1	pulsating fuchsia seal-clubbing club	0		
2	seal tooth	0		
3	helmet turtle of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
4	cyan turtle totem	0		
5	narrow pasta spoon	0		
6	pulsating inspector's ravioli hat	0		Item Drop: +15, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
7	saucepan	0		
8	cyan spices	0		
9	tumbling double-paned disco mask	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
10	blinking jittery disco ball	0		
11	stolen accordion	0		Song Duration: 5
12	tumbling mariachi pants	0		Familiar Effect: "8xPotato, cap 2"
14	dried cyan moxie weed	1		
15	altered strongness elixir	1		
16	dried twirling mirror magicalness-in-a-can	1		Effect: "Super Structure", Effect Duration: 25
17	tasty small upside-down noodles	2	awesome	
18	tortoise's blessing	0		
19	upside-down upside-down blue asparagus knife of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25
20	Kentucky-style derby	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 5"
21	yellow ghostly sweet ninja sword	0		
22	bouncing studded boxer shorts	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, 4xVolley, cap 5"
23	huge chewing gum on a string	0		
24	ghostly ten-leaf clover	0		
25	blue meat paste	0		
26	skewed ghostly Dolphin King's map	0		
27	bouncing spider web	0		
28	really spider web	0		
29	bouncing really really spider web	0		
30	mirror rock	0		
31	blue seal-toothed rock	0		
32	mirror Bjorn's Hammer of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Class: "Seal Clubber"
33	snorkel	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
34	dance instructor's Dolphin King's crown	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xGhuol, cap 8"
35	lime green banded Knob Goblin scimitar	0		Damage Absorption: +100
36	blue beefcake's Knob Goblin tongs	0		Muscle: +25
37	bouncing Jim Carey's viking helmet	0		Monster Level: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 5"
38	healthy Knob Goblin pants	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, 5xPotato, cap 6"
39	pretty flower	0		
40	casino pass	0		
41	bad ice-cold Sir Schlitz	3	decent	
42	hermit permit	0		
43	worthless trinket	0		
44	worthless gewgaw	0		
45	purple worthless knick-knack	0		
46	blue narrow figurine	0		
47	half-sized flavorless hot buttered roll	2	decent	
48	huge heart of rock and roll	0		
49	spoiled thick bowl of cottage cheese	5	crappy	
50	flame-wreathed Rock and Roll Legend	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10
51	sinister Knob Goblin Uberpants	0		Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 3xFairy, cap 11"
52	cyan banjo strings	0		
53	greasy stone banjo	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
54	mirror wool Socratic Disco Banjo	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Cold Resistance: +1, Class: "Disco Bandit"
55	fuchsia jabañero pepper	0		
56	hot sauce	0		
57	5-Alarm Saucepan of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Class: "Sauceror"
58	wobbly wobbly stone turtle	0		
59	purple slingshot	0		
60	jittery therapeutic Mace of the Tortoise	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
61	half-sized toothsome fortune cookie	2	awesome	
62	squat clever oriole-feather headdress	0		Maximum MP: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xVolley, cap 3"
63	action figure body	0		
64	action figure head	0		
65	Mighty Bjorn action figure	0		
66	blue twirling twig	0		
67	spaghetti with rock-balls	0		
68	ribald brawny Pasta Spoon of Peril	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Sleaze Damage: +10, Class: "Pastamancer"
69	green Newbiesport™ tent	0		
70	bar skin	0		
71	curative stakes	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
72	supercool barskin hat	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 13"
73	barskin tent	0		
74	shaking yellow shaking Temple map	0		
75	sapling	0		
76	Spooky-Gro fertilizer	0		
77	MacGyver's stick	0		Maximum MP: +100
78	groovy pretty bouquet	0		Moxie Percent: +10
79	bugbear bungguard	0		Familiar Effect: "5xBarrr, cap 7"
80	fairy gravy boat	0		
81	acceptable ice-cold Willer	3	good	
82	ring	0		
83	shaft	0		
84	Orcish meat locker	0		
85	narrow unlocked meat locker	0		
86	key	0		
87	jittery meat from yesterday	0		
88	meat stack	0		
89	yellow sword hilt	0		
90	helmet recipe	0		
91	blinking pants kit	0		
92	skewed meatsmithing guide	0		
93	upside-down coward's basic meat sword	0		Monster Level: -20
94	fortified basic meat pants	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xPotato, cap 10"
95	shaking experienced basic meat helmet	0		Experience: +2, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 2xFairy, cap 10"
96	sharpshooter's dope gangsta bling-bling	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10
97	stanky sizzling pimpin' meat hat	0		Hot Damage: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xVolley, cap 13"
98	green dried face	0		
99	meat face	0		
100	lifeless meat doll	0		
101	meat golem	0		
102	blurry shrunken head	0		
103	prompt flame-wreathed staff	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Adventures: +3
104	scarecrow	0		
105	toothsome bowl of charms	3	awesome	
106	ketchup	1	good	
107	catsup	1	good	
108	bouncing blue stick	0		
109	crossbow string	0		
110	bouncing greedy basic meat staff	0		Meat Drop: +20
111	basic meat crossbow of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25
112	Jack Frost's meatloaf helmet of the brazier	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1.5xFairy, cap 13"
113	wicked dripping meat sword	0		Spell Damage: +5
114	skewed gray dripping meat staff	0		Item Drop: +5
115	mirror Samson's dripping meat crossbow	0		Experience (Muscle): +5
116	Oprah's Bugfinder Blade of the brazier	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Hot Spell Damage: +25
117	Gnollish plunger	0		
118	spring	0		
119	sprocket	0		
120	bouncing cog	0		
121	sprocket assembly	0		
122	cog and sprocket assembly	0		
123	purple Gnollish flyswatter	0		
124	jittery empty meat tank	0		
125	full meat tank	0		
126	ghostly meat engine	0		
127	foul-smelling Gnollish autoplunger	0		Stench Damage: +10
128	huge toasty meat pants	0		Hot Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, cap 11"
129	electrified third-hand nunchaku	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
130	asbestos-lined eyepatch	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "4xBarrr, cap 8"
131	frilly skirt	0		Familiar Effect: "4xFairy, cap 8"
132	ghostly Meat maid body	0		
133	Certificate of Participation	0		
134	bitchin' meatcar	0		
135	cyan sweet rims	0		
136	tires	0		
137	dope wheels	0		
138	olive ice-cold six-pack	0		
139	valuable trinket	0		
140	blinking dingy planks	0		
141	dingy dinghy	0		
142	huge purple anticheese	0		
143	cottage	0		
144	teal stone of eXtreme power	0		
145	barbed-wire fence	0		
146	dinghy plans	0		
147	tumbling strapping eXtreme meat sword	0		Muscle: +5
148	dog trainer's eXtreme meat staff	0		Experience (familiar): +1
149	wool eXtreme meat crossbow	0		Cold Resistance: +1
150	fuchsia Newton's Scalp of Gorgolok of the empath	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Familiar Weight: +5, Class: "Seal Clubber", Familiar Effect: "3xGhuol, cap 25"
151	ghostly energetic Elder Turtle Shell of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: 60, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "3xGhuol, cap 25"
152	green skewed foul-smelling razor-sharp Colander of Em-er'il	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Stench Damage: +10, Class: "Pastamancer", Familiar Effect: "3xGhuol, cap 25"
153	Sherlock's flame-wreathed Ancient Saucehelm	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Item Drop: +25, Class: "Sauceror", Familiar Effect: "3xGhuol, cap 25"
154	Usain Bolt's wizardly Disco 'Fro Pick	0		Mysticality: +25, Initiative: +80, Class: "Disco Bandit", Familiar Effect: "3xGhuol, cap 25"
155	skewed greedy Sherlock's El Sombrero De Lopez	0		Item Drop: +25, Meat Drop: +20, Class: "Accordion Thief", Familiar Effect: "3xGhuol, cap 25"
156	red guild application	0		
157	Dramatic™ range	0		
158	squat Gnollish pie tin	0		
159	wad of dough	0		
160	pie crust	0		
161	decent ghuol egg	3	good	
162	bite-sized stale ghuol egg quiche	1	decent	
163	upside-down Jim Carey's skeleton bone	0		Monster Level: +25
164	shaking smart skull	0		
165	skewer	0		
166	ghuol ears	0		
167	flavorless miniature ghuol-ear kabob	2	decent	
168	rosy-cheeked bone rattle	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30
169	bugbear beanie	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 7"
170	shaking lihc eye	0		
171	decent gigantic squat lihc eye pie	10	good	
172	shaking gnoll lips	0		
173	wobbly taco shell	0		
174	jittery maroon Gnollish casserole dish	0		
175	enchanted massive decent uncooked chorizo	10	good	Effect: "Shawarma Initiative", Effect Duration: 50
176	bouncing disembodied brain	0		
177	brainy skull	0		
178	detective skull	0		
179	rotten chorizo taco	4	crappy	
180	acceptable practically non-alcoholic gray ice-cold fotie	1	good	
181	baseball	0		
182	yellow batgut	0		
183	bat wing	0		
184	briefcase	0		
185	fat stacks of cash	0		
186	lime green bean	0		
187	lime green loose teeth	0		
188	ghostly bat guano	0		
189	guano coffee cup	0		
191	miser's batskin belt	0		Meat Drop: +10
192	squat batskin belt	0		
193	shaking birthday candle	0		
194	yellow frightening Mr. Accessory	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Softcore Only
195	maroon narrow bouncing eXtreme nose ring of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25
196	disassembled clover	0		
197	rat whisker	0		
198	bouncing rat appendix	0		
199	blurry upside-down yellow Temple Grandin's ring	0		Familiar Weight: +7
200	normal big cyan rat appendix kabob	5	good	
201	low-calorie normal bat wing kabob	1	good	
202	snack-sized flavorless carob chunks	2	decent	
203	herbs	0		
204	massive normal carob chunk cookies	6	good	
205	gray secret blend of herbs and spices	0		
206	piercing post	0		
207	hippy herbal tea	1	awesome	
208	patchouli incense stick	0		
209	wad of tofu	0		
210	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	0		Bonus Resting MP: +7
211	decorative fountain	0		
212	blinking windchimes	0		
213	censurious careful filthy corduroys	0		Monster Level: -10, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 2xPotato, cap 15"
214	rock-hard filthy knitted dread sack	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 15"
215	ghostly Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix	0		
216	stale carob brownies	3	decent	
217	stale herb brownies	3	decent	
218	hemp string	0		
219	necklace chain	0		
220	spinning olive gnoll teeth	0		
221	Jack Frost's gnoll-tooth necklace	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50
222	phat turquoise bead	0		
223	banded phat turquoise bracelet	0		Damage Absorption: +100
224	ghostly quilted eyepatch	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, cap 6"
225	normal tofu casserole	4	good	
226	altered pulsating can of Red Minotaur	1	good	
227	Kentucky-fried meat sword of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15
228	fuchsia mirror twirling lightning-fast Kentucky-fried meat staff	0		Initiative: +40
229	Sinatra's Kentucky-fried meat crossbow	0		Experience (Moxie): +5
230	dead guy's watch of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Nonstackable Watch
231	Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent	0		
232	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	0		
233	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	0		
234	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	0		
235	aromatic Bigger Bugfinder Blade of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +1
236	Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit	0		
237	bad bottle of gin	3	decent	
238	smooth practically non-alcoholic pulsating bottle of vodka	1	awesome	
239	rock-hard beefy Orcish baseball cap	0		Muscle: +10, Damage Reduction: 5, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr, cap 15"
240	blurry scorching Orcish cargo shorts of the brazier	0		Hot Damage: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 2xGhuol, cap 15"
241	greasy Orcish frat-paddle	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
242	half-sized bland	2	decent	
243	moldy grapefruit	3	crappy	
244	decent shaking grapes	4	good	
245	spoiled half-sized teal olive	2	crappy	
246	flavorless tomato	3	decent	
247	fermenting powder	0		
248	bad distilled salty dog	5	decent	
249	practically non-alcoholic tolerable bloody mary	1	good	
250	lousy practically non-alcoholic screwdriver	1	decent	
251	mediocre martini	3	decent	
252	weak perfectly mixed bloody beer	2	EPIC	
253	mediocre enchanted shot of schnapps	4	decent	Effect: "Piratey Flavor", Effect Duration: 20
254	hand-crafted shot of grapefruit schnapps	4	EPIC	
255	fancy drinkable distilled pulsating fine wine	5	good	Effect: "Compensatory Cruelness", Effect Duration: 5
256	perfectly mixed shot of tomato schnapps	3	EPIC	
257	lousy extra-spicy bloody mary	3	decent	
258	dense meat stack	0		
259	snake skin	0		
260	moldy miniature mirror White Citadel fries	2	crappy	
261	stale White Citadel burger	3	decent	
262	rotten half-sized piece of wedding cake	2	crappy	
263	stale low-calorie chocolate chips	1	decent	
264	adequate chocolate chip cookies	4	good	
265	rosewater-soaked satin pants	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xPotato, cap 10"
266	hand-crafted fancy weak red lightning	2	EPIC	Effect: "Compensatory Cruelness", Effect Duration: 5
267	blue greedy mullet wig	0		Meat Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 2xGhuol, cap 10"
268	healthy meat cowboy hat	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 3xLep, cap 10"
269	energetic sword	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20
270	huge picket fence	0		
271	denatured barbell	1		
272	denatured squat concentrated magicalness pill	1		Effect: "Putting the Pro in Proletariat", Effect Duration: 50
273	boiled fuchsia shaking moxie weed	1		
274	shaking Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium	0		
275	mosquito larva	0		
276	leprechaun hatchling	0		
277	dehydrated bouncing extra-strength strongness elixir	1		
278	mixed upside-down huge jug-o-magicalness	1		Effect: "The Magic of Sharing", Effect Duration: 35
279	pickled suntan lotion of moxiousness	1		
280	bouncing Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	0		
281	beefcake's gasmask	0		Muscle: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, cap 12"
282	Boris's key	0		
283	Jarlsberg's key	0		
284	Sneaky Pete's key	0		
285	cyan walrus-tusk earring of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50
286	MacGyver's ring of half-assed regeneration	0		Maximum MP: +100, Single Equip
287	up-at-dawn Boris's ring	0		Adventures: +5
288	potato sprout	0		
289	strapping Jarlsberg's earring	0		Muscle: +5
290	lightning-fast Sneaky Pete's breath spray	0		Initiative: +40
291	greedy beefy can of maces	0		Muscle: +10, Meat Drop: +20
292	occult rubber axe	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25
293	smelly Herculean chef's hat	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xLep, cap 7"
294	Herculean pail	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Familiar Effect: "2xFairy, cap 7"
295	demonskin trousers of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 3xPotato, cap 17"
296	grievous dungeoneer's dungarees	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 4xPotato, cap 7"
297	tarnished tamarind-flavored chewing gum	0		Effect: "Stinky Weapon", Effect Duration: 27
298	Vulcanized vacuum-sealed adjusted lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum	0		Effect: "Aloofah", Effect Duration: 56
299	polymerized boiled teal pickle-flavored chewing gum	0		Effect: "Chalky White Pallor", Effect Duration: 28
300	moist aerosolized jabañero-flavored chewing gum	0		Effect: "The Smile of Mr. A.", Effect Duration: 64
301	flat dough	0		
302	bland immense Knob sausage	6	decent	
303	stale bite-sized Knob mushroom	1	decent	
304	spinning dry noodles	0		
305	boxer's Knob Goblin harem pants	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 8xPotato, cap 2"
306	smelly Knob Goblin harem veil	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "5xLep, cap 2"
307	unsweetened lime green Knob Goblin perfume	0		Effect: "Wit Tea", Effect Duration: 48
308	Knob Goblin elite helm of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Familiar Effect: "2xFairy, cap 15"
309	crafty Knob Goblin elite pants	0		Maximum MP: +10, Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, cap 15"
310	blurry smooth Knob Goblin elite polearm	0		Moxie: +15
311	narrow hill of beans	0		
312	cool Knob Goblin visor	0		Moxie: +5, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 12"
313	purple stanky Crown of the Goblin King	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, 1xGhuol, cap 17"
314	tasty lime green bean burrito	3	awesome	
315	toothsome bean burrito	3	awesome	
316	flavorless gigantic fuchsia insanely bean burrito	8	decent	
317	spoiled thick pulsating bean burrito	5	crappy	
318	diet bland bean burrito	1	decent	
319	super-sized normal olive insanely bean burrito	5	good	
320	jumbo flavorless bat haggis	5	decent	
321	flavorless twirling skewed menudo	3	decent	
322	moldy goat cheese	3	crappy	
323	decent squat plain pizza	3	good	
324	rotten huge sausage pizza	7	crappy	
325	spoiled goat cheese pizza	3	crappy	
326	fancy jumbo flavorless squat skewed mushroom pizza	5	decent	Effect: "Whippin' It Good", Effect Duration: 20
327	upside-down goat	0		
328	aged bottle of whiskey	3	awesome	
329	upside-down resourceful goat beard	0		Maximum MP: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato, cap 15"
330	special glass of goat's milk	1	EPIC	Effect: "Full Bottle in front of Me", Effect Duration: 10
331	mediocre Canadian	3	decent	
332	huge yummy lemon	6	awesome	
333	stale snack-sized lime	2	decent	
334	upside-down sabre teeth of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50
335	sabre-toothed lime cub	0		
336	flame-retardant consolation ribbon	0		Hot Resistance: +1
337	ol' trophy	0		
338	tenderizing hammer	0		
339	Cobb's Knob lab key	0		
340	enhanced aerosolized Knob Goblin steroids	0		Effect: "Booze Goozles", Effect Duration: 12
341	oxidized anodized tumbling Knob Goblin love potion	0		Effect: "Newt Gets In Your Eyes", Effect Duration: 15
342	Knob Goblin stink bomb	0		
343	alkaline Knob Goblin sharpening spray	0		Effect: "Healthy Green Glow", Effect Duration: 60
344	shaking Knob Goblin seltzer	0		
345	Knob Goblin superseltzer	0		
346	scrumptious reagent	0		
347	upside-down Dyspepsi-Cola	0		
348	executive ninja mask	0		Meat Drop: +40, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xBarrr, cap 20"
349	icy katana hilt	0		
350	hot katana blade	0		
351	narrow icy-hot katana of terror of the early riser	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Adventures: +7
352	squat frosty ninja hot pants	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 3xPotato, cap 17"
353	olive ninja stars	0		
354	narrow careful personal trainer's nunchaku	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Monster Level: -10
355	auspicious eXtreme scarf	0		Item Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 25"
356	family-friendly snowboarder pants	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 25"
357	Mountain Stream soda	0		
358	low-calorie adequate squat gr8ps	1	good	
359	flavorless jumbo t8r tots	5	decent	
360	upside-down slick miner's helmet	0		Moxie: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 20"
361	knitted miner's pants	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1.5xPotato, cap 20"
362	7-Foot Dwarven mattock of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50
363	linoleum ore	0		
364	narrow blurry asbestos ore	0		
365	chrome ore	0		
366	blue linoleum sword hilt	0		
367	pulsating linoleum stick	0		
368	linoleum crossbow string	0		
369	gray asbestos sword hilt	0		
370	bouncing fuchsia asbestos stick	0		
371	jittery asbestos crossbow string	0		
372	chrome sword hilt	0		
373	chrome stick	0		
374	chrome crossbow string	0		
375	linoleum meat stack	0		
376	asbestos meat stack	0		
377	wobbly chrome meat stack	0		
378	purple rosy-cheeked Sinatra's linoleum sword	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Maximum HP Percent: +30
379	twirling Jim Carey's linoleum staff of the overflowing toilet	0		Monster Level: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +50
380	red skewed Usain Bolt's resourceful linoleum crossbow	0		Maximum MP: +50, Initiative: +80
381	shaking shellacked asbestos sword of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Damage Reduction: 7
382	extremely unsafe beefy asbestos staff	0		Muscle: +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +100
383	tumbling electrified savvy asbestos crossbow	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
384	avaricious family-friendly chrome sword	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Meat Drop: +30
385	maroon wizardly chrome staff of chilblains	0		Mysticality: +25, Cold Damage: +25
386	narrow deadly chrome crossbow of the glutton	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Food Drop: +100
387	upside-down fuzzy dice	0		
388	yeti fur	0		
389	meaty helmet turtle of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xFairy, cap 17"
390	forbidden asbestos helmet turtle	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xFairy, cap 20"
391	prompt linoleum helmet turtle	0		Adventures: +3, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xFairy, cap 25"
392	forbidden chrome helmet turtle	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xFairy, cap 30"
393	penguin skin	0		
394	yak skin	0		
395	skewed hippopotamus skin	0		
396	sharpshooter's penguin shorts	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xGhuol, cap 30"
397	blinking Socratic yakskin pants	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xPotato, cap 35"
398	hippopotamus pants of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 2xGhuol, cap 32"
399	hardy eXtreme mittens	0		Maximum HP: +50
400	huge handful of drink tickets	0		
401	bouncing Knob Kitchen grab-bag	0		
402	padded swashbuckling pants	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 1.5xFairy, cap 20"
403	lime green shaking shoulder parrot of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25
404	cyan acoustic guitarrr of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50
405	sunken chest	0		
406	pirate pelvis	0		
407	pirate skull	0		
408	pirate skeleton	0		
409	vial of patchouli oil	0		
410	zippy sk8board	0		Initiative: +20
411	Jolly Roger charrrm	0		
412	blinking narrow barrrnacle	0		
413	healthy Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20
414	wizardly crowbarrr	0		Mysticality: +25
415	jittery upside-down inspector's leotarrrd	0		Item Drop: +15, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 2xPotato, cap 22"
416	mansplainer's safarrri hat	0		Monster Level: +15, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, cap 22"
417	concentrated henna tattoo	0		Effect: "Hood Ridin'", Effect Duration: 28
418	alkaline purple pulsating Ferrigno's Elixir of Power	0		Effect: "Healthy Green Glow", Effect Duration: 40
419	activated pickled serum of sarcasm	0		Effect: "Gingerbread Robust", Effect Duration: 12
420	flattened jittery blinking tomato juice of powerful power	0		Effect: "Cute Vision", Effect Duration: 63
421	quantum quadruple-concentrated polymerized philter of phorce	0		Effect: "Cold as Ice", Effect Duration: 69
422	warmed potion of potency	0		Effect: "The Style... of the Future", Effect Duration: 12
423	improved modified cordial of concentration	0		Effect: "Shredding, Sweating", Effect Duration: 23
424	quantum squat green ointment of the occult	0		Effect: "Piratastic", Effect Duration: 18
425	boiled oil of expertise	0		Effect: "Cravin' for a Ravin'", Effect Duration: 23
426	enhanced narrow potion of temporary gr8ness	0		Effect: "Total Protonic Reversal", Effect Duration: 50
427	dog trainer's box	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Wiki Name: "box"
428	narrow nothing-in-the-box	0		
429	teal beanbag chair	0		Bonus Resting MP: +30
430	acid-squirting flower	0		Single Equip, Thorns: 1
431	mirror shaking clown shoes of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Clowniness: 25
432	pulsating bloody clown pants of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100, Clowniness: 25, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 2xFairy, cap 12"
433	lime green skinny balloon	0		
434	huge shaking sharpshooter's balloon helmet	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Clowniness: 25, Familiar Effect: "3xFairy, cap 12"
435	smooth balloon sword of the dark arts	0		Moxie: +15, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Clowniness: 50
436	balloon monkey	0		
437	chef skull	0		
438	bouncing chef-in-the-box	0		
439	bartender skull	0		
440	bartender-in-the-box	0		
441	upside-down chef-skull-in-the-box	0		
442	maroon bartender-skull-in-the-box	0		
443	ghostly twirling beer lens	0		
444	beer goggles	0		
445	dangerous box-in-the-box	0		Weapon Damage: +10
446	nothing-in-the-box-in-the-box	0		
447	twirling stylish box-in-the-box-in-the-box	0		Moxie: +25
448	foolscap fool's cap of the bloodbag of the cheetah	0		Maximum HP: +100, Initiative: +60, Clowniness: 25, Familiar Effect: "3xVolley, cap 10"
449	clown nose of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Clowniness: 25
450	blinking blurry pretentious paintbrush	0		
451	pretentious palette	0		
452	disease	0		
453	sober pill	0		
454	lime green jittery wobbly screwdriver	0		
455	bland upside-down jumbo olive	3	decent	
456	drinkable spinning dry martini	3	good	
457	pulsating brainy ye olde golde frontes	0		Mysticality: +5, Class: "Disco Bandit", Single Equip
458	continuum transfunctioner	0		
459	pixel	0		
460	wobbly pixel	0		
461	shaking jittery pixel	0		
462	teal pixel	0		
463	green pixel	0		
464	pixel potion	0		
465	pixel potion	0		
466	pixel potion	0		
467	moldy super-sized pixel pie	5	crappy	
468	twirling ruby W	0		
469	wussiness potion	0		
470	watered-down acceptable Imp Ale	2	good	
471	yummy super-sized hot wing	5	awesome	
472	Fonzie's diamond-studded cane	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Class: "Disco Bandit"
473	lime green savvy crutch	0		Mysticality Percent: +20
474	cast	0		
475	banded mask of the detective	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Item Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xBarrr, cap 15"
476	wobbly hellion cube	0		
477	ghostly zippy wizardly infernal insoles	0		Mysticality: +25, Initiative: +20
478	yellow evil arch	0		
479	shaking purple dodecagram	0		
480	box of birthday candles	0		
481	eldritch butterknife	0		
482	dangerous Mr. Container	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Last Available: "2004-12"
483	Newbiesport™ backpack of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Last Available: "2004-12"
484	Annie Oakley's hemp backpack	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Last Available: "2004-12"
485	snakehead charrrm	0		
486	blurry shaking studded Talisman o' Namsilat	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Single Equip
487	cyan dangerous arrrgyle socks	0		Weapon Damage: +10
488	guitar pick	0		
489	drab sonata	0		
490	Sherlock's sinister mesh cap	0		Spell Damage: +10, Item Drop: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 41"
491	bouncing enormous belt buckle	0		
492	inspector's chaps of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Item Drop: +15, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xBarrr, cap 40"
493	ketchup hound	0		
494	olive deadly batblade	0		Weapon Damage: +5
495	purple catgut	0		
496	cat appendix	0		
497	skewed purple gnatwing	0		
498	big moldy special papaya	5	crappy	Effect: "Cruisin' for a Bruisin'", Effect Duration: 20
499	flame-wreathed denim axe of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +10
500	blinking Elf Farm Raffle ticket	0		
501	delicious small Elfin shortbread	2	awesome	
502	pagoda plans	0		
503	rotten shaking skewered cat appendix	3	crappy	
504	red twirling evil arches	0		
505	skewed manspreader's brainy gnatwing earring	0		Mysticality: +5, Monster Level: +10
506	adequate immense Hell broth	9	good	
507	spinning thunderrr guitarrr of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25
508	sonata	0		
509	Hey Deze nuts	0		
510	Boris's key lime	0		
511	ghostly Jarlsberg's key lime	0		
512	ghostly Sneaky Pete's key lime	0		
513	stale blinking Boris's key lime pie	4	decent	
514	decent mirror olive Jarlsberg's key lime pie	3	good	
515	spoiled Sneaky Pete's key lime pie	3	crappy	
516	blinking Hey Deze map	0		
517	blurry friendly bejeweled accordion strap	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Class: "Accordion Thief"
518	mystery juice	0		
519	tumbling moxie magnet	0		Moxie Controls MP
520	leaflet	0		
521	kickback cookbook of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5
522	spinning fuchsia spinning one-winged stab bat	0		
523	rewinged stab bat	0		
524	tolerable papaya sling	4	good	
525	jittery grue egg	0		
526	olive mirror blinking Frobozz Real-Estate Company Instant House (TM)	0		
527	volleyball	0		
528	blood-faced volleyball	0		
529	fertilized ghuol egg	0		
530	alkaline adjusted spray paint	0		Effect: "The Dinsey Spirit", Effect Duration: 16
531	olive wicked special sauce glove	0		Spell Damage: +5, Class: "Sauceror", Single Equip
532	friendly ladle of mystery	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Class: "Sauceror"
533	Gnollish toolbox	0		
534	mirror mirror abridged dictionary	0		
535	blurry bridge	0		
536	dictionary	0		
537	pr0n legs	0		
538	huge fireproof f3d0r4	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep, cap 27"
539	lowercase N	0		
540	ionized Tasty Fun Good rice candy	0		Effect: "Fury of the Bells", Effect Duration: 11
541	Usain Bolt's clever draggin' ball hat	0		Maximum MP: +20, Initiative: +80, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 25"
542	squat vibrating 1337 7r0uZ0RZ of the glutton	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Food Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, cap 27"
543	normal Trollhouse cookies	3	good	
544	mirror grievous stylish talons	0		Moxie: +25, Weapon Damage Percent: +50
545	stale Spam Witch sammich	3	decent	
546	purple meat vortex	0		
547	jittery cyan 334 scroll	0		
548	668 scroll	0		
549	teal blurry 30669 scroll	0		
550	wobbly 33398 scroll	0		
551	64067 scroll	0		
552	64735 scroll	0		
553	31337 scroll	0		
554	stale yellow pr0n cocktail	3	decent	
555	spinning drywall axe of Gandalf of the cheetah	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Initiative: +60
556	coward's Pine-Fresh air freshener	0		Monster Level: -20
557	perfectly mixed boozy whiskey and cola	5	EPIC	
558	flavorless immense papaya taco	7	decent	
559	razor-sharp can lid	0		
560	adequate gigantic stalk of asparagus	10	good	
561	pregnant mushroom	0		
562	ratgut	0		
563	sonar-in-a-biscuit	0		
564	mediocre weak Mad Train wine	2	decent	
565	narrow teal bouncing hobo gloves of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
566	pulsating family-friendly bum cheek	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xVolley, cap 5"
567	hermit script	0		
568	bland Double Bacon Beelzeburger	3	decent	
569	rotten Lord of the Flies-sized fries	3	crappy	
570	decent blinking Chicken Sandwich	3	good	
571	fuchsia Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	1	good	
572	rotten Children's Meal of the Damned	4	crappy	
573	delicious fancy noodles	4	awesome	Effect: "Broken Bone Nubs", Effect Duration: 5
574	spoiled noodles	4	crappy	
575	stale huge painful penne pasta	3	decent	
576	flavorless small ravioli della hippy	2	decent	
577	decent enchanted pulsating pr0n m4nic0tti	4	good	Effect: "Toothy Grin", Effect Duration: 40
578	rotten Hell ramen	3	crappy	
579	rotten boring spaghetti	4	crappy	
580	squat sauce of the ages	0		
581	schmancy cheese sauce	0		
582	bouncing Himalayan Hidalgo sauce	0		
583	bland fettucini Inconnu	3	decent	
584	bland spaghetti with Skullheads	4	decent	
585	bland gnocchetti di Nietzsche	3	decent	
586	clever ridiculously huge sword of terror	0		Maximum MP: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +10
587	tarnished aerosolized lime green super-spiky hair gel	0		Effect: "Also Schmeckt Zarathustra", Effect Duration: 52
588	jittery soft echo eyedrop antidote	0		
589	stale immense cocoa eggshell fragment	10	decent	
590	decent cocoa eggshell fragment	3	good	
591	narrow cocoa egg	0		
592	wobbly house	0		
593	phonics down	0		
594	Oprah's amulet of extreme plot significance	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50
595	scroll of drastic healing	0		
596	titanium assault umbrella of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25
597	upside-down purple Mohawk wig of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol, cap 35"
598	the Slug Lord's map	0		
599	teal pants of the Slug Lord of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 3xPotato, cap 8"
600	foul-smelling Dr. Hobo's scalpel of Flo-Jo	0		Stench Damage: +10, Initiative: +100
601	blurry Dr. Hobo's map	0		
602	Degrassi Knoll shopping list	0		
603	pulsating huge Item #13	0		
604	bouncing Penultimate Fantasy chest	0		
605	Tissue Paper Immateria	0		
606	huge Tin Foil Immateria	0		
607	Gauze Immateria	0		
608	Plastic Wrap Immateria	0		
609	S.O.C.K.	0		
610	teal procrastination potion	0		
611	D	0		
612	ghostly original G	0		
613	plot hole	0		
614	ionized Vulcanized ghostly probability potion	0		Effect: "Down With Chow", Effect Duration: 16
615	ghostly green chaos butterfly	0		
616	furry fur	0		
617	concentrated oxidized Angry Farmer candy	0		Effect: "Wet and Greedy", Effect Duration: 56
618	liquefied aerosolized diffused Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	0		Effect: "Pharmaceutically Cool", Effect Duration: 61
619	purple inspector's needle	0		Item Drop: +15
620	Vulcanized wet thin candle	0		Effect: "Rampage!", Effect Duration: 19
621	Warm Subject gift certificate	0		
622	awful poetry journal	0		
623	ghostly shaking WA	0		
624	NG	0		
625	wang	0		
626	narrow huge Wand of Nagamar	0		
627	ND	0		
628	metallic A	0		
629	wicked eye	0		Spell Damage: +5
630	photoprotoneutron torpedo	0		
631	blurry banded furry pants	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol, MP regen, cap 37"
632	yellow flame-retardant disturbing fanfic	0		Hot Resistance: +1
633	blinking boxer's wolf mask of the glutton	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Food Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, HP regen, cap 37"
634	cool whip	0		
635	chilly paper umbrella	0		Cold Damage: +5
636	meat globe	0		
637	toaster	0		
638	Tesla asshat of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xVolley, cap 7"
639	moldy abominable snowcone	4	crappy	
640	Ent cider	1	crappy	
641	normal toast	4	good	
642	skeleton key	0		
643	skeleton key ring	0		
644	Crimbo pressie	0		Last Available: "2003-12"
645	wrapping paper	0		Last Available: "2003-12"
646	rotten shaking fruitcake	3	crappy	
647	present	0		Last Available: "2004-11"
648	red veiny Crimbo sword	0		Maximum HP: +10, Last Available: "2004-10"
649	narrow careful Crimbo hat	0		Monster Level: -10, Familiar Effect: "1.75xVolley, 1.75xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2004-10"
650	red Crimbo pants of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2004-10"
651	red educational exclusive ultra-rare item	0		Experience: +1
652	quantum egg	0		
653	mirror intragalactic rowboat	0		
654	star	0		
655	line	0		
656	star chart	0		
657	star sword of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25
658	star crossbow of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5
659	shaking padded star staff	0		Damage Absorption: +20
660	lime green extremely unsafe star pants	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 2xGhuol, cap 41"
661	star hat of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "0.5xVolley, 0.5xPotato, cap 41"
662	Newton's star buckler	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3
663	star throwing star	0		
664	star starfish	0		
665	twirling Richard's star key	0		
666	flame-retardant ruddy Newton's steaming evil	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Hot Resistance: +1
667	castle map	0		
668	savvy spiked femur	0		Mysticality Percent: +20
669	snack-sized adequate ghuol guolash	2	good	
670	squat cyan sharpshooter's lihc face	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xBarrr, cap 22"
671	fireproof toasty grave robbing shovel	0		Hot Damage: +5, Hot Resistance: +3
672	miniature bland enchanted cranberries	2	decent	Effect: "Superhuman Sarcasm", Effect Duration: 5
673	watered-down hand-crafted vodka and cranberry	2	EPIC	
674	special drinkable whiskey	3	good	Effect: "Ice Packed", Effect Duration: 20
675	cyan Rosewater's skull of the Bonerdagon	0		Mysticality Percent: +30
676	dragonbone belt buckle	0		
677	blinking badass belt of the ox	0		Muscle: +20
678	chest of the Bonerdagon	0		
679	lousy roll in the hay	3	decent	
680	tolerable slap and tickle	3	good	
681	delicious fortified blinking slip 'n' slide	5	awesome	
682	perfectly mixed a sump'm sump'm	3	EPIC	
683	bad weak horizontal tango	2	decent	
684	lousy pink pony	3	decent	
685	skewed chilly wholesome Newton's Mr. Shirt	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Cold Damage: +5
686	blinking chaotic knuckles	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10
687	frozen ghostly blood of the Wereseal	0		Effect: "Berry Thorny", Effect Duration: 17
688	blurry squat dangerous pixel hat	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xVolley, cap 12"
689	shaking smartaleck's pixel pants	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "atk, 4xPotato, cap 12"
690	curative pixel sword	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
691	bouncing green digital key	0		
692	cyan Ascension Souvenir T-Shirt	0		
693	harem girl t-shirt of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100
694	Knob Goblin elite shirt of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25
696	zippy frilly shirt	0		Initiative: +20
697	squat teal deadly soggy wofl t-shirt	0		Weapon Damage: +5
698	knitted loathing eagle baby-doll shirt	0		Cold Resistance: +3
699	pirate shirt of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25
700	lion tamer's filthy hippy poncho	0		Experience (familiar): +2
701	stanky floral print shirt	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25
702	toasty coconut bikini top	0		Hot Damage: +5
703	maroon Tesla goth kid t-shirt	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
704	wobbly mirror hamethyst	0		
705	baconstone	0		
706	porquoise	0		
707	pork elf goodies sack	0		
708	tumbling ring setting	0		
709	jewelry-making pliers	0		
711	smartaleck's hamethyst earring of James Dean	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Experience (Moxie): +3
712	olive energetic rock-hard sinister hamethyst necklace	0		Spell Damage: +10, Damage Reduction: 5, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Single Equip
713	double-paned hamethyst bracelet of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Cold Resistance: +5, Single Equip
714	teal stanky arcane researcher's hamethyst ring of chilblains	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Cold Damage: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
715	Usain Bolt's Samson's baconstone earring	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Initiative: +80, Single Equip
716	dog trainer's dance instructor's baconstone pendant	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Experience (familiar): +1
717	ghostly asbestos-lined nippy baconstone bracelet	0		Cold Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +5, Single Equip
718	flame-retardant knitted baconstone ring of the cheetah	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Hot Resistance: +1, Initiative: +60, Single Equip
719	executive scorching porquoise eyebrow ring	0		Hot Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +40
720	tumbling banded porquoise necklace of the blizzard	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
721	lightning-fast educational porquoise bracelet	0		Experience: +1, Initiative: +40
722	jittery shaking banded forbidden porquoise ring of Gandalf	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Damage Absorption: +100, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Single Equip
723	bland Knoll mushroom	3	decent	
724	super-sized moldy mushroom	5	crappy	
725	blurry one million meat pancakes	0		
726	blinking family-friendly huge mirror shard	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1
727	hedge maze puzzle	0		
728	blinking hedge maze key	0		
729	blurry spinning fishbowl	0		
730	shaking fishtank	0		
731	fish hose	0		
732	gray hosed tank	0		
733	teal hosed fishbowl	0		
734	blurry scandalous stanky makeshift SCUBA gear of the cheetah	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +5, Initiative: +60, Adventure Underwater
735	easter egg balloon of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3
736	upside-down stone tablet (Sinister Strumming)	0		
737	stone tablet (Squeezings of Woe)	0		
738	stone tablet (Really Evil Rhythm)	0		
739	teal narrow tambourine bells	0		
740	razor-sharp tambourine	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25
741	wobbly huge broken skull	0		
742	normal bouncing Knoll shroomkabob	3	good	
743	moldy mushroom	3	crappy	
744	dry unsweetened yellow shaking hair spray	0		Effect: "Uncucumbered", Effect Duration: 54
746	blinking stat script	0		
747	Knob Goblin firecracker	0		
748	gourd potion	0		
749	diet rotten skewed warm mushroom	1	crappy	
750	normal mushroom quesadilla	3	good	
751	stale cool mushroom	3	decent	
752	yummy cool mushroom casserole	4	awesome	
753	decent blinking pointy mushroom	4	good	
754	moldy gigantic blurry cream of pointy mushroom soup	6	crappy	
755	bland mushroom	3	decent	
756	flavorless immense mushroom	8	decent	
757	snack-sized moldy special mushroom	2	crappy	Effect: "Grape Expectations", Effect Duration: 30
758	spoiled spinning ghost cucumber	4	crappy	
759	dill	0		
760	ghostly vinegar	0		
761	brine	0		
762	lousy especially salty dog	3	decent	
763	ghostly pickling solution	0		
764	fancy delicious spectral pickle	3	awesome	Effect: "Remaining Alive", Effect Duration: 40
765	briny vinegar	0		
766	ghost pickle on a stick	0		
767	galvanized energized narrow cologne of contempt	0		Effect: "Liquid Luck", Effect Duration: 46
768	quilted spork	0		Damage Absorption: +40
769	voodoo doll of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3
770	careful basic meat fez of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: 10, Familiar Effect: "3xLep, cap 11"
771	mirror tassel	0		
772	shaking gray foon of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100
773	tumbling basic meat spork of extreme caution of doom	0		Monster Level: -25, Spooky Spell Damage: +50
774	miser's basic meat foon of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +10
775	Yeti Protest Sign	0		
776	wobbly pulsating wool kneecapping stick	0		Cold Resistance: +1
777	Newton's iron pasta spoon	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3
778	support cummerbund of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3
779	Mob Penguin cellular phone	0		
780	skewed scroll of pasta summoning	0		
781	dry squat mafia aria	0		Effect: "Saucemastery", Effect Duration: 11
782	Mr. Exploiter	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
783	mirror 'Villa' document	0		
784	irresponsibly strong tolerable Acqua Del Piatto Merlot	6	good	Last Available: "2004-10"
785	raffle ticket	0		
786	rotten fancy strawberry	3	crappy	Effect: "Dwarven Hardiness", Effect Duration: 50
787	lousy enchanted bottle of rum	4	decent	Effect: "Tennis Elbow-wow", Effect Duration: 35
788	artisanal strawberry daiquiri	3	EPIC	
789	lousy lime green rum and cola	3	decent	
790	triple-distilled delicious spinning grog	7	awesome	
791	shaking mansplainer's Fonzie's Mafia bow tie	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Monster Level: +15, Last Available: "2004-10"
792	upside-down educational Golden Mr. Accessory	0		Experience: +1, Softcore Only
793	tarnished shaking oil of stability	0		Effect: "Bandersnatched", Effect Duration: 21
794	pickled pickled mirror blinking oil of slipperiness	0		Effect: "Thunderspell", Effect Duration: 28
795	acceptable weak upside-down Acque Luride Grezze Cabernet	2	good	Last Available: "2004-10"
796	hardy brainy cement shoes of the scaredy-cat	0		Mysticality: +5, Maximum HP: +50, Monster Level: -15, Last Available: "2004-10"
797	triple-distilled mediocre pulsating green rockin' wagon	7	decent	
798	artisanal ocean motion	4	EPIC	
799	lousy upside-down fuzzbump	3	decent	
800	flavorless poutine	3	decent	
801	stale huge Knob stir-fry	8	decent	
804	bland fancy gray Knoll stir-fry	4	decent	Effect: "Sweet Incentive", Effect Duration: 15
805	decent skewed stir-fry	3	good	
806	fancy adequate asparagus stir-fry	3	good	Effect: "Shortened", Effect Duration: 35
807	yummy olive stir-fry	4	awesome	
808	adequate gigantic tumbling Knob sausage stir-fry	8	good	
809	adequate bat wing stir-fry	4	good	
810	huge flavorless yellow rat appendix stir-fry	10	decent	
811	normal tumbling shaking tofu stir-fry	3	good	
812	adequate special lime green blurry pr0n stir-fry	3	good	Effect: "Techno Bliss", Effect Duration: 15
813	adequate big Knob shells	5	good	
814	gigantic moldy bätzle	9	crappy	
815	bland massive ratini	8	decent	
816	rotten skewed Knob stroganoff	4	crappy	
817	special normal snack-sized menudo ravioli	2	good	Effect: "Elron's Explosive Etude", Effect Duration: 45
818	mirror plus sign	0		
819	milky potion	0		
820	swirly potion	0		
821	ghostly bubbly potion	0		
822	smoky potion	0		
823	cloudy potion	0		
824	blue effervescent potion	0		
825	fizzy potion	0		
826	dark potion	0		
827	murky potion	0		
828	baby killer bee	0		
829	anti-anti-antidote	0		
830	massive flavorless royal jelly	7	decent	
831	purple small box	0		
832	squat huge box	0		
833	vorpal blade of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25
834	Tesla cornuthaum of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "1.5xPotato, 1.25xFairy, cap 21"
835	nippy ring of aggravate monster	0		Cold Damage: +10
836	stale mind flayer corpse	4	decent	
837	drinkable weak Uovo Marcio Shiraz	2	good	Last Available: "2004-10"
838	stanky slick Mafia stogie	0		Moxie: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2004-10"
839	high-proof lousy Maiali Sifilitici Pinot Noir	6	decent	Last Available: "2004-10"
840	bouncing Van der Graaf electrified Mafia violin case	0		MP Regen Min: 8, MP Regen Max: 12, Last Available: "2004-10"
841	strong perfectly mixed tomato daiquiri	5	EPIC	
842	artisanal beertini	4	EPIC	
843	hand-crafted salty slug	4	EPIC	
844	perfectly mixed practically non-alcoholic papaya slung	1	EPIC	
845	twirling vibrating MAHI fez	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "0.5xVolley, 0.5xPotato, 0.5xLep, 0.5xFairy"
847	cyan blinking heteroerotic frat-paddle	0		
848	hypodermic needle	0		Familiar Weight: +5
849	Meat detector	0		Familiar Weight: +5
850	many-eyed glasses	0		Familiar Weight: +5
851	maroon prosthetic forehead	0		Familiar Weight: +5
852	pulsating shaker of salt	0		Familiar Weight: +5
853	blundarrrbus	0		Familiar Weight: +5
854	blinking sucky decal	0		Familiar Weight: +5
855	spinning bouncing balloon knife	0		Familiar Weight: +5
856	shock collar	0		
857	tumbling moonglasses	0		
858	palm-frond toupee	0		Familiar Weight: +5
859	knife and fork	0		Familiar Weight: +5
860	eye-pod	0		Familiar Weight: +5
861	chocolate spurs	0		Familiar Weight: +5
862	squat huge magnifying glass	0		Familiar Weight: +5
863	lime green skewer-mounted razor blade	0		Familiar Weight: +5
864	stinger	0		Familiar Weight: +5
865	lead necklace	0		Familiar Weight: +3
866	shaving cream	0		
867	boiled frozen pine tar	0		Effect: "Sharpened Sweet Tooth", Effect Duration: 42
869	forest tears	0		
870	spinning smartaleck's fetus-smashing club	0		Moxie Percent: +30
871	fuchsia meatcar model	0		Familiar Weight: +5
872	Time Juice	0		Last Available: "2004-01"
873	rolling pin	0		
874	unrolling pin	0		
875	fuchsia knitted scorching wizardly crazy bastard sword	0		Mysticality: +25, Hot Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +3
876	up-at-dawn incredibly dense meat gem of the cougar of the bloodbag	0		Moxie: +20, Maximum HP: +100, Adventures: +5
877	olive extremely unsafe Talisman of Baio	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100
878	flame-retardant hypnodisk	0		Hot Resistance: +1
879	energized altered shaking shaking cyan bottle of goofballs	0		Effect: "Spooky Jellied", Effect Duration: 61
880	bouncing chilly disbelief suspenders	0		Cold Damage: +5
881	shaking dance instructor's supportive bra	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10
882	Blatantly Canadian	0		
883	mirror maple syrup	1	EPIC	
884	tumbling educational los chinos	0		Experience: +1, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, HP regen, cap 13"
885	electrified axe	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
886	leaflet	0		
887	green leaf	0		
888	maple leaf	0		
889	lime green sharpshooter's balaclava	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1.5xLep, cap 12"
890	adequate miniature olive balaclava baklava	2	good	
891	zippy Warehouse 23 bling	0		Initiative: +20
892	foul-smelling smartaleck's bugbear-smiting sword of bravery	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Stench Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +5
893	perfectly mixed lumbering jack	3	EPIC	
894	twirling Dark Jill-O-Lantern	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
895	razor-sharp Ms. Accessory	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Softcore Only
896	steel-toed occult Mr. Accessory Jr.	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Damage Reduction: 9, Softcore Only
897	coffee sprite	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2005-10"
898	upside-down Cheshire Bitten	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2005-10"
899	shaking custom avatar form	0		Free Pull
900	smile-sharpening stone	0		Familiar Weight: +5
901	espresso maker	0		Familiar Weight: +5
902	100-Watt bulb	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
903	enchanted bad huge Spasmi Dolorosi Del Rene Champagne	3	decent	Effect: "Crudé", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2004-10"
904	cyan pulsating Jeselnik's deadly school Mafia knickerbockers of the empath	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Familiar Weight: +5, Sleaze Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "5xGhoul, cap 25", Last Available: "2004-10"
905	pressed colloidal Yummy Tummy bean	0		Effect: "Ass Over Teakettle", Effect Duration: 65
906	unsweetened pressed blinking Rock Pops	0		Effect: "Ooh, Umami!", Effect Duration: 36
907	anodized extra-ionized Mr. Mediocrebar	0		Effect: "Slightly Larger Than Usual", Effect Duration: 35
908	ionized ionized altered squat Cold Hots candy	0		Effect: "Sleaze-Resistant Trousers", Effect Duration: 62
909	energized diffused modified blurry olive Wint-O-Fresh mint	0		Effect: "Thunderheart", Effect Duration: 64
910	decent enchanted twirling shaking dwarf bread	4	good	Effect: "Educated (Kinda)", Effect Duration: 45
911	liquefied magnetized Senior Mints	0		Effect: "Super Skill", Effect Duration: 39
912	triple-deionized frozen wobbly pixellated candy heart	0		Effect: "Blubbered Up", Effect Duration: 22
913	non-ionized galvanized twirling blurry kobold	0		Effect: "Educated (Sorta)", Effect Duration: 18
914	squat hand turkey outline	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2004-11"
915	yam pinky ring	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
916	fireproof intergalactic pom poms of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Hot Resistance: +3
917	yellow Mob Penguin protection contract	0		
918	Radio Free Baseball Cap of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, 1xFairy, cap 37", Last Available: "2006-07"
919	mirror weightlifter's Radio Free Pants	0		Muscle: +15, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xGhoul, 1xLep, cap 37", Last Available: "2006-07"
920	blinking skewed thinker's Radio Free Foil	0		Mysticality: +10, Last Available: "2006-07"
921	moldy radio button candy	4	crappy	
922	skewed vibrating severed rocking horse head	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10
923	broken cellular phone	0		Last Available: "2004-01"
924	crimbo elfling	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
925	tumbling dental pliers	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
926	denatured huge Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance	0		Effect: "Infernal Thirst", Effect Duration: 63
927	spirit-forward aged pulsating teal Ferita Del Petto Zinfandel	5	awesome	Last Available: "2006-12"
928	fuzzy bracelets of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20
929	brainy arse-shooting crossbow	0		Mysticality: +5
931	smooth blue spiced rum	3	awesome	
932	bad eggnog	4	decent	
933	normal gigantic spinning candy cane	9	good	
934	stale fancy huge narrow gingerbread bugbear	4	decent	Effect: "Capricorn Rising", Effect Duration: 15
935	cyan Lo Pan's imitation nice watch	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2004-12", Nonstackable Watch
936	Hanukkimbo dreidl	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
937	maroon menorette	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2004-12"
938	stylish plastic sword	0		Moxie: +25, Last Available: "2004-12"
939	small Crimbo Pressie	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
940	shaking bow	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
941	Crimbo stocking	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
942	bowler of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, 1.5xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2004-12"
943	frightening bow staff of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2004-12"
944	twirling Van der Graaf bowlegged pants	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "1xGhoul, cap 25", Last Available: "2004-12"
945	skewered jumbo olive	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
946	skewered lime	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
947	skewered cherry	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
948	artisanal irresponsibly strong fancy martini	7	EPIC	Effect: "Human-Elemental Hybrid", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2004-12"
949	artisanal twirling grogtini	3	super ultra EPIC	Last Available: "2004-12"
950	tolerable cherry bomb	4	good	Last Available: "2004-12"
951	skewed cyan extra special Crimbo stocking	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
952	narrow hockey mask of the wise owl of the businessman	0		Mysticality: +20, Meat Drop: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1.5xGhuol, cap 25"
953	yellow penguin-smacking club	0		Familiar Damage: +15
954	green orphan baby yeti	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
955	razor-sharp fez of etymology	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 30"
956	decent carob chunk noodles	4	good	
957	bland pulsating chorizo brownies	3	decent	
958	enchanted bland twirling chocolate and tomato pizza	4	decent	Effect: "Amorous Avarice", Effect Duration: 20
959	flange	0		
960	clockwork key	0		
961	ghostly silk garter snake	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
962	ghostly velvet choker	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
963	teal Usain Bolt's toasty plastic seal clubber	0		Hot Damage: +5, Initiative: +80
964	mirror curative beefy plastic turtle tamer	0		Muscle: +10, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
965	aromatic plastic pastamancer of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Stench Resistance: +1
966	wobbly toasty plastic sauceror of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Hot Damage: +5
967	squat plastic disco bandit of horror of Flo-Jo	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Initiative: +100
968	Jim Carey's plastic accordion thief of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Monster Level: +25
969	hardened plastic mosquito	0		Damage Reduction: 3
970	gray asbestos-lined plastic leprechaun	0		Hot Resistance: +5
971	cyan censurious plastic levitating potato	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3
972	plastic angry goat of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50
973	plastic sabre-toothed lime of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25
974	chaotic plastic fuzzy dice	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10
975	pulsating banded plastic pirate skeleton	0		Damage Absorption: +100
976	jittery twirling Van der Graaf plastic barrrnacle	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
977	wholesome plastic howling balloon monkey	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10
978	careful plastic stab bat	0		Monster Level: -10
979	plastic grue of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25
980	purple MacGyver's plastic blood-faced volleyball	0		Maximum MP: +100
981	plastic ghuol whelp of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7
982	plastic baby gravy fairy of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20
983	healthy plastic cocoabo	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20
984	plastic star starfish of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100
985	wool plastic ghost pickle on a stick	0		Cold Resistance: +1
986	teal plastic killer bee of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7
987	plastic Cheshire bat of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20
988	frosty plastic coffee pixie	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10
989	strapping plastic bitchin' meatcar	0		Muscle: +5, Single Equip
990	huge olive aromatic plastic hermit	0		Stench Resistance: +1
991	forbidden Sinatra's Socratic plastic Boris	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Experience (Moxie): +5, Spell Damage Percent: +50
992	jittery Usain Bolt's ribald scorching plastic Jarlsberg	0		Hot Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +10, Initiative: +80
993	teal frosty sage plastic Sneaky Pete of James Dean	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Experience (Moxie): +3, Cold Spell Damage: +10
994	upside-down ribald plastic Susie	0		Sleaze Damage: +10
995	big normal squat Lucky Surprise Egg	5	good	
998	maiden wig	0		Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, cap 8"
999	maid head	0		
1000	mirror Meat maid	0		
1002	narrow fuchsia horrifying Xlyinia's notebook	0		Spooky Damage: +25
1003	jittery cyan soda water	0		
1004	boozy bad blue bottle of tequila	5	decent	
1005	watered-down artisanal boxed wine	2	EPIC	
1006	half-sized stale pulsating cherry	2	decent	
1007	boxer's coconut shell	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 7"
1008	knitted ice cubes	0		Cold Resistance: +3
1009	irresponsibly strong hand-crafted vodka martini	9	EPIC	
1010	lousy whiskey and soda	3	decent	
1011	acceptable monkey wrench	4	good	
1012	distilled drinkable tequila sunrise	5	good	
1013	artisanal watered-down margarita	2	EPIC	
1014	practically non-alcoholic bad upside-down strawberry wine	1	decent	
1015	high-proof artisanal shaking wine spritzer	7	EPIC	
1016	fortified bad ghostly perpendicular hula	5	decent	
1017	watered-down acceptable ducha de oro	2	good	
1018	mediocre watered-down calle de miel	2	decent	
1019	acceptable dry vodka martini	3	good	
1020	tolerable old-fashioned	4	good	
1021	mediocre strong twirling tequila with training wheels	5	decent	
1022	aged high-proof sangria	10	awesome	
1023	tolerable vesper	3	good	Last Available: "2004-12"
1024	acceptable bodyslam	4	good	Last Available: "2004-12"
1025	watered-down acceptable sangria del diablo	2	good	Last Available: "2004-12"
1026	Valentine	0		Free Pull
1027	whip kit	0		
1028	buckler buckle	0		
1029	hippo whip	0		Item Drop: +5
1030	blurry Temple Grandin's penguin whip	0		Familiar Weight: +7
1031	ghostly yak whip of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15
1032	purple Samson's gnauga hide whip	0		Experience (Muscle): +5
1033	spinning gnauga hide	0		
1034	hippo skin buckler of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20
1035	blue chaotic penguin skin buckler	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10
1036	dog trainer's yakskin buckler	0		Experience (familiar): +1
1037	gnauga hide buckler of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50
1038	energized quadruple-electrified pulsating Connery's Elixir of Audacity	0		Effect: "Superheroic", Effect Duration: 65
1040	Tam O'Shanter	0		Meat Drop: +50, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2005-03"
1041	bad beer	3	decent	
1042	squat ruddy string of beads	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40
1043	lime green spinning veiny string of beads	0		Maximum HP: +10
1044	narrow skewed string of beads of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
1045	steel-toed plastic bottle opener	0		Damage Reduction: 9
1046	gray blurry deadly Da Vinci's traffic cone	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Weapon Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "cap 15", Last Available: "2005-03"
1047	drinkable N. O. Beer	4	good	
1048	compressed oyster egg	1		
1049	boiled green oyster egg	1		
1050	diluted narrow oyster egg	1		
1051	blurry plastic oyster egg	0		
1052	denatured oyster egg	1		
1053	boiled blurry oyster egg	1		
1054	pickled spinning oyster egg	1		
1055	plastic oyster egg	0		
1056	dried ghostly puce oyster egg	1		
1057	vaporized green puce oyster egg	1		Effect: "Chunky", Effect Duration: 30
1058	twisted puce oyster egg	1		
1059	cyan puce plastic oyster egg	0		
1060	modified cyan mauve oyster egg	1		
1061	pickled tumbling mauve oyster egg	1		
1062	distilled tumbling mauve oyster egg	1		
1063	mauve plastic oyster egg	0		
1064	vaporized red oyster egg	1		
1065	distilled jittery oyster egg	1		Effect: "init.enh", Effect Duration: 50
1066	compressed blinking oyster egg	1		
1067	plastic oyster egg	0		
1068	twisted jittery blinking oyster egg	1		Effect: "On the Shoulders of Giants", Effect Duration: 15
1069	altered oyster egg	1		Effect: "Full-Body Tan", Effect Duration: 30
1070	mixed maroon skewed oyster egg	1		
1071	pulsating plastic oyster egg	0		
1072	altered red off-white oyster egg	1		
1073	twisted jittery wobbly off-white oyster egg	1		
1074	dried huge huge off-white oyster egg	1		
1075	off-white plastic oyster egg	0		
1076	diluted green oyster egg	1		Effect: "Can't Be a Chooser", Effect Duration: 35
1077	dried narrow ghostly oyster egg	1		Effect: "Slimy Hands", Effect Duration: 30
1078	denatured fuchsia oyster egg	1		
1079	plastic oyster egg	0		
1080	oyster basket	0		
1081	emo roe	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2005-04"
1082	twirling gazing shoes	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
1083	fuchsia personal raindrop	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2005-04"
1084	teal rainbow tie	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
1085	clockwork widget	0		
1086	spinning clockwork thingamajig	0		
1087	clockwork doohickey	0		
1088	ghostly bouncing clockwork clockwise dome	0		
1089	clockwork spine	0		
1090	clockwork rings	0		
1091	clockwork claws	0		
1092	clockwork sheet	0		
1093	tumbling clockwork counterclockwise dome	0		
1094	mirror clockwork sphere	0		
1095	ghostly deactivated MicroMechaMech	0		
1096	fuchsia clockwork endoskeleton	0		
1097	wool clockwork hat	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 20"
1098	clockwork trench coat of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15
1099	ghostly sinister clockwork pants	0		Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 1.5xGhuol, cap 20"
1100	gnauga hide chaps of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, 4xBarrr, cap 20"
1101	false eyelashes	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1102	targeting chip	0		
1103	unwound clockwork grapefruit	0		
1104	Mountie hat	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1105	clockwork bartender head	0		
1106	clockwork chef head	0		
1107	red clockwork maid head	0		
1108	clockwork detective skull	0		
1109	green clockwork bartender-head-in-the-box	0		
1110	clockwork chef-head-in-the-box	0		
1111	clockwork bartender-in-the-box	0		
1112	clockwork chef-in-the-box	0		
1113	clockwork maid	0		
1114	tumbling tisket	0		
1115	tasket	0		
1116	maroon annoying pitchfork	0		Monster Level: +5
1117	toasty dangerous deadly Stupid University Diploma	0		Weapon Damage: 15, Hot Damage: +5
1118	pregnant mushroom	0		
1119	pregnant mushroom	0		
1120	pregnant mushroom	0		
1121	inexplicably rock	0		
1122	fairy gravy	0		
1123	narrow auspicious halfberd	0		Item Drop: +10
1124	maroon small glove	0		
1125	Lo Pan's groovy glove	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Item Drop: +5
1126	miser's toothpick	0		Meat Drop: +10, Single Equip
1127	ninja sword of the ox	0		Muscle: +20
1128	squat olive teeny-tiny ninja stars	0		
1129	squat shaking sequined fez of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "1.75xLep, cap 20"
1130	blank card	0		
1131	beet	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1132	Totally Gay Claymore	0		
1133	spinning jittery clever star shirt	0		Maximum MP: +20
1134	cosmetics bag	0		
1135	vacuum-sealed eyeliner	0		Effect: "Buttermilk Boogie", Effect Duration: 26
1136	moist lipstick	0		Effect: "Your Eyes are Peeled!", Effect Duration: 47
1137	Temple Grandin's hardened bicycle chain	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Familiar Weight: +7
1138	mushroom fermenting solution	0		
1139	aged mushroom wine	4	awesome	
1140	perfectly mixed wobbly icy mushroom wine	3	EPIC	
1141	acceptable mushroom wine	4	good	
1142	perfectly mixed pointy mushroom wine	4	EPIC	
1143	triple-distilled smooth flat mushroom wine	8	awesome	
1144	mediocre cool mushroom wine	4	decent	
1145	lousy squat knob mushroom wine	4	decent	
1146	mediocre spirit-forward knoll mushroom wine	5	decent	
1147	bad triple-distilled mushroom wine	10	decent	
1148	lousy green shot of flower schnapps	4	decent	
1149	decent narrow flower petal pie	3	good	
1150	hand-crafted fortified bottle of single-barrel whiskey	5	EPIC	
1151	scandalous banded discarded plastic fork	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Sleaze Damage: +5
1152	tumbling gravy-covered maypole	0		Item Drop: +25, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2005-05"
1153	flavorless thick ghostly Retenez L'Herbe Paté	5	decent	
1154	denatured wobbly Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	1	awesome	Effect: "Net Tea", Effect Duration: 5
1155	letter from King Ralph XI	0		
1157	horrifying wholeberd	0		Spooky Damage: +25
1158	ionized frozen yellow Meleegra™ pills	0		Effect: "Spring Training", Effect Duration: 68
1159	twirling huge mariachi G-string	0		
1160	irate sombrero of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 3xLep, cap 11"
1161	blurry pile of candy	0		
1162	pickled polymerized handsomeness potion	0		Effect: "Sugar, Hello", Effect Duration: 39
1163	double-electrified pressed marzipan skull	0		Effect: "Marbles in Your Mouth", Effect Duration: 26
1164	poultrygeist	0		
1165	hovering sombrero	0		
1166	maracas	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1167	plain brown wrapper	0		
1168	less-than-three-shaped box	0		
1169	exactly-three-shaped box	0		
1170	jittery cyan chocolate box	0		
1171	spinning skewed spinning coffin	0		
1172	squat asbestos box	0		
1173	blurry linoleum box	0		
1174	chrome box	0		
1175	cryptic puzzle box	0		
1176	blurry refrigerated biohazard container	0		
1177	magnetic field	0		
1178	potted cactus	0		
1179	maroon daisy	0		
1180	potted fern	0		
1181	squat tulip	0		
1182	shaking Venus flytrap	0		
1183	all-purpose flower	0		
1184	exotic orchid	0		
1185	long-stemmed rose	0		
1186	gilded lily	0		
1187	upside-down deadly nightshade	0		
1188	lotus	0		
1189	can of asparagus	0		
1190	dodecapede	0		
1191	upside-down cyan ghuol whelp	0		
1192	zmobie	0		
1193	Raggedy Hippy doll	0		
1194	stab bat	0		
1195	apathetic lizardman doll	0		
1196	yeti	0		
1197	wobbly Mob Penguin	0		
1198	sabre-toothed lime	0		
1199	bugbear	0		
1200	jumbo special rotten mugcake	5	crappy	Effect: "Action", Effect Duration: 45
1201	low-calorie adequate urinal cake	1	good	
1202	bland Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	3	decent	
1203	normal personalized birthday cake	3	good	
1204	spoiled half-sized squat jittery three-tiered wedding cake	2	crappy	
1205	decent low-calorie babycakes	1	good	
1206	miniature stale velvet cake	2	decent	
1207	stale congratulatory cake	3	decent	
1208	normal angel-food cake	4	good	
1209	snack-sized flavorless huge devil's-food cake	2	decent	
1210	low-calorie stale birthday party jellybean cheesecake	1	decent	
1211	balloon	0		
1212	twirling balloon	0		
1213	heart-shaped balloon	0		
1214	anniversary balloon	0		
1215	wobbly Mylar balloon	0		
1216	Kevlar balloon	0		
1217	thought balloon	0		
1218	rat head balloon	0		Familiar Weight: -3
1219	mini-zeppelin	0		
1220	skewed Mr. Balloon of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25
1221	balloon	0		
1222	cyan mansplainer's Mr. Eh?	0		Monster Level: +15, Softcore Only
1224	nasty Van der Graaf grievous steel shillelagh	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Stench Damage: +5, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
1225	pulsating gravedigger's steel skullcap of the bloodbag of the sweet-tooth	0		Maximum HP: +100, Spooky Damage: +10, Candy Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, 1xFairy, cap 22"
1226	sizzling Herculean beefcake's steel solitaire	0		Muscle: +25, Experience (Muscle): +1, Hot Damage: +10, Single Equip
1227	miser's flame-wreathed baleful steel scarf	0		Spell Damage: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +10, Single Equip
1228	huge censurious steel slacks of Leguizamo of the overflowing toilet	0		Monster Level: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "prismatic atk, 4xBarrr, cap 22"
1229	Samson's brawny steel suspenders of the dark arts	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Experience (Muscle): +5, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Single Equip
1230	narrow studded pikestaff of Leguizamo of the boozehound	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Monster Level: +20, Booze Drop: +100
1231	scorching slick beefcake's pith helmet	0		Muscle: +25, Moxie: +10, Hot Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 45"
1232	Sinatra's pocketwatch of the brazier of horror	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
1233	yellow aromatic pinky ring of Tarzan of Calamity Jane	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Stench Resistance: +1, Single Equip
1234	studded pants of the wise owl of doom	0		Mysticality: +20, Damage Absorption: +80, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 45"
1235	blurry wobbly greasy brawny pendant	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Four Songs, Single Equip
1236	Socratic hockey stick of furious angry rage of the businessman	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Meat Drop: +50
1237	squat tapped lotus	0		
1238	glowsticks	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1239	iced-out bling	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1240	twirling limburger biker boots	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1241	carton of clove cigarettes	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1242	skewed deflated inflatable dodecapede	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
1243	huge toy six-seater hovercraft	0		Familiar Weight: -5, Last Available: "2011-12"
1244	cool Glass Balls of the Goblin King	0		Moxie: +5
1245	rosewater-soaked Codpiece of the Goblin King	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Single Equip
1246	spinning clever steel-toed wicked rib of the Bonerdagon	0		Spell Damage: +5, Damage Reduction: 9, Maximum MP: +20
1247	vertebra of the Bonerdagon	0		
1248	double-paned studded Bonerdagon necklace of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Damage Absorption: +80, Cold Resistance: +5
1249	auspicious Boss Bat britches	0		Item Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xGhuol, cap 16"
1250	blue friendly razor-sharp Boss Bat bling	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Familiar Weight: +3
1251	stale special super-sized shaking upside-down Knob shroomkabob	5	decent	Effect: "Shamboozled", Effect Duration: 35
1252	toothsome ghostly shroomkabob	3	awesome	
1253	pile of jumping beans	0		
1254	rotten jumping bean burrito	3	crappy	
1255	rotten ghostly mirror jumping bean burrito	4	crappy	
1256	rotten insanely jumping bean burrito	3	crappy	
1257	adequate small rat scrapple	2	good	
1258	mirror pail of pretentious paint	0		
1259	greedy healthy traffic cone	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Meat Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 15", Last Available: "2005-06"
1260	wax lips	0		Experience: +3, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2005-07"
1261	mixed maroon upside-down skewed Hatorade	1		
1262	family-friendly boxer's off-hand balloon of Gandalf	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +1
1263	fuchsia pygmy bugbear shaman	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
1264	nose-bone fetish	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
1265	box of sunshine	0		Free Pull
1266	yummy gloomy mushroom	3	awesome	
1267	blurry dead mimic	0		
1268	maroon skewed pine wand	0		
1269	ebony wand	0		
1270	hexagonal wand	0		
1271	aluminum wand	0		
1272	marble wand	0		
1273	Jack Frost's magic lamp	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50
1274	compressed twirling blinking gray Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs	1		
1275	blurry stanky basic meat skirt	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, 3xFairy, cap 10"
1276	hand-crafted Otorian Battle Scar	3	EPIC	
1277	MacGyver's basic meat kilt	0		Maximum MP: +100, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 3xFairy, cap 10"
1278	vibrating meat skirt	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 3xFairy, cap 11"
1279	meat kilt of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 3xFairy, cap 11"
1280	studded penguinskin mini-skirt	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xFairy, cap 30"
1281	penguinskin mini-kilt of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xFairy, cap 30"
1282	frosty yakskin skirt	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 35"
1283	tumbling coward's yakskin kilt	0		Monster Level: -20, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 35"
1284	double-paned hippopotamus skirt	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 32"
1285	maroon toasty hippopotamus kilt	0		Hot Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 32"
1286	tumbling Usain Bolt's furry skirt	0		Initiative: +80, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xFairy, cap 37"
1287	greedy furry kilt	0		Meat Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xFairy, cap 37"
1288	gnauga hide skirt of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "2.5xFairy, cap 20"
1289	gray toasty gnauga hide kilt	0		Hot Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "2.5xFairy, cap 20"
1290	quantum energized super-nitrogenated wind-up clock	0		Effect: "Elemental Saucesphere", Effect Duration: 49
1291	huge aromatic Jekyllin hide belt	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2005-09"
1292	skirt / kilt kit	0		
1293	ring of adornment of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3
1294	slick weightlifter's ring of increase damage	0		Muscle: +15, Moxie: +10
1295	ring of gain strength of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20
1296	rock-hard ring of resistance	0		Damage Reduction: 5
1297	toasty ring of fire resistance	0		Hot Damage: +5
1298	razor-sharp ring of conflict	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Single Equip
1299	teal rock-hard pirate hook	0		Damage Reduction: 5
1300	coward's monster bait	0		Monster Level: -20, Single Equip
1301	oxidized denatured deodorant	0		Effect: "Elemental Flavor", Effect Duration: 16
1302	enhanced reodorant	0		Effect: "Cold as Ice", Effect Duration: 41
1303	fuchsia Mjolnir Jr.	0		
1304	doppelshifter egg	0		Free Pull
1305	makeup kit	0		Familiar Weight: +15
1306	teal Sherlock's traffic cone of the businessman	0		Item Drop: +25, Meat Drop: +50, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 2xLep, cap 15", Last Available: "2005-10"
1307	calm attention-deficit demon	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-10"
1308	unwound cymbal-playing monkey	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-10"
1309	attention spanner	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1310	funky fez	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1311	comfy blanket	0		Last Available: "2005-10"
1312	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7, Single Equip
1313	spinning Baron von Ratsworth's money clip of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Single Equip
1314	careful Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	0		Monster Level: -10, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 3xGhuol, cap 18"
1315	rose-colored glasses of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100
1316	facsimile dictionary	0		
1317	shaking blood flower	0		
1318	tumbling lovecat tail	0		
1319	plastic passion fruit	0		
1320	half-sized delicious huge questionable taco	2	awesome	
1321	Doc's Miracle Cure	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
1322	pulsating gray petrified time	0		Last Available: "2005-10"
1323	time helmet of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2005-10"
1324	tumbling coward's time trousers	0		Monster Level: -20, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 25", Last Available: "2005-10"
1325	avaricious time sword	0		Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2005-10"
1326	upside-down double-paned Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "3xFairy, cap 7"
1327	baleful Cloaca-Cola shield	0		Spell Damage: +25
1328	yellow prompt Cloaca-Cola fatigues	0		Adventures: +3, Familiar Effect: "4xPotato, 1.5x Ghoul, cap 7"
1329	Dyspepsi-Cola shield of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25
1330	red jittery medical-grade Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "3.5xPotato, 3xVolley, cap 7"
1331	zippy Cloaca-Cola helmet	0		Initiative: +20, Familiar Effect: "3xFairy, cap 7"
1332	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	0		
1333	Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack	0		
1334	Cloaca-Cola	0		
1335	Dyspepsi grenade	0		
1336	olive Cloaca grenade	0		
1338	yellow jittery Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	0		
1339	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	0		
1340	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	0		
1341	blinking frightening Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Single Equip
1342	tumbling picture of a dead guy's girlfriend	0		
1343	cyan zombie pineal gland	0		Last Available: "2005-11"
1344	irradiated denatured Gummi-Gnauga	0		Effect: "Buggy Flavor", Effect Duration: 27
1345	polarized spinning Now and Earlier	0		Effect: "Jawin'", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2020-09"
1346	wet pressed vacuum-sealed Sugar Cog	0		Effect: "Preternatural Greed", Effect Duration: 68
1347	upside-down loaded serum blowgun	0		Last Available: "2005-11"
1348	empty blowgun	0		Last Available: "2005-11"
1349	miniscule temporal rip	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2005-11"
1350	1.21 jigawatts	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2005-11"
1351	pinky ring of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Single Equip
1352	acceptable redrum	3	good	
1353	ninja pirate zombie robot	0		
1354	pile of pebbles	0		
1355	thick decent pulsating cyan bowl of oriole's nest soup	5	good	
1356	skewed upside-down bunny liver	0		
1357	perfectly mixed practically non-alcoholic Mt. Noob Pale Ale	1	EPIC	
1358	twirling pirate zombie head	0		Last Available: "2005-11"
1359	narrow ninja pirate zombie robot head	0		Last Available: "2005-11"
1360	pirate zombie robot head	0		Last Available: "2005-11"
1361	pulsating stiffened disembodied smile	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Single Equip
1362	sausage	0		
1363	clockwork pirate skull	0		
1364	spinning rhesus monkey	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1365	moldy tofurkey leg	3	crappy	
1366	small normal tofurkey gravy	2	good	
1367	flavorless special herbal stuffing	3	decent	Effect: "Flame-Retardant Trousers", Effect Duration: 20
1368	bland jumbo squat can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	5	decent	
1369	super-sized stale yams	5	decent	
1370	spinning rhinestone cowboy shirt of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15
1371	dog trainer's gingham blouse	0		Experience (familiar): +1
1372	shellacked souvenir ski t-shirt	0		Damage Reduction: 7
1373	sweet nutcracker	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2005-12"
1374	maroon mandible	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2005-12"
1375	stanky plastic Crimbo wreath	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2005-12"
1376	jittery ghostly Sinatra's plastic Uncle Crimbo	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Last Available: "2005-12"
1377	upside-down plastic Crimbo elf of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2005-12"
1378	plastic sweet nutcracker of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Last Available: "2005-12"
1379	plastic Crimbo reindeer of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2005-12"
1381	twirling aspirin	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1382	colloidal chocolate	0		Effect: "Proprie Tea", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2015-11"
1383	twirling length of string	0		
1384	skewed yellow googly eye	0		
1385	stuffing	0		
1386	felt	0		
1387	block	0		
1388	toy wheel	0		
1389	pulsating yo-yo	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
1390	top	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
1391	ball	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
1392	wobbly kite	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1393	mirror pet rock	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1394	huge doppelshifter	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1395	skewed teddy bear	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1396	tumbling Sherlock's arcane researcher's duck-on-a-string	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2005-12"
1397	lime green jittery toy soldier	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1398	doll house	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1399	reassuring toy train	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2005-12"
1400	electrified marionette	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2005-12"
1401	Jeselnik's sock monkey	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Last Available: "2005-12"
1402	blinking supercool rag doll	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Last Available: "2005-12"
1403	flame-wreathed can of fake snow	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2005-12"
1404	up-at-dawn colored-light "necklace"	0		Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2005-12"
1405	fortified tree skirt	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 2xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2005-12"
1406	normal wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie	3	good	Effect: "Wreathed in Merriment", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-06"
1407	spoiled snack-sized narrow bell-shaped Crimbo cookie	2	crappy	Effect: "Fury of the Bells", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-06"
1408	normal tree-shaped Crimbo cookie	4	good	Effect: "Yuletide Sappiness", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-06"
1409	teal pulsating Newton's Unionize The Elves sign	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Last Available: "2005-12"
1410	spinning sleeping snowy owl	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1411	skewed pulsating Tome of Snowcone Summoning	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-01", Skill: "Summon Snowcones"
1412	energized snowcone	0		Effect: "Sauce Monocle", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2006-01"
1413	quantum nitrogenated wobbly snowcone	0		Effect: "Witch Breaded", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2006-01"
1414	concentrated narrow shaking snowcone	0		Effect: "Some Cheese with Your Wine", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2006-01"
1415	pickled quadruple-aerosolized snowcone	0		Effect: "Rain Dancin'", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2006-01"
1416	flattened snowcone	0		Effect: "Neuroplastici Tea", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2006-01"
1417	colloidal galvanized snowcone	0		Effect: "Uncaged Power", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2006-01"
1418	Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2006-01"
1419	squat teddy bear sewing kit	0		Last Available: "2006-01"
1420	manspreader's traffic cone of mayonnaise	0		Monster Level: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "2xLep, 2xFairy, cap 15", Last Available: "2006-01"
1421	upside-down Scandalously Skimpy Bikini	0		Four Songs, Single Equip
1422	skewed Sombrero De Vida	0		Four Songs, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xPotato, 1xLep, cap 12"
1423	iceberglet	0		Last Available: "2006-02"
1424	maroon Annie Oakley's Rosewater's ice sickle	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2006-02"
1425	stanky ice baby	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2006-02"
1426	twirling dangerous ice pick	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1.5xLep, 1.5xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2006-02"
1427	mirror stanky energetic ice skates	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2006-02"
1428	spoiled tumbling grue egg omelette	4	crappy	
1429	narrow roll of drink tickets	0		
1430	blinking pregnant gloomy mushroom	0		
1431	pregnant mushroom	0		
1432	spoiled mushroom	3	crappy	
1433	fruit bowl	0		
1434	fruit basket	0		
1435	mirror hot pink lipstick	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1436	hot stuffing	0		
1437	squat useless powder	0		
1438	liquefied twinkly powder	0		Effect: "Hairless and Airless", Effect Duration: 67
1439	polymerized double-wet deionized hot powder	0		Effect: "Knightlife", Effect Duration: 61
1440	dry double-liquefied huge powder	0		Effect: "The Magic of LOV", Effect Duration: 33
1441	corrupted adjusted upside-down twirling mirror powder	0		Effect: "Heart of Green", Effect Duration: 58
1442	aerosolized triple-alkaline oxidized ghostly red stench powder	0		Effect: "Full Bottle in front of Me", Effect Duration: 68
1443	concentrated upside-down sleaze powder	0		Effect: "Don't Step to Your Stepmother", Effect Duration: 53
1444	corrupted super-moist twinkly nuggets	0		Effect: "Sensation", Effect Duration: 24
1445	dry hot nuggets	0		Effect: "Moon'd", Effect Duration: 53
1446	colloidal shaking skewed nuggets	0		Effect: "Patched In", Effect Duration: 31
1447	non-improved frozen blurry nuggets	0		Effect: "Deep-Seated Rage", Effect Duration: 34
1448	cold-filtered huge stench nuggets	0		Effect: "Spiritually Awake", Effect Duration: 29
1449	boiled chilled twirling sleaze nuggets	0		Effect: "Gamer Rage", Effect Duration: 53
1450	dehydrated twinkly wad	1		Effect: "Disdain of the Storm Tortoise", Effect Duration: 20
1451	powdered skewed hot wad	1		Effect: "Spring Training", Effect Duration: 30
1452	denatured wad	1		Effect: "Dreams and Lights", Effect Duration: 35
1453	compressed twirling wad	1		
1454	denatured lime green stench wad	1		
1455	mixed jittery red sleaze wad	1		Effect: "Sweet and Yellow", Effect Duration: 40
1456	double daisy	0		
1457	yellow Goth Giant	0		
1458	spoiled Valentine's Day cake	4	crappy	
1459	blurry arrow'd heart balloon	0		
1460	blinking velvet box	0		
1461	squashed frog	0		
1462	eye of newt	0		
1463	lime green salamander spleen	0		
1464	sleazy fairy gravy	0		
1465	suede shortsword	0		
1466	wobbly bamboo bokuto	0		
1467	25-meat staff	0		
1468	ghostly two-handed depthsword	0		
1469	narrow lime green bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme	0		
1470	lead yo-yo	0		
1471	teal slightly peevedbow	0		
1472	sack of doorknobs	0		
1473	mirror ball-and-chain	0		
1474	bouncing automatic catapult	0		
1475	tumbling pentacorn hat	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 10"
1476	goofily-plumed helmet	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 17"
1477	huge plastic hard hat	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 22"
1478	salad bowl	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 30"
1479	pulsating football helmet	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 37"
1480	chain-mail monokini	0		Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 4xBarrr, cap 7"
1481	union scalemail pants	0		Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, cap 12"
1482	upside-down paper-plate-mail pants	0		Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 2xBarrr, cap 20"
1483	ghostly troutpiece	0		Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr, cap 27"
1484	gray mirror alpha-mail pants	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 35"
1485	energetic rabbit's foot of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Maximum MP Percent: +20
1486	bouncing massive bag of catnip	0		
1487	upside-down hang glider	0		
1488	March hat	0		Free Pull
1489	dormouse	0		
1490	chopsticks of Calamity Jane of the glutton	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Food Drop: +100
1491	lard-coated rice bowl	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
1492	ninja mop of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50
1493	huge twirling Usain Bolt's ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Initiative: +80
1494	quadruple-polarized unsweetened skewed ghostly sugar-coated pine cone	0		Effect: "Strong Spirit", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2020-09"
1495	green traffic cone of the brute of the early riser	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Adventures: +7, Familiar Effect: "2xLep, 2xFairy, cap 15", Last Available: "2006-03"
1496	weak acceptable gloomy mushroom wine	2	good	
1497	weak drinkable mushroom wine	2	good	
1498	McPhee's Grimoire of Hilarious Object Summoning	0		Last Available: "2006-04", Skill: "Summon Hilarious Objects"
1499	green whoopie cushion	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1500	fake fake vomit	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1501	flattened non-moist nitrogenated jittery explosion-flavored chewing gum	0		Effect: "Abyssal Blood", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2006-04"
1502	clown hammer	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1503	jittery huge rubber emo roe	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1504	electrified jittery snowcone	0		Effect: "Smoky Third Eye", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2006-04"
1505	ice cube with a fly in it	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1506	bad narrow calle de miel with a fly in it	4	decent	Last Available: "2006-04"
1507	practically non-alcoholic drinkable squat rockin' wagon with a fly in it	1	good	Last Available: "2006-04"
1508	lousy watered-down perpendicular hula with a fly in it	2	decent	Last Available: "2006-04"
1509	bad tumbling slap and tickle with a fly in it	4	decent	Last Available: "2006-04"
1510	bag of airline peanuts	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1511	shellacked fake hand	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Last Available: "2006-04"
1512	diluted twirling Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray	1		Effect: "Holiday Disappointment", Effect Duration: 5
1513	altered blinking Knob Goblin learning pill	1		
1514	compressed ghostly blurry Knob Goblin eyedrops	1		Effect: "Pop-eyed", Effect Duration: 15
1515	modified yellow skewed Knob Goblin nasal spray	1		Effect: "Standard Cheer", Effect Duration: 40
1516	KWE-brand transistor radio	0		
1518	tumbling vampire heart	0		
1519	jittery Talisman of Bakula	0		Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Give In To Your Vampiric Urges"
1520	reassuring therapeutic Radio KoL Coffee Mug	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
1521	Frank Gorshin trophy	0		
1522	mirror Samson's Radio Free Jersey of the storm	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Maximum MP Percent: +40
1523	jittery narrow bottle of used blood	0		
1524	wind-up chattering teeth	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1525	joybuzzer	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Shake Hands", Last Available: "2006-04"
1526	ghostly pet rock "Snooty" disguise	0		Familiar Weight: +11, Equips On: "Pet Rock | Toothsome Rock | Bulky Buddy Box | Holiday Log", Last Available: "2006-04"
1527	ghostly spinning diamond-studded fronts	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2006-04"
1528	ghostly MacGyver's corkscrew	0		Maximum MP: +100, Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2006-04"
1529	St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1530	fake plastic grass	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
1531	grass skirt of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1.5xFairy, cap 20", Last Available: "2011-01"
1532	brainy grass hat	0		Mysticality: +5, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 1xBarrr, cap 20", Last Available: "2011-01"
1533	grass blade of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Last Available: "2011-01"
1534	upside-down huge raffle prize box	0		
1536	homeless hobo spirit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-05"
1537	upside-down weegee sqouija	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
1538	huge curative sparkly engagement ring	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip
1539	narrow Tam O'Shatner	0		Meat Drop: +50, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2005-03"
1540	family-friendly banded Grimacite goggles	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 31", Last Available: "2008-10"
1541	aromatic gravedigger's Grimacite glaive	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2008-10"
1542	steel-toed groovy Grimacite greaves	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Damage Reduction: 9, Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, 3xGhoul, cap 37", Last Available: "2008-10"
1543	blinking extremely unsafe Grimacite garter	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2008-10"
1544	jittery gray knitted Grimacite galoshes of the glutton	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2008-10"
1545	reassuring MacGyver's Grimacite gorget	0		Maximum MP: +100, Spooky Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2008-10"
1546	dog trainer's Grimacite guayabera	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Last Available: "2008-10"
1547	electrified extremely unsafe Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
1548	clever stylish Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	0		Moxie: +25, Maximum MP: +20
1549	MSG	0		
1550	wobbly cyan greedy second-hand knockoff engagement ring	0		Meat Drop: +20, Single Equip
1551	weak hand-crafted bottle of Domesticated Turkey	2	EPIC	
1552	practically non-alcoholic acceptable jittery wobbly cyan bottle of Definit	1	good	
1553	aged bottle of Calcutta Emerald	3	awesome	
1554	watered-down drinkable enchanted bottle of Lieutenant Freeman	2	good	Effect: "Disco State of Mind", Effect Duration: 50
1555	fortified drinkable bottle of Jorge Sinsonte	5	good	
1556	lousy yellow shaking boxed champagne	3	decent	
1557	yummy kumquat	3	awesome	
1558	rotten massive tangerine	10	crappy	
1559	tumbling twirling tonic water	0		
1560	spoiled special mirror cocktail onion	4	crappy	Effect: "Human-Undead Hybrid", Effect Duration: 40
1561	rotten raspberry	3	crappy	
1562	fancy small spoiled kiwi	2	crappy	Effect: "Putting the Pro in Proletariat", Effect Duration: 45
1563	acceptable cyan whiskey bittersweet	3	good	
1564	mediocre practically non-alcoholic mimosette	1	decent	
1565	acceptable tequila sunset	4	good	
1566	triple-distilled acceptable blue zmobie	10	good	Wiki Name: "Zmobie (drink)"
1567	hand-crafted gin and tonic	3	EPIC	
1568	lousy vodka and tonic	4	decent	
1569	acceptable jittery vodka gibson	4	good	
1570	drinkable gibson	4	good	
1571	mediocre watered-down parisian cathouse	2	decent	
1572	bad watered-down rabbit punch	2	decent	
1573	fancy tolerable pulsating caipifruta	3	good	Effect: "Blessing of Pikachutlotal", Effect Duration: 50
1574	drinkable teqiwila	3	good	
1575	drinkable Divine	4	good	
1576	drinkable Gordon Bennett	4	good	
1577	lousy tangarita	3	decent	
1578	artisanal mandarina colada	3	EPIC	
1579	lousy gimlet	3	decent	
1580	drinkable enchanted brick road	3	good	Effect: "Loco Motives", Effect Duration: 45
1581	practically non-alcoholic hand-crafted vodka stratocaster	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	
1582	triple-distilled mediocre Neuromancer	6	decent	
1583	lousy prussian cathouse	4	decent	
1584	watered-down bad huge fuchsia Mae West	2	decent	
1585	acceptable boozy Mon Tiki	5	good	
1586	artisanal twirling teqiwila slammer	4	EPIC	
1587	spoiled ghostly blurry Knob lo mein	4	crappy	
1588	normal half-sized asparagus lo mein	2	good	
1589	toothsome thick lime green Knoll lo mein	5	awesome	
1590	enchanted stale lo mein	4	decent	Effect: "Ripping, Dripping", Effect Duration: 25
1591	rotten big olive lo mein	5	crappy	
1592	rotten hot hi mein	4	crappy	
1593	stale hi mein	3	decent	
1594	immense rotten maroon hi mein	10	crappy	
1595	delicious thick hi mein	5	awesome	
1596	decent small yellow sleazy hi mein	2	good	
1597	narrow Junior LAAAAME merit badge of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2006-05"
1598	huge gray ghostly razor-sharp Senior LAAAAME merit badge	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Last Available: "2006-05"
1599	jazz soap	0		Free Pull, Effect: "Jazz Hands", Effect Duration: 20
1600	special drinkable spirit-forward tangarita with a fly in it	5	good	Effect: "Spring Training", Effect Duration: 25
1601	acceptable bouncing mandarina colada with a fly in it	4	good	
1602	weak bad green prussian cathouse with a fly in it	2	decent	
1603	acceptable Mae West with a fly in it	4	good	
1604	dehydrated bouncing astronaut ice-cream	1		Last Available: "2006-05"
1605	blinking squat delectable catalyst	0		
1606	dried fuchsia ultimate wad	1		
1607	triple-improved double-vacuum-sealed denatured lime green twirling narrow libation of liveliness	0		Effect: "Egg-cellent Vocabulary", Effect Duration: 43
1608	boiled altered eyedrops of the ermine	0		Effect: "Greasy Peasy", Effect Duration: 45
1609	activated gray squat perfume of prejudice	0		Effect: "It Tickles!  It Tickles!", Effect Duration: 43
1610	activated quadruple-quantum eyedrops of the ocelot	0		Effect: "Hyphemariffic", Effect Duration: 65
1611	flattened ionized moist potent potion of potency	0		Effect: "White-boy Angst", Effect Duration: 66
1612	chilled purple blurry concentrated cordial of concentration	0		Effect: "Brain Freeze", Effect Duration: 57
1613	MacGyver's coffin lid	0		Maximum MP: +100
1614	boxer's satin shield	0		Muscle Percent: +10
1615	up-at-dawn Cerebral Cloche	0		Adventures: +5, Familiar Effect: "1.5xLep, cap 22", Last Available: "2006-06"
1616	Socratic Cerebral Culottes	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, 1xGhoul, cap 22", Last Available: "2006-06"
1617	hardy Cerebral Crossbow of Calamity Jane of the early riser	0		Maximum HP: +50, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2006-06"
1618	blinking ice stein	0		Last Available: "2006-06"
1619	munchies pill	0		Last Available: "2006-06"
1620	homeopathic healing powder	0		Last Available: "2006-06"
1621	tumbling bouncing astral badger	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-06"
1622	dry astral mushroom	0		Effect: "Holiday Disappointment", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2006-06"
1623	badger badge	0		Last Available: "2006-06"
1624	unsweetened blue-frosted astral cupcake	0		Effect: "Antarctic Memories", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2006-06"
1625	irradiated green-frosted astral cupcake	0		Effect: "Really Deep Breath", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2006-06"
1626	wet tumbling orange-frosted astral cupcake	0		Effect: "Reptilian Fortitude", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2006-06"
1627	quadruple-ionized moist blue purple-frosted astral cupcake	0		Effect: "Prideful Strut", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2006-06"
1628	anodized modified pink-frosted astral cupcake	0		Effect: "Stinking Cloud", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2006-06"
1629	twirling strapping raspberry beret	0		Muscle: +5, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, 2xLep, cap 12"
1630	sage pixel shield	0		Mysticality Percent: +10
1631	beer cartilage	0		
1632	Spanish fly trap	0		
1633	wobbly Spanish fly	0		
1634	watered-down drinkable pulsating around the world	2	good	
1635	scrumdiddlyumptious solution	0		
1636	Toddler-sized Dragon Costume	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Item Drop: +5, Softcore Only
1637	enhanced lotion of hotness	0		Effect: "Ocelot Eyes", Effect Duration: 45
1638	colloidal concentrated olive lotion of coldness	0		Effect: "Cletus's Canticle of Celerity", Effect Duration: 15
1639	polarized gray lotion of spookiness	0		Effect: "Ode to Booze", Effect Duration: 25
1640	activated modified huge lotion of stench	0		Effect: "Healthy Blue Glow", Effect Duration: 58
1641	corrupted cold-filtered teal lotion of sleaziness	0		Effect: "Spookypants", Effect Duration: 45
1642	mediocre Grimacite Bock	4	decent	Last Available: "2008-11"
1643	gigantic rotten wedge of gray cheese	10	crappy	Last Available: "2008-11"
1644	skewed hot and sauce	0		
1645	and sauce	0		
1646	and sauce	0		
1647	upside-down stench and sauce	0		
1648	bouncing red sleazy and sauce	0		
1649	brick	0		Free Pull
1650	blurry milk of magnesium	0		
1651	snack-sized decent foie gras	2	good	
1652	pressed candy brain	0		Effect: "Rampage!", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2020-09"
1653	flame-wreathed sinister beefcake's jewel-eyed wizard hat	0		Muscle: +25, Spell Damage: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Magic Missile", Familiar Effect: "atk, 5xVolley, 5xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2006-07"
1654	blue toasty dog trainer's wad of Crovacite	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Hot Damage: +5
1655	huge Usain Bolt's energetic collar	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Initiative: +80
1656	White Citadel Satisfaction Satchel	0		
1657	onion shurikens	0		
1658	green Cherry Cloaca Cola	0		
1659	Diet Cloaca Cola	0		
1660	Regular Cloaca Cola	0		
1661	Radio KoL Keychain of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20
1662	miser's Radio KoL Antenna Ball	0		Meat Drop: +10
1663	scandalous Radio KoL Flashlight	0		Sleaze Damage: +5
1664	beefcake's Radio KoL Maracas	0		Muscle: +25
1665	Jeselnik's Radio KoL Bottle Opener	0		Sleaze Damage: +25
1666	family-friendly Radio KoL Patch	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1
1667	Da Vinci's Cat-Herding Prod	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5
1668	foul-smelling star boomerang	0		Stench Damage: +10
1669	blinking mirror wicked star stiletto	0		Spell Damage: +5
1670	spinning fraudwort	0		
1671	yellow shysterweed	0		
1672	bouncing swindleblossom	0		
1673	flame-retardant grave robbing shovel	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Item Drop: +5
1674	baleful superhero mask	0		Spell Damage: +25, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, 1xFairy, cap 2"
1675	ore	0		
1676	styrofoam ore	0		
1677	fuchsia huge bubblewrap ore	0		
1678	tumbling pet rock "Groucho" disguise	0		Familiar Weight: +11, Equips On: "Pet Rock | Toothsome Rock | Bulky Buddy Box | Holiday Log", Last Available: "2011-12"
1679	wobbly quilted strapping sword	0		Muscle: +5, Damage Absorption: +40
1680	staff of James Dean of the glutton	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Food Drop: +100
1681	fortified cool bubblewrap sword	0		Moxie: +5, Damage Absorption: +60
1682	blinking inspector's bubblewrap staff of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Item Drop: +15
1683	occult weightlifter's bubblewrap crossbow	0		Muscle: +15, Spell Damage Percent: +25
1684	Sinatra's styrofoam sword of vim and vigor	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Maximum HP Percent: +50
1685	perfumed fireproof styrofoam staff	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Stench Resistance: +5
1686	inspector's styrofoam crossbow of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Item Drop: +15
1687	shaking Platinum Yendorian Express Card	0		
1688	censurious crossbow of the sweet-tooth	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Candy Drop: +100
1689	ribbon of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Last Available: "2006-07"
1690	Jim Carey's discarded bottlecap of the early riser	0		Monster Level: +25, Adventures: +7, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 38"
1691	up-at-dawn foul-smelling discarded torn-up glove	0		Stench Damage: +10, Adventures: +5, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 0.5xPotato, cap 38"
1692	tarnished skewed salamander slurry	0		Effect: "Scorpio Rising", Effect Duration: 41
1693	quantum quadruple-polarized eyedrops of newt	0		Effect: "Sticky Fingers", Effect Duration: 64
1694	improved Frogade	0		Effect: "Ginger Snapped", Effect Duration: 11
1695	enhanced energized spinning blue papotion of papower	0		Effect: "Insulated Trousers", Effect Duration: 62
1696	spoiled super-sized royal jelly taco	5	crappy	
1697	adequate super-sized tofu taco	5	good	
1698	half-sized rotten jumping bean taco	2	crappy	
1699	decent spinning catgut taco	3	good	
1700	half-sized flavorless goat cheese taco	2	decent	
1701	adequate olive pr0n taco	4	good	
1702	liquefied frozen improved alphabet gum	0		Effect: "Heart of Yellow", Effect Duration: 69
1703	tumbling Comma Chameleon egg	0		Free Pull
1704	shingle	0		
1705	huge flaregun	0		
1706	ghostly sharpshooter's dance instructor's sword of Flo-Jo	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Initiative: +100
1707	dangerous flypaper staff of the brute of the brazier	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Weapon Damage: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +25
1708	Rosewater's slick grease gun of vim and vigor	0		Moxie: +10, Mysticality Percent: +30, Maximum HP Percent: +50
1709	inspector's double-paned Jim Carey's sword of static	0		Monster Level: +25, Cold Resistance: +5, Item Drop: +15
1710	upside-down sharpshooter's grievous wiffle-flail of Flo-Jo	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Initiative: +100
1711	stiffened arcane researcher's bubble bauble bow of the early riser	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Damage Reduction: 1, Adventures: +7
1712	squat medical-grade Frost™ brand sword of the cougar of the blizzard	0		Moxie: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +25, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
1713	upside-down avaricious Annie Oakley's squeaky staff	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Meat Drop: +30
1714	zippy frightening curative can cannon	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Initiative: +20, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
1715	jittery huge supercharged starchy sword	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30
1716	mirror cool starchy staff	0		Moxie: +5
1717	Tesla starchy crossbow	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
1718	Temple Grandin's pestoblade of the blizzard	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Cold Spell Damage: +25
1719	cool poutine pole of the sweet-tooth	0		Moxie: +5, Candy Drop: +100
1720	Fonzie's curdflinger of the glutton	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Food Drop: +100
1721	lightning-fast boxer's muculent machete	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Initiative: +40
1722	up-at-dawn frosty glistening staff	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Adventures: +5
1723	supercool repeating crossbow of the pedagogue	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Experience: +3
1725	bigger stick	0		
1726	lime green sinewy crossbow string	0		
1727	fuchsia sturdy sword hilt	0		
1728	blinking nippy dense meat sword	0		Cold Damage: +10
1729	dense meat staff of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
1730	mirror dense meat crossbow of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20
1731	mansplainer's energetic padded Spirit Precipice	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Monster Level: +15
1732	olive flame-retardant Herculean smoldering staff of extreme caution	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Monster Level: -25, Hot Resistance: +1
1733	frosty hale hot cross bow of horror	0		Maximum HP: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +25
1734	frosty Sinatra's sword behind inappropriate prepositions	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Alters Page Text
1735	ghostly avaricious Da Vinci's meatspout staff of temperance	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +30
1736	wool vibrating carob cannon of temperance	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Cold Resistance: +1, Sleaze Resistance: +5
1737	blue curative grievous shuddersword of incineration	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Hot Spell Damage: +50, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
1738	studded savvy hairy staff of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Mysticality Percent: +20, Damage Absorption: +80
1739	horrifying brawny projectile icemaker of the businessman	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Spooky Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +50
1740	miser's lion tamer's buffalo blade of mayonnaise	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Meat Drop: +10
1741	extremely unsafe smooth cheesestick	0		Moxie: +15, Weapon Damage Percent: +100
1742	red ruddy potato pistol of doom	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Spooky Spell Damage: +50
1743	savory sword of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20
1744	electrified savory staff	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
1745	skewed Annie Oakley's savory crossbow	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20
1746	Usain Bolt's perfumed Herculean Super Magic Power Sword X	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Stench Resistance: +5, Initiative: +80
1747	scorching groovy soylent staff	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Hot Damage: +25
1748	auspicious supercharged goulauncher	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Item Drop: +10
1749	huge defective skull	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
1750	Fonzie's Gnollish pie server	0		Experience (Moxie): +1
1751	chilly Gnollish slotted spoon	0		Cold Damage: +5
1752	occult Knob Goblin spatula	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25
1753	spinning red stanky jack flapper	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25
1754	knitted filthy pestle	0		Cold Resistance: +3
1755	squat deadly Knob Goblin melon baller	0		Weapon Damage: +5
1756	twirling maroon sinister huge spoon	0		Spell Damage: +10
1757	boxer's pizza cutter	0		Muscle Percent: +10
1758	blinking sharpshooter's star spatula	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10
1759	mansplainer's foon of fulmination of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Monster Level: +15
1760	resourceful foon of frigidity of the blizzard	0		Maximum MP: +50, Cold Spell Damage: +25
1761	chilly educational foon of foulness	0		Experience: +1, Cold Damage: +5
1762	jittery censurious educational foon of fearfulness	0		Experience: +1, Sleaze Resistance: +3
1763	upside-down Socratic foon of fleshiness of the detective	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Item Drop: +20
1764	Spookyraven library key	0		
1765	Spookyraven gallery key	0		
1766	Spookyraven ballroom key	0		
1767	red pack of chewing gum	0		
1768	Gnomish toolbox	0		
1769	tasty fricasseed brains	4	awesome	
1770	adequate brains casserole	4	good	
1771	healthy butcherknife	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20
1772	corn holder of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100
1773	blinking smooth eggbeater	0		Moxie: +15
1774	practically non-alcoholic lousy bottle of popskull	1	decent	
1775	quilted dishrag	0		Damage Absorption: +40
1776	toothsome bite-sized stale baguette	1	awesome	
1777	spinning leftovers of indeterminate origin	0		
1778	massive decent dinner	8	good	
1779	green katana of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Synergetic
1780	Jim Carey's ram stick	0		Monster Level: +25
1781	ghostly toasty enchantlers	0		Hot Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xLep, cap 28"
1782	twirling Sherlock's stanky ram-battering staff	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: +25
1783	toothsome crazy Turkish delight	3	awesome	
1784	Sinatra's Snow Queen Crown of courage	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Spooky Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xGhuol, cap 28"
1785	arcane researcher's weightlifter's ga-ga radio of the cougar	0		Muscle: +15, Moxie: +20, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10
1786	six pack of Mountain Stream	0		
1787	pickled anodized magnetized bag of Cheat-Os	0		Effect: "Piratey Flavor", Effect Duration: 23
1788	ghostly skewed unrefined Mountain Stream syrup	0		
1789	ghostly skewed Mob Penguin	0		
1790	high-proof artisanal Ram's Face Lager	9	EPIC	
1791	squat fuchsia ram horns	0		
1792	Jeselnik's therapeutic Travoltan trousers of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Sleaze Damage: +25, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 2xLep, 1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2006-09", Moxie May Control MP
1793	censurious sizzling pool cue	0		Hot Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +3
1794	corrupted improved wobbly shaking handful of hand chalk	0		Effect: "Amplified Fabulousness", Effect Duration: 50
1795	twirling electrified Counterclockwise Watch	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Nonstackable Watch
1796	bone collar	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1797	misshapen animal skeleton	0		
1798	tumbling pile of animal bones	0		
1799	mirror animal skull	0		
1800	animal cranium	0		
1801	animal jawbone	0		
1802	first cervical vertebra	0		
1803	shaking second cervical vertebra	0		
1804	third cervical vertebra	0		
1805	twirling fourth cervical vertebra	0		
1806	fifth cervical vertebra	0		
1807	mirror sixth cervical vertebra	0		
1808	green seventh cervical vertebra	0		
1809	first thoracic vertebra	0		
1810	narrow second thoracic vertebra	0		
1811	third thoracic vertebra	0		
1812	fourth thoracic vertebra	0		
1813	squat fifth thoracic vertebra	0		
1814	spinning sixth thoracic vertebra	0		
1815	spinning seventh thoracic vertebra	0		
1816	cyan eighth thoracic vertebra	0		
1817	ninth thoracic vertebra	0		
1818	fuchsia tenth thoracic vertebra	0		
1819	skewed spinning eleventh thoracic vertebra	0		
1820	twelfth thoracic vertebra	0		
1821	gray first lumbar vertebra	0		
1822	second lumbar vertebra	0		
1823	bouncing third lumbar vertebra	0		
1824	fourth lumbar vertebra	0		
1825	mirror fifth lumbar vertebra	0		
1826	sixth lumbar vertebra	0		
1827	maroon seventh lumbar vertebra	0		
1828	sacral vertebrae	0		
1829	mirror first caudal vertebra	0		
1830	second caudal vertebra	0		
1831	maroon wobbly third caudal vertebra	0		
1832	fourth caudal vertebra	0		
1833	blinking fifth caudal vertebra	0		
1834	maroon twirling sixth caudal vertebra	0		
1835	seventh caudal vertebra	0		
1836	eighth caudal vertebra	0		
1837	blue ninth caudal vertebra	0		
1838	mirror tenth caudal vertebra	0		
1839	left first rib	0		
1840	narrow left second rib	0		
1841	tumbling left third rib	0		
1842	left fourth rib	0		
1843	ghostly squat left fifth rib	0		
1844	left sixth rib	0		
1845	twirling narrow left seventh rib	0		
1846	left eighth rib	0		
1847	left ninth rib	0		
1848	left tenth rib	0		
1849	yellow left eleventh rib	0		
1850	left twelfth rib	0		
1851	right first rib	0		
1852	right second rib	0		
1853	jittery right third rib	0		
1854	upside-down right fourth rib	0		
1855	right fifth rib	0		
1856	skewed huge right sixth rib	0		
1857	right seventh rib	0		
1858	purple jittery right eighth rib	0		
1859	teal right ninth rib	0		
1860	jittery right tenth rib	0		
1861	squat right eleventh rib	0		
1862	right twelfth rib	0		
1863	animal pelvis	0		
1864	left scapula	0		
1865	right scapula	0		
1866	bouncing left clavicle	0		
1867	right clavicle	0		
1868	narrow left humerus	0		
1869	shaking right humerus	0		
1870	jittery left radius	0		
1871	right radius	0		
1872	blinking left ulna	0		
1873	right ulna	0		
1874	left femur	0		
1875	right femur	0		
1876	left tibia	0		
1877	right tibia	0		
1878	twirling left fibula	0		
1879	spinning right fibula	0		
1880	twirling left kneecap	0		
1881	right kneecap	0		
1882	huge left first front claw	0		
1883	left second front claw	0		
1884	left third front claw	0		
1885	left fourth front claw	0		
1886	right first front claw	0		
1887	right second front claw	0		
1888	blinking right third front claw	0		
1889	right fourth front claw	0		
1890	left thumb	0		
1891	right thumb	0		
1892	olive left first rear claw	0		
1893	huge left second rear claw	0		
1894	skewed left third rear claw	0		
1895	fuchsia left fourth rear claw	0		
1896	right first rear claw	0		
1897	pulsating right second rear claw	0		
1898	wobbly cyan right third rear claw	0		
1899	right fourth rear claw	0		
1900	stylish 1-ball	0		Moxie: +25
1901	rock-hard personal trainer's 2-ball	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Damage Reduction: 5
1902	skewed censurious 3-ball of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Sleaze Resistance: +3
1903	skewed thinker's 4-ball of doom	0		Mysticality: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +50
1904	careful 5-ball of doom	0		Monster Level: -10, Spooky Spell Damage: +50
1905	lard-coated experienced 6-ball	0		Experience: +2, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
1906	7-ball of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7
1907	8-ball	0		
1910	huge censurious perfumed sizzling clockwork sword	0		Hot Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +3
1911	asbestos-lined arcane researcher's clockwork staff of the sweet-tooth	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Hot Resistance: +5, Candy Drop: +100
1912	reassuring mansplainer's rock-hard clockwork crossbow	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Monster Level: +15, Spooky Resistance: +1
1913	mirror clockwork handle	0		
1914	clockwork rod	0		
1915	blurry clockwork shank	0		
1916	Lord Spookyraven's spectacles	0		
1917	wallet	0		
1918	coin purse	0		
1919	English to A. F. U. E. Dictionary	0		
1920	bizarre illegible sheet music	0		
1921	wakizashi of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Synergetic
1922	gob of wet hair	0		
1923	jittery roll of toilet paper	0		Free Pull
1924	tattered wolf standard	0		
1925	twirling spinning tattered snake standard	0		
1926	KoL Con 3-D Glasses	0		Familiar Effect: "8xLep, 1xFairy, cap 2"
1927	scary death orb	0		
1928	tuning fork	0		
1929	coward's greaves	0		Monster Level: -20, Breakable, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr"
1930	upside-down Annie Oakley's helmet of the businessman	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Meat Drop: +50, Breakable, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato, 0.5xFairy"
1931	sage smooth spear	0		Moxie: +15, Mysticality Percent: +10, Breakable
1932	Oprah's shield	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Breakable
1933	pitchfork of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10
1934	shaking knitted broken sword	0		Cold Resistance: +3
1935	twirling snarling wolf shield of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, Synergetic
1936	therapeutic lupine sword	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Synergetic
1937	skewed upside-down zippy snake shield	0		Initiative: +20, Synergetic
1938	curative serpentine sword	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Synergetic
1939	grouchy restless spirit	0		
1940	electrified shellacked savvy 9-ball	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Damage Reduction: 7, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
1941	ghostly double-paned Newton's seal pendant	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Cold Resistance: +5, Class: "Seal Clubber", Single Equip
1942	thinker's turtle brooch of the empath	0		Mysticality: +10, Familiar Weight: +5, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Single Equip
1943	medical-grade healthy noodle ring	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Class: "Pastamancer", Single Equip
1944	Van der Graaf saucepan earring of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Class: "Sauceror", Single Equip
1945	cool disco ball pendant of extreme caution	0		Moxie: +5, Monster Level: -25, Class: "Disco Bandit", Single Equip
1946	rock-hard smooth accordion pin	0		Moxie: +15, Damage Reduction: 5, Class: "Accordion Thief", Single Equip
1947	frosty worn tophat of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xLep, cap 31"
1948	brainy tap shoes of bravery	0		Mysticality: +5, Spooky Resistance: +5, Single Equip
1949	moldy Manetwich	4	crappy	
1950	maroon bottle of Vangoghbitussin	0		
1951	strong acceptable shaking bottle of Pinot Renoir	5	good	
1952	half-sized stale desiccated apricot	2	decent	
1953	practically non-alcoholic lousy flute of flat champagne	1	decent	
1954	adequate maroon dehydrated caviar	3	good	
1955	styrofoam peanuts	0		
1956	artisanal snifter of thoroughly aged brandy	3	EPIC	
1957	jittery quill pen	0		
1958	ghostly inkwell	0		
1959	tattered scrap of paper	0		
1960	blinking scroll of forbidden unspeakable evil	0		
1961	can of Binarrrca	0		Free Pull, Effect: "Talking Like a Pirate", Effect Duration: 50
1962	polymerized enhanced Bit O' Ectoplasm	0		Effect: "Crimbo Epiphany", Effect Duration: 69
1963	dance card	0		
1964	shaking opera mask of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xBarrr, cap 2"
1965	blurry bottle of Monsieur Bubble	0		
1966	curative wizardly Amulet of Yendor	0		Mysticality: +25, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-12"
1967	jitterbug larva	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2007-10"
1968	bottle of perfume	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1969	spoon!	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1970	mirror nervous tick egg	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2007-10"
1971	gray plastic pumpkin bucket	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Item Drop: +13, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2006-10", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.35
1972	upside-down manspreader's hardy shrimp fork	0		Maximum HP: +50, Monster Level: +10
1973	twirling half of a memo	0		
1974	cocoabo	0		
1975	wobbly baby gravy fairy	0		
1976	lime green gravy fairy	0		
1977	gravy fairy	0		
1978	gravy fairy	0		
1979	gravy fairy	0		
1980	sleazy gravy fairy	0		
1981	astral badger	0		
1982	tumbling MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech	0		
1983	hand turkey	0		
1984	snowy owl	0		
1985	skewed scary death orb	0		
1986	green mind flayer	0		
1987	purple pulsating undead elbow macaroni	0		
1988	angry cow	0		
1989	Cheshire bitten	0		
1990	yo-yo	0		
1991	rubber WWJD? bracelet	0		
1992	fuchsia rubber WWBD? bracelet	0		
1993	rubber WWSPD? bracelet	0		
1994	upside-down green narrow rubber WWtNSD? bracelet	0		
1995	heart necklace	0		Free Pull
1996	right half of a heart necklace	0		
1997	left half of a heart necklace	0		
1998	bouncing pack of KWE trading card	0		
1999	wobbly bouncing stick of "gum"	0		
2000	spinning upside-down Das Überkühlraum trading card	0		
2001	blinking pulsating purple Vaso De Agua trading card	0		
2002	The Grand Poo-Bah trading card	0		
2003	Thorny Toad trading card	0		
2004	narrow wobbly Chori Zo trading card	0		
2005	Morbidda trading card	0		
2006	jittery Poison Oak trading card	0		
2007	Princess Rutabaga trading card	0		
2008	Roo trading card	0		
2009	twirling Woldo trading card	0		
2010	The Snake trading card	0		
2011	purple Nayztameetjoo trading card	0		
2012	Arrrmetia trading card	0		
2013	yellow Serenity trading card	0		
2014	pulsating Inndya trading card	0		
2015	blue Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card	0		
2016	diamond necklace	0		
2017	spade necklace	0		
2018	maroon club necklace	0		
2019	cream pie	0		Free Pull
2020	super-sized normal cherry pie	5	good	
2021	big spoiled strawberry pie	5	crappy	
2022	moldy miniature twirling lemon meringue pie	2	crappy	
2023	tumbling Genalen™ Bottle	1	decent	
2024	fancy huge bland mixed wildflower greens	6	decent	Effect: "Demonic Taint", Effect Duration: 25
2025	half-sized tasty green handful of walnuts	2	awesome	
2026	spoiled nutty organic salad	3	crappy	
2027	stale super salad	4	decent	
2028	toothsome green blinking tofu wonton	3	awesome	
2029	hippy protest button	0		Single Equip, Thorns: 1
2030	double-paned dog trainer's Lockenstock™ sandals	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Cold Resistance: +5, Single Equip
2031	didgeridooka of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5
2032	blinking Da Vinci's bullet-proof corduroys of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Experience (Mysticality): +5, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xBarrr, cap 42"
2033	teal upside-down lightning-fast round sunglasses	0		Initiative: +40, Single Equip
2034	educational wicker shield	0		Experience: +1
2035	skewed Marquis de Poivre soda	0		
2036	ionized boiled triple-alkaline radium-flavored potato chips	0		Effect: "Chief Executive Optimism", Effect Duration: 22
2037	alkaline vacuum-sealed wintergreen-flavored potato chips	0		Effect: "Brocolate Brostidigitation", Effect Duration: 27
2038	galvanized improved tumbling mirror ennui-flavored potato chips	0		Effect: "Shawarma Warm War", Effect Duration: 58
2039	x-ray specs	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2040	patchouli oil bomb	0		
2041	ferret bait	0		
2042	jittery exploding hacky-sack	0		
2043	hemp net	0		
2044	your father's MacGuffin diary	0		
2045	adequate miniature brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings	2	good	
2046	enchanted decent shaking frat brats	4	good	Effect: "Crusty Head", Effect Duration: 10
2047	adequate knob ka-bobs	4	good	
2049	hand-crafted fancy can of Swiller	3	EPIC	Effect: "Berry Experiential", Effect Duration: 45
2050	broken wings	0		
2051	sunken eyes	0		
2052	pulsating reassembled blackbird	0		
2053	bust of Pallas	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2054	market map	0		
2055	twirling snake skin	0		
2056	non-adjusted boiled adder bladder	0		Effect: "Litterboxing", Effect Duration: 27
2057	narrow pension check	0		
2058	picnic basket	0		
2059	adjusted liquefied Black No. 2	0		Effect: "Stuck-Up Hair", Effect Duration: 27
2060	huge vibrating sword of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +10
2061	blue occult helmet	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 40"
2062	skewed ribald vibrating shield	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Sleaze Damage: +10
2063	yummy blackberry	4	awesome	
2064	forged identification documents	0		
2065	PADL Phone	0		
2066	padded razor-sharp kick-ass kicks	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Damage Absorption: +20, Single Equip
2067	spinning sake bomb	0		
2068	tequila grenade	0		
2069	beer helmet of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Familiar Effect: "0.5xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 42"
2070	ghostly executive careful distressed denim pants	0		Monster Level: -10, Meat Drop: +40, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xPotato, cap 42"
2071	quilted perforated battle paddle	0		Damage Absorption: +40
2072	grievous weightlifter's flashing novelty button	0		Muscle: +15, Weapon Damage Percent: +50
2073	wizardly glowstick of the cheetah	0		Mysticality: +25, Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2006-10", Raveosity: +1
2074	anniversary chutney sculpture of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50
2075	ghostly twirling steel-toed spandex anniversary shorts	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Familiar Effect: "5xVolley, 10xLep, cap 2"
2076	banded jar of anniversary jam	0		Damage Absorption: +100
2077	fuchsia Herculean bucket of anniversary lard	0		Experience (Muscle): +1
2078	fuchsia blurry aromatic anniversary concrete fedora	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "5xVolley, 5xLep, cap 2"
2079	Annie Oakley's healthy makeshift turban	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Blind, Familiar Effect: "1.5xBarrr, 1xLep, cap 25"
2080	Socratic makeshift cape	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1
2081	dangerous makeshift skirt	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 25"
2082	toothbrush	0		
2083	makeshift crane	0		
2084	can of starch	0		
2085	powdered twirling bottle of ultravitamins	1		Effect: "Motion", Effect Duration: 20
2086	boiled cyan bottle of cough syrup	1		
2087	compressed jittery blinking tube of hair oil	1		Effect: "EVISCERATE!", Effect Duration: 50
2088	nitrogenated polymerized Daffy Taffy	0		Effect: "Blessing of Charcoatl", Effect Duration: 36
2089	shaking Crimboween memo	0		Last Available: "2006-10"
2090	sharpshooter's MacGyver's quilted forbidden pilgrim shield of the storm	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Damage Absorption: +40, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Maximum MP: +100, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2006-11"
2091	huge bath salts	0		
2092	ghostly hand mirror	0		
2093	ghostly lightning-fast hors d'oeuvre tray	0		Initiative: +40
2094	gigantic stale ballroom blintz	10	decent	
2095	towel	0		
2096	mixed shaking guy made of bee pollen	1		
2097	perfumed 17-ball	0		Stench Resistance: +5
2098	twirling filthy lucre	0		
2099	shaking hobo gristle	0		
2100	bouncing shredded can label	0		
2101	bloodstained briquette	0		
2102	olive greasy dreadlock	0		
2103	vial of pirate sweat	0		
2104	empty aftershave bottle	0		
2105	coal button	0		
2106	narrow burned-out arcanodiode	0		
2107	non-Euclidean hoof	0		
2108	pulsating rock	0		
2109	lime green stringy sinew	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2110	stick	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2111	jittery tooth	0		
2112	upside-down leaf	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2113	mirror mirror tumbling therapeutic wheel	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2006-12"
2114	jittery yo	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2115	Herculean prehistoric spear	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Last Available: "2006-12"
2116	stick-on-a-string	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2117	sinister personal trainer's fire	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xVolley, cap 2", Last Available: "2023-09"
2118	skewed leaf tube	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2119	lit cigar	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2120	blinking coward's Grateful Undead T-shirt	0		Monster Level: -20
2121	shaking ASCII shirt of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20
2122	Jim Carey's slick safety vest	0		Moxie: +10, Monster Level: +25
2123	mirror eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25
2125	occult Ye Olde Navy Fleece	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25
2126	jittery extremely unsafe Fonzie's bronze breastplate	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Weapon Damage Percent: +100
2127	blinking Usain Bolt's medical-grade hat hacker T-shirt	0		Initiative: +80, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
2128	gray bouncing vampire collar	0		Single Equip
2129	possessed top	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
2130	killer rag doll of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2006-12"
2131	shaking tree-eating kite	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2132	squat incredibly marionette of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Last Available: "2006-12"
2133	dress ball	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
2134	maroon smooth mad scientist's sock monkey	0		Moxie: +15, Last Available: "2006-12"
2135	alien blob	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2136	Newton's smooth vampire duck-on-a-string	0		Moxie: +15, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Last Available: "2006-12"
2137	green mansplainer's toy crazy train	0		Monster Level: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2006-12"
2138	razor-tipped yo-yo	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
2139	bouncing spinning toy mercenary	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2140	wobbly length of string	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2141	toy wheel	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2142	tumbling block	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2143	spinning felt	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2144	evil googly eye	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2145	ghostly stuffing	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2146	evil teddy bear	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2147	evil teddy bear sewing kit	0		
2148	blue toothsome rock	0		
2149	bland small blurry blinking frank	2	decent	Last Available: "2011-12"
2150	delicious super-sized plate of franks and beans	5	awesome	Last Available: "2011-12"
2151	drinkable shot of blackberry schnapps	4	good	
2152	capacitor relay	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2153	carbon nanotube frame	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2154	skewed red ion grid	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2155	Feynman gate	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2156	mirror logic synthesizer	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2157	high-resistance ultrapolymer plating	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2158	servomechanical torsion facilitator	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2159	jittery quantum polarity inducer	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2160	bi-lateral logic compressor	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2161	computronic processing unit	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2162	teal reverse-oscillating klystron	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2163	tumbling sub-molecular interocitor	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2164	recursive spline reticulator	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2165	atomic vector plotter	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2166	ion-pulse modulation stabilizer	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2167	tumbling hyperbolic plasma focuser	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2168	perfumed lard-coated toy ray gun	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2006-12"
2169	chaotic ruddy toy space helmet	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 43", Last Available: "2006-12"
2170	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2006-12", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.3
2171	stanky astronaut pants of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1.5xPotato, cap 43", Last Available: "2006-12"
2172	Jeselnik's toy jet pack	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Last Available: "2006-12"
2173	upside-down upside-down triangular stone	0		
2174	twirling mossy stone sphere	0		
2175	gray smooth stone sphere	0		
2176	cracked stone sphere	0		
2177	fuchsia rough stone sphere	0		
2178	wool obsidian dagger	0		Cold Resistance: +1
2179	archaeologist's notebook	0		
2180	pulsating narrow amulet	0		
2181	upside-down chocolate lump	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2182	green Harold's hammer head	0		
2183	Harold's hammer handle	0		
2184	wobbly Harold's hammer	0		
2185	Kiss the Knob apron of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20
2186	unlit birthday cake	0		
2187	tumbling red lit birthday cake	0		
2188	pulsating flask of peppermint oil	1	good	Last Available: "2006-12"
2189	drinkable weak flask of peppermint schnapps	2	good	Last Available: "2006-12"
2190	yuletide troll chrysalis	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-12"
2191	squat book of carols	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2192	sheet music	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2193	adequate enchanted narrow ghostly candy stake	3	good	Effect: "The Q Is Talking To You", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2006-12"
2194	aged wobbly eggnog	4	awesome	Last Available: "2006-12"
2195	low-calorie flavorless jittery unspeakable fruitcake	1	decent	Last Available: "2006-12"
2196	normal super-sized bouncing gingerbread horror	5	good	Last Available: "2006-12"
2197	quantum maroon tumbling but probably evil chocolate	0		Effect: "Twen Tea", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2006-12"
2198	special rotten jittery bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	4	crappy	Effect: "Bells in the Batfry", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2023-06"
2199	toothsome miniature skull-shaped Crimboween cookie	2	awesome	Effect: "Carol of the Bones", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-06"
2200	stale tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie	4	decent	Effect: "Crimbo Epiphany", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-06"
2201	wicked plastic gift-wrapping vampire	0		Spell Damage: +5, Last Available: "2006-12"
2202	banded plastic yuletide troll	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Last Available: "2006-12"
2203	up-at-dawn plastic skeletal reindeer	0		Adventures: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2006-12"
2204	curative plastic Crimboween pentagram	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2006-12"
2205	mirror chaotic plastic Scream Queen	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Last Available: "2006-12"
2206	blurry jittery time sleigh	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-12"
2207	steel-toed Crimbo tiki necklace	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Last Available: "2006-12"
2208	nasty clever bobble-hip hula elf doll	0		Maximum MP: +20, Stench Damage: +5, Last Available: "2006-12"
2209	Rosewater's Crimbo ukulele	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Last Available: "2006-12"
2210	blurry wicked Tiki lighter of bravery	0		Spell Damage: +5, Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2006-12", Stat Tuning: "Moxie"
2211	slick deck of tropical cards of the blizzard	0		Moxie: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2006-12", Stat Tuning: "Mysticality"
2212	blue lard-coated veiny tropical paperweight	0		Maximum HP: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2006-12", Stat Tuning: "Muscle"
2213	tropical Crimbo pressie	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2214	tropical wrapping paper	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2215	wobbly horrifying Tropical Crimbo Hat	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, 1.5xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2006-12"
2216	Tropical Crimbo Shorts of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhoul", Last Available: "2006-12"
2217	moldy super ka-bob	4	crappy	
2218	snack-sized toothsome beer basted brat	2	awesome	
2219	purple Tropical Crimbo Sword of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Last Available: "2006-12"
2220	colloidal alkaline nitrogenated narrow and Crimboween candy	0		Effect: "Triangle, Man", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2020-09"
2221	Great Ball of Frozen Fire	0		Last Available: "2007-01"
2222	teal up-at-dawn liar's pants of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Adventures: +5, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cold atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2007-01"
2223	weightlifter's juggler's balls of the businessman	0		Muscle: +15, Meat Drop: +50, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2007-01"
2224	jittery pink shirt of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2007-01"
2225	familiar doppelgänger	0		Monster Level: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2007-01"
2226	fortified groovy evil eyeball pendant	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Damage Absorption: +60, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2007-01"
2227	extra-Vulcanized dry arse-a'fire elixir	0		Effect: "Frostbeard", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2007-01"
2228	colloidal cosmic lemonade	0		Effect: "Nano-juiced", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2007-01"
2229	vacuum-sealed toad horn	0		Effect: "Quadrilled", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2007-01"
2230	icicle katana	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2231	mote	0		
2232	smudged alchemical recipe	0		
2233	squat ghostly flame-retardant bow tie	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Clowniness: 75
2234	mirror maroon mansplainer's calavera concertina	0		Monster Level: +15, Song Duration: 7
2235	upside-down lard-coated baleful ratarang	0		Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
2236	pickled huge turtle pheromones	0		Effect: "Insatiable Hunger", Effect Duration: 11
2237	pygmy blowgun	0		
2238	knitted pygmy nose-bone	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Single Equip
2239	grievous brainy bad voodoo mask	0		Mysticality: +5, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xGhuol, cap 40"
2240	bottle of alcohol	0		
2241	curative pygmy spear	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
2242	super-diffused huge pygmy pygment	0		Effect: "Swordholder", Effect Duration: 14
2243	aromatic Da Vinci's headhunter necktie	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Stench Resistance: +1, Single Equip
2244	inspector's toasty pointed stick	0		Hot Damage: +5, Item Drop: +15
2245	Tesla knobby helmet turtle	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xFairy, cap 5"
2246	Usain Bolt's knobby kneepads	0		Initiative: +80
2247	shaking banded sewer turtle	0		Damage Absorption: +100
2248	tumbling rosewater-soaked knitted sebaceous shield	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Stench Resistance: +3
2249	skeletortoise of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 2xFairy, cap 7"
2251	tumbling friendly box turtle	0		Familiar Weight: +3
2252	red Da Vinci's box turtle	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5
2253	aromatic strapping bottlecap turtle	0		Muscle: +5, Stench Resistance: +1
2254	jittery arcane researcher's supercool bubblewrap bottlecap turtleban of incineration	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 2xLep, cap 17"
2255	chaotic furry turtle	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, 2xFairy, cap 11"
2256	medical-grade furry earmuffs	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
2257	censurious weightlifter's reinforced furry underpants	0		Muscle: +15, Sleaze Resistance: +3
2258	"I Love Me, Vol. I"	0		
2259	photograph of God	0		
2260	hard rock candy	0		
2261	hard-boiled ostrich egg	0		
2262	narrow bird rib	0		
2263	lion oil	0		
2264	spoiled stunt nuts	3	crappy	
2265	decent huge wet stew	3	good	
2266	spinning wet stunt nut stew	0		
2267	narrow Mega Gem	0		
2268	Staff of Fats of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40
2269	normal half-sized sausage wonton	2	good	
2270	deadly Fonzie's belt	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Weapon Damage: +5, Single Equip
2271	tolerable bottle of Merlot	4	good	
2272	drinkable skewed purple bottle of Port	3	good	
2273	mediocre bottle of Pinot Noir	3	decent	
2274	triple-distilled mediocre bottle of Zinfandel	6	decent	
2275	lousy practically non-alcoholic bottle of Marsala	1	decent	
2276	bad bottle of Muscat	4	decent	
2277	twirling blinking Fernswarthy's key	0		
2278	Fernswarthy's letter	0		
2279	lime green book	0		
2280	wobbly Manual of Labor	0		
2281	Manual of Transmission	0		
2282	Manual of Dexterity	0		
2283	huge Lo Pan's seal-skull helmet	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
2284	petrified noodles	0		
2285	huge chisel	0		
2286	bouncing olive Eye of Ed	0		
2287	bouncing Annie Oakley's padded glowstick	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Last Available: "2007-01", Raveosity: +1
2288	encoder ring	0		Single Equip
2289	paperclip	0		
2290	shaking really house	0		
2291	Non-Essential Amulet	0		
2292	wine vinaigrette	0		
2293	cup of strong herbal tea	0		
2294	Curiously Shiny Ancient Evil-Bashing Axe	0		
2295	narrow marinated stakes	0		
2296	knob butter	0		
2297	narrow vial of ectoplasm	0		
2298	blurry boock of darck magicks	0		
2299	EZ-Play Harmonica Book	0		
2300	spinning fingerless hobo gloves	0		
2301	Chomsky's comic books	0		
2302	worm-riding hooks	0		
2303	skewed Libram of Candy Heart Summoning	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12", Skill: "Summon Candy Heart"
2304	non-deionized deionized yellow huge candy heart	0		Effect: "Creepin' Up on You", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2007-02"
2305	altered improved warmed pink candy heart	0		Effect: "Bilious Brains", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2007-02"
2306	chilled enhanced candy heart	0		Effect: "Net Tea", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2007-02"
2307	concentrated super-chilled candy heart	0		Effect: "L'instinct Félin", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2007-02"
2308	corrupted aerosolized red candy heart	0		Effect: "Burning Tongue", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2007-02"
2309	ionized lime green candy heart	0		Effect: "Cold Throat", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2007-02"
2310	blurry candygram	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
2311	pink candygram	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
2312	candygram	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
2313	wobbly candygram	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
2314	candygram	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
2315	candygram	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
2316	blue blurry broken carburetor	0		
2317	bronze token	0		
2318	bomb	0		
2319	pulsating carved wheel	0		
2320	worm-riding manual page	0		
2321	worm-riding manual page 2	0		
2322	worm-riding manual pages 3-15	0		
2323	upside-down headpiece of the Staff of Ed	0		
2324	blinking Staff of Ed, almost	0		
2325	blue Staff of Ed	0		
2326	stone rose	0		
2327	deionized can of paint	0		Effect: "You Know What's Up", Effect Duration: 37
2328	olive drum machine	0		
2329	handful of confetti	0		
2330	spinning chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses	0		
2331	bouquet of circular saw blades	0		
2332	delicious low-calorie ghostly Better Than Cuddling Cake	1	awesome	
2333	narrow ninja snowman	0		
2334	maroon Holy MacGuffin	0		
2335	rubber WWBBDD? bracelet	0		
2336	fortified brainy pipe	0		Mysticality: +5, Damage Absorption: +60
2337	wizardly reinforced beaded headband	0		Mysticality: +25, Familiar Effect: "0.5xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 42"
2338	flavorless pudding	3	decent	Wiki Name: "black pudding (food)"
2339	lousy tumbling Blackfly Chardonnay	3	decent	
2340	lousy watered-down wobbly & tan	2	decent	
2341	huge bouncing pepper	0		
2342	diet normal forest cake	1	good	
2343	spoiled forest ham	4	crappy	
2344	nitrogenated filthworm hatchling scent gland	0		Effect: "Ripping, Dripping", Effect Duration: 57
2345	vacuum-sealed ionized ionized narrow filthworm drone scent gland	0		Effect: "Quantum of Moxie", Effect Duration: 36
2346	aerosolized filthworm royal guard scent gland	0		Effect: "Heavily Breathing", Effect Duration: 30
2347	twirling olive heart of the filthworm queen	0		
2348	teal water pipe bomb	0		
2349	gas balloon	0		
2350	beer bomb	0		
2351	superamplified boom box	0		
2352	occult sinister fire poi	0		Spell Damage: +10, Spell Damage Percent: +25
2353	Fonzie's bejeweled pledge pin	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Single Equip
2354	communications windchimes	0		
2355	tarnished double-enhanced oxidized henna face paint	0		Effect: "Spooky Weapon", Effect Duration: 21
2356	anodized huge tube of dread wax	0		Effect: "Bloody-minded", Effect Duration: 68
2357	blinking asbestos-lined vibrating Gaia beads	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Hot Resistance: +5
2358	pink clay bead	0		
2359	clay bead	0		
2360	purple clay bead	0		
2361	bouncing Sherlock's healthy hippy medical kit	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Item Drop: +25, Single Equip
2362	up-at-dawn educational Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags	0		Experience: +1, Adventures: +5
2363	blurry educational longhaired hippy wig of chilblains	0		Experience: +1, Cold Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol"
2364	spinning frightening Zim Merman's guitar	0		Spooky Damage: +5
2365	Sinatra's C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	0		Experience (Moxie): +5
2366	energetic peel hat	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley"
2367	carbonated soy milk	0		
2368	blurry gray Sherlock's Herculean flowing hippy skirt	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Item Drop: +25, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xFairy, cap 45"
2369	green filthy poultice	0		
2370	natural fennel soda	0		
2371	red smoke bomb	0		
2372	bunch of bananas	0		
2373	spoiled spinning ghostly banana	3	crappy	
2374	banana peel	0		
2375	bland banana cream pie	3	decent	
2376	acceptable banana daiquiri	3	good	
2377	weak artisanal bungle in the jungle	2	super EPIC	
2378	twirling banana spritzer	0		
2379	polymerized enhanced spinning banana smoothie	0		Effect: "Holiday Disappointment", Effect Duration: 32
2380	spinning dandy lion cub	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2007-03"
2381	woolen cravat	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2007-03"
2382	class ring	0		
2383	class ring	0		
2384	class ring	0		
2385	bottle opener belt buckle	0		Single Equip, Damage Aura: 1
2386	spinning knitted keg shield of bravery	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Spooky Resistance: +5
2387	resourceful finger	0		Maximum MP: +50
2388	blue blurry rosy-cheeked war tongs of the sweet-tooth	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Candy Drop: +100
2389	jittery Monstar energy beverage	0		
2390	green chaotic asbestos apron	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10
2391	bouncing brawny beaten-up Chucks	0		Muscle Percent: +20
2392	twirling Lo Pan's natty ascot	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30
2393	Usain Bolt's wreath of laurels of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Initiative: +80, Familiar Effect: "0.5xLep, 0.5xFairy"
2394	gray frightening Socratic Danglin' Chad's loincloth	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Spooky Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 0.5xVolley"
2395	family-friendly tube sock	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Single Equip
2396	blinking chloroform rag	0		
2397	depantsing bomb	0		
2398	personal trainer's energy drink IV	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Single Equip
2399	mirror flame-retardant double-paned Elmley shades	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Hot Resistance: +1, Single Equip
2400	molotov cocktail cocktail	0		
2401	purple knitted Oprah's beer bong	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Cold Resistance: +3
2402	gauze garter	0		
2403	ghostly barrel of gunpowder	0		
2404	cyan jam band flyers	0		
2405	blinking rock band flyers	0		
2406	wobbly Panda outfit	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Item Drop: +5
2407	mirror pink bat eye	0		
2408	worthless piece of glass	0		
2409	billy idol	0		
2410	rag	0		
2411	broken petri dish	0		
2412	sammich crust	0		
2413	maroon triffid bark	0		
2414	blinking lint	0		
2415	discarded pacifier	0		
2416	teal bounty-hunting helmet of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Familiar Effect: "1.5xFairy, cap 25"
2417	narrow weightlifter's bounty-hunting rifle	0		Muscle: +15
2418	dog trainer's bounty-hunting pants	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 2xFairy, cap 25"
2419	warmed super-liquefied blurry yellow ghostly bottle of rhinoceros hormones	0		Effect: "Sweet Taste", Effect Duration: 20
2420	concentrated blurry teeny-tiny magic scroll	0		Effect: "Booing Radly", Effect Duration: 29
2421	deionized extra-oxidized bottle of pirate juice	0		Effect: "For Your Brain Only", Effect Duration: 24
2422	frozen flattened irradiated pet snacks	0		Effect: "Coated Arms", Effect Duration: 32
2423	ionized Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	0		Effect: "Bricked-In", Effect Duration: 17
2424	concentrated ghostly cyclops eyedrops	0		Effect: "Belch the Rainbow™", Effect Duration: 11
2425	deionized can of spinach	0		Effect: "Visions of the Deep Dark Deeps", Effect Duration: 48
2426	denatured fire flower	0		Effect: "Just Aged Enough", Effect Duration: 45
2427	extra-concentrated freezerburned ice cube	0		Effect: "Izchak's Blessing", Effect Duration: 53
2428	triple-warmed colloidal purple fake blood	0		Effect: "Sausage Festive", Effect Duration: 54
2429	altered irradiated Eau de Guaneau	0		Effect: "Weird Flavor", Effect Duration: 64
2430	electrified teal bag of lard	0		Effect: "Cockroach Scurry", Effect Duration: 19
2431	modified bottle of Mystic Shell	0		Effect: "Ooh, Sweet!", Effect Duration: 65
2432	colloidal liquefied extra-anodized spinning SPF 451 lip balm	0		Effect: "Dweeby", Effect Duration: 45
2433	activated jittery bottle of antifreeze	0		Effect: "Lemon Enlightenment", Effect Duration: 68
2434	pressed eyedrops	0		Effect: "Ack!  Barred!", Effect Duration: 13
2435	corrupted Dogsgotnonoz pills	0		Effect: "Ack!  Barred!", Effect Duration: 53
2436	tarnished donkey flipbook	0		Effect: "Corona de la Salsa", Effect Duration: 21
2437	New Cloaca-Cola	0		
2438	scented massage oil	0		
2439	poltergeist-in-the-jar-o	0		
2440	skewed unnatural gas	0		
2441	Knob Goblin Encryption Key	0		
2442	Cobb's Knob map	0		
2443	tumbling frosty educational pink glowstick	0		Experience: +1, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2007-03", Raveosity: +1
2444	fortified hand-crafted Supernova Champagne	5	EPIC	
2445	Deactivated O. A. F.	0		Last Available: "2007-04"
2446	hardware upgrade	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2007-04"
2447	bad penguin egg	0		Free Pull
2448	tasteful bow tie	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2449	six-pack of New Cloaca-Cola	0		
2450	huge empty Cloaca-Cola bottle	0		
2451	sinister goatskin umbrella	0		Spell Damage: +10
2452	wobbly ribald extremely unsafe wool hat	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Sleaze Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 43"
2453	Goodfella contract	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2454	toasty belt of the cheetah	0		Hot Damage: +5, Initiative: +60, Single Equip
2455	sinister bar whip	0		Spell Damage: +10
2456	upside-down cyan pulsating barskin buckler of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20
2457	shaking whip of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50
2458	careful barskin loincloth	0		Monster Level: -10, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 4xVolley, cap 6"
2459	toasty tighty whiteys	0		Hot Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 3xVolley, cap 10"
2460	cool yak toupee	0		Moxie: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato, cap 25"
2462	blurry odor extractor	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
2463	Manual of Transcendent Olfaction	0		Skill: "Transcendent Olfaction"
2464	tasty miniature bouncing bowl of Bounty-Os	2	awesome	
2465	artisanal Oreille Divisée brandy	3	EPIC	
2466	pompadour'd puppy	0		
2467	twirling suede shoes	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2468	tumbling callused fingerbone	0		
2469	bundle of receipts	0		
2470	cork	0		
2471	stardust	0		
2472	wilted lettuce	0		
2473	empty greasepaint tube	0		
2474	upside-down clown skin	0		
2475	yellow zippy clown wig of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Initiative: +20, Clowniness: 50, Familiar Effect: "chromatic atk, 1xPotato, cap 12"
2476	shaking fuchsia educational clownskin belt	0		Experience: +1, Clowniness: 50
2477	clownskin buckler of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Clowniness: 50
2478	teal upside-down wobbly Tesla clown whip	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Clowniness: 50
2479	pulsating maroon demon skin	0		
2480	baleful demon-horned hat	0		Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xLep, cap 17"
2481	lime green Samson's demon buckler	0		Experience (Muscle): +5
2482	family-friendly foul-smelling savvy demon whip	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Stench Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +1
2483	perfumed barskin cloak	0		Stench Resistance: +5
2484	green wholesome snakeskin duster of the businessman	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Meat Drop: +50
2485	lard-coated nippy clownskin harness	0		Cold Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Clowniness: 50
2486	twirling MacGyver's demonskin jacket of the blizzard	0		Maximum MP: +100, Cold Spell Damage: +25
2487	blinking savvy hipposkin poncho	0		Mysticality Percent: +20
2488	jittery avaricious yak anorak	0		Meat Drop: +30
2489	razor-sharp tuxedo shirt	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25
2490	wobbly Jeselnik's gnauga hide vest of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +25
2491	shirt kit	0		
2492	huge tropical orchid	0		
2493	stick of dynamite	0		
2494	spinning slick Necrotelicomnicon of mayonnaise	0		Moxie: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
2495	auspicious double-paned Cookbook of the Damned	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Item Drop: +10
2496	blue MacGyver's crafty Sinful Desires	0		Maximum MP: 110
2497	ghostly gray molybdenum magnet	0		
2498	skewed blinking molybdenum hammer	0		
2499	huge molybdenum screwdriver	0		
2500	shaking lime green molybdenum pliers	0		
2501	narrow molybdenum crescent wrench	0		
2502	Really Expensive Jewelry and You	0		Skill: "Really Expensive Jewelrycrafting"
2503	extra-fancy ring setting	0		
2504	precious piercing post	0		
2505	upside-down necklace chain	0		
2506	squat beach glass bead	0		
2507	clay peace-sign bead	0		
2508	tumbling beach glass necklace of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3
2509	chilly peace-sign necklace	0		Cold Damage: +5
2510	wholesome round sunglasses of doom	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
2511	Frat Army FGF	0		
2512	Hippy Army MPE	0		
2513	executive rosy-cheeked spark plug earring	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Meat Drop: +40
2514	olive huge coward's Samson's woven baling wire bracelets	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Monster Level: -20
2515	squat aromatic slick gearbox necklace	0		Moxie: +10, Stench Resistance: +1
2516	pulsating auspicious quilted wrench bracelet	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Item Drop: +10
2517	stiffened chain necklace of doom	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Spooky Spell Damage: +50
2518	energetic sawblade shield	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20
2519	lousy green McMillicancuddy's Special Lager	4	decent	
2520	acceptable blurry melted Jell-o shot	3	good	
2521	perfectly mixed pulsating pulsating cruelty-free wine	4	EPIC	
2522	tolerable thistle wine	4	good	
2523	blue megatofu	0		
2524	displaced fish	0		
2525	diet decent fish	1	good	
2526	bland big spinning fish casserole	5	decent	
2527	bite-sized special flavorless fish lasagna	1	decent	Effect: "The Solution", Effect Duration: 40
2528	filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif")	0		
2529	flavorless bite-sized maroon blinking gnatloaf	1	decent	
2530	delicious gnatloaf casserole	4	awesome	
2531	snack-sized adequate yellow gnat lasagna	2	good	
2532	squat pork	0		
2533	rotten maroon pork chop sandwiches	3	crappy	
2534	rotten jumbo pork casserole	5	crappy	
2535	flavorless upside-down pork lasagna	3	decent	
2536	lime green canopic jar	0		
2537	spice	0		
2538	wobbly organs	0		
2539	dangerous Ankh of Badahnkadh	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Single Equip
2540	tomb ratchet	0		
2541	Mayflower bouquet	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Softcore Only, Drops Items, Last Available: "2007-05", Item Drop (sporadic): +2.5, Meat Drop (sporadic): +5
2542	concentrated lesser grodulated violet	0		Effect: "Warm Belly", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2007-05"
2543	magnetized skewed tin magnolia	0		Effect: "Steroid Boost", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2007-05"
2544	diffused deionized energized begpwnia	0		Effect: "Almost Cool", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2007-05"
2545	enhanced upsy daisy	0		Effect: "Puzzle Fury", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2007-05"
2546	galvanized improved teal upside-down half-orchid	0		Effect: "Egged On", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2007-05"
2547	family-friendly grievous tin star	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2007-05"
2548	fireproof outrageous sombrero of the cheetah	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Initiative: +60, Familiar Effect: "1.5xLep, 1.5xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2007-05"
2549	Herculean beefcake's "Humorous" T-shirt	0		Muscle: +25, Experience (Muscle): +1, Last Available: "2007-05"
2550	Peppercorns of Power	0		
2551	skewed vial of mojo	0		
2552	reeds	0		
2553	turtle chain	0		
2554	distilled seal blood	0		
2555	high-octane olive oil	0		
2556	healthy Herculean supercool Shagadelic Disco Banjo	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Experience (Muscle): +1, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Class: "Disco Bandit"
2557	mansplainer's Sinatra's Squeezebox of the Ages	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Monster Level: +15, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 15
2558	studded grievous Chelonian Morningstar	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Damage Absorption: +80, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
2559	spinning occult Socratic Hammer of Smiting	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Class: "Seal Clubber"
2560	sizzling hardy 17-alarm Saucepan	0		Maximum HP: +50, Hot Damage: +10, Class: "Sauceror"
2561	wool clever Greek Pasta Spoon of Peril of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Maximum MP: +20, Cold Resistance: +1, Class: "Pastamancer"
2562	upside-down half-rotten brain	0		
2563	bonesaw	0		
2564	maroon plus-sized phylactery	0		
2565	mirror blinking can of Ghuol-B-Gone™	0		
2566	squat teal Azazel's unicorn	0		
2567	ghostly Azazel's lollipop	0		
2568	Azazel's tutu	0		
2569	modified quadruple-galvanized ant agonist	0		Effect: "Aspect of the Twinklefairy", Effect Duration: 12
2570	ant hoe	0		Familiar Effect: "sleaze damage, meat", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.4
2571	ant rake	0		Familiar Effect: "hot damage, meat", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.4
2572	jittery ant pitchfork	0		Familiar Effect: "stench damage, meat", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.4
2573	ant sickle	0		Familiar Effect: "spooky damage, meat", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.4
2574	ant pick	0		Familiar Effect: "cold damage, meat", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.4
2575	bronzed locust	0		
2576	shaking honey-dipped locust	0		
2577	skewed cactus quill of the empath of mayonnaise	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
2578	steel-toed Staff of the Short Order Cook of the pedagogue of mayonnaise	0		Experience: +3, Damage Reduction: 9, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
2579	stale mirror cactus fruit	3	decent	
2580	shaking blinking perfumed scorpion whip of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +5
2581	handful of sand	0		
2582	upside-down brick of sand	0		
2583	normal bite-sized centipede eggs	1	good	
2584	wonderwall shield of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20
2585	twirling greedy Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	0		Meat Drop: +20
2586	horrifying General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	0		Spooky Damage: +25
2587	grievous Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50
2588	Lo Pan's Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30
2589	rotten hot date	4	crappy	
2590	lousy distilled fortified wine	3	decent	
2591	tiny yummy tasty tart	1	awesome	
2592	jittery Knob Goblin lunchbox	0		
2593	snack-sized stale squat Knob pasty	2	decent	
2594	bad blinking thermos full of Knob coffee	3	decent	
2595	colloidal super-irradiated Ben-Gal™ Balm	0		Effect: "Proprie Tea", Effect Duration: 51
2596	pulsating blue leathery cat skin	0		
2597	yellow bouncing leathery bat skin	0		
2598	leathery rat skin	0		
2599	pulsating Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate	0		
2600	carbonated water lily	0		
2601	chilly educational Staff of the Midnight Snack of incineration	0		Experience: +1, Cold Damage: +5, Hot Spell Damage: +50
2602	tumbling nippy educational Staff of Blood and Pudding of the sweet-tooth	0		Experience: +1, Cold Damage: +10, Candy Drop: +100
2603	cyan smoldering box	0		
2604	smartaleck's Tuesday's ruby	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Variable
2605	lime green narrow palm frond	0		
2606	palm-frond fan	0		
2607	Jim Carey's palm-frond whip	0		Monster Level: +25
2608	palm-frond net	0		
2609	rosewater-soaked boxer's palm-frond capris	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Stench Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "1.5xGhuol, cap 35"
2610	extra-large palm-frond toupee of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 37"
2611	blue palm-frond cloak of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20
2612	vinyl coin purse	0		
2613	rocky raccoon	0		
2614	mojo filter	0		
2615	stale spinning savoy truffle	3	decent	
2616	Magi-Wipes	0		
2617	spinning boom	0		
2618	pulsating sharpshooter's Iiti Kitty phone charm	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Single Equip
2619	jar of swamp gas	0		Last Available: "2007-05"
2620	bland unidentified jerky	3	decent	
2621	nasty rat mask of dire peril of the bloodbag	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Maximum HP: +100, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xBarrr, cap 45"
2622	Samson's experienced ratskin belt	0		Experience: +2, Experience (Muscle): +5, Single Equip
2623	rattail whip of horror of the boozehound	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Booze Drop: +100
2624	family-friendly extremely unsafe bat hat	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xVolley, cap 45"
2625	sinister bat whip of terror	0		Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10
2626	sharpshooter's baleful bat-ass jacket	0		Spell Damage: +25, Critical Hit Percent: +10
2627	up-at-dawn brainy catskin cap	0		Mysticality: +5, Adventures: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr, cap 45"
2628	bouncing knitted catskin buckler of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Cold Resistance: +3
2629	tumbling gray zippy nasty tail o' nine cats	0		Stench Damage: +5, Initiative: +20
2630	upside-down Hugo's Weaving Manual	0		
2631	frozen quantum shaking gremlin juice	0		Effect: "Crotchety, Pining", Effect Duration: 32
2632	deionized extra-galvanized double-boiled spinning blue mother's helper	0		Effect: "Sepia Tan", Effect Duration: 40
2633	lime green pat-a-cake pendant of the pedagogue of courage	0		Experience: +3, Spooky Resistance: +3
2634	ghostly mummy wrapping	0		
2635	twirling really thick bandage	0		
2636	mummy mask of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 42"
2637	lard-coated Annie Oakley's gauze shorts	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xGhuol, cap 42"
2638	gauze hammock	0		Bonus Resting HP: +60
2639	cherry soda	0		
2640	pulsating greaves of James Dean of the blizzard	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 40"
2641	skewed educational cowboy hat of the scaredy-cat	0		Experience: +1, Monster Level: -15, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xLep, cap 41"
2642	personal trainer's wizardly Maxwell's Silver Hammer	0		Mysticality: +25, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10
2643	tumbling perfumed happiness	0		Stench Resistance: +5
2644	feather	0		
2645	feather	0		
2646	frightful feather	0		
2647	mirror fetid feather	0		
2648	fuchsia flirtatious feather	0		
2649	jittery Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Single Equip
2650	tumbling bottled pixie	0		Free Pull
2651	spinning pixie spog	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2007-06"
2652	delicious jumbo fuchsia upside-down S.T.L.T.	5	awesome	Last Available: "2007-06"
2653	bland special honey-dew	4	decent	Effect: "Human-Machine Hybrid", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2007-06"
2654	hand-crafted Xanadian	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2007-06"
2655	galvanized triple-tarnished anodized wobbly bottle of absinthe	0		Effect: "Aloysius' Antiphon of Aptitude", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2007-06"
2656	coward's sinister Drowsy Sword	0		Spell Damage: +10, Monster Level: -20
2657	small normal escargotsicle	2	good	Last Available: "2007-06"
2658	weak drinkable ghostly bottle of realpagne	2	good	Last Available: "2007-06"
2659	chaotic albatross necklace	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2007-06"
2660	diluted blurry not-a-pipe	1	good	Last Available: "2007-06"
2661	artisanal weak flask of Amontillado	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2007-06"
2662	ball mask of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 22", Last Available: "2007-06"
2663	boxer's Can-Can skirt	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "1.5xFairy, 2xPotato, cap 22", Last Available: "2007-06"
2664	flattened cold-filtered sensitive poetry journal	0		Effect: "Ichorous Intensity", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2007-06"
2665	activated pickled spinning fuchsia bottled inspiration	0		Effect: "Alchemical, Brother", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2007-06"
2666	tarnished bellhop bell	0		Effect: "Briny Blood", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2007-06"
2667	adjusted spiky collar	0		Effect: "Guts Feeling", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2007-06"
2668	mixed blinking can-can-in-a-can	1		Last Available: "2007-06"
2669	boiled wobbly patent antipsychotics	1		Last Available: "2007-06"
2670	denatured Mariner's Friend cough drops	1		Effect: "Nasty, Nasty Breath", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2007-06"
2671	drinkable shot of nepenthe schnapps	3	good	Last Available: "2025-03"
2672	mirror skewed library card	0		Last Available: "2007-06"
2673	upside-down Bohemian rhapsody	0		Last Available: "2007-06"
2674	electrified warmed spinning teal mirror bottle of cat tonic	0		Effect: "Spookypants", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2007-06"
2675	twisted handful of moss	1		
2676	twisted ghostly bit-o-cactus	1		
2677	compressed jittery protein powder	1		
2678	spectre scepter	0		
2679	activated anodized ghostly sparkler	0		Effect: "Surreally Buff", Effect Duration: 28
2680	denatured polarized upside-down lime green snake	0		Effect: "Disco Inferno", Effect Duration: 23, Wiki Name: "snake"
2681	modified deionized maroon M-242	0		Effect: "Cookie Backup", Effect Duration: 19
2682	ghostly detuned radio	0		
2683	huge pulsating Warehouse 23 crate	0		
2684	pulsating avaricious MacGyver's armgun	0		Maximum MP: +100, Meat Drop: +30
2685	yellow seashell necklace	0		
2686	olive commemorative war stein	0		
2687	stone frisbee	0		
2688	prompt wicked Da Vinci's dreadlock whip	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Spell Damage: +5, Adventures: +3
2689	curative beer-a-pult of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
2690	family-friendly nasty cast-iron legacy paddle	0		Stench Damage: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +1
2691	adequate lime green handful of nuts and berries	4	good	
2692	smelly resourceful driftwood sculpture	0		Maximum MP: +50, Stench Spell Damage: +10
2693	narrow scorching slick massive sitar	0		Moxie: +10, Hot Damage: +25
2694	upside-down jittery up-at-dawn Jeselnik's stylish stone baseball cap	0		Moxie: +25, Sleaze Damage: +25, Adventures: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, cap 48"
2695	mediocre cup of beer	3	decent	
2696	olive ovoid thing	0		
2697	pulsating duct tape	0		
2698	jittery duct tape wallet	0		
2699	energetic arcane researcher's duct tape shirt	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Maximum MP Percent: +20
2700	resourceful shellacked duct tape fedora	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Maximum MP: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xLep, cap 48"
2701	sharpshooter's duct tape sword of the boozehound	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Booze Drop: +100
2702	duct tape dockers of Leguizamo of the cheetah	0		Monster Level: +20, Initiative: +60, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol, cap 48"
2703	duct tape buckler of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25
2704	spinning shrinking powder	0		
2705	auspicious asbestos-lined manspreader's blackberry slippers	0		Monster Level: +10, Hot Resistance: +5, Item Drop: +10, Single Equip
2706	asbestos-lined flame-retardant blackberry moccasins of temperance	0		Hot Resistance: 6, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Single Equip
2707	twirling double-paned knitted baleful blackberry combat boots	0		Spell Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: 8, Single Equip
2708	frozen huge yellow funky dried mushroom	0		Effect: "Dancing Prowess", Effect Duration: 20
2709	exotic parrot egg	0		
2710	gray tumbling cracker	0		Familiar Weight: +15
2711	deionized facepaint	0		Effect: "Hare-o-dynamic", Effect Duration: 17
2712	tarnished jittery sheepskin diploma	0		Effect: "Dragged Through the Coals", Effect Duration: 55
2713	wet chilled Black Body™ spray	0		Effect: "Cockroach Scurry", Effect Duration: 35
2714	floorboard cruft	0		
2715	sausage bomb	0		
2716	greasy flame-wreathed supercharged battered hubcap	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
2717	chilly energetic Samson's hood ornament	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Cold Damage: +5
2718	spare kidney	0		
2719	groovy wizardly hand-carved bokken of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Mysticality: +25, Moxie Percent: +10
2720	blinking greedy Newton's hand-carved bow of doom	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Meat Drop: +20
2721	yellow deadly educational savvy hand-carved staff	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Experience: +1, Weapon Damage: +5
2722	energetic medical-grade strapping Staff of the Greasefire of temperance	0		Muscle: +5, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +5, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
2723	dangerous boxer's Staff of the Grand Flambé of the cheetah	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Weapon Damage: +10, Initiative: +60
2724	tasty bowl of rye sprouts	3	awesome	
2725	miniature rotten cob of corn	2	crappy	
2726	stale juniper berries	4	decent	
2727	spoiled tiny bouncing plum	1	crappy	
2728	bland pear	3	decent	
2729	bland huge peach	3	decent	
2730	watered-down artisanal plum wine	2	EPIC	
2731	hand-crafted irresponsibly strong jittery shot of pear schnapps	8	EPIC	
2732	strong drinkable shot of peach schnapps	5	good	
2733	stale special bunch of square grapes	3	decent	Effect: "Shoesauce", Effect Duration: 25
2734	jumbo adequate twirling fuchsia brown sugar cane	5	good	
2735	decent sandwich of the gods	3	good	
2736	delicious upside-down Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster	4	awesome	
2737	diluted narrow leopard-print barbell	1	decent	
2738	pile of smoking rags	0		
2739	chilled wet panty raider camouflage	0		Effect: "Egg-headedness", Effect Duration: 11
2740	skewed veiny healthy Socratic Staff of the Walk-In Freezer	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Maximum HP: +10
2741	watered-down acceptable squat boilermaker	2	good	
2742	rotten steel lasagna	3	quest	
2743	smooth steel margarita	4	quest	
2744	dehydrated steel-scented air freshener	1		
2745	oxidized twirling gremlin mutagen	0		Effect: "Wintergreen Warmongery", Effect Duration: 69
2746	double-unsweetened extra-potent gremlin mutagen	0		Effect: "Disco Nirvana", Effect Duration: 36
2747	red chunk of depleted Grimacite	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2748	furniture dolly of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
2749	fuchsia steel-toed groovy wizardly Staff of the Grease Trap	0		Mysticality: +25, Moxie Percent: +10, Damage Reduction: 9
2750	rosewater-soaked occult Uranium Omega of Temperance	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Stench Resistance: +3, Single Equip
2751	shaking mirror Lead Zeta of Chastity of mayonnaise of the businessman	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Meat Drop: +50, Single Equip
2752	electrified shellacked Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	0		Damage Reduction: 7, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip
2753	zippy boxer's Zinc Delta of Tranquility	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Initiative: +20, Single Equip
2754	pulsating foul-smelling shellacked Nickel Gamma of Frugality	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Stench Damage: +10, Single Equip
2755	jittery olive experienced Iron Beta of Industry of James Dean	0		Experience: +2, Experience (Moxie): +3, Single Equip
2756	dance instructor's slick Copper Alpha of Sincerity	0		Moxie: +10, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Single Equip
2757	wobbly upside-down frosty razor-sharp Red Balloon of Valor	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
2758	Temple Grandin's mansplainer's Purple Horseshoe of Honor	0		Monster Level: +15, Familiar Weight: +7, Single Equip
2759	squat therapeutic strapping Blue Diamond of Honesty	0		Muscle: +5, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip
2760	mirror mansplainer's beefcake's Green Clover of Justice	0		Muscle: +25, Monster Level: +15, Single Equip
2761	ruddy dance instructor's Yellow Moon of Compassion	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Single Equip
2762	bouncing blinking horrifying beefy Orange Star of Sacrifice	0		Muscle: +10, Spooky Damage: +25, Single Equip
2763	Pink Heart of Spirit of dire peril of the boozehound	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Booze Drop: +100, Single Equip
2764	executive wizardly Order of the Silver Wossname of mayonnaise	0		Mysticality: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Meat Drop: +40, Single Equip
2765	purple Harold's bell	0		
2766	bowling ball	0		
2767	adequate bouncing Crimbo pie	4	good	
2768	jumbo moldy special pear tart	5	crappy	Effect: "Some Cheese with Your Wine", Effect Duration: 35
2769	small adequate fancy peach pie	2	good	Effect: "Sourpuss", Effect Duration: 10
2770	aerosolized wobbly chunk of rock salt	0		Effect: "Strawberry Alarm", Effect Duration: 40
2771	moist corrupted cold-filtered handful of pine needles	0		Effect: "Slimy Hands", Effect Duration: 34
2772	steamy ruby	0		
2773	ghostly glacial sapphire	0		
2774	unearthly onyx	0		
2775	tumbling effluvious emerald	0		
2776	tawdry amethyst	0		
2777	jittery dog trainer's smartaleck's filigreed hamethyst earring	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Experience (familiar): +1
2778	pulsating careful filigreed hamethyst necklace of Tarzan of dire peril	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Weapon Damage: +20, Monster Level: -10, Single Equip
2779	auspicious scorching supercharged filigreed hamethyst ring	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Hot Damage: +25, Item Drop: +10, Single Equip
2780	nasty MacGyver's boxer's baconstone earring	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Maximum MP: +100, Stench Damage: +5, Single Equip
2781	wobbly stanky boxer's baconstone necklace	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
2782	mirror Van der Graaf hale padded baconstone ring	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Maximum HP: +20, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip
2783	skewed forbidden wicked pulled porquoise earring	0		Spell Damage: +5, Spell Damage Percent: +50
2784	healthy personal trainer's pulled porquoise pendant	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Single Equip
2785	executive manspreader's curative pulled porquoise ring	0		Monster Level: +10, Meat Drop: +40, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip
2786	zippy Earring of Fire of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Initiative: +20, Single Equip
2787	huge gray auspicious aromatic Pendant of Fire	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Item Drop: +10, Single Equip
2788	blinking smelly deadly Ring of Fire	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
2789	experienced Ice-Cold Beerring of Tarzan	0		Experience: +2, Experience (Muscle): +3, Single Equip
2790	blurry deadly Da Vinci's Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Weapon Damage: +5, Single Equip
2791	prompt electrified Ice-Cold Beer Ring	0		Adventures: +3, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip
2792	blurry horrifying chilly Unspeakable Earring	0		Cold Damage: +5, Spooky Damage: +25, Single Equip
2793	spinning Sherlock's Fonzie's Choker of the Ultragoth	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Item Drop: +25, Single Equip
2794	upside-down squat The Ring of the brazier of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: 75, Single Equip
2795	yellow auspicious frightening Nose Ring of Putrescence	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Item Drop: +10, Single Equip
2796	yellow family-friendly manspreader's Putrid Pendant	0		Monster Level: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Single Equip
2797	Ring of the Sewer Snake of the brute of mayonnaise	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
2798	inspector's Mudflap-Girl Earring of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Item Drop: +15, Single Equip
2799	tumbling cyan dance instructor's Mudflap-Girl Necklace of the storm	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Single Equip
2800	fuchsia prompt Mudflap-Girl Ring of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Adventures: +3, Single Equip
2801	vial of Gnomochloric acid	0		
2802	flask of Gnomochloric acid	0		
2803	jug of Gnomochloric acid	0		
2804	altered ionized vial of hamethyst juice	0		Effect: "Bat Attitude", Effect Duration: 23
2805	diffused vial of baconstone juice	0		Effect: "Crotchety, Pining", Effect Duration: 11
2806	boiled purple vial of porquoise juice	0		Effect: "Think Win-Lose", Effect Duration: 19
2807	dry polarized flask of hamethyst juice	0		Effect: "Marinated", Effect Duration: 28
2808	irradiated dry wobbly flask of baconstone juice	0		Effect: "Eggs-tra Sensory Perception", Effect Duration: 46
2809	diffused flask of porquoise juice	0		Effect: "meat.enh", Effect Duration: 45
2810	galvanized dry jug of hamethyst juice	0		Effect: "Pasty", Effect Duration: 24
2811	concentrated polymerized spinning red jug of baconstone juice	0		Effect: "Uncaged Power", Effect Duration: 18
2812	nitrogenated colloidal concentrated jug of porquoise juice	0		Effect: "Violent Night", Effect Duration: 47
2813	coward's fortified Beret	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Monster Level: -20, Four Songs, Brimstone, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep"
2814	narrow huge dog trainer's brawny Bludgeon of Gandalf	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Experience (familiar): +1, Brimstone
2815	lard-coated supercharged Bunker of the early riser	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Adventures: +7, Brimstone
2816	Herculean weightlifter's Boxers of the dark arts	0		Muscle: +15, Experience (Muscle): +1, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Brimstone, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep"
2817	cyan Sherlock's toasty Tesla Brooch	0		Hot Damage: +5, Item Drop: +25, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Brimstone
2818	jittery foul-smelling hale Sinatra's Bracelet	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Maximum HP: +20, Stench Damage: +10, Single Equip, Brimstone
2819	twirling lard-coated wholesome Grimacite gasmask	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, 1.5xFairy, cap 37", Last Available: "2008-11"
2820	up-at-dawn smartaleck's Grimacite gat	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2008-11"
2821	squat asbestos-lined brainy Grimacite gaiters	0		Mysticality: +5, Hot Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, 2xGhoul, cap 37", Last Available: "2008-11"
2822	upside-down Van der Graaf beefcake's Grimacite gauntlets	0		Muscle: +25, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2008-11"
2823	miser's Grimacite go-go boots of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Meat Drop: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2008-11"
2824	squat wicked slick Grimacite girdle	0		Moxie: +10, Spell Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2008-11"
2825	blinking fireproof Grimacite gown	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2008-11"
2826	pulsating upside-down hardy padded extremely unsafe Staff of the Kitchen Floor	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Damage Absorption: +20, Maximum HP: +50
2827	green anniversary gift box	0		
2828	cyan twirling loaded dice	0		
2829	olive really dense meat stack	0		
2830	digital key lime	0		
2831	star key lime	0		
2832	bland digital key lime pie	3	decent	
2833	moldy immense star key lime pie	8	crappy	
2834	aromatic stiffened deadly bottle-rocket crossbow	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Damage Reduction: 1, Stench Resistance: +1, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire red bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire blue bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire orange bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire purple bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire black bottle-rocket", Last Available: "2007-07"
2835	bouncing smelly indie comic hipster glasses	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2"
2836	wizard action figure	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
2837	mint-condition magic wand	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2838	forbidden arcane researcher's glowstick	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2007-08", Raveosity: +1
2839	ghostly frosty Periodical Paintbrush	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Softcore Only
2840	drinkable bottle of cooking sherry	3	good	
2841	spoiled huge packet of ketchup	3	crappy	
2842	bad boozy purple accidental cider	5	decent	
2843	thick stale dire fudgesicle	5	decent	
2844	narrow veiny extremely unsafe supercool navel ring of navel gazing of the pedagogue	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Experience: +3, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Maximum HP: +10, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2007-09", Item Drop (sporadic): 4.25, Meat Drop (sporadic): 4.25
2845	jittery class five ecto-larva	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
2846	plastic bib	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2847	double-paned Dallas Dynasty Falcon Crest shield	0		Cold Resistance: +5
2848	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	0		
2849	jittery shrunken navigator head	0		
2850	watered-down lousy ghostly moonberry wine cooler	2	decent	
2851	huge delicious fine aged cheddarwurst	9	awesome	
2852	branch from the Great Tree	0		
2853	squat Phil Bunion's axe	0		
2854	yellow bouquet of swamp roses	0		
2855	pulsating dog trainer's huge mosquito proboscis of the brazier	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Hot Spell Damage: +25
2856	nitrogenated double-aerosolized swamp lolly	0		Effect: "Virgo Rising", Effect Duration: 46
2857	quantum shaking seegar butt	0		Effect: "Stimulated Brain", Effect Duration: 20
2858	pulsating fuchsia bottled swamp gas	0		
2859	family-friendly veiny witch wart	0		Maximum HP: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +1
2860	normal swamp muck	4	good	
2861	flame-retardant scandalous coward's leechknife	0		Monster Level: -20, Sleaze Damage: +5, Hot Resistance: +1
2862	decomposed boot	0		
2863	liquefied maroon dribbly candle	0		Effect: "Rave Nirvana", Effect Duration: 45
2864	squat stolen meatpouch	0		
2865	hardy beaver spear of the sweet-tooth	0		Maximum HP: +50, Candy Drop: +100
2866	beefy shamanic beads of the wise owl	0		Muscle: +10, Mysticality: +20
2867	perfumed banded dilapidated wizard hat	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Stench Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "cap 31"
2868	cold-filtered mirror pirate pamphlet	0		Effect: "Puzzle Fury", Effect Duration: 26
2869	vacuum-sealed vacuum-sealed tumbling pirate brochure	0		Effect: "Motion", Effect Duration: 53
2870	vacuum-sealed enhanced pirate tract	0		Effect: "Aloofah", Effect Duration: 45
2871	burnt flower	0		
2872	Lo Pan's dance instructor's plastic Naughty Sorceress	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Spell Critical Percent: +30
2873	vibrating plastic Ed the Undying of Gandalf	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +20
2874	shaking manspreader's medical-grade plastic Lord Spookyraven	0		Monster Level: +10, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
2875	brainy plastic Dr. Awkward	0		Mysticality: +5
2876	twirling slick plastic protector spectre	0		Moxie: +10
2877	jittery rosewater-soaked plastic Baron von Ratsworth	0		Stench Resistance: +3
2878	aromatic plastic Boss Bat	0		Stench Resistance: +1
2879	coward's plastic Knob Goblin King	0		Monster Level: -20
2880	blurry plastic Bonerdagon of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5
2881	lard-coated plastic The Man	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
2882	shaking plastic The Big Wisniewski of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25
2883	wobbly spinning Samson's plastic Felonia	0		Experience (Muscle): +5
2884	sinister plastic Beelzebozo	0		Spell Damage: +10
2885	skewed friendly plastic conservationist hippy	0		Familiar Weight: +3
2886	skewed frosty plastic 7-foot dwarf	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10
2887	plastic angry bugbear of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15
2888	bouncing personal trainer's plastic anime smiley	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10
2889	quilted plastic apathetic lizardman	0		Damage Absorption: +40
2890	wobbly wobbly plastic astronomer of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30
2891	thinker's plastic beanbat	0		Mysticality: +10
2892	gray sage plastic blooper	0		Mysticality Percent: +10
2893	jittery friendly plastic brainsweeper	0		Familiar Weight: +3
2894	squat wobbly padded plastic briefcase bat	0		Damage Absorption: +20
2895	wobbly chilly plastic demoninja	0		Cold Damage: +5
2896	Sherlock's plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker	0		Item Drop: +25
2897	pulsating razor-sharp plastic drunk goat	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25
2898	beefcake's plastic fiendish can of asparagus	0		Muscle: +25
2899	olive huge hardy plastic Gnollish crossdresser	0		Maximum HP: +50
2900	resourceful plastic handsome mariachi	0		Maximum MP: +50
2901	chilly plastic Knob Goblin bean counter	0		Cold Damage: +5
2902	plastic Knob Goblin harem girl of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20
2903	huge narrow energetic plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20
2904	deadly plastic Knott Yeti	0		Weapon Damage: +5
2905	plastic lemon-in-the-box of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60
2906	wobbly plastic lobsterfrogman of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25
2907	plastic ninja snowman of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2908	smartaleck's plastic Orcish Frat Boy	0		Moxie Percent: +30
2909	perfumed plastic G Imp	0		Stench Resistance: +5
2910	Herculean plastic goth	0		Experience (Muscle): +1
2911	Newton's plastic cubist bull	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3
2912	jittery purple plastic scary clown of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15
2913	skewed hardened plastic smarmy pirate	0		Damage Reduction: 3
2914	deadly plastic spiny skelelton	0		Weapon Damage: +5
2915	gravedigger's plastic Spam Witch	0		Spooky Damage: +10
2916	jittery lion tamer's plastic vampire	0		Experience (familiar): +2
2917	twirling plastic taco cat of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50
2918	knitted plastic undead elbow macaroni	0		Cold Resistance: +3
2919	MacGyver's plastic warwelf	0		Maximum MP: +100
2920	dog trainer's plastic whitesnake	0		Experience (familiar): +1
2921	sinister plastic XXX pr0n	0		Spell Damage: +10
2922	pulsating stiffened plastic zmobie	0		Damage Reduction: 1
2923	ribald plastic Protagonist	0		Sleaze Damage: +10
2924	chaotic plastic Spunky Princess	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10
2925	sizzling plastic topiary golem	0		Hot Damage: +10
2926	chilly plastic senile lihc	0		Cold Damage: +5
2927	cool plastic Iiti Kitty	0		Moxie: +5
2928	double-paned plastic Gnomester Blomester	0		Cold Resistance: +5
2929	extremely unsafe plastic Trouser Snake	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100
2930	Da Vinci's plastic Axe Wound	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5
2931	narrow Samson's plastic Hellion	0		Experience (Muscle): +5
2932	jittery supercharged plastic Black Knight	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30
2933	Rosewater's plastic pair of tweezers	0		Mysticality Percent: +30
2934	lime green inspector's plastic fruit golem	0		Item Drop: +15
2935	mirror Annie Oakley's plastic fluffy bunny	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20
2936	castagnets	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2937	siesta-ing Casagnova gnome	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2008-10"
2938	spinning Jacob's ladder	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2939	unemployed hunchbacked minion	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2008-10"
2940	flavorless super-sized blurry Surprise Egg	5	decent	
2941	vacuum-sealed bouncing Steal This Candy	0		Effect: "Violent Night", Effect Duration: 18
2942	oxidized ghostly upside-down chocolate filthy lucre	0		Effect: "Witch Breaded", Effect Duration: 44
2943	super-altered fuchsia ghostly Angry Farmer's Wife Candy	0		Effect: "Fruited", Effect Duration: 50
2945	party hat of dire peril of chilblains	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Cold Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "4xLep, cap 7"
2946	inspector's asbestos-lined V for Vivala mask	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Item Drop: +15, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Combat Item Damage Percent: 50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Creepy Grin", Last Available: "2007-11"
2947	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	0		
2948	mediocre fancy tumbling shot of rotgut	3	decent	Effect: "Jelly Combed", Effect Duration: 25
2949	irradiated frozen jar of "Creole Lady" marrrmalade	0		Effect: "Go Get 'Em, Tiger!", Effect Duration: 38
2950	Cap'm Caronch's Map	0		
2951	squat green Orcish Frat House blueprints	0		
2952	skewed rosewater-soaked reassuring glowstick	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2007-11", Raveosity: +1
2953	charrrm bracelet	0		
2954	shellacked tip jar	0		Damage Reduction: 7
2955	half-sized adequate yam candy	2	good	
2956	huge cocktail napkin	0		
2957	rum barrel charrrm	0		
2958	rotten huge tube of cranberry Go-Goo	8	crappy	
2959	skewed tumbling rum barrel charrrm bracelet of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2960	jumbo rotten shaking single-serving herbal stuffing	5	crappy	
2961	thick normal tumbling packet of tofurkey gravy	5	good	
2962	stale huge tofurkey nugget	4	decent	
2963	mirror rigging shampoo	0		
2964	ball polish	0		
2965	gray mizzenmast mop	0		
2966	gray blinking skewed tumbling Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste	0		
2967	flattened flattened Swabbie™ swab	0		Effect: "Boletus Swoletus", Effect Duration: 23
2968	liquefied lime green Oil of Parrrlay	0		Effect: "Hennaliciousness", Effect Duration: 64
2969	adequate snack-sized wobbly creamsicle	2	good	
2970	lousy cream stout	4	decent	
2971	medical-grade smooth curmudgel	0		Moxie: +15, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
2972	grumpy man charrrm	0		
2973	grumpy man charrrm bracelet of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Single Equip
2974	tarrrnish charrrm	0		
2975	maroon Oprah's tarrrnished charrrm bracelet of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Single Equip
2976	watered-down hand-crafted bilge wine	2	EPIC	
2977	lion tamer's witty rapier	0		Experience (familiar): +2
2978	narrow hale yohohoyo of Leguizamo	0		Maximum HP: +20, Monster Level: +20
2979	super-warmed moist fish-liver oil	0		Effect: "Muddled", Effect Duration: 68
2980	booty chest charrrm	0		
2981	Herculean booty chest charrrm bracelet	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Single Equip
2982	cannonball charrrm	0		
2983	huge cannonball charrrm bracelet	0		Single Equip, Sporadic Thorns: 0.25
2984	upside-down copper ha'penny charrrm	0		
2985	copper ha'penny charrrm bracelet	0		Item Drop: +5
2986	blurry tongue charrrm	0		
2987	red manspreader's tongue charrrm bracelet of horror	0		Monster Level: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
2988	bit of clingfilm	0		
2989	wicked clingfilm trousers	0		Spell Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xPotato, cap 37"
2990	blinking studded experienced clingfilm cap	0		Experience: +2, Damage Absorption: +80, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, cap 37"
2991	green chaotic clingfilm slippers	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Single Equip
2992	clingfilm tangle	0		
2993	enchanted snack-sized normal vinegar-soaked lemon slice	2	good	Effect: "Gummiheart", Effect Duration: 5
2994	enhanced vacuum-sealed true grit	0		Effect: "Feroci Tea", Effect Duration: 11
2995	upside-down wizardly buoybottoms of the ox of mayonnaise	0		Muscle: +20, Mysticality: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xLep, cap 37"
2996	tumbling energetic grungy flannel shirt	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20
2997	inspector's grungy bandana of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: +15, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 0.5xPotato, cap 37"
2998	blinking spinning coward's grassy cutlass	0		Monster Level: -20
2999	Cap'm Caronch's nasty booty	0		
3000	Cap'm Caronch's dentures	0		
3001	wobbly stanky pegleg	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
3002	skewed asbestos-lined lamé pants	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, 1xLep, cap 25"
3003	blurry Newton's enormous hoop earring	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3
3004	knitted Oprah's costume sword	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Cold Resistance: +3
3005	upside-down rainbow pearl	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3006	fireproof clever rainbow pearl earring	0		Maximum MP: +20, Hot Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2007-12"
3007	spinning electrified rainbow pearl necklace of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2007-12"
3008	pulsating rainbow pearl ring of the sewer of bravery	0		Stench Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2007-12"
3009	lightning-fast supercharged Idol of Ak'gyxoth	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Initiative: +40
3010	stanky thinker's Emblem of Ak'gyxoth	0		Mysticality: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +25
3011	sinister altar fragment	0		
3012	shimmering rainbow sand	0		
3013	simple key	0		
3014	ornate key	0		
3015	spinning pulsating gilded key	0		
3016	foot locker	0		
3017	bouncing ornate chest	0		
3018	mirror gilded chest	0		
3019	all-purpose cleaner	0		
3020	handful of sawdust	0		
3021	blurry stone triangle	0		
3022	tumbling medium stone triangle	0		
3023	small stone triangle	0		
3024	stone pyramid	0		
3025	bad corpse on the beach	4	decent	
3026	bad corpsetini	3	decent	
3027	lousy corpsedriver	3	decent	
3028	delicious narrow Corpse Island iced tea	3	awesome	
3029	weak bad red-headed corpse	2	decent	
3030	practically non-alcoholic artisanal kamicorpse-ee	1	super EPIC	
3031	tolerable green corpsel	4	good	
3032	watered-down fancy artisanal jittery corpsebite	2	EPIC	Effect: "Wet Rub", Effect Duration: 30
3033	blinking flame-retardant pirate fledges	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Look like a Pirate
3034	narrow tumbling piece of thirteen	0		
3035	miniature spoiled pearl onion	2	crappy	
3036	adequate big sea biscuit	5	good	
3037	perfectly mixed high-proof bottle of rum	9	EPIC	
3038	practically non-alcoholic lousy blinking tumbling bottle of black-label rum	1	decent	
3039	narrow cannonball	0		
3040	voodoo skull	0		
3041	twirling joke scroll	0		
3042	shaking Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E.	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
3043	metallic foil bow	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
3044	cyan spinning metallic foil radar dish	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Equips On: "Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E.", Last Available: "2011-12"
3045	moldy nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear	4	crappy	Last Available: "2007-12"
3046	special adequate big nanite-infested candy cane	5	good	Effect: "Bolts about Candy", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2020-09"
3047	rotten bite-sized fancy nanite-infested fruitcake	1	crappy	Effect: "Dreadful Fear", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2007-12"
3048	perfectly mixed practically non-alcoholic mirror nanite-infested eggnog	1	super EPIC	Last Available: "2007-12"
3049	spinning fuchsia El Vibrato power sphere	0		
3050	medical-grade eyepatch	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xBarrr"
3051	blurry sinister cutlass	0		Spell Damage: +10
3052	breeches of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xPotato"
3053	mood ring	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
3054	wet irradiated wobbly candy heart	0		Effect: "familiar.enq", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2007-02"
3055	warmed altered cymbal syrup	0		Free Pull, Effect: "Newt Gets In Your Eyes", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2007-02"
3056	padded metallic foil cat ears	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Alters Page Text, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 7", Last Available: "2007-02"
3057	nanofiber cloth	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3058	iGoogly	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3059	ghostly theoretical string	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3060	synthetic stuffing	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3061	toy hoverpad	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3062	LED block	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3063	spinning gyroscope	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
3064	olive dangerous cyborg doll	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Last Available: "2007-12"
3065	shaking buckyball	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
3066	Herculean toy maglev monorail	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2007-12"
3067	dollhive	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3068	toy deathbot	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3069	shaking laser cannon	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3070	ghostly plexifoam chin strap	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3071	silicon-infused gluteal shield	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3072	carbonite visor	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3073	set of Unobtainium straps	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3074	huge olive polymorphic fastening apparatus	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3075	General Assembly Module	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3076	shaking laser targeting chip	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3077	hi-density nylocite leg armor	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3078	purple kevlateflocite helmet	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3079	Bulky Buddy Box	0		Last Available: "2007-12", Wiki Name: "Bulky Buddy Box (hatchling)"
3080	skewed teddy borg	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3081	lard-coated marionette collective	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2007-12"
3082	monomolecular yo-yo	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
3083	gray blob	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3084	greasy borg sock monkey	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2007-12"
3085	family-friendly Lo Pan's roboduck-on-a-string	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2007-12"
3086	mylar scout drone	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3087	teddy borg sewing kit	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3088	dog trainer's Lo Pan's biomechanical crimborg helmet	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Experience (familiar): +1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 37", Last Available: "2007-12"
3089	blurry upside-down sinister C.B.F.G. of the detective	0		Spell Damage: +10, Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2007-12"
3090	Rosewater's biomechanical crimborg leg armor of vim and vigor	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1.5xGhuol, cap 37", Last Available: "2007-12"
3091	non-boiled vitachoconutriment capsule	0		Effect: "It Didn't Kill You", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2007-12"
3092	arcane researcher's handmade hobby horse	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Last Available: "2007-12"
3093	ball-in-a-cup of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Last Available: "2007-12"
3094	fuchsia mirror set of jacks	0		Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2007-12"
3095	toothsome bite-sized laser-broiled pear	1	awesome	Last Available: "2007-12"
3096	spinning wobbly auspicious lion tamer's polyalloy shield	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2007-12"
3097	fish scaler	0		Last Available: "2007-12", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.33
3098	gray killing feather	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3099	ring	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3100	twirling mirror robotronic egg	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3101	rogue swarmer	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3102	sawblade fragment	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3103	wobbly unstable laser battery	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3104	skewed smartaleck's vibrating cyborg knife of the blizzard	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2007-12"
3105	stiffened immense cyborg hand of courage	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2007-12"
3106	flame-retardant groovy cyborg stompin' boot of the sweet-tooth	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Hot Resistance: +1, Candy Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2007-12"
3107	deactivated RoboGoose	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3108	overclocked avian microprocessor	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2007-12"
3109	blinking Miniborg stomper	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3110	Miniborg strangler	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3111	Miniborg laser	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3112	Miniborg beeper	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3113	Miniborg hiveminder	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3114	Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3115	old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3116	huge Hodgman	0		
3117	Libram of Divine Favors	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12", Skill: "Summon Party Favor"
3118	shaking maroon jittery divine noisemaker	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3119	blinking blinking divine can of silly string	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3120	twirling divine blowout	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3121	tumbling divine champagne popper	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3122	divine cracker	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3123	blinking divine champagne flute	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3124	dry polymerized frozen lime green fruitfilm	0		Effect: "Blessing of Squirtlcthulli", Effect Duration: 59
3125	polarized piece of after eight	0		Effect: "Bricked-In", Effect Duration: 57
3126	hobo nickel	0		
3127	sandcastle	0		
3128	marshmallow	0		
3129	small flavorless roasted marshmallow	2	decent	
3130	disc	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3131	bland wobbly tin cup of mulligan stew	3	decent	
3132	bouncing upside-down flamin' bindle of temperance of the boozehound	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Booze Drop: +100
3133	blue shaking wobbly wool cool freezin' bindle	0		Moxie: +5, Cold Resistance: +1
3134	curative stinkin' bindle of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
3135	ghostly bindle of Gandalf of Flo-Jo	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Initiative: +100
3136	perfumed Temple Grandin's sleazy bindle	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Stench Resistance: +5
3137	jittery 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15
3138	shaking fuchsia arcane researcher's Hodgman's whackin' stick	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10
3139	Hodgman's imaginary hamster of the blizzard of incineration	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +50
3140	soft shoes	0		Single Equip
3141	shaking panhandle panhandling hat of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
3142	jittery tumbling steel-toed cup of infinite pencils	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Damage Aura: 1
3143	miser's deadly Hodgman's disgusting technicolor overcoat	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +10
3144	purple a torn paper strip	0		
3145	El Vibrato translator	0		
3146	El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)"
3147	ghostly El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)"
3148	jittery El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)"
3149	El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)"
3150	mirror El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)"
3151	El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)"
3152	El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)"
3153	bouncing El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)"
3154	El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)"
3155	El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)"
3156	spinning El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes)"
3157	El Vibrato drone	0		
3158	sparking El Vibrato drone	0		
3159	ionized warm El Vibrato drone	0		Effect: "Rotten Memories", Effect Duration: 42
3160	moist quadruple-diffused humming El Vibrato drone	0		Effect: "Conspiratory Eyes", Effect Duration: 14
3161	electrified pickled upside-down El Vibrato drone	0		Effect: "Oily Flavor", Effect Duration: 30
3162	El Vibrato helmet	0		Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato, 1xFairy"
3163	El Vibrato energy spear	0		
3164	El Vibrato leg guards	0		Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xGhuol"
3165	broken El Vibrato drone	0		
3166	shaking blurry repaired El Vibrato drone	0		
3167	wobbly augmented El Vibrato drone	0		
3168	galvanized ghostly shaking squat seal eyeball	0		Effect: "Cockroach Scurry", Effect Duration: 13
3169	stale twirling turtle soup	4	decent	Effect: "[598]A Little Bit Evil"
3170	evil noodles	0		
3171	nauseating reagent	0		
3172	wholesome evil paper umbrella	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10
3173	corrupted Vulcanized evil vihuela	0		Effect: "Ghost Finger", Effect Duration: 52
3174	snack-sized moldy evil boring spaghetti	2	crappy	
3175	spoiled maroon evil noodles	3	crappy	
3176	flavorless evil noodles	4	decent	
3177	flavorless half-sized evil painful penne pasta	2	decent	
3178	adequate snack-sized 3vi1 pr0n m4nic0tti	2	good	
3179	yummy mirror evil ravioli della hippy	4	awesome	
3180	moldy evil noodles	3	crappy	
3181	diffused activated modified olive evil potion of potency	0		Effect: "Disdain of She-Who-Was", Effect Duration: 29
3182	chilled maroon tumbling evil libation of liveliness	0		Effect: "Wax On Your Shoes", Effect Duration: 19
3183	Vulcanized narrow purple evil tomato juice of powerful power	0		Effect: "Phairly Balanced", Effect Duration: 11
3184	pressed alkaline huge evil eyedrops of the ermine	0		Effect: "meat.enh", Effect Duration: 31
3185	moist cyan evil ointment of the occult	0		Effect: "Stenchtastic", Effect Duration: 35
3186	triple-moist magnetized spinning blurry evil serum of sarcasm	0		Effect: "L'instinct Félin", Effect Duration: 46
3187	ionized triple-ionized evil philter of phorce	0		Effect: "Slightly Cursed, Mostly Lucky", Effect Duration: 42
3188	lousy spirit-forward an evil sump'm sump'm	5	decent	
3189	hand-crafted evil ducha de oro	3	EPIC	
3190	perfectly mixed extra-dry fancy evil horizontal tango	5	EPIC	Effect: "Carrion' On", Effect Duration: 50
3191	extra-dry drinkable evil roll in the hay	5	good	
3192	naughty origami kit	0		Last Available: "2008-02"
3193	naughty fortune teller	0		Softcore Only, Last Available: "2008-02"
3194	origami "gentlemen's" magazine	0		Softcore Only, Last Available: "2008-02"
3195	naughty paper shuriken	0		Last Available: "2008-02"
3196	purple thinker's origami pasties	0		Mysticality: +10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2008-02"
3197	censurious dog trainer's careful origami riding crop	0		Monster Level: -10, Experience (familiar): +1, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2008-02"
3198	olive El Vibrato trapezoid	0		
3199	narrow lump of coal	0		
3200	lump of diamond	0		
3201	thick padded envelope	0		
3202	aromatic rock-hard KoL Con IV Pole of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Damage Reduction: 5, Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2007-09"
3203	dwarvish magazine	0		
3204	dwarvish war helmet	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 41"
3205	dwarvish war mattock	0		
3206	upside-down dwarvish war kilt	0		Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 41"
3207	fuchsia dwarvish punchcard	0		
3208	shaking small laminated card	0		
3209	laminated card	0		
3210	notbig laminated card	0		
3211	unlarge laminated card	0		
3212	mirror pulsating dwarvish document	0		
3213	dwarvish paper	0		
3214	dwarvish parchment	0		
3215	overcharged El Vibrato power sphere	0		
3216	ghostly maroon Fly-By-Knight Heraldry form	0		Free Pull
3217	squat El Vibrato Megadrone	0		
3218	horrifying glowstick of the glutton	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2008-02", Raveosity: +1
3219	sane hatrack	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
3220	bouncing hobo code binder	0		Free Pull
3221	blinking gator skin	0		
3222	dangerous gatorskin umbrella of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: 30
3223	sewer nuggets	0		
3224	narrow sewer wad	0		
3225	tolerable olive bottle of sewage schnapps	4	good	
3226	acceptable mirror bottle of Ooze-O	3	good	
3227	snack-sized adequate C.H.U.M. chum	2	good	
3228	tasty thick green unfortunate dumplings	5	awesome	
3229	skewed decaying goldfish liver	0		
3230	double-boiled oil of oiliness	0		Effect: "Bolts about Candy", Effect Duration: 28
3231	blue stylish tattered paper crown	0		Moxie: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xSombrero, cap 15"
3232	fancy flavorless ghostly vanilla-frosted king cake	3	decent	Effect: "L'instinct Félin", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2008-03"
3233	inflatable duck	0		
3234	water wings	0		Wiki Name: "water wings"
3235	noodle	0		
3236	Kissin' Cousins	0		Skill: "Awesome Balls of Fire"
3237	bouncing Tales from the Fireside	0		Skill: "Conjure Relaxing Campfire"
3238	Blizzards I Have Died In	0		Skill: "Snowclone"
3239	Maxing, Relaxing	0		Skill: "Maximum Chill"
3240	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	0		Skill: "Eggsplosion"
3241	huge huge Travels with Jerry	0		Skill: "Mudbath"
3242	wobbly twirling twirling Let Me Be!	0		Skill: "Raise Backup Dancer"
3243	upside-down Asleep in the Cemetery	0		Skill: "Creepy Lullaby"
3244	Summer Nights	0		Skill: "Grease Lightning"
3245	Sensual Massage for Creeps	0		Skill: "Inappropriate Backrub"
3246	prompt Ol' Scratch's ol' britches of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Adventures: +3, Class: "Sauceror", Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xPotato"
3247	mirror Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat of wisdom of James Dean	0		Mysticality: +15, Experience (Moxie): +3, Class: "Sauceror", Familiar Effect: "hot atk"
3248	Van der Graaf resourceful hardy Ol' Scratch's ash can	0		Maximum HP: +50, Maximum MP: +50, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Class: "Sauceror"
3249	horrifying pink plastic baby	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2008-03"
3250	sausage	0		
3251	blurry knitted scandalous Frosty's silk hat	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Cold Resistance: +3, Class: "Seal Clubber", Familiar Effect: "cold atk"
3252	Temple Grandin's Frosty's carrot of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Familiar Weight: +7, Class: "Seal Clubber", Single Equip
3253	Jeselnik's nippy Frosty's nailbat of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Cold Damage: +10, Sleaze Damage: +25, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3254	weightlifter's Oscus's pelt of the businessman	0		Muscle: +15, Meat Drop: +50, Class: "Pastamancer", Single Equip
3255	spinning squat cyan mansplainer's chaotic stiffened Wand of Oscus	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Monster Level: +15, Class: "Pastamancer"
3256	Tesla wizardly Oscus's dumpster waders	0		Mysticality: +25, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Class: "Pastamancer", Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xBarrr"
3257	tumbling yellow experienced Zombo's skullcap of the brazier	0		Experience: +2, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "spooky atk"
3258	fortified Zombo's shield of the empath of mayonnaise	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Familiar Weight: +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
3259	smartaleck's strapping Zombo's grievous greaves	0		Muscle: +5, Moxie Percent: +30, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xBarrr"
3260	yellow pulsating inspector's wicked Chester's moustache of the sewer	0		Spell Damage: +5, Stench Damage: +25, Item Drop: +15, Class: "Disco Bandit", Single Equip
3261	Rosewater's Chester's bag of candy of the blizzard	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Class: "Disco Bandit"
3262	huge baleful extremely unsafe Chester's cutoffs	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Spell Damage: +25, Class: "Disco Bandit", Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1.5xGhuol"
3263	Sp'n-Zor's Grimoire of "Tasteful" Gifts	0		Last Available: "2008-04", Skill: "Summon Tasteful Items"
3264	bouncing candygram	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3265	bag of Crotchety Pine saplings	0		
3266	twirling squat bag of Saccharine Maple saplings	0		
3267	bag of Laughing Willow saplings	0		
3268	polymerized skewed handful of Crotchety Pine needles	0		Effect: "It's Electric!", Effect Duration: 39
3269	denatured ionized enhanced huge lump of Saccharine Maple sap	0		Effect: "Feeling No Pain", Effect Duration: 53
3270	liquefied denatured handful of Laughing Willow bark	0		Effect: "Techno Bliss", Effect Duration: 66
3271	jittery ghostly gray Rosewater's crotchety pants	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Put Down Roots", Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 2xGhuol, cap 18"
3272	jittery experienced Saccharine Maple pendant	0		Experience: +2, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spray Sap"
3273	willowy bonnet of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Rouse Sapling", Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 18"
3274	flavored foot massage oil	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3275	gray dart	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3276	black-and-blue light	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3277	blinking Loudmouth Larry Lamprey	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3278	experienced studded belt	0		Experience: +2, Last Available: "2008-04"
3279	personal massager	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3280	shaking personalized coffee mug	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2008-04"
3281	blinking plasma ball	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3282	pulsating stick-on eyebrow piercing of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2008-04"
3283	yummy olive salad	4	awesome	
3284	cool thinker's C.H.U.M. lantern	0		Mysticality: +10, Moxie: +5
3285	twirling sinister C.H.U.M. knife	0		Spell Damage: +10
3286	grievous Frosty's snowball sack	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50
3287	maroon quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3288	pulsating shimmering tendrils	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3289	scintillating powder	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3290	purple abandoned candy	0		
3291	secret tropical island volcano lair map	0		
3292	twirling adorable seal larva	0		
3293	untamable turtle	0		
3294	macaroni duck	0		
3295	friendly cheez blob	0		
3296	unusual disco ball	0		
3297	stray chihuahua	0		
3298	huge blinking pretty pink bow	0		
3299	gray smiley-face sticker	0		
3300	farfalle bow tie	0		
3301	jalapeño slices	0		
3302	green stick-on mini solar panels	0		
3303	sombrero	0		Sombrero Bonus: +10
3304	Argarggagarg's fang	0		
3305	Safari Jack's moustache	0		
3306	jittery Yakisoba's hat	0		
3307	mirror Heimandatz's heart	0		
3308	Jocko Homo's head	0		
3309	jittery The Mariachi's guitar case	0		
3310	supercool sealskin drum	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3311	washboard shield of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
3312	huge fortified spaghetti-box banjo	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Class: "Pastamancer"
3313	chilly marinara jug	0		Cold Damage: +5, Class: "Sauceror"
3314	makeshift castanets of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Class: "Disco Bandit"
3315	left-handed melodica of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Class: "Accordion Thief"
3316	altered red epic wad	1	awesome	
3317	fireproof bottlecap	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Single Equip
3318	inspector's corncob pipe	0		Item Drop: +15, Single Equip
3319	careful Mr. Joe's bangles	0		Monster Level: -10, Single Equip
3320	medical-grade frayed rope belt	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip
3321	packet of mayfly bait	0		Last Available: "2008-05"
3322	mansplainer's Herculean mayfly bait necklace	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Monster Level: +15, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Summon Mayfly Swarm", Last Available: "2008-05"
3323	ghostly Ol' Scratch's salad fork	0		
3324	Frosty's frosty mug	0		
3325	smooth jar of fermented pickle juice	3	awesome	
3326	modified bouncing olive voodoo snuff	1	decent	Effect: "Total Protonic Reversal", Effect Duration: 15
3327	half-sized toothsome bouncing extra-greasy slider	2	awesome	
3328	toasty smartaleck's crumpled felt fedora	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Hot Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "0.75xVolley, 0.75xLep"
3329	manspreader's fortified battered top-hat	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Monster Level: +10, Familiar Effect: "0.5xVolley, 0.75xFairy"
3330	Sinatra's shapeless wide-brimmed hat of terror	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "0.75xLep, 0.75xFairy"
3331	foul-smelling Socratic mostly rat-hide leggings	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Stench Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xPotato"
3332	asbestos-lined Newton's hobo dungarees	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Hot Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "0.5xVolley, 1xPotato"
3333	MacGyver's quilted patched suit-pants	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Maximum MP: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 0.5xFairy"
3334	hobo stogie	0		Single Equip
3335	wobbly rope with some soap on it	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Single Equip
3336	dead guy's piece of double-sided tape	0		
3337	blinking energetic dead guy's memento of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Single Equip, Nonstackable Watch
3338	flavorless banquet	3	decent	
3339	sharpened hubcap	0		
3340	very caltrop	0		
3341	The Six-Pack of Pain	0		
3342	hobo monkey	0		
3343	jittery wobbly bindle	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3344	bed of coals	0		
3345	twirling air mattress	0		
3346	filth-encrusted futon	0		
3347	comfy coffin	0		
3348	mattress	0		
3349	narrow squat dinged-up triangle	0		
3350	acceptable weak Ralph IX cognac	2	good	
3351	llama lama cria	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2008-06"
3352	zen motorcycle	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3353	denatured cold-filtered llama lama gong	0		Effect: "White Knuckles", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2008-06"
3354	toothsome gray jittery banana-frosted king cake	4	awesome	Last Available: "2008-08"
3355	Jack Frost's brown plastic baby	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2008-08"
3356	plump juicy grub	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3357	shimmering moth	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3358	upside-down delectable fire ant	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3359	narrow scrumptious ice ant	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3360	skewed stinkbug	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3361	yummy death watch beetle	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3362	tasty louse	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3363	spoiled small mole molé	2	crappy	Last Available: "2008-06"
3364	delicious distilled skewed Morlock's Mark Bourbon	5	awesome	Last Available: "2008-06"
3365	triple-magnetized nitrogenated magnetized blue Climate Colada	0		Effect: "Certainty", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2008-06"
3366	adjusted denatured ghostly digital underground potion	0		Effect: "Disco Nirvana", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2008-06"
3367	narrow interesting-looking twig	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3368	mixed huge glimmering roc feather	1	good	Last Available: "2008-06"
3369	boiled blurry blurry glimmering phoenix feather	1		Effect: "Stemonitis Storm", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2008-06"
3370	mixed ghostly glimmering penguin feather	1		Last Available: "2008-06"
3371	diluted glimmering buzzard feather	1		Effect: "Feroci Tea", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2008-06"
3372	compressed olive glimmering raven feather	1		Last Available: "2008-06"
3373	pickled glimmering great tit feather	1		Effect: "Bats in the Belfry", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2008-06"
3374	bouncing house of twigs and spit	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3375	The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder	0		Skill: "The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder"
3376	squat Benetton's Medley of Diversity	0		Skill: "Benetton's Medley of Diversity"
3377	Elron's Explosive Etude	0		Skill: "Elron's Explosive Etude"
3378	fuchsia Chorale of Companionship	0		Skill: "Chorale of Companionship"
3379	Prelude of Precision	0		Skill: "Prelude of Precision"
3380	gray horrifying banded Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Spooky Damage: +25
3381	vibrating Ol' Scratch's stove door	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Thorns: 1
3382	pulsating thinker's Ol' Scratch's manacles of Tarzan	0		Mysticality: +10, Experience (Muscle): +3, Item Drop: +5, Single Equip
3383	fuchsia studded beefy Chester's sunglasses of the pedagogue	0		Muscle: +10, Experience: +3, Damage Absorption: +80, Single Equip
3384	fireproof Chester's muscle shirt of Flo-Jo	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Initiative: +100
3385	mirror blue healthy Chester's Aquarius medallion of the brazier	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
3386	knitted quilted Zombo's shoulder blade	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Cold Resistance: +3
3387	lion tamer's Zombo's skull ring of mayonnaise	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
3388	Zombo's empty eye	0		
3389	twirling bouncing family-friendly Frosty's arm of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Sleaze Resistance: +1
3390	flame-retardant arcane researcher's Staff of the Deepest Freeze of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Hot Resistance: +1
3391	Frosty's iceball	0		
3392	sinister Oscus's garbage can lid	0		Spell Damage: +10, Thorns: 1
3393	Oscus's neverending soda	0		
3394	blurry narrow up-at-dawn Oscus's flypaper pants of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100, Adventures: +5, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xPotato"
3395	spinning curative rosy-cheeked Hodgman's porkpie hat	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 0.5xVolley, 0.5xFairy"
3396	scorching careful Hodgman's lobsterskin pants	0		Monster Level: -10, Hot Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato"
3397	Hodgman's bow tie of Tarzan of the storm	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Single Equip
3398	perfectly mixed squat wobbly Hodgman's blanket	4	EPIC	
3399	hand-crafted tumbling jar of squeeze	3	super ultra EPIC	
3400	snack-sized normal bowl of fishysoisse	2	good	
3401	extra-corrupted deadly lampshade	0		Effect: "Musky", Effect Duration: 52
3402	quantum super-frozen Vulcanized wobbly red concentrated garbage juice	0		Effect: "Strength of Ten Ettins", Effect Duration: 44
3403	skewed lewd playing card	0		
3404	mirror cyan auspicious wholesome deck of lewd playing cards of Flo-Jo	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Item Drop: +10, Initiative: +100
3405	mansplainer's Hodgman's sock	0		Monster Level: +15, Single Equip
3406	purple ghostly Van der Graaf Hodgman's varcolac paw	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
3407	Hodgman's almanac of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25
3408	Hodgman's harmonica of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3
3409	twirling Jim Carey's Hodgman's garbage sticker	0		Monster Level: +25
3410	zippy Hodgman's detector	0		Initiative: +20
3411	wobbly Fonzie's Hodgman's cane	0		Experience (Moxie): +1
3412	Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times	0		Skill: "Natural Born Scrabbler"
3413	mirror olive shaking Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics	0		Skill: "Thrift and Grift"
3414	Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin	0		Skill: "Abs of Tin"
3415	Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top	0		Skill: "Marginally Insane"
3416	hobo fortress blueprints	0		
3421	lime green box of fireworks	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire off a Roman Candle", Last Available: "2008-07", Item Drop (sporadic): +12.5
3422	cold-filtered squat sterno-flavored Hob-O	0		Effect: "Whitened Teeth", Effect Duration: 50
3423	liquefied quadruple-vacuum-sealed upside-down frostbite-flavored Hob-O	0		Effect: "Floundering", Effect Duration: 35
3424	warmed improved double-pickled fry-oil-flavored Hob-O	0		Effect: "Discomfited", Effect Duration: 15
3425	pressed aerosolized spinning garbage-juice-flavored Hob-O	0		Effect: "Phairly Balanced", Effect Duration: 59
3426	polymerized strawberry-flavored Hob-O	0		Effect: "Sharp Weapon", Effect Duration: 44
3427	purple roll of Hob-Os	0		
3428	unsweetened non-alkaline dry Everlasting Deckswabber	0		Effect: "protect.enq", Effect Duration: 25
3430	bindle of joy	0		
3431	cotton candy cocoon	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2008-08"
3432	cotton candy cordial	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2008-08"
3433	blinking spice melange	0		
3434	rattling cigar box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
3435	pulsating cyan mansplainer's baleful stirring stick	0		Spell Damage: +25, Monster Level: +15
3436	mirror bouncing MacGyver's wholesome Staff of the Teapot Tempest of the businessman	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Maximum MP: +100, Meat Drop: +50
3437	blurry foul-smelling Staff of the Black Kettle of the pedagogue of the businessman	0		Experience: +3, Stench Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +50
3438	narrow extremely unsafe strapping Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron of the cheetah	0		Muscle: +5, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Initiative: +60
3439	ghostly Rainbow's Gravity	0		Skill: "Rainbow Gravitation", Last Available: "2008-07"
3440	denatured prismatic wad	1	decent	Effect: "Eau de Tortue", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2008-07"
3441	upside-down club of the five seasons of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2008-07"
3442	cyan lion tamer's rainbow crossbow	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Last Available: "2008-07"
3443	kitten	0		
3444	teal sharpshooter's webbed comic mask	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 2"
3445	twirling Junior Adventurer's kit	0		
3446	groovy prism necklace	0		Single Equip, Sporadic Thorns: 2.5
3447	tumbling zippy rock-hard six-rainbow shield	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2008-07"
3448	cyan rainbow bomb	0		Last Available: "2008-07"
3449	cotton candy cone	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3450	bouncing cotton candy pinch	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3451	cotton candy smidgen	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3452	upside-down cotton candy skoshe	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3453	squat cotton candy plug	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3454	cotton candy pillow	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3455	fuchsia cotton candy bale	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3456	trusty torch of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2011-12"
3457	Junior Adventurer's merit badge of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100, Single Equip
3458	corrupted cold-filtered blurry STYX deodorant body spray	0		Effect: "Newt Gets In Your Eyes", Effect Duration: 48
3459	bad white-label gin	3	decent	
3460	spoiled bite-sized tin rations	1	crappy	
3461	blinking gray haiku challenge map	0		
3462	terrible poem	0		
3463	drinkable ghostly wobbly bottle of sake	4	good	
3464	grievous round pebble	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50
3465	moldy Bash-Ōs cereal	4	crappy	Wiki Name: "Bash-Os cereal"
3466	vibrating smartaleck's sage haiku katana	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Moxie Percent: +30, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spring Raindrop Attack", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Summer Siesta", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Falling Leaf Whirlwind", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Winter's Bite Technique", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "The 17 Cuts", Last Available: "2008-09"
3467	bargain flash powder	0		
3468	plastic baby of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2008-12"
3469	moldy low-calorie blueberry-frosted king cake	1	crappy	Last Available: "2008-12"
3470	bitty bathysphere	0		Familiar Weight: -20, Underwater Familiar, Familiar Effect: "adventure underwater"
3471	damp boot	0		
3472	aromatic chilly Jim Carey's Seasonal Beret	0		Monster Level: +25, Cold Damage: +5, Stench Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 25"
3473	Bash-Ōs boxtop	0		Wiki Name: "Bash-Os boxtop"
3474	colloidal cranberry cordial	0		Effect: "Flame-Retardant Trousers", Effect Duration: 69
3475	colloidal dry blackberry polite	0		Effect: "Heightened Senses", Effect Duration: 29
3476	flattened blinking plum lozenge	0		Effect: "White Blooded", Effect Duration: 37
3477	quadruple-dry triple-improved jittery bouncing pear lozenge	0		Effect: "Tightly-Wound Spine", Effect Duration: 26
3478	extra-irradiated peach lozenge	0		Effect: "Hopped Up on Goofballs", Effect Duration: 50
3479	balloon shield	0		Thorns: 1
3480	spot	0		
3481	skewed uniclops egg	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2009-10"
3482	passed-out psychedelic bear	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2009-10"
3483	psychedelic bubble wand	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3484	teal eye 'n' horn shampoo	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3485	wet oxidized lime green glittery mascara	0		Effect: "You Liver", Effect Duration: 60
3486	squat dull fish scale	0		
3487	rough fish scale	0		
3488	pristine fish scale	0		
3489	normal enchanted beefy fish meat	4	good	Effect: "Fishy", Effect Duration: 5
3490	miniature moldy skewed glistening fish meat	2	crappy	Effect: "Fishy", Effect Duration: 5
3491	adequate slick fish meat	4	good	Effect: "Fishy", Effect Duration: 5
3492	grievous fish scimitar of vim and vigor	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Maximum HP Percent: +50
3493	clever medical-grade fish stick	0		Maximum MP: +20, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
3494	stanky supercharged fish bazooka	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Stench Spell Damage: +25
3495	improved huge sea salt crystal	0		Effect: "Pisces Rising", Effect Duration: 24
3496	aerosolized huge bazookafish bubble gum	0		Effect: "Healthy Bronze Glow", Effect Duration: 35
3497	triple-distilled delicious bottle of Pete's Sake	10	awesome	
3498	invisible bag	0		Familiar Effect: "8xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2011-12"
3499	witch hat	0		Familiar Effect: "8xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2011-12"
3500	lime green blurry beholed bedsheet	0		Familiar Effect: "8xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2011-12"
3501	rotten canapés	3	crappy	
3502	diluted thermos of brew	1	good	Last Available: "2011-12"
3503	tolerable upside-down glass of brandy	4	good	Last Available: "2011-12"
3504	French slippers	0		
3505	purple sinister LWA ring	0		Spell Damage: +10
3506	LARP membership card	0		Last Available: "2008-10"
3507	gray Scratch 'n' Sniff Sticker Tome	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2008-11", Skill: "Summon Stickers"
3508	scandalous scratch 'n' sniff sword	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Breakable, Last Available: "2008-11"
3509	tumbling scratch 'n' sniff unicorn sticker	0		Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2008-11"
3510	scratch 'n' sniff apple sticker	0		Experience: +2, Last Available: "2008-11"
3511	mirror scratch 'n' sniff UPC sticker	0		Meat Drop: +25, Last Available: "2008-11"
3512	scratch 'n' sniff wrestler sticker	0		All Attributes Percent: +10, Last Available: "2008-11"
3513	twirling scratch 'n' sniff dragon sticker	0		Spooky Damage: +3, Stench Damage: +3, Hot Damage: +3, Cold Damage: +3, Sleaze Damage: +3, Last Available: "2008-11"
3514	scratch 'n' sniff rock band sticker	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Spell Damage: +20, Last Available: "2008-11"
3515	huge jittery perfumed ganger bandana of temperance	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk"
3516	pulsating eel skin	0		
3517	mirror gray gravedigger's eelskin hat	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk", Thorns: [env(underwater)]
3518	Rosewater's eelskin pants	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, MP regen", Thorns: [env(underwater)]
3519	twirling eelskin shield of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Thorns: [env(underwater)]
3520	huge bouncing shark tooth	0		
3521	MacGyver's shark tooth necklace of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Maximum MP: +100, Single Equip
3522	skewed forbidden shark jumper of incineration	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Hot Spell Damage: +50
3523	quadruple-oxidized moist blurry lime green shark cartilage	0		Effect: "Woad Warrior", Effect Duration: 19
3524	aerosolized energized eel battery	0		Effect: "Pygmy Drinking Buddy", Effect Duration: 54
3525	vacuum-sealed temporary teardrop tattoo	0		Effect: "Wasabi With You", Effect Duration: 21
3526	squat perfumed scratch 'n' sniff crossbow	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Breakable, Last Available: "2008-11"
3527	mutant rattlesnake egg	0		
3528	mutant fire ant egg	0		
3529	mutant cactus bud	0		
3530	mutant gila monster egg	0		
3531	rattlesnake enrager	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3532	ant antidepressant	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3533	cactus monocle	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3534	Jawmaster 2000™	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3535	plans for depleted Grimacite hammer	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite hammer"
3536	plans for depleted Grimacite gravy boat	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite gravy boat"
3537	plans for depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt"
3538	plans for depleted Grimacite grappling hook	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite grappling hook"
3539	maroon plans for depleted Grimacite ninja mask	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite ninja mask"
3540	wobbly plans for depleted Grimacite shinguards	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite shinguards"
3541	twirling plans for depleted Grimacite astrolabe	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite astrolabe"
3542	sinister depleted Grimacite hammer	0		Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2011-12"
3543	medical-grade smartaleck's depleted Grimacite gravy boat	0		Moxie Percent: +30, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2011-12"
3544	ghostly frosty depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt of doom	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-12"
3545	supercharged sage depleted Grimacite grappling hook	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-12"
3546	twirling lard-coated frosty depleted Grimacite ninja mask	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2011-12"
3547	jittery pulsating gray wicked Newton's depleted Grimacite shinguards	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Spell Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xBarrr, cap 25", Last Available: "2011-12"
3548	teal steel-toed depleted Grimacite astrolabe of incineration	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-12"
3549	razor-sharp KoL Con Cinco Piñata Bat of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2008-09"
3550	brawny propeller beanie	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 7"
3551	mirror spinning smelly frosty straw hat of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy"
3552	octopus's spade of Gandalf of the sewer of terror	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Stench Damage: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +10
3553	soggy seed packet	0		
3554	green glob of slime	0		
3555	decent sea carrot	4	good	
3556	moldy jittery sea cucumber	3	crappy	
3557	moldy sea avocado	3	crappy	
3558	stale red sea lychee	4	decent	
3559	decent bouncing sea tangelo	3	good	
3560	bland sea honeydew	3	decent	
3561	pickled extra-alkaline ghostly pressurized potion of puissance	0		Effect: "Hammered", Effect Duration: 12
3562	adjusted adjusted pressurized potion of perspicacity	0		Effect: "The Q Is Talking To You", Effect Duration: 43
3563	adjusted pressurized potion of pulchritude	0		Effect: "Vented Spleen", Effect Duration: 36
3564	bad special berry-infused sake	3	decent	Effect: "Gutterminded", Effect Duration: 15
3565	acceptable triple-distilled citrus-infused sake	6	good	
3566	aged practically non-alcoholic huge melon-infused sake	1	awesome	
3567	gray slab of sponge	0		
3568	fireproof lion tamer's manspreader's sponge helmet	0		Monster Level: +10, Experience (familiar): +2, Hot Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy"
3569	wool smartaleck's spongy shield of the sewer	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Stench Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +1
3570	mirror red baleful square sponge pants of the cheetah of the early riser	0		Spell Damage: +25, Initiative: +60, Adventures: +7, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xPotato"
3571	tumbling wobbly flytrap pellet	0		
3572	baby cuddlefish	0		
3573	twirling six-armed sweater	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3574	slimy chest	0		
3575	blinking sand dollar	0		
3576	wobbly flytrap bezoar	0		
3577	bezoar ring	0		
3578	candy cornucopia	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
3579	ballet slippers	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2008-12"
3580	wriggling flytrap pellet	0		
3581	bouncing sushi-rolling mat	0		
3582	snack-sized moldy rice	2	crappy	
3584	immense bland huge irradiated candy cane	7	decent	Last Available: "2008-12"
3585	stale small gingerbread mutant bugbear	2	decent	Last Available: "2008-12"
3586	drinkable oozenog	4	good	Last Available: "2008-12"
3587	irradiated upside-down sugar plum	0		Effect: "Sated and Furious", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2008-12"
3588	magnetized pulsating sugar banana	0		Effect: "Permafrosty", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2008-12"
3589	pickled sugar lime	0		Effect: "Lemony Goodness", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2008-12"
3590	super-liquefied double-pickled non-ionized narrow sugar cherry	0		Effect: "Egged On", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2008-12"
3591	yellow shaking supercharged energetic Mer-kin hookspear	0		Maximum MP Percent: 50, Drops Meat
3592	Mer-kin takebag	0		Item Drop: +5
3593	blurry Mer-kin thingpouch	0		
3594	blue spinning Mer-kin killscroll	0		
3595	concentrated Mer-kin fastjuice	0		Effect: "Uncaged Power", Effect Duration: 55
3596	imitation crab crate	0		
3597	imitation crab meat	0		
3598	ghostly imitation crab zoea	0		
3599	teal occult moist sailor's cap of the pedagogue of temperance	0		Experience: +3, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "stench atk"
3600	grievous speargun of the sweet-tooth	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Candy Drop: +100
3601	energetic compass	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20
3602	broken diving helmet	0		
3603	porthole	0		
3604	narrow rivet	0		
3605	bubblin' stone	0		
3606	aromatic energetic sinister diving helmet	0		Spell Damage: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Stench Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato"
3607	nasty Tesla veiny aerated diving helmet	0		Maximum HP: +10, Stench Damage: +5, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Adventure Underwater, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato"
3608	blurry live nautical mine	0		
3609	skewed das boot	0		Familiar Weight: -10, Underwater Familiar, Familiar Effect: "adventure underwater"
3610	imitation whetstone	0		
3611	liquefied triple-corrupted sea grease	0		Effect: "Slightly Mutated", Effect Duration: 29
3612	blinking sturdy Crimbo crate	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3613	olive battered Crimbo Crate	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3614	wobbly twitching claw	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3615	jittery rigid carapace	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3616	shaking pulsing flesh	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3617	tarnished upside-down unstable DNA	0		Effect: "Nothing Is Impossible", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2008-12"
3618	shaking The Spirit of Crimbo	0		Free Pull, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Recite 'The Spirit of Crimbo'", Last Available: "2008-12"
3619	wriggling tentacle	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3620	mass of wriggling tentacles	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3621	cyan pair of twitching claws	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3622	maroon wobbly gnashing teeth	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3623	skewed chitinous pod	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3624	Herculean parasitic claw	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Last Available: "2008-12"
3625	flame-wreathed parasitic tentacles	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 5xBarrr, cap 7", Last Available: "2008-12"
3626	lime green resourceful parasitic headgnawer	0		Maximum MP: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 7", Last Available: "2008-12", Thorns: 1
3627	skewed purple up-at-dawn parasitic strangleworm	0		Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2008-12"
3628	ghostly green pair of ragged claws	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3629	wobbly burrowgrub hive	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3630	maroon Crimbo crate	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3631	improved skewed Gummi-DNA	0		Effect: "Transcendental Wind", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2020-09"
3632	radioactive chew toy	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2008-12"
3633	bouncing yellow miser's Herculean elven socks	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2008-12"
3634	sharpshooter's hardened elven gloves	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Last Available: "2008-12"
3635	pulsating pulsating up-at-dawn festive holiday hat of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Adventures: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 7", Last Available: "2008-12"
3636	squat electrified shellacked patent shoes	0		Damage Reduction: 7, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2008-12"
3637	crafty gray bow tie of the empath	0		Maximum MP: +10, Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2008-12"
3638	fortified smartaleck's penguin thesaurus	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Damage Absorption: +60, Last Available: "2008-12"
3639	small spoiled blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	2	crappy	Effect: "Amorphous Cheer", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-06"
3640	wobbly seaweed	0		
3641	jamfish jam	0		
3642	dragonfish caviar	0		
3643	wobbly pufferfish spine	0		
3644	bouncing manspreader's depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick	0		Monster Level: +10, Last Available: "2007-06"
3645	practically non-alcoholic drinkable twirling canteen of wine	1	good	Last Available: "2008-12"
3646	normal mirror elven <i>limbos</i> gingerbread	4	good	Last Available: "2008-12"
3647	elven whittling knife	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3648	magic dragonfish fry	0		
3649	purple map to Madness Reef	0		
3650	bland toast with jam	3	decent	Last Available: "2008-12"
3651	antlers	0		Familiar Weight: +4, Last Available: "2008-12"
3652	tolerable elven moonshine	3	good	Last Available: "2008-12"
3653	spoiled knuckle sandwich	3	crappy	Last Available: "2008-12", Wiki Name: "knuckle sandwich"
3654	tumbling lion tamer's psycho sweater of bravery	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2008-12"
3655	fin-bit wax	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3656	up-at-dawn plastic Mob Penguin	0		Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2008-12"
3657	plastic mutant elf of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Last Available: "2008-12"
3658	supercool plastic fat stack of cash	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Last Available: "2008-12"
3659	squat Van der Graaf plastic strand of DNA	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2008-12"
3660	plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Last Available: "2008-12"
3661	container of Putty	0		Last Available: "2009-01"
3662	supercool Putty mitre	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1.5xLep, 1.5xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2009-01"
3663	wobbly medical-grade Putty leotard of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2009-01"
3664	huge rosy-cheeked Putty ball	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2009-01"
3665	Putty sheet	0		Last Available: "2009-01"
3666	lightning-fast smelly Putty snake of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Initiative: +40, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2009-01"
3667	huge Putty monster	0		Last Available: "2009-01"
3668	lard-coated arcane researcher's glow-in-the-dark wristwatch	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-01", Nonstackable Watch
3669	fuchsia fortified glow-in-the-dark dart gun	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Last Available: "2009-01"
3670	maroon wholesome glow-in-the-dark burrowgrub	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2009-01"
3671	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
3672	small normal narrow can of franks 'n' beans	2	good	Last Available: "2010-12"
3673	artisanal irresponsibly strong twirling bottle of peppermint schnapps	10	EPIC	Last Available: "2010-12"
3674	throbbing rage gland	0		Skill: "Vent Rage Gland"
3675	Mer-kin pressureglobe	0		
3676	maroon Mer-kin foodbucket	0		
3677	scorching diving muff	0		Hot Damage: +25, Single Equip
3678	acceptable teal salinated mint julep	4	good	
3679	ink bladder	0		
3680	esca	0		
3681	bubbling tempura batter	0		
3682	upside-down globe of Deep Sauce	0		
3683	map to the Marinara Trench	0		
3684	rotten small pulsating shaking tempura carrot	2	crappy	
3685	decent tempura cucumber	3	good	
3686	rotten super-sized tempura avocado	5	crappy	
3687	toothsome mirror purple sea broccoli	4	awesome	
3688	spoiled snack-sized green sea cauliflower	2	crappy	
3689	spoiled purple tempura broccoli	3	crappy	
3690	stale huge squat tempura cauliflower	6	decent	
3691	flavorless massive ghostly sea blueberry	10	decent	
3692	low-calorie spoiled tumbling sea persimmon	1	crappy	
3693	double-improved blinking pressurized potion of perception	0		Effect: "Feline Ferocity", Effect Duration: 21
3694	altered green pressurized potion of proficiency	0		Effect: "Blackberry Politeness", Effect Duration: 24
3695	wobbly beefy Mer-kin digpick	0		Muscle: +10
3696	jittery anemone nematocyst	0		
3697	pulsating high-pressure seltzer bottle	0		
3698	velcro ore	0		
3699	teflon ore	0		
3700	vinyl ore	0		
3701	ghostly map to Anemone Mine	0		
3702	marine aquamarine	0		
3703	wobbly valve wheel	0		
3704	waterlogged bootstraps	0		
3705	skewed Temple Grandin's energetic Herculean velcro broadsword	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Familiar Weight: +7
3706	cyan MacGyver's banded brainy velcro paddle ball	0		Mysticality: +5, Damage Absorption: +100, Maximum MP: +100
3707	sizzling experienced velcro shield of Leguizamo	0		Experience: +2, Monster Level: +20, Hot Damage: +10
3708	ghostly lion tamer's supercool velcro boots of the scaredy-cat	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Monster Level: -15, Experience (familiar): +2, Single Equip
3709	maroon MacGyver's rosy-cheeked non-stick pugil stick	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Maximum MP: +100
3710	rock-hard teflon spatula of the brute of the storm	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Damage Reduction: 5, Maximum MP Percent: +40
3711	smelly weightlifter's teflon shield of the glutton	0		Muscle: +15, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Food Drop: +100
3712	twirling reassuring flame-wreathed Rosewater's teflon swim fins	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +1, Single Equip
3713	ribald ruddy 7-inch discus	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Sleaze Damage: +10
3714	blinking mirror sizzling PVC staff of the storm of Gandalf	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Hot Damage: +10
3715	vinyl shield of vim and vigor of the storm of the boozehound	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Booze Drop: +100
3716	careful wizardly vinyl boots of the sweet-tooth	0		Mysticality: +25, Monster Level: -10, Candy Drop: +100, Single Equip
3717	bouncing decaying oar	0		
3718	fishhook	0		
3719	olive lantern	0		
3720	narrow decaying pole	0		
3721	bouncing decaying paddle	0		
3722	tarnished ring	0		
3723	pulsating tarnished rod	0		
3724	brittle plastic handle	0		
3725	foggy glass globe	0		
3726	possessed tomato	0		
3727	blurry Nardz energy beverage	0		
3728	pulsating pile of coins	0		
3729	hand grenegg	0		
3730	caret	0		
3731	sharpshooter's glass gnoll eye	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10
3732	polymerized pulsating cigar butt	0		Effect: "Swimming with Sharks", Effect Duration: 26
3733	greasy Socratic manly bloomers	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, 1xGhuol, cap 13"
3734	upside-down Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	0		
3735	fat wallet	0		
3736	mirror wholesome shellacked handwarmer	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Single Equip
3737	frightening lighter of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Spooky Damage: +5
3738	decent blurry gray packet of beer nuts	4	good	
3739	purple upside-down Boozehounds Anonymous token	0		
3740	handful of bees	0		
3741	tumbling spectral jelly	0		
3742	frozen spinning jellyfish gel	0		Effect: "Leo Rising", Effect Duration: 58
3743	unstable quark	0		
3744	software glitch	0		
3745	fumble formula	0		Recipe: "concoction of clumsiness"
3746	tumbling vampire pearl	0		
3747	mother's secret recipe	0		Recipe: "white chocolate chip brownies"
3749	boiled tarnished polymerized blurry concoction of clumsiness	0		Effect: "Superhuman Sarcasm", Effect Duration: 67
3750	Samson's vampire pearl earring	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Single Equip
3751	normal gray chocolate chip brownies	3	good	
3753	tumbling Libram of Love Songs	0		Last Available: "2009-02", Skill: "Summon Love Song"
3754	enhanced love song of vague ambiguity	0		Effect: "Salty Mouth", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2009-02"
3755	polarized double-quantum love song of smoldering passion	0		Effect: "Fiery Spirit", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2009-02"
3756	triple-quantum dry love song of icy revenge	0		Effect: "Bread Burps", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2009-02"
3757	dry shaking love song of sugary cuteness	0		Effect: "Greasy Flavor", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2009-02"
3758	ionized denatured teal love song of disturbing obsession	0		Effect: "Gingerbread Robust", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2009-02"
3759	galvanized shaking love song of naughty innuendo	0		Effect: "Irresistible Resolve", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2009-02"
3760	oxidized breath mint	0		Effect: "Spooky Hands", Effect Duration: 61
3761	gray clever vampire pearl ring	0		Maximum MP: +20, Single Equip
3762	ghostly purple coward's vampire pearl necklace	0		Monster Level: -20, Single Equip
3763	practically non-alcoholic acceptable slug of vodka	1	good	
3764	hand-crafted slug of rum	4	EPIC	
3765	triple-distilled aged slug of shochu	8	awesome	
3766	drinkable screwdiver	3	good	
3767	triple-distilled tolerable tumbling dew yoana lei	7	good	
3768	drinkable huge lychee chuhai	3	good	
3769	hand-crafted triple-distilled huge salacious screwdiver	8	EPIC	
3770	practically non-alcoholic perfectly mixed blinking dew yoana salacious lei	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	
3771	perfectly mixed salacious lychee chuhai	3	EPIC	
3772	mediocre ghostly Alewife&trade; Ale	4	decent	
3773	squat seaode	0		
3774	green map to the Dive Bar	0		
3775	Mer-kin pinkslip	0		
3776	Da Vinci's pink pinkslip slip of doom	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr"
3777	squat quilted Herculean sea salt scrubs	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Damage Absorption: +40
3778	shaking rosewater-soaked nasty Lo Pan's amber aviator shades	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Stench Damage: +5, Stench Resistance: +3, Single Equip
3779	pressed blurry hair of the fish	0		Effect: "There Wolf", Effect Duration: 49
3780	avaricious dangerous nurse's hat of the empath	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Familiar Weight: +5, Meat Drop: +30, Familiar Effect: "atk"
3781	blank prescription sheet	0		
3782	altered squat bottle of melodramamine	1		
3783	vaporized bottle of extra-strength melodramamine	1		Effect: "Compensatory Cruelness", Effect Duration: 10
3784	twirling paranormal ricotta	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3785	smoking talon	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3786	vampire glitter	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3787	blinking wine-soaked bone chips	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3788	maroon blurry crumbling rat skull	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3789	cyan spinning twitching trigger finger	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3799	Apathargic Bandersnatch	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
3800	skewed aquaviolet jub-jub bird	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Familiar Effect: "mys stats"
3801	bouncing crimsilion jub-jub bird	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Equips On: "Frumious Bandersnatch", Familiar Effect: "mus stats"
3802	blinking charpuce jub-jub bird	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Equips On: "Frumious Bandersnatch", Familiar Effect: "mox stats"
3803	perfumed Mer-kin roundshield of the wise owl of horror	0		Mysticality: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +5
3804	tumbling prompt Samson's Mer-kin breastplate	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Adventures: +3
3805	skewed Lo Pan's Mer-kin sneakmask of chilblains	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Cold Damage: +25, Combat Rate (Underwater): -5, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy"
3806	Mer-kin prayerbeads	0		
3807	corrupted mirror pulsating Mer-kin hidepaint	0		Effect: "Good with the Ladies", Effect Duration: 62
3808	spinning Mer-kin trailmap	0		
3809	Mer-kin healscroll	0		
3810	Mer-kin lockkey	0		
3811	Mer-kin stashbox	0		
3812	low-calorie spoiled chocolate-frosted king cake	1	crappy	Last Available: "2009-06"
3813	beefcake's plastic baby	0		Muscle: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-06"
3815	blurry tumbling midget clownfish	0		
3816	half-height unicycle	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3817	adequate jumbo sea radish	5	good	
3818	blurry lightning-fast dog trainer's resourceful halibut	0		Maximum MP: +50, Experience (familiar): +1, Initiative: +40
3819	skewed eel sauce	0		
3820	supercharged water-polo mitt	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Single Equip
3821	extra-modified modified syringe	0		Effect: "Dirge of Dreadfulness", Effect Duration: 52
3822	huge tumbling wand	0		Familiar Effect: "fishy spells", Sporadic Damage Aura: [0.2475*env(underwater)]
3823	vacuum-sealed ghostly wad of cotton	0		Effect: "You Read The Manual", Effect Duration: 27
3824	Grandma's Note	0		
3825	fuchsia ghostly Grandma's Fuchsia Yarn	0		
3826	mirror ghostly Grandma's Chartreuse Yarn	0		
3827	plastic oyster egg	0		
3828	Grandma's Map	0		
3829	huge flavorless tempura radish	8	decent	
3830	water-polo cap of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr"
3831	tolerable watered-down Typical Tavern swill	2	good	
3832	bad teal tropical swill	3	decent	
3833	enchanted boozy delicious blurry fruity girl swill	5	awesome	Effect: "Libra Rising", Effect Duration: 50
3834	weak lousy blended swill	2	decent	
3835	costume wardrobe	0		Softcore Only
3836	steel-toed Elvish sunglasses of the storm of courage of the boozehound	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Spooky Resistance: +3, Booze Drop: +100, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play an Accordion Solo", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play a Guitar Solo", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play a Drum Solo", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play a Flute Solo", Last Available: "2009-04"
3837	Socratic anniversary safety glass vest	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1
3838	fireproof anniversary burlap belt	0		Hot Resistance: +3
3839	yellow flame-wreathed anniversary balsa wood socks	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10
3840	olive squat anniversary latex mask	0		Familiar Weight: +1
3841	wobbly strapping anniversary pewter cape	0		Muscle: +5
3842	shaking beefy out-of-tune biwa	0		Muscle: +10
3843	narrow baleful dented harmonica	0		Spell Damage: +25
3844	therapeutic magic whistle of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
3845	spinning frightening plastic blowgun	0		Spooky Damage: +5
3846	educational stylish jungle drum of extreme caution	0		Moxie: +25, Experience: +1, Monster Level: -25
3847	frightening hippy bongo	0		Spooky Damage: +5
3848	sizzling knob bugle	0		Hot Damage: +10
3849	censurious 4-dimensional guitar of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +3
3850	greasy boxing glove	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
3851	fortified boxing glove on a spring of terror of the cheetah	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Initiative: +60
3852	shaking rock-hard brawny half-sized guitar	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Damage Reduction: 5
3853	greasy bass drum of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
3854	fuchsia sinister pixel boomerang	0		Spell Damage: +10
3855	lightning-fast wizardly world's smallest violin of horror	0		Mysticality: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Initiative: +40
3856	bouncing knitted energetic wholesome ocarina of space	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Cold Resistance: +3
3857	sharpshooter's a butt tuba	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10
3858	foul-smelling bone flute	0		Stench Damage: +10
3859	weightlifter's infernal fife	0		Muscle: +15
3860	scorching charming flute	0		Hot Damage: +25
3861	red leaf of grass	0		
3862	grass whistle of wisdom of the cougar	0		Mysticality: +15, Moxie: +20
3863	purple shaking Jack Frost's plastic guitar of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +50
3864	Usain Bolt's finger cymbals	0		Initiative: +80
3865	nasty kettle drum of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Stench Damage: +5
3866	hardy double-barreled sling of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Maximum HP: +50
3867	huge clever smooth magilaser blastercannon	0		Moxie: +15, Maximum MP: +20
3868	Newton's hanky&#363; of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Wiki Name: "frigid hankyu"
3869	asbestos-lined Van der Graaf ultimate ultimate frisbee	0		Hot Resistance: +5, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
3870	stolen office supplies	0		
3871	huge nippy electrified office-supply crossbow	0		Cold Damage: +10, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
3872	Jack Frost's pocket theremin	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50
3873	huge up-at-dawn miser's rave whistle	0		Meat Drop: +10, Adventures: +5, Raveosity: +1
3874	hellseal hide	0		
3875	shaking shredded hellseal hide	0		
3876	hellseal brain	0		
3877	bouncing bouncing burst hellseal brain	0		
3878	hellseal sinew	0		
3879	pulsating torn hellseal sinew	0		
3880	blurry maroon hellseal disguise	0		
3881	greedy Jeselnik's fouet de tortue-dressage	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Apprivoisez la tortue"
3882	wobbly upside-down encoded cult documents	0		
3883	cult memo	0		
3884	squat decoded cult documents	0		Skill: "Bind Spaghetti Elemental"
3885	corrupted adjusted spinning vial of slime	0		Effect: "Gr8ness", Effect Duration: 46
3886	enhanced ionized moist vial of slime	0		Effect: "Capricorn Rising", Effect Duration: 62
3887	super-colloidal wet jittery shaking vial of slime	0		Effect: "The Wisdom... of the Future", Effect Duration: 14
3888	alkaline denatured narrow vial of slime	0		Effect: "Fudge Headache", Effect Duration: 53
3889	pickled enhanced wobbly gray blinking vial of slime	0		Effect: "Dragged Through the Coals", Effect Duration: 49
3890	triple-galvanized colloidal narrow vial of violet slime	0		Effect: "Incredibly Hulking", Effect Duration: 49
3891	tarnished vial of vermilion slime	0		Effect: "Jungle Juiced", Effect Duration: 16
3892	aerosolized bouncing fuchsia vial of amber slime	0		Effect: "Super-Electrified", Effect Duration: 68
3893	energized jittery vial of chartreuse slime	0		Effect: "Hoity Toity", Effect Duration: 60
3894	triple-modified vial of teal slime	0		Effect: "Brain Freeze", Effect Duration: 27
3895	galvanized ghostly skewed maroon vial of indigo slime	0		Effect: "Inner Dog", Effect Duration: 17
3896	corrupted electrified squat vial of slime	0		Effect: "Really Deep Breath", Effect Duration: 27
3897	double-cold-filtered enhanced vial of brown slime	0		Effect: "Well-preserved", Effect Duration: 21
3898	bottle of G&uuml;-Gone	0		
3901	upside-down seal-blubber candle	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3902	figurine of a wretched-looking seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3903	figurine of a baby seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3904	figurine of an armored seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3905	lime green blinking squat figurine of an seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3906	figurine of a sleek seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3907	blurry figurine of a shadowy seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3908	wobbly figurine of a stinking seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3909	figurine of a charred seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3910	figurine of a seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3911	blurry figurine of a slippery seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3912	teal imbued seal-blubber candle	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3913	aged blended swill with a fly in it	4	awesome	
3914	turtle wax	0		
3915	Rosewater's turtle wax shield	0		Mysticality Percent: +30
3916	asbestos-lined turtle wax helmet	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato, 0.5xFairy, cap 10"
3917	huge turtle wax greaves of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xBarrr, cap 10"
3918	meat shield of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50
3919	turtlemail bits	0		
3920	forbidden deadly turtlemail coif	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 20"
3921	blinking stanky Fonzie's turtlemail breeches	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, 1.5xFairy, cap 20"
3922	maroon dance instructor's turtlemail hauberk of the sewer	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Stench Damage: +25
3923	wobbly hedgeturtle	0		
3924	blinking lime green dog trainer's friendly spiky turtle helmet	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Experience (familiar): +1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 32"
3925	steel-toed spiky turtle shoulderpads	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Single Equip, Thorns: 2
3926	boxer's spiky turtle shield of Flo-Jo	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Initiative: +100
3927	turtling rod	0		Class: "Turtle Tamer"
3928	narrow syncopated turtle	0		
3929	ghostly tumbling grinning turtle	0		
3930	modified electrified deionized olive tainted seal's blood	0		Effect: "Mitre Cut", Effect Duration: 47
3931	tumbling spinning blue aromatic razor-sharp severed flipper	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Stench Resistance: +1, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3932	ingot of seal-iron	0		
3933	extremely unsafe bad-ass club of the overflowing toilet	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3934	squat sealbone	0		
3935	modified chilled hyperinflated seal lung	0		Effect: "Full of Vinegar", Effect Duration: 35
3936	super-boiled enhanced squat maroon scrap of shadow	0		Effect: "Bugbear in Tooth and Claw", Effect Duration: 23
3937	ionized squat squat fustulent seal grulch	0		Effect: "Barking Mad", Effect Duration: 22
3938	chilly club of corruption	0		Cold Damage: +5, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3939	corrupt club of corruption of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3940	scandalous corrupt club of corrupt corruption	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3941	reassuring rock-hard experienced evil-ass club	0		Experience: +2, Damage Reduction: 5, Spooky Resistance: +1, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3942	mirror baleful arcane researcher's nasty-ass club of the sewer	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Spell Damage: +25, Stench Damage: +25, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3943	fireproof stanky infernal toilet brush	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +3, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3944	narrow sage strapping shadowy seal eye	0		Muscle: +5, Mysticality Percent: +10, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3945	coward's oyster egg balloon	0		Monster Level: -20
3946	Clan VIP Lounge invitation	0		Free Pull
3947	Clan VIP Lounge key	0		Free Pull
3948	Meat	0		
3949	treasure chest	0		
3950	skewed key	0		
3951	Baron von Ratsworth	0		
3952	monocle	0		
3953	mink	0		
3954	huge teddy butler	0		
3955	squat martini	0		
3956	crazy bastard sword	0		
3957	tin of caviar	0		
3958	spinning inspector's bejeweled cufflinks	0		Item Drop: +15, Single Equip
3959	squat garish pinky ring of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50
3960	skewed fuchsia flame-wreathed designer sunglasses	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
3961	blurry opera glasses of James Dean of the blizzard	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Cold Spell Damage: +25
3962	pulsating designer handbag	0		
3963	Clan pool table	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2009-05"
3964	cell phone	0		Familiar Weight: +10
3965	denatured cube of billiard chalk	0		Effect: "Libra Rising", Effect Duration: 13
3966	twirling chilly careful hot-ass club of courage	0		Monster Level: -10, Cold Damage: +5, Spooky Resistance: +3, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3967	gravedigger's hardened Da Vinci's frigid-ass club	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Damage Reduction: 3, Spooky Damage: +10, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3968	toasty Van der Graaf hardened creepy-ass club	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Hot Damage: +5, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3969	aerosolized irradiated twirling sizzling seal fat	0		Effect: "Natural 20", Effect Duration: 17
3970	Lo Pan's sinister Abyssal ember	0		Spell Damage: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3971	corrupted dry pressed blue huge frost-rimed seal hide	0		Effect: "Dance Interpreter", Effect Duration: 23
3972	grievous seal spine of the sweet-tooth	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Candy Drop: +100, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3973	electrified pressed ghostly seal lube	0		Effect: "Frisky Spirit", Effect Duration: 68
3974	resourceful mannequin leg of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Maximum MP: +50, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3975	cyan family-friendly brawny padded tortoise	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +1
3976	healthy tortoboggan of the detective	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Item Drop: +20, Single Equip
3977	painted turtle	0		
3978	miser's painted shield of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Meat Drop: +10
3979	sleeping wereturtle	0		
3980	shell	0		
3981	jittery torquoise	0		
3982	hardy slick torquoise ring	0		Moxie: +10, Maximum HP: +50, Single Equip
3983	green dueling turtle	0		
3984	squat reassuring steel-toed dueling banjo	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Spooky Resistance: +1
3985	upside-down soup turtle	0		
3986	samurai turtle	0		
3987	spinning fuchsia hardened deadly samurai turtle helmet	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Damage Reduction: 3, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato, cap 6"
3988	turtle shell	0		
3989	turtle shell powder	0		
3990	mansplainer's turtle shell helmet	0		Monster Level: +15, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cap 8"
3991	blue slime-soaked hypophysis	0		Skill: "Slimy Sinews"
3992	huge slime-soaked brain	0		Skill: "Slimy Synapses"
3993	squat slime-soaked sweat gland	0		Skill: "Slimy Shoulders"
3994	security blankie	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3995	bundle of chamoix	0		
3996	narrow boxcar turtle	0		
3997	spinning maroon dolphin whistle	0		
3998	metrognome	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3999	infant sandworm	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4000	string of dingle balls	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
4001	mixed purple agua de vida	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2009-06"
4002	quilted groovy tortoboggan shield	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Damage Absorption: +40
4003	bottle of moontan lotion	0		
4004	wool soup-chucks	0		Cold Resistance: +1
4005	super-energized magnetized ballast turtle	0		Effect: "Mayeaugh", Effect Duration: 68
4006	memory of some amino acids	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4007	blinking memory of a C	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4008	memory of an A	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4009	bouncing memory of a G	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4010	memory of a T	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4011	memory of a CA base pair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4012	memory of a CG base pair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4013	shaking squat memory of a CT base pair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4014	memory of an AG base pair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4015	bouncing memory of an AT base pair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4016	ghostly memory of a GT base pair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4017	squat squirming Slime larva	0		
4018	greaves of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, cap 37"
4019	undissolvable contact lenses	0		
4020	shaking inspector's MacGyver's piece of rebar	0		Maximum MP: +100, Item Drop: +15
4021	blue up-at-dawn nippy Oprah's shovel	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Cold Damage: +10, Adventures: +5
4022	avaricious censurious necklace of the glutton	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Meat Drop: +30, Food Drop: +100
4023	flame-retardant curative Socratic speargun	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Hot Resistance: +1, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
4024	brawny slick compass	0		Moxie: +10, Muscle Percent: +20
4025	electrified helmet of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Item Drop: +5, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy"
4026	scorching Temple Grandin's stiffened lantern	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Familiar Weight: +7, Hot Damage: +25
4027	frightening chilly manspreader's greaves	0		Monster Level: +10, Cold Damage: +5, Spooky Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 0.5xBarrr"
4028	frosty Van der Graaf club of Flo-Jo	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Initiative: +100, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
4029	shaking memory of a grappling hook	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4030	memory of a small stone block	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4031	narrow spinning memory of a stone block	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4032	upside-down memory of half a stone circle	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4033	memory of a stone half-circle	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4034	memory of an iron key	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4035	shaking memory of a crystal	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4036	pulsating caustic slime nodule	0		
4037	decent huge slimy sweetbreads	6	good	
4038	bad irresponsibly strong mirror slimy fermented bile bladder	10	decent	
4039	altered slimy alveolus	1		
4040	memory of a cultist's robe	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-06"
4041	vibrating boxer's pig-iron helm	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 22", Last Available: "2009-06"
4042	wobbly boxer's pig-iron shinguards of mayonnaise	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, 1.5xFairy, cap 22", Last Available: "2009-06"
4043	nippy Newton's pig-iron bracers	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Cold Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-06"
4044	green wumpus hair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4045	wobbly wumpus-hair bolo	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4046	wumpus-hair net	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4047	brainy wumpus-hair whip	0		Mysticality: +5, Last Available: "2009-06"
4048	friendly shellacked wumpus-hair wig of chilblains	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Familiar Weight: +3, Cold Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol, cap 25", Last Available: "2009-06"
4049	Tesla savvy strapping wumpus-hair loincloth	0		Muscle: +5, Mysticality Percent: +20, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 5", Last Available: "2009-06"
4050	green curative fortified wumpus-hair sweater	0		Damage Absorption: +60, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2009-06"
4051	Jeselnik's ring of teleportation	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Single Equip
4052	jittery glass of baboon milk	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2009-06"
4053	huge banana milkshake	1	decent	Last Available: "2009-06"
4054	hand-crafted irresponsibly strong mirror White Hyborian	9	EPIC	Last Available: "2009-06"
4055	savvy goblin hunting spear	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Last Available: "2009-06"
4056	MacGyver's goblin autoblowgun of the blizzard	0		Maximum MP: +100, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2009-06"
4057	chilly tribal beads	0		Cold Damage: +5, Last Available: "2009-06"
4058	cyan skewed thinker's stone fist of Calamity Jane	0		Mysticality: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Last Available: "2009-06"
4059	red dog trainer's stone head	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Last Available: "2009-06"
4060	Indigo Party Invitation	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4061	jittery Violet Hunt Invitation	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4062	upside-down Blue Milk Club Card	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4063	tumbling Mecha Mayhem Club Card	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4064	'Smuggler Shot First' Button	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4065	Spacefleet Communicator Badge	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4066	tumbling fuchsia Ruby Rod	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4067	essence of heat	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4068	ghostly essence of kink	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4069	spinning essence of	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4070	essence of stench	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4071	tumbling essence of fright	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4072	squat essence of	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4073	Supreme Being Glossary	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4074	multi-pass	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4075	red fortified sage villainous scythe	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Damage Absorption: +60, Slime Hates It: +2
4076	shaking rosy-cheeked arcane researcher's baneful bandolier	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Slime Hates It: +1
4077	smartaleck's diabolical crossbow of Flo-Jo	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Initiative: +100, Slime Hates It: +1
4078	groovy sage malevolent medallion	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Moxie Percent: +10, Slime Hates It: +1, Single Equip
4079	gray resourceful Socratic corrosive cowl	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Maximum MP: +50, Slime Hates It: +1, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato, 0.5xFairy"
4080	jittery coward's grisly shield of horror	0		Monster Level: -20, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Slime Hates It: +1
4081	scandalous corroded breeches of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Sleaze Damage: +5, Slime Hates It: +1, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xPotato"
4082	skewed brainy beefy pernicious cudgel	0		Muscle: +10, Mysticality: +5, Slime Hates It: +1
4083	immense stale huge cupcake-in-a-cup	10	decent	Last Available: "2009-06"
4084	pool of liquid	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4085	normal immense protein paste	8	good	Last Available: "2009-06"
4086	curative strapping cyber-mattock	0		Muscle: +5, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2009-06"
4087	purple facehugging alien	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4088	X-37 gun	0		Breakable, Last Available: "2009-06"
4089	nitrogenated neurostim pill	0		Effect: "Starry-Eyed", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2009-06"
4090	quantum tumbling physiostim pill	0		Effect: "The Q Is Talking To You", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2009-06"
4091	slimy cyst	0		
4092	small slimy cyst	0		
4093	cyan medium slimy cyst	0		
4094	slimy cyst	0		
4095	sizzling peawee marble	0		Hot Damage: +10
4096	educational brown crock marble	0		Experience: +1
4097	bouncing China marble of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20
4098	upside-down wobbly lemonade marble of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5
4099	blurry beefy bumblebee marble	0		Muscle: +10
4100	wobbly prompt jet bennie marble	0		Adventures: +3
4101	spinning prompt wizardly beige clambroth marble	0		Mysticality: +25, Adventures: +3
4102	spinning energetic steely marble	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20
4103	purple frightening Annie Oakley's Socratic beach ball marble	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Spooky Damage: +5
4104	therapeutic catseye marble	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
4105	steel-toed bumboozer marble	0		Damage Reduction: 9
4106	spinning inspector's chamoisole	0		Item Drop: +15
4107	modified energized activated bitter pill	0		Effect: "Sausage Festive", Effect Duration: 29
4108	groovy beefy monstrous monocle	0		Muscle: +10, Moxie Percent: +10, Last Available: "2009-06", Synergetic
4109	blinking Jack Frost's musty moccasins of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2009-06", Synergetic
4110	supercharged molten medallion of the sewer	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Stench Damage: +25, Last Available: "2009-06", Synergetic
4111	bouncing miser's brazen bracelet of the cheetah	0		Meat Drop: +10, Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2009-06", Synergetic
4112	spinning blurry wool bitter bowtie of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2009-06", Synergetic
4113	bewitching boots of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Last Available: "2009-06", Synergetic
4114	secret from the future	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4115	moist sack	0		
4116	Jim Carey's rock-hard wizardly rickety unicycle	0		Mysticality: +25, Damage Reduction: 5, Monster Level: +25, Single Equip
4117	nasty dog trainer's crusty hula hoop of the businessman	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Stench Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +50, Single Equip
4118	frosty medical-grade rosy-cheeked Coily&trade;	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Cold Spell Damage: +10, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
4119	skewed executive coward's school flying disc of the detective	0		Monster Level: -20, Item Drop: +20, Meat Drop: +40
4120	foul-smelling lawn dart of the brute of courage	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Stench Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +3
4121	prompt supercool beefy wagon	0		Muscle: +10, Moxie Percent: +20, Adventures: +3
4122	wad of slimy rags	0		
4123	teal gravedigger's shellacked strapping crown-shaped beanie	0		Muscle: +5, Damage Reduction: 7, Spooky Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xGhuol"
4124	yellow Sinatra's educational hopping socks of the early riser	0		Experience: +1, Experience (Moxie): +5, Adventures: +7, Single Equip
4125	Oprah's poodle skirt of the scaredy-cat of the overflowing toilet	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Monster Level: -15, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy"
4126	fuchsia asbestos-lined banded letterman's jacket of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Damage Absorption: +100, Hot Resistance: +5
4127	blinking Jim Carey's healthy boxer's hardened slime hat	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Monster Level: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy"
4128	Annie Oakley's electrified hardened slime pants of bravery	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Spooky Resistance: +5, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato"
4129	flame-retardant ribald scandalous hardened slime belt	0		Sleaze Damage: 15, Hot Resistance: +1, Single Equip
4130	jittery empty agua de vida bottle	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4131	altered boot plant	1	good	Effect: "Infernal Thirst", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2009-06"
4132	bad distilled sham champagne	5	decent	Last Available: "2009-06"
4133	adjusted magnetized twirling tempura air	0		Effect: "Beta Carotene Overdose", Effect Duration: 41
4134	electrified blinking purple pressurized potion of pneumaticity	0		Effect: "Gummi Badass", Effect Duration: 60
4135	moveable feast	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2009-11", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.35
4136	bouncing blinking spinning prompt supercharged Bag o' Tricks of the wise owl of the overflowing toilet	0		Mysticality: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Adventures: +3, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Open the Bag o' Tricks", Last Available: "2009-07"
4137	ghostly slime stack	0		
4138	a rumpled paper strip	0		
4139	a creased paper strip	0		
4140	a folded paper strip	0		
4141	a crinkled paper strip	0		
4142	a crumpled paper strip	0		
4143	a ragged paper strip	0		
4144	bouncing a ripped paper strip	0		
4145	jittery spinning avaricious funny paper hat	0		Meat Drop: +30, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 2"
4146	galvanized galvanized activated sand	0		Effect: "Devil Inside", Effect Duration: 55
4147	lion tamer's beefy charged magnet	0		Muscle: +10, Experience (familiar): +2, Last Available: "2009-09"
4148	stone sphere	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2009-09"
4149	quadroculars	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2009-09"
4150	lime green lint	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4151	alkaline olive dubious peppermint	0		Effect: "Spirit of Alph", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2020-09"
4152	vacuum-sealed non-polarized galvanized upside-down Elvish delight	0		Effect: "Frog In Your Throat", Effect Duration: 22
4153	ghostly rockfish stomach	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4154	live lobster	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4155	lime green wok lobster	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4156	blurry pebbles	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4157	gravel	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4158	skewed rock	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4159	rock lobster	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4160	enchanted practically non-alcoholic tolerable pebblebr&auml;u	1	good	Effect: "Starry-Eyed", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2009-09"
4161	rotten rocky road ice cream	3	crappy	Last Available: "2009-09"
4162	wobbly extra-strength rubber bands	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4163	warmed warmed skewed children of the candy corn	0		Effect: "Super Accuracy", Effect Duration: 58
4164	dry squat cyan Good 'n' Slimy	0		Effect: "Hip to Be Square Dancin'", Effect Duration: 62
4165	flame-wreathed therapeutic shellacked Staff of the Soupbone	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Hot Spell Damage: +10, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
4166	Van der Graaf Voluminous Radio Pants	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "2xGhoul, cap 37"
4167	censurious Voluminous Radio Hat	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhoul, cap 37"
4168	ghostly teal foul-smelling Voluminous Radio Sneakers	0		Stench Damage: +10, Single Equip
4169	4-d camera	0		
4170	shaking 4-d camera	0		
4171	crystallized memory	0		
4172	ghostly Rosewater's rock helmet	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "1xGhuol, cap 25"
4173	rock pants of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Familiar Effect: "1.5xBarrr, 1xGhuol, cap 25"
4174	rock necklace of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7, Single Equip
4175	purple spaghetti cult robe	0		
4176	sugar sheet	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4177	Tome of Sugar Shummoning	0		Free Pull, Skill: "Summon Sugar Sheets"
4178	sugar shotgun of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Breakable, Last Available: "2009-09"
4179	Jim Carey's sugar shillelagh	0		Monster Level: +25, Breakable, Last Available: "2009-09"
4180	sizzling sugar shank	0		Hot Damage: +10, Breakable, Last Available: "2009-09"
4181	auspicious curative sugar chapeau of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Item Drop: +10, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Breakable, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xVolley, 2xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2009-09"
4182	baleful sugar shorts	0		Spell Damage: +25, Breakable, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 1xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2009-09"
4183	twirling fuchsia sugar shield	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Breakable, Last Available: "2009-09"
4184	slime convention swag bag	0		
4185	squat slime convention flyers	0		
4186	slime convention coupons	0		
4187	maroon mansplainer's slime convention pin	0		Monster Level: +15
4188	slime convention t-shirt	0		
4189	inverse geode	0		
4190	wobbly control crystal	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4191	narrow upside-down smooth sugar shirt	0		Moxie: +15, Breakable, Last Available: "2009-09"
4192	sugar shard	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4193	greasy rave visor	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1.5xPotato, cap 37", Raveosity: +2
4194	therapeutic baggy rave pants	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 37", Raveosity: +2
4195	tumbling green pacifier necklace of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Single Equip, Raveosity: +2
4196	blue sea cowbell	0		
4197	sea	0		
4198	sea lasso	0		
4199	spinning yellow Newton's beefy sea cowboy hat of the blizzard	0		Muscle: +10, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xLep"
4200	jittery jittery grouper fangirl	0		
4201	gill rings	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4202	bouncing urchin roe	0		
4203	pet anemone	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4204	tumbling Mer-kin cheatsheet	0		
4205	green twirling Mer-kin wordquiz	0		
4206	pulsating smartaleck's brand new key	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Item Drop: +5
4207	green executive dorsal fin	0		Meat Drop: +40
4208	skate skates	0		
4209	skate skin	0		
4210	wobbly roller skate decoy	0		
4211	mermaid's purse	0		
4212	underwater slingshot	0		
4213	asbestos-lined Temple Grandin's skate blade	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Hot Resistance: +5
4214	spinning spangly unitard	0		
4215	squat zippy lion tamer's collapsible baton	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Initiative: +20
4216	groupie lipstick	0		
4217	mirror yellow groupie bra	0		
4218	tarnished ionized red groupie spangles	0		Effect: "Hippy Flavor", Effect Duration: 62
4219	asbestos-lined dog trainer's skate board	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Hot Resistance: +5
4220	S.A.V.E. flyer	0		
4221	yield shield of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2009-09"
4222	map to the Skate Park	0		
4223	squamous polyp	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4224	teal unspeakable lozenges	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2009-10"
4225	skewed pulsating roller skate doll	0		
4226	blurry crafty Star of Bravery	0		Maximum MP: +10, Single Equip
4227	hungover chauvinist pig	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2010-10"
4228	mirror perfectly ordinary frog	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2010-10"
4229	amphibious tophat	0		Equips On: "Dancing Frog", Familiar Effect: "adventure underwater"
4230	bottle of Cochon Noir	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4231	ice skate decoy	0		
4232	ice skate doll	0		
4233	hacienda key	0		
4234	beefy pat&eacute; knife	0		Muscle: +10
4235	salt-shaker	0		
4236	pulsating can of sterno	0		
4237	cyan cheese-slicer of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20
4238	super-sized spoiled beef jerky	5	crappy	
4239	miser's pipe wrench	0		Meat Drop: +10
4240	extra-quantum boiled tumbling blue gun cleaning kit	0		Effect: "Slippery Tongue", Effect Duration: 30
4241	baleful sleep mask	0		Spell Damage: +25, Blind, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 37"
4242	greedy sock garters	0		Meat Drop: +20, Single Equip
4243	ionized bouncing mariachi toothpaste	0		Effect: "Inebriate Pride", Effect Duration: 13
4244	jittery spinning leather-bound tome of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15
4245	narrow bookmark	0		
4246	electrified ivory cue ball	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
4247	delicious weak tumbling maroon decanter of fine Scotch	2	awesome	
4248	diluted red spinning squat expensive cigar	1		Effect: "Macho Profundo", Effect Duration: 35
4249	tophat	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4250	fisherman's sack	0		
4251	fish-oil smoke bomb	0		
4252	frozen magnetized vial of squid ink	0		Effect: "Carol of the Bones", Effect Duration: 25
4253	improved unsweetened spinning potion of speed	0		Effect: "Biologically Shocked", Effect Duration: 38
4254	mirror bark	0		Last Available: "2009-10"
4255	bouncing Wolfman Nardz	0		Last Available: "2009-10"
4256	boiled sap	0		Effect: "Brother Corsican's Blessing", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2009-10"
4257	petrified wood	0		Last Available: "2009-10"
4258	yummy massive upside-down chocolate-covered scarab beetle	9	awesome	Last Available: "2009-10"
4259	practically non-alcoholic smooth tumbling mulled cider	1	awesome	Last Available: "2009-10"
4260	wolfman mask	0		Familiar Effect: "8xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2009-10"
4261	pumpkinhead mask	0		Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2009-10"
4262	mummy costume	0		Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2009-10"
4263	skewed Ax of L'rose	0		Last Available: "2009-10"
4264	gray mansplainer's bark boxers	0		Monster Level: +15, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xVolley, cap 10", Last Available: "2009-10"
4265	foul-smelling bark beret	0		Stench Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, 2.5xLep, cap 10", Last Available: "2009-10"
4266	green mansplainer's bark bracelet	0		Monster Level: +15, Single Equip
4267	blurry stanky frosty Krakrox's Loincloth	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Class: "Seal Clubber", Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 2xPotato, cap 31"
4268	medical-grade Socratic Galapagosian Cuisses	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, MP regen, cap 31"
4269	bouncing mansplainer's vibrating Angelhair Culottes	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Monster Level: +15, Class: "Pastamancer", Familiar Effect: "1.5xPotato, 2xGhoul, cap 31"
4270	ghostly hale Newman's Own Trousers of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Maximum HP: +20, Class: "Sauceror", Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xPotato, cap 31"
4271	curative forbidden Volartta's bellbottoms	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Class: "Disco Bandit", Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1.5xFairy, cap 31"
4272	lard-coated Lederhosen of the Night of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Class: "Accordion Thief", Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xGhuol, cap 31"
4273	colloidal nitrogenated spinning ribbon candy	0		Effect: "Bark of the Dog", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2020-09"
4274	narrow Underworld acorn	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2009-10"
4275	Underworld trunk	0		Last Available: "2009-10"
4276	wobbly Lo Pan's Socratic Underworld truncheon of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Last Available: "2009-10"
4277	scorching Da Vinci's Staff of the Woodfire of dire peril	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Weapon Damage: +20, Hot Damage: +25, Last Available: "2009-10"
4278	Sherlock's sizzling careful Underworld flail	0		Monster Level: -10, Hot Damage: +10, Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2009-10"
4279	Mer-kin cancerstick	0		
4280	Mer-kin sawdust	0		
4281	hardy studded Mer-kin bunwig	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Maximum HP: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley"
4282	banded sage crappy Mer-kin mask of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Mysticality Percent: +10, Damage Absorption: +100, Adventure Underwater, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xBarrr"
4283	groovy cool crappy Mer-kin tailpiece	0		Moxie: +5, Moxie Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy"
4284	blurry family-friendly Socratic Rosewater's Mer-kin gladiator mask	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Adventure Underwater, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr"
4285	blurry upside-down friendly coward's Mer-kin scholar mask of the glutton	0		Monster Level: -20, Familiar Weight: +3, Food Drop: +100, Adventure Underwater, Familiar Effect: "cold atk"
4286	jittery fireproof educational slick Mer-kin gladiator tailpiece	0		Moxie: +10, Experience: +1, Hot Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy"
4287	frosty vibrating Mer-kin scholar tailpiece of horror	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1.5xBarrr, 1xFairy"
4288	skewed banded wicked Mer-kin headguard of Leguizamo	0		Spell Damage: +5, Damage Absorption: +100, Monster Level: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk"
4289	rosy-cheeked Mer-kin waistrope	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30
4290	lightning-fast groovy Mer-kin facecowl of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Moxie Percent: +10, Initiative: +40
4291	Mer-kin thighguard of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60
4292	red spinning Jim Carey's Socratic Mer-kin dodgeball of the empath	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Monster Level: +25, Familiar Weight: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ball Bust", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ball Sweat", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ball Sack"
4293	vibrating thinker's Mer-kin dragnet of the pedagogue	0		Mysticality: +10, Experience: +3, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Net Gain", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Net Loss", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Net Neutrality"
4294	flame-wreathed clever banded Mer-kin switchblade	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Maximum MP: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blade Sling", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blade Roller", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blade Runner"
4295	jittery crystal orb of spirit wrangling	0		
4296	depleted uranium seal figurine	0		
4297	executive censurious Ass-Stompers of Violence of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Meat Drop: +40, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Stomp Ass"
4298	shaking auspicious family-friendly deadly Brand of Violence	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Item Drop: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Brand"
4299	personal trainer's boxer's Novelty Belt Buckle of Violence of Gandalf	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Single Equip
4300	pulsating wizardly Lens of Violence of vim and vigor of the businessman	0		Mysticality: +25, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Meat Drop: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Violent Gaze", Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr"
4301	careful rock-hard Pigsticker of Violence of the boozehound	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Monster Level: -10, Booze Drop: +100
4302	lion tamer's Jodhpurs of Violence of courage of the sweet-tooth	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Spooky Resistance: +3, Candy Drop: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Mosh", Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato"
4303	asbestos-lined sharpshooter's thinker's Cold Stone of Hatred	0		Mysticality: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Hot Resistance: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Chilling Grip"
4304	twirling avaricious frightening Oprah's Girdle of Hatred	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Spooky Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +30, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Tighten Girdle"
4305	skewed careful ruddy Staff of Simmering Hatred of the storm	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Monster Level: -10
4306	healthy fortified groovy Pantaloons of Hatred	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Damage Absorption: +60, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "[7156]Static Shock", Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 2xVolley"
4307	wobbly upside-down scandalous shellacked Fuzzy Slippers of Hatred of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Damage Reduction: 7, Sleaze Damage: +5, Single Equip
4308	squat inspector's family-friendly strapping Lens of Hatred	0		Muscle: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Item Drop: +15, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Hateful Gaze", Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xBarrr"
4309	hardy smartaleck's Rosewater's Treads of Loathing	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Moxie Percent: +30, Maximum HP: +50, Single Equip, Cloathing
4310	flame-retardant double-paned Jeselnik's Scepter of Loathing	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +5, Hot Resistance: +1, Cloathing
4311	Sherlock's family-friendly rosewater-soaked Belt of Loathing	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Item Drop: +25, Single Equip, Cloathing
4312	huge auspicious padded Goggles of Loathing of the scaredy-cat	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Monster Level: -15, Item Drop: +10, Cloathing, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, 1.5xBarrr"
4313	wobbly fireproof flame-retardant wool Stick-Knife of Loathing	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Hot Resistance: 4, Cloathing
4314	wobbly up-at-dawn ruddy baleful Jeans of Loathing	0		Spell Damage: +25, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Adventures: +5, Cloathing, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xPotato"
4315	ruddy Annual Ascot	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40
4316	shaking auspicious fireproof Newton's Sledgehammer of the V&aelig;lkyr	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Hot Resistance: +3, Item Drop: +10, Class: "Seal Clubber", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Bashing Slam Smash"
4317	mirror wool banded forbidden Flail of the Seven Aspects	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Damage Absorption: +100, Cold Resistance: +1, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Turtle of Seven Tails"
4318	therapeutic Samson's Wrath of the Capsaician Pastalords of the early riser	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Adventures: +7, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Class: "Pastamancer", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Noodles of Fire"
4319	red executive foul-smelling resourceful Windsor Pan of the Source	0		Maximum MP: +50, Stench Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +40, Class: "Sauceror", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Saucemageddon"
4320	skewed stanky studded savvy Seeger's Unstoppable Banjo	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Damage Absorption: +80, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Class: "Disco Bandit", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Funk Bluegrass Fusion"
4321	medical-grade curative The Trickster's Trikitixa of the brazier of horror	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, HP Regen Min: 10, HP Regen Max: 15, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Extreme High Note"
4322	bouncing skewed Temple Grandin's Oprah's Claw of the Infernal Seal of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: 90, Familiar Weight: +7, Class: "Seal Clubber", Single Equip
4323	upside-down rosewater-soaked healthy dangerous Garter of the Turtle Poacher	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Stench Resistance: +3, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Single Equip
4324	mansplainer's Socratic Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Monster Level: +15, Class: "Pastamancer", Single Equip
4325	Newton's brawny Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob of bravery	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Spooky Resistance: +5, Class: "Sauceror", Single Equip
4326	flame-retardant mansplainer's manspreader's Bling of the New Wave	0		Monster Level: 25, Hot Resistance: +1, Class: "Disco Bandit", Single Equip, Extra Pickpocket
4327	nippy Fonzie's La Hebilla del Cintur&oacute;n de Lopez	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Cold Damage: +10, Item Drop: +5, Class: "Accordion Thief", Single Equip
4328	huge suspicious stocking	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2009-12"
4329	bag of many confections	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4330	decent narrow green candy kneecapping stick	3	good	Last Available: "2009-12"
4331	rotten licorice garrote	4	crappy	Last Available: "2009-12"
4332	brawny candy knuckles	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Last Available: "2009-12"
4333	moldy diet green jawbruiser	1	crappy	Last Available: "2010-12"
4334	ionized wobbly jittery chocolate car	0		Effect: "damage.enh", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2009-12"
4335	squat plastic 11 Dealer of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2009-12"
4336	chaotic plastic Crimbo Casino	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Last Available: "2009-12"
4337	vibrating plastic stocking mimic	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2009-12"
4338	reassuring plastic Don Crimbo	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2009-12"
4339	plastic Crimbomination of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2009-12"
4340	triple-galvanized extra-deionized maroon Piddles	0		Effect: "Patched In", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2009-12"
4341	boiled pulsating BitterSweetTarts	0		Effect: "Cold Hard Skin", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2009-12"
4342	energized liquefied Polka Pop	0		Effect: "Burning Tongue", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2009-12"
4343	upside-down Crimbuck	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4344	Crimbo wreath	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4345	blinking green string of Crimbo lights	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4346	plastic Crimbo reindeer	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4347	squat gingerbread house	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4348	leftover Crimbo rations	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4349	steel-toed snow hat	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, cap 12", Last Available: "2009-12"
4350	shaking snow pants of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xPotato, cap 12", Last Available: "2009-12"
4351	shaking supercharged snow belly	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-12"
4352	ghostly bouncing pile of loose snow	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4353	Crimbough	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4354	shaking A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1	0		Skill: "Holiday Weight Gain", Last Available: "2009-12"
4355	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2	0		Skill: "Jingle Bells", Last Available: "2009-12"
4356	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3	0		Skill: "Candyblast", Last Available: "2009-12"
4357	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4	0		Skill: "Surge of Icing", Last Available: "2009-12"
4358	upside-down A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5	0		Skill: "Stealth Mistletoe", Last Available: "2009-12"
4359	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6	0		Skill: "Cringle's Curative Carol", Last Available: "2009-12"
4360	half-sized adequate pulsating tumbling expired can of franks 'n' beans	2	good	Last Available: "2009-12"
4361	distilled artisanal expired bottle of peppermint schnapps	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2009-12"
4362	squat snow halo	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2009-12"
4363	elf resistance button	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4364	concentrated red blinking elven suicide capsule	0		Effect: "Stinky Weapon", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2009-12"
4365	thick tasty penguin focaccia bread	5	awesome	Last Available: "2009-12"
4366	smooth weak herringcello	2	awesome	Last Available: "2009-12"
4367	mediocre huge elven cellocello	3	decent	Last Available: "2009-12"
4368	wrench handle	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4369	handful of headless bolts	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4370	bottle of agitprop ink	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4371	handful of wires	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4372	chunk of cement	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4373	grappling hook	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4374	elf ear	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4375	tumbling spiraling shape	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4376	gray Crimbomination Contraption	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4377	twirling boxer's throwing wrench	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Last Available: "2009-12"
4378	pair of bolt cutters of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Last Available: "2009-12"
4379	poison pen of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Last Available: "2009-12"
4380	veiny speed limit shield	0		Maximum HP: +10, Last Available: "2009-12"
4381	huge huge reassuring supercharged live wire	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Spooky Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2009-12"
4382	zippy reassuring misfit dolly	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2009-12"
4383	misfit hobby horse of James Dean of the cheetah	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2009-12"
4384	spinning auspicious misfit teddy bear of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2009-12"
4385	stiffened boxer's pocketwatch on a chain	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Damage Reduction: 1, Last Available: "2009-12"
4386	inspector's Da Vinci's cement sandals	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Item Drop: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-12"
4387	huge avaricious weightlifter's night-vision goggles	0		Muscle: +15, Meat Drop: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-12"
4388	passable elf mask	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2", Last Available: "2009-12"
4389	supercharged peanut brittle shield	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2009-12"
4390	rosewater-soaked double-paned Red Rover BB gun	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2009-12"
4391	red-and-green sweater of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "[7094]Static Shock", Last Available: "2009-12"
4392	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	0		Skill: "Summon Crimbo Candy", Last Available: "2009-12"
4393	concentrated adjusted squat ghostly Crimbo peppermint bark	0		Effect: "Analog Drunk", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2009-12"
4394	vacuum-sealed Crimbo fudge	0		Effect: "Egged On", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2009-12"
4395	adjusted quadruple-altered triple-wet spinning Crimbo pecan	0		Effect: "Bone Chilling", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2009-12"
4396	bouncing Jack-in-the-box	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4397	crank handle	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2009-12"
4398	cheese ball	0		Last Available: "2010-01"
4399	cheese sword of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2010-01", Stinky Cheese
4400	upside-down frightening cheese diaper	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1.5xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2010-01", Stinky Cheese
4401	mirror mirror blinking Newton's cheese wheel	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2010-01", Stinky Cheese
4402	beefy cheese eye	0		Muscle: +10, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Give Your Opponent the Stinkeye", Last Available: "2010-01", Stinky Cheese
4403	wobbly ghostly asbestos-lined hale Newton's Staff of Queso Escusado	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Maximum HP: +20, Hot Resistance: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2010-01", Stinky Cheese
4405	skewed foreign box	0		
4406	The Art of Slapfighting	0		Class: "Seal Clubber", Skill: "Iron Palm Technique", Last Available: "2010-06"
4407	Uncle Romulus	0		Class: "Turtle Tamer", Skill: "Curiosity of Br'er Tarrypin", Last Available: "2010-03"
4408	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	0		Class: "Pastamancer", Skill: "Stringozzi Serpent", Last Available: "2010-04"
4409	Zu Mannk&auml;se Dienen	0		Class: "Sauceror", Skill: "K&auml;seso&szlig;esturm", Last Available: "2010-01"
4410	The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones	0		Class: "Disco Bandit", Skill: "Kung Fu Hustler", Last Available: "2011-01"
4411	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	0		Class: "Accordion Thief", Skill: "Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration", Last Available: "2010-02"
4412	adequate thick twirling quantum taco	0	???	Last Available: "2010-10"
4413	aged Schr&ouml;dinger's thermos	0	???	Last Available: "2010-04"
4414	colorful plastic ball	0		Last Available: "2010-01"
4415	upside-down sealhide hood of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 40"
4416	lime green censurious sealhide leggings	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, cap 40"
4417	twirling executive sealhide cloak	0		Meat Drop: +40
4418	squat lard-coated sealhide buckler	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
4419	green mirror dance instructor's sealhide whip	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10
4420	upside-down clever sealhide moccasins	0		Maximum MP: +20, Single Equip
4421	sealhide gloves of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25
4422	therapeutic sealhide belt	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
4423	sealhide snare	0		
4424	cyan puzzling trophy	0		
4425	alkaline maroon sealhide seal doll	0		Effect: "Memory of Resilience", Effect Duration: 38
4426	shaking hymnal	0		Skill: "Canticle of Carboloading"
4428	chilly glowstick on a string	0		Cold Damage: +5, Raveosity: +1
4429	flame-wreathed candy necklace	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Raveosity: +1
4430	resourceful teddybear backpack	0		Maximum MP: +50, Raveosity: +1
4431	jittery NPZR chemistry set	0		Last Available: "2011-08"
4432	dry invisibility potion	0		Effect: "Frigid Weapon", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2011-08"
4433	nitrogenated dry pickled mirror irresistibility potion	0		Effect: "Ponderous Potency", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2011-08"
4434	energized dry irritability potion	0		Effect: "Jaba&ntilde;ero Saucesphere", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2011-08"
4436	cube	0		Last Available: "2011-02"
4438	mirror hellseal whisker	0		
4439	yellow spinning hellseal claw	0		
4440	cyan upside-down wholesome guard turtle shell	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 40"
4441	lime green lightning-fast crowbar	0		Initiative: +40
4442	up-at-dawn spaghetti cult rosary	0		Adventures: +5
4443	lightning-fast spaghetti cult mask	0		Initiative: +40, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xGhuol, cap 38"
4444	olive guard turtle collar	0		Familiar Damage: +10
4445	mirror occult spangly mariachi pants	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Familiar Effect: "2xFairy, 2xPotato, cap 37"
4446	brainy spangly mariachi vest of Gandalf	0		Mysticality: +5, Spell Critical Percent: +20
4447	blurry baleful spangly sombrero	0		Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "2xFairy, 2xPotato, cap 37"
4448	mixed twirling huge fuchsia Instant Karma	1	decent	
4449	painting of a landscape	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4450	skewed map to The Landscaper's Lair	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4451	thinker's pointy hat	0		Mysticality: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 27", Last Available: "2010-04"
4452	curative machetito	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2010-04"
4453	lawnmower blade of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2010-04"
4454	grass clippings	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
4455	narrow vibrating The Landscaper's leafblower	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2010-04"
4456	narrow snowball	0		
4457	snailmail bits	0		
4458	frightening experienced snailmail coif	0		Experience: +2, Spooky Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 41"
4459	family-friendly Oprah's snailmail breeches	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 0.5xFairy, cap 41"
4460	dog trainer's manspreader's snailmail hauberk	0		Monster Level: +10, Experience (familiar): +1
4461	pressed seal-brain elixir	0		Effect: "Squatting and Thrusting", Effect Duration: 25
4462	dry chocolate seal-clubbing club	0		Effect: "Mighty Shout", Effect Duration: 24
4463	enhanced ghostly chocolate turtle totem	0		Effect: "Cosmic Flavor", Effect Duration: 38
4464	double-corrupted corrupted vacuum-sealed red chocolate pasta spoon	0		Effect: "Mortarfied", Effect Duration: 19
4465	double-pickled chocolate saucepan	0		Effect: "Disco Inferno", Effect Duration: 19
4466	colloidal chocolate disco ball	0		Effect: "Dreadful Heat", Effect Duration: 57
4467	vacuum-sealed triple-dry chocolate stolen accordion	0		Effect: "Certainty", Effect Duration: 40
4468	Libram of BRICKOs	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2010-02", Skill: "Summon BRICKOs"
4469	wobbly BRICKO brick	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4470	maroon BRICKO eye brick	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4471	flame-retardant BRICKO hat	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 7", Last Available: "2010-02"
4472	groovy BRICKO pants	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, 2xLep, 1xPotato, cap 22", Last Available: "2010-02"
4473	red Tesla BRICKO sword	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2010-02"
4474	BRICKO ooze	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4475	jittery BRICKO bat	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4476	BRICKO oyster	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4477	BRICKO turtle	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4478	twirling BRICKO elephant	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4479	pulsating blinking BRICKO octopus	0		Last Available: "2010-02", Wiki Name: "BRICKO octopus (item)"
4480	blurry spinning BRICKO python	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4481	twirling BRICKO vacuum cleaner	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4482	BRICKO airship	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4483	lime green BRICKO cathedral	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4484	BRICKO gargantuchicken	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4485	BRICKO pyramid	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4486	BRICKO pearl	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4487	BRICKO bulwark of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Last Available: "2010-02"
4488	jittery BRICKO trunk	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4489	gilded BRICKO brick	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4490	gilded BRICKO chalice	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4491	twirling BRICKO brick	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4492	lime green upside-down BRICKO brick	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4493	broken BRICKO brick	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4494	skewed BRICKO reactor	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4495	BRICKO egg	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4496	extra-heavy BRICKO brick	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2010-02"
4497	quantum improved lime green recording of The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder	0		Effect: "Aspect of the GravyPlum Fairy", Effect Duration: 60
4498	altered moist recording of Benetton's Medley of Diversity	0		Effect: "Adventurer's Best Friendship", Effect Duration: 67
4499	activated recording of Elron's Explosive Etude	0		Effect: "The Grass...  Is Blue...", Effect Duration: 21
4500	alkaline alkaline blinking huge recording of Chorale of Companionship	0		Effect: "Human-Fish Hybrid", Effect Duration: 40
4501	cold-filtered polarized mirror recording of Prelude of Precision	0		Effect: "Meat the Flintstones", Effect Duration: 45
4502	denatured shaking recording of Donho's Bubbly Ballad	0		Effect: "Fungal Fortification", Effect Duration: 50
4503	dry wet squat recording of Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	0		Effect: "Phairly Balanced", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2010-02"
4504	heart of the volcano of Gandalf of temperance	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +5
4505	magnetized ionized upside-down Northern pemmican	0		Effect: "Square to be Hip", Effect Duration: 63
4506	puzzling ribbon	0		
4507	Clan looking glass	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2010-03"
4508	Vulcanized activated blue narrow &quot;DRINK ME&quot; potion	0		Effect: "Bilious Brawn", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2010-03"
4509	reflection of a map	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4510	decent walrus ice cream	4	good	Last Available: "2010-03"
4511	delicious half-sized beautiful soup	2	awesome	Last Available: "2010-03"
4512	eggman noodles	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4513	tumbling Vial of <i>jus de larmes</i>	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4514	huge bland Humpty Dumplings	8	decent	Last Available: "2010-03"
4515	flavorless Lobster <i>qua</i> Grill	3	decent	Last Available: "2010-03"
4516	acceptable watered-down missing wine	2	good	Last Available: "2010-03"
4517	rotten matter custard	4	crappy	Last Available: "2010-03"
4518	altered ionized comfit?	0		Effect: "Perfect Hair", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2010-03"
4519	lime green ghostly ittah bittah hookah	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2010-03"
4520	green Newton's smooth flamingo mallet	0		Moxie: +15, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Last Available: "2010-03"
4521	blinking croquet hedgehog	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4522	Tiger-lily's milk	1	crappy	Last Available: "2010-03"
4523	upside-down hardy grievous eye of the Tiger-lily	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Maximum HP: +50, Last Available: "2010-03"
4524	steel-toed educational wig	0		Experience: +1, Damage Reduction: 9, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, 1xGhuol, cap 17", Last Available: "2010-03"
4525	adequate thick twirling blue donut	5	good	Last Available: "2010-03"
4526	miniature bland bucket of honey	2	decent	Last Available: "2010-03"
4527	purple mirror chaotic hardy elephant stinger	0		Maximum HP: +50, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Last Available: "2010-03"
4528	low-calorie stale dragon snaps	1	decent	Last Available: "2010-03"
4529	Socratic boxer's snapdragon pistil	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Last Available: "2010-03"
4530	twirling puff of smoke	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4531	moldy snack-sized squat rook cookie	2	crappy	Last Available: "2010-03"
4532	super-sized adequate enchanted bishop cookie	5	good	Effect: "Celestial Body", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2010-03"
4533	yummy super-sized knight cookie	5	awesome	Last Available: "2010-03"
4534	rotten gigantic skewed skewed king cookie	7	crappy	Last Available: "2010-03"
4535	flavorless queen cookie	3	decent	Effect: "Towering Strength", Last Available: "2010-03"
4536	mirror fairy-worn boots	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-08"
4537	insane tophat of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 7", Last Available: "2010-03"
4538	shellacked forbidden helm of the knight	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Damage Reduction: 7, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 15", Last Available: "2010-03"
4539	blinking flame-retardant wristwatch of the knight of the sweet-tooth	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Candy Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-03", Nonstackable Watch
4540	avaricious brawny trousers of the knight	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Meat Drop: +30, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2.5xPotato, 2xLep, cap 15", Last Available: "2010-03"
4541	Samson's tophat	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, cap 25"
4542	lime green bouncing crafty tie	0		Maximum MP: +10, Single Equip
4543	upside-down spinning friendly tuxedo pants	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 25"
4544	porpoise	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4545	huge pocketwatch	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4546	pulsating bandersnatch	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4547	huge skewed caterpillar	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4548	wobbly walrus	0		Last Available: "2010-03", Synergetic
4549	purple carpenter	0		Last Available: "2010-03", Synergetic
4550	dodo	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4551	squat Herculean detour shield	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Last Available: "2010-03"
4552	blurry left parenthesis	0		
4553	bouncing pulsating lowercase a	0		
4554	percent sign	0		
4555	left bracket	0		
4556	right parenthesis	0		
4557	skewed dollar sign	0		
4558	equal sign	0		
4559	bouncing mirror record album	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4560	blurry map to Professor Jacking's laboratory	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4561	can of depilatory cream	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4562	red hair of the calf	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4563	aged weak world's most unappetizing beverage	2	awesome	Last Available: "2010-04"
4564	twirling Temple Grandin's slippery when wet shield	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Last Available: "2010-04"
4565	stale huge raisin	8	decent	Last Available: "2010-04"
4566	fly glasses	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Last Available: "2010-04"
4567	squat twirling careful Annie Oakley's flyest of shirts	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Monster Level: -10, Last Available: "2010-04"
4568	jumbo moldy a dance upon the palate	5	crappy	Last Available: "2010-04"
4569	huge spoiled prehistoric meteorite jawbreaker	7	crappy	Last Available: "2010-04"
4570	Crazyleg's razor	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4571	bland squirmy violent party snack	4	decent	Last Available: "2010-04"
4572	squat smartaleck's can-you-dig-it?	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Last Available: "2010-04"
4573	lime green The Legendary Beat	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4574	blurry panicked kernel	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2010-04"
4575	bugged beanie	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Last Available: "2010-04"
4576	bugged balaclava	0		Monster Level: +20, Equips On: "Baby Bugged Bugbear", Last Available: "2010-04"
4577	bugged b&Atilde;&para;n&plusmn;&Atilde;&copy;t	0		Food Drop: +5, Pants Drop: +5, Candy Drop: +5, Equips On: "Baby Bugged Bugbear", Last Available: "2010-04"
4578	wobbly meat st&permil;&iquest;bing club	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4579	pressed Knob G&Atilde;&para;blin l&Atilde;&sup2;ve potion	0		Effect: "Moose Wisdom", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2010-04"
4580	school Mafi<i>a kni</i>cke&frac12;&aelig; of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2010-04"
4581	upside-down flame-retardant extremely unsafe T&Icirc;&curren;&loz;lisman of Bai&oslash;&Dagger;	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Hot Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2010-04", Wiki Name: "Bugged baio"
4582	skewed blurry fat bottom quark	0		Last Available: "2010-05"
4583	olive glob of skin	0		
4584	moldy six wedges of goat cheese	4	crappy	
4585	collection of objects	0		
4586	shaking wobbly boulder	0		
4587	goth	0		
4588	brown pixel	0		
4589	up-at-dawn pixel whip	0		Adventures: +5
4590	resourceful pixel chain whip	0		Maximum MP: +50, Last Available: "2010-07"
4591	blue brawny pixel morning star	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Last Available: "2010-07"
4592	pixel orb	0		Last Available: "2010-07"
4593	olive pixellated moneybag	0		Last Available: "2010-07"
4594	ghostly pixel cross	0		
4595	pixel holy water	0		Last Available: "2010-07"
4596	map to Vanya's Castle	0		Last Available: "2010-07"
4597	8-Bit Power magazine	0		Last Available: "2010-07"
4598	pixel stopwatch	0		Last Available: "2010-07"
4599	squat mirror bottle opener	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4600	map to the Kegger in the Woods	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4601	weak acceptable plastic cup of beer	2	good	Last Available: "2010-06"
4602	orquette's phone number	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4603	blurry bronze handcuffs	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4604	keg	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4605	arcane researcher's bottle of Goldschn&ouml;ckered of vim and vigor	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Goldensh&ouml;wer", Last Available: "2010-06"
4606	tiny bland sun-dried tofu	1	decent	Effect: "Deadened palate", Effect Duration: 1, Last Available: "2010-08"
4607	perfectly mixed spinning soyburger juice	3	EPIC	Effect: "Oversaturated Palate", Effect Duration: 1, Last Available: "2010-08"
4608	mirror narrow respected companion biscuit	0		Last Available: "2010-08"
4609	lime green essential tofu	0		Last Available: "2010-08"
4610	corrupted quantum double-frozen essential soy	0		Effect: "Wax On Your Shoes", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2010-08"
4611	nitrogenated alkaline quadruple-energized essential cameraderie	0		Effect: "Cute Vision", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2010-08"
4612	souvenir drawing	0		Last Available: "2010-08"
4613	huge map to the Magic Commune	0		Last Available: "2010-08"
4614	razor-sharp Crown of Thrones	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2010-05"
4615	perfectly mixed practically non-alcoholic blinking Cinco Mayo Lager	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	Last Available: "2010-05"
4616	Underworld sapling	0		Last Available: "2009-10"
4617	pruning shears	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4618	mirror spinning plastic cup of flat beer	0		
4619	spinning teal frisbee	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4620	motorcycle	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2010-06"
4621	Game Grid token	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4622	Game Grid ticket	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4623	boiled polarized chocolate-covered caviar	0		Effect: "Enraged", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2020-09"
4624	moldy purple pawn cookie	4	crappy	Last Available: "2010-06"
4625	modified coffee pixie stick	1	good	Last Available: "2010-06"
4626	mirror twirling lime green superduperball	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4627	finger cuffs	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4628	squat parachute guy	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4629	scandalous plastic spider ring	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Shoot Web", Last Available: "2010-06"
4630	supercool plastic kazoo	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Last Available: "2010-06"
4631	mirror beefcake's inflatable baseball bat	0		Muscle: +25, Last Available: "2010-06"
4632	blue miser's medical-grade googly-star hat	0		Meat Drop: +10, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "atk", Last Available: "2010-06"
4633	baleful googly-ball hat of Flo-Jo	0		Spell Damage: +25, Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2010-06"
4634	maroon asbestos-lined baleful googly-heart hat	0		Spell Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2010-06"
4635	prompt fireproof super-sweet boom box	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Adventures: +3, Four Songs, Last Available: "2010-06"
4636	yellow Game Grid valued membership card	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4637	slick sinister demon mask of the brute	0		Moxie: +10, Muscle Percent: +30, Item Drop: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2010-06"
4638	skewed wool manspreader's wizardly streetfighting champion's belt	0		Mysticality: +25, Monster Level: +10, Cold Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-06"
4639	scandalous beefcake's Space Trip safety headphones of temperance	0		Muscle: +25, Sleaze Damage: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-06"
4640	mansplainer's LARP carp	0		Monster Level: +15
4641	wobbly experienced KoL Con Six Pack of Flo-Jo	0		Experience: +2, Initiative: +100
4642	Gregarious Gregorian Smock of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25
4643	Van der Graaf rxr shield	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2010-06"
4644	blurry nasty Juju Mojo Mask of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Stench Damage: +5, Item Drop: +5, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2010-07"
4645	strapping space trooper helmet	0		Muscle: +5, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 2"
4646	miser's auspicious curative Meteoid ice beam	0		Item Drop: +10, Meat Drop: +10, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2011-12"
4647	lime green crafty Samson's groovy Dungeon Fist gauntlet	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Experience (Muscle): +5, Maximum MP: +10, Last Available: "2011-06"
4648	Schmalz's First Prize Beer	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4649	blurry chiptune guitar	0		Item Drop: +25, Equips On: "Mini-Hipster", Familiar Effect: "item drop"
4650	gray mirror fixed-gear bicycle	0		Experience: +3, Equips On: "Mini-Hipster", Familiar Effect: "stats"
4651	ironic moustache	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Familiar Effect: "+10 lbs"
4652	brainy ironic knit cap of the overflowing toilet	0		Mysticality: +5, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 2xPotato, cap 10"
4653	purple ironic sunglasses	0		Single Equip, Thorns: 1
4654	therapeutic ironic battle spoon	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
4655	family-friendly Van der Graaf hardened ironic jogging shorts	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Sleaze Resistance: +1, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 6xGhuol, cap 10"
4656	squat mole skin notebook of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20
4657	pair of jeans	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4658	map to Ellsbury's Claim	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4659	blue blackberry galoshes of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Single Equip
4660	squat savvy strapping trout fang	0		Muscle: +5, Mysticality Percent: +20, Last Available: "2010-09"
4661	adequate thick poisonous caviar	5	good	Last Available: "2010-09"
4662	ionized tumbling wet venom duct	0		Effect: "Dexteri Tea", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2010-09"
4663	Ellsbury's journal	0		Skill: "Unaccompanied Miner", Last Available: "2010-09"
4664	brainy Ellsbury's skull of courage	0		Mysticality: +5, Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2010-09"
4665	dance instructor's hot plate	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Thorns: 1
4666	Da Vinci's strapping imp unity ring	0		Muscle: +5, Experience (Mysticality): +5
4667	clever Victor, the Insult Comic Hellhound Puppet	0		Maximum MP: +20
4668	coward's observational glasses	0		Monster Level: -20
4669	healthy hilarious comedy prop	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20
4670	mirror blinking beer-scented teddy bear	0		
4671	practically non-alcoholic drinkable booze-soaked cherry	1	good	
4672	comfy pillow	0		
4673	adequate low-calorie marshmallow	1	good	
4674	huge decent sponge cake	6	good	
4675	lousy practically non-alcoholic pulsating gin-soaked blotter paper	1	decent	
4676	tree-holed coin	0		
4677	unearthed volcanic meteoroid	0		Skill: "Volcanometeor Showeruption", Last Available: "2011-12"
4678	unearthed potsherd	0		
4679	volcanic ash	0		
4680	squat smoked potsherd	0		
4681	electrified pottery shield	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2010-09"
4682	olive pulsating ruddy pottery hat of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cap 11", Last Available: "2010-09"
4683	cyan fireproof wholesome pottery training pants	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Hot Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 2xGhuol, cap 12", Last Available: "2010-09"
4684	veiny pottery club	0		Maximum HP: +10, Last Available: "2010-09"
4685	beefy pottery yo-yo	0		Muscle: +10, Last Available: "2010-09"
4686	bouncing pottery barn owl figurine	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4687	shaking fossilized bat skull	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4688	huge fossilized serpent skull	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4689	fossilized baboon skull	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4690	fossilized wyrm skull	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4691	fossilized wing	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4692	teal fossilized limb	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4693	shaking fossilized torso	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4694	fossilized spine	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4695	blue affordable teak perch	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2010-09"
4696	grievous dance instructor's beefcake's Greatest American Pants	0		Muscle: +25, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, 2.5xBarrr, 2xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2010-09"
4697	bouncing executive fossilized necklace	0		Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2010-09"
4698	imp air	0		
4699	bus pass	0		
4700	fossilized spike	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4701	waterlogged crate	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4702	gray archaeologing shovel	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4703	blurry cool red-hot medallion	0		Moxie: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-09"
4704	cyan fossilized demon skull	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4705	jittery fossilized spider skull	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4706	sinister tablet	0		
4707	E-Z Cook&trade; oven	0		
4708	blurry My First Shaker&trade;	0		
4709	red hippo tutu	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
4710	lime green immense ballet shoes	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4711	lime green sweatpants	0		Familiar Effect: "8xPotato, cap 2"
4712	GameInformPowerDailyPro subscription card	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-02"
4713	popsicle stick	0		
4714	decent half-sized lemon popsicle	2	good	
4715	yummy spinning popsicle	4	awesome	
4716	normal snack-sized strawberry popsicle	2	good	
4717	adequate super-sized liver popsicle	5	good	
4718	wholesome mariachi hat	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
4719	mansplainer's Hollandaise helmet	0		Monster Level: +15, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
4720	wobbly organ grinder	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4721	microwave stogie	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4722	flavorless enchanted snack-sized liver and let pie	2	decent	Effect: "Salamander In Your Stomach", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2010-10"
4723	normal ghostly badass pie	3	good	Last Available: "2010-10"
4724	bland shoo-fish pie	3	decent	Last Available: "2010-10"
4725	normal diet piping organ pie	1	good	Last Available: "2010-10"
4726	normal skewed igloo pie	4	good	Last Available: "2010-10"
4727	massive moldy blurry purple stomach turnover	6	crappy	Last Available: "2010-10"
4728	bland snack-sized dead lights pie	2	decent	Last Available: "2010-10"
4729	moldy upside-down throbbing organ pie	4	crappy	Last Available: "2010-10"
4730	weightlifter's stop shield	0		Muscle: +15, Last Available: "2009-12"
4731	jittery pulsating nest egg	0		
4732	sleeping piano cat	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4733	jittery wobbly kitty sheet music	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4734	rehearsing dramatic hedgehog	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4735	twirling prop sword	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4736	twirling tangle of rat tails	0		
4737	lime green upside-down fireproof beer-soaked mop	0		Hot Resistance: +3
4738	acceptable watered-down day-old beer	2	good	
4739	delicious extra-dry bouncing plain beer	5	awesome	
4740	delicious overpriced &quot;imported&quot; beer	3	awesome	
4741	smiling rat	0		
4742	spinning rat tooth polish	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4743	bone chips	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4744	energized spinning PlexiPips	0		Effect: "Stench Jellied", Effect Duration: 68
4745	irradiated upside-down Wax Flask	0		Effect: "Blessing of the Creepy Pasta", Effect Duration: 34
4746	ionized spinning Pain Dip	0		Effect: "Jelly Combed", Effect Duration: 44
4747	spoiled bone meal	3	crappy	Last Available: "2010-10"
4748	perfectly mixed fancy wobbly bone aperitif	3	EPIC	Effect: "Rushin' Hands", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2010-10"
4749	perfumed bonerang	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2010-10"
4750	bone and arrows of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2010-10"
4751	jittery boning knife of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2010-10"
4752	ruddy bone crusher	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2010-10"
4753	groovy bone spurs	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-10"
4754	smelly bonedanna of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 30", Last Available: "2010-10"
4755	clever Da Vinci's boneana hammock	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Maximum MP: +20, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xVolley, cap 30", Last Available: "2010-10"
4756	lime green bag of bones	0		Last Available: "2010-10"
4757	green Stabonic scroll	0		Last Available: "2010-10"
4758	pickled adjusted cyan skewed candy skeleton	0		Effect: "On the Shoulders of Giants", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2020-09"
4759	Grumpy Bumpkin's Pumpkin Seed Catalog	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4760	shaking packet of pumpkin seeds	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4761	pumpkin	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4762	mirror huge pumpkin	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4763	moldy snack-sized blurry pumpkin pie	2	crappy	Last Available: "2010-11"
4764	mediocre pumpkin beer	3	decent	Last Available: "2010-11"
4765	tarnished modified ghostly pumpkin juice	0		Effect: "Mayeaugh", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2010-11"
4766	blinking pumpkin bomb	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4767	scorching Van der Graaf shin gourds	0		Hot Damage: +25, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-11"
4768	executive occult beefcake's Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern	0		Muscle: +25, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2010-11"
4769	pumpkin carriage	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4770	Desert Bus pass	0		
4771	ginormous pumpkin	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4804	ghostly Essence of Annoyance	0		Skill: "Summon Annoyance"
4805	upside-down Unmotivator: Crashed Orca	0		Free Pull
4806	Unmotivator: Success Warrior	0		Free Pull
4807	green Unmotivator: Crashed Meat Car	0		Free Pull
4810	Holiday Hal's Happy-Time Fun Book!	0		Skill: "Summon Holiday Fun!"
4811	Holiday Fun!	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-12"
4812	blinking Antagonistic Snowman Kit	0		Skill: "Summon Carrot"
4818	moldy spinning shaking CRIMBCOIDS mints	4	crappy	Last Available: "2011-01"
4819	blinking can of CRIMBCOLA	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4820	spoiled super-sized CRIMBCOLOAF	5	crappy	Last Available: "2011-01"
4821	decent narrow circular CRIMBCOOKIE	4	good	Effect: "Mystic Circle", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2010-12"
4822	blue thinker's plastic CRIMBCO HQ	0		Mysticality: +10, Last Available: "2010-12"
4823	red ghostly coward's plastic fax machine	0		Monster Level: -20, Last Available: "2010-12"
4824	wicked plastic hobo elf	0		Spell Damage: +5, Last Available: "2010-12"
4825	skewed miser's plastic Mr. Mination	0		Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2010-12"
4826	plastic Best Game Ever of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2010-12"
4827	hibernating robot reindeer	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2010-12"
4828	S.L.E.I.G.H.B.E.L.L.S.	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2010-12"
4829	robot reindeer protocol P.R.A.N.C.E.R.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4830	shaking bouncing robot reindeer protocol D.A.S.H.E.R.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4831	robot reindeer protocol D.O.N.N.E.R.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4832	bouncing robot reindeer protocol V.I.X.E.N.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4833	robot reindeer protocol C.U.P.I.D.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4834	robot reindeer protocol D.A.N.C.E.R.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4835	robot reindeer protocol C.O.M.E.T.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4836	blurry robot reindeer protocol B.L.I.T.Z.E.N.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4837	squat upside-down robot reindeer protocol R.U.D.O.L.P.H.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4838	wobbly robot reindeer protocol O.L.I.V.E.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4839	bland triangular CRIMBCOOKIE	4	decent	Effect: "Triangle, Man", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2010-12"
4840	decent low-calorie jittery square CRIMBCOOKIE	1	good	Effect: "Square to be Hip", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2010-12"
4841	scorching crafty brawny bindlestocking	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Maximum MP: +10, Hot Damage: +25, Drops Items, Last Available: "2010-12"
4842	sleeping stocking	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4843	skewed Tales of a Kansas Toymaker	0		Skill: "Toynado", Last Available: "2010-12"
4844	The Joy of Wassailing	0		Skill: "Wassail", Last Available: "2010-12"
4845	ghostly Annie Oakley's Uncle Hobo's stocking cap of mayonnaise	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk", Last Available: "2010-12"
4846	sinister Uncle Hobo's epic beard of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-12"
4847	mirror pulsating sharpshooter's brawny Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol", Last Available: "2010-12"
4848	twirling miser's Uncle Hobo's fingerless tinsel gloves of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-12"
4849	teal Usain Bolt's Uncle Hobo's highest bough of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2010-12"
4850	blurry Uncle Hobo's belt of the cougar of vim and vigor	0		Moxie: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-12"
4851	cold-filtered blurry chocolate cigar	0		Effect: "Fizzier Than Light", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2010-12"
4852	stiffened gift-a-pult	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Last Available: "2010-12"
4853	vacuum-sealed liquefied holly-flavored Hob-O	0		Effect: "Gutterminded", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2020-09"
4854	CRIMBCO scrip	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4855	tumbling mirror Toot Oriole care package	0		
4856	pulsating paperclip	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4857	huge bottle of Blank-Out	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4858	squat censurious CRIMBCO lanyard	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-01"
4859	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	0		Skill: "Fashionably Late", Last Available: "2011-01"
4860	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	0		Skill: "Executive Narcolepsy", Last Available: "2011-01"
4861	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	0		Skill: "Lunch Break", Last Available: "2011-01"
4862	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	0		Skill: "Offensive Joke", Last Available: "2011-01"
4863	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	0		Skill: "Managerial Manipulation", Last Available: "2011-01"
4864	photocopier	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4865	narrow deluxe fax machine	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4866	green Workytime Tea	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4867	paperclip sproinger	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4868	toasty Lo Pan's Fonzie's paperclip-on tie	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Hot Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-01"
4869	wicked smartaleck's paperclip pants	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Spell Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xBarrr, cap 12", Last Available: "2011-01"
4870	gray Usain Bolt's greedy resourceful paperclip turban	0		Maximum MP: +50, Meat Drop: +20, Initiative: +80, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 12", Last Available: "2011-01"
4871	foul-smelling paperclip cape	0		Stench Damage: +10, Last Available: "2011-01"
4872	glob of Blank-Out	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4873	mirror twirling photocopied monster	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4874	gaudy key	0		
4875	olive narrow BGE merchandise order form	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4876	polarized liquefied chocolate bath ball	0		Effect: "Yes, Can Haz", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2011-01"
4877	colloidal bacon bath ball	0		Effect: "Cookie Backup", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2011-01"
4878	polymerized incense bath ball	0		Effect: "Moose Wisdom", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2011-01"
4879	pickled twirling myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball	0		Effect: "Intimidating Mien", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2011-01"
4880	squat CRIMBCO mug	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4881	mediocre irresponsibly strong enchanted CRIMBCO wine	10	decent	Effect: "Uncanny Shot", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2011-01"
4882	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4883	toe jam	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4884	miniature spoiled bouncing toe jam toast	2	crappy	Last Available: "2011-01"
4885	traffic jam	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4886	moldy thick traffic jam toast	5	crappy	Last Available: "2011-01"
4887	space jam	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4888	decent super-sized space jam toast	5	good	Last Available: "2011-01"
4889	moist narrow motivational poster	0		Effect: "Browbeaten", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2011-01"
4890	bouncing sack lunch	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4891	twirling lime green bath ball gift set	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4892	narrow slow jam collection	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4893	squat BGE shotglass	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4894	toothsome festive sausage	3	awesome	Last Available: "2011-01"
4895	yummy holiday cheese log	4	awesome	Last Available: "2011-01"
4896	holiday log	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4897	wobbly razor-sharp Da Vinci's BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Last Available: "2010-12"
4898	personal trainer's BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt of dire peril	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Weapon Damage: +20, Last Available: "2010-12"
4899	ghostly BGE pocket calendar of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-12"
4900	BGE temporary tattoo	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4901	bouncing lion tamer's BGE plastic toy	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-12"
4902	grievous stapler bear	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2010-12"
4903	green mirror adhesive tape dolly of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2010-12"
4904	mirror supercool scissor duck	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Last Available: "2010-12"
4905	twirling coal paperweight	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4906	jingle bell	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4907	olive blinking Seven Loco of the bloodbag of the blizzard	0		Maximum HP: +100, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2010-09"
4908	Loathing Legion knife	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4909	wholesome Loathing Legion many-purpose hook	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4910	Annie Oakley's Loathing Legion moondial	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4911	Loathing Legion necktie of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4912	spinning Usain Bolt's Loathing Legion knife	0		Initiative: +80, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4913	wobbly beefy Loathing Legion corkscrew	0		Muscle: +10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4914	Loathing Legion can opener of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4915	red curative Loathing Legion chainsaw of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4916	purple Loathing Legion rollerblades of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4917	Loathing Legion flamethrower of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4918	Loathing Legion tattoo needle	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4919	spinning Jack Frost's Loathing Legion defibrillator	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4920	purple sage Loathing Legion double prism	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4921	manspreader's Loathing Legion tape measure	0		Monster Level: +10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4922	censurious Loathing Legion kitchen sink	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4923	greasy Loathing Legion abacus	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4924	Loathing Legion helicopter	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4925	slick Loathing Legion pizza stone	0		Moxie: +10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4926	shaking huge Loathing Legion universal screwdriver	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4927	gray Loathing Legion jackhammer	0		Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4928	squat auspicious Loathing Legion hammer	0		Item Drop: +10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4929	Uncle Crimbo's Sack	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4930	Folder Holder	0		Last Available: "2013-08"
4937	a angel	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4938	bouncing quake of arrows	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4939	time's arrow	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4940	arrowgram	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4941	spoiled immense Knob jelly donut	6	crappy	
4942	Knob cake	0		
4943	skewed blurry Knob cake pan	0		
4944	Knob batter	0		
4945	Knob frosting	0		
4946	unfrosted Knob cake	0		
4947	huge Cobb's Knob Menagerie key	0		
4948	GOTO	0		
4949	ionized weremoose spit	0		Effect: "Waxing", Effect Duration: 16
4950	improved warmed abominable blubber	0		Effect: "Cold Jellied", Effect Duration: 47
4951	flimsy clipboard of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40
4952	double-vacuum-sealed anodized squat purple baggie of sugar	0		Effect: "critical.enh", Effect Duration: 58
4953	manspreader's Da Vinci's whalebone corset	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Monster Level: +10, Single Equip
4954	Tesla oven mitts	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip
4955	half-sized normal overcookie	2	good	
4956	normal thick cyan philosopher's scone	5	good	
4957	triple-ionized aerosolized half-baked potion	0		Effect: "Donho's Bubbly Ballad", Effect Duration: 52
4958	ghostly sizzling Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar	0		Hot Damage: +10
4959	stale huge Knob nuts	6	decent	
4960	acceptable distilled huge Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	5	good	
4961	blinking Subject 37 file	0		
4962	blurry veiny mysterious lapel pin of incineration	0		Maximum HP: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
4963	state loom	0		Familiar Weight: +10
4964	Evilometer	0		
4965	Sorcerers of the Shore Grimoire	0		Free Pull, Skill: "Summon Alice's Army Cards"
4966	skewed Pack of Alice's Army Cards	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4967	squat Alice's Army Swordsman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4968	squat Alice's Army Spearsman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4969	Alice's Army Halberder	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4970	Alice's Army Guard	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4971	gray Alice's Army Wallman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4972	Alice's Army Ninja	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4973	Alice's Army Alchemist	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4974	Alice's Army Page	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4975	Alice's Army Shieldmaiden	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4976	Alice's Army Mad Bomber	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4977	yellow Alice's Army Nurse	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4978	Alice's Army Hammerman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4979	Alice's Army Bowman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4980	narrow Alice's Army Lanceman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4981	upside-down Alice's Army Horseman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4982	Alice's Army Coward	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4983	spinning Alice's Army Cleric	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4984	ghostly Alice's Army Sniper	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4985	Alice's Army Dervish	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4986	yellow Alice's Army Martyr	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4987	Pack of Alice's Army Foil Cards	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4988	maroon narrow Alice's Army Foil Swordsman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4989	Alice's Army Foil Spearsman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4990	Alice's Army Foil Halberder	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4991	upside-down Alice's Army Foil Guard	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4992	pulsating Alice's Army Foil Wallman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4993	Alice's Army Foil Ninja	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4994	blurry Alice's Army Foil Alchemist	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4995	purple Alice's Army Foil Page	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4996	upside-down Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4997	upside-down teal Alice's Army Foil Mad Bomber	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4998	pulsating Alice's Army Foil Nurse	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4999	pulsating Alice's Army Foil Hammerman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5000	Alice's Army Foil Bowman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5001	Alice's Army Foil Lanceman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5002	Alice's Army Foil Horseman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5003	ghostly Alice's Army Foil Coward	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5004	yellow Alice's Army Foil Cleric	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5005	Alice's Army Foil Sniper	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5006	Alice's Army Foil Dervish	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5007	Alice's Army Foil Martyr	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5008	green Single Alice's Army Foil	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5009	hardy card sleeve	0		Maximum HP: +50, Last Available: "2011-03"
5010	evil eye	0		
5011	olive Alice's Army Foil tattoo	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5012	olive Ye Wizard's Shack snack voucher	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5013	normal narrow wasabi pocky	3	good	Last Available: "2011-03"
5014	stale fuchsia tobiko pocky	4	decent	Last Available: "2011-03"
5015	half-sized toothsome special natto pocky	2	awesome	Effect: "Bricked-In", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2011-03"
5016	lousy wasabi-infused sake	3	decent	Last Available: "2011-03"
5017	tolerable tobiko-infused sake	3	good	Last Available: "2011-03"
5018	mediocre natto-infused sake	4	decent	Last Available: "2011-03"
5019	Vulcanized unsweetened adjusted wasabi marble soda	0		Effect: "Very Clean Teeth", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2011-03"
5020	alkaline jittery upside-down tobiko marble soda	0		Effect: "Blessing of Charcoatl", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2011-03"
5021	ionized extra-improved teal natto marble soda	0		Effect: "Fratty Flavor", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2011-03"
5022	bouncing Alice's Army booster box	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5023	extra-deionized elderly jawbreaker	0		Effect: "Sweet Tooth", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2020-09"
5024	mediocre marshmallow flamb&eacute;	3	decent	Last Available: "2011-03"
5025	delicious cranberry schnapps	3	awesome	Last Available: "2011-03"
5026	distilled artisanal mirror breaded beer	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-03"
5027	perfectly mixed weak twirling soy cordial	2	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	Last Available: "2011-03"
5028	twirling Herculean brainy astral bludgeon of Gandalf	0		Mysticality: +5, Experience (Muscle): +1, Spell Critical Percent: +20
5029	bouncing jittery scandalous weightlifter's astral shield	0		Muscle: +15, Sleaze Damage: +5
5030	wholesome astral chapeau of extreme caution of incineration	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Monster Level: -25, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 12"
5031	sharpshooter's quilted astral bracer	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Item Drop: +5
5032	miser's family-friendly Socratic astral longbow	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Meat Drop: +10
5033	upside-down huge manspreader's fortified astral shorts of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Damage Absorption: +60, Monster Level: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xGhoul, cap 12"
5034	pulsating frosty crafty astral mace of the sewer	0		Maximum MP: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Stench Damage: +25
5035	hale astral trousers of the scaredy-cat of mayonnaise	0		Maximum HP: +20, Monster Level: -15, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 12"
5036	jittery Annie Oakley's electrified arcane researcher's astral ring	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Critical Hit Percent: +20, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
5037	sizzling frosty cool astral statuette	0		Moxie: +5, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Hot Damage: +10
5038	clever personal trainer's astral pistol of the glutton	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Maximum MP: +20, Food Drop: +100
5039	greasy astral mask of the detective	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Item Drop: +20
5040	astral pet sweater	0		Familiar Weight: +10
5041	twirling miser's frightening beefcake's astral shirt	0		Muscle: +25, Spooky Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +10
5042	banded astral belt of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Damage Absorption: +100
5043	moldy massive shaking astral hot dog	9	???	
5044	hand-crafted astral pilsner	4	???	
5045	twirling astral hot dog dinner	0		
5046	astral six-pack	0		
5047	Clan shower	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-04"
5048	shard of double-ice	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5049	squat lightning-fast frightening scorching double-ice cap	0		Hot Damage: +25, Spooky Damage: +5, Initiative: +40, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 17", Last Available: "2011-04"
5050	careful ruddy double-ice box of the storm	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Monster Level: -10, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2011-04"
5051	olive upside-down auspicious frightening double-ice britches of the cheetah	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Item Drop: +10, Initiative: +60, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 3xVolley, 3xLep, cap 17", Last Available: "2011-04"
5052	huge handful of numbers	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
5053	Lars the Cyberian	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5054	intriguing puzzle box	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5055	spinning olive obnoxious riddle	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5056	huge best joke ever	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5057	pressed galvanized blurry Atomic Comic	0		Effect: "Cute Vision", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2011-04"
5058	quadruple-moist Red Pill	0		Effect: "Resilient Spirit", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2011-04"
5059	Skullhead's Screw	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5060	wobbly mysterious present	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5061	boxing-glove-in-a-box	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5062	voodoo doll	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5063	the finger	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5064	green Salsa de las Epocas	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5065	huge delicious special spaghetti con calaveras	7	awesome	Effect: "It's Soporiffic!", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2011-04"
5066	s'more gun	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5067	super-sized bland popcorn	5	decent	Last Available: "2011-04"
5068	small rotten chaos popcorn	2	crappy	Last Available: "2011-04"
5069	upside-down censurious wool scandalous hole	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Cold Resistance: +1, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2011-04"
5070	jittery innuendo	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5071	stale upside-down s'more	0	decent	Last Available: "2011-04"
5072	skewed diamond ring	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5073	acceptable watered-down upside-down Russian Ice	2	good	Last Available: "2011-04"
5074	blurry reassuring clay ashtray	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2011-05"
5075	bouncing lanyard of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5076	stanky monster pants	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "3xVolley, 3xPotato, cap 17", Last Available: "2011-05"
5077	spinning box of Pok&euml;mann band-aids	0		Last Available: "2011-05"
5078	altered maroon Pok&euml;mann band-aid	0		Effect: "Educated (Kinda)", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2011-05"
5079	blue mirror zippy frightening Van der Graaf helmet	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Initiative: +20, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, cap 7", Last Available: "2011-05"
5080	up-at-dawn crutch	0		Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2011-05"
5081	curative shock belt	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5082	deionized dry teal Okee-Dokee soda	0		Effect: "Minerva's Zen", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2011-05"
5083	twirling sage rubber band gun	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Last Available: "2011-05"
5084	groovy pin-stripe slacks	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "6xSombrero, 2xPotato, cap 7", Last Available: "2011-05"
5085	gloves of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5086	moist extra-activated correction fluid	0		Effect: "Sizzling with Fury", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2011-05"
5087	censurious Pok&euml;mann figurine: Porkachu	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5088	crafty Pok&euml;mann figurine: Magikrap	0		Maximum MP: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5089	ghostly manspreader's Pok&euml;mann figurine: Vegemite	0		Monster Level: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5090	educational Pok&euml;mann figurine: Vermouth	0		Experience: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5091	cyan Pok&euml;mann figurine: Smugleaf of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5092	narrow smooth Pok&euml;mann figurine: Twitter	0		Moxie: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5093	blurry supercool Pok&euml;mann figurine: Bloodkip	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5094	jittery therapeutic Pok&euml;mann figurine: Hoboking	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5095	quilted Pok&euml;mann figurine: Duck	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5096	squat executive Pok&euml;mann figurine: Nothing	0		Meat Drop: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5097	Pok&euml;mann figurine: Kagosan of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5098	brainy Pok&euml;mann figurine: Galumpagump	0		Mysticality: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5099	perfumed Pok&euml;mann figurine: Shoggoth	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5100	toasty Pok&euml;mann figurine: Frank	0		Hot Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5101	beefcake's Pok&euml;mann figurine: Moog	0		Muscle: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5102	adjusted spinning willyweed	0		Effect: "Locks Like the Raven", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2011-05"
5103	magnetized polymerized upside-down Nuclear Blastball	0		Effect: "Sneaky Serpentine Subtlety", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2011-05"
5104	energized quadruple-energized squat fish juice box	0		Effect: "Can't Smell Nothin'", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2011-05"
5105	paint bomb	0		Last Available: "2011-05"
5106	spinning hideous egg	0		Last Available: "2011-05"
5107	tolerable triple-distilled twirling Jeppson's Malort	8	good	Last Available: "2011-06"
5108	fistful of ashes	0		
5109	stress ball of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Squeeze Stress Ball", Last Available: "2011-05"
5110	gray Li'l Businessman Kit	0		Meat Drop: +5, Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2011-05"
5111	narrow occult Ultracolor&trade; shirt	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Last Available: "2011-05"
5112	My Own Pen Pal kit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
5113	cyan packet of orchid seeds	0		
5114	stomp box	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
5115	hedge trimmers	0		
5116	A. W. O. L. commendation	0		Last Available: "2011-05"
5117	reconstituted crow	0		Last Available: "2011-05"
5118	bird brain	0		
5119	busted wings	0		
5120	pulsating Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery	0		Last Available: "2011-05"
5121	Da Vinci's Admiral's hat of the dark arts of the cheetah	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Initiative: +60, Familiar Effect: "atk", Last Available: "2011-05"
5122	shaking lightning-fast toasty aviator's cap of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Hot Damage: +5, Initiative: +40, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 12", Last Available: "2011-05"
5123	mirrored aviator shades of James Dean of terror	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5124	Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy	0		Skill: "Natural Born Skeleton Killer", Last Available: "2011-05"
5125	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5126	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5127	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5128	shaking Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5129	narrow Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5130	jittery Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5131	triple-boiled spinning Ultrasoldier Serum	0		Effect: "Heart of Green", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2011-06"
5132	bland elven hardtack	3	decent	Last Available: "2011-06"
5133	boozy smooth spinning elven squeeze	5	awesome	Last Available: "2011-06"
5134	blurry wobbly lunar isotope	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5135	E.M.U. joystick	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5136	skewed ghostly E.M.U. rocket thrusters	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5137	E.M.U. helmet	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5138	E.M.U. harness	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5139	ghostly carton of astral energy drinks	0		
5140	mixed narrow cyan astral energy drink	1		Effect: "Red Misty-Eyed", Effect Duration: 35
5141	Thwaitgold bee statuette	0		
5142	twirling moon unit	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5143	E.M.U. Unit	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5144	handful of honey	0		
5145	pickled pressed honeypot	0		Effect: "Locks Like the Raven", Effect Duration: 33
5146	decent fancy wild honey pie	4	good	Effect: "5 Pounds Lighter", Effect Duration: 5
5147	bad honey mead	3	decent	
5148	chaotic steel-toed hardened honey dipper	0		Damage Reduction: 12, Spell Critical Percent: +10
5149	twirling curative hardy honeybritches	0		Maximum HP: +50, Item Drop: +5, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 2xGhuol, cap 43"
5150	sage honeycap of doom	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Item Drop: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 43"
5151	pulsating Moonthril Circlet of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2011-06"
5152	rosy-cheeked Moonthril Greaves	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "cap 25", Last Available: "2011-06"
5153	green brainy Moonthril Flamberge	0		Mysticality: +5, Last Available: "2011-06"
5154	Moonthril Longbow of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2011-06"
5155	twirling zippy Moonthril Cuirass	0		Initiative: +20, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-06"
5156	prompt plush alielf	0		Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2011-06"
5157	vacuum-sealed Comet Drop	0		Effect: "Feet of Grapefruit", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2020-09"
5158	plush dogcat of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Last Available: "2011-06"
5159	purple narrow mirror hardened plush hamsterpus	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Last Available: "2011-06"
5160	Herculean plush ferrelf	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Last Available: "2011-06"
5161	plush alien hamsterpus of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2011-06"
5162	experienced plush mutated alielf	0		Experience: +2, Last Available: "2011-06"
5163	occult plush mutated alielephant of incineration	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2011-06"
5164	mysterious chest	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-06"
5165	frightening girl	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2011-06"
5166	bouncing top hat and cane	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5167	synthetic dog hair pill	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5168	bouncing distention pill	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5169	elven medi-pack	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5170	boiled quantum lime green transporter transponder	0		Effect: "Rootin' Around", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2011-06"
5171	Map to Safety Shelter Ronald Prime	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5172	purple Map to Safety Shelter Grimace Prime	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5173	huge elven magi-pack	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5174	lousy Saison du Lune	4	decent	Last Available: "2011-06"
5175	aged boozy Moonthril Schnapps	5	awesome	Last Available: "2011-06"
5176	enchanted drinkable Wrecked Generator	3	good	Effect: "Paging Betty", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2011-06"
5177	delicious Spaghetti with Moonballs	3	awesome	Last Available: "2011-06"
5178	immense flavorless twirling Crepes a la Lune	9	decent	Last Available: "2011-06"
5179	huge adequate shaking Moon Pie	6	good	Last Available: "2011-06"
5180	vacuum-sealed super-galvanized blurry Comet Pop	0		Effect: "Twinkly Weapon", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2011-06"
5181	extra-concentrated dry extra-enhanced narrow Flan in the Moon	0		Effect: "Heart of Pink", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2011-06"
5182	flattened diffused boiled spinning 1/6th Pound Cake	0		Effect: "The Power of LOV", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2011-06"
5183	Mint-in-box Moonthril Circlet	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5184	tumbling Mint-in-box Moonthril Greaves	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5185	jittery Mint-in-box Moonthril Cuirass	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5186	upside-down Mint-in-box Moonthril Flamberge	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5187	Mint-in-box Moonthril Longbow	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5188	enhanced jittery jittery honey stick	0		Effect: "Educated (Kinda)", Effect Duration: 28
5189	nitrogenated galvanized deionized olive double-ice gum	0		Effect: "Don't Rest Ye, Bold Adventurer", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2011-04"
5190	red spinning Rosewater's beefcake's Operation Patriot Shield of mayonnaise	0		Muscle: +25, Mysticality Percent: +30, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Throw Shield", Last Available: "2011-07", Variable
5191	tumbling squirming egg sac	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5192	pressed aerosolized ionized corrupted data	0		Effect: "Memory of Speed", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2011-06"
5193	huge 11-inch knob sausage	0		
5194	ghostly exorcised sandwich	0		
5195	Banfoy's Boutique Order Form	0		Last Available: "2011-07"
5196	skewed coward's Great S-Cape	0		Monster Level: -20, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-07"
5197	supercharged Marvelous Unitard	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-07"
5198	modified gray gooey paste	1	good	Last Available: "2011-08"
5199	altered bouncing beastly paste	1	decent	Last Available: "2011-08"
5200	pickled paste	1	crappy	Last Available: "2011-08"
5201	twisted yellow jittery ectoplasmic paste	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-08"
5202	pickled jittery blinking greasy paste	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-08"
5203	dehydrated blinking tumbling squat bug paste	1	good	Effect: "Uncaged Power", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2011-08"
5204	distilled blurry hippy paste	1	crappy	Effect: "Wise Spirit", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2011-08"
5205	altered upside-down orc paste	1	crappy	Last Available: "2011-08"
5206	dried tumbling wobbly demonic paste	1	good	Effect: "substats.enh", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2011-08"
5207	altered green wobbly indescribably horrible paste	1	good	Effect: "Bark of the Dog", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2011-08"
5208	vaporized paste	1	good	Last Available: "2011-08"
5209	vaporized goblin paste	1	EPIC	Effect: "Inner Dog", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2011-08"
5210	twisted twirling pirate paste	1	crappy	Effect: "Rootin' Around", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2011-08"
5211	pickled bouncing chlorophyll paste	1	decent	Last Available: "2011-08"
5212	mixed ghostly paste	1	decent	Last Available: "2011-08"
5213	modified pulsating yellow Mer-kin paste	1	good	Last Available: "2011-08"
5214	altered ghostly slimy paste	1	EPIC	Effect: "Slimily Sagacious", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2011-08"
5215	distilled jittery penguin paste	1	decent	Effect: "Stands Alone", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2011-08"
5216	altered blurry twirling lime green spinning elemental paste	1	crappy	Last Available: "2011-08"
5217	compressed yellow narrow upside-down cosmic paste	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-08"
5218	powdered maroon hobo paste	1	good	Last Available: "2011-08"
5219	modified skewed purple twirling Crimbo paste	1	good	Effect: "Hyperoxygenated Blood", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2011-08"
5220	wobbly Teachings of the Fist	0		
5221	twirling fat loot token	0		No Pull
5222	upside-down Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette	0		
5223	Tome of Clip Art	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-09", Skill: "Summon Clip Art"
5224	flavorless super-sized Ur-Donut	5	decent	Last Available: "2011-09"
5225	shaking The Bomb	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5226	spinning box of Familiar Jacks	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5227	bad bucket of wine	3	decent	Last Available: "2011-09"
5228	big stale ultrafondue	5	decent	Last Available: "2011-09"
5229	blinking unbearable light	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5230	snowflake	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5231	crystal skull	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5232	borrowed time	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5233	box of hammers	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5234	cool shining halo	0		Moxie: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-09"
5235	furry halo of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-09"
5236	educational frosty halo	0		Experience: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-09"
5237	foul-smelling time halo	0		Stench Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-09"
5238	weak drinkable huge Lumineux Limnio	2	good	Last Available: "2011-09"
5239	triple-distilled mediocre Morto Moreto	8	decent	Last Available: "2011-09"
5240	special watered-down drinkable Temps Tempranillo	2	good	Last Available: "2011-09"
5241	tolerable Bordeaux Marteaux	4	good	Last Available: "2011-09"
5242	drinkable practically non-alcoholic tumbling Fromage Pinotage	1	good	Last Available: "2011-09"
5243	bad weak Beignet Milgranet	2	decent	Last Available: "2011-09"
5244	lousy special weak Muschat	2	decent	Effect: "Kissed By Fire", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2011-09"
5245	rotten cool jelly donut	3	crappy	Last Available: "2011-09"
5246	super-sized moldy blurry shrapnel jelly donut	5	crappy	Last Available: "2011-09"
5247	decent spinning occult jelly donut	4	good	Last Available: "2011-09"
5248	rotten snack-sized blurry wobbly thyme jelly donut	2	crappy	Last Available: "2011-09"
5249	big bland danish	5	decent	Last Available: "2011-09"
5250	spoiled narrow smashed danish	3	crappy	Last Available: "2011-09"
5251	normal forbidden danish	4	good	Last Available: "2011-09"
5252	stale cool cat claw	3	decent	Last Available: "2011-09"
5253	tasty blunt cat claw	3	awesome	Last Available: "2011-09"
5254	yummy blurry shadowy cat claw	3	awesome	Last Available: "2011-09"
5255	decent cheezburger	4	good	Last Available: "2011-09"
5256	yummy huge toasted brie	3	awesome	Last Available: "2011-09"
5257	ionized activated flattened olive twirling wobbly potion of the field gar	0		Effect: "Woad Warrior", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2011-09"
5258	cold-filtered huge upside-down cyan too legit potion	0		Effect: "Mushroom Magicalness", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2011-09"
5259	concentrated polymerized Bright Water	0		Effect: "Ripping, Dripping", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2011-09"
5260	Vulcanized quadruple-frozen flattened cold-filtered water	0		Effect: "Sweet Tooth", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2011-09"
5261	ionized graveyard snowglobe	0		Effect: "Concentrated Concentration", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2011-09"
5262	colloidal squat cool cat elixir	0		Effect: "Hopped Up on Goofballs", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2011-09"
5263	improved ghostly potion of the captain's hammer	0		Effect: "Gobliny Flavor", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2011-09"
5264	adjusted narrow potion of X-ray vision	0		Effect: "Bilious Brawn", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2011-09"
5265	deionized twirling potion of the litterbox	0		Effect: "Human-Undead Hybrid", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2011-09"
5266	quadruple-activated mirror potion of animal rage	0		Effect: "Pharmaceutically Cool", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2011-09"
5267	cold-filtered activated potion of punctual companionship	0		Effect: "Hot Blooded", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2011-09"
5268	narrow holy bomb, batman	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5269	bobcat grenade	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5270	mirror chocolate frosted sugar bomb	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5271	broken glass grenade	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5272	cyan noxious gas grenade	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5273	jittery ghostly skull with a fuse in it	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5274	boozebomb	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5275	hammerus of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Last Available: "2011-09"
5276	forbidden blunt icepick	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2011-09"
5277	ghostly frightening fluorescent lightbulb	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2011-09"
5278	upside-down forbidden blammer of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2011-09"
5279	lime green clock-cleaning hammer of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Last Available: "2011-09"
5280	jittery 4:20 bomb	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5281	careful broken clock	0		Monster Level: -10, Last Available: "2011-09"
5282	coward's dethklok	0		Monster Level: -20, Last Available: "2011-09"
5283	narrow huge hardy glacial clock	0		Maximum HP: +50, Last Available: "2011-09"
5284	cyan Gygaxian Libram	0		Last Available: "2011-09", Skill: "Summon Dice"
5285	d4	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5286	teal d6	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5287	squat d8	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5288	d10	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5289	shaking d12	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5290	mirror d20	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5291	generic healing potion	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5292	fuchsia generic mana potion	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5293	gray squat generic restorative potion	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5294	bouncing kobold treasure hoard	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5295	newborn kobold	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5296	slightly thicker filthy rags	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-09"
5297	dungeon dragon chest	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5298	normal phish stick	4	good	Last Available: "2011-09"
5299	Lo Pan's wicked Newton's plastic vampire fangs	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Spell Damage: +5, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Feed", Last Available: "2011-10"
5300	Interview With You (a Vampire)	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5301	Make-Your-Own-Vampire-Fangs kit	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5302	pulsating your own heart	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5303	Sword of the Brouhaha Prince of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Last Available: "2011-10"
5304	narrow Jeselnik's Chalice of the Malkovich Prince of the wise owl of horror	0		Mysticality: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +25, Last Available: "2011-10"
5305	wobbly Usain Bolt's Sceptre of the Torremolinos Prince	0		Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2011-10"
5306	ghostly frosty Medallion of the Ventrilo Prince	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2011-10"
5307	spinning Haunted Sorority House staff guide	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5308	ghost trap	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5309	chainsaw chain	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5310	ghostly jittery shotgun shell	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5311	shaking funhouse mirror	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5312	colloidal liquefied ghostly body paint	0		Effect: "PERL of Great Price", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2011-10"
5313	deionized bouncing necrotizing body spray	0		Effect: "Bastard!", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2011-10"
5314	tarnished quantum blurry bite-me-red lipstick	0		Effect: "Sweet Tooth", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2011-10"
5315	quadruple-galvanized skewed whisker pencil	0		Effect: "Glittering Eyelashes", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2011-10"
5316	super-dry triple-wet unsweetened squat skewed press-on ribs	0		Effect: "substats.enh", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2011-10"
5317	improved quadruple-quantum blinking Rattlin' Chains	0		Effect: "Visions of the Deep Dark Deeps", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2011-10"
5318	corrupted nitrogenated Gummy Brains	0		Effect: "Conspiratory Eyes", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2011-10"
5319	extra-cold-filtered skewed Blood 'n' Plenty	0		Effect: "Also Schmeckt Zarathustra", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2011-10"
5320	quantum quadruple-ionized Lobos Mints	0		Effect: "Stimulated Brain", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2011-10"
5321	frozen oxidized shaking Sweet Sword	0		Effect: "Well-preserved", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2011-10"
5322	delicious Ecto-Cooler	4	awesome	Last Available: "2011-10"
5323	delicious Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	3	awesome	Last Available: "2011-10"
5324	weak artisanal Blood Light	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-10"
5325	mediocre spinning skewed Silver Bullet beer	4	decent	Last Available: "2011-10"
5326	artisanal watered-down Bone's Farm &quot;wine&quot;	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-10"
5327	ghost protocol	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5328	triple-boiled frozen narrow sorority brain	0		Effect: "Spookypants", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2011-10"
5329	activated Nightstalker perfume	0		Effect: "Seeing Colors", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2011-10"
5330	flattened pulsating wobbly drum of pomade	0		Effect: "20-20 Second Sight", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2011-10"
5331	throwing bone	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5332	spinning red Lo Pan's extra-see-thru nightie	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Last Available: "2011-10"
5333	bouncing mansplainer's rosy-cheeked BRAINS shorts	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Monster Level: +15, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1.5xGhuol", Last Available: "2011-10"
5334	Mesmereyes&trade; contact lenses of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-10"
5335	bouncing energetic scrunchie	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-10"
5336	bouncing smelly extremely skinny jeans of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy", Last Available: "2011-10"
5337	shaking curative beefy The Necbromancer's Hat	0		Muscle: +10, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr", Last Available: "2011-10"
5338	family-friendly flame-retardant Newton's The Necbromancer's Stein	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Hot Resistance: +1, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2011-10"
5339	medical-grade Sinatra's The Necbromancer's Shorts of the early riser	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Adventures: +7, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xGhuol", Last Available: "2011-10"
5340	Lo Pan's smooth The Necbromancer's Wizard Staff of chilblains	0		Moxie: +15, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Cold Damage: +25, Last Available: "2011-10"
5341	The Necbronomicon	0		Skill: "Summon &quot;Boner Battalion&quot;", Last Available: "2011-10"
5342	mediocre The Cooler Out of Space	3	decent	Last Available: "2011-10"
5343	squat The Necbronomicon (used)	0		Skill: "Summon &quot;Boner Battalion&quot;", Last Available: "2011-10"
5344	sorority girl's box	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5345	aerosolized vacuum-sealed electrified Necbro wafers	0		Effect: "Nuts about Candy", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2020-09"
5346	blinking death blossom	0		
5347	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used)	0		Skill: "Holiday Weight Gain", Last Available: "2009-12"
5348	squat A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used)	0		Skill: "Jingle Bells", Last Available: "2009-12"
5349	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used)	0		Skill: "Candyblast", Last Available: "2009-12"
5350	shaking A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used)	0		Skill: "Surge of Icing", Last Available: "2009-12"
5351	blurry spinning A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used)	0		Skill: "Stealth Mistletoe", Last Available: "2009-12"
5352	maroon A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used)	0		Skill: "Cringle's Curative Carol", Last Available: "2009-12"
5353	jittery jar of oil	0		
5354	The Art of Slapfighting (used)	0		Class: "Seal Clubber", Skill: "Iron Palm Technique", Last Available: "2010-06"
5355	Uncle Romulus (used)	0		Class: "Turtle Tamer", Skill: "Curiosity of Br'er Tarrypin", Last Available: "2010-03"
5356	blinking A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used)	0		Class: "Pastamancer", Skill: "Stringozzi Serpent", Last Available: "2010-04"
5357	Zu Mannk&auml;se Dienen (used)	0		Class: "Sauceror", Skill: "K&auml;seso&szlig;esturm", Last Available: "2010-01"
5358	mirror Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used)	0		Class: "Disco Bandit", Skill: "Kung Fu Hustler", Last Available: "2011-01"
5359	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled)	0		Class: "Accordion Thief", Skill: "Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration", Last Available: "2010-02"
5360	blinking Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used)	0		Skill: "Toynado", Last Available: "2010-12"
5361	pulsating The Joy of Wassailing (used)	0		Skill: "Wassail", Last Available: "2010-12"
5362	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used)	0		Skill: "Fashionably Late", Last Available: "2011-01"
5363	mirror CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used)	0		Skill: "Executive Narcolepsy", Last Available: "2011-01"
5364	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used)	0		Skill: "Lunch Break", Last Available: "2011-01"
5365	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used)	0		Skill: "Offensive Joke", Last Available: "2011-01"
5366	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used)	0		Skill: "Managerial Manipulation", Last Available: "2011-01"
5367	Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded)	0		Skill: "Natural Born Skeleton Killer", Last Available: "2011-05"
5368	Ellsbury's journal (used)	0		Skill: "Unaccompanied Miner", Last Available: "2010-09"
5369	upside-down occult KoL Con 8-Bit power bracelet	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Last Available: "2011-09"
5370	boiler	0		
5371	stuffed-shirt scarecrow	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-11"
5372	spinning thinker's plastic trollipop	0		Mysticality: +10, Last Available: "2011-12"
5373	knitted plastic Fudge Wizard	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2011-12"
5374	plastic abominable fudgeman of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Last Available: "2011-12"
5375	lime green supercharged plastic colollilossus	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2011-12"
5376	twirling upside-down cyan healthy wizardly plastic Big Candy	0		Mysticality: +25, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2011-12"
5377	The Groose in the Hoose	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-12"
5378	spruce juice	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5379	modified tumbling groose grease	1	good	Last Available: "2012-12"
5380	narrow lollipop stick	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5381	bananagate	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5382	pearidot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5383	bouncing tourmalime	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5384	kumquartz	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5385	pulsating strawberyl	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5386	teal savvy ridiculous belt	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Last Available: "2011-11"
5387	friendly ridiculous earring	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2011-11"
5388	ridiculous sunglasses of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2011-11"
5389	decent ridiculous sandwich	4	good	Last Available: "2011-11"
5390	acceptable skewed blinking ridiculous cocktail	4	good	Last Available: "2011-11"
5391	friendly personal trainer's zombie monkey necklace	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Familiar Weight: +3
5392	Thwaitgold butterfly statuette	0		
5393	gray scrap of paper	0		
5394	sandpaper	0		
5395	blurry peppermint sprout	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5396	enhanced peppermint twist	0		Effect: "Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2011-11"
5397	bite-sized decent peppermint patty	1	good	Last Available: "2011-11"
5398	blurry peppermint crook	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5399	peppermint rhino baby	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5400	candy cane candygram	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
5401	peppermint parasol	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5402	candy cane of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Last Available: "2011-12"
5403	mirror Mint Salton Pepper's Peppermint Seed Catalog	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5404	Peppermint Pip Packet	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5405	twirling horrifying hardy cane-mail shirt of terror	0		Maximum HP: +50, Spooky Damage: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2011-12"
5406	inspector's educational wizardly cane-mail pants	0		Mysticality: +25, Experience: +1, Item Drop: +15, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xBarrr, cap 25", Last Available: "2011-12"
5407	watered-down artisanal Vodka Matryoshka	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-12"
5408	triple-distilled lousy skewed Gin Mint	7	decent	Last Available: "2011-12"
5409	tolerable Tequiz Navidad	4	good	Last Available: "2011-12"
5410	acceptable Mint Yulep	3	good	Last Available: "2011-12"
5411	hand-crafted jittery Crimbojito	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-12"
5412	hand-crafted irresponsibly strong Sangria de Menthe	7	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-12"
5413	tumbling candycaine powder	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
5414	licorice boa	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
5415	magnetized pickled licorice root	0		Effect: "Low on the Hog", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2011-12"
5416	activated blinking banana supersucker	0		Effect: "Impregnably Delicious", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2011-11"
5417	galvanized adjusted pear supersucker	0		Effect: "Shrimpin' Ain't Easy", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2011-11"
5418	deionized jittery lime supersucker	0		Effect: "Berry Elemental", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2011-11"
5419	liquefied deionized kumquat supersucker	0		Effect: "Pisces in the Skyces", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2011-11"
5420	deionized enhanced narrow strawberry supersucker	0		Effect: "Mucilaginous Moxiousness", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2011-11"
5421	wobbly frosty bananarama bangle	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-11"
5422	Rosewater's pair of pearidot earrings	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-11"
5423	tourmalime tourniquet of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-11"
5424	up-at-dawn kumquartz ring	0		Adventures: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-11"
5425	tumbling strawberyl necklace of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-11"
5426	jittery flame-wreathed sucker bucket of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2011-11"
5427	thinker's sucker hakama	0		Mysticality: +10, Familiar Effect: "afk, cap 12", Last Available: "2011-11"
5428	upside-down stiffened sucker kabuto	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Familiar Effect: "Atk, cap 12", Last Available: "2011-11"
5429	coward's sucker tachi	0		Monster Level: -20, Last Available: "2011-11"
5430	squat sucker scaffold	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5431	cinnamon troll doll	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5432	grape troll doll	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5433	tumbling raspberry troll doll	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5434	DNOTC Box	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
5435	tumbling fudgecule	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5436	dry teal fudge lily	0		Effect: "White Blooded", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2011-11"
5437	ghostly superheated fudge	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5438	alkaline huge purple fluid of fudge-finding	0		Effect: "Super-Mega-Ultra-Charged", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2011-11"
5439	fudgepuck	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5440	adequate fudgesicle	4	good	Last Available: "2011-11"
5441	tumbling wand of fudge control	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5442	cyan The Kloop in the Coop	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-12"
5443	upside-down miniscule beatbox	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5444	triple-tarnished dry devilish folio	0		Effect: "Ghost Finger", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2012-12"
5445	blinking clumsiness bark	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5446	jar full of wind	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5447	dangerous jerkcicle	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5448	furious stone	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5449	teal vanity stone	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5450	ghostly lecherous stone	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5451	tumbling jealousy stone	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5452	wobbly ghostly avarice stone	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5453	gluttonous stone	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5454	gummi ingot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5455	gummi ingot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5456	gummi ingot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5457	boiled activated Fudgie Roll	0		Effect: "Remaining Alive", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2011-11"
5458	flavorless fancy fudge bunny	3	decent	Effect: "Berry Statistical", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2011-11"
5459	jittery fudge spork	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5460	Jack Frost's steel-toed fudgecycle of the blizzard	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Cold Spell Damage: 75, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-11"
5461	ghostly fudge cube	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5462	blank fudge mold	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5463	blue Libram of Resolutions	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-01", Skill: "Summon Resolutions"
5464	dry aerosolized Vulcanized resolution: be wealthier	0		Effect: "Stop the Presses!", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2012-01"
5465	irradiated colloidal resolution: be happier	0		Effect: "Yet tea", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2012-01"
5466	irradiated extra-denatured resolution: be stronger	0		Effect: "Eyes All Black", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2012-01"
5467	activated squat resolution: be smarter	0		Effect: "[1342]Slicked-Back Do", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2012-01"
5468	liquefied resolution: be sexier	0		Effect: "You're Not Cooking", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2012-01"
5469	unsweetened pressed resolution: be feistier	0		Effect: "Sweet Nostalgia", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2012-01"
5470	concentrated resolution: be kinder	0		Effect: "In the Limelight", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2012-01"
5471	denatured blurry resolution: be more adventurous	0		Effect: "Halloweeny", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2012-01"
5472	triple-Vulcanized aerosolized dry huge resolution: be luckier	0		Effect: "Wolf's Bane", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2012-01"
5473	mirror cyan gummi ingot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5474	gummi ingot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5475	gummi ingot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5476	polymerized gummi salamander	0		Effect: "Pygmy Drinking Buddy", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2011-11"
5477	tarnished ghostly gummi snake	0		Effect: "Little Mouse Skull Buddy", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2011-11"
5478	cold-filtered irradiated deionized gummi canary	0		Effect: "Nothing Is Impossible", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2011-11"
5479	spoiled small gummi bear	2	crappy	Last Available: "2011-11"
5480	decent gummi bear	4	good	Last Available: "2011-11"
5481	immense rotten gummi bear	6	crappy	Last Available: "2011-11"
5482	adequate maroon drunki-bear	4	good	Last Available: "2011-11"
5483	super-sized spoiled drunki-bear	5	crappy	Last Available: "2011-11"
5484	toothsome diet drunki-bear	1	awesome	Last Available: "2011-11"
5485	mirror lime green boxer's gummi bowtie	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Last Available: "2011-11"
5486	olive huge brawny fudge pocket square	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Last Available: "2011-11"
5487	olive wool lollipop cufflinks	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2011-11"
5488	trilobite fossil	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5489	twirling mirror ammonite fossil	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5490	belemnite fossil	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5491	lime green trilobite candy mold	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5492	narrow ammonite candy mold	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5493	belemnite candy mold	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5494	extra-tarnished gummi trilobite	0		Effect: "Taurus Rising", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2011-11"
5495	oxidized gummi ammonite	0		Effect: "Flashing Eyes", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2011-11"
5496	irradiated pickled fuchsia gummi belemnite	0		Effect: "Deadly Flashing Blade", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2011-11"
5497	all-year sucker	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5498	heart of dark chocolate	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5499	wool Big Candy's tophat of the cheetah	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Initiative: +60, Familiar Effect: "1xGhoul, 1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2011-11"
5500	Fuzzby	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-11"
5501	spinning Jackass Plumber home game	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5502	Trivial Avocations board game	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5503	Tickle-Me Emilio	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5504	blessed box	0		
5505	blinking pack of pogs	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5506	stale thick tumbling upside-down jerky coins	5	decent	Last Available: "2011-11"
5507	hand-crafted purple Go-Wassail	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-11"
5508	irradiated tarnished tumbling Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide	0		Effect: "It's Electric!", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2011-11"
5509	tarnished blurry pulsating spinning bottle of bubbles	0		Effect: "Moon-Eyed", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2011-11"
5510	altered activated bouncing wind-up meatcar	0		Effect: "Protection from Bad Stuff", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2011-11"
5511	Trivial Avocations Card: What?	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5512	mirror Trivial Avocations Card: When?	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5513	Trivial Avocations Card: Who?	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5514	blinking spinning Trivial Avocations Card: Where?	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5515	upside-down pog #01 (spider)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5516	blinking pog #02 (Knob goblin)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5517	pog #03 (warwelf)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5518	blurry pog #04 (skleleton)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5519	squat pog #05 (ninja snowman)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5520	pog #06 (filthy hippy)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5521	pog #07 (orcish frat boy)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5522	upside-down pog #08 (hellion)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5523	narrow olive pog #09 (pirate)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5524	pog #10 (hobo)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5525	shaking yellow pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5526	polymerized flattened blue Atomic Pop	0		Effect: "Filled with Magic", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2020-09"
5527	pulsating do-rag	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-11"
5528	huge whimpering willow bark	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5529	delicious berries of suffering	3	awesome	Last Available: "2012-12"
5530	denatured oxidized baobab sap	0		Effect: "protect.enq", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2012-12"
5531	cup of hickory chicory	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5532	magnolia blossom	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5533	nitrogenated polarized cyan Mortimer's nostrum	0		Effect: "Grrrrrrreat!", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2012-12"
5534	perfectly mixed purple Barulio's bottle	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-12"
5535	liquefied warmed Marvin's marvelous pill	0		Effect: "Bugbear in Tooth and Claw", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2012-12"
5536	pulsating fuchsia Winifred's whistle	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5537	prose pen	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5538	half-empty carton of milk	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5539	mirror glass of warm water	0		Free Pull
5540	oxidized ghostly desktop zen garden	0		Effect: "Cold as Ice", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2012-12"
5541	maroon Vivian's Vitamin	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5542	pink-belly slapper	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5543	resourceful Socratic Leapin' Trousers	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Maximum MP: +50
5544	bad eggnog	3	decent	Last Available: "2012-12"
5545	half-sized stale hamhock	2	decent	Last Available: "2012-12"
5546	The Thorax's Codex of Tormenting Plants	0		Skill: "Torment Plant", Last Available: "2012-12"
5547	mirror Clancy's sackbut	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5548	spinning Ghost Pinching Quarterly	0		Skill: "Pinch Ghost", Last Available: "2012-12"
5549	ghostly Clancy's crumhorn	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5550	The Snitch's Manifesto	0		Skill: "Tattle", Last Available: "2012-12"
5551	blinking Clancy's lute	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5552	fuchsia wholesome Trusty	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10
5553	spinning can of Rain-Doh	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5554	empty Rain-Doh can	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5555	extra-pressed pressed vacuum-sealed wobbly ghostly yellow fireclutch	0		Effect: "Virgo Rising", Effect Duration: 16
5556	smelly Rain-Doh wings of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2012-02"
5557	blurry Rain-Doh agent	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5558	beefy Rain-Doh laser gun of chilblains	0		Muscle: +10, Cold Damage: +25, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2012-02"
5559	experienced Rain-Doh lantern of the early riser	0		Experience: +2, Adventures: +7, Softcore Only, Lantern: 1, Lantern Element: "Stench", Last Available: "2012-02"
5560	skewed Rain-Doh balls	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5561	Rain-Doh indigo cup	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5562	lard-coated smelly Rain-Doh violet bo	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2012-02"
5563	skewed Rain-Doh box	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5564	Rain-Doh box full of monster	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5565	tiny normal bouncing PB&BP	1	good	
5566	adequate club sandwich	3	good	
5567	flavorless low-calorie corned-beef Reuben	1	decent	
5568	frayed ninja rope	0		
5569	dull ninja crampons	0		
5570	spinning blinking loose ninja carabiner	0		
5571	mirror Groar's fur	0		
5572	olive squat Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette	0		
5573	drinkable weak upside-down Drac & Tan	2	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5574	tolerable Transylvania Sling	3	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5575	tolerable Shot of the Living Dead	3	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5576	fortified smooth skewed blurry Buttery Knob	5	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5577	acceptable narrow Slippery Knob	4	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5578	watered-down drinkable jittery Flaming Knob	2	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5579	drinkable Grasshopper	4	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5580	weak bad Locust	2	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5581	lousy watered-down Plague of Locusts	2	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5582	drinkable Red Dwarf	4	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5583	tolerable green Golden Mean	4	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5584	bad Green Giant	3	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5585	hand-crafted practically non-alcoholic Aye Aye	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5586	bad Aye Aye, Captain	4	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5587	smooth spinning Aye Aye, Tooth Tooth	4	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5588	high-proof tolerable Humanitini	6	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5589	tolerable fortified fancy More Humanitini than Humanitini	5	good	Effect: "A Few Extra Pounds", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2012-03"
5590	mediocre spirit-forward squat blinking Oh, the Humanitini	5	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5591	drinkable Great Older Fashioned	4	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5592	tolerable Fuzzy Tentacle	4	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5593	drinkable narrow Crazymaker	3	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5594	mediocre Zoodriver	3	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5595	watered-down drinkable blurry tumbling Sloe Comfortable Zoo	2	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5596	hand-crafted special Sloe Comfortable Zoo on Fire	4	EPIC	Effect: "The Magic of LOV", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2012-03"
5597	delicious extra-dry mirror Suffering Sinner	5	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5598	lousy fortified Suppurating Sinner	5	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5599	fancy perfectly mixed Sizzling Sinner	3	EPIC	Effect: "Appeteyes", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2012-03"
5600	delicious weak Firewater	2	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5601	fortified acceptable Earth and Firewater	5	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5602	boozy bad enchanted Earth, Wind and Firewater	5	decent	Effect: "Space Tripping", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2012-03"
5603	acceptable Slimosa	3	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5604	artisanal distilled Extra-slimy Slimosa	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5605	smooth Slimebite	3	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5606	watered-down hand-crafted Cement Mixer	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5607	high-proof perfectly mixed Jackhammer	9	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5608	irresponsibly strong tolerable enchanted twirling blurry Dump Truck	7	good	Effect: "So Fresh and So Clean", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2012-03"
5609	acceptable Fauna Libre	3	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5610	smooth boozy upside-down ghostly green Chakra Libre	5	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5611	hand-crafted Aura Libre	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5612	acceptable watered-down pulsating huge blue Sazerorc	2	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5613	fortified acceptable Sazuruk-hai	5	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5614	artisanal Flaming Sazerorc	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5615	aged Green Velvet	3	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5616	hand-crafted weak Green Muslin	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5617	lousy blurry Green Burlap	3	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5618	special bad Mohobo	3	decent	Effect: "Chauve-Souris Merde Fou", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2012-03"
5619	special perfectly mixed Moonshine Mohobo	4	EPIC	Effect: "Ghost Finger", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2012-03"
5620	tolerable Flaming Mohobo	3	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5621	tolerable huge Drunken Philosopher	3	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5622	practically non-alcoholic hand-crafted shaking Drunken Neurologist	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5623	hand-crafted Drunken Astrophysicist	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5624	tolerable Dark & Starry	4	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5625	hand-crafted Black Hole	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5626	aged strong Event Horizon	5	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5627	high-proof lousy Herring Daiquiri	10	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5628	weak drinkable Herring Wallbanger	2	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5629	artisanal bouncing Herringtini	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5630	bad blinking cyan Lollipop Drop	4	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5631	bad Candy Alexander	4	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5632	hand-crafted ghostly Candicaine	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5633	drinkable special Caipiranha	4	good	Effect: "Is This Your Card?", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2012-03"
5634	drinkable purple Flying Caipiranha	3	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5635	drinkable bouncing Flaming Caipiranha	3	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5636	delicious spinning Punchplanter	4	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5637	tolerable mirror Doublepunchplanter	4	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5638	irresponsibly strong tolerable Haymaker	9	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5639	Small Medium	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-03"
5640	blue crystal decanter	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2012-03"
5641	delicious narrow fungus	4	awesome	
5642	poisoned dart	0		
5643	galvanized spinning stone wool	0		Effect: "Livin' Large", Effect Duration: 56
5644	stones	0		
5645	the Nostril of the Serpent	0		
5646	calendar fragment	0		
5647	ruddy calendar	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40
5648	MacGyver's shellacked Boris's Helm	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Maximum MP: +100, Softcore Only, Free Pull, Familiar Effect: "atk, MP regen, cap 25", Last Available: "2012-04", Minstrel Level: +1, Softcore Only: [1-path(Avatar of Boris)]
5649	greasy therapeutic staph of homophones	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Alters Page Text
5650	blinking asbestos-lined ruddy Boris's Helm (askew) of the boozehound	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Hot Resistance: +5, Booze Drop: +100, Softcore Only, Free Pull, Familiar Effect: "atk, MP regen, cap 25", Last Available: "2012-04", Minstrel Level: +1, Softcore Only: [1-path(Avatar of Boris)]
5651	mime soul fragment	0		Last Available: "2012-04"
5652	blinking Monster Manuel	0		Free Pull
5653	key-o-tron	0		
5654	stale low-calorie nailswurst	1	decent	
5655	perfectly mixed used beer	3	EPIC	
5656	bouncing Huggler Radio	0		Free Pull
5657	fettucini &eacute;pines Inconnu recipe	0		Recipe: "fettucini &eacute;pines Inconnu"
5658	slap and slap again recipe	0		Recipe: "slap and slap again"
5659	deadly insulting hat	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "cap 2"
5660	stylish offensive moustache	0		Moxie: +25, Single Equip
5661	teal twirling vibrating hairshirt	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10
5662	Olympic-sized Clan crate	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-05"
5663	microwave	0		Free Pull
5664	pony keg	0		Free Pull
5665	fuchsia tumbling How to Tolerate Jerks	0		Skill: "Thick-Skinned"
5666	How to Hold a Grudge	0		Skill: "Chip on your Shoulder"
5667	upside-down puppet strings	0		Free Pull
5668	bagged &quot;L&quot;	0		
5669	skewed club	0		
5670	half-sized adequate fettucini &eacute;pines Inconnu	2	good	
5671	artisanal narrow tumbling slap and slap again	3	EPIC	
5672	huge gunpowder burrito	2	good	
5673	beery blood	2	good	
5674	&quot;L&quot;	0		
5675	mixed gray tumbling wobbly watered-down Red Minotaur	1		Effect: "Gemini Rising", Effect Duration: 45
5676	yellow pool torpedo	0		Last Available: "2012-05"
5677	ghostly hardened Ze&trade; goggles	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Familiar Effect: "Atk, cap 7", Last Available: "2012-05"
5678	huge soggy used band-aid	0		Last Available: "2012-05"
5679	chilly hardened stylish swimsuit	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Cold Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 10", Last Available: "2012-05"
5680	lost key	0		Last Available: "2012-05"
5681	bland huge squat P.B.L.T.	3	decent	
5682	note from Clancy	0		Skill: "Request Sandwich"
5683	purple BURT	0		
5684	handful of juicy garbage	0		
5685	bugbear communicator badge	0		
5686	bouncing ghostly quantum nanopolymer spider web	0		
5687	bugbear autopsy tweezers	0		
5688	tumbling reassuring UV monocular	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Single Equip
5689	olive skewed drone self-destruct chip	0		
5690	blurry Jeff Goldblum larva	0		
5691	spinning pacification grenade	0		
5692	thinker's quantum disintegrator pistol	0		Mysticality: +10
5693	huge phase-tuned shield generator belt of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50, Single Equip
5694	Thwaitgold woollybear statuette	0		
5695	frightening bugbear detector	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Single Equip
5696	bugbear purification pill	0		
5697	upside-down 1 Meat	0		
5698	blue knitted The Lost Glasses of bravery	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Spooky Resistance: +5, Single Equip
5699	blinking The Lost Pill Bottle	0		Last Available: "2012-05"
5700	tumbling The Lost Comb	0		
5701	narrow Moping Artistic Goth Kid	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-06"
5702	mannequin	0		Familiar Weight: +5
5703	spinning crayon shavings	0		Last Available: "2012-06"
5704	huge wax bugbear	0		Last Available: "2012-06"
5705	weightlifter's wax hat of Leguizamo	0		Muscle: +15, Monster Level: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy", Last Available: "2012-06"
5706	inspector's wax pants of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: +15, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xBarrr, cap 12", Last Available: "2012-06"
5707	FDKOL commendation	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5708	colloidal drop of water-37	0		Effect: "Scorpio Rising", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2012-07"
5709	chilly experienced fireman's helmet	0		Experience: +2, Cold Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "cold atk", Last Available: "2012-07"
5712	Socratic fire axe	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Last Available: "2012-07"
5713	lightning-fast zippy fire extinguisher of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Initiative: 60, Last Available: "2012-07"
5714	FDKOL tattoo	0		
5715	Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians	0		Skill: "Frigidalmatian", Last Available: "2012-07"
5716	Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used)	0		Skill: "Frigidalmatian", Last Available: "2012-07"
5717	delicious FDKOL hotcakes	4	awesome	Last Available: "2012-07"
5718	pulsating hot egg	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5719	mirror smoking grass	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5720	decent wobbly fiery wing	3	good	Last Available: "2012-07"
5721	rosewater-soaked smartaleck's wings of fire	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2012-07"
5722	squat spinning FDKOL fire hose of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Last Available: "2012-07"
5723	energized blinking bottle of fire	0		Effect: "Perfect Hair", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2012-07"
5724	molten brick	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5725	hot daub	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5726	ghostly resourceful fortified hot daub bun	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Maximum MP: +50, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cap 21", Last Available: "2012-07"
5727	narrow Temple Grandin's educational hot daub stand	0		Experience: +1, Familiar Weight: +7, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cap 21", Last Available: "2012-07"
5728	mirror up-at-dawn foot-long hot daub of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2012-07"
5729	ballpark hot daub	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5730	moldy olive angst burger	4	crappy	
5731	delicious practically non-alcoholic 5-hour acrimony	1	awesome	
5732	blank note	0		
5733	eerily silent box	0		
5734	bland forbidden sausage	4	decent	
5735	aromatic Lord Flameface's cloak	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Swirl Cloak", Last Available: "2012-07"
5736	electrified concentrated Drizzlers&trade; Black Licorice	0		Effect: "The Wisdom... of the Future", Effect Duration: 56
5737	vacuum-sealed galvanized tumbling daub-breaker	0		Effect: "Got Your Boots On", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2020-09"
5738	supercool Camp Scout backpack	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Softcore Only, Drops Items, Last Available: "2012-07"
5739	CSA fire-starting kit	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5740	flavorless bag of GORP	3	decent	Last Available: "2012-07"
5741	artisanal water purification pills	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-07"
5742	Camp Scout pup tent	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5743	hand-crafted weak CSA scoutmaster's &quot;water&quot;	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-07"
5744	tiny adequate bouncing bag of GORF	1	good	Last Available: "2012-07"
5745	huge CSA discount card	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
5746	rotten immense bag of QWOP	10	crappy	Last Available: "2012-07"
5747	pickled mirror CSA bravery badge	0		Effect: "Sausage Festive", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2012-07"
5748	CSA all-purpose soap	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5749	acceptable CSA cheerfulness ration	4	good	Last Available: "2012-07"
5750	CSA obedience grenade	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5751	Tales of the Word Realms	0		
5752	decent crappy brain	4	good	
5753	flavorless special skewed decent brain	3	decent	Effect: "Total Protonic Reversal", Effect Duration: 35
5754	stale miniature maroon good brain	2	decent	
5755	moldy boss brain	3	crappy	
5756	yummy twirling hunter brain	3	awesome	
5758	huge lightning-fast vibrating Staff of Holiday Sensations of chilblains	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Cold Damage: +25, Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2011-11"
5759	wizardly staff of vim and vigor	0		Mysticality: +25, Maximum HP Percent: +50
5760	wobbly Annie Oakley's experienced staff of vim and vigor	0		Experience: +2, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Critical Hit Percent: +20
5761	tumbling boxer's Staff of the Scummy Sink of chilblains of the detective	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Cold Damage: +25, Item Drop: +20, Slime Hates It: +1
5762	nose	0		
5763	twirling manspreader's Superhero Reboots of Flo-Jo	0		Monster Level: +10, Initiative: +100
5764	padded fuzzy busby of the early riser	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Adventures: +7, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, cap 32"
5765	hardy extremely unsafe fuzzy earmuffs	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Maximum HP: +50, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, cap 32"
5766	hardy rock-hard hardened fuzzy montera	0		Damage Reduction: 8, Maximum HP: +50, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, cap 32"
5767	narrow Unagnimated Gnome	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-08"
5768	spinning mirror gnomish swimmer's ears	0		Better Diver: +10, Equips On: "Reagnimated Gnome", Familiar Effect: "underwater", Last Available: "2012-08"
5769	gnomish coal miner's lung	0		Equips On: "Reagnimated Gnome", Familiar Effect: "block", Last Available: "2012-08"
5770	gnomish tennis elbow	0		Equips On: "Reagnimated Gnome", Familiar Effect: "damage", Last Available: "2012-08"
5771	gnomish housemaid's kgnee	0		Equips On: "Reagnimated Gnome", Familiar Effect: "gain advs", Last Available: "2012-08"
5772	gnomish athlete's foot	0		Equips On: "Reagnimated Gnome", Familiar Effect: "delevel", Last Available: "2012-08"
5773	tumbling Thwaitgold maggot statuette	0		
5774	bouncing talkative skull	0		
5775	spinning fronts	0		Familiar Weight: +5
5776	toasty Barney's rake of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Hot Damage: +5
5778	bland snack-sized idiot brain	2	decent	
5779	green wool keel-haulin' knife	0		Cold Resistance: +1
5780	personal trainer's ice cream scoop	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10
5781	mediocre soft echo eyedrop antidote martini	3	decent	
5782	morningwood plank	0		
5783	twirling raging hardwood plank	0		
5784	upside-down weirdwood plank	0		
5785	thick caulk	0		
5786	hard screw	0		
5787	upside-down messy butt joint	0		
5788	smut orc keepsake box	0		
5789	bubblin' crude	0		
5790	box of bear arms	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5791	toasty crafty right bear arm	0		Maximum MP: +10, Hot Damage: +5, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Kodiak Moment", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Grizzly Scene", Last Available: "2012-09", Softcore Only: [1-path(Zombie Slayer)]
5792	jittery wobbly arcane researcher's left bear arm of Flo-Jo	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Item Drop: +5, Initiative: +100, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Bear-Backrub", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Bear-ly Legal", Last Available: "2012-09", Softcore Only: [1-path(Zombie Slayer)]
5793	blurry Hat O' Nine Tails	0		Item Drop: +5
5794	oxidized pickled fuchsia shaking Enchanted Plunger	0		Effect: "Just the Brown Ones", Effect Duration: 65
5795	boiled oxidized Enchanted Flyswatter	0		Effect: "Flamingly Floral", Effect Duration: 12
5796	chilled improved warmed maroon Gearhead Goo	0		Effect: "Tightly-Wound Spine", Effect Duration: 30
5797	non-altered concentrated tumbling pulsating Missing Eye Simulation Device	0		Effect: "Patience of the Tortoise", Effect Duration: 36
5798	ionized electrified teal Gnollish Crossdress	0		Effect: "Happy Salamander", Effect Duration: 43
5799	ionized ghostly maroon eldritch dough	0		Effect: "OMG WTF", Effect Duration: 24
5800	ionized Charity's choker	0		Effect: "Woad Warrior", Effect Duration: 59
5801	irradiated oxidized squat Smart Bone Dust	0		Effect: "Work For Hours a Week", Effect Duration: 12
5802	wet colloidal olive blurry perpendicular guano	0		Effect: "Superheroic", Effect Duration: 67
5803	non-flattened upside-down White Chocolate Golem Seeds	0		Effect: "Dweeby", Effect Duration: 43
5804	dry pulsating Shivering Ch&egrave;vre	0		Effect: "Crying, Dying", Effect Duration: 25
5805	electrified breath mint	0		Effect: "Using Protection", Effect Duration: 47
5806	diffused deionized blinking olive muesli	0		Effect: "Thaumodynamic", Effect Duration: 44
5807	improved chilled polarized bouncing glass of warm milk	0		Effect: "It Tickles!  It Tickles!", Effect Duration: 32
5808	anodized magnetized glass of gnat milk	0		Effect: "Dexteri Tea", Effect Duration: 55
5809	adjusted pulsating Knob Goblin Mutagen	0		Effect: "Poker Faced", Effect Duration: 46
5810	cold-filtered extra-warmed blinking Tears of the Quiet Healer	0		Effect: "Vanity Rage", Effect Duration: 32
5811	alkaline oxidized ghostly tube of lipstick	0		Effect: "Tingly Elbows", Effect Duration: 46
5812	energized skelelton spine	0		Effect: "Gummiheart", Effect Duration: 20
5813	pressed ionized red squat shaking smut orc sunglasses	0		Effect: "Spooky Demeanor", Effect Duration: 46
5814	enhanced anodized diffused wobbly fuchsia blob of acid	0		Effect: "Polar Express", Effect Duration: 55
5815	tarnished quadruple-boiled skewed flayed mind	0		Effect: "Pecan Pied Piper", Effect Duration: 26
5816	improved kobold kibble	0		Effect: "Turn On, Tune In, Play Ball!", Effect Duration: 13
5817	deionized forest spirit rattle	0		Effect: "Ice Packed", Effect Duration: 62
5818	quantum deionized corrupted mirror Stone Golem pebbles	0		Effect: "Weepy, Creepy", Effect Duration: 18
5819	improved altered teal gravy fairy warlock hat	0		Effect: "Eyes Wide Propped", Effect Duration: 58
5820	magnetized bull blubber	0		Effect: "Charrrming", Effect Duration: 27
5821	cold-filtered purple frog lip-print	0		Effect: "Yuletide Sappiness", Effect Duration: 47
5822	oxidized wet pickled spinning jittery gazely stare	0		Effect: "Just Aged Enough", Effect Duration: 53
5823	tarnished quadruple-pressed huge canopic jar	0		Effect: "Amorous Avarice", Effect Duration: 49
5824	polarized upside-down clove-flavored lip balm	0		Effect: "Mitre Cut", Effect Duration: 16
5825	energized enhanced narrow Skullery Maid's Knee	0		Effect: "Blessing of the Frozen Tortellini", Effect Duration: 52
5826	ionized cyan zombie hollandaise	0		Effect: "El Vibrations", Effect Duration: 16
5827	quadruple-activated skeletal banana	0		Effect: "Pyramid Power", Effect Duration: 60
5828	tarnished pressed gilt perfume bottle	0		Effect: "Ironclad", Effect Duration: 58
5829	activated janglin' bones	0		Effect: "Salty Mouth", Effect Duration: 68
5830	anodized polymerized yellow pygmy papers	0		Effect: "Elron's Explosive Etude", Effect Duration: 42
5831	double-electrified alkaline aerosolized bouncing pygmy dart	0		Effect: "Proprie Tea", Effect Duration: 25
5832	dry double-denatured secret mummy herbs and spices	0		Effect: "Chorale of Companionship", Effect Duration: 15
5833	improved fuchsia brigand brittle	0		Effect: "Disdain of the War Snapper", Effect Duration: 31
5834	unsweetened corrupted spinning holistic headache remedy	0		Effect: "Blessing of Bulbazinalli", Effect Duration: 60
5835	Vulcanized vacuum-sealed teal scrunchie tourniquet	0		Effect: "Blessing of the Frozen Tortellini", Effect Duration: 48
5836	non-chilled dry improved green embezzler's oil	0		Effect: "Burning Tongue", Effect Duration: 48
5837	oxidized moist cyan Fu Manchu Wax	0		Effect: "Sucrose-Colored Glasses", Effect Duration: 23
5838	corrupted spinning yellow Iiti Kitty Gumdrop	0		Effect: "Quiet 'n' Good", Effect Duration: 67
5839	non-alkaline ravenous eye	0		Effect: "Feelin' Philosophical", Effect Duration: 42
5840	super-adjusted pressed huge fuchsia Rogue Windmill Rouge	0		Effect: "Slightly Cursed, Mostly Lucky", Effect Duration: 55
5841	diffused A muse-bouche	0		Effect: "No Vertigo", Effect Duration: 29
5842	anodized altered mirror toothbrush	0		Effect: "Certainty", Effect Duration: 43
5843	adjusted activated altered pirate cream pie	0		Effect: "Pie in the Sky", Effect Duration: 63
5844	corrupted alkaline chilled blurry una poca de gracia	0		Effect: "Dilated Pupils", Effect Duration: 33
5845	altered flattened compressed air canister	0		Effect: "Banono", Effect Duration: 54
5846	aerosolized dry squat bouncing salt water taffy	0		Effect: "Eyes Wide Propped", Effect Duration: 51
5847	quantum unholy water	0		Effect: "Space Cadet", Effect Duration: 57
5848	corrupted diffused tumbling Bangyomaman battle juice	0		Effect: "Turkey-Agitated", Effect Duration: 47
5849	altered wobbly green handyman &quot;hand soap&quot;	0		Effect: "Chunky", Effect Duration: 25
5850	ionized quadruple-Vulcanized space marine flash grenade	0		Effect: "Medieval Mage Mayhem", Effect Duration: 40
5851	warmed quadruple-dry squat temporary tribal tattoo	0		Effect: "Physicali Tea", Effect Duration: 24
5852	extra-irradiated triple-ionized oil-filled donut	0		Effect: "Gummi-Grin", Effect Duration: 66
5853	non-cold-filtered energized pulsating skewed stick-on gnome beard	0		Effect: "Bugbear in Tooth and Claw", Effect Duration: 11
5854	activated BRICKO stud	0		Effect: "Conspiratory Eyes", Effect Duration: 42
5855	cold-filtered Osk'r Chow	0		Effect: "Mmmmmelon", Effect Duration: 45
5856	galvanized Scuba Snack	0		Effect: "Limber as Mortimer", Effect Duration: 15
5857	quantum bouncing grey cube	0		Effect: "Horrid, Torrid", Effect Duration: 69
5858	ionized aerosolized bouncing yellow votive candle	0		Effect: "Fungal Flamb&eacute;", Effect Duration: 35
5859	moist booby trap	0		Effect: "Stopping to Smell the Flowers", Effect Duration: 41
5860	aerosolized pressed triple-chilled Agent Corrigan's cigarette	0		Effect: "Certainty", Effect Duration: 52
5861	irradiated narrow good ash	0		Effect: "Moon-Eyed", Effect Duration: 28
5862	Tome of Rad Libs	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-09", Skill: "Summon Rad Libs"
5863	Rad Lib	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5864	papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; glob	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5865	enhanced altered papier-mochi	0		Effect: "Peppermint Bite", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2012-09"
5866	ionized boiled blue shaking papier-m&acirc;chaeranthera	0		Effect: "Notably Lovely", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2012-09"
5867	magnetized frozen alkaline papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; toothpicks	0		Effect: "Neutered Nostrils", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2012-09"
5868	chaotic papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute;te of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Alters Page Text, Last Available: "2012-09"
5869	mirror nippy papier-m&acirc;chine gun of the boozehound	0		Cold Damage: +10, Booze Drop: +100, Alters Page Text, Last Available: "2012-09"
5870	pulsating upside-down frightening papier-masque of temperance	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Alters Page Text, Last Available: "2012-09"
5871	Sherlock's Sinatra's papier-mitre	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Item Drop: +25, Alters Page Text, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2012-09"
5872	Jim Carey's papier-m&acirc;churidars of temperance	0		Monster Level: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Alters Page Text, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2012-09"
5873	red papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; plaque	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5874	papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; handle	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5875	wobbly papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; base	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5876	papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; bowl	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5877	tumbling mirror papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; trophy pi&ntilde;ata	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5878	fuchsia pulsating chilly Rainbow Jello Mould	0		Cold Damage: +5
5879	Pete & Jackie's Dragon Tooth Emporium Catalog	0		Last Available: "2012-10"
5880	packet of dragon's teeth	0		Last Available: "2012-10"
5881	bouncing skeleton	0		Last Available: "2012-10"
5882	spinning Temple Grandin's savvy skeleton skis of the overflowing toilet	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Familiar Weight: +7, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-10"
5883	rotten skeleton quiche	4	crappy	Last Available: "2012-10"
5884	skeletal scabbard	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-10"
5885	jittery skeletal skiff	0		Last Available: "2012-10"
5886	blinking rosewater-soaked fireproof rock-hard Bonestabber of the glutton	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Hot Resistance: +3, Stench Resistance: +3, Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2012-10"
5887	aged crystal skeleton vodka	4	awesome	Last Available: "2012-10"
5888	blinking Lazybones&trade; recliner	0		Last Available: "2012-10"
5889	Samson's auxiliary backbone	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Last Available: "2012-10"
5890	pulsating skulldozer egg	0		Last Available: "2012-10"
5891	blurry ribcage rollcage	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2012-10"
5892	oxidized upside-down twirling that gum you like	0		Effect: "Disco Concentration", Effect Duration: 62
5893	wobbly dreaming Jung man	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-12"
5894	Little Crimson Book	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
5895	avatar of the Unconscious Collective	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-12"
5896	ghostly canary nightlight	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
5897	dried spinning Unconscious Collective Dream Jar	1	decent	Last Available: "2013-12"
5898	mirror bouncing jar of psychoses (The Suspicious-Looking Guy)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5899	twirling jar of psychoses (The Captain of the Gourd)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5900	jar of psychoses (The Crackpot Mystic)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5901	wobbly jar of psychoses (The Old Man)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5902	jar of psychoses (The Pretentious Artist)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5903	jar of psychoses (The Meatsmith)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5905	blinking wobbly jar of psychoses (Jick)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5906	pixel pill	0		
5907	pixel energy tank	0		
5908	ChibiBuddy&trade; (on)	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5909	double-paned weightlifter's wedding ring	0		Muscle: +15, Cold Resistance: +5, Single Equip
5910	skewed deactivated nanobots	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-11"
5911	mirror nanorhino credit card	0		Last Available: "2012-11"
5912	skewed fuchsia wicked Solstice Shield of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Spell Damage: +5
5913	vacuum-sealed pickled candy sushi set	0		Effect: "Steroid Boost", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2012-12"
5914	pressed squat maroon sweet mochi ball	0		Effect: "Adrenaline Rush", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2012-12"
5915	magnetized gray beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	0		Effect: "You Know Where to Go", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2012-12"
5916	oxidized chilled jittery sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	0		Effect: "Favored by Lyle", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2012-12"
5917	cold-filtered cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	0		Effect: "In Tuna", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2012-12"
5918	occult plastic animelf	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Last Available: "2012-12"
5919	flame-retardant plastic ChibiBuddy&trade;	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2012-12"
5920	plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2012-12"
5921	curative plastic Uncle Crimboku	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5922	Socratic plastic MechaElf	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Last Available: "2012-12"
5923	blurry plastic ingot	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5924	electrical thingamabob	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5925	ChibiBuddy&trade; (off)	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5926	skewed BittyCar MeatCar	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5927	BittyCar HotCar	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5928	extremely unsafe brainwave-controlled unicorn horn	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Uni-Gore", Familiar Effect: "atk, 5xVolley, cap 2", Last Available: "2012-12"
5929	bubble-wrap simulator	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5930	mirror blind-packed capsule toy	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5931	ribald nasty arcane researcher's plastic four-shadowed mime	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Stench Damage: +5, Sleaze Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-12"
5932	smelly electrified plastic Bugbear Captain	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-12"
5933	narrow skewed chaotic plastic Rene C. Corman of chilblains	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Cold Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-12"
5934	aromatic mansplainer's plastic Lord Flameface	0		Monster Level: +15, Stench Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-12"
5935	shaking quilted plastic Beebee King	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Last Available: "2012-12"
5936	narrow plastic Queen Bee of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Last Available: "2012-12"
5937	razor-sharp plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Last Available: "2012-12"
5938	experienced plastic Clancy the Minstrel	0		Experience: +2, Last Available: "2012-12"
5939	plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2012-12"
5940	plastic spiderbugbear of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Last Available: "2012-12"
5941	plastic peacannon of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Last Available: "2012-12"
5942	smartaleck's plastic the Free Man	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Last Available: "2012-12"
5943	twirling Van der Graaf plastic fire servant	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2012-12"
5944	Annie Oakley's plastic mumblebee	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Last Available: "2012-12"
5945	razor-sharp plastic moneybee	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Last Available: "2012-12"
5946	dance instructor's plastic beebee gunners	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5947	twirling purple sinister plastic beebee queue	0		Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5948	squat therapeutic plastic buzzerker	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2012-12"
5949	tumbling reassuring plastic bee swarm	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2012-12"
5950	baleful plastic batbugbear	0		Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2012-12"
5951	red flame-wreathed plastic bugaboo	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5952	forbidden plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2012-12"
5953	bouncing scandalous plastic ops bugbear	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5954	plastic hypodermic bugbear of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2012-12"
5955	fuchsia mirror brawny plastic cavebugbear	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Last Available: "2012-12"
5956	perfumed plastic Norville Rogers	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5957	plastic Scott the Miner of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2012-12"
5958	pulsating ghostly plastic angry space marine of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5959	Jack Frost's plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2012-12"
5960	yellow deadly plastic Father McGruber	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5961	blurry plastic Hank North, Photojournalist of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Last Available: "2012-12"
5962	spinning educational plastic blazing bat	0		Experience: +1, Last Available: "2012-12"
5963	flame-wreathed electronic dulcimer pants of doom	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play Hog Fiddle", Familiar Effect: "8xPotato, cap 2", Last Available: "2012-12"
5964	shaking A-Boo clue	0		
5965	Frown Exerciser of Calamity Jane of Gandalf	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-12"
5966	soul monocle	0		Single Equip
5967	soul doorbell	0		
5968	shaking blurry soul coin	0		
5969	soul knife	0		
5970	twirling soul mask of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
5971	teal shaking record of infuriating silence	0		Skill: "Silent Slam", Last Available: "2012-10"
5972	mirror record of infuriating silence (used)	0		Skill: "Silent Slam", Last Available: "2012-10"
5973	gray record of tranquil silence	0		Skill: "Silent Squirt", Last Available: "2012-10"
5974	blurry record of tranquil silence (used)	0		Skill: "Silent Squirt", Last Available: "2012-10"
5975	record of menacing silence	0		Skill: "Silent Slice", Last Available: "2012-10"
5976	yellow pulsating record of menacing silence (used)	0		Skill: "Silent Slice", Last Available: "2012-10"
5977	manspreader's clever razor-sharp silent beret	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Maximum MP: +20, Monster Level: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, cap 3"
5978	tasty huge slice of pizza	7	awesome	Last Available: "2013-02"
5979	huge coin	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5980	tumbling cartoon heart	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5981	star	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5982	tolerable practically non-alcoholic tankard of ale	1	good	Last Available: "2013-02"
5983	vial of holy water	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5984	wool hardy cloth cap of doom	0		Maximum HP: +50, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Cold Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 12", Last Available: "2013-02"
5985	mirror yellow auspicious chilly iron dagger of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Cold Damage: +5, Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2013-02"
5986	normal half-sized pulsating hamburger	2	good	Last Available: "2013-02"
5987	dollar-sign bag	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5988	potion	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5989	potion	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5990	fancy weak acceptable mirror bottle of wine	2	good	Effect: "Weapon of Mass Destruction", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2013-02"
5991	squat round bomb	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5992	greasy supercharged iron helmet of the sweet-tooth	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Candy Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-02"
5993	spinning gravedigger's quilted smooth steel sword	0		Moxie: +15, Damage Absorption: +40, Spooky Damage: +10, Last Available: "2013-02"
5994	massive rotten blurry whole roasted chicken	7	crappy	Last Available: "2013-02"
5995	massive gemstone	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5996	extra-strength potion	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5997	shaking potion	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5998	acceptable shining goblet	3	good	Last Available: "2013-02"
5999	fireball	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
6000	scorching rock-hard Rosewater's crown	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Damage Reduction: 5, Hot Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "3xGhoul, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-02"
6001	stanky sword of Leguizamo of temperance	0		Monster Level: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2013-02"
6002	upside-down Sinatra's brawny Helm of the Scream Emperor of the overflowing toilet	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Experience (Moxie): +5, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xFairy, cap 30", Last Available: "2013-02"
6003	Usain Bolt's Herculean Cloak of Dire Shadows of temperance	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2013-02"
6004	manspreader's Sword of Dark Omens of the storm of Calamity Jane	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Monster Level: +10, Last Available: "2013-02"
6005	ribald ruddy sinister Shield of Icy Fate	0		Spell Damage: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Sleaze Damage: +10, Last Available: "2013-02"
6006	squat foul-smelling flame-wreathed groovy Greaves of the Murk Lord	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Stench Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, cap 30", Last Available: "2013-02"
6007	Jack Frost's extremely unsafe Gauntlets of the Blood Moon of mayonnaise	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-02"
6008	nippy Boots of Twilight Whispers of doom of bravery	0		Cold Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-02"
6009	Newton's Socratic Belt of Howling Anger of extreme caution	0		Experience (Mysticality): 4, Monster Level: -25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-02"
6010	blurry logging hatchet of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100
6011	pulsating aromatic orc wrist	0		Stench Resistance: +1
6012	boxer's freshwater pearl necklace	0		Muscle Percent: +10
6013	bouncing scorching orcish stud-finder of bravery	0		Hot Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +5
6014	screwing pooch of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25
6015	galvanized jittery orcish hand lotion	0		Effect: "Minerva's Zen", Effect Duration: 44
6016	pickled dry squat spinning orcish rubber	0		Effect: "Hyphemariffic", Effect Duration: 29
6017	electrified ionized lime green orcish nailing lube	0		Effect: "Cool, Catlike", Effect Duration: 27
6018	lousy backwoods screwdriver	3	decent	
6019	loadstone	0		Item Drop: +5
6020	chaotic padded Claybender glasses	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Single Equip
6021	supercharged sage Duskwalker fangs	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +30
6022	maroon pulsating Space Tourist Phaser	0		
6023	zippy beefy Whoompa Fur Pants	0		Muscle: +10, Initiative: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 27"
6024	spinning savvy Whatsian Ionic Pliers	0		Mysticality Percent: +20
6025	adjusted denatured ionized fuchsia Polysniff Perfume	0		Effect: "Gummi-Grin", Effect Duration: 50
6026	Duskwalker syringe	0		
6027	Space Tours Tripple	0		
6028	blurry Battlie Light Saver	0		
6029	T.U.R.D.S. Key	0		
6030	dress pants of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "2xFairy, cap 28"
6031	jittery boxer's badge of authority	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Single Equip
6032	careful therapeutic motorcycle boots	0		Monster Level: -10, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip
6033	huge fireproof flame-retardant stolen necklace	0		Hot Resistance: 4
6034	mirror cyan deadly troll britches of courage	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Spooky Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "1.5xPotato, cap 28"
6035	liquefied quantum skewed vial of The Glistening	0		Effect: "Fancy Feasted", Effect Duration: 44
6036	aged high-proof artisanal limoncello	9	awesome	
6037	huge narrow olive ginger ale	0		
6038	normal incredible pizza	3	good	
6039	ghostly coward's clever oil cap	0		Maximum MP: +20, Monster Level: -20, Familiar Effect: "cap 28"
6040	perfumed extremely unsafe oil lamp	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Stench Resistance: +5
6041	purple stylish oil slacks	0		Moxie: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 30"
6042	narrow oil pan of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5
6043	boid	0		
6044	woim	0		
6045	Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette	0		
6046	upside-down BittyCar SoulCar	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6047	boxer's Misty Cloak of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Muscle Percent: +10
6048	censurious Misty Robe of the early riser	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Adventures: +7
6049	frosty shellacked beefy Misty Cape	0		Muscle: +10, Damage Reduction: 7, Cold Spell Damage: +10
6050	woimbook	0		Familiar Weight: +5
6051	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6052	adequate Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco	3	good	Last Available: "2012-12"
6053	smooth Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita	3	awesome	Last Available: "2012-12"
6054	deionized frozen enhanced Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro	0		Effect: "Egg Burps", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2012-12"
6055	psychoanalytic jar	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6056	ghostly The Sword in the Steak	0		Last Available: "2013-12", Wiki Name: "The Sword in the Steak (item)"
6057	twirling up-at-dawn slick Meatcleaver	0		Moxie: +10, Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
6058	mansplainer's Crimbo Elf bobble-head	0		Monster Level: +15, Last Available: "2012-12"
6059	coward's Crimbo stogie-scented room odorizer	0		Monster Level: -20, Last Available: "2012-12"
6060	forbidden Crimbo bottomless hot cocoa mug	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2012-12"
6061	cyan upside-down Crimbo tree flocker of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2012-12"
6062	squat pulsating brawny Crimbo light-up Rudolph doll	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Last Available: "2012-12"
6063	Temple Grandin's Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Last Available: "2012-12"
6064	sharp tin strip	0		
6065	wad of spider silk	0		
6066	goblin collarbone	0		
6067	lightning-fast chaotic Truthsayer	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2013-12"
6068	loose blade	0		
6069	blurry goblin bone hilt	0		
6070	olive sword blade	0		
6071	shaking Thinknerd's Grimoire of Geeky Gifts	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-12", Skill: "Summon Geeky Gifts"
6072	blurry confusing LED clock	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6073	unsweetened blinking haggis-infused soap	0		Effect: "[1701]Hip to the Jive", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2012-12"
6074	ionized alkaline tarnished magicberry tablets	0		Effect: "Standard Cheer", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2012-12"
6075	cold-filtered concentrated shaking ghostly 37x37x37 puzzle cube	0		Effect: "Pockets of Fire", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2012-12"
6076	triple-distilled mediocre McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade	6	decent	Last Available: "2012-12"
6077	flavorless haggis-wrapped haggis-stuffed haggis	4	decent	Last Available: "2012-12"
6078	home robotics kit	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6079	shaking lime green school calculator watch	0		Last Available: "2012-12", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.25
6080	tumbling stanky haggis socks	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Haggis Kick", Last Available: "2012-12"
6081	bouncing airblaster gun	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Air Blast", Last Available: "2012-12"
6082	Thinknerd T-shirt grab bag	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6083	yellow actual reality goggles	0		Single Equip, Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-12"
6084	Mr. Haggis	0		Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2012-12"
6085	magnetic sculpture kit	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6086	Microplushie: Otakulone of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
6087	lard-coated Microplushie: Hippylase	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2012-12"
6088	Temple Grandin's Microplushie: Bropane	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Last Available: "2012-12"
6089	hardy Microplushie: Sororitrate	0		Maximum HP: +50, Last Available: "2012-12"
6090	beefy Microplushie: Gothochondria	0		Muscle: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
6091	shaking greedy Microplushie: Raverdrine	0		Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2012-12"
6092	foul-smelling Microplushie: Hobomosome	0		Stench Damage: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
6093	twirling shellacked Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Last Available: "2012-12"
6094	bouncing electrified Microplushie: Dorkonide	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2012-12"
6095	boxer's Microplushie: Fauxnerditide	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
6096	zippy Microplushie: Hipsterine	0		Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2012-12"
6097	classy monkey	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6098	bouncing gourd potion	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6099	frightening Thinknerd T-Shirt	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
6100	pile of useless robot parts	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6101	homemade robot	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6102	upside-down homemade robot gear	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6103	Artist's Whisk of Misery	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6104	wobbly Artist's Butterknife of Regret	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6105	spinning Artist's Spatula of Despair	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6106	Artist's Cookie Cutter of Loneliness	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6107	Artist's Cr&egrave;me Brul&eacute;e Torch of Fury	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6108	skewed chilly ruddy Ginsu&trade;	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Cold Damage: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
6109	bubble-wrap simulator (one broken button)	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6110	bubble-wrap simulator (half broken)	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6111	bubble-wrap simulator (one button left)	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6112	blinking zaibatsu lobby card	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6113	blue zaibatsu level 1 card	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6114	narrow spinning zaibatsu level 2 card	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6115	maroon zaibatsu level 3 card	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6116	lime green CEO office card	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6117	test site key	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6118	twirling goggles	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6119	abacus	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6120	bonsai tree	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6121	drinkable weak Chinese beer	2	good	Last Available: "2013-12"
6122	jittery cat statue	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6123	huge rhinoceros horn	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6124	furry pink pillow	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6125	non-irradiated activated mirror bottle of limeade	0		Effect: "Raging Animal", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2013-12"
6126	lime green veiny deadly novelty tattoo sleeves	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Maximum HP: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6127	pair of rhinoceros horns	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6128	upside-down furry brown pillow	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6129	Sherlock's makeshift yakuza mask	0		Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2013-12"
6130	piece	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6131	toy taijijian	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6132	battery	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6133	electrified Herculean White Dragon Fang of Flo-Jo	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Initiative: +100, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2013-12"
6134	squat dangerous butterfly knife	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6135	squat tube of herbal ointment	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6136	pencil kunai	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6137	padded weighted paperclip chain	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Last Available: "2013-12"
6138	great capacitor	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6139	green savvy rubber gloves	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Last Available: "2013-12"
6140	Chinese curse words	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6141	triad summoning scroll	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6142	normal bite-sized blinking teal roasted duck	1	good	Last Available: "2013-12"
6143	delicious massive dead meat bun	10	awesome	Last Available: "2013-12"
6144	cat collar of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6145	shellacked forbidden suspicious-looking fedora	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Damage Reduction: 7, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 15", Last Available: "2013-12"
6147	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6148	Deactivated MiniMechaElf	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6149	MiniMechaElf Laser Punch Missile Launcher	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6150	shaking Snow Suit	0		Familiar Weight: +20, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2013-01"
6151	twirling carrot nose	0		Last Available: "2013-01"
6152	adequate carrot cake	4	good	Last Available: "2013-01"
6153	watered-down tolerable teal carrot claret	2	good	Last Available: "2013-01"
6154	vaporized red carrot juice	1	crappy	Effect: "Corruption of Wretched Wally", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2013-01"
6155	tumbling yellow pixel power cell	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6156	flickering pixel	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6157	electrified Byte of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2013-12"
6158	anger blaster of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Rage Flame", Last Available: "2013-12"
6159	blinking nippy doubt cannon	0		Cold Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Doubt Shackles", Last Available: "2013-12"
6160	quilted fear condenser	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fear Vapor", Last Available: "2013-12"
6161	spinning cyan regret hose of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Tear Wave", Last Available: "2013-12"
6162	Young Man's Crew Sequester	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6163	Young Man's Cargo Load	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6164	MacGyver's sinister commodore's hat	0		Spell Damage: +10, Maximum MP: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley", Last Available: "2013-12"
6165	wobbly ghostly friendly naval trousers	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xPotato", Last Available: "2013-12"
6166	fuchsia dangerous beefy deck cannon	0		Muscle: +10, Weapon Damage: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6167	flame-wreathed ornamental sextant	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6168	curative wicked Bloodbath	0		Spell Damage: +5, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2013-12"
6169	practically non-alcoholic bad narrow purple Hundred Headed IPA	1	decent	Last Available: "2013-12"
6170	bland chum	3	decent	Last Available: "2013-12"
6171	quadruple-cold-filtered alkaline crude crudit&eacute;s	0		Effect: "Space Tripping", Effect Duration: 36
6172	Vulcanized candy crayons	0		Effect: "Slimed Stomach", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2020-09"
6173	Tesla pixel grappling hook of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
6174	GameInformPowerDailyPro magazine	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
6175	blue GameInformPowerDailyPro walkthru	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
6176	cosmic egg	0		
6177	cosmic dough	0		
6178	cosmic vegetable	0		
6179	cosmic cheese	0		
6180	shaking cosmic potted meat product	0		
6181	teal shaking cosmic potato	0		
6182	cosmic cream	0		
6183	pulsating ghostly cosmic fruit	0		
6184	rosewater-soaked chilly Herculean Jarlsberg's hat	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Cold Damage: +5, Stench Resistance: +3
6185	moldy enchanted half-sized mirror consummate hard-boiled egg	2	crappy	Effect: "Once Bitten Twice Fried", Effect Duration: 5
6186	rotten gigantic consummate fried egg	7	crappy	
6187	flavorless diet consummate egg salad	1	decent	
6188	flavorless squat consummate bagel	3	decent	
6189	flavorless consummate sliced bread	3	decent	
6190	enchanted small moldy consummate hot dog bun	2	crappy	Effect: "Cotton Mouthed", Effect Duration: 25
6191	stale consummate brownie	4	decent	
6192	jumbo adequate consummate toast	5	good	
6193	aged gray passable stout	3	awesome	
6194	tasty consummate soup	3	awesome	
6195	moldy consummate corn chips	3	crappy	
6196	huge stale consummate salad	8	decent	
6197	stale immense consummate salsa	10	decent	
6198	flavorless consummate sauerkraut	4	decent	
6199	adequate massive consummate cheese slice	7	good	
6200	normal consummate melted cheese	3	good	
6201	decent low-calorie huge consummate bacon	1	good	
6202	adequate consummate meatloaf	4	good	
6203	bland consummate steak	3	decent	
6204	rotten consummate cuts	3	crappy	
6205	decent huge consummate frankfurter	7	good	
6206	adequate small teal consummate french fries	2	good	
6207	moldy bite-sized consummate baked potato	1	crappy	
6208	weak hand-crafted acceptable vodka	2	EPIC	
6209	normal half-sized consummate ice cream	2	good	
6210	enchanted flavorless huge consummate whipped cream	6	decent	Effect: "Compensatory Cruelness", Effect Duration: 45
6211	normal consummate cream	3	good	
6212	normal consummate strawberries	3	good	
6213	miniature flavorless bouncing maroon consummate sorbet	2	decent	
6214	tolerable lime green adequate rum	3	good	
6215	perfectly mixed special mediocre lager	4	EPIC	Effect: "Gr8ness", Effect Duration: 40
6216	fancy half-sized delicious immaculate grilled cheese	2	awesome	Effect: "Ten out of Ten", Effect Duration: 10
6217	half-sized bland immaculate ice cream sandwich	2	decent	
6218	toothsome snack-sized immaculate hot dog	2	awesome	
6219	flavorless immaculate egg salad sandwich	3	decent	
6220	fancy flavorless perfect sandwich	3	decent	Effect: "The Dinsey Way", Effect Duration: 5
6221	decent wobbly perfect chef salad	4	good	
6222	flavorless half-sized perfect breakfast	2	decent	
6223	special yummy sublime deluxe hot dog	3	awesome	Effect: "Always be Collecting", Effect Duration: 20
6224	small normal sublime stew	2	good	
6225	flavorless blue squat sublime nachos	3	decent	
6226	decent enchanted Ultimate Breakfast Sandwich	3	good	Effect: "Like a Fish to Walter", Effect Duration: 15
6227	adequate Loaded Baked Potato	3	good	
6228	rotten Omega Sundae	4	crappy	
6229	mediocre boozy spinning Das Sauerlager	5	decent	
6230	tolerable Bologna Lambic	3	good	
6231	practically non-alcoholic bad Vodka Dog	1	decent	
6232	artisanal practically non-alcoholic upside-down Disappointed Russian	1	super ultra EPIC	
6233	aged fancy gray Chunky Mary	4	awesome	Effect: "Just the Brown Ones", Effect Duration: 10
6234	mediocre practically non-alcoholic Nachojito	1	decent	
6235	tolerable Le Roi	4	good	
6236	fancy perfectly mixed Over Easy Rider	3	EPIC	Effect: "Gummiskin", Effect Duration: 30
6237	cosmic six-pack	0		
6239	Vulcanized dry squat cube of ectoplasm	0		Effect: "Minerva's Zen", Effect Duration: 45
6240	moist diffused diffused olive Illuminati earpiece	0		Effect: "Leash of Linguini", Effect Duration: 67
6241	non-adjusted censored can label	0		Effect: "Memory of Attractiveness", Effect Duration: 22
6242	alkaline spinning ectoplasm <i>au jus</i>	0		Effect: "One Foot Heavier", Effect Duration: 16
6243	diffused wet the kindest cut	0		Effect: "Smoky Third Eye", Effect Duration: 38
6244	quadruple-vacuum-sealed chilled double-irradiated jittery cat's paw	0		Effect: "Salt Rockin'", Effect Duration: 13
6245	altered ASCII fu manchu	0		Effect: "Jingle Jangle Jingle", Effect Duration: 20
6246	frozen demonic surgical gloves	0		Effect: "Gummibrain", Effect Duration: 17
6247	galvanized clip-on ninja tie	0		Effect: "Hot Hands", Effect Duration: 20
6248	activated altered upside-down gamer slurry	0		Effect: "Holiday Bliss", Effect Duration: 39
6249	mirror dungeoneering kit	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
6250	scorching hardened baleful numberwang of the empath of the sewer of courage	0		Spell Damage: +25, Damage Reduction: 3, Familiar Weight: +5, Hot Damage: +25, Stench Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +3, Single Equip
6251	wet scroll of Protection from Bad Stuff	0		Effect: "Adventurer's Best Friendship", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2013-02"
6252	dry narrow ghostly scroll of Puddingskin	0		Effect: "Slightly Larger Than Usual", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2013-02"
6253	olive Spellbook: Walberg's Dim Bulb	0		Skill: "Walberg's Dim Bulb"
6254	pulsating Spellbook: Singer's Faithful Ocelot	0		Skill: "Singer's Faithful Ocelot"
6255	Spellbook: Drescher's Annoying Noise	0		Skill: "Drescher's Annoying Noise"
6256	squat dried gelatinous cube	0		
6257	bouncing pile of dungeon junk	0		Familiar Weight: +5
6258	olive shaking aromatic stiffened Staff of the Healthy Breakfast of Calamity Jane of the early riser	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Stench Resistance: +1, Adventures: +7, Jiggle: "Recover Some HP"
6259	auspicious ribald baleful Rosewater's Staff of the Staff of Life	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +10, Item Drop: +10, Jiggle: "Full HP Recovery"
6260	skewed flame-retardant experienced brawny Staff of the Light Lunch	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Experience: +2, Hot Resistance: +1, Jiggle: "Deal Some Cold Damage"
6261	spinning lightning-fast Sherlock's Staff of the Standalone Cheese of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Item Drop: +25, Initiative: +40, Jiggle: "Banish opponent for the rest of the day"
6262	Newton's thinker's Staff of the Hearty Dinner of doom	0		Mysticality: +10, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Jiggle: "Weaken Bad Guy"
6263	up-at-dawn Herculean Staff of the All-Steak of extreme caution	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Monster Level: -25, Adventures: +5, Jiggle: "Massive Bonus to Item Drops"
6264	mirror groovy Staff of Fruit Salad of mayonnaise of the sweet-tooth	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Candy Drop: +100, Jiggle: "Deal Some Prismatic Damage"
6265	wobbly bouncing up-at-dawn energetic healthy Staff of the Cream of the Cream	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Adventures: +5, Jiggle: "Attune to Monster's Essence"
6266	mirror jar of protein powder	0		
6267	flavorless grain of protein powder	3	decent	
6268	nitrogenated fuchsia twirling pec oil	0		Effect: "You're High as a Crow, Marty", Effect Duration: 30
6269	baleful gym membership card	0		Spell Damage: +25
6270	super-polarized modified Squat-Thrust Magazine	0		Effect: "Takin' It Greasy", Effect Duration: 26
6271	bouncing massive dumbbell	0		
6272	miser's smartaleck's penguin keychain	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Meat Drop: +10
6273	super-cold-filtered narrow O'RLY manual	0		Effect: "Bubblin' Rage", Effect Duration: 69
6274	smooth red open sauce	4	awesome	
6275	teal jittery frightening turkey leg of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Spooky Damage: +5
6276	mediocre Ye Olde Meade	4	decent	
6277	dry adjusted gray Ye Olde Bawdy Limerick	0		Effect: "Spooky Jellied", Effect Duration: 52
6278	Ye Olde Medieval Insult	0		
6279	Fonzie's pewter claymore	0		Experience (Moxie): +1
6280	wobbly up-at-dawn artisanal rice peeler	0		Adventures: +5
6281	thick spoiled heirloom grape tomato	5	crappy	
6282	yellow huge chipotle wasabi cilantro aioli	0		
6283	Annie Oakley's brown felt tophat	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
6284	gear	0		
6285	narrow frightening ruddy Mark I Steam-Hat	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Spooky Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
6286	nasty Mark II Steam-Hat of the brute of dire peril	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Weapon Damage: +20, Stench Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
6287	skewed scorching Temple Grandin's groovy Mark III Steam-Hat of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Moxie Percent: +10, Familiar Weight: +7, Hot Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
6288	reassuring Jeselnik's hardy veiny Rosewater's Mark IV Steam-Hat	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Maximum HP: 60, Sleaze Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
6289	upside-down lard-coated Annie Oakley's rock-hard brainy Mark V Steam-Hat of mayonnaise	0		Mysticality: +5, Damage Reduction: 5, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: 75, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Death Ray", Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
6290	steam-powered model rocketship	0		
6291	crafty medical-grade punk rock jacket	0		Maximum MP: +10, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
6292	lime green dangerous safety pin	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Item Drop: +5
6293	delicious miniature stolen sushi	2	awesome	
6294	huge very overdue library book	0		
6295	tumbling drum 'n' bass 'n' drum 'n' bass record	0		
6296	cosmic bucket	0		Free Pull
6297	fragment of Jarlsberg's soul	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-06"
6298	squat wobbly Thwaitgold firefly statuette	0		
6299	model airship	0		
6300	electrified liquefied narrow spinning Super Weight-Gain 9000	0		Effect: "Tingling Feeling", Effect Duration: 23
6301	deionized altered yellow possibility potion	0		Effect: "Braaaains Over Braaaawwn", Effect Duration: 28
6302	eleven-foot pole	0		
6303	ring of Detect Boring Doors	0		
6304	reassuring Jeselnik's boxer's Jarlsberg's pan (Cosmic portal mode) of the cougar of horror	0		Moxie: +20, Muscle Percent: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +1, Softcore Only, Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-03", Softcore Only: [1-path(Avatar of Jarlsberg)]
6305	gray auspicious baleful sinister Jarlsberg's pan of vim and vigor of bravery	0		Spell Damage: 35, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Spooky Resistance: +5, Item Drop: +10, Softcore Only, Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-03", Softcore Only: [1-path(Avatar of Jarlsberg)]
6306	red Cosmic Calorie	0		Last Available: "2013-03"
6307	electrified deionized olive celestial olive oil	0		Effect: "Work For Hours a Week", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2013-03"
6308	liquefied pickled celestial carrot juice	0		Effect: "Shortened", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2013-03"
6309	oxidized altered celestial au jus	0		Effect: "Executive Greed", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2013-03"
6310	extra-deionized bouncing celestial squid ink	0		Effect: "Fungal Fortification", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2013-03"
6311	pulsating prompt Uncle Buck	0		Adventures: +3, Softcore Only
6312	upside-down crate of fish meat	0		
6313	jittery damp wallet	0		
6314	blinking pipe	0		Effect: "Fishy", Effect Duration: 10
6315	blurry toasty shellacked SCUBA tank	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Hot Damage: +5, Adventure Underwater
6316	Sherlock's lard-coated deep six-shooter	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: +25
6317	sea chaps of the sewer of doom	0		Stench Damage: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xBarrr"
6318	executive veiny extremely unsafe sea holster	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Maximum HP: +10, Meat Drop: +40, Single Equip
6319	electrified mirror shavin' razor	0		Effect: "Angry like the Wolf", Effect Duration: 29
6320	long-forgotten necklace of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100
6321	twirling pearl	0		
6322	wobbly sea lace	0		
6323	mirror sizzling savvy jam band of the dark arts	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Hot Damage: +10
6324	Jeselnik's aquamariner's ring of the cheetah of the early riser	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Initiative: +60, Adventures: +7, Single Equip
6325	inspector's perfumed aquamariner's necklace of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Stench Resistance: +5, Item Drop: +15, Single Equip
6326	nippy pearl diver's ring of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Cold Damage: +10, Single Equip
6327	mirror blinking double-paned dangerous pearl diver's necklace	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +5, Single Equip
6328	sushi doily	0		
6329	scimitar cozy	0		
6330	narrow fish stick cozy	0		
6331	wobbly bazooka cozy	0		
6332	squat lightning-fast weightlifter's cozy scimitar of the cougar	0		Muscle: +15, Moxie: +20, Initiative: +40, Breakable
6333	curative Staff of the Cozy Fish of vim and vigor of courage	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Spooky Resistance: +3, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Breakable
6334	clever wholesome cozy bazooka of the brazier	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Maximum MP: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Breakable
6335	therapeutic sea mantle of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
6336	squat fuchsia Jim Carey's sea shawl of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Monster Level: +25, Spell Damage Percent: +150
6337	scorching mansplainer's sea cape	0		Monster Level: +15, Hot Damage: +25, Initiative: +50, Critical Hit Percent: +15
6338	saltwaterbed	0		
6339	twirling olive aromatic muddy pirate hat of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Stench Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 31"
6340	red sharpshooter's slick floral-print skirt	0		Moxie: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 2xPotato, cap 15"
6341	curative stylish spectral axe	0		Moxie: +25, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
6342	blurry cyan skewed super-strong air freshener of the brute of terror	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Spooky Spell Damage: +10
6343	colloidal yellow Mer-kin lipstick	0		Effect: "Butt-Rock Hair", Effect Duration: 32
6344	pulsating Mer-kin mouthsoap	0		
6345	polymerized Mer-kin strongjuice	0		Effect: "In Vino Vires", Effect Duration: 11
6346	skewed Mer-kin fitbrine	0		
6347	extra-denatured enhanced Mer-kin ragejuice	0		Effect: "Demonic Flavor", Effect Duration: 17
6348	inspector's Mer-kin dragbelt	0		Item Drop: +15, Experience (Muscle): +20, Single Equip
6349	Jack Frost's Mer-kin eyeglasses	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Experience (Mysticality): +20, Single Equip
6350	mirror beefcake's Mer-kin gutgirdle	0		Muscle: +25, Experience (Moxie): +20, Single Equip
6351	friendly Mer-kin finpaddle	0		Familiar Weight: +3
6352	wobbly stylish Mer-kin stopwatch	0		Moxie: +25, Initiative: +50
6353	Mer-kin dreadscroll	0		
6354	super-wet diffused pulsating Mer-kin smartjuice	0		Effect: "X-Ray Vision", Effect Duration: 54
6355	Vulcanized Mer-kin cooljuice	0		Effect: "Elvish", Effect Duration: 23
6356	Mer-kin worktea	0		
6357	shaking shaking Mer-kin knucklebone	0		
6358	Mer-kin darkbook	0		Skill: "Deep Dark Visions"
6359	skewed miser's Mer-kin begsign	0		Meat Drop: 50
6360	Libram of Pulled Taffy	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-04", Skill: "Summon Taffy"
6361	flattened jittery pulled taffy	0		Effect: "Motion", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2013-04"
6362	Vulcanized alkaline pulled indigo taffy	0		Effect: "Purity of Spirit", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2013-04"
6363	boiled pulled taffy	0		Effect: "Trufflin'", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2013-04"
6364	unsweetened quadruple-energized pulled taffy	0		Effect: "Destructive Resolve", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2013-04"
6365	pickled aerosolized unsweetened upside-down pulled taffy	0		Effect: "World's Shortest Giant", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2013-04"
6366	non-corrupted pulled violet taffy	0		Effect: "Innately Wise", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2013-04"
6367	magnetized magnetized pulled taffy	0		Effect: "Wreathed in Smoke", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2013-04"
6368	Mer-kin hallpass	0		
6369	lump of clay	0		
6370	twisted piece of wire	0		
6371	extra-dry mediocre huge can of the cheapest beer	5	decent	
6372	tolerable triple-distilled bottle of fruity &quot;wine&quot;	7	good	
6373	drinkable high-proof spinning single swig of vodka	7	good	
6374	narrow gray angry inch	0		
6375	jittery testy toolbox of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Rollover Effect Duration: 11
6376	ghostly shaking Jick-o-User	0		
6378	skewed eraser nubbin	0		
6379	wobbly chlorine crystal	0		
6380	moist ph balancer	0		Effect: "There Is A Spoon", Effect Duration: 68
6381	enhanced alkaline mysterious chemical residue	0		Effect: "Industrial Strength Starch", Effect Duration: 16
6382	bouncing nugget of sodium	0		
6383	root beer	1	awesome	
6384	pulsating jigsaw blade	0		
6385	wood screw	0		
6386	balsa plank	0		
6387	blob of wood glue	0		
6388	envyfish egg	0		Last Available: "2013-04"
6389	frozen purple Mer-kin rocksalt	0		Effect: "Disco Nirvana", Effect Duration: 61
6390	double-chilled tumbling Mer-kin saltmint	0		Effect: "Phoenix, Right?", Effect Duration: 36
6391	oxidized altered Mer-kin saltsquid	0		Effect: "Souper Vengeful", Effect Duration: 65
6392	upside-down scale-mail underwear of the brazier of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: 75, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley"
6393	pickled pressed wet comb jelly	0		Effect: "Chilblains of the Corn", Effect Duration: 35
6394	anemone sauce	0		
6395	inky squid sauce	0		
6396	squat narrow Mer-kin weaksauce	0		
6397	peanut sauce	0		
6398	glass	0		
6399	denatured Boss Drops	0		Effect: "Infernal Thirst", Effect Duration: 67
6400	Mer-kin lunchbox	0		
6401	modified tear	0		Effect: "Truly Gritty", Effect Duration: 69
6402	electrified extra-boiled fuchsia jagged tooth	0		Effect: "Human-Pirate Hybrid", Effect Duration: 38
6403	deionized grisly shell fragment	0		Effect: "Souper Vengeful", Effect Duration: 69
6404	warmed super-polarized boiled spinning violent pastilles	0		Effect: "Hombre Muerto Caminando", Effect Duration: 27
6405	double-adjusted warmed frozen worst candy	0		Effect: "Souper Vengeful", Effect Duration: 11
6406	Vulcanized fudge-shaped hole in space-time	0		Effect: "Morninja", Effect Duration: 54
6407	miser's lard-coated Pocket Square of Loathing of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +10, Single Equip, Cloathing
6408	huge corrupted stardust	0		
6409	gray Star Spawn	0		
6410	bow from beyond the stars	0		Familiar Weight: +5
6411	red KoLHS Pep Squad Box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-09"
6412	shaking skull	0		No Pull
6413	teal Order of the Green Thumb Order Form	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-04"
6414	clutch of dodecapede eggs	0		
6415	rotten flavorless gruel	3	crappy	
6416	flavorless mana curds	3	decent	
6417	twist of lime	0		
6418	squat pencil stub	0		
6419	electrified deionized blinking cyan moth dust	0		Effect: "Hot Blooded", Effect Duration: 20
6420	magnetized huge maroon glob of spoiled mayo	0		Effect: "The Smeezingtons", Effect Duration: 20
6421	tonic djinn	0		
6422	snack-sized spoiled vampire chowder	2	crappy	
6423	Tales of Dread	0		Free Pull
6424	blurry Dreadsylvanian skeleton key	0		
6425	Official Seal of Dreadsylvania	0		
6426	moldy immense Dreadsylvanian stew	6	crappy	
6427	special irresponsibly strong artisanal Dreadsylvanian	10	EPIC	Effect: "Emotion Sickness", Effect Duration: 15
6428	enhanced Dreadsylvanian flask	0		Effect: "Creepin' Up on You", Effect Duration: 63
6429	double-moist Dreadsylvanian flask	0		Effect: "Ripping, Dripping", Effect Duration: 23
6430	ruddy Rosewater's dreadful fedora	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Kruegerand Drop: 5, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xLep"
6431	ribald dreadful sweater	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Kruegerand Drop: 5
6432	wool dreadful glove	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Kruegerand Drop: 5
6433	Freddy Kruegerand	0		
6434	olive Mark of the Bugbear	0		
6435	Mark of the Werewolf	0		
6436	Mark of the Zombie	0		
6437	squat wobbly Mark of the Ghost	0		
6438	Mark of the Vampire	0		
6439	Mark of the Skeleton	0		
6440	mirror double-paned gravedigger's dance instructor's Covers-Your-Head	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Spooky Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +5, Class: "Disco Bandit", Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xVolley"
6441	curative banded Drapes-You-Regally of Flo-Jo	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Initiative: +100, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Class: "Disco Bandit"
6442	lightning-fast therapeutic Warms-Your-Tush of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Initiative: +40, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Class: "Disco Bandit", Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xPotato"
6443	nasty Socratic Helps-You-Sleep	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Stench Damage: +5, Single Equip, Blind
6444	up-at-dawn miser's fireproof Quiets-Your-Steps	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Meat Drop: +10, Adventures: +5, Single Equip
6445	healthy Protects-Your-Junk of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Single Equip
6446	delicious Gets-You-Drunk	4	awesome	
6447	fuchsia avaricious therapeutic Newton's Great Wolf's headband	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Meat Drop: +30, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Class: "Seal Clubber", Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley"
6448	Jim Carey's thinker's Great Wolf's left paw of the bloodbag	0		Mysticality: +10, Maximum HP: +100, Monster Level: +25, Class: "Seal Clubber", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Great Slash"
6449	cyan blinking chaotic vibrating Great Wolf's right paw of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Class: "Seal Clubber", Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Great Slash"
6450	spinning ruddy sinister Great Wolf's rocket launcher	0		Spell Damage: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Rocket"
6451	veiny cool Great Wolf's beastly trousers of the early riser	0		Moxie: +5, Maximum HP: +10, Adventures: +7, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1.5xWhelp"
6452	Great Wolf's lice	0		
6453	double-warmed Hunger&trade; Sauce	0		Effect: "Boilermade", Effect Duration: 19
6454	ghostly horrifying manspreader's Sinatra's zombie mariachi hat	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Monster Level: +10, Spooky Damage: +25, Class: "Accordion Thief", Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep"
6455	foul-smelling Jim Carey's Fonzie's zombie accordion	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Monster Level: +25, Stench Damage: +10, Class: "Accordion Thief", Single Equip, Song Duration: 20
6456	squat lime green censurious Tesla zombie mariachi pants of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +3, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Class: "Accordion Thief", Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy"
6457	blurry steel-toed studded HOA regulation book of terror	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Damage Reduction: 9, Spooky Spell Damage: +10
6458	avaricious auspicious perfumed HOA zombie eyes	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Item Drop: +10, Meat Drop: +30, Single Equip
6459	HOA citation pad	0		
6460	wriggling severed nose	0		
6461	nosy nose ringy ring	0		Familiar Weight: +15
6462	resourceful ruddy deadly Mayor Ghost's toupee	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Maximum MP: +50, Class: "Pastamancer", Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xBarrr"
6463	therapeutic Mayor Ghost's cloak of extreme caution of the sewer	0		Monster Level: -25, Stench Damage: +25, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Class: "Pastamancer"
6464	twirling scorching smooth Mayor Ghost's khakis of the businessman	0		Moxie: +15, Hot Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +50, Class: "Pastamancer", Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, HP regen"
6465	inspector's friendly Mayor Ghost's gavel of the overflowing toilet	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Item Drop: +15, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Hammer Ghost"
6466	ghostly auspicious curative Mayor Ghost's sash of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Item Drop: +10, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip
6467	pulsating ghostly Mayor Ghost's scissors	0		
6468	bland immense ghost pepper	9	decent	
6469	spinning sizzling electrified Thunkula's drinking cap of mayonnaise	0		Hot Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Class: "Sauceror", Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley"
6470	hardy hardened wicked Drunkula's cape	0		Spell Damage: +5, Damage Reduction: 3, Maximum HP: +50, Class: "Sauceror"
6471	bouncing supercharged fortified wicked Drunkula's silky pants	0		Spell Damage: +5, Damage Absorption: +60, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Class: "Sauceror", Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhoul"
6472	Drunkula's bell	0		
6473	Annie Oakley's vibrating Drunkula's ring of haze of terror	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Avoid Attack: 1, Single Equip
6474	electrified Drunkula's wineglass	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
6475	mediocre yellow bottle of Bloodweiser	3	decent	
6476	avaricious therapeutic Newton's Unkillable Skeleton's skullcap	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Meat Drop: +30, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy"
6477	bouncing spinning manspreader's therapeutic occult Unkillable Skeleton's breastplate	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Monster Level: +10, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
6478	squat Tesla quilted Unkillable Skeleton's shinguards of Leguizamo	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Monster Level: +20, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr"
6479	mirror greedy lard-coated greasy gravedigger's nippy lion tamer's Unkillable Skeleton's sawsword	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Cold Damage: +10, Spooky Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: 35, Meat Drop: +20
6480	yellow lightning-fast flame-wreathed Unkillable Skeleton's shield	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Initiative: +40, Thorns: 1
6481	zippy veiny Unkillable Skeleton's restless leg	0		Maximum HP: +10, Initiative: +20
6482	flame-wreathed sizzling dog trainer's Staff of the Roaring Hearth	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Hot Damage: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +10
6483	shaking green Kool-Aid	1	awesome	
6484	dread tarragon	0		
6485	bone flour	0		
6486	gray dreadful roast	0		
6487	green stinking agaricus	0		
6488	rotten bite-sized Dreadsylvanian shepherd's pie	1	crappy	
6489	music box parts	0		
6490	tumbling unwound mechanical songbird	0		
6491	wobbly tailfeathers	0		Familiar Weight: +5
6492	skewed tumbling wax banana	0		
6493	complicated lock impression	0		
6494	blurry blue replica key	0		
6495	banded Dreadsylvania Auditor's badge	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Kruegerand Drop: 5, Single Equip
6496	pulsating blood kiwi	0		
6497	spinning eau de mort	0		
6498	mediocre pulsating pulsating bloody kiwitini	3	decent	
6499	moon-amber	0		
6500	squat polished moon-amber	0		
6501	reassuring lion tamer's Tesla moon-amber necklace	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Spooky Resistance: +1, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip
6502	Dreadsylvanian seed pod	0		
6503	ghost pencil	0		
6504	narrow Temple Grandin's rosy-cheeked hangman's hood of the brazier	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Familiar Weight: +7, Hot Spell Damage: +25
6505	dance instructor's supercool boxer's ring finger ring	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Moxie Percent: +20, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Single Equip
6506	cyan Dreadsylvanian clockwork key	0		
6507	cool iron ingot	0		
6508	blurry vibrating cool iron helmet of the businessman	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Meat Drop: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy"
6509	crafty cool iron breastplate of terror	0		Maximum MP: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10
6510	yellow experienced cool iron greaves of horror	0		Experience: +2, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr"
6511	toasty hale ghost shawl	0		Maximum HP: +20, Hot Damage: +5
6512	skull capacitor	0		
6513	wobbly cool warm fur	0		Moxie: +5
6514	olive steel-toed snowstick	0		Damage Reduction: 9
6515	flame-wreathed eerie fetish	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
6516	acceptable practically non-alcoholic bouncing stinkwater	1	good	
6517	spinning dubious loincloth	0		Damage Aura: 1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1.5xVolley"
6518	stale snack-sized accidental mutton	2	decent	
6519	double-paned dangerous drafty drawers	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley"
6520	hale wolfskull mask of bravery	0		Maximum HP: +20, Spooky Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xBarrr"
6521	purple knitted guts necklace	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Single Equip
6522	steel-toed groping claw of the businessman	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Meat Drop: +50
6523	educational vengeful spirit	0		Experience: +1
6524	asbestos-lined BOOtonniere	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Single Equip
6525	colloidal ghost thread	0		Effect: "Permafrosty", Effect Duration: 56
6526	vibrating occult bag of unfinished business	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Maximum MP Percent: +10
6527	chilly transparent pants of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Cold Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xPotato"
6528	mirror razor-sharp hothammer	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25
6529	extra-dry hand-crafted green Thriller Ice	5	EPIC	
6530	upside-down bouncing MacGyver's grandfather watch	0		Maximum MP: +100, Single Equip, Nonstackable Watch
6531	muddy skirt	0		Damage Aura: 1, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xFairy"
6532	toasty spyglass of horror	0		Hot Damage: +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +25
6533	Tesla vial of hot blood	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip
6534	crafty remorseless knife	0		Maximum MP: +10
6535	narrow spinning banded intimidating coiffure	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Familiar Effect: "hot afk, 1xPotato"
6536	studded razor-sharp cod cape	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Damage Absorption: +80
6537	decent blood sausage	4	good	
6538	bouncing veiny wholesome frying brainpan	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Maximum HP: +10
6539	smartaleck's ball and chain of the sweet-tooth	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Candy Drop: +100, Single Equip
6540	coward's dry bone	0		Monster Level: -20
6541	blurry tailbone shield of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Thorns: 1
6542	Usain Bolt's tonguebone	0		Initiative: +80, Single Equip
6543	rosewater-soaked pogo stick of the sweet-tooth	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Candy Drop: +100, Single Equip
6545	blinking frightening groovy weedy skirt of the glutton	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Spooky Damage: +5, Food Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy"
6546	narrow thinker's pants of the scaredy-cat	0		Mysticality: +10, Monster Level: -15, Familiar Effect: "atk"
6547	pulsating Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette	0		
6548	cooling iron helmet	0		
6549	cooling iron breastplate	0		
6550	purple ghostly cooling iron greaves	0		
6551	bouncing hot cluster	0		
6552	cluster	0		
6553	bouncing cluster	0		
6554	maroon stench cluster	0		
6555	blinking sleaze cluster	0		
6556	adjusted nitrogenated phial of hotness	0		Effect: "Yeah, It's Just Gasoline", Effect Duration: 55
6557	chilled phial of coldness	0		Effect: "Raging Animal", Effect Duration: 44
6558	cold-filtered dry phial of spookiness	0		Effect: "Boletus Swoletus", Effect Duration: 11
6559	liquefied polymerized dry upside-down phial of stench	0		Effect: "Bread Burps", Effect Duration: 63
6560	chilled aerosolized squat wobbly phial of sleaziness	0		Effect: "Egg-stra Arm", Effect Duration: 21
6561	adventurer clone egg	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-06"
6562	mini-Mr. Accessory	0		Familiar Weight: +5
6563	blue shaking lion tamer's hand of Mr. Cards	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Throw a Mr. Card"
6564	snack-sized decent Dreadsylvanian hot pocket	2	good	
6565	rotten thick Dreadsylvanian pocket	5	crappy	
6566	tasty wobbly Dreadsylvanian pocket	3	awesome	
6567	super-sized flavorless Dreadsylvanian stink pocket	5	decent	
6568	moldy Dreadsylvanian sleaze pocket	3	crappy	
6569	tolerable enchanted Dreadsylvanian hot toddy	3	good	Effect: "Dilated Pupils", Effect Duration: 20
6570	lousy Dreadsylvanian cold-fashioned	3	decent	
6571	smooth wobbly Dreadsylvanian grimlet	3	awesome	
6572	smooth Dreadsylvanian dank and stormy	3	awesome	
6573	weak lousy Dreadsylvanian slithery nipple	2	decent	
6574	bouncing hot clusterbomb	0		
6575	clusterbomb	0		
6576	fuchsia huge clusterbomb	0		
6577	stench clusterbomb	0		
6578	sleaze clusterbomb	0		
6579	tumbling Dreadsylvanian Almanac page	0		
6580	blinking length of fuse	0		
6581	dreadful box	0		
6582	Clan hot dog stand	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-07"
6583	vicious spiked collar	0		Familiar Damage: +20
6584	Sherlock's hot dog wrapper	0		Item Drop: +25
6585	olive arcane researcher's debonair deboner of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10
6586	improved adjusted chicle de salchicha	0		Effect: "Riboflavin'", Effect Duration: 55
6587	blue extremely unsafe jar of frostigkraut	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Damage Aura: 1
6588	mirror lion tamer's gnawed-up dog bone of the brazier	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Hot Spell Damage: +25
6589	mansplainer's Grey Guanon	0		Monster Level: +15, Damage Aura: 1
6590	Engorged Sausages and You of the cougar of temperance of the detective	0		Moxie: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Item Drop: +20
6591	triple-distilled acceptable dream of a dog	7	good	
6592	occult beefy optimal spreadsheet of the dark arts	0		Muscle: +10, Spell Damage Percent: 125
6593	defective Game Grid token	0		
6594	hot Dreadsylvanian cocoa	0		
6595	distilled gray epic cluster	1	good	
6596	clockwork egg	0		
6597	bouncing clockwork birdhouse	0		
6598	squat clockwork disc	0		
6599	shaking clockwork hand	0		
6600	clockwork hand	0		
6601	clockwork numeral I	0		
6602	clockwork numeral II	0		
6603	clockwork numeral III	0		
6604	clockwork numeral IV	0		
6605	clockwork numeral V	0		
6606	clockwork numeral VI	0		
6607	squat tumbling clockwork numeral VII	0		
6608	mirror clockwork numeral VIII	0		
6609	clockwork numeral IX	0		
6610	clockwork numeral X	0		
6611	clockwork numeral XI	0		
6612	clockwork numeral XII	0		
6613	narrow clockwork cuckoo	0		
6614	cuckoo clock	0		
6615	delicious bouncing Cold One	3	???	
6616	decent spaghetti breakfast	3	???	
6617	over-the-shoulder Folder Holder	0		Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2013-08", Softcore Only: [1-path(KOLHS)]
6618	folder (red)	0		Muscle: +20, Last Available: "2013-08"
6619	folder (blue)	0		Mysticality: +20, Last Available: "2013-08"
6620	squat folder (green)	0		Moxie: +20, Last Available: "2013-08"
6621	blurry twirling folder (magenta)	0		Muscle: +15, Mysticality: +15, Last Available: "2013-08"
6622	folder (cyan)	0		Mysticality: +15, Moxie: +15, Last Available: "2013-08"
6623	folder (yellow)	0		Muscle: +15, Moxie: +15, Last Available: "2013-08"
6624	folder (smiley face)	0		Experience (Muscle): +2, Last Available: "2013-08"
6625	twirling folder (wizard)	0		Experience (Mysticality): +2, Last Available: "2013-08"
6626	skewed folder (space skeleton)	0		Experience (Moxie): +2, Last Available: "2013-08"
6627	folder (D-Team)	0		Last Available: "2013-08"
6628	folder (Ex-Files)	0		Combat Rate: +5, Last Available: "2013-08"
6629	folder (skull and crossbones)	0		Combat Rate: -5, Last Available: "2013-08"
6630	folder (Knight Writer)	0		Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2013-08"
6631	folder (Jackass Plumber)	0		Monster Level: +25, Last Available: "2013-08"
6632	squat folder (holographic fractal)	0		All Resistance: +4, Last Available: "2013-08"
6633	folder (barbarian)	0		Last Available: "2013-08"
6634	folder (rainbow unicorn)	0		Last Available: "2013-08", Thorns: 5
6635	blurry folder (Seawolf)	0		Better Diver: +10, Last Available: "2013-08"
6636	squat folder (dancing dolphins)	0		Last Available: "2013-08"
6637	folder (catfish)	0		Familiar Weight: +15, Last Available: "2013-08"
6638	huge folder (tranquil landscape)	0		Damage Reduction: 15, HP / MP Regen Min: 10, HP / MP Regen Max: 20, Last Available: "2013-08"
6639	wobbly folder (owl)	0		Last Available: "2013-08"
6640	folder (Stinky Trash Kid)	0		Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2013-08"
6641	jittery folder (sports car)	0		Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2013-08"
6642	folder (sportsballs)	0		PvP Fights: +5, Last Available: "2013-08"
6643	blurry folder (heavy metal)	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2013-08"
6644	bouncing folder (Yedi)	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2013-08"
6645	folder (KOLHS)	0		Last Available: "2013-08"
6648	frightening supercharged slide rule	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Spooky Damage: +5
6649	frozen flattened blurry Ogres and Oubliettes&trade; module	0		Effect: "Pumped Stomach", Effect Duration: 59
6650	Mountain Stream Code Black Alert	0		
6651	twisted-up wet towel	0		
6652	acceptable watered-down wobbly stepmom's booze	2	good	
6653	blinking surgical tape	0		
6654	extremely unsafe band T-shirt	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100
6655	hand-crafted fountain 'soda'	4	EPIC	
6656	illegal firecracker	0		
6657	asbestos-lined personal trainer's pickelhaube	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Hot Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 18"
6658	frozen hair oil	0		Effect: "Flower Power", Effect Duration: 36
6659	tarnished warmed scrap	0		Effect: "The Chains Down In The Belly-O", Effect Duration: 39
6660	green school spirit socket set	0		
6661	suspension bridge	0		
6662	huge blinking Jack Frost's rosy-cheeked padded Staff of the Lunch Lady of mayonnaise	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
6663	universal key	0		
6664	world's most dangerous birdhouse	0		
6665	knitted deathchucks of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Cold Resistance: +3
6666	eraser	0		
6667	wobbly quasireligious sculpture	0		
6668	huge red Faraday cage	0		
6669	modeling claymore	0		
6670	jittery green clay homunculus	0		
6671	energized moist non-vacuum-sealed purple sodium pentasomething	0		Effect: "Aided and Abetted", Effect Duration: 23
6672	green grains of salt	0		
6673	narrow yellowcake bomb	0		
6674	stinkbomb	0		
6675	diffused superwater	0		Effect: "It Didn't Kill You", Effect Duration: 48
6676	Thwaitgold bookworm statuette	0		
6677	crude monster sculpture	0		
6678	Jeselnik's Yearbook Club Camera	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blinding Flash"
6679	spinning fireproof machete	0		Hot Resistance: +3
6680	hand-crafted Cursed Punch	4	EPIC	
6681	acceptable Bowl of Scorpions	4	good	
6682	mediocre weak tumbling Fog Murderer	2	decent	
6683	green book of matches	0		
6684	ribald surgical mask	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Surgeonosity: +1
6685	blue spinning head mirror of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Surgeonosity: +1
6686	shellacked half-size scalpel	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Surgeonosity: +1
6687	stanky surgical apron	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Surgeonosity: +1
6688	shaking hardened bloodied surgical dungarees	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Surgeonosity: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 38"
6689	McClusky file (page 1)	0		
6690	blue McClusky file (page 2)	0		
6691	teal McClusky file (page 3)	0		
6692	McClusky file (page 4)	0		
6693	blurry McClusky file (page 5)	0		
6694	pulsating boring binder clip	0		
6695	bouncing McClusky file (complete)	0		
6696	bowling ball	0		
6697	moss-covered stone sphere	0		
6698	jittery dripping stone sphere	0		
6699	crackling stone sphere	0		
6700	lime green blurry scorched stone sphere	0		
6701	stone triangle	0		
6702	bowler	0		Damage Aura: 1
6703	imitation White Russian	1	crappy	
6704	veiny short-handled mop of the detective	0		Maximum HP: +10, Item Drop: +20
6705	rotten blinking jungle floor wax	3	crappy	
6706	ghostly smirking shrunken head	0		Damage Aura: 1
6707	liquefied shaking colorful toad	0		Effect: "The Strength... of the Future", Effect Duration: 69
6708	skewed crude voodoo doll	0		
6709	huge attorney's badge	0		Single Equip
6710	huge electrified padded pygmy briefs	0		Damage Absorption: +20, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 41"
6711	tumbling short writ of habeas corpus	0		
6712	bone abacus	0		
6713	bouncing adder	0		
6714	narrow short calculator	0		
6715	Usain Bolt's arcane researcher's sphygmomanometer	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Initiative: +80
6716	ionized colloidal blurry cyan bag of pygmy blood	0		Effect: "Fiery Spirit", Effect Duration: 64
6717	tongue depressor	0		
6718	squat hardened Rosewater's compression stocking	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Damage Reduction: 3
6719	pulsating maroon avaricious Tesla midriff scrubs	0		Meat Drop: +30, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
6720	altered twirling yellow wobbly pill cup	0		Effect: "Hombre Muerto Caminando", Effect Duration: 68
6721	up-at-dawn auspicious Temple Grandin's water bottle	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Item Drop: +10, Adventures: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 40"
6722	adjusted Vulcanized shaking pygmy phone number	0		Effect: "Muscularrr", Effect Duration: 43
6723	Boozehounds Anonymous token	0		
6724	flavorless miniature blue exotic jungle fruit	2	decent	
6725	Shore Inc. Ship Trip Scrip	0		
6726	dude ranch souvenir crate	0		
6727	blurry gray tropical island souvenir crate	0		
6728	olive ski resort souvenir crate	0		
6729	tumbling UV-resistant compass	0		
6730	funky junk key	0		
6731	Worse Homes and Gardens	0		
6732	claw-foot bathtub	0		
6733	blinking clothesline pole	0		
6734	pulsating cigar sign	0		
6735	junk junk	0		
6736	maroon Junk-Bond	0		
6737	tangle of copper wire	0		
6738	wobbly jagged scrap	0		
6739	altered energized spinning bent scrap	0		Effect: "Brother Corsican's Blessing", Effect Duration: 15
6740	molten scrap	0		
6741	eternal car battery	0		
6742	junk band of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3
6743	Newton's junk trunks	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Familiar Effect: "cap 15"
6744	junk-mail shirt of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3
6745	flavorless junk food	4	decent	
6746	acceptable blurry junk yard	3	good	
6747	zippy chilly swordzall	0		Cold Damage: +5, Initiative: +20
6748	upside-down Rosewater's arm buzzer	0		Mysticality Percent: +30
6749	scorching chilly boilgun	0		Cold Damage: +5, Hot Damage: +25
6750	Gordon Beer's Beer Garden Catalog	0		Last Available: "2013-09"
6751	wobbly blurry packet of beer seeds	0		Last Available: "2013-09"
6752	handful of barley	0		
6753	twirling cyan cluster of hops	0		
6754	skewed beer bottle	0		
6755	beer label	0		
6756	artisanal homebrew sampler	0		
6757	lousy special can of Br&uuml;talbr&auml;u	3	decent	Effect: "Fitter, Happier", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2013-09"
6758	acceptable fancy can of Drooling Monk	4	good	Effect: "Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2013-09"
6759	acceptable can of Impetuous Scofflaw	3	good	Last Available: "2013-09"
6760	bad bottle of Old Pugilist	4	decent	Last Available: "2013-09"
6761	fortified delicious teal bottle of Professor Beer	5	awesome	Last Available: "2013-09"
6762	mediocre red bottle of Rapier Witbier	4	decent	Last Available: "2013-09"
6763	smooth bottle of Race Car Red	4	awesome	Last Available: "2013-09"
6764	high-proof aged gray bottle of Greedy Dog	8	awesome	Last Available: "2013-09"
6765	drinkable high-proof tumbling bottle of Lambada Lambic	7	good	Last Available: "2013-09"
6766	huge upside-down jittery maroon tin beer can	0		
6767	ghostly artisanal homebrew gift package	0		
6768	liquid bread	1	awesome	Last Available: "2013-09"
6769	therapeutic dance instructor's Herculean tin tam	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "MP regen, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-09"
6770	dry tin cup	0		Effect: "EVISCERATE!", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2013-09"
6771	frightening Fonzie's tin foil of the early riser	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Spooky Damage: +5, Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2013-09"
6772	auspicious tin drum of the blizzard of the brazier	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2013-09"
6773	fuchsia tin roof (rusted)	0		Last Available: "2013-09"
6774	tin snips	0		Last Available: "2013-09"
6775	tin lizzie	0		Last Available: "2013-09"
6776	polarized galvanized spinning foetid seal tear	0		Effect: "5 Pounds Lighter", Effect Duration: 50
6777	altered skewed maroon seal sweat	0		Effect: "Buff as a Baobab", Effect Duration: 55
6778	ionized boiling seal blood	0		Effect: "Super Accuracy", Effect Duration: 51
6779	narrow tumbling crystalline seal eye	0		Single Equip
6780	reassuring Samson's studded sealhide shield	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Spooky Resistance: +1
6781	beefcake's scabrous seal epaulets of Tarzan	0		Muscle: +25, Experience (Muscle): +3, Single Equip
6782	upside-down abyssal battle plans	0		
6783	frightening toasty seal medal of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Hot Damage: +5, Spooky Damage: +5
6784	spinning deanimated reanimator's coffin	0		Free Pull
6785	jittery flask of embalming fluid	0		
6788	blank diary	0		
6789	boot knife	0		
6790	jittery broken beer bottle	0		
6791	shaking sharpened spoon	0		
6792	candy knife	0		
6793	soap knife	0		
6795	moist disco horoscope (Aquarius)	0		Effect: "Updated", Effect Duration: 67
6796	nitrogenated unsweetened liquefied lime green disco horoscope (Pisces)	0		Effect: "Emotion Sickness", Effect Duration: 33
6797	triple-warmed boiled disco horoscope (Aries)	0		Effect: "Human-Humanoid Hybrid", Effect Duration: 63
6798	deionized non-flattened mirror disco horoscope (Taurus)	0		Effect: "Coal-Powered", Effect Duration: 41
6799	double-aerosolized corrupted nitrogenated mirror disco horoscope (Gemini)	0		Effect: "The Power of Positive Thinking", Effect Duration: 62
6800	triple-galvanized bouncing disco horoscope (Cancer)	0		Effect: "All Is Forgiven", Effect Duration: 15
6801	extra-ionized moist narrow disco horoscope (Leo)	0		Effect: "Rainbow Bright", Effect Duration: 37
6802	improved non-ionized skewed disco horoscope (Virgo)	0		Effect: "Amplified Fabulousness", Effect Duration: 57
6803	super-pickled polarized disco horoscope (Libra)	0		Effect: "Whitened Teeth", Effect Duration: 29
6804	corrupted ghostly disco horoscope (Scorpio)	0		Effect: "Knob Goblin Lust Frenzy", Effect Duration: 54
6805	energized wobbly disco horoscope (Sagittarius)	0		Effect: "Feet of Watermelon", Effect Duration: 44
6806	corrupted squat disco horoscope (Capricorn)	0		Effect: "Trivia Master", Effect Duration: 13
6807	blinking tumbling upside-down lard-coated Temple Grandin's The Sagittarian's leisure pants	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 18"
6808	wobbly toy accordion	0		Song Duration: 5
6809	spinning accordion	0		Song Duration: 10
6810	beer-battered accordion of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 6
6811	banded baritone accordion	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 7
6812	sizzling mama's squeezebox	0		Hot Damage: +10, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 8
6813	flame-wreathed guancertina	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 9
6814	purple zippy accordion file	0		Initiative: +20, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10
6815	chaotic accord ion	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10
6816	bone bandoneon of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 11
6817	pentatonic accordion of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 12
6818	pulsating Sherlock's non-Euclidean non-accordion	0		Item Drop: +25, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 15
6819	reassuring Accordion of Jordion of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Spooky Resistance: +1, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 14
6820	narrow maroon careful autocalliope	0		Monster Level: -10, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 15
6821	shellacked accordionoid rocca	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 18
6822	aromatic pygmy concertinette	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 17
6823	Sherlock's curative ghost accordion	0		Item Drop: +25, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 16
6824	spinning yellow therapeutic peace accordion	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 19
6825	clever alarm accordion of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Maximum MP: +20, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 20
6826	purple executive stanky groovy All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +40, Familiar Effect: "0.5xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 13"
6827	reassuring KoL Con X Treasure Map of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Spooky Resistance: +1
6828	bad practically non-alcoholic upside-down discocktail	1	decent	
6829	jittery green deadly KoL Con X Bingo Card	0		Weapon Damage: +5
6830	Temporal Tempera Tube of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15
6831	dry Tallowcreme Halloween Pumpkin	0		Effect: "Stick Emporium Membership", Effect Duration: 33
6832	skewed Way More Tears&trade; pepper spray	0		
6833	moist skewed yellow Milk Studs	0		Effect: "Bastard!", Effect Duration: 68
6834	altered unsweetened ionized box of Dweebs	0		Effect: "There Wolf", Effect Duration: 32
6835	non-colloidal super-unsweetened huge bag of W&Ws	0		Effect: "Booing Radly", Effect Duration: 37
6836	nitrogenated PEEZ dispenser	0		Effect: "Thickest, Sickest", Effect Duration: 36
6837	enhanced spinning Swizzler	0		Effect: "Helping Comes Second", Effect Duration: 34
6838	adjusted ionized Bugbearclaw Donut	0		Effect: "Eye of the Seal", Effect Duration: 41
6839	colloidal corrupted skewed jam	0		Effect: "Dance Interpreter", Effect Duration: 27
6840	pickled squat Whenchamacallit bar	0		Effect: "Egged On", Effect Duration: 16
6841	extra-diffused blinking cyan 8-bit banana	0		Effect: "Armored Innards", Effect Duration: 30
6842	energized deionized non-concentrated skewed bouncing vial of blood simple syrup	0		Effect: "The Moxious Madrigal", Effect Duration: 12
6843	magnetized tumbling bone bons	0		Effect: "Rampage!", Effect Duration: 69
6844	vacuum-sealed polymerized adjusted blinking ironic mint	0		Effect: "Witch's Brood", Effect Duration: 32
6845	unused walkie-talkie	0		Free Pull
6846	walkie-talkie	0		Free Pull
6847	shaking killing jar	0		
6848	ghostly dog trainer's security flashlight	0		Experience (familiar): +1
6849	polymerized Effermint&trade; tablets	0		Effect: "Rootin' Around", Effect Duration: 47
6850	healthy wizardly sturdy cane of Leguizamo	0		Mysticality: +25, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Monster Level: +20
6851	huge bowl of candy	0		
6852	Ultra Mega Sour Ball	0		
6853	carton of rotten eggs	0		
6854	desert sightseeing pamphlet	0		
6855	a suspicious address	0		
6856	fuchsia experienced Bal-musette accordion	0		Experience: +2, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10, Last Available: "2013-10"
6857	Cajun accordion of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10, Last Available: "2013-10"
6858	bouncing cyan Sherlock's quirky accordion	0		Item Drop: +25, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10, Last Available: "2013-10"
6859	blurry Skipper's accordion of the brute of doom	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10, Last Available: "2013-10"
6860	bouncing avaricious ribald Lo Pan's Pantsgiving of the brazier	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +30, Softcore Only, Bonus Resting HP: [5*F], Bonus Resting MP: [5*F], Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Talk About Politics", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Pocket Crumbs", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Air Dirty Laundry", Drops Items, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-11", Variable
6861	yummy can of sardines	3	awesome	Last Available: "2013-11"
6862	moldy skewed high-calorie sugar substitute	3	crappy	Last Available: "2013-11"
6863	stale diet skewed pat of butter	1	decent	Last Available: "2013-11"
6864	immense bland dinner roll	9	decent	Last Available: "2013-11"
6865	miniature spoiled huge mashed potatoes	2	crappy	Last Available: "2013-11"
6866	snack-sized adequate skewed whole turkey leg	2	good	Last Available: "2013-11"
6867	decent wobbly deviled egg	3	good	Last Available: "2013-11"
6868	liquefied alkaline finger exerciser	0		Effect: "Donho's Bubbly Ballad", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2013-11"
6869	alkaline dented spoon	0		Effect: "Newt Gets In Your Eyes", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2013-11"
6870	double-alkaline altered gray love note	0		Effect: "Rootin' Around", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2013-11"
6871	school beer pull tab	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6872	quantum non-galvanized skewed nail file	0		Effect: "Fustulent", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2013-11"
6873	frozen dry polarized mirror maroon candy wrapper	0		Effect: "Spooky Jellied", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2013-11"
6874	gym membership card	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6875	quadruple-moist post-holiday sale coupon	0		Effect: "Weepy, Creepy", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2013-11"
6876	dry cleaning receipt	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6877	squat pocket lint (blue)	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6878	pocket lint (green)	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6879	pocket lint (white)	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6880	huge pocket lint (orange)	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6881	perfumed greasy bowl of petunias of the ox of Calamity Jane	0		Muscle: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2013-11"
6882	dance instructor's power sock of the cougar of the blizzard of the overflowing toilet	0		Moxie: +20, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-11"
6883	miser's flame-wreathed supercharged vibrating wool sock	0		Maximum MP Percent: 40, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-11"
6884	up-at-dawn flame-wreathed veiny shellacked moustache sock	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Maximum HP: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Adventures: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-11"
6885	irradiated corrupted blinking spirit gum	0		Effect: "Cosmic Flavor", Effect Duration: 36
6886	spirit pillow	0		
6887	spirit sheet	0		
6888	tumbling spirit mattress	0		
6889	spirit blanket	0		
6890	spirit bed	0		
6891	Jeselnik's gravedigger's shellacked spirit bell	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Spooky Damage: +10, Sleaze Damage: +25, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
6892	activated skewed spoonful of Linguine-Os	0		Effect: "Big Flaming Whip", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2013-11"
6893	chilled frozen freezer-burned frost-bitten tortellini	0		Effect: "The Real Deal", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2013-11"
6894	nitrogenated frozen blob of Alphredo&trade;	0		Effect: "Morbidi Tea", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2013-11"
6895	wet purple handful of crafty noodles	0		Effect: "Dreams and Lights", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2013-11"
6896	tarnished unsweetened skewed tangled mass of pasta	0		Effect: "Morbidi Tea", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2013-11"
6897	dry Can of Spaghetto	0		Effect: "Leo Rising", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2013-11"
6898	Chef Boy, R&D's business card	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6899	Thwaitgold ant statuette	0		
6900	experimental carbon fiber pasta additive	0		Class: "Pastamancer", Last Available: "2013-11"
6901	hazardous sauce dosimeter	0		Class: "Sauceror", Last Available: "2013-11"
6902	twirling gravedigger's dance instructor's flask flops	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Spooky Damage: +10, Single Equip
6903	non-colloidal wobbly nuts	0		Effect: "Elron's Explosive Etude", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2013-12"
6904	boiled frozen bolts	0		Effect: "Punch Another Day", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2013-12"
6905	flavorless super-sized special gingerbread robot	5	decent	Effect: "Chauve-Souris Merde Fou", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2013-12"
6906	normal jumbo petit 4.1	5	good	Last Available: "2013-12"
6907	diet stale nut-shaped Crimbo cookie	1	decent	Last Available: "2023-06"
6908	nasty plastic GORM-8	0		Stench Damage: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
6909	Fonzie's plastic warbear	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Last Available: "2013-12"
6910	squat wicked plastic Toybot	0		Spell Damage: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
6911	plastic warbear fortress of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2013-12"
6912	knitted plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Cold Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2013-12"
6913	huge warbear whosit	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6914	gray warbear hoverbelt piecepart	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6915	beefcake's warbear hoverbelt of terror of the early riser	0		Muscle: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Adventures: +7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6916	spinning warbear battery	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6917	warbear badge	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6918	irradiated warbear wardance potion	0		Effect: "Patience of the Tortoise", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2013-12"
6919	super-pressed ghostly upside-down warbear bearserker potion	0		Effect: "Familial Ties", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2013-12"
6920	quantum cold-filtered maroon warbear liquid overcoat	0		Effect: "Coated Arms", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2013-12"
6921	small spoiled warbear feasting bread	2	crappy	Last Available: "2013-12"
6922	fancy tasty blurry warbear warrior bread	3	awesome	Effect: "Can't Smell Nothin'", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2013-12"
6923	bite-sized moldy shaking shaking warbear thermoregulator bread	1	crappy	Last Available: "2013-12"
6924	bad pulsating warbear feasting mead	4	decent	Last Available: "2013-12"
6925	watered-down tolerable fuchsia warbear bearserker mead	2	good	Last Available: "2013-12"
6926	bad warbear blizzard mead	3	decent	Last Available: "2013-12"
6927	ghostly warbear helm fragment	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6928	wobbly educational thinker's warbear plain fedora of the sweet-tooth	0		Mysticality: +10, Experience: +1, Candy Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep, cap 12", Last Available: "2013-12"
6929	bouncing studded warbear feathered fedora	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-12"
6930	lion tamer's banded extremely unsafe warbear fedora	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Damage Absorption: +100, Experience (familiar): +2, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep", Last Available: "2013-12"
6931	lightning-fast toasty Annie Oakley's warbear plain helm	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Hot Damage: +5, Initiative: +40, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 12", Last Available: "2013-12"
6932	warbear spiked helm of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-12"
6933	auspicious padded arcane researcher's warbear electro-spiked helm	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Damage Absorption: +20, Item Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy", Last Available: "2013-12"
6934	sharpshooter's boxer's warbear plain ushanka of Leguizamo	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Monster Level: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xLep, cap 12", Last Available: "2013-12"
6935	perfumed warbear lined ushanka	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "1.5xBarrr, 1xLep, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-12"
6936	family-friendly Herculean warbear heated ushanka of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Experience (Muscle): +1, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xatk, 1xLep", Last Available: "2013-12"
6937	warbear trouser fragment	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6938	wobbly gravedigger's thinker's warbear party pants of chilblains	0		Mysticality: +10, Cold Damage: +25, Spooky Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhoul, cap 12", Last Available: "2013-12"
6939	weightlifter's warbear ceremonial party pants	0		Muscle: +15, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-12"
6940	wicked weightlifter's warbear high festival pants of dire peril	0		Muscle: +15, Weapon Damage: +20, Spell Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhoul", Last Available: "2013-12"
6941	cool warbear battle greaves of wisdom of Leguizamo	0		Mysticality: +15, Moxie: +5, Monster Level: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-12"
6942	blue Herculean warbear officer greaves	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-12"
6943	rosewater-soaked dog trainer's medical-grade warbear bearserker greaves	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Stench Resistance: +3, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr", Last Available: "2013-12"
6944	bouncing inspector's curative experienced warbear johns	0		Experience: +2, Item Drop: +15, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xVolley, cap 12", Last Available: "2013-12"
6945	twirling warbear fleece-lined johns of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xVolley, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-12"
6946	squat zippy warbear johns of James Dean of the cheetah	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Initiative: 80, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xVolley", Last Available: "2013-12"
6947	twirling ghostly warbear accoutrements chunk	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6948	teal baleful dangerous warbear goggles of doom	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6949	banded warbear snowblindness goggles	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6950	aromatic electrified Herculean warbear polarized goggles	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Stench Resistance: +1, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6951	foul-smelling stylish warbear laser bowtie of incineration	0		Moxie: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Stench Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6952	weightlifter's warbear plasma bowtie	0		Muscle: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6953	sage warbear nuclear bowtie of mayonnaise	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Item Drop: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6954	jittery friendly Socratic warbear warscarf of the sweet-tooth	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Familiar Weight: +3, Candy Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6955	tumbling censurious warbear fleece-lined warscarf	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6956	sage brainy warbear warscarf of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: 25, Mysticality Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6957	warbear requisition box	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6958	warbear exo-arm	0		Class: "Seal Clubber", Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6959	huge lard-coated warbear foil hat	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 2xPotato, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-12"
6960	warbear energy bracers	0		Class: "Pastamancer", Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6961	Fonzie's experienced warbear oil pan	0		Experience: +2, Experience (Moxie): +1, Class: "Sauceror", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spray Hot Grease", Last Available: "2013-12"
6962	gray warbear laser beacon	0		Class: "Disco Bandit", Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6963	narrow warbear exhaust manifold of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6964	blue mirror warbear jackhammer drill press	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6965	warbear auto-anvil	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6966	narrow warbear induction oven	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6967	upside-down warbear chemistry lab	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6968	warbear officer requisition box	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6969	warbear empathy chip	0		Skill: "Psychokinetic Hug", Last Available: "2013-12"
6970	huge jittery warbear drone assembler	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6971	warbear breakfast machine assembler	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6972	mirror upside-down blind-packed die-cast toy	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6973	spinning savvy die-cast Bashful the Reindeer	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Last Available: "2013-12"
6974	mirror Rosewater's die-cast Doc the Reindeer	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Last Available: "2013-12"
6975	skewed zippy die-cast Dopey the Reindeer	0		Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2013-12"
6976	dog trainer's die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Last Available: "2013-12"
6977	curative die-cast Happy the Reindeer	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2013-12"
6978	flame-wreathed die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6979	twirling lightning-fast die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer	0		Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2013-12"
6980	strapping die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer	0		Muscle: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
6981	shaking mirror die-cast factory worker elf of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Last Available: "2013-12"
6982	Tesla die-cast gift-wrapping elf	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6983	die-cast middle-management elf of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2013-12"
6984	rock-hard die-cast pencil-pusher elf	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Last Available: "2013-12"
6985	squat fortified die-cast stocking-stuffer elf	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Last Available: "2013-12"
6986	die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Last Available: "2013-12"
6987	spinning lightning-fast die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory	0		Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2013-12"
6988	supercharged die-cast death ray in a pear tree of bravery	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
6989	jittery die-cast turtle mech of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2013-12"
6990	blue groovy die-cast Swiss hen	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6991	Socratic die-cast killing bird	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Last Available: "2013-12"
6992	smartaleck's die-cast ring	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Last Available: "2013-12"
6993	Sherlock's die-cast goose a-laying	0		Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2013-12"
6994	die-cast swarm a-swarming of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Last Available: "2013-12"
6995	aromatic die-cast blade a-spinning	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2013-12"
6996	clever die-cast arc-welding Elfborg	0		Maximum MP: +20, Last Available: "2013-12"
6997	supercool die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Last Available: "2013-12"
6998	executive die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg	0		Item Drop: +5, Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2013-12"
6999	deadly strapping die-cast Father Crimborg	0		Muscle: +5, Weapon Damage: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
7000	greasy extremely unsafe die-cast Don Crimbo	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
7001	fuchsia Samson's die-cast Uncle Hobo of Gandalf	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Last Available: "2013-12"
7002	Rosewater's die-cast Father Crimbo of courage	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2013-12"
7003	The Smith's Tome	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-12", Skill: "Summon Smithsness"
7004	cold-filtered polymerized Flaskfull of Hollow	0		Effect: "Cock of the Walk", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2013-12"
7005	lump of Brituminous coal	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7006	dried blue handful of Smithereens	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2013-12"
7007	big decent Every Day is Like This Sundae	5	good	Last Available: "2013-12"
7008	adequate Miserable Pie	3	good	Last Available: "2013-12"
7009	delicious huge This Charming Flan	6	awesome	Last Available: "2013-12"
7010	practically non-alcoholic perfectly mixed Irish Coffee, English Heart	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2013-12"
7011	artisanal Strikes Again Bigmouth	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2013-12"
7012	artisanal watered-down Paint A Vulgar Pitcher	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2013-12"
7013	skewed Golden Light	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7014	Louder Than Bomb	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7015	upside-down Handsome Devil	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7016	narrow double-paned lard-coated Jeselnik's cool Work is a Four Letter Sword	0		Moxie: +5, Sleaze Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
7017	twirling huge smelly flame-wreathed Da Vinci's Staff of the Headmaster's Victuals of extreme caution	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Monster Level: -25, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
7018	narrow Sherlock's smooth Sheila Take a Crossbow of the blizzard of the early riser	0		Moxie: +15, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: +25, Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2013-12"
7019	spinning perfumed wool stanky stylish A Light that Never Goes Out	0		Moxie: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +1, Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
7020	MacGyver's ruddy Da Vinci's boxer's Half a Purse	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Experience (Mysticality): +5, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Maximum MP: +100, Last Available: "2013-12"
7021	toasty smartaleck's boxer's Hairpiece On Fire of the sweet-tooth	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Moxie Percent: +30, Hot Damage: +5, Candy Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-12"
7022	ghostly wobbly smelly energetic Newton's brawny Vicar's Tutu	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1.2xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-12"
7023	wool coward's weightlifter's Hand in Glove	0		Muscle: +15, Monster Level: -20, Cold Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2013-12"
7024	auspicious horrifying Meat Tenderizer is Murder of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Spooky Damage: +25, Item Drop: +10, Class: "Seal Clubber", Last Available: "2013-12"
7025	gray upside-down careful Ouija Board, Ouija Board of the detective of the early riser	0		Monster Level: -10, Item Drop: +20, Adventures: +7, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Last Available: "2013-12"
7026	supercharged rock-hard thinker's Hand that Rocks the Ladle	0		Mysticality: +10, Damage Reduction: 5, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Class: "Pastamancer", Last Available: "2013-12"
7027	skewed Rosewater's Saucepanic of the wise owl of extreme caution	0		Mysticality: +20, Mysticality Percent: +30, Monster Level: -25, Class: "Sauceror", Last Available: "2013-12"
7028	horrifying Temple Grandin's Frankly Mr. Shank of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Familiar Weight: +7, Spooky Damage: +25, Class: "Disco Bandit", Last Available: "2013-12"
7029	brainy Shakespeare's Sister's Accordion of chilblains of the sweet-tooth	0		Mysticality: +5, Cold Damage: +25, Candy Drop: +100, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 15, Last Available: "2013-12"
7030	flame-retardant third-hand lantern	0		Hot Resistance: +1
7031	bouncing loose purse strings	0		
7032	tasty small pickled egg	2	awesome	
7033	cup of lukewarm tea	1	decent	
7034	warbear soda machine assembler	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7035	shaking warbear box	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7036	warbear high-efficiency still	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7037	warbear LP-ROM burner	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7038	warbear gyrocopter	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7039	triple-unsweetened tarnished denatured maroon warbear robo-camouflage unit	0		Effect: "The Magic of LOV", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2013-12"
7040	warbear beeping telegram	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7041	lime green warbear procedural hilarity drone	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-12"
7042	narrow warbear metalworking primer	0		Skill: "Shrap", Last Available: "2013-12"
7043	warbear sequential gaiety distribution system	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7044	tarnished improved twirling glass slipper	0		Effect: "Good Motivator", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2014-12"
7045	denatured antimatter wad	1	EPIC	Effect: "Well-Swabbed Ear", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2013-12"
7046	cold-filtered warbear superpotion	0		Effect: "Brawnee's Anthem of Absorption", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2013-12"
7047	aerosolized shaking warbear liquid lasers	0		Effect: "Purity of Spirit", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2013-12"
7048	vacuum-sealed skewed warbear rejuvenation potion	0		Effect: "Provocative Perkiness", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2013-12"
7049	broken warbear gyrocopter	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7050	yummy warbear gyro	3	awesome	Last Available: "2013-12"
7051	diffused recording of Rolando's Rondo of Resisto	0		Effect: "Heart of Green", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2013-12"
7052	warbear metalworking primer (used)	0		Skill: "Shrap", Last Available: "2013-12"
7053	warbear empathy chip (used)	0		Skill: "Psychokinetic Hug", Last Available: "2013-12"
7054	warbear drone codes	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7055	decent green breakfast mess	4	good	Last Available: "2013-12"
7056	warbear breakfast machine	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7057	adequate wobbly breakfast miracle	4	good	Last Available: "2013-12"
7058	extra-liquefied warmed Cloaca Cola Polar	0		Effect: "Healthy Blue Glow", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2013-12"
7059	tumbling maroon warbear soda machine	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7060	huge twirling festive warbear bank	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7061	huge grimstone mask	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7062	praying Grim Brother	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-12"
7063	Grim Brothers' story book	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7064	pulsating fuchsia hibernating Grimstone Golem	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-12"
7065	dried grim fairy tale	1	crappy	Last Available: "2014-12"
7066	huge grimstone galoshes	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7067	aerosolized pickled cyan upside-down single of Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	0		Effect: "Coy to the Hurled", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2010-02"
7068	energized frozen ghostly blinking single of Donho's Bubbly Ballad	0		Effect: "Omphalotus Omnipresence", Effect Duration: 28
7069	Discontent&trade; Winter Garden Catalog	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-01"
7070	packet of winter seeds	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7071	adequate snow berries	4	good	Last Available: "2014-01"
7072	toothsome small ice harvest	2	awesome	Last Available: "2014-01"
7073	double-colloidal frost flower	0		Effect: "Orc Chops", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2014-01"
7074	super-alkaline extra-flattened wobbly snow cleats	0		Effect: "Tin, Man", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2014-01"
7075	aerosolized energized red liquid ice pack	0		Effect: "Swordholder", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2014-01"
7076	huge snow boards	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7077	stale twirling snow crab	3	decent	Last Available: "2014-01"
7078	practically non-alcoholic drinkable Ice Island Long Tea	1	good	Last Available: "2014-01"
7079	unfinished ice sculpture	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7080	pulsating ice sculpture	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7081	gray ice house	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7082	snow machine	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7083	blinking snow mobile of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Lantern: 1, Lantern Element: "Cold", Last Available: "2014-01"
7084	ice bucket of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2014-01"
7085	fuchsia snow shovel of the brute of terror	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2014-01"
7086	perfumed baleful bod-ice of the overflowing toilet	0		Spell Damage: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Stench Resistance: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2014-01"
7087	snow belt of the wise owl of extreme caution of horror	0		Mysticality: +20, Monster Level: -25, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: +5, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2014-01"
7088	squat squat scandalous dance instructor's supercool ice nine of temperance	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Sleaze Damage: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2014-01"
7089	snow fort	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7090	hand-crafted fortified En Una Fila Tequila	5	EPIC	
7091	Skully's hot chocolate	1	decent	
7092	blurry razor-sharp cool warbear dress helmet	0		Moxie: +5, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-12"
7093	Tesla sage warbear dress bracers	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
7094	upside-down nasty smooth warbear dress greaves	0		Moxie: +15, Stench Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-12"
7095	frightening scorching sweatband	0		Hot Damage: +25, Spooky Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2014-12"
7096	ghostly skewed skewed Temple Grandin's Fonzie's gym shorts	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Familiar Weight: +7, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xGhuol, cap 25", Last Available: "2014-12"
7097	fireproof deadly ankleweights	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Hot Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-12"
7098	fireproof Oprah's dance instructor's sweat socks of the empath	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Familiar Weight: +5, Hot Resistance: +3, Drops Items, Last Available: "2014-12"
7099	blinking blinking pint of sweat	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7100	ghostly upside-down Jerks' Health&trade; Magazine	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7101	modified gray wobbly huge Five Second Energy&trade;	1		Effect: "Strength of Ten Ettins", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2014-12"
7102	pixie axie	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7103	extra-warmed non-pickled powder	0		Effect: "Aloysius' Antiphon of Aptitude", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2014-12"
7104	blinking lightning-fast licorice whip	0		Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2014-12"
7105	anise-flavored venom	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7106	drinkable blue snakebite	3	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7107	groovy boxer's candy stick	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Moxie Percent: +10, Last Available: "2014-12"
7108	adequate pecan	3	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7109	normal small fancy pecan pie	2	good	Effect: "Coal-Powered", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2014-12"
7110	chocolate-stained collar	0		Candy Drop: +25, Last Available: "2014-12"
7111	tasty half-sized jittery candy mountain oyster	2	awesome	Last Available: "2014-12"
7112	hand-crafted spinning chocotini	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-12"
7113	supercharged hale dance instructor's chocolate rabbit's foot	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Maximum HP: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2014-12"
7114	super-sized bland candy carrot	5	decent	Last Available: "2014-12"
7115	normal candy carrot cake	3	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7116	huge red flame-wreathed smartaleck's carrot-on-a-stick	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2014-12"
7117	shellacked weasel stomping pants of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Damage Reduction: 7, Familiar Effect: "1xGhoul, cap 20", Last Available: "2014-12"
7118	bite-sized flavorless special mulberry	1	decent	Effect: "Power Ballad of the Arrowsmith", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2014-12"
7119	acceptable practically non-alcoholic mulled berry wine	1	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7120	huge lemony scales	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7121	Sherlock's lemon party hat	0		Item Drop: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, cap 12", Last Available: "2014-12"
7122	forbidden lemon shirt	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2014-12"
7123	pulsating lemon drop trousers of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato, cap 12", Last Available: "2014-12"
7124	double-nitrogenated ionized lemonhead caviar	0		Effect: "Lit Up", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2014-12"
7125	forbidden dangerous gummi sword	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2014-12"
7126	adjusted small gummi fin	0		Effect: "Super-Mega-Ultra-Hyper-Charged", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2014-12"
7127	Temple Grandin's chocolate cow bone	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Last Available: "2014-12"
7128	extra-concentrated tarnished gummi fang	0		Effect: "Weird Flavor", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2014-12"
7129	bland leftover canap&eacute;s	4	decent	Last Available: "2014-12"
7130	bad fortified magnum of champagne	5	decent	Last Available: "2014-12"
7131	teal rosewater-soaked beefcake's cow creamer of James Dean	0		Muscle: +25, Experience (Moxie): +3, Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2014-12"
7132	extra-vacuum-sealed skewed Outer Wolf&trade; cologne	0		Effect: "Phorcefullness", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2014-12"
7133	lupine appetite hormones	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7134	wobbly resourceful wolf whistle of the blizzard	0		Maximum MP: +50, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blow Wolf Whistle", Last Available: "2014-12"
7135	bland half-sized enchanted witch's bread	2	decent	Effect: "Toothy Grin", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2014-12"
7136	liquefied polymerized witch's brew	0		Effect: "Arresistible", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2014-12"
7137	double-paned Annie Oakley's witch's bra of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Cold Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2014-12"
7138	smooth mid-level medieval mead	4	awesome	Last Available: "2014-12"
7139	polarized pickled wobbly R&uuml;mpelstiltz	0		Effect: "In Vino Vires", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2014-12"
7140	spinning wheel	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7141	super-nitrogenated pressed skewed hi-octane carrot juice	0		Effect: "Yuletide Mutations", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2014-12"
7142	deionized maroon hare brush	0		Effect: "Disco Neuropathy", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2014-12"
7143	flame-wreathed Socratic hare pin	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-12"
7144	odd coin	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7145	immense moldy shaking cinnamon cannoli	10	crappy	Last Available: "2014-12"
7146	high-proof bad expensive champagne	9	decent	Last Available: "2014-12"
7147	quadruple-enhanced polo trophy	0		Effect: "Super Structure", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2014-12"
7148	oil painting	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7149	rosary	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7150	ornate dowsing rod	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7151	straw	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7152	upside-down	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7153	upside-down clay	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7154	maroon filling	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7155	bouncing parchment	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7156	glass	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7157	gray sage brawny fire hose of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Muscle Percent: +20, Mysticality Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xVolley, cap 37", Last Available: "2014-12"
7158	thick stale fireman's lunch	5	decent	Last Available: "2014-12"
7159	Temple Grandin's resourceful steel-toed plain paper hat	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Maximum MP: +50, Familiar Weight: +7, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, cap 37", Last Available: "2014-12"
7160	spoiled ice cream sandwich	4	crappy	Last Available: "2014-12"
7161	knitted Van der Graaf &quot;honey&quot; dipper of the early riser	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Adventures: +7, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2014-12"
7162	stale plumber's lunch	3	decent	Last Available: "2014-12"
7163	ribald hardened thinker's skull gearshift knob	0		Mysticality: +10, Damage Reduction: 3, Sleaze Damage: +10, Last Available: "2014-12"
7164	miniature enchanted flavorless nachos of the night	2	decent	Effect: "Concentrated Concentration", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2014-12"
7165	frightening therapeutic padded Sketcherz&trade;	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Spooky Damage: +5, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2014-12"
7166	toothsome low-calorie special can of Adultwitch&trade;	1	awesome	Effect: "Fastbreaker", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2014-12"
7167	ionized warmed smudge stick	0		Effect: "Human-Humanoid Hybrid", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2014-12"
7168	cold-filtered ionized wall	0		Effect: "Pecan Pied Piper", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2014-12"
7169	perfectly mixed tankard of ale	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-12"
7170	warmed nitrogenated scroll case	0		Effect: "Saucefingers", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2014-12"
7171	pressed jug of &quot;wine&quot;	0		Effect: "Human-Humanoid Hybrid", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2014-12"
7172	lime green juggling ball	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7173	spinning blinking crappy camera	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7174	bland small humble pie	2	decent	Last Available: "2014-12"
7175	small golem	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7176	maroon shaking crappy camera	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7177	alkaline nitrogenated crappy waiter disguise	0		Effect: "Corona de la Salsa", Effect Duration: 28
7178	Copperhead Charm	0		
7179	The First Pizza	0		
7180	skewed fuchsia The Lacrosse Stick of Lacoronado	0		
7181	The Eye of the Stars	0		
7182	The Stankara Stone	0		
7183	Murphy's Rancid Black Flag	0		
7184	tumbling shaking wobbly The Shield of Brook	0		
7185	blurry jittery Red Zeppelin ticket	0		
7186	Copperhead Charm (rampant)	0		
7187	distilled artisanal wobbly bouncing unnamed cocktail	5	EPIC	
7188	handful of tips	0		
7189	pulsating censurious unrequired jacket	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3
7190	deadly tommy gun	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unload Tommy Gun"
7191	squat drum of tommy ammo	0		
7192	throwing knife	0		
7193	throwing spoon	0		
7194	throwing fork	0		
7195	hale rosy-cheeked breadchucks	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Maximum HP: +20
7196	olive blurry shuriken salad	0		
7197	teal blurry coward's combat fan	0		Monster Level: -20
7198	silk skirt of vim and vigor of Calamity Jane	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 38"
7199	bouncing blowdart	0		
7200	pulsating teal supercool Buddy Bjorn	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2014-02"
7201	occult dance instructor's The Nuge's favorite crossbow of the sewer	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Stench Damage: +25
7202	yummy diet sweet roll Alabama	1	awesome	
7203	wizardly Saturday Night Special	0		Mysticality: +25
7204	lynyrd snare	0		
7205	bouncing fleetwood chain of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3
7206	acceptable strong Green Manalishi	5	good	
7207	Da Vinci's blade	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5
7208	fire of unknown origin	0		
7209	eagle's milk	1	awesome	
7210	flattened purple eagle feather	0		Effect: "Cold, Dead Hands", Effect Duration: 59
7211	moist blinking one pill	0		Effect: "Chalk Outline", Effect Duration: 41
7212	hardy Jefferson wings	0		Maximum HP: +50
7213	narrow fleetwood macaroni	0		
7214	cheesy eagle sauce	0		
7215	spoiled fancy fleetwood mac 'n' cheese	4	crappy	Effect: "Colorful Gratitude", Effect Duration: 25
7216	lynyrd skin	0		
7217	spinning steel-toed lynyrdskin cap	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xVolley, cap 42"
7218	pulsating mirror lynyrdskin tunic of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
7219	spinning blurry beefy lynyrdskin breeches	0		Muscle: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1.5xGhuol, cap 42"
7220	cigarette lighter	0		
7221	pulsating priceless diamond	0		
7222	acceptable weak bouncing Flamin' Whatshisname	2	good	
7223	denatured dry lynyrd musk	0		Effect: "Alchemical, Brother", Effect Duration: 49
7224	hardened sage Kashmir sweater	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Damage Reduction: 3
7225	decent immense custard pie	8	good	
7226	tumbling tea for one	1	decent	
7227	lousy bottle of Evermore	3	decent	
7228	box	0		
7229	hand-crafted tumbling wine	4	EPIC	
7230	tolerable rum	4	good	
7231	smooth Murderer's Punch	3	awesome	
7232	stale velvet cake	3	decent	
7233	denatured polymerized skewed olive letter	0		Effect: "Tingly Biceps", Effect Duration: 31
7234	greasy quilted book	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
7235	teal Samson's brainy masque	0		Mysticality: +5, Experience (Muscle): +5, Single Equip
7236	ribald red-hot poker	0		Sleaze Damage: +10
7237	Red X Shield of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
7238	tumbling inspector's badge of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Item Drop: +15, Single Equip
7239	rosy-cheeked grievous shirt	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Maximum HP Percent: +30
7240	supercharged coat of terror	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Spooky Spell Damage: +10
7241	toasty shoe of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Hot Damage: +5, Single Equip
7242	button	0		
7243	button	0		
7244	energized boiled blinking shaking blood cells	0		Effect: "Educated (Kinda)", Effect Duration: 44
7245	concentrated lime green ghostly eye	0		Effect: "Libra Rising", Effect Duration: 39
7246	glark cable	0		
7247	narrow ruddy Herculean Red Fox glove	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Attacks Can't Miss, Single Equip
7248	liquefied polymerized foxglove	0		Effect: "Snobby", Effect Duration: 18
7249	Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette	0		
7250	fuchsia Sherlock's Jeselnik's ribald chilly Sneaky Pete's jacket	0		Cold Damage: +5, Sleaze Damage: 35, Item Drop: +25, Softcore Only, Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-03", Softcore Only: [1-path(Avatar of Sneaky Pete)]
7251	jug of Sneaky Pete's Mojo	0		Free Pull
7252	shot of Sneaky Pete's Mojo	0		Free Pull
7253	Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy	0		
7254	really cocktail shaker	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7255	lousy triple-distilled mini-martini	8	decent	
7256	blinking smoke grenade	0		
7257	distilled molotov soda	1	decent	
7258	ionized teal pile of ashes	0		Effect: "Heart of White", Effect Duration: 49
7259	crate of firebombs	0		
7260	firebomb	0		
7261	greedy Herculean Rosewater's Sneaky Pete's basket	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Experience (Muscle): +1, Meat Drop: +20
7262	shaking red &quot;I Love Me, Vol. I&quot;	0		
7263	red photograph of a dog	0		
7264	red photograph of a nugget	0		
7265	photograph of an ostrich egg	0		
7266	twirling disposable instant camera	0		
7267	wool toasty nippy Sneaky Pete's jacket (collar popped) of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Cold Damage: +10, Hot Damage: +5, Cold Resistance: +1, Softcore Only, Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-03", Softcore Only: [1-path(Avatar of Sneaky Pete)]
7268	Letter for Melvign the Gnome	0		
7269	narrow Professor What garment	0		
7270	squat mirror &quot;2 Love Me, Vol. 2&quot;	0		
7271	Thinknerd Blind-Packed Toy	0		
7272	tumbling double-paned plastic Professor What	0		Cold Resistance: +5
7273	pulsating therapeutic plastic Jared the Duskwalker	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
7274	plastic Duke Starkiller of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50
7275	narrow plastic Gary Claybender of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50
7276	nasty plastic Captain Kerkard	0		Stench Damage: +5
7277	ionized wobbly skewed robot grease	0		Effect: "Dragged Through the Coals", Effect Duration: 53
7278	returned Thinknerd package	0		
7279	super-ionized fuchsia wind-up Whatsian robot	0		Effect: "Mana Tea", Effect Duration: 48
7280	denatured enhanced pulsating maroon wind-up vampire teeth	0		Effect: "Human-Constellation Hybrid", Effect Duration: 65
7281	wet super-irradiated deionized wind-up navigation droid	0		Effect: "Sticky Hands", Effect Duration: 48
7282	activated electrified bouncing wind-up owl	0		Effect: "Mushroom Moxiousness", Effect Duration: 38
7283	modified upside-down wind-up ensign	0		Effect: "Berry Critical", Effect Duration: 26
7284	blurry lard-coated dance instructor's crying statue earrings	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover
7285	plastic Duskwalker necklace of the blizzard of the sewer	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Stench Damage: +25, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover
7286	up-at-dawn baleful plastic replica blaster pistol	0		Spell Damage: +25, Adventures: +5, Lasts Until Rollover
7287	aromatic frosty Gary Claybender's Time Screwer	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover
7288	Sherlock's Annie Oakley's Space Tourist palmdoctor	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Item Drop: +25, Lasts Until Rollover
7289	shellacked extremely unsafe groovy amok putter	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Damage Reduction: 7
7290	bite-sized normal narrow amok pudding	1	good	
7291	green deactivated putty buddy	0		
7292	lime green putty coat	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7293	boiled huge squat can of V-11	0		Effect: "init.enh", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2014-03"
7294	elevennis shoes of the pedagogue of incineration	0		Experience: +3, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2014-03"
7295	elevent	0		Last Available: "2014-03"
7296	supercharged elevenderizing hammer of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2014-03"
7297	flame-wreathed Professor What T-Shirt	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10
7298	heavy-duty bendy straw	0		
7299	pellet of plant food	0		
7300	sewing kit	0		
7301	Spookyraven billiards room key	0		
7302	wobbly Spookyraven library key	0		
7303	Lady Spookyraven's necklace	0		
7304	telegram from Lady Spookyraven	0		
7305	Lady Spookyraven's powder puff	0		
7306	blue Lady Spookyraven's finest gown	0		
7307	bouncing Lady Spookyraven's dancing shoes	0		
7308	moist frozen pressed eyebrow pencil	0		Effect: "Egg Burps", Effect Duration: 13
7309	extra-corrupted super-magnetized twirling rosewater cream	0		Effect: "Insatiable Hunger", Effect Duration: 27
7310	colloidal bronzer	0		Effect: "Top Dog", Effect Duration: 19
7311	Oprah's rosy-cheeked elegant nightstick	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Maximum MP Percent: +50
7312	still grill	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-06"
7313	lime green box of hickory chips	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7314	poppet	0		
7315	rickety rocking horse	0		
7316	upside-down jack-in-the-box	0		
7317	twirling jar of baby ghosts	0		
7318	ghostly ribald Temple Grandin's cool ghost of a necklace	0		Moxie: +5, Familiar Weight: +7, Sleaze Damage: +10
7319	forbidden Elizabeth's Dollie of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Spell Damage Percent: +50
7320	magnetized huge Elizabeth's paintbrush	0		Effect: "Spring Training", Effect Duration: 21
7321	lard-coated Stephen's lab coat of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
7322	extra-Vulcanized modified shaking Stephen's secret formula	0		Effect: "Leisurely Amblin'", Effect Duration: 33
7323	nippy Jacob's rung of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: 35
7324	powdered jittery battery	1		
7325	strong hand-crafted snakebite	5	EPIC	
7326	twirling gravedigger's rubber ribcage of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Damage: +10
7327	powdered synthetic marrow	1		
7328	warmed pulsating funny bone	0		Effect: "Innately Wise", Effect Duration: 32
7329	brawny half-melted spoon of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Muscle Percent: +20
7330	pickled shaking blurry yellow the funk	1		
7331	decent gunky chicken	3	good	
7332	groovy doll head	0		Moxie Percent: +10
7333	droopy doll eye	0		
7334	voice box	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Pull Voice Box String"
7335	huge Jim Carey's paddle-ball of courage	0		Monster Level: +25, Spooky Resistance: +3
7336	warmed liquefied ghostly sound effects record	0		Effect: "Oxygenated Blood", Effect Duration: 67
7337	maroon alphabet block	0		
7338	double-unsweetened yellow blinking dancer	0		Effect: "Antibiotic Saucesphere", Effect Duration: 66
7339	blurry music box mechanism	0		
7340	lightning-fast moose antlers	0		Initiative: +40, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep, cap 27"
7341	ionized upside-down moose thought	0		Effect: "Meat the Flintstones", Effect Duration: 46
7342	stale moose chocolate	4	decent	
7343	bad painting of a glass of wine	3	decent	
7344	oil painting of yourself	0		
7345	ornate picture frame	0		
7346	doll-eye amulet	0		Single Equip
7347	miser's smelly ghost toga	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +10
7348	stale sheet cake	4	decent	
7349	ghost key	0		
7350	picture of you	0		
7351	Annie Oakley's rock-hard fortified Staff of the Electric Range	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Damage Reduction: 5, Critical Hit Percent: +20
7352	decent bite-sized narrow deluxe layer cake	1	good	
7353	chunk of hot iron	0		
7354	weak tolerable red-hot boilermaker	2	good	
7355	razor-sharp coal shovel	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Shovel Hot Coal"
7356	vacuum-sealed dry tarnished hot coal	0		Effect: "French Bronilla Brogueishness", Effect Duration: 24
7357	modified coal dust	0		Effect: "Springy Fusilli", Effect Duration: 47
7358	Oprah's sage Bram's choker of vim and vigor	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Single Equip
7359	plaid swatch	0		
7360	green plaid bandage	0		
7361	deadly plaid pocket square	0		Weapon Damage: +5
7362	supercool plaid skirt of the brazier	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 38"
7363	quadruple-Vulcanized bloodstain stick	0		Effect: "Human-Plant Hybrid", Effect Duration: 23
7364	fabric softener	0		
7365	dry tarnished fabric hardener	0		Effect: "White Blooded", Effect Duration: 63
7366	spirit-forward tolerable bottle of laundry sherry	5	good	
7367	ionized industrial strength starch	0		Effect: "Vanity Rage", Effect Duration: 15, Wiki Name: "industrial strength starch"
7368	gigantic decent extra-flat panini	7	good	
7369	dry corrupted pulsating mangled finger	0		Effect: "Tea-hee", Effect Duration: 58
7370	bad ghostly Psychotic Train wine	4	decent	
7371	crazy hobo notebook	0		
7372	tiny rotten blurry pie man was not meant to eat	1	crappy	
7373	wholesome sommelier's towel	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10
7374	nippy tarnished tastevin	0		Cold Damage: +10, Single Equip
7375	moldy miniature actual tapas	2	crappy	
7376	ghast iron ingot	0		
7377	pulsating Oprah's ghast iron cleaver of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Maximum MP Percent: +50
7378	greasy weightlifter's ghast iron Garibaldi	0		Muscle: +15, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 14"
7379	Samson's ghast iron heater shield of the businessman	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Meat Drop: +50
7380	vibrating ghast iron codpiece of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 42"
7381	Pendant of Gargalesis of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5
7382	huge Little Geneticist DNA-Splicing Lab	0		Last Available: "2014-04"
7383	DNA extraction syringe	0		Last Available: "2014-04"
7384	activated dry Gene Tonic: Dude	0		Effect: "Colorful Gratitude", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2014-04"
7385	unsweetened Gene Tonic: Beast	0		Effect: "Sticky Fingers", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2014-04"
7386	boiled Gene Tonic: Construct	0		Effect: "Je Ne Sais Porquoise", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2014-04"
7387	adjusted Gene Tonic: Undead	0		Effect: "Shortened", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2014-04"
7388	alkaline Gene Tonic: Humanoid	0		Effect: "Fifty Ways to Bereave Your Lover", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2014-04"
7389	pressed extra-irradiated Gene Tonic: Insect	0		Effect: "Warm Belly", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2014-04"
7390	double-colloidal pickled Gene Tonic: Hippy	0		Effect: "Meadulla Oblongota", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2014-04"
7391	quadruple-concentrated Gene Tonic: Orc	0		Effect: "Ocelot Eyes", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2014-04"
7392	polymerized irradiated tumbling wobbly tumbling Gene Tonic: Demon	0		Effect: "The Strength... of the Future", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2014-04"
7393	quantum blurry Gene Tonic: Horror	0		Effect: "Ass Over Teakettle", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2014-04"
7394	adjusted Gene Tonic: Fish	0		Effect: "Nigh-Invincible", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2014-04"
7395	enhanced ghostly Gene Tonic: Goblin	0		Effect: "Turkey-Friendly", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2014-04"
7396	double-dry denatured shaking Gene Tonic: Pirate	0		Effect: "The Spy Who Loved XP", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2014-04"
7397	unsweetened moist jittery wobbly Gene Tonic: Plant	0		Effect: "Educated (Sorta)", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2014-04"
7398	improved wobbly Gene Tonic: Weird	0		Effect: "Hammertime", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2014-04"
7399	denatured improved Gene Tonic: Elf	0		Effect: "Jungle Juiced", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2014-04"
7400	activated Gene Tonic: Mer-kin	0		Effect: "Nightstalkin'", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2014-04"
7401	diffused olive wobbly Gene Tonic: Slime	0		Effect: "Muscle Unbound", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2014-04"
7402	galvanized liquefied ghostly Gene Tonic: Penguin	0		Effect: "Curiosity of Br'er Tarrypin", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2014-04"
7403	vacuum-sealed huge pulsating Gene Tonic: Elemental	0		Effect: "Bananas!", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2014-04"
7404	modified nitrogenated Gene Tonic: Constellation	0		Effect: "Briny Blood", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2014-04"
7405	aerosolized irradiated polymerized Gene Tonic: Hobo	0		Effect: "Tenacity of the Snapper", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2014-04"
7406	tumbling Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#1)	0		
7407	narrow Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#2)	0		
7408	Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#3)	0		
7409	pulsating teal Steam Card: Space Trip (#1)	0		
7410	Steam Card: Space Trip (#2)	0		
7411	fuchsia mirror Steam Card: Space Trip (#3)	0		
7412	Steam Card: Meteoid (#1)	0		
7413	Steam Card: Meteoid (#2)	0		
7414	Steam Card: Meteoid (#3)	0		
7415	blurry Steam Card: DemonStar (#1)	0		
7416	Steam Card: DemonStar (#2)	0		
7417	Steam Card: DemonStar (#3)	0		
7418	Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#1)	0		
7419	jittery Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#2)	0		
7420	gray Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#3)	0		
7421	jittery pencil thin mushroom	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7422	Paradaisical Cheeseburger recipe	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7423	huge salty sailor salt	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7424	twirling bike rental broupon	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7425	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Cocktail Sauce Bottle	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7426	sprinkle shaker	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7427	ionized sleight-of-hand mushroom	0		Effect: "Hot Buttoned", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2014-05"
7428	yellow Taco Dan's Taco Stand's Taco Receipt	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7429	Beach Buck	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7430	extra-denatured oxidized huge Fun-Guy spore	0		Effect: "Mushroom Moxiousness", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2014-05"
7431	ionized narrow Boletus Broletus mushroom	0		Effect: "Mushroom Samba", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2014-05"
7432	altered unsweetened green Omphalotus Omphaloskepsis mushroom	0		Effect: "On the Shoulders of Giants", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2014-05"
7433	denatured oxidized nitrogenated Gyromitra Dynomita mushroom	0		Effect: "Dreadful Heat", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2014-05"
7434	concentrated dry pickled Helvella Haemophilia mushroom	0		Effect: "It Didn't Kill You", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2014-05"
7435	altered Stemonitis Staticus mushroom	0		Effect: "Capricorn Rising", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2014-05"
7436	deionized huge Tremella Tarantella mushroom	0		Effect: "Fungal Fortification", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2014-05"
7437	Pastaco shell	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7438	gigantic spoiled lime green Beefy Crunch Pastaco	10	crappy	Last Available: "2014-05"
7439	spoiled Brain Food Pastaco	3	crappy	Last Available: "2014-05"
7440	adequate Cool Brunch Pastaco	3	good	Last Available: "2014-05"
7441	decent big Medical Pastaco	5	good	Last Available: "2014-05"
7442	half-sized spoiled blinking Energy Buzz Pastaco	2	crappy	Last Available: "2014-05"
7443	half-sized delicious Ludovico Pastaco	2	awesome	Last Available: "2014-05"
7444	acceptable extra-dry upside-down overpowering mushroom wine	5	good	Last Available: "2014-05"
7445	bad complex mushroom wine	3	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7446	acceptable smooth mushroom wine	3	good	Last Available: "2014-05"
7447	lousy watered-down blood-red mushroom wine	2	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7448	practically non-alcoholic artisanal buzzing mushroom wine	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	Last Available: "2014-05"
7449	distilled mediocre maroon swirling mushroom wine	5	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7450	miniature decent purple Taco Dan's Basic Taco Dan Taco	2	good	Last Available: "2014-05"
7451	small moldy Taco Dan's Taco Fish Fish Taco	2	crappy	Last Available: "2014-05"
7452	narrow Taco Dan's Super Taco-Riffic Taco Sauce!	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7453	lousy regular-size brogurt	4	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7454	aged super-size brogurt	3	awesome	Last Available: "2014-05"
7455	drinkable broberry brogurt	3	good	Last Available: "2014-05"
7456	watered-down drinkable brocolate brogurt	2	good	Last Available: "2014-05"
7457	smooth strong upside-down French bronilla brogurt	5	awesome	Last Available: "2014-05"
7458	History's Most Offensive Jokes, Vol. IX	0		Skill: "Unoffendable", Last Available: "2014-05"
7459	huge shaking Now You're Cooking With Grease	0		Skill: "Grease Up", Last Available: "2014-05"
7460	lime green Sloppy Seconds Diner Employee Handbook	0		Skill: "Sloppy Secrets", Last Available: "2014-05"
7461	industrial strength anti-fungal spray	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7462	baleful Brogre brorts	0		Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xGhuol, cap 25", Last Available: "2014-05"
7463	maroon healthy Brogre brolo shirt	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2014-05"
7464	flame-wreathed Brogre bucket hat	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr, cap 14", Last Available: "2014-05"
7465	Spring Break Beach tattoo coupon	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7466	airplane charter: Spring Break Beach	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-05"
7467	twirling one-day ticket to Spring Break Beach	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7468	friendly strapping 8-billed baseball cap of mayonnaise	0		Muscle: +5, Familiar Weight: +3, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr, cap 12", Last Available: "2014-05"
7469	spinning wobbly prompt rosy-cheeked extremely wet T-shirt of the empath	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Familiar Weight: +5, Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2014-05"
7470	wobbly inspector's MacGyver's supercharged shrimp fork	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Maximum MP: +100, Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2014-05"
7471	pressed aerosolized BROS Energy Drink	0		Effect: "Neuroplastici Tea", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2014-05"
7472	extra-flattened Vulcanized olive go-go potion	0		Effect: "Experimental Effect G-9", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2014-05"
7473	energized bouncing shrimp cocktail	0		Effect: "Power Ballad of the Arrowsmith", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2014-05"
7474	ionized chilled wobbly Yolo&trade; chocolates	0		Effect: "substats.enh", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2020-09"
7475	string of moist beads of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Last Available: "2014-05"
7476	Ultimate Mind Destroyer	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7477	activated cold-filtered red Meat-inflating powder	0		Effect: "Litterboxing", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2014-05"
7478	possessed sugar cube	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7479	oxidized upside-down blinking sugar fairy	0		Effect: "Hare-o-dynamic", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2014-05"
7480	boiled gray sugar bunny	0		Effect: "Dirty Pear", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2014-05"
7481	sweet tooth	0		Last Available: "2014-05", Wiki Name: "sweet tooth"
7482	perfectly mixed narrow Rompedores de Fantasmas	3	EPIC	
7483	watered-down delicious La Fantasma y La Oscuridad	2	awesome	
7484	aged weak wobbly Fantasma en la M&aacute;quina	2	awesome	
7485	spinning loosening powder	0		
7486	bouncing castoreum	0		
7487	huge drain dissolver	0		
7488	skewed triple-distilled turpentine	0		
7489	detartrated anhydrous sublicalc	0		
7490	shaking triatomaceous dust	0		
7491	mediocre bottle of Chateau de Vinegar	4	decent	
7492	blasting soda	0		
7493	unstable fulminate	0		
7494	blurry wine bomb	0		
7495	bouncing recipe: mortar-dissolving solution	0		
7496	lime green bottled day	0		
7497	teal ghost formula	0		
7498	Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette	0		
7499	galvanized ionized modified narrow Hot 'n' Scarys	0		Effect: "Yet tea", Effect Duration: 68
7500	olive map	0		
7501	ghostly	0		
7502	vacuum-sealed polymerized wobbly red narrow Texas tea	0		Effect: "Well-Oiled", Effect Duration: 55
7503	brainy dark hamethyst ring	0		Mysticality: +5
7504	red dark baconstone ring of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3
7505	fortified dark porquoise ring	0		Damage Absorption: +60
7506	shaking Jack Frost's book of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +50
7507	upside-down cloak of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40
7508	fuchsia label	0		
7509	stale Mornington crescent roll	4	decent	
7510	anodized eye shadow	0		Effect: "Tennis Elbow-wow", Effect Duration: 57
7511	crumbling wheel	0		
7512	anodized poppy	0		Effect: "Fever From the Flavor", Effect Duration: 38
7513	red opium grenade	0		
7514	weightlifter's duonoculars of Gandalf	0		Muscle: +15, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Single Equip
7515	plastic rock	0		
7516	witch's spare house key	0		
7517	huge nasty MacGyver's spider leg	0		Maximum MP: +100, Stench Damage: +5
7518	wand of pigification	0		
7519	tolerable jittery cyan glass of bourbon	3	good	
7520	maroon shaking burned government manual fragment	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7521	flavorless big government cheese	5	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7522	twirling Van der Graaf pair of government shades	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-05"
7523	narrow space junk	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7524	Vulcanized boiled spinning government	0		Effect: "Greedy Resolve", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2014-05"
7525	unsweetened cold-filtered blinking alien drugs	0		Effect: "Pumped Stomach", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2023-09"
7526	blurry squat weird space book	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7527	alien force field disruptor bean	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7528	purple blurry stanky chilly government-issued night-vision goggles	0		Cold Damage: +5, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-05"
7529	flavorless miniature loaf of alien bread	2	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7530	flavorless miniature grilled cheese sandwich	2	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7531	distilled blinking narrow alien protein powder	1	decent	Effect: "Wintergreen Warmongery", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2014-05"
7532	practically non-alcoholic perfectly mixed rocket fuel	1	super ultra EPIC	Last Available: "2014-05"
7533	narrow alien source code printout	0		Skill: "Alien Source Code", Last Available: "2014-05"
7534	alien source code printout (used)	0		Skill: "Alien Source Code", Last Available: "2014-05"
7535	perfectly mixed watered-down maroon jittery stealth bomber	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-05"
7536	bouncing wobbly space beast fur	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7537	twitching space egg	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7538	shaking ramekin of space nuts	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2014-05"
7539	friendly space beast fur hat	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley", Last Available: "2014-05"
7540	clever space beast fur pants	0		Maximum MP: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley", Last Available: "2014-05"
7541	tumbling avaricious space beast fur whip	0		Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2014-05"
7542	spinning space invader	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7543	Jeselnik's beefcake's space heater	0		Muscle: +25, Sleaze Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heat Space", Last Available: "2014-05"
7544	space bar	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7545	perfectly mixed space port	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-05"
7546	miser's supercool space needle	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2014-05"
7547	pressed buffed alien drugs	0		Effect: "Izchak's Blessing", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2014-05"
7548	skewed hot ashes	0		Last Available: "2014-06"
7549	galvanized ash soda	0		Effect: "Arse-a'fire", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2014-06"
7550	wet polymerized liquid smoke	0		Effect: "Booing Radly", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2014-06"
7551	irradiated dollop of barbecue sauce	0		Effect: "Thunderspell", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2014-06"
7552	chilled flattened blurry spinning skewed bowl of marinade	0		Effect: "Livin' Large", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2014-06"
7553	huge jittery shaker of dry rub	0		Last Available: "2014-06"
7554	enhanced bottle of lighter fluid	0		Effect: "Ermine Eyes", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2014-06"
7555	page	0		
7556	elephant gift	0		
7557	flattened diffused mirror blood cells	0		Effect: "Hopped Up on Goofballs", Effect Duration: 63
7558	tolerable mirror wine	3	good	
7559	denatured adjusted gummi turtle	0		Effect: "Human-Horror Hybrid", Effect Duration: 42
7560	ghostly turtle-shaped rock	0		
7561	quantum giraffe-necked turtle	0		Effect: "Liquid Courage", Effect Duration: 39
7562	irradiated shaking huge musk turtle	0		Effect: "Magically Fingered", Effect Duration: 44
7563	triple-moist programmable turtle	0		Effect: "Three Days Slow", Effect Duration: 16
7564	quadruple-enhanced pickled boiled red mocking turtle	0		Effect: "Total Protonic Reversal", Effect Duration: 47
7565	tasty special shaking ham steak	3	awesome	Effect: "Expert Vacationer", Effect Duration: 20
7566	Lo Pan's time-twitching toolbelt	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Single Equip, Free Pull
7567	Chroner	0		
7568	huge electrified dance instructor's Time Lord Badge of Honor of terror	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
7569	upside-down sharpshooter's MacGyver's veiny Time Bandit Badge of Courage	0		Maximum HP: +10, Maximum MP: +100, Critical Hit Percent: +10
7570	diffused pulsating Friendliness Beverage	0		Effect: "Carol of the Bones", Effect Duration: 66
7571	narrow Annie Oakley's wizardly silent pea shooter	0		Mysticality: +25, Critical Hit Percent: +20
7572	bland D roll	3	decent	
7573	red crafty strapping kiwi beak	0		Muscle: +5, Maximum MP: +10
7574	delicious New Zealand iced tea	4	awesome	
7575	mirror aromatic Jeselnik's droll monocle	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +1, Single Equip
7576	moist tumbling future drug: Muscularactum	0		Effect: "Red Misty-Eyed", Effect Duration: 14
7577	altered dry future drug: Smartinex	0		Effect: "Craft Tea", Effect Duration: 62
7578	oxidized wet skewed narrow future drug: Coolscaline	0		Effect: "Slimy Hands", Effect Duration: 35
7579	twirling twitching time capsule	0		
7580	mixed liquid shifting time weirdness	1		Effect: "Spooky Blur", Effect Duration: 40
7581	shifting time weirdness	0		Adventures: +4, PvP Fights: +4
7582	toothsome rack of dinosaur ribs	4	awesome	
7583	mediocre yellow narrow scotch on the rocks	4	decent	
7584	up-at-dawn grievous yabba dabba doo rag	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Adventures: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 27"
7585	baleful razor-sharp wooly loincloth	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 27"
7586	helix fossil	0		
7587	S.S. Ticket	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7588	Clan speakeasy	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-07"
7589	spirit-forward drinkable glass of &quot;milk&quot;	5	good	Last Available: "2014-07"
7590	artisanal cyan cup of &quot;tea&quot;	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-07"
7591	hand-crafted thermos of &quot;whiskey&quot;	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-07"
7592	mediocre Lucky Lindy	3	decent	Last Available: "2014-07"
7593	artisanal Bee's Knees	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-07"
7594	smooth irresponsibly strong Sockdollager	10	awesome	Last Available: "2014-07"
7595	practically non-alcoholic drinkable Ish Kabibble	1	good	Last Available: "2014-07"
7596	tolerable pulsating Hot Socks	3	good	Last Available: "2014-07"
7597	tolerable Phonus Balonus	3	good	Last Available: "2014-07"
7598	mediocre special teal Flivver	3	decent	Effect: "Human-Humanoid Hybrid", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2014-07"
7599	bad Sloppy Jalopy	3	decent	Last Available: "2014-07"
7600	chilled non-alkaline bouncing flame	0		Effect: "Hair on Your Chest", Effect Duration: 51
7601	enhanced tarnished pulsating temporary yak tattoo	0		Effect: "Arresistible", Effect Duration: 35
7602	flattened improved Fitspiration&trade; poster	0		Effect: "Far Out", Effect Duration: 31
7603	quadruple-quantum extra-moist neckbeard	0		Effect: "Blessing of the Pervy Noodles", Effect Duration: 41
7604	quadruple-aerosolized galvanized artisanal hand-squeezed wheatgrass juice	0		Effect: "Once Bitten Twice Fried", Effect Duration: 68
7605	unsweetened deionized punk patch	0		Effect: "Bark of the Dog", Effect Duration: 51
7606	wet mirror steampunk potion	0		Effect: "Coated Arms", Effect Duration: 46
7607	chilled extra-polarized vial of swamp vapors	0		Effect: "Human-Plant Hybrid", Effect Duration: 33
7608	aerosolized mirror turtle mud	0		Effect: "Dexteri Tea", Effect Duration: 16
7609	pressed triple-diffused Redeye&trade; Eyedrops	0		Effect: "The Power of Negative Thinking", Effect Duration: 14
7610	concentrated wet teal Dweebisol&trade; inhaler	0		Effect: "Wise Spirit", Effect Duration: 19
7611	ionized olive skewed Lewd Lemmy Hair Oil	0		Effect: "Hammered", Effect Duration: 48
7612	unsweetened tomato soup poster	0		Effect: "Surreally Buff", Effect Duration: 38
7613	liquefied galvanized bubblin' chemistry solution	0		Effect: "You Drank Fish Wine", Effect Duration: 24
7614	ionized improved electrified blinking squat voodoo glowskull	0		Effect: "Liquid Courage", Effect Duration: 46
7615	flattened pygmy adder oil	0		Effect: "Experimental Effect G-9", Effect Duration: 30
7616	double-denatured galvanized pygmy witchhazel	0		Effect: "Loco Motives", Effect Duration: 65
7617	corrupted ionized short deposition	0		Effect: "Comic Violence", Effect Duration: 21
7618	colloidal irradiated straw pole	0		Effect: "Cosmic Flavor", Effect Duration: 17
7619	anodized extra-pressed twirling copperhead potion	0		Effect: "Hennaliciousness", Effect Duration: 33
7620	oxidized Vulcanized narrow blinking ninja fear powder	0		Effect: "Bat Attitude", Effect Duration: 45
7621	denatured flattened ninja eyeblack	0		Effect: "Prideful Strut", Effect Duration: 40
7622	frozen oxidized squat purple button rouge	0		Effect: "Fancy Feasted", Effect Duration: 55
7623	triple-quantum upside-down spinning Red Army camouflage kit	0		Effect: "Saucefingers", Effect Duration: 28
7624	liquefied Vulcanized lynyrd skinner toothblack	0		Effect: "Radium Radicality", Effect Duration: 23
7625	adjusted green flask of rainwater	0		Effect: "Mucilaginous Moxiousness", Effect Duration: 32
7626	dry energized twirling oyster badge	0		Effect: "Headstrong", Effect Duration: 61
7627	ionized red plastic Jefferson wings	0		Effect: "Bananas!", Effect Duration: 46
7628	electrified quantum colloidal dancing fan	0		Effect: "Voracious Gorging", Effect Duration: 56
7629	boiled ionized lime green page of the Necrohobocon	0		Effect: "Bureaucratized", Effect Duration: 20
7630	double-chilled improved spinning magic powder	0		Effect: "Quaaaaaaa", Effect Duration: 34
7631	electrified dry friar's tonsure	0		Effect: "Shot in the Arse", Effect Duration: 65
7632	oxidized twirling government-issue identification badge	0		Effect: "Muddled", Effect Duration: 12
7633	corrupted chilled wobbly alien hologram projector	0		Effect: "Flaming Weapon", Effect Duration: 52
7634	galvanized squat squat irradiated turtle	0		Effect: "Scavengers Scavenging", Effect Duration: 62
7635	adjusted moist cold-filtered cigar box turtle	0		Effect: "Triangle, Man", Effect Duration: 46
7636	brawny shellacked shell of the boozehound	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Booze Drop: +100, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
7637	shaking deadly pillow shell	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
7638	red shaking foul-smelling whatsit-covered turtle shell	0		Stench Damage: +10, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
7639	olive wholesome oil shell	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
7640	prompt toasty turtle shell	0		Hot Damage: +5, Item Drop: +5, Adventures: +3, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
7641	shocked shell	0		Class: "Turtle Tamer", Damage Aura: 1
7642	ingot turtle	0		
7643	tumbling duty umbrella	0		Water Level: -2
7644	pool skimmer	0		
7645	bouncing life preserver	0		
7646	twirling lightning milk	0		
7647	skewed aquaconda brain	0		
7648	thunder thigh	0		
7649	altered flattened gourmet gourami oil	0		Effect: "The Smeezingtons", Effect Duration: 14
7650	pickled catfish whiskers	0		Effect: "Thunderspell", Effect Duration: 23
7651	bouncing upside-down freshwater fishbone	0		
7652	fishbone catcher's mitt	0		
7653	fishbone kneepads	0		Initiative: +60, Single Equip
7654	fishbone corset	0		
7655	fishbone fins	0		Single Equip
7656	fishbone facemask	0		Monster Level: -30
7657	wobbly fishbone belt	0		Critical Hit Percent: +25, Weapon Damage: +25, Single Equip
7658	fishbone bracers	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Single Equip
7659	huge spinning sage neoprene skullcap	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 16"
7660	warmed goblin water	0		Effect: "Human-Slime Hybrid", Effect Duration: 26
7661	spinning dumb mud	0		
7662	toothsome Sogg-Os	3	awesome	
7663	wobbly foul-smelling scorching Lord Soggyraven's Slippers of horror	0		Hot Damage: +25, Stench Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
7664	electrified adjusted Ancient Protector Soda	0		Effect: "Aspect of the Twinklefairy", Effect Duration: 15
7665	electrified ionized moist narrow blue liquid ice	0		Effect: "Soles of Glass", Effect Duration: 52
7666	hand-crafted weak Wet Russian	2	super EPIC	
7667	flavorless snack-sized filet of The Fish	2	decent	
7668	Thwaitgold spider statuette	0		
7669	perfumed rosewater-soaked lard-coated thunder down underwear	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: 8, Lasts Until Rollover
7670	censurious extremely unsafe Sinatra's famous raincoat	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Lasts Until Rollover
7671	dangerous dance instructor's lightning rod of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Weapon Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover
7672	jittery cool law-abiding citizen cane	0		Moxie: +5, Single Equip
7673	mediocre enchanted legitimate business on the beach	3	decent	Effect: "Alchemical, Brother", Effect Duration: 5
7674	blinking ghostly clever hep waders	0		Maximum MP: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xVolley, cap 12"
7675	flavorless jive turkey leg	3	decent	
7676	lard-coated birdbone corset	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
7677	activated candy cigarette	0		Effect: "Spiro Gyro", Effect Duration: 51
7678	spinning brainy 4-dimensional fez	0		Mysticality: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep, cap 12"
7679	throwing candy	0		
7680	twirling dance instructor's super-absorbent tarp	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10
7681	bad ghostly unquiet spirits	4	decent	
7682	executive banjo kazoo mount	0		Meat Drop: +40, Single Equip
7683	polarized fuchsia grass	0		Effect: "Cybernetic Muscles", Effect Duration: 66
7684	narrow greasy Time Lord Participation Mug	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
7685	Lo Pan's Time Bandit Time Towel of the glutton	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Food Drop: +100
7686	scorching dog trainer's Caveman Dan's favorite rock of the brazier	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Hot Damage: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
7687	aerosolized green pulsating dog ointment	0		Effect: "Moon'd", Effect Duration: 32
7688	olive hardy forbidden gumshoes	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Maximum HP: +50, Single Equip
7689	energetic arcane researcher's flapper floppers	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Single Equip
7690	mirror educational sneakeasies of the scaredy-cat	0		Experience: +1, Monster Level: -15, Single Equip
7691	zippy Rosewater's plastic nunchaku	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2014-08"
7692	knitted beefcake's hand whip of terror	0		Muscle: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2014-08"
7693	clever studded Newton's glow-in-the-dark necklace	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Damage Absorption: +80, Maximum MP: +20, Last Available: "2014-08"
7694	Groll doll	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-08", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.6
7695	dog trainer's healthy cool cap gun	0		Moxie: +5, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Experience (familiar): +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang!", Last Available: "2014-08"
7696	dance instructor's cassette player of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-08"
7697	cyan chewable paper	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-08"
7698	squat rubber spider	0		Last Available: "2014-08"
7699	jittery lime green &quot;KICK ME&quot; sign	0		Last Available: "2014-08"
7700	activated squat confiscated comic book	0		Effect: "On the Shoulders of Giants", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2014-08"
7701	moist denatured confiscated cell phone	0		Effect: "Frog In Your Throat", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2014-08"
7702	cold-filtered lime green confiscated love note	0		Effect: "Jawin'", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2014-08"
7703	ghostly LCD game: Food Eater	0		Last Available: "2014-08"
7704	LCD game: Garbage River	0		Last Available: "2014-08"
7705	LCD game: Burger Belt	0		Last Available: "2014-08"
7706	The Confiscator's Grimoire	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-08", Skill: "Summon Confiscated Things"
7707	oxidized squat rubber nubbin	0		Effect: "Expert Vacationer", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2014-08"
7708	rock-hard quilted rubber cape	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Damage Reduction: 5, Last Available: "2014-08"
7709	Jeselnik's flame-wreathed lion tamer's smooth Thor's Pliers	0		Moxie: +15, Experience (familiar): +2, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Damage: +25, Attacks Can't Miss, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ply Reality", Last Available: "2014-09", Softcore Only: [1-path(Heavy Rains)]
7710	alkaline twirling candy UFOs	0		Effect: "Stemonitis Storm", Effect Duration: 34
7711	lime green family-friendly experienced water wings for babies	0		Experience: +2, Sleaze Resistance: +1
7712	maroon huge beautiful rainbow	0		Last Available: "2014-11", Skill: "Belch The Rainbow"
7713	spoiled immense Strix stix	6	crappy	
7714	frosty personal trainer's cool vampire pellet	0		Moxie: +5, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Cold Spell Damage: +10
7715	delicious extra-dry enchanted non-aged vinegar	5	awesome	Effect: "Cat-Alyzed", Effect Duration: 15
7716	unsanitized scalpel of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15
7717	clever gladiator tunica	0		Maximum MP: +20
7718	mirror crafty Roman sadnals	0		Maximum MP: +10, Single Equip
7719	mansplainer's madius	0		Monster Level: +15
7720	radiator heater shield of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3
7721	magnetized skewed salt wages	0		Effect: "Burning Hands", Effect Duration: 40
7722	teal Herculean centurion helmet	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, atk, cap 25"
7723	Chroner cross	0		
7724	squat pteruges of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, atk, cap 25"
7725	nitrogenated Bruno's blessing of Mars	0		Effect: "Inscrutable exoskeleton", Effect Duration: 14
7726	denatured Dennis's blessing of Minerva	0		Effect: "Simulation Stimulation", Effect Duration: 28
7727	dry oxidized Burt's blessing of Bacchus	0		Effect: "Petit Force", Effect Duration: 40
7728	super-Vulcanized corrupted Freddie's blessing of Mercury	0		Effect: "Got Your Boots On", Effect Duration: 17
7729	mirror Chroner trigger	0		
7730	Xi Receiver Unit	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7731	transmission from planet Xi	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7732	ghostly Black Bart's Booty	0		Skill: "Pirate Bellow"
7733	Xiblaxian circuitry	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7734	Xiblaxian polymer	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7735	Xiblaxian alloy	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7736	skewed Xiblaxian crystal	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7737	blinking Xiblaxian holo-wrist-puter simcode	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7738	Xiblaxian cache locator simcode	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7739	Xiblaxian holo-training simcode	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7740	Xiblaxian direct marketing simcode	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7741	ghostly Xiblaxian holo-buddy simcode	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7742	Xiblaxian encrypted political prisoner	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7743	Xiblaxian holo-schematic: stealth cowl	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7744	Xiblaxian holo-schematic: stealth trousers	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7745	Xiblaxian holo-schematic: stealth vest	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7746	Xiblaxian holo-schematic: ultraburrito	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7747	shaking Xiblaxian holo-schematic: space whiskey	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7748	Xiblaxian holo-schematic: residence cube	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7749	pulsating Xiblaxian holo-schematic: xeno-goggles	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7750	Xiblaxian 5D printer	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7751	Xiblaxian holo-bowtie	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2014-09"
7752	cyan grievous Xiblaxian xeno-detection goggles	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-09"
7753	Jeselnik's smartaleck's Xiblaxian stealth cowl	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Sleaze Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2014-09"
7754	sizzling supercharged Xiblaxian stealth trousers	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Hot Damage: +10, Last Available: "2014-09"
7755	perfumed smelly Xiblaxian stealth vest	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2014-09"
7756	moldy blurry Xiblaxian ultraburrito	3	crappy	Last Available: "2014-09"
7757	tolerable weak Xiblaxian space-whiskey	2	good	Last Available: "2014-09"
7758	Xiblaxian residence-cube	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7759	anodized corrupted olive They liver	0		Effect: "Pill Power", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2014-09"
7760	small spoiled bouncing upside-down They liver popsicle	2	crappy	Last Available: "2014-09"
7761	holo-tank	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7762	spinning holo-bomber	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7763	yellow holo-platoon	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7764	altered pulsating residual zeal	1		Last Available: "2014-09"
7765	jittery nasty Xiblaxian holo-wrist-puter	0		Stench Damage: +5, Drops Items, Last Available: "2014-09"
7766	Lo Pan's rock-hard boxer's defective Golden Mr. Accessory	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Damage Reduction: 5, Spell Critical Percent: +30
7767	blurry airplane charter: Conspiracy Island	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-10"
7768	one-day ticket to Conspiracy Island	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7769	Coinspiracy	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7770	Sherlock's foul-smelling cool Personal Ventilation Unit	0		Moxie: +5, Stench Damage: +10, Item Drop: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-10"
7771	non-tarnished the most dangerous bait	0		Effect: "Heart of Pink", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2014-10"
7772	bland &quot;meat&quot; stick	4	decent	Last Available: "2014-10"
7773	powdered skewed fuchsia transdermal smoke patch	1	EPIC	Effect: "Superheroic", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2014-10"
7774	specialty ammo bandolier	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7775	purple smelly sizzling energetic pair of plants	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Hot Damage: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2014-10"
7776	dog trainer's padded razor-sharp Sasq&trade; watch	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Damage Absorption: +20, Experience (familiar): +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-10", Nonstackable Watch, Rollover Effect Duration: 30
7777	prompt gravedigger's smoker's cloak of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Spooky Damage: +10, Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2014-10"
7778	ghostly sizzling quilted camouflage T-shirt of the pedagogue of the sweet-tooth	0		Experience: +3, Damage Absorption: +40, Hot Damage: +10, Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2014-10"
7779	magnetized concentrated experimental serum G-9	0		Effect: "Adrenaline Rush", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2014-10"
7780	up-at-dawn nasty heavy-duty clipboard of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Damage: +5, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2014-10"
7781	green Usain Bolt's inspector's lard-coated brainy battery-powered drill	0		Mysticality: +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: +15, Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2014-10"
7782	fancy normal super-sized lime green pulsating limp broccoli	5	good	Effect: "It's Soporiffic!", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2014-10"
7783	blinking chaotic hat of bravery of the detective	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Spooky Resistance: +5, Item Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "2xFairy, 0.5xPotato, cap 31", Last Available: "2014-10"
7784	deionized extra-denatured boiled monkey barf	0		Effect: "Wet and Greedy", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2014-10"
7785	boiled candy	0		Effect: "Jerky, Boy", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2014-10"
7786	lard-coated jangly bracelet of Tarzan of mayonnaise	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Sleaze Spell Damage: 75, Last Available: "2014-10"
7787	knitted cuddly teddy bear	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Overload Teddy Bear", Last Available: "2014-10"
7788	spinning bouncing ice-cold Cloaca Zero	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7789	gray mansplainer's supercharged first-aid pouch	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Monster Level: +15, Last Available: "2014-10"
7790	khaki duffel bag	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7791	concentrated anodized maroon airborne mutagen	0		Effect: "Aspect of the GravyPlum Fairy", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2014-10"
7792	SHAWARMA Initiative Keycard	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7793	bottle-opener keycard	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7794	Armory keycard	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7795	tasty big initiative shawarma	5	awesome	Last Available: "2014-10"
7796	moldy warm war shawarma	3	crappy	Last Available: "2014-10"
7797	super-sized flavorless karma shawarma	5	decent	Last Available: "2014-10"
7798	mediocre Jungle Juice	3	decent	Last Available: "2014-10"
7799	acceptable spinning Amnesiac Ale	3	good	Last Available: "2014-10"
7800	fancy smooth Highest Bitter	3	awesome	Effect: "Slightly Mutated", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2014-10"
7801	careful sharpshooter's mercenary pistol	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Monster Level: -10, Last Available: "2014-10"
7802	brawny slick mercenary rifle	0		Moxie: +10, Muscle Percent: +20, Last Available: "2014-10"
7803	Merc Core Field Manual: Sanity Maintenance	0		Skill: "Hypersane", Last Available: "2014-10"
7804	pulsating Merc Core Field Manual: Intimidation Techniques	0		Skill: "Intimidating Mien", Last Available: "2014-10"
7805	Merc Core challenge coin	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7806	Merc Core deployment orders	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7807	TI-9000 calculator	0		
7808	jittery unused soap	0		
7809	twirling impure gasoline	0		
7810	Z-Bone steak	0		
7811	olive viral DNA	0		
7812	tarnished bottlecap	0		
7813	moldy blinking seared dino steak	4	crappy	
7814	acceptable bottle of drinkin' gas	4	good	
7815	handful of napalm	0		
7816	dove DNA	0		
7817	gelatinous meat mass	0		
7818	99.44% pure math	0		
7819	squat simple AI	0		
7820	corrupted bird DNA	0		
7821	sentient meat mass	0		
7822	pulsating zombie dinosaur egg	0		
7823	mirror twirling french-fry grabber	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7824	prompt deadly sage iShield	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Weapon Damage: +5, Adventures: +3
7825	greasy scorching Herculean earbuds	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Hot Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
7826	blue quilted Samson's strapping iFlail	0		Muscle: +5, Experience (Muscle): +5, Damage Absorption: +40
7827	flavorless jumbo spinning unidentifiable dried fruit	5	decent	
7828	lousy high-proof flat cider	8	decent	
7829	wool hale trench lighter of the scaredy-cat	0		Maximum HP: +20, Monster Level: -15, Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2014-10"
7830	nitrogenated experimental serum P-00	0		Effect: "Super-Mega-Ultra-Hyper-Charged", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2014-10"
7831	tumbling military-grade fingernail clippers	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7832	encrypted micro-cassette recorder	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7833	gore bucket	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7834	pack of smokes	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7835	ESP suppression collar	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7836	skewed GPS-tracking wristwatch	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7837	Project T. L. B.	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7838	blurry Agent Mauve	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7839	special clip: tracers	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7840	special clip: wailers	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7841	blurry special clip: squelchers	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7842	special clip: splatterers	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7843	twirling special clip: boneburners	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7844	special clip: graveburpers	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7845	triple-polarized oxidized aerosolized perl necklace	0		Effect: "Dreadful Chill", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2014-12"
7846	moist triple-corrupted pressed blinking Fudge Fiber Armor Plating	0		Effect: "Well-Lubed", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2014-12"
7847	activated vacuum-sealed ruby on canes	0		Effect: "Filled with Magic", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2014-12"
7848	super-sized bland petit fortran	5	decent	Last Available: "2014-12"
7849	miniature fancy moldy shaking java cookie	2	crappy	Effect: "No Vertigo", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2014-12"
7850	yummy low-calorie cookie cookie	1	awesome	Last Available: "2014-12"
7851	plastic exo-suited miner of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2014-12"
7852	fireproof plastic semi-autonomous drill unit	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2014-12"
7853	shaking fuchsia plastic ambulatory robo-minecart of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2014-12"
7854	crafty plastic Crimbot	0		Maximum MP: +10, Last Available: "2014-12"
7855	tumbling slick plastic Crimbomega	0		Moxie: +10, Last Available: "2014-12"
7856	polarized alkaline spinning flask of mining oil	0		Effect: "Hardened Fabric", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2014-12"
7857	purple greasy radiation-resistant helmet	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 12", Last Available: "2014-12"
7858	Jeselnik's servo-assisted exo-pants	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xPotato, cap 12", Last Available: "2014-12"
7859	narrow friendly wholesome high-energy mining laser	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2014-12"
7860	peppermint tailings	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7861	fuchsia nugget of Crimbonium	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7862	cylindrical mold	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7863	twirling Crimbonium fuel rod	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7864	Petite Paintbrush	0		Adventures: +1
7865	tumbling Crimbot schematic: Gun Face	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7866	Crimbot schematic: Big Head	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7867	Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7868	bouncing Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7869	yellow Crimbot schematic: Crab Core	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7870	lime green Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7871	Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7872	huge Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7873	maroon Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7874	teal Crimbot schematic: Refrigerator Chassis	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7875	Crimbot schematic: Bug Zapper	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7876	Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7877	wobbly Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7878	Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7879	gray Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7880	Crimbot schematic: Swiss Arm	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7881	Crimbot schematic: Data Analyzer	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7882	Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7883	upside-down lime green Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7884	Crimbot schematic: Camera Claw	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7885	Crimbot schematic: Power Arm	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7886	blue Crimbot schematic: Wrecking Ball	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7887	maroon Crimbot schematic: Ribbon Manipulator	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7888	upside-down Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7889	Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7890	green Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7891	Crimbot schematic: Snow Blower	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7892	Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7893	ghostly Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7894	mirror Crimbot schematic: Lamp Filler	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7895	Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7896	olive Crimbot schematic: Tripod Legs	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7897	ghostly tumbling Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7898	Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7899	Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7900	Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7901	bouncing Crimbot schematic: Hoverjack	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7902	Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7903	narrow squat Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7904	Crimbot schematic: Rocket Skirt	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7905	recovered elf magazine	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7906	mirror teal skewed recovered elf toothbrush	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7907	wobbly recovered elf sleeping pills	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7908	ghostly recovered elf underpants	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7909	fuchsia recovered elf wallet	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7910	recovered elf pocketwatch	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7911	recovered elf photo album	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7912	blinking recovered elf smartphone	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7913	Sherlock's Size XI Wizard's Robe of the wise owl of the scaredy-cat	0		Mysticality: +20, Monster Level: -15, Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2014-09"
7914	improved mirror pulsating mirror Bit O' Quail Spleen	0		Effect: "Barbecue Saucy", Effect Duration: 56
7915	tarnished blinking Take Eleven Bar	0		Effect: "Tiki Temerity", Effect Duration: 43
7916	mimeplasm	0		
7917	warmed olive blurry BOOterfinger	0		Effect: "Crusty Head", Effect Duration: 40
7918	wet flattened Moonds	0		Effect: "Space Cowboy", Effect Duration: 32
7919	alkaline Big Punk	0		Effect: "Wise Spirit", Effect Duration: 48
7920	blinking huge fist turkey outline	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-11"
7921	jittery turkey knuckles	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Last Available: "2014-11"
7922	artisanal fortified skewed shaking Friendly Turkey	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-11"
7923	artisanal watered-down Agitated Turkey	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-11"
7924	hand-crafted weak Ambitious Turkey	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-11"
7925	adequate special super-sized maroon skewed neutron lollipop	5	good	Effect: "Go-Gone", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2014-12"
7926	special lousy gamma nog	3	decent	Effect: "Unusual Fashion Sense", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2014-12"
7934	sneaky wrapping paper	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7935	narrow Thwaitgold nit statuette	0		
7936	picky tweezers	0		Last Available: "2015-02"
7937	Crimbo Credit	0		
7938	diluted single atom	1	decent	Last Available: "2015-02"
7939	Time Cape	0		Last Available: "2014-11"
7940	Time Cloak	0		Last Available: "2014-11"
7941	sleeve deuce	0		
7942	pocket ace	0		
7943	nastygeist	0		
7944	tooth	0		
7945	shaking table	0		
7946	reassuring clever outlaw bandana of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Maximum MP: +20, Spooky Resistance: +1
7947	artisanal bouncing whiskey in a broken glass	4	EPIC	
7948	weak bad shot of mescal	2	decent	
7949	aged glass of herbal tequila	3	awesome	
7950	blinking minin' dynamite	0		
7951	hardened beefy plaid cowboy hat	0		Muscle: +10, Damage Reduction: 3, Familiar Effect: "2xLep, 1xBarrr, cap 25"
7952	green pulsating lasso	0		
7953	scandalous Fonzie's rusted-out shootin' iron of the early riser	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Sleaze Damage: +5, Adventures: +7
7954	pulsating yellow rattler rattle	0		
7955	bag of money	0		
7956	ghostly Crimbo sapling	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-12"
7957	even more tinsel	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7958	box of Crimbo decorations	0		
7959	letter to Ed the Undying	0		
7960	copy of a jerk adventurer's father's diary	0		
7961	gray bouncing zippy frosty Oprah's experienced Staff of Ed	0		Experience: +2, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Initiative: +20
7962	Eye of Ed	0		
7963	amulet	0		
7964	Temple Grandin's Staff of Fats	0		Familiar Weight: +7
7965	Holy MacGuffin	0		
7966	Ka coin	0		
7967	Jeselnik's World's Best Adventurer sash	0		Sleaze Damage: +25
7968	yellow squat topiary nugglet	0		
7969	beehive	0		
7970	pulsating boning knife	0		
7971	Aggressive Carrot	0		Free Pull
7972	boiled skewed mummified fig	1	decent	
7973	boiled mummified loaf of bread	1	crappy	Effect: "Always be Collecting", Effect Duration: 25
7974	vaporized mummified beef haunch	1	awesome	
7975	linen bandages	0		
7976	cotton bandages	0		
7977	silk bandages	0		
7978	holy spring water	0		
7979	squat spirit beer	0		
7980	sacramental wine	0		
7981	talisman of Thoth	0		
7982	cure-all	0		
7983	olive chaotic Herculean Sister Accessory	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Softcore Only
7984	vacuum-sealed non-improved tumbling Boosty Juice	0		Effect: "Antarctic Memories", Effect Duration: 18
7985	mirror therapeutic parachute of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2015-12"
7986	chilly weightlifter's pad	0		Muscle: +15, Cold Damage: +5, Last Available: "2015-12"
7987	manspreader's brainy peeler	0		Mysticality: +5, Monster Level: +10, Last Available: "2015-12"
7988	Lo Pan's Tesla pettipants	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2015-12"
7989	Temple Grandin's supercharged panama hat	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Familiar Weight: +7, Last Available: "2015-12"
7990	tumbling huge beefy pulsera of the cheetah	0		Muscle: +10, Initiative: +60, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-12"
7991	wicked police baton of the cheetah	0		Spell Damage: +5, Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2015-12"
7992	foul-smelling sharpshooter's forbidden stylish plus-fours of the ox of extreme caution	0		Muscle: +20, Moxie: +25, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Monster Level: -25, Stench Damage: +10, Last Available: "2015-12"
7993	rosy-cheeked Samson's porkpie	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2015-12"
7994	huge supercharged healthy pepper mill	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2015-12"
7995	yellow knitted pelerine of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Cold Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2015-12"
7996	gray Da Vinci's phantom mask of horror	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-12"
7997	dried blinking polyesterene powder	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
7998	boiled shaking powder	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
7999	diffused choco-Crimbot	0		Effect: "Chari Tea", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2014-12"
8000	colloidal tumbling smart watch	0		Effect: "Pasta Oneness", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2014-12"
8001	diffused ionized jittery augmented-reality shades	0		Effect: "Red-Shirted Escort", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2014-12"
8002	toy Crimbot mega face of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Crimbot Outfit Power: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "LIGHT", Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cap 12", Last Available: "2014-12"
8003	pulsating clever toy Crimbot power glove	0		Maximum MP: +20, Crimbot Outfit Power: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "ZAP", Last Available: "2014-12"
8004	twirling razor-sharp toy Crimbot super fist	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Crimbot Outfit Power: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "POW", Last Available: "2014-12"
8005	shaking Da Vinci's toy Crimbot rocket legs	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Crimbot Outfit Power: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BURN", Last Available: "2014-12"
8006	pickled diffused jittery Crimbot battery	0		Effect: "In the Saucestream", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2014-12"
8007	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping	0		Skill: "Rapid Prototyping", Last Available: "2014-12"
8008	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision	0		Skill: "Mathematical Precision", Last Available: "2014-12"
8009	Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency	0		Skill: "Ruthless Efficiency", Last Available: "2014-12"
8010	wobbly purple Mini-Crimbot crate	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
8011	heavy-duty Crimbot aerial	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2014-12"
8012	resourceful deadly Crimbomega drive chain of the sweet-tooth	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Maximum MP: +50, Candy Drop: +100, Crimbot Outfit Power: +1, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "LUBE", Last Available: "2014-12"
8013	skewed Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty)	0		Skill: "Rapid Prototyping", Last Available: "2014-12"
8014	mirror Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty)	0		Skill: "Mathematical Precision", Last Available: "2014-12"
8015	huge Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty)	0		Skill: "Ruthless Efficiency", Last Available: "2014-12"
8016	colloidal bouncing upside-down fitness wristband	0		Effect: "White Blooded", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2014-12"
8017	electrified ionized jittery flask of tainted mining oil	0		Effect: "Boon of the War Snapper", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2014-12"
8018	triple-unsweetened aerosolized Vulcanized shaking and rain stick	0		Effect: "Jerky, Boy", Effect Duration: 32
8019	Chateau Mantegna room key	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-01"
8020	spoiled enchanted ghostly Choco-Mint patty	3	crappy	Effect: "Ruby-ous", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2015-01"
8021	distilled mediocre hot mint schnocolate	5	decent	Last Available: "2015-01"
8022	powdered lime green homeopathic mint tea	1	decent	Last Available: "2015-01"
8023	muscle stimulator	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8024	wobbly foreign language tapes	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8025	bowl of potpourri	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8026	maroon wobbly ghostly ceiling fan	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8027	green antler chandelier	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8028	artificial skylight	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8029	Swiss piggy bank	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8030	ghostly continental juice bar	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8031	stationery set	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8032	calligraphy pen	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-01"
8033	alpine watercolor set	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8034	medical-grade Herculean tope&eacute;	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, cap 12"
8035	Sherlock's energetic topiary tights	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Item Drop: +25
8036	huge Jack Frost's topiary necktie	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50
8037	delicious gray bowl of topioca	3	awesome	
8038	mirror topiary skunk	0		
8039	topiary noseplugs	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8040	trusty whip	0		
8041	crumbling skull	0		
8042	huge rock	0		
8043	jittery narrow smelly pot	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10
8044	spelunking fedora of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20
8045	censurious sturdy machete	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3
8046	teal ghostly shotgun of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30
8047	wobbly blue nippy boomerang	0		Cold Damage: +10
8049	shaking slick mining helmet	0		Moxie: +10
8050	fuchsia X-ray goggles of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Luck: +5
8051	medical-grade cape	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
8052	jetpack of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3
8053	spring boots	0		
8054	upside-down spiked boots	0		
8055	huge Tesla pickaxe	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
8056	torch	0		
8057	avaricious fireproof [spelunking test kit]	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Meat Drop: +30
8058	savvy plasma rifle	0		Mysticality Percent: +20
8059	blue Bananubis's Staff	0		Luck: -6
8060	ghostly quilted stylish The Joke Book of the Dead	0		Moxie: +25, Damage Absorption: +40, Luck: -6
8061	The Clown Crown	0		Luck: -6
8062	coffee cup	0		Luck: -2
8063	Tales of Spelunking	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8064	jittery monkey statuette	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-12"
8065	twirling banana	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8066	twisted squat	1	awesome	Effect: "Resilient Spirit", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2015-12"
8067	nuggets	0		
8068	Professor of Spelunkology	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-12"
8069	Stembridge sidearm	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8070	warehouse map page	0		
8071	warehouse inventory page	0		
8072	squat upside-down janitor sponge	0		
8073	tumbling Spelunker of Fortune	0		Skill: "Speluck", Last Available: "2015-12"
8074	Jack Frost's extremely unsafe thinker's Spelunker's fedora	0		Mysticality: +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2015-12"
8075	supercharged Rosewater's Spelunker's whip of Leguizamo	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Monster Level: +20, Last Available: "2015-12"
8076	spinning squat scorching sharpshooter's healthy Spelunker's khakis	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Hot Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2015-12"
8077	shaking Spelunker's Guild prize sack	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8084	LOLmec statuette	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8085	Spelunker of Fortune (used)	0		Skill: "Speluck"
8086	blurry pulsating still-beating spleen	0		
8087	Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette	0		
8088	bouncing jewel	0		
8089	ghostly headless sparrow	0		
8090	blinking cyan mangled squirrel	0		
8091	shaking rat carcass	0		
8092	blinking therapeutic wicker kickers of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
8093	blinking mirror nippy wicker slicker of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Cold Damage: +10, Last Available: "2016-12"
8094	beefy wicker knickers of temperance	0		Muscle: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2016-12"
8095	lion tamer's sage wicker ticker	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Experience (familiar): +2, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
8096	wobbly lard-coated mansplainer's wicker sticker	0		Monster Level: +15, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2016-12"
8097	tumbling green lion tamer's wicker clicker of bravery	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2016-12"
8098	dehydrated lime green upside-down wickerbits	1		Last Available: "2016-12"
8099	chaotic beefcake's belt	0		Muscle: +25, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
8100	Oprah's badge of the scaredy-cat	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Monster Level: -15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
8101	auspicious chaotic bowl	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2016-12"
8102	yellow brooch of the pedagogue of the bloodbag	0		Experience: +3, Maximum HP: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
8103	gravedigger's MacGyver's breeches	0		Maximum MP: +100, Spooky Damage: +10, Last Available: "2016-12"
8104	Socratic backpack of the cheetah	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2016-12"
8105	mixed green bits	1		Effect: "Wreathed in Smoke", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2016-12"
8106	deadly anvil of doom	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
8107	jittery dog trainer's akubra of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Experience (familiar): +1, Last Available: "2017-12"
8108	supercool brainy apron	0		Mysticality: +5, Moxie Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
8109	lightning-fast ruddy ascot	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Initiative: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
8110	jittery cool attache case of doom	0		Moxie: +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Drops Items, Last Available: "2017-12"
8111	skewed hale slick accordion	0		Moxie: +10, Maximum HP: +20, Song Duration: 10, Last Available: "2017-12"
8112	denatured shaking aerosolized	1		Last Available: "2017-12"
8113	razor-sharp wig of the early riser	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2017-12"
8114	nippy winch crank of the brazier	0		Cold Damage: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
8115	censurious widget of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
8116	fuchsia dog trainer's electrified whisk	0		Experience (familiar): +1, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2017-12"
8117	asbestos-lined walker of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Hot Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
8118	scandalous Annie Oakley's waders	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Sleaze Damage: +5, Last Available: "2017-12"
8119	denatured ghostly flakes	1		Effect: "The Magic of LOV", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2017-12"
8120	tumbling Sherlock's beefy gaiters	0		Muscle: +10, Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2018-12"
8121	double-paned Sinatra's garland	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Cold Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-12"
8122	supercool gunnysack of the boozehound	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2018-12"
8123	knitted foul-smelling garibaldi	0		Stench Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2018-12"
8124	blurry dog trainer's savvy girdle	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Experience (familiar): +1, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Disco Pudge", Last Available: "2018-12"
8125	narrow flame-wreathed Fonzie's gloves	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-12"
8126	twisted jittery smithereens	1		Effect: "Steroid Boost", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2018-12"
8127	wicked deadly fiberglass fetish	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Spell Damage: +5, Last Available: "2018-12"
8128	frosty Socratic fiberglass foil	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2018-12"
8129	nasty arcane researcher's fiberglass fannypack	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Stench Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-12"
8130	avaricious quilted fiberglass frock	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2018-12"
8131	bouncing reassuring chaotic fiberglass fingerguard	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Spooky Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-12"
8132	greasy educational fiberglass fedora	0		Experience: +1, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2018-12"
8133	mixed huge fiberglass fibers	1		Last Available: "2018-12"
8134	bottle of lovebug pheromones	0		Free Pull
8135	red winged yeti fur	0		
8136	blurry twirling talisman of Renenutet	0		
8138	tumbling MacGyver's rubber spatula	0		Maximum MP: +100
8139	mirror forbidden spoon	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50
8140	squat Da Vinci's crystalline reamer	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5
8141	chaotic macroplane grater	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10
8142	Newton's bastard baster	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3
8143	obsidian nutcracker of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100
8144	talisman of Seshat	0		Free Pull
8145	spinning crafty glass eye of extreme caution	0		Maximum MP: +10, Monster Level: -25, Single Equip
8146	non-polymerized invisible potion	0		Effect: "Celestial Body", Effect Duration: 18
8147	time shuriken	0		
8148	lime green greasy supercharged ninjammies of Flo-Jo	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Initiative: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk, 0.5xPotato, cap 25", Rollover Effect Duration: 50
8149	adjusted jittery Glo-Pop	0		Effect: "Healthy Green Glow", Effect Duration: 59
8150	electrified activated sugar sphere	0		Effect: "Berry Critical", Effect Duration: 33
8151	double-tarnished olive Shrubble Bubble	0		Effect: "Heightened Senses", Effect Duration: 54
8152	ionized pressed shaking green polyeaster egg	0		Effect: "Tingly Biceps", Effect Duration: 28
8153	non-corrupted polarized candy dish	0		Effect: "Spiritually Awake", Effect Duration: 48
8154	aerosolized Spechunky bar	0		Effect: "Inner Dog", Effect Duration: 40
8155	pressed polymerized squat squat talisman of Horus	0		Effect: "Flimsy Shield of the Pastalord", Effect Duration: 23
8156	check to the Meatsmith	0		
8157	blurry Skeleton Store office key	0		
8158	bone with a price tag on it	0		
8159	gray half of a tooth	0		
8160	vacuum-sealed activated mouse skull	0		Effect: "Puzzle Fury", Effect Duration: 54
8161	triple-nitrogenated jittery really thick spine	0		Effect: "Alacri Tea", Effect Duration: 16
8162	hale skullcap of the empath	0		Maximum HP: +20, Familiar Weight: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley,cap 5"
8163	cyan Usain Bolt's studded three-legged pants	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Initiative: +80, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cap 25"
8164	dog trainer's wholesome remaindered axe	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Experience (familiar): +1
8165	blurry low-budget shield	0		
8166	hale smartaleck's cr&ecirc;epy mask	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Maximum HP: +20, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, cap 5"
8167	normal enchanted huge blinking baguette	3	good	Effect: "Standard Cheer", Effect Duration: 25
8168	glob of icing	0		
8169	polymerized Vulcanized shaking ginger snaps	0		Effect: "Rave Nirvana", Effect Duration: 66
8170	frozen electrified mostly-broken sunglasses	0		Effect: "Wolf's Bane", Effect Duration: 46
8171	bad weak unflavored wine cooler	2	decent	
8172	green carton of snake milk	1	good	
8173	quilted sewer snake	0		Damage Absorption: +40
8174	normal super-sized huge pigeon egg	5	good	
8175	squat gravedigger's jaunty feather of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Spooky Damage: +10
8176	weak perfectly mixed premium malt liquor	2	EPIC	
8177	stanky savvy brown paper pants	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +25
8178	narrow Lo Pan's brown paper bag mask of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Spell Critical Percent: +30
8179	banded ring of telling skeletons what to do	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Tell a Skeleton What To Do", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Tell This Skeleton What To Do"
8180	squat breadwand of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
8181	healthy loafers	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Single Equip
8182	Map to Kokomo	0		Free Pull, Skill: "Summon Kokomo Resort Pass"
8183	ghostly skewed flame-retardant bread basket	0		Hot Resistance: +1
8184	ghostly Ed the Undying exhibit crate	0		
8185	rosewater-soaked groovy The Crown of Ed the Undying	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Stench Resistance: +3, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1.5xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2015-03", Softcore Only: [1-path(Actually Ed the Undying)]
8186	Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic	0		
8187	map to a hidden booze cache	0		
8188	lousy Cherrytastrophe wine cooler	4	decent	
8189	lousy squat Radberry Rip wine cooler	3	decent	
8190	tolerable weak Orangemageddon wine cooler	2	good	
8191	acceptable squat Breakfast Blast wine cooler	3	good	
8192	special acceptable Citrus Crush wine cooler	3	good	Effect: "Baconstoned", Effect Duration: 20
8193	normal plain bagel	3	good	
8194	spoiled small tumbling glob of cream cheese	2	crappy	
8195	bland squat upside-down loaf of soda bread	3	decent	
8196	spoiled acceptable bagel	4	crappy	
8197	toothsome miniature mirror standard-issue cupcake	2	awesome	
8198	flavorless red blurry ultra-deluxe cupcake	3	decent	
8199	hypnotic breadcrumbs	0		
8200	snack-sized bland tumbling popular tart	2	decent	
8201	no-handed pie	0		
8202	galvanized spinning Doc Galaktik's Vitality Serum	0		Effect: "Limber as Mortimer", Effect Duration: 66
8203	blinking shaking airplane charter: Dinseylandfill	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-04"
8204	skewed one-day ticket to Dinseylandfill	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8205	FunFunds&trade;	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8206	miser's wholesome expensive camera	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Meat Drop: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-04"
8207	red sunglasses	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-04"
8208	magnetized How to Avoid Scams	0		Effect: "Heightened Senses", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2015-04"
8209	skewed filthy child leash	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2015-04"
8210	maroon bag of gross foreign snacks	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8211	bag of park garbage	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8212	grogpagne	0		Last Available: "2021-07"
8213	bouncing frosty sinister rigging rope	0		Spell Damage: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2015-04"
8214	modified twirling nasty snuff	1	decent	Last Available: "2015-04"
8215	blue flame-retardant frosty sewage-clogged pistol	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Sewage Pistol", Last Available: "2015-04"
8216	pickled beard incense	0		Effect: "World's Shortest Giant", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2015-04"
8217	skewed stiffened Rosewater's perfume-soaked bandana	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Damage Reduction: 1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-04"
8218	toxic globule	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8219	decent maroon spinning toxo	3	good	Last Available: "2015-04"
8220	perfectly mixed Lemonade-235	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-04"
8221	Rosewater's strapping isotophat	0		Muscle: +5, Mysticality Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2015-04"
8222	stanky MacGyver's Three Mile Island shorts	0		Maximum MP: +100, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2015-04"
8223	inspector's toxic mop of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2015-04"
8224	teal twirling inert sludgepuppy	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8225	lead collar	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2015-04"
8226	pulsating olive jar of swamp honey	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8227	shaking zippy backwoods banjo of the sewer of temperance	0		Stench Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2015-04"
8228	tumbling grody jug	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8229	purple friendly Oprah's brainy ratskin pajama pants	0		Mysticality: +5, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2015-04", Rollover Effect Duration: 40
8230	wet turtle voicebox	0		Effect: "Grape Expectations", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2015-04"
8231	Annie Oakley's razor-sharp thinker's fake washboard	0		Mysticality: +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Last Available: "2015-04"
8232	sinister wizardly Dinsey's oculus	0		Mysticality: +25, Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-04"
8233	Dinsey's radar dish of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2015-04"
8234	reassuring Dinsey's pizza cutter of the businessman	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2015-04"
8235	jittery greedy Dinsey's brain of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2015-04"
8236	auspicious clever Dinsey's glove	0		Maximum MP: +20, Item Drop: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-04"
8237	family-friendly Dinsey's pants of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2015-04"
8238	jittery gray brain preservation fluid	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8239	bouncing blinking keycard &alpha;	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8240	keycard &beta;	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8241	keycard &gamma;	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8242	wobbly ghostly keycard &delta;	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8243	complimentary Dinsey refreshments	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8244	arcane researcher's lube-shoes	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Last Available: "2015-04"
8245	mirror trash net	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8246	mirror dog trainer's extremely unsafe deadly Dinsey mascot mask	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Experience (familiar): +1, Last Available: "2015-04"
8247	normal Dinsey food-cone	4	good	Last Available: "2015-04"
8248	mediocre Dinsey Whinskey	3	decent	Last Available: "2015-04"
8249	Vulcanized fuchsia ghostly Dinsey face paint	0		Effect: "Filled with Magic", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2015-04"
8250	yellow educational fannypack of the scaredy-cat	0		Experience: +1, Monster Level: -15, Last Available: "2015-04"
8251	squat fireproof Sinatra's Fonzie's educational stylish garbage sticker of the businessman	0		Moxie: +25, Experience: +1, Experience (Moxie): 6, Hot Resistance: +3, Meat Drop: +50, Drops Meat, Last Available: "2015-04"
8252	upside-down lion tamer's smartaleck's strapping hazmat helmet of Leguizamo of the sewer	0		Muscle: +5, Moxie Percent: +30, Monster Level: +20, Experience (familiar): +2, Stench Damage: +25, Last Available: "2015-04"
8253	narrow Scratch-and-Sniff Guide to Dinseylandfill	0		Skill: "Olfactory Burnout", Last Available: "2015-04"
8254	bouncing Trash, a Memoir	0		Skill: "Garbage Nova", Last Available: "2015-04"
8255	Dinsey Maintenance Manual	0		Skill: "Dinsey Operations Expert", Last Available: "2015-04"
8256	Dinsey tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8257	aerosolized corrupted pulsating nasty gum	0		Effect: "Turtle Power", Effect Duration: 23
8258	teal Wart Dinsey: An Afterlife	0		Skill: "Rotten Memories"
8259	blinking beefcake's The Lot's engagement ring	0		Muscle: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Propose To Your Opponent"
8260	maroon Mayo Clinic	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8261	twirling maroon Mayonex	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8262	Mayodiol	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8263	Mayostat	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8264	Mayozapine	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8265	Mayoflex	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8266	miser's sizzling sharpshooter's miracle whip of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Hot Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-05"
8267	Rosewater's sphygmayomanometer	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-05"
8268	tomayohawk-style reflex hammer	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-05"
8269	mayo lance	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-05"
8270	low-calorie rotten unappetizing mayolus	1	crappy	Last Available: "2015-05"
8271	gigantic decent wobbly uninteresting mayolus	9	good	Last Available: "2015-05"
8272	normal blinking acceptable mayolus	3	good	Last Available: "2015-05"
8273	normal massive enticing mayolus	7	good	Last Available: "2015-05"
8274	stale mouth-watering mayolus	4	decent	Last Available: "2015-05"
8275	newly-hatched mayonnaise wasp	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8276	squat mayo pump	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8277	Essence of Bear	0		Skill: "Bear Essence"
8278	acceptable shaking Afternoon Delight	3	good	Last Available: "2015-04"
8279	Kokomo Resort Chip	0		Last Available: "2025-08"
8280	tumbling Golden Kokomo Resort Chip	0		Last Available: "2025-08"
8281	concentrated adjusted Kokomo Resort Brand Suntan Oil	0		Effect: "Square to be Hip", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2025-08"
8282	Kokomo Resort Order Pad	0		Last Available: "2025-08"
8283	lime green spinning The Cocktail Shaker	0		Last Available: "2025-08"
8284	double-anodized Kokomo Resort Pass	0		Effect: "Fungal Fortification", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2025-08"
8285	blinking Mayo Minder&trade;	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8286	pressed Mayo de Mayo&trade; mayo	0		Effect: "Adrenaline Rush", Effect Duration: 42
8287	narrow puck	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-06"
8288	narrow kill screen	0		Random Monster Modifiers: +1, Last Available: "2015-06"
8289	twirling boxing gloves	0		Last Available: "2015-06"
8290	frosty dice ring	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
8291	wobbly up-at-dawn dice belt buckle	0		Adventures: +5, Single Equip
8292	brainy dice-print pajama pants	0		Mysticality: +5
8293	wobbly stiffened dice-shaped backpack	0		Damage Reduction: 1
8294	dice-print do-rag of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15
8295	Jeselnik's dice sunglasses	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Single Equip
8296	Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette	0		
8297	irradiated dice	0		Effect: "Broberry Brotality", Effect Duration: 50
8298	pixel	0		Last Available: "2015-06"
8299	pixel coin	0		Last Available: "2015-06"
8300	non-Vulcanized ionized gray power pill	0		Effect: "Strawberry Alarm", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2015-06"
8301	boiled wobbly pixel star	0		Effect: "Slimily Speedy", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2015-06"
8302	snack-sized spoiled pixel banana	2	crappy	Last Available: "2015-06"
8303	special distilled artisanal pixel beer	5	EPIC	Effect: "Elemental Flavor", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2015-06"
8304	skewed puck with a bow on it	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-06"
8305	narrow twirling lime green pumps	0		Last Available: "2015-06"
8306	ionized moist dry sludgesicle	0		Effect: "Frigid Weapon", Effect Duration: 36
8307	alkaline energized &Uuml;berraschthexengebr&auml;u	0		Effect: "Gyromitra Gymnastics", Effect Duration: 67
8308	improved piggy tattoo	0		Effect: "Stimulated Brain", Effect Duration: 33
8309	anodized nitrogenated baggie of regular-sized tardigrades	0		Effect: "Ancestral Disapproval", Effect Duration: 54
8310	vacuum-sealed lime green .epub file	0		Effect: "Dreadful Chill", Effect Duration: 18
8311	pickled modified wobbly jittery BUBBLE GUM	0		Effect: "Lemony Goodness", Effect Duration: 68
8312	non-cold-filtered hustler shades	0		Effect: "Big Ol' Glass of Rum", Effect Duration: 45
8313	concentrated tarnished jerky stick	0		Effect: "There Wolf", Effect Duration: 56
8314	moist aerosolized wobbly costume rental shop	0		Effect: "Oh Hamlet Hamlet Hamlet Hamlet", Effect Duration: 19
8315	triple-colloidal activated blurry muscle oil	0		Effect: "Cruisin' for a Bruisin'", Effect Duration: 69
8316	galvanized jittery bottle of Red-Out	0		Effect: "Army of One", Effect Duration: 32
8317	denatured modified pickpocket protector	0		Effect: "Hot Jellied", Effect Duration: 32
8318	wet sinister-looking cat	0		Effect: "Puddingface", Effect Duration: 61
8319	electrified ionized blurry jazzy cigarette holder	0		Effect: "Cold Hands", Effect Duration: 44
8320	ionized one glove	0		Effect: "Curiosity of Br'er Tarrypin", Effect Duration: 19
8321	altered chilled glove	0		Effect: "Brother Smothers's Blessing", Effect Duration: 20
8322	pressed double-ionized energized handful of fire	0		Effect: "Mighty Shout", Effect Duration: 56
8323	wet unsweetened extra-wet red Cracklin' Oat Bran	0		Effect: "Stinky Weapon", Effect Duration: 19
8324	double-magnetized irradiated disposable lighter	0		Effect: "Libra Rising", Effect Duration: 51
8325	flattened polarized jittery coal contact lenses	0		Effect: "Brother Smothers's Blessing", Effect Duration: 16
8326	pressed yellow conjured ice cream	0		Effect: "Held Closer", Effect Duration: 54
8327	vacuum-sealed Iceberglar scarf	0		Effect: "substats.enh", Effect Duration: 50
8328	activated icy hairspray	0		Effect: "Turtle Power", Effect Duration: 19
8329	magnetized quadruple-chilled skewed smellbook	0		Effect: "Kindly Resolve", Effect Duration: 55
8330	moist quadruple-pickled dry assassin's cheese knife	0		Effect: "Human-Slime Hybrid", Effect Duration: 59
8331	polarized pickled filthy armor	0		Effect: "Cool Spirit", Effect Duration: 52
8332	electrified cyan plague pie	0		Effect: "Extra-Wet", Effect Duration: 23
8333	energized nitrogenated batarang	0		Effect: "Mucilaginous Muscle", Effect Duration: 43
8334	non-oxidized huge spare neck bolts	0		Effect: "Disco Inferno", Effect Duration: 35
8335	electrified extra-polymerized twirling grease trap	0		Effect: "Dreadful Heat", Effect Duration: 55
8336	Vulcanized shamanic ham	0		Effect: "Egg-cellent Vocabulary", Effect Duration: 20
8337	adjusted moist porkpocket	0		Effect: "Hella Smart", Effect Duration: 50
8338	non-colloidal bouncing Leonard's glasses	0		Effect: "Petit Force", Effect Duration: 11
8339	altered warehouse walkie-talkie	0		Effect: "Space Cowboy", Effect Duration: 18
8340	super-chilled janitor's mop	0		Effect: "Purpose", Effect Duration: 56
8341	diffused warehouse clerk's glasses	0		Effect: "Armored Innards", Effect Duration: 46
8342	wet wet twirling baloney rotgut	0		Effect: "Twinkly Weapon", Effect Duration: 36
8343	deionized carton of gaspers	0		Effect: "Buzzard Breath", Effect Duration: 30
8344	aerosolized bronze polish	0		Effect: "Drunk With Power", Effect Duration: 35
8345	enhanced altered ghostly crident	0		Effect: "Jackasses' Symphony of Destruction", Effect Duration: 13
8346	anodized pressed totally sweet mohawk helmet	0		Effect: "Hammered", Effect Duration: 65
8347	extra-oxidized aerosolized liquefied teal spray chrome	0		Effect: "Craft Tea", Effect Duration: 65
8348	liquefied mirror filthy monkey head	0		Effect: "Berry Elemental", Effect Duration: 52
8349	galvanized hand of cards	0		Effect: "'Roids of the Rhinoceros", Effect Duration: 39
8350	nitrogenated energized spinning maroon damp bar rag	0		Effect: "Whole Latte Love", Effect Duration: 49
8351	frozen lump of goofball ore	0		Effect: "Poker Faced", Effect Duration: 59
8352	improved oxidized skeleton beans	0		Effect: "Bananas!", Effect Duration: 18
8353	altered warmed grimy lab coat	0		Effect: "Mint-Condition Breath", Effect Duration: 58
8354	wet super-warmed denatured skewed nursery rhyme	0		Effect: "Adrenaline Rush", Effect Duration: 34
8355	colloidal cyan iron torso box	0		Effect: "Space Cadet", Effect Duration: 50
8356	polymerized wet tarnished mirror mercenary headband	0		Effect: "Singer's Faithful Ocelot", Effect Duration: 38
8357	ionized mirror radioactive spider venom	0		Effect: "PERL of Great Price", Effect Duration: 30
8358	enhanced flattened x-ray mirror	0		Effect: "Buff as a Baobab", Effect Duration: 41
8359	pickled concentrated quantum twirling wrestling mask	0		Effect: "Sinuses For Miles", Effect Duration: 69
8360	diffused vacuum-sealed hawkface potion	0		Effect: "Thunderheart", Effect Duration: 16
8361	oxidized irradiated child-sized dracula cloak	0		Effect: "Patched In", Effect Duration: 16
8362	quantum polarized devil-summoning hat	0		Effect: "Salty Mouth", Effect Duration: 13
8363	dry warmed ghostly shopkeeper beard	0		Effect: "Cat Class, Cat Style", Effect Duration: 69
8364	irradiated huge alien autoautopsy kit	0		Effect: "Holiday Bliss", Effect Duration: 20
8365	nitrogenated extra-denatured alkaline wobbly novelty fruit hat	0		Effect: "Dances with Tweedles", Effect Duration: 30
8366	triple-ionized warmed invisibility cream	0		Effect: "Ancestral Disapproval", Effect Duration: 49
8367	Vulcanized energized handful of stubble	0		Effect: "Human-Humanoid Hybrid", Effect Duration: 42
8368	tarnished garbage juice slurpee	0		Effect: "Simulation Stimulation", Effect Duration: 23
8369	dry mirror plunge-leg	0		Effect: "Bloody Bloody Bloody!", Effect Duration: 58
8370	boiled funky eyepatch	0		Effect: "Blessing of Pikachutlotal", Effect Duration: 68
8371	Vulcanized shaking lime green bucket of fish juice	0		Effect: "critical.enh", Effect Duration: 54
8372	chilled boiled ghostly flashy pirate dreadlocks	0		Effect: "Comprehensively Nourished", Effect Duration: 48
8373	double-concentrated colloidal blue captured boozles	0		Effect: "Sweet and Red", Effect Duration: 57
8374	ionized blinking drinks tray	0		Effect: "Old School Pompadour", Effect Duration: 26
8375	denatured extra-activated unsweetened tumbling eyebrow lifter	0		Effect: "Tenacity of the Snapper", Effect Duration: 23
8376	submarine	0		Last Available: "2015-06"
8377	spoiled pixel lemon	3	crappy	Last Available: "2015-06"
8378	enchanted watered-down drinkable pixel daiquiri	2	good	Effect: "Angry like the Wolf", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2015-06"
8379	ionized non-colloidal mirror power pill	0		Effect: "Super-Charged", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2015-06"
8380	oxidized polymerized blinking pixel potion	0		Effect: "Thicker, Sicker", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2015-06"
8381	Pack of Every Card	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-07"
8382	pulsating green Deck of Every Card	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8383	gray popular part	0		
8384	blurry bubblegum heart	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8385	spinning blurry cubic zirconia	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8386	valuable coin	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8387	purple mana	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8388	mana	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8389	mana	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8390	lime green mana	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8391	mana	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8392	gift card	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8393	yellow hermit factoid	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8394	The Emperor's dry cleaning	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8395	shaking yellow lard-coated The Emperor's new hat	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2015-07"
8396	wobbly red upside-down The Emperor's new shirt of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2015-07"
8397	sinister The Emperor's new pants	0		Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2015-07"
8398	lead pipe of Gandalf of the sewer	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Stench Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-07"
8399	wobbly energetic brainy rope	0		Mysticality: +5, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-07"
8400	pulsating MacGyver's strapping wrench	0		Muscle: +5, Maximum MP: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-07"
8401	greedy foul-smelling candlestick	0		Stench Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-07"
8402	upside-down vibrating ruddy knife	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-07"
8403	purple quilted dangerous revolver	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Damage Absorption: +40, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-07"
8404	1952 Mickey Mantle card	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8405	bouncing talking spade	0		Free Pull
8406	savory dry noodles	0		
8407	adequate pulsating spinning pestopiary	3	good	
8408	ionized diffused shaking ectoplasmic orbs	0		Effect: "Preemptive Medicine", Effect Duration: 21
8409	diet spoiled crudles	1	crappy	
8410	half-sized normal agnolotti arboli	2	good	
8411	moldy spaghetti with ghost balls	3	crappy	
8412	flavorless succulent marrow	3	decent	
8413	spoiled salacious crumbs	4	crappy	
8414	small normal skewed fusilli marrownarrow	2	good	
8415	bland huge suggestive strozzapreti	6	decent	
8416	upside-down Mountain Stream gastrique	0		
8417	moldy Mt. McLargeHuge oyster	3	crappy	
8418	oyster sauce	0		
8419	adequate linguini immondizia bianco	3	good	
8420	decent upside-down shaking shells a la shellfish	3	good	
8421	Jick's autograph	0		
8422	high-temperature mining drill	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8423	ghostly unsmoothed velvet	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8424	red 1,970 carat	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8425	New Age healing crystal	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8426	Volcoino	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8427	fizzing spore pod	0		
8428	spore pod	0		
8429	shaking veiny spore pod	0		
8430	hard spore pod	0		
8431	spore pod	0		
8432	hot spore pod	0		
8433	blurry cool spore pod	0		
8434	jingling spore pod	0		
8435	fireproof Samson's LavaCo Lamp&trade;	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2015-08", Rollover Effect Duration: 50
8436	deadly slick LavaCo Lamp&trade;	0		Moxie: +10, Weapon Damage: +5, Last Available: "2015-08", Rollover Effect Duration: 50
8437	zippy frosty LavaCo Lamp&trade;	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2015-08", Rollover Effect Duration: 50
8438	yellow thin wire	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8439	blurry upside-down insulated wire	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8440	empty lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8441	full lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8442	viscous lava globs	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8443	lava globs	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8444	lava globs	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8445	lava globs	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8446	SMOOCH bottlecap	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
8447	uncapped lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8448	uncapped lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8449	blinking uncapped lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8450	capped lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8451	mirror capped lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8452	bouncing capped lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8453	heat-resistant sheet	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8454	wobbly LavaCo&trade; Lamp housing	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8455	purple New Age crystal	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8456	crystalline light bulb	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8457	gray broken high-temperature mining drill	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8458	olive high-temperature mining mask of Leguizamo of the empath	0		Monster Level: +20, Familiar Weight: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2015-08"
8459	electrified Rosewater's fireproof megaphone	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2015-08"
8460	delicious mineapple	4	awesome	Last Available: "2015-08"
8461	perfectly mixed Gold Velvet&trade; whiskey	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-08"
8462	fuchsia SMOOCH soda	1	awesome	Last Available: "2015-08"
8463	delicious miniature teal squat wobbly smelted roe	2	awesome	Last Available: "2015-08"
8464	smooth lavawater	3	awesome	Last Available: "2015-08"
8465	ionized enhanced basaltamander tongue	0		Effect: "Brother Flying Burrito's Blessing", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2015-08"
8466	groovy thinker's lavalarva of the empath	0		Mysticality: +10, Moxie Percent: +10, Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2015-08"
8467	spinning family-friendly asbestos-lined Fonzie's lava balaclava	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Hot Resistance: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2015-08"
8468	maroon huge gravedigger's cool basaltamander buckler	0		Moxie: +5, Spooky Damage: +10, Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2015-08"
8469	ionized energized lava globs	0		Effect: "Conspiratory Eyes", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2015-08"
8470	half-sized tasty shaking pulsating gooey lava globs	2	awesome	Last Available: "2015-08"
8471	steel-toed lava-proof pants of Gandalf	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Last Available: "2015-08"
8472	Jack Frost's banded heat-resistant necktie	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08"
8473	zippy gravedigger's vibrating heat-resistant gloves	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Spooky Damage: +10, Initiative: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08"
8474	bland super-sized special lime green very hot lunch	5	decent	Effect: "Dirge of Dreadfulness", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2015-08"
8475	artisanal fortified asbestos thermos	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-08"
8476	double-polymerized liquid rhinestones	0		Effect: "Mucilaginous Moxiousness", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2015-08"
8477	bite-sized delicious disco biscuit	1	awesome	Last Available: "2015-08"
8478	mediocre special Quaatorade&trade;	3	decent	Effect: "You Drank Fish Wine", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2015-08"
8479	auspicious coward's biker's hat of the boozehound	0		Monster Level: -20, Item Drop: +10, Booze Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk", Last Available: "2015-08"
8480	greasy dance instructor's feathered headdress of the storm	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley", Last Available: "2015-08"
8481	hale fortified razor-sharp electrician's hardhat	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Damage Absorption: +60, Maximum HP: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk", Last Available: "2015-08"
8482	red Lava Miner's Daughter	0		Skill: "Asbestos Heart", Last Available: "2015-08"
8483	Psycho From The Heat	0		Skill: "Pyromania", Last Available: "2015-08"
8484	blue The Firegate Tapes	0		Skill: "Firegate", Last Available: "2015-08"
8485	&quot;DEBBIE&quot; tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8486	bouncing one-day ticket to That 70s Volcano	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8487	ghostly airplane charter: That 70s Volcano	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-08"
8488	Manual of Numberology	0		Skill: "Calculate the Universe"
8489	tumbling New Age hurting crystal	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8490	zippy smooth velvet pants	0		Initiative: +20, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 2xPotato, cap 12", Last Available: "2015-08"
8491	supercharged smooth velvet shirt	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2015-08"
8492	narrow Jack Frost's smooth velvet hat	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2015-08"
8493	sage smooth velvet pocket square	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08"
8494	wizardly smooth velvet socks	0		Mysticality: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08"
8495	gray arcane researcher's smooth velvet hanky	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08"
8496	huge teal brawny The One Mood Ring of the sewer	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Stench Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08"
8497	yellow Mr. Choch's bone	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8498	olive Mr. Cheeng's 'stache	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8499	squat Saturday Night thermometer	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8500	blurry the tongue of Smimmons	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8501	cyan spinning Raul's guitar pick	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8502	pulsating Pener's crisps	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8503	signed deuce	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8504	skewed Lavalos core	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8505	blurry half-melted hula girl	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8506	glass ceiling fragments	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8507	diluted SMOOCH coffee cup	1	decent	Last Available: "2015-08"
8508	moist nitrogenated huge labrador cookie	0		Effect: "Feet of Watermelon", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2015-08"
8509	nippy hale deadly Mr. Cheeng's spectacles	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Maximum HP: +20, Cold Damage: +10, Single Equip, Drops Items, Last Available: "2015-08"
8510	electrified grease cannon of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2015-08"
8511	non-magnetized skewed demon makeup kit	0		Effect: "Bastard!", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2015-08"
8512	reassuring nasty love of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Stench Damage: +5, Spooky Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2015-08"
8513	wobbly avaricious Pener's drumstick of incineration of the businessman	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Meat Drop: 80, Last Available: "2015-08"
8514	chaotic arcane researcher's deuce cape	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Last Available: "2015-08"
8515	greedy wholesome Lavalos's shell of the cheetah	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Meat Drop: +20, Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2015-08"
8516	narrow prompt mansplainer's smooth velvet bra	0		Monster Level: +15, Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2015-08"
8517	Usain Bolt's SMOOCH bracers of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, Initiative: +80, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08", Thorns: 1
8518	SMOOCH kneepads of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08", Thorns: 1
8519	SMOOCH spaulders of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08", Thorns: 1
8520	shaking fireproof double-paned SMOOCH codpiece	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Hot Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 20", Last Available: "2015-08", Thorns: 1
8521	twirling lion tamer's SMOOCH breastplate	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Last Available: "2015-08", Thorns: 1
8522	superduperheated	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8523	fused fuse	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8524	superheated	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8525	moldy lava cake	3	crappy	Last Available: "2015-08"
8526	immense spoiled pink slime	9	crappy	
8527	bouncing Devil's Elbow Hot Sauce	0		
8528	Special&trade; Sauce	0		
8529	small bland squat devil hair pasta	2	decent	
8530	miniature yummy ghostly spagecialetti	2	awesome	
8531	Salsa Libre	0		
8532	blue wobbly good gravy	0		
8533	illicit fish sauce	0		
8534	tiny rotten narrow libertagliatelle	1	crappy	
8535	adequate small turkish mostaccioli	2	good	
8536	massive stale blurry linguini of the sea	7	decent	
8537	dry blinking Hersey&trade; SMOOCH	0		Effect: "Uncanny Shot", Effect Duration: 59
8539	Alexy sauce	0		
8540	rainbow sauce	0		
8541	purple drug cocktail sauce	0		
8542	adequate skewed Fettris	4	good	
8543	jumbo spoiled fusillocybin	5	crappy	
8544	stale twirling blurry prescription noodles	3	decent	
8545	pickled lime green blood-drive sticker	1	good	
8546	chilled flattened pickled mirror bag of grain	0		Effect: "No Vertigo", Effect Duration: 24
8547	anodized denatured pocket maze	0		Effect: "Phairly Pheromonal", Effect Duration: 14
8548	alkaline polymerized shady shades	0		Effect: "Neuromancy", Effect Duration: 44
8549	dry anodized squat squeaky toy rose	0		Effect: "Blessing of the Hot Linguine", Effect Duration: 69
8550	bland small weird gazelle steak	2	decent	
8551	special decent snack-sized sausage without a cause	2	good	Effect: "Super Vision", Effect Duration: 35
8552	pickled face paint	0		Effect: "Ghostly Shell", Effect Duration: 37
8553	enchanted tolerable watered-down narrow ghostly emergency margarita	2	good	Effect: "Chow Downed", Effect Duration: 45
8554	tolerable special watered-down vintage smart drink	2	good	Effect: "Super-Charged", Effect Duration: 5
8555	yellow a ten-percent bonus	0		
8556	Thwaitgold termite statuette	0		
8557	mirror The Emperor's new cookie	0		
8558	enhanced Wickers bar	0		Effect: "Bloodstain-Resistant", Effect Duration: 44
8559	ionized bakelite-covered bacon	0		Effect: "Drenched With Filth", Effect Duration: 52
8560	unsweetened purple Aerheads	0		Effect: "Using Protection", Effect Duration: 65
8561	tarnished dry Wrotz	0		Effect: "Sweet, Nuts", Effect Duration: 11
8562	cold-filtered activated Gabarbar	0		Effect: "Woad Warrior", Effect Duration: 51
8563	aerosolized moist squat fiberglass insulation	0		Effect: "Thick, Sick", Effect Duration: 30
8564	shrine to the Barrel god	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-09"
8565	gravedigger's forbidden stylish barrel lid	0		Moxie: +25, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Spooky Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-09"
8566	Van der Graaf forbidden barrel hoop earring of the empath	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Familiar Weight: +5, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-09"
8567	hardened Fonzie's sage bankruptcy barrel	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Experience (Moxie): +1, Damage Reduction: 3, Lasts Until Rollover, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2015-09"
8568	firkin	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8569	green normal barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8570	green tun	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8571	weathered barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8572	huge barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8573	pulsating barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8574	moist barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8575	rotting barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8576	mouldering barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8577	barnacled barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8578	artisanal watered-down bottle of Amontillado	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-09"
8579	hand-crafted extra-dry barrel-aged martini	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-09"
8580	stale barrel pickle	3	decent	Last Available: "2015-09"
8581	moldy teal barrel cracker	3	crappy	Last Available: "2015-09"
8582	dehydrated bouncing vibrating mushroom	1	good	Last Available: "2015-09"
8583	denatured mushroom	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-09"
8584	ruddy KoL Con 12-gauge	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2015-09"
8585	Golden Mr. Eh? of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2015-09"
8586	olive deadly barrel gun	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Last Available: "2015-09"
8587	jittery blinking barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8588	red barrel beryl	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8589	huge decent water log	8	good	Last Available: "2015-09"
8590	greedy family-friendly barrelhead	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2015-09"
8591	asbestos-lined shellacked bottoms of the barrel	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2015-09"
8592	jittery veiny chest barrel of the blizzard	0		Maximum HP: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2015-09"
8593	bung spigot	0		Equips On: "Lil' Barrel Mimic"
8594	double barreled barrel gun of the cougar of Tarzan	0		Moxie: +20, Experience (Muscle): +3, Last Available: "2015-09"
8595	narrow padded personal trainer's triple barreled barrel gun of the glutton	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Damage Absorption: +20, Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2015-09"
8596	rosewater-soaked barrel beryl choker of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2015-09"
8597	flame-wreathed barrel beryl nose ring of the businessman	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2015-09"
8598	yellow ruddy Herculean barrel beryl ring	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2015-09"
8599	map to the Biggest Barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8600	squat potted tea tree	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8601	extra-Vulcanized enhanced cuppa Flamibili tea	0		Effect: "Bear Clawed", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2015-09"
8602	flattened oxidized cuppa Yet tea	0		Effect: "Got Your Boots On", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2015-09"
8603	triple-diffused vacuum-sealed cuppa Boo tea	0		Effect: "El Vibrations", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2015-09"
8604	modified chilled cuppa Nas tea	0		Effect: "Waxing", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2015-09"
8605	corrupted frozen cuppa Improprie tea	0		Effect: "Don't Step to Your Stepmother", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2015-09"
8606	anodized colloidal vacuum-sealed yellow cuppa Frost tea	0		Effect: "Appeteyes", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2015-09"
8607	quadruple-frozen maroon cuppa Toast tea	0		Effect: "Quadrilled", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2015-09"
8608	polarized cuppa Net tea	0		Effect: "Mystic Circle", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2015-09"
8609	double-concentrated corrupted Vulcanized cuppa Proprie tea	0		Effect: "Mushroom Moxiousness", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2015-09"
8610	concentrated cuppa Morbidi tea	0		Effect: "Chunky", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2015-09"
8611	colloidal wobbly cuppa Chari tea	0		Effect: "Loyal Tea", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2015-09"
8612	denatured concentrated olive cuppa Serendipi tea	0		Effect: "Just Aged Enough", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2015-09"
8613	liquefied flattened shaking cuppa Feroci tea	0		Effect: "Heart of Yellow", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2015-09"
8614	vacuum-sealed bouncing cuppa Physicali tea	0		Effect: "Over-Familiar With Dactyls", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2015-09"
8615	super-warmed cuppa Wit tea	0		Effect: "Bear Clawed", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2015-09"
8616	boiled pickled cuppa Neuroplastici tea	0		Effect: "Covetous Robbery", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2015-09"
8617	boiled altered improved cuppa Dexteri tea	0		Effect: "Eyes for Miles", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2015-09"
8618	quadruple-chilled colloidal cuppa Flexibili tea	0		Effect: "Pork Power", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2015-09"
8619	quadruple-ionized triple-enhanced maroon twirling cuppa Impregnabili tea	0		Effect: "Bandersnatched", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2015-09"
8620	super-tarnished olive cuppa Obscuri tea	0		Effect: "Cold as Ice", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2015-09"
8621	altered squat cuppa Irritabili tea	0		Effect: "Antsy in your Pantsy", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2015-09"
8622	non-concentrated fuchsia pulsating cuppa Mediocri tea	0		Effect: "Wolf's Bane", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2015-09"
8623	enhanced cuppa Loyal tea	0		Effect: "Eau de Tortue", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2015-09"
8624	vaporized cuppa Activi tea	1	decent	Effect: "Old School Pompadour", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2015-09"
8625	dried cuppa Cruel tea	1		Last Available: "2015-09"
8626	dry jittery cuppa Alacri tea	0		Effect: "Here's Mud in Your Eye", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2015-09"
8627	pickled cuppa Vitali tea	0		Effect: "Well Owl Be!", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2015-09"
8628	altered extra-altered cuppa Mana tea	0		Effect: "In Vino Vires", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2015-09"
8629	non-frozen cuppa Monstrosi tea	0		Effect: "Infernal Thirst", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2015-09"
8630	adjusted bouncing cuppa Twen tea	0		Effect: "Tasting the Rainbow", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2015-09"
8631	pressed energized altered wobbly cuppa Gill tea	0		Effect: "Eye of the Lihc", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2015-09"
8632	super-dry blue blinking cuppa Uncertain tea	0		Effect: "Shawarma Warm War", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2015-09"
8633	gray cuppa Voraci tea	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8634	cuppa Sobrie tea	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8635	cuppa Royal tea	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8636	electrified blinking cuppa Craft tea	0		Effect: "Concentrated Concentration", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2015-09"
8637	modified cuppa Insani tea	0		Effect: "Marinated", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2015-09"
8638	ghostly nasty healthy Royal scepter of the blizzard	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Stench Damage: +5, Last Available: "2015-09", Rollover Effect Duration: 5
8639	gray mirror doghouse	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-10"
8640	jittery Ghost Dog Chow	0		Last Available: "2015-10"
8641	adequate bowl of eyeballs	3	good	Last Available: "2015-10"
8642	moldy bowl of mummy guts	3	crappy	Last Available: "2015-10"
8643	spoiled thick bowl of maggots	5	crappy	Last Available: "2015-10"
8644	hand-crafted practically non-alcoholic blood and blood	1	super ultra EPIC	Last Available: "2015-10"
8645	bad Jack-O-Lantern beer	3	decent	Last Available: "2015-10"
8646	artisanal zombie	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-10"
8647	Telltale&trade; rubber heart	0		Last Available: "2015-10"
8648	maroon wind-up spider	0		Last Available: "2015-10"
8649	tumbling plastic nightmare troll	0		Last Available: "2015-10"
8650	mirror mirror tennis ball	0		Last Available: "2015-10"
8651	blurry auspicious dance instructor's educational crown	0		Experience: +1, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Item Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xGhuol, cap 27"
8652	ear poison	0		
8653	stink-penny	0		
8654	jittery Jim Carey's quilted hawk of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Damage Absorption: +40, Monster Level: +25
8655	tiny rotten enchanted hamlet sandwich	1	crappy	Effect: "Human-Hippy Hybrid", Effect Duration: 30
8656	dog trainer's Othello's military jacket	0		Experience (familiar): +1
8657	educational Othello's dagger	0		Experience: +1, Single Equip
8658	blinking supercharged Othello's handkerchief	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Single Equip
8659	ionized twirling bowl of Jeal-O	0		Effect: "Stemonitis Storm", Effect Duration: 42
8660	grip key	0		
8661	skewed olive How to Play Othello	0		
8662	brawny thinker's ghostly dagger of incineration	0		Mysticality: +10, Muscle Percent: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +50
8663	drinkable triple-distilled ghost beer	7	good	
8664	blinking supercool Othello set	0		Moxie Percent: +20
8665	blinking rotten tomato	0		
8666	squat Twelve Night Energy	0		
8667	miser's sinister Yorick of the cheetah	0		Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +10, Initiative: +60
8668	rose	0		
8669	tulip	0		
8670	wobbly tulip	0		
8671	tulip	0		
8672	Walford's bucket	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8673	Wal-Mart gift certificate	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8674	upside-down airplane charter: The Glaciest	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-11"
8675	olive one-day ticket to The Glaciest	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8676	concentrated super-dry activated shoulder-warming lotion	0		Effect: "Sweet, Nuts", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2015-11"
8677	moldy low-calorie iceberg lettuce	1	crappy	Last Available: "2015-11"
8678	watered-down hand-crafted ice wine	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-11"
8679	MacGyver's Wal-Mart snowglobe of the wise owl of the empath	0		Mysticality: +20, Maximum MP: +100, Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2015-11"
8680	mansplainer's fortified Wal-Mart nametag of the blizzard	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Monster Level: +15, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2015-11"
8681	nasty vibrating healthy Wal-Mart overalls	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Stench Damage: +5, Last Available: "2015-11"
8682	maroon To Build an Igloo	0		Skill: "Refusal to Freeze", Last Available: "2015-11"
8683	shaking The Chill of the Wild	0		Skill: "Beardfreeze", Last Available: "2015-11"
8684	Cold Fang	0		Skill: "Frost Bite", Last Available: "2015-11"
8685	cyan mirror Wal-Mart tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8686	perfect ice cube	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8687	The Fun-Guy Cold Weather Bartender's Guide	0		Skill: "Perfect Freeze", Last Available: "2015-11"
8688	savvy bellhop's hat	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, 0.75xBarrr, cap 30", Last Available: "2015-11"
8689	acceptable enchanted tumbling ice porter	4	good	Effect: "Feline Ferocity", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2015-11", Wiki Name: "ice porter (drink)"
8690	alkaline exotic travel brochure	0		Effect: "Tingly Biceps", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2015-11"
8691	bag of foreign bribes	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8692	frozen quantum warmed shampoo-conditioner	0		Effect: "Icy Demeanor", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2015-11"
8693	hotel minibar key	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8694	ice hotel bell	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8695	Martialest Arts trophy	0		Last Available: "2016-01"
8696	denatured medicinal herbs	1		Last Available: "2016-01"
8697	stale narrow ice rice	3	decent	Last Available: "2016-01"
8698	bad iced plum wine	3	decent	Last Available: "2016-01"
8699	purple nippy brawny training belt of Calamity Jane	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Cold Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-01"
8700	narrow Jim Carey's sharpshooter's therapeutic training legwarmers	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Monster Level: +25, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-01"
8701	personal trainer's sage training helmet of Gandalf	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2016-01"
8702	training scroll:  Shattering Punch	0		Skill: "Shattering Punch", Last Available: "2016-01"
8703	narrow training scroll:  Snokebomb	0		Skill: "Snokebomb", Last Available: "2016-01"
8704	spinning training scroll:  Shivering Monkey Technique	0		Skill: "Shivering Monkey Technique", Last Available: "2016-01"
8705	blinking X-32-F snowman crate	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-01"
8706	blinking machine elf capsule	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-12"
8707	self-dribbling basketball	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Last Available: "2015-12"
8708	boiled abstraction: action	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
8709	powdered blue abstraction: thought	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
8710	modified squat abstraction: sensation	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
8711	mixed abstraction: purpose	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
8712	dehydrated abstraction: category	1		Effect: "Marco Polarity", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2015-12"
8713	dried tumbling abstraction: perception	1		Effect: "Human-Weird Thing Hybrid", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2015-12"
8714	vaporized abstraction: motion	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
8715	distilled jittery abstraction: joy	1		Effect: "New and Improved", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2015-12"
8716	pickled shaking abstraction: certainty	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
8717	twisted blue upside-down abstraction: comprehension	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
8718	squat modern picture frame	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8719	toothsome VYKEA meatballs	4	awesome	Last Available: "2015-11"
8720	watered-down smooth VYKEA mead	2	awesome	Last Available: "2015-11"
8721	vacuum-sealed pickled VYKEA woadpaint	0		Effect: "Berry Defensive", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2015-11"
8722	purple VYKEA frenzy rune	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8723	VYKEA blood rune	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8724	jittery wobbly VYKEA lightning rune	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8725	VYKEA plank	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8726	squat VYKEA rail	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8727	blinking VYKEA bracket	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8728	VYKEA dowel	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8729	tumbling stanky Temple Grandin's Fonzie's VYKEA hex key	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Familiar Weight: +7, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2015-11"
8730	squat VYKEA instructions	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8731	small adequate tin of submardines	2	good	Last Available: "2015-11", Wiki Name: "tin of submardines"
8732	tolerable twirling bottle of norwhiskey	3	good	Last Available: "2015-11"
8733	distilled jittery tumbling blinking octolus oculus	1	decent	Last Available: "2015-11"
8734	steel-toed Sinatra's sardine can key of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Experience (Moxie): +5, Damage Reduction: 9, Last Available: "2015-11"
8735	up-at-dawn personal trainer's norwhal helmet of Gandalf	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Adventures: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk", Last Available: "2015-11"
8736	purple chilly manspreader's clever octolus-skin cloak	0		Maximum MP: +20, Monster Level: +10, Cold Damage: +5, Last Available: "2015-11", Rollover Effect Duration: 30
8737	drinkable strong perfect cosmopolitan	5	good	Last Available: "2015-11"
8738	artisanal perfect negroni	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-11"
8739	mediocre teal perfect dark and stormy	3	decent	Last Available: "2015-11"
8740	delicious perfect mimosa	3	awesome	Last Available: "2015-11"
8741	perfectly mixed perfect old-fashioned	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-11"
8742	tolerable perfect paloma	3	good	Last Available: "2015-11"
8743	energized activated squat That 70s Cologne	0		Effect: "Cold Blooded", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2015-11"
8744	magnetized blue Wal-Mart &quot;diamond&quot; ring	0		Effect: "Puzzle Fury", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2015-11"
8745	Vulcanized fuchsia Puffstone cigar	0		Effect: "Crotchety, Pining", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2015-11"
8746	polarized purple Conspiracy&trade; mascara	0		Effect: "Heal Thy Nanoself", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2015-11"
8747	chilled polarized Spring Break Beach &quot;swimsuit&quot;	0		Effect: "Sparkly!", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2015-11"
8748	airplane tattoo	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8749	chilled pickled ionized jittery Deep Machine Tunnels snowglobe	0		Effect: "Worth Your Salt", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2015-12"
8750	dry non-cold-filtered triple-alkaline lime green hemp candy necklace	0		Effect: "Broberry Brotality", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2015-12"
8751	altered alkaline communal gobstopper	0		Effect: "Healthy Blue Glow", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2015-12"
8752	delicious Crimbo salad	3	awesome	Last Available: "2015-12"
8753	normal diet bread line	1	good	Last Available: "2015-12"
8754	tolerable wobbly bark rootbeer	4	good	Last Available: "2015-12"
8755	smooth tumbling ale	3	awesome	Last Available: "2015-12"
8756	pulsating plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Last Available: "2015-12"
8757	twirling nippy plastic Rudolph the Red	0		Cold Damage: +10, Last Available: "2015-12"
8758	Fonzie's plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Last Available: "2015-12"
8759	educational plastic Crimborgatron	0		Experience: +1, Last Available: "2015-12"
8760	knitted plastic Crimbodhisattva	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2015-12"
8761	bouquet of all-natural free-range flowers	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8762	stack of communist leaflets	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8763	BACON	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
8764	box of Gratitude chocolates	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8765	Gratitude chocolate (thyme-filled)	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8766	drinkable Gratitude chocolate (bourbon-filled)	4	good	Last Available: "2016-02"
8767	Gratitude chocolate (Meat-filled)	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8768	ghostly Gratitude chocolate (octopus-filled)	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8769	chocolate bowtie	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8770	pickled non-modified blurry pitted sheet	0		Effect: "Salty Mouth", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2015-12"
8771	sparking robo-battery	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8772	overloaded micro-reactor	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8773	ribald wholesome fortified reusable shopping bag	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Sleaze Damage: +10, Last Available: "2015-12"
8775	coarse hemp socks of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-12"
8776	smartaleck's armband	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-12"
8777	bundle of &quot;fragrant&quot; herbs	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8778	jittery gray blinking nuclear stockpile	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8779	lime green pine cone	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8780	iron chain	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8781	pine cone necklace of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Last Available: "2015-12"
8782	bouncing educational reindeer hammer	0		Experience: +1, Last Available: "2015-12"
8783	huge elf ploughshare of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2015-12"
8784	bouncing circle drum	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8785	The Big Book of Communism	0		Last Available: "2015-12", Skill: "Communism!"
8786	faded protest sign	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8787	faded protest sign	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8788	nasty-smelling moss	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8789	book	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8790	spinning Annie Oakley's elven tambourine	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Last Available: "2015-12"
8791	gravedigger's reindeer sickle	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Last Available: "2015-12"
8792	face paint	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-12"
8793	pulsating face paint	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-12"
8794	cyan blinking The Big Book of Communism (used)	0		Skill: "Communism!", Last Available: "2015-12"
8795	Batfellow comic	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-12"
8796	plastic spoiler	0		
8797	tumbling shaking bat-oomerang	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8798	jittery bat-jute	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8799	bat-o-mite	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8800	ROM of Optimality	0		Skill: "Toggle Optimality"
8801	incriminating evidence	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8802	dangerous chemicals	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8803	twirling kidnapped orphan	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8804	high-grade	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8805	high-tensile-strength fibers	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8806	high-grade explosives	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8807	skewed experimental gene therapy	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8808	huge cyan ghostly ghostly ultracoagulator	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8809	self-defense training	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8810	fingerprint dusting kit	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8811	wobbly confidence-building hug	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8812	exploding kickball	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8813	glob of Bat-Glue	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8814	Bat-Aid&trade; bandage	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8815	mirror twirling bat-bearing	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8816	normal blurry Kudzu salad	4	good	Last Available: "2016-12"
8817	twisted upside-down squat Mansquito Serum	1		Last Available: "2016-12"
8818	bad triple-distilled Miss Graves' vermouth	8	decent	Last Available: "2016-12"
8819	rotten The Plumber's mushroom stew	3	crappy	Last Available: "2016-12"
8820	altered twirling The Author's ink	1		Last Available: "2016-02"
8821	aged The Mad Liquor	4	awesome	Last Available: "2016-12"
8822	tolerable Doc Clock's thyme cocktail	4	good	Last Available: "2016-12"
8823	bite-sized adequate Mr. Burnsger	1	good	Last Available: "2016-12"
8824	dehydrated green The Inquisitor's unidentifiable object	1		Effect: "Carrrsmic", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2016-12"
8825	mirror sizzling frosty rock-hard The Jokester's gun	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Hot Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire the Jokester's Gun", Last Available: "2016-12"
8826	banded cool The Jokester's wig of terror	0		Moxie: +5, Damage Absorption: +100, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Adjust the Jokester's Wig", Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol", Last Available: "2016-12"
8827	dog trainer's sharpshooter's The Jokester's pants of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Experience (familiar): +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Adjust the Jokester's Pants", Last Available: "2016-12"
8828	extra-chilled Jokester makeup	0		Effect: "Pride of the Vampire", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2016-12"
8829	replica bat-oomerang	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
8830	ghostly battoo kit	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
8831	ghostly ghostly basking robin	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-12"
8832	domino mask	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8833	energized ionized double-wet purple robin's egg	0		Effect: "The Moxie of LOV", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2016-12"
8834	bland robin flan	4	decent	Last Available: "2016-12"
8835	perfectly mixed practically non-alcoholic robin nog	1	super ultra EPIC	Last Available: "2016-12"
8836	narrow LT&T telegraph office deed	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-02"
8837	upside-down plaintive telegram	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8838	exploding gum	0		
8839	root beer barrel	0		
8840	irradiated altered Kudzu slaw	0		Effect: "Chlorophyll Flavor", Effect Duration: 39
8841	pressed corrupted yellow shaking Mansquito's blood	0		Effect: "Sweet and Yellow", Effect Duration: 25
8842	pressed adjusted infrablack lipstick	0		Effect: "Frozen Hands", Effect Duration: 60
8843	dry super-anodized squat jittery can of drain cleaner	0		Effect: "Cold Hard Skin", Effect Duration: 25
8844	cold-filtered dry spinning The Author's inkwell	0		Effect: "Blessing of the Pervy Noodles", Effect Duration: 26
8845	ionized shaking bag of random words	0		Effect: "Boon of the Storm Tortoise", Effect Duration: 28
8846	electrified tube of pendulum lube	0		Effect: "Peppermint Bite", Effect Duration: 51
8847	alkaline narrow red-hot jawbreaker	0		Effect: "Spookypants", Effect Duration: 28
8848	colloidal deionized question juice	0		Effect: "Flame-Retardant Trousers", Effect Duration: 12
8849	pickled ionized aerosolized tube of villain	0		Effect: "Bottle in front of Me", Effect Duration: 62
8850	spinning inspector's your cowboy boots	0		Item Drop: +15, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cowboy Kick", Last Available: "2016-02"
8851	inflatable LT&T telegraph office	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8852	nugget of quicksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8853	nugget of thicksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8854	cyan tumbling nugget of wicksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8855	nugget of slicksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8856	narrow nugget of sicksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8857	maroon nugget of nicksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8858	nugget of ticksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8859	quicksilver ring of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8860	spinning auspicious stiffened thicksilver ring of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Damage Reduction: 1, Item Drop: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8861	inspector's auspicious wicksilver ring of the boozehound	0		Item Drop: 25, Booze Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8862	skewed padded deadly arcane researcher's slicksilver ring	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Weapon Damage: +5, Damage Absorption: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8863	experienced smartaleck's sicksilver ring of Flo-Jo	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Experience: +2, Initiative: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8864	curative cool nicksilver ring of the businessman	0		Moxie: +5, Meat Drop: +50, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8865	Oprah's extremely unsafe ticksilver ring	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8866	stiffened Heimz Fortified Kidney Beans of the bloodbag of the blizzard	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Maximum HP: +100, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2016-02"
8867	upside-down asbestos-lined sharpshooter's Tesla's Electroplated Beans of extreme caution	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Monster Level: -25, Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2016-02"
8868	Socratic Mixed Garbanzos and Chickpeas of chilblains of doom	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Cold Damage: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2016-02"
8869	pulsating auspicious Hellfire Spicy Beans	0		Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2016-02"
8870	knitted Frigid Northern Beans	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2016-02"
8871	medical-grade World's Blackest-Eyed Peas	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2016-02"
8872	savvy Trader Olaf's Exotic Stinkbeans	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Last Available: "2016-02"
8873	upside-down Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Beans of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2016-02"
8874	tumbling greedy crafty hale Val-U Brand Every Bean Salad of terror of the sweet-tooth	0		Maximum HP: +20, Maximum MP: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +20, Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2016-02"
8875	shaking ghostly cyan stanky MacGyver's Sinatra's Shrub's Premium Baked Beans	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Maximum MP: +100, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2016-02"
8876	moldy plate of Heimz Fortified Kidney Beans	3	crappy	Last Available: "2016-02"
8877	delicious plate of Tesla's Electroplated Beans	4	awesome	Last Available: "2016-02"
8878	rotten twirling plate of Mixed Garbanzos and Chickpeas	3	crappy	Last Available: "2016-02"
8879	decent plate of Hellfire Spicy Beans	3	good	Last Available: "2016-02"
8880	stale bouncing plate of Frigid Northern Beans	4	decent	Last Available: "2016-02"
8881	enchanted jumbo adequate plate of World's Blackest-Eyed Peas	5	good	Effect: "Held Closer", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2016-02"
8882	normal enchanted plate of Trader Olaf's Exotic Stinkbeans	4	good	Effect: "Tasting the Rainbow", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2016-02"
8883	normal squat plate of Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Beans	3	good	Last Available: "2016-02"
8884	stale plate of Val-U Brand Every Bean Salad	3	decent	Last Available: "2016-02"
8885	adequate plate of Shrub's Premium Baked Beans	4	good	Last Available: "2016-02"
8886	blinking shaking chaotic Fancy Jeff's pocket square of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Last Available: "2016-02"
8887	therapeutic dance instructor's thinker's Daisy's unclean bloomers	0		Mysticality: +10, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "2xBArrr, 1xGhuol, cap 37", Last Available: "2016-02"
8888	Pecos Dave's sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8889	Jeselnik's supercharged savvy Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Sleaze Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley", Last Available: "2016-02"
8890	wobbly shaking Glenn's dice	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8891	shaking executive greasy educational wizardly Former Sheriff Dan's tin star of vim and vigor	0		Mysticality: +25, Experience: +1, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2016-02"
8892	purple El Vibrato restraints	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8893	Clara's bell	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8894	blinking bouncing stanky veiny Granny Hackleton's Gatling gun of the detective	0		Maximum HP: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2016-02"
8895	twirling buffalo dime	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8896	tumbling cow poker	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8897	tarnished yellow poker face paint	0		Effect: "Greasy Visage", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2016-02"
8898	pulsating realistic cap gun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8899	teal tainted milk	1	decent	Last Available: "2016-02"
8900	gun parts	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8901	oxidized triggerfingerbone	0		Effect: "Quadrilled", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2016-02"
8902	nitrogenated ghost bit	0		Effect: "Fortunate Resolve", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2016-02"
8903	quadruple-electrified bouncing buzzard feather	0		Effect: "Brain Freeze", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2016-02"
8904	flattened bouncing huge lion musk	0		Effect: "Vinegavotte", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2016-02"
8905	spoiled bear claw	4	crappy	Last Available: "2016-02"
8906	aerosolized purple rattler gland	0		Effect: "Become Intensely interested", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2016-02"
8907	oxidized triple-denatured tumbling half-digested coal	0		Effect: "The Dinsey Spirit", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2016-02"
8908	adjusted boiled maroon tightly-wound spine	0		Effect: "Sauce Monocle", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2016-02"
8909	bland half-sized rotting beefsteak	2	decent	Last Available: "2016-02"
8910	artisanal firemilk	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2016-02"
8911	diffused spidercow eye-cluster	0		Effect: "Fireproof Lips", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2016-02"
8912	dehydrated moomy dust	1		Last Available: "2016-02"
8913	ghostly grievous western-style skinning knife of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2016-02"
8914	reliable sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8915	red Van der Graaf steel knuckles	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2016-02"
8916	tumbling Tales of Western Braggadoccio	0		Skill: "Bow-Legged Swagger", Last Available: "2016-02"
8917	Hell and How I Bent It	0		Skill: "Bend Hell", Last Available: "2016-02"
8918	blinking The Western Look	0		Skill: "Steely-Eyed Squint", Last Available: "2016-02"
8919	ghostly LT&T tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8920	mirror red Western Slang Vol. 1: Violence	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-02"
8921	Western Slang Vol. 2: Cooking	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-02"
8922	ghostly Western Slang Vol. 3: Fraud	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-02"
8923	disc (white)	0		
8924	disc (black)	0		
8925	disc (red)	0		
8926	disc (green)	0		
8927	disc (blue)	0		
8928	skewed disc (yellow)	0		
8929	red-hot knucklebone	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8930	concentrated improved narrow demonic cow's blood	0		Effect: "Pemmican't", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2016-02"
8931	rinky-dink sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8932	makeshift sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8933	custom sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8934	baconstone-handled sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8935	porquoise-handled sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8936	wobbly hamethyst-handled sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8937	mirror mountain lion skin	0		Moxie Percent: +50, Last Available: "2016-02"
8938	grizzled bearskin	0		Muscle Percent: +50, Last Available: "2016-02"
8939	diamondback skin	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8940	coal snakeskin	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8941	huge blue frontwinder skin	0		Mysticality Percent: +50, Last Available: "2016-02"
8942	narrow rotting cowskin	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8943	shuddering cow skull	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8944	blinking pulsating rhinestone cowhorn	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8945	cow skull	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8946	skewed jangly spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8947	quicksilver spurs	0		Initiative: +30, Last Available: "2016-02"
8948	thicksilver spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8949	upside-down wicksilver spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8950	slicksilver spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8951	gray sicksilver spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8952	skewed nicksilver spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8953	ticksilver spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8954	special edition Batfellow comic	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-12"
8955	Tales of the West: Cow Punching	0		
8956	Tales of the West: Beanslinging	0		
8957	squat Tales of the West: Snake Oiling	0		
8958	mirror briefcase full of snakes	0		
8959	therapeutic one-gallon hat of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
8960	squat chilly two-gallon hat of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Cold Damage: +5
8961	teal hardened three-gallon hat of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Damage Reduction: 3
8962	skewed four-gallon hat of Leguizamo of Flo-Jo	0		Monster Level: +20, Initiative: +100
8963	family-friendly occult five-gallon hat	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +1
8964	spinning six-gallon hat of the brazier of doom	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +50
8965	twirling tumbling Sinatra's seven-gallon hat of Flo-Jo	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Initiative: +100
8966	cyan scorching baleful eight-gallon hat	0		Spell Damage: +25, Hot Damage: +25
8967	sinister Samson's nine-gallon hat	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Spell Damage: +10
8968	supercharged medical-grade ten-gallon hat	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
8969	boxer's brainy eleven-gallon hat	0		Mysticality: +5, Muscle Percent: +10
8970	toy sixgun	0		
8971	snake oil	0		
8972	alkaline red pulsating skin oil	0		Effect: "Mint-Condition Breath", Effect Duration: 40
8973	polarized ionized unusual oil	0		Effect: "Serenity", Effect Duration: 46
8974	warmed wobbly huge eldritch oil	0		Effect: "Warm Belly", Effect Duration: 51
8975	exclusive club	0		
8976	adjusted blue ghostly patent preventative tonic	0		Effect: "Oxygenated Blood", Effect Duration: 22
8977	pickled double-colloidal upside-down patent invisibility tonic	0		Effect: "Cuts Like a Buttered Knife", Effect Duration: 15
8978	galvanized polarized wobbly patent aggression tonic	0		Effect: "Blessing of Squirtlcthulli", Effect Duration: 17
8979	dry nitrogenated patent sallowness tonic	0		Effect: "Abyssal Blood", Effect Duration: 29
8980	improved super-enhanced pulsating patent avarice tonic	0		Effect: "Pygmy Drinking Buddy", Effect Duration: 17
8981	galvanized blinking patent alacrity tonic	0		Effect: "Bottle in front of Me", Effect Duration: 26
8982	nitrogenated denatured bouncing corrupted marrow	0		Effect: "Thick, Sick", Effect Duration: 30
8983	tolerable rodeo whiskey	3	good	
8984	Thwaitgold scorpion statuette	0		
8985	purple real cowboy hat of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50
8986	mirror Memories of Cow Punching	0		Free Pull
8987	Memories of Beanslinging	0		Free Pull
8988	skewed Memories of Snake Oiling	0		Free Pull
8989	Witchess Set	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-03"
8990	electronic Brain Trainer game	0		Skill: "Brain Games"
8991	pulsating do-it-yourself laser eye surgery kit	0		Skill: "20/20 Vision"
8992	mixed armored prawn	1		Effect: "The Wisdom... of the Future", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2016-03"
8993	moldy miniature maroon jumping horseradish	2	crappy	Last Available: "2016-03"
8994	perfectly mixed watered-down Sacramento wine	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2016-03"
8995	colloidal triple-wet blurry twirling wobbly Greek fire	0		Effect: "Holiday Bliss", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2016-03"
8996	scorching lion tamer's ruddy banded ox-head shield of Leguizamo	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Monster Level: +20, Experience (familiar): +2, Hot Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-03"
8997	scandalous Jack Frost's medical-grade boxer's dented scepter of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Muscle Percent: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Damage: +5, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-03"
8998	upside-down steel-toed padded boxer's very pointy crown of James Dean of extreme caution	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Experience (Moxie): +3, Damage Absorption: +20, Damage Reduction: 9, Monster Level: -25, Lasts Until Rollover, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xGhuol", Last Available: "2016-03"
8999	nasty healthy Fonzie's battle broom of the empath of doom	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Familiar Weight: +5, Stench Damage: +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-03"
9000	Clan Floundry	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-04"
9001	bouncing double-paned foul-smelling supercharged carpe of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Stench Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-04"
9002	tumbling Jeselnik's fortified weightlifter's codpiece of dire peril	0		Muscle: +15, Weapon Damage: +20, Damage Absorption: +60, Sleaze Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-04"
9003	ghostly rock-hard sinister troutsers of Leguizamo of courage	0		Spell Damage: +10, Damage Reduction: 5, Monster Level: +20, Spooky Resistance: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 0.5xPotato", Last Available: "2016-04"
9004	banded grievous bass clarinet of the cougar of Calamity Jane	0		Moxie: +20, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Damage Absorption: +100, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-04"
9005	hardy Sinatra's groovy fish hatchet of the early riser	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Experience (Moxie): +5, Maximum HP: +50, Adventures: +7, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-04"
9006	ruddy brawny tunac of the ox of the storm	0		Muscle: +20, Muscle Percent: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-04"
9007	upside-down fishin' pole	0		Last Available: "2016-04"
9008	super-cold-filtered double-Vulcanized wriggling worm	0		Effect: "Gutterminded", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2016-04"
9009	delicious irresponsibly strong bottle of Fishhead 900-Day IPA	6	awesome	Last Available: "2016-04"
9010	quantum maroon high-test fishing line	0		Effect: "Compensatory Cruelness", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2016-04"
9011	spinning Socratic fishin' hat	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Last Available: "2016-04"
9012	shaking Trout Fishing in Loathing	0		Skill: "Astute Angler", Last Available: "2016-04"
9013	wool sonar fishfinder	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2016-04"
9014	luxury fly-tying workbench	0		Fishing Skill: +10, Last Available: "2016-04"
9015	spinning tacklebox	0		Fishing Skill: +5, Last Available: "2016-04"
9016	bouncing huge disconnected intergnat	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-05"
9017	teal narrow viral video	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9018	internet point	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9019	meme generator	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9020	plus one	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9021	stale gallon of milk	3	decent	Last Available: "2016-05"
9022	print screen button	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9023	screencapped monster	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9024	bouncing daily dungeon malware	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9025	infinite BACON machine	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9026	First Post shirt package	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9027	red censurious smartaleck's First Post shirt - Cir Senam of courage	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Spooky Resistance: +3, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2016-05"
9028	bouncing high-speed upgrade	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2016-05"
9029	no spoon	0		
9030	toothsome jittery star salad	4	awesome	
9031	jittery Thwaitgold moth statuette	0		
9032	adequate bowl of Tastee-Wheet&trade;	3	good	
9033	jittery Source terminal	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-06"
9034	Source essence	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9035	rotten browser cookie	4	crappy	Last Available: "2016-06"
9036	drinkable hacked gibson	4	good	Last Available: "2016-06"
9037	mirror Annie Oakley's Source shades	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Last Available: "2016-06"
9038	cyan twirling software bug	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9039	skewed missing semicolon	0		Familiar Weight: +11
9040	lime green Source terminal PRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9041	blurry Source terminal GRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9042	purple Source terminal SPAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9043	blinking Source terminal CRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9044	Source terminal DRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9045	cyan Source terminal TRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9046	Source terminal INGRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9047	Source terminal DIAGRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9048	Source terminal ASHRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9049	Source terminal SCRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9050	blinking Source terminal TRIGRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9051	Source terminal file: substats.enh	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9052	Source terminal file: damage.enh	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9053	Source terminal file: critical.enh	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9054	skewed Source terminal file: protect.enq	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9055	narrow Source terminal file: stats.enq	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9056	Source terminal file: compress.edu	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9057	Source terminal file: duplicate.edu	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9058	Source terminal file: portscan.edu	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9059	blue Source terminal file: turbo.edu	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9060	bouncing Source terminal file: familiar.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9061	Source terminal file: pram.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9062	Source terminal file: gram.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9063	Source terminal file: spam.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9064	Source terminal file: cram.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9065	blue Source terminal file: dram.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9066	shaking Source terminal file: tram.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9067	pill	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9068	perfumed sharpshooter's plastic detective badge of chilblains	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Cold Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +5, Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2016-07"
9069	blurry up-at-dawn Sherlock's sizzling stiffened bronze detective badge	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Hot Damage: +10, Item Drop: +25, Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2016-07"
9070	Usain Bolt's inspector's smartaleck's weightlifter's detective badge	0		Muscle: +15, Moxie Percent: +30, Item Drop: +15, Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2016-07"
9071	bouncing Jim Carey's wholesome deadly cool detective badge	0		Moxie: +5, Weapon Damage: +5, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Monster Level: +25, Last Available: "2016-07"
9072	cop dollar	0		Last Available: "2016-07"
9073	bouncing detective school application	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-07"
9074	nippy baleful detective roscoe of the boozehound	0		Spell Damage: +25, Cold Damage: +10, Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2016-07"
9075	magnetized non-diffused shoe gum	0		Effect: "Strong Grip", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2016-07"
9076	up-at-dawn zippy noir fedora of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Initiative: +20, Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2016-07"
9077	careful curative trench coat of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Monster Level: -10, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2016-07"
9078	artisanal weak huge Falcon&trade; Maltese Liquor	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2016-07"
9079	bland hardboiled egg	3	decent	Last Available: "2016-07"
9080	detective tattoo	0		Last Available: "2016-07"
9081	DIY protonic accelerator kit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-08"
9082	aromatic asbestos-lined knitted friendly boxer's protonic accelerator pack of Calamity Jane	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Familiar Weight: +3, Cold Resistance: +3, Hot Resistance: +5, Stench Resistance: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Shoot Ghost", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Trap Ghost", Last Available: "2016-08"
9083	almost-dead walkie-talkie	0		Last Available: "2016-08"
9084	experienced Adventurer bobblehead	0		Experience: +2, Last Available: "2016-11"
9085	twirling pulsating psychokinetic energy blob	0		Last Available: "2016-08"
9086	teal executive bindle of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2016-08"
9087	olive spinning upside-down hardened smartaleck's fleshy lump	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Damage Reduction: 3, Last Available: "2016-08"
9088	sharpshooter's smoldering bagel punch of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Last Available: "2016-08"
9089	razor-sharp ghostly reins of vim and vigor	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-08"
9090	blinking scorching derringer	0		Hot Damage: +25, Last Available: "2016-08"
9091	Temple Grandin's Mr. Screege's spectacles	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Single Equip, Drops Meat, Last Available: "2016-08"
9092	deadly educational brawny Spookyraven signet	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Experience: +1, Weapon Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-08"
9093	blinking smelly forbidden tie-dyed fannypack	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-08"
9094	asbestos-lined steel-toed burnt snowpants	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Hot Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "1.5xPotato, cap 25", Last Available: "2016-08"
9095	padded standards and practices guide	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Censorious Lecture", Last Available: "2016-08"
9096	lion tamer's Carpathian longsword of the sewer of bravery	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Stench Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2016-08"
9097	jittery dangerous Herculean sage Liam's mail	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Experience (Muscle): +1, Weapon Damage: +10, Last Available: "2016-08"
9098	stiffened Unfortunato's foolscap of the ox of the blizzard	0		Muscle: +20, Damage Reduction: 1, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2016-08"
9099	Thwaitgold cockroach statuette	0		
9100	twirling rad	0		
9101	purification tablet	0		
9102	narrow cyan Wrist-Boy of the ox	0		Muscle: +20
9103	Dear Past Self Package	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-09"
9104	Time-Spinner	0		Last Available: "2016-09"
9105	purple bouncing compounded experience	0		Last Available: "2016-09"
9106	pulsating Rad-B-Gone (1 lb.)	0		
9107	quadruple-concentrated enhanced blinking Rad-Pro (1 oz.)	0		Effect: "Preternatural Greed", Effect Duration: 64
9108	lead umbrella	0		
9109	colloidal blinking Shrieking Weasel holo-record	0		Effect: "Wet and Greedy", Effect Duration: 36
9110	anodized activated liquefied Power-Guy 2000 holo-record	0		Effect: "Inscrutable exoskeleton", Effect Duration: 55
9111	enhanced flattened Lucky Strikes holo-record	0		Effect: "The Dark Lord Rides in Force Tonight", Effect Duration: 24
9112	pickled tumbling spinning EMD holo-record	0		Effect: "Dancing Prowess", Effect Duration: 40
9113	pickled Vulcanized Superdrifter holo-record	0		Effect: "Ice Packed", Effect Duration: 14
9114	triple-concentrated galvanized spinning The Pigs holo-record	0		Effect: "Toast Tea", Effect Duration: 18
9115	galvanized squat Drunk Uncles holo-record	0		Effect: "The Smile of Mr. A.", Effect Duration: 37
9116	blurry teal time residue	0		Last Available: "2016-09"
9117	strapping repaid diaper	0		Muscle: +5
9118	pulsating Riker's Search History	0		Last Available: "2016-09"
9119	aged Shot of Kardashian Gin	3	awesome	Last Available: "2016-09"
9120	narrow upside-down Da Vinci's Unstable Pointy Ears	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-09"
9121	blurry tumbling Memory Disk, Alpha	0		Last Available: "2016-09"
9122	lime green shaking Tea, Earl Grey, Hot	1	awesome	Last Available: "2016-09"
9123	mirror School of Hard Knocks Diploma	0		
9124	baby bark scorpion	0		
9125	droppable microphone	0		
9126	watered-down artisanal unidentified drink	2	EPIC	
9127	miser's KoL Con 13 T-shirt of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Meat Drop: +10
9128	huge coward's hale fortified discarded swimming trunks	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Maximum HP: +20, Monster Level: -20
9129	extra-oxidized improved wobbly jittery diluted makeup	0		Effect: "Irresistible Resolve", Effect Duration: 41
9130	boiled shaking charisma potion	0		Effect: "Wreathed in Smoke", Effect Duration: 67
9131	extremely confusing manual	0		
9132	educational thinker's pistol	0		Mysticality: +10, Experience: +1
9133	teal KoL Con 13 snowglobe	0		Drops Items, Last Available: "2016-10"
9134	adequate cyan leftover pasty	3	good	
9135	perfectly mixed very whiskey	4	EPIC	
9136	maroon li'l orphan tot	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-10"
9137	li'l knight costume	0		All Attributes: +15, Last Available: "2016-10"
9138	squat li'l unicorn costume	0		Adventures: +5, PvP Fights: +5, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9139	teal li'l candy corn costume	0		All Resistance: +5, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9140	li'l ninja costume	0		Item Drop: +150, Lasts Until Rollover, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9141	li'l pirate costume	0		Meat Drop: +300, Lasts Until Rollover, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9142	li'l clown costume	0		Experience: +15, Lasts Until Rollover, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9143	li'l robot costume	0		Experience: +10, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9144	li'l eyeball costume	0		Combat Rate: -10, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9145	li'l liberty costume	0		Item Drop: +100, Meat Drop: +200, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9146	double-activated super-boiled upside-down hoarded candy wad	0		Effect: "Norwhalloped", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2016-10"
9147	modified corrupted gray Prunets	0		Effect: "Badger Underfoot", Effect Duration: 18
9148	Twitching Television Tattoo	0		
9149	blurry baby scorpion	0		Familiar Weight: +10
9150	concentrated invisible string	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Effect: "Boilermade", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2016-10"
9151	cold-filtered invisible seam ripper	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Effect: "Impregnably Delicious", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2016-10"
9152	li'l ghost costume	0		Initiative: +100, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9153	stale pulsating raw sweet potato	3	decent	Last Available: "2016-11"
9154	bland raw beans	4	decent	Last Available: "2016-11"
9155	half-sized normal raw stuffing	2	good	Last Available: "2016-11"
9156	immense stale teal raw cranberry sauce	6	decent	Last Available: "2016-11"
9157	adequate massive red raw turkey	10	good	Last Available: "2016-11"
9158	rotten pulsating raw mincemeat	3	crappy	Last Available: "2016-11"
9159	toothsome immense blinking raw potato	8	awesome	Last Available: "2016-11"
9160	miniature rotten raw gravy	2	crappy	Last Available: "2016-11"
9161	yummy twirling yellow raw bread	4	awesome	Last Available: "2016-11"
9162	up-at-dawn coward's mini-marshmallow dispenser	0		Monster Level: -20, Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2016-11"
9163	knitted supercharged glass casserole dish of mayonnaise	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Cold Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2016-11"
9164	lime green blurry stuffing fluffer	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9165	can opener of James Dean of Gandalf	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Last Available: "2016-11"
9166	dehydrated squat turkey blaster	1		Last Available: "2016-11"
9167	lime green blinking Annie Oakley's Van der Graaf glass pie plate	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2016-11"
9168	Sherlock's asbestos-lined potato masher	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2016-11"
9169	spinning gravy boat	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9170	bread mold	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9171	adequate fancy huge tumbling sweet potatoes	9	good	Effect: "Hopped Up on Goofballs", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2016-11"
9172	miniature bland bean casserole	2	decent	Last Available: "2016-11"
9173	half-sized bland fuchsia baked stuffing	2	decent	Last Available: "2016-11"
9174	adequate special jittery cranberry cylinder	3	good	Effect: "Feroci Tea", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2016-11"
9175	flavorless huge thanksgiving turkey	8	decent	Last Available: "2016-11"
9176	snack-sized adequate mince pie	2	good	Last Available: "2016-11"
9177	big adequate wobbly mashed potatoes	5	good	Last Available: "2016-11"
9178	flavorless warm gravy	3	decent	Last Available: "2016-11"
9179	bland small bread roll	2	decent	Last Available: "2016-11"
9180	bland leftovers	4	decent	Last Available: "2016-11"
9181	decent low-calorie gray leftovers sandwich	1	good	Last Available: "2016-11"
9182	Eldritch Intellect: Journey into a Mind of Horror	0		Skill: "Eldritch Intellect"
9183	wobbly cornucopia	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9184	megacopia	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9185	pilgrim hat	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9186	twirling packet of thanksgarden seeds	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9187	cashew	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9188	teal bomb of unknown origin	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9189	squat upside-down Granny Tood's Thanksgarden Catalog	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-11"
9190	eldritch effluvium	0		
9191	corrupted eldritch concentrate	0		Effect: "Wax On Your Shoes", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2016-11"
9192	acceptable shaking twirling eldritch extract	4	good	Last Available: "2016-11"
9193	flame-retardant beefy Official Council Aide Pin	0		Muscle: +10, Hot Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2016-11"
9194	lousy strong eldritch distillate	5	decent	Last Available: "2016-11"
9195	altered mirror eldritch essence	1		Last Available: "2016-11"
9196	huge Science Notebook of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25
9197	blue spinning avaricious Van der Graaf steel-toed eldritch hat	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Meat Drop: +30, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2016-11"
9198	Rosewater's boxer's eldritch pants of the sweet-tooth	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Mysticality Percent: +30, Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2016-11"
9199	spirit-forward mediocre eldritch elixir	5	decent	Last Available: "2016-11"
9200	blinking frightening Quartet of Flare Masters Jacket of the sweet-tooth	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2016-11", Rollover Effect Duration: 1
9201	lump of not really wriggling eldritch matter	0		
9202	wobbly Adventurer's Kit	0		
9203	Build-a-City Gingerbread kit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-12"
9204	skewed counterfeit city	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9205	sprinkles	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9206	bouncing The Gingerbread Vigilante's Handbook	0		Skill: "Licorice Rope", Last Available: "2016-12"
9207	Sherlock's ball and chain	0		Item Drop: +25, Sprinkle Drop: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9208	narrow wobbly candy dog collar	0		Sprinkle Drop: +25, Last Available: "2016-12"
9209	blinking therapeutic gingerbread tophat	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2016-12"
9210	squat lard-coated gingerbread waistcoat	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2016-12"
9211	electrified gingerbread trousers	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2016-12"
9212	ghostly mirror baleful stylish candy dress shoes of the businessman	0		Moxie: +25, Spell Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9213	friendly careful experienced candy necktie	0		Experience: +2, Monster Level: -10, Familiar Weight: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9214	lightning-fast Oprah's chocolate pocketwatch of Flo-Jo	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Initiative: 140, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9215	wobbly broken chocolate pocketwatch	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9216	huge interesting clod of dirt	0		
9217	gingerbread restraining order	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9218	ghostly sprinkle-begging cup	0		Sprinkle Drop: +50, Last Available: "2016-12"
9219	miniature delicious animal part cracker	2	awesome	Last Available: "2016-12"
9220	special bad gingerbread wine	4	decent	Effect: "Wise Spirit", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2016-12"
9221	half-sized decent upside-down purple gingerbread mug	2	good	Last Available: "2016-12"
9222	flame-retardant gingerbread mask	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2016-12"
9223	tumbling sizzling gingerservo of the wise owl of the empath	0		Mysticality: +20, Familiar Weight: +5, Hot Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9224	denatured wet teal tainted icing	0		Effect: "Boon of the Storm Tortoise", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2016-12"
9225	reassuring gingerbeard	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9226	squat gingerbread smartphone	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9227	lion tamer's brawny gingerbread hoodie	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Experience (familiar): +2, Sprinkle Drop: +15, Last Available: "2016-12"
9228	shellacked gingerbread pistol of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Damage Reduction: 7, Last Available: "2016-12"
9229	energetic supercool marzipan briefcase	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-12"
9230	mirror creme brulee torch of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-12"
9231	candy crowbar of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-12"
9232	wobbly nippy manspreader's candy screwdriver	0		Monster Level: +10, Cold Damage: +10, Last Available: "2016-12"
9233	blurry upside-down gingerbread dog treat	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9234	pumpkin spice candle	0		Item Drop: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-12"
9235	nitrogenated gingerbread spice latte	0		Effect: "Crimbo Nostalgia", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2016-12"
9236	maroon blurry miser's supercool gingerbread gavel	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2016-12"
9237	gingerbread cigarette	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9238	gingerbread moneybag	0		Sprinkle Drop: +25, Last Available: "2016-12"
9239	acceptable ginger beer	4	good	Last Available: "2016-12"
9240	bouncing spare chocolate parts	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9241	frozen activated industrial frosting	0		Effect: "Antibiotic Saucesphere", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2016-12"
9242	flattened skewed fake cocktail	0		Effect: "Comic Violence", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2016-12"
9243	bad enchanted high-end ginger wine	3	decent	Effect: "Sauce Monocle", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2016-12"
9244	therapeutic plastic bad vibe	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2016-12"
9245	steel-toed plastic angry vikings	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Last Available: "2016-12"
9246	cyan sharpshooter's plastic Knows About Chakras	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Last Available: "2016-12"
9247	olive scorching plastic Your Brain	0		Hot Damage: +25, Last Available: "2016-12"
9248	executive plastic Krampus	0		Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2016-12"
9249	moist tumbling Inner Wisdom	0		Effect: "Marco Polarity", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2016-12"
9250	aerosolized polarized gray Inner Strength	0		Effect: "Wet and Greedy", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2016-12"
9251	adjusted pressed pulsating pulsating Inner Truth	0		Effect: "Sleaze-Resistant Trousers", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2016-12"
9252	bland half-sized blue spiritual candy cane	2	decent	Last Available: "2016-12"
9253	aged olive spiritual eggnog	3	awesome	Last Available: "2016-12"
9254	adequate huge spiritual fruitcake	9	good	Last Available: "2016-12"
9255	spoiled jumbo spiritual gingerbread	5	crappy	Last Available: "2016-12"
9256	blinking chocolate puppy	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9257	chocolate leash	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Last Available: "2016-12"
9258	upside-down My Life of Crime, a Memoir	0		Skill: "Gingerbread Mob Hit", Last Available: "2016-12"
9259	Pop Art: a Guide	0		Skill: "Fifteen Minutes of Flame", Last Available: "2016-12"
9260	mirror No Hats as Art	0		Skill: "Ceci N'Est Pas Un Chapeau", Last Available: "2016-12"
9261	gray Rethinking Candy	0		Skill: "Sweet Synthesis", Last Available: "2016-12"
9262	blinking fruit-leather negatives	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9263	purple gingerbread blackmail photos	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9264	shaking briefcase full of sprinkles	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9265	teethpick	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9266	super-galvanized blurry rock candy	0		Effect: "Oriental Mysticism", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2016-12"
9267	bite-sized rotten green-iced sweet roll	1	crappy	Last Available: "2016-12"
9268	wobbly sugar raygun	0		Sprinkle Drop: +50, Last Available: "2016-12"
9269	chocolate sculpture	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9270	huge ghostly fuchsia no hat	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-12"
9271	wobbly chakra sludge	0		
9272	negative lump	0		
9273	scandalous Third Eye of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +5, Last Available: "2016-12"
9274	red frosty Krampus Horn of temperance	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9275	half-sized adequate hambrosier	2	good	Last Available: "2016-12"
9276	watered-down drinkable chakra-mental wine	2	good	Last Available: "2016-12"
9277	quadruple-polymerized enhanced adjusted wobbly chakra malt	0		Effect: "High Blood Chocolate Content", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2016-12"
9278	adequate Black Angus blackburger	3	good	Last Available: "2016-12"
9279	lousy watered-down gray blinking brandy	2	decent	Last Available: "2016-12"
9280	super-warmed moist potion of spiritual gunkifying	0		Effect: "Dancing Prowess", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2016-12"
9281	flame-retardant Temple Grandin's bad vibroknife	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Hot Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2016-12"
9282	Temple Grandin's Van der Graaf crystal belt buckle	0		Familiar Weight: +7, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2016-12"
9283	fortified Samson's saffron antaravasaka	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Damage Absorption: +60, Last Available: "2016-12"
9284	deadly saffron uttarasanga of the detective	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2016-12"
9285	Lump-Stacking for Beginners	0		Skill: "Stack Lumps", Last Available: "2016-12"
9286	eternal knot tattoo	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9287	pulsating pet bad vibe	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9288	gallstone	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2016-12"
9289	huge greasy padded dance instructor's Uncle Crimbo's hat	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Damage Absorption: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2016-12", Rollover Effect Duration: 100
9290	delicious enchanted Eldritch snap	3	awesome	Effect: "Bootyliciousness", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2017-01"
9291	mixed olive wobbly hot jelly	1		Effect: "Down With Chow", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2017-01"
9292	dehydrated pulsating jelly	1		Effect: "Going Ape", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2017-01"
9293	modified jelly	1		Last Available: "2017-01"
9294	dehydrated mirror sleaze jelly	1		Last Available: "2017-01"
9295	dried skewed blurry stench jelly	1		Last Available: "2017-01"
9296	space planula	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-01"
9297	toothsome toast with hot jelly	3	awesome	Last Available: "2017-01"
9298	moldy green toast with jelly	4	crappy	Last Available: "2017-01"
9299	flavorless miniature toast with jelly	2	decent	Last Available: "2017-01"
9300	thick flavorless mirror toast with sleaze jelly	5	decent	Last Available: "2017-01"
9301	delicious blinking toast with stench jelly	3	awesome	Last Available: "2017-01"
9302	space jellybicycle	0		Familiar Weight: +5
9303	skewed hopeful candle	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-01"
9304	pewter candlestick	0		Familiar Weight: +10
9305	lard-coated Da Vinci's wax hand	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2017-01"
9306	perfumed wizardly candle	0		Mysticality: +25, Stench Resistance: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-01"
9307	stale ghostly wax pancake	4	decent	Last Available: "2017-01"
9308	wax face of Gandalf of the detective	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2017-01"
9309	delicious practically non-alcoholic wax booze	1	awesome	Last Available: "2017-01"
9310	glob of melted wax	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
9311	modified sea jelly	1		Last Available: "2017-01"
9312	rotten mirror sea truffle	4	crappy	Last Available: "2017-01"
9313	teal blinking tarnished luggage key	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
9314	ghostly crushed steamer trunk	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
9315	banded recovered cufflinks	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-01"
9316	heart-shaped crate	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-02"
9317	galvanized gray LOV Elixir #3	0		Effect: "Disdain of the Storm Tortoise", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2017-02"
9318	altered unsweetened LOV Elixir #6	0		Effect: "Human-Hippy Hybrid", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2017-02"
9319	quantum modified blue LOV Elixir #9	0		Effect: "Aquarius Rising", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2017-02"
9320	pulsating friendly LOV Eardigan of the blizzard of the sewer	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Stench Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-02"
9321	clever arcane researcher's LOV Epaulettes of the storm	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Maximum MP: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-02"
9322	squat fortified LOV Earrings of Calamity Jane of terror	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-02"
9323	pulsating LOV Enamorang	0		Last Available: "2017-02"
9324	LOV Emotionizer	0		Last Available: "2017-02"
9325	LOV Extraterrestrial Chocolate	0		Last Available: "2017-02"
9326	powdered bouncing blurry LOV Echinacea Bouquet	1		Effect: "Newt Gets In Your Eyes", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2017-02"
9327	quilted LOV Elephant	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Last Available: "2017-02"
9328	shaking scorching eldritch scanner	0		Hot Damage: +25, Last Available: "2017-02"
9329	improved modified cyan eldritch alignment spray	0		Effect: "Blood-Gorged", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2017-02"
9330	twirling LOV Entrance Pass	0		Last Available: "2017-02"
9331	ruddy eldritch hammer of the dark arts of terror	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2017-01"
9332	normal eldritch mushroom	4	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9333	jittery eldritch ichor	0		
9334	miniature stale eldritch mushroom pizza	2	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9335	eldritch tincture	0		Skill: "Evoke Eldritch Horror", Last Available: "2017-02"
9336	eldritch tincture (depleted)	0		Skill: "Evoke Eldritch Horror", Last Available: "2017-02"
9337	irradiated nitrogenated cyan eldritch rub	0		Effect: "Greedy Resolve", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2017-02"
9338	HP-35 Calculator	0		
9339	Silver HP-35 Calculator	0		
9340	Golden HP-35 Calculator	0		
9341	jittery Platinum HP-35 Calculator	0		
9342	Diamond HP-35 Calculator	0		
9343	bottlecap	0		
9344	green discarded button	0		
9345	jittery Gummi-Memory	0		
9346	Thwaitgold amoeba statuette	0		
9347	blurry pickled grasshopper	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9348	teal bottle of an&iacute;s	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9349	bottle of novelty hot sauce	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9350	elemental sugarcube	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9351	peppermint sprig	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9352	bottle of clam juice	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9353	cocktail mushroom	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9354	shot of granola liqueur	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9355	bouncing can of cherry-flavored sterno	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9356	lump of ichor	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9357	bottle of gregnadigne	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9358	bottle of Cr&egrave;me de Fugu	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9359	bouncing baby oil shooter	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9360	fish head	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9361	limepatch	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9362	pile of dirt	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9363	slime shooter	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9364	imaginary lemon	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9365	hand-crafted practically non-alcoholic literal grasshopper	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9366	perfectly mixed double entendre	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9367	lousy weak enchanted Phlegethon	2	decent	Effect: "Cold Hands", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2017-03"
9368	drinkable boozy Siberian sunrise	5	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9369	practically non-alcoholic tolerable mentholated wine	1	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9370	lousy extra-dry low tide martini	5	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9371	acceptable shroomtini	3	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9372	delicious enchanted morning dew	4	awesome	Effect: "Electrolit Up", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2017-03"
9373	mediocre weak whiskey squeeze	2	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9374	drinkable great fashioned	3	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9375	practically non-alcoholic perfectly mixed Gnomish sagngria	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9376	hand-crafted jittery lime green vodka stinger	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9377	perfectly mixed extremely slippery nipple	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9378	hand-crafted piscatini	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9379	extra-dry bad Churchill	5	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9380	weak perfectly mixed soilzerac	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9381	irresponsibly strong aged gray London frog	7	awesome	Last Available: "2017-03"
9382	hand-crafted blinking nothingtini	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9383	practically non-alcoholic delicious eighth plague	1	awesome	Last Available: "2017-03"
9384	lousy single entendre	3	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9385	lousy practically non-alcoholic reverse Tantalus	1	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9386	weak delicious elemental caipiroska	2	awesome	Last Available: "2017-03"
9387	aged Feliz Navidad	4	awesome	Last Available: "2017-03"
9388	tolerable Bloody Nora	3	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9389	hand-crafted practically non-alcoholic squat moreltini	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9390	acceptable watered-down hell in a bucket	2	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9391	lousy spinning Newark	4	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9392	bad R'lyeh	4	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9393	perfectly mixed Gnollish sangria	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9394	irresponsibly strong acceptable vodka barracuda	6	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9395	practically non-alcoholic smooth lime green Mysterious Island iced tea	1	awesome	Last Available: "2017-03"
9396	bad drive-by shooting	3	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9397	smooth gunner's daughter	4	awesome	Last Available: "2017-03"
9398	tolerable special watered-down dirt julep	2	good	Effect: "Yuletide Sappiness", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2017-03"
9399	mediocre Simepore slime	3	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9400	smooth weak gray Phil Collins	2	awesome	Last Available: "2017-03"
9401	unpowered Robortender	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-03"
9402	toggle switch (Bartend)	0		Familiar Weight: +5
9403	toggle switch (Bounce)	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Equips On: "Robortender"
9404	shaking upside-down Spacegate access badge	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-04"
9405	filter helmet	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9406	exo-servo leg braces	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9407	teal rad cloak	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9408	bouncing gate transceiver	0		Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9409	high-friction boots	0		Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9410	Spacegate Research	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9411	alien rock sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9412	alien gemstone	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9413	geological sample kit	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9414	botanical sample kit	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9415	miniature moldy edible alien plant bit	2	crappy	Last Available: "2017-04"
9416	alien plant fibers	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9417	alien plant sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9418	complex alien plant sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9419	fascinating alien plant sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9420	modified huge alien plant goo	1		Last Available: "2017-04"
9421	alien plant pod	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9422	zoological sample kit	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9423	moldy small alien meat	2	crappy	Last Available: "2017-04"
9424	huge alien toenails	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9425	blurry alien zoological sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9426	shaking complex alien zoological sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9427	fascinating alien zoological sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9428	compressed blinking shaking alien animal goo	1		Last Available: "2017-04"
9429	alien animal milk	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9430	spant egg casing	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9431	murderbot data core	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9432	unsweetened alien medicine	0		Effect: "meat.enh", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2017-04"
9433	spoiled alien salad	3	crappy	Last Available: "2017-04"
9434	tolerable strong blurry alien booze	5	good	Last Available: "2017-04"
9435	upside-down flame-wreathed sage alien mask of courage	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2017-04"
9436	rosewater-soaked foul-smelling alien spear of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Stench Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2017-04"
9437	ghostly manspreader's studded alien blowgun of the bloodbag	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Maximum HP: +100, Monster Level: +10, Last Available: "2017-04"
9438	horrifying Oprah's hardy alien loincloth	0		Maximum HP: +50, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Spooky Damage: +25, Last Available: "2017-04"
9439	sizzling Oprah's alien totem of Leguizamo	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Monster Level: +20, Hot Damage: +10, Last Available: "2017-04"
9440	pulsating hale healthy weightlifter's alien necklace	0		Muscle: +15, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Maximum HP: +20, Last Available: "2017-04"
9441	olive narrow spant chitin	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9442	spant tendon	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9443	gravedigger's Socratic spants	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Spooky Damage: +10, Last Available: "2017-04"
9444	tumbling maroon Lo Pan's forbidden spant shield	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Last Available: "2017-04"
9445	sharpshooter's wizardly spant shoulderpads	0		Mysticality: +25, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-04"
9446	inspector's stylish spant backplate	0		Moxie: +25, Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2017-04"
9447	skewed lard-coated spant spear of Flo-Jo	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2017-04"
9448	murderbot power cell	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9449	blinking murderbot component casing	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9450	murderbot monofilament	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9451	colloidal anodized cold-filtered murderbot shield unit	0		Effect: "There Wolf", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2017-04"
9452	blurry murderbot live wire	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9453	Jeselnik's smelly educational murderbot mask	0		Experience: +1, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Damage: +25, Avatar: "Murderbot", Last Available: "2017-04"
9454	vacuum-sealed aerosolized wet squat murderbot spring injector	0		Effect: "Polka Face", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2017-04"
9455	wool hardy murderbot whip	0		Maximum HP: +50, Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2017-04"
9456	miser's murderbot plasma rifle of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Meat Drop: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "EXTERMINATE SPANT", Last Available: "2017-04"
9457	wobbly murderbot memory chip	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9458	upside-down space pirate treasure map	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9459	spinning bouncing Space Pirate Astrogation Handbook	0		Skill: "Quantum Movement", Last Available: "2017-04"
9460	tumbling Non-Euclidean Finance	0		Skill: "5-D Earning Potential", Last Available: "2017-04"
9461	Peek-a-Boo!	0		Skill: "Object Quasi-Permanence", Last Available: "2017-04"
9462	Procrastinator locker key	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9463	Space Baby children's book	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9464	Space Baby bawbaw	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9465	Spacegate	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9466	decent half-sized Aldebaran sardines	2	good	Last Available: "2017-04"
9467	hand-crafted twirling Centauri fish wine	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-04"
9468	pickled olive blinking oxygen	1		Last Available: "2017-04"
9469	lime green executive ribald Spacegate scientist's insignia	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-04", Rollover Effect Duration: 30
9470	huge supercharged Spacegate military insignia of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-04", Rollover Effect Duration: 30
9471	rosewater-soaked coward's veiny Spacegate diplomat's insignia	0		Maximum HP: +10, Monster Level: -20, Stench Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-04"
9472	Spacegate emergency disintegrator	0		Skill: "Disintegrate", Last Available: "2017-04"
9473	Spacegate Initiative tattoo unit	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9474	normal massive alien sandwich	6	good	Last Available: "2017-04"
9475	glitched malware	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
9476	polymerized Spant eggs	0		Effect: "Purity of Spirit", Effect Duration: 21
9477	Spacegate (open)	0		Lasts Until Rollover
9478	ghostly New-You Club Membership Form	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-05"
9479	anodized Daily Affirmation: Always be Collecting	0		Effect: "There Wolf", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2017-05"
9480	improved teal Daily Affirmation: Think Win-Lose	0		Effect: "Bright!", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2017-05"
9481	oxidized quadruple-moist Daily Affirmation: Be Superficially interested	0		Effect: "Sleazy Weapon", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2017-05"
9482	activated flattened electrified shaking Daily Affirmation: Adapt to Change Eventually	0		Effect: "Ack!  Barred!", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2017-05"
9483	Vulcanized alkaline triple-irradiated Daily Affirmation: Be a Mind Master	0		Effect: "Hobonic", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2017-05"
9484	non-oxidized flattened blurry Daily Affirmation: Work For Hours a Week	0		Effect: "Grrrrrrreat!", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2017-05"
9485	colloidal Daily Affirmation: Keep Free Hate in your Heart	0		Effect: "Twinkly Weapon", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2017-05"
9486	small decent Affirmation Cookie	2	good	Last Available: "2017-05"
9487	License To Kill	0		
9488	Thwaitgold bug statuette	0		
9489	Victor's Spoils	0		
9490	flattened non-anodized Threatening Missive	0		Effect: "Innately Strong", Effect Duration: 40
9491	Targeted Plague Vector	0		
9492	suspicious package	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-06"
9493	squat wool stanky deadly Kremlin's Greatest Briefcase	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "KGB tranquilizer dart", Last Available: "2017-06"
9494	lousy jittery basic martini	3	decent	Last Available: "2017-06"
9495	acceptable improved martini	4	good	Last Available: "2017-06"
9496	drinkable twirling teal splendid martini	4	good	Last Available: "2017-06"
9497	exploding cigar	0		Last Available: "2017-06"
9498	narrow can of Minions-Be-Gone	0		Last Available: "2017-06"
9499	pulsating pulsating tattoo gun	0		Last Available: "2017-06"
9500	spinning gun	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-06"
9501	skewed gum	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-06"
9502	bouncing greedy resourceful sage plastic gundam	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Maximum MP: +50, Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2017-06"
9503	green License to Chill	0		Last Available: "2017-07"
9504	yellow Celsius 233	0		Skill: "Eternal Flame", Last Available: "2017-06"
9505	cyan Celsius 233 (singed)	0		Skill: "Eternal Flame", Last Available: "2017-06"
9506	Lazenby's Life Lesson	0		Free Pull
9507	LI-11 Motor Pool voucher	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-07"
9508	Asdon Martin keyfob (on ring)	0		Last Available: "2017-07"
9509	skewed L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate	0		
9510	Dust bunny	0		
9511	Pocket Meteor Guide	0		Last Available: "2017-08"
9512	ghostly Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed)	0		Last Available: "2017-08"
9513	cyan Meteorite-Ade	0		Last Available: "2017-08"
9514	tiny spoiled meteoreo	1	crappy	Last Available: "2017-08"
9515	perfectly mixed meadeorite	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-08"
9516	meteoroid	0		Last Available: "2017-08"
9517	sinister supercool meteortarboard of the early riser	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Spell Damage: +10, Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2017-08"
9518	lard-coated coward's meteorite guard of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Monster Level: -20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2017-08"
9519	coward's meteorb of Flo-Jo	0		Monster Level: -20, Initiative: +100, Lantern: 1, Lantern Element: "Hot", Last Available: "2017-08"
9520	asbestos-lined asteroid belt of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-08"
9521	squat huge stanky groovy meteorthopedic shoes of the boozehound	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Booze Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-08"
9522	rock-hard brawny shooting morning star of vim and vigor	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Damage Reduction: 5, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-08"
9523	meteoroid	0		Last Available: "2017-08"
9524	yellow huge meteor shower cap	0		Familiar Weight: +5
9525	Thwaitgold time fly statuette	0		
9526	perfectly fair coin	0		Last Available: "2017-11"
9527	red Horsery contract	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-08"
9528	corked genie bottle	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-09"
9529	bouncing genie bottle	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9530	wobbly twirling asbestos-lined crafty razor-sharp blessed rustproof +2 gray dragon scale mail	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Maximum MP: +10, Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2023-09"
9531	pony: Dusk Shiny	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9532	olive shaking pony: Shutterfly	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9533	upside-down pony: Pearjack	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9534	pony: Uniquity	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9535	gray jittery pony: Rosey Cake	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9536	wobbly pony: Spectrum Dash	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9537	tumbling pocket wish	0		Last Available: "2023-09"
9538	dropped scrap of paper	0		
9539	hunk of granite	0		
9540	shovelful of dirt	0		
9541	xo-skeleton-in-a-box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-10"
9542	exo-xo-skeleton-skeleton	0		Familiar Weight: +5
9543	gray X	0		Last Available: "2017-10"
9544	shaking blue O	0		Last Available: "2017-10"
9545	artisanal gray DUFRESNE Suds	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-09"
9546	personal trainer's mafia pinky ring of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Single Equip
9547	triple-distilled bad flask of port	7	decent	
9548	personal trainer's strapping contract enforcement stick	0		Muscle: +5, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10
9549	flavorless blurry Hide-rox&trade; cookie	3	decent	Last Available: "2017-10"
9550	lousy practically non-alcoholic jug of booze	1	decent	Last Available: "2017-10"
9551	tarnished Vulcanized quadruple-chilled pair of candy glasses	0		Effect: "Flagrantly Fragrant", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2017-10"
9552	unsweetened unsweetened pulsating temporary X tattoos	0		Effect: "Bugbear in Tooth and Claw", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2017-10"
9553	mixed spinning purple glyph of athleticism	1		Last Available: "2017-10"
9554	pair of scissors	0		Last Available: "2017-10"
9555	liquefied upside-down new habit	0		Effect: "On Pins and Needles", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2017-10"
9556	bridge truss	0		Last Available: "2017-10"
9557	toasty fortified pearl necklace of Calamity Jane	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Hot Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-10"
9558	purple amorphous blob	0		Last Available: "2017-11"
9559	green X	0		Last Available: "2017-11"
9560	ghostly O	0		Last Available: "2017-11"
9561	amorphous blob	0		Last Available: "2017-11"
9562	electrified deadly arcane researcher's protection stick of the overflowing toilet	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Weapon Damage: +5, Stench Spell Damage: +50, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
9563	modified galvanized roll of meat	0		Effect: "Lifted Spirits", Effect Duration: 49
9564	forbidden mafia thumb ring of the early riser	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Adventures: +7, Single Equip
9565	non-anodized blue ghostly cocoa chondrule	0		Effect: "Blessing of the Stinking Alphredo&trade;", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2020-09"
9566	Herculean mafia middle finger ring of the glutton	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Food Drop: +100, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Show them your ring"
9567	wobbly Jeselnik's frightening foul-smelling Sinatra's steel drivin' hammer	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Stench Damage: +10, Spooky Damage: +5, Sleaze Damage: +25
9568	piece of steel	0		
9569	wobbly fireproof mafia pointer finger ring of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Hot Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Drops Meat
9570	worksite credentials of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
9571	frightening Newton's Socratic brawny negotiatin' hammer	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Experience (Mysticality): 4, Spooky Damage: +5
9572	teal pantogram	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-11"
9573	narrow pantogram	0		Last Available: "2017-11"
9574	pantogram pants	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-11"
9575	hale forbidden mafia wedding ring	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Maximum HP: +20, Single Equip
9576	blinking strapping mafia organizer badge	0		Muscle: +5, Single Equip
9577	mafia filofax	0		
9578	transparent nog	1	awesome	Last Available: "2017-12"
9579	flavorless squat unfinished fruitcake	4	decent	Last Available: "2017-12"
9580	altered energized twirling and cracker	0		Effect: "Flagrantly Fragrant", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2017-12"
9581	practically non-alcoholic bad neg grog	1	decent	Last Available: "2017-12"
9582	rotten half double fruitcake	4	crappy	Last Available: "2017-12"
9583	decent hushed puppy	3	good	Last Available: "2017-12"
9584	bland huge wobbly muffled muffuletta	3	decent	Last Available: "2017-12"
9585	rotten shushed potatoes	4	crappy	Last Available: "2017-12"
9586	chaotic plastic mime functionary	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Last Available: "2017-12"
9587	Jeselnik's plastic mime scientist	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Last Available: "2017-12"
9588	upside-down plastic mime soldier of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Last Available: "2017-12"
9589	sharpshooter's plastic mime executive	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Last Available: "2017-12"
9590	rosy-cheeked plastic The Silent Nightmare	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2017-12"
9591	cyan locked mumming trunk	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-12"
9592	mumming trunk	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9593	temperance whiskey	1	crappy	Last Available: "2017-11"
9594	polarized adjusted blinking wishbone	0		Effect: "On the Shoulders of Giants", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2017-11"
9595	tolerable Racisto Ruidoso	3	good	Last Available: "2017-11"
9596	earthenware muffin tin	0		
9597	moldy tiny bran muffin	1	crappy	
9598	spoiled fancy blueberry muffin	4	crappy	Effect: "Blessing of the Creepy Pasta", Effect Duration: 50
9599	silent A	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9600	silent B	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9601	silent C	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9602	silent D	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9603	silent E	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9604	silent F	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9605	silent G	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9606	silent H	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9607	silent I	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9608	squat silent J	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9609	blinking silent K	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9610	silent L	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9611	silent M	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9612	silent N	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9613	silent O	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9614	silent P	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9615	silent Q	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9616	jittery silent R	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9617	silent S	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9618	silent T	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9619	spinning silent U	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9620	silent V	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9621	silent W	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9622	green silent X	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9623	upside-down silent Y	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9624	blurry silent Z	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9625	crystalline cheer	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9626	anti-earplugs	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9627	warehouse key	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9628	mime pocket probe	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9629	lousy spinning stale cheer wine	3	decent	Last Available: "2017-12"
9630	delicious bouncing stale Cheer-E-Os	3	awesome	Last Available: "2017-12"
9631	narrow yellow cheer-o-gram	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9632	cheerful antler hat of the brazier of doom	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2017-12"
9633	squat blinking sage cheerful Crimbo sweater of the sewer	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Stench Damage: +25, Last Available: "2017-12"
9634	gravedigger's cheerful pajama pants of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Damage: +10, Last Available: "2017-12"
9635	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1	0		Skill: "Silent Hunter", Last Available: "2017-12"
9636	mirror The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used)	0		Skill: "Silent Hunter", Last Available: "2017-12"
9637	huge The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2	0		Skill: "Quiet Determination", Last Available: "2017-12"
9638	huge The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used)	0		Skill: "Quiet Determination", Last Available: "2017-12"
9639	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3	0		Skill: "Quiet Judgement", Last Available: "2017-12"
9640	shaking The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used)	0		Skill: "Quiet Judgement", Last Available: "2017-12"
9641	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4	0		Skill: "Silent Treatment", Last Available: "2017-12"
9642	huge The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used)	0		Skill: "Silent Treatment", Last Available: "2017-12"
9643	purple The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5	0		Skill: "Silent Knife", Last Available: "2017-12"
9644	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used)	0		Skill: "Silent Knife", Last Available: "2017-12"
9645	olive pulsating The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6	0		Skill: "Quiet Desperation", Last Available: "2017-12"
9646	bouncing The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used)	0		Skill: "Quiet Desperation", Last Available: "2017-12"
9647	shaking teal mime eraser	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9648	delicious twirling executive mime flask	4	awesome	Last Available: "2017-12"
9649	spoiled tiny nega-mushroom	1	crappy	Last Available: "2017-12"
9650	strong tolerable special nega-mushroom wine	5	good	Effect: "Sludgesick", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2017-12"
9651	pressed corrupted moist Cheer-Up soda	0		Effect: "Full of Wist", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2017-12"
9652	bland mime army rations	3	decent	Last Available: "2017-12"
9653	weak hand-crafted mime army wine	2	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	Last Available: "2017-12"
9654	distilled green tumbling upside-down mime army superserum	1		Last Available: "2017-12"
9655	unsweetened mime army camouflage kit	0		Effect: "Can Has Cyborger", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2017-12"
9656	lard-coated cool miming beret	0		Moxie: +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2017-12"
9657	jittery medical-grade miming shirt of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2017-12"
9658	shaking Annie Oakley's miming corduroys of the early riser	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2017-12"
9659	wobbly weightlifter's strapping miming boots	0		Muscle: 20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9660	tumbling arcane researcher's Newton's miming gloves	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9661	God Lobster Egg	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-05"
9662	donated booze	0		
9663	donated food	0		
9664	blurry donated candy	0		
9665	pressed unsweetened digital honeypot	0		Effect: "Super Structure", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2025-12"
9666	mime-proof sunglasses	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9667	healthy mime army insignia (infantry)	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12", Stat Tuning: "Muscle (all)"
9668	stanky mime army insignia (intelligence)	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12", Stat Tuning: "Mysticality (all)"
9669	Jack Frost's mime army insignia (espionage)	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12", Stat Tuning: "Moxie (all)"
9670	mime army insignia (pyrotechnics)	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9671	tumbling mime army insignia (cryonics)	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9672	mime army insignia (psychological warfare)	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9673	mime army insignia (sanitation)	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9674	mime army insignia (morale)	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9675	Usain Bolt's forbidden mime army infiltration glove	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Initiative: +80, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9676	mime army shotglass	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9677	mime army challenge coin	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9678	cheer extractor	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9679	tumbling kerosene-soaked skip	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-12"
9680	fireproof skip lid	0		Familiar Weight: +5
9681	flavorless extra-toasted half sandwich	4	decent	Last Available: "2018-12"
9682	acceptable skewed mulled hobo wine	3	good	Last Available: "2018-12"
9683	burning newspaper	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
9684	ruddy baleful Samson's burning paper hat	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Spell Damage: +25, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-12"
9685	boxer's burning cape of incineration of the boozehound	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Booze Drop: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-12"
9686	spinning dance instructor's burning paper slippers of the scaredy-cat of the overflowing toilet	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Monster Level: -15, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-12"
9687	sizzling dog trainer's personal trainer's burning paper jorts	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Experience (familiar): +1, Hot Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-12"
9688	inspector's greasy Newton's burning paper crane	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Item Drop: +15, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-12"
9689	wobbly January's Garbage Tote (unopened)	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-01"
9690	January's Garbage Tote	0		Last Available: "2018-01"
9691	skewed deceased crimbo tree	0		Breakable, Last Available: "2018-01", Lasts Until Rollover
9692	arcane researcher's broken champagne bottle of mayonnaise	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Breakable, Last Available: "2018-01", Lasts Until Rollover
9693	scandalous flame-wreathed tinsel tights	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Damage: +5, Last Available: "2018-01", Lasts Until Rollover
9694	squat double-paned wool quilted wad of used tape	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Cold Resistance: 6, Last Available: "2018-01", Lasts Until Rollover
9695	rosewater-soaked Temple Grandin's Rosewater's beefcake's silent nightlight	0		Muscle: +25, Mysticality Percent: +30, Familiar Weight: +7, Stench Resistance: +3, Rollover Effect Duration: 50
9696	frozen sweetened reindeer fat	0		Effect: "Chief Executive Optimism", Effect Duration: 67
9697	liquefied Good 'n' Quiet	0		Effect: "Heightened Senses", Effect Duration: 60
9698	warmed pickled yellow hot button candy	0		Effect: "Phairly Pheromonal", Effect Duration: 13
9699	dog trainer's ruddy Rosewater's makeshift garbage shirt	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Experience (familiar): +1, Breakable, Last Available: "2018-01", Lasts Until Rollover
9700	knitted thinker's novelty monorail ticket	0		Mysticality: +10, Cold Resistance: +3, Rollover Effect Duration: 100
9701	powdered pills	1		
9702	compressed furry pill	1		Effect: "Arcane in the Brain", Effect Duration: 20
9703	boiled beefy pill	1		Effect: "Twinklebritches", Effect Duration: 20
9704	denatured twirling excitement pill	1		Effect: "Kindly Resolve", Effect Duration: 40
9705	twisted vitamin G pill	1		
9706	distilled maroon spinning lucky-ish pill	1		Effect: "Banono", Effect Duration: 25
9707	mixed dieting pill	1		Effect: "Cookie Backup", Effect Duration: 35
9712	Clan Carnival Game	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-02"
9713	How To Get Bigger Without Really Trying	0		Skill: "Get Big", Last Available: "2018-02"
9714	Illustrated Mating Rituals of the Gallapagos	0		Skill: "Gallapagosian Mating Call", Last Available: "2018-02"
9715	Convincing People You Can See The Future	0		Skill: "Inscrutable Gaze", Last Available: "2018-02"
9716	Love Potions and the Wizards who Mix Them	0		Skill: "Love Mixology", Last Available: "2018-02"
9717	They'll Love You In Rhinestones	0		Skill: "Acquire Rhinestones", Last Available: "2018-02"
9718	yellow Silly Little Love Song	0		Skill: "Paul's Passionate Pop Song", Last Available: "2018-02"
9719	Lo Pan's genie's turbane of the sweet-tooth	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2018-02"
9720	shaking Lo Pan's Rosewater's genie's scimitar	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Last Available: "2018-02"
9721	Jack Frost's smooth genie's pants	0		Moxie: +15, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2018-02"
9722	supercharged grievous genie's bracers	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2018-02"
9723	healthy psychic's circlet of the brazier	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2018-02"
9724	bouncing Jim Carey's psychic's crystal ball of the cheetah	0		Monster Level: +25, Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2018-02"
9725	avaricious perfumed psychic's pslacks	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2018-02"
9726	electrified veiny psychic's amulet	0		Maximum HP: +10, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2018-02"
9727	flavorless ghostly heart-shaped candy whetstone	4	decent	Last Available: "2018-02"
9728	normal low-calorie Swedish massage fish	1	good	Last Available: "2018-02"
9729	fortified perfectly mixed Third Base	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2018-02"
9730	acceptable squat ghostly Bustle Hustler	3	good	Last Available: "2018-02"
9731	flattened boiled shaking Fabiotion	0		Effect: "Wit Tea", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2018-02"
9732	concentrated wobbly Bettie page	0		Effect: "Ooh, Sour!", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2018-02"
9733	modified tonic o' Banderas	0		Effect: "Lit Up", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2018-02"
9734	electrified dry narrow fuchsia jittery heather graham cracker	0		Effect: "Human-Slime Hybrid", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2018-02"
9735	skewed Lolsipop	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9736	heart cozy	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9737	eaves droppers	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9738	ghostly personal graffiti kit	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9739	Mysterious Red Box	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9740	Mysterious Green Box	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9741	Mysterious Blue Box	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9742	bouncing yellow Mysterious Black Box	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9743	concentrated vacuum-sealed wobbly blinking pulsating rainbow jellybean	0		Effect: "So You Can Work More...", Effect Duration: 24
9744	electrified mystery lollipop	0		Effect: "Hopped Up on Goofballs", Effect Duration: 25
9745	Love Potion #0	0		Effect: "Tainted Love Potion", Effect Duration: 20
9746	denatured flattened twirling wobbly rhinestone	0		Effect: "Cybernetic Muscles", Effect Duration: 24
9747	1,960 pok&eacute;dollar bill	0		
9748	metandienone	0		
9749	riboflavin	0		
9750	bronze	0		
9751	upside-down piracetam	0		
9752	wobbly ultracalcium	0		
9753	ginseng	0		
9754	prompt Team Avarice cap	0		Adventures: +3
9755	coward's Team Sloth cap	0		Monster Level: -20
9756	quilted Team Wrath cap	0		Damage Absorption: +40
9757	tumbling dog trainer's Mu cap	0		Experience (familiar): +1
9758	Thwaitgold metabug statuette	0		
9759	Pok&eacute;fam Guide to Capturing All of Them	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-03"
9760	packet of tall grass seeds	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9761	green Pok&eacute;-Gro fertilizer	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9762	Globmule	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9763	blurry Bluzzard	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9764	Faux	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9765	Sledgehamster	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9766	cyan bouncing Pimpsqueak	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9767	bouncing cyan Pillowbug	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9768	Dressage	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9769	Sequestrian	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9770	fuchsia twirling Carpricorn	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9771	Turpin	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9772	Morphan	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9773	Cycloney	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9774	Peaclock	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9775	Turtive	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9776	Lepardner	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9777	Aiolion	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9778	tumbling Waifuton	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9779	Gorillape	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9780	olive Wendtigo	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9781	Snoutlet	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9782	Ruffalo	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9783	Vaporpoise	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9784	fuchsia Ghosprey	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9785	jittery Straypler	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9786	Flan	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9787	Mustardigrade	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9788	squat Ched	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9789	Gazelleton	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9790	Mechamelion	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9791	Bicycle	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9792	Vamprey	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9793	Wullabye	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9794	maroon Nursine	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9795	Cantelope	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9796	Ungulant	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9797	shaking squat Caramel	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9798	Oppossum	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9799	spinning Amanitee	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9800	green Smashmoth	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9801	Vulgure	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9802	Squib	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9803	Trafikoan	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9804	Slotter	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9805	twirling Shudder	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9806	wobbly jittery Glamare	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9807	Unspeakachu	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9808	narrow blinking Stooper	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9809	lime green Disgeist	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9810	wobbly lime green Bowlet	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9811	skewed Cornbeefadon	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9812	purple Mu	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9813	Glum berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9814	jittery Egnaro berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9815	Sitrep berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9816	Nadsat berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9817	Jamocha berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9818	cyan upside-down Tapioc berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9819	twirling Snarf berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9820	Keese berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9821	red luck incense	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Item Drop: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-03"
9822	bouncing shell bell	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-03"
9823	muscle band	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-03"
9824	amulet coin	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Meat Drop: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-03"
9825	razor fang	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-03"
9826	smoke ball	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-03"
9827	teal rocket	0		
9828	compressed upside-down tumbling skewed magnificent oyster egg	1		Effect: "Human-Orc Hybrid", Effect Duration: 40
9829	diluted blurry brilliant oyster egg	1		
9830	boiled blurry glistening oyster egg	1		Effect: "Rushin' Hands", Effect Duration: 50
9831	pickled green scintillating oyster egg	1		Effect: "You Read The Manual", Effect Duration: 35
9832	pickled purple twirling pearlescent oyster egg	1		
9833	pickled lustrous oyster egg	1		
9834	denatured shaking cyan gleaming oyster egg	1		
9835	purple FantasyRealm membership packet	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-04"
9836	FantasyRealm guest pass	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9837	wool Rosewater's FantasyRealm G. E. M. of mayonnaise	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Cold Resistance: +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9838	tumbling Rubee&trade;	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9839	Sinatra's FantasyRealm Warrior's Helm	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Last Available: "2018-04"
9840	aromatic FantasyRealm Mage's Hat	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2018-04"
9841	jittery FantasyRealm Rogue's Mask of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2018-04"
9842	olive lump of bauxite	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
9843	upside-down maroon knitted hale &quot;Remember the Trees&quot; Shirt of Calamity Jane	0		Maximum HP: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Cold Resistance: +3
9844	FantasyRealm key	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9845	spinning blue jittery plump mushroom	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9846	tainted marshmallow	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9847	yellow blurry spinning Chewsick Copperbottom's notes	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9848	LyleCo premium pickaxe	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9849	ghostly LyleCo premium rope	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9850	My First Art of War	0		Skill: "Army of Toddlers", Last Available: "2018-12"
9851	dragon aluminum ore	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9852	faerie dust	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9853	poisoned druidic s'more	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9854	jittery blinking druidic orb	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9855	blinking to-go brew	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9856	skewed wobbly flask of holy water	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9857	deionized gray universal antivenin	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Effect: "Haunted Stomach", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2018-04"
9858	LyleCo premium monocle	0		Rubee Drop: 1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9859	upside-down LyleCo premium magnifying glass	0		Rubee Drop: 1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9860	FantasyRealm tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9861	LyleCo Contractor's Manual	0		Skill: "Expert Corner-Cutter", Last Available: "2018-04"
9862	stale big FantasyRealm turkey leg	5	decent	Last Available: "2018-04"
9863	mediocre watered-down FantasyRealm mead	2	decent	Last Available: "2018-04"
9864	nasty haunch	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9865	Cheswick Copperbottom's compass	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9866	arrest warrant	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9867	hero's skull	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9868	purple grolblin rum	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9869	moldy druidic s'more	3	crappy	Last Available: "2018-04"
9870	mixed wobbly teal sachet of powder	1		Effect: "Spirit of Alph", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2018-04"
9871	practically non-alcoholic smooth mourning wine	1	awesome	Last Available: "2018-04"
9872	twirling sanctified cola	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9873	narrow blinking map to the Towering Mountains	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9874	map to the Mystic Wood	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9875	map to the Putrid Swamp	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9876	map to the Cursed Village	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9877	ghostly map to the Sprawling Cemetery	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9878	adequate denastified haunch	4	good	Last Available: "2018-04"
9879	fortified tolerable green bad rum and good cola	5	good	Last Available: "2018-04"
9880	polymerized warmed bouncing teal Potion of Heroism	0		Effect: "Low on the Hog", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2018-04"
9881	wobbly prompt therapeutic leggings of the Spider Queen of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Adventures: +3, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2018-04"
9882	hale healthy cool Master Thief's utility belt	0		Moxie: +5, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Maximum HP: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9883	ribald ruddy Duke Vampire's regal cloak of bravery	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Sleaze Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2018-04"
9884	wool foul-smelling Dragonscale breastplate of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Stench Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2018-04"
9885	double-paned Tesla boxer's belt of Ogrekind	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Cold Resistance: +5, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9886	Jack Frost's coward's Jim Carey's The Ghoul King's ghoulottes	0		Monster Level: 5, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2018-04"
9887	Temple Grandin's hardy nozzle of the Phoenix of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Maximum HP: +50, Familiar Weight: +7, Last Available: "2018-04"
9888	smartaleck's savvy the Archwizard's briefs of mayonnaise	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Moxie Percent: +30, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2018-04"
9889	dog trainer's Sinatra's the Ley Incursion's waist of incineration	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Experience (familiar): +1, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9890	olive frosty shield of the Skeleton Lord of the bloodbag of the cheetah	0		Maximum HP: +100, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2018-04"
9891	narrow scandalous ruddy quilted ring of the Skeleton Lord	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Sleaze Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9892	studded beefy scepter of the Skeleton Lord of the scaredy-cat	0		Muscle: +10, Damage Absorption: +80, Monster Level: -15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9893	lightning-fast auspicious clever supercharged deadfall branch	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Maximum MP: +20, Item Drop: +10, Initiative: +40
9894	mirror miser's ribald smelly Staff of Kitchen Royalty of the brute of the boozehound	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +10, Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2018-04"
9895	charged druidic orb	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9896	red dragon slaying sword	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9897	olive notarized arrest warrant	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9898	drinkable two meat muck	3	good	
9899	small rotten chocolate Ogre Chieftain	2	crappy	
9900	immense bland chocolate &quot;Phoenix&quot;	6	decent	
9901	decent chocolate Spider Queen	3	good	
9902	perfectly mixed hipster cocktail	3	EPIC	
9903	God Lobster's Scepter	0		Equips On: "God Lobster", Familiar Effect: "small fairy/lep", Last Available: "2018-05"
9904	twirling God Lobster's Ring	0		Equips On: "God Lobster", Familiar Effect: "sombrero", Last Available: "2018-05"
9905	God Lobster's Rod	0		Equips On: "God Lobster", Familiar Effect: "whelp", Last Available: "2018-05"
9906	fuchsia God Lobster's Robe	0		Equips On: "God Lobster", Familiar Effect: "block", Last Available: "2018-05"
9907	pulsating God Lobster's Crown	0		Equips On: "God Lobster", Familiar Effect: "fairy", Last Available: "2018-05"
9908	Dish of Clarified Butter	0		Last Available: "2018-05"
9909	lime green G	0		
9910	Garland of Greatness	0		
9911	gattoo	0		
9912	shaking A-Boo glue	0		
9913	cyan glued A-Boo clue	0		
9914	maroon crude oil congealer	0		
9915	miniature toothsome good guava	2	awesome	
9916	smooth gin and ginger	3	awesome	
9917	maroon Thwaitgold chigger statuette	0		
9918	distilled tumbling gaseous gravy	1		
9919	pulsating SongBoom&trade; BoomBox	0		Last Available: "2018-06"
9920	SongBoom&trade; BoomBox Box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-06"
9921	A Guide to Safari	0		Skill: "Experience Safari"
9922	energized green Shielding Potion	0		Effect: "Ooh, Bitter!", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2018-06"
9923	colloidal diffused polarized ghostly Punching Potion	0		Effect: "Really Deep Breath", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2018-06"
9924	teal Special Seasoning	0		Last Available: "2018-06"
9925	mixed squat shaking gray Nightmare Fuel	1		Effect: "Aloofah", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2018-06"
9926	narrow Gathered Meat-Clip	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
9927	Bastille Battalion control rig crate	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-07"
9928	Bastille Battalion control rig	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-07"
9929	fuchsia manspreader's Sinatra's Brutal brogues of the ox of the glutton	0		Muscle: +20, Experience (Moxie): +5, Monster Level: +10, Food Drop: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-07"
9930	upside-down Jack Frost's hardened dangerous experienced Draftsman's driving gloves	0		Experience: +2, Weapon Damage: +10, Damage Reduction: 3, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-07"
9931	experienced weightlifter's Nouveau nosering of the ox of dire peril	0		Muscle: 35, Experience: +2, Weapon Damage: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-07"
9932	non-energized sharkfin gumbo	0		Effect: "Cruisin' for a Bruisin'", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2018-07"
9933	corrupted boiling broth	0		Effect: "Polka of Plenty", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2018-07"
9934	flattened cold-filtered cyan ghostly interrogative elixir	0		Effect: "Pockets of Fire", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2018-07"
9935	Bastille Battalion Fondue Trophy	0		Last Available: "2018-07"
9936	Bastille Battalion tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2018-07"
9937	skewed Bastille Battalion cheese wheel	0		Last Available: "2018-07"
9938	Bastille Battalion control rig loaner voucher	0		Last Available: "2018-07"
9939	squat kitten burglar	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-07"
9940	burglar/sleep mask	0		Last Available: "2018-07"
9941	spinning Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette	0		
9942	jittery Neverending Party invitation envelope	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-09"
9943	purple Neverending Party guest pass	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9944	auspicious hardened deadly PARTY HARD T-shirt	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Damage Reduction: 3, Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2018-09"
9945	mirror Neverending Party favor	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9946	lime green deluxe Neverending Party favor	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9947	gas can	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9948	hand-crafted Middle of the Road&trade; brand whiskey	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2018-09"
9949	neverending wallet chain	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9950	pentagram bandana of Tarzan of Leguizamo	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Monster Level: +20, Last Available: "2018-09"
9951	lime green steel-toed skull ring	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-09"
9952	electronics kit	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9953	normal bite-sized spinning squat PB&J with the crusts cut off	1	good	Last Available: "2018-09"
9954	narrow rosy-cheeked dorky glasses	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Item Drop: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-09"
9955	MacGyver's resourceful ponytail clip	0		Maximum MP: 150, Last Available: "2018-09"
9956	green upside-down sage paint palette	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paint Job", Last Available: "2018-09"
9957	unremarkable duffel bag	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9958	powdered Purple Beast energy drink	1		Last Available: "2018-09"
9959	jittery chilly cosmetic football	0		Cold Damage: +5, Last Available: "2018-09"
9960	hardened shoe ad T-shirt of Flo-Jo	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2018-09"
9961	shaking lightning-fast pump-up high-tops	0		Initiative: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-09"
9962	energized runproof mascara	0		Effect: "Heart of Green", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2018-09"
9963	red very small dress	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9964	tumbling cyan family-friendly wool noticeable pumps	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-09"
9965	narrow surprisingly capacious handbag	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9966	tolerable everfull glass	3	???	Last Available: "2018-09"
9967	van key	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9968	wobbly jam band bootleg	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9969	lightning-fast coward's denim jacket	0		Monster Level: -20, Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2018-09"
9970	ratty knitted cap of the empath of bravery	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2018-09"
9972	greasy vibrating intimidating chainsaw	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-09"
9973	acceptable fancy blurry olive party beer bomb	3	good	Effect: "Mayeaugh", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2018-09"
9974	spoiled sweet party mix	3	crappy	Last Available: "2018-09"
9975	pickled party balloon	1		Last Available: "2018-09"
9976	sinister party pants of Calamity Jane	0		Spell Damage: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Last Available: "2018-09"
9977	jittery zippy nasty Samson's party whip	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Stench Damage: +5, Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2018-09"
9978	Party Planning on a Budget	0		Skill: "Budget Conscious", Last Available: "2018-09"
9979	acceptable ghostly TRIO cup of beer	4	good	Last Available: "2018-09"
9980	adequate snack-sized party platter for one	2	good	Last Available: "2018-09"
9981	modified Party-in-a-Can&trade;	1		Last Available: "2018-09"
9982	squat tumbling party pup	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9983	beefy party crasher of the overflowing toilet	0		Muscle: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Party Crash", Last Available: "2018-09"
9984	Living to Drink, Drinking to Live	0		Last Available: "2018-09", Skill: "Drinking to Drink"
9985	jittery mirror Party Tattoo&trade; gift certificate	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9986	party mouse hat	0		Familiar Weight: +5
9987	blurry latte lovers member's mug	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Throw Latte on Opponent", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Offer Latte to Opponent", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Gulp Latte", Last Available: "2018-10"
9988	latte lovers club card	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-10"
9989	squat voter registration form	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-11"
9990	bouncing hardened &quot;I Voted!&quot; sticker	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-11"
9991	pulsating blinking absentee voter ballot	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
9992	snake skin	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
9993	clever banded snakeskin thighboots	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Maximum MP: +20, Last Available: "2018-11"
9994	Lo Pan's sinister snakeskin cowboy hat	0		Spell Damage: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Last Available: "2018-11"
9995	Samson's snakeskin jacket of the storm	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2018-11"
9996	slime glob	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
9997	cyan slime glob	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
9998	blurry slime glob	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
9999	shellacked stiffened slime waders of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Damage Reduction: 8, Last Available: "2018-11"
10001	friendly shellacked slime fedora of the sewer	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Familiar Weight: +3, Stench Damage: +25, Last Available: "2018-11"
10002	avaricious smooth slime knuckles of the sweet-tooth	0		Moxie: +15, Meat Drop: +30, Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2018-11"
10003	government requisition form	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
10004	rock-hard fortified government-issued slacks of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Damage Absorption: +60, Damage Reduction: 5, Last Available: "2018-11"
10005	greasy Oprah's government-issued eyeshade of the scaredy-cat	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Monster Level: -15, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2018-11"
10006	aromatic horrifying stiffened government-issued necktie	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Spooky Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-11"
10007	therapeutic arcane researcher's mutant arm of the businessman	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Meat Drop: +50, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2018-11"
10008	smartaleck's Rosewater's mutant legs of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Mysticality Percent: +30, Moxie Percent: +30, Last Available: "2018-11"
10009	avaricious double-paned stiffened mutant crown	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Cold Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2018-11"
10010	rotten blurry ghostly ectoplasm	3	crappy	Last Available: "2018-11"
10011	normal	4	good	Last Available: "2018-11"
10012	drinkable bottle of vodka	4	good	Last Available: "2018-11"
10013	rotten snack-sized ghostly pizza	2	crappy	Last Available: "2018-11"
10014	tolerable weak martini	2	good	Last Available: "2018-11"
10015	stale cherry pie	3	decent	Last Available: "2018-11"
10016	lousy spirit-forward eggnog	5	decent	Last Available: "2018-11"
10017	skewed squat glob of undifferentiated tissue	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
10018	huge decent spinning Hell ramen	9	good	Last Available: "2018-11"
10019	high-proof mediocre gimlet	10	decent	Last Available: "2018-11"
10020	hand-crafted tumbling twice-haunted screwdriver	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2018-11"
10021	jumbo bland candy cane	5	decent	Last Available: "2018-12"
10022	irresponsibly strong bad runny fermented egg	8	decent	Last Available: "2018-12"
10023	rotten big oldcake	5	crappy	Last Available: "2018-12"
10024	adequate huge traditional Crimbo cookie	4	good	Last Available: "2023-06"
10025	up-at-dawn plastic wild beaver	0		Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2018-12"
10026	auspicious plastic reindeer	0		Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2018-12"
10027	Jack Frost's plastic Caf&eacute; Elf	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2018-12"
10028	blurry wizardly plastic orphan	0		Mysticality: +25, Last Available: "2018-12"
10029	sinister plastic Abuela Crimbo	0		Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2018-12"
10030	spinning yule pup	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10031	narrow Braindeer	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10032	pulsating Crimbo dog sweater	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10033	Rosewater's thinker's pristine walrus tusk	0		Mysticality: +10, Mysticality Percent: +30, Last Available: "2018-12"
10034	mirror thick walrus blubber	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10035	spinning censurious careful sinister sage Staff of Frozen Lard	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Spell Damage: +10, Monster Level: -10, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2018-12"
10036	twirling red bomb	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10037	plastic bazooka	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10038	mooseflank	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10039	rotten gigantic lime green grilled mooseflank	6	crappy	Last Available: "2018-12"
10040	rotten huge blinking moosemeat pie	10	crappy	Last Available: "2018-12"
10041	purple balanced antler of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Last Available: "2018-12"
10042	mirror manspreader's dam	0		Monster Level: +10, Last Available: "2018-12"
10043	tolerable squat squat beavermouth	4	good	Last Available: "2018-12"
10044	high-proof artisanal fancy ghostly beaver punch (papaya)	8	EPIC	Effect: "Radiant Personality", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2018-12"
10045	acceptable practically non-alcoholic beaver punch (peach)	1	good	Last Available: "2018-12"
10046	artisanal beaver punch (cherry)	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2018-12"
10047	upside-down family-friendly energetic Canadian lantern	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2018-12"
10048	padded muskox-skin cap	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Last Available: "2018-12"
10049	Boxing Day care package	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-12"
10050	enchanted moldy glass of raw eggs	3	crappy	Effect: "Riboflavin'", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2018-12"
10051	triple-distilled acceptable punch-drunk punch	10	good	Last Available: "2018-12"
10052	pickled shaking body spradium	1		Last Available: "2018-12"
10053	pulsating horrifying bauxite beret	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Last Available: "2018-12"
10054	olive wobbly Newton's bauxite boxers	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Last Available: "2018-12"
10055	blurry baleful bauxite bow-tie	0		Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-12"
10056	Boxing Day Pass	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10057	Kramco Industries packing carton	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-01"
10058	perfumed wool clever Oprah's stiffened Kramco Sausage-o-Matic&trade;	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Maximum MP: +20, Cold Resistance: +1, Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2019-01"
10059	sausage casing	0		Last Available: "2019-01"
10060	tiny rotten sausage	1	crappy	Last Available: "2019-01"
10061	executive red-hot sausage fork of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2019-01"
10062	bag of sausage links	0		Last Available: "2019-01"
10063	huge sausage golem	0		Last Available: "2019-01"
10064	jar of relish	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10065	Toyleporter	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10066	smooth green beer	3	awesome	Last Available: "2018-12"
10067	spoiled yule gruel	4	crappy	Last Available: "2018-12"
10068	tolerable watered-down hot watered rum	2	good	Last Available: "2018-12"
10069	mediocre green bottle of Crimbognac	4	decent	Last Available: "2018-12"
10070	diet flavorless twirling twirling Crimboysters Rockefeller	1	decent	Last Available: "2018-12"
10071	vaporized huge blinking Crimbeau de toilette	1		Last Available: "2018-12"
10072	Crimbo candle	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10073	tumbling upside-down Carol of the Bulls	0		Skill: "Carol of the Bulls", Last Available: "2018-12"
10074	narrow Carol of the Bulls (used)	0		Skill: "Carol of the Bulls", Last Available: "2018-12"
10075	Carol of the Hells	0		Skill: "Carol of the Hells", Last Available: "2018-12"
10076	Carol of the Hells (used)	0		Skill: "Carol of the Hells", Last Available: "2018-12"
10077	Carol of the Thrills	0		Skill: "Carol of the Thrills", Last Available: "2018-12"
10078	Carol of the Thrills (used)	0		Skill: "Carol of the Thrills", Last Available: "2018-12"
10079	teal prompt inspector's Jim Carey's Crimbolex watch	0		Monster Level: +25, Item Drop: +15, Adventures: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-12", Nonstackable Watch, Rollover Effect Duration: 100
10080	narrow upside-down Crimbo tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10081	squat energetic brawny hand-knitted Crimbo socks of James Dean	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Experience (Moxie): +3, Maximum MP Percent: +20
10082	squat dog trainer's thinker's chalk chlamys	0		Mysticality: +10, Experience (familiar): +1, Last Available: "2019-12"
10083	hardened studded chalk chain	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Damage Reduction: 3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10084	wobbly rosy-cheeked deadly chalk chalice	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2019-12"
10085	reassuring Tesla chalk chinos	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2019-12"
10086	boxer's chalk chapeau of the detective	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2019-12"
10087	inspector's hale chalk choker	0		Maximum HP: +20, Item Drop: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10088	twisted teal chalk chunks	1		Effect: "Top Dog", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2019-12"
10089	deionized activated candy chalk	0		Effect: "Abyssal Blood", Effect Duration: 32
10090	fuchsia manspreader's medical-grade marble maebari	0		Monster Level: +10, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2019-12", Thorns: 1
10091	forbidden dangerous marble mantle	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2019-12", Thorns: 1
10092	green quilted marble magnet of bravery	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Spooky Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12", Thorns: 1
10093	tumbling frightening chaotic marble mignonette bowl	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2019-12", Thorns: 1
10094	blinking censurious aromatic marble medallion	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12", Thorns: 1
10095	perfumed savvy marble mariachi hat	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2019-12", Thorns: 1
10096	distilled upside-down marble molecules	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10097	polymerized Mallomarbles	0		Effect: "stats.enq", Effect Duration: 28
10098	greasy therapeutic punching bag	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paraffin Prism", Last Available: "2020-12"
10099	maroon fireproof smelly pith helmet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paraffin Prism", Last Available: "2020-12"
10100	poncho of the dark arts of the detective	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Item Drop: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paraffin Prism", Last Available: "2020-12"
10101	upside-down gray twirling pendant of the overflowing toilet of terror	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paraffin Prism", Last Available: "2020-12"
10102	toasty Jack Frost's palazzos	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Hot Damage: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paraffin Prism", Last Available: "2020-12"
10103	rosy-cheeked pseudoaccordion of temperance	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Song Duration: 5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paraffin Prism", Last Available: "2020-12"
10104	boiled skewed pieces	1		Last Available: "2020-12"
10105	unsweetened cyan twirling Para-Pop	0		Effect: "Void Between the Stars", Effect Duration: 22
10106	wobbly aromatic groovy terra cotta truss	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Stench Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Terra Cotta Army", Last Available: "2020-12"
10107	frightening terra cotta trousers of the early riser	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Adventures: +7, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Terra Cotta Army", Last Available: "2020-12"
10108	therapeutic sage terra cotta tongs	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Terra Cotta Army", Last Available: "2020-12"
10109	brainy terra cotta train of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: 25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Terra Cotta Army", Last Available: "2020-12"
10110	family-friendly clever terra cotta tie tack	0		Maximum MP: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Terra Cotta Army", Last Available: "2020-12"
10111	upside-down wobbly hardened savvy terra cotta tambourine	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Damage Reduction: 3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Terra Cotta Army", Last Available: "2020-12"
10112	denatured lime green blinking ghostly terra cotta tidbits	1		Last Available: "2020-12"
10113	concentrated nitrogenated blinking terra panna cotta	0		Effect: "Wise Spirit", Effect Duration: 21
10114	boxer's velour voulge of the brazier	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2021-12"
10115	maroon careful wholesome velour vambraces	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Monster Level: -10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10116	bouncing Herculean velour veil of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Experience (Muscle): +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10117	executive dog trainer's velour viscometer	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Meat Drop: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10118	teal velour valise of horror of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: 75, Last Available: "2021-12"
10119	arcane researcher's velour vaqueros of the sweet-tooth	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2021-12"
10120	denatured velour veneer	1		Effect: "Your Interest is Peaked", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2021-12"
10121	corrupted Velougats&trade;	0		Effect: "Bugbear in Tooth and Claw", Effect Duration: 65
10122	toasty glass suspenders of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Hot Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10123	greasy Herculean glass shield	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2021-12"
10124	blinking wicked glass stetson of the cheetah	0		Spell Damage: +5, Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2021-12"
10125	maroon friendly Rosewater's glass spectacles	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Familiar Weight: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10126	Temple Grandin's glass shiv of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Familiar Weight: +7, Last Available: "2021-12"
10127	gravedigger's forbidden glass serape	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Spooky Damage: +10, Last Available: "2021-12"
10128	pickled upside-down glass shards	1		Last Available: "2021-12"
10129	extra-diffused frozen ghostly hard candy	0		Effect: "Sticky Hands", Effect Duration: 15
10130	blurry reassuring Herculean loofah lumberjack's hat	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Spooky Resistance: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Loofah Head-Scratch", Last Available: "2022-12"
10131	smooth loofah lei of courage	0		Moxie: +15, Spooky Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Loofah Lei Lasso", Last Available: "2022-12"
10132	inspector's educational loofah lederhosen	0		Experience: +1, Item Drop: +15, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Loofah Hosenzittern", Last Available: "2022-12"
10133	MacGyver's extremely unsafe loofah ladle	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Maximum MP: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Loofah Stew", Last Available: "2022-12"
10134	loofah legwarmers of the cheetah	0		Item Drop: +5, Initiative: +60, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Loofah Leglifts", Last Available: "2022-12"
10135	steel-toed loofah lavalier of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Damage Reduction: 9, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Loofah Lava", Last Available: "2022-12"
10136	diluted upside-down skewed gray loofah lumps	1		Effect: "Extra-Sharp Weapon", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2022-12"
10137	nitrogenated diffused blurry chocolate-covered loofah	0		Effect: "Shortened", Effect Duration: 26
10138	jittery smelly flagstone flag of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Flagellate", Last Available: "2022-12"
10139	mirror slick flagstone flail of mayonnaise	0		Moxie: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Flagflog", Last Available: "2022-12"
10140	wobbly coward's steel-toed flagstone flip-flops	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Monster Level: -20, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Flagstone Flap Flip", Last Available: "2022-12"
10141	fuchsia toasty flagstone fez of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Hot Damage: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Flagstone Fez Ritual", Last Available: "2022-12"
10142	sizzling Annie Oakley's flagstone fleece	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Hot Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Flagstone Fleece Flex", Last Available: "2022-12"
10143	flame-wreathed rock-hard flagstone fringe	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Flagstone Foxtrot", Last Available: "2022-12"
10144	twisted flagstone flagments	1		Effect: "Going Ape", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2022-12"
10145	wet vacuum-sealed Flag by the Foot&trade;	0		Effect: "Bilious Brains", Effect Duration: 46
10146	elf sleeper agent	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-12"
10147	maroon red-and-green microcamera	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10148	cyan cobbled-together Meat detector of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-12"
10149	quadruple-colloidal tin thermos of chai	0		Effect: "Armored Innards", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2019-12"
10150	distilled pulsating prototype stimulant	1		Effect: "Memory of Speed", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2019-12"
10151	brainy tailored vest	0		Mysticality: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-12"
10152	upside-down sew-on bandage	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10153	yellow really nice net	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10154	elf army poncho of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-12"
10155	bland blinking elf army field rations	3	decent	Last Available: "2019-12"
10156	spinning blue gingernade	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10157	prompt discarded bowtie of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Adventures: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-12"
10158	perfectly mixed fancy martiny	4	EPIC	Effect: "The Solution", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2019-12"
10159	tryptophan dart	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10160	polarized licorice snake	0		Effect: "Salad Days", Effect Duration: 66
10161	Vulcanized double-improved ghostly huge virgin jello shot	0		Effect: "Ghostly Shell", Effect Duration: 62
10162	non-ionized blinking mutated candy lump	0		Effect: "Lobos Fresh", Effect Duration: 39
10163	polarized government-issued candy	0		Effect: "Mana Tea", Effect Duration: 11
10164	unsweetened narrow gray Pneumo bar	0		Effect: "Rampage!", Effect Duration: 13
10165	wobbly mint condition Lil' Doctor&trade; bag	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-02"
10166	teal ribald stanky Lil' Doctor&trade; bag	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +10, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Otoscope", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Reflex Hammer", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Chest X-Ray", Last Available: "2019-02"
10168	skewed ghostly blood bag	0		
10169	flavorless big narrow bloodstick	5	decent	
10170	practically non-alcoholic bad tumbling bottle of Sanguiovese	1	decent	
10171	special tasty snack-sized spinning actual blood sausage	2	awesome	Effect: "Hood Ridin'", Effect Duration: 10
10172	drinkable upside-down mulled blood	3	good	
10173	huge spoiled blood snowcone	7	crappy	
10174	mediocre Red Russian	3	decent	
10175	spoiled blood roll-up	3	crappy	
10176	lousy watered-down bottle of blood	2	decent	
10177	decent huge blood-soaked sponge cake	4	good	
10178	artisanal weak vampagne	2	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	
10179	fancy flavorless plain snowcone	4	decent	Effect: "Kernel Panic!", Effect Duration: 15
10180	skewed upside-down Booke of Vampyric Knowledge	0		
10181	pulsating yellow money bag	0		
10182	money bag	0		
10183	bouncing money bag	0		
10184	Thwaitgold mosquito statuette	0		
10185	bucket of Vampyre blood	0		
10186	blood knife	0		Lasts Until Rollover
10187	olive PirateRealm membership packet	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-04"
10188	narrow PirateRealm guest pass	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10189	teal zippy smartaleck's PirateRealm eyepatch of mayonnaise	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Initiative: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10190	bloody harpoon	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10191	compass	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10192	skull key	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10193	blurry curious anemometer	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10194	purple Red Roger's flag	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10195	Glass Jack's spyglass	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10196	recursed compass	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10197	tomb-opener	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10198	Red Roger's map	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10199	rotten crabsicle	3	crappy	Last Available: "2019-04"
10200	melty plastic grenade	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10201	acceptable bottle of dark rhum	4	good	Last Available: "2019-04"
10202	bad enchanted shaking bottle of extra-dark rhum	3	decent	Effect: "Can Has Cyborger", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2019-04"
10203	delicious bottle of super-extra-dark rhum	3	awesome	Last Available: "2019-04"
10204	activated pirate shaving cream	0		Effect: "Deadly Lampblade", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2019-04"
10205	Temple Grandin's Da Vinci's conquistador's breastplate	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Familiar Weight: +7, Last Available: "2019-04"
10206	nasty pirate pantaloons of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Stench Damage: +5, Last Available: "2019-04"
10207	huge ghostly [glitch season reward name]	0		
10208	signal fragment	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10209	teal windicle	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10210	huge hardy pirate radio ring of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Maximum HP: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-04"
10211	gray Island Drinkin', a Tiki Mixology Odyssey	0		Skill: "Tiki Mixology", Last Available: "2019-04"
10212	rotten special red pineapple slab	3	crappy	Effect: "Heal Thy Nanoself", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2019-04"
10213	flavorless snack-sized hibiscus petal	2	decent	Last Available: "2019-04"
10214	aerosolized jittery huge mint leaf	0		Effect: "Big Ol' Glass of Rum", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2019-04"
10215	cocoa of youth	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10216	modified ice molecule	1		Last Available: "2019-04"
10217	jittery Red Roger's reliquary	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10218	Red Roger's right hand	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10219	Red Roger's left hand	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10220	Red Roger's right foot	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-04"
10221	Red Roger's left foot	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-04"
10222	Red Roger's skull	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10223	distilled pewter shavings	1		Last Available: "2019-04"
10224	Red Roger tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10225	PirateRealm fun-a-log	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10226	hardy plush sea serpent	0		Maximum HP: +50, Monster Level: -100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-04"
10227	rotten narrow pirate fork	3	???	Last Available: "2019-04"
10228	Scurvy and Sobriety Prevention	0		Skill: "Prevent Scurvy and Sobriety", Last Available: "2019-04"
10229	twirling ring	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-04"
10230	tumbling rosy-cheeked arcane researcher's piratical blunderbuss	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2019-04"
10231	PirateRealm party hat of James Dean of chilblains of terror	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Cold Damage: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2019-04"
10232	artisanal weak Island Landslide	2	super EPIC	Last Available: "2019-04"
10233	aged Island Thunderstorm	4	awesome	Last Available: "2019-04"
10234	aged Island Hurricane	4	awesome	Last Available: "2019-04"
10235	drinkable fortified Skull Punch	5	good	Last Available: "2019-04"
10236	practically non-alcoholic lousy Electric Punch	1	decent	Last Available: "2019-04"
10237	perfectly mixed purple Smuggler's Punch	3	super EPIC	Last Available: "2019-04"
10238	tolerable Scorpion Bowl	3	good	Last Available: "2019-04"
10239	watered-down hand-crafted shaking bouncing Turtle Bowl	2	super ultra mega EPIC	Last Available: "2019-04"
10240	fancy mediocre gray Cobra Bowl	3	decent	Effect: "Crud&eacute;", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2019-04"
10241	vampyric cloake pattern	0		Free Pull
10242	foul-smelling electrified supercharged vampyric cloake of the pedagogue of the cheetah	0		Experience: +3, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Stench Damage: +10, Initiative: +60, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Become a Wolf", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Become a Cloud of Mist", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Become a Bat", Last Available: "2019-03"
10243	plastic pirate hat	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10244	triple-vacuum-sealed aerosolized one piece of bubble gum	0		Effect: "Ooh, Umami!", Effect Duration: 53
10245	squat arcanoferric housing	0		
10246	mirror intact medium-wave antenna	0		
10247	18-picohertz resonator crystal	0		
10248	shaking blown-out speaker cone	0		
10249	huge overloaded short-pulse transistor	0		
10250	Fourth of May Cosplay Saber kit	0		Free Pull
10251	lightning-fast chilly beefcake's Fourth of May Cosplay Saber	0		Muscle: +25, Cold Damage: +5, Initiative: +40, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Use the Force", Last Available: "2019-05"
10252	ring	0		Single Equip
10253	Thwaitgold nymph statuette	0		
10254	up-at-dawn greedy rosewater-soaked stanky nasty Jim Carey's baleful Da Vinci's Newton's hewn moon-rune spoon of the dark arts of Calamity Jane	0		Experience (Mysticality): 8, Spell Damage: +25, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Monster Level: +25, Stench Damage: +5, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +3, Meat Drop: +20, Adventures: +5, Single Equip, Alters Page Text, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Dragoon Platoon", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spittoon Monsoon", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Festoon Buffoon", Last Available: "2019-06", Rollover Effect Duration: 50
10255	skewed gray cartoon harpoon	0		Last Available: "2019-06"
10256	rune-strewn spoon cocoon	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-06"
10257	Beach Comb Box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-07"
10258	mirror nasty MacGyver's Beach Comb of the sweet-tooth	0		Maximum MP: +100, Stench Damage: +5, Candy Drop: +100, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Beach Combo", Last Available: "2019-07"
10259	squat grain of sand	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10260	small pile of sand	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10261	pile of sand	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10262	pile of sand	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10263	empty hourglass	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10264	hourglass	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10265	etched hourglass	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10266	alkaline magenta seashell	0		Effect: "protect.enq", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2019-07"
10267	vacuum-sealed chilled cyan seashell	0		Effect: "Adapt to Change Eventually", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2019-07"
10268	ionized irradiated gray seashell	0		Effect: "Benetton's Medley of Diversity", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2019-07"
10269	corrupted oxidized seashell	0		Effect: "In the Limelight", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2019-07"
10270	galvanized seashell	0		Effect: "Insulated Trousers", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2019-07"
10271	bunch of sea grapes	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10272	drinkable bottle of sea wine	4	good	Last Available: "2019-07"
10273	compressed purple kelp	1		Last Available: "2019-07"
10274	reassuring stanky chaotic clever medical-grade dangerous deadly dance instructor's driftwood hat of terror	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Weapon Damage: 15, Maximum MP: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +1, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-07"
10275	auspicious frightening coward's mansplainer's vibrating healthy smartaleck's driftwood pants of Tarzan of doom	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Experience (Muscle): +3, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Monster Level: -5, Spooky Damage: +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Item Drop: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-07"
10276	zippy fireproof scorching nippy Tesla occult deadly strapping driftwood bracelet of the sewer	0		Muscle: +5, Weapon Damage: +5, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Cold Damage: +10, Hot Damage: +25, Stench Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +3, Initiative: +20, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-07"
10277	blue zippy executive waders of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Meat Drop: +40, Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2019-07"
10278	mirror electrified thinker's spearfish fishing spear of the cougar	0		Mysticality: +10, Moxie: +20, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2019-07"
10279	huge lightning-fast inspector's Socratic rabbitfish fin	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Item Drop: +15, Initiative: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-07"
10280	piece of coral	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10281	piece of driftwood	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10282	toasty mansplainer's baleful pirate cutlass	0		Spell Damage: +25, Monster Level: +15, Hot Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-07"
10283	shellacked wicked smooth tricorn hat	0		Moxie: +15, Spell Damage: +5, Damage Reduction: 7, Last Available: "2019-07"
10284	pulsating frightening grievous supercool swash buckle	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Spooky Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-07"
10285	spinning meteorite fragment	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10286	spinning frightening Jim Carey's Van der Graaf meteorite earring	0		Monster Level: +25, Spooky Damage: +5, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-07"
10287	blurry greedy perfumed meteorite necklace of the glutton	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +20, Food Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-07"
10288	ghostly family-friendly lion tamer's groovy meteorite ring	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Experience (familiar): +2, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-07"
10289	nitrogenated ionized Finnish Fish	0		Effect: "Unrunnable Face", Effect Duration: 22
10290	double-dry chocolate doubloon	0		Effect: "Emotion Sickness", Effect Duration: 28
10291	greasy studded Sinatra's driftwood beach comb	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Damage Absorption: +80, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-07"
10292	Distant Woods Getaway Brochure	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-08"
10293	upside-down stick of firewood	0		Last Available: "2019-08"
10294	vibrating Da Vinci's whittled tiara of the bloodbag	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Maximum HP: +100, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2019-08"
10295	mirror greedy groovy whittled shorts of temperance	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2019-08"
10296	brawny whittled flail of chilblains of the boozehound	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Cold Damage: +25, Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2019-08"
10297	ghostly deadly savvy whittled wand of the pedagogue	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Experience: +3, Weapon Damage: +5, Last Available: "2019-08"
10298	energetic Fonzie's supercool whittled flute	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Experience (Moxie): +1, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2019-08"
10299	maroon flame-wreathed medical-grade whittled bear figurine of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +10, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-08"
10300	bouncing zippy gravedigger's resourceful whittled owl figurine	0		Maximum MP: +50, Spooky Damage: +10, Initiative: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-08"
10301	greasy ribald whittled fox figurine of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-08"
10302	blurry sizzling hardy steel-toed occult whittled walking stick	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Damage Reduction: 9, Maximum HP: +50, Hot Damage: +10, Last Available: "2019-08"
10303	spoiled ghostly campfire hot dog	3	crappy	Last Available: "2019-08"
10304	moldy campfire baked potato	3	crappy	Last Available: "2019-08"
10305	tasty squat skewed campfire s'more	3	awesome	Last Available: "2019-08"
10306	moldy campfire beans	4	crappy	Last Available: "2019-08"
10307	bland campfire stew	4	decent	Last Available: "2019-08"
10308	ghostly campfire coffee	1	decent	Last Available: "2019-08"
10309	concentrated upside-down leftover chocolate bar	0		Effect: "Pla-see-bo", Effect Duration: 44
10310	rare Meat isotope	0		
10311	pulsating burnt stick	0		Last Available: "2019-08"
10312	blurry bundle of firewood	0		Last Available: "2019-08"
10313	campfire smoke	0		
10314	yellow squat Murgatroyd diode	0		
10315	blue signal receiver	0		
10316	huge space shield	0		
10317	mirror signal jammer	0		Single Equip
10318	pulsating ghostly low-pressure oxygen tank	0		Single Equip
10319	blurry Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette	0		
10320	tasty space chowder	3	awesome	
10321	bad space wine	3	decent	
10322	The Imploded World	0		Skill: "Implode Universe"
10323	wobbly packaged Pocket Professor	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-09"
10324	Pocket Professor memory chip	0		
10325	squat twirling Law of Averages	0		
10332	tumbling squat Unopened Eight Days a Week Pill Keeper	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-10"
10333	teal spinning greasy educational Eight Days a Week Pill Keeper of terror	0		Experience: +1, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Avoid Attack: 1, Last Available: "2019-10"
10334	unopened diabolic pizza cube box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-11"
10335	diabolic pizza cube	0		Last Available: "2019-11"
10336	diabolic pizza	3	???	Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-11"
10337	spoiled wobbly bu&ntilde;uelos Jaliscos	4	crappy	Last Available: "2019-12"
10338	half-sized stale flan del mar	2	decent	Last Available: "2019-12"
10339	decent small Baja sopapilla	2	good	Last Available: "2019-12"
10340	nasty plastic Mer-kin baker	0		Stench Damage: +5, Last Available: "2019-12"
10341	scorching plastic sea elf	0		Hot Damage: +25, Last Available: "2019-12"
10342	mansplainer's plastic yuleviathan	0		Monster Level: +15, Last Available: "2019-12"
10343	wobbly shaking plastic dolphin &quot;orphan&quot; of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10344	plastic Dolph Bossin of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2019-12"
10345	red-spotted snapper roe	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-12"
10346	immense normal skewed teal mana-coated yams	10	good	Last Available: "2019-11"
10347	rotten diet olive mana-basted tofurkey leg	1	crappy	Last Available: "2019-11"
10348	diet special normal mana-fortified cranberry sauce	1	good	Effect: "Fungal Fortification", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2019-11"
10349	normal snack-sized bouncing mana-stuffed herbal stuffing	2	good	Last Available: "2019-11"
10350	human musk	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10351	polymerized frozen Vulcanized wobbly patch of extra-warm fur	0		Effect: "Whole Latte Love", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2019-12"
10352	compressed jittery industrial lubricant	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10353	double-altered shaking gray unfinished pleasure	0		Effect: "Boon of She-Who-Was", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2019-12"
10354	distilled vial of humanoid growth hormone	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10355	compressed tumbling a bug's lymph	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10356	flattened polymerized shaking organic potpourri	0		Effect: "Arcane in the Brain", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2019-12"
10357	acceptable boot flask	4	good	Last Available: "2019-12"
10358	anodized ghostly blinking infernal snowball	0		Effect: "Faboooo", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2019-12"
10359	madness	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10360	dehydrated fish sauce	1		Effect: "Broken Bone Nubs", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2019-12"
10361	stale massive guffin	7	decent	Last Available: "2019-12"
10362	pickled skewed bouncing Shantix&trade;	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10363	goodberry	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10364	dried fuchsia non-Euclidean angle	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10365	Vulcanized dry wet peppermint syrup	0		Effect: "Simulation Stimulation", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2019-12"
10366	denatured deionized ghostly Mer-kin eyedrops	0		Effect: "The Power of Positive Thinking", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2019-12"
10367	extra-alkaline extra-strength goo	0		Effect: "Stinky Weapon", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2019-12"
10368	maroon envelope full of Meat	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10369	boiled livid energy	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10370	micronova	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10371	mixed ghostly beggin' cologne	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10372	cool oxygenated eggnog helmet of dire peril	0		Moxie: +5, Weapon Damage: +20, Adventure Underwater, Last Available: "2019-12"
10373	hand-knitted diving booties	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10374	olive peppermint harpoon gun	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10375	super-adjusted twirling concentrated fish broth	0		Effect: "Human-Penguin Hybrid", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2019-12"
10376	altered blinking liquid SONAR	0		Effect: "Egg-headedness", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2019-12"
10377	ghostly map to Dolph Bossin's hideout	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-12"
10378	jittery Dolph Bossin's charity note	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-12"
10379	blue nippy Oprah's steel-toed Dolph Bossin's Crimbo hat	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Cold Damage: +10, Last Available: "2019-12"
10380	olive The Spirit of Giving	0		Skill: "The Spirit of Taking", Last Available: "2019-12"
10381	The Spirit of Giving (used)	0		Skill: "The Spirit of Taking", Last Available: "2019-12"
10382	cyan Crimbo Factory surprise box	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10383	fuchsia soggy gingerbread chunk	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10384	wet green salty gumdrop	0		Effect: "Al Dente Inferno", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2019-12"
10385	rosy-cheeked ribbon candy ascot of incineration	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10386	moist Crimbo spices	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10387	intact anemone spike	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10388	lion tamer's anemoney clip	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10389	runny icing	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10390	diluted spinning super-sweet fish goo (spoiled)	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10391	smelly Sinatra's icing poncho of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Experience (Moxie): +5, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2019-12"
10392	upside-down Mer-kin cookiestove	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10393	quadruple-improved tumbling glob of salty molasses	0		Effect: "Aloysius' Antiphon of Aptitude", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2019-12"
10394	reassuring stanky Mer-kin rollpin	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2019-12"
10395	bouncing personalizable gingerbread cookie	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10396	tinsel fin	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10397	thick moldy bowl of mernudo	5	crappy	Last Available: "2019-12"
10398	mediocre weak fishelada	2	decent	Last Available: "2019-12"
10399	gigantic spoiled ojo de pez burrito	9	crappy	Last Available: "2019-12"
10400	waterlogged wood	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10401	wobbly waterlogged cloth	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10402	squat waterlogged stuffing	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10403	wobbly narrow waterlogged	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10404	waterlogged	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10405	censurious rosy-cheeked nutcracker hat	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2019-12"
10406	teal frosty nutcracker waistcoat of the cheetah	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2019-12"
10407	sinister nutcracker pants of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2019-12"
10408	shaking asbestos-lined careful nutcracker boots	0		Monster Level: -10, Hot Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10409	executive double-paned nutcracker sword	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10410	squat Temple Grandin's baleful nutcracker drumstick	0		Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Weight: +7, Last Available: "2019-12"
10411	gray therapeutic nutcracker beard of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10412	brainy strapping nutcracker cape	0		Muscle: +5, Mysticality: +5, Last Available: "2019-12"
10413	family-friendly healthy nutcracker epaulets	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10414	nutcracker figurine	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10415	decent half-sized mirror salt plum	2	good	Last Available: "2019-12"
10416	skewed peppermint eel sauce	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10417	bland and bean	3	decent	Last Available: "2019-12"
10418	avaricious reassuring kelp-holly gun of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Spooky Resistance: +1, Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2019-12"
10419	red asbestos-lined brawny Yuleviathan necklace	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Hot Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10420	Usain Bolt's peppermint spine of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2019-12"
10421	gravedigger's frosty soggy elf shoes	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10422	resourceful Crimbylow-rise jeans of extreme caution	0		Maximum MP: +50, Monster Level: -25, Last Available: "2019-12"
10423	horrifying foul-smelling kelp-holly drape	0		Stench Damage: +10, Spooky Damage: +25, Last Available: "2019-12"
10424	avaricious greasy groovy Staff of the Peppermint Twist of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Moxie Percent: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2019-12"
10425	bland tempura and bean	4	decent	Last Available: "2019-12"
10426	smooth salt plum sake	3	awesome	Last Available: "2019-12"
10427	cold-filtered bouncing pressurized potion of possessiveness	0		Effect: "Optimist Primal", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2019-12"
10428	super-electrified polymerized denatured olive almond	0		Effect: "Stogied", Effect Duration: 14
10429	altered blinking handful of mixed nuts	0		Effect: "Booooooze", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2019-12"
10430	shaking nutcracking pliers	0		
10431	Retrospecs try-at-home kit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-01"
10432	rosy-cheeked banded padded Retrospecs	0		Damage Absorption: 120, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Single Equip, Free Pull, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Detect Weakness", Last Available: "2020-01"
10433	unopened Bird-a-Day calendar	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-01"
10434	Bird-a-Day calendar	0		Last Available: "2020-01"
10437	mint-in-box Powerful Glove	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-02"
10438	executive greasy Temple Grandin's Newton's stylish Powerful Glove	0		Moxie: +25, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Familiar Weight: +7, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +40, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Replace Enemy", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Shrink Enemy", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Invisible Avatar", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Triple Size", Last Available: "2020-02"
10439	blinking enhanced signal receiver	0		
10440	status cymbal	0		Last Available: "2020-02"
10441	huge curative wholesome Sinatra's Drip harness	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Maximum HP Percent: +10, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
10442	huge manspreader's drippy truncheon	0		Monster Level: +10, Single Equip
10443	Driplet	0		
10444	pulsating bouncing drippy snail shell	0		
10445	rotten jittery drippy nugget	3	drippy	
10446	hand-crafted shaking glass of drippy wine	4	drippy	
10447	toothsome tiny drippy caviar	1	drippy	
10448	spoiled low-calorie tumbling drippy plum(?)	1	drippy	
10449	double-paned drippy stake	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Single Equip
10450	huge The Eye of the Thing in the Basement	0		
10451	skewed drippy khakis	0		Drippy Resistance: +5
10452	huge ghostly drippy shield	0		Drippy Resistance: +10
10453	gray The Fingernail of the Thing in the Basement	0		
10454	cyan coin	0		
10455	shaking mushroom	0		
10456	deluxe mushroom	0		
10457	super deluxe mushroom	0		
10458	denatured Vulcanized twirling jittery fizzy soda	0		Effect: "Petit Forbearance", Effect Duration: 55
10459	quadruple-irradiated irradiated anodized upside-down healthy juice	0		Effect: "Spooky Flavor", Effect Duration: 11
10460	hammer	0		Plumber Power: 1, Plumber Stat: "Muscle"
10461	hammer	0		Plumber Power: 2, Plumber Stat: "Muscle"
10462	fire flower	0		Plumber Power: 1, Plumber Stat: "Mysticality"
10463	bonfire flower	0		Plumber Power: 2, Plumber Stat: "Mysticality"
10464	blurry work boots	0		Single Equip, Plumber Power: 1, Plumber Stat: "Moxie"
10465	narrow boots	0		Single Equip, Plumber Power: 2, Plumber Stat: "Moxie"
10466	cape of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100
10467	Tesla Van der Graaf back shell	0		MP Regen Min: 12, MP Regen Max: 17
10468	spiky back shell	0		Thorns: 1
10469	skewed power pants	0		Maximum PP: +1
10470	Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette	0		
10471	ghostly cyan Plumber's Union Handbook	0		
10472	skewed ruddy bony back shell	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40
10473	frosty button	0		Single Equip
10474	modified blooper ink	0		Effect: "Abyssal Tears", Effect Duration: 27
10475	coin	0		
10476	shaking rubber doll head	0		
10477	bouncing rubber doll body	0		
10478	plastic doll arms	0		
10479	plastic doll legs	0		
10480	rubber baby doll	0		Damage Aura: 1
10481	Better Shrooms and Gardens catalog	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-03"
10482	packet of mushroom spores	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10483	free-range mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10484	plump free-range mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10485	bulky free-range mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10486	spinning free-range mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10487	twirling immense free-range mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10488	colossal free-range mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10489	bland mushroom filet	3	decent	Last Available: "2020-03"
10490	ghostly mushroom slab	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10491	vaporized purple mushroom tea	1		Last Available: "2020-03"
10492	lousy mushroom whiskey	3	decent	Last Available: "2020-03"
10493	Lo Pan's groovy mushroom cap of the sewer	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Stench Damage: +25, Last Available: "2020-03"
10494	aromatic medical-grade sinister educational mushroom shield	0		Experience: +1, Spell Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +1, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2020-03"
10495	lion tamer's dog trainer's rosy-cheeked educational mushroom pants	0		Experience: +1, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Experience (familiar): 3, Last Available: "2020-03"
10496	skewed greedy knitted scorching shellacked mushroom badge	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Hot Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +3, Meat Drop: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-03"
10497	house-sized mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10498	pristine piranha seed	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10499	plastic piranha pot	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10500	adjusted blinking piranha pollen	0		Effect: "20-20 Second Sight", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2020-03"
10501	mirror plumber's boots	0		Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Plumber Jump"
10502	cyan sinistral homunculus	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-04"
10503	blue sharpshooter's kettle bell	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Last Available: "2020-04"
10504	skewed baleful glued-together crystal ball	0		Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2020-04"
10505	martini dregs of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2020-04"
10506	ribald flickering flashlight	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Last Available: "2020-04"
10507	flame-wreathed crumbling rabbit's foot	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2020-04"
10508	outmoded fidget toy of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2020-04"
10509	Da Vinci's flimsy ski pole	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Last Available: "2020-04"
10510	ribald discarded finger painting	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Last Available: "2020-04"
10511	pizza box of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Last Available: "2020-04"
10512	Jim Carey's sharpshooter's chipped coffee mug	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Monster Level: +25, Last Available: "2020-04"
10513	shaking lightning-fast Left-Hand Man action figure	0		Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2020-04"
10514	drippy seed	0		
10515	twirling drippy grub	0		
10516	drippy bezoar	0		
10517	Drip Institute petri dish	0		
10518	drippy ichor	0		
10519	drippy enzyme	0		
10520	drippy salt	0		
10521	drippy pigment	0		
10522	blinking drippy bromide	0		
10523	huge drippy flux	0		
10524	twirling drippy stein	0		
10525	lousy drippy pilsner	3	drippy	
10526	drippy staff	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Drip Blast"
10528	drippy orb	0		
10529	lustrous drippy orb	0		
10530	green nasty gory drippy orb	0		Stench Damage: +5
10531	annealed drippy orb	0		Drippy Resistance: +5
10532	Guzzlr application	0		Free Pull
10533	gray electrified smartaleck's Guzzlr tablet	0		Moxie Percent: +30, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2020-05"
10534	skewed Guzzlr cocktail set	0		Last Available: "2020-05"
10535	Guzzlrbuck	0		Last Available: "2020-05"
10536	Guzzlr hat	0		Last Available: "2020-05"
10537	Guzzlr shoes	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-05"
10538	Guzzlr pants	0		Last Available: "2020-05"
10539	Guzzlr souvenir stein of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Last Available: "2020-05"
10540	Guzzlr tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2020-05"
10541	extra-dry bad Ghiaccio Colada	5	decent	Last Available: "2020-05"
10542	strong drinkable Sourfinger	5	good	Last Available: "2020-05"
10543	special lousy Nog-on-the-Cob	3	decent	Effect: "Stevedave's Shanty of Superiority", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2020-05"
10544	delicious spirit-forward Steamboat	5	awesome	Last Available: "2020-05"
10545	smooth twirling Buttery Boy	4	awesome	Last Available: "2020-05"
10546	olive Never Don't Stop Not Striving	0		Skill: "Always Never Not Guzzling", Last Available: "2020-05"
10547	ghostly wool Tesla clown car key	0		Cold Resistance: +1, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2020-08"
10548	asbestos-lined Da Vinci's batting cage key of courage	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Hot Resistance: +5, Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2020-08"
10549	upside-down horrifying Lo Pan's aqu&iacute; of bravery	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Spooky Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2020-08"
10550	wobbly lightning-fast Van der Graaf deadly knob labinet key	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Initiative: +40, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2020-08"
10551	frightening quilted weremoose key of courage	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Spooky Damage: +5, Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2020-08"
10552	Rosewater's peg key	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Last Available: "2020-08"
10553	experienced kekekey	0		Experience: +2, Last Available: "2020-08"
10554	green rabbit's foot key of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2020-08"
10555	narrow Annie Oakley's Rosewater's knob shaft skate key	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Last Available: "2020-08"
10556	miser's nippy studded ice key	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Cold Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2020-08"
10557	flame-wreathed anchovy can key	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2020-08"
10558	blurry greasy Da Vinci's cactus key	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2020-08"
10559	rock-hard arcane researcher's f'c'le sh'c'le k'y	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Damage Reduction: 5, Last Available: "2020-08"
10560	brawny treasure chest key of the sweet-tooth	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2020-08"
10561	chaotic fortified demonic key of terror	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2020-08"
10562	chilly key sausage	0		Cold Damage: +5, Last Available: "2020-08"
10563	scandalous chilly knob treasury key	0		Cold Damage: +5, Sleaze Damage: +5, Last Available: "2020-08"
10564	upside-down knitted clever smooth scrap key	0		Moxie: +15, Maximum MP: +20, Cold Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2020-08"
10565	beefy rose key of the pedagogue	0		Muscle: +10, Experience: +3, Last Available: "2020-08"
10566	narrow teal stiffened music box key	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Last Available: "2020-08"
10567	blurry pulsating lightning-fast Jack Frost's actual skeleton key	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2020-08"
10568	Jeselnik's manspreader's deep-fried key of courage	0		Monster Level: +10, Sleaze Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2020-08"
10569	personal trainer's groovy discarded bike lock key	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Last Available: "2020-08"
10570	Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette	0		
10571	wobbly Manual of Lock Picking	0		Skill: "Lock Picking", Last Available: "2020-08"
10572	pressed tarnished marshroom	0		Effect: "Carol of the Bones", Effect Duration: 65
10573	bag of Iunion stones	0		Free Pull
10574	Iunion Crown	0		Last Available: "2020-06"
10575	drippy candy bar	0		
10576	activated mirror salty drippy candy bar	0		Effect: "Artificially Sweet", Effect Duration: 39
10577	pickled cold-filtered writhing drippy candy bar	0		Effect: "Jammin'", Effect Duration: 11
10578	dry gooey drippy candy bar	0		Effect: "Armor-Plated", Effect Duration: 23
10579	spinning baby camelCalf	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-07"
10580	dromedary drinking helmet	0		
10581	packaged SpinMaster&trade; lathe	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-08"
10582	huge SpinMaster&trade; lathe	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10583	narrow flimsy hardwood scraps	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10584	birch battery of incineration of terror	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-08"
10585	padded Socratic ebony epee of Leguizamo	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Damage Absorption: +20, Monster Level: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Disarming Thrust", Last Available: "2020-08"
10586	careful weeping willow wand of the empath of doom	0		Monster Level: -10, Familiar Weight: +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Barrage of Tears", Last Available: "2020-08"
10587	stanky chaotic therapeutic beechwood blowgun	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +25, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Lasts Until Rollover, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Poison Dart", Last Available: "2020-08"
10588	spinning spinning occult weightlifter's maple magnet of Tarzan	0		Muscle: +15, Experience (Muscle): +3, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-08"
10589	spinning Dreadsylvanian hemlock	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10590	tumbling clever hardy hemlock helm of the boozehound	0		Maximum HP: +50, Maximum MP: +20, Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2020-08"
10591	sweaty balsam	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10592	Lo Pan's rock-hard groovy balsam barrel	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Damage Reduction: 5, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Last Available: "2020-08"
10593	redwood	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10594	super-anodized redwood rain stick	0		Effect: "Burning Tongue", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2020-08"
10595	purpleheart logs	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10596	blinking family-friendly nippy beefcake's purpleheart &quot;pants&quot;	0		Muscle: +25, Cold Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2020-08"
10597	wormwood stick	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10598	twirling zippy scandalous experienced wormwood wedding ring of the cougar of the dark arts	0		Moxie: +20, Experience: +2, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Sleaze Damage: +5, Initiative: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-08"
10599	Dripwood slab	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10600	drippy diadem	0		Drippy Resistance: +15, Last Available: "2020-08"
10601	Thwaitgold slug statuette	0		
10602	scorching ert grey goo ring	0		Hot Damage: +25
10603	squat fistful of wood shavings	0		
10604	Yeg's Motel ashtray	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10605	Yeg's Motel alarm clock	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10606	enhanced aerosolized blue Yeg's Motel toothbrush	0		Effect: "Shot in the Arse", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2020-09"
10607	dry frozen Yeg's Motel hand soap	0		Effect: "The Halls of Mysticality", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2020-09"
10608	ghostly Yeg's Motel sewing kit	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10609	bland super-sized Yeg's Motel pillow mint	5	decent	Last Available: "2020-09"
10610	Yeg's Motel disposable razor	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10611	dry squat Yeg's Motel mouthwash	0		Effect: "Carol of the Bones", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2020-09"
10612	studded Yeg's Motel shower cap of the empath	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Familiar Weight: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-09"
10613	squat blurry Yeg's Motel bathrobe of the wise owl of bravery	0		Mysticality: +20, Spooky Resistance: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-09"
10614	lard-coated educational Yeg's Motel slippers	0		Experience: +1, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-09"
10615	mirror Yeg's Motel stationery	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10616	Yeg's Motel minibar key	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10617	green sizzling desk bell	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10618	frost-rimed desk bell	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10619	bouncing uncanny desk bell	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10620	blurry nasty desk bell	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10621	bouncing greasy desk bell	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10622	mirror chess set	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10623	onyx king	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10624	bouncing onyx queen	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10625	twirling onyx rook	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10626	onyx bishop	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10627	skewed shaking onyx knight	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10628	onyx pawn	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10629	alabaster king	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10630	bouncing alabaster queen	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10631	bouncing squat alabaster rook	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10632	alabaster bishop	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10633	skewed alabaster knight	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10634	alabaster pawn	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10635	jittery blue bagged Cargo Cultist Shorts	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-09"
10636	vibrating cool Cargo Cultist Shorts of James Dean of extreme caution	0		Moxie: +5, Experience (Moxie): +3, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Monster Level: -25, Last Available: "2020-09"
10637	complicated device	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10638	perfectly mixed tumbling flask of moonshine	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2020-09"
10639	flame-wreathed sea-worn candlestick of Leguizamo of horror	0		Monster Level: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2020-09"
10640	Universal Seasoning	0		
10641	galvanized modified frozen null-day exploit	0		Effect: "Shawarma Initiative", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2025-12"
10642	huge flame orb	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10643	stale chocolate chip muffin	3	decent	
10644	Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-10"
10645	Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium (well-read)	0		Last Available: "2020-10"
10646	packaged knock-off retro superhero cape	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-11"
10647	Vampire Slicer trench cape	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Maximum HP: +50, Hot Resistance: +3, Cold Resistance: +3, Spooky Resistance: +3, Stench Resistance: +3, Sleaze Resistance: +3
10648	wobbly box o' ghosts	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-12"
10649	gregarious ghostling	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-12"
10650	blinking grinning ghostling	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-12"
10651	upside-down greedy ghostling	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-12"
10652	subscription cocoa dispenser	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10653	colloidal double-boiled super-colloidal fortifying hot cocoa	0		Effect: "Flamingly Floral", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2020-12"
10654	altered boiling hot cocoa	0		Effect: "Mushroom Melody", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2020-12"
10655	diffused squat blinking cool hot cocoa	0		Effect: "Turkey-Ambitious", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2020-12"
10656	galvanized polarized shaking overly-fancy hot cocoa	0		Effect: "Dreams and Lights", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2020-12"
10657	moist electrified teal ghostly hot cocoa au beurre	0		Effect: "Orc Chops", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2020-12"
10658	galvanized electrified irradiated hot cocoa with rainbow marshmallows	0		Effect: "Provocative Perkiness", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2020-12"
10659	mansplainer's Book of Old-Timey Carols	0		Monster Level: +15, Last Available: "2020-12"
10660	lightning-fast Crimbo smile	0		Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2020-12"
10661	maroon baleful SalesCo sample kit	0		Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2020-12"
10662	altered cold-filtered skewed candy harmonica	0		Effect: "Itchy Trigger Finger", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2020-12"
10663	denatured huge sugar	0		Effect: "So You Can Work More...", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2020-12"
10664	deionized squat multi-level marzipan	0		Effect: "Frozen Shoulders", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2020-12"
10665	plastic Crimbo caroler of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Last Available: "2020-12"
10666	skewed Da Vinci's plastic multi-level marketer	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Last Available: "2020-12"
10667	knitted plastic Crimbo cheer	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2020-12"
10668	jittery steel-toed plastic Mirth	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Last Available: "2020-12"
10669	occult plastic Penny	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Last Available: "2020-12"
10670	overflowing gift basket	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10671	personalized wassail stein	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10672	tabletop candy dispenser	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10673	green neck wreath of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10674	blue wobbly Herculean shining star cap	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Last Available: "2020-12"
10675	twirling shellacked nativity shorts	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Last Available: "2020-12"
10676	greasy myrrh pouch of courage	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10677	stiffened studded frankincenser	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Damage Reduction: 1, Last Available: "2020-12"
10678	lime green chaotic electrified gilded trumpet	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10679	studded &quot;reusable&quot; grocery bag	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-12"
10680	blinking aromatic wine carrier	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-12"
10681	blurry Newton's candy bucket	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-12"
10682	altered narrow prescription teeth whitener	0		Effect: "All Blued Up", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2020-12"
10683	diffused warmed skewed imported lemon lozenge	0		Effect: "Vinegavotte", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2020-12"
10684	adjusted extra-polymerized energized hermedisiac cologne	0		Effect: "Sauce Monocle", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2020-12"
10685	government food shipment	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10686	government booze shipment	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10687	government candy shipment	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10688	Crimbo Cheer tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10689	spinning Crimbo Carol tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10690	Crimbo Commerce tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10691	food drive button	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10692	booze drive button	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10693	blurry candy drive button	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10694	spinning food mailing list	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10695	upside-down booze mailing list	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10696	candy mailing list	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10697	Socratic fruit bat of James Dean	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Experience (Moxie): +3, Class: "Seal Clubber", Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10698	arcane researcher's tinsel orb of terror	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Last Available: "2020-12"
10699	squat up-at-dawn avaricious snowpack	0		Meat Drop: +30, Adventures: +5, Class: "Pastamancer", Last Available: "2020-12"
10700	lightning-fast Newton's Satan hat	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Initiative: +40, Class: "Sauceror", Last Available: "2020-12"
10701	upside-down curative shellacked Crimbo stockings	0		Damage Reduction: 7, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Class: "Disco Bandit", Last Available: "2020-12"
10702	wobbly Jeselnik's lion tamer's poncho de azucar	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Sleaze Damage: +25, Class: "Accordion Thief", Last Available: "2020-12"
10703	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1	0		Skill: "Long Winter's Nap", Last Available: "2020-12"
10704	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 (used)	0		Skill: "Long Winter's Nap", Last Available: "2020-12"
10705	upside-down narrow The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2	0		Skill: "Bowl Full of Jelly", Last Available: "2020-12"
10706	tumbling The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 (used)	0		Skill: "Bowl Full of Jelly", Last Available: "2020-12"
10707	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3	0		Skill: "Ashes and Soot", Last Available: "2020-12"
10708	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3 (used)	0		Skill: "Ashes and Soot", Last Available: "2020-12"
10709	shaking lime green The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4	0		Skill: "Eye and a Twist", Last Available: "2020-12"
10710	ghostly The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used)	0		Skill: "Eye and a Twist", Last Available: "2020-12"
10711	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5	0		Skill: "Dimples, How Merry!", Last Available: "2020-12"
10712	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 (used)	0		Skill: "Dimples, How Merry!", Last Available: "2020-12"
10713	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6	0		Skill: "Chubby and Plump", Last Available: "2020-12"
10714	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 (used)	0		Skill: "Chubby and Plump", Last Available: "2020-12"
10715	bite-sized stale and pepper (stale)	1	decent	Last Available: "2020-12"
10716	delicious practically non-alcoholic narrow cranberry margarita (brackish)	1	awesome	Last Available: "2020-12"
10717	fuzzy polar bear ears	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Experience (Muscle): +3, Last Available: "2020-12"
10718	ghostly nose	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Last Available: "2020-12"
10719	goose mask	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Experience (Moxie): +3, Last Available: "2020-12"
10720	lousy triple-distilled barrel-aged eggnog	8	decent	Last Available: "2020-12"
10721	rotten blue hand-crafted candy cane	4	crappy	Last Available: "2020-12"
10722	bland drive-thru burger	4	decent	Last Available: "2020-12"
10723	perfectly mixed Boulevardier cocktail	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2020-12"
10724	quadruple-colloidal flattened gray Hotwire&trade; brand candy rope	0		Effect: "Aspect of the GravyPlum Fairy", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2020-12"
10725	rotten bowl full of jelly	4	crappy	Last Available: "2020-12"
10726	high-proof artisanal blurry Eye and a Twist	10	EPIC	Last Available: "2020-12"
10727	double-pressed Chubby and Plump bar	0		Effect: "Berry Experiential", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2020-12"
10728	ghostly digibritches	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
10729	packaged crystal ball	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-01"
10730	red crystal ball	0		Initiative: +50, Last Available: "2021-01", Item Drop (sporadic): +25
10731	fresh can of paint	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-12"
10732	fresh coat of paint	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10733	emotion chip	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-02", Skill: "Emotionally Chipped"
10734	spinal-fluid-covered emotion chip	0		Last Available: "2021-02", Skill: "Emotionally Chipped"
10735	spinning robo-battery	0		
10736	Thwaitgold listening bug statuette	0		
10737	power seed	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-03"
10738	twirling potted power plant	0		Last Available: "2021-03"
10739	modified concentrated battery (AAA)	0		Effect: "In the Limelight", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2021-03"
10740	quantum battery (AA)	0		Effect: "Hagg-ard", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2021-03"
10741	adjusted moist battery (D)	0		Effect: "Dwarven Hardiness", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2021-03"
10742	galvanized skewed battery (9-Volt)	0		Effect: "Stemonitis Storm", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2021-03"
10743	modified battery (lantern)	0		Effect: "Craft Tea", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2021-03"
10744	denatured pulsating battery (car)	0		Effect: "Virgo Rising", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2021-03"
10745	cryptocloak	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
10746	marshmallow	0		
10747	hand-crafted skewed marshmallow bomb	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2021-03"
10748	packaged backup camera	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-04"
10749	backup camera	0		Maximum HP / MP: +20, Meat Drop: +50, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Back-Up to your Last Enemy", Last Available: "2021-04"
10750	shaking shaking shortest-order cook	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-05"
10751	blue plate	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10752	frozen short beer	0		Effect: "Hyperoffended", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2021-05"
10753	pressed alkaline blue narrow short stack of pancakes	0		Effect: "Far Out", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2021-05"
10754	concentrated purple short stick of butter	0		Effect: "Meat the Flintstones", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2021-05"
10755	colloidal short glass of water	0		Effect: "Triangle, Man", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2021-05"
10756	warmed liquefied quantum short	0		Effect: "Discomfited", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2021-05"
10757	blinking Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette	0		
10758	quantum of familiar	0		
10759	dance instructor's familiar scrapbook of Calamity Jane	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Show Your Boring Familiar Pictures", Last Available: "2021-06"
10760	tumbling packaged familiar scrapbook	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-06"
10761	clan underground fireworks shop	0		Last Available: "2021-07"
10762	sharpshooter's fedora-mounted fountain of the bloodbag of horror	0		Maximum HP: +100, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-07"
10763	wicked sombrero-mounted sparkler of the ox of the blizzard	0		Muscle: +20, Spell Damage: +5, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-07"
10764	medical-grade forbidden porkpie-mounted popper of the glutton	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Food Drop: +100, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-07"
10765	rocket	0		Last Available: "2021-07"
10766	rocket	0		Last Available: "2021-07"
10767	squat rocket	0		Last Available: "2021-07"
10768	huge adequate fire crackers	7	good	Last Available: "2021-07"
10769	Arr, M80	0		Last Available: "2021-07"
10770	wool coward's Catherine Wheel	0		Monster Level: -20, Cold Resistance: +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-07"
10771	huge supercharged healthy rocket boots	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-07"
10772	wobbly sparkler of the brute of the brazier	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-07"
10773	blue Our Daily Candles&trade; order form	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-08"
10774	Vulcanized red Scent of a Human&trade; candle	0		Effect: "Steroid Boost", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2021-08"
10775	diffused upside-down teal bouncing The Beast Within&trade; candle	0		Effect: "Red Around the Gills", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2021-08"
10776	flattened diffused Salsa Caliente&trade; candle	0		Effect: "Fancy Feasted", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2021-08"
10777	ionized unsweetened spinning shaking maroon Smoldering Clover&trade; candle	0		Effect: "Dreams and Lights", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2021-08"
10778	corrupted anodized mirror Napalm In The Morning&trade; candle	0		Effect: "Human-Weird Thing Hybrid", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2021-08"
10779	crafty extra-large utility candle of the blizzard	0		Maximum MP: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-08"
10780	nasty runed taper candle of horror	0		Stench Damage: +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-08"
10781	lime green Annie Oakley's personal trainer's sage novelty sparkling candle	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-08"
10782	narrow Abracandalabra of Calamity Jane of extreme caution	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Monster Level: -25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-08"
10783	forbidden baleful extra-wide head candle	0		Spell Damage: +25, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-08"
10784	denatured double-energized natural magick candle	0		Effect: "Good with the Ladies", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2021-08"
10785	enhanced electrified rainbow glitter candle	0		Effect: "Soles of Glass", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2021-08"
10786	diffused enhanced banana candle	0		Effect: "Uncanny Shot", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2021-08"
10787	improved activated ghostly olive ear candle	0		Effect: "Whippin' It Good", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2021-08"
10788	dry triple-energized skewed gray votive of confidence	0		Effect: "Crud&eacute;", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2021-08"
10789	avaricious water candle	0		Meat Drop: +30, Water: 3, Lasts Until Rollover
10790	blinking energetic B. L. A. R. T.	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "B. L. A. R. T. Spray (narrow)", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "B. L. A. R. T. Spray (medium)", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "B. L. A. R. T. Spray (wide)"
10791	Thwaitgold fire beetle statuette	0		
10792	empty nacho cheese can	0		Water: 1
10793	jittery literal bucket hat	0		Water: 5
10794	rainproof barrel caulk	0		
10795	pump grease	0		
10796	packaged industrial fire extinguisher	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-09"
10797	nippy vibrating grievous industrial fire extinguisher of vim and vigor of the blizzard of courage	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Cold Damage: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Foam 'em Up", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Polar Vortex", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Foam Yourself", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Blast the Area", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Zone Specific", Last Available: "2021-09"
10798	pulsating pulsating The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells	0		Skill: "Dead Nostrils", Last Available: "2021-08"
10799	The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells (read)	0		Skill: "Dead Nostrils", Last Available: "2021-08"
10800	1950 Vampire Vintner wine	1	awesome	Last Available: "2021-10"
10801	bottled Vampire Vintner	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-10"
10802	shaking maroon French-Transylvanian Dictionary	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10803	ghostly packaged Daylight Shavings Helmet	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-11"
10804	flame-retardant Daylight Shavings Helmet of horror of temperance	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +1, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2021-11"
10805	eggwater	1	decent	Last Available: "2021-12"
10806	flavorless small upside-down twirling bread man	2	decent	Last Available: "2021-12"
10807	tiny flavorless huge plain candy cane	1	decent	Last Available: "2021-12"
10808	adequate flour cookie	4	good	Last Available: "2021-12"
10809	coward's plastic food lab	0		Monster Level: -20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10810	plastic nog lab of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10811	coward's plastic chem lab	0		Monster Level: -20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10812	ghostly deadly plastic primary lab	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10813	dog trainer's plastic Cheer Core	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10814	packaged medicine cabinet	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-12"
10815	green medicine cabinet	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10816	avaricious hale ice crown of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Maximum HP: +20, Meat Drop: +30, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-12"
10817	ribald clever dangerous jeans	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Maximum MP: +20, Sleaze Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-12"
10818	double-paned veiny Rosewater's ice wrap	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Maximum HP: +10, Cold Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-12"
10819	bite-sized moldy tofu pop	1	crappy	Last Available: "2021-12"
10820	decent bowl of prescription candy	3	good	Last Available: "2021-12"
10821	thick flavorless pulsating fishcake	5	decent	Last Available: "2021-12"
10822	decent low-calorie bone broth	1	good	Last Available: "2021-12"
10823	decent star pop	3	good	Last Available: "2021-12"
10824	bad lime green Doc's Fortifying Wine	3	decent	Last Available: "2021-12"
10825	perfectly mixed triple-distilled upside-down ghostly Doc's Smartifying Wine	10	EPIC	Last Available: "2021-12"
10826	fortified aged Doc's Limbering Wine	5	awesome	Last Available: "2021-12"
10827	drinkable Doc's Medical-Grade Wine	3	good	Last Available: "2021-12"
10828	mixed squat Homebodyl&trade;	1		Last Available: "2021-12"
10829	altered blurry shaking Extrovermectin&trade;	1		Last Available: "2021-12"
10830	compressed blinking Breathitin&trade;	1		Last Available: "2021-12"
10831	dehydrated Fleshazole&trade;	1		Last Available: "2021-12"
10832	non-dry alkaline tarnished anti-burn cream	0		Effect: "Reptilian Fortitude", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2021-12"
10833	modified quadruple-wet maroon anti-freeze cream	0		Effect: "Rain Dancin'", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2021-12"
10834	quantum mirror anti-goosebump cream	0		Effect: "Spore-Wreathed", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2021-12"
10835	corrupted ionized anti-odor cream	0		Effect: "Reedy Pipes", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2021-12"
10836	polymerized flattened denatured jittery anti-creep cream	0		Effect: "Video Game Hot Dog", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2021-12"
10837	pickled ionized anti-pain cream	0		Effect: "Eyes of the Dragon", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2021-12"
10838	lousy Doc's Special Reserve Wine	4	decent	Last Available: "2021-12"
10839	half-sized adequate bread pie	2	good	Last Available: "2021-12"
10840	bad clear Russian	4	decent	Last Available: "2021-12"
10841	pulsating zero-trust tanktop	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
10842	Crimbo ball	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10843	purple Crimbo ball	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10844	gooified animal matter	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10845	red gooified vegetable matter	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10846	gooified mineral matter	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10847	apple brown pudding pie	3	EPIC	Effect: "Hoity Toity", Effect Duration: 13
10848	extra-sweet chocolate and pear nog	3	good	Effect: "Hoity Toity", Effect Duration: 33
10849	coagulated plum pudding isomers	2		Effect: "Festively Experimented-Upon", Effect Duration: 50
10850	goo magnet	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10851	cozy scarf of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Last Available: "2021-12"
10852	spoiled huge Crimbo cookie	3	crappy	Last Available: "2023-06"
10853	corrupted pickled twirling fleshy putty	0		Effect: "Space Cowboy", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2021-12"
10854	third ear of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10855	festive egg sac	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10856	squat poisonsettia	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10857	brainy peppermint-scented socks	0		Mysticality: +5, Last Available: "2021-12"
10858	the Crymbich Manuscript	0		Skill: "Ancient Crymbo Lore", Last Available: "2021-12"
10859	skewed blue projectile chemistry set	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10860	tumbling cool depleted Crimbonium football helmet	0		Moxie: +5, Last Available: "2021-12"
10861	synthetic rock	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10862	half-sized normal purple &quot;caramel&quot;	2	good	Last Available: "2021-12"
10863	shaking self-repairing earmuffs of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Last Available: "2021-12"
10864	Newton's carnivorous potted plant	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Last Available: "2021-12"
10865	universal biscuit	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10866	sharpshooter's yule hatchet	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Last Available: "2021-12"
10867	potato alarm clock	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10868	normal fuchsia lab-grown meat	3	good	Last Available: "2021-12"
10869	Socratic fleece	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Last Available: "2021-12"
10870	boxed gumball machine	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10871	gray cloning kit	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10872	gravedigger's pants	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Last Available: "2021-12"
10873	narrow twirling executive electrified can of mixed everything of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Meat Drop: +40, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2021-12"
10874	Site Alpha ID badge	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10875	the Crymbich Manuscript (used)	0		Skill: "Ancient Crymbo Lore", Last Available: "2021-12"
10876	toothsome meatball	3	awesome	Last Available: "2021-12"
10877	cloned monster	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10878	meatball machine	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10879	refurbished air fryer	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10880	denatured mirror fried air	1		Last Available: "2021-12"
10881	11-leaf clover	0		
10882	carton of astral energy drinks	0		
10883	pickled red astral energy drink	1		
10884	ghostly narrow mint condition magnifying glass	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
10885	perfumed wool toasty magnifying glass	0		Hot Damage: +5, Cold Resistance: +1, Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2022-12"
10886	lousy void lager	3	decent	Last Available: "2022-12"
10887	flavorless void burger	3	decent	Last Available: "2022-12"
10888	purple void stone	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
10889	shaking Sherlock's vibrating Rosewater's void shard of the early riser	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Item Drop: +25, Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2022-12"
10890	undrilled cosmic bowling ball	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-01"
10891	bouncing cosmic bowling ball	0		Last Available: "2022-01"
10892	blinking combat lover's locket lockbox	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-02"
10893	grievous combat lover's locket	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Single Equip, Gear Drop: [pref(locketPhylum,demon)*50], Last Available: "2022-02"
10894	blinking Thwaitgold protozoa statuette	0		
10895	tumbling green grey gosling	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-03"
10896	fuchsia grey down vest	0		Experience (familiar): +2
10897	trojan horseshoe	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
10898	gray undamaged Unbreakable Umbrella	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-04"
10899	skewed scorching sizzling dangerous experienced unbreakable umbrella (broken)	0		Experience: +2, Weapon Damage: +10, Hot Damage: 35
10900	squat MayDay&trade; contract	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-05"
10901	MayDay&trade; supply package	0		Last Available: "2022-05"
10902	frozen narrow emergency glowstick	0		Effect: "Nature's Bounty", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2022-05"
10903	Jim Carey's survival knife	0		Monster Level: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-05"
10904	crank-powered radio on a lanyard of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-05"
10905	headlamp of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-05"
10906	reassuring frosty thermal blanket of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-05"
10907	therapeutic atlas of local maps	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-05"
10908	diffused cold-filtered spare battery	0		Effect: "Block-Rockin' Beet", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2022-05"
10909	space blanket	0		Last Available: "2022-05"
10910	pressed aerosolized wobbly single-use dust mask	0		Effect: "Fifty Ways to Bereave Your Lover", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2022-05"
10911	denatured gaffer's tape	0		Effect: "Frosty the Hitman", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2022-05"
10912	big bland 20-lb can of rice and beans	5	decent	Last Available: "2022-05"
10913	special bar of freeze-dried water	1	decent	Effect: "Mad at Science", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2022-05"
10914	miniature normal expired MRE	2	good	Last Available: "2022-05"
10915	decent low-calorie cool mint precipice bar	1	good	Last Available: "2022-05"
10916	toothsome snack-sized carrot cake precipice bar	2	awesome	Last Available: "2022-05"
10917	twirling The Big Book of Every Skill	0		
10918	squat Thwaitgold harvestman statuette	0		
10919	wobbly packaged June cleaver	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-06"
10920	Tesla quilted wicked June cleaver	0		Spell Damage: +5, Damage Absorption: +40, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Attacks Can't Miss, Last Available: "2022-06"
10921	hand-crafted Dad's brandy	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2022-06"
10922	flame-wreathed teacher's pen of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2022-06"
10923	immense flavorless fire-roasted lake trout	7	decent	Last Available: "2022-06"
10924	jumbo decent huge mirror guilty sprout	5	good	Last Available: "2022-06"
10925	knitted mother's necklace of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2022-06"
10926	non-tarnished trampled ticket stub	0		Effect: "Sealed Brain", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2022-06"
10927	magnetized extra-liquefied savings bond	0		Effect: "EVISCERATE!", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2022-06"
10928	green designer sweatpants (new stock)	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-07"
10929	designer sweatpants	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Flick", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Flood", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Spray", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Sip", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Make Sweat-Ade", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Drench Yourself in Sweat", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sip Some Sweat", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Sweat Out Some Booze", Last Available: "2022-07"
10930	twisted sweat-ade	1		Effect: "Yuletide Sappiness", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2022-07"
10931	unopened stillsuit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-08"
10932	stillsuit	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Experience (familiar): +1, Familiar Damage: +10, Last Available: "2022-08"
10933	thick dinosaur	0		
10934	maroon dinosaur scale	0		
10935	skewed pristine dinosaur feather	0		
10936	wobbly nasty dinosaur spike	0		
10937	therapeutic pterodactyl rifle	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Snipe Pterodactyl"
10938	birdseed hat	0		
10939	flatusaur gasmask	0		
10940	dinosaur dart	0		
10941	energized ionized Dino DNAde&trade;	0		Effect: "Sweet Taste", Effect Duration: 51
10942	bouncing pulsating dinosaur repellent	0		
10943	skewed camouflage vest of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3
10944	Dinodollar	0		
10945	squat valuable dinosaur droppings	0		
10946	dinosaur pheromone kit	0		
10947	huge chaotic awkward dinosaur research harness of the ox of Tarzan	0		Muscle: +20, Experience (Muscle): +3, Spell Critical Percent: +10
10948	shaking fuchsia Newton's reflective vest	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3
10949	jittery wicked dinosaur	0		Spell Damage: +5
10950	huge Thwaitgold mosquito-in-amber statuette	0		
10951	ghostly red packaged Jurassic Parka	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-09"
10952	up-at-dawn Jurassic Parka of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Adventures: +5, Avoid Attack: 1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Engage ultra-attractive parka mode", Last Available: "2022-09"
10953	ghostly boxed autumn-aton	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-10"
10954	upside-down blinking autumn-aton	0		Last Available: "2022-10"
10955	chilled lime green autumn leaf	0		Effect: "Belch the Rainbow&trade;", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2022-10"
10956	acceptable practically non-alcoholic fuchsia mirror AutumnFest ale	1	good	Last Available: "2022-10"
10957	hale occult autumn sweater-weather sweater of the empath	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Maximum HP: +20, Familiar Weight: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-10"
10958	horrifying hardened extremely unsafe personal trainer's autumn debris shield	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Damage Reduction: 3, Spooky Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-10"
10959	toothsome red autumn-spice donut	4	awesome	Last Available: "2022-10"
10960	vacuum-sealed green autumn dollar	0		Effect: "Stinky Hands", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2022-10"
10961	squat wicked Herculean savvy autumn leaf pendant	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Experience (Muscle): +1, Spell Damage: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-10"
10962	distilled yellow autumn breeze	1		Effect: "White-boy Angst", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2022-10"
10963	magnetized shaking autumn years wisdom	0		Effect: "Coldfinger", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2022-10"
10964	familiar-in-the-middle wrapper	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
10965	perfectly mixed Oopsie IPA	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2022-10"
10966	twirling mummified entombed cookbookbat	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-11"
10967	Yeast of Boris	0		Last Available: "2022-11"
10968	blurry St. Sneaky Pete's Whey	0		Last Available: "2022-11"
10969	wobbly tumbling Vegetable of Jarlsberg	0		Last Available: "2022-11"
10970	rotten ratatouille de Jarlsberg	4	crappy	Last Available: "2022-11"
10971	half-sized bland Jarlsberg's vegetable soup	2	decent	Last Available: "2022-11"
10972	small normal mirror roasted vegetable of Jarlsberg	2	good	Last Available: "2022-11"
10973	stale squat St. Pete's sneaky smoothie	4	decent	Last Available: "2022-11"
10974	diet moldy yellow bouncing Pete's wiley whey bar	1	crappy	Last Available: "2022-11"
10975	small stale Pete's rich ricotta	2	decent	Last Available: "2022-11"
10976	mediocre Boris's beer	3	decent	Last Available: "2022-11"
10977	bland special jittery twirling honey bun of Boris	3	decent	Effect: "Human-Hippy Hybrid", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2022-11"
10978	adequate ghostly wobbly Boris's bread	3	good	Last Available: "2022-11"
10979	Recipe of Before Yore: ratatouille de Jarlsberg	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "ratatouille de Jarlsberg"
10980	spinning Recipe of Before Yore: Jarlsberg's vegetable soup	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Jarlsberg's vegetable soup"
10981	spinning mirror Recipe of Before Yore: roasted vegetable of J.	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "roasted vegetable of Jarlsberg"
10982	Recipe of Before Yore: St. Pete's sneaky smoothie	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "St. Pete's sneaky smoothie"
10983	Recipe of Before Yore: Pete's wily whey bar	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Pete's wiley whey bar"
10984	huge pulsating Recipe of Before Yore: Pete's rich ricotta	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Pete's rich ricotta"
10985	ghostly Recipe of Before Yore: Boris's beer	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Boris's beer"
10986	twirling Recipe of Before Yore: honey bun of Boris	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "honey bun of Boris"
10987	green spinning Recipe of Before Yore: Boris's bread	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Boris's bread"
10988	flavorless diet squat baked veggie ricotta casserole	1	decent	Last Available: "2022-11"
10989	rotten miniature plain calzone	2	crappy	Last Available: "2022-11"
10990	rotten twirling roasted vegetable focaccia	3	crappy	Last Available: "2022-11"
10991	spoiled Pizza of Legend	4	crappy	Last Available: "2022-11"
10992	stale snack-sized huge Calzone of Legend	2	decent	Last Available: "2022-11"
10993	jittery Recipe of Before Yore: Calzone of Legend	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Calzone of Legend"
10994	pulsating Recipe of Before Yore: Pizza of Legend	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Pizza of Legend"
10995	Recipe of Before Yore: roasted vegetable focaccia	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "roasted vegetable focaccia"
10996	gray Recipe of Before Yore: plain calzone	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "plain calzone"
10997	Recipe of Before Yore: baked veggie ricotta	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "baked veggie ricotta casserole"
10998	cookbookbat book	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10999	jittery twirling Recipe of Before Yore: Deep Dish of Legend	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Deep Dish of Legend"
11000	rotten half-sized Deep Dish of Legend	2	crappy	Last Available: "2022-11"
11001	deed to Oliver's Place	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-01"
11002	tumbling drink chit	0		Last Available: "2024-01"
11003	government per-diem	0		Last Available: "2024-01"
11004	prompt prohie's hat	0		Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2024-01"
11005	triple-quantum improved fuchsia imported taffy	0		Effect: "Deep-Seated Rage", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2024-01"
11006	up-at-dawn foul-smelling Charleston shoes	0		Stench Damage: +10, Adventures: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-01"
11007	booze bindle	0		Last Available: "2024-01"
11008	censurious rare oboe of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2024-01"
11009	supercool bullet necklace of the sewer	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Stench Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-01"
11010	small yummy huge swamp haunch	2	awesome	Last Available: "2024-01"
11011	twirling sizzling Socratic gator shades	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Hot Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-01"
11012	milk cap	0		Last Available: "2024-01"
11013	watered-down smooth Charleston Choo-Choo	2	awesome	Last Available: "2024-01"
11014	bad irresponsibly strong skewed Velvet Veil	10	decent	Last Available: "2024-01"
11015	delicious high-proof Marltini	9	awesome	Last Available: "2024-01"
11016	perfectly mixed watered-down Strong, Silent Type	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2024-01"
11017	tolerable Mysterious Stranger	4	good	Last Available: "2024-01"
11018	tolerable Champagne Shimmy	4	good	Last Available: "2024-01"
11019	blinking the Sot's parcel	0		Last Available: "2024-01"
11020	jittery extremely unsafe Fonzie's ceramic cestus	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ceramic Punch", Last Available: "2023-12"
11021	supercharged quilted ceramic centurion shield of the overflowing toilet	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ceramic Bash", Last Available: "2023-12"
11022	Annie Oakley's hale ceramic celery grater	0		Maximum HP: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ceramic Grate", Last Available: "2023-12"
11023	vibrating Samson's ceramic celsiturometer of vim and vigor	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ceramic Boil", Last Available: "2023-12"
11024	friendly ceramic cerecloth belt of James Dean of Leguizamo	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Monster Level: +20, Familiar Weight: +3, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ceramic Skullgaze", Last Available: "2023-12"
11025	executive shellacked personal trainer's ceramic cenobite's robe	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Damage Reduction: 7, Meat Drop: +40, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ceramic Cenobitize", Last Available: "2023-12"
11026	vaporized twirling gray ceramic scree	1		Last Available: "2023-12"
11027	dry extra-hard jawbreaker	0		Effect: "Cock of the Walk", Effect Duration: 54
11028	pulsating flame-retardant dance instructor's Samson's chiffon chevrons	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Hot Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12"
11029	upside-down huge resourceful ruddy chiffon chapeau of the boozehound	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Maximum MP: +50, Booze Drop: +100, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11030	huge miser's frosty supercool chiffon chamberpot	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +10, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11031	spinning flame-wreathed energetic chiffon chemise of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11032	skewed zippy mansplainer's thinker's chiffon chakram	0		Mysticality: +10, Monster Level: +15, Initiative: +20, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11033	ribald nippy dance instructor's chiffon chaps	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Cold Damage: +10, Sleaze Damage: +10, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11034	dehydrated purple chiffon carbage	1		Last Available: "2023-12"
11035	enhanced triple-modified bouncing chiffon lemon	0		Effect: "Ichorous Intensity", Effect Duration: 14
11036	snack-sized flavorless chocomotive	2	decent	Last Available: "2022-12"
11037	stale freightcake	4	decent	Last Available: "2022-12"
11038	weak perfectly mixed cabooze	2	super EPIC	Last Available: "2022-12"
11039	skewed plastic caboose	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11040	prompt plastic passenger car	0		Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2022-12"
11041	arcane researcher's plastic dining car	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Last Available: "2022-12"
11042	smelly thinker's plastic coal car	0		Mysticality: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2022-12"
11043	quilted plastic locomotive	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Last Available: "2022-12"
11044	squat ghostly packaged model train set	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-12"
11045	blue model train set	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11046	Crimbo training manual	0		
11047	green Abuela Crimbo's special magnet	0		
11048	Trainbot radar monocle	0		Single Equip
11049	pile of Trainbot parts	0		
11050	moist aerosolized Trainbot circuitry	0		Effect: "Goldentongue", Effect Duration: 56
11051	super-galvanized anodized ionized squat Trainbot tubing	0		Effect: "Using Protection", Effect Duration: 42
11052	enhanced flattened Trainbot plating	0		Effect: "Headstrong", Effect Duration: 66
11053	vacuum-sealed boiled twirling Trainbot optics	0		Effect: "Powder Power", Effect Duration: 36
11054	triple-electrified pressed Trainbot servomotors	0		Effect: "Using Protection", Effect Duration: 24
11055	nitrogenated triple-flattened mirror huge Trainbot linkages	0		Effect: "Dancing Prowess", Effect Duration: 30
11056	ping-pong paddle	0		Single Equip
11057	ping-pong ball	0		
11058	greedy Trainbot harness	0		Meat Drop: +20
11059	bouncing ping-pong table	0		
11060	Crimbo train emergency brake	0		
11061	spinning Trainbot autoassembly module	0		
11062	perfumed greasy head-mounted Trainbot of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2022-12"
11063	jittery curative shellacked Sinatra's leg-mounted Trainbots	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Damage Reduction: 7, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2022-12"
11064	asbestos-lined horrifying Samson's shoulder-mounted Trainbot	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Spooky Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2022-12"
11065	cinnamon machine oil	0		
11066	tumbling Crimbo crystal shards	0		
11067	practically non-alcoholic drinkable dregs of a Crimbo cocktail	1	good	
11068	pulsating lost elf luggage	0		
11069	Trainbot luggage hook	0		Single Equip
11070	spoiled gigantic honey-drenched ham slice	10	crappy	
11071	watered-down delicious mostly-empty bottle of cookie wine	2	awesome	
11072	diet decent Crimbo food scraps	1	good	
11073	spinning arm towel	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11074	automatic wine thief	0		Single Equip
11075	jittery table-scraper	0		Single Equip
11076	upside-down maroon Trainbot slag	0		
11077	industrially-crushed ice	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11078	normal huge ghostly steamed oyster	6	good	
11079	tumbling really nice lump of coal	0		
11080	blinking deactivated mini-Trainbot	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11081	steam unit	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11082	crystal Crimbo goblet	0		
11083	crystal Crimbo platter	0		
11084	watered-down acceptable Crimbosmopolitan	2	good	Last Available: "2022-12"
11085	normal super-sized fancy spinning Crimbo dinner	5	good	Effect: "protect.enq", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2022-12"
11086	overloaded Yule battery	0		Familiar Weight: +25, Last Available: "2022-12"
11087	train whistle	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11088	The Superconductor's CPU	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2022-12"
11089	unoccupied sheep suit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-12"
11090	jittery half-height cigar	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11091	ghostly grubby wool	0		
11092	sharpshooter's grubby wool hat of terror of the glutton	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Food Drop: +100
11093	rosewater-soaked frosty grubby wool scarf	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +3, Single Equip
11094	toasty ruddy educational grubby wool trousers	0		Experience: +1, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Hot Damage: +5
11095	squat shellacked banded personal trainer's grubby wool gloves of the early riser	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Damage Absorption: +100, Damage Reduction: 7, Adventures: +7, Single Equip
11096	blinking grubby wool beerwarmer	0		
11097	bad nice warm beer	4	decent	
11098	grubby woolball	0		
11099	Rock Garden Guide	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-01"
11100	mirror pulsating packet of rock seeds	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11101	groveling gravel	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11102	powdered blurry twirling fruity pebble	1		Effect: "Clean-Shaven", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-01"
11103	lodestone	0		Effect: "Loded", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2023-01"
11104	shaking bouncing milestone	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11105	gray bolder boulder	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11106	molehill mountain	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11107	whet stone	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11108	upside-down hard rock	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11109	mirror stalagmite	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11110	chocolate covered ping-pong ball	0		
11112	enchanted decent pulsating pixel bread	3	good	Effect: "Hare-o-dynamic", Effect Duration: 5
11113	tolerable pixel whiskey	3	good	
11114	pixel rock	0		
11115	S.I.T. Course Voucher	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-02"
11116	S.I.T. Course Completion Certificate	0		Last Available: "2023-02"
11117	dry energized glob of extra-green chlorophyll	0		Effect: "Can't Be a Chooser", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2023-02"
11118	double-warmed teal mushroom	0		Effect: "Over-Familiar With Dactyls", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2023-02"
11119	alkaline altered five-fingered fern resin	0		Effect: "Category", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2023-02"
11120	delicious shaking super good fruit	3	awesome	Last Available: "2023-02"
11121	vaporized twirling energized spores	1		Effect: "Top Dog", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2023-02"
11122	olive censurious hot pepper of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Lantern: 1, Lantern Element: "Hot", Last Available: "2023-02"
11123	polymerized tarnished out-of-work circus flea	0		Effect: "Salty Mouth", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2023-02"
11124	extra-grubby grub	0		Last Available: "2023-02"
11125	warmed energized fire ant pheromones	0		Effect: "Yeah, It's Just Gasoline", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2023-02"
11126	enhanced chilled blurry pulsating flapper fly	0		Effect: "Red-Shirted Escort", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2023-02"
11127	artisanal shot of wasp venom	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2023-02"
11128	polymerized filled mosquito	0		Effect: "Irresistible Resolve", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2023-02"
11129	diffused green shim of shame shale	0		Effect: "Omphalotus Omnipresence", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2023-02"
11130	Vulcanized non-pressed yellow pebble of proud pyrite	0		Effect: "Ancient Protected", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2023-02"
11131	polarized chilled pile of gritty sand	0		Effect: "Fireproof Lips", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2023-02"
11132	squat hollow rock	0		Last Available: "2023-02"
11133	wet angry agate	0		Effect: "Tenacity of the Snapper", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2023-02"
11134	double-polymerized deionized twirling lump of loyal latite	0		Effect: "Dilated Pupils", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2023-02"
11135	adequate shadow sausage	4	good	Last Available: "2023-03"
11136	rock-hard hardened shadow skin	0		Damage Reduction: 8, Last Available: "2023-03"
11137	frozen Vulcanized shadow flame	0		Effect: "Chilblains of the Corn", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2023-03"
11138	massive flavorless shadow bread	6	decent	Last Available: "2023-03"
11139	shadow ice	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11140	acceptable strong shadow fluid	5	good	Last Available: "2023-03"
11141	shadow glass	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11142	gray shadow brick	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11143	yellow shadow sinew	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11144	practically non-alcoholic acceptable shadow venom	1	good	Last Available: "2023-03"
11145	powdered shaking shadow nectar	1		Effect: "Standard Cheer", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2023-03"
11146	Tesla hardy shadow stick of the detective	0		Maximum HP: +50, Item Drop: +20, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2023-03"
11147	beefcake's weightlifter's bat paw	0		Muscle: 40
11148	steel-toed uncursed bat paw	0		Damage Reduction: 9
11149	bouncing nasty Herculean experienced goblin cape	0		Experience: +2, Experience (Muscle): +1, Stench Damage: +5
11150	savvy uncursed goblin cape	0		Mysticality Percent: +20
11151	perfumed dragon wishbone of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Stench Resistance: +5
11152	stiffened uncursed dragon wishbone	0		Damage Reduction: 1
11153	maroon ghostly stanky stats of the pedagogue of Leguizamo of incineration	0		Experience: +3, Monster Level: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Stench Spell Damage: +25
11154	wobbly uncursed stats of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100
11155	Jack Frost's arcane orb of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Cold Spell Damage: +50
11156	narrow squat blurry greasy uncursed arcane orb	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
11157	banded machete	0		Damage Absorption: +100
11158	ghostly uncursed machete of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7
11159	green blanket	0		
11160	uncursed blanket	0		
11161	blinking zippy medallion of the dark arts of the scaredy-cat	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Monster Level: -15, Initiative: +20
11162	uncursed medallion of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15
11163	Advanced Pig Skinning	0		
11164	The Cheese Wizard's Companion	0		
11165	blue Jazz Agent sheet music	0		
11166	Thwaitgold anti-moth statuette	0		
11167	shadowy cheat sheet	0		Free Pull
11168	closed-circuit phone system	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-03"
11169	closed-circuit pay phone	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11170	gray shadow lighter	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11171	shadow heptahedron	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11172	shadow snowflake	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11173	wobbly shadow heart	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11174	shadow bucket	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11175	shadow wave	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11176	Rufus's shadow lodestone	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11177	Rosewater's shadow chef's hat of the wise owl of the empath	0		Mysticality: +20, Mysticality Percent: +30, Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2023-03"
11178	spinning sizzling Jim Carey's Van der Graaf shadow trousers	0		Monster Level: +25, Hot Damage: +10, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2023-03"
11179	thinker's shadow hammer of Gandalf	0		Mysticality: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Last Available: "2023-03"
11180	up-at-dawn flame-wreathed veiny shadow monocle	0		Maximum HP: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Adventures: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-03"
11181	ghostly mirror shadow candle	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Shadow Flame", Last Available: "2023-03"
11182	spoiled shadow hot dog	3	crappy	Last Available: "2023-03"
11183	drinkable weak shadow martini	2	good	Last Available: "2023-03"
11184	twisted shadow pill	1		
11185	blurry shadow needle	0		
11186	cursed monkey's paw	0		All Attributes: +10, Spooky Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, All Resistance: +2, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Monkey Slap", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Monkey Tickle", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Evil Monkey Eye", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Monkey Peace Sign", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Monkey Point", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Monkey Punch", Last Available: "2023-04"
11187	blinking monkey glove	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-04"
11188	nitrogenated shadow candy	0		Effect: "Tasting the Rainbow", Effect Duration: 50
11189	replica Mr. Accessory	0		
11190	replica Dark Jill-O-Lantern	0		
11191	replica hand turkey outline	0		
11192	replica crimbo elfling	0		
11193	replica pygmy bugbear shaman	0		
11194	dedigitizer schematic: cyburger	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11195	replica gravy-covered maypole	0		Item Drop: +25
11196	replica wax lips	0		Experience: +3
11197	upside-down shaking replica Tome of Snowcone Summoning	0		
11198	ghostly dedigitizer schematic: cybeer	0		Last Available: "2025-12", Softcore Only
11199	wholesome steel-toed beefy replica jewel-eyed wizard hat	0		Muscle: +10, Damage Reduction: 9, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Magic Missile"
11200	wool supercool replica bottle-rocket crossbow of Tarzan	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Experience (Muscle): +3, Cold Resistance: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire red bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire blue bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire orange bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire purple bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire black bottle-rocket"
11201	narrow rosewater-soaked ruddy cool replica navel ring of navel gazing of the glutton	0		Moxie: +5, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Stench Resistance: +3, Food Drop: +100, Single Equip, Item Drop (sporadic): 4.25, Meat Drop (sporadic): 4.25
11202	greedy cool replica V for Vivala mask	0		Moxie: +5, Meat Drop: +20, Single Equip, Combat Item Damage Percent: 50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Creepy Grin"
11203	skewed spinning scandalous vibrating replica haiku katana of the boozehound	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Sleaze Damage: +5, Booze Drop: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spring Raindrop Attack", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Summer Siesta", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Falling Leaf Whirlwind", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Winter's Bite Technique", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "The 17 Cuts"
11204	replica box of fireworks	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire off a Roman Candle", Item Drop (sporadic): +12.5
11205	fuchsia replica cotton candy cocoon	0		
11206	yellow wool flame-wreathed chilly sharpshooter's replica Elvish sunglasses	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Cold Damage: +5, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play an Accordion Solo", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play a Guitar Solo", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play a Drum Solo", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play a Flute Solo"
11207	replica squamous polyp	0		
11208	replica stone sphere	0		
11209	blinking inspector's Lo Pan's replica Greatest American Pants of the empath	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Familiar Weight: +5, Item Drop: +15
11210	jittery replica organ grinder	0		
11211	bouncing curative sinister replica Juju Mojo Mask of mayonnaise	0		Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip
11212	olive deadly beefy replica Operation Patriot Shield of the dark arts	0		Muscle: +10, Weapon Damage: +5, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Throw Shield", Variable
11213	skewed replica Libram of Resolutions	0		
11214	huge Van der Graaf occult Da Vinci's replica plastic vampire fangs	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Spell Damage Percent: +25, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Feed"
11215	bouncing replica angel	0		
11216	upside-down replica Camp Scout backpack of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Drops Items
11217	shaking replica deactivated nanobots	0		
11218	replica Apathargic Bandersnatch	0		
11219	twirling replica Smith's Tome	0		
11220	replica over-the-shoulder Folder Holder	0		
11221	replica Order of the Green Thumb Order Form	0		
11222	twirling blinking shrink-wrapped Cincho de Mayo	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-05"
11223	blue therapeutic stiffened Cincho de Mayo of the sewer of terror	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Stench Damage: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Dispense Salt and Lime", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Party Soundtrack", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Fiesta Exit", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Projectile Piñata", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Party Foul", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Confetti Extravaganza", Last Available: "2023-05"
11224	dedigitizer schematic: psilocyber mushroom	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11225	replica Little Geneticist DNA-Splicing Lab	0		
11226	replica still grill	0		
11227	replica Crimbo sapling	0		
11228	blue blurry replica puck	0		
11229	huge replica Chateau Mantegna room key	0		
11230	replica Deck of Every Card	0		
11231	replica Source terminal	0		
11232	replica disconnected intergnat	0		
11233	replica Witchess Set	0		
11234	replica genie bottle	0		
11235	huge replica space planula	0		
11236	replica unpowered Robortender	0		
11237	fuchsia replica Neverending Party invitation envelope	0		
11238	tumbling teal replica January's Garbage Tote	0		
11239	replica God Lobster Egg	0		
11240	lightning-fast cool replica Fourth of May Cosplay Saber of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Moxie: +5, Initiative: +40, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Use the Force"
11241	scorching Annie Oakley's sage replica Kramco Sausage-o-Matic&trade; of doom of the early riser	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Hot Damage: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Adventures: +7
11242	rosewater-soaked stanky coward's healthy hardened quilted brawny wizardly replica hewn moon-rune spoon of the brazier of the sweet-tooth of the cheetah	0		Mysticality: +25, Muscle Percent: +20, Damage Absorption: +40, Damage Reduction: 3, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Monster Level: -20, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +3, Candy Drop: +100, Initiative: +60, Single Equip, Alters Page Text, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Dragoon Platoon", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spittoon Monsoon", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Festoon Buffoon", Rollover Effect Duration: 50
11243	blurry replica baby camelCalf	0		
11244	blurry avaricious smelly sinister extremely unsafe Sinatra's replica Powerful Glove	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Spell Damage: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +30, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Replace Enemy", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Shrink Enemy", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Invisible Avatar", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Triple Size"
11245	twirling huge upside-down chaotic electrified supercharged grievous replica Cargo Cultist Shorts	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Spell Critical Percent: +10, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
11246	Usain Bolt's supercharged quilted razor-sharp replica industrial fire extinguisher of wisdom of the storm	0		Mysticality: +15, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Damage Absorption: +40, Maximum MP Percent: 70, Initiative: +80, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Foam 'em Up", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Polar Vortex", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Foam Yourself", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Blast the Area", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Zone Specific"
11247	replica crystal ball	0		Initiative: +50, Item Drop (sporadic): +25
11248	replica emotion chip	0		Skill: "Replica Emotionally Chipped"
11249	tumbling spinning experienced weightlifter's replica Jurassic Parka	0		Muscle: +15, Experience: +2, Avoid Attack: 1
11250	bouncing replica grey gosling	0		
11251	replica designer sweatpants	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Flick", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Flood", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Spray", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Sip", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Make Sweat-Ade", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Drench Yourself in Sweat", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sip Some Sweat", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Sweat Out Some Booze"
11252	replica plastic pumpkin bucket	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Item Drop: +13, Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.35
11253	replica Ten Dollars	0		
11254	Usain Bolt's auspicious Oprah's occult replica Cincho de Mayo	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Item Drop: +10, Initiative: +80, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Dispense Salt and Lime", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Party Soundtrack", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Fiesta Exit", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Projectile Piñata", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Party Foul", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Confetti Extravaganza"
11255	Thwaitgold splendor beetle statuette	0		
11256	shrink-wrapped 2002 Mr. Store Catalog	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-06"
11257	2002 Mr. Store Catalog	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11258	rosy-cheeked shellacked extremely unsafe cool &quot;I survived Y2K&quot; T-Shirt of wisdom of incineration	0		Mysticality: +15, Moxie: +5, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Damage Reduction: 7, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-06"
11259	narrow Letter from Carrie Bradshaw	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11260	upside-down Jeselnik's deadly pro skateboard	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Sleaze Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Do a Kickflip", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Do a Method!", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Do an epic McTwist!", Last Available: "2023-06"
11261	Mr. Accessaturday	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11262	ghostly Meat Butler	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11263	Loathing Idol Microphone	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11264	Charter: Nellyville	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11265	blinking Manual of Secret Door Detection	0		Last Available: "2023-06", Skill: "Secret Door Awareness"
11266	ghostly Flash Liquidizer Ultra Dousing Accessory of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Douse Foe", Last Available: "2023-06"
11267	ghostly clever occult Amulet of Perpetual Darkness of mayonnaise of Flo-Jo	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Maximum MP: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Initiative: +100, Blind, Last Available: "2023-06"
11268	Giant monolith	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11269	Crimbo cookie sheet	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11270	VHS Tape	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11271	wet squat scroll of minor invulnerability	0		Effect: "Mitre Cut", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2023-06"
11272	Lapis Lazuli	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11273	narrow Eye Agate	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11274	Azurite	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11275	maroon upside-down blurry Arrow (+1)	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11276	non-pickled pulsating scroll of protection from lycanthropes	0		Effect: "Can't Be a Chooser", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2023-06"
11277	Loathing Idol Microphone (75% charged)	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11278	Loathing Idol Microphone (50% charged)	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11279	gray blinking shaking Loathing Idol Microphone (25% charged)	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11280	Replica 2002 Mr. Store Catalog	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11281	Mr. Big's Wallet	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11282	lousy high-proof Sexy Cosmo	10	decent	Last Available: "2023-06"
11283	bouncing red Souvenir Chopsticks	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11284	blue upside-down double-paned careful Newton's red-soled high heels	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Monster Level: -10, Cold Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2023-06"
11285	yummy gray cyburger	3	awesome	Last Available: "2025-12"
11286	Fonzie's ncle leg	0		Experience (Moxie): +1
11287	friendly Tesla rutabuga bag	0		Familiar Weight: +3, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
11288	deadly mesquito proboscis	0		Weapon Damage: +5
11289	senate fly thorax of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3
11290	aerosolized liquefied narrow bug juice	0		Effect: "Buttermilk Boogie", Effect Duration: 48
11291	spider leg of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50
11292	Sinatra's beetle antenna	0		Experience (Moxie): +5
11293	foul-smelling mantis skull	0		Stench Damage: +10
11294	moist chitin powder	0		Effect: "Browbeaten", Effect Duration: 36
11295	tumbling rosewater-soaked extremely unsafe daddy shortlegs leg	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Stench Resistance: +3
11296	jittery Socratic cool birdybug antenna	0		Moxie: +5, Experience (Mysticality): +1
11297	jittery hale slick kilopede skull	0		Moxie: +10, Maximum HP: +20
11298	super-aerosolized haemolymphnode	0		Effect: "Liquid Luck", Effect Duration: 20
11299	pickled anodized chitin powder paste	0		Effect: "Paging Betty", Effect Duration: 46
11300	sleeping patriotic eagle	0		Free Pull
11301	skewed claw-held flag	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11302	souvenir flag	0		
11303	tumbling name change form	0		
11304	replica sleeping patriotic eagle	0		
11305	boxed august scepter	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-08"
11306	august scepter	0		All Attributes: +15, HP Regen Min: 10, HP Regen Max: 15, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 1st: Mountain Climbing Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 2nd: Find an Eleven-Leaf Clover Day", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 3rd: Watermelon Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 4th: Water Balloon Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 5th: Oyster Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 6th: Fresh Breath Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 7th: Lighthouse Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 8th: Cat Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 9th: Hand Holding Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 10th: World Lion Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 11th: Presidential Joke Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 12th: Elephant Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 13th: Left/Off Hander's Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 14th: Financial Awareness  Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 15th: Relaxation Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 16th: Roller Coaster Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 17th: Thriftshop Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 18th: Serendipity Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 19th: Honey Bee Awareness Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 20th: Mosquito Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 21st: Spumoni Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 22nd: Tooth Fairy Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 23rd: Ride the Wind Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 24th: Waffle Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 25th: Banana Split Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 26th: Toilet Paper Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 27th: Just Because Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 28th: Race Your Mouse Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 29th: More Herbs, Less Salt  Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 30th: Beach Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 31st: Cabernet Sauvignon  Day!", Last Available: "2023-08"
11307	adequate red watermelon	3	good	Last Available: "2023-08"
11308	watermelon seed	0		Last Available: "2023-08"
11309	jittery water balloon	0		Last Available: "2023-08"
11310	spinning yellow thriftshop coupon	0		Last Available: "2023-08"
11311	decent waffle	3	good	Last Available: "2023-08"
11312	upside-down pulsating fixodent	0		Last Available: "2023-08"
11313	purple Da Vinci's cat o' nine teeth of the blizzard	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2023-08"
11314	Usain Bolt's sage tooth cap	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2023-08"
11315	arcane researcher's cool toothy trousers	0		Moxie: +5, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Last Available: "2023-08"
11316	moldy banana split	4	crappy	Last Available: "2023-08"
11317	mirror teal handful of toilet paper	0		Last Available: "2023-08"
11318	Mrs. Rush	0		Last Available: "2023-08"
11319	skewed medal	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Experience (familiar): +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2023-08"
11320	acceptable maroon bottle of Cabernet Sauvignon	3	good	Last Available: "2023-08"
11321	electrified baywatch of the blizzard of the glutton	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Food Drop: +100, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2023-08", Nonstackable Watch
11322	Pocket Guide to Mild Evil	0		Last Available: "2023-07", Skill: "Perpetrate Mild Evil"
11323	Pocket Guide to Mild Evil (used)	0		Last Available: "2023-07", Skill: "Perpetrate Mild Evil"
11324	consolation ribbon	0		Familiar Weight: -10, Experience (familiar): -1, Last Available: "2023-08"
11325	replica august scepter	0		All Attributes: +15, HP Regen Min: 10, HP Regen Max: 15, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 1st: Mountain Climbing Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 2nd: Find an Eleven-Leaf Clover Day", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 3rd: Watermelon Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 4th: Water Balloon Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 5th: Oyster Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 6th: Fresh Breath Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 7th: Lighthouse Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 8th: Cat Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 9th: Hand Holding Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 10th: World Lion Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 11th: Presidential Joke Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 12th: Elephant Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 13th: Left/Off Hander's Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 14th: Financial Awareness  Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 15th: Relaxation Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 16th: Roller Coaster Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 17th: Thriftshop Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 18th: Serendipity Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 19th: Honey Bee Awareness Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 20th: Mosquito Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 21st: Spumoni Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 22nd: Tooth Fairy Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 23rd: Ride the Wind Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 24th: Waffle Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 25th: Banana Split Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 26th: Toilet Paper Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 27th: Just Because Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 28th: Race Your Mouse Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 29th: More Herbs, Less Salt  Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 30th: Beach Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 31st: Cabernet Sauvignon  Day!"
11326	bouncing Thwaitgold fairyfly statue	0		
11327	blurry residual chitin paste	0		Skill: "Chitinous Soul"
11328	powdered lime green ghostly concentrated cooking	1		
11329	boiled meat	1		
11330	denatured sparkling orb	1		Effect: "Aloofah", Effect Duration: 35
11331	powdered hardening cream	1		Effect: "Full of Vinegar", Effect Duration: 15
11332	vaporized pool shark hair oil	1		
11333	book of facts	0		Skill: "Just the Facts", Last Available: "2023-09"
11334	book of facts (dog-eared)	0		Skill: "Just the Facts", Last Available: "2023-09"
11335	blinking Dark Jill-of-All-Trades	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-10"
11336	pulsating LED candle	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2023-10"
11337	map to a candy-rich block	0		Last Available: "2023-10"
11338	improved dry wobbly sampler size toothpaste	0		Effect: "Top Dog", Effect Duration: 64
11339	Franken Stein	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Toast your enemy"
11340	A Guide to Burning Leaves	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-11", Leaves: +0.5
11341	inflammable leaf	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11342	blue rake	0		Item Drop: +1, Last Available: "2023-11", Leaves: +1.5
11343	narrow stanky rake	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2023-11", Leaves: +1.5
11344	autumnic bomb	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11345	shaking forest canopy bed	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11346	day shortener	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11347	extra time	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11348	nippy sinister autumnal aegis	0		Spell Damage: +10, Cold Damage: +10, Last Available: "2023-11"
11349	electrified non-boiled shaking ghostly distilled resin	0		Effect: "The Q Is Talking To You", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2023-11"
11350	super-heated leaf	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11351	lime green lit leaf lasso	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11352	tied-up leaflet	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11353	bouncing tied-up monstera	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11354	tied-up leaviathan	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11355	medical-grade impromptu torch of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2023-11"
11356	Annie Oakley's deadly fig leaf	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2023-11"
11357	shaking flame-wreathed dance instructor's smoldering drape	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2023-11"
11358	smoldering leafcutter ant egg	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11359	wobbly lightning-fast Tesla occult Da Vinci's leaf crown of the wise owl of terror	0		Mysticality: +20, Experience (Mysticality): +5, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Initiative: +40, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2023-11"
11360	snack-sized spoiled leafy browns	2	crappy	Last Available: "2023-11"
11361	super-diffused dry huge autumnic balm	0		Effect: "Slightly Mutated", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2023-11"
11362	unsweetened modified colloidal fuchsia coping juice	0		Effect: "Stevedave's Shanty of Superiority", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2023-11"
11363	blinking pulsating maroon lightning-fast Sherlock's shellacked Fonzie's Newton's candy cane sword cane	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Experience (Moxie): +1, Damage Reduction: 7, Item Drop: +25, Initiative: +40, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Surprisingly Sweet Stab", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Surprisingly Sweet Slash", Last Available: "2023-12", Rollover Effect Duration: 250
11364	pulsating wrapped candy cane sword cane	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-12"
11365	Elf Guard patrol cap	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11366	Elf Guard hotpants	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11367	huge Crimbuccaneer tricorn	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11368	ghostly Crimbuccaneer breeches	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11369	blurry automa-bot parts	0		
11370	security automa-core	0		
11371	clerical automa-core	0		
11372	handful of Boltsmann bearings	0		
11373	Spring Bros. solenoid	0		
11374	Spring Bros. ID badge	0		
11375	Boltsmann ID badge	0		
11376	housekeeping automa-core	0		
11377	housekeeping robot	0		
11378	decent thick shaking pickled bread	5	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11379	toothsome salted mutton	4	awesome	Last Available: "2023-12"
11380	rotten corned beet	4	crappy	Last Available: "2023-12"
11381	tiny plastic Elf Guard Armory	0		Weapon Damage: +3, Display Name: "tiny plastic Elf Guard Armory"
11382	tiny plastic Crimbuccaneer Grog Hall	0		Booze Drop: +3, Display Name: "tiny plastic Crimbuccaneer Grog Hall"
11383	tiny plastic Elf Guard Mess Hall	0		Food Drop: +3, Display Name: "tiny plastic Elf Guard Mess Hall"
11384	tiny Crimbuccaneer Foundry	0		Initiative: +3, Display Name: "tiny Crimbuccaneer Foundry"
11385	tiny plastic Abuela's Cottage (Pirate Control)	0		All Attributes: +3, Display Name: "tiny plastic Abuela's Cottage (Pirate Control)"
11386	pirate encryption key alpha	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11387	squat fuchsia pirate encryption key bravo	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11388	huge pirate encryption key charlie	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11389	pirate encryption key delta	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11390	shaking wardrobe-o-matic	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11391	futuristic shirt	0		Lasts Until Rollover
11392	futuristic hat	0		Lasts Until Rollover
11393	futuristic collar	0		Lasts Until Rollover
11394	red squat crated wardrobe-o-matic	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11395	immense stale peppermint donut	7	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11396	veiny Elf Guard insignia (private)	0		Maximum HP: +10, Last Available: "2023-12"
11397	stiffened Crimbuccaneer fledges (mint)	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11398	purple military-grade peppermint oil	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11399	blurry Crimbuccaneer whale oil	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11400	twirling Elf Guard tinsel grenade	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11401	watered-down hand-crafted Crimbuccaneer mologrog cocktail	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2023-12"
11402	Elf Army machine parts	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11403	wobbly Crimbuccaneer rigging lasso	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11404	banded Crimbuccaneer lantern of Tarzan of the blizzard	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Damage Absorption: +100, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2023-12"
11405	Crimbuccaneer flotsam	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11406	pulsating bouncing Crimbuccaneer invasion map	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11407	blinking lightning-fast Crimbuccaneer shirt	0		Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2023-12"
11408	Elf Guard MPC	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11409	skewed Crimbuccaneer piece of 12	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11410	Elf Guard commandeering gloves of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12", Piece of Twelve Drop: 0.5
11411	enhanced Elf Guard eyedrops	0		Effect: "It's Electric!", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2023-12"
11412	Crimbuccaneer premium booty sack	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11413	Elf Guard honor present	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11414	auspicious Elf Guard officer's sidearm of the cheetah	0		Item Drop: +10, Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2023-12"
11415	supercool Elf Guard insignia (general) of doom	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12"
11416	smooth weak Crimbow Rainbo	2	awesome	Last Available: "2023-12"
11417	upside-down Elf Guard strategic map	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11418	Crimbuccaneer captain's purse	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11419	sharpshooter's groovy Elf Guard broom	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Last Available: "2023-12"
11420	sharpshooter's Crimbuccaneer tavern swab of Calamity Jane of extreme caution	0		Critical Hit Percent: 25, Monster Level: -25, Last Available: "2023-12"
11421	twirling teal Elf Guard hangover cure	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11422	spirit-forward smooth old-school pirate grog	5	awesome	Last Available: "2023-12"
11423	super-sized stale special grog nuts	5	decent	Effect: "Items Are Forever", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-12"
11424	sharpshooter's Samson's sawed-off blunderbuss of Leguizamo	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Monster Level: +20, Last Available: "2023-12"
11425	tolerable blurry officer's nog	3	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11426	peppermint bomb	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11427	rotten gigantic sundae ration	8	crappy	Last Available: "2023-12"
11428	decent peppermint tack	3	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11429	huge Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts	0		Skill: "Elf Guard Cooking", Last Available: "2023-12"
11430	rotten bite-sized whalesteak	1	crappy	Last Available: "2023-12"
11431	auspicious mansplainer's arcane researcher's whalegun	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Monster Level: +15, Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2023-12"
11432	upside-down Cocktails of the Age of Sail	0		Skill: "Old-School Cocktailcrafting", Last Available: "2023-12"
11433	shaking Elf Guard payroll bag	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11434	lightning-fast perfumed weightlifter's Elf Guard clipboard	0		Muscle: +15, Stench Resistance: +5, Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2023-12"
11435	wobbly foul-smelling pegfinger	0		Stench Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12", MPC Drop: 0.5
11436	perfectly mixed triple-distilled and claret	9	EPIC	Last Available: "2023-12"
11437	Elf Guard and beret of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2023-12"
11438	narrow ribald wicked shipwright's hammer of the blizzard	0		Spell Damage: +5, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +10, Last Available: "2023-12"
11439	twirling sharpshooter's ruddy gunwale of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Last Available: "2023-12"
11440	teal twirling sizzling hardy Kelflar vest of doom	0		Maximum HP: +50, Hot Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2023-12"
11441	liquefied whale cerebrospinal fluid	0		Effect: "Amorphous Cheer", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2023-12"
11442	huge Oprah's groovy Crimbuccaneer runebone	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12"
11443	cannonbomb	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11444	olive bouncing Fonzie's Elf Guard mouthknife of terror	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2023-12"
11445	grievous Crimbuccaneer fledges (disintegrating) of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12"
11446	arcane researcher's Elf Guard fuel tank	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Last Available: "2023-12"
11447	Temple Grandin's Annie Oakley's razor-sharp massive wrench	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Familiar Weight: +7, Last Available: "2023-12"
11448	deadly sage brown pirate pants	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Weapon Damage: +5, Last Available: "2023-12"
11449	Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion	0		Skill: "Elf Guard Extortion Techniques", Last Available: "2023-12"
11450	The Encyclopedia of Fruit	0		Skill: "Fruit Recognition", Last Available: "2023-12"
11451	spinning pulsating punching mirror	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11452	gray bouncing Usain Bolt's lard-coated vibrating hardy rock-hard Elf dessert spoon of incineration	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Maximum HP: +50, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2023-12"
11453	scandalous Elf Guard SCUBA tank of the businessman	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +50, Adventure Underwater, Last Available: "2023-12"
11454	yellow Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping	0		Skill: "Elf Guard Relaxation Techniques", Last Available: "2023-12"
11455	jittery baleful strapping free boots	0		Muscle: +5, Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "The Old One-Two (Kick)", Last Available: "2023-12"
11456	baby rigging snake	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11457	dog trainer's Van der Graaf MacGyver's Elvish underarmor	0		Maximum MP: +100, Experience (familiar): +1, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12"
11458	Usain Bolt's Crimbuccaneer bombjacket of the cheetah	0		Initiative: 140, Combat Item Damage Percent: 100, Last Available: "2023-12"
11459	miniature bland sugarplum ration	2	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11460	rotten gingerbread nylons	3	crappy	Last Available: "2023-12"
11461	normal snack-sized rum-soaked fruitcake	2	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11462	moldy immense lime	8	crappy	Last Available: "2023-12"
11463	normal gingerbread pirate	4	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11464	rotten small fruit-stuffed rumcake	2	crappy	Last Available: "2023-12"
11465	acceptable olive mulled wine	3	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11466	mediocre Swedish coffee	3	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11467	bad practically non-alcoholic canteen of eggnog	1	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11468	practically non-alcoholic artisanal mirror hot wine	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	Last Available: "2023-12"
11469	irresponsibly strong tolerable Jamaican coffee	8	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11470	strong perfectly mixed flask of egggrog	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2023-12"
11471	Black and White Apron Enrollment Form	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-12"
11472	Black and White Apron Meal Kit	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11473	pirate encryption key (complete)	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11474	special artisanal practically non-alcoholic yule grog	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	Effect: "All Is Forgiven", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2023-12"
11475	flavorless wet tack	3	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11476	enchanted tasty miniature olive whalecake	2	awesome	Effect: "Sharp Weapon", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2023-12"
11477	pulsating vibrating arcane researcher's Socratic gunwale whalegun	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Shoot, Gunwale Whalegun, Shoot!", Last Available: "2023-12"
11478	special perfectly mixed and claret	3	super EPIC	Effect: "Unrunnable Face", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2023-12"
11479	blurry upside-down rigging knot	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11480	shaking trick coin	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11481	mirror nasty sizzling Elf Guard squirtgun	0		Hot Damage: +10, Stench Damage: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Peppermint Squirt", Last Available: "2023-12"
11482	chest of &quot;pirate gold&quot;	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11483	wobbly Da Vinci's sequin-encrusted sweater	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Last Available: "2023-12"
11484	auspicious wool replica Elf Guard medal of the cheetah	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Item Drop: +10, Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2023-12"
11485	yellow spinning Lil' Snowball Factory	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11486	Elf Guard temporary (permanent) tattoo	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11487	blinking prank Crimbo card	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11488	Oprah's Crimbuccaneer squirtblunderbuss of incineration	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2023-12"
11489	My First Paycheck envelope	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11490	nasty Oprah's boxer's barnacle-encrusted sweater	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Stench Damage: +5, Last Available: "2023-12"
11491	avaricious banded Crimbuccaneer nose ring of Leguizamo	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Monster Level: +20, Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2023-12"
11492	twirling pet anchor	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11493	Crimbuccaneer tattoo gift certificate	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11494	Elf Guard safety bear	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11495	kraken	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11496	blue precision snowball	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11497	Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts (used)	0		Skill: "Elf Guard Cooking", Last Available: "2023-12"
11498	jittery Cocktails of the Age of Sail (used)	0		Skill: "Old-School Cocktailcrafting", Last Available: "2023-12"
11499	Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion (used)	0		Skill: "Elf Guard Extortion Techniques", Last Available: "2023-12"
11500	blinking The Encyclopedia of Fruit (used)	0		Skill: "Fruit Recognition", Last Available: "2023-12"
11501	Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping (used)	0		Skill: "Elf Guard Relaxation Techniques", Last Available: "2023-12"
11502	non-quantum bouncing military candy cane	0		Effect: "Ticking Clock", Effect Duration: 41
11503	wet deionized extra-enhanced groggipop	0		Effect: "Dreadful Heat", Effect Duration: 22
11504	olive nasty moss mace of the boozehound	0		Stench Damage: +5, Booze Drop: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Moss Mugging", Last Available: "2024-12"
11505	asbestos-lined hale moss megaphone	0		Maximum HP: +20, Hot Resistance: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Megaphone Whisper", Last Available: "2024-12"
11506	greedy Samson's moss medal	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Meat Drop: +20, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Brandish Moss Medal", Last Available: "2024-12"
11507	rosewater-soaked moss mitre of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Stench Resistance: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Soul Genuflection", Last Available: "2024-12"
11508	stanky moss mantle of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Drop Mantle", Last Available: "2024-12"
11509	medical-grade hardened moss marlinspike	0		Damage Reduction: 3, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Extra Pickpocket, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-12"
11510	distilled green moss mulch	1		Last Available: "2024-12"
11511	irradiated oxidized moss floss	0		Effect: "El Tango de la Maldita Suegra", Effect Duration: 41
11512	adobe arsecover	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11513	fuchsia adobe adze	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-12"
11514	adobe abacus	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11515	teal adobe ayam	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11516	adobe ascot	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-12"
11517	mirror adobe abaya	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11518	twisted blue adobe assortment	1		Effect: "Beastly Flavor", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2024-12"
11519	Vulcanized modified adobe brittle	0		Effect: "Izchak's Blessing", Effect Duration: 39
11520	gray squat sinister crepe paper phrygian cap of the dark arts of the brazier	0		Spell Damage: +10, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Pull down your crepe paper phrygian cap", Last Available: "2025-12"
11521	friendly deadly crepe paper parachute cape of Gandalf	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2025-12"
11522	bouncing lard-coated extremely unsafe thinker's crepe paper pie clip	0		Mysticality: +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Look through your crepe paper pie clip", Last Available: "2025-12"
11523	purple flame-retardant gravedigger's strapping crepe paper puzzle cube	0		Muscle: +5, Spooky Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play with your crepe paper puzzle", Last Available: "2025-12"
11524	lightning-fast rosewater-soaked razor-sharp crepe paper plunge camisole	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Stench Resistance: +3, Initiative: +40, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Leave nothing to the imagination", Last Available: "2025-12"
11525	tumbling vibrating veiny crepe paper polka charm of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Maximum HP: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Embrace polka", Last Available: "2025-12"
11526	denatured crepe paper pared cuttings	1		Last Available: "2025-12"
11527	adjusted crepe paper peanut candy	0		Effect: "Vanity Rage", Effect Duration: 58
11528	electrified petrified wood war pike of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2025-12"
11529	MacGyver's padded petrified wood waist protector	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Maximum MP: +100, Single Equip, Avoid Attack: 1, Last Available: "2025-12"
11530	ghostly dangerous petrified wood wizard's pouch of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Weapon Damage: +10, Single Equip, Lantern: 2, Lantern Element: "Hot", Lantern Element: "None", Last Available: "2025-12"
11531	green executive energetic petrified wood water purifier	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Meat Drop: +40, Lantern: 2, Lantern Element: "Cold", Lantern Element: "Sleaze", Last Available: "2025-12"
11532	quilted petrified wood whoopie panama of temperance	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2025-12", Thorns: 1
11533	frightening arcane researcher's petrified wood walking pants	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2025-12"
11534	boiled petrified wood waste parts	1		Effect: "Sleazy Hands", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2025-12"
11535	oxidized petrified wood wafer praline	0		Effect: "Mushroom Magicalness", Effect Duration: 67
11536	artisanal wobbly cybeer	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2025-12"
11537	jittery ICEbox	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11538	wired underwear	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Refresh HP", Last Available: "2025-12"
11539	encrypted shuriken	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Encrypted Shuriken", Last Available: "2025-12"
11540	twirling baby chest mimic	0		Free Pull
11541	googly chest eyes	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11542	mimic egg	0		
11543	supercharged brawny Crimbuccaneer war standard	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2023-12"
11544	sharpshooter's Elf Guard war standard of incineration	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2023-12"
11545	in-the-box spring shoes	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-02"
11546	horrifying chilly spring shoes of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Cold Damage: +5, Spooky Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spring Away", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spring Kick", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spring Growth Spurt", Drops Items, Last Available: "2024-02"
11547	galvanized Vulcanized narrow huge ultra-soft ferns	0		Effect: "Object Detection", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2024-02"
11548	nitrogenated deionized cold-filtered pulsating crunchy brush	0		Effect: "Always be Collecting", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2024-02"
11549	smashed scientific equipment	0		
11550	biphasic molecular oculus	0		No Pull
11551	huge triphasic molecular oculus	0		
11552	high-tension exoskeleton	0		Avoid Attack: 1
11553	mirror shaking ultra-high-tension exoskeleton	0		Avoid Attack: 2
11554	irresponsible-tension exoskeleton	0		Avoid Attack: 3
11555	quick-release belt pouch	0		Single Equip
11556	mirror quick-release fannypack	0		Single Equip
11557	squat red quick-release utility belt	0		Single Equip
11558	wholesome motion sensor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Single Equip
11559	focused magnetron pistol	0		Single Equip
11560	packaged Everfull Dart Holster	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-03"
11561	Annie Oakley's sinister Everfull Dart Holster	0		Spell Damage: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-03"
11562	jittery research fragment	0		
11563	Thwaitgold wolf spider statuette	0		
11564	spinning boxed Apriling band helmet	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-04"
11565	olive bouncing double-paned greasy mansplainer's MacGyver's Apriling band helmet of the brazier	0		Maximum MP: +100, Monster Level: +15, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2024-04"
11566	curative stiffened fortified experienced Apriling band saxophone	0		Experience: +2, Damage Absorption: +60, Damage Reduction: 1, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-04"
11567	gravedigger's quilted Newton's Apriling band quad tom of horror	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Damage Absorption: +40, Spooky Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-04"
11568	censurious Jim Carey's Van der Graaf dance instructor's Apriling band tuba	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Monster Level: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Item Drop: +5, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-04"
11569	greasy Oprah's razor-sharp Apriling band staff of extreme caution of the detective of the businessman	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Monster Level: -25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Item Drop: +20, Meat Drop: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-04"
11570	Apriling band piccolo	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-04"
11571	boxed Mayam Calendar	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-05"
11572	Mayam Calendar	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-05"
11573	flavorless yam	4	decent	Last Available: "2024-05"
11574	artisanal narrow yam martini	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2024-05"
11575	hand-crafted sweet potato o' mine	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2024-05"
11576	weak drinkable Southern yam	2	good	Last Available: "2024-05"
11577	hand-crafted weak special sweet potato punch	2	EPIC	Effect: "Filled with Magic", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2024-05"
11578	bland diet ghostly Mayam spinach	1	decent	Last Available: "2024-05"
11579	tasty low-calorie blurry yam and swiss	1	awesome	Last Available: "2024-05"
11580	clever grievous brawny yam cannon	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Maximum MP: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-05"
11581	shaking yam cannon	0		Initiative: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-05"
11582	yam battery	0		Last Available: "2024-05"
11583	yam stinkbomb	0		Last Available: "2024-05"
11584	fuchsia gravedigger's arcane researcher's furry yam buckler of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Spooky Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-05"
11585	thanksgiving bomb	0		Last Available: "2024-05"
11586	chaotic padded Newton's yamtility belt	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Damage Absorption: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-05"
11587	toothsome yam slider	3	awesome	Last Available: "2024-05"
11588	enchanted flavorless spinning yam mayo	4	decent	Effect: "Ponderous Potency", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2024-05"
11589	moldy yam burrito	4	crappy	Last Available: "2024-05"
11590	visual packet sniffer	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11591	mini kiwi egg	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-06"
11592	aviator goggles	0		
11593	green Thwaitgold Illinigina illinoiensis model	0		
11594	flavorless mini kiwi	4	decent	Last Available: "2024-06"
11595	double-paned scorching stiffened mini kiwi bikini	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Hot Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2024-06"
11596	delicious triple-distilled blurry mini kiwitini	7	awesome	Last Available: "2024-06"
11597	mini kiwi invisible dirigible	0		Familiar Weight: -20, Last Available: "2024-06"
11598	squat maroon mini kiwi aioli	0		Last Available: "2024-06"
11599	avaricious knitted coward's mini kiwi silicon tiepin	0		Monster Level: -20, Cold Resistance: +3, Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2024-06"
11600	mini kiwi tipi	0		Last Available: "2024-06"
11601	normal mini kiwi digitized cookies	3	good	Last Available: "2024-06"
11602	irresponsibly strong perfectly mixed mirror mini kiwi intoxicating spirits	10	EPIC	Last Available: "2024-06"
11603	modified wet cyan mini kiwi antimilitaristic hippy petition	0		Effect: "Think Win-Lose", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2024-06"
11604	alkaline mini kiwi illicit antibiotic	0		Effect: "Human-Plant Hybrid", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2024-06"
11605	lion tamer's curative mini kiwi whipping stick	0		Experience (familiar): +2, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2024-06"
11606	twirling zippy mini kiwi icepick	0		Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2024-06"
11607	super-frozen mini kiwi-flavored aspirin-injecting lipstick	0		Effect: "Graham Crackling", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2024-06"
11608	packaged Roman Candelabra	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-07"
11609	Roman Candelabra	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blow the Blue Candle!", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blow the Green Candle!", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blow the Purple Candle!", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blow the Red Candle!", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blow the Yellow Candle!", Last Available: "2024-07"
11610	protogenetic chunklet (synapse)	0		
11611	ghostly squat spinning protogenetic chunklet (muscle)	0		
11612	teal protogenetic chunklet (flagellum)	0		
11613	protogenetic chunklet (elbow)	0		
11614	jittery protogenetic chunklet (lips)	0		
11615	teal scorching deadly messenger bag RNA of temperance	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Hot Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +5
11616	ghostly mirror flagellate flagon	0		
11617	jittery jittery ghostly proto-proto-protozoa	0		
11618	flavorless big bacteria bisque	5	decent	
11619	huge decent ciliophora chowder	8	good	
11620	fancy tasty cream of chloroplasts	3	awesome	Effect: "Conspiratory Eyes", Effect Duration: 30
11621	synaptic soup	0		
11622	blurry muscular soup	0		
11623	olive flagellate soup	0		
11624	elbow soup	0		
11625	lip soup	0		
11626	unevolved organism	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-07"
11627	extra ooze	0		
11628	extra DNA	0		Experience (familiar): +1
11629	untorn tearaway pants package	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-08"
11630	jittery miser's resourceful thinker's tearaway pants of the bloodbag of doom	0		Mysticality: +10, Maximum HP: +100, Maximum MP: +50, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Meat Drop: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Tear Away your Pants!", Last Available: "2024-08"
11631	pulsating baby bodyguard	0		
11632	mirror Doll Moll violin case	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
11633	blurry Tina gun	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11634	tattoo gun	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
11635	hand-crafted mirror Colera Peste Nebbiolo	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2026-08"
11636	cyan squat spinning longbox of Batfellow comics	0		
11637	Thwaitgold shield bug statuette	0		
11638	bodyguard badge	0		
11639	tumbling Too Cold to Hold: How to Be Cool - A Memoir	0		Skill: "Too Cool"
11640	Too Cold to Hold: How to Be Cool - A Memoir (read)	0		Skill: "Too Cool"
11641	shaking bouncing boxed Sept-Ember Censer	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-09"
11642	Sept-Ember Censer	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11643	wicked blade of dismemberment	0		Spell Damage: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-09"
11644	Embering Hulk	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11645	blinking Mmm-brr! brand mouthwash	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11646	huge Septapus summoning charm	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11647	structural ember	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11648	shaking Van der Graaf fortified Herculean embers-only jacket	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Damage Absorption: +60, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-09"
11649	squat curative bembershoot	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-09"
11650	rotten wheel of camembert	4	crappy	Last Available: "2024-09"
11651	jittery hat of remembering of the storm of extreme caution of the sweet-tooth	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Monster Level: -25, Candy Drop: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-09"
11652	throwin' ember	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11653	head of emberg lettuce	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11654	embering hunk	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11655	soft cap of diminishing returns	0		
11656	photo booth sized crate	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-10"
11657	lime green blinking boxed bat wings	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-10"
11658	foul-smelling bat wings of Gandalf of Flo-Jo	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Stench Damage: +10, Initiative: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Rest upside down", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Swoop like a Bat", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Summon Cauldron of Bats", Last Available: "2024-10"
11659	ember egg	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11660	ember	0		Cold Resistance: +1
11661	skewed smartaleck's brainy monocle on a stick	0		Mysticality: +5, Moxie Percent: +30, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11662	wobbly boxer's plastic pipe of the overflowing toilet	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11663	up-at-dawn fake arrow-through-the-head of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Adventures: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11664	ghostly aromatic foul-smelling bow tie	0		Stench Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +1, Clowniness: 25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11665	greasy sharpshooter's fake huge beard	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11666	vibrating astronaut helmet of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11667	mirror greedy foul-smelling feather boa	0		Stench Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +20, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11668	chaotic Sheriff badge of the blizzard	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11669	Herculean slick Sheriff pistol	0		Moxie: +10, Experience (Muscle): +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11670	teal rosewater-soaked smartaleck's Sheriff moustache	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Stench Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11671	resourceful dance instructor's photo booth supply list	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Maximum MP: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Check for photo booth supplies", Last Available: "2024-10"
11672	tumbling peace turkey outline	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-11"
11673	huge fuchsia tie-dye headband	0		
11674	rotten bouncing ghostly whirled peas	3	crappy	Last Available: "2024-11"
11675	enchanted normal peaza	3	good	Effect: "Knightlife", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2024-11"
11676	olive peace shooter	0		Last Available: "2024-11"
11677	modified bouncing drenchrome 2.0	1		Effect: "Night of the Nachos", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2025-12"
11678	compressed upside-down yellow Synapse Blaster	1		Last Available: "2025-12"
11679	quantized familiar	0		
11680	quantum watch	0		Adventures: +2
11681	quantized familiar experience	0		
11682	altered squat squat wobbly pea brittle	0		Effect: "Jackasses' Symphony of Destruction", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2024-11"
11683	watered-down hand-crafted peasco	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2024-11"
11684	yummy bite-sized piece of cake	1	awesome	Last Available: "2024-11"
11685	squat handful of split pea soup	0		Last Available: "2024-11"
11686	Sealed TakerSpace letter of Marque	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-12"
11687	TakerSpace letter of Marque	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11688	pulsating dangerous Fonzie's deft pirate hook	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Weapon Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-12"
11689	savvy iron tricorn hat of extreme caution	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Monster Level: -25, Lasts Until Rollover, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Iron Tricorn Headbutt", Last Available: "2024-12"
11690	narrow jolly roger flag of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-12"
11691	sleeping profane parrot	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11692	spinning lime green pirrrate's currrse	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11693	hand-crafted fortified tankard of spiced rum	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2024-12"
11694	artisanal tankard of spiced Goldschlepper	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2024-12"
11695	packaged luxury garment	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11696	foul-smelling governor's daughter's lace collar	0		Stench Damage: +10, Last Available: "2024-12"
11697	pulsating boxer's governor's daughter's petticoats	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Last Available: "2024-12"
11698	governor's daughter's pearl hairpin of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2024-12"
11699	harpoon	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11700	chili powder cutlass of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2024-12"
11701	spoiled Aztec tamale	3	crappy	Last Available: "2024-12"
11702	jolly roger tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11703	maroon bouncing pet rock	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11704	blinking steel-toed groggles	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Last Available: "2024-12"
11705	tumbling pirate dinghy	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11706	jittery anchor bomb	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11707	twirling Lo Pan's silky pirate drawers of mayonnaise	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2024-12"
11708	profane eye patch	0		Sleaze Damage: +3
11709	corrupted peppermint pegleg	0		Effect: "Updated", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2024-12"
11710	tolerable hard cocoa	3	good	Last Available: "2024-12"
11711	normal thick salmagumdi	5	good	Last Available: "2024-12"
11712	educational plastic Easter Island Bunny	0		Experience: +1, Last Available: "2024-12"
11713	blinking clever plastic St. Patrick	0		Maximum MP: +20, Last Available: "2024-12"
11714	knitted Jim Carey's plastic Colonel Brando	0		Monster Level: +25, Cold Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2024-12"
11715	plastic Jedediah and Boiling Cloud of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Last Available: "2024-12"
11716	supercool plastic &quot;Santa Claus&quot;	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Last Available: "2024-12"
11717	Spirit of Easter	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11718	ghostly Spirit of St. Patrick's Day	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11719	yellow mirror Spirit of Veteran's Day	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11720	Spirit of Thanksgiving	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11721	Spirit of Christmas	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11722	bland coney haunch	3	decent	Last Available: "2024-12"
11723	colloidal triple-nitrogenated shaking twirling dark chocolate egg	0		Effect: "Triangle, Man", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2024-12"
11724	tolerable high-proof moai toai	8	good	
11725	flame-retardant forbidden moaiball of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Hot Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2024-12"
11726	gray half-digested rat	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11727	denatured oxidized green four-leaf potato sprout	0		Effect: "Shamboozled", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2024-12"
11728	jittery smelly Tesla potato jacket of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Stench Spell Damage: +10, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2024-12"
11729	traumatic holiday memory	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11730	wobbly Brandonian footlocker key	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11731	supercool military orb of the businessman	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Meat Drop: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Throw Military Orb", Last Available: "2024-12"
11732	dry rum ball	0		Effect: "The Real Deal", Effect Duration: 40
11733	blinking gravy skin	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11734	bouncing aromatic hardy gravyskin hat	0		Maximum HP: +50, Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2024-12"
11735	Socratic gravyskin buckler of the boozehound	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2024-12"
11736	cyan upside-down lard-coated gravyskin skirt of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2024-12"
11737	maroon ruddy baleful gravyskin pants	0		Spell Damage: +25, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2024-12"
11738	extra-unsweetened altered narrow crystallized pumpkin spice	0		Effect: "L'instinct F&eacute;lin", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2024-12"
11739	tasty twirling room scale bean casserole	4	awesome	Last Available: "2024-12"
11740	fragile Christmas ornament	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11741	ragged wool yarn	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11742	lard-coated crafty beefy perfect Christmas scarf	0		Muscle: +10, Maximum MP: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-12"
11743	greedy aromatic snowman-enchanting tophat	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Meat Drop: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Place your hat on their head", Last Available: "2024-12"
11744	modified enhanced wet LIDAR candle	0		Effect: "Bolts about Candy", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2024-12"
11745	veiny strapping Congressional Medal of Insanity of James Dean	0		Muscle: +5, Experience (Moxie): +3, Maximum HP: +10, Lantern: 3, Last Available: "2024-12"
11746	pumpkin spice whorl	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11747	tolerable enchanted Easter grasshopper	4	good	Effect: "Gingerbread Robust", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2024-12"
11748	weak lousy Irish eggnog	2	decent	Last Available: "2024-12"
11749	special bad canteen of jungle juice	4	decent	Effect: "Uncucumbered", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2024-12"
11750	hand-crafted weak mirror cyan turchucken	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2024-12"
11751	special bad strong mechanically-mulled cider	5	decent	Effect: "Blessing of Bulbazinalli", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2024-12"
11752	artisanal practically non-alcoholic holiday trip around the world	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	Last Available: "2024-12"
11753	big spoiled chocolate ostrich egg	5	crappy	Last Available: "2024-12"
11754	massive toothsome skewed beef and cabbage	8	awesome	Last Available: "2024-12"
11755	miniature toothsome candy rations	2	awesome	Last Available: "2024-12"
11756	flavorless fancy narrow blurry double-candied yams	3	decent	Effect: "A Taste of Rainbow", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2024-12"
11757	toothsome jumbo enchanted blue Christmas ham	5	awesome	Effect: "Is This Your Card?", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2024-12"
11758	low-calorie stale holiday smorgasbord	1	decent	Last Available: "2024-12"
11759	ghostly Bowl of Infinite Jelly	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11760	bejazzled eyepatch of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2024-12"
11761	spinning Secrets of the Master Egg Hunters	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Master Egg Hunter"
11762	gray Secrets of the Master Egg Hunters (used)	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Master Egg Hunter"
11763	How to Lose Friends and Attract Snakes	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Attract Snakes"
11764	How to Lose Friends and Attract Snakes (used)	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Attract Snakes"
11765	bouncing Covert Ops for Kids	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Hide From Seekers"
11766	Covert Ops for Kids (used)	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Hide From Seekers"
11767	olive Holiday Multitasking	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Holiday Multitasking"
11768	Holiday Multitasking (used)	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Holiday Multitasking"
11769	Hoyle's Guide to Reindeer Games	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Reindeer Games"
11770	Hoyle's Guide to Reindeer Games (used)	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Reindeer Games"
11771	moai statuette	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11772	censurious flame-retardant toasty egg gun of the sewer	0		Hot Damage: +5, Stench Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +1, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Egg the face", Last Available: "2024-12"
11773	avaricious family-friendly rock-hard smartaleck's army helmet	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Damage Reduction: 5, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2024-12"
11774	candy egg deviler	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11775	napkin	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11776	jumbo normal squat Thanksgiving ration	5	good	Last Available: "2024-12"
11777	perfectly mixed Easter eggnog	3	super ultra EPIC	Last Available: "2024-12"
11778	diluted upside-down clovermint	1		Last Available: "2024-12"
11779	foul-smelling banded slick nylon Christmas stockings of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Moxie: +10, Damage Absorption: +100, Stench Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-12"
11780	tattoo of two turkeys	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11781	quadruple-ionized deviled candy egg	0		Effect: "Chalked Weapon", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2024-12"
11782	McHugeLarge deluxe ski set	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-01"
11783	MacGyver's sage McHugeLarge duffel bag	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Maximum MP: +100, Last Available: "2025-01", McHugeLarge
11784	greedy therapeutic McHugeLarge left pole of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +20, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "McHugeLarge Slash", Last Available: "2025-01", McHugeLarge
11785	greedy miser's McHugeLarge right pole of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Meat Drop: 30, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "McHugeLarge Stab", Last Available: "2025-01", McHugeLarge
11786	Usain Bolt's extremely unsafe McHugeLarge left ski	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Initiative: +80, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "McHugeLarge Avalanche", Last Available: "2025-01", McHugeLarge
11787	lightning-fast wholesome McHugeLarge right ski	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Initiative: +40, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "McHugeLarge Ski Plow", Last Available: "2025-01", McHugeLarge
11788	1	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11789	0	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11790	dehydrated narrow squat pulsating eXpand	1		Effect: "Puddingface", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2025-12"
11791	brute force hammer	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Brute Force Hammer", Last Available: "2025-12"
11792	datastick	0		Last Available: "2025-12", RAM: +1
11793	tumbling dedigitizer schematic: brute force hammer	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11794	twirling dedigitizer schematic: malware injector	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11795	bouncing ghostly dedigitizer schematic: cybervisor	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11796	dedigitizer schematic: digibritches	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11797	dedigitizer schematic: cryptocloak	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11798	dedigitizer schematic: zero-trust tanktop	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11799	shaking dedigitizer schematic: retro floppy disk	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11800	dedigitizer schematic: pocket GPU	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11801	dedigitizer schematic: trojan horseshoe	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11802	dedigitizer schematic: familiar-in-the-middle	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11803	shaking cybervisor	0		Last Available: "2025-12", RAM: +3
11804	spinning retro floppy disk	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11805	blurry squat pocket GPU	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2025-12"
11806	malware injector	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Inject Malware", Last Available: "2025-12"
11807	skewed CyberRealm keycode	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-12"
11808	server room key	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11809	3d printed server room key	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11810	dedigitizer schematic: 3d printed server room key	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11811	logic grenade	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11812	vaporized twirling psilocyber mushroom	1		Effect: "Hammered", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2025-12"
11813	dedigitizer schematic: SLEEP(5) rom chip	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11814	dedigitizer schematic: OVERCLOCK(10) rom chip	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11815	dedigitizer schematic: STATS+++ rom chip	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11816	dedigitizer schematic: insignificant bit	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11817	ghostly twirling dedigitizer schematic: hashing vise	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11818	dedigitizer schematic: geofencing rapier	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11819	dedigitizer schematic: geofencing shield	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11820	dedigitizer schematic: virtual cybertattoo	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11821	maroon SLEEP(5) rom chip	0		Skill: "SLEEP(5)", Last Available: "2025-12"
11822	OVERCLOCK(10) rom chip	0		Skill: "OVERCLOCK(10)", Last Available: "2025-12"
11823	STATS+++ rom chip	0		Skill: "STATS+++", Last Available: "2025-12"
11824	insignificant bit	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11825	parity bit	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11826	green skewed hashing vise	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11827	pulsating geofencing rapier	0		Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Thrust your geofencing rapier", Last Available: "2025-12"
11828	gray geofencing shield	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11829	virtual cybertattoo	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11830	ninja rope	0		
11831	ninja crampons	0		
11832	ninja carabiner	0		
11833	activated moist synthetic coffee	0		Effect: "Buff as a Baobab", Effect Duration: 66
11834	polarized triple-polymerized jittery green iDrops	0		Effect: "Ooh, Salty!", Effect Duration: 42
11835	shame coil	0		
11836	blurry new-in-box toy Cupid bow	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-02"
11837	teal toy Cupid bow	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Last Available: "2025-02"
11838	lime green heat arc	0		
11839	scrape	0		
11840	huge phantom digit	0		
11841	foul line	0		
11842	tumbling dark manioc	0		
11843	Observer source code	0		
11844	blinking chill gherkin	0		
11845	childrens' stapler	0		
11846	olive pulsating bouncing plover's egg	0		
11847	flyswatter	0		
11848	Thwaitgold cordyceps ant statuette	0		
11849	yellow spinning heat particle	0		Hot Damage: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +10
11850	sore	0		Cold Damage: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +10
11851	fuchsia stomach churner	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
11852	phantom brace	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10
11853	foul cozy	0		Stench Damage: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +10
11854	pulsating grim cellophane	0		Combat Rate: -5
11855	skewed rift oculus	0		Combat Rate: +5
11856	sweaty egg	0		HP Regen Min: 4, HP Regen Max: 8
11857	carton of extra-sharp, staples	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Spell Damage: +10
11858	skewed glover liners	0		Pickpocket Chance: +10
11859	mosquito speakers	0		Monster Level: +5
11860	bouncing assemble-it-yourself Leprecondo	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-03"
11861	Leprecondo	0		Last Available: "2025-03"
11862	powdered scoop of pre-workout powder	1		Effect: "Punchy, Murdery", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2025-03"
11863	shaking table tennis ball	0		Last Available: "2025-03"
11864	hand-crafted pint of Leprechaun Stout	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2025-03"
11865	compressed yellow skewed squat phosphor traces	1		Last Available: "2025-03"
11866	tumbling crafting plans	0		Last Available: "2025-03"
11867	squat green Book of Irony	0		Skill: "Generate Irony"
11868	spoon	0		
11869	unironic knife	0		
11870	olive bar dart	0		Last Available: "2025-03"
11871	pickled tumbling pulsating huge leprechaun antidepressant pill	1		Last Available: "2025-03"
11872	low-calorie normal wobbly Heck ramen	1	good	Last Available: "2025-03"
11873	snack-sized normal burrito	2	good	Last Available: "2025-03"
11874	adequate mirror small beer brat	3	good	Last Available: "2025-03"
11875	diet moldy peach pie	1	crappy	Last Available: "2025-03"
11876	rotten incredible mini-pizza	3	crappy	Last Available: "2025-03"
11877	bad blurry Divine sidecar	3	decent	Last Available: "2025-03"
11878	hand-crafted spirit-forward tangarita sidecar	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2025-03"
11879	lousy blurry gimlet sidecar	4	decent	Last Available: "2025-03"
11880	bad wobbly vodka stratocaster sidecar	4	decent	Last Available: "2025-03"
11881	strong artisanal prussian cathouse sidecar	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2025-03"
11882	boozy acceptable yellow Mon Tiki sidecar	5	good	Last Available: "2025-03"
11883	Packaged April Shower Thoughts Calendar	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-04"
11884	ghostly therapeutic Samson's April Shower Thoughts shield	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2025-04"
11885	upside-down glob of wet paper	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11886	spitball	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11887	ionized anodized corrupted wet paper weights	0		Effect: "Wet Rub", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2025-04"
11888	acceptable Three Sheets to the Wind	4	good	Last Available: "2025-04"
11889	tasty miniature green pile of wet dates	2	awesome	Last Available: "2025-04"
11890	papier Mach 1 airplane	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11891	tumbling wet blanket	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11892	jittery vibrating wet shower cap	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2025-04"
11893	blurry wholesome wet shower shoes	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2025-04"
11894	asbestos-lined wet shower shorts	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2025-04"
11895	wet paper tiger	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11896	wet paper eye	0		Familiar Weight: +15
11897	pulsating wet shower curtain	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11898	diffused olive wet paper cup	0		Effect: "Neuroplastici Tea", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2025-04"
11899	denatured ionized maroon wet paperback	0		Effect: "Boschface", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2025-04"
11900	blinking shellacked wet shower radio	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2025-04"
11901	wet shower stamp	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11902	squat birthday bloon of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20
11903	cold-filtered jawwetter	0		Effect: "Just Aged Enough", Effect Duration: 67
11904	Unpeeled Peridot of Peril	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-05"
11905	inspector's family-friendly Peridot of Peril of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Item Drop: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2025-05"
11906	curative terrycloth turban	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
11907	flame-retardant jockey's hat	0		Hot Resistance: +1
11908	jittery upside-down arcane researcher's sharpshooter's hat	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10
11909	extra-tight skullcap of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20
11910	upside-down savvy sturdy pith helmet	0		Mysticality Percent: +20
11911	gray groovy bishop's mitre	0		Moxie Percent: +10
11912	blue tin foil hat of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15
11913	construction hardhat of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100
11914	ghostly imposing pilgrim's hat of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5
11915	crown of thorns	0		Thorns: 1
11916	green flame-wreathed stylish bycocket	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10
11917	huge Thwaitgold mad hatterpillar statuette	0		
11918	twirling packaged prismatic beret	0		Free Pull
11919	blush beret	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Beret Blast", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Beret Boast", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Beret Busking", Last Available: "2025-06"
11920	blue flak shield	0		
11921	Axis HQ Code	0		
11922	blurry yeti in a travel cooler	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-07"
11923	exchanger	0		Cold Damage: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2025-07"
11924	shaking skewed hardy Axis helmet of the businessman	0		Maximum HP: +50, Meat Drop: +50
11925	scorching Samson's Axis fatigues	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Hot Damage: +25
11926	smelly crafty Axis suspenders	0		Maximum MP: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
11927	skewed stolen artifact	0		
11928	purple huge twirling really expensive stolen artifact	0		
11929	jittery lime green priceless stolen artifact	0		
11930	chocolate rations	0		
11931	squat nice nylon stockings	0		
11932	tumbling Allied Radio Backpack Pack	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-07"
11933	spinning red fireproof experienced Allied Radio Backpack of the brazier	0		Experience: +2, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Call in an Airstrike", Last Available: "2025-07"
11934	orphaned baby skeleton	0		
11935	cyan ordnance magnet	0		Single Equip, Drops Items
11936	tumbling confetti grenade	0		
11937	spoiled half-sized Skeleton Wars rations	2	crappy	
11938	practically non-alcoholic tolerable skeleton war fuel can	1	good	
11939	skeleton war grenade	0		
11940	chocolate and nylons detector	0		
11941	M&ouml;bius ring box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-08"
11942	M&ouml;bius ring	0		Gear Drop: [100*lte(paradoxicity,7)*gte(paradoxicity,3)], Last Available: "2025-08"
11943	wobbly bone pacifier	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11944	flame-retardant baleful Allied Forces insignia of vim and vigor	0		Spell Damage: +25, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Hot Resistance: +1, Single Equip
11945	Allied Tattoo Kit	0		
11946	handheld Allied radio	0		
11947	Axis codebook	0		
11948	diffused Life Goals Pamphlet	0		Effect: "damage.enh", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2025-08"
11949	yellow wholesome bully badge	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2025-08"
11950	time cop top hat of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Last Available: "2025-08"
11951	blue shaking Stock Certificate	0		Last Available: "2025-08"
11952	compressed shaking tumbling mixed berry jelly	1		Last Available: "2025-08"
11953	half-sized decent toast with mixed berry jelly	2	good	Last Available: "2025-08"
11954	normal cup of sugar	3	good	Last Available: "2025-08"
11955	flavorless special squat Susie's cupcake	4	decent	Effect: "Concentrated Concentration", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2025-08"
11956	clock	0		Last Available: "2025-08"
11957	coward's the gun of James Dean of the cheetah	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Monster Level: -20, Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2025-08"
11958	perfectly mixed wine	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2025-08"
11960	upside-down really, really nice swimming trunks	0		Adventure Underwater
11961	blue sand penny	0		
11962	green undersea surveying goggles	0		Item Drop: +5, Lasts Until Rollover
11963	high-proof aged Ocean-Touched Rum	6	awesome	
11964	powdered water-logged pill	1		
11965	spoiled kelp puck	3	crappy	
11966	scroll of sea strength	0		
11967	shaking scroll of sea smarts	0		
11968	scroll of sea smarm	0		
11969	waterlogged scroll of healing	0		
11970	ghostly sea gel	0		
11971	ionized octopus ink bladder	0		Effect: "Meat the Flintstones", Effect Duration: 44
11972	jittery durable dolphin whistle	0		
11973	blue Thwaitgold lobster statuette	0		
11974	packaged Monodent of the Sea	0		Free Pull
11975	Monodent of the Sea	0		Hot Damage: +25, All Attributes Percent: +5, Experience: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sea *dent: Throw a Lightning Bolt", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sea *dent: Summon a Wave", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sea *dent: Talk to Some Fish", Last Available: "2025-09"
11976	twirling unblemished pearl	0		
11977	dentadent of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15
11986	maroon lab-grown blood cubic zirconia	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-10"
11987	skewed Usain Bolt's censurious chaotic hardened extremely unsafe blood cubic zirconia of the glutton	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Damage Reduction: 3, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Food Drop: +100, Initiative: +80, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Blood Geyser", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Refracted Gaze", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Sweat Bullets", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Blood Bath", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Dial it up to 11", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Sweat Equity", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Create Blood Thinner", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Prepare Spinal Tapas", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Craft a Pheromone Cocktail", Last Available: "2025-10"
12044	compressed blood thinner	1		Last Available: "2025-10"
12045	mediocre jittery tumbling pheromone cocktail	3	decent	Last Available: "2025-10"
12046	bland bouncing spinal tapas	3	decent	Last Available: "2025-10"
12047	shrunken head in a duffel bag	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-11"
12048	spinning censurious frosty sage shrunken head	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Prepare to reanimate your Foe", Last Available: "2025-11"
12049	spinning pulsating stocking full of bones	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-12"
12050	small peppermint-flavored sugar walking crook	0		
12051	shaking knucklebone	0		
12052	special lousy maroon Smoking Pope	3	decent	Effect: "Pill Power", Effect Duration: 15
12053	flavorless diet wobbly prize turkey	1	decent	
12054	modified medicinal gruel	1		Effect: "Granolarrrgh", Effect Duration: 10
12055	flavorless special ghostly full-sized pumpkin pie	4	decent	Effect: "Disdain of the Storm Tortoise", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2025-11"
12056	bad vodka cranberry sauce	3	decent	Last Available: "2025-11"
12057	chilled energized yammed candy	0		Effect: "Jawin'", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2025-11"
12058	bland treasure chestnut	3	decent	Last Available: "2025-12"
12059	artisanal weak mulled butter rum	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2025-12"
12060	ionized tumbling huge cinnamon doubloon	0		Effect: "Cool, Catlike", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2025-12"
12061	jittery Van der Graaf plastic left skeleton arm	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2025-12"
12062	spinning padded plastic left skeleton leg	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Last Available: "2025-12"
12063	shellacked plastic right skeleton arm	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Last Available: "2025-12"
12064	maroon scandalous plastic right skeleton leg	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Last Available: "2025-12"
12065	flame-wreathed plastic skeleton pelvis	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2025-12"
12066	discreetly-wrapped Eternity Codpiece	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-12"
12067	The Eternity Codpiece	0		All Attributes: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-12"
12068	padded Socratic angelbone kilt	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Damage Absorption: +20, Last Available: "2026-12"
12069	stylish angelbone totem	0		Moxie: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-12", Spleen Capacity: +1
12070	padded angelbone chopsticks	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-12", Stomach Capacity: +1
12071	narrow friendly angelbone mantle of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2026-12"
12072	angelbone dice of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-12", Liver Capacity: +1
12073	lightning-fast inspector's angelbone halo	0		Item Drop: +15, Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2026-12"
12074	vaporized blinking blinking angelbone fragments	1		Last Available: "2026-12"
12075	alkaline irradiated ghostly biblically accurate gumdrops	0		Effect: "Employee of the Month", Effect Duration: 67
12076	spinning gray devilbone helmet of Gandalf of the scaredy-cat	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Monster Level: -15, Last Available: "2026-12"
12077	gray devilbone greaves of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Last Available: "2026-12", Spleen Capacity: +1
12078	padded devilbone shinguards of Calamity Jane	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-12"
12079	lime green energetic devilbone corset	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2026-12", Stomach Capacity: +1
12080	jittery mansplainer's devilbone flute of mayonnaise	0		Monster Level: +15, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2026-12"
12081	cyan mansplainer's devilbone rosary	0		Monster Level: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-12", Liver Capacity: +1
12082	boiled devilbone chunks	1		Last Available: "2026-12"
12083	polymerized concentrated tarnished green squat Gehenna tattoo	0		Effect: "Disco Neuropathy", Effect Duration: 59
12116	blinking burnt incisor	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12117	bouncing burnt phalange	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12118	burnt radius	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12119	burnt rib	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12120	burnt skull	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12121	narrow Crymbocurrency	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12122	extra-thick Crimbo sweater of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Last Available: "2025-12"
12123	The Encyclopedia of Holiday Funerary Rites	0		Skill: "Holiday Burial Knowledge", Last Available: "2025-12"
12124	smooth squat Steve Abrams' Holiday Sampler Beer	3	awesome	Last Available: "2025-12"
12125	skewed crate of prize-winning rum	0		No Pull, Last Available: "2025-12"
12126	mediocre bottle of prize-winning rum	3	decent	Last Available: "2025-12"
12127	nasty banded Santa-Slayer medal of the businessman	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Stench Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2025-12"
12128	pulsating Skull of Claus	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12129	extra-liquefied extra-polarized denatured boiling bone marrow	0		Effect: "Faboooo", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2025-12"
12130	quantum boiling cerebrospinal fluid	0		Effect: "The Power of Negative Thinking", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2025-12"
12131	super-oxidized denatured boiling synovial fluid	0		Effect: "Thunderheart", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2025-12"
12132	Temple Grandin's smoldering vertebra of vim and vigor of Gandalf	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Familiar Weight: +7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2025-12"
12133	seal-clubbing club loot box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-01"
12134	<span style='padding: 2px; color: #ff8000; background-color: black;'>legendary seal-clubbing club</span>	0		Muscle Percent: +50, Weapon Damage: +10, Initiative: +50, Attacks Can't Miss, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Club 'Em Across the Battlefield", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Club 'Em Into Next Week", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Club 'Em Back in Time", Display Name: "<span style='padding: 2px; color: #ff8000; background-color: black;'>legendary seal-clubbing club</span>", Last Available: "2026-01"
12135	purple mirror smoldering bone dust	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12136	volatile bone bomb	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12137	wobbly supercool hot boning knife of dire peril of the early riser	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Weapon Damage: +20, Adventures: +7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2025-12"
12138	blurry lion tamer's Oprah's fistbone of the sewer	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Experience (familiar): +2, Stench Damage: +25, Last Available: "2025-12"
12139	tumbling wicked thinker's burnt bone belt of Gandalf	0		Mysticality: +10, Spell Damage: +5, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2025-12"
12140	cyan hale scorched skull trophy	0		Maximum HP: +20, Last Available: "2025-12"
12141	bland enchanted massive bouncing wing bone	8	decent	Effect: "Rainbow Bright", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2025-12"
12142	strong mediocre weak skeleton venom	5	decent	Last Available: "2025-12"
12143	diluted mirror baked bone meal	1		Last Available: "2025-12"
12144	ghostly maroon dance instructor's plastic skeleton rib cage	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Last Available: "2025-12"
12145	plastic skeleton skull of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Last Available: "2025-12"
12146	inspector's plastic skeleton Crimbo hat	0		Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2025-12"
12147	assembled plastic Santa skeleton	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12148	sleigh	0		Familiar Weight: +10
12149	ghostly undertakers' forceps	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12150	bone-polishing rag	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12151	friendly veiny scorched skeleton mask	0		Maximum HP: +10, Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2025-12"
12152	twirling pulsating double-paned Temple Grandin's scorched skeleton shirt	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Cold Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2025-12"
12153	personal trainer's scorched skeleton pants of horror	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2025-12"
12154	messenger parrot egg	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12155	upside-down blinking buryable chest	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12156	bouncing Shanty: Let's Beat Up This Drunken Sailor	0		Skill: "Let's Beat Up This Drunken Sailor", Last Available: "2025-12"
12157	Shanty: Let's Beat Up This Drunken Sailor (used)	0		Skill: "Let's Beat Up This Drunken Sailor", Last Available: "2025-12"
12158	Shanty: I'm Smarter Than a Drunken Sailor	0		Skill: "I'm Smarter Than a Drunken Sailor", Last Available: "2025-12"
12159	Shanty: I'm Smarter Than a Drunken Sailor (used)	0		Skill: "I'm Smarter Than a Drunken Sailor", Last Available: "2025-12"
12160	squat Shanty: Look At That Drunken Sailor Dance	0		Skill: "Look At That Drunken Sailor Dance", Last Available: "2025-12"
12161	Shanty: Look At That Drunken Sailor Dance (used)	0		Skill: "Look At That Drunken Sailor Dance", Last Available: "2025-12"
12162	narrow Shanty: Who's Going to Pay This Drunken Sailor?	0		Skill: "Who's Going to Pay This Drunken Sailor?", Last Available: "2025-12"
12163	jittery Shanty: Who's Going to Pay This Drunken Sailor? (used)	0		Skill: "Who's Going to Pay This Drunken Sailor?", Last Available: "2025-12"
12164	Shanty: Only Dogs Love a Drunken Sailor	0		Skill: "Only Dogs Love a Drunken Sailor", Last Available: "2025-12"
12165	squat Shanty: Only Dogs Love a Drunken Sailor (used)	0		Skill: "Only Dogs Love a Drunken Sailor", Last Available: "2025-12"
12166	jittery Crymbocurrency tattoo	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12167	mirror smelly coward's fireproof bonesaw	0		Monster Level: -20, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2025-12"
12168	mirror reassuring hardened vermiculite shield	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Spooky Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2025-12"
12169	sizzling ship's lantern	0		Hot Damage: +10, Last Available: "2025-12"
12170	olive nippy Da Vinci's heat-resistant harpoon pistol	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Cold Damage: +10, Last Available: "2025-12"
12171	huge flavorless skewed blinking traditional gingerloaf	10	decent	Last Available: "2025-12"
12172	triple-distilled acceptable Scotch and eggnog	8	good	Last Available: "2025-12"
12173	aerosolized quantum counterskeleton elixir	0		Effect: "Dances with Tweedles", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2025-12"
12174	drinkable &quot;salvaged&quot; wine	3	good	Last Available: "2025-12"
12175	The Encyclopedia of Holiday Funerary Rites (used)	0		Skill: "Holiday Burial Knowledge", Last Available: "2025-12"
12176	blurry crate of prize-winning cheese	0		No Pull, Last Available: "2025-12"
12177	miniature decent spinning wedge of prize-winning cheese	2	good	Last Available: "2025-12"
12178	deionized gummi fingerbone	0		Effect: "Leash of Linguini", Effect Duration: 15
12179	MacGyver's wicked glimmering crystal	0		Spell Damage: +5, Maximum MP: +100, Last Available: "2025-12"
12180	boxed Heartstone	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-02"
12181	Heartstone	0		All Attributes Percent: +25, Experience: +3, HP Regen Min: 15, HP Regen Max: 20, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Steal Monster's Heart", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heartstone: %kill", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heartstone: %banish", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heartstone: %stun", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heartstone: %luck", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heartstone: %pals", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heartstone: %buff", Last Available: "2026-02"
12182	yellow skewed Thwaitgold meat bee statuette	0		
12183	twirling loose Meats	0		
12184	Archaeologist's Spade	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12185	pulsating boxed Archaeologist's Spade	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-03"
12186	huge dinosaur bone fragment	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12187	narrow squat gray Pork Elf pottery shard	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12188	2015 landfill detritus	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12189	shaking intact dinosaur egg	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12190	skewed fossilized cow femur	0		Familiar Weight: +5
12191	unopened Pork Elf toiletries kit	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12192	blurry Pork Elf toiletries kit	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12193	moist colloidal Pork Elf mouthwash	0		Effect: "Biologically Shocked", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2026-03"
12194	polymerized pulsating Pork Elf deodorant	0		Effect: "Flashing Eyes", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2026-03"
12195	activated Pork Elf toothpaste	0		Effect: "Remaining Alive", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2026-03"
12196	shaking bolt of fabric	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12197	foul-smelling and dress of terror	0		Stench Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2026-03"
12198	reassuring chaotic and dress	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Spooky Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2026-03"
12199	dry warmed wobbly jittery gray dinosaur bone broth	0		Effect: "Human-Pirate Hybrid", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2026-03"
12200	gnawing bone	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12201	narrow horrifying dinosaur bone club	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Last Available: "2026-03"
12202	medical-grade banded dinosaur skull helmet	0		Damage Absorption: +100, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2026-03"
12203	lime green bouncing double-paned electrified dinosaur bone corset of courage	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Spooky Resistance: +3, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2026-03"
12204	irresponsibly strong drinkable Pork Elf cough syrup	10	good	Last Available: "2026-03"
12205	Pork Elf neti pot	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12206	Pork Elf medicine cabinet	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12207	pulsating Pork Elf sink	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12208	Pork Elf toilet	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12209	thick rotten rat pizza	5	crappy	Last Available: "2026-03"
12210	Fleek&trade; mascara	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12211	Oprah's energetic hoverboard of bravery	0		Maximum MP Percent: 70, Spooky Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-03"
12212	rock-hard smartaleck's weightlifter's left shark fin	0		Muscle: +15, Moxie Percent: +30, Damage Reduction: 5, Last Available: "2026-03"
12213	shaking Jim Carey's fitness tracking bracelet	0		Monster Level: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-03"
12214	denatured green narrow candy bone	1		
12215	wrapped Baseball Diamond	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-04"
12216	Baseball Diamond	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Last Available: "2026-04"
12217	moldy huge discarded hot dog	4	crappy	Last Available: "2026-04"
12218	acceptable ghostly most of a beer	4	good	Last Available: "2026-04"
12222	pasta wand loot box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-05"
12223	<span style='padding: 2px; color: #ff8000; background-color: black;'>legendary pasta wand</span>	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Stench Damage: +5, Hot Damage: +5, Cold Damage: +5, Sleaze Damage: +5, Spell Damage: +10, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Spell Critical Percent: +15, Pasta Thrall Experience: +1, Single Equip, Display Name: "<span style='padding: 2px; color: #ff8000; background-color: black;'>legendary pasta wand</span>", Last Available: "2026-05"
12225	legendary noodles	0		Last Available: "2026-05"
12226	bland narrow can of tuna	3	decent	
12227	normal blinking alien salad	3	good	
12228	normal ratbatatouille	3	good	
12229	big normal ghostly onigiri	5	good	
12230	spoiled crudit&eacute;s	3	crappy	
12231	rotten sauced mutton	4	crappy	
12232	special snack-sized decent narrow hot honey ant	2	good	Effect: "Dirty Pear", Effect Duration: 25
12233	massive flavorless tomb aspic	6	decent	
12234	toothsome red later tots	3	awesome	
12235	thick adequate Frutti di Scatoletta	5	good	Last Available: "2026-05"
12236	toothsome twirling olive Pesto alla Marziano	4	awesome	Last Available: "2026-05"
12237	bland big huge Arrattabbattabiata	5	decent	Last Available: "2026-05"
12238	rotten shaking Orzo di Riso	3	crappy	Last Available: "2026-05"
12239	spoiled green Pasta Grimavera	3	crappy	Last Available: "2026-05"
12240	flavorless Linguini Ubriacapa	4	decent	Last Available: "2026-05"
12241	enchanted spoiled tiny Formica e Pepe	1	crappy	Effect: "Protection from Bad Stuff", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2026-05"
12242	toothsome Tubetto Gelatto	3	awesome	Last Available: "2026-05"
12243	bland Gnocci Domani	3	decent	Last Available: "2026-05"
12244	spinning Thwaitgold wallet moth statuette	0		
12245	scabbarded Sword of S Words	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-06"
12246	huge second-hand synthetic sloth skin scabbard	0		Familiar Weight: +5
12248	mirror blurry mega helmet	0		
12252	stiffened deadly Space Soldier Helmet	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Damage Reduction: 1
12253	decent pulsating premium turkey leg	4	good	
12254	special watered-down artisanal styrofoam cup of mead	2	EPIC	Effect: "Healthy Blue Glow", Effect Duration: 25
12255	hardy sword	0		Maximum HP: +50
12256	twirling dance instructor's staff	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10
12257	thinker's lute	0		Mysticality: +10
12258	shrink-wrapped Cup of 13s	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-07"
12259	Cup of 13s	0		Booze Drop: +60, MP Regen Min: 4, MP Regen Max: 8, HP Regen Min: 8, HP Regen Max: 13, Last Available: "2026-07"
12260	narrow asbestos-lined knitted vibrating The Wizard's Android	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Cold Resistance: +3, Hot Resistance: +5
12261	ghostly flash paperwad	0		
12262	gray juggling ball	0		
12263	aromatic tactical jester's cap of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Stench Resistance: +1, Combat Item Damage Percent: 50
12264	single-use sword	0		
12265	cyan fireproof flimsy plastic helmet	0		Hot Resistance: +3
12266	slick flimsy plastic greaves	0		Moxie: +10
12267	nasty flimsy plastic breastplate	0		Stench Damage: +5
12268	gray stanky flimsy plastic shield	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25
12269	huge packaged Portable Laughing Stock	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-07"
12270	horrifying stanky Portable Laughing Stock of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Taunt Your Foe", Last Available: "2026-07"
12271	hardened Rosewater's Staff of Anachronistic Churning of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Mysticality Percent: +30, Damage Reduction: 3
12272	gigantic stale classic banana	10	decent	Last Available: "2026-07"
12273	moldy skewed spinning watermelon	4	crappy	Last Available: "2026-07"
12274	snack-sized stale quince	2	decent	Last Available: "2026-07"
12275	Interesting Coin	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12276	purple Interesting Coin Inheritance Letter	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-08"
12277	half-sized rotten classic banana pie	2	crappy	Last Available: "2026-07"
12278	warmed enhanced olive shaking wobbly essential banana decoction	0		Effect: "Sagittarius Rising", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2026-07"
12279	triple-aerosolized extra-magnetized banana quintessence	0		Effect: "Cold, Dead Hands", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2026-07"
12280	bad tumbling Aesop Daiquiri	3	decent	Last Available: "2026-07"
12281	spirit-forward tolerable pulsating upside-down Monkey Congress	5	good	Last Available: "2026-07"
12282	yummy super-sized watermelon pie	5	awesome	Last Available: "2026-07"
12283	irradiated concentrated watermelon juice	0		Effect: "Blackberry Politeness", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2026-07"
12284	triple-quantum anodized shaking Aqua Citrulanatae	0		Effect: "Tiki Temerity", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2026-07"
12285	special lousy practically non-alcoholic Melonegroni	1	decent	Effect: "The Rich Get Richer", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2026-07"
12286	weak fancy artisanal Melonade Spritz	2	super EPIC	Effect: "Gummibrain", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2026-07"
12287	big rotten blue quince pie	5	crappy	Last Available: "2026-07"
12288	frozen super-warmed twirling twirling quince quaff	0		Effect: "Muscularrr", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2026-07"
12289	altered altered pickled Quickquince	0		Effect: "Weasels Underfoot", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2026-07"
12290	delicious Quiskey Sour	3	awesome	Last Available: "2026-07"
12291	smooth blurry Quincea&ntilde;era Cooler	3	awesome	Last Available: "2026-07"
12292	bad Roth IPA	4	decent	Last Available: "2026-08"
12293	up-at-dawn careful underdraft protection	0		Monster Level: -10, Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2026-08"
12294	solvent	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12295	normal huge soybean futures	9	good	Last Available: "2026-08"
12296	corrupted tarnished housing bubble	0		Effect: "Fury of the Bells", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2026-08"
12297	adjusted colloidal fuchsia squat Pixie-Swordz	0		Effect: "Almost Cool", Effect Duration: 60
12298	financial instrument of chilblains of the early riser	0		Cold Damage: +25, Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2026-08"
12299	inspector's foul-smelling hedge fund clippers	0		Stench Damage: +10, Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2026-08"
12300	Newton's selling shorts	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Last Available: "2026-08"
12301	bear tattoo	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12302	bull tattoo	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12303	manspreader's 401k ring of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Monster Level: +10, Last Available: "2026-08"
12304	blinking balance sheet	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12305	nitrogenated modified huge invisible hand	0		Effect: "Busy Bein' Delicious", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2026-08"
12306	oxidized vacuum-sealed circle of overdraft protection scroll	0		Effect: "Egg-cellent Vocabulary", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2026-08"
12307	extra-aerosolized mint	0		Effect: "It Didn't Kill You", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2026-08"
12308	squat jittery savings bondo	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12309	homeowner's loam	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12310	powdered gray toxic asset	1		Last Available: "2026-08"
12311	distilled intangible asset	1		Last Available: "2026-08"
12312	distilled shaking shaking liquid asset	1		Last Available: "2026-08"
12313	gross prophet chrysalis	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12314	blurry cast entrails	0		Familiar Weight: +5
12315	artisanal weak Malattia Becco Malbec	2	EPIC	
12316	olive kneecapping contract	0		Skill: "Order a Kneecapping"
12317	Old Country cookbook	0		Skill: "Old Country Cooking"
12318	Thwaitgold and beetle statuette	0		
12319	twirling Blue Team scarf	0		
12320	Red Team scarf	0		
12321	wobbly meat shield toddler	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-09"
12322	twirling can of shield tenderizer	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2026-09"