-1	smooth Petite Porter	3	awesome	
-2	drinkable Scrawny Stout	3	good	
-3	bad Infinitesimal IPA	3	decent	
-4	smooth eggnogtini	3	awesome	
-5	triple-distilled tolerable candycaine	10	good	
-6	weak hand-crafted pulsating braincracker sweet	2	EPIC	
-16	smooth fermented honey	4	awesome	
-17	mediocre moons-shine	4	decent	
-18	irresponsibly strong tolerable gin	6	good	
-19	acceptable ghostly ecto-nog	3	good	
-20	smooth practically non-alcoholic hot toady	1	awesome	
-21	practically non-alcoholic lousy hot choculate	1	decent	
-49	drinkable jittery Cyder	3	good	
-50	practically non-alcoholic artisanal green Oil Nog	1	EPIC	
-51	acceptable Hi-Octane Peppermint Jet Fuel	3	good	
-58	hand-crafted Grimacider	4	EPIC	
-59	tolerable Isotope Nog	3	good	
-60	artisanal watered-down skewed Mutagin 'n' Tonic	2	EPIC	
-70	high-proof bad Gin and Herring	10	decent	
-71	tolerable tumbling Black and Tan and Red All Over	3	good	
-72	artisanal Antarctic Ice Tea	3	EPIC	
-76	smooth CRIMBCO Ribbon Candy Schnapps	4	awesome	
-77	hand-crafted CRIMBCO Egg Substitute Nog Substitute	3	EPIC	
-78	acceptable blinking narrow blue CRIMBCO Extreme Braincracker Sour	3	good	
-82	lousy Horseradish-infused Vodka	3	decent	
-83	lousy yellow Jerkitini	4	decent	
-84	artisanal Desert Island Iced Tea	3	EPIC	
-88	watered-down mediocre Crimbo Saketini	2	decent	
-89	practically non-alcoholic special drinkable maroon Crimboku Drop	1	good	
-90	lousy spinning Flaming Crimbo Log	4	decent	
-107	mediocre high-proof Fortified Eggnog Slurry	8	decent	
-108	lousy Hot Buttered Rum	4	decent	
-109	artisanal Spicy Hot Chocolate	4	EPIC