1	seal-clubbing club	0		
2	seal tooth	0		
3	huge Da Vinci's helmet turtle	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
4	turtle totem	0		
5	pasta spoon	0		
6	gray censurious ravioli hat	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
7	spinning blurry maroon saucepan	0		
8	narrow spices	0		
9	red flame-retardant disco mask	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
10	disco ball	0		
11	stolen accordion	0		Song Duration: 5
12	shaking mariachi pants	0		Familiar Effect: "8xPotato, cap 2"
14	pickled wobbly moxie weed	1		Effect: "Slippery Tongue", Effect Duration: 30
15	altered strongness elixir	1		
16	dehydrated magicalness-in-a-can	1		Effect: "It Didn't Kill You", Effect Duration: 35
17	spoiled pulsating noodles	3	crappy	
18	tortoise's blessing	0		
19	skewed aromatic asparagus knife	0		Stench Resistance: +1
20	twirling red Kentucky-style derby	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 5"
21	upside-down sweet ninja sword	0		
22	green studded boxer shorts	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, 4xVolley, cap 5"
23	chewing gum on a string	0		
24	squat ten-leaf clover	0		
25	teal meat paste	0		
26	Dolphin King's map	0		
27	blurry spider web	0		
28	really spider web	0		
29	really really spider web	0		
30	yellow rock	0		
31	seal-toothed rock	0		
32	fireproof Bjorn's Hammer	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Class: "Seal Clubber"
33	snorkel	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
34	Dolphin King's crown of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xGhuol, cap 8"
35	wobbly Knob Goblin scimitar of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100
36	personal trainer's Knob Goblin tongs	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10
37	wobbly viking helmet of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 5"
38	Knob Goblin pants of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk, 5xPotato, cap 6"
39	pretty flower	0		
40	casino pass	0		
41	enchanted hand-crafted ice-cold Sir Schlitz	3	EPIC	Effect: "Braaaains Over Braaaawwn", Effect Duration: 50
42	hermit permit	0		
43	tumbling worthless trinket	0		
44	tumbling worthless gewgaw	0		
45	worthless knick-knack	0		
46	figurine	0		
47	moldy huge squat hot buttered roll	8	crappy	
48	wobbly heart of rock and roll	0		
49	normal jumbo bowl of cottage cheese	5	good	
50	Rock and Roll Legend of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10
51	stanky Knob Goblin Uberpants	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 3xFairy, cap 11"
52	skewed banjo strings	0		
53	yellow Jeselnik's stone banjo	0		Sleaze Damage: +25
54	blinking miser's healthy Disco Banjo	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Meat Drop: +10, Class: "Disco Bandit"
55	jabañero pepper	0		
56	gray hot sauce	0		
57	Temple Grandin's 5-Alarm Saucepan	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Class: "Sauceror"
58	stone turtle	0		
59	squat blue slingshot	0		
60	censurious Mace of the Tortoise	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
61	super-sized bland fortune cookie	5	decent	
62	Tesla oriole-feather headdress	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xVolley, cap 3"
63	action figure body	0		
64	action figure head	0		
65	twirling huge Mighty Bjorn action figure	0		
66	twig	0		
67	spaghetti with rock-balls	0		
68	Jim Carey's Da Vinci's Pasta Spoon of Peril	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Monster Level: +25, Class: "Pastamancer"
69	pulsating Newbiesport™ tent	0		
70	shaking bar skin	0		
71	wool stakes	0		Cold Resistance: +1
72	shaking strapping barskin hat	0		Muscle: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 13"
73	barskin tent	0		
74	Temple map	0		
75	cyan sapling	0		
76	squat Spooky-Gro fertilizer	0		
77	wholesome stick	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10
78	shaking beefcake's pretty bouquet	0		Muscle: +25
79	spinning bugbear bungguard	0		Familiar Effect: "5xBarrr, cap 7"
80	fairy gravy boat	0		
81	tolerable ice-cold Willer	3	good	
82	green ring	0		
83	red mirror shaft	0		
84	Orcish meat locker	0		
85	cyan skewed unlocked meat locker	0		
86	key	0		
87	maroon meat from yesterday	0		
88	meat stack	0		
89	blurry sword hilt	0		
90	helmet recipe	0		
91	pants kit	0		
92	meatsmithing guide	0		
93	lard-coated basic meat sword	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
94	ghostly shellacked basic meat pants	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xPotato, cap 10"
95	Samson's basic meat helmet	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 2xFairy, cap 10"
96	blurry veiny dope gangsta bling-bling	0		Maximum HP: +10
97	perfumed mansplainer's pimpin' meat hat	0		Monster Level: +15, Stench Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xVolley, cap 13"
98	dried face	0		
99	ghostly fuchsia meat face	0		
100	lifeless meat doll	0		
101	meat golem	0		
102	shrunken head	0		
103	toasty staff of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Hot Damage: +5
104	scarecrow	0		
105	rotten bowl of charms	3	crappy	
106	enchanted ketchup	1	decent	Effect: "Ooh, Sour!", Effect Duration: 10
107	narrow catsup	1	decent	
108	stick	0		
109	squat crossbow string	0		
110	maroon rosy-cheeked basic meat staff	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30
111	executive basic meat crossbow	0		Meat Drop: +40
112	MacGyver's steel-toed meatloaf helmet	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Maximum MP: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1.5xFairy, cap 13"
113	pulsating beefcake's dripping meat sword	0		Muscle: +25
114	dog trainer's dripping meat staff	0		Experience (familiar): +1
115	bouncing shaking dripping meat crossbow of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
116	skewed horrifying Bugfinder Blade of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Damage: +25
117	teal Gnollish plunger	0		
118	spring	0		
119	sprocket	0		
120	cog	0		
121	shaking teal sprocket assembly	0		
122	cog and sprocket assembly	0		
123	squat blinking Gnollish flyswatter	0		
124	empty meat tank	0		
125	tumbling full meat tank	0		
126	narrow meat engine	0		
127	prompt Gnollish autoplunger	0		Adventures: +3
128	ruddy meat pants	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, cap 11"
129	dance instructor's third-hand nunchaku	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10
130	Sinatra's eyepatch	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Familiar Effect: "4xBarrr, cap 8"
131	skewed frilly skirt	0		Familiar Effect: "4xFairy, cap 8"
132	teal Meat maid body	0		
133	blurry narrow bouncing Certificate of Participation	0		
134	gray bitchin' meatcar	0		
135	sweet rims	0		
136	upside-down tires	0		
137	gray dope wheels	0		
138	ice-cold six-pack	0		
139	valuable trinket	0		
140	dingy planks	0		
141	fuchsia dingy dinghy	0		
142	anticheese	0		
143	blinking cottage	0		
144	stone of eXtreme power	0		
145	barbed-wire fence	0		
146	dinghy plans	0		
147	eXtreme meat sword of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100
148	grievous eXtreme meat staff	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50
149	fortified eXtreme meat crossbow	0		Damage Absorption: +60
150	gray asbestos-lined Scalp of Gorgolok of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Hot Resistance: +5, Class: "Seal Clubber", Familiar Effect: "3xGhuol, cap 25"
151	fuchsia family-friendly hale Elder Turtle Shell	0		Maximum HP: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "3xGhuol, cap 25"
152	nasty clever Colander of Em-er'il	0		Maximum MP: +20, Stench Damage: +5, Class: "Pastamancer", Familiar Effect: "3xGhuol, cap 25"
153	Herculean Ancient Saucehelm of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Experience (Muscle): +1, Class: "Sauceror", Familiar Effect: "3xGhuol, cap 25"
154	up-at-dawn coward's Disco 'Fro Pick	0		Monster Level: -20, Adventures: +5, Class: "Disco Bandit", Familiar Effect: "3xGhuol, cap 25"
155	veiny extremely unsafe El Sombrero De Lopez	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Maximum HP: +10, Class: "Accordion Thief", Familiar Effect: "3xGhuol, cap 25"
156	olive guild application	0		
157	narrow Dramatic™ range	0		
158	Gnollish pie tin	0		
159	wad of dough	0		
160	mirror pie crust	0		
161	spoiled gigantic ghuol egg	10	crappy	
162	stale jittery ghuol egg quiche	3	decent	
163	huge skeleton bone of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50
164	olive smart skull	0		
165	skewer	0		
166	ghuol ears	0		
167	adequate bouncing teal ghuol-ear kabob	3	good	
168	bone rattle	0		Item Drop: +5
169	bugbear beanie	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 7"
170	lihc eye	0		
171	normal blinking lihc eye pie	3	good	
172	gnoll lips	0		
173	huge taco shell	0		
174	Gnollish casserole dish	0		
175	spoiled small upside-down uncooked chorizo	2	crappy	
176	upside-down disembodied brain	0		
177	brainy skull	0		
178	detective skull	0		
179	adequate chorizo taco	3	good	
180	artisanal watered-down blue ice-cold fotie	2	EPIC	
181	baseball	0		
182	green batgut	0		
183	bat wing	0		
184	briefcase	0		
185	jittery fat stacks of cash	0		
186	bean	0		
187	loose teeth	0		
188	ghostly bat guano	0		
189	tumbling tumbling guano coffee cup	0		
191	executive batskin belt	0		Meat Drop: +40
192	twirling batskin belt	0		
193	spinning birthday candle	0		
194	auspicious Mr. Accessory	0		Item Drop: +10, Softcore Only
195	Temple Grandin's eXtreme nose ring	0		Familiar Weight: +7
196	disassembled clover	0		
197	rat whisker	0		
198	rat appendix	0		
199	huge fireproof ring	0		Hot Resistance: +3
200	bland huge mirror rat appendix kabob	10	decent	
201	flavorless bat wing kabob	3	decent	
202	low-calorie normal carob chunks	1	good	
203	jittery herbs	0		
204	yummy carob chunk cookies	4	awesome	
205	pulsating secret blend of herbs and spices	0		
206	piercing post	0		
207	hippy herbal tea	1	awesome	
208	green bouncing patchouli incense stick	0		
209	wad of tofu	0		
210	green Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	0		Bonus Resting MP: +7
211	decorative fountain	0		
212	windchimes	0		
213	blue manspreader's weightlifter's filthy corduroys	0		Muscle: +15, Monster Level: +10, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 2xPotato, cap 15"
214	grievous filthy knitted dread sack	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 15"
215	Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix	0		
216	diet stale purple carob brownies	1	decent	
217	adequate purple herb brownies	4	good	
218	hemp string	0		
219	necklace chain	0		
220	green gnoll teeth	0		
221	MacGyver's gnoll-tooth necklace	0		Maximum MP: +100
222	phat turquoise bead	0		
223	bouncing huge electrified phat turquoise bracelet	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
224	ribald eyepatch	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, cap 6"
225	stale huge tofu casserole	8	decent	
226	compressed twirling can of Red Minotaur	1	decent	
227	wicked Kentucky-fried meat sword	0		Spell Damage: +5
228	shaking Kentucky-fried meat staff of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3
229	mirror resourceful Kentucky-fried meat crossbow	0		Maximum MP: +50
230	dead guy's watch of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Nonstackable Watch
231	Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent	0		
232	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	0		
233	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	0		
234	maroon Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	0		
235	Sherlock's sharpshooter's Bigger Bugfinder Blade	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Item Drop: +25
236	squat Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit	0		
237	bad high-proof bottle of gin	6	decent	
238	watered-down bad ghostly squat bottle of vodka	2	decent	
239	squat maroon miser's greasy Orcish baseball cap	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr, cap 15"
240	blue MacGyver's thinker's Orcish cargo shorts	0		Mysticality: +10, Maximum MP: +100, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 2xGhuol, cap 15"
241	sizzling Orcish frat-paddle	0		Hot Damage: +10
242	adequate bouncing	3	good	
243	huge bland grapefruit	8	decent	
244	spoiled grapes	4	crappy	
245	small moldy olive	2	crappy	
246	small yummy enchanted tomato	2	awesome	Effect: "Tingly Wrists", Effect Duration: 50
247	fermenting powder	0		
248	drinkable salty dog	4	good	
249	artisanal bloody mary	4	EPIC	
250	perfectly mixed skewed screwdriver	3	EPIC	
251	bad watered-down martini	2	decent	
252	watered-down artisanal bloody beer	2	EPIC	
253	weak lousy jittery shot of schnapps	2	decent	
254	bad enchanted practically non-alcoholic shot of grapefruit schnapps	1	decent	Effect: "Coal-Powered", Effect Duration: 45
255	bad practically non-alcoholic enchanted tumbling fine wine	1	decent	Effect: "Really Deep Breath", Effect Duration: 35
256	lousy shot of tomato schnapps	3	decent	
257	perfectly mixed extra-spicy bloody mary	3	EPIC	
258	dense meat stack	0		
259	snake skin	0		
260	immense toothsome jittery White Citadel fries	8	awesome	
261	decent White Citadel burger	3	good	
262	adequate piece of wedding cake	3	good	
263	bland fancy squat chocolate chips	4	decent	Effect: "Glo-Face", Effect Duration: 20
264	massive flavorless chocolate chip cookies	9	decent	
265	twirling wholesome satin pants	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xPotato, cap 10"
266	lousy huge narrow lightning	3	decent	
267	mullet wig of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 2xGhuol, cap 10"
268	meat cowboy hat	0		Item Drop: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 3xLep, cap 10"
269	sizzling sword	0		Hot Damage: +10
270	picket fence	0		
271	denatured barbell	1		
272	compressed red concentrated magicalness pill	1		
273	dried moxie weed	1		Effect: "Space Tripping", Effect Duration: 15
274	lime green Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium	0		
275	mosquito larva	0		
276	leprechaun hatchling	0		
277	dried blurry extra-strength strongness elixir	1		Effect: "Greased-Up Familiar", Effect Duration: 45
278	denatured jug-o-magicalness	1		
279	twisted narrow suntan lotion of moxiousness	1		
280	blurry Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	0		
281	blinking miser's gasmask	0		Meat Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, cap 12"
282	Boris's key	0		
283	Jarlsberg's key	0		
284	Sneaky Pete's key	0		
285	walrus-tusk earring of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10
286	twirling educational ring of half-assed regeneration	0		Experience: +1, Single Equip
287	blinking supercharged Boris's ring	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30
288	tumbling potato sprout	0		
289	Jarlsberg's earring of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3
290	mirror dangerous Sneaky Pete's breath spray	0		Weapon Damage: +10
291	huge smooth can of maces of dire peril	0		Moxie: +15, Weapon Damage: +20
292	blurry rubber axe of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100
293	shellacked dance instructor's chef's hat	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Damage Reduction: 7, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xLep, cap 7"
294	pail of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60, Familiar Effect: "2xFairy, cap 7"
295	demonskin trousers of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 3xPotato, cap 17"
296	ghostly greasy dungeoneer's dungarees	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 4xPotato, cap 7"
297	dry quantum tamarind-flavored chewing gum	0		Effect: "Venomous Weapon", Effect Duration: 23
298	dry mirror lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum	0		Effect: "Fever From the Flavor", Effect Duration: 22
299	moist pickle-flavored chewing gum	0		Effect: "Gyromitra Gymnastics", Effect Duration: 50
300	modified polymerized dry jabañero-flavored chewing gum	0		Effect: "Frostbeard", Effect Duration: 22
301	flat dough	0		
302	moldy huge Knob sausage	7	crappy	
303	miniature flavorless mirror Knob mushroom	2	decent	
304	dry noodles	0		
305	skewed Knob Goblin harem pants of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 8xPotato, cap 2"
306	wool Knob Goblin harem veil	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "5xLep, cap 2"
307	colloidal frozen Knob Goblin perfume	0		Effect: "Polar Express", Effect Duration: 45
308	flame-retardant Knob Goblin elite helm	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "2xFairy, cap 15"
309	narrow hardy Knob Goblin elite pants	0		Maximum HP: +50, Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, cap 15"
310	blinking stiffened Knob Goblin elite polearm	0		Damage Reduction: 1
311	maroon hill of beans	0		
312	Knob Goblin visor of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 12"
313	green miser's Crown of the Goblin King	0		Meat Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, 1xGhuol, cap 17"
314	bland bean burrito	3	decent	
315	normal massive bean burrito	9	good	
316	spoiled insanely bean burrito	3	crappy	
317	toothsome bean burrito	4	awesome	
318	adequate bean burrito	3	good	
319	bland jumbo bouncing insanely bean burrito	5	decent	
320	rotten bat haggis	4	crappy	
321	bland menudo	4	decent	
322	bland thick wobbly goat cheese	5	decent	
323	flavorless immense plain pizza	6	decent	
324	flavorless enchanted blue sausage pizza	4	decent	Effect: "Macho Profundo", Effect Duration: 15
325	flavorless massive goat cheese pizza	9	decent	
326	big bland upside-down mushroom pizza	5	decent	
327	twirling goat	0		
328	artisanal enchanted shaking bottle of whiskey	3	EPIC	Effect: "Vinegavotte", Effect Duration: 40
329	ribald goat beard	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato, cap 15"
330	glass of goat's milk	1	EPIC	
331	practically non-alcoholic artisanal maroon ghostly Canadian	1	EPIC	
332	stale blinking skewed lemon	4	decent	
333	adequate huge lime	3	good	
334	extremely unsafe sabre teeth	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100
335	sabre-toothed lime cub	0		
336	pulsating arcane researcher's consolation ribbon	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10
337	ol' trophy	0		
338	tenderizing hammer	0		
339	Cobb's Knob lab key	0		
340	ionized corrupted Knob Goblin steroids	0		Effect: "Pwnd", Effect Duration: 23
341	anodized altered upside-down Knob Goblin love potion	0		Effect: "Sappy Blood", Effect Duration: 26
342	Knob Goblin stink bomb	0		
343	triple-pressed corrupted green Knob Goblin sharpening spray	0		Effect: "Wit Tea", Effect Duration: 59
344	shaking purple Knob Goblin seltzer	0		
345	blinking Knob Goblin superseltzer	0		
346	scrumptious reagent	0		
347	Dyspepsi-Cola	0		
348	blinking fireproof ninja mask	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xBarrr, cap 20"
349	icy katana hilt	0		
350	squat hot katana blade	0		
351	slick brainy icy-hot katana	0		Mysticality: +5, Moxie: +10
352	jittery ninja hot pants of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 3xPotato, cap 17"
353	ninja stars	0		
354	reassuring resourceful nunchaku	0		Maximum MP: +50, Spooky Resistance: +1
355	veiny eXtreme scarf	0		Maximum HP: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 25"
356	lightning-fast snowboarder pants	0		Initiative: +40, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 25"
357	skewed Mountain Stream soda	0		
358	moldy upside-down squat gr8ps	4	crappy	
359	flavorless tumbling t8r tots	4	decent	
360	rosy-cheeked miner's helmet	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 20"
361	bouncing friendly miner's pants	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1.5xPotato, cap 20"
362	7-Foot Dwarven mattock of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60
363	tumbling linoleum ore	0		
364	red asbestos ore	0		
365	chrome ore	0		
366	narrow ghostly linoleum sword hilt	0		
367	linoleum stick	0		
368	linoleum crossbow string	0		
369	asbestos sword hilt	0		
370	asbestos stick	0		
371	ghostly shaking asbestos crossbow string	0		
372	shaking chrome sword hilt	0		
373	chrome stick	0		
374	blinking chrome crossbow string	0		
375	linoleum meat stack	0		
376	asbestos meat stack	0		
377	chrome meat stack	0		
378	fireproof Sinatra's linoleum sword	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Hot Resistance: +3
379	narrow gravedigger's linoleum staff of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Spooky Damage: +10
380	lime green personal trainer's linoleum crossbow of the cheetah	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Initiative: +60
381	frightening beefy asbestos sword	0		Muscle: +10, Spooky Damage: +5
382	tumbling toasty personal trainer's asbestos staff	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Hot Damage: +5
383	gravedigger's supercharged asbestos crossbow	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Spooky Damage: +10
384	Rosewater's chrome sword of the blizzard	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Cold Spell Damage: +25
385	perfumed Lo Pan's chrome staff	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Stench Resistance: +5
386	foul-smelling Fonzie's chrome crossbow	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Stench Damage: +10
387	fuzzy dice	0		
388	yeti fur	0		
389	frosty meaty helmet turtle	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xFairy, cap 17"
390	scandalous asbestos helmet turtle	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xFairy, cap 20"
391	shaking careful linoleum helmet turtle	0		Monster Level: -10, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xFairy, cap 25"
392	reassuring chrome helmet turtle	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xFairy, cap 30"
393	penguin skin	0		
394	spinning yak skin	0		
395	hippopotamus skin	0		
396	gravedigger's penguin shorts	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xGhuol, cap 30"
397	huge padded yakskin pants	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xPotato, cap 35"
398	hale hippopotamus pants	0		Maximum HP: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 2xGhuol, cap 32"
399	fireproof eXtreme mittens	0		Hot Resistance: +3
400	handful of drink tickets	0		
401	Knob Kitchen grab-bag	0		
402	ruddy swashbuckling pants	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 1.5xFairy, cap 20"
403	tumbling horrifying shoulder parrot	0		Spooky Damage: +25
404	personal trainer's acoustic guitarrr	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10
405	sunken chest	0		
406	pirate pelvis	0		
407	pirate skull	0		
408	pirate skeleton	0		
409	squat vial of patchouli oil	0		
410	supercool sk8board	0		Moxie Percent: +20
411	Jolly Roger charrrm	0		
412	barrrnacle	0		
413	stiffened Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	0		Damage Reduction: 1
414	pulsating Temple Grandin's crowbarrr	0		Familiar Weight: +7
415	twirling prompt leotarrrd	0		Adventures: +3, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 2xPotato, cap 22"
416	pulsating razor-sharp safarrri hat	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, cap 22"
417	anodized aerosolized henna tattoo	0		Effect: "Mushroom Might", Effect Duration: 55
418	non-liquefied polymerized Ferrigno's Elixir of Power	0		Effect: "Ice Packed", Effect Duration: 30
419	irradiated polarized serum of sarcasm	0		Effect: "Demonic Taint", Effect Duration: 45
420	enhanced tomato juice of powerful power	0		Effect: "Void Between the Stars", Effect Duration: 18
421	double-ionized philter of phorce	0		Effect: "Spiky Frozen Hair", Effect Duration: 62
422	polarized potion of potency	0		Effect: "Cuts Like a Buttered Knife", Effect Duration: 45
423	pickled anodized ghostly cordial of concentration	0		Effect: "Crimbo Flavor", Effect Duration: 57
424	wet polarized ointment of the occult	0		Effect: "Bolts about Candy", Effect Duration: 64
425	nitrogenated oil of expertise	0		Effect: "Total Protonic Reversal", Effect Duration: 53
426	galvanized frozen skewed potion of temporary gr8ness	0		Effect: "Stimulated Body", Effect Duration: 37
427	sizzling box	0		Hot Damage: +10, Wiki Name: "box"
428	nothing-in-the-box	0		
429	beanbag chair	0		Bonus Resting MP: +30
430	teal acid-squirting flower	0		Single Equip, Thorns: 1
431	clown shoes of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Clowniness: 25
432	family-friendly bloody clown pants	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Clowniness: 25, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 2xFairy, cap 12"
433	skinny balloon	0		
434	blinking nasty balloon helmet	0		Stench Damage: +5, Clowniness: 25, Familiar Effect: "3xFairy, cap 12"
435	tumbling resourceful educational balloon sword	0		Experience: +1, Maximum MP: +50, Clowniness: 50
436	balloon monkey	0		
437	chef skull	0		
438	narrow chef-in-the-box	0		
439	bartender skull	0		
440	spinning bartender-in-the-box	0		
441	ghostly chef-skull-in-the-box	0		
442	bartender-skull-in-the-box	0		
443	tumbling beer lens	0		
444	beer goggles	0		
445	spinning Herculean box-in-the-box	0		Experience (Muscle): +1
446	upside-down wobbly nothing-in-the-box-in-the-box	0		
447	huge smooth box-in-the-box-in-the-box	0		Moxie: +15
448	executive foolscap fool's cap of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, Meat Drop: +40, Clowniness: 25, Familiar Effect: "3xVolley, cap 10"
449	nippy clown nose	0		Cold Damage: +10, Clowniness: 25
450	pretentious paintbrush	0		
451	lime green tumbling pretentious palette	0		
452	ghostly disease	0		
453	sober pill	0		
454	tumbling screwdriver	0		
455	flavorless small jumbo olive	2	decent	
456	artisanal special dry martini	3	EPIC	Effect: "Big Meat Big Prizes", Effect Duration: 45
457	mirror ye olde golde frontes of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Class: "Disco Bandit", Single Equip
458	upside-down yellow narrow continuum transfunctioner	0		
459	twirling skewed pixel	0		
460	yellow pixel	0		
461	skewed pixel	0		
462	pixel	0		
463	pixel	0		
464	blue pixel potion	0		
465	mirror pixel potion	0		
466	pixel potion	0		
467	snack-sized normal pixel pie	2	good	
468	ruby W	0		
469	blue wussiness potion	0		
470	mediocre fuchsia Imp Ale	3	decent	
471	miniature flavorless hot wing	2	decent	
472	diamond-studded cane of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Class: "Disco Bandit"
473	friendly crutch	0		Familiar Weight: +3
474	cast	0		
475	wobbly thinker's mask of the bloodbag	0		Mysticality: +10, Maximum HP: +100, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xBarrr, cap 15"
476	hellion cube	0		
477	bouncing chaotic Socratic infernal insoles	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Spell Critical Percent: +10
478	spinning evil arch	0		
479	bouncing mirror dodecagram	0		
480	squat box of birthday candles	0		
481	eldritch butterknife	0		
482	gray auspicious Mr. Container	0		Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2004-12"
483	red twirling Newbiesport™ backpack of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2004-12"
484	Newton's hemp backpack	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Last Available: "2004-12"
485	pulsating snakehead charrrm	0		
486	Talisman o' Namsilat of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Single Equip
487	olive sinister arrrgyle socks	0		Spell Damage: +10
488	guitar pick	0		
489	drab sonata	0		
490	ghostly Lo Pan's wicked mesh cap	0		Spell Damage: +5, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 41"
491	pulsating blurry cyan enormous belt buckle	0		
492	executive chaps of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Meat Drop: +40, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xBarrr, cap 40"
493	blurry ketchup hound	0		
494	batblade of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25
495	upside-down catgut	0		
496	green cat appendix	0		
497	gnatwing	0		
498	big delicious special papaya	5	awesome	Effect: "Devil Inside", Effect Duration: 45
499	narrow nasty Samson's denim axe	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Stench Damage: +5
500	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	0		
501	bland miniature Elfin shortbread	2	decent	
502	pagoda plans	0		
503	moldy skewered cat appendix	3	crappy	
504	pulsating evil arches	0		
505	jittery lion tamer's Lo Pan's gnatwing earring	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Experience (familiar): +2
506	decent Hell broth	3	good	
507	smartaleck's thunderrr guitarrr	0		Moxie Percent: +30
508	sonata	0		
509	huge Hey Deze nuts	0		
510	Boris's key lime	0		
511	Jarlsberg's key lime	0		
512	huge Sneaky Pete's key lime	0		
513	adequate Boris's key lime pie	4	good	
514	normal Jarlsberg's key lime pie	3	good	
515	immense decent skewed Sneaky Pete's key lime pie	10	good	
516	bouncing Hey Deze map	0		
517	bejeweled accordion strap of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Class: "Accordion Thief"
518	mystery juice	0		
519	mirror moxie magnet	0		Moxie Controls MP
520	leaflet	0		
521	shaking greasy kickback cookbook	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
522	one-winged stab bat	0		
523	rewinged stab bat	0		
524	artisanal papaya sling	3	EPIC	
525	grue egg	0		
526	blinking Frobozz Real-Estate Company Instant House (TM)	0		
527	volleyball	0		
528	blood-faced volleyball	0		
529	fertilized ghuol egg	0		
530	dry ionized denatured yellow skewed spray paint	0		Effect: "Spooky Flavor", Effect Duration: 50
531	special sauce glove of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50, Class: "Sauceror", Single Equip
532	shellacked ladle of mystery	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Class: "Sauceror"
533	jittery Gnollish toolbox	0		
534	abridged dictionary	0		
535	teal bridge	0		
536	dictionary	0		
537	pr0n legs	0		
538	f3d0r4 of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep, cap 27"
539	lowercase N	0		
540	polymerized unsweetened Tasty Fun Good rice candy	0		Effect: "Sweetened and Fattened", Effect Duration: 45
541	draggin' ball hat of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Item Drop: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 25"
542	hardy steel-toed 1337 7r0uZ0RZ	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Maximum HP: +50, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, cap 27"
543	super-sized enchanted spoiled Trollhouse cookies	5	crappy	Effect: "Dreams and Lights", Effect Duration: 50
544	aromatic talons of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +1
545	low-calorie tasty Spam Witch sammich	1	awesome	
546	jittery meat vortex	0		
547	334 scroll	0		
548	mirror 668 scroll	0		
549	blurry 30669 scroll	0		
550	mirror bouncing cyan 33398 scroll	0		
551	mirror 64067 scroll	0		
552	64735 scroll	0		
553	31337 scroll	0		
554	thick bland pr0n cocktail	5	decent	
555	blurry drywall axe of horror of the cheetah	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Initiative: +60
556	toasty Pine-Fresh air freshener	0		Hot Damage: +5
557	mediocre distilled whiskey and cola	5	decent	
558	massive moldy papaya taco	9	crappy	
559	yellow razor-sharp can lid	0		
560	rotten stalk of asparagus	4	crappy	
561	teal pregnant mushroom	0		
562	ratgut	0		
563	ghostly sonar-in-a-biscuit	0		
564	smooth weak enchanted spinning Mad Train wine	2	awesome	Effect: "Go-Gone", Effect Duration: 25
565	blinking squat quilted hobo gloves	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Single Equip
566	reassuring bum cheek	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xVolley, cap 5"
567	hermit script	0		
568	normal special tiny Double Bacon Beelzeburger	1	good	Effect: "Cletus's Canticle of Celerity", Effect Duration: 10
569	half-sized rotten yellow Lord of the Flies-sized fries	2	crappy	
570	tasty special shaking Chicken Sandwich	4	awesome	Effect: "Happy Salamander", Effect Duration: 10
571	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	1	crappy	
572	rotten low-calorie Children's Meal of the Damned	1	crappy	
573	decent noodles	3	good	
574	bite-sized toothsome noodles	1	awesome	
575	spoiled fancy painful penne pasta	3	crappy	Effect: "Jungle Juiced", Effect Duration: 40
576	spoiled ravioli della hippy	4	crappy	
577	tasty pr0n m4nic0tti	3	awesome	
578	thick special delicious cyan Hell ramen	5	awesome	Effect: "On a Roll", Effect Duration: 50
579	toothsome jumbo boring spaghetti	5	awesome	
580	sauce of the ages	0		
581	schmancy cheese sauce	0		
582	Himalayan Hidalgo sauce	0		
583	adequate fettucini Inconnu	3	good	
584	moldy spaghetti with Skullheads	3	crappy	
585	rotten gnocchetti di Nietzsche	3	crappy	
586	tumbling ridiculously huge sword of the ox of temperance	0		Muscle: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +5
587	unsweetened pickled tumbling tumbling super-spiky hair gel	0		Effect: "stats.enq", Effect Duration: 39
588	soft echo eyedrop antidote	0		
589	normal half-sized cocoa eggshell fragment	2	good	
590	rotten cocoa eggshell fragment	3	crappy	
591	narrow cocoa egg	0		
592	spinning gray house	0		
593	phonics down	0		
594	smelly amulet of extreme plot significance	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10
595	scroll of drastic healing	0		
596	miser's titanium assault umbrella	0		Meat Drop: +10
597	tumbling Mohawk wig	0		Item Drop: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol, cap 35"
598	the Slug Lord's map	0		
599	twirling purple Sherlock's pants of the Slug Lord	0		Item Drop: +25, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 3xPotato, cap 8"
600	bouncing frightening Dr. Hobo's scalpel of the detective	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Item Drop: +20
601	spinning Dr. Hobo's map	0		
602	blinking Degrassi Knoll shopping list	0		
603	tumbling fuchsia Item #13	0		
604	Penultimate Fantasy chest	0		
605	Tissue Paper Immateria	0		
606	pulsating Tin Foil Immateria	0		
607	jittery Gauze Immateria	0		
608	twirling Plastic Wrap Immateria	0		
609	squat spinning S.O.C.K.	0		
610	ghostly squat procrastination potion	0		
611	blinking D	0		
612	original G	0		
613	plot hole	0		
614	irradiated modified probability potion	0		Effect: "Category", Effect Duration: 44
615	lime green chaos butterfly	0		
616	furry fur	0		
617	magnetized Angry Farmer candy	0		Effect: "Ooh, Salty!", Effect Duration: 36
618	activated wobbly Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	0		Effect: "Ogred and Oublietted", Effect Duration: 39
619	groovy needle	0		Moxie Percent: +10
620	corrupted narrow thin candle	0		Effect: "Weapon of Mass Destruction", Effect Duration: 69
621	squat Warm Subject gift certificate	0		
622	awful poetry journal	0		
623	WA	0		
624	NG	0		
625	bouncing wang	0		
626	Wand of Nagamar	0		
627	bouncing ND	0		
628	ghostly metallic A	0		
629	arcane researcher's eye	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10
630	photoprotoneutron torpedo	0		
631	furry pants of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol, MP regen, cap 37"
632	sharpshooter's disturbing fanfic	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10
633	shaking therapeutic cool wolf mask	0		Moxie: +5, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, HP regen, cap 37"
634	olive cool whip	0		
635	experienced paper umbrella	0		Experience: +2
636	meat globe	0		
637	toaster	0		
638	narrow brawny asshat of the scaredy-cat	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Monster Level: -15, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xVolley, cap 7"
639	normal tiny abominable snowcone	1	good	
640	Ent cider	1	good	
641	small delicious cyan toast	2	awesome	
642	ghostly squat skeleton key	0		
643	skeleton key ring	0		
644	Crimbo pressie	0		Last Available: "2003-12"
645	squat wrapping paper	0		Last Available: "2003-12"
646	yummy miniature twirling green fruitcake	2	awesome	
647	present	0		Last Available: "2004-11"
648	Crimbo sword of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2004-10"
649	Herculean Crimbo hat	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Familiar Effect: "1.75xVolley, 1.75xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2004-10"
650	thinker's Crimbo pants	0		Mysticality: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2004-10"
651	upside-down ghostly greedy exclusive ultra-rare item	0		Meat Drop: +20
652	lime green quantum egg	0		
653	intragalactic rowboat	0		
654	star	0		
655	narrow line	0		
656	yellow pulsating star chart	0		
657	smartaleck's star sword	0		Moxie Percent: +30
658	prompt star crossbow	0		Adventures: +3
659	aromatic star staff	0		Stench Resistance: +1
660	Annie Oakley's star pants	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 2xGhuol, cap 41"
661	ghostly star hat of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "0.5xVolley, 0.5xPotato, cap 41"
662	rosy-cheeked star buckler	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30
663	upside-down star throwing star	0		
664	star starfish	0		
665	Richard's star key	0		
666	Lo Pan's Herculean steaming evil of the empath	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Familiar Weight: +5
667	castle map	0		
668	bouncing Van der Graaf spiked femur	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
669	snack-sized adequate ghuol guolash	2	good	
670	razor-sharp lihc face	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xBarrr, cap 22"
671	squat banded grave robbing shovel of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Damage Absorption: +100
672	small spoiled cranberries	2	crappy	
673	acceptable vodka and cranberry	3	good	
674	fancy lousy weak whiskey	2	decent	Effect: "Human-Beast Hybrid", Effect Duration: 15
675	spinning lion tamer's skull of the Bonerdagon	0		Experience (familiar): +2
676	dragonbone belt buckle	0		
677	educational badass belt	0		Experience: +1
678	chest of the Bonerdagon	0		
679	delicious roll in the hay	3	awesome	
680	smooth triple-distilled slap and tickle	10	awesome	
681	boozy hand-crafted slip 'n' slide	5	EPIC	
682	acceptable blue blinking a sump'm sump'm	3	good	
683	smooth horizontal tango	3	awesome	
684	lousy ghostly pink pony	3	decent	
685	rosy-cheeked dance instructor's smartaleck's Mr. Shirt	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Maximum HP Percent: +30
686	knuckles of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25
687	corrupted modified blood of the Wereseal	0		Effect: "Toothy Grin", Effect Duration: 48
688	frightening pixel hat	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xVolley, cap 12"
689	squat Oprah's pixel pants	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk, 4xPotato, cap 12"
690	teal pixel sword of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30
691	blurry digital key	0		
692	Ascension Souvenir T-Shirt	0		
693	upside-down manspreader's harem girl t-shirt	0		Monster Level: +10
694	upside-down smelly Knob Goblin elite shirt	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10
696	beefy frilly shirt	0		Muscle: +10
697	green asbestos-lined soggy wofl t-shirt	0		Hot Resistance: +5
698	spinning frightening loathing eagle baby-doll shirt	0		Spooky Damage: +5
699	executive pirate shirt	0		Meat Drop: +40
700	twirling blurry blurry wholesome filthy hippy poncho	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10
701	aromatic floral print shirt	0		Stench Resistance: +1
702	wobbly Socratic coconut bikini top	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1
703	bouncing lion tamer's goth kid t-shirt	0		Experience (familiar): +2
704	tumbling hamethyst	0		
705	maroon baconstone	0		
706	fuchsia porquoise	0		
707	pork elf goodies sack	0		
708	bouncing ring setting	0		
709	jewelry-making pliers	0		
711	twirling toasty hamethyst earring of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Hot Damage: +5
712	lightning-fast hamethyst necklace of wisdom of the brute	0		Mysticality: +15, Muscle Percent: +30, Initiative: +40, Single Equip
713	squat skewed Usain Bolt's Oprah's hamethyst bracelet	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Initiative: +80, Single Equip
714	wobbly greedy hamethyst ring of the blizzard of mayonnaise	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Meat Drop: +20, Single Equip
715	Samson's brainy baconstone earring	0		Mysticality: +5, Experience (Muscle): +5, Single Equip
716	clever grievous baconstone pendant	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Maximum MP: +20
717	flame-wreathed medical-grade baconstone bracelet	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip
718	perfumed wool baconstone ring of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Cold Resistance: +1, Stench Resistance: +5, Single Equip
719	deadly porquoise eyebrow ring of Leguizamo	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Monster Level: +20
720	ghostly manspreader's thinker's porquoise necklace	0		Mysticality: +10, Monster Level: +10, Single Equip
721	twirling red careful porquoise bracelet of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Monster Level: -10
722	jittery zippy savvy porquoise ring of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Mysticality Percent: +20, Initiative: +20, Single Equip
723	immense decent Knoll mushroom	9	good	
724	stale mushroom	3	decent	
725	one million meat pancakes	0		
726	huge mirror shard of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20
727	blurry fuchsia hedge maze puzzle	0		
728	hedge maze key	0		
729	fishbowl	0		
730	teal fishtank	0		
731	bouncing fish hose	0		
732	hosed tank	0		
733	hosed fishbowl	0		
734	miser's Da Vinci's makeshift SCUBA gear of chilblains	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Cold Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +10, Adventure Underwater
735	steel-toed easter egg balloon	0		Damage Reduction: 9
736	stone tablet (Sinister Strumming)	0		
737	skewed stone tablet (Squeezings of Woe)	0		
738	yellow stone tablet (Really Evil Rhythm)	0		
739	cyan blurry tambourine bells	0		
740	spinning tambourine of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100
741	pulsating broken skull	0		
742	toothsome bite-sized Knoll shroomkabob	1	awesome	
743	small toothsome mushroom	2	awesome	
744	oxidized aerosolized hair spray	0		Effect: "Sugar Smacks", Effect Duration: 20
746	pulsating stat script	0		
747	Knob Goblin firecracker	0		
748	gourd potion	0		
749	bland warm mushroom	4	decent	
750	bite-sized stale teal mushroom quesadilla	1	decent	
751	toothsome huge cool mushroom	7	awesome	
752	half-sized moldy cool mushroom casserole	2	crappy	
753	bland tumbling pointy mushroom	4	decent	
754	delicious cream of pointy mushroom soup	4	awesome	
755	adequate miniature mushroom	2	good	
756	bland mushroom	3	decent	
757	yummy jumbo tumbling mushroom	5	awesome	
758	decent jumbo pulsating ghost cucumber	5	good	
759	dill	0		
760	purple vinegar	0		
761	tumbling brine	0		
762	mediocre especially salty dog	3	decent	
763	ghostly pickling solution	0		
764	big fancy spoiled spectral pickle	5	crappy	Effect: "Slimily Sagacious", Effect Duration: 25
765	tumbling briny vinegar	0		
766	spinning green ghost pickle on a stick	0		
767	energized flattened cologne of contempt	0		Effect: "Cold Throat", Effect Duration: 14
768	greedy spork	0		Meat Drop: +20
769	dance instructor's voodoo doll	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10
770	gray bouncing medical-grade basic meat fez of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "3xLep, cap 11"
771	tassel	0		
772	brainy foon	0		Mysticality: +5
773	red lightning-fast basic meat spork of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Initiative: +40
774	bouncing Fonzie's Samson's basic meat foon	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Experience (Moxie): +1
775	purple narrow Yeti Protest Sign	0		
776	kneecapping stick of the ox	0		Muscle: +20
777	narrow pulsating boxer's iron pasta spoon	0		Muscle Percent: +10
778	huge support cummerbund of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10
779	ghostly tumbling Mob Penguin cellular phone	0		
780	scroll of pasta summoning	0		
781	denatured mafia aria	0		Effect: "Impregnably Delicious", Effect Duration: 20
782	Mr. Exploiter	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
783	gray bouncing 'Villa' document	0		
784	weak artisanal Acqua Del Piatto Merlot	2	super ultra mega EPIC	Last Available: "2004-10"
785	twirling olive raffle ticket	0		
786	toothsome wobbly strawberry	4	awesome	
787	watered-down hand-crafted pulsating bottle of rum	2	EPIC	
788	aged strawberry daiquiri	4	awesome	
789	delicious squat rum and cola	4	awesome	
790	hand-crafted grog	4	EPIC	
791	ghostly Jim Carey's Mafia bow tie of bravery	0		Monster Level: +25, Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2004-10"
792	maroon Golden Mr. Accessory of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Softcore Only
793	altered deionized oil of stability	0		Effect: "Coy to the Hurled", Effect Duration: 25
794	frozen non-magnetized concentrated teal oil of slipperiness	0		Effect: "You Can Really Taste the Dormouse", Effect Duration: 12
795	fortified perfectly mixed Acque Luride Grezze Cabernet	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2004-10"
796	asbestos-lined hardened razor-sharp cement shoes	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Damage Reduction: 3, Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2004-10"
797	drinkable rockin' wagon	3	good	
798	hand-crafted weak ocean motion	2	EPIC	
799	perfectly mixed practically non-alcoholic purple fuzzbump	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	
800	stale miniature bouncing poutine	2	decent	
801	bland thick Knob stir-fry	5	decent	
804	rotten snack-sized maroon Knoll stir-fry	2	crappy	
805	rotten wobbly stir-fry	3	crappy	
806	delicious purple asparagus stir-fry	3	awesome	
807	half-sized moldy olive stir-fry	2	crappy	
808	normal Knob sausage stir-fry	3	good	
809	flavorless miniature tumbling bat wing stir-fry	2	decent	
810	enchanted yummy rat appendix stir-fry	3	awesome	Effect: "Funky Coal Patina", Effect Duration: 5
811	tasty gigantic tofu stir-fry	6	awesome	
812	moldy pr0n stir-fry	3	crappy	
813	big normal fancy Knob shells	5	good	Effect: "Far Out", Effect Duration: 25
814	adequate small huge bätzle	2	good	
815	bland ratini	3	decent	
816	snack-sized normal shaking Knob stroganoff	2	good	
817	spoiled tumbling menudo ravioli	4	crappy	
818	gray plus sign	0		
819	milky potion	0		
820	swirly potion	0		
821	bubbly potion	0		
822	tumbling smoky potion	0		
823	shaking cloudy potion	0		
824	effervescent potion	0		
825	green fizzy potion	0		
826	dark potion	0		
827	jittery murky potion	0		
828	baby killer bee	0		
829	anti-anti-antidote	0		
830	tiny bland royal jelly	1	decent	
831	green small box	0		
832	box	0		
833	blue avaricious vorpal blade	0		Meat Drop: +30
834	family-friendly cornuthaum of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "1.5xPotato, 1.25xFairy, cap 21"
835	cyan hardened ring of aggravate monster	0		Damage Reduction: 3
836	yummy mind flayer corpse	3	awesome	
837	tolerable Uovo Marcio Shiraz	3	good	Last Available: "2004-10"
838	ruddy educational Mafia stogie	0		Experience: +1, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2004-10"
839	tolerable Maiali Sifilitici Pinot Noir	3	good	Last Available: "2004-10"
840	jittery greedy family-friendly Mafia violin case	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2004-10"
841	lousy blue tomato daiquiri	3	decent	
842	tolerable weak beertini	2	good	
843	mediocre blurry salty slug	3	decent	
844	delicious papaya slung	3	awesome	
845	dangerous MAHI fez	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "0.5xVolley, 0.5xPotato, 0.5xLep, 0.5xFairy"
847	twirling heteroerotic frat-paddle	0		
848	hypodermic needle	0		Familiar Weight: +5
849	Meat detector	0		Familiar Weight: +5
850	many-eyed glasses	0		Familiar Weight: +5
851	blinking tumbling prosthetic forehead	0		Familiar Weight: +5
852	shaker of salt	0		Familiar Weight: +5
853	blundarrrbus	0		Familiar Weight: +5
854	yellow squat sucky decal	0		Familiar Weight: +5
855	balloon knife	0		Familiar Weight: +5
856	blurry huge shock collar	0		
857	moonglasses	0		
858	palm-frond toupee	0		Familiar Weight: +5
859	knife and fork	0		Familiar Weight: +5
860	eye-pod	0		Familiar Weight: +5
861	chocolate spurs	0		Familiar Weight: +5
862	wobbly magnifying glass	0		Familiar Weight: +5
863	pulsating skewer-mounted razor blade	0		Familiar Weight: +5
864	stinger	0		Familiar Weight: +5
865	lead necklace	0		Familiar Weight: +3
866	huge shaving cream	0		
867	double-improved pine tar	0		Effect: "Human-Orc Hybrid", Effect Duration: 69
869	forest tears	0		
870	Lo Pan's fetus-smashing club	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30
871	meatcar model	0		Familiar Weight: +5
872	Time Juice	0		Last Available: "2004-01"
873	rolling pin	0		
874	unrolling pin	0		
875	smelly Herculean slick crazy bastard sword	0		Moxie: +10, Experience (Muscle): +1, Stench Spell Damage: +10
876	twirling healthy savvy incredibly dense meat gem of extreme caution	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Monster Level: -25
877	Talisman of Baio of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3
878	wizardly hypnodisk	0		Mysticality: +25
879	liquefied bottle of goofballs	0		Effect: "El Vibrations", Effect Duration: 62
880	green horrifying disbelief suspenders	0		Spooky Damage: +25
881	pulsating padded supportive bra	0		Damage Absorption: +20
882	skewed Blatantly Canadian	0		
883	maple syrup	1	decent	
884	ruddy los chinos	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, HP regen, cap 13"
885	jittery axe of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20
886	leaflet	0		
887	leaf	0		
888	maple leaf	0		
889	pulsating blue wholesome balaclava	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1.5xLep, cap 12"
890	moldy huge balaclava baklava	6	crappy	
891	skewed Sinatra's Warehouse 23 bling	0		Experience (Moxie): +5
892	jittery savvy bugbear-smiting sword of the sewer of horror	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Stench Damage: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +25
893	lousy lumbering jack	3	decent	
894	Dark Jill-O-Lantern	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
895	wobbly padded Ms. Accessory	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Softcore Only
896	quilted dangerous Mr. Accessory Jr.	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Damage Absorption: +40, Softcore Only
897	huge coffee sprite	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2005-10"
898	Cheshire Bitten	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2005-10"
899	custom avatar form	0		Free Pull
900	smile-sharpening stone	0		Familiar Weight: +5
901	pulsating espresso maker	0		Familiar Weight: +5
902	100-Watt bulb	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
903	spirit-forward drinkable jittery Spasmi Dolorosi Del Rene Champagne	5	good	Last Available: "2004-10"
904	Oprah's school Mafia knickerbockers of the storm of the scaredy-cat	0		Maximum MP Percent: 90, Monster Level: -15, Familiar Effect: "5xGhoul, cap 25", Last Available: "2004-10"
905	ionized narrow Yummy Tummy bean	0		Effect: "Aries Rising", Effect Duration: 15
906	super-flattened vacuum-sealed Rock Pops	0		Effect: "White Blooded", Effect Duration: 18
907	enhanced cold-filtered Mr. Mediocrebar	0		Effect: "Electrolit Up", Effect Duration: 31
908	pressed olive Cold Hots candy	0		Effect: "Heightened Senses", Effect Duration: 38
909	galvanized deionized altered spinning Wint-O-Fresh mint	0		Effect: "Salt Rockin'", Effect Duration: 11
910	snack-sized yummy dwarf bread	2	awesome	
911	galvanized squat Senior Mints	0		Effect: "Space Tripping", Effect Duration: 44
912	dry unsweetened pixellated candy heart	0		Effect: "The Strength... of the Future", Effect Duration: 47
913	dry moist kobold	0		Effect: "Army of One", Effect Duration: 40
914	hand turkey outline	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2004-11"
915	yam pinky ring	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
916	aromatic cool intergalactic pom poms	0		Moxie: +5, Stench Resistance: +1
917	huge Mob Penguin protection contract	0		
918	tumbling Radio Free Baseball Cap of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, 1xFairy, cap 37", Last Available: "2006-07"
919	upside-down Radio Free Pants of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xGhoul, 1xLep, cap 37", Last Available: "2006-07"
920	wobbly occult Radio Free Foil	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Last Available: "2006-07"
921	flavorless spinning radio button candy	3	decent	
922	tumbling flame-wreathed severed rocking horse head	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10
923	blue broken cellular phone	0		Last Available: "2004-01"
924	wobbly crimbo elfling	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
925	dental pliers	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
926	polymerized Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance	0		Effect: "Sugar, Hello", Effect Duration: 41
927	delicious Ferita Del Petto Zinfandel	4	awesome	Last Available: "2006-12"
928	fuzzy bracelets of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100
929	ghostly Van der Graaf arse-shooting crossbow	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
931	smooth special cyan spiced rum	4	awesome	Effect: "Block-Rockin' Beet", Effect Duration: 45
932	lousy olive eggnog	3	decent	
933	adequate huge candy cane	6	good	
934	bland upside-down gingerbread bugbear	3	decent	
935	huge zippy imitation nice watch	0		Initiative: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2004-12", Nonstackable Watch
936	Hanukkimbo dreidl	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
937	menorette	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2004-12"
938	yellow reassuring plastic sword	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2004-12"
939	small Crimbo Pressie	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
940	bow	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
941	yellow Crimbo stocking	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
942	jittery auspicious bowler	0		Item Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, 1.5xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2004-12"
943	yellow blinking forbidden slick bow staff	0		Moxie: +10, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2004-12"
944	bowlegged pants of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Familiar Effect: "1xGhoul, cap 25", Last Available: "2004-12"
945	skewed skewered jumbo olive	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
946	skewered lime	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
947	bouncing skewered cherry	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
948	artisanal practically non-alcoholic martini	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	Last Available: "2004-12"
949	bad watered-down grogtini	2	decent	Last Available: "2004-12"
950	smooth watered-down cherry bomb	2	awesome	Last Available: "2004-12"
951	blue extra special Crimbo stocking	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
952	wobbly miser's hockey mask of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Meat Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1.5xGhuol, cap 25"
953	penguin-smacking club	0		Familiar Damage: +15
954	orphan baby yeti	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
955	twirling green fez of etymology of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 30"
956	normal carob chunk noodles	3	good	
957	tasty massive jittery chorizo brownies	7	awesome	
958	stale low-calorie chocolate and tomato pizza	1	decent	
959	flange	0		
960	clockwork key	0		
961	tumbling tumbling silk garter snake	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
962	velvet choker	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
963	blinking razor-sharp plastic seal clubber of bravery	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Spooky Resistance: +5
964	wobbly olive grievous plastic turtle tamer of Calamity Jane	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Critical Hit Percent: +15
965	upside-down stylish plastic pastamancer of the early riser	0		Moxie: +25, Adventures: +7
966	dog trainer's friendly plastic sauceror	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Experience (familiar): +1
967	mirror yellow family-friendly chilly plastic disco bandit	0		Cold Damage: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +1
968	miser's Temple Grandin's plastic accordion thief	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Meat Drop: +10
969	spinning gravedigger's plastic mosquito	0		Spooky Damage: +10
970	razor-sharp plastic leprechaun	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25
971	blue brawny plastic levitating potato	0		Muscle Percent: +20
972	auspicious plastic angry goat	0		Item Drop: +10
973	plastic sabre-toothed lime of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100
974	perfumed plastic fuzzy dice	0		Stench Resistance: +5
975	plastic pirate skeleton of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3
976	wobbly Oprah's plastic barrrnacle	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50
977	purple nippy plastic howling balloon monkey	0		Cold Damage: +10
978	spinning energetic plastic stab bat	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20
979	red mirror plastic grue of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25
980	narrow chaotic plastic blood-faced volleyball	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10
981	plastic ghuol whelp of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5
982	purple chilly plastic baby gravy fairy	0		Cold Damage: +5
983	auspicious plastic cocoabo	0		Item Drop: +10
984	dance instructor's plastic star starfish	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10
985	occult plastic ghost pickle on a stick	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25
986	deadly plastic killer bee	0		Weapon Damage: +5
987	chilly plastic Cheshire bat	0		Cold Damage: +5
988	brawny plastic coffee pixie	0		Muscle Percent: +20
989	wobbly plastic bitchin' meatcar of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
990	frosty plastic hermit	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10
991	sage plastic Boris of the wise owl of the pedagogue	0		Mysticality: +20, Mysticality Percent: +10, Experience: +3
992	supercool plastic Jarlsberg of the dark arts of extreme caution	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Monster Level: -25
993	wool manspreader's plastic Sneaky Pete of the detective	0		Monster Level: +10, Cold Resistance: +1, Item Drop: +20
994	twirling educational plastic Susie	0		Experience: +1
995	rotten half-sized Lucky Surprise Egg	2	crappy	
998	maiden wig	0		Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, cap 8"
999	jittery maid head	0		
1000	blinking Meat maid	0		
1002	coward's Xlyinia's notebook	0		Monster Level: -20
1003	soda water	0		
1004	tolerable watered-down bottle of tequila	2	good	
1005	watered-down hand-crafted boxed wine	2	EPIC	
1006	tasty bite-sized cherry	1	awesome	
1007	beefcake's coconut shell	0		Muscle: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 7"
1008	ice cubes	0		Item Drop: +5
1009	perfectly mixed watered-down vodka martini	2	EPIC	
1010	aged watered-down whiskey and soda	2	awesome	
1011	extra-dry bad ghostly monkey wrench	5	decent	
1012	irresponsibly strong smooth tequila sunrise	10	awesome	
1013	hand-crafted triple-distilled margarita	6	EPIC	
1014	high-proof tolerable strawberry wine	10	good	
1015	lousy tumbling wine spritzer	3	decent	
1016	perfectly mixed perpendicular hula	4	EPIC	
1017	bad ducha de oro	3	decent	
1018	weak hand-crafted calle de miel	2	EPIC	
1019	aged watered-down dry vodka martini	2	awesome	
1020	tolerable old-fashioned	3	good	
1021	fancy watered-down perfectly mixed tequila with training wheels	2	EPIC	Effect: "Man's Worst Enemy", Effect Duration: 10
1022	fancy drinkable high-proof sangria	8	good	Effect: "On the Shoulders of Giants", Effect Duration: 20
1023	perfectly mixed vesper	3	super ultra EPIC	Last Available: "2004-12"
1024	smooth special bodyslam	3	awesome	Effect: "Berry Defensive", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2004-12"
1025	acceptable sangria del diablo	4	good	Last Available: "2004-12"
1026	Valentine	0		Free Pull
1027	whip kit	0		
1028	buckler buckle	0		
1029	Fonzie's hippo whip	0		Experience (Moxie): +1
1030	boxer's penguin whip	0		Muscle Percent: +10
1031	teal electrified yak whip	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
1032	skewed wobbly groovy gnauga hide whip	0		Moxie Percent: +10
1033	blurry wobbly gnauga hide	0		
1034	hippo skin buckler of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50
1035	tumbling knitted penguin skin buckler	0		Cold Resistance: +3
1036	upside-down pulsating stiffened yakskin buckler	0		Damage Reduction: 1
1037	blinking horrifying gnauga hide buckler	0		Spooky Damage: +25
1038	triple-colloidal jittery Connery's Elixir of Audacity	0		Effect: "Robocamo", Effect Duration: 64
1040	Tam O'Shanter	0		Meat Drop: +50, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2005-03"
1041	special aged pulsating beer	3	awesome	Effect: "Antsy in your Pantsy", Effect Duration: 25
1042	string of beads of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15
1043	savvy string of beads	0		Mysticality Percent: +20
1044	string of beads of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50
1045	sizzling plastic bottle opener	0		Hot Damage: +10
1046	mirror blinking greedy traffic cone of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Meat Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "cap 15", Last Available: "2005-03"
1047	artisanal watered-down N. O. Beer	2	EPIC	
1048	diluted blinking shaking oyster egg	1		
1049	mixed ghostly oyster egg	1		
1050	dehydrated pulsating huge oyster egg	1		
1051	upside-down plastic oyster egg	0		
1052	diluted wobbly blinking oyster egg	1		
1053	denatured wobbly oyster egg	1		
1054	compressed ghostly oyster egg	1		Effect: "Dreadful Fear", Effect Duration: 20
1055	plastic oyster egg	0		
1056	vaporized jittery puce oyster egg	1		
1057	diluted puce oyster egg	1		
1058	altered ghostly puce oyster egg	1		
1059	squat puce plastic oyster egg	0		
1060	diluted mirror mauve oyster egg	1		
1061	modified mauve oyster egg	1		Effect: "Coy to the Hurled", Effect Duration: 30
1062	twisted twirling squat mauve oyster egg	1		
1063	mauve plastic oyster egg	0		
1064	twisted red oyster egg	1		Effect: "L'instinct Félin", Effect Duration: 10
1065	dehydrated blinking oyster egg	1		
1066	vaporized skewed oyster egg	1		Effect: "Cruisin' for a Bruisin'", Effect Duration: 50
1067	skewed squat plastic oyster egg	0		
1068	altered narrow wobbly oyster egg	1		
1069	pickled pulsating oyster egg	1		
1070	vaporized upside-down oyster egg	1		Effect: "Fungal Flambé", Effect Duration: 10
1071	plastic oyster egg	0		
1072	dried off-white oyster egg	1		
1073	pickled off-white oyster egg	1		Effect: "Limber as Mortimer", Effect Duration: 20
1074	dehydrated bouncing off-white oyster egg	1		
1075	off-white plastic oyster egg	0		
1076	mixed oyster egg	1		Effect: "Eyes All Black", Effect Duration: 30
1077	boiled gray pulsating oyster egg	1		Effect: "Jelly Combed", Effect Duration: 20
1078	denatured ghostly oyster egg	1		
1079	plastic oyster egg	0		
1080	oyster basket	0		
1081	emo roe	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2005-04"
1082	gazing shoes	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
1083	personal raindrop	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2005-04"
1084	rainbow tie	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
1085	clockwork widget	0		
1086	clockwork thingamajig	0		
1087	olive clockwork doohickey	0		
1088	clockwork clockwise dome	0		
1089	wobbly clockwork spine	0		
1090	clockwork rings	0		
1091	clockwork claws	0		
1092	clockwork sheet	0		
1093	clockwork counterclockwise dome	0		
1094	clockwork sphere	0		
1095	deactivated MicroMechaMech	0		
1096	clockwork endoskeleton	0		
1097	skewed slick clockwork hat	0		Moxie: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 20"
1098	hale clockwork trench coat	0		Maximum HP: +20
1099	pulsating clockwork pants of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 1.5xGhuol, cap 20"
1100	wobbly sinister gnauga hide chaps	0		Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 4xBarrr, cap 20"
1101	upside-down false eyelashes	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1102	huge targeting chip	0		
1103	blinking unwound clockwork grapefruit	0		
1104	ghostly Mountie hat	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1105	clockwork bartender head	0		
1106	clockwork chef head	0		
1107	skewed clockwork maid head	0		
1108	clockwork detective skull	0		
1109	blurry clockwork bartender-head-in-the-box	0		
1110	clockwork chef-head-in-the-box	0		
1111	spinning clockwork bartender-in-the-box	0		
1112	clockwork chef-in-the-box	0		
1113	narrow clockwork maid	0		
1114	wobbly tisket	0		
1115	tasket	0		
1116	annoying pitchfork	0		Monster Level: +5
1117	bouncing greedy rosewater-soaked brawny Stupid University Diploma	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Stench Resistance: +3, Meat Drop: +20
1118	pregnant mushroom	0		
1119	maroon pregnant mushroom	0		
1120	pregnant mushroom	0		
1121	jittery inexplicably rock	0		
1122	fairy gravy	0		
1123	halfberd of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100
1124	small glove	0		
1125	shaking asbestos-lined glove of horror of Flo-Jo	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +5, Initiative: +100
1126	extremely unsafe toothpick	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Single Equip
1127	maroon scandalous ninja sword	0		Sleaze Damage: +5
1128	teeny-tiny ninja stars	0		
1129	perfumed sequined fez	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "1.75xLep, cap 20"
1130	yellow blank card	0		
1131	beet	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1132	Totally Gay Claymore	0		
1133	auspicious star shirt	0		Item Drop: +10
1134	cosmetics bag	0		
1135	magnetized eyeliner	0		Effect: "Dirty Pear", Effect Duration: 53
1136	super-pickled lipstick	0		Effect: "Meadulla Oblongota", Effect Duration: 47
1137	bouncing slick bicycle chain of the blizzard	0		Moxie: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +25
1138	mushroom fermenting solution	0		
1139	acceptable mushroom wine	4	good	
1140	practically non-alcoholic drinkable icy mushroom wine	1	good	
1141	practically non-alcoholic bad mushroom wine	1	decent	
1142	artisanal pointy mushroom wine	3	EPIC	
1143	perfectly mixed huge flat mushroom wine	4	EPIC	
1144	practically non-alcoholic acceptable cool mushroom wine	1	good	
1145	weak special tolerable knob mushroom wine	2	good	Effect: "Abyssal Blood", Effect Duration: 25
1146	practically non-alcoholic mediocre knoll mushroom wine	1	decent	
1147	mediocre squat mushroom wine	4	decent	
1148	delicious practically non-alcoholic shot of flower schnapps	1	awesome	
1149	spoiled flower petal pie	4	crappy	
1150	tolerable bottle of single-barrel whiskey	3	good	
1151	blinking reassuring medical-grade discarded plastic fork	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
1152	narrow gravy-covered maypole	0		Item Drop: +25, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2005-05"
1153	yummy Retenez L'Herbe Paté	4	awesome	
1154	vaporized blinking Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	1	good	
1155	letter from King Ralph XI	0		
1157	gravedigger's wholeberd	0		Spooky Damage: +10
1158	diffused denatured ghostly Meleegra™ pills	0		Effect: "Salamanderenity", Effect Duration: 30
1159	spinning mariachi G-string	0		
1160	narrow smartaleck's irate sombrero	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 3xLep, cap 11"
1161	shaking pile of candy	0		
1162	colloidal improved narrow purple handsomeness potion	0		Effect: "Taurus Rising", Effect Duration: 26
1163	modified ionized marzipan skull	0		Effect: "Swordholder", Effect Duration: 51
1164	poultrygeist	0		
1165	wobbly twirling hovering sombrero	0		
1166	maracas	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1167	plain brown wrapper	0		
1168	blurry less-than-three-shaped box	0		
1169	blue exactly-three-shaped box	0		
1170	chocolate box	0		
1171	green coffin	0		
1172	bouncing asbestos box	0		
1173	linoleum box	0		
1174	fuchsia chrome box	0		
1175	cryptic puzzle box	0		
1176	refrigerated biohazard container	0		
1177	squat magnetic field	0		
1178	shaking potted cactus	0		
1179	daisy	0		
1180	blurry shaking potted fern	0		
1181	tulip	0		
1182	jittery Venus flytrap	0		
1183	all-purpose flower	0		
1184	exotic orchid	0		
1185	shaking long-stemmed rose	0		
1186	gilded lily	0		
1187	deadly nightshade	0		
1188	lotus	0		
1189	can of asparagus	0		
1190	dodecapede	0		
1191	ghuol whelp	0		
1192	zmobie	0		
1193	Raggedy Hippy doll	0		
1194	stab bat	0		
1195	apathetic lizardman doll	0		
1196	ghostly yeti	0		
1197	blurry Mob Penguin	0		
1198	sabre-toothed lime	0		
1199	bugbear	0		
1200	huge flavorless mugcake	10	decent	
1201	small spoiled urinal cake	2	crappy	
1202	small stale Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	2	decent	
1203	moldy personalized birthday cake	3	crappy	
1204	rotten thick three-tiered wedding cake	5	crappy	
1205	spoiled snack-sized babycakes	2	crappy	
1206	delicious fancy velvet cake	3	awesome	Effect: "Hagnk's Gratitude", Effect Duration: 10
1207	tiny normal purple jittery blinking congratulatory cake	1	good	
1208	rotten gigantic fancy maroon skewed angel-food cake	7	crappy	Effect: "Dance of the Sugar Fairy", Effect Duration: 25
1209	flavorless blurry devil's-food cake	3	decent	
1210	thick rotten birthday party jellybean cheesecake	5	crappy	
1211	spinning spinning balloon	0		
1212	balloon	0		
1213	heart-shaped balloon	0		
1214	ghostly anniversary balloon	0		
1215	Mylar balloon	0		
1216	Kevlar balloon	0		
1217	wobbly thought balloon	0		
1218	huge rat head balloon	0		Familiar Weight: -3
1219	jittery mini-zeppelin	0		
1220	shaking auspicious Mr. Balloon	0		Item Drop: +10
1221	balloon	0		
1222	shaking Sherlock's Mr. Eh?	0		Item Drop: +25, Softcore Only
1224	gravedigger's veiny experienced steel shillelagh	0		Experience: +2, Maximum HP: +10, Spooky Damage: +10
1225	foul-smelling toasty manspreader's steel skullcap	0		Monster Level: +10, Hot Damage: +5, Stench Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, 1xFairy, cap 22"
1226	flame-retardant chilly steel solitaire of the blizzard	0		Cold Damage: +5, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +1, Single Equip
1227	narrow lard-coated Jack Frost's curative steel scarf	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip
1228	lion tamer's steel slacks of bravery of Flo-Jo	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Spooky Resistance: +5, Initiative: +100, Familiar Effect: "prismatic atk, 4xBarrr, cap 22"
1229	gravedigger's steel suspenders of Tarzan of the scaredy-cat	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Monster Level: -15, Spooky Damage: +10, Single Equip
1230	reassuring sizzling clever pikestaff	0		Maximum MP: +20, Hot Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +1
1231	reassuring manspreader's pith helmet of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Monster Level: +10, Spooky Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 45"
1232	Tesla supercharged pocketwatch of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: 70, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip
1233	sizzling dance instructor's pinky ring of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Hot Damage: +10, Single Equip
1234	Jeselnik's MacGyver's pants of the scaredy-cat	0		Maximum MP: +100, Monster Level: -15, Sleaze Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 45"
1235	skewed asbestos-lined flame-retardant pendant	0		Hot Resistance: 6, Four Songs, Single Equip
1236	Temple Grandin's strapping hockey stick of furious angry rage	0		Muscle: +5, Familiar Weight: +7
1237	spinning tapped lotus	0		
1238	glowsticks	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1239	red iced-out bling	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1240	limburger biker boots	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1241	carton of clove cigarettes	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1242	deflated inflatable dodecapede	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
1243	toy six-seater hovercraft	0		Familiar Weight: -5, Last Available: "2011-12"
1244	upside-down ghostly Glass Balls of the Goblin King of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15
1245	twirling Sherlock's Codpiece of the Goblin King	0		Item Drop: +25, Single Equip
1246	brawny rib of the Bonerdagon of the cougar of the blizzard	0		Moxie: +20, Muscle Percent: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +25
1247	vertebra of the Bonerdagon	0		
1248	tumbling dance instructor's Bonerdagon necklace of doom of bravery	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Resistance: +5
1249	Boss Bat britches of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xGhuol, cap 16"
1250	quilted Boss Bat bling of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Damage Absorption: +40
1251	stale Knob shroomkabob	3	decent	
1252	moldy fuchsia shroomkabob	3	crappy	
1253	red pile of jumping beans	0		
1254	rotten jumping bean burrito	4	crappy	
1255	rotten small green jumping bean burrito	2	crappy	
1256	flavorless insanely jumping bean burrito	3	decent	
1257	normal small rat scrapple	2	good	
1258	pail of pretentious paint	0		
1259	spinning sizzling sinister traffic cone	0		Spell Damage: +10, Hot Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 15", Last Available: "2005-06"
1260	yellow wax lips	0		Experience: +3, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2005-07"
1261	powdered Hatorade	1		Effect: "Aspect of the Twinklefairy", Effect Duration: 5
1262	greasy sage off-hand balloon of incineration	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
1263	pygmy bugbear shaman	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
1264	nose-bone fetish	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
1265	jittery gray box of sunshine	0		Free Pull
1266	bland gloomy mushroom	4	decent	
1267	squat dead mimic	0		
1268	pine wand	0		
1269	ebony wand	0		
1270	hexagonal wand	0		
1271	aluminum wand	0		
1272	upside-down marble wand	0		
1273	quilted magic lamp	0		Damage Absorption: +40
1274	altered bouncing Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs	1		
1275	jittery slick basic meat skirt	0		Moxie: +10, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, 3xFairy, cap 10"
1276	tolerable distilled Otorian Battle Scar	5	good	
1277	purple spinning Lo Pan's basic meat kilt	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 3xFairy, cap 10"
1278	mirror rosewater-soaked meat skirt	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 3xFairy, cap 11"
1279	hardy meat kilt	0		Maximum HP: +50, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 3xFairy, cap 11"
1280	brainy penguinskin mini-skirt	0		Mysticality: +5, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xFairy, cap 30"
1281	quilted penguinskin mini-kilt	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xFairy, cap 30"
1282	savvy yakskin skirt	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 35"
1283	maroon smooth yakskin kilt	0		Moxie: +15, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 35"
1284	boxer's hippopotamus skirt	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 32"
1285	jittery gray Sinatra's hippopotamus kilt	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 32"
1286	bouncing hale furry skirt	0		Maximum HP: +20, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xFairy, cap 37"
1287	studded furry kilt	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xFairy, cap 37"
1288	gnauga hide skirt of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "2.5xFairy, cap 20"
1289	baleful gnauga hide kilt	0		Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "2.5xFairy, cap 20"
1290	modified tarnished wind-up clock	0		Effect: "Vitali Tea", Effect Duration: 33
1291	wobbly Jekyllin hide belt of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2005-09"
1292	skirt / kilt kit	0		
1293	experienced ring of adornment	0		Experience: +2
1294	blurry olive dog trainer's ring of increase damage of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Experience (familiar): +1
1295	hardened ring of gain strength	0		Damage Reduction: 3
1296	mirror dangerous ring of resistance	0		Weapon Damage: +10
1297	tumbling fortified ring of fire resistance	0		Damage Absorption: +60
1298	ring of conflict of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
1299	rosy-cheeked pirate hook	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30
1300	personal trainer's monster bait	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Single Equip
1301	polarized polymerized dry gray narrow deodorant	0		Effect: "In a Lather", Effect Duration: 15
1302	deionized reodorant	0		Effect: "Happy Trails", Effect Duration: 32
1303	Mjolnir Jr.	0		
1304	doppelshifter egg	0		Free Pull
1305	makeup kit	0		Familiar Weight: +15
1306	pulsating Samson's traffic cone of chilblains	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Cold Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 2xLep, cap 15", Last Available: "2005-10"
1307	calm attention-deficit demon	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-10"
1308	unwound cymbal-playing monkey	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-10"
1309	attention spanner	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1310	funky fez	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1311	comfy blanket	0		Last Available: "2005-10"
1312	huge padded Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Single Equip
1313	hardy Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	0		Maximum HP: +50, Single Equip
1314	teal medical-grade Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 3xGhuol, cap 18"
1315	hale rose-colored glasses	0		Maximum HP: +20
1316	facsimile dictionary	0		
1317	blue blood flower	0		
1318	wobbly lovecat tail	0		
1319	plastic passion fruit	0		
1320	half-sized decent questionable taco	2	good	
1321	Doc's Miracle Cure	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
1322	lime green petrified time	0		Last Available: "2005-10"
1323	reassuring time helmet	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2005-10"
1324	skewed stiffened time trousers	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 25", Last Available: "2005-10"
1325	green shellacked time sword	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Last Available: "2005-10"
1326	chaotic Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "3xFairy, cap 7"
1327	Samson's Cloaca-Cola shield	0		Experience (Muscle): +5
1328	lion tamer's Cloaca-Cola fatigues	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Familiar Effect: "4xPotato, 1.5x Ghoul, cap 7"
1329	Sinatra's Dyspepsi-Cola shield	0		Experience (Moxie): +5
1330	Usain Bolt's Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	0		Initiative: +80, Familiar Effect: "3.5xPotato, 3xVolley, cap 7"
1331	rock-hard Cloaca-Cola helmet	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Familiar Effect: "3xFairy, cap 7"
1332	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	0		
1333	Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack	0		
1334	twirling Cloaca-Cola	0		
1335	Dyspepsi grenade	0		
1336	blurry Cloaca grenade	0		
1338	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	0		
1339	shaking Cloaca-Cola c-rations	0		
1340	huge Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	0		
1341	stiffened Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Single Equip
1342	picture of a dead guy's girlfriend	0		
1343	zombie pineal gland	0		Last Available: "2005-11"
1344	galvanized Gummi-Gnauga	0		Effect: "Cold Throat", Effect Duration: 40
1345	unsweetened blinking Now and Earlier	0		Effect: "Stimulated Brain", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2020-09"
1346	chilled Sugar Cog	0		Effect: "Ticking Clock", Effect Duration: 48
1347	loaded serum blowgun	0		Last Available: "2005-11"
1348	blinking empty blowgun	0		Last Available: "2005-11"
1349	miniscule temporal rip	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2005-11"
1350	upside-down 1.21 jigawatts	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2005-11"
1351	clever pinky ring	0		Maximum MP: +20, Single Equip
1352	fortified bad redrum	5	decent	
1353	upside-down ninja pirate zombie robot	0		
1354	blinking pile of pebbles	0		
1355	adequate bowl of oriole's nest soup	4	good	
1356	bunny liver	0		
1357	hand-crafted practically non-alcoholic mirror Mt. Noob Pale Ale	1	EPIC	
1358	pirate zombie head	0		Last Available: "2005-11"
1359	ninja pirate zombie robot head	0		Last Available: "2005-11"
1360	pirate zombie robot head	0		Last Available: "2005-11"
1361	avaricious disembodied smile	0		Meat Drop: +30, Single Equip
1362	blurry upside-down sausage	0		
1363	bouncing clockwork pirate skull	0		
1364	narrow rhesus monkey	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1365	adequate fancy bite-sized tofurkey leg	1	good	Effect: "The Solution", Effect Duration: 30
1366	flavorless immense yellow tofurkey gravy	10	decent	
1367	diet rotten olive herbal stuffing	1	crappy	
1368	normal can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	3	good	
1369	enchanted bland yams	3	decent	Effect: "Incredibly Hulking", Effect Duration: 45
1370	crafty rhinestone cowboy shirt	0		Maximum MP: +10
1371	Samson's gingham blouse	0		Experience (Muscle): +5
1372	tumbling grievous souvenir ski t-shirt	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50
1373	teal sweet nutcracker	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2005-12"
1374	mandible	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2005-12"
1375	lion tamer's plastic Crimbo wreath	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Single Equip, Last Available: "2005-12"
1376	plastic Uncle Crimbo of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2005-12"
1377	Temple Grandin's plastic Crimbo elf	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Last Available: "2005-12"
1378	stanky plastic sweet nutcracker	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2005-12"
1379	wobbly frightening plastic Crimbo reindeer	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2005-12"
1381	aspirin	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1382	chilled denatured blurry chocolate	0		Effect: "Stinky Hands", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2015-11"
1383	length of string	0		
1384	googly eye	0		
1385	stuffing	0		
1386	felt	0		
1387	squat block	0		
1388	huge skewed toy wheel	0		
1389	yo-yo	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
1390	top	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
1391	ball	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
1392	kite	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1393	pet rock	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1394	doppelshifter	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1395	teddy bear	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1396	grievous duck-on-a-string of the empath	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2005-12"
1397	upside-down red toy soldier	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1398	doll house	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1399	Herculean toy train	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2005-12"
1400	marionette of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2005-12"
1401	blue cool sock monkey	0		Moxie: +5, Last Available: "2005-12"
1402	ghostly yellow slick rag doll	0		Moxie: +10, Last Available: "2005-12"
1403	studded can of fake snow	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Last Available: "2005-12"
1404	upside-down blinking colored-light "necklace" of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2005-12"
1405	manspreader's tree skirt	0		Monster Level: +10, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 2xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2005-12"
1406	gigantic flavorless wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie	6	decent	Effect: "Wreathed in Merriment", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-06"
1407	adequate fancy blinking bell-shaped Crimbo cookie	3	good	Effect: "Fury of the Bells", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-06"
1408	rotten tree-shaped Crimbo cookie	3	crappy	Effect: "Yuletide Sappiness", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-06"
1409	Unionize The Elves sign of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2005-12"
1410	spinning sleeping snowy owl	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1411	Tome of Snowcone Summoning	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-01", Skill: "Summon Snowcones"
1412	irradiated snowcone	0		Effect: "Red-Shirted Escort", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2006-01"
1413	ionized ionized teal snowcone	0		Effect: "Eyes of the Dragon", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2006-01"
1414	activated aerosolized gray snowcone	0		Effect: "Clean-Shaven", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2006-01"
1415	concentrated fuchsia snowcone	0		Effect: "Nuts about Candy", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2006-01"
1416	boiled blurry snowcone	0		Effect: "Ass Over Teakettle", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2006-01"
1417	aerosolized mirror snowcone	0		Effect: "Grumpy and Ornery", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2006-01"
1418	pulsating Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2006-01"
1419	gray teddy bear sewing kit	0		Last Available: "2006-01"
1420	ghostly resourceful hardened traffic cone	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Maximum MP: +50, Familiar Effect: "2xLep, 2xFairy, cap 15", Last Available: "2006-01"
1421	huge Scandalously Skimpy Bikini	0		Four Songs, Single Equip
1422	Sombrero De Vida	0		Four Songs, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xPotato, 1xLep, cap 12"
1423	yellow iceberglet	0		Last Available: "2006-02"
1424	yellow gravedigger's ice sickle of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Spooky Damage: +10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2006-02"
1425	thinker's ice baby	0		Mysticality: +10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2006-02"
1426	Newton's ice pick	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1.5xLep, 1.5xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2006-02"
1427	auspicious ice skates of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Item Drop: +10, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2006-02"
1428	half-sized moldy pulsating grue egg omelette	2	crappy	
1429	roll of drink tickets	0		
1430	blinking pregnant gloomy mushroom	0		
1431	narrow pregnant mushroom	0		
1432	rotten yellow mushroom	4	crappy	
1433	fruit bowl	0		
1434	fruit basket	0		
1435	ghostly gray bouncing hot pink lipstick	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1436	hot stuffing	0		
1437	useless powder	0		
1438	vacuum-sealed nitrogenated pickled twinkly powder	0		Effect: "Human-Demon Hybrid", Effect Duration: 35
1439	denatured activated hot powder	0		Effect: "Transcendental Wind", Effect Duration: 14
1440	altered powder	0		Effect: "Greasy Flavor", Effect Duration: 46
1441	flattened energized anodized twirling powder	0		Effect: "Dreadful Chill", Effect Duration: 50
1442	ionized stench powder	0		Effect: "Nature's Bounty", Effect Duration: 24
1443	aerosolized cyan sleaze powder	0		Effect: "Frog In Your Throat", Effect Duration: 37
1444	non-Vulcanized twinkly nuggets	0		Effect: "'Roids of the Rhinoceros", Effect Duration: 23
1445	frozen ionized upside-down hot nuggets	0		Effect: "Bark of the Dog", Effect Duration: 56
1446	warmed skewed blue nuggets	0		Effect: "Stemonitis Storm", Effect Duration: 50
1447	warmed adjusted oxidized nuggets	0		Effect: "Disco Nirvana", Effect Duration: 26
1448	polymerized double-cold-filtered adjusted skewed stench nuggets	0		Effect: "Aspect of the Twinklefairy", Effect Duration: 62
1449	alkaline corrupted sleaze nuggets	0		Effect: "Oxygenated Blood", Effect Duration: 38
1450	distilled twinkly wad	1		
1451	altered hot wad	1		
1452	diluted jittery wad	1		
1453	mixed shaking wad	1		
1454	diluted olive stench wad	1		
1455	mixed upside-down sleaze wad	1		
1456	yellow double daisy	0		
1457	Goth Giant	0		
1458	rotten fancy Valentine's Day cake	3	crappy	Effect: "White-boy Angst", Effect Duration: 25
1459	arrow'd heart balloon	0		
1460	upside-down velvet box	0		
1461	fuchsia squashed frog	0		
1462	eye of newt	0		
1463	salamander spleen	0		
1464	sleazy fairy gravy	0		
1465	tumbling suede shortsword	0		
1466	bamboo bokuto	0		
1467	25-meat staff	0		
1468	huge two-handed depthsword	0		
1469	narrow wobbly bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme	0		
1470	lead yo-yo	0		
1471	slightly peevedbow	0		
1472	upside-down sack of doorknobs	0		
1473	ball-and-chain	0		
1474	automatic catapult	0		
1475	pentacorn hat	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 10"
1476	ghostly goofily-plumed helmet	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 17"
1477	skewed plastic hard hat	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 22"
1478	pulsating salad bowl	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 30"
1479	football helmet	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 37"
1480	chain-mail monokini	0		Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 4xBarrr, cap 7"
1481	gray union scalemail pants	0		Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, cap 12"
1482	paper-plate-mail pants	0		Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 2xBarrr, cap 20"
1483	bouncing purple troutpiece	0		Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr, cap 27"
1484	alpha-mail pants	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 35"
1485	aromatic careful rabbit's foot	0		Monster Level: -10, Stench Resistance: +1
1486	wobbly massive bag of catnip	0		
1487	hang glider	0		
1488	blurry March hat	0		Free Pull
1489	shaking dormouse	0		
1490	avaricious beefcake's chopsticks	0		Muscle: +25, Meat Drop: +30
1491	extremely unsafe rice bowl	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100
1492	narrow experienced ninja mop	0		Experience: +2
1493	wobbly Oprah's ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +50
1494	magnetized yellow sugar-coated pine cone	0		Effect: "Baconstoned", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2020-09"
1495	Sherlock's sinister traffic cone	0		Spell Damage: +10, Item Drop: +25, Familiar Effect: "2xLep, 2xFairy, cap 15", Last Available: "2006-03"
1496	bad watered-down gloomy mushroom wine	2	decent	
1497	lousy weak mushroom wine	2	decent	
1498	McPhee's Grimoire of Hilarious Object Summoning	0		Last Available: "2006-04", Skill: "Summon Hilarious Objects"
1499	whoopie cushion	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1500	tumbling fake fake vomit	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1501	flattened yellow explosion-flavored chewing gum	0		Effect: "Stinky Hands", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2006-04"
1502	clown hammer	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1503	blinking squat rubber emo roe	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1504	unsweetened snowcone	0		Effect: "Lubed", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2006-04"
1505	ice cube with a fly in it	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1506	spirit-forward artisanal enchanted calle de miel with a fly in it	5	EPIC	Effect: "Phairly Balanced", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2006-04"
1507	drinkable ghostly rockin' wagon with a fly in it	3	good	Last Available: "2006-04"
1508	irresponsibly strong bad maroon perpendicular hula with a fly in it	7	decent	Last Available: "2006-04"
1509	hand-crafted weak slap and tickle with a fly in it	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2006-04"
1510	skewed bag of airline peanuts	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1511	zippy fake hand	0		Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2006-04"
1512	powdered spinning red Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray	1		
1513	boiled Knob Goblin learning pill	1		
1514	pickled Knob Goblin eyedrops	1		
1515	dehydrated Knob Goblin nasal spray	1		
1516	spinning pulsating KWE-brand transistor radio	0		
1518	vampire heart	0		
1519	skewed Talisman of Bakula	0		Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Give In To Your Vampiric Urges"
1520	fireproof healthy Radio KoL Coffee Mug	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Hot Resistance: +3
1521	lime green Frank Gorshin trophy	0		
1522	narrow stanky clever Radio Free Jersey	0		Maximum MP: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +25
1523	bottle of used blood	0		
1524	wind-up chattering teeth	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1525	purple joybuzzer	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Shake Hands", Last Available: "2006-04"
1526	spinning wobbly pet rock "Snooty" disguise	0		Familiar Weight: +11, Equips On: "Pet Rock | Toothsome Rock | Bulky Buddy Box | Holiday Log", Last Available: "2006-04"
1527	diamond-studded fronts	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2006-04"
1528	spinning occult corkscrew of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Last Available: "2006-04"
1529	shaking St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1530	fake plastic grass	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
1531	mansplainer's grass skirt	0		Monster Level: +15, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1.5xFairy, cap 20", Last Available: "2011-01"
1532	spinning steel-toed grass hat	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 1xBarrr, cap 20", Last Available: "2011-01"
1533	asbestos-lined grass blade	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2011-01"
1534	raffle prize box	0		
1536	shaking homeless hobo spirit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-05"
1537	pulsating weegee sqouija	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
1538	sparkly engagement ring of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7, Single Equip
1539	pulsating Tam O'Shatner	0		Meat Drop: +50, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2005-03"
1540	ribald Grimacite goggles of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 31", Last Available: "2008-10"
1541	huge Grimacite glaive of the blizzard of temperance	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2008-10"
1542	twirling narrow Annie Oakley's Van der Graaf Grimacite greaves	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, 3xGhoul, cap 37", Last Available: "2008-10"
1543	Sinatra's Grimacite garter of the bloodbag	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Maximum HP: +100, Last Available: "2008-10"
1544	Grimacite galoshes of Leguizamo of horror	0		Monster Level: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2008-10"
1545	hardened wizardly Grimacite gorget	0		Mysticality: +25, Damage Reduction: 3, Last Available: "2008-10"
1546	upside-down thinker's Grimacite guayabera	0		Mysticality: +10, Last Available: "2008-10"
1547	stanky stiffened Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Stench Spell Damage: +25
1548	crafty therapeutic Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	0		Maximum MP: +10, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
1549	ghostly MSG	0		
1550	second-hand knockoff engagement ring of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Single Equip
1551	perfectly mixed bottle of Domesticated Turkey	3	EPIC	
1552	hand-crafted bottle of Definit	3	EPIC	
1553	hand-crafted bottle of Calcutta Emerald	3	EPIC	
1554	weak tolerable bottle of Lieutenant Freeman	2	good	
1555	smooth tumbling bottle of Jorge Sinsonte	3	awesome	
1556	fancy drinkable boxed champagne	4	good	Effect: "Mushroom Samba", Effect Duration: 15
1557	bland blue kumquat	3	decent	
1558	rotten tangerine	3	crappy	
1559	blinking tonic water	0		
1560	normal miniature cocktail onion	2	good	
1561	flavorless pulsating raspberry	3	decent	
1562	yummy kiwi	4	awesome	
1563	drinkable fancy whiskey bittersweet	4	good	Effect: "Blessing of the Pervy Noodles", Effect Duration: 45
1564	artisanal ghostly mimosette	3	EPIC	
1565	fancy distilled lousy purple tequila sunset	5	decent	Effect: "Pisces in the Skyces", Effect Duration: 15
1566	aged zmobie	4	awesome	Wiki Name: "Zmobie (drink)"
1567	tolerable wobbly gin and tonic	4	good	
1568	watered-down bad fuchsia vodka and tonic	2	decent	
1569	acceptable twirling vodka gibson	3	good	
1570	strong hand-crafted shaking gibson	5	EPIC	
1571	lousy parisian cathouse	4	decent	
1572	lousy rabbit punch	3	decent	
1573	extra-dry bad caipifruta	5	decent	
1574	practically non-alcoholic bad jittery teqiwila	1	decent	
1575	hand-crafted Divine	4	EPIC	
1576	perfectly mixed watered-down Gordon Bennett	2	super ultra EPIC	
1577	drinkable tangarita	3	good	
1578	lousy mandarina colada	3	decent	
1579	watered-down hand-crafted gimlet	2	super ultra EPIC	
1580	practically non-alcoholic acceptable brick road	1	good	
1581	high-proof tolerable vodka stratocaster	10	good	
1582	perfectly mixed weak Neuromancer	2	super ultra EPIC	
1583	hand-crafted upside-down narrow prussian cathouse	3	EPIC	
1584	hand-crafted weak Mae West	2	super ultra EPIC	
1585	artisanal jittery Mon Tiki	3	EPIC	
1586	perfectly mixed tumbling teqiwila slammer	4	EPIC	
1587	normal Knob lo mein	3	good	
1588	bland blue asparagus lo mein	3	decent	
1589	spoiled mirror Knoll lo mein	3	crappy	
1590	moldy lo mein	3	crappy	
1591	enchanted rotten jittery olive lo mein	4	crappy	Effect: "Tea-hee", Effect Duration: 30
1592	massive normal hot hi mein	9	good	
1593	decent hi mein	4	good	
1594	miniature normal red hi mein	2	good	
1595	stale tiny lime green hi mein	1	decent	
1596	thick stale sleazy hi mein	5	decent	
1597	upside-down Fonzie's Junior LAAAAME merit badge	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Last Available: "2006-05"
1598	blue mansplainer's Senior LAAAAME merit badge	0		Monster Level: +15, Last Available: "2006-05"
1599	jazz soap	0		Free Pull, Effect: "Jazz Hands", Effect Duration: 20
1600	delicious weak tangarita with a fly in it	2	awesome	
1601	special drinkable practically non-alcoholic mandarina colada with a fly in it	1	good	Effect: "Cringle's Curative Carol", Effect Duration: 25
1602	watered-down perfectly mixed prussian cathouse with a fly in it	2	EPIC	
1603	fancy aged Mae West with a fly in it	4	awesome	Effect: "Morninja", Effect Duration: 50
1604	dried spinning wobbly astronaut ice-cream	1		Effect: "Very Clean Guns", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2006-05"
1605	delectable catalyst	0		
1606	vaporized tumbling ultimate wad	1		
1607	frozen galvanized pressed upside-down bouncing libation of liveliness	0		Effect: "Using Protection", Effect Duration: 19
1608	vacuum-sealed red eyedrops of the ermine	0		Effect: "Spirit of Alph", Effect Duration: 45
1609	liquefied perfume of prejudice	0		Effect: "Hot Buttoned", Effect Duration: 62
1610	nitrogenated flattened eyedrops of the ocelot	0		Effect: "The Moxious Madrigal", Effect Duration: 17
1611	aerosolized huge potent potion of potency	0		Effect: "Human-Weird Thing Hybrid", Effect Duration: 44
1612	dry galvanized concentrated cordial of concentration	0		Effect: "It Didn't Kill You", Effect Duration: 23
1613	jittery double-paned coffin lid	0		Cold Resistance: +5
1614	blurry frosty satin shield	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10
1615	gray Van der Graaf Cerebral Cloche	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "1.5xLep, cap 22", Last Available: "2006-06"
1616	curative Cerebral Culottes	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, 1xGhoul, cap 22", Last Available: "2006-06"
1617	reassuring Newton's Cerebral Crossbow of the businessman	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Spooky Resistance: +1, Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2006-06"
1618	twirling ice stein	0		Last Available: "2006-06"
1619	shaking munchies pill	0		Last Available: "2006-06"
1620	homeopathic healing powder	0		Last Available: "2006-06"
1621	teal astral badger	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-06"
1622	colloidal squat astral mushroom	0		Effect: "Adventurer's Best Friendship", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2006-06"
1623	squat badger badge	0		Last Available: "2006-06"
1624	modified yellow upside-down blue-frosted astral cupcake	0		Effect: "All Glory To the Toad", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2006-06"
1625	energized double-enhanced green-frosted astral cupcake	0		Effect: "All Branned Up", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2006-06"
1626	improved orange-frosted astral cupcake	0		Effect: "Shawarma Warm War", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2006-06"
1627	activated purple-frosted astral cupcake	0		Effect: "Flambé-a-thon", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2006-06"
1628	chilled deionized wobbly pink-frosted astral cupcake	0		Effect: "Wintergreen Warmongery", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2006-06"
1629	upside-down brainy raspberry beret	0		Mysticality: +5, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, 2xLep, cap 12"
1630	slick pixel shield	0		Moxie: +10
1631	beer cartilage	0		
1632	Spanish fly trap	0		
1633	ghostly Spanish fly	0		
1634	artisanal blurry around the world	4	EPIC	
1635	bouncing scrumdiddlyumptious solution	0		
1636	Toddler-sized Dragon Costume	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Item Drop: +5, Softcore Only
1637	polarized quantum lime green mirror lotion of hotness	0		Effect: "Smelly Pants", Effect Duration: 24
1638	warmed lotion of coldness	0		Effect: "Tomato Power", Effect Duration: 21
1639	ionized wet ghostly lotion of spookiness	0		Effect: "Adrenaline Rush", Effect Duration: 35
1640	quadruple-colloidal dry lotion of stench	0		Effect: "20/20 Vision", Effect Duration: 45
1641	ionized upside-down lotion of sleaziness	0		Effect: "Wit Tea", Effect Duration: 65
1642	weak mediocre red Grimacite Bock	2	decent	Last Available: "2008-11"
1643	adequate wedge of gray cheese	3	good	Last Available: "2008-11"
1644	jittery hot and sauce	0		
1645	upside-down and sauce	0		
1646	narrow and sauce	0		
1647	stench and sauce	0		
1648	purple sleazy and sauce	0		
1649	skewed brick	0		Free Pull
1650	shaking maroon milk of magnesium	0		
1651	rotten super-sized foie gras	5	crappy	
1652	vacuum-sealed chilled chilled candy brain	0		Effect: "Infernal Thirst", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2020-09"
1653	pulsating blue stanky scorching shellacked jewel-eyed wizard hat	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Hot Damage: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Magic Missile", Familiar Effect: "atk, 5xVolley, 5xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2006-07"
1654	lightning-fast toasty wad of Crovacite	0		Hot Damage: +5, Initiative: +40
1655	arcane researcher's stylish collar	0		Moxie: +25, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10
1656	White Citadel Satisfaction Satchel	0		
1657	shaking onion shurikens	0		
1658	Cherry Cloaca Cola	0		
1659	Diet Cloaca Cola	0		
1660	huge Regular Cloaca Cola	0		
1661	Radio KoL Keychain of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50
1662	shaking careful Radio KoL Antenna Ball	0		Monster Level: -10
1663	wizardly Radio KoL Flashlight	0		Mysticality: +25
1664	upside-down nasty Radio KoL Maracas	0		Stench Damage: +5
1665	stanky Radio KoL Bottle Opener	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25
1666	smelly Radio KoL Patch	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10
1667	lime green Cat-Herding Prod of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20
1668	star boomerang of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20
1669	rosy-cheeked star stiletto	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30
1670	fraudwort	0		
1671	shysterweed	0		
1672	swindleblossom	0		
1673	brainy grave robbing shovel of doom	0		Mysticality: +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +50
1674	Jack Frost's superhero mask	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, 1xFairy, cap 2"
1675	pulsating ore	0		
1676	twirling styrofoam ore	0		
1677	bubblewrap ore	0		
1678	pet rock "Groucho" disguise	0		Familiar Weight: +11, Equips On: "Pet Rock | Toothsome Rock | Bulky Buddy Box | Holiday Log", Last Available: "2011-12"
1679	fuchsia flame-wreathed supercool sword	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +10
1680	blinking greedy staff of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Meat Drop: +20
1681	skewed purple coward's curative bubblewrap sword	0		Monster Level: -20, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
1682	pulsating flame-retardant bubblewrap staff of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Hot Resistance: +1
1683	shellacked bubblewrap crossbow of temperance	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Sleaze Resistance: +5
1684	olive Jim Carey's styrofoam sword of the blizzard	0		Monster Level: +25, Cold Spell Damage: +25
1685	blinking wholesome Fonzie's styrofoam staff	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Maximum HP Percent: +10
1686	clever supercool styrofoam crossbow	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Maximum MP: +20
1687	spinning Platinum Yendorian Express Card	0		
1688	scandalous beefy crossbow	0		Muscle: +10, Sleaze Damage: +5
1689	ribbon of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Last Available: "2006-07"
1690	bouncing clever discarded bottlecap of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Maximum MP: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 38"
1691	frightening veiny discarded torn-up glove	0		Maximum HP: +10, Spooky Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 0.5xPotato, cap 38"
1692	pickled wobbly skewed salamander slurry	0		Effect: "Third Based", Effect Duration: 45
1693	ionized eyedrops of newt	0		Effect: "The Real Deal", Effect Duration: 16
1694	corrupted magnetized Frogade	0		Effect: "Celestial Vision", Effect Duration: 67
1695	oxidized papotion of papower	0		Effect: "Petit Forbearance", Effect Duration: 22
1696	moldy super-sized royal jelly taco	5	crappy	
1697	diet decent fancy tofu taco	1	good	Effect: "Gemini Rising", Effect Duration: 45
1698	rotten red jumping bean taco	4	crappy	
1699	normal blurry gray catgut taco	3	good	
1700	flavorless goat cheese taco	3	decent	
1701	normal pr0n taco	4	good	
1702	concentrated flattened alphabet gum	0		Effect: "Red-Shirted Escort", Effect Duration: 15
1703	ghostly Comma Chameleon egg	0		Free Pull
1704	red shingle	0		
1705	spinning flaregun	0		
1706	squat hale rosy-cheeked sword of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Maximum HP: +20
1707	reassuring dangerous Socratic flypaper staff	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Weapon Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +1
1708	rosewater-soaked experienced grease gun of the dark arts	0		Experience: +2, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Stench Resistance: +3
1709	smartaleck's thinker's sword of static of temperance	0		Mysticality: +10, Moxie Percent: +30, Sleaze Resistance: +5
1710	upside-down purple horrifying stiffened studded wiffle-flail	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Damage Reduction: 1, Spooky Damage: +25
1711	blurry nasty electrified resourceful bubble bauble bow	0		Maximum MP: +50, Stench Damage: +5, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
1712	wobbly asbestos-lined Frost™ brand sword of James Dean of temperance	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Hot Resistance: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +5
1713	scandalous studded squeaky staff	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Sleaze Damage: +5
1714	shaking nippy Jim Carey's beefy can cannon	0		Muscle: +10, Monster Level: +25, Cold Damage: +10
1715	mirror lard-coated starchy sword	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
1716	starchy staff of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15
1717	smelly starchy crossbow	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10
1718	up-at-dawn groovy pestoblade	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Adventures: +5
1719	brawny poutine pole of the cheetah	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Initiative: +60
1720	olive Usain Bolt's curdflinger of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Initiative: +80
1721	muculent machete of the dark arts of the sewer	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Stench Damage: +25
1722	skewed ruddy glistening staff of the early riser	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Adventures: +7
1723	wobbly Usain Bolt's horrifying repeating crossbow	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Initiative: +80
1725	bigger stick	0		
1726	sinewy crossbow string	0		
1727	sturdy sword hilt	0		
1728	wizardly dense meat sword	0		Mysticality: +25
1729	bouncing dense meat staff of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1730	executive dense meat crossbow	0		Meat Drop: +40
1731	wobbly narrow resourceful extremely unsafe Spirit Precipice of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Maximum MP: +50
1732	spinning inspector's nippy smoldering staff of the businessman	0		Cold Damage: +10, Item Drop: +15, Meat Drop: +50
1733	Jeselnik's stiffened boxer's hot cross bow	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Damage Reduction: 1, Sleaze Damage: +25
1734	reassuring sword behind inappropriate prepositions of the glutton	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Food Drop: +100, Alters Page Text
1735	gravedigger's weightlifter's meatspout staff of wisdom	0		Muscle: +15, Mysticality: +15, Spooky Damage: +10
1736	narrow wholesome grievous deadly carob cannon	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Maximum HP Percent: +10
1737	shuddersword of wisdom of Gandalf of the cheetah	0		Mysticality: +15, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Initiative: +60
1738	gray MacGyver's supercool hairy staff	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Maximum MP: +100, Item Drop: +5
1739	ghostly executive frosty Fonzie's projectile icemaker	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +40
1740	prompt double-paned Temple Grandin's buffalo blade	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Cold Resistance: +5, Adventures: +3
1741	auspicious cheesestick of the boozehound	0		Item Drop: +10, Booze Drop: +100
1742	censurious manspreader's potato pistol	0		Monster Level: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +3
1743	slick savory sword	0		Moxie: +10
1744	mirror wizardly savory staff	0		Mysticality: +25
1745	teal Socratic savory crossbow	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1
1746	shellacked Super Magic Power Sword X of the dark arts of the empath	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Damage Reduction: 7, Familiar Weight: +5
1747	steel-toed rock-hard soylent staff	0		Damage Reduction: 14
1748	narrow goulauncher of the empath of the cheetah	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Initiative: +60
1749	defective skull	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
1750	Jack Frost's Gnollish pie server	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50
1751	thinker's Gnollish slotted spoon	0		Mysticality: +10
1752	tumbling reassuring Knob Goblin spatula	0		Spooky Resistance: +1
1753	squat greasy jack flapper	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
1754	blue Socratic filthy pestle	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1
1755	hale Knob Goblin melon baller	0		Maximum HP: +20
1756	gray brainy huge spoon	0		Mysticality: +5
1757	blurry wizardly pizza cutter	0		Mysticality: +25
1758	extremely unsafe star spatula	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100
1759	mansplainer's sinister foon of fulmination	0		Spell Damage: +10, Monster Level: +15
1760	upside-down padded Socratic foon of frigidity	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Damage Absorption: +20
1761	foon of foulness of horror of Flo-Jo	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Initiative: +100
1762	brawny boxer's foon of fearfulness	0		Muscle Percent: 30
1763	upside-down Newton's beefcake's foon of fleshiness	0		Muscle: +25, Experience (Mysticality): +3
1764	Spookyraven library key	0		
1765	Spookyraven gallery key	0		
1766	Spookyraven ballroom key	0		
1767	upside-down pack of chewing gum	0		
1768	Gnomish toolbox	0		
1769	normal fricasseed brains	4	good	
1770	stale brains casserole	3	decent	
1771	spinning ghostly grievous butcherknife	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50
1772	sage corn holder	0		Mysticality Percent: +10
1773	manspreader's eggbeater	0		Monster Level: +10
1774	special bad watered-down skewed bottle of popskull	2	decent	Effect: "Good Karma", Effect Duration: 30
1775	dishrag of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25
1776	yummy stale baguette	3	awesome	
1777	leftovers of indeterminate origin	0		
1778	bland dinner	4	decent	
1779	scorching katana	0		Hot Damage: +25, Synergetic
1780	ram stick of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3
1781	enchantlers of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xLep, cap 28"
1782	upside-down pulsating frosty brainy ram-battering staff	0		Mysticality: +5, Cold Spell Damage: +10
1783	half-sized moldy crazy Turkish delight	2	crappy	
1784	shaking aromatic Snow Queen Crown of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Stench Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xGhuol, cap 28"
1785	Jack Frost's ga-ga radio of the cougar of the bloodbag	0		Moxie: +20, Maximum HP: +100, Cold Spell Damage: +50
1786	green six pack of Mountain Stream	0		
1787	denatured quadruple-tarnished wobbly bag of Cheat-Os	0		Effect: "Concentrated Concentration", Effect Duration: 44
1788	unrefined Mountain Stream syrup	0		
1789	Mob Penguin	0		
1790	triple-distilled drinkable Ram's Face Lager	6	good	
1791	ram horns	0		
1792	rock-hard dangerous slick Travoltan trousers	0		Moxie: +10, Weapon Damage: +10, Damage Reduction: 5, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 2xLep, 1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2006-09", Moxie May Control MP
1793	spinning Usain Bolt's curative pool cue	0		Initiative: +80, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
1794	galvanized handful of hand chalk	0		Effect: "Innately Strong", Effect Duration: 52
1795	stanky Counterclockwise Watch	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Nonstackable Watch
1796	blurry bone collar	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1797	purple mirror misshapen animal skeleton	0		
1798	pile of animal bones	0		
1799	animal skull	0		
1800	tumbling animal cranium	0		
1801	animal jawbone	0		
1802	first cervical vertebra	0		
1803	second cervical vertebra	0		
1804	jittery third cervical vertebra	0		
1805	ghostly huge fourth cervical vertebra	0		
1806	fifth cervical vertebra	0		
1807	sixth cervical vertebra	0		
1808	blinking seventh cervical vertebra	0		
1809	ghostly first thoracic vertebra	0		
1810	second thoracic vertebra	0		
1811	third thoracic vertebra	0		
1812	tumbling fourth thoracic vertebra	0		
1813	fifth thoracic vertebra	0		
1814	huge sixth thoracic vertebra	0		
1815	seventh thoracic vertebra	0		
1816	eighth thoracic vertebra	0		
1817	ninth thoracic vertebra	0		
1818	blinking tenth thoracic vertebra	0		
1819	eleventh thoracic vertebra	0		
1820	spinning twelfth thoracic vertebra	0		
1821	first lumbar vertebra	0		
1822	second lumbar vertebra	0		
1823	third lumbar vertebra	0		
1824	fourth lumbar vertebra	0		
1825	blurry fifth lumbar vertebra	0		
1826	yellow sixth lumbar vertebra	0		
1827	seventh lumbar vertebra	0		
1828	sacral vertebrae	0		
1829	squat first caudal vertebra	0		
1830	tumbling second caudal vertebra	0		
1831	third caudal vertebra	0		
1832	fourth caudal vertebra	0		
1833	fifth caudal vertebra	0		
1834	sixth caudal vertebra	0		
1835	seventh caudal vertebra	0		
1836	skewed upside-down narrow eighth caudal vertebra	0		
1837	ninth caudal vertebra	0		
1838	tenth caudal vertebra	0		
1839	blurry left first rib	0		
1840	left second rib	0		
1841	left third rib	0		
1842	spinning left fourth rib	0		
1843	blurry left fifth rib	0		
1844	upside-down left sixth rib	0		
1845	wobbly blurry left seventh rib	0		
1846	left eighth rib	0		
1847	mirror left ninth rib	0		
1848	left tenth rib	0		
1849	narrow lime green left eleventh rib	0		
1850	left twelfth rib	0		
1851	squat right first rib	0		
1852	cyan narrow right second rib	0		
1853	right third rib	0		
1854	right fourth rib	0		
1855	right fifth rib	0		
1856	right sixth rib	0		
1857	right seventh rib	0		
1858	wobbly right eighth rib	0		
1859	huge gray huge right ninth rib	0		
1860	cyan right tenth rib	0		
1861	narrow right eleventh rib	0		
1862	right twelfth rib	0		
1863	twirling animal pelvis	0		
1864	yellow left scapula	0		
1865	right scapula	0		
1866	shaking left clavicle	0		
1867	spinning right clavicle	0		
1868	left humerus	0		
1869	blurry blinking right humerus	0		
1870	left radius	0		
1871	right radius	0		
1872	left ulna	0		
1873	blinking maroon right ulna	0		
1874	left femur	0		
1875	right femur	0		
1876	jittery left tibia	0		
1877	right tibia	0		
1878	left fibula	0		
1879	right fibula	0		
1880	blurry left kneecap	0		
1881	right kneecap	0		
1882	left first front claw	0		
1883	left second front claw	0		
1884	left third front claw	0		
1885	left fourth front claw	0		
1886	right first front claw	0		
1887	right second front claw	0		
1888	right third front claw	0		
1889	right fourth front claw	0		
1890	green left thumb	0		
1891	bouncing right thumb	0		
1892	left first rear claw	0		
1893	left second rear claw	0		
1894	upside-down left third rear claw	0		
1895	left fourth rear claw	0		
1896	right first rear claw	0		
1897	pulsating right second rear claw	0		
1898	right third rear claw	0		
1899	right fourth rear claw	0		
1900	upside-down 1-ball of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20
1901	studded 2-ball	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Item Drop: +5
1902	hardy ruddy 3-ball	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Maximum HP: +50
1903	jittery fireproof stanky 4-ball	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +3
1904	red electrified 5-ball of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
1905	padded thinker's 6-ball	0		Mysticality: +10, Damage Absorption: +20
1906	mirror maroon Tesla 7-ball	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
1907	8-ball	0		
1910	squat auspicious horrifying clockwork sword of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Spooky Damage: +25, Item Drop: +10
1911	cyan coward's Tesla steel-toed clockwork staff	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Monster Level: -20, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
1912	Temple Grandin's Rosewater's savvy clockwork crossbow	0		Mysticality Percent: 50, Familiar Weight: +7
1913	clockwork handle	0		
1914	twirling blurry clockwork rod	0		
1915	clockwork shank	0		
1916	Lord Spookyraven's spectacles	0		
1917	purple wallet	0		
1918	coin purse	0		
1919	narrow English to A. F. U. E. Dictionary	0		
1920	bizarre illegible sheet music	0		
1921	boxer's wakizashi	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Synergetic
1922	bouncing gob of wet hair	0		
1923	jittery roll of toilet paper	0		Free Pull
1924	tattered wolf standard	0		
1925	bouncing tumbling tattered snake standard	0		
1926	jittery huge KoL Con 3-D Glasses	0		Familiar Effect: "8xLep, 1xFairy, cap 2"
1927	bouncing scary death orb	0		
1928	tuning fork	0		
1929	greaves of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Breakable, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr"
1930	huge squat foul-smelling ruddy helmet	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Stench Damage: +10, Breakable, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato, 0.5xFairy"
1931	hardy spear of bravery	0		Maximum HP: +50, Spooky Resistance: +5, Breakable
1932	gray shield of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Breakable
1933	bouncing pitchfork of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25
1934	cyan wobbly broken sword of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50
1935	upside-down blue censurious snarling wolf shield	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Synergetic
1936	supercool lupine sword	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Synergetic
1937	quilted snake shield	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Synergetic
1938	Jim Carey's serpentine sword	0		Monster Level: +25, Synergetic
1939	grouchy restless spirit	0		
1940	teal blinking ribald Tesla 9-ball of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Sleaze Damage: +10, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
1941	fuchsia Jack Frost's seal pendant of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Class: "Seal Clubber", Single Equip
1942	healthy smartaleck's turtle brooch	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Single Equip
1943	flame-retardant deadly noodle ring	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Hot Resistance: +1, Class: "Pastamancer", Single Equip
1944	veiny saucepan earring of the brazier	0		Maximum HP: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Class: "Sauceror", Single Equip
1945	deadly disco ball pendant of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: 25, Class: "Disco Bandit", Single Equip
1946	red accordion pin of the scaredy-cat of temperance	0		Monster Level: -15, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Class: "Accordion Thief", Single Equip
1947	nippy energetic worn tophat	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Cold Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xLep, cap 31"
1948	lightning-fast manspreader's tap shoes	0		Monster Level: +10, Initiative: +40, Single Equip
1949	yummy Manetwich	3	awesome	
1950	twirling bottle of Vangoghbitussin	0		
1951	extra-dry acceptable purple bottle of Pinot Renoir	5	good	
1952	rotten mirror gray desiccated apricot	3	crappy	
1953	triple-distilled acceptable flute of flat champagne	8	good	
1954	huge decent blinking dehydrated caviar	10	good	
1955	skewed styrofoam peanuts	0		
1956	hand-crafted purple snifter of thoroughly aged brandy	4	EPIC	
1957	olive quill pen	0		
1958	inkwell	0		
1959	tattered scrap of paper	0		
1960	upside-down scroll of forbidden unspeakable evil	0		
1961	can of Binarrrca	0		Free Pull, Effect: "Talking Like a Pirate", Effect Duration: 50
1962	dry Bit O' Ectoplasm	0		Effect: "Eagle Eyes", Effect Duration: 38
1963	dance card	0		
1964	narrow opera mask of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xBarrr, cap 2"
1965	bottle of Monsieur Bubble	0		
1966	huge baleful Amulet of Yendor of the detective	0		Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-12"
1967	jitterbug larva	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2007-10"
1968	bottle of perfume	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1969	spoon!	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1970	nervous tick egg	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2007-10"
1971	plastic pumpkin bucket	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Item Drop: +13, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2006-10", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.35
1972	shrimp fork of the bloodbag of courage	0		Maximum HP: +100, Spooky Resistance: +3
1973	blurry half of a memo	0		
1974	cocoabo	0		
1975	tumbling baby gravy fairy	0		
1976	gravy fairy	0		
1977	green gravy fairy	0		
1978	gravy fairy	0		
1979	mirror shaking gravy fairy	0		
1980	twirling sleazy gravy fairy	0		
1981	astral badger	0		
1982	MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech	0		
1983	hand turkey	0		
1984	snowy owl	0		
1985	blinking scary death orb	0		
1986	mind flayer	0		
1987	undead elbow macaroni	0		
1988	red angry cow	0		
1989	lime green Cheshire bitten	0		
1990	lime green yo-yo	0		
1991	rubber WWJD? bracelet	0		
1992	jittery rubber WWBD? bracelet	0		
1993	rubber WWSPD? bracelet	0		
1994	rubber WWtNSD? bracelet	0		
1995	heart necklace	0		Free Pull
1996	right half of a heart necklace	0		
1997	shaking left half of a heart necklace	0		
1998	pack of KWE trading card	0		
1999	blinking stick of "gum"	0		
2000	Das Überkühlraum trading card	0		
2001	Vaso De Agua trading card	0		
2002	mirror jittery The Grand Poo-Bah trading card	0		
2003	Thorny Toad trading card	0		
2004	Chori Zo trading card	0		
2005	Morbidda trading card	0		
2006	upside-down Poison Oak trading card	0		
2007	Princess Rutabaga trading card	0		
2008	Roo trading card	0		
2009	jittery Woldo trading card	0		
2010	pulsating The Snake trading card	0		
2011	Nayztameetjoo trading card	0		
2012	mirror Arrrmetia trading card	0		
2013	Serenity trading card	0		
2014	Inndya trading card	0		
2015	Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card	0		
2016	blue diamond necklace	0		
2017	spinning spade necklace	0		
2018	club necklace	0		
2019	cream pie	0		Free Pull
2020	rotten cherry pie	4	crappy	
2021	adequate strawberry pie	3	good	
2022	half-sized normal wobbly lemon meringue pie	2	good	
2023	fuchsia Genalen™ Bottle	1	good	
2024	delicious huge mixed wildflower greens	3	awesome	
2025	miniature flavorless handful of walnuts	2	decent	
2026	moldy green nutty organic salad	4	crappy	
2027	adequate bite-sized super salad	1	good	
2028	adequate tofu wonton	3	good	
2029	blinking hippy protest button	0		Single Equip, Thorns: 1
2030	avaricious Oprah's Lockenstock™ sandals	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Meat Drop: +30, Single Equip
2031	dog trainer's didgeridooka	0		Experience (familiar): +1
2032	lightning-fast strapping bullet-proof corduroys	0		Muscle: +5, Initiative: +40, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xBarrr, cap 42"
2033	thinker's round sunglasses	0		Mysticality: +10, Single Equip
2034	fireproof wicker shield	0		Hot Resistance: +3
2035	ghostly Marquis de Poivre soda	0		
2036	anodized quadruple-vacuum-sealed energized blurry radium-flavored potato chips	0		Effect: "critical.enh", Effect Duration: 29
2037	quadruple-adjusted deionized anodized wintergreen-flavored potato chips	0		Effect: "So You Can Work More...", Effect Duration: 67
2038	energized boiled ennui-flavored potato chips	0		Effect: "Souper Vengeful", Effect Duration: 27
2039	x-ray specs	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2040	jittery patchouli oil bomb	0		
2041	ferret bait	0		
2042	ghostly exploding hacky-sack	0		
2043	narrow blurry hemp net	0		
2044	your father's MacGuffin diary	0		
2045	decent brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings	4	good	
2046	stale cyan frat brats	4	decent	
2047	big stale knob ka-bobs	5	decent	
2049	hand-crafted spirit-forward pulsating can of Swiller	5	EPIC	
2050	broken wings	0		
2051	squat sunken eyes	0		
2052	wobbly reassembled blackbird	0		
2053	bust of Pallas	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2054	red market map	0		
2055	snake skin	0		
2056	enhanced adder bladder	0		Effect: "Cruisin' for a Bruisin'", Effect Duration: 52
2057	upside-down pension check	0		
2058	picnic basket	0		
2059	boiled Black No. 2	0		Effect: "Turtle Power", Effect Duration: 12
2060	smelly sage sword	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +10
2061	olive frosty helmet	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 40"
2062	ghostly narrow lightning-fast deadly shield	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Initiative: +40
2063	spoiled blackberry	3	crappy	
2064	maroon forged identification documents	0		
2065	teal blinking PADL Phone	0		
2066	Van der Graaf sage kick-ass kicks	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip
2067	sake bomb	0		
2068	tequila grenade	0		
2069	blinking medical-grade beer helmet	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "0.5xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 42"
2070	jittery Jeselnik's stanky distressed denim pants	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xPotato, cap 42"
2071	Van der Graaf perforated battle paddle	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
2072	bouncing stiffened flashing novelty button of Flo-Jo	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Initiative: +100
2073	blinking Annie Oakley's personal trainer's glowstick	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Last Available: "2006-10", Raveosity: +1
2074	blinking brainy anniversary chutney sculpture	0		Mysticality: +5
2075	sizzling spandex anniversary shorts	0		Hot Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "5xVolley, 10xLep, cap 2"
2076	bouncing tumbling zippy jar of anniversary jam	0		Initiative: +20
2077	jittery lightning-fast bucket of anniversary lard	0		Initiative: +40
2078	squat occult anniversary concrete fedora	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Familiar Effect: "5xVolley, 5xLep, cap 2"
2079	shaking medical-grade Rosewater's makeshift turban	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Blind, Familiar Effect: "1.5xBarrr, 1xLep, cap 25"
2080	MacGyver's makeshift cape	0		Maximum MP: +100
2081	gray frightening makeshift skirt	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 25"
2082	teal toothbrush	0		
2083	upside-down makeshift crane	0		
2084	lime green upside-down can of starch	0		
2085	mixed mirror upside-down bottle of ultravitamins	1		
2086	powdered bottle of cough syrup	1		
2087	vaporized skewed tube of hair oil	1		
2088	flattened Daffy Taffy	0		Effect: "Really Deep Breath", Effect Duration: 36
2089	red spinning Crimboween memo	0		Last Available: "2006-10"
2090	maroon censurious family-friendly electrified sinister pilgrim shield of mayonnaise	0		Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Resistance: 4, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2006-11"
2091	skewed bath salts	0		
2092	hand mirror	0		
2093	teal squat razor-sharp hors d'oeuvre tray	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25
2094	rotten ballroom blintz	3	crappy	
2095	towel	0		
2096	twisted lime green shaking guy made of bee pollen	1		
2097	17-ball of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100
2098	mirror filthy lucre	0		
2099	squat hobo gristle	0		
2100	shredded can label	0		
2101	mirror bloodstained briquette	0		
2102	pulsating greasy dreadlock	0		
2103	vial of pirate sweat	0		
2104	upside-down empty aftershave bottle	0		
2105	coal button	0		
2106	twirling burned-out arcanodiode	0		
2107	non-Euclidean hoof	0		
2108	bouncing lime green rock	0		
2109	stringy sinew	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2110	stick	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2111	tooth	0		
2112	leaf	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2113	greedy wheel	0		Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2006-12"
2114	yo	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2115	blinking strapping prehistoric spear	0		Muscle: +5, Last Available: "2006-12"
2116	squat stick-on-a-string	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2117	miser's fire of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Meat Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xVolley, cap 2", Last Available: "2023-09"
2118	leaf tube	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2119	lit cigar	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2120	chilly Grateful Undead T-shirt	0		Cold Damage: +5
2121	quilted ASCII shirt	0		Damage Absorption: +40
2122	manspreader's safety vest of the glutton	0		Monster Level: +10, Food Drop: +100
2123	teal eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7
2125	Ye Olde Navy Fleece of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50
2126	auspicious Herculean bronze breastplate	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Item Drop: +10
2127	foul-smelling hat hacker T-shirt of bravery	0		Stench Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +5
2128	vampire collar	0		Single Equip
2129	yellow possessed top	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
2130	occult killer rag doll	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Last Available: "2006-12"
2131	upside-down tree-eating kite	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2132	upside-down therapeutic incredibly marionette	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2006-12"
2133	blinking shaking dress ball	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
2134	dog trainer's mad scientist's sock monkey	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Last Available: "2006-12"
2135	alien blob	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2136	grievous Fonzie's vampire duck-on-a-string	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2006-12"
2137	mirror Jim Carey's toy crazy train	0		Monster Level: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2006-12"
2138	bouncing razor-tipped yo-yo	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
2139	toy mercenary	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2140	length of string	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2141	toy wheel	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2142	narrow block	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2143	cyan felt	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2144	blue evil googly eye	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2145	stuffing	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2146	evil teddy bear	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2147	narrow evil teddy bear sewing kit	0		
2148	toothsome rock	0		
2149	decent tiny frank	1	good	Last Available: "2011-12"
2150	jumbo rotten plate of franks and beans	5	crappy	Last Available: "2011-12"
2151	hand-crafted shot of blackberry schnapps	3	EPIC	
2152	purple capacitor relay	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2153	carbon nanotube frame	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2154	ion grid	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2155	cyan huge Feynman gate	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2156	skewed logic synthesizer	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2157	high-resistance ultrapolymer plating	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2158	teal servomechanical torsion facilitator	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2159	bouncing quantum polarity inducer	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2160	wobbly bi-lateral logic compressor	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2161	computronic processing unit	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2162	reverse-oscillating klystron	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2163	sub-molecular interocitor	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2164	ghostly recursive spline reticulator	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2165	pulsating atomic vector plotter	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2166	ion-pulse modulation stabilizer	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2167	upside-down maroon hyperbolic plasma focuser	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2168	skewed toy ray gun of the dark arts of mayonnaise	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2006-12"
2169	ghostly family-friendly reassuring toy space helmet	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 43", Last Available: "2006-12"
2170	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2006-12", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.3
2171	tumbling Jeselnik's astronaut pants of temperance	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1.5xPotato, cap 43", Last Available: "2006-12"
2172	stylish toy jet pack	0		Moxie: +25, Last Available: "2006-12"
2173	triangular stone	0		
2174	mossy stone sphere	0		
2175	smooth stone sphere	0		
2176	cracked stone sphere	0		
2177	rough stone sphere	0		
2178	clever obsidian dagger	0		Maximum MP: +20
2179	archaeologist's notebook	0		
2180	maroon amulet	0		
2181	chocolate lump	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2182	Harold's hammer head	0		
2183	lime green Harold's hammer handle	0		
2184	Harold's hammer	0		
2185	Kiss the Knob apron of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25
2186	unlit birthday cake	0		
2187	lit birthday cake	0		
2188	fancy cyan flask of peppermint oil	1	good	Effect: "Amorous Avarice", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2006-12"
2189	perfectly mixed weak shaking flask of peppermint schnapps	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2006-12"
2190	narrow twirling yuletide troll chrysalis	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-12"
2191	spinning book of carols	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2192	wobbly sheet music	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2193	half-sized spoiled candy stake	2	crappy	Last Available: "2006-12"
2194	watered-down mediocre eggnog	2	decent	Last Available: "2006-12"
2195	diet toothsome unspeakable fruitcake	1	awesome	Last Available: "2006-12"
2196	bland squat gingerbread horror	3	decent	Last Available: "2006-12"
2197	ionized but probably evil chocolate	0		Effect: "Gemini Rising", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2006-12"
2198	toothsome huge twirling bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	10	awesome	Effect: "Bells in the Batfry", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2023-06"
2199	normal skull-shaped Crimboween cookie	4	good	Effect: "Carol of the Bones", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-06"
2200	spoiled tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie	3	crappy	Effect: "Crimbo Epiphany", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-06"
2201	miser's plastic gift-wrapping vampire	0		Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2006-12"
2202	purple baleful plastic yuletide troll	0		Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2006-12"
2203	therapeutic plastic skeletal reindeer	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2006-12"
2204	crafty plastic Crimboween pentagram	0		Maximum MP: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2006-12"
2205	Sinatra's plastic Scream Queen	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Last Available: "2006-12"
2206	time sleigh	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-12"
2207	upside-down Temple Grandin's Crimbo tiki necklace	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Last Available: "2006-12"
2208	tumbling olive lard-coated Samson's bobble-hip hula elf doll	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2006-12"
2209	Rosewater's Crimbo ukulele	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Last Available: "2006-12"
2210	olive dog trainer's shellacked Tiki lighter	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Experience (familiar): +1, Last Available: "2006-12", Stat Tuning: "Moxie"
2211	mirror MacGyver's deck of tropical cards of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Maximum MP: +100, Last Available: "2006-12", Stat Tuning: "Mysticality"
2212	stanky smooth tropical paperweight	0		Moxie: +15, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2006-12", Stat Tuning: "Muscle"
2213	tropical Crimbo pressie	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2214	tropical wrapping paper	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2215	purple fireproof Tropical Crimbo Hat	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, 1.5xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2006-12"
2216	twirling Oprah's Tropical Crimbo Shorts	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhoul", Last Available: "2006-12"
2217	half-sized flavorless blurry super ka-bob	2	decent	
2218	moldy small beer basted brat	2	crappy	
2219	smooth Tropical Crimbo Sword	0		Moxie: +15, Last Available: "2006-12"
2220	dry chilled and Crimboween candy	0		Effect: "Human-Weird Thing Hybrid", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2020-09"
2221	Great Ball of Frozen Fire	0		Last Available: "2007-01"
2222	frightening sinister liar's pants	0		Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Damage: +5, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cold atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2007-01"
2223	squat executive occult juggler's balls	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Meat Drop: +40, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2007-01"
2224	ghostly scorching pink shirt	0		Hot Damage: +25, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2007-01"
2225	teal familiar doppelgänger	0		Monster Level: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2007-01"
2226	Sinatra's Fonzie's evil eyeball pendant	0		Experience (Moxie): 6, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2007-01"
2227	quadruple-alkaline polymerized wobbly arse-a'fire elixir	0		Effect: "Oleaginous Soles", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2007-01"
2228	alkaline upside-down bouncing cosmic lemonade	0		Effect: "Seeing Colors", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2007-01"
2229	extra-anodized super-enhanced toad horn	0		Effect: "damage.enh", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2007-01"
2230	icicle katana	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2231	mote	0		
2232	smudged alchemical recipe	0		
2233	narrow auspicious bow tie	0		Item Drop: +10, Clowniness: 75
2234	steel-toed calavera concertina	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Song Duration: 7
2235	fuchsia tumbling horrifying curative ratarang	0		Spooky Damage: +25, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
2236	flattened extra-vacuum-sealed turtle pheromones	0		Effect: "Coldfinger", Effect Duration: 46
2237	pygmy blowgun	0		
2238	cool pygmy nose-bone	0		Moxie: +5, Single Equip
2239	upside-down lard-coated arcane researcher's bad voodoo mask	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xGhuol, cap 40"
2240	blue bottle of alcohol	0		
2241	blinking narrow supercool pygmy spear	0		Moxie Percent: +20
2242	adjusted alkaline upside-down cyan pygmy pygment	0		Effect: "Floundering", Effect Duration: 47
2243	blue ribald energetic headhunter necktie	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Sleaze Damage: +10, Single Equip
2244	supercharged Fonzie's pointed stick	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Maximum MP Percent: +30
2245	skewed savvy knobby helmet turtle	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xFairy, cap 5"
2246	slick knobby kneepads	0		Moxie: +10
2247	Annie Oakley's sewer turtle	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20
2248	baleful deadly sebaceous shield	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Spell Damage: +25
2249	spinning medical-grade skeletortoise	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 2xFairy, cap 7"
2251	teal crafty box turtle	0		Maximum MP: +10
2252	frightening box turtle	0		Spooky Damage: +5
2253	vibrating dance instructor's bottlecap turtle	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Maximum MP Percent: +10
2254	toasty sinister bubblewrap bottlecap turtleban of the empath	0		Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Weight: +5, Hot Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 2xLep, cap 17"
2255	Jeselnik's furry turtle	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, 2xFairy, cap 11"
2256	skewed hardened furry earmuffs	0		Damage Reduction: 3
2257	avaricious chilly reinforced furry underpants	0		Cold Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +30
2258	"I Love Me, Vol. I"	0		
2259	narrow photograph of God	0		
2260	hard rock candy	0		
2261	green hard-boiled ostrich egg	0		
2262	bird rib	0		
2263	lion oil	0		
2264	moldy narrow stunt nuts	3	crappy	
2265	adequate wet stew	4	good	
2266	wet stunt nut stew	0		
2267	red Mega Gem	0		
2268	twirling gray shellacked Staff of Fats	0		Damage Reduction: 7
2269	fancy decent super-sized sausage wonton	5	good	Effect: "Hair on Your Chest", Effect Duration: 20
2270	shellacked belt of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Damage Reduction: 7, Single Equip
2271	artisanal bottle of Merlot	3	EPIC	
2272	bad extra-dry bottle of Port	5	decent	
2273	bad cyan bottle of Pinot Noir	3	decent	
2274	acceptable bottle of Zinfandel	3	good	
2275	delicious bottle of Marsala	3	awesome	
2276	hand-crafted triple-distilled bottle of Muscat	8	EPIC	
2277	Fernswarthy's key	0		
2278	huge Fernswarthy's letter	0		
2279	book	0		
2280	Manual of Labor	0		
2281	Manual of Transmission	0		
2282	Manual of Dexterity	0		
2283	prompt seal-skull helmet	0		Adventures: +3, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
2284	petrified noodles	0		
2285	ghostly shaking chisel	0		
2286	Eye of Ed	0		
2287	narrow grievous thinker's glowstick	0		Mysticality: +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2007-01", Raveosity: +1
2288	skewed encoder ring	0		Single Equip
2289	wobbly paperclip	0		
2290	really house	0		
2291	bouncing Non-Essential Amulet	0		
2292	wine vinaigrette	0		
2293	spinning pulsating cup of strong herbal tea	0		
2294	mirror Curiously Shiny Ancient Evil-Bashing Axe	0		
2295	marinated stakes	0		
2296	olive knob butter	0		
2297	vial of ectoplasm	0		
2298	maroon boock of darck magicks	0		
2299	blinking bouncing EZ-Play Harmonica Book	0		
2300	fingerless hobo gloves	0		
2301	lime green Chomsky's comic books	0		
2302	worm-riding hooks	0		
2303	yellow Libram of Candy Heart Summoning	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12", Skill: "Summon Candy Heart"
2304	galvanized frozen candy heart	0		Effect: "Gobliny Flavor", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2007-02"
2305	deionized double-oxidized yellow skewed pink candy heart	0		Effect: "Heart of Green", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2007-02"
2306	extra-pressed candy heart	0		Effect: "Elemental Flavor", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2007-02"
2307	denatured jittery candy heart	0		Effect: "Discomfited", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2007-02"
2308	alkaline oxidized candy heart	0		Effect: "Cautious Prowl", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2007-02"
2309	deionized improved fuchsia candy heart	0		Effect: "No Worries", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2007-02"
2310	candygram	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
2311	blinking pink candygram	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
2312	candygram	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
2313	candygram	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
2314	candygram	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
2315	huge candygram	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
2316	shaking broken carburetor	0		
2317	bronze token	0		
2318	jittery bomb	0		
2319	blinking carved wheel	0		
2320	cyan worm-riding manual page	0		
2321	worm-riding manual page 2	0		
2322	worm-riding manual pages 3-15	0		
2323	red headpiece of the Staff of Ed	0		
2324	spinning Staff of Ed, almost	0		
2325	Staff of Ed	0		
2326	stone rose	0		
2327	warmed can of paint	0		Effect: "Curse of the Black Pearl Onion", Effect Duration: 30
2328	green drum machine	0		
2329	blurry handful of confetti	0		
2330	maroon chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses	0		
2331	bouquet of circular saw blades	0		
2332	diet stale Better Than Cuddling Cake	1	decent	
2333	ninja snowman	0		
2334	tumbling Holy MacGuffin	0		
2335	maroon rubber WWBBDD? bracelet	0		
2336	tumbling avaricious thinker's pipe	0		Mysticality: +10, Meat Drop: +30
2337	reinforced beaded headband of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Familiar Effect: "0.5xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 42"
2338	rotten pudding	4	crappy	Wiki Name: "black pudding (food)"
2339	delicious Blackfly Chardonnay	4	awesome	
2340	hand-crafted enchanted blinking & tan	4	EPIC	Effect: "Disdain of She-Who-Was", Effect Duration: 20
2341	squat pepper	0		
2342	flavorless pulsating forest cake	4	decent	
2343	moldy forest ham	4	crappy	
2344	corrupted unsweetened super-dry filthworm hatchling scent gland	0		Effect: "critical.enh", Effect Duration: 49
2345	pressed quadruple-anodized filthworm drone scent gland	0		Effect: "Greased-Up Familiar", Effect Duration: 68
2346	wet moist filthworm royal guard scent gland	0		Effect: "Boon of the Storm Tortoise", Effect Duration: 50
2347	blurry heart of the filthworm queen	0		
2348	water pipe bomb	0		
2349	pulsating gas balloon	0		
2350	beer bomb	0		
2351	superamplified boom box	0		
2352	scandalous Oprah's fire poi	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Sleaze Damage: +5
2353	twirling brainy bejeweled pledge pin	0		Mysticality: +5, Single Equip
2354	communications windchimes	0		
2355	chilled aerosolized corrupted henna face paint	0		Effect: "Sparkling Consciousness", Effect Duration: 64
2356	tarnished ghostly tube of dread wax	0		Effect: "Stemonitis Storm", Effect Duration: 65
2357	red spinning sharpshooter's veiny Gaia beads	0		Maximum HP: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +10
2358	pink clay bead	0		
2359	spinning clay bead	0		
2360	clay bead	0		
2361	hippy medical kit of the brute of mayonnaise	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
2362	mansplainer's Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags of the overflowing toilet	0		Monster Level: +15, Stench Spell Damage: +50
2363	lime green ribald longhaired hippy wig of the boozehound	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Booze Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol"
2364	twirling sinister Zim Merman's guitar	0		Spell Damage: +10
2365	double-paned C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	0		Cold Resistance: +5
2366	Socratic peel hat	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley"
2367	twirling carbonated soy milk	0		
2368	olive lion tamer's forbidden flowing hippy skirt	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Experience (familiar): +2, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xFairy, cap 45"
2369	filthy poultice	0		
2370	skewed natural fennel soda	0		
2371	purple smoke bomb	0		
2372	bunch of bananas	0		
2373	adequate banana	3	good	
2374	squat banana peel	0		
2375	half-sized moldy pulsating banana cream pie	2	crappy	
2376	weak drinkable jittery banana daiquiri	2	good	
2377	drinkable tumbling bungle in the jungle	3	good	
2378	banana spritzer	0		
2379	chilled corrupted banana smoothie	0		Effect: "familiar.enq", Effect Duration: 69
2380	ghostly mirror dandy lion cub	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2007-03"
2381	tumbling woolen cravat	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2007-03"
2382	class ring	0		
2383	blurry class ring	0		
2384	class ring	0		
2385	narrow bottle opener belt buckle	0		Single Equip, Damage Aura: 1
2386	lion tamer's keg shield of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Experience (familiar): +2
2387	finger of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50
2388	hardened war tongs of the glutton	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Food Drop: +100
2389	Monstar energy beverage	0		
2390	huge gray asbestos apron of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25
2391	beaten-up Chucks of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50
2392	natty ascot of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
2393	pulsating perfumed supercharged wreath of laurels	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Stench Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "0.5xLep, 0.5xFairy"
2394	cyan squat zippy flame-retardant Danglin' Chad's loincloth	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Initiative: +20, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 0.5xVolley"
2395	tube sock of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Single Equip
2396	lime green chloroform rag	0		
2397	blurry depantsing bomb	0		
2398	Annie Oakley's energy drink IV	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Single Equip
2399	educational Elmley shades of vim and vigor	0		Experience: +1, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Single Equip
2400	molotov cocktail cocktail	0		
2401	baleful beer bong of chilblains	0		Spell Damage: +25, Cold Damage: +25
2402	gauze garter	0		
2403	barrel of gunpowder	0		
2404	jam band flyers	0		
2405	pulsating rock band flyers	0		
2406	bouncing Panda outfit	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Item Drop: +5
2407	pink bat eye	0		
2408	narrow worthless piece of glass	0		
2409	billy idol	0		
2410	rag	0		
2411	broken petri dish	0		
2412	sammich crust	0		
2413	triffid bark	0		
2414	upside-down lint	0		
2415	blue discarded pacifier	0		
2416	bouncing auspicious bounty-hunting helmet	0		Item Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "1.5xFairy, cap 25"
2417	friendly bounty-hunting rifle	0		Familiar Weight: +3
2418	sizzling bounty-hunting pants	0		Hot Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 2xFairy, cap 25"
2419	quadruple-unsweetened alkaline tumbling wobbly bottle of rhinoceros hormones	0		Effect: "Square to be Hip", Effect Duration: 48
2420	deionized triple-corrupted teeny-tiny magic scroll	0		Effect: "Poker Faced", Effect Duration: 51
2421	energized moist bottle of pirate juice	0		Effect: "Fungal Flambé", Effect Duration: 67
2422	nitrogenated squat irradiated pet snacks	0		Effect: "Colorful Gratitude", Effect Duration: 44
2423	corrupted Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	0		Effect: "Boletus Swoletus", Effect Duration: 43
2424	polymerized flattened upside-down cyclops eyedrops	0		Effect: "Triangle, Man", Effect Duration: 49
2425	diffused can of spinach	0		Effect: "The Halls of Mysticality", Effect Duration: 14
2426	corrupted fire flower	0		Effect: "Barking Mad", Effect Duration: 50
2427	denatured quadruple-modified narrow freezerburned ice cube	0		Effect: "Demonic Taint", Effect Duration: 51
2428	alkaline anodized bouncing fake blood	0		Effect: "Creepin' Up on You", Effect Duration: 63
2429	irradiated deionized upside-down Eau de Guaneau	0		Effect: "Bastard!", Effect Duration: 64
2430	aerosolized modified tumbling bag of lard	0		Effect: "Thicker, Sicker", Effect Duration: 14
2431	wet upside-down bottle of Mystic Shell	0		Effect: "Gummiheart", Effect Duration: 63
2432	diffused unsweetened SPF 451 lip balm	0		Effect: "Sparkling Consciousness", Effect Duration: 37
2433	vacuum-sealed alkaline bottle of antifreeze	0		Effect: "Scavengers Scavenging", Effect Duration: 51
2434	altered narrow eyedrops	0		Effect: "Fizzier Than Light", Effect Duration: 47
2435	irradiated Dogsgotnonoz pills	0		Effect: "Elbow Sauce", Effect Duration: 20
2436	quadruple-polymerized maroon donkey flipbook	0		Effect: "Bandersnatched", Effect Duration: 26
2437	New Cloaca-Cola	0		
2438	gray scented massage oil	0		
2439	poltergeist-in-the-jar-o	0		
2440	tumbling unnatural gas	0		
2441	fuchsia Knob Goblin Encryption Key	0		
2442	Cobb's Knob map	0		
2443	hale pink glowstick of the storm	0		Maximum HP: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2007-03", Raveosity: +1
2444	artisanal Supernova Champagne	3	EPIC	
2445	Deactivated O. A. F.	0		Last Available: "2007-04"
2446	mirror hardware upgrade	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2007-04"
2447	bad penguin egg	0		Free Pull
2448	huge wobbly tasteful bow tie	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2449	jittery six-pack of New Cloaca-Cola	0		
2450	huge empty Cloaca-Cola bottle	0		
2451	bouncing dangerous goatskin umbrella	0		Weapon Damage: +10
2452	blinking bouncing cyan chilly Van der Graaf wool hat	0		Cold Damage: +5, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 43"
2453	Goodfella contract	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2454	mirror sinister belt of the brazier	0		Spell Damage: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
2455	Newton's bar whip	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3
2456	bouncing barskin buckler of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25
2457	fuchsia whip of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20
2458	savvy barskin loincloth	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 4xVolley, cap 6"
2459	energetic tighty whiteys	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 3xVolley, cap 10"
2460	shaking smelly yak toupee	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato, cap 25"
2462	odor extractor	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
2463	Manual of Transcendent Olfaction	0		Skill: "Transcendent Olfaction"
2464	flavorless fancy wobbly bowl of Bounty-Os	4	decent	Effect: "Favored by Lyle", Effect Duration: 30
2465	bad practically non-alcoholic shaking Oreille Divisée brandy	1	decent	
2466	pompadour'd puppy	0		
2467	suede shoes	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2468	huge callused fingerbone	0		
2469	bundle of receipts	0		
2470	jittery wobbly cork	0		
2471	stardust	0		
2472	wilted lettuce	0		
2473	empty greasepaint tube	0		
2474	clown skin	0		
2475	fuchsia MacGyver's clown wig of the businessman	0		Maximum MP: +100, Meat Drop: +50, Clowniness: 50, Familiar Effect: "chromatic atk, 1xPotato, cap 12"
2476	tumbling shaking clownskin belt of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, Clowniness: 50
2477	fuchsia foul-smelling clownskin buckler	0		Stench Damage: +10, Clowniness: 50
2478	pulsating ribald clown whip	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Clowniness: 50
2479	yellow demon skin	0		
2480	skewed skewed smelly demon-horned hat	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xLep, cap 17"
2481	smooth demon buckler	0		Moxie: +15
2482	pulsating executive rosy-cheeked wizardly demon whip	0		Mysticality: +25, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Meat Drop: +40
2483	mirror narrow barskin cloak of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25
2484	snakeskin duster of Calamity Jane of the early riser	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Adventures: +7
2485	huge huge shaking Jeselnik's arcane researcher's clownskin harness	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Sleaze Damage: +25, Clowniness: 50
2486	huge ribald ruddy demonskin jacket	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Sleaze Damage: +10
2487	resourceful hipposkin poncho	0		Maximum MP: +50
2488	experienced yak anorak	0		Experience: +2
2489	lime green tuxedo shirt of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25
2490	fuchsia careful clever gnauga hide vest	0		Maximum MP: +20, Monster Level: -10
2491	huge shirt kit	0		
2492	tropical orchid	0		
2493	stick of dynamite	0		
2494	narrow Jack Frost's weightlifter's Necrotelicomnicon	0		Muscle: +15, Cold Spell Damage: +50
2495	chilly strapping Cookbook of the Damned	0		Muscle: +5, Cold Damage: +5
2496	green toasty padded Sinful Desires	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Hot Damage: +5
2497	molybdenum magnet	0		
2498	spinning molybdenum hammer	0		
2499	skewed molybdenum screwdriver	0		
2500	ghostly bouncing molybdenum pliers	0		
2501	blue molybdenum crescent wrench	0		
2502	Really Expensive Jewelry and You	0		Skill: "Really Expensive Jewelrycrafting"
2503	extra-fancy ring setting	0		
2504	purple precious piercing post	0		
2505	necklace chain	0		
2506	tumbling beach glass bead	0		
2507	shaking huge clay peace-sign bead	0		
2508	beach glass necklace of the ox	0		Muscle: +20
2509	forbidden peace-sign necklace	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50
2510	smartaleck's round sunglasses of the storm	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Single Equip
2511	Frat Army FGF	0		
2512	mirror Hippy Army MPE	0		
2513	red sinister wicked spark plug earring	0		Spell Damage: 15
2514	up-at-dawn resourceful woven baling wire bracelets	0		Maximum MP: +50, Adventures: +5
2515	scandalous chilly gearbox necklace	0		Cold Damage: +5, Sleaze Damage: +5
2516	twirling gravedigger's wrench bracelet of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Spooky Damage: +10
2517	chain necklace of the brute of chilblains	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Cold Damage: +25
2518	asbestos-lined sawblade shield	0		Hot Resistance: +5
2519	distilled bad McMillicancuddy's Special Lager	5	decent	
2520	mediocre melted Jell-o shot	3	decent	
2521	bad cruelty-free wine	3	decent	
2522	acceptable thistle wine	4	good	
2523	megatofu	0		
2524	jittery displaced fish	0		
2525	bite-sized flavorless fish	1	decent	
2526	moldy big fish casserole	5	crappy	
2527	normal ghostly fish lasagna	4	good	
2528	filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif")	0		
2529	rotten jumbo mirror blurry gnatloaf	5	crappy	
2530	moldy jumbo gnatloaf casserole	5	crappy	
2531	yummy gnat lasagna	3	awesome	
2532	spinning pork	0		
2533	fancy moldy teal pork chop sandwiches	3	crappy	Effect: "Human-Machine Hybrid", Effect Duration: 30
2534	toothsome huge pork casserole	6	awesome	
2535	stale massive pork lasagna	9	decent	
2536	spinning canopic jar	0		
2537	pulsating spice	0		
2538	organs	0		
2539	aromatic Ankh of Badahnkadh	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Single Equip
2540	pulsating tomb ratchet	0		
2541	Mayflower bouquet	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Softcore Only, Drops Items, Last Available: "2007-05", Item Drop (sporadic): +2.5, Meat Drop (sporadic): +5
2542	ionized double-ionized lesser grodulated violet	0		Effect: "Chain Chain Chains", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2007-05"
2543	oxidized ionized purple narrow upside-down tin magnolia	0		Effect: "Trash-Wrapped", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2007-05"
2544	extra-diffused liquefied quadruple-concentrated lime green skewed begpwnia	0		Effect: "Starry-Eyed", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2007-05"
2545	ionized modified upside-down pulsating upsy daisy	0		Effect: "Abominably Slippery", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2007-05"
2546	polymerized shaking tumbling green half-orchid	0		Effect: "Items Are Forever", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2007-05"
2547	auspicious electrified tin star	0		Item Drop: +10, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2007-05"
2548	quilted extremely unsafe outrageous sombrero	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Damage Absorption: +40, Familiar Effect: "1.5xLep, 1.5xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2007-05"
2549	tumbling sinister "Humorous" T-shirt of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2007-05"
2550	bouncing Peppercorns of Power	0		
2551	vial of mojo	0		
2552	reeds	0		
2553	turtle chain	0		
2554	distilled seal blood	0		
2555	high-octane olive oil	0		
2556	avaricious Socratic Shagadelic Disco Banjo of the boozehound	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Meat Drop: +30, Booze Drop: +100, Class: "Disco Bandit"
2557	foul-smelling grievous Squeezebox of the Ages	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Stench Damage: +10, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 15
2558	brainy Chelonian Morningstar of the businessman	0		Mysticality: +5, Meat Drop: +50, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
2559	blurry experienced Hammer of Smiting of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Experience: +2, Class: "Seal Clubber"
2560	Jack Frost's 17-alarm Saucepan of Flo-Jo	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Initiative: +100, Class: "Sauceror"
2561	mirror ribald groovy Greek Pasta Spoon of Peril of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Moxie Percent: +10, Sleaze Damage: +10, Class: "Pastamancer"
2562	tumbling half-rotten brain	0		
2563	bonesaw	0		
2564	plus-sized phylactery	0		
2565	can of Ghuol-B-Gone™	0		
2566	twirling Azazel's unicorn	0		
2567	Azazel's lollipop	0		
2568	Azazel's tutu	0		
2569	diffused electrified ant agonist	0		Effect: "Can Has Cyborger", Effect Duration: 60
2570	ant hoe	0		Familiar Effect: "sleaze damage, meat", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.4
2571	ant rake	0		Familiar Effect: "hot damage, meat", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.4
2572	jittery ant pitchfork	0		Familiar Effect: "stench damage, meat", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.4
2573	ant sickle	0		Familiar Effect: "spooky damage, meat", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.4
2574	spinning ant pick	0		Familiar Effect: "cold damage, meat", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.4
2575	bronzed locust	0		
2576	shaking honey-dipped locust	0		
2577	squat rock-hard cactus quill of mayonnaise	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
2578	bouncing electrified grievous Staff of the Short Order Cook of mayonnaise	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
2579	massive adequate blinking cactus fruit	7	good	
2580	wobbly up-at-dawn scorpion whip of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Adventures: +5
2581	teal handful of sand	0		
2582	brick of sand	0		
2583	stale blinking centipede eggs	3	decent	
2584	arcane researcher's wonderwall shield	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10
2585	squat red strapping Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	0		Muscle: +5
2586	General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40
2587	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25
2588	pulsating Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100
2589	adequate fancy mirror mirror hot date	3	good	Effect: "Ode to Booze", Effect Duration: 45
2590	bad distilled fortified wine	4	decent	
2591	bland tasty tart	3	decent	
2592	green Knob Goblin lunchbox	0		
2593	rotten Knob pasty	3	crappy	
2594	bad thermos full of Knob coffee	4	decent	
2595	Vulcanized energized pulsating bouncing Ben-Gal™ Balm	0		Effect: "Broberry Brotality", Effect Duration: 36
2596	leathery cat skin	0		
2597	leathery bat skin	0		
2598	jittery leathery rat skin	0		
2599	Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate	0		
2600	purple skewed carbonated water lily	0		
2601	blurry reassuring Staff of the Midnight Snack of the pedagogue of Flo-Jo	0		Experience: +3, Spooky Resistance: +1, Initiative: +100
2602	gray baleful sage Staff of Blood and Pudding of the scaredy-cat	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Spell Damage: +25, Monster Level: -15
2603	smoldering box	0		
2604	Tuesday's ruby of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Variable
2605	palm frond	0		
2606	palm-frond fan	0		
2607	tumbling palm-frond whip of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50
2608	bouncing palm-frond net	0		
2609	shaking Jeselnik's palm-frond capris of bravery	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "1.5xGhuol, cap 35"
2610	fortified extra-large palm-frond toupee	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 37"
2611	Herculean palm-frond cloak	0		Experience (Muscle): +1
2612	fuchsia vinyl coin purse	0		
2613	pulsating rocky raccoon	0		
2614	squat mojo filter	0		
2615	special spoiled jumbo bouncing savoy truffle	5	crappy	Effect: "Scavengers Scavenging", Effect Duration: 45
2616	Magi-Wipes	0		
2617	boom	0		
2618	quilted Iiti Kitty phone charm	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Single Equip
2619	jar of swamp gas	0		Last Available: "2007-05"
2620	gigantic bland unidentified jerky	6	decent	
2621	jittery MacGyver's nasty rat mask of terror	0		Maximum MP: +100, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xBarrr, cap 45"
2622	twirling boxer's smooth ratskin belt	0		Moxie: +15, Muscle Percent: +10, Single Equip
2623	inspector's scandalous rattail whip	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Item Drop: +15
2624	smelly savvy bat hat	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xVolley, cap 45"
2625	lightning-fast experienced bat whip	0		Experience: +2, Initiative: +40
2626	purple electrified Rosewater's bat-ass jacket	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
2627	ghostly miser's catskin cap of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Meat Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr, cap 45"
2628	lime green lion tamer's hardy catskin buckler	0		Maximum HP: +50, Experience (familiar): +2
2629	flame-retardant Jack Frost's tail o' nine cats	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Hot Resistance: +1
2630	Hugo's Weaving Manual	0		
2631	non-dry skewed gremlin juice	0		Effect: "Mo' Hobo", Effect Duration: 56
2632	super-anodized mother's helper	0		Effect: "Healthy, Elfy, and Wise", Effect Duration: 55
2633	squat blinking red grievous pat-a-cake pendant of the scaredy-cat	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Monster Level: -15
2634	shaking mummy wrapping	0		
2635	really thick bandage	0		
2636	mummy mask of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 42"
2637	squat auspicious baleful gauze shorts	0		Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xGhuol, cap 42"
2638	maroon gauze hammock	0		Bonus Resting HP: +60
2639	tumbling cherry soda	0		
2640	shaking blue savvy greaves of horror	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 40"
2641	huge cowboy hat of the empath of the detective	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Item Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xLep, cap 41"
2642	jittery supercharged hardy Maxwell's Silver Hammer	0		Maximum HP: +50, Maximum MP Percent: +30
2643	happiness of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60
2644	feather	0		
2645	pulsating feather	0		
2646	frightful feather	0		
2647	skewed fetid feather	0		
2648	cyan flirtatious feather	0		
2649	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Single Equip
2650	bottled pixie	0		Free Pull
2651	purple pixie spog	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2007-06"
2652	moldy snack-sized mirror S.T.L.T.	2	crappy	Last Available: "2007-06"
2653	adequate honey-dew	3	good	Last Available: "2007-06"
2654	tolerable watered-down blurry Xanadian	2	good	Last Available: "2007-06"
2655	dry boiled pulsating bottle of absinthe	0		Effect: "Strawberry Alarm", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2007-06"
2656	gravedigger's Drowsy Sword of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Spooky Damage: +10
2657	flavorless bite-sized escargotsicle	1	decent	Last Available: "2007-06"
2658	triple-distilled mediocre bottle of realpagne	9	decent	Last Available: "2007-06"
2659	albatross necklace of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2007-06"
2660	dehydrated blinking wobbly not-a-pipe	1	decent	Last Available: "2007-06"
2661	perfectly mixed skewed spinning flask of Amontillado	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2007-06"
2662	sinister ball mask	0		Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 22", Last Available: "2007-06"
2663	wobbly Can-Can skirt of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100, Familiar Effect: "1.5xFairy, 2xPotato, cap 22", Last Available: "2007-06"
2664	colloidal concentrated wobbly sensitive poetry journal	0		Effect: "Memory of Strength", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2007-06"
2665	enhanced non-concentrated magnetized wobbly bottled inspiration	0		Effect: "Okee-Dokee Computer", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2007-06"
2666	double-irradiated bellhop bell	0		Effect: "Human-Plant Hybrid", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2007-06"
2667	wet spiky collar	0		Effect: "Nuts about Candy", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2007-06"
2668	mixed spinning can-can-in-a-can	1		Last Available: "2007-06"
2669	altered blinking patent antipsychotics	1		Effect: "Winklered", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2007-06"
2670	dried spinning Mariner's Friend cough drops	1		Effect: "Lemony Goodness", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2007-06"
2671	bad watered-down shot of nepenthe schnapps	2	decent	Last Available: "2025-03"
2672	library card	0		Last Available: "2007-06"
2673	Bohemian rhapsody	0		Last Available: "2007-06"
2674	nitrogenated corrupted tarnished bottle of cat tonic	0		Effect: "The Magic of LOV", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2007-06"
2675	denatured handful of moss	1		
2676	altered bit-o-cactus	1		
2677	dehydrated maroon protein powder	1		Effect: "Heart of Green", Effect Duration: 40
2678	spectre scepter	0		
2679	diffused alkaline magnetized teal mirror sparkler	0		Effect: "Ruby-ous", Effect Duration: 54
2680	activated extra-altered upside-down snake	0		Effect: "Waxing", Effect Duration: 46, Wiki Name: "snake"
2681	anodized M-242	0		Effect: "Cletus's Canticle of Celerity", Effect Duration: 60
2682	pulsating detuned radio	0		
2683	gray Warehouse 23 crate	0		
2684	aromatic armgun of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Stench Resistance: +1
2685	seashell necklace	0		
2686	red commemorative war stein	0		
2687	pulsating red blurry stone frisbee	0		
2688	dangerous Newton's dreadlock whip of Gandalf	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Weapon Damage: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +20
2689	manspreader's razor-sharp beer-a-pult	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Monster Level: +10
2690	Sherlock's stylish cast-iron legacy paddle	0		Moxie: +25, Item Drop: +25
2691	adequate handful of nuts and berries	4	good	
2692	miser's wholesome driftwood sculpture	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Meat Drop: +10
2693	shaking stanky experienced massive sitar	0		Experience: +2, Stench Spell Damage: +25
2694	olive Jeselnik's dog trainer's stone baseball cap of mayonnaise	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Sleaze Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, cap 48"
2695	lousy weak cup of beer	2	decent	
2696	ovoid thing	0		
2697	duct tape	0		
2698	duct tape wallet	0		
2699	wool sinister duct tape shirt	0		Spell Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +1
2700	duct tape fedora of the cougar of vim and vigor	0		Moxie: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xLep, cap 48"
2701	wobbly greasy duct tape sword of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
2702	narrow ribald brawny duct tape dockers	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Sleaze Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol, cap 48"
2703	teal Herculean duct tape buckler	0		Experience (Muscle): +1
2704	shrinking powder	0		
2705	fuchsia wobbly frightening Jack Frost's blackberry slippers of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Damage: +5, Single Equip
2706	blackberry moccasins of the dark arts of Leguizamo of terror	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Monster Level: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
2707	narrow aromatic cool blackberry combat boots of James Dean	0		Moxie: +5, Experience (Moxie): +3, Stench Resistance: +1, Single Equip
2708	Vulcanized dry funky dried mushroom	0		Effect: "Feeling No Pain", Effect Duration: 65
2709	pulsating exotic parrot egg	0		
2710	blurry cracker	0		Familiar Weight: +15
2711	colloidal diffused pulsating facepaint	0		Effect: "No Vertigo", Effect Duration: 28
2712	activated extra-unsweetened ghostly sheepskin diploma	0		Effect: "Marinated", Effect Duration: 46
2713	dry yellow Black Body™ spray	0		Effect: "One Very Clear Eye", Effect Duration: 51
2714	ghostly huge floorboard cruft	0		
2715	wobbly sausage bomb	0		
2716	therapeutic healthy battered hubcap of Gandalf	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +20, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
2717	spinning twirling Newton's strapping hood ornament of the cheetah	0		Muscle: +5, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Initiative: +60
2718	twirling spare kidney	0		
2719	jittery toasty stiffened educational hand-carved bokken	0		Experience: +1, Damage Reduction: 1, Hot Damage: +5
2720	olive lightning-fast forbidden hand-carved bow of the cheetah	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Initiative: 100
2721	huge huge aromatic hand-carved staff of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Stench Resistance: +1, Item Drop: +5
2722	toasty manspreader's stiffened Rosewater's Staff of the Greasefire	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Damage Reduction: 1, Monster Level: +10, Hot Damage: +5
2723	family-friendly MacGyver's wholesome Staff of the Grand Flambé	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Maximum MP: +100, Sleaze Resistance: +1
2724	tasty small bowl of rye sprouts	2	awesome	
2725	low-calorie flavorless cob of corn	1	decent	
2726	normal miniature juniper berries	2	good	
2727	thick flavorless blurry plum	5	decent	
2728	moldy pear	3	crappy	
2729	jumbo bland bouncing peach	5	decent	
2730	bad practically non-alcoholic wobbly plum wine	1	decent	
2731	acceptable strong shot of pear schnapps	5	good	
2732	drinkable upside-down shot of peach schnapps	4	good	
2733	flavorless enchanted gigantic wobbly blue bunch of square grapes	9	decent	Effect: "Stinky Weapon", Effect Duration: 50
2734	miniature spoiled brown sugar cane	2	crappy	
2735	miniature decent sandwich of the gods	2	good	
2736	acceptable Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster	3	good	
2737	vaporized shaking tumbling leopard-print barbell	1	awesome	Effect: "Purpose", Effect Duration: 50
2738	pile of smoking rags	0		
2739	warmed magnetized panty raider camouflage	0		Effect: "Bat Attitude", Effect Duration: 14
2740	spinning Samson's brainy Staff of the Walk-In Freezer	0		Mysticality: +5, Experience (Muscle): +5, Item Drop: +5
2741	high-proof lousy boilermaker	10	decent	
2742	moldy spinning narrow steel lasagna	4	quest	
2743	practically non-alcoholic bad jittery steel margarita	1	quest	
2744	vaporized steel-scented air freshener	1		Effect: "Human-Undead Hybrid", Effect Duration: 30
2745	diffused upside-down mirror gremlin mutagen	0		Effect: "Polar Express", Effect Duration: 41
2746	ionized extra-potent gremlin mutagen	0		Effect: "Spooky Flavor", Effect Duration: 47
2747	chunk of depleted Grimacite	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2748	lard-coated furniture dolly	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
2749	knitted mansplainer's arcane researcher's Staff of the Grease Trap	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Monster Level: +15, Cold Resistance: +3
2750	Usain Bolt's lightning-fast Uranium Omega of Temperance	0		Initiative: 120, Single Equip
2751	flame-wreathed brawny Lead Zeta of Chastity	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
2752	gray brainy Aluminum Epsilon of Humility of wisdom	0		Mysticality: 20, Single Equip
2753	lime green occult Zinc Delta of Tranquility of the early riser	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Adventures: +7, Single Equip
2754	dangerous Nickel Gamma of Frugality of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Weapon Damage: +10, Single Equip
2755	upside-down pulsating Herculean Iron Beta of Industry of the glutton	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Food Drop: +100, Single Equip
2756	up-at-dawn Copper Alpha of Sincerity of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Adventures: +5, Single Equip
2757	blurry lard-coated Red Balloon of Valor of the cheetah	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Initiative: +60, Single Equip
2758	knitted wizardly Purple Horseshoe of Honor	0		Mysticality: +25, Cold Resistance: +3, Single Equip
2759	blue blinking lard-coated dog trainer's Blue Diamond of Honesty	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
2760	medical-grade extremely unsafe Green Clover of Justice	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip
2761	crafty Yellow Moon of Compassion of bravery	0		Maximum MP: +10, Spooky Resistance: +5, Single Equip
2762	savvy Orange Star of Sacrifice of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Mysticality Percent: +20, Single Equip
2763	scandalous Samson's Pink Heart of Spirit	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Sleaze Damage: +5, Single Equip
2764	squat auspicious extremely unsafe Order of the Silver Wossname of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Item Drop: +10, Single Equip
2765	Harold's bell	0		
2766	bowling ball	0		
2767	miniature flavorless Crimbo pie	2	decent	
2768	normal thick blinking skewed pear tart	5	good	
2769	rotten super-sized peach pie	5	crappy	
2770	galvanized chunk of rock salt	0		Effect: "Sweet and Green", Effect Duration: 56
2771	improved galvanized handful of pine needles	0		Effect: "Healthy Blue Glow", Effect Duration: 47
2772	steamy ruby	0		
2773	twirling glacial sapphire	0		
2774	tumbling unearthly onyx	0		
2775	effluvious emerald	0		
2776	pulsating tawdry amethyst	0		
2777	slick filigreed hamethyst earring	0		Moxie: +10, Item Drop: +5
2778	curative filigreed hamethyst necklace of James Dean of the sweet-tooth	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Candy Drop: +100, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip
2779	Jack Frost's therapeutic filigreed hamethyst ring of courage	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Resistance: +3, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip
2780	squat Usain Bolt's careful supercharged baconstone earring	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Monster Level: -10, Initiative: +80, Single Equip
2781	double-paned lion tamer's baconstone necklace	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Cold Resistance: +5, Single Equip
2782	occult arcane researcher's baconstone ring of the boozehound	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Booze Drop: +100, Single Equip
2783	Tesla MacGyver's pulled porquoise earring	0		Maximum MP: +100, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
2784	upside-down spinning spinning up-at-dawn reassuring pulled porquoise pendant	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Adventures: +5, Single Equip
2785	stanky fortified pulled porquoise ring of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Damage Absorption: +60, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
2786	prompt supercool Earring of Fire	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Adventures: +3, Single Equip
2787	lime green flame-wreathed sizzling Pendant of Fire	0		Hot Damage: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
2788	brawny wizardly Ring of Fire	0		Mysticality: +25, Muscle Percent: +20, Single Equip
2789	lime green crafty deadly Ice-Cold Beerring	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Maximum MP: +10, Single Equip
2790	jittery shellacked Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace of Gandalf	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Single Equip
2791	skewed blinking crafty Ice-Cold Beer Ring of courage	0		Maximum MP: +10, Spooky Resistance: +3, Single Equip
2792	twirling electrified Unspeakable Earring of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip
2793	blinking coward's boxer's Choker of the Ultragoth	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Monster Level: -20, Single Equip
2794	Lo Pan's Samson's The Ring	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Single Equip
2795	yellow MacGyver's ruddy Nose Ring of Putrescence	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Maximum MP: +100, Single Equip
2796	lime green huge Usain Bolt's lard-coated Putrid Pendant	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Initiative: +80, Single Equip
2797	ghostly upside-down Temple Grandin's extremely unsafe Ring of the Sewer Snake	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Familiar Weight: +7, Single Equip
2798	blinking ruddy Da Vinci's Mudflap-Girl Earring	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Single Equip
2799	narrow Tesla sinister Mudflap-Girl Necklace	0		Spell Damage: +10, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip
2800	shellacked Mudflap-Girl Ring of Flo-Jo	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Initiative: +100, Single Equip
2801	vial of Gnomochloric acid	0		
2802	flask of Gnomochloric acid	0		
2803	jug of Gnomochloric acid	0		
2804	dry denatured aerosolized vial of hamethyst juice	0		Effect: "Buff as a Baobab", Effect Duration: 32
2805	alkaline upside-down vial of baconstone juice	0		Effect: "Mucilaginous Mentalism", Effect Duration: 44
2806	colloidal squat vial of porquoise juice	0		Effect: "Abyssal Tears", Effect Duration: 56
2807	pickled concentrated cyan flask of hamethyst juice	0		Effect: "Ocelot Eyes", Effect Duration: 32
2808	diffused upside-down jittery flask of baconstone juice	0		Effect: "Total Protonic Reversal", Effect Duration: 26
2809	double-vacuum-sealed flask of porquoise juice	0		Effect: "Powdered", Effect Duration: 69
2810	oxidized Vulcanized magnetized maroon jug of hamethyst juice	0		Effect: "Puddingface", Effect Duration: 58
2811	modified corrupted skewed jug of baconstone juice	0		Effect: "Thought", Effect Duration: 64
2812	tarnished jug of porquoise juice	0		Effect: "Carrrsmic", Effect Duration: 41
2813	censurious double-paned Beret	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Four Songs, Brimstone, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep"
2814	olive aromatic nippy Newton's Bludgeon	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Cold Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +1, Brimstone
2815	curative extremely unsafe Bunker of doom	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Brimstone
2816	ruddy occult sinister Boxers	0		Spell Damage: +10, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Brimstone, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep"
2817	reassuring coward's Brooch of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Monster Level: -20, Spooky Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Brimstone
2818	executive Jeselnik's Rosewater's Bracelet	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Sleaze Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +40, Single Equip, Brimstone
2819	twirling double-paned Grimacite gasmask of temperance	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, 1.5xFairy, cap 37", Last Available: "2008-11"
2820	forbidden cool Grimacite gat	0		Moxie: +5, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2008-11"
2821	olive nasty energetic Grimacite gaiters	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Stench Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, 2xGhoul, cap 37", Last Available: "2008-11"
2822	bouncing Tesla occult Grimacite gauntlets	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2008-11"
2823	Grimacite go-go boots of Calamity Jane of the blizzard	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2008-11"
2824	red Grimacite girdle of the storm of the boozehound	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Booze Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2008-11"
2825	sage Grimacite gown	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Last Available: "2008-11"
2826	scorching experienced thinker's Staff of the Kitchen Floor	0		Mysticality: +10, Experience: +2, Hot Damage: +25
2827	anniversary gift box	0		
2828	twirling loaded dice	0		
2829	really dense meat stack	0		
2830	digital key lime	0		
2831	gray star key lime	0		
2832	moldy fancy spinning digital key lime pie	4	crappy	Effect: "Phairly Balanced", Effect Duration: 10
2833	flavorless star key lime pie	4	decent	
2834	Jeselnik's dog trainer's bottle-rocket crossbow of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Experience (familiar): +1, Sleaze Damage: +25, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire red bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire blue bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire orange bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire purple bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire black bottle-rocket", Last Available: "2007-07"
2835	bouncing skewed weightlifter's indie comic hipster glasses	0		Muscle: +15, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2"
2836	wizard action figure	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
2837	olive mint-condition magic wand	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2838	wobbly miser's baleful glowstick	0		Spell Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2007-08", Raveosity: +1
2839	asbestos-lined Periodical Paintbrush	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Softcore Only
2840	tolerable watered-down bottle of cooking sherry	2	good	
2841	yummy packet of ketchup	4	awesome	
2842	drinkable accidental cider	4	good	
2843	huge moldy green dire fudgesicle	10	crappy	
2844	squat ribald crafty rock-hard Da Vinci's navel ring of navel gazing	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Damage Reduction: 5, Maximum MP: +10, Sleaze Damage: +10, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2007-09", Item Drop (sporadic): 4.25, Meat Drop (sporadic): 4.25
2845	gray class five ecto-larva	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
2846	jittery plastic bib	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2847	spinning Dallas Dynasty Falcon Crest shield of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25
2848	twirling Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	0		
2849	huge shrunken navigator head	0		
2850	spirit-forward perfectly mixed ghostly moonberry wine cooler	5	EPIC	
2851	normal fine aged cheddarwurst	3	good	
2852	branch from the Great Tree	0		
2853	Phil Bunion's axe	0		
2854	blinking bouquet of swamp roses	0		
2855	blinking supercharged rosy-cheeked huge mosquito proboscis	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Maximum MP Percent: +30
2856	unsweetened super-enhanced corrupted yellow swamp lolly	0		Effect: "Violent Night", Effect Duration: 24
2857	quadruple-ionized energized seegar butt	0		Effect: "Heart of Yellow", Effect Duration: 36
2858	skewed bottled swamp gas	0		
2859	wobbly jittery auspicious lion tamer's witch wart	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Item Drop: +10
2860	half-sized moldy swamp muck	2	crappy	
2861	ghostly Van der Graaf rosy-cheeked arcane researcher's leechknife	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Maximum HP Percent: +30, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
2862	twirling decomposed boot	0		
2863	diffused boiled quadruple-wet pulsating dribbly candle	0		Effect: "Carrrsmic", Effect Duration: 30
2864	stolen meatpouch	0		
2865	twirling smooth thinker's beaver spear	0		Mysticality: +10, Moxie: +15
2866	Sherlock's shamanic beads of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: +25
2867	shellacked dilapidated wizard hat of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Damage Reduction: 7, Familiar Effect: "cap 31"
2868	alkaline alkaline pirate pamphlet	0		Effect: "Hoity Toity", Effect Duration: 47
2869	denatured triple-activated frozen huge pulsating pirate brochure	0		Effect: "Singer's Faithful Ocelot", Effect Duration: 46
2870	flattened triple-polarized wobbly pirate tract	0		Effect: "Infernal Thirst", Effect Duration: 48
2871	burnt flower	0		
2872	sharpshooter's Newton's plastic Naughty Sorceress	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Critical Hit Percent: +10
2873	olive skewed chilly plastic Ed the Undying of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: 30
2874	ribald plastic Lord Spookyraven of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Sleaze Damage: +10
2875	healthy plastic Dr. Awkward	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20
2876	spinning plastic protector spectre of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20
2877	ghostly chaotic plastic Baron von Ratsworth	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10
2878	plastic Boss Bat of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50
2879	plastic Knob Goblin King of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20
2880	bouncing rock-hard plastic Bonerdagon	0		Damage Reduction: 5
2881	perfumed plastic The Man	0		Stench Resistance: +5
2882	narrow Temple Grandin's plastic The Big Wisniewski	0		Familiar Weight: +7
2883	skewed nasty plastic Felonia	0		Stench Damage: +5
2884	narrow sharpshooter's plastic Beelzebozo	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10
2885	olive plastic conservationist hippy of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10
2886	plastic 7-foot dwarf of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3
2887	foul-smelling plastic angry bugbear	0		Stench Damage: +10
2888	MacGyver's plastic anime smiley	0		Maximum MP: +100
2889	huge therapeutic plastic apathetic lizardman	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
2890	beefcake's plastic astronomer	0		Muscle: +25
2891	tumbling personal trainer's plastic beanbat	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10
2892	plastic blooper of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15
2893	red wool plastic brainsweeper	0		Cold Resistance: +1
2894	steel-toed plastic briefcase bat	0		Damage Reduction: 9
2895	reassuring plastic demoninja	0		Spooky Resistance: +1
2896	therapeutic plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
2897	steel-toed plastic drunk goat	0		Damage Reduction: 9
2898	Annie Oakley's plastic fiendish can of asparagus	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20
2899	asbestos-lined plastic Gnollish crossdresser	0		Hot Resistance: +5
2900	upside-down plastic handsome mariachi of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100
2901	purple plastic Knob Goblin bean counter of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15
2902	wobbly wool plastic Knob Goblin harem girl	0		Cold Resistance: +1
2903	auspicious plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist	0		Item Drop: +10
2904	baleful plastic Knott Yeti	0		Spell Damage: +25
2905	fuchsia ghostly tumbling greasy plastic lemon-in-the-box	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
2906	foul-smelling plastic lobsterfrogman	0		Stench Damage: +10
2907	groovy plastic ninja snowman	0		Moxie Percent: +10
2908	pulsating plastic Orcish Frat Boy of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15
2909	grievous plastic G Imp	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50
2910	huge nippy plastic goth	0		Cold Damage: +10
2911	blinking maroon plastic cubist bull of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100
2912	ribald plastic scary clown	0		Sleaze Damage: +10
2913	ribald plastic smarmy pirate	0		Sleaze Damage: +10
2914	maroon plastic spiny skelelton of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5
2915	vibrating plastic Spam Witch	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10
2916	chilly plastic vampire	0		Cold Damage: +5
2917	friendly plastic taco cat	0		Familiar Weight: +3
2918	pulsating stanky plastic undead elbow macaroni	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25
2919	manspreader's plastic warwelf	0		Monster Level: +10
2920	maroon personal trainer's plastic whitesnake	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10
2921	steel-toed plastic XXX pr0n	0		Damage Reduction: 9
2922	groovy plastic zmobie	0		Moxie Percent: +10
2923	flame-wreathed plastic Protagonist	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10
2924	nippy plastic Spunky Princess	0		Cold Damage: +10
2925	maroon narrow healthy plastic topiary golem	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20
2926	bouncing blue frosty plastic senile lihc	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10
2927	plastic Iiti Kitty of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7
2928	extremely unsafe plastic Gnomester Blomester	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100
2929	plastic Trouser Snake of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3
2930	squat Rosewater's plastic Axe Wound	0		Mysticality Percent: +30
2931	experienced plastic Hellion	0		Experience: +2
2932	Sinatra's plastic Black Knight	0		Experience (Moxie): +5
2933	savvy plastic pair of tweezers	0		Mysticality Percent: +20
2934	bouncing lightning-fast plastic fruit golem	0		Initiative: +40
2935	plastic fluffy bunny of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20
2936	castagnets	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2937	siesta-ing Casagnova gnome	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2008-10"
2938	wobbly Jacob's ladder	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2939	unemployed hunchbacked minion	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2008-10"
2940	stale Surprise Egg	3	decent	
2941	polarized Steal This Candy	0		Effect: "Boilermade", Effect Duration: 23
2942	quadruple-modified electrified bouncing chocolate filthy lucre	0		Effect: "Slightly Cursed, Mostly Lucky", Effect Duration: 26
2943	Vulcanized Angry Farmer's Wife Candy	0		Effect: "Here to Kick Ass", Effect Duration: 25
2945	Temple Grandin's party hat of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Familiar Weight: +7, Familiar Effect: "4xLep, cap 7"
2946	foul-smelling Temple Grandin's V for Vivala mask	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Stench Damage: +10, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Combat Item Damage Percent: 50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Creepy Grin", Last Available: "2007-11"
2947	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	0		
2948	delicious high-proof shot of rotgut	9	awesome	
2949	deionized polymerized triple-colloidal jar of "Creole Lady" marrrmalade	0		Effect: "Intimidating Mien", Effect Duration: 57
2950	jittery red Cap'm Caronch's Map	0		
2951	bouncing Orcish Frat House blueprints	0		
2952	knitted foul-smelling glowstick	0		Stench Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2007-11", Raveosity: +1
2953	charrrm bracelet	0		
2954	mirror cyan upside-down nippy tip jar	0		Cold Damage: +10
2955	rotten yam candy	3	crappy	
2956	cocktail napkin	0		
2957	skewed rum barrel charrrm	0		
2958	spoiled tube of cranberry Go-Goo	3	crappy	
2959	squat ruddy rum barrel charrrm bracelet	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40
2960	adequate cyan single-serving herbal stuffing	3	good	
2961	bland packet of tofurkey gravy	3	decent	
2962	flavorless tofurkey nugget	3	decent	
2963	rigging shampoo	0		
2964	lime green spinning ball polish	0		
2965	mizzenmast mop	0		
2966	Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste	0		
2967	energized shaking narrow Swabbie™ swab	0		Effect: "Squatting and Thrusting", Effect Duration: 37
2968	aerosolized pulsating Oil of Parrrlay	0		Effect: "Impregnabili Tea", Effect Duration: 26
2969	decent huge creamsicle	8	good	
2970	acceptable weak skewed cream stout	2	good	
2971	purple slick curmudgel of Leguizamo	0		Moxie: +10, Monster Level: +20
2972	grumpy man charrrm	0		
2973	resourceful grumpy man charrrm bracelet	0		Maximum MP: +50, Single Equip
2974	tarrrnish charrrm	0		
2975	skewed tarrrnished charrrm bracelet of the pedagogue of the boozehound	0		Experience: +3, Booze Drop: +100, Single Equip
2976	tolerable triple-distilled cyan bilge wine	7	good	
2977	greedy witty rapier	0		Meat Drop: +20
2978	greedy foul-smelling yohohoyo	0		Stench Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +20
2979	corrupted cold-filtered fish-liver oil	0		Effect: "items.enh", Effect Duration: 66
2980	booty chest charrrm	0		
2981	gray mirror MacGyver's booty chest charrrm bracelet	0		Maximum MP: +100, Single Equip
2982	cannonball charrrm	0		
2983	ghostly cannonball charrrm bracelet	0		Single Equip, Sporadic Thorns: 0.25
2984	copper ha'penny charrrm	0		
2985	ribald copper ha'penny charrrm bracelet	0		Sleaze Damage: +10
2986	blurry tongue charrrm	0		
2987	huge smelly dog trainer's tongue charrrm bracelet	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
2988	tumbling bit of clingfilm	0		
2989	medical-grade clingfilm trousers	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xPotato, cap 37"
2990	Socratic clingfilm cap of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, cap 37"
2991	blue Rosewater's clingfilm slippers	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Single Equip
2992	purple blurry clingfilm tangle	0		
2993	adequate snack-sized fancy vinegar-soaked lemon slice	2	good	Effect: "Analog Drunk", Effect Duration: 25
2994	concentrated true grit	0		Effect: "Warm Belly", Effect Duration: 56
2995	scandalous nasty beefy buoybottoms	0		Muscle: +10, Stench Damage: +5, Sleaze Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xLep, cap 37"
2996	olive grungy flannel shirt of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
2997	MacGyver's grungy bandana of the boozehound	0		Maximum MP: +100, Booze Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 0.5xPotato, cap 37"
2998	mirror wobbly grassy cutlass of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3
2999	gray Cap'm Caronch's nasty booty	0		
3000	green Cap'm Caronch's dentures	0		
3001	pegleg of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Single Equip
3002	tumbling Oprah's lamé pants	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, 1xLep, cap 25"
3003	aromatic enormous hoop earring	0		Stench Resistance: +1
3004	maroon crafty hardened costume sword	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Maximum MP: +10
3005	rainbow pearl	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3006	maroon greasy occult rainbow pearl earring	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2007-12"
3007	reassuring Annie Oakley's rainbow pearl necklace	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Spooky Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2007-12"
3008	supercool beefy rainbow pearl ring	0		Muscle: +10, Moxie Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2007-12"
3009	experienced Idol of Ak'gyxoth of bravery	0		Experience: +2, Spooky Resistance: +5
3010	Jim Carey's Van der Graaf Emblem of Ak'gyxoth	0		Monster Level: +25, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
3011	sinister altar fragment	0		
3012	shimmering rainbow sand	0		
3013	bouncing simple key	0		
3014	ornate key	0		
3015	shaking gilded key	0		
3016	foot locker	0		
3017	ornate chest	0		
3018	maroon gilded chest	0		
3019	blurry all-purpose cleaner	0		
3020	handful of sawdust	0		
3021	jittery stone triangle	0		
3022	medium stone triangle	0		
3023	small stone triangle	0		
3024	stone pyramid	0		
3025	artisanal corpse on the beach	3	super EPIC	
3026	weak hand-crafted corpsetini	2	super ultra mega EPIC	
3027	spirit-forward acceptable corpsedriver	5	good	
3028	distilled smooth shaking Corpse Island iced tea	5	awesome	
3029	watered-down acceptable fuchsia red-headed corpse	2	good	
3030	boozy smooth yellow kamicorpse-ee	5	awesome	
3031	lousy jittery corpsel	3	decent	
3032	weak bad pulsating corpsebite	2	decent	
3033	squat pirate fledges of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Look like a Pirate
3034	piece of thirteen	0		
3035	adequate pearl onion	3	good	
3036	moldy snack-sized sea biscuit	2	crappy	
3037	irresponsibly strong tolerable bottle of rum	7	good	
3038	lousy fortified bouncing bottle of black-label rum	5	decent	
3039	cannonball	0		
3040	mirror voodoo skull	0		
3041	jittery joke scroll	0		
3042	shaking blue huge Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E.	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
3043	pulsating metallic foil bow	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
3044	metallic foil radar dish	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Equips On: "Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E.", Last Available: "2011-12"
3045	jumbo spoiled green nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear	5	crappy	Last Available: "2007-12"
3046	spoiled mirror nanite-infested candy cane	4	crappy	Last Available: "2020-09"
3047	big stale nanite-infested fruitcake	5	decent	Last Available: "2007-12"
3048	tolerable practically non-alcoholic nanite-infested eggnog	1	good	Last Available: "2007-12"
3049	fuchsia El Vibrato power sphere	0		
3050	upside-down horrifying eyepatch	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xBarrr"
3051	jittery teal cutlass of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25
3052	savvy breeches	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xPotato"
3053	narrow gray mood ring	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
3054	nitrogenated galvanized spinning candy heart	0		Effect: "Dreadful Fear", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2007-02"
3055	polarized quadruple-vacuum-sealed cymbal syrup	0		Free Pull, Effect: "Stop and Smell the Fudge", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2007-02"
3056	extremely unsafe metallic foil cat ears	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Alters Page Text, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 7", Last Available: "2007-02"
3057	nanofiber cloth	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3058	iGoogly	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3059	huge theoretical string	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3060	synthetic stuffing	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3061	skewed skewed toy hoverpad	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3062	LED block	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3063	purple gyroscope	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
3064	wicked cyborg doll	0		Spell Damage: +5, Last Available: "2007-12"
3065	purple spinning blurry buckyball	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
3066	family-friendly toy maglev monorail	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2007-12"
3067	dollhive	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3068	toy deathbot	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3069	laser cannon	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3070	plexifoam chin strap	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3071	blinking silicon-infused gluteal shield	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3072	carbonite visor	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3073	narrow set of Unobtainium straps	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3074	bouncing maroon polymorphic fastening apparatus	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3075	General Assembly Module	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3076	blinking squat cyan laser targeting chip	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3077	mirror hi-density nylocite leg armor	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3078	kevlateflocite helmet	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3079	Bulky Buddy Box	0		Last Available: "2007-12", Wiki Name: "Bulky Buddy Box (hatchling)"
3080	teddy borg	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3081	clever marionette collective	0		Maximum MP: +20, Last Available: "2007-12"
3082	monomolecular yo-yo	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
3083	shaking gray blob	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3084	arcane researcher's borg sock monkey	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Last Available: "2007-12"
3085	avaricious banded roboduck-on-a-string	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2007-12"
3086	mylar scout drone	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3087	teddy borg sewing kit	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3088	horrifying biomechanical crimborg helmet of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Spooky Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 37", Last Available: "2007-12"
3089	brawny C.B.F.G. of dire peril	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Weapon Damage: +20, Last Available: "2007-12"
3090	up-at-dawn zippy biomechanical crimborg leg armor	0		Initiative: +20, Adventures: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1.5xGhuol, cap 37", Last Available: "2007-12"
3091	modified vitachoconutriment capsule	0		Effect: "Spiro Gyro", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2007-12"
3092	yellow handmade hobby horse of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2007-12"
3093	smooth ball-in-a-cup	0		Moxie: +15, Last Available: "2007-12"
3094	razor-sharp set of jacks	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Last Available: "2007-12"
3095	miniature rotten laser-broiled pear	2	crappy	Last Available: "2007-12"
3096	toasty careful polyalloy shield	0		Monster Level: -10, Hot Damage: +5, Last Available: "2007-12"
3097	fish scaler	0		Last Available: "2007-12", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.33
3098	killing feather	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3099	blinking teal ring	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3100	robotronic egg	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3101	ghostly rogue swarmer	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3102	sawblade fragment	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3103	bouncing unstable laser battery	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3104	flame-retardant vibrating cyborg knife of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Hot Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2007-12"
3105	foul-smelling Oprah's immense cyborg hand	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Stench Damage: +10, Last Available: "2007-12"
3106	huge yellow resourceful strapping cyborg stompin' boot of the boozehound	0		Muscle: +5, Maximum MP: +50, Booze Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2007-12"
3107	deactivated RoboGoose	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3108	overclocked avian microprocessor	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2007-12"
3109	squat red Miniborg stomper	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3110	Miniborg strangler	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3111	Miniborg laser	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3112	Miniborg beeper	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3113	purple Miniborg hiveminder	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3114	Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3115	old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3116	Hodgman	0		
3117	Libram of Divine Favors	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12", Skill: "Summon Party Favor"
3118	pulsating divine noisemaker	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3119	divine can of silly string	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3120	purple divine blowout	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3121	upside-down blinking maroon divine champagne popper	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3122	blurry divine cracker	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3123	divine champagne flute	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3124	warmed colloidal liquefied fruitfilm	0		Effect: "Memories of Puppy Love", Effect Duration: 48
3125	cold-filtered spinning shaking piece of after eight	0		Effect: "Stands Alone", Effect Duration: 57
3126	hobo nickel	0		
3127	tumbling sandcastle	0		
3128	marshmallow	0		
3129	stale bite-sized roasted marshmallow	1	decent	
3130	disc	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3131	moldy olive tin cup of mulligan stew	4	crappy	
3132	avaricious lard-coated flamin' bindle	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +30
3133	purple twirling chilly veiny freezin' bindle	0		Maximum HP: +10, Cold Damage: +5
3134	tumbling foul-smelling savvy stinkin' bindle	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Stench Damage: +10
3135	dance instructor's Newton's bindle	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10
3136	chilly sleazy bindle of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Cold Damage: +5
3137	hale 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	0		Maximum HP: +20
3138	blinking jittery lime green bouncing steel-toed Hodgman's whackin' stick	0		Damage Reduction: 9
3139	hardy banded Hodgman's imaginary hamster	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Maximum HP: +50
3140	upside-down soft shoes	0		Single Equip
3141	panhandle panhandling hat of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
3142	cup of infinite pencils of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Damage Aura: 1
3143	mirror twirling strapping Hodgman's disgusting technicolor overcoat of doom	0		Muscle: +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +50
3144	upside-down a torn paper strip	0		
3145	El Vibrato translator	0		
3146	tumbling El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)"
3147	teal El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)"
3148	El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)"
3149	El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)"
3150	cyan El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)"
3151	El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)"
3152	narrow El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)"
3153	El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)"
3154	mirror El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)"
3155	El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)"
3156	El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes)"
3157	blue El Vibrato drone	0		
3158	sparking El Vibrato drone	0		
3159	extra-altered activated bouncing warm El Vibrato drone	0		Effect: "Quantum of Moxie", Effect Duration: 61
3160	super-electrified deionized humming El Vibrato drone	0		Effect: "Pharmaceutically Cool", Effect Duration: 69
3161	colloidal boiled El Vibrato drone	0		Effect: "Okee-Dokee, Smokee", Effect Duration: 54
3162	pulsating blurry El Vibrato helmet	0		Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato, 1xFairy"
3163	El Vibrato energy spear	0		
3164	El Vibrato leg guards	0		Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xGhuol"
3165	broken El Vibrato drone	0		
3166	repaired El Vibrato drone	0		
3167	fuchsia blurry augmented El Vibrato drone	0		
3168	concentrated ghostly seal eyeball	0		Effect: "Celestial Sheen", Effect Duration: 40
3169	snack-sized stale turtle soup	2	decent	Effect: "[598]A Little Bit Evil"
3170	evil noodles	0		
3171	nauseating reagent	0		
3172	Samson's evil paper umbrella	0		Experience (Muscle): +5
3173	colloidal electrified jittery evil vihuela	0		Effect: "Taurus Rising", Effect Duration: 19
3174	flavorless evil boring spaghetti	3	decent	
3175	stale ghostly evil noodles	3	decent	
3176	delicious evil noodles	4	awesome	
3177	spoiled fancy evil painful penne pasta	3	crappy	Effect: "Influence of Sphere", Effect Duration: 45
3178	diet moldy 3vi1 pr0n m4nic0tti	1	crappy	
3179	delicious wobbly evil ravioli della hippy	3	awesome	
3180	enchanted miniature tasty evil noodles	2	awesome	Effect: "Feroci Tea", Effect Duration: 25
3181	denatured electrified pulsating evil potion of potency	0		Effect: "Square to be Hip", Effect Duration: 54
3182	non-Vulcanized evil libation of liveliness	0		Effect: "Penguinny Flavor", Effect Duration: 31
3183	colloidal moist evil tomato juice of powerful power	0		Effect: "Chorale of Companionship", Effect Duration: 33
3184	alkaline evil eyedrops of the ermine	0		Effect: "Sinuses For Miles", Effect Duration: 43
3185	warmed polarized evil ointment of the occult	0		Effect: "Bilious Brawn", Effect Duration: 32
3186	warmed denatured evil serum of sarcasm	0		Effect: "Memory of Attractiveness", Effect Duration: 55
3187	unsweetened evil philter of phorce	0		Effect: "The Power of LOV", Effect Duration: 67
3188	smooth boozy an evil sump'm sump'm	5	awesome	
3189	special irresponsibly strong lousy evil ducha de oro	8	decent	Effect: "Witch Breaded", Effect Duration: 10
3190	smooth evil horizontal tango	3	awesome	
3191	drinkable jittery evil roll in the hay	3	good	
3192	naughty origami kit	0		Last Available: "2008-02"
3193	naughty fortune teller	0		Softcore Only, Last Available: "2008-02"
3194	origami "gentlemen's" magazine	0		Softcore Only, Last Available: "2008-02"
3195	gray naughty paper shuriken	0		Last Available: "2008-02"
3196	spinning quilted origami pasties	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2008-02"
3197	personal trainer's origami riding crop of Tarzan of the empath	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Familiar Weight: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2008-02"
3198	El Vibrato trapezoid	0		
3199	lump of coal	0		
3200	lump of diamond	0		
3201	mirror thick padded envelope	0		
3202	nippy sage KoL Con IV Pole of chilblains	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Cold Damage: 35, Last Available: "2007-09"
3203	dwarvish magazine	0		
3204	dwarvish war helmet	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 41"
3205	mirror dwarvish war mattock	0		
3206	mirror dwarvish war kilt	0		Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 41"
3207	shaking dwarvish punchcard	0		
3208	small laminated card	0		
3209	laminated card	0		
3210	blurry notbig laminated card	0		
3211	huge unlarge laminated card	0		
3212	dwarvish document	0		
3213	dwarvish paper	0		
3214	blurry ghostly dwarvish parchment	0		
3215	lime green overcharged El Vibrato power sphere	0		
3216	ghostly Fly-By-Knight Heraldry form	0		Free Pull
3217	skewed squat ghostly El Vibrato Megadrone	0		
3218	skewed spinning rosewater-soaked glowstick of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2008-02", Raveosity: +1
3219	skewed sane hatrack	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
3220	hobo code binder	0		Free Pull
3221	gator skin	0		
3222	smooth gatorskin umbrella of dire peril	0		Moxie: +15, Weapon Damage: +20
3223	jittery sewer nuggets	0		
3224	sewer wad	0		
3225	practically non-alcoholic smooth green bottle of sewage schnapps	1	awesome	
3226	perfectly mixed bottle of Ooze-O	3	EPIC	
3227	massive normal gray C.H.U.M. chum	8	good	
3228	stale gigantic spinning unfortunate dumplings	9	decent	
3229	lime green decaying goldfish liver	0		
3230	super-dry super-improved narrow oil of oiliness	0		Effect: "Elemental Saucesphere", Effect Duration: 25
3231	huge Lo Pan's tattered paper crown	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "1xSombrero, cap 15"
3232	rotten vanilla-frosted king cake	4	crappy	Last Available: "2008-03"
3233	inflatable duck	0		
3234	water wings	0		Wiki Name: "water wings"
3235	twirling noodle	0		
3236	Kissin' Cousins	0		Skill: "Awesome Balls of Fire"
3237	tumbling huge Tales from the Fireside	0		Skill: "Conjure Relaxing Campfire"
3238	Blizzards I Have Died In	0		Skill: "Snowclone"
3239	Maxing, Relaxing	0		Skill: "Maximum Chill"
3240	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	0		Skill: "Eggsplosion"
3241	Travels with Jerry	0		Skill: "Mudbath"
3242	Let Me Be!	0		Skill: "Raise Backup Dancer"
3243	Asleep in the Cemetery	0		Skill: "Creepy Lullaby"
3244	Summer Nights	0		Skill: "Grease Lightning"
3245	Sensual Massage for Creeps	0		Skill: "Inappropriate Backrub"
3246	family-friendly Lo Pan's Ol' Scratch's ol' britches	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Class: "Sauceror", Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xPotato"
3247	cyan thinker's Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: 30, Class: "Sauceror", Familiar Effect: "hot atk"
3248	narrow sizzling crafty rock-hard Ol' Scratch's ash can	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Maximum MP: +10, Hot Damage: +10, Class: "Sauceror"
3249	medical-grade pink plastic baby	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2008-03"
3250	sausage	0		
3251	fireproof supercool Frosty's silk hat	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Hot Resistance: +3, Class: "Seal Clubber", Familiar Effect: "cold atk"
3252	friendly studded Frosty's carrot	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Familiar Weight: +3, Class: "Seal Clubber", Single Equip
3253	bouncing Jeselnik's dance instructor's cool Frosty's nailbat	0		Moxie: +5, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Sleaze Damage: +25, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3254	hale Samson's Oscus's pelt	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Maximum HP: +20, Class: "Pastamancer", Single Equip
3255	lime green foul-smelling friendly coward's Wand of Oscus	0		Monster Level: -20, Familiar Weight: +3, Stench Damage: +10, Class: "Pastamancer"
3256	forbidden Socratic Oscus's dumpster waders	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Class: "Pastamancer", Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xBarrr"
3257	banded Zombo's skullcap of the bloodbag	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Maximum HP: +100, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "spooky atk"
3258	jittery inspector's gravedigger's scorching Zombo's shield	0		Hot Damage: +25, Spooky Damage: +10, Item Drop: +15, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
3259	bouncing blinking dangerous smartaleck's Zombo's grievous greaves	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Weapon Damage: +10, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xBarrr"
3260	fortified experienced Chester's moustache of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Experience: +2, Damage Absorption: +60, Class: "Disco Bandit", Single Equip
3261	Temple Grandin's Sinatra's Chester's bag of candy	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Familiar Weight: +7, Class: "Disco Bandit"
3262	family-friendly razor-sharp Chester's cutoffs	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Class: "Disco Bandit", Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1.5xGhuol"
3263	blurry Sp'n-Zor's Grimoire of "Tasteful" Gifts	0		Last Available: "2008-04", Skill: "Summon Tasteful Items"
3264	candygram	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3265	bag of Crotchety Pine saplings	0		
3266	bag of Saccharine Maple saplings	0		
3267	pulsating bag of Laughing Willow saplings	0		
3268	triple-concentrated handful of Crotchety Pine needles	0		Effect: "Human-Insect Hybrid", Effect Duration: 31
3269	denatured pulsating lump of Saccharine Maple sap	0		Effect: "Brother Smothers's Blessing", Effect Duration: 52
3270	adjusted squat handful of Laughing Willow bark	0		Effect: "Mushroom Melody", Effect Duration: 59
3271	occult crotchety pants	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Put Down Roots", Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 2xGhuol, cap 18"
3272	Saccharine Maple pendant	0		Item Drop: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spray Sap"
3273	spinning therapeutic willowy bonnet	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Rouse Sapling", Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 18"
3274	flavored foot massage oil	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3275	dart	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3276	black-and-blue light	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3277	Loudmouth Larry Lamprey	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3278	pulsating up-at-dawn studded belt	0		Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2008-04"
3279	wobbly personal massager	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3280	blue personalized coffee mug	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2008-04"
3281	plasma ball	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3282	ghostly arcane researcher's stick-on eyebrow piercing	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Last Available: "2008-04"
3283	spoiled small salad	2	crappy	
3284	huge skewed gray smelly padded C.H.U.M. lantern	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +10
3285	Herculean C.H.U.M. knife	0		Experience (Muscle): +1
3286	banded Frosty's snowball sack	0		Damage Absorption: +100
3287	jittery quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3288	shimmering tendrils	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3289	scintillating powder	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3290	abandoned candy	0		
3291	secret tropical island volcano lair map	0		
3292	adorable seal larva	0		
3293	untamable turtle	0		
3294	macaroni duck	0		
3295	upside-down friendly cheez blob	0		
3296	unusual disco ball	0		
3297	shaking stray chihuahua	0		
3298	tumbling pretty pink bow	0		
3299	smiley-face sticker	0		
3300	farfalle bow tie	0		
3301	jalapeño slices	0		
3302	stick-on mini solar panels	0		
3303	sombrero	0		Sombrero Bonus: +10
3304	skewed Argarggagarg's fang	0		
3305	Safari Jack's moustache	0		
3306	Yakisoba's hat	0		
3307	Heimandatz's heart	0		
3308	Jocko Homo's head	0		
3309	ghostly The Mariachi's guitar case	0		
3310	sealskin drum of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3311	olive prompt washboard shield	0		Adventures: +3, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
3312	clever spaghetti-box banjo	0		Maximum MP: +20, Class: "Pastamancer"
3313	narrow marinara jug of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Class: "Sauceror"
3314	family-friendly makeshift castanets	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Class: "Disco Bandit"
3315	pulsating Fonzie's left-handed melodica	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Class: "Accordion Thief"
3316	dehydrated yellow epic wad	1	EPIC	
3317	bottlecap of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7, Single Equip
3318	Annie Oakley's corncob pipe	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Single Equip
3319	stiffened Mr. Joe's bangles	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Single Equip
3320	frayed rope belt of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Single Equip
3321	packet of mayfly bait	0		Last Available: "2008-05"
3322	brainy strapping mayfly bait necklace	0		Muscle: +5, Mysticality: +5, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Summon Mayfly Swarm", Last Available: "2008-05"
3323	Ol' Scratch's salad fork	0		
3324	Frosty's frosty mug	0		
3325	fancy watered-down tolerable jar of fermented pickle juice	2	good	Effect: "Far Out", Effect Duration: 20
3326	diluted gray voodoo snuff	1	awesome	
3327	delicious special extra-greasy slider	4	awesome	Effect: "Super Speed", Effect Duration: 5
3328	ribald mansplainer's crumpled felt fedora	0		Monster Level: +15, Sleaze Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "0.75xVolley, 0.75xLep"
3329	mansplainer's cool battered top-hat	0		Moxie: +5, Monster Level: +15, Familiar Effect: "0.5xVolley, 0.75xFairy"
3330	lightning-fast executive shapeless wide-brimmed hat	0		Meat Drop: +40, Initiative: +40, Familiar Effect: "0.75xLep, 0.75xFairy"
3331	gravedigger's mostly rat-hide leggings of the glutton	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Food Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xPotato"
3332	green flame-retardant electrified hobo dungarees	0		Hot Resistance: +1, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "0.5xVolley, 1xPotato"
3333	squat sage patched suit-pants of the early riser	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Adventures: +7, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 0.5xFairy"
3334	shaking hobo stogie	0		Single Equip
3335	spinning rope with some soap on it	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Single Equip
3336	dead guy's piece of double-sided tape	0		
3337	stanky toasty dead guy's memento	0		Hot Damage: +5, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Nonstackable Watch
3338	normal banquet	4	good	
3339	sharpened hubcap	0		
3340	very caltrop	0		
3341	ghostly The Six-Pack of Pain	0		
3342	huge hobo monkey	0		
3343	bindle	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3344	bed of coals	0		
3345	air mattress	0		
3346	pulsating filth-encrusted futon	0		
3347	blurry comfy coffin	0		
3348	mattress	0		
3349	fuchsia dinged-up triangle	0		
3350	bad purple Ralph IX cognac	3	decent	
3351	llama lama cria	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2008-06"
3352	zen motorcycle	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3353	pressed modified llama lama gong	0		Effect: "Billiards Belligerence", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2008-06"
3354	tiny rotten maroon banana-frosted king cake	1	crappy	Last Available: "2008-08"
3355	clever brown plastic baby	0		Maximum MP: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2008-08"
3356	plump juicy grub	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3357	wobbly squat shimmering moth	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3358	squat delectable fire ant	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3359	bouncing scrumptious ice ant	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3360	stinkbug	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3361	yummy death watch beetle	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3362	tasty louse	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3363	yummy huge mole molé	6	awesome	Last Available: "2008-06"
3364	bad Morlock's Mark Bourbon	4	decent	Last Available: "2008-06"
3365	activated huge Climate Colada	0		Effect: "Icy Composition", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2008-06"
3366	denatured blinking digital underground potion	0		Effect: "Headstrong", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2008-06"
3367	huge interesting-looking twig	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3368	twisted spinning glimmering roc feather	1	crappy	Last Available: "2008-06"
3369	boiled wobbly fuchsia glimmering phoenix feather	1		Last Available: "2008-06"
3370	diluted fuchsia spinning glimmering penguin feather	1		Effect: "Adapt to Change Eventually", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2008-06"
3371	modified blurry ghostly glimmering buzzard feather	1		Effect: "Twenty-three Squid, Ew", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2008-06"
3372	diluted glimmering raven feather	1		Effect: "Impregnably Delicious", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2008-06"
3373	dehydrated skewed shaking glimmering great tit feather	1		Effect: "Transcendental Wind", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2008-06"
3374	house of twigs and spit	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3375	The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder	0		Skill: "The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder"
3376	Benetton's Medley of Diversity	0		Skill: "Benetton's Medley of Diversity"
3377	Elron's Explosive Etude	0		Skill: "Elron's Explosive Etude"
3378	Chorale of Companionship	0		Skill: "Chorale of Companionship"
3379	Prelude of Precision	0		Skill: "Prelude of Precision"
3380	auspicious deadly Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Item Drop: +10
3381	Da Vinci's Ol' Scratch's stove door	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Thorns: 1
3382	rosy-cheeked Ol' Scratch's manacles of the boozehound of the glutton	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Booze Drop: +100, Food Drop: +100, Single Equip
3383	rock-hard padded Chester's sunglasses of Flo-Jo	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Damage Reduction: 5, Initiative: +100, Single Equip
3384	squat fuchsia wholesome Chester's muscle shirt of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +10
3385	narrow yellow Chester's Aquarius medallion of chilblains of the brazier	0		Cold Damage: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
3386	lime green Jeselnik's Zombo's shoulder blade of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Damage: +25
3387	mansplainer's studded Zombo's skull ring	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Monster Level: +15, Single Equip
3388	Zombo's empty eye	0		
3389	aromatic smooth Frosty's arm	0		Moxie: +15, Stench Resistance: +1
3390	mirror frightening Rosewater's brawny Staff of the Deepest Freeze	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Mysticality Percent: +30, Spooky Damage: +5
3391	Frosty's iceball	0		
3392	purple rosy-cheeked Oscus's garbage can lid	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Thorns: 1
3393	Oscus's neverending soda	0		
3394	razor-sharp thinker's Oscus's flypaper pants	0		Mysticality: +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xPotato"
3395	Jeselnik's vibrating Hodgman's porkpie hat	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Sleaze Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 0.5xVolley, 0.5xFairy"
3396	pulsating Jim Carey's brawny Hodgman's lobsterskin pants	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Monster Level: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato"
3397	electrified Hodgman's bow tie of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip
3398	watered-down tolerable ghostly Hodgman's blanket	2	good	
3399	lousy jar of squeeze	3	decent	
3400	normal bouncing bowl of fishysoisse	3	good	
3401	denatured deadly lampshade	0		Effect: "[800]Chocolate Reign", Effect Duration: 30
3402	ionized warmed liquefied blinking maroon concentrated garbage juice	0		Effect: "Sepia Tan", Effect Duration: 25
3403	lewd playing card	0		
3404	gravedigger's Lo Pan's smooth deck of lewd playing cards	0		Moxie: +15, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Spooky Damage: +10
3405	cool Hodgman's sock	0		Moxie: +5, Single Equip
3406	hale Hodgman's varcolac paw	0		Maximum HP: +20
3407	spinning beefy Hodgman's almanac	0		Muscle: +10
3408	twirling Hodgman's harmonica of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40
3409	zippy Hodgman's garbage sticker	0		Initiative: +20
3410	ghostly wicked Hodgman's detector	0		Spell Damage: +5
3411	pulsating thinker's Hodgman's cane	0		Mysticality: +10
3412	blurry Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times	0		Skill: "Natural Born Scrabbler"
3413	Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics	0		Skill: "Thrift and Grift"
3414	Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin	0		Skill: "Abs of Tin"
3415	Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top	0		Skill: "Marginally Insane"
3416	jittery ghostly hobo fortress blueprints	0		
3421	mirror red blinking box of fireworks	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire off a Roman Candle", Last Available: "2008-07", Item Drop (sporadic): +12.5
3422	tarnished frozen sterno-flavored Hob-O	0		Effect: "stats.enq", Effect Duration: 58
3423	quadruple-warmed tarnished frostbite-flavored Hob-O	0		Effect: "Hyphemariffic", Effect Duration: 65
3424	wet bouncing fry-oil-flavored Hob-O	0		Effect: "Biologically Shocked", Effect Duration: 49
3425	cold-filtered liquefied huge garbage-juice-flavored Hob-O	0		Effect: "Berry Berry Cold", Effect Duration: 64
3426	triple-concentrated wet narrow strawberry-flavored Hob-O	0		Effect: "Liquidy Smoky", Effect Duration: 59
3427	blue roll of Hob-Os	0		
3428	adjusted bouncing Everlasting Deckswabber	0		Effect: "Hopped Up on Goofballs", Effect Duration: 44
3430	bindle of joy	0		
3431	cotton candy cocoon	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2008-08"
3432	cotton candy cordial	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2008-08"
3433	spice melange	0		
3434	rattling cigar box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
3435	extremely unsafe stirring stick of the blizzard	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Cold Spell Damage: +25
3436	perfumed stanky Rosewater's Staff of the Teapot Tempest	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +5
3437	Staff of the Black Kettle of the brute of vim and vigor of the businessman	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Meat Drop: +50
3438	scorching extremely unsafe Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron of vim and vigor	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Hot Damage: +25
3439	Rainbow's Gravity	0		Skill: "Rainbow Gravitation", Last Available: "2008-07"
3440	vaporized prismatic wad	1	crappy	Last Available: "2008-07"
3441	bouncing hardened club of the five seasons	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Last Available: "2008-07"
3442	maroon rainbow crossbow of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2008-07"
3443	teal kitten	0		
3444	supercool webbed comic mask	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 2"
3445	cyan Junior Adventurer's kit	0		
3446	squat groovy prism necklace	0		Single Equip, Sporadic Thorns: 2.5
3447	twirling baleful six-rainbow shield of mayonnaise	0		Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2008-07"
3448	upside-down rainbow bomb	0		Last Available: "2008-07"
3449	squat cotton candy cone	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3450	cotton candy pinch	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3451	olive cotton candy smidgen	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3452	cotton candy skoshe	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3453	cotton candy plug	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3454	cotton candy pillow	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3455	squat skewed cotton candy bale	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3456	huge trusty torch of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Last Available: "2011-12"
3457	brainy Junior Adventurer's merit badge	0		Mysticality: +5, Single Equip
3458	electrified cold-filtered STYX deodorant body spray	0		Effect: "Knightlife", Effect Duration: 43
3459	artisanal shaking white-label gin	4	EPIC	
3460	flavorless tin rations	3	decent	
3461	haiku challenge map	0		
3462	terrible poem	0		
3463	hand-crafted bottle of sake	3	EPIC	
3464	lime green round pebble of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7
3465	spoiled purple Bash-Ōs cereal	3	crappy	Wiki Name: "Bash-Os cereal"
3466	crafty healthy sinister haiku katana	0		Spell Damage: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Maximum MP: +10, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spring Raindrop Attack", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Summer Siesta", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Falling Leaf Whirlwind", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Winter's Bite Technique", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "The 17 Cuts", Last Available: "2008-09"
3467	pulsating bargain flash powder	0		
3468	Usain Bolt's plastic baby	0		Initiative: +80, Single Equip, Last Available: "2008-12"
3469	diet moldy blueberry-frosted king cake	1	crappy	Last Available: "2008-12"
3470	shaking lime green bitty bathysphere	0		Familiar Weight: -20, Underwater Familiar, Familiar Effect: "adventure underwater"
3471	blinking damp boot	0		
3472	flame-retardant Seasonal Beret of the brute of the brazier	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 25"
3473	Bash-Ōs boxtop	0		Wiki Name: "Bash-Os boxtop"
3474	concentrated polymerized cranberry cordial	0		Effect: "Violent Night", Effect Duration: 52
3475	warmed moist yellow jittery blackberry polite	0		Effect: "Wings of the Grasshopper", Effect Duration: 29
3476	oxidized enhanced wobbly tumbling plum lozenge	0		Effect: "Cletus's Canticle of Celerity", Effect Duration: 20
3477	corrupted ionized pear lozenge	0		Effect: "Egg-stra Arm", Effect Duration: 21
3478	quadruple-pickled super-frozen magnetized peach lozenge	0		Effect: "Moon'd", Effect Duration: 54
3479	balloon shield	0		Thorns: 1
3480	ghostly spot	0		
3481	uniclops egg	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2009-10"
3482	passed-out psychedelic bear	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2009-10"
3483	psychedelic bubble wand	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3484	eye 'n' horn shampoo	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3485	altered glittery mascara	0		Effect: "Ichorous Eyesight", Effect Duration: 51
3486	dull fish scale	0		
3487	ghostly rough fish scale	0		
3488	maroon pristine fish scale	0		
3489	snack-sized toothsome cyan beefy fish meat	2	awesome	Effect: "Fishy", Effect Duration: 5
3490	bland glistening fish meat	3	decent	Effect: "Fishy", Effect Duration: 5
3491	normal slick fish meat	3	good	Effect: "Fishy", Effect Duration: 5
3492	spinning horrifying healthy fish scimitar	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Spooky Damage: +25
3493	bouncing scandalous fish stick of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +5
3494	mirror rosewater-soaked quilted fish bazooka	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Stench Resistance: +3
3495	galvanized polymerized narrow sea salt crystal	0		Effect: "Tearful, Fearful", Effect Duration: 58
3496	irradiated improved pulsating bazookafish bubble gum	0		Effect: "Booze Goozles", Effect Duration: 27
3497	distilled bad bottle of Pete's Sake	5	decent	
3498	invisible bag	0		Familiar Effect: "8xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2011-12"
3499	huge witch hat	0		Familiar Effect: "8xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2011-12"
3500	mirror beholed bedsheet	0		Familiar Effect: "8xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2011-12"
3501	moldy fancy canapés	3	crappy	Effect: "You Know Who to Call", Effect Duration: 45
3502	twisted red thermos of brew	1	decent	Last Available: "2011-12"
3503	acceptable tumbling wobbly glass of brandy	3	good	Last Available: "2011-12"
3504	French slippers	0		
3505	hale LWA ring	0		Maximum HP: +20
3506	LARP membership card	0		Last Available: "2008-10"
3507	Scratch 'n' Sniff Sticker Tome	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2008-11", Skill: "Summon Stickers"
3508	prompt scratch 'n' sniff sword	0		Adventures: +3, Breakable, Last Available: "2008-11"
3509	scratch 'n' sniff unicorn sticker	0		Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2008-11"
3510	scratch 'n' sniff apple sticker	0		Experience: +2, Last Available: "2008-11"
3511	scratch 'n' sniff UPC sticker	0		Meat Drop: +25, Last Available: "2008-11"
3512	blinking scratch 'n' sniff wrestler sticker	0		All Attributes Percent: +10, Last Available: "2008-11"
3513	narrow scratch 'n' sniff dragon sticker	0		Spooky Damage: +3, Stench Damage: +3, Hot Damage: +3, Cold Damage: +3, Sleaze Damage: +3, Last Available: "2008-11"
3514	scratch 'n' sniff rock band sticker	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Spell Damage: +20, Last Available: "2008-11"
3515	blurry stanky ganger bandana of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk"
3516	skewed gray eel skin	0		
3517	rosewater-soaked eelskin hat	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "atk", Thorns: [env(underwater)]
3518	mirror censurious eelskin pants	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, MP regen", Thorns: [env(underwater)]
3519	eelskin shield of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Thorns: [env(underwater)]
3520	shark tooth	0		
3521	resourceful educational shark tooth necklace	0		Experience: +1, Maximum MP: +50, Single Equip
3522	narrow lard-coated nippy shark jumper	0		Cold Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
3523	anodized galvanized green twirling shark cartilage	0		Effect: "Radiant Personality", Effect Duration: 13
3524	concentrated quadruple-deionized activated eel battery	0		Effect: "Hairless and Airless", Effect Duration: 48
3525	concentrated wobbly temporary teardrop tattoo	0		Effect: "Bananas!", Effect Duration: 34
3526	mirror scratch 'n' sniff crossbow of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Breakable, Last Available: "2008-11"
3527	mutant rattlesnake egg	0		
3528	mutant fire ant egg	0		
3529	twirling mutant cactus bud	0		
3530	mutant gila monster egg	0		
3531	rattlesnake enrager	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3532	ant antidepressant	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3533	blurry cactus monocle	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3534	shaking Jawmaster 2000™	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3535	pulsating squat plans for depleted Grimacite hammer	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite hammer"
3536	pulsating plans for depleted Grimacite gravy boat	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite gravy boat"
3537	fuchsia plans for depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt"
3538	plans for depleted Grimacite grappling hook	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite grappling hook"
3539	plans for depleted Grimacite ninja mask	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite ninja mask"
3540	plans for depleted Grimacite shinguards	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite shinguards"
3541	tumbling tumbling plans for depleted Grimacite astrolabe	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite astrolabe"
3542	red dangerous depleted Grimacite hammer	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Last Available: "2011-12"
3543	purple twirling rosy-cheeked sage depleted Grimacite gravy boat	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2011-12"
3544	experienced depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt of Tarzan	0		Experience: +2, Experience (Muscle): +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-12"
3545	Jeselnik's depleted Grimacite grappling hook of courage	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-12"
3546	olive medical-grade depleted Grimacite ninja mask of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2011-12"
3547	therapeutic Samson's depleted Grimacite shinguards	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xBarrr, cap 25", Last Available: "2011-12"
3548	Jack Frost's curative depleted Grimacite astrolabe	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-12"
3549	dog trainer's deadly KoL Con Cinco Piñata Bat	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Experience (familiar): +1, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2008-09"
3550	huge Socratic propeller beanie	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 7"
3551	shaking flame-retardant Sinatra's beefy straw hat	0		Muscle: +10, Experience (Moxie): +5, Hot Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy"
3552	huge sharpshooter's dance instructor's Fonzie's octopus's spade	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Critical Hit Percent: +10
3553	twirling soggy seed packet	0		
3554	glob of slime	0		
3555	toothsome small sea carrot	2	awesome	
3556	diet stale sea cucumber	1	decent	
3557	moldy sea avocado	3	crappy	
3558	decent tiny huge sea lychee	1	good	
3559	super-sized normal sea tangelo	5	good	
3560	low-calorie normal sea honeydew	1	good	
3561	activated yellow spinning pressurized potion of puissance	0		Effect: "Purity of Spirit", Effect Duration: 68
3562	frozen warmed blinking fuchsia pressurized potion of perspicacity	0		Effect: "Cold Throat", Effect Duration: 34
3563	triple-ionized twirling pressurized potion of pulchritude	0		Effect: "Crimbo Nostalgia", Effect Duration: 69
3564	bad berry-infused sake	3	decent	
3565	artisanal watered-down spinning citrus-infused sake	2	super EPIC	
3566	weak smooth melon-infused sake	2	awesome	
3567	blinking slab of sponge	0		
3568	cyan wobbly deadly brawny sponge helmet of dire peril	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Weapon Damage: 25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy"
3569	padded spongy shield of chilblains of horror	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Cold Damage: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +25
3570	huge Fonzie's square sponge pants of the cougar of the cheetah	0		Moxie: +20, Experience (Moxie): +1, Initiative: +60, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xPotato"
3571	tumbling flytrap pellet	0		
3572	olive baby cuddlefish	0		
3573	six-armed sweater	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3574	slimy chest	0		
3575	sand dollar	0		
3576	huge flytrap bezoar	0		
3577	bezoar ring	0		
3578	huge candy cornucopia	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
3579	ballet slippers	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2008-12"
3580	green wriggling flytrap pellet	0		
3581	sushi-rolling mat	0		
3582	normal ghostly rice	4	good	
3584	bite-sized decent narrow irradiated candy cane	1	good	Last Available: "2008-12"
3585	low-calorie bland gingerbread mutant bugbear	1	decent	Last Available: "2008-12"
3586	tolerable wobbly oozenog	3	good	Last Available: "2008-12"
3587	improved super-activated upside-down pulsating green skewed sugar plum	0		Effect: "Chlorophyll Flavor", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2008-12"
3588	quantum oxidized sugar banana	0		Effect: "Ancient Protected", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2008-12"
3589	colloidal extra-alkaline upside-down sugar lime	0		Effect: "Painted-On Bikini", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2008-12"
3590	dry cold-filtered sugar cherry	0		Effect: "Prideful Strut", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2008-12"
3591	dog trainer's Sinatra's Mer-kin hookspear	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Experience (familiar): +1, Drops Meat
3592	tumbling Mer-kin takebag	0		Item Drop: +5
3593	narrow Mer-kin thingpouch	0		
3594	skewed maroon Mer-kin killscroll	0		
3595	electrified double-polarized Mer-kin fastjuice	0		Effect: "Oh Snap", Effect Duration: 41
3596	imitation crab crate	0		
3597	imitation crab meat	0		
3598	green imitation crab zoea	0		
3599	blurry gravedigger's medical-grade brawny moist sailor's cap	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Spooky Damage: +10, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "stench atk"
3600	family-friendly stiffened speargun	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Sleaze Resistance: +1
3601	compass of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50
3602	broken diving helmet	0		
3603	porthole	0		
3604	rivet	0		
3605	bubblin' stone	0		
3606	Usain Bolt's perfumed diving helmet of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +5, Initiative: +80, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato"
3607	ghostly fortified extremely unsafe aerated diving helmet of the empath	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Damage Absorption: +60, Familiar Weight: +5, Adventure Underwater, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato"
3608	huge live nautical mine	0		
3609	das boot	0		Familiar Weight: -10, Underwater Familiar, Familiar Effect: "adventure underwater"
3610	maroon imitation whetstone	0		
3611	nitrogenated aerosolized sea grease	0		Effect: "Superheroic", Effect Duration: 22
3612	upside-down sturdy Crimbo crate	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3613	squat battered Crimbo Crate	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3614	blinking twitching claw	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3615	maroon skewed wobbly rigid carapace	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3616	blinking pulsing flesh	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3617	ionized diffused blue unstable DNA	0		Effect: "Funky Coal Patina", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2008-12"
3618	The Spirit of Crimbo	0		Free Pull, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Recite 'The Spirit of Crimbo'", Last Available: "2008-12"
3619	wriggling tentacle	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3620	mass of wriggling tentacles	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3621	pair of twitching claws	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3622	fuchsia gnashing teeth	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3623	chitinous pod	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3624	dangerous parasitic claw	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Last Available: "2008-12"
3625	ruddy parasitic tentacles	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 5xBarrr, cap 7", Last Available: "2008-12"
3626	careful parasitic headgnawer	0		Monster Level: -10, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 7", Last Available: "2008-12", Thorns: 1
3627	parasitic strangleworm of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2008-12"
3628	pair of ragged claws	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3629	burrowgrub hive	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3630	Crimbo crate	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3631	quadruple-aerosolized red Gummi-DNA	0		Effect: "Wistfully Nostalgic", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2020-09"
3632	radioactive chew toy	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2008-12"
3633	rosewater-soaked supercharged elven socks	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2008-12"
3634	squat vibrating elven gloves of the early riser	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2008-12"
3635	blinking blinking gravedigger's dance instructor's festive holiday hat	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Spooky Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 7", Last Available: "2008-12"
3636	supercharged patent shoes of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2008-12"
3637	blurry spinning gray bow tie of the ox of the cheetah	0		Muscle: +20, Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2008-12"
3638	Usain Bolt's banded penguin thesaurus	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2008-12"
3639	decent snack-sized bouncing blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	2	good	Effect: "Amorphous Cheer", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-06"
3640	seaweed	0		
3641	yellow jamfish jam	0		
3642	ghostly dragonfish caviar	0		
3643	pufferfish spine	0		
3644	sharpshooter's depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Last Available: "2007-06"
3645	perfectly mixed canteen of wine	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2008-12"
3646	huge yummy blinking elven <i>limbos</i> gingerbread	9	awesome	Last Available: "2008-12"
3647	elven whittling knife	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3648	twirling ghostly magic dragonfish fry	0		
3649	map to Madness Reef	0		
3650	tasty small toast with jam	2	awesome	Last Available: "2008-12"
3651	antlers	0		Familiar Weight: +4, Last Available: "2008-12"
3652	irresponsibly strong mediocre elven moonshine	9	decent	Last Available: "2008-12"
3653	moldy knuckle sandwich	3	crappy	Last Available: "2008-12", Wiki Name: "knuckle sandwich"
3654	blinking greedy brawny psycho sweater	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2008-12"
3655	huge fuchsia fin-bit wax	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3656	Jim Carey's plastic Mob Penguin	0		Monster Level: +25, Last Available: "2008-12"
3657	twirling stylish plastic mutant elf	0		Moxie: +25, Last Available: "2008-12"
3658	plastic fat stack of cash of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Last Available: "2008-12"
3659	plastic strand of DNA of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Last Available: "2008-12"
3660	plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2008-12"
3661	teal container of Putty	0		Last Available: "2009-01"
3662	twirling smooth Putty mitre	0		Moxie: +15, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1.5xLep, 1.5xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2009-01"
3663	family-friendly friendly Putty leotard	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2009-01"
3664	skewed horrifying Putty ball	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2009-01"
3665	huge Putty sheet	0		Last Available: "2009-01"
3666	flame-wreathed coward's clever Putty snake	0		Maximum MP: +20, Monster Level: -20, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2009-01"
3667	Putty monster	0		Last Available: "2009-01"
3668	family-friendly beefy glow-in-the-dark wristwatch	0		Muscle: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-01", Nonstackable Watch
3669	groovy glow-in-the-dark dart gun	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Last Available: "2009-01"
3670	narrow hale glow-in-the-dark burrowgrub	0		Maximum HP: +20, Last Available: "2009-01"
3671	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
3672	moldy gigantic can of franks 'n' beans	10	crappy	Last Available: "2010-12"
3673	mediocre bottle of peppermint schnapps	3	decent	Last Available: "2010-12"
3674	pulsating throbbing rage gland	0		Skill: "Vent Rage Gland"
3675	Mer-kin pressureglobe	0		
3676	pulsating Mer-kin foodbucket	0		
3677	frightening diving muff	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Single Equip
3678	mediocre pulsating salinated mint julep	3	decent	
3679	ink bladder	0		
3680	esca	0		
3681	bubbling tempura batter	0		
3682	globe of Deep Sauce	0		
3683	teal map to the Marinara Trench	0		
3684	yummy bite-sized twirling tempura carrot	1	awesome	
3685	massive stale tempura cucumber	6	decent	
3686	rotten small tempura avocado	2	crappy	
3687	adequate sea broccoli	4	good	
3688	small stale sea cauliflower	2	decent	
3689	big stale tempura broccoli	5	decent	
3690	low-calorie normal green tempura cauliflower	1	good	
3691	spoiled immense upside-down sea blueberry	9	crappy	
3692	flavorless pulsating sea persimmon	3	decent	
3693	ionized pressurized potion of perception	0		Effect: "BOOsted", Effect Duration: 66
3694	galvanized corrupted skewed pressurized potion of proficiency	0		Effect: "Down With Chow", Effect Duration: 25
3695	twirling flame-retardant Mer-kin digpick	0		Hot Resistance: +1
3696	yellow anemone nematocyst	0		
3697	high-pressure seltzer bottle	0		
3698	velcro ore	0		
3699	teflon ore	0		
3700	vinyl ore	0		
3701	map to Anemone Mine	0		
3702	marine aquamarine	0		
3703	blinking valve wheel	0		
3704	squat gray waterlogged bootstraps	0		
3705	blurry avaricious careful velcro broadsword of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Monster Level: -10, Meat Drop: +30
3706	horrifying vibrating hardy velcro paddle ball	0		Maximum HP: +50, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Spooky Damage: +25
3707	smelly curative velcro shield of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Stench Spell Damage: +10, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
3708	huge prompt fireproof Annie Oakley's velcro boots	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Hot Resistance: +3, Adventures: +3, Single Equip
3709	nasty non-stick pugil stick of the detective	0		Stench Damage: +5, Item Drop: +20
3710	purple censurious nasty wizardly teflon spatula	0		Mysticality: +25, Stench Damage: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +3
3711	executive baleful teflon shield of the glutton	0		Spell Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +40, Food Drop: +100
3712	flame-wreathed Sinatra's teflon swim fins of horror	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
3713	censurious Lo Pan's 7-inch discus	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Sleaze Resistance: +3
3714	huge coward's razor-sharp PVC staff of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Monster Level: -20
3715	upside-down squat Van der Graaf Fonzie's slick vinyl shield	0		Moxie: +10, Experience (Moxie): +1, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
3716	Usain Bolt's gravedigger's Herculean vinyl boots	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Spooky Damage: +10, Initiative: +80, Single Equip
3717	shaking blurry decaying oar	0		
3718	fishhook	0		
3719	lantern	0		
3720	decaying pole	0		
3721	decaying paddle	0		
3722	shaking tarnished ring	0		
3723	tarnished rod	0		
3724	brittle plastic handle	0		
3725	gray foggy glass globe	0		
3726	shaking possessed tomato	0		
3727	shaking Nardz energy beverage	0		
3728	pile of coins	0		
3729	hand grenegg	0		
3730	caret	0		
3731	huge frightening glass gnoll eye	0		Spooky Damage: +5
3732	flattened quadruple-unsweetened cigar butt	0		Effect: "Grape Expectations", Effect Duration: 61
3733	skewed nasty healthy manly bloomers	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Stench Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, 1xGhuol, cap 13"
3734	Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	0		
3735	fat wallet	0		
3736	narrow sharpshooter's handwarmer of the detective	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Item Drop: +20, Single Equip
3737	blurry stanky lighter of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Stench Spell Damage: +25
3738	gigantic flavorless packet of beer nuts	6	decent	
3739	jittery skewed Boozehounds Anonymous token	0		
3740	handful of bees	0		
3741	upside-down upside-down spectral jelly	0		
3742	double-oxidized flattened spinning jellyfish gel	0		Effect: "Full of Wist", Effect Duration: 61
3743	spinning unstable quark	0		
3744	huge software glitch	0		
3745	fumble formula	0		Recipe: "concoction of clumsiness"
3746	vampire pearl	0		
3747	green mother's secret recipe	0		Recipe: "white chocolate chip brownies"
3749	modified concoction of clumsiness	0		Effect: "Phorcefullness", Effect Duration: 64
3750	shaking vampire pearl earring of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Single Equip
3751	special stale chocolate chip brownies	3	decent	Effect: "Oily Flavor", Effect Duration: 5
3753	ghostly Libram of Love Songs	0		Last Available: "2009-02", Skill: "Summon Love Song"
3754	extra-polymerized wobbly love song of vague ambiguity	0		Effect: "Okee-Dokee Go!", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2009-02"
3755	unsweetened love song of smoldering passion	0		Effect: "Preemptive Medicine", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2009-02"
3756	wet yellow love song of icy revenge	0		Effect: "Turn On, Tune In, Play Ball!", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2009-02"
3757	boiled alkaline love song of sugary cuteness	0		Effect: "Adrenaline Rush", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2009-02"
3758	triple-energized squat love song of disturbing obsession	0		Effect: "Petit Forbearance", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2009-02"
3759	chilled unsweetened squat love song of naughty innuendo	0		Effect: "Saucegoggles", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2009-02"
3760	altered breath mint	0		Effect: "Squatting and Thrusting", Effect Duration: 52
3761	smooth vampire pearl ring	0		Moxie: +15, Single Equip
3762	vampire pearl necklace of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Single Equip
3763	delicious weak upside-down slug of vodka	2	awesome	
3764	smooth huge slug of rum	3	awesome	
3765	delicious huge slug of shochu	3	awesome	
3766	hand-crafted practically non-alcoholic screwdiver	1	EPIC	
3767	acceptable weak dew yoana lei	2	good	
3768	hand-crafted squat lychee chuhai	3	EPIC	
3769	aged salacious screwdiver	3	awesome	
3770	drinkable pulsating dew yoana salacious lei	3	good	
3771	artisanal salacious lychee chuhai	4	EPIC	
3772	triple-distilled acceptable Alewife&trade; Ale	8	good	
3773	purple seaode	0		
3774	map to the Dive Bar	0		
3775	teal Mer-kin pinkslip	0		
3776	squat lion tamer's pink pinkslip slip of the businessman	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Meat Drop: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr"
3777	flame-wreathed brawny sea salt scrubs	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +10
3778	jittery ghostly Jim Carey's wicked amber aviator shades of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Spell Damage: +5, Monster Level: +25, Single Equip
3779	colloidal hair of the fish	0		Effect: "White Knuckles", Effect Duration: 11
3780	sharpshooter's healthy nurse's hat of the blizzard	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk"
3781	blank prescription sheet	0		
3782	vaporized blinking narrow bottle of melodramamine	1		
3783	pickled pulsating bottle of extra-strength melodramamine	1		
3784	paranormal ricotta	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3785	smoking talon	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3786	vampire glitter	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3787	tumbling wine-soaked bone chips	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3788	mirror jittery crumbling rat skull	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3789	twitching trigger finger	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3799	bouncing gray Apathargic Bandersnatch	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
3800	aquaviolet jub-jub bird	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Familiar Effect: "mys stats"
3801	huge crimsilion jub-jub bird	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Equips On: "Frumious Bandersnatch", Familiar Effect: "mus stats"
3802	twirling charpuce jub-jub bird	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Equips On: "Frumious Bandersnatch", Familiar Effect: "mox stats"
3803	reassuring padded Mer-kin roundshield of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Damage Absorption: +20, Spooky Resistance: +1
3804	resourceful deadly Mer-kin breastplate	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Maximum MP: +50
3805	dog trainer's Mer-kin sneakmask of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Experience (familiar): +1, Combat Rate (Underwater): -5, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy"
3806	Mer-kin prayerbeads	0		
3807	pickled cold-filtered spinning Mer-kin hidepaint	0		Effect: "Human-Penguin Hybrid", Effect Duration: 37
3808	Mer-kin trailmap	0		
3809	Mer-kin healscroll	0		
3810	yellow Mer-kin lockkey	0		
3811	Mer-kin stashbox	0		
3812	big moldy chocolate-frosted king cake	5	crappy	Last Available: "2009-06"
3813	Newton's plastic baby	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-06"
3815	midget clownfish	0		
3816	half-height unicycle	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3817	adequate small sea radish	2	good	
3818	chilly supercharged halibut of horror	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Cold Damage: +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +25
3819	eel sauce	0		
3820	Samson's water-polo mitt	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Single Equip
3821	super-concentrated diffused syringe	0		Effect: "Super-Mega-Charged", Effect Duration: 48
3822	red wand	0		Familiar Effect: "fishy spells", Sporadic Damage Aura: [0.2475*env(underwater)]
3823	frozen wobbly wad of cotton	0		Effect: "Eagle Eyes", Effect Duration: 47
3824	mirror Grandma's Note	0		
3825	maroon Grandma's Fuchsia Yarn	0		
3826	Grandma's Chartreuse Yarn	0		
3827	plastic oyster egg	0		
3828	Grandma's Map	0		
3829	adequate tempura radish	4	good	
3830	fortified water-polo cap	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr"
3831	hand-crafted watered-down upside-down Typical Tavern swill	2	EPIC	
3832	practically non-alcoholic tolerable tropical swill	1	good	
3833	artisanal special distilled blue fruity girl swill	5	EPIC	Effect: "Bilious Brains", Effect Duration: 50
3834	artisanal weak blended swill	2	EPIC	
3835	skewed costume wardrobe	0		Softcore Only
3836	auspicious Newton's Elvish sunglasses of Leguizamo of the overflowing toilet	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Monster Level: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Item Drop: +10, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play an Accordion Solo", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play a Guitar Solo", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play a Drum Solo", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play a Flute Solo", Last Available: "2009-04"
3837	jittery personal trainer's anniversary safety glass vest	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10
3838	medical-grade anniversary burlap belt	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
3839	anniversary balsa wood socks of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50
3840	anniversary latex mask	0		Familiar Weight: +1
3841	huge purple Jeselnik's anniversary pewter cape	0		Sleaze Damage: +25
3842	out-of-tune biwa of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20
3843	squat blue educational dented harmonica	0		Experience: +1
3844	executive wool magic whistle	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Meat Drop: +40
3845	plastic blowgun of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3
3846	tumbling family-friendly rock-hard slick jungle drum	0		Moxie: +10, Damage Reduction: 5, Sleaze Resistance: +1
3847	banded hippy bongo	0		Damage Absorption: +100
3848	twirling asbestos-lined knob bugle	0		Hot Resistance: +5
3849	Lo Pan's 4-dimensional guitar of the glutton	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Food Drop: +100
3850	personal trainer's boxing glove	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10
3851	gravedigger's Annie Oakley's boxing glove on a spring of mayonnaise	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Spooky Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
3852	mirror Tesla half-sized guitar of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
3853	rosy-cheeked Da Vinci's bass drum	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Maximum HP Percent: +30
3854	skewed crafty pixel boomerang	0		Maximum MP: +10
3855	blinking flame-retardant Annie Oakley's world's smallest violin of courage	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Hot Resistance: +1, Spooky Resistance: +3
3856	Jim Carey's dance instructor's ocarina of space of mayonnaise	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Monster Level: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
3857	mansplainer's a butt tuba	0		Monster Level: +15
3858	energetic bone flute	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20
3859	twirling razor-sharp infernal fife	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25
3860	tumbling vibrating charming flute	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10
3861	leaf of grass	0		
3862	upside-down Temple Grandin's electrified grass whistle	0		Familiar Weight: +7, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
3863	forbidden plastic guitar of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Spell Damage Percent: +50
3864	red Herculean finger cymbals	0		Experience (Muscle): +1
3865	baleful kettle drum of the brazier	0		Spell Damage: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +25
3866	red hardened double-barreled sling of chilblains	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Cold Damage: +25
3867	crafty groovy magilaser blastercannon	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Maximum MP: +10
3868	upside-down hanky&#363; of the brute of temperance	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Wiki Name: "frigid hankyu"
3869	lion tamer's clever ultimate ultimate frisbee	0		Maximum MP: +20, Experience (familiar): +2
3870	huge stolen office supplies	0		
3871	energetic sinister office-supply crossbow	0		Spell Damage: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +20
3872	smartaleck's pocket theremin	0		Moxie Percent: +30
3873	lightning-fast rave whistle of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Initiative: +40, Raveosity: +1
3874	hellseal hide	0		
3875	shredded hellseal hide	0		
3876	blinking mirror hellseal brain	0		
3877	twirling burst hellseal brain	0		
3878	hellseal sinew	0		
3879	upside-down torn hellseal sinew	0		
3880	hellseal disguise	0		
3881	veiny educational fouet de tortue-dressage	0		Experience: +1, Maximum HP: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Apprivoisez la tortue"
3882	encoded cult documents	0		
3883	cult memo	0		
3884	decoded cult documents	0		Skill: "Bind Spaghetti Elemental"
3885	quadruple-irradiated fuchsia blurry vial of slime	0		Effect: "critical.enh", Effect Duration: 57
3886	wet liquefied vial of slime	0		Effect: "Antarctic Memories", Effect Duration: 42
3887	chilled twirling twirling vial of slime	0		Effect: "White Knuckles", Effect Duration: 29
3888	ionized vial of slime	0		Effect: "Comic Violence", Effect Duration: 18
3889	magnetized extra-anodized teal vial of slime	0		Effect: "Turkey-Agitated", Effect Duration: 54
3890	electrified anodized chilled skewed vial of violet slime	0		Effect: "Muddled", Effect Duration: 66
3891	anodized huge maroon vial of vermilion slime	0		Effect: "Spiro Gyro", Effect Duration: 41
3892	modified huge vial of amber slime	0		Effect: "Trash-Wrapped", Effect Duration: 54
3893	colloidal vial of chartreuse slime	0		Effect: "Oh Snap", Effect Duration: 26
3894	quadruple-liquefied vial of teal slime	0		Effect: "Vinegavotte", Effect Duration: 13
3895	non-Vulcanized adjusted vial of indigo slime	0		Effect: "Stimulated Body", Effect Duration: 31
3896	chilled vial of slime	0		Effect: "Disco Neuropathy", Effect Duration: 25
3897	double-aerosolized warmed huge vial of brown slime	0		Effect: "How to Scam Tourists", Effect Duration: 62
3898	skewed huge bottle of G&uuml;-Gone	0		
3901	seal-blubber candle	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3902	figurine of a wretched-looking seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3903	blurry figurine of a baby seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3904	figurine of an armored seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3905	bouncing figurine of an seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3906	olive figurine of a sleek seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3907	figurine of a shadowy seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3908	figurine of a stinking seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3909	skewed figurine of a charred seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3910	figurine of a seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3911	figurine of a slippery seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3912	purple imbued seal-blubber candle	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3913	triple-distilled bad blended swill with a fly in it	9	decent	
3914	turtle wax	0		
3915	spinning wicked turtle wax shield	0		Spell Damage: +5
3916	twirling turtle wax helmet of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato, 0.5xFairy, cap 10"
3917	upside-down medical-grade turtle wax greaves	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xBarrr, cap 10"
3918	blurry rock-hard meat shield	0		Damage Reduction: 5
3919	turtlemail bits	0		
3920	hale turtlemail coif of the overflowing toilet	0		Maximum HP: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 20"
3921	sinister educational turtlemail breeches	0		Experience: +1, Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, 1.5xFairy, cap 20"
3922	jittery razor-sharp turtlemail hauberk of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Weapon Damage Percent: +25
3923	hedgeturtle	0		
3924	nasty spiky turtle helmet of courage	0		Stench Damage: +5, Spooky Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 32"
3925	cyan mansplainer's spiky turtle shoulderpads	0		Monster Level: +15, Single Equip, Thorns: 2
3926	blinking huge frosty spiky turtle shield of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Cold Spell Damage: +10
3927	skewed turtling rod	0		Class: "Turtle Tamer"
3928	syncopated turtle	0		
3929	pulsating grinning turtle	0		
3930	triple-aerosolized fuchsia wobbly wobbly tainted seal's blood	0		Effect: "Bolts about Candy", Effect Duration: 42
3931	blurry purple bouncing perfumed occult severed flipper	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Stench Resistance: +5, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3932	ingot of seal-iron	0		
3933	teal huge Newton's bad-ass club	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Item Drop: +5, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3934	cyan sealbone	0		
3935	concentrated frozen hyperinflated seal lung	0		Effect: "Swimming Head", Effect Duration: 28
3936	denatured altered adjusted scrap of shadow	0		Effect: "Pla-see-bo", Effect Duration: 53
3937	galvanized triple-cold-filtered liquefied skewed fustulent seal grulch	0		Effect: "Gemini Rising", Effect Duration: 48
3938	skewed family-friendly club of corruption	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3939	banded corrupt club of corruption	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3940	corrupt club of corrupt corruption of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3941	ghostly friendly energetic rock-hard evil-ass club	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Familiar Weight: +3, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3942	Jim Carey's personal trainer's sage nasty-ass club	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Monster Level: +25, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3943	smelly infernal toilet brush of the early riser	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Adventures: +7, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3944	rosy-cheeked extremely unsafe shadowy seal eye	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3945	greedy oyster egg balloon	0		Meat Drop: +20
3946	Clan VIP Lounge invitation	0		Free Pull
3947	pulsating Clan VIP Lounge key	0		Free Pull
3948	shaking Meat	0		
3949	bouncing treasure chest	0		
3950	key	0		
3951	Baron von Ratsworth	0		
3952	monocle	0		
3953	mink	0		
3954	teddy butler	0		
3955	martini	0		
3956	crazy bastard sword	0		
3957	tin of caviar	0		
3958	skewed healthy bejeweled cufflinks	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Single Equip
3959	wobbly razor-sharp garish pinky ring	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25
3960	Newton's designer sunglasses	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Single Equip
3961	blinking auspicious opera glasses of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Item Drop: +10
3962	designer handbag	0		
3963	Clan pool table	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2009-05"
3964	cell phone	0		Familiar Weight: +10
3965	activated cube of billiard chalk	0		Effect: "Seeing Colors", Effect Duration: 48
3966	Sherlock's groovy Rosewater's hot-ass club	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Moxie Percent: +10, Item Drop: +25, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3967	Socratic frigid-ass club of Tarzan of mayonnaise	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3968	careful energetic banded creepy-ass club	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Monster Level: -10, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3969	electrified shaking sizzling seal fat	0		Effect: "Mana Tea", Effect Duration: 30
3970	shellacked strapping Abyssal ember	0		Muscle: +5, Damage Reduction: 7, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3971	tarnished ghostly frost-rimed seal hide	0		Effect: "Coal-Powered", Effect Duration: 24
3972	mirror ghostly seal spine of horror of temperance	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3973	anodized yellow seal lube	0		Effect: "Stinking Cloud", Effect Duration: 66
3974	twirling rock-hard mannequin leg of the storm	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3975	greedy Socratic padded tortoise	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Meat Drop: +20
3976	skewed Jeselnik's Fonzie's tortoboggan	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Sleaze Damage: +25, Single Equip
3977	painted turtle	0		
3978	shaking Lo Pan's experienced painted shield	0		Experience: +2, Spell Critical Percent: +30
3979	sleeping wereturtle	0		
3980	huge mirror shell	0		
3981	torquoise	0		
3982	beefcake's torquoise ring of Gandalf	0		Muscle: +25, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Single Equip
3983	dueling turtle	0		
3984	foul-smelling dueling banjo of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Stench Damage: +10
3985	blurry soup turtle	0		
3986	blinking samurai turtle	0		
3987	perfumed beefcake's samurai turtle helmet	0		Muscle: +25, Stench Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato, cap 6"
3988	wobbly turtle shell	0		
3989	turtle shell powder	0		
3990	ghostly Jack Frost's turtle shell helmet	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cap 8"
3991	slime-soaked hypophysis	0		Skill: "Slimy Sinews"
3992	shaking blurry slime-soaked brain	0		Skill: "Slimy Synapses"
3993	mirror slime-soaked sweat gland	0		Skill: "Slimy Shoulders"
3994	security blankie	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3995	bundle of chamoix	0		
3996	boxcar turtle	0		
3997	shaking jittery dolphin whistle	0		
3998	blue blinking metrognome	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3999	infant sandworm	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4000	string of dingle balls	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
4001	mixed agua de vida	1	decent	Effect: "Amorphous Cheer", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2009-06"
4002	Tesla curative tortoboggan shield	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
4003	spinning bottle of moontan lotion	0		
4004	jittery Fonzie's soup-chucks	0		Experience (Moxie): +1
4005	Vulcanized ballast turtle	0		Effect: "Booooooze", Effect Duration: 16
4006	skewed memory of some amino acids	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4007	purple memory of a C	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4008	upside-down memory of an A	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4009	purple memory of a G	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4010	memory of a T	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4011	memory of a CA base pair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4012	olive memory of a CG base pair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4013	memory of a CT base pair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4014	memory of an AG base pair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4015	squat memory of an AT base pair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4016	memory of a GT base pair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4017	ghostly squirming Slime larva	0		
4018	baleful greaves	0		Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, cap 37"
4019	twirling maroon undissolvable contact lenses	0		
4020	jittery Van der Graaf piece of rebar of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
4021	Newton's thinker's shovel of bravery	0		Mysticality: +10, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Spooky Resistance: +5
4022	teal smelly Oprah's necklace of Gandalf	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +10
4023	careful medical-grade ruddy speargun	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Monster Level: -10, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
4024	knitted medical-grade compass	0		Cold Resistance: +3, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
4025	narrow ribald crafty smartaleck's helmet	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Maximum MP: +10, Sleaze Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy"
4026	rosewater-soaked cool lantern of Leguizamo	0		Moxie: +5, Monster Level: +20, Stench Resistance: +3
4027	lime green skewed knitted Oprah's stylish greaves	0		Moxie: +25, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Cold Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 0.5xBarrr"
4028	pulsating narrow chilly Oprah's rosy-cheeked club	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Cold Damage: +5
4029	memory of a grappling hook	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4030	mirror lime green memory of a small stone block	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4031	wobbly memory of a stone block	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4032	memory of half a stone circle	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4033	memory of a stone half-circle	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4034	memory of an iron key	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4035	memory of a crystal	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4036	bouncing huge caustic slime nodule	0		
4037	yummy slimy sweetbreads	4	awesome	
4038	lousy slimy fermented bile bladder	3	decent	
4039	compressed jittery lime green slimy alveolus	1		
4040	squat memory of a cultist's robe	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-06"
4041	vibrating educational pig-iron helm	0		Experience: +1, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 22", Last Available: "2009-06"
4042	Oprah's pig-iron shinguards of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, 1.5xFairy, cap 22", Last Available: "2009-06"
4043	olive lard-coated pig-iron bracers of the early riser	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Adventures: +7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-06"
4044	lime green mirror wumpus hair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4045	squat wumpus-hair bolo	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4046	wumpus-hair net	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4047	tumbling nippy wumpus-hair whip	0		Cold Damage: +10, Last Available: "2009-06"
4048	wobbly red inspector's chaotic wizardly wumpus-hair wig	0		Mysticality: +25, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Item Drop: +15, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol, cap 25", Last Available: "2009-06"
4049	spinning Fonzie's supercool beefcake's wumpus-hair loincloth	0		Muscle: +25, Moxie Percent: +20, Experience (Moxie): +1, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 5", Last Available: "2009-06"
4050	twirling teal Tesla weightlifter's wumpus-hair sweater	0		Muscle: +15, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2009-06"
4051	blurry ring of teleportation	0		Item Drop: +5, Single Equip
4052	special mirror glass of baboon milk	1	decent	Effect: "Spiky Frozen Hair", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2009-06"
4053	upside-down banana milkshake	1	crappy	Last Available: "2009-06"
4054	artisanal wobbly White Hyborian	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2009-06"
4055	olive healthy goblin hunting spear	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2009-06"
4056	supercool goblin autoblowgun of Gandalf	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Last Available: "2009-06"
4057	tumbling double-paned tribal beads	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2009-06"
4058	ghostly prompt stone fist of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2009-06"
4059	rosy-cheeked stone head	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2009-06"
4060	Indigo Party Invitation	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4061	green Violet Hunt Invitation	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4062	jittery Blue Milk Club Card	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4063	Mecha Mayhem Club Card	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4064	mirror 'Smuggler Shot First' Button	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4065	Spacefleet Communicator Badge	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4066	bouncing Ruby Rod	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4067	shaking essence of heat	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4068	essence of kink	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4069	essence of	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4070	essence of stench	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4071	huge essence of fright	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4072	shaking essence of	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4073	twirling green Supreme Being Glossary	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4074	multi-pass	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4075	olive huge friendly Annie Oakley's villainous scythe	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Familiar Weight: +3, Slime Hates It: +2
4076	sage baneful bandolier of the overflowing toilet	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Slime Hates It: +1
4077	squat cyan bouncing foul-smelling experienced diabolical crossbow	0		Experience: +2, Stench Damage: +10, Slime Hates It: +1
4078	malevolent medallion of Gandalf of incineration	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Slime Hates It: +1, Single Equip
4079	Jeselnik's therapeutic corrosive cowl	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Slime Hates It: +1, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato, 0.5xFairy"
4080	narrow ruddy rock-hard grisly shield	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Slime Hates It: +1
4081	aromatic corroded breeches of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Stench Resistance: +1, Slime Hates It: +1, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xPotato"
4082	blinking deadly sage pernicious cudgel	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Weapon Damage: +5, Slime Hates It: +1
4083	flavorless cupcake-in-a-cup	3	decent	Last Available: "2009-06"
4084	bouncing mirror pool of liquid	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4085	small adequate protein paste	2	good	Last Available: "2009-06"
4086	brainy cyber-mattock	0		Mysticality: +5, Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2009-06"
4087	facehugging alien	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4088	X-37 gun	0		Breakable, Last Available: "2009-06"
4089	electrified neurostim pill	0		Effect: "Sealed Brain", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2009-06"
4090	polarized quantum physiostim pill	0		Effect: "Filled with Magic", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2009-06"
4091	skewed slimy cyst	0		
4092	small slimy cyst	0		
4093	narrow bouncing medium slimy cyst	0		
4094	slimy cyst	0		
4095	narrow inspector's peawee marble	0		Item Drop: +15
4096	boxer's brown crock marble	0		Muscle Percent: +10
4097	chilly China marble	0		Cold Damage: +5
4098	upside-down lemonade marble of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3
4099	wobbly bumblebee marble of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25
4100	flame-wreathed jet bennie marble	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10
4101	dog trainer's beige clambroth marble of the blizzard	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Cold Spell Damage: +25
4102	mirror educational steely marble	0		Experience: +1
4103	tumbling medical-grade padded beach ball marble of incineration	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +50, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
4104	greasy catseye marble	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
4105	ghostly Herculean bumboozer marble	0		Experience (Muscle): +1
4106	lime green fortified chamoisole	0		Damage Absorption: +60
4107	deionized energized bitter pill	0		Effect: "Serendipi Tea", Effect Duration: 49
4108	coward's slick monstrous monocle	0		Moxie: +10, Monster Level: -20, Last Available: "2009-06", Synergetic
4109	ghostly medical-grade thinker's musty moccasins	0		Mysticality: +10, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2009-06", Synergetic
4110	Jeselnik's nippy molten medallion	0		Cold Damage: +10, Sleaze Damage: +25, Last Available: "2009-06", Synergetic
4111	manspreader's experienced brazen bracelet	0		Experience: +2, Monster Level: +10, Last Available: "2009-06", Synergetic
4112	scorching strapping bitter bowtie	0		Muscle: +5, Hot Damage: +25, Last Available: "2009-06", Synergetic
4113	purple narrow therapeutic bewitching boots	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2009-06", Synergetic
4114	secret from the future	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4115	moist sack	0		
4116	lard-coated dog trainer's clever rickety unicycle	0		Maximum MP: +20, Experience (familiar): +1, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
4117	jittery horrifying wholesome crusty hula hoop of doom	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Spooky Damage: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
4118	prompt strapping Coily&trade; of the scaredy-cat	0		Muscle: +5, Monster Level: -15, Adventures: +3
4119	Temple Grandin's rosy-cheeked school flying disc of Gandalf	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Familiar Weight: +7
4120	dance instructor's beefy lawn dart of the cougar	0		Muscle: +10, Moxie: +20, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10
4121	gravedigger's frightening frosty wagon	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Damage: 15
4122	narrow wad of slimy rags	0		
4123	avaricious scandalous electrified crown-shaped beanie	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +30, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xGhuol"
4124	stanky sizzling nippy hopping socks	0		Cold Damage: +10, Hot Damage: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
4125	miser's groovy poodle skirt of extreme caution	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Monster Level: -25, Meat Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy"
4126	ghostly wool Tesla sinister letterman's jacket	0		Spell Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +1, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
4127	Temple Grandin's razor-sharp experienced hardened slime hat	0		Experience: +2, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Familiar Weight: +7, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy"
4128	auspicious manspreader's hardened slime pants of the detective	0		Monster Level: +10, Item Drop: 30, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato"
4129	huge lion tamer's hardened slime belt of dire peril of the sweet-tooth	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Experience (familiar): +2, Candy Drop: +100, Single Equip
4130	wobbly empty agua de vida bottle	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4131	modified boot plant	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2009-06"
4132	weak special bad green sham champagne	2	decent	Effect: "Memories of Puppy Love", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2009-06"
4133	denatured enhanced tempura air	0		Effect: "Spiky Frozen Hair", Effect Duration: 38
4134	irradiated pressurized potion of pneumaticity	0		Effect: "The Chains Down In The Belly-O", Effect Duration: 41
4135	spinning moveable feast	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2009-11", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.35
4136	censurious horrifying beefcake's Bag o' Tricks of temperance	0		Muscle: +25, Spooky Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: 8, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Open the Bag o' Tricks", Last Available: "2009-07"
4137	shaking slime stack	0		
4138	a rumpled paper strip	0		
4139	huge a creased paper strip	0		
4140	a folded paper strip	0		
4141	a crinkled paper strip	0		
4142	olive a crumpled paper strip	0		
4143	a ragged paper strip	0		
4144	a ripped paper strip	0		
4145	red chaotic funny paper hat	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 2"
4146	ionized nitrogenated sand	0		Effect: "Engorged Weapon", Effect Duration: 53
4147	twirling zippy auspicious charged magnet	0		Item Drop: +10, Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2009-09"
4148	stone sphere	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2009-09"
4149	quadroculars	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2009-09"
4150	jittery lint	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4151	irradiated ionized upside-down fuchsia dubious peppermint	0		Effect: "So Fresh and So Clean", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2020-09"
4152	quadruple-concentrated olive Elvish delight	0		Effect: "Dwarven Hardiness", Effect Duration: 67
4153	rockfish stomach	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4154	live lobster	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4155	bouncing wok lobster	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4156	mirror pebbles	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4157	narrow cyan gravel	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4158	rock	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4159	rock lobster	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4160	acceptable irresponsibly strong pebblebr&auml;u	10	good	Last Available: "2009-09"
4161	tasty enchanted ghostly rocky road ice cream	3	awesome	Effect: "Saucegoggles", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2009-09"
4162	twirling extra-strength rubber bands	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4163	ionized warmed bouncing children of the candy corn	0		Effect: "You Ate Some Hemp Candy", Effect Duration: 18
4164	moist Good 'n' Slimy	0		Effect: "Impregnably Delicious", Effect Duration: 64
4165	nippy Staff of the Soupbone of the cougar of Leguizamo	0		Moxie: +20, Monster Level: +20, Cold Damage: +10
4166	lime green wicked Voluminous Radio Pants	0		Spell Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "2xGhoul, cap 37"
4167	Voluminous Radio Hat of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhoul, cap 37"
4168	blinking gravedigger's Voluminous Radio Sneakers	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Single Equip
4169	4-d camera	0		
4170	shaking 4-d camera	0		
4171	crystallized memory	0		
4172	upside-down jittery rock helmet of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Familiar Effect: "1xGhuol, cap 25"
4173	purple rock pants of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "1.5xBarrr, 1xGhuol, cap 25"
4174	ghostly smelly rock necklace	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
4175	spaghetti cult robe	0		
4176	sugar sheet	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4177	Tome of Sugar Shummoning	0		Free Pull, Skill: "Summon Sugar Sheets"
4178	sizzling sugar shotgun	0		Hot Damage: +10, Breakable, Last Available: "2009-09"
4179	curative sugar shillelagh	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Breakable, Last Available: "2009-09"
4180	sugar shank of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100, Breakable, Last Available: "2009-09"
4181	sugar chapeau of the brazier of horror of the boozehound	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Booze Drop: +100, Breakable, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xVolley, 2xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2009-09"
4182	purple rock-hard sugar shorts	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Breakable, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 1xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2009-09"
4183	sugar shield	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Breakable, Last Available: "2009-09"
4184	blinking slime convention swag bag	0		
4185	teal slime convention flyers	0		
4186	slime convention coupons	0		
4187	skewed shaking slime convention pin of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3
4188	bouncing slime convention t-shirt	0		
4189	red ghostly inverse geode	0		
4190	control crystal	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4191	perfumed sugar shirt	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Breakable, Last Available: "2009-09"
4192	twirling sugar shard	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4193	educational rave visor	0		Experience: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1.5xPotato, cap 37", Raveosity: +2
4194	supercool baggy rave pants	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 37", Raveosity: +2
4195	red squat arcane researcher's pacifier necklace	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Single Equip, Raveosity: +2
4196	cyan sea cowbell	0		
4197	mirror sea	0		
4198	blurry sea lasso	0		
4199	dog trainer's padded sea cowboy hat of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Damage Absorption: +20, Experience (familiar): +1, Familiar Effect: "1xLep"
4200	grouper fangirl	0		
4201	pulsating gill rings	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4202	urchin roe	0		
4203	pet anemone	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4204	Mer-kin cheatsheet	0		
4205	Mer-kin wordquiz	0		
4206	double-paned frightening brand new key	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Cold Resistance: +5
4207	nippy dorsal fin	0		Cold Damage: +10
4208	skate skates	0		
4209	skate skin	0		
4210	pulsating roller skate decoy	0		
4211	mermaid's purse	0		
4212	underwater slingshot	0		
4213	Lo Pan's clever skate blade	0		Maximum MP: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +30
4214	lime green jittery tumbling spangly unitard	0		
4215	arcane researcher's collapsible baton of the overflowing toilet	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Stench Spell Damage: +50
4216	narrow groupie lipstick	0		
4217	lime green groupie bra	0		
4218	quadruple-pressed concentrated groupie spangles	0		Effect: "Haunted Stomach", Effect Duration: 69
4219	frightening skate board of the boozehound	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Booze Drop: +100
4220	S.A.V.E. flyer	0		
4221	personal trainer's yield shield	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Last Available: "2009-09"
4222	map to the Skate Park	0		
4223	narrow squamous polyp	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4224	narrow unspeakable lozenges	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2009-10"
4225	roller skate doll	0		
4226	narrow electrified Star of Bravery	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip
4227	twirling hungover chauvinist pig	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2010-10"
4228	perfectly ordinary frog	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2010-10"
4229	amphibious tophat	0		Equips On: "Dancing Frog", Familiar Effect: "adventure underwater"
4230	bottle of Cochon Noir	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4231	skewed ice skate decoy	0		
4232	ice skate doll	0		
4233	hacienda key	0		
4234	huge gray knitted pat&eacute; knife	0		Cold Resistance: +3
4235	blinking salt-shaker	0		
4236	can of sterno	0		
4237	cheese-slicer of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50
4238	miniature moldy beef jerky	2	crappy	
4239	Jim Carey's pipe wrench	0		Monster Level: +25
4240	vacuum-sealed galvanized maroon gun cleaning kit	0		Effect: "Aloofah", Effect Duration: 66
4241	sleep mask of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Blind, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 37"
4242	Samson's sock garters	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Single Equip
4243	magnetized anodized huge bouncing mariachi toothpaste	0		Effect: "You Know When to Walk Away", Effect Duration: 41
4244	groovy leather-bound tome	0		Moxie Percent: +10
4245	bookmark	0		
4246	olive rosewater-soaked ivory cue ball	0		Stench Resistance: +3
4247	tolerable special decanter of fine Scotch	3	good	Effect: "Serendipi Tea", Effect Duration: 5
4248	dried ghostly green expensive cigar	1		
4249	tophat	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4250	fisherman's sack	0		
4251	fish-oil smoke bomb	0		
4252	wet tarnished vial of squid ink	0		Effect: "Scrappy, Shadowy", Effect Duration: 53
4253	diffused blurry squat cyan potion of speed	0		Effect: "Baconstoned", Effect Duration: 57
4254	blinking bark	0		Last Available: "2009-10"
4255	Wolfman Nardz	0		Last Available: "2009-10"
4256	flattened corrupted sap	0		Effect: "Buggy Flavor", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2009-10"
4257	petrified wood	0		Last Available: "2009-10"
4258	delicious blinking chocolate-covered scarab beetle	4	awesome	Last Available: "2009-10"
4259	hand-crafted mulled cider	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2009-10"
4260	gray wolfman mask	0		Familiar Effect: "8xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2009-10"
4261	pumpkinhead mask	0		Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2009-10"
4262	mummy costume	0		Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2009-10"
4263	Ax of L'rose	0		Last Available: "2009-10"
4264	lard-coated bark boxers	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xVolley, cap 10", Last Available: "2009-10"
4265	squat cyan wool bark beret	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, 2.5xLep, cap 10", Last Available: "2009-10"
4266	purple electrified bark bracelet	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip
4267	foul-smelling Krakrox's Loincloth of bravery	0		Stench Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +5, Class: "Seal Clubber", Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 2xPotato, cap 31"
4268	ruddy brainy Galapagosian Cuisses	0		Mysticality: +5, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, MP regen, cap 31"
4269	nippy Angelhair Culottes of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: 35, Class: "Pastamancer", Familiar Effect: "1.5xPotato, 2xGhoul, cap 31"
4270	aromatic hale Newman's Own Trousers	0		Maximum HP: +20, Stench Resistance: +1, Class: "Sauceror", Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xPotato, cap 31"
4271	gray lion tamer's sage Volartta's bellbottoms	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Experience (familiar): +2, Class: "Disco Bandit", Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1.5xFairy, cap 31"
4272	wicked Lederhosen of the Night of the businessman	0		Spell Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +50, Class: "Accordion Thief", Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xGhuol, cap 31"
4273	modified frozen blurry ribbon candy	0		Effect: "Muscularrr", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2020-09"
4274	shaking Underworld acorn	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2009-10"
4275	twirling Underworld trunk	0		Last Available: "2009-10"
4276	Temple Grandin's careful beefy Underworld truncheon	0		Muscle: +10, Monster Level: -10, Familiar Weight: +7, Last Available: "2009-10"
4277	wobbly aromatic resourceful sage Staff of the Woodfire	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Maximum MP: +50, Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2009-10"
4278	twirling up-at-dawn lion tamer's supercool Underworld flail	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Experience (familiar): +2, Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2009-10"
4279	Mer-kin cancerstick	0		
4280	shaking Mer-kin sawdust	0		
4281	banded wicked Mer-kin bunwig	0		Spell Damage: +5, Damage Absorption: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley"
4282	blinking auspicious Samson's crappy Mer-kin mask of mayonnaise	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Item Drop: +10, Adventure Underwater, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xBarrr"
4283	smartaleck's crappy Mer-kin tailpiece of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Moxie Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy"
4284	Lo Pan's hale Mer-kin gladiator mask of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: 120, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Adventure Underwater, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr"
4285	blue skewed supercool Mer-kin scholar mask of the ox of Flo-Jo	0		Muscle: +20, Moxie Percent: +20, Initiative: +100, Adventure Underwater, Familiar Effect: "cold atk"
4286	wobbly prompt Mer-kin gladiator tailpiece of the ox of incineration	0		Muscle: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Adventures: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy"
4287	cyan scorching supercharged Herculean Mer-kin scholar tailpiece	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Hot Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1.5xBarrr, 1xFairy"
4288	stanky sizzling dangerous Mer-kin headguard	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Hot Damage: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk"
4289	red knitted Mer-kin waistrope	0		Cold Resistance: +3
4290	Jack Frost's baleful Mer-kin facecowl of bravery	0		Spell Damage: +25, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Resistance: +5
4291	fuchsia coward's Mer-kin thighguard	0		Monster Level: -20
4292	shaking smelly supercool savvy Mer-kin dodgeball	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Moxie Percent: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ball Bust", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ball Sweat", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ball Sack"
4293	pulsating ribald hale Mer-kin dragnet of Leguizamo	0		Maximum HP: +20, Monster Level: +20, Sleaze Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Net Gain", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Net Loss", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Net Neutrality"
4294	fireproof Herculean experienced Mer-kin switchblade	0		Experience: +2, Experience (Muscle): +1, Hot Resistance: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blade Sling", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blade Roller", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blade Runner"
4295	crystal orb of spirit wrangling	0		
4296	gray depleted uranium seal figurine	0		
4297	blinking ghostly sharpshooter's deadly strapping Ass-Stompers of Violence	0		Muscle: +5, Weapon Damage: +5, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Stomp Ass"
4298	rosewater-soaked aromatic dance instructor's Brand of Violence	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Stench Resistance: 4, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Brand"
4299	brawny Novelty Belt Buckle of Violence of the storm of Calamity Jane	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Single Equip
4300	fortified Rosewater's smooth Lens of Violence	0		Moxie: +15, Mysticality Percent: +30, Damage Absorption: +60, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Violent Gaze", Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr"
4301	zippy crafty Fonzie's Pigsticker of Violence	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Maximum MP: +10, Initiative: +20
4302	Lo Pan's beefy Jodhpurs of Violence of the blizzard	0		Muscle: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Mosh", Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato"
4303	squat rosewater-soaked studded weightlifter's Cold Stone of Hatred	0		Muscle: +15, Damage Absorption: +80, Stench Resistance: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Chilling Grip"
4304	Jim Carey's healthy Girdle of Hatred of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Monster Level: +25, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Tighten Girdle"
4305	Socratic Staff of Simmering Hatred of terror of horror	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Spooky Spell Damage: 35
4306	red lightning-fast wool studded Pantaloons of Hatred	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Cold Resistance: +1, Initiative: +40, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "[7156]Static Shock", Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 2xVolley"
4307	gray Usain Bolt's dangerous Fuzzy Slippers of Hatred of vim and vigor	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Initiative: +80, Single Equip
4308	Usain Bolt's censurious savvy Lens of Hatred	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Initiative: +80, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Hateful Gaze", Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xBarrr"
4309	smartaleck's cool Treads of Loathing of the scaredy-cat	0		Moxie: +5, Moxie Percent: +30, Monster Level: -15, Single Equip, Cloathing
4310	blue blinking greasy Fonzie's Scepter of Loathing of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): 4, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Cloathing
4311	prompt perfumed experienced Belt of Loathing	0		Experience: +2, Stench Resistance: +5, Adventures: +3, Single Equip, Cloathing
4312	smelly rock-hard stiffened Goggles of Loathing	0		Damage Reduction: 6, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Cloathing, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, 1.5xBarrr"
4313	teal zippy Newton's Socratic Stick-Knife of Loathing	0		Experience (Mysticality): 4, Initiative: +20, Cloathing
4314	Tesla shellacked Sinatra's Jeans of Loathing	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Damage Reduction: 7, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Cloathing, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xPotato"
4315	bouncing upside-down experienced Annual Ascot	0		Experience: +2
4316	energetic Sledgehammer of the V&aelig;lkyr of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Item Drop: +5, Class: "Seal Clubber", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Bashing Slam Smash"
4317	censurious fireproof grievous Flail of the Seven Aspects	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Hot Resistance: +3, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Turtle of Seven Tails"
4318	coward's supercharged Wrath of the Capsaician Pastalords of the brazier	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Monster Level: -20, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Class: "Pastamancer", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Noodles of Fire"
4319	greedy rock-hard Windsor Pan of the Source of Leguizamo	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Monster Level: +20, Meat Drop: +20, Class: "Sauceror", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Saucemageddon"
4320	pulsating censurious steel-toed quilted Seeger's Unstoppable Banjo	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Damage Reduction: 9, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Class: "Disco Bandit", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Funk Bluegrass Fusion"
4321	zippy avaricious Lo Pan's The Trickster's Trikitixa of extreme caution	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Monster Level: -25, Meat Drop: +30, Initiative: +20, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Extreme High Note"
4322	asbestos-lined rock-hard Claw of the Infernal Seal of the storm	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Hot Resistance: +5, Class: "Seal Clubber", Single Equip
4323	pulsating lightning-fast occult smooth Garter of the Turtle Poacher	0		Moxie: +15, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Initiative: +40, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Single Equip
4324	maroon savvy wizardly Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	0		Mysticality: +25, Mysticality Percent: +20, Class: "Pastamancer", Single Equip
4325	wholesome shellacked Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob of Flo-Jo	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Initiative: +100, Class: "Sauceror", Single Equip
4326	inspector's studded Bling of the New Wave of the detective	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Item Drop: 35, Class: "Disco Bandit", Single Equip, Extra Pickpocket
4327	sizzling dog trainer's personal trainer's La Hebilla del Cintur&oacute;n de Lopez	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Experience (familiar): +1, Hot Damage: +10, Class: "Accordion Thief", Single Equip
4328	suspicious stocking	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2009-12"
4329	bag of many confections	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4330	flavorless jittery candy kneecapping stick	3	decent	Last Available: "2009-12"
4331	spoiled half-sized huge licorice garrote	2	crappy	Last Available: "2009-12"
4332	coward's candy knuckles	0		Monster Level: -20, Last Available: "2009-12"
4333	spoiled shaking jawbruiser	4	crappy	Last Available: "2010-12"
4334	ionized twirling chocolate car	0		Effect: "Holiday Disappointment", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2009-12"
4335	blue occult plastic 11 Dealer	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Last Available: "2009-12"
4336	gray ruddy plastic Crimbo Casino	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2009-12"
4337	wobbly careful plastic stocking mimic	0		Monster Level: -10, Last Available: "2009-12"
4338	sage plastic Don Crimbo	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Last Available: "2009-12"
4339	lard-coated plastic Crimbomination	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2009-12"
4340	altered Piddles	0		Effect: "Inappropriate Spirit", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2009-12"
4341	tarnished triple-deionized BitterSweetTarts	0		Effect: "Dance Interpreter", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2009-12"
4342	colloidal huge Polka Pop	0		Effect: "Well-Oiled", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2009-12"
4343	Crimbuck	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4344	wobbly Crimbo wreath	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4345	string of Crimbo lights	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4346	twirling plastic Crimbo reindeer	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4347	blurry gingerbread house	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4348	wobbly bouncing leftover Crimbo rations	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4349	yellow Socratic snow hat	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, cap 12", Last Available: "2009-12"
4350	mirror beefy snow pants	0		Muscle: +10, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xPotato, cap 12", Last Available: "2009-12"
4351	jittery Annie Oakley's snow belly	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-12"
4352	huge pile of loose snow	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4353	green squat Crimbough	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4354	tumbling A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1	0		Skill: "Holiday Weight Gain", Last Available: "2009-12"
4355	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2	0		Skill: "Jingle Bells", Last Available: "2009-12"
4356	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3	0		Skill: "Candyblast", Last Available: "2009-12"
4357	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4	0		Skill: "Surge of Icing", Last Available: "2009-12"
4358	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5	0		Skill: "Stealth Mistletoe", Last Available: "2009-12"
4359	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6	0		Skill: "Cringle's Curative Carol", Last Available: "2009-12"
4360	normal lime green expired can of franks 'n' beans	3	good	Last Available: "2009-12"
4361	bad triple-distilled purple expired bottle of peppermint schnapps	7	decent	Last Available: "2009-12"
4362	narrow twirling snow halo	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2009-12"
4363	elf resistance button	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4364	triple-Vulcanized alkaline spinning green elven suicide capsule	0		Effect: "You're Not Cooking", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2009-12"
4365	small rotten blurry penguin focaccia bread	2	crappy	Last Available: "2009-12"
4366	artisanal blinking herringcello	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2009-12"
4367	tolerable wobbly elven cellocello	3	good	Last Available: "2009-12"
4368	lime green wrench handle	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4369	upside-down wobbly handful of headless bolts	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4370	narrow bottle of agitprop ink	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4371	upside-down handful of wires	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4372	chunk of cement	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4373	huge grappling hook	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4374	elf ear	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4375	maroon narrow spiraling shape	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4376	Crimbomination Contraption	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4377	skewed deadly throwing wrench	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Last Available: "2009-12"
4378	pair of bolt cutters of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Last Available: "2009-12"
4379	shaking poison pen of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2009-12"
4380	educational speed limit shield	0		Experience: +1, Last Available: "2009-12"
4381	knitted Newton's live wire	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Cold Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2009-12"
4382	ghostly occult misfit dolly of vim and vigor	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2009-12"
4383	cyan clever Oprah's misfit hobby horse	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Maximum MP: +20, Last Available: "2009-12"
4384	energetic misfit teddy bear of the detective	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2009-12"
4385	squat avaricious Sinatra's pocketwatch on a chain	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2009-12"
4386	jittery maroon Lo Pan's chaotic cement sandals	0		Spell Critical Percent: 40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-12"
4387	jittery wholesome night-vision goggles of the boozehound	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Booze Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-12"
4388	squat passable elf mask	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2", Last Available: "2009-12"
4389	wobbly Tesla peanut brittle shield	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2009-12"
4390	Sherlock's hale Red Rover BB gun	0		Maximum HP: +20, Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2009-12"
4391	weightlifter's red-and-green sweater	0		Muscle: +15, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "[7094]Static Shock", Last Available: "2009-12"
4392	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	0		Skill: "Summon Crimbo Candy", Last Available: "2009-12"
4393	wet improved adjusted Crimbo peppermint bark	0		Effect: "Cold-Blooded Warm Fuzzies", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2009-12"
4394	oxidized green Crimbo fudge	0		Effect: "Triangle, Man", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2009-12"
4395	corrupted concentrated fuchsia Crimbo pecan	0		Effect: "In the Saucestream", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2009-12"
4396	gray Jack-in-the-box	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4397	crank handle	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2009-12"
4398	cheese ball	0		Last Available: "2010-01"
4399	Herculean cheese sword	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2010-01", Stinky Cheese
4400	MacGyver's cheese diaper	0		Maximum MP: +100, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1.5xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2010-01", Stinky Cheese
4401	narrow cheese wheel of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2010-01", Stinky Cheese
4402	narrow huge padded cheese eye	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Give Your Opponent the Stinkeye", Last Available: "2010-01", Stinky Cheese
4403	clever grievous Staff of Queso Escusado of Gandalf	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Maximum MP: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2010-01", Stinky Cheese
4405	foreign box	0		
4406	red blurry The Art of Slapfighting	0		Class: "Seal Clubber", Skill: "Iron Palm Technique", Last Available: "2010-06"
4407	Uncle Romulus	0		Class: "Turtle Tamer", Skill: "Curiosity of Br'er Tarrypin", Last Available: "2010-03"
4408	tumbling A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	0		Class: "Pastamancer", Skill: "Stringozzi Serpent", Last Available: "2010-04"
4409	gray Zu Mannk&auml;se Dienen	0		Class: "Sauceror", Skill: "K&auml;seso&szlig;esturm", Last Available: "2010-01"
4410	The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones	0		Class: "Disco Bandit", Skill: "Kung Fu Hustler", Last Available: "2011-01"
4411	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	0		Class: "Accordion Thief", Skill: "Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration", Last Available: "2010-02"
4412	low-calorie moldy quantum taco	0	???	Last Available: "2010-10"
4413	perfectly mixed weak Schr&ouml;dinger's thermos	0	???	Last Available: "2010-04"
4414	colorful plastic ball	0		Last Available: "2010-01"
4415	red upside-down smooth sealhide hood	0		Moxie: +15, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 40"
4416	asbestos-lined sealhide leggings	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, cap 40"
4417	Tesla sealhide cloak	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
4418	executive sealhide buckler	0		Meat Drop: +40
4419	sealhide whip of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100
4420	sealhide moccasins of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Single Equip
4421	sealhide gloves of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100
4422	clever sealhide belt	0		Maximum MP: +20
4423	sealhide snare	0		
4424	puzzling trophy	0		
4425	deionized sealhide seal doll	0		Effect: "Crimbo Nostalgia", Effect Duration: 54
4426	hymnal	0		Skill: "Canticle of Carboloading"
4428	Annie Oakley's glowstick on a string	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Raveosity: +1
4429	zippy candy necklace	0		Initiative: +20, Single Equip, Raveosity: +1
4430	wizardly teddybear backpack	0		Mysticality: +25, Raveosity: +1
4431	NPZR chemistry set	0		Last Available: "2011-08"
4432	electrified double-energized mirror bouncing invisibility potion	0		Effect: "Concentrated Concentration", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2011-08"
4433	enhanced shaking red spinning irresistibility potion	0		Effect: "Stuck-Up Hair", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2011-08"
4434	ionized wobbly irritability potion	0		Effect: "Material Witness", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2011-08"
4436	cube	0		Last Available: "2011-02"
4438	hellseal whisker	0		
4439	upside-down hellseal claw	0		
4440	Van der Graaf guard turtle shell	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 40"
4441	wobbly knitted crowbar	0		Cold Resistance: +3
4442	squat beefy spaghetti cult rosary	0		Muscle: +10
4443	squat spaghetti cult mask of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xGhuol, cap 38"
4444	guard turtle collar	0		Familiar Damage: +10
4445	wobbly spangly mariachi pants of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "2xFairy, 2xPotato, cap 37"
4446	medical-grade extremely unsafe spangly mariachi vest	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
4447	wobbly reassuring spangly sombrero	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "2xFairy, 2xPotato, cap 37"
4448	twisted blinking red Instant Karma	1	good	
4449	painting of a landscape	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4450	map to The Landscaper's Lair	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4451	baleful pointy hat	0		Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 27", Last Available: "2010-04"
4452	ghostly sinister machetito	0		Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2010-04"
4453	padded lawnmower blade	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Last Available: "2010-04"
4454	narrow grass clippings	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
4455	wholesome The Landscaper's leafblower	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2010-04"
4456	snowball	0		
4457	yellow snailmail bits	0		
4458	padded snailmail coif of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Damage Absorption: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 41"
4459	Lo Pan's dance instructor's snailmail breeches	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 0.5xFairy, cap 41"
4460	Van der Graaf cool snailmail hauberk	0		Moxie: +5, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
4461	boiled seal-brain elixir	0		Effect: "Bootyliciousness", Effect Duration: 55
4462	frozen twirling chocolate seal-clubbing club	0		Effect: "Strength of Ten Ettins", Effect Duration: 26
4463	pickled double-ionized chocolate turtle totem	0		Effect: "Violent Night", Effect Duration: 34
4464	denatured dry maroon chocolate pasta spoon	0		Effect: "Extra Terrestrial", Effect Duration: 64
4465	double-irradiated oxidized chocolate saucepan	0		Effect: "Turkey-Agitated", Effect Duration: 37
4466	flattened chocolate disco ball	0		Effect: "Earthen Fist", Effect Duration: 27
4467	energized tumbling chocolate stolen accordion	0		Effect: "Purpose", Effect Duration: 15
4468	Libram of BRICKOs	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2010-02", Skill: "Summon BRICKOs"
4469	BRICKO brick	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4470	twirling huge BRICKO eye brick	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4471	spinning BRICKO hat of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 7", Last Available: "2010-02"
4472	BRICKO pants of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, 2xLep, 1xPotato, cap 22", Last Available: "2010-02"
4473	frosty BRICKO sword	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2010-02"
4474	BRICKO ooze	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4475	BRICKO bat	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4476	BRICKO oyster	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4477	BRICKO turtle	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4478	BRICKO elephant	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4479	tumbling BRICKO octopus	0		Last Available: "2010-02", Wiki Name: "BRICKO octopus (item)"
4480	BRICKO python	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4481	gray BRICKO vacuum cleaner	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4482	BRICKO airship	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4483	huge BRICKO cathedral	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4484	BRICKO gargantuchicken	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4485	BRICKO pyramid	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4486	yellow BRICKO pearl	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4487	teal electrified BRICKO bulwark	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2010-02"
4488	bouncing BRICKO trunk	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4489	blurry gilded BRICKO brick	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4490	gilded BRICKO chalice	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4491	squat BRICKO brick	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4492	squat BRICKO brick	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4493	broken BRICKO brick	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4494	BRICKO reactor	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4495	BRICKO egg	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4496	extra-heavy BRICKO brick	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2010-02"
4497	energized olive recording of The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder	0		Effect: "Sweet and Yellow", Effect Duration: 42
4498	ionized spinning recording of Benetton's Medley of Diversity	0		Effect: "Mo' Hobo", Effect Duration: 61
4499	colloidal shaking recording of Elron's Explosive Etude	0		Effect: "Witch's Brood", Effect Duration: 31
4500	chilled fuchsia recording of Chorale of Companionship	0		Effect: "Leo Rising", Effect Duration: 32
4501	chilled quantum activated recording of Prelude of Precision	0		Effect: "Cold Hands", Effect Duration: 33
4502	extra-altered recording of Donho's Bubbly Ballad	0		Effect: "Night Vision", Effect Duration: 54
4503	super-colloidal vacuum-sealed recording of Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	0		Effect: "The Living Hitpoints", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2010-02"
4504	green wool heart of the volcano of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Cold Resistance: +1
4505	frozen Northern pemmican	0		Effect: "Spirit of Alph", Effect Duration: 37
4506	bouncing tumbling puzzling ribbon	0		
4507	Clan looking glass	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2010-03"
4508	polymerized modified &quot;DRINK ME&quot; potion	0		Effect: "Rushtacean'", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2010-03"
4509	reflection of a map	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4510	delicious walrus ice cream	3	awesome	Last Available: "2010-03"
4511	adequate ghostly beautiful soup	3	good	Last Available: "2010-03"
4512	jittery eggman noodles	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4513	Vial of <i>jus de larmes</i>	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4514	yummy Humpty Dumplings	3	awesome	Last Available: "2010-03"
4515	fancy rotten skewed jittery Lobster <i>qua</i> Grill	4	crappy	Effect: "Bone Chilling", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2010-03"
4516	fancy smooth blinking missing wine	4	awesome	Effect: "Fishily Speeding", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2010-03"
4517	normal upside-down matter custard	4	good	Last Available: "2010-03"
4518	alkaline super-cold-filtered frozen huge comfit?	0		Effect: "From Nantucket", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2010-03"
4519	spinning ittah bittah hookah	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2010-03"
4520	flame-wreathed flamingo mallet of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2010-03"
4521	narrow croquet hedgehog	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4522	Tiger-lily's milk	1	awesome	Last Available: "2010-03"
4523	manspreader's eye of the Tiger-lily of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -15, Last Available: "2010-03"
4524	blinking reassuring smartaleck's wig	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Spooky Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, 1xGhuol, cap 17", Last Available: "2010-03"
4525	thick stale donut	5	decent	Last Available: "2010-03"
4526	low-calorie rotten bucket of honey	1	crappy	Last Available: "2010-03"
4527	inspector's Newton's elephant stinger	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2010-03"
4528	normal special dragon snaps	3	good	Effect: "Heart of Yellow", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2010-03"
4529	dog trainer's chaotic snapdragon pistil	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Experience (familiar): +1, Last Available: "2010-03"
4530	gray puff of smoke	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4531	toothsome jittery tumbling olive rook cookie	4	awesome	Last Available: "2010-03"
4532	moldy half-sized bishop cookie	2	crappy	Last Available: "2010-03"
4533	moldy knight cookie	3	crappy	Last Available: "2010-03"
4534	rotten low-calorie king cookie	1	crappy	Last Available: "2010-03"
4535	bland queen cookie	4	decent	Effect: "Towering Strength", Last Available: "2010-03"
4536	fairy-worn boots	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-08"
4537	shaking wobbly insane tophat of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 7", Last Available: "2010-03"
4538	shaking flame-wreathed beefcake's helm of the knight	0		Muscle: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 15", Last Available: "2010-03"
4539	scorching wristwatch of the knight of doom	0		Hot Damage: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-03", Nonstackable Watch
4540	vibrating trousers of the knight of doom	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2.5xPotato, 2xLep, cap 15", Last Available: "2010-03"
4541	olive studded tophat	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, cap 25"
4542	blurry spinning boxer's tie	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Single Equip
4543	dog trainer's tuxedo pants	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 25"
4544	mirror porpoise	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4545	pocketwatch	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4546	bandersnatch	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4547	caterpillar	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4548	wobbly walrus	0		Last Available: "2010-03", Synergetic
4549	teal carpenter	0		Last Available: "2010-03", Synergetic
4550	tumbling blue dodo	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4551	groovy detour shield	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Last Available: "2010-03"
4552	left parenthesis	0		
4553	lowercase a	0		
4554	pulsating percent sign	0		
4555	left bracket	0		
4556	right parenthesis	0		
4557	twirling dollar sign	0		
4558	fuchsia equal sign	0		
4559	lime green record album	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4560	map to Professor Jacking's laboratory	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4561	green can of depilatory cream	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4562	hair of the calf	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4563	triple-distilled drinkable world's most unappetizing beverage	6	good	Last Available: "2010-04"
4564	Samson's slippery when wet shield	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Last Available: "2010-04"
4565	yummy tumbling raisin	4	awesome	Last Available: "2010-04"
4566	fly glasses	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Last Available: "2010-04"
4567	flame-retardant chaotic flyest of shirts	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Hot Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2010-04"
4568	moldy yellow a dance upon the palate	3	crappy	Last Available: "2010-04"
4569	normal miniature fancy prehistoric meteorite jawbreaker	2	good	Effect: "Carol of the Bones", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2010-04"
4570	pulsating Crazyleg's razor	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4571	diet normal huge squirmy violent party snack	1	good	Last Available: "2010-04"
4572	bouncing executive can-you-dig-it?	0		Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2010-04"
4573	The Legendary Beat	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4574	mirror panicked kernel	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2010-04"
4575	bugged beanie	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Last Available: "2010-04"
4576	bugged balaclava	0		Monster Level: +20, Equips On: "Baby Bugged Bugbear", Last Available: "2010-04"
4577	bugged b&Atilde;&para;n&plusmn;&Atilde;&copy;t	0		Food Drop: +5, Pants Drop: +5, Candy Drop: +5, Equips On: "Baby Bugged Bugbear", Last Available: "2010-04"
4578	red meat st&permil;&iquest;bing club	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4579	triple-magnetized quantum double-adjusted Knob G&Atilde;&para;blin l&Atilde;&sup2;ve potion	0		Effect: "Don't Rest Ye, Bold Adventurer", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2010-04"
4580	huge stanky school Mafi<i>a kni</i>cke&frac12;&aelig;	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2010-04"
4581	strapping T&Icirc;&curren;&loz;lisman of Bai&oslash;&Dagger; of courage	0		Muscle: +5, Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2010-04", Wiki Name: "Bugged baio"
4582	fat bottom quark	0		Last Available: "2010-05"
4583	glob of skin	0		
4584	delicious six wedges of goat cheese	3	awesome	
4585	teal collection of objects	0		
4586	boulder	0		
4587	blurry goth	0		
4588	wobbly bouncing brown pixel	0		
4589	fireproof pixel whip	0		Hot Resistance: +3
4590	bouncing MacGyver's pixel chain whip	0		Maximum MP: +100, Last Available: "2010-07"
4591	maroon lard-coated pixel morning star	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2010-07"
4592	pixel orb	0		Last Available: "2010-07"
4593	green pixellated moneybag	0		Last Available: "2010-07"
4594	pixel cross	0		
4595	pixel holy water	0		Last Available: "2010-07"
4596	map to Vanya's Castle	0		Last Available: "2010-07"
4597	8-Bit Power magazine	0		Last Available: "2010-07"
4598	pixel stopwatch	0		Last Available: "2010-07"
4599	bottle opener	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4600	map to the Kegger in the Woods	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4601	bad ghostly plastic cup of beer	3	decent	Last Available: "2010-06"
4602	orquette's phone number	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4603	bronze handcuffs	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4604	keg	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4605	upside-down Newton's bottle of Goldschn&ouml;ckered of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Goldensh&ouml;wer", Last Available: "2010-06"
4606	delicious snack-sized sun-dried tofu	2	awesome	Effect: "Deadened palate", Effect Duration: 1, Last Available: "2010-08"
4607	lousy bouncing soyburger juice	4	decent	Effect: "Oversaturated Palate", Effect Duration: 1, Last Available: "2010-08"
4608	skewed respected companion biscuit	0		Last Available: "2010-08"
4609	bouncing essential tofu	0		Last Available: "2010-08"
4610	super-ionized extra-modified olive essential soy	0		Effect: "Tin, Man", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2010-08"
4611	colloidal essential cameraderie	0		Effect: "Angry Bone", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2010-08"
4612	twirling souvenir drawing	0		Last Available: "2010-08"
4613	skewed map to the Magic Commune	0		Last Available: "2010-08"
4614	shaking studded Crown of Thrones	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2010-05"
4615	bad skewed jittery Cinco Mayo Lager	3	decent	Last Available: "2010-05"
4616	bouncing blinking Underworld sapling	0		Last Available: "2009-10"
4617	pruning shears	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4618	purple plastic cup of flat beer	0		
4619	frisbee	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4620	gray motorcycle	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2010-06"
4621	purple skewed Game Grid token	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4622	Game Grid ticket	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4623	adjusted twirling chocolate-covered caviar	0		Effect: "Weird Vibrations", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2020-09"
4624	decent tiny pawn cookie	1	good	Last Available: "2010-06"
4625	powdered maroon coffee pixie stick	1	awesome	Last Available: "2010-06"
4626	blue superduperball	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4627	upside-down finger cuffs	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4628	narrow parachute guy	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4629	stanky plastic spider ring	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Shoot Web", Last Available: "2010-06"
4630	cyan Lo Pan's plastic kazoo	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Last Available: "2010-06"
4631	sage inflatable baseball bat	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Last Available: "2010-06"
4632	stanky slick googly-star hat	0		Moxie: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk", Last Available: "2010-06"
4633	upside-down miser's flame-retardant googly-ball hat	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2010-06"
4634	toasty groovy googly-heart hat	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Hot Damage: +5, Last Available: "2010-06"
4635	clever super-sweet boom box of terror	0		Maximum MP: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Four Songs, Last Available: "2010-06"
4636	shaking Game Grid valued membership card	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4637	jittery lion tamer's padded brawny sinister demon mask	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Damage Absorption: +20, Experience (familiar): +2, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2010-06"
4638	careful manspreader's streetfighting champion's belt of the detective	0		Monster Level: 0, Item Drop: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-06"
4639	blurry Sherlock's gravedigger's sizzling Space Trip safety headphones	0		Hot Damage: +10, Spooky Damage: +10, Item Drop: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-06"
4640	bouncing LARP carp of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40
4641	nasty banded KoL Con Six Pack	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Stench Damage: +5
4642	squat crafty Gregarious Gregorian Smock	0		Maximum MP: +10
4643	rxr shield of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Last Available: "2010-06"
4644	Tesla experienced brainy Juju Mojo Mask	0		Mysticality: +5, Experience: +2, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2010-07"
4645	mirror sage space trooper helmet	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 2"
4646	pulsating prompt toasty quilted Meteoid ice beam	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Hot Damage: +5, Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2011-12"
4647	shellacked Dungeon Fist gauntlet of Tarzan of the scaredy-cat	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Damage Reduction: 7, Monster Level: -15, Last Available: "2011-06"
4648	Schmalz's First Prize Beer	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4649	bouncing chiptune guitar	0		Item Drop: +25, Equips On: "Mini-Hipster", Familiar Effect: "item drop"
4650	fixed-gear bicycle	0		Experience: +3, Equips On: "Mini-Hipster", Familiar Effect: "stats"
4651	ironic moustache	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Familiar Effect: "+10 lbs"
4652	nippy sharpshooter's ironic knit cap	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Cold Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 2xPotato, cap 10"
4653	ironic sunglasses	0		Single Equip, Thorns: 1
4654	reassuring ironic battle spoon	0		Spooky Resistance: +1
4655	frosty chaotic ironic jogging shorts of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 6xGhuol, cap 10"
4656	ghostly ruddy mole skin notebook	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40
4657	pair of jeans	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4658	teal spinning map to Ellsbury's Claim	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4659	shaking blackberry galoshes of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100, Single Equip
4660	wobbly medical-grade trout fang of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2010-09"
4661	diet bland poisonous caviar	1	decent	Last Available: "2010-09"
4662	modified galvanized blurry ghostly wet venom duct	0		Effect: "Perception", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2010-09"
4663	jittery Ellsbury's journal	0		Skill: "Unaccompanied Miner", Last Available: "2010-09"
4664	smelly Ellsbury's skull of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2010-09"
4665	upside-down pulsating fireproof hot plate	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Thorns: 1
4666	blurry gray Sinatra's imp unity ring of the brazier	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Hot Spell Damage: +25
4667	blurry razor-sharp Victor, the Insult Comic Hellhound Puppet	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25
4668	upside-down observational glasses of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20
4669	huge hilarious comedy prop of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7
4670	beer-scented teddy bear	0		
4671	lousy booze-soaked cherry	3	decent	
4672	comfy pillow	0		
4673	jumbo stale pulsating marshmallow	5	decent	
4674	normal sponge cake	3	good	
4675	acceptable fancy gin-soaked blotter paper	3	good	Effect: "Billiards Belligerence", Effect Duration: 40
4676	squat tree-holed coin	0		
4677	unearthed volcanic meteoroid	0		Skill: "Volcanometeor Showeruption", Last Available: "2011-12"
4678	unearthed potsherd	0		
4679	volcanic ash	0		
4680	gray smoked potsherd	0		
4681	resourceful pottery shield	0		Maximum MP: +50, Last Available: "2010-09"
4682	narrow steel-toed sage pottery hat	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Damage Reduction: 9, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cap 11", Last Available: "2010-09"
4683	Temple Grandin's pottery training pants of the blizzard	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 2xGhuol, cap 12", Last Available: "2010-09"
4684	gray hardy pottery club	0		Maximum HP: +50, Last Available: "2010-09"
4685	blue lard-coated pottery yo-yo	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2010-09"
4686	pottery barn owl figurine	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4687	fossilized bat skull	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4688	spinning fossilized serpent skull	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4689	bouncing bouncing fossilized baboon skull	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4690	bouncing gray fossilized wyrm skull	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4691	bouncing lime green mirror fossilized wing	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4692	fossilized limb	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4693	blinking fossilized torso	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4694	fossilized spine	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4695	affordable teak perch	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2010-09"
4696	medical-grade hale Greatest American Pants of temperance	0		Maximum HP: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +5, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, 2.5xBarrr, 2xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2010-09"
4697	auspicious fossilized necklace	0		Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2010-09"
4698	imp air	0		
4699	bus pass	0		
4700	fossilized spike	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4701	waterlogged crate	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4702	narrow archaeologing shovel	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4703	olive Jeselnik's red-hot medallion	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-09"
4704	fossilized demon skull	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4705	fossilized spider skull	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4706	sinister tablet	0		
4707	fuchsia E-Z Cook&trade; oven	0		
4708	blue My First Shaker&trade;	0		
4709	skewed hippo tutu	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
4710	immense ballet shoes	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4711	squat sweatpants	0		Familiar Effect: "8xPotato, cap 2"
4712	GameInformPowerDailyPro subscription card	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-02"
4713	popsicle stick	0		
4714	enchanted flavorless upside-down jittery lemon popsicle	3	decent	Effect: "Slimy Flavor", Effect Duration: 15
4715	decent half-sized popsicle	2	good	
4716	rotten blinking strawberry popsicle	3	crappy	
4717	miniature yummy liver popsicle	2	awesome	
4718	ruddy mariachi hat	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
4719	sizzling Hollandaise helmet	0		Hot Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
4720	skewed organ grinder	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4721	microwave stogie	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4722	snack-sized delicious liver and let pie	2	awesome	Last Available: "2010-10"
4723	spoiled badass pie	4	crappy	Last Available: "2010-10"
4724	diet normal shoo-fish pie	1	good	Last Available: "2010-10"
4725	moldy tiny piping organ pie	1	crappy	Last Available: "2010-10"
4726	delicious snack-sized bouncing igloo pie	2	awesome	Last Available: "2010-10"
4727	small spoiled stomach turnover	2	crappy	Last Available: "2010-10"
4728	rotten blue dead lights pie	3	crappy	Last Available: "2010-10"
4729	moldy throbbing organ pie	3	crappy	Last Available: "2010-10"
4730	stop shield of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2009-12"
4731	nest egg	0		
4732	huge sleeping piano cat	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4733	skewed kitty sheet music	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4734	red rehearsing dramatic hedgehog	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4735	ghostly prop sword	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4736	jittery tangle of rat tails	0		
4737	mirror twirling ruddy beer-soaked mop	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40
4738	watered-down artisanal day-old beer	2	EPIC	
4739	artisanal plain beer	3	EPIC	
4740	artisanal ghostly overpriced &quot;imported&quot; beer	3	EPIC	
4741	smiling rat	0		
4742	rat tooth polish	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4743	green bone chips	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4744	concentrated wet twirling pulsating PlexiPips	0		Effect: "The Dinsey Spirit", Effect Duration: 55
4745	magnetized cold-filtered blinking twirling Wax Flask	0		Effect: "Tightly-Wound Spine", Effect Duration: 23
4746	chilled spinning Pain Dip	0		Effect: "Snobby", Effect Duration: 47
4747	adequate small bone meal	2	good	Last Available: "2010-10"
4748	practically non-alcoholic lousy bone aperitif	1	decent	Last Available: "2010-10"
4749	bonerang of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Last Available: "2010-10"
4750	skewed resourceful bone and arrows	0		Maximum MP: +50, Last Available: "2010-10"
4751	boxer's boning knife	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Last Available: "2010-10"
4752	reassuring bone crusher	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2010-10"
4753	cyan Samson's bone spurs	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-10"
4754	baleful beefcake's bonedanna	0		Muscle: +25, Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 30", Last Available: "2010-10"
4755	frightening hale boneana hammock	0		Maximum HP: +20, Spooky Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xVolley, cap 30", Last Available: "2010-10"
4756	yellow mirror bag of bones	0		Last Available: "2010-10"
4757	jittery Stabonic scroll	0		Last Available: "2010-10"
4758	dry alkaline blurry candy skeleton	0		Effect: "Benetton's Medley of Diversity", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2020-09"
4759	Grumpy Bumpkin's Pumpkin Seed Catalog	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4760	upside-down packet of pumpkin seeds	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4761	pumpkin	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4762	huge pumpkin	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4763	tiny rotten pumpkin pie	1	crappy	Last Available: "2010-11"
4764	perfectly mixed blinking pumpkin beer	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2010-11"
4765	chilled ghostly pumpkin juice	0		Effect: "Just the Brown Ones", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2010-11"
4766	pumpkin bomb	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4767	skewed olive hardy shin gourds of Flo-Jo	0		Maximum HP: +50, Initiative: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-11"
4768	lard-coated sizzling Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Hot Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2010-11"
4769	upside-down pumpkin carriage	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4770	Desert Bus pass	0		
4771	ginormous pumpkin	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4804	Essence of Annoyance	0		Skill: "Summon Annoyance"
4805	Unmotivator: Crashed Orca	0		Free Pull
4806	Unmotivator: Success Warrior	0		Free Pull
4807	Unmotivator: Crashed Meat Car	0		Free Pull
4810	Holiday Hal's Happy-Time Fun Book!	0		Skill: "Summon Holiday Fun!"
4811	Holiday Fun!	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-12"
4812	Antagonistic Snowman Kit	0		Skill: "Summon Carrot"
4818	flavorless blurry CRIMBCOIDS mints	4	decent	Last Available: "2011-01"
4819	can of CRIMBCOLA	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4820	bland narrow bouncing CRIMBCOLOAF	3	decent	Last Available: "2011-01"
4821	stale half-sized circular CRIMBCOOKIE	2	decent	Effect: "Mystic Circle", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2010-12"
4822	avaricious plastic CRIMBCO HQ	0		Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2010-12"
4823	miser's plastic fax machine	0		Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2010-12"
4824	blinking plastic hobo elf of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Last Available: "2010-12"
4825	ghostly plastic Mr. Mination of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2010-12"
4826	teal ghostly stanky plastic Best Game Ever	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2010-12"
4827	blinking hibernating robot reindeer	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2010-12"
4828	S.L.E.I.G.H.B.E.L.L.S.	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2010-12"
4829	pulsating robot reindeer protocol P.R.A.N.C.E.R.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4830	robot reindeer protocol D.A.S.H.E.R.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4831	robot reindeer protocol D.O.N.N.E.R.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4832	bouncing narrow robot reindeer protocol V.I.X.E.N.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4833	robot reindeer protocol C.U.P.I.D.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4834	robot reindeer protocol D.A.N.C.E.R.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4835	robot reindeer protocol C.O.M.E.T.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4836	robot reindeer protocol B.L.I.T.Z.E.N.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4837	upside-down robot reindeer protocol R.U.D.O.L.P.H.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4838	upside-down robot reindeer protocol O.L.I.V.E.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4839	special flavorless triangular CRIMBCOOKIE	3	decent	Effect: "Triangle, Man", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2010-12"
4840	moldy square CRIMBCOOKIE	3	crappy	Effect: "Square to be Hip", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2010-12"
4841	flame-retardant padded bindlestocking of extreme caution	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Monster Level: -25, Hot Resistance: +1, Drops Items, Last Available: "2010-12"
4842	twirling sleeping stocking	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4843	blinking Tales of a Kansas Toymaker	0		Skill: "Toynado", Last Available: "2010-12"
4844	The Joy of Wassailing	0		Skill: "Wassail", Last Available: "2010-12"
4845	narrow experienced Uncle Hobo's stocking cap of Calamity Jane	0		Experience: +2, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Familiar Effect: "atk", Last Available: "2010-12"
4846	grievous dance instructor's Uncle Hobo's epic beard	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-12"
4847	narrow tumbling coward's Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants of temperance	0		Monster Level: -20, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol", Last Available: "2010-12"
4848	Sherlock's Annie Oakley's Uncle Hobo's fingerless tinsel gloves	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Item Drop: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-12"
4849	Jack Frost's Newton's Uncle Hobo's highest bough	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2010-12"
4850	toasty brainy Uncle Hobo's belt	0		Mysticality: +5, Hot Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-12"
4851	ionized Vulcanized gray bouncing chocolate cigar	0		Effect: "Dreadful Smell", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2010-12"
4852	wizardly gift-a-pult	0		Mysticality: +25, Last Available: "2010-12"
4853	denatured shaking purple holly-flavored Hob-O	0		Effect: "Action", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2020-09"
4854	CRIMBCO scrip	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4855	Toot Oriole care package	0		
4856	paperclip	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4857	wobbly bottle of Blank-Out	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4858	CRIMBCO lanyard of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-01"
4859	narrow CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	0		Skill: "Fashionably Late", Last Available: "2011-01"
4860	green jittery huge CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	0		Skill: "Executive Narcolepsy", Last Available: "2011-01"
4861	blurry mirror CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	0		Skill: "Lunch Break", Last Available: "2011-01"
4862	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	0		Skill: "Offensive Joke", Last Available: "2011-01"
4863	blinking CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	0		Skill: "Managerial Manipulation", Last Available: "2011-01"
4864	purple photocopier	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4865	deluxe fax machine	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4866	Workytime Tea	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4867	paperclip sproinger	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4868	MacGyver's hardened Samson's paperclip-on tie	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Damage Reduction: 3, Maximum MP: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-01"
4869	scandalous paperclip pants	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Item Drop: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xBarrr, cap 12", Last Available: "2011-01"
4870	wobbly blue nasty rosy-cheeked paperclip turban of mayonnaise	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Stench Damage: +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 12", Last Available: "2011-01"
4871	blue ribald paperclip cape	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Last Available: "2011-01"
4872	glob of Blank-Out	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4873	photocopied monster	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4874	jittery gaudy key	0		
4875	BGE merchandise order form	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4876	wet colloidal polarized olive chocolate bath ball	0		Effect: "Bubblin' Rage", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2011-01"
4877	extra-polymerized upside-down teal bacon bath ball	0		Effect: "Human-Penguin Hybrid", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2011-01"
4878	altered incense bath ball	0		Effect: "Feet of Watermelon", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2011-01"
4879	polarized polarized jittery myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball	0		Effect: "Big Flaming Whip", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2011-01"
4880	mirror CRIMBCO mug	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4881	delicious CRIMBCO wine	3	awesome	Last Available: "2011-01"
4882	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4883	toe jam	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4884	rotten toe jam toast	4	crappy	Last Available: "2011-01"
4885	traffic jam	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4886	bite-sized yummy huge traffic jam toast	1	awesome	Last Available: "2011-01"
4887	space jam	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4888	moldy special space jam toast	3	crappy	Effect: "Antibiotic Saucesphere", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2011-01"
4889	super-electrified blurry motivational poster	0		Effect: "Turtle Power", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2011-01"
4890	sack lunch	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4891	huge bath ball gift set	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4892	wobbly slow jam collection	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4893	BGE shotglass	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4894	low-calorie spoiled festive sausage	1	crappy	Last Available: "2011-01"
4895	small stale holiday cheese log	2	decent	Last Available: "2011-01"
4896	yellow skewed holiday log	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4897	frightening beefy BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	0		Muscle: +10, Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2010-12"
4898	scandalous fortified BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Sleaze Damage: +5, Last Available: "2010-12"
4899	frosty BGE pocket calendar	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-12"
4900	BGE temporary tattoo	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4901	beefy BGE plastic toy	0		Muscle: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-12"
4902	wholesome stapler bear	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2010-12"
4903	blurry Temple Grandin's adhesive tape dolly	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Last Available: "2010-12"
4904	studded scissor duck	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Last Available: "2010-12"
4905	coal paperweight	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4906	narrow jingle bell	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4907	greedy lard-coated Seven Loco	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2010-09"
4908	Loathing Legion knife	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4909	horrifying Loathing Legion many-purpose hook	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4910	Loathing Legion moondial of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4911	upside-down hale Loathing Legion necktie	0		Maximum HP: +20, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4912	greedy Loathing Legion knife	0		Meat Drop: +20, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4913	flame-wreathed Loathing Legion corkscrew	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4914	hardy Loathing Legion can opener	0		Maximum HP: +50, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4915	sizzling Loathing Legion chainsaw of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Hot Damage: +10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4916	supercharged Loathing Legion rollerblades	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4917	banded Loathing Legion flamethrower	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4918	Loathing Legion tattoo needle	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4919	grievous Loathing Legion defibrillator	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4920	perfumed Loathing Legion double prism	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4921	stiffened Loathing Legion tape measure	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4922	skewed skewed thinker's Loathing Legion kitchen sink	0		Mysticality: +10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4923	grievous Loathing Legion abacus	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4924	Loathing Legion helicopter	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4925	Sinatra's Loathing Legion pizza stone	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4926	Loathing Legion universal screwdriver	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4927	Loathing Legion jackhammer	0		Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4928	tumbling rosy-cheeked Loathing Legion hammer	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4929	Uncle Crimbo's Sack	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4930	Folder Holder	0		Last Available: "2013-08"
4937	skewed a angel	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4938	quake of arrows	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4939	time's arrow	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4940	narrow arrowgram	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4941	half-sized bland Knob jelly donut	2	decent	
4942	green Knob cake	0		
4943	Knob cake pan	0		
4944	Knob batter	0		
4945	red skewed Knob frosting	0		
4946	ghostly unfrosted Knob cake	0		
4947	Cobb's Knob Menagerie key	0		
4948	GOTO	0		
4949	improved weremoose spit	0		Effect: "Extra-Wet", Effect Duration: 30
4950	corrupted cold-filtered abominable blubber	0		Effect: "Fever From the Flavor", Effect Duration: 60
4951	purple tumbling wholesome flimsy clipboard	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10
4952	ionized blinking baggie of sugar	0		Effect: "Arse-a'fire", Effect Duration: 30
4953	squat resourceful whalebone corset of mayonnaise	0		Maximum MP: +50, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
4954	wobbly padded oven mitts	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Single Equip
4955	toothsome immense overcookie	10	awesome	
4956	adequate fancy jumbo skewed philosopher's scone	5	good	Effect: "Purpose", Effect Duration: 25
4957	quantum half-baked potion	0		Effect: "Concentrated Concentration", Effect Duration: 56
4958	shaking green Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20
4959	normal Knob nuts	4	good	
4960	drinkable Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	4	good	
4961	tumbling Subject 37 file	0		
4962	educational mysterious lapel pin of James Dean	0		Experience: +1, Experience (Moxie): +3, Single Equip
4963	huge state loom	0		Familiar Weight: +10
4964	Evilometer	0		
4965	spinning Sorcerers of the Shore Grimoire	0		Free Pull, Skill: "Summon Alice's Army Cards"
4966	Pack of Alice's Army Cards	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4967	Alice's Army Swordsman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4968	Alice's Army Spearsman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4969	squat Alice's Army Halberder	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4970	Alice's Army Guard	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4971	fuchsia Alice's Army Wallman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4972	Alice's Army Ninja	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4973	ghostly Alice's Army Alchemist	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4974	wobbly Alice's Army Page	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4975	squat Alice's Army Shieldmaiden	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4976	ghostly Alice's Army Mad Bomber	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4977	Alice's Army Nurse	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4978	Alice's Army Hammerman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4979	Alice's Army Bowman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4980	Alice's Army Lanceman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4981	Alice's Army Horseman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4982	Alice's Army Coward	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4983	spinning Alice's Army Cleric	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4984	Alice's Army Sniper	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4985	twirling Alice's Army Dervish	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4986	ghostly Alice's Army Martyr	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4987	Pack of Alice's Army Foil Cards	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4988	purple Alice's Army Foil Swordsman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4989	narrow Alice's Army Foil Spearsman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4990	Alice's Army Foil Halberder	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4991	Alice's Army Foil Guard	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4992	bouncing Alice's Army Foil Wallman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4993	teal Alice's Army Foil Ninja	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4994	Alice's Army Foil Alchemist	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4995	Alice's Army Foil Page	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4996	Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4997	blurry Alice's Army Foil Mad Bomber	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4998	Alice's Army Foil Nurse	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4999	Alice's Army Foil Hammerman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5000	Alice's Army Foil Bowman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5001	Alice's Army Foil Lanceman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5002	spinning teal Alice's Army Foil Horseman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5003	bouncing Alice's Army Foil Coward	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5004	pulsating red Alice's Army Foil Cleric	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5005	Alice's Army Foil Sniper	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5006	jittery Alice's Army Foil Dervish	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5007	Alice's Army Foil Martyr	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5008	Single Alice's Army Foil	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5009	spinning bouncing brainy card sleeve	0		Mysticality: +5, Last Available: "2011-03"
5010	evil eye	0		
5011	Alice's Army Foil tattoo	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5012	tumbling Ye Wizard's Shack snack voucher	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5013	adequate wasabi pocky	3	good	Last Available: "2011-03"
5014	half-sized rotten tobiko pocky	2	crappy	Last Available: "2011-03"
5015	normal natto pocky	3	good	Last Available: "2011-03"
5016	smooth wasabi-infused sake	3	awesome	Last Available: "2011-03"
5017	high-proof hand-crafted tobiko-infused sake	6	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-03"
5018	lousy natto-infused sake	4	decent	Last Available: "2011-03"
5019	altered wasabi marble soda	0		Effect: "Warm Belly", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2011-03"
5020	anodized adjusted pulsating tobiko marble soda	0		Effect: "Fudgehound", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2011-03"
5021	improved Vulcanized boiled huge natto marble soda	0		Effect: "Full Bottle in front of Me", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2011-03"
5022	twirling Alice's Army booster box	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5023	alkaline shaking elderly jawbreaker	0		Effect: "It Tickles!  It Tickles!", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2020-09"
5024	tolerable weak marshmallow flamb&eacute;	2	good	Last Available: "2011-03"
5025	artisanal distilled upside-down cranberry schnapps	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-03"
5026	weak drinkable maroon breaded beer	2	good	Last Available: "2011-03"
5027	tolerable narrow soy cordial	3	good	Last Available: "2011-03"
5028	avaricious curative boxer's astral bludgeon	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Meat Drop: +30, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
5029	Sherlock's fortified astral shield	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Item Drop: +25
5030	blinking Da Vinci's thinker's astral chapeau of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: 30, Experience (Mysticality): +5, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 12"
5031	scorching toasty veiny astral bracer	0		Maximum HP: +10, Hot Damage: 30
5032	dance instructor's smartaleck's beefcake's astral longbow	0		Muscle: +25, Moxie Percent: +30, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10
5033	yellow wobbly auspicious vibrating hardy astral shorts	0		Maximum HP: +50, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Item Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xGhoul, cap 12"
5034	fuchsia blurry wool ruddy personal trainer's astral mace	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Cold Resistance: +1
5035	prompt Temple Grandin's astral trousers	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Item Drop: +5, Adventures: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 12"
5036	frightening savvy astral ring of courage	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Spooky Damage: +5, Spooky Resistance: +3
5037	censurious astral statuette of the dark arts of doom	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Resistance: +3
5038	upside-down wool veiny forbidden astral pistol	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Maximum HP: +10, Cold Resistance: +1
5039	gray dog trainer's Oprah's astral mask	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Experience (familiar): +1
5040	purple astral pet sweater	0		Familiar Weight: +10
5041	lard-coated flame-wreathed smartaleck's astral shirt	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
5042	perfumed padded astral belt	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Stench Resistance: +5
5043	immense decent lime green astral hot dog	10	???	
5044	tolerable weak special astral pilsner	2	???	Effect: "License to Punch", Effect Duration: 45
5045	astral hot dog dinner	0		
5046	astral six-pack	0		
5047	Clan shower	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-04"
5048	shard of double-ice	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5049	upside-down smelly padded deadly double-ice cap	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Damage Absorption: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 17", Last Available: "2011-04"
5050	ghostly censurious nasty strapping double-ice box	0		Muscle: +5, Stench Damage: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2011-04"
5051	yellow blurry extremely unsafe double-ice britches of Tarzan of the storm	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 3xVolley, 3xLep, cap 17", Last Available: "2011-04"
5052	lime green handful of numbers	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
5053	Lars the Cyberian	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5054	blurry intriguing puzzle box	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5055	blinking obnoxious riddle	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5056	best joke ever	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5057	polarized maroon Atomic Comic	0		Effect: "Sewer-Drenched", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2011-04"
5058	denatured irradiated Red Pill	0		Effect: "Pronounced Potency", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2011-04"
5059	Skullhead's Screw	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5060	mysterious present	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5061	teal jittery boxing-glove-in-a-box	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5062	voodoo doll	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5063	narrow the finger	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5064	Salsa de las Epocas	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5065	tiny spoiled spaghetti con calaveras	1	crappy	Last Available: "2011-04"
5066	s'more gun	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5067	decent tumbling popcorn	3	good	Last Available: "2011-04"
5068	adequate chaos popcorn	4	good	Last Available: "2011-04"
5069	upside-down medical-grade hole of dire peril of the bloodbag	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Maximum HP: +100, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2011-04"
5070	olive innuendo	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5071	diet decent teal s'more	0	good	Last Available: "2011-04"
5072	shaking diamond ring	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5073	hand-crafted weak ghostly Russian Ice	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-04"
5074	clay ashtray of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Last Available: "2011-05"
5075	blinking blurry Da Vinci's lanyard	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5076	bouncing pulsating maroon chaotic monster pants	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "3xVolley, 3xPotato, cap 17", Last Available: "2011-05"
5077	box of Pok&euml;mann band-aids	0		Last Available: "2011-05"
5078	non-galvanized colloidal mirror Pok&euml;mann band-aid	0		Effect: "Night of the Nachos", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2011-05"
5079	blurry manspreader's Van der Graaf helmet of mayonnaise	0		Monster Level: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, cap 7", Last Available: "2011-05"
5080	wicked crutch	0		Spell Damage: +5, Last Available: "2011-05"
5081	huge foul-smelling shock belt	0		Stench Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5082	aerosolized deionized Okee-Dokee soda	0		Effect: "Armored Innards", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2011-05"
5083	nasty rubber band gun	0		Stench Damage: +5, Last Available: "2011-05"
5084	steel-toed pin-stripe slacks	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Familiar Effect: "6xSombrero, 2xPotato, cap 7", Last Available: "2011-05"
5085	fuchsia Usain Bolt's gloves	0		Initiative: +80, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5086	extra-deionized galvanized narrow ghostly correction fluid	0		Effect: "Sleaze-Resistant Trousers", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2011-05"
5087	Pok&euml;mann figurine: Porkachu of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5088	cyan zippy Pok&euml;mann figurine: Magikrap	0		Initiative: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5089	Pok&euml;mann figurine: Vegemite of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5090	Pok&euml;mann figurine: Vermouth of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5091	MacGyver's Pok&euml;mann figurine: Smugleaf	0		Maximum MP: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5092	gray banded Pok&euml;mann figurine: Twitter	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5093	blue Pok&euml;mann figurine: Bloodkip of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5094	pulsating Newton's Pok&euml;mann figurine: Hoboking	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5095	Pok&euml;mann figurine: Duck of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5096	Pok&euml;mann figurine: Nothing of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5097	jittery gray miser's Pok&euml;mann figurine: Kagosan	0		Meat Drop: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5098	green fortified Pok&euml;mann figurine: Galumpagump	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5099	spinning twirling Pok&euml;mann figurine: Shoggoth of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5100	greedy Pok&euml;mann figurine: Frank	0		Meat Drop: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5101	tumbling narrow mansplainer's Pok&euml;mann figurine: Moog	0		Monster Level: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5102	warmed willyweed	0		Effect: "damage.enh", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2011-05"
5103	anodized oxidized bouncing spinning Nuclear Blastball	0		Effect: "Mayeaugh", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2011-05"
5104	galvanized vacuum-sealed fish juice box	0		Effect: "Ancient Protected", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2011-05"
5105	paint bomb	0		Last Available: "2011-05"
5106	mirror hideous egg	0		Last Available: "2011-05"
5107	irresponsibly strong perfectly mixed Jeppson's Malort	6	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-06"
5108	squat fistful of ashes	0		
5109	wobbly banded stress ball	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Squeeze Stress Ball", Last Available: "2011-05"
5110	Li'l Businessman Kit	0		Meat Drop: +5, Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2011-05"
5111	jittery steel-toed Ultracolor&trade; shirt	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Last Available: "2011-05"
5112	My Own Pen Pal kit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
5113	jittery packet of orchid seeds	0		
5114	shaking stomp box	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
5115	hedge trimmers	0		
5116	A. W. O. L. commendation	0		Last Available: "2011-05"
5117	mirror reconstituted crow	0		Last Available: "2011-05"
5118	bird brain	0		
5119	blue busted wings	0		
5120	Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery	0		Last Available: "2011-05"
5121	cyan Admiral's hat of the wise owl of the brute of the pedagogue	0		Mysticality: +20, Muscle Percent: +30, Experience: +3, Familiar Effect: "atk", Last Available: "2011-05"
5122	nippy banded wizardly aviator's cap	0		Mysticality: +25, Damage Absorption: +100, Cold Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 12", Last Available: "2011-05"
5123	reassuring educational mirrored aviator shades	0		Experience: +1, Spooky Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5124	Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy	0		Skill: "Natural Born Skeleton Killer", Last Available: "2011-05"
5125	maroon Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5126	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5127	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5128	bouncing Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5129	jittery Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5130	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5131	cold-filtered unsweetened jittery Ultrasoldier Serum	0		Effect: "Smokin'", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2011-06"
5132	moldy blinking elven hardtack	3	crappy	Last Available: "2011-06"
5133	tolerable extra-dry elven squeeze	5	good	Last Available: "2011-06"
5134	ghostly lunar isotope	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5135	E.M.U. joystick	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5136	pulsating E.M.U. rocket thrusters	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5137	wobbly E.M.U. helmet	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5138	E.M.U. harness	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5139	cyan carton of astral energy drinks	0		
5140	modified purple upside-down astral energy drink	1		
5141	Thwaitgold bee statuette	0		
5142	huge moon unit	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5143	E.M.U. Unit	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5144	handful of honey	0		
5145	vacuum-sealed nitrogenated mirror honeypot	0		Effect: "Corona de la Salsa", Effect Duration: 30
5146	yummy wild honey pie	3	awesome	
5147	watered-down perfectly mixed pulsating honey mead	2	EPIC	
5148	sinister sage honey dipper of Calamity Jane	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Spell Damage: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +15
5149	skewed executive careful weightlifter's honeybritches	0		Muscle: +15, Monster Level: -10, Meat Drop: +40, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 2xGhuol, cap 43"
5150	cyan prompt dance instructor's groovy honeycap	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Adventures: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 43"
5151	wobbly smartaleck's Moonthril Circlet	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2011-06"
5152	miser's Moonthril Greaves	0		Meat Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "cap 25", Last Available: "2011-06"
5153	toasty Moonthril Flamberge	0		Hot Damage: +5, Last Available: "2011-06"
5154	skewed sizzling Moonthril Longbow	0		Hot Damage: +10, Last Available: "2011-06"
5155	razor-sharp Moonthril Cuirass	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-06"
5156	wobbly razor-sharp plush alielf	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Last Available: "2011-06"
5157	pickled Comet Drop	0		Effect: "Like a Fish to Walter", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2020-09"
5158	plush dogcat of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2011-06"
5159	lion tamer's plush hamsterpus	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Last Available: "2011-06"
5160	smartaleck's plush ferrelf	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Last Available: "2011-06"
5161	cool plush alien hamsterpus	0		Moxie: +5, Last Available: "2011-06"
5162	frosty plush mutated alielf	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2011-06"
5163	supercool plush mutated alielephant of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Moxie Percent: +20, Last Available: "2011-06"
5164	huge mysterious chest	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-06"
5165	up-at-dawn girl	0		Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2011-06"
5166	blinking top hat and cane	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5167	spinning synthetic dog hair pill	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5168	distention pill	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5169	elven medi-pack	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5170	flattened irradiated transporter transponder	0		Effect: "BOOsted", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2011-06"
5171	Map to Safety Shelter Ronald Prime	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5172	Map to Safety Shelter Grimace Prime	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5173	pulsating shaking elven magi-pack	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5174	hand-crafted Saison du Lune	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-06"
5175	perfectly mixed watered-down Moonthril Schnapps	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-06"
5176	distilled drinkable Wrecked Generator	5	good	Last Available: "2011-06"
5177	normal spinning Spaghetti with Moonballs	3	good	Last Available: "2011-06"
5178	miniature normal narrow jittery Crepes a la Lune	2	good	Last Available: "2011-06"
5179	flavorless purple Moon Pie	3	decent	Last Available: "2011-06"
5180	electrified nitrogenated maroon jittery Comet Pop	0		Effect: "Super Accuracy", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2011-06"
5181	dry Vulcanized dry tumbling Flan in the Moon	0		Effect: "Pretending to Pretend", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2011-06"
5182	diffused 1/6th Pound Cake	0		Effect: "Bilious Brains", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2011-06"
5183	pulsating Mint-in-box Moonthril Circlet	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5184	jittery Mint-in-box Moonthril Greaves	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5185	Mint-in-box Moonthril Cuirass	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5186	red Mint-in-box Moonthril Flamberge	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5187	Mint-in-box Moonthril Longbow	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5188	boiled honey stick	0		Effect: "Just Aged Enough", Effect Duration: 38
5189	deionized double-colloidal cyan double-ice gum	0		Effect: "Greedy Resolve", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2011-04"
5190	shaking censurious Herculean brawny Operation Patriot Shield	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Experience (Muscle): +1, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Throw Shield", Last Available: "2011-07", Variable
5191	squirming egg sac	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5192	Vulcanized corrupted data	0		Effect: "Stick Emporium Membership", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2011-06"
5193	11-inch knob sausage	0		
5194	blurry exorcised sandwich	0		
5195	Banfoy's Boutique Order Form	0		Last Available: "2011-07"
5196	family-friendly Great S-Cape	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-07"
5197	cyan lard-coated Marvelous Unitard	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-07"
5198	diluted bouncing gooey paste	1	awesome	Effect: "critical.enh", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2011-08"
5199	denatured mirror beastly paste	1	good	Last Available: "2011-08"
5200	pickled gray paste	1	awesome	Effect: "Really Deep Breath", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2011-08"
5201	vaporized shaking jittery ectoplasmic paste	1	decent	Effect: "Carrion' On", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2011-08"
5202	dried tumbling greasy paste	1	decent	Last Available: "2011-08"
5203	compressed bug paste	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-08"
5204	powdered shaking hippy paste	1	good	Last Available: "2011-08"
5205	dried ghostly gray orc paste	1	awesome	Effect: "Magically Fingered", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2011-08"
5206	boiled demonic paste	1	decent	Last Available: "2011-08"
5207	mixed jittery indescribably horrible paste	1	crappy	Effect: "Truly Gritty", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2011-08"
5208	vaporized spinning paste	1	good	Last Available: "2011-08"
5209	diluted ghostly goblin paste	1	decent	Last Available: "2011-08"
5210	modified blinking pirate paste	1	decent	Effect: "Well-preserved", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2011-08"
5211	boiled red shaking chlorophyll paste	1	decent	Effect: "You Know Who to Call", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2011-08"
5212	twisted blurry paste	1	good	Last Available: "2011-08"
5213	boiled Mer-kin paste	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-08"
5214	modified upside-down slimy paste	1	decent	Last Available: "2011-08"
5215	denatured skewed purple twirling penguin paste	1	good	Effect: "Turtle Titters", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2011-08"
5216	powdered elemental paste	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-08"
5217	altered ghostly cosmic paste	1	good	Last Available: "2011-08"
5218	pickled upside-down hobo paste	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-08"
5219	vaporized squat spinning Crimbo paste	1	good	Effect: "Hyperoffended", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2011-08"
5220	shaking Teachings of the Fist	0		
5221	fat loot token	0		No Pull
5222	shaking Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette	0		
5223	blue Tome of Clip Art	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-09", Skill: "Summon Clip Art"
5224	normal purple blurry Ur-Donut	3	good	Last Available: "2011-09"
5225	tumbling The Bomb	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5226	box of Familiar Jacks	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5227	mediocre practically non-alcoholic blurry bucket of wine	1	decent	Last Available: "2011-09"
5228	normal squat spinning ultrafondue	4	good	Last Available: "2011-09"
5229	unbearable light	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5230	snowflake	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5231	tumbling crystal skull	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5232	borrowed time	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5233	box of hammers	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5234	shining halo of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-09"
5235	red lion tamer's furry halo	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-09"
5236	scandalous frosty halo	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-09"
5237	bouncing Newton's time halo	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-09"
5238	bad practically non-alcoholic Lumineux Limnio	1	decent	Last Available: "2011-09"
5239	spirit-forward enchanted perfectly mixed huge Morto Moreto	5	EPIC	Effect: "A Few Extra Pounds", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2011-09"
5240	tolerable distilled Temps Tempranillo	5	good	Last Available: "2011-09"
5241	delicious Bordeaux Marteaux	4	awesome	Last Available: "2011-09"
5242	watered-down hand-crafted Fromage Pinotage	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-09"
5243	lousy wobbly Beignet Milgranet	4	decent	Last Available: "2011-09"
5244	hand-crafted Muschat	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-09"
5245	normal half-sized cool jelly donut	2	good	Last Available: "2011-09"
5246	adequate bite-sized shrapnel jelly donut	1	good	Last Available: "2011-09"
5247	normal tiny occult jelly donut	1	good	Last Available: "2011-09"
5248	spoiled thyme jelly donut	3	crappy	Last Available: "2011-09"
5249	snack-sized yummy danish	2	awesome	Last Available: "2011-09"
5250	bland small twirling smashed danish	2	decent	Last Available: "2011-09"
5251	adequate low-calorie forbidden danish	1	good	Last Available: "2011-09"
5252	special delicious cool cat claw	3	awesome	Effect: "Hot Hands", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2011-09"
5253	adequate fuchsia blunt cat claw	4	good	Last Available: "2011-09"
5254	normal shadowy cat claw	3	good	Last Available: "2011-09"
5255	flavorless miniature cheezburger	2	decent	Last Available: "2011-09"
5256	spoiled toasted brie	4	crappy	Last Available: "2011-09"
5257	enhanced chilled potion of the field gar	0		Effect: "Bubblin' Rage", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2011-09"
5258	triple-aerosolized wet too legit potion	0		Effect: "Chalk Outline", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2011-09"
5259	ionized quadruple-nitrogenated Bright Water	0		Effect: "Hammertime", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2011-09"
5260	quantum ionized cold-filtered water	0		Effect: "[800]Chocolate Reign", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2011-09"
5261	denatured teal graveyard snowglobe	0		Effect: "Singer's Faithful Ocelot", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2011-09"
5262	extra-alkaline activated ghostly cool cat elixir	0		Effect: "Scorpio Rising", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2011-09"
5263	alkaline galvanized narrow potion of the captain's hammer	0		Effect: "Simulation Stimulation", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2011-09"
5264	altered pickled potion of X-ray vision	0		Effect: "Become Intensely interested", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2011-09"
5265	improved potion of the litterbox	0		Effect: "The Sweats", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2011-09"
5266	diffused galvanized potion of animal rage	0		Effect: "Flashing Eyes", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2011-09"
5267	triple-magnetized liquefied upside-down potion of punctual companionship	0		Effect: "Fancy Feasted", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2011-09"
5268	upside-down holy bomb, batman	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5269	blinking bobcat grenade	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5270	squat chocolate frosted sugar bomb	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5271	broken glass grenade	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5272	fuchsia twirling noxious gas grenade	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5273	skull with a fuse in it	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5274	boozebomb	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5275	hardened hammerus	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Last Available: "2011-09"
5276	squat prompt blunt icepick	0		Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2011-09"
5277	Samson's fluorescent lightbulb	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Last Available: "2011-09"
5278	tumbling stiffened blammer of extreme caution	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Monster Level: -25, Last Available: "2011-09"
5279	sharpshooter's clock-cleaning hammer	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Last Available: "2011-09"
5280	4:20 bomb	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5281	strapping broken clock	0		Muscle: +5, Last Available: "2011-09"
5282	gray boxer's dethklok	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Last Available: "2011-09"
5283	huge blurry energetic glacial clock	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2011-09"
5284	Gygaxian Libram	0		Last Available: "2011-09", Skill: "Summon Dice"
5285	d4	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5286	d6	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5287	upside-down d8	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5288	d10	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5289	ghostly fuchsia d12	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5290	upside-down d20	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5291	generic healing potion	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5292	generic mana potion	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5293	purple generic restorative potion	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5294	kobold treasure hoard	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5295	wobbly newborn kobold	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5296	jittery slightly thicker filthy rags	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-09"
5297	squat dungeon dragon chest	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5298	fancy stale phish stick	4	decent	Effect: "Fangs and Pangs", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2011-09"
5299	inspector's nippy chaotic plastic vampire fangs	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Cold Damage: +10, Item Drop: +15, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Feed", Last Available: "2011-10"
5300	Interview With You (a Vampire)	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5301	Make-Your-Own-Vampire-Fangs kit	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5302	your own heart	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5303	dangerous Sword of the Brouhaha Prince	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Last Available: "2011-10"
5304	forbidden extremely unsafe thinker's Chalice of the Malkovich Prince	0		Mysticality: +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2011-10"
5305	ghostly Sceptre of the Torremolinos Prince of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Last Available: "2011-10"
5306	hardened Medallion of the Ventrilo Prince	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Last Available: "2011-10"
5307	spinning Haunted Sorority House staff guide	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5308	ghost trap	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5309	chainsaw chain	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5310	shotgun shell	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5311	yellow funhouse mirror	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5312	frozen double-altered ghostly body paint	0		Effect: "Feelin' Philosophical", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2011-10"
5313	Vulcanized diffused necrotizing body spray	0		Effect: "Human-Penguin Hybrid", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2011-10"
5314	boiled warmed twirling bite-me-red lipstick	0		Effect: "Bread Burps", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2011-10"
5315	tarnished tarnished whisker pencil	0		Effect: "Moon'd", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2011-10"
5316	denatured ionized modified yellow press-on ribs	0		Effect: "The Living Hitpoints", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2011-10"
5317	anodized polymerized Rattlin' Chains	0		Effect: "Pop-eyed", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2011-10"
5318	pressed activated Gummy Brains	0		Effect: "Space Tripping", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2011-10"
5319	extra-liquefied triple-pickled tumbling Blood 'n' Plenty	0		Effect: "Curiosity of Br'er Tarrypin", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2011-10"
5320	Vulcanized super-aerosolized dry Lobos Mints	0		Effect: "Be a Mind Master", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2011-10"
5321	super-warmed super-tarnished jittery Sweet Sword	0		Effect: "Bootyliciousness", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2011-10"
5322	aged Ecto-Cooler	4	awesome	Last Available: "2011-10"
5323	drinkable wobbly Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	3	good	Last Available: "2011-10"
5324	mediocre spirit-forward Blood Light	5	decent	Last Available: "2011-10"
5325	tolerable special Silver Bullet beer	3	good	Effect: "Barking Mad", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2011-10"
5326	drinkable fancy upside-down Bone's Farm &quot;wine&quot;	4	good	Effect: "Stogied", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2011-10"
5327	ghost protocol	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5328	super-dry sorority brain	0		Effect: "Deadly Flashing Blade", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2011-10"
5329	non-liquefied Nightstalker perfume	0		Effect: "Ancient Protected", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2011-10"
5330	unsweetened liquefied mirror drum of pomade	0		Effect: "Good Karma", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2011-10"
5331	throwing bone	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5332	perfumed extra-see-thru nightie	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2011-10"
5333	upside-down prompt BRAINS shorts of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Adventures: +3, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1.5xGhuol", Last Available: "2011-10"
5334	MacGyver's Mesmereyes&trade; contact lenses	0		Maximum MP: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-10"
5335	baleful scrunchie	0		Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-10"
5336	skewed baleful dance instructor's extremely skinny jeans	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy", Last Available: "2011-10"
5337	gravedigger's The Necbromancer's Hat of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Spooky Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr", Last Available: "2011-10"
5338	Temple Grandin's Van der Graaf wizardly The Necbromancer's Stein	0		Mysticality: +25, Familiar Weight: +7, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2011-10"
5339	green Jack Frost's sinister The Necbromancer's Shorts of the empath	0		Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Weight: +5, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xGhuol", Last Available: "2011-10"
5340	flame-retardant supercool strapping The Necbromancer's Wizard Staff	0		Muscle: +5, Moxie Percent: +20, Hot Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2011-10"
5341	The Necbronomicon	0		Skill: "Summon &quot;Boner Battalion&quot;", Last Available: "2011-10"
5342	perfectly mixed ghostly The Cooler Out of Space	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-10"
5343	spinning The Necbronomicon (used)	0		Skill: "Summon &quot;Boner Battalion&quot;", Last Available: "2011-10"
5344	sorority girl's box	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5345	moist nitrogenated shaking Necbro wafers	0		Effect: "Blessing of Bulbazinalli", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2020-09"
5346	wobbly death blossom	0		
5347	blinking twirling tumbling A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used)	0		Skill: "Holiday Weight Gain", Last Available: "2009-12"
5348	jittery tumbling A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used)	0		Skill: "Jingle Bells", Last Available: "2009-12"
5349	green A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used)	0		Skill: "Candyblast", Last Available: "2009-12"
5350	red squat upside-down A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used)	0		Skill: "Surge of Icing", Last Available: "2009-12"
5351	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used)	0		Skill: "Stealth Mistletoe", Last Available: "2009-12"
5352	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used)	0		Skill: "Cringle's Curative Carol", Last Available: "2009-12"
5353	jar of oil	0		
5354	The Art of Slapfighting (used)	0		Class: "Seal Clubber", Skill: "Iron Palm Technique", Last Available: "2010-06"
5355	blue Uncle Romulus (used)	0		Class: "Turtle Tamer", Skill: "Curiosity of Br'er Tarrypin", Last Available: "2010-03"
5356	bouncing A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used)	0		Class: "Pastamancer", Skill: "Stringozzi Serpent", Last Available: "2010-04"
5357	Zu Mannk&auml;se Dienen (used)	0		Class: "Sauceror", Skill: "K&auml;seso&szlig;esturm", Last Available: "2010-01"
5358	huge Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used)	0		Class: "Disco Bandit", Skill: "Kung Fu Hustler", Last Available: "2011-01"
5359	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled)	0		Class: "Accordion Thief", Skill: "Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration", Last Available: "2010-02"
5360	pulsating Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used)	0		Skill: "Toynado", Last Available: "2010-12"
5361	teal The Joy of Wassailing (used)	0		Skill: "Wassail", Last Available: "2010-12"
5362	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used)	0		Skill: "Fashionably Late", Last Available: "2011-01"
5363	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used)	0		Skill: "Executive Narcolepsy", Last Available: "2011-01"
5364	blinking CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used)	0		Skill: "Lunch Break", Last Available: "2011-01"
5365	blurry CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used)	0		Skill: "Offensive Joke", Last Available: "2011-01"
5366	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used)	0		Skill: "Managerial Manipulation", Last Available: "2011-01"
5367	Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded)	0		Skill: "Natural Born Skeleton Killer", Last Available: "2011-05"
5368	Ellsbury's journal (used)	0		Skill: "Unaccompanied Miner", Last Available: "2010-09"
5369	dangerous KoL Con 8-Bit power bracelet	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Last Available: "2011-09"
5370	pulsating boiler	0		
5371	shaking narrow stuffed-shirt scarecrow	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-11"
5372	fuchsia manspreader's plastic trollipop	0		Monster Level: +10, Last Available: "2011-12"
5373	nippy plastic Fudge Wizard	0		Cold Damage: +10, Last Available: "2011-12"
5374	bouncing mirror grievous plastic abominable fudgeman	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2011-12"
5375	chilly plastic colollilossus	0		Cold Damage: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
5376	vibrating fortified plastic Big Candy	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2011-12"
5377	The Groose in the Hoose	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-12"
5378	blinking spruce juice	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5379	powdered blue pulsating ghostly groose grease	1	awesome	Last Available: "2012-12"
5380	purple bouncing lollipop stick	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5381	jittery pulsating bananagate	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5382	olive narrow pearidot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5383	tourmalime	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5384	pulsating kumquartz	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5385	maroon strawberyl	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5386	mirror censurious ridiculous belt	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2011-11"
5387	red studded ridiculous earring	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Last Available: "2011-11"
5388	studded ridiculous sunglasses	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Last Available: "2011-11"
5389	normal ridiculous sandwich	3	good	Last Available: "2011-11"
5390	lousy ridiculous cocktail	3	decent	Last Available: "2011-11"
5391	extremely unsafe zombie monkey necklace of doom	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Spooky Spell Damage: +50
5392	Thwaitgold butterfly statuette	0		
5393	tumbling scrap of paper	0		
5394	jittery sandpaper	0		
5395	peppermint sprout	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5396	modified peppermint twist	0		Effect: "Frostbeard", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2011-11"
5397	immense decent peppermint patty	6	good	Last Available: "2011-11"
5398	blurry peppermint crook	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5399	peppermint rhino baby	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5400	candy cane candygram	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
5401	tumbling pulsating bouncing peppermint parasol	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5402	blinking blue Jeselnik's candy cane	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Last Available: "2011-12"
5403	blurry Mint Salton Pepper's Peppermint Seed Catalog	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5404	Peppermint Pip Packet	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5405	friendly razor-sharp brawny cane-mail shirt	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2011-12"
5406	stanky occult supercool cane-mail pants	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xBarrr, cap 25", Last Available: "2011-12"
5407	lousy gray Vodka Matryoshka	3	decent	Last Available: "2011-12"
5408	weak drinkable jittery Gin Mint	2	good	Last Available: "2011-12"
5409	watered-down aged Tequiz Navidad	2	awesome	Last Available: "2011-12"
5410	tolerable triple-distilled mirror Mint Yulep	8	good	Last Available: "2011-12"
5411	bad Crimbojito	3	decent	Last Available: "2011-12"
5412	drinkable weak twirling Sangria de Menthe	2	good	Last Available: "2011-12"
5413	candycaine powder	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
5414	yellow licorice boa	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
5415	electrified ionized anodized jittery licorice root	0		Effect: "Conspiratory Eyes", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2011-12"
5416	oxidized banana supersucker	0		Effect: "Memories of Puppy Love", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2011-11"
5417	improved pear supersucker	0		Effect: "Twenty-three Squid, Ew", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2011-11"
5418	super-improved energized lime supersucker	0		Effect: "Buff as a Baobab", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2011-11"
5419	oxidized red pulsating kumquat supersucker	0		Effect: "Reptilian Fortitude", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2011-11"
5420	flattened maroon strawberry supersucker	0		Effect: "Bark of the Dog", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2011-11"
5421	shaking personal trainer's bananarama bangle	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-11"
5422	banded pair of pearidot earrings	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-11"
5423	narrow greedy tourmalime tourniquet	0		Meat Drop: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-11"
5424	blinking shellacked kumquartz ring	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-11"
5425	huge huge Da Vinci's strawberyl necklace	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-11"
5426	sucker bucket of doom of the cheetah	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2011-11"
5427	blurry censurious sucker hakama	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "afk, cap 12", Last Available: "2011-11"
5428	mansplainer's sucker kabuto	0		Monster Level: +15, Familiar Effect: "Atk, cap 12", Last Available: "2011-11"
5429	Da Vinci's sucker tachi	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Last Available: "2011-11"
5430	sucker scaffold	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5431	cinnamon troll doll	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5432	grape troll doll	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5433	raspberry troll doll	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5434	green pulsating DNOTC Box	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
5435	blurry fudgecule	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5436	quantum pressed fudge lily	0		Effect: "Blood-Gorged", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2011-11"
5437	superheated fudge	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5438	aerosolized super-irradiated fluid of fudge-finding	0		Effect: "Goldentongue", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2011-11"
5439	fudgepuck	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5440	miniature flavorless fudgesicle	2	decent	Last Available: "2011-11"
5441	cyan wand of fudge control	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5442	The Kloop in the Coop	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-12"
5443	jittery miniscule beatbox	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5444	ionized green devilish folio	0		Effect: "Mushroom Might", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2012-12"
5445	tumbling shaking clumsiness bark	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5446	jar full of wind	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5447	dangerous jerkcicle	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5448	furious stone	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5449	cyan wobbly vanity stone	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5450	blinking lecherous stone	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5451	jealousy stone	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5452	avarice stone	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5453	gluttonous stone	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5454	teal gummi ingot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5455	narrow gummi ingot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5456	gummi ingot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5457	electrified cold-filtered bouncing Fudgie Roll	0		Effect: "Jungle Juiced", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2011-11"
5458	low-calorie moldy fudge bunny	1	crappy	Last Available: "2011-11"
5459	pulsating fudge spork	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5460	mansplainer's fudgecycle of Gandalf of Leguizamo	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Monster Level: 35, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-11"
5461	fudge cube	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5462	blank fudge mold	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5463	lime green Libram of Resolutions	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-01", Skill: "Summon Resolutions"
5464	tarnished polarized resolution: be wealthier	0		Effect: "Salsa Satanica", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2012-01"
5465	denatured resolution: be happier	0		Effect: "Salsa Satanica", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2012-01"
5466	activated galvanized resolution: be stronger	0		Effect: "Sweet and Red", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2012-01"
5467	anodized wobbly resolution: be smarter	0		Effect: "Don't Step to Your Stepmother", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2012-01"
5468	electrified jittery blinking resolution: be sexier	0		Effect: "Twen Tea", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2012-01"
5469	tarnished upside-down resolution: be feistier	0		Effect: "Worth Your Salt", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2012-01"
5470	frozen tumbling resolution: be kinder	0		Effect: "Crimbo Flavor", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2012-01"
5471	polarized resolution: be more adventurous	0		Effect: "Down With Chow", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2012-01"
5472	denatured skewed resolution: be luckier	0		Effect: "Influence of Sphere", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2012-01"
5473	gummi ingot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5474	wobbly gummi ingot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5475	gummi ingot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5476	denatured spinning gummi salamander	0		Effect: "Hypercubed", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2011-11"
5477	non-dry quadruple-altered teal gummi snake	0		Effect: "Afternoon Insight", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2011-11"
5478	electrified diffused gummi canary	0		Effect: "Human-Elemental Hybrid", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2011-11"
5479	diet rotten gummi bear	1	crappy	Last Available: "2011-11"
5480	rotten small lime green gummi bear	2	crappy	Last Available: "2011-11"
5481	stale gummi bear	3	decent	Last Available: "2011-11"
5482	decent drunki-bear	3	good	Last Available: "2011-11"
5483	decent drunki-bear	4	good	Last Available: "2011-11"
5484	adequate drunki-bear	3	good	Last Available: "2011-11"
5485	Jim Carey's gummi bowtie	0		Monster Level: +25, Last Available: "2011-11"
5486	fudge pocket square of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Last Available: "2011-11"
5487	squat scorching lollipop cufflinks	0		Hot Damage: +25, Last Available: "2011-11"
5488	red mirror trilobite fossil	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5489	ammonite fossil	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5490	skewed belemnite fossil	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5491	trilobite candy mold	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5492	ammonite candy mold	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5493	huge belemnite candy mold	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5494	pressed vacuum-sealed upside-down wobbly lime green gummi trilobite	0		Effect: "Uncanny Shot", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2011-11"
5495	pressed warmed gummi ammonite	0		Effect: "Inebriate Pride", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2011-11"
5496	liquefied deionized gummi belemnite	0		Effect: "Weepy, Creepy", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2011-11"
5497	all-year sucker	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5498	blinking heart of dark chocolate	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5499	gravedigger's Big Candy's tophat of the sweet-tooth	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Candy Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xGhoul, 1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2011-11"
5500	Fuzzby	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-11"
5501	Jackass Plumber home game	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5502	bouncing Trivial Avocations board game	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5503	Tickle-Me Emilio	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5504	blessed box	0		
5505	pack of pogs	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5506	moldy jerky coins	4	crappy	Last Available: "2011-11"
5507	tolerable weak Go-Wassail	2	good	Last Available: "2011-11"
5508	double-boiled cold-filtered Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide	0		Effect: "5 Pounds Lighter", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2011-11"
5509	concentrated adjusted bottle of bubbles	0		Effect: "Smelly Pants", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2011-11"
5510	unsweetened wind-up meatcar	0		Effect: "Piratastic", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2011-11"
5511	Trivial Avocations Card: What?	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5512	Trivial Avocations Card: When?	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5513	blurry Trivial Avocations Card: Who?	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5514	Trivial Avocations Card: Where?	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5515	pog #01 (spider)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5516	squat pog #02 (Knob goblin)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5517	ghostly pog #03 (warwelf)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5518	pog #04 (skleleton)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5519	mirror pog #05 (ninja snowman)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5520	pog #06 (filthy hippy)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5521	maroon pog #07 (orcish frat boy)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5522	twirling pog #08 (hellion)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5523	pog #09 (pirate)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5524	shaking pog #10 (hobo)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5525	wobbly pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5526	ionized red skewed Atomic Pop	0		Effect: "Eyes All Black", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2020-09"
5527	blurry huge do-rag	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-11"
5528	jittery whimpering willow bark	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5529	diet adequate berries of suffering	1	good	Last Available: "2012-12"
5530	ionized colloidal baobab sap	0		Effect: "Spooky Demeanor", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2012-12"
5531	jittery cup of hickory chicory	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5532	magnolia blossom	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5533	quantum skewed Mortimer's nostrum	0		Effect: "Third Based", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2012-12"
5534	perfectly mixed skewed Barulio's bottle	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-12"
5535	ionized squat Marvin's marvelous pill	0		Effect: "Ocelot Eyes", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2012-12"
5536	Winifred's whistle	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5537	blue prose pen	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5538	mirror half-empty carton of milk	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5539	glass of warm water	0		Free Pull
5540	frozen desktop zen garden	0		Effect: "A Few Extra Pounds", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2012-12"
5541	Vivian's Vitamin	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5542	pink-belly slapper	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5543	twirling inspector's knitted Leapin' Trousers	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Item Drop: +15
5544	delicious enchanted watered-down eggnog	2	awesome	Effect: "Rat-Faced", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2012-12"
5545	miniature flavorless special bouncing hamhock	2	decent	Effect: "Ogred and Oublietted", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5546	narrow The Thorax's Codex of Tormenting Plants	0		Skill: "Torment Plant", Last Available: "2012-12"
5547	jittery Clancy's sackbut	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5548	Ghost Pinching Quarterly	0		Skill: "Pinch Ghost", Last Available: "2012-12"
5549	blue Clancy's crumhorn	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5550	yellow The Snitch's Manifesto	0		Skill: "Tattle", Last Available: "2012-12"
5551	Clancy's lute	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5552	crafty Trusty	0		Maximum MP: +10
5553	can of Rain-Doh	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5554	empty Rain-Doh can	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5555	oxidized magnetized tumbling fireclutch	0		Effect: "Je Ne Sais Porquoise", Effect Duration: 11
5556	bouncing perfumed hardened Rain-Doh wings	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Stench Resistance: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2012-02"
5557	shaking huge Rain-Doh agent	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5558	vibrating personal trainer's Rain-Doh laser gun	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2012-02"
5559	teal executive scandalous Rain-Doh lantern	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +40, Softcore Only, Lantern: 1, Lantern Element: "Stench", Last Available: "2012-02"
5560	wobbly Rain-Doh balls	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5561	Rain-Doh indigo cup	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5562	knitted Rain-Doh violet bo of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Cold Resistance: +3, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2012-02"
5563	teal Rain-Doh box	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5564	Rain-Doh box full of monster	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5565	bland fuchsia PB&BP	4	decent	
5566	rotten super-sized teal club sandwich	5	crappy	
5567	half-sized special rotten corned-beef Reuben	2	crappy	Effect: "Riboflavin'", Effect Duration: 40
5568	frayed ninja rope	0		
5569	maroon dull ninja crampons	0		
5570	loose ninja carabiner	0		
5571	Groar's fur	0		
5572	Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette	0		
5573	weak drinkable Drac & Tan	2	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5574	special drinkable Transylvania Sling	4	good	Effect: "Held Closer", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2012-03"
5575	bad watered-down Shot of the Living Dead	2	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5576	practically non-alcoholic acceptable Buttery Knob	1	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5577	watered-down smooth Slippery Knob	2	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5578	perfectly mixed mirror Flaming Knob	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5579	weak lousy pulsating narrow Grasshopper	2	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5580	fancy bad boozy shaking Locust	5	decent	Effect: "Rampage!", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2012-03"
5581	fancy irresponsibly strong mediocre Plague of Locusts	7	decent	Effect: "Wet Jaw", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2012-03"
5582	aged Red Dwarf	3	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5583	drinkable weak spinning Golden Mean	2	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5584	aged Green Giant	3	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5585	hand-crafted Aye Aye	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5586	triple-distilled lousy red Aye Aye, Captain	10	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5587	hand-crafted Aye Aye, Tooth Tooth	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5588	bad Humanitini	3	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5589	mediocre More Humanitini than Humanitini	3	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5590	acceptable Oh, the Humanitini	3	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5591	mediocre watered-down Great Older Fashioned	2	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5592	acceptable high-proof green Fuzzy Tentacle	10	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5593	hand-crafted Crazymaker	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5594	irresponsibly strong drinkable Zoodriver	9	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5595	acceptable strong lime green Sloe Comfortable Zoo	5	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5596	fancy lousy weak Sloe Comfortable Zoo on Fire	2	decent	Effect: "Happy Trails", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2012-03"
5597	hand-crafted boozy Suffering Sinner	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5598	lousy irresponsibly strong gray pulsating Suppurating Sinner	7	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5599	aged Sizzling Sinner	3	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5600	hand-crafted Firewater	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5601	irresponsibly strong bad Earth and Firewater	10	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5602	artisanal fancy Earth, Wind and Firewater	4	EPIC	Effect: "Melancholy Burden", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2012-03"
5603	hand-crafted upside-down Slimosa	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5604	smooth maroon jittery Extra-slimy Slimosa	4	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5605	lousy Slimebite	3	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5606	weak mediocre Cement Mixer	2	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5607	lousy Jackhammer	3	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5608	mediocre Dump Truck	4	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5609	artisanal Fauna Libre	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5610	hand-crafted strong wobbly Chakra Libre	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5611	bad bouncing Aura Libre	4	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5612	mediocre extra-dry Sazerorc	5	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5613	irresponsibly strong mediocre bouncing Sazuruk-hai	10	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5614	perfectly mixed watered-down Flaming Sazerorc	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5615	mediocre weak Green Velvet	2	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5616	lousy Green Muslin	3	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5617	hand-crafted spirit-forward Green Burlap	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5618	aged Mohobo	4	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5619	strong mediocre Moonshine Mohobo	5	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5620	lousy shaking Flaming Mohobo	3	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5621	smooth ghostly Drunken Philosopher	3	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5622	tolerable Drunken Neurologist	3	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5623	irresponsibly strong perfectly mixed enchanted huge Drunken Astrophysicist	8	EPIC	Effect: "Moose Wisdom", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2012-03"
5624	bad Dark & Starry	3	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5625	acceptable extra-dry upside-down Black Hole	5	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5626	mediocre Event Horizon	3	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5627	lousy Herring Daiquiri	4	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5628	perfectly mixed Herring Wallbanger	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5629	weak artisanal Herringtini	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5630	mediocre upside-down Lollipop Drop	3	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5631	aged distilled skewed Candy Alexander	5	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5632	fancy high-proof drinkable Candicaine	8	good	Effect: "Nasty, Nasty Breath", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2012-03"
5633	weak drinkable Caipiranha	2	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5634	tolerable distilled Flying Caipiranha	5	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5635	distilled lousy squat Flaming Caipiranha	5	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5636	delicious Punchplanter	3	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5637	lousy Doublepunchplanter	4	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5638	perfectly mixed triple-distilled Haymaker	7	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5639	Small Medium	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-03"
5640	crystal decanter	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2012-03"
5641	normal squat fungus	4	good	
5642	wobbly poisoned dart	0		
5643	pickled tarnished stone wool	0		Effect: "Papowerful", Effect Duration: 40
5644	stones	0		
5645	the Nostril of the Serpent	0		
5646	calendar fragment	0		
5647	lime green foul-smelling calendar	0		Stench Damage: +10
5648	upside-down miser's wool Boris's Helm	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Meat Drop: +10, Softcore Only, Free Pull, Familiar Effect: "atk, MP regen, cap 25", Last Available: "2012-04", Minstrel Level: +1, Softcore Only: [1-path(Avatar of Boris)]
5649	spinning quilted staph of homophones of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Damage Absorption: +40, Alters Page Text
5650	rosewater-soaked Tesla Boris's Helm (askew) of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Stench Resistance: +3, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Softcore Only, Free Pull, Familiar Effect: "atk, MP regen, cap 25", Last Available: "2012-04", Minstrel Level: +1, Softcore Only: [1-path(Avatar of Boris)]
5651	twirling mime soul fragment	0		Last Available: "2012-04"
5652	Monster Manuel	0		Free Pull
5653	key-o-tron	0		
5654	toothsome nailswurst	3	awesome	
5655	hand-crafted bouncing used beer	4	EPIC	
5656	Huggler Radio	0		Free Pull
5657	teal fettucini &eacute;pines Inconnu recipe	0		Recipe: "fettucini &eacute;pines Inconnu"
5658	slap and slap again recipe	0		Recipe: "slap and slap again"
5659	insulting hat of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Familiar Effect: "cap 2"
5660	auspicious offensive moustache	0		Item Drop: +10, Single Equip
5661	nasty hairshirt	0		Stench Damage: +5
5662	Olympic-sized Clan crate	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-05"
5663	skewed microwave	0		Free Pull
5664	huge pony keg	0		Free Pull
5665	How to Tolerate Jerks	0		Skill: "Thick-Skinned"
5666	jittery How to Hold a Grudge	0		Skill: "Chip on your Shoulder"
5667	puppet strings	0		Free Pull
5668	bagged &quot;L&quot;	0		
5669	club	0		
5670	decent fettucini &eacute;pines Inconnu	4	good	
5671	hand-crafted watered-down cyan slap and slap again	2	EPIC	
5672	wobbly gunpowder burrito	2	good	
5673	beery blood	2	good	
5674	&quot;L&quot;	0		
5675	altered watered-down Red Minotaur	1		
5676	pool torpedo	0		Last Available: "2012-05"
5677	gray horrifying Ze&trade; goggles	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "Atk, cap 7", Last Available: "2012-05"
5678	soggy used band-aid	0		Last Available: "2012-05"
5679	red lightning-fast scorching stylish swimsuit	0		Hot Damage: +25, Initiative: +40, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 10", Last Available: "2012-05"
5680	lost key	0		Last Available: "2012-05"
5681	fancy spoiled P.B.L.T.	3	crappy	Effect: "Bells in the Batfry", Effect Duration: 5
5682	note from Clancy	0		Skill: "Request Sandwich"
5683	BURT	0		
5684	red handful of juicy garbage	0		
5685	bugbear communicator badge	0		
5686	blurry quantum nanopolymer spider web	0		
5687	blue huge bugbear autopsy tweezers	0		
5688	olive Socratic UV monocular	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Single Equip
5689	drone self-destruct chip	0		
5690	Jeff Goldblum larva	0		
5691	pacification grenade	0		
5692	blinking mirror toasty quantum disintegrator pistol	0		Hot Damage: +5
5693	resourceful phase-tuned shield generator belt	0		Maximum MP: +50, Single Equip
5694	Thwaitgold woollybear statuette	0		
5695	hale bugbear detector	0		Maximum HP: +20, Single Equip
5696	fuchsia bugbear purification pill	0		
5697	1 Meat	0		
5698	zippy greedy The Lost Glasses	0		Meat Drop: +20, Initiative: +20, Single Equip
5699	spinning The Lost Pill Bottle	0		Last Available: "2012-05"
5700	The Lost Comb	0		
5701	Moping Artistic Goth Kid	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-06"
5702	mannequin	0		Familiar Weight: +5
5703	crayon shavings	0		Last Available: "2012-06"
5704	wax bugbear	0		Last Available: "2012-06"
5705	rosewater-soaked Temple Grandin's wax hat	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Stench Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy", Last Available: "2012-06"
5706	censurious Lo Pan's wax pants	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xBarrr, cap 12", Last Available: "2012-06"
5707	bouncing FDKOL commendation	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5708	ionized electrified drop of water-37	0		Effect: "Busy Bein' Delicious", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2012-07"
5709	huge vibrating fireman's helmet of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "cold atk", Last Available: "2012-07"
5712	shaking flame-retardant fire axe	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2012-07"
5713	banded experienced beefy fire extinguisher	0		Muscle: +10, Experience: +2, Damage Absorption: +100, Last Available: "2012-07"
5714	FDKOL tattoo	0		
5715	Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians	0		Skill: "Frigidalmatian", Last Available: "2012-07"
5716	skewed red Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used)	0		Skill: "Frigidalmatian", Last Available: "2012-07"
5717	moldy FDKOL hotcakes	3	crappy	Last Available: "2012-07"
5718	hot egg	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5719	smoking grass	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5720	rotten miniature ghostly ghostly fiery wing	2	crappy	Last Available: "2012-07"
5721	bouncing nasty smartaleck's wings of fire	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Stench Damage: +5, Last Available: "2012-07"
5722	careful FDKOL fire hose	0		Monster Level: -10, Last Available: "2012-07"
5723	boiled bottle of fire	0		Effect: "Block-Rockin' Beet", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2012-07"
5724	molten brick	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5725	hot daub	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5726	greedy Oprah's hot daub bun	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Meat Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cap 21", Last Available: "2012-07"
5727	up-at-dawn frosty hot daub stand	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Adventures: +5, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cap 21", Last Available: "2012-07"
5728	red mirror mansplainer's foot-long hot daub of incineration	0		Monster Level: +15, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2012-07"
5729	ballpark hot daub	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5730	normal huge angst burger	7	good	
5731	artisanal blurry 5-hour acrimony	3	EPIC	
5732	cyan tumbling blank note	0		
5733	teal eerily silent box	0		
5734	bland forbidden sausage	3	decent	
5735	Lord Flameface's cloak of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Swirl Cloak", Last Available: "2012-07"
5736	quadruple-frozen pulsating Drizzlers&trade; Black Licorice	0		Effect: "Crimbo Epiphany", Effect Duration: 31
5737	super-corrupted moist daub-breaker	0		Effect: "Reedy Pipes", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2020-09"
5738	frosty Camp Scout backpack	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Softcore Only, Drops Items, Last Available: "2012-07"
5739	CSA fire-starting kit	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5740	flavorless bag of GORP	3	decent	Last Available: "2012-07"
5741	weak lousy skewed water purification pills	2	decent	Last Available: "2012-07"
5742	mirror Camp Scout pup tent	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5743	enchanted perfectly mixed watered-down CSA scoutmaster's &quot;water&quot;	2	EPIC	Effect: "Jelly Combed", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2012-07"
5744	half-sized fancy decent bag of GORF	2	good	Effect: "Bilious Briskness", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2012-07"
5745	CSA discount card	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
5746	normal cyan bag of QWOP	4	good	Last Available: "2012-07"
5747	moist CSA bravery badge	0		Effect: "Provocative Perkiness", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2012-07"
5748	CSA all-purpose soap	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5749	bad strong CSA cheerfulness ration	5	decent	Last Available: "2012-07"
5750	blue CSA obedience grenade	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5751	Tales of the Word Realms	0		
5752	miniature bland shaking crappy brain	2	decent	
5753	decent miniature decent brain	2	good	
5754	normal good brain	3	good	
5755	miniature spoiled boss brain	2	crappy	
5756	decent purple hunter brain	3	good	
5758	steel-toed forbidden Staff of Holiday Sensations of the sewer	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Damage Reduction: 9, Stench Damage: +25, Last Available: "2011-11"
5759	pulsating scandalous electrified staff	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
5760	stanky scorching manspreader's staff	0		Monster Level: +10, Hot Damage: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +25
5761	Herculean cool Staff of the Scummy Sink of terror	0		Moxie: +5, Experience (Muscle): +1, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Slime Hates It: +1
5762	shaking nose	0		
5763	narrow skewed greasy razor-sharp Superhero Reboots	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
5764	nippy fuzzy busby of the brazier	0		Cold Damage: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, cap 32"
5765	therapeutic fuzzy earmuffs of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, cap 32"
5766	foul-smelling crafty fuzzy montera of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Maximum MP: +10, Stench Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, cap 32"
5767	Unagnimated Gnome	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-08"
5768	gnomish swimmer's ears	0		Better Diver: +10, Equips On: "Reagnimated Gnome", Familiar Effect: "underwater", Last Available: "2012-08"
5769	gnomish coal miner's lung	0		Equips On: "Reagnimated Gnome", Familiar Effect: "block", Last Available: "2012-08"
5770	gnomish tennis elbow	0		Equips On: "Reagnimated Gnome", Familiar Effect: "damage", Last Available: "2012-08"
5771	spinning gnomish housemaid's kgnee	0		Equips On: "Reagnimated Gnome", Familiar Effect: "gain advs", Last Available: "2012-08"
5772	fuchsia ghostly gnomish athlete's foot	0		Equips On: "Reagnimated Gnome", Familiar Effect: "delevel", Last Available: "2012-08"
5773	lime green Thwaitgold maggot statuette	0		
5774	talkative skull	0		
5775	skewed huge fronts	0		Familiar Weight: +5
5776	rock-hard Barney's rake of the blizzard	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Cold Spell Damage: +25
5778	bland idiot brain	3	decent	
5779	curative keel-haulin' knife	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
5780	flame-wreathed ice cream scoop	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10
5781	perfectly mixed extra-dry soft echo eyedrop antidote martini	5	EPIC	
5782	morningwood plank	0		
5783	raging hardwood plank	0		
5784	weirdwood plank	0		
5785	narrow thick caulk	0		
5786	bouncing hard screw	0		
5787	messy butt joint	0		
5788	smut orc keepsake box	0		
5789	pulsating bubblin' crude	0		
5790	box of bear arms	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5791	shaking cyan fortified grievous right bear arm	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Damage Absorption: +60, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Kodiak Moment", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Grizzly Scene", Last Available: "2012-09", Softcore Only: [1-path(Zombie Slayer)]
5792	double-paned brawny left bear arm of the bloodbag	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Maximum HP: +100, Cold Resistance: +5, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Bear-Backrub", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Bear-ly Legal", Last Available: "2012-09", Softcore Only: [1-path(Zombie Slayer)]
5793	narrow clever Hat O' Nine Tails	0		Maximum MP: +20
5794	boiled altered Enchanted Plunger	0		Effect: "Bilious Briskness", Effect Duration: 25
5795	extra-polymerized denatured skewed Enchanted Flyswatter	0		Effect: "Floundering", Effect Duration: 24
5796	diffused olive Gearhead Goo	0		Effect: "Comic Violence", Effect Duration: 29
5797	diffused ionized skewed mirror Missing Eye Simulation Device	0		Effect: "Video Game Hot Dog", Effect Duration: 11
5798	wet chilled wobbly Gnollish Crossdress	0		Effect: "Wet Jaw", Effect Duration: 21
5799	concentrated eldritch dough	0		Effect: "Trufflin'", Effect Duration: 33
5800	improved electrified Charity's choker	0		Effect: "Oth-Jeal-O", Effect Duration: 40
5801	diffused cold-filtered Smart Bone Dust	0		Effect: "Educated (Kinda)", Effect Duration: 31
5802	magnetized modified squat perpendicular guano	0		Effect: "Space Cowboy", Effect Duration: 54
5803	quadruple-irradiated enhanced ionized skewed White Chocolate Golem Seeds	0		Effect: "Superhuman Sarcasm", Effect Duration: 26
5804	anodized huge squat Shivering Ch&egrave;vre	0		Effect: "Hobo Flavor", Effect Duration: 44
5805	triple-magnetized squat breath mint	0		Effect: "Buzzard Breath", Effect Duration: 69
5806	flattened magnetized olive muesli	0		Effect: "Twenty-three Squid, Ew", Effect Duration: 18
5807	pressed extra-wet glass of warm milk	0		Effect: "Hammered", Effect Duration: 34
5808	activated glass of gnat milk	0		Effect: "Dreadful Chill", Effect Duration: 66
5809	polarized Knob Goblin Mutagen	0		Effect: "Polka of Plenty", Effect Duration: 43
5810	moist nitrogenated Tears of the Quiet Healer	0		Effect: "Flagrantly Fragrant", Effect Duration: 13
5811	boiled ghostly tube of lipstick	0		Effect: "Nothing Is Impossible", Effect Duration: 67
5812	galvanized skelelton spine	0		Effect: "Sharpened Sweet Tooth", Effect Duration: 55
5813	extra-electrified smut orc sunglasses	0		Effect: "Brother Corsican's Blessing", Effect Duration: 60
5814	flattened blob of acid	0		Effect: "Muscle Unbound", Effect Duration: 27
5815	unsweetened anodized flayed mind	0		Effect: "Eyes for Miles", Effect Duration: 33
5816	concentrated activated kobold kibble	0		Effect: "Broken Fast", Effect Duration: 39
5817	Vulcanized blurry twirling narrow forest spirit rattle	0		Effect: "Cake Caked", Effect Duration: 54
5818	oxidized Stone Golem pebbles	0		Effect: "Unrunnable Face", Effect Duration: 11
5819	triple-pickled jittery gravy fairy warlock hat	0		Effect: "Magically Fingered", Effect Duration: 46
5820	diffused liquefied squat upside-down bull blubber	0		Effect: "Resilient Spirit", Effect Duration: 13
5821	vacuum-sealed unsweetened blinking gray wobbly frog lip-print	0		Effect: "Icy Demeanor", Effect Duration: 51
5822	double-Vulcanized blue gazely stare	0		Effect: "Scrappy, Shadowy", Effect Duration: 23
5823	aerosolized altered teal canopic jar	0		Effect: "Optimist Primal", Effect Duration: 37
5824	colloidal spinning clove-flavored lip balm	0		Effect: "Filled with Magic", Effect Duration: 33
5825	anodized moist cyan mirror Skullery Maid's Knee	0		Effect: "Souper Vengeful", Effect Duration: 54
5826	energized electrified zombie hollandaise	0		Effect: "Spiky Hair", Effect Duration: 51
5827	polymerized concentrated skeletal banana	0		Effect: "Cotton Mouthed", Effect Duration: 16
5828	ionized gilt perfume bottle	0		Effect: "Bustle Hustlin'", Effect Duration: 16
5829	pressed polarized janglin' bones	0		Effect: "Spooky Demeanor", Effect Duration: 21
5830	tarnished teal ghostly pygmy papers	0		Effect: "All Blued Up", Effect Duration: 41
5831	energized polarized fuchsia pygmy dart	0		Effect: "Robocamo", Effect Duration: 26
5832	tarnished shaking tumbling secret mummy herbs and spices	0		Effect: "Serenity", Effect Duration: 45
5833	cold-filtered oxidized brigand brittle	0		Effect: "Space Cadet", Effect Duration: 27
5834	flattened oxidized blurry holistic headache remedy	0		Effect: "Human-Penguin Hybrid", Effect Duration: 64
5835	ionized scrunchie tourniquet	0		Effect: "Beta Carotene Overdose", Effect Duration: 48
5836	enhanced improved concentrated pulsating embezzler's oil	0		Effect: "Stenchtastic", Effect Duration: 49
5837	Vulcanized shaking blinking wobbly Fu Manchu Wax	0		Effect: "Chock Full o' Nanites", Effect Duration: 32
5838	galvanized Iiti Kitty Gumdrop	0		Effect: "Red Misty-Eyed", Effect Duration: 43
5839	vacuum-sealed anodized unsweetened tumbling bouncing ravenous eye	0		Effect: "Object Detection", Effect Duration: 49
5840	anodized magnetized Rogue Windmill Rouge	0		Effect: "Cinnamouth", Effect Duration: 35
5841	denatured energized A muse-bouche	0		Effect: "You Know When to Walk Away", Effect Duration: 41
5842	altered ionized toothbrush	0		Effect: "Think Win-Lose", Effect Duration: 34
5843	aerosolized activated narrow pirate cream pie	0		Effect: "Fortunate Resolve", Effect Duration: 15
5844	quantum una poca de gracia	0		Effect: "One For Tea", Effect Duration: 51
5845	modified shaking compressed air canister	0		Effect: "Hustlin'", Effect Duration: 69
5846	wet pulsating salt water taffy	0		Effect: "Powder Power", Effect Duration: 65
5847	wet frozen unholy water	0		Effect: "Took Eleven", Effect Duration: 37
5848	wet tarnished deionized Bangyomaman battle juice	0		Effect: "Pyromania", Effect Duration: 42
5849	modified handyman &quot;hand soap&quot;	0		Effect: "Lubed", Effect Duration: 54
5850	energized space marine flash grenade	0		Effect: "Morbidi Tea", Effect Duration: 22
5851	energized vacuum-sealed blinking yellow temporary tribal tattoo	0		Effect: "Yeah, It's Just Gasoline", Effect Duration: 22
5852	super-colloidal cyan oil-filled donut	0		Effect: "Sepia Tan", Effect Duration: 21
5853	unsweetened yellow stick-on gnome beard	0		Effect: "Barking Mad", Effect Duration: 42
5854	diffused BRICKO stud	0		Effect: "Tingly Biceps", Effect Duration: 49
5855	galvanized blurry Osk'r Chow	0		Effect: "Granolarrrgh", Effect Duration: 57
5856	galvanized Scuba Snack	0		Effect: "Patience of the Tortoise", Effect Duration: 18
5857	activated moist tumbling spinning grey cube	0		Effect: "Gobliny Flavor", Effect Duration: 31
5858	quadruple-aerosolized wobbly votive candle	0		Effect: "Stogied", Effect Duration: 16
5859	double-anodized upside-down yellow booby trap	0		Effect: "Down With Chow", Effect Duration: 42
5860	dry ionized squat Agent Corrigan's cigarette	0		Effect: "Inebriate Pride", Effect Duration: 57
5861	chilled double-dry maroon good ash	0		Effect: "Chief Executive Optimism", Effect Duration: 16
5862	Tome of Rad Libs	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-09", Skill: "Summon Rad Libs"
5863	Rad Lib	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5864	papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; glob	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5865	quantum papier-mochi	0		Effect: "Magically Fingered", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2012-09"
5866	extra-vacuum-sealed moist maroon narrow papier-m&acirc;chaeranthera	0		Effect: "Papowerful", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2012-09"
5867	colloidal vacuum-sealed papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; toothpicks	0		Effect: "Fifty Ways to Bereave Your Lover", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2012-09"
5868	nasty Jack Frost's papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute;te	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Stench Damage: +5, Alters Page Text, Last Available: "2012-09"
5869	auspicious aromatic papier-m&acirc;chine gun	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Item Drop: +10, Alters Page Text, Last Available: "2012-09"
5870	upside-down tumbling Annie Oakley's Herculean papier-masque	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Single Equip, Alters Page Text, Last Available: "2012-09"
5871	gray Sinatra's papier-mitre of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Experience (Moxie): +5, Alters Page Text, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2012-09"
5872	padded dangerous papier-m&acirc;churidars	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Damage Absorption: +20, Alters Page Text, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2012-09"
5873	papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; plaque	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5874	papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; handle	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5875	jittery papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; base	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5876	papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; bowl	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5877	papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; trophy pi&ntilde;ata	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5878	Rainbow Jello Mould of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3
5879	spinning Pete & Jackie's Dragon Tooth Emporium Catalog	0		Last Available: "2012-10"
5880	fuchsia bouncing packet of dragon's teeth	0		Last Available: "2012-10"
5881	upside-down skeleton	0		Last Available: "2012-10"
5882	upside-down lightning-fast greedy sage skeleton skis	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Meat Drop: +20, Initiative: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-10"
5883	gigantic spoiled skeleton quiche	9	crappy	Last Available: "2012-10"
5884	skeletal scabbard	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-10"
5885	skeletal skiff	0		Last Available: "2012-10"
5886	ribald veiny steel-toed Bonestabber of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Damage Reduction: 9, Maximum HP: +10, Sleaze Damage: +10, Last Available: "2012-10"
5887	perfectly mixed boozy crystal skeleton vodka	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-10"
5888	Lazybones&trade; recliner	0		Last Available: "2012-10"
5889	fuchsia veiny auxiliary backbone	0		Maximum HP: +10, Last Available: "2012-10"
5890	skulldozer egg	0		Last Available: "2012-10"
5891	blurry ribcage rollcage	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2012-10"
5892	aerosolized triple-modified narrow that gum you like	0		Effect: "Fortunate Resolve", Effect Duration: 24
5893	dreaming Jung man	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-12"
5894	narrow Little Crimson Book	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
5895	avatar of the Unconscious Collective	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-12"
5896	canary nightlight	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
5897	pickled twirling Unconscious Collective Dream Jar	1	decent	Last Available: "2013-12"
5898	twirling jar of psychoses (The Suspicious-Looking Guy)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5899	jar of psychoses (The Captain of the Gourd)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5900	jar of psychoses (The Crackpot Mystic)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5901	jar of psychoses (The Old Man)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5902	jar of psychoses (The Pretentious Artist)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5903	jar of psychoses (The Meatsmith)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5905	narrow jar of psychoses (Jick)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5906	pixel pill	0		
5907	ghostly pixel energy tank	0		
5908	wobbly ChibiBuddy&trade; (on)	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5909	twirling Van der Graaf Newton's wedding ring	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip
5910	deactivated nanobots	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-11"
5911	cyan ghostly nanorhino credit card	0		Last Available: "2012-11"
5912	crafty stylish Solstice Shield	0		Moxie: +25, Maximum MP: +10
5913	improved improved tumbling candy sushi set	0		Effect: "Heightened Senses", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2012-12"
5914	vacuum-sealed tumbling sweet mochi ball	0		Effect: "Stevedave's Shanty of Superiority", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2012-12"
5915	liquefied beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	0		Effect: "Metal Speed", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2012-12"
5916	oxidized olive tumbling sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	0		Effect: "Purpose", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2012-12"
5917	deionized cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	0		Effect: "Saucemastery", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2012-12"
5918	fortified plastic animelf	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Last Available: "2012-12"
5919	blurry blue wicked plastic ChibiBuddy&trade;	0		Spell Damage: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5920	personal trainer's plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5921	gray plastic Uncle Crimboku of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2012-12"
5922	Annie Oakley's plastic MechaElf	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Last Available: "2012-12"
5923	jittery plastic ingot	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5924	electrical thingamabob	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5925	ChibiBuddy&trade; (off)	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5926	BittyCar MeatCar	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5927	blinking BittyCar HotCar	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5928	blinking miser's brainwave-controlled unicorn horn	0		Meat Drop: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Uni-Gore", Familiar Effect: "atk, 5xVolley, cap 2", Last Available: "2012-12"
5929	bubble-wrap simulator	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5930	blind-packed capsule toy	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5931	inspector's ruddy thinker's plastic four-shadowed mime	0		Mysticality: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Item Drop: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-12"
5932	greedy plastic Bugbear Captain of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Meat Drop: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-12"
5933	razor-sharp plastic Rene C. Corman of vim and vigor	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-12"
5934	red jittery prompt hardy plastic Lord Flameface	0		Maximum HP: +50, Adventures: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-12"
5935	green squat hardened plastic Beebee King	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Last Available: "2012-12"
5936	Oprah's plastic Queen Bee	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2012-12"
5937	plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2012-12"
5938	maroon coward's plastic Clancy the Minstrel	0		Monster Level: -20, Last Available: "2012-12"
5939	weightlifter's plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type	0		Muscle: +15, Last Available: "2012-12"
5940	plastic spiderbugbear of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Last Available: "2012-12"
5941	plastic peacannon of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Last Available: "2012-12"
5942	pulsating plastic the Free Man of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2012-12"
5943	knitted plastic fire servant	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2012-12"
5944	blinking Tesla plastic mumblebee	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5945	savvy plastic moneybee	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Last Available: "2012-12"
5946	plastic beebee gunners of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Last Available: "2012-12"
5947	huge wizardly plastic beebee queue	0		Mysticality: +25, Last Available: "2012-12"
5948	greasy plastic buzzerker	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5949	pulsating boxer's plastic bee swarm	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5950	green plastic batbugbear of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2012-12"
5951	perfumed plastic bugaboo	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5952	sharpshooter's plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5953	plastic ops bugbear of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2012-12"
5954	pulsating lion tamer's plastic hypodermic bugbear	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Last Available: "2012-12"
5955	stiffened plastic cavebugbear	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Last Available: "2012-12"
5956	gravedigger's plastic Norville Rogers	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5957	auspicious plastic Scott the Miner	0		Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5958	spinning jittery lard-coated plastic angry space marine	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2012-12"
5959	Jack Frost's plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2012-12"
5960	dance instructor's plastic Father McGruber	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5961	razor-sharp plastic Hank North, Photojournalist	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Last Available: "2012-12"
5962	chilly plastic blazing bat	0		Cold Damage: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5963	narrow Usain Bolt's electronic dulcimer pants of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Initiative: +80, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play Hog Fiddle", Familiar Effect: "8xPotato, cap 2", Last Available: "2012-12"
5964	A-Boo clue	0		
5965	educational Frown Exerciser of Gandalf	0		Experience: +1, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-12"
5966	soul monocle	0		Single Equip
5967	soul doorbell	0		
5968	soul coin	0		
5969	soul knife	0		
5970	green jittery grievous soul mask	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Single Equip
5971	upside-down record of infuriating silence	0		Skill: "Silent Slam", Last Available: "2012-10"
5972	spinning record of infuriating silence (used)	0		Skill: "Silent Slam", Last Available: "2012-10"
5973	record of tranquil silence	0		Skill: "Silent Squirt", Last Available: "2012-10"
5974	bouncing record of tranquil silence (used)	0		Skill: "Silent Squirt", Last Available: "2012-10"
5975	record of menacing silence	0		Skill: "Silent Slice", Last Available: "2012-10"
5976	record of menacing silence (used)	0		Skill: "Silent Slice", Last Available: "2012-10"
5977	quilted Socratic silent beret of courage	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Damage Absorption: +40, Spooky Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, cap 3"
5978	rotten huge slice of pizza	3	crappy	Last Available: "2013-02"
5979	pulsating purple huge coin	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5980	blue twirling cartoon heart	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5981	mirror star	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5982	perfectly mixed fortified tankard of ale	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2013-02"
5983	vial of holy water	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5984	slick cloth cap of the dark arts of vim and vigor	0		Moxie: +10, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 12", Last Available: "2013-02"
5985	wicked iron dagger of the empath of the cheetah	0		Spell Damage: +5, Familiar Weight: +5, Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2013-02"
5986	adequate blinking hamburger	4	good	Last Available: "2013-02"
5987	wobbly blue dollar-sign bag	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5988	potion	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5989	blinking potion	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5990	hand-crafted spinning bottle of wine	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2013-02"
5991	round bomb	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5992	lime green stylish iron helmet of temperance of Flo-Jo	0		Moxie: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Initiative: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-02"
5993	Jeselnik's coward's steel sword of the brazier	0		Monster Level: -20, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +25, Last Available: "2013-02"
5994	massive tasty whole roasted chicken	8	awesome	Last Available: "2013-02"
5995	massive gemstone	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5996	mirror extra-strength potion	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5997	narrow potion	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5998	lousy practically non-alcoholic teal shining goblet	1	decent	Last Available: "2013-02"
5999	narrow fireball	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
6000	studded Herculean groovy crown	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Experience (Muscle): +1, Damage Absorption: +80, Familiar Effect: "3xGhoul, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-02"
6001	Annie Oakley's crafty sword of the glutton	0		Maximum MP: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2013-02"
6002	greedy greasy Helm of the Scream Emperor of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xFairy, cap 30", Last Available: "2013-02"
6003	aromatic dog trainer's healthy Cloak of Dire Shadows	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Experience (familiar): +1, Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2013-02"
6004	jittery fireproof lard-coated extremely unsafe Sword of Dark Omens	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2013-02"
6005	narrow energetic vibrating beefcake's Shield of Icy Fate	0		Muscle: +25, Maximum MP Percent: 30, Last Available: "2013-02"
6006	ruddy Fonzie's Da Vinci's Greaves of the Murk Lord	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Experience (Moxie): +1, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, cap 30", Last Available: "2013-02"
6007	twirling electrified rock-hard Herculean Gauntlets of the Blood Moon	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Damage Reduction: 5, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-02"
6008	blurry scandalous resourceful savvy Boots of Twilight Whispers	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Maximum MP: +50, Sleaze Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-02"
6009	sharpshooter's wholesome Belt of Howling Anger of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: 60, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-02"
6010	green tumbling lard-coated logging hatchet	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
6011	jittery lard-coated orc wrist	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
6012	double-paned freshwater pearl necklace	0		Cold Resistance: +5
6013	cyan brawny orcish stud-finder of mayonnaise	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
6014	huge dog trainer's screwing pooch	0		Experience (familiar): +1
6015	modified modified galvanized pulsating orcish hand lotion	0		Effect: "Salt Rockin'", Effect Duration: 68
6016	improved pressed twirling orcish rubber	0		Effect: "Unusual Perspective", Effect Duration: 25
6017	quadruple-chilled cold-filtered orcish nailing lube	0		Effect: "Dances with Tweedles", Effect Duration: 26
6018	practically non-alcoholic tolerable backwoods screwdriver	1	good	
6019	hale loadstone	0		Maximum HP: +20
6020	olive greedy Claybender glasses of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Meat Drop: +20, Single Equip
6021	Duskwalker fangs of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Item Drop: +5
6022	Space Tourist Phaser	0		
6023	electrified Whoompa Fur Pants of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 27"
6024	banded Whatsian Ionic Pliers	0		Damage Absorption: +100
6025	polarized Polysniff Perfume	0		Effect: "Insulated Trousers", Effect Duration: 32
6026	Duskwalker syringe	0		
6027	squat Space Tours Tripple	0		
6028	Battlie Light Saver	0		
6029	shaking T.U.R.D.S. Key	0		
6030	supercharged dress pants	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "2xFairy, cap 28"
6031	skewed hardened badge of authority	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Single Equip
6032	skewed miser's motorcycle boots of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Meat Drop: +10, Single Equip
6033	energetic steel-toed stolen necklace	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Maximum MP Percent: +20
6034	nippy troll britches of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Cold Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1.5xPotato, cap 28"
6035	modified tarnished vial of The Glistening	0		Effect: "Arresistible", Effect Duration: 69
6036	bad artisanal limoncello	3	decent	
6037	ginger ale	0		
6038	spoiled huge incredible pizza	3	crappy	
6039	ghostly flame-retardant ruddy oil cap	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Hot Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "cap 28"
6040	blinking red oil lamp of the ox of terror	0		Muscle: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +10
6041	oil slacks of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 30"
6042	pulsating rosewater-soaked oil pan	0		Stench Resistance: +3
6043	twirling boid	0		
6044	woim	0		
6045	Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette	0		
6046	BittyCar SoulCar	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6047	toasty sharpshooter's Misty Cloak	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Hot Damage: +5
6048	blinking up-at-dawn Misty Robe of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Adventures: +5
6049	wool resourceful Misty Cape of the overflowing toilet	0		Maximum MP: +50, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Cold Resistance: +1
6050	mirror woimbook	0		Familiar Weight: +5
6051	blurry Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6052	normal Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco	4	good	Last Available: "2012-12"
6053	mediocre Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita	3	decent	Last Available: "2012-12"
6054	pickled oxidized mirror ghostly squat yellow Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro	0		Effect: "Leo Rising", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2012-12"
6055	psychoanalytic jar	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6056	yellow blinking The Sword in the Steak	0		Last Available: "2013-12", Wiki Name: "The Sword in the Steak (item)"
6057	gray squat knitted Lo Pan's Meatcleaver	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Cold Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2013-12"
6058	twirling foul-smelling Crimbo Elf bobble-head	0		Stench Damage: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
6059	personal trainer's Crimbo stogie-scented room odorizer	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
6060	Crimbo bottomless hot cocoa mug of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2012-12"
6061	purple Crimbo tree flocker of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Last Available: "2012-12"
6062	Crimbo light-up Rudolph doll of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
6063	frosty Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
6064	ghostly sharp tin strip	0		
6065	wad of spider silk	0		
6066	goblin collarbone	0		
6067	teal Annie Oakley's beefcake's Truthsayer	0		Muscle: +25, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Last Available: "2013-12"
6068	loose blade	0		
6069	shaking jittery goblin bone hilt	0		
6070	sword blade	0		
6071	Thinknerd's Grimoire of Geeky Gifts	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-12", Skill: "Summon Geeky Gifts"
6072	confusing LED clock	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6073	boiled haggis-infused soap	0		Effect: "Uncucumbered", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2012-12"
6074	liquefied magicberry tablets	0		Effect: "Pwnd", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2012-12"
6075	aerosolized extra-quantum blue squat 37x37x37 puzzle cube	0		Effect: "Haunted Liver", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2012-12"
6076	bad shaking McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade	4	decent	Last Available: "2012-12"
6077	stale haggis-wrapped haggis-stuffed haggis	3	decent	Last Available: "2012-12"
6078	home robotics kit	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6079	school calculator watch	0		Last Available: "2012-12", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.25
6080	Van der Graaf haggis socks	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Haggis Kick", Last Available: "2012-12"
6081	airblaster gun	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Air Blast", Last Available: "2012-12"
6082	blinking Thinknerd T-shirt grab bag	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6083	actual reality goggles	0		Single Equip, Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-12"
6084	Mr. Haggis	0		Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2012-12"
6085	magnetic sculpture kit	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6086	Jeselnik's Microplushie: Otakulone	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Last Available: "2012-12"
6087	Jack Frost's Microplushie: Hippylase	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2012-12"
6088	shaking banded Microplushie: Bropane	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Last Available: "2012-12"
6089	Microplushie: Sororitrate of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2012-12"
6090	wobbly stylish Microplushie: Gothochondria	0		Moxie: +25, Last Available: "2012-12"
6091	mirror Microplushie: Raverdrine of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2012-12"
6092	shaking sharpshooter's Microplushie: Hobomosome	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
6093	smelly Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
6094	fuchsia chilly Microplushie: Dorkonide	0		Cold Damage: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
6095	blue dangerous Microplushie: Fauxnerditide	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
6096	yellow rosewater-soaked Microplushie: Hipsterine	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2012-12"
6097	narrow classy monkey	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6098	skewed gourd potion	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6099	bouncing wicked Thinknerd T-Shirt	0		Spell Damage: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
6100	pile of useless robot parts	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6101	homemade robot	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6102	homemade robot gear	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6103	maroon skewed Artist's Whisk of Misery	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6104	Artist's Butterknife of Regret	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6105	Artist's Spatula of Despair	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6106	Artist's Cookie Cutter of Loneliness	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6107	Artist's Cr&egrave;me Brul&eacute;e Torch of Fury	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6108	blurry hardened smartaleck's Ginsu&trade;	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Damage Reduction: 3, Last Available: "2013-12"
6109	spinning ghostly bubble-wrap simulator (one broken button)	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6110	bubble-wrap simulator (half broken)	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6111	bubble-wrap simulator (one button left)	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6112	zaibatsu lobby card	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6113	zaibatsu level 1 card	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6114	skewed wobbly zaibatsu level 2 card	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6115	jittery zaibatsu level 3 card	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6116	narrow CEO office card	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6117	test site key	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6118	goggles	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6119	spinning abacus	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6120	blurry bonsai tree	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6121	artisanal Chinese beer	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2013-12"
6122	cat statue	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6123	rhinoceros horn	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6124	furry pink pillow	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6125	non-denatured activated lime green jittery bottle of limeade	0		Effect: "Elemental Saucesphere", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2013-12"
6126	beefy novelty tattoo sleeves of bravery	0		Muscle: +10, Spooky Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6127	pair of rhinoceros horns	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6128	squat furry brown pillow	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6129	green Jim Carey's makeshift yakuza mask	0		Monster Level: +25, Last Available: "2013-12"
6130	piece	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6131	toy taijijian	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6132	battery	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6133	blue lightning-fast electrified Rosewater's White Dragon Fang	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Initiative: +40, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2013-12"
6134	mansplainer's butterfly knife	0		Monster Level: +15, Last Available: "2013-12"
6135	tube of herbal ointment	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6136	blue pencil kunai	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6137	weighted paperclip chain of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Last Available: "2013-12"
6138	mirror twirling great capacitor	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6139	fortified rubber gloves	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Last Available: "2013-12"
6140	Chinese curse words	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6141	triad summoning scroll	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6142	decent immense roasted duck	8	good	Last Available: "2013-12"
6143	moldy dead meat bun	4	crappy	Last Available: "2013-12"
6144	cat collar of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6145	narrow dog trainer's groovy suspicious-looking fedora	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Experience (familiar): +1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 15", Last Available: "2013-12"
6147	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6148	spinning Deactivated MiniMechaElf	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6149	MiniMechaElf Laser Punch Missile Launcher	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6150	narrow Snow Suit	0		Familiar Weight: +20, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2013-01"
6151	carrot nose	0		Last Available: "2013-01"
6152	bland carrot cake	3	decent	Last Available: "2013-01"
6153	bad weak twirling carrot claret	2	decent	Last Available: "2013-01"
6154	dried teal bouncing carrot juice	1	good	Last Available: "2013-01"
6155	pixel power cell	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6156	spinning ghostly flickering pixel	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6157	lion tamer's rock-hard Byte	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Experience (familiar): +2, Last Available: "2013-12"
6158	strapping anger blaster	0		Muscle: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Rage Flame", Last Available: "2013-12"
6159	brainy doubt cannon	0		Mysticality: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Doubt Shackles", Last Available: "2013-12"
6160	twirling flame-retardant fear condenser	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fear Vapor", Last Available: "2013-12"
6161	regret hose of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Tear Wave", Last Available: "2013-12"
6162	Young Man's Crew Sequester	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6163	tumbling Young Man's Cargo Load	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6164	huge Jeselnik's commodore's hat of Flo-Jo	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Initiative: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley", Last Available: "2013-12"
6165	upside-down baleful naval trousers	0		Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xPotato", Last Available: "2013-12"
6166	spinning Tesla thinker's deck cannon	0		Mysticality: +10, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6167	cyan pulsating sizzling ornamental sextant	0		Hot Damage: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6168	ghostly smooth Bloodbath of the scaredy-cat	0		Moxie: +15, Monster Level: -15, Last Available: "2013-12"
6169	mediocre Hundred Headed IPA	4	decent	Last Available: "2013-12"
6170	spoiled jittery chum	4	crappy	Last Available: "2013-12"
6171	pressed activated crude crudit&eacute;s	0		Effect: "Highland Sheen", Effect Duration: 30
6172	non-moist bouncing candy crayons	0		Effect: "Using Protection", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2020-09"
6173	blinking bouncing Van der Graaf pixel grappling hook of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
6174	GameInformPowerDailyPro magazine	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
6175	GameInformPowerDailyPro walkthru	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
6176	cosmic egg	0		
6177	cosmic dough	0		
6178	cosmic vegetable	0		
6179	fuchsia cosmic cheese	0		
6180	teal cosmic potted meat product	0		
6181	upside-down narrow blue cosmic potato	0		
6182	narrow jittery cosmic cream	0		
6183	cosmic fruit	0		
6184	fireproof fortified Da Vinci's Jarlsberg's hat	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Damage Absorption: +60, Hot Resistance: +3
6185	bland consummate hard-boiled egg	3	decent	
6186	flavorless olive consummate fried egg	4	decent	
6187	decent half-sized consummate egg salad	2	good	
6188	half-sized decent consummate bagel	2	good	
6189	normal jittery bouncing consummate sliced bread	4	good	
6190	moldy massive consummate hot dog bun	8	crappy	
6191	flavorless blue consummate brownie	4	decent	
6192	enchanted spoiled consummate toast	3	crappy	Effect: "Total Protonic Reversal", Effect Duration: 20
6193	irresponsibly strong mediocre upside-down passable stout	10	decent	
6194	flavorless yellow consummate soup	3	decent	
6195	bland immense consummate corn chips	7	decent	
6196	stale special consummate salad	4	decent	Effect: "Sleazy Hands", Effect Duration: 5
6197	adequate thick narrow consummate salsa	5	good	
6198	spoiled snack-sized consummate sauerkraut	2	crappy	
6199	moldy consummate cheese slice	4	crappy	
6200	adequate red consummate melted cheese	4	good	
6201	small rotten consummate bacon	2	crappy	
6202	decent gigantic consummate meatloaf	8	good	
6203	bland consummate steak	4	decent	
6204	flavorless bite-sized consummate cuts	1	decent	
6205	snack-sized enchanted stale spinning jittery consummate frankfurter	2	decent	Effect: "Cravin' for a Ravin'", Effect Duration: 5
6206	normal low-calorie upside-down consummate french fries	1	good	
6207	moldy purple consummate baked potato	3	crappy	
6208	artisanal acceptable vodka	4	EPIC	
6209	delicious half-sized consummate ice cream	2	awesome	
6210	gigantic delicious consummate whipped cream	8	awesome	
6211	normal consummate cream	4	good	
6212	bland consummate strawberries	3	decent	
6213	snack-sized adequate enchanted consummate sorbet	2	good	Effect: "Izchak's Blessing", Effect Duration: 30
6214	lousy adequate rum	4	decent	
6215	bad shaking mediocre lager	3	decent	
6216	massive moldy fuchsia immaculate grilled cheese	9	crappy	
6217	toothsome jumbo immaculate ice cream sandwich	5	awesome	
6218	stale huge blurry immaculate hot dog	7	decent	
6219	yummy half-sized immaculate egg salad sandwich	2	awesome	
6220	stale huge huge perfect sandwich	7	decent	
6221	tasty huge jittery perfect chef salad	10	awesome	
6222	bland half-sized skewed red perfect breakfast	2	decent	
6223	adequate snack-sized sublime deluxe hot dog	2	good	
6224	normal sublime stew	3	good	
6225	special bland bite-sized wobbly sublime nachos	1	decent	Effect: "Adapt to Change Eventually", Effect Duration: 30
6226	rotten half-sized Ultimate Breakfast Sandwich	2	crappy	
6227	small moldy Loaded Baked Potato	2	crappy	
6228	spoiled Omega Sundae	3	crappy	
6229	perfectly mixed Das Sauerlager	4	EPIC	
6230	artisanal Bologna Lambic	4	EPIC	
6231	strong acceptable Vodka Dog	5	good	
6232	enchanted watered-down tolerable Disappointed Russian	2	good	Effect: "Heart of Yellow", Effect Duration: 15
6233	artisanal watered-down Chunky Mary	2	EPIC	
6234	watered-down tolerable Nachojito	2	good	
6235	acceptable olive Le Roi	4	good	
6236	bad Over Easy Rider	4	decent	
6237	cosmic six-pack	0		
6239	electrified unsweetened cube of ectoplasm	0		Effect: "El Vibrations", Effect Duration: 64
6240	triple-energized improved tumbling Illuminati earpiece	0		Effect: "Mad at Science", Effect Duration: 48
6241	alkaline galvanized adjusted squat censored can label	0		Effect: "Bastard!", Effect Duration: 68
6242	double-pressed diffused ectoplasm <i>au jus</i>	0		Effect: "Buggy Flavor", Effect Duration: 11
6243	irradiated liquefied blinking the kindest cut	0		Effect: "One Foot Heavier", Effect Duration: 13
6244	enhanced nitrogenated cat's paw	0		Effect: "Crimbo Nostalgia", Effect Duration: 18
6245	moist tumbling ASCII fu manchu	0		Effect: "You Can Really Taste the Dormouse", Effect Duration: 36
6246	corrupted wobbly demonic surgical gloves	0		Effect: "New and Improved", Effect Duration: 59
6247	altered ghostly clip-on ninja tie	0		Effect: "Vitamin-Maxed", Effect Duration: 32
6248	anodized gamer slurry	0		Effect: "Deadly Flashing Blade", Effect Duration: 53
6249	blue dungeoneering kit	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
6250	asbestos-lined electrified rock-hard stiffened Newton's numberwang of Flo-Jo	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Damage Reduction: 6, Hot Resistance: +5, Initiative: +100, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip
6251	deionized skewed scroll of Protection from Bad Stuff	0		Effect: "Eagle Eyes", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2013-02"
6252	aerosolized dry scroll of Puddingskin	0		Effect: "The Magic of Sharing", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2013-02"
6253	huge upside-down Spellbook: Walberg's Dim Bulb	0		Skill: "Walberg's Dim Bulb"
6254	blue blinking Spellbook: Singer's Faithful Ocelot	0		Skill: "Singer's Faithful Ocelot"
6255	blurry spinning Spellbook: Drescher's Annoying Noise	0		Skill: "Drescher's Annoying Noise"
6256	dried gelatinous cube	0		
6257	pile of dungeon junk	0		Familiar Weight: +5
6258	miser's mansplainer's banded Staff of the Healthy Breakfast of temperance	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Monster Level: +15, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +10, Jiggle: "Recover Some HP"
6259	red zippy aromatic boxer's Staff of the Staff of Life of horror	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +1, Initiative: +20, Jiggle: "Full HP Recovery"
6260	Jim Carey's Herculean Staff of the Light Lunch of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Experience (Muscle): +1, Monster Level: +25, Jiggle: "Deal Some Cold Damage"
6261	aromatic stanky grievous Staff of the Standalone Cheese	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +1, Jiggle: "Banish opponent for the rest of the day"
6262	bouncing greedy rock-hard Staff of the Hearty Dinner of incineration	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Meat Drop: +20, Jiggle: "Weaken Bad Guy"
6263	huge avaricious smartaleck's savvy Staff of the All-Steak	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Moxie Percent: +30, Meat Drop: +30, Jiggle: "Massive Bonus to Item Drops"
6264	therapeutic experienced thinker's Staff of Fruit Salad	0		Mysticality: +10, Experience: +2, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Jiggle: "Deal Some Prismatic Damage"
6265	maroon prompt steel-toed Staff of the Cream of the Cream of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Damage Reduction: 9, Adventures: +3, Jiggle: "Attune to Monster's Essence"
6266	jar of protein powder	0		
6267	rotten half-sized grain of protein powder	2	crappy	
6268	ionized pec oil	0		Effect: "Venomous Weapon", Effect Duration: 53
6269	red experienced gym membership card	0		Experience: +2
6270	denatured Squat-Thrust Magazine	0		Effect: "Hagg-ard", Effect Duration: 51
6271	narrow massive dumbbell	0		
6272	pulsating perfumed strapping penguin keychain	0		Muscle: +5, Stench Resistance: +5
6273	denatured non-tarnished O'RLY manual	0		Effect: "Happy Trails", Effect Duration: 48
6274	drinkable high-proof open sauce	8	good	
6275	spinning Lo Pan's turkey leg of the scaredy-cat	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Monster Level: -15
6276	mediocre Ye Olde Meade	4	decent	
6277	oxidized Ye Olde Bawdy Limerick	0		Effect: "Gobliny Flavor", Effect Duration: 68
6278	cyan twirling Ye Olde Medieval Insult	0		
6279	Fonzie's pewter claymore	0		Experience (Moxie): +1
6280	ghostly chilly artisanal rice peeler	0		Cold Damage: +5
6281	decent special heirloom grape tomato	3	good	Effect: "Hot Hands", Effect Duration: 20
6282	chipotle wasabi cilantro aioli	0		
6283	pulsating sinister brown felt tophat	0		Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
6284	mirror gear	0		
6285	mirror ribald Tesla Mark I Steam-Hat	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
6286	supercharged educational Mark II Steam-Hat of courage	0		Experience: +1, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Spooky Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
6287	ghostly nasty Jim Carey's sage Mark III Steam-Hat of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Mysticality Percent: +10, Monster Level: +25, Stench Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
6288	jittery frightening lion tamer's fortified cool Mark IV Steam-Hat of the brute	0		Moxie: +5, Muscle Percent: +30, Damage Absorption: +60, Experience (familiar): +2, Spooky Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
6289	upside-down hardy Samson's smartaleck's boxer's cool Mark V Steam-Hat	0		Moxie: +5, Muscle Percent: +10, Moxie Percent: +30, Experience (Muscle): +5, Maximum HP: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Death Ray", Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
6290	blinking steam-powered model rocketship	0		
6291	Socratic punk rock jacket of James Dean	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Experience (Moxie): +3
6292	hardy safety pin of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Maximum HP: +50
6293	small adequate stolen sushi	2	good	
6294	very overdue library book	0		
6295	yellow drum 'n' bass 'n' drum 'n' bass record	0		
6296	cyan cosmic bucket	0		Free Pull
6297	spinning fragment of Jarlsberg's soul	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-06"
6298	bouncing Thwaitgold firefly statuette	0		
6299	model airship	0		
6300	activated altered huge Super Weight-Gain 9000	0		Effect: "Crotchety, Pining", Effect Duration: 31
6301	corrupted shaking possibility potion	0		Effect: "Omphalotus Omnipresence", Effect Duration: 65
6302	eleven-foot pole	0		
6303	tumbling ring of Detect Boring Doors	0		
6304	up-at-dawn manspreader's wicked Fonzie's Rosewater's Jarlsberg's pan (Cosmic portal mode)	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Experience (Moxie): +1, Spell Damage: +5, Monster Level: +10, Adventures: +5, Softcore Only, Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-03", Softcore Only: [1-path(Avatar of Jarlsberg)]
6305	censurious aromatic dog trainer's hardened occult Jarlsberg's pan	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Damage Reduction: 3, Experience (familiar): +1, Stench Resistance: +1, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Softcore Only, Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-03", Softcore Only: [1-path(Avatar of Jarlsberg)]
6306	Cosmic Calorie	0		Last Available: "2013-03"
6307	non-enhanced purple squat celestial olive oil	0		Effect: "Fury of the Bells", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2013-03"
6308	deionized celestial carrot juice	0		Effect: "Sweet and Yellow", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2013-03"
6309	colloidal celestial au jus	0		Effect: "Feet of Grapefruit", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2013-03"
6310	triple-frozen celestial squid ink	0		Effect: "Mer-kindliness", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2013-03"
6311	experienced Uncle Buck	0		Experience: +2, Softcore Only
6312	squat blurry cyan crate of fish meat	0		
6313	damp wallet	0		
6314	pipe	0		Effect: "Fishy", Effect Duration: 10
6315	SCUBA tank of dire peril of the blizzard	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Adventure Underwater
6316	smelly dance instructor's deep six-shooter	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Stench Spell Damage: +10
6317	bouncing smelly boxer's sea chaps	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xBarrr"
6318	clever banded boxer's sea holster	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Damage Absorption: +100, Maximum MP: +20, Single Equip
6319	boiled twirling shavin' razor	0		Effect: "Yuletide Sappiness", Effect Duration: 66
6320	hardened long-forgotten necklace	0		Damage Reduction: 3
6321	upside-down pulsating pearl	0		
6322	sea lace	0		
6323	nippy deadly jam band of the bloodbag	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Maximum HP: +100, Cold Damage: +10
6324	spinning lightning-fast clever aquamariner's ring of the blizzard	0		Maximum MP: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Initiative: +40, Single Equip
6325	yellow stanky Herculean educational aquamariner's necklace	0		Experience: +1, Experience (Muscle): +1, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
6326	teal pearl diver's ring of the brazier of the sewer	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Stench Damage: +25, Single Equip
6327	Oprah's groovy pearl diver's necklace	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Single Equip
6328	lime green sushi doily	0		
6329	scimitar cozy	0		
6330	fish stick cozy	0		
6331	skewed blinking bazooka cozy	0		
6332	healthy wholesome cozy scimitar of the sewer	0		Maximum HP Percent: 30, Stench Damage: +25, Breakable
6333	narrow mirror electrified hardy rosy-cheeked Staff of the Cozy Fish	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Maximum HP: +50, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Breakable
6334	stanky personal trainer's groovy cozy bazooka	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Breakable
6335	cyan narrow sea mantle of Gandalf of Leguizamo	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Monster Level: +20
6336	upside-down nippy razor-sharp sea shawl	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Cold Damage: +10, Spell Damage Percent: +150
6337	Jack Frost's medical-grade sea cape	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Initiative: +50, Critical Hit Percent: +15
6338	blurry saltwaterbed	0		
6339	wobbly Da Vinci's muddy pirate hat of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Experience (Mysticality): +5, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 31"
6340	twirling strapping floral-print skirt of the scaredy-cat	0		Muscle: +5, Monster Level: -15, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 2xPotato, cap 15"
6341	mansplainer's studded spectral axe	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Monster Level: +15
6342	perfumed friendly super-strong air freshener	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Stench Resistance: +5
6343	enhanced anodized denatured Mer-kin lipstick	0		Effect: "The Power of Positive Thinking", Effect Duration: 34
6344	Mer-kin mouthsoap	0		
6345	triple-altered alkaline adjusted blinking ghostly Mer-kin strongjuice	0		Effect: "Prince of Seaside Town", Effect Duration: 54
6346	jittery Mer-kin fitbrine	0		
6347	aerosolized double-colloidal Mer-kin ragejuice	0		Effect: "Floundering", Effect Duration: 15
6348	shaking greedy Mer-kin dragbelt	0		Meat Drop: +20, Experience (Muscle): +20, Single Equip
6349	brawny Mer-kin eyeglasses	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Experience (Mysticality): +20, Single Equip
6350	pulsating strapping Mer-kin gutgirdle	0		Muscle: +5, Experience (Moxie): +20, Single Equip
6351	electrified Mer-kin finpaddle	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
6352	aromatic Mer-kin stopwatch	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Initiative: +50
6353	Mer-kin dreadscroll	0		
6354	wet Mer-kin smartjuice	0		Effect: "Crud&eacute;", Effect Duration: 50
6355	dry magnetized Mer-kin cooljuice	0		Effect: "Heart of Yellow", Effect Duration: 38
6356	Mer-kin worktea	0		
6357	Mer-kin knucklebone	0		
6358	maroon Mer-kin darkbook	0		Skill: "Deep Dark Visions"
6359	dangerous Mer-kin begsign	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +40
6360	shaking Libram of Pulled Taffy	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-04", Skill: "Summon Taffy"
6361	unsweetened double-deionized non-polarized squat pulled taffy	0		Effect: "Loyal Tea", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2013-04"
6362	pickled pulled indigo taffy	0		Effect: "Simulation Stimulation", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2013-04"
6363	pressed aerosolized mirror pulled taffy	0		Effect: "Mushroom Magicalness", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2013-04"
6364	aerosolized cyan pulled taffy	0		Effect: "Taurus Rising", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2013-04"
6365	improved denatured warmed upside-down pulled taffy	0		Effect: "Icy Demeanor", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2013-04"
6366	diffused pressed fuchsia bouncing pulled violet taffy	0		Effect: "Nuts about Candy", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2013-04"
6367	quantum super-pickled cold-filtered huge pulled taffy	0		Effect: "The Power of LOV", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2013-04"
6368	Mer-kin hallpass	0		
6369	lump of clay	0		
6370	twisted piece of wire	0		
6371	tolerable can of the cheapest beer	3	good	
6372	practically non-alcoholic delicious jittery bottle of fruity &quot;wine&quot;	1	awesome	
6373	tolerable watered-down single swig of vodka	2	good	
6374	angry inch	0		
6375	blinking testy toolbox of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Rollover Effect Duration: 11
6376	red Jick-o-User	0		
6378	eraser nubbin	0		
6379	chlorine crystal	0		
6380	quadruple-oxidized ph balancer	0		Effect: "Jungle Juiced", Effect Duration: 43
6381	pressed nitrogenated mysterious chemical residue	0		Effect: "Kissed By Fire", Effect Duration: 63
6382	nugget of sodium	0		
6383	root beer	1	crappy	
6384	green jigsaw blade	0		
6385	wood screw	0		
6386	balsa plank	0		
6387	huge blob of wood glue	0		
6388	shaking envyfish egg	0		Last Available: "2013-04"
6389	pickled Mer-kin rocksalt	0		Effect: "Hoity Toity", Effect Duration: 48
6390	pressed galvanized wobbly Mer-kin saltmint	0		Effect: "Bugbear in Tooth and Claw", Effect Duration: 35
6391	ionized skewed Mer-kin saltsquid	0		Effect: "Egged On", Effect Duration: 17
6392	wobbly bouncing therapeutic Rosewater's scale-mail underwear	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley"
6393	galvanized extra-aerosolized Vulcanized blue mirror comb jelly	0		Effect: "Blackberry Politeness", Effect Duration: 48
6394	pulsating pulsating anemone sauce	0		
6395	skewed inky squid sauce	0		
6396	Mer-kin weaksauce	0		
6397	shaking peanut sauce	0		
6398	glass	0		
6399	modified upside-down Boss Drops	0		Effect: "Hangdog", Effect Duration: 25
6400	Mer-kin lunchbox	0		
6401	frozen tear	0		Effect: "Healthy Green Glow", Effect Duration: 52
6402	aerosolized aerosolized shaking jagged tooth	0		Effect: "In the Saucestream", Effect Duration: 16
6403	double-improved nitrogenated blurry grisly shell fragment	0		Effect: "Blood-Rich", Effect Duration: 16
6404	adjusted warmed yellow violent pastilles	0		Effect: "Lubed", Effect Duration: 38
6405	polymerized worst candy	0		Effect: "Ooh, Sour!", Effect Duration: 65
6406	magnetized dry spinning fudge-shaped hole in space-time	0		Effect: "Impregnably Delicious", Effect Duration: 22
6407	scandalous occult Pocket Square of Loathing of bravery	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Sleaze Damage: +5, Spooky Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Cloathing
6408	corrupted stardust	0		
6409	Star Spawn	0		
6410	bow from beyond the stars	0		Familiar Weight: +5
6411	KoLHS Pep Squad Box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-09"
6412	ghostly shaking skull	0		No Pull
6413	narrow Order of the Green Thumb Order Form	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-04"
6414	clutch of dodecapede eggs	0		
6415	decent flavorless gruel	3	good	
6416	adequate enchanted shaking mana curds	3	good	Effect: "Slightly Larger Than Usual", Effect Duration: 45
6417	jittery twist of lime	0		
6418	pulsating pencil stub	0		
6419	super-altered upside-down purple moth dust	0		Effect: "Stogied", Effect Duration: 60
6420	moist quantum bouncing glob of spoiled mayo	0		Effect: "Livin' Large", Effect Duration: 17
6421	blinking tonic djinn	0		
6422	bland pulsating vampire chowder	4	decent	
6423	Tales of Dread	0		Free Pull
6424	Dreadsylvanian skeleton key	0		
6425	Official Seal of Dreadsylvania	0		
6426	half-sized adequate bouncing Dreadsylvanian stew	2	good	
6427	tolerable Dreadsylvanian	3	good	
6428	corrupted wobbly Dreadsylvanian flask	0		Effect: "Ponderous Potency", Effect Duration: 44
6429	cold-filtered Dreadsylvanian flask	0		Effect: "Polar Express", Effect Duration: 34
6430	nippy lion tamer's dreadful fedora	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Cold Damage: +10, Kruegerand Drop: 5, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xLep"
6431	ruddy dreadful sweater	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Kruegerand Drop: 5
6432	jittery dreadful glove of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Kruegerand Drop: 5
6433	squat bouncing Freddy Kruegerand	0		
6434	red Mark of the Bugbear	0		
6435	Mark of the Werewolf	0		
6436	Mark of the Zombie	0		
6437	Mark of the Ghost	0		
6438	huge Mark of the Vampire	0		
6439	Mark of the Skeleton	0		
6440	manspreader's extremely unsafe Covers-Your-Head	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Monster Level: +10, Item Drop: +5, Class: "Disco Bandit", Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xVolley"
6441	blurry Jim Carey's personal trainer's Drapes-You-Regally of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Monster Level: +25, Class: "Disco Bandit"
6442	perfumed manspreader's electrified Warms-Your-Tush	0		Monster Level: +10, Stench Resistance: +5, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Class: "Disco Bandit", Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xPotato"
6443	Helps-You-Sleep of extreme caution of the glutton	0		Monster Level: -25, Food Drop: +100, Single Equip, Blind
6444	smartaleck's Quiets-Your-Steps of the cougar of the brute	0		Moxie: +20, Muscle Percent: +30, Moxie Percent: +30, Single Equip
6445	sizzling healthy Protects-Your-Junk	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Hot Damage: +10, Single Equip
6446	perfectly mixed Gets-You-Drunk	4	EPIC	
6447	narrow scandalous hardened supercool Great Wolf's headband	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Damage Reduction: 3, Sleaze Damage: +5, Class: "Seal Clubber", Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley"
6448	miser's friendly Great Wolf's left paw of bravery	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Spooky Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +10, Class: "Seal Clubber", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Great Slash"
6449	blue Oprah's shellacked studded Great Wolf's right paw	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Damage Reduction: 7, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Class: "Seal Clubber", Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Great Slash"
6450	pulsating lion tamer's friendly Great Wolf's rocket launcher	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Experience (familiar): +2, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Rocket"
6451	narrow Usain Bolt's strapping Great Wolf's beastly trousers of the brute	0		Muscle: +5, Muscle Percent: +30, Initiative: +80, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1.5xWhelp"
6452	Great Wolf's lice	0		
6453	enhanced jittery Hunger&trade; Sauce	0		Effect: "Berry Elemental", Effect Duration: 52
6454	shaking foul-smelling lion tamer's zombie mariachi hat of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Experience (familiar): +2, Stench Damage: +10, Class: "Accordion Thief", Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep"
6455	hale studded zombie accordion of mayonnaise	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Maximum HP: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Class: "Accordion Thief", Single Equip, Song Duration: 20
6456	ghostly chilly sharpshooter's groovy zombie mariachi pants	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Cold Damage: +5, Class: "Accordion Thief", Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy"
6457	avaricious reassuring HOA regulation book of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Spooky Resistance: +1, Meat Drop: +30
6458	perfumed cool HOA zombie eyes of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Moxie: +5, Stench Resistance: +5, Single Equip
6459	HOA citation pad	0		
6460	upside-down wriggling severed nose	0		
6461	nosy nose ringy ring	0		Familiar Weight: +15
6462	cyan extremely unsafe Herculean Mayor Ghost's toupee of Calamity Jane	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Class: "Pastamancer", Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xBarrr"
6463	wobbly miser's aromatic deadly Mayor Ghost's cloak	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Stench Resistance: +1, Meat Drop: +10, Class: "Pastamancer"
6464	blurry energetic Newton's smooth Mayor Ghost's khakis	0		Moxie: +15, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Class: "Pastamancer", Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, HP regen"
6465	bouncing executive banded fortified Mayor Ghost's gavel	0		Damage Absorption: 160, Meat Drop: +40, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Hammer Ghost"
6466	gray wholesome Fonzie's slick Mayor Ghost's sash	0		Moxie: +10, Experience (Moxie): +1, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Single Equip
6467	shaking wobbly Mayor Ghost's scissors	0		
6468	small yummy ghost pepper	2	awesome	
6469	auspicious wholesome Samson's Thunkula's drinking cap	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Item Drop: +10, Class: "Sauceror", Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley"
6470	jittery squat sizzling veiny smartaleck's Drunkula's cape	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Maximum HP: +10, Hot Damage: +10, Class: "Sauceror"
6471	pulsating horrifying Drunkula's silky pants of the wise owl of chilblains	0		Mysticality: +20, Cold Damage: +25, Spooky Damage: +25, Class: "Sauceror", Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhoul"
6472	upside-down Drunkula's bell	0		
6473	supercharged therapeutic arcane researcher's Drunkula's ring of haze	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Maximum MP Percent: +30, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Avoid Attack: 1, Single Equip
6474	grievous Drunkula's wineglass	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50
6475	mediocre bottle of Bloodweiser	3	decent	
6476	lard-coated Unkillable Skeleton's skullcap of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: +5, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy"
6477	shellacked cool Unkillable Skeleton's breastplate of courage	0		Moxie: +5, Damage Reduction: 7, Spooky Resistance: +3, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
6478	censurious therapeutic arcane researcher's Unkillable Skeleton's shinguards	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Sleaze Resistance: +3, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr"
6479	tumbling prompt toasty curative quilted sage Unkillable Skeleton's sawsword of the glutton	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Damage Absorption: +40, Hot Damage: +5, Food Drop: +100, Adventures: +3, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
6480	Unkillable Skeleton's shield of chilblains of terror	0		Cold Damage: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Thorns: 1
6481	Unkillable Skeleton's restless leg of the dark arts of Calamity Jane	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Critical Hit Percent: +15
6482	lard-coated razor-sharp Staff of the Roaring Hearth of the sewer	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Stench Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
6483	Kool-Aid	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	
6484	dread tarragon	0		
6485	gray bone flour	0		
6486	dreadful roast	0		
6487	wobbly bouncing stinking agaricus	0		
6488	diet toothsome ghostly Dreadsylvanian shepherd's pie	1	awesome	
6489	shaking music box parts	0		
6490	ghostly unwound mechanical songbird	0		
6491	tailfeathers	0		Familiar Weight: +5
6492	yellow wax banana	0		
6493	complicated lock impression	0		
6494	bouncing replica key	0		
6495	shaking Dreadsylvania Auditor's badge of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Kruegerand Drop: 5, Single Equip
6496	spinning blood kiwi	0		
6497	eau de mort	0		
6498	practically non-alcoholic bad spinning bloody kiwitini	1	decent	
6499	moon-amber	0		
6500	bouncing polished moon-amber	0		
6501	Sherlock's Annie Oakley's weightlifter's moon-amber necklace	0		Muscle: +15, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Item Drop: +25, Single Equip
6502	Dreadsylvanian seed pod	0		
6503	purple ghost pencil	0		
6504	aromatic Sinatra's hangman's hood of the cheetah	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Stench Resistance: +1, Initiative: +60
6505	zippy wool sizzling ring finger ring	0		Hot Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +1, Initiative: +20, Single Equip
6506	red squat Dreadsylvanian clockwork key	0		
6507	tumbling huge cool iron ingot	0		
6508	cool iron helmet of dire peril of the sewer	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Stench Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy"
6509	flame-retardant groovy cool iron breastplate	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Hot Resistance: +1
6510	banded cool iron greaves of the glutton	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Food Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr"
6511	wobbly maroon hardened Fonzie's ghost shawl	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Damage Reduction: 3
6512	skull capacitor	0		
6513	wicked warm fur	0		Spell Damage: +5
6514	scorching snowstick	0		Hot Damage: +25
6515	electrified eerie fetish	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip
6516	practically non-alcoholic fancy drinkable stinkwater	1	good	Effect: "Happy Salamander", Effect Duration: 30
6517	dubious loincloth	0		Damage Aura: 1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1.5xVolley"
6518	big spoiled narrow accidental mutton	5	crappy	
6519	supercharged occult drafty drawers	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley"
6520	studded Herculean wolfskull mask	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Damage Absorption: +80, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xBarrr"
6521	guts necklace of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Single Equip
6522	aromatic flame-wreathed groping claw	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +1
6523	baleful vengeful spirit	0		Spell Damage: +25
6524	BOOtonniere of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100, Single Equip
6525	non-energized liquefied spinning spinning cyan ghost thread	0		Effect: "Human-Weird Thing Hybrid", Effect Duration: 42
6526	mirror educational bag of unfinished business of mayonnaise	0		Experience: +1, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
6527	Sherlock's dance instructor's transparent pants	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Item Drop: +25, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xPotato"
6528	yellow hothammer of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3
6529	aged Thriller Ice	3	awesome	
6530	Da Vinci's grandfather watch	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Single Equip, Nonstackable Watch
6531	muddy skirt	0		Damage Aura: 1, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xFairy"
6532	Newton's spyglass of Leguizamo	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Monster Level: +20
6533	vial of hot blood of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100, Single Equip
6534	zippy remorseless knife	0		Initiative: +20
6535	yellow crafty intimidating coiffure	0		Maximum MP: +10, Familiar Effect: "hot afk, 1xPotato"
6536	fortified wizardly cod cape	0		Mysticality: +25, Damage Absorption: +60
6537	bland big blood sausage	5	decent	
6538	rock-hard sinister frying brainpan	0		Spell Damage: +10, Damage Reduction: 5
6539	blurry scandalous hale ball and chain	0		Maximum HP: +20, Sleaze Damage: +5, Single Equip
6540	boxer's dry bone	0		Muscle Percent: +10
6541	spinning lightning-fast tailbone shield	0		Initiative: +40, Thorns: 1
6542	tonguebone	0		Item Drop: +5, Single Equip
6543	smelly pogo stick of the boozehound	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Booze Drop: +100, Single Equip
6545	occult weedy skirt of the cougar of the businessman	0		Moxie: +20, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Meat Drop: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy"
6546	flame-retardant dog trainer's pants	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Hot Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "atk"
6547	Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette	0		
6548	blurry cooling iron helmet	0		
6549	pulsating cooling iron breastplate	0		
6550	cooling iron greaves	0		
6551	upside-down hot cluster	0		
6552	cluster	0		
6553	cluster	0		
6554	huge stench cluster	0		
6555	skewed sleaze cluster	0		
6556	colloidal blue phial of hotness	0		Effect: "Lifted Spirits", Effect Duration: 69
6557	cold-filtered huge phial of coldness	0		Effect: "Oth-Jeal-O", Effect Duration: 14
6558	chilled wobbly phial of spookiness	0		Effect: "familiar.enq", Effect Duration: 27
6559	warmed phial of stench	0		Effect: "Bells in the Batfry", Effect Duration: 30
6560	alkaline polarized jittery phial of sleaziness	0		Effect: "Weather, Man", Effect Duration: 48
6561	adventurer clone egg	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-06"
6562	mini-Mr. Accessory	0		Familiar Weight: +5
6563	upside-down groovy hand of Mr. Cards	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Throw a Mr. Card"
6564	adequate tiny Dreadsylvanian hot pocket	1	good	
6565	adequate low-calorie maroon Dreadsylvanian pocket	1	good	
6566	moldy Dreadsylvanian pocket	4	crappy	
6567	spoiled Dreadsylvanian stink pocket	4	crappy	
6568	flavorless gigantic Dreadsylvanian sleaze pocket	8	decent	
6569	triple-distilled tolerable Dreadsylvanian hot toddy	10	good	
6570	drinkable upside-down Dreadsylvanian cold-fashioned	3	good	
6571	high-proof artisanal twirling Dreadsylvanian grimlet	7	EPIC	
6572	acceptable shaking Dreadsylvanian dank and stormy	3	good	
6573	acceptable jittery Dreadsylvanian slithery nipple	4	good	
6574	tumbling hot clusterbomb	0		
6575	clusterbomb	0		
6576	clusterbomb	0		
6577	stench clusterbomb	0		
6578	sleaze clusterbomb	0		
6579	bouncing Dreadsylvanian Almanac page	0		
6580	length of fuse	0		
6581	dreadful box	0		
6582	Clan hot dog stand	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-07"
6583	vicious spiked collar	0		Familiar Damage: +20
6584	teal frightening hot dog wrapper	0		Spooky Damage: +5
6585	debonair deboner of the empath of horror	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +25
6586	warmed wet pulsating chicle de salchicha	0		Effect: "Slightly Cursed, Mostly Lucky", Effect Duration: 41
6587	jar of frostigkraut of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Damage Aura: 1
6588	skewed knitted sharpshooter's gnawed-up dog bone	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Cold Resistance: +3
6589	twirling brawny Grey Guanon	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Damage Aura: 1
6590	blurry scandalous electrified Engorged Sausages and You of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Sleaze Damage: +5, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
6591	weak artisanal dream of a dog	2	EPIC	
6592	nippy sinister groovy optimal spreadsheet	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Spell Damage: +10, Cold Damage: +10
6593	defective Game Grid token	0		
6594	hot Dreadsylvanian cocoa	0		
6595	pickled blurry epic cluster	1	EPIC	Effect: "Mucilaginous Moxiousness", Effect Duration: 35
6596	pulsating clockwork egg	0		
6597	clockwork birdhouse	0		
6598	blurry clockwork disc	0		
6599	clockwork hand	0		
6600	twirling clockwork hand	0		
6601	clockwork numeral I	0		
6602	clockwork numeral II	0		
6603	clockwork numeral III	0		
6604	clockwork numeral IV	0		
6605	clockwork numeral V	0		
6606	clockwork numeral VI	0		
6607	tumbling clockwork numeral VII	0		
6608	clockwork numeral VIII	0		
6609	bouncing clockwork numeral IX	0		
6610	clockwork numeral X	0		
6611	twirling clockwork numeral XI	0		
6612	clockwork numeral XII	0		
6613	clockwork cuckoo	0		
6614	fuchsia cuckoo clock	0		
6615	artisanal gray Cold One	4	???	
6616	normal spaghetti breakfast	3	???	
6617	tumbling over-the-shoulder Folder Holder	0		Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2013-08", Softcore Only: [1-path(KOLHS)]
6618	spinning folder (red)	0		Muscle: +20, Last Available: "2013-08"
6619	huge folder (blue)	0		Mysticality: +20, Last Available: "2013-08"
6620	folder (green)	0		Moxie: +20, Last Available: "2013-08"
6621	cyan folder (magenta)	0		Muscle: +15, Mysticality: +15, Last Available: "2013-08"
6622	folder (cyan)	0		Mysticality: +15, Moxie: +15, Last Available: "2013-08"
6623	upside-down shaking folder (yellow)	0		Muscle: +15, Moxie: +15, Last Available: "2013-08"
6624	shaking folder (smiley face)	0		Experience (Muscle): +2, Last Available: "2013-08"
6625	shaking folder (wizard)	0		Experience (Mysticality): +2, Last Available: "2013-08"
6626	shaking folder (space skeleton)	0		Experience (Moxie): +2, Last Available: "2013-08"
6627	folder (D-Team)	0		Last Available: "2013-08"
6628	folder (Ex-Files)	0		Combat Rate: +5, Last Available: "2013-08"
6629	folder (skull and crossbones)	0		Combat Rate: -5, Last Available: "2013-08"
6630	spinning folder (Knight Writer)	0		Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2013-08"
6631	folder (Jackass Plumber)	0		Monster Level: +25, Last Available: "2013-08"
6632	folder (holographic fractal)	0		All Resistance: +4, Last Available: "2013-08"
6633	purple folder (barbarian)	0		Last Available: "2013-08"
6634	folder (rainbow unicorn)	0		Last Available: "2013-08", Thorns: 5
6635	folder (Seawolf)	0		Better Diver: +10, Last Available: "2013-08"
6636	folder (dancing dolphins)	0		Last Available: "2013-08"
6637	folder (catfish)	0		Familiar Weight: +15, Last Available: "2013-08"
6638	folder (tranquil landscape)	0		Damage Reduction: 15, HP / MP Regen Min: 10, HP / MP Regen Max: 20, Last Available: "2013-08"
6639	folder (owl)	0		Last Available: "2013-08"
6640	folder (Stinky Trash Kid)	0		Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2013-08"
6641	folder (sports car)	0		Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2013-08"
6642	folder (sportsballs)	0		PvP Fights: +5, Last Available: "2013-08"
6643	mirror folder (heavy metal)	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2013-08"
6644	wobbly folder (Yedi)	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2013-08"
6645	folder (KOLHS)	0		Last Available: "2013-08"
6648	scorching slide rule of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Hot Damage: +25
6649	frozen ghostly Ogres and Oubliettes&trade; module	0		Effect: "The Power of Positive Thinking", Effect Duration: 49
6650	narrow Mountain Stream Code Black Alert	0		
6651	twisted-up wet towel	0		
6652	drinkable high-proof stepmom's booze	9	good	
6653	surgical tape	0		
6654	shaking groovy band T-shirt	0		Moxie Percent: +10
6655	artisanal fountain 'soda'	3	EPIC	
6656	illegal firecracker	0		
6657	Usain Bolt's toasty pickelhaube	0		Hot Damage: +5, Initiative: +80, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 18"
6658	chilled denatured hair oil	0		Effect: "You Know Who to Call", Effect Duration: 46
6659	chilled scrap	0		Effect: "Cosmic Flavor", Effect Duration: 45
6660	school spirit socket set	0		
6661	suspension bridge	0		
6662	twirling zippy wicked supercool Staff of the Lunch Lady of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Moxie Percent: +20, Spell Damage: +5, Initiative: +20
6663	universal key	0		
6664	world's most dangerous birdhouse	0		
6665	purple hale deathchucks of bravery	0		Maximum HP: +20, Spooky Resistance: +5
6666	ghostly eraser	0		
6667	yellow quasireligious sculpture	0		
6668	Faraday cage	0		
6669	pulsating modeling claymore	0		
6670	blurry clay homunculus	0		
6671	electrified triple-pressed red tumbling sodium pentasomething	0		Effect: "Fratty Flavor", Effect Duration: 62
6672	teal skewed grains of salt	0		
6673	ghostly yellowcake bomb	0		
6674	olive stinkbomb	0		
6675	energized skewed pulsating superwater	0		Effect: "Sugary Tongue", Effect Duration: 56
6676	Thwaitgold bookworm statuette	0		
6677	crude monster sculpture	0		
6678	hardened Yearbook Club Camera	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blinding Flash"
6679	reassuring machete	0		Spooky Resistance: +1
6680	triple-distilled drinkable spinning Cursed Punch	10	good	
6681	high-proof drinkable Bowl of Scorpions	9	good	
6682	weak delicious upside-down Fog Murderer	2	awesome	
6683	huge book of matches	0		
6684	squat manspreader's surgical mask	0		Monster Level: +10, Surgeonosity: +1
6685	upside-down hardened head mirror	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Surgeonosity: +1
6686	yellow knitted half-size scalpel	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Surgeonosity: +1
6687	beefcake's surgical apron	0		Muscle: +25, Surgeonosity: +1
6688	red resourceful bloodied surgical dungarees	0		Maximum MP: +50, Surgeonosity: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 38"
6689	McClusky file (page 1)	0		
6690	blue McClusky file (page 2)	0		
6691	blurry McClusky file (page 3)	0		
6692	olive McClusky file (page 4)	0		
6693	upside-down pulsating McClusky file (page 5)	0		
6694	boring binder clip	0		
6695	McClusky file (complete)	0		
6696	bowling ball	0		
6697	moss-covered stone sphere	0		
6698	dripping stone sphere	0		
6699	crackling stone sphere	0		
6700	blurry green scorched stone sphere	0		
6701	stone triangle	0		
6702	bowler	0		Damage Aura: 1
6703	upside-down imitation White Russian	1	good	
6704	stiffened quilted short-handled mop	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Damage Reduction: 1
6705	tiny yummy jungle floor wax	1	awesome	
6706	blinking smirking shrunken head	0		Damage Aura: 1
6707	electrified colorful toad	0		Effect: "Bananas!", Effect Duration: 35
6708	crude voodoo doll	0		
6709	shaking attorney's badge	0		Single Equip
6710	ruddy studded pygmy briefs	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 41"
6711	huge short writ of habeas corpus	0		
6712	bone abacus	0		
6713	adder	0		
6714	short calculator	0		
6715	Temple Grandin's Sinatra's sphygmomanometer	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Familiar Weight: +7
6716	modified twirling bag of pygmy blood	0		Effect: "Rushin' Hands", Effect Duration: 55
6717	gray blurry tongue depressor	0		
6718	blue Jeselnik's razor-sharp compression stocking	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Sleaze Damage: +25
6719	scandalous midriff scrubs of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Sleaze Damage: +5
6720	altered upside-down pill cup	0		Effect: "Hagnk's Gratitude", Effect Duration: 36
6721	beefy water bottle of the bloodbag of the cheetah	0		Muscle: +10, Maximum HP: +100, Initiative: +60, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 40"
6722	vacuum-sealed tarnished bouncing narrow pygmy phone number	0		Effect: "Floundering", Effect Duration: 27
6723	bouncing Boozehounds Anonymous token	0		
6724	massive normal ghostly exotic jungle fruit	7	good	
6725	Shore Inc. Ship Trip Scrip	0		
6726	jittery dude ranch souvenir crate	0		
6727	tropical island souvenir crate	0		
6728	squat ski resort souvenir crate	0		
6729	yellow UV-resistant compass	0		
6730	funky junk key	0		
6731	shaking Worse Homes and Gardens	0		
6732	shaking claw-foot bathtub	0		
6733	huge clothesline pole	0		
6734	gray cigar sign	0		
6735	junk junk	0		
6736	spinning Junk-Bond	0		
6737	tangle of copper wire	0		
6738	jittery jagged scrap	0		
6739	colloidal bent scrap	0		Effect: "Belch the Rainbow&trade;", Effect Duration: 23
6740	molten scrap	0		
6741	eternal car battery	0		
6742	chaotic junk band	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10
6743	huge narrow horrifying junk trunks	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "cap 15"
6744	reassuring junk-mail shirt	0		Spooky Resistance: +1
6745	normal junk food	4	good	
6746	hand-crafted junk yard	4	EPIC	
6747	blurry grievous swordzall of the brazier	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Hot Spell Damage: +25
6748	mirror wizardly arm buzzer	0		Mysticality: +25
6749	zippy avaricious boilgun	0		Meat Drop: +30, Initiative: +20
6750	Gordon Beer's Beer Garden Catalog	0		Last Available: "2013-09"
6751	packet of beer seeds	0		Last Available: "2013-09"
6752	handful of barley	0		
6753	ghostly cluster of hops	0		
6754	beer bottle	0		
6755	beer label	0		
6756	jittery narrow artisanal homebrew sampler	0		
6757	lousy can of Br&uuml;talbr&auml;u	4	decent	Last Available: "2013-09"
6758	high-proof tolerable can of Drooling Monk	6	good	Last Available: "2013-09"
6759	hand-crafted ghostly can of Impetuous Scofflaw	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2013-09"
6760	mediocre bottle of Old Pugilist	4	decent	Last Available: "2013-09"
6761	tolerable irresponsibly strong cyan bottle of Professor Beer	8	good	Last Available: "2013-09"
6762	mediocre bottle of Rapier Witbier	3	decent	Last Available: "2013-09"
6763	hand-crafted squat bottle of Race Car Red	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2013-09"
6764	spirit-forward artisanal bottle of Greedy Dog	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2013-09"
6765	practically non-alcoholic hand-crafted teal huge bottle of Lambada Lambic	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	Last Available: "2013-09"
6766	tin beer can	0		
6767	artisanal homebrew gift package	0		
6768	upside-down liquid bread	1	decent	Last Available: "2013-09"
6769	greedy frightening tin tam of the early riser	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +20, Adventures: +7, Familiar Effect: "MP regen, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-09"
6770	pickled cyan tin cup	0		Effect: "Just the Brown Ones", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2013-09"
6771	fortified smartaleck's tin foil of vim and vigor	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Damage Absorption: +60, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2013-09"
6772	stiffened occult strapping tin drum	0		Muscle: +5, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Damage Reduction: 1, Last Available: "2013-09"
6773	ghostly huge tin roof (rusted)	0		Last Available: "2013-09"
6774	upside-down tin snips	0		Last Available: "2013-09"
6775	tin lizzie	0		Last Available: "2013-09"
6776	colloidal foetid seal tear	0		Effect: "Mad at Science", Effect Duration: 58
6777	warmed mirror ghostly seal sweat	0		Effect: "Lemon Enlightenment", Effect Duration: 30
6778	irradiated dry boiling seal blood	0		Effect: "Bloody-minded", Effect Duration: 17
6779	mirror lime green crystalline seal eye	0		Single Equip
6780	careful studded sealhide shield of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Monster Level: -10
6781	spinning up-at-dawn family-friendly scabrous seal epaulets	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Adventures: +5, Single Equip
6782	bouncing abyssal battle plans	0		
6783	thinker's seal medal of the overflowing toilet of bravery	0		Mysticality: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Resistance: +5
6784	deanimated reanimator's coffin	0		Free Pull
6785	flask of embalming fluid	0		
6788	blank diary	0		
6789	boot knife	0		
6790	tumbling broken beer bottle	0		
6791	sharpened spoon	0		
6792	candy knife	0		
6793	soap knife	0		
6795	quantum pulsating disco horoscope (Aquarius)	0		Effect: "Sparkling Consciousness", Effect Duration: 19
6796	boiled tarnished huge disco horoscope (Pisces)	0		Effect: "Hammered", Effect Duration: 33
6797	adjusted polymerized squat disco horoscope (Aries)	0		Effect: "Well-Swabbed Ear", Effect Duration: 11
6798	dry purple disco horoscope (Taurus)	0		Effect: "Haunted Liver", Effect Duration: 24
6799	denatured extra-dry disco horoscope (Gemini)	0		Effect: "Sourpuss", Effect Duration: 46
6800	pressed concentrated disco horoscope (Cancer)	0		Effect: "Mucilaginous Muscle", Effect Duration: 28
6801	tarnished pickled disco horoscope (Leo)	0		Effect: "Greased-Up Familiar", Effect Duration: 58
6802	corrupted ionized altered disco horoscope (Virgo)	0		Effect: "Vital", Effect Duration: 13
6803	energized colloidal disco horoscope (Libra)	0		Effect: "Deeply Ironic", Effect Duration: 52
6804	wet altered disco horoscope (Scorpio)	0		Effect: "Capricorn Rising", Effect Duration: 59
6805	corrupted polymerized mirror disco horoscope (Sagittarius)	0		Effect: "Educated (Sorta)", Effect Duration: 21
6806	ionized spinning purple disco horoscope (Capricorn)	0		Effect: "OMG WTF", Effect Duration: 59
6807	spinning reassuring electrified The Sagittarian's leisure pants	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 18"
6808	toy accordion	0		Song Duration: 5
6809	accordion	0		Song Duration: 10
6810	blurry reassuring beer-battered accordion	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 6
6811	twirling baritone accordion of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 7
6812	mama's squeezebox of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 8
6813	cool guancertina	0		Moxie: +5, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 9
6814	spinning censurious accordion file	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10
6815	wool accord ion	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10
6816	ghostly stylish bone bandoneon	0		Moxie: +25, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 11
6817	teal arcane researcher's pentatonic accordion	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 12
6818	Tesla non-Euclidean non-accordion	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 15
6819	olive sizzling Accordion of Jordion of mayonnaise	0		Hot Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 14
6820	razor-sharp autocalliope	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 15
6821	accordionoid rocca of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 18
6822	pygmy concertinette of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 17
6823	squat executive sage ghost accordion	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Meat Drop: +40, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 16
6824	Samson's peace accordion	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 19
6825	skewed maroon banded alarm accordion of chilblains	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Cold Damage: +25, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 20
6826	jittery foul-smelling All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig of the brute of vim and vigor	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Stench Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "0.5xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 13"
6827	twirling electrified KoL Con X Treasure Map of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
6828	irresponsibly strong perfectly mixed discocktail	8	EPIC	
6829	sharpshooter's KoL Con X Bingo Card	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10
6830	twirling mirror Sherlock's Temporal Tempera Tube	0		Item Drop: +25
6831	extra-improved nitrogenated twirling Tallowcreme Halloween Pumpkin	0		Effect: "Whole Latte Love", Effect Duration: 65
6832	Way More Tears&trade; pepper spray	0		
6833	colloidal improved maroon Milk Studs	0		Effect: "The Wisdom... of the Future", Effect Duration: 24
6834	corrupted box of Dweebs	0		Effect: "Seeing Colors", Effect Duration: 24
6835	nitrogenated chilled bag of W&Ws	0		Effect: "Army of One", Effect Duration: 39
6836	dry spinning PEEZ dispenser	0		Effect: "Truly Gritty", Effect Duration: 63
6837	flattened Swizzler	0		Effect: "Crimbo Flavor", Effect Duration: 34
6838	chilled twirling teal Bugbearclaw Donut	0		Effect: "Big Ol' Glass of Rum", Effect Duration: 34
6839	altered wet improved jam	0		Effect: "Worth Your Salt", Effect Duration: 67
6840	polymerized polarized Whenchamacallit bar	0		Effect: "Pemmican't", Effect Duration: 50
6841	activated liquefied spinning ghostly 8-bit banana	0		Effect: "Sweet Taste", Effect Duration: 43
6842	chilled vacuum-sealed vial of blood simple syrup	0		Effect: "Squirming Like a Toad", Effect Duration: 64
6843	flattened bone bons	0		Effect: "The Power of Negative Thinking", Effect Duration: 62
6844	alkaline purple spinning ironic mint	0		Effect: "Memory of Resilience", Effect Duration: 29
6845	unused walkie-talkie	0		Free Pull
6846	cyan walkie-talkie	0		Free Pull
6847	twirling killing jar	0		
6848	inspector's security flashlight	0		Item Drop: +15
6849	adjusted ghostly Effermint&trade; tablets	0		Effect: "Weird Flavor", Effect Duration: 11
6850	blinking fortified Socratic sturdy cane	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Damage Absorption: +60, Item Drop: +5
6851	shaking huge bowl of candy	0		
6852	Ultra Mega Sour Ball	0		
6853	carton of rotten eggs	0		
6854	desert sightseeing pamphlet	0		
6855	a suspicious address	0		
6856	flame-wreathed Bal-musette accordion	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10, Last Available: "2013-10"
6857	Cajun accordion of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10, Last Available: "2013-10"
6858	Oprah's quirky accordion	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10, Last Available: "2013-10"
6859	chilly slick Skipper's accordion	0		Moxie: +10, Cold Damage: +5, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10, Last Available: "2013-10"
6860	flame-retardant wholesome supercool Pantsgiving of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Moxie Percent: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Hot Resistance: +1, Softcore Only, Bonus Resting HP: [5*F], Bonus Resting MP: [5*F], Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Talk About Politics", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Pocket Crumbs", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Air Dirty Laundry", Drops Items, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-11", Variable
6861	half-sized yummy squat can of sardines	2	awesome	Last Available: "2013-11"
6862	adequate low-calorie high-calorie sugar substitute	1	good	Last Available: "2013-11"
6863	spoiled thick huge pulsating pat of butter	5	crappy	Last Available: "2013-11"
6864	adequate immense twirling dinner roll	7	good	Last Available: "2013-11"
6865	big bland cyan mashed potatoes	5	decent	Last Available: "2013-11"
6866	stale blue whole turkey leg	4	decent	Last Available: "2013-11"
6867	toothsome deviled egg	4	awesome	Last Available: "2013-11"
6868	colloidal tumbling upside-down finger exerciser	0		Effect: "Slimed Stomach", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2013-11"
6869	liquefied shaking dented spoon	0		Effect: "Arcane in the Brain", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2013-11"
6870	nitrogenated pressed love note	0		Effect: "Springy Fusilli", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2013-11"
6871	school beer pull tab	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6872	tarnished adjusted chilled squat teal nail file	0		Effect: "Wet and Greedy", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2013-11"
6873	activated modified candy wrapper	0		Effect: "Stopping to Smell the Flowers", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2013-11"
6874	gym membership card	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6875	activated double-energized blurry narrow tumbling post-holiday sale coupon	0		Effect: "The Smeezingtons", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2013-11"
6876	dry cleaning receipt	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6877	skewed pocket lint (blue)	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6878	blinking pocket lint (green)	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6879	pocket lint (white)	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6880	pocket lint (orange)	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6881	reassuring fireproof arcane researcher's experienced bowl of petunias	0		Experience: +2, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Hot Resistance: +3, Spooky Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2013-11"
6882	lime green narrow prompt family-friendly Newton's Socratic power sock	0		Experience (Mysticality): 4, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Adventures: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-11"
6883	up-at-dawn foul-smelling fortified smartaleck's wool sock	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Damage Absorption: +60, Stench Damage: +10, Adventures: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-11"
6884	wicked sage moustache sock of vim and vigor of courage	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Spell Damage: +5, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Spooky Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-11"
6885	quadruple-electrified tumbling spirit gum	0		Effect: "Chilblains of the Corn", Effect Duration: 59
6886	spirit pillow	0		
6887	spinning spirit sheet	0		
6888	spirit mattress	0		
6889	huge olive spirit blanket	0		
6890	spirit bed	0		
6891	tumbling fireproof thinker's spirit bell of Leguizamo	0		Mysticality: +10, Monster Level: +20, Hot Resistance: +3, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
6892	adjusted polymerized spoonful of Linguine-Os	0		Effect: "From Nantucket", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2013-11"
6893	liquefied freezer-burned frost-bitten tortellini	0		Effect: "Aries Rising", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2013-11"
6894	corrupted blob of Alphredo&trade;	0		Effect: "Amorous Avarice", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2013-11"
6895	magnetized squat handful of crafty noodles	0		Effect: "Seal Clubbing Frenzy", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2013-11"
6896	concentrated galvanized tangled mass of pasta	0		Effect: "Berry Elemental", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2013-11"
6897	irradiated ionized Can of Spaghetto	0		Effect: "Goldentongue", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2013-11"
6898	Chef Boy, R&D's business card	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6899	Thwaitgold ant statuette	0		
6900	squat experimental carbon fiber pasta additive	0		Class: "Pastamancer", Last Available: "2013-11"
6901	hazardous sauce dosimeter	0		Class: "Sauceror", Last Available: "2013-11"
6902	dog trainer's healthy flask flops	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Experience (familiar): +1, Single Equip
6903	extra-dry nuts	0		Effect: "Phorcefullness", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2013-12"
6904	frozen ionized blurry bolts	0		Effect: "Putting the Pro in Proletariat", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2013-12"
6905	toothsome gingerbread robot	4	awesome	Last Available: "2013-12"
6906	rotten petit 4.1	4	crappy	Last Available: "2013-12"
6907	fancy gigantic adequate squat nut-shaped Crimbo cookie	6	good	Effect: "Hyperoxygenated Blood", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2023-06"
6908	fortified plastic GORM-8	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Last Available: "2013-12"
6909	upside-down stylish plastic warbear	0		Moxie: +25, Last Available: "2013-12"
6910	plastic Toybot of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Last Available: "2013-12"
6911	blurry plastic warbear fortress of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
6912	huge supercool plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. of the sewer	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Stench Damage: +25, Last Available: "2013-12"
6913	blinking warbear whosit	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6914	warbear hoverbelt piecepart	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6915	up-at-dawn Jack Frost's medical-grade warbear hoverbelt	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Adventures: +5, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6916	warbear battery	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6917	warbear badge	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6918	polarized dry wobbly ghostly warbear wardance potion	0		Effect: "Ghostly Shell", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2013-12"
6919	super-quantum gray warbear bearserker potion	0		Effect: "Flexibili Tea", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2013-12"
6920	electrified warbear liquid overcoat	0		Effect: "Dance Interpreter", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2013-12"
6921	spoiled jittery warbear feasting bread	4	crappy	Last Available: "2013-12"
6922	spoiled warbear warrior bread	3	crappy	Last Available: "2013-12"
6923	spoiled half-sized spinning yellow narrow warbear thermoregulator bread	2	crappy	Last Available: "2013-12"
6924	hand-crafted enchanted twirling warbear feasting mead	4	EPIC	Effect: "Human-Elf Hybrid", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2013-12"
6925	tolerable blinking warbear bearserker mead	3	good	Last Available: "2013-12"
6926	artisanal warbear blizzard mead	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2013-12"
6927	warbear helm fragment	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6928	zippy friendly warbear plain fedora of the blizzard	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Initiative: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep, cap 12", Last Available: "2013-12"
6929	manspreader's warbear feathered fedora	0		Monster Level: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-12"
6930	lion tamer's razor-sharp warbear fedora of Flo-Jo	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Experience (familiar): +2, Initiative: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep", Last Available: "2013-12"
6931	coward's hardy Newton's warbear plain helm	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Maximum HP: +50, Monster Level: -20, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 12", Last Available: "2013-12"
6932	warbear spiked helm	0		Item Drop: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-12"
6933	greasy MacGyver's personal trainer's warbear electro-spiked helm	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Maximum MP: +100, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy", Last Available: "2013-12"
6934	shaking aromatic Temple Grandin's occult warbear plain ushanka	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Familiar Weight: +7, Stench Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xLep, cap 12", Last Available: "2013-12"
6935	scorching warbear lined ushanka	0		Hot Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1.5xBarrr, 1xLep, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-12"
6936	Tesla steel-toed brainy warbear heated ushanka	0		Mysticality: +5, Damage Reduction: 9, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "1xatk, 1xLep", Last Available: "2013-12"
6937	ghostly warbear trouser fragment	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6938	prompt sizzling warbear party pants of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Hot Damage: +10, Adventures: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhoul, cap 12", Last Available: "2013-12"
6939	weightlifter's warbear ceremonial party pants	0		Muscle: +15, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-12"
6940	forbidden occult thinker's warbear high festival pants	0		Mysticality: +10, Spell Damage Percent: 75, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhoul", Last Available: "2013-12"
6941	family-friendly rock-hard warbear battle greaves of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Damage Reduction: 5, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-12"
6942	Da Vinci's warbear officer greaves	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-12"
6943	flame-retardant Rosewater's warbear bearserker greaves of the pedagogue	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Experience: +3, Hot Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr", Last Available: "2013-12"
6944	baleful warbear johns of the wise owl of the pedagogue	0		Mysticality: +20, Experience: +3, Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xVolley, cap 12", Last Available: "2013-12"
6945	maroon wicked warbear fleece-lined johns	0		Spell Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xVolley, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-12"
6946	fuchsia auspicious asbestos-lined arcane researcher's warbear johns	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Hot Resistance: +5, Item Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xVolley", Last Available: "2013-12"
6947	twirling pulsating warbear accoutrements chunk	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6948	manspreader's dangerous brainy warbear goggles	0		Mysticality: +5, Weapon Damage: +10, Monster Level: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6949	warbear snowblindness goggles of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6950	upside-down smooth warbear polarized goggles of the bloodbag of the businessman	0		Moxie: +15, Maximum HP: +100, Meat Drop: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6951	wizardly strapping warbear laser bowtie of vim and vigor	0		Muscle: +5, Mysticality: +25, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6952	yellow blinking avaricious warbear plasma bowtie	0		Meat Drop: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6953	blurry brawny warbear nuclear bowtie of the storm of Leguizamo	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Monster Level: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6954	skewed MacGyver's supercharged deadly warbear warscarf	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Maximum MP: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6955	warbear fleece-lined warscarf of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6956	knitted sinister deadly warbear warscarf	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Spell Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6957	blurry warbear requisition box	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6958	blinking red warbear exo-arm	0		Class: "Seal Clubber", Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6959	hardy warbear foil hat	0		Maximum HP: +50, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 2xPotato, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-12"
6960	warbear energy bracers	0		Class: "Pastamancer", Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6961	resourceful warbear oil pan of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Maximum MP: +50, Class: "Sauceror", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spray Hot Grease", Last Available: "2013-12"
6962	green warbear laser beacon	0		Class: "Disco Bandit", Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6963	tumbling thinker's warbear exhaust manifold	0		Mysticality: +10, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6964	yellow warbear jackhammer drill press	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6965	warbear auto-anvil	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6966	squat warbear induction oven	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6967	tumbling warbear chemistry lab	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6968	shaking warbear officer requisition box	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6969	blue warbear empathy chip	0		Skill: "Psychokinetic Hug", Last Available: "2013-12"
6970	shaking warbear drone assembler	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6971	huge warbear breakfast machine assembler	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6972	blind-packed die-cast toy	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6973	yellow avaricious die-cast Bashful the Reindeer	0		Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2013-12"
6974	smelly die-cast Doc the Reindeer	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6975	nippy die-cast Dopey the Reindeer	0		Cold Damage: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6976	red savvy die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Last Available: "2013-12"
6977	die-cast Happy the Reindeer of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2013-12"
6978	jittery curative die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2013-12"
6979	smooth die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer	0		Moxie: +15, Last Available: "2013-12"
6980	frightening die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
6981	narrow nasty die-cast factory worker elf	0		Stench Damage: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
6982	die-cast gift-wrapping elf of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2013-12"
6983	hale die-cast middle-management elf	0		Maximum HP: +20, Last Available: "2013-12"
6984	pulsating wicked die-cast pencil-pusher elf	0		Spell Damage: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
6985	lard-coated die-cast stocking-stuffer elf	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2013-12"
6986	shaking sizzling die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign	0		Hot Damage: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6987	asbestos-lined die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
6988	green Temple Grandin's Samson's die-cast death ray in a pear tree	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Familiar Weight: +7, Last Available: "2013-12"
6989	die-cast turtle mech of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Last Available: "2013-12"
6990	jittery die-cast Swiss hen of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2013-12"
6991	blinking hale die-cast killing bird	0		Maximum HP: +20, Last Available: "2013-12"
6992	hardy die-cast ring	0		Maximum HP: +50, Last Available: "2013-12"
6993	die-cast goose a-laying of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2013-12"
6994	cyan slick die-cast swarm a-swarming	0		Moxie: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6995	spinning padded die-cast blade a-spinning	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Last Available: "2013-12"
6996	lion tamer's die-cast arc-welding Elfborg	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Last Available: "2013-12"
6997	fuchsia blinking shaking grievous die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2013-12"
6998	jittery curative wholesome die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2013-12"
6999	tumbling Temple Grandin's steel-toed die-cast Father Crimborg	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Familiar Weight: +7, Last Available: "2013-12"
7000	aromatic scandalous die-cast Don Crimbo	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2013-12"
7001	Tesla stiffened die-cast Uncle Hobo	0		Damage Reduction: 1, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2013-12"
7002	fireproof die-cast Father Crimbo of the sweet-tooth	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2013-12"
7003	The Smith's Tome	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-12", Skill: "Summon Smithsness"
7004	cold-filtered boiled modified narrow twirling Flaskfull of Hollow	0		Effect: "Seriously Mutated", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2013-12"
7005	ghostly blinking lump of Brituminous coal	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7006	powdered handful of Smithereens	1	awesome	Effect: "Chorale of Companionship", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2013-12"
7007	bland olive Every Day is Like This Sundae	3	decent	Last Available: "2013-12"
7008	gigantic bland pulsating Miserable Pie	7	decent	Last Available: "2013-12"
7009	spoiled skewed This Charming Flan	4	crappy	Last Available: "2013-12"
7010	strong artisanal yellow Irish Coffee, English Heart	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2013-12"
7011	perfectly mixed practically non-alcoholic Strikes Again Bigmouth	1	super ultra EPIC	Last Available: "2013-12"
7012	special lousy Paint A Vulgar Pitcher	3	decent	Effect: "Speed of the Internet", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2013-12"
7013	mirror mirror Golden Light	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7014	green Louder Than Bomb	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7015	Handsome Devil	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7016	tumbling chilly careful sharpshooter's Sinatra's Work is a Four Letter Sword	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Monster Level: -10, Cold Damage: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
7017	baleful razor-sharp dance instructor's Staff of the Headmaster's Victuals of vim and vigor	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Spell Damage: +25, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2013-12"
7018	censurious banded Da Vinci's sage Sheila Take a Crossbow	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Experience (Mysticality): +5, Damage Absorption: +100, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2013-12"
7019	upside-down electrified Herculean A Light that Never Goes Out of the dark arts of Flo-Jo	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Initiative: +100, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2013-12"
7020	rosy-cheeked banded Half a Purse of vim and vigor of the brazier	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Maximum HP Percent: 80, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2013-12"
7021	family-friendly Jack Frost's dog trainer's resourceful Hairpiece On Fire	0		Maximum MP: +50, Experience (familiar): +1, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-12"
7022	gravedigger's Vicar's Tutu of Gandalf of the empath of the overflowing toilet	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Familiar Weight: +5, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1.2xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-12"
7023	friendly savvy Hand in Glove of the storm	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Familiar Weight: +3, Single Equip, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2013-12"
7024	upside-down scorching frosty Meat Tenderizer is Murder of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Hot Damage: +25, Class: "Seal Clubber", Last Available: "2013-12"
7025	nippy fortified strapping Ouija Board, Ouija Board	0		Muscle: +5, Damage Absorption: +60, Cold Damage: +10, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Last Available: "2013-12"
7026	squat nasty friendly Hand that Rocks the Ladle of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: 8, Stench Damage: +5, Class: "Pastamancer", Last Available: "2013-12"
7027	prompt Saucepanic of Calamity Jane of the boozehound	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Booze Drop: +100, Adventures: +3, Class: "Sauceror", Last Available: "2013-12"
7028	censurious thinker's Frankly Mr. Shank of the early riser	0		Mysticality: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Adventures: +7, Class: "Disco Bandit", Last Available: "2013-12"
7029	MacGyver's steel-toed occult Shakespeare's Sister's Accordion	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Damage Reduction: 9, Maximum MP: +100, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 15, Last Available: "2013-12"
7030	yellow steel-toed third-hand lantern	0		Damage Reduction: 9
7031	narrow loose purse strings	0		
7032	spoiled pickled egg	3	crappy	
7033	skewed cup of lukewarm tea	1	good	
7034	warbear soda machine assembler	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7035	warbear box	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7036	warbear high-efficiency still	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7037	blurry warbear LP-ROM burner	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7038	warbear gyrocopter	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7039	boiled warbear robo-camouflage unit	0		Effect: "You Know Who to Call", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2013-12"
7040	warbear beeping telegram	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7041	teal twirling warbear procedural hilarity drone	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-12"
7042	warbear metalworking primer	0		Skill: "Shrap", Last Available: "2013-12"
7043	narrow lime green warbear sequential gaiety distribution system	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7044	super-aerosolized glass slipper	0		Effect: "Polka Face", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2014-12"
7045	pickled squat antimatter wad	1	awesome	Last Available: "2013-12"
7046	unsweetened aerosolized warmed warbear superpotion	0		Effect: "Florid Cheeks", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2013-12"
7047	boiled ionized warbear liquid lasers	0		Effect: "Jackasses' Symphony of Destruction", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2013-12"
7048	unsweetened pressed warbear rejuvenation potion	0		Effect: "Chari Tea", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2013-12"
7049	squat broken warbear gyrocopter	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7050	flavorless pulsating lime green warbear gyro	3	decent	Last Available: "2013-12"
7051	magnetized electrified recording of Rolando's Rondo of Resisto	0		Effect: "Hypercubed", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2013-12"
7052	warbear metalworking primer (used)	0		Skill: "Shrap", Last Available: "2013-12"
7053	warbear empathy chip (used)	0		Skill: "Psychokinetic Hug", Last Available: "2013-12"
7054	spinning warbear drone codes	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7055	rotten breakfast mess	3	crappy	Last Available: "2013-12"
7056	warbear breakfast machine	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7057	delicious skewed breakfast miracle	4	awesome	Last Available: "2013-12"
7058	cold-filtered extra-ionized Cloaca Cola Polar	0		Effect: "Joy", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2013-12"
7059	warbear soda machine	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7060	festive warbear bank	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7061	ghostly grimstone mask	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7062	praying Grim Brother	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-12"
7063	Grim Brothers' story book	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7064	hibernating Grimstone Golem	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-12"
7065	mixed pulsating grim fairy tale	1	awesome	Effect: "Enraged", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2014-12"
7066	grimstone galoshes	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7067	modified single of Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	0		Effect: "damage.enh", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2010-02"
7068	diffused twirling single of Donho's Bubbly Ballad	0		Effect: "The Smile of Mr. A.", Effect Duration: 21
7069	purple Discontent&trade; Winter Garden Catalog	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-01"
7070	packet of winter seeds	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7071	stale snow berries	3	decent	Last Available: "2014-01"
7072	bland purple ice harvest	4	decent	Last Available: "2014-01"
7073	oxidized double-moist blinking frost flower	0		Effect: "Full of Wist", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2014-01"
7074	liquefied modified pulsating snow cleats	0		Effect: "Aspect of the GravyPlum Fairy", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2014-01"
7075	energized improved gray liquid ice pack	0		Effect: "Bats in the Belfry", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2014-01"
7076	snow boards	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7077	bland blinking tumbling snow crab	3	decent	Last Available: "2014-01"
7078	bad spinning Ice Island Long Tea	3	decent	Last Available: "2014-01"
7079	unfinished ice sculpture	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7080	skewed ice sculpture	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7081	ice house	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7082	snow machine	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7083	spinning occult snow mobile	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Lantern: 1, Lantern Element: "Cold", Last Available: "2014-01"
7084	bouncing blinking lard-coated ice bucket	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2014-01"
7085	coward's extremely unsafe snow shovel	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Monster Level: -20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2014-01"
7086	olive squat executive stiffened bod-ice of Calamity Jane	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Meat Drop: +40, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2014-01"
7087	mansplainer's medical-grade educational thinker's snow belt	0		Mysticality: +10, Experience: +1, Monster Level: +15, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2014-01"
7088	reassuring careful forbidden brawny ice nine	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Monster Level: -10, Spooky Resistance: +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2014-01"
7089	snow fort	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7090	hand-crafted En Una Fila Tequila	4	EPIC	
7091	Skully's hot chocolate	1	decent	
7092	inspector's gravedigger's warbear dress helmet	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Item Drop: +15, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-12"
7093	bouncing spinning hale warbear dress bracers of mayonnaise	0		Maximum HP: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
7094	hale healthy warbear dress greaves	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Maximum HP: +20, Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-12"
7095	blinking studded quilted sweatband	0		Damage Absorption: 120, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2014-12"
7096	narrow deadly Sinatra's gym shorts	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Weapon Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xGhuol, cap 25", Last Available: "2014-12"
7097	rosewater-soaked experienced ankleweights	0		Experience: +2, Stench Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-12"
7098	executive scorching hardy studded sweat socks	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Maximum HP: +50, Hot Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +40, Drops Items, Last Available: "2014-12"
7099	pint of sweat	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7100	Jerks' Health&trade; Magazine	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7101	twisted pulsating tumbling Five Second Energy&trade;	1		Last Available: "2014-12"
7102	pixie axie	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7103	oxidized narrow powder	0		Effect: "Oily Flavor", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2014-12"
7104	wizardly licorice whip	0		Mysticality: +25, Last Available: "2014-12"
7105	anise-flavored venom	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7106	bad snakebite	3	decent	Last Available: "2014-12"
7107	fireproof flame-wreathed candy stick	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2014-12"
7108	normal pulsating pecan	3	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7109	decent shaking pecan pie	4	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7110	mirror chocolate-stained collar	0		Candy Drop: +25, Last Available: "2014-12"
7111	huge stale purple candy mountain oyster	8	decent	Last Available: "2014-12"
7112	weak artisanal chocotini	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-12"
7113	miser's family-friendly chocolate rabbit's foot of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2014-12"
7114	normal candy carrot	3	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7115	miniature normal candy carrot cake	2	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7116	energetic Socratic carrot-on-a-stick	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2014-12"
7117	skewed wholesome baleful weasel stomping pants	0		Spell Damage: +25, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xGhoul, cap 20", Last Available: "2014-12"
7118	moldy immense special bouncing mulberry	7	crappy	Effect: "Sparkling Consciousness", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2014-12"
7119	smooth ghostly fuchsia mulled berry wine	3	awesome	Last Available: "2014-12"
7120	lemony scales	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7121	lemon party hat of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, cap 12", Last Available: "2014-12"
7122	Tesla lemon shirt	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2014-12"
7123	twirling ruddy lemon drop trousers	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Lasts Until Rollover, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato, cap 12", Last Available: "2014-12"
7124	liquefied pressed boiled jittery lemonhead caviar	0		Effect: "The Wisdom... of the Future", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2014-12"
7125	horrifying brawny gummi sword	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Spooky Damage: +25, Last Available: "2014-12"
7126	pressed activated small gummi fin	0		Effect: "Yet tea", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2014-12"
7127	auspicious chocolate cow bone	0		Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2014-12"
7128	electrified ionized jittery squat gummi fang	0		Effect: "Berry Statistical", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2014-12"
7129	spoiled mirror ghostly leftover canap&eacute;s	3	crappy	Last Available: "2014-12"
7130	high-proof hand-crafted magnum of champagne	9	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-12"
7131	nippy veiny groovy cow creamer	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Maximum HP: +10, Cold Damage: +10, Last Available: "2014-12"
7132	frozen activated olive Outer Wolf&trade; cologne	0		Effect: "Oily Flavor", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2014-12"
7133	mirror lupine appetite hormones	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7134	blurry Jeselnik's wolf whistle of the early riser	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Adventures: +7, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blow Wolf Whistle", Last Available: "2014-12"
7135	yummy twirling witch's bread	3	awesome	Last Available: "2014-12"
7136	polymerized colloidal twirling shaking witch's brew	0		Effect: "Techno Bliss", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2014-12"
7137	chilly clever Samson's witch's bra	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Maximum MP: +20, Cold Damage: +5, Last Available: "2014-12"
7138	aged narrow mid-level medieval mead	4	awesome	Last Available: "2014-12"
7139	warmed upside-down pulsating R&uuml;mpelstiltz	0		Effect: "Eyes All Black", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2014-12"
7140	jittery spinning wheel	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7141	triple-quantum hi-octane carrot juice	0		Effect: "[800]Chocolate Reign", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2014-12"
7142	chilled hare brush	0		Effect: "Human-Demon Hybrid", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2014-12"
7143	Annie Oakley's energetic hare pin	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-12"
7144	blue odd coin	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7145	normal half-sized teal cinnamon cannoli	2	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7146	smooth extra-dry expensive champagne	5	awesome	Last Available: "2014-12"
7147	double-liquefied improved super-Vulcanized narrow polo trophy	0		Effect: "Super Skill", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2014-12"
7148	oil painting	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7149	rosary	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7150	ornate dowsing rod	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7151	straw	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7152		0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7153	pulsating red clay	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7154	filling	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7155	parchment	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7156	upside-down glass	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7157	mirror fire hose of the pedagogue of vim and vigor of the blizzard	0		Experience: +3, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xVolley, cap 37", Last Available: "2014-12"
7158	flavorless diet squat fireman's lunch	1	decent	Last Available: "2014-12"
7159	mirror ghostly fireproof gravedigger's plain paper hat of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Spooky Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, cap 37", Last Available: "2014-12"
7160	enchanted rotten narrow ice cream sandwich	4	crappy	Effect: "Mucilaginous Mentalism", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2014-12"
7161	stanky dog trainer's &quot;honey&quot; dipper of mayonnaise	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2014-12"
7162	big decent plumber's lunch	5	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7163	toasty slick skull gearshift knob of Leguizamo	0		Moxie: +10, Monster Level: +20, Hot Damage: +5, Last Available: "2014-12"
7164	decent big nachos of the night	5	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7165	quilted Newton's educational Sketcherz&trade;	0		Experience: +1, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Damage Absorption: +40, Last Available: "2014-12"
7166	moldy miniature can of Adultwitch&trade;	2	crappy	Last Available: "2014-12"
7167	ionized cyan smudge stick	0		Effect: "Pemmican't", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2014-12"
7168	super-energized wet wall	0		Effect: "Curse of the Black Pearl Onion", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2014-12"
7169	tolerable weak tankard of ale	2	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7170	extra-modified shaking scroll case	0		Effect: "Adapt to Change Eventually", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2014-12"
7171	triple-pickled colloidal ionized jug of &quot;wine&quot;	0		Effect: "Hypercubed", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2014-12"
7172	ghostly juggling ball	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7173	crappy camera	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7174	fancy gigantic decent humble pie	9	good	Effect: "Coated Arms", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2014-12"
7175	yellow shaking small golem	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7176	shaking crappy camera	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7177	moist crappy waiter disguise	0		Effect: "Triangle, Man", Effect Duration: 33
7178	Copperhead Charm	0		
7179	wobbly The First Pizza	0		
7180	The Lacrosse Stick of Lacoronado	0		
7181	The Eye of the Stars	0		
7182	The Stankara Stone	0		
7183	Murphy's Rancid Black Flag	0		
7184	The Shield of Brook	0		
7185	blinking Red Zeppelin ticket	0		
7186	Copperhead Charm (rampant)	0		
7187	drinkable unnamed cocktail	4	good	
7188	wobbly spinning handful of tips	0		
7189	steel-toed unrequired jacket	0		Damage Reduction: 9
7190	flame-wreathed tommy gun	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unload Tommy Gun"
7191	drum of tommy ammo	0		
7192	spinning throwing knife	0		
7193	throwing spoon	0		
7194	pulsating throwing fork	0		
7195	greasy veiny breadchucks	0		Maximum HP: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
7196	blinking shuriken salad	0		
7197	combat fan of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20
7198	friendly experienced silk skirt	0		Experience: +2, Familiar Weight: +3, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 38"
7199	wobbly blowdart	0		
7200	Buddy Bjorn of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2014-02"
7201	ghostly cyan skewed executive miser's The Nuge's favorite crossbow of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Meat Drop: 50
7202	diet rotten sweet roll Alabama	1	crappy	
7203	greedy Saturday Night Special	0		Meat Drop: +20
7204	lynyrd snare	0		
7205	blinking fleetwood chain of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25
7206	artisanal Green Manalishi	3	EPIC	
7207	blade of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15
7208	maroon fire of unknown origin	0		
7209	eagle's milk	1	awesome	
7210	aerosolized eagle feather	0		Effect: "You Know What's Up", Effect Duration: 63
7211	tarnished chilled green one pill	0		Effect: "Deadly Flashing Blade", Effect Duration: 17
7212	red friendly Jefferson wings	0		Familiar Weight: +3
7213	cyan fleetwood macaroni	0		
7214	cheesy eagle sauce	0		
7215	adequate thick special fleetwood mac 'n' cheese	5	good	Effect: "Hyperoxygenated Blood", Effect Duration: 30
7216	twirling lynyrd skin	0		
7217	flame-wreathed lynyrdskin cap	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xVolley, cap 42"
7218	wobbly hardy lynyrdskin tunic	0		Maximum HP: +50
7219	twirling lynyrdskin breeches of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1.5xGhuol, cap 42"
7220	pulsating cigarette lighter	0		
7221	spinning priceless diamond	0		
7222	artisanal strong narrow Flamin' Whatshisname	5	EPIC	
7223	pressed quadruple-irradiated jittery lynyrd musk	0		Effect: "Expert Vacationer", Effect Duration: 16
7224	skewed Oprah's Kashmir sweater of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +50
7225	bland custard pie	3	decent	
7226	tea for one	1	decent	
7227	perfectly mixed bottle of Evermore	3	EPIC	
7228	mirror box	0		
7229	smooth huge wine	3	awesome	
7230	perfectly mixed blurry rum	3	EPIC	
7231	hand-crafted wobbly Murderer's Punch	3	EPIC	
7232	snack-sized rotten velvet cake	2	crappy	
7233	liquefied letter	0		Effect: "Egg-stortionary Tactics", Effect Duration: 61
7234	lime green skewed MacGyver's book of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Maximum MP: +100
7235	inspector's Tesla masque	0		Item Drop: +15, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip
7236	banded red-hot poker	0		Damage Absorption: +100
7237	Red X Shield of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50
7238	dance instructor's badge of the dark arts	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Single Equip
7239	upside-down aromatic Da Vinci's shirt	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Stench Resistance: +1
7240	avaricious ruddy coat	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Meat Drop: +30
7241	beefcake's strapping shoe	0		Muscle: 30, Single Equip
7242	fuchsia button	0		
7243	button	0		
7244	quantum blood cells	0		Effect: "Balls of Ectoplasm", Effect Duration: 68
7245	super-corrupted moist eye	0		Effect: "Sweet, Nuts", Effect Duration: 59
7246	glark cable	0		
7247	Jack Frost's medical-grade Red Fox glove	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Attacks Can't Miss, Single Equip
7248	unsweetened shaking foxglove	0		Effect: "Salty Mouth", Effect Duration: 50
7249	blinking Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette	0		
7250	tumbling electrified banded wicked Sneaky Pete's jacket of horror	0		Spell Damage: +5, Damage Absorption: +100, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Softcore Only, Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-03", Softcore Only: [1-path(Avatar of Sneaky Pete)]
7251	upside-down shaking jug of Sneaky Pete's Mojo	0		Free Pull
7252	blinking shot of Sneaky Pete's Mojo	0		Free Pull
7253	cyan huge Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy	0		
7254	really cocktail shaker	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7255	practically non-alcoholic special aged tumbling mini-martini	1	awesome	Effect: "Smelly Pants", Effect Duration: 50
7256	smoke grenade	0		
7257	boiled yellow molotov soda	1	decent	Effect: "Strength of Ten Ettins", Effect Duration: 35
7258	modified triple-pressed pile of ashes	0		Effect: "Big Flaming Whip", Effect Duration: 39
7259	upside-down crate of firebombs	0		
7260	firebomb	0		
7261	vibrating deadly Sneaky Pete's basket of the dark arts	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Maximum MP Percent: +10
7262	&quot;I Love Me, Vol. I&quot;	0		
7263	skewed photograph of a dog	0		
7264	photograph of a nugget	0		
7265	pulsating photograph of an ostrich egg	0		
7266	disposable instant camera	0		
7267	miser's energetic hale Sneaky Pete's jacket (collar popped) of Leguizamo	0		Maximum HP: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Monster Level: +20, Meat Drop: +10, Softcore Only, Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-03", Softcore Only: [1-path(Avatar of Sneaky Pete)]
7268	fuchsia Letter for Melvign the Gnome	0		
7269	ghostly Professor What garment	0		
7270	&quot;2 Love Me, Vol. 2&quot;	0		
7271	Thinknerd Blind-Packed Toy	0		
7272	plastic Professor What of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
7273	plastic Jared the Duskwalker of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50
7274	frosty plastic Duke Starkiller	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10
7275	slick plastic Gary Claybender	0		Moxie: +10
7276	flame-retardant plastic Captain Kerkard	0		Hot Resistance: +1
7277	nitrogenated robot grease	0		Effect: "Resilient Spirit", Effect Duration: 59
7278	returned Thinknerd package	0		
7279	quantum concentrated gray wind-up Whatsian robot	0		Effect: "Heart Aflame", Effect Duration: 53
7280	corrupted anodized wind-up vampire teeth	0		Effect: "Appeteyes", Effect Duration: 31
7281	wet dry mirror spinning wind-up navigation droid	0		Effect: "Ruthlessly Efficient", Effect Duration: 63
7282	moist cyan shaking wind-up owl	0		Effect: "A View to Some Meat", Effect Duration: 68
7283	unsweetened triple-pickled wind-up ensign	0		Effect: "Celestial Body", Effect Duration: 68
7284	deadly smooth crying statue earrings	0		Moxie: +15, Weapon Damage: +5, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover
7285	miser's smelly plastic Duskwalker necklace	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +10, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover
7286	miser's plastic replica blaster pistol of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Meat Drop: +10, Lasts Until Rollover
7287	Sinatra's educational Gary Claybender's Time Screwer	0		Experience: +1, Experience (Moxie): +5, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover
7288	shaking Lo Pan's Space Tourist palmdoctor of the businessman	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Meat Drop: +50, Lasts Until Rollover
7289	Lo Pan's Tesla sage amok putter	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +30, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
7290	moldy jumbo amok pudding	5	crappy	
7291	deactivated putty buddy	0		
7292	red blinking putty coat	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7293	frozen gray can of V-11	0		Effect: "Fishy Fortification", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2014-03"
7294	auspicious energetic elevennis shoes	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2014-03"
7295	red elevent	0		Last Available: "2014-03"
7296	gray prompt elevenderizing hammer of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2014-03"
7297	crafty Professor What T-Shirt	0		Maximum MP: +10
7298	heavy-duty bendy straw	0		
7299	ghostly pellet of plant food	0		
7300	maroon sewing kit	0		
7301	purple Spookyraven billiards room key	0		
7302	Spookyraven library key	0		
7303	Lady Spookyraven's necklace	0		
7304	mirror telegram from Lady Spookyraven	0		
7305	upside-down Lady Spookyraven's powder puff	0		
7306	Lady Spookyraven's finest gown	0		
7307	blinking Lady Spookyraven's dancing shoes	0		
7308	liquefied ionized eyebrow pencil	0		Effect: "Here's Mud in Your Eye", Effect Duration: 13
7309	dry bouncing rosewater cream	0		Effect: "Omphalotus Omnipresence", Effect Duration: 53
7310	anodized extra-alkaline bronzer	0		Effect: "Puzzle Fury", Effect Duration: 50
7311	dance instructor's elegant nightstick of the bloodbag	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Maximum HP: +100
7312	still grill	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-06"
7313	blue mirror mirror box of hickory chips	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7314	skewed narrow poppet	0		
7315	rickety rocking horse	0		
7316	jack-in-the-box	0		
7317	jar of baby ghosts	0		
7318	miser's supercool beefcake's ghost of a necklace	0		Muscle: +25, Moxie Percent: +20, Meat Drop: +10
7319	tumbling wizardly Elizabeth's Dollie of the sweet-tooth	0		Mysticality: +25, Candy Drop: +100
7320	double-deionized mirror shaking Elizabeth's paintbrush	0		Effect: "Crud&eacute;", Effect Duration: 23
7321	wobbly auspicious energetic Stephen's lab coat	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Item Drop: +10
7322	super-boiled upside-down Stephen's secret formula	0		Effect: "Sneaky Serpentine Subtlety", Effect Duration: 19
7323	veiny Jacob's rung of Gandalf	0		Maximum HP: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +20
7324	compressed battery	1		Effect: "Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration", Effect Duration: 15
7325	weak hand-crafted skewed snakebite	2	EPIC	
7326	pulsating dance instructor's rubber ribcage of horror	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +25
7327	twisted bouncing synthetic marrow	1		
7328	triple-warmed vacuum-sealed spinning twirling funny bone	0		Effect: "Venomous Weapon", Effect Duration: 50
7329	squat horrifying half-melted spoon of bravery	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +5
7330	boiled maroon narrow the funk	1		
7331	yummy lime green gunky chicken	4	awesome	
7332	squat shaking dangerous doll head	0		Weapon Damage: +10
7333	droopy doll eye	0		
7334	voice box	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Pull Voice Box String"
7335	zippy paddle-ball of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Initiative: +20
7336	quadruple-adjusted corrupted mirror sound effects record	0		Effect: "Brain Freeze", Effect Duration: 36
7337	upside-down alphabet block	0		
7338	unsweetened polarized dancer	0		Effect: "Healthy, Elfy, and Wise", Effect Duration: 67
7339	music box mechanism	0		
7340	rock-hard moose antlers	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep, cap 27"
7341	non-altered diffused moose thought	0		Effect: "meat.enh", Effect Duration: 67
7342	moldy small upside-down moose chocolate	2	crappy	
7343	weak bad wobbly painting of a glass of wine	2	decent	
7344	narrow red oil painting of yourself	0		
7345	ornate picture frame	0		
7346	doll-eye amulet	0		Single Equip
7347	olive Usain Bolt's lion tamer's ghost toga	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Initiative: +80
7348	spoiled tiny blurry sheet cake	1	crappy	
7349	ghost key	0		
7350	jittery picture of you	0		
7351	flame-retardant quilted Herculean Staff of the Electric Range	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Damage Absorption: +40, Hot Resistance: +1
7352	decent massive narrow deluxe layer cake	8	good	
7353	mirror chunk of hot iron	0		
7354	lousy distilled red-hot boilermaker	5	decent	
7355	Usain Bolt's coal shovel	0		Initiative: +80, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Shovel Hot Coal"
7356	aerosolized galvanized bouncing hot coal	0		Effect: "Over-Familiar With Dactyls", Effect Duration: 38
7357	modified spinning coal dust	0		Effect: "Pie in the Sky", Effect Duration: 31
7358	knitted sharpshooter's Bram's choker of the sweet-tooth	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Cold Resistance: +3, Candy Drop: +100, Single Equip
7359	plaid swatch	0		
7360	yellow shaking plaid bandage	0		
7361	plaid pocket square of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7
7362	blue slick weightlifter's plaid skirt	0		Muscle: +15, Moxie: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 38"
7363	boiled wobbly bloodstain stick	0		Effect: "Joyful Resolve", Effect Duration: 36
7364	mirror fabric softener	0		
7365	irradiated deionized ghostly narrow fabric hardener	0		Effect: "Oiled Skin", Effect Duration: 65
7366	practically non-alcoholic tolerable jittery bottle of laundry sherry	1	good	
7367	super-warmed narrow industrial strength starch	0		Effect: "Disdain of the Storm Tortoise", Effect Duration: 61, Wiki Name: "industrial strength starch"
7368	adequate extra-flat panini	3	good	
7369	quantum blurry mangled finger	0		Effect: "Brother Smothers's Blessing", Effect Duration: 46
7370	tolerable Psychotic Train wine	4	good	
7371	crazy hobo notebook	0		
7372	adequate pie man was not meant to eat	4	good	
7373	Sinatra's sommelier's towel	0		Experience (Moxie): +5
7374	spinning miser's tarnished tastevin	0		Meat Drop: +10, Single Equip
7375	spoiled spinning actual tapas	3	crappy	
7376	teal ghast iron ingot	0		
7377	fortified supercool ghast iron cleaver	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Damage Absorption: +60
7378	wicked ghast iron Garibaldi of vim and vigor	0		Spell Damage: +5, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 14"
7379	upside-down pulsating Newton's ghast iron heater shield of the bloodbag	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Maximum HP: +100
7380	fireproof Jim Carey's ghast iron codpiece	0		Monster Level: +25, Hot Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 42"
7381	Pendant of Gargalesis of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60
7382	Little Geneticist DNA-Splicing Lab	0		Last Available: "2014-04"
7383	spinning wobbly DNA extraction syringe	0		Last Available: "2014-04"
7384	polarized Gene Tonic: Dude	0		Effect: "Crusty Head", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2014-04"
7385	cold-filtered Gene Tonic: Beast	0		Effect: "New Zeal", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2014-04"
7386	electrified quantum huge Gene Tonic: Construct	0		Effect: "Shrimpin' Ain't Easy", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2014-04"
7387	altered Gene Tonic: Undead	0		Effect: "Wreathed in Smoke", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2014-04"
7388	improved corrupted Gene Tonic: Humanoid	0		Effect: "Insulated Trousers", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2014-04"
7389	triple-aerosolized olive Gene Tonic: Insect	0		Effect: "Adapt to Change Eventually", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2014-04"
7390	dry vacuum-sealed blue Gene Tonic: Hippy	0		Effect: "Gummibrain", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2014-04"
7391	cold-filtered energized skewed shaking Gene Tonic: Orc	0		Effect: "Sweet and Yellow", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2014-04"
7392	boiled Gene Tonic: Demon	0		Effect: "Witch's Brood", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2014-04"
7393	quantum Gene Tonic: Horror	0		Effect: "Jalape&ntilde;o Saucesphere", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2014-04"
7394	diffused Gene Tonic: Fish	0		Effect: "Tiki Toughness", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2014-04"
7395	unsweetened triple-improved Gene Tonic: Goblin	0		Effect: "Egg on your Face", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2014-04"
7396	super-polymerized moist lime green pulsating Gene Tonic: Pirate	0		Effect: "Gemini Rising", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2014-04"
7397	activated quadruple-aerosolized huge blue Gene Tonic: Plant	0		Effect: "Egged On", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2014-04"
7398	activated wobbly huge Gene Tonic: Weird	0		Effect: "Prelude of Precision", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2014-04"
7399	electrified tarnished flattened Gene Tonic: Elf	0		Effect: "Pretending to Pretend", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2014-04"
7400	deionized ionized Gene Tonic: Mer-kin	0		Effect: "Chalked Weapon", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2014-04"
7401	extra-corrupted Gene Tonic: Slime	0		Effect: "The Magic of Sharing", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2014-04"
7402	irradiated extra-electrified narrow Gene Tonic: Penguin	0		Effect: "Bootyliciousness", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2014-04"
7403	quadruple-enhanced Gene Tonic: Elemental	0		Effect: "Devil Inside", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2014-04"
7404	super-alkaline moist huge Gene Tonic: Constellation	0		Effect: "Squirming Like a Toad", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2014-04"
7405	adjusted Gene Tonic: Hobo	0		Effect: "Feet of Watermelon", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2014-04"
7406	purple narrow squat Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#1)	0		
7407	Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#2)	0		
7408	red Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#3)	0		
7409	huge Steam Card: Space Trip (#1)	0		
7410	bouncing Steam Card: Space Trip (#2)	0		
7411	Steam Card: Space Trip (#3)	0		
7412	tumbling Steam Card: Meteoid (#1)	0		
7413	blinking Steam Card: Meteoid (#2)	0		
7414	Steam Card: Meteoid (#3)	0		
7415	squat Steam Card: DemonStar (#1)	0		
7416	skewed ghostly Steam Card: DemonStar (#2)	0		
7417	Steam Card: DemonStar (#3)	0		
7418	Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#1)	0		
7419	Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#2)	0		
7420	olive Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#3)	0		
7421	huge pencil thin mushroom	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7422	Paradaisical Cheeseburger recipe	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7423	salty sailor salt	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7424	bike rental broupon	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7425	wobbly Taco Dan's Taco Stand Cocktail Sauce Bottle	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7426	pulsating sprinkle shaker	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7427	chilled super-enhanced skewed sleight-of-hand mushroom	0		Effect: "Puddingskin", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2014-05"
7428	Taco Dan's Taco Stand's Taco Receipt	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7429	Beach Buck	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7430	colloidal polymerized Fun-Guy spore	0		Effect: "Tingly Wrists", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2014-05"
7431	dry upside-down Boletus Broletus mushroom	0		Effect: "Saucemastery", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2014-05"
7432	magnetized alkaline Omphalotus Omphaloskepsis mushroom	0		Effect: "Rain Dancin'", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2014-05"
7433	super-irradiated tumbling fuchsia Gyromitra Dynomita mushroom	0		Effect: "Purpose", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2014-05"
7434	galvanized blurry Helvella Haemophilia mushroom	0		Effect: "Blessing of Charcoatl", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2014-05"
7435	ionized extra-warmed Stemonitis Staticus mushroom	0		Effect: "Dirge of Dreadfulness", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2014-05"
7436	dry tumbling cyan Tremella Tarantella mushroom	0		Effect: "Hood Ridin'", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2014-05"
7437	teal blurry Pastaco shell	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7438	immense normal Beefy Crunch Pastaco	10	good	Last Available: "2014-05"
7439	moldy half-sized blinking Brain Food Pastaco	2	crappy	Last Available: "2014-05"
7440	snack-sized decent bouncing Cool Brunch Pastaco	2	good	Last Available: "2014-05"
7441	snack-sized adequate tumbling Medical Pastaco	2	good	Last Available: "2014-05"
7442	jumbo normal bouncing Energy Buzz Pastaco	5	good	Last Available: "2014-05"
7443	spoiled huge Ludovico Pastaco	3	crappy	Last Available: "2014-05"
7444	mediocre shaking overpowering mushroom wine	3	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7445	drinkable complex mushroom wine	4	good	Last Available: "2014-05"
7446	weak hand-crafted huge teal smooth mushroom wine	2	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	Last Available: "2014-05"
7447	lousy blood-red mushroom wine	3	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7448	hand-crafted buzzing mushroom wine	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-05"
7449	aged mirror swirling mushroom wine	3	awesome	Last Available: "2014-05"
7450	normal squat Taco Dan's Basic Taco Dan Taco	3	good	Last Available: "2014-05"
7451	stale jumbo Taco Dan's Taco Fish Fish Taco	5	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7452	upside-down Taco Dan's Super Taco-Riffic Taco Sauce!	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7453	perfectly mixed regular-size brogurt	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-05"
7454	triple-distilled hand-crafted super-size brogurt	8	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-05"
7455	tolerable distilled broberry brogurt	5	good	Last Available: "2014-05"
7456	tolerable triple-distilled brocolate brogurt	7	good	Last Available: "2014-05"
7457	perfectly mixed spirit-forward French bronilla brogurt	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-05"
7458	History's Most Offensive Jokes, Vol. IX	0		Skill: "Unoffendable", Last Available: "2014-05"
7459	Now You're Cooking With Grease	0		Skill: "Grease Up", Last Available: "2014-05"
7460	Sloppy Seconds Diner Employee Handbook	0		Skill: "Sloppy Secrets", Last Available: "2014-05"
7461	industrial strength anti-fungal spray	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7462	nippy Brogre brorts	0		Cold Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xGhuol, cap 25", Last Available: "2014-05"
7463	upside-down manspreader's Brogre brolo shirt	0		Monster Level: +10, Last Available: "2014-05"
7464	fireproof Brogre bucket hat	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr, cap 14", Last Available: "2014-05"
7465	mirror yellow Spring Break Beach tattoo coupon	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7466	airplane charter: Spring Break Beach	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-05"
7467	yellow one-day ticket to Spring Break Beach	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7468	red zippy auspicious Sinatra's 8-billed baseball cap	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Item Drop: +10, Initiative: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr, cap 12", Last Available: "2014-05"
7469	pulsating dog trainer's ruddy extremely wet T-shirt of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Experience (familiar): +1, Last Available: "2014-05"
7470	tumbling curative fortified shrimp fork of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Damage Absorption: +60, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2014-05"
7471	improved BROS Energy Drink	0		Effect: "Saucefingers", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2014-05"
7472	nitrogenated go-go potion	0		Effect: "Space Cowboy", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2014-05"
7473	extra-corrupted flattened upside-down shrimp cocktail	0		Effect: "Cranberry Cordiality", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2014-05"
7474	altered quantum maroon Yolo&trade; chocolates	0		Effect: "[1342]Slicked-Back Do", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2020-09"
7475	tumbling string of moist beads of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Last Available: "2014-05"
7476	Ultimate Mind Destroyer	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7477	wet modified Meat-inflating powder	0		Effect: "Mmmmmelon", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2014-05"
7478	possessed sugar cube	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7479	quadruple-diffused sugar fairy	0		Effect: "Al Dente Inferno", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2014-05"
7480	extra-altered sugar bunny	0		Effect: "Disco Concentration", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2014-05"
7481	sweet tooth	0		Last Available: "2014-05", Wiki Name: "sweet tooth"
7482	practically non-alcoholic mediocre upside-down Rompedores de Fantasmas	1	decent	
7483	mediocre irresponsibly strong La Fantasma y La Oscuridad	9	decent	
7484	weak artisanal Fantasma en la M&aacute;quina	2	EPIC	
7485	loosening powder	0		
7486	shaking castoreum	0		
7487	drain dissolver	0		
7488	mirror twirling triple-distilled turpentine	0		
7489	detartrated anhydrous sublicalc	0		
7490	triatomaceous dust	0		
7491	lousy bottle of Chateau de Vinegar	3	decent	
7492	blasting soda	0		
7493	unstable fulminate	0		
7494	twirling olive wine bomb	0		
7495	lime green recipe: mortar-dissolving solution	0		
7496	bottled day	0		
7497	ghost formula	0		
7498	narrow Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette	0		
7499	cold-filtered Vulcanized twirling Hot 'n' Scarys	0		Effect: "Three Days Slow", Effect Duration: 50
7500	map	0		
7501		0		
7502	boiled pickled Texas tea	0		Effect: "Dancing Prowess", Effect Duration: 42
7503	dark hamethyst ring of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100
7504	squat horrifying dark baconstone ring	0		Spooky Damage: +25
7505	maroon jittery wobbly dark porquoise ring of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3
7506	Da Vinci's book	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Item Drop: +5
7507	cool cloak	0		Moxie: +5
7508	skewed label	0		
7509	super-sized flavorless upside-down Mornington crescent roll	5	decent	
7510	electrified eye shadow	0		Effect: "Vented Spleen", Effect Duration: 61
7511	yellow wobbly wobbly crumbling wheel	0		
7512	cold-filtered ionized galvanized teal narrow poppy	0		Effect: "Nutrient-Rich", Effect Duration: 48
7513	upside-down opium grenade	0		
7514	forbidden cool duonoculars	0		Moxie: +5, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Single Equip
7515	tumbling plastic rock	0		
7516	fuchsia witch's spare house key	0		
7517	careful studded spider leg	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Monster Level: -10
7518	wand of pigification	0		
7519	weak lousy twirling glass of bourbon	2	decent	
7520	tumbling burned government manual fragment	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7521	adequate government cheese	3	good	Last Available: "2014-05"
7522	squat coward's pair of government shades	0		Monster Level: -20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-05"
7523	space junk	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7524	altered government	0		Effect: "Spookypants", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2014-05"
7525	triple-modified altered mirror alien drugs	0		Effect: "Ichorous Eyesight", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2023-09"
7526	weird space book	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7527	alien force field disruptor bean	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7528	ghostly rosewater-soaked extremely unsafe government-issued night-vision goggles	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Stench Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-05"
7529	snack-sized moldy loaf of alien bread	2	crappy	Last Available: "2014-05"
7530	bland grilled cheese sandwich	3	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7531	twisted wobbly alien protein powder	1	good	Effect: "Physicali Tea", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2014-05"
7532	mediocre rocket fuel	4	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7533	alien source code printout	0		Skill: "Alien Source Code", Last Available: "2014-05"
7534	alien source code printout (used)	0		Skill: "Alien Source Code", Last Available: "2014-05"
7535	mediocre stealth bomber	4	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7536	space beast fur	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7537	twitching space egg	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7538	ramekin of space nuts	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2014-05"
7539	space beast fur hat of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley", Last Available: "2014-05"
7540	electrified space beast fur pants	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley", Last Available: "2014-05"
7541	pulsating Annie Oakley's space beast fur whip	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Last Available: "2014-05"
7542	spinning space invader	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7543	forbidden space heater of the boozehound	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Booze Drop: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heat Space", Last Available: "2014-05"
7544	space bar	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7545	lousy shaking space port	3	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7546	stiffened grievous space needle	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Damage Reduction: 1, Last Available: "2014-05"
7547	quantum tumbling buffed alien drugs	0		Effect: "Super-Mega-Ultra-Hyper-Charged", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2014-05"
7548	maroon hot ashes	0		Last Available: "2014-06"
7549	boiled concentrated ash soda	0		Effect: "Blessing of the Hot Linguine", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2014-06"
7550	ionized liquid smoke	0		Effect: "Oleaginous Soles", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2014-06"
7551	dry chilled blue narrow dollop of barbecue sauce	0		Effect: "Clean-Shaven", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2014-06"
7552	unsweetened improved bowl of marinade	0		Effect: "Gemini Rising", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2014-06"
7553	purple shaker of dry rub	0		Last Available: "2014-06"
7554	ionized bottle of lighter fluid	0		Effect: "Sweet Nostalgia", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2014-06"
7555	pulsating page	0		
7556	elephant gift	0		
7557	double-quantum tumbling blood cells	0		Effect: "Prince of Seaside Town", Effect Duration: 38
7558	hand-crafted high-proof wine	6	EPIC	
7559	denatured spinning gummi turtle	0		Effect: "Benetton's Medley of Diversity", Effect Duration: 40
7560	spinning turtle-shaped rock	0		
7561	magnetized quadruple-concentrated spinning giraffe-necked turtle	0		Effect: "Stands Alone", Effect Duration: 56
7562	ionized dry musk turtle	0		Effect: "Muscle Unbound", Effect Duration: 36
7563	vacuum-sealed anodized cyan programmable turtle	0		Effect: "I See Everything Thrice!", Effect Duration: 53
7564	frozen ionized colloidal mocking turtle	0		Effect: "Scarysauce", Effect Duration: 24
7565	fancy decent low-calorie ham steak	1	good	Effect: "Nano-juiced", Effect Duration: 40
7566	healthy time-twitching toolbelt	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Single Equip, Free Pull
7567	Chroner	0		
7568	tumbling green Jim Carey's deadly strapping Time Lord Badge of Honor	0		Muscle: +5, Weapon Damage: +5, Monster Level: +25
7569	wool sinister Time Bandit Badge of Courage of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Spell Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +1
7570	super-liquefied dry bouncing Friendliness Beverage	0		Effect: "Livin' Large", Effect Duration: 20
7571	Jeselnik's silent pea shooter of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Sleaze Damage: +25
7572	adequate D roll	4	good	
7573	horrifying Jack Frost's kiwi beak	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Damage: +25
7574	artisanal teal New Zealand iced tea	3	EPIC	
7575	yellow droll monocle of the brazier of horror	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
7576	tarnished modified future drug: Muscularactum	0		Effect: "Blackberry Politeness", Effect Duration: 22
7577	frozen maroon upside-down future drug: Smartinex	0		Effect: "Analog Drunk", Effect Duration: 46
7578	alkaline activated future drug: Coolscaline	0		Effect: "Power Ballad of the Arrowsmith", Effect Duration: 54
7579	twitching time capsule	0		
7580	diluted liquid shifting time weirdness	1		Effect: "Donho's Bubbly Ballad", Effect Duration: 5
7581	shifting time weirdness	0		Adventures: +4, PvP Fights: +4
7582	rotten spinning rack of dinosaur ribs	4	crappy	
7583	irresponsibly strong artisanal scotch on the rocks	8	EPIC	
7584	wobbly fireproof yabba dabba doo rag of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Hot Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 27"
7585	blinking frosty wicked wooly loincloth	0		Spell Damage: +5, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 27"
7586	helix fossil	0		
7587	S.S. Ticket	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7588	jittery Clan speakeasy	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-07"
7589	spirit-forward aged glass of &quot;milk&quot;	5	awesome	Last Available: "2014-07"
7590	strong delicious cup of &quot;tea&quot;	5	awesome	Last Available: "2014-07"
7591	tolerable thermos of &quot;whiskey&quot;	4	good	Last Available: "2014-07"
7592	smooth Lucky Lindy	4	awesome	Last Available: "2014-07"
7593	tolerable Bee's Knees	4	good	Last Available: "2014-07"
7594	aged wobbly Sockdollager	3	awesome	Last Available: "2014-07"
7595	triple-distilled hand-crafted ghostly Ish Kabibble	8	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-07"
7596	lousy Hot Socks	4	decent	Last Available: "2014-07"
7597	irresponsibly strong smooth pulsating Phonus Balonus	7	awesome	Last Available: "2014-07"
7598	artisanal watered-down Flivver	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-07"
7599	watered-down lousy Sloppy Jalopy	2	decent	Last Available: "2014-07"
7600	anodized magnetized flame	0		Effect: "It's Electric!", Effect Duration: 58
7601	enhanced temporary yak tattoo	0		Effect: "Disco Neuropathy", Effect Duration: 45
7602	electrified concentrated Fitspiration&trade; poster	0		Effect: "Cold Blooded", Effect Duration: 40
7603	activated jittery neckbeard	0		Effect: "Berry Experiential", Effect Duration: 13
7604	frozen artisanal hand-squeezed wheatgrass juice	0		Effect: "Dreams and Lights", Effect Duration: 42
7605	aerosolized vacuum-sealed wobbly punk patch	0		Effect: "Spooky Demeanor", Effect Duration: 48
7606	galvanized nitrogenated green steampunk potion	0		Effect: "Chief Executive Optimism", Effect Duration: 66
7607	dry twirling vial of swamp vapors	0		Effect: "Can Has Cyborger", Effect Duration: 12
7608	nitrogenated vacuum-sealed improved turtle mud	0		Effect: "Third Based", Effect Duration: 66
7609	alkaline bouncing blue Redeye&trade; Eyedrops	0		Effect: "Perfect Hair", Effect Duration: 68
7610	non-anodized super-oxidized activated Dweebisol&trade; inhaler	0		Effect: "Macho Profundo", Effect Duration: 50
7611	flattened skewed Lewd Lemmy Hair Oil	0		Effect: "Dwarven Hardiness", Effect Duration: 63
7612	energized spinning tomato soup poster	0		Effect: "Human-Hippy Hybrid", Effect Duration: 45
7613	extra-flattened bubblin' chemistry solution	0		Effect: "Really Deep Breath", Effect Duration: 13
7614	oxidized voodoo glowskull	0		Effect: "Heart of Green", Effect Duration: 65
7615	magnetized frozen narrow pygmy adder oil	0		Effect: "Crimbo Epiphany", Effect Duration: 28
7616	triple-pickled twirling pygmy witchhazel	0		Effect: "Sepia Tan", Effect Duration: 48
7617	adjusted blurry short deposition	0		Effect: "Blessing of Squirtlcthulli", Effect Duration: 27
7618	deionized extra-improved concentrated upside-down shaking straw pole	0		Effect: "Almost Cool", Effect Duration: 67
7619	extra-cold-filtered anodized ghostly copperhead potion	0		Effect: "Mariachi Mood", Effect Duration: 35
7620	warmed ninja fear powder	0		Effect: "Chari Tea", Effect Duration: 25
7621	frozen extra-wet ninja eyeblack	0		Effect: "You Drank Fish Wine", Effect Duration: 60
7622	electrified skewed button rouge	0		Effect: "Liquid Luck", Effect Duration: 63
7623	adjusted ghostly Red Army camouflage kit	0		Effect: "Chain Chain Chains", Effect Duration: 30
7624	quadruple-wet super-aerosolized lynyrd skinner toothblack	0		Effect: "Drunk With Power", Effect Duration: 19
7625	flattened green spinning flask of rainwater	0		Effect: "Almost Cool", Effect Duration: 20
7626	adjusted blinking oyster badge	0		Effect: "Saucemastery", Effect Duration: 57
7627	ionized tarnished altered blinking plastic Jefferson wings	0		Effect: "Cautious Prowl", Effect Duration: 62
7628	polarized yellow narrow dancing fan	0		Effect: "Rat-Faced", Effect Duration: 33
7629	liquefied shaking page of the Necrohobocon	0		Effect: "Glittering Eyelashes", Effect Duration: 23
7630	corrupted magic powder	0		Effect: "Smugness", Effect Duration: 40
7631	modified pulsating shaking friar's tonsure	0		Effect: "Browbeaten", Effect Duration: 66
7632	aerosolized government-issue identification badge	0		Effect: "New and Improved", Effect Duration: 21
7633	cold-filtered concentrated narrow alien hologram projector	0		Effect: "Space Cowboy", Effect Duration: 54
7634	double-liquefied modified irradiated turtle	0		Effect: "Can Has Cyborger", Effect Duration: 55
7635	Vulcanized dry gray cigar box turtle	0		Effect: "Uncucumbered", Effect Duration: 12
7636	reassuring shellacked shell of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: 4, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
7637	teal groovy pillow shell	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
7638	Temple Grandin's whatsit-covered turtle shell	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
7639	banded oil shell	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
7640	sizzling MacGyver's dance instructor's turtle shell	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Maximum MP: +100, Hot Damage: +10, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
7641	blurry shocked shell	0		Class: "Turtle Tamer", Damage Aura: 1
7642	cyan jittery ingot turtle	0		
7643	duty umbrella	0		Water Level: -2
7644	pool skimmer	0		
7645	life preserver	0		
7646	lightning milk	0		
7647	aquaconda brain	0		
7648	gray thunder thigh	0		
7649	boiled polymerized gourmet gourami oil	0		Effect: "OMG WTF", Effect Duration: 14
7650	deionized catfish whiskers	0		Effect: "Tennis Elbow-wow", Effect Duration: 62
7651	freshwater fishbone	0		
7652	fishbone catcher's mitt	0		
7653	shaking fishbone kneepads	0		Initiative: +60, Single Equip
7654	fishbone corset	0		
7655	wobbly fishbone fins	0		Single Equip
7656	fishbone facemask	0		Monster Level: -30
7657	blurry fishbone belt	0		Critical Hit Percent: +25, Weapon Damage: +25, Single Equip
7658	fishbone bracers	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Single Equip
7659	upside-down spinning wool neoprene skullcap	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 16"
7660	enhanced ionized goblin water	0		Effect: "Human-Penguin Hybrid", Effect Duration: 33
7661	dumb mud	0		
7662	flavorless Sogg-Os	3	decent	
7663	twirling lightning-fast resourceful groovy Lord Soggyraven's Slippers	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Maximum MP: +50, Initiative: +40, Single Equip
7664	polarized extra-oxidized Ancient Protector Soda	0		Effect: "Cold, Dead Hands", Effect Duration: 41
7665	oxidized colloidal pressed liquid ice	0		Effect: "Squid Squint", Effect Duration: 47
7666	tolerable weak Wet Russian	2	good	
7667	enchanted yummy filet of The Fish	3	awesome	Effect: "Infernal Thirst", Effect Duration: 10
7668	Thwaitgold spider statuette	0		
7669	blinking lard-coated energetic Sinatra's thunder down underwear	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover
7670	razor-sharp famous raincoat of wisdom of the blizzard	0		Mysticality: +15, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover
7671	Usain Bolt's auspicious personal trainer's lightning rod	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Item Drop: +10, Initiative: +80, Lasts Until Rollover
7672	Fonzie's law-abiding citizen cane	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Single Equip
7673	perfectly mixed weak legitimate business on the beach	2	EPIC	
7674	ribald hep waders	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xVolley, cap 12"
7675	enchanted adequate spinning jive turkey leg	3	good	Effect: "Seeing Colors", Effect Duration: 25
7676	scorching birdbone corset	0		Hot Damage: +25
7677	enhanced improved wobbly candy cigarette	0		Effect: "Crocodile Tear", Effect Duration: 42
7678	4-dimensional fez of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep, cap 12"
7679	throwing candy	0		
7680	deadly super-absorbent tarp	0		Weapon Damage: +5
7681	mediocre practically non-alcoholic pulsating unquiet spirits	1	decent	
7682	auspicious banjo kazoo mount	0		Item Drop: +10, Single Equip
7683	ionized skewed grass	0		Effect: "Swordholder", Effect Duration: 33
7684	lightning-fast Time Lord Participation Mug	0		Initiative: +40
7685	mansplainer's Time Bandit Time Towel of the sewer	0		Monster Level: +15, Stench Damage: +25
7686	lard-coated nippy Caveman Dan's favorite rock of courage	0		Cold Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +3, Single Equip
7687	cold-filtered pulsating dog ointment	0		Effect: "Poker Faced", Effect Duration: 58
7688	arcane researcher's gumshoes of the brazier	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
7689	frightening Sinatra's flapper floppers	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Spooky Damage: +5, Single Equip
7690	stiffened sneakeasies of the early riser	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Adventures: +7, Single Equip
7691	Socratic plastic nunchaku of the overflowing toilet	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2014-08"
7692	ghostly friendly hand whip of the bloodbag of the brazier	0		Maximum HP: +100, Familiar Weight: +3, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2014-08"
7693	zippy lion tamer's groovy glow-in-the-dark necklace	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Experience (familiar): +2, Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2014-08"
7694	Groll doll	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-08", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.6
7695	vibrating hale cap gun of the empath	0		Maximum HP: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Familiar Weight: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang!", Last Available: "2014-08"
7696	shaking dangerous cassette player of the dark arts	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-08"
7697	twirling olive chewable paper	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-08"
7698	rubber spider	0		Last Available: "2014-08"
7699	&quot;KICK ME&quot; sign	0		Last Available: "2014-08"
7700	vacuum-sealed tarnished squat gray confiscated comic book	0		Effect: "Corruption of Wretched Wally", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2014-08"
7701	quantum super-moist narrow confiscated cell phone	0		Effect: "Fudge Headache", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2014-08"
7702	tarnished enhanced confiscated love note	0		Effect: "Stone-Faced", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2014-08"
7703	yellow LCD game: Food Eater	0		Last Available: "2014-08"
7704	LCD game: Garbage River	0		Last Available: "2014-08"
7705	LCD game: Burger Belt	0		Last Available: "2014-08"
7706	The Confiscator's Grimoire	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-08", Skill: "Summon Confiscated Things"
7707	wet extra-pickled rubber nubbin	0		Effect: "Engorged Weapon", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2014-08"
7708	mirror personal trainer's rubber cape of the cheetah	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2014-08"
7709	lime green bouncing nippy steel-toed forbidden Thor's Pliers of chilblains	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Damage Reduction: 9, Cold Damage: 35, Attacks Can't Miss, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ply Reality", Last Available: "2014-09", Softcore Only: [1-path(Heavy Rains)]
7710	extra-unsweetened blinking candy UFOs	0		Effect: "Sharp Weapon", Effect Duration: 55
7711	padded stylish water wings for babies	0		Moxie: +25, Damage Absorption: +20
7712	beautiful rainbow	0		Last Available: "2014-11", Skill: "Belch The Rainbow"
7713	moldy gigantic lime green Strix stix	10	crappy	
7714	jittery aromatic Jim Carey's vampire pellet of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Monster Level: +25, Stench Resistance: +1
7715	lousy watered-down non-aged vinegar	2	decent	
7716	horrifying unsanitized scalpel	0		Spooky Damage: +25
7717	gladiator tunica of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10
7718	Samson's Roman sadnals	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Single Equip
7719	huge madius of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20
7720	double-paned radiator heater shield	0		Cold Resistance: +5
7721	pickled dry salt wages	0		Effect: "Mathematically Precise", Effect Duration: 20
7722	asbestos-lined centurion helmet	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, atk, cap 25"
7723	bouncing Chroner cross	0		
7724	bouncing skewed clever pteruges	0		Maximum MP: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, atk, cap 25"
7725	polymerized colloidal Bruno's blessing of Mars	0		Effect: "Natural 20", Effect Duration: 68
7726	galvanized warmed Dennis's blessing of Minerva	0		Effect: "Red Around the Gills", Effect Duration: 26
7727	pressed concentrated maroon blurry twirling Burt's blessing of Bacchus	0		Effect: "Red Door Syndrome", Effect Duration: 35
7728	energized oxidized Freddie's blessing of Mercury	0		Effect: "Once Bitten Twice Fried", Effect Duration: 53
7729	Chroner trigger	0		
7730	Xi Receiver Unit	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7731	transmission from planet Xi	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7732	Black Bart's Booty	0		Skill: "Pirate Bellow"
7733	Xiblaxian circuitry	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7734	Xiblaxian polymer	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7735	Xiblaxian alloy	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7736	Xiblaxian crystal	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7737	Xiblaxian holo-wrist-puter simcode	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7738	Xiblaxian cache locator simcode	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7739	upside-down Xiblaxian holo-training simcode	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7740	Xiblaxian direct marketing simcode	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7741	Xiblaxian holo-buddy simcode	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7742	Xiblaxian encrypted political prisoner	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7743	Xiblaxian holo-schematic: stealth cowl	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7744	shaking Xiblaxian holo-schematic: stealth trousers	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7745	Xiblaxian holo-schematic: stealth vest	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7746	Xiblaxian holo-schematic: ultraburrito	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7747	red narrow Xiblaxian holo-schematic: space whiskey	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7748	Xiblaxian holo-schematic: residence cube	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7749	green Xiblaxian holo-schematic: xeno-goggles	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7750	Xiblaxian 5D printer	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7751	purple Xiblaxian holo-bowtie	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2014-09"
7752	pulsating Xiblaxian xeno-detection goggles of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-09"
7753	ghostly flame-wreathed thinker's Xiblaxian stealth cowl	0		Mysticality: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2014-09"
7754	nasty stylish Xiblaxian stealth trousers	0		Moxie: +25, Stench Damage: +5, Last Available: "2014-09"
7755	green censurious slick Xiblaxian stealth vest	0		Moxie: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2014-09"
7756	yummy Xiblaxian ultraburrito	3	awesome	Last Available: "2014-09"
7757	weak aged special Xiblaxian space-whiskey	2	awesome	Effect: "Shawarma Warm War", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2014-09"
7758	narrow Xiblaxian residence-cube	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7759	anodized They liver	0		Effect: "Crying, Dying", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2014-09"
7760	flavorless They liver popsicle	3	decent	Last Available: "2014-09"
7761	holo-tank	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7762	holo-bomber	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7763	holo-platoon	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7764	dried pulsating residual zeal	1		Effect: "Prince of Seaside Town", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2014-09"
7765	MacGyver's Xiblaxian holo-wrist-puter	0		Maximum MP: +100, Drops Items, Last Available: "2014-09"
7766	shellacked hardened defective Golden Mr. Accessory of temperance	0		Damage Reduction: 10, Sleaze Resistance: +5
7767	airplane charter: Conspiracy Island	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-10"
7768	one-day ticket to Conspiracy Island	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7769	Coinspiracy	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7770	Jim Carey's extremely unsafe brawny Personal Ventilation Unit	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Monster Level: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-10"
7771	irradiated wet the most dangerous bait	0		Effect: "Buzzard Breath", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2014-10"
7772	spoiled huge &quot;meat&quot; stick	3	crappy	Last Available: "2014-10"
7773	vaporized transdermal smoke patch	1	good	Effect: "Heart of Yellow", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2014-10"
7774	jittery specialty ammo bandolier	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7775	rosewater-soaked pair of plants of the dark arts of the scaredy-cat	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Monster Level: -15, Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2014-10"
7776	yellow jittery asbestos-lined brawny slick Sasq&trade; watch	0		Moxie: +10, Muscle Percent: +20, Hot Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-10", Nonstackable Watch, Rollover Effect Duration: 30
7777	flame-retardant boxer's smoker's cloak of Gandalf	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Hot Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2014-10"
7778	miser's careful Newton's boxer's camouflage T-shirt	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Monster Level: -10, Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2014-10"
7779	vacuum-sealed blue experimental serum G-9	0		Effect: "Egg-stra Arm", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2014-10"
7780	ghostly jittery greedy Tesla heavy-duty clipboard of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +20, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2014-10"
7781	twirling teal asbestos-lined greasy banded razor-sharp battery-powered drill	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Damage Absorption: +100, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2014-10"
7782	normal half-sized lime green limp broccoli	2	good	Last Available: "2014-10"
7783	spinning ghostly toasty Da Vinci's supercool hat	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Experience (Mysticality): +5, Hot Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "2xFairy, 0.5xPotato, cap 31", Last Available: "2014-10"
7784	ionized ionized ghostly monkey barf	0		Effect: "Cautious Prowl", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2014-10"
7785	dry quadruple-ionized skewed candy	0		Effect: "Aspect of the Twinklefairy", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2014-10"
7786	executive jangly bracelet of the blizzard of the businessman	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Meat Drop: 90, Last Available: "2014-10"
7787	tumbling huge cyan foul-smelling cuddly teddy bear	0		Stench Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Overload Teddy Bear", Last Available: "2014-10"
7788	ice-cold Cloaca Zero	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7789	reassuring nippy first-aid pouch	0		Cold Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2014-10"
7790	khaki duffel bag	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7791	magnetized concentrated twirling blinking airborne mutagen	0		Effect: "Headstrong", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2014-10"
7792	SHAWARMA Initiative Keycard	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7793	bottle-opener keycard	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7794	skewed Armory keycard	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7795	yummy initiative shawarma	3	awesome	Last Available: "2014-10"
7796	decent mirror warm war shawarma	4	good	Last Available: "2014-10"
7797	flavorless upside-down karma shawarma	4	decent	Last Available: "2014-10"
7798	bad shaking Jungle Juice	4	decent	Last Available: "2014-10"
7799	acceptable Amnesiac Ale	4	good	Last Available: "2014-10"
7800	boozy hand-crafted narrow Highest Bitter	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-10"
7801	ghostly energetic sinister mercenary pistol	0		Spell Damage: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2014-10"
7802	executive foul-smelling mercenary rifle	0		Stench Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2014-10"
7803	Merc Core Field Manual: Sanity Maintenance	0		Skill: "Hypersane", Last Available: "2014-10"
7804	bouncing Merc Core Field Manual: Intimidation Techniques	0		Skill: "Intimidating Mien", Last Available: "2014-10"
7805	Merc Core challenge coin	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7806	gray Merc Core deployment orders	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7807	TI-9000 calculator	0		
7808	unused soap	0		
7809	impure gasoline	0		
7810	Z-Bone steak	0		
7811	mirror viral DNA	0		
7812	pulsating tarnished bottlecap	0		
7813	stale diet seared dino steak	1	decent	
7814	tolerable skewed bottle of drinkin' gas	4	good	
7815	maroon handful of napalm	0		
7816	lime green dove DNA	0		
7817	shaking jittery gelatinous meat mass	0		
7818	purple twirling 99.44% pure math	0		
7819	narrow simple AI	0		
7820	corrupted bird DNA	0		
7821	sentient meat mass	0		
7822	narrow zombie dinosaur egg	0		
7823	french-fry grabber	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7824	bouncing Jeselnik's wicked iShield of the storm	0		Spell Damage: +5, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Sleaze Damage: +25
7825	sizzling dangerous earbuds of bravery	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Hot Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +5, Single Equip
7826	prompt razor-sharp dance instructor's iFlail	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Adventures: +3
7827	super-sized moldy gray unidentifiable dried fruit	5	crappy	
7828	artisanal flat cider	3	EPIC	
7829	therapeutic studded Da Vinci's trench lighter	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Damage Absorption: +80, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2014-10"
7830	pressed maroon experimental serum P-00	0		Effect: "Human-Hobo Hybrid", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2014-10"
7831	blinking military-grade fingernail clippers	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7832	shaking encrypted micro-cassette recorder	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7833	gore bucket	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7834	pack of smokes	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7835	green ESP suppression collar	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7836	GPS-tracking wristwatch	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7837	Project T. L. B.	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7838	Agent Mauve	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7839	mirror special clip: tracers	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7840	tumbling gray huge special clip: wailers	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7841	special clip: squelchers	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7842	special clip: splatterers	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7843	special clip: boneburners	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7844	mirror special clip: graveburpers	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7845	super-energized perl necklace	0		Effect: "The Best a Pirate Can Get", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2014-12"
7846	chilled upside-down Fudge Fiber Armor Plating	0		Effect: "Whippin' It Good", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2014-12"
7847	energized polymerized ruby on canes	0		Effect: "Spell Transfer Complete", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2014-12"
7848	flavorless diet petit fortran	1	decent	Last Available: "2014-12"
7849	normal big skewed java cookie	5	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7850	delicious cookie cookie	3	awesome	Last Available: "2014-12"
7851	chaotic plastic exo-suited miner	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Last Available: "2014-12"
7852	Da Vinci's plastic semi-autonomous drill unit	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Last Available: "2014-12"
7853	strapping plastic ambulatory robo-minecart	0		Muscle: +5, Last Available: "2014-12"
7854	MacGyver's plastic Crimbot	0		Maximum MP: +100, Last Available: "2014-12"
7855	quilted plastic Crimbomega	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Last Available: "2014-12"
7856	enhanced wobbly flask of mining oil	0		Effect: "Human-Slime Hybrid", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2014-12"
7857	twirling radiation-resistant helmet of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 12", Last Available: "2014-12"
7858	studded servo-assisted exo-pants	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xPotato, cap 12", Last Available: "2014-12"
7859	therapeutic studded high-energy mining laser	0		Damage Absorption: +80, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2014-12"
7860	peppermint tailings	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7861	squat fuchsia nugget of Crimbonium	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7862	cylindrical mold	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7863	Crimbonium fuel rod	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7864	narrow Petite Paintbrush	0		Adventures: +1
7865	Crimbot schematic: Gun Face	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7866	Crimbot schematic: Big Head	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7867	upside-down Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7868	Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7869	Crimbot schematic: Crab Core	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7870	blinking Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7871	Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7872	mirror ghostly Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7873	Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7874	Crimbot schematic: Refrigerator Chassis	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7875	jittery Crimbot schematic: Bug Zapper	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7876	blinking Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7877	spinning Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7878	squat Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7879	shaking Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7880	Crimbot schematic: Swiss Arm	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7881	Crimbot schematic: Data Analyzer	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7882	Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7883	upside-down Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7884	blurry Crimbot schematic: Camera Claw	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7885	Crimbot schematic: Power Arm	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7886	twirling Crimbot schematic: Wrecking Ball	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7887	Crimbot schematic: Ribbon Manipulator	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7888	Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7889	green Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7890	Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7891	Crimbot schematic: Snow Blower	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7892	cyan Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7893	Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7894	Crimbot schematic: Lamp Filler	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7895	Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7896	bouncing Crimbot schematic: Tripod Legs	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7897	Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7898	blinking Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7899	Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7900	twirling Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7901	squat Crimbot schematic: Hoverjack	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7902	squat green Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7903	Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7904	Crimbot schematic: Rocket Skirt	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7905	recovered elf magazine	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7906	recovered elf toothbrush	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7907	recovered elf sleeping pills	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7908	pulsating recovered elf underpants	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7909	recovered elf wallet	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7910	recovered elf pocketwatch	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7911	recovered elf photo album	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7912	recovered elf smartphone	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7913	squat huge skewed up-at-dawn censurious Size XI Wizard's Robe of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2014-09"
7914	deionized pressed chilled mirror Bit O' Quail Spleen	0		Effect: "Seriously Mutated", Effect Duration: 48
7915	vacuum-sealed wobbly Take Eleven Bar	0		Effect: "Hyperoffended", Effect Duration: 24
7916	mimeplasm	0		
7917	triple-concentrated vacuum-sealed liquefied wobbly BOOterfinger	0		Effect: "Liquidy Smoky", Effect Duration: 49
7918	non-oxidized alkaline lime green pulsating Moonds	0		Effect: "Larger", Effect Duration: 55
7919	anodized Big Punk	0		Effect: "Jammin'", Effect Duration: 49
7920	fist turkey outline	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-11"
7921	squat turkey knuckles	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Last Available: "2014-11"
7922	drinkable Friendly Turkey	3	good	Last Available: "2014-11"
7923	perfectly mixed Agitated Turkey	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-11"
7924	acceptable practically non-alcoholic squat Ambitious Turkey	1	good	Last Available: "2014-11"
7925	immense adequate narrow neutron lollipop	9	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7926	mediocre olive gamma nog	3	decent	Last Available: "2014-12"
7934	jittery sneaky wrapping paper	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7935	Thwaitgold nit statuette	0		
7936	picky tweezers	0		Last Available: "2015-02"
7937	upside-down Crimbo Credit	0		
7938	diluted blinking blinking single atom	1	awesome	Last Available: "2015-02"
7939	shaking Time Cape	0		Last Available: "2014-11"
7940	pulsating Time Cloak	0		Last Available: "2014-11"
7941	wobbly sleeve deuce	0		
7942	pocket ace	0		
7943	bouncing nastygeist	0		
7944	purple tooth	0		
7945	table	0		
7946	miser's chilly beefcake's outlaw bandana	0		Muscle: +25, Cold Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +10
7947	extra-dry smooth whiskey in a broken glass	5	awesome	
7948	lousy distilled shot of mescal	5	decent	
7949	hand-crafted special glass of herbal tequila	3	EPIC	Effect: "Phairly Pheromonal", Effect Duration: 20
7950	shaking minin' dynamite	0		
7951	Da Vinci's plaid cowboy hat of vim and vigor	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "2xLep, 1xBarrr, cap 25"
7952	lasso	0		
7953	gravedigger's fortified rusted-out shootin' iron of the sweet-tooth	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Spooky Damage: +10, Candy Drop: +100
7954	rattler rattle	0		
7955	bag of money	0		
7956	Crimbo sapling	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-12"
7957	even more tinsel	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7958	skewed box of Crimbo decorations	0		
7959	letter to Ed the Undying	0		
7960	wobbly copy of a jerk adventurer's father's diary	0		
7961	frosty Jim Carey's padded dangerous Staff of Ed	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Damage Absorption: +20, Monster Level: +25, Cold Spell Damage: +10
7962	olive Eye of Ed	0		
7963	amulet	0		
7964	Sherlock's Staff of Fats	0		Item Drop: +25
7965	Holy MacGuffin	0		
7966	squat twirling Ka coin	0		
7967	extremely unsafe World's Best Adventurer sash	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100
7968	topiary nugglet	0		
7969	beehive	0		
7970	tumbling boning knife	0		
7971	Aggressive Carrot	0		Free Pull
7972	altered jittery mummified fig	1	decent	
7973	modified mummified loaf of bread	1	awesome	Effect: "Action", Effect Duration: 20
7974	vaporized ghostly blinking mummified beef haunch	1	good	Effect: "Liquid Courage", Effect Duration: 15
7975	linen bandages	0		
7976	yellow pulsating cotton bandages	0		
7977	jittery silk bandages	0		
7978	huge holy spring water	0		
7979	spirit beer	0		
7980	gray sacramental wine	0		
7981	talisman of Thoth	0		
7982	cure-all	0		
7983	rosewater-soaked Sister Accessory of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Stench Resistance: +3, Softcore Only
7984	irradiated green upside-down Boosty Juice	0		Effect: "Comprehensively Nourished", Effect Duration: 61
7985	dog trainer's cool parachute	0		Moxie: +5, Experience (familiar): +1, Last Available: "2015-12"
7986	bouncing ghostly scandalous toasty pad	0		Hot Damage: +5, Sleaze Damage: +5, Last Available: "2015-12"
7987	medical-grade peeler of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2015-12"
7988	shaking toasty friendly pettipants	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Hot Damage: +5, Last Available: "2015-12"
7989	sharpshooter's panama hat of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Last Available: "2015-12"
7990	blurry fuchsia miser's Fonzie's pulsera	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Meat Drop: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-12"
7991	mirror lime green vibrating police baton of chilblains	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Cold Damage: +25, Last Available: "2015-12"
7992	rosewater-soaked Jeselnik's plus-fours of extreme caution of the sewer of the boozehound of the sweet-tooth	0		Monster Level: -25, Stench Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +3, Booze Drop: +100, Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2015-12"
7993	flame-wreathed razor-sharp porkpie	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2015-12"
7994	strapping pepper mill of chilblains	0		Muscle: +5, Cold Damage: +25, Last Available: "2015-12"
7995	vibrating rock-hard pelerine	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2015-12"
7996	padded slick phantom mask	0		Moxie: +10, Damage Absorption: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-12"
7997	mixed green polyesterene powder	1		Effect: "Whole Latte Love", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2015-12"
7998	boiled blurry narrow maroon powder	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
7999	magnetized extra-frozen narrow choco-Crimbot	0		Effect: "Stenchtastic", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2014-12"
8000	dry chilled extra-moist smart watch	0		Effect: "Swimming Head", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2014-12"
8001	extra-pickled super-electrified mirror augmented-reality shades	0		Effect: "Joy", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2014-12"
8002	Sherlock's toy Crimbot mega face	0		Item Drop: +25, Crimbot Outfit Power: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "LIGHT", Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cap 12", Last Available: "2014-12"
8003	mirror toy Crimbot power glove of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Crimbot Outfit Power: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "ZAP", Last Available: "2014-12"
8004	weightlifter's toy Crimbot super fist	0		Muscle: +15, Crimbot Outfit Power: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "POW", Last Available: "2014-12"
8005	toy Crimbot rocket legs of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100, Crimbot Outfit Power: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BURN", Last Available: "2014-12"
8006	liquefied spinning Crimbot battery	0		Effect: "Starry-Eyed", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2014-12"
8007	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping	0		Skill: "Rapid Prototyping", Last Available: "2014-12"
8008	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision	0		Skill: "Mathematical Precision", Last Available: "2014-12"
8009	Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency	0		Skill: "Ruthless Efficiency", Last Available: "2014-12"
8010	Mini-Crimbot crate	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
8011	mirror huge heavy-duty Crimbot aerial	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2014-12"
8012	cyan Temple Grandin's Crimbomega drive chain of the scaredy-cat of the brazier	0		Monster Level: -15, Familiar Weight: +7, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Crimbot Outfit Power: +1, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "LUBE", Last Available: "2014-12"
8013	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty)	0		Skill: "Rapid Prototyping", Last Available: "2014-12"
8014	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty)	0		Skill: "Mathematical Precision", Last Available: "2014-12"
8015	skewed Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty)	0		Skill: "Ruthless Efficiency", Last Available: "2014-12"
8016	activated fitness wristband	0		Effect: "Ancestral Disapproval", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2014-12"
8017	quadruple-anodized twirling flask of tainted mining oil	0		Effect: "Spiky Hair", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2014-12"
8018	quantum polarized and rain stick	0		Effect: "Hobo Flavor", Effect Duration: 58
8019	blurry blue Chateau Mantegna room key	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-01"
8020	moldy Choco-Mint patty	4	crappy	Last Available: "2015-01"
8021	watered-down perfectly mixed hot mint schnocolate	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-01"
8022	altered twirling homeopathic mint tea	1	good	Effect: "Yuletide Sappiness", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2015-01"
8023	muscle stimulator	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8024	foreign language tapes	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8025	bowl of potpourri	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8026	red ceiling fan	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8027	antler chandelier	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8028	artificial skylight	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8029	Swiss piggy bank	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8030	continental juice bar	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8031	stationery set	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8032	huge calligraphy pen	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-01"
8033	twirling alpine watercolor set	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8034	inspector's ruddy tope&eacute;	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Item Drop: +15, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, cap 12"
8035	crafty shellacked topiary tights	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Maximum MP: +10
8036	lime green Socratic topiary necktie	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1
8037	flavorless half-sized ghostly bowl of topioca	2	decent	
8038	topiary skunk	0		
8039	maroon topiary noseplugs	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8040	trusty whip	0		
8041	crumbling skull	0		
8042	squat rock	0		
8043	avaricious pot	0		Meat Drop: +30
8044	friendly spelunking fedora	0		Familiar Weight: +3
8045	twirling aromatic sturdy machete	0		Stench Resistance: +1
8046	friendly shotgun	0		Familiar Weight: +3
8047	arcane researcher's boomerang	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10
8049	lion tamer's mining helmet	0		Experience (familiar): +2
8050	medical-grade X-ray goggles	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Luck: +5
8051	wobbly Sinatra's cape	0		Experience (Moxie): +5
8052	wobbly therapeutic jetpack	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
8053	spring boots	0		
8054	spiked boots	0		
8055	Rosewater's pickaxe	0		Mysticality Percent: +30
8056	bouncing torch	0		
8057	maroon [spelunking test kit] of horror of the detective	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: +20
8058	plasma rifle	0		Item Drop: +5
8059	skewed Bananubis's Staff	0		Luck: -6
8060	dog trainer's The Joke Book of the Dead of the sewer	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Stench Damage: +25, Luck: -6
8061	shaking blue The Clown Crown	0		Luck: -6
8062	coffee cup	0		Luck: -2
8063	Tales of Spelunking	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8064	yellow jittery monkey statuette	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-12"
8065	squat banana	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8066	powdered	1	good	Last Available: "2015-12"
8067	nuggets	0		
8068	red Professor of Spelunkology	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-12"
8069	Stembridge sidearm	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8070	warehouse map page	0		
8071	warehouse inventory page	0		
8072	janitor sponge	0		
8073	fuchsia Spelunker of Fortune	0		Skill: "Speluck", Last Available: "2015-12"
8074	ghostly strapping Spelunker's fedora of the bloodbag of the scaredy-cat	0		Muscle: +5, Maximum HP: +100, Monster Level: -15, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2015-12"
8075	frosty hale Spelunker's whip of Leguizamo	0		Maximum HP: +20, Monster Level: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2015-12"
8076	cyan wobbly curative quilted Spelunker's khakis of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Damage Absorption: +40, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2015-12"
8077	teal Spelunker's Guild prize sack	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8084	mirror LOLmec statuette	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8085	Spelunker of Fortune (used)	0		Skill: "Speluck"
8086	red still-beating spleen	0		
8087	Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette	0		
8088	narrow jewel	0		
8089	ghostly headless sparrow	0		
8090	wobbly mangled squirrel	0		
8091	rat carcass	0		
8092	olive up-at-dawn wicker kickers of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Adventures: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
8093	squat Da Vinci's beefy wicker slicker	0		Muscle: +10, Experience (Mysticality): +5, Last Available: "2016-12"
8094	ghostly personal trainer's wicker knickers of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Last Available: "2016-12"
8095	blurry flame-retardant stanky wicker ticker	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
8096	greedy occult wicker sticker	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2016-12"
8097	blue healthy wicker clicker of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2016-12"
8098	vaporized wickerbits	1		Effect: "Celestial Vision", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2016-12"
8099	blurry shaking Usain Bolt's flame-retardant belt	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Initiative: +80, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
8100	manspreader's badge of the blizzard	0		Monster Level: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
8101	ghostly censurious scandalous bowl	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2016-12"
8102	executive brooch of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
8103	squat miser's extremely unsafe breeches	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2016-12"
8104	ghostly crafty energetic backpack	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Maximum MP: +10, Last Available: "2016-12"
8105	distilled bits	1		Last Available: "2016-12"
8106	slick anvil of the dark arts	0		Moxie: +10, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
8107	blinking double-paned Jim Carey's akubra	0		Monster Level: +25, Cold Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2017-12"
8108	shaking spinning studded apron of mayonnaise	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
8109	nasty occult ascot	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Stench Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
8110	sizzling arcane researcher's attache case	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Hot Damage: +10, Drops Items, Last Available: "2017-12"
8111	gravedigger's Sinatra's accordion	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Spooky Damage: +10, Song Duration: 10, Last Available: "2017-12"
8112	diluted aerosolized	1		Effect: "Stinking Cloud", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2017-12"
8113	skewed wig of the sewer of temperance	0		Stench Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2017-12"
8114	horrifying extremely unsafe winch crank	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Spooky Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
8115	dance instructor's widget of the brazier	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
8116	asbestos-lined sharpshooter's whisk	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2017-12"
8117	frightening hale walker	0		Maximum HP: +20, Spooky Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
8118	pulsating quilted extremely unsafe waders	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Damage Absorption: +40, Last Available: "2017-12"
8119	mixed blurry purple flakes	1		Last Available: "2017-12"
8120	gravedigger's dance instructor's gaiters	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Spooky Damage: +10, Last Available: "2018-12"
8121	blurry Sinatra's garland of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Experience (Moxie): +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-12"
8122	bouncing flame-wreathed hardy gunnysack	0		Maximum HP: +50, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2018-12"
8123	fuchsia nasty hardened garibaldi	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Stench Damage: +5, Last Available: "2018-12"
8124	brainy girdle of the pedagogue	0		Mysticality: +5, Experience: +3, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Disco Pudge", Last Available: "2018-12"
8125	upside-down bouncing therapeutic thinker's gloves	0		Mysticality: +10, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-12"
8126	distilled smithereens	1		Last Available: "2018-12"
8127	frightening fiberglass fetish of the businessman	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2018-12"
8128	upside-down lard-coated fiberglass foil of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2018-12"
8129	Tesla fiberglass fannypack of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-12"
8130	mirror personal trainer's stylish fiberglass frock	0		Moxie: +25, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Last Available: "2018-12"
8131	nasty personal trainer's fiberglass fingerguard	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Stench Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-12"
8132	blurry Sinatra's fiberglass fedora of courage	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2018-12"
8133	boiled bouncing fiberglass fibers	1		Effect: "Frozen Shoulders", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2018-12"
8134	huge bottle of lovebug pheromones	0		Free Pull
8135	winged yeti fur	0		
8136	talisman of Renenutet	0		
8138	censurious rubber spatula	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3
8139	jittery wicked spoon	0		Spell Damage: +5
8140	studded crystalline reamer	0		Damage Absorption: +80
8141	cyan Usain Bolt's macroplane grater	0		Initiative: +80
8142	huge squat quilted bastard baster	0		Damage Absorption: +40
8143	obsidian nutcracker of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10
8144	talisman of Seshat	0		Free Pull
8145	chilly beefy glass eye	0		Muscle: +10, Cold Damage: +5, Single Equip
8146	concentrated invisible potion	0		Effect: "Boo Tea", Effect Duration: 37
8147	time shuriken	0		
8148	bouncing Temple Grandin's Van der Graaf therapeutic ninjammies	0		Familiar Weight: +7, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "atk, 0.5xPotato, cap 25", Rollover Effect Duration: 50
8149	moist blinking Glo-Pop	0		Effect: "Strange Mental Acuity", Effect Duration: 30
8150	altered double-dry sugar sphere	0		Effect: "Sludgesick", Effect Duration: 23
8151	super-activated Shrubble Bubble	0		Effect: "Chalked Weapon", Effect Duration: 42
8152	moist tumbling polyeaster egg	0		Effect: "Wintry Breath", Effect Duration: 24
8153	galvanized green candy dish	0		Effect: "Dance of the Sugar Fairy", Effect Duration: 53
8154	diffused extra-magnetized anodized Spechunky bar	0		Effect: "Hagg-ard", Effect Duration: 38
8155	diffused deionized talisman of Horus	0		Effect: "Radiated and Grodiated", Effect Duration: 56
8156	check to the Meatsmith	0		
8157	pulsating Skeleton Store office key	0		
8158	spinning fuchsia bone with a price tag on it	0		
8159	squat half of a tooth	0		
8160	super-ionized tumbling mouse skull	0		Effect: "Here to Kick Ass", Effect Duration: 20
8161	ionized pickled improved really thick spine	0		Effect: "Texas Elegance", Effect Duration: 22
8162	maroon scandalous skullcap	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Item Drop: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley,cap 5"
8163	three-legged pants of the wise owl of Leguizamo	0		Mysticality: +20, Monster Level: +20, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cap 25"
8164	Tesla remaindered axe of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
8165	low-budget shield	0		
8166	blue sage cr&ecirc;epy mask of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Mysticality Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, cap 5"
8167	spoiled narrow baguette	4	crappy	
8168	glob of icing	0		
8169	super-denatured boiled ginger snaps	0		Effect: "Industrial Strength Starch", Effect Duration: 66
8170	aerosolized extra-energized narrow mostly-broken sunglasses	0		Effect: "Ooh, Umami!", Effect Duration: 22
8171	bad irresponsibly strong unflavored wine cooler	7	decent	
8172	maroon carton of snake milk	1	crappy	
8173	blinking sewer snake of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20
8174	decent pulsating pigeon egg	3	good	
8175	maroon tumbling lightning-fast shellacked jaunty feather	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Initiative: +40
8176	artisanal premium malt liquor	3	EPIC	
8177	medical-grade Newton's brown paper pants	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
8178	Samson's brown paper bag mask of Calamity Jane	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Critical Hit Percent: +15
8179	jittery wool ring of telling skeletons what to do	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Tell a Skeleton What To Do", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Tell This Skeleton What To Do"
8180	lightning-fast breadwand	0		Initiative: +40
8181	loafers of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
8182	Map to Kokomo	0		Free Pull, Skill: "Summon Kokomo Resort Pass"
8183	pulsating blurry bread basket of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
8184	Ed the Undying exhibit crate	0		
8185	purple lard-coated The Crown of Ed the Undying of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1.5xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2015-03", Softcore Only: [1-path(Actually Ed the Undying)]
8186	huge Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic	0		
8187	upside-down map to a hidden booze cache	0		
8188	bad Cherrytastrophe wine cooler	3	decent	
8189	lousy weak Radberry Rip wine cooler	2	decent	
8190	bad Orangemageddon wine cooler	3	decent	
8191	watered-down artisanal narrow Breakfast Blast wine cooler	2	EPIC	
8192	enchanted aged Citrus Crush wine cooler	4	awesome	Effect: "Mucilaginous Moxiousness", Effect Duration: 50
8193	adequate pulsating plain bagel	4	good	
8194	snack-sized moldy glob of cream cheese	2	crappy	
8195	stale miniature loaf of soda bread	2	decent	
8196	decent enchanted acceptable bagel	4	good	Effect: "Superhuman Sarcasm", Effect Duration: 10
8197	moldy standard-issue cupcake	3	crappy	
8198	decent ultra-deluxe cupcake	4	good	
8199	wobbly hypnotic breadcrumbs	0		
8200	bland popular tart	4	decent	
8201	no-handed pie	0		
8202	tarnished adjusted flattened Doc Galaktik's Vitality Serum	0		Effect: "Pie in the Sky", Effect Duration: 68
8203	airplane charter: Dinseylandfill	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-04"
8204	one-day ticket to Dinseylandfill	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8205	FunFunds&trade;	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8206	shaking family-friendly expensive camera of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-04"
8207	sunglasses	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-04"
8208	ionized extra-cold-filtered How to Avoid Scams	0		Effect: "Nigh-Invincible", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2015-04"
8209	pulsating filthy child leash	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2015-04"
8210	bouncing bag of gross foreign snacks	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8211	bag of park garbage	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8212	grogpagne	0		Last Available: "2021-07"
8213	huge steel-toed rigging rope of doom	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2015-04"
8214	denatured pulsating cyan nasty snuff	1	awesome	Last Available: "2015-04"
8215	ghostly forbidden Da Vinci's sewage-clogged pistol	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Sewage Pistol", Last Available: "2015-04"
8216	modified moist cyan beard incense	0		Effect: "A Taste of Rainbow", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2015-04"
8217	blurry fuchsia censurious manspreader's perfume-soaked bandana	0		Monster Level: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-04"
8218	pulsating toxic globule	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8219	snack-sized bland ghostly toxo	2	decent	Last Available: "2015-04"
8220	bad Lemonade-235	3	decent	Last Available: "2015-04"
8221	jittery foul-smelling ruddy isotophat	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Stench Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2015-04"
8222	ghostly huge Van der Graaf Sinatra's Three Mile Island shorts	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2015-04"
8223	scorching thinker's toxic mop	0		Mysticality: +10, Hot Damage: +25, Last Available: "2015-04"
8224	squat olive inert sludgepuppy	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8225	squat lead collar	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2015-04"
8226	jar of swamp honey	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8227	miser's greasy resourceful backwoods banjo	0		Maximum MP: +50, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2015-04"
8228	mirror grody jug	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8229	twirling supercharged wicked Rosewater's ratskin pajama pants	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Spell Damage: +5, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2015-04", Rollover Effect Duration: 40
8230	double-chilled mirror turtle voicebox	0		Effect: "Hippy Flavor", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2015-04"
8231	olive Van der Graaf hardened fake washboard of the sweet-tooth	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Candy Drop: +100, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2015-04"
8232	reassuring groovy Dinsey's oculus	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Spooky Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-04"
8233	huge veiny Dinsey's radar dish	0		Maximum HP: +10, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2015-04"
8234	horrifying Fonzie's Dinsey's pizza cutter	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Spooky Damage: +25, Last Available: "2015-04"
8235	arcane researcher's Newton's Dinsey's brain	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Last Available: "2015-04"
8236	forbidden boxer's Dinsey's glove	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-04"
8237	mirror ghostly friendly boxer's Dinsey's pants	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2015-04"
8238	brain preservation fluid	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8239	tumbling keycard &alpha;	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8240	narrow keycard &beta;	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8241	keycard &gamma;	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8242	huge keycard &delta;	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8243	complimentary Dinsey refreshments	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8244	jittery lube-shoes of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2015-04"
8245	blue trash net	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8246	fireproof Annie Oakley's hardened Dinsey mascot mask	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2015-04"
8247	fancy delicious Dinsey food-cone	3	awesome	Effect: "Crotchety, Pining", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2015-04"
8248	watered-down artisanal Dinsey Whinskey	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-04"
8249	altered magnetized Dinsey face paint	0		Effect: "Super Structure", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2015-04"
8250	red Samson's fannypack of Gandalf	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Last Available: "2015-04"
8251	lard-coated toasty nippy shellacked quilted garbage sticker of the bloodbag	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Damage Reduction: 7, Maximum HP: +100, Cold Damage: +10, Hot Damage: +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Drops Meat, Last Available: "2015-04"
8252	manspreader's veiny rosy-cheeked Sinatra's smartaleck's hazmat helmet	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Experience (Moxie): +5, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Maximum HP: +10, Monster Level: +10, Last Available: "2015-04"
8253	shaking Scratch-and-Sniff Guide to Dinseylandfill	0		Skill: "Olfactory Burnout", Last Available: "2015-04"
8254	wobbly shaking Trash, a Memoir	0		Skill: "Garbage Nova", Last Available: "2015-04"
8255	wobbly Dinsey Maintenance Manual	0		Skill: "Dinsey Operations Expert", Last Available: "2015-04"
8256	bouncing Dinsey tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8257	dry blurry lime green nasty gum	0		Effect: "Pemmican't", Effect Duration: 53
8258	Wart Dinsey: An Afterlife	0		Skill: "Rotten Memories"
8259	Sherlock's The Lot's engagement ring	0		Item Drop: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Propose To Your Opponent"
8260	gray Mayo Clinic	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8261	Mayonex	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8262	maroon Mayodiol	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8263	skewed shaking Mayostat	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8264	Mayozapine	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8265	Mayoflex	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8266	Tesla miracle whip of dire peril of the detective of the cheetah	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Item Drop: +20, Initiative: +60, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-05"
8267	Herculean sphygmayomanometer	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-05"
8268	tomayohawk-style reflex hammer	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-05"
8269	squat mayo lance	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-05"
8270	tasty big unappetizing mayolus	5	awesome	Last Available: "2015-05"
8271	decent uninteresting mayolus	3	good	Last Available: "2015-05"
8272	spoiled narrow acceptable mayolus	4	crappy	Last Available: "2015-05"
8273	moldy special enticing mayolus	3	crappy	Effect: "Electrolit Up", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2015-05"
8274	spoiled mouth-watering mayolus	4	crappy	Last Available: "2015-05"
8275	newly-hatched mayonnaise wasp	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8276	mayo pump	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8277	Essence of Bear	0		Skill: "Bear Essence"
8278	hand-crafted practically non-alcoholic Afternoon Delight	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	Last Available: "2015-04"
8279	narrow narrow blurry Kokomo Resort Chip	0		Last Available: "2025-08"
8280	Golden Kokomo Resort Chip	0		Last Available: "2025-08"
8281	pressed Kokomo Resort Brand Suntan Oil	0		Effect: "Earthen Fist", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2025-08"
8282	Kokomo Resort Order Pad	0		Last Available: "2025-08"
8283	blue The Cocktail Shaker	0		Last Available: "2025-08"
8284	pressed boiled Kokomo Resort Pass	0		Effect: "Dilated Pupils", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2025-08"
8285	red Mayo Minder&trade;	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8286	frozen Mayo de Mayo&trade; mayo	0		Effect: "Chalky White Pallor", Effect Duration: 46
8287	puck	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-06"
8288	kill screen	0		Random Monster Modifiers: +1, Last Available: "2015-06"
8289	boxing gloves	0		Last Available: "2015-06"
8290	avaricious dice ring	0		Meat Drop: +30, Single Equip
8291	skewed Samson's dice belt buckle	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Single Equip
8292	supercool dice-print pajama pants	0		Moxie Percent: +20
8293	fortified dice-shaped backpack	0		Damage Absorption: +60
8294	chaotic dice-print do-rag	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10
8295	maroon foul-smelling dice sunglasses	0		Stench Damage: +10, Single Equip
8296	gray Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette	0		
8297	warmed wet narrow dice	0		Effect: "Bugbear in Tooth and Claw", Effect Duration: 59
8298	pixel	0		Last Available: "2015-06"
8299	pixel coin	0		Last Available: "2015-06"
8300	dry moist power pill	0		Effect: "Stenchtastic", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2015-06"
8301	electrified Vulcanized yellow ghostly pixel star	0		Effect: "World's Shortest Giant", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2015-06"
8302	adequate blurry pixel banana	3	good	Last Available: "2015-06"
8303	practically non-alcoholic perfectly mixed skewed pixel beer	1	super ultra mega EPIC	Last Available: "2015-06"
8304	puck with a bow on it	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-06"
8305	fuchsia pumps	0		Last Available: "2015-06"
8306	pickled polarized sludgesicle	0		Effect: "Optimist Primal", Effect Duration: 23
8307	non-chilled ionized shaking spinning &Uuml;berraschthexengebr&auml;u	0		Effect: "A View to Some Meat", Effect Duration: 28
8308	warmed squat maroon piggy tattoo	0		Effect: "Jackasses' Symphony of Destruction", Effect Duration: 59
8309	extra-galvanized altered baggie of regular-sized tardigrades	0		Effect: "Granolarrrgh", Effect Duration: 49
8310	electrified deionized .epub file	0		Effect: "Pemmican't", Effect Duration: 17
8311	double-oxidized BUBBLE GUM	0		Effect: "On Pins and Needles", Effect Duration: 60
8312	double-pickled double-cold-filtered hustler shades	0		Effect: "Berry Berry Cold", Effect Duration: 66
8313	electrified pressed jerky stick	0		Effect: "Nuts about Candy", Effect Duration: 62
8314	cold-filtered irradiated corrupted blinking costume rental shop	0		Effect: "Flamibili Tea", Effect Duration: 13
8315	double-Vulcanized extra-improved muscle oil	0		Effect: "Sweet, Nuts", Effect Duration: 17
8316	energized alkaline cyan pulsating bottle of Red-Out	0		Effect: "Dilated Pupils", Effect Duration: 17
8317	tarnished liquefied moist pickpocket protector	0		Effect: "Warm Shoulders", Effect Duration: 58
8318	extra-corrupted dry polarized blue sinister-looking cat	0		Effect: "Pie in the Sky", Effect Duration: 40
8319	oxidized unsweetened bouncing jazzy cigarette holder	0		Effect: "Chalky Hand", Effect Duration: 35
8320	ionized frozen pulsating one glove	0		Effect: "Knob Goblin Lust Frenzy", Effect Duration: 23
8321	flattened frozen jittery glove	0		Effect: "Knightlife", Effect Duration: 45
8322	aerosolized triple-nitrogenated skewed tumbling handful of fire	0		Effect: "The Real Deal", Effect Duration: 69
8323	dry extra-polarized blinking shaking Cracklin' Oat Bran	0		Effect: "Psalm of Pointiness", Effect Duration: 46
8324	activated disposable lighter	0		Effect: "Itchy Trigger Finger", Effect Duration: 22
8325	vacuum-sealed teal tumbling coal contact lenses	0		Effect: "You Know Where to Go", Effect Duration: 43
8326	modified bouncing conjured ice cream	0		Effect: "The Moxious Madrigal", Effect Duration: 23
8327	double-diffused dry Iceberglar scarf	0		Effect: "On a Roll", Effect Duration: 52
8328	liquefied tumbling olive icy hairspray	0		Effect: "Mystic Circle", Effect Duration: 58
8329	moist pickled ionized smellbook	0		Effect: "protect.enq", Effect Duration: 21
8330	chilled skewed assassin's cheese knife	0		Effect: "Staying Frosty", Effect Duration: 16
8331	ionized anodized pulsating filthy armor	0		Effect: "You Drank Fish Wine", Effect Duration: 56
8332	chilled double-anodized plague pie	0		Effect: "Flaming Weapon", Effect Duration: 56
8333	altered wet wobbly batarang	0		Effect: "Morninja", Effect Duration: 44
8334	quantum quantum narrow spare neck bolts	0		Effect: "Buff as a Baobab", Effect Duration: 52
8335	polarized tumbling pulsating grease trap	0		Effect: "Wolf's Bane", Effect Duration: 24
8336	extra-nitrogenated non-concentrated shamanic ham	0		Effect: "Frigid Weapon", Effect Duration: 57
8337	concentrated porkpocket	0		Effect: "Oleaginous Soles", Effect Duration: 51
8338	double-nitrogenated spinning Leonard's glasses	0		Effect: "Flimsy Shield of the Pastalord", Effect Duration: 50
8339	modified warehouse walkie-talkie	0		Effect: "Salty Dogs", Effect Duration: 28
8340	unsweetened bouncing janitor's mop	0		Effect: "Bubblin' Rage", Effect Duration: 57
8341	concentrated warehouse clerk's glasses	0		Effect: "Perception", Effect Duration: 58
8342	pressed baloney rotgut	0		Effect: "Kindly Resolve", Effect Duration: 47
8343	energized nitrogenated purple carton of gaspers	0		Effect: "Inscrutable exoskeleton", Effect Duration: 19
8344	dry enhanced Vulcanized mirror huge bronze polish	0		Effect: "Blackberry Politeness", Effect Duration: 17
8345	quadruple-altered wobbly mirror crident	0		Effect: "Visions of the Deep Dark Deeps", Effect Duration: 37
8346	energized totally sweet mohawk helmet	0		Effect: "Ponderous Potency", Effect Duration: 38
8347	tarnished dry spray chrome	0		Effect: "Net Tea", Effect Duration: 22
8348	liquefied filthy monkey head	0		Effect: "Dilated Pupils", Effect Duration: 63
8349	triple-galvanized boiled frozen mirror teal hand of cards	0		Effect: "Cruisin' for a Bruisin'", Effect Duration: 34
8350	galvanized squat damp bar rag	0		Effect: "Saucefingers", Effect Duration: 43
8351	corrupted tarnished wobbly lump of goofball ore	0		Effect: "Broken Bone Nubs", Effect Duration: 22
8352	concentrated skeleton beans	0		Effect: "Nature's Bounty", Effect Duration: 55
8353	double-electrified polymerized grimy lab coat	0		Effect: "Block-Rockin' Beet", Effect Duration: 38
8354	liquefied super-liquefied olive huge jittery nursery rhyme	0		Effect: "Spooky Flavor", Effect Duration: 43
8355	non-quantum deionized iron torso box	0		Effect: "Egg-cellent Vocabulary", Effect Duration: 36
8356	vacuum-sealed twirling mercenary headband	0		Effect: "From Nantucket", Effect Duration: 32
8357	moist twirling radioactive spider venom	0		Effect: "The Magic of Sharing", Effect Duration: 48
8358	quadruple-dry blue x-ray mirror	0		Effect: "Greedy Resolve", Effect Duration: 38
8359	corrupted pulsating wrestling mask	0		Effect: "Cranberry Cordiality", Effect Duration: 45
8360	triple-polarized non-Vulcanized hawkface potion	0		Effect: "Amorphous Cheer", Effect Duration: 26
8361	nitrogenated child-sized dracula cloak	0		Effect: "Stuck That Way", Effect Duration: 68
8362	denatured twirling devil-summoning hat	0		Effect: "Full-Body Tan", Effect Duration: 39
8363	nitrogenated shopkeeper beard	0		Effect: "Powdered", Effect Duration: 33
8364	dry extra-pressed alien autoautopsy kit	0		Effect: "X-Ray Vision", Effect Duration: 50
8365	flattened nitrogenated spinning upside-down novelty fruit hat	0		Effect: "Bilious Brains", Effect Duration: 65
8366	polymerized blinking invisibility cream	0		Effect: "Can't Be a Chooser", Effect Duration: 26
8367	warmed tumbling handful of stubble	0		Effect: "Pla-see-bo", Effect Duration: 34
8368	concentrated blinking garbage juice slurpee	0		Effect: "Standard Cheer", Effect Duration: 58
8369	warmed plunge-leg	0		Effect: "Berry Statistical", Effect Duration: 56
8370	unsweetened irradiated funky eyepatch	0		Effect: "Cold-Blooded Warm Fuzzies", Effect Duration: 58
8371	adjusted diffused teal bucket of fish juice	0		Effect: "Blackberry Politeness", Effect Duration: 55
8372	cold-filtered lime green flashy pirate dreadlocks	0		Effect: "Top Dog", Effect Duration: 18
8373	vacuum-sealed captured boozles	0		Effect: "Fruited", Effect Duration: 39
8374	corrupted nitrogenated yellow pulsating narrow drinks tray	0		Effect: "Sticky Hands", Effect Duration: 50
8375	polymerized pickled mirror eyebrow lifter	0		Effect: "Rampage!", Effect Duration: 30
8376	submarine	0		Last Available: "2015-06"
8377	normal diet fancy huge pixel lemon	1	good	Effect: "Donho's Bubbly Ballad", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2015-06"
8378	acceptable pixel daiquiri	4	good	Last Available: "2015-06"
8379	warmed power pill	0		Effect: "Updated", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2015-06"
8380	irradiated jittery pixel potion	0		Effect: "Strength of Ten Ettins", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2015-06"
8381	blurry Pack of Every Card	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-07"
8382	jittery Deck of Every Card	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8383	popular part	0		
8384	jittery bubblegum heart	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8385	blinking cubic zirconia	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8386	maroon valuable coin	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8387	mana	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8388	teal narrow mana	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8389	mana	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8390	mana	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8391	mana	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8392	gift card	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8393	squat hermit factoid	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8394	The Emperor's dry cleaning	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8395	Annie Oakley's The Emperor's new hat	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Last Available: "2015-07"
8396	The Emperor's new shirt of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Last Available: "2015-07"
8397	The Emperor's new pants of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2015-07"
8398	chilly lead pipe of mayonnaise	0		Cold Damage: +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-07"
8399	vibrating savvy rope	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-07"
8400	flame-wreathed banded wrench	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-07"
8401	tumbling zippy stylish candlestick	0		Moxie: +25, Initiative: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-07"
8402	family-friendly horrifying knife	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-07"
8403	mirror wobbly squat scandalous brainy revolver	0		Mysticality: +5, Sleaze Damage: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-07"
8404	1952 Mickey Mantle card	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8405	green talking spade	0		Free Pull
8406	savory dry noodles	0		
8407	delicious pestopiary	3	awesome	
8408	non-denatured alkaline ectoplasmic orbs	0		Effect: "Purity of Spirit", Effect Duration: 43
8409	normal thick crudles	5	good	
8410	spoiled bouncing squat agnolotti arboli	3	crappy	
8411	bland jittery spaghetti with ghost balls	4	decent	
8412	moldy enchanted miniature succulent marrow	2	crappy	Effect: "Pronounced Potency", Effect Duration: 25
8413	bland low-calorie jittery cyan salacious crumbs	1	decent	
8414	super-sized moldy fusilli marrownarrow	5	crappy	
8415	huge bland fuchsia suggestive strozzapreti	7	decent	
8416	Mountain Stream gastrique	0		
8417	yummy miniature Mt. McLargeHuge oyster	2	awesome	
8418	oyster sauce	0		
8419	tiny bland linguini immondizia bianco	1	decent	
8420	adequate pulsating shells a la shellfish	3	good	
8421	Jick's autograph	0		
8422	high-temperature mining drill	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8423	unsmoothed velvet	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8424	blinking 1,970 carat	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8425	New Age healing crystal	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8426	tumbling Volcoino	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8427	mirror fizzing spore pod	0		
8428	wobbly spore pod	0		
8429	veiny spore pod	0		
8430	hard spore pod	0		
8431	tumbling teal spore pod	0		
8432	tumbling hot spore pod	0		
8433	cool spore pod	0		
8434	twirling jingling spore pod	0		
8435	executive coward's LavaCo Lamp&trade;	0		Monster Level: -20, Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2015-08", Rollover Effect Duration: 50
8436	avaricious LavaCo Lamp&trade; of the cheetah	0		Meat Drop: +30, Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2015-08", Rollover Effect Duration: 50
8437	frosty therapeutic LavaCo Lamp&trade;	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2015-08", Rollover Effect Duration: 50
8438	spinning thin wire	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8439	green insulated wire	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8440	blue squat empty lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8441	full lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8442	twirling viscous lava globs	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8443	lava globs	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8444	lava globs	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8445	lava globs	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8446	tumbling SMOOCH bottlecap	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
8447	uncapped lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8448	wobbly uncapped lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8449	pulsating uncapped lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8450	huge gray capped lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8451	capped lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8452	capped lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8453	heat-resistant sheet	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8454	spinning tumbling LavaCo&trade; Lamp housing	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8455	New Age crystal	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8456	ghostly crystalline light bulb	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8457	shaking broken high-temperature mining drill	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8458	ghostly greedy fireproof high-temperature mining mask	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Meat Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2015-08"
8459	double-paned smelly fireproof megaphone	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2015-08"
8460	normal small mineapple	2	good	Last Available: "2015-08"
8461	distilled acceptable squat Gold Velvet&trade; whiskey	5	good	Last Available: "2015-08"
8462	SMOOCH soda	1	good	Last Available: "2015-08"
8463	normal smelted roe	3	good	Last Available: "2015-08"
8464	bad lavawater	4	decent	Last Available: "2015-08"
8465	alkaline pickled wet basaltamander tongue	0		Effect: "Full of Vinegar", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2015-08"
8466	narrow hale fortified boxer's lavalarva	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Damage Absorption: +60, Maximum HP: +20, Last Available: "2015-08"
8467	scorching rock-hard lava balaclava of courage	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Hot Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2015-08"
8468	occult savvy basaltamander buckler of the cheetah	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2015-08"
8469	double-tarnished irradiated cold-filtered lava globs	0		Effect: "Healthy, Elfy, and Wise", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2015-08"
8470	decent small gooey lava globs	2	good	Last Available: "2015-08"
8471	occult lava-proof pants of Flo-Jo	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2015-08"
8472	bouncing teal Usain Bolt's reassuring heat-resistant necktie	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Initiative: +80, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08"
8473	Van der Graaf heat-resistant gloves of Tarzan of chilblains	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Cold Damage: +25, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08"
8474	half-sized rotten very hot lunch	2	crappy	Last Available: "2015-08"
8475	tolerable weak blue asbestos thermos	2	good	Last Available: "2015-08"
8476	enhanced bouncing liquid rhinestones	0		Effect: "[1609]Dancin' Fool", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2015-08"
8477	jumbo normal disco biscuit	5	good	Last Available: "2015-08"
8478	bad Quaatorade&trade;	4	decent	Last Available: "2015-08"
8479	friendly Newton's Socratic biker's hat	0		Experience (Mysticality): 4, Familiar Weight: +3, Familiar Effect: "atk", Last Available: "2015-08"
8480	maroon executive asbestos-lined gravedigger's feathered headdress	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +40, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley", Last Available: "2015-08"
8481	jittery shaking yellow scorching electrician's hardhat of Gandalf of Flo-Jo	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Hot Damage: +25, Initiative: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk", Last Available: "2015-08"
8482	skewed Lava Miner's Daughter	0		Skill: "Asbestos Heart", Last Available: "2015-08"
8483	Psycho From The Heat	0		Skill: "Pyromania", Last Available: "2015-08"
8484	shaking The Firegate Tapes	0		Skill: "Firegate", Last Available: "2015-08"
8485	&quot;DEBBIE&quot; tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8486	one-day ticket to That 70s Volcano	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8487	airplane charter: That 70s Volcano	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-08"
8488	squat Manual of Numberology	0		Skill: "Calculate the Universe"
8489	New Age hurting crystal	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8490	steel-toed smooth velvet pants	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 2xPotato, cap 12", Last Available: "2015-08"
8491	Tesla smooth velvet shirt	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2015-08"
8492	slick smooth velvet hat	0		Moxie: +10, Last Available: "2015-08"
8493	tumbling brainy smooth velvet pocket square	0		Mysticality: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08"
8494	blinking skewed chilly smooth velvet socks	0		Cold Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08"
8495	vibrating smooth velvet hanky	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08"
8496	ghostly lion tamer's The One Mood Ring of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Experience (familiar): +2, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08"
8497	Mr. Choch's bone	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8498	huge Mr. Cheeng's 'stache	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8499	Saturday Night thermometer	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8500	blurry pulsating the tongue of Smimmons	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8501	Raul's guitar pick	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8502	jittery Pener's crisps	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8503	signed deuce	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8504	tumbling Lavalos core	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8505	half-melted hula girl	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8506	jittery glass ceiling fragments	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8507	powdered fuchsia SMOOCH coffee cup	1	crappy	Last Available: "2015-08"
8508	anodized labrador cookie	0		Effect: "Nutrient-Rich", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2015-08"
8509	horrifying MacGyver's Mr. Cheeng's spectacles of mayonnaise	0		Maximum MP: +100, Spooky Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Drops Items, Last Available: "2015-08"
8510	censurious frosty grease cannon	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2015-08"
8511	denatured colloidal quadruple-adjusted olive demon makeup kit	0		Effect: "Pisces Rising", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2015-08"
8512	Samson's love of the sewer of horror	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Stench Damage: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2015-08"
8513	clever energetic therapeutic Pener's drumstick	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Maximum MP: +20, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2015-08"
8514	Fonzie's smooth deuce cape	0		Moxie: +15, Experience (Moxie): +1, Last Available: "2015-08"
8515	green mansplainer's stiffened Lavalos's shell of the boozehound	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Monster Level: +15, Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2015-08"
8516	blurry knitted baleful smooth velvet bra	0		Spell Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2015-08"
8517	twirling lard-coated SMOOCH bracers of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08", Thorns: 1
8518	nippy SMOOCH kneepads	0		Cold Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08", Thorns: 1
8519	wholesome SMOOCH spaulders	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08", Thorns: 1
8520	blurry Van der Graaf slick SMOOCH codpiece	0		Moxie: +10, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 20", Last Available: "2015-08", Thorns: 1
8521	bouncing prompt SMOOCH breastplate	0		Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2015-08", Thorns: 1
8522	skewed superduperheated	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8523	bouncing fused fuse	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8524	superheated	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8525	decent small lava cake	2	good	Last Available: "2015-08"
8526	decent pink slime	3	good	
8527	shaking Devil's Elbow Hot Sauce	0		
8528	Special&trade; Sauce	0		
8529	tiny normal skewed devil hair pasta	1	good	
8530	thick rotten spagecialetti	5	crappy	
8531	Salsa Libre	0		
8532	huge good gravy	0		
8533	illicit fish sauce	0		
8534	adequate mirror libertagliatelle	3	good	
8535	tiny stale turkish mostaccioli	1	decent	
8536	moldy huge huge linguini of the sea	8	crappy	
8537	denatured blinking Hersey&trade; SMOOCH	0		Effect: "Heart of Lavender", Effect Duration: 29
8539	Alexy sauce	0		
8540	yellow blinking rainbow sauce	0		
8541	drug cocktail sauce	0		
8542	normal Fettris	3	good	
8543	fancy gigantic flavorless maroon fusillocybin	7	decent	Effect: "Sparkling Consciousness", Effect Duration: 45
8544	spoiled big blurry prescription noodles	5	crappy	
8545	powdered blood-drive sticker	1	decent	
8546	pickled adjusted bag of grain	0		Effect: "Bone Chilling", Effect Duration: 52
8547	improved skewed pocket maze	0		Effect: "Adapt to Change Eventually", Effect Duration: 31
8548	ionized blurry shady shades	0		Effect: "Seriously Mutated", Effect Duration: 23
8549	moist quadruple-aerosolized squeaky toy rose	0		Effect: "Beta Carotene Overdose", Effect Duration: 35
8550	decent super-sized weird gazelle steak	5	good	
8551	massive bland sausage without a cause	8	decent	
8552	deionized jittery bouncing red face paint	0		Effect: "Saucegoggles", Effect Duration: 41
8553	mediocre purple emergency margarita	3	decent	
8554	drinkable practically non-alcoholic blue vintage smart drink	1	good	
8555	blinking a ten-percent bonus	0		
8556	Thwaitgold termite statuette	0		
8557	shaking The Emperor's new cookie	0		
8558	triple-nitrogenated super-chilled blue Wickers bar	0		Effect: "Takin' It Greasy", Effect Duration: 66
8559	dry bakelite-covered bacon	0		Effect: "Three Days Slow", Effect Duration: 65
8560	deionized dry pulsating Aerheads	0		Effect: "Jackasses' Symphony of Destruction", Effect Duration: 43
8561	dry dry Wrotz	0		Effect: "All Is Forgiven", Effect Duration: 45
8562	vacuum-sealed dry ionized gray Gabarbar	0		Effect: "Ogred and Oublietted", Effect Duration: 63
8563	activated pressed lime green fiberglass insulation	0		Effect: "Toothy Grin", Effect Duration: 67
8564	fuchsia shrine to the Barrel god	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-09"
8565	jittery Tesla vibrating extremely unsafe barrel lid	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Maximum MP Percent: +10, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-09"
8566	shaking hale Newton's barrel hoop earring of the detective	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Maximum HP: +20, Item Drop: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-09"
8567	family-friendly coward's bankruptcy barrel of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -35, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2015-09"
8568	lime green firkin	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8569	teal spinning normal barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8570	tun	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8571	weathered barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8572	barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8573	squat barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8574	moist barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8575	rotting barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8576	skewed wobbly mouldering barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8577	twirling barnacled barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8578	watered-down lousy bottle of Amontillado	2	decent	Last Available: "2015-09"
8579	artisanal gray barrel-aged martini	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-09"
8580	special tasty barrel pickle	3	awesome	Effect: "Dances with Tweedles", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2015-09"
8581	big bland spinning barrel cracker	5	decent	Last Available: "2015-09"
8582	distilled upside-down ghostly skewed vibrating mushroom	1	decent	Last Available: "2015-09"
8583	vaporized jittery mirror mushroom	1	awesome	Last Available: "2015-09"
8584	hale KoL Con 12-gauge	0		Maximum HP: +20, Last Available: "2015-09"
8585	upside-down smooth Golden Mr. Eh?	0		Moxie: +15, Last Available: "2015-09"
8586	Newton's barrel gun	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Last Available: "2015-09"
8587	cyan narrow barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8588	barrel beryl	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8589	delicious snack-sized water log	2	awesome	Last Available: "2015-09"
8590	flame-wreathed smooth barrelhead	0		Moxie: +15, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2015-09"
8591	green ribald bottoms of the barrel of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Damage: +10, Last Available: "2015-09"
8592	personal trainer's Rosewater's chest barrel	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Last Available: "2015-09"
8593	upside-down shaking bung spigot	0		Equips On: "Lil' Barrel Mimic"
8594	ghostly knitted shellacked double barreled barrel gun	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Cold Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2015-09"
8595	rosewater-soaked dance instructor's triple barreled barrel gun of the early riser	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Stench Resistance: +3, Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2015-09"
8596	curative barrel beryl choker of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2015-09"
8597	frosty baleful barrel beryl nose ring	0		Spell Damage: +25, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2015-09"
8598	narrow rosy-cheeked barrel beryl ring of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2015-09"
8599	map to the Biggest Barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8600	spinning ghostly potted tea tree	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8601	corrupted pulsating cuppa Flamibili tea	0		Effect: "Puzzle Fury", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2015-09"
8602	electrified galvanized green cuppa Yet tea	0		Effect: "Super Speed", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2015-09"
8603	cold-filtered wobbly cuppa Boo tea	0		Effect: "Burning Hands", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2015-09"
8604	quadruple-diffused tumbling cuppa Nas tea	0		Effect: "Moose Wisdom", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2015-09"
8605	quadruple-concentrated aerosolized lime green cuppa Improprie tea	0		Effect: "Sated and Furious", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2015-09"
8606	deionized concentrated cuppa Frost tea	0		Effect: "License to Punch", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2015-09"
8607	Vulcanized ionized cuppa Toast tea	0		Effect: "Elemental Saucesphere", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2015-09"
8608	moist energized magnetized ghostly cuppa Net tea	0		Effect: "Sludgesick", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2015-09"
8609	pickled cuppa Proprie tea	0		Effect: "Toothy Grin", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2015-09"
8610	super-concentrated super-pressed upside-down cuppa Morbidi tea	0		Effect: "Here to Kick Ass", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2015-09"
8611	extra-irradiated irradiated cuppa Chari tea	0		Effect: "Bilious Briskness", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2015-09"
8612	polarized tarnished cyan skewed cuppa Serendipi tea	0		Effect: "Notably Lovely", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2015-09"
8613	polarized liquefied alkaline cuppa Feroci tea	0		Effect: "Salty Mouth", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2015-09"
8614	vacuum-sealed chilled aerosolized cuppa Physicali tea	0		Effect: "Feline Ferocity", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2015-09"
8615	non-colloidal jittery cuppa Wit tea	0		Effect: "[1701]Hip to the Jive", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2015-09"
8616	ionized modified polymerized shaking cuppa Neuroplastici tea	0		Effect: "Industrial Strength Starch", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2015-09"
8617	alkaline spinning cuppa Dexteri tea	0		Effect: "It Didn't Kill You", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2015-09"
8618	unsweetened cuppa Flexibili tea	0		Effect: "Become Intensely interested", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2015-09"
8619	deionized warmed squat cuppa Impregnabili tea	0		Effect: "Twinkly Weapon", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2015-09"
8620	frozen enhanced cuppa Obscuri tea	0		Effect: "Boon of the War Snapper", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2015-09"
8621	galvanized narrow cuppa Irritabili tea	0		Effect: "[1701]Hip to the Jive", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2015-09"
8622	vacuum-sealed mirror cuppa Mediocri tea	0		Effect: "Slippery Tongue", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2015-09"
8623	corrupted diffused cuppa Loyal tea	0		Effect: "Trash-Wrapped", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2015-09"
8624	dehydrated huge cuppa Activi tea	1	decent	Last Available: "2015-09"
8625	dried maroon cuppa Cruel tea	1		Last Available: "2015-09"
8626	aerosolized magnetized cuppa Alacri tea	0		Effect: "Tea-hee", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2015-09"
8627	enhanced unsweetened cuppa Vitali tea	0		Effect: "Motion", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2015-09"
8628	double-electrified cuppa Mana tea	0		Effect: "Browbeaten", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2015-09"
8629	extra-enhanced vacuum-sealed cuppa Monstrosi tea	0		Effect: "Third Based", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2015-09"
8630	wet jittery cuppa Twen tea	0		Effect: "Cautious Prowl", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2015-09"
8631	extra-energized modified polymerized purple bouncing cuppa Gill tea	0		Effect: "Seeing Colors", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2015-09"
8632	concentrated cuppa Uncertain tea	0		Effect: "Going Ape", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2015-09"
8633	blurry blinking cuppa Voraci tea	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8634	wobbly cuppa Sobrie tea	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8635	cuppa Royal tea	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8636	unsweetened pressed frozen ghostly cuppa Craft tea	0		Effect: "Phairly Pheromonal", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2015-09"
8637	quadruple-altered spinning cuppa Insani tea	0		Effect: "Aided and Abetted", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2015-09"
8638	medical-grade savvy Royal scepter of the empath	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Familiar Weight: +5, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2015-09", Rollover Effect Duration: 5
8639	doghouse	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-10"
8640	Ghost Dog Chow	0		Last Available: "2015-10"
8641	decent bowl of eyeballs	4	good	Last Available: "2015-10"
8642	yummy half-sized bowl of mummy guts	2	awesome	Last Available: "2015-10"
8643	super-sized moldy bowl of maggots	5	crappy	Last Available: "2015-10"
8644	hand-crafted blood and blood	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-10"
8645	special bad practically non-alcoholic Jack-O-Lantern beer	1	decent	Effect: "Certainty", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2015-10"
8646	perfectly mixed zombie	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-10"
8647	gray wobbly Telltale&trade; rubber heart	0		Last Available: "2015-10"
8648	wind-up spider	0		Last Available: "2015-10"
8649	narrow plastic nightmare troll	0		Last Available: "2015-10"
8650	spinning tennis ball	0		Last Available: "2015-10"
8651	upside-down sharpshooter's slick crown of the empath	0		Moxie: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Familiar Weight: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xGhuol, cap 27"
8652	blurry gray ear poison	0		
8653	pulsating stink-penny	0		
8654	wobbly executive savvy wizardly hawk	0		Mysticality: +25, Mysticality Percent: +20, Meat Drop: +40
8655	moldy hamlet sandwich	4	crappy	
8656	weightlifter's Othello's military jacket	0		Muscle: +15
8657	grievous Othello's dagger	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Single Equip
8658	manspreader's Othello's handkerchief	0		Monster Level: +10, Single Equip
8659	galvanized cyan bowl of Jeal-O	0		Effect: "Serendipi Tea", Effect Duration: 26
8660	grip key	0		
8661	How to Play Othello	0		
8662	supercharged steel-toed beefy ghostly dagger	0		Muscle: +10, Damage Reduction: 9, Maximum MP Percent: +30
8663	boozy bad ghost beer	5	decent	
8664	stylish Othello set	0		Moxie: +25
8665	rotten tomato	0		
8666	Twelve Night Energy	0		
8667	bouncing curative wicked brawny Yorick	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Spell Damage: +5, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
8668	skewed rose	0		
8669	olive tulip	0		
8670	tulip	0		
8671	spinning tulip	0		
8672	upside-down Walford's bucket	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8673	ghostly Wal-Mart gift certificate	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8674	huge airplane charter: The Glaciest	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-11"
8675	bouncing one-day ticket to The Glaciest	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8676	ionized polarized skewed shoulder-warming lotion	0		Effect: "Ghostly Shell", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2015-11"
8677	spoiled snack-sized special narrow iceberg lettuce	2	crappy	Effect: "Chalky Hand", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2015-11"
8678	fortified bad ice wine	5	decent	Last Available: "2015-11"
8679	narrow Jack Frost's clever Wal-Mart snowglobe of the glutton	0		Maximum MP: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2015-11"
8680	greedy Wal-Mart nametag of horror of the sweet-tooth	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +20, Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2015-11"
8681	electrified Wal-Mart overalls of the sewer of bravery	0		Stench Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +5, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2015-11"
8682	To Build an Igloo	0		Skill: "Refusal to Freeze", Last Available: "2015-11"
8683	shaking The Chill of the Wild	0		Skill: "Beardfreeze", Last Available: "2015-11"
8684	shaking Cold Fang	0		Skill: "Frost Bite", Last Available: "2015-11"
8685	skewed Wal-Mart tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8686	perfect ice cube	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8687	wobbly lime green squat The Fun-Guy Cold Weather Bartender's Guide	0		Skill: "Perfect Freeze", Last Available: "2015-11"
8688	narrow bellhop's hat of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, 0.75xBarrr, cap 30", Last Available: "2015-11"
8689	tolerable spinning ice porter	3	good	Last Available: "2015-11", Wiki Name: "ice porter (drink)"
8690	improved electrified blinking exotic travel brochure	0		Effect: "Sealed Brain", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2015-11"
8691	bag of foreign bribes	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8692	pressed quantum tumbling bouncing shampoo-conditioner	0		Effect: "Granolarrrgh", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2015-11"
8693	hotel minibar key	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8694	ice hotel bell	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8695	Martialest Arts trophy	0		Last Available: "2016-01"
8696	pickled blue skewed spinning medicinal herbs	1		Effect: "Unusual Perspective", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2016-01"
8697	adequate pulsating ice rice	3	good	Last Available: "2016-01"
8698	weak hand-crafted maroon iced plum wine	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2016-01"
8699	shaking blurry experienced training belt of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Experience: +2, Item Drop: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-01"
8700	steel-toed training legwarmers of extreme caution of the empath	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Monster Level: -25, Familiar Weight: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-01"
8701	rosewater-soaked wizardly beefy training helmet	0		Muscle: +10, Mysticality: +25, Stench Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2016-01"
8702	training scroll:  Shattering Punch	0		Skill: "Shattering Punch", Last Available: "2016-01"
8703	twirling training scroll:  Snokebomb	0		Skill: "Snokebomb", Last Available: "2016-01"
8704	training scroll:  Shivering Monkey Technique	0		Skill: "Shivering Monkey Technique", Last Available: "2016-01"
8705	X-32-F snowman crate	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-01"
8706	jittery machine elf capsule	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-12"
8707	gray self-dribbling basketball	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Last Available: "2015-12"
8708	denatured wobbly spinning red shaking abstraction: action	1		Effect: "Human-Demon Hybrid", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2015-12"
8709	dried mirror abstraction: thought	1		Effect: "Deadly Lampblade", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2015-12"
8710	vaporized abstraction: sensation	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
8711	altered abstraction: purpose	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
8712	distilled blinking abstraction: category	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
8713	vaporized ghostly abstraction: perception	1		Effect: "Antibiotic Saucesphere", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2015-12"
8714	compressed abstraction: motion	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
8715	altered red bouncing abstraction: joy	1		Effect: "Trash-Wrapped", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2015-12"
8716	diluted teal jittery abstraction: certainty	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
8717	modified mirror abstraction: comprehension	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
8718	modern picture frame	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8719	rotten blinking VYKEA meatballs	4	crappy	Last Available: "2015-11"
8720	watered-down delicious VYKEA mead	2	awesome	Last Available: "2015-11"
8721	polymerized bouncing VYKEA woadpaint	0		Effect: "Hangdog", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2015-11"
8722	VYKEA frenzy rune	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8723	huge shaking VYKEA blood rune	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8724	shaking VYKEA lightning rune	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8725	lime green VYKEA plank	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8726	VYKEA rail	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8727	VYKEA bracket	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8728	VYKEA dowel	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8729	squat family-friendly razor-sharp personal trainer's VYKEA hex key	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2015-11"
8730	VYKEA instructions	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8731	jumbo flavorless fancy tin of submardines	5	decent	Effect: "Shoesauce", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2015-11", Wiki Name: "tin of submardines"
8732	drinkable blinking yellow bottle of norwhiskey	4	good	Last Available: "2015-11"
8733	vaporized twirling octolus oculus	1	good	Last Available: "2015-11"
8734	dangerous smartaleck's sardine can key of the boozehound	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Weapon Damage: +10, Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2015-11"
8735	coward's sharpshooter's supercharged norwhal helmet	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Monster Level: -20, Familiar Effect: "atk", Last Available: "2015-11"
8736	Jeselnik's energetic octolus-skin cloak of chilblains	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Cold Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +25, Last Available: "2015-11", Rollover Effect Duration: 30
8737	mediocre perfect cosmopolitan	3	decent	Last Available: "2015-11"
8738	hand-crafted perfect negroni	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-11"
8739	mediocre perfect dark and stormy	4	decent	Last Available: "2015-11"
8740	mediocre perfect mimosa	4	decent	Last Available: "2015-11"
8741	distilled drinkable skewed mirror perfect old-fashioned	5	good	Last Available: "2015-11"
8742	hand-crafted lime green perfect paloma	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-11"
8743	galvanized altered That 70s Cologne	0		Effect: "Braaaains Over Braaaawwn", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2015-11"
8744	moist Wal-Mart &quot;diamond&quot; ring	0		Effect: "Stop the Presses!", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2015-11"
8745	nitrogenated vacuum-sealed Puffstone cigar	0		Effect: "Oxygenated Blood", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2015-11"
8746	altered electrified Conspiracy&trade; mascara	0		Effect: "Night Vision", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2015-11"
8747	altered corrupted Spring Break Beach &quot;swimsuit&quot;	0		Effect: "Phorcefullness", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2015-11"
8748	airplane tattoo	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8749	vacuum-sealed quadruple-pickled twirling Deep Machine Tunnels snowglobe	0		Effect: "Proprie Tea", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2015-12"
8750	extra-deionized hemp candy necklace	0		Effect: "Truly Gritty", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2015-12"
8751	warmed tarnished skewed communal gobstopper	0		Effect: "Wet Willied", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2015-12"
8752	thick normal Crimbo salad	5	good	Last Available: "2015-12"
8753	small spoiled yellow bread line	2	crappy	Last Available: "2015-12"
8754	lousy weak mirror bark rootbeer	2	decent	Last Available: "2015-12"
8755	acceptable ale	4	good	Last Available: "2015-12"
8756	Samson's plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Last Available: "2015-12"
8757	narrow blurry red inspector's plastic Rudolph the Red	0		Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2015-12"
8758	flame-wreathed plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2015-12"
8759	studded plastic Crimborgatron	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Last Available: "2015-12"
8760	red twirling personal trainer's plastic Crimbodhisattva	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Last Available: "2015-12"
8761	lime green squat bouquet of all-natural free-range flowers	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8762	upside-down stack of communist leaflets	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8763	squat BACON	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
8764	narrow box of Gratitude chocolates	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8765	Gratitude chocolate (thyme-filled)	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8766	artisanal irresponsibly strong Gratitude chocolate (bourbon-filled)	9	EPIC	Last Available: "2016-02"
8767	Gratitude chocolate (Meat-filled)	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8768	olive bouncing Gratitude chocolate (octopus-filled)	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8769	blue chocolate bowtie	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8770	oxidized squat pitted sheet	0		Effect: "Moose Wisdom", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2015-12"
8771	teal sparking robo-battery	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8772	squat overloaded micro-reactor	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8773	narrow careful supercharged arcane researcher's reusable shopping bag	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Monster Level: -10, Last Available: "2015-12"
8775	groovy coarse hemp socks	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-12"
8776	armband of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-12"
8777	maroon bundle of &quot;fragrant&quot; herbs	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8778	purple nuclear stockpile	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8779	pine cone	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8780	iron chain	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8781	pine cone necklace of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Last Available: "2015-12"
8782	olive hardy reindeer hammer	0		Maximum HP: +50, Last Available: "2015-12"
8783	shaking up-at-dawn elf ploughshare	0		Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2015-12"
8784	circle drum	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8785	The Big Book of Communism	0		Last Available: "2015-12", Skill: "Communism!"
8786	upside-down purple faded protest sign	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8787	wobbly faded protest sign	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8788	wobbly blue nasty-smelling moss	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8789	book	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8790	twirling greasy elven tambourine	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2015-12"
8791	MacGyver's reindeer sickle	0		Maximum MP: +100, Last Available: "2015-12"
8792	face paint	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-12"
8793	face paint	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-12"
8794	The Big Book of Communism (used)	0		Skill: "Communism!", Last Available: "2015-12"
8795	squat Batfellow comic	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-12"
8796	bouncing plastic spoiler	0		
8797	bat-oomerang	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8798	bat-jute	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8799	jittery bat-o-mite	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8800	teal ROM of Optimality	0		Skill: "Toggle Optimality"
8801	red wobbly incriminating evidence	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8802	upside-down yellow dangerous chemicals	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8803	ghostly lime green kidnapped orphan	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8804	blue ghostly high-grade	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8805	twirling high-tensile-strength fibers	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8806	high-grade explosives	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8807	experimental gene therapy	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8808	ultracoagulator	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8809	huge self-defense training	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8810	fingerprint dusting kit	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8811	confidence-building hug	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8812	shaking exploding kickball	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8813	glob of Bat-Glue	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8814	olive Bat-Aid&trade; bandage	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8815	blurry bat-bearing	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8816	tiny moldy Kudzu salad	1	crappy	Last Available: "2016-12"
8817	distilled upside-down Mansquito Serum	1		Effect: "Don't Rest Ye, Bold Adventurer", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2016-12"
8818	special artisanal Miss Graves' vermouth	3	EPIC	Effect: "Robocamo", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2016-12"
8819	thick rotten The Plumber's mushroom stew	5	crappy	Last Available: "2016-12"
8820	pickled The Author's ink	1		Effect: "Warm Belly", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2016-02"
8821	hand-crafted The Mad Liquor	3	super EPIC	Last Available: "2016-12"
8822	practically non-alcoholic acceptable Doc Clock's thyme cocktail	1	good	Last Available: "2016-12"
8823	normal Mr. Burnsger	4	good	Last Available: "2016-12"
8824	altered tumbling The Inquisitor's unidentifiable object	1		Last Available: "2016-12"
8825	auspicious Temple Grandin's Van der Graaf The Jokester's gun	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Item Drop: +10, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire the Jokester's Gun", Last Available: "2016-12"
8826	gray fireproof nippy The Jokester's wig of the boozehound	0		Cold Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +3, Booze Drop: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Adjust the Jokester's Wig", Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol", Last Available: "2016-12"
8827	Tesla The Jokester's pants of extreme caution of horror	0		Monster Level: -25, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Adjust the Jokester's Pants", Last Available: "2016-12"
8828	triple-polarized blinking Jokester makeup	0		Effect: "Quadrilled", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2016-12"
8829	olive shaking twirling replica bat-oomerang	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
8830	battoo kit	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
8831	skewed basking robin	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-12"
8832	domino mask	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8833	denatured magnetized robin's egg	0		Effect: "Wintry Breath", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2016-12"
8834	small rotten tumbling robin flan	2	crappy	Last Available: "2016-12"
8835	mediocre mirror robin nog	3	decent	Last Available: "2016-12"
8836	LT&T telegraph office deed	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-02"
8837	plaintive telegram	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8838	lime green exploding gum	0		
8839	root beer barrel	0		
8840	altered cold-filtered Kudzu slaw	0		Effect: "Once Bitten Twice Fried", Effect Duration: 62
8841	boiled non-activated shaking Mansquito's blood	0		Effect: "Thaumodynamic", Effect Duration: 57
8842	aerosolized maroon tumbling infrablack lipstick	0		Effect: "Bandersnatched", Effect Duration: 17
8843	aerosolized aerosolized huge can of drain cleaner	0		Effect: "Orchid Blood", Effect Duration: 40
8844	polymerized polymerized wet The Author's inkwell	0		Effect: "Okee-Dokee, Smokee", Effect Duration: 26
8845	denatured Vulcanized energized bag of random words	0		Effect: "Glo-Face", Effect Duration: 60
8846	triple-electrified double-activated tube of pendulum lube	0		Effect: "Armor-Plated", Effect Duration: 40
8847	corrupted aerosolized electrified blue blinking red-hot jawbreaker	0		Effect: "Radiant Personality", Effect Duration: 13
8848	enhanced frozen blurry question juice	0		Effect: "From Nantucket", Effect Duration: 29
8849	chilled aerosolized pulsating tumbling tube of villain	0		Effect: "Tremella Tremens", Effect Duration: 39
8850	Newton's your cowboy boots	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cowboy Kick", Last Available: "2016-02"
8851	inflatable LT&T telegraph office	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8852	nugget of quicksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8853	nugget of thicksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8854	nugget of wicksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8855	nugget of slicksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8856	jittery nugget of sicksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8857	nugget of nicksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8858	pulsating nugget of ticksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8859	quicksilver ring of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8860	executive chaotic vibrating thicksilver ring	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Meat Drop: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8861	yellow wobbly Jeselnik's therapeutic steel-toed wicksilver ring	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Sleaze Damage: +25, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8862	Herculean slicksilver ring of Leguizamo of the overflowing toilet	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Monster Level: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8863	therapeutic stylish sicksilver ring of the cheetah	0		Moxie: +25, Initiative: +60, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8864	wobbly ruddy sinister brainy nicksilver ring	0		Mysticality: +5, Spell Damage: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8865	greedy ticksilver ring of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Meat Drop: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8866	occult experienced Heimz Fortified Kidney Beans of temperance	0		Experience: +2, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2016-02"
8867	wool smelly mansplainer's Tesla's Electroplated Beans	0		Monster Level: +15, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2016-02"
8868	ribald Mixed Garbanzos and Chickpeas of the scaredy-cat of courage	0		Monster Level: -15, Sleaze Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2016-02"
8869	deadly Hellfire Spicy Beans	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Last Available: "2016-02"
8870	extremely unsafe Frigid Northern Beans	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2016-02"
8871	tumbling knitted World's Blackest-Eyed Peas	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2016-02"
8872	tumbling gravedigger's Trader Olaf's Exotic Stinkbeans	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Last Available: "2016-02"
8873	twirling shaking studded Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Beans	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Last Available: "2016-02"
8874	fuchsia greedy frightening hale Sinatra's Val-U Brand Every Bean Salad of chilblains	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Maximum HP: +20, Cold Damage: +25, Spooky Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2016-02"
8875	wool lion tamer's veiny Shrub's Premium Baked Beans	0		Maximum HP: +10, Experience (familiar): +2, Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2016-02"
8876	enchanted flavorless plate of Heimz Fortified Kidney Beans	3	decent	Effect: "Heart of Green", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2016-02"
8877	huge normal huge plate of Tesla's Electroplated Beans	8	good	Last Available: "2016-02"
8878	bland bouncing teal plate of Mixed Garbanzos and Chickpeas	4	decent	Last Available: "2016-02"
8879	toothsome plate of Hellfire Spicy Beans	4	awesome	Last Available: "2016-02"
8880	rotten narrow plate of Frigid Northern Beans	4	crappy	Last Available: "2016-02"
8881	adequate plate of World's Blackest-Eyed Peas	4	good	Last Available: "2016-02"
8882	special moldy miniature plate of Trader Olaf's Exotic Stinkbeans	2	crappy	Effect: "Quantum of Moxie", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2016-02"
8883	low-calorie yummy plate of Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Beans	1	awesome	Last Available: "2016-02"
8884	low-calorie moldy cyan plate of Val-U Brand Every Bean Salad	1	crappy	Last Available: "2016-02"
8885	adequate huge plate of Shrub's Premium Baked Beans	9	good	Last Available: "2016-02"
8886	careful occult Fancy Jeff's pocket square	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Monster Level: -10, Last Available: "2016-02"
8887	lard-coated Jeselnik's Daisy's unclean bloomers of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Sleaze Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "2xBArrr, 1xGhuol, cap 37", Last Available: "2016-02"
8888	Pecos Dave's sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8889	tumbling educational thinker's Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes of the overflowing toilet	0		Mysticality: +10, Experience: +1, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley", Last Available: "2016-02"
8890	Glenn's dice	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8891	squat ruddy padded extremely unsafe sage Former Sheriff Dan's tin star of the glutton	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Damage Absorption: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2016-02"
8892	El Vibrato restraints	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8893	Clara's bell	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8894	bouncing jittery Usain Bolt's Sinatra's Granny Hackleton's Gatling gun of the sewer	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Stench Damage: +25, Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2016-02"
8895	buffalo dime	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8896	cow poker	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8897	double-corrupted pulsating poker face paint	0		Effect: "Human-Constellation Hybrid", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2016-02"
8898	realistic cap gun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8899	narrow tainted milk	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2016-02"
8900	gun parts	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8901	extra-oxidized blinking triggerfingerbone	0		Effect: "Wax On Your Shoes", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2016-02"
8902	non-flattened boiled ghost bit	0		Effect: "Fancy Feasted", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2016-02"
8903	pickled buzzard feather	0		Effect: "Sweet and Green", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2016-02"
8904	pressed blurry lion musk	0		Effect: "Gamer Rage", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2016-02"
8905	big fancy bland bear claw	5	decent	Effect: "Larger", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2016-02"
8906	non-ionized adjusted denatured fuchsia rattler gland	0		Effect: "On the Trolley", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2016-02"
8907	Vulcanized denatured mirror half-digested coal	0		Effect: "Joyful Resolve", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2016-02"
8908	Vulcanized tightly-wound spine	0		Effect: "Favored by Lyle", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2016-02"
8909	moldy rotting beefsteak	3	crappy	Last Available: "2016-02"
8910	tolerable spinning tumbling firemilk	3	good	Last Available: "2016-02"
8911	wet anodized spidercow eye-cluster	0		Effect: "Peppermint Bite", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2016-02"
8912	twisted bouncing pulsating moomy dust	1		Effect: "Human-Beast Hybrid", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2016-02"
8913	mansplainer's wholesome western-style skinning knife	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Monster Level: +15, Last Available: "2016-02"
8914	shaking reliable sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8915	skewed quilted steel knuckles	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Last Available: "2016-02"
8916	Tales of Western Braggadoccio	0		Skill: "Bow-Legged Swagger", Last Available: "2016-02"
8917	Hell and How I Bent It	0		Skill: "Bend Hell", Last Available: "2016-02"
8918	upside-down The Western Look	0		Skill: "Steely-Eyed Squint", Last Available: "2016-02"
8919	LT&T tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8920	purple Western Slang Vol. 1: Violence	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-02"
8921	Western Slang Vol. 2: Cooking	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-02"
8922	mirror Western Slang Vol. 3: Fraud	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-02"
8923	disc (white)	0		
8924	disc (black)	0		
8925	disc (red)	0		
8926	disc (green)	0		
8927	fuchsia disc (blue)	0		
8928	disc (yellow)	0		
8929	narrow red-hot knucklebone	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8930	denatured maroon demonic cow's blood	0		Effect: "Peppermint Bite", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2016-02"
8931	rinky-dink sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8932	makeshift sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8933	jittery custom sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8934	lime green baconstone-handled sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8935	squat porquoise-handled sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8936	hamethyst-handled sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8937	mirror mountain lion skin	0		Moxie Percent: +50, Last Available: "2016-02"
8938	gray squat grizzled bearskin	0		Muscle Percent: +50, Last Available: "2016-02"
8939	diamondback skin	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8940	coal snakeskin	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8941	frontwinder skin	0		Mysticality Percent: +50, Last Available: "2016-02"
8942	rotting cowskin	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8943	bouncing shuddering cow skull	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8944	upside-down ghostly rhinestone cowhorn	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8945	cow skull	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8946	jittery jangly spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8947	quicksilver spurs	0		Initiative: +30, Last Available: "2016-02"
8948	thicksilver spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8949	wicksilver spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8950	squat lime green slicksilver spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8951	sicksilver spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8952	fuchsia nicksilver spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8953	ticksilver spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8954	special edition Batfellow comic	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-12"
8955	Tales of the West: Cow Punching	0		
8956	narrow pulsating Tales of the West: Beanslinging	0		
8957	spinning Tales of the West: Snake Oiling	0		
8958	huge briefcase full of snakes	0		
8959	quilted one-gallon hat of the early riser	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Adventures: +7
8960	wobbly maroon Da Vinci's two-gallon hat of the cheetah	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Initiative: +60
8961	extremely unsafe three-gallon hat of the storm	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Maximum MP Percent: +40
8962	Jack Frost's medical-grade four-gallon hat	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
8963	coward's five-gallon hat of the detective	0		Monster Level: -20, Item Drop: +20
8964	sage six-gallon hat of Tarzan	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Experience (Muscle): +3
8965	toasty steel-toed seven-gallon hat	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Hot Damage: +5
8966	stiffened eight-gallon hat of the businessman	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Meat Drop: +50
8967	experienced nine-gallon hat of courage	0		Experience: +2, Spooky Resistance: +3
8968	inspector's ten-gallon hat of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Item Drop: +15
8969	rosewater-soaked educational eleven-gallon hat	0		Experience: +1, Stench Resistance: +3
8970	toy sixgun	0		
8971	snake oil	0		
8972	quadruple-tarnished ionized spinning skin oil	0		Effect: "Turkey-Ambitious", Effect Duration: 66
8973	chilled unusual oil	0		Effect: "Fudgehound", Effect Duration: 24
8974	enhanced nitrogenated modified tumbling eldritch oil	0		Effect: "Gummiheart", Effect Duration: 60
8975	exclusive club	0		
8976	tarnished patent preventative tonic	0		Effect: "Dreadful Sheen", Effect Duration: 27
8977	double-magnetized modified teal patent invisibility tonic	0		Effect: "Tearful, Fearful", Effect Duration: 21
8978	boiled pickled anodized mirror patent aggression tonic	0		Effect: "Extra-Thick Blood", Effect Duration: 13
8979	nitrogenated polymerized patent sallowness tonic	0		Effect: "Spooky Weapon", Effect Duration: 39
8980	frozen pressed patent avarice tonic	0		Effect: "You Ate Some Hemp Candy", Effect Duration: 33
8981	adjusted pickled galvanized skewed patent alacrity tonic	0		Effect: "Boo Tea", Effect Duration: 65
8982	modified magnetized corrupted marrow	0		Effect: "Guts Feeling", Effect Duration: 35
8983	lousy rodeo whiskey	3	decent	
8984	Thwaitgold scorpion statuette	0		
8985	Lo Pan's real cowboy hat	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30
8986	Memories of Cow Punching	0		Free Pull
8987	blue Memories of Beanslinging	0		Free Pull
8988	lime green bouncing Memories of Snake Oiling	0		Free Pull
8989	Witchess Set	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-03"
8990	electronic Brain Trainer game	0		Skill: "Brain Games"
8991	narrow gray do-it-yourself laser eye surgery kit	0		Skill: "20/20 Vision"
8992	denatured armored prawn	1		Last Available: "2016-03"
8993	moldy jumping horseradish	4	crappy	Last Available: "2016-03"
8994	artisanal Sacramento wine	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2016-03"
8995	energized Greek fire	0		Effect: "Video Game Hot Dog", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2016-03"
8996	Usain Bolt's knitted healthy sinister beefcake's ox-head shield	0		Muscle: +25, Spell Damage: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Cold Resistance: +3, Initiative: +80, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-03"
8997	upside-down huge asbestos-lined chilly slick dented scepter of the boozehound of Flo-Jo	0		Moxie: +10, Cold Damage: +5, Hot Resistance: +5, Booze Drop: +100, Initiative: +100, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-03"
8998	manspreader's Lo Pan's MacGyver's very pointy crown of the cougar of the brazier	0		Moxie: +20, Maximum MP: +100, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Monster Level: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xGhuol", Last Available: "2016-03"
8999	auspicious friendly Jim Carey's fortified experienced battle broom	0		Experience: +2, Damage Absorption: +60, Monster Level: +25, Familiar Weight: +3, Item Drop: +10, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-03"
9000	skewed jittery Clan Floundry	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-04"
9001	lightning-fast hale stiffened weightlifter's carpe	0		Muscle: +15, Damage Reduction: 1, Maximum HP: +20, Initiative: +40, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-04"
9002	stanky dance instructor's codpiece of Calamity Jane of the overflowing toilet	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Stench Spell Damage: 75, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-04"
9003	purple Usain Bolt's inspector's resourceful troutsers of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Maximum MP: +50, Item Drop: +15, Initiative: +80, Lasts Until Rollover, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 0.5xPotato", Last Available: "2016-04"
9004	pulsating mansplainer's Tesla grievous Newton's bass clarinet	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Monster Level: +15, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-04"
9005	fireproof frosty Jim Carey's sinister fish hatchet	0		Spell Damage: +10, Monster Level: +25, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-04"
9006	huge executive double-paned wool baleful tunac	0		Spell Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: 6, Meat Drop: +40, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-04"
9007	squat fishin' pole	0		Last Available: "2016-04"
9008	dry wriggling worm	0		Effect: "Amorous Avarice", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2016-04"
9009	weak acceptable spinning bottle of Fishhead 900-Day IPA	2	good	Last Available: "2016-04"
9010	galvanized high-test fishing line	0		Effect: "Fustulent", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2016-04"
9011	narrow blinking fishin' hat of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2016-04"
9012	Trout Fishing in Loathing	0		Skill: "Astute Angler", Last Available: "2016-04"
9013	slick sonar fishfinder	0		Moxie: +10, Last Available: "2016-04"
9014	pulsating tumbling luxury fly-tying workbench	0		Fishing Skill: +10, Last Available: "2016-04"
9015	tacklebox	0		Fishing Skill: +5, Last Available: "2016-04"
9016	huge disconnected intergnat	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-05"
9017	viral video	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9018	internet point	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9019	red meme generator	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9020	twirling plus one	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9021	moldy gallon of milk	3	crappy	Last Available: "2016-05"
9022	print screen button	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9023	screencapped monster	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9024	mirror daily dungeon malware	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9025	infinite BACON machine	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9026	First Post shirt package	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9027	ghostly smelly manspreader's First Post shirt - Cir Senam of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Monster Level: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2016-05"
9028	high-speed upgrade	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2016-05"
9029	no spoon	0		
9030	flavorless star salad	4	decent	
9031	Thwaitgold moth statuette	0		
9032	moldy huge bowl of Tastee-Wheet&trade;	3	crappy	
9033	Source terminal	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-06"
9034	Source essence	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9035	normal browser cookie	3	good	Last Available: "2016-06"
9036	smooth triple-distilled hacked gibson	7	awesome	Last Available: "2016-06"
9037	blurry Source shades of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Last Available: "2016-06"
9038	fuchsia software bug	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9039	missing semicolon	0		Familiar Weight: +11
9040	Source terminal PRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9041	upside-down Source terminal GRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9042	maroon Source terminal SPAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9043	mirror Source terminal CRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9044	Source terminal DRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9045	Source terminal TRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9046	Source terminal INGRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9047	Source terminal DIAGRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9048	Source terminal ASHRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9049	Source terminal SCRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9050	Source terminal TRIGRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9051	blurry Source terminal file: substats.enh	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9052	twirling jittery Source terminal file: damage.enh	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9053	Source terminal file: critical.enh	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9054	Source terminal file: protect.enq	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9055	Source terminal file: stats.enq	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9056	blue Source terminal file: compress.edu	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9057	Source terminal file: duplicate.edu	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9058	Source terminal file: portscan.edu	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9059	Source terminal file: turbo.edu	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9060	Source terminal file: familiar.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9061	Source terminal file: pram.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9062	yellow twirling Source terminal file: gram.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9063	Source terminal file: spam.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9064	narrow Source terminal file: cram.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9065	shaking Source terminal file: dram.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9066	blinking Source terminal file: tram.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9067	pill	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9068	Usain Bolt's censurious forbidden plastic detective badge of horror	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2016-07"
9069	prompt inspector's perfumed weightlifter's bronze detective badge	0		Muscle: +15, Stench Resistance: +5, Item Drop: +15, Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2016-07"
9070	scorching Oprah's Socratic detective badge of the sewer	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Hot Damage: +25, Stench Damage: +25, Last Available: "2016-07"
9071	dog trainer's extremely unsafe Herculean detective badge of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Experience (Muscle): +1, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Experience (familiar): +1, Last Available: "2016-07"
9072	cyan cop dollar	0		Last Available: "2016-07"
9073	squat detective school application	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-07"
9074	perfumed wicked strapping detective roscoe	0		Muscle: +5, Spell Damage: +5, Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2016-07"
9075	non-tarnished colloidal blurry shoe gum	0		Effect: "Meat the Flintstones", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2016-07"
9076	foul-smelling therapeutic smooth noir fedora	0		Moxie: +15, Stench Damage: +10, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2016-07"
9077	steel-toed stiffened trench coat	0		Damage Reduction: 10, Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2016-07"
9078	watered-down mediocre Falcon&trade; Maltese Liquor	2	decent	Last Available: "2016-07"
9079	tiny spoiled hardboiled egg	1	crappy	Last Available: "2016-07"
9080	detective tattoo	0		Last Available: "2016-07"
9081	gray DIY protonic accelerator kit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-08"
9082	greasy nasty toasty experienced groovy protonic accelerator pack of the boozehound	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Experience: +2, Hot Damage: +5, Stench Damage: +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Booze Drop: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Shoot Ghost", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Trap Ghost", Last Available: "2016-08"
9083	ghostly red almost-dead walkie-talkie	0		Last Available: "2016-08"
9084	Adventurer bobblehead of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2016-11"
9085	cyan narrow psychokinetic energy blob	0		Last Available: "2016-08"
9086	squat careful bindle of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -25, Last Available: "2016-08"
9087	nasty fleshy lump of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Stench Damage: +5, Last Available: "2016-08"
9088	smoldering bagel punch of the boozehound	0		Item Drop: +5, Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2016-08"
9089	stiffened ghostly reins of the empath	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Familiar Weight: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-08"
9090	squat thinker's derringer	0		Mysticality: +10, Last Available: "2016-08"
9091	toasty Mr. Screege's spectacles	0		Hot Damage: +5, Single Equip, Drops Meat, Last Available: "2016-08"
9092	skewed up-at-dawn wholesome Spookyraven signet of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Adventures: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-08"
9093	extremely unsafe tie-dyed fannypack of chilblains	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Cold Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-08"
9094	Jack Frost's forbidden burnt snowpants	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "1.5xPotato, cap 25", Last Available: "2016-08"
9095	Samson's standards and practices guide	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Censorious Lecture", Last Available: "2016-08"
9096	tumbling up-at-dawn censurious energetic Carpathian longsword	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2016-08"
9097	sharpshooter's fortified Liam's mail of courage	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2016-08"
9098	bouncing squat hale groovy sage Unfortunato's foolscap	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Moxie Percent: +10, Maximum HP: +20, Last Available: "2016-08"
9099	Thwaitgold cockroach statuette	0		
9100	rad	0		
9101	purification tablet	0		
9102	arcane researcher's Wrist-Boy	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10
9103	Dear Past Self Package	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-09"
9104	Time-Spinner	0		Last Available: "2016-09"
9105	narrow compounded experience	0		Last Available: "2016-09"
9106	Rad-B-Gone (1 lb.)	0		
9107	magnetized oxidized Rad-Pro (1 oz.)	0		Effect: "Brother Flying Burrito's Blessing", Effect Duration: 64
9108	skewed lead umbrella	0		
9109	irradiated boiled twirling pulsating olive Shrieking Weasel holo-record	0		Effect: "Elemental Saucesphere", Effect Duration: 51
9110	concentrated Power-Guy 2000 holo-record	0		Effect: "Human-Plant Hybrid", Effect Duration: 29
9111	warmed narrow blue Lucky Strikes holo-record	0		Effect: "The Sweats", Effect Duration: 21
9112	vacuum-sealed irradiated electrified twirling EMD holo-record	0		Effect: "Cold, Dead Hands", Effect Duration: 64
9113	diffused quadruple-activated triple-adjusted blinking upside-down upside-down Superdrifter holo-record	0		Effect: "Fungal Fortification", Effect Duration: 59
9114	boiled The Pigs holo-record	0		Effect: "Fratty Flavor", Effect Duration: 47
9115	pickled upside-down Drunk Uncles holo-record	0		Effect: "Boilermade", Effect Duration: 66
9116	time residue	0		Last Available: "2016-09"
9117	repaid diaper of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60
9118	Riker's Search History	0		Last Available: "2016-09"
9119	high-proof tolerable Shot of Kardashian Gin	8	good	Last Available: "2016-09"
9120	groovy Unstable Pointy Ears	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-09"
9121	skewed Memory Disk, Alpha	0		Last Available: "2016-09"
9122	Tea, Earl Grey, Hot	1	awesome	Last Available: "2016-09"
9123	tumbling School of Hard Knocks Diploma	0		
9124	baby bark scorpion	0		
9125	droppable microphone	0		
9126	spirit-forward hand-crafted spinning unidentified drink	5	EPIC	
9127	gray tumbling smelly chilly KoL Con 13 T-shirt	0		Cold Damage: +5, Stench Spell Damage: +10
9128	flame-wreathed vibrating banded discarded swimming trunks	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +10
9129	activated frozen moist diluted makeup	0		Effect: "Action", Effect Duration: 14
9130	double-activated vacuum-sealed charisma potion	0		Effect: "EVISCERATE!", Effect Duration: 15
9131	blinking extremely confusing manual	0		
9132	huge aromatic nippy pistol	0		Cold Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +1
9133	cyan skewed KoL Con 13 snowglobe	0		Drops Items, Last Available: "2016-10"
9134	bland miniature ghostly leftover pasty	2	decent	
9135	tolerable watered-down spinning very whiskey	2	good	
9136	li'l orphan tot	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-10"
9137	maroon li'l knight costume	0		All Attributes: +15, Last Available: "2016-10"
9138	shaking li'l unicorn costume	0		Adventures: +5, PvP Fights: +5, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9139	fuchsia li'l candy corn costume	0		All Resistance: +5, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9140	li'l ninja costume	0		Item Drop: +150, Lasts Until Rollover, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9141	narrow li'l pirate costume	0		Meat Drop: +300, Lasts Until Rollover, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9142	narrow li'l clown costume	0		Experience: +15, Lasts Until Rollover, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9143	li'l robot costume	0		Experience: +10, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9144	li'l eyeball costume	0		Combat Rate: -10, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9145	li'l liberty costume	0		Item Drop: +100, Meat Drop: +200, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9146	irradiated super-Vulcanized wet shaking hoarded candy wad	0		Effect: "Human-Horror Hybrid", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2016-10"
9147	super-dry blurry maroon Prunets	0		Effect: "Strawberry Alarm", Effect Duration: 17
9148	Twitching Television Tattoo	0		
9149	cyan baby scorpion	0		Familiar Weight: +10
9150	quadruple-cold-filtered squat invisible string	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Effect: "Twen Tea", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2016-10"
9151	moist shaking blue invisible seam ripper	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Effect: "Flimsy Shield of the Pastalord", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2016-10"
9152	li'l ghost costume	0		Initiative: +100, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9153	delicious raw sweet potato	3	awesome	Last Available: "2016-11"
9154	tiny spoiled raw beans	1	crappy	Last Available: "2016-11"
9155	normal special raw stuffing	4	good	Effect: "Full-Body Tan", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2016-11"
9156	decent raw cranberry sauce	4	good	Last Available: "2016-11"
9157	adequate raw turkey	3	good	Last Available: "2016-11"
9158	decent immense raw mincemeat	9	good	Last Available: "2016-11"
9159	rotten tiny raw potato	1	crappy	Last Available: "2016-11"
9160	moldy raw gravy	3	crappy	Last Available: "2016-11"
9161	delicious olive raw bread	3	awesome	Last Available: "2016-11"
9162	fireproof mini-marshmallow dispenser of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2016-11"
9163	spinning stanky smelly Fonzie's glass casserole dish	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Stench Spell Damage: 35, Last Available: "2016-11"
9164	stuffing fluffer	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9165	teal perfumed sage can opener	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2016-11"
9166	dehydrated turkey blaster	1		Effect: "Healthy Bronze Glow", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2016-11"
9167	sizzling experienced glass pie plate	0		Experience: +2, Hot Damage: +10, Last Available: "2016-11"
9168	sage potato masher of the detective	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2016-11"
9169	gravy boat	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9170	bread mold	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9171	special yummy sweet potatoes	3	awesome	Effect: "Superveiny 9000", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2016-11"
9172	tiny stale upside-down yellow bean casserole	1	decent	Last Available: "2016-11"
9173	moldy immense baked stuffing	8	crappy	Last Available: "2016-11"
9174	decent snack-sized shaking cranberry cylinder	2	good	Last Available: "2016-11"
9175	huge decent shaking red thanksgiving turkey	10	good	Last Available: "2016-11"
9176	yummy miniature gray mince pie	2	awesome	Last Available: "2016-11"
9177	half-sized stale mashed potatoes	2	decent	Last Available: "2016-11"
9178	delicious thick lime green warm gravy	5	awesome	Last Available: "2016-11"
9179	bite-sized stale narrow bread roll	1	decent	Last Available: "2016-11"
9180	toothsome gigantic skewed upside-down leftovers	6	awesome	Last Available: "2016-11"
9181	snack-sized spoiled bouncing leftovers sandwich	2	crappy	Last Available: "2016-11"
9182	purple Eldritch Intellect: Journey into a Mind of Horror	0		Skill: "Eldritch Intellect"
9183	teal cornucopia	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9184	skewed megacopia	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9185	pilgrim hat	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9186	bouncing packet of thanksgarden seeds	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9187	huge cashew	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9188	mirror bomb of unknown origin	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9189	Granny Tood's Thanksgarden Catalog	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-11"
9190	eldritch effluvium	0		
9191	denatured adjusted huge eldritch concentrate	0		Effect: "Improved Candy Vision", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2016-11"
9192	enchanted mediocre watered-down eldritch extract	2	decent	Effect: "Black Lung", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2016-11"
9193	wicked Official Council Aide Pin of the sewer	0		Spell Damage: +5, Stench Damage: +25, Last Available: "2016-11"
9194	mediocre spirit-forward eldritch distillate	5	decent	Last Available: "2016-11"
9195	modified jittery eldritch essence	1		Last Available: "2016-11"
9196	wizardly Science Notebook	0		Mysticality: +25
9197	wool lard-coated gravedigger's eldritch hat	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2016-11"
9198	lard-coated studded eldritch pants of the scaredy-cat	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Monster Level: -15, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2016-11"
9199	distilled hand-crafted eldritch elixir	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2016-11"
9200	ghostly banded sinister Quartet of Flare Masters Jacket	0		Spell Damage: +10, Damage Absorption: +100, Last Available: "2016-11", Rollover Effect Duration: 1
9201	yellow lump of not really wriggling eldritch matter	0		
9202	jittery teal Adventurer's Kit	0		
9203	Build-a-City Gingerbread kit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-12"
9204	counterfeit city	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9205	sprinkles	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9206	The Gingerbread Vigilante's Handbook	0		Skill: "Licorice Rope", Last Available: "2016-12"
9207	huge Jim Carey's ball and chain	0		Monster Level: +25, Sprinkle Drop: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9208	candy dog collar	0		Sprinkle Drop: +25, Last Available: "2016-12"
9209	brainy gingerbread tophat	0		Mysticality: +5, Last Available: "2016-12"
9210	lime green bouncing gingerbread waistcoat of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2016-12"
9211	gingerbread trousers of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2016-12"
9212	bouncing lightning-fast Temple Grandin's steel-toed candy dress shoes	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Familiar Weight: +7, Initiative: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9213	resourceful candy necktie of dire peril of incineration	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Maximum MP: +50, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9214	wobbly nippy ruddy chocolate pocketwatch of the overflowing toilet	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Cold Damage: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9215	narrow broken chocolate pocketwatch	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9216	interesting clod of dirt	0		
9217	olive gingerbread restraining order	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9218	sprinkle-begging cup	0		Sprinkle Drop: +50, Last Available: "2016-12"
9219	half-sized spoiled animal part cracker	2	crappy	Last Available: "2016-12"
9220	mediocre gingerbread wine	3	decent	Last Available: "2016-12"
9221	adequate gingerbread mug	3	good	Last Available: "2016-12"
9222	wobbly Van der Graaf gingerbread mask	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2016-12"
9223	jittery wool dance instructor's gingerservo of extreme caution	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Monster Level: -25, Cold Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9224	extra-energized altered upside-down tainted icing	0		Effect: "Cruisin' for a Bruisin'", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2016-12"
9225	mirror skewed greasy gingerbeard	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9226	ghostly gingerbread smartphone	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9227	nippy Jim Carey's gingerbread hoodie	0		Monster Level: +25, Cold Damage: +10, Sprinkle Drop: +15, Last Available: "2016-12"
9228	mirror Newton's gingerbread pistol of the sweet-tooth	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2016-12"
9229	teal Annie Oakley's sage marzipan briefcase	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-12"
9230	Rosewater's creme brulee torch	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-12"
9231	sinister candy crowbar	0		Spell Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-12"
9232	perfumed thinker's candy screwdriver	0		Mysticality: +10, Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2016-12"
9233	gingerbread dog treat	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9234	smartaleck's pumpkin spice candle	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-12"
9235	polarized gingerbread spice latte	0		Effect: "Jittery", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2016-12"
9236	razor-sharp gingerbread gavel of temperance	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2016-12"
9237	gingerbread cigarette	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9238	gingerbread moneybag	0		Sprinkle Drop: +25, Last Available: "2016-12"
9239	distilled drinkable ginger beer	5	good	Last Available: "2016-12"
9240	spare chocolate parts	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9241	dry skewed industrial frosting	0		Effect: "Blood-Gorged", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2016-12"
9242	tarnished tarnished chilled fuchsia fake cocktail	0		Effect: "Partially Ghosted", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2016-12"
9243	artisanal special squat high-end ginger wine	3	EPIC	Effect: "Blessing of Bulbazinalli", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2016-12"
9244	blurry clever plastic bad vibe	0		Maximum MP: +20, Last Available: "2016-12"
9245	sinister plastic angry vikings	0		Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2016-12"
9246	blurry prompt plastic Knows About Chakras	0		Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2016-12"
9247	studded plastic Your Brain	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Last Available: "2016-12"
9248	supercool plastic Krampus	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Last Available: "2016-12"
9249	pressed activated upside-down Inner Wisdom	0		Effect: "Super Accuracy", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2016-12"
9250	cold-filtered flattened activated bouncing narrow Inner Strength	0		Effect: "Haunted Stomach", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2016-12"
9251	enhanced ionized Inner Truth	0		Effect: "Berry Berry Cold", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2016-12"
9252	moldy ghostly spiritual candy cane	4	crappy	Last Available: "2016-12"
9253	tolerable spiritual eggnog	4	good	Last Available: "2016-12"
9254	moldy fancy spiritual fruitcake	3	crappy	Effect: "Sweet Tooth", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2016-12"
9255	moldy small spiritual gingerbread	2	crappy	Last Available: "2016-12"
9256	maroon chocolate puppy	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9257	chocolate leash	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Last Available: "2016-12"
9258	ghostly My Life of Crime, a Memoir	0		Skill: "Gingerbread Mob Hit", Last Available: "2016-12"
9259	Pop Art: a Guide	0		Skill: "Fifteen Minutes of Flame", Last Available: "2016-12"
9260	skewed No Hats as Art	0		Skill: "Ceci N'Est Pas Un Chapeau", Last Available: "2016-12"
9261	Rethinking Candy	0		Skill: "Sweet Synthesis", Last Available: "2016-12"
9262	fruit-leather negatives	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9263	gingerbread blackmail photos	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9264	briefcase full of sprinkles	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9265	teethpick	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9266	pickled vacuum-sealed gray rock candy	0		Effect: "Norwhalloped", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2016-12"
9267	normal green-iced sweet roll	3	good	Last Available: "2016-12"
9268	huge sugar raygun	0		Sprinkle Drop: +50, Last Available: "2016-12"
9269	chocolate sculpture	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9270	no hat	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-12"
9271	ghostly mirror chakra sludge	0		
9272	negative lump	0		
9273	blinking friendly Third Eye of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2016-12"
9274	tumbling twirling rosewater-soaked Temple Grandin's Krampus Horn	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Stench Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9275	stale miniature hambrosier	2	decent	Last Available: "2016-12"
9276	tolerable weak squat chakra-mental wine	2	good	Last Available: "2016-12"
9277	activated galvanized tumbling chakra malt	0		Effect: "Chow Downed", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2016-12"
9278	tasty blinking Black Angus blackburger	3	awesome	Last Available: "2016-12"
9279	weak tolerable brandy	2	good	Last Available: "2016-12"
9280	altered potion of spiritual gunkifying	0		Effect: "Can Has Cyborger", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2016-12"
9281	huge ghostly crafty brawny bad vibroknife	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Maximum MP: +10, Last Available: "2016-12"
9282	double-paned supercool crystal belt buckle	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Cold Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2016-12"
9283	auspicious arcane researcher's saffron antaravasaka	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2016-12"
9284	extremely unsafe experienced saffron uttarasanga	0		Experience: +2, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2016-12"
9285	Lump-Stacking for Beginners	0		Skill: "Stack Lumps", Last Available: "2016-12"
9286	green eternal knot tattoo	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9287	pet bad vibe	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9288	gallstone	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2016-12"
9289	blinking stiffened educational supercool Uncle Crimbo's hat	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Experience: +1, Damage Reduction: 1, Last Available: "2016-12", Rollover Effect Duration: 100
9290	miniature flavorless spinning Eldritch snap	2	decent	Last Available: "2017-01"
9291	distilled maroon hot jelly	1		Last Available: "2017-01"
9292	dehydrated jelly	1		Last Available: "2017-01"
9293	vaporized upside-down jelly	1		Effect: "Broberry Brotality", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2017-01"
9294	denatured jittery olive skewed sleaze jelly	1		Last Available: "2017-01"
9295	pickled fuchsia stench jelly	1		Last Available: "2017-01"
9296	space planula	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-01"
9297	stale upside-down toast with hot jelly	3	decent	Last Available: "2017-01"
9298	massive adequate skewed toast with jelly	10	good	Last Available: "2017-01"
9299	moldy toast with jelly	3	crappy	Last Available: "2017-01"
9300	moldy massive toast with sleaze jelly	10	crappy	Last Available: "2017-01"
9301	bland teal toast with stench jelly	4	decent	Last Available: "2017-01"
9302	space jellybicycle	0		Familiar Weight: +5
9303	maroon hopeful candle	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-01"
9304	pewter candlestick	0		Familiar Weight: +10
9305	huge Jack Frost's cool wax hand	0		Moxie: +5, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2017-01"
9306	dog trainer's candle of temperance	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-01"
9307	stale wax pancake	3	decent	Last Available: "2017-01"
9308	deadly wax face of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Weapon Damage: +5, Last Available: "2017-01"
9309	perfectly mixed wax booze	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-01"
9310	tumbling glob of melted wax	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
9311	twisted pulsating sea jelly	1		Last Available: "2017-01"
9312	decent snack-sized sea truffle	2	good	Last Available: "2017-01"
9313	tarnished luggage key	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
9314	crushed steamer trunk	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
9315	recovered cufflinks	0		Item Drop: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-01"
9316	blinking heart-shaped crate	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-02"
9317	dry concentrated teal LOV Elixir #3	0		Effect: "Block-Rockin' Beet", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2017-02"
9318	adjusted modified skewed LOV Elixir #6	0		Effect: "Al Dente Inferno", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2017-02"
9319	galvanized boiled LOV Elixir #9	0		Effect: "Turn On, Tune In, Play Ball!", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2017-02"
9320	medical-grade hale LOV Eardigan of the cheetah	0		Maximum HP: +20, Initiative: +60, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-02"
9321	blue rosy-cheeked studded LOV Epaulettes of vim and vigor	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Maximum HP Percent: 80, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-02"
9322	avaricious wool weightlifter's LOV Earrings	0		Muscle: +15, Cold Resistance: +1, Meat Drop: +30, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-02"
9323	LOV Enamorang	0		Last Available: "2017-02"
9324	gray LOV Emotionizer	0		Last Available: "2017-02"
9325	LOV Extraterrestrial Chocolate	0		Last Available: "2017-02"
9326	modified upside-down LOV Echinacea Bouquet	1		Last Available: "2017-02"
9327	LOV Elephant of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2017-02"
9328	blurry eldritch scanner of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Last Available: "2017-02"
9329	dry tumbling eldritch alignment spray	0		Effect: "Human-Horror Hybrid", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2017-02"
9330	ghostly LOV Entrance Pass	0		Last Available: "2017-02"
9331	horrifying Socratic eldritch hammer of bravery	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Spooky Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2017-01"
9332	moldy half-sized eldritch mushroom	2	crappy	Last Available: "2017-03"
9333	eldritch ichor	0		
9334	moldy enchanted bite-sized eldritch mushroom pizza	1	crappy	Effect: "Funky Coal Patina", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2017-03"
9335	jittery eldritch tincture	0		Skill: "Evoke Eldritch Horror", Last Available: "2017-02"
9336	eldritch tincture (depleted)	0		Skill: "Evoke Eldritch Horror", Last Available: "2017-02"
9337	deionized blurry eldritch rub	0		Effect: "Mutated", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2017-02"
9338	HP-35 Calculator	0		
9339	Silver HP-35 Calculator	0		
9340	Golden HP-35 Calculator	0		
9341	Platinum HP-35 Calculator	0		
9342	Diamond HP-35 Calculator	0		
9343	bottlecap	0		
9344	huge discarded button	0		
9345	Gummi-Memory	0		
9346	wobbly Thwaitgold amoeba statuette	0		
9347	ghostly pickled grasshopper	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9348	blurry bottle of an&iacute;s	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9349	bottle of novelty hot sauce	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9350	elemental sugarcube	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9351	peppermint sprig	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9352	blue bottle of clam juice	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9353	teal cocktail mushroom	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9354	shot of granola liqueur	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9355	shaking can of cherry-flavored sterno	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9356	gray lump of ichor	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9357	bottle of gregnadigne	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9358	spinning bottle of Cr&egrave;me de Fugu	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9359	red baby oil shooter	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9360	fish head	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9361	limepatch	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9362	fuchsia pile of dirt	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9363	jittery slime shooter	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9364	skewed imaginary lemon	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9365	tolerable literal grasshopper	3	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9366	hand-crafted double entendre	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9367	delicious weak Phlegethon	2	awesome	Last Available: "2017-03"
9368	perfectly mixed practically non-alcoholic twirling Siberian sunrise	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9369	lousy weak mentholated wine	2	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9370	mediocre lime green low tide martini	3	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9371	lousy shroomtini	3	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9372	acceptable weak shaking morning dew	2	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9373	hand-crafted weak huge whiskey squeeze	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9374	lousy great fashioned	3	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9375	acceptable narrow Gnomish sagngria	3	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9376	practically non-alcoholic lousy vodka stinger	1	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9377	lousy fancy weak extremely slippery nipple	2	decent	Effect: "Mighty Shout", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2017-03"
9378	acceptable ghostly twirling blinking piscatini	4	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9379	tolerable upside-down Churchill	3	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9380	acceptable maroon soilzerac	3	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9381	watered-down lousy London frog	2	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9382	high-proof acceptable upside-down nothingtini	7	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9383	hand-crafted eighth plague	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9384	artisanal extra-dry single entendre	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9385	spirit-forward acceptable narrow reverse Tantalus	5	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9386	tolerable elemental caipiroska	3	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9387	artisanal Feliz Navidad	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9388	drinkable Bloody Nora	3	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9389	perfectly mixed moreltini	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9390	drinkable weak yellow hell in a bucket	2	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9391	watered-down perfectly mixed Newark	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9392	boozy lousy R'lyeh	5	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9393	hand-crafted practically non-alcoholic blue Gnollish sangria	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9394	bad high-proof vodka barracuda	9	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9395	weak tolerable Mysterious Island iced tea	2	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9396	tolerable weak drive-by shooting	2	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9397	artisanal teal gunner's daughter	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9398	hand-crafted weak dirt julep	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9399	bad Simepore slime	3	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9400	mediocre special Phil Collins	4	decent	Effect: "Heart of Lavender", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2017-03"
9401	upside-down unpowered Robortender	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-03"
9402	shaking toggle switch (Bartend)	0		Familiar Weight: +5
9403	toggle switch (Bounce)	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Equips On: "Robortender"
9404	spinning tumbling Spacegate access badge	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-04"
9405	blinking ghostly filter helmet	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9406	exo-servo leg braces	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9407	rad cloak	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9408	squat huge gate transceiver	0		Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9409	blurry high-friction boots	0		Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9410	Spacegate Research	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9411	ghostly alien rock sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9412	alien gemstone	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9413	geological sample kit	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9414	huge botanical sample kit	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9415	stale edible alien plant bit	3	decent	Last Available: "2017-04"
9416	ghostly alien plant fibers	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9417	alien plant sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9418	complex alien plant sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9419	fascinating alien plant sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9420	vaporized twirling skewed alien plant goo	1		Last Available: "2017-04"
9421	alien plant pod	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9422	yellow spinning zoological sample kit	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9423	super-sized rotten wobbly alien meat	5	crappy	Last Available: "2017-04"
9424	alien toenails	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9425	alien zoological sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9426	complex alien zoological sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9427	fascinating alien zoological sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9428	compressed alien animal goo	1		Last Available: "2017-04"
9429	skewed alien animal milk	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9430	skewed spant egg casing	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9431	blue murderbot data core	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9432	polymerized ionized mirror alien medicine	0		Effect: "On the Shoulders of Giants", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2017-04"
9433	thick stale twirling alien salad	5	decent	Last Available: "2017-04"
9434	bad alien booze	4	decent	Last Available: "2017-04"
9435	pulsating Sherlock's ruddy Da Vinci's alien mask	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2017-04"
9436	hardy fortified alien spear of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Damage Absorption: +60, Maximum HP: +50, Last Available: "2017-04"
9437	twirling flame-retardant supercharged slick alien blowgun	0		Moxie: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Hot Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2017-04"
9438	bouncing bouncing purple Jack Frost's fortified alien loincloth of the boozehound	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2017-04"
9439	reassuring greasy chaotic alien totem	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2017-04"
9440	twirling Usain Bolt's wicked Herculean alien necklace	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Spell Damage: +5, Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2017-04"
9441	teal spant chitin	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9442	spant tendon	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9443	mirror forbidden baleful spants	0		Spell Damage: +25, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2017-04"
9444	scorching veiny spant shield	0		Maximum HP: +10, Hot Damage: +25, Last Available: "2017-04"
9445	horrifying spant shoulderpads of the cheetah	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Initiative: +60, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-04"
9446	ghostly dog trainer's spant backplate of the boozehound	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2017-04"
9447	curative spant spear of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2017-04"
9448	bouncing murderbot power cell	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9449	murderbot component casing	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9450	blue murderbot monofilament	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9451	improved quantum vacuum-sealed murderbot shield unit	0		Effect: "Charrrming", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2017-04"
9452	murderbot live wire	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9453	twirling tumbling reassuring smelly murderbot mask of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +1, Avatar: "Murderbot", Last Available: "2017-04"
9454	ionized polarized murderbot spring injector	0		Effect: "Nasty, Nasty Breath", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2017-04"
9455	maroon executive groovy murderbot whip	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2017-04"
9456	cool murderbot plasma rifle of the sweet-tooth	0		Moxie: +5, Candy Drop: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "EXTERMINATE SPANT", Last Available: "2017-04"
9457	squat murderbot memory chip	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9458	red space pirate treasure map	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9459	maroon Space Pirate Astrogation Handbook	0		Skill: "Quantum Movement", Last Available: "2017-04"
9460	Non-Euclidean Finance	0		Skill: "5-D Earning Potential", Last Available: "2017-04"
9461	Peek-a-Boo!	0		Skill: "Object Quasi-Permanence", Last Available: "2017-04"
9462	Procrastinator locker key	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9463	Space Baby children's book	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9464	Space Baby bawbaw	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9465	Spacegate	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9466	stale jittery Aldebaran sardines	3	decent	Last Available: "2017-04"
9467	hand-crafted jittery Centauri fish wine	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-04"
9468	compressed blue tumbling oxygen	1		Last Available: "2017-04"
9469	twirling chilly personal trainer's Spacegate scientist's insignia	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Cold Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-04", Rollover Effect Duration: 30
9470	skewed Jack Frost's beefcake's Spacegate military insignia	0		Muscle: +25, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-04", Rollover Effect Duration: 30
9471	Temple Grandin's vibrating personal trainer's Spacegate diplomat's insignia	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Familiar Weight: +7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-04"
9472	Spacegate emergency disintegrator	0		Skill: "Disintegrate", Last Available: "2017-04"
9473	Spacegate Initiative tattoo unit	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9474	bite-sized flavorless alien sandwich	1	decent	Last Available: "2017-04"
9475	glitched malware	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
9476	quadruple-vacuum-sealed Spant eggs	0		Effect: "El Vibrations", Effect Duration: 39
9477	mirror Spacegate (open)	0		Lasts Until Rollover
9478	New-You Club Membership Form	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-05"
9479	irradiated vacuum-sealed extra-anodized Daily Affirmation: Always be Collecting	0		Effect: "Video Game Hot Dog", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2017-05"
9480	flattened blurry Daily Affirmation: Think Win-Lose	0		Effect: "Ancestral Disapproval", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2017-05"
9481	oxidized upside-down Daily Affirmation: Be Superficially interested	0		Effect: "Ruthlessly Efficient", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2017-05"
9482	non-polymerized blue upside-down Daily Affirmation: Adapt to Change Eventually	0		Effect: "A Contender", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2017-05"
9483	magnetized adjusted pulsating bouncing Daily Affirmation: Be a Mind Master	0		Effect: "Sourpuss", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2017-05"
9484	chilled wet fuchsia Daily Affirmation: Work For Hours a Week	0		Effect: "Certainty", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2017-05"
9485	energized warmed tumbling squat Daily Affirmation: Keep Free Hate in your Heart	0		Effect: "High Blood Chocolate Content", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2017-05"
9486	normal low-calorie shaking Affirmation Cookie	1	good	Last Available: "2017-05"
9487	License To Kill	0		
9488	Thwaitgold bug statuette	0		
9489	wobbly Victor's Spoils	0		
9490	denatured Threatening Missive	0		Effect: "Just Aged Enough", Effect Duration: 30
9491	Targeted Plague Vector	0		
9492	suspicious package	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-06"
9493	perfumed smelly Kremlin's Greatest Briefcase of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "KGB tranquilizer dart", Last Available: "2017-06"
9494	artisanal basic martini	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-06"
9495	weak perfectly mixed narrow improved martini	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-06"
9496	smooth splendid martini	4	awesome	Last Available: "2017-06"
9497	exploding cigar	0		Last Available: "2017-06"
9498	can of Minions-Be-Gone	0		Last Available: "2017-06"
9499	mirror fuchsia tattoo gun	0		Last Available: "2017-06"
9500	gun	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-06"
9501	gum	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-06"
9502	veiny dance instructor's plastic gundam of the bloodbag	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Maximum HP: 110, Last Available: "2017-06"
9503	twirling License to Chill	0		Last Available: "2017-07"
9504	blurry Celsius 233	0		Skill: "Eternal Flame", Last Available: "2017-06"
9505	Celsius 233 (singed)	0		Skill: "Eternal Flame", Last Available: "2017-06"
9506	Lazenby's Life Lesson	0		Free Pull
9507	huge LI-11 Motor Pool voucher	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-07"
9508	Asdon Martin keyfob (on ring)	0		Last Available: "2017-07"
9509	upside-down L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate	0		
9510	cyan Dust bunny	0		
9511	cyan shaking Pocket Meteor Guide	0		Last Available: "2017-08"
9512	Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed)	0		Last Available: "2017-08"
9513	shaking Meteorite-Ade	0		Last Available: "2017-08"
9514	small spoiled tumbling meteoreo	2	crappy	Last Available: "2017-08"
9515	perfectly mixed weak purple meadeorite	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-08"
9516	meteoroid	0		Last Available: "2017-08"
9517	Jack Frost's meteortarboard of wisdom of the brazier	0		Mysticality: +15, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2017-08"
9518	gray occult sinister extremely unsafe meteorite guard	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Spell Damage: +10, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Last Available: "2017-08"
9519	Sherlock's meteorb of the early riser	0		Item Drop: +25, Adventures: +7, Lantern: 1, Lantern Element: "Hot", Last Available: "2017-08"
9520	veiny Newton's asteroid belt	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Maximum HP: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-08"
9521	pulsating blinking prompt meteorthopedic shoes of wisdom of the bloodbag	0		Mysticality: +15, Maximum HP: +100, Adventures: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-08"
9522	lime green flame-wreathed grievous Samson's shooting morning star	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-08"
9523	meteoroid	0		Last Available: "2017-08"
9524	meteor shower cap	0		Familiar Weight: +5
9525	Thwaitgold time fly statuette	0		
9526	perfectly fair coin	0		Last Available: "2017-11"
9527	olive Horsery contract	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-08"
9528	fuchsia corked genie bottle	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-09"
9529	genie bottle	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9530	fuchsia auspicious manspreader's educational blessed rustproof +2 gray dragon scale mail	0		Experience: +1, Monster Level: +10, Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2023-09"
9531	pony: Dusk Shiny	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9532	teal pony: Shutterfly	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9533	pony: Pearjack	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9534	pony: Uniquity	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9535	narrow pony: Rosey Cake	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9536	pony: Spectrum Dash	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9537	pocket wish	0		Last Available: "2023-09"
9538	squat dropped scrap of paper	0		
9539	squat hunk of granite	0		
9540	blue shovelful of dirt	0		
9541	xo-skeleton-in-a-box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-10"
9542	teal exo-xo-skeleton-skeleton	0		Familiar Weight: +5
9543	blue X	0		Last Available: "2017-10"
9544	fuchsia O	0		Last Available: "2017-10"
9545	aged watered-down DUFRESNE Suds	2	awesome	Last Available: "2017-09"
9546	blurry miser's hardened mafia pinky ring	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Meat Drop: +10, Single Equip
9547	smooth flask of port	3	awesome	
9548	flame-retardant Tesla contract enforcement stick	0		Hot Resistance: +1, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
9549	stale Hide-rox&trade; cookie	3	decent	Last Available: "2017-10"
9550	fancy lousy weak jug of booze	2	decent	Effect: "Dexteri Tea", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2017-10"
9551	galvanized activated Vulcanized pair of candy glasses	0		Effect: "Ten out of Ten", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2017-10"
9552	moist narrow temporary X tattoos	0		Effect: "Gamer Rage", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2017-10"
9553	diluted mirror glyph of athleticism	1		Last Available: "2017-10"
9554	ghostly pair of scissors	0		Last Available: "2017-10"
9555	ionized shaking new habit	0		Effect: "Ode to Booze", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2017-10"
9556	bridge truss	0		Last Available: "2017-10"
9557	Sherlock's ruddy pearl necklace of the scaredy-cat	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Monster Level: -15, Item Drop: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-10"
9558	amorphous blob	0		Last Available: "2017-11"
9559	X	0		Last Available: "2017-11"
9560	O	0		Last Available: "2017-11"
9561	amorphous blob	0		Last Available: "2017-11"
9562	squat crafty energetic shellacked protection stick of the glutton	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Maximum MP: +10, Food Drop: +100
9563	Vulcanized roll of meat	0		Effect: "Lubed", Effect Duration: 60
9564	fortified mafia thumb ring of the sewer	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Stench Damage: +25, Single Equip
9565	diffused corrupted cocoa chondrule	0		Effect: "Venomous Weapon", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2020-09"
9566	reassuring wool mafia middle finger ring	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Spooky Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Show them your ring"
9567	purple greedy experienced sage steel drivin' hammer of the bloodbag	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Experience: +2, Maximum HP: +100, Meat Drop: +20
9568	skewed ghostly piece of steel	0		
9569	wobbly scandalous foul-smelling mafia pointer finger ring	0		Stench Damage: +10, Sleaze Damage: +5, Single Equip, Drops Meat
9570	tumbling avaricious worksite credentials	0		Meat Drop: +30, Single Equip
9571	huge family-friendly horrifying sizzling steel-toed negotiatin' hammer	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Hot Damage: +10, Spooky Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +1
9572	pantogram	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-11"
9573	blue pantogram	0		Last Available: "2017-11"
9574	pantogram pants	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-11"
9575	steel-toed personal trainer's mafia wedding ring	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Damage Reduction: 9, Single Equip
9576	flame-retardant mafia organizer badge	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Single Equip
9577	mafia filofax	0		
9578	transparent nog	1	decent	Last Available: "2017-12"
9579	spoiled unfinished fruitcake	3	crappy	Last Available: "2017-12"
9580	quadruple-tarnished pulsating and cracker	0		Effect: "Mercenary", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2017-12"
9581	bad weak neg grog	2	decent	Last Available: "2017-12"
9582	small rotten half double fruitcake	2	crappy	Last Available: "2017-12"
9583	toothsome miniature hushed puppy	2	awesome	Last Available: "2017-12"
9584	adequate miniature upside-down muffled muffuletta	2	good	Last Available: "2017-12"
9585	miniature adequate shushed potatoes	2	good	Last Available: "2017-12"
9586	pulsating huge chaotic plastic mime functionary	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Last Available: "2017-12"
9587	upside-down cyan extremely unsafe plastic mime scientist	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2017-12"
9588	sage plastic mime soldier	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Last Available: "2017-12"
9589	Rosewater's plastic mime executive	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Last Available: "2017-12"
9590	yellow plastic The Silent Nightmare of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Last Available: "2017-12"
9591	locked mumming trunk	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-12"
9592	huge mumming trunk	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9593	temperance whiskey	1	decent	Last Available: "2017-11"
9594	ionized spinning wishbone	0		Effect: "Material Witness", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2017-11"
9595	fortified special lousy spinning Racisto Ruidoso	5	decent	Effect: "One Very Clear Eye", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2017-11"
9596	red earthenware muffin tin	0		
9597	bite-sized enchanted adequate bran muffin	1	good	Effect: "Weasels Underfoot", Effect Duration: 30
9598	stale blueberry muffin	4	decent	
9599	huge silent A	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9600	silent B	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9601	silent C	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9602	green silent D	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9603	silent E	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9604	bouncing silent F	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9605	silent G	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9606	silent H	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9607	bouncing silent I	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9608	silent J	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9609	silent K	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9610	gray upside-down silent L	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9611	olive silent M	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9612	silent N	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9613	silent O	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9614	spinning silent P	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9615	silent Q	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9616	silent R	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9617	silent S	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9618	silent T	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9619	silent U	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9620	silent V	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9621	blinking silent W	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9622	gray silent X	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9623	wobbly silent Y	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9624	silent Z	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9625	crystalline cheer	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9626	tumbling anti-earplugs	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9627	blinking warehouse key	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9628	mime pocket probe	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9629	mediocre irresponsibly strong blinking stale cheer wine	6	decent	Last Available: "2017-12"
9630	decent stale Cheer-E-Os	3	good	Last Available: "2017-12"
9631	cheer-o-gram	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9632	ghostly Sherlock's cheerful antler hat of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2017-12"
9633	huge lightning-fast dangerous cheerful Crimbo sweater	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2017-12"
9634	rock-hard cheerful pajama pants of the cheetah	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2017-12"
9635	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1	0		Skill: "Silent Hunter", Last Available: "2017-12"
9636	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used)	0		Skill: "Silent Hunter", Last Available: "2017-12"
9637	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2	0		Skill: "Quiet Determination", Last Available: "2017-12"
9638	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used)	0		Skill: "Quiet Determination", Last Available: "2017-12"
9639	red The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3	0		Skill: "Quiet Judgement", Last Available: "2017-12"
9640	huge The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used)	0		Skill: "Quiet Judgement", Last Available: "2017-12"
9641	upside-down The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4	0		Skill: "Silent Treatment", Last Available: "2017-12"
9642	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used)	0		Skill: "Silent Treatment", Last Available: "2017-12"
9643	huge narrow The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5	0		Skill: "Silent Knife", Last Available: "2017-12"
9644	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used)	0		Skill: "Silent Knife", Last Available: "2017-12"
9645	shaking The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6	0		Skill: "Quiet Desperation", Last Available: "2017-12"
9646	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used)	0		Skill: "Quiet Desperation", Last Available: "2017-12"
9647	mime eraser	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9648	aged executive mime flask	3	awesome	Last Available: "2017-12"
9649	stale nega-mushroom	4	decent	Last Available: "2017-12"
9650	artisanal nega-mushroom wine	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-12"
9651	frozen Cheer-Up soda	0		Effect: "The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2017-12"
9652	diet moldy mime army rations	1	crappy	Last Available: "2017-12"
9653	practically non-alcoholic lousy mime army wine	1	decent	Last Available: "2017-12"
9654	dried twirling mime army superserum	1		Last Available: "2017-12"
9655	irradiated upside-down mime army camouflage kit	0		Effect: "Violent Night", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2017-12"
9656	miming beret of the blizzard of the sweet-tooth	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2017-12"
9657	hardened miming shirt of Calamity Jane	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Last Available: "2017-12"
9658	ghostly executive miming corduroys of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2017-12"
9659	up-at-dawn vibrating miming boots	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Adventures: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9660	shaking Sherlock's miming gloves of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Item Drop: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9661	God Lobster Egg	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-05"
9662	donated booze	0		
9663	shaking donated food	0		
9664	pulsating fuchsia donated candy	0		
9665	deionized denatured digital honeypot	0		Effect: "Hella Smooth", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2025-12"
9666	blurry mime-proof sunglasses	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9667	blurry wicked mime army insignia (infantry)	0		Spell Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12", Stat Tuning: "Muscle (all)"
9668	narrow gray banded mime army insignia (intelligence)	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12", Stat Tuning: "Mysticality (all)"
9669	zippy mime army insignia (espionage)	0		Initiative: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12", Stat Tuning: "Moxie (all)"
9670	bouncing mime army insignia (pyrotechnics)	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9671	mime army insignia (cryonics)	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9672	mime army insignia (psychological warfare)	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9673	spinning blurry pulsating mime army insignia (sanitation)	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9674	mime army insignia (morale)	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9675	lime green squat Jack Frost's mime army infiltration glove of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9676	mime army shotglass	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9677	mime army challenge coin	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9678	cheer extractor	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9679	kerosene-soaked skip	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-12"
9680	ghostly fireproof skip lid	0		Familiar Weight: +5
9681	jumbo normal spinning purple extra-toasted half sandwich	5	good	Last Available: "2018-12"
9682	lousy skewed mulled hobo wine	4	decent	Last Available: "2018-12"
9683	burning newspaper	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
9684	smelly burning paper hat of the wise owl of bravery	0		Mysticality: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-12"
9685	lime green knitted strapping burning cape of courage	0		Muscle: +5, Cold Resistance: +3, Spooky Resistance: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-12"
9686	huge lard-coated sizzling burning paper slippers of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Hot Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-12"
9687	greasy baleful wicked burning paper jorts	0		Spell Damage: 30, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-12"
9688	cyan rosewater-soaked dance instructor's supercool burning paper crane	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Stench Resistance: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-12"
9689	January's Garbage Tote (unopened)	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-01"
9690	January's Garbage Tote	0		Last Available: "2018-01"
9691	skewed deceased crimbo tree	0		Breakable, Last Available: "2018-01", Lasts Until Rollover
9692	blue censurious flame-wreathed broken champagne bottle	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Breakable, Last Available: "2018-01", Lasts Until Rollover
9693	dance instructor's Herculean tinsel tights	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Last Available: "2018-01", Lasts Until Rollover
9694	ribald wad of used tape of extreme caution of courage	0		Monster Level: -25, Sleaze Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2018-01", Lasts Until Rollover
9695	Newton's supercool silent nightlight of extreme caution of the cheetah	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Monster Level: -25, Initiative: +60, Rollover Effect Duration: 50
9696	triple-anodized enhanced spinning sweetened reindeer fat	0		Effect: "Fit To Be Tide", Effect Duration: 34
9697	dry ionized tumbling skewed Good 'n' Quiet	0		Effect: "Berry Defensive", Effect Duration: 64
9698	pickled bouncing hot button candy	0		Effect: "Blessing of the Frozen Tortellini", Effect Duration: 38
9699	Jeselnik's nasty friendly makeshift garbage shirt	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Stench Damage: +5, Sleaze Damage: +25, Breakable, Last Available: "2018-01", Lasts Until Rollover
9700	skewed aromatic sizzling novelty monorail ticket	0		Hot Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +1, Rollover Effect Duration: 100
9701	pickled upside-down pills	1		
9702	compressed lime green furry pill	1		
9703	modified ghostly beefy pill	1		
9704	dried squat excitement pill	1		
9705	diluted jittery vitamin G pill	1		
9706	powdered huge wobbly lucky-ish pill	1		
9707	powdered jittery dieting pill	1		Effect: "It Tickles!  It Tickles!", Effect Duration: 25
9712	Clan Carnival Game	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-02"
9713	How To Get Bigger Without Really Trying	0		Skill: "Get Big", Last Available: "2018-02"
9714	Illustrated Mating Rituals of the Gallapagos	0		Skill: "Gallapagosian Mating Call", Last Available: "2018-02"
9715	gray Convincing People You Can See The Future	0		Skill: "Inscrutable Gaze", Last Available: "2018-02"
9716	Love Potions and the Wizards who Mix Them	0		Skill: "Love Mixology", Last Available: "2018-02"
9717	jittery They'll Love You In Rhinestones	0		Skill: "Acquire Rhinestones", Last Available: "2018-02"
9718	gray Silly Little Love Song	0		Skill: "Paul's Passionate Pop Song", Last Available: "2018-02"
9719	Annie Oakley's razor-sharp genie's turbane	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Last Available: "2018-02"
9720	groovy slick genie's scimitar	0		Moxie: +10, Moxie Percent: +10, Last Available: "2018-02"
9721	purple flame-wreathed genie's pants of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2018-02"
9722	genie's bracers of wisdom of incineration	0		Mysticality: +15, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2018-02"
9723	double-paned psychic's circlet of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Cold Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2018-02"
9724	fireproof baleful psychic's crystal ball	0		Spell Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2018-02"
9725	horrifying Jack Frost's psychic's pslacks	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Damage: +25, Last Available: "2018-02"
9726	wool scandalous psychic's amulet	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2018-02"
9727	diet rotten heart-shaped candy whetstone	1	crappy	Last Available: "2018-02"
9728	flavorless Swedish massage fish	4	decent	Last Available: "2018-02"
9729	acceptable Third Base	4	good	Last Available: "2018-02"
9730	smooth enchanted shaking Bustle Hustler	3	awesome	Effect: "Adorable Lookout", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2018-02"
9731	quadruple-electrified maroon Fabiotion	0		Effect: "Castaway Physique", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2018-02"
9732	boiled ionized narrow Bettie page	0		Effect: "Ninja, Please", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2018-02"
9733	dry aerosolized wobbly tonic o' Banderas	0		Effect: "Musky", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2018-02"
9734	denatured ghostly heather graham cracker	0		Effect: "Barking Mad", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2018-02"
9735	Lolsipop	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9736	heart cozy	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9737	eaves droppers	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9738	personal graffiti kit	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9739	Mysterious Red Box	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9740	Mysterious Green Box	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9741	Mysterious Blue Box	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9742	skewed Mysterious Black Box	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9743	flattened twirling rainbow jellybean	0		Effect: "Heart of Pink", Effect Duration: 37
9744	non-adjusted alkaline mystery lollipop	0		Effect: "Berry Berry Cold", Effect Duration: 32
9745	Love Potion #0	0		Effect: "Tainted Love Potion", Effect Duration: 20
9746	non-denatured spinning rhinestone	0		Effect: "You're Rubber", Effect Duration: 33
9747	1,960 pok&eacute;dollar bill	0		
9748	metandienone	0		
9749	blue twirling riboflavin	0		
9750	bronze	0		
9751	piracetam	0		
9752	wobbly ultracalcium	0		
9753	ginseng	0		
9754	Team Avarice cap of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50
9755	steel-toed Team Sloth cap	0		Damage Reduction: 9
9756	ghostly Team Wrath cap of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5
9757	avaricious Mu cap	0		Meat Drop: +30
9758	upside-down narrow Thwaitgold metabug statuette	0		
9759	shaking tumbling Pok&eacute;fam Guide to Capturing All of Them	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-03"
9760	packet of tall grass seeds	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9761	Pok&eacute;-Gro fertilizer	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9762	cyan Globmule	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9763	Bluzzard	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9764	jittery Faux	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9765	Sledgehamster	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9766	Pimpsqueak	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9767	purple Pillowbug	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9768	Dressage	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9769	mirror Sequestrian	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9770	Carpricorn	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9771	upside-down Turpin	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9772	huge Morphan	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9773	Cycloney	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9774	lime green Peaclock	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9775	yellow Turtive	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9776	Lepardner	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9777	upside-down Aiolion	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9778	Waifuton	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9779	Gorillape	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9780	skewed Wendtigo	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9781	pulsating Snoutlet	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9782	wobbly Ruffalo	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9783	narrow Vaporpoise	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9784	Ghosprey	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9785	Straypler	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9786	Flan	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9787	Mustardigrade	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9788	Ched	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9789	huge Gazelleton	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9790	Mechamelion	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9791	tumbling Bicycle	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9792	Vamprey	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9793	tumbling Wullabye	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9794	blurry Nursine	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9795	Cantelope	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9796	fuchsia Ungulant	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9797	Caramel	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9798	bouncing Oppossum	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9799	blurry blinking Amanitee	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9800	Smashmoth	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9801	Vulgure	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9802	Squib	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9803	purple Trafikoan	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9804	Slotter	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9805	twirling Shudder	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9806	Glamare	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9807	Unspeakachu	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9808	squat Stooper	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9809	Disgeist	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9810	ghostly red Bowlet	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9811	tumbling Cornbeefadon	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9812	Mu	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9813	tumbling Glum berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9814	Egnaro berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9815	Sitrep berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9816	Nadsat berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9817	ghostly green Jamocha berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9818	mirror Tapioc berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9819	Snarf berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9820	Keese berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9821	luck incense	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Item Drop: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-03"
9822	huge shell bell	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-03"
9823	muscle band	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-03"
9824	mirror skewed amulet coin	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Meat Drop: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-03"
9825	razor fang	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-03"
9826	smoke ball	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-03"
9827	rocket	0		
9828	dehydrated magnificent oyster egg	1		
9829	diluted brilliant oyster egg	1		Effect: "Whippin' It Good", Effect Duration: 25
9830	vaporized glistening oyster egg	1		
9831	powdered skewed jittery scintillating oyster egg	1		Effect: "Super Accuracy", Effect Duration: 40
9832	altered pearlescent oyster egg	1		Effect: "Greasy Peasy", Effect Duration: 50
9833	compressed spinning lustrous oyster egg	1		
9834	altered gleaming oyster egg	1		
9835	blinking FantasyRealm membership packet	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-04"
9836	FantasyRealm guest pass	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9837	huge executive wizardly FantasyRealm G. E. M. of temperance	0		Mysticality: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +40, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9838	Rubee&trade;	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9839	tumbling friendly FantasyRealm Warrior's Helm	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2018-04"
9840	forbidden FantasyRealm Mage's Hat	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2018-04"
9841	scorching FantasyRealm Rogue's Mask	0		Hot Damage: +25, Last Available: "2018-04"
9842	lump of bauxite	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
9843	Temple Grandin's Tesla &quot;Remember the Trees&quot; Shirt of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Familiar Weight: +7, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
9844	FantasyRealm key	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9845	plump mushroom	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9846	tainted marshmallow	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9847	yellow Chewsick Copperbottom's notes	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9848	LyleCo premium pickaxe	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9849	LyleCo premium rope	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9850	My First Art of War	0		Skill: "Army of Toddlers", Last Available: "2018-12"
9851	dragon aluminum ore	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9852	yellow faerie dust	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9853	shaking poisoned druidic s'more	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9854	druidic orb	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9855	to-go brew	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9856	flask of holy water	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9857	corrupted universal antivenin	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Effect: "Hot Hands", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2018-04"
9858	LyleCo premium monocle	0		Rubee Drop: 1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9859	LyleCo premium magnifying glass	0		Rubee Drop: 1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9860	FantasyRealm tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9861	LyleCo Contractor's Manual	0		Skill: "Expert Corner-Cutter", Last Available: "2018-04"
9862	rotten miniature FantasyRealm turkey leg	2	crappy	Last Available: "2018-04"
9863	boozy tolerable FantasyRealm mead	5	good	Last Available: "2018-04"
9864	nasty haunch	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9865	huge Cheswick Copperbottom's compass	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9866	shaking arrest warrant	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9867	hero's skull	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9868	fuchsia grolblin rum	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9869	bland bite-sized green druidic s'more	1	decent	Last Available: "2018-04"
9870	vaporized jittery sachet of powder	1		Last Available: "2018-04"
9871	bad mourning wine	4	decent	Last Available: "2018-04"
9872	sanctified cola	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9873	map to the Towering Mountains	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9874	map to the Mystic Wood	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9875	red map to the Putrid Swamp	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9876	pulsating map to the Cursed Village	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9877	map to the Sprawling Cemetery	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9878	normal olive narrow denastified haunch	4	good	Last Available: "2018-04"
9879	acceptable bad rum and good cola	4	good	Last Available: "2018-04"
9880	enhanced deionized Potion of Heroism	0		Effect: "Nothing Is Impossible", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2018-04"
9881	family-friendly healthy leggings of the Spider Queen of doom	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2018-04"
9882	Lo Pan's medical-grade beefcake's Master Thief's utility belt	0		Muscle: +25, Spell Critical Percent: +30, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9883	vibrating Duke Vampire's regal cloak of horror of courage	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2018-04"
9884	skewed greedy wholesome experienced Dragonscale breastplate	0		Experience: +2, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2018-04"
9885	blurry lightning-fast belt of Ogrekind of the cougar of Flo-Jo	0		Moxie: +20, Initiative: 140, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9886	jittery Temple Grandin's Jim Carey's The Ghoul King's ghoulottes of the sewer	0		Monster Level: +25, Familiar Weight: +7, Stench Damage: +25, Last Available: "2018-04"
9887	Samson's nozzle of the Phoenix of the dark arts of the storm	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2018-04"
9888	narrow therapeutic banded extremely unsafe the Archwizard's briefs	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Damage Absorption: +100, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2018-04"
9889	perfumed therapeutic the Ley Incursion's waist of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Stench Resistance: +5, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9890	banded quilted shield of the Skeleton Lord of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Damage Absorption: 140, Last Available: "2018-04"
9891	prompt rosewater-soaked lard-coated ring of the Skeleton Lord	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +3, Adventures: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9892	prompt crafty scepter of the Skeleton Lord of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Maximum MP: +10, Adventures: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9893	foul-smelling crafty slick deadfall branch of James Dean	0		Moxie: +10, Experience (Moxie): +3, Maximum MP: +10, Stench Damage: +10
9894	huge spinning double-paned scorching dance instructor's Fonzie's Staff of Kitchen Royalty of the cheetah	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Hot Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +5, Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2018-04"
9895	jittery charged druidic orb	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9896	dragon slaying sword	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9897	olive notarized arrest warrant	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9898	acceptable fortified two meat muck	5	good	
9899	delicious squat chocolate Ogre Chieftain	3	awesome	
9900	flavorless spinning chocolate &quot;Phoenix&quot;	3	decent	
9901	bite-sized normal chocolate Spider Queen	1	good	
9902	perfectly mixed ghostly hipster cocktail	4	EPIC	
9903	God Lobster's Scepter	0		Equips On: "God Lobster", Familiar Effect: "small fairy/lep", Last Available: "2018-05"
9904	God Lobster's Ring	0		Equips On: "God Lobster", Familiar Effect: "sombrero", Last Available: "2018-05"
9905	God Lobster's Rod	0		Equips On: "God Lobster", Familiar Effect: "whelp", Last Available: "2018-05"
9906	God Lobster's Robe	0		Equips On: "God Lobster", Familiar Effect: "block", Last Available: "2018-05"
9907	God Lobster's Crown	0		Equips On: "God Lobster", Familiar Effect: "fairy", Last Available: "2018-05"
9908	Dish of Clarified Butter	0		Last Available: "2018-05"
9909	G	0		
9910	Garland of Greatness	0		
9911	tumbling gattoo	0		
9912	A-Boo glue	0		
9913	glued A-Boo clue	0		
9914	crude oil congealer	0		
9915	miniature spoiled good guava	2	crappy	
9916	watered-down bad jittery bouncing shaking gin and ginger	2	decent	
9917	maroon Thwaitgold chigger statuette	0		
9918	compressed tumbling maroon gaseous gravy	1		
9919	upside-down ghostly SongBoom&trade; BoomBox	0		Last Available: "2018-06"
9920	SongBoom&trade; BoomBox Box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-06"
9921	A Guide to Safari	0		Skill: "Experience Safari"
9922	concentrated oxidized Shielding Potion	0		Effect: "Gingerbread Robust", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2018-06"
9923	vacuum-sealed blurry Punching Potion	0		Effect: "Outer Wolf&trade;", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2018-06"
9924	mirror Special Seasoning	0		Last Available: "2018-06"
9925	dried Nightmare Fuel	1		Effect: "Berry Berry Cold", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2018-06"
9926	Gathered Meat-Clip	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
9927	Bastille Battalion control rig crate	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-07"
9928	ghostly pulsating Bastille Battalion control rig	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-07"
9929	Newton's savvy wizardly Brutal brogues of wisdom	0		Mysticality: 40, Mysticality Percent: +20, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-07"
9930	educational weightlifter's beefy Draftsman's driving gloves of extreme caution	0		Muscle: 25, Experience: +1, Monster Level: -25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-07"
9931	olive shaking zippy brainy Nouveau nosering of wisdom of Tarzan	0		Mysticality: 20, Experience (Muscle): +3, Initiative: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-07"
9932	aerosolized sharkfin gumbo	0		Effect: "Lobos Fresh", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2018-07"
9933	moist purple boiling broth	0		Effect: "Jacked In", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2018-07"
9934	aerosolized huge huge interrogative elixir	0		Effect: "Disdain of the War Snapper", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2018-07"
9935	pulsating Bastille Battalion Fondue Trophy	0		Last Available: "2018-07"
9936	Bastille Battalion tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2018-07"
9937	Bastille Battalion cheese wheel	0		Last Available: "2018-07"
9938	Bastille Battalion control rig loaner voucher	0		Last Available: "2018-07"
9939	kitten burglar	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-07"
9940	burglar/sleep mask	0		Last Available: "2018-07"
9941	Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette	0		
9942	Neverending Party invitation envelope	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-09"
9943	teal mirror Neverending Party guest pass	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9944	chaotic rock-hard PARTY HARD T-shirt of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Damage Reduction: 5, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Last Available: "2018-09"
9945	olive Neverending Party favor	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9946	deluxe Neverending Party favor	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9947	gas can	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9948	spirit-forward drinkable Middle of the Road&trade; brand whiskey	5	good	Last Available: "2018-09"
9949	upside-down neverending wallet chain	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9950	pentagram bandana of the storm of doom	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2018-09"
9951	blinking skull ring of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-09"
9952	upside-down electronics kit	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9953	tiny spoiled twirling PB&J with the crusts cut off	1	crappy	Last Available: "2018-09"
9954	huge coward's beefcake's dorky glasses	0		Muscle: +25, Monster Level: -20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-09"
9955	rock-hard ponytail clip of the storm	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2018-09"
9956	wobbly paint palette of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paint Job", Last Available: "2018-09"
9957	unremarkable duffel bag	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9958	modified spinning Purple Beast energy drink	1		Last Available: "2018-09"
9959	jittery narrow cosmetic football of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Last Available: "2018-09"
9960	teal gravedigger's shoe ad T-shirt	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2018-09"
9961	squat ruddy pump-up high-tops	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-09"
9962	modified improved triple-wet lime green runproof mascara	0		Effect: "Briny Blood", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2018-09"
9963	very small dress	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9964	weightlifter's noticeable pumps of the overflowing toilet	0		Muscle: +15, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-09"
9965	surprisingly capacious handbag	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9966	weak perfectly mixed everfull glass	2	???	Last Available: "2018-09"
9967	skewed van key	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9968	jam band bootleg	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9969	blurry extremely unsafe denim jacket of chilblains	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Cold Damage: +25, Last Available: "2018-09"
9970	deadly educational ratty knitted cap	0		Experience: +1, Weapon Damage: +5, Last Available: "2018-09"
9972	narrow wool dance instructor's intimidating chainsaw	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Cold Resistance: +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-09"
9973	mediocre olive party beer bomb	3	decent	Last Available: "2018-09"
9974	toothsome teal sweet party mix	3	awesome	Last Available: "2018-09"
9975	powdered purple party balloon	1		Effect: "Flower Power", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2018-09"
9976	red knitted party pants of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2018-09"
9977	squat wobbly hardened party whip of horror of bravery	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2018-09"
9978	Party Planning on a Budget	0		Skill: "Budget Conscious", Last Available: "2018-09"
9979	hand-crafted weak blurry TRIO cup of beer	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2018-09"
9980	flavorless party platter for one	3	decent	Last Available: "2018-09"
9981	boiled upside-down Party-in-a-Can&trade;	1		Effect: "Vented Spleen", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2018-09"
9982	party pup	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9983	Jeselnik's Annie Oakley's party crasher	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Sleaze Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Party Crash", Last Available: "2018-09"
9984	Living to Drink, Drinking to Live	0		Last Available: "2018-09", Skill: "Drinking to Drink"
9985	blue Party Tattoo&trade; gift certificate	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9986	party mouse hat	0		Familiar Weight: +5
9987	latte lovers member's mug	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Throw Latte on Opponent", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Offer Latte to Opponent", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Gulp Latte", Last Available: "2018-10"
9988	latte lovers club card	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-10"
9989	voter registration form	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-11"
9990	yellow &quot;I Voted!&quot; sticker of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-11"
9991	gray narrow tumbling absentee voter ballot	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
9992	teal snake skin	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
9993	snakeskin thighboots of extreme caution of temperance	0		Monster Level: -25, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2018-11"
9994	pulsating censurious groovy snakeskin cowboy hat	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2018-11"
9995	Rosewater's beefy snakeskin jacket	0		Muscle: +10, Mysticality Percent: +30, Last Available: "2018-11"
9996	slime glob	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
9997	fuchsia squat slime glob	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
9998	blinking slime glob	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
9999	flame-wreathed Lo Pan's slime waders of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2018-11"
10001	Jeselnik's Tesla slime fedora of the glutton	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Food Drop: +100, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2018-11"
10002	vibrating banded dance instructor's slime knuckles	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Damage Absorption: +100, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2018-11"
10003	blinking red government requisition form	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
10004	yellow rock-hard Herculean supercool government-issued slacks	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Experience (Muscle): +1, Damage Reduction: 5, Last Available: "2018-11"
10005	lime green wicked government-issued eyeshade of the blizzard of doom	0		Spell Damage: +5, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2018-11"
10006	skewed sharpshooter's hardy strapping government-issued necktie	0		Muscle: +5, Maximum HP: +50, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-11"
10007	Sherlock's inspector's Newton's mutant arm	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Item Drop: 40, Last Available: "2018-11"
10008	narrow Temple Grandin's padded smartaleck's mutant legs	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Damage Absorption: +20, Familiar Weight: +7, Last Available: "2018-11"
10009	cyan twirling greedy hale rosy-cheeked mutant crown	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Maximum HP: +20, Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2018-11"
10010	decent snack-sized ghostly ectoplasm	2	good	Last Available: "2018-11"
10011	decent wobbly	3	good	Last Available: "2018-11"
10012	watered-down hand-crafted bottle of vodka	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2018-11"
10013	decent pizza	3	good	Last Available: "2018-11"
10014	smooth martini	4	awesome	Last Available: "2018-11"
10015	spoiled cherry pie	4	crappy	Last Available: "2018-11"
10016	lousy eggnog	3	decent	Last Available: "2018-11"
10017	squat glob of undifferentiated tissue	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
10018	massive moldy Hell ramen	10	crappy	Last Available: "2018-11"
10019	practically non-alcoholic perfectly mixed gimlet	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	Last Available: "2018-11"
10020	acceptable weak twice-haunted screwdriver	2	good	Last Available: "2018-11"
10021	yummy candy cane	4	awesome	Last Available: "2018-12"
10022	tolerable high-proof runny fermented egg	6	good	Last Available: "2018-12"
10023	spoiled oldcake	3	crappy	Last Available: "2018-12"
10024	miniature decent blinking traditional Crimbo cookie	2	good	Last Available: "2023-06"
10025	tumbling wicked plastic wild beaver	0		Spell Damage: +5, Last Available: "2018-12"
10026	bouncing scorching plastic reindeer	0		Hot Damage: +25, Last Available: "2018-12"
10027	Van der Graaf plastic Caf&eacute; Elf	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2018-12"
10028	supercool plastic orphan	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Last Available: "2018-12"
10029	Tesla plastic Abuela Crimbo	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2018-12"
10030	jittery yule pup	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10031	teal Braindeer	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10032	Crimbo dog sweater	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10033	miser's sage pristine walrus tusk	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2018-12"
10034	thick walrus blubber	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10035	greedy inspector's Oprah's Staff of Frozen Lard of Flo-Jo	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Item Drop: +15, Meat Drop: +20, Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2018-12"
10036	blurry bomb	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10037	plastic bazooka	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10038	mooseflank	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10039	normal miniature grilled mooseflank	2	good	Last Available: "2018-12"
10040	small flavorless maroon moosemeat pie	2	decent	Last Available: "2018-12"
10041	steel-toed balanced antler	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Last Available: "2018-12"
10042	family-friendly dam	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2018-12"
10043	lousy beavermouth	3	decent	Last Available: "2018-12"
10044	lousy yellow beaver punch (papaya)	3	decent	Last Available: "2018-12"
10045	fortified acceptable beaver punch (peach)	5	good	Last Available: "2018-12"
10046	drinkable spirit-forward beaver punch (cherry)	5	good	Last Available: "2018-12"
10047	prompt Socratic Canadian lantern	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2018-12"
10048	cyan lard-coated muskox-skin cap	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2018-12"
10049	Boxing Day care package	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-12"
10050	delicious big gray glass of raw eggs	5	awesome	Last Available: "2018-12"
10051	weak lousy squat punch-drunk punch	2	decent	Last Available: "2018-12"
10052	altered huge skewed body spradium	1		Effect: "stats.enq", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2018-12"
10053	mirror mirror bauxite beret of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Last Available: "2018-12"
10054	bauxite boxers of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Last Available: "2018-12"
10055	frosty bauxite bow-tie	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-12"
10056	gray Boxing Day Pass	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10057	squat Kramco Industries packing carton	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-01"
10058	avaricious auspicious foul-smelling fortified arcane researcher's Kramco Sausage-o-Matic&trade;	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Damage Absorption: +60, Stench Damage: +10, Item Drop: +10, Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2019-01"
10059	shaking sausage casing	0		Last Available: "2019-01"
10060	adequate sausage	3	good	Last Available: "2019-01"
10061	crafty red-hot sausage fork of the empath	0		Maximum MP: +10, Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2019-01"
10062	bag of sausage links	0		Last Available: "2019-01"
10063	squat spinning sausage golem	0		Last Available: "2019-01"
10064	jar of relish	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10065	upside-down Toyleporter	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10066	weak lousy beer	2	decent	Last Available: "2018-12"
10067	low-calorie delicious yule gruel	1	awesome	Last Available: "2018-12"
10068	bad purple hot watered rum	4	decent	Last Available: "2018-12"
10069	mediocre bottle of Crimbognac	3	decent	Last Available: "2018-12"
10070	moldy cyan Crimboysters Rockefeller	3	crappy	Last Available: "2018-12"
10071	twisted huge Crimbeau de toilette	1		Effect: "Human-Beast Hybrid", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2018-12"
10072	Crimbo candle	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10073	Carol of the Bulls	0		Skill: "Carol of the Bulls", Last Available: "2018-12"
10074	Carol of the Bulls (used)	0		Skill: "Carol of the Bulls", Last Available: "2018-12"
10075	pulsating twirling Carol of the Hells	0		Skill: "Carol of the Hells", Last Available: "2018-12"
10076	Carol of the Hells (used)	0		Skill: "Carol of the Hells", Last Available: "2018-12"
10077	gray jittery Carol of the Thrills	0		Skill: "Carol of the Thrills", Last Available: "2018-12"
10078	Carol of the Thrills (used)	0		Skill: "Carol of the Thrills", Last Available: "2018-12"
10079	pulsating rosewater-soaked Jim Carey's Socratic Crimbolex watch	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Monster Level: +25, Stench Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-12", Nonstackable Watch, Rollover Effect Duration: 100
10080	Crimbo tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10081	scorching occult arcane researcher's hand-knitted Crimbo socks	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Hot Damage: +25
10082	squat friendly chalk chlamys of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2019-12"
10083	up-at-dawn chalk chain of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Adventures: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10084	family-friendly thinker's chalk chalice	0		Mysticality: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2019-12"
10085	jittery experienced chalk chinos of doom	0		Experience: +2, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2019-12"
10086	ghostly ribald chaotic chalk chapeau	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Sleaze Damage: +10, Last Available: "2019-12"
10087	squat horrifying Temple Grandin's chalk choker	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Spooky Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10088	dried chalk chunks	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10089	frozen Vulcanized candy chalk	0		Effect: "Ghost Finger", Effect Duration: 16
10090	manspreader's marble maebari	0		Monster Level: +10, Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2019-12", Thorns: 1
10091	Lo Pan's marble mantle of Leguizamo	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Monster Level: +20, Last Available: "2019-12", Thorns: 1
10092	perfumed brawny marble magnet	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Stench Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12", Thorns: 1
10093	extremely unsafe beefcake's marble mignonette bowl	0		Muscle: +25, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2019-12", Thorns: 1
10094	thinker's marble medallion of incineration	0		Mysticality: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12", Thorns: 1
10095	sharpshooter's Samson's marble mariachi hat	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Last Available: "2019-12", Thorns: 1
10096	boiled ghostly marble molecules	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10097	wet twirling Mallomarbles	0		Effect: "Bat Attitude", Effect Duration: 48
10098	supercharged boxer's punching bag	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paraffin Prism", Last Available: "2020-12"
10099	hardy beefy pith helmet	0		Muscle: +10, Maximum HP: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paraffin Prism", Last Available: "2020-12"
10100	sinister groovy poncho	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Spell Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paraffin Prism", Last Available: "2020-12"
10101	spinning upside-down blinking rosewater-soaked smooth pendant	0		Moxie: +15, Stench Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paraffin Prism", Last Available: "2020-12"
10102	asbestos-lined foul-smelling palazzos	0		Stench Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paraffin Prism", Last Available: "2020-12"
10103	sage pseudoaccordion of the brazier	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Song Duration: 5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paraffin Prism", Last Available: "2020-12"
10104	altered pulsating yellow pieces	1		Last Available: "2020-12"
10105	improved blinking Para-Pop	0		Effect: "Ermine Eyes", Effect Duration: 59
10106	smelly sizzling terra cotta truss	0		Hot Damage: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Terra Cotta Army", Last Available: "2020-12"
10107	auspicious asbestos-lined terra cotta trousers	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Item Drop: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Terra Cotta Army", Last Available: "2020-12"
10108	spinning manspreader's terra cotta tongs of the overflowing toilet	0		Monster Level: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Terra Cotta Army", Last Available: "2020-12"
10109	teal perfumed sinister terra cotta train	0		Spell Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Terra Cotta Army", Last Available: "2020-12"
10110	terra cotta tie tack of the ox of the blizzard	0		Muscle: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Terra Cotta Army", Last Available: "2020-12"
10111	chilly Socratic terra cotta tambourine	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Cold Damage: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Terra Cotta Army", Last Available: "2020-12"
10112	twisted pulsating terra cotta tidbits	1		Effect: "Badger Underfoot", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2020-12"
10113	improved Vulcanized terra panna cotta	0		Effect: "Hardened Fabric", Effect Duration: 49
10114	upside-down nippy Newton's velour voulge	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Cold Damage: +10, Last Available: "2021-12"
10115	savvy velour vambraces of temperance	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10116	ghostly twirling up-at-dawn manspreader's velour veil	0		Monster Level: +10, Adventures: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10117	velour viscometer of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Item Drop: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10118	green perfumed velour valise of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2021-12"
10119	red scandalous nippy velour vaqueros	0		Cold Damage: +10, Sleaze Damage: +5, Last Available: "2021-12"
10120	powdered velour veneer	1		Effect: "Tennis Elbow-wow", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2021-12"
10121	unsweetened ghostly skewed Velougats&trade;	0		Effect: "Gemini Rising", Effect Duration: 51
10122	blinking Sherlock's scorching glass suspenders	0		Hot Damage: +25, Item Drop: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10123	shaking foul-smelling curative glass shield	0		Stench Damage: +10, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2021-12"
10124	Newton's glass stetson of dire peril	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Weapon Damage: +20, Last Available: "2021-12"
10125	vibrating brainy glass spectacles	0		Mysticality: +5, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10126	wool fortified glass shiv	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2021-12"
10127	clever boxer's glass serape	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Maximum MP: +20, Last Available: "2021-12"
10128	denatured glass shards	1		Last Available: "2021-12"
10129	flattened ionized hard candy	0		Effect: "Eagle Eyes", Effect Duration: 14
10130	blinking loofah lumberjack's hat of wisdom of vim and vigor	0		Mysticality: +15, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Loofah Head-Scratch", Last Available: "2022-12"
10131	loofah lei of Tarzan of James Dean	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Experience (Moxie): +3, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Loofah Lei Lasso", Last Available: "2022-12"
10132	sinister stylish loofah lederhosen	0		Moxie: +25, Spell Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Loofah Hosenzittern", Last Available: "2022-12"
10133	skewed wobbly vibrating veiny loofah ladle	0		Maximum HP: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Loofah Stew", Last Available: "2022-12"
10134	huge cyan spinning loofah legwarmers of wisdom of the sewer	0		Mysticality: +15, Stench Damage: +25, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Loofah Leglifts", Last Available: "2022-12"
10135	blinking jittery loofah lavalier of dire peril of Calamity Jane	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Loofah Lava", Last Available: "2022-12"
10136	boiled blurry loofah lumps	1		Effect: "Held Closer", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2022-12"
10137	super-Vulcanized jittery chocolate-covered loofah	0		Effect: "Twinkly Weapon", Effect Duration: 39
10138	olive dangerous flagstone flag of the brazier	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Flagellate", Last Available: "2022-12"
10139	blurry crafty flagstone flail of doom	0		Maximum MP: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Flagflog", Last Available: "2022-12"
10140	avaricious resourceful flagstone flip-flops	0		Maximum MP: +50, Meat Drop: +30, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Flagstone Flap Flip", Last Available: "2022-12"
10141	Herculean flagstone fez of the blizzard	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Flagstone Fez Ritual", Last Available: "2022-12"
10142	lion tamer's flagstone fleece of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Experience (familiar): +2, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Flagstone Fleece Flex", Last Available: "2022-12"
10143	spinning studded thinker's flagstone fringe	0		Mysticality: +10, Damage Absorption: +80, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Flagstone Foxtrot", Last Available: "2022-12"
10144	vaporized flagstone flagments	1		Last Available: "2022-12"
10145	boiled gray Flag by the Foot&trade;	0		Effect: "Provocative Perkiness", Effect Duration: 23
10146	elf sleeper agent	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-12"
10147	red-and-green microcamera	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10148	cobbled-together Meat detector of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-12"
10149	pressed tin thermos of chai	0		Effect: "Comprehensively Nourished", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2019-12"
10150	denatured prototype stimulant	1		Effect: "Thanksgot", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2019-12"
10151	stanky tailored vest	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-12"
10152	fuchsia sew-on bandage	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10153	really nice net	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10154	spinning personal trainer's elf army poncho	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-12"
10155	stale massive elf army field rations	10	decent	Last Available: "2019-12"
10156	gingernade	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10157	gray flame-wreathed discarded bowtie of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: 60, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-12"
10158	perfectly mixed martiny	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2019-12"
10159	tryptophan dart	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10160	dry polymerized ghostly licorice snake	0		Effect: "Hot Jellied", Effect Duration: 17
10161	wet boiled virgin jello shot	0		Effect: "Blessing of Pikachutlotal", Effect Duration: 61
10162	flattened oxidized mutated candy lump	0		Effect: "Glittering Eyelashes", Effect Duration: 27
10163	double-deionized government-issued candy	0		Effect: "Go Get 'Em, Tiger!", Effect Duration: 13
10164	magnetized pickled purple Pneumo bar	0		Effect: "Comic Violence", Effect Duration: 22
10165	mint condition Lil' Doctor&trade; bag	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-02"
10166	greasy Lil' Doctor&trade; bag of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Otoscope", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Reflex Hammer", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Chest X-Ray", Last Available: "2019-02"
10168	blood bag	0		
10169	delicious ghostly bloodstick	4	awesome	
10170	perfectly mixed bottle of Sanguiovese	3	EPIC	
10171	tiny decent actual blood sausage	1	good	
10172	lousy huge mulled blood	3	decent	
10173	stale blood snowcone	3	decent	
10174	distilled artisanal skewed Red Russian	5	EPIC	
10175	huge bland blood roll-up	8	decent	
10176	artisanal spirit-forward bottle of blood	5	EPIC	
10177	normal teal bouncing blood-soaked sponge cake	3	good	
10178	bad extra-dry vampagne	5	decent	
10179	yummy miniature lime green plain snowcone	2	awesome	
10180	purple Booke of Vampyric Knowledge	0		
10181	yellow money bag	0		
10182	money bag	0		
10183	money bag	0		
10184	Thwaitgold mosquito statuette	0		
10185	blurry bucket of Vampyre blood	0		
10186	blood knife	0		Lasts Until Rollover
10187	PirateRealm membership packet	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-04"
10188	PirateRealm guest pass	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10189	clever smartaleck's PirateRealm eyepatch of extreme caution	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Maximum MP: +20, Monster Level: -25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10190	bloody harpoon	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10191	huge compass	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10192	skull key	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10193	huge curious anemometer	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10194	Red Roger's flag	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10195	Glass Jack's spyglass	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10196	yellow recursed compass	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10197	teal tomb-opener	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10198	narrow Red Roger's map	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10199	normal fancy crabsicle	4	good	Effect: "Shrimpin' Ain't Easy", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2019-04"
10200	tumbling melty plastic grenade	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10201	lousy spirit-forward bottle of dark rhum	5	decent	Last Available: "2019-04"
10202	watered-down delicious bottle of extra-dark rhum	2	awesome	Last Available: "2019-04"
10203	tolerable shaking bottle of super-extra-dark rhum	3	good	Last Available: "2019-04"
10204	flattened unsweetened blinking pirate shaving cream	0		Effect: "X-Ray Vision", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2019-04"
10205	wholesome conquistador's breastplate of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2019-04"
10206	ghostly occult stylish pirate pantaloons	0		Moxie: +25, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Last Available: "2019-04"
10207	twirling [glitch season reward name]	0		
10208	signal fragment	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10209	windicle	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10210	squat jittery toasty brainy pirate radio ring	0		Mysticality: +5, Hot Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-04"
10211	Island Drinkin', a Tiki Mixology Odyssey	0		Skill: "Tiki Mixology", Last Available: "2019-04"
10212	snack-sized stale pineapple slab	2	decent	Last Available: "2019-04"
10213	spoiled enchanted hibiscus petal	4	crappy	Effect: "High Blood Chocolate Content", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2019-04"
10214	diffused huge mint leaf	0		Effect: "License to Punch", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2019-04"
10215	cocoa of youth	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10216	powdered tumbling ice molecule	1		Last Available: "2019-04"
10217	tumbling Red Roger's reliquary	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10218	Red Roger's right hand	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10219	Red Roger's left hand	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10220	skewed Red Roger's right foot	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-04"
10221	Red Roger's left foot	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-04"
10222	blue Red Roger's skull	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10223	mixed jittery pewter shavings	1		Last Available: "2019-04"
10224	Red Roger tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10225	cyan PirateRealm fun-a-log	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10226	quilted plush sea serpent	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Monster Level: -100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-04"
10227	adequate pirate fork	3	???	Last Available: "2019-04"
10228	Scurvy and Sobriety Prevention	0		Skill: "Prevent Scurvy and Sobriety", Last Available: "2019-04"
10229	ring	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-04"
10230	mirror Sherlock's piratical blunderbuss of the sweet-tooth	0		Item Drop: +25, Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2019-04"
10231	asbestos-lined quilted PirateRealm party hat of the cheetah	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Hot Resistance: +5, Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2019-04"
10232	hand-crafted Island Landslide	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2019-04"
10233	tolerable Island Thunderstorm	3	good	Last Available: "2019-04"
10234	artisanal twirling Island Hurricane	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2019-04"
10235	aged huge Skull Punch	3	awesome	Last Available: "2019-04"
10236	tolerable watered-down twirling Electric Punch	2	good	Last Available: "2019-04"
10237	perfectly mixed blinking Smuggler's Punch	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2019-04"
10238	bad watered-down Scorpion Bowl	2	decent	Last Available: "2019-04"
10239	watered-down drinkable Turtle Bowl	2	good	Last Available: "2019-04"
10240	delicious Cobra Bowl	3	awesome	Last Available: "2019-04"
10241	mirror vampyric cloake pattern	0		Free Pull
10242	twirling narrow mansplainer's padded boxer's beefcake's vampyric cloake of the sweet-tooth	0		Muscle: +25, Muscle Percent: +10, Damage Absorption: +20, Monster Level: +15, Candy Drop: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Become a Wolf", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Become a Cloud of Mist", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Become a Bat", Last Available: "2019-03"
10243	plastic pirate hat	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10244	quadruple-concentrated adjusted super-quantum huge one piece of bubble gum	0		Effect: "In the Saucestream", Effect Duration: 44
10245	upside-down arcanoferric housing	0		
10246	intact medium-wave antenna	0		
10247	18-picohertz resonator crystal	0		
10248	blown-out speaker cone	0		
10249	overloaded short-pulse transistor	0		
10250	Fourth of May Cosplay Saber kit	0		Free Pull
10251	grievous educational weightlifter's Fourth of May Cosplay Saber	0		Muscle: +15, Experience: +1, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Use the Force", Last Available: "2019-05"
10252	ring	0		Single Equip
10253	Thwaitgold nymph statuette	0		
10254	family-friendly double-paned ribald Jack Frost's sharpshooter's therapeutic wholesome extremely unsafe supercool hewn moon-rune spoon of the empath of the glutton	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Familiar Weight: +5, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Food Drop: +100, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Alters Page Text, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Dragoon Platoon", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spittoon Monsoon", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Festoon Buffoon", Last Available: "2019-06", Rollover Effect Duration: 50
10255	upside-down cartoon harpoon	0		Last Available: "2019-06"
10256	rune-strewn spoon cocoon	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-06"
10257	Beach Comb Box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-07"
10258	mirror blinking fireproof vibrating Beach Comb of Calamity Jane	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Hot Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Beach Combo", Last Available: "2019-07"
10259	tumbling shaking grain of sand	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10260	purple small pile of sand	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10261	pile of sand	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10262	spinning pile of sand	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10263	upside-down empty hourglass	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10264	hourglass	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10265	squat etched hourglass	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10266	pressed magenta seashell	0		Effect: "Yuletide Mutations", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2019-07"
10267	magnetized tumbling olive cyan seashell	0		Effect: "The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2019-07"
10268	concentrated ghostly gray seashell	0		Effect: "Enraged", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2019-07"
10269	wet fuchsia seashell	0		Effect: "Holiday Disappointment", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2019-07"
10270	energized nitrogenated chilled seashell	0		Effect: "Discomfited", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2019-07"
10271	bunch of sea grapes	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10272	weak mediocre bottle of sea wine	2	decent	Last Available: "2019-07"
10273	dehydrated jittery kelp	1		Effect: "Metal Speed", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2019-07"
10274	Sherlock's greasy frosty Annie Oakley's sharpshooter's supercharged rosy-cheeked wholesome driftwood hat of the detective	0		Maximum HP Percent: 40, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Critical Hit Percent: 30, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Item Drop: 45, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-07"
10275	huge greasy sizzling rosy-cheeked stiffened Samson's smartaleck's Rosewater's driftwood pants of the empath of the businessman	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Moxie Percent: +30, Experience (Muscle): +5, Damage Reduction: 1, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Familiar Weight: +5, Hot Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-07"
10276	upside-down tumbling double-paned dog trainer's manspreader's therapeutic veiny wholesome banded dance instructor's driftwood bracelet of the bloodbag	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Damage Absorption: +100, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Maximum HP: 110, Monster Level: +10, Experience (familiar): +1, Cold Resistance: +5, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-07"
10277	inspector's crafty dangerous waders	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Maximum MP: +10, Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2019-07"
10278	stiffened supercool spearfish fishing spear of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Moxie Percent: +20, Damage Reduction: 1, Last Available: "2019-07"
10279	executive double-paned rabbitfish fin of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Cold Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-07"
10280	purple piece of coral	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10281	piece of driftwood	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10282	gray lard-coated sharpshooter's pirate cutlass of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-07"
10283	flame-retardant grievous tricorn hat of the sweet-tooth	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Hot Resistance: +1, Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2019-07"
10284	toasty swash buckle of extreme caution of terror	0		Monster Level: -25, Hot Damage: +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-07"
10285	meteorite fragment	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10286	purple Tesla clever meteorite earring of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Maximum MP: +20, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-07"
10287	nippy shellacked meteorite necklace of the glutton	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Cold Damage: +10, Food Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-07"
10288	chilly clever meteorite ring of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Maximum MP: +20, Cold Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-07"
10289	frozen Finnish Fish	0		Effect: "Bread-Lined", Effect Duration: 38
10290	triple-quantum chocolate doubloon	0		Effect: "Cautious Prowl", Effect Duration: 66
10291	dog trainer's clever educational driftwood beach comb	0		Experience: +1, Maximum MP: +20, Experience (familiar): +1, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-07"
10292	shaking Distant Woods Getaway Brochure	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-08"
10293	stick of firewood	0		Last Available: "2019-08"
10294	careful baleful whittled tiara of the scaredy-cat	0		Spell Damage: +25, Monster Level: -25, Last Available: "2019-08"
10295	chilly whittled shorts of vim and vigor of chilblains	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Cold Damage: 30, Last Available: "2019-08"
10296	foul-smelling mansplainer's whittled flail of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Monster Level: +15, Stench Damage: +10, Last Available: "2019-08"
10297	Jeselnik's Lo Pan's whittled wand of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Sleaze Damage: +25, Last Available: "2019-08"
10298	supercharged Samson's whittled flute of James Dean	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Experience (Moxie): +3, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2019-08"
10299	padded arcane researcher's Newton's whittled bear figurine	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Damage Absorption: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-08"
10300	nippy ruddy boxer's whittled owl figurine	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Cold Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-08"
10301	censurious flame-wreathed MacGyver's whittled fox figurine	0		Maximum MP: +100, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-08"
10302	wool healthy strapping whittled walking stick of the scaredy-cat	0		Muscle: +5, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Monster Level: -15, Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2019-08"
10303	normal tiny campfire hot dog	1	good	Last Available: "2019-08"
10304	spoiled campfire baked potato	3	crappy	Last Available: "2019-08"
10305	normal narrow campfire s'more	3	good	Last Available: "2019-08"
10306	spoiled campfire beans	3	crappy	Last Available: "2019-08"
10307	massive stale campfire stew	10	decent	Last Available: "2019-08"
10308	squat campfire coffee	1	good	Last Available: "2019-08"
10309	polymerized activated leftover chocolate bar	0		Effect: "Impregnably Delicious", Effect Duration: 46
10310	rare Meat isotope	0		
10311	burnt stick	0		Last Available: "2019-08"
10312	bundle of firewood	0		Last Available: "2019-08"
10313	blinking campfire smoke	0		
10314	Murgatroyd diode	0		
10315	mirror huge signal receiver	0		
10316	space shield	0		
10317	signal jammer	0		Single Equip
10318	ghostly low-pressure oxygen tank	0		Single Equip
10319	Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette	0		
10320	toothsome space chowder	3	awesome	
10321	tolerable space wine	3	good	
10322	The Imploded World	0		Skill: "Implode Universe"
10323	huge ghostly packaged Pocket Professor	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-09"
10324	Pocket Professor memory chip	0		
10325	pulsating huge teal Law of Averages	0		
10332	shaking Unopened Eight Days a Week Pill Keeper	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-10"
10333	greasy slick strapping Eight Days a Week Pill Keeper	0		Muscle: +5, Moxie: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Avoid Attack: 1, Last Available: "2019-10"
10334	huge unopened diabolic pizza cube box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-11"
10335	diabolic pizza cube	0		Last Available: "2019-11"
10336	diabolic pizza	3	???	Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-11"
10337	stale bu&ntilde;uelos Jaliscos	4	decent	Last Available: "2019-12"
10338	massive rotten flan del mar	6	crappy	Last Available: "2019-12"
10339	yummy Baja sopapilla	3	awesome	Last Available: "2019-12"
10340	fortified plastic Mer-kin baker	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Last Available: "2019-12"
10341	frightening plastic sea elf	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2019-12"
10342	wicked plastic yuleviathan	0		Spell Damage: +5, Last Available: "2019-12"
10343	extremely unsafe plastic dolphin &quot;orphan&quot;	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10344	curative plastic Dolph Bossin	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2019-12"
10345	red-spotted snapper roe	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-12"
10346	rotten mana-coated yams	3	crappy	Last Available: "2019-11"
10347	rotten low-calorie ghostly mana-basted tofurkey leg	1	crappy	Last Available: "2019-11"
10348	snack-sized enchanted stale mana-fortified cranberry sauce	2	decent	Effect: "Chalky White Pallor", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2019-11"
10349	stale wobbly mana-stuffed herbal stuffing	3	decent	Last Available: "2019-11"
10350	human musk	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10351	electrified cold-filtered bouncing patch of extra-warm fur	0		Effect: "White Blooded", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2019-12"
10352	powdered blurry industrial lubricant	1		Effect: "Hobo Flavor", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2019-12"
10353	altered spinning unfinished pleasure	0		Effect: "Heart Aflame", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2019-12"
10354	vaporized vial of humanoid growth hormone	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10355	vaporized bouncing skewed a bug's lymph	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10356	wet galvanized upside-down organic potpourri	0		Effect: "Colorful Gratitude", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2019-12"
10357	mediocre boot flask	3	decent	Last Available: "2019-12"
10358	extra-deionized narrow infernal snowball	0		Effect: "Blessing of the Pervy Noodles", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2019-12"
10359	madness	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10360	dehydrated pulsating ghostly fish sauce	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10361	stale guffin	4	decent	Last Available: "2019-12"
10362	diluted Shantix&trade;	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10363	goodberry	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10364	diluted spinning non-Euclidean angle	1		Effect: "Squirming Like a Toad", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2019-12"
10365	nitrogenated cold-filtered peppermint syrup	0		Effect: "Charrrming", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2019-12"
10366	extra-dry altered concentrated squat Mer-kin eyedrops	0		Effect: "Perfect Hair", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2019-12"
10367	polymerized squat extra-strength goo	0		Effect: "Eyes Wide Propped", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2019-12"
10368	envelope full of Meat	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10369	boiled livid energy	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10370	micronova	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10371	boiled mirror spinning beggin' cologne	1		Effect: "Human-Slime Hybrid", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2019-12"
10372	lime green oxygenated eggnog helmet of the pedagogue of courage	0		Experience: +3, Spooky Resistance: +3, Adventure Underwater, Last Available: "2019-12"
10373	ghostly fuchsia hand-knitted diving booties	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10374	squat peppermint harpoon gun	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10375	unsweetened wobbly concentrated fish broth	0		Effect: "Human-Slime Hybrid", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2019-12"
10376	denatured squat liquid SONAR	0		Effect: "Reedy Pipes", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2019-12"
10377	teal map to Dolph Bossin's hideout	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-12"
10378	blurry Dolph Bossin's charity note	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-12"
10379	Van der Graaf dance instructor's Dolph Bossin's Crimbo hat of Gandalf	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Spell Critical Percent: +20, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2019-12"
10380	huge The Spirit of Giving	0		Skill: "The Spirit of Taking", Last Available: "2019-12"
10381	The Spirit of Giving (used)	0		Skill: "The Spirit of Taking", Last Available: "2019-12"
10382	shaking Crimbo Factory surprise box	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10383	soggy gingerbread chunk	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10384	dry huge blinking salty gumdrop	0		Effect: "Okee-Dokee Computer", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2019-12"
10385	skewed zippy boxer's ribbon candy ascot	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Initiative: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10386	moist Crimbo spices	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10387	intact anemone spike	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10388	flame-retardant anemoney clip	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10389	runny icing	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10390	pickled super-sweet fish goo (spoiled)	1		Effect: "Voracious Gorging", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2019-12"
10391	prompt Jim Carey's supercharged icing poncho	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Monster Level: +25, Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2019-12"
10392	Mer-kin cookiestove	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10393	denatured corrupted purple glob of salty molasses	0		Effect: "Frost Tea", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2019-12"
10394	narrow dance instructor's Herculean Mer-kin rollpin	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Last Available: "2019-12"
10395	personalizable gingerbread cookie	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10396	tinsel fin	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10397	moldy bowl of mernudo	3	crappy	Last Available: "2019-12"
10398	weak mediocre jittery fishelada	2	decent	Last Available: "2019-12"
10399	normal blurry ojo de pez burrito	3	good	Last Available: "2019-12"
10400	waterlogged wood	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10401	waterlogged cloth	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10402	waterlogged stuffing	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10403	waterlogged	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10404	ghostly waterlogged	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10405	wool Jeselnik's nutcracker hat	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2019-12"
10406	chilly crafty nutcracker waistcoat	0		Maximum MP: +10, Cold Damage: +5, Last Available: "2019-12"
10407	green miser's nutcracker pants of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2019-12"
10408	miser's nutcracker boots of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10409	wobbly extremely unsafe nutcracker sword of the businessman	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Meat Drop: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10410	curative supercool nutcracker drumstick	0		Moxie Percent: +20, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2019-12"
10411	twirling smelly educational nutcracker beard	0		Experience: +1, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10412	pulsating blurry curative educational nutcracker cape	0		Experience: +1, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2019-12"
10413	mirror rosewater-soaked healthy nutcracker epaulets	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Stench Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10414	nutcracker figurine	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10415	adequate salt plum	4	good	Last Available: "2019-12"
10416	peppermint eel sauce	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10417	normal and bean	3	good	Last Available: "2019-12"
10418	prompt electrified healthy kelp-holly gun	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Adventures: +3, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2019-12"
10419	reassuring dance instructor's Yuleviathan necklace	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Spooky Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10420	maroon blurry Usain Bolt's smooth peppermint spine	0		Moxie: +15, Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2019-12"
10421	knitted veiny soggy elf shoes	0		Maximum HP: +10, Cold Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10422	baleful dangerous Crimbylow-rise jeans	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2019-12"
10423	gravedigger's kelp-holly drape of the sweet-tooth	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2019-12"
10424	greedy frightening brawny Staff of the Peppermint Twist of the pedagogue	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Experience: +3, Spooky Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2019-12"
10425	big decent jittery tempura and bean	5	good	Last Available: "2019-12"
10426	delicious salt plum sake	3	awesome	Last Available: "2019-12"
10427	aerosolized pressurized potion of possessiveness	0		Effect: "[1609]Dancin' Fool", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2019-12"
10428	warmed fuchsia mirror almond	0		Effect: "Towering Strength", Effect Duration: 18
10429	quantum wet mirror handful of mixed nuts	0		Effect: "Eye of the Seal", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2019-12"
10430	nutcracking pliers	0		
10431	Retrospecs try-at-home kit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-01"
10432	narrow wool ruddy Retrospecs of the sweet-tooth	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Cold Resistance: +1, Candy Drop: +100, Single Equip, Free Pull, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Detect Weakness", Last Available: "2020-01"
10433	unopened Bird-a-Day calendar	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-01"
10434	Bird-a-Day calendar	0		Last Available: "2020-01"
10437	mint-in-box Powerful Glove	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-02"
10438	pulsating blinking nasty sizzling Temple Grandin's sage beefcake's Powerful Glove	0		Muscle: +25, Mysticality Percent: +10, Familiar Weight: +7, Hot Damage: +10, Stench Damage: +5, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Replace Enemy", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Shrink Enemy", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Invisible Avatar", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Triple Size", Last Available: "2020-02"
10439	green jittery enhanced signal receiver	0		
10440	status cymbal	0		Last Available: "2020-02"
10441	resourceful Sinatra's Socratic Drip harness	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Experience (Moxie): +5, Maximum MP: +50
10442	narrow steel-toed drippy truncheon	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Single Equip
10443	Driplet	0		
10444	drippy snail shell	0		
10445	bland drippy nugget	4	drippy	
10446	mediocre glass of drippy wine	3	drippy	
10447	rotten green drippy caviar	3	drippy	
10448	rotten diet maroon jittery drippy plum(?)	1	drippy	
10449	chaotic drippy stake	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Single Equip
10450	green wobbly The Eye of the Thing in the Basement	0		
10451	drippy khakis	0		Drippy Resistance: +5
10452	drippy shield	0		Drippy Resistance: +10
10453	The Fingernail of the Thing in the Basement	0		
10454	coin	0		
10455	blurry mushroom	0		
10456	deluxe mushroom	0		
10457	super deluxe mushroom	0		
10458	extra-nitrogenated moist pulsating fizzy soda	0		Effect: "Fishy", Effect Duration: 56
10459	alkaline unsweetened quadruple-liquefied healthy juice	0		Effect: "Litterboxing", Effect Duration: 63
10460	hammer	0		Plumber Power: 1, Plumber Stat: "Muscle"
10461	narrow hammer	0		Plumber Power: 2, Plumber Stat: "Muscle"
10462	gray fire flower	0		Plumber Power: 1, Plumber Stat: "Mysticality"
10463	bonfire flower	0		Plumber Power: 2, Plumber Stat: "Mysticality"
10464	work boots	0		Single Equip, Plumber Power: 1, Plumber Stat: "Moxie"
10465	tumbling boots	0		Single Equip, Plumber Power: 2, Plumber Stat: "Moxie"
10466	pulsating cape of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3
10467	friendly ruddy back shell	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Familiar Weight: +3
10468	spiky back shell	0		Thorns: 1
10469	power pants	0		Maximum PP: +1
10470	Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette	0		
10471	Plumber's Union Handbook	0		
10472	wobbly cyan smartaleck's bony back shell	0		Moxie Percent: +30
10473	twirling frosty button	0		Single Equip
10474	oxidized blooper ink	0		Effect: "Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration", Effect Duration: 26
10475	coin	0		
10476	rubber doll head	0		
10477	tumbling rubber doll body	0		
10478	plastic doll arms	0		
10479	pulsating olive plastic doll legs	0		
10480	rubber baby doll	0		Damage Aura: 1
10481	Better Shrooms and Gardens catalog	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-03"
10482	shaking huge packet of mushroom spores	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10483	free-range mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10484	plump free-range mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10485	bulky free-range mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10486	skewed free-range mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10487	huge immense free-range mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10488	mirror colossal free-range mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10489	flavorless mushroom filet	3	decent	Last Available: "2020-03"
10490	mushroom slab	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10491	vaporized mushroom tea	1		Last Available: "2020-03"
10492	hand-crafted watered-down pulsating mushroom whiskey	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2020-03"
10493	therapeutic mushroom cap of Calamity Jane of courage	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Spooky Resistance: +3, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2020-03"
10494	fuchsia Usain Bolt's Newton's mushroom shield of mayonnaise of the glutton	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Food Drop: +100, Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2020-03"
10495	narrow Sherlock's electrified mushroom pants of Calamity Jane of the detective	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Item Drop: 45, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2020-03"
10496	veiny occult Herculean mushroom badge of the sewer	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Maximum HP: +10, Stench Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-03"
10497	blue house-sized mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10498	pulsating pristine piranha seed	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10499	fuchsia plastic piranha pot	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10500	deionized double-galvanized piranha pollen	0		Effect: "Aided and Abetted", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2020-03"
10501	plumber's boots	0		Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Plumber Jump"
10502	sinistral homunculus	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-04"
10503	shaking kettle bell of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2020-04"
10504	censurious glued-together crystal ball	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2020-04"
10505	skewed martini dregs of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2020-04"
10506	crafty flickering flashlight	0		Maximum MP: +10, Last Available: "2020-04"
10507	razor-sharp crumbling rabbit's foot	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Last Available: "2020-04"
10508	blurry outmoded fidget toy of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2020-04"
10509	shaking strapping flimsy ski pole	0		Muscle: +5, Last Available: "2020-04"
10510	spinning discarded finger painting of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2020-04"
10511	wobbly horrifying pizza box	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Last Available: "2020-04"
10512	strapping chipped coffee mug of the storm	0		Muscle: +5, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2020-04"
10513	narrow thinker's Left-Hand Man action figure	0		Mysticality: +10, Last Available: "2020-04"
10514	shaking drippy seed	0		
10515	drippy grub	0		
10516	drippy bezoar	0		
10517	Drip Institute petri dish	0		
10518	drippy ichor	0		
10519	drippy enzyme	0		
10520	drippy salt	0		
10521	blinking drippy pigment	0		
10522	teal blurry upside-down drippy bromide	0		
10523	drippy flux	0		
10524	drippy stein	0		
10525	acceptable drippy pilsner	3	drippy	
10526	drippy staff	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Drip Blast"
10528	blinking drippy orb	0		
10529	narrow lustrous drippy orb	0		
10530	groovy gory drippy orb	0		Moxie Percent: +10
10531	annealed drippy orb	0		Drippy Resistance: +5
10532	bouncing Guzzlr application	0		Free Pull
10533	foul-smelling Guzzlr tablet of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Stench Damage: +10, Last Available: "2020-05"
10534	huge gray tumbling Guzzlr cocktail set	0		Last Available: "2020-05"
10535	Guzzlrbuck	0		Last Available: "2020-05"
10536	Guzzlr hat	0		Last Available: "2020-05"
10537	shaking Guzzlr shoes	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-05"
10538	mirror Guzzlr pants	0		Last Available: "2020-05"
10539	teal squat arcane researcher's Guzzlr souvenir stein	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Last Available: "2020-05"
10540	Guzzlr tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2020-05"
10541	weak drinkable Ghiaccio Colada	2	good	Last Available: "2020-05"
10542	artisanal Sourfinger	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2020-05"
10543	irresponsibly strong tolerable squat huge Nog-on-the-Cob	10	good	Last Available: "2020-05"
10544	lousy Steamboat	4	decent	Last Available: "2020-05"
10545	special practically non-alcoholic bad Buttery Boy	1	decent	Effect: "Human-Weird Thing Hybrid", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2020-05"
10546	huge narrow Never Don't Stop Not Striving	0		Skill: "Always Never Not Guzzling", Last Available: "2020-05"
10547	curative clown car key of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2020-08"
10548	narrow greedy knitted grievous batting cage key	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Cold Resistance: +3, Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2020-08"
10549	scandalous smooth cool aqu&iacute;	0		Moxie: 20, Sleaze Damage: +5, Last Available: "2020-08"
10550	mirror inspector's knob labinet key of wisdom of the scaredy-cat	0		Mysticality: +15, Monster Level: -15, Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2020-08"
10551	stylish weremoose key of bravery of Flo-Jo	0		Moxie: +25, Spooky Resistance: +5, Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2020-08"
10552	ruddy peg key	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2020-08"
10553	maroon educational kekekey	0		Experience: +1, Last Available: "2020-08"
10554	rabbit's foot key of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2020-08"
10555	hale knob shaft skate key of the cheetah	0		Maximum HP: +20, Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2020-08"
10556	blurry lard-coated ice key of courage of the businessman	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +3, Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2020-08"
10557	shaking scandalous anchovy can key	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Last Available: "2020-08"
10558	greasy sizzling cactus key	0		Hot Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2020-08"
10559	friendly smartaleck's f'c'le sh'c'le k'y	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2020-08"
10560	spinning spinning censurious Jack Frost's treasure chest key	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2020-08"
10561	toasty deadly demonic key of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Weapon Damage: +5, Hot Damage: +5, Last Available: "2020-08"
10562	wobbly thinker's key sausage	0		Mysticality: +10, Last Available: "2020-08"
10563	tumbling personal trainer's groovy knob treasury key	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Last Available: "2020-08"
10564	gravedigger's frightening beefy scrap key	0		Muscle: +10, Spooky Damage: 15, Last Available: "2020-08"
10565	squat sizzling occult rose key	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Hot Damage: +10, Last Available: "2020-08"
10566	up-at-dawn music box key	0		Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2020-08"
10567	maroon double-paned actual skeleton key of the businessman	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2020-08"
10568	fuchsia avaricious asbestos-lined cool deep-fried key	0		Moxie: +5, Hot Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2020-08"
10569	family-friendly Da Vinci's discarded bike lock key	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2020-08"
10570	Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette	0		
10571	Manual of Lock Picking	0		Skill: "Lock Picking", Last Available: "2020-08"
10572	super-nitrogenated marshroom	0		Effect: "Human-Hobo Hybrid", Effect Duration: 25
10573	cyan bag of Iunion stones	0		Free Pull
10574	blue pulsating Iunion Crown	0		Last Available: "2020-06"
10575	drippy candy bar	0		
10576	cold-filtered salty drippy candy bar	0		Effect: "Stevedave's Shanty of Superiority", Effect Duration: 27
10577	polarized writhing drippy candy bar	0		Effect: "Shawarma Initiative", Effect Duration: 32
10578	unsweetened unsweetened spinning red gooey drippy candy bar	0		Effect: "Norwhalloped", Effect Duration: 58
10579	shaking baby camelCalf	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-07"
10580	dromedary drinking helmet	0		
10581	teal packaged SpinMaster&trade; lathe	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-08"
10582	twirling SpinMaster&trade; lathe	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10583	flimsy hardwood scraps	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10584	upside-down scandalous deadly birch battery	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Sleaze Damage: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-08"
10585	crafty dance instructor's ebony epee of chilblains	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Maximum MP: +10, Cold Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Disarming Thrust", Last Available: "2020-08"
10586	green gravedigger's padded baleful weeping willow wand	0		Spell Damage: +25, Damage Absorption: +20, Spooky Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Barrage of Tears", Last Available: "2020-08"
10587	cool beechwood blowgun of the pedagogue of the cheetah	0		Moxie: +5, Experience: +3, Initiative: +60, Lasts Until Rollover, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Poison Dart", Last Available: "2020-08"
10588	chaotic padded Fonzie's maple magnet	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Damage Absorption: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-08"
10589	cyan Dreadsylvanian hemlock	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10590	supercharged studded wizardly hemlock helm	0		Mysticality: +25, Damage Absorption: +80, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2020-08"
10591	sweaty balsam	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10592	red forbidden balsam barrel of Tarzan of extreme caution	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Monster Level: -25, Last Available: "2020-08"
10593	blinking redwood	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10594	dry redwood rain stick	0		Effect: "Memento Moir&eacute;", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2020-08"
10595	purpleheart logs	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10596	up-at-dawn Herculean purpleheart &quot;pants&quot; of temperance	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2020-08"
10597	wormwood stick	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10598	auspicious horrifying lion tamer's wormwood wedding ring of the cougar of terror	0		Moxie: +20, Experience (familiar): +2, Spooky Damage: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Item Drop: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-08"
10599	Dripwood slab	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10600	drippy diadem	0		Drippy Resistance: +15, Last Available: "2020-08"
10601	Thwaitgold slug statuette	0		
10602	executive ert grey goo ring	0		Meat Drop: +40
10603	fistful of wood shavings	0		
10604	teal Yeg's Motel ashtray	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10605	cyan ghostly Yeg's Motel alarm clock	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10606	frozen skewed blinking Yeg's Motel toothbrush	0		Effect: "For Your Brain Only", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2020-09"
10607	polymerized irradiated Yeg's Motel hand soap	0		Effect: "Aspect of the GravyPlum Fairy", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2020-09"
10608	maroon skewed Yeg's Motel sewing kit	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10609	tasty thick Yeg's Motel pillow mint	5	awesome	Last Available: "2020-09"
10610	Yeg's Motel disposable razor	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10611	boiled Yeg's Motel mouthwash	0		Effect: "Dancing Prowess", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2020-09"
10612	Annie Oakley's padded Yeg's Motel shower cap	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-09"
10613	friendly Yeg's Motel bathrobe of the businessman	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Meat Drop: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-09"
10614	boxer's Yeg's Motel slippers of the storm	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-09"
10615	Yeg's Motel stationery	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10616	squat Yeg's Motel minibar key	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10617	sizzling desk bell	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10618	frost-rimed desk bell	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10619	uncanny desk bell	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10620	nasty desk bell	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10621	greasy desk bell	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10622	maroon chess set	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10623	onyx king	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10624	onyx queen	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10625	onyx rook	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10626	blinking onyx bishop	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10627	purple onyx knight	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10628	ghostly onyx pawn	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10629	alabaster king	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10630	alabaster queen	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10631	purple alabaster rook	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10632	bouncing alabaster bishop	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10633	alabaster knight	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10634	alabaster pawn	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10635	green bagged Cargo Cultist Shorts	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-09"
10636	coward's hale Cargo Cultist Shorts of dire peril of the overflowing toilet	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Maximum HP: +20, Monster Level: -20, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2020-09"
10637	complicated device	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10638	hand-crafted upside-down flask of moonshine	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2020-09"
10639	huge ribald Lo Pan's groovy sea-worn candlestick	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Sleaze Damage: +10, Last Available: "2020-09"
10640	Universal Seasoning	0		
10641	warmed cold-filtered shaking jittery null-day exploit	0		Effect: "Disco State of Mind", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2025-12"
10642	flame orb	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10643	tasty chocolate chip muffin	3	awesome	
10644	Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-10"
10645	mirror fuchsia Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium (well-read)	0		Last Available: "2020-10"
10646	packaged knock-off retro superhero cape	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-11"
10647	Vampire Slicer trench cape	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Maximum HP: +50, Hot Resistance: +3, Cold Resistance: +3, Spooky Resistance: +3, Stench Resistance: +3, Sleaze Resistance: +3
10648	box o' ghosts	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-12"
10649	gregarious ghostling	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-12"
10650	grinning ghostling	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-12"
10651	greedy ghostling	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-12"
10652	subscription cocoa dispenser	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10653	adjusted fortifying hot cocoa	0		Effect: "Spiky Frozen Hair", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2020-12"
10654	improved dry boiling hot cocoa	0		Effect: "Chalky White Pallor", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2020-12"
10655	ionized modified spinning narrow olive cool hot cocoa	0		Effect: "Morninja", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2020-12"
10656	nitrogenated twirling overly-fancy hot cocoa	0		Effect: "Virgo Rising", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2020-12"
10657	flattened quantum hot cocoa au beurre	0		Effect: "Coated Arms", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2020-12"
10658	ionized hot cocoa with rainbow marshmallows	0		Effect: "Expert Vacationer", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2020-12"
10659	Book of Old-Timey Carols of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2020-12"
10660	gray spinning weightlifter's Crimbo smile	0		Muscle: +15, Last Available: "2020-12"
10661	SalesCo sample kit of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2020-12"
10662	quantum warmed maroon jittery candy harmonica	0		Effect: "Over-Familiar With Dactyls", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2020-12"
10663	chilled sugar	0		Effect: "Leisurely Amblin'", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2020-12"
10664	cold-filtered concentrated bouncing multi-level marzipan	0		Effect: "Jingle Jangle Jingle", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2020-12"
10665	occult plastic Crimbo caroler	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Last Available: "2020-12"
10666	plastic multi-level marketer of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Last Available: "2020-12"
10667	wobbly mirror occult plastic Crimbo cheer	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Last Available: "2020-12"
10668	Jeselnik's plastic Mirth	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Last Available: "2020-12"
10669	baleful plastic Penny	0		Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2020-12"
10670	twirling overflowing gift basket	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10671	ghostly personalized wassail stein	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10672	tabletop candy dispenser	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10673	gray neck wreath of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10674	twirling shining star cap of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Last Available: "2020-12"
10675	vibrating nativity shorts	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2020-12"
10676	jittery huge crafty deadly myrrh pouch	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Maximum MP: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10677	upside-down lightning-fast supercool frankincenser	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2020-12"
10678	skewed dangerous savvy gilded trumpet	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Weapon Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10679	executive &quot;reusable&quot; grocery bag	0		Meat Drop: +40, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-12"
10680	fuchsia boxer's wine carrier	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-12"
10681	candy bucket of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-12"
10682	moist oxidized lime green skewed prescription teeth whitener	0		Effect: "Frozen Hands", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2020-12"
10683	double-cold-filtered corrupted imported lemon lozenge	0		Effect: "Yuletide Industry", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2020-12"
10684	liquefied energized twirling hermedisiac cologne	0		Effect: "Ruthlessly Efficient", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2020-12"
10685	government food shipment	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10686	bouncing government booze shipment	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10687	government candy shipment	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10688	upside-down Crimbo Cheer tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10689	tumbling Crimbo Carol tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10690	olive blinking Crimbo Commerce tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10691	food drive button	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10692	twirling blue booze drive button	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10693	candy drive button	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10694	food mailing list	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10695	booze mailing list	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10696	candy mailing list	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10697	upside-down mansplainer's wicked fruit bat	0		Spell Damage: +5, Monster Level: +15, Class: "Seal Clubber", Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10698	razor-sharp supercool tinsel orb	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Last Available: "2020-12"
10699	ruddy snowpack of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Class: "Pastamancer", Last Available: "2020-12"
10700	lime green Annie Oakley's energetic Satan hat	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Class: "Sauceror", Last Available: "2020-12"
10701	tumbling smelly crafty Crimbo stockings	0		Maximum MP: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Class: "Disco Bandit", Last Available: "2020-12"
10702	crafty shellacked poncho de azucar	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Maximum MP: +10, Class: "Accordion Thief", Last Available: "2020-12"
10703	purple The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1	0		Skill: "Long Winter's Nap", Last Available: "2020-12"
10704	skewed The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 (used)	0		Skill: "Long Winter's Nap", Last Available: "2020-12"
10705	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2	0		Skill: "Bowl Full of Jelly", Last Available: "2020-12"
10706	spinning The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 (used)	0		Skill: "Bowl Full of Jelly", Last Available: "2020-12"
10707	tumbling The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3	0		Skill: "Ashes and Soot", Last Available: "2020-12"
10708	ghostly The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3 (used)	0		Skill: "Ashes and Soot", Last Available: "2020-12"
10709	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4	0		Skill: "Eye and a Twist", Last Available: "2020-12"
10710	blinking gray The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used)	0		Skill: "Eye and a Twist", Last Available: "2020-12"
10711	blinking The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5	0		Skill: "Dimples, How Merry!", Last Available: "2020-12"
10712	gray The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 (used)	0		Skill: "Dimples, How Merry!", Last Available: "2020-12"
10713	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6	0		Skill: "Chubby and Plump", Last Available: "2020-12"
10714	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 (used)	0		Skill: "Chubby and Plump", Last Available: "2020-12"
10715	fancy adequate fuchsia and pepper (stale)	4	good	Effect: "Ninja, Please", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2020-12"
10716	acceptable cranberry margarita (brackish)	3	good	Last Available: "2020-12"
10717	skewed fuzzy polar bear ears	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Experience (Muscle): +3, Last Available: "2020-12"
10718	nose	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Last Available: "2020-12"
10719	yellow goose mask	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Experience (Moxie): +3, Last Available: "2020-12"
10720	watered-down drinkable spinning huge barrel-aged eggnog	2	good	Last Available: "2020-12"
10721	moldy hand-crafted candy cane	3	crappy	Last Available: "2020-12"
10722	half-sized bland drive-thru burger	2	decent	Last Available: "2020-12"
10723	tolerable weak purple huge Boulevardier cocktail	2	good	Last Available: "2020-12"
10724	denatured modified yellow Hotwire&trade; brand candy rope	0		Effect: "Bottle in front of Me", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2020-12"
10725	spoiled upside-down bowl full of jelly	3	crappy	Last Available: "2020-12"
10726	delicious watered-down Eye and a Twist	2	awesome	Last Available: "2020-12"
10727	super-enhanced Chubby and Plump bar	0		Effect: "Bloody-minded", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2020-12"
10728	digibritches	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
10729	blurry upside-down packaged crystal ball	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-01"
10730	blurry crystal ball	0		Initiative: +50, Last Available: "2021-01", Item Drop (sporadic): +25
10731	fresh can of paint	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-12"
10732	fresh coat of paint	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10733	blurry emotion chip	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-02", Skill: "Emotionally Chipped"
10734	spinal-fluid-covered emotion chip	0		Last Available: "2021-02", Skill: "Emotionally Chipped"
10735	ghostly robo-battery	0		
10736	skewed Thwaitgold listening bug statuette	0		
10737	power seed	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-03"
10738	potted power plant	0		Last Available: "2021-03"
10739	triple-aerosolized twirling olive wobbly battery (AAA)	0		Effect: "Extra Terrestrial", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2021-03"
10740	quadruple-chilled unsweetened battery (AA)	0		Effect: "Make Meat FA$T!", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2021-03"
10741	deionized battery (D)	0		Effect: "Chorale of Companionship", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2021-03"
10742	nitrogenated pickled spinning battery (9-Volt)	0		Effect: "Incredibly Hulking", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2021-03"
10743	electrified bouncing battery (lantern)	0		Effect: "Human-Beast Hybrid", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2021-03"
10744	cold-filtered battery (car)	0		Effect: "Jacked In", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2021-03"
10745	pulsating cryptocloak	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
10746	narrow marshmallow	0		
10747	tolerable marshmallow bomb	4	good	Last Available: "2021-03"
10748	packaged backup camera	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-04"
10749	backup camera	0		Maximum HP / MP: +20, Meat Drop: +50, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Back-Up to your Last Enemy", Last Available: "2021-04"
10750	skewed shortest-order cook	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-05"
10751	plate	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10752	liquefied short beer	0		Effect: "Smelly Pants", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2021-05"
10753	aerosolized short stack of pancakes	0		Effect: "Hustlin'", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2021-05"
10754	vacuum-sealed double-Vulcanized short stick of butter	0		Effect: "Fungal Flamb&eacute;", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2021-05"
10755	Vulcanized narrow narrow short glass of water	0		Effect: "Chalked Weapon", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2021-05"
10756	extra-dry quantum short	0		Effect: "Slimily Sagacious", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2021-05"
10757	narrow Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette	0		
10758	narrow quantum of familiar	0		
10759	frosty beefy familiar scrapbook	0		Muscle: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Show Your Boring Familiar Pictures", Last Available: "2021-06"
10760	twirling packaged familiar scrapbook	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-06"
10761	narrow shaking clan underground fireworks shop	0		Last Available: "2021-07"
10762	smelly chaotic supercharged fedora-mounted fountain	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-07"
10763	Usain Bolt's Herculean sombrero-mounted sparkler of the glutton	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Food Drop: +100, Initiative: +80, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-07"
10764	lightning-fast Tesla porkpie-mounted popper of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, Initiative: +40, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-07"
10765	rocket	0		Last Available: "2021-07"
10766	blurry rocket	0		Last Available: "2021-07"
10767	rocket	0		Last Available: "2021-07"
10768	special decent fire crackers	3	good	Effect: "Is This Your Card?", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2021-07"
10769	Arr, M80	0		Last Available: "2021-07"
10770	wobbly educational thinker's Catherine Wheel	0		Mysticality: +10, Experience: +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-07"
10771	studded rocket boots of courage	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Spooky Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-07"
10772	pulsating greasy stiffened sparkler	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-07"
10773	Our Daily Candles&trade; order form	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-08"
10774	deionized upside-down Scent of a Human&trade; candle	0		Effect: "Je Ne Sais Porquoise", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2021-08"
10775	double-magnetized galvanized electrified skewed squat The Beast Within&trade; candle	0		Effect: "Triangle, Man", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2021-08"
10776	anodized polarized warmed Salsa Caliente&trade; candle	0		Effect: "Piratey Flavor", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2021-08"
10777	adjusted Smoldering Clover&trade; candle	0		Effect: "Cookie Backup", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2021-08"
10778	quadruple-pressed diffused huge Napalm In The Morning&trade; candle	0		Effect: "Chock Full o' Nanites", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2021-08"
10779	gravedigger's stylish extra-large utility candle	0		Moxie: +25, Spooky Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-08"
10780	chaotic brawny runed taper candle	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-08"
10781	narrow dance instructor's arcane researcher's novelty sparkling candle of the storm	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-08"
10782	horrifying hardy Abracandalabra	0		Maximum HP: +50, Spooky Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-08"
10783	crafty extra-wide head candle of the sweet-tooth	0		Maximum MP: +10, Candy Drop: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-08"
10784	corrupted frozen narrow natural magick candle	0		Effect: "Cold Hard Skin", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2021-08"
10785	improved teal rainbow glitter candle	0		Effect: "Chauve-Souris Merde Fou", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2021-08"
10786	triple-pressed dry banana candle	0		Effect: "critical.enh", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2021-08"
10787	vacuum-sealed boiled spinning ear candle	0		Effect: "Crotchety, Pining", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2021-08"
10788	super-unsweetened Vulcanized votive of confidence	0		Effect: "Papowerful", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2021-08"
10789	careful water candle	0		Monster Level: -10, Water: 3, Lasts Until Rollover
10790	B. L. A. R. T. of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "B. L. A. R. T. Spray (narrow)", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "B. L. A. R. T. Spray (medium)", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "B. L. A. R. T. Spray (wide)"
10791	Thwaitgold fire beetle statuette	0		
10792	empty nacho cheese can	0		Water: 1
10793	literal bucket hat	0		Water: 5
10794	squat rainproof barrel caulk	0		
10795	teal pump grease	0		
10796	packaged industrial fire extinguisher	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-09"
10797	lion tamer's medical-grade wholesome stiffened deadly industrial fire extinguisher of the businessman	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Damage Reduction: 1, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Experience (familiar): +2, Meat Drop: +50, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Foam 'em Up", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Polar Vortex", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Foam Yourself", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Blast the Area", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Zone Specific", Last Available: "2021-09"
10798	The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells	0		Skill: "Dead Nostrils", Last Available: "2021-08"
10799	jittery The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells (read)	0		Skill: "Dead Nostrils", Last Available: "2021-08"
10800	1950 Vampire Vintner wine	1	awesome	Last Available: "2021-10"
10801	bottled Vampire Vintner	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-10"
10802	French-Transylvanian Dictionary	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10803	packaged Daylight Shavings Helmet	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-11"
10804	flame-retardant wholesome brainy Daylight Shavings Helmet	0		Mysticality: +5, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Hot Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2021-11"
10805	bouncing maroon eggwater	1	good	Last Available: "2021-12"
10806	decent blinking bread man	4	good	Last Available: "2021-12"
10807	stale massive plain candy cane	10	decent	Last Available: "2021-12"
10808	miniature normal flour cookie	2	good	Last Available: "2021-12"
10809	smartaleck's plastic food lab	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10810	plastic nog lab of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10811	plastic chem lab of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10812	family-friendly plastic primary lab	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10813	bouncing auspicious plastic Cheer Core	0		Item Drop: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10814	packaged medicine cabinet	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-12"
10815	medicine cabinet	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10816	pulsating bouncing scandalous deadly brainy ice crown	0		Mysticality: +5, Weapon Damage: +5, Sleaze Damage: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-12"
10817	bouncing resourceful brawny jeans of temperance	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Maximum MP: +50, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-12"
10818	gravedigger's sinister ice wrap of the bloodbag	0		Spell Damage: +10, Maximum HP: +100, Spooky Damage: +10, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-12"
10819	bland fancy jumbo gray tofu pop	5	decent	Effect: "Flimsy Shield of the Pastalord", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2021-12"
10820	bland jittery bowl of prescription candy	3	decent	Last Available: "2021-12"
10821	stale jumbo lime green fishcake	5	decent	Last Available: "2021-12"
10822	small adequate bone broth	2	good	Last Available: "2021-12"
10823	miniature normal star pop	2	good	Last Available: "2021-12"
10824	watered-down bad Doc's Fortifying Wine	2	decent	Last Available: "2021-12"
10825	aged jittery upside-down squat Doc's Smartifying Wine	3	awesome	Last Available: "2021-12"
10826	weak lousy Doc's Limbering Wine	2	decent	Last Available: "2021-12"
10827	high-proof perfectly mixed Doc's Medical-Grade Wine	8	EPIC	Last Available: "2021-12"
10828	dehydrated Homebodyl&trade;	1		Last Available: "2021-12"
10829	powdered skewed Extrovermectin&trade;	1		Last Available: "2021-12"
10830	boiled Breathitin&trade;	1		Effect: "From Nantucket", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2021-12"
10831	diluted fuchsia squat Fleshazole&trade;	1		Last Available: "2021-12"
10832	extra-energized blue anti-burn cream	0		Effect: "Coated Arms", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2021-12"
10833	warmed dry anti-freeze cream	0		Effect: "Alchemical, Brother", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2021-12"
10834	moist anti-goosebump cream	0		Effect: "Aided and Abetted", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2021-12"
10835	altered diffused anti-odor cream	0		Effect: "Oxygenated Blood", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2021-12"
10836	Vulcanized pulsating jittery anti-creep cream	0		Effect: "Certainty", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2021-12"
10837	colloidal polarized ghostly anti-pain cream	0		Effect: "Tingling Feeling", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2021-12"
10838	extra-dry mediocre Doc's Special Reserve Wine	5	decent	Last Available: "2021-12"
10839	moldy bread pie	4	crappy	Last Available: "2021-12"
10840	weak acceptable red blinking clear Russian	2	good	Last Available: "2021-12"
10841	teal zero-trust tanktop	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
10842	Crimbo ball	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10843	Crimbo ball	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10844	jittery gooified animal matter	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10845	mirror narrow gooified vegetable matter	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10846	gooified mineral matter	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10847	apple brown pudding pie	3	EPIC	Effect: "Hoity Toity", Effect Duration: 13
10848	extra-sweet chocolate and pear nog	3	good	Effect: "Hoity Toity", Effect Duration: 33
10849	coagulated plum pudding isomers	2		Effect: "Festively Experimented-Upon", Effect Duration: 50
10850	upside-down goo magnet	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10851	squat quilted cozy scarf	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Last Available: "2021-12"
10852	normal huge Crimbo cookie	4	good	Last Available: "2023-06"
10853	alkaline diffused huge fleshy putty	0		Effect: "Nothing Is Impossible", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2021-12"
10854	upside-down toasty third ear	0		Hot Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10855	spinning festive egg sac	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10856	jittery poisonsettia	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10857	blurry ghostly smelly peppermint-scented socks	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2021-12"
10858	the Crymbich Manuscript	0		Skill: "Ancient Crymbo Lore", Last Available: "2021-12"
10859	teal projectile chemistry set	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10860	vibrating depleted Crimbonium football helmet	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2021-12"
10861	red synthetic rock	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10862	rotten massive &quot;caramel&quot;	7	crappy	Last Available: "2021-12"
10863	frosty self-repairing earmuffs	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2021-12"
10864	carnivorous potted plant of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Last Available: "2021-12"
10865	universal biscuit	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10866	squat zippy yule hatchet	0		Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2021-12"
10867	jittery potato alarm clock	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10868	gigantic stale wobbly lab-grown meat	6	decent	Last Available: "2021-12"
10869	beefcake's fleece	0		Muscle: +25, Last Available: "2021-12"
10870	mirror boxed gumball machine	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10871	blinking cloning kit	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10872	frightening pants	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2021-12"
10873	Lo Pan's wicked can of mixed everything of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Spell Damage: +5, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Last Available: "2021-12"
10874	blinking Site Alpha ID badge	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10875	tumbling jittery the Crymbich Manuscript (used)	0		Skill: "Ancient Crymbo Lore", Last Available: "2021-12"
10876	super-sized bland huge meatball	5	decent	Last Available: "2021-12"
10877	blurry cloned monster	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10878	pulsating meatball machine	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10879	ghostly refurbished air fryer	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10880	altered blue fried air	1		Last Available: "2021-12"
10881	gray tumbling 11-leaf clover	0		
10882	carton of astral energy drinks	0		
10883	altered pulsating twirling astral energy drink	1		
10884	blurry mint condition magnifying glass	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
10885	pulsating veiny magnifying glass of Gandalf of the boozehound	0		Maximum HP: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2022-12"
10886	lousy void lager	4	decent	Last Available: "2022-12"
10887	diet rotten void burger	1	crappy	Last Available: "2022-12"
10888	void stone	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
10889	blue Usain Bolt's dog trainer's deadly brainy void shard	0		Mysticality: +5, Weapon Damage: +5, Experience (familiar): +1, Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2022-12"
10890	undrilled cosmic bowling ball	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-01"
10891	twirling cosmic bowling ball	0		Last Available: "2022-01"
10892	huge combat lover's locket lockbox	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-02"
10893	combat lover's locket of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Gear Drop: [pref(locketPhylum,demon)*50], Last Available: "2022-02"
10894	blinking Thwaitgold protozoa statuette	0		
10895	grey gosling	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-03"
10896	grey down vest	0		Experience (familiar): +2
10897	shaking trojan horseshoe	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
10898	undamaged Unbreakable Umbrella	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-04"
10899	rosewater-soaked greasy slick unbreakable umbrella (broken) of the dark arts	0		Moxie: +10, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +3
10900	MayDay&trade; contract	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-05"
10901	MayDay&trade; supply package	0		Last Available: "2022-05"
10902	quantum emergency glowstick	0		Effect: "You Liver", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2022-05"
10903	huge smartaleck's survival knife	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-05"
10904	strapping crank-powered radio on a lanyard	0		Muscle: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-05"
10905	blinking scandalous headlamp	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-05"
10906	up-at-dawn asbestos-lined thermal blanket of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Hot Resistance: +5, Adventures: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-05"
10907	baleful atlas of local maps	0		Spell Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-05"
10908	quadruple-chilled spare battery	0		Effect: "Jingle Jangle Jingle", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2022-05"
10909	upside-down space blanket	0		Last Available: "2022-05"
10910	tarnished liquefied blurry single-use dust mask	0		Effect: "Be a Mind Master", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2022-05"
10911	double-galvanized gaffer's tape	0		Effect: "Abyssal Sweat", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2022-05"
10912	normal jumbo 20-lb can of rice and beans	5	good	Last Available: "2022-05"
10913	blinking bar of freeze-dried water	1	good	Last Available: "2022-05"
10914	miniature toothsome blue expired MRE	2	awesome	Last Available: "2022-05"
10915	toothsome diet cool mint precipice bar	1	awesome	Last Available: "2022-05"
10916	enchanted rotten thick mirror carrot cake precipice bar	5	crappy	Effect: "Frisky Spirit", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2022-05"
10917	The Big Book of Every Skill	0		
10918	Thwaitgold harvestman statuette	0		
10919	packaged June cleaver	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-06"
10920	supercool slick June cleaver of vim and vigor	0		Moxie: +10, Moxie Percent: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Attacks Can't Miss, Last Available: "2022-06"
10921	practically non-alcoholic lousy jittery Dad's brandy	1	decent	Last Available: "2022-06"
10922	beefcake's teacher's pen of incineration	0		Muscle: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2022-06"
10923	bland low-calorie mirror fire-roasted lake trout	1	decent	Last Available: "2022-06"
10924	flavorless super-sized guilty sprout	5	decent	Last Available: "2022-06"
10925	ghostly blurry nasty mother's necklace of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Stench Damage: +5, Last Available: "2022-06"
10926	boiled double-magnetized trampled ticket stub	0		Effect: "The Dark Lord Rides in Force Tonight", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2022-06"
10927	diffused extra-frozen huge savings bond	0		Effect: "Night of the Nachos", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2022-06"
10928	designer sweatpants (new stock)	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-07"
10929	designer sweatpants	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Flick", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Flood", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Spray", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Sip", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Make Sweat-Ade", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Drench Yourself in Sweat", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sip Some Sweat", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Sweat Out Some Booze", Last Available: "2022-07"
10930	compressed olive sweat-ade	1		Last Available: "2022-07"
10931	unopened stillsuit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-08"
10932	stillsuit	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Experience (familiar): +1, Familiar Damage: +10, Last Available: "2022-08"
10933	thick dinosaur	0		
10934	spinning dinosaur scale	0		
10935	ghostly pristine dinosaur feather	0		
10936	nasty dinosaur spike	0		
10937	nasty pterodactyl rifle	0		Stench Damage: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Snipe Pterodactyl"
10938	narrow birdseed hat	0		
10939	flatusaur gasmask	0		
10940	dinosaur dart	0		
10941	triple-galvanized Dino DNAde&trade;	0		Effect: "Human-Penguin Hybrid", Effect Duration: 66
10942	cyan dinosaur repellent	0		
10943	camouflage vest of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100
10944	Dinodollar	0		
10945	blue valuable dinosaur droppings	0		
10946	wobbly dinosaur pheromone kit	0		
10947	ghostly rosewater-soaked MacGyver's personal trainer's awkward dinosaur research harness	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Maximum MP: +100, Stench Resistance: +3
10948	wobbly spinning aromatic reflective vest	0		Stench Resistance: +1
10949	curative dinosaur	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
10950	Thwaitgold mosquito-in-amber statuette	0		
10951	packaged Jurassic Parka	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-09"
10952	wobbly Jurassic Parka of wisdom of incineration	0		Mysticality: +15, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Avoid Attack: 1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Engage ultra-attractive parka mode", Last Available: "2022-09"
10953	jittery boxed autumn-aton	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-10"
10954	autumn-aton	0		Last Available: "2022-10"
10955	energized autumn leaf	0		Effect: "Sticky Hands", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2022-10"
10956	weak drinkable AutumnFest ale	2	good	Last Available: "2022-10"
10957	wobbly nippy veiny autumn sweater-weather sweater of incineration	0		Maximum HP: +10, Cold Damage: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-10"
10958	zippy Herculean boxer's wizardly autumn debris shield	0		Mysticality: +25, Muscle Percent: +10, Experience (Muscle): +1, Initiative: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-10"
10959	huge spoiled autumn-spice donut	10	crappy	Last Available: "2022-10"
10960	extra-modified nitrogenated ghostly autumn dollar	0		Effect: "Rushtacean'", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2022-10"
10961	family-friendly forbidden autumn leaf pendant of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-10"
10962	distilled yellow autumn breeze	1		Last Available: "2022-10"
10963	extra-polymerized autumn years wisdom	0		Effect: "Purpose", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2022-10"
10964	wobbly familiar-in-the-middle wrapper	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
10965	delicious Oopsie IPA	4	awesome	Last Available: "2022-10"
10966	mummified entombed cookbookbat	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-11"
10967	Yeast of Boris	0		Last Available: "2022-11"
10968	pulsating St. Sneaky Pete's Whey	0		Last Available: "2022-11"
10969	blue blinking Vegetable of Jarlsberg	0		Last Available: "2022-11"
10970	miniature rotten ratatouille de Jarlsberg	2	crappy	Last Available: "2022-11"
10971	jumbo adequate enchanted Jarlsberg's vegetable soup	5	good	Effect: "You Can Really Taste the Dormouse", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2022-11"
10972	gigantic stale roasted vegetable of Jarlsberg	9	decent	Last Available: "2022-11"
10973	spoiled fancy big St. Pete's sneaky smoothie	5	crappy	Effect: "Wise Spirit", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2022-11"
10974	spoiled fancy super-sized Pete's wiley whey bar	5	crappy	Effect: "Fungal Fortification", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2022-11"
10975	decent purple pulsating Pete's rich ricotta	3	good	Last Available: "2022-11"
10976	perfectly mixed red mirror Boris's beer	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2022-11"
10977	gigantic bland blue honey bun of Boris	9	decent	Last Available: "2022-11"
10978	tiny delicious upside-down bouncing Boris's bread	1	awesome	Last Available: "2022-11"
10979	Recipe of Before Yore: ratatouille de Jarlsberg	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "ratatouille de Jarlsberg"
10980	green Recipe of Before Yore: Jarlsberg's vegetable soup	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Jarlsberg's vegetable soup"
10981	Recipe of Before Yore: roasted vegetable of J.	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "roasted vegetable of Jarlsberg"
10982	Recipe of Before Yore: St. Pete's sneaky smoothie	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "St. Pete's sneaky smoothie"
10983	twirling Recipe of Before Yore: Pete's wily whey bar	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Pete's wiley whey bar"
10984	huge Recipe of Before Yore: Pete's rich ricotta	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Pete's rich ricotta"
10985	tumbling Recipe of Before Yore: Boris's beer	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Boris's beer"
10986	huge Recipe of Before Yore: honey bun of Boris	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "honey bun of Boris"
10987	Recipe of Before Yore: Boris's bread	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Boris's bread"
10988	moldy baked veggie ricotta casserole	3	crappy	Last Available: "2022-11"
10989	bite-sized stale plain calzone	1	decent	Last Available: "2022-11"
10990	flavorless roasted vegetable focaccia	3	decent	Last Available: "2022-11"
10991	bite-sized stale Pizza of Legend	1	decent	Last Available: "2022-11"
10992	adequate jumbo Calzone of Legend	5	good	Last Available: "2022-11"
10993	Recipe of Before Yore: Calzone of Legend	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Calzone of Legend"
10994	skewed tumbling Recipe of Before Yore: Pizza of Legend	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Pizza of Legend"
10995	blinking Recipe of Before Yore: roasted vegetable focaccia	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "roasted vegetable focaccia"
10996	Recipe of Before Yore: plain calzone	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "plain calzone"
10997	wobbly Recipe of Before Yore: baked veggie ricotta	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "baked veggie ricotta casserole"
10998	cookbookbat book	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10999	Recipe of Before Yore: Deep Dish of Legend	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Deep Dish of Legend"
11000	flavorless jittery Deep Dish of Legend	4	decent	Last Available: "2022-11"
11001	shaking pulsating deed to Oliver's Place	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-01"
11002	drink chit	0		Last Available: "2024-01"
11003	government per-diem	0		Last Available: "2024-01"
11004	nippy prohie's hat	0		Cold Damage: +10, Last Available: "2024-01"
11005	altered electrified blue imported taffy	0		Effect: "Disco Nirvana", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2024-01"
11006	cyan ghostly deadly Charleston shoes of the boozehound	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Booze Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-01"
11007	mirror booze bindle	0		Last Available: "2024-01"
11008	Temple Grandin's steel-toed rare oboe	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Familiar Weight: +7, Last Available: "2024-01"
11009	green Lo Pan's occult bullet necklace	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-01"
11010	rotten swamp haunch	4	crappy	Last Available: "2024-01"
11011	Annie Oakley's educational gator shades	0		Experience: +1, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-01"
11012	blurry milk cap	0		Last Available: "2024-01"
11013	watered-down perfectly mixed fuchsia jittery Charleston Choo-Choo	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2024-01"
11014	fancy bad Velvet Veil	3	decent	Effect: "Just Aged Enough", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2024-01"
11015	hand-crafted teal Marltini	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2024-01"
11016	watered-down tolerable Strong, Silent Type	2	good	Last Available: "2024-01"
11017	mediocre Mysterious Stranger	4	decent	Last Available: "2024-01"
11018	hand-crafted narrow Champagne Shimmy	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2024-01"
11019	fuchsia the Sot's parcel	0		Last Available: "2024-01"
11020	green smelly ceramic cestus of temperance	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ceramic Punch", Last Available: "2023-12"
11021	upside-down frosty resourceful studded ceramic centurion shield	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Maximum MP: +50, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ceramic Bash", Last Available: "2023-12"
11022	Annie Oakley's Rosewater's ceramic celery grater	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ceramic Grate", Last Available: "2023-12"
11023	healthy Sinatra's ceramic celsiturometer of the detective	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Item Drop: +20, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ceramic Boil", Last Available: "2023-12"
11024	Temple Grandin's manspreader's supercool ceramic cerecloth belt	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Monster Level: +10, Familiar Weight: +7, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ceramic Skullgaze", Last Available: "2023-12"
11025	spinning manspreader's ceramic cenobite's robe of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -15, Item Drop: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ceramic Cenobitize", Last Available: "2023-12"
11026	modified tumbling ceramic scree	1		Last Available: "2023-12"
11027	nitrogenated extra-hard jawbreaker	0		Effect: "Hardened Fabric", Effect Duration: 48
11028	frosty stiffened chiffon chevrons of doom	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12"
11029	lightning-fast chiffon chapeau of the empath of the cheetah	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Initiative: 100, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11030	electrified chiffon chamberpot of the cougar of the brute	0		Moxie: +20, Muscle Percent: +30, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11031	perfumed hardy padded chiffon chemise	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Maximum HP: +50, Stench Resistance: +5, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11032	tumbling Socratic brawny chiffon chakram of doom	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11033	curative chiffon chaps of Calamity Jane of the sweet-tooth	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Candy Drop: +100, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11034	distilled lime green spinning wobbly chiffon carbage	1		Last Available: "2023-12"
11035	double-chilled chiffon lemon	0		Effect: "Mushroom Samba", Effect Duration: 47
11036	enchanted spoiled small chocomotive	2	crappy	Effect: "Aided and Abetted", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2022-12"
11037	bland jumbo freightcake	5	decent	Last Available: "2022-12"
11038	triple-distilled drinkable blurry cabooze	7	good	Last Available: "2022-12"
11039	plastic caboose	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11040	studded plastic passenger car	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Last Available: "2022-12"
11041	auspicious plastic dining car	0		Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2022-12"
11042	hale groovy plastic coal car	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Maximum HP: +20, Last Available: "2022-12"
11043	squat resourceful plastic locomotive	0		Maximum MP: +50, Last Available: "2022-12"
11044	packaged model train set	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-12"
11045	model train set	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11046	fuchsia Crimbo training manual	0		
11047	Abuela Crimbo's special magnet	0		
11048	Trainbot radar monocle	0		Single Equip
11049	bouncing green pile of Trainbot parts	0		
11050	polymerized wobbly bouncing Trainbot circuitry	0		Effect: "Armor-Plated", Effect Duration: 24
11051	chilled boiled Trainbot tubing	0		Effect: "Human-Hobo Hybrid", Effect Duration: 68
11052	flattened Trainbot plating	0		Effect: "Eyes of the Dragon", Effect Duration: 66
11053	cold-filtered twirling mirror Trainbot optics	0		Effect: "Mushroom Magicalness", Effect Duration: 14
11054	aerosolized quadruple-oxidized Trainbot servomotors	0		Effect: "Bored Stiff", Effect Duration: 21
11055	ionized Trainbot linkages	0		Effect: "Deeply Ironic", Effect Duration: 38
11056	ping-pong paddle	0		Single Equip
11057	ping-pong ball	0		
11058	bouncing jittery deadly Trainbot harness	0		Weapon Damage: +5
11059	ping-pong table	0		
11060	upside-down Crimbo train emergency brake	0		
11061	Trainbot autoassembly module	0		
11062	pulsating stanky head-mounted Trainbot of mayonnaise of the boozehound	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2022-12"
11063	blue twirling executive weightlifter's leg-mounted Trainbots of vim and vigor	0		Muscle: +15, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2022-12"
11064	healthy steel-toed shoulder-mounted Trainbot of Calamity Jane	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2022-12"
11065	cinnamon machine oil	0		
11066	Crimbo crystal shards	0		
11067	tolerable distilled dregs of a Crimbo cocktail	5	good	
11068	lost elf luggage	0		
11069	Trainbot luggage hook	0		Single Equip
11070	bland big honey-drenched ham slice	5	decent	
11071	hand-crafted cyan mostly-empty bottle of cookie wine	3	EPIC	
11072	stale Crimbo food scraps	4	decent	
11073	cyan arm towel	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11074	mirror automatic wine thief	0		Single Equip
11075	table-scraper	0		Single Equip
11076	Trainbot slag	0		
11077	industrially-crushed ice	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11078	bland super-sized steamed oyster	5	decent	
11079	really nice lump of coal	0		
11080	deactivated mini-Trainbot	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11081	steam unit	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11082	crystal Crimbo goblet	0		
11083	crystal Crimbo platter	0		
11084	artisanal Crimbosmopolitan	3	super EPIC	Last Available: "2022-12"
11085	decent bouncing Crimbo dinner	3	good	Last Available: "2022-12"
11086	lime green overloaded Yule battery	0		Familiar Weight: +25, Last Available: "2022-12"
11087	tumbling cyan train whistle	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11088	The Superconductor's CPU	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2022-12"
11089	unoccupied sheep suit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-12"
11090	half-height cigar	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11091	ghostly grubby wool	0		
11092	blurry up-at-dawn sharpshooter's quilted grubby wool hat	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Adventures: +5
11093	squat maroon blinking thinker's grubby wool scarf of dire peril	0		Mysticality: +10, Weapon Damage: +20, Single Equip
11094	upside-down up-at-dawn inspector's grubby wool trousers of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Item Drop: +15, Adventures: +5
11095	jittery double-paned ruddy Herculean brainy grubby wool gloves	0		Mysticality: +5, Experience (Muscle): +1, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Cold Resistance: +5, Single Equip
11096	blinking grubby wool beerwarmer	0		
11097	delicious nice warm beer	4	awesome	
11098	grubby woolball	0		
11099	blinking Rock Garden Guide	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-01"
11100	cyan packet of rock seeds	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11101	groveling gravel	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11102	pickled fruity pebble	1		Last Available: "2023-01"
11103	upside-down wobbly lodestone	0		Effect: "Loded", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2023-01"
11104	milestone	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11105	bolder boulder	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11106	molehill mountain	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11107	whet stone	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11108	hard rock	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11109	stalagmite	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11110	chocolate covered ping-pong ball	0		
11112	stale immense pixel bread	9	decent	
11113	perfectly mixed maroon pixel whiskey	4	EPIC	
11114	pixel rock	0		
11115	pulsating S.I.T. Course Voucher	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-02"
11116	S.I.T. Course Completion Certificate	0		Last Available: "2023-02"
11117	diffused modified twirling glob of extra-green chlorophyll	0		Effect: "Joy", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2023-02"
11118	double-adjusted quadruple-improved bouncing mushroom	0		Effect: "Blessing of Charcoatl", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2023-02"
11119	polarized flattened lime green five-fingered fern resin	0		Effect: "Spooky Jellied", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2023-02"
11120	miniature moldy super good fruit	2	crappy	Last Available: "2023-02"
11121	denatured jittery energized spores	1		Effect: "Egg Burps", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2023-02"
11122	skewed Oprah's vibrating hot pepper	0		Maximum MP Percent: 60, Lantern: 1, Lantern Element: "Hot", Last Available: "2023-02"
11123	unsweetened out-of-work circus flea	0		Effect: "Cruisin' for a Bruisin'", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2023-02"
11124	extra-grubby grub	0		Last Available: "2023-02"
11125	boiled olive fire ant pheromones	0		Effect: "Sauce Monocle", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2023-02"
11126	boiled unsweetened flapper fly	0		Effect: "Saucemastery", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2023-02"
11127	lousy strong shot of wasp venom	5	decent	Last Available: "2023-02"
11128	ionized frozen narrow filled mosquito	0		Effect: "Shortened", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2023-02"
11129	dry shim of shame shale	0		Effect: "Oleaginous Soles", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2023-02"
11130	altered dry energized spinning pebble of proud pyrite	0		Effect: "Favored by Lyle", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2023-02"
11131	polymerized skewed pile of gritty sand	0		Effect: "Bubblin' Rage", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2023-02"
11132	hollow rock	0		Last Available: "2023-02"
11133	wet pickled teal angry agate	0		Effect: "Fiery Spirit", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2023-02"
11134	pressed lump of loyal latite	0		Effect: "Robocamo", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2023-02"
11135	snack-sized normal mirror shadow sausage	2	good	Last Available: "2023-03"
11136	wool quilted shadow skin	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2023-03"
11137	polarized super-pickled upside-down bouncing shadow flame	0		Effect: "Cool Spirit", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2023-03"
11138	normal narrow shadow bread	3	good	Last Available: "2023-03"
11139	shadow ice	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11140	hand-crafted irresponsibly strong mirror shaking shadow fluid	6	EPIC	Last Available: "2023-03"
11141	shadow glass	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11142	twirling shadow brick	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11143	bouncing shadow sinew	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11144	bad bouncing shadow venom	3	decent	Last Available: "2023-03"
11145	mixed shadow nectar	1		Last Available: "2023-03"
11146	careful stiffened shadow stick of the bloodbag	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Maximum HP: +100, Monster Level: -10, Last Available: "2023-03"
11147	Jeselnik's bat paw of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Sleaze Damage: +25
11148	twirling flame-retardant uncursed bat paw	0		Hot Resistance: +1
11149	jittery friendly curative baleful goblin cape	0		Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Weight: +3, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
11150	sinister uncursed goblin cape	0		Spell Damage: +10
11151	stanky dragon wishbone of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Stench Spell Damage: +25
11152	uncursed dragon wishbone of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100
11153	clever veiny Herculean stats of the dark arts	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Maximum HP: +10, Maximum MP: +20
11154	skewed uncursed stats of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15
11155	asbestos-lined coward's arcane orb	0		Monster Level: -20, Hot Resistance: +5
11156	censurious uncursed arcane orb	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3
11157	purple wicked machete	0		Spell Damage: +5
11158	twirling Sinatra's uncursed machete	0		Experience (Moxie): +5
11159	olive blanket	0		
11160	wobbly uncursed blanket	0		
11161	rosy-cheeked personal trainer's medallion of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Maximum HP Percent: +30
11162	ghostly shaking uncursed medallion of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20
11163	Advanced Pig Skinning	0		
11164	The Cheese Wizard's Companion	0		
11165	pulsating Jazz Agent sheet music	0		
11166	jittery squat Thwaitgold anti-moth statuette	0		
11167	pulsating tumbling shadowy cheat sheet	0		Free Pull
11168	ghostly closed-circuit phone system	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-03"
11169	closed-circuit pay phone	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11170	maroon blinking shadow lighter	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11171	shadow heptahedron	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11172	huge shadow snowflake	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11173	shadow heart	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11174	shadow bucket	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11175	shadow wave	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11176	Rufus's shadow lodestone	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11177	veiny baleful shadow chef's hat of Leguizamo	0		Spell Damage: +25, Maximum HP: +10, Monster Level: +20, Last Available: "2023-03"
11178	jittery lion tamer's electrified hale shadow trousers	0		Maximum HP: +20, Experience (familiar): +2, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2023-03"
11179	MacGyver's shadow hammer of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Maximum MP: +100, Last Available: "2023-03"
11180	scorching hardened studded shadow monocle	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Damage Reduction: 3, Hot Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-03"
11181	pulsating shadow candle	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Shadow Flame", Last Available: "2023-03"
11182	bland shadow hot dog	3	decent	Last Available: "2023-03"
11183	mediocre watered-down bouncing shadow martini	2	decent	Last Available: "2023-03"
11184	powdered wobbly shadow pill	1		Effect: "Amorous Avarice", Effect Duration: 5
11185	shadow needle	0		
11186	cursed monkey's paw	0		All Attributes: +10, Spooky Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, All Resistance: +2, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Monkey Slap", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Monkey Tickle", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Evil Monkey Eye", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Monkey Peace Sign", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Monkey Point", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Monkey Punch", Last Available: "2023-04"
11187	monkey glove	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-04"
11188	flattened shadow candy	0		Effect: "Braaaains Over Braaaawwn", Effect Duration: 57
11189	jittery replica Mr. Accessory	0		
11190	spinning replica Dark Jill-O-Lantern	0		
11191	replica hand turkey outline	0		
11192	replica crimbo elfling	0		
11193	shaking replica pygmy bugbear shaman	0		
11194	huge dedigitizer schematic: cyburger	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11195	pulsating replica gravy-covered maypole	0		Item Drop: +25
11196	twirling replica wax lips	0		Experience: +3
11197	replica Tome of Snowcone Summoning	0		
11198	twirling dedigitizer schematic: cybeer	0		Last Available: "2025-12", Softcore Only
11199	jittery fortified weightlifter's replica jewel-eyed wizard hat of the businessman	0		Muscle: +15, Damage Absorption: +60, Meat Drop: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Magic Missile"
11200	wobbly avaricious studded beefcake's replica bottle-rocket crossbow	0		Muscle: +25, Damage Absorption: +80, Meat Drop: +30, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire red bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire blue bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire orange bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire purple bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire black bottle-rocket"
11201	Sherlock's veiny supercool groovy replica navel ring of navel gazing	0		Moxie Percent: 30, Maximum HP: +10, Item Drop: +25, Single Equip, Item Drop (sporadic): 4.25, Meat Drop (sporadic): 4.25
11202	narrow Annie Oakley's experienced replica V for Vivala mask	0		Experience: +2, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Single Equip, Combat Item Damage Percent: 50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Creepy Grin"
11203	blinking frightening baleful dance instructor's replica haiku katana	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Damage: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spring Raindrop Attack", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Summer Siesta", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Falling Leaf Whirlwind", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Winter's Bite Technique", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "The 17 Cuts"
11204	skewed replica box of fireworks	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire off a Roman Candle", Item Drop (sporadic): +12.5
11205	replica cotton candy cocoon	0		
11206	pulsating wobbly Usain Bolt's friendly veiny wholesome replica Elvish sunglasses	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Maximum HP: +10, Familiar Weight: +3, Initiative: +80, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play an Accordion Solo", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play a Guitar Solo", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play a Drum Solo", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play a Flute Solo"
11207	blurry replica squamous polyp	0		
11208	jittery replica stone sphere	0		
11209	shaking toasty Van der Graaf replica Greatest American Pants of the brazier	0		Hot Damage: +5, Hot Spell Damage: +25, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
11210	replica organ grinder	0		
11211	reassuring scandalous coward's replica Juju Mojo Mask	0		Monster Level: -20, Sleaze Damage: +5, Spooky Resistance: +1, Single Equip
11212	Temple Grandin's manspreader's replica Operation Patriot Shield of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Monster Level: +10, Familiar Weight: +7, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Throw Shield", Variable
11213	lime green replica Libram of Resolutions	0		
11214	steel-toed Sinatra's Newton's replica plastic vampire fangs	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Experience (Moxie): +5, Damage Reduction: 9, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Feed"
11215	replica angel	0		
11216	replica Camp Scout backpack of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100, Drops Items
11217	replica deactivated nanobots	0		
11218	blurry replica Apathargic Bandersnatch	0		
11219	shaking replica Smith's Tome	0		
11220	cyan replica over-the-shoulder Folder Holder	0		
11221	replica Order of the Green Thumb Order Form	0		
11222	shrink-wrapped Cincho de Mayo	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-05"
11223	Sherlock's stanky chaotic electrified Cincho de Mayo	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: +25, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Dispense Salt and Lime", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Party Soundtrack", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Fiesta Exit", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Projectile Piñata", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Party Foul", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Confetti Extravaganza", Last Available: "2023-05"
11224	twirling dedigitizer schematic: psilocyber mushroom	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11225	replica Little Geneticist DNA-Splicing Lab	0		
11226	replica still grill	0		
11227	replica Crimbo sapling	0		
11228	gray replica puck	0		
11229	blinking replica Chateau Mantegna room key	0		
11230	replica Deck of Every Card	0		
11231	replica Source terminal	0		
11232	replica disconnected intergnat	0		
11233	skewed replica Witchess Set	0		
11234	teal replica genie bottle	0		
11235	replica space planula	0		
11236	replica unpowered Robortender	0		
11237	replica Neverending Party invitation envelope	0		
11238	upside-down replica January's Garbage Tote	0		
11239	replica God Lobster Egg	0		
11240	careful rock-hard occult replica Fourth of May Cosplay Saber	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Damage Reduction: 5, Monster Level: -10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Use the Force"
11241	tumbling razor-sharp Samson's savvy replica Kramco Sausage-o-Matic&trade; of extreme caution of the blizzard	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Experience (Muscle): +5, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Monster Level: -25, Cold Spell Damage: +25
11242	Jack Frost's nippy medical-grade replica hewn moon-rune spoon of the brute of Gandalf of the scaredy-cat of incineration of the sewer of temperance of the sweet-tooth of Flo-Jo	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Monster Level: -15, Cold Damage: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Stench Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Candy Drop: +100, Initiative: +100, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Alters Page Text, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Dragoon Platoon", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spittoon Monsoon", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Festoon Buffoon", Rollover Effect Duration: 50
11243	replica baby camelCalf	0		
11244	foul-smelling grievous replica Powerful Glove of the dark arts of vim and vigor of the storm	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Stench Damage: +10, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Replace Enemy", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Shrink Enemy", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Invisible Avatar", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Triple Size"
11245	pulsating rosewater-soaked Jim Carey's arcane researcher's replica Cargo Cultist Shorts of the overflowing toilet	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Monster Level: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Stench Resistance: +3
11246	lightning-fast fireproof chilly Van der Graaf cool replica industrial fire extinguisher of the sewer	0		Moxie: +5, Cold Damage: +5, Stench Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +3, Initiative: +40, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Foam 'em Up", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Polar Vortex", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Foam Yourself", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Blast the Area", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Zone Specific"
11247	replica crystal ball	0		Initiative: +50, Item Drop (sporadic): +25
11248	replica emotion chip	0		Skill: "Replica Emotionally Chipped"
11249	flame-wreathed replica Jurassic Parka of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Avoid Attack: 1
11250	jittery replica grey gosling	0		
11251	replica designer sweatpants	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Flick", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Flood", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Spray", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Sip", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Make Sweat-Ade", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Drench Yourself in Sweat", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sip Some Sweat", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Sweat Out Some Booze"
11252	twirling replica plastic pumpkin bucket	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Item Drop: +13, Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.35
11253	blinking replica Ten Dollars	0		
11254	executive hardy replica Cincho de Mayo of vim and vigor of terror	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Maximum HP: +50, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +40, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Dispense Salt and Lime", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Party Soundtrack", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Fiesta Exit", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Projectile Piñata", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Party Foul", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Confetti Extravaganza"
11255	bouncing blinking Thwaitgold splendor beetle statuette	0		
11256	shrink-wrapped 2002 Mr. Store Catalog	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-06"
11257	tumbling 2002 Mr. Store Catalog	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11258	chaotic Tesla crafty Da Vinci's &quot;I survived Y2K&quot; T-Shirt of James Dean of the storm	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Experience (Moxie): +3, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Maximum MP: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +10, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-06"
11259	Letter from Carrie Bradshaw	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11260	scorching supercool pro skateboard	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Hot Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Do a Kickflip", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Do a Method!", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Do an epic McTwist!", Last Available: "2023-06"
11261	fuchsia Mr. Accessaturday	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11262	Meat Butler	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11263	mirror Loathing Idol Microphone	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11264	Charter: Nellyville	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11265	Manual of Secret Door Detection	0		Last Available: "2023-06", Skill: "Secret Door Awareness"
11266	Flash Liquidizer Ultra Dousing Accessory of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Douse Foe", Last Available: "2023-06"
11267	upside-down scorching padded Samson's Amulet of Perpetual Darkness of temperance	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Damage Absorption: +20, Hot Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Blind, Last Available: "2023-06"
11268	Giant monolith	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11269	narrow Crimbo cookie sheet	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11270	bouncing VHS Tape	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11271	nitrogenated scroll of minor invulnerability	0		Effect: "Sizzling with Fury", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2023-06"
11272	teal blinking Lapis Lazuli	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11273	cyan Eye Agate	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11274	Azurite	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11275	spinning Arrow (+1)	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11276	dry boiled electrified pulsating scroll of protection from lycanthropes	0		Effect: "Grape Expectations", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2023-06"
11277	jittery Loathing Idol Microphone (75% charged)	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11278	pulsating Loathing Idol Microphone (50% charged)	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11279	Loathing Idol Microphone (25% charged)	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11280	Replica 2002 Mr. Store Catalog	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11281	Mr. Big's Wallet	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11282	fancy mediocre Sexy Cosmo	4	decent	Effect: "Eye of the Seal", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2023-06"
11283	Souvenir Chopsticks	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11284	avaricious groovy red-soled high heels of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Moxie Percent: +10, Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2023-06"
11285	decent cyburger	4	good	Last Available: "2025-12"
11286	beefcake's ncle leg	0		Muscle: +25
11287	mirror Annie Oakley's veiny rutabuga bag	0		Maximum HP: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +20
11288	mesquito proboscis of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
11289	senate fly thorax of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11290	irradiated non-magnetized vacuum-sealed fuchsia bug juice	0		Effect: "Carrrsmic", Effect Duration: 64
11291	jittery huge Temple Grandin's spider leg	0		Familiar Weight: +7
11292	Socratic beetle antenna	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1
11293	asbestos-lined mantis skull	0		Hot Resistance: +5
11294	chilled adjusted chitin powder	0		Effect: "Petit Force", Effect Duration: 23
11295	huge therapeutic curative daddy shortlegs leg	0		HP Regen Min: 8, HP Regen Max: 12
11296	scandalous birdybug antenna of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Sleaze Damage: +5
11297	careful Herculean kilopede skull	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Monster Level: -10
11298	quadruple-aerosolized triple-ionized maroon haemolymphnode	0		Effect: "You're High as a Crow, Marty", Effect Duration: 57
11299	flattened improved adjusted chitin powder paste	0		Effect: "Berry Statistical", Effect Duration: 54
11300	sleeping patriotic eagle	0		Free Pull
11301	claw-held flag	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11302	yellow souvenir flag	0		
11303	name change form	0		
11304	replica sleeping patriotic eagle	0		
11305	boxed august scepter	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-08"
11306	august scepter	0		All Attributes: +15, HP Regen Min: 10, HP Regen Max: 15, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 1st: Mountain Climbing Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 2nd: Find an Eleven-Leaf Clover Day", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 3rd: Watermelon Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 4th: Water Balloon Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 5th: Oyster Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 6th: Fresh Breath Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 7th: Lighthouse Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 8th: Cat Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 9th: Hand Holding Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 10th: World Lion Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 11th: Presidential Joke Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 12th: Elephant Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 13th: Left/Off Hander's Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 14th: Financial Awareness  Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 15th: Relaxation Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 16th: Roller Coaster Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 17th: Thriftshop Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 18th: Serendipity Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 19th: Honey Bee Awareness Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 20th: Mosquito Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 21st: Spumoni Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 22nd: Tooth Fairy Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 23rd: Ride the Wind Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 24th: Waffle Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 25th: Banana Split Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 26th: Toilet Paper Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 27th: Just Because Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 28th: Race Your Mouse Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 29th: More Herbs, Less Salt  Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 30th: Beach Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 31st: Cabernet Sauvignon  Day!", Last Available: "2023-08"
11307	snack-sized moldy watermelon	2	crappy	Last Available: "2023-08"
11308	narrow watermelon seed	0		Last Available: "2023-08"
11309	water balloon	0		Last Available: "2023-08"
11310	thriftshop coupon	0		Last Available: "2023-08"
11311	flavorless super-sized bouncing waffle	5	decent	Last Available: "2023-08"
11312	fixodent	0		Last Available: "2023-08"
11313	Jim Carey's cat o' nine teeth of the empath	0		Monster Level: +25, Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2023-08"
11314	teal careful tooth cap of temperance	0		Monster Level: -10, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2023-08"
11315	ghostly careful beefy toothy trousers	0		Muscle: +10, Monster Level: -10, Last Available: "2023-08"
11316	bland skewed banana split	3	decent	Last Available: "2023-08"
11317	handful of toilet paper	0		Last Available: "2023-08"
11318	Mrs. Rush	0		Last Available: "2023-08"
11319	skewed blurry medal	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Experience (familiar): +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2023-08"
11320	weak delicious bottle of Cabernet Sauvignon	2	awesome	Last Available: "2023-08"
11321	avaricious frightening nasty baywatch	0		Stench Damage: +5, Spooky Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +30, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2023-08", Nonstackable Watch
11322	Pocket Guide to Mild Evil	0		Last Available: "2023-07", Skill: "Perpetrate Mild Evil"
11323	gray skewed Pocket Guide to Mild Evil (used)	0		Last Available: "2023-07", Skill: "Perpetrate Mild Evil"
11324	consolation ribbon	0		Familiar Weight: -10, Experience (familiar): -1, Last Available: "2023-08"
11325	replica august scepter	0		All Attributes: +15, HP Regen Min: 10, HP Regen Max: 15, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 1st: Mountain Climbing Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 2nd: Find an Eleven-Leaf Clover Day", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 3rd: Watermelon Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 4th: Water Balloon Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 5th: Oyster Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 6th: Fresh Breath Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 7th: Lighthouse Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 8th: Cat Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 9th: Hand Holding Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 10th: World Lion Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 11th: Presidential Joke Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 12th: Elephant Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 13th: Left/Off Hander's Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 14th: Financial Awareness  Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 15th: Relaxation Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 16th: Roller Coaster Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 17th: Thriftshop Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 18th: Serendipity Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 19th: Honey Bee Awareness Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 20th: Mosquito Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 21st: Spumoni Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 22nd: Tooth Fairy Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 23rd: Ride the Wind Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 24th: Waffle Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 25th: Banana Split Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 26th: Toilet Paper Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 27th: Just Because Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 28th: Race Your Mouse Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 29th: More Herbs, Less Salt  Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 30th: Beach Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 31st: Cabernet Sauvignon  Day!"
11326	Thwaitgold fairyfly statue	0		
11327	skewed residual chitin paste	0		Skill: "Chitinous Soul"
11328	dried narrow concentrated cooking	1		
11329	denatured upside-down narrow squat meat	1		
11330	mixed squat mirror red sparkling orb	1		Effect: "Fit To Be Tide", Effect Duration: 10
11331	distilled spinning hardening cream	1		Effect: "Pie in the Sky", Effect Duration: 45
11332	mixed blurry olive bouncing pool shark hair oil	1		
11333	book of facts	0		Skill: "Just the Facts", Last Available: "2023-09"
11334	book of facts (dog-eared)	0		Skill: "Just the Facts", Last Available: "2023-09"
11335	Dark Jill-of-All-Trades	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-10"
11336	skewed LED candle	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2023-10"
11337	map to a candy-rich block	0		Last Available: "2023-10"
11338	Vulcanized dry sampler size toothpaste	0		Effect: "Moose Wisdom", Effect Duration: 29
11339	Franken Stein	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Toast your enemy"
11340	tumbling A Guide to Burning Leaves	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-11", Leaves: +0.5
11341	jittery inflammable leaf	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11342	rake	0		Item Drop: +1, Last Available: "2023-11", Leaves: +1.5
11343	twirling squat vibrating rake	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2023-11", Leaves: +1.5
11344	autumnic bomb	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11345	forest canopy bed	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11346	day shortener	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11347	extra time	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11348	skewed pulsating aromatic MacGyver's autumnal aegis	0		Maximum MP: +100, Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2023-11"
11349	warmed distilled resin	0		Effect: "Stone-Faced", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2023-11"
11350	super-heated leaf	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11351	olive lit leaf lasso	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11352	tied-up leaflet	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11353	tied-up monstera	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11354	fuchsia tied-up leaviathan	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11355	greasy Herculean impromptu torch	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2023-11"
11356	narrow flame-retardant fig leaf of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Hot Resistance: +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2023-11"
11357	green Oprah's Da Vinci's smoldering drape	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2023-11"
11358	blinking smoldering leafcutter ant egg	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11359	scandalous wicked boxer's cool leaf crown of vim and vigor of the sweet-tooth	0		Moxie: +5, Muscle Percent: +10, Spell Damage: +5, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Sleaze Damage: +5, Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2023-11"
11360	fancy bland blurry leafy browns	3	decent	Effect: "Superveiny 9000", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2023-11"
11361	chilled fuchsia squat autumnic balm	0		Effect: "Wreathed in Merriment", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2023-11"
11362	irradiated fuchsia pulsating coping juice	0		Effect: "Crying, Dying", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2023-11"
11363	lightning-fast fireproof ribald nasty candy cane sword cane of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Stench Damage: +5, Sleaze Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +3, Initiative: +40, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Surprisingly Sweet Stab", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Surprisingly Sweet Slash", Last Available: "2023-12", Rollover Effect Duration: 250
11364	wrapped candy cane sword cane	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-12"
11365	ghostly blinking Elf Guard patrol cap	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11366	huge Elf Guard hotpants	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11367	skewed Crimbuccaneer tricorn	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11368	Crimbuccaneer breeches	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11369	automa-bot parts	0		
11370	cyan security automa-core	0		
11371	clerical automa-core	0		
11372	handful of Boltsmann bearings	0		
11373	Spring Bros. solenoid	0		
11374	Spring Bros. ID badge	0		
11375	bouncing Boltsmann ID badge	0		
11376	housekeeping automa-core	0		
11377	squat fuchsia housekeeping robot	0		
11378	rotten shaking pickled bread	4	crappy	Last Available: "2023-12"
11379	flavorless tiny salted mutton	1	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11380	normal olive corned beet	3	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11381	tiny plastic Elf Guard Armory	0		Weapon Damage: +3, Display Name: "tiny plastic Elf Guard Armory"
11382	tiny plastic Crimbuccaneer Grog Hall	0		Booze Drop: +3, Display Name: "tiny plastic Crimbuccaneer Grog Hall"
11383	tiny plastic Elf Guard Mess Hall	0		Food Drop: +3, Display Name: "tiny plastic Elf Guard Mess Hall"
11384	tiny Crimbuccaneer Foundry	0		Initiative: +3, Display Name: "tiny Crimbuccaneer Foundry"
11385	tiny plastic Abuela's Cottage (Pirate Control)	0		All Attributes: +3, Display Name: "tiny plastic Abuela's Cottage (Pirate Control)"
11386	twirling pirate encryption key alpha	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11387	huge pirate encryption key bravo	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11388	twirling pirate encryption key charlie	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11389	pirate encryption key delta	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11390	bouncing wardrobe-o-matic	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11391	futuristic shirt	0		Lasts Until Rollover
11392	futuristic hat	0		Lasts Until Rollover
11393	futuristic collar	0		Lasts Until Rollover
11394	crated wardrobe-o-matic	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11395	tasty tiny peppermint donut	1	awesome	Last Available: "2023-12"
11396	tumbling educational Elf Guard insignia (private)	0		Experience: +1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11397	sharpshooter's Crimbuccaneer fledges (mint)	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Last Available: "2023-12"
11398	military-grade peppermint oil	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11399	ghostly Crimbuccaneer whale oil	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11400	red Elf Guard tinsel grenade	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11401	drinkable blinking Crimbuccaneer mologrog cocktail	3	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11402	blinking Elf Army machine parts	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11403	ghostly Crimbuccaneer rigging lasso	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11404	blinking supercharged sinister Crimbuccaneer lantern of Flo-Jo	0		Spell Damage: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2023-12"
11405	twirling Crimbuccaneer flotsam	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11406	bouncing Crimbuccaneer invasion map	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11407	Crimbuccaneer shirt of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Last Available: "2023-12"
11408	bouncing Elf Guard MPC	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11409	blinking Crimbuccaneer piece of 12	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11410	Elf Guard commandeering gloves of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12", Piece of Twelve Drop: 0.5
11411	galvanized deionized oxidized Elf Guard eyedrops	0		Effect: "Stop and Smell the Fudge", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2023-12"
11412	Crimbuccaneer premium booty sack	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11413	blurry Elf Guard honor present	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11414	frosty hardened Elf Guard officer's sidearm	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2023-12"
11415	wobbly MacGyver's Elf Guard insignia (general) of the overflowing toilet	0		Maximum MP: +100, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12"
11416	acceptable Crimbow Rainbo	3	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11417	narrow Elf Guard strategic map	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11418	Crimbuccaneer captain's purse	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11419	bouncing beefy Elf Guard broom of horror	0		Muscle: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2023-12"
11420	family-friendly Lo Pan's Herculean Crimbuccaneer tavern swab	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11421	Elf Guard hangover cure	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11422	drinkable old-school pirate grog	3	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11423	stale grog nuts	3	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11424	olive ruddy sawed-off blunderbuss of extreme caution of the cheetah	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Monster Level: -25, Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2023-12"
11425	tolerable officer's nog	3	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11426	peppermint bomb	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11427	delicious skewed sundae ration	4	awesome	Last Available: "2023-12"
11428	enchanted flavorless jumbo peppermint tack	5	decent	Effect: "Jungle Juiced", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2023-12"
11429	blue Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts	0		Skill: "Elf Guard Cooking", Last Available: "2023-12"
11430	spoiled huge whalesteak	4	crappy	Last Available: "2023-12"
11431	wool extremely unsafe whalegun of the blizzard	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11432	Cocktails of the Age of Sail	0		Skill: "Old-School Cocktailcrafting", Last Available: "2023-12"
11433	cyan Elf Guard payroll bag	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11434	purple resourceful Elf Guard clipboard of the dark arts of vim and vigor	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Maximum MP: +50, Last Available: "2023-12"
11435	wool pegfinger	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12", MPC Drop: 0.5
11436	tolerable distilled teal and claret	5	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11437	up-at-dawn Elf Guard and beret	0		Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2023-12"
11438	gray shaking razor-sharp dangerous savvy shipwright's hammer	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Weapon Damage: +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Last Available: "2023-12"
11439	perfumed reassuring ruddy gunwale	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Spooky Resistance: +1, Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2023-12"
11440	mirror baleful sinister Kelflar vest of the bloodbag	0		Spell Damage: 35, Maximum HP: +100, Last Available: "2023-12"
11441	vacuum-sealed whale cerebrospinal fluid	0		Effect: "Smoky Third Eye", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2023-12"
11442	coward's supercharged Crimbuccaneer runebone	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Monster Level: -20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12"
11443	wobbly upside-down upside-down cannonbomb	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11444	Oprah's strapping Elf Guard mouthknife	0		Muscle: +5, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2023-12"
11445	boxer's Crimbuccaneer fledges (disintegrating) of the pedagogue	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Experience: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12"
11446	gray Tesla Elf Guard fuel tank	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2023-12"
11447	executive massive wrench of the pedagogue of the empath	0		Experience: +3, Familiar Weight: +5, Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2023-12"
11448	squat censurious wholesome brown pirate pants	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2023-12"
11449	Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion	0		Skill: "Elf Guard Extortion Techniques", Last Available: "2023-12"
11450	The Encyclopedia of Fruit	0		Skill: "Fruit Recognition", Last Available: "2023-12"
11451	punching mirror	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11452	ghostly Usain Bolt's careful banded studded experienced Elf dessert spoon of terror	0		Experience: +2, Damage Absorption: 180, Monster Level: -10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2023-12"
11453	studded experienced Elf Guard SCUBA tank	0		Experience: +2, Damage Absorption: +80, Adventure Underwater, Last Available: "2023-12"
11454	Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping	0		Skill: "Elf Guard Relaxation Techniques", Last Available: "2023-12"
11455	lightning-fast coward's free boots	0		Monster Level: -20, Initiative: +40, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "The Old One-Two (Kick)", Last Available: "2023-12"
11456	blurry baby rigging snake	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11457	squat frosty dangerous deadly Elvish underarmor	0		Weapon Damage: 15, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12"
11458	squat twirling gravedigger's Van der Graaf Crimbuccaneer bombjacket	0		Spooky Damage: +10, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Combat Item Damage Percent: 100, Last Available: "2023-12"
11459	adequate jumbo wobbly sugarplum ration	5	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11460	stale gingerbread nylons	4	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11461	enchanted bland rum-soaked fruitcake	4	decent	Effect: "Square to be Hip", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-12"
11462	spoiled lime	3	crappy	Last Available: "2023-12"
11463	toothsome gingerbread pirate	3	awesome	Last Available: "2023-12"
11464	bland miniature fruit-stuffed rumcake	2	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11465	extra-dry artisanal mulled wine	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2023-12"
11466	lousy Swedish coffee	3	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11467	drinkable special pulsating canteen of eggnog	3	good	Effect: "Wings of the Grasshopper", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2023-12"
11468	distilled lousy hot wine	5	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11469	bad extra-dry lime green Jamaican coffee	5	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11470	irresponsibly strong perfectly mixed narrow flask of egggrog	8	EPIC	Last Available: "2023-12"
11471	shaking gray Black and White Apron Enrollment Form	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-12"
11472	shaking Black and White Apron Meal Kit	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11473	pirate encryption key (complete)	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11474	smooth spirit-forward ghostly yule grog	5	awesome	Last Available: "2023-12"
11475	big normal wet tack	5	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11476	decent thick whalecake	5	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11477	green shaking smelly coward's forbidden gunwale whalegun	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Monster Level: -20, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Shoot, Gunwale Whalegun, Shoot!", Last Available: "2023-12"
11478	tolerable spirit-forward and claret	5	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11479	rigging knot	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11480	tumbling tumbling trick coin	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11481	squat hale Fonzie's Elf Guard squirtgun	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Maximum HP: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Peppermint Squirt", Last Available: "2023-12"
11482	chest of &quot;pirate gold&quot;	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11483	blurry scorching sequin-encrusted sweater	0		Hot Damage: +25, Last Available: "2023-12"
11484	narrow Sherlock's gravedigger's coward's replica Elf Guard medal	0		Monster Level: -20, Spooky Damage: +10, Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2023-12"
11485	spinning Lil' Snowball Factory	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11486	bouncing Elf Guard temporary (permanent) tattoo	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11487	blinking prank Crimbo card	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11488	bouncing family-friendly Annie Oakley's Crimbuccaneer squirtblunderbuss	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11489	My First Paycheck envelope	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11490	lard-coated gravedigger's banded barnacle-encrusted sweater	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Spooky Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2023-12"
11491	squat knitted dog trainer's rock-hard Crimbuccaneer nose ring	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Experience (familiar): +1, Cold Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2023-12"
11492	pet anchor	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11493	Crimbuccaneer tattoo gift certificate	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11494	blue huge Elf Guard safety bear	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11495	kraken	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11496	squat precision snowball	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11497	shaking Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts (used)	0		Skill: "Elf Guard Cooking", Last Available: "2023-12"
11498	blurry Cocktails of the Age of Sail (used)	0		Skill: "Old-School Cocktailcrafting", Last Available: "2023-12"
11499	Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion (used)	0		Skill: "Elf Guard Extortion Techniques", Last Available: "2023-12"
11500	The Encyclopedia of Fruit (used)	0		Skill: "Fruit Recognition", Last Available: "2023-12"
11501	Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping (used)	0		Skill: "Elf Guard Relaxation Techniques", Last Available: "2023-12"
11502	liquefied oxidized blinking bouncing military candy cane	0		Effect: "Dwarven Hardiness", Effect Duration: 67
11503	chilled tumbling tumbling groggipop	0		Effect: "Mushroom Magicalness", Effect Duration: 62
11504	zippy moss mace of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50, Initiative: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Moss Mugging", Last Available: "2024-12"
11505	mirror moss megaphone of vim and vigor of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Maximum HP: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Megaphone Whisper", Last Available: "2024-12"
11506	purple chaotic Herculean moss medal	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Brandish Moss Medal", Last Available: "2024-12"
11507	blurry ruddy healthy moss mitre	0		Maximum HP Percent: 60, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Soul Genuflection", Last Available: "2024-12"
11508	flame-retardant extremely unsafe moss mantle	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Hot Resistance: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Drop Mantle", Last Available: "2024-12"
11509	double-paned moss marlinspike of the glutton	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Food Drop: +100, Extra Pickpocket, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-12"
11510	twisted fuchsia moss mulch	1		Last Available: "2024-12"
11511	triple-liquefied pulsating moss floss	0		Effect: "Phairly Pheromonal", Effect Duration: 19
11512	yellow adobe arsecover	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11513	adobe adze	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-12"
11514	adobe abacus	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11515	adobe ayam	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11516	bouncing adobe ascot	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-12"
11517	upside-down adobe abaya	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11518	vaporized maroon squat adobe assortment	1		Last Available: "2024-12"
11519	activated blue adobe brittle	0		Effect: "Weasels Underfoot", Effect Duration: 55
11520	ruddy weightlifter's crepe paper phrygian cap of the empath	0		Muscle: +15, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Familiar Weight: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Pull down your crepe paper phrygian cap", Last Available: "2025-12"
11521	reassuring crepe paper parachute cape of extreme caution of the early riser	0		Monster Level: -25, Spooky Resistance: +1, Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2025-12"
11522	mirror blurry crafty baleful crepe paper pie clip of bravery	0		Spell Damage: +25, Maximum MP: +10, Spooky Resistance: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Look through your crepe paper pie clip", Last Available: "2025-12"
11523	nippy manspreader's Rosewater's crepe paper puzzle cube	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Monster Level: +10, Cold Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play with your crepe paper puzzle", Last Available: "2025-12"
11524	Usain Bolt's lightning-fast Tesla crepe paper plunge camisole	0		Initiative: 120, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Leave nothing to the imagination", Last Available: "2025-12"
11525	nasty healthy crepe paper polka charm of the storm	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Stench Damage: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Embrace polka", Last Available: "2025-12"
11526	denatured lime green mirror crepe paper pared cuttings	1		Effect: "Putting the Pro in Proletariat", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2025-12"
11527	quadruple-moist crepe paper peanut candy	0		Effect: "All Branned Up", Effect Duration: 14
11528	veiny petrified wood war pike of horror	0		Maximum HP: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2025-12"
11529	MacGyver's petrified wood waist protector of bravery	0		Maximum MP: +100, Spooky Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Avoid Attack: 1, Last Available: "2025-12"
11530	twirling up-at-dawn supercharged petrified wood wizard's pouch	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Adventures: +5, Single Equip, Lantern: 2, Lantern Element: "Hot", Lantern Element: "None", Last Available: "2025-12"
11531	up-at-dawn petrified wood water purifier of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Adventures: +5, Lantern: 2, Lantern Element: "Cold", Lantern Element: "Sleaze", Last Available: "2025-12"
11532	crafty boxer's petrified wood whoopie panama	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Maximum MP: +10, Last Available: "2025-12", Thorns: 1
11533	chaotic slick petrified wood walking pants	0		Moxie: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Last Available: "2025-12"
11534	distilled petrified wood waste parts	1		Last Available: "2025-12"
11535	aerosolized tumbling petrified wood wafer praline	0		Effect: "Morninja", Effect Duration: 66
11536	boozy mediocre cybeer	5	decent	Last Available: "2025-12"
11537	blinking ICEbox	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11538	wired underwear	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Refresh HP", Last Available: "2025-12"
11539	upside-down encrypted shuriken	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Encrypted Shuriken", Last Available: "2025-12"
11540	shaking baby chest mimic	0		Free Pull
11541	googly chest eyes	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11542	mimic egg	0		
11543	spinning stylish Crimbuccaneer war standard of the storm	0		Moxie: +25, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2023-12"
11544	energetic hardy Elf Guard war standard	0		Maximum HP: +50, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2023-12"
11545	olive in-the-box spring shoes	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-02"
11546	inspector's razor-sharp spring shoes of the empath	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Familiar Weight: +5, Item Drop: +15, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spring Away", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spring Kick", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spring Growth Spurt", Drops Items, Last Available: "2024-02"
11547	colloidal ultra-soft ferns	0		Effect: "Super Structure", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2024-02"
11548	moist upside-down crunchy brush	0		Effect: "Visions of the Deep Dark Deeps", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2024-02"
11549	jittery huge smashed scientific equipment	0		
11550	spinning biphasic molecular oculus	0		No Pull
11551	triphasic molecular oculus	0		
11552	wobbly high-tension exoskeleton	0		Avoid Attack: 1
11553	ultra-high-tension exoskeleton	0		Avoid Attack: 2
11554	wobbly irresponsible-tension exoskeleton	0		Avoid Attack: 3
11555	quick-release belt pouch	0		Single Equip
11556	quick-release fannypack	0		Single Equip
11557	quick-release utility belt	0		Single Equip
11558	blinking motion sensor of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Single Equip
11559	focused magnetron pistol	0		Single Equip
11560	packaged Everfull Dart Holster	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-03"
11561	cyan Everfull Dart Holster of wisdom of the cheetah	0		Mysticality: +15, Initiative: +60, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-03"
11562	research fragment	0		
11563	Thwaitgold wolf spider statuette	0		
11564	narrow boxed Apriling band helmet	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-04"
11565	asbestos-lined smelly ruddy Samson's Apriling band helmet of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Experience (Muscle): +5, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2024-04"
11566	blurry ribald scorching medical-grade Sinatra's Apriling band saxophone	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Hot Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +10, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-04"
11567	flame-wreathed baleful Apriling band quad tom of mayonnaise of the boozehound	0		Spell Damage: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Booze Drop: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-04"
11568	friendly Lo Pan's resourceful Da Vinci's brainy Apriling band tuba	0		Mysticality: +5, Experience (Mysticality): +5, Maximum MP: +50, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Familiar Weight: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-04"
11569	purple mansplainer's Lo Pan's sharpshooter's supercool Rosewater's Apriling band staff of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Mysticality Percent: +30, Moxie Percent: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Monster Level: +15, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-04"
11570	tumbling Apriling band piccolo	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-04"
11571	wobbly boxed Mayam Calendar	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-05"
11572	green squat Mayam Calendar	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-05"
11573	flavorless diet yam	1	decent	Last Available: "2024-05"
11574	mediocre yam martini	3	decent	Last Available: "2024-05"
11575	mediocre spinning sweet potato o' mine	3	decent	Last Available: "2024-05"
11576	acceptable weak Southern yam	2	good	Last Available: "2024-05"
11577	weak delicious sweet potato punch	2	awesome	Last Available: "2024-05"
11578	moldy Mayam spinach	3	crappy	Last Available: "2024-05"
11579	normal yam and swiss	4	good	Last Available: "2024-05"
11580	censurious reassuring Herculean yam cannon	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Spooky Resistance: +1, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-05"
11581	fuchsia yam cannon	0		Initiative: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-05"
11582	yam battery	0		Last Available: "2024-05"
11583	yam stinkbomb	0		Last Available: "2024-05"
11584	spinning narrow perfumed sharpshooter's furry yam buckler of Leguizamo	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Monster Level: +20, Stench Resistance: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-05"
11585	thanksgiving bomb	0		Last Available: "2024-05"
11586	curative stylish strapping yamtility belt	0		Muscle: +5, Moxie: +25, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-05"
11587	diet spoiled yam slider	1	crappy	Last Available: "2024-05"
11588	yummy yam mayo	3	awesome	Last Available: "2024-05"
11589	normal yam burrito	3	good	Last Available: "2024-05"
11590	gray visual packet sniffer	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11591	skewed mini kiwi egg	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-06"
11592	tumbling aviator goggles	0		
11593	tumbling Thwaitgold Illinigina illinoiensis model	0		
11594	bland small mini kiwi	2	decent	Last Available: "2024-06"
11595	blurry sharpshooter's baleful mini kiwi bikini of the empath	0		Spell Damage: +25, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2024-06"
11596	lousy mini kiwitini	4	decent	Last Available: "2024-06"
11597	red mini kiwi invisible dirigible	0		Familiar Weight: -20, Last Available: "2024-06"
11598	skewed mini kiwi aioli	0		Last Available: "2024-06"
11599	bouncing chilly Socratic mini kiwi silicon tiepin of the storm	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Cold Damage: +5, Last Available: "2024-06"
11600	mini kiwi tipi	0		Last Available: "2024-06"
11601	adequate mini kiwi digitized cookies	3	good	Last Available: "2024-06"
11602	drinkable mini kiwi intoxicating spirits	3	good	Last Available: "2024-06"
11603	double-modified mini kiwi antimilitaristic hippy petition	0		Effect: "Preemptive Medicine", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2024-06"
11604	anodized alkaline teal mini kiwi illicit antibiotic	0		Effect: "Oxygenated Blood", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2024-06"
11605	inspector's nasty mini kiwi whipping stick	0		Stench Damage: +5, Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2024-06"
11606	sinister mini kiwi icepick	0		Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2024-06"
11607	electrified mini kiwi-flavored aspirin-injecting lipstick	0		Effect: "Aspect of the Twinklefairy", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2024-06"
11608	upside-down bouncing packaged Roman Candelabra	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-07"
11609	Roman Candelabra	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blow the Blue Candle!", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blow the Green Candle!", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blow the Purple Candle!", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blow the Red Candle!", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blow the Yellow Candle!", Last Available: "2024-07"
11610	protogenetic chunklet (synapse)	0		
11611	tumbling protogenetic chunklet (muscle)	0		
11612	protogenetic chunklet (flagellum)	0		
11613	protogenetic chunklet (elbow)	0		
11614	protogenetic chunklet (lips)	0		
11615	up-at-dawn stanky messenger bag RNA of courage	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +3, Adventures: +5
11616	flagellate flagon	0		
11617	purple proto-proto-protozoa	0		
11618	adequate bouncing bacteria bisque	3	good	
11619	stale ciliophora chowder	3	decent	
11620	tiny delicious narrow olive cream of chloroplasts	1	awesome	
11621	synaptic soup	0		
11622	muscular soup	0		
11623	flagellate soup	0		
11624	elbow soup	0		
11625	lip soup	0		
11626	unevolved organism	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-07"
11627	extra ooze	0		
11628	extra DNA	0		Experience (familiar): +1
11629	untorn tearaway pants package	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-08"
11630	skewed up-at-dawn Temple Grandin's manspreader's shellacked tearaway pants of vim and vigor	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Monster Level: +10, Familiar Weight: +7, Adventures: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Tear Away your Pants!", Last Available: "2024-08"
11631	baby bodyguard	0		
11632	Doll Moll violin case	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
11633	narrow Tina gun	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11634	bouncing tattoo gun	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
11635	artisanal irresponsibly strong shaking Colera Peste Nebbiolo	6	EPIC	Last Available: "2026-08"
11636	skewed longbox of Batfellow comics	0		
11637	Thwaitgold shield bug statuette	0		
11638	bodyguard badge	0		
11639	Too Cold to Hold: How to Be Cool - A Memoir	0		Skill: "Too Cool"
11640	Too Cold to Hold: How to Be Cool - A Memoir (read)	0		Skill: "Too Cool"
11641	boxed Sept-Ember Censer	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-09"
11642	Sept-Ember Censer	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11643	banded blade of dismemberment	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-09"
11644	teal Embering Hulk	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11645	green Mmm-brr! brand mouthwash	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11646	Septapus summoning charm	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11647	structural ember	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11648	nasty coward's clever embers-only jacket	0		Maximum MP: +20, Monster Level: -20, Stench Damage: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-09"
11649	bouncing bembershoot of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-09"
11650	adequate immense wheel of camembert	6	good	Last Available: "2024-09"
11651	wholesome personal trainer's educational hat of remembering	0		Experience: +1, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-09"
11652	throwin' ember	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11653	head of emberg lettuce	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11654	twirling red embering hunk	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11655	soft cap of diminishing returns	0		
11656	photo booth sized crate	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-10"
11657	boxed bat wings	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-10"
11658	auspicious resourceful sinister bat wings	0		Spell Damage: +10, Maximum MP: +50, Item Drop: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Rest upside down", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Swoop like a Bat", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Summon Cauldron of Bats", Last Available: "2024-10"
11659	ghostly ember egg	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11660	mirror ember	0		Cold Resistance: +1
11661	avaricious savvy monocle on a stick	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Meat Drop: +30, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11662	dangerous plastic pipe of the empath	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Familiar Weight: +5, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11663	shaking healthy fake arrow-through-the-head of the empath	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Familiar Weight: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11664	flame-retardant bow tie of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Hot Resistance: +1, Clowniness: 25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11665	double-paned fake huge beard of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Cold Resistance: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11666	Sinatra's Herculean astronaut helmet	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Experience (Moxie): +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11667	tumbling careful feather boa of the blizzard	0		Monster Level: -10, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11668	jittery stanky Sheriff badge of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11669	executive Sheriff pistol of the cheetah	0		Meat Drop: +40, Initiative: +60, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11670	vibrating studded Sheriff moustache	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11671	weightlifter's photo booth supply list of courage	0		Muscle: +15, Spooky Resistance: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Check for photo booth supplies", Last Available: "2024-10"
11672	peace turkey outline	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-11"
11673	tie-dye headband	0		
11674	yummy whirled peas	3	awesome	Last Available: "2024-11"
11675	spoiled small wobbly peaza	2	crappy	Last Available: "2024-11"
11676	peace shooter	0		Last Available: "2024-11"
11677	powdered drenchrome 2.0	1		Last Available: "2025-12"
11678	twisted squat Synapse Blaster	1		Last Available: "2025-12"
11679	skewed quantized familiar	0		
11680	upside-down blinking quantum watch	0		Adventures: +2
11681	quantized familiar experience	0		
11682	enhanced extra-cold-filtered Vulcanized olive pea brittle	0		Effect: "Insatiable Hunger", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2024-11"
11683	weak drinkable teal peasco	2	good	Last Available: "2024-11"
11684	stale squat piece of cake	4	decent	Last Available: "2024-11"
11685	handful of split pea soup	0		Last Available: "2024-11"
11686	Sealed TakerSpace letter of Marque	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-12"
11687	TakerSpace letter of Marque	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11688	lard-coated dance instructor's deft pirate hook	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-12"
11689	spinning beefcake's iron tricorn hat of the wise owl	0		Muscle: +25, Mysticality: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Iron Tricorn Headbutt", Last Available: "2024-12"
11690	shaking upside-down therapeutic jolly roger flag	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-12"
11691	sleeping profane parrot	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11692	pirrrate's currrse	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11693	perfectly mixed yellow tankard of spiced rum	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2024-12"
11694	lousy tankard of spiced Goldschlepper	4	decent	Last Available: "2024-12"
11695	olive spinning packaged luxury garment	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11696	bouncing clever governor's daughter's lace collar	0		Maximum MP: +20, Last Available: "2024-12"
11697	blurry chilly governor's daughter's petticoats	0		Cold Damage: +5, Last Available: "2024-12"
11698	governor's daughter's pearl hairpin of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2024-12"
11699	harpoon	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11700	toasty chili powder cutlass	0		Hot Damage: +5, Last Available: "2024-12"
11701	spoiled snack-sized Aztec tamale	2	crappy	Last Available: "2024-12"
11702	tumbling jolly roger tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11703	pet rock	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11704	green narrow inspector's groggles	0		Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2024-12"
11705	pirate dinghy	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11706	anchor bomb	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11707	silky pirate drawers of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2024-12"
11708	profane eye patch	0		Sleaze Damage: +3
11709	activated anodized pressed peppermint pegleg	0		Effect: "Slightly Larger Than Usual", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2024-12"
11710	irresponsibly strong acceptable hard cocoa	6	good	Last Available: "2024-12"
11711	flavorless ghostly salmagumdi	3	decent	Last Available: "2024-12"
11712	plastic Easter Island Bunny of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2024-12"
11713	gravedigger's plastic St. Patrick	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Last Available: "2024-12"
11714	twirling greedy plastic Colonel Brando of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2024-12"
11715	jittery wobbly nasty plastic Jedediah and Boiling Cloud	0		Stench Damage: +5, Last Available: "2024-12"
11716	blurry prompt plastic &quot;Santa Claus&quot;	0		Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2024-12"
11717	blinking squat Spirit of Easter	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11718	skewed narrow Spirit of St. Patrick's Day	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11719	Spirit of Veteran's Day	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11720	Spirit of Thanksgiving	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11721	skewed Spirit of Christmas	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11722	moldy huge mirror coney haunch	8	crappy	Last Available: "2024-12"
11723	extra-quantum huge dark chocolate egg	0		Effect: "Pretending to Pretend", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2024-12"
11724	weak delicious moai toai	2	awesome	
11725	blue dangerous moaiball of Tarzan of the empath	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Weapon Damage: +10, Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2024-12"
11726	mirror half-digested rat	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11727	aerosolized bouncing four-leaf potato sprout	0		Effect: "Greasy Visage", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2024-12"
11728	ghostly asbestos-lined Lo Pan's potato jacket of temperance	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Hot Resistance: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2024-12"
11729	traumatic holiday memory	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11730	spinning wobbly Brandonian footlocker key	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11731	Sherlock's military orb of the boozehound	0		Item Drop: +25, Booze Drop: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Throw Military Orb", Last Available: "2024-12"
11732	ionized twirling rum ball	0		Effect: "Spirit of Alph", Effect Duration: 29
11733	gravy skin	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11734	upside-down reassuring strapping gravyskin hat	0		Muscle: +5, Spooky Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2024-12"
11735	ghostly fireproof ruddy gravyskin buckler	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2024-12"
11736	narrow horrifying Rosewater's gravyskin skirt	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Spooky Damage: +25, Last Available: "2024-12"
11737	occult gravyskin pants of the glutton	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2024-12"
11738	colloidal crystallized pumpkin spice	0		Effect: "Sugar Smacks", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2024-12"
11739	flavorless gigantic room scale bean casserole	9	decent	Last Available: "2024-12"
11740	fragile Christmas ornament	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11741	ragged wool yarn	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11742	skewed perfect Christmas scarf of extreme caution of bravery of temperance	0		Monster Level: -25, Spooky Resistance: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-12"
11743	mirror Usain Bolt's snowman-enchanting tophat of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Initiative: +80, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Place your hat on their head", Last Available: "2024-12"
11744	polarized LIDAR candle	0		Effect: "Punch Another Day", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2024-12"
11745	green miser's fortified forbidden Congressional Medal of Insanity	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Damage Absorption: +60, Meat Drop: +10, Lantern: 3, Last Available: "2024-12"
11746	pumpkin spice whorl	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11747	artisanal watered-down spinning Easter grasshopper	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2024-12"
11748	drinkable blinking Irish eggnog	3	good	Last Available: "2024-12"
11749	artisanal practically non-alcoholic canteen of jungle juice	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	Last Available: "2024-12"
11750	practically non-alcoholic acceptable turchucken	1	good	Last Available: "2024-12"
11751	practically non-alcoholic hand-crafted lime green bouncing mechanically-mulled cider	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	Last Available: "2024-12"
11752	artisanal strong red holiday trip around the world	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2024-12"
11753	immense moldy blinking chocolate ostrich egg	9	crappy	Last Available: "2024-12"
11754	diet moldy teal beef and cabbage	1	crappy	Last Available: "2024-12"
11755	yummy candy rations	3	awesome	Last Available: "2024-12"
11756	half-sized bland double-candied yams	2	decent	Last Available: "2024-12"
11757	immense decent Christmas ham	7	good	Last Available: "2024-12"
11758	decent upside-down holiday smorgasbord	4	good	Last Available: "2024-12"
11759	Bowl of Infinite Jelly	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11760	hardened bejazzled eyepatch	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Last Available: "2024-12"
11761	Secrets of the Master Egg Hunters	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Master Egg Hunter"
11762	Secrets of the Master Egg Hunters (used)	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Master Egg Hunter"
11763	How to Lose Friends and Attract Snakes	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Attract Snakes"
11764	How to Lose Friends and Attract Snakes (used)	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Attract Snakes"
11765	Covert Ops for Kids	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Hide From Seekers"
11766	Covert Ops for Kids (used)	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Hide From Seekers"
11767	Holiday Multitasking	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Holiday Multitasking"
11768	fuchsia Holiday Multitasking (used)	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Holiday Multitasking"
11769	wobbly Hoyle's Guide to Reindeer Games	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Reindeer Games"
11770	Hoyle's Guide to Reindeer Games (used)	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Reindeer Games"
11771	moai statuette	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11772	flame-retardant educational sage egg gun of the blizzard	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Experience: +1, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Egg the face", Last Available: "2024-12"
11773	occult wicked weightlifter's army helmet of the ox	0		Muscle: 35, Spell Damage: +5, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Last Available: "2024-12"
11774	shaking candy egg deviler	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11775	napkin	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11776	moldy Thanksgiving ration	3	crappy	Last Available: "2024-12"
11777	bad Easter eggnog	3	decent	Last Available: "2024-12"
11778	dried clovermint	1		Effect: "Stop and Smell the Fudge", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2024-12"
11779	Jim Carey's steel-toed extremely unsafe grievous nylon Christmas stockings	0		Weapon Damage Percent: 150, Damage Reduction: 9, Monster Level: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-12"
11780	tattoo of two turkeys	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11781	moist deviled candy egg	0		Effect: "Thick-Skinned", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2024-12"
11782	McHugeLarge deluxe ski set	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-01"
11783	twirling crafty savvy McHugeLarge duffel bag	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Maximum MP: +10, Last Available: "2025-01", McHugeLarge
11784	red smelly resourceful supercool McHugeLarge left pole	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Maximum MP: +50, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "McHugeLarge Slash", Last Available: "2025-01", McHugeLarge
11785	energetic McHugeLarge right pole of the sewer of courage	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Stench Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "McHugeLarge Stab", Last Available: "2025-01", McHugeLarge
11786	blinking Samson's Rosewater's McHugeLarge left ski	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Experience (Muscle): +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "McHugeLarge Avalanche", Last Available: "2025-01", McHugeLarge
11787	healthy McHugeLarge right ski of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "McHugeLarge Ski Plow", Last Available: "2025-01", McHugeLarge
11788	1	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11789	0	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11790	distilled blurry jittery eXpand	1		Last Available: "2025-12"
11791	narrow brute force hammer	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Brute Force Hammer", Last Available: "2025-12"
11792	datastick	0		Last Available: "2025-12", RAM: +1
11793	dedigitizer schematic: brute force hammer	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11794	narrow dedigitizer schematic: malware injector	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11795	skewed dedigitizer schematic: cybervisor	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11796	fuchsia tumbling dedigitizer schematic: digibritches	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11797	dedigitizer schematic: cryptocloak	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11798	tumbling dedigitizer schematic: zero-trust tanktop	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11799	jittery dedigitizer schematic: retro floppy disk	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11800	dedigitizer schematic: pocket GPU	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11801	huge dedigitizer schematic: trojan horseshoe	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11802	narrow dedigitizer schematic: familiar-in-the-middle	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11803	upside-down cybervisor	0		Last Available: "2025-12", RAM: +3
11804	fuchsia retro floppy disk	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11805	pocket GPU	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2025-12"
11806	malware injector	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Inject Malware", Last Available: "2025-12"
11807	CyberRealm keycode	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-12"
11808	wobbly server room key	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11809	3d printed server room key	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11810	dedigitizer schematic: 3d printed server room key	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11811	upside-down logic grenade	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11812	distilled psilocyber mushroom	1		Effect: "Phorcefullness", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2025-12"
11813	dedigitizer schematic: SLEEP(5) rom chip	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11814	shaking dedigitizer schematic: OVERCLOCK(10) rom chip	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11815	tumbling dedigitizer schematic: STATS+++ rom chip	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11816	dedigitizer schematic: insignificant bit	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11817	dedigitizer schematic: hashing vise	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11818	dedigitizer schematic: geofencing rapier	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11819	dedigitizer schematic: geofencing shield	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11820	gray dedigitizer schematic: virtual cybertattoo	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11821	SLEEP(5) rom chip	0		Skill: "SLEEP(5)", Last Available: "2025-12"
11822	OVERCLOCK(10) rom chip	0		Skill: "OVERCLOCK(10)", Last Available: "2025-12"
11823	blinking STATS+++ rom chip	0		Skill: "STATS+++", Last Available: "2025-12"
11824	blurry insignificant bit	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11825	parity bit	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11826	skewed ghostly hashing vise	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11827	squat geofencing rapier	0		Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Thrust your geofencing rapier", Last Available: "2025-12"
11828	bouncing geofencing shield	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11829	upside-down virtual cybertattoo	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11830	ninja rope	0		
11831	blinking ninja crampons	0		
11832	ninja carabiner	0		
11833	altered synthetic coffee	0		Effect: "Spooky Hands", Effect Duration: 57
11834	triple-flattened iDrops	0		Effect: "Phairly Pheromonal", Effect Duration: 31
11835	shame coil	0		
11836	narrow new-in-box toy Cupid bow	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-02"
11837	toy Cupid bow	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Last Available: "2025-02"
11838	heat arc	0		
11839	fuchsia scrape	0		
11840	squat phantom digit	0		
11841	foul line	0		
11842	twirling dark manioc	0		
11843	Observer source code	0		
11844	chill gherkin	0		
11845	childrens' stapler	0		
11846	plover's egg	0		
11847	skewed flyswatter	0		
11848	Thwaitgold cordyceps ant statuette	0		
11849	skewed heat particle	0		Hot Damage: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +10
11850	sore	0		Cold Damage: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +10
11851	stomach churner	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
11852	phantom brace	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10
11853	foul cozy	0		Stench Damage: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +10
11854	red grim cellophane	0		Combat Rate: -5
11855	rift oculus	0		Combat Rate: +5
11856	blinking sweaty egg	0		HP Regen Min: 4, HP Regen Max: 8
11857	carton of extra-sharp, staples	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Spell Damage: +10
11858	glover liners	0		Pickpocket Chance: +10
11859	mosquito speakers	0		Monster Level: +5
11860	assemble-it-yourself Leprecondo	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-03"
11861	Leprecondo	0		Last Available: "2025-03"
11862	twisted mirror scoop of pre-workout powder	1		Effect: "Fury of the Bells", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2025-03"
11863	shaking olive table tennis ball	0		Last Available: "2025-03"
11864	enchanted weak artisanal bouncing huge pint of Leprechaun Stout	2	EPIC	Effect: "Cold Throat", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2025-03"
11865	mixed squat phosphor traces	1		Last Available: "2025-03"
11866	ghostly crafting plans	0		Last Available: "2025-03"
11867	ghostly Book of Irony	0		Skill: "Generate Irony"
11868	twirling spoon	0		
11869	wobbly unironic knife	0		
11870	bar dart	0		Last Available: "2025-03"
11871	dehydrated maroon blinking pulsating leprechaun antidepressant pill	1		Effect: "Hairy Palms", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2025-03"
11872	miniature spoiled Heck ramen	2	crappy	Last Available: "2025-03"
11873	bland burrito	3	decent	Last Available: "2025-03"
11874	half-sized rotten small beer brat	2	crappy	Last Available: "2025-03"
11875	spoiled peach pie	3	crappy	Last Available: "2025-03"
11876	adequate tumbling incredible mini-pizza	3	good	Last Available: "2025-03"
11877	lousy Divine sidecar	4	decent	Last Available: "2025-03"
11878	drinkable triple-distilled tangarita sidecar	7	good	Last Available: "2025-03"
11879	acceptable high-proof gimlet sidecar	6	good	Last Available: "2025-03"
11880	triple-distilled bad vodka stratocaster sidecar	7	decent	Last Available: "2025-03"
11881	smooth teal prussian cathouse sidecar	4	awesome	Last Available: "2025-03"
11882	lousy watered-down Mon Tiki sidecar	2	decent	Last Available: "2025-03"
11883	Packaged April Shower Thoughts Calendar	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-04"
11884	spinning flame-wreathed forbidden April Shower Thoughts shield	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2025-04"
11885	spinning cyan glob of wet paper	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11886	spitball	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11887	cold-filtered spinning wet paper weights	0		Effect: "Tin, Man", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2025-04"
11888	lousy Three Sheets to the Wind	3	decent	Last Available: "2025-04"
11889	stale enchanted huge pile of wet dates	6	decent	Effect: "Wasabi With You", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2025-04"
11890	blurry jittery papier Mach 1 airplane	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11891	tumbling wet blanket	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11892	squat wet shower cap of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2025-04"
11893	energetic wet shower shoes	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2025-04"
11894	Rosewater's wet shower shorts	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Last Available: "2025-04"
11895	wet paper tiger	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11896	wet paper eye	0		Familiar Weight: +15
11897	fuchsia wet shower curtain	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11898	nitrogenated electrified wet paper cup	0		Effect: "Unusual Perspective", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2025-04"
11899	extra-magnetized wet paperback	0		Effect: "Slimed Stomach", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2025-04"
11900	Da Vinci's wet shower radio	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2025-04"
11901	wet shower stamp	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11902	scandalous birthday bloon	0		Sleaze Damage: +5
11903	super-electrified jittery jawwetter	0		Effect: "Flagrantly Fragrant", Effect Duration: 48
11904	Unpeeled Peridot of Peril	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-05"
11905	medical-grade slick Peridot of Peril of horror	0		Moxie: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2025-05"
11906	asbestos-lined terrycloth turban	0		Hot Resistance: +5
11907	resourceful jockey's hat	0		Maximum MP: +50
11908	mirror brainy sharpshooter's hat	0		Mysticality: +5
11909	extra-tight skullcap of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25
11910	Fonzie's sturdy pith helmet	0		Experience (Moxie): +1
11911	smelly bishop's mitre	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10
11912	bouncing Socratic tin foil hat	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1
11913	spinning thinker's construction hardhat	0		Mysticality: +10
11914	imposing pilgrim's hat of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50
11915	crown of thorns	0		Thorns: 1
11916	wool stylish bycocket	0		Cold Resistance: +1
11917	Thwaitgold mad hatterpillar statuette	0		
11918	packaged prismatic beret	0		Free Pull
11919	blush beret	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Beret Blast", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Beret Boast", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Beret Busking", Last Available: "2025-06"
11920	bouncing green flak shield	0		
11921	purple Axis HQ Code	0		
11922	yeti in a travel cooler	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-07"
11923	purple exchanger	0		Cold Damage: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2025-07"
11924	Annie Oakley's Newton's Axis helmet	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Critical Hit Percent: +20
11925	banded Axis fatigues of the sewer	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Stench Damage: +25
11926	cyan shellacked Axis suspenders of the glutton	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Food Drop: +100, Single Equip
11927	stolen artifact	0		
11928	skewed really expensive stolen artifact	0		
11929	priceless stolen artifact	0		
11930	chocolate rations	0		
11931	nice nylon stockings	0		
11932	Allied Radio Backpack Pack	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-07"
11933	gray lightning-fast stiffened educational Allied Radio Backpack	0		Experience: +1, Damage Reduction: 1, Initiative: +40, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Call in an Airstrike", Last Available: "2025-07"
11934	upside-down orphaned baby skeleton	0		
11935	ordnance magnet	0		Single Equip, Drops Items
11936	wobbly twirling confetti grenade	0		
11937	spoiled special immense upside-down huge Skeleton Wars rations	8	crappy	Effect: "Egg-stortionary Tactics", Effect Duration: 15
11938	mediocre high-proof maroon skeleton war fuel can	10	decent	
11939	huge skeleton war grenade	0		
11940	chocolate and nylons detector	0		
11941	M&ouml;bius ring box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-08"
11942	M&ouml;bius ring	0		Gear Drop: [100*lte(paradoxicity,7)*gte(paradoxicity,3)], Last Available: "2025-08"
11943	olive bone pacifier	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11944	Van der Graaf brainy Allied Forces insignia of Tarzan	0		Mysticality: +5, Experience (Muscle): +3, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip
11945	Allied Tattoo Kit	0		
11946	handheld Allied radio	0		
11947	olive Axis codebook	0		
11948	tarnished frozen huge Life Goals Pamphlet	0		Effect: "Polka of Plenty", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2025-08"
11949	gray resourceful bully badge	0		Maximum MP: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2025-08"
11950	MacGyver's time cop top hat	0		Maximum MP: +100, Last Available: "2025-08"
11951	Stock Certificate	0		Last Available: "2025-08"
11952	boiled green pulsating mixed berry jelly	1		Last Available: "2025-08"
11953	decent toast with mixed berry jelly	3	good	Last Available: "2025-08"
11954	small enchanted normal cup of sugar	2	good	Effect: "Frozen Shoulders", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2025-08"
11955	spoiled Susie's cupcake	3	crappy	Last Available: "2025-08"
11956	clock	0		Last Available: "2025-08"
11957	ghostly frightening supercharged Sinatra's the gun	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2025-08"
11958	tolerable wine	3	good	Last Available: "2025-08"
11960	green really, really nice swimming trunks	0		Adventure Underwater
11961	sand penny	0		
11962	foul-smelling undersea surveying goggles	0		Stench Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover
11963	tolerable practically non-alcoholic shaking Ocean-Touched Rum	1	good	
11964	diluted water-logged pill	1		Effect: "Springy Fusilli", Effect Duration: 25
11965	thick moldy spinning kelp puck	5	crappy	
11966	spinning scroll of sea strength	0		
11967	scroll of sea smarts	0		
11968	scroll of sea smarm	0		
11969	pulsating waterlogged scroll of healing	0		
11970	spinning sea gel	0		
11971	ionized octopus ink bladder	0		Effect: "Three Days Slow", Effect Duration: 20
11972	durable dolphin whistle	0		
11973	Thwaitgold lobster statuette	0		
11974	red packaged Monodent of the Sea	0		Free Pull
11975	Monodent of the Sea	0		Hot Damage: +25, All Attributes Percent: +5, Experience: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sea *dent: Throw a Lightning Bolt", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sea *dent: Summon a Wave", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sea *dent: Talk to Some Fish", Last Available: "2025-09"
11976	maroon unblemished pearl	0		
11977	dentadent of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15
11986	lab-grown blood cubic zirconia	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-10"
11987	medical-grade hardened occult experienced strapping blood cubic zirconia of wisdom	0		Muscle: +5, Mysticality: +15, Experience: +2, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Damage Reduction: 3, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Blood Geyser", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Refracted Gaze", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Sweat Bullets", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Blood Bath", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Dial it up to 11", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Sweat Equity", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Create Blood Thinner", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Prepare Spinal Tapas", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Craft a Pheromone Cocktail", Last Available: "2025-10"
12044	distilled blood thinner	1		Effect: "Items Are Forever", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2025-10"
12045	smooth pheromone cocktail	4	awesome	Last Available: "2025-10"
12046	yummy spinal tapas	4	awesome	Last Available: "2025-10"
12047	shrunken head in a duffel bag	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-11"
12048	squat mansplainer's smartaleck's stylish shrunken head	0		Moxie: +25, Moxie Percent: +30, Monster Level: +15, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Prepare to reanimate your Foe", Last Available: "2025-11"
12049	stocking full of bones	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-12"
12050	small peppermint-flavored sugar walking crook	0		
12051	knucklebone	0		
12052	lousy Smoking Pope	3	decent	
12053	rotten snack-sized mirror prize turkey	2	crappy	
12054	altered medicinal gruel	1		
12055	spoiled full-sized pumpkin pie	4	crappy	Last Available: "2025-11"
12056	triple-distilled delicious tumbling vodka cranberry sauce	6	awesome	Last Available: "2025-11"
12057	tarnished yammed candy	0		Effect: "Wax On Your Shoes", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2025-11"
12058	adequate treasure chestnut	4	good	Last Available: "2025-12"
12059	drinkable spinning mulled butter rum	3	good	Last Available: "2025-12"
12060	triple-pickled concentrated pulsating maroon cinnamon doubloon	0		Effect: "Oth-Jeal-O", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2025-12"
12061	bouncing careful plastic left skeleton arm	0		Monster Level: -10, Last Available: "2025-12"
12062	twirling rosy-cheeked plastic left skeleton leg	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2025-12"
12063	gray chilly plastic right skeleton arm	0		Cold Damage: +5, Last Available: "2025-12"
12064	wobbly squat resourceful plastic right skeleton leg	0		Maximum MP: +50, Last Available: "2025-12"
12065	lime green plastic skeleton pelvis of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2025-12"
12066	ghostly skewed narrow discreetly-wrapped Eternity Codpiece	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-12"
12067	The Eternity Codpiece	0		All Attributes: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-12"
12068	veiny banded angelbone kilt	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Maximum HP: +10, Last Available: "2026-12"
12069	Newton's angelbone totem	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-12", Spleen Capacity: +1
12070	stanky angelbone chopsticks	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-12", Stomach Capacity: +1
12071	MacGyver's angelbone mantle of the boozehound	0		Maximum MP: +100, Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2026-12"
12072	asbestos-lined angelbone dice	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-12", Liver Capacity: +1
12073	angelbone halo of chilblains of doom	0		Cold Damage: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2026-12"
12074	pickled jittery angelbone fragments	1		Effect: "Held Closer", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2026-12"
12075	non-aerosolized biblically accurate gumdrops	0		Effect: "Phoenix, Right?", Effect Duration: 69
12076	cool devilbone helmet of the dark arts	0		Moxie: +5, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2026-12"
12077	blue tumbling devilbone greaves of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Last Available: "2026-12", Spleen Capacity: +1
12078	steel-toed devilbone shinguards of courage	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Spooky Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-12"
12079	fortified devilbone corset	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Last Available: "2026-12", Stomach Capacity: +1
12080	Annie Oakley's devilbone flute of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Last Available: "2026-12"
12081	padded devilbone rosary	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-12", Liver Capacity: +1
12082	diluted blinking teal devilbone chunks	1		Last Available: "2026-12"
12083	boiled vacuum-sealed Gehenna tattoo	0		Effect: "Human-Machine Hybrid", Effect Duration: 56
12116	purple mirror burnt incisor	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12117	burnt phalange	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12118	wobbly burnt radius	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12119	burnt rib	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12120	burnt skull	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12121	Crymbocurrency	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12122	blue extra-thick Crimbo sweater of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2025-12"
12123	The Encyclopedia of Holiday Funerary Rites	0		Skill: "Holiday Burial Knowledge", Last Available: "2025-12"
12124	hand-crafted Steve Abrams' Holiday Sampler Beer	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2025-12"
12125	huge crate of prize-winning rum	0		No Pull, Last Available: "2025-12"
12126	watered-down mediocre bottle of prize-winning rum	2	decent	Last Available: "2025-12"
12127	wobbly frightening stanky groovy Santa-Slayer medal	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2025-12"
12128	Skull of Claus	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12129	enhanced polarized boiling bone marrow	0		Effect: "Twen Tea", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2025-12"
12130	super-frozen boiling cerebrospinal fluid	0		Effect: "The Moxie of LOV", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2025-12"
12131	unsweetened triple-magnetized boiling synovial fluid	0		Effect: "Hammertime", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2025-12"
12132	lime green frightening smoldering vertebra of chilblains of the sweet-tooth	0		Cold Damage: +25, Spooky Damage: +5, Candy Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2025-12"
12133	maroon seal-clubbing club loot box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-01"
12134	<span style='padding: 2px; color: #ff8000; background-color: black;'>legendary seal-clubbing club</span>	0		Muscle Percent: +50, Weapon Damage: +10, Initiative: +50, Attacks Can't Miss, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Club 'Em Across the Battlefield", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Club 'Em Into Next Week", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Club 'Em Back in Time", Display Name: "<span style='padding: 2px; color: #ff8000; background-color: black;'>legendary seal-clubbing club</span>", Last Available: "2026-01"
12135	smoldering bone dust	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12136	volatile bone bomb	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12137	shaking lightning-fast energetic hot boning knife of the scaredy-cat	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Monster Level: -15, Initiative: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2025-12"
12138	huge lightning-fast flame-retardant brainy fistbone	0		Mysticality: +5, Hot Resistance: +1, Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2025-12"
12139	tumbling rock-hard baleful burnt bone belt of the glutton	0		Spell Damage: +25, Damage Reduction: 5, Food Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2025-12"
12140	blinking teal smartaleck's scorched skull trophy	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Last Available: "2025-12"
12141	bland gigantic wing bone	10	decent	Last Available: "2025-12"
12142	lousy weak skeleton venom	3	decent	Last Available: "2025-12"
12143	denatured wobbly baked bone meal	1		Last Available: "2025-12"
12144	bouncing boxer's plastic skeleton rib cage	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Last Available: "2025-12"
12145	sizzling plastic skeleton skull	0		Hot Damage: +10, Last Available: "2025-12"
12146	green Samson's plastic skeleton Crimbo hat	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Last Available: "2025-12"
12147	shaking assembled plastic Santa skeleton	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12148	pulsating squat sleigh	0		Familiar Weight: +10
12149	blurry undertakers' forceps	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12150	bone-polishing rag	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12151	ghostly rock-hard smooth scorched skeleton mask	0		Moxie: +15, Damage Reduction: 5, Last Available: "2025-12"
12152	wobbly careful scorched skeleton shirt of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Monster Level: -10, Last Available: "2025-12"
12153	huge spinning ribald nippy scorched skeleton pants	0		Cold Damage: +10, Sleaze Damage: +10, Last Available: "2025-12"
12154	messenger parrot egg	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12155	buryable chest	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12156	mirror Shanty: Let's Beat Up This Drunken Sailor	0		Skill: "Let's Beat Up This Drunken Sailor", Last Available: "2025-12"
12157	wobbly Shanty: Let's Beat Up This Drunken Sailor (used)	0		Skill: "Let's Beat Up This Drunken Sailor", Last Available: "2025-12"
12158	Shanty: I'm Smarter Than a Drunken Sailor	0		Skill: "I'm Smarter Than a Drunken Sailor", Last Available: "2025-12"
12159	Shanty: I'm Smarter Than a Drunken Sailor (used)	0		Skill: "I'm Smarter Than a Drunken Sailor", Last Available: "2025-12"
12160	Shanty: Look At That Drunken Sailor Dance	0		Skill: "Look At That Drunken Sailor Dance", Last Available: "2025-12"
12161	Shanty: Look At That Drunken Sailor Dance (used)	0		Skill: "Look At That Drunken Sailor Dance", Last Available: "2025-12"
12162	Shanty: Who's Going to Pay This Drunken Sailor?	0		Skill: "Who's Going to Pay This Drunken Sailor?", Last Available: "2025-12"
12163	Shanty: Who's Going to Pay This Drunken Sailor? (used)	0		Skill: "Who's Going to Pay This Drunken Sailor?", Last Available: "2025-12"
12164	Shanty: Only Dogs Love a Drunken Sailor	0		Skill: "Only Dogs Love a Drunken Sailor", Last Available: "2025-12"
12165	tumbling Shanty: Only Dogs Love a Drunken Sailor (used)	0		Skill: "Only Dogs Love a Drunken Sailor", Last Available: "2025-12"
12166	Crymbocurrency tattoo	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12167	Sherlock's slick fireproof bonesaw	0		Moxie: +10, Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2025-12"
12168	huge skewed MacGyver's Newton's vermiculite shield	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Maximum MP: +100, Last Available: "2025-12"
12169	fuchsia hardened ship's lantern	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Last Available: "2025-12"
12170	manspreader's forbidden heat-resistant harpoon pistol	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Monster Level: +10, Last Available: "2025-12"
12171	immense stale traditional gingerloaf	8	decent	Last Available: "2025-12"
12172	artisanal blue Scotch and eggnog	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2025-12"
12173	activated magnetized bouncing twirling counterskeleton elixir	0		Effect: "Chalked Weapon", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2025-12"
12174	hand-crafted &quot;salvaged&quot; wine	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2025-12"
12175	The Encyclopedia of Holiday Funerary Rites (used)	0		Skill: "Holiday Burial Knowledge", Last Available: "2025-12"
12176	crate of prize-winning cheese	0		No Pull, Last Available: "2025-12"
12177	huge adequate wedge of prize-winning cheese	7	good	Last Available: "2025-12"
12178	energized magnetized vacuum-sealed gummi fingerbone	0		Effect: "Flagrantly Fragrant", Effect Duration: 45
12179	spinning fireproof glimmering crystal of bravery	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2025-12"
12180	boxed Heartstone	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-02"
12181	Heartstone	0		All Attributes Percent: +25, Experience: +3, HP Regen Min: 15, HP Regen Max: 20, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Steal Monster's Heart", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heartstone: %kill", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heartstone: %banish", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heartstone: %stun", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heartstone: %luck", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heartstone: %pals", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heartstone: %buff", Last Available: "2026-02"
12182	Thwaitgold meat bee statuette	0		
12183	loose Meats	0		
12184	ghostly Archaeologist's Spade	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12185	squat boxed Archaeologist's Spade	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-03"
12186	dinosaur bone fragment	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12187	narrow Pork Elf pottery shard	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12188	wobbly 2015 landfill detritus	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12189	yellow intact dinosaur egg	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12190	fossilized cow femur	0		Familiar Weight: +5
12191	narrow red unopened Pork Elf toiletries kit	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12192	Pork Elf toiletries kit	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12193	diffused Pork Elf mouthwash	0		Effect: "Improved Candy Vision", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2026-03"
12194	liquefied bouncing Pork Elf deodorant	0		Effect: "Bark of the Dog", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2026-03"
12195	moist nitrogenated Pork Elf toothpaste	0		Effect: "The Dinsey Way", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2026-03"
12196	bolt of fabric	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12197	narrow narrow and dress of the brute of Tarzan	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Experience (Muscle): +3, Last Available: "2026-03"
12198	avaricious Sherlock's and dress	0		Item Drop: +25, Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2026-03"
12199	liquefied bouncing dinosaur bone broth	0		Effect: "Extra Terrestrial", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2026-03"
12200	squat gnawing bone	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12201	dinosaur bone club of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Last Available: "2026-03"
12202	sizzling stylish dinosaur skull helmet	0		Moxie: +25, Hot Damage: +10, Last Available: "2026-03"
12203	Sherlock's groovy strapping dinosaur bone corset	0		Muscle: +5, Moxie Percent: +10, Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2026-03"
12204	lousy Pork Elf cough syrup	4	decent	Last Available: "2026-03"
12205	Pork Elf neti pot	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12206	huge Pork Elf medicine cabinet	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12207	Pork Elf sink	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12208	Pork Elf toilet	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12209	small bland rat pizza	2	decent	Last Available: "2026-03"
12210	Fleek&trade; mascara	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12211	smelly Annie Oakley's supercool hoverboard	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-03"
12212	narrow Fonzie's educational Rosewater's left shark fin	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Experience: +1, Experience (Moxie): +1, Last Available: "2026-03"
12213	rock-hard fitness tracking bracelet	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-03"
12214	denatured gray narrow blinking candy bone	1		Effect: "Stop and Smell the Fudge", Effect Duration: 25
12215	ghostly olive wrapped Baseball Diamond	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-04"
12216	Baseball Diamond	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Last Available: "2026-04"
12217	tasty huge discarded hot dog	4	awesome	Last Available: "2026-04"
12218	hand-crafted blinking most of a beer	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2026-04"
12222	pasta wand loot box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-05"
12223	<span style='padding: 2px; color: #ff8000; background-color: black;'>legendary pasta wand</span>	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Stench Damage: +5, Hot Damage: +5, Cold Damage: +5, Sleaze Damage: +5, Spell Damage: +10, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Spell Critical Percent: +15, Pasta Thrall Experience: +1, Single Equip, Display Name: "<span style='padding: 2px; color: #ff8000; background-color: black;'>legendary pasta wand</span>", Last Available: "2026-05"
12225	lime green legendary noodles	0		Last Available: "2026-05"
12226	stale can of tuna	4	decent	
12227	spoiled alien salad	3	crappy	
12228	half-sized moldy ratbatatouille	2	crappy	
12229	normal fancy jittery onigiri	3	good	Effect: "Memento Moir&eacute;", Effect Duration: 35
12230	spoiled crudit&eacute;s	3	crappy	
12231	small spoiled blinking sauced mutton	2	crappy	
12232	bland tiny skewed hot honey ant	1	decent	
12233	stale snack-sized bouncing tomb aspic	2	decent	
12234	adequate squat later tots	4	good	
12235	spoiled tumbling Frutti di Scatoletta	4	crappy	Last Available: "2026-05"
12236	gigantic flavorless Pesto alla Marziano	8	decent	Last Available: "2026-05"
12237	special moldy Arrattabbattabiata	3	crappy	Effect: "Tiki Thoughtfulness", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2026-05"
12238	rotten jittery Orzo di Riso	3	crappy	Last Available: "2026-05"
12239	spoiled cyan Pasta Grimavera	3	crappy	Last Available: "2026-05"
12240	moldy enchanted Linguini Ubriacapa	4	crappy	Effect: "Stands Alone", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2026-05"
12241	spoiled tumbling Formica e Pepe	4	crappy	Last Available: "2026-05"
12242	flavorless immense Tubetto Gelatto	10	decent	Last Available: "2026-05"
12243	rotten Gnocci Domani	3	crappy	Last Available: "2026-05"
12244	gray Thwaitgold wallet moth statuette	0		
12245	scabbarded Sword of S Words	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-06"
12246	blue second-hand synthetic sloth skin scabbard	0		Familiar Weight: +5
12248	mirror mega helmet	0		
12252	executive personal trainer's Space Soldier Helmet	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Meat Drop: +40
12253	stale big premium turkey leg	5	decent	
12254	bad styrofoam cup of mead	4	decent	
12255	miser's sword	0		Meat Drop: +10
12256	lime green scandalous staff	0		Sleaze Damage: +5
12257	wicked lute	0		Spell Damage: +5
12258	shrink-wrapped Cup of 13s	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-07"
12259	Cup of 13s	0		Booze Drop: +60, MP Regen Min: 4, MP Regen Max: 8, HP Regen Min: 8, HP Regen Max: 13, Last Available: "2026-07"
12260	Usain Bolt's smelly The Wizard's Android of Flo-Jo	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Initiative: 180
12261	flash paperwad	0		
12262	juggling ball	0		
12263	clever wizardly tactical jester's cap	0		Mysticality: +25, Maximum MP: +20, Combat Item Damage Percent: 50
12264	single-use sword	0		
12265	padded flimsy plastic helmet	0		Damage Absorption: +20
12266	bouncing resourceful flimsy plastic greaves	0		Maximum MP: +50
12267	lime green flimsy plastic breastplate of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15
12268	huge thinker's flimsy plastic shield	0		Mysticality: +10
12269	packaged Portable Laughing Stock	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-07"
12270	squat Sherlock's stylish Portable Laughing Stock of the bloodbag	0		Moxie: +25, Maximum HP: +100, Item Drop: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Taunt Your Foe", Last Available: "2026-07"
12271	greasy careful strapping Staff of Anachronistic Churning	0		Muscle: +5, Monster Level: -10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
12272	miniature rotten classic banana	2	crappy	Last Available: "2026-07"
12273	flavorless tumbling watermelon	3	decent	Last Available: "2026-07"
12274	rotten low-calorie jittery quince	1	crappy	Last Available: "2026-07"
12275	Interesting Coin	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12276	Interesting Coin Inheritance Letter	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-08"
12277	yummy olive squat classic banana pie	3	awesome	Last Available: "2026-07"
12278	boiled essential banana decoction	0		Effect: "Vitamin-Maxed", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2026-07"
12279	polymerized double-improved irradiated purple banana quintessence	0		Effect: "Drunk With Power", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2026-07"
12280	drinkable Aesop Daiquiri	3	good	Last Available: "2026-07"
12281	mediocre fuchsia Monkey Congress	3	decent	Last Available: "2026-07"
12282	adequate snack-sized skewed watermelon pie	2	good	Last Available: "2026-07"
12283	galvanized concentrated watermelon juice	0		Effect: "Radium Radicality", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2026-07"
12284	boiled concentrated upside-down Aqua Citrulanatae	0		Effect: "critical.enh", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2026-07"
12285	weak hand-crafted Melonegroni	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2026-07"
12286	high-proof acceptable Melonade Spritz	10	good	Last Available: "2026-07"
12287	bland quince pie	4	decent	Last Available: "2026-07"
12288	galvanized irradiated jittery quince quaff	0		Effect: "The Moxious Madrigal", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2026-07"
12289	pickled yellow Quickquince	0		Effect: "The Rich Get Richer", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2026-07"
12290	tolerable Quiskey Sour	3	good	Last Available: "2026-07"
12291	bad Quincea&ntilde;era Cooler	3	decent	Last Available: "2026-07"
12292	artisanal bouncing Roth IPA	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2026-08"
12293	squat underdraft protection of the cougar of the empath	0		Moxie: +20, Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2026-08"
12294	solvent	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12295	huge moldy soybean futures	6	crappy	Last Available: "2026-08"
12296	galvanized huge housing bubble	0		Effect: "Well-preserved", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2026-08"
12297	magnetized blurry Pixie-Swordz	0		Effect: "Ironclad", Effect Duration: 44
12298	healthy financial instrument of courage	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2026-08"
12299	nippy hardened hedge fund clippers	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Cold Damage: +10, Last Available: "2026-08"
12300	inspector's selling shorts	0		Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2026-08"
12301	bear tattoo	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12302	twirling bull tattoo	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12303	twirling smooth 401k ring of doom	0		Moxie: +15, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2026-08"
12304	balance sheet	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12305	double-denatured twirling invisible hand	0		Effect: "Flower Power", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2026-08"
12306	colloidal circle of overdraft protection scroll	0		Effect: "Berry Statistical", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2026-08"
12307	oxidized mirror mint	0		Effect: "Tremella Tremens", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2026-08"
12308	savings bondo	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12309	bouncing homeowner's loam	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12310	mixed toxic asset	1		Last Available: "2026-08"
12311	mixed fuchsia intangible asset	1		Effect: "The Rich Get Richer", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2026-08"
12312	twisted blurry liquid asset	1		Effect: "Frostbeard", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2026-08"
12313	spinning gross prophet chrysalis	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12314	cast entrails	0		Familiar Weight: +5
12315	strong bad spinning Malattia Becco Malbec	5	decent	
12316	kneecapping contract	0		Skill: "Order a Kneecapping"
12317	Old Country cookbook	0		Skill: "Old Country Cooking"
12318	Thwaitgold and beetle statuette	0		
12319	Blue Team scarf	0		
12320	wobbly Red Team scarf	0		
12321	meat shield toddler	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-09"
12322	can of shield tenderizer	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2026-09"