-1	hand-crafted watered-down Petite Porter	2	EPIC	
-2	watered-down drinkable Scrawny Stout	2	good	
-3	aged Infinitesimal IPA	3	awesome	
-4	lousy eggnogtini	3	decent	
-5	mediocre blue candycaine	3	decent	
-6	lousy braincracker sweet	3	decent	
-16	hand-crafted fermented honey	4	EPIC	
-17	artisanal moons-shine	4	EPIC	
-18	lousy mirror bouncing gin	3	decent	
-19	watered-down mediocre teal ecto-nog	2	decent	
-20	bad pulsating hot toady	3	decent	
-21	tolerable tumbling hot choculate	3	good	
-49	hand-crafted weak Cyder	2	EPIC	
-50	lousy fancy Oil Nog	3	decent	
-51	weak bad olive Hi-Octane Peppermint Jet Fuel	2	decent	
-58	practically non-alcoholic perfectly mixed Grimacider	1	EPIC	
-59	delicious triple-distilled Isotope Nog	8	awesome	
-60	acceptable pulsating Mutagin 'n' Tonic	3	good	
-70	perfectly mixed Gin and Herring	4	EPIC	
-71	enchanted lousy Black and Tan and Red All Over	3	decent	
-72	drinkable extra-dry Antarctic Ice Tea	5	good	
-76	watered-down acceptable CRIMBCO Ribbon Candy Schnapps	2	good	
-77	delicious CRIMBCO Egg Substitute Nog Substitute	4	awesome	
-78	tolerable weak ghostly CRIMBCO Extreme Braincracker Sour	2	good	
-82	acceptable weak Horseradish-infused Vodka	2	good	
-83	spirit-forward drinkable Jerkitini	5	good	
-84	drinkable watered-down Desert Island Iced Tea	2	good	
-88	boozy mediocre Crimbo Saketini	5	decent	
-89	perfectly mixed strong Crimboku Drop	5	EPIC	
-90	practically non-alcoholic delicious jittery teal Flaming Crimbo Log	1	awesome	
-107	practically non-alcoholic artisanal Fortified Eggnog Slurry	1	EPIC	
-108	watered-down aged Hot Buttered Rum	2	awesome	
-109	delicious Spicy Hot Chocolate	3	awesome