1	green seal-clubbing club	0		
2	seal tooth	0		
3	green supercharged helmet turtle	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
4	jittery turtle totem	0		
5	pasta spoon	0		
6	ravioli hat of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
7	shaking twirling saucepan	0		
8	spinning spices	0		
9	gravedigger's disco mask	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
10	disco ball	0		
11	stolen accordion	0		Song Duration: 5
12	mariachi pants	0		Familiar Effect: "8xPotato, cap 2"
14	modified upside-down moxie weed	1		Effect: "Tingly Elbows", Effect Duration: 35
15	powdered twirling upside-down strongness elixir	1		Effect: "Hippy Flavor", Effect Duration: 10
16	mixed bouncing magicalness-in-a-can	1		
17	moldy immense noodles	10	crappy	
18	upside-down tortoise's blessing	0		
19	asbestos-lined asparagus knife	0		Hot Resistance: +5
20	fuchsia Kentucky-style derby	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 5"
21	squat sweet ninja sword	0		
22	studded boxer shorts	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, 4xVolley, cap 5"
23	chewing gum on a string	0		
24	ten-leaf clover	0		
25	mirror meat paste	0		
26	bouncing Dolphin King's map	0		
27	spider web	0		
28	bouncing really spider web	0		
29	really really spider web	0		
30	narrow lime green rock	0		
31	seal-toothed rock	0		
32	Bjorn's Hammer of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Class: "Seal Clubber"
33	snorkel	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
34	Dolphin King's crown of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xGhuol, cap 8"
35	toasty Knob Goblin scimitar	0		Hot Damage: +5
36	greasy Knob Goblin tongs	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
37	teal chilly viking helmet	0		Cold Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 5"
38	Knob Goblin pants of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Familiar Effect: "atk, 5xPotato, cap 6"
39	wobbly pretty flower	0		
40	casino pass	0		
41	mediocre red ice-cold Sir Schlitz	3	decent	
42	hermit permit	0		
43	worthless trinket	0		
44	worthless gewgaw	0		
45	worthless knick-knack	0		
46	figurine	0		
47	decent jumbo hot buttered roll	5	good	
48	heart of rock and roll	0		
49	miniature rotten bowl of cottage cheese	2	crappy	
50	spinning ribald Rock and Roll Legend	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10
51	avaricious Knob Goblin Uberpants	0		Meat Drop: +30, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 3xFairy, cap 11"
52	wobbly banjo strings	0		
53	crafty stone banjo	0		Maximum MP: +10
54	narrow zippy energetic Disco Banjo	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Initiative: +20, Class: "Disco Bandit"
55	ghostly jabañero pepper	0		
56	hot sauce	0		
57	greedy 5-Alarm Saucepan	0		Meat Drop: +20, Class: "Sauceror"
58	upside-down stone turtle	0		
59	slingshot	0		
60	wool Mace of the Tortoise	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
61	huge delicious cyan fortune cookie	7	awesome	
62	extremely unsafe oriole-feather headdress	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xVolley, cap 3"
63	action figure body	0		
64	ghostly action figure head	0		
65	pulsating Mighty Bjorn action figure	0		
66	twig	0		
67	blinking spaghetti with rock-balls	0		
68	blurry smartaleck's Pasta Spoon of Peril of Leguizamo	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Monster Level: +20, Class: "Pastamancer"
69	wobbly teal Newbiesport™ tent	0		
70	bar skin	0		
71	rosewater-soaked stakes	0		Stench Resistance: +3
72	scandalous barskin hat	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 13"
73	barskin tent	0		
74	narrow Temple map	0		
75	teal sapling	0		
76	Spooky-Gro fertilizer	0		
77	squat strapping stick	0		Muscle: +5
78	banded pretty bouquet	0		Damage Absorption: +100
79	bugbear bungguard	0		Familiar Effect: "5xBarrr, cap 7"
80	jittery fairy gravy boat	0		
81	boozy tolerable skewed ice-cold Willer	5	good	
82	ring	0		
83	shaft	0		
84	blurry Orcish meat locker	0		
85	unlocked meat locker	0		
86	key	0		
87	meat from yesterday	0		
88	meat stack	0		
89	sword hilt	0		
90	narrow helmet recipe	0		
91	pants kit	0		
92	meatsmithing guide	0		
93	Samson's basic meat sword	0		Experience (Muscle): +5
94	jittery steel-toed basic meat pants	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xPotato, cap 10"
95	basic meat helmet of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 2xFairy, cap 10"
96	zippy dope gangsta bling-bling	0		Initiative: +20
97	strapping pimpin' meat hat of extreme caution	0		Muscle: +5, Monster Level: -25, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xVolley, cap 13"
98	dried face	0		
99	meat face	0		
100	lifeless meat doll	0		
101	meat golem	0		
102	shrunken head	0		
103	aromatic staff of the sweet-tooth	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Candy Drop: +100
104	scarecrow	0		
105	decent diet lime green bouncing bowl of charms	1	good	
106	olive ketchup	1	decent	
107	narrow catsup	1	EPIC	
108	stick	0		
109	crossbow string	0		
110	Usain Bolt's basic meat staff	0		Initiative: +80
111	occult basic meat crossbow	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25
112	jittery gravedigger's Herculean meatloaf helmet	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Spooky Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1.5xFairy, cap 13"
113	mirror double-paned dripping meat sword	0		Cold Resistance: +5
114	lime green narrow zippy dripping meat staff	0		Initiative: +20
115	boxer's dripping meat crossbow	0		Muscle Percent: +10
116	slick Bugfinder Blade of Calamity Jane	0		Moxie: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +15
117	Gnollish plunger	0		
118	twirling spring	0		
119	spinning sprocket	0		
120	cog	0		
121	maroon sprocket assembly	0		
122	mirror cog and sprocket assembly	0		
123	Gnollish flyswatter	0		
124	empty meat tank	0		
125	maroon full meat tank	0		
126	meat engine	0		
127	mirror occult Gnollish autoplunger	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25
128	meat pants of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, cap 11"
129	blurry scorching third-hand nunchaku	0		Hot Damage: +25
130	lime green lard-coated eyepatch	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "4xBarrr, cap 8"
131	cyan frilly skirt	0		Familiar Effect: "4xFairy, cap 8"
132	Meat maid body	0		
133	bouncing Certificate of Participation	0		
134	shaking bitchin' meatcar	0		
135	cyan sweet rims	0		
136	tires	0		
137	dope wheels	0		
138	ice-cold six-pack	0		
139	valuable trinket	0		
140	mirror upside-down dingy planks	0		
141	bouncing dingy dinghy	0		
142	upside-down anticheese	0		
143	cottage	0		
144	ghostly stone of eXtreme power	0		
145	barbed-wire fence	0		
146	dinghy plans	0		
147	smelly eXtreme meat sword	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10
148	ruddy eXtreme meat staff	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40
149	shaking twirling clever eXtreme meat crossbow	0		Maximum MP: +20
150	maroon pulsating mirror ghostly MacGyver's wicked Scalp of Gorgolok	0		Spell Damage: +5, Maximum MP: +100, Class: "Seal Clubber", Familiar Effect: "3xGhuol, cap 25"
151	squat medical-grade hale Elder Turtle Shell	0		Maximum HP: +20, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "3xGhuol, cap 25"
152	mirror hale grievous Colander of Em-er'il	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Maximum HP: +20, Class: "Pastamancer", Familiar Effect: "3xGhuol, cap 25"
153	rosewater-soaked Ancient Saucehelm of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Stench Resistance: +3, Class: "Sauceror", Familiar Effect: "3xGhuol, cap 25"
154	Disco 'Fro Pick of the dark arts of the cheetah	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Initiative: +60, Class: "Disco Bandit", Familiar Effect: "3xGhuol, cap 25"
155	manspreader's sinister El Sombrero De Lopez	0		Spell Damage: +10, Monster Level: +10, Class: "Accordion Thief", Familiar Effect: "3xGhuol, cap 25"
156	ghostly guild application	0		
157	Dramatic™ range	0		
158	Gnollish pie tin	0		
159	wad of dough	0		
160	tumbling pie crust	0		
161	yummy ghuol egg	3	awesome	
162	spoiled ghuol egg quiche	3	crappy	
163	skeleton bone of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100
164	smart skull	0		
165	blurry skewer	0		
166	ghuol ears	0		
167	bland ghuol-ear kabob	4	decent	
168	wobbly stiffened bone rattle	0		Damage Reduction: 1
169	ghostly bugbear beanie	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 7"
170	lihc eye	0		
171	rotten narrow lihc eye pie	3	crappy	
172	ghostly gnoll lips	0		
173	taco shell	0		
174	Gnollish casserole dish	0		
175	huge tasty uncooked chorizo	8	awesome	
176	disembodied brain	0		
177	brainy skull	0		
178	blurry tumbling detective skull	0		
179	bland chorizo taco	4	decent	
180	practically non-alcoholic tolerable ice-cold fotie	1	good	
181	baseball	0		
182	skewed batgut	0		
183	bat wing	0		
184	squat briefcase	0		
185	red narrow fat stacks of cash	0		
186	bean	0		
187	loose teeth	0		
188	bat guano	0		
189	bouncing bouncing guano coffee cup	0		
191	upside-down toasty batskin belt	0		Hot Damage: +5
192	batskin belt	0		
193	yellow birthday candle	0		
194	Mr. Accessory of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Softcore Only
195	bouncing blinking smooth eXtreme nose ring	0		Moxie: +15
196	disassembled clover	0		
197	maroon rat whisker	0		
198	huge rat appendix	0		
199	skewed Herculean ring	0		Experience (Muscle): +1
200	special decent rat appendix kabob	3	good	Effect: "Sparkly!", Effect Duration: 10
201	moldy fancy half-sized bat wing kabob	2	crappy	Effect: "Amorous Avarice", Effect Duration: 5
202	yummy carob chunks	3	awesome	
203	herbs	0		
204	special normal yellow carob chunk cookies	3	good	Effect: "Chauve-Souris Merde Fou", Effect Duration: 50
205	spinning secret blend of herbs and spices	0		
206	purple skewed piercing post	0		
207	olive hippy herbal tea	1	good	
208	patchouli incense stick	0		
209	wad of tofu	0		
210	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	0		Bonus Resting MP: +7
211	decorative fountain	0		
212	windchimes	0		
213	mansplainer's filthy corduroys of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Monster Level: +15, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 2xPotato, cap 15"
214	curative filthy knitted dread sack	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 15"
215	twirling Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix	0		
216	rotten huge carob brownies	9	crappy	
217	small toothsome twirling herb brownies	2	awesome	
218	ghostly hemp string	0		
219	wobbly narrow necklace chain	0		
220	gnoll teeth	0		
221	beefcake's gnoll-tooth necklace	0		Muscle: +25
222	phat turquoise bead	0		
223	greedy phat turquoise bracelet	0		Meat Drop: +20
224	maroon slick eyepatch	0		Moxie: +10, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, cap 6"
225	adequate tofu casserole	4	good	
226	pickled narrow twirling maroon can of Red Minotaur	1	good	
227	ghostly personal trainer's Kentucky-fried meat sword	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10
228	chilly Kentucky-fried meat staff	0		Cold Damage: +5
229	huge jittery hale Kentucky-fried meat crossbow	0		Maximum HP: +20
230	ruddy dead guy's watch	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Single Equip, Nonstackable Watch
231	upside-down red Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent	0		
232	shaking Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	0		
233	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	0		
234	skewed Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	0		
235	blue Samson's Bigger Bugfinder Blade of the cheetah	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Initiative: +60
236	Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit	0		
237	high-proof perfectly mixed bottle of gin	9	EPIC	
238	mediocre high-proof bottle of vodka	9	decent	
239	red jittery smelly Orcish baseball cap of bravery	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr, cap 15"
240	avaricious inspector's Orcish cargo shorts	0		Item Drop: +15, Meat Drop: +30, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 2xGhuol, cap 15"
241	wobbly energetic Orcish frat-paddle	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20
242	moldy massive	8	crappy	
243	rotten grapefruit	4	crappy	
244	decent grapes	3	good	
245	flavorless olive	3	decent	
246	rotten ghostly tomato	3	crappy	
247	wobbly fermenting powder	0		
248	practically non-alcoholic hand-crafted lime green bouncing salty dog	1	EPIC	
249	practically non-alcoholic lousy bloody mary	1	decent	
250	bad watered-down huge screwdriver	2	decent	
251	drinkable ghostly martini	4	good	
252	lousy bloody beer	3	decent	
253	mediocre shot of schnapps	3	decent	
254	bad shot of grapefruit schnapps	3	decent	
255	acceptable fortified bouncing fine wine	5	good	
256	tolerable boozy green shot of tomato schnapps	5	good	
257	lousy extra-spicy bloody mary	3	decent	
258	pulsating dense meat stack	0		
259	tumbling snake skin	0		
260	spoiled shaking White Citadel fries	3	crappy	
261	moldy pulsating White Citadel burger	4	crappy	
262	normal piece of wedding cake	3	good	
263	normal blinking chocolate chips	3	good	
264	half-sized adequate chocolate chip cookies	2	good	
265	bouncing Jim Carey's satin pants	0		Monster Level: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xPotato, cap 10"
266	drinkable lightning	3	good	
267	asbestos-lined mullet wig	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 2xGhuol, cap 10"
268	toasty meat cowboy hat	0		Hot Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 3xLep, cap 10"
269	Herculean sword	0		Experience (Muscle): +1
270	jittery picket fence	0		
271	distilled blue shaking barbell	1		
272	powdered concentrated magicalness pill	1		
273	compressed squat moxie weed	1		
274	Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium	0		
275	mosquito larva	0		
276	leprechaun hatchling	0		
277	compressed maroon shaking extra-strength strongness elixir	1		
278	twisted skewed fuchsia pulsating jug-o-magicalness	1		Effect: "Man's Worst Enemy", Effect Duration: 5
279	pickled spinning suntan lotion of moxiousness	1		
280	huge Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	0		
281	gasmask of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, cap 12"
282	ghostly Boris's key	0		
283	Jarlsberg's key	0		
284	twirling Sneaky Pete's key	0		
285	brainy walrus-tusk earring	0		Mysticality: +5
286	blurry ring of half-assed regeneration of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Single Equip
287	nippy Boris's ring	0		Cold Damage: +10
288	potato sprout	0		
289	greasy Jarlsberg's earring	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
290	ghostly stiffened Sneaky Pete's breath spray	0		Damage Reduction: 1
291	shaking up-at-dawn lard-coated can of maces	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Adventures: +5
292	rubber axe of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5
293	sharpshooter's Herculean chef's hat	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xLep, cap 7"
294	spinning pail of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Familiar Effect: "2xFairy, cap 7"
295	Sherlock's demonskin trousers	0		Item Drop: +25, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 3xPotato, cap 17"
296	Jeselnik's dungeoneer's dungarees	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 4xPotato, cap 7"
297	triple-anodized shaking tamarind-flavored chewing gum	0		Effect: "Memory of Resilience", Effect Duration: 45
298	quadruple-altered narrow lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum	0		Effect: "Helping Comes Second", Effect Duration: 52
299	electrified pickle-flavored chewing gum	0		Effect: "Rosewater Mark", Effect Duration: 13
300	non-boiled warmed polymerized jabañero-flavored chewing gum	0		Effect: "Ponderous Potency", Effect Duration: 32
301	flat dough	0		
302	rotten Knob sausage	4	crappy	
303	rotten spinning Knob mushroom	4	crappy	
304	dry noodles	0		
305	dog trainer's Knob Goblin harem pants	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 8xPotato, cap 2"
306	lime green skewed coward's Knob Goblin harem veil	0		Monster Level: -20, Familiar Effect: "5xLep, cap 2"
307	quantum electrified Knob Goblin perfume	0		Effect: "Cold-Blooded Warm Fuzzies", Effect Duration: 50
308	smooth Knob Goblin elite helm	0		Moxie: +15, Familiar Effect: "2xFairy, cap 15"
309	knitted Knob Goblin elite pants	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, cap 15"
310	coward's Knob Goblin elite polearm	0		Monster Level: -20
311	hill of beans	0		
312	therapeutic Knob Goblin visor	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 12"
313	miser's Crown of the Goblin King	0		Meat Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, 1xGhuol, cap 17"
314	spoiled yellow bean burrito	3	crappy	
315	snack-sized rotten bean burrito	2	crappy	
316	rotten insanely bean burrito	3	crappy	
317	normal massive bean burrito	10	good	
318	flavorless bean burrito	3	decent	
319	tasty shaking blue insanely bean burrito	3	awesome	
320	delicious bat haggis	4	awesome	
321	toothsome menudo	4	awesome	
322	enchanted rotten ghostly goat cheese	3	crappy	Effect: "Almost Cool", Effect Duration: 35
323	diet tasty plain pizza	1	awesome	
324	special yummy sausage pizza	4	awesome	Effect: "Squatting and Thrusting", Effect Duration: 5
325	normal twirling goat cheese pizza	3	good	
326	normal jumbo mushroom pizza	5	good	
327	goat	0		
328	bad spirit-forward bottle of whiskey	5	decent	
329	skewed studded goat beard	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato, cap 15"
330	glass of goat's milk	1	good	
331	acceptable triple-distilled Canadian	7	good	
332	miniature flavorless lemon	2	decent	
333	diet spoiled jittery lime	1	crappy	
334	blurry ghostly perfumed sabre teeth	0		Stench Resistance: +5
335	sabre-toothed lime cub	0		
336	energetic consolation ribbon	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20
337	ol' trophy	0		
338	tenderizing hammer	0		
339	Cobb's Knob lab key	0		
340	modified pickled huge twirling Knob Goblin steroids	0		Effect: "Red-Shirted Escort", Effect Duration: 50
341	alkaline liquefied Knob Goblin love potion	0		Effect: "On the Shoulders of Giants", Effect Duration: 11
342	teal Knob Goblin stink bomb	0		
343	colloidal bouncing Knob Goblin sharpening spray	0		Effect: "Blessing of the Frozen Tortellini", Effect Duration: 51
344	fuchsia Knob Goblin seltzer	0		
345	wobbly Knob Goblin superseltzer	0		
346	scrumptious reagent	0		
347	jittery Dyspepsi-Cola	0		
348	beefy ninja mask	0		Muscle: +10, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xBarrr, cap 20"
349	icy katana hilt	0		
350	hot katana blade	0		
351	ghostly executive Jim Carey's icy-hot katana	0		Monster Level: +25, Meat Drop: +40
352	Jack Frost's ninja hot pants	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 3xPotato, cap 17"
353	blue ninja stars	0		
354	banded wizardly nunchaku	0		Mysticality: +25, Damage Absorption: +100
355	medical-grade eXtreme scarf	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 25"
356	chilly snowboarder pants	0		Cold Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 25"
357	Mountain Stream soda	0		
358	rotten gr8ps	3	crappy	
359	toothsome teal t8r tots	3	awesome	
360	therapeutic miner's helmet	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 20"
361	olive hardened miner's pants	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1.5xPotato, cap 20"
362	7-Foot Dwarven mattock of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50
363	linoleum ore	0		
364	asbestos ore	0		
365	cyan chrome ore	0		
366	linoleum sword hilt	0		
367	linoleum stick	0		
368	linoleum crossbow string	0		
369	asbestos sword hilt	0		
370	asbestos stick	0		
371	tumbling asbestos crossbow string	0		
372	chrome sword hilt	0		
373	chrome stick	0		
374	chrome crossbow string	0		
375	linoleum meat stack	0		
376	mirror asbestos meat stack	0		
377	chrome meat stack	0		
378	red careful Fonzie's linoleum sword	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Monster Level: -10
379	upside-down fortified Sinatra's linoleum staff	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Damage Absorption: +60
380	lightning-fast linoleum crossbow of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Initiative: +40
381	wobbly double-paned electrified asbestos sword	0		Cold Resistance: +5, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
382	hale beefy asbestos staff	0		Muscle: +10, Maximum HP: +20
383	asbestos crossbow of the pedagogue of Tarzan	0		Experience: +3, Experience (Muscle): +3
384	manspreader's electrified chrome sword	0		Monster Level: +10, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
385	aromatic chrome staff of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Stench Resistance: +1
386	studded chrome crossbow of mayonnaise	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
387	fuzzy dice	0		
388	fuchsia twirling yeti fur	0		
389	spinning strapping meaty helmet turtle	0		Muscle: +5, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xFairy, cap 17"
390	Da Vinci's asbestos helmet turtle	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xFairy, cap 20"
391	jittery extremely unsafe linoleum helmet turtle	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xFairy, cap 25"
392	slick chrome helmet turtle	0		Moxie: +10, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xFairy, cap 30"
393	cyan penguin skin	0		
394	yak skin	0		
395	hippopotamus skin	0		
396	smartaleck's penguin shorts	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xGhuol, cap 30"
397	prompt yakskin pants	0		Adventures: +3, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xPotato, cap 35"
398	Jeselnik's hippopotamus pants	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 2xGhuol, cap 32"
399	executive eXtreme mittens	0		Meat Drop: +40
400	handful of drink tickets	0		
401	Knob Kitchen grab-bag	0		
402	shaking grievous swashbuckling pants	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 1.5xFairy, cap 20"
403	blurry aromatic shoulder parrot	0		Stench Resistance: +1
404	huge acoustic guitarrr of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3
405	sunken chest	0		
406	pulsating pirate pelvis	0		
407	pirate skull	0		
408	pirate skeleton	0		
409	twirling vial of patchouli oil	0		
410	maroon skewed friendly sk8board	0		Familiar Weight: +3
411	Jolly Roger charrrm	0		
412	barrrnacle	0		
413	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100
414	spinning Jack Frost's crowbarrr	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50
415	upside-down leotarrrd of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 2xPotato, cap 22"
416	forbidden safarrri hat	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, cap 22"
417	deionized henna tattoo	0		Effect: "Slippery Tongue", Effect Duration: 20
418	vacuum-sealed diffused fuchsia Ferrigno's Elixir of Power	0		Effect: "Tiki Temerity", Effect Duration: 39
419	ionized ghostly serum of sarcasm	0		Effect: "Human-Hippy Hybrid", Effect Duration: 26
420	activated dry tomato juice of powerful power	0		Effect: "Liquidy Smoky", Effect Duration: 23
421	warmed polymerized philter of phorce	0		Effect: "Barbecue Saucy", Effect Duration: 62
422	super-liquefied spinning blurry potion of potency	0		Effect: "Whole Latte Love", Effect Duration: 28
423	galvanized irradiated cordial of concentration	0		Effect: "Hood Ridin'", Effect Duration: 48
424	tarnished ointment of the occult	0		Effect: "Held Closer", Effect Duration: 35
425	extra-nitrogenated quadruple-colloidal olive oil of expertise	0		Effect: "Ocelot Eyes", Effect Duration: 57
426	aerosolized potion of temporary gr8ness	0		Effect: "Mathematically Precise", Effect Duration: 48
427	box of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Wiki Name: "box"
428	shaking nothing-in-the-box	0		
429	shaking beanbag chair	0		Bonus Resting MP: +30
430	acid-squirting flower	0		Single Equip, Thorns: 1
431	tumbling thinker's clown shoes	0		Mysticality: +10, Clowniness: 25
432	olive shaking bloody clown pants of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Clowniness: 25, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 2xFairy, cap 12"
433	skewed skinny balloon	0		
434	crafty balloon helmet	0		Maximum MP: +10, Clowniness: 25, Familiar Effect: "3xFairy, cap 12"
435	chilly balloon sword of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Cold Damage: +5, Clowniness: 50
436	bouncing ghostly balloon monkey	0		
437	chef skull	0		
438	chef-in-the-box	0		
439	teal upside-down bartender skull	0		
440	bartender-in-the-box	0		
441	chef-skull-in-the-box	0		
442	bartender-skull-in-the-box	0		
443	beer lens	0		
444	wobbly squat beer goggles	0		
445	box-in-the-box of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3
446	twirling tumbling nothing-in-the-box-in-the-box	0		
447	medical-grade box-in-the-box-in-the-box	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
448	tumbling Tesla foolscap fool's cap of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Clowniness: 25, Familiar Effect: "3xVolley, cap 10"
449	Tesla clown nose	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Clowniness: 25
450	blinking pretentious paintbrush	0		
451	mirror pretentious palette	0		
452	squat disease	0		
453	sober pill	0		
454	huge screwdriver	0		
455	flavorless enchanted jumbo olive	3	decent	Effect: "License to Punch", Effect Duration: 20
456	weak mediocre dry martini	2	decent	
457	Jim Carey's ye olde golde frontes	0		Monster Level: +25, Class: "Disco Bandit", Single Equip
458	blinking continuum transfunctioner	0		
459	wobbly pixel	0		
460	blue pixel	0		
461	pixel	0		
462	pixel	0		
463	pixel	0		
464	pixel potion	0		
465	pixel potion	0		
466	pixel potion	0		
467	flavorless small pixel pie	2	decent	
468	upside-down ruby W	0		
469	cyan wussiness potion	0		
470	high-proof lousy Imp Ale	10	decent	
471	adequate hot wing	3	good	
472	diamond-studded cane of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Class: "Disco Bandit"
473	narrow Usain Bolt's crutch	0		Initiative: +80
474	jittery cast	0		
475	mansplainer's Da Vinci's mask	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Monster Level: +15, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xBarrr, cap 15"
476	narrow hellion cube	0		
477	studded infernal insoles of mayonnaise	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
478	teal evil arch	0		
479	dodecagram	0		
480	box of birthday candles	0		
481	eldritch butterknife	0		
482	pulsating stanky Mr. Container	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2004-12"
483	jittery Newbiesport™ backpack of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2004-12"
484	yellow narrow MacGyver's hemp backpack	0		Maximum MP: +100, Last Available: "2004-12"
485	snakehead charrrm	0		
486	maroon mirror healthy Talisman o' Namsilat	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Single Equip
487	blinking baleful arrrgyle socks	0		Spell Damage: +25
488	guitar pick	0		
489	drab sonata	0		
490	upside-down Jeselnik's mesh cap of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Sleaze Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 41"
491	enormous belt buckle	0		
492	fuchsia dance instructor's strapping chaps	0		Muscle: +5, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xBarrr, cap 40"
493	ketchup hound	0		
494	Lo Pan's batblade	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30
495	catgut	0		
496	cat appendix	0		
497	gnatwing	0		
498	spoiled miniature papaya	2	crappy	
499	hardy beefy denim axe	0		Muscle: +10, Maximum HP: +50
500	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	0		
501	normal skewed Elfin shortbread	4	good	
502	wobbly pagoda plans	0		
503	moldy huge skewered cat appendix	6	crappy	
504	evil arches	0		
505	Annie Oakley's vibrating gnatwing earring	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +20
506	adequate massive Hell broth	10	good	
507	Tesla thunderrr guitarrr	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
508	sonata	0		
509	mirror Hey Deze nuts	0		
510	shaking Boris's key lime	0		
511	purple Jarlsberg's key lime	0		
512	Sneaky Pete's key lime	0		
513	decent miniature Boris's key lime pie	2	good	
514	spoiled special bouncing Jarlsberg's key lime pie	4	crappy	Effect: "Tingling Feeling", Effect Duration: 20
515	rotten Sneaky Pete's key lime pie	4	crappy	
516	Hey Deze map	0		
517	forbidden bejeweled accordion strap	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Class: "Accordion Thief"
518	squat gray mystery juice	0		
519	moxie magnet	0		Moxie Controls MP
520	leaflet	0		
521	Tesla kickback cookbook	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
522	one-winged stab bat	0		
523	rewinged stab bat	0		
524	artisanal shaking papaya sling	4	EPIC	
525	grue egg	0		
526	Frobozz Real-Estate Company Instant House (TM)	0		
527	purple wobbly volleyball	0		
528	blood-faced volleyball	0		
529	gray fertilized ghuol egg	0		
530	polarized spray paint	0		Effect: "Bricked-In", Effect Duration: 11
531	teal friendly special sauce glove	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Class: "Sauceror", Single Equip
532	jittery studded ladle of mystery	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Class: "Sauceror"
533	fuchsia blinking Gnollish toolbox	0		
534	bouncing abridged dictionary	0		
535	bridge	0		
536	dictionary	0		
537	pr0n legs	0		
538	baleful f3d0r4	0		Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep, cap 27"
539	lowercase N	0		
540	aerosolized tarnished Tasty Fun Good rice candy	0		Effect: "Grumpy and Ornery", Effect Duration: 33
541	crafty Fonzie's draggin' ball hat	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Maximum MP: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 25"
542	zippy forbidden 1337 7r0uZ0RZ	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Initiative: +20, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, cap 27"
543	rotten blurry Trollhouse cookies	4	crappy	
544	dog trainer's talons of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Experience (familiar): +1
545	jumbo yummy blue Spam Witch sammich	5	awesome	
546	meat vortex	0		
547	blinking 334 scroll	0		
548	mirror 668 scroll	0		
549	30669 scroll	0		
550	33398 scroll	0		
551	64067 scroll	0		
552	64735 scroll	0		
553	jittery jittery 31337 scroll	0		
554	massive adequate ghostly pr0n cocktail	8	good	
555	upside-down scorching wicked drywall axe	0		Spell Damage: +5, Hot Damage: +25
556	Pine-Fresh air freshener of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3
557	lousy distilled upside-down whiskey and cola	5	decent	
558	adequate super-sized narrow wobbly papaya taco	5	good	
559	razor-sharp can lid	0		
560	snack-sized bland upside-down teal stalk of asparagus	2	decent	
561	skewed pregnant mushroom	0		
562	squat ratgut	0		
563	ghostly sonar-in-a-biscuit	0		
564	watered-down hand-crafted shaking blinking Mad Train wine	2	EPIC	
565	greasy hobo gloves	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
566	greedy bum cheek	0		Meat Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xVolley, cap 5"
567	green pulsating hermit script	0		
568	enchanted moldy Double Bacon Beelzeburger	3	crappy	Effect: "Ocelot Eyes", Effect Duration: 30
569	immense decent upside-down Lord of the Flies-sized fries	7	good	
570	adequate jumbo pulsating Chicken Sandwich	5	good	
571	wobbly Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	1	awesome	
572	normal Children's Meal of the Damned	4	good	
573	bite-sized rotten noodles	1	crappy	
574	decent maroon noodles	3	good	
575	bland super-sized green painful penne pasta	5	decent	
576	adequate diet ravioli della hippy	1	good	
577	decent fancy pr0n m4nic0tti	4	good	Effect: "Infernal Thirst", Effect Duration: 15
578	special snack-sized stale Hell ramen	2	decent	Effect: "Well-preserved", Effect Duration: 10
579	tasty tiny boring spaghetti	1	awesome	
580	sauce of the ages	0		
581	schmancy cheese sauce	0		
582	Himalayan Hidalgo sauce	0		
583	rotten yellow fettucini Inconnu	3	crappy	
584	normal spaghetti with Skullheads	3	good	
585	decent gigantic gnocchetti di Nietzsche	7	good	
586	Tesla ridiculously huge sword of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
587	moist vacuum-sealed modified wobbly wobbly super-spiky hair gel	0		Effect: "Barking Mad", Effect Duration: 59
588	soft echo eyedrop antidote	0		
589	immense tasty cocoa eggshell fragment	7	awesome	
590	bland cocoa eggshell fragment	3	decent	
591	cocoa egg	0		
592	blinking yellow house	0		
593	pulsating phonics down	0		
594	green skewed knitted amulet of extreme plot significance	0		Cold Resistance: +3
595	shaking scroll of drastic healing	0		
596	Jim Carey's titanium assault umbrella	0		Monster Level: +25
597	lightning-fast Mohawk wig	0		Initiative: +40, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol, cap 35"
598	the Slug Lord's map	0		
599	pants of the Slug Lord of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 3xPotato, cap 8"
600	ghostly shaking tumbling wizardly Dr. Hobo's scalpel of wisdom	0		Mysticality: 40
601	blurry Dr. Hobo's map	0		
602	blinking Degrassi Knoll shopping list	0		
603	Item #13	0		
604	Penultimate Fantasy chest	0		
605	Tissue Paper Immateria	0		
606	Tin Foil Immateria	0		
607	Gauze Immateria	0		
608	Plastic Wrap Immateria	0		
609	S.O.C.K.	0		
610	procrastination potion	0		
611	D	0		
612	original G	0		
613	plot hole	0		
614	enhanced probability potion	0		Effect: "You're Not Cooking", Effect Duration: 22
615	chaos butterfly	0		
616	furry fur	0		
617	anodized tumbling Angry Farmer candy	0		Effect: "Certainty", Effect Duration: 25
618	cold-filtered electrified fuchsia wobbly Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	0		Effect: "Mucilaginous Moxiousness", Effect Duration: 18
619	skewed perfumed needle	0		Stench Resistance: +5
620	chilled thin candle	0		Effect: "Fungal Flambé", Effect Duration: 45
621	ghostly Warm Subject gift certificate	0		
622	lime green awful poetry journal	0		
623	WA	0		
624	pulsating NG	0		
625	wang	0		
626	Wand of Nagamar	0		
627	ND	0		
628	twirling metallic A	0		
629	eye of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3
630	photoprotoneutron torpedo	0		
631	mansplainer's furry pants	0		Monster Level: +15, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol, MP regen, cap 37"
632	Jeselnik's disturbing fanfic	0		Sleaze Damage: +25
633	vibrating weightlifter's wolf mask	0		Muscle: +15, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, HP regen, cap 37"
634	cool whip	0		
635	gravedigger's paper umbrella	0		Spooky Damage: +10
636	meat globe	0		
637	toaster	0		
638	ghostly skewed studded asshat of the early riser	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Adventures: +7, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xVolley, cap 7"
639	yummy gigantic abominable snowcone	8	awesome	
640	upside-down Ent cider	1	decent	
641	bland huge toast	8	decent	
642	skeleton key	0		
643	mirror skeleton key ring	0		
644	Crimbo pressie	0		Last Available: "2003-12"
645	wrapping paper	0		Last Available: "2003-12"
646	flavorless wobbly fruitcake	3	decent	
647	present	0		Last Available: "2004-11"
648	bouncing censurious Crimbo sword	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2004-10"
649	skewed savvy Crimbo hat	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "1.75xVolley, 1.75xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2004-10"
650	Jeselnik's Crimbo pants	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2004-10"
651	ghostly olive Rosewater's exclusive ultra-rare item	0		Mysticality Percent: +30
652	quantum egg	0		
653	intragalactic rowboat	0		
654	star	0		
655	tumbling line	0		
656	blurry cyan star chart	0		
657	upside-down jittery sharpshooter's star sword	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10
658	skewed auspicious star crossbow	0		Item Drop: +10
659	nippy star staff	0		Cold Damage: +10
660	toasty star pants	0		Hot Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 2xGhuol, cap 41"
661	star hat of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Familiar Effect: "0.5xVolley, 0.5xPotato, cap 41"
662	educational star buckler	0		Experience: +1
663	star throwing star	0		
664	star starfish	0		
665	Richard's star key	0		
666	toasty electrified rosy-cheeked steaming evil	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Hot Damage: +5, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
667	castle map	0		
668	spiked femur of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20
669	delicious snack-sized jittery ghuol guolash	2	awesome	
670	upside-down huge savvy lihc face	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xBarrr, cap 22"
671	blue avaricious dog trainer's grave robbing shovel	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Meat Drop: +30
672	half-sized stale cranberries	2	decent	
673	perfectly mixed vodka and cranberry	4	EPIC	
674	delicious enchanted whiskey	3	awesome	Effect: "Go Get 'Em, Tiger!", Effect Duration: 35
675	supercool skull of the Bonerdagon	0		Moxie Percent: +20
676	bouncing dragonbone belt buckle	0		
677	maroon badass belt of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3
678	chest of the Bonerdagon	0		
679	spirit-forward artisanal mirror roll in the hay	5	EPIC	
680	drinkable weak slap and tickle	2	good	
681	tolerable slip 'n' slide	3	good	
682	weak tolerable enchanted a sump'm sump'm	2	good	Effect: "Spell Transfer Complete", Effect Duration: 50
683	smooth horizontal tango	3	awesome	
684	triple-distilled lousy pink pony	7	decent	
685	studded deadly Mr. Shirt of chilblains	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Damage Absorption: +80, Cold Damage: +25
686	savvy knuckles	0		Mysticality Percent: +20
687	liquefied energized blood of the Wereseal	0		Effect: "Shrimpin' Ain't Easy", Effect Duration: 45
688	pixel hat of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xVolley, cap 12"
689	boxer's pixel pants	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 4xPotato, cap 12"
690	razor-sharp pixel sword	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25
691	digital key	0		
692	Ascension Souvenir T-Shirt	0		
693	harem girl t-shirt of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20
694	auspicious Knob Goblin elite shirt	0		Item Drop: +10
696	blinking Tesla frilly shirt	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
697	perfumed soggy wofl t-shirt	0		Stench Resistance: +5
698	sharpshooter's loathing eagle baby-doll shirt	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10
699	pirate shirt of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7
700	ruddy filthy hippy poncho	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40
701	floral print shirt of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25
702	coconut bikini top of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30
703	beefcake's goth kid t-shirt	0		Muscle: +25
704	ghostly hamethyst	0		
705	baconstone	0		
706	porquoise	0		
707	pork elf goodies sack	0		
708	ring setting	0		
709	jewelry-making pliers	0		
711	medical-grade experienced hamethyst earring	0		Experience: +2, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
712	up-at-dawn brainy hamethyst necklace of the detective	0		Mysticality: +5, Item Drop: +20, Adventures: +5, Single Equip
713	spinning reassuring Samson's hamethyst bracelet	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Spooky Resistance: +1, Single Equip
714	teal narrow greasy veiny strapping hamethyst ring	0		Muscle: +5, Maximum HP: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
715	asbestos-lined baconstone earring of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Hot Resistance: +5, Single Equip
716	spinning perfumed rock-hard baconstone pendant	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Stench Resistance: +5
717	teal medical-grade baconstone bracelet of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip
718	horrifying coward's rosy-cheeked baconstone ring	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Monster Level: -20, Spooky Damage: +25, Single Equip
719	sharpshooter's Da Vinci's porquoise eyebrow ring	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Critical Hit Percent: +10
720	wool Jack Frost's porquoise necklace	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Cold Resistance: +1, Single Equip
721	up-at-dawn porquoise bracelet of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60, Adventures: +5
722	squat smelly smartaleck's porquoise ring of temperance	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Single Equip
723	stale pulsating Knoll mushroom	3	decent	
724	normal massive blurry mushroom	9	good	
725	upside-down one million meat pancakes	0		
726	foul-smelling huge mirror shard	0		Stench Damage: +10
727	hedge maze puzzle	0		
728	hedge maze key	0		
729	fishbowl	0		
730	skewed fishtank	0		
731	fish hose	0		
732	hosed tank	0		
733	hosed fishbowl	0		
734	scandalous sizzling Lo Pan's makeshift SCUBA gear	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Hot Damage: +10, Sleaze Damage: +5, Adventure Underwater
735	narrow energetic easter egg balloon	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20
736	stone tablet (Sinister Strumming)	0		
737	skewed yellow stone tablet (Squeezings of Woe)	0		
738	stone tablet (Really Evil Rhythm)	0		
739	tambourine bells	0		
740	pulsating fireproof tambourine	0		Hot Resistance: +3
741	broken skull	0		
742	spoiled Knoll shroomkabob	3	crappy	
743	half-sized tasty spinning mushroom	2	awesome	
744	concentrated quantum galvanized hair spray	0		Effect: "Weather, Man", Effect Duration: 57
746	stat script	0		
747	twirling Knob Goblin firecracker	0		
748	gourd potion	0		
749	snack-sized adequate warm mushroom	2	good	
750	delicious mushroom quesadilla	3	awesome	
751	spoiled immense cool mushroom	6	crappy	
752	flavorless cool mushroom casserole	3	decent	
753	snack-sized stale yellow pointy mushroom	2	decent	
754	super-sized bland blurry cream of pointy mushroom soup	5	decent	
755	normal mushroom	4	good	
756	decent tiny skewed mushroom	1	good	
757	half-sized flavorless mushroom	2	decent	
758	rotten big huge ghost cucumber	5	crappy	
759	dill	0		
760	upside-down vinegar	0		
761	shaking fuchsia brine	0		
762	lousy especially salty dog	3	decent	
763	ghostly pickling solution	0		
764	gigantic stale gray spectral pickle	10	decent	
765	red briny vinegar	0		
766	squat ghost pickle on a stick	0		
767	diffused cologne of contempt	0		Effect: "Human-Insect Hybrid", Effect Duration: 49
768	double-paned spork	0		Cold Resistance: +5
769	hale voodoo doll	0		Maximum HP: +20
770	ghostly hardened basic meat fez of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Damage Reduction: 3, Familiar Effect: "3xLep, cap 11"
771	teal tassel	0		
772	frightening foon	0		Spooky Damage: +5
773	green careful sinister basic meat spork	0		Spell Damage: +10, Monster Level: -10
774	ribald smartaleck's basic meat foon	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Sleaze Damage: +10
775	jittery Yeti Protest Sign	0		
776	slick kneecapping stick	0		Moxie: +10
777	perfumed iron pasta spoon	0		Stench Resistance: +5
778	skewed shaking hardy support cummerbund	0		Maximum HP: +50
779	Mob Penguin cellular phone	0		
780	scroll of pasta summoning	0		
781	warmed pickled oxidized jittery mafia aria	0		Effect: "Hobonic", Effect Duration: 42
782	Mr. Exploiter	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
783	'Villa' document	0		
784	bad tumbling Acqua Del Piatto Merlot	3	decent	Last Available: "2004-10"
785	skewed raffle ticket	0		
786	adequate fancy tiny fuchsia strawberry	1	good	Effect: "X-Ray Vision", Effect Duration: 25
787	bad bottle of rum	3	decent	
788	aged practically non-alcoholic strawberry daiquiri	1	awesome	
789	drinkable rum and cola	3	good	
790	bad grog	4	decent	
791	zippy padded Mafia bow tie	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2004-10"
792	smartaleck's Golden Mr. Accessory	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Softcore Only
793	electrified non-galvanized adjusted skewed oil of stability	0		Effect: "The Dark Lord Rides in Force Tonight", Effect Duration: 46
794	enhanced anodized blinking oil of slipperiness	0		Effect: "Weapon of Mass Destruction", Effect Duration: 23
795	perfectly mixed Acque Luride Grezze Cabernet	3	super EPIC	Last Available: "2004-10"
796	jittery squat greasy sinister dangerous cement shoes	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2004-10"
797	lousy weak rockin' wagon	2	decent	
798	irresponsibly strong lousy gray ocean motion	10	decent	
799	mediocre spirit-forward fuzzbump	5	decent	
800	small spoiled poutine	2	crappy	
801	decent Knob stir-fry	3	good	
804	decent Knoll stir-fry	3	good	
805	moldy stir-fry	4	crappy	
806	moldy yellow asparagus stir-fry	3	crappy	
807	tiny stale olive stir-fry	1	decent	
808	flavorless snack-sized blurry purple Knob sausage stir-fry	2	decent	
809	yummy bat wing stir-fry	3	awesome	
810	decent rat appendix stir-fry	3	good	
811	stale green tofu stir-fry	4	decent	
812	moldy twirling pr0n stir-fry	4	crappy	
813	adequate enchanted skewed Knob shells	4	good	Effect: "New Zeal", Effect Duration: 15
814	spoiled enchanted skewed pulsating bätzle	4	crappy	Effect: "Heart of Lavender", Effect Duration: 20
815	decent big yellow ratini	5	good	
816	half-sized bland bouncing Knob stroganoff	2	decent	
817	normal menudo ravioli	3	good	
818	plus sign	0		
819	yellow huge milky potion	0		
820	swirly potion	0		
821	bubbly potion	0		
822	smoky potion	0		
823	cloudy potion	0		
824	effervescent potion	0		
825	fizzy potion	0		
826	dark potion	0		
827	huge skewed murky potion	0		
828	baby killer bee	0		
829	anti-anti-antidote	0		
830	decent thick royal jelly	5	good	
831	maroon small box	0		
832	huge cyan box	0		
833	sizzling vorpal blade	0		Hot Damage: +10
834	shaking slick cornuthaum of dire peril	0		Moxie: +10, Weapon Damage: +20, Familiar Effect: "1.5xPotato, 1.25xFairy, cap 21"
835	ring of aggravate monster of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25
836	adequate twirling mind flayer corpse	4	good	
837	artisanal practically non-alcoholic Uovo Marcio Shiraz	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	Last Available: "2004-10"
838	toasty supercharged Mafia stogie	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Hot Damage: +5, Last Available: "2004-10"
839	bad weak Maiali Sifilitici Pinot Noir	2	decent	Last Available: "2004-10"
840	rosewater-soaked double-paned Mafia violin case	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2004-10"
841	hand-crafted blurry yellow tomato daiquiri	3	EPIC	
842	tolerable beertini	3	good	
843	lousy salty slug	3	decent	
844	distilled hand-crafted spinning papaya slung	5	EPIC	
845	pulsating blue foul-smelling MAHI fez	0		Stench Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "0.5xVolley, 0.5xPotato, 0.5xLep, 0.5xFairy"
847	heteroerotic frat-paddle	0		
848	huge hypodermic needle	0		Familiar Weight: +5
849	blinking Meat detector	0		Familiar Weight: +5
850	many-eyed glasses	0		Familiar Weight: +5
851	prosthetic forehead	0		Familiar Weight: +5
852	shaker of salt	0		Familiar Weight: +5
853	squat blundarrrbus	0		Familiar Weight: +5
854	spinning lime green sucky decal	0		Familiar Weight: +5
855	huge balloon knife	0		Familiar Weight: +5
856	shaking lime green shock collar	0		
857	wobbly moonglasses	0		
858	narrow squat palm-frond toupee	0		Familiar Weight: +5
859	gray knife and fork	0		Familiar Weight: +5
860	red eye-pod	0		Familiar Weight: +5
861	chocolate spurs	0		Familiar Weight: +5
862	magnifying glass	0		Familiar Weight: +5
863	ghostly skewer-mounted razor blade	0		Familiar Weight: +5
864	mirror stinger	0		Familiar Weight: +5
865	lead necklace	0		Familiar Weight: +3
866	shaving cream	0		
867	adjusted pine tar	0		Effect: "Kissed By Fire", Effect Duration: 67
869	squat forest tears	0		
870	skewed fetus-smashing club of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5
871	cyan meatcar model	0		Familiar Weight: +5
872	Time Juice	0		Last Available: "2004-01"
873	upside-down rolling pin	0		
874	unrolling pin	0		
875	flame-retardant rosy-cheeked smooth crazy bastard sword	0		Moxie: +15, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Hot Resistance: +1
876	ruddy slick wizardly incredibly dense meat gem	0		Mysticality: +25, Moxie: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +40
877	skewed lion tamer's Talisman of Baio	0		Experience (familiar): +2
878	crafty hypnodisk	0		Maximum MP: +10
879	vacuum-sealed ionized bottle of goofballs	0		Effect: "Arabian Knighthood", Effect Duration: 66
880	disbelief suspenders of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20
881	tumbling resourceful supportive bra	0		Maximum MP: +50
882	Blatantly Canadian	0		
883	maple syrup	1	EPIC	
884	spinning los chinos of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, HP regen, cap 13"
885	maroon supercharged axe	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30
886	squat leaflet	0		
887	shaking leaf	0		
888	maple leaf	0		
889	upside-down wicked balaclava	0		Spell Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1.5xLep, cap 12"
890	decent bite-sized balaclava baklava	1	good	
891	Jack Frost's Warehouse 23 bling	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50
892	prompt MacGyver's thinker's bugbear-smiting sword	0		Mysticality: +10, Maximum MP: +100, Adventures: +3
893	tolerable practically non-alcoholic bouncing lumbering jack	1	good	
894	shaking Dark Jill-O-Lantern	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
895	spinning Ms. Accessory of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100, Softcore Only
896	tumbling Temple Grandin's energetic Mr. Accessory Jr.	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Familiar Weight: +7, Softcore Only
897	upside-down huge coffee sprite	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2005-10"
898	Cheshire Bitten	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2005-10"
899	yellow custom avatar form	0		Free Pull
900	smile-sharpening stone	0		Familiar Weight: +5
901	ghostly espresso maker	0		Familiar Weight: +5
902	100-Watt bulb	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
903	drinkable practically non-alcoholic Spasmi Dolorosi Del Rene Champagne	1	good	Last Available: "2004-10"
904	Van der Graaf steel-toed fortified school Mafia knickerbockers	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Damage Reduction: 9, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "5xGhoul, cap 25", Last Available: "2004-10"
905	anodized pickled Yummy Tummy bean	0		Effect: "The Real Deal", Effect Duration: 25
906	double-quantum electrified nitrogenated Rock Pops	0		Effect: "Berry Critical", Effect Duration: 33
907	ionized altered skewed Mr. Mediocrebar	0		Effect: "Big Ol' Glass of Rum", Effect Duration: 29
908	triple-pressed twirling Cold Hots candy	0		Effect: "Pisces Rising", Effect Duration: 65
909	wet quadruple-moist Wint-O-Fresh mint	0		Effect: "Slightly Cursed, Mostly Lucky", Effect Duration: 22
910	stale bouncing dwarf bread	3	decent	
911	adjusted colloidal twirling Senior Mints	0		Effect: "Wasabi With You", Effect Duration: 36
912	modified improved corrupted tumbling pixellated candy heart	0		Effect: "Pisces Rising", Effect Duration: 66
913	dry modified non-adjusted kobold	0		Effect: "Heart of Lavender", Effect Duration: 43
914	hand turkey outline	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2004-11"
915	mirror yam pinky ring	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
916	fireproof intergalactic pom poms of the boozehound	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Booze Drop: +100
917	Mob Penguin protection contract	0		
918	MacGyver's Radio Free Baseball Cap	0		Maximum MP: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, 1xFairy, cap 37", Last Available: "2006-07"
919	cyan huge Radio Free Pants of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xGhoul, 1xLep, cap 37", Last Available: "2006-07"
920	huge Radio Free Foil of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Last Available: "2006-07"
921	moldy tiny radio button candy	1	crappy	
922	sizzling severed rocking horse head	0		Hot Damage: +10
923	broken cellular phone	0		Last Available: "2004-01"
924	tumbling crimbo elfling	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
925	dental pliers	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
926	diffused tumbling mirror Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance	0		Effect: "Electrolit Up", Effect Duration: 64
927	watered-down perfectly mixed Ferita Del Petto Zinfandel	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2006-12"
928	spinning fuzzy bracelets of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50
929	arse-shooting crossbow of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25
931	drinkable spiced rum	3	good	
932	fancy lousy eggnog	3	decent	Effect: "Dwarven Hardiness", Effect Duration: 5
933	bland candy cane	3	decent	
934	diet normal upside-down gingerbread bugbear	1	good	
935	nasty imitation nice watch	0		Stench Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2004-12", Nonstackable Watch
936	Hanukkimbo dreidl	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
937	menorette	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2004-12"
938	deadly plastic sword	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Last Available: "2004-12"
939	small Crimbo Pressie	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
940	fuchsia bow	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
941	yellow mirror Crimbo stocking	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
942	cyan bowler of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, 1.5xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2004-12"
943	Jeselnik's mansplainer's bow staff	0		Monster Level: +15, Sleaze Damage: +25, Last Available: "2004-12"
944	forbidden bowlegged pants	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xGhoul, cap 25", Last Available: "2004-12"
945	skewered jumbo olive	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
946	skewered lime	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
947	jittery skewered cherry	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
948	acceptable watered-down ghostly martini	2	good	Last Available: "2004-12"
949	smooth weak fancy tumbling grogtini	2	awesome	Effect: "Hopped Up on Goofballs", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2004-12"
950	drinkable cherry bomb	4	good	Last Available: "2004-12"
951	gray extra special Crimbo stocking	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
952	rosy-cheeked hockey mask of the businessman	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Meat Drop: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1.5xGhuol, cap 25"
953	yellow penguin-smacking club	0		Familiar Damage: +15
954	orphan baby yeti	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
955	mirror Socratic fez of etymology	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 30"
956	rotten jumbo carob chunk noodles	5	crappy	
957	small moldy chorizo brownies	2	crappy	
958	adequate enchanted chocolate and tomato pizza	3	good	Effect: "Chief Executive Optimism", Effect Duration: 15
959	flange	0		
960	clockwork key	0		
961	silk garter snake	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
962	spinning velvet choker	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
963	friendly Annie Oakley's plastic seal clubber	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Familiar Weight: +3
964	blue beefy plastic turtle tamer of bravery	0		Muscle: +10, Spooky Resistance: +5
965	slick plastic pastamancer of the sewer	0		Moxie: +10, Stench Damage: +25
966	rosewater-soaked Temple Grandin's plastic sauceror	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Stench Resistance: +3
967	maroon bouncing nasty baleful plastic disco bandit	0		Spell Damage: +25, Stench Damage: +5
968	blurry steel-toed plastic accordion thief of the scaredy-cat	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Monster Level: -15
969	Van der Graaf plastic mosquito	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
970	green jittery plastic leprechaun of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50
971	experienced plastic levitating potato	0		Experience: +2
972	hardened plastic angry goat	0		Damage Reduction: 3
973	sizzling plastic sabre-toothed lime	0		Hot Damage: +10
974	skewed Van der Graaf plastic fuzzy dice	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
975	upside-down plastic pirate skeleton of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25
976	narrow teal Herculean plastic barrrnacle	0		Experience (Muscle): +1
977	squat plastic howling balloon monkey of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25
978	blinking plastic stab bat of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20
979	maroon bouncing strapping plastic grue	0		Muscle: +5
980	wobbly boxer's plastic blood-faced volleyball	0		Muscle Percent: +10
981	personal trainer's plastic ghuol whelp	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10
982	plastic baby gravy fairy of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3
983	ribald plastic cocoabo	0		Sleaze Damage: +10
984	Rosewater's plastic star starfish	0		Mysticality Percent: +30
985	narrow hardy plastic ghost pickle on a stick	0		Maximum HP: +50
986	plastic killer bee of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25
987	gravedigger's plastic Cheshire bat	0		Spooky Damage: +10
988	supercool plastic coffee pixie	0		Moxie Percent: +20
989	narrow clever plastic bitchin' meatcar	0		Maximum MP: +20, Single Equip
990	sage plastic hermit	0		Mysticality Percent: +10
991	shaking yellow Usain Bolt's double-paned brainy plastic Boris	0		Mysticality: +5, Cold Resistance: +5, Initiative: +80
992	skewed plastic Jarlsberg of the wise owl of vim and vigor of the brazier	0		Mysticality: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Hot Spell Damage: +25
993	zippy curative plastic Sneaky Pete of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, Initiative: +20, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
994	purple Socratic plastic Susie	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1
995	super-sized decent Lucky Surprise Egg	5	good	
998	maiden wig	0		Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, cap 8"
999	wobbly maid head	0		
1000	Meat maid	0		
1002	narrow Xlyinia's notebook of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20
1003	soda water	0		
1004	extra-dry drinkable spinning bottle of tequila	5	good	
1005	irresponsibly strong smooth olive boxed wine	10	awesome	
1006	spoiled snack-sized cherry	2	crappy	
1007	blinking asbestos-lined coconut shell	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 7"
1008	spinning supercool ice cubes	0		Moxie Percent: +20
1009	distilled smooth vodka martini	5	awesome	
1010	delicious wobbly whiskey and soda	4	awesome	
1011	acceptable monkey wrench	3	good	
1012	fancy watered-down lousy tequila sunrise	2	decent	Effect: "Weepy, Creepy", Effect Duration: 50
1013	enchanted practically non-alcoholic delicious huge margarita	1	awesome	Effect: "Salamander In Your Stomach", Effect Duration: 5
1014	mediocre strawberry wine	4	decent	
1015	artisanal wine spritzer	3	EPIC	
1016	bad watered-down perpendicular hula	2	decent	
1017	lousy special pulsating ducha de oro	4	decent	Effect: "Pisces in the Skyces", Effect Duration: 5
1018	weak drinkable purple calle de miel	2	good	
1019	watered-down drinkable enchanted mirror dry vodka martini	2	good	Effect: "It Tickles!  It Tickles!", Effect Duration: 40
1020	tolerable old-fashioned	4	good	
1021	irresponsibly strong acceptable tequila with training wheels	6	good	
1022	artisanal blurry sangria	4	EPIC	
1023	drinkable watered-down lime green vesper	2	good	Last Available: "2004-12"
1024	smooth blinking bodyslam	3	awesome	Last Available: "2004-12"
1025	drinkable sangria del diablo	3	good	Last Available: "2004-12"
1026	jittery Valentine	0		Free Pull
1027	fuchsia whip kit	0		
1028	buckler buckle	0		
1029	hippo whip of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25
1030	Temple Grandin's penguin whip	0		Familiar Weight: +7
1031	Newton's yak whip	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3
1032	miser's gnauga hide whip	0		Meat Drop: +10
1033	gnauga hide	0		
1034	flame-retardant hippo skin buckler	0		Hot Resistance: +1
1035	dog trainer's penguin skin buckler	0		Experience (familiar): +1
1036	padded yakskin buckler	0		Damage Absorption: +20
1037	lightning-fast gnauga hide buckler	0		Initiative: +40
1038	modified Connery's Elixir of Audacity	0		Effect: "Cringle's Curative Carol", Effect Duration: 63
1040	Tam O'Shanter	0		Meat Drop: +50, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2005-03"
1041	artisanal beer	4	EPIC	
1042	Jack Frost's string of beads	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50
1043	groovy string of beads	0		Moxie Percent: +10
1044	friendly string of beads	0		Familiar Weight: +3
1045	fuchsia plastic bottle opener of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20
1046	miser's hardy traffic cone	0		Maximum HP: +50, Meat Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "cap 15", Last Available: "2005-03"
1047	irresponsibly strong bad N. O. Beer	9	decent	
1048	compressed oyster egg	1		
1049	denatured oyster egg	1		
1050	twisted skewed purple oyster egg	1		
1051	plastic oyster egg	0		
1052	pickled skewed oyster egg	1		
1053	dehydrated lime green oyster egg	1		
1054	dried oyster egg	1		
1055	plastic oyster egg	0		
1056	dried mirror puce oyster egg	1		
1057	diluted puce oyster egg	1		
1058	altered skewed purple puce oyster egg	1		Effect: "Mighty Shout", Effect Duration: 5
1059	puce plastic oyster egg	0		
1060	compressed jittery mauve oyster egg	1		Effect: "Lobos Fresh", Effect Duration: 10
1061	denatured mauve oyster egg	1		Effect: "Arabian Knighthood", Effect Duration: 35
1062	mixed green mauve oyster egg	1		
1063	skewed mauve plastic oyster egg	0		
1064	dehydrated oyster egg	1		
1065	dried jittery oyster egg	1		
1066	altered oyster egg	1		
1067	green plastic oyster egg	0		
1068	mixed oyster egg	1		Effect: "Tea-hee", Effect Duration: 5
1069	compressed jittery maroon oyster egg	1		Effect: "The Two-Prong Crown", Effect Duration: 20
1070	vaporized squat oyster egg	1		
1071	teal plastic oyster egg	0		
1072	powdered upside-down jittery off-white oyster egg	1		
1073	dehydrated mirror off-white oyster egg	1		
1074	powdered mirror olive off-white oyster egg	1		
1075	off-white plastic oyster egg	0		
1076	vaporized yellow oyster egg	1		Effect: "Can't Be a Chooser", Effect Duration: 35
1077	modified skewed blue oyster egg	1		Effect: "The Halls of Muscularity", Effect Duration: 45
1078	distilled oyster egg	1		
1079	plastic oyster egg	0		
1080	oyster basket	0		
1081	blinking emo roe	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2005-04"
1082	gazing shoes	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
1083	twirling upside-down green personal raindrop	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2005-04"
1084	narrow rainbow tie	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
1085	clockwork widget	0		
1086	clockwork thingamajig	0		
1087	clockwork doohickey	0		
1088	purple clockwork clockwise dome	0		
1089	clockwork spine	0		
1090	clockwork rings	0		
1091	clockwork claws	0		
1092	huge shaking clockwork sheet	0		
1093	jittery clockwork counterclockwise dome	0		
1094	lime green upside-down clockwork sphere	0		
1095	blue deactivated MicroMechaMech	0		
1096	clockwork endoskeleton	0		
1097	scandalous clockwork hat	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 20"
1098	huge studded clockwork trench coat	0		Damage Absorption: +80
1099	upside-down smooth clockwork pants	0		Moxie: +15, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 1.5xGhuol, cap 20"
1100	bouncing squat curative gnauga hide chaps	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 4xBarrr, cap 20"
1101	false eyelashes	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1102	targeting chip	0		
1103	huge unwound clockwork grapefruit	0		
1104	Mountie hat	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1105	blurry clockwork bartender head	0		
1106	clockwork chef head	0		
1107	tumbling ghostly clockwork maid head	0		
1108	clockwork detective skull	0		
1109	clockwork bartender-head-in-the-box	0		
1110	clockwork chef-head-in-the-box	0		
1111	clockwork bartender-in-the-box	0		
1112	clockwork chef-in-the-box	0		
1113	clockwork maid	0		
1114	tisket	0		
1115	twirling tasket	0		
1116	twirling annoying pitchfork	0		Monster Level: +5
1117	knitted scorching energetic Stupid University Diploma	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Hot Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +3
1118	pregnant mushroom	0		
1119	pregnant mushroom	0		
1120	pregnant mushroom	0		
1121	mirror bouncing inexplicably rock	0		
1122	bouncing fairy gravy	0		
1123	experienced halfberd	0		Experience: +2
1124	red blurry small glove	0		
1125	careful dance instructor's glove of the sewer	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Monster Level: -10, Stench Damage: +25
1126	flame-wreathed toothpick	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
1127	savvy ninja sword	0		Mysticality Percent: +20
1128	pulsating teeny-tiny ninja stars	0		
1129	ghostly sage sequined fez	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "1.75xLep, cap 20"
1130	blank card	0		
1131	beet	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1132	Totally Gay Claymore	0		
1133	star shirt of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5
1134	cosmetics bag	0		
1135	polarized eyeliner	0		Effect: "Arabian Knighthood", Effect Duration: 69
1136	moist unsweetened lipstick	0		Effect: "Tiki Toughness", Effect Duration: 16
1137	teal educational bicycle chain of the bloodbag	0		Experience: +1, Maximum HP: +100
1138	mushroom fermenting solution	0		
1139	aged mushroom wine	3	awesome	
1140	lousy blinking icy mushroom wine	4	decent	
1141	bad weak mushroom wine	2	decent	
1142	acceptable practically non-alcoholic pointy mushroom wine	1	good	
1143	fancy tolerable mirror purple flat mushroom wine	3	good	Effect: "Berry Statistical", Effect Duration: 10
1144	hand-crafted practically non-alcoholic blue cool mushroom wine	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	
1145	artisanal practically non-alcoholic blinking knob mushroom wine	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	
1146	artisanal irresponsibly strong knoll mushroom wine	6	EPIC	
1147	drinkable weak gray mushroom wine	2	good	
1148	watered-down drinkable shot of flower schnapps	2	good	
1149	small adequate flower petal pie	2	good	
1150	irresponsibly strong enchanted aged bottle of single-barrel whiskey	9	awesome	Effect: "Thunderspell", Effect Duration: 15
1151	twirling crafty discarded plastic fork of terror	0		Maximum MP: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10
1152	gravy-covered maypole	0		Item Drop: +25, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2005-05"
1153	fancy normal massive Retenez L'Herbe Paté	8	good	Effect: "The Grass...  Is Blue...", Effect Duration: 15
1154	dried gray Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	1	decent	Effect: "Rage of the Reindeer", Effect Duration: 45
1155	letter from King Ralph XI	0		
1157	Temple Grandin's wholeberd	0		Familiar Weight: +7
1158	improved jittery skewed Meleegra™ pills	0		Effect: "Nutrient-Rich", Effect Duration: 38
1159	mariachi G-string	0		
1160	scorching irate sombrero	0		Hot Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 3xLep, cap 11"
1161	blinking pile of candy	0		
1162	improved handsomeness potion	0		Effect: "Mayeaugh", Effect Duration: 46
1163	ionized teal marzipan skull	0		Effect: "Lubed", Effect Duration: 42
1164	poultrygeist	0		
1165	hovering sombrero	0		
1166	maracas	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1167	shaking plain brown wrapper	0		
1168	ghostly less-than-three-shaped box	0		
1169	bouncing exactly-three-shaped box	0		
1170	chocolate box	0		
1171	coffin	0		
1172	squat asbestos box	0		
1173	linoleum box	0		
1174	chrome box	0		
1175	blurry cryptic puzzle box	0		
1176	blinking refrigerated biohazard container	0		
1177	magnetic field	0		
1178	potted cactus	0		
1179	daisy	0		
1180	potted fern	0		
1181	tulip	0		
1182	Venus flytrap	0		
1183	all-purpose flower	0		
1184	red squat exotic orchid	0		
1185	long-stemmed rose	0		
1186	ghostly gilded lily	0		
1187	deadly nightshade	0		
1188	lotus	0		
1189	can of asparagus	0		
1190	dodecapede	0		
1191	ghuol whelp	0		
1192	zmobie	0		
1193	Raggedy Hippy doll	0		
1194	bouncing stab bat	0		
1195	apathetic lizardman doll	0		
1196	yeti	0		
1197	pulsating Mob Penguin	0		
1198	maroon sabre-toothed lime	0		
1199	blinking bugbear	0		
1200	moldy spinning mugcake	3	crappy	
1201	adequate mirror urinal cake	3	good	
1202	stale Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	4	decent	
1203	stale narrow personalized birthday cake	4	decent	
1204	special rotten bouncing three-tiered wedding cake	4	crappy	Effect: "Almost Cool", Effect Duration: 15
1205	adequate babycakes	3	good	
1206	spoiled small velvet cake	2	crappy	
1207	adequate congratulatory cake	3	good	
1208	toothsome angel-food cake	4	awesome	
1209	bland devil's-food cake	4	decent	
1210	fancy flavorless huge lime green birthday party jellybean cheesecake	6	decent	Effect: "Cravin' for a Ravin'", Effect Duration: 35
1211	balloon	0		
1212	blurry balloon	0		
1213	bouncing heart-shaped balloon	0		
1214	anniversary balloon	0		
1215	gray Mylar balloon	0		
1216	Kevlar balloon	0		
1217	thought balloon	0		
1218	rat head balloon	0		Familiar Weight: -3
1219	mini-zeppelin	0		
1220	mirror avaricious Mr. Balloon	0		Meat Drop: +30
1221	balloon	0		
1222	up-at-dawn Mr. Eh?	0		Adventures: +5, Softcore Only
1224	rosewater-soaked therapeutic banded steel shillelagh	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Stench Resistance: +3, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
1225	shaking green greedy stiffened steel skullcap of vim and vigor	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Meat Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, 1xFairy, cap 22"
1226	yellow grievous Herculean steel solitaire of terror	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
1227	scandalous Samson's slick steel scarf	0		Moxie: +10, Experience (Muscle): +5, Sleaze Damage: +5, Single Equip
1228	greedy inspector's aromatic steel slacks	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Item Drop: +15, Meat Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "prismatic atk, 4xBarrr, cap 22"
1229	zippy medical-grade wizardly steel suspenders	0		Mysticality: +25, Initiative: +20, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip
1230	greasy nippy Oprah's pikestaff	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Cold Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
1231	pulsating greedy lard-coated manspreader's pith helmet	0		Monster Level: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 45"
1232	tumbling Jack Frost's shellacked pocketwatch of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Damage Reduction: 7, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
1233	gray friendly quilted stylish pinky ring	0		Moxie: +25, Damage Absorption: +40, Familiar Weight: +3, Single Equip
1234	electrified cool pants of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Moxie: +5, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 45"
1235	MacGyver's savvy pendant	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Maximum MP: +100, Four Songs, Single Equip
1236	steel-toed hockey stick of furious angry rage of bravery	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Spooky Resistance: +5
1237	tapped lotus	0		
1238	glowsticks	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1239	iced-out bling	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1240	limburger biker boots	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1241	carton of clove cigarettes	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1242	mirror deflated inflatable dodecapede	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
1243	huge toy six-seater hovercraft	0		Familiar Weight: -5, Last Available: "2011-12"
1244	medical-grade Glass Balls of the Goblin King	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
1245	olive resourceful Codpiece of the Goblin King	0		Maximum MP: +50, Single Equip
1246	Jeselnik's hale rib of the Bonerdagon of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Maximum HP: +20, Sleaze Damage: +25
1247	blurry vertebra of the Bonerdagon	0		
1248	Bonerdagon necklace of the ox of the brazier of the sewer	0		Muscle: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Stench Damage: +25
1249	foul-smelling Boss Bat britches	0		Stench Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xGhuol, cap 16"
1250	healthy Socratic Boss Bat bling	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Maximum HP Percent: +20
1251	delicious blurry blurry Knob shroomkabob	3	awesome	
1252	flavorless fancy tumbling shroomkabob	4	decent	Effect: "Nigh-Invincible", Effect Duration: 10
1253	huge blurry jittery pile of jumping beans	0		
1254	normal small jumping bean burrito	2	good	
1255	moldy half-sized jumping bean burrito	2	crappy	
1256	decent insanely jumping bean burrito	3	good	
1257	normal low-calorie rat scrapple	1	good	
1258	purple pail of pretentious paint	0		
1259	jittery bouncing foul-smelling sinister traffic cone	0		Spell Damage: +10, Stench Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 15", Last Available: "2005-06"
1260	wax lips	0		Experience: +3, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2005-07"
1261	powdered Hatorade	1		Effect: "Flaming Weapon", Effect Duration: 35
1262	sharpshooter's rosy-cheeked extremely unsafe off-hand balloon	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Critical Hit Percent: +10
1263	pygmy bugbear shaman	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
1264	nose-bone fetish	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
1265	tumbling box of sunshine	0		Free Pull
1266	spoiled gloomy mushroom	4	crappy	
1267	pulsating dead mimic	0		
1268	pine wand	0		
1269	ebony wand	0		
1270	hexagonal wand	0		
1271	aluminum wand	0		
1272	blinking spinning maroon marble wand	0		
1273	forbidden magic lamp	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50
1274	boiled huge olive Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs	1		Effect: "Squatting and Thrusting", Effect Duration: 20
1275	ghostly Tesla basic meat skirt	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, 3xFairy, cap 10"
1276	lousy Otorian Battle Scar	3	decent	
1277	squat basic meat kilt of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 3xFairy, cap 10"
1278	gray ruddy meat skirt	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 3xFairy, cap 11"
1279	green meat kilt of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 3xFairy, cap 11"
1280	supercool penguinskin mini-skirt	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xFairy, cap 30"
1281	shaking smooth penguinskin mini-kilt	0		Moxie: +15, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xFairy, cap 30"
1282	spinning yakskin skirt of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 35"
1283	stanky yakskin kilt	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 35"
1284	tumbling hippopotamus skirt of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 32"
1285	gray spinning careful hippopotamus kilt	0		Monster Level: -10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 32"
1286	twirling miser's furry skirt	0		Meat Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xFairy, cap 37"
1287	wicked furry kilt	0		Spell Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xFairy, cap 37"
1288	shaking Jeselnik's gnauga hide skirt	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "2.5xFairy, cap 20"
1289	upside-down huge avaricious gnauga hide kilt	0		Meat Drop: +30, Familiar Effect: "2.5xFairy, cap 20"
1290	denatured cyan wind-up clock	0		Effect: "Piratey Flavor", Effect Duration: 65
1291	aromatic Jekyllin hide belt	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2005-09"
1292	shaking skirt / kilt kit	0		
1293	Da Vinci's ring of adornment	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5
1294	ring of increase damage of the brazier of the overflowing toilet	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +50
1295	medical-grade ring of gain strength	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
1296	mirror aromatic ring of resistance	0		Stench Resistance: +1
1297	friendly ring of fire resistance	0		Familiar Weight: +3
1298	rosy-cheeked ring of conflict	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Single Equip
1299	squat studded pirate hook	0		Damage Absorption: +80
1300	mirror monster bait of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
1301	boiled quadruple-unsweetened chilled deodorant	0		Effect: "Gummiheart", Effect Duration: 42
1302	boiled maroon reodorant	0		Effect: "Jawin'", Effect Duration: 18
1303	Mjolnir Jr.	0		
1304	tumbling doppelshifter egg	0		Free Pull
1305	bouncing makeup kit	0		Familiar Weight: +15
1306	Jim Carey's hardy traffic cone	0		Maximum HP: +50, Monster Level: +25, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 2xLep, cap 15", Last Available: "2005-10"
1307	skewed calm attention-deficit demon	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-10"
1308	blurry red unwound cymbal-playing monkey	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-10"
1309	olive narrow attention spanner	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1310	narrow funky fez	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1311	ghostly comfy blanket	0		Last Available: "2005-10"
1312	horrifying Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Single Equip
1313	careful Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	0		Monster Level: -10, Single Equip
1314	brainy Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	0		Mysticality: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 3xGhuol, cap 18"
1315	pulsating miser's rose-colored glasses	0		Meat Drop: +10
1316	bouncing facsimile dictionary	0		
1317	blood flower	0		
1318	lovecat tail	0		
1319	cyan plastic passion fruit	0		
1320	stale ghostly questionable taco	4	decent	
1321	squat Doc's Miracle Cure	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
1322	petrified time	0		Last Available: "2005-10"
1323	blinking stiffened time helmet	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2005-10"
1324	electrified time trousers	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 25", Last Available: "2005-10"
1325	squat flame-wreathed time sword	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2005-10"
1326	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Familiar Effect: "3xFairy, cap 7"
1327	rosewater-soaked Cloaca-Cola shield	0		Stench Resistance: +3
1328	blurry smartaleck's Cloaca-Cola fatigues	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "4xPotato, 1.5x Ghoul, cap 7"
1329	censurious Dyspepsi-Cola shield	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3
1330	Jeselnik's Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "3.5xPotato, 3xVolley, cap 7"
1331	vibrating Cloaca-Cola helmet	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "3xFairy, cap 7"
1332	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	0		
1333	Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack	0		
1334	skewed Cloaca-Cola	0		
1335	wobbly Dyspepsi grenade	0		
1336	Cloaca grenade	0		
1338	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	0		
1339	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	0		
1340	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	0		
1341	jittery Herculean Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Single Equip
1342	olive picture of a dead guy's girlfriend	0		
1343	squat zombie pineal gland	0		Last Available: "2005-11"
1344	anodized liquefied Gummi-Gnauga	0		Effect: "Pemmican't", Effect Duration: 41
1345	deionized altered Now and Earlier	0		Effect: "Butt-Rock Hair", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2020-09"
1346	vacuum-sealed dry teal Sugar Cog	0		Effect: "Nightlit", Effect Duration: 44
1347	loaded serum blowgun	0		Last Available: "2005-11"
1348	empty blowgun	0		Last Available: "2005-11"
1349	miniscule temporal rip	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2005-11"
1350	1.21 jigawatts	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2005-11"
1351	nasty pinky ring	0		Stench Damage: +5, Single Equip
1352	hand-crafted weak redrum	2	EPIC	
1353	fuchsia ninja pirate zombie robot	0		
1354	pile of pebbles	0		
1355	tiny rotten bowl of oriole's nest soup	1	crappy	
1356	bunny liver	0		
1357	perfectly mixed skewed spinning Mt. Noob Pale Ale	3	EPIC	
1358	pirate zombie head	0		Last Available: "2005-11"
1359	skewed ninja pirate zombie robot head	0		Last Available: "2005-11"
1360	upside-down olive pirate zombie robot head	0		Last Available: "2005-11"
1361	maroon skewed disembodied smile of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Single Equip
1362	sausage	0		
1363	clockwork pirate skull	0		
1364	rhesus monkey	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1365	moldy bite-sized tofurkey leg	1	crappy	
1366	spoiled small tofurkey gravy	2	crappy	
1367	super-sized spoiled mirror herbal stuffing	5	crappy	
1368	flavorless super-sized can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	5	decent	
1369	small decent green yams	2	good	
1370	hardy rhinestone cowboy shirt	0		Maximum HP: +50
1371	shaking Jeselnik's gingham blouse	0		Sleaze Damage: +25
1372	beefy souvenir ski t-shirt	0		Muscle: +10
1373	wobbly sweet nutcracker	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2005-12"
1374	twirling mandible	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2005-12"
1375	plastic Crimbo wreath of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2005-12"
1376	bouncing slick plastic Uncle Crimbo	0		Moxie: +10, Last Available: "2005-12"
1377	yellow aromatic plastic Crimbo elf	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2005-12"
1378	plastic sweet nutcracker of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2005-12"
1379	huge beefcake's plastic Crimbo reindeer	0		Muscle: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2005-12"
1381	aspirin	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1382	diffused chilled warmed chocolate	0		Effect: "Dreadful Heat", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2015-11"
1383	length of string	0		
1384	googly eye	0		
1385	stuffing	0		
1386	huge green felt	0		
1387	block	0		
1388	toy wheel	0		
1389	pulsating yo-yo	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
1390	top	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
1391	ball	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
1392	kite	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1393	pet rock	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1394	mirror doppelshifter	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1395	huge pulsating teddy bear	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1396	rosewater-soaked Annie Oakley's duck-on-a-string	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2005-12"
1397	mirror toy soldier	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1398	doll house	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1399	inspector's toy train	0		Item Drop: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2005-12"
1400	marionette of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Last Available: "2005-12"
1401	blinking sock monkey of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2005-12"
1402	wizardly rag doll	0		Mysticality: +25, Last Available: "2005-12"
1403	squat twirling can of fake snow	0		Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2005-12"
1404	squat hardy colored-light "necklace"	0		Maximum HP: +50, Last Available: "2005-12"
1405	spinning sizzling tree skirt	0		Hot Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 2xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2005-12"
1406	bland big wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie	5	decent	Effect: "Wreathed in Merriment", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-06"
1407	bland special bell-shaped Crimbo cookie	3	decent	Effect: "Fury of the Bells", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-06"
1408	flavorless tree-shaped Crimbo cookie	3	decent	Effect: "Yuletide Sappiness", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-06"
1409	Annie Oakley's Unionize The Elves sign	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Last Available: "2005-12"
1410	skewed bouncing sleeping snowy owl	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1411	Tome of Snowcone Summoning	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-01", Skill: "Summon Snowcones"
1412	ionized jittery snowcone	0		Effect: "Familial Ties", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2006-01"
1413	vacuum-sealed warmed snowcone	0		Effect: "White-boy Angst", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2006-01"
1414	quantum maroon shaking snowcone	0		Effect: "The Power of LOV", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2006-01"
1415	magnetized quadruple-colloidal tumbling snowcone	0		Effect: "Human-Plant Hybrid", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2006-01"
1416	altered Vulcanized twirling blurry snowcone	0		Effect: "Blessing of Squirtlcthulli", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2006-01"
1417	dry dry pulsating snowcone	0		Effect: "Eyes Wide Propped", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2006-01"
1418	narrow Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2006-01"
1419	bouncing teddy bear sewing kit	0		Last Available: "2006-01"
1420	jittery ghostly knitted arcane researcher's traffic cone	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Cold Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "2xLep, 2xFairy, cap 15", Last Available: "2006-01"
1421	Scandalously Skimpy Bikini	0		Four Songs, Single Equip
1422	maroon Sombrero De Vida	0		Four Songs, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xPotato, 1xLep, cap 12"
1423	jittery iceberglet	0		Last Available: "2006-02"
1424	clever ice sickle of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Maximum MP: +20, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2006-02"
1425	ice baby of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2006-02"
1426	squat quilted ice pick	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1.5xLep, 1.5xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2006-02"
1427	double-paned ice skates of the glutton	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Food Drop: +100, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2006-02"
1428	toothsome small special grue egg omelette	2	awesome	Effect: "Meatwise", Effect Duration: 50
1429	roll of drink tickets	0		
1430	ghostly pregnant gloomy mushroom	0		
1431	fuchsia pregnant mushroom	0		
1432	tiny normal mushroom	1	good	
1433	blinking fruit bowl	0		
1434	fruit basket	0		
1435	hot pink lipstick	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1436	hot stuffing	0		
1437	spinning useless powder	0		
1438	nitrogenated polymerized pickled twinkly powder	0		Effect: "Disco State of Mind", Effect Duration: 65
1439	liquefied hot powder	0		Effect: "Mental A-cue-ity", Effect Duration: 45
1440	cold-filtered cold-filtered powder	0		Effect: "The Chains Down In The Belly-O", Effect Duration: 38
1441	non-moist magnetized powder	0		Effect: "Sweet and Green", Effect Duration: 48
1442	pickled triple-frozen stench powder	0		Effect: "Whole Latte Love", Effect Duration: 60
1443	aerosolized warmed squat sleaze powder	0		Effect: "Toast Tea", Effect Duration: 53
1444	pressed denatured twinkly nuggets	0		Effect: "The Magic of Sharing", Effect Duration: 52
1445	quadruple-wet blinking upside-down hot nuggets	0		Effect: "Retrograde Relaxation", Effect Duration: 65
1446	liquefied improved nuggets	0		Effect: "Educated (Sorta)", Effect Duration: 48
1447	extra-tarnished magnetized denatured huge nuggets	0		Effect: "Christmessy", Effect Duration: 11
1448	super-vacuum-sealed ionized stench nuggets	0		Effect: "Abominably Slippery", Effect Duration: 33
1449	improved sleaze nuggets	0		Effect: "Always be Collecting", Effect Duration: 64
1450	denatured bouncing twinkly wad	1		
1451	altered jittery hot wad	1		
1452	powdered red wad	1		
1453	boiled shaking blinking wad	1		Effect: "Inappropriate Spirit", Effect Duration: 35
1454	twisted stench wad	1		
1455	dried twirling jittery red sleaze wad	1		Effect: "Make Meat FA$T!", Effect Duration: 30
1456	double daisy	0		
1457	Goth Giant	0		
1458	massive delicious Valentine's Day cake	9	awesome	
1459	squat arrow'd heart balloon	0		
1460	jittery velvet box	0		
1461	squashed frog	0		
1462	wobbly eye of newt	0		
1463	salamander spleen	0		
1464	narrow sleazy fairy gravy	0		
1465	suede shortsword	0		
1466	ghostly bamboo bokuto	0		
1467	25-meat staff	0		
1468	two-handed depthsword	0		
1469	bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme	0		
1470	lead yo-yo	0		
1471	fuchsia slightly peevedbow	0		
1472	sack of doorknobs	0		
1473	ball-and-chain	0		
1474	automatic catapult	0		
1475	pentacorn hat	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 10"
1476	jittery goofily-plumed helmet	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 17"
1477	upside-down plastic hard hat	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 22"
1478	salad bowl	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 30"
1479	mirror football helmet	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 37"
1480	tumbling squat chain-mail monokini	0		Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 4xBarrr, cap 7"
1481	wobbly union scalemail pants	0		Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, cap 12"
1482	paper-plate-mail pants	0		Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 2xBarrr, cap 20"
1483	troutpiece	0		Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr, cap 27"
1484	alpha-mail pants	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 35"
1485	huge rabbit's foot of Leguizamo of the detective	0		Monster Level: +20, Item Drop: +20
1486	skewed skewed massive bag of catnip	0		
1487	hang glider	0		
1488	March hat	0		Free Pull
1489	dormouse	0		
1490	savvy chopsticks of James Dean	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Experience (Moxie): +3
1491	maroon Sherlock's rice bowl	0		Item Drop: +25
1492	ninja mop of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3
1493	spinning razor-sharp ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon of doom	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +50
1494	adjusted sugar-coated pine cone	0		Effect: "Berry Experiential", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2020-09"
1495	narrow forbidden experienced traffic cone	0		Experience: +2, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "2xLep, 2xFairy, cap 15", Last Available: "2006-03"
1496	bad weak gloomy mushroom wine	2	decent	
1497	lousy purple mushroom wine	4	decent	
1498	McPhee's Grimoire of Hilarious Object Summoning	0		Last Available: "2006-04", Skill: "Summon Hilarious Objects"
1499	whoopie cushion	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1500	fake fake vomit	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1501	alkaline explosion-flavored chewing gum	0		Effect: "Salt Rockin'", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2006-04"
1502	yellow clown hammer	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1503	rubber emo roe	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1504	electrified skewed snowcone	0		Effect: "Hypercubed", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2006-04"
1505	ice cube with a fly in it	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1506	lousy weak calle de miel with a fly in it	2	decent	Last Available: "2006-04"
1507	special artisanal rockin' wagon with a fly in it	4	EPIC	Effect: "Jittery", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2006-04"
1508	enchanted mediocre perpendicular hula with a fly in it	4	decent	Effect: "Boletus Swoletus", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2006-04"
1509	boozy perfectly mixed huge slap and tickle with a fly in it	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2006-04"
1510	bag of airline peanuts	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1511	family-friendly fake hand	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2006-04"
1512	denatured tumbling Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray	1		
1513	compressed green Knob Goblin learning pill	1		
1514	powdered ghostly Knob Goblin eyedrops	1		Effect: "Turn On, Tune In, Play Ball!", Effect Duration: 30
1515	twisted purple Knob Goblin nasal spray	1		
1516	KWE-brand transistor radio	0		
1518	mirror vampire heart	0		
1519	Talisman of Bakula	0		Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Give In To Your Vampiric Urges"
1520	wobbly lion tamer's Radio KoL Coffee Mug of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Experience (familiar): +2
1521	Frank Gorshin trophy	0		
1522	spinning lightning-fast gravedigger's Radio Free Jersey	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Initiative: +40
1523	bottle of used blood	0		
1524	wind-up chattering teeth	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1525	joybuzzer	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Shake Hands", Last Available: "2006-04"
1526	pet rock "Snooty" disguise	0		Familiar Weight: +11, Equips On: "Pet Rock | Toothsome Rock | Bulky Buddy Box | Holiday Log", Last Available: "2006-04"
1527	diamond-studded fronts	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2006-04"
1528	jittery dangerous smooth corkscrew	0		Moxie: +15, Weapon Damage: +10, Last Available: "2006-04"
1529	blinking St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1530	cyan fake plastic grass	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
1531	ghostly grass skirt of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1.5xFairy, cap 20", Last Available: "2011-01"
1532	grass hat of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 1xBarrr, cap 20", Last Available: "2011-01"
1533	grass blade of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2011-01"
1534	raffle prize box	0		
1536	homeless hobo spirit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-05"
1537	weegee sqouija	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
1538	sparkly engagement ring of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Single Equip
1539	Tam O'Shatner	0		Meat Drop: +50, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2005-03"
1540	supercharged fortified Grimacite goggles	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 31", Last Available: "2008-10"
1541	perfumed sinister Grimacite glaive	0		Spell Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2008-10"
1542	Grimacite greaves of courage of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: 8, Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, 3xGhoul, cap 37", Last Available: "2008-10"
1543	red steel-toed Rosewater's Grimacite garter	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Damage Reduction: 9, Last Available: "2008-10"
1544	spinning mirror lightning-fast stanky Grimacite galoshes	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2008-10"
1545	pulsating occult experienced Grimacite gorget	0		Experience: +2, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Last Available: "2008-10"
1546	huge Sinatra's Grimacite guayabera	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Last Available: "2008-10"
1547	red nasty Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration of the cheetah	0		Stench Damage: +5, Initiative: +60
1548	avaricious Socratic Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Meat Drop: +30
1549	MSG	0		
1550	second-hand knockoff engagement ring of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Single Equip
1551	hand-crafted bottle of Domesticated Turkey	3	EPIC	
1552	mediocre bottle of Definit	3	decent	
1553	mediocre wobbly jittery bottle of Calcutta Emerald	4	decent	
1554	artisanal blinking bottle of Lieutenant Freeman	3	EPIC	
1555	delicious triple-distilled bottle of Jorge Sinsonte	6	awesome	
1556	mediocre boxed champagne	3	decent	
1557	miniature normal ghostly kumquat	2	good	
1558	special stale tangerine	3	decent	Effect: "Chalky Hand", Effect Duration: 20
1559	fuchsia tonic water	0		
1560	snack-sized normal cocktail onion	2	good	
1561	normal raspberry	3	good	
1562	bland kiwi	3	decent	
1563	fortified enchanted acceptable whiskey bittersweet	5	good	Effect: "Slimy Hands", Effect Duration: 25
1564	artisanal mimosette	3	EPIC	
1565	hand-crafted extra-dry tequila sunset	5	EPIC	
1566	weak acceptable zmobie	2	good	Wiki Name: "Zmobie (drink)"
1567	mediocre weak gin and tonic	2	decent	
1568	tolerable triple-distilled ghostly vodka and tonic	8	good	
1569	hand-crafted pulsating vodka gibson	3	EPIC	
1570	enchanted bad gibson	3	decent	Effect: "Spooky Jellied", Effect Duration: 5
1571	fancy drinkable parisian cathouse	4	good	Effect: "It Tickles!  It Tickles!", Effect Duration: 5
1572	drinkable rabbit punch	3	good	
1573	lousy caipifruta	3	decent	
1574	weak smooth teqiwila	2	awesome	
1575	lousy weak Divine	2	decent	
1576	triple-distilled drinkable Gordon Bennett	10	good	
1577	lousy watered-down tangarita	2	decent	
1578	lousy mandarina colada	4	decent	
1579	smooth practically non-alcoholic fancy gimlet	1	awesome	Effect: "One For Tea", Effect Duration: 10
1580	perfectly mixed boozy skewed brick road	5	EPIC	
1581	practically non-alcoholic smooth vodka stratocaster	1	awesome	
1582	lousy ghostly Neuromancer	4	decent	
1583	weak perfectly mixed maroon prussian cathouse	2	super ultra EPIC	
1584	smooth spirit-forward Mae West	5	awesome	
1585	acceptable distilled Mon Tiki	5	good	
1586	bad teqiwila slammer	3	decent	
1587	decent Knob lo mein	4	good	
1588	rotten skewed asparagus lo mein	3	crappy	
1589	rotten Knoll lo mein	4	crappy	
1590	spoiled immense narrow lo mein	10	crappy	
1591	stale olive lo mein	4	decent	
1592	adequate huge hot hi mein	3	good	
1593	toothsome tiny mirror hi mein	1	awesome	
1594	bland tiny hi mein	1	decent	
1595	snack-sized flavorless hi mein	2	decent	
1596	rotten super-sized sleazy hi mein	5	crappy	
1597	crafty Junior LAAAAME merit badge	0		Maximum MP: +10, Last Available: "2006-05"
1598	spinning pulsating supercool Senior LAAAAME merit badge	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Last Available: "2006-05"
1599	jazz soap	0		Free Pull, Effect: "Jazz Hands", Effect Duration: 20
1600	bad fortified tangarita with a fly in it	5	decent	
1601	artisanal skewed mandarina colada with a fly in it	3	EPIC	
1602	smooth weak prussian cathouse with a fly in it	2	awesome	
1603	mediocre upside-down Mae West with a fly in it	4	decent	
1604	compressed astronaut ice-cream	1		Last Available: "2006-05"
1605	delectable catalyst	0		
1606	mixed ultimate wad	1		Effect: "Full Bottle in front of Me", Effect Duration: 20
1607	irradiated frozen ionized libation of liveliness	0		Effect: "Incensed", Effect Duration: 46
1608	oxidized eyedrops of the ermine	0		Effect: "Extra-Thick Blood", Effect Duration: 16
1609	double-colloidal wet altered pulsating perfume of prejudice	0		Effect: "Here to Kick Ass", Effect Duration: 12
1610	enhanced bouncing eyedrops of the ocelot	0		Effect: "In the Saucestream", Effect Duration: 62
1611	super-Vulcanized unsweetened potent potion of potency	0		Effect: "Singer's Faithful Ocelot", Effect Duration: 53
1612	tarnished concentrated cordial of concentration	0		Effect: "Bloodstain-Resistant", Effect Duration: 57
1613	olive Socratic coffin lid	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1
1614	twirling aromatic satin shield	0		Stench Resistance: +1
1615	boxer's Cerebral Cloche	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "1.5xLep, cap 22", Last Available: "2006-06"
1616	red supercool Cerebral Culottes	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, 1xGhoul, cap 22", Last Available: "2006-06"
1617	mirror bouncing asbestos-lined educational Cerebral Crossbow of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Experience: +1, Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2006-06"
1618	ice stein	0		Last Available: "2006-06"
1619	green upside-down munchies pill	0		Last Available: "2006-06"
1620	homeopathic healing powder	0		Last Available: "2006-06"
1621	astral badger	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-06"
1622	liquefied astral mushroom	0		Effect: "'Roids of the Rhinoceros", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2006-06"
1623	badger badge	0		Last Available: "2006-06"
1624	quadruple-pickled blue-frosted astral cupcake	0		Effect: "Ghost Finger", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2006-06"
1625	adjusted triple-quantum green-frosted astral cupcake	0		Effect: "Super-Mega-Charged", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2006-06"
1626	improved deionized orange-frosted astral cupcake	0		Effect: "Transcendental Wind", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2006-06"
1627	concentrated denatured purple shaking purple-frosted astral cupcake	0		Effect: "Puddingface", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2006-06"
1628	non-energized double-pickled blurry pink-frosted astral cupcake	0		Effect: "Full of Vinegar", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2006-06"
1629	stanky raspberry beret	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, 2xLep, cap 12"
1630	scorching pixel shield	0		Hot Damage: +25
1631	beer cartilage	0		
1632	Spanish fly trap	0		
1633	huge pulsating Spanish fly	0		
1634	acceptable around the world	3	good	
1635	scrumdiddlyumptious solution	0		
1636	Toddler-sized Dragon Costume	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Item Drop: +5, Softcore Only
1637	dry blurry lotion of hotness	0		Effect: "Flame-Retardant Trousers", Effect Duration: 67
1638	double-modified magnetized fuchsia huge lotion of coldness	0		Effect: "Lit Up", Effect Duration: 64
1639	alkaline aerosolized lotion of spookiness	0		Effect: "Angry like the Wolf", Effect Duration: 27
1640	pressed twirling lotion of stench	0		Effect: "Bilious Brawn", Effect Duration: 45
1641	deionized tumbling lotion of sleaziness	0		Effect: "Sausage Festive", Effect Duration: 61
1642	lousy practically non-alcoholic mirror Grimacite Bock	1	decent	Last Available: "2008-11"
1643	jumbo spoiled wedge of gray cheese	5	crappy	Last Available: "2008-11"
1644	hot and sauce	0		
1645	and sauce	0		
1646	and sauce	0		
1647	wobbly stench and sauce	0		
1648	sleazy and sauce	0		
1649	brick	0		Free Pull
1650	jittery milk of magnesium	0		
1651	spoiled skewed foie gras	3	crappy	
1652	tarnished corrupted chilled candy brain	0		Effect: "[1609]Dancin' Fool", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2020-09"
1653	therapeutic occult grievous jewel-eyed wizard hat	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Spell Damage Percent: +25, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Magic Missile", Familiar Effect: "atk, 5xVolley, 5xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2006-07"
1654	blinking asbestos-lined rosy-cheeked wad of Crovacite	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Hot Resistance: +5
1655	double-paned manspreader's collar	0		Monster Level: +10, Cold Resistance: +5
1656	squat White Citadel Satisfaction Satchel	0		
1657	onion shurikens	0		
1658	Cherry Cloaca Cola	0		
1659	Diet Cloaca Cola	0		
1660	bouncing Regular Cloaca Cola	0		
1661	spinning greasy Radio KoL Keychain	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
1662	skewed slick Radio KoL Antenna Ball	0		Moxie: +10
1663	Radio KoL Flashlight of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50
1664	blinking Radio KoL Maracas of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20
1665	jittery hardy Radio KoL Bottle Opener	0		Maximum HP: +50
1666	foul-smelling Radio KoL Patch	0		Stench Damage: +10
1667	stanky Cat-Herding Prod	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25
1668	frightening star boomerang	0		Spooky Damage: +5
1669	mirror brainy star stiletto	0		Mysticality: +5
1670	olive fraudwort	0		
1671	huge shysterweed	0		
1672	swindleblossom	0		
1673	teal Lo Pan's deadly grave robbing shovel	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Spell Critical Percent: +30
1674	beefcake's superhero mask	0		Muscle: +25, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, 1xFairy, cap 2"
1675	tumbling ore	0		
1676	styrofoam ore	0		
1677	mirror bubblewrap ore	0		
1678	pet rock "Groucho" disguise	0		Familiar Weight: +11, Equips On: "Pet Rock | Toothsome Rock | Bulky Buddy Box | Holiday Log", Last Available: "2011-12"
1679	jittery groovy sword of chilblains	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Cold Damage: +25
1680	skewed Jim Carey's crafty staff	0		Maximum MP: +10, Monster Level: +25
1681	squat ribald sizzling bubblewrap sword	0		Hot Damage: +10, Sleaze Damage: +10
1682	manspreader's curative bubblewrap staff	0		Monster Level: +10, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
1683	hardy strapping bubblewrap crossbow	0		Muscle: +5, Maximum HP: +50
1684	greasy stanky styrofoam sword	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
1685	Temple Grandin's styrofoam staff of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Familiar Weight: +7
1686	Usain Bolt's quilted styrofoam crossbow	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Initiative: +80
1687	mirror mirror Platinum Yendorian Express Card	0		
1688	auspicious dog trainer's crossbow	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Item Drop: +10
1689	blinking ribbon of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Last Available: "2006-07"
1690	supercool sage discarded bottlecap	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Moxie Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 38"
1691	purple Jeselnik's Newton's discarded torn-up glove	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Sleaze Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 0.5xPotato, cap 38"
1692	vacuum-sealed non-enhanced huge salamander slurry	0		Effect: "Cautious Prowl", Effect Duration: 56
1693	wet fuchsia eyedrops of newt	0		Effect: "In Tuna", Effect Duration: 40
1694	aerosolized denatured Frogade	0		Effect: "Stinking Cloud", Effect Duration: 55
1695	corrupted vacuum-sealed pulsating skewed papotion of papower	0		Effect: "Bestial Sympathy", Effect Duration: 39
1696	tasty royal jelly taco	4	awesome	
1697	rotten gigantic tofu taco	6	crappy	
1698	miniature rotten mirror jumping bean taco	2	crappy	
1699	adequate catgut taco	4	good	
1700	flavorless jumbo green goat cheese taco	5	decent	
1701	small toothsome pr0n taco	2	awesome	
1702	diffused alphabet gum	0		Effect: "Crudé", Effect Duration: 11
1703	pulsating Comma Chameleon egg	0		Free Pull
1704	olive shingle	0		
1705	squat jittery flaregun	0		
1706	executive scandalous occult sword	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Sleaze Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +40
1707	executive Jim Carey's studded flypaper staff	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Monster Level: +25, Meat Drop: +40
1708	rosy-cheeked Da Vinci's brawny grease gun	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Experience (Mysticality): +5, Maximum HP Percent: +30
1709	squat fireproof Oprah's hale sword of static	0		Maximum HP: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Hot Resistance: +3
1710	wicked smooth wiffle-flail of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Moxie: +15, Spell Damage: +5
1711	yellow hardy ruddy Newton's bubble bauble bow	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Maximum HP: +50
1712	skewed baleful grievous Frost™ brand sword of the detective	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: +20
1713	huge studded dance instructor's squeaky staff	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Damage Absorption: +80
1714	Sherlock's mansplainer's strapping can cannon	0		Muscle: +5, Monster Level: +15, Item Drop: +25
1715	avaricious starchy sword	0		Meat Drop: +30
1716	Newton's starchy staff	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3
1717	brainy starchy crossbow	0		Mysticality: +5
1718	twirling Tesla hardy pestoblade	0		Maximum HP: +50, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
1719	smelly vibrating poutine pole	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +10
1720	wholesome strapping curdflinger	0		Muscle: +5, Maximum HP Percent: +10
1721	inspector's stiffened muculent machete	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Item Drop: +15
1722	huge frosty Fonzie's glistening staff	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Cold Spell Damage: +10
1723	reassuring repeating crossbow of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Resistance: +1
1725	bigger stick	0		
1726	sinewy crossbow string	0		
1727	sturdy sword hilt	0		
1728	jittery shellacked dense meat sword	0		Damage Reduction: 7
1729	quilted dense meat staff	0		Damage Absorption: +40
1730	fuchsia executive dense meat crossbow	0		Meat Drop: +40
1731	aromatic curative Spirit Precipice of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Stench Resistance: +1, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
1732	miser's ruddy smoldering staff	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Item Drop: +5, Meat Drop: +10
1733	wool mansplainer's grievous hot cross bow	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Monster Level: +15, Cold Resistance: +1
1734	scorching chilly sword behind inappropriate prepositions	0		Cold Damage: +5, Hot Damage: +25, Alters Page Text
1735	up-at-dawn medical-grade meatspout staff of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Adventures: +5, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
1736	stanky educational wizardly carob cannon	0		Mysticality: +25, Experience: +1, Stench Spell Damage: +25
1737	shuddersword of the scaredy-cat of the boozehound	0		Monster Level: -15, Item Drop: +5, Booze Drop: +100
1738	spinning Sherlock's stylish hairy staff of terror	0		Moxie: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Item Drop: +25
1739	upside-down ribald Annie Oakley's studded projectile icemaker	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Sleaze Damage: +10
1740	Usain Bolt's fireproof sizzling buffalo blade	0		Hot Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +3, Initiative: +80
1741	tumbling wicked cheesestick of horror	0		Spell Damage: +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +25
1742	lard-coated wholesome potato pistol	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
1743	avaricious savory sword	0		Meat Drop: +30
1744	ghostly savory staff	0		Item Drop: +5
1745	gray Samson's savory crossbow	0		Experience (Muscle): +5
1746	horrifying chilly sinister Super Magic Power Sword X	0		Spell Damage: +10, Cold Damage: +5, Spooky Damage: +25
1747	upside-down Sherlock's greasy soylent staff	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Item Drop: +25
1748	chaotic smooth goulauncher	0		Moxie: +15, Spell Critical Percent: +10
1749	defective skull	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
1750	occult Gnollish pie server	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25
1751	Gnollish slotted spoon of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20
1752	shaking grievous Knob Goblin spatula	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50
1753	clever jack flapper	0		Maximum MP: +20
1754	Jim Carey's filthy pestle	0		Monster Level: +25
1755	ruddy Knob Goblin melon baller	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40
1756	ghostly coward's huge spoon	0		Monster Level: -20
1757	ghostly upside-down energetic pizza cutter	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20
1758	narrow hardy star spatula	0		Maximum HP: +50
1759	pulsating bouncing Jim Carey's Tesla foon of fulmination	0		Monster Level: +25, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
1760	fuchsia Herculean sage foon of frigidity	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Experience (Muscle): +1
1761	asbestos-lined clever foon of foulness	0		Maximum MP: +20, Hot Resistance: +5
1762	therapeutic foon of fearfulness of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
1763	spinning double-paned deadly foon of fleshiness	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Cold Resistance: +5
1764	blurry Spookyraven library key	0		
1765	blurry Spookyraven gallery key	0		
1766	huge Spookyraven ballroom key	0		
1767	pack of chewing gum	0		
1768	Gnomish toolbox	0		
1769	moldy super-sized fricasseed brains	5	crappy	
1770	stale brains casserole	3	decent	
1771	dog trainer's butcherknife	0		Experience (familiar): +1
1772	jittery fortified corn holder	0		Damage Absorption: +60
1773	ribald eggbeater	0		Sleaze Damage: +10
1774	tolerable weak upside-down bottle of popskull	2	good	
1775	wobbly vibrating dishrag	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10
1776	stale olive stale baguette	4	decent	
1777	blinking leftovers of indeterminate origin	0		
1778	delicious fancy dinner	3	awesome	Effect: "Fit To Be Tide", Effect Duration: 40
1779	friendly katana	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Synergetic
1780	narrow ram stick of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100
1781	forbidden enchantlers	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xLep, cap 28"
1782	green shaking sharpshooter's arcane researcher's ram-battering staff	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Critical Hit Percent: +10
1783	half-sized enchanted adequate crazy Turkish delight	2	good	Effect: "Tingling Feeling", Effect Duration: 20
1784	Da Vinci's Snow Queen Crown of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Experience (Mysticality): +5, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xGhuol, cap 28"
1785	inspector's Rosewater's ga-ga radio of the businessman	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Item Drop: +15, Meat Drop: +50
1786	spinning six pack of Mountain Stream	0		
1787	magnetized moist bag of Cheat-Os	0		Effect: "Black Eyes", Effect Duration: 46
1788	unrefined Mountain Stream syrup	0		
1789	tumbling Mob Penguin	0		
1790	drinkable Ram's Face Lager	3	good	
1791	ram horns	0		
1792	maroon greasy razor-sharp Travoltan trousers of bravery	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +5, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 2xLep, 1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2006-09", Moxie May Control MP
1793	bouncing savvy slick pool cue	0		Moxie: +10, Mysticality Percent: +20
1794	enhanced moist handful of hand chalk	0		Effect: "Pretending to Pretend", Effect Duration: 11
1795	pulsating sharpshooter's Counterclockwise Watch	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Single Equip, Nonstackable Watch
1796	upside-down bone collar	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1797	green misshapen animal skeleton	0		
1798	pile of animal bones	0		
1799	pulsating animal skull	0		
1800	blinking animal cranium	0		
1801	shaking squat skewed animal jawbone	0		
1802	first cervical vertebra	0		
1803	second cervical vertebra	0		
1804	third cervical vertebra	0		
1805	mirror fourth cervical vertebra	0		
1806	fifth cervical vertebra	0		
1807	sixth cervical vertebra	0		
1808	huge wobbly seventh cervical vertebra	0		
1809	squat mirror first thoracic vertebra	0		
1810	second thoracic vertebra	0		
1811	squat third thoracic vertebra	0		
1812	upside-down fourth thoracic vertebra	0		
1813	shaking green fifth thoracic vertebra	0		
1814	sixth thoracic vertebra	0		
1815	pulsating seventh thoracic vertebra	0		
1816	skewed blue eighth thoracic vertebra	0		
1817	ninth thoracic vertebra	0		
1818	maroon tenth thoracic vertebra	0		
1819	eleventh thoracic vertebra	0		
1820	twelfth thoracic vertebra	0		
1821	mirror first lumbar vertebra	0		
1822	second lumbar vertebra	0		
1823	third lumbar vertebra	0		
1824	fourth lumbar vertebra	0		
1825	fifth lumbar vertebra	0		
1826	sixth lumbar vertebra	0		
1827	seventh lumbar vertebra	0		
1828	wobbly sacral vertebrae	0		
1829	first caudal vertebra	0		
1830	second caudal vertebra	0		
1831	twirling third caudal vertebra	0		
1832	blue fourth caudal vertebra	0		
1833	skewed fifth caudal vertebra	0		
1834	narrow sixth caudal vertebra	0		
1835	seventh caudal vertebra	0		
1836	red eighth caudal vertebra	0		
1837	yellow ninth caudal vertebra	0		
1838	blue shaking tenth caudal vertebra	0		
1839	left first rib	0		
1840	left second rib	0		
1841	narrow left third rib	0		
1842	left fourth rib	0		
1843	yellow left fifth rib	0		
1844	left sixth rib	0		
1845	jittery left seventh rib	0		
1846	olive tumbling left eighth rib	0		
1847	left ninth rib	0		
1848	jittery left tenth rib	0		
1849	left eleventh rib	0		
1850	narrow left twelfth rib	0		
1851	right first rib	0		
1852	right second rib	0		
1853	right third rib	0		
1854	right fourth rib	0		
1855	right fifth rib	0		
1856	olive right sixth rib	0		
1857	right seventh rib	0		
1858	right eighth rib	0		
1859	narrow bouncing right ninth rib	0		
1860	right tenth rib	0		
1861	pulsating right eleventh rib	0		
1862	tumbling right twelfth rib	0		
1863	animal pelvis	0		
1864	left scapula	0		
1865	right scapula	0		
1866	cyan jittery left clavicle	0		
1867	right clavicle	0		
1868	left humerus	0		
1869	yellow huge right humerus	0		
1870	left radius	0		
1871	spinning right radius	0		
1872	maroon mirror left ulna	0		
1873	maroon right ulna	0		
1874	left femur	0		
1875	blinking teal right femur	0		
1876	wobbly left tibia	0		
1877	right tibia	0		
1878	left fibula	0		
1879	right fibula	0		
1880	left kneecap	0		
1881	narrow right kneecap	0		
1882	olive left first front claw	0		
1883	left second front claw	0		
1884	red left third front claw	0		
1885	purple left fourth front claw	0		
1886	right first front claw	0		
1887	right second front claw	0		
1888	spinning cyan right third front claw	0		
1889	right fourth front claw	0		
1890	ghostly left thumb	0		
1891	spinning right thumb	0		
1892	left first rear claw	0		
1893	purple left second rear claw	0		
1894	left third rear claw	0		
1895	left fourth rear claw	0		
1896	teal right first rear claw	0		
1897	right second rear claw	0		
1898	skewed olive right third rear claw	0		
1899	shaking right fourth rear claw	0		
1900	chaotic 1-ball	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10
1901	toasty beefcake's 2-ball	0		Muscle: +25, Hot Damage: +5
1902	aromatic Rosewater's 3-ball	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Stench Resistance: +1
1903	MacGyver's Fonzie's 4-ball	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Maximum MP: +100
1904	skewed blinking Temple Grandin's energetic 5-ball	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Familiar Weight: +7
1905	nasty sinister 6-ball	0		Spell Damage: +10, Stench Damage: +5
1906	jittery 7-ball of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15
1907	blue 8-ball	0		
1910	smelly quilted savvy clockwork sword	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Damage Absorption: +40, Stench Spell Damage: +10
1911	purple blurry scorching Tesla beefcake's clockwork staff	0		Muscle: +25, Hot Damage: +25, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
1912	green Jeselnik's toasty clockwork crossbow of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Hot Damage: +5, Sleaze Damage: +25
1913	clockwork handle	0		
1914	clockwork rod	0		
1915	clockwork shank	0		
1916	blinking Lord Spookyraven's spectacles	0		
1917	wallet	0		
1918	coin purse	0		
1919	ghostly English to A. F. U. E. Dictionary	0		
1920	narrow bizarre illegible sheet music	0		
1921	studded wakizashi	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Synergetic
1922	ghostly shaking gob of wet hair	0		
1923	roll of toilet paper	0		Free Pull
1924	tattered wolf standard	0		
1925	shaking tattered snake standard	0		
1926	KoL Con 3-D Glasses	0		Familiar Effect: "8xLep, 1xFairy, cap 2"
1927	scary death orb	0		
1928	squat tuning fork	0		
1929	blinking greaves of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Breakable, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr"
1930	avaricious hardened helmet	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Meat Drop: +30, Breakable, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato, 0.5xFairy"
1931	savvy spear of the overflowing toilet	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Breakable
1932	steel-toed shield	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Breakable
1933	blinking maroon boxer's pitchfork	0		Muscle Percent: +10
1934	broken sword of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40
1935	boxer's snarling wolf shield	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Synergetic
1936	careful lupine sword	0		Monster Level: -10, Synergetic
1937	purple manspreader's snake shield	0		Monster Level: +10, Synergetic
1938	weightlifter's serpentine sword	0		Muscle: +15, Synergetic
1939	wobbly grouchy restless spirit	0		
1940	hardy stiffened thinker's 9-ball	0		Mysticality: +10, Damage Reduction: 1, Maximum HP: +50
1941	frosty mansplainer's seal pendant	0		Monster Level: +15, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Class: "Seal Clubber", Single Equip
1942	green greasy turtle brooch of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Single Equip
1943	noodle ring of Tarzan of the sewer	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Stench Damage: +25, Class: "Pastamancer", Single Equip
1944	sizzling saucepan earring of Flo-Jo	0		Hot Damage: +10, Initiative: +100, Class: "Sauceror", Single Equip
1945	blurry teal medical-grade disco ball pendant of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Class: "Disco Bandit", Single Equip
1946	hardy experienced accordion pin	0		Experience: +2, Maximum HP: +50, Class: "Accordion Thief", Single Equip
1947	green Jack Frost's worn tophat	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Item Drop: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xLep, cap 31"
1948	blurry censurious Rosewater's tap shoes	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Single Equip
1949	small tasty Manetwich	2	awesome	
1950	bottle of Vangoghbitussin	0		
1951	practically non-alcoholic lousy bottle of Pinot Renoir	1	decent	
1952	half-sized toothsome desiccated apricot	2	awesome	
1953	artisanal practically non-alcoholic flute of flat champagne	1	EPIC	
1954	bland dehydrated caviar	4	decent	
1955	teal styrofoam peanuts	0		
1956	fancy artisanal distilled olive snifter of thoroughly aged brandy	5	EPIC	Effect: "Rotten Memories", Effect Duration: 10
1957	quill pen	0		
1958	inkwell	0		
1959	gray tattered scrap of paper	0		
1960	scroll of forbidden unspeakable evil	0		
1961	can of Binarrrca	0		Free Pull, Effect: "Talking Like a Pirate", Effect Duration: 50
1962	pickled modified squat Bit O' Ectoplasm	0		Effect: "Cuts Like a Buttered Knife", Effect Duration: 41
1963	dance card	0		
1964	opera mask of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xBarrr, cap 2"
1965	bottle of Monsieur Bubble	0		
1966	brawny Amulet of Yendor of James Dean	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Experience (Moxie): +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-12"
1967	jitterbug larva	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2007-10"
1968	bottle of perfume	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1969	spoon!	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1970	nervous tick egg	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2007-10"
1971	red plastic pumpkin bucket	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Item Drop: +13, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2006-10", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.35
1972	brawny shrimp fork of vim and vigor	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +50
1973	bouncing half of a memo	0		
1974	upside-down cocoabo	0		
1975	huge baby gravy fairy	0		
1976	ghostly bouncing gravy fairy	0		
1977	gravy fairy	0		
1978	fuchsia gravy fairy	0		
1979	gravy fairy	0		
1980	sleazy gravy fairy	0		
1981	red astral badger	0		
1982	MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech	0		
1983	mirror hand turkey	0		
1984	snowy owl	0		
1985	squat scary death orb	0		
1986	narrow mind flayer	0		
1987	teal undead elbow macaroni	0		
1988	gray angry cow	0		
1989	jittery Cheshire bitten	0		
1990	cyan yo-yo	0		
1991	rubber WWJD? bracelet	0		
1992	rubber WWBD? bracelet	0		
1993	squat rubber WWSPD? bracelet	0		
1994	blurry rubber WWtNSD? bracelet	0		
1995	heart necklace	0		Free Pull
1996	right half of a heart necklace	0		
1997	left half of a heart necklace	0		
1998	pack of KWE trading card	0		
1999	stick of "gum"	0		
2000	Das Überkühlraum trading card	0		
2001	Vaso De Agua trading card	0		
2002	The Grand Poo-Bah trading card	0		
2003	bouncing Thorny Toad trading card	0		
2004	jittery Chori Zo trading card	0		
2005	Morbidda trading card	0		
2006	Poison Oak trading card	0		
2007	huge Princess Rutabaga trading card	0		
2008	lime green Roo trading card	0		
2009	Woldo trading card	0		
2010	jittery The Snake trading card	0		
2011	Nayztameetjoo trading card	0		
2012	Arrrmetia trading card	0		
2013	Serenity trading card	0		
2014	Inndya trading card	0		
2015	Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card	0		
2016	diamond necklace	0		
2017	teal tumbling spade necklace	0		
2018	club necklace	0		
2019	cream pie	0		Free Pull
2020	normal upside-down cherry pie	3	good	
2021	super-sized moldy blue strawberry pie	5	crappy	
2022	tasty spinning lemon meringue pie	3	awesome	
2023	fancy Genalen™ Bottle	1	decent	Effect: "Human-Humanoid Hybrid", Effect Duration: 15
2024	decent fancy mixed wildflower greens	3	good	Effect: "Analog Drunk", Effect Duration: 40
2025	flavorless handful of walnuts	4	decent	
2026	super-sized delicious nutty organic salad	5	awesome	
2027	moldy bite-sized green super salad	1	crappy	
2028	thick adequate cyan tofu wonton	5	good	
2029	gray hippy protest button	0		Single Equip, Thorns: 1
2030	Lockenstock™ sandals of Tarzan of the glutton	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Food Drop: +100, Single Equip
2031	flame-retardant didgeridooka	0		Hot Resistance: +1
2032	therapeutic bullet-proof corduroys of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xBarrr, cap 42"
2033	wobbly resourceful round sunglasses	0		Maximum MP: +50, Single Equip
2034	wobbly ghostly stylish wicker shield	0		Moxie: +25
2035	Marquis de Poivre soda	0		
2036	concentrated pickled twirling radium-flavored potato chips	0		Effect: "Human-Orc Hybrid", Effect Duration: 23
2037	super-tarnished flattened extra-colloidal jittery ghostly blue wintergreen-flavored potato chips	0		Effect: "Always be Collecting", Effect Duration: 50
2038	corrupted ennui-flavored potato chips	0		Effect: "Witch Breaded", Effect Duration: 50
2039	jittery x-ray specs	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2040	patchouli oil bomb	0		
2041	ferret bait	0		
2042	skewed exploding hacky-sack	0		
2043	hemp net	0		
2044	your father's MacGuffin diary	0		
2045	flavorless brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings	4	decent	
2046	decent jumbo frat brats	5	good	
2047	yummy green knob ka-bobs	3	awesome	
2049	irresponsibly strong drinkable can of Swiller	8	good	
2050	blinking olive broken wings	0		
2051	sunken eyes	0		
2052	ghostly reassembled blackbird	0		
2053	bust of Pallas	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2054	market map	0		
2055	purple snake skin	0		
2056	nitrogenated Vulcanized huge adder bladder	0		Effect: "20/20 Vision", Effect Duration: 28
2057	pension check	0		
2058	picnic basket	0		
2059	electrified pulsating Black No. 2	0		Effect: "Patience of the Tortoise", Effect Duration: 56
2060	jittery Jack Frost's sword of doom	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Spell Damage: +50
2061	green helmet	0		Item Drop: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 40"
2062	Annie Oakley's experienced shield	0		Experience: +2, Critical Hit Percent: +20
2063	flavorless blackberry	3	decent	
2064	bouncing forged identification documents	0		
2065	pulsating PADL Phone	0		
2066	zippy boxer's kick-ass kicks	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Initiative: +20, Single Equip
2067	wobbly sake bomb	0		
2068	ghostly tequila grenade	0		
2069	dance instructor's beer helmet	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Familiar Effect: "0.5xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 42"
2070	bouncing narrow auspicious distressed denim pants of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Item Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xPotato, cap 42"
2071	blinking perforated battle paddle of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15
2072	stanky smelly flashing novelty button	0		Stench Spell Damage: 35
2073	perfumed electrified glowstick	0		Stench Resistance: +5, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2006-10", Raveosity: +1
2074	anniversary chutney sculpture of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50
2075	spandex anniversary shorts of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Familiar Effect: "5xVolley, 10xLep, cap 2"
2076	jittery lime green cool jar of anniversary jam	0		Moxie: +5
2077	bucket of anniversary lard of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50
2078	anniversary concrete fedora of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7, Familiar Effect: "5xVolley, 5xLep, cap 2"
2079	experienced makeshift turban of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Experience: +2, Blind, Familiar Effect: "1.5xBarrr, 1xLep, cap 25"
2080	chaotic makeshift cape	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10
2081	gravedigger's makeshift skirt	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 25"
2082	toothbrush	0		
2083	makeshift crane	0		
2084	wobbly twirling can of starch	0		
2085	altered green bottle of ultravitamins	1		
2086	vaporized bottle of cough syrup	1		
2087	modified twirling tube of hair oil	1		Effect: "Make Meat FA$T!", Effect Duration: 40
2088	electrified dry dry maroon pulsating Daffy Taffy	0		Effect: "Raging Animal", Effect Duration: 31
2089	cyan Crimboween memo	0		Last Available: "2006-10"
2090	family-friendly resourceful vibrating smooth pilgrim shield of Flo-Jo	0		Moxie: +15, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Maximum MP: +50, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Initiative: +100, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2006-11"
2091	blurry bath salts	0		
2092	hand mirror	0		
2093	green savvy hors d'oeuvre tray	0		Mysticality Percent: +20
2094	adequate super-sized ballroom blintz	5	good	
2095	towel	0		
2096	twisted pulsating guy made of bee pollen	1		
2097	blurry 17-ball of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100
2098	filthy lucre	0		
2099	hobo gristle	0		
2100	shredded can label	0		
2101	bloodstained briquette	0		
2102	greasy dreadlock	0		
2103	vial of pirate sweat	0		
2104	empty aftershave bottle	0		
2105	bouncing coal button	0		
2106	squat burned-out arcanodiode	0		
2107	non-Euclidean hoof	0		
2108	rock	0		
2109	wobbly stringy sinew	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2110	mirror stick	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2111	blurry tooth	0		
2112	leaf	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2113	smartaleck's wheel	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Last Available: "2006-12"
2114	yo	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2115	stanky prehistoric spear	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2006-12"
2116	stick-on-a-string	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2117	bouncing prompt fire of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Adventures: +3, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xVolley, cap 2", Last Available: "2023-09"
2118	upside-down purple leaf tube	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2119	lit cigar	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2120	Grateful Undead T-shirt of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15
2121	blurry huge rosy-cheeked ASCII shirt	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30
2122	blinking teal padded grievous safety vest	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Damage Absorption: +20
2123	eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25
2125	jittery veiny Ye Olde Navy Fleece	0		Maximum HP: +10
2126	gravedigger's bronze breastplate of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Spooky Damage: +10
2127	wobbly Oprah's Sinatra's hat hacker T-shirt	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Maximum MP Percent: +50
2128	bouncing vampire collar	0		Single Equip
2129	squat teal possessed top	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
2130	huge killer rag doll of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Last Available: "2006-12"
2131	tree-eating kite	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2132	maroon brawny incredibly marionette	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Last Available: "2006-12"
2133	blinking dress ball	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
2134	lard-coated mad scientist's sock monkey	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2006-12"
2135	alien blob	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2136	family-friendly thinker's vampire duck-on-a-string	0		Mysticality: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2006-12"
2137	huge mansplainer's toy crazy train	0		Monster Level: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2006-12"
2138	razor-tipped yo-yo	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
2139	mirror toy mercenary	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2140	length of string	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2141	toy wheel	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2142	block	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2143	felt	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2144	evil googly eye	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2145	stuffing	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2146	evil teddy bear	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2147	tumbling skewed evil teddy bear sewing kit	0		
2148	toothsome rock	0		
2149	tasty frank	4	awesome	Last Available: "2011-12"
2150	miniature stale plate of franks and beans	2	decent	Last Available: "2011-12"
2151	spirit-forward delicious spinning mirror shot of blackberry schnapps	5	awesome	
2152	capacitor relay	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2153	maroon carbon nanotube frame	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2154	skewed ion grid	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2155	Feynman gate	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2156	twirling logic synthesizer	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2157	olive high-resistance ultrapolymer plating	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2158	ghostly servomechanical torsion facilitator	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2159	quantum polarity inducer	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2160	bi-lateral logic compressor	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2161	computronic processing unit	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2162	upside-down blinking reverse-oscillating klystron	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2163	sub-molecular interocitor	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2164	mirror red recursive spline reticulator	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2165	skewed atomic vector plotter	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2166	pulsating ion-pulse modulation stabilizer	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2167	shaking jittery hyperbolic plasma focuser	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2168	narrow inspector's sinister toy ray gun	0		Spell Damage: +10, Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2006-12"
2169	blue mirror sharpshooter's crafty toy space helmet	0		Maximum MP: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 43", Last Available: "2006-12"
2170	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2006-12", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.3
2171	rock-hard Socratic astronaut pants	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Damage Reduction: 5, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1.5xPotato, cap 43", Last Available: "2006-12"
2172	jittery toy jet pack of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2006-12"
2173	triangular stone	0		
2174	mossy stone sphere	0		
2175	smooth stone sphere	0		
2176	tumbling cracked stone sphere	0		
2177	rough stone sphere	0		
2178	Da Vinci's obsidian dagger	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5
2179	archaeologist's notebook	0		
2180	amulet	0		
2181	wobbly chocolate lump	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2182	Harold's hammer head	0		
2183	twirling Harold's hammer handle	0		
2184	Harold's hammer	0		
2185	Kiss the Knob apron of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20
2186	unlit birthday cake	0		
2187	huge lit birthday cake	0		
2188	flask of peppermint oil	1	awesome	Last Available: "2006-12"
2189	perfectly mixed distilled green flask of peppermint schnapps	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2006-12"
2190	yuletide troll chrysalis	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-12"
2191	olive tumbling book of carols	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2192	sheet music	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2193	small normal candy stake	2	good	Last Available: "2006-12"
2194	smooth eggnog	3	awesome	Last Available: "2006-12"
2195	decent small shaking unspeakable fruitcake	2	good	Last Available: "2006-12"
2196	moldy gingerbread horror	3	crappy	Last Available: "2006-12"
2197	frozen moist but probably evil chocolate	0		Effect: "Salt Rockin'", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2006-12"
2198	spoiled half-sized bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	2	crappy	Effect: "Bells in the Batfry", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2023-06"
2199	rotten skull-shaped Crimboween cookie	3	crappy	Effect: "Carol of the Bones", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-06"
2200	stale squat tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie	4	decent	Effect: "Crimbo Epiphany", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-06"
2201	narrow spinning deadly plastic gift-wrapping vampire	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Last Available: "2006-12"
2202	yellow stiffened plastic yuletide troll	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Last Available: "2006-12"
2203	beefy plastic skeletal reindeer	0		Muscle: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2006-12"
2204	ghostly mirror therapeutic plastic Crimboween pentagram	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2006-12"
2205	twirling personal trainer's plastic Scream Queen	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Last Available: "2006-12"
2206	spinning time sleigh	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-12"
2207	pulsating auspicious Crimbo tiki necklace	0		Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2006-12"
2208	twirling friendly hale bobble-hip hula elf doll	0		Maximum HP: +20, Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2006-12"
2209	supercool Crimbo ukulele	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Last Available: "2006-12"
2210	skewed Tiki lighter of Leguizamo of the sewer	0		Monster Level: +20, Stench Damage: +25, Last Available: "2006-12", Stat Tuning: "Moxie"
2211	squat deck of tropical cards of the wise owl of the overflowing toilet	0		Mysticality: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2006-12", Stat Tuning: "Mysticality"
2212	purple pulsating wobbly medical-grade slick tropical paperweight	0		Moxie: +10, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2006-12", Stat Tuning: "Muscle"
2213	pulsating tropical Crimbo pressie	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2214	jittery spinning tropical wrapping paper	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2215	hardy Tropical Crimbo Hat	0		Maximum HP: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, 1.5xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2006-12"
2216	baleful Tropical Crimbo Shorts	0		Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhoul", Last Available: "2006-12"
2217	rotten super ka-bob	4	crappy	
2218	immense adequate enchanted beer basted brat	7	good	Effect: "Anytwo Five Elevenis?", Effect Duration: 25
2219	gravedigger's Tropical Crimbo Sword	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Last Available: "2006-12"
2220	polarized tarnished huge ghostly and Crimboween candy	0		Effect: "Gyromitra Gymnastics", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2020-09"
2221	blurry Great Ball of Frozen Fire	0		Last Available: "2007-01"
2222	liar's pants of the storm of the brazier	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cold atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2007-01"
2223	quilted juggler's balls of chilblains	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Cold Damage: +25, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2007-01"
2224	olive supercool pink shirt	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2007-01"
2225	twirling familiar doppelgänger	0		Monster Level: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2007-01"
2226	spinning foul-smelling sage evil eyeball pendant	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Stench Damage: +10, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2007-01"
2227	electrified pulsating pulsating arse-a'fire elixir	0		Effect: "Slightly Mutated", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2007-01"
2228	enhanced energized cosmic lemonade	0		Effect: "Seeing Colors", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2007-01"
2229	unsweetened toad horn	0		Effect: "Wet Willied", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2007-01"
2230	icicle katana	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2231	mote	0		
2232	smudged alchemical recipe	0		
2233	bow tie of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Clowniness: 75
2234	padded calavera concertina	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Song Duration: 7
2235	blue dangerous ratarang of courage	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +3
2236	Vulcanized flattened squat turtle pheromones	0		Effect: "Wax On Your Shoes", Effect Duration: 20
2237	skewed pygmy blowgun	0		
2238	pygmy nose-bone of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Single Equip
2239	Van der Graaf fortified bad voodoo mask	0		Damage Absorption: +60, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xGhuol, cap 40"
2240	bottle of alcohol	0		
2241	frightening pygmy spear	0		Spooky Damage: +5
2242	activated pygmy pygment	0		Effect: "Here's Mud in Your Eye", Effect Duration: 33
2243	wobbly yellow wool wizardly headhunter necktie	0		Mysticality: +25, Cold Resistance: +1, Single Equip
2244	horrifying pointed stick of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Spooky Damage: +25
2245	lime green MacGyver's knobby helmet turtle	0		Maximum MP: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xFairy, cap 5"
2246	ghostly wizardly knobby kneepads	0		Mysticality: +25
2247	mirror medical-grade sewer turtle	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
2248	rosewater-soaked sebaceous shield	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Item Drop: +5
2249	twirling upside-down medical-grade skeletortoise	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 2xFairy, cap 7"
2251	box turtle of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30
2252	box turtle	0		Item Drop: +5
2253	twirling bottlecap turtle of dire peril of the scaredy-cat	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Monster Level: -15
2254	skewed scandalous slick bubblewrap bottlecap turtleban of extreme caution	0		Moxie: +10, Monster Level: -25, Sleaze Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 2xLep, cap 17"
2255	upside-down rosy-cheeked furry turtle	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, 2xFairy, cap 11"
2256	Rosewater's furry earmuffs	0		Mysticality Percent: +30
2257	educational reinforced furry underpants of the pedagogue	0		Experience: 4
2258	pulsating "I Love Me, Vol. I"	0		
2259	photograph of God	0		
2260	mirror hard rock candy	0		
2261	hard-boiled ostrich egg	0		
2262	bird rib	0		
2263	lion oil	0		
2264	flavorless tumbling stunt nuts	3	decent	
2265	low-calorie spoiled wet stew	1	crappy	
2266	wet stunt nut stew	0		
2267	Mega Gem	0		
2268	wizardly Staff of Fats	0		Mysticality: +25
2269	rotten shaking maroon sausage wonton	3	crappy	
2270	skewed lightning-fast scandalous belt	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Initiative: +40, Single Equip
2271	high-proof hand-crafted bottle of Merlot	9	EPIC	
2272	tolerable bottle of Port	4	good	
2273	artisanal extra-dry bottle of Pinot Noir	5	EPIC	
2274	artisanal bottle of Zinfandel	4	EPIC	
2275	aged jittery bottle of Marsala	3	awesome	
2276	bad bottle of Muscat	3	decent	
2277	Fernswarthy's key	0		
2278	bouncing narrow Fernswarthy's letter	0		
2279	book	0		
2280	Manual of Labor	0		
2281	Manual of Transmission	0		
2282	teal blurry Manual of Dexterity	0		
2283	seal-skull helmet of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
2284	pulsating petrified noodles	0		
2285	yellow chisel	0		
2286	Eye of Ed	0		
2287	stanky sage glowstick	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2007-01", Raveosity: +1
2288	encoder ring	0		Single Equip
2289	paperclip	0		
2290	really house	0		
2291	squat Non-Essential Amulet	0		
2292	huge wine vinaigrette	0		
2293	cup of strong herbal tea	0		
2294	bouncing Curiously Shiny Ancient Evil-Bashing Axe	0		
2295	marinated stakes	0		
2296	ghostly knob butter	0		
2297	vial of ectoplasm	0		
2298	boock of darck magicks	0		
2299	EZ-Play Harmonica Book	0		
2300	fingerless hobo gloves	0		
2301	skewed Chomsky's comic books	0		
2302	narrow worm-riding hooks	0		
2303	skewed squat Libram of Candy Heart Summoning	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12", Skill: "Summon Candy Heart"
2304	concentrated energized wet huge candy heart	0		Effect: "Toothy Grin", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2007-02"
2305	aerosolized adjusted yellow pink candy heart	0		Effect: "Amorous", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2007-02"
2306	wet Vulcanized extra-enhanced candy heart	0		Effect: "Human-Fish Hybrid", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2007-02"
2307	irradiated candy heart	0		Effect: "X-Ray Vision", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2007-02"
2308	boiled modified tumbling candy heart	0		Effect: "Coming Up Roses", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2007-02"
2309	nitrogenated pulsating candy heart	0		Effect: "Joy", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2007-02"
2310	candygram	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
2311	pink candygram	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
2312	candygram	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
2313	huge candygram	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
2314	candygram	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
2315	fuchsia candygram	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
2316	olive broken carburetor	0		
2317	bronze token	0		
2318	fuchsia bomb	0		
2319	carved wheel	0		
2320	worm-riding manual page	0		
2321	shaking worm-riding manual page 2	0		
2322	yellow worm-riding manual pages 3-15	0		
2323	headpiece of the Staff of Ed	0		
2324	Staff of Ed, almost	0		
2325	Staff of Ed	0		
2326	twirling stone rose	0		
2327	chilled ionized blurry can of paint	0		Effect: "Berry Thorny", Effect Duration: 25
2328	skewed drum machine	0		
2329	handful of confetti	0		
2330	chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses	0		
2331	purple bouquet of circular saw blades	0		
2332	flavorless Better Than Cuddling Cake	3	decent	
2333	ninja snowman	0		
2334	spinning Holy MacGuffin	0		
2335	rubber WWBBDD? bracelet	0		
2336	blurry Van der Graaf beefy pipe	0		Muscle: +10, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
2337	blue ghostly coward's reinforced beaded headband	0		Monster Level: -20, Familiar Effect: "0.5xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 42"
2338	tasty yellow bouncing pudding	3	awesome	Wiki Name: "black pudding (food)"
2339	practically non-alcoholic acceptable Blackfly Chardonnay	1	good	
2340	aged & tan	4	awesome	
2341	pepper	0		
2342	decent special jumbo forest cake	5	good	Effect: "Browbeaten", Effect Duration: 40
2343	delicious cyan forest ham	3	awesome	
2344	warmed filthworm hatchling scent gland	0		Effect: "Mystic Circle", Effect Duration: 67
2345	super-quantum super-dry huge filthworm drone scent gland	0		Effect: "Super-Charged", Effect Duration: 62
2346	boiled super-vacuum-sealed filthworm royal guard scent gland	0		Effect: "Spookyravin'", Effect Duration: 60
2347	pulsating blurry heart of the filthworm queen	0		
2348	water pipe bomb	0		
2349	blurry red tumbling gas balloon	0		
2350	skewed cyan beer bomb	0		
2351	superamplified boom box	0		
2352	Annie Oakley's deadly fire poi	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Critical Hit Percent: +20
2353	grievous bejeweled pledge pin	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Single Equip
2354	communications windchimes	0		
2355	unsweetened henna face paint	0		Effect: "Eyes of the Dragon", Effect Duration: 50
2356	polarized mirror tube of dread wax	0		Effect: "Reptilian Fortitude", Effect Duration: 14
2357	twirling Tesla Gaia beads of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
2358	pink clay bead	0		
2359	mirror shaking clay bead	0		
2360	clay bead	0		
2361	wholesome hippy medical kit of Gandalf	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Single Equip
2362	green therapeutic strapping Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags	0		Muscle: +5, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
2363	supercharged forbidden longhaired hippy wig	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol"
2364	skewed rosewater-soaked Zim Merman's guitar	0		Stench Resistance: +3
2365	jittery C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25
2366	shaking vibrating peel hat	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley"
2367	carbonated soy milk	0		
2368	personal trainer's Socratic flowing hippy skirt	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xFairy, cap 45"
2369	blurry filthy poultice	0		
2370	natural fennel soda	0		
2371	smoke bomb	0		
2372	fuchsia bunch of bananas	0		
2373	massive tasty banana	9	awesome	
2374	huge banana peel	0		
2375	huge adequate banana cream pie	6	good	
2376	distilled drinkable purple banana daiquiri	5	good	
2377	lousy narrow bungle in the jungle	3	decent	
2378	blue spinning banana spritzer	0		
2379	unsweetened colloidal bouncing banana smoothie	0		Effect: "Yuletide Sappiness", Effect Duration: 27
2380	dandy lion cub	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2007-03"
2381	mirror maroon pulsating jittery woolen cravat	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2007-03"
2382	class ring	0		
2383	class ring	0		
2384	tumbling class ring	0		
2385	bottle opener belt buckle	0		Single Equip, Damage Aura: 1
2386	sharpshooter's smooth keg shield	0		Moxie: +15, Critical Hit Percent: +10
2387	finger of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20
2388	beefy war tongs of James Dean	0		Muscle: +10, Experience (Moxie): +3
2389	Monstar energy beverage	0		
2390	upside-down asbestos apron of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10
2391	fortified beaten-up Chucks	0		Damage Absorption: +60
2392	jittery Jim Carey's natty ascot	0		Monster Level: +25
2393	reassuring asbestos-lined wreath of laurels	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Spooky Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "0.5xLep, 0.5xFairy"
2394	perfumed electrified Danglin' Chad's loincloth	0		Stench Resistance: +5, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 0.5xVolley"
2395	slick tube sock	0		Moxie: +10, Single Equip
2396	chloroform rag	0		
2397	depantsing bomb	0		
2398	energy drink IV of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Single Equip
2399	crafty Fonzie's Elmley shades	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Maximum MP: +10, Single Equip
2400	molotov cocktail cocktail	0		
2401	pulsating bouncing smooth beer bong of the sweet-tooth	0		Moxie: +15, Candy Drop: +100
2402	gauze garter	0		
2403	spinning upside-down barrel of gunpowder	0		
2404	jam band flyers	0		
2405	rock band flyers	0		
2406	Panda outfit	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Item Drop: +5
2407	pink bat eye	0		
2408	worthless piece of glass	0		
2409	billy idol	0		
2410	rag	0		
2411	squat broken petri dish	0		
2412	sammich crust	0		
2413	purple triffid bark	0		
2414	lint	0		
2415	discarded pacifier	0		
2416	banded bounty-hunting helmet	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Familiar Effect: "1.5xFairy, cap 25"
2417	bounty-hunting rifle of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3
2418	bounty-hunting pants of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 2xFairy, cap 25"
2419	nitrogenated huge bottle of rhinoceros hormones	0		Effect: "Dwarven Hardiness", Effect Duration: 52
2420	irradiated teeny-tiny magic scroll	0		Effect: "Heavily Breathing", Effect Duration: 11
2421	non-activated cyan bottle of pirate juice	0		Effect: "Elbow Sauce", Effect Duration: 28
2422	colloidal irradiated pet snacks	0		Effect: "Innately Wise", Effect Duration: 36
2423	enhanced dry Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	0		Effect: "Motion", Effect Duration: 42
2424	frozen mirror cyclops eyedrops	0		Effect: "Elemental Mastery", Effect Duration: 26
2425	double-frozen double-tarnished can of spinach	0		Effect: "Black Eyes", Effect Duration: 37
2426	warmed vacuum-sealed blurry purple fire flower	0		Effect: "Joyful Resolve", Effect Duration: 18
2427	vacuum-sealed freezerburned ice cube	0		Effect: "Izchak's Blessing", Effect Duration: 50
2428	Vulcanized fake blood	0		Effect: "Filled with Magic", Effect Duration: 33
2429	energized dry Eau de Guaneau	0		Effect: "Greedy Resolve", Effect Duration: 69
2430	quantum vacuum-sealed blurry bag of lard	0		Effect: "Transcendental Wind", Effect Duration: 47
2431	cold-filtered mirror bottle of Mystic Shell	0		Effect: "Super-Electrified", Effect Duration: 46
2432	chilled dry squat SPF 451 lip balm	0		Effect: "There Wolf", Effect Duration: 46
2433	Vulcanized shaking bottle of antifreeze	0		Effect: "Armored Innards", Effect Duration: 40
2434	energized dry eyedrops	0		Effect: "Like a Fish to Walter", Effect Duration: 37
2435	moist liquefied Dogsgotnonoz pills	0		Effect: "Tomato Power", Effect Duration: 17
2436	boiled donkey flipbook	0		Effect: "Yuletide Sappiness", Effect Duration: 26
2437	New Cloaca-Cola	0		
2438	scented massage oil	0		
2439	spinning poltergeist-in-the-jar-o	0		
2440	twirling unnatural gas	0		
2441	twirling Knob Goblin Encryption Key	0		
2442	Cobb's Knob map	0		
2443	coward's pink glowstick of incineration	0		Monster Level: -20, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2007-03", Raveosity: +1
2444	smooth watered-down Supernova Champagne	2	awesome	
2445	Deactivated O. A. F.	0		Last Available: "2007-04"
2446	wobbly hardware upgrade	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2007-04"
2447	bad penguin egg	0		Free Pull
2448	skewed tasteful bow tie	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2449	shaking six-pack of New Cloaca-Cola	0		
2450	fuchsia narrow empty Cloaca-Cola bottle	0		
2451	tumbling scandalous goatskin umbrella	0		Sleaze Damage: +5
2452	wool hat of the bloodbag of horror	0		Maximum HP: +100, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 43"
2453	Goodfella contract	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2454	cyan sizzling electrified belt	0		Hot Damage: +10, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip
2455	bar whip of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7
2456	arcane researcher's barskin buckler	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10
2457	manspreader's whip	0		Monster Level: +10
2458	barskin loincloth of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 4xVolley, cap 6"
2459	wobbly tighty whiteys of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 3xVolley, cap 10"
2460	yak toupee of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato, cap 25"
2462	odor extractor	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
2463	Manual of Transcendent Olfaction	0		Skill: "Transcendent Olfaction"
2464	small moldy jittery bowl of Bounty-Os	2	crappy	
2465	mediocre ghostly blinking Oreille Divisée brandy	3	decent	
2466	teal pompadour'd puppy	0		
2467	suede shoes	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2468	callused fingerbone	0		
2469	cyan bundle of receipts	0		
2470	red cork	0		
2471	stardust	0		
2472	bouncing wilted lettuce	0		
2473	olive empty greasepaint tube	0		
2474	clown skin	0		
2475	pulsating therapeutic clown wig of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Clowniness: 50, Familiar Effect: "chromatic atk, 1xPotato, cap 12"
2476	vibrating clownskin belt	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Clowniness: 50
2477	steel-toed clownskin buckler	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Clowniness: 50
2478	lard-coated clown whip	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Clowniness: 50
2479	twirling demon skin	0		
2480	Sherlock's demon-horned hat	0		Item Drop: +25, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xLep, cap 17"
2481	upside-down coward's demon buckler	0		Monster Level: -20
2482	wool flame-wreathed forbidden demon whip	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +1
2483	Annie Oakley's barskin cloak	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20
2484	Oprah's snakeskin duster of Leguizamo	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Monster Level: +20
2485	Tesla studded clownskin harness	0		Damage Absorption: +80, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Clowniness: 50
2486	chilly Lo Pan's demonskin jacket	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Cold Damage: +5
2487	gray Jim Carey's hipposkin poncho	0		Monster Level: +25
2488	blurry yak anorak of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5
2489	jittery cyan blinking tuxedo shirt of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15
2490	Newton's gnauga hide vest of horror	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Spooky Spell Damage: +25
2491	shirt kit	0		
2492	tropical orchid	0		
2493	stick of dynamite	0		
2494	deadly sage Necrotelicomnicon	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Weapon Damage: +5
2495	Cookbook of the Damned of dire peril of the sweet-tooth	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Candy Drop: +100
2496	boxer's Sinful Desires of the sweet-tooth	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Candy Drop: +100
2497	wobbly molybdenum magnet	0		
2498	molybdenum hammer	0		
2499	red upside-down molybdenum screwdriver	0		
2500	molybdenum pliers	0		
2501	ghostly molybdenum crescent wrench	0		
2502	Really Expensive Jewelry and You	0		Skill: "Really Expensive Jewelrycrafting"
2503	narrow extra-fancy ring setting	0		
2504	precious piercing post	0		
2505	necklace chain	0		
2506	beach glass bead	0		
2507	ghostly clay peace-sign bead	0		
2508	beach glass necklace of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20
2509	Tesla peace-sign necklace	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
2510	teal energetic healthy round sunglasses	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Single Equip
2511	Frat Army FGF	0		
2512	mirror cyan Hippy Army MPE	0		
2513	squat spark plug earring of the wise owl of the brute	0		Mysticality: +20, Muscle Percent: +30
2514	skewed skewed lion tamer's chaotic woven baling wire bracelets	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Experience (familiar): +2
2515	shaking energetic rock-hard gearbox necklace	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Maximum MP Percent: +20
2516	Da Vinci's slick wrench bracelet	0		Moxie: +10, Experience (Mysticality): +5
2517	avaricious chain necklace of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Meat Drop: +30
2518	pulsating greasy sawblade shield	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
2519	triple-distilled delicious McMillicancuddy's Special Lager	8	awesome	
2520	hand-crafted fancy spirit-forward melted Jell-o shot	5	EPIC	Effect: "Army of One", Effect Duration: 15
2521	perfectly mixed cruelty-free wine	3	EPIC	
2522	mediocre distilled ghostly thistle wine	5	decent	
2523	megatofu	0		
2524	displaced fish	0		
2525	decent fish	3	good	
2526	miniature tasty fish casserole	2	awesome	
2527	toothsome immense blue fish lasagna	6	awesome	
2528	filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif")	0		
2529	rotten half-sized gnatloaf	2	crappy	
2530	yummy gnatloaf casserole	4	awesome	
2531	fancy decent gnat lasagna	3	good	Effect: "Pill Power", Effect Duration: 15
2532	pork	0		
2533	spoiled spinning pork chop sandwiches	3	crappy	
2534	adequate pork casserole	3	good	
2535	stale wobbly pork lasagna	3	decent	
2536	canopic jar	0		
2537	spice	0		
2538	organs	0		
2539	veiny Ankh of Badahnkadh	0		Maximum HP: +10, Single Equip
2540	tomb ratchet	0		
2541	Mayflower bouquet	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Softcore Only, Drops Items, Last Available: "2007-05", Item Drop (sporadic): +2.5, Meat Drop (sporadic): +5
2542	double-modified flattened lesser grodulated violet	0		Effect: "Dreadful Sheen", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2007-05"
2543	boiled bouncing wobbly tin magnolia	0		Effect: "Fan-Cooled", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2007-05"
2544	adjusted flattened spinning begpwnia	0		Effect: "Salamander In Your Stomach", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2007-05"
2545	unsweetened upsy daisy	0		Effect: "Drenched With Filth", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2007-05"
2546	adjusted magnetized polymerized half-orchid	0		Effect: "Badger Underfoot", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2007-05"
2547	olive ruddy tin star of the blizzard	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2007-05"
2548	outrageous sombrero of the brute of dire peril	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Weapon Damage: +20, Familiar Effect: "1.5xLep, 1.5xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2007-05"
2549	foul-smelling Sinatra's "Humorous" T-shirt	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Stench Damage: +10, Last Available: "2007-05"
2550	shaking Peppercorns of Power	0		
2551	jittery teal vial of mojo	0		
2552	reeds	0		
2553	turtle chain	0		
2554	distilled seal blood	0		
2555	high-octane olive oil	0		
2556	spinning upside-down coward's arcane researcher's Shagadelic Disco Banjo of temperance	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Monster Level: -20, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Class: "Disco Bandit"
2557	hardened Socratic Squeezebox of the Ages	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Damage Reduction: 3, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 15
2558	red sizzling Chelonian Morningstar of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Hot Damage: +10, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
2559	green lightning-fast asbestos-lined Hammer of Smiting	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Initiative: +40, Class: "Seal Clubber"
2560	reassuring fortified 17-alarm Saucepan	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Spooky Resistance: +1, Class: "Sauceror"
2561	rock-hard supercool Greek Pasta Spoon of Peril of chilblains	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Damage Reduction: 5, Cold Damage: +25, Class: "Pastamancer"
2562	half-rotten brain	0		
2563	wobbly bonesaw	0		
2564	teal plus-sized phylactery	0		
2565	blurry jittery can of Ghuol-B-Gone™	0		
2566	Azazel's unicorn	0		
2567	Azazel's lollipop	0		
2568	pulsating Azazel's tutu	0		
2569	dry cold-filtered ant agonist	0		Effect: "Neuromancy", Effect Duration: 48
2570	shaking ant hoe	0		Familiar Effect: "sleaze damage, meat", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.4
2571	squat ant rake	0		Familiar Effect: "hot damage, meat", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.4
2572	upside-down ant pitchfork	0		Familiar Effect: "stench damage, meat", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.4
2573	maroon ant sickle	0		Familiar Effect: "spooky damage, meat", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.4
2574	lime green ant pick	0		Familiar Effect: "cold damage, meat", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.4
2575	bronzed locust	0		
2576	blue honey-dipped locust	0		
2577	jittery Temple Grandin's Herculean cactus quill	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Familiar Weight: +7
2578	zippy executive inspector's Staff of the Short Order Cook	0		Item Drop: +15, Meat Drop: +40, Initiative: +20
2579	rotten gray cactus fruit	3	crappy	
2580	narrow foul-smelling personal trainer's scorpion whip	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Stench Damage: +10
2581	handful of sand	0		
2582	brick of sand	0		
2583	half-sized adequate centipede eggs	2	good	
2584	wonderwall shield of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5
2585	fuchsia rosewater-soaked Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	0		Stench Resistance: +3
2586	rock-hard General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	0		Damage Reduction: 5
2587	grievous Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50
2588	purple executive Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket	0		Meat Drop: +40
2589	small decent hot date	2	good	
2590	perfectly mixed distilled fortified wine	3	EPIC	
2591	delicious ghostly tasty tart	3	awesome	
2592	gray Knob Goblin lunchbox	0		
2593	super-sized special adequate Knob pasty	5	good	Effect: "Celestial Vision", Effect Duration: 25
2594	artisanal mirror thermos full of Knob coffee	4	EPIC	
2595	concentrated quadruple-tarnished green Ben-Gal™ Balm	0		Effect: "Weepy, Creepy", Effect Duration: 30
2596	leathery cat skin	0		
2597	leathery bat skin	0		
2598	shaking leathery rat skin	0		
2599	Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate	0		
2600	carbonated water lily	0		
2601	bouncing reassuring wicked beefcake's Staff of the Midnight Snack	0		Muscle: +25, Spell Damage: +5, Spooky Resistance: +1
2602	smelly forbidden Staff of Blood and Pudding of the empath	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Familiar Weight: +5, Stench Spell Damage: +10
2603	maroon smoldering box	0		
2604	ruddy Tuesday's ruby	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Variable
2605	palm frond	0		
2606	palm-frond fan	0		
2607	toasty palm-frond whip	0		Hot Damage: +5
2608	green palm-frond net	0		
2609	tumbling palm-frond capris of the cougar of terror	0		Moxie: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1.5xGhuol, cap 35"
2610	mirror frightening extra-large palm-frond toupee	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 37"
2611	sinister palm-frond cloak	0		Spell Damage: +10
2612	blue vinyl coin purse	0		
2613	red rocky raccoon	0		
2614	mojo filter	0		
2615	spoiled savoy truffle	3	crappy	
2616	Magi-Wipes	0		
2617	blurry boom	0		
2618	twirling nasty Iiti Kitty phone charm	0		Stench Damage: +5, Single Equip
2619	jar of swamp gas	0		Last Available: "2007-05"
2620	adequate unidentified jerky	3	good	
2621	toasty fortified nasty rat mask	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Hot Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xBarrr, cap 45"
2622	miser's Sherlock's ratskin belt	0		Item Drop: +25, Meat Drop: +10, Single Equip
2623	frosty rattail whip of the overflowing toilet	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +50
2624	squat Usain Bolt's greasy bat hat	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Initiative: +80, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xVolley, cap 45"
2625	narrow friendly sage bat whip	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Familiar Weight: +3
2626	bat-ass jacket of bravery of the glutton	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Food Drop: +100
2627	scorching weightlifter's catskin cap	0		Muscle: +15, Hot Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr, cap 45"
2628	brainy catskin buckler of the sewer	0		Mysticality: +5, Stench Damage: +25
2629	ghostly wobbly Usain Bolt's Socratic tail o' nine cats	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Initiative: +80
2630	Hugo's Weaving Manual	0		
2631	ionized improved pulsating gremlin juice	0		Effect: "Flexibili Tea", Effect Duration: 65
2632	moist pressed maroon mother's helper	0		Effect: "Mushroom Might", Effect Duration: 48
2633	frightening pat-a-cake pendant of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Spooky Damage: +5
2634	mummy wrapping	0		
2635	really thick bandage	0		
2636	jittery Temple Grandin's mummy mask	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 42"
2637	spinning horrifying gauze shorts of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Spooky Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xGhuol, cap 42"
2638	bouncing gauze hammock	0		Bonus Resting HP: +60
2639	bouncing cherry soda	0		
2640	pulsating nippy greaves of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Cold Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 40"
2641	upside-down nasty Temple Grandin's cowboy hat	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Stench Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xLep, cap 41"
2642	wicked Maxwell's Silver Hammer of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Spell Damage: +5
2643	clever happiness	0		Maximum MP: +20
2644	feather	0		
2645	feather	0		
2646	frightful feather	0		
2647	upside-down fetid feather	0		
2648	flirtatious feather	0		
2649	forbidden Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Single Equip
2650	huge bottled pixie	0		Free Pull
2651	blue pixie spog	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2007-06"
2652	flavorless S.T.L.T.	4	decent	Last Available: "2007-06"
2653	rotten honey-dew	4	crappy	Last Available: "2007-06"
2654	spirit-forward hand-crafted bouncing Xanadian	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2007-06"
2655	improved narrow lime green bottle of absinthe	0		Effect: "Angry Bone", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2007-06"
2656	huge Drowsy Sword of the storm of the overflowing toilet	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Stench Spell Damage: +50
2657	bite-sized bland maroon escargotsicle	1	decent	Last Available: "2007-06"
2658	watered-down perfectly mixed bouncing bottle of realpagne	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2007-06"
2659	gray nasty albatross necklace	0		Stench Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2007-06"
2660	dried not-a-pipe	1	awesome	Last Available: "2007-06"
2661	perfectly mixed flask of Amontillado	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2007-06"
2662	cyan family-friendly ball mask	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 22", Last Available: "2007-06"
2663	curative Can-Can skirt	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "1.5xFairy, 2xPotato, cap 22", Last Available: "2007-06"
2664	pickled Vulcanized sensitive poetry journal	0		Effect: "Stuck That Way", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2007-06"
2665	flattened blinking bottled inspiration	0		Effect: "Pie in the Sky", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2007-06"
2666	activated adjusted non-alkaline blinking shaking bellhop bell	0		Effect: "Old Time Hydration", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2007-06"
2667	electrified boiled spiky collar	0		Effect: "Salsa Satanica", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2007-06"
2668	distilled blurry can-can-in-a-can	1		Last Available: "2007-06"
2669	vaporized patent antipsychotics	1		Last Available: "2007-06"
2670	boiled wobbly Mariner's Friend cough drops	1		Last Available: "2007-06"
2671	acceptable shot of nepenthe schnapps	4	good	Last Available: "2025-03"
2672	twirling library card	0		Last Available: "2007-06"
2673	mirror Bohemian rhapsody	0		Last Available: "2007-06"
2674	pressed shaking bottle of cat tonic	0		Effect: "Poker Faced", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2007-06"
2675	altered mirror handful of moss	1		Effect: "Saucefingers", Effect Duration: 15
2676	powdered pulsating blurry bit-o-cactus	1		Effect: "Human-Humanoid Hybrid", Effect Duration: 50
2677	dried blinking lime green protein powder	1		
2678	spectre scepter	0		
2679	pressed blue sparkler	0		Effect: "Innately Wise", Effect Duration: 49
2680	polymerized Vulcanized snake	0		Effect: "Cybernetic Muscles", Effect Duration: 36, Wiki Name: "snake"
2681	polarized M-242	0		Effect: "Chock Full o' Nanites", Effect Duration: 13
2682	detuned radio	0		
2683	Warehouse 23 crate	0		
2684	deadly personal trainer's armgun	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Weapon Damage: +5
2685	seashell necklace	0		
2686	commemorative war stein	0		
2687	shaking stone frisbee	0		
2688	gray Sherlock's MacGyver's wholesome dreadlock whip	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Maximum MP: +100, Item Drop: +25
2689	beer-a-pult of Calamity Jane of Gandalf	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Spell Critical Percent: +20
2690	cast-iron legacy paddle of extreme caution of the empath	0		Monster Level: -25, Familiar Weight: +5
2691	gigantic stale lime green handful of nuts and berries	8	decent	
2692	blurry mansplainer's driftwood sculpture of the glutton	0		Monster Level: +15, Food Drop: +100
2693	occult massive sitar of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Spell Damage Percent: +25
2694	Da Vinci's stone baseball cap of the bloodbag of bravery	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Maximum HP: +100, Spooky Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, cap 48"
2695	special mediocre olive cup of beer	4	decent	Effect: "Moose Wisdom", Effect Duration: 10
2696	mirror ovoid thing	0		
2697	duct tape	0		
2698	skewed duct tape wallet	0		
2699	upside-down huge educational duct tape shirt of the sewer	0		Experience: +1, Stench Damage: +25
2700	quilted sinister duct tape fedora	0		Spell Damage: +10, Damage Absorption: +40, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xLep, cap 48"
2701	zippy baleful duct tape sword	0		Spell Damage: +25, Initiative: +20
2702	blue supercharged dangerous duct tape dockers	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol, cap 48"
2703	censurious duct tape buckler	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3
2704	wobbly shrinking powder	0		
2705	knitted friendly Lo Pan's blackberry slippers	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Familiar Weight: +3, Cold Resistance: +3, Single Equip
2706	censurious friendly blackberry moccasins of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Familiar Weight: +3, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Single Equip
2707	Da Vinci's blackberry combat boots of the storm of the sewer	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Stench Damage: +25, Single Equip
2708	quadruple-galvanized upside-down funky dried mushroom	0		Effect: "Permafrosty", Effect Duration: 13
2709	exotic parrot egg	0		
2710	blue cracker	0		Familiar Weight: +15
2711	pickled facepaint	0		Effect: "Disdain of She-Who-Was", Effect Duration: 61
2712	cold-filtered tarnished ghostly sheepskin diploma	0		Effect: "Dirge of Dreadfulness", Effect Duration: 55
2713	energized Black Body™ spray	0		Effect: "Phoenix, Right?", Effect Duration: 48
2714	floorboard cruft	0		
2715	sausage bomb	0		
2716	twirling banded grievous battered hubcap of the businessman	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Damage Absorption: +100, Meat Drop: +50
2717	ruddy Da Vinci's hood ornament of the empath	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Familiar Weight: +5
2718	spare kidney	0		
2719	asbestos-lined wool hand-carved bokken of Flo-Jo	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Hot Resistance: +5, Initiative: +100
2720	nasty padded hand-carved bow of doom	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Stench Damage: +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +50
2721	asbestos-lined energetic dangerous hand-carved staff	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Hot Resistance: +5
2722	wobbly censurious reassuring foul-smelling Socratic Staff of the Greasefire	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Stench Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +1, Sleaze Resistance: +3
2723	foul-smelling stiffened Staff of the Grand Flambé of Gandalf	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Stench Damage: +10
2724	low-calorie toothsome bowl of rye sprouts	1	awesome	
2725	tasty small blinking cob of corn	2	awesome	
2726	toothsome juniper berries	3	awesome	
2727	delicious plum	3	awesome	
2728	decent bouncing pear	4	good	
2729	rotten red narrow peach	4	crappy	
2730	smooth plum wine	4	awesome	
2731	bad boozy shot of pear schnapps	5	decent	
2732	distilled lousy shot of peach schnapps	5	decent	
2733	miniature rotten bunch of square grapes	2	crappy	
2734	snack-sized stale brown sugar cane	2	decent	
2735	decent sandwich of the gods	4	good	
2736	delicious watered-down blue Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster	2	awesome	
2737	pickled leopard-print barbell	1	EPIC	Effect: "Sleazy Hands", Effect Duration: 10
2738	pile of smoking rags	0		
2739	galvanized colloidal upside-down panty raider camouflage	0		Effect: "The Wisdom... of the Future", Effect Duration: 30
2740	gravedigger's Da Vinci's brawny Staff of the Walk-In Freezer	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Experience (Mysticality): +5, Spooky Damage: +10
2741	mediocre triple-distilled boilermaker	6	decent	
2742	bland small yellow steel lasagna	2	quest	
2743	bad steel margarita	3	quest	
2744	dried skewed ghostly steel-scented air freshener	1		Effect: "Updated", Effect Duration: 35
2745	deionized super-improved gremlin mutagen	0		Effect: "In Vino Vires", Effect Duration: 43
2746	galvanized wet extra-potent gremlin mutagen	0		Effect: "The Halls of Moxiousness", Effect Duration: 60
2747	narrow chunk of depleted Grimacite	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2748	narrow supercool furniture dolly	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Single Equip
2749	grievous Sinatra's savvy Staff of the Grease Trap	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Experience (Moxie): +5, Weapon Damage Percent: +50
2750	groovy wizardly Uranium Omega of Temperance	0		Mysticality: +25, Moxie Percent: +10, Single Equip
2751	chilly Lead Zeta of Chastity of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Cold Damage: +5, Single Equip
2752	zippy sizzling Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	0		Hot Damage: +10, Initiative: +20, Single Equip
2753	twirling ghostly bouncing dog trainer's thinker's Zinc Delta of Tranquility	0		Mysticality: +10, Experience (familiar): +1, Single Equip
2754	Jack Frost's razor-sharp Nickel Gamma of Frugality	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
2755	wobbly Iron Beta of Industry of the wise owl of terror	0		Mysticality: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
2756	personal trainer's Copper Alpha of Sincerity of Flo-Jo	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Initiative: +100, Single Equip
2757	blue upside-down hardened strapping Red Balloon of Valor	0		Muscle: +5, Damage Reduction: 3, Single Equip
2758	executive friendly Purple Horseshoe of Honor	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Meat Drop: +40, Single Equip
2759	curative Blue Diamond of Honesty of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip
2760	grievous Da Vinci's Green Clover of Justice	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Single Equip
2761	toasty dance instructor's Yellow Moon of Compassion	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Hot Damage: +5, Single Equip
2762	Van der Graaf Newton's Orange Star of Sacrifice	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip
2763	nasty thinker's Pink Heart of Spirit	0		Mysticality: +10, Stench Damage: +5, Single Equip
2764	squat coward's hardy experienced Order of the Silver Wossname	0		Experience: +2, Maximum HP: +50, Monster Level: -20, Single Equip
2765	wobbly Harold's bell	0		
2766	mirror bowling ball	0		
2767	bland Crimbo pie	3	decent	
2768	flavorless half-sized pear tart	2	decent	
2769	decent huge peach pie	7	good	
2770	alkaline alkaline maroon chunk of rock salt	0		Effect: "Mitre Cut", Effect Duration: 35
2771	extra-tarnished tumbling upside-down handful of pine needles	0		Effect: "Wintry Breath", Effect Duration: 68
2772	squat steamy ruby	0		
2773	glacial sapphire	0		
2774	unearthly onyx	0		
2775	effluvious emerald	0		
2776	narrow tawdry amethyst	0		
2777	olive ruddy filigreed hamethyst earring of horror	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Spooky Spell Damage: +25
2778	razor-sharp educational filigreed hamethyst necklace of the empath	0		Experience: +1, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Familiar Weight: +5, Single Equip
2779	ghostly lightning-fast Oprah's Sinatra's filigreed hamethyst ring	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Initiative: +40, Single Equip
2780	frosty educational cool baconstone earring	0		Moxie: +5, Experience: +1, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
2781	wobbly grievous savvy baconstone necklace	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Single Equip
2782	blurry up-at-dawn zippy baconstone ring of the early riser	0		Initiative: +20, Adventures: 12, Single Equip
2783	miser's greasy pulled porquoise earring	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +10
2784	foul-smelling pulled porquoise pendant of doom	0		Stench Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
2785	ruddy rosy-cheeked shellacked pulled porquoise ring	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Maximum HP Percent: 70, Single Equip
2786	forbidden wicked Earring of Fire	0		Spell Damage: +5, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Single Equip
2787	up-at-dawn auspicious Pendant of Fire	0		Item Drop: +10, Adventures: +5, Single Equip
2788	spinning knitted frosty Ring of Fire	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +3, Single Equip
2789	twirling Van der Graaf brawny Ice-Cold Beerring	0		Muscle Percent: +20, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip
2790	Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace of extreme caution of doom	0		Monster Level: -25, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
2791	sharpshooter's sinister Ice-Cold Beer Ring	0		Spell Damage: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Single Equip
2792	razor-sharp Unspeakable Earring of the blizzard	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
2793	sharpshooter's Choker of the Ultragoth of the cheetah	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Initiative: +60, Single Equip
2794	spinning supercharged strapping The Ring	0		Muscle: +5, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Single Equip
2795	greasy manspreader's Nose Ring of Putrescence	0		Monster Level: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
2796	knitted scorching Putrid Pendant	0		Hot Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +3, Single Equip
2797	padded beefcake's Ring of the Sewer Snake	0		Muscle: +25, Damage Absorption: +20, Single Equip
2798	prompt brainy Mudflap-Girl Earring	0		Mysticality: +5, Adventures: +3, Single Equip
2799	mirror cool Mudflap-Girl Necklace of incineration	0		Moxie: +5, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
2800	bouncing auspicious mansplainer's Mudflap-Girl Ring	0		Monster Level: +15, Item Drop: +10, Single Equip
2801	vial of Gnomochloric acid	0		
2802	flask of Gnomochloric acid	0		
2803	jug of Gnomochloric acid	0		
2804	ionized vial of hamethyst juice	0		Effect: "Sweet and Green", Effect Duration: 11
2805	enhanced dry triple-galvanized wobbly squat vial of baconstone juice	0		Effect: "Can Has Cyborger", Effect Duration: 44
2806	colloidal triple-magnetized ionized ghostly vial of porquoise juice	0		Effect: "Fury of the Bells", Effect Duration: 27
2807	enhanced galvanized narrow flask of hamethyst juice	0		Effect: "Cool Spirit", Effect Duration: 68
2808	adjusted tarnished olive flask of baconstone juice	0		Effect: "Well-Swabbed Ear", Effect Duration: 27
2809	non-energized altered extra-improved purple flask of porquoise juice	0		Effect: "Saucefingers", Effect Duration: 48
2810	enhanced tumbling jug of hamethyst juice	0		Effect: "Aspect of the GravyPlum Fairy", Effect Duration: 55
2811	nitrogenated jug of baconstone juice	0		Effect: "Super-Mega-Ultra-Hyper-Charged", Effect Duration: 50
2812	pressed tumbling jug of porquoise juice	0		Effect: "Unrunnable Face", Effect Duration: 28
2813	nasty sharpshooter's Beret	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Stench Damage: +5, Four Songs, Brimstone, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep"
2814	squat tumbling avaricious censurious sharpshooter's Bludgeon	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Meat Drop: +30, Brimstone
2815	shaking fireproof Bunker of Leguizamo of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -5, Hot Resistance: +3, Brimstone
2816	quilted stylish Boxers of Calamity Jane	0		Moxie: +25, Damage Absorption: +40, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Brimstone, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep"
2817	family-friendly hardy wicked Brooch	0		Spell Damage: +5, Maximum HP: +50, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Brimstone
2818	tumbling wool educational Bracelet of terror	0		Experience: +1, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Brimstone
2819	pulsating upside-down educational Grimacite gasmask of incineration	0		Experience: +1, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, 1.5xFairy, cap 37", Last Available: "2008-11"
2820	educational Grimacite gat of Calamity Jane	0		Experience: +1, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Last Available: "2008-11"
2821	skewed lard-coated hardened Grimacite gaiters	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, 2xGhoul, cap 37", Last Available: "2008-11"
2822	pulsating Grimacite gauntlets of the storm of the blizzard	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2008-11"
2823	wobbly Tesla supercharged Grimacite go-go boots	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2008-11"
2824	frightening coward's Grimacite girdle	0		Monster Level: -20, Spooky Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2008-11"
2825	cyan rock-hard Grimacite gown	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Last Available: "2008-11"
2826	gray ghostly friendly Tesla personal trainer's Staff of the Kitchen Floor	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Familiar Weight: +3, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
2827	anniversary gift box	0		
2828	tumbling mirror loaded dice	0		
2829	narrow really dense meat stack	0		
2830	digital key lime	0		
2831	star key lime	0		
2832	immense flavorless wobbly digital key lime pie	6	decent	
2833	gigantic bland star key lime pie	6	decent	
2834	smooth bottle-rocket crossbow of the brazier of mayonnaise	0		Moxie: +15, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire red bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire blue bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire orange bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire purple bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire black bottle-rocket", Last Available: "2007-07"
2835	squat Da Vinci's indie comic hipster glasses	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2"
2836	tumbling wizard action figure	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
2837	mint-condition magic wand	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2838	horrifying clever glowstick	0		Maximum MP: +20, Spooky Damage: +25, Last Available: "2007-08", Raveosity: +1
2839	twirling brainy Periodical Paintbrush	0		Mysticality: +5, Softcore Only
2840	enchanted acceptable bottle of cooking sherry	3	good	Effect: "No Vertigo", Effect Duration: 50
2841	rotten packet of ketchup	3	crappy	
2842	mediocre accidental cider	3	decent	
2843	toothsome low-calorie dire fudgesicle	1	awesome	
2844	family-friendly nasty lion tamer's healthy navel ring of navel gazing	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Experience (familiar): +2, Stench Damage: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2007-09", Item Drop (sporadic): 4.25, Meat Drop (sporadic): 4.25
2845	class five ecto-larva	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
2846	plastic bib	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2847	pulsating fireproof Dallas Dynasty Falcon Crest shield	0		Hot Resistance: +3
2848	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	0		
2849	pulsating shrunken navigator head	0		
2850	acceptable moonberry wine cooler	3	good	
2851	moldy fine aged cheddarwurst	4	crappy	
2852	branch from the Great Tree	0		
2853	cyan blinking Phil Bunion's axe	0		
2854	bouquet of swamp roses	0		
2855	Sherlock's shellacked huge mosquito proboscis	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Item Drop: +25
2856	non-polarized magnetized swamp lolly	0		Effect: "Standard Issue Bravery", Effect Duration: 32
2857	modified chilled blue seegar butt	0		Effect: "Pronounced Potency", Effect Duration: 18
2858	pulsating bottled swamp gas	0		
2859	fuchsia nasty educational witch wart	0		Experience: +1, Stench Damage: +5
2860	adequate green swamp muck	4	good	
2861	blurry Tesla leechknife of wisdom of doom	0		Mysticality: +15, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
2862	twirling decomposed boot	0		
2863	oxidized super-magnetized dribbly candle	0		Effect: "There Wolf", Effect Duration: 67
2864	squat stolen meatpouch	0		
2865	fuchsia wicked beaver spear of horror	0		Spell Damage: +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +25
2866	red lion tamer's healthy shamanic beads	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Experience (familiar): +2
2867	slick dilapidated wizard hat of doom	0		Moxie: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "cap 31"
2868	wet shaking blurry pirate pamphlet	0		Effect: "Fireproof Lips", Effect Duration: 29
2869	improved irradiated pulsating pirate brochure	0		Effect: "Blessing of the Stinking Alphredo™", Effect Duration: 65
2870	energized ghostly twirling upside-down pirate tract	0		Effect: "Bread Burps", Effect Duration: 49
2871	jittery burnt flower	0		
2872	wobbly yellow frosty plastic Naughty Sorceress of the boozehound	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Booze Drop: +100
2873	crafty padded plastic Ed the Undying	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Maximum MP: +10
2874	blurry plastic Lord Spookyraven of the brute of the sewer	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Stench Damage: +25
2875	spinning plastic Dr. Awkward of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40
2876	plastic protector spectre of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50
2877	narrow knitted plastic Baron von Ratsworth	0		Cold Resistance: +3
2878	miser's plastic Boss Bat	0		Meat Drop: +10
2879	knitted plastic Knob Goblin King	0		Cold Resistance: +3
2880	wholesome plastic Bonerdagon	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10
2881	dog trainer's plastic The Man	0		Experience (familiar): +1
2882	red Newton's plastic The Big Wisniewski	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3
2883	squat lime green manspreader's plastic Felonia	0		Monster Level: +10
2884	plastic Beelzebozo of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25
2885	mirror squat dance instructor's plastic conservationist hippy	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10
2886	dog trainer's plastic 7-foot dwarf	0		Experience (familiar): +1
2887	stanky plastic angry bugbear	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25
2888	huge personal trainer's plastic anime smiley	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10
2889	Jeselnik's plastic apathetic lizardman	0		Sleaze Damage: +25
2890	mirror plastic astronomer of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100
2891	blurry plastic beanbat of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20
2892	foul-smelling plastic blooper	0		Stench Damage: +10
2893	Sherlock's plastic brainsweeper	0		Item Drop: +25
2894	double-paned plastic briefcase bat	0		Cold Resistance: +5
2895	pulsating bouncing sage plastic demoninja	0		Mysticality Percent: +10
2896	ghostly gravedigger's plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker	0		Spooky Damage: +10
2897	squat maroon plastic drunk goat of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7
2898	stylish plastic fiendish can of asparagus	0		Moxie: +25
2899	greedy plastic Gnollish crossdresser	0		Meat Drop: +20
2900	tumbling plastic handsome mariachi of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20
2901	red chaotic plastic Knob Goblin bean counter	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10
2902	executive plastic Knob Goblin harem girl	0		Meat Drop: +40
2903	plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3
2904	banded plastic Knott Yeti	0		Damage Absorption: +100
2905	Sinatra's plastic lemon-in-the-box	0		Experience (Moxie): +5
2906	blurry bouncing fortified plastic lobsterfrogman	0		Damage Absorption: +60
2907	nippy plastic ninja snowman	0		Cold Damage: +10
2908	brainy plastic Orcish Frat Boy	0		Mysticality: +5
2909	fortified plastic G Imp	0		Damage Absorption: +60
2910	horrifying plastic goth	0		Spooky Damage: +25
2911	skewed executive plastic cubist bull	0		Meat Drop: +40
2912	supercool plastic scary clown	0		Moxie Percent: +20
2913	forbidden plastic smarmy pirate	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50
2914	red bouncing hardened plastic spiny skelelton	0		Damage Reduction: 3
2915	rosewater-soaked plastic Spam Witch	0		Stench Resistance: +3
2916	baleful plastic vampire	0		Spell Damage: +25
2917	plastic taco cat of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15
2918	mirror blinking frightening plastic undead elbow macaroni	0		Spooky Damage: +5
2919	wobbly thinker's plastic warwelf	0		Mysticality: +10
2920	sharpshooter's plastic whitesnake	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10
2921	gray blinking plastic XXX pr0n of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25
2922	thinker's plastic zmobie	0		Mysticality: +10
2923	mirror medical-grade plastic Protagonist	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
2924	auspicious plastic Spunky Princess	0		Item Drop: +10
2925	dance instructor's plastic topiary golem	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10
2926	zippy plastic senile lihc	0		Initiative: +20
2927	ghostly plastic Iiti Kitty of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30
2928	Herculean plastic Gnomester Blomester	0		Experience (Muscle): +1
2929	squat zippy plastic Trouser Snake	0		Initiative: +20
2930	plastic Axe Wound of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20
2931	cyan greedy plastic Hellion	0		Meat Drop: +20
2932	veiny plastic Black Knight	0		Maximum HP: +10
2933	skewed Tesla plastic pair of tweezers	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
2934	blurry rosy-cheeked plastic fruit golem	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30
2935	MacGyver's plastic fluffy bunny	0		Maximum MP: +100
2936	castagnets	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2937	siesta-ing Casagnova gnome	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2008-10"
2938	Jacob's ladder	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2939	unemployed hunchbacked minion	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2008-10"
2940	moldy diet blinking Surprise Egg	1	crappy	
2941	improved Steal This Candy	0		Effect: "Notably Lovely", Effect Duration: 31
2942	pressed flattened shaking jittery chocolate filthy lucre	0		Effect: "Nut-Rition", Effect Duration: 55
2943	denatured Angry Farmer's Wife Candy	0		Effect: "Sausage Festive", Effect Duration: 30
2945	lard-coated curative party hat	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "4xLep, cap 7"
2946	chaotic V for Vivala mask of Flo-Jo	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Initiative: +100, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Combat Item Damage Percent: 50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Creepy Grin", Last Available: "2007-11"
2947	bouncing The Big Book of Pirate Insults	0		
2948	artisanal special wobbly shot of rotgut	3	EPIC	Effect: "Jerky, Boy", Effect Duration: 30
2949	double-electrified enhanced jar of "Creole Lady" marrrmalade	0		Effect: "Alpine Mintiness", Effect Duration: 33
2950	Cap'm Caronch's Map	0		
2951	Orcish Frat House blueprints	0		
2952	wobbly fuchsia forbidden dance instructor's glowstick	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2007-11", Raveosity: +1
2953	charrrm bracelet	0		
2954	up-at-dawn tip jar	0		Adventures: +5
2955	yummy yam candy	3	awesome	
2956	wobbly cocktail napkin	0		
2957	spinning rum barrel charrrm	0		
2958	tasty thick tube of cranberry Go-Goo	5	awesome	
2959	lime green sinister rum barrel charrrm bracelet	0		Spell Damage: +10
2960	massive moldy single-serving herbal stuffing	9	crappy	
2961	decent super-sized packet of tofurkey gravy	5	good	
2962	stale super-sized narrow tofurkey nugget	5	decent	
2963	rigging shampoo	0		
2964	ball polish	0		
2965	mizzenmast mop	0		
2966	mirror Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste	0		
2967	non-denatured warmed concentrated Swabbie™ swab	0		Effect: "Meatwise", Effect Duration: 22
2968	altered Oil of Parrrlay	0		Effect: "Gonna Get You, Sucker", Effect Duration: 23
2969	snack-sized delicious mirror bouncing creamsicle	2	awesome	
2970	drinkable weak upside-down cream stout	2	good	
2971	banded curmudgel of incineration	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Hot Spell Damage: +50
2972	grumpy man charrrm	0		
2973	jittery skewed olive scorching grumpy man charrrm bracelet	0		Hot Damage: +25, Single Equip
2974	huge tarrrnish charrrm	0		
2975	tarrrnished charrrm bracelet of doom of the detective	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Item Drop: +20, Single Equip
2976	practically non-alcoholic enchanted perfectly mixed bilge wine	1	EPIC	Effect: "Tingly Biceps", Effect Duration: 20
2977	lightning-fast witty rapier	0		Initiative: +40
2978	frightening smooth yohohoyo	0		Moxie: +15, Spooky Damage: +5
2979	flattened aerosolized fish-liver oil	0		Effect: "Deadly Lampblade", Effect Duration: 21
2980	skewed shaking booty chest charrrm	0		
2981	weightlifter's booty chest charrrm bracelet	0		Muscle: +15, Single Equip
2982	cannonball charrrm	0		
2983	twirling cannonball charrrm bracelet	0		Single Equip, Sporadic Thorns: 0.25
2984	squat copper ha'penny charrrm	0		
2985	strapping copper ha'penny charrrm bracelet	0		Muscle: +5
2986	wobbly tongue charrrm	0		
2987	pulsating ghostly Sherlock's tongue charrrm bracelet of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Item Drop: +25, Single Equip
2988	bit of clingfilm	0		
2989	Jeselnik's clingfilm trousers	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xPotato, cap 37"
2990	curative rosy-cheeked clingfilm cap	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, cap 37"
2991	teal thinker's clingfilm slippers	0		Mysticality: +10, Single Equip
2992	clingfilm tangle	0		
2993	flavorless small wobbly vinegar-soaked lemon slice	2	decent	
2994	adjusted pickled super-pressed true grit	0		Effect: "Smoking like a Bandit", Effect Duration: 12
2995	toasty hale buoybottoms of terror	0		Maximum HP: +20, Hot Damage: +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xLep, cap 37"
2996	greasy grungy flannel shirt	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
2997	blurry blurry coward's therapeutic grungy bandana	0		Monster Level: -20, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 0.5xPotato, cap 37"
2998	grassy cutlass of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5
2999	Cap'm Caronch's nasty booty	0		
3000	Cap'm Caronch's dentures	0		
3001	Usain Bolt's pegleg	0		Initiative: +80, Single Equip
3002	frosty lamé pants	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, 1xLep, cap 25"
3003	rock-hard enormous hoop earring	0		Damage Reduction: 5
3004	brawny costume sword of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Muscle Percent: +20
3005	rainbow pearl	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3006	blurry up-at-dawn knitted rainbow pearl earring	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Adventures: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2007-12"
3007	Socratic stylish rainbow pearl necklace	0		Moxie: +25, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2007-12"
3008	Samson's thinker's rainbow pearl ring	0		Mysticality: +10, Experience (Muscle): +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2007-12"
3009	steel-toed Idol of Ak'gyxoth of bravery	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Spooky Resistance: +5
3010	strapping Emblem of Ak'gyxoth of incineration	0		Muscle: +5, Hot Spell Damage: +50
3011	blurry sinister altar fragment	0		
3012	shimmering rainbow sand	0		
3013	simple key	0		
3014	ghostly ornate key	0		
3015	maroon gilded key	0		
3016	bouncing foot locker	0		
3017	ornate chest	0		
3018	gilded chest	0		
3019	all-purpose cleaner	0		
3020	huge handful of sawdust	0		
3021	jittery stone triangle	0		
3022	upside-down medium stone triangle	0		
3023	ghostly small stone triangle	0		
3024	stone pyramid	0		
3025	tolerable tumbling teal corpse on the beach	3	good	
3026	acceptable corpsetini	3	good	
3027	acceptable corpsedriver	4	good	
3028	bad huge Corpse Island iced tea	3	decent	
3029	tolerable fortified red-headed corpse	5	good	
3030	watered-down lousy twirling cyan kamicorpse-ee	2	decent	
3031	perfectly mixed corpsel	3	EPIC	
3032	practically non-alcoholic smooth corpsebite	1	awesome	
3033	skewed frosty pirate fledges	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Look like a Pirate
3034	piece of thirteen	0		
3035	huge bland mirror pearl onion	9	decent	
3036	bland sea biscuit	3	decent	
3037	tolerable bottle of rum	3	good	
3038	artisanal spinning bottle of black-label rum	3	EPIC	
3039	pulsating cannonball	0		
3040	wobbly voodoo skull	0		
3041	red joke scroll	0		
3042	narrow narrow gray wobbly Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E.	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
3043	skewed metallic foil bow	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
3044	metallic foil radar dish	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Equips On: "Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E.", Last Available: "2011-12"
3045	super-sized decent mirror wobbly nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear	5	good	Last Available: "2007-12"
3046	half-sized flavorless nanite-infested candy cane	2	decent	Last Available: "2020-09"
3047	yummy fancy nanite-infested fruitcake	3	awesome	Effect: "Moon'd", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2007-12"
3048	mediocre fortified skewed nanite-infested eggnog	5	decent	Last Available: "2007-12"
3049	El Vibrato power sphere	0		
3050	blurry hale eyepatch	0		Maximum HP: +20, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xBarrr"
3051	Jeselnik's cutlass	0		Sleaze Damage: +25
3052	blue Samson's breeches	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xPotato"
3053	mood ring	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
3054	super-dry alkaline blinking jittery candy heart	0		Effect: "Patent Avarice", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2007-02"
3055	dry wobbly cymbal syrup	0		Free Pull, Effect: "Power Ballad of the Arrowsmith", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2007-02"
3056	jittery red upside-down rosy-cheeked metallic foil cat ears	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Alters Page Text, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 7", Last Available: "2007-02"
3057	nanofiber cloth	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3058	spinning iGoogly	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3059	shaking theoretical string	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3060	synthetic stuffing	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3061	toy hoverpad	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3062	shaking LED block	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3063	shaking gyroscope	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
3064	cyborg doll of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2007-12"
3065	buckyball	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
3066	friendly toy maglev monorail	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2007-12"
3067	cyan dollhive	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3068	toy deathbot	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3069	laser cannon	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3070	upside-down plexifoam chin strap	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3071	bouncing silicon-infused gluteal shield	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3072	carbonite visor	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3073	set of Unobtainium straps	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3074	squat polymorphic fastening apparatus	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3075	General Assembly Module	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3076	laser targeting chip	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3077	fuchsia hi-density nylocite leg armor	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3078	kevlateflocite helmet	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3079	green Bulky Buddy Box	0		Last Available: "2007-12", Wiki Name: "Bulky Buddy Box (hatchling)"
3080	shaking teddy borg	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3081	rosy-cheeked marionette collective	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2007-12"
3082	tumbling monomolecular yo-yo	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
3083	skewed gray blob	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3084	up-at-dawn borg sock monkey	0		Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2007-12"
3085	Jack Frost's arcane researcher's roboduck-on-a-string	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2007-12"
3086	blurry spinning cyan mylar scout drone	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3087	teddy borg sewing kit	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3088	careful biomechanical crimborg helmet of the empath	0		Monster Level: -10, Familiar Weight: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 37", Last Available: "2007-12"
3089	auspicious savvy C.B.F.G.	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2007-12"
3090	brawny biomechanical crimborg leg armor of chilblains	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Cold Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1.5xGhuol, cap 37", Last Available: "2007-12"
3091	pickled quadruple-nitrogenated green vitachoconutriment capsule	0		Effect: "Sweet and Green", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2007-12"
3092	handmade hobby horse of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Last Available: "2007-12"
3093	blinking knitted ball-in-a-cup	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2007-12"
3094	olive inspector's set of jacks	0		Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2007-12"
3095	adequate laser-broiled pear	4	good	Last Available: "2007-12"
3096	blinking Van der Graaf polyalloy shield of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2007-12"
3097	skewed jittery fish scaler	0		Last Available: "2007-12", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.33
3098	huge killing feather	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3099	ring	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3100	skewed huge robotronic egg	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3101	fuchsia rogue swarmer	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3102	teal sawblade fragment	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3103	unstable laser battery	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3104	squat quilted deadly vibrating cyborg knife	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Damage Absorption: +40, Last Available: "2007-12"
3105	coward's immense cyborg hand of the brazier	0		Monster Level: -20, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2007-12"
3106	twirling horrifying nippy cyborg stompin' boot of the sweet-tooth	0		Cold Damage: +10, Spooky Damage: +25, Candy Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2007-12"
3107	squat deactivated RoboGoose	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3108	overclocked avian microprocessor	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2007-12"
3109	Miniborg stomper	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3110	olive Miniborg strangler	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3111	Miniborg laser	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3112	huge Miniborg beeper	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3113	mirror Miniborg hiveminder	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3114	Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3115	cyan huge old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3116	jittery Hodgman	0		
3117	wobbly Libram of Divine Favors	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12", Skill: "Summon Party Favor"
3118	pulsating huge divine noisemaker	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3119	divine can of silly string	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3120	mirror divine blowout	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3121	divine champagne popper	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3122	jittery blurry divine cracker	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3123	divine champagne flute	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3124	modified unsweetened ghostly bouncing fruitfilm	0		Effect: "Adrenaline Rush", Effect Duration: 28
3125	boiled bouncing piece of after eight	0		Effect: "Spooky Jellied", Effect Duration: 35
3126	twirling hobo nickel	0		
3127	blurry sandcastle	0		
3128	jittery marshmallow	0		
3129	big toothsome roasted marshmallow	5	awesome	
3130	disc	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3131	normal gigantic huge cyan tin cup of mulligan stew	6	good	
3132	upside-down up-at-dawn resourceful flamin' bindle	0		Maximum MP: +50, Adventures: +5
3133	blinking blurry brawny weightlifter's freezin' bindle	0		Muscle: +15, Muscle Percent: +20
3134	mirror cyan wobbly Jeselnik's stinkin' bindle of Flo-Jo	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Initiative: +100
3135	pulsating avaricious lard-coated bindle	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +30
3136	huge arcane researcher's sleazy bindle of the storm	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Maximum MP Percent: +40
3137	wobbly huge avaricious 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	0		Meat Drop: +30
3138	frosty Hodgman's whackin' stick	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10
3139	rosy-cheeked educational Hodgman's imaginary hamster	0		Experience: +1, Maximum HP Percent: +30
3140	blurry soft shoes	0		Single Equip
3141	spinning panhandle panhandling hat of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
3142	Tesla cup of infinite pencils	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Damage Aura: 1
3143	blurry prompt Hodgman's disgusting technicolor overcoat of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Adventures: +3
3144	a torn paper strip	0		
3145	huge bouncing El Vibrato translator	0		
3146	El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)"
3147	El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)"
3148	skewed El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)"
3149	bouncing skewed bouncing El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)"
3150	El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)"
3151	El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)"
3152	wobbly El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)"
3153	El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)"
3154	El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)"
3155	huge El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)"
3156	El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes)"
3157	blurry El Vibrato drone	0		
3158	sparking El Vibrato drone	0		
3159	irradiated pickled magnetized warm El Vibrato drone	0		Effect: "Radiated and Grodiated", Effect Duration: 49
3160	flattened corrupted improved humming El Vibrato drone	0		Effect: "Net Tea", Effect Duration: 28
3161	extra-tarnished El Vibrato drone	0		Effect: "You're Rubber", Effect Duration: 18
3162	olive El Vibrato helmet	0		Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato, 1xFairy"
3163	ghostly El Vibrato energy spear	0		
3164	El Vibrato leg guards	0		Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xGhuol"
3165	narrow olive broken El Vibrato drone	0		
3166	huge repaired El Vibrato drone	0		
3167	augmented El Vibrato drone	0		
3168	quantum seal eyeball	0		Effect: "Human-Elf Hybrid", Effect Duration: 43
3169	yummy red turtle soup	4	awesome	Effect: "[598]A Little Bit Evil"
3170	evil noodles	0		
3171	blinking nauseating reagent	0		
3172	inspector's evil paper umbrella	0		Item Drop: +15
3173	alkaline energized fuchsia evil vihuela	0		Effect: "Fustulent", Effect Duration: 41
3174	super-sized fancy delicious bouncing evil boring spaghetti	5	awesome	Effect: "Chalky Hand", Effect Duration: 50
3175	decent evil noodles	3	good	
3176	fancy miniature moldy evil noodles	2	crappy	Effect: "Sharp Weapon", Effect Duration: 5
3177	rotten evil painful penne pasta	3	crappy	
3178	small moldy 3vi1 pr0n m4nic0tti	2	crappy	
3179	adequate evil ravioli della hippy	4	good	
3180	adequate immense olive evil noodles	8	good	
3181	quadruple-cold-filtered ionized bouncing evil potion of potency	0		Effect: "New and Improved", Effect Duration: 68
3182	vacuum-sealed evil libation of liveliness	0		Effect: "Burning Hands", Effect Duration: 37
3183	tarnished yellow evil tomato juice of powerful power	0		Effect: "Wallflowering", Effect Duration: 11
3184	warmed Vulcanized maroon evil eyedrops of the ermine	0		Effect: "Gonna Get You, Sucker", Effect Duration: 16
3185	liquefied maroon evil ointment of the occult	0		Effect: "Sparkling Consciousness", Effect Duration: 27
3186	deionized twirling evil serum of sarcasm	0		Effect: "Craft Tea", Effect Duration: 17
3187	denatured polarized ghostly evil philter of phorce	0		Effect: "Weapon of Mass Destruction", Effect Duration: 51
3188	lousy triple-distilled spinning an evil sump'm sump'm	10	decent	
3189	hand-crafted strong evil ducha de oro	5	EPIC	
3190	drinkable evil horizontal tango	3	good	
3191	watered-down lousy enchanted evil roll in the hay	2	decent	Effect: "Cletus's Canticle of Celerity", Effect Duration: 25
3192	maroon naughty origami kit	0		Last Available: "2008-02"
3193	naughty fortune teller	0		Softcore Only, Last Available: "2008-02"
3194	origami "gentlemen's" magazine	0		Softcore Only, Last Available: "2008-02"
3195	naughty paper shuriken	0		Last Available: "2008-02"
3196	squat origami pasties of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2008-02"
3197	wool healthy origami riding crop of incineration	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Cold Resistance: +1, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2008-02"
3198	El Vibrato trapezoid	0		
3199	lump of coal	0		
3200	ghostly cyan lump of diamond	0		
3201	pulsating thick padded envelope	0		
3202	up-at-dawn Fonzie's KoL Con IV Pole of the boozehound	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Booze Drop: +100, Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2007-09"
3203	dwarvish magazine	0		
3204	huge dwarvish war helmet	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 41"
3205	tumbling dwarvish war mattock	0		
3206	olive dwarvish war kilt	0		Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 41"
3207	blinking dwarvish punchcard	0		
3208	skewed small laminated card	0		
3209	laminated card	0		
3210	teal notbig laminated card	0		
3211	jittery blue unlarge laminated card	0		
3212	tumbling dwarvish document	0		
3213	skewed dwarvish paper	0		
3214	dwarvish parchment	0		
3215	pulsating overcharged El Vibrato power sphere	0		
3216	skewed upside-down Fly-By-Knight Heraldry form	0		Free Pull
3217	narrow El Vibrato Megadrone	0		
3218	twirling Da Vinci's educational glowstick	0		Experience: +1, Experience (Mysticality): +5, Last Available: "2008-02", Raveosity: +1
3219	sane hatrack	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
3220	purple hobo code binder	0		Free Pull
3221	blinking gator skin	0		
3222	upside-down flame-wreathed gatorskin umbrella of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: 60
3223	sewer nuggets	0		
3224	sewer wad	0		
3225	tolerable bottle of sewage schnapps	3	good	
3226	lousy extra-dry bottle of Ooze-O	5	decent	
3227	rotten upside-down C.H.U.M. chum	3	crappy	
3228	stale unfortunate dumplings	4	decent	
3229	decaying goldfish liver	0		
3230	colloidal dry olive oil of oiliness	0		Effect: "Deadly Lampblade", Effect Duration: 35
3231	cool tattered paper crown	0		Moxie: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xSombrero, cap 15"
3232	spoiled tiny vanilla-frosted king cake	1	crappy	Last Available: "2008-03"
3233	ghostly inflatable duck	0		
3234	water wings	0		Wiki Name: "water wings"
3235	noodle	0		
3236	Kissin' Cousins	0		Skill: "Awesome Balls of Fire"
3237	olive Tales from the Fireside	0		Skill: "Conjure Relaxing Campfire"
3238	huge lime green Blizzards I Have Died In	0		Skill: "Snowclone"
3239	Maxing, Relaxing	0		Skill: "Maximum Chill"
3240	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	0		Skill: "Eggsplosion"
3241	Travels with Jerry	0		Skill: "Mudbath"
3242	spinning Let Me Be!	0		Skill: "Raise Backup Dancer"
3243	Asleep in the Cemetery	0		Skill: "Creepy Lullaby"
3244	bouncing pulsating Summer Nights	0		Skill: "Grease Lightning"
3245	tumbling Sensual Massage for Creeps	0		Skill: "Inappropriate Backrub"
3246	shaking fireproof Ol' Scratch's ol' britches of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Hot Resistance: +3, Class: "Sauceror", Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xPotato"
3247	Fonzie's Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat of incineration	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Class: "Sauceror", Familiar Effect: "hot atk"
3248	greasy Temple Grandin's deadly Ol' Scratch's ash can	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Familiar Weight: +7, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Class: "Sauceror"
3249	skewed jittery pink plastic baby of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2008-03"
3250	sausage	0		
3251	shaking chaotic Frosty's silk hat of the brazier	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Class: "Seal Clubber", Familiar Effect: "cold atk"
3252	Frosty's carrot of chilblains of doom	0		Cold Damage: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Class: "Seal Clubber", Single Equip
3253	aromatic crafty smartaleck's Frosty's nailbat	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Maximum MP: +10, Stench Resistance: +1, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3254	bouncing Annie Oakley's wicked Oscus's pelt	0		Spell Damage: +5, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Class: "Pastamancer", Single Equip
3255	pulsating healthy Wand of Oscus of the blizzard of mayonnaise	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Class: "Pastamancer"
3256	aromatic baleful Oscus's dumpster waders	0		Spell Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +1, Class: "Pastamancer", Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xBarrr"
3257	wizardly Zombo's skullcap of courage	0		Mysticality: +25, Spooky Resistance: +3, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "spooky atk"
3258	crafty sinister Zombo's shield of the empath	0		Spell Damage: +10, Maximum MP: +10, Familiar Weight: +5, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
3259	twirling smooth Zombo's grievous greaves of the businessman	0		Moxie: +15, Meat Drop: +50, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xBarrr"
3260	flame-retardant mansplainer's Chester's moustache of the empath	0		Monster Level: +15, Familiar Weight: +5, Hot Resistance: +1, Class: "Disco Bandit", Single Equip
3261	skewed Chester's bag of candy of wisdom of terror	0		Mysticality: +15, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Class: "Disco Bandit"
3262	ghostly manspreader's supercool Chester's cutoffs	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Monster Level: +10, Class: "Disco Bandit", Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1.5xGhuol"
3263	Sp'n-Zor's Grimoire of "Tasteful" Gifts	0		Last Available: "2008-04", Skill: "Summon Tasteful Items"
3264	candygram	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3265	bag of Crotchety Pine saplings	0		
3266	bag of Saccharine Maple saplings	0		
3267	bag of Laughing Willow saplings	0		
3268	super-electrified dry narrow twirling handful of Crotchety Pine needles	0		Effect: "Permafrosty", Effect Duration: 34
3269	triple-warmed magnetized maroon lump of Saccharine Maple sap	0		Effect: "Crimbo Epiphany", Effect Duration: 30
3270	vacuum-sealed adjusted super-improved handful of Laughing Willow bark	0		Effect: "Antibiotic Saucesphere", Effect Duration: 36
3271	Samson's crotchety pants	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Put Down Roots", Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 2xGhuol, cap 18"
3272	therapeutic Saccharine Maple pendant	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spray Sap"
3273	willowy bonnet of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Rouse Sapling", Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 18"
3274	fuchsia flavored foot massage oil	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3275	blue dart	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3276	black-and-blue light	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3277	Loudmouth Larry Lamprey	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3278	studded belt of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Last Available: "2008-04"
3279	upside-down personal massager	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3280	purple personalized coffee mug	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2008-04"
3281	tumbling skewed cyan plasma ball	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3282	beefcake's stick-on eyebrow piercing	0		Muscle: +25, Last Available: "2008-04"
3283	decent squat huge salad	3	good	
3284	nasty Lo Pan's C.H.U.M. lantern	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Stench Damage: +5
3285	chilly C.H.U.M. knife	0		Cold Damage: +5
3286	Frosty's snowball sack of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25
3287	quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3288	fuchsia shimmering tendrils	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3289	scintillating powder	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3290	abandoned candy	0		
3291	secret tropical island volcano lair map	0		
3292	teal adorable seal larva	0		
3293	tumbling untamable turtle	0		
3294	macaroni duck	0		
3295	pulsating friendly cheez blob	0		
3296	unusual disco ball	0		
3297	stray chihuahua	0		
3298	purple pretty pink bow	0		
3299	smiley-face sticker	0		
3300	farfalle bow tie	0		
3301	upside-down jalapeño slices	0		
3302	narrow stick-on mini solar panels	0		
3303	jittery sombrero	0		Sombrero Bonus: +10
3304	Argarggagarg's fang	0		
3305	Safari Jack's moustache	0		
3306	teal Yakisoba's hat	0		
3307	yellow Heimandatz's heart	0		
3308	fuchsia Jocko Homo's head	0		
3309	The Mariachi's guitar case	0		
3310	stylish sealskin drum	0		Moxie: +25, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3311	olive washboard shield of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
3312	arcane researcher's spaghetti-box banjo	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Class: "Pastamancer"
3313	weightlifter's marinara jug	0		Muscle: +15, Class: "Sauceror"
3314	makeshift castanets of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Class: "Disco Bandit"
3315	huge left-handed melodica of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Class: "Accordion Thief"
3316	vaporized epic wad	1	EPIC	Effect: "Mathematically Precise", Effect Duration: 20
3317	ruddy bottlecap	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Single Equip
3318	bouncing double-paned corncob pipe	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Single Equip
3319	Mr. Joe's bangles of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Single Equip
3320	smartaleck's frayed rope belt	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Single Equip
3321	packet of mayfly bait	0		Last Available: "2008-05"
3322	Sinatra's smartaleck's mayfly bait necklace	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Experience (Moxie): +5, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Summon Mayfly Swarm", Last Available: "2008-05"
3323	Ol' Scratch's salad fork	0		
3324	Frosty's frosty mug	0		
3325	artisanal olive jar of fermented pickle juice	4	super EPIC	
3326	diluted ghostly voodoo snuff	1	decent	
3327	yummy thick tumbling extra-greasy slider	5	awesome	
3328	narrow blurry Sherlock's savvy crumpled felt fedora	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Item Drop: +25, Familiar Effect: "0.75xVolley, 0.75xLep"
3329	purple scandalous battered top-hat of temperance	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "0.5xVolley, 0.75xFairy"
3330	banded shapeless wide-brimmed hat of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Damage Absorption: +100, Familiar Effect: "0.75xLep, 0.75xFairy"
3331	asbestos-lined frightening mostly rat-hide leggings	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Hot Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xPotato"
3332	mirror flame-wreathed hobo dungarees of the early riser	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Adventures: +7, Familiar Effect: "0.5xVolley, 1xPotato"
3333	lard-coated coward's patched suit-pants	0		Monster Level: -20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 0.5xFairy"
3334	hobo stogie	0		Single Equip
3335	tumbling pulsating rope with some soap on it	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Single Equip
3336	jittery dead guy's piece of double-sided tape	0		
3337	weightlifter's dead guy's memento of vim and vigor	0		Muscle: +15, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Single Equip, Nonstackable Watch
3338	stale banquet	4	decent	
3339	wobbly sharpened hubcap	0		
3340	upside-down very caltrop	0		
3341	The Six-Pack of Pain	0		
3342	hobo monkey	0		
3343	ghostly bindle	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3344	bed of coals	0		
3345	air mattress	0		
3346	filth-encrusted futon	0		
3347	bouncing comfy coffin	0		
3348	mattress	0		
3349	twirling dinged-up triangle	0		
3350	tolerable weak Ralph IX cognac	2	good	
3351	llama lama cria	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2008-06"
3352	narrow lime green zen motorcycle	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3353	dry llama lama gong	0		Effect: "Broken Bone Nubs", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2008-06"
3354	rotten low-calorie banana-frosted king cake	1	crappy	Last Available: "2008-08"
3355	fuchsia brown plastic baby of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2008-08"
3356	plump juicy grub	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3357	shimmering moth	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3358	delectable fire ant	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3359	scrumptious ice ant	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3360	stinkbug	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3361	yummy death watch beetle	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3362	tasty louse	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3363	bland mole molé	4	decent	Last Available: "2008-06"
3364	mediocre Morlock's Mark Bourbon	3	decent	Last Available: "2008-06"
3365	flattened spinning Climate Colada	0		Effect: "Hammered", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2008-06"
3366	dry frozen digital underground potion	0		Effect: "Ocelot Eyes", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2008-06"
3367	twirling interesting-looking twig	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3368	altered squat glimmering roc feather	1	EPIC	Effect: "Slightly Mutated", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2008-06"
3369	diluted blurry bouncing glimmering phoenix feather	1		Effect: "Gr8ness", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2008-06"
3370	pickled glimmering penguin feather	1		Effect: "Hopped Up on Goofballs", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2008-06"
3371	modified bouncing narrow glimmering buzzard feather	1		Effect: "Squid Squint", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2008-06"
3372	dehydrated glimmering raven feather	1		Effect: "Hella Tough", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2008-06"
3373	compressed glimmering great tit feather	1		Last Available: "2008-06"
3374	house of twigs and spit	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3375	The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder	0		Skill: "The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder"
3376	Benetton's Medley of Diversity	0		Skill: "Benetton's Medley of Diversity"
3377	Elron's Explosive Etude	0		Skill: "Elron's Explosive Etude"
3378	Chorale of Companionship	0		Skill: "Chorale of Companionship"
3379	pulsating Prelude of Precision	0		Skill: "Prelude of Precision"
3380	thinker's brainy Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork	0		Mysticality: 15
3381	arcane researcher's Ol' Scratch's stove door	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Thorns: 1
3382	lion tamer's ruddy Ol' Scratch's manacles of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Experience (familiar): +2, Single Equip
3383	executive Sherlock's scandalous Chester's sunglasses	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Item Drop: +25, Meat Drop: +40, Single Equip
3384	fireproof boxer's Chester's muscle shirt	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Hot Resistance: +3
3385	foul-smelling Chester's Aquarius medallion of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Stench Damage: +10, Single Equip
3386	dog trainer's razor-sharp Zombo's shoulder blade	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Experience (familiar): +1
3387	Lo Pan's MacGyver's Zombo's skull ring	0		Maximum MP: +100, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Single Equip
3388	blue Zombo's empty eye	0		
3389	energetic Frosty's arm of Calamity Jane	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +15
3390	mirror scandalous quilted Staff of the Deepest Freeze of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Damage Absorption: +40, Sleaze Damage: +5
3391	purple Frosty's iceball	0		
3392	Da Vinci's Oscus's garbage can lid	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Thorns: 1
3393	Oscus's neverending soda	0		
3394	mirror careful Oscus's flypaper pants of temperance	0		Monster Level: -10, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xPotato"
3395	auspicious groovy Hodgman's porkpie hat	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Item Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 0.5xVolley, 0.5xFairy"
3396	asbestos-lined Samson's Hodgman's lobsterskin pants	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Hot Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato"
3397	avaricious Tesla Hodgman's bow tie	0		Meat Drop: +30, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip
3398	bad Hodgman's blanket	3	decent	
3399	mediocre boozy squat jar of squeeze	5	decent	
3400	bland pulsating bowl of fishysoisse	4	decent	
3401	aerosolized denatured upside-down deadly lampshade	0		Effect: "Cake Caked", Effect Duration: 67
3402	dry altered concentrated garbage juice	0		Effect: "Spirit of Alph", Effect Duration: 32
3403	lewd playing card	0		
3404	avaricious hardened deck of lewd playing cards of mayonnaise	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Meat Drop: +30
3405	Hodgman's sock of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Single Equip
3406	bouncing supercool Hodgman's varcolac paw	0		Moxie Percent: +20
3407	purple gravedigger's Hodgman's almanac	0		Spooky Damage: +10
3408	Jack Frost's Hodgman's harmonica	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50
3409	gray baleful Hodgman's garbage sticker	0		Spell Damage: +25
3410	blinking Hodgman's detector of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5
3411	mansplainer's Hodgman's cane	0		Monster Level: +15
3412	Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times	0		Skill: "Natural Born Scrabbler"
3413	upside-down Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics	0		Skill: "Thrift and Grift"
3414	Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin	0		Skill: "Abs of Tin"
3415	Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top	0		Skill: "Marginally Insane"
3416	hobo fortress blueprints	0		
3421	box of fireworks	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire off a Roman Candle", Last Available: "2008-07", Item Drop (sporadic): +12.5
3422	triple-denatured huge sterno-flavored Hob-O	0		Effect: "Concentrated Concentration", Effect Duration: 32
3423	altered energized frostbite-flavored Hob-O	0		Effect: "Twen Tea", Effect Duration: 16
3424	galvanized adjusted blurry fry-oil-flavored Hob-O	0		Effect: "Mushroom Magicalness", Effect Duration: 47
3425	dry huge garbage-juice-flavored Hob-O	0		Effect: "Helvella Health", Effect Duration: 28
3426	improved huge strawberry-flavored Hob-O	0		Effect: "Dilated Pupils", Effect Duration: 63
3427	roll of Hob-Os	0		
3428	deionized gray Everlasting Deckswabber	0		Effect: "The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder", Effect Duration: 57
3430	bindle of joy	0		
3431	cotton candy cocoon	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2008-08"
3432	olive cotton candy cordial	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2008-08"
3433	spice melange	0		
3434	twirling rattling cigar box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
3435	frightening stirring stick of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Damage: +5
3436	careful veiny Fonzie's Staff of the Teapot Tempest	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Maximum HP: +10, Monster Level: -10
3437	skewed reassuring foul-smelling Staff of the Black Kettle of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Stench Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +1
3438	horrifying wicked Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron of incineration	0		Spell Damage: +5, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Damage: +25
3439	Rainbow's Gravity	0		Skill: "Rainbow Gravitation", Last Available: "2008-07"
3440	dehydrated fuchsia prismatic wad	1	decent	Last Available: "2008-07"
3441	Newton's club of the five seasons	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Last Available: "2008-07"
3442	Lo Pan's rainbow crossbow	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Last Available: "2008-07"
3443	kitten	0		
3444	hale webbed comic mask	0		Maximum HP: +20, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 2"
3445	Junior Adventurer's kit	0		
3446	groovy prism necklace	0		Single Equip, Sporadic Thorns: 2.5
3447	Usain Bolt's dance instructor's six-rainbow shield	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2008-07"
3448	rainbow bomb	0		Last Available: "2008-07"
3449	fuchsia cotton candy cone	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3450	cotton candy pinch	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3451	twirling cotton candy smidgen	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3452	cotton candy skoshe	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3453	shaking cotton candy plug	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3454	wobbly tumbling cotton candy pillow	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3455	teal cotton candy bale	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3456	blinking flame-wreathed trusty torch	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2011-12"
3457	toasty Junior Adventurer's merit badge	0		Hot Damage: +5, Single Equip
3458	polymerized aerosolized polymerized STYX deodorant body spray	0		Effect: "Barking Mad", Effect Duration: 36
3459	bad white-label gin	3	decent	
3460	small bland tumbling bouncing tin rations	2	decent	
3461	haiku challenge map	0		
3462	shaking terrible poem	0		
3463	acceptable bottle of sake	3	good	
3464	aromatic round pebble	0		Stench Resistance: +1
3465	half-sized flavorless Bash-Ōs cereal	2	decent	Wiki Name: "Bash-Os cereal"
3466	haiku katana of the ox of wisdom of chilblains	0		Muscle: +20, Mysticality: +15, Cold Damage: +25, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spring Raindrop Attack", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Summer Siesta", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Falling Leaf Whirlwind", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Winter's Bite Technique", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "The 17 Cuts", Last Available: "2008-09"
3467	bargain flash powder	0		
3468	sharpshooter's plastic baby	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2008-12"
3469	toothsome gigantic maroon blueberry-frosted king cake	6	awesome	Last Available: "2008-12"
3470	bitty bathysphere	0		Familiar Weight: -20, Underwater Familiar, Familiar Effect: "adventure underwater"
3471	damp boot	0		
3472	extremely unsafe Fonzie's Seasonal Beret of the brazier	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 25"
3473	Bash-Ōs boxtop	0		Wiki Name: "Bash-Os boxtop"
3474	concentrated cranberry cordial	0		Effect: "Memories of Puppy Love", Effect Duration: 48
3475	warmed moist narrow blackberry polite	0		Effect: "Very Clean Teeth", Effect Duration: 54
3476	pressed deionized blue tumbling plum lozenge	0		Effect: "Hombre Muerto Caminando", Effect Duration: 13
3477	nitrogenated nitrogenated teal pear lozenge	0		Effect: "Magically Delicious", Effect Duration: 13
3478	flattened peach lozenge	0		Effect: "Good Karma", Effect Duration: 40
3479	huge balloon shield	0		Thorns: 1
3480	shaking blinking gray spot	0		
3481	uniclops egg	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2009-10"
3482	upside-down passed-out psychedelic bear	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2009-10"
3483	shaking psychedelic bubble wand	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3484	tumbling eye 'n' horn shampoo	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3485	oxidized moist bouncing twirling glittery mascara	0		Effect: "Spooky Jellied", Effect Duration: 49
3486	dull fish scale	0		
3487	rough fish scale	0		
3488	bouncing pristine fish scale	0		
3489	normal beefy fish meat	4	good	Effect: "Fishy", Effect Duration: 5
3490	spoiled glistening fish meat	3	crappy	Effect: "Fishy", Effect Duration: 5
3491	rotten wobbly slick fish meat	4	crappy	Effect: "Fishy", Effect Duration: 5
3492	tumbling Sherlock's fish scimitar of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Item Drop: +25
3493	Usain Bolt's arcane researcher's fish stick	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Initiative: +80
3494	upside-down smartaleck's groovy fish bazooka	0		Moxie Percent: 40
3495	warmed magnetized concentrated shaking sea salt crystal	0		Effect: "Cravin' for a Ravin'", Effect Duration: 65
3496	warmed liquefied bazookafish bubble gum	0		Effect: "Stogied", Effect Duration: 60
3497	drinkable bottle of Pete's Sake	4	good	
3498	twirling invisible bag	0		Familiar Effect: "8xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2011-12"
3499	lime green witch hat	0		Familiar Effect: "8xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2011-12"
3500	huge beholed bedsheet	0		Familiar Effect: "8xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2011-12"
3501	stale special miniature canapés	2	decent	Effect: "Chorale of Companionship", Effect Duration: 40
3502	modified upside-down thermos of brew	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-12"
3503	bad spinning glass of brandy	3	decent	Last Available: "2011-12"
3504	French slippers	0		
3505	fuchsia tumbling LWA ring of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3
3506	LARP membership card	0		Last Available: "2008-10"
3507	Scratch 'n' Sniff Sticker Tome	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2008-11", Skill: "Summon Stickers"
3508	mirror scratch 'n' sniff sword of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Breakable, Last Available: "2008-11"
3509	scratch 'n' sniff unicorn sticker	0		Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2008-11"
3510	scratch 'n' sniff apple sticker	0		Experience: +2, Last Available: "2008-11"
3511	scratch 'n' sniff UPC sticker	0		Meat Drop: +25, Last Available: "2008-11"
3512	wobbly scratch 'n' sniff wrestler sticker	0		All Attributes Percent: +10, Last Available: "2008-11"
3513	olive scratch 'n' sniff dragon sticker	0		Spooky Damage: +3, Stench Damage: +3, Hot Damage: +3, Cold Damage: +3, Sleaze Damage: +3, Last Available: "2008-11"
3514	scratch 'n' sniff rock band sticker	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Spell Damage: +20, Last Available: "2008-11"
3515	censurious horrifying ganger bandana	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "atk"
3516	huge eel skin	0		
3517	olive cool eelskin hat	0		Moxie: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk", Thorns: [env(underwater)]
3518	smartaleck's eelskin pants	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, MP regen", Thorns: [env(underwater)]
3519	eelskin shield of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Thorns: [env(underwater)]
3520	green shark tooth	0		
3521	pulsating ribald nasty shark tooth necklace	0		Stench Damage: +5, Sleaze Damage: +10, Single Equip
3522	slick weightlifter's shark jumper	0		Muscle: +15, Moxie: +10
3523	tarnished unsweetened warmed shark cartilage	0		Effect: "Electrolit Up", Effect Duration: 56
3524	pickled energized narrow eel battery	0		Effect: "On Pins and Needles", Effect Duration: 22
3525	oxidized upside-down temporary teardrop tattoo	0		Effect: "Hombre Muerto Caminando", Effect Duration: 51
3526	greedy scratch 'n' sniff crossbow	0		Meat Drop: +20, Breakable, Last Available: "2008-11"
3527	spinning mutant rattlesnake egg	0		
3528	mutant fire ant egg	0		
3529	olive mutant cactus bud	0		
3530	mutant gila monster egg	0		
3531	gray twirling rattlesnake enrager	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3532	ant antidepressant	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3533	twirling cactus monocle	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3534	wobbly Jawmaster 2000™	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3535	plans for depleted Grimacite hammer	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite hammer"
3536	squat plans for depleted Grimacite gravy boat	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite gravy boat"
3537	plans for depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt"
3538	wobbly plans for depleted Grimacite grappling hook	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite grappling hook"
3539	red plans for depleted Grimacite ninja mask	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite ninja mask"
3540	plans for depleted Grimacite shinguards	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite shinguards"
3541	upside-down plans for depleted Grimacite astrolabe	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite astrolabe"
3542	executive depleted Grimacite hammer	0		Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2011-12"
3543	stylish depleted Grimacite gravy boat of the scaredy-cat	0		Moxie: +25, Monster Level: -15, Last Available: "2011-12"
3544	executive depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Meat Drop: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-12"
3545	depleted Grimacite grappling hook of the pedagogue of the detective	0		Experience: +3, Item Drop: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-12"
3546	healthy depleted Grimacite ninja mask of horror	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2011-12"
3547	scorching depleted Grimacite shinguards of Flo-Jo	0		Hot Damage: +25, Initiative: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xBarrr, cap 25", Last Available: "2011-12"
3548	supercharged experienced depleted Grimacite astrolabe	0		Experience: +2, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-12"
3549	KoL Con Cinco Piñata Bat of Gandalf of doom	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2008-09"
3550	tumbling aromatic propeller beanie	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 7"
3551	perfumed Da Vinci's straw hat of James Dean	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Experience (Moxie): +3, Stench Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy"
3552	shaking avaricious scandalous flame-wreathed octopus's spade	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +30
3553	soggy seed packet	0		
3554	blinking glob of slime	0		
3555	bite-sized decent sea carrot	1	good	
3556	immense rotten sea cucumber	7	crappy	
3557	adequate sea avocado	3	good	
3558	moldy sea lychee	3	crappy	
3559	toothsome half-sized sea tangelo	2	awesome	
3560	stale sea honeydew	3	decent	
3561	pickled pressurized potion of puissance	0		Effect: "Liquid Courage", Effect Duration: 32
3562	adjusted squat pressurized potion of perspicacity	0		Effect: "Buzzard Breath", Effect Duration: 64
3563	pressed narrow pressurized potion of pulchritude	0		Effect: "Oth-Jeal-O", Effect Duration: 68
3564	watered-down artisanal bouncing squat berry-infused sake	2	super EPIC	
3565	tolerable citrus-infused sake	3	good	
3566	artisanal shaking melon-infused sake	3	EPIC	
3567	slab of sponge	0		
3568	mansplainer's crafty Herculean sponge helmet	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Maximum MP: +10, Monster Level: +15, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy"
3569	avaricious beefcake's spongy shield of the bloodbag	0		Muscle: +25, Maximum HP: +100, Meat Drop: +30
3570	lightning-fast nasty frosty square sponge pants	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Stench Damage: +5, Initiative: +40, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xPotato"
3571	wobbly flytrap pellet	0		
3572	purple bouncing baby cuddlefish	0		
3573	pulsating six-armed sweater	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3574	upside-down slimy chest	0		
3575	maroon sand dollar	0		
3576	olive twirling flytrap bezoar	0		
3577	bezoar ring	0		
3578	candy cornucopia	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
3579	ghostly ballet slippers	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2008-12"
3580	ghostly wriggling flytrap pellet	0		
3581	upside-down sushi-rolling mat	0		
3582	decent rice	4	good	
3584	flavorless blurry irradiated candy cane	4	decent	Last Available: "2008-12"
3585	low-calorie flavorless gingerbread mutant bugbear	1	decent	Last Available: "2008-12"
3586	boozy artisanal oozenog	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2008-12"
3587	polarized sugar plum	0		Effect: "Bilious Brawn", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2008-12"
3588	adjusted ionized sugar banana	0		Effect: "You Drank Fish Wine", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2008-12"
3589	unsweetened oxidized tumbling tumbling sugar lime	0		Effect: "Well-preserved", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2008-12"
3590	wet sugar cherry	0		Effect: "The Style... of the Future", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2008-12"
3591	quilted beefy Mer-kin hookspear	0		Muscle: +10, Damage Absorption: +40, Drops Meat
3592	Mer-kin takebag	0		Item Drop: +5
3593	blinking Mer-kin thingpouch	0		
3594	Mer-kin killscroll	0		
3595	polymerized galvanized Mer-kin fastjuice	0		Effect: "Paging Betty", Effect Duration: 62
3596	imitation crab crate	0		
3597	imitation crab meat	0		
3598	imitation crab zoea	0		
3599	knitted scorching personal trainer's moist sailor's cap	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Hot Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "stench atk"
3600	groovy speargun of Gandalf	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +20
3601	shaking ghostly Sherlock's compass	0		Item Drop: +25
3602	blinking lime green broken diving helmet	0		
3603	skewed porthole	0		
3604	rivet	0		
3605	bubblin' stone	0		
3606	miser's resourceful brawny diving helmet	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Maximum MP: +50, Meat Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato"
3607	huge greasy hardened aerated diving helmet of the bloodbag	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Maximum HP: +100, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Adventure Underwater, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato"
3608	live nautical mine	0		
3609	squat das boot	0		Familiar Weight: -10, Underwater Familiar, Familiar Effect: "adventure underwater"
3610	imitation whetstone	0		
3611	oxidized red sea grease	0		Effect: "Whole Latte Love", Effect Duration: 65
3612	wobbly sturdy Crimbo crate	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3613	battered Crimbo Crate	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3614	bouncing twitching claw	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3615	shaking rigid carapace	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3616	pulsing flesh	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3617	dry galvanized unstable DNA	0		Effect: "Yeah, It's Just Gasoline", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2008-12"
3618	The Spirit of Crimbo	0		Free Pull, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Recite 'The Spirit of Crimbo'", Last Available: "2008-12"
3619	wriggling tentacle	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3620	shaking mass of wriggling tentacles	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3621	pair of twitching claws	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3622	squat gnashing teeth	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3623	squat chitinous pod	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3624	knitted parasitic claw	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2008-12"
3625	mirror Van der Graaf parasitic tentacles	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 5xBarrr, cap 7", Last Available: "2008-12"
3626	Jeselnik's parasitic headgnawer	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 7", Last Available: "2008-12", Thorns: 1
3627	gray parasitic strangleworm of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2008-12"
3628	tumbling maroon pair of ragged claws	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3629	burrowgrub hive	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3630	wobbly cyan Crimbo crate	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3631	flattened jittery Gummi-DNA	0		Effect: "Red Around the Gills", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2020-09"
3632	upside-down radioactive chew toy	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2008-12"
3633	sage elven socks of the blizzard	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2008-12"
3634	prompt dog trainer's elven gloves	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2008-12"
3635	tumbling jittery auspicious festive holiday hat of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Item Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 7", Last Available: "2008-12"
3636	blue personal trainer's patent shoes of doom	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2008-12"
3637	mirror family-friendly hardened gray bow tie	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2008-12"
3638	Temple Grandin's mansplainer's penguin thesaurus	0		Monster Level: +15, Familiar Weight: +7, Last Available: "2008-12"
3639	tasty blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	3	awesome	Effect: "Amorphous Cheer", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-06"
3640	seaweed	0		
3641	jamfish jam	0		
3642	dragonfish caviar	0		
3643	pufferfish spine	0		
3644	spinning coward's depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick	0		Monster Level: -20, Last Available: "2007-06"
3645	enchanted lousy canteen of wine	3	decent	Effect: "La Bamba", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2008-12"
3646	decent small elven <i>limbos</i> gingerbread	2	good	Last Available: "2008-12"
3647	elven whittling knife	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3648	magic dragonfish fry	0		
3649	map to Madness Reef	0		
3650	flavorless narrow wobbly toast with jam	4	decent	Last Available: "2008-12"
3651	pulsating antlers	0		Familiar Weight: +4, Last Available: "2008-12"
3652	spirit-forward lousy elven moonshine	5	decent	Last Available: "2008-12"
3653	flavorless olive knuckle sandwich	3	decent	Last Available: "2008-12", Wiki Name: "knuckle sandwich"
3654	blurry Herculean stylish psycho sweater	0		Moxie: +25, Experience (Muscle): +1, Last Available: "2008-12"
3655	fin-bit wax	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3656	Da Vinci's plastic Mob Penguin	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Last Available: "2008-12"
3657	nippy plastic mutant elf	0		Cold Damage: +10, Last Available: "2008-12"
3658	experienced plastic fat stack of cash	0		Experience: +2, Last Available: "2008-12"
3659	plastic strand of DNA of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Last Available: "2008-12"
3660	squat horrifying plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Last Available: "2008-12"
3661	container of Putty	0		Last Available: "2009-01"
3662	mirror Herculean Putty mitre	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1.5xLep, 1.5xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2009-01"
3663	chilly Putty leotard of doom	0		Cold Damage: +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2009-01"
3664	Jim Carey's Putty ball	0		Monster Level: +25, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2009-01"
3665	Putty sheet	0		Last Available: "2009-01"
3666	nippy cool Putty snake	0		Moxie: +5, Cold Damage: +10, Item Drop: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2009-01"
3667	wobbly Putty monster	0		Last Available: "2009-01"
3668	frosty dance instructor's glow-in-the-dark wristwatch	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-01", Nonstackable Watch
3669	glow-in-the-dark dart gun of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Last Available: "2009-01"
3670	spinning glow-in-the-dark burrowgrub of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Last Available: "2009-01"
3671	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
3672	stale can of franks 'n' beans	3	decent	Last Available: "2010-12"
3673	acceptable bottle of peppermint schnapps	3	good	Last Available: "2010-12"
3674	throbbing rage gland	0		Skill: "Vent Rage Gland"
3675	Mer-kin pressureglobe	0		
3676	Mer-kin foodbucket	0		
3677	inspector's diving muff	0		Item Drop: +15, Single Equip
3678	perfectly mixed huge salinated mint julep	3	EPIC	
3679	blinking ink bladder	0		
3680	esca	0		
3681	bubbling tempura batter	0		
3682	globe of Deep Sauce	0		
3683	map to the Marinara Trench	0		
3684	big tasty tempura carrot	5	awesome	
3685	adequate big tempura cucumber	5	good	
3686	moldy tempura avocado	3	crappy	
3687	half-sized moldy sea broccoli	2	crappy	
3688	enchanted thick tasty blinking lime green sea cauliflower	5	awesome	Effect: "Paging Betty", Effect Duration: 20
3689	flavorless tempura broccoli	4	decent	
3690	toothsome tempura cauliflower	3	awesome	
3691	rotten snack-sized sea blueberry	2	crappy	
3692	super-sized normal blurry sea persimmon	5	good	
3693	galvanized twirling pressurized potion of perception	0		Effect: "Antarctic Memories", Effect Duration: 60
3694	denatured vacuum-sealed spinning shaking pressurized potion of proficiency	0		Effect: "Bonelording", Effect Duration: 36
3695	Mer-kin digpick of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20
3696	anemone nematocyst	0		
3697	high-pressure seltzer bottle	0		
3698	wobbly velcro ore	0		
3699	shaking blue twirling teflon ore	0		
3700	vinyl ore	0		
3701	skewed map to Anemone Mine	0		
3702	marine aquamarine	0		
3703	pulsating valve wheel	0		
3704	waterlogged bootstraps	0		
3705	pulsating flame-retardant chaotic Herculean velcro broadsword	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Hot Resistance: +1
3706	lime green upside-down Annie Oakley's Van der Graaf personal trainer's velcro paddle ball	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Critical Hit Percent: +20, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
3707	dog trainer's smooth velcro shield of incineration	0		Moxie: +15, Experience (familiar): +1, Hot Spell Damage: +50
3708	beefcake's beefy velcro boots of incineration	0		Muscle: 35, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
3709	mansplainer's non-stick pugil stick of the boozehound	0		Monster Level: +15, Booze Drop: +100
3710	Sherlock's foul-smelling teflon spatula of the early riser	0		Stench Damage: +10, Item Drop: +25, Adventures: +7
3711	chilly Annie Oakley's banded teflon shield	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Cold Damage: +5
3712	Annie Oakley's healthy Herculean teflon swim fins	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Single Equip
3713	careful thinker's 7-inch discus	0		Mysticality: +10, Monster Level: -10
3714	toasty Temple Grandin's Lo Pan's PVC staff	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Familiar Weight: +7, Hot Damage: +5
3715	flame-retardant experienced vinyl shield of courage	0		Experience: +2, Hot Resistance: +1, Spooky Resistance: +3
3716	savvy vinyl boots of terror of Flo-Jo	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Initiative: +100, Single Equip
3717	teal decaying oar	0		
3718	fishhook	0		
3719	lantern	0		
3720	blue decaying pole	0		
3721	skewed skewed decaying paddle	0		
3722	tarnished ring	0		
3723	huge twirling tarnished rod	0		
3724	lime green skewed brittle plastic handle	0		
3725	foggy glass globe	0		
3726	possessed tomato	0		
3727	Nardz energy beverage	0		
3728	pile of coins	0		
3729	hand grenegg	0		
3730	caret	0		
3731	glass gnoll eye of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50
3732	irradiated quadruple-moist cigar butt	0		Effect: "damage.enh", Effect Duration: 44
3733	nasty sizzling manly bloomers	0		Hot Damage: +10, Stench Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, 1xGhuol, cap 13"
3734	Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	0		
3735	fat wallet	0		
3736	Jack Frost's healthy handwarmer	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
3737	blue reassuring razor-sharp lighter	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Spooky Resistance: +1
3738	moldy super-sized packet of beer nuts	5	crappy	
3739	gray Boozehounds Anonymous token	0		
3740	handful of bees	0		
3741	spectral jelly	0		
3742	triple-corrupted jellyfish gel	0		Effect: "Outer Wolf&trade;", Effect Duration: 46
3743	unstable quark	0		
3744	software glitch	0		
3745	huge mirror fumble formula	0		Recipe: "concoction of clumsiness"
3746	blinking yellow vampire pearl	0		
3747	mother's secret recipe	0		Recipe: "white chocolate chip brownies"
3749	wet concoction of clumsiness	0		Effect: "Pwnd", Effect Duration: 64
3750	Fonzie's vampire pearl earring	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Single Equip
3751	bland blurry chocolate chip brownies	3	decent	
3753	Libram of Love Songs	0		Last Available: "2009-02", Skill: "Summon Love Song"
3754	magnetized alkaline yellow spinning love song of vague ambiguity	0		Effect: "Blessing of the Creepy Pasta", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2009-02"
3755	diffused frozen polymerized blurry wobbly love song of smoldering passion	0		Effect: "Mighty Shout", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2009-02"
3756	dry blinking love song of icy revenge	0		Effect: "Je Ne Sais Porquoise", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2009-02"
3757	magnetized energized wobbly love song of sugary cuteness	0		Effect: "Hobo Flavor", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2009-02"
3758	unsweetened enhanced love song of disturbing obsession	0		Effect: "Hangdog", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2009-02"
3759	oxidized love song of naughty innuendo	0		Effect: "Buggy Flavor", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2009-02"
3760	Vulcanized Vulcanized purple breath mint	0		Effect: "Briny Blood", Effect Duration: 52
3761	Fonzie's vampire pearl ring	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Single Equip
3762	tumbling quilted vampire pearl necklace	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Single Equip
3763	tolerable practically non-alcoholic slug of vodka	1	good	
3764	artisanal wobbly slug of rum	3	EPIC	
3765	mediocre practically non-alcoholic bouncing slug of shochu	1	decent	
3766	mediocre irresponsibly strong shaking screwdiver	8	decent	
3767	mediocre strong skewed dew yoana lei	5	decent	
3768	perfectly mixed lychee chuhai	4	EPIC	
3769	artisanal salacious screwdiver	3	EPIC	
3770	delicious upside-down dew yoana salacious lei	4	awesome	
3771	hand-crafted salacious lychee chuhai	3	EPIC	
3772	weak tolerable wobbly Alewife&trade; Ale	2	good	
3773	squat seaode	0		
3774	map to the Dive Bar	0		
3775	Mer-kin pinkslip	0		
3776	teal pink pinkslip slip of the sewer of the glutton	0		Stench Damage: +25, Food Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr"
3777	tumbling wool studded sea salt scrubs	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Cold Resistance: +1
3778	bouncing amber aviator shades of vim and vigor of incineration of mayonnaise	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
3779	warmed cyan blinking hair of the fish	0		Effect: "Mad at Science", Effect Duration: 28
3780	careful therapeutic educational nurse's hat	0		Experience: +1, Monster Level: -10, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "atk"
3781	blank prescription sheet	0		
3782	dehydrated squat yellow bottle of melodramamine	1		Effect: "Egg-stortionary Tactics", Effect Duration: 25
3783	twisted bouncing upside-down bottle of extra-strength melodramamine	1		
3784	paranormal ricotta	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3785	blinking smoking talon	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3786	vampire glitter	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3787	wine-soaked bone chips	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3788	crumbling rat skull	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3789	twitching trigger finger	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3799	bouncing blurry Apathargic Bandersnatch	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
3800	aquaviolet jub-jub bird	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Familiar Effect: "mys stats"
3801	crimsilion jub-jub bird	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Equips On: "Frumious Bandersnatch", Familiar Effect: "mus stats"
3802	jittery charpuce jub-jub bird	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Equips On: "Frumious Bandersnatch", Familiar Effect: "mox stats"
3803	blurry teal rosewater-soaked sizzling dangerous Mer-kin roundshield	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Hot Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +3
3804	cyan huge lightning-fast foul-smelling Mer-kin breastplate	0		Stench Damage: +10, Initiative: +40
3805	red greasy groovy Mer-kin sneakmask	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Combat Rate (Underwater): -5, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy"
3806	Mer-kin prayerbeads	0		
3807	denatured quantum Mer-kin hidepaint	0		Effect: "The Solution", Effect Duration: 25
3808	tumbling Mer-kin trailmap	0		
3809	pulsating Mer-kin healscroll	0		
3810	Mer-kin lockkey	0		
3811	Mer-kin stashbox	0		
3812	decent tiny chocolate-frosted king cake	1	good	Last Available: "2009-06"
3813	scorching plastic baby	0		Hot Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-06"
3815	midget clownfish	0		
3816	pulsating half-height unicycle	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3817	tiny stale mirror sea radish	1	decent	
3818	skewed blinking reassuring gravedigger's electrified halibut	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +1, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
3819	upside-down eel sauce	0		
3820	upside-down rock-hard water-polo mitt	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Single Equip
3821	dry shaking syringe	0		Effect: "Super Skill", Effect Duration: 47
3822	wand	0		Familiar Effect: "fishy spells", Sporadic Damage Aura: [0.2475*env(underwater)]
3823	polarized boiled wad of cotton	0		Effect: "Healthy Red Glow", Effect Duration: 15
3824	gray Grandma's Note	0		
3825	wobbly Grandma's Fuchsia Yarn	0		
3826	bouncing Grandma's Chartreuse Yarn	0		
3827	plastic oyster egg	0		
3828	Grandma's Map	0		
3829	enchanted normal tempura radish	3	good	Effect: "Clyde's Blessing", Effect Duration: 50
3830	spinning skewed energetic water-polo cap	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr"
3831	delicious weak Typical Tavern swill	2	awesome	
3832	irresponsibly strong smooth tropical swill	8	awesome	
3833	acceptable maroon fruity girl swill	4	good	
3834	fortified bad blended swill	5	decent	
3835	red costume wardrobe	0		Softcore Only
3836	lard-coated Elvish sunglasses of the ox of dire peril of the glutton	0		Muscle: +20, Weapon Damage: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Food Drop: +100, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play an Accordion Solo", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play a Guitar Solo", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play a Drum Solo", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play a Flute Solo", Last Available: "2009-04"
3837	stiffened anniversary safety glass vest	0		Damage Reduction: 1
3838	anniversary burlap belt of the ox	0		Muscle: +20
3839	anniversary balsa wood socks of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50
3840	teal anniversary latex mask	0		Familiar Weight: +1
3841	scandalous anniversary pewter cape	0		Sleaze Damage: +5
3842	lion tamer's out-of-tune biwa	0		Experience (familiar): +2
3843	blinking jittery extremely unsafe dented harmonica	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100
3844	scorching Sinatra's magic whistle	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Hot Damage: +25
3845	wobbly plastic blowgun of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50
3846	tumbling Jack Frost's baleful personal trainer's jungle drum	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Spell Damage: +25, Cold Spell Damage: +50
3847	therapeutic hippy bongo	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
3848	cyan knob bugle of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25
3849	Temple Grandin's Jim Carey's 4-dimensional guitar	0		Monster Level: +25, Familiar Weight: +7
3850	miser's boxing glove	0		Meat Drop: +10
3851	wobbly Fonzie's Da Vinci's boxing glove on a spring of the glutton	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Experience (Moxie): +1, Food Drop: +100
3852	blinking wholesome half-sized guitar of the sewer	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Stench Damage: +25
3853	chaotic MacGyver's bass drum	0		Maximum MP: +100, Spell Critical Percent: +10
3854	yellow double-paned pixel boomerang	0		Cold Resistance: +5
3855	jittery gravedigger's scorching world's smallest violin of bravery	0		Hot Damage: +25, Spooky Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +5
3856	occult Socratic ocarina of space of the bloodbag	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Maximum HP: +100
3857	scandalous a butt tuba	0		Sleaze Damage: +5
3858	perfumed bone flute	0		Stench Resistance: +5
3859	infernal fife of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3860	blinking rosewater-soaked charming flute	0		Stench Resistance: +3
3861	leaf of grass	0		
3862	fuchsia pulsating wool shellacked grass whistle	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Cold Resistance: +1
3863	inspector's plastic guitar of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Item Drop: +15
3864	blue finger cymbals of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50
3865	aromatic kettle drum of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Stench Resistance: +1
3866	twirling stanky smelly double-barreled sling	0		Stench Spell Damage: 35
3867	tumbling mirror crafty sinister magilaser blastercannon	0		Spell Damage: +10, Maximum MP: +10
3868	squat frightening banded hanky&#363;	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Spooky Damage: +5, Wiki Name: "frigid hankyu"
3869	twirling occult ultimate ultimate frisbee of the storm	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Maximum MP Percent: +40
3870	stolen office supplies	0		
3871	office-supply crossbow of the brute of doom	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Spooky Spell Damage: +50
3872	gray pulsating executive pocket theremin	0		Meat Drop: +40
3873	green Jeselnik's healthy rave whistle	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Sleaze Damage: +25, Raveosity: +1
3874	skewed hellseal hide	0		
3875	pulsating red shredded hellseal hide	0		
3876	hellseal brain	0		
3877	burst hellseal brain	0		
3878	hellseal sinew	0		
3879	pulsating torn hellseal sinew	0		
3880	hellseal disguise	0		
3881	groovy fouet de tortue-dressage of the bloodbag	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Maximum HP: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Apprivoisez la tortue"
3882	encoded cult documents	0		
3883	spinning cult memo	0		
3884	decoded cult documents	0		Skill: "Bind Spaghetti Elemental"
3885	dry vial of slime	0		Effect: "Sharpened Sweet Tooth", Effect Duration: 44
3886	pressed chilled vial of slime	0		Effect: "It Tickles!  It Tickles!", Effect Duration: 60
3887	dry blurry vial of slime	0		Effect: "Dancing Prowess", Effect Duration: 11
3888	Vulcanized moist vial of slime	0		Effect: "Natural 20", Effect Duration: 55
3889	alkaline vial of slime	0		Effect: "Boon of the Storm Tortoise", Effect Duration: 32
3890	deionized vial of violet slime	0		Effect: "Quiet 'n' Good", Effect Duration: 22
3891	extra-wet triple-alkaline blurry vial of vermilion slime	0		Effect: "Standard Cheer", Effect Duration: 41
3892	galvanized extra-anodized ghostly vial of amber slime	0		Effect: "Dance Interpreter", Effect Duration: 19
3893	frozen quadruple-quantum maroon pulsating vial of chartreuse slime	0		Effect: "Colorful Gratitude", Effect Duration: 40
3894	quadruple-pickled triple-quantum warmed vial of teal slime	0		Effect: "Arabian Knighthood", Effect Duration: 56
3895	pickled vial of indigo slime	0		Effect: "Uncanny Shot", Effect Duration: 38
3896	Vulcanized vial of slime	0		Effect: "Buff as a Baobab", Effect Duration: 44
3897	frozen vial of brown slime	0		Effect: "Happy Salamander", Effect Duration: 24
3898	bottle of G&uuml;-Gone	0		
3901	seal-blubber candle	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3902	figurine of a wretched-looking seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3903	figurine of a baby seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3904	figurine of an armored seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3905	narrow wobbly figurine of an seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3906	green figurine of a sleek seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3907	maroon figurine of a shadowy seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3908	mirror figurine of a stinking seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3909	blurry figurine of a charred seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3910	spinning figurine of a seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3911	pulsating figurine of a slippery seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3912	upside-down imbued seal-blubber candle	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3913	practically non-alcoholic hand-crafted blended swill with a fly in it	1	EPIC	
3914	turtle wax	0		
3915	Temple Grandin's turtle wax shield	0		Familiar Weight: +7
3916	turtle wax helmet of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato, 0.5xFairy, cap 10"
3917	censurious turtle wax greaves	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xBarrr, cap 10"
3918	mirror Oprah's meat shield	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50
3919	twirling turtlemail bits	0		
3920	coward's turtlemail coif of doom	0		Monster Level: -20, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 20"
3921	personal trainer's turtlemail breeches of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, 1.5xFairy, cap 20"
3922	flame-wreathed turtlemail hauberk of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Hot Spell Damage: +10
3923	pulsating hedgeturtle	0		
3924	chaotic spiky turtle helmet of the early riser	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Adventures: +7, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 32"
3925	jittery studded spiky turtle shoulderpads	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Single Equip, Thorns: 2
3926	jittery banded spiky turtle shield of the bloodbag	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Maximum HP: +100
3927	turtling rod	0		Class: "Turtle Tamer"
3928	syncopated turtle	0		
3929	grinning turtle	0		
3930	pickled altered tainted seal's blood	0		Effect: "Heart of Pink", Effect Duration: 63
3931	wobbly hale deadly severed flipper	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Maximum HP: +20, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3932	fuchsia ingot of seal-iron	0		
3933	green tumbling Samson's smartaleck's bad-ass club	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Experience (Muscle): +5, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3934	sealbone	0		
3935	dry cyan jittery hyperinflated seal lung	0		Effect: "Tingly Wrists", Effect Duration: 19
3936	pickled energized olive scrap of shadow	0		Effect: "Thick-Skinned", Effect Duration: 63
3937	ionized polymerized fustulent seal grulch	0		Effect: "Expert Vacationer", Effect Duration: 28
3938	manspreader's club of corruption	0		Monster Level: +10, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3939	corrupt club of corruption of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3940	Sinatra's corrupt club of corrupt corruption	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3941	bouncing avaricious Oprah's vibrating evil-ass club	0		Maximum MP Percent: 60, Meat Drop: +30, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3942	rosewater-soaked studded razor-sharp nasty-ass club	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Damage Absorption: +80, Stench Resistance: +3, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3943	knitted infernal toilet brush of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +3, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3944	squat yellow family-friendly chilly shadowy seal eye	0		Cold Damage: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3945	crafty oyster egg balloon	0		Maximum MP: +10
3946	Clan VIP Lounge invitation	0		Free Pull
3947	Clan VIP Lounge key	0		Free Pull
3948	Meat	0		
3949	red treasure chest	0		
3950	yellow key	0		
3951	Baron von Ratsworth	0		
3952	monocle	0		
3953	pulsating mink	0		
3954	wobbly teddy butler	0		
3955	martini	0		
3956	crazy bastard sword	0		
3957	tin of caviar	0		
3958	rock-hard bejeweled cufflinks	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Single Equip
3959	tumbling dangerous garish pinky ring	0		Weapon Damage: +10
3960	skewed frosty designer sunglasses	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
3961	mansplainer's opera glasses of the cheetah	0		Monster Level: +15, Initiative: +60
3962	designer handbag	0		
3963	teal Clan pool table	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2009-05"
3964	squat cell phone	0		Familiar Weight: +10
3965	liquefied altered wobbly cube of billiard chalk	0		Effect: "Funky Coal Patina", Effect Duration: 64
3966	nippy padded hot-ass club of mayonnaise	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Cold Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3967	extremely unsafe dance instructor's frigid-ass club of mayonnaise	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3968	jittery sharpshooter's hardened creepy-ass club of the brazier	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3969	triple-improved aerosolized sizzling seal fat	0		Effect: "Itchy Trigger Finger", Effect Duration: 50
3970	wobbly family-friendly nasty Abyssal ember	0		Stench Damage: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3971	triple-deionized cyan frost-rimed seal hide	0		Effect: "Graham Crackling", Effect Duration: 50
3972	jittery Jeselnik's seal spine of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Sleaze Damage: +25, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3973	triple-quantum fuchsia skewed seal lube	0		Effect: "Material Witness", Effect Duration: 23
3974	green knitted brainy mannequin leg	0		Mysticality: +5, Cold Resistance: +3, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3975	therapeutic padded tortoise of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
3976	ghostly jittery Temple Grandin's quilted tortoboggan	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Familiar Weight: +7, Single Equip
3977	cyan painted turtle	0		
3978	lard-coated wizardly painted shield	0		Mysticality: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
3979	sleeping wereturtle	0		
3980	blue shell	0		
3981	torquoise	0		
3982	squat electrified torquoise ring of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip
3983	dueling turtle	0		
3984	healthy dueling banjo of the scaredy-cat	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Monster Level: -15
3985	soup turtle	0		
3986	samurai turtle	0		
3987	blinking Jeselnik's samurai turtle helmet	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Item Drop: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato, cap 6"
3988	narrow turtle shell	0		
3989	shaking teal turtle shell powder	0		
3990	Rosewater's turtle shell helmet	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cap 8"
3991	slime-soaked hypophysis	0		Skill: "Slimy Sinews"
3992	squat tumbling slime-soaked brain	0		Skill: "Slimy Synapses"
3993	slime-soaked sweat gland	0		Skill: "Slimy Shoulders"
3994	security blankie	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3995	purple squat bundle of chamoix	0		
3996	tumbling boxcar turtle	0		
3997	dolphin whistle	0		
3998	metrognome	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3999	infant sandworm	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4000	pulsating string of dingle balls	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
4001	distilled squat blurry agua de vida	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2009-06"
4002	inspector's clever tortoboggan shield	0		Maximum MP: +20, Item Drop: +15
4003	bottle of moontan lotion	0		
4004	purple skewed MacGyver's soup-chucks	0		Maximum MP: +100
4005	flattened dry nitrogenated mirror ballast turtle	0		Effect: "Abyssal Tears", Effect Duration: 18
4006	memory of some amino acids	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4007	memory of a C	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4008	memory of an A	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4009	memory of a G	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4010	memory of a T	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4011	memory of a CA base pair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4012	memory of a CG base pair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4013	blinking memory of a CT base pair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4014	twirling spinning memory of an AG base pair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4015	memory of an AT base pair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4016	memory of a GT base pair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4017	squirming Slime larva	0		
4018	up-at-dawn greaves	0		Adventures: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, cap 37"
4019	spinning undissolvable contact lenses	0		
4020	piece of rebar of the ox of the glutton	0		Muscle: +20, Food Drop: +100
4021	mirror smelly hale shovel of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Maximum HP: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +10
4022	maroon tumbling greasy wholesome necklace of the cheetah	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Initiative: +60
4023	cyan Jack Frost's Rosewater's speargun of extreme caution	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Monster Level: -25, Cold Spell Damage: +50
4024	tumbling Usain Bolt's compass of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100, Initiative: +80
4025	lion tamer's deadly helmet of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Weapon Damage: +5, Experience (familiar): +2, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy"
4026	gravedigger's smooth lantern of James Dean	0		Moxie: +15, Experience (Moxie): +3, Spooky Damage: +10
4027	ghostly frightening fortified deadly greaves	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Damage Absorption: +60, Spooky Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 0.5xBarrr"
4028	wobbly rosewater-soaked club of the pedagogue of the scaredy-cat	0		Experience: +3, Monster Level: -15, Stench Resistance: +3
4029	gray memory of a grappling hook	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4030	memory of a small stone block	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4031	memory of a stone block	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4032	memory of half a stone circle	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4033	memory of a stone half-circle	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4034	memory of an iron key	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4035	pulsating memory of a crystal	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4036	caustic slime nodule	0		
4037	low-calorie moldy slimy sweetbreads	1	crappy	
4038	tolerable slimy fermented bile bladder	4	good	
4039	diluted gray slimy alveolus	1		Effect: "Spookyravin'", Effect Duration: 15
4040	huge memory of a cultist's robe	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-06"
4041	careful pig-iron helm of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Monster Level: -10, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 22", Last Available: "2009-06"
4042	bouncing vibrating boxer's pig-iron shinguards	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, 1.5xFairy, cap 22", Last Available: "2009-06"
4043	cool pig-iron bracers of Tarzan	0		Moxie: +5, Experience (Muscle): +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-06"
4044	ghostly wumpus hair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4045	wumpus-hair bolo	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4046	wumpus-hair net	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4047	sage wumpus-hair whip	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Last Available: "2009-06"
4048	olive Usain Bolt's experienced Rosewater's wumpus-hair wig	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Experience: +2, Initiative: +80, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol, cap 25", Last Available: "2009-06"
4049	huge smelly sinister wumpus-hair loincloth of the blizzard	0		Spell Damage: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 5", Last Available: "2009-06"
4050	scandalous wumpus-hair sweater of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Damage: +5, Last Available: "2009-06"
4051	narrow ring of teleportation of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
4052	cyan glass of baboon milk	1	decent	Last Available: "2009-06"
4053	banana milkshake	1	decent	Last Available: "2009-06"
4054	triple-distilled bad twirling White Hyborian	10	decent	Last Available: "2009-06"
4055	steel-toed goblin hunting spear	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Last Available: "2009-06"
4056	Jack Frost's savvy goblin autoblowgun	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2009-06"
4057	olive twirling censurious tribal beads	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2009-06"
4058	sinister stone fist of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2009-06"
4059	fortified stone head	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Last Available: "2009-06"
4060	upside-down Indigo Party Invitation	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4061	Violet Hunt Invitation	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4062	bouncing Blue Milk Club Card	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4063	Mecha Mayhem Club Card	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4064	'Smuggler Shot First' Button	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4065	teal Spacefleet Communicator Badge	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4066	squat Ruby Rod	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4067	yellow essence of heat	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4068	maroon essence of kink	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4069	essence of	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4070	shaking twirling essence of stench	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4071	essence of fright	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4072	essence of	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4073	yellow Supreme Being Glossary	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4074	multi-pass	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4075	Annie Oakley's padded villainous scythe	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Slime Hates It: +2
4076	shellacked baneful bandolier of Gandalf	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Slime Hates It: +1
4077	ghostly gravedigger's hardened diabolical crossbow	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Spooky Damage: +10, Slime Hates It: +1
4078	rock-hard malevolent medallion of terror	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Slime Hates It: +1, Single Equip
4079	upside-down Annie Oakley's corrosive cowl of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Slime Hates It: +1, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato, 0.5xFairy"
4080	narrow supercharged rosy-cheeked grisly shield	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Slime Hates It: +1
4081	Herculean weightlifter's corroded breeches	0		Muscle: +15, Experience (Muscle): +1, Slime Hates It: +1, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xPotato"
4082	arcane researcher's experienced pernicious cudgel	0		Experience: +2, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Slime Hates It: +1
4083	stale cupcake-in-a-cup	3	decent	Last Available: "2009-06"
4084	pool of liquid	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4085	tasty gigantic jittery squat protein paste	6	awesome	Last Available: "2009-06"
4086	chilly groovy cyber-mattock	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Cold Damage: +5, Last Available: "2009-06"
4087	facehugging alien	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4088	skewed X-37 gun	0		Breakable, Last Available: "2009-06"
4089	non-wet dry neurostim pill	0		Effect: "Cock of the Walk", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2009-06"
4090	magnetized physiostim pill	0		Effect: "Broken Bone Nubs", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2009-06"
4091	slimy cyst	0		
4092	narrow small slimy cyst	0		
4093	medium slimy cyst	0		
4094	slimy cyst	0		
4095	pulsating yellow asbestos-lined peawee marble	0		Hot Resistance: +5
4096	narrow red horrifying brown crock marble	0		Spooky Damage: +25
4097	pulsating wobbly Usain Bolt's China marble	0		Initiative: +80
4098	rock-hard lemonade marble	0		Damage Reduction: 5
4099	huge ribald bumblebee marble	0		Sleaze Damage: +10
4100	electrified jet bennie marble	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
4101	hale beige clambroth marble of the detective	0		Maximum HP: +20, Item Drop: +20
4102	skewed Socratic steely marble	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1
4103	nippy chilly sinister beach ball marble	0		Spell Damage: +10, Cold Damage: 15
4104	shellacked catseye marble	0		Damage Reduction: 7
4105	bumboozer marble of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25
4106	aromatic chamoisole	0		Stench Resistance: +1
4107	polymerized liquefied green bitter pill	0		Effect: "Fruited", Effect Duration: 42
4108	therapeutic monstrous monocle of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2009-06", Synergetic
4109	quilted forbidden musty moccasins	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Damage Absorption: +40, Last Available: "2009-06", Synergetic
4110	family-friendly Tesla molten medallion	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2009-06", Synergetic
4111	blue greedy brazen bracelet of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2009-06", Synergetic
4112	greasy bitter bowtie of the boozehound	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2009-06", Synergetic
4113	shaking bewitching boots of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Last Available: "2009-06", Synergetic
4114	ghostly secret from the future	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4115	wobbly moist sack	0		
4116	spinning skewed hardened stylish rickety unicycle of the boozehound	0		Moxie: +25, Damage Reduction: 3, Booze Drop: +100, Single Equip
4117	wobbly wizardly crusty hula hoop of the sewer of courage	0		Mysticality: +25, Stench Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +3, Single Equip
4118	knitted sizzling Coily&trade; of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Hot Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +3
4119	mirror deadly Rosewater's school flying disc of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Mysticality Percent: +30, Weapon Damage: +5
4120	twirling perfumed lawn dart of dire peril of Leguizamo	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Monster Level: +20, Stench Resistance: +5
4121	miser's Jeselnik's Temple Grandin's wagon	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Sleaze Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +10
4122	cyan wad of slimy rags	0		
4123	executive Rosewater's crown-shaped beanie of James Dean	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Experience (Moxie): +3, Meat Drop: +40, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xGhuol"
4124	Temple Grandin's hopping socks of the scaredy-cat of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -40, Familiar Weight: +7, Single Equip
4125	wool lard-coated poodle skirt of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy"
4126	narrow upside-down letterman's jacket of the bloodbag of chilblains of the detective	0		Maximum HP: +100, Cold Damage: +25, Item Drop: +20
4127	lightning-fast nasty mansplainer's hardened slime hat	0		Monster Level: +15, Stench Damage: +5, Initiative: +40, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy"
4128	spinning baleful boxer's hardened slime pants	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato"
4129	censurious Temple Grandin's wholesome hardened slime belt	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Familiar Weight: +7, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Single Equip
4130	squat empty agua de vida bottle	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4131	modified boot plant	1	awesome	Last Available: "2009-06"
4132	acceptable fancy sham champagne	3	good	Effect: "Shoesauce", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2009-06"
4133	ionized shaking blue tempura air	0		Effect: "No Worries", Effect Duration: 56
4134	polarized pressurized potion of pneumaticity	0		Effect: "Expert Vacationer", Effect Duration: 27
4135	olive twirling moveable feast	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2009-11", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.35
4136	green lion tamer's Bag o' Tricks of the cougar of the sewer of doom	0		Moxie: +20, Experience (familiar): +2, Stench Damage: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Open the Bag o' Tricks", Last Available: "2009-07"
4137	slime stack	0		
4138	ghostly a rumpled paper strip	0		
4139	bouncing a creased paper strip	0		
4140	shaking a folded paper strip	0		
4141	a crinkled paper strip	0		
4142	bouncing teal jittery a crumpled paper strip	0		
4143	a ragged paper strip	0		
4144	pulsating a ripped paper strip	0		
4145	brawny funny paper hat	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 2"
4146	alkaline shaking sand	0		Effect: "Heal Thy Nanoself", Effect Duration: 12
4147	wizardly beefy charged magnet	0		Muscle: +10, Mysticality: +25, Last Available: "2009-09"
4148	spinning stone sphere	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2009-09"
4149	quadroculars	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2009-09"
4150	lint	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4151	vacuum-sealed dubious peppermint	0		Effect: "Weird Flavor", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2020-09"
4152	triple-corrupted lime green Elvish delight	0		Effect: "20-20 Second Sight", Effect Duration: 48
4153	rockfish stomach	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4154	live lobster	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4155	wok lobster	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4156	pebbles	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4157	blinking gravel	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4158	rock	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4159	rock lobster	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4160	delicious watered-down pebblebr&auml;u	2	awesome	Last Available: "2009-09"
4161	bland immense rocky road ice cream	10	decent	Last Available: "2009-09"
4162	extra-strength rubber bands	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4163	dry huge children of the candy corn	0		Effect: "Seeing Colors", Effect Duration: 69
4164	cold-filtered magnetized yellow pulsating Good 'n' Slimy	0		Effect: "Sinuses For Miles", Effect Duration: 55
4165	mirror friendly experienced Staff of the Soupbone of the overflowing toilet	0		Experience: +2, Familiar Weight: +3, Stench Spell Damage: +50
4166	blurry bouncing Voluminous Radio Pants of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "2xGhoul, cap 37"
4167	beefcake's Voluminous Radio Hat	0		Muscle: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhoul, cap 37"
4168	Jim Carey's Voluminous Radio Sneakers	0		Monster Level: +25, Single Equip
4169	huge 4-d camera	0		
4170	shaking 4-d camera	0		
4171	crystallized memory	0		
4172	strapping rock helmet	0		Muscle: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xGhuol, cap 25"
4173	ghostly rock pants of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Familiar Effect: "1.5xBarrr, 1xGhuol, cap 25"
4174	rosy-cheeked rock necklace	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Single Equip
4175	spaghetti cult robe	0		
4176	sugar sheet	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4177	Tome of Sugar Shummoning	0		Free Pull, Skill: "Summon Sugar Sheets"
4178	Herculean sugar shotgun	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Breakable, Last Available: "2009-09"
4179	hale sugar shillelagh	0		Maximum HP: +20, Breakable, Last Available: "2009-09"
4180	asbestos-lined sugar shank	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Breakable, Last Available: "2009-09"
4181	executive frosty shellacked sugar chapeau	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +40, Breakable, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xVolley, 2xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2009-09"
4182	smelly sugar shorts	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Breakable, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 1xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2009-09"
4183	sugar shield	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Breakable, Last Available: "2009-09"
4184	twirling pulsating slime convention swag bag	0		
4185	huge slime convention flyers	0		
4186	slime convention coupons	0		
4187	stanky slime convention pin	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25
4188	slime convention t-shirt	0		
4189	inverse geode	0		
4190	control crystal	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4191	savvy sugar shirt	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Breakable, Last Available: "2009-09"
4192	sugar shard	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4193	toasty rave visor	0		Hot Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1.5xPotato, cap 37", Raveosity: +2
4194	skewed purple double-paned baggy rave pants	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 37", Raveosity: +2
4195	electrified pacifier necklace	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Raveosity: +2
4196	sea cowbell	0		
4197	sea	0		
4198	sea lasso	0		
4199	mirror frightening supercool beefy sea cowboy hat	0		Muscle: +10, Moxie Percent: +20, Spooky Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xLep"
4200	purple grouper fangirl	0		
4201	gill rings	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4202	tumbling urchin roe	0		
4203	skewed pet anemone	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4204	pulsating Mer-kin cheatsheet	0		
4205	cyan Mer-kin wordquiz	0		
4206	pulsating ribald brand new key of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Sleaze Damage: +10
4207	Fonzie's dorsal fin	0		Experience (Moxie): +1
4208	bouncing skate skates	0		
4209	skate skin	0		
4210	roller skate decoy	0		
4211	tumbling mermaid's purse	0		
4212	underwater slingshot	0		
4213	skewed censurious skate blade of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Sleaze Resistance: +3
4214	spangly unitard	0		
4215	skewed ghostly lard-coated toasty collapsible baton	0		Hot Damage: +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
4216	groupie lipstick	0		
4217	groupie bra	0		
4218	colloidal jittery groupie spangles	0		Effect: "Tea-hee", Effect Duration: 65
4219	fuchsia stiffened slick skate board	0		Moxie: +10, Damage Reduction: 1
4220	S.A.V.E. flyer	0		
4221	manspreader's yield shield	0		Monster Level: +10, Last Available: "2009-09"
4222	map to the Skate Park	0		
4223	squamous polyp	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4224	unspeakable lozenges	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2009-10"
4225	twirling roller skate doll	0		
4226	aromatic Star of Bravery	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Single Equip
4227	hungover chauvinist pig	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2010-10"
4228	lime green perfectly ordinary frog	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2010-10"
4229	amphibious tophat	0		Equips On: "Dancing Frog", Familiar Effect: "adventure underwater"
4230	yellow bottle of Cochon Noir	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4231	ice skate decoy	0		
4232	cyan ice skate doll	0		
4233	hacienda key	0		
4234	jittery pat&eacute; knife of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100
4235	salt-shaker	0		
4236	teal mirror can of sterno	0		
4237	maroon shaking educational cheese-slicer	0		Experience: +1
4238	stale squat beef jerky	3	decent	
4239	huge jittery flame-wreathed pipe wrench	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10
4240	frozen narrow upside-down gun cleaning kit	0		Effect: "Happy Trails", Effect Duration: 28
4241	narrow supercharged sleep mask	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Blind, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 37"
4242	blinking savvy sock garters	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Single Equip
4243	tarnished mariachi toothpaste	0		Effect: "Bat Attitude", Effect Duration: 42
4244	sage leather-bound tome	0		Mysticality Percent: +10
4245	blurry bookmark	0		
4246	blue ivory cue ball of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40
4247	smooth decanter of fine Scotch	4	awesome	
4248	denatured expensive cigar	1		
4249	blurry tophat	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4250	fisherman's sack	0		
4251	fish-oil smoke bomb	0		
4252	concentrated energized vial of squid ink	0		Effect: "Spiritually Awake", Effect Duration: 47
4253	enhanced potion of speed	0		Effect: "Wet and Greedy", Effect Duration: 12
4254	bark	0		Last Available: "2009-10"
4255	Wolfman Nardz	0		Last Available: "2009-10"
4256	pressed sap	0		Effect: "Sparkly!", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2009-10"
4257	petrified wood	0		Last Available: "2009-10"
4258	normal chocolate-covered scarab beetle	3	good	Last Available: "2009-10"
4259	fancy lousy mulled cider	3	decent	Effect: "Eyes for Miles", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2009-10"
4260	huge wolfman mask	0		Familiar Effect: "8xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2009-10"
4261	spinning pumpkinhead mask	0		Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2009-10"
4262	mummy costume	0		Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2009-10"
4263	Ax of L'rose	0		Last Available: "2009-10"
4264	nippy bark boxers	0		Cold Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xVolley, cap 10", Last Available: "2009-10"
4265	lightning-fast bark beret	0		Initiative: +40, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, 2.5xLep, cap 10", Last Available: "2009-10"
4266	Tesla bark bracelet	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip
4267	squat occult Krakrox's Loincloth of bravery	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Spooky Resistance: +5, Class: "Seal Clubber", Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 2xPotato, cap 31"
4268	groovy Galapagosian Cuisses of vim and vigor	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, MP regen, cap 31"
4269	shaking green ghostly smooth strapping Angelhair Culottes	0		Muscle: +5, Moxie: +15, Class: "Pastamancer", Familiar Effect: "1.5xPotato, 2xGhoul, cap 31"
4270	auspicious knitted Newman's Own Trousers	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Item Drop: +10, Class: "Sauceror", Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xPotato, cap 31"
4271	Tesla Volartta's bellbottoms of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Class: "Disco Bandit", Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1.5xFairy, cap 31"
4272	auspicious crafty Lederhosen of the Night	0		Maximum MP: +10, Item Drop: +10, Class: "Accordion Thief", Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xGhuol, cap 31"
4273	concentrated ghostly upside-down ribbon candy	0		Effect: "Tiki Toughness", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2020-09"
4274	Underworld acorn	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2009-10"
4275	Underworld trunk	0		Last Available: "2009-10"
4276	tumbling inspector's rosewater-soaked Underworld truncheon of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Stench Resistance: +3, Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2009-10"
4277	Sherlock's stanky beefy Staff of the Woodfire	0		Muscle: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2009-10"
4278	avaricious careful steel-toed Underworld flail	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Monster Level: -10, Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2009-10"
4279	Mer-kin cancerstick	0		
4280	tumbling mirror Mer-kin sawdust	0		
4281	prompt crafty Mer-kin bunwig	0		Maximum MP: +10, Adventures: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley"
4282	fuchsia razor-sharp experienced crappy Mer-kin mask of vim and vigor	0		Experience: +2, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Adventure Underwater, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xBarrr"
4283	shaking blurry supercharged Da Vinci's crappy Mer-kin tailpiece	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy"
4284	friendly deadly smooth Mer-kin gladiator mask	0		Moxie: +15, Weapon Damage: +5, Familiar Weight: +3, Adventure Underwater, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr"
4285	spinning wobbly family-friendly asbestos-lined Mer-kin scholar mask of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Adventure Underwater, Familiar Effect: "cold atk"
4286	Jim Carey's smartaleck's Mer-kin gladiator tailpiece of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Moxie Percent: +30, Monster Level: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy"
4287	lightning-fast slick Mer-kin scholar tailpiece of the dark arts	0		Moxie: +10, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Initiative: +40, Familiar Effect: "1.5xBarrr, 1xFairy"
4288	tumbling Mer-kin headguard of wisdom of the bloodbag of the sweet-tooth	0		Mysticality: +15, Maximum HP: +100, Candy Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk"
4289	Mer-kin waistrope of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25
4290	veiny Rosewater's beefy Mer-kin facecowl	0		Muscle: +10, Mysticality Percent: +30, Maximum HP: +10
4291	jittery Mer-kin thighguard of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20
4292	medical-grade therapeutic Mer-kin dodgeball of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, HP Regen Min: 12, HP Regen Max: 17, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ball Bust", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ball Sweat", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ball Sack"
4293	tumbling blurry Van der Graaf resourceful Mer-kin dragnet of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Maximum MP: +50, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Net Gain", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Net Loss", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Net Neutrality"
4294	huge Jack Frost's Mer-kin switchblade of doom	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Item Drop: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blade Sling", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blade Roller", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blade Runner"
4295	spinning crystal orb of spirit wrangling	0		
4296	depleted uranium seal figurine	0		
4297	reassuring occult sage Ass-Stompers of Violence	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Spooky Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Stomp Ass"
4298	wobbly wool greasy Brand of Violence of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Brand"
4299	supercharged Novelty Belt Buckle of Violence of the ox of bravery	0		Muscle: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Spooky Resistance: +5, Single Equip
4300	extremely unsafe weightlifter's Lens of Violence of the ox	0		Muscle: 35, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Violent Gaze", Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr"
4301	banded Pigsticker of Violence of the ox of chilblains	0		Muscle: +20, Damage Absorption: +100, Cold Damage: +25
4302	avaricious flame-retardant wholesome Jodhpurs of Violence	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Hot Resistance: +1, Meat Drop: +30, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Mosh", Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato"
4303	green aromatic Van der Graaf sage Cold Stone of Hatred	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Stench Resistance: +1, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Chilling Grip"
4304	narrow supercharged personal trainer's Girdle of Hatred of dire peril	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Weapon Damage: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Tighten Girdle"
4305	up-at-dawn banded Staff of Simmering Hatred of the sewer	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Stench Damage: +25, Adventures: +5
4306	family-friendly greasy Pantaloons of Hatred of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "[7156]Static Shock", Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 2xVolley"
4307	greasy deadly cool Fuzzy Slippers of Hatred	0		Moxie: +5, Weapon Damage: +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
4308	gravedigger's Jack Frost's Jim Carey's Lens of Hatred	0		Monster Level: +25, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Hateful Gaze", Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xBarrr"
4309	Newton's Treads of Loathing of courage of the early riser	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Spooky Resistance: +3, Adventures: +7, Single Equip, Cloathing
4310	Lo Pan's hardened Scepter of Loathing of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Damage Reduction: 3, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Cloathing
4311	upside-down greedy dance instructor's Samson's Belt of Loathing	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Meat Drop: +20, Single Equip, Cloathing
4312	blinking reassuring Goggles of Loathing of bravery of the sweet-tooth	0		Spooky Resistance: 6, Candy Drop: +100, Cloathing, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, 1.5xBarrr"
4313	wobbly censurious flame-wreathed stiffened Stick-Knife of Loathing	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Cloathing
4314	avaricious frosty Jeans of Loathing of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +30, Cloathing, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xPotato"
4315	Annual Ascot of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50
4316	Samson's Sledgehammer of the V&aelig;lkyr of the wise owl of the boozehound	0		Mysticality: +20, Experience (Muscle): +5, Booze Drop: +100, Class: "Seal Clubber", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Bashing Slam Smash"
4317	friendly vibrating Flail of the Seven Aspects of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Familiar Weight: +3, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Turtle of Seven Tails"
4318	upside-down frightening chaotic Wrath of the Capsaician Pastalords of the cheetah	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Spooky Damage: +5, Initiative: +60, Class: "Pastamancer", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Noodles of Fire"
4319	lion tamer's crafty baleful Windsor Pan of the Source	0		Spell Damage: +25, Maximum MP: +10, Experience (familiar): +2, Class: "Sauceror", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Saucemageddon"
4320	purple chilly therapeutic forbidden Seeger's Unstoppable Banjo	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Cold Damage: +5, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Class: "Disco Bandit", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Funk Bluegrass Fusion"
4321	chaotic groovy The Trickster's Trikitixa of vim and vigor of mayonnaise	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Extreme High Note"
4322	huge bouncing Sherlock's chilly smooth Claw of the Infernal Seal	0		Moxie: +15, Cold Damage: +5, Item Drop: +25, Class: "Seal Clubber", Single Equip
4323	Jeselnik's manspreader's stiffened Garter of the Turtle Poacher	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Monster Level: +10, Sleaze Damage: +25, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Single Equip
4324	lightning-fast MacGyver's Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	0		Maximum MP: +100, Initiative: +40, Class: "Pastamancer", Single Equip
4325	lightning-fast grievous Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob of Leguizamo	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Monster Level: +20, Initiative: +40, Class: "Sauceror", Single Equip
4326	bouncing flame-wreathed brainy Bling of the New Wave of chilblains	0		Mysticality: +5, Cold Damage: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Class: "Disco Bandit", Single Equip, Extra Pickpocket
4327	avaricious fortified savvy La Hebilla del Cintur&oacute;n de Lopez	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Damage Absorption: +60, Meat Drop: +30, Class: "Accordion Thief", Single Equip
4328	ghostly suspicious stocking	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2009-12"
4329	twirling bag of many confections	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4330	flavorless twirling candy kneecapping stick	3	decent	Last Available: "2009-12"
4331	moldy licorice garrote	3	crappy	Last Available: "2009-12"
4332	mirror Jim Carey's candy knuckles	0		Monster Level: +25, Last Available: "2009-12"
4333	delicious jawbruiser	3	awesome	Last Available: "2010-12"
4334	super-modified chocolate car	0		Effect: "How to Scam Tourists", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2009-12"
4335	mirror sage plastic 11 Dealer	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Last Available: "2009-12"
4336	dog trainer's plastic Crimbo Casino	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Last Available: "2009-12"
4337	jittery frightening plastic stocking mimic	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2009-12"
4338	huge vibrating plastic Don Crimbo	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2009-12"
4339	twirling Jim Carey's plastic Crimbomination	0		Monster Level: +25, Last Available: "2009-12"
4340	anodized ghostly Piddles	0		Effect: "Memory of Resilience", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2009-12"
4341	adjusted BitterSweetTarts	0		Effect: "Bored Stiff", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2009-12"
4342	super-pickled polymerized squat gray Polka Pop	0		Effect: "Extra-Sharp Weapon", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2009-12"
4343	narrow tumbling Crimbuck	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4344	Crimbo wreath	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4345	string of Crimbo lights	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4346	skewed plastic Crimbo reindeer	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4347	gingerbread house	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4348	leftover Crimbo rations	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4349	Newton's snow hat	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, cap 12", Last Available: "2009-12"
4350	lime green gravedigger's snow pants	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xPotato, cap 12", Last Available: "2009-12"
4351	Jeselnik's snow belly	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-12"
4352	gray pile of loose snow	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4353	blinking Crimbough	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4354	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1	0		Skill: "Holiday Weight Gain", Last Available: "2009-12"
4355	mirror lime green mirror A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2	0		Skill: "Jingle Bells", Last Available: "2009-12"
4356	huge A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3	0		Skill: "Candyblast", Last Available: "2009-12"
4357	skewed A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4	0		Skill: "Surge of Icing", Last Available: "2009-12"
4358	narrow A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5	0		Skill: "Stealth Mistletoe", Last Available: "2009-12"
4359	tumbling A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6	0		Skill: "Cringle's Curative Carol", Last Available: "2009-12"
4360	spoiled big expired can of franks 'n' beans	5	crappy	Last Available: "2009-12"
4361	practically non-alcoholic lousy twirling expired bottle of peppermint schnapps	1	decent	Last Available: "2009-12"
4362	snow halo	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2009-12"
4363	spinning elf resistance button	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4364	oxidized purple elven suicide capsule	0		Effect: "Cotton Mouthed", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2009-12"
4365	bland penguin focaccia bread	3	decent	Last Available: "2009-12"
4366	lousy herringcello	3	decent	Last Available: "2009-12"
4367	high-proof bad elven cellocello	6	decent	Last Available: "2009-12"
4368	shaking wrench handle	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4369	maroon handful of headless bolts	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4370	bottle of agitprop ink	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4371	handful of wires	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4372	chunk of cement	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4373	grappling hook	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4374	elf ear	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4375	shaking spiraling shape	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4376	Crimbomination Contraption	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4377	throwing wrench of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Last Available: "2009-12"
4378	spinning pair of bolt cutters of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2009-12"
4379	asbestos-lined poison pen	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2009-12"
4380	speed limit shield of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Last Available: "2009-12"
4381	beefy live wire of the brute	0		Muscle: +10, Muscle Percent: +30, Last Available: "2009-12"
4382	studded Rosewater's misfit dolly	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Damage Absorption: +80, Last Available: "2009-12"
4383	blinking misfit hobby horse of courage of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: 8, Last Available: "2009-12"
4384	skewed medical-grade curative misfit teddy bear	0		HP Regen Min: 10, HP Regen Max: 15, Last Available: "2009-12"
4385	lion tamer's pocketwatch on a chain of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Experience (familiar): +2, Last Available: "2009-12"
4386	twirling careful boxer's cement sandals	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Monster Level: -10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-12"
4387	Newton's stylish night-vision goggles	0		Moxie: +25, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-12"
4388	passable elf mask	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2", Last Available: "2009-12"
4389	tumbling peanut brittle shield of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2009-12"
4390	blue asbestos-lined Temple Grandin's Red Rover BB gun	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2009-12"
4391	MacGyver's red-and-green sweater	0		Maximum MP: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "[7094]Static Shock", Last Available: "2009-12"
4392	ghostly Crimbo Candy Cookbook	0		Skill: "Summon Crimbo Candy", Last Available: "2009-12"
4393	anodized oxidized Crimbo peppermint bark	0		Effect: "Holiday Bliss", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2009-12"
4394	wet extra-electrified Crimbo fudge	0		Effect: "Ready to Snap", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2009-12"
4395	extra-pickled jittery Crimbo pecan	0		Effect: "Adapt to Change Eventually", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2009-12"
4396	Jack-in-the-box	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4397	spinning crank handle	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2009-12"
4398	blurry cheese ball	0		Last Available: "2010-01"
4399	spinning greasy cheese sword	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2010-01", Stinky Cheese
4400	deadly cheese diaper	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1.5xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2010-01", Stinky Cheese
4401	slick cheese wheel	0		Moxie: +10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2010-01", Stinky Cheese
4402	friendly cheese eye	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Give Your Opponent the Stinkeye", Last Available: "2010-01", Stinky Cheese
4403	Sherlock's sinister Staff of Queso Escusado of extreme caution	0		Spell Damage: +10, Monster Level: -25, Item Drop: +25, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2010-01", Stinky Cheese
4405	wobbly foreign box	0		
4406	jittery The Art of Slapfighting	0		Class: "Seal Clubber", Skill: "Iron Palm Technique", Last Available: "2010-06"
4407	Uncle Romulus	0		Class: "Turtle Tamer", Skill: "Curiosity of Br'er Tarrypin", Last Available: "2010-03"
4408	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	0		Class: "Pastamancer", Skill: "Stringozzi Serpent", Last Available: "2010-04"
4409	Zu Mannk&auml;se Dienen	0		Class: "Sauceror", Skill: "K&auml;seso&szlig;esturm", Last Available: "2010-01"
4410	The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones	0		Class: "Disco Bandit", Skill: "Kung Fu Hustler", Last Available: "2011-01"
4411	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	0		Class: "Accordion Thief", Skill: "Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration", Last Available: "2010-02"
4412	low-calorie yummy quantum taco	0	???	Last Available: "2010-10"
4413	drinkable Schr&ouml;dinger's thermos	0	???	Last Available: "2010-04"
4414	colorful plastic ball	0		Last Available: "2010-01"
4415	spinning curative sealhide hood	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 40"
4416	hardy sealhide leggings	0		Maximum HP: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, cap 40"
4417	pulsating fireproof sealhide cloak	0		Hot Resistance: +3
4418	mirror scandalous sealhide buckler	0		Sleaze Damage: +5
4419	tumbling frosty sealhide whip	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10
4420	forbidden sealhide moccasins	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Single Equip
4421	shaking shaking sealhide gloves of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15
4422	hardy sealhide belt	0		Maximum HP: +50
4423	sealhide snare	0		
4424	puzzling trophy	0		
4425	super-tarnished sealhide seal doll	0		Effect: "Flamingly Floral", Effect Duration: 54
4426	lime green twirling hymnal	0		Skill: "Canticle of Carboloading"
4428	glowstick on a string of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50, Raveosity: +1
4429	huge auspicious candy necklace	0		Item Drop: +10, Single Equip, Raveosity: +1
4430	jittery teddybear backpack of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Raveosity: +1
4431	squat NPZR chemistry set	0		Last Available: "2011-08"
4432	ionized invisibility potion	0		Effect: "Egg-cellent Vocabulary", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2011-08"
4433	wet mirror irresistibility potion	0		Effect: "Cruisin' for a Bruisin'", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2011-08"
4434	colloidal pressed irritability potion	0		Effect: "Spiky Frozen Hair", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2011-08"
4436	ghostly cube	0		Last Available: "2011-02"
4438	hellseal whisker	0		
4439	hellseal claw	0		
4440	huge guard turtle shell of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 40"
4441	therapeutic crowbar	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
4442	nasty spaghetti cult rosary	0		Stench Damage: +5
4443	yellow blinking spaghetti cult mask of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xGhuol, cap 38"
4444	guard turtle collar	0		Familiar Damage: +10
4445	cyan spangly mariachi pants of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Familiar Effect: "2xFairy, 2xPotato, cap 37"
4446	tumbling wholesome Fonzie's spangly mariachi vest	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Maximum HP Percent: +10
4447	spangly sombrero of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "2xFairy, 2xPotato, cap 37"
4448	distilled jittery Instant Karma	1	awesome	
4449	upside-down painting of a landscape	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4450	map to The Landscaper's Lair	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4451	wholesome pointy hat	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 27", Last Available: "2010-04"
4452	blinking twirling crafty machetito	0		Maximum MP: +10, Last Available: "2010-04"
4453	twirling lawnmower blade of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2010-04"
4454	grass clippings	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
4455	quilted The Landscaper's leafblower	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Last Available: "2010-04"
4456	snowball	0		
4457	blinking snailmail bits	0		
4458	skewed cool snailmail coif of the scaredy-cat	0		Moxie: +5, Monster Level: -15, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 41"
4459	snailmail breeches of courage of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: 8, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 0.5xFairy, cap 41"
4460	Jim Carey's rosy-cheeked snailmail hauberk	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Monster Level: +25
4461	quantum corrupted seal-brain elixir	0		Effect: "I See Everything Thrice!", Effect Duration: 49
4462	dry wet liquefied shaking chocolate seal-clubbing club	0		Effect: "Balls of Ectoplasm", Effect Duration: 11
4463	energized wet spinning upside-down chocolate turtle totem	0		Effect: "Boon of the War Snapper", Effect Duration: 43
4464	deionized unsweetened mirror chocolate pasta spoon	0		Effect: "Disdain of the War Snapper", Effect Duration: 21
4465	tarnished shaking chocolate saucepan	0		Effect: "Going Ape", Effect Duration: 43
4466	enhanced unsweetened pulsating chocolate disco ball	0		Effect: "Frostbeard", Effect Duration: 55
4467	dry chocolate stolen accordion	0		Effect: "5 Pounds Lighter", Effect Duration: 59
4468	Libram of BRICKOs	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2010-02", Skill: "Summon BRICKOs"
4469	BRICKO brick	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4470	BRICKO eye brick	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4471	wobbly BRICKO hat of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 7", Last Available: "2010-02"
4472	supercharged BRICKO pants	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, 2xLep, 1xPotato, cap 22", Last Available: "2010-02"
4473	BRICKO sword of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Last Available: "2010-02"
4474	BRICKO ooze	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4475	BRICKO bat	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4476	blue BRICKO oyster	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4477	BRICKO turtle	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4478	BRICKO elephant	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4479	BRICKO octopus	0		Last Available: "2010-02", Wiki Name: "BRICKO octopus (item)"
4480	BRICKO python	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4481	BRICKO vacuum cleaner	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4482	BRICKO airship	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4483	pulsating BRICKO cathedral	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4484	maroon BRICKO gargantuchicken	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4485	twirling BRICKO pyramid	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4486	BRICKO pearl	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4487	padded BRICKO bulwark	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Last Available: "2010-02"
4488	BRICKO trunk	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4489	gilded BRICKO brick	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4490	gilded BRICKO chalice	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4491	gray BRICKO brick	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4492	huge BRICKO brick	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4493	twirling broken BRICKO brick	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4494	BRICKO reactor	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4495	BRICKO egg	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4496	extra-heavy BRICKO brick	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2010-02"
4497	vacuum-sealed wet squat recording of The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder	0		Effect: "Spooky Flavor", Effect Duration: 53
4498	improved shaking recording of Benetton's Medley of Diversity	0		Effect: "Healthy Blue Glow", Effect Duration: 35
4499	irradiated activated recording of Elron's Explosive Etude	0		Effect: "Twenty-three Squid, Ew", Effect Duration: 39
4500	anodized pressed recording of Chorale of Companionship	0		Effect: "Egg-stortionary Tactics", Effect Duration: 37
4501	ionized jittery recording of Prelude of Precision	0		Effect: "Antarctic Memories", Effect Duration: 35
4502	boiled recording of Donho's Bubbly Ballad	0		Effect: "Elron's Explosive Etude", Effect Duration: 52
4503	anodized mirror recording of Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	0		Effect: "Twinklebritches", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2010-02"
4504	olive medical-grade heart of the volcano of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
4505	energized Northern pemmican	0		Effect: "Extra Terrestrial", Effect Duration: 54
4506	puzzling ribbon	0		
4507	Clan looking glass	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2010-03"
4508	Vulcanized &quot;DRINK ME&quot; potion	0		Effect: "Cranberry Cordiality", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2010-03"
4509	reflection of a map	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4510	flavorless walrus ice cream	3	decent	Last Available: "2010-03"
4511	stale small ghostly beautiful soup	2	decent	Last Available: "2010-03"
4512	eggman noodles	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4513	Vial of <i>jus de larmes</i>	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4514	decent skewed yellow Humpty Dumplings	4	good	Last Available: "2010-03"
4515	stale big mirror maroon Lobster <i>qua</i> Grill	5	decent	Last Available: "2010-03"
4516	drinkable twirling missing wine	4	good	Last Available: "2010-03"
4517	gigantic moldy gray matter custard	6	crappy	Last Available: "2010-03"
4518	pressed energized comfit?	0		Effect: "Danish Cunning", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2010-03"
4519	teal ittah bittah hookah	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2010-03"
4520	extremely unsafe flamingo mallet of Flo-Jo	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2010-03"
4521	croquet hedgehog	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4522	special spinning teal Tiger-lily's milk	1	good	Effect: "Berry Berry Cold", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2010-03"
4523	spinning sizzling slick eye of the Tiger-lily	0		Moxie: +10, Hot Damage: +10, Last Available: "2010-03"
4524	fortified Rosewater's wig	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Damage Absorption: +60, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, 1xGhuol, cap 17", Last Available: "2010-03"
4525	spoiled gray tumbling donut	4	crappy	Last Available: "2010-03"
4526	flavorless bucket of honey	4	decent	Last Available: "2010-03"
4527	cyan toasty Sinatra's elephant stinger	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Hot Damage: +5, Last Available: "2010-03"
4528	rotten small ghostly dragon snaps	2	crappy	Last Available: "2010-03"
4529	energetic boxer's snapdragon pistil	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2010-03"
4530	puff of smoke	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4531	tasty massive rook cookie	6	awesome	Last Available: "2010-03"
4532	jumbo enchanted flavorless bishop cookie	5	decent	Effect: "Destructive Resolve", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2010-03"
4533	bland upside-down knight cookie	3	decent	Last Available: "2010-03"
4534	decent king cookie	4	good	Last Available: "2010-03"
4535	decent shaking queen cookie	3	good	Effect: "Towering Strength", Last Available: "2010-03"
4536	wobbly fairy-worn boots	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-08"
4537	inspector's insane tophat	0		Item Drop: +15, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 7", Last Available: "2010-03"
4538	avaricious helm of the knight of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Meat Drop: +30, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 15", Last Available: "2010-03"
4539	crafty wristwatch of the knight of the boozehound	0		Maximum MP: +10, Booze Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-03", Nonstackable Watch
4540	chilly trousers of the knight of the businessman	0		Cold Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2.5xPotato, 2xLep, cap 15", Last Available: "2010-03"
4541	hardened tophat	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, cap 25"
4542	studded tie	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Single Equip
4543	tuxedo pants of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 25"
4544	bouncing porpoise	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4545	pocketwatch	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4546	pulsating olive bandersnatch	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4547	caterpillar	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4548	walrus	0		Last Available: "2010-03", Synergetic
4549	wobbly carpenter	0		Last Available: "2010-03", Synergetic
4550	maroon tumbling dodo	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4551	upside-down detour shield of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2010-03"
4552	left parenthesis	0		
4553	lowercase a	0		
4554	percent sign	0		
4555	teal left bracket	0		
4556	right parenthesis	0		
4557	dollar sign	0		
4558	equal sign	0		
4559	twirling bouncing record album	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4560	map to Professor Jacking's laboratory	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4561	can of depilatory cream	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4562	jittery shaking hair of the calf	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4563	perfectly mixed world's most unappetizing beverage	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2010-04"
4564	steel-toed slippery when wet shield	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Last Available: "2010-04"
4565	adequate shaking raisin	3	good	Last Available: "2010-04"
4566	teal fly glasses	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Last Available: "2010-04"
4567	prompt lightning-fast flyest of shirts	0		Initiative: +40, Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2010-04"
4568	bland a dance upon the palate	3	decent	Last Available: "2010-04"
4569	normal massive prehistoric meteorite jawbreaker	10	good	Last Available: "2010-04"
4570	Crazyleg's razor	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4571	tiny spoiled squirmy violent party snack	1	crappy	Last Available: "2010-04"
4572	squat studded can-you-dig-it?	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Last Available: "2010-04"
4573	ghostly The Legendary Beat	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4574	squat cyan panicked kernel	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2010-04"
4575	bugged beanie	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Last Available: "2010-04"
4576	bugged balaclava	0		Monster Level: +20, Equips On: "Baby Bugged Bugbear", Last Available: "2010-04"
4577	twirling bugged b&Atilde;&para;n&plusmn;&Atilde;&copy;t	0		Food Drop: +5, Pants Drop: +5, Candy Drop: +5, Equips On: "Baby Bugged Bugbear", Last Available: "2010-04"
4578	red meat st&permil;&iquest;bing club	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4579	cold-filtered pickled Knob G&Atilde;&para;blin l&Atilde;&sup2;ve potion	0		Effect: "Third Based", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2010-04"
4580	baleful school Mafi<i>a kni</i>cke&frac12;&aelig;	0		Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2010-04"
4581	Van der Graaf educational T&Icirc;&curren;&loz;lisman of Bai&oslash;&Dagger;	0		Experience: +1, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2010-04", Wiki Name: "Bugged baio"
4582	blinking jittery fat bottom quark	0		Last Available: "2010-05"
4583	glob of skin	0		
4584	small normal six wedges of goat cheese	2	good	
4585	teal collection of objects	0		
4586	green boulder	0		
4587	twirling goth	0		
4588	brown pixel	0		
4589	flame-retardant pixel whip	0		Hot Resistance: +1
4590	rosewater-soaked pixel chain whip	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2010-07"
4591	blurry supercharged pixel morning star	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2010-07"
4592	pixel orb	0		Last Available: "2010-07"
4593	red pixellated moneybag	0		Last Available: "2010-07"
4594	pixel cross	0		
4595	pixel holy water	0		Last Available: "2010-07"
4596	map to Vanya's Castle	0		Last Available: "2010-07"
4597	8-Bit Power magazine	0		Last Available: "2010-07"
4598	pixel stopwatch	0		Last Available: "2010-07"
4599	bottle opener	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4600	map to the Kegger in the Woods	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4601	smooth fortified plastic cup of beer	5	awesome	Last Available: "2010-06"
4602	wobbly maroon orquette's phone number	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4603	bronze handcuffs	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4604	keg	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4605	ribald supercool bottle of Goldschn&ouml;ckered	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Sleaze Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Goldensh&ouml;wer", Last Available: "2010-06"
4606	adequate miniature sun-dried tofu	2	good	Effect: "Deadened palate", Effect Duration: 1, Last Available: "2010-08"
4607	strong hand-crafted spinning soyburger juice	5	EPIC	Effect: "Oversaturated Palate", Effect Duration: 1, Last Available: "2010-08"
4608	pulsating respected companion biscuit	0		Last Available: "2010-08"
4609	essential tofu	0		Last Available: "2010-08"
4610	non-quantum squat essential soy	0		Effect: "Barking Mad", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2010-08"
4611	wet chilled super-chilled essential cameraderie	0		Effect: "Disdain of the Storm Tortoise", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2010-08"
4612	souvenir drawing	0		Last Available: "2010-08"
4613	spinning map to the Magic Commune	0		Last Available: "2010-08"
4614	nippy Crown of Thrones	0		Cold Damage: +10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2010-05"
4615	special bad watered-down jittery Cinco Mayo Lager	2	decent	Effect: "Saucegoggles", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2010-05"
4616	Underworld sapling	0		Last Available: "2009-10"
4617	pruning shears	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4618	plastic cup of flat beer	0		
4619	shaking frisbee	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4620	motorcycle	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2010-06"
4621	Game Grid token	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4622	blinking Game Grid ticket	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4623	dry squat chocolate-covered caviar	0		Effect: "There Wolf", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2020-09"
4624	diet rotten pawn cookie	1	crappy	Last Available: "2010-06"
4625	altered narrow coffee pixie stick	1	good	Last Available: "2010-06"
4626	superduperball	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4627	lime green finger cuffs	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4628	parachute guy	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4629	purple upside-down plastic spider ring of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Shoot Web", Last Available: "2010-06"
4630	wobbly educational plastic kazoo	0		Experience: +1, Last Available: "2010-06"
4631	mirror stylish inflatable baseball bat	0		Moxie: +25, Last Available: "2010-06"
4632	wicked googly-star hat of the glutton	0		Spell Damage: +5, Food Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk", Last Available: "2010-06"
4633	huge ghostly experienced googly-ball hat of chilblains	0		Experience: +2, Cold Damage: +25, Last Available: "2010-06"
4634	resourceful googly-heart hat of temperance	0		Maximum MP: +50, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2010-06"
4635	manspreader's super-sweet boom box of horror	0		Monster Level: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Four Songs, Last Available: "2010-06"
4636	Game Grid valued membership card	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4637	toasty extremely unsafe sinister demon mask of the scaredy-cat	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Monster Level: -15, Hot Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2010-06"
4638	gray Sherlock's streetfighting champion's belt of the storm of the businessman	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Item Drop: +25, Meat Drop: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-06"
4639	coward's Oprah's sinister Space Trip safety headphones	0		Spell Damage: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Monster Level: -20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-06"
4640	Jim Carey's LARP carp	0		Monster Level: +25
4641	blue nasty brainy KoL Con Six Pack	0		Mysticality: +5, Stench Damage: +5
4642	greasy Gregarious Gregorian Smock	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
4643	upside-down clever rxr shield	0		Maximum MP: +20, Last Available: "2010-06"
4644	squat teal avaricious quilted Juju Mojo Mask of the blizzard	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +30, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2010-07"
4645	space trooper helmet of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 2"
4646	resourceful savvy Meteoid ice beam of the early riser	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Maximum MP: +50, Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2011-12"
4647	spinning spinning up-at-dawn coward's sharpshooter's Dungeon Fist gauntlet	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Monster Level: -20, Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2011-06"
4648	squat Schmalz's First Prize Beer	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4649	chiptune guitar	0		Item Drop: +25, Equips On: "Mini-Hipster", Familiar Effect: "item drop"
4650	fixed-gear bicycle	0		Experience: +3, Equips On: "Mini-Hipster", Familiar Effect: "stats"
4651	narrow ironic moustache	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Familiar Effect: "+10 lbs"
4652	rock-hard occult ironic knit cap	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Damage Reduction: 5, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 2xPotato, cap 10"
4653	spinning ironic sunglasses	0		Single Equip, Thorns: 1
4654	narrow ironic battle spoon of the ox	0		Muscle: +20
4655	purple electrified crafty weightlifter's ironic jogging shorts	0		Muscle: +15, Maximum MP: +10, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 6xGhuol, cap 10"
4656	mole skin notebook of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5
4657	pair of jeans	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4658	blurry map to Ellsbury's Claim	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4659	wobbly aromatic blackberry galoshes	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Single Equip
4660	green hardy educational trout fang	0		Experience: +1, Maximum HP: +50, Last Available: "2010-09"
4661	delicious poisonous caviar	4	awesome	Last Available: "2010-09"
4662	dry nitrogenated wet venom duct	0		Effect: "Corona de la Salsa", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2010-09"
4663	Ellsbury's journal	0		Skill: "Unaccompanied Miner", Last Available: "2010-09"
4664	Sherlock's strapping Ellsbury's skull	0		Muscle: +5, Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2010-09"
4665	hot plate of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Thorns: 1
4666	frosty imp unity ring of bravery	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +5
4667	Victor, the Insult Comic Hellhound Puppet of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10
4668	observational glasses of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100
4669	blurry scandalous hilarious comedy prop	0		Sleaze Damage: +5
4670	upside-down beer-scented teddy bear	0		
4671	special drinkable irresponsibly strong squat booze-soaked cherry	8	good	Effect: "Dreadful Heat", Effect Duration: 30
4672	comfy pillow	0		
4673	snack-sized moldy marshmallow	2	crappy	
4674	normal mirror sponge cake	4	good	
4675	tolerable triple-distilled gin-soaked blotter paper	9	good	
4676	shaking yellow tree-holed coin	0		
4677	unearthed volcanic meteoroid	0		Skill: "Volcanometeor Showeruption", Last Available: "2011-12"
4678	unearthed potsherd	0		
4679	volcanic ash	0		
4680	tumbling smoked potsherd	0		
4681	tumbling nasty pottery shield	0		Stench Damage: +5, Last Available: "2010-09"
4682	hale experienced pottery hat	0		Experience: +2, Maximum HP: +20, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cap 11", Last Available: "2010-09"
4683	Van der Graaf pottery training pants of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 2xGhuol, cap 12", Last Available: "2010-09"
4684	banded pottery club	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Last Available: "2010-09"
4685	pottery yo-yo of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2010-09"
4686	wobbly pottery barn owl figurine	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4687	huge fossilized bat skull	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4688	twirling fossilized serpent skull	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4689	skewed mirror fossilized baboon skull	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4690	olive fossilized wyrm skull	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4691	skewed fossilized wing	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4692	mirror fossilized limb	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4693	gray fossilized torso	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4694	red huge fossilized spine	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4695	shaking affordable teak perch	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2010-09"
4696	lion tamer's Greatest American Pants of wisdom of chilblains	0		Mysticality: +15, Experience (familiar): +2, Cold Damage: +25, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, 2.5xBarrr, 2xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2010-09"
4697	friendly fossilized necklace	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2010-09"
4698	imp air	0		
4699	bus pass	0		
4700	maroon fossilized spike	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4701	waterlogged crate	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4702	upside-down archaeologing shovel	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4703	deadly red-hot medallion	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-09"
4704	fossilized demon skull	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4705	fossilized spider skull	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4706	ghostly sinister tablet	0		
4707	green E-Z Cook&trade; oven	0		
4708	My First Shaker&trade;	0		
4709	hippo tutu	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
4710	immense ballet shoes	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4711	narrow sweatpants	0		Familiar Effect: "8xPotato, cap 2"
4712	mirror blinking upside-down GameInformPowerDailyPro subscription card	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-02"
4713	popsicle stick	0		
4714	moldy lemon popsicle	4	crappy	
4715	decent gigantic tumbling popsicle	10	good	
4716	snack-sized rotten mirror strawberry popsicle	2	crappy	
4717	rotten liver popsicle	4	crappy	
4718	steel-toed mariachi hat	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
4719	green razor-sharp Hollandaise helmet	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
4720	organ grinder	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4721	microwave stogie	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4722	jumbo spoiled liver and let pie	5	crappy	Last Available: "2010-10"
4723	tasty half-sized badass pie	2	awesome	Last Available: "2010-10"
4724	flavorless shoo-fish pie	3	decent	Last Available: "2010-10"
4725	normal miniature piping organ pie	2	good	Last Available: "2010-10"
4726	enchanted normal igloo pie	3	good	Effect: "Frostbeard", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2010-10"
4727	moldy stomach turnover	3	crappy	Last Available: "2010-10"
4728	stale dead lights pie	3	decent	Last Available: "2010-10"
4729	flavorless throbbing organ pie	3	decent	Last Available: "2010-10"
4730	stop shield of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2009-12"
4731	shaking cyan nest egg	0		
4732	fuchsia sleeping piano cat	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4733	kitty sheet music	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4734	mirror rehearsing dramatic hedgehog	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4735	mirror prop sword	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4736	ghostly tangle of rat tails	0		
4737	bouncing Jeselnik's beer-soaked mop	0		Sleaze Damage: +25
4738	practically non-alcoholic mediocre day-old beer	1	decent	
4739	delicious special plain beer	4	awesome	Effect: "Ghost Finger", Effect Duration: 20
4740	smooth weak overpriced &quot;imported&quot; beer	2	awesome	
4741	shaking smiling rat	0		
4742	rat tooth polish	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4743	bone chips	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4744	wet liquefied PlexiPips	0		Effect: "Meatwise", Effect Duration: 34
4745	alkaline denatured narrow Wax Flask	0		Effect: "Hella Smooth", Effect Duration: 50
4746	activated double-quantum skewed spinning Pain Dip	0		Effect: "Brother Corsican's Blessing", Effect Duration: 34
4747	adequate bone meal	4	good	Last Available: "2010-10"
4748	delicious mirror bone aperitif	3	awesome	Last Available: "2010-10"
4749	bonerang of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Last Available: "2010-10"
4750	gravedigger's bone and arrows	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Last Available: "2010-10"
4751	twirling boning knife of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Last Available: "2010-10"
4752	cyan wool bone crusher	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2010-10"
4753	huge bone spurs of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-10"
4754	frightening hardy bonedanna	0		Maximum HP: +50, Spooky Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 30", Last Available: "2010-10"
4755	narrow miser's brawny boneana hammock	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Meat Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xVolley, cap 30", Last Available: "2010-10"
4756	fuchsia bag of bones	0		Last Available: "2010-10"
4757	blurry Stabonic scroll	0		Last Available: "2010-10"
4758	pressed aerosolized twirling bouncing candy skeleton	0		Effect: "Dreadful Heat", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2020-09"
4759	pulsating cyan Grumpy Bumpkin's Pumpkin Seed Catalog	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4760	packet of pumpkin seeds	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4761	jittery pumpkin	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4762	huge pumpkin	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4763	rotten wobbly pumpkin pie	3	crappy	Last Available: "2010-11"
4764	aged watered-down ghostly teal pumpkin beer	2	awesome	Last Available: "2010-11"
4765	double-denatured enhanced alkaline maroon pumpkin juice	0		Effect: "Stimulated Body", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2010-11"
4766	pumpkin bomb	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4767	tumbling clever padded shin gourds	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Maximum MP: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-11"
4768	beefy Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern of Leguizamo of the sewer	0		Muscle: +10, Monster Level: +20, Stench Damage: +25, Last Available: "2010-11"
4769	pumpkin carriage	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4770	blurry Desert Bus pass	0		
4771	ginormous pumpkin	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4804	Essence of Annoyance	0		Skill: "Summon Annoyance"
4805	pulsating Unmotivator: Crashed Orca	0		Free Pull
4806	Unmotivator: Success Warrior	0		Free Pull
4807	Unmotivator: Crashed Meat Car	0		Free Pull
4810	Holiday Hal's Happy-Time Fun Book!	0		Skill: "Summon Holiday Fun!"
4811	twirling Holiday Fun!	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-12"
4812	blinking Antagonistic Snowman Kit	0		Skill: "Summon Carrot"
4818	snack-sized bland CRIMBCOIDS mints	2	decent	Last Available: "2011-01"
4819	can of CRIMBCOLA	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4820	decent thick CRIMBCOLOAF	5	good	Last Available: "2011-01"
4821	adequate circular CRIMBCOOKIE	3	good	Effect: "Mystic Circle", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2010-12"
4822	sinister plastic CRIMBCO HQ	0		Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2010-12"
4823	plastic fax machine of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2010-12"
4824	shaking plastic hobo elf of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Last Available: "2010-12"
4825	blurry miser's plastic Mr. Mination	0		Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2010-12"
4826	dog trainer's plastic Best Game Ever	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Last Available: "2010-12"
4827	hibernating robot reindeer	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2010-12"
4828	S.L.E.I.G.H.B.E.L.L.S.	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2010-12"
4829	narrow robot reindeer protocol P.R.A.N.C.E.R.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4830	robot reindeer protocol D.A.S.H.E.R.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4831	upside-down huge robot reindeer protocol D.O.N.N.E.R.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4832	cyan blurry robot reindeer protocol V.I.X.E.N.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4833	mirror robot reindeer protocol C.U.P.I.D.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4834	robot reindeer protocol D.A.N.C.E.R.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4835	robot reindeer protocol C.O.M.E.T.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4836	robot reindeer protocol B.L.I.T.Z.E.N.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4837	robot reindeer protocol R.U.D.O.L.P.H.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4838	robot reindeer protocol O.L.I.V.E.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4839	rotten pulsating gray triangular CRIMBCOOKIE	3	crappy	Effect: "Triangle, Man", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2010-12"
4840	bland square CRIMBCOOKIE	3	decent	Effect: "Square to be Hip", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2010-12"
4841	upside-down veiny supercool bindlestocking of the empath	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Maximum HP: +10, Familiar Weight: +5, Drops Items, Last Available: "2010-12"
4842	olive sleeping stocking	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4843	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker	0		Skill: "Toynado", Last Available: "2010-12"
4844	The Joy of Wassailing	0		Skill: "Wassail", Last Available: "2010-12"
4845	fireproof baleful Uncle Hobo's stocking cap	0		Spell Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "atk", Last Available: "2010-12"
4846	narrow deadly Uncle Hobo's epic beard of Calamity Jane	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-12"
4847	ghostly Van der Graaf brawny Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants	0		Muscle Percent: +20, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol", Last Available: "2010-12"
4848	pulsating Samson's Uncle Hobo's fingerless tinsel gloves of the brazier	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-12"
4849	ribald toasty Uncle Hobo's highest bough	0		Hot Damage: +5, Sleaze Damage: +10, Last Available: "2010-12"
4850	Jack Frost's padded Uncle Hobo's belt	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-12"
4851	dry moist alkaline pulsating lime green chocolate cigar	0		Effect: "Sausage Festive", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2010-12"
4852	fortified gift-a-pult	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Last Available: "2010-12"
4853	energized holly-flavored Hob-O	0		Effect: "Omphalotus Omnipresence", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2020-09"
4854	red CRIMBCO scrip	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4855	fuchsia Toot Oriole care package	0		
4856	paperclip	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4857	green bottle of Blank-Out	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4858	horrifying CRIMBCO lanyard	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-01"
4859	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	0		Skill: "Fashionably Late", Last Available: "2011-01"
4860	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	0		Skill: "Executive Narcolepsy", Last Available: "2011-01"
4861	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	0		Skill: "Lunch Break", Last Available: "2011-01"
4862	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	0		Skill: "Offensive Joke", Last Available: "2011-01"
4863	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	0		Skill: "Managerial Manipulation", Last Available: "2011-01"
4864	photocopier	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4865	jittery deluxe fax machine	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4866	maroon Workytime Tea	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4867	paperclip sproinger	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4868	narrow miser's wizardly paperclip-on tie of the businessman	0		Mysticality: +25, Meat Drop: 60, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-01"
4869	Sinatra's thinker's paperclip pants	0		Mysticality: +10, Experience (Moxie): +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xBarrr, cap 12", Last Available: "2011-01"
4870	green frightening crafty Fonzie's paperclip turban	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Maximum MP: +10, Spooky Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 12", Last Available: "2011-01"
4871	bouncing paperclip cape of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Last Available: "2011-01"
4872	glob of Blank-Out	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4873	photocopied monster	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4874	gaudy key	0		
4875	BGE merchandise order form	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4876	oxidized chocolate bath ball	0		Effect: "Emotion Sickness", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2011-01"
4877	energized bacon bath ball	0		Effect: "Dreadful Heat", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2011-01"
4878	tarnished concentrated huge incense bath ball	0		Effect: "Is This Your Card?", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2011-01"
4879	tarnished ghostly myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball	0		Effect: "Blessing of the Stinking Alphredo&trade;", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2011-01"
4880	twirling CRIMBCO mug	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4881	artisanal tumbling CRIMBCO wine	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-01"
4882	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4883	toe jam	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4884	normal toe jam toast	4	good	Last Available: "2011-01"
4885	blinking traffic jam	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4886	moldy spinning traffic jam toast	3	crappy	Last Available: "2011-01"
4887	shaking space jam	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4888	stale small teal space jam toast	2	decent	Last Available: "2011-01"
4889	cold-filtered narrow motivational poster	0		Effect: "Moon'd", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2011-01"
4890	sack lunch	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4891	bath ball gift set	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4892	wobbly slow jam collection	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4893	blinking BGE shotglass	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4894	tasty festive sausage	3	awesome	Last Available: "2011-01"
4895	decent holiday cheese log	3	good	Last Available: "2011-01"
4896	holiday log	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4897	upside-down perfumed asbestos-lined BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2010-12"
4898	beefy BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt of courage	0		Muscle: +10, Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2010-12"
4899	blue supercharged BGE pocket calendar	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-12"
4900	BGE temporary tattoo	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4901	BGE plastic toy of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-12"
4902	toasty stapler bear	0		Hot Damage: +5, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2010-12"
4903	personal trainer's adhesive tape dolly	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Last Available: "2010-12"
4904	hardened scissor duck	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Last Available: "2010-12"
4905	bouncing coal paperweight	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4906	jingle bell	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4907	smelly Seven Loco of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2010-09"
4908	Loathing Legion knife	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4909	Loathing Legion many-purpose hook of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4910	red bouncing Loathing Legion moondial of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4911	shaking avaricious Loathing Legion necktie	0		Meat Drop: +30, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4912	wool Loathing Legion knife	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4913	pulsating baleful Loathing Legion corkscrew	0		Spell Damage: +25, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4914	dance instructor's Loathing Legion can opener	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4915	knitted wizardly Loathing Legion chainsaw	0		Mysticality: +25, Cold Resistance: +3, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4916	tumbling green brainy Loathing Legion rollerblades	0		Mysticality: +5, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4917	Loathing Legion flamethrower of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4918	Loathing Legion tattoo needle	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4919	supercool Loathing Legion defibrillator	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4920	Loathing Legion double prism of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4921	thinker's Loathing Legion tape measure	0		Mysticality: +10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4922	nippy Loathing Legion kitchen sink	0		Cold Damage: +10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4923	arcane researcher's Loathing Legion abacus	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4924	gray Loathing Legion helicopter	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4925	groovy Loathing Legion pizza stone	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4926	squat Loathing Legion universal screwdriver	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4927	blue Loathing Legion jackhammer	0		Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4928	jittery weightlifter's Loathing Legion hammer	0		Muscle: +15, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4929	Uncle Crimbo's Sack	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4930	ghostly Folder Holder	0		Last Available: "2013-08"
4937	tumbling a angel	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4938	quake of arrows	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4939	blinking time's arrow	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4940	arrowgram	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4941	toothsome Knob jelly donut	3	awesome	
4942	spinning Knob cake	0		
4943	Knob cake pan	0		
4944	gray Knob batter	0		
4945	Knob frosting	0		
4946	unfrosted Knob cake	0		
4947	Cobb's Knob Menagerie key	0		
4948	GOTO	0		
4949	frozen ghostly weremoose spit	0		Effect: "Mighty Shout", Effect Duration: 34
4950	modified double-Vulcanized abominable blubber	0		Effect: "Here's Mud in Your Eye", Effect Duration: 32
4951	wobbly Sherlock's flimsy clipboard	0		Item Drop: +25
4952	dry vacuum-sealed baggie of sugar	0		Effect: "Phorcefullness", Effect Duration: 59
4953	Sherlock's wool whalebone corset	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Item Drop: +25, Single Equip
4954	frosty oven mitts	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
4955	tiny normal tumbling overcookie	1	good	
4956	bland diet philosopher's scone	1	decent	
4957	oxidized colloidal half-baked potion	0		Effect: "Sappy Blood", Effect Duration: 58
4958	chaotic Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10
4959	gigantic decent Knob nuts	8	good	
4960	high-proof mediocre Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	7	decent	
4961	tumbling Subject 37 file	0		
4962	bouncing horrifying padded mysterious lapel pin	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Spooky Damage: +25, Single Equip
4963	bouncing state loom	0		Familiar Weight: +10
4964	tumbling Evilometer	0		
4965	Sorcerers of the Shore Grimoire	0		Free Pull, Skill: "Summon Alice's Army Cards"
4966	Pack of Alice's Army Cards	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4967	huge blinking Alice's Army Swordsman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4968	Alice's Army Spearsman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4969	skewed maroon Alice's Army Halberder	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4970	bouncing Alice's Army Guard	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4971	shaking Alice's Army Wallman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4972	Alice's Army Ninja	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4973	Alice's Army Alchemist	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4974	Alice's Army Page	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4975	Alice's Army Shieldmaiden	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4976	Alice's Army Mad Bomber	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4977	Alice's Army Nurse	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4978	Alice's Army Hammerman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4979	upside-down Alice's Army Bowman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4980	Alice's Army Lanceman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4981	skewed Alice's Army Horseman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4982	Alice's Army Coward	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4983	squat Alice's Army Cleric	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4984	Alice's Army Sniper	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4985	Alice's Army Dervish	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4986	Alice's Army Martyr	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4987	Pack of Alice's Army Foil Cards	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4988	olive Alice's Army Foil Swordsman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4989	Alice's Army Foil Spearsman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4990	mirror Alice's Army Foil Halberder	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4991	Alice's Army Foil Guard	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4992	ghostly Alice's Army Foil Wallman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4993	Alice's Army Foil Ninja	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4994	Alice's Army Foil Alchemist	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4995	skewed Alice's Army Foil Page	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4996	Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4997	Alice's Army Foil Mad Bomber	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4998	wobbly Alice's Army Foil Nurse	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4999	Alice's Army Foil Hammerman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5000	Alice's Army Foil Bowman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5001	squat Alice's Army Foil Lanceman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5002	Alice's Army Foil Horseman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5003	Alice's Army Foil Coward	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5004	Alice's Army Foil Cleric	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5005	Alice's Army Foil Sniper	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5006	Alice's Army Foil Dervish	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5007	red skewed Alice's Army Foil Martyr	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5008	Single Alice's Army Foil	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5009	ghostly prompt card sleeve	0		Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2011-03"
5010	evil eye	0		
5011	skewed Alice's Army Foil tattoo	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5012	Ye Wizard's Shack snack voucher	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5013	adequate fuchsia wasabi pocky	3	good	Last Available: "2011-03"
5014	moldy yellow tobiko pocky	4	crappy	Last Available: "2011-03"
5015	flavorless half-sized natto pocky	2	decent	Last Available: "2011-03"
5016	mediocre wasabi-infused sake	3	decent	Last Available: "2011-03"
5017	drinkable huge tobiko-infused sake	3	good	Last Available: "2011-03"
5018	fancy mediocre teal natto-infused sake	4	decent	Effect: "Baconstoned", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2011-03"
5019	nitrogenated wasabi marble soda	0		Effect: "Cold as Ice", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2011-03"
5020	electrified tobiko marble soda	0		Effect: "Eyes for Miles", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2011-03"
5021	flattened extra-colloidal natto marble soda	0		Effect: "Haunted Stomach", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2011-03"
5022	squat Alice's Army booster box	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5023	frozen vacuum-sealed elderly jawbreaker	0		Effect: "Physicali Tea", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2020-09"
5024	drinkable weak marshmallow flamb&eacute;	2	good	Last Available: "2011-03"
5025	lousy cranberry schnapps	3	decent	Last Available: "2011-03"
5026	bad breaded beer	4	decent	Last Available: "2011-03"
5027	perfectly mixed gray soy cordial	3	super ultra mega EPIC	Last Available: "2011-03"
5028	avaricious resourceful arcane researcher's astral bludgeon	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Maximum MP: +50, Meat Drop: +30
5029	supercharged astral shield of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Maximum MP Percent: +30
5030	mirror sharpshooter's clever Sinatra's astral chapeau	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Maximum MP: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 12"
5031	purple lion tamer's coward's beefcake's astral bracer	0		Muscle: +25, Monster Level: -20, Experience (familiar): +2
5032	bouncing medical-grade astral longbow of bravery of the sweet-tooth	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Candy Drop: +100, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
5033	electrified hale Fonzie's astral shorts	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Maximum HP: +20, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "1xGhoul, cap 12"
5034	fortified stylish astral mace of the glutton	0		Moxie: +25, Damage Absorption: +60, Food Drop: +100
5035	squat scorching smartaleck's groovy astral trousers	0		Moxie Percent: 40, Hot Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 12"
5036	double-paned smelly medical-grade astral ring	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +5, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
5037	Temple Grandin's ruddy wizardly astral statuette	0		Mysticality: +25, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Familiar Weight: +7
5038	perfumed dog trainer's Oprah's astral pistol	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Experience (familiar): +1, Stench Resistance: +5
5039	sinister astral mask of the storm	0		Spell Damage: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +40
5040	astral pet sweater	0		Familiar Weight: +10
5041	Sherlock's lion tamer's banded astral shirt	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Experience (familiar): +2, Item Drop: +25
5042	gravedigger's crafty astral belt	0		Maximum MP: +10, Spooky Damage: +10
5043	tasty small astral hot dog	2	???	
5044	tolerable enchanted twirling astral pilsner	3	???	Effect: "[1609]Dancin' Fool", Effect Duration: 20
5045	bouncing astral hot dog dinner	0		
5046	lime green astral six-pack	0		
5047	Clan shower	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-04"
5048	huge shard of double-ice	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5049	wobbly manspreader's healthy double-ice cap of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Monster Level: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 17", Last Available: "2011-04"
5050	pulsating mirror blinking gravedigger's forbidden Rosewater's double-ice box	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Spooky Damage: +10, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2011-04"
5051	quilted arcane researcher's Fonzie's double-ice britches	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Damage Absorption: +40, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 3xVolley, 3xLep, cap 17", Last Available: "2011-04"
5052	handful of numbers	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
5053	Lars the Cyberian	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5054	intriguing puzzle box	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5055	bouncing cyan obnoxious riddle	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5056	spinning best joke ever	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5057	altered chilled maroon Atomic Comic	0		Effect: "Night of the Nachos", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2011-04"
5058	polymerized quadruple-adjusted ghostly Red Pill	0		Effect: "Just Aged Enough", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2011-04"
5059	Skullhead's Screw	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5060	mysterious present	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5061	blinking boxing-glove-in-a-box	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5062	voodoo doll	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5063	the finger	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5064	wobbly cyan Salsa de las Epocas	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5065	flavorless snack-sized skewed spaghetti con calaveras	2	decent	Last Available: "2011-04"
5066	s'more gun	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5067	adequate ghostly mirror popcorn	3	good	Last Available: "2011-04"
5068	bite-sized delicious chaos popcorn	1	awesome	Last Available: "2011-04"
5069	squat sizzling ruddy hole of the brazier	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Hot Damage: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2011-04"
5070	innuendo	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5071	bland fancy s'more	0	decent	Effect: "Nothing Is Impossible", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2011-04"
5072	diamond ring	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5073	hand-crafted Russian Ice	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-04"
5074	crafty clay ashtray	0		Maximum MP: +10, Last Available: "2011-05"
5075	lanyard of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5076	wobbly monster pants of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7, Familiar Effect: "3xVolley, 3xPotato, cap 17", Last Available: "2011-05"
5077	box of Pok&euml;mann band-aids	0		Last Available: "2011-05"
5078	double-diffused flattened fuchsia Pok&euml;mann band-aid	0		Effect: "Fireproof Lips", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2011-05"
5079	Jeselnik's steel-toed Van der Graaf helmet	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Sleaze Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, cap 7", Last Available: "2011-05"
5080	Newton's crutch	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Last Available: "2011-05"
5081	tumbling baleful shock belt	0		Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5082	diffused galvanized double-polarized Okee-Dokee soda	0		Effect: "Arcane in the Brain", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2011-05"
5083	wholesome rubber band gun	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2011-05"
5084	maroon thinker's pin-stripe slacks	0		Mysticality: +10, Familiar Effect: "6xSombrero, 2xPotato, cap 7", Last Available: "2011-05"
5085	squat supercharged gloves	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5086	denatured fuchsia correction fluid	0		Effect: "In Tuna", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2011-05"
5087	coward's Pok&euml;mann figurine: Porkachu	0		Monster Level: -20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5088	upside-down medical-grade Pok&euml;mann figurine: Magikrap	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5089	avaricious Pok&euml;mann figurine: Vegemite	0		Meat Drop: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5090	bouncing careful Pok&euml;mann figurine: Vermouth	0		Monster Level: -10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5091	tumbling asbestos-lined Pok&euml;mann figurine: Smugleaf	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5092	jittery gravedigger's Pok&euml;mann figurine: Twitter	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5093	frightening Pok&euml;mann figurine: Bloodkip	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5094	censurious Pok&euml;mann figurine: Hoboking	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5095	blurry wizardly Pok&euml;mann figurine: Duck	0		Mysticality: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5096	Pok&euml;mann figurine: Nothing of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5097	blurry savvy Pok&euml;mann figurine: Kagosan	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5098	jittery weightlifter's Pok&euml;mann figurine: Galumpagump	0		Muscle: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5099	Pok&euml;mann figurine: Shoggoth of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5100	boxer's Pok&euml;mann figurine: Frank	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5101	lard-coated Pok&euml;mann figurine: Moog	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5102	electrified willyweed	0		Effect: "Cake Caked", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2011-05"
5103	non-polarized irradiated green pulsating Nuclear Blastball	0		Effect: "Cuts Like a Lightly-Buttered Knife", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2011-05"
5104	Vulcanized fish juice box	0		Effect: "The Power of Negative Thinking", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2011-05"
5105	paint bomb	0		Last Available: "2011-05"
5106	blurry hideous egg	0		Last Available: "2011-05"
5107	aged extra-dry Jeppson's Malort	5	awesome	Last Available: "2011-06"
5108	tumbling fistful of ashes	0		
5109	narrow Oprah's stress ball	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Squeeze Stress Ball", Last Available: "2011-05"
5110	Li'l Businessman Kit	0		Meat Drop: +5, Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2011-05"
5111	Ultracolor&trade; shirt of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2011-05"
5112	My Own Pen Pal kit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
5113	teal packet of orchid seeds	0		
5114	stomp box	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
5115	lime green hedge trimmers	0		
5116	A. W. O. L. commendation	0		Last Available: "2011-05"
5117	reconstituted crow	0		Last Available: "2011-05"
5118	bird brain	0		
5119	busted wings	0		
5120	red narrow Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery	0		Last Available: "2011-05"
5121	auspicious coward's Rosewater's Admiral's hat	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Monster Level: -20, Item Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk", Last Available: "2011-05"
5122	shaking fuchsia shaking energetic aviator's cap of mayonnaise of the sweet-tooth	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Candy Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 12", Last Available: "2011-05"
5123	asbestos-lined Samson's mirrored aviator shades	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Hot Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5124	Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy	0		Skill: "Natural Born Skeleton Killer", Last Available: "2011-05"
5125	blurry Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5126	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5127	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5128	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5129	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5130	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5131	tarnished narrow Ultrasoldier Serum	0		Effect: "Hombre Muerto Caminando", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2011-06"
5132	spoiled half-sized fuchsia huge squat elven hardtack	2	crappy	Last Available: "2011-06"
5133	mediocre jittery twirling skewed elven squeeze	3	decent	Last Available: "2011-06"
5134	upside-down lunar isotope	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5135	E.M.U. joystick	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5136	E.M.U. rocket thrusters	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5137	E.M.U. helmet	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5138	E.M.U. harness	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5139	carton of astral energy drinks	0		
5140	boiled astral energy drink	1		Effect: "Man's Worst Enemy", Effect Duration: 30
5141	ghostly Thwaitgold bee statuette	0		
5142	moon unit	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5143	E.M.U. Unit	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5144	handful of honey	0		
5145	triple-galvanized modified twirling honeypot	0		Effect: "Abyssal Blood", Effect Duration: 46
5146	immense decent wild honey pie	6	good	
5147	watered-down mediocre honey mead	2	decent	
5148	tumbling foul-smelling stiffened honey dipper of the brazier	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Stench Damage: +10
5149	hardy honeybritches of the bloodbag of mayonnaise	0		Maximum HP: 150, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 2xGhuol, cap 43"
5150	blinking tumbling avaricious Socratic experienced honeycap	0		Experience: +2, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Meat Drop: +30, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 43"
5151	chaotic Moonthril Circlet	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2011-06"
5152	fuchsia Moonthril Greaves of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "cap 25", Last Available: "2011-06"
5153	nippy Moonthril Flamberge	0		Cold Damage: +10, Last Available: "2011-06"
5154	auspicious Moonthril Longbow	0		Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2011-06"
5155	Moonthril Cuirass of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-06"
5156	sinister plush alielf	0		Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2011-06"
5157	nitrogenated triple-aerosolized improved Comet Drop	0		Effect: "Electrolit Up", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2020-09"
5158	beefcake's plush dogcat	0		Muscle: +25, Last Available: "2011-06"
5159	plush hamsterpus of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2011-06"
5160	personal trainer's plush ferrelf	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Last Available: "2011-06"
5161	deadly plush alien hamsterpus	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Last Available: "2011-06"
5162	skewed plush mutated alielf of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2011-06"
5163	friendly plush mutated alielephant of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2011-06"
5164	gray tumbling mysterious chest	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-06"
5165	asbestos-lined girl	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2011-06"
5166	top hat and cane	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5167	synthetic dog hair pill	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5168	distention pill	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5169	elven medi-pack	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5170	quantum transporter transponder	0		Effect: "Al Dente Inferno", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2011-06"
5171	Map to Safety Shelter Ronald Prime	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5172	yellow Map to Safety Shelter Grimace Prime	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5173	elven magi-pack	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5174	mediocre Saison du Lune	3	decent	Last Available: "2011-06"
5175	weak tolerable skewed Moonthril Schnapps	2	good	Last Available: "2011-06"
5176	watered-down delicious huge Wrecked Generator	2	awesome	Last Available: "2011-06"
5177	flavorless squat Spaghetti with Moonballs	4	decent	Last Available: "2011-06"
5178	snack-sized bland Crepes a la Lune	2	decent	Last Available: "2011-06"
5179	flavorless maroon Moon Pie	4	decent	Last Available: "2011-06"
5180	enhanced cold-filtered pickled Comet Pop	0		Effect: "Cosmic Flavor", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2011-06"
5181	anodized Flan in the Moon	0		Effect: "Improprie Tea", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2011-06"
5182	improved 1/6th Pound Cake	0		Effect: "Eyes for Miles", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2011-06"
5183	narrow Mint-in-box Moonthril Circlet	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5184	upside-down Mint-in-box Moonthril Greaves	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5185	Mint-in-box Moonthril Cuirass	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5186	spinning Mint-in-box Moonthril Flamberge	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5187	squat Mint-in-box Moonthril Longbow	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5188	diffused honey stick	0		Effect: "Comprehensively Nourished", Effect Duration: 64
5189	electrified double-ice gum	0		Effect: "Pemmican't", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2011-04"
5190	avaricious wicked Operation Patriot Shield of chilblains	0		Spell Damage: +5, Cold Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +30, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Throw Shield", Last Available: "2011-07", Variable
5191	ghostly squirming egg sac	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5192	quadruple-modified ionized blinking corrupted data	0		Effect: "Disco Concentration", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2011-06"
5193	shaking tumbling 11-inch knob sausage	0		
5194	exorcised sandwich	0		
5195	blue Banfoy's Boutique Order Form	0		Last Available: "2011-07"
5196	smelly Great S-Cape	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-07"
5197	studded Marvelous Unitard	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-07"
5198	altered mirror gooey paste	1	crappy	Last Available: "2011-08"
5199	pickled olive pulsating beastly paste	1	decent	Effect: "Cat-Alyzed", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2011-08"
5200	diluted blinking fuchsia paste	1	decent	Effect: "Hot Hands", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2011-08"
5201	powdered ectoplasmic paste	1	good	Last Available: "2011-08"
5202	pickled greasy paste	1	awesome	Effect: "Snobby", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2011-08"
5203	vaporized bug paste	1	awesome	Last Available: "2011-08"
5204	diluted bouncing hippy paste	1	decent	Last Available: "2011-08"
5205	modified orc paste	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-08"
5206	boiled spinning mirror demonic paste	1	decent	Last Available: "2011-08"
5207	denatured skewed upside-down indescribably horrible paste	1	good	Last Available: "2011-08"
5208	powdered spinning paste	1	decent	Last Available: "2011-08"
5209	dried goblin paste	1	decent	Last Available: "2011-08"
5210	mixed green pirate paste	1	decent	Last Available: "2011-08"
5211	mixed green chlorophyll paste	1	decent	Last Available: "2011-08"
5212	dried blurry paste	1	EPIC	Effect: "Tiki Thoughtfulness", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2011-08"
5213	dehydrated fuchsia Mer-kin paste	1	decent	Last Available: "2011-08"
5214	denatured yellow slimy paste	1	decent	Last Available: "2011-08"
5215	mixed upside-down narrow penguin paste	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-08"
5216	pickled narrow wobbly red elemental paste	1	good	Effect: "Thick-Skinned", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2011-08"
5217	distilled fuchsia cosmic paste	1	good	Effect: "Red Misty-Eyed", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2011-08"
5218	vaporized blurry hobo paste	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-08"
5219	boiled pulsating Crimbo paste	1	crappy	Last Available: "2011-08"
5220	skewed yellow shaking Teachings of the Fist	0		
5221	spinning fat loot token	0		No Pull
5222	Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette	0		
5223	Tome of Clip Art	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-09", Skill: "Summon Clip Art"
5224	miniature stale Ur-Donut	2	decent	Last Available: "2011-09"
5225	blurry The Bomb	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5226	box of Familiar Jacks	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5227	tolerable bucket of wine	3	good	Last Available: "2011-09"
5228	tasty mirror ultrafondue	3	awesome	Last Available: "2011-09"
5229	unbearable light	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5230	snowflake	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5231	crystal skull	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5232	borrowed time	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5233	box of hammers	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5234	jittery shining halo of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-09"
5235	brawny furry halo	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-09"
5236	gravedigger's frosty halo	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-09"
5237	time halo of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-09"
5238	bad Lumineux Limnio	3	decent	Last Available: "2011-09"
5239	bad practically non-alcoholic Morto Moreto	1	decent	Last Available: "2011-09"
5240	high-proof drinkable Temps Tempranillo	9	good	Last Available: "2011-09"
5241	tolerable irresponsibly strong Bordeaux Marteaux	7	good	Last Available: "2011-09"
5242	weak smooth ghostly Fromage Pinotage	2	awesome	Last Available: "2011-09"
5243	delicious Beignet Milgranet	4	awesome	Last Available: "2011-09"
5244	hand-crafted Muschat	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-09"
5245	special moldy cool jelly donut	3	crappy	Effect: "Crimbo Nostalgia", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2011-09"
5246	diet delicious shrapnel jelly donut	1	awesome	Last Available: "2011-09"
5247	tasty shaking occult jelly donut	3	awesome	Last Available: "2011-09"
5248	bland thyme jelly donut	3	decent	Last Available: "2011-09"
5249	spoiled massive danish	6	crappy	Last Available: "2011-09"
5250	fancy rotten smashed danish	3	crappy	Effect: "Your Favorite Flavor", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2011-09"
5251	small bland fuchsia forbidden danish	2	decent	Last Available: "2011-09"
5252	decent cool cat claw	3	good	Last Available: "2011-09"
5253	bite-sized bland blunt cat claw	1	decent	Last Available: "2011-09"
5254	decent shadowy cat claw	3	good	Last Available: "2011-09"
5255	half-sized toothsome cheezburger	2	awesome	Last Available: "2011-09"
5256	spoiled wobbly toasted brie	4	crappy	Last Available: "2011-09"
5257	tarnished potion of the field gar	0		Effect: "Shrimpin' Ain't Easy", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2011-09"
5258	dry dry upside-down bouncing huge too legit potion	0		Effect: "Turkey-Friendly", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2011-09"
5259	energized modified blinking Bright Water	0		Effect: "Memento Moir&eacute;", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2011-09"
5260	chilled cold-filtered water	0		Effect: "You Know Where to Go", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2011-09"
5261	triple-moist diffused red graveyard snowglobe	0		Effect: "Ironclad", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2011-09"
5262	alkaline liquefied cool cat elixir	0		Effect: "Clean-Shaven", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2011-09"
5263	double-wet potion of the captain's hammer	0		Effect: "Greased-Up Familiar", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2011-09"
5264	ionized extra-chilled wobbly potion of X-ray vision	0		Effect: "Empathy", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2011-09"
5265	activated warmed potion of the litterbox	0		Effect: "Comprehensively Nourished", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2011-09"
5266	double-modified corrupted ghostly potion of animal rage	0		Effect: "Insatiable Hunger", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2011-09"
5267	warmed altered potion of punctual companionship	0		Effect: "Scrappy, Shadowy", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2011-09"
5268	holy bomb, batman	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5269	bobcat grenade	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5270	skewed chocolate frosted sugar bomb	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5271	tumbling broken glass grenade	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5272	blinking noxious gas grenade	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5273	blinking skull with a fuse in it	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5274	bouncing boozebomb	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5275	red hammerus of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2011-09"
5276	narrow Samson's blunt icepick	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Last Available: "2011-09"
5277	fluorescent lightbulb of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-09"
5278	ribald ruddy blammer	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Sleaze Damage: +10, Last Available: "2011-09"
5279	lime green upside-down perfumed clock-cleaning hammer	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2011-09"
5280	skewed 4:20 bomb	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5281	pulsating cyan executive broken clock	0		Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2011-09"
5282	narrow avaricious dethklok	0		Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2011-09"
5283	green glacial clock of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2011-09"
5284	blurry Gygaxian Libram	0		Last Available: "2011-09", Skill: "Summon Dice"
5285	d4	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5286	narrow d6	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5287	d8	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5288	d10	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5289	d12	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5290	d20	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5291	generic healing potion	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5292	huge generic mana potion	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5293	lime green generic restorative potion	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5294	lime green kobold treasure hoard	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5295	newborn kobold	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5296	mirror slightly thicker filthy rags	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-09"
5297	dungeon dragon chest	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5298	toothsome super-sized spinning phish stick	5	awesome	Last Available: "2011-09"
5299	gray asbestos-lined mansplainer's resourceful plastic vampire fangs	0		Maximum MP: +50, Monster Level: +15, Hot Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Feed", Last Available: "2011-10"
5300	Interview With You (a Vampire)	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5301	skewed Make-Your-Own-Vampire-Fangs kit	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5302	upside-down your own heart	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5303	Sword of the Brouhaha Prince of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2011-10"
5304	frosty beefcake's Chalice of the Malkovich Prince of horror	0		Muscle: +25, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2011-10"
5305	Lo Pan's Sceptre of the Torremolinos Prince	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Last Available: "2011-10"
5306	jittery Medallion of the Ventrilo Prince of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2011-10"
5307	skewed Haunted Sorority House staff guide	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5308	ghost trap	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5309	chainsaw chain	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5310	shotgun shell	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5311	mirror bouncing funhouse mirror	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5312	dry ionized ghostly body paint	0		Effect: "Egg-stra Arm", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2011-10"
5313	ionized quadruple-moist necrotizing body spray	0		Effect: "How to Scam Tourists", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2011-10"
5314	ionized galvanized skewed bite-me-red lipstick	0		Effect: "Wallflowering", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2011-10"
5315	warmed wobbly whisker pencil	0		Effect: "Starry-Eyed", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2011-10"
5316	alkaline corrupted diffused spinning press-on ribs	0		Effect: "Good with the Ladies", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2011-10"
5317	liquefied quadruple-adjusted Rattlin' Chains	0		Effect: "Wintry Breath", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2011-10"
5318	colloidal ghostly tumbling wobbly Gummy Brains	0		Effect: "Bats in the Belfry", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2011-10"
5319	enhanced enhanced ionized blurry Blood 'n' Plenty	0		Effect: "Ginger Snapped", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2011-10"
5320	corrupted pressed Lobos Mints	0		Effect: "Haunted Liver", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2011-10"
5321	extra-wet irradiated ghostly Sweet Sword	0		Effect: "Resilient Spirit", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2011-10"
5322	acceptable watered-down Ecto-Cooler	2	good	Last Available: "2011-10"
5323	spirit-forward special delicious Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	5	awesome	Effect: "Curse of the Black Pearl Onion", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2011-10"
5324	weak perfectly mixed red upside-down Blood Light	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-10"
5325	smooth fortified Silver Bullet beer	5	awesome	Last Available: "2011-10"
5326	perfectly mixed mirror Bone's Farm &quot;wine&quot;	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-10"
5327	red ghost protocol	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5328	alkaline fuchsia skewed sorority brain	0		Effect: "Anytwo Five Elevenis?", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2011-10"
5329	frozen anodized tumbling Nightstalker perfume	0		Effect: "Protection from Bad Stuff", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2011-10"
5330	ionized activated ghostly drum of pomade	0		Effect: "Slimily Speedy", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2011-10"
5331	throwing bone	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5332	rosy-cheeked extra-see-thru nightie	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2011-10"
5333	bouncing wool manspreader's BRAINS shorts	0		Monster Level: +10, Cold Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1.5xGhuol", Last Available: "2011-10"
5334	Mesmereyes&trade; contact lenses of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-10"
5335	twirling double-paned scrunchie	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-10"
5336	skewed mansplainer's extremely skinny jeans of horror	0		Monster Level: +15, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy", Last Available: "2011-10"
5337	medical-grade veiny The Necbromancer's Hat	0		Maximum HP: +10, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr", Last Available: "2011-10"
5338	greasy sharpshooter's crafty The Necbromancer's Stein	0		Maximum MP: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2011-10"
5339	tumbling up-at-dawn friendly thinker's The Necbromancer's Shorts	0		Mysticality: +10, Familiar Weight: +3, Adventures: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xGhuol", Last Available: "2011-10"
5340	frightening occult Sinatra's The Necbromancer's Wizard Staff	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2011-10"
5341	The Necbronomicon	0		Skill: "Summon &quot;Boner Battalion&quot;", Last Available: "2011-10"
5342	artisanal The Cooler Out of Space	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-10"
5343	The Necbronomicon (used)	0		Skill: "Summon &quot;Boner Battalion&quot;", Last Available: "2011-10"
5344	sorority girl's box	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5345	galvanized huge Necbro wafers	0		Effect: "Orc Chops", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2020-09"
5346	death blossom	0		
5347	ghostly A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used)	0		Skill: "Holiday Weight Gain", Last Available: "2009-12"
5348	wobbly A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used)	0		Skill: "Jingle Bells", Last Available: "2009-12"
5349	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used)	0		Skill: "Candyblast", Last Available: "2009-12"
5350	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used)	0		Skill: "Surge of Icing", Last Available: "2009-12"
5351	olive A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used)	0		Skill: "Stealth Mistletoe", Last Available: "2009-12"
5352	spinning A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used)	0		Skill: "Cringle's Curative Carol", Last Available: "2009-12"
5353	jar of oil	0		
5354	The Art of Slapfighting (used)	0		Class: "Seal Clubber", Skill: "Iron Palm Technique", Last Available: "2010-06"
5355	squat Uncle Romulus (used)	0		Class: "Turtle Tamer", Skill: "Curiosity of Br'er Tarrypin", Last Available: "2010-03"
5356	maroon A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used)	0		Class: "Pastamancer", Skill: "Stringozzi Serpent", Last Available: "2010-04"
5357	Zu Mannk&auml;se Dienen (used)	0		Class: "Sauceror", Skill: "K&auml;seso&szlig;esturm", Last Available: "2010-01"
5358	mirror Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used)	0		Class: "Disco Bandit", Skill: "Kung Fu Hustler", Last Available: "2011-01"
5359	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled)	0		Class: "Accordion Thief", Skill: "Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration", Last Available: "2010-02"
5360	fuchsia Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used)	0		Skill: "Toynado", Last Available: "2010-12"
5361	blinking The Joy of Wassailing (used)	0		Skill: "Wassail", Last Available: "2010-12"
5362	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used)	0		Skill: "Fashionably Late", Last Available: "2011-01"
5363	skewed CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used)	0		Skill: "Executive Narcolepsy", Last Available: "2011-01"
5364	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used)	0		Skill: "Lunch Break", Last Available: "2011-01"
5365	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used)	0		Skill: "Offensive Joke", Last Available: "2011-01"
5366	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used)	0		Skill: "Managerial Manipulation", Last Available: "2011-01"
5367	Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded)	0		Skill: "Natural Born Skeleton Killer", Last Available: "2011-05"
5368	Ellsbury's journal (used)	0		Skill: "Unaccompanied Miner", Last Available: "2010-09"
5369	huge KoL Con 8-Bit power bracelet of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Last Available: "2011-09"
5370	spinning boiler	0		
5371	twirling stuffed-shirt scarecrow	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-11"
5372	twirling censurious plastic trollipop	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2011-12"
5373	wobbly plastic Fudge Wizard of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2011-12"
5374	steel-toed plastic abominable fudgeman	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Last Available: "2011-12"
5375	plastic colollilossus of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2011-12"
5376	bouncing censurious Jeselnik's plastic Big Candy	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2011-12"
5377	mirror The Groose in the Hoose	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-12"
5378	spruce juice	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5379	denatured shaking groose grease	1	good	Last Available: "2012-12"
5380	lollipop stick	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5381	wobbly bananagate	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5382	pearidot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5383	wobbly pulsating tourmalime	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5384	kumquartz	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5385	bouncing strawberyl	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5386	Da Vinci's ridiculous belt	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Last Available: "2011-11"
5387	greasy ridiculous earring	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2011-11"
5388	foul-smelling ridiculous sunglasses	0		Stench Damage: +10, Last Available: "2011-11"
5389	delicious ridiculous sandwich	4	awesome	Last Available: "2011-11"
5390	perfectly mixed purple ridiculous cocktail	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-11"
5391	zombie monkey necklace of the sewer of Flo-Jo	0		Stench Damage: +25, Initiative: +100
5392	Thwaitgold butterfly statuette	0		
5393	scrap of paper	0		
5394	sandpaper	0		
5395	peppermint sprout	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5396	adjusted narrow peppermint twist	0		Effect: "Moose Wisdom", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2011-11"
5397	adequate peppermint patty	3	good	Last Available: "2011-11"
5398	peppermint crook	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5399	narrow peppermint rhino baby	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5400	candy cane candygram	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
5401	cyan peppermint parasol	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5402	crafty candy cane	0		Maximum MP: +10, Last Available: "2011-12"
5403	mirror Mint Salton Pepper's Peppermint Seed Catalog	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5404	Peppermint Pip Packet	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5405	maroon miser's clever brainy cane-mail shirt	0		Mysticality: +5, Maximum MP: +20, Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2011-12"
5406	horrifying rock-hard brawny cane-mail pants	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Damage Reduction: 5, Spooky Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xBarrr, cap 25", Last Available: "2011-12"
5407	drinkable jittery Vodka Matryoshka	3	good	Last Available: "2011-12"
5408	artisanal watered-down green Gin Mint	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-12"
5409	acceptable weak special shaking cyan Tequiz Navidad	2	good	Effect: "Disco Neuropathy", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2011-12"
5410	weak delicious green Mint Yulep	2	awesome	Last Available: "2011-12"
5411	delicious gray Crimbojito	4	awesome	Last Available: "2011-12"
5412	extra-dry drinkable maroon Sangria de Menthe	5	good	Last Available: "2011-12"
5413	candycaine powder	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
5414	licorice boa	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
5415	ionized wobbly licorice root	0		Effect: "Feroci Tea", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2011-12"
5416	altered energized jittery ghostly banana supersucker	0		Effect: "Graham Crackling", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2011-11"
5417	flattened alkaline pear supersucker	0		Effect: "Blessing of the Pervy Noodles", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2011-11"
5418	triple-vacuum-sealed lime supersucker	0		Effect: "Lobos Fresh", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2011-11"
5419	moist green upside-down kumquat supersucker	0		Effect: "Red-Shirted Escort", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2011-11"
5420	colloidal nitrogenated cyan strawberry supersucker	0		Effect: "Sated and Furious", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2011-11"
5421	rosy-cheeked bananarama bangle	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-11"
5422	manspreader's pair of pearidot earrings	0		Monster Level: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-11"
5423	ghostly ribald tourmalime tourniquet	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-11"
5424	steel-toed kumquartz ring	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-11"
5425	red shaking wholesome strawberyl necklace	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-11"
5426	pulsating avaricious stiffened sucker bucket	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2011-11"
5427	sucker hakama of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Familiar Effect: "afk, cap 12", Last Available: "2011-11"
5428	scorching sucker kabuto	0		Hot Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "Atk, cap 12", Last Available: "2011-11"
5429	chaotic sucker tachi	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Last Available: "2011-11"
5430	sucker scaffold	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5431	red cinnamon troll doll	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5432	huge yellow grape troll doll	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5433	raspberry troll doll	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5434	DNOTC Box	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
5435	fudgecule	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5436	tarnished non-pickled moist teal fudge lily	0		Effect: "Don't Step to Your Stepmother", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2011-11"
5437	yellow blurry superheated fudge	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5438	non-nitrogenated improved fluid of fudge-finding	0		Effect: "Mariachi Mood", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2011-11"
5439	upside-down fudgepuck	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5440	snack-sized spoiled fudgesicle	2	crappy	Last Available: "2011-11"
5441	wand of fudge control	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5442	The Kloop in the Coop	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-12"
5443	miniscule beatbox	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5444	boiled extra-frozen devilish folio	0		Effect: "Sparkling Consciousness", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2012-12"
5445	clumsiness bark	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5446	jar full of wind	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5447	blurry dangerous jerkcicle	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5448	furious stone	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5449	vanity stone	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5450	lecherous stone	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5451	jealousy stone	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5452	upside-down avarice stone	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5453	gluttonous stone	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5454	tumbling jittery gummi ingot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5455	gummi ingot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5456	gummi ingot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5457	anodized skewed skewed Fudgie Roll	0		Effect: "Banono", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2011-11"
5458	bite-sized adequate skewed fudge bunny	1	good	Last Available: "2011-11"
5459	fudge spork	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5460	aromatic reassuring chilly fudgecycle	0		Cold Damage: +5, Spooky Resistance: +1, Stench Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-11"
5461	fudge cube	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5462	blank fudge mold	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5463	Libram of Resolutions	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-01", Skill: "Summon Resolutions"
5464	diffused mirror resolution: be wealthier	0		Effect: "Mucilaginous Muscle", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2012-01"
5465	quadruple-corrupted pulsating spinning resolution: be happier	0		Effect: "Thanksgot", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2012-01"
5466	galvanized resolution: be stronger	0		Effect: "Drenched With Filth", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2012-01"
5467	anodized dry green resolution: be smarter	0		Effect: "Human-Weird Thing Hybrid", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2012-01"
5468	dry deionized resolution: be sexier	0		Effect: "Ripping, Dripping", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2012-01"
5469	super-Vulcanized skewed resolution: be feistier	0		Effect: "Permafrosty", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2012-01"
5470	liquefied cyan resolution: be kinder	0		Effect: "Blessing of Pikachutlotal", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2012-01"
5471	ionized resolution: be more adventurous	0		Effect: "Mad at Science", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2012-01"
5472	triple-corrupted oxidized non-denatured resolution: be luckier	0		Effect: "Amorous", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2012-01"
5473	blurry gummi ingot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5474	gummi ingot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5475	gummi ingot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5476	frozen gummi salamander	0		Effect: "Healthy Green Glow", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2011-11"
5477	alkaline gummi snake	0		Effect: "Serenity", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2011-11"
5478	tarnished polarized gummi canary	0		Effect: "Void Between the Stars", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2011-11"
5479	spoiled super-sized shaking squat gummi bear	5	crappy	Last Available: "2011-11"
5480	jumbo moldy gummi bear	5	crappy	Last Available: "2011-11"
5481	normal mirror gummi bear	3	good	Last Available: "2011-11"
5482	moldy spinning skewed drunki-bear	4	crappy	Last Available: "2011-11"
5483	adequate maroon upside-down drunki-bear	4	good	Last Available: "2011-11"
5484	bland drunki-bear	3	decent	Last Available: "2011-11"
5485	gummi bowtie of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2011-11"
5486	yellow coward's fudge pocket square	0		Monster Level: -20, Last Available: "2011-11"
5487	supercool lollipop cufflinks	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Last Available: "2011-11"
5488	bouncing trilobite fossil	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5489	mirror ammonite fossil	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5490	belemnite fossil	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5491	mirror trilobite candy mold	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5492	ammonite candy mold	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5493	belemnite candy mold	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5494	enhanced quadruple-wet mirror gummi trilobite	0		Effect: "Jerky, Boy", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2011-11"
5495	moist mirror spinning gummi ammonite	0		Effect: "Peppermint Bite", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2011-11"
5496	modified super-ionized shaking pulsating gummi belemnite	0		Effect: "Berry Experiential", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2011-11"
5497	lime green all-year sucker	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5498	heart of dark chocolate	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5499	flame-wreathed Big Candy's tophat of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xGhoul, 1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2011-11"
5500	Fuzzby	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-11"
5501	Jackass Plumber home game	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5502	olive Trivial Avocations board game	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5503	huge Tickle-Me Emilio	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5504	blessed box	0		
5505	blurry pack of pogs	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5506	flavorless jerky coins	3	decent	Last Available: "2011-11"
5507	delicious Go-Wassail	4	awesome	Last Available: "2011-11"
5508	polarized quadruple-cold-filtered quadruple-energized teal spinning twirling Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide	0		Effect: "Wet Willied", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2011-11"
5509	tarnished ionized squat bottle of bubbles	0		Effect: "Wolf's Bane", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2011-11"
5510	adjusted super-anodized non-ionized wind-up meatcar	0		Effect: "Work For Hours a Week", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2011-11"
5511	Trivial Avocations Card: What?	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5512	ghostly spinning Trivial Avocations Card: When?	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5513	skewed Trivial Avocations Card: Who?	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5514	Trivial Avocations Card: Where?	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5515	maroon pog #01 (spider)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5516	bouncing pog #02 (Knob goblin)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5517	pog #03 (warwelf)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5518	squat pog #04 (skleleton)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5519	yellow pog #05 (ninja snowman)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5520	pog #06 (filthy hippy)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5521	pog #07 (orcish frat boy)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5522	narrow pog #08 (hellion)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5523	upside-down pog #09 (pirate)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5524	pog #10 (hobo)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5525	pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5526	deionized nitrogenated Atomic Pop	0		Effect: "Armor-Plated", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2020-09"
5527	upside-down do-rag	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-11"
5528	whimpering willow bark	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5529	delicious berries of suffering	4	awesome	Last Available: "2012-12"
5530	flattened spinning baobab sap	0		Effect: "Unrunnable Face", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2012-12"
5531	squat cup of hickory chicory	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5532	wobbly magnolia blossom	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5533	Vulcanized twirling squat Mortimer's nostrum	0		Effect: "Hobo Flavor", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2012-12"
5534	acceptable enchanted Barulio's bottle	4	good	Effect: "Healthy Bronze Glow", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5535	ionized Marvin's marvelous pill	0		Effect: "L'instinct F&eacute;lin", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2012-12"
5536	Winifred's whistle	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5537	prose pen	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5538	half-empty carton of milk	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5539	narrow glass of warm water	0		Free Pull
5540	energized mirror mirror desktop zen garden	0		Effect: "Bandersnatched", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2012-12"
5541	Vivian's Vitamin	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5542	pink-belly slapper	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5543	squat MacGyver's smartaleck's Leapin' Trousers	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Maximum MP: +100
5544	weak drinkable bouncing eggnog	2	good	Last Available: "2012-12"
5545	toothsome blurry hamhock	4	awesome	Last Available: "2012-12"
5546	The Thorax's Codex of Tormenting Plants	0		Skill: "Torment Plant", Last Available: "2012-12"
5547	Clancy's sackbut	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5548	olive Ghost Pinching Quarterly	0		Skill: "Pinch Ghost", Last Available: "2012-12"
5549	Clancy's crumhorn	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5550	red The Snitch's Manifesto	0		Skill: "Tattle", Last Available: "2012-12"
5551	Clancy's lute	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5552	Trusty of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7
5553	can of Rain-Doh	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5554	empty Rain-Doh can	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5555	dry magnetized tumbling fireclutch	0		Effect: "Lobos Fresh", Effect Duration: 33
5556	friendly Rain-Doh wings of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Familiar Weight: +3, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2012-02"
5557	Rain-Doh agent	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5558	lard-coated lion tamer's Rain-Doh laser gun	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2012-02"
5559	strapping Rain-Doh lantern of the detective	0		Muscle: +5, Item Drop: +20, Softcore Only, Lantern: 1, Lantern Element: "Stench", Last Available: "2012-02"
5560	cyan Rain-Doh balls	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5561	twirling Rain-Doh indigo cup	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5562	olive grievous Rain-Doh violet bo of the bloodbag	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Maximum HP: +100, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2012-02"
5563	bouncing Rain-Doh box	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5564	Rain-Doh box full of monster	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5565	diet yummy PB&BP	1	awesome	
5566	decent club sandwich	3	good	
5567	snack-sized spoiled bouncing corned-beef Reuben	2	crappy	
5568	frayed ninja rope	0		
5569	dull ninja crampons	0		
5570	loose ninja carabiner	0		
5571	Groar's fur	0		
5572	gray Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette	0		
5573	fortified mediocre Drac & Tan	5	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5574	practically non-alcoholic tolerable Transylvania Sling	1	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5575	drinkable watered-down Shot of the Living Dead	2	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5576	perfectly mixed blurry Buttery Knob	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5577	aged Slippery Knob	3	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5578	fortified artisanal Flaming Knob	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5579	perfectly mixed Grasshopper	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5580	lousy fancy Locust	4	decent	Effect: "Headstrong", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2012-03"
5581	aged Plague of Locusts	4	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5582	aged skewed Red Dwarf	4	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5583	lousy Golden Mean	4	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5584	bad wobbly Green Giant	3	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5585	lousy practically non-alcoholic shaking skewed Aye Aye	1	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5586	lousy Aye Aye, Captain	4	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5587	triple-distilled mediocre Aye Aye, Tooth Tooth	8	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5588	lousy wobbly Humanitini	3	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5589	irresponsibly strong tolerable cyan More Humanitini than Humanitini	8	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5590	tolerable Oh, the Humanitini	3	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5591	distilled delicious Great Older Fashioned	5	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5592	perfectly mixed watered-down Fuzzy Tentacle	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5593	hand-crafted Crazymaker	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5594	lousy Zoodriver	3	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5595	bad skewed Sloe Comfortable Zoo	4	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5596	extra-dry drinkable bouncing Sloe Comfortable Zoo on Fire	5	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5597	enchanted spirit-forward acceptable Suffering Sinner	5	good	Effect: "Rage of the Reindeer", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2012-03"
5598	mediocre Suppurating Sinner	4	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5599	artisanal Sizzling Sinner	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5600	mediocre weak Firewater	2	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5601	mediocre watered-down Earth and Firewater	2	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5602	special lousy watered-down olive Earth, Wind and Firewater	2	decent	Effect: "Disco Inferno", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2012-03"
5603	weak acceptable Slimosa	2	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5604	special delicious watered-down twirling Extra-slimy Slimosa	2	awesome	Effect: "Gamer Rage", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2012-03"
5605	weak tolerable narrow Slimebite	2	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5606	hand-crafted Cement Mixer	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5607	bad practically non-alcoholic Jackhammer	1	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5608	distilled drinkable red Dump Truck	5	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5609	hand-crafted practically non-alcoholic Fauna Libre	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5610	hand-crafted Chakra Libre	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5611	artisanal Aura Libre	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5612	artisanal Sazerorc	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5613	hand-crafted red Sazuruk-hai	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5614	artisanal tumbling Flaming Sazerorc	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5615	hand-crafted Green Velvet	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5616	acceptable watered-down Green Muslin	2	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5617	practically non-alcoholic bad Green Burlap	1	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5618	smooth blurry Mohobo	4	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5619	tolerable red blinking Moonshine Mohobo	3	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5620	delicious Flaming Mohobo	3	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5621	weak acceptable Drunken Philosopher	2	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5622	artisanal weak Drunken Neurologist	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5623	practically non-alcoholic acceptable wobbly Drunken Astrophysicist	1	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5624	mediocre watered-down Dark & Starry	2	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5625	hand-crafted Black Hole	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5626	aged Event Horizon	4	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5627	special tolerable tumbling blurry Herring Daiquiri	3	good	Effect: "Just Aged Enough", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2012-03"
5628	acceptable Herring Wallbanger	3	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5629	hand-crafted Herringtini	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5630	hand-crafted Lollipop Drop	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5631	bad Candy Alexander	3	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5632	boozy lousy Candicaine	5	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5633	perfectly mixed Caipiranha	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5634	practically non-alcoholic drinkable Flying Caipiranha	1	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5635	perfectly mixed high-proof gray Flaming Caipiranha	9	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5636	acceptable ghostly twirling tumbling Punchplanter	4	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5637	acceptable special Doublepunchplanter	4	good	Effect: "Transcendental Wind", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2012-03"
5638	tolerable Haymaker	4	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5639	Small Medium	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-03"
5640	spinning crystal decanter	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2012-03"
5641	thick decent fungus	5	good	
5642	poisoned dart	0		
5643	frozen huge stone wool	0		Effect: "Colorful Gratitude", Effect Duration: 68
5644	stones	0		
5645	upside-down the Nostril of the Serpent	0		
5646	calendar fragment	0		
5647	beefy calendar	0		Muscle: +10
5648	careful banded Boris's Helm	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Monster Level: -10, Softcore Only, Free Pull, Familiar Effect: "atk, MP regen, cap 25", Last Available: "2012-04", Minstrel Level: +1, Softcore Only: [1-path(Avatar of Boris)]
5649	mirror greasy Jim Carey's staph of homophones	0		Monster Level: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Alters Page Text
5650	tumbling Temple Grandin's groovy Boris's Helm (askew) of the sweet-tooth	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Familiar Weight: +7, Candy Drop: +100, Softcore Only, Free Pull, Familiar Effect: "atk, MP regen, cap 25", Last Available: "2012-04", Minstrel Level: +1, Softcore Only: [1-path(Avatar of Boris)]
5651	twirling mime soul fragment	0		Last Available: "2012-04"
5652	Monster Manuel	0		Free Pull
5653	lime green key-o-tron	0		
5654	decent nailswurst	3	good	
5655	triple-distilled drinkable twirling used beer	7	good	
5656	Huggler Radio	0		Free Pull
5657	fettucini &eacute;pines Inconnu recipe	0		Recipe: "fettucini &eacute;pines Inconnu"
5658	slap and slap again recipe	0		Recipe: "slap and slap again"
5659	supercharged insulting hat	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "cap 2"
5660	studded offensive moustache	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Single Equip
5661	hairshirt of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15
5662	Olympic-sized Clan crate	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-05"
5663	skewed microwave	0		Free Pull
5664	pony keg	0		Free Pull
5665	How to Tolerate Jerks	0		Skill: "Thick-Skinned"
5666	How to Hold a Grudge	0		Skill: "Chip on your Shoulder"
5667	ghostly bouncing puppet strings	0		Free Pull
5668	bagged &quot;L&quot;	0		
5669	club	0		
5670	rotten fettucini &eacute;pines Inconnu	4	crappy	
5671	acceptable extra-dry slap and slap again	5	good	
5672	twirling gunpowder burrito	2	good	
5673	beery blood	2	good	
5674	skewed skewed &quot;L&quot;	0		
5675	vaporized red spinning ghostly watered-down Red Minotaur	1		
5676	wobbly pool torpedo	0		Last Available: "2012-05"
5677	foul-smelling Ze&trade; goggles	0		Stench Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "Atk, cap 7", Last Available: "2012-05"
5678	red soggy used band-aid	0		Last Available: "2012-05"
5679	energetic stylish swimsuit of the detective	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Item Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 10", Last Available: "2012-05"
5680	wobbly lost key	0		Last Available: "2012-05"
5681	rotten P.B.L.T.	4	crappy	
5682	note from Clancy	0		Skill: "Request Sandwich"
5683	squat BURT	0		
5684	handful of juicy garbage	0		
5685	bugbear communicator badge	0		
5686	blurry quantum nanopolymer spider web	0		
5687	red bugbear autopsy tweezers	0		
5688	deadly UV monocular	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Single Equip
5689	drone self-destruct chip	0		
5690	bouncing huge Jeff Goldblum larva	0		
5691	jittery pacification grenade	0		
5692	jittery quantum disintegrator pistol of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3
5693	pulsating cyan blurry phase-tuned shield generator belt of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Single Equip
5694	Thwaitgold woollybear statuette	0		
5695	hardened bugbear detector	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Single Equip
5696	bouncing bugbear purification pill	0		
5697	blurry cyan 1 Meat	0		
5698	wizardly The Lost Glasses of chilblains	0		Mysticality: +25, Cold Damage: +25, Single Equip
5699	squat The Lost Pill Bottle	0		Last Available: "2012-05"
5700	The Lost Comb	0		
5701	pulsating Moping Artistic Goth Kid	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-06"
5702	squat mannequin	0		Familiar Weight: +5
5703	crayon shavings	0		Last Available: "2012-06"
5704	wax bugbear	0		Last Available: "2012-06"
5705	Van der Graaf clever wax hat	0		Maximum MP: +20, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy", Last Available: "2012-06"
5706	cyan wax pants of the overflowing toilet of horror	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xBarrr, cap 12", Last Available: "2012-06"
5707	tumbling FDKOL commendation	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5708	activated drop of water-37	0		Effect: "Bilious Brawn", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2012-07"
5709	blurry teal perfumed chaotic fireman's helmet	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Stench Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "cold atk", Last Available: "2012-07"
5712	wobbly fire axe of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2012-07"
5713	inspector's hardy wizardly fire extinguisher	0		Mysticality: +25, Maximum HP: +50, Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2012-07"
5714	FDKOL tattoo	0		
5715	Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians	0		Skill: "Frigidalmatian", Last Available: "2012-07"
5716	Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used)	0		Skill: "Frigidalmatian", Last Available: "2012-07"
5717	normal super-sized narrow FDKOL hotcakes	5	good	Last Available: "2012-07"
5718	hot egg	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5719	smoking grass	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5720	spoiled blue twirling fiery wing	3	crappy	Last Available: "2012-07"
5721	thinker's beefcake's wings of fire	0		Muscle: +25, Mysticality: +10, Last Available: "2012-07"
5722	energetic FDKOL fire hose	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2012-07"
5723	extra-improved triple-dry bottle of fire	0		Effect: "Salad Days", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2012-07"
5724	molten brick	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5725	hot daub	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5726	executive scorching hot daub bun	0		Hot Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +40, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cap 21", Last Available: "2012-07"
5727	red Jack Frost's beefy hot daub stand	0		Muscle: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cap 21", Last Available: "2012-07"
5728	shaking Fonzie's slick foot-long hot daub	0		Moxie: +10, Experience (Moxie): +1, Last Available: "2012-07"
5729	ballpark hot daub	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5730	rotten mirror angst burger	3	crappy	
5731	watered-down artisanal squat 5-hour acrimony	2	EPIC	
5732	blank note	0		
5733	fuchsia eerily silent box	0		
5734	jumbo spoiled spinning forbidden sausage	5	crappy	
5735	Lord Flameface's cloak of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Swirl Cloak", Last Available: "2012-07"
5736	pickled ghostly Drizzlers&trade; Black Licorice	0		Effect: "Crocodile Tear", Effect Duration: 30
5737	extra-liquefied enhanced electrified daub-breaker	0		Effect: "Strawberry Alarm", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2020-09"
5738	red grievous Camp Scout backpack	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Softcore Only, Drops Items, Last Available: "2012-07"
5739	narrow CSA fire-starting kit	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5740	normal bag of GORP	4	good	Last Available: "2012-07"
5741	enchanted artisanal water purification pills	4	EPIC	Effect: "Memory of Attractiveness", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2012-07"
5742	Camp Scout pup tent	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5743	acceptable spirit-forward squat CSA scoutmaster's &quot;water&quot;	5	good	Last Available: "2012-07"
5744	rotten bag of GORF	3	crappy	Last Available: "2012-07"
5745	CSA discount card	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
5746	flavorless purple bag of QWOP	4	decent	Last Available: "2012-07"
5747	Vulcanized spinning CSA bravery badge	0		Effect: "Conspiratory Eyes", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2012-07"
5748	CSA all-purpose soap	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5749	delicious CSA cheerfulness ration	3	awesome	Last Available: "2012-07"
5750	CSA obedience grenade	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5751	red narrow Tales of the Word Realms	0		
5752	tasty squat gray crappy brain	3	awesome	
5753	toothsome special decent brain	4	awesome	Effect: "Carrion' On", Effect Duration: 50
5754	toothsome tiny good brain	1	awesome	
5755	tasty thick boss brain	5	awesome	
5756	diet flavorless hunter brain	1	decent	
5758	greedy clever Staff of Holiday Sensations of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Maximum MP: +20, Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2011-11"
5759	cool staff of the dark arts	0		Moxie: +5, Spell Damage Percent: +100
5760	friendly rock-hard staff of Calamity Jane	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Familiar Weight: +3
5761	stanky crafty Staff of the Scummy Sink of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Maximum MP: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Slime Hates It: +1
5762	nose	0		
5763	tumbling lime green miser's deadly Superhero Reboots	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +10
5764	shaking miser's Herculean fuzzy busby	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Meat Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, cap 32"
5765	ribald fuzzy earmuffs of the early riser	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Adventures: +7, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, cap 32"
5766	bouncing Sherlock's dance instructor's fuzzy montera of horror	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: +25, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, cap 32"
5767	olive Unagnimated Gnome	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-08"
5768	mirror gnomish swimmer's ears	0		Better Diver: +10, Equips On: "Reagnimated Gnome", Familiar Effect: "underwater", Last Available: "2012-08"
5769	gnomish coal miner's lung	0		Equips On: "Reagnimated Gnome", Familiar Effect: "block", Last Available: "2012-08"
5770	gnomish tennis elbow	0		Equips On: "Reagnimated Gnome", Familiar Effect: "damage", Last Available: "2012-08"
5771	shaking yellow gnomish housemaid's kgnee	0		Equips On: "Reagnimated Gnome", Familiar Effect: "gain advs", Last Available: "2012-08"
5772	gnomish athlete's foot	0		Equips On: "Reagnimated Gnome", Familiar Effect: "delevel", Last Available: "2012-08"
5773	Thwaitgold maggot statuette	0		
5774	talkative skull	0		
5775	fronts	0		Familiar Weight: +5
5776	frightening rock-hard Barney's rake	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Spooky Damage: +5
5778	miniature spoiled cyan idiot brain	2	crappy	
5779	keel-haulin' knife of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15
5780	ice cream scoop of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100
5781	acceptable distilled soft echo eyedrop antidote martini	5	good	
5782	cyan morningwood plank	0		
5783	raging hardwood plank	0		
5784	wobbly weirdwood plank	0		
5785	thick caulk	0		
5786	pulsating blinking hard screw	0		
5787	messy butt joint	0		
5788	smut orc keepsake box	0		
5789	bubblin' crude	0		
5790	jittery box of bear arms	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5791	cyan chilly Jim Carey's right bear arm	0		Monster Level: +25, Cold Damage: +5, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Kodiak Moment", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Grizzly Scene", Last Available: "2012-09", Softcore Only: [1-path(Zombie Slayer)]
5792	mirror knitted Tesla occult left bear arm	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Cold Resistance: +3, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Bear-Backrub", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Bear-ly Legal", Last Available: "2012-09", Softcore Only: [1-path(Zombie Slayer)]
5793	wicked Hat O' Nine Tails	0		Spell Damage: +5
5794	ionized Enchanted Plunger	0		Effect: "Sleazy Weapon", Effect Duration: 45
5795	modified jittery Enchanted Flyswatter	0		Effect: "Full-Body Tan", Effect Duration: 25
5796	triple-corrupted liquefied Gearhead Goo	0		Effect: "You're Not Cooking", Effect Duration: 67
5797	unsweetened colloidal Missing Eye Simulation Device	0		Effect: "Boschface", Effect Duration: 57
5798	ionized Gnollish Crossdress	0		Effect: "Super Structure", Effect Duration: 38
5799	super-altered eldritch dough	0		Effect: "Hot Jellied", Effect Duration: 63
5800	double-galvanized Charity's choker	0		Effect: "Serendipi Tea", Effect Duration: 30
5801	quadruple-chilled ionized Smart Bone Dust	0		Effect: "Fury of the Bells", Effect Duration: 32
5802	denatured electrified maroon mirror perpendicular guano	0		Effect: "Polka of Plenty", Effect Duration: 49
5803	energized olive White Chocolate Golem Seeds	0		Effect: "Spookypants", Effect Duration: 42
5804	irradiated Shivering Ch&egrave;vre	0		Effect: "Space Cadet", Effect Duration: 31
5805	dry nitrogenated shaking breath mint	0		Effect: "Mutated", Effect Duration: 17
5806	tarnished narrow muesli	0		Effect: "Incensed", Effect Duration: 26
5807	oxidized alkaline glass of warm milk	0		Effect: "Mmmmmelon", Effect Duration: 38
5808	triple-alkaline polarized glass of gnat milk	0		Effect: "Filled with Magic", Effect Duration: 44
5809	chilled galvanized Knob Goblin Mutagen	0		Effect: "Very Clean Guns", Effect Duration: 42
5810	colloidal super-energized blue Tears of the Quiet Healer	0		Effect: "Libra Rising", Effect Duration: 16
5811	aerosolized colloidal spinning tube of lipstick	0		Effect: "Fit To Be Tide", Effect Duration: 54
5812	irradiated dry wobbly skelelton spine	0		Effect: "Human-Slime Hybrid", Effect Duration: 20
5813	altered colloidal smut orc sunglasses	0		Effect: "Discomfited", Effect Duration: 17
5814	corrupted huge narrow blob of acid	0		Effect: "So Fresh and So Clean", Effect Duration: 58
5815	dry non-warmed flayed mind	0		Effect: "Video Game Hot Dog", Effect Duration: 31
5816	extra-flattened blinking kobold kibble	0		Effect: "Innately Strong", Effect Duration: 60
5817	alkaline pulsating forest spirit rattle	0		Effect: "Tasting the Rainbow", Effect Duration: 30
5818	anodized adjusted spinning Stone Golem pebbles	0		Effect: "From Nantucket", Effect Duration: 67
5819	cold-filtered gravy fairy warlock hat	0		Effect: "Adventurer's Best Friendship", Effect Duration: 43
5820	denatured ionized quadruple-pressed mirror shaking bull blubber	0		Effect: "Well-Oiled", Effect Duration: 64
5821	colloidal nitrogenated wobbly jittery frog lip-print	0		Effect: "The Living Hitpoints", Effect Duration: 11
5822	corrupted galvanized squat gazely stare	0		Effect: "Sneaky Serpentine Subtlety", Effect Duration: 17
5823	vacuum-sealed unsweetened canopic jar	0		Effect: "Crimbo Epiphany", Effect Duration: 13
5824	boiled purple clove-flavored lip balm	0		Effect: "Pyromania", Effect Duration: 36
5825	polarized improved chilled mirror Skullery Maid's Knee	0		Effect: "The Power of LOV", Effect Duration: 25
5826	super-oxidized triple-denatured spinning huge zombie hollandaise	0		Effect: "substats.enh", Effect Duration: 22
5827	polymerized green skeletal banana	0		Effect: "Salamanderenity", Effect Duration: 40
5828	pressed lime green gilt perfume bottle	0		Effect: "Castaway Physique", Effect Duration: 30
5829	chilled unsweetened janglin' bones	0		Effect: "Big Ol' Glass of Rum", Effect Duration: 62
5830	moist pickled pygmy papers	0		Effect: "Yuletide Mutations", Effect Duration: 32
5831	vacuum-sealed tarnished jittery twirling pygmy dart	0		Effect: "Busy Bein' Delicious", Effect Duration: 57
5832	quadruple-cold-filtered wet energized spinning secret mummy herbs and spices	0		Effect: "Memory of Strength", Effect Duration: 66
5833	activated pulsating brigand brittle	0		Effect: "White-boy Angst", Effect Duration: 54
5834	vacuum-sealed double-activated skewed holistic headache remedy	0		Effect: "Stopping to Smell the Flowers", Effect Duration: 66
5835	vacuum-sealed scrunchie tourniquet	0		Effect: "Jawin'", Effect Duration: 25
5836	warmed embezzler's oil	0		Effect: "Meat the Flintstones", Effect Duration: 33
5837	ionized super-irradiated pressed mirror Fu Manchu Wax	0		Effect: "Stopping to Smell the Flowers", Effect Duration: 43
5838	concentrated maroon Iiti Kitty Gumdrop	0		Effect: "The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder", Effect Duration: 35
5839	dry colloidal yellow ravenous eye	0		Effect: "Seriously Mutated", Effect Duration: 20
5840	activated upside-down squat Rogue Windmill Rouge	0		Effect: "The Halls of Muscularity", Effect Duration: 31
5841	diffused A muse-bouche	0		Effect: "The Grass...  Is Blue...", Effect Duration: 14
5842	unsweetened denatured toothbrush	0		Effect: "Frog In Your Throat", Effect Duration: 31
5843	colloidal triple-denatured ghostly pirate cream pie	0		Effect: "EVISCERATE!", Effect Duration: 48
5844	warmed mirror teal una poca de gracia	0		Effect: "Celestial Sheen", Effect Duration: 65
5845	moist teal jittery compressed air canister	0		Effect: "Broken Bone Nubs", Effect Duration: 13
5846	quantum colloidal tumbling salt water taffy	0		Effect: "Icy Demeanor", Effect Duration: 29
5847	triple-boiled improved unholy water	0		Effect: "Well-Swabbed Ear", Effect Duration: 12
5848	diffused ionized pressed Bangyomaman battle juice	0		Effect: "Hare-o-dynamic", Effect Duration: 68
5849	nitrogenated handyman &quot;hand soap&quot;	0		Effect: "The Halls of Mysticality", Effect Duration: 31
5850	electrified space marine flash grenade	0		Effect: "Slightly Larger Than Usual", Effect Duration: 38
5851	ionized pulsating temporary tribal tattoo	0		Effect: "Hare-o-dynamic", Effect Duration: 22
5852	cold-filtered cold-filtered red oil-filled donut	0		Effect: "Cybernetic Muscles", Effect Duration: 30
5853	deionized triple-warmed stick-on gnome beard	0		Effect: "20/20 Vision", Effect Duration: 39
5854	diffused BRICKO stud	0		Effect: "Speed of the Internet", Effect Duration: 30
5855	alkaline wet frozen bouncing cyan Osk'r Chow	0		Effect: "Tingly Wrists", Effect Duration: 33
5856	ionized frozen tumbling Scuba Snack	0		Effect: "Intimidating Mien", Effect Duration: 49
5857	warmed alkaline polymerized narrow green shaking grey cube	0		Effect: "El Vibrations", Effect Duration: 32
5858	warmed extra-energized votive candle	0		Effect: "Patent Alacrity", Effect Duration: 63
5859	oxidized tumbling booby trap	0		Effect: "Punchy, Murdery", Effect Duration: 36
5860	wet alkaline wet teal Agent Corrigan's cigarette	0		Effect: "Loyal Tea", Effect Duration: 30
5861	alkaline good ash	0		Effect: "Pemmican't", Effect Duration: 13
5862	Tome of Rad Libs	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-09", Skill: "Summon Rad Libs"
5863	Rad Lib	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5864	papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; glob	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5865	corrupted unsweetened narrow papier-mochi	0		Effect: "Punchy, Murdery", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2012-09"
5866	improved galvanized blinking blue papier-m&acirc;chaeranthera	0		Effect: "The Strength... of the Future", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2012-09"
5867	double-unsweetened papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; toothpicks	0		Effect: "Hustlin'", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2012-09"
5868	miser's studded papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute;te	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Meat Drop: +10, Alters Page Text, Last Available: "2012-09"
5869	gray chilly dance instructor's papier-m&acirc;chine gun	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Cold Damage: +5, Alters Page Text, Last Available: "2012-09"
5870	ghostly manspreader's hardy papier-masque	0		Maximum HP: +50, Monster Level: +10, Single Equip, Alters Page Text, Last Available: "2012-09"
5871	greedy papier-mitre of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Meat Drop: +20, Alters Page Text, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2012-09"
5872	executive Tesla papier-m&acirc;churidars	0		Meat Drop: +40, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Alters Page Text, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2012-09"
5873	shaking papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; plaque	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5874	papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; handle	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5875	purple papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; base	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5876	papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; bowl	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5877	papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; trophy pi&ntilde;ata	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5878	lime green Rainbow Jello Mould of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60
5879	blue Pete & Jackie's Dragon Tooth Emporium Catalog	0		Last Available: "2012-10"
5880	packet of dragon's teeth	0		Last Available: "2012-10"
5881	yellow skeleton	0		Last Available: "2012-10"
5882	prompt avaricious wicked skeleton skis	0		Spell Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +30, Adventures: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-10"
5883	small rotten jittery skeleton quiche	2	crappy	Last Available: "2012-10"
5884	skeletal scabbard	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-10"
5885	skeletal skiff	0		Last Available: "2012-10"
5886	rosy-cheeked healthy padded Bonestabber of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Damage Absorption: +20, Maximum HP Percent: 50, Last Available: "2012-10"
5887	bad mirror pulsating crystal skeleton vodka	4	decent	Last Available: "2012-10"
5888	Lazybones&trade; recliner	0		Last Available: "2012-10"
5889	fuchsia huge flame-retardant auxiliary backbone	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2012-10"
5890	skulldozer egg	0		Last Available: "2012-10"
5891	ribcage rollcage	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2012-10"
5892	improved squat that gum you like	0		Effect: "Yuletide Mutations", Effect Duration: 55
5893	gray dreaming Jung man	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-12"
5894	Little Crimson Book	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
5895	avatar of the Unconscious Collective	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-12"
5896	pulsating canary nightlight	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
5897	compressed skewed Unconscious Collective Dream Jar	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2013-12"
5898	jar of psychoses (The Suspicious-Looking Guy)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5899	jar of psychoses (The Captain of the Gourd)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5900	jar of psychoses (The Crackpot Mystic)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5901	green jar of psychoses (The Old Man)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5902	tumbling jar of psychoses (The Pretentious Artist)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5903	jar of psychoses (The Meatsmith)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5905	teal jar of psychoses (Jick)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5906	pixel pill	0		
5907	pixel energy tank	0		
5908	ChibiBuddy&trade; (on)	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5909	huge miser's energetic wedding ring	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Meat Drop: +10, Single Equip
5910	spinning deactivated nanobots	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-11"
5911	nanorhino credit card	0		Last Available: "2012-11"
5912	tumbling purple sharpshooter's vibrating Solstice Shield	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +10
5913	alkaline activated candy sushi set	0		Effect: "Notably Lovely", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2012-12"
5914	energized chilled polymerized blurry sweet mochi ball	0		Effect: "Nigh-Invincible", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2012-12"
5915	boiled mirror beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	0		Effect: "Nigh-Invincible", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2012-12"
5916	quadruple-flattened yellow sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	0		Effect: "Improved Candy Vision", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2012-12"
5917	aerosolized cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	0		Effect: "Pie in the Sky", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2012-12"
5918	Herculean plastic animelf	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Last Available: "2012-12"
5919	coward's plastic ChibiBuddy&trade;	0		Monster Level: -20, Last Available: "2012-12"
5920	stanky plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2012-12"
5921	wool plastic Uncle Crimboku	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2012-12"
5922	shaking smelly plastic MechaElf	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5923	plastic ingot	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5924	jittery blurry electrical thingamabob	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5925	twirling ChibiBuddy&trade; (off)	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5926	bouncing fuchsia BittyCar MeatCar	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5927	BittyCar HotCar	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5928	Jack Frost's brainwave-controlled unicorn horn	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Uni-Gore", Familiar Effect: "atk, 5xVolley, cap 2", Last Available: "2012-12"
5929	bubble-wrap simulator	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5930	blind-packed capsule toy	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5931	ghostly red lard-coated gravedigger's chaotic plastic four-shadowed mime	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Spooky Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-12"
5932	chilly plastic Bugbear Captain of terror	0		Cold Damage: +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-12"
5933	Tesla energetic plastic Rene C. Corman	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-12"
5934	pulsating Jeselnik's plastic Lord Flameface of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Sleaze Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-12"
5935	plastic Beebee King of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5936	plastic Queen Bee of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2012-12"
5937	teal plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer	0		Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5938	hardy plastic Clancy the Minstrel	0		Maximum HP: +50, Last Available: "2012-12"
5939	wobbly shaking electrified plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5940	squat yellow double-paned plastic spiderbugbear	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5941	ghostly plastic peacannon of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Last Available: "2012-12"
5942	Jim Carey's plastic the Free Man	0		Monster Level: +25, Last Available: "2012-12"
5943	wobbly wholesome plastic fire servant	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5944	Temple Grandin's plastic mumblebee	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Last Available: "2012-12"
5945	wicked plastic moneybee	0		Spell Damage: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5946	plastic beebee gunners of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2012-12"
5947	plastic beebee queue of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2012-12"
5948	bouncing padded plastic buzzerker	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Last Available: "2012-12"
5949	upside-down plastic bee swarm of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Last Available: "2012-12"
5950	Tesla plastic batbugbear	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5951	fuchsia avaricious plastic bugaboo	0		Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2012-12"
5952	bouncing twirling plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2012-12"
5953	miser's plastic ops bugbear	0		Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5954	plastic hypodermic bugbear of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5955	ghostly bouncing plastic cavebugbear of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Last Available: "2012-12"
5956	sizzling plastic Norville Rogers	0		Hot Damage: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5957	huge chilly plastic Scott the Miner	0		Cold Damage: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5958	squat savvy plastic angry space marine	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Last Available: "2012-12"
5959	blinking squat Socratic plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Last Available: "2012-12"
5960	Lo Pan's plastic Father McGruber	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Last Available: "2012-12"
5961	pulsating friendly plastic Hank North, Photojournalist	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2012-12"
5962	sizzling plastic blazing bat	0		Hot Damage: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5963	electronic dulcimer pants of the ox of the sewer	0		Muscle: +20, Stench Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play Hog Fiddle", Familiar Effect: "8xPotato, cap 2", Last Available: "2012-12"
5964	A-Boo clue	0		
5965	Frown Exerciser of extreme caution of doom	0		Monster Level: -25, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-12"
5966	soul monocle	0		Single Equip
5967	soul doorbell	0		
5968	shaking cyan soul coin	0		
5969	soul knife	0		
5970	squat tumbling energetic soul mask	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Single Equip
5971	record of infuriating silence	0		Skill: "Silent Slam", Last Available: "2012-10"
5972	record of infuriating silence (used)	0		Skill: "Silent Slam", Last Available: "2012-10"
5973	skewed record of tranquil silence	0		Skill: "Silent Squirt", Last Available: "2012-10"
5974	jittery record of tranquil silence (used)	0		Skill: "Silent Squirt", Last Available: "2012-10"
5975	record of menacing silence	0		Skill: "Silent Slice", Last Available: "2012-10"
5976	record of menacing silence (used)	0		Skill: "Silent Slice", Last Available: "2012-10"
5977	spinning reassuring nasty silent beret of the businessman	0		Stench Damage: +5, Spooky Resistance: +1, Meat Drop: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, cap 3"
5978	special decent low-calorie shaking slice of pizza	1	good	Effect: "Crusty Head", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2013-02"
5979	twirling huge coin	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5980	cyan pulsating cartoon heart	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5981	star	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5982	watered-down smooth tankard of ale	2	awesome	Last Available: "2013-02"
5983	ghostly vial of holy water	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5984	shaking purple Sherlock's Da Vinci's beefy cloth cap	0		Muscle: +10, Experience (Mysticality): +5, Item Drop: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 12", Last Available: "2013-02"
5985	aromatic lion tamer's Annie Oakley's iron dagger	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Experience (familiar): +2, Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2013-02"
5986	spoiled hamburger	3	crappy	Last Available: "2013-02"
5987	skewed dollar-sign bag	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5988	twirling potion	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5989	potion	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5990	artisanal watered-down bottle of wine	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2013-02"
5991	round bomb	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5992	wobbly greedy iron helmet of the overflowing toilet of Flo-Jo	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Meat Drop: +20, Initiative: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-02"
5993	maroon jittery inspector's forbidden supercool steel sword	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2013-02"
5994	special normal small fuchsia whole roasted chicken	2	good	Effect: "Shortened", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2013-02"
5995	massive gemstone	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5996	extra-strength potion	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5997	ghostly potion	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5998	bad shining goblet	4	decent	Last Available: "2013-02"
5999	fireball	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
6000	smelly studded smooth crown	0		Moxie: +15, Damage Absorption: +80, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "3xGhoul, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-02"
6001	ghostly rosewater-soaked greasy sword of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2013-02"
6002	blurry executive Rosewater's brawny Helm of the Scream Emperor	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Mysticality Percent: +30, Meat Drop: +40, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xFairy, cap 30", Last Available: "2013-02"
6003	lime green wool sizzling Cloak of Dire Shadows of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Hot Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2013-02"
6004	lion tamer's dog trainer's curative Sword of Dark Omens	0		Experience (familiar): 3, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2013-02"
6005	Jeselnik's nasty deadly Shield of Icy Fate	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Stench Damage: +5, Sleaze Damage: +25, Last Available: "2013-02"
6006	lion tamer's Greaves of the Murk Lord of the bloodbag of horror	0		Maximum HP: +100, Experience (familiar): +2, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, cap 30", Last Available: "2013-02"
6007	curative weightlifter's Gauntlets of the Blood Moon	0		Muscle: +15, Item Drop: +5, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-02"
6008	MacGyver's smartaleck's brawny Boots of Twilight Whispers	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Moxie Percent: +30, Maximum MP: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-02"
6009	teal squat veiny banded Belt of Howling Anger of the overflowing toilet	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Maximum HP: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-02"
6010	stiffened logging hatchet	0		Damage Reduction: 1
6011	inspector's orc wrist	0		Item Drop: +15
6012	twirling studded freshwater pearl necklace	0		Damage Absorption: +80
6013	huge frosty friendly orcish stud-finder	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Cold Spell Damage: +10
6014	gray screwing pooch of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5
6015	adjusted denatured purple orcish hand lotion	0		Effect: "Ogred and Oublietted", Effect Duration: 34
6016	corrupted orcish rubber	0		Effect: "Ironclad", Effect Duration: 62
6017	liquefied mirror spinning orcish nailing lube	0		Effect: "Yuletide Industry", Effect Duration: 45
6018	bad weak blurry lime green backwoods screwdriver	2	decent	
6019	twirling reassuring loadstone	0		Spooky Resistance: +1
6020	mirror flame-retardant steel-toed Claybender glasses	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Hot Resistance: +1, Single Equip
6021	up-at-dawn lard-coated Duskwalker fangs	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Adventures: +5
6022	Space Tourist Phaser	0		
6023	lard-coated educational Whoompa Fur Pants	0		Experience: +1, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 27"
6024	chilly Whatsian Ionic Pliers	0		Cold Damage: +5
6025	energized adjusted ghostly Polysniff Perfume	0		Effect: "You Liver", Effect Duration: 27
6026	Duskwalker syringe	0		
6027	Space Tours Tripple	0		
6028	Battlie Light Saver	0		
6029	T.U.R.D.S. Key	0		
6030	electrified dress pants	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "2xFairy, cap 28"
6031	tumbling razor-sharp badge of authority	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Single Equip
6032	wobbly auspicious smelly motorcycle boots	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Item Drop: +10, Single Equip
6033	coward's therapeutic stolen necklace	0		Monster Level: -20, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
6034	purple resourceful crafty troll britches	0		Maximum MP: 60, Familiar Effect: "1.5xPotato, cap 28"
6035	dry squat vial of The Glistening	0		Effect: "Notably Lovely", Effect Duration: 12
6036	mediocre high-proof purple artisanal limoncello	6	decent	
6037	upside-down ginger ale	0		
6038	huge flavorless incredible pizza	8	decent	
6039	MacGyver's oil cap of the businessman	0		Maximum MP: +100, Meat Drop: +50, Familiar Effect: "cap 28"
6040	Lo Pan's oil lamp of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +30
6041	Van der Graaf oil slacks	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 30"
6042	quilted oil pan	0		Damage Absorption: +40
6043	boid	0		
6044	woim	0		
6045	blinking Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette	0		
6046	mirror shaking BittyCar SoulCar	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6047	skewed jittery rosewater-soaked dangerous Misty Cloak	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +3
6048	jittery brainy Misty Robe of bravery	0		Mysticality: +5, Spooky Resistance: +5
6049	twirling lard-coated Annie Oakley's curative Misty Cape	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
6050	huge woimbook	0		Familiar Weight: +5
6051	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6052	moldy half-sized tumbling Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco	2	crappy	Last Available: "2012-12"
6053	mediocre Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita	4	decent	Last Available: "2012-12"
6054	enhanced energized shaking Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro	0		Effect: "Tasting the Rainbow", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2012-12"
6055	psychoanalytic jar	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6056	The Sword in the Steak	0		Last Available: "2013-12", Wiki Name: "The Sword in the Steak (item)"
6057	aromatic razor-sharp Meatcleaver	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2013-12"
6058	rosewater-soaked Crimbo Elf bobble-head	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2012-12"
6059	blue blinking curative Crimbo stogie-scented room odorizer	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2012-12"
6060	greedy Crimbo bottomless hot cocoa mug	0		Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2012-12"
6061	Sinatra's Crimbo tree flocker	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
6062	stiffened Crimbo light-up Rudolph doll	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Last Available: "2012-12"
6063	tumbling squat veiny Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword	0		Maximum HP: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
6064	sharp tin strip	0		
6065	wad of spider silk	0		
6066	olive goblin collarbone	0		
6067	rosewater-soaked quilted Truthsayer	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2013-12"
6068	blinking loose blade	0		
6069	goblin bone hilt	0		
6070	sword blade	0		
6071	Thinknerd's Grimoire of Geeky Gifts	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-12", Skill: "Summon Geeky Gifts"
6072	bouncing confusing LED clock	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6073	adjusted spinning green bouncing haggis-infused soap	0		Effect: "Tennis Elbow-wow", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2012-12"
6074	moist mirror magicberry tablets	0		Effect: "All Blued Up", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2012-12"
6075	non-alkaline 37x37x37 puzzle cube	0		Effect: "Capricorn Rising", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2012-12"
6076	weak hand-crafted McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-12"
6077	super-sized normal haggis-wrapped haggis-stuffed haggis	5	good	Last Available: "2012-12"
6078	home robotics kit	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6079	school calculator watch	0		Last Available: "2012-12", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.25
6080	resourceful haggis socks	0		Maximum MP: +50, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Haggis Kick", Last Available: "2012-12"
6081	ghostly airblaster gun	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Air Blast", Last Available: "2012-12"
6082	purple wobbly Thinknerd T-shirt grab bag	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6083	actual reality goggles	0		Single Equip, Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-12"
6084	Mr. Haggis	0		Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2012-12"
6085	magnetic sculpture kit	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6086	miser's Microplushie: Otakulone	0		Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
6087	purple chilly Microplushie: Hippylase	0		Cold Damage: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
6088	mirror chilly Microplushie: Bropane	0		Cold Damage: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
6089	blue Jim Carey's Microplushie: Sororitrate	0		Monster Level: +25, Last Available: "2012-12"
6090	twirling yellow huge lard-coated Microplushie: Gothochondria	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2012-12"
6091	twirling rosy-cheeked Microplushie: Raverdrine	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2012-12"
6092	frightening Microplushie: Hobomosome	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
6093	Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2012-12"
6094	nasty Microplushie: Dorkonide	0		Stench Damage: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
6095	Herculean Microplushie: Fauxnerditide	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Last Available: "2012-12"
6096	frosty Microplushie: Hipsterine	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
6097	upside-down classy monkey	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6098	gourd potion	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6099	brawny Thinknerd T-Shirt	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Last Available: "2012-12"
6100	pile of useless robot parts	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6101	homemade robot	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6102	homemade robot gear	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6103	blurry Artist's Whisk of Misery	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6104	spinning Artist's Butterknife of Regret	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6105	Artist's Spatula of Despair	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6106	upside-down Artist's Cookie Cutter of Loneliness	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6107	Artist's Cr&egrave;me Brul&eacute;e Torch of Fury	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6108	ghostly zippy Ginsu&trade; of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2013-12"
6109	spinning jittery gray bubble-wrap simulator (one broken button)	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6110	bubble-wrap simulator (half broken)	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6111	huge bouncing bubble-wrap simulator (one button left)	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6112	zaibatsu lobby card	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6113	zaibatsu level 1 card	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6114	zaibatsu level 2 card	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6115	zaibatsu level 3 card	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6116	CEO office card	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6117	test site key	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6118	goggles	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6119	abacus	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6120	narrow bonsai tree	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6121	irresponsibly strong lousy Chinese beer	6	decent	Last Available: "2013-12"
6122	cat statue	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6123	rhinoceros horn	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6124	upside-down furry pink pillow	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6125	electrified moist bottle of limeade	0		Effect: "Pork Power", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2013-12"
6126	scandalous Da Vinci's novelty tattoo sleeves	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Sleaze Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6127	ghostly yellow pair of rhinoceros horns	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6128	furry brown pillow	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6129	Fonzie's makeshift yakuza mask	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Last Available: "2013-12"
6130	piece	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6131	mirror green toy taijijian	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6132	battery	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6133	Herculean beefcake's White Dragon Fang of extreme caution	0		Muscle: +25, Experience (Muscle): +1, Monster Level: -25, Last Available: "2013-12"
6134	clever butterfly knife	0		Maximum MP: +20, Last Available: "2013-12"
6135	tube of herbal ointment	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6136	pencil kunai	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6137	spinning weighted paperclip chain of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Last Available: "2013-12"
6138	shaking great capacitor	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6139	squat rubber gloves of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Last Available: "2013-12"
6140	twirling Chinese curse words	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6141	teal triad summoning scroll	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6142	moldy roasted duck	4	crappy	Last Available: "2013-12"
6143	bite-sized adequate green dead meat bun	1	good	Last Available: "2013-12"
6144	jittery narrow cat collar of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6145	green rosy-cheeked suspicious-looking fedora of temperance	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 15", Last Available: "2013-12"
6147	blinking Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6148	narrow Deactivated MiniMechaElf	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6149	MiniMechaElf Laser Punch Missile Launcher	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6150	tumbling Snow Suit	0		Familiar Weight: +20, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2013-01"
6151	carrot nose	0		Last Available: "2013-01"
6152	normal carrot cake	4	good	Last Available: "2013-01"
6153	smooth yellow carrot claret	4	awesome	Last Available: "2013-01"
6154	compressed carrot juice	1	awesome	Last Available: "2013-01"
6155	olive pixel power cell	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6156	spinning flickering pixel	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6157	mirror flame-wreathed energetic Byte	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6158	yellow family-friendly anger blaster	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Rage Flame", Last Available: "2013-12"
6159	pulsating smartaleck's doubt cannon	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Doubt Shackles", Last Available: "2013-12"
6160	slick fear condenser	0		Moxie: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fear Vapor", Last Available: "2013-12"
6161	upside-down Sherlock's regret hose	0		Item Drop: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Tear Wave", Last Available: "2013-12"
6162	upside-down Young Man's Crew Sequester	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6163	squat Young Man's Cargo Load	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6164	avaricious commodore's hat of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: 80, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley", Last Available: "2013-12"
6165	pulsating greedy naval trousers	0		Meat Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xPotato", Last Available: "2013-12"
6166	deck cannon of Gandalf of the boozehound	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2013-12"
6167	Samson's ornamental sextant	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
6168	jittery wicked Bloodbath of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Spell Damage: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
6169	fortified delicious Hundred Headed IPA	5	awesome	Last Available: "2013-12"
6170	gigantic yummy blue chum	9	awesome	Last Available: "2013-12"
6171	polymerized flattened colloidal crude crudit&eacute;s	0		Effect: "Aloysius' Antiphon of Aptitude", Effect Duration: 66
6172	Vulcanized quantum candy crayons	0		Effect: "Big Meat Big Prizes", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2020-09"
6173	wobbly pixel grappling hook of Tarzan of the brazier	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Hot Spell Damage: +25
6174	blinking GameInformPowerDailyPro magazine	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
6175	GameInformPowerDailyPro walkthru	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
6176	cosmic egg	0		
6177	narrow cosmic dough	0		
6178	cosmic vegetable	0		
6179	pulsating cosmic cheese	0		
6180	cosmic potted meat product	0		
6181	cosmic potato	0		
6182	cosmic cream	0		
6183	bouncing narrow cosmic fruit	0		
6184	tumbling experienced slick Jarlsberg's hat of the sewer	0		Moxie: +10, Experience: +2, Stench Damage: +25
6185	tasty consummate hard-boiled egg	3	awesome	
6186	spoiled consummate fried egg	3	crappy	
6187	small adequate blue consummate egg salad	2	good	
6188	special bite-sized stale consummate bagel	1	decent	Effect: "Weird Flavor", Effect Duration: 30
6189	half-sized rotten red consummate sliced bread	2	crappy	
6190	delicious snack-sized consummate hot dog bun	2	awesome	
6191	spoiled consummate brownie	4	crappy	
6192	decent fuchsia consummate toast	3	good	
6193	tolerable watered-down passable stout	2	good	
6194	spoiled snack-sized consummate soup	2	crappy	
6195	bland massive consummate corn chips	10	decent	
6196	bite-sized bland consummate salad	1	decent	
6197	bland snack-sized consummate salsa	2	decent	
6198	big rotten cyan consummate sauerkraut	5	crappy	
6199	low-calorie rotten consummate cheese slice	1	crappy	
6200	special stale squat consummate melted cheese	4	decent	Effect: "Flame-Retardant Trousers", Effect Duration: 45
6201	bland consummate bacon	3	decent	
6202	adequate gigantic consummate meatloaf	6	good	
6203	tasty consummate steak	3	awesome	
6204	stale consummate cuts	3	decent	
6205	diet stale consummate frankfurter	1	decent	
6206	bland blinking consummate french fries	3	decent	
6207	moldy consummate baked potato	3	crappy	
6208	delicious acceptable vodka	3	awesome	
6209	bland wobbly consummate ice cream	4	decent	
6210	adequate consummate whipped cream	4	good	
6211	moldy half-sized consummate cream	2	crappy	
6212	jumbo bland consummate strawberries	5	decent	
6213	enchanted normal consummate sorbet	4	good	Effect: "Fastbreaker", Effect Duration: 10
6214	perfectly mixed shaking adequate rum	4	EPIC	
6215	hand-crafted mediocre lager	4	EPIC	
6216	thick normal gray immaculate grilled cheese	5	good	
6217	big stale special immaculate ice cream sandwich	5	decent	Effect: "damage.enh", Effect Duration: 40
6218	moldy immaculate hot dog	3	crappy	
6219	decent special tiny immaculate egg salad sandwich	1	good	Effect: "Sensation", Effect Duration: 30
6220	snack-sized moldy ghostly perfect sandwich	2	crappy	
6221	stale perfect chef salad	4	decent	
6222	flavorless narrow perfect breakfast	4	decent	
6223	stale sublime deluxe hot dog	3	decent	
6224	miniature adequate blurry sublime stew	2	good	
6225	decent bite-sized shaking sublime nachos	1	good	
6226	toothsome huge Ultimate Breakfast Sandwich	6	awesome	
6227	small decent narrow Loaded Baked Potato	2	good	
6228	adequate half-sized Omega Sundae	2	good	
6229	bad weak Das Sauerlager	2	decent	
6230	artisanal twirling Bologna Lambic	3	EPIC	
6231	delicious ghostly Vodka Dog	4	awesome	
6232	high-proof lousy Disappointed Russian	6	decent	
6233	artisanal Chunky Mary	3	EPIC	
6234	special lousy Nachojito	3	decent	Effect: "Surreally Buff", Effect Duration: 10
6235	watered-down delicious Le Roi	2	awesome	
6236	watered-down artisanal Over Easy Rider	2	EPIC	
6237	skewed cosmic six-pack	0		
6239	extra-vacuum-sealed enhanced tarnished blue cube of ectoplasm	0		Effect: "The Rich Get Richer", Effect Duration: 41
6240	unsweetened vacuum-sealed Illuminati earpiece	0		Effect: "Nutrient-Rich", Effect Duration: 50
6241	colloidal vacuum-sealed censored can label	0		Effect: "Inappropriate Spirit", Effect Duration: 63
6242	flattened ectoplasm <i>au jus</i>	0		Effect: "Bone Chilling", Effect Duration: 54
6243	altered the kindest cut	0		Effect: "Shortened", Effect Duration: 19
6244	flattened cat's paw	0		Effect: "Superveiny 9000", Effect Duration: 12
6245	cold-filtered Vulcanized ASCII fu manchu	0		Effect: "Spore-Wreathed", Effect Duration: 58
6246	frozen mirror demonic surgical gloves	0		Effect: "Taurus Rising", Effect Duration: 46
6247	ionized activated dry maroon clip-on ninja tie	0		Effect: "Salty Dogs", Effect Duration: 60
6248	non-moist gamer slurry	0		Effect: "OMG WTF", Effect Duration: 59
6249	dungeoneering kit	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
6250	squat maroon jittery miser's perfumed nippy friendly strapping numberwang of the overflowing toilet	0		Muscle: +5, Familiar Weight: +3, Cold Damage: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Stench Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +10, Single Equip
6251	enhanced corrupted dry scroll of Protection from Bad Stuff	0		Effect: "Dance of the Sugar Fairy", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2013-02"
6252	chilled jittery scroll of Puddingskin	0		Effect: "Scavengers Scavenging", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2013-02"
6253	Spellbook: Walberg's Dim Bulb	0		Skill: "Walberg's Dim Bulb"
6254	jittery Spellbook: Singer's Faithful Ocelot	0		Skill: "Singer's Faithful Ocelot"
6255	Spellbook: Drescher's Annoying Noise	0		Skill: "Drescher's Annoying Noise"
6256	teal dried gelatinous cube	0		
6257	twirling maroon pile of dungeon junk	0		Familiar Weight: +5
6258	narrow scorching clever dangerous Staff of the Healthy Breakfast of the brazier	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Maximum MP: +20, Hot Damage: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Jiggle: "Recover Some HP"
6259	jittery ribald smelly Lo Pan's Staff of the Staff of Life of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Damage: +10, Jiggle: "Full HP Recovery"
6260	Jim Carey's weightlifter's Staff of the Light Lunch of Tarzan	0		Muscle: +15, Experience (Muscle): +3, Monster Level: +25, Jiggle: "Deal Some Cold Damage"
6261	tumbling asbestos-lined greasy Staff of the Standalone Cheese of the businessman	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +50, Jiggle: "Banish opponent for the rest of the day"
6262	ribald ruddy stiffened Staff of the Hearty Dinner	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Sleaze Damage: +10, Jiggle: "Weaken Bad Guy"
6263	auspicious curative Staff of the All-Steak of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Item Drop: +10, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Jiggle: "Massive Bonus to Item Drops"
6264	flame-retardant double-paned Samson's Staff of Fruit Salad	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Cold Resistance: +5, Hot Resistance: +1, Jiggle: "Deal Some Prismatic Damage"
6265	Jack Frost's therapeutic Sinatra's Staff of the Cream of the Cream	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Cold Spell Damage: +50, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Jiggle: "Attune to Monster's Essence"
6266	jar of protein powder	0		
6267	fancy decent grain of protein powder	4	good	Effect: "Blubbered Up", Effect Duration: 35
6268	super-enhanced ionized upside-down huge pec oil	0		Effect: "Inebriate Pride", Effect Duration: 54
6269	gym membership card of the ox	0		Muscle: +20
6270	modified vacuum-sealed deionized huge olive Squat-Thrust Magazine	0		Effect: "Puzzle Fury", Effect Duration: 60
6271	massive dumbbell	0		
6272	coward's careful penguin keychain	0		Monster Level: -30
6273	modified O'RLY manual	0		Effect: "Faboooo", Effect Duration: 15
6274	mediocre watered-down open sauce	2	decent	
6275	blurry Newton's turkey leg of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Experience (Mysticality): +3
6276	triple-distilled mediocre bouncing Ye Olde Meade	8	decent	
6277	activated liquefied Ye Olde Bawdy Limerick	0		Effect: "Fiery Spirit", Effect Duration: 16
6278	twirling Ye Olde Medieval Insult	0		
6279	skewed ruddy pewter claymore	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40
6280	manspreader's artisanal rice peeler	0		Monster Level: +10
6281	flavorless gigantic heirloom grape tomato	8	decent	
6282	chipotle wasabi cilantro aioli	0		
6283	curative brown felt tophat	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
6284	gear	0		
6285	scorching deadly Mark I Steam-Hat	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Hot Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
6286	Jeselnik's frightening electrified Mark II Steam-Hat	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Sleaze Damage: +25, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
6287	executive MacGyver's Mark III Steam-Hat of the bloodbag of the sewer	0		Maximum HP: +100, Maximum MP: +100, Stench Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +40, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
6288	executive aromatic reassuring flame-retardant Lo Pan's Mark IV Steam-Hat	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Hot Resistance: +1, Spooky Resistance: +1, Stench Resistance: +1, Meat Drop: +40, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
6289	nasty electrified crafty curative steel-toed Mark V Steam-Hat	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Maximum MP: +10, Stench Damage: +5, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Death Ray", Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
6290	steam-powered model rocketship	0		
6291	pulsating sharpshooter's wholesome punk rock jacket	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +10
6292	frightening shellacked safety pin	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Spooky Damage: +5
6293	normal stolen sushi	3	good	
6294	very overdue library book	0		
6295	olive drum 'n' bass 'n' drum 'n' bass record	0		
6296	cosmic bucket	0		Free Pull
6297	fragment of Jarlsberg's soul	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-06"
6298	green Thwaitgold firefly statuette	0		
6299	model airship	0		
6300	pickled oxidized Super Weight-Gain 9000	0		Effect: "Sugary Tongue", Effect Duration: 66
6301	magnetized activated skewed possibility potion	0		Effect: "Rampage!", Effect Duration: 49
6302	eleven-foot pole	0		
6303	yellow ring of Detect Boring Doors	0		
6304	hardened stiffened educational sage smooth Jarlsberg's pan (Cosmic portal mode)	0		Moxie: +15, Mysticality Percent: +10, Experience: +1, Damage Reduction: 4, Softcore Only, Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-03", Softcore Only: [1-path(Avatar of Jarlsberg)]
6305	wobbly frightening Jarlsberg's pan of the bloodbag of chilblains of the blizzard of incineration	0		Maximum HP: +100, Cold Damage: +25, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Damage: +5, Softcore Only, Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-03", Softcore Only: [1-path(Avatar of Jarlsberg)]
6306	Cosmic Calorie	0		Last Available: "2013-03"
6307	altered polarized bouncing celestial olive oil	0		Effect: "The Halls of Mysticality", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2013-03"
6308	activated celestial carrot juice	0		Effect: "critical.enh", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2013-03"
6309	altered modified twirling celestial au jus	0		Effect: "OMG WTF", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2013-03"
6310	liquefied celestial squid ink	0		Effect: "You're Not Cooking", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2013-03"
6311	blue Uncle Buck of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Softcore Only
6312	crate of fish meat	0		
6313	upside-down upside-down damp wallet	0		
6314	pipe	0		Effect: "Fishy", Effect Duration: 10
6315	auspicious slick SCUBA tank	0		Moxie: +10, Item Drop: +10, Adventure Underwater
6316	shaking double-paned deep six-shooter of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +5
6317	yellow flame-retardant forbidden sea chaps	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Hot Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xBarrr"
6318	narrow strapping sea holster of the scaredy-cat of the blizzard	0		Muscle: +5, Monster Level: -15, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
6319	tarnished pressed altered mirror shavin' razor	0		Effect: "One Foot Heavier", Effect Duration: 47
6320	mirror long-forgotten necklace of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100
6321	pearl	0		
6322	sea lace	0		
6323	upside-down therapeutic extremely unsafe jam band of chilblains	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Cold Damage: +25, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
6324	mirror Da Vinci's aquamariner's ring of dire peril of Flo-Jo	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Weapon Damage: +20, Initiative: +100, Single Equip
6325	quilted sinister aquamariner's necklace of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Spell Damage: +10, Damage Absorption: +40, Single Equip
6326	narrow family-friendly steel-toed pearl diver's ring	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Single Equip
6327	jittery quilted pearl diver's necklace of the businessman	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Meat Drop: +50, Single Equip
6328	sushi doily	0		
6329	scimitar cozy	0		
6330	fish stick cozy	0		
6331	tumbling bazooka cozy	0		
6332	nasty Fonzie's cozy scimitar of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Experience (Moxie): +1, Stench Damage: +5, Breakable
6333	tumbling coward's clever Staff of the Cozy Fish of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Maximum MP: +20, Monster Level: -20, Breakable
6334	Newton's boxer's cozy bazooka of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Muscle Percent: +10, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Breakable
6335	fuchsia mirror forbidden beefy sea mantle	0		Muscle: +10, Spell Damage Percent: +50
6336	sharpshooter's shellacked sea shawl	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Spell Damage Percent: +150
6337	resourceful padded sea cape	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Maximum MP: +50, Initiative: +50, Critical Hit Percent: +15
6338	ghostly saltwaterbed	0		
6339	muddy pirate hat of Gandalf of mayonnaise	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 31"
6340	shaking up-at-dawn stanky floral-print skirt	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Adventures: +5, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 2xPotato, cap 15"
6341	ghostly bouncing maroon spectral axe of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Item Drop: +5
6342	twirling sharpshooter's medical-grade super-strong air freshener	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
6343	ionized Mer-kin lipstick	0		Effect: "Goldentongue", Effect Duration: 33
6344	lime green Mer-kin mouthsoap	0		
6345	frozen super-vacuum-sealed Mer-kin strongjuice	0		Effect: "Berry Experiential", Effect Duration: 56
6346	Mer-kin fitbrine	0		
6347	alkaline modified bouncing Mer-kin ragejuice	0		Effect: "Night Vision", Effect Duration: 59
6348	miser's Mer-kin dragbelt	0		Meat Drop: +10, Experience (Muscle): +20, Single Equip
6349	nasty Mer-kin eyeglasses	0		Stench Damage: +5, Experience (Mysticality): +20, Single Equip
6350	spinning Mer-kin gutgirdle of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Experience (Moxie): +20, Single Equip
6351	wobbly Mer-kin finpaddle of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10
6352	banded Mer-kin stopwatch	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Initiative: +50
6353	purple Mer-kin dreadscroll	0		
6354	altered narrow spinning Mer-kin smartjuice	0		Effect: "Human-Plant Hybrid", Effect Duration: 26
6355	alkaline triple-modified gray Mer-kin cooljuice	0		Effect: "Spooky Flavor", Effect Duration: 26
6356	green Mer-kin worktea	0		
6357	Mer-kin knucklebone	0		
6358	squat green Mer-kin darkbook	0		Skill: "Deep Dark Visions"
6359	forbidden Mer-kin begsign	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Meat Drop: +40
6360	tumbling shaking Libram of Pulled Taffy	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-04", Skill: "Summon Taffy"
6361	alkaline pulled taffy	0		Effect: "Retrograde Relaxation", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2013-04"
6362	non-chilled pulled indigo taffy	0		Effect: "Berry Critical", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2013-04"
6363	colloidal pulled taffy	0		Effect: "Sealed Brain", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2013-04"
6364	double-cold-filtered ghostly jittery pulled taffy	0		Effect: "Chlorophyll Flavor", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2013-04"
6365	concentrated adjusted super-wet upside-down pulled taffy	0		Effect: "Dances with Tweedles", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2013-04"
6366	flattened huge pulled violet taffy	0		Effect: "Unrunnable Face", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2013-04"
6367	oxidized pulled taffy	0		Effect: "Ready to Snap", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2013-04"
6368	mirror Mer-kin hallpass	0		
6369	lump of clay	0		
6370	twisted piece of wire	0		
6371	enchanted drinkable blurry can of the cheapest beer	3	good	Effect: "Virgo Rising", Effect Duration: 15
6372	smooth bottle of fruity &quot;wine&quot;	4	awesome	
6373	delicious single swig of vodka	3	awesome	
6374	angry inch	0		
6375	Sherlock's testy toolbox	0		Item Drop: +25, Rollover Effect Duration: 11
6376	Jick-o-User	0		
6378	eraser nubbin	0		
6379	chlorine crystal	0		
6380	extra-concentrated ph balancer	0		Effect: "The Q Is Talking To You", Effect Duration: 42
6381	enhanced lime green mysterious chemical residue	0		Effect: "Christmessy", Effect Duration: 52
6382	tumbling ghostly nugget of sodium	0		
6383	tumbling root beer	1	decent	
6384	jigsaw blade	0		
6385	blinking wood screw	0		
6386	twirling balsa plank	0		
6387	blob of wood glue	0		
6388	envyfish egg	0		Last Available: "2013-04"
6389	extra-warmed Vulcanized Vulcanized pulsating red Mer-kin rocksalt	0		Effect: "Bright!", Effect Duration: 60
6390	pressed double-flattened pulsating Mer-kin saltmint	0		Effect: "Anytwo Five Elevenis?", Effect Duration: 44
6391	energized tumbling Mer-kin saltsquid	0		Effect: "Reedy Pipes", Effect Duration: 62
6392	tumbling horrifying scorching scale-mail underwear	0		Hot Damage: +25, Spooky Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley"
6393	chilled comb jelly	0		Effect: "Dragged Through the Coals", Effect Duration: 45
6394	anemone sauce	0		
6395	inky squid sauce	0		
6396	lime green Mer-kin weaksauce	0		
6397	peanut sauce	0		
6398	yellow glass	0		
6399	galvanized shaking Boss Drops	0		Effect: "Liquidy Smoky", Effect Duration: 29
6400	red Mer-kin lunchbox	0		
6401	dry spinning tear	0		Effect: "Whitened Teeth", Effect Duration: 28
6402	denatured energized jagged tooth	0		Effect: "Antarctic Memories", Effect Duration: 41
6403	dry grisly shell fragment	0		Effect: "Cute Vision", Effect Duration: 17
6404	double-warmed jittery violent pastilles	0		Effect: "Uncaged Power", Effect Duration: 16
6405	super-adjusted dry worst candy	0		Effect: "Analog Drunk", Effect Duration: 55
6406	alkaline narrow fudge-shaped hole in space-time	0		Effect: "Partially Ghosted", Effect Duration: 26
6407	lime green Rosewater's thinker's Pocket Square of Loathing of chilblains	0		Mysticality: +10, Mysticality Percent: +30, Cold Damage: +25, Single Equip, Cloathing
6408	corrupted stardust	0		
6409	Star Spawn	0		
6410	bow from beyond the stars	0		Familiar Weight: +5
6411	KoLHS Pep Squad Box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-09"
6412	shaking skull	0		No Pull
6413	skewed gray Order of the Green Thumb Order Form	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-04"
6414	purple twirling clutch of dodecapede eggs	0		
6415	rotten small flavorless gruel	2	crappy	
6416	moldy mana curds	3	crappy	
6417	twist of lime	0		
6418	pencil stub	0		
6419	quadruple-pickled moth dust	0		Effect: "Standard Issue Bravery", Effect Duration: 29
6420	pickled ionized ionized cyan glob of spoiled mayo	0		Effect: "Shawarma Initiative", Effect Duration: 54
6421	tonic djinn	0		
6422	normal vampire chowder	4	good	
6423	skewed Tales of Dread	0		Free Pull
6424	Dreadsylvanian skeleton key	0		
6425	upside-down Official Seal of Dreadsylvania	0		
6426	snack-sized adequate fuchsia Dreadsylvanian stew	2	good	
6427	aged Dreadsylvanian	4	awesome	
6428	double-quantum purple squat Dreadsylvanian flask	0		Effect: "Pronounced Potency", Effect Duration: 27
6429	unsweetened irradiated Dreadsylvanian flask	0		Effect: "Fortunate Resolve", Effect Duration: 48
6430	MacGyver's dreadful fedora of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Maximum MP: +100, Kruegerand Drop: 5, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xLep"
6431	skewed dreadful sweater of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100, Kruegerand Drop: 5
6432	razor-sharp dreadful glove	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Kruegerand Drop: 5
6433	Freddy Kruegerand	0		
6434	Mark of the Bugbear	0		
6435	upside-down Mark of the Werewolf	0		
6436	Mark of the Zombie	0		
6437	Mark of the Ghost	0		
6438	Mark of the Vampire	0		
6439	blurry Mark of the Skeleton	0		
6440	family-friendly curative Fonzie's Covers-Your-Head	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Sleaze Resistance: +1, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Class: "Disco Bandit", Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xVolley"
6441	maroon scandalous Socratic Drapes-You-Regally of the blizzard	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +5, Class: "Disco Bandit"
6442	scandalous hardy Warms-Your-Tush of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Maximum HP: +50, Sleaze Damage: +5, Class: "Disco Bandit", Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xPotato"
6443	upside-down curative Helps-You-Sleep of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Blind
6444	electrified Quiets-Your-Steps of the storm of the businessman	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Meat Drop: +50, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip
6445	squat ruddy Protects-Your-Junk of terror	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
6446	high-proof bad Gets-You-Drunk	6	decent	
6447	horrifying groovy sage Great Wolf's headband	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Moxie Percent: +10, Spooky Damage: +25, Class: "Seal Clubber", Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley"
6448	inspector's sharpshooter's boxer's Great Wolf's left paw	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Item Drop: +15, Class: "Seal Clubber", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Great Slash"
6449	ribald mansplainer's boxer's Great Wolf's right paw	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Monster Level: +15, Sleaze Damage: +10, Class: "Seal Clubber", Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Great Slash"
6450	tumbling friendly Fonzie's Great Wolf's rocket launcher	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Familiar Weight: +3, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Rocket"
6451	upside-down dog trainer's supercool wizardly Great Wolf's beastly trousers	0		Mysticality: +25, Moxie Percent: +20, Experience (familiar): +1, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1.5xWhelp"
6452	Great Wolf's lice	0		
6453	wet diffused Hunger&trade; Sauce	0		Effect: "Leash of Linguini", Effect Duration: 34
6454	asbestos-lined nasty fortified zombie mariachi hat	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Stench Damage: +5, Hot Resistance: +5, Class: "Accordion Thief", Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep"
6455	chilly crafty zombie accordion of the blizzard	0		Maximum MP: +10, Cold Damage: +5, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Class: "Accordion Thief", Single Equip, Song Duration: 20
6456	jittery fireproof rock-hard cool zombie mariachi pants	0		Moxie: +5, Damage Reduction: 5, Hot Resistance: +3, Class: "Accordion Thief", Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy"
6457	stanky Socratic stylish HOA regulation book	0		Moxie: +25, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Stench Spell Damage: +25
6458	knitted ruddy HOA zombie eyes of extreme caution	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Monster Level: -25, Cold Resistance: +3, Single Equip
6459	HOA citation pad	0		
6460	wriggling severed nose	0		
6461	nosy nose ringy ring	0		Familiar Weight: +15
6462	therapeutic Samson's Mayor Ghost's toupee of doom	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Class: "Pastamancer", Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xBarrr"
6463	dangerous educational savvy Mayor Ghost's cloak	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Experience: +1, Weapon Damage: +10, Class: "Pastamancer"
6464	scorching coward's Mayor Ghost's khakis of temperance	0		Monster Level: -20, Hot Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Class: "Pastamancer", Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, HP regen"
6465	pulsating scandalous supercool Mayor Ghost's gavel of Calamity Jane	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Sleaze Damage: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Hammer Ghost"
6466	family-friendly rosewater-soaked Sinatra's Mayor Ghost's sash	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Stench Resistance: +3, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Single Equip
6467	wobbly Mayor Ghost's scissors	0		
6468	tiny enchanted flavorless ghostly lime green ghost pepper	1	decent	Effect: "Cockroach Scurry", Effect Duration: 5
6469	gravedigger's curative Thunkula's drinking cap of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Spooky Damage: +10, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Class: "Sauceror", Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley"
6470	wool horrifying Newton's Drunkula's cape	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Spooky Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +1, Class: "Sauceror"
6471	Drunkula's silky pants of the cougar of the overflowing toilet of the detective	0		Moxie: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Item Drop: +20, Class: "Sauceror", Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhoul"
6472	Drunkula's bell	0		
6473	skewed shellacked extremely unsafe smartaleck's Drunkula's ring of haze	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Damage Reduction: 7, Avoid Attack: 1, Single Equip
6474	Drunkula's wineglass of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25
6475	watered-down hand-crafted bottle of Bloodweiser	2	EPIC	
6476	aromatic Fonzie's Unkillable Skeleton's skullcap of the empath	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Familiar Weight: +5, Stench Resistance: +1, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy"
6477	jittery yellow groovy boxer's Unkillable Skeleton's breastplate of the blizzard	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Moxie Percent: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
6478	horrifying Jim Carey's Unkillable Skeleton's shinguards of the businessman	0		Monster Level: +25, Spooky Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +50, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr"
6479	zippy vibrating studded weightlifter's Unkillable Skeleton's sawsword of Tarzan of the overflowing toilet	0		Muscle: +15, Experience (Muscle): +3, Damage Absorption: +80, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Initiative: +20
6480	nasty Unkillable Skeleton's shield of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Stench Damage: +5, Thorns: 1
6481	fireproof Unkillable Skeleton's restless leg of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Hot Resistance: +3
6482	hardy hardened Rosewater's Staff of the Roaring Hearth	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Damage Reduction: 3, Maximum HP: +50
6483	Kool-Aid	1	decent	
6484	dread tarragon	0		
6485	ghostly bone flour	0		
6486	dreadful roast	0		
6487	stinking agaricus	0		
6488	moldy Dreadsylvanian shepherd's pie	3	crappy	
6489	bouncing music box parts	0		
6490	teal huge unwound mechanical songbird	0		
6491	blurry tailfeathers	0		Familiar Weight: +5
6492	mirror wax banana	0		
6493	complicated lock impression	0		
6494	tumbling blurry replica key	0		
6495	dance instructor's Dreadsylvania Auditor's badge	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Kruegerand Drop: 5, Single Equip
6496	blood kiwi	0		
6497	maroon eau de mort	0		
6498	weak acceptable bouncing bloody kiwitini	2	good	
6499	moon-amber	0		
6500	narrow polished moon-amber	0		
6501	sizzling coward's moon-amber necklace of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Monster Level: -20, Hot Damage: +10, Single Equip
6502	red Dreadsylvanian seed pod	0		
6503	blurry ghost pencil	0		
6504	spinning double-paned hangman's hood of the storm of courage	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Cold Resistance: +5, Spooky Resistance: +3
6505	Jack Frost's therapeutic ring finger ring of the early riser	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Adventures: +7, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip
6506	skewed Dreadsylvanian clockwork key	0		
6507	ghostly cool iron ingot	0		
6508	nasty razor-sharp cool iron helmet	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Stench Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy"
6509	family-friendly lion tamer's cool iron breastplate	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Sleaze Resistance: +1
6510	supercool cool iron greaves of the cheetah	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Initiative: +60, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr"
6511	rosewater-soaked Van der Graaf ghost shawl	0		Stench Resistance: +3, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
6512	skull capacitor	0		
6513	pulsating groovy warm fur	0		Moxie Percent: +10
6514	red upside-down Samson's snowstick	0		Experience (Muscle): +5
6515	reassuring eerie fetish	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Single Equip
6516	acceptable practically non-alcoholic ghostly stinkwater	1	good	
6517	yellow dubious loincloth	0		Damage Aura: 1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1.5xVolley"
6518	rotten big bouncing accidental mutton	5	crappy	
6519	razor-sharp drafty drawers of the brazier	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley"
6520	ghostly reassuring careful wolfskull mask	0		Monster Level: -10, Spooky Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xBarrr"
6521	vibrating guts necklace	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Single Equip
6522	studded razor-sharp groping claw	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Damage Absorption: +80
6523	supercharged vengeful spirit	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30
6524	rosy-cheeked BOOtonniere	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Single Equip
6525	adjusted ghost thread	0		Effect: "Nasty, Nasty Breath", Effect Duration: 15
6526	medical-grade arcane researcher's bag of unfinished business	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
6527	olive greedy transparent pants of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Meat Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xPotato"
6528	Sherlock's hothammer	0		Item Drop: +25
6529	high-proof fancy bad mirror shaking Thriller Ice	9	decent	Effect: "Salsa Satanica", Effect Duration: 45
6530	fortified grandfather watch	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Single Equip, Nonstackable Watch
6531	muddy skirt	0		Damage Aura: 1, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xFairy"
6532	greedy extremely unsafe spyglass	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Meat Drop: +20
6533	scandalous vial of hot blood	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Single Equip
6534	tumbling lime green Tesla remorseless knife	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
6535	ghostly avaricious intimidating coiffure	0		Meat Drop: +30, Familiar Effect: "hot afk, 1xPotato"
6536	flame-retardant mansplainer's cod cape	0		Monster Level: +15, Hot Resistance: +1
6537	yummy blood sausage	3	awesome	
6538	ghostly supercharged frying brainpan of the detective	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Item Drop: +20
6539	double-paned occult ball and chain	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Cold Resistance: +5, Single Equip
6540	spinning careful dry bone	0		Monster Level: -10
6541	bouncing wicked tailbone shield	0		Spell Damage: +5, Thorns: 1
6542	wool tonguebone	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Single Equip
6543	sharpshooter's studded pogo stick	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Single Equip
6545	weedy skirt of wisdom of vim and vigor of courage	0		Mysticality: +15, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Spooky Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy"
6546	olive jittery pants of the pedagogue of Calamity Jane	0		Experience: +3, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Familiar Effect: "atk"
6547	Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette	0		
6548	pulsating yellow cooling iron helmet	0		
6549	cooling iron breastplate	0		
6550	blurry cooling iron greaves	0		
6551	tumbling hot cluster	0		
6552	cluster	0		
6553	gray cluster	0		
6554	stench cluster	0		
6555	sleaze cluster	0		
6556	deionized flattened wobbly phial of hotness	0		Effect: "Drenched With Filth", Effect Duration: 25
6557	modified super-oxidized ghostly purple phial of coldness	0		Effect: "The Moxie of LOV", Effect Duration: 30
6558	quantum purple phial of spookiness	0		Effect: "Norwhalloped", Effect Duration: 13
6559	cold-filtered phial of stench	0		Effect: "Electrolit Up", Effect Duration: 29
6560	tarnished enhanced phial of sleaziness	0		Effect: "Headstrong", Effect Duration: 58
6561	adventurer clone egg	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-06"
6562	mini-Mr. Accessory	0		Familiar Weight: +5
6563	Jim Carey's hand of Mr. Cards	0		Monster Level: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Throw a Mr. Card"
6564	toothsome jumbo Dreadsylvanian hot pocket	5	awesome	
6565	decent gigantic Dreadsylvanian pocket	6	good	
6566	enchanted massive flavorless blue Dreadsylvanian pocket	6	decent	Effect: "Favored by Lyle", Effect Duration: 5
6567	enchanted stale gigantic Dreadsylvanian stink pocket	9	decent	Effect: "familiar.enq", Effect Duration: 45
6568	bland snack-sized Dreadsylvanian sleaze pocket	2	decent	
6569	hand-crafted spirit-forward squat Dreadsylvanian hot toddy	5	super EPIC	
6570	enchanted aged Dreadsylvanian cold-fashioned	4	awesome	Effect: "For Your Brain Only", Effect Duration: 45
6571	mediocre special wobbly Dreadsylvanian grimlet	3	decent	Effect: "Crocodile Tear", Effect Duration: 25
6572	drinkable Dreadsylvanian dank and stormy	3	good	
6573	drinkable spirit-forward Dreadsylvanian slithery nipple	5	good	
6574	hot clusterbomb	0		
6575	clusterbomb	0		
6576	ghostly clusterbomb	0		
6577	stench clusterbomb	0		
6578	narrow sleaze clusterbomb	0		
6579	lime green Dreadsylvanian Almanac page	0		
6580	length of fuse	0		
6581	blinking dreadful box	0		
6582	pulsating pulsating Clan hot dog stand	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-07"
6583	vicious spiked collar	0		Familiar Damage: +20
6584	Sinatra's hot dog wrapper	0		Experience (Moxie): +5
6585	steel-toed banded debonair deboner	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Damage Reduction: 9
6586	pickled chicle de salchicha	0		Effect: "Gr8ness", Effect Duration: 37
6587	upside-down groovy jar of frostigkraut	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Damage Aura: 1
6588	Herculean gnawed-up dog bone of Gandalf	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Spell Critical Percent: +20
6589	ghostly frightening Grey Guanon	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Damage Aura: 1
6590	rosewater-soaked lion tamer's Engorged Sausages and You of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Experience (familiar): +2, Stench Resistance: +3
6591	bad dream of a dog	4	decent	
6592	reassuring razor-sharp optimal spreadsheet of mayonnaise	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Resistance: +1
6593	jittery defective Game Grid token	0		
6594	hot Dreadsylvanian cocoa	0		
6595	powdered mirror epic cluster	1	crappy	Effect: "Chief Executive Optimism", Effect Duration: 30
6596	gray clockwork egg	0		
6597	clockwork birdhouse	0		
6598	clockwork disc	0		
6599	spinning clockwork hand	0		
6600	jittery clockwork hand	0		
6601	red clockwork numeral I	0		
6602	red clockwork numeral II	0		
6603	clockwork numeral III	0		
6604	clockwork numeral IV	0		
6605	clockwork numeral V	0		
6606	narrow squat clockwork numeral VI	0		
6607	clockwork numeral VII	0		
6608	clockwork numeral VIII	0		
6609	green clockwork numeral IX	0		
6610	blurry clockwork numeral X	0		
6611	mirror clockwork numeral XI	0		
6612	clockwork numeral XII	0		
6613	clockwork cuckoo	0		
6614	cuckoo clock	0		
6615	perfectly mixed Cold One	3	???	
6616	tasty tiny spaghetti breakfast	1	???	
6617	over-the-shoulder Folder Holder	0		Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2013-08", Softcore Only: [1-path(KOLHS)]
6618	folder (red)	0		Muscle: +20, Last Available: "2013-08"
6619	folder (blue)	0		Mysticality: +20, Last Available: "2013-08"
6620	spinning folder (green)	0		Moxie: +20, Last Available: "2013-08"
6621	folder (magenta)	0		Muscle: +15, Mysticality: +15, Last Available: "2013-08"
6622	folder (cyan)	0		Mysticality: +15, Moxie: +15, Last Available: "2013-08"
6623	blurry folder (yellow)	0		Muscle: +15, Moxie: +15, Last Available: "2013-08"
6624	upside-down folder (smiley face)	0		Experience (Muscle): +2, Last Available: "2013-08"
6625	folder (wizard)	0		Experience (Mysticality): +2, Last Available: "2013-08"
6626	folder (space skeleton)	0		Experience (Moxie): +2, Last Available: "2013-08"
6627	pulsating folder (D-Team)	0		Last Available: "2013-08"
6628	folder (Ex-Files)	0		Combat Rate: +5, Last Available: "2013-08"
6629	folder (skull and crossbones)	0		Combat Rate: -5, Last Available: "2013-08"
6630	folder (Knight Writer)	0		Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2013-08"
6631	folder (Jackass Plumber)	0		Monster Level: +25, Last Available: "2013-08"
6632	folder (holographic fractal)	0		All Resistance: +4, Last Available: "2013-08"
6633	narrow folder (barbarian)	0		Last Available: "2013-08"
6634	folder (rainbow unicorn)	0		Last Available: "2013-08", Thorns: 5
6635	narrow skewed folder (Seawolf)	0		Better Diver: +10, Last Available: "2013-08"
6636	folder (dancing dolphins)	0		Last Available: "2013-08"
6637	folder (catfish)	0		Familiar Weight: +15, Last Available: "2013-08"
6638	folder (tranquil landscape)	0		Damage Reduction: 15, HP / MP Regen Min: 10, HP / MP Regen Max: 20, Last Available: "2013-08"
6639	folder (owl)	0		Last Available: "2013-08"
6640	folder (Stinky Trash Kid)	0		Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2013-08"
6641	folder (sports car)	0		Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2013-08"
6642	folder (sportsballs)	0		PvP Fights: +5, Last Available: "2013-08"
6643	folder (heavy metal)	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2013-08"
6644	skewed folder (Yedi)	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2013-08"
6645	folder (KOLHS)	0		Last Available: "2013-08"
6648	fortified quilted slide rule	0		Damage Absorption: 100
6649	ionized quantum quadruple-modified squat red Ogres and Oubliettes&trade; module	0		Effect: "Seriously Mutated", Effect Duration: 27
6650	shaking cyan Mountain Stream Code Black Alert	0		
6651	tumbling twisted-up wet towel	0		
6652	artisanal stepmom's booze	3	EPIC	
6653	narrow surgical tape	0		
6654	shaking Jim Carey's band T-shirt	0		Monster Level: +25
6655	practically non-alcoholic tolerable fountain 'soda'	1	good	
6656	bouncing illegal firecracker	0		
6657	auspicious family-friendly pickelhaube	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Item Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 18"
6658	nitrogenated polymerized hair oil	0		Effect: "Cosmic Flavor", Effect Duration: 18
6659	moist polarized scrap	0		Effect: "Happy Salamander", Effect Duration: 65
6660	tumbling school spirit socket set	0		
6661	suspension bridge	0		
6662	prompt perfumed fireproof Staff of the Lunch Lady of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Hot Resistance: +3, Stench Resistance: +5, Adventures: +3
6663	blurry universal key	0		
6664	upside-down upside-down world's most dangerous birdhouse	0		
6665	Annie Oakley's personal trainer's deathchucks	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Critical Hit Percent: +20
6666	ghostly eraser	0		
6667	quasireligious sculpture	0		
6668	Faraday cage	0		
6669	modeling claymore	0		
6670	clay homunculus	0		
6671	moist deionized sodium pentasomething	0		Effect: "Booing Radly", Effect Duration: 17
6672	blurry grains of salt	0		
6673	yellowcake bomb	0		
6674	stinkbomb	0		
6675	frozen polarized ionized skewed superwater	0		Effect: "Here's Mud in Your Eye", Effect Duration: 37
6676	Thwaitgold bookworm statuette	0		
6677	yellow crude monster sculpture	0		
6678	gravedigger's Yearbook Club Camera	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blinding Flash"
6679	censurious machete	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3
6680	tolerable Cursed Punch	3	good	
6681	artisanal Bowl of Scorpions	3	EPIC	
6682	drinkable narrow Fog Murderer	3	good	
6683	book of matches	0		
6684	upside-down blurry Lo Pan's surgical mask	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Surgeonosity: +1
6685	head mirror of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Surgeonosity: +1
6686	hale half-size scalpel	0		Maximum HP: +20, Surgeonosity: +1
6687	upside-down MacGyver's surgical apron	0		Maximum MP: +100, Surgeonosity: +1
6688	supercool bloodied surgical dungarees	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Surgeonosity: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 38"
6689	McClusky file (page 1)	0		
6690	McClusky file (page 2)	0		
6691	McClusky file (page 3)	0		
6692	McClusky file (page 4)	0		
6693	huge McClusky file (page 5)	0		
6694	boring binder clip	0		
6695	olive McClusky file (complete)	0		
6696	bowling ball	0		
6697	moss-covered stone sphere	0		
6698	dripping stone sphere	0		
6699	crackling stone sphere	0		
6700	scorched stone sphere	0		
6701	stone triangle	0		
6702	bowler	0		Damage Aura: 1
6703	skewed blinking imitation White Russian	1	good	
6704	educational short-handled mop of the sewer	0		Experience: +1, Stench Damage: +25
6705	immense decent fancy lime green jittery jungle floor wax	7	good	Effect: "Violent Night", Effect Duration: 15
6706	smirking shrunken head	0		Damage Aura: 1
6707	double-improved altered adjusted colorful toad	0		Effect: "The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder", Effect Duration: 27
6708	yellow crude voodoo doll	0		
6709	bouncing attorney's badge	0		Single Equip
6710	maroon blinking zippy pygmy briefs	0		Item Drop: +5, Initiative: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 41"
6711	short writ of habeas corpus	0		
6712	bone abacus	0		
6713	twirling twirling adder	0		
6714	short calculator	0		
6715	family-friendly frosty sphygmomanometer	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +1
6716	adjusted jittery bag of pygmy blood	0		Effect: "Innately Strong", Effect Duration: 56
6717	purple tongue depressor	0		
6718	shaking double-paned energetic compression stocking	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Cold Resistance: +5
6719	Sherlock's rosy-cheeked midriff scrubs	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Item Drop: +25
6720	liquefied cold-filtered pill cup	0		Effect: "Well-Lubed", Effect Duration: 22
6721	gravedigger's therapeutic water bottle of the glutton	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Food Drop: +100, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 40"
6722	non-ionized improved pygmy phone number	0		Effect: "Fitter, Happier", Effect Duration: 13
6723	Boozehounds Anonymous token	0		
6724	stale spinning bouncing exotic jungle fruit	3	decent	
6725	Shore Inc. Ship Trip Scrip	0		
6726	dude ranch souvenir crate	0		
6727	tropical island souvenir crate	0		
6728	wobbly ski resort souvenir crate	0		
6729	shaking UV-resistant compass	0		
6730	funky junk key	0		
6731	huge squat Worse Homes and Gardens	0		
6732	bouncing claw-foot bathtub	0		
6733	clothesline pole	0		
6734	upside-down cigar sign	0		
6735	bouncing olive jittery junk junk	0		
6736	wobbly Junk-Bond	0		
6737	tangle of copper wire	0		
6738	jagged scrap	0		
6739	colloidal bent scrap	0		Effect: "Less Pervious", Effect Duration: 35
6740	molten scrap	0		
6741	eternal car battery	0		
6742	wobbly arcane researcher's junk band	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10
6743	cyan jittery toasty junk trunks	0		Hot Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "cap 15"
6744	wholesome junk-mail shirt	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10
6745	spoiled half-sized junk food	2	crappy	
6746	acceptable junk yard	4	good	
6747	shaking shaking healthy Sinatra's swordzall	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Maximum HP Percent: +20
6748	miser's arm buzzer	0		Meat Drop: +10
6749	bouncing foul-smelling hardened boilgun	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Stench Damage: +10
6750	Gordon Beer's Beer Garden Catalog	0		Last Available: "2013-09"
6751	wobbly packet of beer seeds	0		Last Available: "2013-09"
6752	handful of barley	0		
6753	cluster of hops	0		
6754	beer bottle	0		
6755	beer label	0		
6756	artisanal homebrew sampler	0		
6757	aged can of Br&uuml;talbr&auml;u	3	awesome	Last Available: "2013-09"
6758	perfectly mixed triple-distilled can of Drooling Monk	6	EPIC	Last Available: "2013-09"
6759	practically non-alcoholic mediocre can of Impetuous Scofflaw	1	decent	Last Available: "2013-09"
6760	strong drinkable squat bottle of Old Pugilist	5	good	Last Available: "2013-09"
6761	watered-down hand-crafted bottle of Professor Beer	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2013-09"
6762	weak smooth bottle of Rapier Witbier	2	awesome	Last Available: "2013-09"
6763	practically non-alcoholic mediocre mirror wobbly lime green bottle of Race Car Red	1	decent	Last Available: "2013-09"
6764	tolerable bottle of Greedy Dog	4	good	Last Available: "2013-09"
6765	smooth olive bottle of Lambada Lambic	4	awesome	Last Available: "2013-09"
6766	shaking tin beer can	0		
6767	mirror mirror artisanal homebrew gift package	0		
6768	squat liquid bread	1	crappy	Last Available: "2013-09"
6769	spinning auspicious lard-coated experienced tin tam	0		Experience: +2, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "MP regen, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-09"
6770	quantum lime green tin cup	0		Effect: "Egg-headedness", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2013-09"
6771	twirling shaking Sherlock's studded beefcake's tin foil	0		Muscle: +25, Damage Absorption: +80, Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2013-09"
6772	razor-sharp arcane researcher's wizardly tin drum	0		Mysticality: +25, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Last Available: "2013-09"
6773	skewed squat pulsating tin roof (rusted)	0		Last Available: "2013-09"
6774	tin snips	0		Last Available: "2013-09"
6775	tin lizzie	0		Last Available: "2013-09"
6776	frozen foetid seal tear	0		Effect: "Cold, Dead Hands", Effect Duration: 50
6777	frozen irradiated squat seal sweat	0		Effect: "Angry Bone", Effect Duration: 12
6778	non-ionized activated chilled boiling seal blood	0		Effect: "Strawberry Alarm", Effect Duration: 25
6779	crystalline seal eye	0		Single Equip
6780	maroon rock-hard studded sealhide shield of the bloodbag	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Maximum HP: +100
6781	inspector's groovy scabrous seal epaulets	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Item Drop: +15, Single Equip
6782	pulsating abyssal battle plans	0		
6783	stanky crafty hardened seal medal	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Maximum MP: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +25
6784	blurry lime green deanimated reanimator's coffin	0		Free Pull
6785	flask of embalming fluid	0		
6788	blank diary	0		
6789	squat boot knife	0		
6790	broken beer bottle	0		
6791	sharpened spoon	0		
6792	candy knife	0		
6793	soap knife	0		
6795	alkaline modified corrupted jittery disco horoscope (Aquarius)	0		Effect: "Good Karma", Effect Duration: 58
6796	ionized ionized boiled disco horoscope (Pisces)	0		Effect: "Mortarfied", Effect Duration: 15
6797	adjusted energized bouncing disco horoscope (Aries)	0		Effect: "Yuletide Sappiness", Effect Duration: 32
6798	quadruple-electrified purple disco horoscope (Taurus)	0		Effect: "Shrimpin' Ain't Easy", Effect Duration: 63
6799	activated disco horoscope (Gemini)	0		Effect: "Coldfinger", Effect Duration: 34
6800	frozen alkaline triple-electrified disco horoscope (Cancer)	0		Effect: "Dreadful Heat", Effect Duration: 60
6801	anodized quantum huge disco horoscope (Leo)	0		Effect: "Protection from Bad Stuff", Effect Duration: 22
6802	quadruple-polymerized skewed disco horoscope (Virgo)	0		Effect: "Sepia Tan", Effect Duration: 39
6803	electrified non-ionized disco horoscope (Libra)	0		Effect: "Gamer Rage", Effect Duration: 29
6804	activated diffused upside-down blue disco horoscope (Scorpio)	0		Effect: "Memories of Puppy Love", Effect Duration: 19
6805	deionized disco horoscope (Sagittarius)	0		Effect: "X-Ray Vision", Effect Duration: 57
6806	vacuum-sealed improved spinning disco horoscope (Capricorn)	0		Effect: "Memory of Smarts", Effect Duration: 25
6807	tumbling Usain Bolt's The Sagittarian's leisure pants of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Initiative: +80, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 18"
6808	green toy accordion	0		Song Duration: 5
6809	wobbly accordion	0		Song Duration: 10
6810	upside-down twirling Da Vinci's beer-battered accordion	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 6
6811	baritone accordion of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 7
6812	jittery mama's squeezebox of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 8
6813	narrow chaotic guancertina	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 9
6814	maroon savvy accordion file	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10
6815	yellow arcane researcher's accord ion	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10
6816	shaking lard-coated bone bandoneon	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 11
6817	twirling lime green up-at-dawn pentatonic accordion	0		Adventures: +5, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 12
6818	non-Euclidean non-accordion of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 15
6819	smelly Accordion of Jordion of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 14
6820	squat hardy autocalliope	0		Maximum HP: +50, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 15
6821	wobbly skewed accordionoid rocca of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 18
6822	savvy pygmy concertinette	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 17
6823	blurry Oprah's ghost accordion of doom	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 16
6824	twirling frosty peace accordion	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 19
6825	ghostly Jeselnik's Da Vinci's alarm accordion	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Sleaze Damage: +25, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 20
6826	reassuring frosty beefy All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig	0		Muscle: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "0.5xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 13"
6827	avaricious KoL Con X Treasure Map of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Meat Drop: +30
6828	tolerable watered-down discocktail	2	good	
6829	KoL Con X Bingo Card	0		Item Drop: +5
6830	yellow family-friendly Temporal Tempera Tube	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1
6831	anodized triple-boiled Tallowcreme Halloween Pumpkin	0		Effect: "Infernal Thirst", Effect Duration: 60
6832	skewed Way More Tears&trade; pepper spray	0		
6833	super-nitrogenated vacuum-sealed Milk Studs	0		Effect: "Brother Flying Burrito's Blessing", Effect Duration: 48
6834	triple-moist liquefied shaking box of Dweebs	0		Effect: "Fortunate Resolve", Effect Duration: 16
6835	ionized moist ghostly bag of W&Ws	0		Effect: "You're Not Cooking", Effect Duration: 24
6836	super-galvanized PEEZ dispenser	0		Effect: "20-20 Second Sight", Effect Duration: 43
6837	enhanced Swizzler	0		Effect: "Sepia Tan", Effect Duration: 19
6838	double-tarnished Bugbearclaw Donut	0		Effect: "Bandersnatched", Effect Duration: 35
6839	concentrated jam	0		Effect: "Permanent Halloween", Effect Duration: 57
6840	improved double-concentrated skewed twirling Whenchamacallit bar	0		Effect: "Ocelot Eyes", Effect Duration: 12
6841	electrified improved 8-bit banana	0		Effect: "Spiro Gyro", Effect Duration: 32
6842	dry super-quantum narrow red vial of blood simple syrup	0		Effect: "Pockets of Fire", Effect Duration: 35
6843	irradiated modified bone bons	0		Effect: "Appeteyes", Effect Duration: 31
6844	warmed colloidal moist ironic mint	0		Effect: "Marco Polarity", Effect Duration: 36
6845	unused walkie-talkie	0		Free Pull
6846	walkie-talkie	0		Free Pull
6847	killing jar	0		
6848	ghostly spinning security flashlight of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15
6849	pressed Effermint&trade; tablets	0		Effect: "Bilious Briskness", Effect Duration: 55
6850	Jack Frost's banded sturdy cane	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Item Drop: +5
6851	mirror huge bowl of candy	0		
6852	olive Ultra Mega Sour Ball	0		
6853	tumbling carton of rotten eggs	0		
6854	squat upside-down desert sightseeing pamphlet	0		
6855	a suspicious address	0		
6856	MacGyver's Bal-musette accordion	0		Maximum MP: +100, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10, Last Available: "2013-10"
6857	vibrating Cajun accordion	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10, Last Available: "2013-10"
6858	gray Rosewater's quirky accordion	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10, Last Available: "2013-10"
6859	smelly vibrating Skipper's accordion	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10, Last Available: "2013-10"
6860	frosty mansplainer's quilted slick Pantsgiving	0		Moxie: +10, Damage Absorption: +40, Monster Level: +15, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Softcore Only, Bonus Resting HP: [5*F], Bonus Resting MP: [5*F], Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Talk About Politics", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Pocket Crumbs", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Air Dirty Laundry", Drops Items, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-11", Variable
6861	small spoiled can of sardines	2	crappy	Last Available: "2013-11"
6862	gigantic decent high-calorie sugar substitute	10	good	Last Available: "2013-11"
6863	bland diet pat of butter	1	decent	Last Available: "2013-11"
6864	miniature stale fancy dinner roll	2	decent	Effect: "Nutrient-Rich", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2013-11"
6865	spoiled half-sized mashed potatoes	2	crappy	Last Available: "2013-11"
6866	decent wobbly whole turkey leg	3	good	Last Available: "2013-11"
6867	stale thick deviled egg	5	decent	Last Available: "2013-11"
6868	non-enhanced finger exerciser	0		Effect: "Well-preserved", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2013-11"
6869	frozen warmed dented spoon	0		Effect: "Badger Underfoot", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2013-11"
6870	triple-electrified triple-adjusted cyan spinning love note	0		Effect: "Sharp Weapon", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2013-11"
6871	ghostly wobbly school beer pull tab	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6872	irradiated denatured skewed nail file	0		Effect: "Salt Rockin'", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2013-11"
6873	pressed candy wrapper	0		Effect: "Fishily Speeding", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2013-11"
6874	gym membership card	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6875	liquefied altered post-holiday sale coupon	0		Effect: "Towering Strength", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2013-11"
6876	pulsating dry cleaning receipt	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6877	pulsating pocket lint (blue)	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6878	pocket lint (green)	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6879	pocket lint (white)	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6880	tumbling pocket lint (orange)	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6881	twirling purple chilly studded Da Vinci's wizardly bowl of petunias	0		Mysticality: +25, Experience (Mysticality): +5, Damage Absorption: +80, Cold Damage: +5, Last Available: "2013-11"
6882	upside-down Jeselnik's Jack Frost's stiffened Fonzie's power sock	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Damage Reduction: 1, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-11"
6883	jittery crafty rock-hard arcane researcher's wool sock of the blizzard	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Damage Reduction: 5, Maximum MP: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-11"
6884	Van der Graaf steel-toed studded moustache sock of the storm	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Damage Reduction: 9, Maximum MP Percent: +40, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-11"
6885	moist spirit gum	0		Effect: "Milk Studly", Effect Duration: 51
6886	blurry spirit pillow	0		
6887	squat spirit sheet	0		
6888	spirit mattress	0		
6889	spirit blanket	0		
6890	spirit bed	0		
6891	wobbly lightning-fast double-paned beefy spirit bell	0		Muscle: +10, Cold Resistance: +5, Initiative: +40, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
6892	irradiated aerosolized spoonful of Linguine-Os	0		Effect: "Aspect of the Twinklefairy", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2013-11"
6893	triple-vacuum-sealed chilled freezer-burned frost-bitten tortellini	0		Effect: "Spooky Jellied", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2013-11"
6894	diffused super-electrified liquefied spinning blob of Alphredo&trade;	0		Effect: "Strange Mental Acuity", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2013-11"
6895	dry jittery handful of crafty noodles	0		Effect: "Briny Blood", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2013-11"
6896	triple-pickled tangled mass of pasta	0		Effect: "Go Get 'Em, Tiger!", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2013-11"
6897	magnetized colloidal energized Can of Spaghetto	0		Effect: "Blessing of Bulbazinalli", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2013-11"
6898	Chef Boy, R&D's business card	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6899	Thwaitgold ant statuette	0		
6900	experimental carbon fiber pasta additive	0		Class: "Pastamancer", Last Available: "2013-11"
6901	hazardous sauce dosimeter	0		Class: "Sauceror", Last Available: "2013-11"
6902	fuchsia Tesla weightlifter's flask flops	0		Muscle: +15, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip
6903	pressed triple-tarnished skewed nuts	0		Effect: "On the Trolley", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2013-12"
6904	pickled shaking bolts	0		Effect: "Elemental Flavor", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2013-12"
6905	decent snack-sized gingerbread robot	2	good	Last Available: "2013-12"
6906	tasty jittery petit 4.1	3	awesome	Last Available: "2013-12"
6907	stale small nut-shaped Crimbo cookie	2	decent	Last Available: "2023-06"
6908	teal veiny plastic GORM-8	0		Maximum HP: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6909	twirling Oprah's plastic warbear	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2013-12"
6910	plastic Toybot of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Last Available: "2013-12"
6911	plastic warbear fortress of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Last Available: "2013-12"
6912	electrified plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2013-12"
6913	warbear whosit	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6914	bouncing warbear hoverbelt piecepart	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6915	bouncing warbear hoverbelt of James Dean of chilblains of temperance	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Cold Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6916	huge fuchsia warbear battery	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6917	warbear badge	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6918	electrified improved blue warbear wardance potion	0		Effect: "Floundering", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2013-12"
6919	vacuum-sealed anodized warbear bearserker potion	0		Effect: "Sticky Fingers", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2013-12"
6920	altered skewed olive warbear liquid overcoat	0		Effect: "Flashing Eyes", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2013-12"
6921	special flavorless warbear feasting bread	4	decent	Effect: "Newt Gets In Your Eyes", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2013-12"
6922	super-sized rotten squat warbear warrior bread	5	crappy	Last Available: "2013-12"
6923	half-sized decent warbear thermoregulator bread	2	good	Last Available: "2013-12"
6924	watered-down lousy warbear feasting mead	2	decent	Last Available: "2013-12"
6925	weak delicious cyan warbear bearserker mead	2	awesome	Last Available: "2013-12"
6926	tolerable warbear blizzard mead	3	good	Last Available: "2013-12"
6927	warbear helm fragment	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6928	nasty Fonzie's cool warbear plain fedora	0		Moxie: +5, Experience (Moxie): +1, Stench Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep, cap 12", Last Available: "2013-12"
6929	warbear feathered fedora of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-12"
6930	frosty beefy warbear fedora of mayonnaise	0		Muscle: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep", Last Available: "2013-12"
6931	wobbly yellow careful sharpshooter's supercharged warbear plain helm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Monster Level: -10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 12", Last Available: "2013-12"
6932	fortified warbear spiked helm	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-12"
6933	tumbling curative wicked warbear electro-spiked helm of the detective	0		Spell Damage: +5, Item Drop: +20, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy", Last Available: "2013-12"
6934	huge executive arcane researcher's smooth warbear plain ushanka	0		Moxie: +15, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Meat Drop: +40, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xLep, cap 12", Last Available: "2013-12"
6935	inspector's warbear lined ushanka	0		Item Drop: +15, Familiar Effect: "1.5xBarrr, 1xLep, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-12"
6936	boxer's warbear heated ushanka of Tarzan of vim and vigor	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Experience (Muscle): +3, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xatk, 1xLep", Last Available: "2013-12"
6937	warbear trouser fragment	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6938	double-paned energetic sinister warbear party pants	0		Spell Damage: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Cold Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhoul, cap 12", Last Available: "2013-12"
6939	inspector's warbear ceremonial party pants	0		Item Drop: +15, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-12"
6940	friendly crafty veiny warbear high festival pants	0		Maximum HP: +10, Maximum MP: +10, Familiar Weight: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhoul", Last Available: "2013-12"
6941	foul-smelling savvy warbear battle greaves	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Stench Damage: +10, Item Drop: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-12"
6942	mirror beefcake's warbear officer greaves	0		Muscle: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-12"
6943	Temple Grandin's Lo Pan's baleful warbear bearserker greaves	0		Spell Damage: +25, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Familiar Weight: +7, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr", Last Available: "2013-12"
6944	tumbling educational supercool warbear johns of Leguizamo	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Experience: +1, Monster Level: +20, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xVolley, cap 12", Last Available: "2013-12"
6945	warbear fleece-lined johns of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xVolley, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-12"
6946	ghostly dangerous cool warbear johns of chilblains	0		Moxie: +5, Weapon Damage: +10, Cold Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xVolley", Last Available: "2013-12"
6947	warbear accoutrements chunk	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6948	purple asbestos-lined arcane researcher's brawny warbear goggles	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Hot Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6949	wobbly energetic warbear snowblindness goggles	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6950	chilly stylish warbear polarized goggles of Gandalf	0		Moxie: +25, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Cold Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6951	miser's studded warbear laser bowtie of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Damage Absorption: +80, Meat Drop: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6952	narrow occult warbear plasma bowtie	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6953	greedy scandalous frightening warbear nuclear bowtie	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Sleaze Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6954	wobbly manspreader's forbidden brawny warbear warscarf	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Monster Level: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6955	shaking Jack Frost's warbear fleece-lined warscarf	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6956	blurry fireproof stylish beefy warbear warscarf	0		Muscle: +10, Moxie: +25, Hot Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6957	warbear requisition box	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6958	warbear exo-arm	0		Class: "Seal Clubber", Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6959	ruddy warbear foil hat	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 2xPotato, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-12"
6960	gray squat warbear energy bracers	0		Class: "Pastamancer", Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6961	purple toasty forbidden warbear oil pan	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Hot Damage: +5, Class: "Sauceror", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spray Hot Grease", Last Available: "2013-12"
6962	warbear laser beacon	0		Class: "Disco Bandit", Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6963	blinking smartaleck's warbear exhaust manifold	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6964	shaking warbear jackhammer drill press	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6965	warbear auto-anvil	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6966	spinning warbear induction oven	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6967	huge warbear chemistry lab	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6968	warbear officer requisition box	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6969	upside-down warbear empathy chip	0		Skill: "Psychokinetic Hug", Last Available: "2013-12"
6970	tumbling warbear drone assembler	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6971	warbear breakfast machine assembler	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6972	blind-packed die-cast toy	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6973	nasty die-cast Bashful the Reindeer	0		Stench Damage: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
6974	blurry razor-sharp die-cast Doc the Reindeer	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Last Available: "2013-12"
6975	die-cast Dopey the Reindeer of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2013-12"
6976	fuchsia wobbly supercool die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Last Available: "2013-12"
6977	mirror beefy die-cast Happy the Reindeer	0		Muscle: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6978	fortified die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Last Available: "2013-12"
6979	shaking wobbly smooth die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer	0		Moxie: +15, Last Available: "2013-12"
6980	huge die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2013-12"
6981	hardy die-cast factory worker elf	0		Maximum HP: +50, Last Available: "2013-12"
6982	Van der Graaf die-cast gift-wrapping elf	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2013-12"
6983	blinking crafty die-cast middle-management elf	0		Maximum MP: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6984	hardened die-cast pencil-pusher elf	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Last Available: "2013-12"
6985	greasy die-cast stocking-stuffer elf	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6986	personal trainer's die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6987	ghostly rock-hard die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Last Available: "2013-12"
6988	wizardly die-cast death ray in a pear tree of the dark arts	0		Mysticality: +25, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2013-12"
6989	green toasty die-cast turtle mech	0		Hot Damage: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
6990	occult die-cast Swiss hen	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Last Available: "2013-12"
6991	flame-retardant die-cast killing bird	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2013-12"
6992	die-cast ring of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2013-12"
6993	Sinatra's die-cast goose a-laying	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
6994	blurry family-friendly die-cast swarm a-swarming	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2013-12"
6995	Socratic die-cast blade a-spinning	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Last Available: "2013-12"
6996	grievous die-cast arc-welding Elfborg	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2013-12"
6997	skewed coward's die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg	0		Monster Level: -20, Last Available: "2013-12"
6998	upside-down auspicious grievous die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6999	narrow perfumed rosewater-soaked die-cast Father Crimborg	0		Stench Resistance: 8, Last Available: "2013-12"
7000	blurry Socratic die-cast Don Crimbo of the scaredy-cat	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Monster Level: -15, Last Available: "2013-12"
7001	Herculean die-cast Uncle Hobo of the blizzard	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2013-12"
7002	squat asbestos-lined dance instructor's die-cast Father Crimbo	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
7003	The Smith's Tome	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-12", Skill: "Summon Smithsness"
7004	aerosolized Flaskfull of Hollow	0		Effect: "Extra Terrestrial", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2013-12"
7005	lump of Brituminous coal	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7006	powdered upside-down handful of Smithereens	1	good	Last Available: "2013-12"
7007	flavorless miniature Every Day is Like This Sundae	2	decent	Last Available: "2013-12"
7008	normal Miserable Pie	3	good	Last Available: "2013-12"
7009	low-calorie toothsome blurry This Charming Flan	1	awesome	Last Available: "2013-12"
7010	acceptable Irish Coffee, English Heart	3	good	Last Available: "2013-12"
7011	perfectly mixed watered-down Strikes Again Bigmouth	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2013-12"
7012	triple-distilled artisanal Paint A Vulgar Pitcher	9	EPIC	Last Available: "2013-12"
7013	Golden Light	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7014	Louder Than Bomb	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7015	bouncing Handsome Devil	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7016	miser's Jeselnik's padded extremely unsafe Work is a Four Letter Sword	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Damage Absorption: +20, Sleaze Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
7017	narrow resourceful dance instructor's Fonzie's supercool Staff of the Headmaster's Victuals	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Experience (Moxie): +1, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Maximum MP: +50, Last Available: "2013-12"
7018	mirror lime green aromatic lard-coated lion tamer's Lo Pan's Sheila Take a Crossbow	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Experience (familiar): +2, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2013-12"
7019	sharpshooter's electrified razor-sharp A Light that Never Goes Out of the glutton	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Food Drop: +100, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2013-12"
7020	greedy Half a Purse of the brute of dire peril of the bloodbag	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Weapon Damage: +20, Maximum HP: +100, Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2013-12"
7021	shaking pulsating horrifying stanky dog trainer's boxer's Hairpiece On Fire	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Experience (familiar): +1, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-12"
7022	flame-wreathed dog trainer's padded boxer's Vicar's Tutu	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Damage Absorption: +20, Experience (familiar): +1, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1.2xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-12"
7023	prompt double-paned weightlifter's Hand in Glove	0		Muscle: +15, Cold Resistance: +5, Adventures: +3, Single Equip, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2013-12"
7024	blurry flame-wreathed educational thinker's Meat Tenderizer is Murder	0		Mysticality: +10, Experience: +1, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Class: "Seal Clubber", Last Available: "2013-12"
7025	stanky Jim Carey's Ouija Board, Ouija Board of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Monster Level: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Last Available: "2013-12"
7026	clever Fonzie's Hand that Rocks the Ladle of horror	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Maximum MP: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Class: "Pastamancer", Last Available: "2013-12"
7027	pulsating family-friendly careful Saucepanic of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Monster Level: -10, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Class: "Sauceror", Last Available: "2013-12"
7028	rosewater-soaked Frankly Mr. Shank of terror of mayonnaise	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Stench Resistance: +3, Class: "Disco Bandit", Last Available: "2013-12"
7029	Herculean Rosewater's Shakespeare's Sister's Accordion of the pedagogue	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Experience: +3, Experience (Muscle): +1, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 15, Last Available: "2013-12"
7030	spinning flame-retardant third-hand lantern	0		Hot Resistance: +1
7031	ghostly loose purse strings	0		
7032	moldy jittery pickled egg	3	crappy	
7033	cup of lukewarm tea	1	EPIC	
7034	teal warbear soda machine assembler	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7035	warbear box	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7036	gray warbear high-efficiency still	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7037	squat warbear LP-ROM burner	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7038	warbear gyrocopter	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7039	enhanced irradiated super-activated warbear robo-camouflage unit	0		Effect: "Ready to Snap", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2013-12"
7040	warbear beeping telegram	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7041	jittery warbear procedural hilarity drone	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-12"
7042	upside-down warbear metalworking primer	0		Skill: "Shrap", Last Available: "2013-12"
7043	warbear sequential gaiety distribution system	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7044	irradiated glass slipper	0		Effect: "Sugary Tongue", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2014-12"
7045	modified antimatter wad	1	good	Last Available: "2013-12"
7046	dry wet mirror warbear superpotion	0		Effect: "Blessing of the Stinking Alphredo&trade;", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2013-12"
7047	non-polymerized moist warbear liquid lasers	0		Effect: "It Tickles!  It Tickles!", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2013-12"
7048	warmed double-enhanced spinning warbear rejuvenation potion	0		Effect: "Uncucumbered", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2013-12"
7049	shaking broken warbear gyrocopter	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7050	rotten warbear gyro	3	crappy	Last Available: "2013-12"
7051	enhanced yellow recording of Rolando's Rondo of Resisto	0		Effect: "Craft Tea", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2013-12"
7052	warbear metalworking primer (used)	0		Skill: "Shrap", Last Available: "2013-12"
7053	warbear empathy chip (used)	0		Skill: "Psychokinetic Hug", Last Available: "2013-12"
7054	bouncing warbear drone codes	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7055	huge decent blurry breakfast mess	8	good	Last Available: "2013-12"
7056	warbear breakfast machine	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7057	decent breakfast miracle	3	good	Last Available: "2013-12"
7058	colloidal quantum Cloaca Cola Polar	0		Effect: "X-Ray Vision", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2013-12"
7059	warbear soda machine	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7060	ghostly festive warbear bank	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7061	grimstone mask	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7062	praying Grim Brother	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-12"
7063	Grim Brothers' story book	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7064	lime green twirling hibernating Grimstone Golem	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-12"
7065	boiled tumbling fuchsia grim fairy tale	1	decent	Last Available: "2014-12"
7066	grimstone galoshes	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7067	anodized energized single of Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	0		Effect: "Cool Spirit", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2010-02"
7068	oxidized quadruple-vacuum-sealed single of Donho's Bubbly Ballad	0		Effect: "Big Ol' Glass of Rum", Effect Duration: 45
7069	Discontent&trade; Winter Garden Catalog	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-01"
7070	blurry packet of winter seeds	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7071	small stale tumbling snow berries	2	decent	Last Available: "2014-01"
7072	toothsome ghostly huge ice harvest	3	awesome	Last Available: "2014-01"
7073	polarized pressed blue ghostly frost flower	0		Effect: "Partially Ghosted", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2014-01"
7074	quadruple-ionized oxidized super-moist squat blurry snow cleats	0		Effect: "Robocamo", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2014-01"
7075	pickled liquid ice pack	0		Effect: "Medieval Mage Mayhem", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2014-01"
7076	spinning snow boards	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7077	normal blinking snow crab	3	good	Last Available: "2014-01"
7078	practically non-alcoholic tolerable cyan Ice Island Long Tea	1	good	Last Available: "2014-01"
7079	unfinished ice sculpture	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7080	ice sculpture	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7081	ice house	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7082	tumbling upside-down snow machine	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7083	hale snow mobile	0		Maximum HP: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Lantern: 1, Lantern Element: "Cold", Last Available: "2014-01"
7084	miser's ice bucket	0		Meat Drop: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2014-01"
7085	blurry extremely unsafe Socratic snow shovel	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2014-01"
7086	flame-retardant sizzling Annie Oakley's bod-ice	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Hot Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2014-01"
7087	perfumed wholesome arcane researcher's personal trainer's snow belt	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Stench Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2014-01"
7088	inspector's perfumed double-paned ice nine of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Cold Resistance: +5, Stench Resistance: +5, Item Drop: +15, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2014-01"
7089	snow fort	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7090	bad gray jittery En Una Fila Tequila	4	decent	
7091	Skully's hot chocolate	1	crappy	
7092	spinning flame-wreathed groovy warbear dress helmet	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-12"
7093	blinking flame-retardant foul-smelling warbear dress bracers	0		Stench Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
7094	wool warbear dress greaves of the sweet-tooth	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Candy Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-12"
7095	ribald Annie Oakley's sweatband	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Sleaze Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2014-12"
7096	Tesla arcane researcher's gym shorts	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xGhuol, cap 25", Last Available: "2014-12"
7097	ankleweights of the scaredy-cat of chilblains	0		Monster Level: -15, Cold Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-12"
7098	skewed shaking Jim Carey's shellacked stylish sweat socks of the scaredy-cat	0		Moxie: +25, Damage Reduction: 7, Monster Level: 10, Drops Items, Last Available: "2014-12"
7099	blurry pint of sweat	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7100	ghostly Jerks' Health&trade; Magazine	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7101	dried shaking Five Second Energy&trade;	1		Last Available: "2014-12"
7102	pixie axie	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7103	concentrated flattened twirling powder	0		Effect: "Expert Vacationer", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2014-12"
7104	licorice whip of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2014-12"
7105	ghostly anise-flavored venom	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7106	perfectly mixed watered-down maroon upside-down snakebite	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-12"
7107	dog trainer's dangerous candy stick	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Experience (familiar): +1, Last Available: "2014-12"
7108	immense flavorless pecan	7	decent	Last Available: "2014-12"
7109	yummy twirling teal pecan pie	3	awesome	Last Available: "2014-12"
7110	chocolate-stained collar	0		Candy Drop: +25, Last Available: "2014-12"
7111	big decent candy mountain oyster	5	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7112	mediocre fancy twirling chocotini	4	decent	Effect: "Punchy, Murdery", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2014-12"
7113	greedy dog trainer's Newton's chocolate rabbit's foot	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Experience (familiar): +1, Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2014-12"
7114	diet rotten candy carrot	1	crappy	Last Available: "2014-12"
7115	miniature stale lime green candy carrot cake	2	decent	Last Available: "2014-12"
7116	cool carrot-on-a-stick of the empath	0		Moxie: +5, Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2014-12"
7117	resourceful weasel stomping pants of Flo-Jo	0		Maximum MP: +50, Initiative: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xGhoul, cap 20", Last Available: "2014-12"
7118	normal mulberry	4	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7119	fortified drinkable mulled berry wine	5	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7120	upside-down lemony scales	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7121	blinking Da Vinci's lemon party hat	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, cap 12", Last Available: "2014-12"
7122	twirling mirror lemon shirt of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2014-12"
7123	wool lemon drop trousers	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato, cap 12", Last Available: "2014-12"
7124	galvanized vacuum-sealed lemonhead caviar	0		Effect: "Knightlife", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2014-12"
7125	jittery Socratic gummi sword of the sewer	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Stench Damage: +25, Last Available: "2014-12"
7126	unsweetened teal small gummi fin	0		Effect: "Brother Smothers's Blessing", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2014-12"
7127	aromatic chocolate cow bone	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2014-12"
7128	oxidized red gummi fang	0		Effect: "Healthy, Elfy, and Wise", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2014-12"
7129	adequate leftover canap&eacute;s	4	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7130	tolerable magnum of champagne	3	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7131	nippy deadly cow creamer of mayonnaise	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Cold Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2014-12"
7132	polarized tumbling Outer Wolf&trade; cologne	0		Effect: "Greased-Up Familiar", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2014-12"
7133	lupine appetite hormones	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7134	electrified wolf whistle of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blow Wolf Whistle", Last Available: "2014-12"
7135	rotten pulsating witch's bread	4	crappy	Last Available: "2014-12"
7136	cold-filtered squat shaking witch's brew	0		Effect: "Human-Demon Hybrid", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2014-12"
7137	witch's bra of vim and vigor of the empath of chilblains	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Familiar Weight: +5, Cold Damage: +25, Last Available: "2014-12"
7138	triple-distilled mediocre bouncing mid-level medieval mead	8	decent	Last Available: "2014-12"
7139	galvanized nitrogenated R&uuml;mpelstiltz	0		Effect: "Slimed Stomach", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2014-12"
7140	spinning wheel	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7141	adjusted huge hi-octane carrot juice	0		Effect: "Singer's Faithful Ocelot", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2014-12"
7142	activated unsweetened quantum hare brush	0		Effect: "Hair on Your Chest", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2014-12"
7143	Van der Graaf hare pin of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-12"
7144	odd coin	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7145	stale tiny cinnamon cannoli	1	decent	Last Available: "2014-12"
7146	acceptable expensive champagne	4	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7147	adjusted bouncing polo trophy	0		Effect: "Crying, Dying", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2014-12"
7148	blurry oil painting	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7149	rosary	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7150	ornate dowsing rod	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7151	skewed straw	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7152	teal	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7153	lime green clay	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7154	filling	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7155	upside-down parchment	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7156	glass	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7157	cyan avaricious studded fire hose of incineration	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Meat Drop: +30, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xVolley, cap 37", Last Available: "2014-12"
7158	normal fireman's lunch	3	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7159	frosty savvy plain paper hat of Tarzan	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Experience (Muscle): +3, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, cap 37", Last Available: "2014-12"
7160	flavorless half-sized ice cream sandwich	2	decent	Last Available: "2014-12"
7161	Usain Bolt's shellacked baleful &quot;honey&quot; dipper	0		Spell Damage: +25, Damage Reduction: 7, Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2014-12"
7162	flavorless huge plumber's lunch	4	decent	Last Available: "2014-12"
7163	foul-smelling hardy skull gearshift knob of the storm	0		Maximum HP: +50, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Stench Damage: +10, Last Available: "2014-12"
7164	normal thick nachos of the night	5	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7165	spinning boxer's Sketcherz&trade; of the ox of the blizzard	0		Muscle: +20, Muscle Percent: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2014-12"
7166	bland miniature jittery can of Adultwitch&trade;	2	decent	Last Available: "2014-12"
7167	ionized deionized bouncing mirror smudge stick	0		Effect: "Prelude of Precision", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2014-12"
7168	alkaline wall	0		Effect: "X-Ray Vision", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2014-12"
7169	extra-dry lousy tankard of ale	5	decent	Last Available: "2014-12"
7170	colloidal scroll case	0		Effect: "Crocodile Tear", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2014-12"
7171	ionized jug of &quot;wine&quot;	0		Effect: "Pill Power", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2014-12"
7172	juggling ball	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7173	crappy camera	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7174	stale humble pie	4	decent	Last Available: "2014-12"
7175	blurry skewed small golem	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7176	shaking crappy camera	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7177	polymerized concentrated crappy waiter disguise	0		Effect: "Tea-hee", Effect Duration: 53
7178	Copperhead Charm	0		
7179	The First Pizza	0		
7180	The Lacrosse Stick of Lacoronado	0		
7181	spinning The Eye of the Stars	0		
7182	The Stankara Stone	0		
7183	jittery Murphy's Rancid Black Flag	0		
7184	The Shield of Brook	0		
7185	blurry Red Zeppelin ticket	0		
7186	Copperhead Charm (rampant)	0		
7187	boozy drinkable unnamed cocktail	5	good	
7188	handful of tips	0		
7189	teal blurry smartaleck's unrequired jacket	0		Moxie Percent: +30
7190	teal extremely unsafe tommy gun	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unload Tommy Gun"
7191	drum of tommy ammo	0		
7192	squat throwing knife	0		
7193	throwing spoon	0		
7194	shaking throwing fork	0		
7195	maroon nasty breadchucks of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Stench Damage: +5
7196	shuriken salad	0		
7197	steel-toed combat fan	0		Damage Reduction: 9
7198	Fonzie's silk skirt of the storm	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 38"
7199	blurry blowdart	0		
7200	Buddy Bjorn of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2014-02"
7201	squat rosewater-soaked chilly sinister The Nuge's favorite crossbow	0		Spell Damage: +10, Cold Damage: +5, Stench Resistance: +3
7202	moldy massive sweet roll Alabama	6	crappy	
7203	Saturday Night Special of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50
7204	lynyrd snare	0		
7205	jittery purple fleetwood chain of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100
7206	weak hand-crafted olive Green Manalishi	2	EPIC	
7207	blade of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60
7208	ghostly fire of unknown origin	0		
7209	eagle's milk	1	crappy	
7210	pressed eagle feather	0		Effect: "Smokin'", Effect Duration: 31
7211	energized red one pill	0		Effect: "Hot Blooded", Effect Duration: 57
7212	maroon steel-toed Jefferson wings	0		Damage Reduction: 9
7213	fleetwood macaroni	0		
7214	skewed wobbly cheesy eagle sauce	0		
7215	yummy half-sized fleetwood mac 'n' cheese	2	awesome	
7216	lynyrd skin	0		
7217	padded lynyrdskin cap	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xVolley, cap 42"
7218	friendly lynyrdskin tunic	0		Familiar Weight: +3
7219	steel-toed lynyrdskin breeches	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1.5xGhuol, cap 42"
7220	cigarette lighter	0		
7221	priceless diamond	0		
7222	smooth shaking Flamin' Whatshisname	3	awesome	
7223	concentrated cold-filtered lynyrd musk	0		Effect: "Hood Ridin'", Effect Duration: 29
7224	shaking zippy educational Kashmir sweater	0		Experience: +1, Initiative: +20
7225	bland blurry skewed huge custard pie	3	decent	
7226	tea for one	1	good	
7227	boozy delicious jittery bottle of Evermore	5	awesome	
7228	box	0		
7229	practically non-alcoholic mediocre wine	1	decent	
7230	lousy rum	3	decent	
7231	hand-crafted Murderer's Punch	3	EPIC	
7232	low-calorie adequate blinking velvet cake	1	good	
7233	alkaline wobbly letter	0		Effect: "Wet and Greedy", Effect Duration: 44
7234	pulsating miser's rosewater-soaked book	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Meat Drop: +10
7235	zippy experienced masque	0		Experience: +2, Initiative: +20, Single Equip
7236	grievous red-hot poker	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50
7237	Red X Shield of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10
7238	Sherlock's razor-sharp badge	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Item Drop: +25, Single Equip
7239	Jack Frost's rock-hard shirt	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Cold Spell Damage: +50
7240	gray coat of the cougar of mayonnaise	0		Moxie: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
7241	shaking shaking electrified shoe of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip
7242	tumbling button	0		
7243	gray button	0		
7244	dry blurry blood cells	0		Effect: "Egg Burps", Effect Duration: 60
7245	improved eye	0		Effect: "Nasty, Nasty Breath", Effect Duration: 35
7246	upside-down tumbling glark cable	0		
7247	fireproof occult Red Fox glove	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Hot Resistance: +3, Attacks Can't Miss, Single Equip
7248	oxidized boiled triple-tarnished gray foxglove	0		Effect: "Jingle Jangle Jingle", Effect Duration: 35
7249	Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette	0		
7250	Sherlock's supercharged boxer's strapping Sneaky Pete's jacket	0		Muscle: +5, Muscle Percent: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Item Drop: +25, Softcore Only, Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-03", Softcore Only: [1-path(Avatar of Sneaky Pete)]
7251	jug of Sneaky Pete's Mojo	0		Free Pull
7252	shot of Sneaky Pete's Mojo	0		Free Pull
7253	Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy	0		
7254	olive huge really cocktail shaker	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7255	tolerable practically non-alcoholic mini-martini	1	good	
7256	skewed smoke grenade	0		
7257	boiled blurry skewed molotov soda	1	crappy	
7258	triple-vacuum-sealed pile of ashes	0		Effect: "The Halls of Muscularity", Effect Duration: 27
7259	crate of firebombs	0		
7260	firebomb	0		
7261	huge chaotic Herculean Sneaky Pete's basket of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): 4, Spell Critical Percent: +10
7262	&quot;I Love Me, Vol. I&quot;	0		
7263	photograph of a dog	0		
7264	photograph of a nugget	0		
7265	photograph of an ostrich egg	0		
7266	green disposable instant camera	0		
7267	blue curative cool Sneaky Pete's jacket (collar popped) of the scaredy-cat of incineration	0		Moxie: +5, Monster Level: -15, Hot Spell Damage: +50, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Softcore Only, Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-03", Softcore Only: [1-path(Avatar of Sneaky Pete)]
7268	tumbling Letter for Melvign the Gnome	0		
7269	mirror Professor What garment	0		
7270	&quot;2 Love Me, Vol. 2&quot;	0		
7271	Thinknerd Blind-Packed Toy	0		
7272	plastic Professor What of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50
7273	narrow red boxer's plastic Jared the Duskwalker	0		Muscle Percent: +10
7274	electrified plastic Duke Starkiller	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
7275	quilted plastic Gary Claybender	0		Damage Absorption: +40
7276	wobbly Jack Frost's plastic Captain Kerkard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50
7277	super-vacuum-sealed alkaline robot grease	0		Effect: "Sweet and Red", Effect Duration: 24
7278	returned Thinknerd package	0		
7279	pickled ionized wind-up Whatsian robot	0		Effect: "Petit Forbearance", Effect Duration: 26
7280	improved enhanced tumbling wind-up vampire teeth	0		Effect: "Angry Bone", Effect Duration: 57
7281	polarized non-modified wind-up navigation droid	0		Effect: "Cold-Blooded Warm Fuzzies", Effect Duration: 42
7282	quantum vacuum-sealed tumbling wind-up owl	0		Effect: "Hypercubed", Effect Duration: 28
7283	non-frozen yellow wind-up ensign	0		Effect: "Fishy", Effect Duration: 59
7284	spinning flame-wreathed supercool crying statue earrings	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover
7285	plastic Duskwalker necklace of incineration of temperance	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover
7286	blurry Jeselnik's plastic replica blaster pistol of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Sleaze Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover
7287	padded strapping Gary Claybender's Time Screwer	0		Muscle: +5, Damage Absorption: +20, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover
7288	forbidden Rosewater's Space Tourist palmdoctor	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Lasts Until Rollover
7289	inspector's lard-coated Sinatra's amok putter	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: +15
7290	massive decent twirling amok pudding	6	good	
7291	deactivated putty buddy	0		
7292	putty coat	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7293	liquefied ionized maroon blinking can of V-11	0		Effect: "Twinklebritches", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2014-03"
7294	spinning spinning fireproof greasy elevennis shoes	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2014-03"
7295	upside-down ghostly elevent	0		Last Available: "2014-03"
7296	nasty elevenderizing hammer of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Stench Damage: +5, Last Available: "2014-03"
7297	steel-toed Professor What T-Shirt	0		Damage Reduction: 9
7298	heavy-duty bendy straw	0		
7299	pellet of plant food	0		
7300	sewing kit	0		
7301	Spookyraven billiards room key	0		
7302	pulsating Spookyraven library key	0		
7303	twirling Lady Spookyraven's necklace	0		
7304	telegram from Lady Spookyraven	0		
7305	Lady Spookyraven's powder puff	0		
7306	Lady Spookyraven's finest gown	0		
7307	Lady Spookyraven's dancing shoes	0		
7308	electrified skewed red eyebrow pencil	0		Effect: "Memory of Resilience", Effect Duration: 19
7309	vacuum-sealed unsweetened jittery rosewater cream	0		Effect: "Ack!  Barred!", Effect Duration: 26
7310	deionized bronzer	0		Effect: "Guts Feeling", Effect Duration: 20
7311	maroon curative elegant nightstick of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
7312	still grill	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-06"
7313	wobbly box of hickory chips	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7314	upside-down poppet	0		
7315	rickety rocking horse	0		
7316	jack-in-the-box	0		
7317	jar of baby ghosts	0		
7318	teal energetic studded thinker's ghost of a necklace	0		Mysticality: +10, Damage Absorption: +80, Maximum MP Percent: +20
7319	medical-grade Elizabeth's Dollie of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
7320	polarized nitrogenated bouncing Elizabeth's paintbrush	0		Effect: "Standard Cheer", Effect Duration: 67
7321	greasy brainy Stephen's lab coat	0		Mysticality: +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
7322	triple-aerosolized cyan Stephen's secret formula	0		Effect: "Scorpio Rising", Effect Duration: 21
7323	nippy Jacob's rung of incineration	0		Cold Damage: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +50
7324	altered ghostly gray spinning battery	1		
7325	acceptable fancy snakebite	3	good	Effect: "Sparkly!", Effect Duration: 10
7326	Van der Graaf wizardly rubber ribcage	0		Mysticality: +25, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
7327	compressed purple synthetic marrow	1		
7328	liquefied electrified mirror funny bone	0		Effect: "Resilient Spirit", Effect Duration: 35
7329	flame-wreathed medical-grade half-melted spoon	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
7330	pickled wobbly lime green skewed the funk	1		Effect: "Sugar High", Effect Duration: 15
7331	gigantic toothsome gray gunky chicken	10	awesome	
7332	bouncing baleful doll head	0		Spell Damage: +25
7333	droopy doll eye	0		
7334	huge voice box	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Pull Voice Box String"
7335	steel-toed paddle-ball of Leguizamo	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Monster Level: +20
7336	wet colloidal yellow sound effects record	0		Effect: "License to Punch", Effect Duration: 56
7337	alphabet block	0		
7338	tarnished blurry dancer	0		Effect: "Seeing Colors", Effect Duration: 27
7339	music box mechanism	0		
7340	forbidden moose antlers	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep, cap 27"
7341	Vulcanized cold-filtered enhanced moose thought	0		Effect: "Elron's Explosive Etude", Effect Duration: 67
7342	rotten cyan moose chocolate	3	crappy	
7343	perfectly mixed painting of a glass of wine	3	EPIC	
7344	pulsating oil painting of yourself	0		
7345	ornate picture frame	0		
7346	doll-eye amulet	0		Single Equip
7347	pulsating energetic sinister ghost toga	0		Spell Damage: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +20
7348	stale special gigantic sheet cake	10	decent	Effect: "Muddled", Effect Duration: 5
7349	ghost key	0		
7350	spinning picture of you	0		
7351	upside-down crafty Staff of the Electric Range of the ox of the boozehound	0		Muscle: +20, Maximum MP: +10, Booze Drop: +100
7352	normal deluxe layer cake	3	good	
7353	chunk of hot iron	0		
7354	aged weak red-hot boilermaker	2	awesome	
7355	cool coal shovel	0		Moxie: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Shovel Hot Coal"
7356	aerosolized quantum cold-filtered hot coal	0		Effect: "Elemental Mastery", Effect Duration: 63
7357	energized double-boiled upside-down coal dust	0		Effect: "Cold, Dead Hands", Effect Duration: 22
7358	greasy rock-hard Bram's choker of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Damage Reduction: 5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
7359	plaid swatch	0		
7360	jittery plaid bandage	0		
7361	plaid pocket square of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20
7362	lion tamer's shellacked plaid skirt	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Experience (familiar): +2, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 38"
7363	wet bloodstain stick	0		Effect: "Big", Effect Duration: 58
7364	fabric softener	0		
7365	quantum concentrated wet fabric hardener	0		Effect: "Astral Shell", Effect Duration: 47
7366	perfectly mixed pulsating bottle of laundry sherry	4	EPIC	
7367	moist industrial strength starch	0		Effect: "Spell Transfer Complete", Effect Duration: 62, Wiki Name: "industrial strength starch"
7368	fancy toothsome extra-flat panini	3	awesome	Effect: "Smugness", Effect Duration: 20
7369	corrupted altered wobbly mangled finger	0		Effect: "This Is Where You're a Viking", Effect Duration: 37
7370	artisanal Psychotic Train wine	4	EPIC	
7371	twirling crazy hobo notebook	0		
7372	decent skewed pie man was not meant to eat	4	good	
7373	wobbly green grievous sommelier's towel	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50
7374	tumbling tarnished tastevin of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60, Single Equip
7375	half-sized adequate actual tapas	2	good	
7376	ghast iron ingot	0		
7377	family-friendly ghast iron cleaver of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Resistance: +1
7378	mansplainer's sinister ghast iron Garibaldi	0		Spell Damage: +10, Monster Level: +15, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 14"
7379	gray up-at-dawn ghast iron heater shield of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Adventures: +5
7380	miser's cool ghast iron codpiece	0		Moxie: +5, Meat Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 42"
7381	mirror deadly Pendant of Gargalesis	0		Weapon Damage: +5
7382	huge Little Geneticist DNA-Splicing Lab	0		Last Available: "2014-04"
7383	blurry DNA extraction syringe	0		Last Available: "2014-04"
7384	frozen Gene Tonic: Dude	0		Effect: "Joyful Resolve", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2014-04"
7385	deionized squat Gene Tonic: Beast	0		Effect: "Cockroach Scurry", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2014-04"
7386	deionized Gene Tonic: Construct	0		Effect: "Woad Warrior", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2014-04"
7387	pressed irradiated Gene Tonic: Undead	0		Effect: "Coal-Powered", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2014-04"
7388	warmed Gene Tonic: Humanoid	0		Effect: "substats.enh", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2014-04"
7389	polarized ionized Gene Tonic: Insect	0		Effect: "Aspect of the GravyPlum Fairy", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2014-04"
7390	polarized altered Gene Tonic: Hippy	0		Effect: "Partially Ghosted", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2014-04"
7391	chilled ionized extra-deionized Gene Tonic: Orc	0		Effect: "Violent Night", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2014-04"
7392	oxidized shaking Gene Tonic: Demon	0		Effect: "Heart of Yellow", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2014-04"
7393	concentrated Gene Tonic: Horror	0		Effect: "Marinated", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2014-04"
7394	liquefied Gene Tonic: Fish	0		Effect: "Penguinny Flavor", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2014-04"
7395	altered super-altered Gene Tonic: Goblin	0		Effect: "Aspect of the GravyPlum Fairy", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2014-04"
7396	adjusted boiled double-ionized blinking Gene Tonic: Pirate	0		Effect: "Gutterminded", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2014-04"
7397	oxidized twirling Gene Tonic: Plant	0		Effect: "Strawberry Alarm", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2014-04"
7398	corrupted Gene Tonic: Weird	0		Effect: "Mint-Condition Breath", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2014-04"
7399	pickled vacuum-sealed tumbling Gene Tonic: Elf	0		Effect: "Spore-Wreathed", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2014-04"
7400	energized dry shaking Gene Tonic: Mer-kin	0		Effect: "Fitter, Happier", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2014-04"
7401	altered Gene Tonic: Slime	0		Effect: "Spring Training", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2014-04"
7402	non-polymerized quadruple-ionized Gene Tonic: Penguin	0		Effect: "Okee-Dokee, Smokee", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2014-04"
7403	non-pressed mirror Gene Tonic: Elemental	0		Effect: "Sticky Hands", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2014-04"
7404	altered pressed wobbly Gene Tonic: Constellation	0		Effect: "Fangs and Pangs", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2014-04"
7405	quantum corrupted Gene Tonic: Hobo	0		Effect: "Towering Strength", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2014-04"
7406	purple Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#1)	0		
7407	Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#2)	0		
7408	teal Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#3)	0		
7409	Steam Card: Space Trip (#1)	0		
7410	Steam Card: Space Trip (#2)	0		
7411	Steam Card: Space Trip (#3)	0		
7412	teal Steam Card: Meteoid (#1)	0		
7413	blue Steam Card: Meteoid (#2)	0		
7414	Steam Card: Meteoid (#3)	0		
7415	huge Steam Card: DemonStar (#1)	0		
7416	Steam Card: DemonStar (#2)	0		
7417	shaking Steam Card: DemonStar (#3)	0		
7418	Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#1)	0		
7419	blurry Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#2)	0		
7420	Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#3)	0		
7421	pencil thin mushroom	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7422	pulsating Paradaisical Cheeseburger recipe	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7423	salty sailor salt	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7424	bike rental broupon	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7425	lime green blurry Taco Dan's Taco Stand Cocktail Sauce Bottle	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7426	bouncing sprinkle shaker	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7427	modified tumbling sleight-of-hand mushroom	0		Effect: "Night Vision", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2014-05"
7428	green jittery Taco Dan's Taco Stand's Taco Receipt	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7429	Beach Buck	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7430	quantum double-magnetized enhanced blurry Fun-Guy spore	0		Effect: "Demonic Flavor", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2014-05"
7431	colloidal vacuum-sealed diffused Boletus Broletus mushroom	0		Effect: "Sensation", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2014-05"
7432	tarnished Omphalotus Omphaloskepsis mushroom	0		Effect: "Bottle in front of Me", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2014-05"
7433	polymerized diffused green Gyromitra Dynomita mushroom	0		Effect: "Browbeaten", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2014-05"
7434	aerosolized Helvella Haemophilia mushroom	0		Effect: "Go Get 'Em, Tiger!", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2014-05"
7435	denatured Stemonitis Staticus mushroom	0		Effect: "Ponderous Potency", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2014-05"
7436	cold-filtered spinning jittery Tremella Tarantella mushroom	0		Effect: "A Few Extra Pounds", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2014-05"
7437	wobbly blurry Pastaco shell	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7438	decent fancy Beefy Crunch Pastaco	3	good	Effect: "Celestial Vision", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2014-05"
7439	snack-sized moldy Brain Food Pastaco	2	crappy	Last Available: "2014-05"
7440	rotten half-sized Cool Brunch Pastaco	2	crappy	Last Available: "2014-05"
7441	moldy fancy Medical Pastaco	3	crappy	Effect: "Memory of Attractiveness", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2014-05"
7442	spoiled Energy Buzz Pastaco	4	crappy	Last Available: "2014-05"
7443	stale red Ludovico Pastaco	3	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7444	tolerable overpowering mushroom wine	4	good	Last Available: "2014-05"
7445	acceptable narrow purple complex mushroom wine	3	good	Last Available: "2014-05"
7446	mediocre smooth mushroom wine	4	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7447	weak lousy blood-red mushroom wine	2	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7448	weak acceptable buzzing mushroom wine	2	good	Last Available: "2014-05"
7449	watered-down acceptable swirling mushroom wine	2	good	Last Available: "2014-05"
7450	bite-sized flavorless Taco Dan's Basic Taco Dan Taco	1	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7451	moldy Taco Dan's Taco Fish Fish Taco	4	crappy	Last Available: "2014-05"
7452	Taco Dan's Super Taco-Riffic Taco Sauce!	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7453	strong bad regular-size brogurt	5	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7454	irresponsibly strong bad super-size brogurt	7	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7455	bad broberry brogurt	3	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7456	lousy brocolate brogurt	3	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7457	mediocre practically non-alcoholic French bronilla brogurt	1	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7458	squat History's Most Offensive Jokes, Vol. IX	0		Skill: "Unoffendable", Last Available: "2014-05"
7459	twirling Now You're Cooking With Grease	0		Skill: "Grease Up", Last Available: "2014-05"
7460	spinning Sloppy Seconds Diner Employee Handbook	0		Skill: "Sloppy Secrets", Last Available: "2014-05"
7461	fuchsia twirling industrial strength anti-fungal spray	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7462	skewed Brogre brorts of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xGhuol, cap 25", Last Available: "2014-05"
7463	squat Jack Frost's Brogre brolo shirt	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2014-05"
7464	blue sage Brogre bucket hat	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr, cap 14", Last Available: "2014-05"
7465	shaking Spring Break Beach tattoo coupon	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7466	maroon airplane charter: Spring Break Beach	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-05"
7467	pulsating one-day ticket to Spring Break Beach	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7468	prompt Fonzie's 8-billed baseball cap of the scaredy-cat	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Monster Level: -15, Adventures: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr, cap 12", Last Available: "2014-05"
7469	stanky sizzling extremely wet T-shirt of doom	0		Hot Damage: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2014-05"
7470	flame-wreathed mansplainer's Herculean shrimp fork	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Monster Level: +15, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2014-05"
7471	alkaline triple-modified lime green BROS Energy Drink	0		Effect: "Filled with Magic", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2014-05"
7472	modified go-go potion	0		Effect: "Good Karma", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2014-05"
7473	extra-aerosolized ghostly teal shrimp cocktail	0		Effect: "Ass Over Teakettle", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2014-05"
7474	magnetized blurry Yolo&trade; chocolates	0		Effect: "Patent Prevention", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2020-09"
7475	maroon beefcake's string of moist beads	0		Muscle: +25, Last Available: "2014-05"
7476	huge Ultimate Mind Destroyer	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7477	liquefied diffused Meat-inflating powder	0		Effect: "Superhuman Sarcasm", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2014-05"
7478	possessed sugar cube	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7479	diffused bouncing sugar fairy	0		Effect: "Cranberry Cordiality", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2014-05"
7480	deionized sugar bunny	0		Effect: "Influence of Sphere", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2014-05"
7481	sweet tooth	0		Last Available: "2014-05", Wiki Name: "sweet tooth"
7482	tolerable weak Rompedores de Fantasmas	2	good	
7483	lousy triple-distilled wobbly La Fantasma y La Oscuridad	8	decent	
7484	bad distilled upside-down Fantasma en la M&aacute;quina	5	decent	
7485	tumbling loosening powder	0		
7486	castoreum	0		
7487	drain dissolver	0		
7488	triple-distilled turpentine	0		
7489	purple detartrated anhydrous sublicalc	0		
7490	pulsating triatomaceous dust	0		
7491	artisanal bottle of Chateau de Vinegar	4	EPIC	
7492	blasting soda	0		
7493	unstable fulminate	0		
7494	wine bomb	0		
7495	recipe: mortar-dissolving solution	0		
7496	bottled day	0		
7497	olive ghost formula	0		
7498	olive Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette	0		
7499	tarnished unsweetened bouncing Hot 'n' Scarys	0		Effect: "Dreadful Fear", Effect Duration: 19
7500	map	0		
7501		0		
7502	nitrogenated Vulcanized spinning Texas tea	0		Effect: "Inebriate Pride", Effect Duration: 26
7503	coward's dark hamethyst ring	0		Monster Level: -20
7504	blinking resourceful dark baconstone ring	0		Maximum MP: +50
7505	stiffened dark porquoise ring	0		Damage Reduction: 1
7506	wobbly supercool book of Gandalf	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +20
7507	ghostly cloak of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25
7508	label	0		
7509	decent gigantic Mornington crescent roll	8	good	
7510	wet triple-chilled eye shadow	0		Effect: "Mushroom Moxiousness", Effect Duration: 21
7511	olive crumbling wheel	0		
7512	unsweetened extra-aerosolized upside-down poppy	0		Effect: "Goldentongue", Effect Duration: 24
7513	opium grenade	0		
7514	green arcane researcher's duonoculars of the bloodbag	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Maximum HP: +100, Single Equip
7515	plastic rock	0		
7516	squat witch's spare house key	0		
7517	wholesome steel-toed spider leg	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Maximum HP Percent: +10
7518	wand of pigification	0		
7519	aged blinking glass of bourbon	4	awesome	
7520	burned government manual fragment	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7521	flavorless government cheese	3	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7522	boxer's pair of government shades	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-05"
7523	space junk	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7524	nitrogenated modified chilled wobbly government	0		Effect: "Coming Up Roses", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2014-05"
7525	extra-corrupted irradiated huge alien drugs	0		Effect: "In Tuna", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2023-09"
7526	weird space book	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7527	alien force field disruptor bean	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7528	flame-wreathed beefcake's government-issued night-vision goggles	0		Muscle: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-05"
7529	spoiled loaf of alien bread	4	crappy	Last Available: "2014-05"
7530	stale grilled cheese sandwich	4	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7531	dehydrated gray alien protein powder	1	awesome	Effect: "Twenty-three Squid, Ew", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2014-05"
7532	acceptable triple-distilled rocket fuel	6	good	Last Available: "2014-05"
7533	pulsating alien source code printout	0		Skill: "Alien Source Code", Last Available: "2014-05"
7534	bouncing twirling alien source code printout (used)	0		Skill: "Alien Source Code", Last Available: "2014-05"
7535	bad teal stealth bomber	4	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7536	shaking space beast fur	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7537	twitching space egg	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7538	yellow ramekin of space nuts	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2014-05"
7539	space beast fur hat of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley", Last Available: "2014-05"
7540	Newton's space beast fur pants	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley", Last Available: "2014-05"
7541	jittery space beast fur whip of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2014-05"
7542	space invader	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7543	blurry twirling prompt thinker's space heater	0		Mysticality: +10, Adventures: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heat Space", Last Available: "2014-05"
7544	space bar	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7545	drinkable space port	4	good	Last Available: "2014-05"
7546	clever arcane researcher's space needle	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Maximum MP: +20, Last Available: "2014-05"
7547	improved altered unsweetened spinning green blinking buffed alien drugs	0		Effect: "Cold, Dead Hands", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2014-05"
7548	hot ashes	0		Last Available: "2014-06"
7549	flattened irradiated ash soda	0		Effect: "Gyromitra Gymnastics", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2014-06"
7550	boiled liquid smoke	0		Effect: "Memory of Attractiveness", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2014-06"
7551	moist teal dollop of barbecue sauce	0		Effect: "Frozen Shoulders", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2014-06"
7552	pressed bowl of marinade	0		Effect: "Extra Terrestrial", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2014-06"
7553	shaker of dry rub	0		Last Available: "2014-06"
7554	liquefied blue pulsating bottle of lighter fluid	0		Effect: "Object Detection", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2014-06"
7555	blurry page	0		
7556	elephant gift	0		
7557	quadruple-dry blood cells	0		Effect: "The Solution", Effect Duration: 12
7558	fortified perfectly mixed wine	5	EPIC	
7559	anodized narrow gummi turtle	0		Effect: "Cookie Backup", Effect Duration: 44
7560	turtle-shaped rock	0		
7561	extra-improved alkaline squat giraffe-necked turtle	0		Effect: "Leash of Linguini", Effect Duration: 68
7562	energized musk turtle	0		Effect: "Innately Wise", Effect Duration: 42
7563	magnetized nitrogenated ghostly programmable turtle	0		Effect: "Danish Cunning", Effect Duration: 23
7564	polarized narrow mocking turtle	0		Effect: "Beastly Flavor", Effect Duration: 34
7565	normal ham steak	3	good	
7566	blinking pulsating Da Vinci's time-twitching toolbelt	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Single Equip, Free Pull
7567	Chroner	0		
7568	savvy cool Time Lord Badge of Honor of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Moxie: +5, Mysticality Percent: +20
7569	wool gravedigger's experienced Time Bandit Badge of Courage	0		Experience: +2, Spooky Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +1
7570	dry Friendliness Beverage	0		Effect: "Cotton Mouthed", Effect Duration: 66
7571	coward's shellacked silent pea shooter	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Monster Level: -20
7572	toothsome snack-sized D roll	2	awesome	
7573	Annie Oakley's kiwi beak of Leguizamo	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Monster Level: +20
7574	irresponsibly strong lousy fuchsia New Zealand iced tea	10	decent	
7575	bouncing blinking Jeselnik's droll monocle of the boozehound	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Booze Drop: +100, Single Equip
7576	quadruple-frozen future drug: Muscularactum	0		Effect: "PERL of Great Price", Effect Duration: 23
7577	enhanced adjusted alkaline tumbling future drug: Smartinex	0		Effect: "Seal Clubbing Frenzy", Effect Duration: 36
7578	extra-alkaline blue future drug: Coolscaline	0		Effect: "Innately Strong", Effect Duration: 40
7579	twitching time capsule	0		
7580	altered spinning liquid shifting time weirdness	1		Effect: "Going Ape", Effect Duration: 40
7581	blue shifting time weirdness	0		Adventures: +4, PvP Fights: +4
7582	normal rack of dinosaur ribs	4	good	
7583	drinkable upside-down scotch on the rocks	3	good	
7584	hardened yabba dabba doo rag of the cheetah	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Initiative: +60, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 27"
7585	skewed avaricious dance instructor's wooly loincloth	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Meat Drop: +30, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 27"
7586	huge helix fossil	0		
7587	S.S. Ticket	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7588	Clan speakeasy	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-07"
7589	triple-distilled acceptable glass of &quot;milk&quot;	9	good	Last Available: "2014-07"
7590	acceptable shaking olive cup of &quot;tea&quot;	4	good	Last Available: "2014-07"
7591	watered-down acceptable thermos of &quot;whiskey&quot;	2	good	Last Available: "2014-07"
7592	weak perfectly mixed Lucky Lindy	2	super ultra EPIC	Last Available: "2014-07"
7593	smooth Bee's Knees	4	awesome	Last Available: "2014-07"
7594	practically non-alcoholic hand-crafted Sockdollager	1	super EPIC	Last Available: "2014-07"
7595	aged skewed Ish Kabibble	3	awesome	Last Available: "2014-07"
7596	bad Hot Socks	4	decent	Last Available: "2014-07"
7597	smooth Phonus Balonus	4	awesome	Last Available: "2014-07"
7598	weak tolerable Flivver	2	good	Last Available: "2014-07"
7599	acceptable weak special wobbly Sloppy Jalopy	2	good	Effect: "Hyperoffended", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2014-07"
7600	enhanced dry flame	0		Effect: "Memory of Attractiveness", Effect Duration: 23
7601	Vulcanized temporary yak tattoo	0		Effect: "Slimy Flavor", Effect Duration: 49
7602	concentrated triple-aerosolized Fitspiration&trade; poster	0		Effect: "Fishy", Effect Duration: 46
7603	wet neckbeard	0		Effect: "Bilious Brains", Effect Duration: 21
7604	nitrogenated electrified artisanal hand-squeezed wheatgrass juice	0		Effect: "20-20 Second Sight", Effect Duration: 40
7605	dry punk patch	0		Effect: "The Halls of Moxiousness", Effect Duration: 24
7606	Vulcanized quadruple-oxidized fuchsia steampunk potion	0		Effect: "Frozen Hands", Effect Duration: 15
7607	dry improved jittery vial of swamp vapors	0		Effect: "Hyphemariffic", Effect Duration: 36
7608	triple-polymerized blurry turtle mud	0		Effect: "Flower Power", Effect Duration: 61
7609	activated magnetized Redeye&trade; Eyedrops	0		Effect: "Adrenaline Rush", Effect Duration: 27
7610	corrupted cold-filtered Dweebisol&trade; inhaler	0		Effect: "Like a Fish to Walter", Effect Duration: 53
7611	concentrated electrified ghostly olive Lewd Lemmy Hair Oil	0		Effect: "Elemental Flavor", Effect Duration: 69
7612	aerosolized tomato soup poster	0		Effect: "Thunderspell", Effect Duration: 55
7613	moist concentrated bubblin' chemistry solution	0		Effect: "Red Door Syndrome", Effect Duration: 66
7614	adjusted voodoo glowskull	0		Effect: "Retrograde Relaxation", Effect Duration: 40
7615	ionized triple-wet warmed pygmy adder oil	0		Effect: "Loco Motives", Effect Duration: 38
7616	anodized quantum mirror pygmy witchhazel	0		Effect: "Weird Flavor", Effect Duration: 42
7617	dry wet short deposition	0		Effect: "A Taste of Rainbow", Effect Duration: 43
7618	aerosolized warmed red huge huge straw pole	0		Effect: "Rainbow Bright", Effect Duration: 52
7619	double-warmed copperhead potion	0		Effect: "Don't Rest Ye, Bold Adventurer", Effect Duration: 67
7620	super-concentrated cold-filtered blurry ninja fear powder	0		Effect: "The Moxie of LOV", Effect Duration: 12
7621	improved warmed ninja eyeblack	0		Effect: "Je Ne Sais Porquoise", Effect Duration: 12
7622	alkaline button rouge	0		Effect: "Rad-ish", Effect Duration: 13
7623	vacuum-sealed colloidal Red Army camouflage kit	0		Effect: "Black Lung", Effect Duration: 29
7624	modified adjusted lynyrd skinner toothblack	0		Effect: "Seriously Mutated", Effect Duration: 40
7625	moist flask of rainwater	0		Effect: "Fustulent", Effect Duration: 12
7626	enhanced skewed oyster badge	0		Effect: "Healthy Red Glow", Effect Duration: 61
7627	triple-denatured blurry plastic Jefferson wings	0		Effect: "Mucilaginous Moxiousness", Effect Duration: 63
7628	energized purple dancing fan	0		Effect: "Twinklebritches", Effect Duration: 26
7629	moist warmed page of the Necrohobocon	0		Effect: "Amorous Avarice", Effect Duration: 30
7630	tarnished electrified ghostly magic powder	0		Effect: "Chain Chain Chains", Effect Duration: 52
7631	super-polarized non-aerosolized narrow friar's tonsure	0		Effect: "All Is Forgiven", Effect Duration: 41
7632	adjusted twirling government-issue identification badge	0		Effect: "Healthy Blue Glow", Effect Duration: 13
7633	dry altered squat alien hologram projector	0		Effect: "Low on the Hog", Effect Duration: 33
7634	dry irradiated turtle	0		Effect: "Spiky Frozen Hair", Effect Duration: 18
7635	modified cigar box turtle	0		Effect: "Jingle Jangle Jingle", Effect Duration: 47
7636	rock-hard shellacked shell of the cheetah	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Initiative: +60, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
7637	wobbly rock-hard pillow shell	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
7638	personal trainer's whatsit-covered turtle shell	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
7639	occult oil shell	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
7640	Jeselnik's Sinatra's smooth turtle shell	0		Moxie: +15, Experience (Moxie): +5, Sleaze Damage: +25, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
7641	shocked shell	0		Class: "Turtle Tamer", Damage Aura: 1
7642	shaking ingot turtle	0		
7643	duty umbrella	0		Water Level: -2
7644	narrow pool skimmer	0		
7645	life preserver	0		
7646	lightning milk	0		
7647	jittery aquaconda brain	0		
7648	thunder thigh	0		
7649	cold-filtered pulsating gourmet gourami oil	0		Effect: "Booze Goozles", Effect Duration: 14
7650	deionized warmed catfish whiskers	0		Effect: "Pill Power", Effect Duration: 60
7651	shaking freshwater fishbone	0		
7652	fishbone catcher's mitt	0		
7653	wobbly fishbone kneepads	0		Initiative: +60, Single Equip
7654	fishbone corset	0		
7655	fishbone fins	0		Single Equip
7656	fishbone facemask	0		Monster Level: -30
7657	fishbone belt	0		Critical Hit Percent: +25, Weapon Damage: +25, Single Equip
7658	fishbone bracers	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Single Equip
7659	lime green neoprene skullcap of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 16"
7660	colloidal irradiated goblin water	0		Effect: "Like a Fish to Walter", Effect Duration: 35
7661	dumb mud	0		
7662	flavorless special Sogg-Os	4	decent	Effect: "Flower Power", Effect Duration: 5
7663	huge flame-retardant curative smooth Lord Soggyraven's Slippers	0		Moxie: +15, Hot Resistance: +1, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip
7664	ionized Ancient Protector Soda	0		Effect: "Mortarfied", Effect Duration: 54
7665	ionized colloidal liquid ice	0		Effect: "No Vertigo", Effect Duration: 37
7666	tolerable Wet Russian	4	good	
7667	moldy filet of The Fish	4	crappy	
7668	Thwaitgold spider statuette	0		
7669	auspicious greasy thunder down underwear of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Item Drop: +10, Lasts Until Rollover
7670	yellow energetic famous raincoat of vim and vigor of the businessman	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Meat Drop: +50, Lasts Until Rollover
7671	teal crafty energetic occult lightning rod	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Maximum MP: +10, Lasts Until Rollover
7672	auspicious law-abiding citizen cane	0		Item Drop: +10, Single Equip
7673	perfectly mixed legitimate business on the beach	3	EPIC	
7674	skewed personal trainer's hep waders	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xVolley, cap 12"
7675	stale snack-sized jive turkey leg	2	decent	
7676	padded birdbone corset	0		Damage Absorption: +20
7677	altered adjusted triple-ionized gray mirror candy cigarette	0		Effect: "Outer Wolf&trade;", Effect Duration: 66
7678	tumbling 4-dimensional fez of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep, cap 12"
7679	throwing candy	0		
7680	Fonzie's super-absorbent tarp	0		Experience (Moxie): +1
7681	mediocre red unquiet spirits	4	decent	
7682	up-at-dawn banjo kazoo mount	0		Adventures: +5, Single Equip
7683	corrupted jittery grass	0		Effect: "Brother Smothers's Blessing", Effect Duration: 18
7684	Time Lord Participation Mug of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3
7685	flame-retardant Temple Grandin's Time Bandit Time Towel	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Hot Resistance: +1
7686	wobbly fireproof padded Caveman Dan's favorite rock of temperance	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Hot Resistance: +3, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Single Equip
7687	enhanced dog ointment	0		Effect: "Blessing of Pikachutlotal", Effect Duration: 43
7688	prompt baleful gumshoes	0		Spell Damage: +25, Adventures: +3, Single Equip
7689	yellow rock-hard flapper floppers of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Damage Reduction: 5, Single Equip
7690	rock-hard extremely unsafe sneakeasies	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Damage Reduction: 5, Single Equip
7691	skewed careful plastic nunchaku of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Monster Level: -10, Last Available: "2014-08"
7692	auspicious knitted Oprah's hand whip	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Cold Resistance: +3, Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2014-08"
7693	sizzling Lo Pan's glow-in-the-dark necklace of the cheetah	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Hot Damage: +10, Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2014-08"
7694	pulsating Groll doll	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-08", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.6
7695	tumbling ribald electrified shellacked cap gun	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Sleaze Damage: +10, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang!", Last Available: "2014-08"
7696	careful cassette player of the glutton	0		Monster Level: -10, Food Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-08"
7697	chewable paper	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-08"
7698	pulsating rubber spider	0		Last Available: "2014-08"
7699	&quot;KICK ME&quot; sign	0		Last Available: "2014-08"
7700	boiled wobbly confiscated comic book	0		Effect: "Super Skill", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2014-08"
7701	adjusted corrupted confiscated cell phone	0		Effect: "Radium Radicality", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2014-08"
7702	pickled denatured upside-down confiscated love note	0		Effect: "Tiki Temerity", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2014-08"
7703	huge LCD game: Food Eater	0		Last Available: "2014-08"
7704	LCD game: Garbage River	0		Last Available: "2014-08"
7705	LCD game: Burger Belt	0		Last Available: "2014-08"
7706	The Confiscator's Grimoire	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-08", Skill: "Summon Confiscated Things"
7707	deionized nitrogenated rubber nubbin	0		Effect: "Fishily Speeding", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2014-08"
7708	yellow stanky arcane researcher's rubber cape	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2014-08"
7709	rosewater-soaked Herculean Thor's Pliers of Flo-Jo of the early riser	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Stench Resistance: +3, Initiative: +100, Adventures: +7, Attacks Can't Miss, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ply Reality", Last Available: "2014-09", Softcore Only: [1-path(Heavy Rains)]
7710	nitrogenated enhanced upside-down candy UFOs	0		Effect: "Hangdog", Effect Duration: 14
7711	water wings for babies of the wise owl of Calamity Jane	0		Mysticality: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +15
7712	beautiful rainbow	0		Last Available: "2014-11", Skill: "Belch The Rainbow"
7713	yummy Strix stix	4	awesome	
7714	upside-down nasty sage slick vampire pellet	0		Moxie: +10, Mysticality Percent: +10, Stench Damage: +5
7715	mediocre irresponsibly strong non-aged vinegar	10	decent	
7716	shaking skewed Jim Carey's unsanitized scalpel	0		Monster Level: +25
7717	baleful gladiator tunica	0		Spell Damage: +25
7718	studded Roman sadnals	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Single Equip
7719	beefy madius	0		Muscle: +10
7720	fuchsia avaricious radiator heater shield	0		Meat Drop: +30
7721	anodized salt wages	0		Effect: "Hobonic", Effect Duration: 40
7722	pulsating hardened centurion helmet	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, atk, cap 25"
7723	Chroner cross	0		
7724	pteruges of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, atk, cap 25"
7725	adjusted shaking Bruno's blessing of Mars	0		Effect: "Sweet Tooth", Effect Duration: 61
7726	anodized magnetized enhanced Dennis's blessing of Minerva	0		Effect: "Yet tea", Effect Duration: 66
7727	unsweetened magnetized red wobbly Burt's blessing of Bacchus	0		Effect: "Down With Chow", Effect Duration: 28
7728	irradiated galvanized activated tumbling purple blinking Freddie's blessing of Mercury	0		Effect: "All Is Forgiven", Effect Duration: 28
7729	Chroner trigger	0		
7730	mirror Xi Receiver Unit	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7731	transmission from planet Xi	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7732	Black Bart's Booty	0		Skill: "Pirate Bellow"
7733	Xiblaxian circuitry	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7734	tumbling Xiblaxian polymer	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7735	Xiblaxian alloy	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7736	Xiblaxian crystal	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7737	Xiblaxian holo-wrist-puter simcode	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7738	Xiblaxian cache locator simcode	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7739	Xiblaxian holo-training simcode	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7740	bouncing Xiblaxian direct marketing simcode	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7741	Xiblaxian holo-buddy simcode	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7742	jittery Xiblaxian encrypted political prisoner	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7743	Xiblaxian holo-schematic: stealth cowl	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7744	Xiblaxian holo-schematic: stealth trousers	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7745	huge ghostly Xiblaxian holo-schematic: stealth vest	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7746	Xiblaxian holo-schematic: ultraburrito	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7747	Xiblaxian holo-schematic: space whiskey	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7748	Xiblaxian holo-schematic: residence cube	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7749	Xiblaxian holo-schematic: xeno-goggles	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7750	Xiblaxian 5D printer	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7751	Xiblaxian holo-bowtie	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2014-09"
7752	personal trainer's Xiblaxian xeno-detection goggles	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-09"
7753	wobbly cyan baleful experienced Xiblaxian stealth cowl	0		Experience: +2, Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2014-09"
7754	skewed Xiblaxian stealth trousers of Gandalf of extreme caution	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Monster Level: -25, Last Available: "2014-09"
7755	lard-coated Xiblaxian stealth vest of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2014-09"
7756	stale immense Xiblaxian ultraburrito	8	decent	Last Available: "2014-09"
7757	hand-crafted Xiblaxian space-whiskey	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-09"
7758	narrow Xiblaxian residence-cube	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7759	cold-filtered anodized They liver	0		Effect: "Nutrient-Rich", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2014-09"
7760	yummy big They liver popsicle	5	awesome	Last Available: "2014-09"
7761	pulsating holo-tank	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7762	holo-bomber	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7763	holo-platoon	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7764	pickled pulsating huge residual zeal	1		Last Available: "2014-09"
7765	twirling scandalous Xiblaxian holo-wrist-puter	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Drops Items, Last Available: "2014-09"
7766	blinking skewed greedy MacGyver's boxer's defective Golden Mr. Accessory	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Maximum MP: +100, Meat Drop: +20
7767	airplane charter: Conspiracy Island	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-10"
7768	one-day ticket to Conspiracy Island	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7769	Coinspiracy	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7770	twirling Samson's Personal Ventilation Unit of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Experience (Muscle): +5, Item Drop: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-10"
7771	liquefied dry ghostly squat the most dangerous bait	0		Effect: "Electrolit Up", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2014-10"
7772	bland blurry &quot;meat&quot; stick	4	decent	Last Available: "2014-10"
7773	pickled transdermal smoke patch	1	decent	Effect: "Puddingface", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2014-10"
7774	narrow specialty ammo bandolier	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7775	toasty pair of plants of wisdom of the blizzard	0		Mysticality: +15, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Hot Damage: +5, Last Available: "2014-10"
7776	clever cool Sasq&trade; watch of the bloodbag	0		Moxie: +5, Maximum HP: +100, Maximum MP: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-10", Nonstackable Watch, Rollover Effect Duration: 30
7777	cyan crafty smoker's cloak of wisdom of horror	0		Mysticality: +15, Maximum MP: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2014-10"
7778	camouflage T-shirt of the pedagogue of James Dean of Gandalf of the sweet-tooth	0		Experience: +3, Experience (Moxie): +3, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2014-10"
7779	quantum experimental serum G-9	0		Effect: "All Branned Up", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2014-10"
7780	MacGyver's hardened heavy-duty clipboard of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Damage Reduction: 3, Maximum MP: +100, Last Available: "2014-10"
7781	tumbling manspreader's Sinatra's Herculean sage battery-powered drill	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Experience (Muscle): +1, Experience (Moxie): +5, Monster Level: +10, Last Available: "2014-10"
7782	small adequate limp broccoli	2	good	Last Available: "2014-10"
7783	prompt greasy razor-sharp hat	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Adventures: +3, Familiar Effect: "2xFairy, 0.5xPotato, cap 31", Last Available: "2014-10"
7784	double-adjusted energized skewed purple monkey barf	0		Effect: "Walberg's Dim Bulb", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2014-10"
7785	non-nitrogenated polarized candy	0		Effect: "Well-preserved", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2014-10"
7786	steel-toed educational jangly bracelet of the detective	0		Experience: +1, Damage Reduction: 9, Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2014-10"
7787	tumbling rock-hard cuddly teddy bear	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Overload Teddy Bear", Last Available: "2014-10"
7788	ice-cold Cloaca Zero	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7789	fireproof gravedigger's first-aid pouch	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2014-10"
7790	khaki duffel bag	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7791	pickled galvanized airborne mutagen	0		Effect: "Jammin'", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2014-10"
7792	SHAWARMA Initiative Keycard	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7793	bottle-opener keycard	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7794	upside-down Armory keycard	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7795	adequate jumbo initiative shawarma	5	good	Last Available: "2014-10"
7796	spoiled warm war shawarma	3	crappy	Last Available: "2014-10"
7797	super-sized yummy karma shawarma	5	awesome	Last Available: "2014-10"
7798	artisanal watered-down Jungle Juice	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-10"
7799	bad Amnesiac Ale	3	decent	Last Available: "2014-10"
7800	acceptable Highest Bitter	4	good	Last Available: "2014-10"
7801	wobbly veiny mercenary pistol of the glutton	0		Maximum HP: +10, Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2014-10"
7802	aromatic electrified mercenary rifle	0		Stench Resistance: +1, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2014-10"
7803	Merc Core Field Manual: Sanity Maintenance	0		Skill: "Hypersane", Last Available: "2014-10"
7804	Merc Core Field Manual: Intimidation Techniques	0		Skill: "Intimidating Mien", Last Available: "2014-10"
7805	Merc Core challenge coin	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7806	Merc Core deployment orders	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7807	TI-9000 calculator	0		
7808	upside-down unused soap	0		
7809	impure gasoline	0		
7810	Z-Bone steak	0		
7811	viral DNA	0		
7812	tarnished bottlecap	0		
7813	rotten seared dino steak	3	crappy	
7814	weak fancy tolerable bottle of drinkin' gas	2	good	Effect: "Sepia Tan", Effect Duration: 20
7815	handful of napalm	0		
7816	dove DNA	0		
7817	blue gelatinous meat mass	0		
7818	wobbly 99.44% pure math	0		
7819	simple AI	0		
7820	corrupted bird DNA	0		
7821	sentient meat mass	0		
7822	jittery bouncing zombie dinosaur egg	0		
7823	fuchsia squat spinning french-fry grabber	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7824	chaotic smartaleck's strapping iShield	0		Muscle: +5, Moxie Percent: +30, Spell Critical Percent: +10
7825	lard-coated Jack Frost's MacGyver's earbuds	0		Maximum MP: +100, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
7826	red electrified baleful iFlail of bravery	0		Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +5, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
7827	yummy unidentifiable dried fruit	4	awesome	
7828	acceptable weak flat cider	2	good	
7829	zippy coward's crafty trench lighter	0		Maximum MP: +10, Monster Level: -20, Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2014-10"
7830	flattened experimental serum P-00	0		Effect: "Barking Mad", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2014-10"
7831	military-grade fingernail clippers	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7832	ghostly teal encrypted micro-cassette recorder	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7833	jittery gore bucket	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7834	pack of smokes	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7835	ghostly ESP suppression collar	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7836	GPS-tracking wristwatch	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7837	blinking Project T. L. B.	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7838	Agent Mauve	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7839	wobbly special clip: tracers	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7840	special clip: wailers	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7841	special clip: squelchers	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7842	special clip: splatterers	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7843	special clip: boneburners	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7844	special clip: graveburpers	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7845	dry non-denatured skewed twirling blurry teal perl necklace	0		Effect: "Mucilaginous Moxiousness", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2014-12"
7846	anodized teal twirling Fudge Fiber Armor Plating	0		Effect: "White-boy Angst", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2014-12"
7847	altered dry enhanced purple ruby on canes	0		Effect: "Void Between the Stars", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2014-12"
7848	jumbo bland petit fortran	5	decent	Last Available: "2014-12"
7849	bland enchanted squat java cookie	3	decent	Effect: "Eyes Wide Propped", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2014-12"
7850	tiny rotten cookie cookie	1	crappy	Last Available: "2014-12"
7851	chaotic plastic exo-suited miner	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Last Available: "2014-12"
7852	nippy plastic semi-autonomous drill unit	0		Cold Damage: +10, Last Available: "2014-12"
7853	Newton's plastic ambulatory robo-minecart	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Last Available: "2014-12"
7854	Rosewater's plastic Crimbot	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Last Available: "2014-12"
7855	plastic Crimbomega of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2014-12"
7856	triple-pickled flask of mining oil	0		Effect: "Leo Rising", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2014-12"
7857	radiation-resistant helmet of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 12", Last Available: "2014-12"
7858	sage servo-assisted exo-pants	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xPotato, cap 12", Last Available: "2014-12"
7859	maroon extremely unsafe high-energy mining laser of the blizzard	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2014-12"
7860	mirror blurry peppermint tailings	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7861	nugget of Crimbonium	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7862	cylindrical mold	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7863	Crimbonium fuel rod	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7864	Petite Paintbrush	0		Adventures: +1
7865	Crimbot schematic: Gun Face	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7866	Crimbot schematic: Big Head	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7867	Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7868	Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7869	Crimbot schematic: Crab Core	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7870	squat Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7871	spinning Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7872	Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7873	Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7874	Crimbot schematic: Refrigerator Chassis	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7875	Crimbot schematic: Bug Zapper	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7876	Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7877	Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7878	Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7879	bouncing Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7880	Crimbot schematic: Swiss Arm	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7881	Crimbot schematic: Data Analyzer	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7882	tumbling Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7883	blurry Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7884	Crimbot schematic: Camera Claw	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7885	jittery Crimbot schematic: Power Arm	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7886	Crimbot schematic: Wrecking Ball	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7887	Crimbot schematic: Ribbon Manipulator	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7888	spinning Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7889	shaking Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7890	Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7891	Crimbot schematic: Snow Blower	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7892	blinking Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7893	mirror teal Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7894	shaking Crimbot schematic: Lamp Filler	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7895	wobbly shaking Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7896	green Crimbot schematic: Tripod Legs	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7897	narrow Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7898	Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7899	green Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7900	Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7901	Crimbot schematic: Hoverjack	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7902	Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7903	Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7904	Crimbot schematic: Rocket Skirt	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7905	wobbly recovered elf magazine	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7906	pulsating recovered elf toothbrush	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7907	red tumbling recovered elf sleeping pills	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7908	skewed recovered elf underpants	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7909	wobbly recovered elf wallet	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7910	recovered elf pocketwatch	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7911	recovered elf photo album	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7912	recovered elf smartphone	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7913	huge therapeutic slick Size XI Wizard's Robe of Flo-Jo	0		Moxie: +10, Initiative: +100, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2014-09"
7914	triple-polymerized Bit O' Quail Spleen	0		Effect: "Pumped Up", Effect Duration: 17
7915	Vulcanized non-polymerized wet wobbly Take Eleven Bar	0		Effect: "Dances with Tweedles", Effect Duration: 56
7916	mimeplasm	0		
7917	tarnished wobbly BOOterfinger	0		Effect: "On the Trolley", Effect Duration: 31
7918	tarnished chilled Moonds	0		Effect: "Magically Fingered", Effect Duration: 29
7919	altered pulsating Big Punk	0		Effect: "Serendipi Tea", Effect Duration: 25
7920	bouncing fist turkey outline	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-11"
7921	turkey knuckles	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Last Available: "2014-11"
7922	drinkable watered-down purple narrow Friendly Turkey	2	good	Last Available: "2014-11"
7923	aged weak Agitated Turkey	2	awesome	Last Available: "2014-11"
7924	practically non-alcoholic artisanal bouncing Ambitious Turkey	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-11"
7925	normal enchanted neutron lollipop	4	good	Effect: "Blessing of the Frozen Tortellini", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2014-12"
7926	acceptable watered-down gamma nog	2	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7934	sneaky wrapping paper	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7935	Thwaitgold nit statuette	0		
7936	tumbling picky tweezers	0		Last Available: "2015-02"
7937	Crimbo Credit	0		
7938	mixed squat skewed single atom	1	decent	Last Available: "2015-02"
7939	tumbling Time Cape	0		Last Available: "2014-11"
7940	Time Cloak	0		Last Available: "2014-11"
7941	sleeve deuce	0		
7942	jittery red pocket ace	0		
7943	nastygeist	0		
7944	tooth	0		
7945	blinking table	0		
7946	tumbling smelly Annie Oakley's cool outlaw bandana	0		Moxie: +5, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +10
7947	smooth high-proof gray blinking whiskey in a broken glass	8	awesome	
7948	special lousy shot of mescal	3	decent	Effect: "Voracious Gorging", Effect Duration: 25
7949	lousy watered-down glass of herbal tequila	2	decent	
7950	mirror minin' dynamite	0		
7951	shaking coward's plaid cowboy hat of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Monster Level: -20, Familiar Effect: "2xLep, 1xBarrr, cap 25"
7952	lasso	0		
7953	steel-toed wicked rusted-out shootin' iron of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Spell Damage: +5, Damage Reduction: 9
7954	jittery rattler rattle	0		
7955	maroon bag of money	0		
7956	gray Crimbo sapling	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-12"
7957	even more tinsel	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7958	box of Crimbo decorations	0		
7959	pulsating letter to Ed the Undying	0		
7960	twirling copy of a jerk adventurer's father's diary	0		
7961	nippy mansplainer's sinister Staff of Ed of chilblains	0		Spell Damage: +10, Monster Level: +15, Cold Damage: 35
7962	Eye of Ed	0		
7963	amulet	0		
7964	shellacked Staff of Fats	0		Damage Reduction: 7
7965	Holy MacGuffin	0		
7966	squat bouncing Ka coin	0		
7967	spinning family-friendly World's Best Adventurer sash	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1
7968	topiary nugglet	0		
7969	gray twirling beehive	0		
7970	boning knife	0		
7971	Aggressive Carrot	0		Free Pull
7972	twisted blinking mummified fig	1	good	Effect: "Worth Your Salt", Effect Duration: 30
7973	dehydrated mummified loaf of bread	1	good	
7974	modified ghostly mummified beef haunch	1	decent	
7975	shaking linen bandages	0		
7976	lime green narrow blurry skewed cotton bandages	0		
7977	silk bandages	0		
7978	holy spring water	0		
7979	teal spirit beer	0		
7980	blue sacramental wine	0		
7981	squat talisman of Thoth	0		
7982	cure-all	0		
7983	aromatic Sister Accessory	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Item Drop: +5, Softcore Only
7984	double-frozen ghostly Boosty Juice	0		Effect: "Dance Interpreter", Effect Duration: 52
7985	ghostly skewed horrifying parachute of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Spooky Damage: +25, Last Available: "2015-12"
7986	narrow grievous pad of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2015-12"
7987	Temple Grandin's hale peeler	0		Maximum HP: +20, Familiar Weight: +7, Last Available: "2015-12"
7988	maroon ribald rosy-cheeked pettipants	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Sleaze Damage: +10, Last Available: "2015-12"
7989	rosy-cheeked panama hat of courage	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2015-12"
7990	bouncing auspicious nasty pulsera	0		Stench Damage: +5, Item Drop: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-12"
7991	foul-smelling Samson's police baton	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Stench Damage: +10, Last Available: "2015-12"
7992	rosy-cheeked wicked Sinatra's Da Vinci's plus-fours of the pedagogue of Flo-Jo	0		Experience: +3, Experience (Mysticality): +5, Experience (Moxie): +5, Spell Damage: +5, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2015-12"
7993	blurry energetic Socratic porkpie	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2015-12"
7994	censurious pepper mill of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2015-12"
7995	avaricious pelerine of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2015-12"
7996	shellacked phantom mask of doom	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-12"
7997	dried polyesterene powder	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
7998	distilled powder	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
7999	pickled choco-Crimbot	0		Effect: "Squatting and Thrusting", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2014-12"
8000	quadruple-adjusted pickled blinking ghostly smart watch	0		Effect: "Wreathed in Smoke", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2014-12"
8001	super-energized quantum red tumbling augmented-reality shades	0		Effect: "Moon-Eyed", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2014-12"
8002	Sherlock's toy Crimbot mega face	0		Item Drop: +25, Crimbot Outfit Power: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "LIGHT", Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cap 12", Last Available: "2014-12"
8003	wobbly personal trainer's toy Crimbot power glove	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Crimbot Outfit Power: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "ZAP", Last Available: "2014-12"
8004	studded toy Crimbot super fist	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Crimbot Outfit Power: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "POW", Last Available: "2014-12"
8005	rosewater-soaked toy Crimbot rocket legs	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Crimbot Outfit Power: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BURN", Last Available: "2014-12"
8006	frozen enhanced maroon Crimbot battery	0		Effect: "Pride of the Vampire", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2014-12"
8007	blurry Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping	0		Skill: "Rapid Prototyping", Last Available: "2014-12"
8008	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision	0		Skill: "Mathematical Precision", Last Available: "2014-12"
8009	Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency	0		Skill: "Ruthless Efficiency", Last Available: "2014-12"
8010	Mini-Crimbot crate	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
8011	red heavy-duty Crimbot aerial	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2014-12"
8012	frosty brainy Crimbomega drive chain of the blizzard	0		Mysticality: +5, Cold Spell Damage: 35, Crimbot Outfit Power: +1, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "LUBE", Last Available: "2014-12"
8013	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty)	0		Skill: "Rapid Prototyping", Last Available: "2014-12"
8014	huge Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty)	0		Skill: "Mathematical Precision", Last Available: "2014-12"
8015	Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty)	0		Skill: "Ruthless Efficiency", Last Available: "2014-12"
8016	anodized fitness wristband	0		Effect: "Don't Step to Your Stepmother", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2014-12"
8017	warmed aerosolized flask of tainted mining oil	0		Effect: "Yeah, It's Just Gasoline", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2014-12"
8018	pressed unsweetened enhanced gray and rain stick	0		Effect: "Total Protonic Reversal", Effect Duration: 17
8019	fuchsia Chateau Mantegna room key	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-01"
8020	miniature normal spinning Choco-Mint patty	2	good	Last Available: "2015-01"
8021	acceptable hot mint schnocolate	3	good	Last Available: "2015-01"
8022	diluted gray homeopathic mint tea	1	decent	Last Available: "2015-01"
8023	jittery muscle stimulator	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8024	foreign language tapes	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8025	bowl of potpourri	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8026	ceiling fan	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8027	antler chandelier	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8028	squat artificial skylight	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8029	Swiss piggy bank	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8030	maroon ghostly continental juice bar	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8031	squat twirling stationery set	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8032	mirror calligraphy pen	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-01"
8033	alpine watercolor set	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8034	ghostly twirling rosy-cheeked stylish tope&eacute;	0		Moxie: +25, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, cap 12"
8035	topiary tights of Tarzan of the detective	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Item Drop: +20
8036	spinning topiary necktie of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5
8037	miniature decent bowl of topioca	2	good	
8038	topiary skunk	0		
8039	topiary noseplugs	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8040	huge trusty whip	0		
8041	crumbling skull	0		
8042	rock	0		
8043	pot of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8044	slick spelunking fedora	0		Moxie: +10
8045	executive sturdy machete	0		Meat Drop: +40
8046	shotgun of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100
8047	boomerang of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100
8049	scandalous mining helmet	0		Sleaze Damage: +5
8050	Herculean X-ray goggles	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Luck: +5
8051	supercharged cape	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30
8052	pulsating knitted jetpack	0		Cold Resistance: +3
8053	wobbly olive spring boots	0		
8054	bouncing spiked boots	0		
8055	pickaxe of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50
8056	torch	0		
8057	hale [spelunking test kit] of Gandalf	0		Maximum HP: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +20
8058	plasma rifle of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3
8059	narrow squat Bananubis's Staff	0		Luck: -6
8060	The Joke Book of the Dead of James Dean of the glutton	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Food Drop: +100, Luck: -6
8061	The Clown Crown	0		Luck: -6
8062	coffee cup	0		Luck: -2
8063	Tales of Spelunking	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8064	monkey statuette	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-12"
8065	banana	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8066	modified	1	crappy	Last Available: "2015-12"
8067	nuggets	0		
8068	Professor of Spelunkology	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-12"
8069	Stembridge sidearm	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8070	warehouse map page	0		
8071	warehouse inventory page	0		
8072	janitor sponge	0		
8073	mirror Spelunker of Fortune	0		Skill: "Speluck", Last Available: "2015-12"
8074	blurry rosewater-soaked gravedigger's beefcake's Spelunker's fedora	0		Muscle: +25, Spooky Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2015-12"
8075	MacGyver's healthy dance instructor's Spelunker's whip	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Maximum MP: +100, Last Available: "2015-12"
8076	lard-coated Newton's Spelunker's khakis of courage	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2015-12"
8077	bouncing Spelunker's Guild prize sack	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8084	LOLmec statuette	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8085	Spelunker of Fortune (used)	0		Skill: "Speluck"
8086	still-beating spleen	0		
8087	Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette	0		
8088	jewel	0		
8089	headless sparrow	0		
8090	mangled squirrel	0		
8091	bouncing ghostly rat carcass	0		
8092	blue wicker kickers of Leguizamo of horror	0		Monster Level: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
8093	gravedigger's wicker slicker of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Spooky Damage: +10, Last Available: "2016-12"
8094	wizardly beefy wicker knickers	0		Muscle: +10, Mysticality: +25, Last Available: "2016-12"
8095	Newton's wicker ticker of vim and vigor	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
8096	mirror wicker sticker of the brute of the boozehound	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2016-12"
8097	resourceful hardened wicker clicker	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Maximum MP: +50, Last Available: "2016-12"
8098	diluted narrow wickerbits	1		Last Available: "2016-12"
8099	stanky belt of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
8100	Fonzie's badge of the boozehound	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Booze Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
8101	twirling avaricious careful bowl	0		Monster Level: -10, Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2016-12"
8102	wobbly prompt supercharged brooch	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Adventures: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
8103	smooth breeches of James Dean	0		Moxie: +15, Experience (Moxie): +3, Last Available: "2016-12"
8104	lion tamer's Annie Oakley's backpack	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Experience (familiar): +2, Last Available: "2016-12"
8105	denatured mirror bits	1		Effect: "20/20 Vision", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2016-12"
8106	skewed narrow medical-grade baleful anvil	0		Spell Damage: +25, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
8107	hardy akubra of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Maximum HP: +50, Last Available: "2017-12"
8108	avaricious careful apron	0		Monster Level: -10, Meat Drop: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
8109	huge chilly wizardly ascot	0		Mysticality: +25, Cold Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
8110	olive boxer's attache case of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: 40, Drops Items, Last Available: "2017-12"
8111	bouncing thinker's accordion of dire peril	0		Mysticality: +10, Weapon Damage: +20, Song Duration: 10, Last Available: "2017-12"
8112	compressed jittery aerosolized	1		Last Available: "2017-12"
8113	ghostly wig of dire peril of the early riser	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2017-12"
8114	avaricious winch crank of the glutton	0		Meat Drop: +30, Food Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
8115	greasy Temple Grandin's widget	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
8116	sage whisk of the cheetah	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2017-12"
8117	mirror steel-toed deadly walker	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Damage Reduction: 9, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
8118	Jeselnik's crafty waders	0		Maximum MP: +10, Sleaze Damage: +25, Last Available: "2017-12"
8119	denatured wobbly flakes	1		Last Available: "2017-12"
8120	stanky beefy gaiters	0		Muscle: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2018-12"
8121	pulsating energetic garland of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-12"
8122	friendly hardened gunnysack	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2018-12"
8123	ruddy dangerous garibaldi	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2018-12"
8124	hardy wizardly girdle	0		Mysticality: +25, Maximum HP: +50, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Disco Pudge", Last Available: "2018-12"
8125	blue stanky gloves of the businessman	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-12"
8126	twisted smithereens	1		Effect: "Smoking like a Bandit", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2018-12"
8127	Fonzie's fiberglass fetish of doom	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2018-12"
8128	MacGyver's hardened fiberglass foil	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Maximum MP: +100, Last Available: "2018-12"
8129	skewed blue horrifying fiberglass fannypack of courage	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-12"
8130	mirror family-friendly coward's fiberglass frock	0		Monster Level: -20, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2018-12"
8131	hardened Rosewater's fiberglass fingerguard	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Damage Reduction: 3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-12"
8132	fireproof supercharged fiberglass fedora	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2018-12"
8133	altered gray fiberglass fibers	1		Last Available: "2018-12"
8134	spinning bottle of lovebug pheromones	0		Free Pull
8135	shaking cyan winged yeti fur	0		
8136	talisman of Renenutet	0		
8138	blue rubber spatula of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50
8139	spoon of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50
8140	baleful crystalline reamer	0		Spell Damage: +25
8141	squat olive macroplane grater of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20
8142	bouncing bastard baster of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40
8143	sharpshooter's obsidian nutcracker	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10
8144	talisman of Seshat	0		Free Pull
8145	baleful strapping glass eye	0		Muscle: +5, Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
8146	tarnished anodized invisible potion	0		Effect: "Afternoon Insight", Effect Duration: 13
8147	time shuriken	0		
8148	upside-down stiffened grievous supercool ninjammies	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Damage Reduction: 1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 0.5xPotato, cap 25", Rollover Effect Duration: 50
8149	modified yellow skewed Glo-Pop	0		Effect: "Bright!", Effect Duration: 59
8150	quadruple-enhanced sugar sphere	0		Effect: "Berry Thorny", Effect Duration: 31
8151	tarnished Shrubble Bubble	0		Effect: "Fishy Fortification", Effect Duration: 54
8152	triple-ionized polyeaster egg	0		Effect: "Patent Avarice", Effect Duration: 34
8153	altered extra-irradiated candy dish	0		Effect: "Crocodile Tear", Effect Duration: 20
8154	warmed frozen blue Spechunky bar	0		Effect: "Impregnably Delicious", Effect Duration: 51
8155	activated talisman of Horus	0		Effect: "Liquid Courage", Effect Duration: 20
8156	check to the Meatsmith	0		
8157	Skeleton Store office key	0		
8158	purple bone with a price tag on it	0		
8159	half of a tooth	0		
8160	moist wobbly mouse skull	0		Effect: "Fudgehound", Effect Duration: 27
8161	boiled irradiated fuchsia pulsating really thick spine	0		Effect: "Tearful, Fearful", Effect Duration: 67
8162	tumbling skewed skullcap of chilblains of horror	0		Cold Damage: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley,cap 5"
8163	green greedy medical-grade three-legged pants	0		Meat Drop: +20, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cap 25"
8164	blue perfumed smooth remaindered axe	0		Moxie: +15, Stench Resistance: +5
8165	huge low-budget shield	0		
8166	resourceful cr&ecirc;epy mask of the sweet-tooth	0		Maximum MP: +50, Candy Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, cap 5"
8167	low-calorie special decent baguette	1	good	Effect: "Chalky White Pallor", Effect Duration: 25
8168	yellow glob of icing	0		
8169	enhanced triple-electrified fuchsia squat ginger snaps	0		Effect: "Pasta Oneness", Effect Duration: 36
8170	warmed squat mostly-broken sunglasses	0		Effect: "Gummibrain", Effect Duration: 56
8171	artisanal unflavored wine cooler	3	EPIC	
8172	carton of snake milk	1	decent	
8173	knitted sewer snake	0		Cold Resistance: +3
8174	rotten small blurry pigeon egg	2	crappy	
8175	gray skewed wobbly slick jaunty feather of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Moxie: +10
8176	lousy irresponsibly strong premium malt liquor	9	decent	
8177	tumbling green miser's brown paper pants of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +10
8178	purple toasty brown paper bag mask of mayonnaise	0		Hot Damage: +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
8179	flame-wreathed ring of telling skeletons what to do	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Tell a Skeleton What To Do", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Tell This Skeleton What To Do"
8180	prompt breadwand	0		Adventures: +3
8181	stylish loafers	0		Moxie: +25, Single Equip
8182	cyan Map to Kokomo	0		Free Pull, Skill: "Summon Kokomo Resort Pass"
8183	dance instructor's bread basket	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10
8184	Ed the Undying exhibit crate	0		
8185	yellow coward's supercharged The Crown of Ed the Undying	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Monster Level: -20, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1.5xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2015-03", Softcore Only: [1-path(Actually Ed the Undying)]
8186	Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic	0		
8187	blinking map to a hidden booze cache	0		
8188	mediocre twirling Cherrytastrophe wine cooler	3	decent	
8189	bad practically non-alcoholic jittery Radberry Rip wine cooler	1	decent	
8190	high-proof artisanal squat Orangemageddon wine cooler	7	EPIC	
8191	practically non-alcoholic tolerable tumbling Breakfast Blast wine cooler	1	good	
8192	triple-distilled tolerable twirling Citrus Crush wine cooler	10	good	
8193	bland jumbo plain bagel	5	decent	
8194	normal huge glob of cream cheese	10	good	
8195	delicious fancy immense loaf of soda bread	10	awesome	Effect: "Al Dente Inferno", Effect Duration: 35
8196	flavorless acceptable bagel	3	decent	
8197	yummy miniature squat standard-issue cupcake	2	awesome	
8198	huge decent ultra-deluxe cupcake	7	good	
8199	hypnotic breadcrumbs	0		
8200	stale huge popular tart	3	decent	
8201	fuchsia no-handed pie	0		
8202	activated Doc Galaktik's Vitality Serum	0		Effect: "Lemon Enlightenment", Effect Duration: 39
8203	yellow airplane charter: Dinseylandfill	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-04"
8204	one-day ticket to Dinseylandfill	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8205	FunFunds&trade;	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8206	ghostly squat vibrating brainy expensive camera	0		Mysticality: +5, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-04"
8207	sunglasses	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-04"
8208	quadruple-altered blurry How to Avoid Scams	0		Effect: "Partially Ghosted", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2015-04"
8209	ghostly filthy child leash	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2015-04"
8210	tumbling bag of gross foreign snacks	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8211	fuchsia bag of park garbage	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8212	cyan blinking grogpagne	0		Last Available: "2021-07"
8213	huge beefcake's rigging rope of the scaredy-cat	0		Muscle: +25, Monster Level: -15, Last Available: "2015-04"
8214	altered twirling nasty snuff	1	crappy	Last Available: "2015-04"
8215	Herculean sewage-clogged pistol of dire peril	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Weapon Damage: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Sewage Pistol", Last Available: "2015-04"
8216	warmed electrified diffused beard incense	0		Effect: "Sinuses For Miles", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2015-04"
8217	stiffened slick perfume-soaked bandana	0		Moxie: +10, Damage Reduction: 1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-04"
8218	toxic globule	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8219	flavorless cyan toxo	4	decent	Last Available: "2015-04"
8220	drinkable Lemonade-235	3	good	Last Available: "2015-04"
8221	twirling razor-sharp isotophat of chilblains	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Cold Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2015-04"
8222	tumbling frightening flame-wreathed Three Mile Island shorts	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2015-04"
8223	executive groovy toxic mop	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2015-04"
8224	inert sludgepuppy	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8225	twirling lead collar	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2015-04"
8226	jar of swamp honey	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8227	tumbling flame-retardant chilly educational backwoods banjo	0		Experience: +1, Cold Damage: +5, Hot Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2015-04"
8228	grody jug	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8229	therapeutic Herculean ratskin pajama pants of the dark arts	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Spell Damage Percent: +100, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2015-04", Rollover Effect Duration: 40
8230	super-electrified improved turtle voicebox	0		Effect: "Oth-Jeal-O", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2015-04"
8231	foul-smelling Jim Carey's clever fake washboard	0		Maximum MP: +20, Monster Level: +25, Stench Damage: +10, Last Available: "2015-04"
8232	spinning blinking Usain Bolt's Lo Pan's Dinsey's oculus	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Initiative: +80, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-04"
8233	greedy Dinsey's radar dish	0		Meat Drop: +20, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2015-04"
8234	hale Dinsey's pizza cutter of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Maximum HP: +20, Last Available: "2015-04"
8235	ghostly Dinsey's brain of the wise owl of extreme caution	0		Mysticality: +20, Monster Level: -25, Last Available: "2015-04"
8236	nasty deadly Dinsey's glove	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Stench Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-04"
8237	Dinsey's pants of the detective of the boozehound	0		Item Drop: +20, Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2015-04"
8238	brain preservation fluid	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8239	wobbly keycard &alpha;	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8240	keycard &beta;	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8241	blinking skewed keycard &gamma;	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8242	mirror keycard &delta;	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8243	complimentary Dinsey refreshments	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8244	squat electrified lube-shoes	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2015-04"
8245	trash net	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8246	Da Vinci's groovy Dinsey mascot mask of bravery	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Experience (Mysticality): +5, Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2015-04"
8247	spoiled wobbly Dinsey food-cone	3	crappy	Last Available: "2015-04"
8248	enchanted artisanal Dinsey Whinskey	4	EPIC	Effect: "On the Trolley", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2015-04"
8249	anodized double-frozen Dinsey face paint	0		Effect: "Well Owl Be!", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2015-04"
8250	sage fannypack of the overflowing toilet	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2015-04"
8251	tumbling narrow zippy scandalous toasty Tesla Socratic garbage sticker of the cheetah	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Hot Damage: +5, Sleaze Damage: +5, Initiative: 80, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Drops Meat, Last Available: "2015-04"
8252	coward's hardy healthy Herculean experienced hazmat helmet	0		Experience: +2, Experience (Muscle): +1, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Maximum HP: +50, Monster Level: -20, Last Available: "2015-04"
8253	Scratch-and-Sniff Guide to Dinseylandfill	0		Skill: "Olfactory Burnout", Last Available: "2015-04"
8254	fuchsia Trash, a Memoir	0		Skill: "Garbage Nova", Last Available: "2015-04"
8255	Dinsey Maintenance Manual	0		Skill: "Dinsey Operations Expert", Last Available: "2015-04"
8256	Dinsey tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8257	frozen polymerized adjusted nasty gum	0		Effect: "Dreams and Lights", Effect Duration: 39
8258	blurry huge Wart Dinsey: An Afterlife	0		Skill: "Rotten Memories"
8259	blurry crafty The Lot's engagement ring	0		Maximum MP: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Propose To Your Opponent"
8260	Mayo Clinic	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8261	Mayonex	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8262	Mayodiol	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8263	Mayostat	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8264	Mayozapine	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8265	Mayoflex	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8266	frightening Da Vinci's supercool miracle whip of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Moxie Percent: +20, Experience (Mysticality): +5, Spooky Damage: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-05"
8267	squat spinning knitted sphygmayomanometer	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-05"
8268	tomayohawk-style reflex hammer	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-05"
8269	tumbling mayo lance	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-05"
8270	special stale small blurry unappetizing mayolus	2	decent	Effect: "Turn On, Tune In, Play Ball!", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2015-05"
8271	rotten skewed uninteresting mayolus	4	crappy	Last Available: "2015-05"
8272	miniature stale acceptable mayolus	2	decent	Last Available: "2015-05"
8273	immense flavorless huge wobbly enticing mayolus	9	decent	Last Available: "2015-05"
8274	flavorless mouth-watering mayolus	3	decent	Last Available: "2015-05"
8275	blinking newly-hatched mayonnaise wasp	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8276	mayo pump	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8277	pulsating Essence of Bear	0		Skill: "Bear Essence"
8278	strong artisanal Afternoon Delight	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-04"
8279	skewed Kokomo Resort Chip	0		Last Available: "2025-08"
8280	bouncing Golden Kokomo Resort Chip	0		Last Available: "2025-08"
8281	pickled warmed activated Kokomo Resort Brand Suntan Oil	0		Effect: "The Real Deal", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2025-08"
8282	Kokomo Resort Order Pad	0		Last Available: "2025-08"
8283	The Cocktail Shaker	0		Last Available: "2025-08"
8284	quantum liquefied energized Kokomo Resort Pass	0		Effect: "Red-Shirted Escort", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2025-08"
8285	narrow Mayo Minder&trade;	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8286	flattened spinning Mayo de Mayo&trade; mayo	0		Effect: "Almost Cool", Effect Duration: 33
8287	puck	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-06"
8288	mirror kill screen	0		Random Monster Modifiers: +1, Last Available: "2015-06"
8289	boxing gloves	0		Last Available: "2015-06"
8290	dice ring of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
8291	blurry dice belt buckle of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Single Equip
8292	dice-print pajama pants of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8293	ghostly slick dice-shaped backpack	0		Moxie: +10
8294	bouncing stylish dice-print do-rag	0		Moxie: +25
8295	dice sunglasses of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Single Equip
8296	shaking Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette	0		
8297	dry dice	0		Effect: "Happy Salamander", Effect Duration: 59
8298	pixel	0		Last Available: "2015-06"
8299	pixel coin	0		Last Available: "2015-06"
8300	irradiated quantum power pill	0		Effect: "Thicker, Sicker", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2015-06"
8301	liquefied diffused nitrogenated pixel star	0		Effect: "Bear Clawed", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2015-06"
8302	immense decent pixel banana	6	good	Last Available: "2015-06"
8303	irresponsibly strong artisanal pixel beer	7	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-06"
8304	puck with a bow on it	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-06"
8305	cyan pumps	0		Last Available: "2015-06"
8306	quantum sludgesicle	0		Effect: "Mana Tea", Effect Duration: 28
8307	polarized &Uuml;berraschthexengebr&auml;u	0		Effect: "Pla-see-bo", Effect Duration: 14
8308	ionized non-altered twirling twirling piggy tattoo	0		Effect: "Memory of Attractiveness", Effect Duration: 25
8309	vacuum-sealed baggie of regular-sized tardigrades	0		Effect: "Sleaze-Resistant Trousers", Effect Duration: 62
8310	colloidal diffused twirling .epub file	0		Effect: "Super-Mega-Ultra-Hyper-Charged", Effect Duration: 12
8311	chilled chilled BUBBLE GUM	0		Effect: "Your Favorite Flavor", Effect Duration: 64
8312	double-colloidal chilled yellow hustler shades	0		Effect: "Hot Hands", Effect Duration: 41
8313	denatured bouncing jerky stick	0		Effect: "Gutterminded", Effect Duration: 56
8314	alkaline costume rental shop	0		Effect: "Human-Plant Hybrid", Effect Duration: 58
8315	dry muscle oil	0		Effect: "The Power of Negative Thinking", Effect Duration: 63
8316	galvanized polarized spinning bottle of Red-Out	0		Effect: "Punch Another Day", Effect Duration: 50
8317	improved narrow pickpocket protector	0		Effect: "Mystic Circle", Effect Duration: 53
8318	oxidized sinister-looking cat	0		Effect: "Lit Up", Effect Duration: 13
8319	anodized adjusted shaking jazzy cigarette holder	0		Effect: "Banono", Effect Duration: 61
8320	altered moist polarized shaking one glove	0		Effect: "Floundering", Effect Duration: 33
8321	anodized glove	0		Effect: "Trufflin'", Effect Duration: 38
8322	frozen shaking handful of fire	0		Effect: "Twinkly Weapon", Effect Duration: 36
8323	moist activated Cracklin' Oat Bran	0		Effect: "Jalape&ntilde;o Saucesphere", Effect Duration: 24
8324	alkaline colloidal huge disposable lighter	0		Effect: "Limber as Mortimer", Effect Duration: 45
8325	cold-filtered dry coal contact lenses	0		Effect: "Spore-Wreathed", Effect Duration: 49
8326	unsweetened enhanced green conjured ice cream	0		Effect: "All Blued Up", Effect Duration: 33
8327	ionized upside-down narrow Iceberglar scarf	0		Effect: "Physicali Tea", Effect Duration: 23
8328	aerosolized wet icy hairspray	0		Effect: "Antibiotic Saucesphere", Effect Duration: 53
8329	vacuum-sealed boiled smellbook	0		Effect: "Extra Backbone", Effect Duration: 57
8330	anodized oxidized yellow assassin's cheese knife	0		Effect: "Tapped In", Effect Duration: 21
8331	chilled ionized narrow filthy armor	0		Effect: "In the Limelight", Effect Duration: 27
8332	warmed plague pie	0		Effect: "Abyssal Blood", Effect Duration: 57
8333	chilled batarang	0		Effect: "Hare-o-dynamic", Effect Duration: 54
8334	ionized shaking spare neck bolts	0		Effect: "damage.enh", Effect Duration: 46
8335	extra-moist dry grease trap	0		Effect: "Hagnk's Gratitude", Effect Duration: 41
8336	adjusted shaking skewed shamanic ham	0		Effect: "Dirty Pear", Effect Duration: 35
8337	extra-ionized porkpocket	0		Effect: "Cold Blooded", Effect Duration: 22
8338	non-diffused diffused wobbly Leonard's glasses	0		Effect: "Ancestral Disapproval", Effect Duration: 40
8339	extra-quantum extra-flattened skewed warehouse walkie-talkie	0		Effect: "Icy Demeanor", Effect Duration: 63
8340	vacuum-sealed polymerized galvanized teal janitor's mop	0		Effect: "All Glory To the Toad", Effect Duration: 64
8341	extra-concentrated triple-alkaline warehouse clerk's glasses	0		Effect: "Disco Inferno", Effect Duration: 13
8342	moist polymerized baloney rotgut	0		Effect: "Greasy Visage", Effect Duration: 17
8343	vacuum-sealed gray carton of gaspers	0		Effect: "BOOsted", Effect Duration: 62
8344	polymerized pickled enhanced bronze polish	0		Effect: "Also Schmeckt Zarathustra", Effect Duration: 60
8345	magnetized crident	0		Effect: "Quadrilled", Effect Duration: 22
8346	magnetized dry totally sweet mohawk helmet	0		Effect: "Smoking like a Bandit", Effect Duration: 66
8347	deionized pickled upside-down spray chrome	0		Effect: "Simulation Stimulation", Effect Duration: 69
8348	frozen ionized blue filthy monkey head	0		Effect: "Hustlin'", Effect Duration: 61
8349	alkaline dry shaking cyan pulsating hand of cards	0		Effect: "Flamb&eacute;-a-thon", Effect Duration: 64
8350	dry damp bar rag	0		Effect: "In Vino Vires", Effect Duration: 14
8351	dry gray lump of goofball ore	0		Effect: "Pyramid Power", Effect Duration: 18
8352	colloidal twirling skeleton beans	0		Effect: "The Smeezingtons", Effect Duration: 13
8353	denatured denatured pulsating grimy lab coat	0		Effect: "Hyphemariffic", Effect Duration: 37
8354	magnetized pickled nursery rhyme	0		Effect: "Bloody-minded", Effect Duration: 16
8355	oxidized pulsating iron torso box	0		Effect: "The Solution", Effect Duration: 42
8356	aerosolized squat mercenary headband	0		Effect: "Preternatural Greed", Effect Duration: 39
8357	quadruple-enhanced electrified radioactive spider venom	0		Effect: "Jacked In", Effect Duration: 15
8358	nitrogenated x-ray mirror	0		Effect: "The Power of Negative Thinking", Effect Duration: 67
8359	aerosolized wrestling mask	0		Effect: "Outer Wolf&trade;", Effect Duration: 40
8360	galvanized hawkface potion	0		Effect: "Block-Rockin' Beet", Effect Duration: 20
8361	oxidized child-sized dracula cloak	0		Effect: "Stop the Presses!", Effect Duration: 28
8362	corrupted mirror devil-summoning hat	0		Effect: "Shrimpin' Ain't Easy", Effect Duration: 53
8363	moist galvanized shopkeeper beard	0		Effect: "Spooky Weapon", Effect Duration: 34
8364	quantum moist upside-down alien autoautopsy kit	0		Effect: "Uncucumbered", Effect Duration: 19
8365	enhanced irradiated novelty fruit hat	0		Effect: "So Fresh and So Clean", Effect Duration: 68
8366	triple-denatured concentrated dry invisibility cream	0		Effect: "Space Cadet", Effect Duration: 30
8367	magnetized modified handful of stubble	0		Effect: "Wistfully Nostalgic", Effect Duration: 59
8368	colloidal Vulcanized quadruple-wet garbage juice slurpee	0		Effect: "Space Cowboy", Effect Duration: 66
8369	polarized pulsating plunge-leg	0		Effect: "Deadly Lampblade", Effect Duration: 23
8370	triple-concentrated jittery bouncing funky eyepatch	0		Effect: "Smoking like a Bandit", Effect Duration: 53
8371	ionized enhanced boiled tumbling bucket of fish juice	0		Effect: "Become Intensely interested", Effect Duration: 50
8372	triple-colloidal chilled flashy pirate dreadlocks	0		Effect: "On the Trolley", Effect Duration: 32
8373	ionized electrified fuchsia narrow captured boozles	0		Effect: "Spooky Jellied", Effect Duration: 40
8374	irradiated adjusted drinks tray	0		Effect: "Stenchtastic", Effect Duration: 35
8375	corrupted eyebrow lifter	0		Effect: "Elbow Sauce", Effect Duration: 48
8376	submarine	0		Last Available: "2015-06"
8377	moldy low-calorie pixel lemon	1	crappy	Last Available: "2015-06"
8378	drinkable pixel daiquiri	3	good	Last Available: "2015-06"
8379	aerosolized polarized non-modified narrow power pill	0		Effect: "Chlorophyll Flavor", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2015-06"
8380	polymerized irradiated pulsating pixel potion	0		Effect: "Go-Gone", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2015-06"
8381	Pack of Every Card	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-07"
8382	fuchsia Deck of Every Card	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8383	tumbling cyan popular part	0		
8384	bubblegum heart	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8385	spinning cubic zirconia	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8386	valuable coin	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8387	bouncing mana	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8388	mana	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8389	jittery mana	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8390	upside-down mana	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8391	huge mana	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8392	gift card	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8393	hermit factoid	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8394	skewed The Emperor's dry cleaning	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8395	veiny The Emperor's new hat	0		Maximum HP: +10, Last Available: "2015-07"
8396	zippy The Emperor's new shirt	0		Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2015-07"
8397	wobbly quilted The Emperor's new pants	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Last Available: "2015-07"
8398	blurry fuchsia Sherlock's hardened lead pipe	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Item Drop: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-07"
8399	squat green careful rope of the empath	0		Monster Level: -10, Familiar Weight: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-07"
8400	olive hardened wrench of extreme caution	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Monster Level: -25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-07"
8401	manspreader's electrified candlestick	0		Monster Level: +10, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-07"
8402	skewed knife of temperance of the glutton	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Food Drop: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-07"
8403	zippy family-friendly revolver	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Initiative: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-07"
8404	mirror 1952 Mickey Mantle card	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8405	talking spade	0		Free Pull
8406	savory dry noodles	0		
8407	spoiled pestopiary	3	crappy	
8408	flattened huge ectoplasmic orbs	0		Effect: "Sweetened and Fattened", Effect Duration: 60
8409	flavorless enchanted crudles	4	decent	Effect: "Super Structure", Effect Duration: 45
8410	gigantic moldy agnolotti arboli	10	crappy	
8411	adequate blinking spaghetti with ghost balls	3	good	
8412	tasty miniature succulent marrow	2	awesome	
8413	flavorless salacious crumbs	3	decent	
8414	rotten pulsating fusilli marrownarrow	4	crappy	
8415	miniature decent suggestive strozzapreti	2	good	
8416	jittery Mountain Stream gastrique	0		
8417	stale half-sized Mt. McLargeHuge oyster	2	decent	
8418	yellow blurry oyster sauce	0		
8419	decent miniature linguini immondizia bianco	2	good	
8420	half-sized spoiled upside-down shells a la shellfish	2	crappy	
8421	Jick's autograph	0		
8422	high-temperature mining drill	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8423	narrow unsmoothed velvet	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8424	1,970 carat	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8425	narrow New Age healing crystal	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8426	Volcoino	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8427	fizzing spore pod	0		
8428	spore pod	0		
8429	veiny spore pod	0		
8430	hard spore pod	0		
8431	blinking mirror spore pod	0		
8432	bouncing hot spore pod	0		
8433	cool spore pod	0		
8434	bouncing blurry upside-down jingling spore pod	0		
8435	greasy frightening LavaCo Lamp&trade;	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2015-08", Rollover Effect Duration: 50
8436	squat double-paned cool LavaCo Lamp&trade;	0		Moxie: +5, Cold Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2015-08", Rollover Effect Duration: 50
8437	Oprah's hardy LavaCo Lamp&trade;	0		Maximum HP: +50, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2015-08", Rollover Effect Duration: 50
8438	thin wire	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8439	insulated wire	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8440	empty lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8441	olive skewed full lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8442	jittery viscous lava globs	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8443	lime green lava globs	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8444	gray narrow lava globs	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8445	squat lava globs	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8446	SMOOCH bottlecap	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
8447	uncapped lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8448	uncapped lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8449	uncapped lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8450	ghostly capped lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8451	capped lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8452	pulsating spinning capped lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8453	heat-resistant sheet	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8454	LavaCo&trade; Lamp housing	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8455	blurry New Age crystal	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8456	gray crystalline light bulb	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8457	broken high-temperature mining drill	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8458	purple slick high-temperature mining mask of the cougar	0		Moxie: 30, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2015-08"
8459	wobbly veiny fireproof megaphone of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Maximum HP: +10, Last Available: "2015-08"
8460	normal fancy tumbling mineapple	3	good	Effect: "Disdain of She-Who-Was", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2015-08"
8461	bad huge Gold Velvet&trade; whiskey	3	decent	Last Available: "2015-08"
8462	SMOOCH soda	1	crappy	Last Available: "2015-08"
8463	thick yummy smelted roe	5	awesome	Last Available: "2015-08"
8464	tolerable triple-distilled lavawater	8	good	Last Available: "2015-08"
8465	quantum altered basaltamander tongue	0		Effect: "Dreadful Smell", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2015-08"
8466	twirling fireproof flame-wreathed educational lavalarva	0		Experience: +1, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2015-08"
8467	fireproof lava balaclava of incineration of Flo-Jo	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Hot Resistance: +3, Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2015-08"
8468	squat miser's lard-coated occult basaltamander buckler	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2015-08"
8469	colloidal shaking lava globs	0		Effect: "Haunted Stomach", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2015-08"
8470	miniature flavorless gooey lava globs	2	decent	Last Available: "2015-08"
8471	up-at-dawn baleful lava-proof pants	0		Spell Damage: +25, Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2015-08"
8472	deadly heat-resistant necktie of the dark arts	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08"
8473	jittery dog trainer's vibrating heat-resistant gloves of the boozehound	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Experience (familiar): +1, Booze Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08"
8474	decent mirror very hot lunch	4	good	Last Available: "2015-08"
8475	acceptable asbestos thermos	4	good	Last Available: "2015-08"
8476	electrified liquid rhinestones	0		Effect: "Fishy Fortification", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2015-08"
8477	huge adequate disco biscuit	9	good	Last Available: "2015-08"
8478	watered-down delicious ghostly Quaatorade&trade;	2	awesome	Last Available: "2015-08"
8479	up-at-dawn perfumed biker's hat of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +5, Adventures: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk", Last Available: "2015-08"
8480	squat healthy feathered headdress of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Maximum HP: +100, Item Drop: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley", Last Available: "2015-08"
8481	chilly razor-sharp groovy electrician's hardhat	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Cold Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk", Last Available: "2015-08"
8482	Lava Miner's Daughter	0		Skill: "Asbestos Heart", Last Available: "2015-08"
8483	Psycho From The Heat	0		Skill: "Pyromania", Last Available: "2015-08"
8484	The Firegate Tapes	0		Skill: "Firegate", Last Available: "2015-08"
8485	skewed &quot;DEBBIE&quot; tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8486	one-day ticket to That 70s Volcano	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8487	tumbling mirror airplane charter: That 70s Volcano	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-08"
8488	mirror Manual of Numberology	0		Skill: "Calculate the Universe"
8489	jittery New Age hurting crystal	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8490	twirling skewed scorching smooth velvet pants	0		Hot Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 2xPotato, cap 12", Last Available: "2015-08"
8491	boxer's smooth velvet shirt	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Last Available: "2015-08"
8492	wobbly greedy smooth velvet hat	0		Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2015-08"
8493	censurious smooth velvet pocket square	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08"
8494	smooth velvet socks of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08"
8495	smooth velvet hanky of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08"
8496	executive healthy The One Mood Ring	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Meat Drop: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08"
8497	Mr. Choch's bone	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8498	Mr. Cheeng's 'stache	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8499	Saturday Night thermometer	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8500	the tongue of Smimmons	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8501	fuchsia Raul's guitar pick	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8502	Pener's crisps	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8503	signed deuce	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8504	skewed gray ghostly Lavalos core	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8505	huge half-melted hula girl	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8506	maroon glass ceiling fragments	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8507	twisted SMOOCH coffee cup	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-08"
8508	ionized labrador cookie	0		Effect: "The Style... of the Future", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2015-08"
8509	auspicious hardened padded Mr. Cheeng's spectacles	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Damage Reduction: 3, Item Drop: +10, Single Equip, Drops Items, Last Available: "2015-08"
8510	vibrating studded grease cannon	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2015-08"
8511	tarnished blinking demon makeup kit	0		Effect: "Gr8ness", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2015-08"
8512	pulsating lard-coated fortified love of the sewer	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Stench Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2015-08"
8513	tumbling stanky medical-grade Da Vinci's Pener's drumstick	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Stench Spell Damage: +25, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2015-08"
8514	ghostly resourceful deuce cape of the overflowing toilet	0		Maximum MP: +50, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2015-08"
8515	tumbling Van der Graaf Fonzie's Lavalos's shell of Flo-Jo	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Initiative: +100, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2015-08"
8516	Jack Frost's supercool smooth velvet bra	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2015-08"
8517	SMOOCH bracers of the wise owl of the brazier	0		Mysticality: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08", Thorns: 1
8518	mirror SMOOCH kneepads of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08", Thorns: 1
8519	reassuring SMOOCH spaulders	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08", Thorns: 1
8520	bouncing bouncing experienced SMOOCH codpiece of mayonnaise	0		Experience: +2, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 20", Last Available: "2015-08", Thorns: 1
8521	careful SMOOCH breastplate	0		Monster Level: -10, Last Available: "2015-08", Thorns: 1
8522	superduperheated	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8523	tumbling bouncing pulsating fused fuse	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8524	superheated	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8525	adequate gigantic lava cake	10	good	Last Available: "2015-08"
8526	normal pink slime	3	good	
8527	Devil's Elbow Hot Sauce	0		
8528	Special&trade; Sauce	0		
8529	bland devil hair pasta	4	decent	
8530	normal wobbly spagecialetti	3	good	
8531	Salsa Libre	0		
8532	wobbly good gravy	0		
8533	illicit fish sauce	0		
8534	jumbo bland libertagliatelle	5	decent	
8535	adequate turkish mostaccioli	3	good	
8536	moldy linguini of the sea	4	crappy	
8537	altered boiled Hersey&trade; SMOOCH	0		Effect: "Thick-Skinned", Effect Duration: 29
8539	Alexy sauce	0		
8540	rainbow sauce	0		
8541	narrow drug cocktail sauce	0		
8542	special adequate half-sized Fettris	2	good	Effect: "Stemonitis Storm", Effect Duration: 15
8543	stale half-sized huge fusillocybin	2	decent	
8544	toothsome small prescription noodles	2	awesome	
8545	powdered cyan blood-drive sticker	1	good	Effect: "Space Cowboy", Effect Duration: 40
8546	unsweetened corrupted tumbling blue bag of grain	0		Effect: "Altered Wavelengths", Effect Duration: 23
8547	dry extra-ionized pocket maze	0		Effect: "Fitter, Happier", Effect Duration: 37
8548	flattened diffused shady shades	0		Effect: "Cat-Alyzed", Effect Duration: 40
8549	irradiated squeaky toy rose	0		Effect: "Always In Motion", Effect Duration: 64
8550	yummy spinning weird gazelle steak	3	awesome	
8551	miniature decent upside-down sausage without a cause	2	good	
8552	adjusted face paint	0		Effect: "Antsy in your Pantsy", Effect Duration: 57
8553	special triple-distilled mediocre emergency margarita	7	decent	Effect: "Bilious Briskness", Effect Duration: 30
8554	aged shaking maroon vintage smart drink	4	awesome	
8555	narrow a ten-percent bonus	0		
8556	fuchsia skewed Thwaitgold termite statuette	0		
8557	The Emperor's new cookie	0		
8558	liquefied Wickers bar	0		Effect: "Human-Hobo Hybrid", Effect Duration: 69
8559	pressed galvanized non-diffused bakelite-covered bacon	0		Effect: "Motion", Effect Duration: 35
8560	quantum tumbling Aerheads	0		Effect: "Yet tea", Effect Duration: 16
8561	ionized Wrotz	0		Effect: "Super-Mega-Ultra-Charged", Effect Duration: 51
8562	polarized dry Gabarbar	0		Effect: "French Bronilla Brogueishness", Effect Duration: 44
8563	enhanced improved chilled fiberglass insulation	0		Effect: "Truly Gritty", Effect Duration: 23
8564	shrine to the Barrel god	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-09"
8565	horrifying sharpshooter's shellacked barrel lid	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Spooky Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-09"
8566	stanky Jim Carey's barrel hoop earring of the cheetah	0		Monster Level: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Initiative: +60, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-09"
8567	lard-coated shellacked fortified bankruptcy barrel	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Damage Reduction: 7, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2015-09"
8568	firkin	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8569	blinking normal barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8570	ghostly tun	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8571	spinning weathered barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8572	green barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8573	barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8574	bouncing moist barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8575	rotting barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8576	mouldering barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8577	twirling barnacled barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8578	extra-dry artisanal bottle of Amontillado	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-09"
8579	special smooth barrel-aged martini	3	awesome	Effect: "Broberry Brotality", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2015-09"
8580	flavorless barrel pickle	4	decent	Last Available: "2015-09"
8581	bland barrel cracker	3	decent	Last Available: "2015-09"
8582	dehydrated red twirling vibrating mushroom	1	decent	Last Available: "2015-09"
8583	vaporized mushroom	1	good	Last Available: "2015-09"
8584	wizardly KoL Con 12-gauge	0		Mysticality: +25, Last Available: "2015-09"
8585	horrifying Golden Mr. Eh?	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Last Available: "2015-09"
8586	vibrating barrel gun	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2015-09"
8587	upside-down barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8588	barrel beryl	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8589	spoiled massive water log	10	crappy	Last Available: "2015-09"
8590	friendly occult barrelhead	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2015-09"
8591	wobbly electrified thinker's bottoms of the barrel	0		Mysticality: +10, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2015-09"
8592	careful chest barrel of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Monster Level: -10, Last Available: "2015-09"
8593	bung spigot	0		Equips On: "Lil' Barrel Mimic"
8594	ghostly miser's double barreled barrel gun of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2015-09"
8595	perfumed triple barreled barrel gun of wisdom of terror	0		Mysticality: +15, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2015-09"
8596	therapeutic hardy barrel beryl choker	0		Maximum HP: +50, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2015-09"
8597	banded baleful barrel beryl nose ring	0		Spell Damage: +25, Damage Absorption: +100, Last Available: "2015-09"
8598	red double-paned boxer's barrel beryl ring	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Cold Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2015-09"
8599	map to the Biggest Barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8600	potted tea tree	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8601	galvanized cuppa Flamibili tea	0		Effect: "Mer-kinny Flavor", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2015-09"
8602	deionized cuppa Yet tea	0		Effect: "Certainty", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2015-09"
8603	nitrogenated galvanized shaking cuppa Boo tea	0		Effect: "Scorpio Rising", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2015-09"
8604	frozen oxidized galvanized cuppa Nas tea	0		Effect: "Blessing of the Stinking Alphredo&trade;", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2015-09"
8605	cold-filtered alkaline irradiated cuppa Improprie tea	0		Effect: "Rotten Memories", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2015-09"
8606	electrified non-altered tumbling yellow blurry cuppa Frost tea	0		Effect: "Bloodstain-Resistant", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2015-09"
8607	tarnished cuppa Toast tea	0		Effect: "Standard Cheer", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2015-09"
8608	colloidal aerosolized anodized green cuppa Net tea	0		Effect: "Alpine Mintiness", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2015-09"
8609	double-pickled cuppa Proprie tea	0		Effect: "Antibiotic Saucesphere", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2015-09"
8610	quadruple-electrified cuppa Morbidi tea	0		Effect: "Tea-hee", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2015-09"
8611	cold-filtered pickled electrified cuppa Chari tea	0		Effect: "A Few Extra Pounds", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2015-09"
8612	boiled super-activated squat cuppa Serendipi tea	0		Effect: "The Chains Down In The Belly-O", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2015-09"
8613	aerosolized adjusted cuppa Feroci tea	0		Effect: "Human-Fish Hybrid", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2015-09"
8614	moist altered cuppa Physicali tea	0		Effect: "Nas Tea", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2015-09"
8615	triple-adjusted triple-colloidal cuppa Wit tea	0		Effect: "L'instinct F&eacute;lin", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2015-09"
8616	deionized adjusted spinning cuppa Neuroplastici tea	0		Effect: "Sweet and Green", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2015-09"
8617	diffused enhanced mirror cuppa Dexteri tea	0		Effect: "Uncucumbered", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2015-09"
8618	Vulcanized polarized fuchsia cuppa Flexibili tea	0		Effect: "Livin' Large", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2015-09"
8619	anodized electrified cuppa Impregnabili tea	0		Effect: "Vitali Tea", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2015-09"
8620	super-Vulcanized chilled cuppa Obscuri tea	0		Effect: "Jittery", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2015-09"
8621	flattened squat cuppa Irritabili tea	0		Effect: "Ooh, Umami!", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2015-09"
8622	ionized spinning cuppa Mediocri tea	0		Effect: "Human-Slime Hybrid", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2015-09"
8623	energized jittery cuppa Loyal tea	0		Effect: "Gummi-Grin", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2015-09"
8624	altered maroon upside-down cuppa Activi tea	1	crappy	Last Available: "2015-09"
8625	denatured yellow squat jittery narrow cuppa Cruel tea	1		Effect: "Greased-Up Familiar", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2015-09"
8626	enhanced cuppa Alacri tea	0		Effect: "Quadrilled", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2015-09"
8627	concentrated cold-filtered mirror cuppa Vitali tea	0		Effect: "Burnt 'n' Turnt", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2015-09"
8628	double-irradiated narrow cuppa Mana tea	0		Effect: "Old School Pompadour", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2015-09"
8629	non-electrified corrupted cuppa Monstrosi tea	0		Effect: "Chorale of Companionship", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2015-09"
8630	Vulcanized quadruple-nitrogenated blinking cuppa Twen tea	0		Effect: "Helvella Health", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2015-09"
8631	moist cuppa Gill tea	0		Effect: "Bread Burps", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2015-09"
8632	quadruple-adjusted moist cuppa Uncertain tea	0		Effect: "On the Shoulders of Giants", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2015-09"
8633	cuppa Voraci tea	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8634	cuppa Sobrie tea	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8635	cuppa Royal tea	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8636	extra-polarized cuppa Craft tea	0		Effect: "Red Door Syndrome", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2015-09"
8637	energized red cuppa Insani tea	0		Effect: "Orchid Blood", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2015-09"
8638	tumbling electrified banded Royal scepter	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Item Drop: +5, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2015-09", Rollover Effect Duration: 5
8639	doghouse	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-10"
8640	Ghost Dog Chow	0		Last Available: "2015-10"
8641	miniature decent bowl of eyeballs	2	good	Last Available: "2015-10"
8642	special moldy mirror lime green bowl of mummy guts	4	crappy	Effect: "Drunk With Power", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2015-10"
8643	moldy bowl of maggots	3	crappy	Last Available: "2015-10"
8644	lousy teal blood and blood	3	decent	Last Available: "2015-10"
8645	weak drinkable Jack-O-Lantern beer	2	good	Last Available: "2015-10"
8646	tolerable enchanted olive zombie	4	good	Effect: "Tiki Toughness", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2015-10"
8647	olive Telltale&trade; rubber heart	0		Last Available: "2015-10"
8648	maroon wind-up spider	0		Last Available: "2015-10"
8649	plastic nightmare troll	0		Last Available: "2015-10"
8650	blinking tennis ball	0		Last Available: "2015-10"
8651	ruddy sinister crown of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage: +10, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xGhuol, cap 27"
8652	ear poison	0		
8653	stink-penny	0		
8654	ghostly lightning-fast boxer's hawk of the boozehound	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Booze Drop: +100, Initiative: +40
8655	bite-sized decent hamlet sandwich	1	good	
8656	skewed scandalous Othello's military jacket	0		Sleaze Damage: +5
8657	gray chilly Othello's dagger	0		Cold Damage: +5, Single Equip
8658	Othello's handkerchief of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Single Equip
8659	ionized bowl of Jeal-O	0		Effect: "Springy Fusilli", Effect Duration: 22
8660	grip key	0		
8661	narrow How to Play Othello	0		
8662	Lo Pan's Tesla ghostly dagger of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Spell Critical Percent: +30, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
8663	lousy ghost beer	3	decent	
8664	wobbly Lo Pan's Othello set	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30
8665	rotten tomato	0		
8666	Twelve Night Energy	0		
8667	Yorick of James Dean of Calamity Jane of the cheetah	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Initiative: +60
8668	rose	0		
8669	tulip	0		
8670	tulip	0		
8671	pulsating tulip	0		
8672	Walford's bucket	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8673	Wal-Mart gift certificate	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8674	airplane charter: The Glaciest	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-11"
8675	tumbling jittery one-day ticket to The Glaciest	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8676	Vulcanized shoulder-warming lotion	0		Effect: "Takin' It Greasy", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2015-11"
8677	massive adequate iceberg lettuce	8	good	Last Available: "2015-11"
8678	delicious huge ice wine	3	awesome	Last Available: "2015-11"
8679	inspector's nasty baleful Wal-Mart snowglobe	0		Spell Damage: +25, Stench Damage: +5, Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2015-11"
8680	prompt horrifying sharpshooter's Wal-Mart nametag	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Spooky Damage: +25, Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2015-11"
8681	crafty hardened Wal-Mart overalls of bravery	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Maximum MP: +10, Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2015-11"
8682	pulsating lime green To Build an Igloo	0		Skill: "Refusal to Freeze", Last Available: "2015-11"
8683	The Chill of the Wild	0		Skill: "Beardfreeze", Last Available: "2015-11"
8684	skewed Cold Fang	0		Skill: "Frost Bite", Last Available: "2015-11"
8685	Wal-Mart tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8686	wobbly perfect ice cube	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8687	The Fun-Guy Cold Weather Bartender's Guide	0		Skill: "Perfect Freeze", Last Available: "2015-11"
8688	slick bellhop's hat	0		Moxie: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, 0.75xBarrr, cap 30", Last Available: "2015-11"
8689	tolerable practically non-alcoholic ice porter	1	good	Last Available: "2015-11", Wiki Name: "ice porter (drink)"
8690	magnetized cold-filtered exotic travel brochure	0		Effect: "Old School Pompadour", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2015-11"
8691	bag of foreign bribes	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8692	diffused colloidal cold-filtered spinning shampoo-conditioner	0		Effect: "Curse of the Black Pearl Onion", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2015-11"
8693	hotel minibar key	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8694	ice hotel bell	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8695	Martialest Arts trophy	0		Last Available: "2016-01"
8696	dried medicinal herbs	1		Last Available: "2016-01"
8697	flavorless small ice rice	2	decent	Last Available: "2016-01"
8698	acceptable iced plum wine	3	good	Last Available: "2016-01"
8699	ghostly Temple Grandin's grievous training belt of temperance	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Familiar Weight: +7, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-01"
8700	spinning stanky chilly cool training legwarmers	0		Moxie: +5, Cold Damage: +5, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-01"
8701	greedy scorching Da Vinci's training helmet	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Hot Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2016-01"
8702	training scroll:  Shattering Punch	0		Skill: "Shattering Punch", Last Available: "2016-01"
8703	shaking training scroll:  Snokebomb	0		Skill: "Snokebomb", Last Available: "2016-01"
8704	training scroll:  Shivering Monkey Technique	0		Skill: "Shivering Monkey Technique", Last Available: "2016-01"
8705	squat X-32-F snowman crate	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-01"
8706	purple machine elf capsule	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-12"
8707	maroon self-dribbling basketball	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Last Available: "2015-12"
8708	pickled abstraction: action	1		Effect: "Scavengers Scavenging", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2015-12"
8709	dehydrated shaking abstraction: thought	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
8710	denatured skewed narrow abstraction: sensation	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
8711	denatured huge abstraction: purpose	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
8712	mixed upside-down squat abstraction: category	1		Effect: "Snobby", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2015-12"
8713	powdered jittery abstraction: perception	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
8714	twisted abstraction: motion	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
8715	pickled abstraction: joy	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
8716	modified abstraction: certainty	1		Effect: "Ready to Snap", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2015-12"
8717	compressed abstraction: comprehension	1		Effect: "Feet of Grapefruit", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2015-12"
8718	modern picture frame	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8719	flavorless bite-sized ghostly VYKEA meatballs	1	decent	Last Available: "2015-11"
8720	bad weak skewed VYKEA mead	2	decent	Last Available: "2015-11"
8721	electrified diffused VYKEA woadpaint	0		Effect: "Happy Trails", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2015-11"
8722	VYKEA frenzy rune	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8723	VYKEA blood rune	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8724	VYKEA lightning rune	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8725	VYKEA plank	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8726	VYKEA rail	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8727	VYKEA bracket	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8728	VYKEA dowel	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8729	jittery Jack Frost's stiffened VYKEA hex key of Flo-Jo	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2015-11"
8730	pulsating VYKEA instructions	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8731	rotten tin of submardines	4	crappy	Last Available: "2015-11", Wiki Name: "tin of submardines"
8732	delicious watered-down bottle of norwhiskey	2	awesome	Last Available: "2015-11"
8733	mixed octolus oculus	1	good	Effect: "High Blood Chocolate Content", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2015-11"
8734	huge Jack Frost's coward's baleful sardine can key	0		Spell Damage: +25, Monster Level: -20, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2015-11"
8735	Jack Frost's steel-toed norwhal helmet of incineration	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk", Last Available: "2015-11"
8736	zippy sharpshooter's dance instructor's octolus-skin cloak	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2015-11", Rollover Effect Duration: 30
8737	irresponsibly strong delicious shaking perfect cosmopolitan	7	awesome	Last Available: "2015-11"
8738	smooth practically non-alcoholic perfect negroni	1	awesome	Last Available: "2015-11"
8739	hand-crafted weak perfect dark and stormy	2	super ultra EPIC	Last Available: "2015-11"
8740	lousy perfect mimosa	4	decent	Last Available: "2015-11"
8741	weak drinkable perfect old-fashioned	2	good	Last Available: "2015-11"
8742	artisanal perfect paloma	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-11"
8743	denatured That 70s Cologne	0		Effect: "Ready to Snap", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2015-11"
8744	extra-flattened warmed concentrated teal spinning Wal-Mart &quot;diamond&quot; ring	0		Effect: "White Knuckles", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2015-11"
8745	galvanized ionized Puffstone cigar	0		Effect: "Sauce Monocle", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2015-11"
8746	nitrogenated Conspiracy&trade; mascara	0		Effect: "Curiosity of Br'er Tarrypin", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2015-11"
8747	chilled wobbly Spring Break Beach &quot;swimsuit&quot;	0		Effect: "Hardened Fabric", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2015-11"
8748	airplane tattoo	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8749	irradiated aerosolized Deep Machine Tunnels snowglobe	0		Effect: "Electrolit Up", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2015-12"
8750	nitrogenated altered hemp candy necklace	0		Effect: "Sappy Blood", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2015-12"
8751	energized dry purple communal gobstopper	0		Effect: "Impregnabili Tea", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2015-12"
8752	stale Crimbo salad	3	decent	Last Available: "2015-12"
8753	toothsome snack-sized bread line	2	awesome	Last Available: "2015-12"
8754	weak perfectly mixed bark rootbeer	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-12"
8755	aged ale	4	awesome	Last Available: "2015-12"
8756	blurry plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Last Available: "2015-12"
8757	plastic Rudolph the Red of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Last Available: "2015-12"
8758	squat ghostly plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2015-12"
8759	fuchsia wicked plastic Crimborgatron	0		Spell Damage: +5, Last Available: "2015-12"
8760	plastic Crimbodhisattva of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2015-12"
8761	bouquet of all-natural free-range flowers	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8762	jittery stack of communist leaflets	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8763	BACON	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
8764	ghostly huge box of Gratitude chocolates	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8765	Gratitude chocolate (thyme-filled)	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8766	lousy Gratitude chocolate (bourbon-filled)	3	decent	Last Available: "2016-02"
8767	Gratitude chocolate (Meat-filled)	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8768	Gratitude chocolate (octopus-filled)	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8769	chocolate bowtie	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8770	polymerized tumbling pitted sheet	0		Effect: "Barbecue Saucy", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2015-12"
8771	teal wobbly sparking robo-battery	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8772	overloaded micro-reactor	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8773	pulsating mansplainer's sinister reusable shopping bag of the scaredy-cat	0		Spell Damage: +10, Monster Level: 0, Last Available: "2015-12"
8775	fuchsia gravedigger's coarse hemp socks	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-12"
8776	armband of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-12"
8777	bundle of &quot;fragrant&quot; herbs	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8778	nuclear stockpile	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8779	pine cone	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8780	iron chain	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8781	studded pine cone necklace	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Last Available: "2015-12"
8782	mirror reindeer hammer of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2015-12"
8783	elf ploughshare of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Last Available: "2015-12"
8784	bouncing circle drum	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8785	The Big Book of Communism	0		Last Available: "2015-12", Skill: "Communism!"
8786	faded protest sign	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8787	faded protest sign	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8788	nasty-smelling moss	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8789	pulsating bouncing book	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8790	mirror flame-wreathed elven tambourine	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2015-12"
8791	Jeselnik's reindeer sickle	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Last Available: "2015-12"
8792	face paint	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-12"
8793	face paint	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-12"
8794	The Big Book of Communism (used)	0		Skill: "Communism!", Last Available: "2015-12"
8795	Batfellow comic	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-12"
8796	plastic spoiler	0		
8797	yellow spinning bat-oomerang	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8798	purple bat-jute	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8799	bat-o-mite	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8800	ROM of Optimality	0		Skill: "Toggle Optimality"
8801	incriminating evidence	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8802	dangerous chemicals	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8803	tumbling kidnapped orphan	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8804	high-grade	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8805	skewed high-tensile-strength fibers	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8806	high-grade explosives	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8807	experimental gene therapy	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8808	narrow lime green ultracoagulator	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8809	self-defense training	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8810	upside-down fingerprint dusting kit	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8811	confidence-building hug	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8812	exploding kickball	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8813	jittery glob of Bat-Glue	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8814	Bat-Aid&trade; bandage	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8815	bat-bearing	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8816	massive normal Kudzu salad	7	good	Last Available: "2016-12"
8817	dehydrated twirling olive Mansquito Serum	1		Last Available: "2016-12"
8818	enchanted mediocre boozy Miss Graves' vermouth	5	decent	Effect: "Cat-Alyzed", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2016-12"
8819	adequate The Plumber's mushroom stew	3	good	Last Available: "2016-12"
8820	dehydrated narrow The Author's ink	1		Last Available: "2016-02"
8821	extra-dry hand-crafted tumbling The Mad Liquor	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2016-12"
8822	weak lousy mirror Doc Clock's thyme cocktail	2	decent	Last Available: "2016-12"
8823	bland immense Mr. Burnsger	7	decent	Last Available: "2016-12"
8824	diluted jittery jittery The Inquisitor's unidentifiable object	1		Last Available: "2016-12"
8825	careful deadly The Jokester's gun of the boozehound	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Monster Level: -10, Booze Drop: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire the Jokester's Gun", Last Available: "2016-12"
8826	educational The Jokester's wig of the brazier of the sewer	0		Experience: +1, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Stench Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Adjust the Jokester's Wig", Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol", Last Available: "2016-12"
8827	tumbling ghostly nasty sharpshooter's clever The Jokester's pants	0		Maximum MP: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Stench Damage: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Adjust the Jokester's Pants", Last Available: "2016-12"
8828	boiled triple-wet Jokester makeup	0		Effect: "Hella Smart", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2016-12"
8829	spinning replica bat-oomerang	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
8830	battoo kit	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
8831	basking robin	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-12"
8832	tumbling bouncing domino mask	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8833	polarized robin's egg	0		Effect: "Big Flaming Whip", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2016-12"
8834	normal shaking robin flan	3	good	Last Available: "2016-12"
8835	lousy robin nog	4	decent	Last Available: "2016-12"
8836	mirror upside-down LT&T telegraph office deed	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-02"
8837	plaintive telegram	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8838	ghostly wobbly exploding gum	0		
8839	root beer barrel	0		
8840	enhanced Kudzu slaw	0		Effect: "Flagrantly Fragrant", Effect Duration: 15
8841	irradiated cyan Mansquito's blood	0		Effect: "Less Pervious", Effect Duration: 68
8842	concentrated infrablack lipstick	0		Effect: "Je Ne Sais Porquoise", Effect Duration: 35
8843	dry pulsating can of drain cleaner	0		Effect: "Stopping to Smell the Flowers", Effect Duration: 30
8844	polarized denatured mirror The Author's inkwell	0		Effect: "The Best a Pirate Can Get", Effect Duration: 44
8845	pressed pulsating bag of random words	0		Effect: "Tingly Wrists", Effect Duration: 16
8846	colloidal frozen tube of pendulum lube	0		Effect: "Hair on Your Chest", Effect Duration: 30
8847	quadruple-oxidized vacuum-sealed red-hot jawbreaker	0		Effect: "Human-Pirate Hybrid", Effect Duration: 12
8848	dry Vulcanized question juice	0		Effect: "Oiled Skin", Effect Duration: 27
8849	aerosolized tube of villain	0		Effect: "Ooh, Sweet!", Effect Duration: 40
8850	your cowboy boots of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cowboy Kick", Last Available: "2016-02"
8851	inflatable LT&T telegraph office	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8852	nugget of quicksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8853	nugget of thicksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8854	nugget of wicksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8855	shaking nugget of slicksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8856	nugget of sicksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8857	wobbly skewed nugget of nicksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8858	bouncing nugget of ticksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8859	jittery quicksilver ring of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8860	Jeselnik's ruddy thicksilver ring of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Sleaze Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8861	ruddy wicksilver ring of James Dean of Calamity Jane	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8862	scorching sharpshooter's slicksilver ring of the blizzard	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Hot Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8863	sicksilver ring of Gandalf of Leguizamo of the glutton	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Monster Level: +20, Food Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8864	bouncing lion tamer's therapeutic shellacked nicksilver ring	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Experience (familiar): +2, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8865	upside-down gray frightening Annie Oakley's ticksilver ring	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Spooky Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8866	frosty Temple Grandin's Heimz Fortified Kidney Beans	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2016-02"
8867	squat Tesla's Electroplated Beans of Leguizamo of horror of the boozehound	0		Monster Level: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2016-02"
8868	prompt Mixed Garbanzos and Chickpeas of the cougar of the empath	0		Moxie: +20, Familiar Weight: +5, Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2016-02"
8869	Hellfire Spicy Beans of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Last Available: "2016-02"
8870	veiny Frigid Northern Beans	0		Maximum HP: +10, Last Available: "2016-02"
8871	upside-down World's Blackest-Eyed Peas of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2016-02"
8872	skewed boxer's Trader Olaf's Exotic Stinkbeans	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Last Available: "2016-02"
8873	friendly Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Beans	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2016-02"
8874	maroon squat bouncing greasy Jim Carey's steel-toed banded padded Val-U Brand Every Bean Salad	0		Damage Absorption: 120, Damage Reduction: 9, Monster Level: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2016-02"
8875	deadly savvy Shrub's Premium Baked Beans of the detective	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Weapon Damage: +5, Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2016-02"
8876	miniature normal twirling plate of Heimz Fortified Kidney Beans	2	good	Last Available: "2016-02"
8877	miniature flavorless plate of Tesla's Electroplated Beans	2	decent	Last Available: "2016-02"
8878	immense rotten upside-down plate of Mixed Garbanzos and Chickpeas	9	crappy	Last Available: "2016-02"
8879	bland half-sized plate of Hellfire Spicy Beans	2	decent	Last Available: "2016-02"
8880	decent wobbly plate of Frigid Northern Beans	4	good	Last Available: "2016-02"
8881	flavorless plate of World's Blackest-Eyed Peas	4	decent	Last Available: "2016-02"
8882	bite-sized moldy plate of Trader Olaf's Exotic Stinkbeans	1	crappy	Last Available: "2016-02"
8883	thick decent plate of Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Beans	5	good	Last Available: "2016-02"
8884	moldy plate of Val-U Brand Every Bean Salad	3	crappy	Last Available: "2016-02"
8885	moldy enchanted small plate of Shrub's Premium Baked Beans	2	crappy	Effect: "Human-Penguin Hybrid", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2016-02"
8886	blue auspicious Sinatra's Fancy Jeff's pocket square	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2016-02"
8887	olive spinning fireproof foul-smelling Daisy's unclean bloomers of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Stench Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "2xBArrr, 1xGhuol, cap 37", Last Available: "2016-02"
8888	Pecos Dave's sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8889	Jim Carey's energetic Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes of courage	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Monster Level: +25, Spooky Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley", Last Available: "2016-02"
8890	ghostly fuchsia Glenn's dice	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8891	jittery nasty lion tamer's Van der Graaf therapeutic Former Sheriff Dan's tin star of terror	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Stench Damage: +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2016-02"
8892	El Vibrato restraints	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8893	Clara's bell	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8894	zippy supercool Granny Hackleton's Gatling gun of the storm	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2016-02"
8895	buffalo dime	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8896	cow poker	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8897	extra-vacuum-sealed super-polymerized spinning cyan poker face paint	0		Effect: "Abyssal Blood", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2016-02"
8898	realistic cap gun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8899	mirror tainted milk	1	good	Last Available: "2016-02"
8900	gun parts	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8901	triple-dry chilled triggerfingerbone	0		Effect: "Phairly Pheromonal", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2016-02"
8902	frozen ghost bit	0		Effect: "Almost Cool", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2016-02"
8903	non-dry buzzard feather	0		Effect: "Well-Oiled", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2016-02"
8904	colloidal improved blinking lion musk	0		Effect: "Once Bitten Twice Fried", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2016-02"
8905	flavorless bear claw	3	decent	Last Available: "2016-02"
8906	adjusted modified rattler gland	0		Effect: "Bilious Brawn", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2016-02"
8907	altered cold-filtered flattened yellow half-digested coal	0		Effect: "Cravin' for a Ravin'", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2016-02"
8908	anodized purple tightly-wound spine	0		Effect: "Gingerbread Robust", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2016-02"
8909	yummy narrow yellow rotting beefsteak	3	awesome	Last Available: "2016-02"
8910	perfectly mixed firemilk	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2016-02"
8911	concentrated spidercow eye-cluster	0		Effect: "Just the Brown Ones", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2016-02"
8912	mixed moomy dust	1		Last Available: "2016-02"
8913	executive boxer's western-style skinning knife	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2016-02"
8914	yellow reliable sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8915	ruddy steel knuckles	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2016-02"
8916	Tales of Western Braggadoccio	0		Skill: "Bow-Legged Swagger", Last Available: "2016-02"
8917	Hell and How I Bent It	0		Skill: "Bend Hell", Last Available: "2016-02"
8918	The Western Look	0		Skill: "Steely-Eyed Squint", Last Available: "2016-02"
8919	LT&T tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8920	Western Slang Vol. 1: Violence	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-02"
8921	blinking Western Slang Vol. 2: Cooking	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-02"
8922	Western Slang Vol. 3: Fraud	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-02"
8923	disc (white)	0		
8924	disc (black)	0		
8925	upside-down disc (red)	0		
8926	red disc (green)	0		
8927	disc (blue)	0		
8928	narrow disc (yellow)	0		
8929	wobbly upside-down red-hot knucklebone	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8930	diffused adjusted demonic cow's blood	0		Effect: "Seeing Colors", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2016-02"
8931	rinky-dink sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8932	makeshift sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8933	spinning custom sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8934	bouncing baconstone-handled sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8935	porquoise-handled sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8936	hamethyst-handled sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8937	mountain lion skin	0		Moxie Percent: +50, Last Available: "2016-02"
8938	grizzled bearskin	0		Muscle Percent: +50, Last Available: "2016-02"
8939	diamondback skin	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8940	coal snakeskin	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8941	frontwinder skin	0		Mysticality Percent: +50, Last Available: "2016-02"
8942	blurry purple rotting cowskin	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8943	wobbly shuddering cow skull	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8944	pulsating rhinestone cowhorn	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8945	shaking cow skull	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8946	blue jangly spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8947	ghostly quicksilver spurs	0		Initiative: +30, Last Available: "2016-02"
8948	thicksilver spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8949	wicksilver spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8950	slicksilver spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8951	sicksilver spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8952	mirror nicksilver spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8953	ticksilver spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8954	gray huge special edition Batfellow comic	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-12"
8955	huge Tales of the West: Cow Punching	0		
8956	red Tales of the West: Beanslinging	0		
8957	Tales of the West: Snake Oiling	0		
8958	briefcase full of snakes	0		
8959	perfumed one-gallon hat of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Stench Resistance: +5
8960	greedy two-gallon hat of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +20
8961	bouncing forbidden smartaleck's three-gallon hat	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Spell Damage Percent: +50
8962	shaking Sherlock's family-friendly four-gallon hat	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Item Drop: +25
8963	blurry five-gallon hat of the bloodbag of the businessman	0		Maximum HP: +100, Meat Drop: +50
8964	razor-sharp six-gallon hat of terror	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +10
8965	spinning mansplainer's Samson's seven-gallon hat	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Monster Level: +15
8966	eight-gallon hat of extreme caution of terror	0		Monster Level: -25, Spooky Spell Damage: +10
8967	fuchsia groovy nine-gallon hat of James Dean	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Experience (Moxie): +3
8968	banded forbidden ten-gallon hat	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Damage Absorption: +100
8969	extremely unsafe wizardly eleven-gallon hat	0		Mysticality: +25, Weapon Damage Percent: +100
8970	toy sixgun	0		
8971	snake oil	0		
8972	moist skin oil	0		Effect: "Sinuses For Miles", Effect Duration: 36
8973	dry double-improved twirling unusual oil	0		Effect: "You're High as a Crow, Marty", Effect Duration: 44
8974	tarnished oxidized yellow eldritch oil	0		Effect: "Wise Spirit", Effect Duration: 13
8975	tumbling exclusive club	0		
8976	denatured maroon mirror patent preventative tonic	0		Effect: "Pork Power", Effect Duration: 58
8977	colloidal patent invisibility tonic	0		Effect: "Nas Tea", Effect Duration: 32
8978	super-warmed pulsating patent aggression tonic	0		Effect: "Tingly Biceps", Effect Duration: 62
8979	activated patent sallowness tonic	0		Effect: "Visions of the Deep Dark Deeps", Effect Duration: 63
8980	diffused concentrated patent avarice tonic	0		Effect: "Boon of the Storm Tortoise", Effect Duration: 38
8981	pickled ionized boiled patent alacrity tonic	0		Effect: "Crimbo Epiphany", Effect Duration: 64
8982	pressed deionized corrupted marrow	0		Effect: "No Vertigo", Effect Duration: 44
8983	enchanted tolerable rodeo whiskey	4	good	Effect: "The Dinsey Spirit", Effect Duration: 30
8984	ghostly Thwaitgold scorpion statuette	0		
8985	double-paned real cowboy hat	0		Cold Resistance: +5
8986	Memories of Cow Punching	0		Free Pull
8987	narrow Memories of Beanslinging	0		Free Pull
8988	pulsating spinning Memories of Snake Oiling	0		Free Pull
8989	Witchess Set	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-03"
8990	ghostly electronic Brain Trainer game	0		Skill: "Brain Games"
8991	do-it-yourself laser eye surgery kit	0		Skill: "20/20 Vision"
8992	pickled armored prawn	1		Last Available: "2016-03"
8993	spoiled jumping horseradish	4	crappy	Last Available: "2016-03"
8994	smooth Sacramento wine	4	awesome	Last Available: "2016-03"
8995	chilled modified double-boiled Greek fire	0		Effect: "Blessing of Pikachutlotal", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2016-03"
8996	curative rock-hard baleful ox-head shield of horror of Flo-Jo	0		Spell Damage: +25, Damage Reduction: 5, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Initiative: +100, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-03"
8997	greedy savvy dented scepter of the cougar of doom of the early riser	0		Moxie: +20, Mysticality Percent: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Meat Drop: +20, Adventures: +7, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-03"
8998	sharpshooter's studded occult boxer's weightlifter's very pointy crown	0		Muscle: +15, Muscle Percent: +10, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Damage Absorption: +80, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xGhuol", Last Available: "2016-03"
8999	huge reassuring scandalous electrified supercharged quilted battle broom	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Sleaze Damage: +5, Spooky Resistance: +1, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-03"
9000	huge Clan Floundry	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-04"
9001	rosy-cheeked hardened carpe of the wise owl of the detective	0		Mysticality: +20, Damage Reduction: 3, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Item Drop: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-04"
9002	reassuring sizzling razor-sharp codpiece of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Hot Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-04"
9003	blinking ribald Lo Pan's troutsers of the bloodbag of the blizzard	0		Maximum HP: +100, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 0.5xPotato", Last Available: "2016-04"
9004	zippy smelly clever bass clarinet of temperance	0		Maximum MP: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Initiative: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-04"
9005	aromatic Annie Oakley's sharpshooter's rock-hard fish hatchet	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Critical Hit Percent: 30, Stench Resistance: +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-04"
9006	auspicious forbidden brawny tunac of doom	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Item Drop: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-04"
9007	fishin' pole	0		Last Available: "2016-04"
9008	modified denatured mirror wriggling worm	0		Effect: "Spore-Wreathed", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2016-04"
9009	tolerable tumbling bottle of Fishhead 900-Day IPA	3	good	Last Available: "2016-04"
9010	adjusted bouncing high-test fishing line	0		Effect: "Wax On Your Shoes", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2016-04"
9011	shellacked fishin' hat	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Last Available: "2016-04"
9012	Trout Fishing in Loathing	0		Skill: "Astute Angler", Last Available: "2016-04"
9013	blue shaking sonar fishfinder of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Last Available: "2016-04"
9014	luxury fly-tying workbench	0		Fishing Skill: +10, Last Available: "2016-04"
9015	tacklebox	0		Fishing Skill: +5, Last Available: "2016-04"
9016	disconnected intergnat	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-05"
9017	spinning upside-down viral video	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9018	internet point	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9019	meme generator	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9020	pulsating plus one	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9021	snack-sized moldy gallon of milk	2	crappy	Last Available: "2016-05"
9022	print screen button	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9023	screencapped monster	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9024	daily dungeon malware	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9025	infinite BACON machine	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9026	cyan First Post shirt package	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9027	scandalous electrified boxer's First Post shirt - Cir Senam	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Sleaze Damage: +5, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2016-05"
9028	high-speed upgrade	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2016-05"
9029	no spoon	0		
9030	rotten star salad	3	crappy	
9031	Thwaitgold moth statuette	0		
9032	normal bowl of Tastee-Wheet&trade;	4	good	
9033	mirror Source terminal	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-06"
9034	shaking Source essence	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9035	delicious snack-sized tumbling browser cookie	2	awesome	Last Available: "2016-06"
9036	acceptable hacked gibson	3	good	Last Available: "2016-06"
9037	up-at-dawn Source shades	0		Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2016-06"
9038	software bug	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9039	missing semicolon	0		Familiar Weight: +11
9040	Source terminal PRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9041	Source terminal GRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9042	Source terminal SPAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9043	bouncing Source terminal CRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9044	Source terminal DRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9045	Source terminal TRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9046	jittery Source terminal INGRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9047	Source terminal DIAGRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9048	Source terminal ASHRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9049	Source terminal SCRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9050	pulsating Source terminal TRIGRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9051	blinking Source terminal file: substats.enh	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9052	ghostly Source terminal file: damage.enh	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9053	narrow Source terminal file: critical.enh	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9054	Source terminal file: protect.enq	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9055	Source terminal file: stats.enq	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9056	Source terminal file: compress.edu	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9057	Source terminal file: duplicate.edu	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9058	bouncing Source terminal file: portscan.edu	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9059	Source terminal file: turbo.edu	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9060	Source terminal file: familiar.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9061	fuchsia Source terminal file: pram.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9062	blinking Source terminal file: gram.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9063	Source terminal file: spam.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9064	yellow Source terminal file: cram.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9065	Source terminal file: dram.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9066	blue Source terminal file: tram.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9067	shaking pill	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9068	shaking perfumed Jeselnik's MacGyver's extremely unsafe plastic detective badge	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Maximum MP: +100, Sleaze Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2016-07"
9069	Usain Bolt's frosty shellacked bronze detective badge of extreme caution	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Monster Level: -25, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2016-07"
9070	purple electrified hardened experienced detective badge of bravery	0		Experience: +2, Damage Reduction: 3, Spooky Resistance: +5, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2016-07"
9071	Oprah's rosy-cheeked Socratic detective badge of the businessman	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2016-07"
9072	cop dollar	0		Last Available: "2016-07"
9073	tumbling detective school application	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-07"
9074	fireproof ribald Fonzie's detective roscoe	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Sleaze Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2016-07"
9075	magnetized unsweetened blue shoe gum	0		Effect: "Demonic Flavor", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2016-07"
9076	mansplainer's chaotic dangerous noir fedora	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Monster Level: +15, Last Available: "2016-07"
9077	ghostly avaricious studded trench coat of temperance	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2016-07"
9078	perfectly mixed watered-down blurry Falcon&trade; Maltese Liquor	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2016-07"
9079	stale hardboiled egg	3	decent	Last Available: "2016-07"
9080	detective tattoo	0		Last Available: "2016-07"
9081	DIY protonic accelerator kit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-08"
9082	bouncing executive nasty energetic stiffened dangerous savvy protonic accelerator pack	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Weapon Damage: +10, Damage Reduction: 1, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Stench Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +40, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Shoot Ghost", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Trap Ghost", Last Available: "2016-08"
9083	bouncing almost-dead walkie-talkie	0		Last Available: "2016-08"
9084	rosewater-soaked Adventurer bobblehead	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2016-11"
9085	psychokinetic energy blob	0		Last Available: "2016-08"
9086	ghostly teal bindle of the brazier of the glutton	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2016-08"
9087	shellacked fleshy lump of terror	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2016-08"
9088	smelly experienced smoldering bagel punch	0		Experience: +2, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2016-08"
9089	forbidden ghostly reins of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-08"
9090	tumbling Jim Carey's derringer	0		Monster Level: +25, Last Available: "2016-08"
9091	Sinatra's Mr. Screege's spectacles	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Single Equip, Drops Meat, Last Available: "2016-08"
9092	maroon frosty Van der Graaf slick Spookyraven signet	0		Moxie: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +10, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-08"
9093	miser's tie-dyed fannypack of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-08"
9094	pulsating dog trainer's steel-toed burnt snowpants	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Experience (familiar): +1, Familiar Effect: "1.5xPotato, cap 25", Last Available: "2016-08"
9095	sizzling standards and practices guide	0		Hot Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Censorious Lecture", Last Available: "2016-08"
9096	narrow blurry resourceful hardy Carpathian longsword of the cheetah	0		Maximum HP: +50, Maximum MP: +50, Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2016-08"
9097	cyan mansplainer's Herculean Liam's mail of the glutton	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Monster Level: +15, Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2016-08"
9098	purple grievous smooth Unfortunato's foolscap of the cougar	0		Moxie: 35, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2016-08"
9099	Thwaitgold cockroach statuette	0		
9100	upside-down rad	0		
9101	purification tablet	0		
9102	supercool Wrist-Boy	0		Moxie Percent: +20
9103	Dear Past Self Package	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-09"
9104	spinning Time-Spinner	0		Last Available: "2016-09"
9105	green compounded experience	0		Last Available: "2016-09"
9106	blinking Rad-B-Gone (1 lb.)	0		
9107	aerosolized adjusted blurry Rad-Pro (1 oz.)	0		Effect: "High Blood Chocolate Content", Effect Duration: 64
9108	mirror blurry lead umbrella	0		
9109	polarized ionized Shrieking Weasel holo-record	0		Effect: "Good Motivator", Effect Duration: 50
9110	chilled Power-Guy 2000 holo-record	0		Effect: "Tremella Tremens", Effect Duration: 43
9111	vacuum-sealed bouncing fuchsia Lucky Strikes holo-record	0		Effect: "Chow Downed", Effect Duration: 18
9112	deionized huge huge EMD holo-record	0		Effect: "Jaba&ntilde;ero Saucesphere", Effect Duration: 57
9113	concentrated upside-down gray Superdrifter holo-record	0		Effect: "Coldfinger", Effect Duration: 45
9114	oxidized wobbly The Pigs holo-record	0		Effect: "Big Punkin'", Effect Duration: 42
9115	boiled red Drunk Uncles holo-record	0		Effect: "Heal Thy Nanoself", Effect Duration: 60
9116	time residue	0		Last Available: "2016-09"
9117	auspicious repaid diaper	0		Item Drop: +10
9118	jittery Riker's Search History	0		Last Available: "2016-09"
9119	fortified bad jittery Shot of Kardashian Gin	5	decent	Last Available: "2016-09"
9120	narrow resourceful Unstable Pointy Ears	0		Maximum MP: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-09"
9121	Memory Disk, Alpha	0		Last Available: "2016-09"
9122	Tea, Earl Grey, Hot	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2016-09"
9123	purple upside-down School of Hard Knocks Diploma	0		
9124	baby bark scorpion	0		
9125	droppable microphone	0		
9126	artisanal huge unidentified drink	3	EPIC	
9127	blue Tesla KoL Con 13 T-shirt of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
9128	censurious Jack Frost's discarded swimming trunks of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Resistance: +3
9129	extra-improved diluted makeup	0		Effect: "Faboooo", Effect Duration: 62
9130	tarnished blinking charisma potion	0		Effect: "Stench Jellied", Effect Duration: 51
9131	extremely confusing manual	0		
9132	energetic fortified pistol	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Maximum MP Percent: +20
9133	KoL Con 13 snowglobe	0		Drops Items, Last Available: "2016-10"
9134	normal leftover pasty	4	good	
9135	bad extra-dry jittery very whiskey	5	decent	
9136	ghostly li'l orphan tot	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-10"
9137	li'l knight costume	0		All Attributes: +15, Last Available: "2016-10"
9138	bouncing li'l unicorn costume	0		Adventures: +5, PvP Fights: +5, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9139	narrow li'l candy corn costume	0		All Resistance: +5, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9140	li'l ninja costume	0		Item Drop: +150, Lasts Until Rollover, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9141	li'l pirate costume	0		Meat Drop: +300, Lasts Until Rollover, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9142	skewed ghostly li'l clown costume	0		Experience: +15, Lasts Until Rollover, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9143	lime green li'l robot costume	0		Experience: +10, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9144	li'l eyeball costume	0		Combat Rate: -10, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9145	olive li'l liberty costume	0		Item Drop: +100, Meat Drop: +200, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9146	electrified hoarded candy wad	0		Effect: "Object Detection", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2016-10"
9147	liquefied ionized Prunets	0		Effect: "It's Soporiffic!", Effect Duration: 68
9148	Twitching Television Tattoo	0		
9149	baby scorpion	0		Familiar Weight: +10
9150	deionized super-galvanized blinking invisible string	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Effect: "Healthy Bronze Glow", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2016-10"
9151	chilled adjusted invisible seam ripper	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Effect: "Chilblains of the Corn", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2016-10"
9152	li'l ghost costume	0		Initiative: +100, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9153	spoiled raw sweet potato	3	crappy	Last Available: "2016-11"
9154	half-sized moldy narrow raw beans	2	crappy	Last Available: "2016-11"
9155	normal raw stuffing	3	good	Last Available: "2016-11"
9156	small spoiled twirling raw cranberry sauce	2	crappy	Last Available: "2016-11"
9157	moldy special miniature spinning raw turkey	2	crappy	Effect: "Hella Tough", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2016-11"
9158	bland raw mincemeat	3	decent	Last Available: "2016-11"
9159	bland tumbling raw potato	3	decent	Last Available: "2016-11"
9160	small decent maroon raw gravy	2	good	Last Available: "2016-11"
9161	stale enchanted narrow mirror raw bread	4	decent	Effect: "Cockroach Scurry", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2016-11"
9162	pulsating mini-marshmallow dispenser of the scaredy-cat of terror	0		Monster Level: -15, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2016-11"
9163	medical-grade steel-toed grievous glass casserole dish	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Damage Reduction: 9, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2016-11"
9164	bouncing stuffing fluffer	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9165	twirling medical-grade can opener of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2016-11"
9166	dehydrated pulsating tumbling turkey blaster	1		Last Available: "2016-11"
9167	Oprah's savvy glass pie plate	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2016-11"
9168	shaking Samson's potato masher of the empath	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2016-11"
9169	spinning gravy boat	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9170	bread mold	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9171	stale sweet potatoes	4	decent	Last Available: "2016-11"
9172	thick yummy bean casserole	5	awesome	Last Available: "2016-11"
9173	stale super-sized huge baked stuffing	5	decent	Last Available: "2016-11"
9174	spoiled special low-calorie cranberry cylinder	1	crappy	Effect: "You're Rubber", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2016-11"
9175	adequate thanksgiving turkey	3	good	Last Available: "2016-11"
9176	flavorless mince pie	3	decent	Last Available: "2016-11"
9177	delicious half-sized mashed potatoes	2	awesome	Last Available: "2016-11"
9178	bland warm gravy	4	decent	Last Available: "2016-11"
9179	normal bread roll	3	good	Last Available: "2016-11"
9180	spoiled maroon leftovers	3	crappy	Last Available: "2016-11"
9181	big delicious leftovers sandwich	5	awesome	Last Available: "2016-11"
9182	Eldritch Intellect: Journey into a Mind of Horror	0		Skill: "Eldritch Intellect"
9183	ghostly pulsating cornucopia	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9184	megacopia	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9185	wobbly pilgrim hat	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9186	tumbling packet of thanksgarden seeds	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9187	cashew	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9188	bomb of unknown origin	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9189	Granny Tood's Thanksgarden Catalog	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-11"
9190	eldritch effluvium	0		
9191	quantum vacuum-sealed mirror shaking eldritch concentrate	0		Effect: "Bureaucratized", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2016-11"
9192	aged practically non-alcoholic eldritch extract	1	awesome	Last Available: "2016-11"
9193	blue skewed Official Council Aide Pin of the brute of the sweet-tooth	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2016-11"
9194	acceptable watered-down tumbling yellow eldritch distillate	2	good	Last Available: "2016-11"
9195	diluted eldritch essence	1		Last Available: "2016-11"
9196	wobbly boxer's Science Notebook	0		Muscle Percent: +10
9197	miser's ribald frosty eldritch hat	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2016-11"
9198	electrified eldritch pants of wisdom of Leguizamo	0		Mysticality: +15, Monster Level: +20, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2016-11"
9199	boozy lousy eldritch elixir	5	decent	Last Available: "2016-11"
9200	twirling sizzling razor-sharp Quartet of Flare Masters Jacket	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Hot Damage: +10, Last Available: "2016-11", Rollover Effect Duration: 1
9201	blinking lump of not really wriggling eldritch matter	0		
9202	Adventurer's Kit	0		
9203	Build-a-City Gingerbread kit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-12"
9204	counterfeit city	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9205	huge wobbly sprinkles	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9206	tumbling green The Gingerbread Vigilante's Handbook	0		Skill: "Licorice Rope", Last Available: "2016-12"
9207	Sinatra's ball and chain	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Sprinkle Drop: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9208	candy dog collar	0		Sprinkle Drop: +25, Last Available: "2016-12"
9209	greedy gingerbread tophat	0		Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2016-12"
9210	gingerbread waistcoat of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2016-12"
9211	yellow occult gingerbread trousers	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Last Available: "2016-12"
9212	Usain Bolt's greedy candy dress shoes of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Meat Drop: +20, Initiative: +80, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9213	scandalous chilly hardened candy necktie	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Cold Damage: +5, Sleaze Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9214	huge Jim Carey's hale chocolate pocketwatch of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Maximum HP: +20, Monster Level: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9215	broken chocolate pocketwatch	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9216	tumbling shaking interesting clod of dirt	0		
9217	gingerbread restraining order	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9218	pulsating sprinkle-begging cup	0		Sprinkle Drop: +50, Last Available: "2016-12"
9219	rotten animal part cracker	3	crappy	Last Available: "2016-12"
9220	practically non-alcoholic perfectly mixed pulsating gingerbread wine	1	super ultra EPIC	Last Available: "2016-12"
9221	fancy flavorless jumbo gingerbread mug	5	decent	Effect: "Oth-Jeal-O", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2016-12"
9222	olive wholesome gingerbread mask	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2016-12"
9223	sizzling veiny gingerservo of mayonnaise	0		Maximum HP: +10, Hot Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9224	denatured colloidal upside-down tainted icing	0		Effect: "Gummiheart", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2016-12"
9225	toasty gingerbeard	0		Hot Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9226	blurry gingerbread smartphone	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9227	gingerbread hoodie of the cougar of doom	0		Moxie: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Sprinkle Drop: +15, Last Available: "2016-12"
9228	studded cool gingerbread pistol	0		Moxie: +5, Damage Absorption: +80, Last Available: "2016-12"
9229	gray hardened occult marzipan briefcase	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Damage Reduction: 3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-12"
9230	creme brulee torch of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-12"
9231	yellow bouncing candy crowbar of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-12"
9232	candy screwdriver of the wise owl of vim and vigor	0		Mysticality: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2016-12"
9233	gingerbread dog treat	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9234	rock-hard pumpkin spice candle	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-12"
9235	galvanized moist gingerbread spice latte	0		Effect: "Deadly Lampblade", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2016-12"
9236	skewed miser's Jack Frost's gingerbread gavel	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2016-12"
9237	narrow red gingerbread cigarette	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9238	skewed gingerbread moneybag	0		Sprinkle Drop: +25, Last Available: "2016-12"
9239	aged ginger beer	3	awesome	Last Available: "2016-12"
9240	spare chocolate parts	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9241	flattened vacuum-sealed tarnished wobbly industrial frosting	0		Effect: "Weepy, Creepy", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2016-12"
9242	non-electrified denatured colloidal fake cocktail	0		Effect: "Big Meat Big Prizes", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2016-12"
9243	watered-down artisanal high-end ginger wine	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2016-12"
9244	blinking plastic bad vibe of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2016-12"
9245	narrow plastic angry vikings of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Last Available: "2016-12"
9246	plastic Knows About Chakras of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Last Available: "2016-12"
9247	yellow Van der Graaf plastic Your Brain	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2016-12"
9248	skewed yellow executive plastic Krampus	0		Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2016-12"
9249	galvanized Inner Wisdom	0		Effect: "Piratastic", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2016-12"
9250	quantum modified Inner Strength	0		Effect: "There Is A Spoon", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2016-12"
9251	wet Inner Truth	0		Effect: "Stickler for Promptness", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2016-12"
9252	rotten spiritual candy cane	3	crappy	Last Available: "2016-12"
9253	perfectly mixed narrow cyan spiritual eggnog	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2016-12"
9254	spoiled jittery spiritual fruitcake	3	crappy	Last Available: "2016-12"
9255	immense adequate spiritual gingerbread	8	good	Last Available: "2016-12"
9256	chocolate puppy	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9257	chocolate leash	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Last Available: "2016-12"
9258	teal squat My Life of Crime, a Memoir	0		Skill: "Gingerbread Mob Hit", Last Available: "2016-12"
9259	Pop Art: a Guide	0		Skill: "Fifteen Minutes of Flame", Last Available: "2016-12"
9260	No Hats as Art	0		Skill: "Ceci N'Est Pas Un Chapeau", Last Available: "2016-12"
9261	twirling olive Rethinking Candy	0		Skill: "Sweet Synthesis", Last Available: "2016-12"
9262	fruit-leather negatives	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9263	gingerbread blackmail photos	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9264	blinking yellow briefcase full of sprinkles	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9265	fuchsia teethpick	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9266	ionized ghostly wobbly rock candy	0		Effect: "You Can Really Taste the Dormouse", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2016-12"
9267	spoiled green-iced sweet roll	3	crappy	Last Available: "2016-12"
9268	sugar raygun	0		Sprinkle Drop: +50, Last Available: "2016-12"
9269	chocolate sculpture	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9270	no hat	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-12"
9271	skewed chakra sludge	0		
9272	lime green negative lump	0		
9273	electrified hale Third Eye	0		Maximum HP: +20, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2016-12"
9274	purple blinking toasty hale Krampus Horn	0		Maximum HP: +20, Hot Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9275	spoiled miniature hambrosier	2	crappy	Last Available: "2016-12"
9276	drinkable chakra-mental wine	4	good	Last Available: "2016-12"
9277	denatured vacuum-sealed irradiated bouncing chakra malt	0		Effect: "Ack!  Barred!", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2016-12"
9278	flavorless Black Angus blackburger	3	decent	Last Available: "2016-12"
9279	aged boozy brandy	5	awesome	Last Available: "2016-12"
9280	unsweetened ghostly blinking potion of spiritual gunkifying	0		Effect: "Jittery", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2016-12"
9281	upside-down family-friendly sizzling bad vibroknife	0		Hot Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2016-12"
9282	grievous Fonzie's crystal belt buckle	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2016-12"
9283	knitted Newton's saffron antaravasaka	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Cold Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2016-12"
9284	skewed dog trainer's friendly saffron uttarasanga	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Experience (familiar): +1, Last Available: "2016-12"
9285	teal tumbling Lump-Stacking for Beginners	0		Skill: "Stack Lumps", Last Available: "2016-12"
9286	purple eternal knot tattoo	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9287	pulsating pet bad vibe	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9288	gallstone	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2016-12"
9289	scorching sizzling Uncle Crimbo's hat of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Hot Damage: 35, Last Available: "2016-12", Rollover Effect Duration: 100
9290	adequate Eldritch snap	3	good	Last Available: "2017-01"
9291	altered hot jelly	1		Effect: "Scavengers Scavenging", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2017-01"
9292	mixed tumbling jelly	1		Last Available: "2017-01"
9293	boiled jelly	1		Effect: "Sensation", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2017-01"
9294	mixed jittery sleaze jelly	1		Last Available: "2017-01"
9295	mixed stench jelly	1		Last Available: "2017-01"
9296	space planula	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-01"
9297	normal blinking toast with hot jelly	3	good	Last Available: "2017-01"
9298	stale toast with jelly	4	decent	Last Available: "2017-01"
9299	decent half-sized toast with jelly	2	good	Last Available: "2017-01"
9300	bland toast with sleaze jelly	4	decent	Last Available: "2017-01"
9301	spoiled red toast with stench jelly	3	crappy	Last Available: "2017-01"
9302	skewed space jellybicycle	0		Familiar Weight: +5
9303	hopeful candle	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-01"
9304	squat pewter candlestick	0		Familiar Weight: +10
9305	medical-grade wholesome wax hand	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2017-01"
9306	maroon medical-grade candle of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-01"
9307	yummy bite-sized wax pancake	1	awesome	Last Available: "2017-01"
9308	yellow occult Sinatra's wax face	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Last Available: "2017-01"
9309	weak aged shaking wax booze	2	awesome	Last Available: "2017-01"
9310	ghostly glob of melted wax	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
9311	modified cyan sea jelly	1		Effect: "Brother Corsican's Blessing", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2017-01"
9312	half-sized bland sea truffle	2	decent	Last Available: "2017-01"
9313	tarnished luggage key	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
9314	crushed steamer trunk	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
9315	squat bouncing recovered cufflinks of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-01"
9316	heart-shaped crate	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-02"
9317	super-alkaline LOV Elixir #3	0		Effect: "Elron's Explosive Etude", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2017-02"
9318	oxidized dry super-enhanced LOV Elixir #6	0		Effect: "Inappropriate Spirit", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2017-02"
9319	diffused ionized shaking LOV Elixir #9	0		Effect: "Stregngth of the Gnome", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2017-02"
9320	mirror twirling vibrating Herculean LOV Eardigan	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Item Drop: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-02"
9321	spinning experienced supercool LOV Epaulettes of the scaredy-cat	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Experience: +2, Monster Level: -15, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-02"
9322	green clever razor-sharp smartaleck's LOV Earrings	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Maximum MP: +20, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-02"
9323	LOV Enamorang	0		Last Available: "2017-02"
9324	bouncing LOV Emotionizer	0		Last Available: "2017-02"
9325	LOV Extraterrestrial Chocolate	0		Last Available: "2017-02"
9326	distilled squat LOV Echinacea Bouquet	1		Effect: "Fireproof Lips", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2017-02"
9327	dangerous LOV Elephant	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Last Available: "2017-02"
9328	shaking teal Tesla eldritch scanner	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2017-02"
9329	polarized colloidal huge eldritch alignment spray	0		Effect: "Fudgehound", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2017-02"
9330	tumbling LOV Entrance Pass	0		Last Available: "2017-02"
9331	inspector's lard-coated therapeutic eldritch hammer	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: +15, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2017-01"
9332	spoiled immense eldritch mushroom	9	crappy	Last Available: "2017-03"
9333	eldritch ichor	0		
9334	adequate big narrow eldritch mushroom pizza	5	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9335	eldritch tincture	0		Skill: "Evoke Eldritch Horror", Last Available: "2017-02"
9336	blurry eldritch tincture (depleted)	0		Skill: "Evoke Eldritch Horror", Last Available: "2017-02"
9337	super-chilled pressed eldritch rub	0		Effect: "Woad Warrior", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2017-02"
9338	HP-35 Calculator	0		
9339	Silver HP-35 Calculator	0		
9340	Golden HP-35 Calculator	0		
9341	blinking Platinum HP-35 Calculator	0		
9342	ghostly Diamond HP-35 Calculator	0		
9343	wobbly bottlecap	0		
9344	discarded button	0		
9345	upside-down Gummi-Memory	0		
9346	Thwaitgold amoeba statuette	0		
9347	pickled grasshopper	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9348	blurry bottle of an&iacute;s	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9349	tumbling bottle of novelty hot sauce	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9350	elemental sugarcube	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9351	purple peppermint sprig	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9352	green bottle of clam juice	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9353	cocktail mushroom	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9354	wobbly huge shot of granola liqueur	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9355	bouncing can of cherry-flavored sterno	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9356	purple lump of ichor	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9357	bottle of gregnadigne	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9358	purple ghostly bottle of Cr&egrave;me de Fugu	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9359	baby oil shooter	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9360	fish head	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9361	limepatch	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9362	pile of dirt	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9363	slime shooter	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9364	imaginary lemon	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9365	tolerable watered-down literal grasshopper	2	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9366	bad narrow double entendre	4	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9367	weak mediocre Phlegethon	2	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9368	irresponsibly strong lousy Siberian sunrise	7	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9369	mediocre blinking narrow mentholated wine	3	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9370	watered-down drinkable low tide martini	2	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9371	strong delicious shroomtini	5	awesome	Last Available: "2017-03"
9372	weak hand-crafted morning dew	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9373	delicious whiskey squeeze	3	awesome	Last Available: "2017-03"
9374	acceptable great fashioned	4	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9375	perfectly mixed Gnomish sagngria	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9376	acceptable watered-down vodka stinger	2	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9377	mediocre pulsating extremely slippery nipple	3	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9378	artisanal practically non-alcoholic piscatini	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9379	hand-crafted Churchill	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9380	perfectly mixed tumbling soilzerac	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9381	acceptable triple-distilled London frog	6	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9382	boozy smooth blinking nothingtini	5	awesome	Last Available: "2017-03"
9383	acceptable irresponsibly strong eighth plague	6	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9384	hand-crafted single entendre	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9385	hand-crafted watered-down maroon reverse Tantalus	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9386	aged watered-down bouncing elemental caipiroska	2	awesome	Last Available: "2017-03"
9387	tolerable triple-distilled wobbly Feliz Navidad	8	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9388	mediocre Bloody Nora	4	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9389	artisanal moreltini	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9390	perfectly mixed hell in a bucket	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9391	perfectly mixed Newark	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9392	lousy R'lyeh	4	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9393	distilled mediocre Gnollish sangria	5	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9394	artisanal vodka barracuda	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9395	drinkable Mysterious Island iced tea	3	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9396	tolerable weak drive-by shooting	2	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9397	tolerable gunner's daughter	4	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9398	triple-distilled aged dirt julep	8	awesome	Last Available: "2017-03"
9399	bad Simepore slime	4	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9400	perfectly mixed Phil Collins	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9401	unpowered Robortender	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-03"
9402	toggle switch (Bartend)	0		Familiar Weight: +5
9403	twirling toggle switch (Bounce)	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Equips On: "Robortender"
9404	Spacegate access badge	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-04"
9405	filter helmet	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9406	exo-servo leg braces	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9407	cyan rad cloak	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9408	gate transceiver	0		Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9409	high-friction boots	0		Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9410	Spacegate Research	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9411	lime green alien rock sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9412	upside-down alien gemstone	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9413	mirror green mirror geological sample kit	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9414	blinking botanical sample kit	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9415	spoiled super-sized blinking edible alien plant bit	5	crappy	Last Available: "2017-04"
9416	alien plant fibers	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9417	alien plant sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9418	complex alien plant sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9419	fascinating alien plant sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9420	denatured bouncing alien plant goo	1		Last Available: "2017-04"
9421	alien plant pod	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9422	zoological sample kit	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9423	toothsome jumbo blurry alien meat	5	awesome	Last Available: "2017-04"
9424	ghostly alien toenails	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9425	alien zoological sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9426	complex alien zoological sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9427	fascinating alien zoological sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9428	diluted green jittery alien animal goo	1		Effect: "Funky Coal Patina", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2017-04"
9429	alien animal milk	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9430	spant egg casing	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9431	ghostly murderbot data core	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9432	aerosolized irradiated alien medicine	0		Effect: "Jacked In", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2017-04"
9433	miniature yummy skewed alien salad	2	awesome	Last Available: "2017-04"
9434	mediocre alien booze	3	decent	Last Available: "2017-04"
9435	purple clever shellacked alien mask of Calamity Jane	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Maximum MP: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Last Available: "2017-04"
9436	upside-down inspector's Jim Carey's Herculean alien spear	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Monster Level: +25, Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2017-04"
9437	Oprah's energetic deadly alien blowgun	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Maximum MP Percent: 70, Last Available: "2017-04"
9438	ghostly zippy Sinatra's experienced alien loincloth	0		Experience: +2, Experience (Moxie): +5, Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2017-04"
9439	twirling prompt hardy supercool alien totem	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Maximum HP: +50, Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2017-04"
9440	ghostly miser's smelly forbidden alien necklace	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2017-04"
9441	blinking spant chitin	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9442	spant tendon	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9443	pulsating clever Samson's spants	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Maximum MP: +20, Last Available: "2017-04"
9444	spant shield of Tarzan of chilblains	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Cold Damage: +25, Last Available: "2017-04"
9445	stylish spant shoulderpads of the dark arts	0		Moxie: +25, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-04"
9446	huge frightening spant backplate of the glutton	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2017-04"
9447	wobbly personal trainer's spant spear of courage	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2017-04"
9448	murderbot power cell	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9449	narrow murderbot component casing	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9450	shaking murderbot monofilament	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9451	triple-denatured electrified colloidal murderbot shield unit	0		Effect: "Moon-Eyed", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2017-04"
9452	murderbot live wire	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9453	narrow Sherlock's Fonzie's beefy murderbot mask	0		Muscle: +10, Experience (Moxie): +1, Item Drop: +25, Avatar: "Murderbot", Last Available: "2017-04"
9454	galvanized chilled murderbot spring injector	0		Effect: "Elemental Flavor", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2017-04"
9455	weightlifter's murderbot whip of Flo-Jo	0		Muscle: +15, Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2017-04"
9456	fuchsia sharpshooter's occult murderbot plasma rifle	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "EXTERMINATE SPANT", Last Available: "2017-04"
9457	murderbot memory chip	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9458	space pirate treasure map	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9459	upside-down bouncing Space Pirate Astrogation Handbook	0		Skill: "Quantum Movement", Last Available: "2017-04"
9460	Non-Euclidean Finance	0		Skill: "5-D Earning Potential", Last Available: "2017-04"
9461	squat squat Peek-a-Boo!	0		Skill: "Object Quasi-Permanence", Last Available: "2017-04"
9462	ghostly Procrastinator locker key	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9463	upside-down blurry Space Baby children's book	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9464	Space Baby bawbaw	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9465	mirror Spacegate	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9466	rotten Aldebaran sardines	4	crappy	Last Available: "2017-04"
9467	high-proof delicious Centauri fish wine	6	awesome	Last Available: "2017-04"
9468	distilled cyan narrow oxygen	1		Last Available: "2017-04"
9469	upside-down Spacegate scientist's insignia of the storm of mayonnaise	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-04", Rollover Effect Duration: 30
9470	smooth Spacegate military insignia of the detective	0		Moxie: +15, Item Drop: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-04", Rollover Effect Duration: 30
9471	extremely unsafe Fonzie's Spacegate diplomat's insignia of mayonnaise	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-04"
9472	Spacegate emergency disintegrator	0		Skill: "Disintegrate", Last Available: "2017-04"
9473	Spacegate Initiative tattoo unit	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9474	adequate alien sandwich	3	good	Last Available: "2017-04"
9475	glitched malware	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
9476	denatured energized nitrogenated Spant eggs	0		Effect: "Conspiratory Eyes", Effect Duration: 34
9477	Spacegate (open)	0		Lasts Until Rollover
9478	New-You Club Membership Form	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-05"
9479	dry moist Daily Affirmation: Always be Collecting	0		Effect: "Moon-Eyed", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2017-05"
9480	super-flattened cold-filtered Daily Affirmation: Think Win-Lose	0		Effect: "The Solution", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2017-05"
9481	moist mirror Daily Affirmation: Be Superficially interested	0		Effect: "Sweet Taste", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2017-05"
9482	unsweetened electrified Daily Affirmation: Adapt to Change Eventually	0		Effect: "substats.enh", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2017-05"
9483	frozen blurry Daily Affirmation: Be a Mind Master	0		Effect: "Chunky", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2017-05"
9484	alkaline Daily Affirmation: Work For Hours a Week	0		Effect: "Bone Chilling", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2017-05"
9485	unsweetened skewed spinning Daily Affirmation: Keep Free Hate in your Heart	0		Effect: "Electrolit Up", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2017-05"
9486	moldy miniature Affirmation Cookie	2	crappy	Last Available: "2017-05"
9487	License To Kill	0		
9488	huge skewed Thwaitgold bug statuette	0		
9489	Victor's Spoils	0		
9490	ionized Threatening Missive	0		Effect: "Macho, Macho Dog", Effect Duration: 27
9491	Targeted Plague Vector	0		
9492	suspicious package	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-06"
9493	ruddy Kremlin's Greatest Briefcase of Tarzan of Leguizamo	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Monster Level: +20, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "KGB tranquilizer dart", Last Available: "2017-06"
9494	high-proof mediocre jittery basic martini	6	decent	Last Available: "2017-06"
9495	tolerable improved martini	3	good	Last Available: "2017-06"
9496	boozy hand-crafted blurry splendid martini	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-06"
9497	exploding cigar	0		Last Available: "2017-06"
9498	can of Minions-Be-Gone	0		Last Available: "2017-06"
9499	mirror tattoo gun	0		Last Available: "2017-06"
9500	gun	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-06"
9501	wobbly gum	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-06"
9502	occult thinker's plastic gundam of mayonnaise	0		Mysticality: +10, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2017-06"
9503	License to Chill	0		Last Available: "2017-07"
9504	Celsius 233	0		Skill: "Eternal Flame", Last Available: "2017-06"
9505	Celsius 233 (singed)	0		Skill: "Eternal Flame", Last Available: "2017-06"
9506	Lazenby's Life Lesson	0		Free Pull
9507	LI-11 Motor Pool voucher	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-07"
9508	Asdon Martin keyfob (on ring)	0		Last Available: "2017-07"
9509	L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate	0		
9510	spinning cyan Dust bunny	0		
9511	wobbly Pocket Meteor Guide	0		Last Available: "2017-08"
9512	Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed)	0		Last Available: "2017-08"
9513	wobbly Meteorite-Ade	0		Last Available: "2017-08"
9514	normal meteoreo	3	good	Last Available: "2017-08"
9515	mediocre meadeorite	3	decent	Last Available: "2017-08"
9516	meteoroid	0		Last Available: "2017-08"
9517	skewed nippy rosy-cheeked personal trainer's meteortarboard	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Cold Damage: +10, Last Available: "2017-08"
9518	scandalous personal trainer's meteorite guard of Flo-Jo	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Sleaze Damage: +5, Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2017-08"
9519	stiffened meteorb of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Damage Reduction: 1, Lantern: 1, Lantern Element: "Hot", Last Available: "2017-08"
9520	mirror hale studded asteroid belt	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Maximum HP: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-08"
9521	greedy wizardly meteorthopedic shoes of extreme caution	0		Mysticality: +25, Monster Level: -25, Meat Drop: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-08"
9522	upside-down wool stiffened Da Vinci's shooting morning star	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Damage Reduction: 1, Cold Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-08"
9523	narrow meteoroid	0		Last Available: "2017-08"
9524	meteor shower cap	0		Familiar Weight: +5
9525	Thwaitgold time fly statuette	0		
9526	perfectly fair coin	0		Last Available: "2017-11"
9527	Horsery contract	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-08"
9528	corked genie bottle	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-09"
9529	ghostly genie bottle	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9530	greedy scorching blessed rustproof +2 gray dragon scale mail of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Hot Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2023-09"
9531	olive pony: Dusk Shiny	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9532	pony: Shutterfly	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9533	pony: Pearjack	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9534	pony: Uniquity	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9535	teal pony: Rosey Cake	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9536	shaking pony: Spectrum Dash	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9537	huge pocket wish	0		Last Available: "2023-09"
9538	blurry dropped scrap of paper	0		
9539	spinning hunk of granite	0		
9540	shovelful of dirt	0		
9541	xo-skeleton-in-a-box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-10"
9542	exo-xo-skeleton-skeleton	0		Familiar Weight: +5
9543	fuchsia X	0		Last Available: "2017-10"
9544	O	0		Last Available: "2017-10"
9545	weak hand-crafted DUFRESNE Suds	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-09"
9546	clever smartaleck's mafia pinky ring	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Maximum MP: +20, Single Equip
9547	perfectly mixed flask of port	3	EPIC	
9548	educational cool contract enforcement stick	0		Moxie: +5, Experience: +1
9549	normal half-sized Hide-rox&trade; cookie	2	good	Last Available: "2017-10"
9550	artisanal yellow jug of booze	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-10"
9551	activated pair of candy glasses	0		Effect: "Cotton Mouthed", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2017-10"
9552	diffused double-flattened jittery temporary X tattoos	0		Effect: "Alacri Tea", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2017-10"
9553	compressed glyph of athleticism	1		Effect: "Elemental Saucesphere", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2017-10"
9554	pair of scissors	0		Last Available: "2017-10"
9555	enhanced new habit	0		Effect: "Crotchety, Pining", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2017-10"
9556	bridge truss	0		Last Available: "2017-10"
9557	chilly padded weightlifter's pearl necklace	0		Muscle: +15, Damage Absorption: +20, Cold Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-10"
9558	amorphous blob	0		Last Available: "2017-11"
9559	X	0		Last Available: "2017-11"
9560	O	0		Last Available: "2017-11"
9561	shaking twirling amorphous blob	0		Last Available: "2017-11"
9562	Usain Bolt's inspector's Jeselnik's protection stick of the boozehound	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Item Drop: +15, Booze Drop: +100, Initiative: +80
9563	dry teal roll of meat	0		Effect: "Gyromitra Gymnastics", Effect Duration: 59
9564	studded mafia thumb ring of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Damage Absorption: +80, Single Equip
9565	chilled anodized yellow cocoa chondrule	0		Effect: "Cosmic Flavor", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2020-09"
9566	lightning-fast greasy mafia middle finger ring	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Initiative: +40, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Show them your ring"
9567	flame-retardant foul-smelling cool steel drivin' hammer of the glutton	0		Moxie: +5, Stench Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +1, Food Drop: +100
9568	piece of steel	0		
9569	Socratic mafia pointer finger ring of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Single Equip, Drops Meat
9570	Jim Carey's worksite credentials	0		Monster Level: +25, Single Equip
9571	Van der Graaf brawny boxer's negotiatin' hammer of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Muscle Percent: 30, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
9572	blinking pantogram	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-11"
9573	fuchsia pantogram	0		Last Available: "2017-11"
9574	pantogram pants	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-11"
9575	lightning-fast dance instructor's mafia wedding ring	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Initiative: +40, Single Equip
9576	green huge narrow sinister mafia organizer badge	0		Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
9577	mafia filofax	0		
9578	transparent nog	1	crappy	Last Available: "2017-12"
9579	toothsome unfinished fruitcake	3	awesome	Last Available: "2017-12"
9580	deionized and cracker	0		Effect: "Stop and Smell the Fudge", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2017-12"
9581	acceptable neg grog	3	good	Last Available: "2017-12"
9582	rotten small half double fruitcake	2	crappy	Last Available: "2017-12"
9583	tasty jittery hushed puppy	3	awesome	Last Available: "2017-12"
9584	jumbo stale muffled muffuletta	5	decent	Last Available: "2017-12"
9585	moldy shushed potatoes	4	crappy	Last Available: "2017-12"
9586	red Da Vinci's plastic mime functionary	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Last Available: "2017-12"
9587	squat personal trainer's plastic mime scientist	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Last Available: "2017-12"
9588	tumbling plastic mime soldier of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2017-12"
9589	plastic mime executive of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Last Available: "2017-12"
9590	blinking wholesome plastic The Silent Nightmare	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2017-12"
9591	locked mumming trunk	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-12"
9592	mumming trunk	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9593	maroon temperance whiskey	1	good	Last Available: "2017-11"
9594	irradiated wet moist wishbone	0		Effect: "Burnt 'n' Turnt", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2017-11"
9595	tolerable practically non-alcoholic blue Racisto Ruidoso	1	good	Last Available: "2017-11"
9596	earthenware muffin tin	0		
9597	flavorless fuchsia bran muffin	4	decent	
9598	super-sized special stale blueberry muffin	5	decent	Effect: "Tingly Biceps", Effect Duration: 5
9599	silent A	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9600	yellow squat silent B	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9601	silent C	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9602	silent D	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9603	silent E	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9604	silent F	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9605	mirror maroon silent G	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9606	teal silent H	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9607	silent I	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9608	upside-down silent J	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9609	silent K	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9610	silent L	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9611	silent M	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9612	jittery silent N	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9613	spinning silent O	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9614	silent P	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9615	silent Q	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9616	silent R	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9617	silent S	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9618	jittery silent T	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9619	mirror silent U	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9620	yellow silent V	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9621	silent W	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9622	silent X	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9623	gray silent Y	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9624	silent Z	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9625	mirror crystalline cheer	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9626	anti-earplugs	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9627	pulsating warehouse key	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9628	mime pocket probe	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9629	lousy stale cheer wine	4	decent	Last Available: "2017-12"
9630	bland stale Cheer-E-Os	4	decent	Last Available: "2017-12"
9631	bouncing cheer-o-gram	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9632	Sherlock's cheerful antler hat of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2017-12"
9633	mirror olive ribald supercharged cheerful Crimbo sweater	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Sleaze Damage: +10, Last Available: "2017-12"
9634	narrow zippy aromatic cheerful pajama pants	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2017-12"
9635	wobbly The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1	0		Skill: "Silent Hunter", Last Available: "2017-12"
9636	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used)	0		Skill: "Silent Hunter", Last Available: "2017-12"
9637	skewed The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2	0		Skill: "Quiet Determination", Last Available: "2017-12"
9638	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used)	0		Skill: "Quiet Determination", Last Available: "2017-12"
9639	shaking The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3	0		Skill: "Quiet Judgement", Last Available: "2017-12"
9640	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used)	0		Skill: "Quiet Judgement", Last Available: "2017-12"
9641	wobbly The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4	0		Skill: "Silent Treatment", Last Available: "2017-12"
9642	jittery The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used)	0		Skill: "Silent Treatment", Last Available: "2017-12"
9643	pulsating The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5	0		Skill: "Silent Knife", Last Available: "2017-12"
9644	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used)	0		Skill: "Silent Knife", Last Available: "2017-12"
9645	purple The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6	0		Skill: "Quiet Desperation", Last Available: "2017-12"
9646	skewed The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used)	0		Skill: "Quiet Desperation", Last Available: "2017-12"
9647	mime eraser	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9648	acceptable executive mime flask	3	good	Last Available: "2017-12"
9649	normal nega-mushroom	3	good	Last Available: "2017-12"
9650	bad spinning nega-mushroom wine	4	decent	Last Available: "2017-12"
9651	irradiated moist cyan Cheer-Up soda	0		Effect: "Lucky Cat Is Lucky", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2017-12"
9652	decent mime army rations	4	good	Last Available: "2017-12"
9653	bad extra-dry mime army wine	5	decent	Last Available: "2017-12"
9654	denatured mime army superserum	1		Last Available: "2017-12"
9655	super-colloidal liquefied lime green spinning mime army camouflage kit	0		Effect: "Warm Shoulders", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2017-12"
9656	zippy padded miming beret	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2017-12"
9657	strapping miming shirt of the businessman	0		Muscle: +5, Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2017-12"
9658	toasty slick miming corduroys	0		Moxie: +10, Hot Damage: +5, Last Available: "2017-12"
9659	perfumed personal trainer's miming boots	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Stench Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9660	frightening smelly miming gloves	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9661	maroon God Lobster Egg	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-05"
9662	donated booze	0		
9663	donated food	0		
9664	donated candy	0		
9665	diffused energized wobbly red digital honeypot	0		Effect: "Patched In", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2025-12"
9666	lime green huge mime-proof sunglasses	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9667	shaking crafty mime army insignia (infantry)	0		Maximum MP: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12", Stat Tuning: "Muscle (all)"
9668	upside-down grievous mime army insignia (intelligence)	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12", Stat Tuning: "Mysticality (all)"
9669	brainy mime army insignia (espionage)	0		Mysticality: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12", Stat Tuning: "Moxie (all)"
9670	jittery mime army insignia (pyrotechnics)	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9671	mime army insignia (cryonics)	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9672	mime army insignia (psychological warfare)	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9673	tumbling mime army insignia (sanitation)	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9674	jittery mime army insignia (morale)	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9675	spinning supercool beefcake's mime army infiltration glove	0		Muscle: +25, Moxie Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9676	mime army shotglass	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9677	shaking mime army challenge coin	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9678	cheer extractor	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9679	kerosene-soaked skip	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-12"
9680	fireproof skip lid	0		Familiar Weight: +5
9681	moldy extra-toasted half sandwich	4	crappy	Last Available: "2018-12"
9682	boozy delicious blue mulled hobo wine	5	awesome	Last Available: "2018-12"
9683	burning newspaper	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
9684	prompt asbestos-lined ruddy burning paper hat	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Hot Resistance: +5, Adventures: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-12"
9685	lime green executive censurious fireproof burning cape	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Meat Drop: +40, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-12"
9686	wobbly greedy frosty boxer's burning paper slippers	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +20, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-12"
9687	upside-down padded sinister grievous burning paper jorts	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Spell Damage: +10, Damage Absorption: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-12"
9688	bouncing flame-retardant forbidden Fonzie's burning paper crane	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Hot Resistance: +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-12"
9689	squat January's Garbage Tote (unopened)	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-01"
9690	January's Garbage Tote	0		Last Available: "2018-01"
9691	blinking ghostly deceased crimbo tree	0		Breakable, Last Available: "2018-01", Lasts Until Rollover
9692	grievous broken champagne bottle of horror	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Breakable, Last Available: "2018-01", Lasts Until Rollover
9693	twirling savvy tinsel tights of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Mysticality Percent: +20, Last Available: "2018-01", Lasts Until Rollover
9694	bouncing tumbling fireproof nippy MacGyver's wad of used tape	0		Maximum MP: +100, Cold Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2018-01", Lasts Until Rollover
9695	knitted steel-toed stiffened silent nightlight of the detective	0		Damage Reduction: 10, Cold Resistance: +3, Item Drop: +20, Rollover Effect Duration: 50
9696	super-moist green sweetened reindeer fat	0		Effect: "Mitre Cut", Effect Duration: 36
9697	improved shaking Good 'n' Quiet	0		Effect: "Weepy, Creepy", Effect Duration: 12
9698	enhanced enhanced ghostly hot button candy	0		Effect: "Brother Flying Burrito's Blessing", Effect Duration: 60
9699	pulsating Usain Bolt's makeshift garbage shirt of the bloodbag of terror	0		Maximum HP: +100, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Initiative: +80, Breakable, Last Available: "2018-01", Lasts Until Rollover
9700	deadly Sinatra's novelty monorail ticket	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Weapon Damage: +5, Rollover Effect Duration: 100
9701	altered twirling spinning pills	1		
9702	compressed furry pill	1		Effect: "Initiative and Let Die", Effect Duration: 40
9703	dehydrated ghostly beefy pill	1		
9704	compressed excitement pill	1		Effect: "Standard Issue Bravery", Effect Duration: 15
9705	distilled mirror skewed spinning vitamin G pill	1		Effect: "Crying, Dying", Effect Duration: 15
9706	modified lucky-ish pill	1		
9707	compressed jittery blinking dieting pill	1		
9712	squat Clan Carnival Game	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-02"
9713	How To Get Bigger Without Really Trying	0		Skill: "Get Big", Last Available: "2018-02"
9714	Illustrated Mating Rituals of the Gallapagos	0		Skill: "Gallapagosian Mating Call", Last Available: "2018-02"
9715	Convincing People You Can See The Future	0		Skill: "Inscrutable Gaze", Last Available: "2018-02"
9716	Love Potions and the Wizards who Mix Them	0		Skill: "Love Mixology", Last Available: "2018-02"
9717	blurry They'll Love You In Rhinestones	0		Skill: "Acquire Rhinestones", Last Available: "2018-02"
9718	Silly Little Love Song	0		Skill: "Paul's Passionate Pop Song", Last Available: "2018-02"
9719	pulsating up-at-dawn genie's turbane of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2018-02"
9720	prompt genie's scimitar of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100, Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2018-02"
9721	Oprah's genie's pants of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2018-02"
9722	twirling greasy genie's bracers of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2018-02"
9723	asbestos-lined studded psychic's circlet	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2018-02"
9724	Tesla psychic's crystal ball of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2018-02"
9725	rock-hard psychic's pslacks of vim and vigor	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2018-02"
9726	purple wobbly forbidden psychic's amulet of the cheetah	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2018-02"
9727	bland heart-shaped candy whetstone	3	decent	Last Available: "2018-02"
9728	flavorless spinning Swedish massage fish	4	decent	Last Available: "2018-02"
9729	drinkable bouncing Third Base	3	good	Last Available: "2018-02"
9730	spirit-forward bad Bustle Hustler	5	decent	Last Available: "2018-02"
9731	non-liquefied Fabiotion	0		Effect: "Polka of Plenty", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2018-02"
9732	corrupted Bettie page	0		Effect: "Lemony Goodness", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2018-02"
9733	electrified tonic o' Banderas	0		Effect: "Eyes of the Dragon", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2018-02"
9734	ionized tarnished heather graham cracker	0		Effect: "In the Limelight", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2018-02"
9735	Lolsipop	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9736	heart cozy	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9737	eaves droppers	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9738	mirror twirling personal graffiti kit	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9739	Mysterious Red Box	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9740	gray Mysterious Green Box	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9741	Mysterious Blue Box	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9742	Mysterious Black Box	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9743	galvanized warmed improved rainbow jellybean	0		Effect: "Video Game Hot Dog", Effect Duration: 52
9744	adjusted warmed blinking mystery lollipop	0		Effect: "Sepia Tan", Effect Duration: 53
9745	Love Potion #0	0		Effect: "Tainted Love Potion", Effect Duration: 20
9746	vacuum-sealed modified mirror rhinestone	0		Effect: "Human-Plant Hybrid", Effect Duration: 54
9747	1,960 pok&eacute;dollar bill	0		
9748	metandienone	0		
9749	ghostly riboflavin	0		
9750	bronze	0		
9751	piracetam	0		
9752	ghostly ultracalcium	0		
9753	pulsating ginseng	0		
9754	squat Team Avarice cap of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50
9755	spinning miser's Team Sloth cap	0		Meat Drop: +10
9756	narrow rock-hard Team Wrath cap	0		Damage Reduction: 5
9757	banded Mu cap	0		Damage Absorption: +100
9758	Thwaitgold metabug statuette	0		
9759	Pok&eacute;fam Guide to Capturing All of Them	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-03"
9760	lime green packet of tall grass seeds	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9761	blinking Pok&eacute;-Gro fertilizer	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9762	Globmule	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9763	bouncing Bluzzard	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9764	Faux	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9765	bouncing upside-down Sledgehamster	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9766	Pimpsqueak	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9767	Pillowbug	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9768	Dressage	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9769	Sequestrian	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9770	Carpricorn	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9771	Turpin	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9772	shaking ghostly Morphan	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9773	Cycloney	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9774	Peaclock	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9775	lime green pulsating Turtive	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9776	Lepardner	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9777	Aiolion	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9778	Waifuton	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9779	Gorillape	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9780	narrow Wendtigo	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9781	ghostly Snoutlet	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9782	upside-down Ruffalo	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9783	Vaporpoise	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9784	Ghosprey	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9785	Straypler	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9786	wobbly Flan	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9787	blinking Mustardigrade	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9788	Ched	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9789	Gazelleton	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9790	Mechamelion	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9791	Bicycle	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9792	Vamprey	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9793	Wullabye	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9794	Nursine	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9795	yellow Cantelope	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9796	Ungulant	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9797	Caramel	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9798	Oppossum	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9799	jittery Amanitee	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9800	Smashmoth	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9801	Vulgure	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9802	Squib	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9803	Trafikoan	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9804	Slotter	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9805	Shudder	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9806	skewed shaking Glamare	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9807	Unspeakachu	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9808	Stooper	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9809	Disgeist	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9810	Bowlet	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9811	teal Cornbeefadon	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9812	spinning Mu	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9813	Glum berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9814	Egnaro berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9815	narrow Sitrep berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9816	Nadsat berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9817	Jamocha berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9818	twirling Tapioc berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9819	Snarf berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9820	Keese berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9821	luck incense	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Item Drop: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-03"
9822	shell bell	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-03"
9823	muscle band	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-03"
9824	amulet coin	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Meat Drop: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-03"
9825	razor fang	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-03"
9826	yellow smoke ball	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-03"
9827	lime green rocket	0		
9828	twisted wobbly magnificent oyster egg	1		
9829	distilled brilliant oyster egg	1		
9830	compressed glistening oyster egg	1		
9831	denatured bouncing scintillating oyster egg	1		
9832	dried twirling pearlescent oyster egg	1		
9833	powdered wobbly lustrous oyster egg	1		Effect: "Super-Electrified", Effect Duration: 45
9834	modified gleaming oyster egg	1		
9835	FantasyRealm membership packet	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-04"
9836	spinning FantasyRealm guest pass	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9837	huge perfumed reassuring FantasyRealm G. E. M. of the businessman	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Stench Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9838	Rubee&trade;	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9839	extremely unsafe FantasyRealm Warrior's Helm	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2018-04"
9840	Temple Grandin's FantasyRealm Mage's Hat	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Last Available: "2018-04"
9841	careful FantasyRealm Rogue's Mask	0		Monster Level: -10, Last Available: "2018-04"
9842	lump of bauxite	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
9843	wobbly twirling asbestos-lined Tesla &quot;Remember the Trees&quot; Shirt of the early riser	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Adventures: +7, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
9844	FantasyRealm key	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9845	mirror plump mushroom	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9846	tainted marshmallow	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9847	Chewsick Copperbottom's notes	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9848	LyleCo premium pickaxe	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9849	yellow LyleCo premium rope	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9850	bouncing My First Art of War	0		Skill: "Army of Toddlers", Last Available: "2018-12"
9851	dragon aluminum ore	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9852	faerie dust	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9853	poisoned druidic s'more	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9854	druidic orb	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9855	to-go brew	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9856	lime green flask of holy water	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9857	colloidal unsweetened universal antivenin	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Effect: "Ready to Snap", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2018-04"
9858	LyleCo premium monocle	0		Rubee Drop: 1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9859	LyleCo premium magnifying glass	0		Rubee Drop: 1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9860	maroon FantasyRealm tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9861	upside-down maroon pulsating LyleCo Contractor's Manual	0		Skill: "Expert Corner-Cutter", Last Available: "2018-04"
9862	decent gigantic FantasyRealm turkey leg	10	good	Last Available: "2018-04"
9863	drinkable green FantasyRealm mead	4	good	Last Available: "2018-04"
9864	fuchsia nasty haunch	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9865	blinking Cheswick Copperbottom's compass	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9866	arrest warrant	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9867	upside-down hero's skull	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9868	squat gray grolblin rum	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9869	normal bite-sized druidic s'more	1	good	Last Available: "2018-04"
9870	vaporized sachet of powder	1		Last Available: "2018-04"
9871	artisanal mourning wine	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2018-04"
9872	tumbling sanctified cola	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9873	upside-down map to the Towering Mountains	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9874	huge map to the Mystic Wood	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9875	map to the Putrid Swamp	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9876	map to the Cursed Village	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9877	map to the Sprawling Cemetery	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9878	rotten tumbling denastified haunch	4	crappy	Last Available: "2018-04"
9879	aged bad rum and good cola	3	awesome	Last Available: "2018-04"
9880	cold-filtered yellow Potion of Heroism	0		Effect: "Headstrong", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2018-04"
9881	lightning-fast censurious beefcake's leggings of the Spider Queen	0		Muscle: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2018-04"
9882	bouncing spinning frightening foul-smelling Master Thief's utility belt of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Stench Damage: +10, Spooky Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9883	double-paned stanky Duke Vampire's regal cloak of the cheetah	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +5, Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2018-04"
9884	tumbling forbidden dance instructor's Dragonscale breastplate of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2018-04"
9885	frightening shellacked belt of Ogrekind of the empath	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Familiar Weight: +5, Spooky Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9886	skewed sinister beefcake's The Ghoul King's ghoulottes of doom	0		Muscle: +25, Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2018-04"
9887	coward's electrified boxer's nozzle of the Phoenix	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Monster Level: -20, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2018-04"
9888	miser's Van der Graaf razor-sharp the Archwizard's briefs	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Meat Drop: +10, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2018-04"
9889	teal electrified hardened dance instructor's the Ley Incursion's waist	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Damage Reduction: 3, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9890	Tesla clever shield of the Skeleton Lord of the early riser	0		Maximum MP: +20, Adventures: +7, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2018-04"
9891	reassuring Tesla sinister ring of the Skeleton Lord	0		Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +1, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9892	crafty therapeutic grievous scepter of the Skeleton Lord	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Maximum MP: +10, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9893	blue censurious rosewater-soaked toasty groovy deadfall branch	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Hot Damage: +5, Stench Resistance: +3, Sleaze Resistance: +3
9894	reassuring flame-wreathed MacGyver's Staff of Kitchen Royalty of Leguizamo of the blizzard	0		Maximum MP: +100, Monster Level: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2018-04"
9895	charged druidic orb	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9896	dragon slaying sword	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9897	blinking notarized arrest warrant	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9898	delicious spirit-forward two meat muck	5	awesome	
9899	adequate tiny chocolate Ogre Chieftain	1	good	
9900	bland chocolate &quot;Phoenix&quot;	4	decent	
9901	bland chocolate Spider Queen	4	decent	
9902	artisanal blurry hipster cocktail	4	EPIC	
9903	God Lobster's Scepter	0		Equips On: "God Lobster", Familiar Effect: "small fairy/lep", Last Available: "2018-05"
9904	mirror bouncing God Lobster's Ring	0		Equips On: "God Lobster", Familiar Effect: "sombrero", Last Available: "2018-05"
9905	God Lobster's Rod	0		Equips On: "God Lobster", Familiar Effect: "whelp", Last Available: "2018-05"
9906	God Lobster's Robe	0		Equips On: "God Lobster", Familiar Effect: "block", Last Available: "2018-05"
9907	God Lobster's Crown	0		Equips On: "God Lobster", Familiar Effect: "fairy", Last Available: "2018-05"
9908	Dish of Clarified Butter	0		Last Available: "2018-05"
9909	blinking G	0		
9910	Garland of Greatness	0		
9911	twirling gattoo	0		
9912	A-Boo glue	0		
9913	glued A-Boo clue	0		
9914	squat crude oil congealer	0		
9915	snack-sized normal blue good guava	2	good	
9916	aged gin and ginger	3	awesome	
9917	Thwaitgold chigger statuette	0		
9918	twisted bouncing gaseous gravy	1		
9919	SongBoom&trade; BoomBox	0		Last Available: "2018-06"
9920	SongBoom&trade; BoomBox Box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-06"
9921	jittery A Guide to Safari	0		Skill: "Experience Safari"
9922	chilled Shielding Potion	0		Effect: "Also Schmeckt Zarathustra", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2018-06"
9923	denatured ionized anodized Punching Potion	0		Effect: "In the Limelight", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2018-06"
9924	mirror Special Seasoning	0		Last Available: "2018-06"
9925	mixed blue Nightmare Fuel	1		Effect: "Sucrose-Colored Glasses", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2018-06"
9926	Gathered Meat-Clip	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
9927	Bastille Battalion control rig crate	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-07"
9928	shaking Bastille Battalion control rig	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-07"
9929	mansplainer's banded Brutal brogues of the cougar of the storm	0		Moxie: +20, Damage Absorption: +100, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Monster Level: +15, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-07"
9930	prompt executive double-paned ruddy Draftsman's driving gloves	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Cold Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +40, Adventures: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-07"
9931	wobbly Tesla rock-hard dangerous Nouveau nosering of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Weapon Damage: +10, Damage Reduction: 5, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-07"
9932	polarized mirror purple sharkfin gumbo	0		Effect: "Orc Chops", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2018-07"
9933	altered pulsating huge boiling broth	0		Effect: "Astral Shell", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2018-07"
9934	chilled interrogative elixir	0		Effect: "Penguinny Flavor", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2018-07"
9935	Bastille Battalion Fondue Trophy	0		Last Available: "2018-07"
9936	Bastille Battalion tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2018-07"
9937	Bastille Battalion cheese wheel	0		Last Available: "2018-07"
9938	Bastille Battalion control rig loaner voucher	0		Last Available: "2018-07"
9939	upside-down kitten burglar	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-07"
9940	burglar/sleep mask	0		Last Available: "2018-07"
9941	wobbly Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette	0		
9942	Neverending Party invitation envelope	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-09"
9943	skewed Neverending Party guest pass	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9944	blinking cool beefy PARTY HARD T-shirt of the sewer	0		Muscle: +10, Moxie: +5, Stench Damage: +25, Last Available: "2018-09"
9945	ghostly Neverending Party favor	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9946	huge deluxe Neverending Party favor	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9947	blurry gas can	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9948	delicious blinking Middle of the Road&trade; brand whiskey	4	awesome	Last Available: "2018-09"
9949	neverending wallet chain	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9950	foul-smelling manspreader's pentagram bandana	0		Monster Level: +10, Stench Damage: +10, Last Available: "2018-09"
9951	brawny skull ring	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-09"
9952	electronics kit	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9953	gigantic flavorless spinning ghostly PB&J with the crusts cut off	7	decent	Last Available: "2018-09"
9954	blue shaking rosewater-soaked Tesla dorky glasses	0		Stench Resistance: +3, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-09"
9955	nippy energetic ponytail clip	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Cold Damage: +10, Last Available: "2018-09"
9956	paint palette of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paint Job", Last Available: "2018-09"
9957	shaking unremarkable duffel bag	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9958	diluted huge Purple Beast energy drink	1		Effect: "Tomato Power", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2018-09"
9959	cosmetic football	0		Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2018-09"
9960	Rosewater's shoe ad T-shirt of the storm	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2018-09"
9961	squat pump-up high-tops of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-09"
9962	extra-frozen chilled runproof mascara	0		Effect: "Comprehensively Nourished", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2018-09"
9963	jittery very small dress	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9964	auspicious electrified noticeable pumps	0		Item Drop: +10, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-09"
9965	jittery surprisingly capacious handbag	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9966	bad everfull glass	3	???	Last Available: "2018-09"
9967	van key	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9968	narrow jam band bootleg	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9969	pulsating ribald Annie Oakley's denim jacket	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Sleaze Damage: +10, Last Available: "2018-09"
9970	lime green Oprah's Sinatra's ratty knitted cap	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2018-09"
9972	twirling quilted intimidating chainsaw of horror	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-09"
9973	lousy party beer bomb	4	decent	Last Available: "2018-09"
9974	spoiled big sweet party mix	5	crappy	Last Available: "2018-09"
9975	twisted gray party balloon	1		Last Available: "2018-09"
9976	rock-hard hardened party pants	0		Damage Reduction: 8, Last Available: "2018-09"
9977	prompt nasty party whip of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Stench Damage: +5, Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2018-09"
9978	green Party Planning on a Budget	0		Skill: "Budget Conscious", Last Available: "2018-09"
9979	weak lousy enchanted TRIO cup of beer	2	decent	Effect: "Strange Mental Acuity", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2018-09"
9980	small normal party platter for one	2	good	Last Available: "2018-09"
9981	diluted ghostly Party-in-a-Can&trade;	1		Last Available: "2018-09"
9982	party pup	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9983	chaotic party crasher of temperance	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Party Crash", Last Available: "2018-09"
9984	blurry Living to Drink, Drinking to Live	0		Last Available: "2018-09", Skill: "Drinking to Drink"
9985	tumbling Party Tattoo&trade; gift certificate	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9986	teal party mouse hat	0		Familiar Weight: +5
9987	wobbly latte lovers member's mug	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Throw Latte on Opponent", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Offer Latte to Opponent", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Gulp Latte", Last Available: "2018-10"
9988	latte lovers club card	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-10"
9989	voter registration form	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-11"
9990	tumbling deadly &quot;I Voted!&quot; sticker	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-11"
9991	absentee voter ballot	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
9992	snake skin	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
9993	forbidden Newton's snakeskin thighboots	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2018-11"
9994	pulsating upside-down Fonzie's smooth snakeskin cowboy hat	0		Moxie: +15, Experience (Moxie): +1, Last Available: "2018-11"
9995	coward's energetic snakeskin jacket	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Monster Level: -20, Last Available: "2018-11"
9996	slime glob	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
9997	slime glob	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
9998	slime glob	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
9999	blue twirling studded arcane researcher's slime waders of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Damage Absorption: +80, Last Available: "2018-11"
10001	mirror Sherlock's family-friendly slime fedora of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2018-11"
10002	narrow prompt frosty Van der Graaf slime knuckles	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Adventures: +3, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2018-11"
10003	shaking government requisition form	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
10004	chilly dog trainer's arcane researcher's government-issued slacks	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Experience (familiar): +1, Cold Damage: +5, Last Available: "2018-11"
10005	hardy baleful experienced government-issued eyeshade	0		Experience: +2, Spell Damage: +25, Maximum HP: +50, Last Available: "2018-11"
10006	lime green foul-smelling razor-sharp government-issued necktie of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Stench Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-11"
10007	fireproof mutant arm of Leguizamo of the overflowing toilet	0		Monster Level: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2018-11"
10008	zippy miser's supercool mutant legs	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Meat Drop: +10, Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2018-11"
10009	Jeselnik's sizzling mutant crown of the sewer	0		Hot Damage: +10, Stench Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +25, Last Available: "2018-11"
10010	stale ghostly ectoplasm	3	decent	Last Available: "2018-11"
10011	jumbo bland	5	decent	Last Available: "2018-11"
10012	drinkable blurry bottle of vodka	3	good	Last Available: "2018-11"
10013	immense flavorless fancy tumbling pizza	9	decent	Effect: "Okee-Dokee Computer", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2018-11"
10014	boozy lousy shaking martini	5	decent	Last Available: "2018-11"
10015	gigantic adequate cherry pie	7	good	Last Available: "2018-11"
10016	fancy drinkable olive blinking eggnog	3	good	Effect: "Don't Rest Ye, Bold Adventurer", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2018-11"
10017	glob of undifferentiated tissue	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
10018	miniature adequate Hell ramen	2	good	Last Available: "2018-11"
10019	tolerable gimlet	3	good	Last Available: "2018-11"
10020	hand-crafted twice-haunted screwdriver	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2018-11"
10021	rotten candy cane	3	crappy	Last Available: "2018-12"
10022	weak hand-crafted wobbly runny fermented egg	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2018-12"
10023	flavorless tumbling oldcake	4	decent	Last Available: "2018-12"
10024	immense spoiled green traditional Crimbo cookie	7	crappy	Last Available: "2023-06"
10025	Annie Oakley's plastic wild beaver	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Last Available: "2018-12"
10026	shaking sage plastic reindeer	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Last Available: "2018-12"
10027	executive plastic Caf&eacute; Elf	0		Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2018-12"
10028	lime green plastic orphan of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Last Available: "2018-12"
10029	green forbidden plastic Abuela Crimbo	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2018-12"
10030	wobbly yule pup	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10031	Braindeer	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10032	Crimbo dog sweater	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10033	aromatic savvy pristine walrus tusk	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2018-12"
10034	thick walrus blubber	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10035	stanky toasty electrified beefy Staff of Frozen Lard	0		Muscle: +10, Hot Damage: +5, Stench Spell Damage: +25, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2018-12"
10036	twirling bomb	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10037	plastic bazooka	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10038	wobbly mooseflank	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10039	stale fancy grilled mooseflank	4	decent	Effect: "Weather, Man", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2018-12"
10040	normal moosemeat pie	3	good	Last Available: "2018-12"
10041	skewed chaotic balanced antler	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Last Available: "2018-12"
10042	fireproof dam	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2018-12"
10043	bad beavermouth	4	decent	Last Available: "2018-12"
10044	triple-distilled hand-crafted mirror beaver punch (papaya)	9	EPIC	Last Available: "2018-12"
10045	delicious beaver punch (peach)	3	awesome	Last Available: "2018-12"
10046	watered-down acceptable beaver punch (cherry)	2	good	Last Available: "2018-12"
10047	narrow miser's smooth Canadian lantern	0		Moxie: +15, Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2018-12"
10048	reassuring muskox-skin cap	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2018-12"
10049	Boxing Day care package	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-12"
10050	adequate glass of raw eggs	3	good	Last Available: "2018-12"
10051	enchanted watered-down lousy punch-drunk punch	2	decent	Effect: "Fudgehound", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2018-12"
10052	distilled blue body spradium	1		Effect: "Category", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2018-12"
10053	bauxite beret of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Last Available: "2018-12"
10054	tumbling jittery bauxite boxers of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2018-12"
10055	jittery fortified bauxite bow-tie	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-12"
10056	skewed twirling Boxing Day Pass	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10057	Kramco Industries packing carton	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-01"
10058	sizzling nippy curative wizardly strapping Kramco Sausage-o-Matic&trade;	0		Muscle: +5, Mysticality: +25, Cold Damage: +10, Hot Damage: +10, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2019-01"
10059	spinning sausage casing	0		Last Available: "2019-01"
10060	stale half-sized sausage	2	decent	Last Available: "2019-01"
10061	skewed asbestos-lined lard-coated red-hot sausage fork	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2019-01"
10062	shaking pulsating bag of sausage links	0		Last Available: "2019-01"
10063	squat sausage golem	0		Last Available: "2019-01"
10064	jar of relish	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10065	spinning Toyleporter	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10066	special perfectly mixed fortified twirling beer	5	EPIC	Effect: "Big Punkin'", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2018-12"
10067	normal wobbly twirling mirror yule gruel	4	good	Last Available: "2018-12"
10068	enchanted acceptable hot watered rum	3	good	Effect: "Puzzle Fury", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2018-12"
10069	practically non-alcoholic artisanal bottle of Crimbognac	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	Last Available: "2018-12"
10070	snack-sized moldy Crimboysters Rockefeller	2	crappy	Last Available: "2018-12"
10071	vaporized Crimbeau de toilette	1		Last Available: "2018-12"
10072	Crimbo candle	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10073	jittery Carol of the Bulls	0		Skill: "Carol of the Bulls", Last Available: "2018-12"
10074	red ghostly Carol of the Bulls (used)	0		Skill: "Carol of the Bulls", Last Available: "2018-12"
10075	Carol of the Hells	0		Skill: "Carol of the Hells", Last Available: "2018-12"
10076	Carol of the Hells (used)	0		Skill: "Carol of the Hells", Last Available: "2018-12"
10077	Carol of the Thrills	0		Skill: "Carol of the Thrills", Last Available: "2018-12"
10078	shaking fuchsia Carol of the Thrills (used)	0		Skill: "Carol of the Thrills", Last Available: "2018-12"
10079	hardy quilted Da Vinci's Crimbolex watch	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Damage Absorption: +40, Maximum HP: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-12", Nonstackable Watch, Rollover Effect Duration: 100
10080	tumbling Crimbo tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10081	prompt Sinatra's Newton's hand-knitted Crimbo socks	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Experience (Moxie): +5, Adventures: +3
10082	knitted sinister chalk chlamys	0		Spell Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2019-12"
10083	sizzling coward's chalk chain	0		Monster Level: -20, Hot Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10084	teal censurious sizzling chalk chalice	0		Hot Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2019-12"
10085	squat padded smooth chalk chinos	0		Moxie: +15, Damage Absorption: +20, Last Available: "2019-12"
10086	chalk chapeau of the cougar of Leguizamo	0		Moxie: +20, Monster Level: +20, Last Available: "2019-12"
10087	wicked beefy chalk choker	0		Muscle: +10, Spell Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10088	dehydrated lime green narrow chalk chunks	1		Effect: "Carrrsmic", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2019-12"
10089	anodized polymerized pickled jittery candy chalk	0		Effect: "Familial Ties", Effect Duration: 48
10090	hardened marble maebari of the businessman	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2019-12", Thorns: 1
10091	auspicious rosy-cheeked marble mantle	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2019-12", Thorns: 1
10092	upside-down lard-coated beefcake's marble magnet	0		Muscle: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12", Thorns: 1
10093	huge chilly Herculean marble mignonette bowl	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Cold Damage: +5, Last Available: "2019-12", Thorns: 1
10094	extremely unsafe marble medallion of the sewer	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Stench Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12", Thorns: 1
10095	occult dance instructor's marble mariachi hat	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Last Available: "2019-12", Thorns: 1
10096	dried twirling cyan marble molecules	1		Effect: "Arresistible", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2019-12"
10097	pickled diffused moist Mallomarbles	0		Effect: "On the Shoulders of Giants", Effect Duration: 44
10098	blue resourceful brainy punching bag	0		Mysticality: +5, Maximum MP: +50, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paraffin Prism", Last Available: "2020-12"
10099	toasty coward's pith helmet	0		Monster Level: -20, Hot Damage: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paraffin Prism", Last Available: "2020-12"
10100	shaking sinister beefy poncho	0		Muscle: +10, Spell Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paraffin Prism", Last Available: "2020-12"
10101	extremely unsafe pendant of the sewer	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Stench Damage: +25, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paraffin Prism", Last Available: "2020-12"
10102	rosewater-soaked Temple Grandin's palazzos	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Stench Resistance: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paraffin Prism", Last Available: "2020-12"
10103	bouncing flame-wreathed healthy pseudoaccordion	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Song Duration: 5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paraffin Prism", Last Available: "2020-12"
10104	compressed pieces	1		Last Available: "2020-12"
10105	nitrogenated anodized Para-Pop	0		Effect: "A Few Extra Pounds", Effect Duration: 22
10106	prompt rock-hard terra cotta truss	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Adventures: +3, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Terra Cotta Army", Last Available: "2020-12"
10107	censurious curative terra cotta trousers	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Terra Cotta Army", Last Available: "2020-12"
10108	curative educational terra cotta tongs	0		Experience: +1, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Terra Cotta Army", Last Available: "2020-12"
10109	huge aromatic educational terra cotta train	0		Experience: +1, Stench Resistance: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Terra Cotta Army", Last Available: "2020-12"
10110	twirling clever terra cotta tie tack of bravery	0		Maximum MP: +20, Spooky Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Terra Cotta Army", Last Available: "2020-12"
10111	Oprah's educational terra cotta tambourine	0		Experience: +1, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Terra Cotta Army", Last Available: "2020-12"
10112	distilled blurry terra cotta tidbits	1		Effect: "Cold Hands", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2020-12"
10113	warmed concentrated cyan terra panna cotta	0		Effect: "Pie in the Sky", Effect Duration: 49
10114	frightening careful velour voulge	0		Monster Level: -10, Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2021-12"
10115	reassuring friendly velour vambraces	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Spooky Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10116	Jeselnik's ribald velour veil	0		Sleaze Damage: 35, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10117	razor-sharp velour viscometer of Leguizamo	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Monster Level: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10118	bouncing MacGyver's velour valise of horror	0		Maximum MP: +100, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2021-12"
10119	chilly Tesla velour vaqueros	0		Cold Damage: +5, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2021-12"
10120	distilled velour veneer	1		Last Available: "2021-12"
10121	vacuum-sealed flattened corrupted Velougats&trade;	0		Effect: "Smugness", Effect Duration: 50
10122	bouncing frosty glass suspenders of the boozehound	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Booze Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10123	Temple Grandin's smooth glass shield	0		Moxie: +15, Familiar Weight: +7, Last Available: "2021-12"
10124	squat glass stetson of dire peril of the cheetah	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2021-12"
10125	narrow wicked glass spectacles of the early riser	0		Spell Damage: +5, Adventures: +7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10126	fortified glass shiv of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Damage Absorption: +60, Last Available: "2021-12"
10127	teal zippy glass serape of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2021-12"
10128	modified purple glass shards	1		Last Available: "2021-12"
10129	altered dry hard candy	0		Effect: "Just Aged Enough", Effect Duration: 22
10130	Herculean brawny loofah lumberjack's hat	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Experience (Muscle): +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Loofah Head-Scratch", Last Available: "2022-12"
10131	wholesome padded loofah lei	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Loofah Lei Lasso", Last Available: "2022-12"
10132	upside-down Van der Graaf sage loofah lederhosen	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Loofah Hosenzittern", Last Available: "2022-12"
10133	zippy loofah ladle	0		Item Drop: +5, Initiative: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Loofah Stew", Last Available: "2022-12"
10134	electrified savvy loofah legwarmers	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Loofah Leglifts", Last Available: "2022-12"
10135	skewed narrow vibrating Da Vinci's loofah lavalier	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Loofah Lava", Last Available: "2022-12"
10136	mixed skewed gray loofah lumps	1		Last Available: "2022-12"
10137	aerosolized denatured maroon chocolate-covered loofah	0		Effect: "Seriously Mutated", Effect Duration: 43
10138	blue Tesla flagstone flag of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Flagellate", Last Available: "2022-12"
10139	narrow lion tamer's energetic flagstone flail	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Experience (familiar): +2, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Flagflog", Last Available: "2022-12"
10140	curative slick flagstone flip-flops	0		Moxie: +10, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Flagstone Flap Flip", Last Available: "2022-12"
10141	blinking knitted Lo Pan's flagstone fez	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Cold Resistance: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Flagstone Fez Ritual", Last Available: "2022-12"
10142	blinking ghostly hale Samson's flagstone fleece	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Maximum HP: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Flagstone Fleece Flex", Last Available: "2022-12"
10143	flagstone fringe of Leguizamo of the empath	0		Monster Level: +20, Familiar Weight: +5, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Flagstone Foxtrot", Last Available: "2022-12"
10144	dehydrated flagstone flagments	1		Last Available: "2022-12"
10145	oxidized Flag by the Foot&trade;	0		Effect: "Carol of the Bones", Effect Duration: 15
10146	elf sleeper agent	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-12"
10147	red-and-green microcamera	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10148	ribald cobbled-together Meat detector	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-12"
10149	electrified quadruple-flattened tin thermos of chai	0		Effect: "Human-Humanoid Hybrid", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2019-12"
10150	twisted skewed prototype stimulant	1		Effect: "Human-Hobo Hybrid", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2019-12"
10151	auspicious tailored vest	0		Item Drop: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-12"
10152	sew-on bandage	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10153	green really nice net	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10154	aromatic elf army poncho	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-12"
10155	delicious bite-sized elf army field rations	1	awesome	Last Available: "2019-12"
10156	lime green gingernade	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10157	purple nippy arcane researcher's discarded bowtie	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Cold Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-12"
10158	special hand-crafted martiny	3	EPIC	Effect: "Polka of Plenty", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2019-12"
10159	tryptophan dart	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10160	corrupted pickled yellow licorice snake	0		Effect: "Vinegavotte", Effect Duration: 64
10161	ionized virgin jello shot	0		Effect: "Stinkybeard", Effect Duration: 59
10162	diffused alkaline blue pulsating mutated candy lump	0		Effect: "Cranberry Cordiality", Effect Duration: 17
10163	wet anodized wet government-issued candy	0		Effect: "Bonelording", Effect Duration: 24
10164	unsweetened Pneumo bar	0		Effect: "Natural 20", Effect Duration: 18
10165	narrow mint condition Lil' Doctor&trade; bag	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-02"
10166	chaotic Oprah's Lil' Doctor&trade; bag	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Otoscope", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Reflex Hammer", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Chest X-Ray", Last Available: "2019-02"
10168	blood bag	0		
10169	normal diet special bloodstick	1	good	Effect: "Hypercubed", Effect Duration: 35
10170	high-proof drinkable bottle of Sanguiovese	10	good	
10171	special gigantic stale actual blood sausage	9	decent	Effect: "Faboooo", Effect Duration: 25
10172	practically non-alcoholic artisanal teal mulled blood	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	
10173	stale blood snowcone	4	decent	
10174	drinkable twirling Red Russian	3	good	
10175	normal half-sized blood roll-up	2	good	
10176	enchanted perfectly mixed bottle of blood	4	EPIC	Effect: "Super-Electrified", Effect Duration: 50
10177	spoiled blood-soaked sponge cake	3	crappy	
10178	perfectly mixed fancy squat vampagne	3	super EPIC	Effect: "Spring Training", Effect Duration: 5
10179	adequate plain snowcone	3	good	
10180	Booke of Vampyric Knowledge	0		
10181	cyan skewed money bag	0		
10182	pulsating twirling money bag	0		
10183	money bag	0		
10184	fuchsia Thwaitgold mosquito statuette	0		
10185	skewed bucket of Vampyre blood	0		
10186	blood knife	0		Lasts Until Rollover
10187	PirateRealm membership packet	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-04"
10188	pulsating mirror PirateRealm guest pass	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10189	nippy educational cool PirateRealm eyepatch	0		Moxie: +5, Experience: +1, Cold Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10190	pulsating bloody harpoon	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10191	blurry spinning compass	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10192	skull key	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10193	huge curious anemometer	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10194	Red Roger's flag	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10195	purple Glass Jack's spyglass	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10196	wobbly recursed compass	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10197	tomb-opener	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10198	blinking Red Roger's map	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10199	snack-sized flavorless ghostly crabsicle	2	decent	Last Available: "2019-04"
10200	melty plastic grenade	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10201	mediocre distilled bottle of dark rhum	5	decent	Last Available: "2019-04"
10202	watered-down acceptable bottle of extra-dark rhum	2	good	Last Available: "2019-04"
10203	tolerable pulsating bottle of super-extra-dark rhum	3	good	Last Available: "2019-04"
10204	corrupted pirate shaving cream	0		Effect: "The Dark Lord Rides in Force Tonight", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2019-04"
10205	mirror chilly conquistador's breastplate of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Cold Damage: +5, Last Available: "2019-04"
10206	shaking narrow double-paned Rosewater's pirate pantaloons	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Cold Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2019-04"
10207	jittery [glitch season reward name]	0		
10208	jittery signal fragment	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10209	windicle	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10210	huge ribald pirate radio ring of bravery	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-04"
10211	ghostly twirling Island Drinkin', a Tiki Mixology Odyssey	0		Skill: "Tiki Mixology", Last Available: "2019-04"
10212	tasty pineapple slab	3	awesome	Last Available: "2019-04"
10213	flavorless bouncing hibiscus petal	3	decent	Last Available: "2019-04"
10214	denatured huge mint leaf	0		Effect: "Polar Express", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2019-04"
10215	blurry cocoa of youth	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10216	boiled ghostly ice molecule	1		Last Available: "2019-04"
10217	blurry purple twirling Red Roger's reliquary	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10218	mirror Red Roger's right hand	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10219	Red Roger's left hand	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10220	twirling Red Roger's right foot	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-04"
10221	lime green Red Roger's left foot	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-04"
10222	Red Roger's skull	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10223	mixed cyan tumbling wobbly pewter shavings	1		Last Available: "2019-04"
10224	Red Roger tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10225	PirateRealm fun-a-log	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10226	shaking plush sea serpent of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Monster Level: -100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-04"
10227	moldy bite-sized pirate fork	1	???	Last Available: "2019-04"
10228	Scurvy and Sobriety Prevention	0		Skill: "Prevent Scurvy and Sobriety", Last Available: "2019-04"
10229	narrow olive ring	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-04"
10230	clever beefy piratical blunderbuss	0		Muscle: +10, Maximum MP: +20, Last Available: "2019-04"
10231	upside-down spinning chaotic PirateRealm party hat of wisdom of the sweet-tooth	0		Mysticality: +15, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2019-04"
10232	mediocre Island Landslide	3	decent	Last Available: "2019-04"
10233	watered-down lousy Island Thunderstorm	2	decent	Last Available: "2019-04"
10234	drinkable spinning Island Hurricane	3	good	Last Available: "2019-04"
10235	fancy drinkable Skull Punch	4	good	Effect: "A Few Extra Pounds", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2019-04"
10236	delicious Electric Punch	3	awesome	Last Available: "2019-04"
10237	artisanal special purple Smuggler's Punch	3	super EPIC	Effect: "Overstimulated", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2019-04"
10238	perfectly mixed practically non-alcoholic Scorpion Bowl	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	Last Available: "2019-04"
10239	special watered-down lousy Turtle Bowl	2	decent	Effect: "Superveiny 9000", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2019-04"
10240	artisanal Cobra Bowl	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2019-04"
10241	vampyric cloake pattern	0		Free Pull
10242	perfumed asbestos-lined dog trainer's Sinatra's vampyric cloake of Calamity Jane	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Experience (familiar): +1, Hot Resistance: +5, Stench Resistance: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Become a Wolf", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Become a Cloud of Mist", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Become a Bat", Last Available: "2019-03"
10243	plastic pirate hat	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10244	irradiated bouncing one piece of bubble gum	0		Effect: "The Moxious Madrigal", Effect Duration: 33
10245	narrow arcanoferric housing	0		
10246	blurry intact medium-wave antenna	0		
10247	purple 18-picohertz resonator crystal	0		
10248	upside-down blown-out speaker cone	0		
10249	twirling overloaded short-pulse transistor	0		
10250	Fourth of May Cosplay Saber kit	0		Free Pull
10251	scandalous electrified Fourth of May Cosplay Saber of courage	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Spooky Resistance: +3, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Use the Force", Last Available: "2019-05"
10252	ring	0		Single Equip
10253	Thwaitgold nymph statuette	0		
10254	miser's mansplainer's Lo Pan's supercharged stiffened forbidden personal trainer's hewn moon-rune spoon of James Dean of temperance of the glutton of the cheetah	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Damage Reduction: 1, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Monster Level: +15, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +10, Food Drop: +100, Initiative: +60, Single Equip, Alters Page Text, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Dragoon Platoon", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spittoon Monsoon", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Festoon Buffoon", Last Available: "2019-06", Rollover Effect Duration: 50
10255	gray cartoon harpoon	0		Last Available: "2019-06"
10256	lime green rune-strewn spoon cocoon	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-06"
10257	bouncing Beach Comb Box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-07"
10258	toasty careful vibrating Beach Comb	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Monster Level: -10, Hot Damage: +5, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Beach Combo", Last Available: "2019-07"
10259	spinning grain of sand	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10260	small pile of sand	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10261	pile of sand	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10262	pile of sand	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10263	empty hourglass	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10264	bouncing hourglass	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10265	pulsating etched hourglass	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10266	adjusted twirling mirror magenta seashell	0		Effect: "Sweetened and Fattened", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2019-07"
10267	galvanized activated jittery cyan seashell	0		Effect: "Brother Corsican's Blessing", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2019-07"
10268	quantum jittery shaking upside-down gray seashell	0		Effect: "Melancholy Burden", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2019-07"
10269	dry twirling seashell	0		Effect: "Eyes Wide Propped", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2019-07"
10270	diffused diffused colloidal seashell	0		Effect: "Night of the Nachos", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2019-07"
10271	bunch of sea grapes	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10272	watered-down bad teal bottle of sea wine	2	decent	Last Available: "2019-07"
10273	twisted kelp	1		Last Available: "2019-07"
10274	skewed avaricious perfumed coward's Annie Oakley's energetic Fonzie's Herculean wizardly driftwood hat of the sweet-tooth	0		Mysticality: +25, Experience (Muscle): +1, Experience (Moxie): +1, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Monster Level: -20, Stench Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +30, Candy Drop: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-07"
10275	jittery scorching Jack Frost's mansplainer's MacGyver's clever grievous driftwood pants of the bloodbag of the scaredy-cat of temperance	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Maximum HP: +100, Maximum MP: 120, Monster Level: 0, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Hot Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-07"
10276	dog trainer's supercharged ruddy dance instructor's Newton's thinker's driftwood bracelet of vim and vigor of the blizzard of Flo-Jo	0		Mysticality: +10, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Maximum HP Percent: 90, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Experience (familiar): +1, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Initiative: +100, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-07"
10277	scandalous arcane researcher's Socratic waders	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Sleaze Damage: +5, Last Available: "2019-07"
10278	quilted spearfish fishing spear of the bloodbag of the early riser	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Maximum HP: +100, Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2019-07"
10279	nasty hardy rabbitfish fin of the brazier	0		Maximum HP: +50, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Stench Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-07"
10280	piece of coral	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10281	blue piece of driftwood	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10282	red censurious lard-coated weightlifter's pirate cutlass	0		Muscle: +15, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-07"
10283	lightning-fast Jeselnik's cool tricorn hat	0		Moxie: +5, Sleaze Damage: +25, Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2019-07"
10284	twirling resourceful curative shellacked swash buckle	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Maximum MP: +50, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-07"
10285	meteorite fragment	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10286	frosty wicked meteorite earring of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Spell Damage: +5, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-07"
10287	green fortified boxer's meteorite necklace of extreme caution	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Damage Absorption: +60, Monster Level: -25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-07"
10288	lightning-fast wholesome meteorite ring of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Initiative: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-07"
10289	super-energized Finnish Fish	0		Effect: "Salty Mouth", Effect Duration: 59
10290	chilled double-wet twirling chocolate doubloon	0		Effect: "init.enh", Effect Duration: 52
10291	cyan censurious Samson's driftwood beach comb of chilblains	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Cold Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-07"
10292	maroon Distant Woods Getaway Brochure	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-08"
10293	squat stick of firewood	0		Last Available: "2019-08"
10294	fireproof hardy dangerous whittled tiara	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Maximum HP: +50, Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2019-08"
10295	twirling gravedigger's steel-toed stylish whittled shorts	0		Moxie: +25, Damage Reduction: 9, Spooky Damage: +10, Last Available: "2019-08"
10296	scandalous chilly groovy whittled flail	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Cold Damage: +5, Sleaze Damage: +5, Last Available: "2019-08"
10297	skewed dog trainer's whittled wand of the pedagogue of the blizzard	0		Experience: +3, Experience (familiar): +1, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2019-08"
10298	avaricious Rosewater's beefcake's whittled flute	0		Muscle: +25, Mysticality Percent: +30, Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2019-08"
10299	blinking gravedigger's extremely unsafe whittled bear figurine of the brazier	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-08"
10300	knitted Da Vinci's whittled owl figurine of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Experience (Mysticality): +5, Cold Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-08"
10301	teal family-friendly therapeutic whittled fox figurine of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +1, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-08"
10302	wobbly spinning clever steel-toed occult brawny whittled walking stick	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Damage Reduction: 9, Maximum MP: +20, Last Available: "2019-08"
10303	normal campfire hot dog	3	good	Last Available: "2019-08"
10304	immense stale campfire baked potato	7	decent	Last Available: "2019-08"
10305	delicious huge campfire s'more	7	awesome	Last Available: "2019-08"
10306	stale campfire beans	4	decent	Last Available: "2019-08"
10307	moldy snack-sized campfire stew	2	crappy	Last Available: "2019-08"
10308	twirling campfire coffee	1	awesome	Last Available: "2019-08"
10309	dry leftover chocolate bar	0		Effect: "Fan-Cooled", Effect Duration: 34
10310	rare Meat isotope	0		
10311	burnt stick	0		Last Available: "2019-08"
10312	blue bundle of firewood	0		Last Available: "2019-08"
10313	campfire smoke	0		
10314	Murgatroyd diode	0		
10315	teal signal receiver	0		
10316	space shield	0		
10317	ghostly signal jammer	0		Single Equip
10318	upside-down low-pressure oxygen tank	0		Single Equip
10319	blurry Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette	0		
10320	decent pulsating space chowder	3	good	
10321	drinkable irresponsibly strong space wine	10	good	
10322	The Imploded World	0		Skill: "Implode Universe"
10323	maroon ghostly packaged Pocket Professor	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-09"
10324	Pocket Professor memory chip	0		
10325	Law of Averages	0		
10332	Unopened Eight Days a Week Pill Keeper	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-10"
10333	squat lion tamer's Tesla sage Eight Days a Week Pill Keeper	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Experience (familiar): +2, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Avoid Attack: 1, Last Available: "2019-10"
10334	unopened diabolic pizza cube box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-11"
10335	spinning diabolic pizza cube	0		Last Available: "2019-11"
10336	diabolic pizza	3	???	Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-11"
10337	rotten fancy bu&ntilde;uelos Jaliscos	3	crappy	Effect: "Limber as Mortimer", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2019-12"
10338	decent flan del mar	4	good	Last Available: "2019-12"
10339	bland Baja sopapilla	3	decent	Last Available: "2019-12"
10340	dance instructor's plastic Mer-kin baker	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Last Available: "2019-12"
10341	skewed supercharged plastic sea elf	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2019-12"
10342	hardy plastic yuleviathan	0		Maximum HP: +50, Last Available: "2019-12"
10343	greedy plastic dolphin &quot;orphan&quot;	0		Meat Drop: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10344	twirling deadly plastic Dolph Bossin	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Last Available: "2019-12"
10345	olive red-spotted snapper roe	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-12"
10346	thick stale skewed mana-coated yams	5	decent	Last Available: "2019-11"
10347	normal mana-basted tofurkey leg	3	good	Last Available: "2019-11"
10348	jumbo bland mana-fortified cranberry sauce	5	decent	Last Available: "2019-11"
10349	stale mana-stuffed herbal stuffing	3	decent	Last Available: "2019-11"
10350	human musk	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10351	triple-Vulcanized chilled patch of extra-warm fur	0		Effect: "Greased-Up Familiar", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2019-12"
10352	diluted maroon industrial lubricant	1		Effect: "Frigid Weapon", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2019-12"
10353	oxidized unfinished pleasure	0		Effect: "Rotten Memories", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2019-12"
10354	boiled red vial of humanoid growth hormone	1		Effect: "Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2019-12"
10355	pickled gray a bug's lymph	1		Effect: "Berry Berry Cold", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2019-12"
10356	vacuum-sealed activated shaking organic potpourri	0		Effect: "Memories of Puppy Love", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2019-12"
10357	bad boot flask	4	decent	Last Available: "2019-12"
10358	aerosolized irradiated moist squat infernal snowball	0		Effect: "Charrrming", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2019-12"
10359	madness	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10360	mixed blurry fish sauce	1		Effect: "Hyperoffended", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2019-12"
10361	delicious low-calorie guffin	1	awesome	Last Available: "2019-12"
10362	diluted spinning Shantix&trade;	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10363	narrow goodberry	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10364	altered maroon non-Euclidean angle	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10365	deionized extra-oxidized diffused peppermint syrup	0		Effect: "Blackberry Politeness", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2019-12"
10366	pressed Mer-kin eyedrops	0		Effect: "Impregnably Delicious", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2019-12"
10367	polarized polarized extra-strength goo	0		Effect: "PERL of Great Price", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2019-12"
10368	blurry envelope full of Meat	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10369	vaporized jittery livid energy	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10370	narrow micronova	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10371	diluted gray beggin' cologne	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10372	maroon tumbling veiny experienced oxygenated eggnog helmet	0		Experience: +2, Maximum HP: +10, Adventure Underwater, Last Available: "2019-12"
10373	twirling hand-knitted diving booties	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10374	peppermint harpoon gun	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10375	moist concentrated fish broth	0		Effect: "Weasels Underfoot", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2019-12"
10376	vacuum-sealed blurry liquid SONAR	0		Effect: "Boschface", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2019-12"
10377	map to Dolph Bossin's hideout	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-12"
10378	bouncing Dolph Bossin's charity note	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-12"
10379	upside-down yellow greedy arcane researcher's strapping Dolph Bossin's Crimbo hat	0		Muscle: +5, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2019-12"
10380	The Spirit of Giving	0		Skill: "The Spirit of Taking", Last Available: "2019-12"
10381	purple twirling The Spirit of Giving (used)	0		Skill: "The Spirit of Taking", Last Available: "2019-12"
10382	Crimbo Factory surprise box	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10383	soggy gingerbread chunk	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10384	quantum salty gumdrop	0		Effect: "Mmmmmelon", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2019-12"
10385	twirling fortified ribbon candy ascot of the cheetah	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Initiative: +60, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10386	moist Crimbo spices	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10387	skewed intact anemone spike	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10388	arcane researcher's anemoney clip	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10389	jittery runny icing	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10390	twisted super-sweet fish goo (spoiled)	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10391	Jim Carey's resourceful forbidden icing poncho	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Maximum MP: +50, Monster Level: +25, Last Available: "2019-12"
10392	Mer-kin cookiestove	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10393	triple-adjusted maroon skewed glob of salty molasses	0		Effect: "Make Meat FA$T!", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2019-12"
10394	bouncing Temple Grandin's brawny Mer-kin rollpin	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Familiar Weight: +7, Last Available: "2019-12"
10395	personalizable gingerbread cookie	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10396	narrow tinsel fin	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10397	small normal blinking bowl of mernudo	2	good	Last Available: "2019-12"
10398	acceptable fishelada	3	good	Last Available: "2019-12"
10399	adequate ojo de pez burrito	3	good	Last Available: "2019-12"
10400	waterlogged wood	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10401	waterlogged cloth	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10402	huge squat waterlogged stuffing	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10403	blinking tumbling waterlogged	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10404	waterlogged	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10405	padded nutcracker hat of Calamity Jane	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Last Available: "2019-12"
10406	huge narrow miser's stylish nutcracker waistcoat	0		Moxie: +25, Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2019-12"
10407	inspector's reassuring nutcracker pants	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2019-12"
10408	veiny nutcracker boots of extreme caution	0		Maximum HP: +10, Monster Level: -25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10409	green friendly forbidden nutcracker sword	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Familiar Weight: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10410	aromatic Socratic nutcracker drumstick	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2019-12"
10411	double-paned rosy-cheeked nutcracker beard	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Cold Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10412	Usain Bolt's MacGyver's nutcracker cape	0		Maximum MP: +100, Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2019-12"
10413	greasy thinker's nutcracker epaulets	0		Mysticality: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10414	nutcracker figurine	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10415	stale salt plum	3	decent	Last Available: "2019-12"
10416	peppermint eel sauce	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10417	miniature toothsome and bean	2	awesome	Last Available: "2019-12"
10418	rosy-cheeked kelp-holly gun of the blizzard of temperance	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2019-12"
10419	fireproof scorching Yuleviathan necklace	0		Hot Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10420	nasty peppermint spine of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Stench Damage: +5, Last Available: "2019-12"
10421	foul-smelling supercool soggy elf shoes	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Stench Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10422	ribald Crimbylow-rise jeans of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Sleaze Damage: +10, Last Available: "2019-12"
10423	skewed auspicious double-paned kelp-holly drape	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2019-12"
10424	cyan double-paned medical-grade rosy-cheeked Staff of the Peppermint Twist	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Cold Resistance: +5, Item Drop: +5, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2019-12"
10425	jumbo stale tempura and bean	5	decent	Last Available: "2019-12"
10426	mediocre wobbly salt plum sake	3	decent	Last Available: "2019-12"
10427	extra-concentrated alkaline quadruple-vacuum-sealed pressurized potion of possessiveness	0		Effect: "Disdain of the War Snapper", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2019-12"
10428	chilled polymerized cyan almond	0		Effect: "Frozen Shoulders", Effect Duration: 59
10429	cold-filtered chilled green handful of mixed nuts	0		Effect: "Your Interest is Peaked", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2019-12"
10430	nutcracking pliers	0		
10431	Retrospecs try-at-home kit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-01"
10432	bouncing aromatic veiny rosy-cheeked Retrospecs	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Maximum HP: +10, Stench Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Free Pull, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Detect Weakness", Last Available: "2020-01"
10433	teal unopened Bird-a-Day calendar	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-01"
10434	Bird-a-Day calendar	0		Last Available: "2020-01"
10437	mint-in-box Powerful Glove	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-02"
10438	executive Temple Grandin's friendly steel-toed Powerful Glove of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Damage Reduction: 9, Familiar Weight: 10, Meat Drop: +40, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Replace Enemy", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Shrink Enemy", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Invisible Avatar", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Triple Size", Last Available: "2020-02"
10439	enhanced signal receiver	0		
10440	status cymbal	0		Last Available: "2020-02"
10441	careful supercharged Herculean Drip harness	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Monster Level: -10
10442	brawny drippy truncheon	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Single Equip
10443	Driplet	0		
10444	drippy snail shell	0		
10445	diet decent drippy nugget	1	drippy	
10446	hand-crafted glass of drippy wine	3	drippy	
10447	decent drippy caviar	3	drippy	
10448	normal enchanted miniature drippy plum(?)	2	drippy	Effect: "Cold as Ice", Effect Duration: 25
10449	weightlifter's drippy stake	0		Muscle: +15, Single Equip
10450	blurry The Eye of the Thing in the Basement	0		
10451	drippy khakis	0		Drippy Resistance: +5
10452	drippy shield	0		Drippy Resistance: +10
10453	tumbling The Fingernail of the Thing in the Basement	0		
10454	upside-down coin	0		
10455	mushroom	0		
10456	deluxe mushroom	0		
10457	super deluxe mushroom	0		
10458	magnetized denatured fizzy soda	0		Effect: "Intimidating Mien", Effect Duration: 32
10459	altered energized modified healthy juice	0		Effect: "Omphalotus Omnipresence", Effect Duration: 26
10460	spinning hammer	0		Plumber Power: 1, Plumber Stat: "Muscle"
10461	bouncing hammer	0		Plumber Power: 2, Plumber Stat: "Muscle"
10462	lime green fire flower	0		Plumber Power: 1, Plumber Stat: "Mysticality"
10463	bonfire flower	0		Plumber Power: 2, Plumber Stat: "Mysticality"
10464	blinking work boots	0		Single Equip, Plumber Power: 1, Plumber Stat: "Moxie"
10465	twirling boots	0		Single Equip, Plumber Power: 2, Plumber Stat: "Moxie"
10466	groovy cape	0		Moxie Percent: +10
10467	smartaleck's back shell of the scaredy-cat	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Monster Level: -15
10468	blinking spiky back shell	0		Thorns: 1
10469	power pants	0		Maximum PP: +1
10470	Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette	0		
10471	Plumber's Union Handbook	0		
10472	fuchsia aromatic bony back shell	0		Stench Resistance: +1
10473	frosty button	0		Single Equip
10474	improved cold-filtered irradiated blooper ink	0		Effect: "Thanksgot", Effect Duration: 24
10475	coin	0		
10476	rubber doll head	0		
10477	rubber doll body	0		
10478	spinning fuchsia plastic doll arms	0		
10479	plastic doll legs	0		
10480	rubber baby doll	0		Damage Aura: 1
10481	Better Shrooms and Gardens catalog	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-03"
10482	blurry packet of mushroom spores	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10483	squat free-range mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10484	plump free-range mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10485	fuchsia bulky free-range mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10486	free-range mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10487	immense free-range mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10488	colossal free-range mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10489	flavorless pulsating mushroom filet	3	decent	Last Available: "2020-03"
10490	fuchsia mushroom slab	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10491	modified wobbly mushroom tea	1		Last Available: "2020-03"
10492	tolerable mushroom whiskey	3	good	Last Available: "2020-03"
10493	smartaleck's mushroom cap of the ox of the bloodbag	0		Muscle: +20, Moxie Percent: +30, Maximum HP: +100, Last Available: "2020-03"
10494	executive flame-retardant gravedigger's fortified mushroom shield	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Spooky Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +1, Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2020-03"
10495	huge aromatic frightening resourceful sinister mushroom pants	0		Spell Damage: +10, Maximum MP: +50, Spooky Damage: +5, Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2020-03"
10496	ghostly olive upside-down crafty shellacked dangerous mushroom badge of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Weapon Damage: +10, Damage Reduction: 7, Maximum MP: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-03"
10497	house-sized mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10498	pristine piranha seed	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10499	plastic piranha pot	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10500	electrified nitrogenated spinning piranha pollen	0		Effect: "Transcendental Wind", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2020-03"
10501	skewed maroon plumber's boots	0		Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Plumber Jump"
10502	sinistral homunculus	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-04"
10503	kettle bell of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2020-04"
10504	glued-together crystal ball of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Last Available: "2020-04"
10505	olive martini dregs of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Last Available: "2020-04"
10506	wobbly flickering flashlight of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Last Available: "2020-04"
10507	steel-toed crumbling rabbit's foot	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Last Available: "2020-04"
10508	outmoded fidget toy of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2020-04"
10509	yellow therapeutic flimsy ski pole	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2020-04"
10510	greedy discarded finger painting	0		Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2020-04"
10511	frightening pizza box	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2020-04"
10512	slick chipped coffee mug of the scaredy-cat	0		Moxie: +10, Monster Level: -15, Last Available: "2020-04"
10513	upside-down Left-Hand Man action figure of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Last Available: "2020-04"
10514	drippy seed	0		
10515	drippy grub	0		
10516	drippy bezoar	0		
10517	blue Drip Institute petri dish	0		
10518	huge squat drippy ichor	0		
10519	drippy enzyme	0		
10520	drippy salt	0		
10521	pulsating drippy pigment	0		
10522	drippy bromide	0		
10523	drippy flux	0		
10524	drippy stein	0		
10525	artisanal drippy pilsner	3	drippy	
10526	drippy staff	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Drip Blast"
10528	drippy orb	0		
10529	olive lustrous drippy orb	0		
10530	gory drippy orb of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20
10531	annealed drippy orb	0		Drippy Resistance: +5
10532	narrow Guzzlr application	0		Free Pull
10533	mirror chaotic steel-toed Guzzlr tablet	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Last Available: "2020-05"
10534	Guzzlr cocktail set	0		Last Available: "2020-05"
10535	Guzzlrbuck	0		Last Available: "2020-05"
10536	teal twirling Guzzlr hat	0		Last Available: "2020-05"
10537	Guzzlr shoes	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-05"
10538	tumbling Guzzlr pants	0		Last Available: "2020-05"
10539	teal Guzzlr souvenir stein of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2020-05"
10540	ghostly Guzzlr tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2020-05"
10541	lousy Ghiaccio Colada	3	decent	Last Available: "2020-05"
10542	watered-down lousy Sourfinger	2	decent	Last Available: "2020-05"
10543	weak artisanal Nog-on-the-Cob	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2020-05"
10544	lousy Steamboat	3	decent	Last Available: "2020-05"
10545	watered-down lousy Buttery Boy	2	decent	Last Available: "2020-05"
10546	Never Don't Stop Not Striving	0		Skill: "Always Never Not Guzzling", Last Available: "2020-05"
10547	Lo Pan's clown car key of the early riser	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2020-08"
10548	tumbling dog trainer's smooth batting cage key of the sweet-tooth	0		Moxie: +15, Experience (familiar): +1, Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2020-08"
10549	jittery prompt frosty electrified aqu&iacute;	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Adventures: +3, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2020-08"
10550	careful Oprah's sinister knob labinet key	0		Spell Damage: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Monster Level: -10, Last Available: "2020-08"
10551	spinning studded quilted arcane researcher's weremoose key	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Damage Absorption: 120, Last Available: "2020-08"
10552	blurry peg key of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2020-08"
10553	upside-down smartaleck's kekekey	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Last Available: "2020-08"
10554	purple rabbit's foot key of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2020-08"
10555	razor-sharp knob shaft skate key of the boozehound	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2020-08"
10556	Jack Frost's therapeutic experienced ice key	0		Experience: +2, Cold Spell Damage: +50, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2020-08"
10557	beefcake's anchovy can key	0		Muscle: +25, Last Available: "2020-08"
10558	mirror ghostly censurious strapping cactus key	0		Muscle: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2020-08"
10559	blue skewed perfumed savvy f'c'le sh'c'le k'y	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2020-08"
10560	miser's thinker's treasure chest key	0		Mysticality: +10, Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2020-08"
10561	stanky Rosewater's demonic key of horror	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2020-08"
10562	mirror reassuring key sausage	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2020-08"
10563	green huge vibrating extremely unsafe knob treasury key	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2020-08"
10564	wool Jack Frost's scrap key of the detective	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Cold Resistance: +1, Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2020-08"
10565	rose key of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2020-08"
10566	reassuring music box key	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2020-08"
10567	rosewater-soaked lion tamer's actual skeleton key	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2020-08"
10568	wobbly knitted resourceful deep-fried key of the brazier	0		Maximum MP: +50, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2020-08"
10569	greedy weightlifter's discarded bike lock key	0		Muscle: +15, Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2020-08"
10570	mirror tumbling Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette	0		
10571	shaking Manual of Lock Picking	0		Skill: "Lock Picking", Last Available: "2020-08"
10572	magnetized liquefied marshroom	0		Effect: "Aries Rising", Effect Duration: 44
10573	yellow bag of Iunion stones	0		Free Pull
10574	teal ghostly pulsating Iunion Crown	0		Last Available: "2020-06"
10575	drippy candy bar	0		
10576	Vulcanized boiled salty drippy candy bar	0		Effect: "Spirit of Alph", Effect Duration: 63
10577	quadruple-denatured writhing drippy candy bar	0		Effect: "Tomato Power", Effect Duration: 49
10578	quantum oxidized upside-down pulsating gooey drippy candy bar	0		Effect: "Healthy, Elfy, and Wise", Effect Duration: 14
10579	baby camelCalf	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-07"
10580	dromedary drinking helmet	0		
10581	olive packaged SpinMaster&trade; lathe	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-08"
10582	SpinMaster&trade; lathe	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10583	flimsy hardwood scraps	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10584	supercool birch battery of the sewer	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Stench Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-08"
10585	zippy scorching hardened ebony epee	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Hot Damage: +25, Initiative: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Disarming Thrust", Last Available: "2020-08"
10586	upside-down lime green ribald baleful sinister weeping willow wand	0		Spell Damage: 35, Sleaze Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Barrage of Tears", Last Available: "2020-08"
10587	baleful beechwood blowgun of the ox of temperance	0		Muscle: +20, Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Poison Dart", Last Available: "2020-08"
10588	Lo Pan's veiny rock-hard maple magnet	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Maximum HP: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-08"
10589	purple Dreadsylvanian hemlock	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10590	aromatic greasy hemlock helm of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2020-08"
10591	sweaty balsam	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10592	up-at-dawn shellacked balsam barrel of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Damage Reduction: 7, Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2020-08"
10593	pulsating redwood	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10594	improved polarized red blinking redwood rain stick	0		Effect: "Moon'd", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2020-08"
10595	purpleheart logs	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10596	chaotic electrified purpleheart &quot;pants&quot; of horror	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2020-08"
10597	wormwood stick	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10598	shaking stanky mansplainer's Van der Graaf supercool wormwood wedding ring of the sweet-tooth	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Monster Level: +15, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Candy Drop: +100, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-08"
10599	Dripwood slab	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10600	drippy diadem	0		Drippy Resistance: +15, Last Available: "2020-08"
10601	Thwaitgold slug statuette	0		
10602	spinning ert grey goo ring of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5
10603	fistful of wood shavings	0		
10604	squat spinning Yeg's Motel ashtray	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10605	ghostly Yeg's Motel alarm clock	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10606	chilled oxidized cold-filtered Yeg's Motel toothbrush	0		Effect: "Prideful Strut", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2020-09"
10607	chilled warmed Yeg's Motel hand soap	0		Effect: "Thick-Skinned", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2020-09"
10608	cyan Yeg's Motel sewing kit	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10609	normal lime green Yeg's Motel pillow mint	4	good	Last Available: "2020-09"
10610	upside-down Yeg's Motel disposable razor	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10611	magnetized extra-aerosolized bouncing Yeg's Motel mouthwash	0		Effect: "Well Owl Be!", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2020-09"
10612	shellacked Yeg's Motel shower cap of the detective	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Item Drop: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-09"
10613	Sinatra's Yeg's Motel bathrobe of the cheetah	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Initiative: +60, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-09"
10614	gray lightning-fast lion tamer's Yeg's Motel slippers	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Initiative: +40, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-09"
10615	Yeg's Motel stationery	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10616	mirror Yeg's Motel minibar key	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10617	blurry sizzling desk bell	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10618	frost-rimed desk bell	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10619	uncanny desk bell	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10620	nasty desk bell	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10621	greasy desk bell	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10622	chess set	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10623	shaking onyx king	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10624	cyan blinking onyx queen	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10625	squat olive onyx rook	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10626	onyx bishop	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10627	maroon onyx knight	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10628	onyx pawn	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10629	alabaster king	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10630	alabaster queen	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10631	alabaster rook	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10632	alabaster bishop	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10633	shaking alabaster knight	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10634	alabaster pawn	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10635	bagged Cargo Cultist Shorts	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-09"
10636	energetic deadly Herculean Cargo Cultist Shorts of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Experience (Muscle): +1, Weapon Damage: +5, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2020-09"
10637	twirling complicated device	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10638	tolerable fortified blinking wobbly flask of moonshine	5	good	Last Available: "2020-09"
10639	gravedigger's sea-worn candlestick of wisdom of temperance	0		Mysticality: +15, Spooky Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2020-09"
10640	wobbly Universal Seasoning	0		
10641	tarnished null-day exploit	0		Effect: "stats.enq", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2025-12"
10642	shaking flame orb	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10643	massive adequate chocolate chip muffin	10	good	
10644	ghostly jittery Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-10"
10645	Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium (well-read)	0		Last Available: "2020-10"
10646	mirror packaged knock-off retro superhero cape	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-11"
10647	Vampire Slicer trench cape	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Maximum HP: +50, Hot Resistance: +3, Cold Resistance: +3, Spooky Resistance: +3, Stench Resistance: +3, Sleaze Resistance: +3
10648	box o' ghosts	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-12"
10649	gregarious ghostling	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-12"
10650	twirling grinning ghostling	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-12"
10651	greedy ghostling	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-12"
10652	bouncing subscription cocoa dispenser	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10653	pickled cold-filtered blurry fortifying hot cocoa	0		Effect: "Truly Gritty", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2020-12"
10654	pickled shaking boiling hot cocoa	0		Effect: "Pill Power", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2020-12"
10655	electrified ghostly cool hot cocoa	0		Effect: "Frog In Your Throat", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2020-12"
10656	aerosolized altered overly-fancy hot cocoa	0		Effect: "Headstrong", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2020-12"
10657	tarnished hot cocoa au beurre	0		Effect: "Baconstoned", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2020-12"
10658	ionized bouncing hot cocoa with rainbow marshmallows	0		Effect: "Your Interest is Peaked", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2020-12"
10659	maroon supercharged Book of Old-Timey Carols	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2020-12"
10660	dangerous Crimbo smile	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Last Available: "2020-12"
10661	red blinking Socratic SalesCo sample kit	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Last Available: "2020-12"
10662	corrupted candy harmonica	0		Effect: "Hangdog", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2020-12"
10663	quantum triple-moist bouncing cyan sugar	0		Effect: "Warm Belly", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2020-12"
10664	activated multi-level marzipan	0		Effect: "Concentrated Concentration", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2020-12"
10665	sizzling plastic Crimbo caroler	0		Hot Damage: +10, Last Available: "2020-12"
10666	Jack Frost's plastic multi-level marketer	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2020-12"
10667	shaking therapeutic plastic Crimbo cheer	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2020-12"
10668	pulsating green lard-coated plastic Mirth	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2020-12"
10669	plastic Penny of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2020-12"
10670	overflowing gift basket	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10671	pulsating personalized wassail stein	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10672	tabletop candy dispenser	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10673	mirror savvy neck wreath	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10674	careful shining star cap	0		Monster Level: -10, Last Available: "2020-12"
10675	yellow supercool nativity shorts	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Last Available: "2020-12"
10676	ghostly arcane researcher's myrrh pouch of doom	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10677	medical-grade veiny frankincenser	0		Maximum HP: +10, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2020-12"
10678	gilded trumpet of the ox of the empath	0		Muscle: +20, Familiar Weight: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10679	wool &quot;reusable&quot; grocery bag	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-12"
10680	skewed lion tamer's wine carrier	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-12"
10681	careful candy bucket	0		Monster Level: -10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-12"
10682	pressed tarnished vacuum-sealed prescription teeth whitener	0		Effect: "Highland Sheen", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2020-12"
10683	frozen moist gray huge imported lemon lozenge	0		Effect: "Well Owl Be!", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2020-12"
10684	electrified hermedisiac cologne	0		Effect: "Salsa Satanica", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2020-12"
10685	mirror government food shipment	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10686	upside-down government booze shipment	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10687	government candy shipment	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10688	Crimbo Cheer tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10689	squat Crimbo Carol tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10690	lime green Crimbo Commerce tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10691	pulsating food drive button	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10692	mirror booze drive button	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10693	tumbling candy drive button	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10694	bouncing food mailing list	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10695	booze mailing list	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10696	pulsating candy mailing list	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10697	thinker's fruit bat of the cheetah	0		Mysticality: +10, Initiative: +60, Class: "Seal Clubber", Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10698	blinking Lo Pan's dangerous tinsel orb	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Last Available: "2020-12"
10699	Temple Grandin's wicked snowpack	0		Spell Damage: +5, Familiar Weight: +7, Class: "Pastamancer", Last Available: "2020-12"
10700	huge strapping Satan hat of the bloodbag	0		Muscle: +5, Maximum HP: +100, Class: "Sauceror", Last Available: "2020-12"
10701	pulsating flame-wreathed Annie Oakley's Crimbo stockings	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Class: "Disco Bandit", Last Available: "2020-12"
10702	supercool poncho de azucar of the boozehound	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Booze Drop: +100, Class: "Accordion Thief", Last Available: "2020-12"
10703	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1	0		Skill: "Long Winter's Nap", Last Available: "2020-12"
10704	blinking The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 (used)	0		Skill: "Long Winter's Nap", Last Available: "2020-12"
10705	teal The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2	0		Skill: "Bowl Full of Jelly", Last Available: "2020-12"
10706	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 (used)	0		Skill: "Bowl Full of Jelly", Last Available: "2020-12"
10707	skewed The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3	0		Skill: "Ashes and Soot", Last Available: "2020-12"
10708	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3 (used)	0		Skill: "Ashes and Soot", Last Available: "2020-12"
10709	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4	0		Skill: "Eye and a Twist", Last Available: "2020-12"
10710	ghostly The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used)	0		Skill: "Eye and a Twist", Last Available: "2020-12"
10711	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5	0		Skill: "Dimples, How Merry!", Last Available: "2020-12"
10712	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 (used)	0		Skill: "Dimples, How Merry!", Last Available: "2020-12"
10713	blue pulsating The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6	0		Skill: "Chubby and Plump", Last Available: "2020-12"
10714	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 (used)	0		Skill: "Chubby and Plump", Last Available: "2020-12"
10715	small flavorless and pepper (stale)	2	decent	Last Available: "2020-12"
10716	drinkable cranberry margarita (brackish)	3	good	Last Available: "2020-12"
10717	blurry fuzzy polar bear ears	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Experience (Muscle): +3, Last Available: "2020-12"
10718	ghostly nose	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Last Available: "2020-12"
10719	goose mask	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Experience (Moxie): +3, Last Available: "2020-12"
10720	lousy maroon barrel-aged eggnog	3	decent	Last Available: "2020-12"
10721	spoiled diet hand-crafted candy cane	1	crappy	Last Available: "2020-12"
10722	moldy fancy drive-thru burger	3	crappy	Effect: "Sweet and Yellow", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2020-12"
10723	tolerable pulsating gray Boulevardier cocktail	3	good	Last Available: "2020-12"
10724	vacuum-sealed alkaline Hotwire&trade; brand candy rope	0		Effect: "Buff as a Baobab", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2020-12"
10725	rotten pulsating bowl full of jelly	4	crappy	Last Available: "2020-12"
10726	extra-dry artisanal Eye and a Twist	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2020-12"
10727	wet liquefied pulsating Chubby and Plump bar	0		Effect: "Ruby-ous", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2020-12"
10728	digibritches	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
10729	purple packaged crystal ball	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-01"
10730	crystal ball	0		Initiative: +50, Last Available: "2021-01", Item Drop (sporadic): +25
10731	fresh can of paint	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-12"
10732	fresh coat of paint	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10733	emotion chip	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-02", Skill: "Emotionally Chipped"
10734	spinal-fluid-covered emotion chip	0		Last Available: "2021-02", Skill: "Emotionally Chipped"
10735	bouncing robo-battery	0		
10736	Thwaitgold listening bug statuette	0		
10737	power seed	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-03"
10738	potted power plant	0		Last Available: "2021-03"
10739	activated red battery (AAA)	0		Effect: "stats.enq", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2021-03"
10740	boiled ghostly battery (AA)	0		Effect: "Vitali Tea", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2021-03"
10741	energized wobbly battery (D)	0		Effect: "Chalked Weapon", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2021-03"
10742	polymerized Vulcanized gray squat battery (9-Volt)	0		Effect: "All Fired Up", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2021-03"
10743	liquefied unsweetened battery (lantern)	0		Effect: "Oiled Skin", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2021-03"
10744	Vulcanized cold-filtered battery (car)	0		Effect: "Slightly Cursed, Mostly Lucky", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2021-03"
10745	cryptocloak	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
10746	spinning marshmallow	0		
10747	fortified delicious marshmallow bomb	5	awesome	Last Available: "2021-03"
10748	packaged backup camera	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-04"
10749	backup camera	0		Maximum HP / MP: +20, Meat Drop: +50, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Back-Up to your Last Enemy", Last Available: "2021-04"
10750	shortest-order cook	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-05"
10751	ghostly plate	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10752	pickled anodized wobbly short beer	0		Effect: "Chalk Outline", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2021-05"
10753	moist maroon shaking short stack of pancakes	0		Effect: "Fireproof Lips", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2021-05"
10754	energized ionized short stick of butter	0		Effect: "Like a Fish to Walter", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2021-05"
10755	liquefied short glass of water	0		Effect: "Block-Rockin' Beet", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2021-05"
10756	pickled polymerized activated short	0		Effect: "Yet tea", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2021-05"
10757	Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette	0		
10758	quantum of familiar	0		
10759	fireproof Herculean familiar scrapbook	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Hot Resistance: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Show Your Boring Familiar Pictures", Last Available: "2021-06"
10760	packaged familiar scrapbook	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-06"
10761	wobbly clan underground fireworks shop	0		Last Available: "2021-07"
10762	knitted Jack Frost's chilly fedora-mounted fountain	0		Cold Damage: +5, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Cold Resistance: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-07"
10763	lime green skewed resourceful sombrero-mounted sparkler of the dark arts of the boozehound	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Maximum MP: +50, Booze Drop: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-07"
10764	fortified arcane researcher's porkpie-mounted popper of the blizzard	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Damage Absorption: +60, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-07"
10765	mirror huge rocket	0		Last Available: "2021-07"
10766	rocket	0		Last Available: "2021-07"
10767	narrow rocket	0		Last Available: "2021-07"
10768	flavorless thick enchanted narrow fire crackers	5	decent	Effect: "Eyes for Miles", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2021-07"
10769	Arr, M80	0		Last Available: "2021-07"
10770	greasy Jack Frost's Catherine Wheel	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-07"
10771	gray vibrating rocket boots of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-07"
10772	grievous Newton's sparkler	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-07"
10773	Our Daily Candles&trade; order form	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-08"
10774	triple-chilled olive Scent of a Human&trade; candle	0		Effect: "Patent Avarice", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2021-08"
10775	polymerized vacuum-sealed The Beast Within&trade; candle	0		Effect: "Peppermint Bite", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2021-08"
10776	irradiated Salsa Caliente&trade; candle	0		Effect: "Buff as a Baobab", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2021-08"
10777	diffused Smoldering Clover&trade; candle	0		Effect: "Brother Flying Burrito's Blessing", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2021-08"
10778	alkaline anodized corrupted Napalm In The Morning&trade; candle	0		Effect: "Funky Coal Patina", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2021-08"
10779	jittery avaricious ruddy extra-large utility candle	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Meat Drop: +30, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-08"
10780	flame-wreathed Herculean runed taper candle	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-08"
10781	bouncing wizardly novelty sparkling candle of Tarzan of James Dean	0		Mysticality: +25, Experience (Muscle): +3, Experience (Moxie): +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-08"
10782	beefcake's Abracandalabra of the cougar	0		Muscle: +25, Moxie: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-08"
10783	horrifying energetic extra-wide head candle	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Spooky Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-08"
10784	concentrated denatured colloidal natural magick candle	0		Effect: "Block-Rockin' Beet", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2021-08"
10785	moist modified rainbow glitter candle	0		Effect: "Anytwo Five Elevenis?", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2021-08"
10786	deionized banana candle	0		Effect: "Libra Rising", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2021-08"
10787	pickled corrupted ear candle	0		Effect: "Arresistible", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2021-08"
10788	triple-denatured ghostly votive of confidence	0		Effect: "Block-Rockin' Beet", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2021-08"
10789	scandalous water candle	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Water: 3, Lasts Until Rollover
10790	steel-toed B. L. A. R. T.	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "B. L. A. R. T. Spray (narrow)", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "B. L. A. R. T. Spray (medium)", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "B. L. A. R. T. Spray (wide)"
10791	Thwaitgold fire beetle statuette	0		
10792	teal empty nacho cheese can	0		Water: 1
10793	literal bucket hat	0		Water: 5
10794	rainproof barrel caulk	0		
10795	pump grease	0		
10796	blurry yellow packaged industrial fire extinguisher	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-09"
10797	stanky Jack Frost's ruddy Fonzie's industrial fire extinguisher of Calamity Jane of mayonnaise	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Foam 'em Up", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Polar Vortex", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Foam Yourself", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Blast the Area", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Zone Specific", Last Available: "2021-09"
10798	The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells	0		Skill: "Dead Nostrils", Last Available: "2021-08"
10799	fuchsia The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells (read)	0		Skill: "Dead Nostrils", Last Available: "2021-08"
10800	1950 Vampire Vintner wine	1	awesome	Last Available: "2021-10"
10801	tumbling bottled Vampire Vintner	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-10"
10802	French-Transylvanian Dictionary	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10803	spinning packaged Daylight Shavings Helmet	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-11"
10804	gravedigger's coward's Daylight Shavings Helmet of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Monster Level: -20, Spooky Damage: +10, Last Available: "2021-11"
10805	eggwater	1	awesome	Last Available: "2021-12"
10806	rotten ghostly bread man	3	crappy	Last Available: "2021-12"
10807	super-sized normal wobbly plain candy cane	5	good	Last Available: "2021-12"
10808	stale immense flour cookie	8	decent	Last Available: "2021-12"
10809	upside-down beefy plastic food lab	0		Muscle: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10810	nippy plastic nog lab	0		Cold Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10811	smooth plastic chem lab	0		Moxie: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10812	pulsating plastic primary lab of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10813	tumbling chaotic plastic Cheer Core	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10814	blinking packaged medicine cabinet	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-12"
10815	skewed medicine cabinet	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10816	lion tamer's slick ice crown of James Dean	0		Moxie: +10, Experience (Moxie): +3, Experience (familiar): +2, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-12"
10817	ribald nasty jeans of the businessman	0		Stench Damage: +5, Sleaze Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-12"
10818	blurry spinning nippy Oprah's stiffened ice wrap	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Cold Damage: +10, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-12"
10819	normal tofu pop	4	good	Last Available: "2021-12"
10820	adequate bowl of prescription candy	3	good	Last Available: "2021-12"
10821	decent fishcake	4	good	Last Available: "2021-12"
10822	stale bone broth	3	decent	Last Available: "2021-12"
10823	super-sized normal huge star pop	5	good	Last Available: "2021-12"
10824	bad weak Doc's Fortifying Wine	2	decent	Last Available: "2021-12"
10825	hand-crafted watered-down Doc's Smartifying Wine	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2021-12"
10826	delicious huge Doc's Limbering Wine	3	awesome	Last Available: "2021-12"
10827	mediocre Doc's Medical-Grade Wine	4	decent	Last Available: "2021-12"
10828	diluted purple Homebodyl&trade;	1		Last Available: "2021-12"
10829	powdered yellow Extrovermectin&trade;	1		Last Available: "2021-12"
10830	twisted Breathitin&trade;	1		Effect: "Old Time Hydration", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2021-12"
10831	dried mirror Fleshazole&trade;	1		Last Available: "2021-12"
10832	non-warmed anti-burn cream	0		Effect: "Low on the Hog", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2021-12"
10833	triple-improved irradiated anti-freeze cream	0		Effect: "Florid Cheeks", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2021-12"
10834	anodized anti-goosebump cream	0		Effect: "The Solution", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2021-12"
10835	ionized non-anodized anti-odor cream	0		Effect: "Insatiable Hunger", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2021-12"
10836	galvanized double-adjusted anti-creep cream	0		Effect: "Mana Tea", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2021-12"
10837	anodized galvanized anti-pain cream	0		Effect: "A Taste of Rainbow", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2021-12"
10838	drinkable Doc's Special Reserve Wine	4	good	Last Available: "2021-12"
10839	normal snack-sized blurry bread pie	2	good	Last Available: "2021-12"
10840	extra-dry artisanal clear Russian	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2021-12"
10841	zero-trust tanktop	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
10842	Crimbo ball	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10843	Crimbo ball	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10844	gooified animal matter	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10845	gooified vegetable matter	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10846	teal gooified mineral matter	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10847	apple brown pudding pie	3	EPIC	Effect: "Hoity Toity", Effect Duration: 13
10848	extra-sweet chocolate and pear nog	3	good	Effect: "Hoity Toity", Effect Duration: 33
10849	coagulated plum pudding isomers	2		Effect: "Festively Experimented-Upon", Effect Duration: 50
10850	wobbly goo magnet	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10851	squat Herculean cozy scarf	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Last Available: "2021-12"
10852	flavorless tiny blue huge Crimbo cookie	1	decent	Last Available: "2023-06"
10853	magnetized liquefied purple fleshy putty	0		Effect: "Beastly Flavor", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2021-12"
10854	personal trainer's third ear	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10855	festive egg sac	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10856	squat poisonsettia	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10857	lightning-fast peppermint-scented socks	0		Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2021-12"
10858	pulsating the Crymbich Manuscript	0		Skill: "Ancient Crymbo Lore", Last Available: "2021-12"
10859	tumbling projectile chemistry set	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10860	spinning pulsating depleted Crimbonium football helmet of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Last Available: "2021-12"
10861	synthetic rock	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10862	yummy immense &quot;caramel&quot;	6	awesome	Last Available: "2021-12"
10863	Rosewater's self-repairing earmuffs	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Last Available: "2021-12"
10864	chilly carnivorous potted plant	0		Cold Damage: +5, Last Available: "2021-12"
10865	universal biscuit	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10866	forbidden yule hatchet	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2021-12"
10867	spinning potato alarm clock	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10868	normal diet lab-grown meat	1	good	Last Available: "2021-12"
10869	Annie Oakley's fleece	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Last Available: "2021-12"
10870	boxed gumball machine	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10871	twirling cloning kit	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10872	zippy pants	0		Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2021-12"
10873	Temple Grandin's brawny wizardly can of mixed everything	0		Mysticality: +25, Muscle Percent: +20, Familiar Weight: +7, Last Available: "2021-12"
10874	Site Alpha ID badge	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10875	the Crymbich Manuscript (used)	0		Skill: "Ancient Crymbo Lore", Last Available: "2021-12"
10876	decent meatball	4	good	Last Available: "2021-12"
10877	cloned monster	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10878	meatball machine	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10879	blurry pulsating refurbished air fryer	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10880	mixed fried air	1		Effect: "Conspiratory Eyes", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2021-12"
10881	jittery 11-leaf clover	0		
10882	carton of astral energy drinks	0		
10883	twisted huge pulsating gray astral energy drink	1		Effect: "Muscle Unbound", Effect Duration: 35
10884	mint condition magnifying glass	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
10885	fuchsia scandalous strapping magnifying glass of the businessman	0		Muscle: +5, Sleaze Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2022-12"
10886	hand-crafted cyan void lager	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2022-12"
10887	toothsome spinning void burger	3	awesome	Last Available: "2022-12"
10888	void stone	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
10889	frightening forbidden boxer's void shard of dire peril	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Weapon Damage: +20, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2022-12"
10890	undrilled cosmic bowling ball	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-01"
10891	olive cosmic bowling ball	0		Last Available: "2022-01"
10892	combat lover's locket lockbox	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-02"
10893	inspector's combat lover's locket	0		Item Drop: +15, Single Equip, Gear Drop: [pref(locketPhylum,demon)*50], Last Available: "2022-02"
10894	teal Thwaitgold protozoa statuette	0		
10895	grey gosling	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-03"
10896	olive grey down vest	0		Experience (familiar): +2
10897	trojan horseshoe	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
10898	undamaged Unbreakable Umbrella	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-04"
10899	lightning-fast mansplainer's savvy stylish unbreakable umbrella (broken)	0		Moxie: +25, Mysticality Percent: +20, Monster Level: +15, Initiative: +40
10900	MayDay&trade; contract	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-05"
10901	twirling MayDay&trade; supply package	0		Last Available: "2022-05"
10902	ionized pulsating emergency glowstick	0		Effect: "Pie in the Sky", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2022-05"
10903	Sherlock's survival knife	0		Item Drop: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-05"
10904	wool crank-powered radio on a lanyard	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-05"
10905	blinking spinning coward's headlamp	0		Monster Level: -20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-05"
10906	prompt electrified dangerous thermal blanket	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Adventures: +3, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-05"
10907	teal mansplainer's atlas of local maps	0		Monster Level: +15, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-05"
10908	altered adjusted spare battery	0		Effect: "Hagg-ard", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2022-05"
10909	squat space blanket	0		Last Available: "2022-05"
10910	dry single-use dust mask	0		Effect: "Stogied", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2022-05"
10911	moist olive huge gaffer's tape	0		Effect: "Well-Lubed", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2022-05"
10912	adequate bouncing 20-lb can of rice and beans	4	good	Last Available: "2022-05"
10913	skewed bar of freeze-dried water	1	awesome	Last Available: "2022-05"
10914	jumbo fancy toothsome expired MRE	5	awesome	Effect: "Fishy", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2022-05"
10915	normal cool mint precipice bar	3	good	Last Available: "2022-05"
10916	tasty carrot cake precipice bar	3	awesome	Last Available: "2022-05"
10917	huge The Big Book of Every Skill	0		
10918	Thwaitgold harvestman statuette	0		
10919	shaking packaged June cleaver	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-06"
10920	Sherlock's Van der Graaf June cleaver of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Item Drop: +25, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Attacks Can't Miss, Last Available: "2022-06"
10921	drinkable weak shaking Dad's brandy	2	good	Last Available: "2022-06"
10922	wobbly Van der Graaf extremely unsafe teacher's pen	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2022-06"
10923	rotten big bouncing narrow fire-roasted lake trout	5	crappy	Last Available: "2022-06"
10924	spoiled guilty sprout	3	crappy	Last Available: "2022-06"
10925	shellacked dangerous mother's necklace	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Damage Reduction: 7, Last Available: "2022-06"
10926	chilled skewed tumbling trampled ticket stub	0		Effect: "Disco Neuropathy", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2022-06"
10927	nitrogenated aerosolized narrow savings bond	0		Effect: "Tingly Wrists", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2022-06"
10928	wobbly designer sweatpants (new stock)	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-07"
10929	designer sweatpants	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Flick", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Flood", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Spray", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Sip", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Make Sweat-Ade", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Drench Yourself in Sweat", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sip Some Sweat", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Sweat Out Some Booze", Last Available: "2022-07"
10930	powdered jittery sweat-ade	1		Last Available: "2022-07"
10931	unopened stillsuit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-08"
10932	stillsuit	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Experience (familiar): +1, Familiar Damage: +10, Last Available: "2022-08"
10933	thick dinosaur	0		
10934	dinosaur scale	0		
10935	wobbly pristine dinosaur feather	0		
10936	nasty dinosaur spike	0		
10937	teal extremely unsafe pterodactyl rifle	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Snipe Pterodactyl"
10938	birdseed hat	0		
10939	jittery flatusaur gasmask	0		
10940	dinosaur dart	0		
10941	dry fuchsia upside-down Dino DNAde&trade;	0		Effect: "Ripping, Dripping", Effect Duration: 64
10942	dinosaur repellent	0		
10943	camouflage vest of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50
10944	squat purple Dinodollar	0		
10945	valuable dinosaur droppings	0		
10946	dinosaur pheromone kit	0		
10947	maroon Newton's boxer's slick awkward dinosaur research harness	0		Moxie: +10, Muscle Percent: +10, Experience (Mysticality): +3
10948	wizardly reflective vest	0		Mysticality: +25
10949	gray up-at-dawn dinosaur	0		Adventures: +5
10950	Thwaitgold mosquito-in-amber statuette	0		
10951	packaged Jurassic Parka	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-09"
10952	Jurassic Parka of terror of Flo-Jo	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Initiative: +100, Avoid Attack: 1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Engage ultra-attractive parka mode", Last Available: "2022-09"
10953	boxed autumn-aton	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-10"
10954	narrow autumn-aton	0		Last Available: "2022-10"
10955	Vulcanized deionized huge autumn leaf	0		Effect: "Bonelording", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2022-10"
10956	smooth AutumnFest ale	4	awesome	Last Available: "2022-10"
10957	padded autumn sweater-weather sweater of the ox of incineration	0		Muscle: +20, Damage Absorption: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-10"
10958	huge baleful weightlifter's autumn debris shield of the ox of the scaredy-cat	0		Muscle: 35, Spell Damage: +25, Monster Level: -15, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-10"
10959	decent shaking autumn-spice donut	3	good	Last Available: "2022-10"
10960	wet autumn dollar	0		Effect: "Hair on Your Chest", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2022-10"
10961	cyan fireproof double-paned hardy autumn leaf pendant	0		Maximum HP: +50, Cold Resistance: +5, Hot Resistance: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-10"
10962	twisted tumbling autumn breeze	1		Last Available: "2022-10"
10963	magnetized autumn years wisdom	0		Effect: "Broberry Brotality", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2022-10"
10964	gray familiar-in-the-middle wrapper	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
10965	delicious Oopsie IPA	4	awesome	Last Available: "2022-10"
10966	red mummified entombed cookbookbat	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-11"
10967	blinking Yeast of Boris	0		Last Available: "2022-11"
10968	St. Sneaky Pete's Whey	0		Last Available: "2022-11"
10969	Vegetable of Jarlsberg	0		Last Available: "2022-11"
10970	adequate ratatouille de Jarlsberg	3	good	Last Available: "2022-11"
10971	miniature decent purple Jarlsberg's vegetable soup	2	good	Last Available: "2022-11"
10972	decent enchanted roasted vegetable of Jarlsberg	4	good	Effect: "Stenchtastic", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2022-11"
10973	adequate St. Pete's sneaky smoothie	3	good	Last Available: "2022-11"
10974	huge spoiled Pete's wiley whey bar	7	crappy	Last Available: "2022-11"
10975	adequate Pete's rich ricotta	4	good	Last Available: "2022-11"
10976	triple-distilled lousy Boris's beer	9	decent	Last Available: "2022-11"
10977	moldy blinking honey bun of Boris	4	crappy	Last Available: "2022-11"
10978	spoiled tiny Boris's bread	1	crappy	Last Available: "2022-11"
10979	blurry ghostly Recipe of Before Yore: ratatouille de Jarlsberg	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "ratatouille de Jarlsberg"
10980	Recipe of Before Yore: Jarlsberg's vegetable soup	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Jarlsberg's vegetable soup"
10981	green ghostly Recipe of Before Yore: roasted vegetable of J.	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "roasted vegetable of Jarlsberg"
10982	Recipe of Before Yore: St. Pete's sneaky smoothie	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "St. Pete's sneaky smoothie"
10983	Recipe of Before Yore: Pete's wily whey bar	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Pete's wiley whey bar"
10984	Recipe of Before Yore: Pete's rich ricotta	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Pete's rich ricotta"
10985	Recipe of Before Yore: Boris's beer	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Boris's beer"
10986	Recipe of Before Yore: honey bun of Boris	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "honey bun of Boris"
10987	Recipe of Before Yore: Boris's bread	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Boris's bread"
10988	stale half-sized lime green baked veggie ricotta casserole	2	decent	Last Available: "2022-11"
10989	stale massive bouncing plain calzone	6	decent	Last Available: "2022-11"
10990	flavorless roasted vegetable focaccia	4	decent	Last Available: "2022-11"
10991	small moldy wobbly Pizza of Legend	2	crappy	Last Available: "2022-11"
10992	bite-sized bland blurry Calzone of Legend	1	decent	Last Available: "2022-11"
10993	Recipe of Before Yore: Calzone of Legend	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Calzone of Legend"
10994	Recipe of Before Yore: Pizza of Legend	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Pizza of Legend"
10995	upside-down Recipe of Before Yore: roasted vegetable focaccia	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "roasted vegetable focaccia"
10996	jittery Recipe of Before Yore: plain calzone	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "plain calzone"
10997	Recipe of Before Yore: baked veggie ricotta	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "baked veggie ricotta casserole"
10998	red cookbookbat book	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10999	purple Recipe of Before Yore: Deep Dish of Legend	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Deep Dish of Legend"
11000	miniature yummy Deep Dish of Legend	2	awesome	Last Available: "2022-11"
11001	pulsating deed to Oliver's Place	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-01"
11002	drink chit	0		Last Available: "2024-01"
11003	government per-diem	0		Last Available: "2024-01"
11004	yellow blinking cool prohie's hat	0		Moxie: +5, Last Available: "2024-01"
11005	super-alkaline jittery narrow green imported taffy	0		Effect: "You Know Who to Call", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2024-01"
11006	rosy-cheeked Charleston shoes of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: 80, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-01"
11007	red booze bindle	0		Last Available: "2024-01"
11008	rare oboe of Calamity Jane of terror	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2024-01"
11009	avaricious studded bullet necklace	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Meat Drop: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-01"
11010	normal swamp haunch	3	good	Last Available: "2024-01"
11011	banded gator shades of mayonnaise	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-01"
11012	milk cap	0		Last Available: "2024-01"
11013	mediocre Charleston Choo-Choo	4	decent	Last Available: "2024-01"
11014	acceptable Velvet Veil	4	good	Last Available: "2024-01"
11015	delicious Marltini	4	awesome	Last Available: "2024-01"
11016	weak bad Strong, Silent Type	2	decent	Last Available: "2024-01"
11017	hand-crafted huge Mysterious Stranger	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2024-01"
11018	smooth bouncing Champagne Shimmy	3	awesome	Last Available: "2024-01"
11019	shaking the Sot's parcel	0		Last Available: "2024-01"
11020	sharpshooter's ceramic cestus of the scaredy-cat	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Monster Level: -15, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ceramic Punch", Last Available: "2023-12"
11021	wobbly lion tamer's extremely unsafe Samson's ceramic centurion shield	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Experience (familiar): +2, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ceramic Bash", Last Available: "2023-12"
11022	ribald sizzling ceramic celery grater	0		Hot Damage: +10, Sleaze Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ceramic Grate", Last Available: "2023-12"
11023	inspector's ceramic celsiturometer of the blizzard of the overflowing toilet	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Item Drop: +15, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ceramic Boil", Last Available: "2023-12"
11024	greasy MacGyver's ceramic cerecloth belt of temperance	0		Maximum MP: +100, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ceramic Skullgaze", Last Available: "2023-12"
11025	teal asbestos-lined wool Newton's ceramic cenobite's robe	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Cold Resistance: +1, Hot Resistance: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ceramic Cenobitize", Last Available: "2023-12"
11026	denatured cyan ceramic scree	1		Effect: "Bestial Sympathy", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2023-12"
11027	wet jittery extra-hard jawbreaker	0		Effect: "Halloweeny", Effect Duration: 27
11028	cyan ribald sharpshooter's rock-hard chiffon chevrons	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Sleaze Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12"
11029	miser's perfumed sizzling chiffon chapeau	0		Hot Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +10, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11030	tumbling scorching thinker's chiffon chamberpot of the dark arts	0		Mysticality: +10, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Hot Damage: +25, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11031	lightning-fast horrifying chiffon chemise of doom	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Initiative: +40, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11032	hale steel-toed Fonzie's chiffon chakram	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Damage Reduction: 9, Maximum HP: +20, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11033	pulsating electrified boxer's chiffon chaps of courage	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Spooky Resistance: +3, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11034	dehydrated chiffon carbage	1		Last Available: "2023-12"
11035	galvanized ionized chiffon lemon	0		Effect: "All Blued Up", Effect Duration: 46
11036	adequate small chocomotive	2	good	Last Available: "2022-12"
11037	stale freightcake	3	decent	Last Available: "2022-12"
11038	weak perfectly mixed cabooze	2	super EPIC	Last Available: "2022-12"
11039	plastic caboose	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11040	plastic passenger car of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Last Available: "2022-12"
11041	extremely unsafe plastic dining car	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2022-12"
11042	aromatic wizardly plastic coal car	0		Mysticality: +25, Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2022-12"
11043	blurry plastic locomotive of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Last Available: "2022-12"
11044	blinking packaged model train set	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-12"
11045	teal model train set	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11046	Crimbo training manual	0		
11047	Abuela Crimbo's special magnet	0		
11048	Trainbot radar monocle	0		Single Equip
11049	pile of Trainbot parts	0		
11050	cold-filtered Trainbot circuitry	0		Effect: "Cold Jellied", Effect Duration: 58
11051	dry tarnished activated Trainbot tubing	0		Effect: "Egg-stra Arm", Effect Duration: 63
11052	enhanced yellow Trainbot plating	0		Effect: "License to Punch", Effect Duration: 34
11053	cold-filtered double-colloidal Trainbot optics	0		Effect: "Blood-Gorged", Effect Duration: 42
11054	wet magnetized shaking Trainbot servomotors	0		Effect: "One For Tea", Effect Duration: 33
11055	ionized mirror Trainbot linkages	0		Effect: "Phairly Pheromonal", Effect Duration: 49
11056	maroon ping-pong paddle	0		Single Equip
11057	ping-pong ball	0		
11058	wobbly blue savvy Trainbot harness	0		Mysticality Percent: +20
11059	tumbling ping-pong table	0		
11060	Crimbo train emergency brake	0		
11061	bouncing Trainbot autoassembly module	0		
11062	jittery nippy Samson's head-mounted Trainbot of terror	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Cold Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2022-12"
11063	leg-mounted Trainbots of Calamity Jane of the empath of terror	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Familiar Weight: +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2022-12"
11064	up-at-dawn Newton's strapping shoulder-mounted Trainbot	0		Muscle: +5, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Adventures: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2022-12"
11065	cinnamon machine oil	0		
11066	Crimbo crystal shards	0		
11067	aged dregs of a Crimbo cocktail	4	awesome	
11068	lost elf luggage	0		
11069	olive Trainbot luggage hook	0		Single Equip
11070	miniature moldy honey-drenched ham slice	2	crappy	
11071	bad mostly-empty bottle of cookie wine	3	decent	
11072	jumbo toothsome Crimbo food scraps	5	awesome	
11073	huge arm towel	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11074	automatic wine thief	0		Single Equip
11075	table-scraper	0		Single Equip
11076	upside-down Trainbot slag	0		
11077	industrially-crushed ice	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11078	normal small steamed oyster	2	good	
11079	pulsating twirling really nice lump of coal	0		
11080	upside-down maroon deactivated mini-Trainbot	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11081	steam unit	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11082	crystal Crimbo goblet	0		
11083	mirror crystal Crimbo platter	0		
11084	boozy artisanal yellow Crimbosmopolitan	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2022-12"
11085	adequate green Crimbo dinner	3	good	Last Available: "2022-12"
11086	yellow overloaded Yule battery	0		Familiar Weight: +25, Last Available: "2022-12"
11087	train whistle	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11088	The Superconductor's CPU	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2022-12"
11089	unoccupied sheep suit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-12"
11090	purple half-height cigar	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11091	narrow maroon grubby wool	0		
11092	skewed teal Temple Grandin's studded brainy grubby wool hat	0		Mysticality: +5, Damage Absorption: +80, Familiar Weight: +7
11093	Tesla groovy grubby wool scarf	0		Moxie Percent: +10, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip
11094	ribald cool weightlifter's grubby wool trousers	0		Muscle: +15, Moxie: +5, Sleaze Damage: +10
11095	cyan knitted occult strapping grubby wool gloves of the scaredy-cat	0		Muscle: +5, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Monster Level: -15, Cold Resistance: +3, Single Equip
11096	grubby wool beerwarmer	0		
11097	bad maroon nice warm beer	3	decent	
11098	bouncing huge cyan grubby woolball	0		
11099	blue Rock Garden Guide	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-01"
11100	upside-down packet of rock seeds	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11101	groveling gravel	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11102	compressed fruity pebble	1		Effect: "Big Meat Big Prizes", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-01"
11103	lodestone	0		Effect: "Loded", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2023-01"
11104	milestone	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11105	blurry skewed bolder boulder	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11106	blurry molehill mountain	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11107	whet stone	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11108	hard rock	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11109	stalagmite	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11110	chocolate covered ping-pong ball	0		
11112	adequate fancy super-sized pixel bread	5	good	Effect: "Total Protonic Reversal", Effect Duration: 10
11113	hand-crafted weak pixel whiskey	2	EPIC	
11114	pixel rock	0		
11115	S.I.T. Course Voucher	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-02"
11116	blinking S.I.T. Course Completion Certificate	0		Last Available: "2023-02"
11117	modified non-modified upside-down upside-down glob of extra-green chlorophyll	0		Effect: "Anytwo Five Elevenis?", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2023-02"
11118	chilled shaking mushroom	0		Effect: "Bloody Bloody Bloody!", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2023-02"
11119	dry five-fingered fern resin	0		Effect: "You Know When to Walk Away", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2023-02"
11120	miniature bland pulsating super good fruit	2	decent	Last Available: "2023-02"
11121	dehydrated blue energized spores	1		Last Available: "2023-02"
11122	supercool hot pepper of the bloodbag	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Maximum HP: +100, Lantern: 1, Lantern Element: "Hot", Last Available: "2023-02"
11123	electrified cold-filtered out-of-work circus flea	0		Effect: "The Solution", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2023-02"
11124	blurry extra-grubby grub	0		Last Available: "2023-02"
11125	ionized concentrated wobbly fire ant pheromones	0		Effect: "Ogred and Oublietted", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2023-02"
11126	nitrogenated triple-polymerized skewed spinning flapper fly	0		Effect: "Savage Beast Inside", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2023-02"
11127	lousy enchanted shot of wasp venom	4	decent	Effect: "Full-Body Tan", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2023-02"
11128	ionized filled mosquito	0		Effect: "Pyromania", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2023-02"
11129	ionized wobbly shim of shame shale	0		Effect: "Sourpuss", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2023-02"
11130	pressed pebble of proud pyrite	0		Effect: "Eye of the Lihc", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2023-02"
11131	tarnished pile of gritty sand	0		Effect: "Analog Drunk", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2023-02"
11132	hollow rock	0		Last Available: "2023-02"
11133	frozen shaking jittery angry agate	0		Effect: "Healthy, Elfy, and Wise", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2023-02"
11134	boiled irradiated fuchsia lump of loyal latite	0		Effect: "Well-preserved", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2023-02"
11135	rotten shadow sausage	3	crappy	Last Available: "2023-03"
11136	chaotic crafty shadow skin	0		Maximum MP: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Last Available: "2023-03"
11137	alkaline pulsating shadow flame	0		Effect: "Trufflin'", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2023-03"
11138	adequate shadow bread	4	good	Last Available: "2023-03"
11139	shadow ice	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11140	drinkable watered-down shadow fluid	2	good	Last Available: "2023-03"
11141	bouncing shadow glass	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11142	shadow brick	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11143	shadow sinew	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11144	lousy shadow venom	4	decent	Last Available: "2023-03"
11145	boiled huge shadow nectar	1		Last Available: "2023-03"
11146	zippy shadow stick of the wise owl of courage	0		Mysticality: +20, Spooky Resistance: +3, Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2023-03"
11147	upside-down sizzling bat paw of the businessman	0		Hot Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +50
11148	red dog trainer's uncursed bat paw	0		Experience (familiar): +1
11149	huge sharpshooter's shellacked arcane researcher's goblin cape	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Damage Reduction: 7, Critical Hit Percent: +10
11150	uncursed goblin cape of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20
11151	asbestos-lined dog trainer's dragon wishbone	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Hot Resistance: +5
11152	twirling green manspreader's uncursed dragon wishbone	0		Monster Level: +10
11153	smelly friendly rosy-cheeked stats of the blizzard	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Familiar Weight: +3, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +10
11154	miser's uncursed stats	0		Meat Drop: +10
11155	veiny arcane orb of the storm	0		Maximum HP: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +40
11156	smartaleck's uncursed arcane orb	0		Moxie Percent: +30
11157	blinking veiny machete	0		Maximum HP: +10
11158	Sinatra's uncursed machete	0		Experience (Moxie): +5
11159	blanket	0		
11160	uncursed blanket	0		
11161	prompt scorching medallion of the overflowing toilet	0		Hot Damage: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Adventures: +3
11162	manspreader's uncursed medallion	0		Monster Level: +10
11163	lime green Advanced Pig Skinning	0		
11164	tumbling The Cheese Wizard's Companion	0		
11165	Jazz Agent sheet music	0		
11166	Thwaitgold anti-moth statuette	0		
11167	shadowy cheat sheet	0		Free Pull
11168	closed-circuit phone system	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-03"
11169	closed-circuit pay phone	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11170	blinking shadow lighter	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11171	shadow heptahedron	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11172	shadow snowflake	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11173	shadow heart	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11174	shadow bucket	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11175	red shadow wave	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11176	squat Rufus's shadow lodestone	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11177	forbidden shadow chef's hat of the wise owl of the empath	0		Mysticality: +20, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2023-03"
11178	smelly steel-toed shadow trousers of temperance	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2023-03"
11179	chaotic shadow hammer of the overflowing toilet	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2023-03"
11180	purple squat clever crafty shadow monocle of Leguizamo	0		Maximum MP: 30, Monster Level: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-03"
11181	twirling skewed shadow candle	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Shadow Flame", Last Available: "2023-03"
11182	spoiled skewed gray shadow hot dog	3	crappy	Last Available: "2023-03"
11183	mediocre triple-distilled shadow martini	9	decent	Last Available: "2023-03"
11184	vaporized tumbling shadow pill	1		Effect: "Ack!  Barred!", Effect Duration: 45
11185	shadow needle	0		
11186	cursed monkey's paw	0		All Attributes: +10, Spooky Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, All Resistance: +2, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Monkey Slap", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Monkey Tickle", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Evil Monkey Eye", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Monkey Peace Sign", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Monkey Point", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Monkey Punch", Last Available: "2023-04"
11187	bouncing monkey glove	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-04"
11188	energized vacuum-sealed olive shadow candy	0		Effect: "Influence of Sphere", Effect Duration: 27
11189	replica Mr. Accessory	0		
11190	replica Dark Jill-O-Lantern	0		
11191	replica hand turkey outline	0		
11192	replica crimbo elfling	0		
11193	purple replica pygmy bugbear shaman	0		
11194	dedigitizer schematic: cyburger	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11195	replica gravy-covered maypole	0		Item Drop: +25
11196	replica wax lips	0		Experience: +3
11197	replica Tome of Snowcone Summoning	0		
11198	dedigitizer schematic: cybeer	0		Last Available: "2025-12", Softcore Only
11199	Annie Oakley's beefy replica jewel-eyed wizard hat of the sweet-tooth	0		Muscle: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Candy Drop: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Magic Missile"
11200	reassuring Da Vinci's Rosewater's replica bottle-rocket crossbow	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Experience (Mysticality): +5, Spooky Resistance: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire red bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire blue bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire orange bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire purple bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire black bottle-rocket"
11201	miser's wicked replica navel ring of navel gazing of the boozehound of the sweet-tooth	0		Spell Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +10, Booze Drop: +100, Candy Drop: +100, Single Equip, Item Drop (sporadic): 4.25, Meat Drop (sporadic): 4.25
11202	Jeselnik's replica V for Vivala mask of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +25, Single Equip, Combat Item Damage Percent: 50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Creepy Grin"
11203	supercharged veiny Fonzie's replica haiku katana	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Maximum HP: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spring Raindrop Attack", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Summer Siesta", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Falling Leaf Whirlwind", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Winter's Bite Technique", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "The 17 Cuts"
11204	replica box of fireworks	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire off a Roman Candle", Item Drop (sporadic): +12.5
11205	replica cotton candy cocoon	0		
11206	mansplainer's medical-grade dance instructor's strapping replica Elvish sunglasses	0		Muscle: +5, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Monster Level: +15, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play an Accordion Solo", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play a Guitar Solo", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play a Drum Solo", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play a Flute Solo"
11207	replica squamous polyp	0		
11208	replica stone sphere	0		
11209	spinning avaricious manspreader's grievous replica Greatest American Pants	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Monster Level: +10, Meat Drop: +30
11210	replica organ grinder	0		
11211	upside-down wizardly replica Juju Mojo Mask of extreme caution of the sewer	0		Mysticality: +25, Monster Level: -25, Stench Damage: +25, Single Equip
11212	huge nasty chaotic beefy replica Operation Patriot Shield	0		Muscle: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Stench Damage: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Throw Shield", Variable
11213	replica Libram of Resolutions	0		
11214	prompt Socratic replica plastic vampire fangs of Gandalf	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Adventures: +3, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Feed"
11215	replica angel	0		
11216	squat lard-coated replica Camp Scout backpack	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Drops Items
11217	replica deactivated nanobots	0		
11218	tumbling replica Apathargic Bandersnatch	0		
11219	ghostly maroon replica Smith's Tome	0		
11220	replica over-the-shoulder Folder Holder	0		
11221	replica Order of the Green Thumb Order Form	0		
11222	squat shrink-wrapped Cincho de Mayo	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-05"
11223	cyan studded Da Vinci's Cincho de Mayo of the empath of mayonnaise	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Damage Absorption: +80, Familiar Weight: +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Dispense Salt and Lime", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Party Soundtrack", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Fiesta Exit", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Projectile Piñata", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Party Foul", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Confetti Extravaganza", Last Available: "2023-05"
11224	mirror dedigitizer schematic: psilocyber mushroom	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11225	ghostly replica Little Geneticist DNA-Splicing Lab	0		
11226	skewed replica still grill	0		
11227	replica Crimbo sapling	0		
11228	upside-down replica puck	0		
11229	replica Chateau Mantegna room key	0		
11230	squat replica Deck of Every Card	0		
11231	replica Source terminal	0		
11232	wobbly replica disconnected intergnat	0		
11233	replica Witchess Set	0		
11234	replica genie bottle	0		
11235	replica space planula	0		
11236	replica unpowered Robortender	0		
11237	replica Neverending Party invitation envelope	0		
11238	replica January's Garbage Tote	0		
11239	replica God Lobster Egg	0		
11240	dog trainer's MacGyver's baleful replica Fourth of May Cosplay Saber	0		Spell Damage: +25, Maximum MP: +100, Experience (familiar): +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Use the Force"
11241	wicked dance instructor's wizardly replica Kramco Sausage-o-Matic&trade; of vim and vigor of horror	0		Mysticality: +25, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Spell Damage: +5, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Spooky Spell Damage: +25
11242	knitted wool resourceful crafty hardened forbidden personal trainer's smartaleck's replica hewn moon-rune spoon of horror of mayonnaise of the businessman	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Damage Reduction: 3, Maximum MP: 60, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Cold Resistance: 4, Meat Drop: +50, Single Equip, Alters Page Text, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Dragoon Platoon", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spittoon Monsoon", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Festoon Buffoon", Rollover Effect Duration: 50
11243	replica baby camelCalf	0		
11244	dog trainer's stylish replica Powerful Glove of extreme caution of the sewer of the overflowing toilet	0		Moxie: +25, Monster Level: -25, Experience (familiar): +1, Stench Damage: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Replace Enemy", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Shrink Enemy", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Invisible Avatar", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Triple Size"
11245	careful steel-toed replica Cargo Cultist Shorts of the brazier of the boozehound	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Monster Level: -10, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Booze Drop: +100
11246	spinning up-at-dawn lightning-fast dance instructor's Sinatra's Socratic Rosewater's replica industrial fire extinguisher	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Experience (Moxie): +5, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Initiative: +40, Adventures: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Foam 'em Up", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Polar Vortex", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Foam Yourself", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Blast the Area", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Zone Specific"
11247	replica crystal ball	0		Initiative: +50, Item Drop (sporadic): +25
11248	squat replica emotion chip	0		Skill: "Replica Emotionally Chipped"
11249	dog trainer's Newton's replica Jurassic Parka	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Experience (familiar): +1, Avoid Attack: 1
11250	gray replica grey gosling	0		
11251	narrow bouncing replica designer sweatpants	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Flick", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Flood", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Spray", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Sip", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Make Sweat-Ade", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Drench Yourself in Sweat", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sip Some Sweat", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Sweat Out Some Booze"
11252	mirror replica plastic pumpkin bucket	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Item Drop: +13, Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.35
11253	replica Ten Dollars	0		
11254	Temple Grandin's Van der Graaf sinister replica Cincho de Mayo of the empath	0		Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Weight: 12, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Dispense Salt and Lime", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Party Soundtrack", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Fiesta Exit", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Projectile Piñata", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Party Foul", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Confetti Extravaganza"
11255	wobbly Thwaitgold splendor beetle statuette	0		
11256	shrink-wrapped 2002 Mr. Store Catalog	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-06"
11257	teal 2002 Mr. Store Catalog	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11258	jittery wicked Fonzie's wizardly &quot;I survived Y2K&quot; T-Shirt of wisdom of the businessman of the sweet-tooth	0		Mysticality: 40, Experience (Moxie): +1, Spell Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +50, Candy Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-06"
11259	Letter from Carrie Bradshaw	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11260	upside-down rock-hard occult pro skateboard	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Damage Reduction: 5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Do a Kickflip", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Do a Method!", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Do an epic McTwist!", Last Available: "2023-06"
11261	olive Mr. Accessaturday	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11262	fuchsia pulsating Meat Butler	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11263	jittery Loathing Idol Microphone	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11264	squat Charter: Nellyville	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11265	Manual of Secret Door Detection	0		Last Available: "2023-06", Skill: "Secret Door Awareness"
11266	Flash Liquidizer Ultra Dousing Accessory of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Douse Foe", Last Available: "2023-06"
11267	foul-smelling hale baleful Amulet of Perpetual Darkness of bravery	0		Spell Damage: +25, Maximum HP: +20, Stench Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +5, Blind, Last Available: "2023-06"
11268	Giant monolith	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11269	Crimbo cookie sheet	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11270	VHS Tape	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11271	ionized scroll of minor invulnerability	0		Effect: "Christmessy", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2023-06"
11272	Lapis Lazuli	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11273	Eye Agate	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11274	Azurite	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11275	Arrow (+1)	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11276	dry extra-activated spinning fuchsia scroll of protection from lycanthropes	0		Effect: "Pill Power", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2023-06"
11277	Loathing Idol Microphone (75% charged)	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11278	blinking Loathing Idol Microphone (50% charged)	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11279	Loathing Idol Microphone (25% charged)	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11280	Replica 2002 Mr. Store Catalog	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11281	Mr. Big's Wallet	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11282	acceptable skewed Sexy Cosmo	3	good	Last Available: "2023-06"
11283	Souvenir Chopsticks	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11284	squat sizzling dog trainer's veiny red-soled high heels	0		Maximum HP: +10, Experience (familiar): +1, Hot Damage: +10, Last Available: "2023-06"
11285	spoiled twirling cyburger	3	crappy	Last Available: "2025-12"
11286	cyan chaotic ncle leg	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10
11287	jittery stylish rutabuga bag of Gandalf	0		Moxie: +25, Spell Critical Percent: +20
11288	Jim Carey's mesquito proboscis	0		Monster Level: +25
11289	cool senate fly thorax	0		Moxie: +5
11290	non-diffused jittery bug juice	0		Effect: "Blackberry Politeness", Effect Duration: 31
11291	twirling spider leg of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20
11292	avaricious beetle antenna	0		Meat Drop: +30
11293	clever mantis skull	0		Maximum MP: +20
11294	adjusted quadruple-concentrated red chitin powder	0		Effect: "Sharp Weapon", Effect Duration: 27
11295	maroon stanky daddy shortlegs leg of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +25
11296	wobbly spinning therapeutic baleful birdybug antenna	0		Spell Damage: +25, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
11297	Jeselnik's forbidden kilopede skull	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Sleaze Damage: +25
11298	super-dry galvanized skewed haemolymphnode	0		Effect: "Helvella Health", Effect Duration: 15
11299	pickled chitin powder paste	0		Effect: "Brain Freeze", Effect Duration: 53
11300	sleeping patriotic eagle	0		Free Pull
11301	shaking upside-down squat claw-held flag	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11302	souvenir flag	0		
11303	olive name change form	0		
11304	replica sleeping patriotic eagle	0		
11305	boxed august scepter	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-08"
11306	august scepter	0		All Attributes: +15, HP Regen Min: 10, HP Regen Max: 15, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 1st: Mountain Climbing Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 2nd: Find an Eleven-Leaf Clover Day", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 3rd: Watermelon Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 4th: Water Balloon Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 5th: Oyster Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 6th: Fresh Breath Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 7th: Lighthouse Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 8th: Cat Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 9th: Hand Holding Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 10th: World Lion Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 11th: Presidential Joke Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 12th: Elephant Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 13th: Left/Off Hander's Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 14th: Financial Awareness  Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 15th: Relaxation Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 16th: Roller Coaster Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 17th: Thriftshop Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 18th: Serendipity Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 19th: Honey Bee Awareness Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 20th: Mosquito Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 21st: Spumoni Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 22nd: Tooth Fairy Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 23rd: Ride the Wind Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 24th: Waffle Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 25th: Banana Split Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 26th: Toilet Paper Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 27th: Just Because Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 28th: Race Your Mouse Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 29th: More Herbs, Less Salt  Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 30th: Beach Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 31st: Cabernet Sauvignon  Day!", Last Available: "2023-08"
11307	flavorless diet watermelon	1	decent	Last Available: "2023-08"
11308	watermelon seed	0		Last Available: "2023-08"
11309	water balloon	0		Last Available: "2023-08"
11310	thriftshop coupon	0		Last Available: "2023-08"
11311	delicious waffle	4	awesome	Last Available: "2023-08"
11312	fixodent	0		Last Available: "2023-08"
11313	upside-down sharpshooter's fortified cat o' nine teeth	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Last Available: "2023-08"
11314	friendly thinker's tooth cap	0		Mysticality: +10, Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2023-08"
11315	energetic personal trainer's toothy trousers	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2023-08"
11316	decent banana split	4	good	Last Available: "2023-08"
11317	handful of toilet paper	0		Last Available: "2023-08"
11318	bouncing Mrs. Rush	0		Last Available: "2023-08"
11319	pulsating medal	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Experience (familiar): +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2023-08"
11320	triple-distilled smooth shaking bottle of Cabernet Sauvignon	9	awesome	Last Available: "2023-08"
11321	ribald groovy baywatch of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Moxie Percent: +10, Sleaze Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2023-08", Nonstackable Watch
11322	Pocket Guide to Mild Evil	0		Last Available: "2023-07", Skill: "Perpetrate Mild Evil"
11323	Pocket Guide to Mild Evil (used)	0		Last Available: "2023-07", Skill: "Perpetrate Mild Evil"
11324	jittery teal tumbling consolation ribbon	0		Familiar Weight: -10, Experience (familiar): -1, Last Available: "2023-08"
11325	replica august scepter	0		All Attributes: +15, HP Regen Min: 10, HP Regen Max: 15, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 1st: Mountain Climbing Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 2nd: Find an Eleven-Leaf Clover Day", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 3rd: Watermelon Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 4th: Water Balloon Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 5th: Oyster Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 6th: Fresh Breath Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 7th: Lighthouse Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 8th: Cat Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 9th: Hand Holding Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 10th: World Lion Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 11th: Presidential Joke Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 12th: Elephant Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 13th: Left/Off Hander's Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 14th: Financial Awareness  Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 15th: Relaxation Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 16th: Roller Coaster Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 17th: Thriftshop Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 18th: Serendipity Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 19th: Honey Bee Awareness Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 20th: Mosquito Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 21st: Spumoni Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 22nd: Tooth Fairy Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 23rd: Ride the Wind Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 24th: Waffle Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 25th: Banana Split Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 26th: Toilet Paper Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 27th: Just Because Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 28th: Race Your Mouse Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 29th: More Herbs, Less Salt  Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 30th: Beach Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 31st: Cabernet Sauvignon  Day!"
11326	Thwaitgold fairyfly statue	0		
11327	pulsating blue residual chitin paste	0		Skill: "Chitinous Soul"
11328	modified ghostly teal concentrated cooking	1		
11329	mixed meat	1		
11330	modified sparkling orb	1		
11331	compressed squat hardening cream	1		
11332	twisted skewed pool shark hair oil	1		
11333	book of facts	0		Skill: "Just the Facts", Last Available: "2023-09"
11334	pulsating wobbly book of facts (dog-eared)	0		Skill: "Just the Facts", Last Available: "2023-09"
11335	Dark Jill-of-All-Trades	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-10"
11336	LED candle	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2023-10"
11337	map to a candy-rich block	0		Last Available: "2023-10"
11338	adjusted red spinning tumbling sampler size toothpaste	0		Effect: "Aloysius' Antiphon of Aptitude", Effect Duration: 35
11339	Franken Stein	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Toast your enemy"
11340	wobbly tumbling A Guide to Burning Leaves	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-11", Leaves: +0.5
11341	inflammable leaf	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11342	rake	0		Item Drop: +1, Last Available: "2023-11", Leaves: +1.5
11343	sinister rake	0		Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2023-11", Leaves: +1.5
11344	autumnic bomb	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11345	narrow forest canopy bed	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11346	squat day shortener	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11347	tumbling pulsating huge extra time	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11348	therapeutic strapping autumnal aegis	0		Muscle: +5, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2023-11"
11349	polymerized aerosolized bouncing distilled resin	0		Effect: "Spooky Hands", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2023-11"
11350	twirling super-heated leaf	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11351	lit leaf lasso	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11352	tied-up leaflet	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11353	tied-up monstera	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11354	tied-up leaviathan	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11355	twirling lightning-fast beefy impromptu torch	0		Muscle: +10, Initiative: +40, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2023-11"
11356	narrow Newton's fig leaf of horror	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2023-11"
11357	olive narrow healthy Fonzie's smoldering drape	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2023-11"
11358	smoldering leafcutter ant egg	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11359	asbestos-lined frosty MacGyver's hardened leaf crown of dire peril of mayonnaise	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Damage Reduction: 3, Maximum MP: +100, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2023-11"
11360	stale leafy browns	3	decent	Last Available: "2023-11"
11361	flattened bouncing autumnic balm	0		Effect: "Ghostly Shell", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2023-11"
11362	dry denatured jittery coping juice	0		Effect: "Sleazy Hands", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2023-11"
11363	family-friendly Jeselnik's nasty coward's wizardly candy cane sword cane	0		Mysticality: +25, Monster Level: -20, Stench Damage: +5, Sleaze Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Surprisingly Sweet Stab", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Surprisingly Sweet Slash", Last Available: "2023-12", Rollover Effect Duration: 250
11364	twirling wrapped candy cane sword cane	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-12"
11365	Elf Guard patrol cap	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11366	ghostly blue Elf Guard hotpants	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11367	Crimbuccaneer tricorn	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11368	Crimbuccaneer breeches	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11369	mirror automa-bot parts	0		
11370	security automa-core	0		
11371	clerical automa-core	0		
11372	handful of Boltsmann bearings	0		
11373	upside-down Spring Bros. solenoid	0		
11374	Spring Bros. ID badge	0		
11375	teal Boltsmann ID badge	0		
11376	housekeeping automa-core	0		
11377	housekeeping robot	0		
11378	snack-sized adequate pickled bread	2	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11379	stale small salted mutton	2	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11380	decent corned beet	3	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11381	tiny plastic Elf Guard Armory	0		Weapon Damage: +3, Display Name: "tiny plastic Elf Guard Armory"
11382	tiny plastic Crimbuccaneer Grog Hall	0		Booze Drop: +3, Display Name: "tiny plastic Crimbuccaneer Grog Hall"
11383	tiny plastic Elf Guard Mess Hall	0		Food Drop: +3, Display Name: "tiny plastic Elf Guard Mess Hall"
11384	tiny Crimbuccaneer Foundry	0		Initiative: +3, Display Name: "tiny Crimbuccaneer Foundry"
11385	tiny plastic Abuela's Cottage (Pirate Control)	0		All Attributes: +3, Display Name: "tiny plastic Abuela's Cottage (Pirate Control)"
11386	pirate encryption key alpha	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11387	pirate encryption key bravo	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11388	tumbling pirate encryption key charlie	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11389	pirate encryption key delta	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11390	wardrobe-o-matic	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11391	futuristic shirt	0		Lasts Until Rollover
11392	futuristic hat	0		Lasts Until Rollover
11393	futuristic collar	0		Lasts Until Rollover
11394	purple crated wardrobe-o-matic	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11395	snack-sized flavorless bouncing peppermint donut	2	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11396	arcane researcher's Elf Guard insignia (private)	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Last Available: "2023-12"
11397	wobbly Fonzie's Crimbuccaneer fledges (mint)	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11398	military-grade peppermint oil	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11399	Crimbuccaneer whale oil	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11400	huge Elf Guard tinsel grenade	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11401	mediocre mirror maroon ghostly Crimbuccaneer mologrog cocktail	4	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11402	Elf Army machine parts	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11403	Crimbuccaneer rigging lasso	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11404	friendly hale Crimbuccaneer lantern of the scaredy-cat	0		Maximum HP: +20, Monster Level: -15, Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2023-12"
11405	blinking Crimbuccaneer flotsam	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11406	blue Crimbuccaneer invasion map	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11407	scorching Crimbuccaneer shirt	0		Hot Damage: +25, Last Available: "2023-12"
11408	Elf Guard MPC	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11409	tumbling Crimbuccaneer piece of 12	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11410	Rosewater's Elf Guard commandeering gloves	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12", Piece of Twelve Drop: 0.5
11411	magnetized purple pulsating Elf Guard eyedrops	0		Effect: "Eggs-tra Sensory Perception", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2023-12"
11412	Crimbuccaneer premium booty sack	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11413	narrow Elf Guard honor present	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11414	red Temple Grandin's chaotic Elf Guard officer's sidearm	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Familiar Weight: +7, Last Available: "2023-12"
11415	Jack Frost's manspreader's Elf Guard insignia (general)	0		Monster Level: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12"
11416	hand-crafted Crimbow Rainbo	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2023-12"
11417	Elf Guard strategic map	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11418	Crimbuccaneer captain's purse	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11419	pulsating lard-coated Elf Guard broom of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2023-12"
11420	wobbly Jack Frost's grievous beefy Crimbuccaneer tavern swab	0		Muscle: +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2023-12"
11421	olive blurry Elf Guard hangover cure	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11422	tolerable enchanted old-school pirate grog	3	good	Effect: "Norwhalloped", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2023-12"
11423	normal immense special wobbly grog nuts	8	good	Effect: "Super Structure", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2023-12"
11424	toasty hale sawed-off blunderbuss of the sewer	0		Maximum HP: +20, Hot Damage: +5, Stench Damage: +25, Last Available: "2023-12"
11425	watered-down lousy officer's nog	2	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11426	purple peppermint bomb	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11427	low-calorie decent sundae ration	1	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11428	normal wobbly peppermint tack	3	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11429	mirror Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts	0		Skill: "Elf Guard Cooking", Last Available: "2023-12"
11430	adequate low-calorie jittery whalesteak	1	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11431	Van der Graaf therapeutic educational whalegun	0		Experience: +1, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2023-12"
11432	Cocktails of the Age of Sail	0		Skill: "Old-School Cocktailcrafting", Last Available: "2023-12"
11433	Elf Guard payroll bag	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11434	medical-grade Elf Guard clipboard of the sewer of Flo-Jo	0		Stench Damage: +25, Initiative: +100, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2023-12"
11435	mirror pegfinger of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12", MPC Drop: 0.5
11436	hand-crafted and claret	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2023-12"
11437	Jim Carey's Elf Guard and beret	0		Monster Level: +25, Last Available: "2023-12"
11438	jittery Temple Grandin's Tesla shipwright's hammer of the detective	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Item Drop: +20, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2023-12"
11439	narrow nippy careful gunwale of the overflowing toilet	0		Monster Level: -10, Cold Damage: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2023-12"
11440	spinning censurious sinister Kelflar vest of the sweet-tooth	0		Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2023-12"
11441	quadruple-flattened non-pickled narrow whale cerebrospinal fluid	0		Effect: "Salsa Satanica", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2023-12"
11442	censurious deadly Crimbuccaneer runebone	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12"
11443	squat upside-down cannonbomb	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11444	purple wool brainy Elf Guard mouthknife	0		Mysticality: +5, Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11445	blue Usain Bolt's hardened Crimbuccaneer fledges (disintegrating)	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Initiative: +80, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12"
11446	twirling frightening Elf Guard fuel tank	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2023-12"
11447	Jim Carey's Fonzie's massive wrench of the scaredy-cat	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Monster Level: 10, Last Available: "2023-12"
11448	resourceful brown pirate pants of Gandalf	0		Maximum MP: +50, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Last Available: "2023-12"
11449	blinking Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion	0		Skill: "Elf Guard Extortion Techniques", Last Available: "2023-12"
11450	red squat The Encyclopedia of Fruit	0		Skill: "Fruit Recognition", Last Available: "2023-12"
11451	punching mirror	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11452	Usain Bolt's Van der Graaf shellacked dangerous cool Elf dessert spoon of the bloodbag	0		Moxie: +5, Weapon Damage: +10, Damage Reduction: 7, Maximum HP: +100, Initiative: +80, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2023-12"
11453	strapping Elf Guard SCUBA tank of wisdom	0		Muscle: +5, Mysticality: +15, Adventure Underwater, Last Available: "2023-12"
11454	Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping	0		Skill: "Elf Guard Relaxation Techniques", Last Available: "2023-12"
11455	bouncing banded supercool free boots	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Damage Absorption: +100, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "The Old One-Two (Kick)", Last Available: "2023-12"
11456	huge baby rigging snake	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11457	rosewater-soaked stanky Elvish underarmor of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12"
11458	green resourceful Crimbuccaneer bombjacket of incineration	0		Maximum MP: +50, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Combat Item Damage Percent: 100, Last Available: "2023-12"
11459	yummy low-calorie sugarplum ration	1	awesome	Last Available: "2023-12"
11460	stale squat gingerbread nylons	4	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11461	stale rum-soaked fruitcake	4	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11462	normal lime	4	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11463	half-sized moldy cyan gingerbread pirate	2	crappy	Last Available: "2023-12"
11464	normal snack-sized fruit-stuffed rumcake	2	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11465	tolerable blinking mulled wine	3	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11466	aged weak Swedish coffee	2	awesome	Last Available: "2023-12"
11467	triple-distilled hand-crafted mirror canteen of eggnog	10	EPIC	Last Available: "2023-12"
11468	smooth hot wine	4	awesome	Last Available: "2023-12"
11469	weak drinkable Jamaican coffee	2	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11470	practically non-alcoholic mediocre flask of egggrog	1	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11471	Black and White Apron Enrollment Form	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-12"
11472	green mirror Black and White Apron Meal Kit	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11473	spinning pirate encryption key (complete)	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11474	practically non-alcoholic perfectly mixed yule grog	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	Last Available: "2023-12"
11475	normal wet tack	3	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11476	bland whalecake	4	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11477	hale Da Vinci's gunwale whalegun of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Experience (Mysticality): +5, Maximum HP: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Shoot, Gunwale Whalegun, Shoot!", Last Available: "2023-12"
11478	acceptable and claret	4	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11479	rigging knot	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11480	trick coin	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11481	greedy Elf Guard squirtgun of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Meat Drop: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Peppermint Squirt", Last Available: "2023-12"
11482	chest of &quot;pirate gold&quot;	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11483	red sequin-encrusted sweater of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Last Available: "2023-12"
11484	blue coward's deadly replica Elf Guard medal of the businessman	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Monster Level: -20, Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2023-12"
11485	upside-down Lil' Snowball Factory	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11486	bouncing Elf Guard temporary (permanent) tattoo	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11487	prank Crimbo card	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11488	double-paned toasty Crimbuccaneer squirtblunderbuss	0		Hot Damage: +5, Cold Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2023-12"
11489	My First Paycheck envelope	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11490	blurry banded dangerous cool barnacle-encrusted sweater	0		Moxie: +5, Weapon Damage: +10, Damage Absorption: +100, Last Available: "2023-12"
11491	hardy Fonzie's Crimbuccaneer nose ring of Flo-Jo	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Maximum HP: +50, Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2023-12"
11492	tumbling pet anchor	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11493	blurry red blurry Crimbuccaneer tattoo gift certificate	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11494	Elf Guard safety bear	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11495	kraken	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11496	upside-down precision snowball	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11497	Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts (used)	0		Skill: "Elf Guard Cooking", Last Available: "2023-12"
11498	Cocktails of the Age of Sail (used)	0		Skill: "Old-School Cocktailcrafting", Last Available: "2023-12"
11499	Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion (used)	0		Skill: "Elf Guard Extortion Techniques", Last Available: "2023-12"
11500	The Encyclopedia of Fruit (used)	0		Skill: "Fruit Recognition", Last Available: "2023-12"
11501	Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping (used)	0		Skill: "Elf Guard Relaxation Techniques", Last Available: "2023-12"
11502	altered military candy cane	0		Effect: "Hyperoffended", Effect Duration: 53
11503	dry groggipop	0		Effect: "Some Cheese with Your Wine", Effect Duration: 56
11504	quilted wicked moss mace	0		Spell Damage: +5, Damage Absorption: +40, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Moss Mugging", Last Available: "2024-12"
11505	wool toasty moss megaphone	0		Hot Damage: +5, Cold Resistance: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Megaphone Whisper", Last Available: "2024-12"
11506	purple brawny moss medal of Tarzan	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Experience (Muscle): +3, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Brandish Moss Medal", Last Available: "2024-12"
11507	narrow lightning-fast hardened moss mitre	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Initiative: +40, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Soul Genuflection", Last Available: "2024-12"
11508	up-at-dawn veiny moss mantle	0		Maximum HP: +10, Adventures: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Drop Mantle", Last Available: "2024-12"
11509	mansplainer's steel-toed moss marlinspike	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Monster Level: +15, Extra Pickpocket, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-12"
11510	mixed lime green skewed skewed moss mulch	1		Last Available: "2024-12"
11511	pickled purple moss floss	0		Effect: "Nano-juiced", Effect Duration: 69
11512	adobe arsecover	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11513	olive twirling adobe adze	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-12"
11514	adobe abacus	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11515	adobe ayam	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11516	narrow adobe ascot	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-12"
11517	shaking adobe abaya	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11518	modified pulsating huge upside-down adobe assortment	1		Last Available: "2024-12"
11519	warmed twirling adobe brittle	0		Effect: "Gingerbread Robust", Effect Duration: 44
11520	narrow flame-retardant greasy Socratic crepe paper phrygian cap	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Pull down your crepe paper phrygian cap", Last Available: "2025-12"
11521	friendly supercool crepe paper parachute cape of the blizzard	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Familiar Weight: +3, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2025-12"
11522	mirror MacGyver's baleful Samson's crepe paper pie clip	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Spell Damage: +25, Maximum MP: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Look through your crepe paper pie clip", Last Available: "2025-12"
11523	wobbly stiffened studded crepe paper puzzle cube of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Damage Absorption: +80, Damage Reduction: 1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play with your crepe paper puzzle", Last Available: "2025-12"
11524	inspector's rock-hard razor-sharp crepe paper plunge camisole	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Damage Reduction: 5, Item Drop: +15, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Leave nothing to the imagination", Last Available: "2025-12"
11525	upside-down pulsating dance instructor's crepe paper polka charm of Calamity Jane of bravery	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Spooky Resistance: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Embrace polka", Last Available: "2025-12"
11526	denatured crepe paper pared cuttings	1		Last Available: "2025-12"
11527	colloidal twirling crepe paper peanut candy	0		Effect: "Gummiskin", Effect Duration: 48
11528	narrow up-at-dawn rosy-cheeked petrified wood war pike	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2025-12"
11529	energetic petrified wood waist protector of the glutton	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Food Drop: +100, Single Equip, Avoid Attack: 1, Last Available: "2025-12"
11530	Annie Oakley's dance instructor's petrified wood wizard's pouch	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Single Equip, Lantern: 2, Lantern Element: "Hot", Lantern Element: "None", Last Available: "2025-12"
11531	foul-smelling toasty petrified wood water purifier	0		Hot Damage: +5, Stench Damage: +10, Lantern: 2, Lantern Element: "Cold", Lantern Element: "Sleaze", Last Available: "2025-12"
11532	executive Herculean petrified wood whoopie panama	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2025-12", Thorns: 1
11533	dog trainer's petrified wood walking pants of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Experience (familiar): +1, Last Available: "2025-12"
11534	diluted petrified wood waste parts	1		Effect: "Rampage!", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2025-12"
11535	tarnished irradiated tumbling ghostly petrified wood wafer praline	0		Effect: "Magically Delicious", Effect Duration: 46
11536	perfectly mixed cybeer	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2025-12"
11537	ICEbox	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11538	tumbling wired underwear	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Refresh HP", Last Available: "2025-12"
11539	encrypted shuriken	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Encrypted Shuriken", Last Available: "2025-12"
11540	baby chest mimic	0		Free Pull
11541	tumbling googly chest eyes	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11542	mimic egg	0		
11543	rosewater-soaked gravedigger's Crimbuccaneer war standard	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2023-12"
11544	tumbling scorching beefcake's Elf Guard war standard	0		Muscle: +25, Hot Damage: +25, Last Available: "2023-12"
11545	in-the-box spring shoes	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-02"
11546	coward's mansplainer's spring shoes of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Monster Level: -5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spring Away", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spring Kick", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spring Growth Spurt", Drops Items, Last Available: "2024-02"
11547	polarized ionized dry blurry ultra-soft ferns	0		Effect: "The Power of Negative Thinking", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2024-02"
11548	boiled upside-down crunchy brush	0		Effect: "Twen Tea", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2024-02"
11549	narrow smashed scientific equipment	0		
11550	biphasic molecular oculus	0		No Pull
11551	triphasic molecular oculus	0		
11552	blurry high-tension exoskeleton	0		Avoid Attack: 1
11553	ultra-high-tension exoskeleton	0		Avoid Attack: 2
11554	irresponsible-tension exoskeleton	0		Avoid Attack: 3
11555	red quick-release belt pouch	0		Single Equip
11556	quick-release fannypack	0		Single Equip
11557	upside-down yellow quick-release utility belt	0		Single Equip
11558	crafty motion sensor	0		Maximum MP: +10, Single Equip
11559	focused magnetron pistol	0		Single Equip
11560	packaged Everfull Dart Holster	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-03"
11561	fuchsia scorching rosy-cheeked Everfull Dart Holster	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Hot Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-03"
11562	wobbly ghostly research fragment	0		
11563	blurry Thwaitgold wolf spider statuette	0		
11564	pulsating boxed Apriling band helmet	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-04"
11565	miser's lard-coated MacGyver's cool brainy Apriling band helmet	0		Mysticality: +5, Moxie: +5, Maximum MP: +100, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2024-04"
11566	zippy Temple Grandin's hale Apriling band saxophone of the blizzard	0		Maximum HP: +20, Familiar Weight: +7, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Initiative: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-04"
11567	asbestos-lined fireproof Apriling band quad tom of the storm of Gandalf	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Hot Resistance: 8, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-04"
11568	lightning-fast MacGyver's clever steel-toed Apriling band tuba of the sweet-tooth	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Maximum MP: 120, Candy Drop: +100, Initiative: +40, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-04"
11569	prompt friendly sharpshooter's MacGyver's Herculean thinker's Apriling band staff	0		Mysticality: +10, Experience (Muscle): +1, Maximum MP: +100, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Familiar Weight: +3, Adventures: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-04"
11570	Apriling band piccolo	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-04"
11571	boxed Mayam Calendar	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-05"
11572	Mayam Calendar	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-05"
11573	rotten small blinking yam	2	crappy	Last Available: "2024-05"
11574	hand-crafted weak cyan yam martini	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2024-05"
11575	irresponsibly strong artisanal sweet potato o' mine	10	EPIC	Last Available: "2024-05"
11576	special delicious Southern yam	4	awesome	Effect: "Fishy Fortification", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2024-05"
11577	hand-crafted wobbly sweet potato punch	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2024-05"
11578	tiny bland Mayam spinach	1	decent	Last Available: "2024-05"
11579	flavorless yam and swiss	3	decent	Last Available: "2024-05"
11580	therapeutic Newton's supercool yam cannon	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Experience (Mysticality): +3, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-05"
11581	yam cannon	0		Initiative: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-05"
11582	pulsating yam battery	0		Last Available: "2024-05"
11583	yam stinkbomb	0		Last Available: "2024-05"
11584	Socratic Rosewater's cool furry yam buckler	0		Moxie: +5, Mysticality Percent: +30, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-05"
11585	teal thanksgiving bomb	0		Last Available: "2024-05"
11586	reassuring gravedigger's yamtility belt of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Spooky Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-05"
11587	snack-sized bland mirror yam slider	2	decent	Last Available: "2024-05"
11588	flavorless yam mayo	4	decent	Last Available: "2024-05"
11589	decent special bouncing yam burrito	3	good	Effect: "Heart of Green", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2024-05"
11590	blurry visual packet sniffer	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11591	mini kiwi egg	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-06"
11592	huge blurry aviator goggles	0		
11593	Thwaitgold Illinigina illinoiensis model	0		
11594	massive rotten mini kiwi	7	crappy	Last Available: "2024-06"
11595	skewed dog trainer's rosy-cheeked mini kiwi bikini of the sewer	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Experience (familiar): +1, Stench Damage: +25, Last Available: "2024-06"
11596	hand-crafted bouncing mini kiwitini	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2024-06"
11597	mini kiwi invisible dirigible	0		Familiar Weight: -20, Last Available: "2024-06"
11598	blinking mini kiwi aioli	0		Last Available: "2024-06"
11599	censurious knitted mini kiwi silicon tiepin of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +3, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2024-06"
11600	mini kiwi tipi	0		Last Available: "2024-06"
11601	rotten jumbo wobbly mini kiwi digitized cookies	5	crappy	Last Available: "2024-06"
11602	artisanal mini kiwi intoxicating spirits	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2024-06"
11603	quantum ghostly mini kiwi antimilitaristic hippy petition	0		Effect: "Piratastic", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2024-06"
11604	quadruple-energized pickled bouncing mini kiwi illicit antibiotic	0		Effect: "Slime Time", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2024-06"
11605	Rosewater's mini kiwi whipping stick of courage	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2024-06"
11606	baleful mini kiwi icepick	0		Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2024-06"
11607	concentrated corrupted mini kiwi-flavored aspirin-injecting lipstick	0		Effect: "Red Misty-Eyed", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2024-06"
11608	skewed packaged Roman Candelabra	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-07"
11609	Roman Candelabra	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blow the Blue Candle!", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blow the Green Candle!", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blow the Purple Candle!", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blow the Red Candle!", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blow the Yellow Candle!", Last Available: "2024-07"
11610	protogenetic chunklet (synapse)	0		
11611	spinning mirror protogenetic chunklet (muscle)	0		
11612	protogenetic chunklet (flagellum)	0		
11613	protogenetic chunklet (elbow)	0		
11614	protogenetic chunklet (lips)	0		
11615	narrow lightning-fast messenger bag RNA of Flo-Jo	0		Item Drop: +5, Initiative: 140
11616	spinning flagellate flagon	0		
11617	proto-proto-protozoa	0		
11618	moldy super-sized bacteria bisque	5	crappy	
11619	delicious ciliophora chowder	3	awesome	
11620	stale blurry cream of chloroplasts	3	decent	
11621	yellow narrow shaking synaptic soup	0		
11622	blurry muscular soup	0		
11623	squat flagellate soup	0		
11624	elbow soup	0		
11625	lip soup	0		
11626	unevolved organism	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-07"
11627	jittery extra ooze	0		
11628	ghostly extra DNA	0		Experience (familiar): +1
11629	untorn tearaway pants package	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-08"
11630	greasy Samson's educational tearaway pants of terror of Flo-Jo	0		Experience: +1, Experience (Muscle): +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Initiative: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Tear Away your Pants!", Last Available: "2024-08"
11631	baby bodyguard	0		
11632	Doll Moll violin case	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
11633	spinning Tina gun	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11634	tattoo gun	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
11635	lousy ghostly Colera Peste Nebbiolo	3	decent	Last Available: "2026-08"
11636	skewed longbox of Batfellow comics	0		
11637	spinning Thwaitgold shield bug statuette	0		
11638	bodyguard badge	0		
11639	huge Too Cold to Hold: How to Be Cool - A Memoir	0		Skill: "Too Cool"
11640	shaking Too Cold to Hold: How to Be Cool - A Memoir (read)	0		Skill: "Too Cool"
11641	boxed Sept-Ember Censer	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-09"
11642	Sept-Ember Censer	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11643	skewed teal blade of dismemberment of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-09"
11644	skewed Embering Hulk	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11645	narrow Mmm-brr! brand mouthwash	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11646	Septapus summoning charm	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11647	structural ember	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11648	ghostly coward's crafty Socratic embers-only jacket	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Maximum MP: +10, Monster Level: -20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-09"
11649	skewed tumbling MacGyver's bembershoot	0		Maximum MP: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-09"
11650	flavorless yellow wheel of camembert	4	decent	Last Available: "2024-09"
11651	shaking auspicious knitted hardened hat of remembering	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Cold Resistance: +3, Item Drop: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-09"
11652	jittery maroon throwin' ember	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11653	tumbling blinking head of emberg lettuce	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11654	embering hunk	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11655	soft cap of diminishing returns	0		
11656	photo booth sized crate	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-10"
11657	wobbly boxed bat wings	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-10"
11658	flame-wreathed Sinatra's bat wings of the sweet-tooth	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Candy Drop: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Rest upside down", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Swoop like a Bat", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Summon Cauldron of Bats", Last Available: "2024-10"
11659	ember egg	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11660	ember	0		Cold Resistance: +1
11661	squat inspector's monocle on a stick of the detective	0		Item Drop: 35, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11662	shaking brainy plastic pipe of extreme caution	0		Mysticality: +5, Monster Level: -25, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11663	grievous boxer's fake arrow-through-the-head	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11664	lime green horrifying bow tie of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Spooky Damage: +25, Clowniness: 25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11665	family-friendly wool fake huge beard	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11666	teal reassuring astronaut helmet of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Resistance: +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11667	family-friendly Newton's feather boa	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11668	scorching Sheriff badge of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Hot Damage: +25, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11669	Herculean Sheriff pistol of chilblains	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Cold Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11670	skewed sage Sheriff moustache of the blizzard	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11671	narrow educational photo booth supply list of the early riser	0		Experience: +1, Adventures: +7, Lasts Until Rollover, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Check for photo booth supplies", Last Available: "2024-10"
11672	peace turkey outline	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-11"
11673	tie-dye headband	0		
11674	big flavorless whirled peas	5	decent	Last Available: "2024-11"
11675	massive decent peaza	9	good	Last Available: "2024-11"
11676	peace shooter	0		Last Available: "2024-11"
11677	dehydrated drenchrome 2.0	1		Effect: "Kindly Resolve", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2025-12"
11678	pickled tumbling blurry Synapse Blaster	1		Last Available: "2025-12"
11679	quantized familiar	0		
11680	spinning quantum watch	0		Adventures: +2
11681	quantized familiar experience	0		
11682	flattened irradiated pea brittle	0		Effect: "Stinky Weapon", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2024-11"
11683	perfectly mixed ghostly peasco	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2024-11"
11684	spoiled small piece of cake	2	crappy	Last Available: "2024-11"
11685	handful of split pea soup	0		Last Available: "2024-11"
11686	Sealed TakerSpace letter of Marque	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-12"
11687	upside-down blinking TakerSpace letter of Marque	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11688	jittery miser's Jack Frost's deft pirate hook	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Meat Drop: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-12"
11689	reassuring knitted iron tricorn hat	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Spooky Resistance: +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Iron Tricorn Headbutt", Last Available: "2024-12"
11690	horrifying jolly roger flag	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-12"
11691	ghostly sleeping profane parrot	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11692	blue pirrrate's currrse	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11693	lousy ghostly tankard of spiced rum	3	decent	Last Available: "2024-12"
11694	high-proof bad upside-down tankard of spiced Goldschlepper	10	decent	Last Available: "2024-12"
11695	packaged luxury garment	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11696	personal trainer's governor's daughter's lace collar	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Last Available: "2024-12"
11697	blinking perfumed governor's daughter's petticoats	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2024-12"
11698	Jeselnik's governor's daughter's pearl hairpin	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Last Available: "2024-12"
11699	harpoon	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11700	squat wizardly chili powder cutlass	0		Mysticality: +25, Last Available: "2024-12"
11701	stale narrow Aztec tamale	3	decent	Last Available: "2024-12"
11702	jolly roger tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11703	shaking pet rock	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11704	flame-wreathed groggles	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2024-12"
11705	pirate dinghy	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11706	anchor bomb	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11707	toasty quilted silky pirate drawers	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Hot Damage: +5, Last Available: "2024-12"
11708	profane eye patch	0		Sleaze Damage: +3
11709	activated irradiated peppermint pegleg	0		Effect: "Educated (Sorta)", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2024-12"
11710	tolerable hard cocoa	3	good	Last Available: "2024-12"
11711	adequate snack-sized spinning gray salmagumdi	2	good	Last Available: "2024-12"
11712	perfumed plastic Easter Island Bunny	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2024-12"
11713	plastic St. Patrick of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Last Available: "2024-12"
11714	coward's plastic Colonel Brando of terror	0		Monster Level: -20, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2024-12"
11715	therapeutic plastic Jedediah and Boiling Cloud	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2024-12"
11716	maroon asbestos-lined plastic &quot;Santa Claus&quot;	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2024-12"
11717	Spirit of Easter	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11718	huge Spirit of St. Patrick's Day	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11719	Spirit of Veteran's Day	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11720	Spirit of Thanksgiving	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11721	Spirit of Christmas	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11722	gigantic flavorless spinning coney haunch	10	decent	Last Available: "2024-12"
11723	quantum extra-ionized dark chocolate egg	0		Effect: "Cat-Alyzed", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2024-12"
11724	hand-crafted watered-down moai toai	2	EPIC	
11725	Van der Graaf smooth moaiball of Tarzan	0		Moxie: +15, Experience (Muscle): +3, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2024-12"
11726	upside-down half-digested rat	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11727	corrupted quantum four-leaf potato sprout	0		Effect: "Space Cowboy", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2024-12"
11728	spinning censurious sage potato jacket of the blizzard	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2024-12"
11729	traumatic holiday memory	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11730	Brandonian footlocker key	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11731	military orb of the brazier of the businessman	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Throw Military Orb", Last Available: "2024-12"
11732	polymerized non-denatured fuchsia pulsating rum ball	0		Effect: "Cold Hands", Effect Duration: 65
11733	gravy skin	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11734	squat Herculean gravyskin hat of the early riser	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2024-12"
11735	pulsating censurious cool gravyskin buckler	0		Moxie: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2024-12"
11736	banded weightlifter's gravyskin skirt	0		Muscle: +15, Damage Absorption: +100, Last Available: "2024-12"
11737	vibrating hardy gravyskin pants	0		Maximum HP: +50, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2024-12"
11738	denatured irradiated chilled crystallized pumpkin spice	0		Effect: "Just the Brown Ones", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2024-12"
11739	small stale room scale bean casserole	2	decent	Last Available: "2024-12"
11740	fragile Christmas ornament	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11741	teal narrow ragged wool yarn	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11742	bouncing prompt censurious sizzling perfect Christmas scarf	0		Hot Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Adventures: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-12"
11743	teal stylish strapping snowman-enchanting tophat	0		Muscle: +5, Moxie: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Place your hat on their head", Last Available: "2024-12"
11744	dry LIDAR candle	0		Effect: "Gummibrain", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2024-12"
11745	wool veiny banded Congressional Medal of Insanity	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Maximum HP: +10, Cold Resistance: +1, Lantern: 3, Last Available: "2024-12"
11746	pumpkin spice whorl	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11747	acceptable Easter grasshopper	3	good	Last Available: "2024-12"
11748	tolerable Irish eggnog	4	good	Last Available: "2024-12"
11749	tolerable enchanted canteen of jungle juice	4	good	Effect: "Clyde's Blessing", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2024-12"
11750	hand-crafted turchucken	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2024-12"
11751	smooth fortified mechanically-mulled cider	5	awesome	Last Available: "2024-12"
11752	extra-dry lousy holiday trip around the world	5	decent	Last Available: "2024-12"
11753	rotten ghostly chocolate ostrich egg	4	crappy	Last Available: "2024-12"
11754	moldy beef and cabbage	4	crappy	Last Available: "2024-12"
11755	diet spoiled candy rations	1	crappy	Last Available: "2024-12"
11756	rotten massive double-candied yams	8	crappy	Last Available: "2024-12"
11757	spoiled Christmas ham	3	crappy	Last Available: "2024-12"
11758	snack-sized moldy holiday smorgasbord	2	crappy	Last Available: "2024-12"
11759	Bowl of Infinite Jelly	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11760	nasty bejazzled eyepatch	0		Stench Damage: +5, Last Available: "2024-12"
11761	Secrets of the Master Egg Hunters	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Master Egg Hunter"
11762	gray Secrets of the Master Egg Hunters (used)	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Master Egg Hunter"
11763	How to Lose Friends and Attract Snakes	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Attract Snakes"
11764	jittery How to Lose Friends and Attract Snakes (used)	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Attract Snakes"
11765	Covert Ops for Kids	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Hide From Seekers"
11766	blurry Covert Ops for Kids (used)	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Hide From Seekers"
11767	Holiday Multitasking	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Holiday Multitasking"
11768	Holiday Multitasking (used)	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Holiday Multitasking"
11769	Hoyle's Guide to Reindeer Games	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Reindeer Games"
11770	pulsating Hoyle's Guide to Reindeer Games (used)	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Reindeer Games"
11771	moai statuette	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11772	yellow friendly extremely unsafe Rosewater's cool egg gun	0		Moxie: +5, Mysticality Percent: +30, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Familiar Weight: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Egg the face", Last Available: "2024-12"
11773	blurry executive therapeutic personal trainer's cool army helmet	0		Moxie: +5, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Meat Drop: +40, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2024-12"
11774	candy egg deviler	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11775	napkin	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11776	tasty Thanksgiving ration	4	awesome	Last Available: "2024-12"
11777	perfectly mixed twirling Easter eggnog	4	super EPIC	Last Available: "2024-12"
11778	denatured blurry clovermint	1		Last Available: "2024-12"
11779	olive miser's fireproof Tesla vibrating nylon Christmas stockings	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Hot Resistance: +3, Meat Drop: +10, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-12"
11780	squat tattoo of two turkeys	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11781	denatured cold-filtered skewed deviled candy egg	0		Effect: "Jalape&ntilde;o Saucesphere", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2024-12"
11782	McHugeLarge deluxe ski set	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-01"
11783	blurry greedy aromatic McHugeLarge duffel bag	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2025-01", McHugeLarge
11784	supercharged curative McHugeLarge left pole of incineration	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Hot Spell Damage: +50, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "McHugeLarge Slash", Last Available: "2025-01", McHugeLarge
11785	inspector's chilly coward's McHugeLarge right pole	0		Monster Level: -20, Cold Damage: +5, Item Drop: +15, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "McHugeLarge Stab", Last Available: "2025-01", McHugeLarge
11786	auspicious gravedigger's McHugeLarge left ski	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Item Drop: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "McHugeLarge Avalanche", Last Available: "2025-01", McHugeLarge
11787	prompt crafty McHugeLarge right ski	0		Maximum MP: +10, Adventures: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "McHugeLarge Ski Plow", Last Available: "2025-01", McHugeLarge
11788	tumbling 1	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11789	0	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11790	pickled spinning eXpand	1		Last Available: "2025-12"
11791	tumbling brute force hammer	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Brute Force Hammer", Last Available: "2025-12"
11792	datastick	0		Last Available: "2025-12", RAM: +1
11793	dedigitizer schematic: brute force hammer	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11794	ghostly dedigitizer schematic: malware injector	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11795	upside-down dedigitizer schematic: cybervisor	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11796	dedigitizer schematic: digibritches	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11797	dedigitizer schematic: cryptocloak	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11798	blurry dedigitizer schematic: zero-trust tanktop	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11799	squat dedigitizer schematic: retro floppy disk	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11800	dedigitizer schematic: pocket GPU	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11801	dedigitizer schematic: trojan horseshoe	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11802	dedigitizer schematic: familiar-in-the-middle	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11803	pulsating cybervisor	0		Last Available: "2025-12", RAM: +3
11804	wobbly blue blinking retro floppy disk	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11805	pocket GPU	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2025-12"
11806	wobbly malware injector	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Inject Malware", Last Available: "2025-12"
11807	wobbly CyberRealm keycode	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-12"
11808	spinning server room key	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11809	spinning 3d printed server room key	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11810	dedigitizer schematic: 3d printed server room key	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11811	twirling logic grenade	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11812	distilled skewed psilocyber mushroom	1		Last Available: "2025-12"
11813	dedigitizer schematic: SLEEP(5) rom chip	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11814	dedigitizer schematic: OVERCLOCK(10) rom chip	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11815	dedigitizer schematic: STATS+++ rom chip	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11816	dedigitizer schematic: insignificant bit	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11817	dedigitizer schematic: hashing vise	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11818	dedigitizer schematic: geofencing rapier	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11819	narrow maroon dedigitizer schematic: geofencing shield	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11820	mirror dedigitizer schematic: virtual cybertattoo	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11821	red SLEEP(5) rom chip	0		Skill: "SLEEP(5)", Last Available: "2025-12"
11822	OVERCLOCK(10) rom chip	0		Skill: "OVERCLOCK(10)", Last Available: "2025-12"
11823	narrow STATS+++ rom chip	0		Skill: "STATS+++", Last Available: "2025-12"
11824	twirling insignificant bit	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11825	parity bit	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11826	hashing vise	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11827	geofencing rapier	0		Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Thrust your geofencing rapier", Last Available: "2025-12"
11828	shaking upside-down geofencing shield	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11829	twirling purple virtual cybertattoo	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11830	ninja rope	0		
11831	olive ninja crampons	0		
11832	ninja carabiner	0		
11833	altered quantum bouncing synthetic coffee	0		Effect: "Hammertime", Effect Duration: 62
11834	diffused aerosolized bouncing fuchsia iDrops	0		Effect: "Arabian Knighthood", Effect Duration: 49
11835	shame coil	0		
11836	new-in-box toy Cupid bow	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-02"
11837	pulsating toy Cupid bow	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Last Available: "2025-02"
11838	heat arc	0		
11839	blurry olive scrape	0		
11840	phantom digit	0		
11841	foul line	0		
11842	dark manioc	0		
11843	Observer source code	0		
11844	chill gherkin	0		
11845	pulsating childrens' stapler	0		
11846	upside-down blue plover's egg	0		
11847	narrow flyswatter	0		
11848	Thwaitgold cordyceps ant statuette	0		
11849	cyan heat particle	0		Hot Damage: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +10
11850	lime green sore	0		Cold Damage: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +10
11851	teal stomach churner	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
11852	spinning phantom brace	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10
11853	foul cozy	0		Stench Damage: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +10
11854	grim cellophane	0		Combat Rate: -5
11855	rift oculus	0		Combat Rate: +5
11856	sweaty egg	0		HP Regen Min: 4, HP Regen Max: 8
11857	carton of extra-sharp, staples	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Spell Damage: +10
11858	jittery tumbling glover liners	0		Pickpocket Chance: +10
11859	jittery mosquito speakers	0		Monster Level: +5
11860	huge assemble-it-yourself Leprecondo	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-03"
11861	Leprecondo	0		Last Available: "2025-03"
11862	pickled blue skewed scoop of pre-workout powder	1		Last Available: "2025-03"
11863	table tennis ball	0		Last Available: "2025-03"
11864	bad pint of Leprechaun Stout	3	decent	Last Available: "2025-03"
11865	powdered phosphor traces	1		Effect: "Turkey-Friendly", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2025-03"
11866	mirror crafting plans	0		Last Available: "2025-03"
11867	Book of Irony	0		Skill: "Generate Irony"
11868	spoon	0		
11869	unironic knife	0		
11870	wobbly blue bar dart	0		Last Available: "2025-03"
11871	altered blurry leprechaun antidepressant pill	1		Effect: "Berry Critical", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2025-03"
11872	stale Heck ramen	3	decent	Last Available: "2025-03"
11873	decent green burrito	4	good	Last Available: "2025-03"
11874	snack-sized decent narrow small beer brat	2	good	Last Available: "2025-03"
11875	moldy peach pie	4	crappy	Last Available: "2025-03"
11876	immense spoiled incredible mini-pizza	6	crappy	Last Available: "2025-03"
11877	tolerable skewed Divine sidecar	3	good	Last Available: "2025-03"
11878	bad fancy tangarita sidecar	4	decent	Effect: "Chow Downed", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2025-03"
11879	hand-crafted gimlet sidecar	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2025-03"
11880	spirit-forward drinkable vodka stratocaster sidecar	5	good	Last Available: "2025-03"
11881	practically non-alcoholic bad prussian cathouse sidecar	1	decent	Last Available: "2025-03"
11882	drinkable Mon Tiki sidecar	4	good	Last Available: "2025-03"
11883	Packaged April Shower Thoughts Calendar	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-04"
11884	up-at-dawn miser's April Shower Thoughts shield	0		Meat Drop: +10, Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2025-04"
11885	glob of wet paper	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11886	spitball	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11887	double-altered enhanced extra-irradiated wet paper weights	0		Effect: "Well-Lubed", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2025-04"
11888	bad high-proof Three Sheets to the Wind	6	decent	Last Available: "2025-04"
11889	bland pile of wet dates	4	decent	Last Available: "2025-04"
11890	papier Mach 1 airplane	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11891	wet blanket	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11892	narrow narrow fortified wet shower cap	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Last Available: "2025-04"
11893	extremely unsafe wet shower shoes	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2025-04"
11894	squat deadly wet shower shorts	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Last Available: "2025-04"
11895	spinning wet paper tiger	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11896	upside-down wet paper eye	0		Familiar Weight: +15
11897	wet shower curtain	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11898	dry boiled wet paper cup	0		Effect: "Items Are Forever", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2025-04"
11899	wet upside-down wet paperback	0		Effect: "Bandersnatched", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2025-04"
11900	wobbly ruddy wet shower radio	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2025-04"
11901	olive narrow wet shower stamp	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11902	bouncing bouncing avaricious birthday bloon	0		Meat Drop: +30
11903	enhanced wobbly jawwetter	0		Effect: "Magically Delicious", Effect Duration: 68
11904	squat Unpeeled Peridot of Peril	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-05"
11905	jittery wool supercharged smartaleck's Peridot of Peril	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Cold Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2025-05"
11906	mirror terrycloth turban of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30
11907	blurry flame-wreathed jockey's hat	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10
11908	purple sharpshooter's hat of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20
11909	blinking foul-smelling extra-tight skullcap	0		Stench Damage: +10
11910	sturdy pith helmet of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11911	gravedigger's bishop's mitre	0		Spooky Damage: +10
11912	dance instructor's tin foil hat	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10
11913	tumbling blurry sharpshooter's construction hardhat	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10
11914	spinning narrow reassuring imposing pilgrim's hat	0		Spooky Resistance: +1
11915	crown of thorns	0		Thorns: 1
11916	dangerous stylish bycocket	0		Weapon Damage: +10
11917	blurry Thwaitgold mad hatterpillar statuette	0		
11918	purple packaged prismatic beret	0		Free Pull
11919	blush beret	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Beret Blast", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Beret Boast", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Beret Busking", Last Available: "2025-06"
11920	flak shield	0		
11921	tumbling Axis HQ Code	0		
11922	yeti in a travel cooler	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-07"
11923	exchanger	0		Cold Damage: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2025-07"
11924	huge family-friendly Jack Frost's Axis helmet	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Resistance: +1
11925	Jack Frost's Axis fatigues of Flo-Jo	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Initiative: +100
11926	nasty Van der Graaf Axis suspenders	0		Stench Damage: +5, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip
11927	fuchsia stolen artifact	0		
11928	huge really expensive stolen artifact	0		
11929	wobbly priceless stolen artifact	0		
11930	huge chocolate rations	0		
11931	nice nylon stockings	0		
11932	Allied Radio Backpack Pack	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-07"
11933	hardy deadly Allied Radio Backpack of doom	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Maximum HP: +50, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Call in an Airstrike", Last Available: "2025-07"
11934	orphaned baby skeleton	0		
11935	ordnance magnet	0		Single Equip, Drops Items
11936	confetti grenade	0		
11937	adequate Skeleton Wars rations	3	good	
11938	smooth spirit-forward skeleton war fuel can	5	awesome	
11939	skeleton war grenade	0		
11940	blinking chocolate and nylons detector	0		
11941	narrow M&ouml;bius ring box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-08"
11942	M&ouml;bius ring	0		Gear Drop: [100*lte(paradoxicity,7)*gte(paradoxicity,3)], Last Available: "2025-08"
11943	teal bone pacifier	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11944	spinning lion tamer's hale wholesome Allied Forces insignia	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Maximum HP: +20, Experience (familiar): +2, Single Equip
11945	Allied Tattoo Kit	0		
11946	handheld Allied radio	0		
11947	Axis codebook	0		
11948	tarnished ionized Life Goals Pamphlet	0		Effect: "Cool, Catlike", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2025-08"
11949	experienced bully badge	0		Experience: +2, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2025-08"
11950	lion tamer's time cop top hat	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Last Available: "2025-08"
11951	ghostly Stock Certificate	0		Last Available: "2025-08"
11952	diluted skewed blue mixed berry jelly	1		Last Available: "2025-08"
11953	bland special small shaking toast with mixed berry jelly	2	decent	Effect: "Hypercubed", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2025-08"
11954	moldy miniature cup of sugar	2	crappy	Last Available: "2025-08"
11955	rotten Susie's cupcake	3	crappy	Last Available: "2025-08"
11956	clock	0		Last Available: "2025-08"
11957	baleful dance instructor's experienced the gun	0		Experience: +2, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2025-08"
11958	weak drinkable wine	2	good	Last Available: "2025-08"
11960	blinking really, really nice swimming trunks	0		Adventure Underwater
11961	sand penny	0		
11962	dance instructor's undersea surveying goggles	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Lasts Until Rollover
11963	delicious Ocean-Touched Rum	3	awesome	
11964	mixed mirror upside-down water-logged pill	1		
11965	decent kelp puck	4	good	
11966	scroll of sea strength	0		
11967	squat scroll of sea smarts	0		
11968	blurry scroll of sea smarm	0		
11969	narrow waterlogged scroll of healing	0		
11970	sea gel	0		
11971	enhanced twirling octopus ink bladder	0		Effect: "Sourpuss", Effect Duration: 43
11972	durable dolphin whistle	0		
11973	Thwaitgold lobster statuette	0		
11974	ghostly blue packaged Monodent of the Sea	0		Free Pull
11975	Monodent of the Sea	0		Hot Damage: +25, All Attributes Percent: +5, Experience: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sea *dent: Throw a Lightning Bolt", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sea *dent: Summon a Wave", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sea *dent: Talk to Some Fish", Last Available: "2025-09"
11976	unblemished pearl	0		
11977	wobbly frightening dentadent	0		Spooky Damage: +5
11986	lab-grown blood cubic zirconia	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-10"
11987	pulsating fireproof mansplainer's clever medical-grade Fonzie's blood cubic zirconia of courage	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Maximum MP: +20, Monster Level: +15, Hot Resistance: +3, Spooky Resistance: +3, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Blood Geyser", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Refracted Gaze", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Sweat Bullets", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Blood Bath", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Dial it up to 11", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Sweat Equity", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Create Blood Thinner", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Prepare Spinal Tapas", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Craft a Pheromone Cocktail", Last Available: "2025-10"
12044	boiled blinking blood thinner	1		Last Available: "2025-10"
12045	hand-crafted pheromone cocktail	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2025-10"
12046	fancy moldy spinal tapas	4	crappy	Effect: "Incensed", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2025-10"
12047	shrunken head in a duffel bag	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-11"
12048	fireproof frightening razor-sharp shrunken head	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Spooky Damage: +5, Hot Resistance: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Prepare to reanimate your Foe", Last Available: "2025-11"
12049	stocking full of bones	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-12"
12050	narrow small peppermint-flavored sugar walking crook	0		
12051	shaking knucklebone	0		
12052	hand-crafted Smoking Pope	3	EPIC	
12053	rotten prize turkey	3	crappy	
12054	dried medicinal gruel	1		
12055	bland full-sized pumpkin pie	3	decent	Last Available: "2025-11"
12056	weak mediocre skewed vodka cranberry sauce	2	decent	Last Available: "2025-11"
12057	liquefied denatured yammed candy	0		Effect: "Heart of Pink", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2025-11"
12058	small adequate treasure chestnut	2	good	Last Available: "2025-12"
12059	perfectly mixed blinking red mulled butter rum	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2025-12"
12060	ionized cinnamon doubloon	0		Effect: "Arabian Knighthood", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2025-12"
12061	spinning deadly plastic left skeleton arm	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Last Available: "2025-12"
12062	skewed wholesome plastic left skeleton leg	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2025-12"
12063	red educational plastic right skeleton arm	0		Experience: +1, Last Available: "2025-12"
12064	skewed inspector's plastic right skeleton leg	0		Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2025-12"
12065	perfumed plastic skeleton pelvis	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2025-12"
12066	discreetly-wrapped Eternity Codpiece	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-12"
12067	The Eternity Codpiece	0		All Attributes: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-12"
12068	steel-toed grievous angelbone kilt	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Damage Reduction: 9, Last Available: "2026-12"
12069	cyan occult angelbone totem	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-12", Spleen Capacity: +1
12070	Socratic angelbone chopsticks	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-12", Stomach Capacity: +1
12071	bouncing brawny angelbone mantle of the scaredy-cat	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Monster Level: -15, Last Available: "2026-12"
12072	angelbone dice of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-12", Liver Capacity: +1
12073	deadly angelbone halo of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Weapon Damage: +5, Last Available: "2026-12"
12074	boiled squat twirling angelbone fragments	1		Last Available: "2026-12"
12075	activated bouncing narrow biblically accurate gumdrops	0		Effect: "Eye of the Seal", Effect Duration: 14
12076	devilbone helmet of wisdom of the early riser	0		Mysticality: +15, Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2026-12"
12077	devilbone greaves of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2026-12", Spleen Capacity: +1
12078	zippy devilbone shinguards of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Initiative: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-12"
12079	banded devilbone corset	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Last Available: "2026-12", Stomach Capacity: +1
12080	twirling blue lion tamer's MacGyver's devilbone flute	0		Maximum MP: +100, Experience (familiar): +2, Last Available: "2026-12"
12081	devilbone rosary of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-12", Liver Capacity: +1
12082	twisted jittery devilbone chunks	1		Last Available: "2026-12"
12083	deionized corrupted Gehenna tattoo	0		Effect: "Stench Jellied", Effect Duration: 66
12116	jittery burnt incisor	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12117	mirror burnt phalange	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12118	jittery burnt radius	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12119	burnt rib	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12120	burnt skull	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12121	skewed Crymbocurrency	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12122	twirling fireproof extra-thick Crimbo sweater	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2025-12"
12123	The Encyclopedia of Holiday Funerary Rites	0		Skill: "Holiday Burial Knowledge", Last Available: "2025-12"
12124	artisanal skewed Steve Abrams' Holiday Sampler Beer	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2025-12"
12125	spinning blinking crate of prize-winning rum	0		No Pull, Last Available: "2025-12"
12126	smooth bottle of prize-winning rum	3	awesome	Last Available: "2025-12"
12127	upside-down rosewater-soaked greasy stanky Santa-Slayer medal	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2025-12"
12128	huge Skull of Claus	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12129	extra-polarized chilled boiling bone marrow	0		Effect: "The Smile of Mr. A.", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2025-12"
12130	nitrogenated cyan boiling cerebrospinal fluid	0		Effect: "Bloodstain-Resistant", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2025-12"
12131	Vulcanized diffused enhanced narrow boiling synovial fluid	0		Effect: "Magically Fingered", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2025-12"
12132	lion tamer's Fonzie's smoldering vertebra of incineration	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Experience (familiar): +2, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2025-12"
12133	seal-clubbing club loot box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-01"
12134	<span style='padding: 2px; color: #ff8000; background-color: black;'>legendary seal-clubbing club</span>	0		Muscle Percent: +50, Weapon Damage: +10, Initiative: +50, Attacks Can't Miss, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Club 'Em Across the Battlefield", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Club 'Em Into Next Week", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Club 'Em Back in Time", Display Name: "<span style='padding: 2px; color: #ff8000; background-color: black;'>legendary seal-clubbing club</span>", Last Available: "2026-01"
12135	green smoldering bone dust	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12136	volatile bone bomb	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12137	fuchsia lard-coated sizzling padded hot boning knife	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Hot Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2025-12"
12138	pulsating ghostly auspicious grievous strapping fistbone	0		Muscle: +5, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2025-12"
12139	auspicious chaotic Annie Oakley's burnt bone belt	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Item Drop: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2025-12"
12140	skewed greedy scorched skull trophy	0		Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2025-12"
12141	huge moldy wing bone	8	crappy	Last Available: "2025-12"
12142	perfectly mixed weak skeleton venom	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2025-12"
12143	boiled huge baked bone meal	1		Last Available: "2025-12"
12144	careful plastic skeleton rib cage	0		Monster Level: -10, Last Available: "2025-12"
12145	rock-hard plastic skeleton skull	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Last Available: "2025-12"
12146	huge veiny plastic skeleton Crimbo hat	0		Maximum HP: +10, Last Available: "2025-12"
12147	assembled plastic Santa skeleton	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12148	sleigh	0		Familiar Weight: +10
12149	jittery undertakers' forceps	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12150	bone-polishing rag	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12151	scorched skeleton mask of the cheetah	0		Item Drop: +5, Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2025-12"
12152	tumbling reassuring scorched skeleton shirt of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Spooky Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2025-12"
12153	blinking spinning savvy scorched skeleton pants of the boozehound	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2025-12"
12154	messenger parrot egg	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12155	narrow purple buryable chest	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12156	blinking Shanty: Let's Beat Up This Drunken Sailor	0		Skill: "Let's Beat Up This Drunken Sailor", Last Available: "2025-12"
12157	spinning bouncing Shanty: Let's Beat Up This Drunken Sailor (used)	0		Skill: "Let's Beat Up This Drunken Sailor", Last Available: "2025-12"
12158	jittery Shanty: I'm Smarter Than a Drunken Sailor	0		Skill: "I'm Smarter Than a Drunken Sailor", Last Available: "2025-12"
12159	Shanty: I'm Smarter Than a Drunken Sailor (used)	0		Skill: "I'm Smarter Than a Drunken Sailor", Last Available: "2025-12"
12160	Shanty: Look At That Drunken Sailor Dance	0		Skill: "Look At That Drunken Sailor Dance", Last Available: "2025-12"
12161	Shanty: Look At That Drunken Sailor Dance (used)	0		Skill: "Look At That Drunken Sailor Dance", Last Available: "2025-12"
12162	teal Shanty: Who's Going to Pay This Drunken Sailor?	0		Skill: "Who's Going to Pay This Drunken Sailor?", Last Available: "2025-12"
12163	red Shanty: Who's Going to Pay This Drunken Sailor? (used)	0		Skill: "Who's Going to Pay This Drunken Sailor?", Last Available: "2025-12"
12164	Shanty: Only Dogs Love a Drunken Sailor	0		Skill: "Only Dogs Love a Drunken Sailor", Last Available: "2025-12"
12165	Shanty: Only Dogs Love a Drunken Sailor (used)	0		Skill: "Only Dogs Love a Drunken Sailor", Last Available: "2025-12"
12166	Crymbocurrency tattoo	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12167	fuchsia nasty beefcake's fireproof bonesaw	0		Muscle: +25, Stench Damage: +5, Last Available: "2025-12"
12168	Usain Bolt's auspicious vermiculite shield	0		Item Drop: +10, Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2025-12"
12169	zippy ship's lantern	0		Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2025-12"
12170	upside-down Sinatra's heat-resistant harpoon pistol of the early riser	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2025-12"
12171	enchanted bland miniature traditional gingerloaf	2	decent	Effect: "Shawarma Initiative", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2025-12"
12172	perfectly mixed watered-down blurry Scotch and eggnog	2	super ultra EPIC	Last Available: "2025-12"
12173	extra-alkaline deionized counterskeleton elixir	0		Effect: "Inner Dog", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2025-12"
12174	bad irresponsibly strong narrow blinking &quot;salvaged&quot; wine	6	decent	Last Available: "2025-12"
12175	The Encyclopedia of Holiday Funerary Rites (used)	0		Skill: "Holiday Burial Knowledge", Last Available: "2025-12"
12176	skewed crate of prize-winning cheese	0		No Pull, Last Available: "2025-12"
12177	spoiled huge wedge of prize-winning cheese	6	crappy	Last Available: "2025-12"
12178	wet corrupted gummi fingerbone	0		Effect: "Takin' It Greasy", Effect Duration: 66
12179	mirror stanky nippy glimmering crystal	0		Cold Damage: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2025-12"
12180	jittery boxed Heartstone	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-02"
12181	Heartstone	0		All Attributes Percent: +25, Experience: +3, HP Regen Min: 15, HP Regen Max: 20, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Steal Monster's Heart", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heartstone: %kill", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heartstone: %banish", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heartstone: %stun", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heartstone: %luck", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heartstone: %pals", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heartstone: %buff", Last Available: "2026-02"
12182	squat Thwaitgold meat bee statuette	0		
12183	loose Meats	0		
12184	Archaeologist's Spade	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12185	maroon boxed Archaeologist's Spade	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-03"
12186	lime green dinosaur bone fragment	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12187	Pork Elf pottery shard	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12188	2015 landfill detritus	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12189	spinning intact dinosaur egg	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12190	blurry fossilized cow femur	0		Familiar Weight: +5
12191	huge unopened Pork Elf toiletries kit	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12192	pulsating Pork Elf toiletries kit	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12193	nitrogenated upside-down Pork Elf mouthwash	0		Effect: "Tingly Elbows", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2026-03"
12194	activated Pork Elf deodorant	0		Effect: "The Living Hitpoints", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2026-03"
12195	galvanized liquefied mirror Pork Elf toothpaste	0		Effect: "Sharpened Sweet Tooth", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2026-03"
12196	yellow bolt of fabric	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12197	yellow upside-down greasy MacGyver's and dress	0		Maximum MP: +100, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2026-03"
12198	blurry huge ribald curative and dress	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2026-03"
12199	chilled magnetized wet squat dinosaur bone broth	0		Effect: "Greasy Visage", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2026-03"
12200	gnawing bone	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12201	fortified dinosaur bone club	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Last Available: "2026-03"
12202	Jack Frost's arcane researcher's dinosaur skull helmet	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2026-03"
12203	family-friendly Newton's dinosaur bone corset of the sweet-tooth	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2026-03"
12204	artisanal Pork Elf cough syrup	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2026-03"
12205	Pork Elf neti pot	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12206	Pork Elf medicine cabinet	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12207	Pork Elf sink	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12208	Pork Elf toilet	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12209	small special moldy tumbling wobbly rat pizza	2	crappy	Effect: "Chalk Outline", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2026-03"
12210	Fleek&trade; mascara	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12211	tumbling smooth hoverboard of Gandalf of incineration	0		Moxie: +15, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-03"
12212	spinning rosewater-soaked baleful left shark fin of the boozehound	0		Spell Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +3, Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2026-03"
12213	manspreader's fitness tracking bracelet	0		Monster Level: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-03"
12214	powdered mirror gray candy bone	1		
12215	narrow wrapped Baseball Diamond	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-04"
12216	Baseball Diamond	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Last Available: "2026-04"
12217	big adequate discarded hot dog	5	good	Last Available: "2026-04"
12218	lousy most of a beer	4	decent	Last Available: "2026-04"
12222	tumbling pasta wand loot box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-05"
12223	<span style='padding: 2px; color: #ff8000; background-color: black;'>legendary pasta wand</span>	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Stench Damage: +5, Hot Damage: +5, Cold Damage: +5, Sleaze Damage: +5, Spell Damage: +10, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Spell Critical Percent: +15, Pasta Thrall Experience: +1, Single Equip, Display Name: "<span style='padding: 2px; color: #ff8000; background-color: black;'>legendary pasta wand</span>", Last Available: "2026-05"
12225	blue legendary noodles	0		Last Available: "2026-05"
12226	normal thick cyan can of tuna	5	good	
12227	moldy immense huge alien salad	9	crappy	
12228	stale ratbatatouille	3	decent	
12229	adequate onigiri	4	good	
12230	big flavorless mirror crudit&eacute;s	5	decent	
12231	tasty sauced mutton	3	awesome	
12232	spoiled wobbly hot honey ant	4	crappy	
12233	toothsome half-sized cyan tomb aspic	2	awesome	
12234	toothsome half-sized later tots	2	awesome	
12235	super-sized yummy Frutti di Scatoletta	5	awesome	Last Available: "2026-05"
12236	adequate gigantic Pesto alla Marziano	7	good	Last Available: "2026-05"
12237	flavorless Arrattabbattabiata	3	decent	Last Available: "2026-05"
12238	spoiled narrow Orzo di Riso	3	crappy	Last Available: "2026-05"
12239	huge rotten Pasta Grimavera	6	crappy	Last Available: "2026-05"
12240	small flavorless Linguini Ubriacapa	2	decent	Last Available: "2026-05"
12241	massive yummy Formica e Pepe	8	awesome	Last Available: "2026-05"
12242	normal skewed fuchsia Tubetto Gelatto	3	good	Last Available: "2026-05"
12243	immense normal tumbling Gnocci Domani	6	good	Last Available: "2026-05"
12244	Thwaitgold wallet moth statuette	0		
12245	squat scabbarded Sword of S Words	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-06"
12246	second-hand synthetic sloth skin scabbard	0		Familiar Weight: +5
12248	mega helmet	0		
12252	medical-grade Space Soldier Helmet of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
12253	bland premium turkey leg	3	decent	
12254	tolerable extra-dry styrofoam cup of mead	5	good	
12255	Tesla sword	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
12256	lime green rosewater-soaked staff	0		Stench Resistance: +3
12257	Temple Grandin's lute	0		Familiar Weight: +7
12258	shrink-wrapped Cup of 13s	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-07"
12259	Cup of 13s	0		Booze Drop: +60, MP Regen Min: 4, MP Regen Max: 8, HP Regen Min: 8, HP Regen Max: 13, Last Available: "2026-07"
12260	upside-down blue Sherlock's electrified healthy The Wizard's Android	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Item Drop: +25, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
12261	flash paperwad	0		
12262	juggling ball	0		
12263	Usain Bolt's cool tactical jester's cap	0		Moxie: +5, Initiative: +80, Combat Item Damage Percent: 50
12264	blurry twirling single-use sword	0		
12265	dangerous flimsy plastic helmet	0		Weapon Damage: +10
12266	flimsy plastic greaves of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25
12267	wobbly banded flimsy plastic breastplate	0		Damage Absorption: +100
12268	sharpshooter's flimsy plastic shield	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10
12269	squat mirror packaged Portable Laughing Stock	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-07"
12270	mirror shellacked sage wizardly Portable Laughing Stock	0		Mysticality: +25, Mysticality Percent: +10, Damage Reduction: 7, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Taunt Your Foe", Last Available: "2026-07"
12271	jittery mansplainer's Tesla occult Staff of Anachronistic Churning	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Monster Level: +15, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
12272	snack-sized moldy blinking classic banana	2	crappy	Last Available: "2026-07"
12273	decent bouncing watermelon	3	good	Last Available: "2026-07"
12274	rotten bite-sized pulsating quince	1	crappy	Last Available: "2026-07"
12275	green tumbling tumbling Interesting Coin	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12276	cyan Interesting Coin Inheritance Letter	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-08"
12277	half-sized normal classic banana pie	2	good	Last Available: "2026-07"
12278	denatured galvanized essential banana decoction	0		Effect: "Rage of the Reindeer", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2026-07"
12279	quantum jittery banana quintessence	0		Effect: "Ass Over Teakettle", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2026-07"
12280	high-proof acceptable Aesop Daiquiri	6	good	Last Available: "2026-07"
12281	delicious Monkey Congress	3	awesome	Last Available: "2026-07"
12282	decent huge watermelon pie	4	good	Last Available: "2026-07"
12283	chilled energized non-dry jittery bouncing concentrated watermelon juice	0		Effect: "Human-Undead Hybrid", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2026-07"
12284	cold-filtered Aqua Citrulanatae	0		Effect: "Memory of Strength", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2026-07"
12285	lousy irresponsibly strong Melonegroni	8	decent	Last Available: "2026-07"
12286	artisanal Melonade Spritz	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2026-07"
12287	special flavorless quince pie	3	decent	Effect: "Weasels Underfoot", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2026-07"
12288	tarnished tarnished squat quince quaff	0		Effect: "Far Out", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2026-07"
12289	quadruple-anodized dry squat Quickquince	0		Effect: "Creepin' Up on You", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2026-07"
12290	irresponsibly strong delicious Quiskey Sour	9	awesome	Last Available: "2026-07"
12291	tolerable special watered-down Quincea&ntilde;era Cooler	2	good	Effect: "Staying Frosty", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2026-07"
12292	watered-down bad Roth IPA	2	decent	Last Available: "2026-08"
12293	double-paned curative underdraft protection	0		Cold Resistance: +5, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2026-08"
12294	solvent	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12295	stale soybean futures	4	decent	Last Available: "2026-08"
12296	tarnished irradiated housing bubble	0		Effect: "French Bronilla Brogueishness", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2026-08"
12297	improved quantum warmed tumbling Pixie-Swordz	0		Effect: "Sausage Festive", Effect Duration: 46
12298	blinking lion tamer's Da Vinci's financial instrument	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Experience (familiar): +2, Last Available: "2026-08"
12299	Sherlock's sinister hedge fund clippers	0		Spell Damage: +10, Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2026-08"
12300	experienced selling shorts	0		Experience: +2, Last Available: "2026-08"
12301	narrow spinning bear tattoo	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12302	bull tattoo	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12303	401k ring of Tarzan of the overflowing toilet	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2026-08"
12304	narrow upside-down balance sheet	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12305	chilled electrified invisible hand	0		Effect: "The Living Hitpoints", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2026-08"
12306	non-polarized magnetized jittery circle of overdraft protection scroll	0		Effect: "Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2026-08"
12307	improved skewed mint	0		Effect: "Stick Emporium Membership", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2026-08"
12308	cyan savings bondo	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12309	blurry homeowner's loam	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12310	boiled cyan toxic asset	1		Effect: "Blessing of the Pervy Noodles", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2026-08"
12311	powdered skewed skewed blue intangible asset	1		Effect: "Bastard!", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2026-08"
12312	distilled teal liquid asset	1		Effect: "Super Structure", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2026-08"
12313	green wobbly gross prophet chrysalis	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12314	cast entrails	0		Familiar Weight: +5
12315	drinkable Malattia Becco Malbec	4	good	
12316	kneecapping contract	0		Skill: "Order a Kneecapping"
12317	Old Country cookbook	0		Skill: "Old Country Cooking"
12318	ghostly Thwaitgold and beetle statuette	0		
12319	lime green Blue Team scarf	0		
12320	Red Team scarf	0		
12321	meat shield toddler	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-09"
12322	can of shield tenderizer	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2026-09"