-1	drinkable huge Petite Porter	3	good	
-2	spirit-forward perfectly mixed Scrawny Stout	5	EPIC	
-3	bad Infinitesimal IPA	4	decent	
-4	weak acceptable eggnogtini	2	good	
-5	tolerable watered-down candycaine	2	good	
-6	acceptable braincracker sweet	3	good	
-16	weak perfectly mixed fermented honey	2	EPIC	
-17	fortified artisanal skewed moons-shine	5	EPIC	
-18	delicious gin	3	awesome	
-19	bad fancy ecto-nog	3	decent	
-20	tolerable watered-down hot toady	2	good	
-21	fancy bad hot choculate	3	decent	
-49	aged mirror Cyder	3	awesome	
-50	hand-crafted blurry Oil Nog	4	EPIC	
-51	bad Hi-Octane Peppermint Jet Fuel	3	decent	
-58	acceptable weak Grimacider	2	good	
-59	weak hand-crafted Isotope Nog	2	EPIC	
-60	acceptable Mutagin 'n' Tonic	3	good	
-70	weak hand-crafted Gin and Herring	2	EPIC	
-71	aged practically non-alcoholic mirror Black and Tan and Red All Over	1	awesome	
-72	bad Antarctic Ice Tea	3	decent	
-76	tolerable CRIMBCO Ribbon Candy Schnapps	3	good	
-77	artisanal CRIMBCO Egg Substitute Nog Substitute	4	EPIC	
-78	artisanal weak olive CRIMBCO Extreme Braincracker Sour	2	EPIC	
-82	practically non-alcoholic mediocre blue Horseradish-infused Vodka	1	decent	
-83	artisanal maroon Jerkitini	4	EPIC	
-84	irresponsibly strong drinkable Desert Island Iced Tea	7	good	
-88	hand-crafted Crimbo Saketini	3	EPIC	
-89	smooth Crimboku Drop	4	awesome	
-90	drinkable practically non-alcoholic narrow Flaming Crimbo Log	1	good	
-107	acceptable Fortified Eggnog Slurry	4	good	
-108	hand-crafted weak Hot Buttered Rum	2	EPIC	
-109	tolerable Spicy Hot Chocolate	4	good