus petal	4	good	Last Available: "2019-04"
10214	galvanized huge mint leaf	0		Effect: "You Drank Fish Wine", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2019-04"
10215	narrow cocoa of youth	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10216	powdered tumbling pulsating ice molecule	1		Last Available: "2019-04"
10217	ghostly red Red Roger's reliquary	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10218	Red Roger's right hand	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10219	Red Roger's left hand	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10220	upside-down skewed Red Roger's right foot	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-04"
10221	Red Roger's left foot	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-04"
10222	skewed Red Roger's skull	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10223	modified tumbling lime green pewter shavings	1		Last Available: "2019-04"
10224	Red Roger tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10225	cyan PirateRealm fun-a-log	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10226	beefy plush sea serpent	0		Muscle: +10, Monster Level: -100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-04"
10227	normal snack-sized pirate fork	2	???	Last Available: "2019-04"
10228	Scurvy and Sobriety Prevention	0		Skill: "Prevent Scurvy and Sobriety", Last Available: "2019-04"
10229	ring	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-04"
10230	piratical blunderbuss of the wise owl of terror	0		Mysticality: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2019-04"
10231	scorching therapeutic PirateRealm party hat of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Hot Damage: +25, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2019-04"
10232	lousy special Island Landslide	3	decent	Effect: "Haunted Liver", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2019-04"
10233	drinkable weak Island Thunderstorm	2	good	Last Available: "2019-04"
10234	perfectly mixed maroon Island Hurricane	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2019-04"
10235	artisanal red Skull Punch	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2019-04"
10236	weak bad Electric Punch	2	decent	Last Available: "2019-04"
10237	aged pulsating Smuggler's Punch	4	awesome	Last Available: "2019-04"
10238	tolerable wobbly Scorpion Bowl	4	good	Last Available: "2019-04"
10239	mediocre triple-distilled Turtle Bowl	9	decent	Last Available: "2019-04"
10240	triple-distilled perfectly mixed Cobra Bowl	8	EPIC	Last Available: "2019-04"
10241	ghostly yellow vampyric cloake pattern	0		Free Pull
10242	inspector's Jeselnik's chaotic resourceful vampyric cloake of courage	0		Maximum MP: +50, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Sleaze Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +3, Item Drop: +15, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Become a Wolf", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Become a Cloud of Mist", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Become a Bat", Last Available: "2019-03"
10243	narrow plastic pirate hat	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10244	tarnished pickled ionized narrow one piece of bubble gum	0		Effect: "Flamb&eacute;-a-thon", Effect Duration: 44
10245	teal arcanoferric housing	0		
10246	intact medium-wave antenna	0		
10247	18-picohertz resonator crystal	0		
10248	blown-out speaker cone	0		
10249	overloaded short-pulse transistor	0		
10250	Fourth of May Cosplay Saber kit	0		Free Pull
10251	blinking lion tamer's stiffened Fourth of May Cosplay Saber of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Damage Reduction: 1, Experience (familiar): +2, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Use the Force", Last Available: "2019-05"
10252	ring	0		Single Equip
10253	Thwaitgold nymph statuette	0		
10254	up-at-dawn foul-smelling manspreader's Lo Pan's Annie Oakley's therapeutic shellacked dance instructor's Fonzie's experienced brainy hewn moon-rune spoon	0		Mysticality: +5, Experience: +2, Experience (Moxie): +1, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Damage Reduction: 7, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Monster Level: +10, Stench Damage: +10, Adventures: +5, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Alters Page Text, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Dragoon Platoon", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spittoon Monsoon", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Festoon Buffoon", Last Available: "2019-06", Rollover Effect Duration: 50
10255	cartoon harpoon	0		Last Available: "2019-06"
10256	rune-strewn spoon cocoon	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-06"
10257	shaking Beach Comb Box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-07"
10258	lion tamer's savvy Beach Comb of the scaredy-cat	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Monster Level: -15, Experience (familiar): +2, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Beach Combo", Last Available: "2019-07"
10259	teal tumbling grain of sand	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10260	wobbly small pile of sand	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10261	olive pile of sand	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10262	pile of sand	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10263	empty hourglass	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10264	narrow hourglass	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10265	etched hourglass	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10266	corrupted magenta seashell	0		Effect: "Sated and Furious", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2019-07"
10267	pressed colloidal cyan seashell	0		Effect: "Haunted Liver", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2019-07"
10268	triple-denatured alkaline skewed gray seashell	0		Effect: "The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2019-07"
10269	oxidized non-denatured concentrated seashell	0		Effect: "Tasting the Rainbow", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2019-07"
10270	energized unsweetened seashell	0		Effect: "Preternatural Greed", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2019-07"
10271	bunch of sea grapes	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10272	fortified lousy bottle of sea wine	5	decent	Last Available: "2019-07"
10273	distilled kelp	1		Last Available: "2019-07"
10274	wobbly chilly Tesla clever hardy ruddy wholesome rock-hard weightlifter's driftwood hat of terror	0		Muscle: +15, Damage Reduction: 5, Maximum HP Percent: 50, Maximum HP: +50, Maximum MP: +20, Cold Damage: +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-07"
10275	blurry miser's reassuring foul-smelling scorching nippy curative shellacked sage driftwood pants of the detective	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Damage Reduction: 7, Cold Damage: +10, Hot Damage: +25, Stench Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +1, Item Drop: +20, Meat Drop: +10, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-07"
10276	Usain Bolt's foul-smelling energetic rock-hard banded baleful sinister stylish driftwood bracelet of James Dean	0		Moxie: +25, Experience (Moxie): +3, Spell Damage: 35, Damage Absorption: +100, Damage Reduction: 5, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Stench Damage: +10, Initiative: +80, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-07"
10277	spinning mirror manspreader's brawny waders of the brazier	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Monster Level: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2019-07"
10278	Oprah's Samson's spearfish fishing spear of the detective	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2019-07"
10279	inspector's steel-toed Newton's rabbitfish fin	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Damage Reduction: 9, Item Drop: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-07"
10280	twirling piece of coral	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10281	mirror piece of driftwood	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10282	Lo Pan's steel-toed pirate cutlass of the brazier	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-07"
10283	resourceful steel-toed cool tricorn hat	0		Moxie: +5, Damage Reduction: 9, Maximum MP: +50, Last Available: "2019-07"
10284	Lo Pan's veiny sage swash buckle	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Maximum HP: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-07"
10285	squat meteorite fragment	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10286	blurry up-at-dawn nasty meteorite earring of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Stench Damage: +5, Adventures: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-07"
10287	sage wizardly meteorite necklace	0		Mysticality: +25, Mysticality Percent: +10, Item Drop: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-07"
10288	blurry purple avaricious gravedigger's rock-hard meteorite ring	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Spooky Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-07"
10289	liquefied wobbly yellow Finnish Fish	0		Effect: "Bloody-minded", Effect Duration: 22
10290	polarized energized bouncing chocolate doubloon	0		Effect: "Hiding in Plain Sight", Effect Duration: 30
10291	yellow Temple Grandin's Fonzie's driftwood beach comb of the storm	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Familiar Weight: +7, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-07"
10292	Distant Woods Getaway Brochure	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-08"
10293	stick of firewood	0		Last Available: "2019-08"
10294	olive sizzling shellacked personal trainer's whittled tiara	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Damage Reduction: 7, Hot Damage: +10, Last Available: "2019-08"
10295	inspector's wool Jack Frost's whittled shorts	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Cold Resistance: +1, Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2019-08"
10296	flame-retardant frosty Annie Oakley's whittled flail	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2019-08"
10297	prompt coward's whittled wand of the sewer	0		Monster Level: -20, Stench Damage: +25, Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2019-08"
10298	blue skewed jittery lightning-fast whittled flute of the scaredy-cat of the overflowing toilet	0		Monster Level: -15, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2019-08"
10299	spinning smelly extremely unsafe sage whittled bear figurine	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-08"
10300	ghostly up-at-dawn lion tamer's hale whittled owl figurine	0		Maximum HP: +20, Experience (familiar): +2, Adventures: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-08"
10301	bouncing knitted flame-wreathed healthy whittled fox figurine	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-08"
10302	frightening cool brainy whittled walking stick of vim and vigor	0		Mysticality: +5, Moxie: +5, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2019-08"
10303	moldy blurry campfire hot dog	4	crappy	Last Available: "2019-08"
10304	bite-sized yummy fuchsia mirror campfire baked potato	1	awesome	Last Available: "2019-08"
10305	stale thick mirror narrow campfire s'more	5	decent	Last Available: "2019-08"
10306	adequate campfire beans	4	good	Last Available: "2019-08"
10307	bland shaking campfire stew	4	decent	Last Available: "2019-08"
10308	ghostly campfire coffee	1	good	Last Available: "2019-08"
10309	nitrogenated denatured teal leftover chocolate bar	0		Effect: "Berry Critical", Effect Duration: 27
10310	blue rare Meat isotope	0		
10311	burnt stick	0		Last Available: "2019-08"
10312	bundle of firewood	0		Last Available: "2019-08"
10313	campfire smoke	0		
10314	Murgatroyd diode	0		
10315	signal receiver	0		
10316	space shield	0		
10317	signal jammer	0		Single Equip
10318	low-pressure oxygen tank	0		Single Equip
10319	Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette	0		
10320	bland space chowder	4	decent	
10321	watered-down tolerable space wine	2	good	
10322	The Imploded World	0		Skill: "Implode Universe"
10323	twirling packaged Pocket Professor	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-09"
10324	Pocket Professor memory chip	0		
10325	Law of Averages	0		
10332	Unopened Eight Days a Week Pill Keeper	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-10"
10333	stanky stiffened Eight Days a Week Pill Keeper of the empath	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Familiar Weight: +5, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Avoid Attack: 1, Last Available: "2019-10"
10334	huge unopened diabolic pizza cube box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-11"
10335	diabolic pizza cube	0		Last Available: "2019-11"
10336	diabolic pizza	3	???	Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-11"
10337	flavorless ghostly bu&ntilde;uelos Jaliscos	3	decent	Last Available: "2019-12"
10338	rotten enchanted flan del mar	3	crappy	Effect: "Turkey-Agitated", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2019-12"
10339	decent small Baja sopapilla	2	good	Last Available: "2019-12"
10340	pulsating plastic Mer-kin baker of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Last Available: "2019-12"
10341	bouncing steel-toed plastic sea elf	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Last Available: "2019-12"
10342	upside-down plastic yuleviathan of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2019-12"
10343	shaking studded plastic dolphin &quot;orphan&quot;	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10344	thinker's plastic Dolph Bossin	0		Mysticality: +10, Last Available: "2019-12"
10345	red-spotted snapper roe	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-12"
10346	snack-sized decent special mana-coated yams	2	good	Effect: "Blessing of the Stinking Alphredo&trade;", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2019-11"
10347	miniature bland huge mana-basted tofurkey leg	2	decent	Last Available: "2019-11"
10348	adequate mana-fortified cranberry sauce	3	good	Last Available: "2019-11"
10349	tiny moldy pulsating mana-stuffed herbal stuffing	1	crappy	Last Available: "2019-11"
10350	bouncing lime green human musk	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10351	altered wobbly patch of extra-warm fur	0		Effect: "Spring Training", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2019-12"
10352	powdered lime green blinking industrial lubricant	1		Effect: "Tasting the Rainbow", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2019-12"
10353	polarized spinning unfinished pleasure	0		Effect: "Triangle, Man", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2019-12"
10354	twisted purple vial of humanoid growth hormone	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10355	powdered narrow a bug's lymph	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10356	irradiated lime green mirror organic potpourri	0		Effect: "Updated", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2019-12"
10357	hand-crafted boot flask	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2019-12"
10358	flattened unsweetened maroon infernal snowball	0		Effect: "Armor-Plated", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2019-12"
10359	madness	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10360	altered fish sauce	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10361	moldy guffin	3	crappy	Last Available: "2019-12"
10362	diluted pulsating Shantix&trade;	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10363	goodberry	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10364	denatured non-Euclidean angle	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10365	ionized ghostly peppermint syrup	0		Effect: "Human-Weird Thing Hybrid", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2019-12"
10366	Vulcanized polarized bouncing Mer-kin eyedrops	0		Effect: "Chalky Hand", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2019-12"
10367	quantum flattened extra-strength goo	0		Effect: "Mutated", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2019-12"
10368	cyan envelope full of Meat	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10369	pickled gray livid energy	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10370	wobbly micronova	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10371	modified ghostly beggin' cologne	1		Effect: "Fungal Fortification", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2019-12"
10372	Usain Bolt's experienced oxygenated eggnog helmet	0		Experience: +2, Initiative: +80, Adventure Underwater, Last Available: "2019-12"
10373	gray hand-knitted diving booties	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10374	bouncing peppermint harpoon gun	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10375	unsweetened dry pulsating concentrated fish broth	0		Effect: "Yeah, It's Just Gasoline", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2019-12"
10376	ionized tarnished liquid SONAR	0		Effect: "Pride of the Vampire", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2019-12"
10377	map to Dolph Bossin's hideout	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-12"
10378	Dolph Bossin's charity note	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-12"
10379	reassuring Lo Pan's Dolph Bossin's Crimbo hat of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Spooky Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2019-12"
10380	The Spirit of Giving	0		Skill: "The Spirit of Taking", Last Available: "2019-12"
10381	maroon The Spirit of Giving (used)	0		Skill: "The Spirit of Taking", Last Available: "2019-12"
10382	bouncing Crimbo Factory surprise box	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10383	blurry soggy gingerbread chunk	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10384	non-flattened salty gumdrop	0		Effect: "Bilious Brawn", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2019-12"
10385	chilly sinister ribbon candy ascot	0		Spell Damage: +10, Cold Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10386	moist Crimbo spices	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10387	yellow intact anemone spike	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10388	huge anemoney clip of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10389	runny icing	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10390	dehydrated yellow super-sweet fish goo (spoiled)	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10391	lard-coated Samson's savvy icing poncho	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Experience (Muscle): +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2019-12"
10392	twirling Mer-kin cookiestove	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10393	quantum pressed boiled green huge glob of salty molasses	0		Effect: "Gummiheart", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2019-12"
10394	jittery spinning nasty Mer-kin rollpin of temperance	0		Stench Damage: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2019-12"
10395	personalizable gingerbread cookie	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10396	jittery tinsel fin	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10397	tiny delicious bowl of mernudo	1	awesome	Last Available: "2019-12"
10398	lousy fishelada	3	decent	Last Available: "2019-12"
10399	moldy ojo de pez burrito	4	crappy	Last Available: "2019-12"
10400	waterlogged wood	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10401	waterlogged cloth	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10402	waterlogged stuffing	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10403	squat waterlogged	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10404	narrow waterlogged	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10405	dog trainer's experienced nutcracker hat	0		Experience: +2, Experience (familiar): +1, Last Available: "2019-12"
10406	narrow smartaleck's nutcracker waistcoat	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2019-12"
10407	squat perfumed coward's nutcracker pants	0		Monster Level: -20, Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2019-12"
10408	scorching nutcracker boots of temperance	0		Hot Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10409	frightening nutcracker sword of the cheetah	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Initiative: +60, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10410	fortified strapping nutcracker drumstick	0		Muscle: +5, Damage Absorption: +60, Last Available: "2019-12"
10411	rock-hard nutcracker beard of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Damage Reduction: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10412	family-friendly razor-sharp nutcracker cape	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2019-12"
10413	steel-toed wicked nutcracker epaulets	0		Spell Damage: +5, Damage Reduction: 9, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10414	nutcracker figurine	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10415	fancy moldy salt plum	4	crappy	Effect: "Feroci Tea", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2019-12"
10416	peppermint eel sauce	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10417	bland and bean	3	decent	Last Available: "2019-12"
10418	prompt healthy groovy kelp-holly gun	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2019-12"
10419	vibrating Yuleviathan necklace of horror	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10420	shaking Sherlock's Rosewater's peppermint spine	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2019-12"
10421	mansplainer's slick soggy elf shoes	0		Moxie: +10, Monster Level: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10422	wobbly scandalous experienced Crimbylow-rise jeans	0		Experience: +2, Sleaze Damage: +5, Last Available: "2019-12"
10423	huge green Jim Carey's veiny kelp-holly drape	0		Maximum HP: +10, Monster Level: +25, Last Available: "2019-12"
10424	Jack Frost's therapeutic Staff of the Peppermint Twist of dire peril of vim and vigor	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Cold Spell Damage: +50, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2019-12"
10425	moldy tempura and bean	4	crappy	Last Available: "2019-12"
10426	mediocre weak salt plum sake	2	decent	Last Available: "2019-12"
10427	super-chilled deionized pressurized potion of possessiveness	0		Effect: "Pill Power", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2019-12"
10428	super-corrupted chilled almond	0		Effect: "Phorcefullness", Effect Duration: 64
10429	ionized dry modified lime green blurry handful of mixed nuts	0		Effect: "Altered Wavelengths", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2019-12"
10430	upside-down tumbling nutcracking pliers	0		
10431	Retrospecs try-at-home kit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-01"
10432	teal squat Jim Carey's crafty smartaleck's Retrospecs	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Maximum MP: +10, Monster Level: +25, Single Equip, Free Pull, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Detect Weakness", Last Available: "2020-01"
10433	lime green unopened Bird-a-Day calendar	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-01"
10434	Bird-a-Day calendar	0		Last Available: "2020-01"
10437	mint-in-box Powerful Glove	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-02"
10438	executive Jeselnik's Da Vinci's experienced Powerful Glove of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Experience: +2, Experience (Mysticality): +5, Sleaze Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +40, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Replace Enemy", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Shrink Enemy", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Invisible Avatar", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Triple Size", Last Available: "2020-02"
10439	enhanced signal receiver	0		
10440	status cymbal	0		Last Available: "2020-02"
10441	lightning-fast therapeutic wizardly Drip harness	0		Mysticality: +25, Initiative: +40, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
10442	healthy drippy truncheon	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Single Equip
10443	spinning Driplet	0		
10444	pulsating drippy snail shell	0		
10445	rotten tiny twirling drippy nugget	1	drippy	
10446	smooth glass of drippy wine	3	drippy	
10447	adequate drippy caviar	3	drippy	
10448	decent fancy miniature drippy plum(?)	2	drippy	Effect: "Vented Spleen", Effect Duration: 15
10449	green greasy drippy stake	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
10450	The Eye of the Thing in the Basement	0		
10451	twirling drippy khakis	0		Drippy Resistance: +5
10452	lime green drippy shield	0		Drippy Resistance: +10
10453	The Fingernail of the Thing in the Basement	0		
10454	blinking coin	0		
10455	mushroom	0		
10456	deluxe mushroom	0		
10457	super deluxe mushroom	0		
10458	quadruple-cold-filtered polarized huge fizzy soda	0		Effect: "Gobliny Flavor", Effect Duration: 58
10459	vacuum-sealed healthy juice	0		Effect: "Cool Spirit", Effect Duration: 44
10460	hammer	0		Plumber Power: 1, Plumber Stat: "Muscle"
10461	hammer	0		Plumber Power: 2, Plumber Stat: "Muscle"
10462	fire flower	0		Plumber Power: 1, Plumber Stat: "Mysticality"
10463	bonfire flower	0		Plumber Power: 2, Plumber Stat: "Mysticality"
10464	wobbly work boots	0		Single Equip, Plumber Power: 1, Plumber Stat: "Moxie"
10465	narrow blurry mirror boots	0		Single Equip, Plumber Power: 2, Plumber Stat: "Moxie"
10466	wobbly forbidden cape	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50
10467	double-paned fortified back shell	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Cold Resistance: +5
10468	spiky back shell	0		Thorns: 1
10469	power pants	0		Maximum PP: +1
10470	Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette	0		
10471	Plumber's Union Handbook	0		
10472	blinking spinning dance instructor's bony back shell	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10
10473	red frosty button	0		Single Equip
10474	double-modified double-energized blurry blooper ink	0		Effect: "Smoky Third Eye", Effect Duration: 31
10475	twirling coin	0		
10476	rubber doll head	0		
10477	rubber doll body	0		
10478	upside-down plastic doll arms	0		
10479	jittery plastic doll legs	0		
10480	rubber baby doll	0		Damage Aura: 1
10481	mirror Better Shrooms and Gardens catalog	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-03"
10482	bouncing packet of mushroom spores	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10483	fuchsia free-range mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10484	narrow plump free-range mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10485	bulky free-range mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10486	spinning free-range mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10487	narrow immense free-range mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10488	spinning red colossal free-range mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10489	adequate spinning mushroom filet	4	good	Last Available: "2020-03"
10490	mushroom slab	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10491	denatured jittery gray mushroom tea	1		Effect: "A Few Extra Pounds", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2020-03"
10492	bad practically non-alcoholic mushroom whiskey	1	decent	Last Available: "2020-03"
10493	knitted curative mushroom cap of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Cold Resistance: +3, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2020-03"
10494	ghostly Oprah's sinister Herculean sage mushroom shield	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Experience (Muscle): +1, Spell Damage: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2020-03"
10495	wool scandalous toasty mushroom pants of horror	0		Hot Damage: +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +5, Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2020-03"
10496	upside-down gravedigger's coward's brainy mushroom badge of James Dean	0		Mysticality: +5, Experience (Moxie): +3, Monster Level: -20, Spooky Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-03"
10497	gray jittery house-sized mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10498	upside-down pristine piranha seed	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10499	plastic piranha pot	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10500	dry piranha pollen	0		Effect: "Flimsy Shield of the Pastalord", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2020-03"
10501	plumber's boots	0		Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Plumber Jump"
10502	jittery sinistral homunculus	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-04"
10503	mirror kettle bell of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2020-04"
10504	ghostly ghostly shaking steel-toed glued-together crystal ball	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Last Available: "2020-04"
10505	mirror manspreader's martini dregs	0		Monster Level: +10, Last Available: "2020-04"
10506	maroon smelly flickering flashlight	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2020-04"
10507	Sinatra's crumbling rabbit's foot	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Last Available: "2020-04"
10508	outmoded fidget toy of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2020-04"
10509	green foul-smelling flimsy ski pole	0		Stench Damage: +10, Last Available: "2020-04"
10510	discarded finger painting of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2020-04"
10511	auspicious pizza box	0		Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2020-04"
10512	narrow weightlifter's chipped coffee mug of the wise owl	0		Muscle: +15, Mysticality: +20, Last Available: "2020-04"
10513	wobbly spinning arcane researcher's Left-Hand Man action figure	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Last Available: "2020-04"
10514	spinning drippy seed	0		
10515	drippy grub	0		
10516	squat drippy bezoar	0		
10517	bouncing Drip Institute petri dish	0		
10518	cyan drippy ichor	0		
10519	drippy enzyme	0		
10520	drippy salt	0		
10521	drippy pigment	0		
10522	bouncing drippy bromide	0		
10523	drippy flux	0		
10524	green drippy stein	0		
10525	enchanted bad drippy pilsner	4	drippy	Effect: "Beastly Flavor", Effect Duration: 35
10526	upside-down drippy staff	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Drip Blast"
10528	skewed drippy orb	0		
10529	lustrous drippy orb	0		
10530	jittery cool gory drippy orb	0		Moxie: +5
10531	narrow annealed drippy orb	0		Drippy Resistance: +5
10532	jittery Guzzlr application	0		Free Pull
10533	chaotic Guzzlr tablet of doom	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2020-05"
10534	gray Guzzlr cocktail set	0		Last Available: "2020-05"
10535	fuchsia Guzzlrbuck	0		Last Available: "2020-05"
10536	blinking Guzzlr hat	0		Last Available: "2020-05"
10537	shaking lime green Guzzlr shoes	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-05"
10538	lime green wobbly bouncing Guzzlr pants	0		Last Available: "2020-05"
10539	spinning ghostly steel-toed Guzzlr souvenir stein	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Last Available: "2020-05"
10540	Guzzlr tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2020-05"
10541	tolerable Ghiaccio Colada	3	good	Last Available: "2020-05"
10542	artisanal spinning Sourfinger	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2020-05"
10543	practically non-alcoholic bad Nog-on-the-Cob	1	decent	Last Available: "2020-05"
10544	high-proof artisanal pulsating Steamboat	9	EPIC	Last Available: "2020-05"
10545	acceptable Buttery Boy	4	good	Last Available: "2020-05"
10546	lime green Never Don't Stop Not Striving	0		Skill: "Always Never Not Guzzling", Last Available: "2020-05"
10547	Da Vinci's stylish clown car key	0		Moxie: +25, Experience (Mysticality): +5, Last Available: "2020-08"
10548	chilly Van der Graaf baleful batting cage key	0		Spell Damage: +25, Cold Damage: +5, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2020-08"
10549	upside-down sinister grievous aqu&iacute; of the brazier	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Spell Damage: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2020-08"
10550	jittery clever steel-toed knob labinet key of the early riser	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Maximum MP: +20, Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2020-08"
10551	wobbly fuchsia fireproof sharpshooter's weremoose key of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2020-08"
10552	upside-down MacGyver's peg key	0		Maximum MP: +100, Last Available: "2020-08"
10553	chilly kekekey	0		Cold Damage: +5, Last Available: "2020-08"
10554	twirling up-at-dawn rabbit's foot key	0		Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2020-08"
10555	blurry Temple Grandin's Oprah's knob shaft skate key	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Familiar Weight: +7, Last Available: "2020-08"
10556	censurious wicked ice key of bravery	0		Spell Damage: +5, Spooky Resistance: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2020-08"
10557	curative anchovy can key	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2020-08"
10558	mirror narrow frosty hardy cactus key	0		Maximum HP: +50, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2020-08"
10559	smelly arcane researcher's f'c'le sh'c'le k'y	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2020-08"
10560	frosty padded treasure chest key	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2020-08"
10561	inspector's frosty crafty demonic key	0		Maximum MP: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2020-08"
10562	stanky key sausage	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2020-08"
10563	maroon reassuring hardy knob treasury key	0		Maximum HP: +50, Spooky Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2020-08"
10564	miser's hardened wicked scrap key	0		Spell Damage: +5, Damage Reduction: 3, Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2020-08"
10565	rose key of terror of the boozehound	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2020-08"
10566	wobbly wizardly music box key	0		Mysticality: +25, Last Available: "2020-08"
10567	fuchsia smelly actual skeleton key of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2020-08"
10568	deadly deep-fried key of dire peril of extreme caution	0		Weapon Damage: 25, Monster Level: -25, Last Available: "2020-08"
10569	knitted resourceful discarded bike lock key	0		Maximum MP: +50, Cold Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2020-08"
10570	pulsating Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette	0		
10571	Manual of Lock Picking	0		Skill: "Lock Picking", Last Available: "2020-08"
10572	nitrogenated squat marshroom	0		Effect: "Frigid Weapon", Effect Duration: 47
10573	lime green narrow bag of Iunion stones	0		Free Pull
10574	Iunion Crown	0		Last Available: "2020-06"
10575	drippy candy bar	0		
10576	polymerized altered boiled salty drippy candy bar	0		Effect: "Muscularrr", Effect Duration: 22
10577	triple-energized writhing drippy candy bar	0		Effect: "Mucilaginous Muscle", Effect Duration: 64
10578	pickled fuchsia jittery gooey drippy candy bar	0		Effect: "Expert Vacationer", Effect Duration: 41
10579	baby camelCalf	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-07"
10580	dromedary drinking helmet	0		
10581	packaged SpinMaster&trade; lathe	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-08"
10582	upside-down SpinMaster&trade; lathe	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10583	mirror flimsy hardwood scraps	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10584	blurry birch battery of James Dean of the bloodbag	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Maximum HP: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-08"
10585	ghostly steel-toed occult Socratic ebony epee	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Damage Reduction: 9, Lasts Until Rollover, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Disarming Thrust", Last Available: "2020-08"
10586	blue Jeselnik's nasty chilly weeping willow wand	0		Cold Damage: +5, Stench Damage: +5, Sleaze Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Barrage of Tears", Last Available: "2020-08"
10587	zippy smartaleck's beechwood blowgun of the early riser	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Initiative: +20, Adventures: +7, Lasts Until Rollover, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Poison Dart", Last Available: "2020-08"
10588	medical-grade rosy-cheeked shellacked maple magnet	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Maximum HP Percent: +30, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-08"
10589	cyan blurry Dreadsylvanian hemlock	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10590	aromatic Oprah's hemlock helm of the businessman	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Stench Resistance: +1, Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2020-08"
10591	sweaty balsam	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10592	spinning foul-smelling hardy ruddy balsam barrel	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Maximum HP: +50, Stench Damage: +10, Last Available: "2020-08"
10593	gray huge redwood	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10594	dry super-vacuum-sealed adjusted bouncing redwood rain stick	0		Effect: "Vital", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2020-08"
10595	blurry purpleheart logs	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10596	twirling frightening medical-grade hardy purpleheart &quot;pants&quot;	0		Maximum HP: +50, Spooky Damage: +5, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2020-08"
10597	pulsating wormwood stick	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10598	prompt rosewater-soaked electrified curative beefcake's wormwood wedding ring	0		Muscle: +25, Stench Resistance: +3, Adventures: +3, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-08"
10599	Dripwood slab	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10600	drippy diadem	0		Drippy Resistance: +15, Last Available: "2020-08"
10601	Thwaitgold slug statuette	0		
10602	Van der Graaf ert grey goo ring	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
10603	fistful of wood shavings	0		
10604	Yeg's Motel ashtray	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10605	Yeg's Motel alarm clock	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10606	oxidized dry pulsating spinning Yeg's Motel toothbrush	0		Effect: "Surreally Buff", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2020-09"
10607	energized altered Yeg's Motel hand soap	0		Effect: "Some Cheese with Your Wine", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2020-09"
10608	Yeg's Motel sewing kit	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10609	normal jittery Yeg's Motel pillow mint	3	good	Last Available: "2020-09"
10610	Yeg's Motel disposable razor	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10611	modified colloidal warmed blurry spinning Yeg's Motel mouthwash	0		Effect: "Chauve-Souris Merde Fou", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2020-09"
10612	huge skewed energetic sinister Yeg's Motel shower cap	0		Spell Damage: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-09"
10613	yellow executive Yeg's Motel bathrobe of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Meat Drop: +40, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-09"
10614	tumbling auspicious frightening Yeg's Motel slippers	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Item Drop: +10, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-09"
10615	Yeg's Motel stationery	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10616	Yeg's Motel minibar key	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10617	skewed sizzling desk bell	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10618	frost-rimed desk bell	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10619	uncanny desk bell	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10620	nasty desk bell	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10621	ghostly olive greasy desk bell	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10622	chess set	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10623	skewed onyx king	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10624	green onyx queen	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10625	onyx rook	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10626	squat mirror onyx bishop	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10627	teal onyx knight	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10628	blue onyx pawn	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10629	alabaster king	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10630	alabaster queen	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10631	alabaster rook	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10632	alabaster bishop	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10633	alabaster knight	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10634	alabaster pawn	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10635	bagged Cargo Cultist Shorts	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-09"
10636	gray greedy aromatic Cargo Cultist Shorts of the bloodbag of the detective	0		Maximum HP: +100, Stench Resistance: +1, Item Drop: +20, Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2020-09"
10637	blinking complicated device	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10638	aged boozy flask of moonshine	5	awesome	Last Available: "2020-09"
10639	chaotic experienced sea-worn candlestick of the glutton	0		Experience: +2, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2020-09"
10640	squat Universal Seasoning	0		
10641	boiled cold-filtered null-day exploit	0		Effect: "Red-Shirted Escort", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2025-12"
10642	upside-down flame orb	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10643	bland pulsating chocolate chip muffin	3	decent	
10644	teal Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-10"
10645	upside-down Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium (well-read)	0		Last Available: "2020-10"
10646	cyan packaged knock-off retro superhero cape	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-11"
10647	Vampire Slicer trench cape	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Maximum HP: +50, Hot Resistance: +3, Cold Resistance: +3, Spooky Resistance: +3, Stench Resistance: +3, Sleaze Resistance: +3
10648	box o' ghosts	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-12"
10649	spinning gregarious ghostling	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-12"
10650	grinning ghostling	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-12"
10651	greedy ghostling	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-12"
10652	subscription cocoa dispenser	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10653	extra-dry super-modified fortifying hot cocoa	0		Effect: "Shortened", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2020-12"
10654	aerosolized red huge boiling hot cocoa	0		Effect: "Dreams and Lights", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2020-12"
10655	energized boiled cool hot cocoa	0		Effect: "Bilious Briskness", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2020-12"
10656	Vulcanized overly-fancy hot cocoa	0		Effect: "Kernel Panic!", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2020-12"
10657	boiled hot cocoa au beurre	0		Effect: "Disdain of the Storm Tortoise", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2020-12"
10658	cold-filtered yellow tumbling hot cocoa with rainbow marshmallows	0		Effect: "Extra-Wet", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2020-12"
10659	dog trainer's Book of Old-Timey Carols	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Last Available: "2020-12"
10660	narrow Crimbo smile of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2020-12"
10661	SalesCo sample kit of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Last Available: "2020-12"
10662	concentrated extra-quantum blurry pulsating candy harmonica	0		Effect: "Wings of the Grasshopper", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2020-12"
10663	dry activated sugar	0		Effect: "Bone Chilling", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2020-12"
10664	ionized ionized blurry multi-level marzipan	0		Effect: "Singer's Faithful Ocelot", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2020-12"
10665	flame-wreathed plastic Crimbo caroler	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2020-12"
10666	plastic multi-level marketer of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2020-12"
10667	stanky plastic Crimbo cheer	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2020-12"
10668	baleful plastic Mirth	0		Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2020-12"
10669	narrow prompt plastic Penny	0		Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2020-12"
10670	tumbling overflowing gift basket	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10671	personalized wassail stein	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10672	wobbly tabletop candy dispenser	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10673	inspector's neck wreath	0		Item Drop: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10674	wobbly extremely unsafe shining star cap	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2020-12"
10675	nativity shorts of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2020-12"
10676	veiny razor-sharp myrrh pouch	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Maximum HP: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10677	perfumed studded frankincenser	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2020-12"
10678	grievous gilded trumpet of Calamity Jane	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10679	blinking nippy &quot;reusable&quot; grocery bag	0		Cold Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-12"
10680	frightening wine carrier	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-12"
10681	wizardly candy bucket	0		Mysticality: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-12"
10682	improved wobbly prescription teeth whitener	0		Effect: "Boletus Swoletus", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2020-12"
10683	extra-anodized pulsating imported lemon lozenge	0		Effect: "Good Karma", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2020-12"
10684	triple-vacuum-sealed hermedisiac cologne	0		Effect: "Motion", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2020-12"
10685	government food shipment	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10686	skewed government booze shipment	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10687	government candy shipment	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10688	Crimbo Cheer tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10689	Crimbo Carol tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10690	tumbling Crimbo Commerce tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10691	food drive button	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10692	booze drive button	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10693	candy drive button	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10694	food mailing list	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10695	tumbling skewed booze mailing list	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10696	candy mailing list	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10697	stanky weightlifter's fruit bat	0		Muscle: +15, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Class: "Seal Clubber", Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10698	squat sage cool tinsel orb	0		Moxie: +5, Mysticality Percent: +10, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Last Available: "2020-12"
10699	family-friendly snowpack of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Class: "Pastamancer", Last Available: "2020-12"
10700	pulsating frosty medical-grade Satan hat	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Class: "Sauceror", Last Available: "2020-12"
10701	spinning brawny Crimbo stockings of the pedagogue	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Experience: +3, Class: "Disco Bandit", Last Available: "2020-12"
10702	Usain Bolt's Jeselnik's poncho de azucar	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Initiative: +80, Class: "Accordion Thief", Last Available: "2020-12"
10703	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1	0		Skill: "Long Winter's Nap", Last Available: "2020-12"
10704	ghostly The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 (used)	0		Skill: "Long Winter's Nap", Last Available: "2020-12"
10705	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2	0		Skill: "Bowl Full of Jelly", Last Available: "2020-12"
10706	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 (used)	0		Skill: "Bowl Full of Jelly", Last Available: "2020-12"
10707	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3	0		Skill: "Ashes and Soot", Last Available: "2020-12"
10708	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3 (used)	0		Skill: "Ashes and Soot", Last Available: "2020-12"
10709	blinking The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4	0		Skill: "Eye and a Twist", Last Available: "2020-12"
10710	spinning The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used)	0		Skill: "Eye and a Twist", Last Available: "2020-12"
10711	pulsating The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5	0		Skill: "Dimples, How Merry!", Last Available: "2020-12"
10712	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 (used)	0		Skill: "Dimples, How Merry!", Last Available: "2020-12"
10713	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6	0		Skill: "Chubby and Plump", Last Available: "2020-12"
10714	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 (used)	0		Skill: "Chubby and Plump", Last Available: "2020-12"
10715	delicious immense fuchsia spinning and pepper (stale)	10	awesome	Last Available: "2020-12"
10716	tolerable cranberry margarita (brackish)	3	good	Last Available: "2020-12"
10717	fuzzy polar bear ears	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Experience (Muscle): +3, Last Available: "2020-12"
10718	nose	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Last Available: "2020-12"
10719	goose mask	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Experience (Moxie): +3, Last Available: "2020-12"
10720	tolerable barrel-aged eggnog	3	good	Last Available: "2020-12"
10721	bland fancy hand-crafted candy cane	3	decent	Effect: "El Vibrations", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2020-12"
10722	bite-sized bland upside-down blue drive-thru burger	1	decent	Last Available: "2020-12"
10723	mediocre purple Boulevardier cocktail	4	decent	Last Available: "2020-12"
10724	moist huge Hotwire&trade; brand candy rope	0		Effect: "Low on the Hog", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2020-12"
10725	rotten diet fuchsia twirling bowl full of jelly	1	crappy	Last Available: "2020-12"
10726	special watered-down bad blue Eye and a Twist	2	decent	Effect: "The Q Is Talking To You", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2020-12"
10727	denatured magnetized red jittery shaking Chubby and Plump bar	0		Effect: "Papowerful", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2020-12"
10728	wobbly digibritches	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
10729	packaged crystal ball	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-01"
10730	crystal ball	0		Initiative: +50, Last Available: "2021-01", Item Drop (sporadic): +25
10731	fresh can of paint	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-12"
10732	fresh coat of paint	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10733	emotion chip	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-02", Skill: "Emotionally Chipped"
10734	mirror spinal-fluid-covered emotion chip	0		Last Available: "2021-02", Skill: "Emotionally Chipped"
10735	green tumbling robo-battery	0		
10736	jittery Thwaitgold listening bug statuette	0		
10737	lime green bouncing power seed	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-03"
10738	blurry potted power plant	0		Last Available: "2021-03"
10739	adjusted alkaline oxidized battery (AAA)	0		Effect: "Rampage!", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2021-03"
10740	adjusted tarnished battery (AA)	0		Effect: "Strong Grip", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2021-03"
10741	aerosolized battery (D)	0		Effect: "Ichorous Eyesight", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2021-03"
10742	extra-quantum pulsating battery (9-Volt)	0		Effect: "Stop and Smell the Fudge", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2021-03"
10743	enhanced deionized battery (lantern)	0		Effect: "Super Vision", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2021-03"
10744	alkaline vacuum-sealed squat battery (car)	0		Effect: "Yet tea", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2021-03"
10745	upside-down cryptocloak	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
10746	marshmallow	0		
10747	drinkable special ghostly marshmallow bomb	4	good	Effect: "Metal Speed", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2021-03"
10748	spinning packaged backup camera	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-04"
10749	backup camera	0		Maximum HP / MP: +20, Meat Drop: +50, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Back-Up to your Last Enemy", Last Available: "2021-04"
10750	tumbling shortest-order cook	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-05"
10751	plate	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10752	deionized mirror short beer	0		Effect: "Outer Wolf&trade;", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2021-05"
10753	polarized short stack of pancakes	0		Effect: "Mushroom Magicalness", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2021-05"
10754	electrified short stick of butter	0		Effect: "Overstimulated", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2021-05"
10755	enhanced concentrated skewed mirror short glass of water	0		Effect: "Polar Express", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2021-05"
10756	energized flattened short	0		Effect: "Here's Mud in Your Eye", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2021-05"
10757	Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette	0		
10758	quantum of familiar	0		
10759	aromatic familiar scrapbook of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Stench Resistance: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Show Your Boring Familiar Pictures", Last Available: "2021-06"
10760	skewed packaged familiar scrapbook	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-06"
10761	wobbly clan underground fireworks shop	0		Last Available: "2021-07"
10762	supercharged educational fedora-mounted fountain of vim and vigor	0		Experience: +1, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-07"
10763	up-at-dawn Sinatra's sombrero-mounted sparkler of horror	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Adventures: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-07"
10764	ghostly chaotic Sinatra's beefy porkpie-mounted popper	0		Muscle: +10, Experience (Moxie): +5, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-07"
10765	blurry rocket	0		Last Available: "2021-07"
10766	rocket	0		Last Available: "2021-07"
10767	jittery rocket	0		Last Available: "2021-07"
10768	normal fire crackers	4	good	Last Available: "2021-07"
10769	squat Arr, M80	0		Last Available: "2021-07"
10770	Catherine Wheel of the storm of the businessman	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Meat Drop: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-07"
10771	Jim Carey's rocket boots of the blizzard	0		Monster Level: +25, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-07"
10772	jittery Jim Carey's curative sparkler	0		Monster Level: +25, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-07"
10773	Our Daily Candles&trade; order form	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-08"
10774	flattened non-cold-filtered squat Scent of a Human&trade; candle	0		Effect: "Mushroom Magicalness", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2021-08"
10775	unsweetened vacuum-sealed The Beast Within&trade; candle	0		Effect: "Souper Vengeful", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2021-08"
10776	activated Salsa Caliente&trade; candle	0		Effect: "Wolf's Bane", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2021-08"
10777	concentrated Smoldering Clover&trade; candle	0		Effect: "Red Around the Gills", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2021-08"
10778	non-enhanced narrow Napalm In The Morning&trade; candle	0		Effect: "Weasels Underfoot", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2021-08"
10779	ribald scandalous extra-large utility candle	0		Sleaze Damage: 15, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-08"
10780	upside-down executive Jim Carey's runed taper candle	0		Monster Level: +25, Meat Drop: +40, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-08"
10781	toasty Temple Grandin's Da Vinci's novelty sparkling candle	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Familiar Weight: +7, Hot Damage: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-08"
10782	perfumed Abracandalabra of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Stench Resistance: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-08"
10783	blinking upside-down Tesla extra-wide head candle of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-08"
10784	oxidized concentrated natural magick candle	0		Effect: "You Know Who to Call", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2021-08"
10785	alkaline rainbow glitter candle	0		Effect: "Slightly Cursed, Mostly Lucky", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2021-08"
10786	adjusted mirror banana candle	0		Effect: "Superveiny 9000", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2021-08"
10787	unsweetened ear candle	0		Effect: "Natural 20", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2021-08"
10788	anodized colloidal votive of confidence	0		Effect: "Partially Ghosted", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2021-08"
10789	studded water candle	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Water: 3, Lasts Until Rollover
10790	spinning therapeutic B. L. A. R. T.	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "B. L. A. R. T. Spray (narrow)", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "B. L. A. R. T. Spray (medium)", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "B. L. A. R. T. Spray (wide)"
10791	spinning Thwaitgold fire beetle statuette	0		
10792	huge empty nacho cheese can	0		Water: 1
10793	literal bucket hat	0		Water: 5
10794	twirling gray rainproof barrel caulk	0		
10795	pump grease	0		
10796	wobbly packaged industrial fire extinguisher	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-09"
10797	ribald Jack Frost's coward's Annie Oakley's industrial fire extinguisher of the dark arts of incineration	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Monster Level: -20, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Foam 'em Up", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Polar Vortex", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Foam Yourself", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Blast the Area", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Zone Specific", Last Available: "2021-09"
10798	squat The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells	0		Skill: "Dead Nostrils", Last Available: "2021-08"
10799	The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells (read)	0		Skill: "Dead Nostrils", Last Available: "2021-08"
10800	1950 Vampire Vintner wine	1	awesome	Last Available: "2021-10"
10801	bottled Vampire Vintner	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-10"
10802	fuchsia French-Transylvanian Dictionary	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10803	packaged Daylight Shavings Helmet	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-11"
10804	spinning miser's coward's healthy Daylight Shavings Helmet	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Monster Level: -20, Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2021-11"
10805	eggwater	1	decent	Last Available: "2021-12"
10806	flavorless green bread man	4	decent	Last Available: "2021-12"
10807	miniature spoiled plain candy cane	2	crappy	Last Available: "2021-12"
10808	flavorless twirling flour cookie	4	decent	Last Available: "2021-12"
10809	reassuring plastic food lab	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10810	tumbling Fonzie's plastic nog lab	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10811	mirror cyan zippy plastic chem lab	0		Initiative: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10812	rock-hard plastic primary lab	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10813	purple fortified plastic Cheer Core	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10814	packaged medicine cabinet	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-12"
10815	medicine cabinet	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10816	horrifying coward's beefy ice crown	0		Muscle: +10, Monster Level: -20, Spooky Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-12"
10817	auspicious wool Temple Grandin's jeans	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Cold Resistance: +1, Item Drop: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-12"
10818	mirror foul-smelling mansplainer's steel-toed ice wrap	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Monster Level: +15, Stench Damage: +10, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-12"
10819	toothsome tofu pop	3	awesome	Last Available: "2021-12"
10820	normal jittery bowl of prescription candy	3	good	Last Available: "2021-12"
10821	decent enchanted shaking fishcake	3	good	Effect: "Pasty", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2021-12"
10822	toothsome tiny bone broth	1	awesome	Last Available: "2021-12"
10823	rotten fancy star pop	3	crappy	Effect: "Sleazy Jellied", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2021-12"
10824	hand-crafted Doc's Fortifying Wine	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2021-12"
10825	perfectly mixed Doc's Smartifying Wine	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2021-12"
10826	smooth Doc's Limbering Wine	3	awesome	Last Available: "2021-12"
10827	hand-crafted Doc's Medical-Grade Wine	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2021-12"
10828	dehydrated Homebodyl&trade;	1		Last Available: "2021-12"
10829	denatured tumbling green Extrovermectin&trade;	1		Effect: "Pygmy Drinking Buddy", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2021-12"
10830	distilled teal Breathitin&trade;	1		Last Available: "2021-12"
10831	dried Fleshazole&trade;	1		Effect: "Berry Defensive", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2021-12"
10832	energized colloidal anti-burn cream	0		Effect: "Dragged Through the Coals", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2021-12"
10833	tarnished boiled bouncing anti-freeze cream	0		Effect: "Spookypants", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2021-12"
10834	cold-filtered gray anti-goosebump cream	0		Effect: "Certainty", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2021-12"
10835	galvanized non-tarnished jittery anti-odor cream	0		Effect: "Egg Burps", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2021-12"
10836	wet fuchsia anti-creep cream	0		Effect: "So Fresh and So Clean", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2021-12"
10837	ionized twirling anti-pain cream	0		Effect: "Heart Aflame", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2021-12"
10838	strong artisanal jittery Doc's Special Reserve Wine	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2021-12"
10839	delicious diet bread pie	1	awesome	Last Available: "2021-12"
10840	hand-crafted high-proof clear Russian	6	EPIC	Last Available: "2021-12"
10841	twirling zero-trust tanktop	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
10842	Crimbo ball	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10843	squat Crimbo ball	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10844	purple gooified animal matter	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10845	red gooified vegetable matter	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10846	skewed gooified mineral matter	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10847	apple brown pudding pie	3	EPIC	Effect: "Hoity Toity", Effect Duration: 13
10848	extra-sweet chocolate and pear nog	3	good	Effect: "Hoity Toity", Effect Duration: 33
10849	coagulated plum pudding isomers	2		Effect: "Festively Experimented-Upon", Effect Duration: 50
10850	teal narrow goo magnet	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10851	cozy scarf of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2021-12"
10852	bland super-sized bouncing huge Crimbo cookie	5	decent	Last Available: "2023-06"
10853	vacuum-sealed maroon narrow squat fleshy putty	0		Effect: "Stuck-Up Hair", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2021-12"
10854	mirror foul-smelling third ear	0		Stench Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10855	spinning festive egg sac	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10856	poisonsettia	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10857	fuchsia Usain Bolt's peppermint-scented socks	0		Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2021-12"
10858	wobbly the Crymbich Manuscript	0		Skill: "Ancient Crymbo Lore", Last Available: "2021-12"
10859	projectile chemistry set	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10860	lion tamer's depleted Crimbonium football helmet	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Last Available: "2021-12"
10861	spinning jittery synthetic rock	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10862	adequate &quot;caramel&quot;	3	good	Last Available: "2021-12"
10863	self-repairing earmuffs of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Last Available: "2021-12"
10864	carnivorous potted plant of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Last Available: "2021-12"
10865	universal biscuit	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10866	Jim Carey's yule hatchet	0		Monster Level: +25, Last Available: "2021-12"
10867	potato alarm clock	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10868	decent lab-grown meat	4	good	Last Available: "2021-12"
10869	Tesla fleece	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2021-12"
10870	bouncing boxed gumball machine	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10871	cloning kit	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10872	Tesla pants	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2021-12"
10873	horrifying medical-grade can of mixed everything of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Spooky Damage: +25, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2021-12"
10874	Site Alpha ID badge	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10875	red the Crymbich Manuscript (used)	0		Skill: "Ancient Crymbo Lore", Last Available: "2021-12"
10876	stale meatball	4	decent	Last Available: "2021-12"
10877	cloned monster	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10878	meatball machine	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10879	purple refurbished air fryer	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10880	boiled jittery fried air	1		Effect: "Cheered Up", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2021-12"
10881	11-leaf clover	0		
10882	carton of astral energy drinks	0		
10883	compressed astral energy drink	1		
10884	mint condition magnifying glass	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
10885	double-paned sizzling savvy magnifying glass	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Hot Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2022-12"
10886	boozy tolerable squat void lager	5	good	Last Available: "2022-12"
10887	big normal void burger	5	good	Last Available: "2022-12"
10888	void stone	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
10889	Jeselnik's coward's mansplainer's experienced void shard	0		Experience: +2, Monster Level: -5, Sleaze Damage: +25, Last Available: "2022-12"
10890	undrilled cosmic bowling ball	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-01"
10891	olive cosmic bowling ball	0		Last Available: "2022-01"
10892	upside-down combat lover's locket lockbox	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-02"
10893	shaking hardy combat lover's locket	0		Maximum HP: +50, Single Equip, Gear Drop: [pref(locketPhylum,demon)*50], Last Available: "2022-02"
10894	Thwaitgold protozoa statuette	0		
10895	grey gosling	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-03"
10896	grey down vest	0		Experience (familiar): +2
10897	trojan horseshoe	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
10898	undamaged Unbreakable Umbrella	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-04"
10899	huge Oprah's supercool unbreakable umbrella (broken) of the ox of Gandalf	0		Muscle: +20, Moxie Percent: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Spell Critical Percent: +20
10900	MayDay&trade; contract	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-05"
10901	twirling skewed MayDay&trade; supply package	0		Last Available: "2022-05"
10902	triple-oxidized tumbling emergency glowstick	0		Effect: "Sweet Tooth", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2022-05"
10903	huge spinning coward's survival knife	0		Monster Level: -20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-05"
10904	frosty crank-powered radio on a lanyard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-05"
10905	rosy-cheeked headlamp	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-05"
10906	Sherlock's reassuring thermal blanket of temperance	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Item Drop: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-05"
10907	maroon mirror prompt atlas of local maps	0		Adventures: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-05"
10908	oxidized modified non-colloidal spare battery	0		Effect: "Pecan Pied Piper", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2022-05"
10909	fuchsia space blanket	0		Last Available: "2022-05"
10910	vacuum-sealed skewed single-use dust mask	0		Effect: "Bloody-minded", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2022-05"
10911	wet modified gaffer's tape	0		Effect: "Broken Bone Nubs", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2022-05"
10912	miniature spoiled blinking 20-lb can of rice and beans	2	crappy	Last Available: "2022-05"
10913	bar of freeze-dried water	1	good	Last Available: "2022-05"
10914	moldy squat expired MRE	4	crappy	Last Available: "2022-05"
10915	moldy lime green cool mint precipice bar	3	crappy	Last Available: "2022-05"
10916	rotten carrot cake precipice bar	4	crappy	Last Available: "2022-05"
10917	The Big Book of Every Skill	0		
10918	Thwaitgold harvestman statuette	0		
10919	skewed skewed packaged June cleaver	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-06"
10920	baleful dance instructor's June cleaver of the overflowing toilet	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Spell Damage: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Attacks Can't Miss, Last Available: "2022-06"
10921	enchanted bad upside-down Dad's brandy	3	decent	Effect: "PERL of Great Price", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2022-06"
10922	aromatic teacher's pen of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2022-06"
10923	stale fire-roasted lake trout	4	decent	Last Available: "2022-06"
10924	adequate guilty sprout	3	good	Last Available: "2022-06"
10925	mother's necklace of the wise owl of courage	0		Mysticality: +20, Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2022-06"
10926	quantum irradiated shaking trampled ticket stub	0		Effect: "Spirit of Alph", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2022-06"
10927	colloidal triple-deionized ghostly savings bond	0		Effect: "Optimist Primal", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2022-06"
10928	squat tumbling designer sweatpants (new stock)	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-07"
10929	designer sweatpants	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Flick", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Flood", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Spray", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Sip", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Make Sweat-Ade", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Drench Yourself in Sweat", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sip Some Sweat", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Sweat Out Some Booze", Last Available: "2022-07"
10930	boiled maroon ghostly sweat-ade	1		Effect: "You Know What's Up", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2022-07"
10931	upside-down unopened stillsuit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-08"
10932	squat tumbling stillsuit	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Experience (familiar): +1, Familiar Damage: +10, Last Available: "2022-08"
10933	tumbling thick dinosaur	0		
10934	dinosaur scale	0		
10935	pristine dinosaur feather	0		
10936	nasty dinosaur spike	0		
10937	shaking pterodactyl rifle of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Snipe Pterodactyl"
10938	birdseed hat	0		
10939	spinning flatusaur gasmask	0		
10940	dinosaur dart	0		
10941	unsweetened boiled Dino DNAde&trade;	0		Effect: "Armored Innards", Effect Duration: 18
10942	dinosaur repellent	0		
10943	smartaleck's camouflage vest	0		Moxie Percent: +30
10944	Dinodollar	0		
10945	valuable dinosaur droppings	0		
10946	wobbly squat dinosaur pheromone kit	0		
10947	Jim Carey's MacGyver's awkward dinosaur research harness of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Maximum MP: +100, Monster Level: +25
10948	beefy reflective vest	0		Muscle: +10
10949	family-friendly dinosaur	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1
10950	ghostly Thwaitgold mosquito-in-amber statuette	0		
10951	packaged Jurassic Parka	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-09"
10952	thinker's Jurassic Parka of the sweet-tooth	0		Mysticality: +10, Candy Drop: +100, Avoid Attack: 1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Engage ultra-attractive parka mode", Last Available: "2022-09"
10953	boxed autumn-aton	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-10"
10954	autumn-aton	0		Last Available: "2022-10"
10955	electrified enhanced jittery autumn leaf	0		Effect: "Stevedave's Shanty of Superiority", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2022-10"
10956	aged weak AutumnFest ale	2	awesome	Last Available: "2022-10"
10957	smartaleck's groovy autumn sweater-weather sweater of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Moxie Percent: 40, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-10"
10958	Jack Frost's rock-hard Fonzie's autumn debris shield of the bloodbag	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Damage Reduction: 5, Maximum HP: +100, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-10"
10959	snack-sized bland autumn-spice donut	2	decent	Last Available: "2022-10"
10960	alkaline autumn dollar	0		Effect: "Slimily Speedy", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2022-10"
10961	zippy educational autumn leaf pendant of Calamity Jane	0		Experience: +1, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Initiative: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-10"
10962	distilled teal autumn breeze	1		Last Available: "2022-10"
10963	activated upside-down autumn years wisdom	0		Effect: "Leash of Linguini", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2022-10"
10964	spinning familiar-in-the-middle wrapper	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
10965	smooth squat Oopsie IPA	3	awesome	Last Available: "2022-10"
10966	shaking mummified entombed cookbookbat	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-11"
10967	Yeast of Boris	0		Last Available: "2022-11"
10968	St. Sneaky Pete's Whey	0		Last Available: "2022-11"
10969	Vegetable of Jarlsberg	0		Last Available: "2022-11"
10970	yummy jittery ratatouille de Jarlsberg	4	awesome	Last Available: "2022-11"
10971	stale small Jarlsberg's vegetable soup	2	decent	Last Available: "2022-11"
10972	normal fancy roasted vegetable of Jarlsberg	3	good	Effect: "Pisces Rising", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2022-11"
10973	super-sized tasty special tumbling St. Pete's sneaky smoothie	5	awesome	Effect: "Chorale of Companionship", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2022-11"
10974	bland wobbly Pete's wiley whey bar	4	decent	Last Available: "2022-11"
10975	bland Pete's rich ricotta	4	decent	Last Available: "2022-11"
10976	acceptable irresponsibly strong green Boris's beer	10	good	Last Available: "2022-11"
10977	flavorless honey bun of Boris	4	decent	Last Available: "2022-11"
10978	spoiled Boris's bread	3	crappy	Last Available: "2022-11"
10979	Recipe of Before Yore: ratatouille de Jarlsberg	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "ratatouille de Jarlsberg"
10980	tumbling red Recipe of Before Yore: Jarlsberg's vegetable soup	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Jarlsberg's vegetable soup"
10981	tumbling Recipe of Before Yore: roasted vegetable of J.	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "roasted vegetable of Jarlsberg"
10982	Recipe of Before Yore: St. Pete's sneaky smoothie	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "St. Pete's sneaky smoothie"
10983	ghostly Recipe of Before Yore: Pete's wily whey bar	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Pete's wiley whey bar"
10984	Recipe of Before Yore: Pete's rich ricotta	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Pete's rich ricotta"
10985	Recipe of Before Yore: Boris's beer	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Boris's beer"
10986	Recipe of Before Yore: honey bun of Boris	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "honey bun of Boris"
10987	green jittery Recipe of Before Yore: Boris's bread	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Boris's bread"
10988	adequate baked veggie ricotta casserole	4	good	Last Available: "2022-11"
10989	delicious plain calzone	3	awesome	Last Available: "2022-11"
10990	bland roasted vegetable focaccia	3	decent	Last Available: "2022-11"
10991	flavorless Pizza of Legend	3	decent	Last Available: "2022-11"
10992	immense spoiled twirling Calzone of Legend	10	crappy	Last Available: "2022-11"
10993	Recipe of Before Yore: Calzone of Legend	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Calzone of Legend"
10994	Recipe of Before Yore: Pizza of Legend	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Pizza of Legend"
10995	gray Recipe of Before Yore: roasted vegetable focaccia	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "roasted vegetable focaccia"
10996	twirling Recipe of Before Yore: plain calzone	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "plain calzone"
10997	jittery maroon Recipe of Before Yore: baked veggie ricotta	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "baked veggie ricotta casserole"
10998	cookbookbat book	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10999	Recipe of Before Yore: Deep Dish of Legend	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Deep Dish of Legend"
11000	toothsome miniature Deep Dish of Legend	2	awesome	Last Available: "2022-11"
11001	deed to Oliver's Place	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-01"
11002	drink chit	0		Last Available: "2024-01"
11003	government per-diem	0		Last Available: "2024-01"
11004	supercool prohie's hat	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Last Available: "2024-01"
11005	alkaline dry imported taffy	0		Effect: "Mad at Science", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2024-01"
11006	flame-retardant ribald Charleston shoes	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-01"
11007	squat blurry booze bindle	0		Last Available: "2024-01"
11008	scorching dance instructor's rare oboe	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Hot Damage: +25, Last Available: "2024-01"
11009	aromatic stylish bullet necklace	0		Moxie: +25, Stench Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-01"
11010	moldy swamp haunch	3	crappy	Last Available: "2024-01"
11011	gravedigger's gator shades of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-01"
11012	upside-down milk cap	0		Last Available: "2024-01"
11013	lousy narrow Charleston Choo-Choo	3	decent	Last Available: "2024-01"
11014	high-proof perfectly mixed Velvet Veil	7	EPIC	Last Available: "2024-01"
11015	acceptable teal Marltini	4	good	Last Available: "2024-01"
11016	perfectly mixed Strong, Silent Type	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2024-01"
11017	perfectly mixed Mysterious Stranger	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2024-01"
11018	drinkable huge Champagne Shimmy	3	good	Last Available: "2024-01"
11019	gray the Sot's parcel	0		Last Available: "2024-01"
11020	dangerous ceramic cestus of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Weapon Damage: +10, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ceramic Punch", Last Available: "2023-12"
11021	curative strapping ceramic centurion shield of the sewer	0		Muscle: +5, Stench Damage: +25, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ceramic Bash", Last Available: "2023-12"
11022	bouncing upside-down healthy ceramic celery grater of doom	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ceramic Grate", Last Available: "2023-12"
11023	blurry MacGyver's ceramic celsiturometer of the pedagogue of the businessman	0		Experience: +3, Maximum MP: +100, Meat Drop: +50, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ceramic Boil", Last Available: "2023-12"
11024	auspicious curative supercool ceramic cerecloth belt	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Item Drop: +10, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ceramic Skullgaze", Last Available: "2023-12"
11025	wobbly knitted wizardly ceramic cenobite's robe of Leguizamo	0		Mysticality: +25, Monster Level: +20, Cold Resistance: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ceramic Cenobitize", Last Available: "2023-12"
11026	dehydrated tumbling blue huge ceramic scree	1		Effect: "Thunderspell", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2023-12"
11027	non-warmed moist bouncing extra-hard jawbreaker	0		Effect: "Colorful Gratitude", Effect Duration: 61
11028	MacGyver's extremely unsafe chiffon chevrons of the bloodbag	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Maximum HP: +100, Maximum MP: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12"
11029	mirror skewed inspector's asbestos-lined brainy chiffon chapeau	0		Mysticality: +5, Hot Resistance: +5, Item Drop: +15, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11030	reassuring flame-wreathed Tesla chiffon chamberpot	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +1, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11031	chilly medical-grade veiny chiffon chemise	0		Maximum HP: +10, Cold Damage: +5, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11032	foul-smelling arcane researcher's chiffon chakram of incineration	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Stench Damage: +10, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11033	up-at-dawn sage chiffon chaps of James Dean	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Experience (Moxie): +3, Adventures: +5, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11034	vaporized shaking wobbly spinning chiffon carbage	1		Last Available: "2023-12"
11035	colloidal unsweetened jittery chiffon lemon	0		Effect: "Okee-Dokee Go!", Effect Duration: 32
11036	moldy chocomotive	4	crappy	Last Available: "2022-12"
11037	normal freightcake	3	good	Last Available: "2022-12"
11038	bad cabooze	3	decent	Last Available: "2022-12"
11039	plastic caboose	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11040	upside-down sage plastic passenger car	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Last Available: "2022-12"
11041	nasty plastic dining car	0		Stench Damage: +5, Last Available: "2022-12"
11042	blurry wicked plastic coal car of the sewer	0		Spell Damage: +5, Stench Damage: +25, Last Available: "2022-12"
11043	wobbly plastic locomotive of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2022-12"
11044	packaged model train set	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-12"
11045	model train set	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11046	shaking Crimbo training manual	0		
11047	Abuela Crimbo's special magnet	0		
11048	Trainbot radar monocle	0		Single Equip
11049	pile of Trainbot parts	0		
11050	energized ionized teal mirror Trainbot circuitry	0		Effect: "Three Days Slow", Effect Duration: 12
11051	tarnished Trainbot tubing	0		Effect: "You Can Taste the Darkness", Effect Duration: 61
11052	cold-filtered unsweetened chilled shaking Trainbot plating	0		Effect: "Cuts Like a Buttered Knife", Effect Duration: 32
11053	modified alkaline adjusted Trainbot optics	0		Effect: "Vanity Rage", Effect Duration: 25
11054	frozen pulsating Trainbot servomotors	0		Effect: "Amorous Avarice", Effect Duration: 57
11055	double-corrupted narrow Trainbot linkages	0		Effect: "Knightlife", Effect Duration: 30
11056	ping-pong paddle	0		Single Equip
11057	ping-pong ball	0		
11058	flame-wreathed Trainbot harness	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10
11059	ping-pong table	0		
11060	Crimbo train emergency brake	0		
11061	upside-down Trainbot autoassembly module	0		
11062	mirror aromatic flame-retardant Oprah's head-mounted Trainbot	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Hot Resistance: +1, Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2022-12"
11063	Jack Frost's stiffened beefy leg-mounted Trainbots	0		Muscle: +10, Damage Reduction: 1, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2022-12"
11064	perfumed wholesome shoulder-mounted Trainbot of temperance	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Stench Resistance: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2022-12"
11065	cinnamon machine oil	0		
11066	squat Crimbo crystal shards	0		
11067	perfectly mixed gray narrow dregs of a Crimbo cocktail	3	EPIC	
11068	lost elf luggage	0		
11069	Trainbot luggage hook	0		Single Equip
11070	special spoiled snack-sized pulsating honey-drenched ham slice	2	crappy	Effect: "Lifted Spirits", Effect Duration: 50
11071	bad mostly-empty bottle of cookie wine	3	decent	
11072	massive yummy Crimbo food scraps	8	awesome	
11073	blurry arm towel	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11074	automatic wine thief	0		Single Equip
11075	mirror shaking table-scraper	0		Single Equip
11076	bouncing Trainbot slag	0		
11077	industrially-crushed ice	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11078	rotten gigantic steamed oyster	6	crappy	
11079	really nice lump of coal	0		
11080	deactivated mini-Trainbot	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11081	steam unit	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11082	crystal Crimbo goblet	0		
11083	crystal Crimbo platter	0		
11084	artisanal upside-down Crimbosmopolitan	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2022-12"
11085	half-sized decent narrow Crimbo dinner	2	good	Last Available: "2022-12"
11086	overloaded Yule battery	0		Familiar Weight: +25, Last Available: "2022-12"
11087	bouncing pulsating train whistle	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11088	The Superconductor's CPU	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2022-12"
11089	maroon unoccupied sheep suit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-12"
11090	half-height cigar	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11091	teal grubby wool	0		
11092	electrified Oprah's grubby wool hat of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Maximum MP Percent: +50, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
11093	greasy sinister grubby wool scarf	0		Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
11094	Usain Bolt's lightning-fast gravedigger's grubby wool trousers	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Initiative: 120
11095	reassuring lion tamer's Sinatra's grubby wool gloves of the brazier	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Experience (familiar): +2, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +1, Single Equip
11096	blinking grubby wool beerwarmer	0		
11097	lousy nice warm beer	4	decent	
11098	grubby woolball	0		
11099	Rock Garden Guide	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-01"
11100	packet of rock seeds	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11101	twirling groveling gravel	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11102	compressed blurry blinking fruity pebble	1		Last Available: "2023-01"
11103	lodestone	0		Effect: "Loded", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2023-01"
11104	purple wobbly upside-down milestone	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11105	bouncing bolder boulder	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11106	molehill mountain	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11107	tumbling whet stone	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11108	hard rock	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11109	pulsating stalagmite	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11110	huge chocolate covered ping-pong ball	0		
11112	adequate gigantic pixel bread	8	good	
11113	enchanted hand-crafted pixel whiskey	3	EPIC	Effect: "Leo Rising", Effect Duration: 30
11114	red pixel rock	0		
11115	mirror jittery S.I.T. Course Voucher	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-02"
11116	S.I.T. Course Completion Certificate	0		Last Available: "2023-02"
11117	electrified alkaline fuchsia glob of extra-green chlorophyll	0		Effect: "Thunderheart", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2023-02"
11118	dry ionized pulsating skewed mushroom	0		Effect: "Hennaliciousness", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2023-02"
11119	ionized quantum five-fingered fern resin	0		Effect: "Permanent Halloween", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2023-02"
11120	miniature normal super good fruit	2	good	Last Available: "2023-02"
11121	modified energized spores	1		Last Available: "2023-02"
11122	upside-down smooth hot pepper of the sewer	0		Moxie: +15, Stench Damage: +25, Lantern: 1, Lantern Element: "Hot", Last Available: "2023-02"
11123	modified altered pressed out-of-work circus flea	0		Effect: "Weapon of Mass Destruction", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2023-02"
11124	extra-grubby grub	0		Last Available: "2023-02"
11125	non-diffused flattened pulsating fire ant pheromones	0		Effect: "Macho, Macho Dog", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2023-02"
11126	quantum wobbly flapper fly	0		Effect: "Hoity Toity", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2023-02"
11127	artisanal watered-down purple shot of wasp venom	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2023-02"
11128	aerosolized filled mosquito	0		Effect: "Jaba&ntilde;ero Saucesphere", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2023-02"
11129	polymerized shim of shame shale	0		Effect: "No Vertigo", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2023-02"
11130	aerosolized pebble of proud pyrite	0		Effect: "The Dark Lord Rides in Force Tonight", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2023-02"
11131	altered huge pile of gritty sand	0		Effect: "Like a Fish to Walter", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2023-02"
11132	hollow rock	0		Last Available: "2023-02"
11133	alkaline magnetized angry agate	0		Effect: "Sticky Fingers", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2023-02"
11134	dry corrupted lump of loyal latite	0		Effect: "Mystic Circle", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2023-02"
11135	stale half-sized shadow sausage	2	decent	Last Available: "2023-03"
11136	lightning-fast dog trainer's shadow skin	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2023-03"
11137	boiled dry shadow flame	0		Effect: "Sweet and Green", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2023-03"
11138	spoiled shadow bread	3	crappy	Last Available: "2023-03"
11139	shadow ice	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11140	drinkable distilled twirling shadow fluid	5	good	Last Available: "2023-03"
11141	shadow glass	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11142	shadow brick	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11143	skewed shadow sinew	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11144	artisanal spinning shadow venom	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2023-03"
11145	compressed huge shadow nectar	1		Last Available: "2023-03"
11146	nasty toasty hardened shadow stick	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Hot Damage: +5, Stench Damage: +5, Last Available: "2023-03"
11147	supercharged bat paw of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +30
11148	ghostly uncursed bat paw of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50
11149	flame-retardant baleful beefcake's goblin cape	0		Muscle: +25, Spell Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +1
11150	personal trainer's uncursed goblin cape	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10
11151	aromatic dragon wishbone of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +1
11152	blurry sizzling uncursed dragon wishbone	0		Hot Damage: +10
11153	blinking up-at-dawn greasy hardy grievous stats	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Maximum HP: +50, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Adventures: +5
11154	hale uncursed stats	0		Maximum HP: +20
11155	steel-toed arcane orb of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Damage Reduction: 9
11156	smartaleck's uncursed arcane orb	0		Moxie Percent: +30
11157	blurry medical-grade machete	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
11158	deadly uncursed machete	0		Weapon Damage: +5
11159	huge blanket	0		
11160	uncursed blanket	0		
11161	skewed executive educational medallion of extreme caution	0		Experience: +1, Monster Level: -25, Meat Drop: +40
11162	fuchsia spinning sizzling uncursed medallion	0		Hot Damage: +10
11163	Advanced Pig Skinning	0		
11164	The Cheese Wizard's Companion	0		
11165	Jazz Agent sheet music	0		
11166	Thwaitgold anti-moth statuette	0		
11167	shadowy cheat sheet	0		Free Pull
11168	closed-circuit phone system	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-03"
11169	blurry closed-circuit pay phone	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11170	red shadow lighter	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11171	huge shadow heptahedron	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11172	spinning shadow snowflake	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11173	yellow squat shadow heart	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11174	spinning shadow bucket	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11175	shadow wave	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11176	Rufus's shadow lodestone	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11177	pulsating inspector's Lo Pan's personal trainer's shadow chef's hat	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2023-03"
11178	quilted extremely unsafe boxer's shadow trousers	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Damage Absorption: +40, Last Available: "2023-03"
11179	red blurry gravedigger's wizardly shadow hammer	0		Mysticality: +25, Spooky Damage: +10, Last Available: "2023-03"
11180	arcane researcher's brawny shadow monocle of incineration	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-03"
11181	shadow candle	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Shadow Flame", Last Available: "2023-03"
11182	spoiled shadow hot dog	4	crappy	Last Available: "2023-03"
11183	bad watered-down shadow martini	2	decent	Last Available: "2023-03"
11184	mixed lime green shadow pill	1		Effect: "Wise Spirit", Effect Duration: 25
11185	shadow needle	0		
11186	cursed monkey's paw	0		All Attributes: +10, Spooky Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, All Resistance: +2, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Monkey Slap", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Monkey Tickle", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Evil Monkey Eye", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Monkey Peace Sign", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Monkey Point", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Monkey Punch", Last Available: "2023-04"
11187	monkey glove	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-04"
11188	warmed huge shadow candy	0		Effect: "Knightlife", Effect Duration: 61
11189	replica Mr. Accessory	0		
11190	replica Dark Jill-O-Lantern	0		
11191	replica hand turkey outline	0		
11192	blue replica crimbo elfling	0		
11193	replica pygmy bugbear shaman	0		
11194	mirror dedigitizer schematic: cyburger	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11195	replica gravy-covered maypole	0		Item Drop: +25
11196	narrow jittery replica wax lips	0		Experience: +3
11197	ghostly replica Tome of Snowcone Summoning	0		
11198	maroon dedigitizer schematic: cybeer	0		Last Available: "2025-12", Softcore Only
11199	huge wobbly sizzling brainy replica jewel-eyed wizard hat of chilblains	0		Mysticality: +5, Cold Damage: +25, Hot Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Magic Missile"
11200	coward's stylish strapping replica bottle-rocket crossbow	0		Muscle: +5, Moxie: +25, Monster Level: -20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire red bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire blue bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire orange bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire purple bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire black bottle-rocket"
11201	bouncing avaricious flame-retardant wicked replica navel ring of navel gazing of the overflowing toilet	0		Spell Damage: +5, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Hot Resistance: +1, Meat Drop: +30, Single Equip, Item Drop (sporadic): 4.25, Meat Drop (sporadic): 4.25
11202	red electrified replica V for Vivala mask of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Combat Item Damage Percent: 50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Creepy Grin"
11203	upside-down Samson's educational replica haiku katana of the glutton	0		Experience: +1, Experience (Muscle): +5, Food Drop: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spring Raindrop Attack", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Summer Siesta", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Falling Leaf Whirlwind", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Winter's Bite Technique", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "The 17 Cuts"
11204	replica box of fireworks	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire off a Roman Candle", Item Drop (sporadic): +12.5
11205	shaking replica cotton candy cocoon	0		
11206	zippy gravedigger's lion tamer's strapping replica Elvish sunglasses	0		Muscle: +5, Experience (familiar): +2, Spooky Damage: +10, Initiative: +20, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play an Accordion Solo", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play a Guitar Solo", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play a Drum Solo", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play a Flute Solo"
11207	blurry replica squamous polyp	0		
11208	spinning replica stone sphere	0		
11209	upside-down friendly healthy wizardly replica Greatest American Pants	0		Mysticality: +25, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Familiar Weight: +3
11210	replica organ grinder	0		
11211	upside-down greedy flame-wreathed replica Juju Mojo Mask of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +20, Single Equip
11212	prompt Annie Oakley's medical-grade replica Operation Patriot Shield	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Adventures: +3, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Throw Shield", Variable
11213	replica Libram of Resolutions	0		
11214	olive blurry horrifying crafty dance instructor's replica plastic vampire fangs	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Maximum MP: +10, Spooky Damage: +25, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Feed"
11215	olive replica angel	0		
11216	blurry chaotic replica Camp Scout backpack	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Drops Items
11217	replica deactivated nanobots	0		
11218	teal replica Apathargic Bandersnatch	0		
11219	replica Smith's Tome	0		
11220	replica over-the-shoulder Folder Holder	0		
11221	replica Order of the Green Thumb Order Form	0		
11222	shrink-wrapped Cincho de Mayo	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-05"
11223	up-at-dawn healthy hardened Cincho de Mayo of the brazier	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Adventures: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Dispense Salt and Lime", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Party Soundtrack", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Fiesta Exit", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Projectile Piñata", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Party Foul", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Confetti Extravaganza", Last Available: "2023-05"
11224	mirror dedigitizer schematic: psilocyber mushroom	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11225	replica Little Geneticist DNA-Splicing Lab	0		
11226	blurry replica still grill	0		
11227	replica Crimbo sapling	0		
11228	wobbly replica puck	0		
11229	replica Chateau Mantegna room key	0		
11230	replica Deck of Every Card	0		
11231	replica Source terminal	0		
11232	lime green replica disconnected intergnat	0		
11233	bouncing replica Witchess Set	0		
11234	mirror replica genie bottle	0		
11235	skewed replica space planula	0		
11236	blurry replica unpowered Robortender	0		
11237	spinning ghostly green replica Neverending Party invitation envelope	0		
11238	tumbling replica January's Garbage Tote	0		
11239	teal replica God Lobster Egg	0		
11240	baleful Socratic replica Fourth of May Cosplay Saber of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Spell Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Use the Force"
11241	rosewater-soaked supercharged smartaleck's replica Kramco Sausage-o-Matic&trade; of the scaredy-cat of incineration	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Monster Level: -15, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Stench Resistance: +3
11242	blue up-at-dawn Usain Bolt's avaricious family-friendly therapeutic razor-sharp personal trainer's educational smartaleck's replica hewn moon-rune spoon of the empath of the businessman	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Experience: +1, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Familiar Weight: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Meat Drop: 80, Initiative: +80, Adventures: +5, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Alters Page Text, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Dragoon Platoon", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spittoon Monsoon", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Festoon Buffoon", Rollover Effect Duration: 50
11243	replica baby camelCalf	0		
11244	maroon scandalous horrifying cool replica Powerful Glove of the dark arts of the storm	0		Moxie: +5, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Spooky Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +5, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Replace Enemy", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Shrink Enemy", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Invisible Avatar", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Triple Size"
11245	double-paned friendly crafty padded replica Cargo Cultist Shorts	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Maximum MP: +10, Familiar Weight: +3, Cold Resistance: +5
11246	pulsating fireproof gravedigger's Jim Carey's rosy-cheeked personal trainer's Da Vinci's replica industrial fire extinguisher	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Monster Level: +25, Spooky Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Foam 'em Up", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Polar Vortex", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Foam Yourself", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Blast the Area", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Zone Specific"
11247	replica crystal ball	0		Initiative: +50, Item Drop (sporadic): +25
11248	replica emotion chip	0		Skill: "Replica Emotionally Chipped"
11249	fuchsia double-paned Jim Carey's replica Jurassic Parka	0		Monster Level: +25, Cold Resistance: +5, Avoid Attack: 1
11250	spinning mirror replica grey gosling	0		
11251	replica designer sweatpants	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Flick", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Flood", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Spray", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Sip", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Make Sweat-Ade", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Drench Yourself in Sweat", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sip Some Sweat", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Sweat Out Some Booze"
11252	replica plastic pumpkin bucket	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Item Drop: +13, Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.35
11253	tumbling replica Ten Dollars	0		
11254	Annie Oakley's brawny slick replica Cincho de Mayo of extreme caution	0		Moxie: +10, Muscle Percent: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Monster Level: -25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Dispense Salt and Lime", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Party Soundtrack", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Fiesta Exit", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Projectile Piñata", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Party Foul", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Confetti Extravaganza"
11255	skewed Thwaitgold splendor beetle statuette	0		
11256	shrink-wrapped 2002 Mr. Store Catalog	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-06"
11257	2002 Mr. Store Catalog	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11258	skewed blinking lion tamer's curative wholesome &quot;I survived Y2K&quot; T-Shirt of the wise owl of the dark arts of the empath	0		Mysticality: +20, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Familiar Weight: +5, Experience (familiar): +2, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-06"
11259	Letter from Carrie Bradshaw	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11260	Herculean pro skateboard of the bloodbag	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Maximum HP: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Do a Kickflip", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Do a Method!", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Do an epic McTwist!", Last Available: "2023-06"
11261	Mr. Accessaturday	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11262	spinning Meat Butler	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11263	fuchsia Loathing Idol Microphone	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11264	Charter: Nellyville	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11265	Manual of Secret Door Detection	0		Last Available: "2023-06", Skill: "Secret Door Awareness"
11266	squat yellow Flash Liquidizer Ultra Dousing Accessory of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Douse Foe", Last Available: "2023-06"
11267	olive lion tamer's supercharged smartaleck's Amulet of Perpetual Darkness of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Moxie Percent: +30, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Experience (familiar): +2, Blind, Last Available: "2023-06"
11268	Giant monolith	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11269	ghostly red Crimbo cookie sheet	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11270	teal VHS Tape	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11271	concentrated scroll of minor invulnerability	0		Effect: "Egg on your Face", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2023-06"
11272	Lapis Lazuli	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11273	narrow Eye Agate	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11274	narrow narrow Azurite	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11275	Arrow (+1)	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11276	polymerized scroll of protection from lycanthropes	0		Effect: "Red-Shirted Escort", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2023-06"
11277	Loathing Idol Microphone (75% charged)	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11278	Loathing Idol Microphone (50% charged)	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11279	ghostly Loathing Idol Microphone (25% charged)	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11280	blinking Replica 2002 Mr. Store Catalog	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11281	mirror Mr. Big's Wallet	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11282	acceptable Sexy Cosmo	4	good	Last Available: "2023-06"
11283	blurry Souvenir Chopsticks	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11284	fortified red-soled high heels of the cougar of the sewer	0		Moxie: +20, Damage Absorption: +60, Stench Damage: +25, Last Available: "2023-06"
11285	normal upside-down blinking cyburger	3	good	Last Available: "2025-12"
11286	fortified ncle leg	0		Damage Absorption: +60
11287	pulsating rutabuga bag of the brute of the brazier	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Hot Spell Damage: +25
11288	upside-down occult mesquito proboscis	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25
11289	censurious senate fly thorax	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3
11290	cold-filtered Vulcanized polymerized skewed olive bug juice	0		Effect: "Human-Hippy Hybrid", Effect Duration: 19
11291	spider leg of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7
11292	Sinatra's beetle antenna	0		Experience (Moxie): +5
11293	mantis skull of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7
11294	dry aerosolized ionized narrow bouncing mirror chitin powder	0		Effect: "Painted-On Bikini", Effect Duration: 33
11295	Temple Grandin's daddy shortlegs leg of the cheetah	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Initiative: +60
11296	upside-down spinning gravedigger's brainy birdybug antenna	0		Mysticality: +5, Spooky Damage: +10
11297	tumbling nippy wholesome kilopede skull	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Cold Damage: +10
11298	deionized haemolymphnode	0		Effect: "Cotton Mouthed", Effect Duration: 45
11299	non-dry nitrogenated narrow chitin powder paste	0		Effect: "Jerky, Boy", Effect Duration: 43
11300	green sleeping patriotic eagle	0		Free Pull
11301	claw-held flag	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11302	mirror maroon mirror souvenir flag	0		
11303	purple name change form	0		
11304	replica sleeping patriotic eagle	0		
11305	pulsating boxed august scepter	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-08"
11306	august scepter	0		All Attributes: +15, HP Regen Min: 10, HP Regen Max: 15, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 1st: Mountain Climbing Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 2nd: Find an Eleven-Leaf Clover Day", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 3rd: Watermelon Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 4th: Water Balloon Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 5th: Oyster Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 6th: Fresh Breath Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 7th: Lighthouse Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 8th: Cat Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 9th: Hand Holding Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 10th: World Lion Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 11th: Presidential Joke Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 12th: Elephant Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 13th: Left/Off Hander's Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 14th: Financial Awareness  Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 15th: Relaxation Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 16th: Roller Coaster Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 17th: Thriftshop Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 18th: Serendipity Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 19th: Honey Bee Awareness Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 20th: Mosquito Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 21st: Spumoni Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 22nd: Tooth Fairy Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 23rd: Ride the Wind Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 24th: Waffle Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 25th: Banana Split Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 26th: Toilet Paper Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 27th: Just Because Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 28th: Race Your Mouse Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 29th: More Herbs, Less Salt  Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 30th: Beach Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 31st: Cabernet Sauvignon  Day!", Last Available: "2023-08"
11307	decent gigantic watermelon	6	good	Last Available: "2023-08"
11308	watermelon seed	0		Last Available: "2023-08"
11309	narrow water balloon	0		Last Available: "2023-08"
11310	green thriftshop coupon	0		Last Available: "2023-08"
11311	adequate waffle	4	good	Last Available: "2023-08"
11312	fixodent	0		Last Available: "2023-08"
11313	stanky cat o' nine teeth of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2023-08"
11314	steel-toed extremely unsafe tooth cap	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Damage Reduction: 9, Last Available: "2023-08"
11315	narrow squat Jim Carey's toothy trousers of the sweet-tooth	0		Monster Level: +25, Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2023-08"
11316	yummy banana split	3	awesome	Last Available: "2023-08"
11317	handful of toilet paper	0		Last Available: "2023-08"
11318	Mrs. Rush	0		Last Available: "2023-08"
11319	medal	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Experience (familiar): +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2023-08"
11320	lousy weak bottle of Cabernet Sauvignon	2	decent	Last Available: "2023-08"
11321	pulsating chilly therapeutic baywatch of terror	0		Cold Damage: +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2023-08", Nonstackable Watch
11322	Pocket Guide to Mild Evil	0		Last Available: "2023-07", Skill: "Perpetrate Mild Evil"
11323	blue Pocket Guide to Mild Evil (used)	0		Last Available: "2023-07", Skill: "Perpetrate Mild Evil"
11324	consolation ribbon	0		Familiar Weight: -10, Experience (familiar): -1, Last Available: "2023-08"
11325	replica august scepter	0		All Attributes: +15, HP Regen Min: 10, HP Regen Max: 15, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 1st: Mountain Climbing Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 2nd: Find an Eleven-Leaf Clover Day", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 3rd: Watermelon Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 4th: Water Balloon Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 5th: Oyster Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 6th: Fresh Breath Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 7th: Lighthouse Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 8th: Cat Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 9th: Hand Holding Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 10th: World Lion Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 11th: Presidential Joke Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 12th: Elephant Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 13th: Left/Off Hander's Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 14th: Financial Awareness  Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 15th: Relaxation Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 16th: Roller Coaster Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 17th: Thriftshop Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 18th: Serendipity Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 19th: Honey Bee Awareness Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 20th: Mosquito Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 21st: Spumoni Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 22nd: Tooth Fairy Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 23rd: Ride the Wind Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 24th: Waffle Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 25th: Banana Split Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 26th: Toilet Paper Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 27th: Just Because Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 28th: Race Your Mouse Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 29th: More Herbs, Less Salt  Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 30th: Beach Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 31st: Cabernet Sauvignon  Day!"
11326	Thwaitgold fairyfly statue	0		
11327	tumbling residual chitin paste	0		Skill: "Chitinous Soul"
11328	vaporized twirling lime green skewed concentrated cooking	1		Effect: "Fungal Fortification", Effect Duration: 40
11329	modified maroon narrow meat	1		Effect: "French Bronilla Brogueishness", Effect Duration: 15
11330	altered olive sparkling orb	1		
11331	compressed purple hardening cream	1		
11332	mixed tumbling pool shark hair oil	1		
11333	book of facts	0		Skill: "Just the Facts", Last Available: "2023-09"
11334	bouncing book of facts (dog-eared)	0		Skill: "Just the Facts", Last Available: "2023-09"
11335	blurry Dark Jill-of-All-Trades	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-10"
11336	LED candle	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2023-10"
11337	map to a candy-rich block	0		Last Available: "2023-10"
11338	ionized super-nitrogenated sampler size toothpaste	0		Effect: "Arresistible", Effect Duration: 22
11339	Franken Stein	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Toast your enemy"
11340	A Guide to Burning Leaves	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-11", Leaves: +0.5
11341	inflammable leaf	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11342	green rake	0		Item Drop: +1, Last Available: "2023-11", Leaves: +1.5
11343	red huge shellacked rake	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Last Available: "2023-11", Leaves: +1.5
11344	upside-down blinking autumnic bomb	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11345	forest canopy bed	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11346	day shortener	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11347	skewed extra time	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11348	twirling spinning baleful autumnal aegis of chilblains	0		Spell Damage: +25, Cold Damage: +25, Last Available: "2023-11"
11349	extra-dry extra-boiled distilled resin	0		Effect: "Superhuman Sarcasm", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2023-11"
11350	super-heated leaf	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11351	lit leaf lasso	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11352	tied-up leaflet	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11353	tied-up monstera	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11354	tied-up leaviathan	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11355	bouncing aromatic Fonzie's impromptu torch	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Stench Resistance: +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2023-11"
11356	Annie Oakley's fig leaf of the boozehound	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Booze Drop: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2023-11"
11357	green rosy-cheeked smoldering drape of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2023-11"
11358	smoldering leafcutter ant egg	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11359	friendly padded sage beefy leaf crown of wisdom of temperance	0		Muscle: +10, Mysticality: +15, Mysticality Percent: +10, Damage Absorption: +20, Familiar Weight: +3, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2023-11"
11360	diet decent blinking leafy browns	1	good	Last Available: "2023-11"
11361	adjusted colloidal ghostly autumnic balm	0		Effect: "Hobonic", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2023-11"
11362	non-unsweetened shaking coping juice	0		Effect: "Healthy Bronze Glow", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2023-11"
11363	reassuring lion tamer's hardened educational candy cane sword cane of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Experience: +1, Damage Reduction: 3, Experience (familiar): +2, Spooky Resistance: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Surprisingly Sweet Stab", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Surprisingly Sweet Slash", Last Available: "2023-12", Rollover Effect Duration: 250
11364	wrapped candy cane sword cane	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-12"
11365	Elf Guard patrol cap	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11366	squat Elf Guard hotpants	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11367	Crimbuccaneer tricorn	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11368	Crimbuccaneer breeches	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11369	squat automa-bot parts	0		
11370	security automa-core	0		
11371	clerical automa-core	0		
11372	handful of Boltsmann bearings	0		
11373	squat Spring Bros. solenoid	0		
11374	Spring Bros. ID badge	0		
11375	Boltsmann ID badge	0		
11376	skewed housekeeping automa-core	0		
11377	purple blurry housekeeping robot	0		
11378	moldy pickled bread	3	crappy	Last Available: "2023-12"
11379	stale salted mutton	3	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11380	rotten ghostly corned beet	3	crappy	Last Available: "2023-12"
11381	tiny plastic Elf Guard Armory	0		Weapon Damage: +3, Display Name: "tiny plastic Elf Guard Armory"
11382	tiny plastic Crimbuccaneer Grog Hall	0		Booze Drop: +3, Display Name: "tiny plastic Crimbuccaneer Grog Hall"
11383	tiny plastic Elf Guard Mess Hall	0		Food Drop: +3, Display Name: "tiny plastic Elf Guard Mess Hall"
11384	tiny Crimbuccaneer Foundry	0		Initiative: +3, Display Name: "tiny Crimbuccaneer Foundry"
11385	tiny plastic Abuela's Cottage (Pirate Control)	0		All Attributes: +3, Display Name: "tiny plastic Abuela's Cottage (Pirate Control)"
11386	skewed pirate encryption key alpha	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11387	pirate encryption key bravo	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11388	pirate encryption key charlie	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11389	pirate encryption key delta	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11390	blue wardrobe-o-matic	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11391	futuristic shirt	0		Lasts Until Rollover
11392	futuristic hat	0		Lasts Until Rollover
11393	futuristic collar	0		Lasts Until Rollover
11394	crated wardrobe-o-matic	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11395	bland peppermint donut	3	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11396	Elf Guard insignia (private) of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2023-12"
11397	reassuring Crimbuccaneer fledges (mint)	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11398	huge green military-grade peppermint oil	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11399	blurry Crimbuccaneer whale oil	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11400	skewed lime green Elf Guard tinsel grenade	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11401	hand-crafted weak Crimbuccaneer mologrog cocktail	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2023-12"
11402	Elf Army machine parts	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11403	pulsating Crimbuccaneer rigging lasso	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11404	flame-wreathed steel-toed Crimbuccaneer lantern of Calamity Jane	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2023-12"
11405	tumbling olive Crimbuccaneer flotsam	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11406	Crimbuccaneer invasion map	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11407	wobbly Crimbuccaneer shirt of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2023-12"
11408	shaking blinking Elf Guard MPC	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11409	Crimbuccaneer piece of 12	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11410	hale Elf Guard commandeering gloves	0		Maximum HP: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12", Piece of Twelve Drop: 0.5
11411	denatured cold-filtered Elf Guard eyedrops	0		Effect: "Eyes Wide Propped", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2023-12"
11412	gray Crimbuccaneer premium booty sack	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11413	wobbly wobbly skewed Elf Guard honor present	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11414	squat pulsating steel-toed padded Elf Guard officer's sidearm	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Damage Reduction: 9, Last Available: "2023-12"
11415	Elf Guard insignia (general) of the brazier of the cheetah	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Initiative: +60, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12"
11416	acceptable blurry Crimbow Rainbo	3	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11417	squat Elf Guard strategic map	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11418	blurry Crimbuccaneer captain's purse	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11419	therapeutic personal trainer's Elf Guard broom	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2023-12"
11420	fireproof groovy Crimbuccaneer tavern swab	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Hot Resistance: +3, Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2023-12"
11421	twirling Elf Guard hangover cure	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11422	high-proof artisanal old-school pirate grog	6	EPIC	Last Available: "2023-12"
11423	moldy grog nuts	3	crappy	Last Available: "2023-12"
11424	coward's Da Vinci's sawed-off blunderbuss of the glutton	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Monster Level: -20, Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2023-12"
11425	drinkable officer's nog	4	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11426	blinking peppermint bomb	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11427	huge adequate upside-down sundae ration	6	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11428	decent peppermint tack	3	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11429	Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts	0		Skill: "Elf Guard Cooking", Last Available: "2023-12"
11430	half-sized stale whalesteak	2	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11431	careful therapeutic rock-hard whalegun	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Monster Level: -10, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2023-12"
11432	wobbly Cocktails of the Age of Sail	0		Skill: "Old-School Cocktailcrafting", Last Available: "2023-12"
11433	gray Elf Guard payroll bag	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11434	prompt ribald Da Vinci's Elf Guard clipboard	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Sleaze Damage: +10, Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2023-12"
11435	tumbling ghostly educational pegfinger	0		Experience: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12", MPC Drop: 0.5
11436	perfectly mixed spirit-forward and claret	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2023-12"
11437	healthy Elf Guard and beret	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2023-12"
11438	bouncing horrifying MacGyver's padded shipwright's hammer	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Maximum MP: +100, Spooky Damage: +25, Last Available: "2023-12"
11439	flame-retardant knitted wholesome gunwale	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Cold Resistance: +3, Hot Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11440	flame-wreathed scorching experienced Kelflar vest	0		Experience: +2, Hot Damage: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2023-12"
11441	frozen alkaline squat whale cerebrospinal fluid	0		Effect: "Conspiratory Eyes", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2023-12"
11442	censurious Crimbuccaneer runebone of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12"
11443	cannonbomb	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11444	lime green mirror twirling Tesla educational Elf Guard mouthknife	0		Experience: +1, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2023-12"
11445	grievous Crimbuccaneer fledges (disintegrating) of the brazier	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12"
11446	blurry mansplainer's Elf Guard fuel tank	0		Monster Level: +15, Last Available: "2023-12"
11447	spinning medical-grade Rosewater's massive wrench of James Dean	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Experience (Moxie): +3, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2023-12"
11448	huge electrified dance instructor's brown pirate pants	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2023-12"
11449	Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion	0		Skill: "Elf Guard Extortion Techniques", Last Available: "2023-12"
11450	red The Encyclopedia of Fruit	0		Skill: "Fruit Recognition", Last Available: "2023-12"
11451	punching mirror	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11452	flame-retardant manspreader's healthy Elf dessert spoon of the ox of the storm of the sweet-tooth	0		Muscle: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Monster Level: +10, Hot Resistance: +1, Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2023-12"
11453	sinister Elf Guard SCUBA tank of horror	0		Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Adventure Underwater, Last Available: "2023-12"
11454	Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping	0		Skill: "Elf Guard Relaxation Techniques", Last Available: "2023-12"
11455	rock-hard Herculean free boots	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Damage Reduction: 5, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "The Old One-Two (Kick)", Last Available: "2023-12"
11456	huge jittery baby rigging snake	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11457	yellow miser's Elvish underarmor of the brute of the cheetah	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Meat Drop: +10, Initiative: +60, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12"
11458	up-at-dawn Crimbuccaneer bombjacket of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Adventures: +5, Combat Item Damage Percent: 100, Last Available: "2023-12"
11459	bland miniature fancy sugarplum ration	2	decent	Effect: "Cranberry Cordiality", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-12"
11460	special massive stale gingerbread nylons	9	decent	Effect: "Human-Undead Hybrid", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2023-12"
11461	decent yellow rum-soaked fruitcake	3	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11462	bland lime	3	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11463	normal spinning gingerbread pirate	3	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11464	moldy fruit-stuffed rumcake	3	crappy	Last Available: "2023-12"
11465	lousy mulled wine	3	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11466	irresponsibly strong aged twirling Swedish coffee	7	awesome	Last Available: "2023-12"
11467	smooth upside-down canteen of eggnog	3	awesome	Last Available: "2023-12"
11468	lousy high-proof hot wine	8	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11469	mediocre Jamaican coffee	3	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11470	delicious flask of egggrog	3	awesome	Last Available: "2023-12"
11471	Black and White Apron Enrollment Form	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-12"
11472	shaking huge Black and White Apron Meal Kit	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11473	pirate encryption key (complete)	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11474	bad yule grog	3	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11475	stale wet tack	3	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11476	adequate jumbo whalecake	5	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11477	blue greedy Jeselnik's occult gunwale whalegun	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Sleaze Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Shoot, Gunwale Whalegun, Shoot!", Last Available: "2023-12"
11478	watered-down lousy and claret	2	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11479	wobbly purple rigging knot	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11480	trick coin	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11481	blinking thinker's Elf Guard squirtgun of the bloodbag	0		Mysticality: +10, Maximum HP: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Peppermint Squirt", Last Available: "2023-12"
11482	twirling chest of &quot;pirate gold&quot;	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11483	scorching sequin-encrusted sweater	0		Hot Damage: +25, Last Available: "2023-12"
11484	wobbly smelly rosy-cheeked replica Elf Guard medal of the early riser	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2023-12"
11485	Lil' Snowball Factory	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11486	Elf Guard temporary (permanent) tattoo	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11487	spinning prank Crimbo card	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11488	shellacked Crimbuccaneer squirtblunderbuss of the detective	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2023-12"
11489	spinning cyan My First Paycheck envelope	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11490	MacGyver's brainy barnacle-encrusted sweater of terror	0		Mysticality: +5, Maximum MP: +100, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2023-12"
11491	executive toasty Van der Graaf Crimbuccaneer nose ring	0		Hot Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +40, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2023-12"
11492	pet anchor	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11493	Crimbuccaneer tattoo gift certificate	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11494	twirling pulsating Elf Guard safety bear	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11495	bouncing kraken	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11496	ghostly precision snowball	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11497	twirling jittery Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts (used)	0		Skill: "Elf Guard Cooking", Last Available: "2023-12"
11498	tumbling huge Cocktails of the Age of Sail (used)	0		Skill: "Old-School Cocktailcrafting", Last Available: "2023-12"
11499	spinning Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion (used)	0		Skill: "Elf Guard Extortion Techniques", Last Available: "2023-12"
11500	mirror The Encyclopedia of Fruit (used)	0		Skill: "Fruit Recognition", Last Available: "2023-12"
11501	spinning squat Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping (used)	0		Skill: "Elf Guard Relaxation Techniques", Last Available: "2023-12"
11502	non-liquefied twirling squat military candy cane	0		Effect: "Creepypasted", Effect Duration: 58
11503	nitrogenated purple groggipop	0		Effect: "Papowerful", Effect Duration: 34
11504	narrow mansplainer's moss mace of the overflowing toilet	0		Monster Level: +15, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Moss Mugging", Last Available: "2024-12"
11505	miser's rosewater-soaked moss megaphone	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Meat Drop: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Megaphone Whisper", Last Available: "2024-12"
11506	flame-wreathed deadly moss medal	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Brandish Moss Medal", Last Available: "2024-12"
11507	Jim Carey's moss mitre of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Monster Level: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Soul Genuflection", Last Available: "2024-12"
11508	jittery olive prompt friendly moss mantle	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Adventures: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Drop Mantle", Last Available: "2024-12"
11509	frosty moss marlinspike of horror	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Extra Pickpocket, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-12"
11510	vaporized wobbly moss mulch	1		Effect: "Blessing of Squirtlcthulli", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2024-12"
11511	colloidal moss floss	0		Effect: "stats.enq", Effect Duration: 21
11512	lime green adobe arsecover	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11513	upside-down adobe adze	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-12"
11514	adobe abacus	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11515	pulsating adobe ayam	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11516	jittery adobe ascot	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-12"
11517	maroon adobe abaya	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11518	mixed adobe assortment	1		Last Available: "2024-12"
11519	concentrated polymerized adobe brittle	0		Effect: "Surreally Buff", Effect Duration: 25
11520	scandalous flame-wreathed stiffened crepe paper phrygian cap	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Damage: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Pull down your crepe paper phrygian cap", Last Available: "2025-12"
11521	gray narrow sizzling shellacked grievous crepe paper parachute cape	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Damage Reduction: 7, Hot Damage: +10, Last Available: "2025-12"
11522	skewed miser's chilly crepe paper pie clip of the glutton	0		Cold Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +10, Food Drop: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Look through your crepe paper pie clip", Last Available: "2025-12"
11523	olive horrifying studded occult crepe paper puzzle cube	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Damage Absorption: +80, Spooky Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play with your crepe paper puzzle", Last Available: "2025-12"
11524	medical-grade brawny crepe paper plunge camisole of the bloodbag	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Maximum HP: +100, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Leave nothing to the imagination", Last Available: "2025-12"
11525	gravedigger's lion tamer's crepe paper polka charm of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Experience (familiar): +2, Spooky Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Embrace polka", Last Available: "2025-12"
11526	powdered crepe paper pared cuttings	1		Last Available: "2025-12"
11527	super-pickled skewed crepe paper peanut candy	0		Effect: "Hiding in Plain Sight", Effect Duration: 62
11528	red lion tamer's petrified wood war pike of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Experience (familiar): +2, Last Available: "2025-12"
11529	fortified petrified wood waist protector	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Item Drop: +5, Single Equip, Avoid Attack: 1, Last Available: "2025-12"
11530	energetic petrified wood wizard's pouch of the sewer	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Stench Damage: +25, Single Equip, Lantern: 2, Lantern Element: "Hot", Lantern Element: "None", Last Available: "2025-12"
11531	spinning rosy-cheeked deadly petrified wood water purifier	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Lantern: 2, Lantern Element: "Cold", Lantern Element: "Sleaze", Last Available: "2025-12"
11532	mirror censurious knitted petrified wood whoopie panama	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2025-12", Thorns: 1
11533	jittery yellow MacGyver's petrified wood walking pants of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Maximum MP: +100, Last Available: "2025-12"
11534	modified pulsating teal squat blinking petrified wood waste parts	1		Effect: "Full Bottle in front of Me", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2025-12"
11535	moist magnetized altered petrified wood wafer praline	0		Effect: "Hombre Muerto Caminando", Effect Duration: 52
11536	mediocre jittery cybeer	4	decent	Last Available: "2025-12"
11537	ICEbox	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11538	wired underwear	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Refresh HP", Last Available: "2025-12"
11539	cyan encrypted shuriken	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Encrypted Shuriken", Last Available: "2025-12"
11540	green baby chest mimic	0		Free Pull
11541	googly chest eyes	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11542	mimic egg	0		
11543	Lo Pan's steel-toed Crimbuccaneer war standard	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Last Available: "2023-12"
11544	gravedigger's Newton's Elf Guard war standard	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Spooky Damage: +10, Last Available: "2023-12"
11545	in-the-box spring shoes	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-02"
11546	narrow medical-grade occult Sinatra's spring shoes	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Spell Damage Percent: +25, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spring Away", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spring Kick", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spring Growth Spurt", Drops Items, Last Available: "2024-02"
11547	cold-filtered tumbling blue ultra-soft ferns	0		Effect: "Gummiskin", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2024-02"
11548	oxidized crunchy brush	0		Effect: "Pill Power", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2024-02"
11549	smashed scientific equipment	0		
11550	biphasic molecular oculus	0		No Pull
11551	triphasic molecular oculus	0		
11552	high-tension exoskeleton	0		Avoid Attack: 1
11553	blue squat skewed ultra-high-tension exoskeleton	0		Avoid Attack: 2
11554	mirror irresponsible-tension exoskeleton	0		Avoid Attack: 3
11555	quick-release belt pouch	0		Single Equip
11556	upside-down quick-release fannypack	0		Single Equip
11557	quick-release utility belt	0		Single Equip
11558	veiny motion sensor	0		Maximum HP: +10, Single Equip
11559	focused magnetron pistol	0		Single Equip
11560	blinking pulsating packaged Everfull Dart Holster	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-03"
11561	lime green studded brawny Everfull Dart Holster	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Damage Absorption: +80, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-03"
11562	squat pulsating research fragment	0		
11563	twirling green Thwaitgold wolf spider statuette	0		
11564	boxed Apriling band helmet	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-04"
11565	bouncing huge friendly personal trainer's educational savvy Apriling band helmet of mayonnaise	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Experience: +1, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Familiar Weight: +3, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2024-04"
11566	huge zippy energetic forbidden beefcake's Apriling band saxophone	0		Muscle: +25, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Initiative: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-04"
11567	mirror lard-coated baleful beefy Apriling band quad tom of the scaredy-cat	0		Muscle: +10, Spell Damage: +25, Monster Level: -15, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-04"
11568	Jeselnik's toasty wicked smartaleck's Apriling band tuba of the boozehound	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Spell Damage: +5, Hot Damage: +5, Sleaze Damage: +25, Booze Drop: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-04"
11569	jittery coward's mansplainer's dangerous supercool Apriling band staff of the brute of vim and vigor	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Moxie Percent: +20, Weapon Damage: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Monster Level: -5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-04"
11570	Apriling band piccolo	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-04"
11571	boxed Mayam Calendar	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-05"
11572	skewed Mayam Calendar	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-05"
11573	moldy half-sized yam	2	crappy	Last Available: "2024-05"
11574	mediocre yam martini	4	decent	Last Available: "2024-05"
11575	tolerable sweet potato o' mine	3	good	Last Available: "2024-05"
11576	hand-crafted huge Southern yam	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2024-05"
11577	aged sweet potato punch	3	awesome	Last Available: "2024-05"
11578	toothsome special blurry Mayam spinach	4	awesome	Effect: "Sharp Weapon", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2024-05"
11579	rotten yam and swiss	3	crappy	Last Available: "2024-05"
11580	family-friendly lard-coated beefy yam cannon	0		Muscle: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-05"
11581	upside-down yam cannon	0		Initiative: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-05"
11582	yam battery	0		Last Available: "2024-05"
11583	yam stinkbomb	0		Last Available: "2024-05"
11584	aromatic Lo Pan's cool furry yam buckler	0		Moxie: +5, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Stench Resistance: +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-05"
11585	thanksgiving bomb	0		Last Available: "2024-05"
11586	bouncing asbestos-lined gravedigger's ruddy yamtility belt	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Spooky Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-05"
11587	flavorless yam slider	4	decent	Last Available: "2024-05"
11588	decent yam mayo	3	good	Last Available: "2024-05"
11589	toothsome immense yam burrito	7	awesome	Last Available: "2024-05"
11590	visual packet sniffer	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11591	mini kiwi egg	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-06"
11592	aviator goggles	0		
11593	Thwaitgold Illinigina illinoiensis model	0		
11594	adequate mini kiwi	4	good	Last Available: "2024-06"
11595	aromatic lard-coated mini kiwi bikini	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +1, Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2024-06"
11596	mediocre watered-down mini kiwitini	2	decent	Last Available: "2024-06"
11597	green mini kiwi invisible dirigible	0		Familiar Weight: -20, Last Available: "2024-06"
11598	mini kiwi aioli	0		Last Available: "2024-06"
11599	fuchsia Oprah's wicked mini kiwi silicon tiepin of Flo-Jo	0		Spell Damage: +5, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2024-06"
11600	narrow shaking mini kiwi tipi	0		Last Available: "2024-06"
11601	small adequate mini kiwi digitized cookies	2	good	Last Available: "2024-06"
11602	tolerable strong mini kiwi intoxicating spirits	5	good	Last Available: "2024-06"
11603	altered mini kiwi antimilitaristic hippy petition	0		Effect: "Slimily Speedy", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2024-06"
11604	pressed pressed super-galvanized twirling mini kiwi illicit antibiotic	0		Effect: "You Ate Some Hemp Candy", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2024-06"
11605	slick mini kiwi whipping stick of mayonnaise	0		Moxie: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2024-06"
11606	spinning Jeselnik's mini kiwi icepick	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Last Available: "2024-06"
11607	alkaline mini kiwi-flavored aspirin-injecting lipstick	0		Effect: "[1342]Slicked-Back Do", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2024-06"
11608	packaged Roman Candelabra	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-07"
11609	Roman Candelabra	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blow the Blue Candle!", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blow the Green Candle!", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blow the Purple Candle!", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blow the Red Candle!", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blow the Yellow Candle!", Last Available: "2024-07"
11610	protogenetic chunklet (synapse)	0		
11611	protogenetic chunklet (muscle)	0		
11612	protogenetic chunklet (flagellum)	0		
11613	protogenetic chunklet (elbow)	0		
11614	huge protogenetic chunklet (lips)	0		
11615	ruddy wicked messenger bag RNA of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage: +5, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Maximum HP Percent: +40
11616	fuchsia flagellate flagon	0		
11617	proto-proto-protozoa	0		
11618	adequate green bacteria bisque	4	good	
11619	stale fancy ciliophora chowder	3	decent	Effect: "A View to Some Meat", Effect Duration: 10
11620	decent gigantic cream of chloroplasts	8	good	
11621	synaptic soup	0		
11622	twirling muscular soup	0		
11623	upside-down flagellate soup	0		
11624	elbow soup	0		
11625	green lip soup	0		
11626	wobbly spinning unevolved organism	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-07"
11627	extra ooze	0		
11628	extra DNA	0		Experience (familiar): +1
11629	teal untorn tearaway pants package	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-08"
11630	stanky nasty tearaway pants of dire peril of the scaredy-cat of bravery	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Monster Level: -15, Stench Damage: +5, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Tear Away your Pants!", Last Available: "2024-08"
11631	blurry baby bodyguard	0		
11632	Doll Moll violin case	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
11633	pulsating Tina gun	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11634	tattoo gun	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
11635	perfectly mixed narrow Colera Peste Nebbiolo	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2026-08"
11636	lime green longbox of Batfellow comics	0		
11637	Thwaitgold shield bug statuette	0		
11638	blurry jittery bodyguard badge	0		
11639	Too Cold to Hold: How to Be Cool - A Memoir	0		Skill: "Too Cool"
11640	Too Cold to Hold: How to Be Cool - A Memoir (read)	0		Skill: "Too Cool"
11641	boxed Sept-Ember Censer	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-09"
11642	olive Sept-Ember Censer	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11643	blade of dismemberment of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-09"
11644	mirror Embering Hulk	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11645	Mmm-brr! brand mouthwash	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11646	teal Septapus summoning charm	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11647	red structural ember	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11648	jittery sharpshooter's sinister embers-only jacket of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Spell Damage: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-09"
11649	tumbling huge hardy bembershoot	0		Maximum HP: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-09"
11650	bland jumbo wheel of camembert	5	decent	Last Available: "2024-09"
11651	crafty Newton's hat of remembering of the brazier	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Maximum MP: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-09"
11652	throwin' ember	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11653	head of emberg lettuce	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11654	embering hunk	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11655	fuchsia jittery soft cap of diminishing returns	0		
11656	olive photo booth sized crate	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-10"
11657	boxed bat wings	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-10"
11658	miser's Jeselnik's occult bat wings	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Sleaze Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Rest upside down", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Swoop like a Bat", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Summon Cauldron of Bats", Last Available: "2024-10"
11659	blinking ember egg	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11660	twirling upside-down ember	0		Cold Resistance: +1
11661	squat Newton's monocle on a stick of vim and vigor	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11662	zippy plastic pipe of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Initiative: +20, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11663	squat Samson's fake arrow-through-the-head of bravery	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Spooky Resistance: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11664	rosy-cheeked bow tie of the scaredy-cat	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Monster Level: -15, Clowniness: 25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11665	Jack Frost's fake huge beard of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11666	boxer's astronaut helmet of the empath	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Familiar Weight: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11667	lime green tumbling thinker's feather boa of the detective	0		Mysticality: +10, Item Drop: +20, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11668	Sheriff badge of Gandalf of terror	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11669	upside-down jittery nasty dance instructor's Sheriff pistol	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Stench Damage: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11670	lard-coated Sheriff moustache of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11671	fuchsia Newton's photo booth supply list of the storm	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Lasts Until Rollover, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Check for photo booth supplies", Last Available: "2024-10"
11672	peace turkey outline	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-11"
11673	purple twirling tie-dye headband	0		
11674	snack-sized spoiled whirled peas	2	crappy	Last Available: "2024-11"
11675	flavorless gigantic maroon peaza	10	decent	Last Available: "2024-11"
11676	spinning gray peace shooter	0		Last Available: "2024-11"
11677	dried twirling ghostly drenchrome 2.0	1		Effect: "Uncanny Shot", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2025-12"
11678	powdered mirror Synapse Blaster	1		Effect: "Power Ballad of the Arrowsmith", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2025-12"
11679	quantized familiar	0		
11680	wobbly quantum watch	0		Adventures: +2
11681	tumbling quantized familiar experience	0		
11682	moist frozen pea brittle	0		Effect: "Cold Hard Skin", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2024-11"
11683	aged mirror peasco	4	awesome	Last Available: "2024-11"
11684	bland piece of cake	4	decent	Last Available: "2024-11"
11685	handful of split pea soup	0		Last Available: "2024-11"
11686	Sealed TakerSpace letter of Marque	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-12"
11687	shaking TakerSpace letter of Marque	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11688	pulsating aromatic deft pirate hook of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-12"
11689	tumbling skewed scorching iron tricorn hat of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Hot Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Iron Tricorn Headbutt", Last Available: "2024-12"
11690	bouncing gravedigger's jolly roger flag	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-12"
11691	blurry sleeping profane parrot	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11692	pirrrate's currrse	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11693	hand-crafted blinking tankard of spiced rum	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2024-12"
11694	mediocre extra-dry enchanted tankard of spiced Goldschlepper	5	decent	Effect: "Super Accuracy", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2024-12"
11695	packaged luxury garment	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11696	slick governor's daughter's lace collar	0		Moxie: +10, Last Available: "2024-12"
11697	sinister governor's daughter's petticoats	0		Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2024-12"
11698	bouncing thinker's governor's daughter's pearl hairpin	0		Mysticality: +10, Last Available: "2024-12"
11699	twirling harpoon	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11700	narrow Jack Frost's chili powder cutlass	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2024-12"
11701	delicious Aztec tamale	3	awesome	Last Available: "2024-12"
11702	jolly roger tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11703	squat pet rock	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11704	narrow weightlifter's groggles	0		Muscle: +15, Last Available: "2024-12"
11705	shaking blurry pirate dinghy	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11706	anchor bomb	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11707	blue lion tamer's fortified silky pirate drawers	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Experience (familiar): +2, Last Available: "2024-12"
11708	pulsating profane eye patch	0		Sleaze Damage: +3
11709	warmed lime green jittery peppermint pegleg	0		Effect: "Bloody Bloody Bloody!", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2024-12"
11710	artisanal hard cocoa	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2024-12"
11711	small bland maroon salmagumdi	2	decent	Last Available: "2024-12"
11712	upside-down plastic Easter Island Bunny	0		Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2024-12"
11713	jittery plastic St. Patrick of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Last Available: "2024-12"
11714	scorching plastic Colonel Brando of bravery	0		Hot Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2024-12"
11715	narrow hardened plastic Jedediah and Boiling Cloud	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Last Available: "2024-12"
11716	shaking flame-retardant plastic &quot;Santa Claus&quot;	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2024-12"
11717	Spirit of Easter	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11718	Spirit of St. Patrick's Day	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11719	Spirit of Veteran's Day	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11720	Spirit of Thanksgiving	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11721	Spirit of Christmas	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11722	huge special adequate coney haunch	7	good	Effect: "Sharp Weapon", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2024-12"
11723	quantum energized dark chocolate egg	0		Effect: "Neuromancy", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2024-12"
11724	lousy triple-distilled moai toai	8	decent	
11725	wobbly friendly moaiball of the scaredy-cat of the glutton	0		Monster Level: -15, Familiar Weight: +3, Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2024-12"
11726	half-digested rat	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11727	ionized quantum four-leaf potato sprout	0		Effect: "items.enh", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2024-12"
11728	teal executive gravedigger's potato jacket of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Spooky Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2024-12"
11729	traumatic holiday memory	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11730	Brandonian footlocker key	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11731	Van der Graaf military orb of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Throw Military Orb", Last Available: "2024-12"
11732	oxidized rum ball	0		Effect: "Coldfinger", Effect Duration: 35
11733	gravy skin	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11734	frightening gravyskin hat of the businessman	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2024-12"
11735	narrow red Rosewater's savvy gravyskin buckler	0		Mysticality Percent: 50, Last Available: "2024-12"
11736	padded slick gravyskin skirt	0		Moxie: +10, Damage Absorption: +20, Last Available: "2024-12"
11737	dance instructor's strapping gravyskin pants	0		Muscle: +5, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Last Available: "2024-12"
11738	activated diffused electrified red crystallized pumpkin spice	0		Effect: "Also Schmeckt Zarathustra", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2024-12"
11739	flavorless jittery room scale bean casserole	3	decent	Last Available: "2024-12"
11740	blurry fragile Christmas ornament	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11741	ragged wool yarn	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11742	tumbling zippy foul-smelling toasty perfect Christmas scarf	0		Hot Damage: +5, Stench Damage: +10, Initiative: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-12"
11743	flame-wreathed snowman-enchanting tophat of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Place your hat on their head", Last Available: "2024-12"
11744	chilled LIDAR candle	0		Effect: "Fancy Feasted", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2024-12"
11745	wobbly inspector's MacGyver's fortified Congressional Medal of Insanity	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Maximum MP: +100, Item Drop: +15, Lantern: 3, Last Available: "2024-12"
11746	pumpkin spice whorl	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11747	delicious ghostly Easter grasshopper	4	awesome	Last Available: "2024-12"
11748	perfectly mixed Irish eggnog	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2024-12"
11749	artisanal practically non-alcoholic canteen of jungle juice	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	Last Available: "2024-12"
11750	watered-down delicious turchucken	2	awesome	Last Available: "2024-12"
11751	mediocre mechanically-mulled cider	3	decent	Last Available: "2024-12"
11752	tolerable weak holiday trip around the world	2	good	Last Available: "2024-12"
11753	decent chocolate ostrich egg	4	good	Last Available: "2024-12"
11754	enchanted tasty shaking olive beef and cabbage	3	awesome	Effect: "Cranberry Cordiality", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2024-12"
11755	big flavorless candy rations	5	decent	Last Available: "2024-12"
11756	delicious red double-candied yams	4	awesome	Last Available: "2024-12"
11757	flavorless Christmas ham	3	decent	Last Available: "2024-12"
11758	rotten holiday smorgasbord	3	crappy	Last Available: "2024-12"
11759	Bowl of Infinite Jelly	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11760	squat strapping bejazzled eyepatch	0		Muscle: +5, Last Available: "2024-12"
11761	pulsating Secrets of the Master Egg Hunters	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Master Egg Hunter"
11762	Secrets of the Master Egg Hunters (used)	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Master Egg Hunter"
11763	How to Lose Friends and Attract Snakes	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Attract Snakes"
11764	shaking yellow How to Lose Friends and Attract Snakes (used)	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Attract Snakes"
11765	Covert Ops for Kids	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Hide From Seekers"
11766	Covert Ops for Kids (used)	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Hide From Seekers"
11767	Holiday Multitasking	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Holiday Multitasking"
11768	Holiday Multitasking (used)	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Holiday Multitasking"
11769	Hoyle's Guide to Reindeer Games	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Reindeer Games"
11770	Hoyle's Guide to Reindeer Games (used)	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Reindeer Games"
11771	moai statuette	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11772	tumbling narrow Sherlock's smelly beefcake's egg gun	0		Muscle: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Item Drop: 30, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Egg the face", Last Available: "2024-12"
11773	narrow toasty studded stylish army helmet of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Moxie: +25, Damage Absorption: +80, Hot Damage: +5, Last Available: "2024-12"
11774	pulsating candy egg deviler	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11775	napkin	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11776	stale diet Thanksgiving ration	1	decent	Last Available: "2024-12"
11777	artisanal Easter eggnog	3	super ultra EPIC	Last Available: "2024-12"
11778	boiled maroon clovermint	1		Effect: "Emotion Sickness", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2024-12"
11779	executive ribald Fonzie's nylon Christmas stockings of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Experience (Moxie): +1, Sleaze Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-12"
11780	tattoo of two turkeys	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11781	chilled quadruple-polymerized narrow green blinking deviled candy egg	0		Effect: "Artificially Sweet", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2024-12"
11782	McHugeLarge deluxe ski set	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-01"
11783	McHugeLarge duffel bag of doom of Flo-Jo	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2025-01", McHugeLarge
11784	spinning crafty dangerous McHugeLarge left pole of the early riser	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Maximum MP: +10, Adventures: +7, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "McHugeLarge Slash", Last Available: "2025-01", McHugeLarge
11785	flame-retardant dog trainer's McHugeLarge right pole of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Experience (familiar): +1, Hot Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "McHugeLarge Stab", Last Available: "2025-01", McHugeLarge
11786	shellacked McHugeLarge left ski of the overflowing toilet	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "McHugeLarge Avalanche", Last Available: "2025-01", McHugeLarge
11787	huge Da Vinci's McHugeLarge right ski of courage	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Spooky Resistance: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "McHugeLarge Ski Plow", Last Available: "2025-01", McHugeLarge
11788	1	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11789	0	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11790	boiled pulsating eXpand	1		Effect: "You're Rubber", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2025-12"
11791	olive brute force hammer	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Brute Force Hammer", Last Available: "2025-12"
11792	datastick	0		Last Available: "2025-12", RAM: +1
11793	blue dedigitizer schematic: brute force hammer	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11794	dedigitizer schematic: malware injector	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11795	wobbly dedigitizer schematic: cybervisor	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11796	dedigitizer schematic: digibritches	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11797	dedigitizer schematic: cryptocloak	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11798	dedigitizer schematic: zero-trust tanktop	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11799	dedigitizer schematic: retro floppy disk	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11800	fuchsia dedigitizer schematic: pocket GPU	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11801	jittery dedigitizer schematic: trojan horseshoe	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11802	spinning dedigitizer schematic: familiar-in-the-middle	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11803	cybervisor	0		Last Available: "2025-12", RAM: +3
11804	purple retro floppy disk	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11805	pocket GPU	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2025-12"
11806	malware injector	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Inject Malware", Last Available: "2025-12"
11807	CyberRealm keycode	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-12"
11808	server room key	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11809	3d printed server room key	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11810	spinning dedigitizer schematic: 3d printed server room key	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11811	pulsating ghostly logic grenade	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11812	boiled shaking psilocyber mushroom	1		Last Available: "2025-12"
11813	cyan dedigitizer schematic: SLEEP(5) rom chip	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11814	ghostly narrow green dedigitizer schematic: OVERCLOCK(10) rom chip	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11815	spinning dedigitizer schematic: STATS+++ rom chip	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11816	dedigitizer schematic: insignificant bit	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11817	cyan dedigitizer schematic: hashing vise	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11818	fuchsia dedigitizer schematic: geofencing rapier	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11819	dedigitizer schematic: geofencing shield	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11820	dedigitizer schematic: virtual cybertattoo	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11821	SLEEP(5) rom chip	0		Skill: "SLEEP(5)", Last Available: "2025-12"
11822	OVERCLOCK(10) rom chip	0		Skill: "OVERCLOCK(10)", Last Available: "2025-12"
11823	upside-down STATS+++ rom chip	0		Skill: "STATS+++", Last Available: "2025-12"
11824	spinning insignificant bit	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11825	parity bit	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11826	hashing vise	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11827	geofencing rapier	0		Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Thrust your geofencing rapier", Last Available: "2025-12"
11828	geofencing shield	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11829	pulsating ghostly virtual cybertattoo	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11830	twirling ninja rope	0		
11831	ninja crampons	0		
11832	ninja carabiner	0		
11833	ionized altered huge ghostly synthetic coffee	0		Effect: "Strange Mental Acuity", Effect Duration: 39
11834	non-vacuum-sealed iDrops	0		Effect: "Faboooo", Effect Duration: 43
11835	yellow shame coil	0		
11836	ghostly new-in-box toy Cupid bow	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-02"
11837	toy Cupid bow	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Last Available: "2025-02"
11838	heat arc	0		
11839	pulsating scrape	0		
11840	gray huge skewed phantom digit	0		
11841	foul line	0		
11842	narrow dark manioc	0		
11843	Observer source code	0		
11844	chill gherkin	0		
11845	childrens' stapler	0		
11846	mirror plover's egg	0		
11847	upside-down flyswatter	0		
11848	Thwaitgold cordyceps ant statuette	0		
11849	heat particle	0		Hot Damage: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +10
11850	sore	0		Cold Damage: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +10
11851	bouncing mirror stomach churner	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
11852	blue twirling phantom brace	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10
11853	foul cozy	0		Stench Damage: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +10
11854	grim cellophane	0		Combat Rate: -5
11855	rift oculus	0		Combat Rate: +5
11856	tumbling sweaty egg	0		HP Regen Min: 4, HP Regen Max: 8
11857	jittery carton of extra-sharp, staples	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Spell Damage: +10
11858	glover liners	0		Pickpocket Chance: +10
11859	mosquito speakers	0		Monster Level: +5
11860	assemble-it-yourself Leprecondo	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-03"
11861	Leprecondo	0		Last Available: "2025-03"
11862	compressed ghostly scoop of pre-workout powder	1		Effect: "Human-Hobo Hybrid", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2025-03"
11863	teal table tennis ball	0		Last Available: "2025-03"
11864	perfectly mixed spinning pint of Leprechaun Stout	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2025-03"
11865	pickled phosphor traces	1		Effect: "Carol of the Bones", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2025-03"
11866	crafting plans	0		Last Available: "2025-03"
11867	Book of Irony	0		Skill: "Generate Irony"
11868	spoon	0		
11869	spinning unironic knife	0		
11870	bar dart	0		Last Available: "2025-03"
11871	modified pulsating leprechaun antidepressant pill	1		Effect: "Blessing of the Hot Linguine", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2025-03"
11872	normal huge Heck ramen	9	good	Last Available: "2025-03"
11873	rotten tiny special burrito	1	crappy	Effect: "Morninja", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2025-03"
11874	stale tumbling small beer brat	4	decent	Last Available: "2025-03"
11875	spoiled peach pie	3	crappy	Last Available: "2025-03"
11876	normal incredible mini-pizza	3	good	Last Available: "2025-03"
11877	lousy tumbling Divine sidecar	4	decent	Last Available: "2025-03"
11878	practically non-alcoholic tolerable upside-down skewed tangarita sidecar	1	good	Last Available: "2025-03"
11879	aged gimlet sidecar	3	awesome	Last Available: "2025-03"
11880	practically non-alcoholic hand-crafted vodka stratocaster sidecar	1	super ultra EPIC	Last Available: "2025-03"
11881	lousy fortified prussian cathouse sidecar	5	decent	Last Available: "2025-03"
11882	lousy jittery Mon Tiki sidecar	3	decent	Last Available: "2025-03"
11883	spinning Packaged April Shower Thoughts Calendar	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-04"
11884	quilted deadly April Shower Thoughts shield	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Damage Absorption: +40, Last Available: "2025-04"
11885	glob of wet paper	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11886	spitball	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11887	triple-energized boiled pulsating wet paper weights	0		Effect: "Mercenary", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2025-04"
11888	aged Three Sheets to the Wind	4	awesome	Last Available: "2025-04"
11889	toothsome bite-sized jittery pile of wet dates	1	awesome	Last Available: "2025-04"
11890	blurry papier Mach 1 airplane	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11891	mirror yellow wet blanket	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11892	stanky wet shower cap	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2025-04"
11893	dog trainer's wet shower shoes	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Last Available: "2025-04"
11894	weightlifter's wet shower shorts	0		Muscle: +15, Last Available: "2025-04"
11895	gray wet paper tiger	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11896	blurry wet paper eye	0		Familiar Weight: +15
11897	wet shower curtain	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11898	tarnished altered energized cyan wet paper cup	0		Effect: "Crimbo Epiphany", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2025-04"
11899	pickled colloidal wet paperback	0		Effect: "Stinking Cloud", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2025-04"
11900	maroon blinking tumbling extremely unsafe wet shower radio	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2025-04"
11901	pulsating wet shower stamp	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11902	green Herculean birthday bloon	0		Experience (Muscle): +1
11903	dry concentrated jawwetter	0		Effect: "Mucilaginous Muscle", Effect Duration: 30
11904	Unpeeled Peridot of Peril	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-05"
11905	mirror rosy-cheeked savvy Peridot of Peril of Leguizamo	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Monster Level: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2025-05"
11906	Jim Carey's terrycloth turban	0		Monster Level: +25
11907	savvy jockey's hat	0		Mysticality Percent: +20
11908	sharpshooter's hat of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20
11909	teal sinister extra-tight skullcap	0		Spell Damage: +10
11910	narrow dangerous sturdy pith helmet	0		Weapon Damage: +10
11911	wobbly chaotic bishop's mitre	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10
11912	upside-down gray educational tin foil hat	0		Experience: +1
11913	upside-down brainy construction hardhat	0		Mysticality: +5
11914	jittery imposing pilgrim's hat of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40
11915	crown of thorns	0		Thorns: 1
11916	weightlifter's stylish bycocket	0		Muscle: +15
11917	Thwaitgold mad hatterpillar statuette	0		
11918	packaged prismatic beret	0		Free Pull
11919	blush beret	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Beret Blast", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Beret Boast", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Beret Busking", Last Available: "2025-06"
11920	flak shield	0		
11921	huge spinning Axis HQ Code	0		
11922	yeti in a travel cooler	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-07"
11923	exchanger	0		Cold Damage: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2025-07"
11924	teal Newton's Axis helmet of vim and vigor	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Maximum HP Percent: +50
11925	red hale veiny Axis fatigues	0		Maximum HP: 30
11926	prompt extremely unsafe Axis suspenders	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Adventures: +3, Single Equip
11927	stolen artifact	0		
11928	squat really expensive stolen artifact	0		
11929	priceless stolen artifact	0		
11930	chocolate rations	0		
11931	bouncing nice nylon stockings	0		
11932	gray Allied Radio Backpack Pack	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-07"
11933	dance instructor's supercool stylish Allied Radio Backpack	0		Moxie: +25, Moxie Percent: +20, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Call in an Airstrike", Last Available: "2025-07"
11934	yellow twirling orphaned baby skeleton	0		
11935	narrow ordnance magnet	0		Single Equip, Drops Items
11936	purple confetti grenade	0		
11937	immense flavorless Skeleton Wars rations	6	decent	
11938	tolerable watered-down skeleton war fuel can	2	good	
11939	skeleton war grenade	0		
11940	bouncing chocolate and nylons detector	0		
11941	skewed M&ouml;bius ring box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-08"
11942	M&ouml;bius ring	0		Gear Drop: [100*lte(paradoxicity,7)*gte(paradoxicity,3)], Last Available: "2025-08"
11943	twirling bone pacifier	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11944	gray asbestos-lined rosy-cheeked extremely unsafe Allied Forces insignia	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Hot Resistance: +5, Single Equip
11945	Allied Tattoo Kit	0		
11946	handheld Allied radio	0		
11947	Axis codebook	0		
11948	triple-wet Life Goals Pamphlet	0		Effect: "Salamanderenity", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2025-08"
11949	double-paned bully badge	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2025-08"
11950	censurious time cop top hat	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2025-08"
11951	blurry Stock Certificate	0		Last Available: "2025-08"
11952	dehydrated mixed berry jelly	1		Last Available: "2025-08"
11953	miniature adequate jittery toast with mixed berry jelly	2	good	Last Available: "2025-08"
11954	bland huge cup of sugar	3	decent	Last Available: "2025-08"
11955	rotten Susie's cupcake	3	crappy	Last Available: "2025-08"
11956	clock	0		Last Available: "2025-08"
11957	scandalous toasty energetic the gun	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Hot Damage: +5, Sleaze Damage: +5, Last Available: "2025-08"
11958	mediocre spirit-forward red jittery wine	5	decent	Last Available: "2025-08"
11960	shaking olive mirror really, really nice swimming trunks	0		Adventure Underwater
11961	twirling sand penny	0		
11962	cyan skewed stylish undersea surveying goggles	0		Moxie: +25, Lasts Until Rollover
11963	extra-dry hand-crafted skewed Ocean-Touched Rum	5	EPIC	
11964	dehydrated water-logged pill	1		
11965	decent kelp puck	4	good	
11966	scroll of sea strength	0		
11967	scroll of sea smarts	0		
11968	mirror scroll of sea smarm	0		
11969	waterlogged scroll of healing	0		
11970	upside-down sea gel	0		
11971	pressed quadruple-polymerized blinking olive octopus ink bladder	0		Effect: "[1342]Slicked-Back Do", Effect Duration: 11
11972	durable dolphin whistle	0		
11973	Thwaitgold lobster statuette	0		
11974	mirror packaged Monodent of the Sea	0		Free Pull
11975	Monodent of the Sea	0		Hot Damage: +25, All Attributes Percent: +5, Experience: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sea *dent: Throw a Lightning Bolt", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sea *dent: Summon a Wave", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sea *dent: Talk to Some Fish", Last Available: "2025-09"
11976	unblemished pearl	0		
11977	dentadent of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20
11986	lab-grown blood cubic zirconia	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-10"
11987	up-at-dawn knitted nasty energetic blood cubic zirconia of the pedagogue of Tarzan	0		Experience: +3, Experience (Muscle): +3, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Stench Damage: +5, Cold Resistance: +3, Adventures: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Blood Geyser", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Refracted Gaze", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Sweat Bullets", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Blood Bath", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Dial it up to 11", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Sweat Equity", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Create Blood Thinner", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Prepare Spinal Tapas", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Craft a Pheromone Cocktail", Last Available: "2025-10"
12044	twisted blinking blood thinner	1		Effect: "Pharmaceutically Cool", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2025-10"
12045	mediocre pheromone cocktail	4	decent	Last Available: "2025-10"
12046	normal squat spinal tapas	4	good	Last Available: "2025-10"
12047	teal shrunken head in a duffel bag	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-11"
12048	cyan Annie Oakley's brainy shrunken head of chilblains	0		Mysticality: +5, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Cold Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Prepare to reanimate your Foe", Last Available: "2025-11"
12049	stocking full of bones	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-12"
12050	twirling small peppermint-flavored sugar walking crook	0		
12051	knucklebone	0		
12052	hand-crafted Smoking Pope	3	EPIC	
12053	massive adequate prize turkey	8	good	
12054	diluted medicinal gruel	1		
12055	rotten full-sized pumpkin pie	3	crappy	Last Available: "2025-11"
12056	practically non-alcoholic tolerable red vodka cranberry sauce	1	good	Last Available: "2025-11"
12057	liquefied upside-down yammed candy	0		Effect: "Fit To Be Tide", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2025-11"
12058	stale pulsating treasure chestnut	3	decent	Last Available: "2025-12"
12059	delicious mulled butter rum	4	awesome	Last Available: "2025-12"
12060	cold-filtered improved narrow blinking cinnamon doubloon	0		Effect: "Coldfinger", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2025-12"
12061	jittery avaricious plastic left skeleton arm	0		Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2025-12"
12062	MacGyver's plastic left skeleton leg	0		Maximum MP: +100, Last Available: "2025-12"
12063	nasty plastic right skeleton arm	0		Stench Damage: +5, Last Available: "2025-12"
12064	banded plastic right skeleton leg	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Last Available: "2025-12"
12065	grievous plastic skeleton pelvis	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2025-12"
12066	discreetly-wrapped Eternity Codpiece	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-12"
12067	The Eternity Codpiece	0		All Attributes: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-12"
12068	red fireproof angelbone kilt of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2026-12"
12069	huge smelly angelbone totem	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-12", Spleen Capacity: +1
12070	angelbone chopsticks of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-12", Stomach Capacity: +1
12071	cyan clever wholesome angelbone mantle	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Maximum MP: +20, Last Available: "2026-12"
12072	angelbone dice of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-12", Liver Capacity: +1
12073	toasty angelbone halo of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Hot Damage: +5, Last Available: "2026-12"
12074	vaporized purple shaking angelbone fragments	1		Effect: "EVISCERATE!", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2026-12"
12075	extra-pickled upside-down biblically accurate gumdrops	0		Effect: "Sweetened and Fattened", Effect Duration: 21
12076	careful extremely unsafe devilbone helmet	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Monster Level: -10, Last Available: "2026-12"
12077	lime green devilbone greaves of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2026-12", Spleen Capacity: +1
12078	bouncing squat vibrating rock-hard devilbone shinguards	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-12"
12079	dangerous devilbone corset	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Last Available: "2026-12", Stomach Capacity: +1
12080	jittery manspreader's devilbone flute of chilblains	0		Monster Level: +10, Cold Damage: +25, Last Available: "2026-12"
12081	shaking sage devilbone rosary	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-12", Liver Capacity: +1
12082	mixed upside-down devilbone chunks	1		Last Available: "2026-12"
12083	tarnished bouncing Gehenna tattoo	0		Effect: "Bloody-minded", Effect Duration: 11
12116	burnt incisor	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12117	burnt phalange	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12118	wobbly burnt radius	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12119	maroon burnt rib	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12120	red burnt skull	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12121	Crymbocurrency	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12122	squat auspicious extra-thick Crimbo sweater	0		Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2025-12"
12123	The Encyclopedia of Holiday Funerary Rites	0		Skill: "Holiday Burial Knowledge", Last Available: "2025-12"
12124	bad mirror Steve Abrams' Holiday Sampler Beer	3	decent	Last Available: "2025-12"
12125	crate of prize-winning rum	0		No Pull, Last Available: "2025-12"
12126	tolerable ghostly bottle of prize-winning rum	4	good	Last Available: "2025-12"
12127	purple reassuring gravedigger's vibrating Santa-Slayer medal	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Spooky Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2025-12"
12128	Skull of Claus	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12129	ionized activated boiling bone marrow	0		Effect: "In the Saucestream", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2025-12"
12130	moist nitrogenated oxidized boiling cerebrospinal fluid	0		Effect: "Hella Smart", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2025-12"
12131	diffused aerosolized wet green boiling synovial fluid	0		Effect: "Memory of Speed", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2025-12"
12132	mirror Van der Graaf crafty strapping smoldering vertebra	0		Muscle: +5, Maximum MP: +10, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2025-12"
12133	seal-clubbing club loot box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-01"
12134	<span style='padding: 2px; color: #ff8000; background-color: black;'>legendary seal-clubbing club</span>	0		Muscle Percent: +50, Weapon Damage: +10, Initiative: +50, Attacks Can't Miss, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Club 'Em Across the Battlefield", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Club 'Em Into Next Week", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Club 'Em Back in Time", Display Name: "<span style='padding: 2px; color: #ff8000; background-color: black;'>legendary seal-clubbing club</span>", Last Available: "2026-01"
12135	red smoldering bone dust	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12136	volatile bone bomb	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12137	MacGyver's deadly thinker's hot boning knife	0		Mysticality: +10, Weapon Damage: +5, Maximum MP: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2025-12"
12138	lightning-fast electrified stiffened fistbone	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Initiative: +40, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2025-12"
12139	scandalous deadly dance instructor's burnt bone belt	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Weapon Damage: +5, Sleaze Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2025-12"
12140	wobbly scorching scorched skull trophy	0		Hot Damage: +25, Last Available: "2025-12"
12141	huge fancy spoiled wing bone	6	crappy	Effect: "Shawarma Warm War", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2025-12"
12142	triple-distilled lousy bouncing weak skeleton venom	8	decent	Last Available: "2025-12"
12143	dried baked bone meal	1		Last Available: "2025-12"
12144	twirling plastic skeleton rib cage of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2025-12"
12145	purple hardy plastic skeleton skull	0		Maximum HP: +50, Last Available: "2025-12"
12146	plastic skeleton Crimbo hat of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Last Available: "2025-12"
12147	ghostly assembled plastic Santa skeleton	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12148	sleigh	0		Familiar Weight: +10
12149	undertakers' forceps	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12150	wobbly bone-polishing rag	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12151	supercharged scorched skeleton mask of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2025-12"
12152	auspicious boxer's scorched skeleton shirt	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2025-12"
12153	nasty scorched skeleton pants of horror	0		Stench Damage: +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2025-12"
12154	messenger parrot egg	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12155	blurry buryable chest	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12156	Shanty: Let's Beat Up This Drunken Sailor	0		Skill: "Let's Beat Up This Drunken Sailor", Last Available: "2025-12"
12157	upside-down green skewed Shanty: Let's Beat Up This Drunken Sailor (used)	0		Skill: "Let's Beat Up This Drunken Sailor", Last Available: "2025-12"
12158	narrow Shanty: I'm Smarter Than a Drunken Sailor	0		Skill: "I'm Smarter Than a Drunken Sailor", Last Available: "2025-12"
12159	huge Shanty: I'm Smarter Than a Drunken Sailor (used)	0		Skill: "I'm Smarter Than a Drunken Sailor", Last Available: "2025-12"
12160	lime green Shanty: Look At That Drunken Sailor Dance	0		Skill: "Look At That Drunken Sailor Dance", Last Available: "2025-12"
12161	Shanty: Look At That Drunken Sailor Dance (used)	0		Skill: "Look At That Drunken Sailor Dance", Last Available: "2025-12"
12162	Shanty: Who's Going to Pay This Drunken Sailor?	0		Skill: "Who's Going to Pay This Drunken Sailor?", Last Available: "2025-12"
12163	Shanty: Who's Going to Pay This Drunken Sailor? (used)	0		Skill: "Who's Going to Pay This Drunken Sailor?", Last Available: "2025-12"
12164	Shanty: Only Dogs Love a Drunken Sailor	0		Skill: "Only Dogs Love a Drunken Sailor", Last Available: "2025-12"
12165	Shanty: Only Dogs Love a Drunken Sailor (used)	0		Skill: "Only Dogs Love a Drunken Sailor", Last Available: "2025-12"
12166	Crymbocurrency tattoo	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12167	greasy Annie Oakley's fireproof bonesaw	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2025-12"
12168	flame-wreathed scorching vermiculite shield	0		Hot Damage: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2025-12"
12169	ship's lantern of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2025-12"
12170	nippy crafty heat-resistant harpoon pistol	0		Maximum MP: +10, Cold Damage: +10, Last Available: "2025-12"
12171	stale traditional gingerloaf	3	decent	Last Available: "2025-12"
12172	practically non-alcoholic mediocre Scotch and eggnog	1	decent	Last Available: "2025-12"
12173	activated super-concentrated red counterskeleton elixir	0		Effect: "[1701]Hip to the Jive", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2025-12"
12174	perfectly mixed weak gray tumbling &quot;salvaged&quot; wine	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2025-12"
12175	The Encyclopedia of Holiday Funerary Rites (used)	0		Skill: "Holiday Burial Knowledge", Last Available: "2025-12"
12176	blinking shaking olive crate of prize-winning cheese	0		No Pull, Last Available: "2025-12"
12177	miniature tasty special wedge of prize-winning cheese	2	awesome	Effect: "Melancholy Burden", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2025-12"
12178	dry gummi fingerbone	0		Effect: "Preemptive Medicine", Effect Duration: 49
12179	mirror friendly glimmering crystal of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2025-12"
12180	boxed Heartstone	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-02"
12181	Heartstone	0		All Attributes Percent: +25, Experience: +3, HP Regen Min: 15, HP Regen Max: 20, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Steal Monster's Heart", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heartstone: %kill", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heartstone: %banish", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heartstone: %stun", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heartstone: %luck", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heartstone: %pals", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heartstone: %buff", Last Available: "2026-02"
12182	gray Thwaitgold meat bee statuette	0		
12183	twirling loose Meats	0		
12184	Archaeologist's Spade	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12185	red boxed Archaeologist's Spade	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-03"
12186	olive dinosaur bone fragment	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12187	Pork Elf pottery shard	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12188	2015 landfill detritus	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12189	mirror intact dinosaur egg	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12190	fossilized cow femur	0		Familiar Weight: +5
12191	unopened Pork Elf toiletries kit	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12192	Pork Elf toiletries kit	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12193	warmed twirling lime green Pork Elf mouthwash	0		Effect: "Weather, Man", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2026-03"
12194	vacuum-sealed energized purple mirror Pork Elf deodorant	0		Effect: "Engorged Weapon", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2026-03"
12195	oxidized electrified Pork Elf toothpaste	0		Effect: "Anytwo Five Elevenis?", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2026-03"
12196	bolt of fabric	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12197	red tumbling lard-coated healthy and dress	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2026-03"
12198	stylish and dress of the early riser	0		Moxie: +25, Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2026-03"
12199	anodized dinosaur bone broth	0		Effect: "Riboflavin'", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2026-03"
12200	gnawing bone	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12201	squat Annie Oakley's dinosaur bone club	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Last Available: "2026-03"
12202	shaking wobbly dinosaur skull helmet of terror of the boozehound	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2026-03"
12203	purple frosty Tesla dinosaur bone corset of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Cold Spell Damage: +10, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2026-03"
12204	acceptable watered-down Pork Elf cough syrup	2	good	Last Available: "2026-03"
12205	green Pork Elf neti pot	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12206	skewed red Pork Elf medicine cabinet	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12207	Pork Elf sink	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12208	jittery Pork Elf toilet	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12209	bland tumbling rat pizza	3	decent	Last Available: "2026-03"
12210	Fleek&trade; mascara	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12211	Rosewater's hoverboard of the storm of the detective	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Item Drop: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-03"
12212	vibrating Fonzie's left shark fin of mayonnaise	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2026-03"
12213	wobbly vibrating fitness tracking bracelet	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-03"
12214	compressed blinking mirror blue candy bone	1		Effect: "Frigid Weapon", Effect Duration: 35
12215	wrapped Baseball Diamond	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-04"
12216	Baseball Diamond	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Last Available: "2026-04"
12217	gigantic bland shaking discarded hot dog	9	decent	Last Available: "2026-04"
12218	practically non-alcoholic perfectly mixed most of a beer	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2026-04"
12222	pasta wand loot box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-05"
12223	<span style='padding: 2px; color: #ff8000; background-color: black;'>legendary pasta wand</span>	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Stench Damage: +5, Hot Damage: +5, Cold Damage: +5, Sleaze Damage: +5, Spell Damage: +10, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Spell Critical Percent: +15, Pasta Thrall Experience: +1, Single Equip, Display Name: "<span style='padding: 2px; color: #ff8000; background-color: black;'>legendary pasta wand</span>", Last Available: "2026-05"
12225	blurry skewed legendary noodles	0		Last Available: "2026-05"
12226	decent big can of tuna	5	good	
12227	flavorless alien salad	3	decent	
12228	delicious bite-sized upside-down green ratbatatouille	1	awesome	
12229	gigantic moldy onigiri	9	crappy	
12230	decent super-sized crudit&eacute;s	5	good	
12231	bland twirling olive sauced mutton	3	decent	
12232	flavorless snack-sized upside-down hot honey ant	2	decent	
12233	stale thick tomb aspic	5	decent	
12234	big bland later tots	5	decent	
12235	moldy Frutti di Scatoletta	3	crappy	Last Available: "2026-05"
12236	adequate tiny Pesto alla Marziano	1	good	Last Available: "2026-05"
12237	rotten Arrattabbattabiata	3	crappy	Last Available: "2026-05"
12238	normal super-sized Orzo di Riso	5	good	Last Available: "2026-05"
12239	enchanted moldy massive spinning bouncing Pasta Grimavera	9	crappy	Effect: "Heart of Orange", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2026-05"
12240	tasty mirror Linguini Ubriacapa	4	awesome	Last Available: "2026-05"
12241	massive bland Formica e Pepe	9	decent	Last Available: "2026-05"
12242	miniature delicious Tubetto Gelatto	2	awesome	Last Available: "2026-05"
12243	normal Gnocci Domani	3	good	Last Available: "2026-05"
12244	shaking Thwaitgold wallet moth statuette	0		
12245	scabbarded Sword of S Words	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-06"
12246	second-hand synthetic sloth skin scabbard	0		Familiar Weight: +5
12248	ghostly mega helmet	0		
12252	shellacked Space Soldier Helmet of extreme caution	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Monster Level: -25
12253	flavorless snack-sized premium turkey leg	2	decent	
12254	watered-down perfectly mixed styrofoam cup of mead	2	EPIC	
12255	occult sword	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25
12256	staff of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3
12257	inspector's lute	0		Item Drop: +15
12258	mirror shrink-wrapped Cup of 13s	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-07"
12259	Cup of 13s	0		Booze Drop: +60, MP Regen Min: 4, MP Regen Max: 8, HP Regen Min: 8, HP Regen Max: 13, Last Available: "2026-07"
12260	wobbly sizzling clever steel-toed The Wizard's Android	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Maximum MP: +20, Hot Damage: +10
12261	ghostly flash paperwad	0		
12262	twirling juggling ball	0		
12263	huge horrifying tactical jester's cap of terror	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Combat Item Damage Percent: 50
12264	narrow single-use sword	0		
12265	bouncing Da Vinci's flimsy plastic helmet	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5
12266	deadly flimsy plastic greaves	0		Weapon Damage: +5
12267	squat wool flimsy plastic breastplate	0		Cold Resistance: +1
12268	lard-coated flimsy plastic shield	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
12269	huge packaged Portable Laughing Stock	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-07"
12270	curative extremely unsafe Sinatra's Portable Laughing Stock	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Taunt Your Foe", Last Available: "2026-07"
12271	green scandalous Oprah's shellacked Staff of Anachronistic Churning	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Sleaze Damage: +5
12272	massive rotten classic banana	6	crappy	Last Available: "2026-07"
12273	decent watermelon	3	good	Last Available: "2026-07"
12274	moldy quince	4	crappy	Last Available: "2026-07"
12275	Interesting Coin	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12276	Interesting Coin Inheritance Letter	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-08"
12277	yummy tumbling classic banana pie	4	awesome	Last Available: "2026-07"
12278	ionized shaking essential banana decoction	0		Effect: "Coated Arms", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2026-07"
12279	tarnished oxidized teal banana quintessence	0		Effect: "Blessing of Pikachutlotal", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2026-07"
12280	bad enchanted ghostly Aesop Daiquiri	3	decent	Effect: "Cold Hands", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2026-07"
12281	bad spirit-forward upside-down gray blurry Monkey Congress	5	decent	Last Available: "2026-07"
12282	normal yellow watermelon pie	3	good	Last Available: "2026-07"
12283	boiled chilled spinning blue concentrated watermelon juice	0		Effect: "Wreathed in Smoke", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2026-07"
12284	ionized diffused Aqua Citrulanatae	0		Effect: "Thickest, Sickest", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2026-07"
12285	lousy Melonegroni	3	decent	Last Available: "2026-07"
12286	artisanal enchanted Melonade Spritz	3	EPIC	Effect: "Human-Constellation Hybrid", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2026-07"
12287	small spoiled blurry quince pie	2	crappy	Last Available: "2026-07"
12288	polarized ionized spinning purple blurry quince quaff	0		Effect: "Ancestral Disapproval", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2026-07"
12289	non-energized tarnished Quickquince	0		Effect: "Slimy Hands", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2026-07"
12290	artisanal bouncing Quiskey Sour	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2026-07"
12291	perfectly mixed pulsating upside-down Quincea&ntilde;era Cooler	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2026-07"
12292	lousy Roth IPA	3	decent	Last Available: "2026-08"
12293	lightning-fast underdraft protection of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2026-08"
12294	pulsating solvent	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12295	stale jittery soybean futures	3	decent	Last Available: "2026-08"
12296	quadruple-corrupted electrified housing bubble	0		Effect: "Thought", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2026-08"
12297	adjusted unsweetened pulsating green Pixie-Swordz	0		Effect: "Stopping to Smell the Flowers", Effect Duration: 39
12298	gravedigger's supercharged financial instrument	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Spooky Damage: +10, Last Available: "2026-08"
12299	bouncing wholesome hedge fund clippers of chilblains	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Cold Damage: +25, Last Available: "2026-08"
12300	lime green asbestos-lined selling shorts	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2026-08"
12301	narrow bear tattoo	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12302	blinking bull tattoo	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12303	tumbling wholesome 401k ring of the scaredy-cat	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Monster Level: -15, Last Available: "2026-08"
12304	balance sheet	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12305	adjusted modified invisible hand	0		Effect: "Brain Freeze", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2026-08"
12306	super-cold-filtered wobbly circle of overdraft protection scroll	0		Effect: "Booze Goozles", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2026-08"
12307	concentrated pressed moist mint	0		Effect: "Blessing of the Pervy Noodles", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2026-08"
12308	twirling twirling savings bondo	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12309	homeowner's loam	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12310	twisted toxic asset	1		Last Available: "2026-08"
12311	dehydrated gray narrow intangible asset	1		Effect: "Whippin' It Good", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2026-08"
12312	distilled mirror upside-down narrow liquid asset	1		Last Available: "2026-08"
12313	gross prophet chrysalis	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12314	wobbly cast entrails	0		Familiar Weight: +5
12315	watered-down acceptable Malattia Becco Malbec	2	good	
12316	kneecapping contract	0		Skill: "Order a Kneecapping"
12317	purple Old Country cookbook	0		Skill: "Old Country Cooking"
12318	Thwaitgold and beetle statuette	0		
12319	blinking Blue Team scarf	0		
12320	shaking Red Team scarf	0		
12321	meat shield toddler	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-09"
12322	can of shield tenderizer	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2026-09"