1	olive seal-clubbing club	0		
2	seal tooth	0		
3	grievous helmet turtle	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
4	turtle totem	0		
5	pasta spoon	0		
6	smartaleck's ravioli hat	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
7	saucepan	0		
8	yellow spices	0		
9	narrow supercharged disco mask	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
10	spinning disco ball	0		
11	stolen accordion	0		Song Duration: 5
12	mariachi pants	0		Familiar Effect: "8xPotato, cap 2"
14	distilled blurry moxie weed	1		
15	vaporized blurry strongness elixir	1		
16	distilled magicalness-in-a-can	1		
17	bland upside-down noodles	3	decent	
18	mirror tortoise's blessing	0		
19	asparagus knife of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20
20	Kentucky-style derby	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 5"
21	sweet ninja sword	0		
22	studded boxer shorts	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, 4xVolley, cap 5"
23	chewing gum on a string	0		
24	ten-leaf clover	0		
25	meat paste	0		
26	Dolphin King's map	0		
27	narrow spider web	0		
28	tumbling really spider web	0		
29	really really spider web	0		
30	rock	0		
31	seal-toothed rock	0		
32	teal twirling Bjorn's Hammer of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Class: "Seal Clubber"
33	wobbly snorkel	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
34	crafty Dolphin King's crown	0		Maximum MP: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xGhuol, cap 8"
35	shellacked Knob Goblin scimitar	0		Damage Reduction: 7
36	mirror Knob Goblin tongs of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25
37	wobbly viking helmet of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 5"
38	narrow avaricious Knob Goblin pants	0		Meat Drop: +30, Familiar Effect: "atk, 5xPotato, cap 6"
39	pretty flower	0		
40	casino pass	0		
41	aged ice-cold Sir Schlitz	3	awesome	
42	maroon bouncing hermit permit	0		
43	spinning tumbling worthless trinket	0		
44	worthless gewgaw	0		
45	huge worthless knick-knack	0		
46	pulsating figurine	0		
47	half-sized rotten hot buttered roll	2	crappy	
48	heart of rock and roll	0		
49	diet decent bowl of cottage cheese	1	good	
50	Rock and Roll Legend of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10
51	ghostly green blinking pulsating energetic Knob Goblin Uberpants	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 3xFairy, cap 11"
52	blurry banjo strings	0		
53	stone banjo of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20
54	Samson's wizardly Disco Banjo	0		Mysticality: +25, Experience (Muscle): +5, Class: "Disco Bandit"
55	blinking jabañero pepper	0		
56	hot sauce	0		
57	strapping 5-Alarm Saucepan	0		Muscle: +5, Class: "Sauceror"
58	stone turtle	0		
59	slingshot	0		
60	asbestos-lined Mace of the Tortoise	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
61	normal fortune cookie	4	good	
62	deadly oriole-feather headdress	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xVolley, cap 3"
63	bouncing lime green action figure body	0		
64	action figure head	0		
65	blurry mirror Mighty Bjorn action figure	0		
66	twig	0		
67	spaghetti with rock-balls	0		
68	avaricious wholesome Pasta Spoon of Peril	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Meat Drop: +30, Class: "Pastamancer"
69	Newbiesport™ tent	0		
70	fuchsia bar skin	0		
71	mirror lime green fortified stakes	0		Damage Absorption: +60
72	mansplainer's barskin hat	0		Monster Level: +15, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 13"
73	barskin tent	0		
74	green Temple map	0		
75	wobbly sapling	0		
76	Spooky-Gro fertilizer	0		
77	wicked stick	0		Spell Damage: +5
78	stanky pretty bouquet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25
79	bugbear bungguard	0		Familiar Effect: "5xBarrr, cap 7"
80	fairy gravy boat	0		
81	practically non-alcoholic drinkable tumbling ice-cold Willer	1	good	
82	skewed ring	0		
83	squat shaft	0		
84	blinking Orcish meat locker	0		
85	blinking unlocked meat locker	0		
86	key	0		
87	meat from yesterday	0		
88	meat stack	0		
89	sword hilt	0		
90	blinking helmet recipe	0		
91	pants kit	0		
92	meatsmithing guide	0		
93	Temple Grandin's basic meat sword	0		Familiar Weight: +7
94	mirror fortified basic meat pants	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xPotato, cap 10"
95	basic meat helmet of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 2xFairy, cap 10"
96	olive blinking dope gangsta bling-bling of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3
97	bouncing therapeutic brawny pimpin' meat hat	0		Muscle Percent: +20, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xVolley, cap 13"
98	dried face	0		
99	meat face	0		
100	lifeless meat doll	0		
101	lime green meat golem	0		
102	teal shrunken head	0		
103	gray frightening thinker's staff	0		Mysticality: +10, Spooky Damage: +5
104	scarecrow	0		
105	yummy bowl of charms	3	awesome	
106	ketchup	1	EPIC	
107	tumbling catsup	1	awesome	
108	stick	0		
109	mirror crossbow string	0		
110	executive basic meat staff	0		Meat Drop: +40
111	brainy basic meat crossbow	0		Mysticality: +5
112	narrow energetic meatloaf helmet of the cheetah	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Initiative: +60, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1.5xFairy, cap 13"
113	dripping meat sword of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100
114	wobbly dripping meat staff of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15
115	asbestos-lined dripping meat crossbow	0		Hot Resistance: +5
116	huge bouncing ribald healthy Bugfinder Blade	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Sleaze Damage: +10
117	red Gnollish plunger	0		
118	spring	0		
119	sprocket	0		
120	cog	0		
121	sprocket assembly	0		
122	cog and sprocket assembly	0		
123	blurry Gnollish flyswatter	0		
124	empty meat tank	0		
125	twirling full meat tank	0		
126	meat engine	0		
127	tumbling therapeutic Gnollish autoplunger	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
128	meat pants of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, cap 11"
129	ghostly maroon sinister third-hand nunchaku	0		Spell Damage: +10
130	sinister eyepatch	0		Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "4xBarrr, cap 8"
131	frilly skirt	0		Familiar Effect: "4xFairy, cap 8"
132	green Meat maid body	0		
133	Certificate of Participation	0		
134	bitchin' meatcar	0		
135	sweet rims	0		
136	huge tires	0		
137	dope wheels	0		
138	shaking ice-cold six-pack	0		
139	valuable trinket	0		
140	dingy planks	0		
141	dingy dinghy	0		
142	anticheese	0		
143	mirror cottage	0		
144	stone of eXtreme power	0		
145	barbed-wire fence	0		
146	dinghy plans	0		
147	chilly eXtreme meat sword	0		Cold Damage: +5
148	skewed forbidden eXtreme meat staff	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50
149	clever eXtreme meat crossbow	0		Maximum MP: +20
150	narrow Fonzie's sage Scalp of Gorgolok	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Experience (Moxie): +1, Class: "Seal Clubber", Familiar Effect: "3xGhuol, cap 25"
151	Annie Oakley's steel-toed Elder Turtle Shell	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "3xGhuol, cap 25"
152	dangerous thinker's Colander of Em-er'il	0		Mysticality: +10, Weapon Damage: +10, Class: "Pastamancer", Familiar Effect: "3xGhuol, cap 25"
153	nippy Lo Pan's Ancient Saucehelm	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Cold Damage: +10, Class: "Sauceror", Familiar Effect: "3xGhuol, cap 25"
154	beefy Disco 'Fro Pick of the ox	0		Muscle: 30, Class: "Disco Bandit", Familiar Effect: "3xGhuol, cap 25"
155	red Herculean El Sombrero De Lopez of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Experience (Muscle): +1, Class: "Accordion Thief", Familiar Effect: "3xGhuol, cap 25"
156	blinking guild application	0		
157	green Dramatic™ range	0		
158	Gnollish pie tin	0		
159	bouncing wad of dough	0		
160	wobbly pie crust	0		
161	stale jumbo ghuol egg	5	decent	
162	adequate half-sized narrow ghuol egg quiche	2	good	
163	grievous skeleton bone	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50
164	smart skull	0		
165	blue skewer	0		
166	jittery cyan ghuol ears	0		
167	bland ghuol-ear kabob	4	decent	
168	experienced bone rattle	0		Experience: +2
169	bugbear beanie	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 7"
170	lihc eye	0		
171	flavorless lihc eye pie	3	decent	
172	squat cyan gnoll lips	0		
173	taco shell	0		
174	huge squat Gnollish casserole dish	0		
175	toothsome enchanted uncooked chorizo	3	awesome	Effect: "Action", Effect Duration: 40
176	blinking disembodied brain	0		
177	skewed brainy skull	0		
178	detective skull	0		
179	gigantic normal chorizo taco	6	good	
180	delicious ice-cold fotie	3	awesome	
181	baseball	0		
182	batgut	0		
183	bat wing	0		
184	briefcase	0		
185	fat stacks of cash	0		
186	skewed bean	0		
187	red loose teeth	0		
188	bat guano	0		
189	pulsating guano coffee cup	0		
191	wobbly ruddy batskin belt	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40
192	narrow batskin belt	0		
193	birthday candle	0		
194	twirling Mr. Accessory of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Softcore Only
195	rock-hard eXtreme nose ring	0		Damage Reduction: 5
196	disassembled clover	0		
197	mirror rat whisker	0		
198	blurry rat appendix	0		
199	purple Usain Bolt's ring	0		Initiative: +80
200	rotten super-sized rat appendix kabob	5	crappy	
201	adequate cyan bat wing kabob	3	good	
202	diet spoiled squat carob chunks	1	crappy	
203	herbs	0		
204	rotten carob chunk cookies	3	crappy	
205	blinking secret blend of herbs and spices	0		
206	piercing post	0		
207	special hippy herbal tea	1	decent	Effect: "Abominably Slippery", Effect Duration: 35
208	patchouli incense stick	0		
209	wad of tofu	0		
210	red upside-down Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	0		Bonus Resting MP: +7
211	decorative fountain	0		
212	windchimes	0		
213	Temple Grandin's filthy corduroys of terror	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 2xPotato, cap 15"
214	asbestos-lined filthy knitted dread sack	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 15"
215	Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix	0		
216	rotten carob brownies	3	crappy	
217	normal herb brownies	4	good	
218	green spinning hemp string	0		
219	yellow ghostly necklace chain	0		
220	red gnoll teeth	0		
221	arcane researcher's gnoll-tooth necklace	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10
222	narrow phat turquoise bead	0		
223	wobbly yellow Jeselnik's phat turquoise bracelet	0		Sleaze Damage: +25
224	clever eyepatch	0		Maximum MP: +20, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, cap 6"
225	bland tofu casserole	3	decent	
226	dehydrated blurry cyan can of Red Minotaur	1	crappy	Effect: "Seeing Colors", Effect Duration: 45
227	experienced Kentucky-fried meat sword	0		Experience: +2
228	Kentucky-fried meat staff of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15
229	yellow bouncing educational Kentucky-fried meat crossbow	0		Experience: +1
230	dead guy's watch of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Single Equip, Nonstackable Watch
231	Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent	0		
232	yellow Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	0		
233	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	0		
234	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	0		
235	greasy therapeutic Bigger Bugfinder Blade	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
236	wobbly Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit	0		
237	weak artisanal bottle of gin	2	EPIC	
238	drinkable irresponsibly strong bottle of vodka	8	good	
239	dog trainer's weightlifter's Orcish baseball cap	0		Muscle: +15, Experience (familiar): +1, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr, cap 15"
240	lard-coated Fonzie's Orcish cargo shorts	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 2xGhuol, cap 15"
241	Orcish frat-paddle of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25
242	small rotten huge	2	crappy	
243	small spoiled grapefruit	2	crappy	
244	decent gigantic grapes	6	good	
245	moldy small blinking olive	2	crappy	
246	moldy thick tomato	5	crappy	
247	pulsating fermenting powder	0		
248	tolerable ghostly salty dog	3	good	
249	tolerable ghostly teal bloody mary	3	good	
250	bad enchanted screwdriver	3	decent	Effect: "Inner Dog", Effect Duration: 25
251	hand-crafted triple-distilled martini	10	EPIC	
252	tolerable practically non-alcoholic bloody beer	1	good	
253	practically non-alcoholic hand-crafted shot of schnapps	1	EPIC	
254	perfectly mixed extra-dry shot of grapefruit schnapps	5	EPIC	
255	smooth fine wine	3	awesome	
256	artisanal shot of tomato schnapps	4	EPIC	
257	watered-down acceptable extra-spicy bloody mary	2	good	
258	dense meat stack	0		
259	snake skin	0		
260	decent wobbly White Citadel fries	3	good	
261	flavorless White Citadel burger	4	decent	
262	bland piece of wedding cake	4	decent	
263	tasty chocolate chips	3	awesome	
264	delicious snack-sized gray chocolate chip cookies	2	awesome	
265	fuchsia shellacked satin pants	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xPotato, cap 10"
266	drinkable lightning	3	good	
267	manspreader's mullet wig	0		Monster Level: +10, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 2xGhuol, cap 10"
268	perfumed meat cowboy hat	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 3xLep, cap 10"
269	blurry beefcake's sword	0		Muscle: +25
270	picket fence	0		
271	twisted barbell	1		Effect: "Bandersnatched", Effect Duration: 30
272	twisted huge concentrated magicalness pill	1		Effect: "Cool, Catlike", Effect Duration: 50
273	powdered wobbly moxie weed	1		Effect: "The Dinsey Spirit", Effect Duration: 35
274	Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium	0		
275	mosquito larva	0		
276	shaking leprechaun hatchling	0		
277	diluted shaking blurry extra-strength strongness elixir	1		
278	altered jug-o-magicalness	1		
279	mixed spinning suntan lotion of moxiousness	1		Effect: "Crimbo Flavor", Effect Duration: 50
280	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	0		
281	red hardened gasmask	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, cap 12"
282	skewed Boris's key	0		
283	Jarlsberg's key	0		
284	Sneaky Pete's key	0		
285	chaotic walrus-tusk earring	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10
286	rock-hard ring of half-assed regeneration	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Single Equip
287	tumbling cool Boris's ring	0		Moxie: +5
288	potato sprout	0		
289	scandalous Jarlsberg's earring	0		Sleaze Damage: +5
290	savvy Sneaky Pete's breath spray	0		Mysticality Percent: +20
291	lightning-fast can of maces of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Initiative: +40
292	huge sharpshooter's rubber axe	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10
293	squat flame-retardant friendly chef's hat	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Hot Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xLep, cap 7"
294	ghostly greedy pail	0		Meat Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "2xFairy, cap 7"
295	narrow cyan demonskin trousers of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 3xPotato, cap 17"
296	curative dungeoneer's dungarees	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 4xPotato, cap 7"
297	diffused warmed blurry tamarind-flavored chewing gum	0		Effect: "Educated (Kinda)", Effect Duration: 25
298	quadruple-dry liquefied lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum	0		Effect: "Healthy Red Glow", Effect Duration: 35
299	double-deionized spinning pickle-flavored chewing gum	0		Effect: "Heart of Orange", Effect Duration: 25
300	anodized jabañero-flavored chewing gum	0		Effect: "Expert Vacationer", Effect Duration: 61
301	bouncing flat dough	0		
302	decent Knob sausage	4	good	
303	half-sized bland Knob mushroom	2	decent	
304	shaking dry noodles	0		
305	Knob Goblin harem pants of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 8xPotato, cap 2"
306	personal trainer's Knob Goblin harem veil	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Familiar Effect: "5xLep, cap 2"
307	ionized pulsating Knob Goblin perfume	0		Effect: "Industrial Strength Starch", Effect Duration: 60
308	jittery prompt Knob Goblin elite helm	0		Adventures: +3, Familiar Effect: "2xFairy, cap 15"
309	spinning wobbly savvy Knob Goblin elite pants	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, cap 15"
310	narrow Sinatra's Knob Goblin elite polearm	0		Experience (Moxie): +5
311	hill of beans	0		
312	narrow coward's Knob Goblin visor	0		Monster Level: -20, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 12"
313	Crown of the Goblin King of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, 1xGhuol, cap 17"
314	tasty squat bean burrito	4	awesome	
315	tiny rotten bean burrito	1	crappy	
316	thick spoiled insanely bean burrito	5	crappy	
317	rotten special bean burrito	3	crappy	Effect: "The Solution", Effect Duration: 40
318	normal bean burrito	4	good	
319	tasty immense wobbly insanely bean burrito	6	awesome	
320	spoiled red bat haggis	4	crappy	
321	bite-sized decent pulsating menudo	1	good	
322	moldy red goat cheese	3	crappy	
323	special rotten plain pizza	4	crappy	Effect: "Spore-Wreathed", Effect Duration: 35
324	bland sausage pizza	3	decent	
325	stale blurry goat cheese pizza	4	decent	
326	spoiled thick mushroom pizza	5	crappy	
327	goat	0		
328	acceptable bottle of whiskey	3	good	
329	family-friendly goat beard	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato, cap 15"
330	cyan glass of goat's milk	1	EPIC	
331	mediocre weak Canadian	2	decent	
332	normal lemon	3	good	
333	normal mirror lime	3	good	
334	red brawny sabre teeth	0		Muscle Percent: +20
335	blue sabre-toothed lime cub	0		
336	blurry Jim Carey's consolation ribbon	0		Monster Level: +25
337	teal ol' trophy	0		
338	tenderizing hammer	0		
339	Cobb's Knob lab key	0		
340	anodized denatured red Knob Goblin steroids	0		Effect: "Booze Goozles", Effect Duration: 54
341	polymerized alkaline unsweetened mirror Knob Goblin love potion	0		Effect: "La Bamba", Effect Duration: 47
342	Knob Goblin stink bomb	0		
343	cold-filtered anodized Knob Goblin sharpening spray	0		Effect: "On a Roll", Effect Duration: 67
344	Knob Goblin seltzer	0		
345	Knob Goblin superseltzer	0		
346	scrumptious reagent	0		
347	Dyspepsi-Cola	0		
348	skewed ninja mask of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xBarrr, cap 20"
349	icy katana hilt	0		
350	cyan hot katana blade	0		
351	medical-grade icy-hot katana of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
352	sinister ninja hot pants	0		Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 3xPotato, cap 17"
353	ninja stars	0		
354	upside-down upside-down censurious nunchaku	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Item Drop: +5
355	eXtreme scarf of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 25"
356	electrified snowboarder pants	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 25"
357	Mountain Stream soda	0		
358	flavorless gr8ps	3	decent	
359	adequate jittery t8r tots	4	good	
360	miner's helmet of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 20"
361	studded miner's pants	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1.5xPotato, cap 20"
362	7-Foot Dwarven mattock of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5
363	linoleum ore	0		
364	asbestos ore	0		
365	tumbling chrome ore	0		
366	blinking linoleum sword hilt	0		
367	linoleum stick	0		
368	gray linoleum crossbow string	0		
369	asbestos sword hilt	0		
370	spinning pulsating asbestos stick	0		
371	asbestos crossbow string	0		
372	chrome sword hilt	0		
373	olive chrome stick	0		
374	chrome crossbow string	0		
375	linoleum meat stack	0		
376	asbestos meat stack	0		
377	chrome meat stack	0		
378	blue shellacked linoleum sword of the sewer	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Stench Damage: +25
379	mansplainer's smooth linoleum staff	0		Moxie: +15, Monster Level: +15
380	bouncing bouncing greedy aromatic linoleum crossbow	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Meat Drop: +20
381	frosty Annie Oakley's asbestos sword	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +10
382	blinking therapeutic asbestos staff of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
383	flame-wreathed Socratic asbestos crossbow	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Hot Spell Damage: +10
384	wool stanky chrome sword	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +1
385	jittery brainy chrome staff of Gandalf	0		Mysticality: +5, Spell Critical Percent: +20
386	squat rosewater-soaked chrome crossbow of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Stench Resistance: +3
387	pulsating fuzzy dice	0		
388	yeti fur	0		
389	teal baleful meaty helmet turtle	0		Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xFairy, cap 17"
390	huge Jack Frost's asbestos helmet turtle	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xFairy, cap 20"
391	blue linoleum helmet turtle of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xFairy, cap 25"
392	wizardly chrome helmet turtle	0		Mysticality: +25, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xFairy, cap 30"
393	penguin skin	0		
394	yak skin	0		
395	hippopotamus skin	0		
396	penguin shorts of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xGhuol, cap 30"
397	dance instructor's yakskin pants	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xPotato, cap 35"
398	wobbly hippopotamus pants of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 2xGhuol, cap 32"
399	blinking reassuring eXtreme mittens	0		Spooky Resistance: +1
400	handful of drink tickets	0		
401	jittery Knob Kitchen grab-bag	0		
402	shaking jittery thinker's swashbuckling pants	0		Mysticality: +10, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 1.5xFairy, cap 20"
403	mirror rock-hard shoulder parrot	0		Damage Reduction: 5
404	cyan blurry cool acoustic guitarrr	0		Moxie: +5
405	sunken chest	0		
406	pirate pelvis	0		
407	mirror pirate skull	0		
408	pirate skeleton	0		
409	vial of patchouli oil	0		
410	olive fireproof sk8board	0		Hot Resistance: +3
411	cyan Jolly Roger charrrm	0		
412	barrrnacle	0		
413	brawny Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	0		Muscle Percent: +20
414	upside-down scandalous crowbarrr	0		Sleaze Damage: +5
415	frosty leotarrrd	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 2xPotato, cap 22"
416	rock-hard safarrri hat	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, cap 22"
417	electrified huge henna tattoo	0		Effect: "Wolf's Bane", Effect Duration: 54
418	pickled vacuum-sealed narrow Ferrigno's Elixir of Power	0		Effect: "Gummiskin", Effect Duration: 25
419	cold-filtered wet lime green serum of sarcasm	0		Effect: "Appeteyes", Effect Duration: 68
420	modified dry tomato juice of powerful power	0		Effect: "Chalk Outline", Effect Duration: 19
421	super-electrified philter of phorce	0		Effect: "Turkey-Friendly", Effect Duration: 13
422	improved gray pulsating potion of potency	0		Effect: "It's Soporiffic!", Effect Duration: 64
423	chilled triple-anodized shaking yellow cordial of concentration	0		Effect: "Updated", Effect Duration: 25
424	denatured teal pulsating ointment of the occult	0		Effect: "Sourpuss", Effect Duration: 24
425	improved activated ionized blurry oil of expertise	0		Effect: "Weird Flavor", Effect Duration: 46
426	triple-altered potion of temporary gr8ness	0		Effect: "Once Bitten Twice Fried", Effect Duration: 59
427	studded box	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Wiki Name: "box"
428	upside-down nothing-in-the-box	0		
429	spinning yellow ghostly beanbag chair	0		Bonus Resting MP: +30
430	mirror acid-squirting flower	0		Single Equip, Thorns: 1
431	clever clown shoes	0		Maximum MP: +20, Clowniness: 25
432	bouncing Newton's bloody clown pants	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Clowniness: 25, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 2xFairy, cap 12"
433	spinning ghostly teal skinny balloon	0		
434	occult balloon helmet	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Clowniness: 25, Familiar Effect: "3xFairy, cap 12"
435	manspreader's healthy balloon sword	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Monster Level: +10, Clowniness: 50
436	balloon monkey	0		
437	chef skull	0		
438	chef-in-the-box	0		
439	pulsating bartender skull	0		
440	huge bartender-in-the-box	0		
441	chef-skull-in-the-box	0		
442	bartender-skull-in-the-box	0		
443	wobbly beer lens	0		
444	beer goggles	0		
445	Jack Frost's box-in-the-box	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50
446	nothing-in-the-box-in-the-box	0		
447	skewed box-in-the-box-in-the-box of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7
448	green censurious foolscap fool's cap of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Clowniness: 25, Familiar Effect: "3xVolley, cap 10"
449	clown nose of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50, Clowniness: 25
450	pretentious paintbrush	0		
451	blinking pretentious palette	0		
452	skewed disease	0		
453	narrow sober pill	0		
454	screwdriver	0		
455	stale jumbo olive	3	decent	
456	acceptable dry martini	4	good	
457	bouncing olive knitted ye olde golde frontes	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Class: "Disco Bandit", Single Equip
458	cyan continuum transfunctioner	0		
459	pixel	0		
460	pixel	0		
461	pixel	0		
462	squat pixel	0		
463	ghostly pixel	0		
464	teal pixel potion	0		
465	pixel potion	0		
466	pixel potion	0		
467	miniature decent pixel pie	2	good	
468	ruby W	0		
469	wussiness potion	0		
470	artisanal extra-dry Imp Ale	5	EPIC	
471	adequate snack-sized hot wing	2	good	
472	pulsating huge squat diamond-studded cane of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Class: "Disco Bandit"
473	squat crutch of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5
474	cast	0		
475	chilly ruddy mask	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Cold Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xBarrr, cap 15"
476	cyan hellion cube	0		
477	up-at-dawn reassuring infernal insoles	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Adventures: +5
478	gray blurry evil arch	0		
479	dodecagram	0		
480	box of birthday candles	0		
481	pulsating eldritch butterknife	0		
482	squat avaricious Mr. Container	0		Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2004-12"
483	blurry Newbiesport™ backpack of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2004-12"
484	mansplainer's hemp backpack	0		Monster Level: +15, Last Available: "2004-12"
485	snakehead charrrm	0		
486	hardy Talisman o' Namsilat	0		Maximum HP: +50, Single Equip
487	ghostly chilly arrrgyle socks	0		Cold Damage: +5
488	gray guitar pick	0		
489	blue shaking drab sonata	0		
490	upside-down fortified razor-sharp mesh cap	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Damage Absorption: +60, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 41"
491	teal enormous belt buckle	0		
492	weightlifter's chaps of Leguizamo	0		Muscle: +15, Monster Level: +20, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xBarrr, cap 40"
493	upside-down ketchup hound	0		
494	batblade of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3
495	skewed catgut	0		
496	cat appendix	0		
497	gnatwing	0		
498	rotten papaya	3	crappy	
499	wool denim axe of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Cold Resistance: +1
500	skewed Elf Farm Raffle ticket	0		
501	spoiled massive Elfin shortbread	6	crappy	
502	twirling cyan pagoda plans	0		
503	normal miniature skewered cat appendix	2	good	
504	evil arches	0		
505	spinning lightning-fast gnatwing earring of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Initiative: +40
506	low-calorie toothsome red Hell broth	1	awesome	
507	thunderrr guitarrr of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20
508	green sonata	0		
509	Hey Deze nuts	0		
510	cyan shaking Boris's key lime	0		
511	shaking purple Jarlsberg's key lime	0		
512	Sneaky Pete's key lime	0		
513	fancy spoiled teal Boris's key lime pie	4	crappy	Effect: "The Magic of LOV", Effect Duration: 25
514	toothsome yellow bouncing Jarlsberg's key lime pie	4	awesome	
515	low-calorie spoiled Sneaky Pete's key lime pie	1	crappy	
516	olive Hey Deze map	0		
517	gray mirror tumbling frightening bejeweled accordion strap	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Class: "Accordion Thief"
518	mystery juice	0		
519	moxie magnet	0		Moxie Controls MP
520	leaflet	0		
521	maroon Samson's kickback cookbook	0		Experience (Muscle): +5
522	one-winged stab bat	0		
523	ghostly rewinged stab bat	0		
524	smooth papaya sling	4	awesome	
525	jittery wobbly grue egg	0		
526	Frobozz Real-Estate Company Instant House (TM)	0		
527	spinning squat volleyball	0		
528	purple blood-faced volleyball	0		
529	fuchsia fertilized ghuol egg	0		
530	warmed green upside-down spray paint	0		Effect: "Incredibly Hulking", Effect Duration: 35
531	bouncing special sauce glove of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Class: "Sauceror", Single Equip
532	narrow hardy ladle of mystery	0		Maximum HP: +50, Class: "Sauceror"
533	Gnollish toolbox	0		
534	abridged dictionary	0		
535	bridge	0		
536	dictionary	0		
537	pr0n legs	0		
538	shaking bouncing rock-hard f3d0r4	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep, cap 27"
539	lowercase N	0		
540	modified Tasty Fun Good rice candy	0		Effect: "Putting the Pro in Proletariat", Effect Duration: 20
541	bouncing Sherlock's banded draggin' ball hat	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Item Drop: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 25"
542	spinning zippy horrifying 1337 7r0uZ0RZ	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Initiative: +20, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, cap 27"
543	decent tiny tumbling Trollhouse cookies	1	good	
544	lightning-fast talons of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Initiative: +40
545	moldy Spam Witch sammich	3	crappy	
546	meat vortex	0		
547	334 scroll	0		
548	spinning 668 scroll	0		
549	30669 scroll	0		
550	jittery fuchsia 33398 scroll	0		
551	64067 scroll	0		
552	ghostly 64735 scroll	0		
553	mirror 31337 scroll	0		
554	adequate immense pr0n cocktail	9	good	
555	twirling purple zippy scandalous drywall axe	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Initiative: +20
556	stiffened Pine-Fresh air freshener	0		Damage Reduction: 1
557	mediocre whiskey and cola	4	decent	
558	normal fancy small papaya taco	2	good	Effect: "Cranberry Cordiality", Effect Duration: 10
559	razor-sharp can lid	0		
560	special rotten shaking stalk of asparagus	4	crappy	Effect: "Ooh, Sweet!", Effect Duration: 50
561	pregnant mushroom	0		
562	narrow ratgut	0		
563	sonar-in-a-biscuit	0		
564	artisanal Mad Train wine	4	EPIC	
565	narrow hobo gloves of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Single Equip
566	dance instructor's bum cheek	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xVolley, cap 5"
567	hermit script	0		
568	stale Double Bacon Beelzeburger	4	decent	
569	decent Lord of the Flies-sized fries	4	good	
570	miniature spoiled Chicken Sandwich	2	crappy	
571	jittery Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	1	EPIC	
572	stale Children's Meal of the Damned	4	decent	
573	adequate diet bouncing noodles	1	good	
574	bland noodles	3	decent	
575	spoiled painful penne pasta	3	crappy	
576	delicious upside-down ravioli della hippy	4	awesome	
577	adequate red pr0n m4nic0tti	3	good	
578	adequate Hell ramen	3	good	
579	rotten boring spaghetti	3	crappy	
580	squat sauce of the ages	0		
581	schmancy cheese sauce	0		
582	Himalayan Hidalgo sauce	0		
583	flavorless fettucini Inconnu	3	decent	
584	rotten big spaghetti with Skullheads	5	crappy	
585	rotten miniature gnocchetti di Nietzsche	2	crappy	
586	Jeselnik's crafty ridiculously huge sword	0		Maximum MP: +10, Sleaze Damage: +25
587	corrupted concentrated diffused twirling super-spiky hair gel	0		Effect: "The Real Deal", Effect Duration: 58
588	soft echo eyedrop antidote	0		
589	spoiled low-calorie cocoa eggshell fragment	1	crappy	
590	small stale wobbly cocoa eggshell fragment	2	decent	
591	cocoa egg	0		
592	house	0		
593	phonics down	0		
594	brainy amulet of extreme plot significance	0		Mysticality: +5
595	purple scroll of drastic healing	0		
596	wobbly Jack Frost's titanium assault umbrella	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50
597	fuchsia Jack Frost's Mohawk wig	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol, cap 35"
598	fuchsia spinning the Slug Lord's map	0		
599	jittery pants of the Slug Lord of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 3xPotato, cap 8"
600	Dr. Hobo's scalpel of chilblains of the brazier	0		Cold Damage: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +25
601	Dr. Hobo's map	0		
602	Degrassi Knoll shopping list	0		
603	Item #13	0		
604	green Penultimate Fantasy chest	0		
605	Tissue Paper Immateria	0		
606	Tin Foil Immateria	0		
607	Gauze Immateria	0		
608	Plastic Wrap Immateria	0		
609	narrow huge S.O.C.K.	0		
610	procrastination potion	0		
611	D	0		
612	tumbling original G	0		
613	plot hole	0		
614	energized ionized probability potion	0		Effect: "Powdered", Effect Duration: 18
615	chaos butterfly	0		
616	furry fur	0		
617	dry super-electrified Angry Farmer candy	0		Effect: "Happy Salamander", Effect Duration: 28
618	modified denatured teal Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	0		Effect: "Feet of Watermelon", Effect Duration: 29
619	needle of the ox	0		Muscle: +20
620	enhanced pickled thin candle	0		Effect: "Petit Force", Effect Duration: 57
621	spinning Warm Subject gift certificate	0		
622	narrow cyan awful poetry journal	0		
623	maroon WA	0		
624	spinning NG	0		
625	wang	0		
626	Wand of Nagamar	0		
627	lime green ND	0		
628	wobbly jittery metallic A	0		
629	brainy eye	0		Mysticality: +5
630	photoprotoneutron torpedo	0		
631	hardened furry pants	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol, MP regen, cap 37"
632	ghostly vibrating disturbing fanfic	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10
633	tumbling knitted Annie Oakley's wolf mask	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Cold Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, HP regen, cap 37"
634	maroon spinning cool whip	0		
635	ghostly chaotic paper umbrella	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10
636	meat globe	0		
637	huge toaster	0		
638	Usain Bolt's asshat of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Initiative: +80, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xVolley, cap 7"
639	half-sized bland green abominable snowcone	2	decent	
640	narrow mirror Ent cider	1	good	
641	half-sized spoiled toast	2	crappy	
642	skeleton key	0		
643	skeleton key ring	0		
644	jittery Crimbo pressie	0		Last Available: "2003-12"
645	ghostly wrapping paper	0		Last Available: "2003-12"
646	rotten snack-sized fruitcake	2	crappy	
647	present	0		Last Available: "2004-11"
648	dance instructor's Crimbo sword	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Last Available: "2004-10"
649	Van der Graaf Crimbo hat	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "1.75xVolley, 1.75xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2004-10"
650	purple family-friendly Crimbo pants	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2004-10"
651	exclusive ultra-rare item of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25
652	quantum egg	0		
653	intragalactic rowboat	0		
654	purple star	0		
655	line	0		
656	cyan star chart	0		
657	blurry resourceful star sword	0		Maximum MP: +50
658	lime green lard-coated star crossbow	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
659	weightlifter's star staff	0		Muscle: +15
660	star pants of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 2xGhuol, cap 41"
661	quilted star hat	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Familiar Effect: "0.5xVolley, 0.5xPotato, cap 41"
662	healthy star buckler	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20
663	star throwing star	0		
664	star starfish	0		
665	twirling Richard's star key	0		
666	inspector's Jeselnik's resourceful steaming evil	0		Maximum MP: +50, Sleaze Damage: +25, Item Drop: +15
667	castle map	0		
668	spiked femur of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30
669	special flavorless blurry ghuol guolash	3	decent	Effect: "Blessing of the Stinking Alphredo™", Effect Duration: 10
670	crafty lihc face	0		Maximum MP: +10, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xBarrr, cap 22"
671	upside-down beefy grave robbing shovel of the empath	0		Muscle: +10, Familiar Weight: +5
672	decent mirror cranberries	3	good	
673	watered-down hand-crafted shaking vodka and cranberry	2	EPIC	
674	weak lousy skewed whiskey	2	decent	
675	skull of the Bonerdagon of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40
676	dragonbone belt buckle	0		
677	Jack Frost's badass belt	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50
678	chest of the Bonerdagon	0		
679	drinkable irresponsibly strong roll in the hay	8	good	
680	artisanal weak slap and tickle	2	EPIC	
681	hand-crafted triple-distilled slip 'n' slide	9	EPIC	
682	tolerable practically non-alcoholic a sump'm sump'm	1	good	
683	distilled acceptable bouncing horizontal tango	5	good	
684	lousy pink pony	3	decent	
685	MacGyver's razor-sharp Mr. Shirt of the detective	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Maximum MP: +100, Item Drop: +20
686	twirling dance instructor's knuckles	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10
687	tarnished skewed blood of the Wereseal	0		Effect: "Helvella Health", Effect Duration: 11
688	pixel hat of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xVolley, cap 12"
689	pixel pants of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 4xPotato, cap 12"
690	pixel sword	0		Item Drop: +5
691	digital key	0		
692	Ascension Souvenir T-Shirt	0		
693	avaricious harem girl t-shirt	0		Meat Drop: +30
694	beefy Knob Goblin elite shirt	0		Muscle: +10
696	groovy frilly shirt	0		Moxie Percent: +10
697	foul-smelling soggy wofl t-shirt	0		Stench Damage: +10
698	spinning beefcake's loathing eagle baby-doll shirt	0		Muscle: +25
699	pirate shirt of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100
700	jittery ruddy filthy hippy poncho	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40
701	vibrating floral print shirt	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10
702	Lo Pan's coconut bikini top	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30
703	purple wholesome goth kid t-shirt	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10
704	pulsating hamethyst	0		
705	baconstone	0		
706	teal porquoise	0		
707	pork elf goodies sack	0		
708	ring setting	0		
709	jewelry-making pliers	0		
711	flame-retardant hamethyst earring of bravery	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Spooky Resistance: +5
712	dog trainer's wholesome Samson's hamethyst necklace	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Experience (familiar): +1, Single Equip
713	inspector's manspreader's hamethyst bracelet	0		Monster Level: +10, Item Drop: +15, Single Equip
714	squat wicked hamethyst ring of horror of the detective	0		Spell Damage: +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: +20, Single Equip
715	forbidden Newton's baconstone earring	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Single Equip
716	hale baconstone pendant of the glutton	0		Maximum HP: +20, Food Drop: +100
717	blue nasty MacGyver's baconstone bracelet	0		Maximum MP: +100, Stench Damage: +5, Single Equip
718	ghostly Sherlock's asbestos-lined hardy baconstone ring	0		Maximum HP: +50, Hot Resistance: +5, Item Drop: +25, Single Equip
719	wool porquoise eyebrow ring of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Cold Resistance: +1
720	reassuring flame-retardant porquoise necklace	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Spooky Resistance: +1, Single Equip
721	squat manspreader's studded porquoise bracelet	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Monster Level: +10
722	deadly porquoise ring of Calamity Jane of the empath	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Familiar Weight: +5, Single Equip
723	small normal Knoll mushroom	2	good	
724	normal purple mushroom	4	good	
725	huge one million meat pancakes	0		
726	huge mirror shard of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20
727	hedge maze puzzle	0		
728	hedge maze key	0		
729	pulsating fishbowl	0		
730	fishtank	0		
731	fish hose	0		
732	pulsating tumbling hosed tank	0		
733	hosed fishbowl	0		
734	squat ribald dog trainer's makeshift SCUBA gear	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Sleaze Damage: +10, Item Drop: +5, Adventure Underwater
735	narrow savvy easter egg balloon	0		Mysticality Percent: +20
736	stone tablet (Sinister Strumming)	0		
737	stone tablet (Squeezings of Woe)	0		
738	stone tablet (Really Evil Rhythm)	0		
739	tambourine bells	0		
740	beefy tambourine	0		Muscle: +10
741	broken skull	0		
742	stale Knoll shroomkabob	3	decent	
743	small adequate gray mushroom	2	good	
744	cold-filtered hair spray	0		Effect: "Weepy, Creepy", Effect Duration: 17
746	stat script	0		
747	Knob Goblin firecracker	0		
748	gourd potion	0		
749	decent big warm mushroom	5	good	
750	thick bland mushroom quesadilla	5	decent	
751	rotten spinning cool mushroom	4	crappy	
752	adequate lime green huge cool mushroom casserole	4	good	
753	yummy special pointy mushroom	4	awesome	Effect: "Raging Animal", Effect Duration: 10
754	bland miniature blue cream of pointy mushroom soup	2	decent	
755	flavorless gigantic mushroom	6	decent	
756	half-sized adequate mushroom	2	good	
757	flavorless diet ghostly green mushroom	1	decent	
758	diet flavorless ghost cucumber	1	decent	
759	ghostly dill	0		
760	jittery vinegar	0		
761	blurry brine	0		
762	smooth skewed especially salty dog	3	awesome	
763	ghostly pickling solution	0		
764	snack-sized flavorless spectral pickle	2	decent	
765	squat briny vinegar	0		
766	twirling ghost pickle on a stick	0		
767	ionized pulsating cologne of contempt	0		Effect: "Cat Class, Cat Style", Effect Duration: 48
768	deadly spork	0		Weapon Damage: +5
769	tumbling Tesla voodoo doll	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
770	personal trainer's Da Vinci's basic meat fez	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Familiar Effect: "3xLep, cap 11"
771	maroon tassel	0		
772	foon of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25
773	lightning-fast zippy basic meat spork	0		Initiative: 60
774	asbestos-lined basic meat foon of the detective	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Item Drop: +20
775	skewed Yeti Protest Sign	0		
776	boxer's kneecapping stick	0		Muscle Percent: +10
777	iron pasta spoon of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5
778	tumbling huge educational support cummerbund	0		Experience: +1
779	ghostly bouncing blurry Mob Penguin cellular phone	0		
780	scroll of pasta summoning	0		
781	boiled shaking mafia aria	0		Effect: "Drunk With Power", Effect Duration: 50
782	mirror Mr. Exploiter	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
783	'Villa' document	0		
784	drinkable Acqua Del Piatto Merlot	3	good	Last Available: "2004-10"
785	raffle ticket	0		
786	flavorless half-sized strawberry	2	decent	
787	perfectly mixed practically non-alcoholic bottle of rum	1	EPIC	
788	tolerable irresponsibly strong mirror squat strawberry daiquiri	8	good	
789	weak acceptable fuchsia rum and cola	2	good	
790	aged special shaking cyan grog	3	awesome	Effect: "Mighty Shout", Effect Duration: 35
791	Herculean boxer's Mafia bow tie	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Experience (Muscle): +1, Last Available: "2004-10"
792	vibrating Golden Mr. Accessory	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Softcore Only
793	ionized super-chilled bouncing oil of stability	0		Effect: "Berry Experiential", Effect Duration: 43
794	flattened oil of slipperiness	0		Effect: "Feeling No Pain", Effect Duration: 35
795	drinkable Acque Luride Grezze Cabernet	3	good	Last Available: "2004-10"
796	cement shoes of Tarzan of chilblains of the detective	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Cold Damage: +25, Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2004-10"
797	lousy squat rockin' wagon	4	decent	
798	bad ocean motion	4	decent	
799	high-proof perfectly mixed fuzzbump	9	EPIC	
800	massive stale fuchsia poutine	9	decent	
801	decent twirling Knob stir-fry	4	good	
804	bite-sized delicious Knoll stir-fry	1	awesome	
805	adequate stir-fry	4	good	
806	flavorless asparagus stir-fry	4	decent	
807	jumbo normal wobbly olive stir-fry	5	good	
808	half-sized stale Knob sausage stir-fry	2	decent	
809	miniature adequate bat wing stir-fry	2	good	
810	jumbo normal rat appendix stir-fry	5	good	
811	stale miniature tofu stir-fry	2	decent	
812	delicious big pr0n stir-fry	5	awesome	
813	toothsome teal Knob shells	3	awesome	
814	super-sized bland bätzle	5	decent	
815	spoiled bite-sized ratini	1	crappy	
816	adequate Knob stroganoff	3	good	
817	huge moldy menudo ravioli	7	crappy	
818	purple plus sign	0		
819	skewed milky potion	0		
820	ghostly swirly potion	0		
821	bubbly potion	0		
822	smoky potion	0		
823	cloudy potion	0		
824	spinning effervescent potion	0		
825	fizzy potion	0		
826	dark potion	0		
827	murky potion	0		
828	baby killer bee	0		
829	anti-anti-antidote	0		
830	massive adequate royal jelly	10	good	
831	narrow small box	0		
832	box	0		
833	spinning asbestos-lined vorpal blade	0		Hot Resistance: +5
834	narrow brainy cornuthaum of chilblains	0		Mysticality: +5, Cold Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1.5xPotato, 1.25xFairy, cap 21"
835	skewed up-at-dawn ring of aggravate monster	0		Adventures: +5
836	half-sized rotten spinning mind flayer corpse	2	crappy	
837	special perfectly mixed Uovo Marcio Shiraz	4	EPIC	Effect: "Sneaky Serpentine Subtlety", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2004-10"
838	skewed Annie Oakley's Mafia stogie of the blizzard	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2004-10"
839	bad Maiali Sifilitici Pinot Noir	3	decent	Last Available: "2004-10"
840	aromatic cool Mafia violin case	0		Moxie: +5, Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2004-10"
841	fancy watered-down acceptable tomato daiquiri	2	good	Effect: "Glittering Eyelashes", Effect Duration: 45
842	practically non-alcoholic tolerable beertini	1	good	
843	bad maroon salty slug	3	decent	
844	tolerable ghostly papaya slung	3	good	
845	blue quilted MAHI fez	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Familiar Effect: "0.5xVolley, 0.5xPotato, 0.5xLep, 0.5xFairy"
847	heteroerotic frat-paddle	0		
848	hypodermic needle	0		Familiar Weight: +5
849	Meat detector	0		Familiar Weight: +5
850	many-eyed glasses	0		Familiar Weight: +5
851	prosthetic forehead	0		Familiar Weight: +5
852	twirling shaker of salt	0		Familiar Weight: +5
853	blundarrrbus	0		Familiar Weight: +5
854	sucky decal	0		Familiar Weight: +5
855	balloon knife	0		Familiar Weight: +5
856	shock collar	0		
857	moonglasses	0		
858	fuchsia blurry palm-frond toupee	0		Familiar Weight: +5
859	knife and fork	0		Familiar Weight: +5
860	eye-pod	0		Familiar Weight: +5
861	chocolate spurs	0		Familiar Weight: +5
862	magnifying glass	0		Familiar Weight: +5
863	skewer-mounted razor blade	0		Familiar Weight: +5
864	stinger	0		Familiar Weight: +5
865	lead necklace	0		Familiar Weight: +3
866	shaving cream	0		
867	polymerized Vulcanized energized ghostly pine tar	0		Effect: "Ichorous Intensity", Effect Duration: 59
869	forest tears	0		
870	fetus-smashing club of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3
871	meatcar model	0		Familiar Weight: +5
872	skewed Time Juice	0		Last Available: "2004-01"
873	rolling pin	0		
874	unrolling pin	0		
875	gravedigger's coward's crazy bastard sword of horror	0		Monster Level: -20, Spooky Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +25
876	chaotic incredibly dense meat gem of mayonnaise of temperance	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Resistance: +5
877	spinning Herculean Talisman of Baio	0		Experience (Muscle): +1
878	therapeutic hypnodisk	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
879	chilled blinking bottle of goofballs	0		Effect: "Going Ape", Effect Duration: 36
880	ribald disbelief suspenders	0		Sleaze Damage: +10
881	avaricious supportive bra	0		Meat Drop: +30
882	Blatantly Canadian	0		
883	squat maple syrup	1	good	
884	shaking los chinos of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, HP regen, cap 13"
885	grievous axe	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50
886	leaflet	0		
887	teal leaf	0		
888	narrow maple leaf	0		
889	Herculean balaclava	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1.5xLep, cap 12"
890	adequate tiny balaclava baklava	1	good	
891	blinking smelly Warehouse 23 bling	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10
892	family-friendly friendly Da Vinci's bugbear-smiting sword	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Familiar Weight: +3, Sleaze Resistance: +1
893	practically non-alcoholic bad lumbering jack	1	decent	
894	Dark Jill-O-Lantern	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
895	coward's Ms. Accessory	0		Monster Level: -20, Softcore Only
896	Mr. Accessory Jr. of the brute of the businessman	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Meat Drop: +50, Softcore Only
897	coffee sprite	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2005-10"
898	yellow Cheshire Bitten	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2005-10"
899	custom avatar form	0		Free Pull
900	upside-down smile-sharpening stone	0		Familiar Weight: +5
901	espresso maker	0		Familiar Weight: +5
902	100-Watt bulb	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
903	lousy mirror upside-down Spasmi Dolorosi Del Rene Champagne	4	decent	Last Available: "2004-10"
904	spinning wool steel-toed boxer's school Mafia knickerbockers	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Damage Reduction: 9, Cold Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "5xGhoul, cap 25", Last Available: "2004-10"
905	modified liquefied Yummy Tummy bean	0		Effect: "Tennis Elbow-wow", Effect Duration: 59
906	energized adjusted wobbly Rock Pops	0		Effect: "Initiative and Let Die", Effect Duration: 16
907	improved denatured enhanced cyan Mr. Mediocrebar	0		Effect: "Quantum of Moxie", Effect Duration: 39
908	triple-improved chilled Cold Hots candy	0		Effect: "Nutrient-Rich", Effect Duration: 22
909	tarnished Wint-O-Fresh mint	0		Effect: "License to Punch", Effect Duration: 30
910	bland low-calorie dwarf bread	1	decent	
911	diffused Senior Mints	0		Effect: "Certainty", Effect Duration: 21
912	dry mirror blurry pixellated candy heart	0		Effect: "Wasabi With You", Effect Duration: 53
913	oxidized gray jittery kobold	0		Effect: "Spookyravin'", Effect Duration: 34
914	hand turkey outline	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2004-11"
915	yam pinky ring	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
916	Annie Oakley's electrified intergalactic pom poms	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
917	upside-down Mob Penguin protection contract	0		
918	upside-down fireproof Radio Free Baseball Cap	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, 1xFairy, cap 37", Last Available: "2006-07"
919	fuchsia dance instructor's Radio Free Pants	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xGhoul, 1xLep, cap 37", Last Available: "2006-07"
920	Fonzie's Radio Free Foil	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Last Available: "2006-07"
921	normal cyan pulsating radio button candy	3	good	
922	shaking tumbling rock-hard severed rocking horse head	0		Damage Reduction: 5
923	tumbling broken cellular phone	0		Last Available: "2004-01"
924	shaking crimbo elfling	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
925	dental pliers	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
926	liquefied teal Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance	0		Effect: "Banono", Effect Duration: 66
927	artisanal Ferita Del Petto Zinfandel	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2006-12"
928	skewed fuzzy bracelets of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3
929	blinking banded arse-shooting crossbow	0		Damage Absorption: +100
931	drinkable narrow blue spiced rum	3	good	
932	acceptable squat eggnog	4	good	
933	snack-sized normal candy cane	2	good	
934	toothsome miniature gingerbread bugbear	2	awesome	
935	Samson's imitation nice watch	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2004-12", Nonstackable Watch
936	Hanukkimbo dreidl	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
937	menorette	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2004-12"
938	medical-grade plastic sword	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2004-12"
939	maroon small Crimbo Pressie	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
940	bow	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
941	Crimbo stocking	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
942	mirror fireproof bowler	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, 1.5xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2004-12"
943	spinning Usain Bolt's shellacked bow staff	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2004-12"
944	wobbly educational bowlegged pants	0		Experience: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xGhoul, cap 25", Last Available: "2004-12"
945	skewered jumbo olive	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
946	skewered lime	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
947	skewered cherry	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
948	acceptable practically non-alcoholic martini	1	good	Last Available: "2004-12"
949	watered-down drinkable grogtini	2	good	Last Available: "2004-12"
950	weak smooth cherry bomb	2	awesome	Last Available: "2004-12"
951	blue extra special Crimbo stocking	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
952	green razor-sharp hockey mask of incineration	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1.5xGhuol, cap 25"
953	lime green penguin-smacking club	0		Familiar Damage: +15
954	orphan baby yeti	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
955	Van der Graaf fez of etymology	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 30"
956	moldy carob chunk noodles	3	crappy	
957	snack-sized stale chorizo brownies	2	decent	
958	diet normal teal shaking chocolate and tomato pizza	1	good	
959	gray flange	0		
960	clockwork key	0		
961	silk garter snake	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
962	velvet choker	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
963	perfumed arcane researcher's plastic seal clubber	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Stench Resistance: +5
964	Jeselnik's plastic turtle tamer of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Damage: +25
965	narrow baleful Herculean plastic pastamancer	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Spell Damage: +25
966	ghostly Jeselnik's toasty plastic sauceror	0		Hot Damage: +5, Sleaze Damage: +25
967	gravedigger's plastic disco bandit of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Spooky Damage: +10
968	huge smartaleck's plastic accordion thief of the pedagogue	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Experience: +3
969	plastic mosquito	0		Item Drop: +5
970	spinning Jim Carey's plastic leprechaun	0		Monster Level: +25
971	maroon pulsating plastic levitating potato	0		Item Drop: +5
972	plastic angry goat of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50
973	plastic sabre-toothed lime of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3
974	mirror jittery ghostly brainy plastic fuzzy dice	0		Mysticality: +5
975	red aromatic plastic pirate skeleton	0		Stench Resistance: +1
976	veiny plastic barrrnacle	0		Maximum HP: +10
977	skewed Samson's plastic howling balloon monkey	0		Experience (Muscle): +5
978	ghostly upside-down twirling thinker's plastic stab bat	0		Mysticality: +10
979	Rosewater's plastic grue	0		Mysticality Percent: +30
980	nippy plastic blood-faced volleyball	0		Cold Damage: +10
981	horrifying plastic ghuol whelp	0		Spooky Damage: +25
982	quilted plastic baby gravy fairy	0		Damage Absorption: +40
983	blinking steel-toed plastic cocoabo	0		Damage Reduction: 9
984	scandalous plastic star starfish	0		Sleaze Damage: +5
985	Samson's plastic ghost pickle on a stick	0		Experience (Muscle): +5
986	smelly plastic killer bee	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10
987	electrified plastic Cheshire bat	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
988	cool plastic coffee pixie	0		Moxie: +5
989	huge plastic bitchin' meatcar of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Single Equip
990	wicked plastic hermit	0		Spell Damage: +5
991	maroon spinning gravedigger's occult cool plastic Boris	0		Moxie: +5, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Spooky Damage: +10
992	narrow mansplainer's curative plastic Jarlsberg of the sewer	0		Monster Level: +15, Stench Damage: +25, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
993	scandalous frightening hardy plastic Sneaky Pete	0		Maximum HP: +50, Spooky Damage: +5, Sleaze Damage: +5
994	Tesla plastic Susie	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
995	decent Lucky Surprise Egg	3	good	
998	jittery maiden wig	0		Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, cap 8"
999	maid head	0		
1000	Meat maid	0		
1002	medical-grade Xlyinia's notebook	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
1003	soda water	0		
1004	acceptable high-proof spinning bottle of tequila	6	good	
1005	aged upside-down boxed wine	4	awesome	
1006	flavorless low-calorie cherry	1	decent	
1007	wobbly sinister coconut shell	0		Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 7"
1008	frosty ice cubes	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10
1009	watered-down drinkable special vodka martini	2	good	Effect: "Wolf's Bane", Effect Duration: 5
1010	acceptable distilled upside-down whiskey and soda	5	good	
1011	artisanal tumbling monkey wrench	3	EPIC	
1012	tolerable tequila sunrise	3	good	
1013	fortified hand-crafted margarita	5	EPIC	
1014	hand-crafted strawberry wine	4	EPIC	
1015	lousy wine spritzer	3	decent	
1016	artisanal spinning skewed perpendicular hula	3	EPIC	
1017	hand-crafted blurry green ducha de oro	3	EPIC	
1018	triple-distilled bad calle de miel	6	decent	
1019	bad practically non-alcoholic dry vodka martini	1	decent	
1020	hand-crafted fuchsia old-fashioned	3	EPIC	
1021	hand-crafted watered-down tequila with training wheels	2	EPIC	
1022	perfectly mixed sangria	3	EPIC	
1023	practically non-alcoholic artisanal vesper	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	Last Available: "2004-12"
1024	distilled mediocre upside-down maroon bodyslam	5	decent	Last Available: "2004-12"
1025	delicious sangria del diablo	4	awesome	Last Available: "2004-12"
1026	Valentine	0		Free Pull
1027	twirling whip kit	0		
1028	shaking buckler buckle	0		
1029	Samson's hippo whip	0		Experience (Muscle): +5
1030	jittery scorching penguin whip	0		Hot Damage: +25
1031	yak whip of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15
1032	gnauga hide whip of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20
1033	gnauga hide	0		
1034	wool hippo skin buckler	0		Cold Resistance: +1
1035	ruddy penguin skin buckler	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40
1036	yakskin buckler of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100
1037	upside-down therapeutic gnauga hide buckler	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
1038	quantum dry Connery's Elixir of Audacity	0		Effect: "Human-Hippy Hybrid", Effect Duration: 14
1040	huge Tam O'Shanter	0		Meat Drop: +50, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2005-03"
1041	acceptable beer	3	good	
1042	string of beads of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3
1043	Usain Bolt's string of beads	0		Initiative: +80
1044	hardy string of beads	0		Maximum HP: +50
1045	mirror wool plastic bottle opener	0		Cold Resistance: +1
1046	hardy studded traffic cone	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Maximum HP: +50, Familiar Effect: "cap 15", Last Available: "2005-03"
1047	delicious N. O. Beer	4	awesome	
1048	distilled huge oyster egg	1		
1049	boiled blurry bouncing oyster egg	1		
1050	diluted wobbly spinning oyster egg	1		
1051	mirror squat plastic oyster egg	0		
1052	modified oyster egg	1		
1053	dehydrated upside-down shaking twirling oyster egg	1		Effect: "A Contender", Effect Duration: 35
1054	compressed squat shaking oyster egg	1		Effect: "Well Owl Be!", Effect Duration: 25
1055	shaking plastic oyster egg	0		
1056	dehydrated puce oyster egg	1		Effect: "Improprie Tea", Effect Duration: 30
1057	pickled tumbling puce oyster egg	1		
1058	mixed puce oyster egg	1		
1059	puce plastic oyster egg	0		
1060	powdered pulsating mauve oyster egg	1		
1061	diluted shaking tumbling mauve oyster egg	1		
1062	twisted mirror mauve oyster egg	1		
1063	spinning mauve plastic oyster egg	0		
1064	vaporized twirling shaking oyster egg	1		
1065	boiled jittery oyster egg	1		Effect: "Can't Smell Nothin'", Effect Duration: 35
1066	compressed fuchsia oyster egg	1		Effect: "Al Dente Inferno", Effect Duration: 45
1067	plastic oyster egg	0		
1068	denatured gray blinking oyster egg	1		
1069	dehydrated huge oyster egg	1		
1070	altered oyster egg	1		
1071	plastic oyster egg	0		
1072	compressed twirling teal off-white oyster egg	1		
1073	twisted squat off-white oyster egg	1		
1074	dried off-white oyster egg	1		Effect: "Bugbear in Tooth and Claw", Effect Duration: 35
1075	mirror off-white plastic oyster egg	0		
1076	boiled oyster egg	1		
1077	boiled skewed oyster egg	1		Effect: "Wet Rub", Effect Duration: 20
1078	vaporized oyster egg	1		Effect: "Hammertime", Effect Duration: 35
1079	tumbling plastic oyster egg	0		
1080	oyster basket	0		
1081	emo roe	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2005-04"
1082	spinning gazing shoes	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
1083	personal raindrop	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2005-04"
1084	wobbly rainbow tie	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
1085	clockwork widget	0		
1086	lime green narrow clockwork thingamajig	0		
1087	spinning clockwork doohickey	0		
1088	clockwork clockwise dome	0		
1089	wobbly lime green clockwork spine	0		
1090	clockwork rings	0		
1091	clockwork claws	0		
1092	shaking green clockwork sheet	0		
1093	clockwork counterclockwise dome	0		
1094	lime green clockwork sphere	0		
1095	blurry deactivated MicroMechaMech	0		
1096	clockwork endoskeleton	0		
1097	Annie Oakley's clockwork hat	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 20"
1098	clockwork trench coat of the ox	0		Muscle: +20
1099	hardened clockwork pants	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 1.5xGhuol, cap 20"
1100	chaotic gnauga hide chaps	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 4xBarrr, cap 20"
1101	false eyelashes	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1102	targeting chip	0		
1103	unwound clockwork grapefruit	0		
1104	Mountie hat	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1105	cyan clockwork bartender head	0		
1106	clockwork chef head	0		
1107	clockwork maid head	0		
1108	clockwork detective skull	0		
1109	fuchsia clockwork bartender-head-in-the-box	0		
1110	mirror jittery clockwork chef-head-in-the-box	0		
1111	clockwork bartender-in-the-box	0		
1112	clockwork chef-in-the-box	0		
1113	clockwork maid	0		
1114	upside-down tisket	0		
1115	shaking tasket	0		
1116	annoying pitchfork	0		Monster Level: +5
1117	yellow savvy Stupid University Diploma of Tarzan of Flo-Jo	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Experience (Muscle): +3, Initiative: +100
1118	blurry pregnant mushroom	0		
1119	pregnant mushroom	0		
1120	pregnant mushroom	0		
1121	inexplicably rock	0		
1122	fairy gravy	0		
1123	Lo Pan's halfberd	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30
1124	blinking upside-down small glove	0		
1125	arcane researcher's strapping glove of the overflowing toilet	0		Muscle: +5, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Stench Spell Damage: +50
1126	Da Vinci's toothpick	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Single Equip
1127	ninja sword of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25
1128	teeny-tiny ninja stars	0		
1129	blurry ghostly energetic sequined fez	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "1.75xLep, cap 20"
1130	blank card	0		
1131	beet	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1132	narrow red Totally Gay Claymore	0		
1133	shaking cyan knitted star shirt	0		Cold Resistance: +3
1134	blurry cosmetics bag	0		
1135	diffused improved eyeliner	0		Effect: "Blessing of Charcoatl", Effect Duration: 56
1136	extra-ionized upside-down lipstick	0		Effect: "Sugar High", Effect Duration: 41
1137	hardened brainy bicycle chain	0		Mysticality: +5, Damage Reduction: 3
1138	mushroom fermenting solution	0		
1139	weak drinkable upside-down tumbling mushroom wine	2	good	
1140	fortified tolerable icy mushroom wine	5	good	
1141	aged pulsating mushroom wine	3	awesome	
1142	mediocre watered-down pointy mushroom wine	2	decent	
1143	watered-down aged flat mushroom wine	2	awesome	
1144	hand-crafted cool mushroom wine	4	EPIC	
1145	fancy irresponsibly strong hand-crafted knob mushroom wine	9	EPIC	Effect: "Egg-stortionary Tactics", Effect Duration: 25
1146	artisanal knoll mushroom wine	4	EPIC	
1147	spirit-forward drinkable mushroom wine	5	good	
1148	tolerable watered-down shot of flower schnapps	2	good	
1149	rotten super-sized flower petal pie	5	crappy	
1150	watered-down bad upside-down bottle of single-barrel whiskey	2	decent	
1151	teal family-friendly Temple Grandin's discarded plastic fork	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Sleaze Resistance: +1
1152	skewed gravy-covered maypole	0		Item Drop: +25, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2005-05"
1153	moldy Retenez L'Herbe Paté	3	crappy	
1154	mixed Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	1	decent	
1155	letter from King Ralph XI	0		
1157	executive wholeberd	0		Meat Drop: +40
1158	magnetized cyan Meleegra™ pills	0		Effect: "Dirty Pear", Effect Duration: 47
1159	tumbling mariachi G-string	0		
1160	upside-down shaking fuchsia auspicious irate sombrero	0		Item Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 3xLep, cap 11"
1161	squat pile of candy	0		
1162	ionized ionized blinking yellow squat handsomeness potion	0		Effect: "Alpine Mintiness", Effect Duration: 28
1163	tarnished frozen flattened shaking spinning teal marzipan skull	0		Effect: "Cock of the Walk", Effect Duration: 59
1164	narrow poultrygeist	0		
1165	wobbly hovering sombrero	0		
1166	maracas	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1167	plain brown wrapper	0		
1168	less-than-three-shaped box	0		
1169	exactly-three-shaped box	0		
1170	chocolate box	0		
1171	coffin	0		
1172	asbestos box	0		
1173	linoleum box	0		
1174	blinking chrome box	0		
1175	huge cryptic puzzle box	0		
1176	refrigerated biohazard container	0		
1177	tumbling magnetic field	0		
1178	potted cactus	0		
1179	daisy	0		
1180	teal potted fern	0		
1181	tulip	0		
1182	spinning gray Venus flytrap	0		
1183	all-purpose flower	0		
1184	exotic orchid	0		
1185	long-stemmed rose	0		
1186	gilded lily	0		
1187	blurry deadly nightshade	0		
1188	skewed tumbling lotus	0		
1189	skewed can of asparagus	0		
1190	dodecapede	0		
1191	ghuol whelp	0		
1192	zmobie	0		
1193	Raggedy Hippy doll	0		
1194	skewed stab bat	0		
1195	apathetic lizardman doll	0		
1196	huge yeti	0		
1197	Mob Penguin	0		
1198	wobbly sabre-toothed lime	0		
1199	skewed bugbear	0		
1200	normal jittery mugcake	4	good	
1201	stale immense urinal cake	7	decent	
1202	normal Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	3	good	
1203	adequate twirling personalized birthday cake	3	good	
1204	rotten wobbly three-tiered wedding cake	4	crappy	
1205	snack-sized normal babycakes	2	good	
1206	toothsome thick velvet cake	5	awesome	
1207	tiny spoiled blinking congratulatory cake	1	crappy	
1208	normal shaking teal angel-food cake	3	good	
1209	flavorless devil's-food cake	3	decent	
1210	spoiled birthday party jellybean cheesecake	3	crappy	
1211	wobbly balloon	0		
1212	balloon	0		
1213	heart-shaped balloon	0		
1214	anniversary balloon	0		
1215	Mylar balloon	0		
1216	Kevlar balloon	0		
1217	skewed thought balloon	0		
1218	rat head balloon	0		Familiar Weight: -3
1219	squat mini-zeppelin	0		
1220	mirror Sherlock's Mr. Balloon	0		Item Drop: +25
1221	squat balloon	0		
1222	spinning Mr. Eh?	0		Item Drop: +5, Softcore Only
1224	tumbling fortified experienced slick steel shillelagh	0		Moxie: +10, Experience: +2, Damage Absorption: +60
1225	miser's Tesla Da Vinci's steel skullcap	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Meat Drop: +10, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, 1xFairy, cap 22"
1226	dance instructor's Samson's steel solitaire of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Experience (Muscle): +5, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Single Equip
1227	squat shellacked supercool beefy steel scarf	0		Muscle: +10, Moxie Percent: +20, Damage Reduction: 7, Single Equip
1228	gravedigger's padded sage steel slacks	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Damage Absorption: +20, Spooky Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "prismatic atk, 4xBarrr, cap 22"
1229	ghostly Jeselnik's beefcake's steel suspenders of wisdom	0		Muscle: +25, Mysticality: +15, Sleaze Damage: +25, Single Equip
1230	smelly frosty therapeutic pikestaff	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +10, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
1231	narrow dangerous Newton's pith helmet of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Weapon Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 45"
1232	olive mansplainer's steel-toed Fonzie's pocketwatch	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Damage Reduction: 9, Monster Level: +15, Single Equip
1233	coward's pinky ring of wisdom of the boozehound	0		Mysticality: +15, Monster Level: -20, Booze Drop: +100, Single Equip
1234	stiffened brainy beefcake's pants	0		Muscle: +25, Mysticality: +5, Damage Reduction: 1, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 45"
1235	skewed Da Vinci's pendant of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Experience (Mysticality): +5, Four Songs, Single Equip
1236	yellow rosewater-soaked careful hockey stick of furious angry rage	0		Monster Level: -10, Stench Resistance: +3
1237	tapped lotus	0		
1238	glowsticks	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1239	iced-out bling	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1240	spinning limburger biker boots	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1241	carton of clove cigarettes	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1242	deflated inflatable dodecapede	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
1243	toy six-seater hovercraft	0		Familiar Weight: -5, Last Available: "2011-12"
1244	Glass Balls of the Goblin King of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20
1245	spinning Codpiece of the Goblin King of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Single Equip
1246	blinking aromatic Temple Grandin's brawny rib of the Bonerdagon	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Familiar Weight: +7, Stench Resistance: +1
1247	pulsating vertebra of the Bonerdagon	0		
1248	cyan flame-wreathed Annie Oakley's Bonerdagon necklace of terror	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10
1249	mansplainer's Boss Bat britches	0		Monster Level: +15, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xGhuol, cap 16"
1250	extremely unsafe Boss Bat bling of the sewer	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Stench Damage: +25
1251	yummy Knob shroomkabob	3	awesome	
1252	stale shroomkabob	4	decent	
1253	pile of jumping beans	0		
1254	miniature stale mirror jumping bean burrito	2	decent	
1255	stale huge jumping bean burrito	3	decent	
1256	spoiled tiny ghostly insanely jumping bean burrito	1	crappy	
1257	thick moldy rat scrapple	5	crappy	
1258	pail of pretentious paint	0		
1259	blue shellacked thinker's traffic cone	0		Mysticality: +10, Damage Reduction: 7, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 15", Last Available: "2005-06"
1260	lime green wax lips	0		Experience: +3, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2005-07"
1261	altered Hatorade	1		
1262	fireproof mansplainer's sinister off-hand balloon	0		Spell Damage: +10, Monster Level: +15, Hot Resistance: +3
1263	ghostly gray narrow pygmy bugbear shaman	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
1264	squat nose-bone fetish	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
1265	upside-down box of sunshine	0		Free Pull
1266	flavorless bite-sized gloomy mushroom	1	decent	
1267	dead mimic	0		
1268	red blinking pine wand	0		
1269	ebony wand	0		
1270	twirling hexagonal wand	0		
1271	aluminum wand	0		
1272	blinking huge green marble wand	0		
1273	auspicious magic lamp	0		Item Drop: +10
1274	denatured Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs	1		
1275	Usain Bolt's basic meat skirt	0		Initiative: +80, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, 3xFairy, cap 10"
1276	perfectly mixed Otorian Battle Scar	3	EPIC	
1277	wicked basic meat kilt	0		Spell Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 3xFairy, cap 10"
1278	mirror meat skirt of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 3xFairy, cap 11"
1279	wobbly supercool meat kilt	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 3xFairy, cap 11"
1280	sizzling penguinskin mini-skirt	0		Hot Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xFairy, cap 30"
1281	executive penguinskin mini-kilt	0		Meat Drop: +40, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xFairy, cap 30"
1282	jittery family-friendly yakskin skirt	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 35"
1283	ruddy yakskin kilt	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 35"
1284	blurry lime green blurry hale hippopotamus skirt	0		Maximum HP: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 32"
1285	blinking hippopotamus kilt of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 32"
1286	mirror furry skirt of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xFairy, cap 37"
1287	rock-hard furry kilt	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xFairy, cap 37"
1288	ruddy gnauga hide skirt	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Familiar Effect: "2.5xFairy, cap 20"
1289	twirling veiny gnauga hide kilt	0		Maximum HP: +10, Familiar Effect: "2.5xFairy, cap 20"
1290	colloidal quadruple-corrupted wind-up clock	0		Effect: "Appeteyes", Effect Duration: 24
1291	upside-down up-at-dawn Jekyllin hide belt	0		Adventures: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2005-09"
1292	wobbly olive skirt / kilt kit	0		
1293	ring of adornment of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100
1294	rock-hard ring of increase damage of incineration	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Hot Spell Damage: +50
1295	fireproof ring of gain strength	0		Hot Resistance: +3
1296	narrow ring of resistance of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20
1297	mirror crafty ring of fire resistance	0		Maximum MP: +10
1298	ring of conflict of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
1299	huge pirate hook of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25
1300	blinking extremely unsafe monster bait	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Single Equip
1301	quantum chilled deodorant	0		Effect: "Unusual Fashion Sense", Effect Duration: 39
1302	wet gray reodorant	0		Effect: "Salty Dogs", Effect Duration: 33
1303	Mjolnir Jr.	0		
1304	doppelshifter egg	0		Free Pull
1305	wobbly makeup kit	0		Familiar Weight: +15
1306	pulsating beefcake's traffic cone of the scaredy-cat	0		Muscle: +25, Monster Level: -15, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 2xLep, cap 15", Last Available: "2005-10"
1307	calm attention-deficit demon	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-10"
1308	unwound cymbal-playing monkey	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-10"
1309	attention spanner	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1310	gray squat funky fez	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1311	comfy blanket	0		Last Available: "2005-10"
1312	smartaleck's Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Single Equip
1313	Da Vinci's Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Single Equip
1314	mirror up-at-dawn Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	0		Adventures: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 3xGhuol, cap 18"
1315	purple studded rose-colored glasses	0		Damage Absorption: +80
1316	huge facsimile dictionary	0		
1317	blood flower	0		
1318	shaking lovecat tail	0		
1319	plastic passion fruit	0		
1320	spoiled yellow questionable taco	4	crappy	
1321	huge Doc's Miracle Cure	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
1322	petrified time	0		Last Available: "2005-10"
1323	thinker's time helmet	0		Mysticality: +10, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2005-10"
1324	spinning Jeselnik's time trousers	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 25", Last Available: "2005-10"
1325	time sword of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2005-10"
1326	ghostly Dyspepsi-Cola helmet of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50, Familiar Effect: "3xFairy, cap 7"
1327	Sinatra's Cloaca-Cola shield	0		Experience (Moxie): +5
1328	Jim Carey's Cloaca-Cola fatigues	0		Monster Level: +25, Familiar Effect: "4xPotato, 1.5x Ghoul, cap 7"
1329	blue Dyspepsi-Cola shield of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100
1330	extremely unsafe Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Familiar Effect: "3.5xPotato, 3xVolley, cap 7"
1331	pulsating forbidden Cloaca-Cola helmet	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "3xFairy, cap 7"
1332	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	0		
1333	olive Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack	0		
1334	tumbling Cloaca-Cola	0		
1335	tumbling upside-down Dyspepsi grenade	0		
1336	wobbly Cloaca grenade	0		
1338	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	0		
1339	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	0		
1340	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	0		
1341	Sherlock's Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen	0		Item Drop: +25, Single Equip
1342	spinning picture of a dead guy's girlfriend	0		
1343	zombie pineal gland	0		Last Available: "2005-11"
1344	tarnished Gummi-Gnauga	0		Effect: "Tremella Tremens", Effect Duration: 38
1345	diffused alkaline electrified Now and Earlier	0		Effect: "Jawin'", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2020-09"
1346	ionized oxidized fuchsia Sugar Cog	0		Effect: "Full of Vinegar", Effect Duration: 21
1347	loaded serum blowgun	0		Last Available: "2005-11"
1348	empty blowgun	0		Last Available: "2005-11"
1349	upside-down miniscule temporal rip	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2005-11"
1350	squat ghostly 1.21 jigawatts	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2005-11"
1351	twirling ribald pinky ring	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Single Equip
1352	acceptable shaking redrum	3	good	
1353	lime green ninja pirate zombie robot	0		
1354	pile of pebbles	0		
1355	flavorless olive bowl of oriole's nest soup	4	decent	
1356	blue bunny liver	0		
1357	lousy Mt. Noob Pale Ale	4	decent	
1358	pirate zombie head	0		Last Available: "2005-11"
1359	ninja pirate zombie robot head	0		Last Available: "2005-11"
1360	pirate zombie robot head	0		Last Available: "2005-11"
1361	sharpshooter's disembodied smile	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Single Equip
1362	sausage	0		
1363	shaking clockwork pirate skull	0		
1364	red rhesus monkey	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1365	tasty miniature tofurkey leg	2	awesome	
1366	toothsome tofurkey gravy	4	awesome	
1367	moldy herbal stuffing	3	crappy	
1368	spoiled snack-sized can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	2	crappy	
1369	rotten yams	4	crappy	
1370	toasty rhinestone cowboy shirt	0		Hot Damage: +5
1371	weightlifter's gingham blouse	0		Muscle: +15
1372	jittery perfumed souvenir ski t-shirt	0		Stench Resistance: +5
1373	teal upside-down sweet nutcracker	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2005-12"
1374	mandible	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2005-12"
1375	Van der Graaf plastic Crimbo wreath	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2005-12"
1376	blinking Jack Frost's plastic Uncle Crimbo	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2005-12"
1377	plastic Crimbo elf of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Last Available: "2005-12"
1378	Oprah's plastic sweet nutcracker	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2005-12"
1379	twirling aromatic plastic Crimbo reindeer	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2005-12"
1381	aspirin	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1382	aerosolized improved double-irradiated fuchsia chocolate	0		Effect: "Meat the Flintstones", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2015-11"
1383	length of string	0		
1384	googly eye	0		
1385	gray stuffing	0		
1386	felt	0		
1387	block	0		
1388	toy wheel	0		
1389	yo-yo	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
1390	top	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
1391	ball	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
1392	squat pulsating kite	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1393	bouncing yellow pet rock	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1394	tumbling doppelshifter	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1395	teddy bear	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1396	studded beefy duck-on-a-string	0		Muscle: +10, Damage Absorption: +80, Last Available: "2005-12"
1397	toy soldier	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1398	twirling doll house	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1399	Sherlock's toy train	0		Item Drop: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2005-12"
1400	jittery wholesome marionette	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2005-12"
1401	savvy sock monkey	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Last Available: "2005-12"
1402	Usain Bolt's rag doll	0		Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2005-12"
1403	double-paned can of fake snow	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2005-12"
1404	wizardly colored-light "necklace"	0		Mysticality: +25, Last Available: "2005-12"
1405	tree skirt of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 2xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2005-12"
1406	spoiled small upside-down wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie	2	crappy	Effect: "Wreathed in Merriment", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-06"
1407	stale bell-shaped Crimbo cookie	4	decent	Effect: "Fury of the Bells", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-06"
1408	jumbo toothsome tree-shaped Crimbo cookie	5	awesome	Effect: "Yuletide Sappiness", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-06"
1409	Jim Carey's Unionize The Elves sign	0		Monster Level: +25, Last Available: "2005-12"
1410	teal huge sleeping snowy owl	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1411	Tome of Snowcone Summoning	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-01", Skill: "Summon Snowcones"
1412	energized snowcone	0		Effect: "Petit Forbearance", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2006-01"
1413	anodized narrow snowcone	0		Effect: "Cat-Alyzed", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2006-01"
1414	alkaline pressed yellow snowcone	0		Effect: "Boo Tea", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2006-01"
1415	frozen improved electrified olive snowcone	0		Effect: "Night of the Nachos", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2006-01"
1416	liquefied blurry snowcone	0		Effect: "Hippy Flavor", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2006-01"
1417	moist magnetized pulsating snowcone	0		Effect: "The Wisdom... of the Future", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2006-01"
1418	olive Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2006-01"
1419	teddy bear sewing kit	0		Last Available: "2006-01"
1420	traffic cone of the dark arts of the boozehound	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Booze Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "2xLep, 2xFairy, cap 15", Last Available: "2006-01"
1421	Scandalously Skimpy Bikini	0		Four Songs, Single Equip
1422	wobbly Sombrero De Vida	0		Four Songs, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xPotato, 1xLep, cap 12"
1423	spinning iceberglet	0		Last Available: "2006-02"
1424	twirling Tesla experienced ice sickle	0		Experience: +2, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2006-02"
1425	nasty ice baby	0		Stench Damage: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2006-02"
1426	ice pick of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1.5xLep, 1.5xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2006-02"
1427	bouncing nasty curative ice skates	0		Stench Damage: +5, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2006-02"
1428	flavorless grue egg omelette	4	decent	
1429	roll of drink tickets	0		
1430	pregnant gloomy mushroom	0		
1431	pregnant mushroom	0		
1432	jumbo moldy mushroom	5	crappy	
1433	fruit bowl	0		
1434	fruit basket	0		
1435	hot pink lipstick	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1436	hot stuffing	0		
1437	blue useless powder	0		
1438	polarized deionized twinkly powder	0		Effect: "Moose Wisdom", Effect Duration: 18
1439	ionized hot powder	0		Effect: "Witch's Brood", Effect Duration: 46
1440	extra-colloidal anodized powder	0		Effect: "Spooky Weapon", Effect Duration: 46
1441	polarized cyan powder	0		Effect: "Hyphemariffic", Effect Duration: 11
1442	frozen stench powder	0		Effect: "Brother Smothers's Blessing", Effect Duration: 39
1443	adjusted cyan sleaze powder	0		Effect: "Pasty", Effect Duration: 24
1444	nitrogenated tumbling twinkly nuggets	0		Effect: "Macho Profundo", Effect Duration: 53
1445	dry hot nuggets	0		Effect: "Frost Tea", Effect Duration: 48
1446	Vulcanized nuggets	0		Effect: "Greasy Flavor", Effect Duration: 35
1447	pickled nuggets	0		Effect: "Remaining Alive", Effect Duration: 30
1448	flattened pickled upside-down stench nuggets	0		Effect: "Marco Polarity", Effect Duration: 44
1449	pressed upside-down sleaze nuggets	0		Effect: "El Tango de la Maldita Suegra", Effect Duration: 13
1450	twisted shaking twinkly wad	1		
1451	modified squat hot wad	1		
1452	boiled skewed purple wad	1		
1453	compressed twirling wad	1		
1454	dried spinning mirror stench wad	1		Effect: "Yet tea", Effect Duration: 15
1455	modified blinking bouncing purple sleaze wad	1		
1456	double daisy	0		
1457	Goth Giant	0		
1458	enchanted normal miniature yellow blinking Valentine's Day cake	2	good	Effect: "Grrrrrrreat!", Effect Duration: 45
1459	arrow'd heart balloon	0		
1460	velvet box	0		
1461	shaking squashed frog	0		
1462	jittery eye of newt	0		
1463	bouncing salamander spleen	0		
1464	sleazy fairy gravy	0		
1465	suede shortsword	0		
1466	bamboo bokuto	0		
1467	huge 25-meat staff	0		
1468	shaking jittery two-handed depthsword	0		
1469	squat bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme	0		
1470	wobbly lead yo-yo	0		
1471	slightly peevedbow	0		
1472	sack of doorknobs	0		
1473	ball-and-chain	0		
1474	automatic catapult	0		
1475	pentacorn hat	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 10"
1476	goofily-plumed helmet	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 17"
1477	plastic hard hat	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 22"
1478	blurry salad bowl	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 30"
1479	narrow football helmet	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 37"
1480	chain-mail monokini	0		Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 4xBarrr, cap 7"
1481	narrow union scalemail pants	0		Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, cap 12"
1482	paper-plate-mail pants	0		Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 2xBarrr, cap 20"
1483	huge troutpiece	0		Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr, cap 27"
1484	ghostly alpha-mail pants	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 35"
1485	upside-down mirror aromatic rabbit's foot of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Stench Resistance: +1
1486	ghostly huge bouncing massive bag of catnip	0		
1487	mirror hang glider	0		
1488	March hat	0		Free Pull
1489	gray dormouse	0		
1490	shellacked sage chopsticks	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Damage Reduction: 7
1491	smelly rice bowl	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10
1492	stylish ninja mop	0		Moxie: +25
1493	Usain Bolt's sage ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Initiative: +80
1494	oxidized sugar-coated pine cone	0		Effect: "Aspect of the Twinklefairy", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2020-09"
1495	blue shellacked traffic cone of Calamity Jane	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Familiar Effect: "2xLep, 2xFairy, cap 15", Last Available: "2006-03"
1496	smooth enchanted watered-down gloomy mushroom wine	2	awesome	Effect: "Bat Attitude", Effect Duration: 5
1497	smooth mushroom wine	4	awesome	
1498	McPhee's Grimoire of Hilarious Object Summoning	0		Last Available: "2006-04", Skill: "Summon Hilarious Objects"
1499	whoopie cushion	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1500	fake fake vomit	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1501	unsweetened adjusted blurry olive explosion-flavored chewing gum	0		Effect: "Gummiskin", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2006-04"
1502	clown hammer	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1503	rubber emo roe	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1504	quantum corrupted irradiated snowcone	0		Effect: "Jalapeño Saucesphere", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2006-04"
1505	pulsating ice cube with a fly in it	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1506	mediocre calle de miel with a fly in it	3	decent	Last Available: "2006-04"
1507	acceptable rockin' wagon with a fly in it	3	good	Last Available: "2006-04"
1508	high-proof lousy spinning perpendicular hula with a fly in it	9	decent	Last Available: "2006-04"
1509	mediocre upside-down slap and tickle with a fly in it	3	decent	Last Available: "2006-04"
1510	blue bag of airline peanuts	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1511	frosty fake hand	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2006-04"
1512	diluted green spinning wobbly Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray	1		Effect: "Stone-Faced", Effect Duration: 25
1513	modified Knob Goblin learning pill	1		
1514	compressed bouncing Knob Goblin eyedrops	1		Effect: "Buff as a Baobab", Effect Duration: 45
1515	pickled squat Knob Goblin nasal spray	1		Effect: "Your Eyes are Peeled!", Effect Duration: 5
1516	jittery KWE-brand transistor radio	0		
1518	vampire heart	0		
1519	shaking Talisman of Bakula	0		Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Give In To Your Vampiric Urges"
1520	Usain Bolt's strapping Radio KoL Coffee Mug	0		Muscle: +5, Initiative: +80
1521	bouncing Frank Gorshin trophy	0		
1522	twirling supercool Radio Free Jersey of bravery	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Spooky Resistance: +5
1523	bottle of used blood	0		
1524	wind-up chattering teeth	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1525	joybuzzer	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Shake Hands", Last Available: "2006-04"
1526	pet rock "Snooty" disguise	0		Familiar Weight: +11, Equips On: "Pet Rock | Toothsome Rock | Bulky Buddy Box | Holiday Log", Last Available: "2006-04"
1527	diamond-studded fronts	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2006-04"
1528	occult corkscrew of chilblains	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Cold Damage: +25, Last Available: "2006-04"
1529	St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1530	wobbly fake plastic grass	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
1531	fortified grass skirt	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1.5xFairy, cap 20", Last Available: "2011-01"
1532	spinning medical-grade grass hat	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 1xBarrr, cap 20", Last Available: "2011-01"
1533	grass blade of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2011-01"
1534	raffle prize box	0		
1536	homeless hobo spirit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-05"
1537	jittery weegee sqouija	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
1538	green dangerous sparkly engagement ring	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Single Equip
1539	blurry Tam O'Shatner	0		Meat Drop: +50, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2005-03"
1540	blurry ghostly miser's fireproof Grimacite goggles	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Meat Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 31", Last Available: "2008-10"
1541	skewed scandalous Grimacite glaive of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +5, Last Available: "2008-10"
1542	gravedigger's Grimacite greaves of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Spooky Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, 3xGhoul, cap 37", Last Available: "2008-10"
1543	pulsating Herculean wizardly Grimacite garter	0		Mysticality: +25, Experience (Muscle): +1, Last Available: "2008-10"
1544	scorching lion tamer's Grimacite galoshes	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Hot Damage: +25, Last Available: "2008-10"
1545	bouncing wool frightening Grimacite gorget	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2008-10"
1546	mirror wizardly Grimacite guayabera	0		Mysticality: +25, Last Available: "2008-10"
1547	teal spinning miser's Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +10
1548	baleful Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire of the sweet-tooth	0		Spell Damage: +25, Candy Drop: +100
1549	green MSG	0		
1550	flame-wreathed second-hand knockoff engagement ring	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
1551	aged practically non-alcoholic bottle of Domesticated Turkey	1	awesome	
1552	fancy extra-dry hand-crafted bottle of Definit	5	EPIC	Effect: "Night Vision", Effect Duration: 35
1553	mediocre weak bottle of Calcutta Emerald	2	decent	
1554	perfectly mixed watered-down shaking bottle of Lieutenant Freeman	2	EPIC	
1555	bad twirling bottle of Jorge Sinsonte	4	decent	
1556	perfectly mixed boxed champagne	4	EPIC	
1557	moldy kumquat	3	crappy	
1558	jumbo yummy wobbly tangerine	5	awesome	
1559	jittery squat tonic water	0		
1560	stale bite-sized cocktail onion	1	decent	
1561	bland raspberry	4	decent	
1562	yummy massive wobbly cyan kiwi	8	awesome	
1563	drinkable whiskey bittersweet	3	good	
1564	lousy fuchsia mimosette	3	decent	
1565	special acceptable tequila sunset	4	good	Effect: "Whole Latte Love", Effect Duration: 10
1566	watered-down bad zmobie	2	decent	Wiki Name: "Zmobie (drink)"
1567	distilled hand-crafted narrow gin and tonic	5	EPIC	
1568	lousy weak vodka and tonic	2	decent	
1569	acceptable weak shaking red vodka gibson	2	good	
1570	smooth gibson	3	awesome	
1571	fortified perfectly mixed parisian cathouse	5	EPIC	
1572	bad weak rabbit punch	2	decent	
1573	lousy bouncing caipifruta	3	decent	
1574	tolerable shaking teqiwila	4	good	
1575	mediocre shaking Divine	4	decent	
1576	lousy Gordon Bennett	3	decent	
1577	artisanal tumbling tangarita	4	EPIC	
1578	hand-crafted lime green mandarina colada	3	EPIC	
1579	weak hand-crafted gimlet	2	super ultra EPIC	
1580	perfectly mixed brick road	4	EPIC	
1581	watered-down lousy vodka stratocaster	2	decent	
1582	hand-crafted watered-down Neuromancer	2	super ultra EPIC	
1583	perfectly mixed prussian cathouse	3	EPIC	
1584	triple-distilled hand-crafted twirling Mae West	7	EPIC	
1585	acceptable Mon Tiki	3	good	
1586	hand-crafted teqiwila slammer	3	EPIC	
1587	flavorless super-sized Knob lo mein	5	decent	
1588	bland massive asparagus lo mein	6	decent	
1589	tasty jumbo Knoll lo mein	5	awesome	
1590	special small flavorless lo mein	2	decent	Effect: "No Vertigo", Effect Duration: 10
1591	stale special mirror olive lo mein	3	decent	Effect: "Blessing of Pikachutlotal", Effect Duration: 35
1592	decent upside-down spinning hot hi mein	4	good	
1593	miniature delicious wobbly hi mein	2	awesome	
1594	stale fancy mirror hi mein	3	decent	Effect: "Big Flaming Whip", Effect Duration: 40
1595	half-sized rotten hi mein	2	crappy	
1596	delicious sleazy hi mein	3	awesome	
1597	Junior LAAAAME merit badge of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Last Available: "2006-05"
1598	wobbly cool Senior LAAAAME merit badge	0		Moxie: +5, Last Available: "2006-05"
1599	ghostly upside-down jazz soap	0		Free Pull, Effect: "Jazz Hands", Effect Duration: 20
1600	artisanal practically non-alcoholic tangarita with a fly in it	1	EPIC	
1601	special mediocre weak mandarina colada with a fly in it	2	decent	Effect: "Hairless and Airless", Effect Duration: 20
1602	watered-down bad prussian cathouse with a fly in it	2	decent	
1603	tolerable weak Mae West with a fly in it	2	good	
1604	distilled shaking astronaut ice-cream	1		Last Available: "2006-05"
1605	bouncing delectable catalyst	0		
1606	dehydrated jittery ultimate wad	1		
1607	aerosolized twirling libation of liveliness	0		Effect: "Little Mouse Skull Buddy", Effect Duration: 31
1608	irradiated liquefied blinking eyedrops of the ermine	0		Effect: "Hyphemariffic", Effect Duration: 34
1609	flattened perfume of prejudice	0		Effect: "Squid Squint", Effect Duration: 30
1610	non-magnetized pickled eyedrops of the ocelot	0		Effect: "Hammered", Effect Duration: 29
1611	dry wet altered tumbling potent potion of potency	0		Effect: "Elbow Sauce", Effect Duration: 46
1612	Vulcanized colloidal denatured shaking concentrated cordial of concentration	0		Effect: "Super-Charged", Effect Duration: 56
1613	coffin lid of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3
1614	supercharged satin shield	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30
1615	fortified Cerebral Cloche	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Familiar Effect: "1.5xLep, cap 22", Last Available: "2006-06"
1616	blurry Herculean Cerebral Culottes	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, 1xGhoul, cap 22", Last Available: "2006-06"
1617	hardy personal trainer's slick Cerebral Crossbow	0		Moxie: +10, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Maximum HP: +50, Last Available: "2006-06"
1618	red ice stein	0		Last Available: "2006-06"
1619	munchies pill	0		Last Available: "2006-06"
1620	spinning homeopathic healing powder	0		Last Available: "2006-06"
1621	astral badger	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-06"
1622	dry astral mushroom	0		Effect: "Smokin'", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2006-06"
1623	shaking badger badge	0		Last Available: "2006-06"
1624	anodized energized blue-frosted astral cupcake	0		Effect: "Burning Ears", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2006-06"
1625	magnetized altered blinking fuchsia green-frosted astral cupcake	0		Effect: "Fudge Headache", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2006-06"
1626	alkaline pulsating olive orange-frosted astral cupcake	0		Effect: "Pork Power", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2006-06"
1627	ionized magnetized blinking purple-frosted astral cupcake	0		Effect: "Cold Jellied", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2006-06"
1628	diffused tumbling pink-frosted astral cupcake	0		Effect: "Twinklebritches", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2006-06"
1629	Samson's raspberry beret	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, 2xLep, cap 12"
1630	foul-smelling pixel shield	0		Stench Damage: +10
1631	huge beer cartilage	0		
1632	Spanish fly trap	0		
1633	twirling Spanish fly	0		
1634	watered-down artisanal spinning around the world	2	EPIC	
1635	tumbling scrumdiddlyumptious solution	0		
1636	Toddler-sized Dragon Costume	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Item Drop: +5, Softcore Only
1637	vacuum-sealed energized lotion of hotness	0		Effect: "What's That Smell?", Effect Duration: 68
1638	colloidal double-corrupted jittery lotion of coldness	0		Effect: "Grumpy and Ornery", Effect Duration: 53
1639	liquefied Vulcanized upside-down purple lotion of spookiness	0		Effect: "Wings of the Grasshopper", Effect Duration: 69
1640	vacuum-sealed lotion of stench	0		Effect: "Aloysius' Antiphon of Aptitude", Effect Duration: 48
1641	dry enhanced blinking lotion of sleaziness	0		Effect: "Prideful Strut", Effect Duration: 54
1642	acceptable Grimacite Bock	3	good	Last Available: "2008-11"
1643	adequate big wedge of gray cheese	5	good	Last Available: "2008-11"
1644	hot and sauce	0		
1645	and sauce	0		
1646	twirling and sauce	0		
1647	stench and sauce	0		
1648	sleazy and sauce	0		
1649	brick	0		Free Pull
1650	blurry milk of magnesium	0		
1651	decent yellow foie gras	4	good	
1652	dry frozen candy brain	0		Effect: "Alpine Mintiness", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2020-09"
1653	teal resourceful rock-hard occult jewel-eyed wizard hat	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Damage Reduction: 5, Maximum MP: +50, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Magic Missile", Familiar Effect: "atk, 5xVolley, 5xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2006-07"
1654	quilted wad of Crovacite of the sweet-tooth	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Candy Drop: +100
1655	coward's curative collar	0		Monster Level: -20, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
1656	tumbling White Citadel Satisfaction Satchel	0		
1657	onion shurikens	0		
1658	Cherry Cloaca Cola	0		
1659	Diet Cloaca Cola	0		
1660	Regular Cloaca Cola	0		
1661	squat medical-grade Radio KoL Keychain	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
1662	Radio KoL Antenna Ball of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20
1663	greedy Radio KoL Flashlight	0		Meat Drop: +20
1664	Radio KoL Maracas of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25
1665	energetic Radio KoL Bottle Opener	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20
1666	bouncing veiny Radio KoL Patch	0		Maximum HP: +10
1667	friendly Cat-Herding Prod	0		Familiar Weight: +3
1668	green quilted star boomerang	0		Damage Absorption: +40
1669	chaotic star stiletto	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10
1670	tumbling fraudwort	0		
1671	mirror shaking spinning shysterweed	0		
1672	tumbling swindleblossom	0		
1673	huge foul-smelling manspreader's grave robbing shovel	0		Monster Level: +10, Stench Damage: +10
1674	cool superhero mask	0		Moxie: +5, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, 1xFairy, cap 2"
1675	mirror purple bouncing ore	0		
1676	skewed styrofoam ore	0		
1677	bubblewrap ore	0		
1678	pet rock "Groucho" disguise	0		Familiar Weight: +11, Equips On: "Pet Rock | Toothsome Rock | Bulky Buddy Box | Holiday Log", Last Available: "2011-12"
1679	flame-retardant Rosewater's sword	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Hot Resistance: +1
1680	Oprah's staff of the businessman	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Meat Drop: +50
1681	bouncing frosty banded bubblewrap sword	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Cold Spell Damage: +10
1682	therapeutic healthy bubblewrap staff	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
1683	Usain Bolt's fortified bubblewrap crossbow	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Initiative: +80
1684	asbestos-lined styrofoam sword of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Hot Resistance: +5
1685	red gravedigger's smooth styrofoam staff	0		Moxie: +15, Spooky Damage: +10
1686	upside-down spinning forbidden styrofoam crossbow of extreme caution	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Monster Level: -25
1687	blinking Platinum Yendorian Express Card	0		
1688	spinning hardened stiffened crossbow	0		Damage Reduction: 4
1689	Jim Carey's ribbon	0		Monster Level: +25, Last Available: "2006-07"
1690	tumbling mansplainer's thinker's discarded bottlecap	0		Mysticality: +10, Monster Level: +15, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 38"
1691	sharpshooter's educational discarded torn-up glove	0		Experience: +1, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 0.5xPotato, cap 38"
1692	wet galvanized salamander slurry	0		Effect: "Afternoon Insight", Effect Duration: 34
1693	vacuum-sealed eyedrops of newt	0		Effect: "Human-Horror Hybrid", Effect Duration: 12
1694	improved Frogade	0		Effect: "Graham Crackling", Effect Duration: 44
1695	moist pressed yellow papotion of papower	0		Effect: "Fruited", Effect Duration: 51
1696	super-sized decent royal jelly taco	5	good	
1697	spoiled snack-sized tofu taco	2	crappy	
1698	normal special blinking teal jumping bean taco	4	good	Effect: "Slimy Flavor", Effect Duration: 20
1699	snack-sized moldy catgut taco	2	crappy	
1700	half-sized adequate upside-down goat cheese taco	2	good	
1701	adequate teal skewed pr0n taco	3	good	
1702	quantum alphabet gum	0		Effect: "Stickler for Promptness", Effect Duration: 65
1703	Comma Chameleon egg	0		Free Pull
1704	huge cyan shingle	0		
1705	flaregun	0		
1706	nasty manspreader's sword of Flo-Jo	0		Monster Level: +10, Stench Damage: +5, Initiative: +100
1707	reassuring cool brainy flypaper staff	0		Mysticality: +5, Moxie: +5, Spooky Resistance: +1
1708	toasty boxer's grease gun of the bloodbag	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Maximum HP: +100, Hot Damage: +5
1709	wool stanky Samson's sword of static	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +1
1710	pulsating zippy frightening resourceful wiffle-flail	0		Maximum MP: +50, Spooky Damage: +5, Initiative: +20
1711	rock-hard dance instructor's bubble bauble bow of the overflowing toilet	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Damage Reduction: 5, Stench Spell Damage: +50
1712	crafty extremely unsafe wizardly Frost™ brand sword	0		Mysticality: +25, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Maximum MP: +10
1713	ghostly asbestos-lined greasy squeaky staff	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +5
1714	shaking Oprah's hale can cannon of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: 120, Maximum MP Percent: +50
1715	brawny starchy sword	0		Muscle Percent: +20
1716	censurious starchy staff	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3
1717	yellow rosy-cheeked starchy crossbow	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30
1718	purple huge frosty beefcake's pestoblade	0		Muscle: +25, Cold Spell Damage: +10
1719	skewed asbestos-lined brainy poutine pole	0		Mysticality: +5, Hot Resistance: +5
1720	double-paned dog trainer's curdflinger	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Cold Resistance: +5
1721	inspector's dance instructor's muculent machete	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Item Drop: +15
1722	upside-down rosy-cheeked Samson's glistening staff	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Maximum HP Percent: +30
1723	extremely unsafe personal trainer's repeating crossbow	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +100
1725	bigger stick	0		
1726	sinewy crossbow string	0		
1727	sturdy sword hilt	0		
1728	supercharged dense meat sword	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30
1729	dense meat staff of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20
1730	purple jittery foul-smelling dense meat crossbow	0		Stench Damage: +10
1731	educational beefy Spirit Precipice of the early riser	0		Muscle: +10, Experience: +1, Adventures: +7
1732	pulsating steel-toed forbidden smoldering staff of the brazier	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Damage Reduction: 9, Hot Spell Damage: +25
1733	ghostly careful veiny hot cross bow of the early riser	0		Maximum HP: +10, Monster Level: -10, Adventures: +7
1734	blurry grievous sword behind inappropriate prepositions of bravery	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Spooky Resistance: +5, Alters Page Text
1735	pulsating fuchsia stanky meatspout staff of dire peril of the sweet-tooth	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Candy Drop: +100
1736	skewed stanky boxer's strapping carob cannon	0		Muscle: +5, Muscle Percent: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +25
1737	horrifying therapeutic shuddersword of the early riser	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Adventures: +7, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
1738	ghostly double-paned Jack Frost's Herculean hairy staff	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Cold Resistance: +5
1739	thinker's projectile icemaker of the dark arts of chilblains	0		Mysticality: +10, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Cold Damage: +25
1740	huge stiffened Samson's buffalo blade of Gandalf	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Damage Reduction: 1, Spell Critical Percent: +20
1741	ribald hale cheesestick	0		Maximum HP: +20, Sleaze Damage: +10
1742	clever potato pistol of horror	0		Maximum MP: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +25
1743	savory sword of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3
1744	pulsating occult savory staff	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25
1745	occult savory crossbow	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25
1746	Socratic smooth Super Magic Power Sword X of the detective	0		Moxie: +15, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Item Drop: +20
1747	mirror fireproof scorching soylent staff	0		Hot Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +3
1748	slick goulauncher of the cougar	0		Moxie: 30
1749	defective skull	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
1750	sharpshooter's Gnollish pie server	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10
1751	strapping Gnollish slotted spoon	0		Muscle: +5
1752	Knob Goblin spatula of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25
1753	Da Vinci's jack flapper	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5
1754	twirling arcane researcher's filthy pestle	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10
1755	savvy Knob Goblin melon baller	0		Mysticality Percent: +20
1756	huge spoon of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7
1757	tumbling personal trainer's pizza cutter	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10
1758	upside-down upside-down mansplainer's star spatula	0		Monster Level: +15
1759	Usain Bolt's mansplainer's foon of fulmination	0		Monster Level: +15, Initiative: +80
1760	squat gravedigger's lion tamer's foon of frigidity	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Spooky Damage: +10
1761	Jeselnik's hardened foon of foulness	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Sleaze Damage: +25
1762	zippy sinister foon of fearfulness	0		Spell Damage: +10, Initiative: +20
1763	prompt manspreader's foon of fleshiness	0		Monster Level: +10, Adventures: +3
1764	Spookyraven library key	0		
1765	Spookyraven gallery key	0		
1766	blurry wobbly Spookyraven ballroom key	0		
1767	pulsating pack of chewing gum	0		
1768	bouncing Gnomish toolbox	0		
1769	diet bland bouncing fricasseed brains	1	decent	
1770	huge stale narrow spinning brains casserole	10	decent	
1771	butcherknife of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100
1772	rock-hard corn holder	0		Damage Reduction: 5
1773	fireproof eggbeater	0		Hot Resistance: +3
1774	drinkable weak bottle of popskull	2	good	
1775	bouncing lime green dishrag of the ox	0		Muscle: +20
1776	normal miniature stale baguette	2	good	
1777	leftovers of indeterminate origin	0		
1778	adequate gigantic blue dinner	10	good	
1779	katana of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Synergetic
1780	tumbling yellow smelly ram stick	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10
1781	upside-down smelly enchantlers	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xLep, cap 28"
1782	blinking auspicious padded ram-battering staff	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Item Drop: +10
1783	adequate crazy Turkish delight	4	good	
1784	gray Snow Queen Crown of the scaredy-cat of Flo-Jo	0		Monster Level: -15, Initiative: +100, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xGhuol, cap 28"
1785	blurry green aromatic asbestos-lined nippy ga-ga radio	0		Cold Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +5, Stench Resistance: +1
1786	six pack of Mountain Stream	0		
1787	deionized blurry bag of Cheat-Os	0		Effect: "Bark of the Dog", Effect Duration: 57
1788	gray unrefined Mountain Stream syrup	0		
1789	mirror Mob Penguin	0		
1790	distilled aged Ram's Face Lager	5	awesome	
1791	ram horns	0		
1792	MacGyver's baleful brainy Travoltan trousers	0		Mysticality: +5, Spell Damage: +25, Maximum MP: +100, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 2xLep, 1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2006-09", Moxie May Control MP
1793	pool cue of the cougar of the detective	0		Moxie: +20, Item Drop: +20
1794	enhanced handful of hand chalk	0		Effect: "Violent Night", Effect Duration: 46
1795	yellow smartaleck's Counterclockwise Watch	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Single Equip, Nonstackable Watch
1796	bone collar	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1797	misshapen animal skeleton	0		
1798	huge huge pile of animal bones	0		
1799	animal skull	0		
1800	animal cranium	0		
1801	animal jawbone	0		
1802	first cervical vertebra	0		
1803	second cervical vertebra	0		
1804	third cervical vertebra	0		
1805	fourth cervical vertebra	0		
1806	fifth cervical vertebra	0		
1807	sixth cervical vertebra	0		
1808	seventh cervical vertebra	0		
1809	pulsating first thoracic vertebra	0		
1810	narrow cyan bouncing second thoracic vertebra	0		
1811	pulsating third thoracic vertebra	0		
1812	lime green mirror pulsating fourth thoracic vertebra	0		
1813	narrow fifth thoracic vertebra	0		
1814	sixth thoracic vertebra	0		
1815	seventh thoracic vertebra	0		
1816	cyan eighth thoracic vertebra	0		
1817	ninth thoracic vertebra	0		
1818	tenth thoracic vertebra	0		
1819	eleventh thoracic vertebra	0		
1820	wobbly twelfth thoracic vertebra	0		
1821	first lumbar vertebra	0		
1822	spinning narrow second lumbar vertebra	0		
1823	third lumbar vertebra	0		
1824	bouncing fourth lumbar vertebra	0		
1825	fifth lumbar vertebra	0		
1826	sixth lumbar vertebra	0		
1827	maroon seventh lumbar vertebra	0		
1828	sacral vertebrae	0		
1829	first caudal vertebra	0		
1830	second caudal vertebra	0		
1831	upside-down third caudal vertebra	0		
1832	fourth caudal vertebra	0		
1833	fifth caudal vertebra	0		
1834	sixth caudal vertebra	0		
1835	seventh caudal vertebra	0		
1836	spinning eighth caudal vertebra	0		
1837	skewed ninth caudal vertebra	0		
1838	tenth caudal vertebra	0		
1839	blurry left first rib	0		
1840	left second rib	0		
1841	left third rib	0		
1842	spinning left fourth rib	0		
1843	left fifth rib	0		
1844	left sixth rib	0		
1845	left seventh rib	0		
1846	purple left eighth rib	0		
1847	left ninth rib	0		
1848	red left tenth rib	0		
1849	gray narrow left eleventh rib	0		
1850	left twelfth rib	0		
1851	right first rib	0		
1852	right second rib	0		
1853	tumbling right third rib	0		
1854	wobbly right fourth rib	0		
1855	right fifth rib	0		
1856	right sixth rib	0		
1857	right seventh rib	0		
1858	ghostly right eighth rib	0		
1859	right ninth rib	0		
1860	narrow right tenth rib	0		
1861	right eleventh rib	0		
1862	right twelfth rib	0		
1863	animal pelvis	0		
1864	left scapula	0		
1865	right scapula	0		
1866	left clavicle	0		
1867	skewed narrow right clavicle	0		
1868	left humerus	0		
1869	jittery fuchsia right humerus	0		
1870	tumbling left radius	0		
1871	squat right radius	0		
1872	left ulna	0		
1873	squat right ulna	0		
1874	left femur	0		
1875	pulsating bouncing right femur	0		
1876	jittery left tibia	0		
1877	blinking right tibia	0		
1878	purple left fibula	0		
1879	right fibula	0		
1880	green left kneecap	0		
1881	right kneecap	0		
1882	left first front claw	0		
1883	wobbly left second front claw	0		
1884	ghostly left third front claw	0		
1885	left fourth front claw	0		
1886	red right first front claw	0		
1887	right second front claw	0		
1888	right third front claw	0		
1889	right fourth front claw	0		
1890	left thumb	0		
1891	tumbling gray right thumb	0		
1892	huge left first rear claw	0		
1893	left second rear claw	0		
1894	bouncing left third rear claw	0		
1895	olive wobbly left fourth rear claw	0		
1896	blurry right first rear claw	0		
1897	bouncing right second rear claw	0		
1898	cyan right third rear claw	0		
1899	maroon right fourth rear claw	0		
1900	slick 1-ball	0		Moxie: +10
1901	double-paned grievous 2-ball	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Cold Resistance: +5
1902	ruddy grievous 3-ball	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Maximum HP Percent: +40
1903	flame-retardant dog trainer's 4-ball	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Hot Resistance: +1
1904	blinking crafty 5-ball of doom	0		Maximum MP: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +50
1905	shaking friendly mansplainer's 6-ball	0		Monster Level: +15, Familiar Weight: +3
1906	fireproof 7-ball	0		Hot Resistance: +3
1907	8-ball	0		
1910	foul-smelling flame-wreathed friendly clockwork sword	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Stench Damage: +10
1911	shaking clever hardened clockwork staff of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Damage Reduction: 3, Maximum MP: +20
1912	up-at-dawn Oprah's weightlifter's clockwork crossbow	0		Muscle: +15, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Adventures: +5
1913	clockwork handle	0		
1914	clockwork rod	0		
1915	clockwork shank	0		
1916	teal Lord Spookyraven's spectacles	0		
1917	wallet	0		
1918	coin purse	0		
1919	English to A. F. U. E. Dictionary	0		
1920	shaking bizarre illegible sheet music	0		
1921	MacGyver's wakizashi	0		Maximum MP: +100, Synergetic
1922	gob of wet hair	0		
1923	roll of toilet paper	0		Free Pull
1924	tattered wolf standard	0		
1925	tattered snake standard	0		
1926	green pulsating KoL Con 3-D Glasses	0		Familiar Effect: "8xLep, 1xFairy, cap 2"
1927	bouncing scary death orb	0		
1928	tuning fork	0		
1929	razor-sharp greaves	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Breakable, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr"
1930	hardened helmet of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Damage Reduction: 3, Breakable, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato, 0.5xFairy"
1931	Jack Frost's spear of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Breakable
1932	twirling Jack Frost's shield	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Breakable
1933	pitchfork of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5
1934	broken sword of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40
1935	friendly snarling wolf shield	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Synergetic
1936	slick lupine sword	0		Moxie: +10, Synergetic
1937	stanky snake shield	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Synergetic
1938	shaking horrifying serpentine sword	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Synergetic
1939	huge grouchy restless spirit	0		
1940	brawny 9-ball of the overflowing toilet of the businessman	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Meat Drop: +50
1941	blurry mirror friendly smartaleck's seal pendant	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Familiar Weight: +3, Class: "Seal Clubber", Single Equip
1942	rosewater-soaked dog trainer's turtle brooch	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Stench Resistance: +3, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Single Equip
1943	upside-down bouncing Annie Oakley's noodle ring of horror	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Class: "Pastamancer", Single Equip
1944	prompt greedy saucepan earring	0		Meat Drop: +20, Adventures: +3, Class: "Sauceror", Single Equip
1945	grievous disco ball pendant of Flo-Jo	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Initiative: +100, Class: "Disco Bandit", Single Equip
1946	ruddy weightlifter's accordion pin	0		Muscle: +15, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Class: "Accordion Thief", Single Equip
1947	asbestos-lined Da Vinci's worn tophat	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Hot Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xLep, cap 31"
1948	skewed studded wicked tap shoes	0		Spell Damage: +5, Damage Absorption: +80, Single Equip
1949	normal big Manetwich	5	good	
1950	bottle of Vangoghbitussin	0		
1951	perfectly mixed huge bottle of Pinot Renoir	3	EPIC	
1952	spoiled desiccated apricot	4	crappy	
1953	hand-crafted twirling flute of flat champagne	3	EPIC	
1954	spoiled tiny dehydrated caviar	1	crappy	
1955	styrofoam peanuts	0		
1956	acceptable snifter of thoroughly aged brandy	3	good	
1957	quill pen	0		
1958	inkwell	0		
1959	tattered scrap of paper	0		
1960	huge scroll of forbidden unspeakable evil	0		
1961	blue can of Binarrrca	0		Free Pull, Effect: "Talking Like a Pirate", Effect Duration: 50
1962	ionized upside-down Bit O' Ectoplasm	0		Effect: "Fortunate Resolve", Effect Duration: 24
1963	tumbling dance card	0		
1964	pulsating padded opera mask	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xBarrr, cap 2"
1965	bottle of Monsieur Bubble	0		
1966	yellow huge Amulet of Yendor of Calamity Jane of the empath	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Familiar Weight: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-12"
1967	jitterbug larva	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2007-10"
1968	bottle of perfume	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1969	bouncing spoon!	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1970	olive nervous tick egg	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2007-10"
1971	plastic pumpkin bucket	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Item Drop: +13, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2006-10", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.35
1972	pulsating jittery forbidden shrimp fork of the blizzard	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Cold Spell Damage: +25
1973	pulsating half of a memo	0		
1974	narrow cocoabo	0		
1975	baby gravy fairy	0		
1976	teal gravy fairy	0		
1977	spinning gravy fairy	0		
1978	gravy fairy	0		
1979	gravy fairy	0		
1980	sleazy gravy fairy	0		
1981	wobbly astral badger	0		
1982	MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech	0		
1983	hand turkey	0		
1984	snowy owl	0		
1985	tumbling scary death orb	0		
1986	mind flayer	0		
1987	undead elbow macaroni	0		
1988	tumbling fuchsia angry cow	0		
1989	Cheshire bitten	0		
1990	yo-yo	0		
1991	rubber WWJD? bracelet	0		
1992	rubber WWBD? bracelet	0		
1993	rubber WWSPD? bracelet	0		
1994	rubber WWtNSD? bracelet	0		
1995	wobbly heart necklace	0		Free Pull
1996	yellow right half of a heart necklace	0		
1997	spinning mirror left half of a heart necklace	0		
1998	yellow blinking narrow pack of KWE trading card	0		
1999	stick of "gum"	0		
2000	shaking shaking Das Überkühlraum trading card	0		
2001	huge Vaso De Agua trading card	0		
2002	The Grand Poo-Bah trading card	0		
2003	Thorny Toad trading card	0		
2004	Chori Zo trading card	0		
2005	Morbidda trading card	0		
2006	Poison Oak trading card	0		
2007	huge tumbling Princess Rutabaga trading card	0		
2008	spinning Roo trading card	0		
2009	Woldo trading card	0		
2010	spinning The Snake trading card	0		
2011	spinning Nayztameetjoo trading card	0		
2012	jittery Arrrmetia trading card	0		
2013	purple Serenity trading card	0		
2014	Inndya trading card	0		
2015	Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card	0		
2016	fuchsia shaking diamond necklace	0		
2017	spade necklace	0		
2018	mirror club necklace	0		
2019	cream pie	0		Free Pull
2020	adequate cherry pie	4	good	
2021	rotten enchanted cyan strawberry pie	3	crappy	Effect: "The Dinsey Spirit", Effect Duration: 5
2022	jumbo moldy lemon meringue pie	5	crappy	
2023	special Genalen™ Bottle	1	decent	Effect: "Thickest, Sickest", Effect Duration: 30
2024	bland mixed wildflower greens	3	decent	
2025	rotten handful of walnuts	4	crappy	
2026	super-sized moldy nutty organic salad	5	crappy	
2027	half-sized spoiled super salad	2	crappy	
2028	delicious tofu wonton	3	awesome	
2029	hippy protest button	0		Single Equip, Thorns: 1
2030	mirror cyan stylish beefy Lockenstock™ sandals	0		Muscle: +10, Moxie: +25, Single Equip
2031	didgeridooka of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20
2032	auspicious brawny bullet-proof corduroys	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Item Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xBarrr, cap 42"
2033	wobbly blurry frightening round sunglasses	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Single Equip
2034	wicker shield of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5
2035	wobbly blinking Marquis de Poivre soda	0		
2036	cold-filtered olive radium-flavored potato chips	0		Effect: "Mad at Science", Effect Duration: 52
2037	diffused anodized spinning wintergreen-flavored potato chips	0		Effect: "Tingling Feeling", Effect Duration: 18
2038	flattened enhanced ennui-flavored potato chips	0		Effect: "Berry Critical", Effect Duration: 24
2039	x-ray specs	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2040	patchouli oil bomb	0		
2041	ferret bait	0		
2042	ghostly spinning exploding hacky-sack	0		
2043	hemp net	0		
2044	spinning your father's MacGuffin diary	0		
2045	yummy brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings	4	awesome	
2046	bland snack-sized frat brats	2	decent	
2047	flavorless immense knob ka-bobs	8	decent	
2049	artisanal mirror wobbly can of Swiller	3	EPIC	
2050	broken wings	0		
2051	squat sunken eyes	0		
2052	reassembled blackbird	0		
2053	bust of Pallas	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2054	market map	0		
2055	snake skin	0		
2056	triple-improved bouncing skewed adder bladder	0		Effect: "Warm Belly", Effect Duration: 47
2057	pension check	0		
2058	picnic basket	0		
2059	galvanized ionized moist upside-down teal narrow Black No. 2	0		Effect: "Browbeaten", Effect Duration: 58
2060	fuchsia narrow pulsating knitted greasy sword	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +3
2061	green mansplainer's helmet	0		Monster Level: +15, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 40"
2062	blurry wholesome shield of courage	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Spooky Resistance: +3
2063	moldy half-sized narrow blackberry	2	crappy	
2064	upside-down forged identification documents	0		
2065	PADL Phone	0		
2066	baleful Da Vinci's kick-ass kicks	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
2067	wobbly sake bomb	0		
2068	tequila grenade	0		
2069	censurious beer helmet	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "0.5xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 42"
2070	executive Herculean distressed denim pants	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Meat Drop: +40, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xPotato, cap 42"
2071	blue dog trainer's perforated battle paddle	0		Experience (familiar): +1
2072	spinning thinker's flashing novelty button of the glutton	0		Mysticality: +10, Food Drop: +100
2073	inspector's glowstick of the boozehound	0		Item Drop: +15, Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2006-10", Raveosity: +1
2074	twirling electrified anniversary chutney sculpture	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
2075	spandex anniversary shorts of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "5xVolley, 10xLep, cap 2"
2076	jar of anniversary jam of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20
2077	tumbling blinking frosty bucket of anniversary lard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10
2078	chilly anniversary concrete fedora	0		Cold Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "5xVolley, 5xLep, cap 2"
2079	makeshift turban of James Dean of Flo-Jo	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Initiative: +100, Blind, Familiar Effect: "1.5xBarrr, 1xLep, cap 25"
2080	shaking makeshift cape of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20
2081	studded makeshift skirt	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 25"
2082	toothbrush	0		
2083	makeshift crane	0		
2084	lime green mirror can of starch	0		
2085	twisted bottle of ultravitamins	1		
2086	altered huge bottle of cough syrup	1		Effect: "Tiki Thoughtfulness", Effect Duration: 25
2087	distilled fuchsia skewed tube of hair oil	1		
2088	unsweetened Daffy Taffy	0		Effect: "Armor-Plated", Effect Duration: 14
2089	Crimboween memo	0		Last Available: "2006-10"
2090	cyan Tesla electrified educational sage pilgrim shield of temperance	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Experience: +1, Sleaze Resistance: +5, MP Regen Min: 10, MP Regen Max: 15, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2006-11"
2091	bath salts	0		
2092	hand mirror	0		
2093	aromatic hors d'oeuvre tray	0		Stench Resistance: +1
2094	bland super-sized special ballroom blintz	5	decent	Effect: "Think Win-Lose", Effect Duration: 10
2095	towel	0		
2096	altered guy made of bee pollen	1		Effect: "Aspect of the Twinklefairy", Effect Duration: 20
2097	stanky 17-ball	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25
2098	cyan filthy lucre	0		
2099	hobo gristle	0		
2100	blinking shredded can label	0		
2101	tumbling bloodstained briquette	0		
2102	greasy dreadlock	0		
2103	red narrow vial of pirate sweat	0		
2104	empty aftershave bottle	0		
2105	huge coal button	0		
2106	pulsating burned-out arcanodiode	0		
2107	non-Euclidean hoof	0		
2108	jittery rock	0		
2109	stringy sinew	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2110	stick	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2111	twirling tooth	0		
2112	purple leaf	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2113	wheel of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Last Available: "2006-12"
2114	gray yo	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2115	grievous prehistoric spear	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2006-12"
2116	stick-on-a-string	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2117	ghostly family-friendly fortified fire	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xVolley, cap 2", Last Available: "2023-09"
2118	leaf tube	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2119	narrow lit cigar	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2120	prompt Grateful Undead T-shirt	0		Adventures: +3
2121	teal chaotic ASCII shirt	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10
2122	arcane researcher's cool safety vest	0		Moxie: +5, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10
2123	blurry rock-hard eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest	0		Damage Reduction: 5
2125	friendly Ye Olde Navy Fleece	0		Familiar Weight: +3
2126	Fonzie's Newton's bronze breastplate	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Experience (Moxie): +1
2127	Usain Bolt's wizardly hat hacker T-shirt	0		Mysticality: +25, Initiative: +80
2128	shaking blurry vampire collar	0		Single Equip
2129	mirror possessed top	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
2130	blue quilted killer rag doll	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Last Available: "2006-12"
2131	tree-eating kite	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2132	wicked incredibly marionette	0		Spell Damage: +5, Last Available: "2006-12"
2133	upside-down dress ball	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
2134	skewed deadly mad scientist's sock monkey	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Last Available: "2006-12"
2135	alien blob	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2136	Van der Graaf vampire duck-on-a-string of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2006-12"
2137	thinker's toy crazy train	0		Mysticality: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2006-12"
2138	razor-tipped yo-yo	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
2139	toy mercenary	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2140	blurry length of string	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2141	upside-down toy wheel	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2142	block	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2143	felt	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2144	evil googly eye	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2145	blurry stuffing	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2146	evil teddy bear	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2147	evil teddy bear sewing kit	0		
2148	bouncing toothsome rock	0		
2149	moldy tiny squat frank	1	crappy	Last Available: "2011-12"
2150	miniature spoiled teal plate of franks and beans	2	crappy	Last Available: "2011-12"
2151	smooth weak gray shot of blackberry schnapps	2	awesome	
2152	spinning capacitor relay	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2153	carbon nanotube frame	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2154	upside-down ion grid	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2155	twirling Feynman gate	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2156	logic synthesizer	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2157	high-resistance ultrapolymer plating	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2158	squat servomechanical torsion facilitator	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2159	squat quantum polarity inducer	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2160	bi-lateral logic compressor	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2161	computronic processing unit	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2162	reverse-oscillating klystron	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2163	sub-molecular interocitor	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2164	recursive spline reticulator	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2165	atomic vector plotter	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2166	ion-pulse modulation stabilizer	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2167	hyperbolic plasma focuser	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2168	wool strapping toy ray gun	0		Muscle: +5, Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2006-12"
2169	pulsating toy space helmet of the overflowing toilet of the cheetah	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Initiative: +60, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 43", Last Available: "2006-12"
2170	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2006-12", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.3
2171	purple chilly astronaut pants of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: 30, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1.5xPotato, cap 43", Last Available: "2006-12"
2172	brainy toy jet pack	0		Mysticality: +5, Last Available: "2006-12"
2173	triangular stone	0		
2174	mossy stone sphere	0		
2175	smooth stone sphere	0		
2176	cracked stone sphere	0		
2177	rough stone sphere	0		
2178	electrified obsidian dagger	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
2179	purple archaeologist's notebook	0		
2180	pulsating blue amulet	0		
2181	chocolate lump	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2182	Harold's hammer head	0		
2183	green Harold's hammer handle	0		
2184	shaking Harold's hammer	0		
2185	narrow Kiss the Knob apron of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40
2186	unlit birthday cake	0		
2187	lit birthday cake	0		
2188	maroon flask of peppermint oil	1	good	Last Available: "2006-12"
2189	irresponsibly strong tolerable flask of peppermint schnapps	9	good	Last Available: "2006-12"
2190	yuletide troll chrysalis	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-12"
2191	book of carols	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2192	bouncing sheet music	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2193	flavorless tumbling candy stake	3	decent	Last Available: "2006-12"
2194	fancy mediocre eggnog	3	decent	Effect: "Eye of the Lihc", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2006-12"
2195	moldy teal unspeakable fruitcake	4	crappy	Last Available: "2006-12"
2196	flavorless gingerbread horror	3	decent	Last Available: "2006-12"
2197	irradiated but probably evil chocolate	0		Effect: "Hippy Flavor", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2006-12"
2198	massive stale bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	6	decent	Effect: "Bells in the Batfry", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2023-06"
2199	tasty pulsating skull-shaped Crimboween cookie	3	awesome	Effect: "Carol of the Bones", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-06"
2200	spoiled tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie	4	crappy	Effect: "Crimbo Epiphany", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-06"
2201	grievous plastic gift-wrapping vampire	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2006-12"
2202	plastic yuletide troll of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2006-12"
2203	upside-down ghostly plastic skeletal reindeer of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2006-12"
2204	mansplainer's plastic Crimboween pentagram	0		Monster Level: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2006-12"
2205	plastic Scream Queen of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2006-12"
2206	yellow time sleigh	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-12"
2207	stiffened Crimbo tiki necklace	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Last Available: "2006-12"
2208	bobble-hip hula elf doll of incineration of the sweet-tooth	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2006-12"
2209	lime green electrified Crimbo ukulele	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2006-12"
2210	Tiki lighter of the blizzard of incineration	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2006-12", Stat Tuning: "Moxie"
2211	prompt educational deck of tropical cards	0		Experience: +1, Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2006-12", Stat Tuning: "Mysticality"
2212	spinning family-friendly tropical paperweight of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2006-12", Stat Tuning: "Muscle"
2213	tropical Crimbo pressie	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2214	tropical wrapping paper	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2215	Tropical Crimbo Hat of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, 1.5xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2006-12"
2216	shaking scandalous Tropical Crimbo Shorts	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhoul", Last Available: "2006-12"
2217	snack-sized stale squat super ka-bob	2	decent	
2218	normal immense enchanted beer basted brat	6	good	Effect: "Devil Inside", Effect Duration: 50
2219	pulsating nippy Tropical Crimbo Sword	0		Cold Damage: +10, Last Available: "2006-12"
2220	vacuum-sealed alkaline and Crimboween candy	0		Effect: "Barbecue Saucy", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2020-09"
2221	skewed Great Ball of Frozen Fire	0		Last Available: "2007-01"
2222	skewed red censurious savvy liar's pants	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cold atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2007-01"
2223	nasty energetic juggler's balls	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Stench Damage: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2007-01"
2224	blue frightening pink shirt	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2007-01"
2225	familiar doppelgänger	0		Monster Level: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2007-01"
2226	dog trainer's evil eyeball pendant of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Experience (familiar): +1, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2007-01"
2227	frozen non-altered blinking arse-a'fire elixir	0		Effect: "Stenchtastic", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2007-01"
2228	tarnished altered cosmic lemonade	0		Effect: "Covetous Robbery", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2007-01"
2229	modified corrupted fuchsia twirling toad horn	0		Effect: "Conspiratory Eyes", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2007-01"
2230	icicle katana	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2231	mote	0		
2232	blurry smudged alchemical recipe	0		
2233	dangerous bow tie	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Clowniness: 75
2234	blue calavera concertina of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Song Duration: 7
2235	twirling curative rosy-cheeked ratarang	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
2236	non-quantum turtle pheromones	0		Effect: "Cancer Rising", Effect Duration: 35
2237	yellow pygmy blowgun	0		
2238	grievous pygmy nose-bone	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Single Equip
2239	wool nasty bad voodoo mask	0		Stench Damage: +5, Cold Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xGhuol, cap 40"
2240	tumbling upside-down bottle of alcohol	0		
2241	narrow arcane researcher's pygmy spear	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10
2242	dry pressed twirling fuchsia pygmy pygment	0		Effect: "Action", Effect Duration: 36
2243	Tesla curative headhunter necktie	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip
2244	prompt stanky pointed stick	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Adventures: +3
2245	hale knobby helmet turtle	0		Maximum HP: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xFairy, cap 5"
2246	bouncing Oprah's knobby kneepads	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50
2247	shaking blurry ribald sewer turtle	0		Sleaze Damage: +10
2248	sizzling sinister sebaceous shield	0		Spell Damage: +10, Hot Damage: +10
2249	forbidden skeletortoise	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 2xFairy, cap 7"
2251	maroon box turtle of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2252	reassuring box turtle	0		Spooky Resistance: +1
2253	bottlecap turtle of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Item Drop: +5
2254	veiny supercool cool bubblewrap bottlecap turtleban	0		Moxie: +5, Moxie Percent: +20, Maximum HP: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 2xLep, cap 17"
2255	beefy furry turtle	0		Muscle: +10, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, 2xFairy, cap 11"
2256	hale furry earmuffs	0		Maximum HP: +20
2257	blinking hardened reinforced furry underpants of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Damage Reduction: 3
2258	"I Love Me, Vol. I"	0		
2259	photograph of God	0		
2260	huge hard rock candy	0		
2261	hard-boiled ostrich egg	0		
2262	bird rib	0		
2263	lion oil	0		
2264	rotten miniature bouncing stunt nuts	2	crappy	
2265	yummy twirling wet stew	3	awesome	
2266	wet stunt nut stew	0		
2267	Mega Gem	0		
2268	Staff of Fats of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15
2269	spoiled gray sausage wonton	3	crappy	
2270	Usain Bolt's censurious belt	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Initiative: +80, Single Equip
2271	tolerable practically non-alcoholic bottle of Merlot	1	good	
2272	lousy bottle of Port	4	decent	
2273	drinkable high-proof bottle of Pinot Noir	8	good	
2274	perfectly mixed bottle of Zinfandel	3	EPIC	
2275	tolerable weak spinning wobbly bottle of Marsala	2	good	
2276	smooth jittery bottle of Muscat	4	awesome	
2277	tumbling olive tumbling Fernswarthy's key	0		
2278	wobbly Fernswarthy's letter	0		
2279	book	0		
2280	Manual of Labor	0		
2281	Manual of Transmission	0		
2282	jittery Manual of Dexterity	0		
2283	squat electrified seal-skull helmet	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
2284	petrified noodles	0		
2285	chisel	0		
2286	teal Eye of Ed	0		
2287	Jim Carey's healthy glowstick	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Monster Level: +25, Last Available: "2007-01", Raveosity: +1
2288	encoder ring	0		Single Equip
2289	paperclip	0		
2290	red really house	0		
2291	Non-Essential Amulet	0		
2292	red wine vinaigrette	0		
2293	cup of strong herbal tea	0		
2294	Curiously Shiny Ancient Evil-Bashing Axe	0		
2295	marinated stakes	0		
2296	knob butter	0		
2297	vial of ectoplasm	0		
2298	boock of darck magicks	0		
2299	huge EZ-Play Harmonica Book	0		
2300	red fingerless hobo gloves	0		
2301	Chomsky's comic books	0		
2302	blinking worm-riding hooks	0		
2303	Libram of Candy Heart Summoning	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12", Skill: "Summon Candy Heart"
2304	polymerized galvanized ionized narrow candy heart	0		Effect: "Like a Fish to Walter", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2007-02"
2305	enhanced cold-filtered pink candy heart	0		Effect: "So Fresh and So Clean", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2007-02"
2306	electrified quantum quantum candy heart	0		Effect: "La Bamba", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2007-02"
2307	modified wet skewed candy heart	0		Effect: "Leash of Linguini", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2007-02"
2308	nitrogenated adjusted candy heart	0		Effect: "Stinky Weapon", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2007-02"
2309	electrified frozen candy heart	0		Effect: "Stench Jellied", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2007-02"
2310	pulsating candygram	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
2311	lime green ghostly pink candygram	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
2312	candygram	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
2313	shaking candygram	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
2314	candygram	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
2315	candygram	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
2316	fuchsia broken carburetor	0		
2317	tumbling bronze token	0		
2318	bomb	0		
2319	huge carved wheel	0		
2320	worm-riding manual page	0		
2321	worm-riding manual page 2	0		
2322	worm-riding manual pages 3-15	0		
2323	squat headpiece of the Staff of Ed	0		
2324	blue Staff of Ed, almost	0		
2325	Staff of Ed	0		
2326	ghostly stone rose	0		
2327	quadruple-modified lime green can of paint	0		Effect: "Pronounced Potency", Effect Duration: 13
2328	narrow drum machine	0		
2329	handful of confetti	0		
2330	chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses	0		
2331	jittery bouquet of circular saw blades	0		
2332	super-sized adequate fancy lime green huge Better Than Cuddling Cake	5	good	Effect: "Elemental Flavor", Effect Duration: 45
2333	ninja snowman	0		
2334	Holy MacGuffin	0		
2335	cyan rubber WWBBDD? bracelet	0		
2336	upside-down beefcake's pipe of dire peril	0		Muscle: +25, Weapon Damage: +20
2337	gravedigger's reinforced beaded headband	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "0.5xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 42"
2338	decent green pudding	4	good	Wiki Name: "black pudding (food)"
2339	hand-crafted practically non-alcoholic mirror Blackfly Chardonnay	1	EPIC	
2340	artisanal & tan	3	EPIC	
2341	pulsating pepper	0		
2342	toothsome forest cake	3	awesome	
2343	bland forest ham	3	decent	
2344	non-enhanced flattened irradiated green tumbling squat filthworm hatchling scent gland	0		Effect: "Tenacity of the Snapper", Effect Duration: 24
2345	cold-filtered mirror filthworm drone scent gland	0		Effect: "Boilermade", Effect Duration: 27
2346	altered triple-Vulcanized colloidal spinning filthworm royal guard scent gland	0		Effect: "There Is A Spoon", Effect Duration: 47
2347	heart of the filthworm queen	0		
2348	water pipe bomb	0		
2349	gas balloon	0		
2350	red beer bomb	0		
2351	superamplified boom box	0		
2352	wholesome fire poi of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Maximum HP Percent: +10
2353	bejeweled pledge pin of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Single Equip
2354	bouncing shaking communications windchimes	0		
2355	denatured energized tumbling henna face paint	0		Effect: "Nuts about Candy", Effect Duration: 31
2356	frozen activated tube of dread wax	0		Effect: "Moon-Eyed", Effect Duration: 64
2357	clever Gaia beads of Leguizamo	0		Maximum MP: +20, Monster Level: +20
2358	wobbly pink clay bead	0		
2359	ghostly squat clay bead	0		
2360	huge clay bead	0		
2361	blinking slick hippy medical kit of the brute	0		Moxie: +10, Muscle Percent: +30, Single Equip
2362	tumbling Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags of the pedagogue of the bloodbag	0		Experience: +3, Maximum HP: +100
2363	executive flame-retardant longhaired hippy wig	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Meat Drop: +40, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol"
2364	blinking bouncing Zim Merman's guitar of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20
2365	mirror wobbly Lo Pan's C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30
2366	peel hat of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley"
2367	bouncing carbonated soy milk	0		
2368	hale arcane researcher's flowing hippy skirt	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Maximum HP: +20, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xFairy, cap 45"
2369	skewed filthy poultice	0		
2370	natural fennel soda	0		
2371	smoke bomb	0		
2372	huge bunch of bananas	0		
2373	jumbo stale banana	5	decent	
2374	banana peel	0		
2375	toothsome massive banana cream pie	9	awesome	
2376	aged banana daiquiri	4	awesome	
2377	bad bungle in the jungle	4	decent	
2378	blurry banana spritzer	0		
2379	energized concentrated squat banana smoothie	0		Effect: "Meadulla Oblongota", Effect Duration: 63
2380	dandy lion cub	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2007-03"
2381	woolen cravat	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2007-03"
2382	class ring	0		
2383	huge class ring	0		
2384	narrow class ring	0		
2385	huge bottle opener belt buckle	0		Single Equip, Damage Aura: 1
2386	supercool brainy keg shield	0		Mysticality: +5, Moxie Percent: +20
2387	finger of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2388	rosy-cheeked war tongs of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +30
2389	Monstar energy beverage	0		
2390	wool asbestos apron	0		Cold Resistance: +1
2391	blinking frightening beaten-up Chucks	0		Spooky Damage: +5
2392	pulsating cyan natty ascot of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20
2393	maroon nippy shellacked wreath of laurels	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Cold Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "0.5xLep, 0.5xFairy"
2394	Annie Oakley's razor-sharp Danglin' Chad's loincloth	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 0.5xVolley"
2395	blurry tube sock of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Single Equip
2396	cyan chloroform rag	0		
2397	depantsing bomb	0		
2398	teal aromatic energy drink IV	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Single Equip
2399	shaking Van der Graaf Elmley shades of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip
2400	molotov cocktail cocktail	0		
2401	upside-down shaking Temple Grandin's beer bong of horror	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Spooky Spell Damage: +25
2402	gauze garter	0		
2403	skewed barrel of gunpowder	0		
2404	blurry jam band flyers	0		
2405	huge rock band flyers	0		
2406	cyan narrow Panda outfit	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Item Drop: +5
2407	pink bat eye	0		
2408	bouncing worthless piece of glass	0		
2409	mirror billy idol	0		
2410	green rag	0		
2411	lime green broken petri dish	0		
2412	pulsating sammich crust	0		
2413	triffid bark	0		
2414	lint	0		
2415	discarded pacifier	0		
2416	therapeutic bounty-hunting helmet	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "1.5xFairy, cap 25"
2417	mirror bounty-hunting rifle of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50
2418	bounty-hunting pants of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 2xFairy, cap 25"
2419	quadruple-ionized improved maroon bottle of rhinoceros hormones	0		Effect: "Well-Swabbed Ear", Effect Duration: 15
2420	altered enhanced teeny-tiny magic scroll	0		Effect: "Bored Stiff", Effect Duration: 45
2421	enhanced bottle of pirate juice	0		Effect: "Got Your Boots On", Effect Duration: 26
2422	dry wet twirling irradiated pet snacks	0		Effect: "Unusual Perspective", Effect Duration: 13
2423	warmed galvanized wobbly Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	0		Effect: "Cat Class, Cat Style", Effect Duration: 22
2424	Vulcanized cyclops eyedrops	0		Effect: "Become Superficially interested", Effect Duration: 51
2425	magnetized diffused upside-down red can of spinach	0		Effect: "It's Soporiffic!", Effect Duration: 20
2426	corrupted galvanized narrow fire flower	0		Effect: "Twinklebritches", Effect Duration: 39
2427	liquefied freezerburned ice cube	0		Effect: "Feelin' Philosophical", Effect Duration: 36
2428	denatured wet olive skewed fake blood	0		Effect: "Blessing of the Frozen Tortellini", Effect Duration: 17
2429	ionized spinning Eau de Guaneau	0		Effect: "Incensed", Effect Duration: 47
2430	super-dry magnetized bag of lard	0		Effect: "Okee-Dokee Computer", Effect Duration: 39
2431	galvanized colloidal bottle of Mystic Shell	0		Effect: "Litterboxing", Effect Duration: 20
2432	denatured tarnished SPF 451 lip balm	0		Effect: "Boon of the Storm Tortoise", Effect Duration: 11
2433	double-altered pickled bottle of antifreeze	0		Effect: "Speed of the Internet", Effect Duration: 46
2434	super-adjusted eyedrops	0		Effect: "Souper Vengeful", Effect Duration: 22
2435	enhanced polymerized Dogsgotnonoz pills	0		Effect: "Bread Burps", Effect Duration: 12
2436	adjusted diffused yellow donkey flipbook	0		Effect: "Updated", Effect Duration: 15
2437	blinking New Cloaca-Cola	0		
2438	scented massage oil	0		
2439	blinking poltergeist-in-the-jar-o	0		
2440	unnatural gas	0		
2441	Knob Goblin Encryption Key	0		
2442	red Cobb's Knob map	0		
2443	lime green scandalous stylish pink glowstick	0		Moxie: +25, Sleaze Damage: +5, Last Available: "2007-03", Raveosity: +1
2444	watered-down enchanted tolerable Supernova Champagne	2	good	Effect: "Human-Slime Hybrid", Effect Duration: 30
2445	Deactivated O. A. F.	0		Last Available: "2007-04"
2446	hardware upgrade	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2007-04"
2447	bad penguin egg	0		Free Pull
2448	gray tasteful bow tie	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2449	six-pack of New Cloaca-Cola	0		
2450	wobbly empty Cloaca-Cola bottle	0		
2451	Rosewater's goatskin umbrella	0		Mysticality Percent: +30
2452	huge strapping wool hat	0		Muscle: +5, Item Drop: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 43"
2453	Goodfella contract	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2454	skewed belt of Tarzan of Leguizamo	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Monster Level: +20, Single Equip
2455	pulsating bar whip of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25
2456	ghostly barskin buckler of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20
2457	huge whip of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5
2458	blinking forbidden barskin loincloth	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 4xVolley, cap 6"
2459	wobbly Sinatra's tighty whiteys	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 3xVolley, cap 10"
2460	twirling deadly yak toupee	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato, cap 25"
2462	upside-down odor extractor	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
2463	squat Manual of Transcendent Olfaction	0		Skill: "Transcendent Olfaction"
2464	normal bowl of Bounty-Os	3	good	
2465	fortified perfectly mixed Oreille Divisée brandy	5	EPIC	
2466	pompadour'd puppy	0		
2467	blinking suede shoes	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2468	callused fingerbone	0		
2469	wobbly bundle of receipts	0		
2470	cork	0		
2471	huge stardust	0		
2472	wilted lettuce	0		
2473	empty greasepaint tube	0		
2474	clown skin	0		
2475	spinning dance instructor's clown wig of chilblains	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Cold Damage: +25, Clowniness: 50, Familiar Effect: "chromatic atk, 1xPotato, cap 12"
2476	narrow prompt clownskin belt	0		Adventures: +3, Clowniness: 50
2477	red studded clownskin buckler	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Clowniness: 50
2478	Van der Graaf clown whip	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Clowniness: 50
2479	cyan demon skin	0		
2480	padded demon-horned hat	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xLep, cap 17"
2481	ghostly Socratic demon buckler	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1
2482	friendly beefy demon whip of the wise owl	0		Muscle: +10, Mysticality: +20, Familiar Weight: +3
2483	Newton's barskin cloak	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3
2484	snakeskin duster of the storm of Gandalf	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Spell Critical Percent: +20
2485	friendly beefcake's clownskin harness	0		Muscle: +25, Familiar Weight: +3, Clowniness: 50
2486	skewed rosewater-soaked stylish demonskin jacket	0		Moxie: +25, Stench Resistance: +3
2487	frosty hipposkin poncho	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10
2488	yak anorak of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3
2489	frightening tuxedo shirt	0		Spooky Damage: +5
2490	family-friendly dance instructor's gnauga hide vest	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Sleaze Resistance: +1
2491	shirt kit	0		
2492	tropical orchid	0		
2493	jittery stick of dynamite	0		
2494	ghostly tumbling chilly groovy Necrotelicomnicon	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Cold Damage: +5
2495	twirling dance instructor's wizardly Cookbook of the Damned	0		Mysticality: +25, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10
2496	forbidden Sinful Desires of the storm	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Maximum MP Percent: +40
2497	lime green molybdenum magnet	0		
2498	skewed molybdenum hammer	0		
2499	olive molybdenum screwdriver	0		
2500	molybdenum pliers	0		
2501	molybdenum crescent wrench	0		
2502	Really Expensive Jewelry and You	0		Skill: "Really Expensive Jewelrycrafting"
2503	blue extra-fancy ring setting	0		
2504	twirling precious piercing post	0		
2505	spinning necklace chain	0		
2506	bouncing beach glass bead	0		
2507	blurry clay peace-sign bead	0		
2508	tumbling ruddy beach glass necklace	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40
2509	pulsating peace-sign necklace of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15
2510	boxer's round sunglasses of the sewer	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Stench Damage: +25, Single Equip
2511	Frat Army FGF	0		
2512	Hippy Army MPE	0		
2513	blue upside-down rosy-cheeked slick spark plug earring	0		Moxie: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +30
2514	jittery bouncing fireproof horrifying woven baling wire bracelets	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +3
2515	reassuring Jim Carey's gearbox necklace	0		Monster Level: +25, Spooky Resistance: +1
2516	electrified sinister wrench bracelet	0		Spell Damage: +10, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
2517	energetic chain necklace of Leguizamo	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Monster Level: +20
2518	spinning sawblade shield of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100
2519	triple-distilled drinkable McMillicancuddy's Special Lager	7	good	
2520	lousy melted Jell-o shot	4	decent	
2521	perfectly mixed practically non-alcoholic cruelty-free wine	1	EPIC	
2522	bad twirling thistle wine	3	decent	
2523	megatofu	0		
2524	squat displaced fish	0		
2525	adequate red fish	3	good	
2526	snack-sized decent fish casserole	2	good	
2527	flavorless lime green fish lasagna	4	decent	
2528	narrow filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif")	0		
2529	moldy gnatloaf	4	crappy	
2530	delicious gnatloaf casserole	3	awesome	
2531	moldy diet gnat lasagna	1	crappy	
2532	pork	0		
2533	bland pork chop sandwiches	4	decent	
2534	moldy pork casserole	3	crappy	
2535	yummy jumbo tumbling pork lasagna	5	awesome	
2536	canopic jar	0		
2537	upside-down spice	0		
2538	organs	0		
2539	olive foul-smelling Ankh of Badahnkadh	0		Stench Damage: +10, Single Equip
2540	tomb ratchet	0		
2541	Mayflower bouquet	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Softcore Only, Drops Items, Last Available: "2007-05", Item Drop (sporadic): +2.5, Meat Drop (sporadic): +5
2542	non-galvanized triple-frozen colloidal squat lesser grodulated violet	0		Effect: "Disco State of Mind", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2007-05"
2543	adjusted cold-filtered tin magnolia	0		Effect: "Strawberry Alarm", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2007-05"
2544	double-concentrated begpwnia	0		Effect: "Rad-ish", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2007-05"
2545	diffused magnetized tumbling upsy daisy	0		Effect: "Turn On, Tune In, Play Ball!", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2007-05"
2546	wet half-orchid	0		Effect: "20-20 Second Sight", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2007-05"
2547	shaking purple beefcake's tin star of courage	0		Muscle: +25, Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2007-05"
2548	yellow occult brawny outrageous sombrero	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Familiar Effect: "1.5xLep, 1.5xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2007-05"
2549	upside-down Jim Carey's manspreader's "Humorous" T-shirt	0		Monster Level: 35, Last Available: "2007-05"
2550	twirling pulsating Peppercorns of Power	0		
2551	blurry vial of mojo	0		
2552	reeds	0		
2553	skewed blurry turtle chain	0		
2554	distilled seal blood	0		
2555	huge high-octane olive oil	0		
2556	squat clever Sinatra's Shagadelic Disco Banjo of the detective	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Maximum MP: +20, Item Drop: +20, Class: "Disco Bandit"
2557	foul-smelling wizardly Squeezebox of the Ages	0		Mysticality: +25, Stench Damage: +10, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 15
2558	arcane researcher's Chelonian Morningstar of vim and vigor	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
2559	experienced Hammer of Smiting of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Experience: +2, Class: "Seal Clubber"
2560	frosty nippy 17-alarm Saucepan	0		Cold Damage: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Class: "Sauceror"
2561	olive zippy Greek Pasta Spoon of Peril of the ox of the scaredy-cat	0		Muscle: +20, Monster Level: -15, Initiative: +20, Class: "Pastamancer"
2562	jittery half-rotten brain	0		
2563	bonesaw	0		
2564	plus-sized phylactery	0		
2565	can of Ghuol-B-Gone™	0		
2566	Azazel's unicorn	0		
2567	Azazel's lollipop	0		
2568	cyan Azazel's tutu	0		
2569	moist ant agonist	0		Effect: "Tennis Elbow-wow", Effect Duration: 55
2570	blurry yellow ant hoe	0		Familiar Effect: "sleaze damage, meat", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.4
2571	ant rake	0		Familiar Effect: "hot damage, meat", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.4
2572	ant pitchfork	0		Familiar Effect: "stench damage, meat", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.4
2573	green ant sickle	0		Familiar Effect: "spooky damage, meat", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.4
2574	ant pick	0		Familiar Effect: "cold damage, meat", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.4
2575	tumbling bronzed locust	0		
2576	tumbling honey-dipped locust	0		
2577	bouncing gravedigger's groovy cactus quill	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Spooky Damage: +10
2578	auspicious rosy-cheeked smartaleck's Staff of the Short Order Cook	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Item Drop: +10
2579	huge decent twirling olive cactus fruit	6	good	
2580	greedy scorpion whip of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Meat Drop: +20
2581	upside-down handful of sand	0		
2582	brick of sand	0		
2583	diet decent centipede eggs	1	good	
2584	gray toasty wonderwall shield	0		Hot Damage: +5
2585	lime green Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20
2586	hardened General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	0		Damage Reduction: 3
2587	squat maroon shaking avaricious Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	0		Meat Drop: +30
2588	MacGyver's Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket	0		Maximum MP: +100
2589	moldy hot date	4	crappy	
2590	hand-crafted upside-down distilled fortified wine	3	EPIC	
2591	flavorless half-sized tasty tart	2	decent	
2592	Knob Goblin lunchbox	0		
2593	adequate bouncing Knob pasty	3	good	
2594	practically non-alcoholic aged thermos full of Knob coffee	1	awesome	
2595	deionized cold-filtered double-frozen olive ghostly shaking Ben-Gal™ Balm	0		Effect: "Frost Tea", Effect Duration: 24
2596	narrow leathery cat skin	0		
2597	leathery bat skin	0		
2598	leathery rat skin	0		
2599	Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate	0		
2600	upside-down carbonated water lily	0		
2601	bouncing family-friendly banded Staff of the Midnight Snack of extreme caution	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Monster Level: -25, Sleaze Resistance: +1
2602	bouncing deadly personal trainer's Staff of Blood and Pudding of the empath	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Weapon Damage: +5, Familiar Weight: +5
2603	smoldering box	0		
2604	chilly Tuesday's ruby	0		Cold Damage: +5, Variable
2605	palm frond	0		
2606	shaking palm-frond fan	0		
2607	spinning green padded palm-frond whip	0		Damage Absorption: +20
2608	palm-frond net	0		
2609	veiny experienced palm-frond capris	0		Experience: +2, Maximum HP: +10, Familiar Effect: "1.5xGhuol, cap 35"
2610	greasy extra-large palm-frond toupee	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 37"
2611	auspicious palm-frond cloak	0		Item Drop: +10
2612	gray vinyl coin purse	0		
2613	rocky raccoon	0		
2614	upside-down maroon mojo filter	0		
2615	decent pulsating savoy truffle	3	good	
2616	Magi-Wipes	0		
2617	boom	0		
2618	Fonzie's Iiti Kitty phone charm	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Single Equip
2619	skewed olive jar of swamp gas	0		Last Available: "2007-05"
2620	bland super-sized unidentified jerky	5	decent	
2621	upside-down aromatic nasty rat mask of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Stench Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xBarrr, cap 45"
2622	weightlifter's ratskin belt of the sewer	0		Muscle: +15, Stench Damage: +25, Single Equip
2623	olive vibrating slick rattail whip	0		Moxie: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +10
2624	family-friendly hardened bat hat	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xVolley, cap 45"
2625	fortified beefy bat whip	0		Muscle: +10, Damage Absorption: +60
2626	narrow fireproof banded bat-ass jacket	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Hot Resistance: +3
2627	shaking greedy catskin cap of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Meat Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr, cap 45"
2628	wobbly maroon spinning squat zippy foul-smelling catskin buckler	0		Stench Damage: +10, Initiative: +20
2629	blurry executive lion tamer's tail o' nine cats	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Meat Drop: +40
2630	lime green Hugo's Weaving Manual	0		
2631	modified energized green gremlin juice	0		Effect: "Eye of the Seal", Effect Duration: 53
2632	colloidal mother's helper	0		Effect: "Crying, Dying", Effect Duration: 67
2633	twirling pat-a-cake pendant of the wise owl of Leguizamo	0		Mysticality: +20, Monster Level: +20
2634	mummy wrapping	0		
2635	really thick bandage	0		
2636	blurry forbidden mummy mask	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 42"
2637	miser's asbestos-lined gauze shorts	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xGhuol, cap 42"
2638	shaking gauze hammock	0		Bonus Resting HP: +60
2639	cherry soda	0		
2640	lightning-fast wool greaves	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Initiative: +40, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 40"
2641	wicked Herculean cowboy hat	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Spell Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xLep, cap 41"
2642	spinning MacGyver's Samson's Maxwell's Silver Hammer	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Maximum MP: +100
2643	stylish happiness	0		Moxie: +25
2644	pulsating feather	0		
2645	bouncing feather	0		
2646	pulsating frightful feather	0		
2647	ghostly fetid feather	0		
2648	mirror flirtatious feather	0		
2649	weightlifter's Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	0		Muscle: +15, Single Equip
2650	huge bottled pixie	0		Free Pull
2651	pixie spog	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2007-06"
2652	decent S.T.L.T.	4	good	Last Available: "2007-06"
2653	spoiled honey-dew	3	crappy	Last Available: "2007-06"
2654	perfectly mixed irresponsibly strong Xanadian	8	EPIC	Last Available: "2007-06"
2655	concentrated quantum pulsating bottle of absinthe	0		Effect: "In the Limelight", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2007-06"
2656	friendly Drowsy Sword of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Familiar Weight: +3
2657	super-sized stale escargotsicle	5	decent	Last Available: "2007-06"
2658	tolerable boozy bottle of realpagne	5	good	Last Available: "2007-06"
2659	albatross necklace of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2007-06"
2660	dehydrated not-a-pipe	1	good	Last Available: "2007-06"
2661	tolerable fortified flask of Amontillado	5	good	Last Available: "2007-06"
2662	tumbling lime green Temple Grandin's ball mask	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 22", Last Available: "2007-06"
2663	pulsating Oprah's Can-Can skirt	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "1.5xFairy, 2xPotato, cap 22", Last Available: "2007-06"
2664	wet altered yellow sensitive poetry journal	0		Effect: "Arse-a'fire", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2007-06"
2665	non-aerosolized moist huge red bottled inspiration	0		Effect: "Stevedave's Shanty of Superiority", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2007-06"
2666	electrified blue pulsating bellhop bell	0		Effect: "Blackberry Politeness", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2007-06"
2667	wet blurry pulsating spiky collar	0		Effect: "Highland Sheen", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2007-06"
2668	twisted can-can-in-a-can	1		Last Available: "2007-06"
2669	mixed patent antipsychotics	1		Effect: "White-boy Angst", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2007-06"
2670	diluted olive spinning Mariner's Friend cough drops	1		Effect: "Worth Your Salt", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2007-06"
2671	lousy shot of nepenthe schnapps	4	decent	Last Available: "2025-03"
2672	fuchsia library card	0		Last Available: "2007-06"
2673	Bohemian rhapsody	0		Last Available: "2007-06"
2674	moist colloidal mirror narrow bottle of cat tonic	0		Effect: "The Smeezingtons", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2007-06"
2675	twisted huge purple handful of moss	1		
2676	vaporized maroon bit-o-cactus	1		
2677	denatured yellow wobbly protein powder	1		Effect: "Nas Tea", Effect Duration: 50
2678	twirling spectre scepter	0		
2679	galvanized activated sparkler	0		Effect: "Cool Spirit", Effect Duration: 14
2680	polarized modified shaking snake	0		Effect: "Boon of the Storm Tortoise", Effect Duration: 14, Wiki Name: "snake"
2681	extra-diffused blinking M-242	0		Effect: "Jammin'", Effect Duration: 19
2682	detuned radio	0		
2683	Warehouse 23 crate	0		
2684	double-paned ruddy armgun	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Cold Resistance: +5
2685	seashell necklace	0		
2686	cyan commemorative war stein	0		
2687	stone frisbee	0		
2688	reassuring horrifying supercool dreadlock whip	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Spooky Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +1
2689	chaotic thinker's beer-a-pult	0		Mysticality: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +10
2690	fortified beefy cast-iron legacy paddle	0		Muscle: +10, Damage Absorption: +60
2691	decent small handful of nuts and berries	2	good	
2692	baleful dangerous driftwood sculpture	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Spell Damage: +25
2693	sage massive sitar of the businessman	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Meat Drop: +50
2694	zippy wizardly stone baseball cap of the sweet-tooth	0		Mysticality: +25, Candy Drop: +100, Initiative: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, cap 48"
2695	artisanal triple-distilled cup of beer	10	EPIC	
2696	purple ovoid thing	0		
2697	duct tape	0		
2698	twirling duct tape wallet	0		
2699	shaking prompt groovy duct tape shirt	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Adventures: +3
2700	mansplainer's Annie Oakley's duct tape fedora	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Monster Level: +15, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xLep, cap 48"
2701	twirling manspreader's grievous duct tape sword	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Monster Level: +10
2702	wobbly ribald stiffened duct tape dockers	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Sleaze Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol, cap 48"
2703	steel-toed duct tape buckler	0		Damage Reduction: 9
2704	fuchsia shrinking powder	0		
2705	zippy ruddy blackberry slippers of the empath	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Familiar Weight: +5, Initiative: +20, Single Equip
2706	MacGyver's arcane researcher's Rosewater's blackberry moccasins	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Maximum MP: +100, Single Equip
2707	Oprah's quilted slick blackberry combat boots	0		Moxie: +10, Damage Absorption: +40, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Single Equip
2708	boiled triple-vacuum-sealed ionized funky dried mushroom	0		Effect: "Crimbo Nostalgia", Effect Duration: 17
2709	wobbly exotic parrot egg	0		
2710	cracker	0		Familiar Weight: +15
2711	chilled improved shaking gray facepaint	0		Effect: "Gummiheart", Effect Duration: 11
2712	activated jittery sheepskin diploma	0		Effect: "Woad Warrior", Effect Duration: 55
2713	moist bouncing Black Body™ spray	0		Effect: "Human-Penguin Hybrid", Effect Duration: 53
2714	teal floorboard cruft	0		
2715	sausage bomb	0		
2716	spinning healthy stiffened beefy battered hubcap	0		Muscle: +10, Damage Reduction: 1, Maximum HP Percent: +20
2717	up-at-dawn Jim Carey's Sinatra's hood ornament	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Monster Level: +25, Adventures: +5
2718	spare kidney	0		
2719	Jack Frost's Van der Graaf shellacked hand-carved bokken	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Cold Spell Damage: +50, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
2720	Lo Pan's crafty fortified hand-carved bow	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Maximum MP: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +30
2721	vibrating medical-grade Fonzie's hand-carved staff	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Maximum MP Percent: +10, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
2722	scorching veiny Staff of the Greasefire of extreme caution of mayonnaise	0		Maximum HP: +10, Monster Level: -25, Hot Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
2723	narrow horrifying Staff of the Grand Flambé of bravery of the cheetah	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +5, Initiative: +60
2724	stale olive upside-down bowl of rye sprouts	3	decent	
2725	flavorless snack-sized huge cob of corn	2	decent	
2726	snack-sized moldy mirror jittery juniper berries	2	crappy	
2727	moldy plum	3	crappy	
2728	miniature toothsome pear	2	awesome	
2729	adequate peach	3	good	
2730	mediocre shaking plum wine	3	decent	
2731	lousy weak shot of pear schnapps	2	decent	
2732	bad weak shot of peach schnapps	2	decent	
2733	spoiled bunch of square grapes	4	crappy	
2734	rotten brown sugar cane	3	crappy	
2735	flavorless immense fancy sandwich of the gods	9	decent	Effect: "Staying Frosty", Effect Duration: 20
2736	bad watered-down Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster	2	decent	
2737	powdered wobbly leopard-print barbell	1	EPIC	
2738	blue pile of smoking rags	0		
2739	quadruple-flattened olive shaking panty raider camouflage	0		Effect: "The Power of Positive Thinking", Effect Duration: 67
2740	double-paned quilted supercool Staff of the Walk-In Freezer	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Damage Absorption: +40, Cold Resistance: +5
2741	delicious practically non-alcoholic blinking boilermaker	1	awesome	
2742	stale steel lasagna	4	quest	
2743	bad distilled steel margarita	5	quest	
2744	denatured narrow steel-scented air freshener	1		Effect: "Sauce Monocle", Effect Duration: 50
2745	galvanized blinking spinning fuchsia gremlin mutagen	0		Effect: "On a Roll", Effect Duration: 30
2746	triple-adjusted extra-potent gremlin mutagen	0		Effect: "Floundering", Effect Duration: 47
2747	tumbling olive chunk of depleted Grimacite	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2748	skewed furniture dolly of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
2749	aromatic hardened Staff of the Grease Trap of bravery	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Spooky Resistance: +5, Stench Resistance: +1
2750	tumbling upside-down Jack Frost's wholesome Uranium Omega of Temperance	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
2751	mirror fireproof Lead Zeta of Chastity of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Hot Resistance: +3, Single Equip
2752	zippy MacGyver's Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	0		Maximum MP: +100, Initiative: +20, Single Equip
2753	skewed sizzling quilted Zinc Delta of Tranquility	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Hot Damage: +10, Single Equip
2754	skewed greedy slick Nickel Gamma of Frugality	0		Moxie: +10, Meat Drop: +20, Single Equip
2755	mirror Sherlock's Socratic Iron Beta of Industry	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Item Drop: +25, Single Equip
2756	sharpshooter's Tesla Copper Alpha of Sincerity	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip
2757	curative brawny Red Balloon of Valor	0		Muscle Percent: +20, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip
2758	bouncing beefcake's Purple Horseshoe of Honor of the glutton	0		Muscle: +25, Food Drop: +100, Single Equip
2759	lightning-fast Blue Diamond of Honesty of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Initiative: +40, Single Equip
2760	steel-toed Green Clover of Justice of chilblains	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Cold Damage: +25, Single Equip
2761	coward's medical-grade Yellow Moon of Compassion	0		Monster Level: -20, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip
2762	narrow squat blue lion tamer's Orange Star of Sacrifice of the boozehound	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Booze Drop: +100, Single Equip
2763	lime green chilly deadly Pink Heart of Spirit	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Cold Damage: +5, Single Equip
2764	blinking horrifying supercharged Order of the Silver Wossname of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Spooky Damage: +25, Single Equip
2765	teal Harold's bell	0		
2766	bowling ball	0		
2767	adequate Crimbo pie	4	good	
2768	diet bland pear tart	1	decent	
2769	special moldy purple peach pie	4	crappy	Effect: "Thick, Sick", Effect Duration: 5
2770	vacuum-sealed diffused chunk of rock salt	0		Effect: "Wet Jaw", Effect Duration: 21
2771	irradiated altered skewed handful of pine needles	0		Effect: "Bat Attitude", Effect Duration: 57
2772	steamy ruby	0		
2773	glacial sapphire	0		
2774	jittery unearthly onyx	0		
2775	shaking effluvious emerald	0		
2776	tawdry amethyst	0		
2777	up-at-dawn Rosewater's filigreed hamethyst earring	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Adventures: +5
2778	tumbling lightning-fast filigreed hamethyst necklace of the brute of terror	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Initiative: +40, Single Equip
2779	lightning-fast personal trainer's strapping filigreed hamethyst ring	0		Muscle: +5, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Initiative: +40, Single Equip
2780	nippy friendly supercharged baconstone earring	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Familiar Weight: +3, Cold Damage: +10, Single Equip
2781	manspreader's sharpshooter's baconstone necklace	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Monster Level: +10, Single Equip
2782	purple inspector's extremely unsafe cool baconstone ring	0		Moxie: +5, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Item Drop: +15, Single Equip
2783	chilly pulled porquoise earring of the businessman	0		Cold Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +50
2784	spinning squat dance instructor's pulled porquoise pendant of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Single Equip
2785	upside-down nasty pulled porquoise ring of the brute of temperance	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Stench Damage: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Single Equip
2786	spinning veiny smooth Earring of Fire	0		Moxie: +15, Maximum HP: +10, Single Equip
2787	blurry therapeutic hardy Pendant of Fire	0		Maximum HP: +50, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip
2788	vibrating hardened Ring of Fire	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Single Equip
2789	foul-smelling Ice-Cold Beerring of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Stench Damage: +10, Single Equip
2790	skewed Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace of the pedagogue of chilblains	0		Experience: +3, Cold Damage: +25, Single Equip
2791	flame-retardant Ice-Cold Beer Ring of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Hot Resistance: +1, Single Equip
2792	baleful supercool Unspeakable Earring	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
2793	experienced smartaleck's Choker of the Ultragoth	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Experience: +2, Single Equip
2794	Sherlock's mansplainer's The Ring	0		Monster Level: +15, Item Drop: +25, Single Equip
2795	narrow asbestos-lined flame-retardant Nose Ring of Putrescence	0		Hot Resistance: 6, Single Equip
2796	frosty rock-hard Putrid Pendant	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
2797	bouncing pulsating twirling fireproof Ring of the Sewer Snake of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Hot Resistance: +3, Single Equip
2798	miser's Newton's Mudflap-Girl Earring	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Meat Drop: +10, Single Equip
2799	blurry chaotic therapeutic Mudflap-Girl Necklace	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip
2800	Jim Carey's Mudflap-Girl Ring of doom	0		Monster Level: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
2801	vial of Gnomochloric acid	0		
2802	flask of Gnomochloric acid	0		
2803	blurry jittery jug of Gnomochloric acid	0		
2804	tarnished corrupted spinning vial of hamethyst juice	0		Effect: "Perfect Hair", Effect Duration: 61
2805	quantum vial of baconstone juice	0		Effect: "Using Protection", Effect Duration: 21
2806	polarized vial of porquoise juice	0		Effect: "Sugary World View", Effect Duration: 66
2807	chilled flask of hamethyst juice	0		Effect: "Loyal Tea", Effect Duration: 39
2808	cold-filtered flask of baconstone juice	0		Effect: "Blessing of Charcoatl", Effect Duration: 33
2809	deionized mirror bouncing flask of porquoise juice	0		Effect: "Tennis Elbow-wow", Effect Duration: 53
2810	pickled cold-filtered jug of hamethyst juice	0		Effect: "Notably Lovely", Effect Duration: 22
2811	diffused squat jug of baconstone juice	0		Effect: "It's Electric!", Effect Duration: 34
2812	irradiated extra-wet chilled jug of porquoise juice	0		Effect: "Berry Defensive", Effect Duration: 37
2813	twirling personal trainer's Beret of the detective	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Item Drop: +20, Four Songs, Brimstone, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep"
2814	spinning auspicious coward's dance instructor's Bludgeon	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Monster Level: -20, Item Drop: +10, Brimstone
2815	family-friendly friendly hardy Bunker	0		Maximum HP: +50, Familiar Weight: +3, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Brimstone
2816	upside-down sizzling Oprah's Boxers of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Hot Damage: +10, Brimstone, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep"
2817	narrow tumbling fuchsia mansplainer's veiny rock-hard Brooch	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Maximum HP: +10, Monster Level: +15, Single Equip, Brimstone
2818	wool Jim Carey's wizardly Bracelet	0		Mysticality: +25, Monster Level: +25, Cold Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Brimstone
2819	therapeutic Socratic Grimacite gasmask	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, 1.5xFairy, cap 37", Last Available: "2008-11"
2820	studded Grimacite gat of temperance	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2008-11"
2821	razor-sharp Grimacite gaiters of Gandalf	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, 2xGhoul, cap 37", Last Available: "2008-11"
2822	therapeutic steel-toed Grimacite gauntlets	0		Damage Reduction: 9, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2008-11"
2823	Jack Frost's clever Grimacite go-go boots	0		Maximum MP: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2008-11"
2824	huge shellacked Grimacite girdle of Calamity Jane	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2008-11"
2825	lard-coated Grimacite gown	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2008-11"
2826	pulsating executive gravedigger's energetic Staff of the Kitchen Floor	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Spooky Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +40
2827	shaking blue anniversary gift box	0		
2828	tumbling loaded dice	0		
2829	really dense meat stack	0		
2830	digital key lime	0		
2831	huge green star key lime	0		
2832	bland low-calorie digital key lime pie	1	decent	
2833	bland super-sized star key lime pie	5	decent	
2834	narrow censurious shellacked bottle-rocket crossbow	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Item Drop: +5, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire red bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire blue bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire orange bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire purple bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire black bottle-rocket", Last Available: "2007-07"
2835	knitted indie comic hipster glasses	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2"
2836	wizard action figure	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
2837	purple narrow mint-condition magic wand	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2838	Usain Bolt's knitted glowstick	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2007-08", Raveosity: +1
2839	cyan sizzling Periodical Paintbrush	0		Hot Damage: +10, Softcore Only
2840	bad enchanted triple-distilled wobbly bottle of cooking sherry	9	decent	Effect: "Liquid Courage", Effect Duration: 30
2841	normal packet of ketchup	3	good	
2842	fortified hand-crafted green accidental cider	5	EPIC	
2843	decent blinking dire fudgesicle	3	good	
2844	toasty frosty vibrating Rosewater's navel ring of navel gazing	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Hot Damage: +5, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2007-09", Item Drop (sporadic): 4.25, Meat Drop (sporadic): 4.25
2845	purple class five ecto-larva	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
2846	cyan bouncing plastic bib	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2847	cyan mirror Lo Pan's Dallas Dynasty Falcon Crest shield	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30
2848	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	0		
2849	shrunken navigator head	0		
2850	delicious olive moonberry wine cooler	3	awesome	
2851	tasty big ghostly fine aged cheddarwurst	5	awesome	
2852	branch from the Great Tree	0		
2853	Phil Bunion's axe	0		
2854	bouquet of swamp roses	0		
2855	baleful huge mosquito proboscis of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Spell Damage: +25
2856	polymerized skewed swamp lolly	0		Effect: "Fudge Headache", Effect Duration: 37
2857	super-enhanced cold-filtered ghostly seegar butt	0		Effect: "Super Structure", Effect Duration: 47
2858	skewed bottled swamp gas	0		
2859	jittery extremely unsafe witch wart of bravery	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Spooky Resistance: +5
2860	small normal swamp muck	2	good	
2861	lion tamer's shellacked leechknife of the detective	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Experience (familiar): +2, Item Drop: +20
2862	decomposed boot	0		
2863	activated colloidal dribbly candle	0		Effect: "Big Meat Big Prizes", Effect Duration: 47
2864	stolen meatpouch	0		
2865	perfumed smelly beaver spear	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +5
2866	lime green energetic Newton's shamanic beads	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Maximum MP Percent: +20
2867	forbidden dilapidated wizard hat of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "cap 31"
2868	altered vacuum-sealed green pirate pamphlet	0		Effect: "Ichorous Intensity", Effect Duration: 34
2869	extra-electrified altered tarnished pirate brochure	0		Effect: "Ponderous Potency", Effect Duration: 66
2870	extra-pickled shaking pirate tract	0		Effect: "Venomous Weapon", Effect Duration: 43
2871	burnt flower	0		
2872	purple asbestos-lined Annie Oakley's plastic Naughty Sorceress	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Hot Resistance: +5
2873	teal nasty careful plastic Ed the Undying	0		Monster Level: -10, Stench Damage: +5
2874	green perfumed occult plastic Lord Spookyraven	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Stench Resistance: +5
2875	hale plastic Dr. Awkward	0		Maximum HP: +20
2876	fireproof plastic protector spectre	0		Hot Resistance: +3
2877	green plastic Baron von Ratsworth of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100
2878	squat foul-smelling plastic Boss Bat	0		Stench Damage: +10
2879	coward's plastic Knob Goblin King	0		Monster Level: -20
2880	hardy plastic Bonerdagon	0		Maximum HP: +50
2881	cyan Van der Graaf plastic The Man	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
2882	baleful plastic The Big Wisniewski	0		Spell Damage: +25
2883	dance instructor's plastic Felonia	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10
2884	plastic Beelzebozo of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10
2885	plastic conservationist hippy of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25
2886	plastic 7-foot dwarf of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10
2887	Da Vinci's plastic angry bugbear	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5
2888	plastic anime smiley of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100
2889	blinking Annie Oakley's plastic apathetic lizardman	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20
2890	nippy plastic astronomer	0		Cold Damage: +10
2891	ghostly friendly plastic beanbat	0		Familiar Weight: +3
2892	nippy plastic blooper	0		Cold Damage: +10
2893	blue plastic brainsweeper of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100
2894	beefcake's plastic briefcase bat	0		Muscle: +25
2895	twirling inspector's plastic demoninja	0		Item Drop: +15
2896	Van der Graaf plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
2897	squat flame-wreathed plastic drunk goat	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10
2898	blurry rosewater-soaked plastic fiendish can of asparagus	0		Stench Resistance: +3
2899	vibrating plastic Gnollish crossdresser	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10
2900	pulsating Oprah's plastic handsome mariachi	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50
2901	plastic Knob Goblin bean counter of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25
2902	bouncing plastic Knob Goblin harem girl of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20
2903	plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50
2904	tumbling plastic Knott Yeti of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20
2905	Newton's plastic lemon-in-the-box	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3
2906	skewed knitted plastic lobsterfrogman	0		Cold Resistance: +3
2907	flame-wreathed plastic ninja snowman	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10
2908	pulsating beefcake's plastic Orcish Frat Boy	0		Muscle: +25
2909	maroon sizzling plastic G Imp	0		Hot Damage: +10
2910	plastic goth of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50
2911	red bouncing Samson's plastic cubist bull	0		Experience (Muscle): +5
2912	supercharged plastic scary clown	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30
2913	plastic smarmy pirate of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50
2914	plastic spiny skelelton of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2915	jittery vibrating plastic Spam Witch	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10
2916	tumbling brainy plastic vampire	0		Mysticality: +5
2917	blinking medical-grade plastic taco cat	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
2918	maroon curative plastic undead elbow macaroni	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
2919	squat red rosewater-soaked plastic warwelf	0		Stench Resistance: +3
2920	manspreader's plastic whitesnake	0		Monster Level: +10
2921	plastic XXX pr0n of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100
2922	stanky plastic zmobie	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25
2923	spinning narrow teal miser's plastic Protagonist	0		Meat Drop: +10
2924	blurry executive plastic Spunky Princess	0		Meat Drop: +40
2925	zippy plastic topiary golem	0		Initiative: +20
2926	purple plastic senile lihc of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15
2927	Tesla plastic Iiti Kitty	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
2928	nippy plastic Gnomester Blomester	0		Cold Damage: +10
2929	red plastic Trouser Snake of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20
2930	brawny plastic Axe Wound	0		Muscle Percent: +20
2931	fortified plastic Hellion	0		Damage Absorption: +60
2932	fuchsia Fonzie's plastic Black Knight	0		Experience (Moxie): +1
2933	ghostly frightening plastic pair of tweezers	0		Spooky Damage: +5
2934	occult plastic fruit golem	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25
2935	skewed plastic fluffy bunny of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15
2936	squat castagnets	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2937	siesta-ing Casagnova gnome	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2008-10"
2938	Jacob's ladder	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2939	unemployed hunchbacked minion	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2008-10"
2940	normal enchanted huge Surprise Egg	10	good	Effect: "Aries Rising", Effect Duration: 35
2941	non-deionized polymerized Steal This Candy	0		Effect: "Deadly Lampblade", Effect Duration: 68
2942	irradiated liquefied ionized blinking chocolate filthy lucre	0		Effect: "Gunky Dory", Effect Duration: 42
2943	modified aerosolized Angry Farmer's Wife Candy	0		Effect: "You Can Taste the Darkness", Effect Duration: 42
2945	squat Jeselnik's vibrating party hat	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Sleaze Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "4xLep, cap 7"
2946	gray greasy Da Vinci's V for Vivala mask	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Combat Item Damage Percent: 50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Creepy Grin", Last Available: "2007-11"
2947	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	0		
2948	bad shot of rotgut	3	decent	
2949	Vulcanized jar of "Creole Lady" marrrmalade	0		Effect: "Coming Up Roses", Effect Duration: 23
2950	narrow spinning Cap'm Caronch's Map	0		
2951	Orcish Frat House blueprints	0		
2952	Socratic glowstick of mayonnaise	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2007-11", Raveosity: +1
2953	bouncing charrrm bracelet	0		
2954	supercool tip jar	0		Moxie Percent: +20
2955	rotten yam candy	4	crappy	
2956	cocktail napkin	0		
2957	jittery rum barrel charrrm	0		
2958	half-sized normal tube of cranberry Go-Goo	2	good	
2959	red Temple Grandin's rum barrel charrrm bracelet	0		Familiar Weight: +7
2960	normal single-serving herbal stuffing	3	good	
2961	diet toothsome packet of tofurkey gravy	1	awesome	
2962	enchanted flavorless tofurkey nugget	3	decent	Effect: "Quantum of Moxie", Effect Duration: 40
2963	narrow rigging shampoo	0		
2964	squat ball polish	0		
2965	squat mizzenmast mop	0		
2966	squat Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste	0		
2967	enhanced Swabbie™ swab	0		Effect: "protect.enq", Effect Duration: 13
2968	warmed pulsating Oil of Parrrlay	0		Effect: "Object Detection", Effect Duration: 55
2969	tasty tumbling creamsicle	3	awesome	
2970	bad triple-distilled cream stout	10	decent	
2971	Jim Carey's shellacked curmudgel	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Monster Level: +25
2972	squat huge grumpy man charrrm	0		
2973	flame-wreathed grumpy man charrrm bracelet	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
2974	narrow tarrrnish charrrm	0		
2975	inspector's tarrrnished charrrm bracelet of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Item Drop: +15, Single Equip
2976	aged strong shaking spinning tumbling bilge wine	5	awesome	
2977	horrifying witty rapier	0		Spooky Damage: +25
2978	greedy brawny yohohoyo	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Meat Drop: +20
2979	colloidal aerosolized olive shaking fish-liver oil	0		Effect: "Flaming Weapon", Effect Duration: 37
2980	huge blinking booty chest charrrm	0		
2981	flame-wreathed booty chest charrrm bracelet	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
2982	cannonball charrrm	0		
2983	cannonball charrrm bracelet	0		Single Equip, Sporadic Thorns: 0.25
2984	copper ha'penny charrrm	0		
2985	copper ha'penny charrrm bracelet of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3
2986	upside-down tongue charrrm	0		
2987	wizardly tongue charrrm bracelet of Calamity Jane	0		Mysticality: +25, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Single Equip
2988	jittery narrow bit of clingfilm	0		
2989	ghostly blurry chilly clingfilm trousers	0		Cold Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xPotato, cap 37"
2990	greasy personal trainer's clingfilm cap	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, cap 37"
2991	clingfilm slippers of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
2992	clingfilm tangle	0		
2993	adequate narrow vinegar-soaked lemon slice	4	good	
2994	double-magnetized irradiated skewed pulsating pulsating true grit	0		Effect: "Using Protection", Effect Duration: 20
2995	fireproof extremely unsafe strapping buoybottoms	0		Muscle: +5, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Hot Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xLep, cap 37"
2996	supercool grungy flannel shirt	0		Moxie Percent: +20
2997	blinking rosewater-soaked boxer's grungy bandana	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Stench Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 0.5xPotato, cap 37"
2998	grassy cutlass of the ox	0		Muscle: +20
2999	Cap'm Caronch's nasty booty	0		
3000	maroon Cap'm Caronch's dentures	0		
3001	lime green pegleg of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100, Single Equip
3002	skewed narrow lamé pants of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, 1xLep, cap 25"
3003	narrow enormous hoop earring of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100
3004	jittery sizzling Oprah's costume sword	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Hot Damage: +10
3005	cyan rainbow pearl	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3006	toasty smooth rainbow pearl earring	0		Moxie: +15, Hot Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2007-12"
3007	Samson's rainbow pearl necklace of the dark arts	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2007-12"
3008	sharpshooter's hale rainbow pearl ring	0		Maximum HP: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2007-12"
3009	Jim Carey's energetic Idol of Ak'gyxoth	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Monster Level: +25
3010	asbestos-lined Fonzie's Emblem of Ak'gyxoth	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Hot Resistance: +5
3011	narrow sinister altar fragment	0		
3012	red shimmering rainbow sand	0		
3013	green blurry simple key	0		
3014	wobbly ornate key	0		
3015	gilded key	0		
3016	foot locker	0		
3017	fuchsia ornate chest	0		
3018	lime green gilded chest	0		
3019	all-purpose cleaner	0		
3020	wobbly handful of sawdust	0		
3021	stone triangle	0		
3022	squat medium stone triangle	0		
3023	bouncing small stone triangle	0		
3024	stone pyramid	0		
3025	perfectly mixed weak corpse on the beach	2	super ultra mega EPIC	
3026	drinkable corpsetini	3	good	
3027	artisanal corpsedriver	4	EPIC	
3028	artisanal weak ghostly Corpse Island iced tea	2	super ultra mega EPIC	
3029	delicious red-headed corpse	3	awesome	
3030	artisanal pulsating kamicorpse-ee	4	EPIC	
3031	perfectly mixed weak corpsel	2	EPIC	
3032	smooth enchanted boozy corpsebite	5	awesome	Effect: "Frozen Shoulders", Effect Duration: 10
3033	groovy pirate fledges	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Look like a Pirate
3034	mirror piece of thirteen	0		
3035	stale pearl onion	4	decent	
3036	huge normal sea biscuit	6	good	
3037	lousy bottle of rum	3	decent	
3038	hand-crafted weak bottle of black-label rum	2	EPIC	
3039	mirror cannonball	0		
3040	voodoo skull	0		
3041	joke scroll	0		
3042	shaking huge Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E.	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
3043	jittery upside-down metallic foil bow	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
3044	metallic foil radar dish	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Equips On: "Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E.", Last Available: "2011-12"
3045	bland massive blinking nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear	9	decent	Last Available: "2007-12"
3046	decent enchanted shaking nanite-infested candy cane	3	good	Effect: "Meadulla Oblongota", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2020-09"
3047	bland green skewed nanite-infested fruitcake	3	decent	Last Available: "2007-12"
3048	watered-down smooth nanite-infested eggnog	2	awesome	Last Available: "2007-12"
3049	El Vibrato power sphere	0		
3050	twirling nasty eyepatch	0		Stench Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xBarrr"
3051	blurry cutlass of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50
3052	ghostly shellacked breeches	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xPotato"
3053	red mood ring	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
3054	pressed mirror candy heart	0		Effect: "Icy Demeanor", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2007-02"
3055	boiled pickled cymbal syrup	0		Free Pull, Effect: "In the Limelight", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2007-02"
3056	metallic foil cat ears of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Alters Page Text, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 7", Last Available: "2007-02"
3057	nanofiber cloth	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3058	iGoogly	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3059	narrow theoretical string	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3060	synthetic stuffing	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3061	huge red toy hoverpad	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3062	jittery LED block	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3063	gyroscope	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
3064	avaricious cyborg doll	0		Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2007-12"
3065	tumbling buckyball	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
3066	toy maglev monorail of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2007-12"
3067	upside-down dollhive	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3068	squat toy deathbot	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3069	wobbly laser cannon	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3070	spinning plexifoam chin strap	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3071	tumbling red silicon-infused gluteal shield	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3072	blurry carbonite visor	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3073	set of Unobtainium straps	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3074	tumbling polymorphic fastening apparatus	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3075	squat General Assembly Module	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3076	laser targeting chip	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3077	hi-density nylocite leg armor	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3078	kevlateflocite helmet	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3079	jittery Bulky Buddy Box	0		Last Available: "2007-12", Wiki Name: "Bulky Buddy Box (hatchling)"
3080	teddy borg	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3081	maroon marionette collective of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Last Available: "2007-12"
3082	monomolecular yo-yo	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
3083	maroon gray blob	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3084	upside-down studded borg sock monkey	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Last Available: "2007-12"
3085	olive Sherlock's roboduck-on-a-string of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2007-12"
3086	twirling ghostly mylar scout drone	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3087	olive teddy borg sewing kit	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3088	aromatic hardened biomechanical crimborg helmet	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Stench Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 37", Last Available: "2007-12"
3089	wholesome forbidden C.B.F.G.	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2007-12"
3090	avaricious sizzling biomechanical crimborg leg armor	0		Hot Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +30, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1.5xGhuol, cap 37", Last Available: "2007-12"
3091	colloidal polymerized huge vitachoconutriment capsule	0		Effect: "Three Days Slow", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2007-12"
3092	extremely unsafe handmade hobby horse	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2007-12"
3093	banded ball-in-a-cup	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Last Available: "2007-12"
3094	pulsating scandalous set of jacks	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Last Available: "2007-12"
3095	decent blue laser-broiled pear	4	good	Last Available: "2007-12"
3096	polyalloy shield of Tarzan of courage	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2007-12"
3097	fish scaler	0		Last Available: "2007-12", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.33
3098	killing feather	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3099	ring	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3100	robotronic egg	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3101	wobbly rogue swarmer	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3102	bouncing sawblade fragment	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3103	gray unstable laser battery	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3104	frightening sage vibrating cyborg knife	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2007-12"
3105	spinning greedy slick immense cyborg hand	0		Moxie: +10, Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2007-12"
3106	teal blinking cyborg stompin' boot of Leguizamo of the empath of mayonnaise	0		Monster Level: +20, Familiar Weight: +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2007-12"
3107	deactivated RoboGoose	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3108	overclocked avian microprocessor	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2007-12"
3109	Miniborg stomper	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3110	Miniborg strangler	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3111	shaking yellow Miniborg laser	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3112	Miniborg beeper	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3113	Miniborg hiveminder	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3114	Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3115	cyan old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3116	Hodgman	0		
3117	Libram of Divine Favors	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12", Skill: "Summon Party Favor"
3118	lime green divine noisemaker	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3119	divine can of silly string	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3120	divine blowout	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3121	squat divine champagne popper	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3122	divine cracker	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3123	blinking divine champagne flute	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3124	anodized fruitfilm	0		Effect: "Chilblains of the Corn", Effect Duration: 27
3125	frozen dry piece of after eight	0		Effect: "Booing Radly", Effect Duration: 50
3126	hobo nickel	0		
3127	squat sandcastle	0		
3128	marshmallow	0		
3129	bite-sized decent mirror roasted marshmallow	1	good	
3130	narrow disc	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3131	rotten tin cup of mulligan stew	4	crappy	
3132	twirling flamin' bindle of the brute of Gandalf	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Spell Critical Percent: +20
3133	inspector's grievous freezin' bindle	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Item Drop: +15
3134	maroon electrified stinkin' bindle of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
3135	teal sizzling bindle of the sweet-tooth	0		Hot Damage: +10, Candy Drop: +100
3136	huge avaricious curative sleazy bindle	0		Meat Drop: +30, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
3137	stanky 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25
3138	skewed mansplainer's Hodgman's whackin' stick	0		Monster Level: +15
3139	scorching stylish Hodgman's imaginary hamster	0		Moxie: +25, Hot Damage: +25
3140	soft shoes	0		Single Equip
3141	panhandle panhandling hat of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
3142	family-friendly cup of infinite pencils	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Damage Aura: 1
3143	twirling perfumed experienced Hodgman's disgusting technicolor overcoat	0		Experience: +2, Stench Resistance: +5
3144	a torn paper strip	0		
3145	El Vibrato translator	0		
3146	blurry El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)"
3147	El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)"
3148	bouncing El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)"
3149	El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)"
3150	blurry El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)"
3151	El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)"
3152	El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)"
3153	lime green El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)"
3154	pulsating El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)"
3155	El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)"
3156	El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes)"
3157	jittery El Vibrato drone	0		
3158	sparking El Vibrato drone	0		
3159	polarized oxidized huge warm El Vibrato drone	0		Effect: "The Halls of Mysticality", Effect Duration: 65
3160	aerosolized humming El Vibrato drone	0		Effect: "Mercenary", Effect Duration: 22
3161	cold-filtered double-oxidized purple El Vibrato drone	0		Effect: "Gummi-Grin", Effect Duration: 57
3162	El Vibrato helmet	0		Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato, 1xFairy"
3163	El Vibrato energy spear	0		
3164	El Vibrato leg guards	0		Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xGhuol"
3165	broken El Vibrato drone	0		
3166	blinking spinning skewed repaired El Vibrato drone	0		
3167	augmented El Vibrato drone	0		
3168	extra-electrified electrified seal eyeball	0		Effect: "Bestial Sympathy", Effect Duration: 29
3169	decent turtle soup	4	good	Effect: "[598]A Little Bit Evil"
3170	skewed evil noodles	0		
3171	nauseating reagent	0		
3172	narrow wholesome evil paper umbrella	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10
3173	aerosolized spinning evil vihuela	0		Effect: "Astral Shell", Effect Duration: 52
3174	spoiled evil boring spaghetti	4	crappy	
3175	big normal jittery maroon evil noodles	5	good	
3176	normal snack-sized evil noodles	2	good	
3177	immense decent spinning evil painful penne pasta	7	good	
3178	spoiled 3vi1 pr0n m4nic0tti	3	crappy	
3179	adequate jumbo evil ravioli della hippy	5	good	
3180	bland yellow evil noodles	4	decent	
3181	polymerized liquefied evil potion of potency	0		Effect: "Lemony Goodness", Effect Duration: 37
3182	improved denatured evil libation of liveliness	0		Effect: "Worth Your Salt", Effect Duration: 32
3183	deionized adjusted blue evil tomato juice of powerful power	0		Effect: "Gr8ness", Effect Duration: 53
3184	flattened ghostly jittery evil eyedrops of the ermine	0		Effect: "meat.enh", Effect Duration: 36
3185	pressed evil ointment of the occult	0		Effect: "Mushroom Samba", Effect Duration: 29
3186	liquefied extra-liquefied evil serum of sarcasm	0		Effect: "You Read The Manual", Effect Duration: 13
3187	deionized evil philter of phorce	0		Effect: "Jelly Combed", Effect Duration: 27
3188	watered-down perfectly mixed blurry an evil sump'm sump'm	2	super EPIC	
3189	drinkable practically non-alcoholic green evil ducha de oro	1	good	
3190	acceptable twirling evil horizontal tango	3	good	
3191	hand-crafted evil roll in the hay	4	EPIC	
3192	squat naughty origami kit	0		Last Available: "2008-02"
3193	mirror naughty fortune teller	0		Softcore Only, Last Available: "2008-02"
3194	origami "gentlemen's" magazine	0		Softcore Only, Last Available: "2008-02"
3195	pulsating naughty paper shuriken	0		Last Available: "2008-02"
3196	toasty origami pasties	0		Hot Damage: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2008-02"
3197	boxer's origami riding crop of the wise owl of doom	0		Mysticality: +20, Muscle Percent: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2008-02"
3198	mirror El Vibrato trapezoid	0		
3199	lump of coal	0		
3200	wobbly pulsating lump of diamond	0		
3201	spinning thick padded envelope	0		
3202	rosewater-soaked Jack Frost's frosty KoL Con IV Pole	0		Cold Spell Damage: 60, Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2007-09"
3203	tumbling upside-down dwarvish magazine	0		
3204	shaking dwarvish war helmet	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 41"
3205	jittery pulsating dwarvish war mattock	0		
3206	olive dwarvish war kilt	0		Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 41"
3207	dwarvish punchcard	0		
3208	small laminated card	0		
3209	laminated card	0		
3210	notbig laminated card	0		
3211	unlarge laminated card	0		
3212	dwarvish document	0		
3213	shaking dwarvish paper	0		
3214	wobbly dwarvish parchment	0		
3215	huge fuchsia overcharged El Vibrato power sphere	0		
3216	blinking Fly-By-Knight Heraldry form	0		Free Pull
3217	yellow El Vibrato Megadrone	0		
3218	upside-down thinker's glowstick of temperance	0		Mysticality: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2008-02", Raveosity: +1
3219	sane hatrack	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
3220	hobo code binder	0		Free Pull
3221	gator skin	0		
3222	gatorskin umbrella of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Item Drop: +5
3223	jittery sewer nuggets	0		
3224	gray sewer wad	0		
3225	triple-distilled bad bottle of sewage schnapps	7	decent	
3226	mediocre skewed bottle of Ooze-O	4	decent	
3227	snack-sized rotten C.H.U.M. chum	2	crappy	
3228	toothsome unfortunate dumplings	4	awesome	
3229	skewed decaying goldfish liver	0		
3230	Vulcanized oil of oiliness	0		Effect: "Voracious Gorging", Effect Duration: 65
3231	bouncing baleful tattered paper crown	0		Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xSombrero, cap 15"
3232	half-sized decent vanilla-frosted king cake	2	good	Last Available: "2008-03"
3233	inflatable duck	0		
3234	water wings	0		Wiki Name: "water wings"
3235	narrow noodle	0		
3236	Kissin' Cousins	0		Skill: "Awesome Balls of Fire"
3237	Tales from the Fireside	0		Skill: "Conjure Relaxing Campfire"
3238	Blizzards I Have Died In	0		Skill: "Snowclone"
3239	Maxing, Relaxing	0		Skill: "Maximum Chill"
3240	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	0		Skill: "Eggsplosion"
3241	spinning Travels with Jerry	0		Skill: "Mudbath"
3242	jittery Let Me Be!	0		Skill: "Raise Backup Dancer"
3243	Asleep in the Cemetery	0		Skill: "Creepy Lullaby"
3244	Summer Nights	0		Skill: "Grease Lightning"
3245	Sensual Massage for Creeps	0		Skill: "Inappropriate Backrub"
3246	scandalous baleful Ol' Scratch's ol' britches	0		Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +5, Class: "Sauceror", Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xPotato"
3247	blurry shaking miser's beefcake's Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat	0		Muscle: +25, Meat Drop: +10, Class: "Sauceror", Familiar Effect: "hot atk"
3248	squat inspector's Ol' Scratch's ash can of the wise owl of the blizzard	0		Mysticality: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: +15, Class: "Sauceror"
3249	Usain Bolt's pink plastic baby	0		Initiative: +80, Single Equip, Last Available: "2008-03"
3250	sausage	0		
3251	skewed double-paned stiffened Frosty's silk hat	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Cold Resistance: +5, Class: "Seal Clubber", Familiar Effect: "cold atk"
3252	scorching grievous Frosty's carrot	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Hot Damage: +25, Class: "Seal Clubber", Single Equip
3253	zippy Rosewater's cool Frosty's nailbat	0		Moxie: +5, Mysticality Percent: +30, Initiative: +20, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3254	inspector's perfumed Oscus's pelt	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Item Drop: +15, Class: "Pastamancer", Single Equip
3255	rosewater-soaked lion tamer's Wand of Oscus of the sewer	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Stench Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +3, Class: "Pastamancer"
3256	MacGyver's Herculean Oscus's dumpster waders	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Maximum MP: +100, Class: "Pastamancer", Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xBarrr"
3257	mirror thinker's Zombo's skullcap of bravery	0		Mysticality: +10, Spooky Resistance: +5, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "spooky atk"
3258	lard-coated hardened Zombo's shield of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Damage Reduction: 3, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
3259	upside-down flame-wreathed beefy Zombo's grievous greaves	0		Muscle: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xBarrr"
3260	bouncing spinning sharpshooter's experienced Chester's moustache of the businessman	0		Experience: +2, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Meat Drop: +50, Class: "Disco Bandit", Single Equip
3261	jittery avaricious Chester's bag of candy of the early riser	0		Meat Drop: +30, Adventures: +7, Class: "Disco Bandit"
3262	Usain Bolt's razor-sharp Chester's cutoffs	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Initiative: +80, Class: "Disco Bandit", Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1.5xGhuol"
3263	Sp'n-Zor's Grimoire of "Tasteful" Gifts	0		Last Available: "2008-04", Skill: "Summon Tasteful Items"
3264	blurry gray candygram	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3265	bag of Crotchety Pine saplings	0		
3266	blurry maroon bag of Saccharine Maple saplings	0		
3267	bag of Laughing Willow saplings	0		
3268	altered denatured handful of Crotchety Pine needles	0		Effect: "Prince of Seaside Town", Effect Duration: 50
3269	anodized lump of Saccharine Maple sap	0		Effect: "Venomous Weapon", Effect Duration: 19
3270	Vulcanized adjusted handful of Laughing Willow bark	0		Effect: "Lobos Fresh", Effect Duration: 44
3271	occult crotchety pants	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Put Down Roots", Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 2xGhuol, cap 18"
3272	double-paned Saccharine Maple pendant	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spray Sap"
3273	mirror willowy bonnet of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Rouse Sapling", Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 18"
3274	flavored foot massage oil	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3275	dart	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3276	black-and-blue light	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3277	shaking Loudmouth Larry Lamprey	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3278	studded belt of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2008-04"
3279	personal massager	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3280	personalized coffee mug	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2008-04"
3281	plasma ball	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3282	jittery green smooth stick-on eyebrow piercing	0		Moxie: +15, Last Available: "2008-04"
3283	spoiled massive twirling salad	7	crappy	
3284	studded dance instructor's C.H.U.M. lantern	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Damage Absorption: +80
3285	wobbly savvy C.H.U.M. knife	0		Mysticality Percent: +20
3286	blinking Da Vinci's Frosty's snowball sack	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5
3287	upside-down bouncing quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3288	shaking shimmering tendrils	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3289	scintillating powder	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3290	ghostly abandoned candy	0		
3291	squat secret tropical island volcano lair map	0		
3292	adorable seal larva	0		
3293	wobbly untamable turtle	0		
3294	macaroni duck	0		
3295	red friendly cheez blob	0		
3296	unusual disco ball	0		
3297	cyan stray chihuahua	0		
3298	pretty pink bow	0		
3299	smiley-face sticker	0		
3300	pulsating farfalle bow tie	0		
3301	jalapeño slices	0		
3302	upside-down stick-on mini solar panels	0		
3303	huge sombrero	0		Sombrero Bonus: +10
3304	Argarggagarg's fang	0		
3305	Safari Jack's moustache	0		
3306	Yakisoba's hat	0		
3307	bouncing Heimandatz's heart	0		
3308	Jocko Homo's head	0		
3309	blinking The Mariachi's guitar case	0		
3310	stylish sealskin drum	0		Moxie: +25, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3311	MacGyver's washboard shield	0		Maximum MP: +100, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
3312	stylish spaghetti-box banjo	0		Moxie: +25, Class: "Pastamancer"
3313	jittery clever marinara jug	0		Maximum MP: +20, Class: "Sauceror"
3314	maroon makeshift castanets of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Class: "Disco Bandit"
3315	huge sharpshooter's left-handed melodica	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Class: "Accordion Thief"
3316	boiled purple upside-down epic wad	1	crappy	
3317	lime green stylish bottlecap	0		Moxie: +25, Single Equip
3318	spinning sharpshooter's corncob pipe	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Single Equip
3319	Mr. Joe's bangles of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Single Equip
3320	reassuring frayed rope belt	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Single Equip
3321	mirror blinking spinning packet of mayfly bait	0		Last Available: "2008-05"
3322	executive mansplainer's mayfly bait necklace	0		Monster Level: +15, Meat Drop: +40, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Summon Mayfly Swarm", Last Available: "2008-05"
3323	Ol' Scratch's salad fork	0		
3324	tumbling mirror Frosty's frosty mug	0		
3325	artisanal spinning jar of fermented pickle juice	3	super ultra mega EPIC	
3326	modified olive voodoo snuff	1	awesome	
3327	rotten spinning extra-greasy slider	4	crappy	
3328	crumpled felt fedora of the wise owl of mayonnaise	0		Mysticality: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "0.75xVolley, 0.75xLep"
3329	squat occult battered top-hat of the sewer	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Stench Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "0.5xVolley, 0.75xFairy"
3330	Annie Oakley's vibrating shapeless wide-brimmed hat	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "0.75xLep, 0.75xFairy"
3331	chilly mostly rat-hide leggings of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Cold Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xPotato"
3332	shaking lime green weightlifter's hobo dungarees of the empath	0		Muscle: +15, Familiar Weight: +5, Familiar Effect: "0.5xVolley, 1xPotato"
3333	mirror Sherlock's mansplainer's patched suit-pants	0		Monster Level: +15, Item Drop: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 0.5xFairy"
3334	hobo stogie	0		Single Equip
3335	rope with some soap on it	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Single Equip
3336	dead guy's piece of double-sided tape	0		
3337	vibrating beefy dead guy's memento	0		Muscle: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Single Equip, Nonstackable Watch
3338	adequate gigantic banquet	10	good	
3339	sharpened hubcap	0		
3340	mirror very caltrop	0		
3341	The Six-Pack of Pain	0		
3342	hobo monkey	0		
3343	twirling twirling bindle	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3344	maroon bed of coals	0		
3345	air mattress	0		
3346	squat filth-encrusted futon	0		
3347	comfy coffin	0		
3348	purple mattress	0		
3349	dinged-up triangle	0		
3350	delicious Ralph IX cognac	3	awesome	
3351	llama lama cria	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2008-06"
3352	jittery zen motorcycle	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3353	improved llama lama gong	0		Effect: "Shawarma Initiative", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2008-06"
3354	miniature toothsome twirling banana-frosted king cake	2	awesome	Last Available: "2008-08"
3355	stiffened brown plastic baby	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2008-08"
3356	plump juicy grub	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3357	shimmering moth	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3358	delectable fire ant	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3359	scrumptious ice ant	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3360	stinkbug	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3361	shaking yummy death watch beetle	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3362	tasty louse	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3363	toothsome spinning mole molé	3	awesome	Last Available: "2008-06"
3364	smooth distilled Morlock's Mark Bourbon	5	awesome	Last Available: "2008-06"
3365	galvanized squat Climate Colada	0		Effect: "Bat Attitude", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2008-06"
3366	deionized lime green huge digital underground potion	0		Effect: "Feet of Grapefruit", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2008-06"
3367	mirror interesting-looking twig	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3368	modified teal ghostly shaking jittery glimmering roc feather	1	awesome	Last Available: "2008-06"
3369	mixed blue tumbling jittery mirror glimmering phoenix feather	1		Last Available: "2008-06"
3370	denatured glimmering penguin feather	1		Last Available: "2008-06"
3371	mixed huge glimmering buzzard feather	1		Effect: "Concentration", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2008-06"
3372	dehydrated huge glimmering raven feather	1		Last Available: "2008-06"
3373	dehydrated glimmering great tit feather	1		Last Available: "2008-06"
3374	house of twigs and spit	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3375	spinning The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder	0		Skill: "The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder"
3376	Benetton's Medley of Diversity	0		Skill: "Benetton's Medley of Diversity"
3377	purple Elron's Explosive Etude	0		Skill: "Elron's Explosive Etude"
3378	huge upside-down Chorale of Companionship	0		Skill: "Chorale of Companionship"
3379	ghostly bouncing Prelude of Precision	0		Skill: "Prelude of Precision"
3380	stanky MacGyver's Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork	0		Maximum MP: +100, Stench Spell Damage: +25
3381	curative Ol' Scratch's stove door	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Thorns: 1
3382	green dog trainer's dance instructor's Newton's Ol' Scratch's manacles	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Experience (familiar): +1, Single Equip
3383	cyan rosy-cheeked wholesome Chester's sunglasses of courage	0		Maximum HP Percent: 40, Spooky Resistance: +3, Single Equip
3384	tumbling manspreader's hardened Chester's muscle shirt	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Monster Level: +10
3385	Annie Oakley's ruddy Chester's Aquarius medallion	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Single Equip
3386	huge flame-retardant veiny Zombo's shoulder blade	0		Maximum HP: +10, Hot Resistance: +1
3387	greasy Zombo's skull ring of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
3388	Zombo's empty eye	0		
3389	quilted Frosty's arm of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Damage Absorption: +40
3390	red twirling chaotic resourceful clever Staff of the Deepest Freeze	0		Maximum MP: 70, Spell Critical Percent: +10
3391	squat Frosty's iceball	0		
3392	coward's Oscus's garbage can lid	0		Monster Level: -20, Thorns: 1
3393	Oscus's neverending soda	0		
3394	toasty Oscus's flypaper pants of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Hot Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xPotato"
3395	mirror spinning flame-retardant Tesla Hodgman's porkpie hat	0		Hot Resistance: +1, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 0.5xVolley, 0.5xFairy"
3396	steel-toed Hodgman's lobsterskin pants of doom	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato"
3397	groovy Hodgman's bow tie of extreme caution	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Monster Level: -25, Single Equip
3398	perfectly mixed weak Hodgman's blanket	2	super ultra EPIC	
3399	weak perfectly mixed jar of squeeze	2	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	
3400	bland bowl of fishysoisse	3	decent	
3401	quadruple-activated deadly lampshade	0		Effect: "Yuletide Mutations", Effect Duration: 12
3402	moist flattened concentrated garbage juice	0		Effect: "Low on the Hog", Effect Duration: 24
3403	lewd playing card	0		
3404	blurry avaricious therapeutic deck of lewd playing cards of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Meat Drop: +30, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
3405	rosewater-soaked Hodgman's sock	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Single Equip
3406	vibrating Hodgman's varcolac paw	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10
3407	wobbly lion tamer's Hodgman's almanac	0		Experience (familiar): +2
3408	Socratic Hodgman's harmonica	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1
3409	therapeutic Hodgman's garbage sticker	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
3410	Hodgman's detector of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50
3411	Hodgman's cane of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5
3412	pulsating Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times	0		Skill: "Natural Born Scrabbler"
3413	Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics	0		Skill: "Thrift and Grift"
3414	Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin	0		Skill: "Abs of Tin"
3415	Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top	0		Skill: "Marginally Insane"
3416	hobo fortress blueprints	0		
3421	bouncing box of fireworks	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire off a Roman Candle", Last Available: "2008-07", Item Drop (sporadic): +12.5
3422	electrified sterno-flavored Hob-O	0		Effect: "The Q Is Talking To You", Effect Duration: 33
3423	diffused colloidal ghostly frostbite-flavored Hob-O	0		Effect: "Category", Effect Duration: 11
3424	pickled frozen green fry-oil-flavored Hob-O	0		Effect: "Sharp Weapon", Effect Duration: 47
3425	wet super-alkaline shaking garbage-juice-flavored Hob-O	0		Effect: "Armored Innards", Effect Duration: 42
3426	chilled aerosolized strawberry-flavored Hob-O	0		Effect: "Curse of the Black Pearl Onion", Effect Duration: 17
3427	roll of Hob-Os	0		
3428	enhanced triple-magnetized spinning Everlasting Deckswabber	0		Effect: "Simulation Stimulation", Effect Duration: 67
3430	blinking huge lime green bindle of joy	0		
3431	upside-down cotton candy cocoon	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2008-08"
3432	cotton candy cordial	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2008-08"
3433	tumbling spice melange	0		
3434	rattling cigar box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
3435	stirring stick of Calamity Jane of temperance	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Sleaze Resistance: +5
3436	Jeselnik's stanky Staff of the Teapot Tempest of the glutton	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +25, Food Drop: +100
3437	twirling hardy hardened studded Staff of the Black Kettle	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Damage Reduction: 3, Maximum HP: +50
3438	lard-coated chilly dog trainer's Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Cold Damage: +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
3439	Rainbow's Gravity	0		Skill: "Rainbow Gravitation", Last Available: "2008-07"
3440	denatured bouncing prismatic wad	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2008-07"
3441	Usain Bolt's club of the five seasons	0		Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2008-07"
3442	yellow pulsating studded rainbow crossbow	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Last Available: "2008-07"
3443	kitten	0		
3444	ghostly groovy webbed comic mask	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 2"
3445	Junior Adventurer's kit	0		
3446	groovy prism necklace	0		Single Equip, Sporadic Thorns: 2.5
3447	greasy stylish six-rainbow shield	0		Moxie: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2008-07"
3448	rainbow bomb	0		Last Available: "2008-07"
3449	cotton candy cone	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3450	fuchsia cotton candy pinch	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3451	cotton candy smidgen	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3452	tumbling narrow red cotton candy skoshe	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3453	cotton candy plug	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3454	cotton candy pillow	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3455	mirror cotton candy bale	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3456	trusty torch of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2011-12"
3457	upside-down skewed rosy-cheeked Junior Adventurer's merit badge	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Single Equip
3458	double-Vulcanized STYX deodorant body spray	0		Effect: "Sourpuss", Effect Duration: 49
3459	practically non-alcoholic mediocre skewed white-label gin	1	decent	
3460	fancy stale red tin rations	4	decent	Effect: "Oxygenated Blood", Effect Duration: 5
3461	haiku challenge map	0		
3462	mirror terrible poem	0		
3463	perfectly mixed high-proof tumbling bottle of sake	6	EPIC	
3464	huge yellow healthy round pebble	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20
3465	adequate Bash-Ōs cereal	3	good	Wiki Name: "Bash-Os cereal"
3466	curative Rosewater's haiku katana of mayonnaise	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spring Raindrop Attack", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Summer Siesta", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Falling Leaf Whirlwind", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Winter's Bite Technique", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "The 17 Cuts", Last Available: "2008-09"
3467	bargain flash powder	0		
3468	manspreader's plastic baby	0		Monster Level: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2008-12"
3469	snack-sized moldy blueberry-frosted king cake	2	crappy	Last Available: "2008-12"
3470	blinking bitty bathysphere	0		Familiar Weight: -20, Underwater Familiar, Familiar Effect: "adventure underwater"
3471	blue damp boot	0		
3472	jittery Van der Graaf MacGyver's slick Seasonal Beret	0		Moxie: +10, Maximum MP: +100, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 25"
3473	maroon Bash-Ōs boxtop	0		Wiki Name: "Bash-Os boxtop"
3474	vacuum-sealed twirling cranberry cordial	0		Effect: "Cybernetic Muscles", Effect Duration: 26
3475	non-denatured non-activated blackberry polite	0		Effect: "Petit Forbearance", Effect Duration: 20
3476	aerosolized non-oxidized spinning cyan plum lozenge	0		Effect: "Bananas!", Effect Duration: 40
3477	quadruple-nitrogenated pear lozenge	0		Effect: "Ocelot Eyes", Effect Duration: 23
3478	dry polymerized peach lozenge	0		Effect: "Sweetened and Fattened", Effect Duration: 68
3479	skewed balloon shield	0		Thorns: 1
3480	spot	0		
3481	uniclops egg	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2009-10"
3482	lime green passed-out psychedelic bear	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2009-10"
3483	psychedelic bubble wand	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3484	twirling eye 'n' horn shampoo	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3485	quantum moist glittery mascara	0		Effect: "Prince of Seaside Town", Effect Duration: 23
3486	dull fish scale	0		
3487	rough fish scale	0		
3488	squat pristine fish scale	0		
3489	snack-sized bland beefy fish meat	2	decent	Effect: "Fishy", Effect Duration: 5
3490	stale glistening fish meat	4	decent	Effect: "Fishy", Effect Duration: 5
3491	flavorless half-sized slick fish meat	2	decent	Effect: "Fishy", Effect Duration: 5
3492	padded fish scimitar of the brazier	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +25
3493	supercool fish stick of Gandalf	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +20
3494	perfumed fish bazooka of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Stench Resistance: +5
3495	adjusted unsweetened sea salt crystal	0		Effect: "Toast Tea", Effect Duration: 21
3496	chilled energized red bazookafish bubble gum	0		Effect: "Hyphemariffic", Effect Duration: 46
3497	smooth bottle of Pete's Sake	3	awesome	
3498	invisible bag	0		Familiar Effect: "8xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2011-12"
3499	witch hat	0		Familiar Effect: "8xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2011-12"
3500	beholed bedsheet	0		Familiar Effect: "8xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2011-12"
3501	tiny stale canapés	1	decent	
3502	powdered huge squat thermos of brew	1	decent	Effect: "Singer's Faithful Ocelot", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2011-12"
3503	hand-crafted glass of brandy	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-12"
3504	French slippers	0		
3505	LWA ring of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25
3506	LARP membership card	0		Last Available: "2008-10"
3507	tumbling pulsating Scratch 'n' Sniff Sticker Tome	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2008-11", Skill: "Summon Stickers"
3508	savvy scratch 'n' sniff sword	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Breakable, Last Available: "2008-11"
3509	gray scratch 'n' sniff unicorn sticker	0		Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2008-11"
3510	shaking scratch 'n' sniff apple sticker	0		Experience: +2, Last Available: "2008-11"
3511	scratch 'n' sniff UPC sticker	0		Meat Drop: +25, Last Available: "2008-11"
3512	scratch 'n' sniff wrestler sticker	0		All Attributes Percent: +10, Last Available: "2008-11"
3513	scratch 'n' sniff dragon sticker	0		Spooky Damage: +3, Stench Damage: +3, Hot Damage: +3, Cold Damage: +3, Sleaze Damage: +3, Last Available: "2008-11"
3514	scratch 'n' sniff rock band sticker	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Spell Damage: +20, Last Available: "2008-11"
3515	mirror squat toasty hardened ganger bandana	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Hot Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk"
3516	ghostly wobbly eel skin	0		
3517	asbestos-lined eelskin hat	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk", Thorns: [env(underwater)]
3518	nasty eelskin pants	0		Stench Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, MP regen", Thorns: [env(underwater)]
3519	bouncing tumbling eelskin shield of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Thorns: [env(underwater)]
3520	shark tooth	0		
3521	Jeselnik's shark tooth necklace of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Sleaze Damage: +25, Single Equip
3522	crafty extremely unsafe shark jumper	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Maximum MP: +10
3523	super-nitrogenated polymerized shark cartilage	0		Effect: "Cold-Blooded Warm Fuzzies", Effect Duration: 35
3524	cold-filtered eel battery	0		Effect: "Faboooo", Effect Duration: 36
3525	enhanced temporary teardrop tattoo	0		Effect: "Fangs and Pangs", Effect Duration: 45
3526	wobbly quilted scratch 'n' sniff crossbow	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Breakable, Last Available: "2008-11"
3527	mutant rattlesnake egg	0		
3528	blue mutant fire ant egg	0		
3529	blue mutant cactus bud	0		
3530	teal mutant gila monster egg	0		
3531	rattlesnake enrager	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3532	olive ant antidepressant	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3533	cactus monocle	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3534	narrow Jawmaster 2000™	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3535	maroon skewed plans for depleted Grimacite hammer	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite hammer"
3536	plans for depleted Grimacite gravy boat	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite gravy boat"
3537	plans for depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt"
3538	plans for depleted Grimacite grappling hook	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite grappling hook"
3539	plans for depleted Grimacite ninja mask	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite ninja mask"
3540	plans for depleted Grimacite shinguards	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite shinguards"
3541	plans for depleted Grimacite astrolabe	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite astrolabe"
3542	fuchsia squat brawny depleted Grimacite hammer	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Last Available: "2011-12"
3543	depleted Grimacite gravy boat of Leguizamo of terror	0		Monster Level: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2011-12"
3544	crafty depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt of the detective	0		Maximum MP: +10, Item Drop: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-12"
3545	nippy hale depleted Grimacite grappling hook	0		Maximum HP: +20, Cold Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-12"
3546	upside-down aromatic Da Vinci's depleted Grimacite ninja mask	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Stench Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2011-12"
3547	spinning lime green MacGyver's razor-sharp depleted Grimacite shinguards	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Maximum MP: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xBarrr, cap 25", Last Available: "2011-12"
3548	mirror foul-smelling careful depleted Grimacite astrolabe	0		Monster Level: -10, Stench Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-12"
3549	gravedigger's groovy KoL Con Cinco Piñata Bat	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Spooky Damage: +10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2008-09"
3550	foul-smelling propeller beanie	0		Stench Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 7"
3551	manspreader's stiffened quilted straw hat	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Damage Reduction: 1, Monster Level: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy"
3552	lard-coated curative forbidden octopus's spade	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
3553	gray soggy seed packet	0		
3554	blurry glob of slime	0		
3555	spoiled fuchsia sea carrot	4	crappy	
3556	stale bite-sized blinking sea cucumber	1	decent	
3557	decent super-sized twirling sea avocado	5	good	
3558	adequate half-sized sea lychee	2	good	
3559	adequate small sea tangelo	2	good	
3560	flavorless sea honeydew	3	decent	
3561	tarnished denatured huge pressurized potion of puissance	0		Effect: "Shawarma Initiative", Effect Duration: 47
3562	non-ionized frozen pressurized potion of perspicacity	0		Effect: "Night Vision", Effect Duration: 59
3563	polymerized ionized pressurized potion of pulchritude	0		Effect: "Yes, Can Haz", Effect Duration: 16
3564	perfectly mixed ghostly berry-infused sake	4	EPIC	
3565	special bad practically non-alcoholic teal citrus-infused sake	1	decent	Effect: "Hot Jellied", Effect Duration: 20
3566	weak delicious melon-infused sake	2	awesome	
3567	slab of sponge	0		
3568	wholesome Fonzie's sponge helmet of the cheetah	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Initiative: +60, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy"
3569	tumbling veiny occult strapping spongy shield	0		Muscle: +5, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Maximum HP: +10
3570	wobbly wool veiny sage square sponge pants	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Maximum HP: +10, Cold Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xPotato"
3571	flytrap pellet	0		
3572	mirror mirror baby cuddlefish	0		
3573	six-armed sweater	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3574	slimy chest	0		
3575	sand dollar	0		
3576	flytrap bezoar	0		
3577	bezoar ring	0		
3578	candy cornucopia	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
3579	shaking ballet slippers	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2008-12"
3580	wriggling flytrap pellet	0		
3581	shaking sushi-rolling mat	0		
3582	flavorless half-sized rice	2	decent	
3584	spoiled irradiated candy cane	3	crappy	Last Available: "2008-12"
3585	immense stale olive gingerbread mutant bugbear	6	decent	Last Available: "2008-12"
3586	high-proof bad oozenog	6	decent	Last Available: "2008-12"
3587	polarized wet dry blinking wobbly sugar plum	0		Effect: "Man's Worst Enemy", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2008-12"
3588	enhanced polarized twirling sugar banana	0		Effect: "Intimidating Mien", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2008-12"
3589	ionized modified green sugar lime	0		Effect: "Crying, Dying", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2008-12"
3590	super-tarnished galvanized triple-quantum sugar cherry	0		Effect: "Amorous Avarice", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2008-12"
3591	manspreader's Mer-kin hookspear of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Monster Level: +10, Drops Meat
3592	Mer-kin takebag	0		Item Drop: +5
3593	Mer-kin thingpouch	0		
3594	Mer-kin killscroll	0		
3595	oxidized non-pressed Vulcanized Mer-kin fastjuice	0		Effect: "Polka Face", Effect Duration: 29
3596	imitation crab crate	0		
3597	yellow jittery imitation crab meat	0		
3598	imitation crab zoea	0		
3599	baleful moist sailor's cap of terror of temperance	0		Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "stench atk"
3600	scandalous speargun of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Sleaze Damage: +5
3601	teal Sherlock's compass	0		Item Drop: +25
3602	broken diving helmet	0		
3603	porthole	0		
3604	rivet	0		
3605	lime green bubblin' stone	0		
3606	padded strapping diving helmet of the dark arts	0		Muscle: +5, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Damage Absorption: +20, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato"
3607	lime green rosy-cheeked aerated diving helmet of horror of the cheetah	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Initiative: +60, Adventure Underwater, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato"
3608	purple live nautical mine	0		
3609	das boot	0		Familiar Weight: -10, Underwater Familiar, Familiar Effect: "adventure underwater"
3610	narrow imitation whetstone	0		
3611	flattened sea grease	0		Effect: "Whippin' It Good", Effect Duration: 36
3612	sturdy Crimbo crate	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3613	battered Crimbo Crate	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3614	twitching claw	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3615	blinking rigid carapace	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3616	pulsing flesh	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3617	aerosolized adjusted chilled cyan unstable DNA	0		Effect: "Florid Cheeks", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2008-12"
3618	The Spirit of Crimbo	0		Free Pull, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Recite 'The Spirit of Crimbo'", Last Available: "2008-12"
3619	huge wriggling tentacle	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3620	blinking mass of wriggling tentacles	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3621	pair of twitching claws	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3622	spinning gnashing teeth	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3623	squat chitinous pod	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3624	personal trainer's parasitic claw	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Last Available: "2008-12"
3625	parasitic tentacles of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 5xBarrr, cap 7", Last Available: "2008-12"
3626	Usain Bolt's parasitic headgnawer	0		Initiative: +80, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 7", Last Available: "2008-12", Thorns: 1
3627	jittery wicked parasitic strangleworm	0		Spell Damage: +5, Last Available: "2008-12"
3628	pair of ragged claws	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3629	burrowgrub hive	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3630	Crimbo crate	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3631	vacuum-sealed Gummi-DNA	0		Effect: "[1701]Hip to the Jive", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2020-09"
3632	radioactive chew toy	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2008-12"
3633	jittery shaking elven socks of dire peril of incineration	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2008-12"
3634	aromatic elven gloves of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2008-12"
3635	squat wicked festive holiday hat of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Spell Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 7", Last Available: "2008-12"
3636	patent shoes of the sweet-tooth of Flo-Jo	0		Candy Drop: +100, Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2008-12"
3637	twirling prompt smartaleck's gray bow tie	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2008-12"
3638	blinking upside-down Van der Graaf steel-toed penguin thesaurus	0		Damage Reduction: 9, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2008-12"
3639	bland miniature blue blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	2	decent	Effect: "Amorphous Cheer", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-06"
3640	bouncing seaweed	0		
3641	jamfish jam	0		
3642	gray dragonfish caviar	0		
3643	shaking pufferfish spine	0		
3644	squat gray occult depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Last Available: "2007-06"
3645	mediocre watered-down upside-down canteen of wine	2	decent	Last Available: "2008-12"
3646	normal ghostly elven <i>limbos</i> gingerbread	3	good	Last Available: "2008-12"
3647	elven whittling knife	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3648	huge spinning magic dragonfish fry	0		
3649	ghostly map to Madness Reef	0		
3650	toothsome toast with jam	3	awesome	Last Available: "2008-12"
3651	mirror antlers	0		Familiar Weight: +4, Last Available: "2008-12"
3652	mediocre yellow elven moonshine	4	decent	Last Available: "2008-12"
3653	bland knuckle sandwich	3	decent	Last Available: "2008-12", Wiki Name: "knuckle sandwich"
3654	healthy baleful psycho sweater	0		Spell Damage: +25, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2008-12"
3655	fin-bit wax	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3656	family-friendly plastic Mob Penguin	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2008-12"
3657	plastic mutant elf of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Last Available: "2008-12"
3658	plastic fat stack of cash of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Last Available: "2008-12"
3659	shaking savvy plastic strand of DNA	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Last Available: "2008-12"
3660	narrow plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Last Available: "2008-12"
3661	container of Putty	0		Last Available: "2009-01"
3662	Putty mitre of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1.5xLep, 1.5xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2009-01"
3663	cyan miser's Putty leotard of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Meat Drop: +10, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2009-01"
3664	ghostly jittery weightlifter's Putty ball	0		Muscle: +15, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2009-01"
3665	Putty sheet	0		Last Available: "2009-01"
3666	nasty vibrating brawny Putty snake	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Stench Damage: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2009-01"
3667	pulsating pulsating Putty monster	0		Last Available: "2009-01"
3668	yellow cool glow-in-the-dark wristwatch of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Moxie: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-01", Nonstackable Watch
3669	twirling Usain Bolt's glow-in-the-dark dart gun	0		Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2009-01"
3670	red electrified glow-in-the-dark burrowgrub	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2009-01"
3671	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
3672	flavorless can of franks 'n' beans	4	decent	Last Available: "2010-12"
3673	delicious weak yellow bottle of peppermint schnapps	2	awesome	Last Available: "2010-12"
3674	mirror blurry throbbing rage gland	0		Skill: "Vent Rage Gland"
3675	Mer-kin pressureglobe	0		
3676	tumbling Mer-kin foodbucket	0		
3677	cyan diving muff of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Single Equip
3678	lousy salinated mint julep	4	decent	
3679	ink bladder	0		
3680	esca	0		
3681	yellow blurry bubbling tempura batter	0		
3682	globe of Deep Sauce	0		
3683	map to the Marinara Trench	0		
3684	spoiled big fancy bouncing tempura carrot	5	crappy	Effect: "Human-Hobo Hybrid", Effect Duration: 35
3685	decent tempura cucumber	3	good	
3686	enchanted moldy tempura avocado	3	crappy	Effect: "Frigid Weapon", Effect Duration: 20
3687	decent sea broccoli	3	good	
3688	rotten huge sea cauliflower	9	crappy	
3689	rotten tempura broccoli	3	crappy	
3690	moldy gigantic spinning tempura cauliflower	10	crappy	
3691	half-sized spoiled wobbly sea blueberry	2	crappy	
3692	adequate yellow sea persimmon	3	good	
3693	triple-dry pressurized potion of perception	0		Effect: "Ermine Eyes", Effect Duration: 21
3694	adjusted quantum pressurized potion of proficiency	0		Effect: "Ack!  Barred!", Effect Duration: 15
3695	ruddy Mer-kin digpick	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40
3696	anemone nematocyst	0		
3697	high-pressure seltzer bottle	0		
3698	velcro ore	0		
3699	teflon ore	0		
3700	jittery vinyl ore	0		
3701	blue map to Anemone Mine	0		
3702	teal marine aquamarine	0		
3703	valve wheel	0		
3704	shaking waterlogged bootstraps	0		
3705	shaking Usain Bolt's Van der Graaf velcro broadsword of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Initiative: +80, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
3706	wobbly Lo Pan's Samson's velcro paddle ball of dire peril	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Weapon Damage: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +30
3707	miser's ruddy velcro shield of terror	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +10
3708	red shaking wizardly brainy velcro boots of Tarzan	0		Mysticality: 30, Experience (Muscle): +3, Single Equip
3709	blue miser's non-stick pugil stick of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Meat Drop: +10
3710	rock-hard grievous teflon spatula of the sewer	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Damage Reduction: 5, Stench Damage: +25
3711	squat Samson's Herculean strapping teflon shield	0		Muscle: +5, Experience (Muscle): 6
3712	sizzling Sinatra's teflon swim fins of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Experience (Moxie): +5, Hot Damage: +10, Single Equip
3713	MacGyver's boxer's 7-inch discus	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Maximum MP: +100
3714	up-at-dawn manspreader's PVC staff of the overflowing toilet	0		Monster Level: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Adventures: +5
3715	jittery olive Sherlock's energetic vinyl shield of Gandalf	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Item Drop: +25
3716	supercharged dance instructor's vinyl boots of Flo-Jo	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Initiative: +100, Single Equip
3717	decaying oar	0		
3718	squat fishhook	0		
3719	lantern	0		
3720	decaying pole	0		
3721	decaying paddle	0		
3722	bouncing tarnished ring	0		
3723	tarnished rod	0		
3724	brittle plastic handle	0		
3725	teal foggy glass globe	0		
3726	possessed tomato	0		
3727	shaking jittery Nardz energy beverage	0		
3728	pile of coins	0		
3729	huge hand grenegg	0		
3730	caret	0		
3731	nasty glass gnoll eye	0		Stench Damage: +5
3732	non-modified deionized cigar butt	0		Effect: "Dweeby", Effect Duration: 64
3733	jittery Oprah's shellacked manly bloomers	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, 1xGhuol, cap 13"
3734	wobbly Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	0		
3735	red fat wallet	0		
3736	perfumed double-paned handwarmer	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Stench Resistance: +5, Single Equip
3737	supercharged padded lighter	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +30
3738	stale half-sized gray packet of beer nuts	2	decent	
3739	Boozehounds Anonymous token	0		
3740	bouncing handful of bees	0		
3741	spectral jelly	0		
3742	pressed polarized spinning blurry jellyfish gel	0		Effect: "Saucefingers", Effect Duration: 56
3743	unstable quark	0		
3744	software glitch	0		
3745	fumble formula	0		Recipe: "concoction of clumsiness"
3746	jittery vampire pearl	0		
3747	huge blinking mother's secret recipe	0		Recipe: "white chocolate chip brownies"
3749	nitrogenated concoction of clumsiness	0		Effect: "Slimily Sagacious", Effect Duration: 63
3750	jittery forbidden vampire pearl earring	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Single Equip
3751	stale bite-sized shaking chocolate chip brownies	1	decent	
3753	Libram of Love Songs	0		Last Available: "2009-02", Skill: "Summon Love Song"
3754	super-ionized quadruple-altered red love song of vague ambiguity	0		Effect: "You Drank Fish Wine", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2009-02"
3755	dry concentrated love song of smoldering passion	0		Effect: "Fitter, Happier", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2009-02"
3756	extra-polarized improved love song of icy revenge	0		Effect: "Well Owl Be!", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2009-02"
3757	cold-filtered shaking lime green blurry love song of sugary cuteness	0		Effect: "Scrappy, Shadowy", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2009-02"
3758	vacuum-sealed dry spinning love song of disturbing obsession	0		Effect: "Toothy Grin", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2009-02"
3759	oxidized irradiated love song of naughty innuendo	0		Effect: "Irresistible Resolve", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2009-02"
3760	alkaline blurry breath mint	0		Effect: "Ten out of Ten", Effect Duration: 18
3761	boxer's vampire pearl ring	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Single Equip
3762	green Newton's vampire pearl necklace	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Single Equip
3763	mediocre slug of vodka	4	decent	
3764	smooth slug of rum	4	awesome	
3765	mediocre slug of shochu	3	decent	
3766	practically non-alcoholic drinkable screwdiver	1	good	
3767	hand-crafted dew yoana lei	3	EPIC	
3768	perfectly mixed lychee chuhai	4	EPIC	
3769	spirit-forward tolerable salacious screwdiver	5	good	
3770	extra-dry mediocre dew yoana salacious lei	5	decent	
3771	watered-down perfectly mixed salacious lychee chuhai	2	EPIC	
3772	artisanal Alewife&trade; Ale	3	EPIC	
3773	blurry seaode	0		
3774	squat map to the Dive Bar	0		
3775	squat Mer-kin pinkslip	0		
3776	beefy pink pinkslip slip of Tarzan	0		Muscle: +10, Experience (Muscle): +3, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr"
3777	rock-hard sea salt scrubs of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Damage Reduction: 5
3778	Lo Pan's Tesla Samson's amber aviator shades	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Spell Critical Percent: +30, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip
3779	flattened energized electrified teal squat hair of the fish	0		Effect: "Sugar, Hello", Effect Duration: 26
3780	jittery asbestos-lined chilly resourceful nurse's hat	0		Maximum MP: +50, Cold Damage: +5, Hot Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk"
3781	blank prescription sheet	0		
3782	dried purple tumbling bottle of melodramamine	1		
3783	distilled bottle of extra-strength melodramamine	1		
3784	paranormal ricotta	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3785	smoking talon	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3786	vampire glitter	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3787	wine-soaked bone chips	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3788	crumbling rat skull	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3789	blinking twitching trigger finger	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3799	Apathargic Bandersnatch	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
3800	aquaviolet jub-jub bird	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Familiar Effect: "mys stats"
3801	crimsilion jub-jub bird	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Equips On: "Frumious Bandersnatch", Familiar Effect: "mus stats"
3802	charpuce jub-jub bird	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Equips On: "Frumious Bandersnatch", Familiar Effect: "mox stats"
3803	foul-smelling Fonzie's beefcake's Mer-kin roundshield	0		Muscle: +25, Experience (Moxie): +1, Stench Damage: +10
3804	Tesla crafty Mer-kin breastplate	0		Maximum MP: +10, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
3805	Mer-kin sneakmask of Leguizamo of the overflowing toilet	0		Monster Level: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Combat Rate (Underwater): -5, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy"
3806	Mer-kin prayerbeads	0		
3807	modified wobbly Mer-kin hidepaint	0		Effect: "All Branned Up", Effect Duration: 68
3808	Mer-kin trailmap	0		
3809	Mer-kin healscroll	0		
3810	cyan Mer-kin lockkey	0		
3811	spinning Mer-kin stashbox	0		
3812	flavorless chocolate-frosted king cake	3	decent	Last Available: "2009-06"
3813	groovy plastic baby	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-06"
3815	midget clownfish	0		
3816	half-height unicycle	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3817	normal half-sized blinking sea radish	2	good	
3818	scandalous gravedigger's medical-grade halibut	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Sleaze Damage: +5, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
3819	eel sauce	0		
3820	asbestos-lined water-polo mitt	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Single Equip
3821	improved extra-energized dry mirror purple syringe	0		Effect: "Gamer Rage", Effect Duration: 18
3822	wand	0		Familiar Effect: "fishy spells", Sporadic Damage Aura: [0.2475*env(underwater)]
3823	double-polymerized wad of cotton	0		Effect: "Fungal Fortification", Effect Duration: 25
3824	blinking Grandma's Note	0		
3825	mirror Grandma's Fuchsia Yarn	0		
3826	Grandma's Chartreuse Yarn	0		
3827	tumbling plastic oyster egg	0		
3828	maroon Grandma's Map	0		
3829	low-calorie normal jittery tempura radish	1	good	
3830	hale water-polo cap	0		Maximum HP: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr"
3831	lousy Typical Tavern swill	3	decent	
3832	artisanal practically non-alcoholic tropical swill	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	
3833	delicious high-proof fruity girl swill	6	awesome	
3834	lousy maroon blended swill	4	decent	
3835	costume wardrobe	0		Softcore Only
3836	steel-toed rock-hard baleful Elvish sunglasses of Flo-Jo	0		Spell Damage: +25, Damage Reduction: 14, Initiative: +100, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play an Accordion Solo", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play a Guitar Solo", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play a Drum Solo", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play a Flute Solo", Last Available: "2009-04"
3837	green shellacked anniversary safety glass vest	0		Damage Reduction: 7
3838	blinking anniversary burlap belt of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25
3839	prompt anniversary balsa wood socks	0		Adventures: +3
3840	anniversary latex mask	0		Familiar Weight: +1
3841	upside-down anniversary pewter cape of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50
3842	twirling energetic out-of-tune biwa	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20
3843	jittery rock-hard dented harmonica	0		Damage Reduction: 5
3844	greedy magic whistle of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Meat Drop: +20
3845	brainy plastic blowgun	0		Mysticality: +5
3846	ghostly rosewater-soaked ribald Rosewater's jungle drum	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Sleaze Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +3
3847	mirror personal trainer's hippy bongo	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10
3848	stanky knob bugle	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25
3849	hardy 4-dimensional guitar of Calamity Jane	0		Maximum HP: +50, Critical Hit Percent: +15
3850	boxing glove of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50
3851	jittery skewed foul-smelling Annie Oakley's boxing glove on a spring of courage	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Stench Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +3
3852	squat half-sized guitar of the wise owl of incineration	0		Mysticality: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +50
3853	frosty bass drum of the glutton	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Food Drop: +100
3854	pixel boomerang of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100
3855	Lo Pan's Samson's world's smallest violin of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Experience (Muscle): +5, Spell Critical Percent: +30
3856	boxer's cool ocarina of space of vim and vigor	0		Moxie: +5, Muscle Percent: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +50
3857	pulsating banded a butt tuba	0		Damage Absorption: +100
3858	scandalous bone flute	0		Sleaze Damage: +5
3859	family-friendly infernal fife	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1
3860	ruddy charming flute	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40
3861	leaf of grass	0		
3862	supercharged grass whistle of chilblains	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Cold Damage: +25
3863	knitted ribald plastic guitar	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +3
3864	finger cymbals of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
3865	narrow curative sinister kettle drum	0		Spell Damage: +10, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
3866	resourceful stylish double-barreled sling	0		Moxie: +25, Maximum MP: +50
3867	ghostly blinking sizzling magilaser blastercannon of horror	0		Hot Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +25
3868	hanky&#363; of the brute of courage	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Spooky Resistance: +3, Wiki Name: "frigid hankyu"
3869	curative veiny ultimate ultimate frisbee	0		Maximum HP: +10, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
3870	stolen office supplies	0		
3871	skewed wholesome office-supply crossbow of doom	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +50
3872	medical-grade pocket theremin	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
3873	rave whistle of mayonnaise of courage	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Resistance: +3, Raveosity: +1
3874	hellseal hide	0		
3875	shredded hellseal hide	0		
3876	hellseal brain	0		
3877	burst hellseal brain	0		
3878	hellseal sinew	0		
3879	squat torn hellseal sinew	0		
3880	hellseal disguise	0		
3881	coward's Socratic fouet de tortue-dressage	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Monster Level: -20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Apprivoisez la tortue"
3882	encoded cult documents	0		
3883	bouncing cult memo	0		
3884	decoded cult documents	0		Skill: "Bind Spaghetti Elemental"
3885	deionized super-nitrogenated vial of slime	0		Effect: "Incensed", Effect Duration: 14
3886	unsweetened flattened vial of slime	0		Effect: "Mitre Cut", Effect Duration: 28
3887	polymerized Vulcanized vial of slime	0		Effect: "init.enh", Effect Duration: 13
3888	improved vial of slime	0		Effect: "The Spy Who Loved XP", Effect Duration: 29
3889	boiled double-ionized moist wobbly vial of slime	0		Effect: "Patience of the Tortoise", Effect Duration: 42
3890	electrified triple-tarnished skewed vial of violet slime	0		Effect: "Greasy Visage", Effect Duration: 51
3891	unsweetened polymerized vial of vermilion slime	0		Effect: "Inscrutable exoskeleton", Effect Duration: 31
3892	diffused altered vial of amber slime	0		Effect: "Ooh, Sweet!", Effect Duration: 19
3893	dry frozen vial of chartreuse slime	0		Effect: "meat.enh", Effect Duration: 14
3894	extra-flattened narrow vial of teal slime	0		Effect: "Coal-Powered", Effect Duration: 41
3895	alkaline squat vial of indigo slime	0		Effect: "You Know Who to Call", Effect Duration: 53
3896	ionized vial of slime	0		Effect: "Cool, Catlike", Effect Duration: 68
3897	warmed nitrogenated skewed vial of brown slime	0		Effect: "Ninja, Please", Effect Duration: 47
3898	bottle of G&uuml;-Gone	0		
3901	green wobbly seal-blubber candle	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3902	figurine of a wretched-looking seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3903	tumbling figurine of a baby seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3904	figurine of an armored seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3905	figurine of an seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3906	figurine of a sleek seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3907	narrow huge figurine of a shadowy seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3908	skewed figurine of a stinking seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3909	figurine of a charred seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3910	figurine of a seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3911	figurine of a slippery seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3912	mirror imbued seal-blubber candle	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3913	mediocre blended swill with a fly in it	4	decent	
3914	huge turtle wax	0		
3915	medical-grade turtle wax shield	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
3916	cyan wholesome turtle wax helmet	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato, 0.5xFairy, cap 10"
3917	rosewater-soaked turtle wax greaves	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xBarrr, cap 10"
3918	meat shield of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30
3919	turtlemail bits	0		
3920	lightning-fast turtlemail coif of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Initiative: +40, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 20"
3921	Fonzie's turtlemail breeches of doom	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, 1.5xFairy, cap 20"
3922	yellow aromatic gravedigger's turtlemail hauberk	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +1
3923	hedgeturtle	0		
3924	shaking lion tamer's fortified spiky turtle helmet	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Experience (familiar): +2, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 32"
3925	blue spiky turtle shoulderpads of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Single Equip, Thorns: 2
3926	hardened brainy spiky turtle shield	0		Mysticality: +5, Damage Reduction: 3
3927	jittery tumbling narrow turtling rod	0		Class: "Turtle Tamer"
3928	red syncopated turtle	0		
3929	grinning turtle	0		
3930	polymerized irradiated bouncing tainted seal's blood	0		Effect: "Superveiny 9000", Effect Duration: 69
3931	twirling gray prompt avaricious severed flipper	0		Meat Drop: +30, Adventures: +3, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3932	blurry ingot of seal-iron	0		
3933	red extremely unsafe bad-ass club of courage	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Spooky Resistance: +3, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3934	sealbone	0		
3935	warmed mirror yellow hyperinflated seal lung	0		Effect: "Healthy, Elfy, and Wise", Effect Duration: 37
3936	denatured diffused scrap of shadow	0		Effect: "Frozen Hands", Effect Duration: 29
3937	adjusted bouncing fustulent seal grulch	0		Effect: "Red Misty-Eyed", Effect Duration: 68
3938	brawny club of corruption	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3939	squat corrupt club of corruption of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3940	squat scorching corrupt club of corrupt corruption	0		Hot Damage: +25, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3941	aromatic chilly evil-ass club of the sewer	0		Cold Damage: +5, Stench Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +1, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3942	Sherlock's hardy nasty-ass club of Gandalf	0		Maximum HP: +50, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Item Drop: +25, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3943	thinker's infernal toilet brush of the dark arts	0		Mysticality: +10, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3944	prompt MacGyver's shadowy seal eye	0		Maximum MP: +100, Adventures: +3, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3945	Temple Grandin's oyster egg balloon	0		Familiar Weight: +7
3946	Clan VIP Lounge invitation	0		Free Pull
3947	maroon Clan VIP Lounge key	0		Free Pull
3948	Meat	0		
3949	ghostly treasure chest	0		
3950	lime green key	0		
3951	ghostly Baron von Ratsworth	0		
3952	monocle	0		
3953	mink	0		
3954	teddy butler	0		
3955	martini	0		
3956	crazy bastard sword	0		
3957	blurry blinking teal tin of caviar	0		
3958	Jim Carey's bejeweled cufflinks	0		Monster Level: +25, Single Equip
3959	mirror garish pinky ring of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60
3960	grievous designer sunglasses	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Single Equip
3961	narrow knitted opera glasses of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +3
3962	designer handbag	0		
3963	blurry Clan pool table	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2009-05"
3964	yellow cell phone	0		Familiar Weight: +10
3965	nitrogenated cube of billiard chalk	0		Effect: "In Vino Vires", Effect Duration: 23
3966	squat perfumed Annie Oakley's sage hot-ass club	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Stench Resistance: +5, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3967	wool Rosewater's frigid-ass club of chilblains	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Cold Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +1, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3968	mirror Sherlock's quilted creepy-ass club of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Damage Absorption: +40, Item Drop: +25, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3969	improved skewed mirror ghostly sizzling seal fat	0		Effect: "The Dark Lord Rides in Force Tonight", Effect Duration: 47
3970	supercharged savvy Abyssal ember	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3971	modified frost-rimed seal hide	0		Effect: "The Real Deal", Effect Duration: 59
3972	flame-retardant seal spine of the boozehound	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Booze Drop: +100, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3973	vacuum-sealed seal lube	0		Effect: "Mad at Science", Effect Duration: 64
3974	Tesla educational mannequin leg	0		Experience: +1, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3975	teal supercharged educational padded tortoise	0		Experience: +1, Maximum MP Percent: +30
3976	Lo Pan's tortoboggan of Leguizamo	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Monster Level: +20, Single Equip
3977	lime green painted turtle	0		
3978	Oprah's Da Vinci's painted shield	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Maximum MP Percent: +50
3979	sleeping wereturtle	0		
3980	shell	0		
3981	torquoise	0		
3982	spinning healthy torquoise ring of the glutton	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Food Drop: +100, Single Equip
3983	dueling turtle	0		
3984	aromatic Fonzie's dueling banjo	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Stench Resistance: +1
3985	jittery soup turtle	0		
3986	pulsating samurai turtle	0		
3987	vibrating samurai turtle helmet of the brazier	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato, cap 6"
3988	narrow turtle shell	0		
3989	tumbling turtle shell powder	0		
3990	turtle shell helmet of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cap 8"
3991	slime-soaked hypophysis	0		Skill: "Slimy Sinews"
3992	slime-soaked brain	0		Skill: "Slimy Synapses"
3993	slime-soaked sweat gland	0		Skill: "Slimy Shoulders"
3994	security blankie	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3995	bundle of chamoix	0		
3996	boxcar turtle	0		
3997	bouncing dolphin whistle	0		
3998	olive metrognome	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3999	infant sandworm	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4000	string of dingle balls	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
4001	mixed wobbly agua de vida	1	EPIC	Effect: "Fudge Headache", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2009-06"
4002	lard-coated resourceful tortoboggan shield	0		Maximum MP: +50, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
4003	purple bottle of moontan lotion	0		
4004	Van der Graaf soup-chucks	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
4005	electrified shaking ballast turtle	0		Effect: "Less Pervious", Effect Duration: 56
4006	memory of some amino acids	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4007	pulsating memory of a C	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4008	memory of an A	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4009	wobbly memory of a G	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4010	blurry memory of a T	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4011	fuchsia memory of a CA base pair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4012	mirror memory of a CG base pair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4013	memory of a CT base pair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4014	memory of an AG base pair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4015	mirror memory of an AT base pair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4016	mirror memory of a GT base pair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4017	jittery squirming Slime larva	0		
4018	twirling toasty greaves	0		Hot Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, cap 37"
4019	undissolvable contact lenses	0		
4020	MacGyver's piece of rebar of the glutton	0		Maximum MP: +100, Food Drop: +100
4021	shaking knitted Da Vinci's thinker's shovel	0		Mysticality: +10, Experience (Mysticality): +5, Cold Resistance: +3
4022	scandalous Socratic necklace of the scaredy-cat	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Monster Level: -15, Sleaze Damage: +5
4023	brainy speargun of the blizzard of mayonnaise	0		Mysticality: +5, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
4024	bouncing supercool compass of the boozehound	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Booze Drop: +100
4025	tumbling miser's lard-coated frightening helmet	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy"
4026	miser's curative lantern of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Meat Drop: +10, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
4027	aromatic asbestos-lined lard-coated greaves	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +5, Stench Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 0.5xBarrr"
4028	pulsating green inspector's boxer's club	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Item Drop: 20
4029	memory of a grappling hook	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4030	memory of a small stone block	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4031	memory of a stone block	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4032	memory of half a stone circle	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4033	memory of a stone half-circle	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4034	memory of an iron key	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4035	shaking memory of a crystal	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4036	caustic slime nodule	0		
4037	decent slimy sweetbreads	4	good	
4038	strong artisanal slimy fermented bile bladder	5	EPIC	
4039	diluted pulsating slimy alveolus	1		
4040	wobbly memory of a cultist's robe	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-06"
4041	stanky brawny pig-iron helm	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 22", Last Available: "2009-06"
4042	inspector's weightlifter's pig-iron shinguards	0		Muscle: +15, Item Drop: +15, Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, 1.5xFairy, cap 22", Last Available: "2009-06"
4043	Sinatra's pig-iron bracers of the businessman	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Meat Drop: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-06"
4044	blurry wumpus hair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4045	pulsating skewed wumpus-hair bolo	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4046	blue wumpus-hair net	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4047	upside-down Temple Grandin's wumpus-hair whip	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Last Available: "2009-06"
4048	lard-coated wumpus-hair wig of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol, cap 25", Last Available: "2009-06"
4049	bouncing therapeutic healthy wicked wumpus-hair loincloth	0		Spell Damage: +5, Maximum HP Percent: +20, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 5", Last Available: "2009-06"
4050	smartaleck's wumpus-hair sweater of temperance	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2009-06"
4051	supercool ring of teleportation	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Single Equip
4052	enchanted ghostly glass of baboon milk	1	good	Effect: "Full-Body Tan", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2009-06"
4053	banana milkshake	1	super EPIC	Last Available: "2009-06"
4054	drinkable weak White Hyborian	2	good	Last Available: "2009-06"
4055	flame-wreathed goblin hunting spear	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2009-06"
4056	squat green grievous goblin autoblowgun of Leguizamo	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Monster Level: +20, Last Available: "2009-06"
4057	ghostly resourceful tribal beads	0		Maximum MP: +50, Last Available: "2009-06"
4058	green skewed hale dangerous stone fist	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Maximum HP: +20, Last Available: "2009-06"
4059	blurry lard-coated stone head	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2009-06"
4060	Indigo Party Invitation	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4061	Violet Hunt Invitation	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4062	Blue Milk Club Card	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4063	Mecha Mayhem Club Card	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4064	'Smuggler Shot First' Button	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4065	pulsating Spacefleet Communicator Badge	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4066	ghostly Ruby Rod	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4067	jittery essence of heat	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4068	essence of kink	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4069	essence of	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4070	essence of stench	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4071	lime green essence of fright	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4072	narrow essence of	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4073	blurry Supreme Being Glossary	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4074	huge jittery multi-pass	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4075	purple greasy strapping villainous scythe	0		Muscle: +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Slime Hates It: +2
4076	cyan beefcake's weightlifter's baneful bandolier	0		Muscle: 40, Slime Hates It: +1
4077	mirror blinking flame-retardant steel-toed diabolical crossbow	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Hot Resistance: +1, Slime Hates It: +1
4078	olive Socratic malevolent medallion of the detective	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Item Drop: +20, Slime Hates It: +1, Single Equip
4079	up-at-dawn corrosive cowl of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Adventures: +5, Slime Hates It: +1, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato, 0.5xFairy"
4080	manspreader's thinker's grisly shield	0		Mysticality: +10, Monster Level: +10, Slime Hates It: +1
4081	twirling personal trainer's corroded breeches of the blizzard	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Slime Hates It: +1, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xPotato"
4082	tumbling narrow asbestos-lined pernicious cudgel of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +5, Slime Hates It: +1
4083	massive flavorless cupcake-in-a-cup	9	decent	Last Available: "2009-06"
4084	narrow pool of liquid	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4085	massive moldy protein paste	9	crappy	Last Available: "2009-06"
4086	zippy cyber-mattock of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2009-06"
4087	facehugging alien	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4088	X-37 gun	0		Breakable, Last Available: "2009-06"
4089	concentrated Vulcanized neurostim pill	0		Effect: "Slimily Strong", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2009-06"
4090	nitrogenated purple physiostim pill	0		Effect: "Berry Experiential", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2009-06"
4091	slimy cyst	0		
4092	gray small slimy cyst	0		
4093	blue huge medium slimy cyst	0		
4094	bouncing slimy cyst	0		
4095	beefcake's peawee marble	0		Muscle: +25
4096	twirling dog trainer's brown crock marble	0		Experience (familiar): +1
4097	Jack Frost's China marble	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50
4098	horrifying lemonade marble	0		Spooky Damage: +25
4099	narrow blue Jack Frost's bumblebee marble	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50
4100	squat Annie Oakley's jet bennie marble	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20
4101	blinking Fonzie's beige clambroth marble of the scaredy-cat	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Monster Level: -15
4102	ghostly steely marble of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15
4103	up-at-dawn beach ball marble of wisdom of dire peril	0		Mysticality: +15, Weapon Damage: +20, Adventures: +5
4104	yellow beefcake's catseye marble	0		Muscle: +25
4105	blinking rosewater-soaked bumboozer marble	0		Stench Resistance: +3
4106	tumbling jittery banded chamoisole	0		Damage Absorption: +100
4107	oxidized aerosolized bouncing bitter pill	0		Effect: "Comic Violence", Effect Duration: 42
4108	bouncing huge inspector's wizardly monstrous monocle	0		Mysticality: +25, Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2009-06", Synergetic
4109	miser's musty moccasins of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2009-06", Synergetic
4110	grievous deadly molten medallion	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2009-06", Synergetic
4111	tumbling flame-retardant Temple Grandin's brazen bracelet	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Hot Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2009-06", Synergetic
4112	yellow careful therapeutic bitter bowtie	0		Monster Level: -10, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2009-06", Synergetic
4113	brainy bewitching boots	0		Mysticality: +5, Last Available: "2009-06", Synergetic
4114	ghostly secret from the future	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4115	moist sack	0		
4116	huge fortified rickety unicycle of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Damage Absorption: +60, Item Drop: +5, Single Equip
4117	greasy clever crusty hula hoop of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Maximum MP: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
4118	dangerous dance instructor's groovy Coily&trade;	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Weapon Damage: +10
4119	wobbly family-friendly smartaleck's school flying disc of temperance	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Sleaze Resistance: 6
4120	mirror Van der Graaf razor-sharp cool lawn dart	0		Moxie: +5, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
4121	greasy electrified wicked wagon	0		Spell Damage: +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
4122	wad of slimy rags	0		
4123	skewed wizardly crown-shaped beanie of dire peril of terror	0		Mysticality: +25, Weapon Damage: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xGhuol"
4124	lightning-fast Jim Carey's hopping socks	0		Monster Level: +25, Item Drop: +5, Initiative: +40, Single Equip
4125	ribald hardy poodle skirt of the storm	0		Maximum HP: +50, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Sleaze Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy"
4126	blinking Tesla therapeutic letterman's jacket of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
4127	mirror electrified slick hardened slime hat of terror	0		Moxie: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy"
4128	family-friendly lion tamer's banded hardened slime pants	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Experience (familiar): +2, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato"
4129	twirling auspicious resourceful hardened slime belt of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Maximum MP: +50, Item Drop: +10, Single Equip
4130	olive empty agua de vida bottle	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4131	pickled gray boot plant	1	decent	Last Available: "2009-06"
4132	bad weak sham champagne	2	decent	Last Available: "2009-06"
4133	polymerized tempura air	0		Effect: "Egg-cellent Vocabulary", Effect Duration: 48
4134	pressed pressurized potion of pneumaticity	0		Effect: "Vanity Rage", Effect Duration: 24
4135	moveable feast	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2009-11", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.35
4136	auspicious Jim Carey's banded Bag o' Tricks of Flo-Jo	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Monster Level: +25, Item Drop: +10, Initiative: +100, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Open the Bag o' Tricks", Last Available: "2009-07"
4137	slime stack	0		
4138	gray a rumpled paper strip	0		
4139	a creased paper strip	0		
4140	a folded paper strip	0		
4141	a crinkled paper strip	0		
4142	ghostly a crumpled paper strip	0		
4143	blurry a ragged paper strip	0		
4144	olive a ripped paper strip	0		
4145	spinning savvy funny paper hat	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 2"
4146	irradiated adjusted blurry sand	0		Effect: "From Nantucket", Effect Duration: 51
4147	nippy charged magnet of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Cold Damage: +10, Last Available: "2009-09"
4148	stone sphere	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2009-09"
4149	upside-down quadroculars	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2009-09"
4150	lint	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4151	super-liquefied dubious peppermint	0		Effect: "Cold Blooded", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2020-09"
4152	electrified Elvish delight	0		Effect: "Mayeaugh", Effect Duration: 56
4153	rockfish stomach	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4154	live lobster	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4155	wok lobster	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4156	pebbles	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4157	red gravel	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4158	rock	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4159	rock lobster	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4160	delicious weak fancy pebblebr&auml;u	2	awesome	Effect: "Stimulated Brain", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2009-09"
4161	moldy immense blinking pulsating rocky road ice cream	6	crappy	Last Available: "2009-09"
4162	tumbling extra-strength rubber bands	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4163	non-tarnished dry double-activated children of the candy corn	0		Effect: "Elemental Mastery", Effect Duration: 68
4164	galvanized twirling Good 'n' Slimy	0		Effect: "The Style... of the Future", Effect Duration: 44
4165	gray tumbling toasty ruddy Staff of the Soupbone of Calamity Jane	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Hot Damage: +5
4166	Voluminous Radio Pants of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Familiar Effect: "2xGhoul, cap 37"
4167	pulsating huge hardened Voluminous Radio Hat	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhoul, cap 37"
4168	Voluminous Radio Sneakers of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Single Equip
4169	4-d camera	0		
4170	green shaking 4-d camera	0		
4171	crystallized memory	0		
4172	jittery Temple Grandin's rock helmet	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Familiar Effect: "1xGhuol, cap 25"
4173	rock pants of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Familiar Effect: "1.5xBarrr, 1xGhuol, cap 25"
4174	rock necklace of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, Single Equip
4175	skewed spaghetti cult robe	0		
4176	sugar sheet	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4177	mirror Tome of Sugar Shummoning	0		Free Pull, Skill: "Summon Sugar Sheets"
4178	tumbling thinker's sugar shotgun	0		Mysticality: +10, Breakable, Last Available: "2009-09"
4179	shaking sugar shillelagh of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Breakable, Last Available: "2009-09"
4180	medical-grade sugar shank	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Breakable, Last Available: "2009-09"
4181	tumbling lion tamer's therapeutic sugar chapeau of doom	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Breakable, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xVolley, 2xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2009-09"
4182	sugar shorts of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100, Breakable, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 1xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2009-09"
4183	sugar shield	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Breakable, Last Available: "2009-09"
4184	ghostly slime convention swag bag	0		
4185	skewed slime convention flyers	0		
4186	bouncing slime convention coupons	0		
4187	wool slime convention pin	0		Cold Resistance: +1
4188	red blurry slime convention t-shirt	0		
4189	wobbly inverse geode	0		
4190	tumbling control crystal	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4191	Samson's sugar shirt	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Breakable, Last Available: "2009-09"
4192	sugar shard	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4193	wobbly scorching rave visor	0		Hot Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1.5xPotato, cap 37", Raveosity: +2
4194	baggy rave pants of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 37", Raveosity: +2
4195	pacifier necklace of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Single Equip, Raveosity: +2
4196	sea cowbell	0		
4197	sea	0		
4198	sea lasso	0		
4199	ghostly knitted energetic Da Vinci's sea cowboy hat	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Cold Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xLep"
4200	grouper fangirl	0		
4201	gill rings	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4202	urchin roe	0		
4203	huge pet anemone	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4204	fuchsia Mer-kin cheatsheet	0		
4205	Mer-kin wordquiz	0		
4206	blue twirling careful brand new key of courage	0		Monster Level: -10, Spooky Resistance: +3
4207	dorsal fin of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50
4208	skate skates	0		
4209	tumbling skate skin	0		
4210	roller skate decoy	0		
4211	mermaid's purse	0		
4212	underwater slingshot	0		
4213	chilly skate blade of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Cold Damage: +5
4214	spangly unitard	0		
4215	blurry sharpshooter's stiffened collapsible baton	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Critical Hit Percent: +10
4216	groupie lipstick	0		
4217	groupie bra	0		
4218	non-adjusted frozen spinning groupie spangles	0		Effect: "Ironclad", Effect Duration: 13
4219	Temple Grandin's Socratic skate board	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Familiar Weight: +7
4220	S.A.V.E. flyer	0		
4221	yield shield of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Last Available: "2009-09"
4222	narrow map to the Skate Park	0		
4223	squamous polyp	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4224	fuchsia unspeakable lozenges	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2009-10"
4225	upside-down roller skate doll	0		
4226	scorching Star of Bravery	0		Hot Damage: +25, Single Equip
4227	hungover chauvinist pig	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2010-10"
4228	perfectly ordinary frog	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2010-10"
4229	amphibious tophat	0		Equips On: "Dancing Frog", Familiar Effect: "adventure underwater"
4230	bottle of Cochon Noir	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4231	ice skate decoy	0		
4232	ice skate doll	0		
4233	mirror wobbly hacienda key	0		
4234	jittery bouncing fortified pat&eacute; knife	0		Damage Absorption: +60
4235	cyan salt-shaker	0		
4236	maroon can of sterno	0		
4237	lion tamer's cheese-slicer	0		Experience (familiar): +2
4238	tiny toothsome beef jerky	1	awesome	
4239	asbestos-lined pipe wrench	0		Hot Resistance: +5
4240	liquefied gun cleaning kit	0		Effect: "Ack!  Barred!", Effect Duration: 64
4241	flame-wreathed sleep mask	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Blind, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 37"
4242	grievous sock garters	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Single Equip
4243	galvanized alkaline mariachi toothpaste	0		Effect: "Painted-On Bikini", Effect Duration: 59
4244	blurry leather-bound tome of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100
4245	bookmark	0		
4246	Jim Carey's ivory cue ball	0		Monster Level: +25
4247	hand-crafted mirror decanter of fine Scotch	3	super EPIC	
4248	compressed pulsating huge expensive cigar	1		
4249	lime green wobbly mirror tophat	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4250	fisherman's sack	0		
4251	squat fish-oil smoke bomb	0		
4252	quantum shaking vial of squid ink	0		Effect: "Spore-Wreathed", Effect Duration: 33
4253	oxidized olive potion of speed	0		Effect: "Mmmmmelon", Effect Duration: 24
4254	bark	0		Last Available: "2009-10"
4255	spinning Wolfman Nardz	0		Last Available: "2009-10"
4256	energized purple sap	0		Effect: "Ichorous Eyesight", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2009-10"
4257	petrified wood	0		Last Available: "2009-10"
4258	super-sized adequate chocolate-covered scarab beetle	5	good	Last Available: "2009-10"
4259	lousy blurry mulled cider	4	decent	Last Available: "2009-10"
4260	wolfman mask	0		Familiar Effect: "8xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2009-10"
4261	skewed pumpkinhead mask	0		Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2009-10"
4262	olive mummy costume	0		Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2009-10"
4263	tumbling maroon Ax of L'rose	0		Last Available: "2009-10"
4264	wobbly purple dog trainer's bark boxers	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xVolley, cap 10", Last Available: "2009-10"
4265	tumbling lion tamer's bark beret	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, 2.5xLep, cap 10", Last Available: "2009-10"
4266	mirror lightning-fast bark bracelet	0		Initiative: +40, Single Equip
4267	inspector's Newton's Krakrox's Loincloth	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Item Drop: +15, Class: "Seal Clubber", Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 2xPotato, cap 31"
4268	purple Sherlock's Newton's Galapagosian Cuisses	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Item Drop: +25, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, MP regen, cap 31"
4269	Van der Graaf Angelhair Culottes of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Class: "Pastamancer", Familiar Effect: "1.5xPotato, 2xGhoul, cap 31"
4270	upside-down nasty Newman's Own Trousers of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Stench Damage: +5, Class: "Sauceror", Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xPotato, cap 31"
4271	spinning frightening Volartta's bellbottoms of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Spooky Damage: +5, Class: "Disco Bandit", Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1.5xFairy, cap 31"
4272	blurry greasy Fonzie's Lederhosen of the Night	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Class: "Accordion Thief", Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xGhuol, cap 31"
4273	colloidal tarnished spinning ribbon candy	0		Effect: "Gr8ness", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2020-09"
4274	Underworld acorn	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2009-10"
4275	Underworld trunk	0		Last Available: "2009-10"
4276	huge Annie Oakley's Underworld truncheon of the overflowing toilet of horror	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2009-10"
4277	mirror Usain Bolt's lightning-fast deadly Staff of the Woodfire	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Initiative: 120, Last Available: "2009-10"
4278	foul-smelling Jim Carey's supercharged Underworld flail	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Monster Level: +25, Stench Damage: +10, Last Available: "2009-10"
4279	Mer-kin cancerstick	0		
4280	upside-down Mer-kin sawdust	0		
4281	Temple Grandin's Tesla Mer-kin bunwig	0		Familiar Weight: +7, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley"
4282	upside-down padded Herculean beefcake's crappy Mer-kin mask	0		Muscle: +25, Experience (Muscle): +1, Damage Absorption: +20, Adventure Underwater, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xBarrr"
4283	Usain Bolt's banded crappy Mer-kin tailpiece	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Initiative: +80, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy"
4284	up-at-dawn Sinatra's Mer-kin gladiator mask of the brazier	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Adventures: +5, Adventure Underwater, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr"
4285	narrow Jeselnik's Mer-kin scholar mask of the wise owl of the dark arts	0		Mysticality: +20, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Sleaze Damage: +25, Adventure Underwater, Familiar Effect: "cold atk"
4286	up-at-dawn curative Mer-kin gladiator tailpiece of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Adventures: +5, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy"
4287	inspector's rosewater-soaked Mer-kin scholar tailpiece of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +3, Item Drop: +15, Familiar Effect: "1.5xBarrr, 1xFairy"
4288	blurry scorching wicked Mer-kin headguard of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Spell Damage: +5, Hot Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk"
4289	baleful Mer-kin waistrope	0		Spell Damage: +25
4290	jittery Van der Graaf brainy Mer-kin facecowl of the bloodbag	0		Mysticality: +5, Maximum HP: +100, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
4291	reassuring Mer-kin thighguard	0		Spooky Resistance: +1
4292	nasty beefcake's Mer-kin dodgeball of the detective	0		Muscle: +25, Stench Damage: +5, Item Drop: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ball Bust", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ball Sweat", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ball Sack"
4293	nippy Mer-kin dragnet of the scaredy-cat of the overflowing toilet	0		Monster Level: -15, Cold Damage: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Net Gain", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Net Loss", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Net Neutrality"
4294	tumbling personal trainer's Sinatra's educational Mer-kin switchblade	0		Experience: +1, Experience (Moxie): +5, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blade Sling", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blade Roller", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blade Runner"
4295	blurry crystal orb of spirit wrangling	0		
4296	depleted uranium seal figurine	0		
4297	mirror hardened Ass-Stompers of Violence of Tarzan of incineration	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Damage Reduction: 3, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Stomp Ass"
4298	prompt miser's inspector's Brand of Violence	0		Item Drop: +15, Meat Drop: +10, Adventures: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Brand"
4299	scorching dance instructor's Novelty Belt Buckle of Violence of the dark arts	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Hot Damage: +25, Single Equip
4300	clever deadly Lens of Violence of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Weapon Damage: +5, Maximum MP: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Violent Gaze", Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr"
4301	scandalous rosy-cheeked Pigsticker of Violence of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Sleaze Damage: +5
4302	Samson's Jodhpurs of Violence of wisdom of the cougar	0		Mysticality: +15, Moxie: +20, Experience (Muscle): +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Mosh", Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato"
4303	twirling inspector's steel-toed Cold Stone of Hatred of the detective	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Item Drop: 35, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Chilling Grip"
4304	perfumed sage Girdle of Hatred of the glutton	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Stench Resistance: +5, Food Drop: +100, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Tighten Girdle"
4305	upside-down asbestos-lined friendly Staff of Simmering Hatred of Flo-Jo	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Hot Resistance: +5, Initiative: +100
4306	sizzling Tesla banded Pantaloons of Hatred	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Hot Damage: +10, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "[7156]Static Shock", Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 2xVolley"
4307	Jeselnik's wizardly Fuzzy Slippers of Hatred of courage	0		Mysticality: +25, Sleaze Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +3, Single Equip
4308	red Usain Bolt's therapeutic Lens of Hatred of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Initiative: +80, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Hateful Gaze", Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xBarrr"
4309	stanky curative grievous Treads of Loathing	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Stench Spell Damage: +25, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Cloathing
4310	lard-coated savvy Scepter of Loathing of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Mysticality Percent: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Cloathing
4311	stanky curative Belt of Loathing of the cheetah	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Initiative: +60, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Cloathing
4312	frightening Jack Frost's Jim Carey's Goggles of Loathing	0		Monster Level: +25, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Damage: +5, Cloathing, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, 1.5xBarrr"
4313	rosewater-soaked gravedigger's energetic Stick-Knife of Loathing	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Spooky Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +3, Cloathing
4314	skewed greedy shellacked brainy Jeans of Loathing	0		Mysticality: +5, Damage Reduction: 7, Meat Drop: +20, Cloathing, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xPotato"
4315	therapeutic Annual Ascot	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
4316	lime green supercharged Newton's groovy Sledgehammer of the V&aelig;lkyr	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Class: "Seal Clubber", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Bashing Slam Smash"
4317	frosty Temple Grandin's dangerous Flail of the Seven Aspects	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Familiar Weight: +7, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Turtle of Seven Tails"
4318	horrifying flame-wreathed forbidden Wrath of the Capsaician Pastalords	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Damage: +25, Class: "Pastamancer", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Noodles of Fire"
4319	fuchsia zippy supercool Windsor Pan of the Source of mayonnaise	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Initiative: +20, Class: "Sauceror", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Saucemageddon"
4320	Jeselnik's resourceful healthy Seeger's Unstoppable Banjo	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Maximum MP: +50, Sleaze Damage: +25, Class: "Disco Bandit", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Funk Bluegrass Fusion"
4321	auspicious frosty deadly The Trickster's Trikitixa of mayonnaise	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Item Drop: +10, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Extreme High Note"
4322	teal vibrating rosy-cheeked stylish Claw of the Infernal Seal	0		Moxie: +25, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Class: "Seal Clubber", Single Equip
4323	maroon jittery dangerous groovy Garter of the Turtle Poacher of chilblains	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Weapon Damage: +10, Cold Damage: +25, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Single Equip
4324	lightning-fast dance instructor's Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Initiative: +40, Class: "Pastamancer", Single Equip
4325	nippy Lo Pan's arcane researcher's Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Cold Damage: +10, Class: "Sauceror", Single Equip
4326	Sherlock's savvy slick Bling of the New Wave	0		Moxie: +10, Mysticality Percent: +20, Item Drop: +25, Class: "Disco Bandit", Single Equip, Extra Pickpocket
4327	green shaking zippy asbestos-lined ruddy La Hebilla del Cintur&oacute;n de Lopez	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Hot Resistance: +5, Initiative: +20, Class: "Accordion Thief", Single Equip
4328	mirror suspicious stocking	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2009-12"
4329	bag of many confections	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4330	jumbo decent teal candy kneecapping stick	5	good	Last Available: "2009-12"
4331	fancy bland licorice garrote	4	decent	Effect: "Blessing of the Creepy Pasta", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2009-12"
4332	ribald candy knuckles	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Last Available: "2009-12"
4333	miniature moldy ghostly tumbling jawbruiser	2	crappy	Last Available: "2010-12"
4334	extra-corrupted polymerized chocolate car	0		Effect: "Egg-headedness", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2009-12"
4335	wobbly plastic 11 Dealer of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2009-12"
4336	plastic Crimbo Casino of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Last Available: "2009-12"
4337	hardened plastic stocking mimic	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Last Available: "2009-12"
4338	wobbly shellacked plastic Don Crimbo	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Last Available: "2009-12"
4339	Socratic plastic Crimbomination	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Last Available: "2009-12"
4340	triple-oxidized activated blurry Piddles	0		Effect: "The Real Deal", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2009-12"
4341	corrupted denatured BitterSweetTarts	0		Effect: "Fury of the Bells", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2009-12"
4342	non-ionized double-pressed Polka Pop	0		Effect: "Smokin'", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2009-12"
4343	Crimbuck	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4344	Crimbo wreath	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4345	string of Crimbo lights	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4346	plastic Crimbo reindeer	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4347	spinning gingerbread house	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4348	leftover Crimbo rations	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4349	Da Vinci's snow hat	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, cap 12", Last Available: "2009-12"
4350	inspector's snow pants	0		Item Drop: +15, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xPotato, cap 12", Last Available: "2009-12"
4351	crafty snow belly	0		Maximum MP: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-12"
4352	pile of loose snow	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4353	Crimbough	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4354	bouncing maroon A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1	0		Skill: "Holiday Weight Gain", Last Available: "2009-12"
4355	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2	0		Skill: "Jingle Bells", Last Available: "2009-12"
4356	wobbly A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3	0		Skill: "Candyblast", Last Available: "2009-12"
4357	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4	0		Skill: "Surge of Icing", Last Available: "2009-12"
4358	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5	0		Skill: "Stealth Mistletoe", Last Available: "2009-12"
4359	fuchsia tumbling A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6	0		Skill: "Cringle's Curative Carol", Last Available: "2009-12"
4360	moldy bite-sized expired can of franks 'n' beans	1	crappy	Last Available: "2009-12"
4361	tolerable fortified expired bottle of peppermint schnapps	5	good	Last Available: "2009-12"
4362	snow halo	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2009-12"
4363	elf resistance button	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4364	modified improved elven suicide capsule	0		Effect: "Painted-On Bikini", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2009-12"
4365	moldy lime green spinning penguin focaccia bread	4	crappy	Last Available: "2009-12"
4366	aged herringcello	3	awesome	Last Available: "2009-12"
4367	lousy elven cellocello	3	decent	Last Available: "2009-12"
4368	jittery wobbly wrench handle	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4369	handful of headless bolts	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4370	bottle of agitprop ink	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4371	blinking handful of wires	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4372	chunk of cement	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4373	bouncing grappling hook	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4374	elf ear	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4375	spiraling shape	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4376	narrow twirling Crimbomination Contraption	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4377	pulsating throwing wrench of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2009-12"
4378	blinking healthy pair of bolt cutters	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2009-12"
4379	greedy poison pen	0		Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2009-12"
4380	blinking wicked speed limit shield	0		Spell Damage: +5, Last Available: "2009-12"
4381	tumbling crafty live wire of courage	0		Maximum MP: +10, Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2009-12"
4382	double-paned Annie Oakley's misfit dolly	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Cold Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2009-12"
4383	huge forbidden misfit hobby horse of the businessman	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2009-12"
4384	narrow cool misfit teddy bear of the scaredy-cat	0		Moxie: +5, Monster Level: -15, Last Available: "2009-12"
4385	huge brawny pocketwatch on a chain of the scaredy-cat	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Monster Level: -15, Last Available: "2009-12"
4386	mirror perfumed MacGyver's cement sandals	0		Maximum MP: +100, Stench Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-12"
4387	Samson's brainy night-vision goggles	0		Mysticality: +5, Experience (Muscle): +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-12"
4388	passable elf mask	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2", Last Available: "2009-12"
4389	purple peanut brittle shield of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2009-12"
4390	shaking greedy healthy Red Rover BB gun	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2009-12"
4391	upside-down wobbly Jeselnik's red-and-green sweater	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "[7094]Static Shock", Last Available: "2009-12"
4392	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	0		Skill: "Summon Crimbo Candy", Last Available: "2009-12"
4393	quantum modified activated Crimbo peppermint bark	0		Effect: "Wet Rub", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2009-12"
4394	improved purple Crimbo fudge	0		Effect: "Human-Insect Hybrid", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2009-12"
4395	vacuum-sealed quadruple-diffused modified blinking Crimbo pecan	0		Effect: "Macho Profundo", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2009-12"
4396	Jack-in-the-box	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4397	wobbly green crank handle	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2009-12"
4398	blinking cheese ball	0		Last Available: "2010-01"
4399	squat fireproof cheese sword	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2010-01", Stinky Cheese
4400	blurry cheese diaper of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1.5xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2010-01", Stinky Cheese
4401	steel-toed cheese wheel	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2010-01", Stinky Cheese
4402	shaking Jeselnik's cheese eye	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Give Your Opponent the Stinkeye", Last Available: "2010-01", Stinky Cheese
4403	asbestos-lined smartaleck's cool Staff of Queso Escusado	0		Moxie: +5, Moxie Percent: +30, Hot Resistance: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2010-01", Stinky Cheese
4405	foreign box	0		
4406	The Art of Slapfighting	0		Class: "Seal Clubber", Skill: "Iron Palm Technique", Last Available: "2010-06"
4407	narrow purple Uncle Romulus	0		Class: "Turtle Tamer", Skill: "Curiosity of Br'er Tarrypin", Last Available: "2010-03"
4408	shaking A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	0		Class: "Pastamancer", Skill: "Stringozzi Serpent", Last Available: "2010-04"
4409	blinking Zu Mannk&auml;se Dienen	0		Class: "Sauceror", Skill: "K&auml;seso&szlig;esturm", Last Available: "2010-01"
4410	blurry The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones	0		Class: "Disco Bandit", Skill: "Kung Fu Hustler", Last Available: "2011-01"
4411	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	0		Class: "Accordion Thief", Skill: "Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration", Last Available: "2010-02"
4412	half-sized decent quantum taco	0	???	Last Available: "2010-10"
4413	practically non-alcoholic artisanal Schr&ouml;dinger's thermos	0	???	Last Available: "2010-04"
4414	lime green colorful plastic ball	0		Last Available: "2010-01"
4415	lard-coated sealhide hood	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 40"
4416	narrow pulsating smooth sealhide leggings	0		Moxie: +15, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, cap 40"
4417	boxer's sealhide cloak	0		Muscle Percent: +10
4418	sage sealhide buckler	0		Mysticality Percent: +10
4419	sealhide whip of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50
4420	tumbling sealhide moccasins of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
4421	scorching sealhide gloves	0		Hot Damage: +25
4422	nasty sealhide belt	0		Stench Damage: +5
4423	sealhide snare	0		
4424	ghostly puzzling trophy	0		
4425	denatured unsweetened sealhide seal doll	0		Effect: "Pyromania", Effect Duration: 17
4426	hymnal	0		Skill: "Canticle of Carboloading"
4428	glowstick on a string of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Raveosity: +1
4429	family-friendly candy necklace	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Raveosity: +1
4430	banded teddybear backpack	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Raveosity: +1
4431	NPZR chemistry set	0		Last Available: "2011-08"
4432	unsweetened red skewed mirror invisibility potion	0		Effect: "Grrrrrrreat!", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2011-08"
4433	pressed squat irresistibility potion	0		Effect: "Gummi Badass", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2011-08"
4434	warmed corrupted upside-down irritability potion	0		Effect: "Sucrose-Colored Glasses", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2011-08"
4436	skewed cube	0		Last Available: "2011-02"
4438	narrow hellseal whisker	0		
4439	squat hellseal claw	0		
4440	guard turtle shell of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 40"
4441	teal crowbar of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30
4442	flame-retardant spaghetti cult rosary	0		Hot Resistance: +1
4443	perfumed spaghetti cult mask	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xGhuol, cap 38"
4444	guard turtle collar	0		Familiar Damage: +10
4445	pulsating knitted spangly mariachi pants	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "2xFairy, 2xPotato, cap 37"
4446	gravedigger's smartaleck's spangly mariachi vest	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Spooky Damage: +10
4447	ghostly fuchsia spangly sombrero of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Familiar Effect: "2xFairy, 2xPotato, cap 37"
4448	distilled cyan Instant Karma	1	good	
4449	squat painting of a landscape	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4450	map to The Landscaper's Lair	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4451	careful pointy hat	0		Monster Level: -10, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 27", Last Available: "2010-04"
4452	green occult machetito	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Last Available: "2010-04"
4453	shellacked lawnmower blade	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Last Available: "2010-04"
4454	squat grass clippings	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
4455	upside-down jittery The Landscaper's leafblower of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2010-04"
4456	blurry snowball	0		
4457	snailmail bits	0		
4458	wobbly flame-retardant boxer's snailmail coif	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Hot Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 41"
4459	foul-smelling padded snailmail breeches	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Stench Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 0.5xFairy, cap 41"
4460	ghostly MacGyver's medical-grade snailmail hauberk	0		Maximum MP: +100, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
4461	pressed red seal-brain elixir	0		Effect: "Bilious Brawn", Effect Duration: 40
4462	quantum spinning chocolate seal-clubbing club	0		Effect: "Hustlin'", Effect Duration: 38
4463	enhanced chocolate turtle totem	0		Effect: "Winning Smile", Effect Duration: 17
4464	deionized huge chocolate pasta spoon	0		Effect: "Pop-eyed", Effect Duration: 40
4465	warmed green chocolate saucepan	0		Effect: "Heart of White", Effect Duration: 47
4466	dry super-dry chocolate disco ball	0		Effect: "Creepin' Up on You", Effect Duration: 36
4467	diffused chocolate stolen accordion	0		Effect: "Eyes All Black", Effect Duration: 43
4468	Libram of BRICKOs	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2010-02", Skill: "Summon BRICKOs"
4469	BRICKO brick	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4470	BRICKO eye brick	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4471	banded BRICKO hat	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 7", Last Available: "2010-02"
4472	teal toasty BRICKO pants	0		Hot Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, 2xLep, 1xPotato, cap 22", Last Available: "2010-02"
4473	frosty BRICKO sword	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2010-02"
4474	huge BRICKO ooze	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4475	BRICKO bat	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4476	BRICKO oyster	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4477	BRICKO turtle	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4478	pulsating BRICKO elephant	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4479	BRICKO octopus	0		Last Available: "2010-02", Wiki Name: "BRICKO octopus (item)"
4480	BRICKO python	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4481	yellow BRICKO vacuum cleaner	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4482	green BRICKO airship	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4483	mirror mirror BRICKO cathedral	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4484	BRICKO gargantuchicken	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4485	BRICKO pyramid	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4486	BRICKO pearl	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4487	red inspector's BRICKO bulwark	0		Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2010-02"
4488	BRICKO trunk	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4489	twirling shaking gilded BRICKO brick	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4490	gilded BRICKO chalice	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4491	skewed BRICKO brick	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4492	BRICKO brick	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4493	broken BRICKO brick	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4494	BRICKO reactor	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4495	maroon BRICKO egg	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4496	extra-heavy BRICKO brick	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2010-02"
4497	extra-diffused anodized blinking recording of The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder	0		Effect: "Artificially Sweet", Effect Duration: 27
4498	altered twirling recording of Benetton's Medley of Diversity	0		Effect: "Hare-o-dynamic", Effect Duration: 20
4499	pressed recording of Elron's Explosive Etude	0		Effect: "The Real Deal", Effect Duration: 23
4500	polymerized recording of Chorale of Companionship	0		Effect: "Your Favorite Flavor", Effect Duration: 39
4501	deionized extra-unsweetened improved recording of Prelude of Precision	0		Effect: "Nuts about Candy", Effect Duration: 48
4502	polarized modified cyan recording of Donho's Bubbly Ballad	0		Effect: "Brother Flying Burrito's Blessing", Effect Duration: 16
4503	dry moist maroon recording of Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	0		Effect: "Sweet Incentive", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2010-02"
4504	bouncing narrow grievous heart of the volcano of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Weapon Damage Percent: +50
4505	extra-concentrated pulsating gray Northern pemmican	0		Effect: "Ancestral Disapproval", Effect Duration: 46
4506	puzzling ribbon	0		
4507	Clan looking glass	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2010-03"
4508	concentrated non-anodized deionized skewed purple &quot;DRINK ME&quot; potion	0		Effect: "Strong Grip", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2010-03"
4509	reflection of a map	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4510	stale walrus ice cream	4	decent	Last Available: "2010-03"
4511	rotten super-sized beautiful soup	5	crappy	Last Available: "2010-03"
4512	eggman noodles	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4513	Vial of <i>jus de larmes</i>	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4514	rotten Humpty Dumplings	3	crappy	Last Available: "2010-03"
4515	huge spoiled Lobster <i>qua</i> Grill	8	crappy	Last Available: "2010-03"
4516	drinkable practically non-alcoholic wobbly missing wine	1	good	Last Available: "2010-03"
4517	adequate matter custard	4	good	Last Available: "2010-03"
4518	non-concentrated corrupted blinking skewed comfit?	0		Effect: "Aspect of the GravyPlum Fairy", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2010-03"
4519	jittery ittah bittah hookah	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2010-03"
4520	upside-down Jim Carey's flamingo mallet of temperance	0		Monster Level: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2010-03"
4521	croquet hedgehog	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4522	teal Tiger-lily's milk	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2010-03"
4523	green Usain Bolt's energetic eye of the Tiger-lily	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2010-03"
4524	wig of the brazier of the cheetah	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Initiative: +60, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, 1xGhuol, cap 17", Last Available: "2010-03"
4525	bland donut	4	decent	Last Available: "2010-03"
4526	spoiled lime green bouncing bucket of honey	3	crappy	Last Available: "2010-03"
4527	wobbly blinking baleful beefy elephant stinger	0		Muscle: +10, Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2010-03"
4528	moldy dragon snaps	3	crappy	Last Available: "2010-03"
4529	toasty nippy snapdragon pistil	0		Cold Damage: +10, Hot Damage: +5, Last Available: "2010-03"
4530	teal puff of smoke	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4531	toothsome rook cookie	4	awesome	Last Available: "2010-03"
4532	spoiled fancy bishop cookie	3	crappy	Effect: "Coldfinger", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2010-03"
4533	decent narrow knight cookie	3	good	Last Available: "2010-03"
4534	flavorless king cookie	3	decent	Last Available: "2010-03"
4535	flavorless half-sized queen cookie	2	decent	Effect: "Towering Strength", Last Available: "2010-03"
4536	fairy-worn boots	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-08"
4537	yellow coward's insane tophat	0		Monster Level: -20, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 7", Last Available: "2010-03"
4538	wizardly strapping helm of the knight	0		Muscle: +5, Mysticality: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 15", Last Available: "2010-03"
4539	flame-wreathed wristwatch of the knight of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-03", Nonstackable Watch
4540	red ruddy trousers of the knight of terror	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2.5xPotato, 2xLep, cap 15", Last Available: "2010-03"
4541	wobbly wobbly dangerous tophat	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, cap 25"
4542	greedy tie	0		Meat Drop: +20, Single Equip
4543	supercool tuxedo pants	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 25"
4544	fuchsia porpoise	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4545	pocketwatch	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4546	bandersnatch	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4547	caterpillar	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4548	walrus	0		Last Available: "2010-03", Synergetic
4549	carpenter	0		Last Available: "2010-03", Synergetic
4550	dodo	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4551	ghostly fireproof detour shield	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2010-03"
4552	lime green left parenthesis	0		
4553	wobbly lowercase a	0		
4554	percent sign	0		
4555	tumbling left bracket	0		
4556	right parenthesis	0		
4557	dollar sign	0		
4558	equal sign	0		
4559	green record album	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4560	shaking map to Professor Jacking's laboratory	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4561	blinking can of depilatory cream	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4562	hair of the calf	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4563	lousy fortified shaking world's most unappetizing beverage	5	decent	Last Available: "2010-04"
4564	gravedigger's slippery when wet shield	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Last Available: "2010-04"
4565	adequate half-sized raisin	2	good	Last Available: "2010-04"
4566	fly glasses	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Last Available: "2010-04"
4567	cyan knitted nasty flyest of shirts	0		Stench Damage: +5, Cold Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2010-04"
4568	yummy small tumbling a dance upon the palate	2	awesome	Last Available: "2010-04"
4569	tasty bite-sized prehistoric meteorite jawbreaker	1	awesome	Last Available: "2010-04"
4570	jittery Crazyleg's razor	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4571	tiny bland squirmy violent party snack	1	decent	Last Available: "2010-04"
4572	scorching can-you-dig-it?	0		Hot Damage: +25, Last Available: "2010-04"
4573	green The Legendary Beat	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4574	panicked kernel	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2010-04"
4575	bugged beanie	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Last Available: "2010-04"
4576	upside-down narrow teal bugged balaclava	0		Monster Level: +20, Equips On: "Baby Bugged Bugbear", Last Available: "2010-04"
4577	bugged b&Atilde;&para;n&plusmn;&Atilde;&copy;t	0		Food Drop: +5, Pants Drop: +5, Candy Drop: +5, Equips On: "Baby Bugged Bugbear", Last Available: "2010-04"
4578	meat st&permil;&iquest;bing club	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4579	altered altered blurry Knob G&Atilde;&para;blin l&Atilde;&sup2;ve potion	0		Effect: "[800]Chocolate Reign", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2010-04"
4580	medical-grade school Mafi<i>a kni</i>cke&frac12;&aelig;	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2010-04"
4581	perfumed T&Icirc;&curren;&loz;lisman of Bai&oslash;&Dagger; of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2010-04", Wiki Name: "Bugged baio"
4582	skewed olive fat bottom quark	0		Last Available: "2010-05"
4583	skewed glob of skin	0		
4584	bland six wedges of goat cheese	3	decent	
4585	collection of objects	0		
4586	boulder	0		
4587	goth	0		
4588	olive brown pixel	0		
4589	ghostly ruddy pixel whip	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40
4590	fireproof pixel chain whip	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2010-07"
4591	baleful pixel morning star	0		Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2010-07"
4592	pixel orb	0		Last Available: "2010-07"
4593	pixellated moneybag	0		Last Available: "2010-07"
4594	pixel cross	0		
4595	pixel holy water	0		Last Available: "2010-07"
4596	blurry map to Vanya's Castle	0		Last Available: "2010-07"
4597	pulsating 8-Bit Power magazine	0		Last Available: "2010-07"
4598	wobbly pixel stopwatch	0		Last Available: "2010-07"
4599	spinning bottle opener	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4600	map to the Kegger in the Woods	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4601	artisanal plastic cup of beer	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2010-06"
4602	orquette's phone number	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4603	bouncing bronze handcuffs	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4604	keg	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4605	pulsating brainy bottle of Goldschn&ouml;ckered of extreme caution	0		Mysticality: +5, Monster Level: -25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Goldensh&ouml;wer", Last Available: "2010-06"
4606	adequate sun-dried tofu	4	good	Effect: "Deadened palate", Effect Duration: 1, Last Available: "2010-08"
4607	delicious soyburger juice	4	awesome	Effect: "Oversaturated Palate", Effect Duration: 1, Last Available: "2010-08"
4608	gray squat respected companion biscuit	0		Last Available: "2010-08"
4609	mirror essential tofu	0		Last Available: "2010-08"
4610	improved nitrogenated narrow skewed essential soy	0		Effect: "Putting the Pro in Proletariat", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2010-08"
4611	unsweetened denatured squat essential cameraderie	0		Effect: "Itchy Trigger Finger", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2010-08"
4612	souvenir drawing	0		Last Available: "2010-08"
4613	map to the Magic Commune	0		Last Available: "2010-08"
4614	cyan MacGyver's Crown of Thrones	0		Maximum MP: +100, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2010-05"
4615	practically non-alcoholic bad green pulsating Cinco Mayo Lager	1	decent	Last Available: "2010-05"
4616	twirling maroon Underworld sapling	0		Last Available: "2009-10"
4617	pruning shears	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4618	plastic cup of flat beer	0		
4619	bouncing frisbee	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4620	motorcycle	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2010-06"
4621	Game Grid token	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4622	Game Grid ticket	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4623	liquefied chocolate-covered caviar	0		Effect: "Buff as a Baobab", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2020-09"
4624	normal pulsating pawn cookie	4	good	Last Available: "2010-06"
4625	powdered cyan coffee pixie stick	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2010-06"
4626	jittery superduperball	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4627	bouncing finger cuffs	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4628	blurry twirling cyan parachute guy	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4629	frosty plastic spider ring	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Shoot Web", Last Available: "2010-06"
4630	plastic kazoo of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2010-06"
4631	ghostly Temple Grandin's inflatable baseball bat	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Last Available: "2010-06"
4632	greedy wicked googly-star hat	0		Spell Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk", Last Available: "2010-06"
4633	reassuring Fonzie's googly-ball hat	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Spooky Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2010-06"
4634	maroon Fonzie's googly-heart hat of the sewer	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Stench Damage: +25, Last Available: "2010-06"
4635	bouncing wool super-sweet boom box of the glutton	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Food Drop: +100, Four Songs, Last Available: "2010-06"
4636	Game Grid valued membership card	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4637	beefcake's sinister demon mask of Leguizamo of extreme caution	0		Muscle: +25, Monster Level: -5, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2010-06"
4638	greedy wholesome streetfighting champion's belt of incineration	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Meat Drop: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-06"
4639	hardened Space Trip safety headphones of the brute of the overflowing toilet	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Damage Reduction: 3, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-06"
4640	sinister LARP carp	0		Spell Damage: +10
4641	greasy quilted KoL Con Six Pack	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
4642	Gregarious Gregorian Smock of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30
4643	blurry strapping rxr shield	0		Muscle: +5, Last Available: "2010-06"
4644	manspreader's Samson's experienced Juju Mojo Mask	0		Experience: +2, Experience (Muscle): +5, Monster Level: +10, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2010-07"
4645	groovy space trooper helmet	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 2"
4646	upside-down lion tamer's Meteoid ice beam of the storm of the brazier	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Experience (familiar): +2, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2011-12"
4647	deadly Newton's Dungeon Fist gauntlet of extreme caution	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Weapon Damage: +5, Monster Level: -25, Last Available: "2011-06"
4648	Schmalz's First Prize Beer	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4649	chiptune guitar	0		Item Drop: +25, Equips On: "Mini-Hipster", Familiar Effect: "item drop"
4650	fixed-gear bicycle	0		Experience: +3, Equips On: "Mini-Hipster", Familiar Effect: "stats"
4651	tumbling cyan ironic moustache	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Familiar Effect: "+10 lbs"
4652	squat wholesome padded ironic knit cap	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 2xPotato, cap 10"
4653	ironic sunglasses	0		Single Equip, Thorns: 1
4654	weightlifter's ironic battle spoon	0		Muscle: +15
4655	twirling shellacked Sinatra's ironic jogging shorts of the detective	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Damage Reduction: 7, Item Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 6xGhuol, cap 10"
4656	mole skin notebook of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25
4657	pair of jeans	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4658	map to Ellsbury's Claim	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4659	blackberry galoshes of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Single Equip
4660	MacGyver's trout fang of temperance	0		Maximum MP: +100, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2010-09"
4661	jumbo spoiled squat poisonous caviar	5	crappy	Last Available: "2010-09"
4662	dry frozen skewed wet venom duct	0		Effect: "The Power of LOV", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2010-09"
4663	Ellsbury's journal	0		Skill: "Unaccompanied Miner", Last Available: "2010-09"
4664	nippy Ellsbury's skull of horror	0		Cold Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2010-09"
4665	hot plate of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Thorns: 1
4666	double-paned imp unity ring	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Item Drop: +5
4667	inspector's Victor, the Insult Comic Hellhound Puppet	0		Item Drop: +15
4668	observational glasses of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15
4669	lime green flame-retardant hilarious comedy prop	0		Hot Resistance: +1
4670	beer-scented teddy bear	0		
4671	drinkable narrow booze-soaked cherry	3	good	
4672	mirror comfy pillow	0		
4673	bland bouncing marshmallow	3	decent	
4674	bland sponge cake	3	decent	
4675	watered-down perfectly mixed gin-soaked blotter paper	2	EPIC	
4676	wobbly tree-holed coin	0		
4677	shaking unearthed volcanic meteoroid	0		Skill: "Volcanometeor Showeruption", Last Available: "2011-12"
4678	unearthed potsherd	0		
4679	narrow volcanic ash	0		
4680	pulsating smoked potsherd	0		
4681	Tesla pottery shield	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2010-09"
4682	family-friendly pottery hat of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cap 11", Last Available: "2010-09"
4683	mansplainer's chaotic pottery training pants	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Monster Level: +15, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 2xGhuol, cap 12", Last Available: "2010-09"
4684	Temple Grandin's pottery club	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Last Available: "2010-09"
4685	electrified pottery yo-yo	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2010-09"
4686	pottery barn owl figurine	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4687	fossilized bat skull	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4688	huge blinking fossilized serpent skull	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4689	blurry fossilized baboon skull	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4690	blinking fossilized wyrm skull	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4691	fossilized wing	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4692	fossilized limb	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4693	fossilized torso	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4694	fossilized spine	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4695	affordable teak perch	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2010-09"
4696	twirling toasty padded Greatest American Pants of extreme caution	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Monster Level: -25, Hot Damage: +5, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, 2.5xBarrr, 2xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2010-09"
4697	olive squat fossilized necklace of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Last Available: "2010-09"
4698	green imp air	0		
4699	blurry narrow bus pass	0		
4700	fossilized spike	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4701	waterlogged crate	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4702	archaeologing shovel	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4703	blurry Socratic red-hot medallion	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-09"
4704	purple fossilized demon skull	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4705	fossilized spider skull	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4706	sinister tablet	0		
4707	E-Z Cook&trade; oven	0		
4708	My First Shaker&trade;	0		
4709	bouncing hippo tutu	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
4710	upside-down immense ballet shoes	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4711	sweatpants	0		Familiar Effect: "8xPotato, cap 2"
4712	GameInformPowerDailyPro subscription card	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-02"
4713	popsicle stick	0		
4714	spoiled blinking lemon popsicle	4	crappy	
4715	adequate gigantic popsicle	10	good	
4716	decent strawberry popsicle	3	good	
4717	snack-sized stale liver popsicle	2	decent	
4718	careful mariachi hat	0		Monster Level: -10, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
4719	red Hollandaise helmet of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
4720	organ grinder	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4721	spinning microwave stogie	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4722	bland liver and let pie	3	decent	Last Available: "2010-10"
4723	immense bland badass pie	10	decent	Last Available: "2010-10"
4724	rotten shoo-fish pie	3	crappy	Last Available: "2010-10"
4725	normal piping organ pie	4	good	Last Available: "2010-10"
4726	toothsome gray igloo pie	3	awesome	Last Available: "2010-10"
4727	rotten upside-down skewed stomach turnover	4	crappy	Last Available: "2010-10"
4728	thick rotten dead lights pie	5	crappy	Last Available: "2010-10"
4729	huge normal red throbbing organ pie	6	good	Last Available: "2010-10"
4730	wobbly tumbling supercool stop shield	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Last Available: "2009-12"
4731	nest egg	0		
4732	gray blinking sleeping piano cat	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4733	kitty sheet music	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4734	squat skewed rehearsing dramatic hedgehog	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4735	upside-down pulsating mirror prop sword	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4736	tangle of rat tails	0		
4737	olive blurry sage beer-soaked mop	0		Mysticality Percent: +10
4738	irresponsibly strong lousy day-old beer	7	decent	
4739	acceptable practically non-alcoholic plain beer	1	good	
4740	smooth fortified overpriced &quot;imported&quot; beer	5	awesome	
4741	smiling rat	0		
4742	rat tooth polish	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4743	wobbly blue bone chips	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4744	cold-filtered PlexiPips	0		Effect: "Object Detection", Effect Duration: 38
4745	quadruple-moist Wax Flask	0		Effect: "Pronounced Potency", Effect Duration: 11
4746	energized altered wobbly skewed Pain Dip	0		Effect: "Crimbo Nostalgia", Effect Duration: 48
4747	half-sized flavorless bone meal	2	decent	Last Available: "2010-10"
4748	drinkable bouncing bone aperitif	4	good	Last Available: "2010-10"
4749	teal brainy bonerang	0		Mysticality: +5, Last Available: "2010-10"
4750	lime green twirling asbestos-lined bone and arrows	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2010-10"
4751	boning knife of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Last Available: "2010-10"
4752	bone crusher of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Last Available: "2010-10"
4753	huge bone spurs of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-10"
4754	hardened strapping bonedanna	0		Muscle: +5, Damage Reduction: 3, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 30", Last Available: "2010-10"
4755	foul-smelling boneana hammock of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Stench Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xVolley, cap 30", Last Available: "2010-10"
4756	bag of bones	0		Last Available: "2010-10"
4757	purple Stabonic scroll	0		Last Available: "2010-10"
4758	Vulcanized anodized enhanced bouncing candy skeleton	0		Effect: "Gingerbread Robust", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2020-09"
4759	squat Grumpy Bumpkin's Pumpkin Seed Catalog	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4760	shaking skewed packet of pumpkin seeds	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4761	pumpkin	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4762	huge pumpkin	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4763	big flavorless pumpkin pie	5	decent	Last Available: "2010-11"
4764	enchanted lousy ghostly pumpkin beer	3	decent	Effect: "Tiki Temerity", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2010-11"
4765	colloidal blurry pumpkin juice	0		Effect: "Tiki Temerity", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2010-11"
4766	pumpkin bomb	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4767	friendly shin gourds of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Familiar Weight: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-11"
4768	dangerous smooth Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern of the empath	0		Moxie: +15, Weapon Damage: +10, Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2010-11"
4769	narrow pumpkin carriage	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4770	Desert Bus pass	0		
4771	skewed ginormous pumpkin	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4804	twirling Essence of Annoyance	0		Skill: "Summon Annoyance"
4805	Unmotivator: Crashed Orca	0		Free Pull
4806	Unmotivator: Success Warrior	0		Free Pull
4807	olive Unmotivator: Crashed Meat Car	0		Free Pull
4810	Holiday Hal's Happy-Time Fun Book!	0		Skill: "Summon Holiday Fun!"
4811	skewed Holiday Fun!	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-12"
4812	jittery Antagonistic Snowman Kit	0		Skill: "Summon Carrot"
4818	huge bland special CRIMBCOIDS mints	6	decent	Effect: "Flashing Eyes", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2011-01"
4819	can of CRIMBCOLA	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4820	miniature normal ghostly CRIMBCOLOAF	2	good	Last Available: "2011-01"
4821	normal jumbo circular CRIMBCOOKIE	5	good	Effect: "Mystic Circle", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2010-12"
4822	teal MacGyver's plastic CRIMBCO HQ	0		Maximum MP: +100, Last Available: "2010-12"
4823	squat bouncing spinning plastic fax machine of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Last Available: "2010-12"
4824	blinking maroon banded plastic hobo elf	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Last Available: "2010-12"
4825	plastic Mr. Mination of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Last Available: "2010-12"
4826	squat rosewater-soaked plastic Best Game Ever	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2010-12"
4827	hibernating robot reindeer	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2010-12"
4828	skewed S.L.E.I.G.H.B.E.L.L.S.	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2010-12"
4829	blurry robot reindeer protocol P.R.A.N.C.E.R.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4830	robot reindeer protocol D.A.S.H.E.R.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4831	robot reindeer protocol D.O.N.N.E.R.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4832	robot reindeer protocol V.I.X.E.N.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4833	robot reindeer protocol C.U.P.I.D.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4834	upside-down robot reindeer protocol D.A.N.C.E.R.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4835	yellow robot reindeer protocol C.O.M.E.T.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4836	narrow robot reindeer protocol B.L.I.T.Z.E.N.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4837	robot reindeer protocol R.U.D.O.L.P.H.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4838	blue robot reindeer protocol O.L.I.V.E.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4839	adequate gigantic triangular CRIMBCOOKIE	10	good	Effect: "Triangle, Man", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2010-12"
4840	delicious green square CRIMBCOOKIE	4	awesome	Effect: "Square to be Hip", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2010-12"
4841	lightning-fast bindlestocking of the cougar of dire peril	0		Moxie: +20, Weapon Damage: +20, Initiative: +40, Drops Items, Last Available: "2010-12"
4842	olive sleeping stocking	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4843	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker	0		Skill: "Toynado", Last Available: "2010-12"
4844	The Joy of Wassailing	0		Skill: "Wassail", Last Available: "2010-12"
4845	miser's sharpshooter's Uncle Hobo's stocking cap	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Meat Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk", Last Available: "2010-12"
4846	yellow double-paned Uncle Hobo's epic beard of the sweet-tooth	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Candy Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-12"
4847	nasty sinister Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants	0		Spell Damage: +10, Stench Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol", Last Available: "2010-12"
4848	lime green upside-down Jeselnik's ruddy Uncle Hobo's fingerless tinsel gloves	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Sleaze Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-12"
4849	lightning-fast Uncle Hobo's highest bough of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2010-12"
4850	manspreader's Uncle Hobo's belt of the brazier	0		Monster Level: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-12"
4851	tarnished flattened squat chocolate cigar	0		Effect: "Granolarrrgh", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2010-12"
4852	purple gift-a-pult of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2010-12"
4853	modified irradiated ionized holly-flavored Hob-O	0		Effect: "Stuck-Up Hair", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2020-09"
4854	pulsating CRIMBCO scrip	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4855	green Toot Oriole care package	0		
4856	lime green paperclip	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4857	bottle of Blank-Out	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4858	savvy CRIMBCO lanyard	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-01"
4859	gray CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	0		Skill: "Fashionably Late", Last Available: "2011-01"
4860	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	0		Skill: "Executive Narcolepsy", Last Available: "2011-01"
4861	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	0		Skill: "Lunch Break", Last Available: "2011-01"
4862	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	0		Skill: "Offensive Joke", Last Available: "2011-01"
4863	huge tumbling ghostly CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	0		Skill: "Managerial Manipulation", Last Available: "2011-01"
4864	photocopier	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4865	deluxe fax machine	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4866	Workytime Tea	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4867	paperclip sproinger	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4868	cyan scandalous manspreader's smartaleck's paperclip-on tie	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Monster Level: +10, Sleaze Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-01"
4869	olive Tesla energetic paperclip pants	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xBarrr, cap 12", Last Available: "2011-01"
4870	manspreader's paperclip turban of the ox of dire peril	0		Muscle: +20, Weapon Damage: +20, Monster Level: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 12", Last Available: "2011-01"
4871	paperclip cape of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Last Available: "2011-01"
4872	red glob of Blank-Out	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4873	ghostly photocopied monster	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4874	gaudy key	0		
4875	BGE merchandise order form	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4876	super-improved chocolate bath ball	0		Effect: "Robocamo", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2011-01"
4877	quadruple-corrupted bacon bath ball	0		Effect: "Pemmican't", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2011-01"
4878	galvanized blue incense bath ball	0		Effect: "Coming Up Roses", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2011-01"
4879	activated polarized modified myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball	0		Effect: "Net Tea", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2011-01"
4880	CRIMBCO mug	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4881	artisanal practically non-alcoholic CRIMBCO wine	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-01"
4882	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4883	toe jam	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4884	super-sized normal toe jam toast	5	good	Last Available: "2011-01"
4885	traffic jam	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4886	tasty maroon traffic jam toast	3	awesome	Last Available: "2011-01"
4887	upside-down space jam	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4888	diet flavorless space jam toast	1	decent	Last Available: "2011-01"
4889	boiled tarnished motivational poster	0		Effect: "Billiards Belligerence", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2011-01"
4890	maroon sack lunch	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4891	skewed bath ball gift set	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4892	slow jam collection	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4893	cyan BGE shotglass	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4894	spoiled festive sausage	3	crappy	Last Available: "2011-01"
4895	moldy enchanted holiday cheese log	4	crappy	Effect: "Cat Class, Cat Style", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2011-01"
4896	holiday log	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4897	pulsating frosty Annie Oakley's BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2010-12"
4898	lightning-fast asbestos-lined BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2010-12"
4899	reassuring BGE pocket calendar	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-12"
4900	BGE temporary tattoo	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4901	twirling experienced BGE plastic toy	0		Experience: +2, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-12"
4902	twirling foul-smelling stapler bear	0		Stench Damage: +10, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2010-12"
4903	nasty adhesive tape dolly	0		Stench Damage: +5, Last Available: "2010-12"
4904	spinning scissor duck of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2010-12"
4905	coal paperweight	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4906	jingle bell	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4907	nippy brawny Seven Loco	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Cold Damage: +10, Last Available: "2010-09"
4908	Loathing Legion knife	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4909	green supercool Loathing Legion many-purpose hook	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4910	cyan frosty Loathing Legion moondial	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4911	Loathing Legion necktie of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4912	miser's Loathing Legion knife	0		Meat Drop: +10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4913	Loathing Legion corkscrew of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4914	Loathing Legion can opener of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4915	squat rosewater-soaked Loathing Legion chainsaw of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +3, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4916	clever Loathing Legion rollerblades	0		Maximum MP: +20, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4917	Loathing Legion flamethrower of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4918	Loathing Legion tattoo needle	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4919	Loathing Legion defibrillator of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4920	medical-grade Loathing Legion double prism	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4921	veiny Loathing Legion tape measure	0		Maximum HP: +10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4922	inspector's Loathing Legion kitchen sink	0		Item Drop: +15, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4923	teal brawny Loathing Legion abacus	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4924	Loathing Legion helicopter	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4925	vibrating Loathing Legion pizza stone	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4926	Loathing Legion universal screwdriver	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4927	huge Loathing Legion jackhammer	0		Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4928	Loathing Legion hammer of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4929	Uncle Crimbo's Sack	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4930	Folder Holder	0		Last Available: "2013-08"
4937	a angel	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4938	quake of arrows	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4939	time's arrow	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4940	tumbling arrowgram	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4941	tiny spoiled gray Knob jelly donut	1	crappy	
4942	spinning Knob cake	0		
4943	purple Knob cake pan	0		
4944	narrow Knob batter	0		
4945	Knob frosting	0		
4946	unfrosted Knob cake	0		
4947	Cobb's Knob Menagerie key	0		
4948	GOTO	0		
4949	quantum tarnished tumbling weremoose spit	0		Effect: "Covetous Robbery", Effect Duration: 24
4950	cold-filtered chilled twirling abominable blubber	0		Effect: "Demonic Flavor", Effect Duration: 48
4951	mirror veiny flimsy clipboard	0		Maximum HP: +10
4952	dry baggie of sugar	0		Effect: "Healthy Blue Glow", Effect Duration: 34
4953	fuchsia Usain Bolt's whalebone corset	0		Item Drop: +5, Initiative: +80, Single Equip
4954	shaking oven mitts of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Single Equip
4955	snack-sized tasty overcookie	2	awesome	
4956	super-sized bland philosopher's scone	5	decent	
4957	chilled half-baked potion	0		Effect: "Pisces Rising", Effect Duration: 18
4958	blurry rosy-cheeked Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30
4959	decent blue tumbling Knob nuts	4	good	
4960	artisanal squat Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	4	EPIC	
4961	Subject 37 file	0		
4962	sharpshooter's personal trainer's mysterious lapel pin	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Single Equip
4963	state loom	0		Familiar Weight: +10
4964	upside-down Evilometer	0		
4965	spinning Sorcerers of the Shore Grimoire	0		Free Pull, Skill: "Summon Alice's Army Cards"
4966	teal Pack of Alice's Army Cards	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4967	Alice's Army Swordsman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4968	skewed Alice's Army Spearsman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4969	Alice's Army Halberder	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4970	spinning huge maroon Alice's Army Guard	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4971	Alice's Army Wallman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4972	Alice's Army Ninja	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4973	yellow Alice's Army Alchemist	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4974	red Alice's Army Page	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4975	mirror blurry Alice's Army Shieldmaiden	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4976	pulsating Alice's Army Mad Bomber	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4977	Alice's Army Nurse	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4978	Alice's Army Hammerman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4979	red narrow Alice's Army Bowman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4980	Alice's Army Lanceman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4981	Alice's Army Horseman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4982	twirling jittery Alice's Army Coward	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4983	Alice's Army Cleric	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4984	blurry Alice's Army Sniper	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4985	red Alice's Army Dervish	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4986	jittery Alice's Army Martyr	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4987	Pack of Alice's Army Foil Cards	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4988	Alice's Army Foil Swordsman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4989	upside-down bouncing Alice's Army Foil Spearsman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4990	purple Alice's Army Foil Halberder	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4991	squat skewed Alice's Army Foil Guard	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4992	Alice's Army Foil Wallman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4993	Alice's Army Foil Ninja	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4994	wobbly Alice's Army Foil Alchemist	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4995	tumbling Alice's Army Foil Page	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4996	upside-down Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4997	purple ghostly Alice's Army Foil Mad Bomber	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4998	Alice's Army Foil Nurse	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4999	huge Alice's Army Foil Hammerman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5000	green Alice's Army Foil Bowman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5001	Alice's Army Foil Lanceman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5002	Alice's Army Foil Horseman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5003	wobbly Alice's Army Foil Coward	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5004	Alice's Army Foil Cleric	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5005	Alice's Army Foil Sniper	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5006	Alice's Army Foil Dervish	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5007	jittery Alice's Army Foil Martyr	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5008	narrow Single Alice's Army Foil	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5009	upside-down card sleeve of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2011-03"
5010	evil eye	0		
5011	blue Alice's Army Foil tattoo	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5012	Ye Wizard's Shack snack voucher	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5013	rotten thick wasabi pocky	5	crappy	Last Available: "2011-03"
5014	bland tobiko pocky	4	decent	Last Available: "2011-03"
5015	tasty half-sized natto pocky	2	awesome	Last Available: "2011-03"
5016	drinkable wasabi-infused sake	3	good	Last Available: "2011-03"
5017	watered-down mediocre bouncing lime green tobiko-infused sake	2	decent	Last Available: "2011-03"
5018	hand-crafted natto-infused sake	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-03"
5019	liquefied wasabi marble soda	0		Effect: "Winklered", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2011-03"
5020	concentrated blurry tobiko marble soda	0		Effect: "Happy Salamander", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2011-03"
5021	corrupted pickled natto marble soda	0		Effect: "Mariachi Mood", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2011-03"
5022	Alice's Army booster box	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5023	flattened vacuum-sealed vacuum-sealed elderly jawbreaker	0		Effect: "Outer Wolf&trade;", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2020-09"
5024	delicious marshmallow flamb&eacute;	3	awesome	Last Available: "2011-03"
5025	mediocre special cranberry schnapps	3	decent	Effect: "Eyes for Miles", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2011-03"
5026	delicious fancy practically non-alcoholic breaded beer	1	awesome	Effect: "Optimist Primal", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2011-03"
5027	lousy twirling soy cordial	3	decent	Last Available: "2011-03"
5028	skewed prompt quilted astral bludgeon of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Damage Absorption: +40, Adventures: +3
5029	blinking zippy astral shield of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Initiative: +20
5030	frightening Lo Pan's Da Vinci's astral chapeau	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Spooky Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 12"
5031	teal executive Jim Carey's electrified astral bracer	0		Monster Level: +25, Meat Drop: +40, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
5032	greedy fortified astral longbow of the glutton	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Meat Drop: +20, Food Drop: +100
5033	executive Da Vinci's astral shorts of the businessman	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Meat Drop: 90, Familiar Effect: "1xGhoul, cap 12"
5034	blue personal trainer's astral mace of extreme caution of the glutton	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Monster Level: -25, Food Drop: +100
5035	wool fortified personal trainer's astral trousers	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Damage Absorption: +60, Cold Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 12"
5036	maroon flame-retardant careful brawny astral ring	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Monster Level: -10, Hot Resistance: +1
5037	rock-hard groovy astral statuette of the bloodbag	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Damage Reduction: 5, Maximum HP: +100
5038	gray frosty forbidden astral pistol of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Cold Spell Damage: +10
5039	Lo Pan's Socratic astral mask	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Spell Critical Percent: +30
5040	twirling squat astral pet sweater	0		Familiar Weight: +10
5041	manspreader's smooth astral shirt of the bloodbag	0		Moxie: +15, Maximum HP: +100, Monster Level: +10
5042	ghostly MacGyver's astral belt of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Maximum MP: +100
5043	decent astral hot dog	4	???	
5044	bad special irresponsibly strong pulsating astral pilsner	10	???	Effect: "Fishy", Effect Duration: 5
5045	astral hot dog dinner	0		
5046	pulsating astral six-pack	0		
5047	tumbling Clan shower	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-04"
5048	shard of double-ice	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5049	resourceful dangerous beefcake's double-ice cap	0		Muscle: +25, Weapon Damage: +10, Maximum MP: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 17", Last Available: "2011-04"
5050	Jeselnik's Samson's double-ice box of Gandalf	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Sleaze Damage: +25, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2011-04"
5051	coward's rosy-cheeked hardened double-ice britches	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Monster Level: -20, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 3xVolley, 3xLep, cap 17", Last Available: "2011-04"
5052	teal handful of numbers	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
5053	Lars the Cyberian	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5054	intriguing puzzle box	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5055	obnoxious riddle	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5056	narrow best joke ever	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5057	wet Atomic Comic	0		Effect: "Prelude of Precision", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2011-04"
5058	altered Red Pill	0		Effect: "Leisurely Amblin'", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2011-04"
5059	Skullhead's Screw	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5060	green mysterious present	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5061	boxing-glove-in-a-box	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5062	voodoo doll	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5063	the finger	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5064	Salsa de las Epocas	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5065	huge decent olive spaghetti con calaveras	9	good	Last Available: "2011-04"
5066	twirling s'more gun	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5067	bland popcorn	3	decent	Last Available: "2011-04"
5068	spoiled half-sized chaos popcorn	2	crappy	Last Available: "2011-04"
5069	twirling blurry Jack Frost's Rosewater's hole of terror	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2011-04"
5070	maroon innuendo	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5071	miniature stale lime green s'more	0	decent	Last Available: "2011-04"
5072	diamond ring	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5073	irresponsibly strong artisanal Russian Ice	7	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-04"
5074	frosty clay ashtray	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2011-05"
5075	narrow skewed wholesome lanyard	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5076	monster pants of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "3xVolley, 3xPotato, cap 17", Last Available: "2011-05"
5077	box of Pok&euml;mann band-aids	0		Last Available: "2011-05"
5078	moist colloidal Pok&euml;mann band-aid	0		Effect: "Smoking like a Bandit", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2011-05"
5079	smooth thinker's Van der Graaf helmet	0		Mysticality: +10, Moxie: +15, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, cap 7", Last Available: "2011-05"
5080	Rosewater's crutch	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Last Available: "2011-05"
5081	shock belt of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5082	non-Vulcanized nitrogenated concentrated lime green Okee-Dokee soda	0		Effect: "Phairly Balanced", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2011-05"
5083	rubber band gun	0		Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2011-05"
5084	blue narrow pin-stripe slacks of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Familiar Effect: "6xSombrero, 2xPotato, cap 7", Last Available: "2011-05"
5085	hardy gloves	0		Maximum HP: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5086	dry colloidal correction fluid	0		Effect: "So Fresh and So Clean", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2011-05"
5087	upside-down Pok&euml;mann figurine: Porkachu of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5088	auspicious Pok&euml;mann figurine: Magikrap	0		Item Drop: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5089	cyan miser's Pok&euml;mann figurine: Vegemite	0		Meat Drop: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5090	Pok&euml;mann figurine: Vermouth of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5091	mirror Pok&euml;mann figurine: Smugleaf of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5092	yellow ghostly Pok&euml;mann figurine: Twitter of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5093	tumbling Da Vinci's Pok&euml;mann figurine: Bloodkip	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5094	squat Van der Graaf Pok&euml;mann figurine: Hoboking	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5095	narrow blinking Pok&euml;mann figurine: Duck of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5096	educational Pok&euml;mann figurine: Nothing	0		Experience: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5097	twirling Pok&euml;mann figurine: Kagosan of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5098	Pok&euml;mann figurine: Galumpagump of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5099	personal trainer's Pok&euml;mann figurine: Shoggoth	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5100	teal flame-retardant Pok&euml;mann figurine: Frank	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5101	narrow auspicious Pok&euml;mann figurine: Moog	0		Item Drop: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5102	adjusted bouncing willyweed	0		Effect: "Slimed Stomach", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2011-05"
5103	super-chilled altered Nuclear Blastball	0		Effect: "The Chains Down In The Belly-O", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2011-05"
5104	pickled fish juice box	0		Effect: "Slimily Speedy", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2011-05"
5105	red paint bomb	0		Last Available: "2011-05"
5106	hideous egg	0		Last Available: "2011-05"
5107	artisanal weak Jeppson's Malort	2	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	Last Available: "2011-06"
5108	fistful of ashes	0		
5109	deadly stress ball	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Squeeze Stress Ball", Last Available: "2011-05"
5110	tumbling Li'l Businessman Kit	0		Meat Drop: +5, Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2011-05"
5111	medical-grade Ultracolor&trade; shirt	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2011-05"
5112	twirling My Own Pen Pal kit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
5113	packet of orchid seeds	0		
5114	ghostly green stomp box	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
5115	hedge trimmers	0		
5116	A. W. O. L. commendation	0		Last Available: "2011-05"
5117	reconstituted crow	0		Last Available: "2011-05"
5118	yellow bird brain	0		
5119	busted wings	0		
5120	Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery	0		Last Available: "2011-05"
5121	shaking red hardened Fonzie's Admiral's hat of horror	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Damage Reduction: 3, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk", Last Available: "2011-05"
5122	narrow quilted brawny beefy aviator's cap	0		Muscle: +10, Muscle Percent: +20, Damage Absorption: +40, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 12", Last Available: "2011-05"
5123	pulsating fuchsia censurious mirrored aviator shades of the businessman	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Meat Drop: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5124	Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy	0		Skill: "Natural Born Skeleton Killer", Last Available: "2011-05"
5125	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5126	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5127	blurry Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5128	skewed Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5129	blinking Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5130	bouncing Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5131	anodized triple-polymerized Ultrasoldier Serum	0		Effect: "Concentrated Concentration", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2011-06"
5132	bite-sized stale red elven hardtack	1	decent	Last Available: "2011-06"
5133	perfectly mixed blinking elven squeeze	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-06"
5134	lunar isotope	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5135	ghostly E.M.U. joystick	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5136	pulsating E.M.U. rocket thrusters	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5137	E.M.U. helmet	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5138	E.M.U. harness	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5139	carton of astral energy drinks	0		
5140	pickled pulsating twirling astral energy drink	1		
5141	Thwaitgold bee statuette	0		
5142	moon unit	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5143	E.M.U. Unit	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5144	handful of honey	0		
5145	vacuum-sealed concentrated moist honeypot	0		Effect: "Aided and Abetted", Effect Duration: 52
5146	diet moldy bouncing squat wild honey pie	1	crappy	
5147	lousy honey mead	3	decent	
5148	jittery fuchsia reassuring veiny beefy honey dipper	0		Muscle: +10, Maximum HP: +10, Spooky Resistance: +1
5149	bouncing mansplainer's hale strapping honeybritches	0		Muscle: +5, Maximum HP: +20, Monster Level: +15, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 2xGhuol, cap 43"
5150	mansplainer's arcane researcher's honeycap of temperance	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Monster Level: +15, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 43"
5151	olive dog trainer's Moonthril Circlet	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2011-06"
5152	medical-grade Moonthril Greaves	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "cap 25", Last Available: "2011-06"
5153	dance instructor's Moonthril Flamberge	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Last Available: "2011-06"
5154	fuchsia Samson's Moonthril Longbow	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Last Available: "2011-06"
5155	supercharged Moonthril Cuirass	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-06"
5156	rosy-cheeked plush alielf	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2011-06"
5157	boiled Comet Drop	0		Effect: "Bananas!", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2020-09"
5158	plush dogcat of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Last Available: "2011-06"
5159	chaotic plush hamsterpus	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Last Available: "2011-06"
5160	blue pulsating savvy plush ferrelf	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Last Available: "2011-06"
5161	auspicious plush alien hamsterpus	0		Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2011-06"
5162	shellacked plush mutated alielf	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Last Available: "2011-06"
5163	gray deadly plush mutated alielephant of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: 25, Last Available: "2011-06"
5164	mysterious chest	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-06"
5165	up-at-dawn girl	0		Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2011-06"
5166	top hat and cane	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5167	synthetic dog hair pill	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5168	distention pill	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5169	elven medi-pack	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5170	warmed deionized twirling maroon transporter transponder	0		Effect: "Holiday Bliss", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2011-06"
5171	Map to Safety Shelter Ronald Prime	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5172	Map to Safety Shelter Grimace Prime	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5173	elven magi-pack	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5174	practically non-alcoholic tolerable Saison du Lune	1	good	Last Available: "2011-06"
5175	smooth weak Moonthril Schnapps	2	awesome	Last Available: "2011-06"
5176	special acceptable practically non-alcoholic Wrecked Generator	1	good	Effect: "Bright!", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2011-06"
5177	rotten Spaghetti with Moonballs	4	crappy	Last Available: "2011-06"
5178	low-calorie stale special purple Crepes a la Lune	1	decent	Effect: "Resilient Spirit", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2011-06"
5179	spoiled half-sized bouncing gray twirling Moon Pie	2	crappy	Last Available: "2011-06"
5180	galvanized Vulcanized twirling Comet Pop	0		Effect: "Human-Horror Hybrid", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2011-06"
5181	aerosolized double-enhanced triple-nitrogenated Flan in the Moon	0		Effect: "The Strength... of the Future", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2011-06"
5182	galvanized 1/6th Pound Cake	0		Effect: "Mathematically Precise", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2011-06"
5183	Mint-in-box Moonthril Circlet	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5184	narrow Mint-in-box Moonthril Greaves	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5185	pulsating Mint-in-box Moonthril Cuirass	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5186	Mint-in-box Moonthril Flamberge	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5187	Mint-in-box Moonthril Longbow	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5188	quantum alkaline lime green spinning honey stick	0		Effect: "The Power of Negative Thinking", Effect Duration: 14
5189	super-frozen mirror double-ice gum	0		Effect: "Tiki Thoughtfulness", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2011-04"
5190	frosty Van der Graaf resourceful Operation Patriot Shield	0		Maximum MP: +50, Cold Spell Damage: +10, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Throw Shield", Last Available: "2011-07", Variable
5191	olive squirming egg sac	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5192	deionized denatured corrupted data	0		Effect: "Insulated Trousers", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2011-06"
5193	11-inch knob sausage	0		
5194	tumbling exorcised sandwich	0		
5195	fuchsia wobbly Banfoy's Boutique Order Form	0		Last Available: "2011-07"
5196	Samson's Great S-Cape	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-07"
5197	ghostly beefy Marvelous Unitard	0		Muscle: +10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-07"
5198	altered shaking gooey paste	1	good	Last Available: "2011-08"
5199	vaporized maroon beastly paste	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-08"
5200	vaporized fuchsia narrow paste	1	decent	Last Available: "2011-08"
5201	distilled ectoplasmic paste	1	good	Last Available: "2011-08"
5202	distilled greasy paste	1	decent	Effect: "Frigid Weapon", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2011-08"
5203	boiled shaking bug paste	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-08"
5204	dried hippy paste	1	decent	Last Available: "2011-08"
5205	modified orc paste	1	good	Last Available: "2011-08"
5206	altered jittery demonic paste	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-08"
5207	dehydrated ghostly tumbling indescribably horrible paste	1	decent	Last Available: "2011-08"
5208	modified paste	1	decent	Last Available: "2011-08"
5209	twisted wobbly goblin paste	1	awesome	Last Available: "2011-08"
5210	mixed wobbly pirate paste	1	awesome	Last Available: "2011-08"
5211	pickled jittery chlorophyll paste	1	decent	Last Available: "2011-08"
5212	distilled paste	1	good	Last Available: "2011-08"
5213	dehydrated green Mer-kin paste	1	awesome	Last Available: "2011-08"
5214	dried wobbly narrow slimy paste	1	good	Last Available: "2011-08"
5215	altered blue narrow penguin paste	1	crappy	Effect: "Blessing of Squirtlcthulli", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2011-08"
5216	dehydrated upside-down blurry elemental paste	1	decent	Last Available: "2011-08"
5217	pickled squat twirling cosmic paste	1	decent	Last Available: "2011-08"
5218	compressed blinking hobo paste	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-08"
5219	altered green Crimbo paste	1	crappy	Effect: "Bolts about Candy", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2011-08"
5220	upside-down Teachings of the Fist	0		
5221	fat loot token	0		No Pull
5222	Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette	0		
5223	skewed olive Tome of Clip Art	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-09", Skill: "Summon Clip Art"
5224	immense normal Ur-Donut	6	good	Last Available: "2011-09"
5225	ghostly tumbling The Bomb	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5226	blurry box of Familiar Jacks	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5227	drinkable watered-down skewed bucket of wine	2	good	Last Available: "2011-09"
5228	rotten ultrafondue	3	crappy	Last Available: "2011-09"
5229	unbearable light	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5230	upside-down snowflake	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5231	crystal skull	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5232	borrowed time	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5233	box of hammers	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5234	coward's shining halo	0		Monster Level: -20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-09"
5235	tumbling smelly furry halo	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-09"
5236	studded frosty halo	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-09"
5237	tumbling time halo of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-09"
5238	watered-down aged Lumineux Limnio	2	awesome	Last Available: "2011-09"
5239	drinkable Morto Moreto	3	good	Last Available: "2011-09"
5240	mediocre watered-down squat huge Temps Tempranillo	2	decent	Last Available: "2011-09"
5241	extra-dry bad Bordeaux Marteaux	5	decent	Last Available: "2011-09"
5242	tolerable huge Fromage Pinotage	3	good	Last Available: "2011-09"
5243	delicious Beignet Milgranet	4	awesome	Last Available: "2011-09"
5244	perfectly mixed irresponsibly strong maroon spinning Muschat	10	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-09"
5245	stale snack-sized cool jelly donut	2	decent	Last Available: "2011-09"
5246	super-sized normal shrapnel jelly donut	5	good	Last Available: "2011-09"
5247	toothsome bouncing pulsating occult jelly donut	4	awesome	Last Available: "2011-09"
5248	adequate thyme jelly donut	4	good	Last Available: "2011-09"
5249	tasty danish	3	awesome	Last Available: "2011-09"
5250	delicious tiny smashed danish	1	awesome	Last Available: "2011-09"
5251	spoiled half-sized gray forbidden danish	2	crappy	Last Available: "2011-09"
5252	snack-sized spoiled cool cat claw	2	crappy	Last Available: "2011-09"
5253	stale blunt cat claw	3	decent	Last Available: "2011-09"
5254	special adequate blinking shadowy cat claw	4	good	Effect: "Burning Ears", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2011-09"
5255	bland half-sized cheezburger	2	decent	Last Available: "2011-09"
5256	special half-sized toothsome narrow olive toasted brie	2	awesome	Effect: "Going Ape", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2011-09"
5257	enhanced vacuum-sealed denatured potion of the field gar	0		Effect: "Cat-Alyzed", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2011-09"
5258	non-colloidal frozen bouncing too legit potion	0		Effect: "Sausage Festive", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2011-09"
5259	polarized dry shaking Bright Water	0		Effect: "Braaaains Over Braaaawwn", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2011-09"
5260	improved cold-filtered water	0		Effect: "Turtle Titters", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2011-09"
5261	nitrogenated graveyard snowglobe	0		Effect: "Purity of Spirit", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2011-09"
5262	quadruple-nitrogenated wobbly cool cat elixir	0		Effect: "Fifty Ways to Bereave Your Lover", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2011-09"
5263	ionized skewed tumbling potion of the captain's hammer	0		Effect: "Ham-Fisted", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2011-09"
5264	quadruple-dry potion of X-ray vision	0		Effect: "Rushin' Hands", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2011-09"
5265	irradiated narrow potion of the litterbox	0		Effect: "Baconstoned", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2011-09"
5266	wet tarnished olive potion of animal rage	0		Effect: "Jawin'", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2011-09"
5267	corrupted pressed potion of punctual companionship	0		Effect: "Disco Inferno", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2011-09"
5268	holy bomb, batman	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5269	bouncing bobcat grenade	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5270	chocolate frosted sugar bomb	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5271	skewed broken glass grenade	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5272	noxious gas grenade	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5273	skull with a fuse in it	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5274	jittery boozebomb	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5275	censurious hammerus	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2011-09"
5276	baleful blunt icepick	0		Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2011-09"
5277	bouncing frightening fluorescent lightbulb	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2011-09"
5278	nippy blammer of the early riser	0		Cold Damage: +10, Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2011-09"
5279	yellow clock-cleaning hammer of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2011-09"
5280	fuchsia pulsating 4:20 bomb	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5281	hardened broken clock	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Last Available: "2011-09"
5282	up-at-dawn dethklok	0		Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2011-09"
5283	toasty glacial clock	0		Hot Damage: +5, Last Available: "2011-09"
5284	tumbling Gygaxian Libram	0		Last Available: "2011-09", Skill: "Summon Dice"
5285	jittery d4	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5286	wobbly jittery d6	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5287	narrow d8	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5288	tumbling d10	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5289	lime green d12	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5290	pulsating d20	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5291	bouncing generic healing potion	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5292	narrow generic mana potion	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5293	generic restorative potion	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5294	ghostly kobold treasure hoard	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5295	newborn kobold	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5296	jittery slightly thicker filthy rags	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-09"
5297	dungeon dragon chest	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5298	special massive delicious phish stick	7	awesome	Effect: "Mutated", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2011-09"
5299	hale quilted baleful plastic vampire fangs	0		Spell Damage: +25, Damage Absorption: +40, Maximum HP: +20, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Feed", Last Available: "2011-10"
5300	Interview With You (a Vampire)	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5301	Make-Your-Own-Vampire-Fangs kit	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5302	your own heart	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5303	blurry spinning Sword of the Brouhaha Prince of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2011-10"
5304	Sherlock's lard-coated Chalice of the Malkovich Prince of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: 75, Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2011-10"
5305	stylish Sceptre of the Torremolinos Prince	0		Moxie: +25, Last Available: "2011-10"
5306	red quilted Medallion of the Ventrilo Prince	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Last Available: "2011-10"
5307	squat Haunted Sorority House staff guide	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5308	ghost trap	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5309	chainsaw chain	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5310	gray shotgun shell	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5311	funhouse mirror	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5312	colloidal skewed ghostly body paint	0		Effect: "You Know Who to Call", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2011-10"
5313	frozen super-dry adjusted huge necrotizing body spray	0		Effect: "Angry like the Wolf", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2011-10"
5314	wet blue bite-me-red lipstick	0		Effect: "Pisces in the Skyces", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2011-10"
5315	ionized lime green whisker pencil	0		Effect: "Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2011-10"
5316	quantum tumbling press-on ribs	0		Effect: "Uncaged Power", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2011-10"
5317	galvanized Rattlin' Chains	0		Effect: "Polka Face", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2011-10"
5318	concentrated skewed Gummy Brains	0		Effect: "So Fresh and So Clean", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2011-10"
5319	boiled aerosolized blinking Blood 'n' Plenty	0		Effect: "Also Schmeckt Zarathustra", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2011-10"
5320	pressed tumbling Lobos Mints	0		Effect: "Red Misty-Eyed", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2011-10"
5321	colloidal lime green Sweet Sword	0		Effect: "Sleaze-Resistant Trousers", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2011-10"
5322	tolerable watered-down blinking Ecto-Cooler	2	good	Last Available: "2011-10"
5323	aged practically non-alcoholic Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	1	awesome	Last Available: "2011-10"
5324	triple-distilled perfectly mixed Blood Light	7	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-10"
5325	practically non-alcoholic fancy smooth Silver Bullet beer	1	awesome	Effect: "Frozen Hands", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2011-10"
5326	high-proof mediocre Bone's Farm &quot;wine&quot;	6	decent	Last Available: "2011-10"
5327	ghost protocol	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5328	flattened sorority brain	0		Effect: "Baconstoned", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2011-10"
5329	quantum shaking Nightstalker perfume	0		Effect: "Cockroach Scurry", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2011-10"
5330	chilled flattened blurry narrow drum of pomade	0		Effect: "Slightly Mutated", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2011-10"
5331	throwing bone	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5332	dog trainer's extra-see-thru nightie	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Last Available: "2011-10"
5333	smelly BRAINS shorts of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1.5xGhuol", Last Available: "2011-10"
5334	shaking Mesmereyes&trade; contact lenses of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-10"
5335	scrunchie of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-10"
5336	sharpshooter's baleful extremely skinny jeans	0		Spell Damage: +25, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy", Last Available: "2011-10"
5337	veiny smooth The Necbromancer's Hat	0		Moxie: +15, Maximum HP: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr", Last Available: "2011-10"
5338	Lo Pan's Newton's The Necbromancer's Stein of Flo-Jo	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2011-10"
5339	lard-coated manspreader's MacGyver's The Necbromancer's Shorts	0		Maximum MP: +100, Monster Level: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xGhuol", Last Available: "2011-10"
5340	arcane researcher's Socratic The Necbromancer's Wizard Staff of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Last Available: "2011-10"
5341	The Necbronomicon	0		Skill: "Summon &quot;Boner Battalion&quot;", Last Available: "2011-10"
5342	acceptable The Cooler Out of Space	3	good	Last Available: "2011-10"
5343	The Necbronomicon (used)	0		Skill: "Summon &quot;Boner Battalion&quot;", Last Available: "2011-10"
5344	sorority girl's box	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5345	chilled Necbro wafers	0		Effect: "Mushroom Might", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2020-09"
5346	blue death blossom	0		
5347	narrow A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used)	0		Skill: "Holiday Weight Gain", Last Available: "2009-12"
5348	jittery A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used)	0		Skill: "Jingle Bells", Last Available: "2009-12"
5349	skewed A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used)	0		Skill: "Candyblast", Last Available: "2009-12"
5350	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used)	0		Skill: "Surge of Icing", Last Available: "2009-12"
5351	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used)	0		Skill: "Stealth Mistletoe", Last Available: "2009-12"
5352	shaking A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used)	0		Skill: "Cringle's Curative Carol", Last Available: "2009-12"
5353	narrow jar of oil	0		
5354	The Art of Slapfighting (used)	0		Class: "Seal Clubber", Skill: "Iron Palm Technique", Last Available: "2010-06"
5355	Uncle Romulus (used)	0		Class: "Turtle Tamer", Skill: "Curiosity of Br'er Tarrypin", Last Available: "2010-03"
5356	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used)	0		Class: "Pastamancer", Skill: "Stringozzi Serpent", Last Available: "2010-04"
5357	wobbly ghostly Zu Mannk&auml;se Dienen (used)	0		Class: "Sauceror", Skill: "K&auml;seso&szlig;esturm", Last Available: "2010-01"
5358	Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used)	0		Class: "Disco Bandit", Skill: "Kung Fu Hustler", Last Available: "2011-01"
5359	spinning fuchsia Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled)	0		Class: "Accordion Thief", Skill: "Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration", Last Available: "2010-02"
5360	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used)	0		Skill: "Toynado", Last Available: "2010-12"
5361	The Joy of Wassailing (used)	0		Skill: "Wassail", Last Available: "2010-12"
5362	cyan CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used)	0		Skill: "Fashionably Late", Last Available: "2011-01"
5363	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used)	0		Skill: "Executive Narcolepsy", Last Available: "2011-01"
5364	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used)	0		Skill: "Lunch Break", Last Available: "2011-01"
5365	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used)	0		Skill: "Offensive Joke", Last Available: "2011-01"
5366	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used)	0		Skill: "Managerial Manipulation", Last Available: "2011-01"
5367	Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded)	0		Skill: "Natural Born Skeleton Killer", Last Available: "2011-05"
5368	tumbling Ellsbury's journal (used)	0		Skill: "Unaccompanied Miner", Last Available: "2010-09"
5369	mirror auspicious KoL Con 8-Bit power bracelet	0		Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2011-09"
5370	boiler	0		
5371	stuffed-shirt scarecrow	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-11"
5372	twirling plastic trollipop of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2011-12"
5373	wobbly plastic Fudge Wizard of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2011-12"
5374	smartaleck's plastic abominable fudgeman	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Last Available: "2011-12"
5375	plastic colollilossus of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Last Available: "2011-12"
5376	foul-smelling coward's plastic Big Candy	0		Monster Level: -20, Stench Damage: +10, Last Available: "2011-12"
5377	The Groose in the Hoose	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-12"
5378	spruce juice	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5379	pickled twirling groose grease	1	good	Last Available: "2012-12"
5380	blurry lollipop stick	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5381	gray bananagate	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5382	skewed pearidot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5383	spinning tourmalime	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5384	kumquartz	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5385	narrow strawberyl	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5386	huge ridiculous belt of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2011-11"
5387	ridiculous earring of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2011-11"
5388	blurry ridiculous sunglasses of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Last Available: "2011-11"
5389	spoiled ridiculous sandwich	4	crappy	Last Available: "2011-11"
5390	artisanal special ridiculous cocktail	4	EPIC	Effect: "Yes, Can Haz", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2011-11"
5391	asbestos-lined zombie monkey necklace of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Hot Resistance: +5
5392	skewed Thwaitgold butterfly statuette	0		
5393	blurry scrap of paper	0		
5394	tumbling squat sandpaper	0		
5395	jittery peppermint sprout	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5396	energized peppermint twist	0		Effect: "Dwarven Hardiness", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2011-11"
5397	small tasty peppermint patty	2	awesome	Last Available: "2011-11"
5398	peppermint crook	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5399	fuchsia peppermint rhino baby	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5400	blinking candy cane candygram	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
5401	upside-down peppermint parasol	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5402	extremely unsafe candy cane	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2011-12"
5403	Mint Salton Pepper's Peppermint Seed Catalog	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5404	yellow Peppermint Pip Packet	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5405	scorching rock-hard cane-mail shirt of the businessman	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Hot Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2011-12"
5406	twirling foul-smelling hale occult cane-mail pants	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Maximum HP: +20, Stench Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xBarrr, cap 25", Last Available: "2011-12"
5407	smooth enchanted weak Vodka Matryoshka	2	awesome	Effect: "Cruisin' for a Bruisin'", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2011-12"
5408	hand-crafted narrow Gin Mint	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-12"
5409	practically non-alcoholic tolerable Tequiz Navidad	1	good	Last Available: "2011-12"
5410	watered-down bad Mint Yulep	2	decent	Last Available: "2011-12"
5411	artisanal skewed shaking Crimbojito	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-12"
5412	mediocre watered-down blinking Sangria de Menthe	2	decent	Last Available: "2011-12"
5413	candycaine powder	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
5414	shaking licorice boa	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
5415	activated shaking upside-down licorice root	0		Effect: "Chief Executive Optimism", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2011-12"
5416	magnetized alkaline banana supersucker	0		Effect: "Berry Berry Cold", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2011-11"
5417	galvanized fuchsia pear supersucker	0		Effect: "Chief Executive Optimism", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2011-11"
5418	concentrated lime supersucker	0		Effect: "Florid Cheeks", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2011-11"
5419	cold-filtered spinning ghostly kumquat supersucker	0		Effect: "Scarysauce", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2011-11"
5420	colloidal liquefied maroon strawberry supersucker	0		Effect: "Bored Stiff", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2011-11"
5421	mirror bananarama bangle of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-11"
5422	tumbling MacGyver's pair of pearidot earrings	0		Maximum MP: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-11"
5423	pulsating tourmalime tourniquet of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-11"
5424	reassuring kumquartz ring	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-11"
5425	stanky strawberyl necklace	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-11"
5426	sucker bucket of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2011-11"
5427	grievous sucker hakama	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "afk, cap 12", Last Available: "2011-11"
5428	frosty sucker kabuto	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "Atk, cap 12", Last Available: "2011-11"
5429	blinking spinning sucker tachi of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2011-11"
5430	sucker scaffold	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5431	huge cinnamon troll doll	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5432	purple huge grape troll doll	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5433	raspberry troll doll	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5434	DNOTC Box	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
5435	narrow fudgecule	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5436	unsweetened fudge lily	0		Effect: "Neuroplastici Tea", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2011-11"
5437	ghostly superheated fudge	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5438	adjusted fluid of fudge-finding	0		Effect: "Bananas!", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2011-11"
5439	fudgepuck	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5440	spoiled fudgesicle	3	crappy	Last Available: "2011-11"
5441	blurry wand of fudge control	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5442	gray The Kloop in the Coop	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-12"
5443	skewed miniscule beatbox	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5444	extra-activated dry narrow devilish folio	0		Effect: "Well-Oiled", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2012-12"
5445	clumsiness bark	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5446	jar full of wind	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5447	dangerous jerkcicle	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5448	furious stone	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5449	vanity stone	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5450	spinning lecherous stone	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5451	jealousy stone	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5452	avarice stone	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5453	gluttonous stone	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5454	gummi ingot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5455	gummi ingot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5456	gummi ingot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5457	oxidized pulsating Fudgie Roll	0		Effect: "Flame-Retardant Trousers", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2011-11"
5458	jumbo normal wobbly fudge bunny	5	good	Last Available: "2011-11"
5459	huge fudge spork	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5460	greedy wicked fudgecycle of the empath	0		Spell Damage: +5, Familiar Weight: +5, Meat Drop: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-11"
5461	fudge cube	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5462	blank fudge mold	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5463	Libram of Resolutions	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-01", Skill: "Summon Resolutions"
5464	vacuum-sealed resolution: be wealthier	0		Effect: "Hyphemariffic", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2012-01"
5465	colloidal moist resolution: be happier	0		Effect: "Smoking like a Bandit", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2012-01"
5466	colloidal resolution: be stronger	0		Effect: "Riboflavin'", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2012-01"
5467	boiled yellow resolution: be smarter	0		Effect: "Tapped In", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2012-01"
5468	super-frozen denatured resolution: be sexier	0		Effect: "Pasty", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2012-01"
5469	denatured resolution: be feistier	0		Effect: "Human-Horror Hybrid", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2012-01"
5470	improved modified resolution: be kinder	0		Effect: "On the Trolley", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2012-01"
5471	liquefied jittery resolution: be more adventurous	0		Effect: "Work For Hours a Week", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2012-01"
5472	extra-alkaline resolution: be luckier	0		Effect: "The Magic of LOV", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2012-01"
5473	gummi ingot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5474	gummi ingot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5475	wobbly gummi ingot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5476	corrupted green gummi salamander	0		Effect: "Clean-Shaven", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2011-11"
5477	corrupted frozen olive gummi snake	0		Effect: "Tenacity of the Snapper", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2011-11"
5478	super-modified tarnished Vulcanized squat gummi canary	0		Effect: "Muscle Unbound", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2011-11"
5479	bland small tumbling gummi bear	2	decent	Last Available: "2011-11"
5480	stale miniature gummi bear	2	decent	Last Available: "2011-11"
5481	stale super-sized gummi bear	5	decent	Last Available: "2011-11"
5482	low-calorie decent drunki-bear	1	good	Last Available: "2011-11"
5483	adequate blue drunki-bear	4	good	Last Available: "2011-11"
5484	flavorless drunki-bear	3	decent	Last Available: "2011-11"
5485	twirling scandalous gummi bowtie	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Last Available: "2011-11"
5486	skewed gray frightening fudge pocket square	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2011-11"
5487	pulsating lollipop cufflinks of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2011-11"
5488	trilobite fossil	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5489	ammonite fossil	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5490	bouncing upside-down belemnite fossil	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5491	mirror trilobite candy mold	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5492	ammonite candy mold	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5493	belemnite candy mold	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5494	colloidal upside-down blinking gummi trilobite	0		Effect: "Provocative Perkiness", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2011-11"
5495	colloidal Vulcanized squat cyan shaking gummi ammonite	0		Effect: "Floundering", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2011-11"
5496	pickled wet blue gummi belemnite	0		Effect: "Belch the Rainbow&trade;", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2011-11"
5497	lime green all-year sucker	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5498	heart of dark chocolate	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5499	teal mirror frightening Sinatra's Big Candy's tophat	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Spooky Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xGhoul, 1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2011-11"
5500	Fuzzby	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-11"
5501	Jackass Plumber home game	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5502	Trivial Avocations board game	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5503	Tickle-Me Emilio	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5504	blinking blessed box	0		
5505	twirling pack of pogs	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5506	spoiled diet bouncing jerky coins	1	crappy	Last Available: "2011-11"
5507	watered-down aged Go-Wassail	2	awesome	Last Available: "2011-11"
5508	alkaline irradiated red Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide	0		Effect: "Think Win-Lose", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2011-11"
5509	extra-cold-filtered polymerized super-unsweetened bottle of bubbles	0		Effect: "The Dinsey Spirit", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2011-11"
5510	energized mirror wind-up meatcar	0		Effect: "Jalape&ntilde;o Saucesphere", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2011-11"
5511	Trivial Avocations Card: What?	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5512	Trivial Avocations Card: When?	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5513	huge Trivial Avocations Card: Who?	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5514	skewed Trivial Avocations Card: Where?	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5515	pog #01 (spider)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5516	teal narrow pog #02 (Knob goblin)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5517	blurry pog #03 (warwelf)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5518	pog #04 (skleleton)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5519	pog #05 (ninja snowman)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5520	yellow wobbly pog #06 (filthy hippy)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5521	pog #07 (orcish frat boy)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5522	twirling pog #08 (hellion)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5523	pog #09 (pirate)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5524	pog #10 (hobo)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5525	pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5526	wet corrupted Atomic Pop	0		Effect: "Oiled Skin", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2020-09"
5527	do-rag	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-11"
5528	whimpering willow bark	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5529	massive decent skewed berries of suffering	6	good	Last Available: "2012-12"
5530	electrified wobbly shaking baobab sap	0		Effect: "Florid Cheeks", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2012-12"
5531	blurry cup of hickory chicory	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5532	bouncing magnolia blossom	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5533	corrupted aerosolized blue twirling Mortimer's nostrum	0		Effect: "Grumpy and Ornery", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2012-12"
5534	lousy Barulio's bottle	3	decent	Last Available: "2012-12"
5535	colloidal corrupted corrupted blinking Marvin's marvelous pill	0		Effect: "Sweet Nostalgia", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2012-12"
5536	blinking Winifred's whistle	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5537	prose pen	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5538	upside-down jittery half-empty carton of milk	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5539	glass of warm water	0		Free Pull
5540	pressed improved bouncing desktop zen garden	0		Effect: "Physicali Tea", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2012-12"
5541	bouncing Vivian's Vitamin	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5542	narrow pink-belly slapper	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5543	steel-toed Leapin' Trousers of chilblains	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Cold Damage: +25
5544	artisanal watered-down eggnog	2	super ultra mega EPIC	Last Available: "2012-12"
5545	jumbo adequate hamhock	5	good	Last Available: "2012-12"
5546	jittery The Thorax's Codex of Tormenting Plants	0		Skill: "Torment Plant", Last Available: "2012-12"
5547	olive Clancy's sackbut	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5548	Ghost Pinching Quarterly	0		Skill: "Pinch Ghost", Last Available: "2012-12"
5549	Clancy's crumhorn	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5550	squat The Snitch's Manifesto	0		Skill: "Tattle", Last Available: "2012-12"
5551	squat Clancy's lute	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5552	weightlifter's Trusty	0		Muscle: +15
5553	can of Rain-Doh	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5554	empty Rain-Doh can	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5555	deionized moist tumbling fireclutch	0		Effect: "Cuts Like a Buttered Knife", Effect Duration: 31
5556	tumbling purple studded Rain-Doh wings	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Item Drop: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2012-02"
5557	Rain-Doh agent	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5558	censurious scandalous Rain-Doh laser gun	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2012-02"
5559	squat Annie Oakley's thinker's Rain-Doh lantern	0		Mysticality: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Softcore Only, Lantern: 1, Lantern Element: "Stench", Last Available: "2012-02"
5560	cyan Rain-Doh balls	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5561	Rain-Doh indigo cup	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5562	auspicious baleful Rain-Doh violet bo	0		Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: +10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2012-02"
5563	Rain-Doh box	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5564	wobbly Rain-Doh box full of monster	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5565	massive moldy PB&BP	10	crappy	
5566	gigantic spoiled shaking club sandwich	6	crappy	
5567	tiny tasty corned-beef Reuben	1	awesome	
5568	frayed ninja rope	0		
5569	cyan dull ninja crampons	0		
5570	maroon loose ninja carabiner	0		
5571	Groar's fur	0		
5572	Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette	0		
5573	practically non-alcoholic acceptable Drac & Tan	1	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5574	drinkable Transylvania Sling	4	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5575	practically non-alcoholic tolerable maroon Shot of the Living Dead	1	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5576	high-proof acceptable upside-down purple Buttery Knob	9	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5577	smooth Slippery Knob	4	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5578	mediocre Flaming Knob	3	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5579	weak delicious yellow Grasshopper	2	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5580	mediocre Locust	3	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5581	lousy watered-down upside-down Plague of Locusts	2	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5582	lousy Red Dwarf	3	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5583	enchanted artisanal weak Golden Mean	2	EPIC	Effect: "Took Eleven", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2012-03"
5584	artisanal practically non-alcoholic Green Giant	1	super ultra EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5585	drinkable fuchsia Aye Aye	3	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5586	acceptable Aye Aye, Captain	4	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5587	high-proof mediocre huge huge Aye Aye, Tooth Tooth	7	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5588	delicious Humanitini	3	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5589	irresponsibly strong delicious More Humanitini than Humanitini	10	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5590	lousy practically non-alcoholic yellow Oh, the Humanitini	1	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5591	watered-down smooth Great Older Fashioned	2	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5592	bad upside-down Fuzzy Tentacle	4	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5593	tolerable high-proof Crazymaker	6	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5594	lousy Zoodriver	3	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5595	mediocre jittery Sloe Comfortable Zoo	4	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5596	delicious watered-down olive Sloe Comfortable Zoo on Fire	2	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5597	weak delicious Suffering Sinner	2	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5598	lousy Suppurating Sinner	3	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5599	delicious huge Sizzling Sinner	3	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5600	fancy high-proof lousy bouncing Firewater	9	decent	Effect: "Neuromancy", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2012-03"
5601	perfectly mixed Earth and Firewater	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5602	practically non-alcoholic smooth wobbly Earth, Wind and Firewater	1	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5603	hand-crafted high-proof gray Slimosa	9	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5604	aged Extra-slimy Slimosa	3	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5605	mediocre Slimebite	4	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5606	artisanal fancy green Cement Mixer	4	EPIC	Effect: "Brain Freeze", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2012-03"
5607	artisanal practically non-alcoholic Jackhammer	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5608	practically non-alcoholic drinkable Dump Truck	1	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5609	lousy gray Fauna Libre	4	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5610	fortified delicious Chakra Libre	5	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5611	perfectly mixed bouncing Aura Libre	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5612	bad fortified narrow Sazerorc	5	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5613	perfectly mixed weak bouncing Sazuruk-hai	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5614	tolerable Flaming Sazerorc	4	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5615	artisanal Green Velvet	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5616	perfectly mixed irresponsibly strong Green Muslin	8	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5617	practically non-alcoholic mediocre Green Burlap	1	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5618	weak hand-crafted Mohobo	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5619	acceptable practically non-alcoholic Moonshine Mohobo	1	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5620	weak mediocre bouncing Flaming Mohobo	2	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5621	hand-crafted extra-dry Drunken Philosopher	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5622	artisanal Drunken Neurologist	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5623	weak mediocre Drunken Astrophysicist	2	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5624	perfectly mixed Dark & Starry	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5625	watered-down smooth Black Hole	2	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5626	mediocre Event Horizon	3	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5627	bad Herring Daiquiri	3	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5628	acceptable jittery Herring Wallbanger	4	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5629	delicious enchanted squat Herringtini	3	awesome	Effect: "Stop the Presses!", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2012-03"
5630	perfectly mixed twirling purple Lollipop Drop	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5631	delicious blinking Candy Alexander	4	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5632	lousy gray Candicaine	3	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5633	tolerable Caipiranha	4	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5634	hand-crafted watered-down Flying Caipiranha	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5635	practically non-alcoholic bad skewed Flaming Caipiranha	1	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5636	drinkable Punchplanter	3	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5637	enchanted acceptable Doublepunchplanter	4	good	Effect: "Hippy Flavor", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2012-03"
5638	aged Haymaker	3	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5639	Small Medium	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-03"
5640	crystal decanter	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2012-03"
5641	yummy fuchsia fungus	3	awesome	
5642	poisoned dart	0		
5643	flattened liquefied dry stone wool	0		Effect: "Uncucumbered", Effect Duration: 54
5644	stones	0		
5645	blurry the Nostril of the Serpent	0		
5646	calendar fragment	0		
5647	shaking shellacked calendar	0		Damage Reduction: 7
5648	lightning-fast supercool Boris's Helm	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Initiative: +40, Softcore Only, Free Pull, Familiar Effect: "atk, MP regen, cap 25", Last Available: "2012-04", Minstrel Level: +1, Softcore Only: [1-path(Avatar of Boris)]
5649	scorching banded staph of homophones	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Hot Damage: +25, Alters Page Text
5650	wool Jack Frost's Tesla Boris's Helm (askew)	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Cold Resistance: +1, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Softcore Only, Free Pull, Familiar Effect: "atk, MP regen, cap 25", Last Available: "2012-04", Minstrel Level: +1, Softcore Only: [1-path(Avatar of Boris)]
5651	mime soul fragment	0		Last Available: "2012-04"
5652	red Monster Manuel	0		Free Pull
5653	tumbling key-o-tron	0		
5654	half-sized decent nailswurst	2	good	
5655	mediocre yellow used beer	4	decent	
5656	Huggler Radio	0		Free Pull
5657	fettucini &eacute;pines Inconnu recipe	0		Recipe: "fettucini &eacute;pines Inconnu"
5658	red slap and slap again recipe	0		Recipe: "slap and slap again"
5659	miser's insulting hat	0		Meat Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "cap 2"
5660	shellacked offensive moustache	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Single Equip
5661	shaking hairshirt of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20
5662	wobbly Olympic-sized Clan crate	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-05"
5663	mirror microwave	0		Free Pull
5664	pony keg	0		Free Pull
5665	How to Tolerate Jerks	0		Skill: "Thick-Skinned"
5666	pulsating How to Hold a Grudge	0		Skill: "Chip on your Shoulder"
5667	shaking puppet strings	0		Free Pull
5668	bagged &quot;L&quot;	0		
5669	wobbly club	0		
5670	adequate narrow fettucini &eacute;pines Inconnu	4	good	
5671	watered-down lousy bouncing slap and slap again	2	decent	
5672	gunpowder burrito	2	good	
5673	beery blood	2	good	
5674	cyan &quot;L&quot;	0		
5675	pickled watered-down Red Minotaur	1		Effect: "Sleazy Hands", Effect Duration: 15
5676	pulsating pool torpedo	0		Last Available: "2012-05"
5677	sage Ze&trade; goggles	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "Atk, cap 7", Last Available: "2012-05"
5678	green soggy used band-aid	0		Last Available: "2012-05"
5679	experienced stylish swimsuit of incineration	0		Experience: +2, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 10", Last Available: "2012-05"
5680	twirling lost key	0		Last Available: "2012-05"
5681	spoiled P.B.L.T.	4	crappy	
5682	note from Clancy	0		Skill: "Request Sandwich"
5683	BURT	0		
5684	red handful of juicy garbage	0		
5685	gray bugbear communicator badge	0		
5686	quantum nanopolymer spider web	0		
5687	cyan huge bugbear autopsy tweezers	0		
5688	UV monocular of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Single Equip
5689	drone self-destruct chip	0		
5690	Jeff Goldblum larva	0		
5691	squat pacification grenade	0		
5692	upside-down quantum disintegrator pistol of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20
5693	Sinatra's phase-tuned shield generator belt	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Single Equip
5694	Thwaitgold woollybear statuette	0		
5695	maroon greasy bugbear detector	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
5696	blurry bugbear purification pill	0		
5697	narrow 1 Meat	0		
5698	blurry nasty Newton's The Lost Glasses	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Stench Damage: +5, Single Equip
5699	red huge The Lost Pill Bottle	0		Last Available: "2012-05"
5700	squat jittery The Lost Comb	0		
5701	Moping Artistic Goth Kid	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-06"
5702	mannequin	0		Familiar Weight: +5
5703	crayon shavings	0		Last Available: "2012-06"
5704	pulsating wax bugbear	0		Last Available: "2012-06"
5705	tumbling friendly wax hat of doom	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy", Last Available: "2012-06"
5706	thinker's wax pants of Tarzan	0		Mysticality: +10, Experience (Muscle): +3, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xBarrr, cap 12", Last Available: "2012-06"
5707	bouncing FDKOL commendation	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5708	quantum huge bouncing wobbly drop of water-37	0		Effect: "Slightly Larger Than Usual", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2012-07"
5709	squat nasty fireman's helmet of the sweet-tooth	0		Stench Damage: +5, Candy Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "cold atk", Last Available: "2012-07"
5712	fuchsia Jack Frost's fire axe	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2012-07"
5713	bouncing wool stanky experienced fire extinguisher	0		Experience: +2, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2012-07"
5714	FDKOL tattoo	0		
5715	teal Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians	0		Skill: "Frigidalmatian", Last Available: "2012-07"
5716	green Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used)	0		Skill: "Frigidalmatian", Last Available: "2012-07"
5717	normal FDKOL hotcakes	3	good	Last Available: "2012-07"
5718	blinking hot egg	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5719	upside-down smoking grass	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5720	super-sized rotten fiery wing	5	crappy	Last Available: "2012-07"
5721	rosy-cheeked wings of fire of the boozehound	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2012-07"
5722	huge dance instructor's FDKOL fire hose	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Last Available: "2012-07"
5723	super-denatured bottle of fire	0		Effect: "The Halls of Moxiousness", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2012-07"
5724	molten brick	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5725	pulsating hot daub	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5726	frightening hot daub bun of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Spooky Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cap 21", Last Available: "2012-07"
5727	manspreader's sharpshooter's hot daub stand	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Monster Level: +10, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cap 21", Last Available: "2012-07"
5728	lime green wool foot-long hot daub of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2012-07"
5729	purple mirror ballpark hot daub	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5730	stale angst burger	4	decent	
5731	hand-crafted 5-hour acrimony	3	EPIC	
5732	wobbly blank note	0		
5733	eerily silent box	0		
5734	bland diet forbidden sausage	1	decent	
5735	blue Lord Flameface's cloak of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Swirl Cloak", Last Available: "2012-07"
5736	triple-quantum quadruple-aerosolized modified mirror Drizzlers&trade; Black Licorice	0		Effect: "Human-Human Hybrid", Effect Duration: 17
5737	energized denatured quadruple-modified daub-breaker	0		Effect: "OMG WTF", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2020-09"
5738	double-paned Camp Scout backpack	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Softcore Only, Drops Items, Last Available: "2012-07"
5739	purple CSA fire-starting kit	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5740	bland miniature bag of GORP	2	decent	Last Available: "2012-07"
5741	tolerable water purification pills	3	good	Last Available: "2012-07"
5742	lime green Camp Scout pup tent	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5743	mediocre high-proof bouncing CSA scoutmaster's &quot;water&quot;	7	decent	Last Available: "2012-07"
5744	stale enchanted bag of GORF	4	decent	Effect: "Pork Power", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2012-07"
5745	bouncing CSA discount card	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
5746	miniature moldy blinking bag of QWOP	2	crappy	Last Available: "2012-07"
5747	dry concentrated twirling CSA bravery badge	0		Effect: "Far Out", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2012-07"
5748	CSA all-purpose soap	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5749	bad CSA cheerfulness ration	4	decent	Last Available: "2012-07"
5750	CSA obedience grenade	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5751	squat Tales of the Word Realms	0		
5752	bland crappy brain	3	decent	
5753	toothsome decent brain	3	awesome	
5754	diet spoiled good brain	1	crappy	
5755	super-sized yummy blurry boss brain	5	awesome	
5756	stale hunter brain	3	decent	
5758	foul-smelling groovy Staff of Holiday Sensations of the dark arts	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Stench Damage: +10, Last Available: "2011-11"
5759	narrow upside-down foul-smelling supercool staff	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Stench Damage: +10
5760	spinning nippy chaotic forbidden staff	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Cold Damage: +10
5761	Usain Bolt's brawny Staff of the Scummy Sink of vim and vigor	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Initiative: +80, Slime Hates It: +1
5762	nose	0		
5763	lightning-fast ruddy Superhero Reboots	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Initiative: +40
5764	manspreader's rock-hard fuzzy busby	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Monster Level: +10, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, cap 32"
5765	horrifying Da Vinci's fuzzy earmuffs	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Spooky Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, cap 32"
5766	perfumed hale fuzzy montera of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Maximum HP: +20, Stench Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, cap 32"
5767	Unagnimated Gnome	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-08"
5768	gnomish swimmer's ears	0		Better Diver: +10, Equips On: "Reagnimated Gnome", Familiar Effect: "underwater", Last Available: "2012-08"
5769	gnomish coal miner's lung	0		Equips On: "Reagnimated Gnome", Familiar Effect: "block", Last Available: "2012-08"
5770	gnomish tennis elbow	0		Equips On: "Reagnimated Gnome", Familiar Effect: "damage", Last Available: "2012-08"
5771	gnomish housemaid's kgnee	0		Equips On: "Reagnimated Gnome", Familiar Effect: "gain advs", Last Available: "2012-08"
5772	narrow gnomish athlete's foot	0		Equips On: "Reagnimated Gnome", Familiar Effect: "delevel", Last Available: "2012-08"
5773	cyan twirling Thwaitgold maggot statuette	0		
5774	talkative skull	0		
5775	fronts	0		Familiar Weight: +5
5776	scandalous boxer's Barney's rake	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Sleaze Damage: +5
5778	jumbo rotten idiot brain	5	crappy	
5779	keel-haulin' knife of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60
5780	frightening ice cream scoop	0		Spooky Damage: +5
5781	hand-crafted weak squat soft echo eyedrop antidote martini	2	EPIC	
5782	morningwood plank	0		
5783	raging hardwood plank	0		
5784	weirdwood plank	0		
5785	blue upside-down thick caulk	0		
5786	hard screw	0		
5787	messy butt joint	0		
5788	upside-down smut orc keepsake box	0		
5789	bubblin' crude	0		
5790	box of bear arms	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5791	ribald right bear arm of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Damage: +10, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Kodiak Moment", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Grizzly Scene", Last Available: "2012-09", Softcore Only: [1-path(Zombie Slayer)]
5792	left bear arm of chilblains of temperance of Flo-Jo	0		Cold Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Initiative: +100, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Bear-Backrub", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Bear-ly Legal", Last Available: "2012-09", Softcore Only: [1-path(Zombie Slayer)]
5793	curative Hat O' Nine Tails	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
5794	alkaline dry Enchanted Plunger	0		Effect: "Piratey Flavor", Effect Duration: 33
5795	quadruple-electrified skewed Enchanted Flyswatter	0		Effect: "Antibiotic Saucesphere", Effect Duration: 21
5796	cold-filtered altered Gearhead Goo	0		Effect: "Very Clean Guns", Effect Duration: 63
5797	electrified Vulcanized Missing Eye Simulation Device	0		Effect: "Super-Mega-Ultra-Charged", Effect Duration: 66
5798	frozen Gnollish Crossdress	0		Effect: "Pop-eyed", Effect Duration: 63
5799	polarized energized eldritch dough	0		Effect: "Deeply Ironic", Effect Duration: 64
5800	concentrated quantum quadruple-altered jittery Charity's choker	0		Effect: "Eye of the Seal", Effect Duration: 20
5801	diffused triple-concentrated tarnished jittery lime green Smart Bone Dust	0		Effect: "Fudge Headache", Effect Duration: 23
5802	concentrated alkaline spinning perpendicular guano	0		Effect: "Nuts about Candy", Effect Duration: 12
5803	cold-filtered twirling maroon White Chocolate Golem Seeds	0		Effect: "Bats in the Belfry", Effect Duration: 50
5804	non-polymerized red Shivering Ch&egrave;vre	0		Effect: "Concentration", Effect Duration: 43
5805	ionized improved mirror breath mint	0		Effect: "Winning Smile", Effect Duration: 35
5806	denatured denatured muesli	0		Effect: "Bells in the Batfry", Effect Duration: 32
5807	corrupted dry concentrated glass of warm milk	0		Effect: "Burnt 'n' Turnt", Effect Duration: 53
5808	activated jittery glass of gnat milk	0		Effect: "Dweeby", Effect Duration: 14
5809	polymerized liquefied spinning Knob Goblin Mutagen	0		Effect: "Spookypants", Effect Duration: 56
5810	vacuum-sealed ionized red Tears of the Quiet Healer	0		Effect: "Flaming Weapon", Effect Duration: 20
5811	non-nitrogenated ghostly tube of lipstick	0		Effect: "Pasta Oneness", Effect Duration: 22
5812	pressed skewed skelelton spine	0		Effect: "Orc Chops", Effect Duration: 39
5813	non-electrified smut orc sunglasses	0		Effect: "Fustulent", Effect Duration: 31
5814	magnetized jittery blob of acid	0		Effect: "Frostbeard", Effect Duration: 56
5815	quadruple-nitrogenated diffused blue flayed mind	0		Effect: "Turkey-Agitated", Effect Duration: 41
5816	Vulcanized moist wobbly kobold kibble	0		Effect: "No Worries", Effect Duration: 35
5817	extra-pickled double-ionized gray forest spirit rattle	0		Effect: "Nas Tea", Effect Duration: 62
5818	electrified modified concentrated Stone Golem pebbles	0		Effect: "Squatting and Thrusting", Effect Duration: 32
5819	extra-Vulcanized non-anodized narrow gravy fairy warlock hat	0		Effect: "Bustle Hustlin'", Effect Duration: 25
5820	anodized shaking blinking bull blubber	0		Effect: "Medieval Mage Mayhem", Effect Duration: 30
5821	chilled huge frog lip-print	0		Effect: "Almost Cool", Effect Duration: 51
5822	Vulcanized spinning gazely stare	0		Effect: "Amorphous Cheer", Effect Duration: 31
5823	triple-pressed canopic jar	0		Effect: "Deeply Ironic", Effect Duration: 65
5824	dry enhanced concentrated clove-flavored lip balm	0		Effect: "Dreadful Smell", Effect Duration: 30
5825	non-modified warmed Skullery Maid's Knee	0		Effect: "Faboooo", Effect Duration: 15
5826	deionized zombie hollandaise	0		Effect: "Putting the Pro in Proletariat", Effect Duration: 46
5827	anodized skeletal banana	0		Effect: "Busy Bein' Delicious", Effect Duration: 60
5828	triple-wet aerosolized lime green skewed gilt perfume bottle	0		Effect: "Punchy, Murdery", Effect Duration: 21
5829	polarized narrow janglin' bones	0		Effect: "La Bamba", Effect Duration: 62
5830	energized diffused lime green pygmy papers	0		Effect: "From Nantucket", Effect Duration: 46
5831	irradiated purple narrow pygmy dart	0		Effect: "Boletus Swoletus", Effect Duration: 21
5832	enhanced secret mummy herbs and spices	0		Effect: "Fizzier Than Light", Effect Duration: 13
5833	quantum brigand brittle	0		Effect: "Fizzier Than Light", Effect Duration: 34
5834	polymerized wobbly holistic headache remedy	0		Effect: "Piratastic", Effect Duration: 63
5835	unsweetened triple-cold-filtered spinning olive ghostly scrunchie tourniquet	0		Effect: "Guts Feeling", Effect Duration: 61
5836	vacuum-sealed galvanized skewed bouncing embezzler's oil	0		Effect: "Like a Fish to Walter", Effect Duration: 42
5837	irradiated Fu Manchu Wax	0		Effect: "Flaming Weapon", Effect Duration: 62
5838	chilled Iiti Kitty Gumdrop	0		Effect: "Pretending to Pretend", Effect Duration: 33
5839	unsweetened pickled spinning yellow ravenous eye	0		Effect: "stats.enq", Effect Duration: 32
5840	quantum Rogue Windmill Rouge	0		Effect: "Concentration", Effect Duration: 49
5841	colloidal ionized A muse-bouche	0		Effect: "Certainty", Effect Duration: 30
5842	deionized quadruple-Vulcanized toothbrush	0		Effect: "Red-Shirted Escort", Effect Duration: 61
5843	triple-enhanced pirate cream pie	0		Effect: "Badger Underfoot", Effect Duration: 22
5844	liquefied colloidal squat una poca de gracia	0		Effect: "Radiated and Grodiated", Effect Duration: 67
5845	alkaline moist unsweetened narrow compressed air canister	0		Effect: "Abyssal Sweat", Effect Duration: 16
5846	enhanced wobbly salt water taffy	0		Effect: "White Blooded", Effect Duration: 45
5847	altered unholy water	0		Effect: "Melancholy Burden", Effect Duration: 40
5848	boiled quadruple-aerosolized tumbling Bangyomaman battle juice	0		Effect: "Quaaaaaaa", Effect Duration: 28
5849	pickled flattened handyman &quot;hand soap&quot;	0		Effect: "Nuts about Candy", Effect Duration: 14
5850	warmed space marine flash grenade	0		Effect: "Hella Tough", Effect Duration: 41
5851	ionized temporary tribal tattoo	0		Effect: "You Can Really Taste the Dormouse", Effect Duration: 41
5852	warmed quantum oil-filled donut	0		Effect: "Eye of the Lihc", Effect Duration: 15
5853	liquefied stick-on gnome beard	0		Effect: "Aries Rising", Effect Duration: 36
5854	moist upside-down BRICKO stud	0		Effect: "Berry Defensive", Effect Duration: 13
5855	moist magnetized wobbly Osk'r Chow	0		Effect: "Shrimpin' Ain't Easy", Effect Duration: 48
5856	magnetized unsweetened Scuba Snack	0		Effect: "Well Owl Be!", Effect Duration: 33
5857	extra-tarnished ionized tumbling grey cube	0		Effect: "Very Clean Guns", Effect Duration: 55
5858	concentrated votive candle	0		Effect: "Afternoon Insight", Effect Duration: 44
5859	quadruple-polarized polymerized booby trap	0		Effect: "Human-Human Hybrid", Effect Duration: 14
5860	Vulcanized alkaline blinking Agent Corrigan's cigarette	0		Effect: "Newt Gets In Your Eyes", Effect Duration: 66
5861	improved boiled good ash	0		Effect: "Stinky Weapon", Effect Duration: 52
5862	spinning Tome of Rad Libs	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-09", Skill: "Summon Rad Libs"
5863	Rad Lib	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5864	papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; glob	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5865	chilled papier-mochi	0		Effect: "Visions of the Deep Dark Deeps", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2012-09"
5866	pressed papier-m&acirc;chaeranthera	0		Effect: "Bloodstain-Resistant", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2012-09"
5867	unsweetened papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; toothpicks	0		Effect: "Smoking like a Bandit", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2012-09"
5868	Tesla medical-grade papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute;te	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Alters Page Text, Last Available: "2012-09"
5869	cyan Tesla papier-m&acirc;chine gun of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Alters Page Text, Last Available: "2012-09"
5870	executive papier-masque of the early riser	0		Meat Drop: +40, Adventures: +7, Single Equip, Alters Page Text, Last Available: "2012-09"
5871	deadly papier-mitre of vim and vigor	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Alters Page Text, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2012-09"
5872	papier-m&acirc;churidars of the dark arts of temperance	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Alters Page Text, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2012-09"
5873	papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; plaque	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5874	papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; handle	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5875	papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; base	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5876	papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; bowl	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5877	upside-down papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; trophy pi&ntilde;ata	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5878	wizardly Rainbow Jello Mould	0		Mysticality: +25
5879	Pete & Jackie's Dragon Tooth Emporium Catalog	0		Last Available: "2012-10"
5880	skewed packet of dragon's teeth	0		Last Available: "2012-10"
5881	huge skeleton	0		Last Available: "2012-10"
5882	shaking dance instructor's skeleton skis of the bloodbag of the detective	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Maximum HP: +100, Item Drop: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-10"
5883	small adequate skeleton quiche	2	good	Last Available: "2012-10"
5884	skeletal scabbard	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-10"
5885	blinking skeletal skiff	0		Last Available: "2012-10"
5886	foul-smelling MacGyver's shellacked Bonestabber of Flo-Jo	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Maximum MP: +100, Stench Damage: +10, Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2012-10"
5887	watered-down hand-crafted squat crystal skeleton vodka	2	super ultra EPIC	Last Available: "2012-10"
5888	mirror Lazybones&trade; recliner	0		Last Available: "2012-10"
5889	wobbly sharpshooter's auxiliary backbone	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Last Available: "2012-10"
5890	skulldozer egg	0		Last Available: "2012-10"
5891	ribcage rollcage	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2012-10"
5892	activated polymerized that gum you like	0		Effect: "Bread Burps", Effect Duration: 16
5893	dreaming Jung man	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-12"
5894	Little Crimson Book	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
5895	avatar of the Unconscious Collective	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-12"
5896	canary nightlight	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
5897	vaporized lime green skewed Unconscious Collective Dream Jar	1	good	Effect: "Egg on your Face", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2013-12"
5898	jar of psychoses (The Suspicious-Looking Guy)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5899	fuchsia huge jar of psychoses (The Captain of the Gourd)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5900	twirling jar of psychoses (The Crackpot Mystic)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5901	jar of psychoses (The Old Man)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5902	spinning jar of psychoses (The Pretentious Artist)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5903	lime green jar of psychoses (The Meatsmith)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5905	mirror jar of psychoses (Jick)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5906	pixel pill	0		
5907	pixel energy tank	0		
5908	ChibiBuddy&trade; (on)	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5909	therapeutic savvy wedding ring	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip
5910	deactivated nanobots	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-11"
5911	nanorhino credit card	0		Last Available: "2012-11"
5912	maroon Temple Grandin's beefy Solstice Shield	0		Muscle: +10, Familiar Weight: +7
5913	wet gray candy sushi set	0		Effect: "Ode to Booze", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2012-12"
5914	frozen jittery sweet mochi ball	0		Effect: "Power Ballad of the Arrowsmith", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2012-12"
5915	aerosolized deionized beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	0		Effect: "The Real Deal", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2012-12"
5916	corrupted quantum sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	0		Effect: "Neutered Nostrils", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2012-12"
5917	ionized red cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	0		Effect: "Bureaucratized", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2012-12"
5918	plastic animelf of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2012-12"
5919	shaking Samson's plastic ChibiBuddy&trade;	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5920	red hale plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf	0		Maximum HP: +20, Last Available: "2012-12"
5921	plastic Uncle Crimboku of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Last Available: "2012-12"
5922	Jim Carey's plastic MechaElf	0		Monster Level: +25, Last Available: "2012-12"
5923	blinking plastic ingot	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5924	electrical thingamabob	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5925	ChibiBuddy&trade; (off)	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5926	BittyCar MeatCar	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5927	spinning wobbly BittyCar HotCar	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5928	mansplainer's brainwave-controlled unicorn horn	0		Monster Level: +15, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Uni-Gore", Familiar Effect: "atk, 5xVolley, cap 2", Last Available: "2012-12"
5929	jittery bubble-wrap simulator	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5930	blurry blind-packed capsule toy	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5931	twirling wobbly zippy flame-wreathed chaotic plastic four-shadowed mime	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Initiative: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-12"
5932	chaotic crafty plastic Bugbear Captain	0		Maximum MP: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-12"
5933	Da Vinci's plastic Rene C. Corman of the sewer	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Stench Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-12"
5934	stiffened weightlifter's plastic Lord Flameface	0		Muscle: +15, Damage Reduction: 1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-12"
5935	pulsating padded plastic Beebee King	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Last Available: "2012-12"
5936	plastic Queen Bee of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2012-12"
5937	Herculean plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Last Available: "2012-12"
5938	blinking Van der Graaf plastic Clancy the Minstrel	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2012-12"
5939	upside-down plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2012-12"
5940	plastic spiderbugbear of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2012-12"
5941	avaricious plastic peacannon	0		Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2012-12"
5942	ghostly plastic the Free Man of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2012-12"
5943	weightlifter's plastic fire servant	0		Muscle: +15, Last Available: "2012-12"
5944	huge sinister plastic mumblebee	0		Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5945	lime green plastic moneybee	0		Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5946	sage plastic beebee gunners	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5947	purple savvy plastic beebee queue	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Last Available: "2012-12"
5948	Fonzie's plastic buzzerker	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Last Available: "2012-12"
5949	olive frosty plastic bee swarm	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5950	plastic batbugbear of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2012-12"
5951	huge personal trainer's plastic bugaboo	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5952	personal trainer's plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5953	spinning plastic ops bugbear of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Last Available: "2012-12"
5954	plastic hypodermic bugbear of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5955	spinning fortified plastic cavebugbear	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Last Available: "2012-12"
5956	plastic Norville Rogers	0		Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5957	plastic Scott the Miner of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2012-12"
5958	upside-down olive hale plastic angry space marine	0		Maximum HP: +20, Last Available: "2012-12"
5959	yellow prompt plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter	0		Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2012-12"
5960	wizardly plastic Father McGruber	0		Mysticality: +25, Last Available: "2012-12"
5961	hardened plastic Hank North, Photojournalist	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Last Available: "2012-12"
5962	smartaleck's plastic blazing bat	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Last Available: "2012-12"
5963	crafty wholesome electronic dulcimer pants	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Maximum MP: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play Hog Fiddle", Familiar Effect: "8xPotato, cap 2", Last Available: "2012-12"
5964	A-Boo clue	0		
5965	spinning Van der Graaf deadly Frown Exerciser	0		Weapon Damage: +5, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-12"
5966	soul monocle	0		Single Equip
5967	soul doorbell	0		
5968	soul coin	0		
5969	soul knife	0		
5970	gravedigger's soul mask	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Single Equip
5971	record of infuriating silence	0		Skill: "Silent Slam", Last Available: "2012-10"
5972	record of infuriating silence (used)	0		Skill: "Silent Slam", Last Available: "2012-10"
5973	record of tranquil silence	0		Skill: "Silent Squirt", Last Available: "2012-10"
5974	fuchsia record of tranquil silence (used)	0		Skill: "Silent Squirt", Last Available: "2012-10"
5975	record of menacing silence	0		Skill: "Silent Slice", Last Available: "2012-10"
5976	squat record of menacing silence (used)	0		Skill: "Silent Slice", Last Available: "2012-10"
5977	ghostly Usain Bolt's scorching silent beret of temperance	0		Hot Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Initiative: +80, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, cap 3"
5978	adequate big slice of pizza	5	good	Last Available: "2013-02"
5979	shaking huge coin	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5980	wobbly cartoon heart	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5981	yellow star	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5982	hand-crafted tankard of ale	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2013-02"
5983	vial of holy water	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5984	knitted lard-coated chilly cloth cap	0		Cold Damage: +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 12", Last Available: "2013-02"
5985	knitted studded quilted iron dagger	0		Damage Absorption: 120, Cold Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2013-02"
5986	decent snack-sized purple hamburger	2	good	Last Available: "2013-02"
5987	dollar-sign bag	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5988	red potion	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5989	potion	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5990	acceptable bottle of wine	3	good	Last Available: "2013-02"
5991	wobbly round bomb	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5992	fuchsia deadly Socratic iron helmet of the storm	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Weapon Damage: +5, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-02"
5993	yellow fireproof hale steel sword of courage	0		Maximum HP: +20, Hot Resistance: +3, Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2013-02"
5994	adequate whole roasted chicken	3	good	Last Available: "2013-02"
5995	massive gemstone	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5996	spinning extra-strength potion	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5997	potion	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5998	hand-crafted shining goblet	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2013-02"
5999	jittery fireball	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
6000	Annie Oakley's thinker's crown of extreme caution	0		Mysticality: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Monster Level: -25, Familiar Effect: "3xGhoul, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-02"
6001	maroon wool nasty Sinatra's sword	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Stench Damage: +5, Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2013-02"
6002	weightlifter's Helm of the Scream Emperor of the dark arts of Gandalf	0		Muscle: +15, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xFairy, cap 30", Last Available: "2013-02"
6003	curative Cloak of Dire Shadows of the cougar of dire peril	0		Moxie: +20, Weapon Damage: +20, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2013-02"
6004	fireproof coward's boxer's Sword of Dark Omens	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Monster Level: -20, Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2013-02"
6005	nippy careful therapeutic Shield of Icy Fate	0		Monster Level: -10, Cold Damage: +10, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2013-02"
6006	clever Samson's Greaves of the Murk Lord of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Experience (Muscle): +5, Maximum MP: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, cap 30", Last Available: "2013-02"
6007	huge bouncing Jeselnik's foul-smelling ruddy Gauntlets of the Blood Moon	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Stench Damage: +10, Sleaze Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-02"
6008	clever dance instructor's slick Boots of Twilight Whispers	0		Moxie: +10, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Maximum MP: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-02"
6009	manspreader's wicked groovy Belt of Howling Anger	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Spell Damage: +5, Monster Level: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-02"
6010	deadly logging hatchet	0		Weapon Damage: +5
6011	orc wrist of the ox	0		Muscle: +20
6012	blinking cyan inspector's freshwater pearl necklace	0		Item Drop: +15
6013	Temple Grandin's smooth orcish stud-finder	0		Moxie: +15, Familiar Weight: +7
6014	screwing pooch of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100
6015	ionized orcish hand lotion	0		Effect: "Dwarven Hardiness", Effect Duration: 17
6016	polarized orcish rubber	0		Effect: "Charrrming", Effect Duration: 27
6017	irradiated vacuum-sealed moist orcish nailing lube	0		Effect: "Reedy Pipes", Effect Duration: 30
6018	bad backwoods screwdriver	3	decent	
6019	fortified loadstone	0		Damage Absorption: +60
6020	auspicious Claybender glasses of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Item Drop: +10, Single Equip
6021	blurry ghostly grievous Duskwalker fangs of Leguizamo	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Monster Level: +20
6022	upside-down twirling Space Tourist Phaser	0		
6023	upside-down tumbling Fonzie's Whoompa Fur Pants of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Experience (Moxie): +1, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 27"
6024	blurry red dance instructor's Whatsian Ionic Pliers	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10
6025	boiled electrified narrow Polysniff Perfume	0		Effect: "Painted-On Bikini", Effect Duration: 25
6026	Duskwalker syringe	0		
6027	yellow Space Tours Tripple	0		
6028	upside-down squat Battlie Light Saver	0		
6029	huge T.U.R.D.S. Key	0		
6030	narrow fuchsia brainy dress pants	0		Mysticality: +5, Familiar Effect: "2xFairy, cap 28"
6031	lime green shellacked badge of authority	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Single Equip
6032	resourceful motorcycle boots of Leguizamo	0		Maximum MP: +50, Monster Level: +20, Single Equip
6033	zippy nippy stolen necklace	0		Cold Damage: +10, Initiative: +20
6034	auspicious baleful troll britches	0		Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "1.5xPotato, cap 28"
6035	triple-electrified vial of The Glistening	0		Effect: "Covetous Robbery", Effect Duration: 59
6036	drinkable triple-distilled blue artisanal limoncello	8	good	
6037	upside-down spinning ginger ale	0		
6038	snack-sized normal incredible pizza	2	good	
6039	Newton's oil cap of temperance	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "cap 28"
6040	ribald wicked oil lamp	0		Spell Damage: +5, Sleaze Damage: +10
6041	greasy oil slacks	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 30"
6042	avaricious oil pan	0		Meat Drop: +30
6043	boid	0		
6044	twirling woim	0		
6045	Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette	0		
6046	mirror BittyCar SoulCar	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6047	Annie Oakley's extremely unsafe Misty Cloak	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Critical Hit Percent: +20
6048	Sherlock's brainy Misty Robe	0		Mysticality: +5, Item Drop: +25
6049	tumbling Temple Grandin's padded sage Misty Cape	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Damage Absorption: +20, Familiar Weight: +7
6050	woimbook	0		Familiar Weight: +5
6051	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6052	bland Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco	3	decent	Last Available: "2012-12"
6053	fortified bad Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita	5	decent	Last Available: "2012-12"
6054	dry colloidal diffused spinning Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro	0		Effect: "Briny Blood", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2012-12"
6055	olive tumbling psychoanalytic jar	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6056	The Sword in the Steak	0		Last Available: "2013-12", Wiki Name: "The Sword in the Steak (item)"
6057	yellow family-friendly educational Meatcleaver	0		Experience: +1, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2013-12"
6058	blurry supercharged Crimbo Elf bobble-head	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2012-12"
6059	flame-wreathed Crimbo stogie-scented room odorizer	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
6060	cool Crimbo bottomless hot cocoa mug	0		Moxie: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
6061	stylish Crimbo tree flocker	0		Moxie: +25, Last Available: "2012-12"
6062	toasty Crimbo light-up Rudolph doll	0		Hot Damage: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
6063	upside-down wobbly padded Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Last Available: "2012-12"
6064	sharp tin strip	0		
6065	wad of spider silk	0		
6066	goblin collarbone	0		
6067	blue lightning-fast Herculean Truthsayer	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2013-12"
6068	fuchsia loose blade	0		
6069	blinking goblin bone hilt	0		
6070	sword blade	0		
6071	Thinknerd's Grimoire of Geeky Gifts	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-12", Skill: "Summon Geeky Gifts"
6072	shaking confusing LED clock	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6073	flattened magnetized narrow haggis-infused soap	0		Effect: "Human-Fish Hybrid", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2012-12"
6074	flattened pickled blurry magicberry tablets	0		Effect: "Orc Chops", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2012-12"
6075	quantum 37x37x37 puzzle cube	0		Effect: "Superheroic", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2012-12"
6076	extra-dry special delicious McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade	5	awesome	Effect: "Hammertime", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2012-12"
6077	jumbo moldy haggis-wrapped haggis-stuffed haggis	5	crappy	Last Available: "2012-12"
6078	home robotics kit	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6079	school calculator watch	0		Last Available: "2012-12", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.25
6080	blue haggis socks of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Haggis Kick", Last Available: "2012-12"
6081	wobbly airblaster gun	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Air Blast", Last Available: "2012-12"
6082	twirling Thinknerd T-shirt grab bag	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6083	actual reality goggles	0		Single Equip, Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-12"
6084	Mr. Haggis	0		Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2012-12"
6085	magnetic sculpture kit	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6086	Microplushie: Otakulone of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Last Available: "2012-12"
6087	narrow cyan Microplushie: Hippylase of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2012-12"
6088	Microplushie: Bropane of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Last Available: "2012-12"
6089	ghostly Microplushie: Sororitrate of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2012-12"
6090	upside-down therapeutic Microplushie: Gothochondria	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2012-12"
6091	cool Microplushie: Raverdrine	0		Moxie: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
6092	jittery stylish Microplushie: Hobomosome	0		Moxie: +25, Last Available: "2012-12"
6093	greedy Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid	0		Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2012-12"
6094	vibrating Microplushie: Dorkonide	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
6095	occult Microplushie: Fauxnerditide	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Last Available: "2012-12"
6096	upside-down Microplushie: Hipsterine of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Last Available: "2012-12"
6097	classy monkey	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6098	shaking upside-down gourd potion	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6099	fuchsia Thinknerd T-Shirt of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
6100	pile of useless robot parts	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6101	homemade robot	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6102	twirling homemade robot gear	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6103	wobbly Artist's Whisk of Misery	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6104	Artist's Butterknife of Regret	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6105	Artist's Spatula of Despair	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6106	Artist's Cookie Cutter of Loneliness	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6107	Artist's Cr&egrave;me Brul&eacute;e Torch of Fury	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6108	flame-wreathed Ginsu&trade; of horror	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2013-12"
6109	bubble-wrap simulator (one broken button)	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6110	spinning bubble-wrap simulator (half broken)	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6111	bubble-wrap simulator (one button left)	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6112	narrow zaibatsu lobby card	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6113	zaibatsu level 1 card	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6114	zaibatsu level 2 card	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6115	wobbly zaibatsu level 3 card	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6116	CEO office card	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6117	huge test site key	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6118	jittery goggles	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6119	pulsating abacus	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6120	bonsai tree	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6121	mediocre practically non-alcoholic shaking mirror Chinese beer	1	decent	Last Available: "2013-12"
6122	cat statue	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6123	rhinoceros horn	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6124	furry pink pillow	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6125	Vulcanized altered bottle of limeade	0		Effect: "Serenity", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2013-12"
6126	personal trainer's novelty tattoo sleeves of the overflowing toilet	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6127	pair of rhinoceros horns	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6128	furry brown pillow	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6129	makeshift yakuza mask of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2013-12"
6130	wobbly piece	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6131	ghostly toy taijijian	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6132	battery	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6133	electrified smartaleck's brainy White Dragon Fang	0		Mysticality: +5, Moxie Percent: +30, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2013-12"
6134	tumbling groovy butterfly knife	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6135	tube of herbal ointment	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6136	blinking pencil kunai	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6137	upside-down hardy weighted paperclip chain	0		Maximum HP: +50, Last Available: "2013-12"
6138	green great capacitor	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6139	Jeselnik's rubber gloves	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Last Available: "2013-12"
6140	Chinese curse words	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6141	triad summoning scroll	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6142	snack-sized tasty roasted duck	2	awesome	Last Available: "2013-12"
6143	immense bland blue dead meat bun	10	decent	Last Available: "2013-12"
6144	fuchsia dance instructor's cat collar	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6145	jittery brainy suspicious-looking fedora of the sweet-tooth	0		Mysticality: +5, Candy Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 15", Last Available: "2013-12"
6147	bouncing Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6148	green narrow Deactivated MiniMechaElf	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6149	blinking MiniMechaElf Laser Punch Missile Launcher	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6150	Snow Suit	0		Familiar Weight: +20, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2013-01"
6151	carrot nose	0		Last Available: "2013-01"
6152	enchanted stale upside-down carrot cake	4	decent	Effect: "Omphalotus Omnipresence", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2013-01"
6153	perfectly mixed upside-down carrot claret	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2013-01"
6154	denatured carrot juice	1	awesome	Last Available: "2013-01"
6155	pixel power cell	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6156	flickering pixel	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6157	therapeutic Byte of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2013-12"
6158	deadly anger blaster	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Rage Flame", Last Available: "2013-12"
6159	zippy doubt cannon	0		Initiative: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Doubt Shackles", Last Available: "2013-12"
6160	mirror miser's fear condenser	0		Meat Drop: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fear Vapor", Last Available: "2013-12"
6161	regret hose of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Tear Wave", Last Available: "2013-12"
6162	Young Man's Crew Sequester	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6163	Young Man's Cargo Load	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6164	ruddy commodore's hat of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley", Last Available: "2013-12"
6165	naval trousers of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xPotato", Last Available: "2013-12"
6166	rock-hard wizardly deck cannon	0		Mysticality: +25, Damage Reduction: 5, Last Available: "2013-12"
6167	ruddy ornamental sextant	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2013-12"
6168	wobbly wicked Bloodbath of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Spell Damage: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
6169	fancy perfectly mixed squat Hundred Headed IPA	4	EPIC	Effect: "Memory of Smarts", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2013-12"
6170	stale special chum	3	decent	Effect: "Scarysauce", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2013-12"
6171	concentrated teal tumbling crude crudit&eacute;s	0		Effect: "Hyphemariffic", Effect Duration: 12
6172	activated colloidal candy crayons	0		Effect: "Arcane in the Brain", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2020-09"
6173	ruddy Samson's pixel grappling hook	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Maximum HP Percent: +40
6174	GameInformPowerDailyPro magazine	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
6175	GameInformPowerDailyPro walkthru	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
6176	upside-down cosmic egg	0		
6177	cosmic dough	0		
6178	squat cosmic vegetable	0		
6179	blue cosmic cheese	0		
6180	cosmic potted meat product	0		
6181	cosmic potato	0		
6182	squat cosmic cream	0		
6183	cosmic fruit	0		
6184	asbestos-lined Jim Carey's Tesla Jarlsberg's hat	0		Monster Level: +25, Hot Resistance: +5, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
6185	special adequate super-sized consummate hard-boiled egg	5	good	Effect: "Lucky Cat Is Lucky", Effect Duration: 20
6186	spoiled half-sized consummate fried egg	2	crappy	
6187	bland blinking consummate egg salad	3	decent	
6188	flavorless consummate bagel	4	decent	
6189	flavorless consummate sliced bread	4	decent	
6190	snack-sized decent gray consummate hot dog bun	2	good	
6191	bland snack-sized consummate brownie	2	decent	
6192	toothsome low-calorie consummate toast	1	awesome	
6193	mediocre special passable stout	3	decent	Effect: "Bolts about Candy", Effect Duration: 45
6194	toothsome consummate soup	4	awesome	
6195	moldy consummate corn chips	3	crappy	
6196	low-calorie adequate consummate salad	1	good	
6197	moldy consummate salsa	4	crappy	
6198	flavorless consummate sauerkraut	4	decent	
6199	half-sized normal narrow consummate cheese slice	2	good	
6200	toothsome consummate melted cheese	4	awesome	
6201	half-sized normal wobbly consummate bacon	2	good	
6202	rotten massive consummate meatloaf	10	crappy	
6203	bite-sized spoiled consummate steak	1	crappy	
6204	flavorless shaking consummate cuts	3	decent	
6205	bland twirling consummate frankfurter	4	decent	
6206	rotten consummate french fries	3	crappy	
6207	gigantic rotten consummate baked potato	6	crappy	
6208	mediocre skewed acceptable vodka	4	decent	
6209	big decent lime green consummate ice cream	5	good	
6210	flavorless miniature jittery consummate whipped cream	2	decent	
6211	diet rotten consummate cream	1	crappy	
6212	tiny stale consummate strawberries	1	decent	
6213	spoiled consummate sorbet	4	crappy	
6214	hand-crafted squat jittery adequate rum	3	EPIC	
6215	delicious mediocre lager	4	awesome	
6216	small bland immaculate grilled cheese	2	decent	
6217	moldy immaculate ice cream sandwich	4	crappy	
6218	half-sized bland immaculate hot dog	2	decent	
6219	immense flavorless squat olive twirling immaculate egg salad sandwich	7	decent	
6220	toothsome red perfect sandwich	4	awesome	
6221	decent perfect chef salad	3	good	
6222	moldy perfect breakfast	4	crappy	
6223	gigantic rotten cyan sublime deluxe hot dog	9	crappy	
6224	moldy sublime stew	3	crappy	
6225	moldy skewed sublime nachos	4	crappy	
6226	bland Ultimate Breakfast Sandwich	4	decent	
6227	flavorless Loaded Baked Potato	4	decent	
6228	stale Omega Sundae	3	decent	
6229	delicious yellow Das Sauerlager	3	awesome	
6230	smooth Bologna Lambic	3	awesome	
6231	bad Vodka Dog	4	decent	
6232	acceptable Disappointed Russian	4	good	
6233	acceptable Chunky Mary	4	good	
6234	practically non-alcoholic perfectly mixed Nachojito	1	super ultra EPIC	
6235	delicious spirit-forward Le Roi	5	awesome	
6236	hand-crafted Over Easy Rider	4	EPIC	
6237	cosmic six-pack	0		
6239	polarized cube of ectoplasm	0		Effect: "Gamer Rage", Effect Duration: 14
6240	extra-unsweetened Illuminati earpiece	0		Effect: "All Blued Up", Effect Duration: 67
6241	dry shaking censored can label	0		Effect: "Tiki Temerity", Effect Duration: 61
6242	moist tarnished purple ectoplasm <i>au jus</i>	0		Effect: "Brain Freeze", Effect Duration: 20
6243	moist boiled the kindest cut	0		Effect: "Ironclad", Effect Duration: 29
6244	moist triple-frozen mirror gray cat's paw	0		Effect: "Chilblains of the Corn", Effect Duration: 56
6245	cold-filtered modified ASCII fu manchu	0		Effect: "Souper Vengeful", Effect Duration: 16
6246	double-denatured demonic surgical gloves	0		Effect: "EVISCERATE!", Effect Duration: 24
6247	nitrogenated skewed clip-on ninja tie	0		Effect: "Liquid Courage", Effect Duration: 11
6248	chilled gamer slurry	0		Effect: "Jittery", Effect Duration: 28
6249	dungeoneering kit	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
6250	pulsating lightning-fast ribald hale padded cool numberwang of Tarzan	0		Moxie: +5, Experience (Muscle): +3, Damage Absorption: +20, Maximum HP: +20, Sleaze Damage: +10, Initiative: +40, Single Equip
6251	enhanced cyan scroll of Protection from Bad Stuff	0		Effect: "Very Clean Teeth", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2013-02"
6252	pressed triple-tarnished electrified scroll of Puddingskin	0		Effect: "Items Are Forever", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2013-02"
6253	Spellbook: Walberg's Dim Bulb	0		Skill: "Walberg's Dim Bulb"
6254	yellow Spellbook: Singer's Faithful Ocelot	0		Skill: "Singer's Faithful Ocelot"
6255	mirror Spellbook: Drescher's Annoying Noise	0		Skill: "Drescher's Annoying Noise"
6256	dried gelatinous cube	0		
6257	pile of dungeon junk	0		Familiar Weight: +5
6258	curative ruddy educational Staff of the Healthy Breakfast of Leguizamo	0		Experience: +1, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Monster Level: +20, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Jiggle: "Recover Some HP"
6259	ghostly blurry avaricious hale dance instructor's Staff of the Staff of Life of temperance	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Maximum HP: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +30, Jiggle: "Full HP Recovery"
6260	sizzling groovy Staff of the Light Lunch of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Moxie Percent: +10, Hot Damage: +10, Jiggle: "Deal Some Cold Damage"
6261	ghostly miser's frosty Staff of the Standalone Cheese of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +10, Jiggle: "Banish opponent for the rest of the day"
6262	supercharged curative boxer's Staff of the Hearty Dinner	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +30, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Jiggle: "Weaken Bad Guy"
6263	squat supercharged Samson's Staff of the All-Steak of the cheetah	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Initiative: +60, Jiggle: "Massive Bonus to Item Drops"
6264	skewed mirror veiny grievous Staff of Fruit Salad of the detective	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Maximum HP: +10, Item Drop: +20, Jiggle: "Deal Some Prismatic Damage"
6265	red lion tamer's Staff of the Cream of the Cream of Tarzan of Gandalf	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Experience (familiar): +2, Jiggle: "Attune to Monster's Essence"
6266	jittery mirror jar of protein powder	0		
6267	adequate grain of protein powder	3	good	
6268	warmed electrified green pec oil	0		Effect: "Saucefingers", Effect Duration: 42
6269	supercool gym membership card	0		Moxie Percent: +20
6270	dry dry bouncing Squat-Thrust Magazine	0		Effect: "Elbow Sauce", Effect Duration: 62
6271	massive dumbbell	0		
6272	ghostly steel-toed deadly penguin keychain	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Damage Reduction: 9
6273	pickled wobbly blurry O'RLY manual	0		Effect: "Rain Dancin'", Effect Duration: 33
6274	perfectly mixed open sauce	3	EPIC	
6275	auspicious turkey leg of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Item Drop: +10
6276	mediocre enchanted blurry mirror Ye Olde Meade	4	decent	Effect: "Egged On", Effect Duration: 15
6277	Vulcanized fuchsia Ye Olde Bawdy Limerick	0		Effect: "Twen Tea", Effect Duration: 20
6278	Ye Olde Medieval Insult	0		
6279	therapeutic pewter claymore	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
6280	veiny artisanal rice peeler	0		Maximum HP: +10
6281	rotten low-calorie heirloom grape tomato	1	crappy	
6282	chipotle wasabi cilantro aioli	0		
6283	huge flame-retardant brown felt tophat	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
6284	gear	0		
6285	upside-down lard-coated Temple Grandin's Mark I Steam-Hat	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
6286	nasty Lo Pan's forbidden Mark II Steam-Hat	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Stench Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
6287	ghostly cyan spinning sizzling supercharged Mark III Steam-Hat of the overflowing toilet of temperance	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Hot Damage: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
6288	prompt Tesla cool wizardly Mark IV Steam-Hat of the brute	0		Mysticality: +25, Moxie: +5, Muscle Percent: +30, Adventures: +3, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
6289	Usain Bolt's miser's toasty baleful weightlifter's Mark V Steam-Hat	0		Muscle: +15, Spell Damage: +25, Hot Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +10, Initiative: +80, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Death Ray", Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
6290	narrow steam-powered model rocketship	0		
6291	cyan horrifying punk rock jacket of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Damage: +25
6292	veiny boxer's safety pin	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Maximum HP: +10
6293	moldy stolen sushi	3	crappy	
6294	bouncing very overdue library book	0		
6295	drum 'n' bass 'n' drum 'n' bass record	0		
6296	cosmic bucket	0		Free Pull
6297	fragment of Jarlsberg's soul	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-06"
6298	Thwaitgold firefly statuette	0		
6299	model airship	0		
6300	super-liquefied concentrated vacuum-sealed Super Weight-Gain 9000	0		Effect: "Ooh, Salty!", Effect Duration: 23
6301	ionized irradiated narrow possibility potion	0		Effect: "Ooh, Sweet!", Effect Duration: 46
6302	eleven-foot pole	0		
6303	ring of Detect Boring Doors	0		
6304	Sherlock's knitted groovy Jarlsberg's pan (Cosmic portal mode) of the overflowing toilet of temperance	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Cold Resistance: +3, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Item Drop: +25, Softcore Only, Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-03", Softcore Only: [1-path(Avatar of Jarlsberg)]
6305	manspreader's chaotic sinister Rosewater's beefcake's Jarlsberg's pan	0		Muscle: +25, Mysticality Percent: +30, Spell Damage: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Monster Level: +10, Softcore Only, Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-03", Softcore Only: [1-path(Avatar of Jarlsberg)]
6306	blue Cosmic Calorie	0		Last Available: "2013-03"
6307	concentrated anodized celestial olive oil	0		Effect: "Wet Willied", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2013-03"
6308	corrupted oxidized celestial carrot juice	0		Effect: "Macho, Macho Dog", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2013-03"
6309	altered diffused irradiated celestial au jus	0		Effect: "Braaaains Over Braaaawwn", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2013-03"
6310	cold-filtered adjusted celestial squid ink	0		Effect: "Flashing Eyes", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2013-03"
6311	cyan bouncing Uncle Buck of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Softcore Only
6312	crate of fish meat	0		
6313	gray damp wallet	0		
6314	pipe	0		Effect: "Fishy", Effect Duration: 10
6315	bouncing lard-coated coward's SCUBA tank	0		Monster Level: -20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Adventure Underwater
6316	upside-down wholesome steel-toed deep six-shooter	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Maximum HP Percent: +10
6317	baleful sage sea chaps	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xBarrr"
6318	ghostly Jim Carey's vibrating medical-grade sea holster	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Monster Level: +25, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip
6319	boiled shavin' razor	0		Effect: "20/20 Vision", Effect Duration: 21
6320	wool long-forgotten necklace	0		Cold Resistance: +1
6321	gray pearl	0		
6322	upside-down sea lace	0		
6323	sinister thinker's weightlifter's jam band	0		Muscle: +15, Mysticality: +10, Spell Damage: +10
6324	shellacked fortified aquamariner's ring of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Damage Absorption: +60, Damage Reduction: 7, Single Equip
6325	beefy aquamariner's necklace of the blizzard of incineration	0		Muscle: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
6326	brawny cool pearl diver's ring	0		Moxie: +5, Muscle Percent: +20, Single Equip
6327	wholesome dangerous pearl diver's necklace	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Single Equip
6328	sushi doily	0		
6329	scimitar cozy	0		
6330	fish stick cozy	0		
6331	bazooka cozy	0		
6332	narrow auspicious horrifying Oprah's cozy scimitar	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Spooky Damage: +25, Item Drop: +10, Breakable
6333	stiffened slick Staff of the Cozy Fish of the cheetah	0		Moxie: +10, Damage Reduction: 1, Initiative: +60, Breakable
6334	huge upside-down family-friendly Herculean strapping cozy bazooka	0		Muscle: +5, Experience (Muscle): +1, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Breakable
6335	sea mantle of Gandalf of the early riser	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Adventures: +7
6336	upside-down personal trainer's sea shawl of extreme caution	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Monster Level: -25, Spell Damage Percent: +150
6337	lightning-fast coward's sea cape	0		Monster Level: -20, Initiative: 90, Critical Hit Percent: +15
6338	huge blurry saltwaterbed	0		
6339	nasty electrified muddy pirate hat	0		Stench Damage: +5, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 31"
6340	fireproof Jack Frost's floral-print skirt	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Hot Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 2xPotato, cap 15"
6341	frightening forbidden spectral axe	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Spooky Damage: +5
6342	super-strong air freshener of James Dean of doom	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Spooky Spell Damage: +50
6343	magnetized improved twirling huge Mer-kin lipstick	0		Effect: "Innately Wise", Effect Duration: 68
6344	mirror Mer-kin mouthsoap	0		
6345	liquefied flattened gray Mer-kin strongjuice	0		Effect: "It Didn't Kill You", Effect Duration: 15
6346	spinning Mer-kin fitbrine	0		
6347	non-polymerized moist Mer-kin ragejuice	0		Effect: "Yet tea", Effect Duration: 12
6348	Sinatra's Mer-kin dragbelt	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Experience (Muscle): +20, Single Equip
6349	Mer-kin eyeglasses of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Experience (Mysticality): +20, Single Equip
6350	twirling nippy Mer-kin gutgirdle	0		Cold Damage: +10, Experience (Moxie): +20, Single Equip
6351	sharpshooter's Mer-kin finpaddle	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10
6352	upside-down Mer-kin stopwatch of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Initiative: +50
6353	blinking huge Mer-kin dreadscroll	0		
6354	denatured upside-down Mer-kin smartjuice	0		Effect: "Beta Carotene Overdose", Effect Duration: 55
6355	irradiated wet Mer-kin cooljuice	0		Effect: "Neuroplastici Tea", Effect Duration: 42
6356	Mer-kin worktea	0		
6357	blinking Mer-kin knucklebone	0		
6358	Mer-kin darkbook	0		Skill: "Deep Dark Visions"
6359	Jim Carey's Mer-kin begsign	0		Monster Level: +25, Meat Drop: +40
6360	fuchsia Libram of Pulled Taffy	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-04", Skill: "Summon Taffy"
6361	energized warmed pulled taffy	0		Effect: "Your Favorite Flavor", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2013-04"
6362	altered pulled indigo taffy	0		Effect: "Analog Drunk", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2013-04"
6363	magnetized quadruple-unsweetened upside-down pulled taffy	0		Effect: "Butt-Rock Hair", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2013-04"
6364	warmed aerosolized pulled taffy	0		Effect: "Flagrantly Fragrant", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2013-04"
6365	corrupted Vulcanized deionized maroon tumbling pulled taffy	0		Effect: "Fizzier Than Light", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2013-04"
6366	unsweetened improved pulled violet taffy	0		Effect: "Fancy Feasted", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2013-04"
6367	pressed pulsating pulled taffy	0		Effect: "Turtle Titters", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2013-04"
6368	Mer-kin hallpass	0		
6369	skewed lump of clay	0		
6370	twisted piece of wire	0		
6371	perfectly mixed high-proof can of the cheapest beer	8	EPIC	
6372	mediocre jittery bottle of fruity &quot;wine&quot;	4	decent	
6373	tolerable strong single swig of vodka	5	good	
6374	angry inch	0		
6375	sage testy toolbox	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Rollover Effect Duration: 11
6376	purple Jick-o-User	0		
6378	eraser nubbin	0		
6379	tumbling chlorine crystal	0		
6380	dry unsweetened improved shaking ph balancer	0		Effect: "Milk Studly", Effect Duration: 67
6381	frozen aerosolized super-enhanced jittery mysterious chemical residue	0		Effect: "Uncucumbered", Effect Duration: 54
6382	skewed nugget of sodium	0		
6383	root beer	1	crappy	
6384	tumbling jigsaw blade	0		
6385	wood screw	0		
6386	mirror olive balsa plank	0		
6387	jittery pulsating tumbling blob of wood glue	0		
6388	envyfish egg	0		Last Available: "2013-04"
6389	energized Mer-kin rocksalt	0		Effect: "Smugness", Effect Duration: 30
6390	liquefied jittery Mer-kin saltmint	0		Effect: "Radiated and Grodiated", Effect Duration: 40
6391	altered twirling Mer-kin saltsquid	0		Effect: "Butt-Rock Hair", Effect Duration: 49
6392	scandalous Oprah's scale-mail underwear	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Sleaze Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley"
6393	diffused galvanized colloidal fuchsia comb jelly	0		Effect: "Super Accuracy", Effect Duration: 66
6394	wobbly anemone sauce	0		
6395	red inky squid sauce	0		
6396	Mer-kin weaksauce	0		
6397	peanut sauce	0		
6398	squat red shaking glass	0		
6399	irradiated blue Boss Drops	0		Effect: "Coldfinger", Effect Duration: 51
6400	Mer-kin lunchbox	0		
6401	colloidal aerosolized pickled ghostly tear	0		Effect: "Bells in the Batfry", Effect Duration: 20
6402	magnetized pressed jagged tooth	0		Effect: "Fudge Headache", Effect Duration: 32
6403	quadruple-ionized grisly shell fragment	0		Effect: "Flimsy Shield of the Pastalord", Effect Duration: 53
6404	nitrogenated quantum squat pulsating violent pastilles	0		Effect: "Cinnamouth", Effect Duration: 59
6405	non-liquefied concentrated maroon worst candy	0		Effect: "Christmessy", Effect Duration: 37
6406	alkaline diffused huge fudge-shaped hole in space-time	0		Effect: "Piratastic", Effect Duration: 26
6407	forbidden Samson's Pocket Square of Loathing of the sewer	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Stench Damage: +25, Single Equip, Cloathing
6408	skewed corrupted stardust	0		
6409	shaking Star Spawn	0		
6410	bow from beyond the stars	0		Familiar Weight: +5
6411	KoLHS Pep Squad Box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-09"
6412	shaking skull	0		No Pull
6413	twirling Order of the Green Thumb Order Form	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-04"
6414	ghostly clutch of dodecapede eggs	0		
6415	flavorless diet flavorless gruel	1	decent	
6416	normal half-sized mana curds	2	good	
6417	twist of lime	0		
6418	pencil stub	0		
6419	extra-galvanized dry moth dust	0		Effect: "Heal Thy Nanoself", Effect Duration: 51
6420	galvanized enhanced yellow glob of spoiled mayo	0		Effect: "Waxing", Effect Duration: 54
6421	upside-down tonic djinn	0		
6422	half-sized adequate vampire chowder	2	good	
6423	huge Tales of Dread	0		Free Pull
6424	purple Dreadsylvanian skeleton key	0		
6425	Official Seal of Dreadsylvania	0		
6426	toothsome blinking Dreadsylvanian stew	3	awesome	
6427	acceptable Dreadsylvanian	4	good	
6428	dry gray Dreadsylvanian flask	0		Effect: "Seriously Mutated", Effect Duration: 57
6429	non-pressed olive Dreadsylvanian flask	0		Effect: "Spirit of Alph", Effect Duration: 18
6430	avaricious dreadful fedora of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Meat Drop: +30, Kruegerand Drop: 5, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xLep"
6431	dreadful sweater of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100, Kruegerand Drop: 5
6432	dreadful glove of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Kruegerand Drop: 5
6433	ghostly Freddy Kruegerand	0		
6434	Mark of the Bugbear	0		
6435	gray Mark of the Werewolf	0		
6436	shaking fuchsia Mark of the Zombie	0		
6437	Mark of the Ghost	0		
6438	Mark of the Vampire	0		
6439	jittery Mark of the Skeleton	0		
6440	yellow nasty Annie Oakley's personal trainer's Covers-Your-Head	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Stench Damage: +5, Class: "Disco Bandit", Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xVolley"
6441	Jack Frost's sinister personal trainer's Drapes-You-Regally	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Spell Damage: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Class: "Disco Bandit"
6442	blurry blinking hale beefy Warms-Your-Tush of the empath	0		Muscle: +10, Maximum HP: +20, Familiar Weight: +5, Class: "Disco Bandit", Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xPotato"
6443	ghostly Helps-You-Sleep of the ox of terror	0		Muscle: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Blind
6444	squat mirror Quiets-Your-Steps of dire peril of the empath of Flo-Jo	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Familiar Weight: +5, Initiative: +100, Single Equip
6445	toasty strapping Protects-Your-Junk	0		Muscle: +5, Hot Damage: +5, Single Equip
6446	artisanal mirror Gets-You-Drunk	4	EPIC	
6447	skewed fuchsia zippy razor-sharp dangerous Great Wolf's headband	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Initiative: +20, Class: "Seal Clubber", Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley"
6448	shellacked grievous sage Great Wolf's left paw	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Damage Reduction: 7, Class: "Seal Clubber", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Great Slash"
6449	pulsating rosewater-soaked groovy brawny Great Wolf's right paw	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Moxie Percent: +10, Stench Resistance: +3, Class: "Seal Clubber", Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Great Slash"
6450	huge miser's stiffened Great Wolf's rocket launcher	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Meat Drop: +10, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Rocket"
6451	Da Vinci's Rosewater's Great Wolf's beastly trousers of the sewer	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Experience (Mysticality): +5, Stench Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1.5xWhelp"
6452	shaking shaking Great Wolf's lice	0		
6453	deionized alkaline Hunger&trade; Sauce	0		Effect: "Vital", Effect Duration: 23
6454	up-at-dawn razor-sharp zombie mariachi hat of the brazier	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Adventures: +5, Class: "Accordion Thief", Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep"
6455	hardy sinister zombie accordion of the overflowing toilet	0		Spell Damage: +10, Maximum HP: +50, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Class: "Accordion Thief", Single Equip, Song Duration: 20
6456	gray aromatic knitted Van der Graaf zombie mariachi pants	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Stench Resistance: +1, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Class: "Accordion Thief", Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy"
6457	gray stiffened educational wizardly HOA regulation book	0		Mysticality: +25, Experience: +1, Damage Reduction: 1
6458	Jim Carey's Newton's HOA zombie eyes of the early riser	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Monster Level: +25, Adventures: +7, Single Equip
6459	mirror HOA citation pad	0		
6460	pulsating wriggling severed nose	0		
6461	pulsating nosy nose ringy ring	0		Familiar Weight: +15
6462	deadly Mayor Ghost's toupee of dire peril of the overflowing toilet	0		Weapon Damage: 25, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Class: "Pastamancer", Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xBarrr"
6463	occult experienced boxer's Mayor Ghost's cloak	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Experience: +2, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Class: "Pastamancer"
6464	pulsating greedy hardy Da Vinci's Mayor Ghost's khakis	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Maximum HP: +50, Meat Drop: +20, Class: "Pastamancer", Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, HP regen"
6465	miser's extremely unsafe Mayor Ghost's gavel of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Meat Drop: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Hammer Ghost"
6466	Usain Bolt's manspreader's Mayor Ghost's sash of terror	0		Monster Level: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Initiative: +80, Single Equip
6467	Mayor Ghost's scissors	0		
6468	half-sized delicious ghost pepper	2	awesome	
6469	perfumed slick Thunkula's drinking cap of doom	0		Moxie: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Stench Resistance: +5, Class: "Sauceror", Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley"
6470	blurry wool thinker's Drunkula's cape of the empath	0		Mysticality: +10, Familiar Weight: +5, Cold Resistance: +1, Class: "Sauceror"
6471	gray Annie Oakley's resourceful hardened Drunkula's silky pants	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Maximum MP: +50, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Class: "Sauceror", Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhoul"
6472	Drunkula's bell	0		
6473	skewed reassuring dog trainer's Drunkula's ring of haze of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Experience (familiar): +1, Spooky Resistance: +1, Avoid Attack: 1, Single Equip
6474	fuchsia Drunkula's wineglass of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100
6475	artisanal weak bottle of Bloodweiser	2	EPIC	
6476	shaking Lo Pan's occult smooth Unkillable Skeleton's skullcap	0		Moxie: +15, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy"
6477	lime green careful therapeutic Da Vinci's Unkillable Skeleton's breastplate	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Monster Level: -10, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
6478	resourceful healthy wicked Unkillable Skeleton's shinguards	0		Spell Damage: +5, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Maximum MP: +50, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr"
6479	bouncing miser's smelly steel-toed groovy Unkillable Skeleton's sawsword of the brute of the sweet-tooth	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Moxie Percent: +10, Damage Reduction: 9, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +10, Candy Drop: +100
6480	jittery wool Unkillable Skeleton's shield of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Cold Resistance: +1, Thorns: 1
6481	beefy Unkillable Skeleton's restless leg of the wise owl	0		Muscle: +10, Mysticality: +20
6482	spinning stiffened strapping Staff of the Roaring Hearth of James Dean	0		Muscle: +5, Experience (Moxie): +3, Damage Reduction: 1
6483	squat Kool-Aid	1	decent	
6484	narrow dread tarragon	0		
6485	blurry bone flour	0		
6486	tumbling dreadful roast	0		
6487	stinking agaricus	0		
6488	bland massive jittery Dreadsylvanian shepherd's pie	9	decent	
6489	music box parts	0		
6490	unwound mechanical songbird	0		
6491	tailfeathers	0		Familiar Weight: +5
6492	wax banana	0		
6493	complicated lock impression	0		
6494	tumbling replica key	0		
6495	purple Da Vinci's Dreadsylvania Auditor's badge	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Kruegerand Drop: 5, Single Equip
6496	skewed blood kiwi	0		
6497	squat eau de mort	0		
6498	bad bloody kiwitini	4	decent	
6499	blurry moon-amber	0		
6500	blinking polished moon-amber	0		
6501	tumbling Van der Graaf crafty hale moon-amber necklace	0		Maximum HP: +20, Maximum MP: +10, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip
6502	blurry purple Dreadsylvanian seed pod	0		
6503	huge ghost pencil	0		
6504	pulsating toasty hangman's hood of Calamity Jane of horror	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Hot Damage: +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +25
6505	reassuring flame-wreathed sinister ring finger ring	0		Spell Damage: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +1, Single Equip
6506	Dreadsylvanian clockwork key	0		
6507	cool iron ingot	0		
6508	fireproof shellacked cool iron helmet	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Hot Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy"
6509	steel-toed stylish cool iron breastplate	0		Moxie: +25, Damage Reduction: 9
6510	Da Vinci's cool iron greaves of chilblains	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Cold Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr"
6511	upside-down knitted slick ghost shawl	0		Moxie: +10, Cold Resistance: +3
6512	blurry skull capacitor	0		
6513	red wobbly fortified warm fur	0		Damage Absorption: +60
6514	veiny snowstick	0		Maximum HP: +10
6515	upside-down Rosewater's eerie fetish	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Single Equip
6516	extra-dry perfectly mixed stinkwater	5	EPIC	
6517	tumbling dubious loincloth	0		Damage Aura: 1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1.5xVolley"
6518	adequate upside-down accidental mutton	4	good	
6519	mirror occult strapping drafty drawers	0		Muscle: +5, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley"
6520	teal jittery miser's nippy wolfskull mask	0		Cold Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xBarrr"
6521	healthy guts necklace	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Single Equip
6522	huge resourceful shellacked groping claw	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Maximum MP: +50
6523	friendly vengeful spirit	0		Familiar Weight: +3
6524	BOOtonniere of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Single Equip
6525	magnetized dry shaking ghost thread	0		Effect: "The Strength... of the Future", Effect Duration: 18
6526	sharpshooter's wicked bag of unfinished business	0		Spell Damage: +5, Critical Hit Percent: +10
6527	family-friendly shellacked transparent pants	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xPotato"
6528	Tesla hothammer	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
6529	bad Thriller Ice	4	decent	
6530	grandfather watch of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100, Single Equip, Nonstackable Watch
6531	muddy skirt	0		Damage Aura: 1, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xFairy"
6532	ruddy slick spyglass	0		Moxie: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +40
6533	vial of hot blood of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Single Equip
6534	chaotic remorseless knife	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10
6535	lime green bouncing coward's intimidating coiffure	0		Monster Level: -20, Familiar Effect: "hot afk, 1xPotato"
6536	ghostly lightning-fast savvy cod cape	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Initiative: +40
6537	bland blood sausage	3	decent	
6538	bouncing therapeutic smartaleck's frying brainpan	0		Moxie Percent: +30, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
6539	ghostly fortified educational ball and chain	0		Experience: +1, Damage Absorption: +60, Single Equip
6540	zippy dry bone	0		Initiative: +20
6541	Jeselnik's tailbone shield	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Thorns: 1
6542	cyan nippy tonguebone	0		Cold Damage: +10, Single Equip
6543	nippy healthy pogo stick	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Cold Damage: +10, Single Equip
6545	Newton's weedy skirt of the bloodbag of terror	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Maximum HP: +100, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy"
6546	lightning-fast stylish pants	0		Moxie: +25, Initiative: +40, Familiar Effect: "atk"
6547	Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette	0		
6548	spinning cooling iron helmet	0		
6549	jittery cooling iron breastplate	0		
6550	wobbly cooling iron greaves	0		
6551	yellow hot cluster	0		
6552	shaking cluster	0		
6553	cluster	0		
6554	stench cluster	0		
6555	sleaze cluster	0		
6556	polarized phial of hotness	0		Effect: "There Wolf", Effect Duration: 31
6557	oxidized phial of coldness	0		Effect: "Eye of the Lihc", Effect Duration: 53
6558	concentrated phial of spookiness	0		Effect: "The Moxious Madrigal", Effect Duration: 28
6559	aerosolized phial of stench	0		Effect: "Strong Grip", Effect Duration: 12
6560	polarized activated oxidized twirling phial of sleaziness	0		Effect: "Slimily Speedy", Effect Duration: 50
6561	adventurer clone egg	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-06"
6562	bouncing narrow mini-Mr. Accessory	0		Familiar Weight: +5
6563	Temple Grandin's hand of Mr. Cards	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Throw a Mr. Card"
6564	huge normal Dreadsylvanian hot pocket	8	good	
6565	decent Dreadsylvanian pocket	3	good	
6566	stale half-sized special Dreadsylvanian pocket	2	decent	Effect: "Witch's Brood", Effect Duration: 25
6567	moldy bite-sized blurry Dreadsylvanian stink pocket	1	crappy	
6568	rotten Dreadsylvanian sleaze pocket	3	crappy	
6569	bad weak fancy huge shaking Dreadsylvanian hot toddy	2	decent	Effect: "Hairless and Airless", Effect Duration: 35
6570	aged Dreadsylvanian cold-fashioned	3	awesome	
6571	tolerable maroon Dreadsylvanian grimlet	3	good	
6572	fancy mediocre Dreadsylvanian dank and stormy	3	decent	Effect: "Memento Moir&eacute;", Effect Duration: 10
6573	acceptable Dreadsylvanian slithery nipple	3	good	
6574	hot clusterbomb	0		
6575	bouncing clusterbomb	0		
6576	clusterbomb	0		
6577	squat stench clusterbomb	0		
6578	cyan narrow sleaze clusterbomb	0		
6579	upside-down Dreadsylvanian Almanac page	0		
6580	length of fuse	0		
6581	dreadful box	0		
6582	jittery Clan hot dog stand	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-07"
6583	pulsating blinking vicious spiked collar	0		Familiar Damage: +20
6584	olive double-paned hot dog wrapper	0		Cold Resistance: +5
6585	lion tamer's debonair deboner of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Experience (familiar): +2
6586	flattened frozen chicle de salchicha	0		Effect: "Certainty", Effect Duration: 65
6587	jar of frostigkraut of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Damage Aura: 1
6588	huge foul-smelling hale gnawed-up dog bone	0		Maximum HP: +20, Stench Damage: +10
6589	lard-coated Grey Guanon	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Damage Aura: 1
6590	knitted wool energetic Engorged Sausages and You	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Cold Resistance: 4
6591	aged dream of a dog	3	awesome	
6592	flame-retardant Jim Carey's Samson's optimal spreadsheet	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Monster Level: +25, Hot Resistance: +1
6593	defective Game Grid token	0		
6594	bouncing hot Dreadsylvanian cocoa	0		
6595	twisted epic cluster	1	awesome	
6596	jittery clockwork egg	0		
6597	clockwork birdhouse	0		
6598	huge clockwork disc	0		
6599	clockwork hand	0		
6600	clockwork hand	0		
6601	squat clockwork numeral I	0		
6602	clockwork numeral II	0		
6603	clockwork numeral III	0		
6604	clockwork numeral IV	0		
6605	clockwork numeral V	0		
6606	spinning blurry clockwork numeral VI	0		
6607	gray clockwork numeral VII	0		
6608	cyan clockwork numeral VIII	0		
6609	squat clockwork numeral IX	0		
6610	clockwork numeral X	0		
6611	teal clockwork numeral XI	0		
6612	clockwork numeral XII	0		
6613	maroon clockwork cuckoo	0		
6614	cuckoo clock	0		
6615	hand-crafted triple-distilled Cold One	10	???	
6616	adequate massive spaghetti breakfast	7	???	
6617	over-the-shoulder Folder Holder	0		Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2013-08", Softcore Only: [1-path(KOLHS)]
6618	folder (red)	0		Muscle: +20, Last Available: "2013-08"
6619	folder (blue)	0		Mysticality: +20, Last Available: "2013-08"
6620	lime green twirling folder (green)	0		Moxie: +20, Last Available: "2013-08"
6621	folder (magenta)	0		Muscle: +15, Mysticality: +15, Last Available: "2013-08"
6622	pulsating folder (cyan)	0		Mysticality: +15, Moxie: +15, Last Available: "2013-08"
6623	wobbly folder (yellow)	0		Muscle: +15, Moxie: +15, Last Available: "2013-08"
6624	folder (smiley face)	0		Experience (Muscle): +2, Last Available: "2013-08"
6625	folder (wizard)	0		Experience (Mysticality): +2, Last Available: "2013-08"
6626	jittery folder (space skeleton)	0		Experience (Moxie): +2, Last Available: "2013-08"
6627	folder (D-Team)	0		Last Available: "2013-08"
6628	folder (Ex-Files)	0		Combat Rate: +5, Last Available: "2013-08"
6629	cyan folder (skull and crossbones)	0		Combat Rate: -5, Last Available: "2013-08"
6630	red folder (Knight Writer)	0		Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2013-08"
6631	purple folder (Jackass Plumber)	0		Monster Level: +25, Last Available: "2013-08"
6632	squat folder (holographic fractal)	0		All Resistance: +4, Last Available: "2013-08"
6633	skewed folder (barbarian)	0		Last Available: "2013-08"
6634	folder (rainbow unicorn)	0		Last Available: "2013-08", Thorns: 5
6635	cyan folder (Seawolf)	0		Better Diver: +10, Last Available: "2013-08"
6636	olive twirling folder (dancing dolphins)	0		Last Available: "2013-08"
6637	folder (catfish)	0		Familiar Weight: +15, Last Available: "2013-08"
6638	folder (tranquil landscape)	0		Damage Reduction: 15, HP / MP Regen Min: 10, HP / MP Regen Max: 20, Last Available: "2013-08"
6639	ghostly jittery folder (owl)	0		Last Available: "2013-08"
6640	folder (Stinky Trash Kid)	0		Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2013-08"
6641	maroon pulsating folder (sports car)	0		Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2013-08"
6642	folder (sportsballs)	0		PvP Fights: +5, Last Available: "2013-08"
6643	shaking ghostly folder (heavy metal)	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2013-08"
6644	folder (Yedi)	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2013-08"
6645	folder (KOLHS)	0		Last Available: "2013-08"
6648	Van der Graaf slide rule of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
6649	oxidized magnetized Ogres and Oubliettes&trade; module	0		Effect: "Cold Throat", Effect Duration: 20
6650	Mountain Stream Code Black Alert	0		
6651	twisted-up wet towel	0		
6652	artisanal stepmom's booze	3	EPIC	
6653	surgical tape	0		
6654	thinker's band T-shirt	0		Mysticality: +10
6655	tolerable fountain 'soda'	4	good	
6656	blinking illegal firecracker	0		
6657	ghostly purple resourceful pickelhaube of the early riser	0		Maximum MP: +50, Adventures: +7, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 18"
6658	non-quantum spinning hair oil	0		Effect: "Dwarven Hardiness", Effect Duration: 50
6659	super-galvanized scrap	0		Effect: "Browbeaten", Effect Duration: 20
6660	school spirit socket set	0		
6661	suspension bridge	0		
6662	cyan prompt Temple Grandin's Staff of the Lunch Lady of the bloodbag of terror	0		Maximum HP: +100, Familiar Weight: +7, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Adventures: +3
6663	universal key	0		
6664	world's most dangerous birdhouse	0		
6665	rosewater-soaked Da Vinci's deathchucks	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Stench Resistance: +3
6666	eraser	0		
6667	pulsating quasireligious sculpture	0		
6668	tumbling yellow Faraday cage	0		
6669	modeling claymore	0		
6670	olive blinking wobbly clay homunculus	0		
6671	adjusted spinning sodium pentasomething	0		Effect: "Oth-Jeal-O", Effect Duration: 40
6672	grains of salt	0		
6673	yellowcake bomb	0		
6674	bouncing stinkbomb	0		
6675	vacuum-sealed diffused superwater	0		Effect: "Sweet, Nuts", Effect Duration: 68
6676	Thwaitgold bookworm statuette	0		
6677	bouncing crude monster sculpture	0		
6678	blinking dangerous Yearbook Club Camera	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blinding Flash"
6679	tumbling sizzling machete	0		Hot Damage: +10
6680	tolerable shaking Cursed Punch	4	good	
6681	acceptable spinning yellow Bowl of Scorpions	4	good	
6682	acceptable purple Fog Murderer	4	good	
6683	book of matches	0		
6684	surgical mask of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Surgeonosity: +1
6685	double-paned head mirror	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Surgeonosity: +1
6686	pulsating foul-smelling half-size scalpel	0		Stench Damage: +10, Surgeonosity: +1
6687	supercharged surgical apron	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Surgeonosity: +1
6688	tumbling brawny bloodied surgical dungarees	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Surgeonosity: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 38"
6689	upside-down McClusky file (page 1)	0		
6690	McClusky file (page 2)	0		
6691	McClusky file (page 3)	0		
6692	fuchsia McClusky file (page 4)	0		
6693	mirror McClusky file (page 5)	0		
6694	upside-down boring binder clip	0		
6695	McClusky file (complete)	0		
6696	bowling ball	0		
6697	pulsating moss-covered stone sphere	0		
6698	red dripping stone sphere	0		
6699	crackling stone sphere	0		
6700	skewed jittery scorched stone sphere	0		
6701	olive stone triangle	0		
6702	lime green bowler	0		Damage Aura: 1
6703	fancy imitation White Russian	1	good	Effect: "Gamer Rage", Effect Duration: 25
6704	purple upside-down greedy veiny short-handled mop	0		Maximum HP: +10, Meat Drop: +20
6705	flavorless jungle floor wax	4	decent	
6706	smirking shrunken head	0		Damage Aura: 1
6707	modified quantum colorful toad	0		Effect: "High Blood Chocolate Content", Effect Duration: 69
6708	crude voodoo doll	0		
6709	attorney's badge	0		Single Equip
6710	Rosewater's pygmy briefs of Flo-Jo	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Initiative: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 41"
6711	short writ of habeas corpus	0		
6712	bone abacus	0		
6713	adder	0		
6714	jittery short calculator	0		
6715	perfumed brainy sphygmomanometer	0		Mysticality: +5, Stench Resistance: +5
6716	quadruple-alkaline quantum bag of pygmy blood	0		Effect: "Itchy Trigger Finger", Effect Duration: 60
6717	tongue depressor	0		
6718	Samson's wizardly compression stocking	0		Mysticality: +25, Experience (Muscle): +5
6719	smooth midriff scrubs of the empath	0		Moxie: +15, Familiar Weight: +5
6720	magnetized pulsating pill cup	0		Effect: "Sweet and Yellow", Effect Duration: 25
6721	jittery Usain Bolt's forbidden Da Vinci's water bottle	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Initiative: +80, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 40"
6722	galvanized galvanized twirling pygmy phone number	0		Effect: "Block-Rockin' Beet", Effect Duration: 55
6723	Boozehounds Anonymous token	0		
6724	fancy spoiled exotic jungle fruit	3	crappy	Effect: "meat.enh", Effect Duration: 50
6725	Shore Inc. Ship Trip Scrip	0		
6726	fuchsia huge dude ranch souvenir crate	0		
6727	spinning tropical island souvenir crate	0		
6728	blue ski resort souvenir crate	0		
6729	UV-resistant compass	0		
6730	green funky junk key	0		
6731	shaking Worse Homes and Gardens	0		
6732	mirror claw-foot bathtub	0		
6733	yellow clothesline pole	0		
6734	bouncing cigar sign	0		
6735	junk junk	0		
6736	Junk-Bond	0		
6737	tangle of copper wire	0		
6738	fuchsia wobbly jagged scrap	0		
6739	boiled pressed galvanized bent scrap	0		Effect: "Think Win-Lose", Effect Duration: 63
6740	squat molten scrap	0		
6741	narrow eternal car battery	0		
6742	blurry Jim Carey's junk band	0		Monster Level: +25
6743	occult junk trunks	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Familiar Effect: "cap 15"
6744	prompt junk-mail shirt	0		Adventures: +3
6745	flavorless thick twirling junk food	5	decent	
6746	watered-down drinkable junk yard	2	good	
6747	upside-down Annie Oakley's swordzall of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Critical Hit Percent: +20
6748	arm buzzer of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3
6749	green forbidden boxer's boilgun	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Spell Damage Percent: +50
6750	maroon Gordon Beer's Beer Garden Catalog	0		Last Available: "2013-09"
6751	teal packet of beer seeds	0		Last Available: "2013-09"
6752	handful of barley	0		
6753	tumbling cluster of hops	0		
6754	blurry beer bottle	0		
6755	beer label	0		
6756	artisanal homebrew sampler	0		
6757	watered-down bad wobbly can of Br&uuml;talbr&auml;u	2	decent	Last Available: "2013-09"
6758	artisanal triple-distilled can of Drooling Monk	9	EPIC	Last Available: "2013-09"
6759	artisanal blinking can of Impetuous Scofflaw	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2013-09"
6760	bad bottle of Old Pugilist	4	decent	Last Available: "2013-09"
6761	mediocre tumbling bottle of Professor Beer	4	decent	Last Available: "2013-09"
6762	practically non-alcoholic bad bottle of Rapier Witbier	1	decent	Last Available: "2013-09"
6763	watered-down bad spinning mirror pulsating bottle of Race Car Red	2	decent	Last Available: "2013-09"
6764	acceptable special bottle of Greedy Dog	4	good	Effect: "Well-Oiled", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2013-09"
6765	drinkable bottle of Lambada Lambic	3	good	Last Available: "2013-09"
6766	tin beer can	0		
6767	artisanal homebrew gift package	0		
6768	liquid bread	1	crappy	Last Available: "2013-09"
6769	tumbling sharpshooter's therapeutic Newton's tin tam	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Critical Hit Percent: +10, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "MP regen, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-09"
6770	moist super-anodized mirror tin cup	0		Effect: "Trufflin'", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2013-09"
6771	wobbly upside-down double-paned Jack Frost's tin foil of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Cold Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2013-09"
6772	executive smelly fortified tin drum	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2013-09"
6773	olive tin roof (rusted)	0		Last Available: "2013-09"
6774	tin snips	0		Last Available: "2013-09"
6775	maroon tin lizzie	0		Last Available: "2013-09"
6776	dry twirling foetid seal tear	0		Effect: "Super-Mega-Ultra-Charged", Effect Duration: 43
6777	non-galvanized quadruple-improved spinning seal sweat	0		Effect: "Grape Expectations", Effect Duration: 22
6778	non-tarnished bouncing jittery boiling seal blood	0		Effect: "Twinkly Weapon", Effect Duration: 36
6779	crystalline seal eye	0		Single Equip
6780	baleful wizardly studded sealhide shield	0		Mysticality: +25, Spell Damage: +25
6781	zippy scabrous seal epaulets of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Initiative: +20, Single Equip
6782	gray abyssal battle plans	0		
6783	perfumed vibrating seal medal of the early riser	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Stench Resistance: +5, Adventures: +7
6784	upside-down teal deanimated reanimator's coffin	0		Free Pull
6785	twirling flask of embalming fluid	0		
6788	fuchsia blank diary	0		
6789	boot knife	0		
6790	broken beer bottle	0		
6791	sharpened spoon	0		
6792	candy knife	0		
6793	soap knife	0		
6795	dry disco horoscope (Aquarius)	0		Effect: "Sugar, Hello", Effect Duration: 59
6796	altered electrified diffused bouncing disco horoscope (Pisces)	0		Effect: "Rushin' Hands", Effect Duration: 32
6797	ionized bouncing disco horoscope (Aries)	0		Effect: "Haunted Stomach", Effect Duration: 41
6798	anodized disco horoscope (Taurus)	0		Effect: "Bloodstain-Resistant", Effect Duration: 13
6799	quantum unsweetened bouncing blurry disco horoscope (Gemini)	0		Effect: "Expert Vacationer", Effect Duration: 42
6800	corrupted non-denatured disco horoscope (Cancer)	0		Effect: "Wet Rub", Effect Duration: 24
6801	extra-aerosolized deionized disco horoscope (Leo)	0		Effect: "Eyes All Black", Effect Duration: 62
6802	dry disco horoscope (Virgo)	0		Effect: "Your Favorite Flavor", Effect Duration: 24
6803	activated disco horoscope (Libra)	0		Effect: "Smoky Third Eye", Effect Duration: 34
6804	dry blinking disco horoscope (Scorpio)	0		Effect: "Super-Charged", Effect Duration: 49
6805	altered disco horoscope (Sagittarius)	0		Effect: "Curse of the Black Pearl Onion", Effect Duration: 52
6806	wet liquefied huge yellow disco horoscope (Capricorn)	0		Effect: "Holiday Disappointment", Effect Duration: 52
6807	lime green Fonzie's The Sagittarian's leisure pants of the glutton	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Food Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 18"
6808	toy accordion	0		Song Duration: 5
6809	blurry accordion	0		Song Duration: 10
6810	cyan huge hardened beer-battered accordion	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 6
6811	upside-down Sherlock's baritone accordion	0		Item Drop: +25, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 7
6812	wholesome mama's squeezebox	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 8
6813	tumbling mansplainer's guancertina	0		Monster Level: +15, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 9
6814	mirror auspicious accordion file	0		Item Drop: +10, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10
6815	wobbly wholesome accord ion	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10
6816	upside-down zippy bone bandoneon	0		Initiative: +20, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 11
6817	huge Herculean pentatonic accordion	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 12
6818	non-Euclidean non-accordion of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 15
6819	censurious Accordion of Jordion of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 14
6820	dance instructor's autocalliope	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 15
6821	Tesla accordionoid rocca	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 18
6822	vibrating pygmy concertinette	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 17
6823	jittery auspicious forbidden ghost accordion	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Item Drop: +10, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 16
6824	upside-down peace accordion of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 19
6825	occult alarm accordion of Gandalf	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 20
6826	narrow quilted All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig of doom of courage	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "0.5xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 13"
6827	avaricious Oprah's KoL Con X Treasure Map	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Meat Drop: +30
6828	bad discocktail	3	decent	
6829	squat rosewater-soaked KoL Con X Bingo Card	0		Stench Resistance: +3
6830	blue Socratic Temporal Tempera Tube	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1
6831	altered Tallowcreme Halloween Pumpkin	0		Effect: "Devil Inside", Effect Duration: 67
6832	Way More Tears&trade; pepper spray	0		
6833	polarized Milk Studs	0		Effect: "Takin' It Greasy", Effect Duration: 22
6834	pressed wobbly box of Dweebs	0		Effect: "Cold-Blooded Warm Fuzzies", Effect Duration: 19
6835	quadruple-deionized denatured mirror ghostly bag of W&Ws	0		Effect: "Bootyliciousness", Effect Duration: 25
6836	irradiated wobbly PEEZ dispenser	0		Effect: "Greasy Flavor", Effect Duration: 51
6837	adjusted double-corrupted tumbling Swizzler	0		Effect: "Smelly Pants", Effect Duration: 14
6838	deionized quadruple-pickled Bugbearclaw Donut	0		Effect: "Helping Comes Second", Effect Duration: 30
6839	concentrated frozen olive blinking jam	0		Effect: "Bread-Lined", Effect Duration: 59
6840	enhanced upside-down Whenchamacallit bar	0		Effect: "Unrunnable Face", Effect Duration: 23
6841	chilled pulsating lime green 8-bit banana	0		Effect: "Devil Inside", Effect Duration: 53
6842	energized irradiated vial of blood simple syrup	0		Effect: "Scorpio Rising", Effect Duration: 21
6843	extra-electrified anodized bouncing bone bons	0		Effect: "Neuroplastici Tea", Effect Duration: 67
6844	improved upside-down ironic mint	0		Effect: "Jelly Combed", Effect Duration: 12
6845	lime green unused walkie-talkie	0		Free Pull
6846	walkie-talkie	0		Free Pull
6847	killing jar	0		
6848	blinking Lo Pan's security flashlight	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30
6849	improved galvanized Effermint&trade; tablets	0		Effect: "Slightly Larger Than Usual", Effect Duration: 27
6850	upside-down hardy sage sturdy cane of extreme caution	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Maximum HP: +50, Monster Level: -25
6851	spinning huge bowl of candy	0		
6852	Ultra Mega Sour Ball	0		
6853	carton of rotten eggs	0		
6854	desert sightseeing pamphlet	0		
6855	a suspicious address	0		
6856	electrified Bal-musette accordion	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10, Last Available: "2013-10"
6857	Cajun accordion of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10, Last Available: "2013-10"
6858	skewed fortified quirky accordion	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10, Last Available: "2013-10"
6859	chaotic Skipper's accordion of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10, Last Available: "2013-10"
6860	spinning dog trainer's chaotic sharpshooter's Pantsgiving of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Experience (familiar): +1, Softcore Only, Bonus Resting HP: [5*F], Bonus Resting MP: [5*F], Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Talk About Politics", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Pocket Crumbs", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Air Dirty Laundry", Drops Items, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-11", Variable
6861	moldy low-calorie maroon blurry can of sardines	1	crappy	Last Available: "2013-11"
6862	delicious miniature tumbling high-calorie sugar substitute	2	awesome	Last Available: "2013-11"
6863	rotten jittery pat of butter	3	crappy	Last Available: "2013-11"
6864	rotten dinner roll	4	crappy	Last Available: "2013-11"
6865	decent fuchsia mashed potatoes	3	good	Last Available: "2013-11"
6866	small normal whole turkey leg	2	good	Last Available: "2013-11"
6867	snack-sized normal deviled egg	2	good	Last Available: "2013-11"
6868	deionized finger exerciser	0		Effect: "Antibiotic Saucesphere", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2013-11"
6869	modified unsweetened dented spoon	0		Effect: "Wax On Your Shoes", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2013-11"
6870	deionized love note	0		Effect: "Cold Hard Skin", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2013-11"
6871	skewed bouncing school beer pull tab	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6872	chilled double-modified nail file	0		Effect: "Super-Mega-Charged", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2013-11"
6873	pressed tarnished candy wrapper	0		Effect: "Tingly Elbows", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2013-11"
6874	shaking mirror gym membership card	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6875	Vulcanized polarized post-holiday sale coupon	0		Effect: "init.enh", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2013-11"
6876	twirling dry cleaning receipt	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6877	pocket lint (blue)	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6878	pocket lint (green)	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6879	narrow olive pocket lint (white)	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6880	bouncing pocket lint (orange)	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6881	mirror horrifying lion tamer's curative Socratic bowl of petunias	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Experience (familiar): +2, Spooky Damage: +25, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2013-11"
6882	friendly deadly groovy power sock of temperance	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Weapon Damage: +5, Familiar Weight: +3, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-11"
6883	padded wool sock of dire peril of courage of the early riser	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Damage Absorption: +20, Spooky Resistance: +3, Adventures: +7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-11"
6884	sizzling vibrating Herculean moustache sock of mayonnaise	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Hot Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-11"
6885	frozen tarnished spirit gum	0		Effect: "Cringle's Curative Carol", Effect Duration: 49
6886	spirit pillow	0		
6887	spirit sheet	0		
6888	spirit mattress	0		
6889	bouncing spirit blanket	0		
6890	blinking green bouncing spirit bed	0		
6891	pulsating rosewater-soaked Herculean stylish spirit bell	0		Moxie: +25, Experience (Muscle): +1, Stench Resistance: +3, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
6892	activated adjusted activated twirling mirror spoonful of Linguine-Os	0		Effect: "Make Meat FA$T!", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2013-11"
6893	Vulcanized activated freezer-burned frost-bitten tortellini	0		Effect: "Weasels Underfoot", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2013-11"
6894	quadruple-quantum wet blob of Alphredo&trade;	0		Effect: "Spooky Demeanor", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2013-11"
6895	electrified red bouncing handful of crafty noodles	0		Effect: "Blessing of Bulbazinalli", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2013-11"
6896	pickled wet teal tangled mass of pasta	0		Effect: "Feeling No Pain", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2013-11"
6897	non-warmed Can of Spaghetto	0		Effect: "Crocodile Tear", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2013-11"
6898	squat Chef Boy, R&D's business card	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6899	spinning huge Thwaitgold ant statuette	0		
6900	experimental carbon fiber pasta additive	0		Class: "Pastamancer", Last Available: "2013-11"
6901	shaking hazardous sauce dosimeter	0		Class: "Sauceror", Last Available: "2013-11"
6902	scorching wizardly flask flops	0		Mysticality: +25, Hot Damage: +25, Single Equip
6903	tarnished shaking lime green nuts	0		Effect: "Egged On", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2013-12"
6904	improved bolts	0		Effect: "Cruisin' for a Bruisin'", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2013-12"
6905	tasty purple gingerbread robot	4	awesome	Last Available: "2013-12"
6906	delicious petit 4.1	3	awesome	Last Available: "2013-12"
6907	moldy huge tumbling nut-shaped Crimbo cookie	9	crappy	Last Available: "2023-06"
6908	reassuring plastic GORM-8	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2013-12"
6909	Van der Graaf plastic warbear	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2013-12"
6910	upside-down bouncing cool plastic Toybot	0		Moxie: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
6911	red grievous plastic warbear fortress	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2013-12"
6912	blue resourceful groovy plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S.	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Maximum MP: +50, Last Available: "2013-12"
6913	warbear whosit	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6914	upside-down warbear hoverbelt piecepart	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6915	zippy auspicious nippy warbear hoverbelt	0		Cold Damage: +10, Item Drop: +10, Initiative: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6916	warbear battery	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6917	maroon warbear badge	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6918	corrupted quantum ghostly warbear wardance potion	0		Effect: "Don't Rest Ye, Bold Adventurer", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2013-12"
6919	double-flattened chilled denatured gray warbear bearserker potion	0		Effect: "Buggy Flavor", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2013-12"
6920	modified adjusted mirror warbear liquid overcoat	0		Effect: "Tiki Toughness", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2013-12"
6921	adequate wobbly warbear feasting bread	4	good	Last Available: "2013-12"
6922	big normal lime green warbear warrior bread	5	good	Last Available: "2013-12"
6923	adequate cyan mirror warbear thermoregulator bread	3	good	Last Available: "2013-12"
6924	mediocre warbear feasting mead	3	decent	Last Available: "2013-12"
6925	delicious warbear bearserker mead	3	awesome	Last Available: "2013-12"
6926	bad blinking warbear blizzard mead	4	decent	Last Available: "2013-12"
6927	green warbear helm fragment	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6928	avaricious grievous warbear plain fedora of temperance	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +30, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep, cap 12", Last Available: "2013-12"
6929	clever warbear feathered fedora	0		Maximum MP: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-12"
6930	chilly stiffened experienced warbear fedora	0		Experience: +2, Damage Reduction: 1, Cold Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep", Last Available: "2013-12"
6931	foul-smelling quilted warbear plain helm of the empath	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Familiar Weight: +5, Stench Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 12", Last Available: "2013-12"
6932	wobbly dog trainer's warbear spiked helm	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-12"
6933	double-paned quilted Fonzie's warbear electro-spiked helm	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Damage Absorption: +40, Cold Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy", Last Available: "2013-12"
6934	pulsating ghostly smelly veiny stylish warbear plain ushanka	0		Moxie: +25, Maximum HP: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xLep, cap 12", Last Available: "2013-12"
6935	sage warbear lined ushanka	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "1.5xBarrr, 1xLep, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-12"
6936	lightning-fast warbear heated ushanka of Gandalf of the overflowing toilet	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Initiative: +40, Familiar Effect: "1xatk, 1xLep", Last Available: "2013-12"
6937	warbear trouser fragment	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6938	frightening flame-wreathed warbear party pants of the sewer	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Stench Damage: +25, Spooky Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhoul, cap 12", Last Available: "2013-12"
6939	squat warbear ceremonial party pants of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-12"
6940	ruddy razor-sharp savvy warbear high festival pants	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhoul", Last Available: "2013-12"
6941	jittery veiny warbear battle greaves of incineration	0		Maximum HP: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Item Drop: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-12"
6942	blurry stylish warbear officer greaves	0		Moxie: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-12"
6943	frightening supercharged Fonzie's warbear bearserker greaves	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Spooky Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr", Last Available: "2013-12"
6944	fuchsia skewed banded Samson's warbear johns of the storm	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Damage Absorption: +100, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xVolley, cap 12", Last Available: "2013-12"
6945	electrified warbear fleece-lined johns	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xVolley, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-12"
6946	warbear johns of the cougar of chilblains of the sweet-tooth	0		Moxie: +20, Cold Damage: +25, Candy Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xVolley", Last Available: "2013-12"
6947	warbear accoutrements chunk	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6948	sizzling warbear goggles of the bloodbag of doom	0		Maximum HP: +100, Hot Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6949	forbidden warbear snowblindness goggles	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6950	boxer's thinker's warbear polarized goggles of doom	0		Mysticality: +10, Muscle Percent: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6951	squat teal veiny strapping warbear laser bowtie of vim and vigor	0		Muscle: +5, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Maximum HP: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6952	upside-down warbear plasma bowtie of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6953	Socratic warbear nuclear bowtie of mayonnaise of Flo-Jo	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Initiative: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6954	razor-sharp Newton's warbear warscarf of the blizzard	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6955	bouncing warbear fleece-lined warscarf of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6956	purple smelly mansplainer's warbear warscarf of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Monster Level: +15, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6957	warbear requisition box	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6958	warbear exo-arm	0		Class: "Seal Clubber", Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6959	red lightning-fast warbear foil hat	0		Initiative: +40, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 2xPotato, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-12"
6960	warbear energy bracers	0		Class: "Pastamancer", Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6961	Sherlock's flame-retardant warbear oil pan	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Item Drop: +25, Class: "Sauceror", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spray Hot Grease", Last Available: "2013-12"
6962	warbear laser beacon	0		Class: "Disco Bandit", Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6963	maroon warbear exhaust manifold of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6964	warbear jackhammer drill press	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6965	warbear auto-anvil	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6966	warbear induction oven	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6967	warbear chemistry lab	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6968	warbear officer requisition box	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6969	maroon warbear empathy chip	0		Skill: "Psychokinetic Hug", Last Available: "2013-12"
6970	warbear drone assembler	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6971	warbear breakfast machine assembler	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6972	mirror blind-packed die-cast toy	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6973	miser's die-cast Bashful the Reindeer	0		Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6974	wobbly horrifying die-cast Doc the Reindeer	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Last Available: "2013-12"
6975	healthy die-cast Dopey the Reindeer	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2013-12"
6976	Sherlock's die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer	0		Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2013-12"
6977	dance instructor's die-cast Happy the Reindeer	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6978	ghostly lightning-fast die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer	0		Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2013-12"
6979	studded die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Last Available: "2013-12"
6980	jittery mirror razor-sharp die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Last Available: "2013-12"
6981	vibrating die-cast factory worker elf	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6982	reassuring die-cast gift-wrapping elf	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2013-12"
6983	blinking manspreader's die-cast middle-management elf	0		Monster Level: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6984	aromatic die-cast pencil-pusher elf	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2013-12"
6985	die-cast stocking-stuffer elf of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2013-12"
6986	tumbling knitted die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2013-12"
6987	yellow skewed sharpshooter's die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6988	jittery smelly Jim Carey's die-cast death ray in a pear tree	0		Monster Level: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6989	Lo Pan's die-cast turtle mech	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Last Available: "2013-12"
6990	die-cast Swiss hen of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Last Available: "2013-12"
6991	asbestos-lined die-cast killing bird	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
6992	weightlifter's die-cast ring	0		Muscle: +15, Last Available: "2013-12"
6993	jittery sinister die-cast goose a-laying	0		Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6994	upside-down frightening die-cast swarm a-swarming	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
6995	fuchsia coward's die-cast blade a-spinning	0		Monster Level: -20, Last Available: "2013-12"
6996	wizardly die-cast arc-welding Elfborg	0		Mysticality: +25, Last Available: "2013-12"
6997	extremely unsafe die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2013-12"
6998	Annie Oakley's beefy die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg	0		Muscle: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Last Available: "2013-12"
6999	rosewater-soaked weightlifter's die-cast Father Crimborg	0		Muscle: +15, Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2013-12"
7000	lime green dance instructor's Herculean die-cast Don Crimbo	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
7001	jittery mirror censurious die-cast Uncle Hobo of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2013-12"
7002	miser's die-cast Father Crimbo of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
7003	mirror The Smith's Tome	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-12", Skill: "Summon Smithsness"
7004	activated Vulcanized Flaskfull of Hollow	0		Effect: "Deep-Seated Rage", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2013-12"
7005	lump of Brituminous coal	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7006	dehydrated bouncing handful of Smithereens	1	EPIC	Effect: "Red Misty-Eyed", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2013-12"
7007	immense normal Every Day is Like This Sundae	8	good	Last Available: "2013-12"
7008	decent Miserable Pie	3	good	Last Available: "2013-12"
7009	toothsome half-sized This Charming Flan	2	awesome	Last Available: "2013-12"
7010	watered-down delicious narrow Irish Coffee, English Heart	2	awesome	Last Available: "2013-12"
7011	lousy practically non-alcoholic Strikes Again Bigmouth	1	decent	Last Available: "2013-12"
7012	tolerable fancy Paint A Vulgar Pitcher	3	good	Effect: "Favored by Lyle", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2013-12"
7013	huge twirling Golden Light	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7014	narrow Louder Than Bomb	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7015	jittery Handsome Devil	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7016	greasy Jim Carey's Sinatra's Work is a Four Letter Sword of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Experience (Moxie): +5, Monster Level: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
7017	family-friendly educational Staff of the Headmaster's Victuals of doom of the sweet-tooth	0		Experience: +1, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2013-12"
7018	asbestos-lined scorching vibrating educational Sheila Take a Crossbow	0		Experience: +1, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Hot Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
7019	shaking Usain Bolt's shellacked educational Rosewater's A Light that Never Goes Out	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Experience: +1, Damage Reduction: 7, Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2013-12"
7020	ghostly stanky smartaleck's Half a Purse of the brazier of the glutton	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2013-12"
7021	lightning-fast padded Da Vinci's Hairpiece On Fire of courage	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Damage Absorption: +20, Spooky Resistance: +3, Initiative: +40, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-12"
7022	blue perfumed scandalous Vicar's Tutu of the bloodbag of the blizzard	0		Maximum HP: +100, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +5, Stench Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "1.2xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-12"
7023	occult razor-sharp cool Hand in Glove	0		Moxie: +5, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Single Equip, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2013-12"
7024	coward's beefy Meat Tenderizer is Murder of Tarzan	0		Muscle: +10, Experience (Muscle): +3, Monster Level: -20, Class: "Seal Clubber", Last Available: "2013-12"
7025	ribald Socratic Ouija Board, Ouija Board of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Sleaze Damage: +10, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Last Available: "2013-12"
7026	auspicious censurious flame-wreathed Hand that Rocks the Ladle	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Item Drop: +10, Class: "Pastamancer", Last Available: "2013-12"
7027	wobbly sizzling Saucepanic of the empath of Flo-Jo	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Hot Damage: +10, Initiative: +100, Class: "Sauceror", Last Available: "2013-12"
7028	wobbly knitted scandalous Frankly Mr. Shank of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Sleaze Damage: +5, Cold Resistance: +3, Class: "Disco Bandit", Last Available: "2013-12"
7029	chilly banded Shakespeare's Sister's Accordion of the scaredy-cat	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Monster Level: -15, Cold Damage: +5, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 15, Last Available: "2013-12"
7030	third-hand lantern of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5
7031	bouncing loose purse strings	0		
7032	decent jittery pickled egg	3	good	
7033	tumbling cup of lukewarm tea	1	good	
7034	warbear soda machine assembler	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7035	tumbling warbear box	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7036	warbear high-efficiency still	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7037	upside-down tumbling warbear LP-ROM burner	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7038	tumbling warbear gyrocopter	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7039	pickled warbear robo-camouflage unit	0		Effect: "Faboooo", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2013-12"
7040	warbear beeping telegram	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7041	warbear procedural hilarity drone	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-12"
7042	warbear metalworking primer	0		Skill: "Shrap", Last Available: "2013-12"
7043	warbear sequential gaiety distribution system	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7044	polarized glass slipper	0		Effect: "Educated (Kinda)", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2014-12"
7045	diluted twirling antimatter wad	1	decent	Last Available: "2013-12"
7046	triple-liquefied denatured skewed warbear superpotion	0		Effect: "Kindly Resolve", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2013-12"
7047	quantum tumbling warbear liquid lasers	0		Effect: "Strength of Ten Ettins", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2013-12"
7048	super-galvanized adjusted warbear rejuvenation potion	0		Effect: "Paging Betty", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2013-12"
7049	jittery broken warbear gyrocopter	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7050	rotten squat warbear gyro	3	crappy	Last Available: "2013-12"
7051	ionized enhanced enhanced recording of Rolando's Rondo of Resisto	0		Effect: "Tingly Biceps", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2013-12"
7052	narrow warbear metalworking primer (used)	0		Skill: "Shrap", Last Available: "2013-12"
7053	upside-down warbear empathy chip (used)	0		Skill: "Psychokinetic Hug", Last Available: "2013-12"
7054	warbear drone codes	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7055	delicious breakfast mess	3	awesome	Last Available: "2013-12"
7056	cyan warbear breakfast machine	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7057	flavorless miniature breakfast miracle	2	decent	Last Available: "2013-12"
7058	tarnished diffused Cloaca Cola Polar	0		Effect: "Army of One", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2013-12"
7059	warbear soda machine	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7060	festive warbear bank	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7061	shaking squat grimstone mask	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7062	shaking shaking praying Grim Brother	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-12"
7063	Grim Brothers' story book	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7064	hibernating Grimstone Golem	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-12"
7065	pickled spinning grim fairy tale	1	decent	Effect: "Celestial Sheen", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2014-12"
7066	grimstone galoshes	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7067	anodized Vulcanized mirror single of Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	0		Effect: "[800]Chocolate Reign", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2010-02"
7068	dry extra-polymerized polarized single of Donho's Bubbly Ballad	0		Effect: "The Magical Mojomuscular Melody", Effect Duration: 21
7069	Discontent&trade; Winter Garden Catalog	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-01"
7070	narrow packet of winter seeds	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7071	tasty snow berries	4	awesome	Last Available: "2014-01"
7072	flavorless ice harvest	4	decent	Last Available: "2014-01"
7073	pickled frost flower	0		Effect: "[800]Chocolate Reign", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2014-01"
7074	activated blurry snow cleats	0		Effect: "Fancy Feasted", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2014-01"
7075	polarized liquid ice pack	0		Effect: "Cold as Ice", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2014-01"
7076	snow boards	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7077	gigantic delicious snow crab	10	awesome	Last Available: "2014-01"
7078	bad cyan Ice Island Long Tea	3	decent	Last Available: "2014-01"
7079	mirror unfinished ice sculpture	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7080	ice sculpture	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7081	ice house	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7082	snow machine	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7083	snow mobile of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Lasts Until Rollover, Lantern: 1, Lantern Element: "Cold", Last Available: "2014-01"
7084	skewed narrow savvy ice bucket	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2014-01"
7085	red Jack Frost's wholesome snow shovel	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2014-01"
7086	yellow executive chilly wizardly bod-ice	0		Mysticality: +25, Cold Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +40, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2014-01"
7087	perfumed Tesla thinker's snow belt of the glutton	0		Mysticality: +10, Stench Resistance: +5, Food Drop: +100, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2014-01"
7088	sizzling clever extremely unsafe ice nine of the storm	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Maximum MP: +20, Hot Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2014-01"
7089	shaking snow fort	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7090	weak perfectly mixed En Una Fila Tequila	2	EPIC	
7091	Skully's hot chocolate	1	EPIC	
7092	fuchsia family-friendly studded warbear dress helmet	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-12"
7093	Annie Oakley's arcane researcher's warbear dress bracers	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
7094	brawny warbear dress greaves of the glutton	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Food Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-12"
7095	rosewater-soaked ribald sweatband	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2014-12"
7096	scandalous Temple Grandin's gym shorts	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Sleaze Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xGhuol, cap 25", Last Available: "2014-12"
7097	narrow dangerous Da Vinci's ankleweights	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Weapon Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-12"
7098	blinking MacGyver's occult educational slick sweat socks	0		Moxie: +10, Experience: +1, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Maximum MP: +100, Drops Items, Last Available: "2014-12"
7099	pint of sweat	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7100	Jerks' Health&trade; Magazine	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7101	compressed tumbling Five Second Energy&trade;	1		Last Available: "2014-12"
7102	mirror pixie axie	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7103	quadruple-liquefied quantum powder	0		Effect: "Gobliny Flavor", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2014-12"
7104	sizzling licorice whip	0		Hot Damage: +10, Last Available: "2014-12"
7105	anise-flavored venom	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7106	artisanal boozy snakebite	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-12"
7107	jittery Jack Frost's Da Vinci's candy stick	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2014-12"
7108	massive stale pecan	8	decent	Last Available: "2014-12"
7109	rotten pecan pie	3	crappy	Last Available: "2014-12"
7110	chocolate-stained collar	0		Candy Drop: +25, Last Available: "2014-12"
7111	rotten candy mountain oyster	3	crappy	Last Available: "2014-12"
7112	artisanal chocotini	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-12"
7113	gray up-at-dawn perfumed chilly chocolate rabbit's foot	0		Cold Damage: +5, Stench Resistance: +5, Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2014-12"
7114	delicious candy carrot	4	awesome	Last Available: "2014-12"
7115	miniature adequate red ghostly candy carrot cake	2	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7116	toasty carrot-on-a-stick of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Hot Damage: +5, Last Available: "2014-12"
7117	extremely unsafe groovy weasel stomping pants	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xGhoul, cap 20", Last Available: "2014-12"
7118	immense flavorless shaking mulberry	6	decent	Last Available: "2014-12"
7119	watered-down lousy skewed mulled berry wine	2	decent	Last Available: "2014-12"
7120	lemony scales	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7121	lemon party hat of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, cap 12", Last Available: "2014-12"
7122	wholesome lemon shirt	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2014-12"
7123	flame-retardant lemon drop trousers	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato, cap 12", Last Available: "2014-12"
7124	irradiated concentrated pickled green lemonhead caviar	0		Effect: "Blood-Gorged", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2014-12"
7125	veiny gummi sword of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Maximum HP: +10, Last Available: "2014-12"
7126	concentrated small gummi fin	0		Effect: "Spookyravin'", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2014-12"
7127	healthy chocolate cow bone	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2014-12"
7128	frozen warmed gummi fang	0		Effect: "Angry like the Wolf", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2014-12"
7129	rotten green leftover canap&eacute;s	3	crappy	Last Available: "2014-12"
7130	practically non-alcoholic drinkable magnum of champagne	1	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7131	squat experienced savvy stylish cow creamer	0		Moxie: +25, Mysticality Percent: +20, Experience: +2, Last Available: "2014-12"
7132	moist liquefied Outer Wolf&trade; cologne	0		Effect: "Macho, Macho Dog", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2014-12"
7133	jittery upside-down lupine appetite hormones	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7134	lard-coated wolf whistle of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blow Wolf Whistle", Last Available: "2014-12"
7135	immense normal witch's bread	9	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7136	deionized twirling witch's brew	0		Effect: "Sharpened Sweet Tooth", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2014-12"
7137	lightning-fast energetic witch's bra of Gandalf	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2014-12"
7138	perfectly mixed mid-level medieval mead	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-12"
7139	nitrogenated dry R&uuml;mpelstiltz	0		Effect: "Grumpy and Ornery", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2014-12"
7140	spinning wheel	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7141	chilled activated hi-octane carrot juice	0		Effect: "Feet of Grapefruit", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2014-12"
7142	irradiated twirling hare brush	0		Effect: "Human-Hippy Hybrid", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2014-12"
7143	hare pin of James Dean of the empath	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Familiar Weight: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-12"
7144	odd coin	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7145	rotten massive cinnamon cannoli	9	crappy	Last Available: "2014-12"
7146	aged mirror expensive champagne	4	awesome	Last Available: "2014-12"
7147	wet polo trophy	0		Effect: "Mad at Science", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2014-12"
7148	oil painting	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7149	rosary	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7150	wobbly ornate dowsing rod	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7151	gray straw	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7152		0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7153	clay	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7154	purple filling	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7155	huge parchment	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7156	spinning gray glass	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7157	wobbly wool rosy-cheeked fire hose of the early riser	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Cold Resistance: +1, Adventures: +7, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xVolley, cap 37", Last Available: "2014-12"
7158	jumbo rotten fireman's lunch	5	crappy	Last Available: "2014-12"
7159	greasy shellacked sinister plain paper hat	0		Spell Damage: +10, Damage Reduction: 7, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, cap 37", Last Available: "2014-12"
7160	normal ice cream sandwich	3	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7161	Temple Grandin's dance instructor's &quot;honey&quot; dipper of extreme caution	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Monster Level: -25, Familiar Weight: +7, Last Available: "2014-12"
7162	snack-sized flavorless plumber's lunch	2	decent	Last Available: "2014-12"
7163	wobbly flame-wreathed wicked skull gearshift knob of the glutton	0		Spell Damage: +5, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2014-12"
7164	flavorless nachos of the night	3	decent	Last Available: "2014-12"
7165	yellow censurious supercharged Rosewater's Sketcherz&trade;	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2014-12"
7166	spoiled special small can of Adultwitch&trade;	2	crappy	Effect: "Gr8ness", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2014-12"
7167	adjusted pulsating smudge stick	0		Effect: "Haunted Liver", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2014-12"
7168	ionized wall	0		Effect: "Brother Flying Burrito's Blessing", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2014-12"
7169	tolerable tankard of ale	3	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7170	chilled extra-wet squat scroll case	0		Effect: "Clean-Shaven", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2014-12"
7171	double-Vulcanized jug of &quot;wine&quot;	0		Effect: "In the Limelight", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2014-12"
7172	juggling ball	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7173	crappy camera	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7174	low-calorie yummy purple spinning humble pie	1	awesome	Last Available: "2014-12"
7175	small golem	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7176	skewed shaking crappy camera	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7177	improved nitrogenated crappy waiter disguise	0		Effect: "Ass Over Teakettle", Effect Duration: 42
7178	lime green bouncing Copperhead Charm	0		
7179	bouncing huge The First Pizza	0		
7180	jittery The Lacrosse Stick of Lacoronado	0		
7181	The Eye of the Stars	0		
7182	jittery The Stankara Stone	0		
7183	spinning Murphy's Rancid Black Flag	0		
7184	shaking pulsating The Shield of Brook	0		
7185	Red Zeppelin ticket	0		
7186	Copperhead Charm (rampant)	0		
7187	enchanted mediocre irresponsibly strong unnamed cocktail	9	decent	Effect: "Army of One", Effect Duration: 25
7188	handful of tips	0		
7189	ribald unrequired jacket	0		Sleaze Damage: +10
7190	sharpshooter's tommy gun	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unload Tommy Gun"
7191	mirror twirling drum of tommy ammo	0		
7192	throwing knife	0		
7193	throwing spoon	0		
7194	throwing fork	0		
7195	jittery rock-hard breadchucks of the blizzard	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Cold Spell Damage: +25
7196	shuriken salad	0		
7197	combat fan of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60
7198	Socratic silk skirt of the cheetah	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Initiative: +60, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 38"
7199	blowdart	0		
7200	narrow banded Buddy Bjorn	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2014-02"
7201	jittery blue tumbling avaricious ruddy The Nuge's favorite crossbow of the sweet-tooth	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Meat Drop: +30, Candy Drop: +100
7202	rotten tiny sweet roll Alabama	1	crappy	
7203	Saturday Night Special of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50
7204	upside-down lynyrd snare	0		
7205	smartaleck's fleetwood chain	0		Moxie Percent: +30
7206	hand-crafted blinking Green Manalishi	3	EPIC	
7207	blade of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25
7208	fire of unknown origin	0		
7209	skewed twirling eagle's milk	1	good	
7210	energized eagle feather	0		Effect: "Healthy Blue Glow", Effect Duration: 25
7211	liquefied corrupted ghostly one pill	0		Effect: "Black Lung", Effect Duration: 44
7212	gray extremely unsafe Jefferson wings	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100
7213	fleetwood macaroni	0		
7214	twirling cheesy eagle sauce	0		
7215	stale super-sized fleetwood mac 'n' cheese	5	decent	
7216	lynyrd skin	0		
7217	crafty lynyrdskin cap	0		Maximum MP: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xVolley, cap 42"
7218	tumbling squat Tesla lynyrdskin tunic	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
7219	grievous lynyrdskin breeches	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1.5xGhuol, cap 42"
7220	cigarette lighter	0		
7221	priceless diamond	0		
7222	drinkable practically non-alcoholic yellow Flamin' Whatshisname	1	good	
7223	quadruple-anodized lynyrd musk	0		Effect: "Blessing of Charcoatl", Effect Duration: 49
7224	olive sizzling vibrating Kashmir sweater	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Hot Damage: +10
7225	bland tiny custard pie	1	decent	
7226	cyan tea for one	1	EPIC	
7227	watered-down hand-crafted bottle of Evermore	2	EPIC	
7228	box	0		
7229	smooth special wine	4	awesome	Effect: "Haunted Stomach", Effect Duration: 30
7230	acceptable rum	3	good	
7231	triple-distilled artisanal Murderer's Punch	8	EPIC	
7232	stale velvet cake	4	decent	
7233	triple-alkaline wobbly letter	0		Effect: "Don't Rest Ye, Bold Adventurer", Effect Duration: 68
7234	purple zippy Tesla book	0		Initiative: +20, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
7235	scorching smartaleck's masque	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Hot Damage: +25, Single Equip
7236	rosy-cheeked red-hot poker	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30
7237	Red X Shield of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20
7238	fortified Socratic badge	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Damage Absorption: +60, Single Equip
7239	curative shirt of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
7240	Oprah's coat of the empath	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Familiar Weight: +5
7241	upside-down family-friendly deadly shoe	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Single Equip
7242	cyan bouncing button	0		
7243	button	0		
7244	concentrated jittery blood cells	0		Effect: "Inappropriate Spirit", Effect Duration: 69
7245	Vulcanized green eye	0		Effect: "Flimsy Shield of the Pastalord", Effect Duration: 55
7246	glark cable	0		
7247	greedy asbestos-lined Red Fox glove	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +20, Attacks Can't Miss, Single Equip
7248	denatured pulsating pulsating foxglove	0		Effect: "Briny Blood", Effect Duration: 44
7249	blue Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette	0		
7250	prompt coward's vibrating Sneaky Pete's jacket of the empath	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Monster Level: -20, Familiar Weight: +5, Adventures: +3, Softcore Only, Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-03", Softcore Only: [1-path(Avatar of Sneaky Pete)]
7251	jug of Sneaky Pete's Mojo	0		Free Pull
7252	wobbly shot of Sneaky Pete's Mojo	0		Free Pull
7253	Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy	0		
7254	ghostly really cocktail shaker	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7255	artisanal mini-martini	4	EPIC	
7256	green smoke grenade	0		
7257	powdered molotov soda	1	EPIC	
7258	pressed pile of ashes	0		Effect: "Puddingface", Effect Duration: 42
7259	squat crate of firebombs	0		
7260	firebomb	0		
7261	Jeselnik's educational sage Sneaky Pete's basket	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Experience: +1, Sleaze Damage: +25
7262	pulsating &quot;I Love Me, Vol. I&quot;	0		
7263	tumbling photograph of a dog	0		
7264	photograph of a nugget	0		
7265	photograph of an ostrich egg	0		
7266	disposable instant camera	0		
7267	gravedigger's banded Sneaky Pete's jacket (collar popped) of the storm of the businessman	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Spooky Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +50, Softcore Only, Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-03", Softcore Only: [1-path(Avatar of Sneaky Pete)]
7268	Letter for Melvign the Gnome	0		
7269	narrow Professor What garment	0		
7270	&quot;2 Love Me, Vol. 2&quot;	0		
7271	teal Thinknerd Blind-Packed Toy	0		
7272	purple blurry experienced plastic Professor What	0		Experience: +2
7273	plastic Jared the Duskwalker of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25
7274	plastic Duke Starkiller of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20
7275	lime green resourceful plastic Gary Claybender	0		Maximum MP: +50
7276	plastic Captain Kerkard of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50
7277	galvanized tumbling robot grease	0		Effect: "Cravin' for a Ravin'", Effect Duration: 67
7278	returned Thinknerd package	0		
7279	polarized wind-up Whatsian robot	0		Effect: "Tingly Elbows", Effect Duration: 62
7280	dry ionized wind-up vampire teeth	0		Effect: "Engorged Weapon", Effect Duration: 39
7281	improved enhanced wind-up navigation droid	0		Effect: "Hella Smooth", Effect Duration: 59
7282	cold-filtered magnetized altered lime green wind-up owl	0		Effect: "Boilermade", Effect Duration: 62
7283	cold-filtered magnetized wind-up ensign	0		Effect: "Jacked In", Effect Duration: 59
7284	twirling Tesla Oprah's crying statue earrings	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover
7285	brainy plastic Duskwalker necklace	0		Mysticality: +5, Item Drop: +5, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover
7286	energetic personal trainer's plastic replica blaster pistol	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Lasts Until Rollover
7287	dog trainer's Gary Claybender's Time Screwer of the sewer	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Stench Damage: +25, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover
7288	shaking perfumed energetic Space Tourist palmdoctor	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Stench Resistance: +5, Lasts Until Rollover
7289	mirror dog trainer's friendly wholesome amok putter	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Familiar Weight: +3, Experience (familiar): +1
7290	special adequate amok pudding	3	good	Effect: "Discomfited", Effect Duration: 40
7291	deactivated putty buddy	0		
7292	putty coat	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7293	diffused aerosolized jittery can of V-11	0		Effect: "Elemental Saucesphere", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2014-03"
7294	wobbly rosy-cheeked elevennis shoes of the sweet-tooth	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2014-03"
7295	spinning elevent	0		Last Available: "2014-03"
7296	up-at-dawn wholesome elevenderizing hammer	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2014-03"
7297	shaking energetic Professor What T-Shirt	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20
7298	jittery green heavy-duty bendy straw	0		
7299	ghostly pellet of plant food	0		
7300	sewing kit	0		
7301	Spookyraven billiards room key	0		
7302	Spookyraven library key	0		
7303	Lady Spookyraven's necklace	0		
7304	telegram from Lady Spookyraven	0		
7305	Lady Spookyraven's powder puff	0		
7306	Lady Spookyraven's finest gown	0		
7307	fuchsia Lady Spookyraven's dancing shoes	0		
7308	modified blue eyebrow pencil	0		Effect: "Sweet Nostalgia", Effect Duration: 29
7309	double-dry rosewater cream	0		Effect: "Deadly Flashing Blade", Effect Duration: 61
7310	electrified polymerized bronzer	0		Effect: "Held Closer", Effect Duration: 66
7311	aromatic elegant nightstick of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Stench Resistance: +1
7312	still grill	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-06"
7313	tumbling box of hickory chips	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7314	poppet	0		
7315	mirror rickety rocking horse	0		
7316	shaking jack-in-the-box	0		
7317	jar of baby ghosts	0		
7318	spinning executive curative ghost of a necklace of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Meat Drop: +40, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
7319	Elizabeth's Dollie of temperance of the cheetah	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Initiative: +60
7320	tarnished quantum magnetized Elizabeth's paintbrush	0		Effect: "Permanent Halloween", Effect Duration: 51
7321	auspicious personal trainer's Stephen's lab coat	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Item Drop: +10
7322	anodized polymerized Stephen's secret formula	0		Effect: "Twenty-three Squid, Ew", Effect Duration: 13
7323	Jim Carey's boxer's Jacob's rung	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Monster Level: +25
7324	denatured tumbling fuchsia skewed battery	1		Effect: "Bananas!", Effect Duration: 30
7325	artisanal boozy snakebite	5	EPIC	
7326	prompt lard-coated rubber ribcage	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Adventures: +3
7327	denatured twirling synthetic marrow	1		
7328	super-nitrogenated irradiated triple-activated funny bone	0		Effect: "Carol of the Bones", Effect Duration: 18
7329	horrifying scorching half-melted spoon	0		Hot Damage: +25, Spooky Damage: +25
7330	dehydrated fuchsia the funk	1		
7331	bland jittery gunky chicken	4	decent	
7332	blinking personal trainer's doll head	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10
7333	droopy doll eye	0		
7334	voice box	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Pull Voice Box String"
7335	jittery ribald paddle-ball of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Sleaze Damage: +10
7336	vacuum-sealed polarized sound effects record	0		Effect: "Painted-On Bikini", Effect Duration: 47
7337	skewed alphabet block	0		
7338	galvanized deionized jittery dancer	0		Effect: "Egg on your Face", Effect Duration: 29
7339	jittery music box mechanism	0		
7340	moose antlers of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep, cap 27"
7341	cold-filtered yellow moose thought	0		Effect: "Category", Effect Duration: 42
7342	decent moose chocolate	4	good	
7343	triple-distilled acceptable blurry painting of a glass of wine	10	good	
7344	oil painting of yourself	0		
7345	mirror blurry ornate picture frame	0		
7346	doll-eye amulet	0		Single Equip
7347	tumbling aromatic ghost toga of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Stench Resistance: +1
7348	adequate narrow sheet cake	3	good	
7349	ghost key	0		
7350	picture of you	0		
7351	tumbling chaotic Tesla Staff of the Electric Range of incineration	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +50, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
7352	rotten deluxe layer cake	3	crappy	
7353	wobbly chunk of hot iron	0		
7354	weak lousy red-hot boilermaker	2	decent	
7355	mirror boxer's coal shovel	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Shovel Hot Coal"
7356	cold-filtered dry mirror hot coal	0		Effect: "Joy", Effect Duration: 50
7357	pickled coal dust	0		Effect: "Faboooo", Effect Duration: 37
7358	greasy rock-hard Bram's choker of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Damage Reduction: 5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
7359	plaid swatch	0		
7360	plaid bandage	0		
7361	Van der Graaf plaid pocket square	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
7362	mirror nippy healthy plaid skirt	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Cold Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 38"
7363	triple-quantum bloodstain stick	0		Effect: "Spookyravin'", Effect Duration: 15
7364	fabric softener	0		
7365	nitrogenated jittery fabric hardener	0		Effect: "Frozen Hands", Effect Duration: 60
7366	perfectly mixed pulsating bottle of laundry sherry	3	EPIC	
7367	moist industrial strength starch	0		Effect: "Sweet and Green", Effect Duration: 13, Wiki Name: "industrial strength starch"
7368	massive tasty extra-flat panini	7	awesome	
7369	oxidized oxidized squat mangled finger	0		Effect: "So You Can Work More...", Effect Duration: 59
7370	triple-distilled acceptable Psychotic Train wine	10	good	
7371	crazy hobo notebook	0		
7372	decent red pie man was not meant to eat	4	good	
7373	mirror careful sommelier's towel	0		Monster Level: -10
7374	wizardly tarnished tastevin	0		Mysticality: +25, Single Equip
7375	jumbo stale actual tapas	5	decent	
7376	ghast iron ingot	0		
7377	pulsating banded strapping ghast iron cleaver	0		Muscle: +5, Damage Absorption: +100
7378	mansplainer's baleful ghast iron Garibaldi	0		Spell Damage: +25, Monster Level: +15, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 14"
7379	executive greasy ghast iron heater shield	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +40
7380	energetic rosy-cheeked ghast iron codpiece	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 42"
7381	lime green chilly Pendant of Gargalesis	0		Cold Damage: +5
7382	blue Little Geneticist DNA-Splicing Lab	0		Last Available: "2014-04"
7383	DNA extraction syringe	0		Last Available: "2014-04"
7384	polarized warmed Gene Tonic: Dude	0		Effect: "Stone-Faced", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2014-04"
7385	anodized boiled Gene Tonic: Beast	0		Effect: "Greasy Visage", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2014-04"
7386	Vulcanized purple Gene Tonic: Construct	0		Effect: "Hiding in Plain Sight", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2014-04"
7387	pressed dry Gene Tonic: Undead	0		Effect: "All Is Forgiven", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2014-04"
7388	altered Gene Tonic: Humanoid	0		Effect: "The Halls of Moxiousness", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2014-04"
7389	alkaline huge Gene Tonic: Insect	0		Effect: "20/20 Vision", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2014-04"
7390	polarized energized double-frozen Gene Tonic: Hippy	0		Effect: "The Two-Prong Crown", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2014-04"
7391	warmed unsweetened Gene Tonic: Orc	0		Effect: "Waxing", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2014-04"
7392	polymerized modified blinking Gene Tonic: Demon	0		Effect: "Optimist Primal", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2014-04"
7393	cold-filtered blinking Gene Tonic: Horror	0		Effect: "Cybernetic Muscles", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2014-04"
7394	corrupted anodized red Gene Tonic: Fish	0		Effect: "Big Meat Big Prizes", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2014-04"
7395	flattened squat Gene Tonic: Goblin	0		Effect: "Thicker, Sicker", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2014-04"
7396	Vulcanized boiled blurry Gene Tonic: Pirate	0		Effect: "Castaway Physique", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2014-04"
7397	improved Gene Tonic: Plant	0		Effect: "You Ate Some Hemp Candy", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2014-04"
7398	quadruple-quantum Gene Tonic: Weird	0		Effect: "Slimily Speedy", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2014-04"
7399	wet shaking Gene Tonic: Elf	0		Effect: "Human-Demon Hybrid", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2014-04"
7400	aerosolized altered extra-flattened Gene Tonic: Mer-kin	0		Effect: "Gunky Dory", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2014-04"
7401	extra-frozen wobbly Gene Tonic: Slime	0		Effect: "Liquidy Smoky", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2014-04"
7402	modified Gene Tonic: Penguin	0		Effect: "Greedy Resolve", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2014-04"
7403	frozen liquefied skewed Gene Tonic: Elemental	0		Effect: "The Smile of Mr. A.", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2014-04"
7404	aerosolized Gene Tonic: Constellation	0		Effect: "Super-Mega-Ultra-Charged", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2014-04"
7405	triple-electrified Gene Tonic: Hobo	0		Effect: "Bastard!", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2014-04"
7406	spinning Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#1)	0		
7407	green Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#2)	0		
7408	Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#3)	0		
7409	twirling Steam Card: Space Trip (#1)	0		
7410	Steam Card: Space Trip (#2)	0		
7411	Steam Card: Space Trip (#3)	0		
7412	Steam Card: Meteoid (#1)	0		
7413	Steam Card: Meteoid (#2)	0		
7414	Steam Card: Meteoid (#3)	0		
7415	Steam Card: DemonStar (#1)	0		
7416	Steam Card: DemonStar (#2)	0		
7417	red Steam Card: DemonStar (#3)	0		
7418	blurry Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#1)	0		
7419	Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#2)	0		
7420	red Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#3)	0		
7421	pencil thin mushroom	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7422	Paradaisical Cheeseburger recipe	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7423	shaking blinking salty sailor salt	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7424	spinning bike rental broupon	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7425	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Cocktail Sauce Bottle	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7426	green sprinkle shaker	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7427	electrified pickled sleight-of-hand mushroom	0		Effect: "Marinated", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2014-05"
7428	purple Taco Dan's Taco Stand's Taco Receipt	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7429	maroon blinking Beach Buck	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7430	cold-filtered cyan Fun-Guy spore	0		Effect: "Turkey-Agitated", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2014-05"
7431	electrified Vulcanized altered blurry green Boletus Broletus mushroom	0		Effect: "Very Clean Guns", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2014-05"
7432	triple-wet improved Omphalotus Omphaloskepsis mushroom	0		Effect: "Happy Trails", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2014-05"
7433	ionized lime green shaking Gyromitra Dynomita mushroom	0		Effect: "Artificially Sweet", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2014-05"
7434	triple-pressed Helvella Haemophilia mushroom	0		Effect: "Wasabi With You", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2014-05"
7435	Vulcanized Stemonitis Staticus mushroom	0		Effect: "Concentration", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2014-05"
7436	polymerized galvanized yellow Tremella Tarantella mushroom	0		Effect: "Violent Night", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2014-05"
7437	lime green Pastaco shell	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7438	adequate Beefy Crunch Pastaco	4	good	Last Available: "2014-05"
7439	spoiled fuchsia Brain Food Pastaco	3	crappy	Last Available: "2014-05"
7440	moldy Cool Brunch Pastaco	4	crappy	Last Available: "2014-05"
7441	adequate jumbo Medical Pastaco	5	good	Last Available: "2014-05"
7442	bland thick Energy Buzz Pastaco	5	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7443	normal bite-sized red Ludovico Pastaco	1	good	Last Available: "2014-05"
7444	smooth spirit-forward overpowering mushroom wine	5	awesome	Last Available: "2014-05"
7445	watered-down mediocre complex mushroom wine	2	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7446	drinkable smooth mushroom wine	3	good	Last Available: "2014-05"
7447	perfectly mixed watered-down blood-red mushroom wine	2	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	Last Available: "2014-05"
7448	aged extra-dry buzzing mushroom wine	5	awesome	Last Available: "2014-05"
7449	practically non-alcoholic lousy twirling ghostly swirling mushroom wine	1	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7450	small adequate Taco Dan's Basic Taco Dan Taco	2	good	Last Available: "2014-05"
7451	bland small Taco Dan's Taco Fish Fish Taco	2	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7452	Taco Dan's Super Taco-Riffic Taco Sauce!	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7453	watered-down smooth special wobbly regular-size brogurt	2	awesome	Effect: "Armored Innards", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2014-05"
7454	tolerable practically non-alcoholic super-size brogurt	1	good	Last Available: "2014-05"
7455	drinkable special broberry brogurt	3	good	Effect: "Night of the Nachos", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2014-05"
7456	delicious brocolate brogurt	4	awesome	Last Available: "2014-05"
7457	drinkable huge lime green French bronilla brogurt	3	good	Last Available: "2014-05"
7458	History's Most Offensive Jokes, Vol. IX	0		Skill: "Unoffendable", Last Available: "2014-05"
7459	spinning tumbling Now You're Cooking With Grease	0		Skill: "Grease Up", Last Available: "2014-05"
7460	Sloppy Seconds Diner Employee Handbook	0		Skill: "Sloppy Secrets", Last Available: "2014-05"
7461	tumbling industrial strength anti-fungal spray	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7462	Brogre brorts of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xGhuol, cap 25", Last Available: "2014-05"
7463	beefcake's Brogre brolo shirt	0		Muscle: +25, Last Available: "2014-05"
7464	jittery olive tumbling wholesome Brogre bucket hat	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr, cap 14", Last Available: "2014-05"
7465	yellow Spring Break Beach tattoo coupon	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7466	airplane charter: Spring Break Beach	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-05"
7467	upside-down one-day ticket to Spring Break Beach	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7468	studded 8-billed baseball cap of the cougar of the blizzard	0		Moxie: +20, Damage Absorption: +80, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr, cap 12", Last Available: "2014-05"
7469	narrow skewed thinker's extremely wet T-shirt of extreme caution of incineration	0		Mysticality: +10, Monster Level: -25, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2014-05"
7470	twirling wholesome shellacked stylish shrimp fork	0		Moxie: +25, Damage Reduction: 7, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2014-05"
7471	deionized polarized huge BROS Energy Drink	0		Effect: "Meadulla Oblongota", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2014-05"
7472	non-wet twirling go-go potion	0		Effect: "Perfect Hair", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2014-05"
7473	quadruple-wet modified upside-down shrimp cocktail	0		Effect: "Blessing of Bulbazinalli", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2014-05"
7474	chilled Yolo&trade; chocolates	0		Effect: "Tenacity of the Snapper", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2020-09"
7475	rosy-cheeked string of moist beads	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2014-05"
7476	Ultimate Mind Destroyer	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7477	ionized dry blinking Meat-inflating powder	0		Effect: "Creepin' Up on You", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2014-05"
7478	upside-down possessed sugar cube	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7479	electrified irradiated sugar fairy	0		Effect: "Yuletide Mutations", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2014-05"
7480	liquefied colloidal mirror sugar bunny	0		Effect: "Ghost Finger", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2014-05"
7481	sweet tooth	0		Last Available: "2014-05", Wiki Name: "sweet tooth"
7482	watered-down artisanal Rompedores de Fantasmas	2	EPIC	
7483	weak artisanal La Fantasma y La Oscuridad	2	EPIC	
7484	mediocre Fantasma en la M&aacute;quina	4	decent	
7485	loosening powder	0		
7486	castoreum	0		
7487	drain dissolver	0		
7488	triple-distilled turpentine	0		
7489	detartrated anhydrous sublicalc	0		
7490	triatomaceous dust	0		
7491	distilled tolerable bottle of Chateau de Vinegar	5	good	
7492	mirror tumbling blue shaking blasting soda	0		
7493	unstable fulminate	0		
7494	narrow wine bomb	0		
7495	huge recipe: mortar-dissolving solution	0		
7496	bottled day	0		
7497	squat ghost formula	0		
7498	Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette	0		
7499	corrupted flattened flattened purple Hot 'n' Scarys	0		Effect: "Danish Cunning", Effect Duration: 19
7500	map	0		
7501	twirling	0		
7502	corrupted polarized pickled blurry Texas tea	0		Effect: "You're Rubber", Effect Duration: 63
7503	careful dark hamethyst ring	0		Monster Level: -10
7504	squat dark baconstone ring of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50
7505	shaking smooth dark porquoise ring	0		Moxie: +15
7506	Da Vinci's book of doom	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +50
7507	cloak of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15
7508	label	0		
7509	yummy Mornington crescent roll	3	awesome	
7510	chilled colloidal spinning eye shadow	0		Effect: "Well-preserved", Effect Duration: 54
7511	crumbling wheel	0		
7512	magnetized purple poppy	0		Effect: "Blessing of Charcoatl", Effect Duration: 14
7513	opium grenade	0		
7514	wobbly duonoculars of the blizzard of the glutton	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Food Drop: +100, Single Equip
7515	spinning twirling plastic rock	0		
7516	red witch's spare house key	0		
7517	sage spider leg of the cheetah	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Initiative: +60
7518	wand of pigification	0		
7519	irresponsibly strong aged glass of bourbon	10	awesome	
7520	twirling burned government manual fragment	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7521	normal government cheese	3	good	Last Available: "2014-05"
7522	cool pair of government shades	0		Moxie: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-05"
7523	squat space junk	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7524	aerosolized twirling government	0		Effect: "Intimidating Mien", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2014-05"
7525	unsweetened jittery alien drugs	0		Effect: "Amorous Avarice", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2023-09"
7526	weird space book	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7527	alien force field disruptor bean	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7528	lion tamer's wholesome government-issued night-vision goggles	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Experience (familiar): +2, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-05"
7529	decent lime green loaf of alien bread	4	good	Last Available: "2014-05"
7530	decent jumbo grilled cheese sandwich	5	good	Last Available: "2014-05"
7531	mixed skewed blurry alien protein powder	1	good	Last Available: "2014-05"
7532	weak smooth rocket fuel	2	awesome	Last Available: "2014-05"
7533	spinning alien source code printout	0		Skill: "Alien Source Code", Last Available: "2014-05"
7534	pulsating alien source code printout (used)	0		Skill: "Alien Source Code", Last Available: "2014-05"
7535	mediocre watered-down stealth bomber	2	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7536	space beast fur	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7537	twitching space egg	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7538	upside-down ramekin of space nuts	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2014-05"
7539	huge space beast fur hat of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley", Last Available: "2014-05"
7540	space beast fur pants of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley", Last Available: "2014-05"
7541	purple supercharged space beast fur whip	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2014-05"
7542	space invader	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7543	greedy forbidden space heater	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Meat Drop: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heat Space", Last Available: "2014-05"
7544	space bar	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7545	aged space port	4	awesome	Last Available: "2014-05"
7546	narrow teal steel-toed beefcake's space needle	0		Muscle: +25, Damage Reduction: 9, Last Available: "2014-05"
7547	energized buffed alien drugs	0		Effect: "Seeing Colors", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2014-05"
7548	olive hot ashes	0		Last Available: "2014-06"
7549	boiled shaking ash soda	0		Effect: "Creepin' Up on You", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2014-06"
7550	triple-activated liquid smoke	0		Effect: "Sugary Tongue", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2014-06"
7551	energized moist dollop of barbecue sauce	0		Effect: "Newt Gets In Your Eyes", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2014-06"
7552	enhanced vacuum-sealed bowl of marinade	0		Effect: "The Style... of the Future", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2014-06"
7553	shaker of dry rub	0		Last Available: "2014-06"
7554	double-moist bottle of lighter fluid	0		Effect: "Human-Machine Hybrid", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2014-06"
7555	page	0		
7556	elephant gift	0		
7557	irradiated galvanized blood cells	0		Effect: "Sharpened Sweet Tooth", Effect Duration: 64
7558	hand-crafted shaking wine	4	EPIC	
7559	frozen gummi turtle	0		Effect: "Glo-Face", Effect Duration: 43
7560	turtle-shaped rock	0		
7561	cold-filtered unsweetened jittery giraffe-necked turtle	0		Effect: "Some Cheese with Your Wine", Effect Duration: 62
7562	double-flattened anodized musk turtle	0		Effect: "Go Get 'Em, Tiger!", Effect Duration: 67
7563	dry pulsating programmable turtle	0		Effect: "Broken Bone Nubs", Effect Duration: 40
7564	quantum mocking turtle	0		Effect: "Rainbow Bright", Effect Duration: 47
7565	tasty ham steak	4	awesome	
7566	time-twitching toolbelt of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Single Equip, Free Pull
7567	Chroner	0		
7568	twirling Jeselnik's healthy Time Lord Badge of Honor of incineration	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Damage: +25
7569	wool Annie Oakley's Time Bandit Badge of Courage of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Cold Resistance: +1
7570	corrupted activated spinning Friendliness Beverage	0		Effect: "Ooh, Umami!", Effect Duration: 37
7571	lime green therapeutic silent pea shooter of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
7572	tiny moldy D roll	1	crappy	
7573	Temple Grandin's weightlifter's kiwi beak	0		Muscle: +15, Familiar Weight: +7
7574	hand-crafted practically non-alcoholic ghostly New Zealand iced tea	1	super EPIC	
7575	flame-retardant steel-toed droll monocle	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Hot Resistance: +1, Single Equip
7576	enhanced non-polymerized future drug: Muscularactum	0		Effect: "Raging Animal", Effect Duration: 69
7577	double-liquefied triple-electrified future drug: Smartinex	0		Effect: "Lobos Fresh", Effect Duration: 21
7578	boiled lime green future drug: Coolscaline	0		Effect: "Bone Homie", Effect Duration: 34
7579	huge twitching time capsule	0		
7580	compressed blue liquid shifting time weirdness	1		
7581	shifting time weirdness	0		Adventures: +4, PvP Fights: +4
7582	stale massive rack of dinosaur ribs	9	decent	
7583	triple-distilled acceptable scotch on the rocks	8	good	
7584	MacGyver's sage yabba dabba doo rag	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Maximum MP: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 27"
7585	family-friendly Oprah's wooly loincloth	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 27"
7586	blinking upside-down helix fossil	0		
7587	blurry S.S. Ticket	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7588	Clan speakeasy	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-07"
7589	smooth weak glass of &quot;milk&quot;	2	awesome	Last Available: "2014-07"
7590	hand-crafted weak cup of &quot;tea&quot;	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-07"
7591	delicious watered-down thermos of &quot;whiskey&quot;	2	awesome	Last Available: "2014-07"
7592	artisanal watered-down Lucky Lindy	2	super ultra EPIC	Last Available: "2014-07"
7593	delicious Bee's Knees	3	awesome	Last Available: "2014-07"
7594	drinkable jittery Sockdollager	4	good	Last Available: "2014-07"
7595	irresponsibly strong drinkable Ish Kabibble	7	good	Last Available: "2014-07"
7596	hand-crafted olive Hot Socks	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-07"
7597	artisanal Phonus Balonus	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-07"
7598	aged practically non-alcoholic upside-down Flivver	1	awesome	Last Available: "2014-07"
7599	enchanted hand-crafted Sloppy Jalopy	3	super EPIC	Effect: "On the Trolley", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2014-07"
7600	non-irradiated olive flame	0		Effect: "Concentrated Concentration", Effect Duration: 23
7601	denatured warmed temporary yak tattoo	0		Effect: "Dirty Pear", Effect Duration: 17
7602	alkaline Fitspiration&trade; poster	0		Effect: "Bestial Sympathy", Effect Duration: 43
7603	non-oxidized cold-filtered neckbeard	0		Effect: "Starry-Eyed", Effect Duration: 11
7604	extra-warmed artisanal hand-squeezed wheatgrass juice	0		Effect: "It's Electric!", Effect Duration: 57
7605	vacuum-sealed modified anodized punk patch	0		Effect: "Mana Tea", Effect Duration: 68
7606	ionized modified pressed ghostly steampunk potion	0		Effect: "familiar.enq", Effect Duration: 23
7607	ionized polymerized vial of swamp vapors	0		Effect: "The Magic of Sharing", Effect Duration: 18
7608	colloidal upside-down turtle mud	0		Effect: "Dirge of Dreadfulness", Effect Duration: 44
7609	chilled Redeye&trade; Eyedrops	0		Effect: "Muscularrr", Effect Duration: 35
7610	irradiated galvanized Dweebisol&trade; inhaler	0		Effect: "Stimulated Brain", Effect Duration: 50
7611	tarnished tarnished tumbling Lewd Lemmy Hair Oil	0		Effect: "Tingly Elbows", Effect Duration: 63
7612	ionized tarnished spinning green tomato soup poster	0		Effect: "Salamander In Your Stomach", Effect Duration: 54
7613	nitrogenated liquefied jittery skewed bubblin' chemistry solution	0		Effect: "Good Motivator", Effect Duration: 16
7614	activated voodoo glowskull	0		Effect: "Egg on your Face", Effect Duration: 31
7615	modified mirror pygmy adder oil	0		Effect: "It's Soporiffic!", Effect Duration: 53
7616	extra-cold-filtered nitrogenated squat pygmy witchhazel	0		Effect: "OMG WTF", Effect Duration: 12
7617	enhanced huge short deposition	0		Effect: "Rushtacean'", Effect Duration: 29
7618	improved shaking straw pole	0		Effect: "Saucefingers", Effect Duration: 47
7619	triple-pickled shaking copperhead potion	0		Effect: "Weird Vibrations", Effect Duration: 40
7620	triple-magnetized teal ninja fear powder	0		Effect: "Cotton Mouthed", Effect Duration: 38
7621	vacuum-sealed super-dry quantum ninja eyeblack	0		Effect: "Liquid Courage", Effect Duration: 64
7622	concentrated quantum concentrated button rouge	0		Effect: "Got Your Boots On", Effect Duration: 16
7623	chilled blurry Red Army camouflage kit	0		Effect: "Bonelording", Effect Duration: 47
7624	corrupted moist lynyrd skinner toothblack	0		Effect: "Grumpy and Ornery", Effect Duration: 46
7625	adjusted flask of rainwater	0		Effect: "Got Your Boots On", Effect Duration: 21
7626	pickled pulsating oyster badge	0		Effect: "Alchemical, Brother", Effect Duration: 27
7627	dry oxidized plastic Jefferson wings	0		Effect: "White Blooded", Effect Duration: 37
7628	oxidized energized dancing fan	0		Effect: "Analog Drunk", Effect Duration: 23
7629	altered page of the Necrohobocon	0		Effect: "Highland Sheen", Effect Duration: 42
7630	denatured magic powder	0		Effect: "Slimily Strong", Effect Duration: 65
7631	liquefied bouncing friar's tonsure	0		Effect: "Brocolate Brostidigitation", Effect Duration: 64
7632	anodized double-warmed government-issue identification badge	0		Effect: "Weird Vibrations", Effect Duration: 34
7633	denatured galvanized spinning red alien hologram projector	0		Effect: "Chain Chain Chains", Effect Duration: 20
7634	concentrated irradiated turtle	0		Effect: "Liquid Courage", Effect Duration: 63
7635	ionized extra-magnetized lime green blurry cigar box turtle	0		Effect: "Vanity Rage", Effect Duration: 12
7636	huge shaking Jack Frost's energetic shellacked shell	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
7637	pillow shell of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
7638	clever whatsit-covered turtle shell	0		Maximum MP: +20, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
7639	energetic oil shell	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
7640	up-at-dawn coward's sharpshooter's turtle shell	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Monster Level: -20, Adventures: +5, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
7641	shocked shell	0		Class: "Turtle Tamer", Damage Aura: 1
7642	wobbly ingot turtle	0		
7643	green duty umbrella	0		Water Level: -2
7644	lime green pool skimmer	0		
7645	life preserver	0		
7646	twirling lime green lightning milk	0		
7647	cyan aquaconda brain	0		
7648	bouncing thunder thigh	0		
7649	vacuum-sealed gourmet gourami oil	0		Effect: "Berry Defensive", Effect Duration: 14
7650	non-warmed ionized catfish whiskers	0		Effect: "Going Ape", Effect Duration: 23
7651	spinning freshwater fishbone	0		
7652	fishbone catcher's mitt	0		
7653	fishbone kneepads	0		Initiative: +60, Single Equip
7654	fishbone corset	0		
7655	fishbone fins	0		Single Equip
7656	fishbone facemask	0		Monster Level: -30
7657	jittery fishbone belt	0		Critical Hit Percent: +25, Weapon Damage: +25, Single Equip
7658	fishbone bracers	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Single Equip
7659	toasty neoprene skullcap	0		Hot Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 16"
7660	magnetized goblin water	0		Effect: "Icy Demeanor", Effect Duration: 68
7661	dumb mud	0		
7662	bland half-sized Sogg-Os	2	decent	
7663	narrow reassuring ruddy deadly Lord Soggyraven's Slippers	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Spooky Resistance: +1, Single Equip
7664	Vulcanized Ancient Protector Soda	0		Effect: "Elron's Explosive Etude", Effect Duration: 23
7665	pickled wet spinning liquid ice	0		Effect: "Gummiheart", Effect Duration: 67
7666	perfectly mixed Wet Russian	4	EPIC	
7667	decent upside-down filet of The Fish	3	good	
7668	Thwaitgold spider statuette	0		
7669	ghostly nippy thunder down underwear of the storm of bravery	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Cold Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +5, Lasts Until Rollover
7670	famous raincoat of the pedagogue of the brazier of the cheetah	0		Experience: +3, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Initiative: +60, Lasts Until Rollover
7671	Temple Grandin's beefy lightning rod of the pedagogue	0		Muscle: +10, Experience: +3, Familiar Weight: +7, Lasts Until Rollover
7672	rosy-cheeked law-abiding citizen cane	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Single Equip
7673	bad legitimate business on the beach	3	decent	
7674	wicked hep waders	0		Spell Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xVolley, cap 12"
7675	normal jive turkey leg	3	good	
7676	birdbone corset of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25
7677	oxidized candy cigarette	0		Effect: "Blessing of Squirtlcthulli", Effect Duration: 37
7678	wobbly 4-dimensional fez of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep, cap 12"
7679	throwing candy	0		
7680	super-absorbent tarp of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3
7681	hand-crafted high-proof unquiet spirits	8	EPIC	
7682	inspector's banjo kazoo mount	0		Item Drop: +15, Single Equip
7683	electrified wobbly grass	0		Effect: "You Can Taste the Darkness", Effect Duration: 40
7684	squat Time Lord Participation Mug of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5
7685	ghostly miser's supercool Time Bandit Time Towel	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Meat Drop: +10
7686	shaking rosewater-soaked smelly Oprah's Caveman Dan's favorite rock	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +3, Single Equip
7687	ionized vacuum-sealed skewed dog ointment	0		Effect: "Shawarma Warm War", Effect Duration: 41
7688	censurious studded gumshoes	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Single Equip
7689	nasty savvy flapper floppers	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Stench Damage: +5, Single Equip
7690	Tesla deadly sneakeasies	0		Weapon Damage: +5, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip
7691	spinning avaricious smooth plastic nunchaku	0		Moxie: +15, Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2014-08"
7692	upside-down executive asbestos-lined banded hand whip	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Hot Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2014-08"
7693	executive avaricious double-paned glow-in-the-dark necklace	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: 70, Last Available: "2014-08"
7694	ghostly Groll doll	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-08", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.6
7695	Jeselnik's cap gun of doom of the detective	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Damage: +25, Item Drop: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang!", Last Available: "2014-08"
7696	Socratic cassette player of courage	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Spooky Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-08"
7697	chewable paper	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-08"
7698	rubber spider	0		Last Available: "2014-08"
7699	&quot;KICK ME&quot; sign	0		Last Available: "2014-08"
7700	frozen oxidized confiscated comic book	0		Effect: "Celestial Body", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2014-08"
7701	modified aerosolized confiscated cell phone	0		Effect: "Bloodstain-Resistant", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2014-08"
7702	modified confiscated love note	0		Effect: "The Smeezingtons", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2014-08"
7703	LCD game: Food Eater	0		Last Available: "2014-08"
7704	huge LCD game: Garbage River	0		Last Available: "2014-08"
7705	pulsating LCD game: Burger Belt	0		Last Available: "2014-08"
7706	blurry The Confiscator's Grimoire	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-08", Skill: "Summon Confiscated Things"
7707	quadruple-Vulcanized shaking rubber nubbin	0		Effect: "Hot Hands", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2014-08"
7708	censurious dog trainer's rubber cape	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2014-08"
7709	green greedy quilted dangerous Fonzie's Thor's Pliers	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Weapon Damage: +10, Damage Absorption: +40, Meat Drop: +20, Attacks Can't Miss, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ply Reality", Last Available: "2014-09", Softcore Only: [1-path(Heavy Rains)]
7710	dry blurry blinking candy UFOs	0		Effect: "Ponderous Potency", Effect Duration: 47
7711	shaking bouncing padded personal trainer's water wings for babies	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Damage Absorption: +20
7712	shaking green beautiful rainbow	0		Last Available: "2014-11", Skill: "Belch The Rainbow"
7713	snack-sized tasty huge teal Strix stix	2	awesome	
7714	knitted foul-smelling vampire pellet of the early riser	0		Stench Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +3, Adventures: +7
7715	artisanal practically non-alcoholic non-aged vinegar	1	EPIC	
7716	pulsating nippy unsanitized scalpel	0		Cold Damage: +10
7717	personal trainer's gladiator tunica	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10
7718	squat electrified Roman sadnals	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip
7719	smooth madius	0		Moxie: +15
7720	veiny radiator heater shield	0		Maximum HP: +10
7721	tarnished wobbly fuchsia salt wages	0		Effect: "Headstrong", Effect Duration: 46
7722	narrow upside-down scandalous centurion helmet	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, atk, cap 25"
7723	Chroner cross	0		
7724	sharpshooter's pteruges	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, atk, cap 25"
7725	irradiated Bruno's blessing of Mars	0		Effect: "Creepin' Up on You", Effect Duration: 35
7726	non-electrified dry adjusted twirling Dennis's blessing of Minerva	0		Effect: "Slimy Hands", Effect Duration: 42
7727	denatured moist Burt's blessing of Bacchus	0		Effect: "Pasta Oneness", Effect Duration: 27
7728	nitrogenated altered Freddie's blessing of Mercury	0		Effect: "Just the Brown Ones", Effect Duration: 55
7729	Chroner trigger	0		
7730	Xi Receiver Unit	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7731	transmission from planet Xi	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7732	Black Bart's Booty	0		Skill: "Pirate Bellow"
7733	Xiblaxian circuitry	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7734	tumbling Xiblaxian polymer	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7735	Xiblaxian alloy	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7736	Xiblaxian crystal	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7737	Xiblaxian holo-wrist-puter simcode	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7738	Xiblaxian cache locator simcode	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7739	maroon Xiblaxian holo-training simcode	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7740	Xiblaxian direct marketing simcode	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7741	Xiblaxian holo-buddy simcode	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7742	Xiblaxian encrypted political prisoner	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7743	Xiblaxian holo-schematic: stealth cowl	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7744	lime green wobbly Xiblaxian holo-schematic: stealth trousers	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7745	Xiblaxian holo-schematic: stealth vest	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7746	blurry maroon Xiblaxian holo-schematic: ultraburrito	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7747	lime green Xiblaxian holo-schematic: space whiskey	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7748	Xiblaxian holo-schematic: residence cube	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7749	Xiblaxian holo-schematic: xeno-goggles	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7750	Xiblaxian 5D printer	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7751	blinking Xiblaxian holo-bowtie	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2014-09"
7752	medical-grade Xiblaxian xeno-detection goggles	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-09"
7753	purple Xiblaxian stealth cowl of Tarzan of courage	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Spooky Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2014-09"
7754	medical-grade Xiblaxian stealth trousers of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2014-09"
7755	blue prompt groovy Xiblaxian stealth vest	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2014-09"
7756	jumbo spoiled bouncing Xiblaxian ultraburrito	5	crappy	Last Available: "2014-09"
7757	drinkable enchanted twirling Xiblaxian space-whiskey	3	good	Effect: "Eau de Tortue", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2014-09"
7758	Xiblaxian residence-cube	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7759	oxidized They liver	0		Effect: "Good Karma", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2014-09"
7760	stale They liver popsicle	4	decent	Last Available: "2014-09"
7761	holo-tank	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7762	holo-bomber	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7763	green holo-platoon	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7764	dehydrated residual zeal	1		Last Available: "2014-09"
7765	Xiblaxian holo-wrist-puter of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Drops Items, Last Available: "2014-09"
7766	ghostly prompt extremely unsafe defective Golden Mr. Accessory of the dark arts	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Adventures: +3
7767	airplane charter: Conspiracy Island	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-10"
7768	one-day ticket to Conspiracy Island	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7769	Coinspiracy	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7770	mansplainer's brainy Personal Ventilation Unit of horror	0		Mysticality: +5, Monster Level: +15, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-10"
7771	energized blurry the most dangerous bait	0		Effect: "Mighty Shout", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2014-10"
7772	stale &quot;meat&quot; stick	4	decent	Last Available: "2014-10"
7773	dried green transdermal smoke patch	1	crappy	Last Available: "2014-10"
7774	specialty ammo bandolier	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7775	huge chilly quilted beefy pair of plants	0		Muscle: +10, Damage Absorption: +40, Cold Damage: +5, Last Available: "2014-10"
7776	family-friendly toasty grievous Sasq&trade; watch	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Hot Damage: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-10", Nonstackable Watch, Rollover Effect Duration: 30
7777	friendly weightlifter's smoker's cloak of the brazier	0		Muscle: +15, Familiar Weight: +3, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2014-10"
7778	squat Jack Frost's careful clever educational camouflage T-shirt	0		Experience: +1, Maximum MP: +20, Monster Level: -10, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2014-10"
7779	ionized experimental serum G-9	0		Effect: "Elemental Mastery", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2014-10"
7780	smelly Herculean educational heavy-duty clipboard	0		Experience: +1, Experience (Muscle): +1, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2014-10"
7781	supercharged experienced boxer's battery-powered drill of the overflowing toilet	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Experience: +2, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2014-10"
7782	decent skewed limp broccoli	4	good	Last Available: "2014-10"
7783	miser's Sherlock's occult hat	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Item Drop: +25, Meat Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "2xFairy, 0.5xPotato, cap 31", Last Available: "2014-10"
7784	electrified triple-wet monkey barf	0		Effect: "Pill Power", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2014-10"
7785	cold-filtered candy	0		Effect: "Bats in the Belfry", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2014-10"
7786	medical-grade smartaleck's jangly bracelet of temperance	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Sleaze Resistance: +5, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2014-10"
7787	purple Annie Oakley's cuddly teddy bear	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Overload Teddy Bear", Last Available: "2014-10"
7788	ghostly ice-cold Cloaca Zero	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7789	Usain Bolt's supercool first-aid pouch	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2014-10"
7790	red khaki duffel bag	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7791	moist airborne mutagen	0		Effect: "Spiritually Awake", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2014-10"
7792	skewed blurry SHAWARMA Initiative Keycard	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7793	bottle-opener keycard	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7794	spinning Armory keycard	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7795	bland thick initiative shawarma	5	decent	Last Available: "2014-10"
7796	bland huge warm war shawarma	4	decent	Last Available: "2014-10"
7797	moldy yellow karma shawarma	3	crappy	Last Available: "2014-10"
7798	weak tolerable Jungle Juice	2	good	Last Available: "2014-10"
7799	enchanted artisanal huge Amnesiac Ale	3	EPIC	Effect: "Human-Plant Hybrid", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2014-10"
7800	watered-down lousy Highest Bitter	2	decent	Last Available: "2014-10"
7801	vibrating beefy mercenary pistol	0		Muscle: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2014-10"
7802	squat yellow toasty mercenary rifle of the cheetah	0		Hot Damage: +5, Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2014-10"
7803	purple Merc Core Field Manual: Sanity Maintenance	0		Skill: "Hypersane", Last Available: "2014-10"
7804	olive Merc Core Field Manual: Intimidation Techniques	0		Skill: "Intimidating Mien", Last Available: "2014-10"
7805	Merc Core challenge coin	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7806	Merc Core deployment orders	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7807	huge TI-9000 calculator	0		
7808	unused soap	0		
7809	skewed impure gasoline	0		
7810	Z-Bone steak	0		
7811	tumbling viral DNA	0		
7812	twirling tarnished bottlecap	0		
7813	stale small seared dino steak	2	decent	
7814	weak perfectly mixed bottle of drinkin' gas	2	EPIC	
7815	gray shaking handful of napalm	0		
7816	skewed blurry gray dove DNA	0		
7817	gelatinous meat mass	0		
7818	olive skewed 99.44% pure math	0		
7819	narrow cyan simple AI	0		
7820	olive ghostly corrupted bird DNA	0		
7821	tumbling sentient meat mass	0		
7822	blurry zombie dinosaur egg	0		
7823	tumbling french-fry grabber	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7824	greasy baleful beefcake's iShield	0		Muscle: +25, Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
7825	pulsating purple inspector's hale quilted earbuds	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Maximum HP: +20, Item Drop: +15, Single Equip
7826	iFlail of extreme caution of the brazier of Flo-Jo	0		Monster Level: -25, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Initiative: +100
7827	flavorless lime green unidentifiable dried fruit	3	decent	
7828	fancy watered-down tolerable flat cider	2	good	Effect: "Salty Mouth", Effect Duration: 35
7829	dog trainer's beefcake's trench lighter of chilblains	0		Muscle: +25, Experience (familiar): +1, Cold Damage: +25, Last Available: "2014-10"
7830	Vulcanized triple-magnetized enhanced tumbling experimental serum P-00	0		Effect: "Wet and Greedy", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2014-10"
7831	military-grade fingernail clippers	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7832	wobbly encrypted micro-cassette recorder	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7833	gore bucket	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7834	pack of smokes	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7835	ESP suppression collar	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7836	GPS-tracking wristwatch	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7837	Project T. L. B.	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7838	Agent Mauve	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7839	special clip: tracers	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7840	huge jittery special clip: wailers	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7841	maroon special clip: squelchers	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7842	upside-down special clip: splatterers	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7843	special clip: boneburners	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7844	special clip: graveburpers	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7845	alkaline perl necklace	0		Effect: "Innately Truthy", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2014-12"
7846	modified Fudge Fiber Armor Plating	0		Effect: "Little Mouse Skull Buddy", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2014-12"
7847	oxidized double-chilled ruby on canes	0		Effect: "Violent Night", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2014-12"
7848	flavorless super-sized petit fortran	5	decent	Last Available: "2014-12"
7849	flavorless half-sized java cookie	2	decent	Last Available: "2014-12"
7850	stale huge cookie cookie	4	decent	Last Available: "2014-12"
7851	mirror veiny plastic exo-suited miner	0		Maximum HP: +10, Last Available: "2014-12"
7852	Lo Pan's plastic semi-autonomous drill unit	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Last Available: "2014-12"
7853	twirling Usain Bolt's plastic ambulatory robo-minecart	0		Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2014-12"
7854	blurry purple Herculean plastic Crimbot	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Last Available: "2014-12"
7855	pulsating aromatic plastic Crimbomega	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2014-12"
7856	concentrated super-vacuum-sealed flask of mining oil	0		Effect: "The Strength... of the Future", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2014-12"
7857	radiation-resistant helmet of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 12", Last Available: "2014-12"
7858	wizardly servo-assisted exo-pants	0		Mysticality: +25, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xPotato, cap 12", Last Available: "2014-12"
7859	mirror ghostly zippy healthy high-energy mining laser	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2014-12"
7860	peppermint tailings	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7861	bouncing nugget of Crimbonium	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7862	cylindrical mold	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7863	shaking Crimbonium fuel rod	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7864	Petite Paintbrush	0		Adventures: +1
7865	Crimbot schematic: Gun Face	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7866	Crimbot schematic: Big Head	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7867	Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7868	Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7869	Crimbot schematic: Crab Core	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7870	Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7871	tumbling Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7872	Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7873	bouncing Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7874	Crimbot schematic: Refrigerator Chassis	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7875	Crimbot schematic: Bug Zapper	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7876	Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7877	Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7878	Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7879	Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7880	red Crimbot schematic: Swiss Arm	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7881	Crimbot schematic: Data Analyzer	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7882	Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7883	Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7884	pulsating Crimbot schematic: Camera Claw	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7885	Crimbot schematic: Power Arm	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7886	Crimbot schematic: Wrecking Ball	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7887	Crimbot schematic: Ribbon Manipulator	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7888	twirling Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7889	Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7890	Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7891	gray blinking Crimbot schematic: Snow Blower	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7892	Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7893	green Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7894	squat Crimbot schematic: Lamp Filler	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7895	Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7896	Crimbot schematic: Tripod Legs	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7897	Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7898	mirror Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7899	Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7900	Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7901	Crimbot schematic: Hoverjack	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7902	pulsating pulsating Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7903	Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7904	Crimbot schematic: Rocket Skirt	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7905	upside-down recovered elf magazine	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7906	recovered elf toothbrush	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7907	wobbly recovered elf sleeping pills	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7908	recovered elf underpants	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7909	recovered elf wallet	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7910	recovered elf pocketwatch	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7911	recovered elf photo album	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7912	green recovered elf smartphone	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7913	Temple Grandin's mansplainer's energetic Size XI Wizard's Robe	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Monster Level: +15, Familiar Weight: +7, Last Available: "2014-09"
7914	colloidal dry Bit O' Quail Spleen	0		Effect: "Human-Pirate Hybrid", Effect Duration: 43
7915	improved magnetized Take Eleven Bar	0		Effect: "Barbecue Saucy", Effect Duration: 18
7916	mimeplasm	0		
7917	extra-cold-filtered pressed gray BOOterfinger	0		Effect: "Burnt 'n' Turnt", Effect Duration: 65
7918	Vulcanized upside-down spinning Moonds	0		Effect: "Scorpio Rising", Effect Duration: 55
7919	wet pressed unsweetened Big Punk	0		Effect: "Pill Power", Effect Duration: 47
7920	blurry skewed fist turkey outline	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-11"
7921	upside-down turkey knuckles	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Last Available: "2014-11"
7922	bad Friendly Turkey	3	decent	Last Available: "2014-11"
7923	tolerable Agitated Turkey	4	good	Last Available: "2014-11"
7924	tolerable yellow Ambitious Turkey	4	good	Last Available: "2014-11"
7925	miniature special normal neutron lollipop	2	good	Effect: "Faboooo", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2014-12"
7926	acceptable spinning gamma nog	3	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7934	sneaky wrapping paper	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7935	Thwaitgold nit statuette	0		
7936	shaking picky tweezers	0		Last Available: "2015-02"
7937	narrow ghostly Crimbo Credit	0		
7938	modified single atom	1	decent	Last Available: "2015-02"
7939	jittery pulsating Time Cape	0		Last Available: "2014-11"
7940	squat Time Cloak	0		Last Available: "2014-11"
7941	sleeve deuce	0		
7942	pocket ace	0		
7943	nastygeist	0		
7944	tooth	0		
7945	table	0		
7946	dog trainer's Socratic wizardly outlaw bandana	0		Mysticality: +25, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Experience (familiar): +1
7947	aged jittery whiskey in a broken glass	4	awesome	
7948	hand-crafted squat shot of mescal	3	EPIC	
7949	enchanted mediocre glass of herbal tequila	4	decent	Effect: "Red Around the Gills", Effect Duration: 45
7950	green minin' dynamite	0		
7951	ghostly yellow blinking plaid cowboy hat of the brute of the storm	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Familiar Effect: "2xLep, 1xBarrr, cap 25"
7952	lasso	0		
7953	horrifying boxer's rusted-out shootin' iron of extreme caution	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Monster Level: -25, Spooky Damage: +25
7954	rattler rattle	0		
7955	bag of money	0		
7956	ghostly Crimbo sapling	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-12"
7957	even more tinsel	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7958	box of Crimbo decorations	0		
7959	letter to Ed the Undying	0		
7960	fuchsia copy of a jerk adventurer's father's diary	0		
7961	flame-wreathed wizardly Staff of Ed of the scaredy-cat of courage	0		Mysticality: +25, Monster Level: -15, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +3
7962	green Eye of Ed	0		
7963	ghostly amulet	0		
7964	Staff of Fats of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25
7965	teal Holy MacGuffin	0		
7966	upside-down Ka coin	0		
7967	World's Best Adventurer sash of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20
7968	huge topiary nugglet	0		
7969	beehive	0		
7970	squat boning knife	0		
7971	bouncing Aggressive Carrot	0		Free Pull
7972	twisted huge mummified fig	1	EPIC	
7973	altered lime green huge mummified loaf of bread	1	EPIC	
7974	powdered mummified beef haunch	1	good	Effect: "Purpose", Effect Duration: 50
7975	linen bandages	0		
7976	cotton bandages	0		
7977	silk bandages	0		
7978	holy spring water	0		
7979	spirit beer	0		
7980	sacramental wine	0		
7981	talisman of Thoth	0		
7982	skewed pulsating cure-all	0		
7983	greedy Sister Accessory of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Meat Drop: +20, Softcore Only
7984	modified diffused red Boosty Juice	0		Effect: "Boon of She-Who-Was", Effect Duration: 39
7985	skewed cool parachute of the dark arts	0		Moxie: +5, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2015-12"
7986	pad of wisdom of the blizzard	0		Mysticality: +15, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2015-12"
7987	wobbly fuchsia huge foul-smelling Jim Carey's peeler	0		Monster Level: +25, Stench Damage: +10, Last Available: "2015-12"
7988	pulsating manspreader's electrified pettipants	0		Monster Level: +10, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2015-12"
7989	cyan jittery Sinatra's Herculean panama hat	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Experience (Moxie): +5, Last Available: "2015-12"
7990	pulsera of wisdom of the pedagogue	0		Mysticality: +15, Experience: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-12"
7991	Oprah's energetic police baton	0		Maximum MP Percent: 70, Last Available: "2015-12"
7992	twirling wool stanky resourceful rosy-cheeked plus-fours of wisdom of chilblains	0		Mysticality: +15, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Maximum MP: +50, Cold Damage: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2015-12"
7993	wizardly porkpie of bravery	0		Mysticality: +25, Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2015-12"
7994	gravedigger's pepper mill of temperance	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2015-12"
7995	upside-down sinister pelerine of incineration	0		Spell Damage: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2015-12"
7996	fireproof Jim Carey's phantom mask	0		Monster Level: +25, Hot Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-12"
7997	mixed polyesterene powder	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
7998	modified powder	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
7999	boiled liquefied choco-Crimbot	0		Effect: "Greedy Resolve", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2014-12"
8000	chilled oxidized smart watch	0		Effect: "Sensation", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2014-12"
8001	corrupted frozen upside-down augmented-reality shades	0		Effect: "Sugary World View", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2014-12"
8002	dog trainer's toy Crimbot mega face	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Crimbot Outfit Power: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "LIGHT", Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cap 12", Last Available: "2014-12"
8003	skewed nasty toy Crimbot power glove	0		Stench Damage: +5, Crimbot Outfit Power: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "ZAP", Last Available: "2014-12"
8004	flame-wreathed toy Crimbot super fist	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Crimbot Outfit Power: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "POW", Last Available: "2014-12"
8005	quilted toy Crimbot rocket legs	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Crimbot Outfit Power: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BURN", Last Available: "2014-12"
8006	super-cold-filtered galvanized Crimbot battery	0		Effect: "Virgo Rising", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2014-12"
8007	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping	0		Skill: "Rapid Prototyping", Last Available: "2014-12"
8008	narrow Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision	0		Skill: "Mathematical Precision", Last Available: "2014-12"
8009	green Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency	0		Skill: "Ruthless Efficiency", Last Available: "2014-12"
8010	ghostly Mini-Crimbot crate	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
8011	mirror heavy-duty Crimbot aerial	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2014-12"
8012	prompt wholesome Crimbomega drive chain of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Maximum HP: +100, Adventures: +3, Crimbot Outfit Power: +1, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "LUBE", Last Available: "2014-12"
8013	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty)	0		Skill: "Rapid Prototyping", Last Available: "2014-12"
8014	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty)	0		Skill: "Mathematical Precision", Last Available: "2014-12"
8015	Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty)	0		Skill: "Ruthless Efficiency", Last Available: "2014-12"
8016	frozen blurry fitness wristband	0		Effect: "Hella Tough", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2014-12"
8017	nitrogenated activated upside-down flask of tainted mining oil	0		Effect: "Ass Over Teakettle", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2014-12"
8018	liquefied and rain stick	0		Effect: "Notably Lovely", Effect Duration: 52
8019	Chateau Mantegna room key	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-01"
8020	fancy spoiled super-sized Choco-Mint patty	5	crappy	Effect: "Space Tripping", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2015-01"
8021	tolerable hot mint schnocolate	3	good	Last Available: "2015-01"
8022	pickled homeopathic mint tea	1	EPIC	Effect: "Papowerful", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2015-01"
8023	upside-down muscle stimulator	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8024	foreign language tapes	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8025	shaking bowl of potpourri	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8026	ceiling fan	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8027	spinning antler chandelier	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8028	teal artificial skylight	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8029	Swiss piggy bank	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8030	continental juice bar	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8031	stationery set	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8032	narrow calligraphy pen	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-01"
8033	alpine watercolor set	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8034	razor-sharp Fonzie's tope&eacute;	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, cap 12"
8035	olive squat zippy fortified topiary tights	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Initiative: +20
8036	hardened topiary necktie	0		Damage Reduction: 3
8037	tasty huge bowl of topioca	7	awesome	
8038	topiary skunk	0		
8039	topiary noseplugs	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8040	trusty whip	0		
8041	crumbling skull	0		
8042	rock	0		
8043	teal pot of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
8044	manspreader's spelunking fedora	0		Monster Level: +10
8045	ribald sturdy machete	0		Sleaze Damage: +10
8046	pulsating therapeutic shotgun	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
8047	Newton's boomerang	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3
8049	mining helmet of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40
8050	nasty X-ray goggles	0		Stench Damage: +5, Luck: +5
8051	pulsating dangerous cape	0		Weapon Damage: +10
8052	tumbling jetpack of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100
8053	spring boots	0		
8054	huge spiked boots	0		
8055	pickaxe of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20
8056	torch	0		
8057	censurious banded [spelunking test kit]	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Sleaze Resistance: +3
8058	blinking plasma rifle of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25
8059	twirling Bananubis's Staff	0		Luck: -6
8060	frosty fortified The Joke Book of the Dead	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Luck: -6
8061	The Clown Crown	0		Luck: -6
8062	gray coffee cup	0		Luck: -2
8063	Tales of Spelunking	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8064	monkey statuette	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-12"
8065	banana	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8066	compressed	1	good	Effect: "Disco Nirvana", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2015-12"
8067	nuggets	0		
8068	Professor of Spelunkology	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-12"
8069	Stembridge sidearm	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8070	warehouse map page	0		
8071	warehouse inventory page	0		
8072	janitor sponge	0		
8073	Spelunker of Fortune	0		Skill: "Speluck", Last Available: "2015-12"
8074	aromatic rock-hard Spelunker's fedora of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Damage Reduction: 5, Stench Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2015-12"
8075	ghostly Sherlock's Tesla vibrating Spelunker's whip	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Item Drop: +25, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2015-12"
8076	lightning-fast chaotic Spelunker's khakis of the empath	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Familiar Weight: +5, Initiative: +40, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2015-12"
8077	green Spelunker's Guild prize sack	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8084	tumbling LOLmec statuette	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8085	lime green shaking Spelunker of Fortune (used)	0		Skill: "Speluck"
8086	still-beating spleen	0		
8087	Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette	0		
8088	jewel	0		
8089	tumbling headless sparrow	0		
8090	mangled squirrel	0		
8091	rat carcass	0		
8092	gray banded wicker kickers of the detective	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Item Drop: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
8093	purple upside-down family-friendly wicker slicker of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2016-12"
8094	quilted wicker knickers of the cheetah	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2016-12"
8095	spinning stiffened arcane researcher's wicker ticker	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Damage Reduction: 1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
8096	smartaleck's boxer's wicker sticker	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Moxie Percent: +30, Last Available: "2016-12"
8097	toasty wicker clicker of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Hot Damage: +5, Last Available: "2016-12"
8098	vaporized green wickerbits	1		Last Available: "2016-12"
8099	yellow blurry nippy experienced belt	0		Experience: +2, Cold Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
8100	twirling educational badge of courage	0		Experience: +1, Spooky Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
8101	skewed scandalous nippy bowl	0		Cold Damage: +10, Sleaze Damage: +5, Last Available: "2016-12"
8102	tumbling wholesome beefcake's brooch	0		Muscle: +25, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
8103	bouncing Jack Frost's Jim Carey's breeches	0		Monster Level: +25, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2016-12"
8104	nasty backpack of the cheetah	0		Stench Damage: +5, Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2016-12"
8105	compressed bits	1		Last Available: "2016-12"
8106	purple Da Vinci's anvil of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Experience (Mysticality): +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
8107	dangerous akubra of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Weapon Damage: +10, Last Available: "2017-12"
8108	deadly apron of the sewer	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Stench Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
8109	fuchsia scandalous Tesla ascot	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
8110	rock-hard attache case of Leguizamo	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Monster Level: +20, Drops Items, Last Available: "2017-12"
8111	knitted Socratic accordion	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Cold Resistance: +3, Song Duration: 10, Last Available: "2017-12"
8112	mixed yellow aerosolized	1		Last Available: "2017-12"
8113	reassuring fireproof wig	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Spooky Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2017-12"
8114	spinning frightening veiny winch crank	0		Maximum HP: +10, Spooky Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
8115	dog trainer's widget of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Experience (familiar): +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
8116	zippy smooth whisk	0		Moxie: +15, Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2017-12"
8117	reassuring walker of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
8118	arcane researcher's waders of the sewer	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Stench Damage: +25, Last Available: "2017-12"
8119	altered huge flakes	1		Last Available: "2017-12"
8120	mirror fireproof sage gaiters	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2018-12"
8121	scorching nippy garland	0		Cold Damage: +10, Hot Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-12"
8122	Newton's gunnysack of the glutton	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2018-12"
8123	greedy stanky garibaldi	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2018-12"
8124	pulsating baleful girdle of Leguizamo	0		Spell Damage: +25, Monster Level: +20, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Disco Pudge", Last Available: "2018-12"
8125	gray twirling extremely unsafe boxer's gloves	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-12"
8126	mixed ghostly smithereens	1		Effect: "Cool Spirit", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2018-12"
8127	frosty sharpshooter's fiberglass fetish	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2018-12"
8128	twirling scandalous fiberglass foil of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Sleaze Damage: +5, Last Available: "2018-12"
8129	mansplainer's fiberglass fannypack of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Monster Level: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-12"
8130	fiberglass frock of the blizzard of the early riser	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2018-12"
8131	narrow personal trainer's fiberglass fingerguard of vim and vigor	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-12"
8132	mirror clever arcane researcher's fiberglass fedora	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Maximum MP: +20, Last Available: "2018-12"
8133	altered fiberglass fibers	1		Effect: "Artificially Sweet", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2018-12"
8134	bottle of lovebug pheromones	0		Free Pull
8135	winged yeti fur	0		
8136	talisman of Renenutet	0		
8138	rubber spatula of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3
8139	auspicious spoon	0		Item Drop: +10
8140	crystalline reamer of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40
8141	maroon squat shaking wobbly curative macroplane grater	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
8142	Herculean bastard baster	0		Experience (Muscle): +1
8143	slick obsidian nutcracker	0		Moxie: +10
8144	narrow lime green talisman of Seshat	0		Free Pull
8145	huge sinister thinker's glass eye	0		Mysticality: +10, Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
8146	aerosolized invisible potion	0		Effect: "Stick Emporium Membership", Effect Duration: 18
8147	huge huge time shuriken	0		
8148	tumbling squat lightning-fast executive mansplainer's ninjammies	0		Monster Level: +15, Meat Drop: +40, Initiative: +40, Familiar Effect: "atk, 0.5xPotato, cap 25", Rollover Effect Duration: 50
8149	polarized polymerized irradiated mirror Glo-Pop	0		Effect: "Demonic Taint", Effect Duration: 24
8150	activated modified sugar sphere	0		Effect: "Egg-stortionary Tactics", Effect Duration: 12
8151	pressed cold-filtered oxidized blinking Shrubble Bubble	0		Effect: "Human-Insect Hybrid", Effect Duration: 30
8152	pickled blurry red polyeaster egg	0		Effect: "Disdain of the War Snapper", Effect Duration: 62
8153	activated vacuum-sealed enhanced lime green candy dish	0		Effect: "Items Are Forever", Effect Duration: 33
8154	magnetized double-ionized oxidized upside-down narrow teal Spechunky bar	0		Effect: "BOOsted", Effect Duration: 47
8155	deionized deionized talisman of Horus	0		Effect: "Think Win-Lose", Effect Duration: 47
8156	check to the Meatsmith	0		
8157	Skeleton Store office key	0		
8158	bone with a price tag on it	0		
8159	half of a tooth	0		
8160	quantum pressed galvanized green mouse skull	0		Effect: "Joyful Resolve", Effect Duration: 44
8161	dry really thick spine	0		Effect: "Healthy Bronze Glow", Effect Duration: 19
8162	vibrating wizardly skullcap	0		Mysticality: +25, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley,cap 5"
8163	jittery chaotic three-legged pants of chilblains	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Cold Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cap 25"
8164	wobbly prompt remaindered axe of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Adventures: +3
8165	huge low-budget shield	0		
8166	wicked weightlifter's cr&ecirc;epy mask	0		Muscle: +15, Spell Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, cap 5"
8167	rotten baguette	3	crappy	
8168	glob of icing	0		
8169	enhanced ginger snaps	0		Effect: "Mushroom Samba", Effect Duration: 11
8170	vacuum-sealed boiled mostly-broken sunglasses	0		Effect: "Heavily Breathing", Effect Duration: 50
8171	practically non-alcoholic smooth green unflavored wine cooler	1	awesome	
8172	carton of snake milk	1	crappy	
8173	sewer snake of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100
8174	special delicious squat pigeon egg	3	awesome	Effect: "Ginger Snapped", Effect Duration: 25
8175	scorching Samson's jaunty feather	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Hot Damage: +25
8176	smooth weak premium malt liquor	2	awesome	
8177	green brown paper pants of the dark arts of chilblains	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Cold Damage: +25
8178	lard-coated brown paper bag mask of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
8179	perfumed ring of telling skeletons what to do	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Tell a Skeleton What To Do", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Tell This Skeleton What To Do"
8180	lightning-fast breadwand	0		Initiative: +40
8181	Sinatra's loafers	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Single Equip
8182	Map to Kokomo	0		Free Pull, Skill: "Summon Kokomo Resort Pass"
8183	dog trainer's bread basket	0		Experience (familiar): +1
8184	Ed the Undying exhibit crate	0		
8185	tumbling miser's The Crown of Ed the Undying of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Meat Drop: +10, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1.5xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2015-03", Softcore Only: [1-path(Actually Ed the Undying)]
8186	Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic	0		
8187	map to a hidden booze cache	0		
8188	special perfectly mixed watered-down spinning Cherrytastrophe wine cooler	2	EPIC	Effect: "Swimming Head", Effect Duration: 20
8189	smooth Radberry Rip wine cooler	4	awesome	
8190	aged Orangemageddon wine cooler	3	awesome	
8191	practically non-alcoholic perfectly mixed Breakfast Blast wine cooler	1	EPIC	
8192	perfectly mixed Citrus Crush wine cooler	3	EPIC	
8193	adequate immense narrow plain bagel	7	good	
8194	rotten bite-sized glob of cream cheese	1	crappy	
8195	adequate loaf of soda bread	4	good	
8196	normal jittery acceptable bagel	3	good	
8197	decent standard-issue cupcake	3	good	
8198	tiny spoiled twirling ultra-deluxe cupcake	1	crappy	
8199	hypnotic breadcrumbs	0		
8200	decent gigantic upside-down popular tart	10	good	
8201	no-handed pie	0		
8202	concentrated Doc Galaktik's Vitality Serum	0		Effect: "Puddingskin", Effect Duration: 41
8203	huge airplane charter: Dinseylandfill	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-04"
8204	one-day ticket to Dinseylandfill	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8205	FunFunds&trade;	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8206	coward's Tesla expensive camera	0		Monster Level: -20, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-04"
8207	mirror sunglasses	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-04"
8208	Vulcanized maroon How to Avoid Scams	0		Effect: "Larger", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2015-04"
8209	narrow filthy child leash	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2015-04"
8210	skewed bag of gross foreign snacks	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8211	wobbly bag of park garbage	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8212	grogpagne	0		Last Available: "2021-07"
8213	Van der Graaf electrified rigging rope	0		MP Regen Min: 8, MP Regen Max: 12, Last Available: "2015-04"
8214	powdered nasty snuff	1	good	Last Available: "2015-04"
8215	ghostly zippy weightlifter's sewage-clogged pistol	0		Muscle: +15, Initiative: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Sewage Pistol", Last Available: "2015-04"
8216	double-aerosolized beard incense	0		Effect: "Super Skill", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2015-04"
8217	perfume-soaked bandana of the empath of the blizzard	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-04"
8218	toxic globule	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8219	rotten toxo	4	crappy	Last Available: "2015-04"
8220	bad Lemonade-235	3	decent	Last Available: "2015-04"
8221	fuchsia executive educational isotophat	0		Experience: +1, Meat Drop: +40, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2015-04"
8222	Temple Grandin's wicked Three Mile Island shorts	0		Spell Damage: +5, Familiar Weight: +7, Last Available: "2015-04"
8223	blinking Fonzie's toxic mop	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2015-04"
8224	inert sludgepuppy	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8225	lead collar	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2015-04"
8226	jar of swamp honey	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8227	cyan resourceful backwoods banjo of vim and vigor of the businessman	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Maximum MP: +50, Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2015-04"
8228	twirling grody jug	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8229	deadly Samson's ratskin pajama pants of the dark arts	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Weapon Damage: +5, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2015-04", Rollover Effect Duration: 40
8230	moist huge turtle voicebox	0		Effect: "Kindly Resolve", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2015-04"
8231	Usain Bolt's lard-coated fake washboard of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2015-04"
8232	mirror censurious baleful Dinsey's oculus	0		Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-04"
8233	rock-hard Dinsey's radar dish	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2015-04"
8234	resourceful Dinsey's pizza cutter of bravery	0		Maximum MP: +50, Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2015-04"
8235	teal family-friendly Herculean Dinsey's brain	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2015-04"
8236	pulsating bouncing Lo Pan's beefcake's Dinsey's glove	0		Muscle: +25, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-04"
8237	blurry frightening Dinsey's pants of bravery	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2015-04"
8238	bouncing brain preservation fluid	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8239	shaking keycard &alpha;	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8240	maroon keycard &beta;	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8241	keycard &gamma;	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8242	keycard &delta;	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8243	complimentary Dinsey refreshments	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8244	blurry Usain Bolt's lube-shoes	0		Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2015-04"
8245	trash net	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8246	red toasty Tesla extremely unsafe Dinsey mascot mask	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Hot Damage: +5, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2015-04"
8247	adequate jumbo Dinsey food-cone	5	good	Last Available: "2015-04"
8248	lousy pulsating Dinsey Whinskey	4	decent	Last Available: "2015-04"
8249	magnetized huge Dinsey face paint	0		Effect: "Fungal Flamb&eacute;", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2015-04"
8250	toasty chaotic fannypack	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Hot Damage: +5, Last Available: "2015-04"
8251	executive flame-wreathed crafty Sinatra's smartaleck's beefcake's garbage sticker	0		Muscle: +25, Moxie Percent: +30, Experience (Moxie): +5, Maximum MP: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +40, Drops Meat, Last Available: "2015-04"
8252	blurry knitted Jim Carey's shellacked wizardly hazmat helmet of the storm	0		Mysticality: +25, Damage Reduction: 7, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Monster Level: +25, Cold Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2015-04"
8253	twirling Scratch-and-Sniff Guide to Dinseylandfill	0		Skill: "Olfactory Burnout", Last Available: "2015-04"
8254	Trash, a Memoir	0		Skill: "Garbage Nova", Last Available: "2015-04"
8255	Dinsey Maintenance Manual	0		Skill: "Dinsey Operations Expert", Last Available: "2015-04"
8256	Dinsey tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8257	warmed wobbly cyan nasty gum	0		Effect: "Inappropriate Spirit", Effect Duration: 32
8258	Wart Dinsey: An Afterlife	0		Skill: "Rotten Memories"
8259	The Lot's engagement ring of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Propose To Your Opponent"
8260	Mayo Clinic	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8261	Mayonex	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8262	Mayodiol	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8263	blue Mayostat	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8264	green Mayozapine	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8265	Mayoflex	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8266	blinking family-friendly nasty MacGyver's beefy miracle whip	0		Muscle: +10, Maximum MP: +100, Stench Damage: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-05"
8267	miser's sphygmayomanometer	0		Meat Drop: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-05"
8268	tomayohawk-style reflex hammer	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-05"
8269	pulsating mayo lance	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-05"
8270	adequate huge squat unappetizing mayolus	8	good	Last Available: "2015-05"
8271	decent wobbly uninteresting mayolus	3	good	Last Available: "2015-05"
8272	miniature bland acceptable mayolus	2	decent	Last Available: "2015-05"
8273	stale immense ghostly enticing mayolus	7	decent	Last Available: "2015-05"
8274	stale huge mouth-watering mayolus	9	decent	Last Available: "2015-05"
8275	newly-hatched mayonnaise wasp	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8276	gray mayo pump	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8277	Essence of Bear	0		Skill: "Bear Essence"
8278	acceptable blinking Afternoon Delight	4	good	Last Available: "2015-04"
8279	jittery Kokomo Resort Chip	0		Last Available: "2025-08"
8280	Golden Kokomo Resort Chip	0		Last Available: "2025-08"
8281	galvanized Vulcanized Kokomo Resort Brand Suntan Oil	0		Effect: "Ham-Fisted", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2025-08"
8282	fuchsia Kokomo Resort Order Pad	0		Last Available: "2025-08"
8283	blinking jittery The Cocktail Shaker	0		Last Available: "2025-08"
8284	extra-electrified Kokomo Resort Pass	0		Effect: "Think Win-Lose", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2025-08"
8285	Mayo Minder&trade;	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8286	super-nitrogenated gray Mayo de Mayo&trade; mayo	0		Effect: "What's That Smell?", Effect Duration: 48
8287	ghostly puck	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-06"
8288	ghostly upside-down kill screen	0		Random Monster Modifiers: +1, Last Available: "2015-06"
8289	boxing gloves	0		Last Available: "2015-06"
8290	teal frightening dice ring	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Single Equip
8291	yellow groovy dice belt buckle	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Single Equip
8292	dice-print pajama pants of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8293	dice-shaped backpack of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50
8294	avaricious dice-print do-rag	0		Meat Drop: +30
8295	nasty dice sunglasses	0		Stench Damage: +5, Single Equip
8296	Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette	0		
8297	anodized improved yellow dice	0		Effect: "Dance of the Sugar Fairy", Effect Duration: 40
8298	purple pixel	0		Last Available: "2015-06"
8299	tumbling pixel coin	0		Last Available: "2015-06"
8300	triple-alkaline power pill	0		Effect: "Radium Radicality", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2015-06"
8301	wet diffused pixel star	0		Effect: "Super-Charged", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2015-06"
8302	special normal pixel banana	3	good	Effect: "Elemental Mastery", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2015-06"
8303	fancy lousy pixel beer	3	decent	Effect: "Hyperoxygenated Blood", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2015-06"
8304	red puck with a bow on it	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-06"
8305	pumps	0		Last Available: "2015-06"
8306	deionized fuchsia sludgesicle	0		Effect: "Sparkly!", Effect Duration: 19
8307	flattened warmed warmed twirling &Uuml;berraschthexengebr&auml;u	0		Effect: "Moon-Eyed", Effect Duration: 34
8308	polarized quantum piggy tattoo	0		Effect: "Orc Chops", Effect Duration: 65
8309	moist baggie of regular-sized tardigrades	0		Effect: "Swordholder", Effect Duration: 66
8310	tarnished oxidized .epub file	0		Effect: "Alpine Mintiness", Effect Duration: 66
8311	polymerized mirror BUBBLE GUM	0		Effect: "The Strength... of the Future", Effect Duration: 17
8312	chilled improved hustler shades	0		Effect: "Radiant Personality", Effect Duration: 35
8313	super-enhanced oxidized diffused blurry mirror olive jerky stick	0		Effect: "Ooh, Umami!", Effect Duration: 64
8314	concentrated red twirling costume rental shop	0		Effect: "Concentrated Concentration", Effect Duration: 45
8315	wet nitrogenated liquefied spinning muscle oil	0		Effect: "Thought", Effect Duration: 68
8316	modified oxidized spinning bottle of Red-Out	0		Effect: "Adorable Lookout", Effect Duration: 51
8317	altered polymerized pickpocket protector	0		Effect: "The Magical Mojomuscular Melody", Effect Duration: 20
8318	concentrated flattened maroon sinister-looking cat	0		Effect: "Hypercubed", Effect Duration: 24
8319	colloidal improved double-cold-filtered jazzy cigarette holder	0		Effect: "Piratey Flavor", Effect Duration: 15
8320	liquefied upside-down one glove	0		Effect: "Frost Tea", Effect Duration: 31
8321	altered blurry glove	0		Effect: "Polka of Plenty", Effect Duration: 22
8322	wet wet blurry handful of fire	0		Effect: "Staying Frosty", Effect Duration: 18
8323	chilled pressed Cracklin' Oat Bran	0		Effect: "Bugbear in Tooth and Claw", Effect Duration: 18
8324	anodized ionized disposable lighter	0		Effect: "Sneaky Serpentine Subtlety", Effect Duration: 51
8325	triple-ionized coal contact lenses	0		Effect: "Block-Rockin' Beet", Effect Duration: 39
8326	improved tarnished conjured ice cream	0		Effect: "Scavengers Scavenging", Effect Duration: 58
8327	ionized altered upside-down shaking Iceberglar scarf	0		Effect: "Super-Mega-Ultra-Charged", Effect Duration: 36
8328	pickled icy hairspray	0		Effect: "Magically Fingered", Effect Duration: 62
8329	super-oxidized nitrogenated blue smellbook	0		Effect: "Haunted Liver", Effect Duration: 13
8330	cold-filtered denatured assassin's cheese knife	0		Effect: "Space Cadet", Effect Duration: 37
8331	liquefied nitrogenated filthy armor	0		Effect: "Lucky Cat Is Lucky", Effect Duration: 42
8332	tarnished modified plague pie	0		Effect: "Sweet and Yellow", Effect Duration: 19
8333	alkaline shaking batarang	0		Effect: "The Rich Get Richer", Effect Duration: 41
8334	quadruple-polymerized narrow spare neck bolts	0		Effect: "Tenacity of the Snapper", Effect Duration: 43
8335	moist unsweetened mirror grease trap	0		Effect: "Omphalotus Omnipresence", Effect Duration: 66
8336	oxidized shamanic ham	0		Effect: "Magically Delicious", Effect Duration: 55
8337	liquefied porkpocket	0		Effect: "Strength of Ten Ettins", Effect Duration: 64
8338	warmed yellow Leonard's glasses	0		Effect: "Virgo Rising", Effect Duration: 48
8339	tarnished Vulcanized warehouse walkie-talkie	0		Effect: "Wintry Breath", Effect Duration: 29
8340	irradiated corrupted janitor's mop	0		Effect: "Almost Cool", Effect Duration: 17
8341	concentrated concentrated warehouse clerk's glasses	0		Effect: "Bilious Brawn", Effect Duration: 51
8342	quadruple-adjusted baloney rotgut	0		Effect: "Yeah, It's Just Gasoline", Effect Duration: 25
8343	double-vacuum-sealed wet tumbling carton of gaspers	0		Effect: "Mystic Circle", Effect Duration: 64
8344	oxidized dry bouncing bronze polish	0		Effect: "Staying Frosty", Effect Duration: 27
8345	irradiated electrified teal crident	0		Effect: "Spore-Wreathed", Effect Duration: 56
8346	irradiated totally sweet mohawk helmet	0		Effect: "Turn On, Tune In, Play Ball!", Effect Duration: 38
8347	diffused boiled dry spray chrome	0		Effect: "Aspect of the GravyPlum Fairy", Effect Duration: 32
8348	Vulcanized anodized filthy monkey head	0		Effect: "Ripping, Dripping", Effect Duration: 24
8349	extra-ionized spinning hand of cards	0		Effect: "Dirty Pear", Effect Duration: 65
8350	adjusted polarized blurry damp bar rag	0		Effect: "Ironclad", Effect Duration: 26
8351	colloidal olive lump of goofball ore	0		Effect: "Stimulated Brain", Effect Duration: 48
8352	extra-denatured extra-electrified modified skeleton beans	0		Effect: "Oh Hamlet Hamlet Hamlet Hamlet", Effect Duration: 28
8353	super-electrified diffused yellow narrow grimy lab coat	0		Effect: "Spiro Gyro", Effect Duration: 69
8354	magnetized colloidal purple huge squat nursery rhyme	0		Effect: "Hot Jellied", Effect Duration: 42
8355	unsweetened pressed twirling iron torso box	0		Effect: "Hyperoffended", Effect Duration: 39
8356	adjusted maroon mercenary headband	0		Effect: "Strong Grip", Effect Duration: 15
8357	liquefied yellow radioactive spider venom	0		Effect: "Stinky Hands", Effect Duration: 15
8358	irradiated x-ray mirror	0		Effect: "Little Mouse Skull Buddy", Effect Duration: 63
8359	polarized aerosolized wrestling mask	0		Effect: "Feroci Tea", Effect Duration: 13
8360	colloidal hawkface potion	0		Effect: "Block-Rockin' Beet", Effect Duration: 62
8361	altered pickled ionized spinning child-sized dracula cloak	0		Effect: "Mental A-cue-ity", Effect Duration: 45
8362	electrified shaking tumbling devil-summoning hat	0		Effect: "Full Bottle in front of Me", Effect Duration: 21
8363	triple-unsweetened super-liquefied shopkeeper beard	0		Effect: "Bear Clawed", Effect Duration: 55
8364	ionized moist alien autoautopsy kit	0		Effect: "Angry like the Wolf", Effect Duration: 19
8365	nitrogenated aerosolized extra-activated twirling cyan novelty fruit hat	0		Effect: "Elemental Flavor", Effect Duration: 18
8366	unsweetened yellow invisibility cream	0		Effect: "Leash of Linguini", Effect Duration: 31
8367	liquefied double-quantum handful of stubble	0		Effect: "Winning Smile", Effect Duration: 49
8368	super-alkaline ionized garbage juice slurpee	0		Effect: "Creepin' Up on You", Effect Duration: 64
8369	anodized mirror plunge-leg	0		Effect: "Horrid, Torrid", Effect Duration: 33
8370	adjusted altered non-moist funky eyepatch	0		Effect: "Tightly-Wound Spine", Effect Duration: 12
8371	chilled bucket of fish juice	0		Effect: "Swimming Head", Effect Duration: 32
8372	frozen pulsating flashy pirate dreadlocks	0		Effect: "Fire Inside", Effect Duration: 31
8373	aerosolized red captured boozles	0		Effect: "Loco Motives", Effect Duration: 56
8374	activated chilled twirling drinks tray	0		Effect: "Drenched With Filth", Effect Duration: 22
8375	activated activated triple-polarized yellow eyebrow lifter	0		Effect: "Strawberry Alarm", Effect Duration: 32
8376	jittery submarine	0		Last Available: "2015-06"
8377	moldy pixel lemon	3	crappy	Last Available: "2015-06"
8378	mediocre practically non-alcoholic pixel daiquiri	1	decent	Last Available: "2015-06"
8379	colloidal blue power pill	0		Effect: "Hombre Muerto Caminando", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2015-06"
8380	modified dry pixel potion	0		Effect: "One For Tea", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2015-06"
8381	tumbling Pack of Every Card	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-07"
8382	teal Deck of Every Card	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8383	upside-down popular part	0		
8384	olive bubblegum heart	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8385	squat tumbling cubic zirconia	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8386	valuable coin	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8387	mana	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8388	blinking squat mana	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8389	mana	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8390	mana	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8391	huge mana	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8392	blinking pulsating gift card	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8393	twirling hermit factoid	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8394	The Emperor's dry cleaning	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8395	Sherlock's The Emperor's new hat	0		Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2015-07"
8396	lightning-fast The Emperor's new shirt	0		Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2015-07"
8397	up-at-dawn The Emperor's new pants	0		Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2015-07"
8398	bouncing supercharged energetic lead pipe	0		Maximum MP Percent: 50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-07"
8399	mirror stiffened sinister rope	0		Spell Damage: +10, Damage Reduction: 1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-07"
8400	Jeselnik's wrench of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Sleaze Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-07"
8401	squat Sherlock's Sinatra's candlestick	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Item Drop: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-07"
8402	knife of the brazier of the cheetah	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Initiative: +60, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-07"
8403	energetic revolver of temperance	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-07"
8404	huge 1952 Mickey Mantle card	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8405	talking spade	0		Free Pull
8406	savory dry noodles	0		
8407	half-sized flavorless pestopiary	2	decent	
8408	adjusted aerosolized ectoplasmic orbs	0		Effect: "Feet of Grapefruit", Effect Duration: 24
8409	flavorless crudles	3	decent	
8410	diet delicious agnolotti arboli	1	awesome	
8411	decent miniature cyan spaghetti with ghost balls	2	good	
8412	miniature bland succulent marrow	2	decent	
8413	jumbo stale salacious crumbs	5	decent	
8414	adequate small fusilli marrownarrow	2	good	
8415	decent enchanted suggestive strozzapreti	4	good	Effect: "Hare-o-dynamic", Effect Duration: 15
8416	Mountain Stream gastrique	0		
8417	moldy Mt. McLargeHuge oyster	4	crappy	
8418	mirror wobbly oyster sauce	0		
8419	flavorless linguini immondizia bianco	4	decent	
8420	decent shells a la shellfish	4	good	
8421	blurry jittery Jick's autograph	0		
8422	shaking upside-down high-temperature mining drill	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8423	unsmoothed velvet	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8424	skewed 1,970 carat	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8425	New Age healing crystal	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8426	squat Volcoino	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8427	fizzing spore pod	0		
8428	spore pod	0		
8429	tumbling veiny spore pod	0		
8430	hard spore pod	0		
8431	shaking spore pod	0		
8432	hot spore pod	0		
8433	cool spore pod	0		
8434	squat ghostly jingling spore pod	0		
8435	ghostly miser's beefy LavaCo Lamp&trade;	0		Muscle: +10, Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2015-08", Rollover Effect Duration: 50
8436	reassuring LavaCo Lamp&trade; of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2015-08", Rollover Effect Duration: 50
8437	up-at-dawn wicked LavaCo Lamp&trade;	0		Spell Damage: +5, Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2015-08", Rollover Effect Duration: 50
8438	teal thin wire	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8439	insulated wire	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8440	empty lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8441	full lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8442	viscous lava globs	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8443	lava globs	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8444	upside-down blue lava globs	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8445	fuchsia lava globs	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8446	teal SMOOCH bottlecap	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
8447	uncapped lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8448	uncapped lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8449	pulsating uncapped lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8450	capped lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8451	capped lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8452	huge capped lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8453	jittery heat-resistant sheet	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8454	LavaCo&trade; Lamp housing	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8455	New Age crystal	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8456	cyan crystalline light bulb	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8457	broken high-temperature mining drill	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8458	hardy high-temperature mining mask of the empath	0		Maximum HP: +50, Familiar Weight: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2015-08"
8459	flame-retardant stanky fireproof megaphone	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2015-08"
8460	super-sized spoiled mineapple	5	crappy	Last Available: "2015-08"
8461	mediocre watered-down Gold Velvet&trade; whiskey	2	decent	Last Available: "2015-08"
8462	SMOOCH soda	1	awesome	Last Available: "2015-08"
8463	stale bouncing smelted roe	4	decent	Last Available: "2015-08"
8464	watered-down hand-crafted lavawater	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-08"
8465	triple-ionized huge basaltamander tongue	0		Effect: "Raging Animal", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2015-08"
8466	double-paned lavalarva of the wise owl of mayonnaise	0		Mysticality: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Cold Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2015-08"
8467	miser's double-paned friendly lava balaclava	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Cold Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2015-08"
8468	executive baleful wizardly basaltamander buckler	0		Mysticality: +25, Spell Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2015-08"
8469	activated huge blurry lava globs	0		Effect: "Stop the Presses!", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2015-08"
8470	decent mirror gooey lava globs	4	good	Last Available: "2015-08"
8471	lava-proof pants of the sewer of the sweet-tooth	0		Stench Damage: +25, Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2015-08"
8472	clever heat-resistant necktie of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Maximum MP: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08"
8473	fireproof smooth heat-resistant gloves of the pedagogue	0		Moxie: +15, Experience: +3, Hot Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08"
8474	big decent wobbly very hot lunch	5	good	Last Available: "2015-08"
8475	drinkable extra-dry jittery asbestos thermos	5	good	Last Available: "2015-08"
8476	chilled liquid rhinestones	0		Effect: "Jawin'", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2015-08"
8477	yummy disco biscuit	3	awesome	Last Available: "2015-08"
8478	strong drinkable Quaatorade&trade;	5	good	Last Available: "2015-08"
8479	shaking manspreader's biker's hat of the ox of Leguizamo	0		Muscle: +20, Monster Level: 30, Familiar Effect: "atk", Last Available: "2015-08"
8480	zippy flame-retardant medical-grade feathered headdress	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Initiative: +20, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley", Last Available: "2015-08"
8481	zippy sinister electrician's hardhat of terror	0		Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Initiative: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk", Last Available: "2015-08"
8482	Lava Miner's Daughter	0		Skill: "Asbestos Heart", Last Available: "2015-08"
8483	Psycho From The Heat	0		Skill: "Pyromania", Last Available: "2015-08"
8484	The Firegate Tapes	0		Skill: "Firegate", Last Available: "2015-08"
8485	spinning green &quot;DEBBIE&quot; tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8486	blue one-day ticket to That 70s Volcano	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8487	tumbling airplane charter: That 70s Volcano	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-08"
8488	Manual of Numberology	0		Skill: "Calculate the Universe"
8489	shaking New Age hurting crystal	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8490	blurry wicked smooth velvet pants	0		Spell Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 2xPotato, cap 12", Last Available: "2015-08"
8491	veiny smooth velvet shirt	0		Maximum HP: +10, Last Available: "2015-08"
8492	smooth velvet hat of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Last Available: "2015-08"
8493	upside-down hardy smooth velvet pocket square	0		Maximum HP: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08"
8494	olive clever smooth velvet socks	0		Maximum MP: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08"
8495	forbidden smooth velvet hanky	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08"
8496	Temple Grandin's razor-sharp The One Mood Ring	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Familiar Weight: +7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08"
8497	upside-down Mr. Choch's bone	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8498	Mr. Cheeng's 'stache	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8499	bouncing Saturday Night thermometer	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8500	fuchsia the tongue of Smimmons	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8501	spinning Raul's guitar pick	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8502	Pener's crisps	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8503	signed deuce	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8504	Lavalos core	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8505	twirling skewed squat half-melted hula girl	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8506	glass ceiling fragments	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8507	dehydrated gray SMOOCH coffee cup	1	good	Effect: "The Q Is Talking To You", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2015-08"
8508	flattened gray wobbly labrador cookie	0		Effect: "Stinky Hands", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2015-08"
8509	auspicious aromatic shellacked Mr. Cheeng's spectacles	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Stench Resistance: +1, Item Drop: +10, Single Equip, Drops Items, Last Available: "2015-08"
8510	tumbling frosty wholesome grease cannon	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2015-08"
8511	altered dry skewed demon makeup kit	0		Effect: "Patent Alacrity", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2015-08"
8512	frightening dog trainer's love of horror	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Spooky Damage: +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2015-08"
8513	zippy dance instructor's Pener's drumstick of the empath	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Familiar Weight: +5, Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2015-08"
8514	nippy healthy deuce cape	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Cold Damage: +10, Last Available: "2015-08"
8515	family-friendly hardy experienced Lavalos's shell	0		Experience: +2, Maximum HP: +50, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2015-08"
8516	studded smooth velvet bra of the businessman	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2015-08"
8517	narrow wholesome SMOOCH bracers of temperance	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08", Thorns: 1
8518	chaotic SMOOCH kneepads	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08", Thorns: 1
8519	wizardly SMOOCH spaulders	0		Mysticality: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08", Thorns: 1
8520	executive auspicious SMOOCH codpiece	0		Item Drop: +10, Meat Drop: +40, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 20", Last Available: "2015-08", Thorns: 1
8521	Tesla SMOOCH breastplate	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2015-08", Thorns: 1
8522	superduperheated	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8523	blurry fused fuse	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8524	skewed gray superheated	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8525	super-sized stale lava cake	5	decent	Last Available: "2015-08"
8526	big moldy pulsating pink slime	5	crappy	
8527	bouncing yellow Devil's Elbow Hot Sauce	0		
8528	Special&trade; Sauce	0		
8529	rotten devil hair pasta	3	crappy	
8530	bland spagecialetti	3	decent	
8531	blue Salsa Libre	0		
8532	cyan good gravy	0		
8533	yellow skewed illicit fish sauce	0		
8534	small adequate ghostly libertagliatelle	2	good	
8535	spoiled turkish mostaccioli	3	crappy	
8536	normal bite-sized linguini of the sea	1	good	
8537	irradiated boiled Hersey&trade; SMOOCH	0		Effect: "Disdain of the Storm Tortoise", Effect Duration: 68
8539	Alexy sauce	0		
8540	rainbow sauce	0		
8541	drug cocktail sauce	0		
8542	moldy half-sized wobbly Fettris	2	crappy	
8543	decent fusillocybin	4	good	
8544	stale prescription noodles	3	decent	
8545	vaporized jittery blood-drive sticker	1	awesome	Effect: "Sticky Hands", Effect Duration: 25
8546	galvanized irradiated skewed bag of grain	0		Effect: "You Liver", Effect Duration: 28
8547	corrupted frozen cyan pocket maze	0		Effect: "There Is A Spoon", Effect Duration: 66
8548	non-energized shady shades	0		Effect: "Lucky Cat Is Lucky", Effect Duration: 37
8549	pickled liquefied squeaky toy rose	0		Effect: "Witch Breaded", Effect Duration: 33
8550	moldy weird gazelle steak	3	crappy	
8551	decent snack-sized sausage without a cause	2	good	
8552	anodized face paint	0		Effect: "Cautious Prowl", Effect Duration: 28
8553	tolerable special weak green emergency margarita	2	good	Effect: "Saucefingers", Effect Duration: 5
8554	tolerable watered-down vintage smart drink	2	good	
8555	a ten-percent bonus	0		
8556	skewed Thwaitgold termite statuette	0		
8557	wobbly The Emperor's new cookie	0		
8558	cold-filtered double-vacuum-sealed bouncing Wickers bar	0		Effect: "Itchy Trigger Finger", Effect Duration: 12
8559	energized tumbling bakelite-covered bacon	0		Effect: "Lit Up", Effect Duration: 21
8560	altered vacuum-sealed olive Aerheads	0		Effect: "Healthy Blue Glow", Effect Duration: 46
8561	non-oxidized tumbling ghostly Wrotz	0		Effect: "Incredibly Hulking", Effect Duration: 20
8562	colloidal mirror Gabarbar	0		Effect: "Cuts Like a Buttered Knife", Effect Duration: 64
8563	nitrogenated chilled fiberglass insulation	0		Effect: "The Smeezingtons", Effect Duration: 59
8564	shrine to the Barrel god	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-09"
8565	miser's Lo Pan's barrel lid of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Meat Drop: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-09"
8566	scandalous rosy-cheeked thinker's barrel hoop earring	0		Mysticality: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Sleaze Damage: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-09"
8567	greedy shellacked sinister bankruptcy barrel	0		Spell Damage: +10, Damage Reduction: 7, Meat Drop: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2015-09"
8568	blinking firkin	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8569	normal barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8570	tun	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8571	squat weathered barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8572	barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8573	barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8574	moist barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8575	rotting barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8576	mouldering barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8577	barnacled barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8578	tolerable special maroon bottle of Amontillado	4	good	Effect: "Disco Concentration", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2015-09"
8579	aged weak pulsating barrel-aged martini	2	awesome	Last Available: "2015-09"
8580	adequate barrel pickle	4	good	Last Available: "2015-09"
8581	small adequate barrel cracker	2	good	Last Available: "2015-09"
8582	vaporized vibrating mushroom	1	good	Effect: "Joy", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2015-09"
8583	altered mushroom	1	decent	Last Available: "2015-09"
8584	educational KoL Con 12-gauge	0		Experience: +1, Last Available: "2015-09"
8585	greedy Golden Mr. Eh?	0		Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2015-09"
8586	tumbling Jack Frost's barrel gun	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2015-09"
8587	shaking barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8588	barrel beryl	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8589	thick fancy normal water log	5	good	Effect: "Sealed Brain", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2015-09"
8590	extremely unsafe Herculean barrelhead	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2015-09"
8591	crafty therapeutic bottoms of the barrel	0		Maximum MP: +10, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2015-09"
8592	stanky electrified chest barrel	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2015-09"
8593	bung spigot	0		Equips On: "Lil' Barrel Mimic"
8594	ribald crafty double barreled barrel gun	0		Maximum MP: +10, Sleaze Damage: +10, Last Available: "2015-09"
8595	gray smartaleck's sage triple barreled barrel gun of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Mysticality Percent: +10, Moxie Percent: +30, Last Available: "2015-09"
8596	shaking blue forbidden barrel beryl choker of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2015-09"
8597	Rosewater's barrel beryl nose ring of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Mysticality Percent: +30, Last Available: "2015-09"
8598	squat manspreader's stiffened barrel beryl ring	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Monster Level: +10, Last Available: "2015-09"
8599	upside-down map to the Biggest Barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8600	bouncing potted tea tree	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8601	denatured cuppa Flamibili tea	0		Effect: "Sauce Monocle", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2015-09"
8602	modified magnetized bouncing squat cuppa Yet tea	0		Effect: "Feet of Grapefruit", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2015-09"
8603	dry activated blinking ghostly cuppa Boo tea	0		Effect: "Sweet, Nuts", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2015-09"
8604	irradiated energized activated cuppa Nas tea	0		Effect: "Extra-Wet", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2015-09"
8605	triple-frozen double-ionized mirror cuppa Improprie tea	0		Effect: "Dragged Through the Coals", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2015-09"
8606	dry lime green cuppa Frost tea	0		Effect: "Chain Chain Chains", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2015-09"
8607	warmed electrified quadruple-flattened cuppa Toast tea	0		Effect: "Bloody-minded", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2015-09"
8608	cold-filtered activated narrow tumbling cuppa Net tea	0		Effect: "Oh Hamlet Hamlet Hamlet Hamlet", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2015-09"
8609	double-cold-filtered Vulcanized cuppa Proprie tea	0		Effect: "Macho Profundo", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2015-09"
8610	moist polymerized cuppa Morbidi tea	0		Effect: "Mana Tea", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2015-09"
8611	tarnished nitrogenated cuppa Chari tea	0		Effect: "Alpine Mintiness", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2015-09"
8612	activated wobbly cuppa Serendipi tea	0		Effect: "Strong Spirit", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2015-09"
8613	altered cuppa Feroci tea	0		Effect: "Dirge of Dreadfulness", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2015-09"
8614	altered oxidized blurry cuppa Physicali tea	0		Effect: "Orchid Blood", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2015-09"
8615	boiled cuppa Wit tea	0		Effect: "Innately Strong", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2015-09"
8616	magnetized extra-diffused cuppa Neuroplastici tea	0		Effect: "Slimily Sagacious", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2015-09"
8617	polarized concentrated cuppa Dexteri tea	0		Effect: "Spirit Bubble", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2015-09"
8618	triple-diffused modified cuppa Flexibili tea	0		Effect: "Coal-Powered", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2015-09"
8619	super-nitrogenated triple-quantum twirling cuppa Impregnabili tea	0		Effect: "Hagg-ard", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2015-09"
8620	dry cold-filtered cuppa Obscuri tea	0		Effect: "Meadulla Oblongota", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2015-09"
8621	concentrated jittery cuppa Irritabili tea	0		Effect: "Curse of the Black Pearl Onion", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2015-09"
8622	modified cuppa Mediocri tea	0		Effect: "Heart of Pink", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2015-09"
8623	triple-wet cuppa Loyal tea	0		Effect: "Abyssal Sweat", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2015-09"
8624	dried shaking twirling fuchsia cuppa Activi tea	1	crappy	Last Available: "2015-09"
8625	mixed cuppa Cruel tea	1		Last Available: "2015-09"
8626	cold-filtered denatured cuppa Alacri tea	0		Effect: "Muddled", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2015-09"
8627	super-denatured moist modified cuppa Vitali tea	0		Effect: "Human-Insect Hybrid", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2015-09"
8628	flattened cuppa Mana tea	0		Effect: "Faboooo", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2015-09"
8629	flattened aerosolized cuppa Monstrosi tea	0		Effect: "Bright!", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2015-09"
8630	deionized nitrogenated cuppa Twen tea	0		Effect: "Be a Mind Master", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2015-09"
8631	flattened concentrated cuppa Gill tea	0		Effect: "Stimulated Body", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2015-09"
8632	extra-concentrated shaking cuppa Uncertain tea	0		Effect: "Wolf's Bane", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2015-09"
8633	cuppa Voraci tea	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8634	cuppa Sobrie tea	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8635	cuppa Royal tea	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8636	concentrated super-corrupted bouncing twirling cuppa Craft tea	0		Effect: "Raging Animal", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2015-09"
8637	adjusted diffused maroon cuppa Insani tea	0		Effect: "Bonelording", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2015-09"
8638	jittery electrified weightlifter's Royal scepter of the cheetah	0		Muscle: +15, Initiative: +60, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2015-09", Rollover Effect Duration: 5
8639	doghouse	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-10"
8640	Ghost Dog Chow	0		Last Available: "2015-10"
8641	toothsome squat bowl of eyeballs	4	awesome	Last Available: "2015-10"
8642	toothsome bowl of mummy guts	3	awesome	Last Available: "2015-10"
8643	decent miniature ghostly bowl of maggots	2	good	Last Available: "2015-10"
8644	acceptable bouncing blood and blood	4	good	Last Available: "2015-10"
8645	tolerable Jack-O-Lantern beer	3	good	Last Available: "2015-10"
8646	drinkable blinking zombie	3	good	Last Available: "2015-10"
8647	Telltale&trade; rubber heart	0		Last Available: "2015-10"
8648	wind-up spider	0		Last Available: "2015-10"
8649	plastic nightmare troll	0		Last Available: "2015-10"
8650	tennis ball	0		Last Available: "2015-10"
8651	lime green prompt flame-retardant sharpshooter's crown	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Hot Resistance: +1, Adventures: +3, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xGhuol, cap 27"
8652	shaking ear poison	0		
8653	shaking blinking stink-penny	0		
8654	nasty rosy-cheeked hawk of courage	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Stench Damage: +5, Spooky Resistance: +3
8655	stale hamlet sandwich	4	decent	
8656	Othello's military jacket of the ox	0		Muscle: +20
8657	sinister Othello's dagger	0		Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
8658	jittery Othello's handkerchief of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Single Equip
8659	nitrogenated blue bowl of Jeal-O	0		Effect: "Rotten Memories", Effect Duration: 62
8660	olive grip key	0		
8661	How to Play Othello	0		
8662	shaking huge Sinatra's ghostly dagger of the ox of the scaredy-cat	0		Muscle: +20, Experience (Moxie): +5, Monster Level: -15
8663	tolerable cyan blurry ghost beer	3	good	
8664	razor-sharp Othello set	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25
8665	rotten tomato	0		
8666	Twelve Night Energy	0		
8667	grievous Newton's Yorick of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Weapon Damage Percent: +50
8668	upside-down blurry rose	0		
8669	purple tulip	0		
8670	mirror blinking tulip	0		
8671	tulip	0		
8672	Walford's bucket	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8673	squat Wal-Mart gift certificate	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8674	narrow airplane charter: The Glaciest	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-11"
8675	green one-day ticket to The Glaciest	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8676	non-aerosolized aerosolized shoulder-warming lotion	0		Effect: "Bat Attitude", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2015-11"
8677	rotten iceberg lettuce	4	crappy	Last Available: "2015-11"
8678	bad strong ice wine	5	decent	Last Available: "2015-11"
8679	flame-retardant ribald Van der Graaf Wal-Mart snowglobe	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +1, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2015-11"
8680	prompt Usain Bolt's healthy Wal-Mart nametag	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Initiative: +80, Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2015-11"
8681	gray chaotic sinister dangerous Wal-Mart overalls	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Spell Damage: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Last Available: "2015-11"
8682	To Build an Igloo	0		Skill: "Refusal to Freeze", Last Available: "2015-11"
8683	mirror The Chill of the Wild	0		Skill: "Beardfreeze", Last Available: "2015-11"
8684	tumbling Cold Fang	0		Skill: "Frost Bite", Last Available: "2015-11"
8685	Wal-Mart tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8686	perfect ice cube	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8687	yellow The Fun-Guy Cold Weather Bartender's Guide	0		Skill: "Perfect Freeze", Last Available: "2015-11"
8688	blinking bellhop's hat of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, 0.75xBarrr, cap 30", Last Available: "2015-11"
8689	bad squat ice porter	3	decent	Last Available: "2015-11", Wiki Name: "ice porter (drink)"
8690	polymerized irradiated huge exotic travel brochure	0		Effect: "Wet Rub", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2015-11"
8691	bag of foreign bribes	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8692	flattened shampoo-conditioner	0		Effect: "All Fired Up", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2015-11"
8693	hotel minibar key	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8694	ice hotel bell	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8695	Martialest Arts trophy	0		Last Available: "2016-01"
8696	powdered medicinal herbs	1		Last Available: "2016-01"
8697	rotten ice rice	3	crappy	Last Available: "2016-01"
8698	smooth iced plum wine	4	awesome	Last Available: "2016-01"
8699	zippy electrified experienced training belt	0		Experience: +2, Initiative: +20, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-01"
8700	pulsating jittery careful dangerous training legwarmers of the empath	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Monster Level: -10, Familiar Weight: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-01"
8701	asbestos-lined educational cool training helmet	0		Moxie: +5, Experience: +1, Hot Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2016-01"
8702	narrow training scroll:  Shattering Punch	0		Skill: "Shattering Punch", Last Available: "2016-01"
8703	blinking training scroll:  Snokebomb	0		Skill: "Snokebomb", Last Available: "2016-01"
8704	purple training scroll:  Shivering Monkey Technique	0		Skill: "Shivering Monkey Technique", Last Available: "2016-01"
8705	X-32-F snowman crate	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-01"
8706	maroon tumbling machine elf capsule	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-12"
8707	olive self-dribbling basketball	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Last Available: "2015-12"
8708	vaporized upside-down abstraction: action	1		Effect: "Celestial Vision", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2015-12"
8709	twisted abstraction: thought	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
8710	powdered shaking abstraction: sensation	1		Effect: "Cautious Prowl", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2015-12"
8711	dehydrated blinking abstraction: purpose	1		Effect: "Sharp Weapon", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2015-12"
8712	denatured abstraction: category	1		Effect: "Drenched With Filth", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2015-12"
8713	dried red blinking shaking abstraction: perception	1		Effect: "Hobonic", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2015-12"
8714	boiled blurry abstraction: motion	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
8715	vaporized abstraction: joy	1		Effect: "Human-Humanoid Hybrid", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2015-12"
8716	compressed yellow abstraction: certainty	1		Effect: "El Vibrations", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2015-12"
8717	vaporized abstraction: comprehension	1		Effect: "Alacri Tea", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2015-12"
8718	purple modern picture frame	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8719	stale small VYKEA meatballs	2	decent	Last Available: "2015-11"
8720	watered-down perfectly mixed skewed VYKEA mead	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-11"
8721	alkaline enhanced blurry VYKEA woadpaint	0		Effect: "Coldfinger", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2015-11"
8722	olive VYKEA frenzy rune	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8723	blinking VYKEA blood rune	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8724	VYKEA lightning rune	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8725	VYKEA plank	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8726	VYKEA rail	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8727	VYKEA bracket	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8728	upside-down VYKEA dowel	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8729	hardy Da Vinci's VYKEA hex key of the boozehound	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Maximum HP: +50, Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2015-11"
8730	purple VYKEA instructions	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8731	miniature toothsome gray tin of submardines	2	awesome	Last Available: "2015-11", Wiki Name: "tin of submardines"
8732	lousy watered-down bottle of norwhiskey	2	decent	Last Available: "2015-11"
8733	boiled blurry octolus oculus	1	decent	Last Available: "2015-11"
8734	huge knitted Herculean groovy sardine can key	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Experience (Muscle): +1, Cold Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2015-11"
8735	pulsating jittery inspector's careful norwhal helmet of the brazier	0		Monster Level: -10, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: +15, Familiar Effect: "atk", Last Available: "2015-11"
8736	zippy electrified octolus-skin cloak of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Initiative: +20, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2015-11", Rollover Effect Duration: 30
8737	enchanted acceptable perfect cosmopolitan	3	good	Effect: "Weapon of Mass Destruction", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2015-11"
8738	drinkable perfect negroni	3	good	Last Available: "2015-11"
8739	lousy practically non-alcoholic cyan perfect dark and stormy	1	decent	Last Available: "2015-11"
8740	hand-crafted perfect mimosa	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-11"
8741	enchanted lousy jittery perfect old-fashioned	4	decent	Effect: "Cold, Dead Hands", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2015-11"
8742	lousy watered-down special perfect paloma	2	decent	Effect: "Blackberry Politeness", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2015-11"
8743	altered That 70s Cologne	0		Effect: "Liquid Luck", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2015-11"
8744	altered alkaline red Wal-Mart &quot;diamond&quot; ring	0		Effect: "Punchy, Murdery", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2015-11"
8745	extra-galvanized pulsating huge Puffstone cigar	0		Effect: "Amorous", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2015-11"
8746	warmed irradiated narrow upside-down Conspiracy&trade; mascara	0		Effect: "Spiky Frozen Hair", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2015-11"
8747	ionized triple-ionized altered yellow Spring Break Beach &quot;swimsuit&quot;	0		Effect: "Powdered", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2015-11"
8748	airplane tattoo	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8749	irradiated ionized Deep Machine Tunnels snowglobe	0		Effect: "Turkey-Friendly", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2015-12"
8750	energized dry narrow upside-down hemp candy necklace	0		Effect: "Eyes All Black", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2015-12"
8751	unsweetened wet non-aerosolized teal communal gobstopper	0		Effect: "Jalape&ntilde;o Saucesphere", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2015-12"
8752	stale upside-down Crimbo salad	4	decent	Last Available: "2015-12"
8753	decent low-calorie bread line	1	good	Last Available: "2015-12"
8754	aged weak bark rootbeer	2	awesome	Last Available: "2015-12"
8755	acceptable ale	3	good	Last Available: "2015-12"
8756	blinking smooth plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf	0		Moxie: +15, Last Available: "2015-12"
8757	shellacked plastic Rudolph the Red	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Last Available: "2015-12"
8758	jittery resourceful plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej	0		Maximum MP: +50, Last Available: "2015-12"
8759	tumbling gravedigger's plastic Crimborgatron	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Last Available: "2015-12"
8760	frightening plastic Crimbodhisattva	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2015-12"
8761	tumbling bouquet of all-natural free-range flowers	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8762	stack of communist leaflets	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8763	wobbly BACON	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
8764	spinning box of Gratitude chocolates	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8765	jittery Gratitude chocolate (thyme-filled)	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8766	perfectly mixed strong huge Gratitude chocolate (bourbon-filled)	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2016-02"
8767	spinning Gratitude chocolate (Meat-filled)	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8768	spinning Gratitude chocolate (octopus-filled)	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8769	chocolate bowtie	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8770	nitrogenated improved pressed pitted sheet	0		Effect: "Browbeaten", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2015-12"
8771	sparking robo-battery	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8772	overloaded micro-reactor	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8773	shellacked padded reusable shopping bag of the sewer	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Damage Reduction: 7, Stench Damage: +25, Last Available: "2015-12"
8775	banded coarse hemp socks	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-12"
8776	beefcake's armband	0		Muscle: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-12"
8777	bundle of &quot;fragrant&quot; herbs	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8778	nuclear stockpile	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8779	pine cone	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8780	red iron chain	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8781	pine cone necklace of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Last Available: "2015-12"
8782	electrified reindeer hammer	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2015-12"
8783	prompt elf ploughshare	0		Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2015-12"
8784	circle drum	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8785	The Big Book of Communism	0		Last Available: "2015-12", Skill: "Communism!"
8786	faded protest sign	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8787	blinking faded protest sign	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8788	ghostly nasty-smelling moss	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8789	book	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8790	elven tambourine of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2015-12"
8791	dangerous reindeer sickle	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Last Available: "2015-12"
8792	face paint	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-12"
8793	face paint	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-12"
8794	The Big Book of Communism (used)	0		Skill: "Communism!", Last Available: "2015-12"
8795	yellow squat Batfellow comic	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-12"
8796	plastic spoiler	0		
8797	squat bat-oomerang	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8798	yellow bat-jute	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8799	bouncing bat-o-mite	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8800	ROM of Optimality	0		Skill: "Toggle Optimality"
8801	incriminating evidence	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8802	dangerous chemicals	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8803	pulsating kidnapped orphan	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8804	high-grade	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8805	high-tensile-strength fibers	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8806	high-grade explosives	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8807	experimental gene therapy	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8808	ultracoagulator	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8809	self-defense training	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8810	fingerprint dusting kit	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8811	confidence-building hug	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8812	exploding kickball	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8813	green jittery glob of Bat-Glue	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8814	Bat-Aid&trade; bandage	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8815	mirror bat-bearing	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8816	normal miniature Kudzu salad	2	good	Last Available: "2016-12"
8817	mixed spinning lime green Mansquito Serum	1		Last Available: "2016-12"
8818	aged olive twirling Miss Graves' vermouth	3	awesome	Last Available: "2016-12"
8819	flavorless The Plumber's mushroom stew	4	decent	Last Available: "2016-12"
8820	mixed yellow The Author's ink	1		Effect: "Cybernetic Muscles", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2016-02"
8821	perfectly mixed The Mad Liquor	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2016-12"
8822	smooth Doc Clock's thyme cocktail	4	awesome	Last Available: "2016-12"
8823	normal diet Mr. Burnsger	1	good	Last Available: "2016-12"
8824	distilled huge The Inquisitor's unidentifiable object	1		Last Available: "2016-12"
8825	MacGyver's wholesome brainy The Jokester's gun	0		Mysticality: +5, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Maximum MP: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire the Jokester's Gun", Last Available: "2016-12"
8826	reassuring lard-coated curative The Jokester's wig	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +1, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Adjust the Jokester's Wig", Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol", Last Available: "2016-12"
8827	narrow aromatic forbidden slick The Jokester's pants	0		Moxie: +10, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Stench Resistance: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Adjust the Jokester's Pants", Last Available: "2016-12"
8828	extra-liquefied blinking blinking Jokester makeup	0		Effect: "Magically Fingered", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2016-12"
8829	wobbly replica bat-oomerang	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
8830	red battoo kit	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
8831	fuchsia basking robin	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-12"
8832	domino mask	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8833	dry robin's egg	0		Effect: "Cruisin' for a Bruisin'", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2016-12"
8834	snack-sized normal robin flan	2	good	Last Available: "2016-12"
8835	weak lousy robin nog	2	decent	Last Available: "2016-12"
8836	LT&T telegraph office deed	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-02"
8837	mirror blurry plaintive telegram	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8838	exploding gum	0		
8839	root beer barrel	0		
8840	frozen tarnished blurry Kudzu slaw	0		Effect: "Rushtacean'", Effect Duration: 29
8841	quantum Mansquito's blood	0		Effect: "Chalky Hand", Effect Duration: 27
8842	liquefied ghostly infrablack lipstick	0		Effect: "Disdain of the Storm Tortoise", Effect Duration: 58
8843	wet can of drain cleaner	0		Effect: "Healthy Green Glow", Effect Duration: 30
8844	pickled ionized pickled The Author's inkwell	0		Effect: "Livin' Large", Effect Duration: 18
8845	polymerized enhanced narrow bag of random words	0		Effect: "Dance Interpreter", Effect Duration: 31
8846	double-irradiated Vulcanized tube of pendulum lube	0		Effect: "Gemini Rising", Effect Duration: 46
8847	boiled bouncing red-hot jawbreaker	0		Effect: "Loyal Tea", Effect Duration: 50
8848	tarnished question juice	0		Effect: "Boon of the Storm Tortoise", Effect Duration: 41
8849	modified anodized cyan blurry tube of villain	0		Effect: "Mighty Shout", Effect Duration: 19
8850	your cowboy boots of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cowboy Kick", Last Available: "2016-02"
8851	inflatable LT&T telegraph office	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8852	nugget of quicksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8853	nugget of thicksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8854	nugget of wicksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8855	nugget of slicksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8856	nugget of sicksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8857	skewed nugget of nicksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8858	nugget of ticksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8859	skewed jittery dog trainer's quicksilver ring	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8860	lightning-fast chilly thicksilver ring of mayonnaise	0		Cold Damage: +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Initiative: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8861	zippy nasty wicksilver ring of terror	0		Stench Damage: +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Initiative: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8862	blue double-paned knitted Newton's slicksilver ring	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Cold Resistance: 8, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8863	purple foul-smelling sage brawny sicksilver ring	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Mysticality Percent: +10, Stench Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8864	Herculean nicksilver ring of the brute of chilblains	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Experience (Muscle): +1, Cold Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8865	tumbling double-paned horrifying ticksilver ring	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8866	up-at-dawn Jack Frost's mansplainer's Heimz Fortified Kidney Beans	0		Monster Level: +15, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2016-02"
8867	wool grievous Tesla's Electroplated Beans of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2016-02"
8868	tumbling foul-smelling razor-sharp Mixed Garbanzos and Chickpeas of chilblains	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Cold Damage: +25, Stench Damage: +10, Last Available: "2016-02"
8869	curative Hellfire Spicy Beans	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2016-02"
8870	Frigid Northern Beans of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2016-02"
8871	World's Blackest-Eyed Peas of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Last Available: "2016-02"
8872	Rosewater's Trader Olaf's Exotic Stinkbeans	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Last Available: "2016-02"
8873	Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Beans of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2016-02"
8874	avaricious frightening smelly beefcake's beefy Val-U Brand Every Bean Salad	0		Muscle: 35, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2016-02"
8875	mirror clever stiffened Shrub's Premium Baked Beans of Leguizamo	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Maximum MP: +20, Monster Level: +20, Last Available: "2016-02"
8876	adequate super-sized twirling plate of Heimz Fortified Kidney Beans	5	good	Last Available: "2016-02"
8877	normal fancy plate of Tesla's Electroplated Beans	4	good	Effect: "Slightly Larger Than Usual", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2016-02"
8878	snack-sized toothsome plate of Mixed Garbanzos and Chickpeas	2	awesome	Last Available: "2016-02"
8879	low-calorie flavorless plate of Hellfire Spicy Beans	1	decent	Last Available: "2016-02"
8880	stale fancy half-sized plate of Frigid Northern Beans	2	decent	Effect: "Ack!  Barred!", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2016-02"
8881	flavorless plate of World's Blackest-Eyed Peas	4	decent	Last Available: "2016-02"
8882	normal plate of Trader Olaf's Exotic Stinkbeans	3	good	Last Available: "2016-02"
8883	flavorless huge plate of Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Beans	6	decent	Last Available: "2016-02"
8884	moldy plate of Val-U Brand Every Bean Salad	4	crappy	Last Available: "2016-02"
8885	big stale plate of Shrub's Premium Baked Beans	5	decent	Last Available: "2016-02"
8886	Jim Carey's baleful Fancy Jeff's pocket square	0		Spell Damage: +25, Monster Level: +25, Last Available: "2016-02"
8887	skewed censurious baleful beefy Daisy's unclean bloomers	0		Muscle: +10, Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "2xBArrr, 1xGhuol, cap 37", Last Available: "2016-02"
8888	Pecos Dave's sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8889	olive healthy supercool Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes of mayonnaise	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley", Last Available: "2016-02"
8890	green Glenn's dice	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8891	Usain Bolt's steel-toed shellacked deadly Former Sheriff Dan's tin star of the sweet-tooth	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Damage Reduction: 16, Candy Drop: +100, Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2016-02"
8892	El Vibrato restraints	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8893	gray Clara's bell	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8894	rosewater-soaked Tesla grievous Granny Hackleton's Gatling gun	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Stench Resistance: +3, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2016-02"
8895	yellow mirror buffalo dime	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8896	twirling cow poker	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8897	denatured electrified blurry spinning poker face paint	0		Effect: "Stickler for Promptness", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2016-02"
8898	realistic cap gun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8899	tainted milk	1	awesome	Last Available: "2016-02"
8900	gun parts	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8901	unsweetened denatured triggerfingerbone	0		Effect: "Carrrsmic", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2016-02"
8902	Vulcanized moist ghost bit	0		Effect: "Helping Comes Second", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2016-02"
8903	flattened buzzard feather	0		Effect: "Drenched With Filth", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2016-02"
8904	concentrated triple-warmed ghostly lion musk	0		Effect: "Bilious Brawn", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2016-02"
8905	adequate pulsating bear claw	4	good	Last Available: "2016-02"
8906	moist rattler gland	0		Effect: "Over-Familiar With Dactyls", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2016-02"
8907	oxidized modified half-digested coal	0		Effect: "Twen Tea", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2016-02"
8908	irradiated vacuum-sealed lime green pulsating tightly-wound spine	0		Effect: "In a Lather", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2016-02"
8909	flavorless rotting beefsteak	3	decent	Last Available: "2016-02"
8910	artisanal firemilk	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2016-02"
8911	warmed shaking spidercow eye-cluster	0		Effect: "Dwarven Hardiness", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2016-02"
8912	mixed red moomy dust	1		Last Available: "2016-02"
8913	blue executive curative western-style skinning knife	0		Meat Drop: +40, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2016-02"
8914	red reliable sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8915	cyan weightlifter's steel knuckles	0		Muscle: +15, Last Available: "2016-02"
8916	Tales of Western Braggadoccio	0		Skill: "Bow-Legged Swagger", Last Available: "2016-02"
8917	blinking Hell and How I Bent It	0		Skill: "Bend Hell", Last Available: "2016-02"
8918	The Western Look	0		Skill: "Steely-Eyed Squint", Last Available: "2016-02"
8919	twirling LT&T tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8920	Western Slang Vol. 1: Violence	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-02"
8921	red Western Slang Vol. 2: Cooking	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-02"
8922	Western Slang Vol. 3: Fraud	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-02"
8923	disc (white)	0		
8924	bouncing squat disc (black)	0		
8925	disc (red)	0		
8926	tumbling disc (green)	0		
8927	purple disc (blue)	0		
8928	disc (yellow)	0		
8929	blue red-hot knucklebone	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8930	non-adjusted activated huge pulsating demonic cow's blood	0		Effect: "Wreathed in Merriment", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2016-02"
8931	red twirling rinky-dink sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8932	makeshift sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8933	custom sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8934	baconstone-handled sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8935	porquoise-handled sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8936	ghostly hamethyst-handled sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8937	wobbly mirror mountain lion skin	0		Moxie Percent: +50, Last Available: "2016-02"
8938	grizzled bearskin	0		Muscle Percent: +50, Last Available: "2016-02"
8939	skewed diamondback skin	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8940	coal snakeskin	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8941	teal frontwinder skin	0		Mysticality Percent: +50, Last Available: "2016-02"
8942	rotting cowskin	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8943	shuddering cow skull	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8944	maroon rhinestone cowhorn	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8945	pulsating cow skull	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8946	jangly spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8947	blurry quicksilver spurs	0		Initiative: +30, Last Available: "2016-02"
8948	thicksilver spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8949	tumbling wicksilver spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8950	slicksilver spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8951	sicksilver spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8952	yellow nicksilver spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8953	ticksilver spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8954	tumbling special edition Batfellow comic	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-12"
8955	Tales of the West: Cow Punching	0		
8956	Tales of the West: Beanslinging	0		
8957	cyan Tales of the West: Snake Oiling	0		
8958	briefcase full of snakes	0		
8959	weightlifter's one-gallon hat of extreme caution	0		Muscle: +15, Monster Level: -25
8960	rosy-cheeked wizardly two-gallon hat	0		Mysticality: +25, Maximum HP Percent: +30
8961	narrow Usain Bolt's curative three-gallon hat	0		Initiative: +80, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
8962	lightning-fast supercool four-gallon hat	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Initiative: +40
8963	jittery shaking family-friendly Da Vinci's five-gallon hat	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Sleaze Resistance: +1
8964	fireproof Samson's six-gallon hat	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Hot Resistance: +3
8965	mirror ghostly hardened beefy seven-gallon hat	0		Muscle: +10, Damage Reduction: 3
8966	gravedigger's eight-gallon hat of the early riser	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Adventures: +7
8967	olive gravedigger's frightening nine-gallon hat	0		Spooky Damage: 15
8968	yellow manspreader's extremely unsafe ten-gallon hat	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Monster Level: +10
8969	tumbling huge auspicious supercharged eleven-gallon hat	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Item Drop: +10
8970	wobbly toy sixgun	0		
8971	shaking snake oil	0		
8972	boiled improved skin oil	0		Effect: "Stinkybeard", Effect Duration: 36
8973	chilled super-improved unusual oil	0		Effect: "Cletus's Canticle of Celerity", Effect Duration: 60
8974	quantum magnetized eldritch oil	0		Effect: "Blessing of the Frozen Tortellini", Effect Duration: 50
8975	blinking exclusive club	0		
8976	cold-filtered ionized patent preventative tonic	0		Effect: "Jammin'", Effect Duration: 44
8977	oxidized magnetized olive upside-down patent invisibility tonic	0		Effect: "Psalm of Pointiness", Effect Duration: 19
8978	pressed patent aggression tonic	0		Effect: "Chilblains of the Corn", Effect Duration: 54
8979	pressed double-dry lime green patent sallowness tonic	0		Effect: "Bread-Lined", Effect Duration: 48
8980	frozen patent avarice tonic	0		Effect: "Kissed By Fire", Effect Duration: 67
8981	galvanized twirling lime green blurry patent alacrity tonic	0		Effect: "Blessing of Pikachutlotal", Effect Duration: 43
8982	energized corrupted marrow	0		Effect: "The Dinsey Spirit", Effect Duration: 31
8983	acceptable squat rodeo whiskey	4	good	
8984	Thwaitgold scorpion statuette	0		
8985	lion tamer's real cowboy hat	0		Experience (familiar): +2
8986	pulsating Memories of Cow Punching	0		Free Pull
8987	shaking huge Memories of Beanslinging	0		Free Pull
8988	Memories of Snake Oiling	0		Free Pull
8989	Witchess Set	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-03"
8990	upside-down electronic Brain Trainer game	0		Skill: "Brain Games"
8991	narrow do-it-yourself laser eye surgery kit	0		Skill: "20/20 Vision"
8992	compressed narrow armored prawn	1		Last Available: "2016-03"
8993	spoiled pulsating jumping horseradish	3	crappy	Last Available: "2016-03"
8994	tolerable squat Sacramento wine	4	good	Last Available: "2016-03"
8995	unsweetened alkaline lime green Greek fire	0		Effect: "Worth Your Salt", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2016-03"
8996	jittery zippy frosty Tesla resourceful savvy ox-head shield	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Maximum MP: +50, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Initiative: +20, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-03"
8997	blurry auspicious sizzling wholesome dented scepter of the blizzard of the sweet-tooth	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Hot Damage: +10, Item Drop: +10, Candy Drop: +100, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-03"
8998	Usain Bolt's foul-smelling nippy crafty Newton's very pointy crown	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Maximum MP: +10, Cold Damage: +10, Stench Damage: +10, Initiative: +80, Lasts Until Rollover, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xGhuol", Last Available: "2016-03"
8999	Van der Graaf therapeutic veiny sinister battle broom of incineration	0		Spell Damage: +10, Maximum HP: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +50, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-03"
9000	blinking Clan Floundry	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-04"
9001	red rosy-cheeked shellacked carpe of James Dean of the overflowing toilet	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Damage Reduction: 7, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-04"
9002	squat lightning-fast fireproof scorching codpiece of the detective	0		Hot Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +3, Item Drop: +20, Initiative: +40, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-04"
9003	frosty beefcake's troutsers of Tarzan of Leguizamo	0		Muscle: +25, Experience (Muscle): +3, Monster Level: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 0.5xPotato", Last Available: "2016-04"
9004	scorching sharpshooter's resourceful sinister bass clarinet	0		Spell Damage: +10, Maximum MP: +50, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Hot Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-04"
9005	zippy flame-retardant mansplainer's fish hatchet of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Monster Level: +15, Hot Resistance: +1, Initiative: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-04"
9006	miser's smelly tunac of the pedagogue of the cheetah	0		Experience: +3, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +10, Initiative: +60, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-04"
9007	fishin' pole	0		Last Available: "2016-04"
9008	quadruple-dry Vulcanized wriggling worm	0		Effect: "Bilious Briskness", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2016-04"
9009	delicious fancy blinking bottle of Fishhead 900-Day IPA	3	awesome	Effect: "Elemental Saucesphere", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2016-04"
9010	corrupted shaking high-test fishing line	0		Effect: "Flamingly Floral", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2016-04"
9011	auspicious fishin' hat	0		Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2016-04"
9012	red Trout Fishing in Loathing	0		Skill: "Astute Angler", Last Available: "2016-04"
9013	sonar fishfinder of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2016-04"
9014	luxury fly-tying workbench	0		Fishing Skill: +10, Last Available: "2016-04"
9015	mirror tacklebox	0		Fishing Skill: +5, Last Available: "2016-04"
9016	disconnected intergnat	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-05"
9017	viral video	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9018	upside-down internet point	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9019	meme generator	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9020	plus one	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9021	massive toothsome narrow gallon of milk	8	awesome	Last Available: "2016-05"
9022	narrow print screen button	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9023	squat screencapped monster	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9024	daily dungeon malware	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9025	infinite BACON machine	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9026	First Post shirt package	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9027	sizzling chilly hale First Post shirt - Cir Senam	0		Maximum HP: +20, Cold Damage: +5, Hot Damage: +10, Last Available: "2016-05"
9028	high-speed upgrade	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2016-05"
9029	huge no spoon	0		
9030	delicious blinking star salad	3	awesome	
9031	mirror Thwaitgold moth statuette	0		
9032	snack-sized stale bowl of Tastee-Wheet&trade;	2	decent	
9033	Source terminal	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-06"
9034	upside-down Source essence	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9035	snack-sized moldy browser cookie	2	crappy	Last Available: "2016-06"
9036	acceptable wobbly bouncing hacked gibson	3	good	Last Available: "2016-06"
9037	narrow lion tamer's Source shades	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Last Available: "2016-06"
9038	software bug	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9039	missing semicolon	0		Familiar Weight: +11
9040	Source terminal PRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9041	jittery Source terminal GRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9042	Source terminal SPAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9043	Source terminal CRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9044	blinking narrow Source terminal DRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9045	ghostly upside-down Source terminal TRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9046	Source terminal INGRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9047	skewed Source terminal DIAGRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9048	Source terminal ASHRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9049	squat Source terminal SCRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9050	Source terminal TRIGRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9051	Source terminal file: substats.enh	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9052	Source terminal file: damage.enh	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9053	Source terminal file: critical.enh	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9054	ghostly Source terminal file: protect.enq	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9055	tumbling Source terminal file: stats.enq	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9056	Source terminal file: compress.edu	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9057	Source terminal file: duplicate.edu	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9058	cyan spinning Source terminal file: portscan.edu	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9059	Source terminal file: turbo.edu	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9060	Source terminal file: familiar.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9061	Source terminal file: pram.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9062	blurry Source terminal file: gram.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9063	Source terminal file: spam.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9064	Source terminal file: cram.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9065	Source terminal file: dram.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9066	Source terminal file: tram.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9067	jittery tumbling jittery pill	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9068	prompt stanky hardened strapping plastic detective badge	0		Muscle: +5, Damage Reduction: 3, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2016-07"
9069	gray mirror frightening dangerous beefy bronze detective badge of the brazier	0		Muscle: +10, Weapon Damage: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2016-07"
9070	pulsating occult boxer's beefcake's detective badge of the sewer	0		Muscle: +25, Muscle Percent: +10, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Stench Damage: +25, Last Available: "2016-07"
9071	olive Tesla vibrating rosy-cheeked hardened detective badge	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Maximum MP Percent: +10, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2016-07"
9072	cop dollar	0		Last Available: "2016-07"
9073	teal detective school application	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-07"
9074	sizzling extremely unsafe detective roscoe of the brazier	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Hot Damage: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2016-07"
9075	galvanized cold-filtered shoe gum	0		Effect: "Blood-Rich", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2016-07"
9076	ruddy forbidden noir fedora of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2016-07"
9077	Jeselnik's hardy quilted trench coat	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Maximum HP: +50, Sleaze Damage: +25, Last Available: "2016-07"
9078	fancy aged Falcon&trade; Maltese Liquor	3	awesome	Effect: "Experimental Effect G-9", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2016-07"
9079	miniature special moldy hardboiled egg	2	crappy	Effect: "Improprie Tea", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2016-07"
9080	twirling detective tattoo	0		Last Available: "2016-07"
9081	DIY protonic accelerator kit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-08"
9082	prompt nasty Jack Frost's wicked beefy protonic accelerator pack of the blizzard	0		Muscle: +10, Spell Damage: +5, Cold Spell Damage: 75, Stench Damage: +5, Adventures: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Shoot Ghost", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Trap Ghost", Last Available: "2016-08"
9083	lime green almost-dead walkie-talkie	0		Last Available: "2016-08"
9084	auspicious Adventurer bobblehead	0		Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2016-11"
9085	psychokinetic energy blob	0		Last Available: "2016-08"
9086	steel-toed smartaleck's bindle	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Damage Reduction: 9, Last Available: "2016-08"
9087	blinking asbestos-lined frosty fleshy lump	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2016-08"
9088	bouncing ribald smooth smoldering bagel punch	0		Moxie: +15, Sleaze Damage: +10, Last Available: "2016-08"
9089	upside-down ghostly reins of terror of courage	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-08"
9090	double-paned derringer	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2016-08"
9091	flame-retardant Mr. Screege's spectacles	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Drops Meat, Last Available: "2016-08"
9092	ribald therapeutic Spookyraven signet of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Damage: +10, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-08"
9093	rosewater-soaked tie-dyed fannypack of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-08"
9094	skewed burnt snowpants of chilblains of the businessman	0		Cold Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +50, Familiar Effect: "1.5xPotato, cap 25", Last Available: "2016-08"
9095	blinking upside-down deadly standards and practices guide	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Censorious Lecture", Last Available: "2016-08"
9096	hale Herculean Carpathian longsword of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Experience (Muscle): +1, Maximum HP: +20, Last Available: "2016-08"
9097	squat stanky coward's hale Liam's mail	0		Maximum HP: +20, Monster Level: -20, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2016-08"
9098	Lo Pan's wholesome Unfortunato's foolscap of the glutton	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2016-08"
9099	blue Thwaitgold cockroach statuette	0		
9100	huge olive rad	0		
9101	purification tablet	0		
9102	Wrist-Boy of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100
9103	Dear Past Self Package	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-09"
9104	Time-Spinner	0		Last Available: "2016-09"
9105	compounded experience	0		Last Available: "2016-09"
9106	Rad-B-Gone (1 lb.)	0		
9107	activated adjusted maroon upside-down Rad-Pro (1 oz.)	0		Effect: "Shrimpin' Ain't Easy", Effect Duration: 62
9108	lead umbrella	0		
9109	triple-activated Shrieking Weasel holo-record	0		Effect: "Burning Hands", Effect Duration: 35
9110	ionized energized green Power-Guy 2000 holo-record	0		Effect: "Heart of Orange", Effect Duration: 34
9111	oxidized oxidized wobbly wobbly Lucky Strikes holo-record	0		Effect: "Aloofah", Effect Duration: 23
9112	wet dry upside-down EMD holo-record	0		Effect: "Very Clean Guns", Effect Duration: 47
9113	extra-ionized vacuum-sealed wet Superdrifter holo-record	0		Effect: "protect.enq", Effect Duration: 45
9114	wet wobbly The Pigs holo-record	0		Effect: "Human-Human Hybrid", Effect Duration: 51
9115	enhanced mirror Drunk Uncles holo-record	0		Effect: "Brother Flying Burrito's Blessing", Effect Duration: 11
9116	bouncing time residue	0		Last Available: "2016-09"
9117	gray repaid diaper of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20
9118	Riker's Search History	0		Last Available: "2016-09"
9119	weak lousy Shot of Kardashian Gin	2	decent	Last Available: "2016-09"
9120	skewed scorching Unstable Pointy Ears	0		Hot Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-09"
9121	Memory Disk, Alpha	0		Last Available: "2016-09"
9122	Tea, Earl Grey, Hot	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2016-09"
9123	bouncing School of Hard Knocks Diploma	0		
9124	baby bark scorpion	0		
9125	yellow droppable microphone	0		
9126	delicious irresponsibly strong unidentified drink	8	awesome	
9127	KoL Con 13 T-shirt of the storm of the businessman	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Meat Drop: +50
9128	inspector's Temple Grandin's discarded swimming trunks of the brazier	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: +15
9129	galvanized double-magnetized bouncing spinning diluted makeup	0		Effect: "Beta Carotene Overdose", Effect Duration: 33
9130	liquefied charisma potion	0		Effect: "Mer-kinny Flavor", Effect Duration: 13
9131	extremely confusing manual	0		
9132	hardened pistol of the early riser	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Adventures: +7
9133	skewed ghostly KoL Con 13 snowglobe	0		Drops Items, Last Available: "2016-10"
9134	tiny tasty leftover pasty	1	awesome	
9135	hand-crafted high-proof very whiskey	9	EPIC	
9136	shaking li'l orphan tot	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-10"
9137	shaking ghostly li'l knight costume	0		All Attributes: +15, Last Available: "2016-10"
9138	li'l unicorn costume	0		Adventures: +5, PvP Fights: +5, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9139	li'l candy corn costume	0		All Resistance: +5, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9140	li'l ninja costume	0		Item Drop: +150, Lasts Until Rollover, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9141	blinking li'l pirate costume	0		Meat Drop: +300, Lasts Until Rollover, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9142	li'l clown costume	0		Experience: +15, Lasts Until Rollover, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9143	li'l robot costume	0		Experience: +10, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9144	li'l eyeball costume	0		Combat Rate: -10, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9145	teal li'l liberty costume	0		Item Drop: +100, Meat Drop: +200, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9146	concentrated bouncing blinking hoarded candy wad	0		Effect: "Don't Step to Your Stepmother", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2016-10"
9147	boiled quadruple-anodized concentrated Prunets	0		Effect: "Devil Inside", Effect Duration: 62
9148	Twitching Television Tattoo	0		
9149	teal baby scorpion	0		Familiar Weight: +10
9150	pressed twirling fuchsia invisible string	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Effect: "Your Eyes are Peeled!", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2016-10"
9151	flattened pickled fuchsia spinning invisible seam ripper	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Effect: "Blackberry Politeness", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2016-10"
9152	skewed li'l ghost costume	0		Initiative: +100, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9153	delicious raw sweet potato	3	awesome	Last Available: "2016-11"
9154	spoiled raw beans	4	crappy	Last Available: "2016-11"
9155	adequate miniature raw stuffing	2	good	Last Available: "2016-11"
9156	flavorless snack-sized raw cranberry sauce	2	decent	Last Available: "2016-11"
9157	normal miniature jittery blurry raw turkey	2	good	Last Available: "2016-11"
9158	tasty raw mincemeat	3	awesome	Last Available: "2016-11"
9159	delicious narrow raw potato	3	awesome	Last Available: "2016-11"
9160	flavorless half-sized raw gravy	2	decent	Last Available: "2016-11"
9161	spoiled raw bread	3	crappy	Last Available: "2016-11"
9162	scorching extremely unsafe mini-marshmallow dispenser	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Hot Damage: +25, Last Available: "2016-11"
9163	dog trainer's hale glass casserole dish of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Maximum HP: +20, Experience (familiar): +1, Last Available: "2016-11"
9164	mirror stuffing fluffer	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9165	spinning careful manspreader's can opener	0		Monster Level: 0, Last Available: "2016-11"
9166	twisted blurry red turkey blaster	1		Last Available: "2016-11"
9167	fuchsia prompt rosewater-soaked glass pie plate	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2016-11"
9168	twirling potato masher of the pedagogue of the early riser	0		Experience: +3, Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2016-11"
9169	narrow gravy boat	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9170	bread mold	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9171	super-sized stale sweet potatoes	5	decent	Last Available: "2016-11"
9172	tiny rotten bean casserole	1	crappy	Last Available: "2016-11"
9173	tasty baked stuffing	4	awesome	Last Available: "2016-11"
9174	spoiled snack-sized cranberry cylinder	2	crappy	Last Available: "2016-11"
9175	spoiled enchanted thanksgiving turkey	3	crappy	Effect: "Very Clean Guns", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2016-11"
9176	rotten tumbling mince pie	3	crappy	Last Available: "2016-11"
9177	moldy mashed potatoes	4	crappy	Last Available: "2016-11"
9178	snack-sized delicious blue warm gravy	2	awesome	Last Available: "2016-11"
9179	diet moldy bouncing bread roll	1	crappy	Last Available: "2016-11"
9180	bland big leftovers	5	decent	Last Available: "2016-11"
9181	bland yellow leftovers sandwich	4	decent	Last Available: "2016-11"
9182	Eldritch Intellect: Journey into a Mind of Horror	0		Skill: "Eldritch Intellect"
9183	cornucopia	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9184	twirling megacopia	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9185	jittery pilgrim hat	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9186	spinning packet of thanksgarden seeds	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9187	huge cashew	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9188	bomb of unknown origin	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9189	Granny Tood's Thanksgarden Catalog	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-11"
9190	wobbly eldritch effluvium	0		
9191	ionized eldritch concentrate	0		Effect: "Coated Arms", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2016-11"
9192	tolerable pulsating eldritch extract	3	good	Last Available: "2016-11"
9193	Newton's Official Council Aide Pin of the brazier	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2016-11"
9194	acceptable weak eldritch distillate	2	good	Last Available: "2016-11"
9195	dried teal shaking eldritch essence	1		Last Available: "2016-11"
9196	squat Newton's Science Notebook	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3
9197	ghostly gravedigger's groovy weightlifter's eldritch hat	0		Muscle: +15, Moxie Percent: +10, Spooky Damage: +10, Last Available: "2016-11"
9198	crafty smartaleck's savvy eldritch pants	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Moxie Percent: +30, Maximum MP: +10, Last Available: "2016-11"
9199	mediocre eldritch elixir	4	decent	Last Available: "2016-11"
9200	Quartet of Flare Masters Jacket of Flo-Jo of the early riser	0		Initiative: +100, Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2016-11", Rollover Effect Duration: 1
9201	lump of not really wriggling eldritch matter	0		
9202	Adventurer's Kit	0		
9203	purple Build-a-City Gingerbread kit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-12"
9204	blinking counterfeit city	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9205	ghostly sprinkles	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9206	The Gingerbread Vigilante's Handbook	0		Skill: "Licorice Rope", Last Available: "2016-12"
9207	censurious ball and chain	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Sprinkle Drop: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9208	candy dog collar	0		Sprinkle Drop: +25, Last Available: "2016-12"
9209	pulsating ghostly aromatic gingerbread tophat	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2016-12"
9210	boxer's gingerbread waistcoat	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Last Available: "2016-12"
9211	gingerbread trousers of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2016-12"
9212	up-at-dawn wholesome grievous candy dress shoes	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Adventures: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9213	sharpshooter's brainy candy necktie of mayonnaise	0		Mysticality: +5, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9214	maroon boxer's beefcake's chocolate pocketwatch of wisdom	0		Muscle: +25, Mysticality: +15, Muscle Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9215	teal broken chocolate pocketwatch	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9216	interesting clod of dirt	0		
9217	gingerbread restraining order	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9218	narrow sprinkle-begging cup	0		Sprinkle Drop: +50, Last Available: "2016-12"
9219	half-sized special bland animal part cracker	2	decent	Effect: "All Branned Up", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2016-12"
9220	mediocre jittery gingerbread wine	3	decent	Last Available: "2016-12"
9221	flavorless gingerbread mug	4	decent	Last Available: "2016-12"
9222	gingerbread mask of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2016-12"
9223	twirling scandalous Tesla gingerservo of courage	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Spooky Resistance: +3, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9224	moist quadruple-electrified huge tainted icing	0		Effect: "Powder Power", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2016-12"
9225	forbidden gingerbeard	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9226	gingerbread smartphone	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9227	green rosewater-soaked rosy-cheeked gingerbread hoodie	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Stench Resistance: +3, Sprinkle Drop: +15, Last Available: "2016-12"
9228	crafty gingerbread pistol of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Maximum MP: +10, Last Available: "2016-12"
9229	cool marzipan briefcase of extreme caution	0		Moxie: +5, Monster Level: -25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-12"
9230	boxer's creme brulee torch	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-12"
9231	candy crowbar of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-12"
9232	banded smartaleck's candy screwdriver	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Damage Absorption: +100, Last Available: "2016-12"
9233	gingerbread dog treat	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9234	pumpkin spice candle of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-12"
9235	irradiated gingerbread spice latte	0		Effect: "One For Tea", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2016-12"
9236	inspector's veiny gingerbread gavel	0		Maximum HP: +10, Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2016-12"
9237	skewed wobbly gingerbread cigarette	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9238	huge gingerbread moneybag	0		Sprinkle Drop: +25, Last Available: "2016-12"
9239	boozy delicious blurry ginger beer	5	awesome	Last Available: "2016-12"
9240	ghostly spare chocolate parts	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9241	cold-filtered double-pickled mirror blue industrial frosting	0		Effect: "Space Cadet", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2016-12"
9242	anodized fake cocktail	0		Effect: "Mer-kinny Flavor", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2016-12"
9243	hand-crafted high-end ginger wine	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2016-12"
9244	skewed miser's plastic bad vibe	0		Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2016-12"
9245	tumbling plastic angry vikings of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Last Available: "2016-12"
9246	sizzling plastic Knows About Chakras	0		Hot Damage: +10, Last Available: "2016-12"
9247	auspicious plastic Your Brain	0		Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2016-12"
9248	thinker's plastic Krampus	0		Mysticality: +10, Last Available: "2016-12"
9249	moist blinking Inner Wisdom	0		Effect: "Ready to Snap", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2016-12"
9250	aerosolized galvanized Inner Strength	0		Effect: "protect.enq", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2016-12"
9251	extra-alkaline Inner Truth	0		Effect: "Broberry Brotality", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2016-12"
9252	toothsome jittery spiritual candy cane	3	awesome	Last Available: "2016-12"
9253	irresponsibly strong perfectly mixed spiritual eggnog	7	EPIC	Last Available: "2016-12"
9254	tiny adequate fuchsia spiritual fruitcake	1	good	Last Available: "2016-12"
9255	small normal spiritual gingerbread	2	good	Last Available: "2016-12"
9256	chocolate puppy	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9257	upside-down chocolate leash	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Last Available: "2016-12"
9258	cyan pulsating My Life of Crime, a Memoir	0		Skill: "Gingerbread Mob Hit", Last Available: "2016-12"
9259	Pop Art: a Guide	0		Skill: "Fifteen Minutes of Flame", Last Available: "2016-12"
9260	mirror No Hats as Art	0		Skill: "Ceci N'Est Pas Un Chapeau", Last Available: "2016-12"
9261	Rethinking Candy	0		Skill: "Sweet Synthesis", Last Available: "2016-12"
9262	ghostly fruit-leather negatives	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9263	gingerbread blackmail photos	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9264	briefcase full of sprinkles	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9265	teethpick	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9266	alkaline bouncing rock candy	0		Effect: "Oiled Skin", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2016-12"
9267	stale teal green-iced sweet roll	3	decent	Last Available: "2016-12"
9268	blinking sugar raygun	0		Sprinkle Drop: +50, Last Available: "2016-12"
9269	blurry chocolate sculpture	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9270	narrow no hat	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-12"
9271	wobbly maroon chakra sludge	0		
9272	gray pulsating negative lump	0		
9273	resourceful Third Eye of terror	0		Maximum MP: +50, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2016-12"
9274	resourceful Krampus Horn of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Maximum MP: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9275	yummy enchanted mirror hambrosier	4	awesome	Effect: "Very Clean Guns", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2016-12"
9276	delicious chakra-mental wine	4	awesome	Last Available: "2016-12"
9277	denatured chakra malt	0		Effect: "Thick-Skinned", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2016-12"
9278	stale Black Angus blackburger	4	decent	Last Available: "2016-12"
9279	aged brandy	4	awesome	Last Available: "2016-12"
9280	polymerized potion of spiritual gunkifying	0		Effect: "Beta Carotene Overdose", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2016-12"
9281	smelly bad vibroknife of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2016-12"
9282	shaking arcane researcher's crystal belt buckle of courage	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2016-12"
9283	slick saffron antaravasaka of doom	0		Moxie: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2016-12"
9284	strapping saffron uttarasanga of terror	0		Muscle: +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2016-12"
9285	Lump-Stacking for Beginners	0		Skill: "Stack Lumps", Last Available: "2016-12"
9286	eternal knot tattoo	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9287	purple pet bad vibe	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9288	gallstone	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2016-12"
9289	shellacked banded Uncle Crimbo's hat	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Damage Reduction: 7, Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2016-12", Rollover Effect Duration: 100
9290	decent Eldritch snap	3	good	Last Available: "2017-01"
9291	modified blurry hot jelly	1		Effect: "Empathy", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2017-01"
9292	mixed skewed blue jelly	1		Last Available: "2017-01"
9293	dehydrated wobbly ghostly jelly	1		Effect: "Sleazy Jellied", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2017-01"
9294	vaporized tumbling sleaze jelly	1		Last Available: "2017-01"
9295	distilled squat stench jelly	1		Last Available: "2017-01"
9296	gray space planula	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-01"
9297	spoiled toast with hot jelly	3	crappy	Last Available: "2017-01"
9298	moldy skewed toast with jelly	4	crappy	Last Available: "2017-01"
9299	diet moldy toast with jelly	1	crappy	Last Available: "2017-01"
9300	snack-sized decent twirling twirling toast with sleaze jelly	2	good	Last Available: "2017-01"
9301	stale super-sized toast with stench jelly	5	decent	Last Available: "2017-01"
9302	ghostly space jellybicycle	0		Familiar Weight: +5
9303	gray hopeful candle	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-01"
9304	upside-down pewter candlestick	0		Familiar Weight: +10
9305	arcane researcher's cool wax hand	0		Moxie: +5, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Last Available: "2017-01"
9306	skewed double-paned stylish candle	0		Moxie: +25, Cold Resistance: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-01"
9307	gigantic spoiled wax pancake	10	crappy	Last Available: "2017-01"
9308	squat Oprah's supercharged wax face	0		Maximum MP Percent: 80, Last Available: "2017-01"
9309	perfectly mixed wax booze	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-01"
9310	glob of melted wax	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
9311	altered sea jelly	1		Effect: "New and Improved", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2017-01"
9312	spoiled wobbly sea truffle	4	crappy	Last Available: "2017-01"
9313	tarnished luggage key	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
9314	lime green crushed steamer trunk	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
9315	bouncing perfumed recovered cufflinks	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-01"
9316	pulsating heart-shaped crate	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-02"
9317	anodized alkaline teal tumbling shaking LOV Elixir #3	0		Effect: "Berry Berry Cold", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2017-02"
9318	aerosolized pulsating skewed LOV Elixir #6	0		Effect: "Corona de la Salsa", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2017-02"
9319	dry non-dry lime green pulsating LOV Elixir #9	0		Effect: "Walberg's Dim Bulb", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2017-02"
9320	upside-down auspicious stiffened LOV Eardigan of the glutton	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Item Drop: +10, Food Drop: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-02"
9321	miser's fireproof LOV Epaulettes of Flo-Jo	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Meat Drop: +10, Initiative: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-02"
9322	frosty LOV Earrings of the empath of the boozehound	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Booze Drop: +100, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-02"
9323	twirling skewed maroon LOV Enamorang	0		Last Available: "2017-02"
9324	LOV Emotionizer	0		Last Available: "2017-02"
9325	LOV Extraterrestrial Chocolate	0		Last Available: "2017-02"
9326	denatured huge LOV Echinacea Bouquet	1		Last Available: "2017-02"
9327	coward's LOV Elephant	0		Monster Level: -20, Last Available: "2017-02"
9328	sage eldritch scanner	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Last Available: "2017-02"
9329	pressed eldritch alignment spray	0		Effect: "Mushroom Moxiousness", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2017-02"
9330	LOV Entrance Pass	0		Last Available: "2017-02"
9331	supercharged veiny smooth eldritch hammer	0		Moxie: +15, Maximum HP: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2017-01"
9332	decent jumbo eldritch mushroom	5	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9333	pulsating cyan twirling eldritch ichor	0		
9334	spoiled diet eldritch mushroom pizza	1	crappy	Last Available: "2017-03"
9335	eldritch tincture	0		Skill: "Evoke Eldritch Horror", Last Available: "2017-02"
9336	eldritch tincture (depleted)	0		Skill: "Evoke Eldritch Horror", Last Available: "2017-02"
9337	pickled eldritch rub	0		Effect: "Super Speed", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2017-02"
9338	blue HP-35 Calculator	0		
9339	Silver HP-35 Calculator	0		
9340	Golden HP-35 Calculator	0		
9341	Platinum HP-35 Calculator	0		
9342	blue spinning Diamond HP-35 Calculator	0		
9343	bottlecap	0		
9344	discarded button	0		
9345	Gummi-Memory	0		
9346	Thwaitgold amoeba statuette	0		
9347	pickled grasshopper	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9348	bottle of an&iacute;s	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9349	bottle of novelty hot sauce	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9350	squat elemental sugarcube	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9351	peppermint sprig	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9352	green bottle of clam juice	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9353	red cocktail mushroom	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9354	shot of granola liqueur	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9355	bouncing can of cherry-flavored sterno	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9356	lump of ichor	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9357	bottle of gregnadigne	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9358	twirling bottle of Cr&egrave;me de Fugu	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9359	baby oil shooter	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9360	fish head	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9361	shaking limepatch	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9362	pile of dirt	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9363	pulsating slime shooter	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9364	imaginary lemon	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9365	watered-down bad literal grasshopper	2	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9366	high-proof bad double entendre	6	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9367	practically non-alcoholic perfectly mixed Phlegethon	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9368	practically non-alcoholic lousy Siberian sunrise	1	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9369	tolerable mentholated wine	4	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9370	bad low tide martini	4	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9371	bad shroomtini	4	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9372	enchanted artisanal morning dew	4	EPIC	Effect: "Ruthlessly Efficient", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2017-03"
9373	artisanal weak whiskey squeeze	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9374	artisanal huge fuchsia great fashioned	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9375	drinkable practically non-alcoholic tumbling Gnomish sagngria	1	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9376	drinkable vodka stinger	4	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9377	weak acceptable extremely slippery nipple	2	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9378	irresponsibly strong artisanal upside-down blue piscatini	9	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9379	perfectly mixed boozy bouncing Churchill	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9380	hand-crafted soilzerac	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9381	artisanal spinning London frog	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9382	lousy practically non-alcoholic nothingtini	1	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9383	hand-crafted eighth plague	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9384	hand-crafted strong single entendre	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9385	delicious shaking reverse Tantalus	4	awesome	Last Available: "2017-03"
9386	acceptable elemental caipiroska	3	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9387	weak hand-crafted Feliz Navidad	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9388	lousy irresponsibly strong blurry Bloody Nora	6	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9389	artisanal irresponsibly strong moreltini	8	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9390	irresponsibly strong lousy hell in a bucket	7	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9391	hand-crafted narrow teal ghostly Newark	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9392	mediocre tumbling R'lyeh	4	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9393	tolerable special extra-dry blurry Gnollish sangria	5	good	Effect: "Tingling Feeling", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2017-03"
9394	watered-down drinkable vodka barracuda	2	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9395	hand-crafted fuchsia Mysterious Island iced tea	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9396	lousy watered-down lime green drive-by shooting	2	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9397	acceptable jittery gunner's daughter	4	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9398	boozy tolerable dirt julep	5	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9399	drinkable Simepore slime	3	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9400	lousy Phil Collins	4	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9401	unpowered Robortender	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-03"
9402	squat toggle switch (Bartend)	0		Familiar Weight: +5
9403	wobbly toggle switch (Bounce)	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Equips On: "Robortender"
9404	jittery Spacegate access badge	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-04"
9405	bouncing filter helmet	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9406	green exo-servo leg braces	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9407	rad cloak	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9408	gate transceiver	0		Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9409	shaking high-friction boots	0		Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9410	Spacegate Research	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9411	alien rock sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9412	ghostly alien gemstone	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9413	pulsating geological sample kit	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9414	botanical sample kit	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9415	miniature moldy wobbly edible alien plant bit	2	crappy	Last Available: "2017-04"
9416	alien plant fibers	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9417	alien plant sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9418	complex alien plant sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9419	fascinating alien plant sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9420	modified bouncing alien plant goo	1		Effect: "New and Improved", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2017-04"
9421	alien plant pod	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9422	zoological sample kit	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9423	rotten half-sized narrow alien meat	2	crappy	Last Available: "2017-04"
9424	cyan alien toenails	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9425	alien zoological sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9426	shaking complex alien zoological sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9427	maroon skewed fascinating alien zoological sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9428	mixed pulsating alien animal goo	1		Effect: "Sensation", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2017-04"
9429	pulsating alien animal milk	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9430	gray spant egg casing	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9431	murderbot data core	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9432	electrified blue upside-down alien medicine	0		Effect: "Healthy, Elfy, and Wise", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2017-04"
9433	diet stale pulsating cyan alien salad	1	decent	Last Available: "2017-04"
9434	mediocre green alien booze	3	decent	Last Available: "2017-04"
9435	gray nippy Herculean alien mask of the blizzard	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Cold Damage: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2017-04"
9436	lime green toasty Sinatra's alien spear of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Experience (Moxie): +5, Hot Damage: +5, Last Available: "2017-04"
9437	skewed Usain Bolt's frosty alien blowgun of the sweet-tooth	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Candy Drop: +100, Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2017-04"
9438	fireproof foul-smelling hardened alien loincloth	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Stench Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2017-04"
9439	executive lion tamer's rock-hard alien totem	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Experience (familiar): +2, Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2017-04"
9440	red pulsating rosewater-soaked sinister slick alien necklace	0		Moxie: +10, Spell Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2017-04"
9441	maroon spant chitin	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9442	spant tendon	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9443	pulsating boxer's spants of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Muscle Percent: +10, Last Available: "2017-04"
9444	cyan chilly spant shield of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Cold Damage: +5, Last Available: "2017-04"
9445	red spant shoulderpads of Tarzan of the dark arts	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-04"
9446	toasty spant backplate of the cheetah	0		Hot Damage: +5, Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2017-04"
9447	lion tamer's Jim Carey's spant spear	0		Monster Level: +25, Experience (familiar): +2, Last Available: "2017-04"
9448	twirling cyan murderbot power cell	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9449	jittery murderbot component casing	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9450	murderbot monofilament	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9451	polarized ghostly murderbot shield unit	0		Effect: "You Can Really Taste the Dormouse", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2017-04"
9452	lime green murderbot live wire	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9453	ghostly rosewater-soaked ribald rosy-cheeked murderbot mask	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Sleaze Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +3, Avatar: "Murderbot", Last Available: "2017-04"
9454	dry ionized murderbot spring injector	0		Effect: "Analog Drunk", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2017-04"
9455	aromatic groovy murderbot whip	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2017-04"
9456	murderbot plasma rifle of the storm of Flo-Jo	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Initiative: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "EXTERMINATE SPANT", Last Available: "2017-04"
9457	blinking murderbot memory chip	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9458	space pirate treasure map	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9459	Space Pirate Astrogation Handbook	0		Skill: "Quantum Movement", Last Available: "2017-04"
9460	pulsating Non-Euclidean Finance	0		Skill: "5-D Earning Potential", Last Available: "2017-04"
9461	Peek-a-Boo!	0		Skill: "Object Quasi-Permanence", Last Available: "2017-04"
9462	Procrastinator locker key	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9463	Space Baby children's book	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9464	Space Baby bawbaw	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9465	Spacegate	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9466	rotten Aldebaran sardines	3	crappy	Last Available: "2017-04"
9467	acceptable Centauri fish wine	4	good	Last Available: "2017-04"
9468	distilled blinking oxygen	1		Last Available: "2017-04"
9469	bouncing Jack Frost's Spacegate scientist's insignia of incineration	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-04", Rollover Effect Duration: 30
9470	Spacegate military insignia of the dark arts of the sewer	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Stench Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-04", Rollover Effect Duration: 30
9471	pulsating knitted personal trainer's Spacegate diplomat's insignia of the detective	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Cold Resistance: +3, Item Drop: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-04"
9472	Spacegate emergency disintegrator	0		Skill: "Disintegrate", Last Available: "2017-04"
9473	Spacegate Initiative tattoo unit	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9474	enchanted decent cyan alien sandwich	3	good	Effect: "Improprie Tea", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2017-04"
9475	glitched malware	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
9476	irradiated tarnished upside-down Spant eggs	0		Effect: "Twenty-three Squid, Ew", Effect Duration: 35
9477	Spacegate (open)	0		Lasts Until Rollover
9478	New-You Club Membership Form	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-05"
9479	concentrated alkaline bouncing Daily Affirmation: Always be Collecting	0		Effect: "Full of Wist", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2017-05"
9480	corrupted modified blinking Daily Affirmation: Think Win-Lose	0		Effect: "Less Pervious", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2017-05"
9481	adjusted non-pressed polarized Daily Affirmation: Be Superficially interested	0		Effect: "Salamanderenity", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2017-05"
9482	pickled dry bouncing spinning Daily Affirmation: Adapt to Change Eventually	0		Effect: "The Halls of Moxiousness", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2017-05"
9483	corrupted boiled Daily Affirmation: Be a Mind Master	0		Effect: "Mucilaginous Muscle", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2017-05"
9484	polarized narrow Daily Affirmation: Work For Hours a Week	0		Effect: "The Two-Prong Crown", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2017-05"
9485	double-wet corrupted blinking Daily Affirmation: Keep Free Hate in your Heart	0		Effect: "Sizzling with Fury", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2017-05"
9486	decent enchanted Affirmation Cookie	4	good	Effect: "Power Ballad of the Arrowsmith", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2017-05"
9487	License To Kill	0		
9488	Thwaitgold bug statuette	0		
9489	Victor's Spoils	0		
9490	magnetized polymerized electrified mirror Threatening Missive	0		Effect: "Eldritch Concentration", Effect Duration: 66
9491	maroon Targeted Plague Vector	0		
9492	suspicious package	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-06"
9493	fuchsia aromatic cool Kremlin's Greatest Briefcase of Leguizamo	0		Moxie: +5, Monster Level: +20, Stench Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "KGB tranquilizer dart", Last Available: "2017-06"
9494	acceptable bouncing spinning spinning basic martini	4	good	Last Available: "2017-06"
9495	watered-down hand-crafted improved martini	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-06"
9496	tolerable splendid martini	3	good	Last Available: "2017-06"
9497	exploding cigar	0		Last Available: "2017-06"
9498	tumbling can of Minions-Be-Gone	0		Last Available: "2017-06"
9499	tattoo gun	0		Last Available: "2017-06"
9500	gun	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-06"
9501	gum	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-06"
9502	gray perfumed asbestos-lined personal trainer's plastic gundam	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Hot Resistance: +5, Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2017-06"
9503	bouncing License to Chill	0		Last Available: "2017-07"
9504	blurry Celsius 233	0		Skill: "Eternal Flame", Last Available: "2017-06"
9505	Celsius 233 (singed)	0		Skill: "Eternal Flame", Last Available: "2017-06"
9506	Lazenby's Life Lesson	0		Free Pull
9507	teal LI-11 Motor Pool voucher	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-07"
9508	upside-down Asdon Martin keyfob (on ring)	0		Last Available: "2017-07"
9509	L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate	0		
9510	Dust bunny	0		
9511	Pocket Meteor Guide	0		Last Available: "2017-08"
9512	Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed)	0		Last Available: "2017-08"
9513	Meteorite-Ade	0		Last Available: "2017-08"
9514	delicious meteoreo	3	awesome	Last Available: "2017-08"
9515	weak lousy upside-down meadeorite	2	decent	Last Available: "2017-08"
9516	meteoroid	0		Last Available: "2017-08"
9517	Jeselnik's meteortarboard of temperance of the businessman	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2017-08"
9518	occult meteorite guard of Calamity Jane of the businessman	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2017-08"
9519	Oprah's padded meteorb	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Lantern: 1, Lantern Element: "Hot", Last Available: "2017-08"
9520	vibrating grievous asteroid belt	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-08"
9521	lightning-fast energetic beefy meteorthopedic shoes	0		Muscle: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Initiative: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-08"
9522	twirling lightning-fast hardened Socratic shooting morning star	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Damage Reduction: 3, Initiative: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-08"
9523	skewed meteoroid	0		Last Available: "2017-08"
9524	meteor shower cap	0		Familiar Weight: +5
9525	Thwaitgold time fly statuette	0		
9526	perfectly fair coin	0		Last Available: "2017-11"
9527	Horsery contract	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-08"
9528	tumbling corked genie bottle	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-09"
9529	genie bottle	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9530	double-paned manspreader's blessed rustproof +2 gray dragon scale mail of the glutton	0		Monster Level: +10, Cold Resistance: +5, Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2023-09"
9531	pony: Dusk Shiny	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9532	pony: Shutterfly	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9533	pony: Pearjack	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9534	tumbling pony: Uniquity	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9535	pony: Rosey Cake	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9536	pony: Spectrum Dash	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9537	pocket wish	0		Last Available: "2023-09"
9538	squat dropped scrap of paper	0		
9539	hunk of granite	0		
9540	blue shovelful of dirt	0		
9541	xo-skeleton-in-a-box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-10"
9542	twirling exo-xo-skeleton-skeleton	0		Familiar Weight: +5
9543	X	0		Last Available: "2017-10"
9544	maroon squat O	0		Last Available: "2017-10"
9545	artisanal weak DUFRESNE Suds	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-09"
9546	narrow aromatic fireproof mafia pinky ring	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Stench Resistance: +1, Single Equip
9547	bad lime green flask of port	3	decent	
9548	mirror frosty dance instructor's contract enforcement stick	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Cold Spell Damage: +10
9549	special tasty Hide-rox&trade; cookie	4	awesome	Effect: "Retrograde Relaxation", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2017-10"
9550	practically non-alcoholic perfectly mixed teal jug of booze	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-10"
9551	energized blinking pair of candy glasses	0		Effect: "Motion", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2017-10"
9552	magnetized wet shaking temporary X tattoos	0		Effect: "Slightly Larger Than Usual", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2017-10"
9553	vaporized shaking yellow glyph of athleticism	1		Last Available: "2017-10"
9554	pair of scissors	0		Last Available: "2017-10"
9555	Vulcanized wobbly new habit	0		Effect: "Goldentongue", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2017-10"
9556	bouncing bridge truss	0		Last Available: "2017-10"
9557	spinning foul-smelling pearl necklace of dire peril of chilblains	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Cold Damage: +25, Stench Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-10"
9558	amorphous blob	0		Last Available: "2017-11"
9559	yellow ghostly X	0		Last Available: "2017-11"
9560	O	0		Last Available: "2017-11"
9561	mirror blue squat amorphous blob	0		Last Available: "2017-11"
9562	Usain Bolt's dog trainer's chaotic crafty protection stick	0		Maximum MP: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Experience (familiar): +1, Initiative: +80
9563	improved corrupted yellow roll of meat	0		Effect: "Chief Executive Optimism", Effect Duration: 36
9564	bouncing resourceful mafia thumb ring of the early riser	0		Maximum MP: +50, Adventures: +7, Single Equip
9565	colloidal cocoa chondrule	0		Effect: "Hyperoxygenated Blood", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2020-09"
9566	slick mafia middle finger ring of vim and vigor	0		Moxie: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Show them your ring"
9567	up-at-dawn auspicious forbidden wicked steel drivin' hammer	0		Spell Damage: +5, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Item Drop: +10, Adventures: +5
9568	lime green piece of steel	0		
9569	smelly mafia pointer finger ring of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Drops Meat
9570	studded worksite credentials	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Single Equip
9571	greasy manspreader's clever negotiatin' hammer of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Maximum MP: +20, Monster Level: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
9572	twirling wobbly pantogram	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-11"
9573	ghostly pantogram	0		Last Available: "2017-11"
9574	pantogram pants	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-11"
9575	friendly mafia wedding ring of bravery	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Spooky Resistance: +5, Single Equip
9576	gray foul-smelling mafia organizer badge	0		Stench Damage: +10, Single Equip
9577	ghostly green mafia filofax	0		
9578	transparent nog	1	good	Last Available: "2017-12"
9579	delicious massive unfinished fruitcake	7	awesome	Last Available: "2017-12"
9580	improved shaking pulsating and cracker	0		Effect: "Broken Fast", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2017-12"
9581	weak tolerable neg grog	2	good	Last Available: "2017-12"
9582	tiny toothsome half double fruitcake	1	awesome	Last Available: "2017-12"
9583	bland hushed puppy	3	decent	Last Available: "2017-12"
9584	thick adequate muffled muffuletta	5	good	Last Available: "2017-12"
9585	small moldy shushed potatoes	2	crappy	Last Available: "2017-12"
9586	Da Vinci's plastic mime functionary	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Last Available: "2017-12"
9587	lime green frightening plastic mime scientist	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2017-12"
9588	pulsating savvy plastic mime soldier	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Last Available: "2017-12"
9589	wobbly plastic mime executive of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Last Available: "2017-12"
9590	fireproof plastic The Silent Nightmare	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2017-12"
9591	locked mumming trunk	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-12"
9592	shaking mumming trunk	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9593	temperance whiskey	1	super ultra EPIC	Last Available: "2017-11"
9594	corrupted narrow wishbone	0		Effect: "Wasabi With You", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2017-11"
9595	perfectly mixed ghostly jittery Racisto Ruidoso	3	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	Last Available: "2017-11"
9596	earthenware muffin tin	0		
9597	tiny normal bran muffin	1	good	
9598	moldy diet blueberry muffin	1	crappy	
9599	silent A	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9600	blurry silent B	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9601	shaking silent C	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9602	silent D	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9603	silent E	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9604	silent F	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9605	silent G	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9606	silent H	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9607	twirling silent I	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9608	blurry pulsating silent J	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9609	silent K	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9610	blue silent L	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9611	silent M	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9612	silent N	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9613	silent O	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9614	jittery silent P	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9615	silent Q	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9616	lime green silent R	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9617	silent S	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9618	silent T	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9619	narrow silent U	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9620	silent V	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9621	purple silent W	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9622	silent X	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9623	mirror silent Y	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9624	narrow silent Z	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9625	wobbly crystalline cheer	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9626	skewed anti-earplugs	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9627	warehouse key	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9628	skewed mime pocket probe	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9629	mediocre practically non-alcoholic stale cheer wine	1	decent	Last Available: "2017-12"
9630	big rotten stale Cheer-E-Os	5	crappy	Last Available: "2017-12"
9631	cheer-o-gram	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9632	upside-down clever cheerful antler hat of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Maximum MP: +20, Last Available: "2017-12"
9633	pulsating fireproof cheerful Crimbo sweater of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2017-12"
9634	thinker's cheerful pajama pants of courage	0		Mysticality: +10, Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2017-12"
9635	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1	0		Skill: "Silent Hunter", Last Available: "2017-12"
9636	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used)	0		Skill: "Silent Hunter", Last Available: "2017-12"
9637	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2	0		Skill: "Quiet Determination", Last Available: "2017-12"
9638	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used)	0		Skill: "Quiet Determination", Last Available: "2017-12"
9639	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3	0		Skill: "Quiet Judgement", Last Available: "2017-12"
9640	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used)	0		Skill: "Quiet Judgement", Last Available: "2017-12"
9641	teal The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4	0		Skill: "Silent Treatment", Last Available: "2017-12"
9642	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used)	0		Skill: "Silent Treatment", Last Available: "2017-12"
9643	jittery The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5	0		Skill: "Silent Knife", Last Available: "2017-12"
9644	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used)	0		Skill: "Silent Knife", Last Available: "2017-12"
9645	maroon The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6	0		Skill: "Quiet Desperation", Last Available: "2017-12"
9646	blinking shaking The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used)	0		Skill: "Quiet Desperation", Last Available: "2017-12"
9647	mime eraser	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9648	irresponsibly strong bad executive mime flask	6	decent	Last Available: "2017-12"
9649	small normal nega-mushroom	2	good	Last Available: "2017-12"
9650	drinkable nega-mushroom wine	4	good	Last Available: "2017-12"
9651	chilled Cheer-Up soda	0		Effect: "Healthy Blue Glow", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2017-12"
9652	yummy blue mime army rations	4	awesome	Last Available: "2017-12"
9653	drinkable watered-down spinning mime army wine	2	good	Last Available: "2017-12"
9654	denatured mime army superserum	1		Effect: "Berry Experiential", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2017-12"
9655	double-modified chilled mime army camouflage kit	0		Effect: "Well-Lubed", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2017-12"
9656	narrow lightning-fast miming beret of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2017-12"
9657	Annie Oakley's miming shirt of the brazier	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2017-12"
9658	family-friendly healthy miming corduroys	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2017-12"
9659	auspicious occult miming boots	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Item Drop: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9660	deadly miming gloves of the brazier	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9661	squat God Lobster Egg	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-05"
9662	donated booze	0		
9663	donated food	0		
9664	ghostly donated candy	0		
9665	ionized non-chilled corrupted digital honeypot	0		Effect: "Motion", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2025-12"
9666	jittery green mime-proof sunglasses	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9667	wholesome mime army insignia (infantry)	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12", Stat Tuning: "Muscle (all)"
9668	wizardly mime army insignia (intelligence)	0		Mysticality: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12", Stat Tuning: "Mysticality (all)"
9669	bouncing upside-down shaking censurious mime army insignia (espionage)	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12", Stat Tuning: "Moxie (all)"
9670	wobbly mime army insignia (pyrotechnics)	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9671	mime army insignia (cryonics)	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9672	bouncing mime army insignia (psychological warfare)	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9673	mime army insignia (sanitation)	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9674	tumbling jittery mime army insignia (morale)	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9675	vibrating shellacked mime army infiltration glove	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9676	mime army shotglass	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9677	lime green mime army challenge coin	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9678	twirling bouncing cheer extractor	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9679	kerosene-soaked skip	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-12"
9680	fireproof skip lid	0		Familiar Weight: +5
9681	delicious fuchsia extra-toasted half sandwich	4	awesome	Last Available: "2018-12"
9682	tolerable mulled hobo wine	4	good	Last Available: "2018-12"
9683	burning newspaper	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
9684	upside-down reassuring razor-sharp burning paper hat of the bloodbag	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Maximum HP: +100, Spooky Resistance: +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-12"
9685	family-friendly burning cape of the wise owl of the scaredy-cat	0		Mysticality: +20, Monster Level: -15, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-12"
9686	pulsating maroon Tesla padded burning paper slippers of chilblains	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Cold Damage: +25, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-12"
9687	squat wholesome burning paper jorts of Gandalf of Flo-Jo	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Initiative: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-12"
9688	ghostly greasy Herculean burning paper crane of James Dean	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Experience (Moxie): +3, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-12"
9689	January's Garbage Tote (unopened)	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-01"
9690	huge January's Garbage Tote	0		Last Available: "2018-01"
9691	narrow deceased crimbo tree	0		Breakable, Last Available: "2018-01", Lasts Until Rollover
9692	maroon MacGyver's broken champagne bottle of Flo-Jo	0		Maximum MP: +100, Initiative: +100, Breakable, Last Available: "2018-01", Lasts Until Rollover
9693	lightning-fast tinsel tights of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2018-01", Lasts Until Rollover
9694	prompt Oprah's wad of used tape of the sewer	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Stench Damage: +25, Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2018-01", Lasts Until Rollover
9695	fortified Herculean silent nightlight of horror of temperance	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Damage Absorption: +60, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Rollover Effect Duration: 50
9696	irradiated chilled sweetened reindeer fat	0		Effect: "Concentration", Effect Duration: 63
9697	flattened extra-moist green Good 'n' Quiet	0		Effect: "Mer-kinny Flavor", Effect Duration: 61
9698	tarnished anodized twirling hot button candy	0		Effect: "Clean-Shaven", Effect Duration: 30
9699	Samson's makeshift garbage shirt of the storm of Gandalf	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Breakable, Last Available: "2018-01", Lasts Until Rollover
9700	frightening mansplainer's novelty monorail ticket	0		Monster Level: +15, Spooky Damage: +5, Rollover Effect Duration: 100
9701	compressed cyan pills	1		Effect: "Serenity", Effect Duration: 50
9702	compressed furry pill	1		
9703	altered beefy pill	1		Effect: "Very Clean Guns", Effect Duration: 20
9704	distilled excitement pill	1		
9705	twisted tumbling red vitamin G pill	1		
9706	powdered spinning blinking lucky-ish pill	1		
9707	pickled dieting pill	1		Effect: "Preemptive Medicine", Effect Duration: 35
9712	narrow Clan Carnival Game	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-02"
9713	yellow pulsating How To Get Bigger Without Really Trying	0		Skill: "Get Big", Last Available: "2018-02"
9714	Illustrated Mating Rituals of the Gallapagos	0		Skill: "Gallapagosian Mating Call", Last Available: "2018-02"
9715	huge Convincing People You Can See The Future	0		Skill: "Inscrutable Gaze", Last Available: "2018-02"
9716	bouncing Love Potions and the Wizards who Mix Them	0		Skill: "Love Mixology", Last Available: "2018-02"
9717	They'll Love You In Rhinestones	0		Skill: "Acquire Rhinestones", Last Available: "2018-02"
9718	Silly Little Love Song	0		Skill: "Paul's Passionate Pop Song", Last Available: "2018-02"
9719	vibrating dance instructor's genie's turbane	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2018-02"
9720	zippy wicked genie's scimitar	0		Spell Damage: +5, Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2018-02"
9721	forbidden personal trainer's genie's pants	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2018-02"
9722	supercharged thinker's genie's bracers	0		Mysticality: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2018-02"
9723	rosy-cheeked brawny psychic's circlet	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2018-02"
9724	scandalous curative psychic's crystal ball	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2018-02"
9725	psychic's pslacks of the wise owl of the dark arts	0		Mysticality: +20, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2018-02"
9726	frightening razor-sharp psychic's amulet	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2018-02"
9727	moldy heart-shaped candy whetstone	4	crappy	Last Available: "2018-02"
9728	low-calorie moldy upside-down Swedish massage fish	1	crappy	Last Available: "2018-02"
9729	fortified smooth Third Base	5	awesome	Last Available: "2018-02"
9730	fancy extra-dry mediocre Bustle Hustler	5	decent	Effect: "Disdain of the War Snapper", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2018-02"
9731	vacuum-sealed anodized mirror pulsating Fabiotion	0		Effect: "Permanent Halloween", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2018-02"
9732	chilled denatured ghostly Bettie page	0		Effect: "Standard Issue Bravery", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2018-02"
9733	oxidized corrupted tonic o' Banderas	0		Effect: "Dances with Tweedles", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2018-02"
9734	ionized polarized mirror upside-down heather graham cracker	0		Effect: "Cravin' for a Ravin'", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2018-02"
9735	Lolsipop	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9736	heart cozy	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9737	eaves droppers	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9738	personal graffiti kit	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9739	Mysterious Red Box	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9740	Mysterious Green Box	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9741	narrow Mysterious Blue Box	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9742	blinking Mysterious Black Box	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9743	super-dry rainbow jellybean	0		Effect: "Executive Greed", Effect Duration: 19
9744	super-ionized improved wobbly mystery lollipop	0		Effect: "Lucky Cat Is Lucky", Effect Duration: 36
9745	Love Potion #0	0		Effect: "Tainted Love Potion", Effect Duration: 20
9746	pressed ionized huge rhinestone	0		Effect: "Elvish", Effect Duration: 61
9747	upside-down 1,960 pok&eacute;dollar bill	0		
9748	metandienone	0		
9749	riboflavin	0		
9750	upside-down bronze	0		
9751	piracetam	0		
9752	green spinning twirling ultracalcium	0		
9753	green ginseng	0		
9754	Team Avarice cap of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3
9755	Team Sloth cap of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25
9756	bouncing jittery deadly Team Wrath cap	0		Weapon Damage: +5
9757	spinning up-at-dawn Mu cap	0		Adventures: +5
9758	Thwaitgold metabug statuette	0		
9759	bouncing ghostly Pok&eacute;fam Guide to Capturing All of Them	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-03"
9760	narrow skewed packet of tall grass seeds	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9761	Pok&eacute;-Gro fertilizer	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9762	Globmule	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9763	Bluzzard	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9764	Faux	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9765	skewed Sledgehamster	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9766	Pimpsqueak	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9767	Pillowbug	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9768	Dressage	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9769	skewed Sequestrian	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9770	Carpricorn	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9771	blurry Turpin	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9772	Morphan	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9773	mirror Cycloney	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9774	jittery Peaclock	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9775	Turtive	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9776	Lepardner	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9777	narrow spinning Aiolion	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9778	blinking mirror Waifuton	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9779	blurry Gorillape	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9780	Wendtigo	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9781	jittery Snoutlet	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9782	Ruffalo	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9783	Vaporpoise	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9784	Ghosprey	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9785	Straypler	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9786	Flan	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9787	Mustardigrade	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9788	upside-down Ched	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9789	mirror Gazelleton	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9790	Mechamelion	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9791	Bicycle	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9792	Vamprey	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9793	Wullabye	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9794	skewed Nursine	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9795	Cantelope	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9796	Ungulant	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9797	Caramel	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9798	pulsating red Oppossum	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9799	Amanitee	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9800	Smashmoth	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9801	wobbly Vulgure	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9802	ghostly Squib	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9803	green Trafikoan	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9804	shaking wobbly Slotter	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9805	jittery Shudder	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9806	Glamare	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9807	Unspeakachu	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9808	Stooper	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9809	Disgeist	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9810	jittery Bowlet	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9811	Cornbeefadon	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9812	green ghostly Mu	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9813	pulsating huge Glum berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9814	Egnaro berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9815	Sitrep berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9816	Nadsat berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9817	Jamocha berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9818	olive Tapioc berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9819	bouncing Snarf berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9820	huge gray Keese berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9821	luck incense	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Item Drop: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-03"
9822	spinning shell bell	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-03"
9823	muscle band	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-03"
9824	huge amulet coin	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Meat Drop: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-03"
9825	blinking razor fang	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-03"
9826	smoke ball	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-03"
9827	rocket	0		
9828	dried yellow magnificent oyster egg	1		Effect: "Graham Crackling", Effect Duration: 50
9829	compressed narrow brilliant oyster egg	1		
9830	diluted gray glistening oyster egg	1		Effect: "Starry-Eyed", Effect Duration: 30
9831	denatured scintillating oyster egg	1		
9832	twisted teal blinking pearlescent oyster egg	1		
9833	denatured red lustrous oyster egg	1		
9834	dried bouncing gleaming oyster egg	1		Effect: "Bilious Brawn", Effect Duration: 10
9835	huge FantasyRealm membership packet	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-04"
9836	jittery FantasyRealm guest pass	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9837	maroon MacGyver's beefcake's FantasyRealm G. E. M. of wisdom	0		Muscle: +25, Mysticality: +15, Maximum MP: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9838	bouncing Rubee&trade;	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9839	blinking FantasyRealm Warrior's Helm of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2018-04"
9840	fireproof FantasyRealm Mage's Hat	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2018-04"
9841	quilted FantasyRealm Rogue's Mask	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Last Available: "2018-04"
9842	lump of bauxite	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
9843	horrifying manspreader's arcane researcher's &quot;Remember the Trees&quot; Shirt	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Monster Level: +10, Spooky Damage: +25
9844	huge twirling FantasyRealm key	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9845	plump mushroom	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9846	skewed purple wobbly tainted marshmallow	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9847	Chewsick Copperbottom's notes	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9848	tumbling LyleCo premium pickaxe	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9849	LyleCo premium rope	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9850	My First Art of War	0		Skill: "Army of Toddlers", Last Available: "2018-12"
9851	blurry dragon aluminum ore	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9852	squat faerie dust	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9853	spinning poisoned druidic s'more	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9854	druidic orb	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9855	to-go brew	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9856	mirror blurry flask of holy water	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9857	energized universal antivenin	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Effect: "La Bamba", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2018-04"
9858	teal LyleCo premium monocle	0		Rubee Drop: 1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9859	ghostly wobbly purple LyleCo premium magnifying glass	0		Rubee Drop: 1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9860	FantasyRealm tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9861	LyleCo Contractor's Manual	0		Skill: "Expert Corner-Cutter", Last Available: "2018-04"
9862	stale ghostly FantasyRealm turkey leg	4	decent	Last Available: "2018-04"
9863	tolerable FantasyRealm mead	4	good	Last Available: "2018-04"
9864	mirror nasty haunch	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9865	blurry Cheswick Copperbottom's compass	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9866	squat arrest warrant	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9867	hero's skull	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9868	red pulsating grolblin rum	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9869	spoiled druidic s'more	3	crappy	Last Available: "2018-04"
9870	powdered twirling sachet of powder	1		Last Available: "2018-04"
9871	practically non-alcoholic bad mourning wine	1	decent	Last Available: "2018-04"
9872	sanctified cola	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9873	map to the Towering Mountains	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9874	map to the Mystic Wood	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9875	mirror map to the Putrid Swamp	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9876	map to the Cursed Village	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9877	twirling map to the Sprawling Cemetery	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9878	snack-sized fancy delicious denastified haunch	2	awesome	Effect: "Dancing Prowess", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2018-04"
9879	practically non-alcoholic acceptable bad rum and good cola	1	good	Last Available: "2018-04"
9880	super-modified bouncing gray Potion of Heroism	0		Effect: "Infernal Thirst", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2018-04"
9881	blinking Usain Bolt's dog trainer's leggings of the Spider Queen of courage	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Spooky Resistance: +3, Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2018-04"
9882	ghostly Usain Bolt's Master Thief's utility belt of doom of the early riser	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Initiative: +80, Adventures: +7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9883	green sizzling Rosewater's Duke Vampire's regal cloak of courage	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Hot Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2018-04"
9884	fireproof veiny Dragonscale breastplate of Calamity Jane	0		Maximum HP: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2018-04"
9885	blinking supercool stylish belt of Ogrekind of the sweet-tooth	0		Moxie: +25, Moxie Percent: +20, Candy Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9886	perfumed energetic baleful The Ghoul King's ghoulottes	0		Spell Damage: +25, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2018-04"
9887	up-at-dawn Jeselnik's nozzle of the Phoenix of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Damage: +25, Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2018-04"
9888	family-friendly toasty friendly the Archwizard's briefs	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Hot Damage: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2018-04"
9889	spinning Jack Frost's fortified brawny the Ley Incursion's waist	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Damage Absorption: +60, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9890	chilly occult shield of the Skeleton Lord of chilblains	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Cold Damage: 30, Last Available: "2018-04"
9891	yellow double-paned ring of the Skeleton Lord of the brazier of the detective	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +5, Item Drop: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9892	Annie Oakley's sharpshooter's brainy scepter of the Skeleton Lord	0		Mysticality: +5, Critical Hit Percent: 30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9893	aromatic asbestos-lined smooth deadfall branch of the cougar	0		Moxie: 35, Hot Resistance: +5, Stench Resistance: +1
9894	double-paned foul-smelling studded deadly Staff of Kitchen Royalty	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Damage Absorption: +80, Stench Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +5, Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2018-04"
9895	charged druidic orb	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9896	dragon slaying sword	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9897	notarized arrest warrant	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9898	triple-distilled tolerable two meat muck	8	good	
9899	half-sized tasty chocolate Ogre Chieftain	2	awesome	
9900	rotten massive fuchsia chocolate &quot;Phoenix&quot;	6	crappy	
9901	decent jumbo chocolate Spider Queen	5	good	
9902	perfectly mixed practically non-alcoholic squat hipster cocktail	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	
9903	huge God Lobster's Scepter	0		Equips On: "God Lobster", Familiar Effect: "small fairy/lep", Last Available: "2018-05"
9904	God Lobster's Ring	0		Equips On: "God Lobster", Familiar Effect: "sombrero", Last Available: "2018-05"
9905	God Lobster's Rod	0		Equips On: "God Lobster", Familiar Effect: "whelp", Last Available: "2018-05"
9906	upside-down God Lobster's Robe	0		Equips On: "God Lobster", Familiar Effect: "block", Last Available: "2018-05"
9907	God Lobster's Crown	0		Equips On: "God Lobster", Familiar Effect: "fairy", Last Available: "2018-05"
9908	Dish of Clarified Butter	0		Last Available: "2018-05"
9909	jittery G	0		
9910	Garland of Greatness	0		
9911	gattoo	0		
9912	purple A-Boo glue	0		
9913	glued A-Boo clue	0		
9914	wobbly crude oil congealer	0		
9915	normal good guava	3	good	
9916	practically non-alcoholic lousy gin and ginger	1	decent	
9917	Thwaitgold chigger statuette	0		
9918	vaporized purple bouncing gaseous gravy	1		Effect: "Bloodstain-Resistant", Effect Duration: 50
9919	huge SongBoom&trade; BoomBox	0		Last Available: "2018-06"
9920	spinning SongBoom&trade; BoomBox Box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-06"
9921	cyan A Guide to Safari	0		Skill: "Experience Safari"
9922	pressed improved tumbling Shielding Potion	0		Effect: "Power Ballad of the Arrowsmith", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2018-06"
9923	quadruple-improved irradiated Punching Potion	0		Effect: "Permafrosty", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2018-06"
9924	Special Seasoning	0		Last Available: "2018-06"
9925	distilled shaking fuchsia Nightmare Fuel	1		Effect: "Spooky Hands", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2018-06"
9926	Gathered Meat-Clip	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
9927	Bastille Battalion control rig crate	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-07"
9928	Bastille Battalion control rig	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-07"
9929	blurry lard-coated hale Rosewater's Brutal brogues of the overflowing toilet	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Maximum HP: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-07"
9930	fortified dance instructor's personal trainer's Draftsman's driving gloves of courage	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Damage Absorption: +60, Spooky Resistance: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-07"
9931	tumbling purple fireproof sinister arcane researcher's Nouveau nosering of the bloodbag	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Spell Damage: +10, Maximum HP: +100, Hot Resistance: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-07"
9932	unsweetened wet frozen bouncing sharkfin gumbo	0		Effect: "Inner Warmth", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2018-07"
9933	deionized magnetized narrow boiling broth	0		Effect: "Once Bitten Twice Fried", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2018-07"
9934	colloidal magnetized interrogative elixir	0		Effect: "Artificially Sweet", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2018-07"
9935	jittery Bastille Battalion Fondue Trophy	0		Last Available: "2018-07"
9936	Bastille Battalion tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2018-07"
9937	blurry wobbly Bastille Battalion cheese wheel	0		Last Available: "2018-07"
9938	Bastille Battalion control rig loaner voucher	0		Last Available: "2018-07"
9939	kitten burglar	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-07"
9940	burglar/sleep mask	0		Last Available: "2018-07"
9941	Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette	0		
9942	Neverending Party invitation envelope	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-09"
9943	cyan Neverending Party guest pass	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9944	prompt sinister PARTY HARD T-shirt of the overflowing toilet	0		Spell Damage: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2018-09"
9945	bouncing Neverending Party favor	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9946	deluxe Neverending Party favor	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9947	mirror gas can	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9948	mediocre Middle of the Road&trade; brand whiskey	4	decent	Last Available: "2018-09"
9949	neverending wallet chain	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9950	blurry perfumed pentagram bandana of the glutton	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2018-09"
9951	upside-down Rosewater's skull ring	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-09"
9952	electronics kit	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9953	moldy PB&J with the crusts cut off	4	crappy	Last Available: "2018-09"
9954	double-paned dorky glasses of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Cold Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-09"
9955	tumbling ponytail clip of the ox of extreme caution	0		Muscle: +20, Monster Level: -25, Last Available: "2018-09"
9956	paint palette of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paint Job", Last Available: "2018-09"
9957	unremarkable duffel bag	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9958	compressed Purple Beast energy drink	1		Effect: "What's That Smell?", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2018-09"
9959	mansplainer's cosmetic football	0		Monster Level: +15, Last Available: "2018-09"
9960	skewed green inspector's fireproof shoe ad T-shirt	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2018-09"
9961	pump-up high-tops of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-09"
9962	aerosolized runproof mascara	0		Effect: "French Bronilla Brogueishness", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2018-09"
9963	mirror very small dress	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9964	twirling dog trainer's hardy noticeable pumps	0		Maximum HP: +50, Experience (familiar): +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-09"
9965	twirling surprisingly capacious handbag	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9966	perfectly mixed everfull glass	3	???	Last Available: "2018-09"
9967	mirror green van key	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9968	jam band bootleg	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9969	grievous denim jacket of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2018-09"
9970	dance instructor's ratty knitted cap of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Last Available: "2018-09"
9972	shaking friendly Annie Oakley's intimidating chainsaw	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Familiar Weight: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-09"
9973	mediocre blurry twirling party beer bomb	4	decent	Last Available: "2018-09"
9974	miniature decent blinking sweet party mix	2	good	Last Available: "2018-09"
9975	modified party balloon	1		Last Available: "2018-09"
9976	skewed sizzling beefcake's party pants	0		Muscle: +25, Hot Damage: +10, Last Available: "2018-09"
9977	shaking toasty medical-grade brainy party whip	0		Mysticality: +5, Hot Damage: +5, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2018-09"
9978	Party Planning on a Budget	0		Skill: "Budget Conscious", Last Available: "2018-09"
9979	weak hand-crafted red TRIO cup of beer	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2018-09"
9980	stale party platter for one	4	decent	Last Available: "2018-09"
9981	modified squat Party-in-a-Can&trade;	1		Last Available: "2018-09"
9982	red party pup	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9983	skewed Rosewater's party crasher of incineration	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Party Crash", Last Available: "2018-09"
9984	Living to Drink, Drinking to Live	0		Last Available: "2018-09", Skill: "Drinking to Drink"
9985	Party Tattoo&trade; gift certificate	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9986	party mouse hat	0		Familiar Weight: +5
9987	latte lovers member's mug	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Throw Latte on Opponent", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Offer Latte to Opponent", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Gulp Latte", Last Available: "2018-10"
9988	narrow latte lovers club card	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-10"
9989	blue voter registration form	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-11"
9990	brainy &quot;I Voted!&quot; sticker	0		Mysticality: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-11"
9991	blurry absentee voter ballot	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
9992	snake skin	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
9993	Usain Bolt's nasty snakeskin thighboots	0		Stench Damage: +5, Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2018-11"
9994	perfumed chilly snakeskin cowboy hat	0		Cold Damage: +5, Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2018-11"
9995	lime green occult snakeskin jacket of Gandalf	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Last Available: "2018-11"
9996	blinking slime glob	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
9997	slime glob	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
9998	slime glob	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
9999	upside-down huge prompt sage slime waders of the cheetah	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Initiative: +60, Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2018-11"
10001	slime fedora of chilblains of the glutton	0		Cold Damage: +25, Item Drop: +5, Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2018-11"
10002	Oprah's shellacked personal trainer's slime knuckles	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Damage Reduction: 7, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2018-11"
10003	government requisition form	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
10004	Jeselnik's government-issued slacks of Tarzan of the cheetah	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Sleaze Damage: +25, Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2018-11"
10005	Annie Oakley's government-issued eyeshade of the cougar of the sewer	0		Moxie: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Stench Damage: +25, Last Available: "2018-11"
10006	ghostly mansplainer's thinker's strapping government-issued necktie	0		Muscle: +5, Mysticality: +10, Monster Level: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-11"
10007	mutant arm of the wise owl of the scaredy-cat of the brazier	0		Mysticality: +20, Monster Level: -15, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2018-11"
10008	inspector's aromatic crafty mutant legs	0		Maximum MP: +10, Stench Resistance: +1, Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2018-11"
10009	hale wholesome shellacked mutant crown	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Maximum HP: +20, Last Available: "2018-11"
10010	small adequate blue ghostly ectoplasm	2	good	Last Available: "2018-11"
10011	rotten big	5	crappy	Last Available: "2018-11"
10012	triple-distilled acceptable bottle of vodka	8	good	Last Available: "2018-11"
10013	decent immense pizza	10	good	Last Available: "2018-11"
10014	lousy martini	3	decent	Last Available: "2018-11"
10015	decent low-calorie cherry pie	1	good	Last Available: "2018-11"
10016	hand-crafted practically non-alcoholic eggnog	1	super ultra mega EPIC	Last Available: "2018-11"
10017	pulsating glob of undifferentiated tissue	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
10018	adequate Hell ramen	4	good	Last Available: "2018-11"
10019	watered-down lousy gimlet	2	decent	Last Available: "2018-11"
10020	weak tolerable twice-haunted screwdriver	2	good	Last Available: "2018-11"
10021	tiny adequate candy cane	1	good	Last Available: "2018-12"
10022	practically non-alcoholic smooth runny fermented egg	1	awesome	Last Available: "2018-12"
10023	miniature bland oldcake	2	decent	Last Available: "2018-12"
10024	bite-sized flavorless traditional Crimbo cookie	1	decent	Last Available: "2023-06"
10025	clever plastic wild beaver	0		Maximum MP: +20, Last Available: "2018-12"
10026	padded plastic reindeer	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Last Available: "2018-12"
10027	plastic Caf&eacute; Elf of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2018-12"
10028	skewed plastic orphan of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2018-12"
10029	strapping plastic Abuela Crimbo	0		Muscle: +5, Last Available: "2018-12"
10030	tumbling yule pup	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10031	Braindeer	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10032	blinking Crimbo dog sweater	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10033	skewed nasty arcane researcher's pristine walrus tusk	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Stench Damage: +5, Last Available: "2018-12"
10034	skewed thick walrus blubber	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10035	olive resourceful energetic razor-sharp Staff of Frozen Lard of the blizzard	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Maximum MP: +50, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2018-12"
10036	ghostly cyan bomb	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10037	blue plastic bazooka	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10038	mooseflank	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10039	low-calorie tasty grilled mooseflank	1	awesome	Last Available: "2018-12"
10040	normal tumbling moosemeat pie	4	good	Last Available: "2018-12"
10041	mirror blurry balanced antler	0		Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2018-12"
10042	dam of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2018-12"
10043	lousy upside-down skewed beavermouth	3	decent	Last Available: "2018-12"
10044	perfectly mixed beaver punch (papaya)	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2018-12"
10045	bad mirror beaver punch (peach)	4	decent	Last Available: "2018-12"
10046	artisanal beaver punch (cherry)	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2018-12"
10047	Sherlock's lard-coated Canadian lantern	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2018-12"
10048	muskox-skin cap of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Last Available: "2018-12"
10049	green Boxing Day care package	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-12"
10050	massive adequate glass of raw eggs	10	good	Last Available: "2018-12"
10051	bad weak pulsating punch-drunk punch	2	decent	Last Available: "2018-12"
10052	dehydrated narrow body spradium	1		Last Available: "2018-12"
10053	green razor-sharp bauxite beret	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Last Available: "2018-12"
10054	bauxite boxers of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2018-12"
10055	therapeutic bauxite bow-tie	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-12"
10056	huge Boxing Day Pass	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10057	jittery Kramco Industries packing carton	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-01"
10058	aromatic padded beefcake's Kramco Sausage-o-Matic&trade; of James Dean of the dark arts	0		Muscle: +25, Experience (Moxie): +3, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Damage Absorption: +20, Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2019-01"
10059	sausage casing	0		Last Available: "2019-01"
10060	miniature special bland huge sausage	2	decent	Effect: "Badger Underfoot", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2019-01"
10061	twirling arcane researcher's brawny red-hot sausage fork	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Last Available: "2019-01"
10062	bag of sausage links	0		Last Available: "2019-01"
10063	sausage golem	0		Last Available: "2019-01"
10064	ghostly twirling jar of relish	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10065	teal Toyleporter	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10066	tolerable red beer	4	good	Last Available: "2018-12"
10067	gigantic normal yule gruel	10	good	Last Available: "2018-12"
10068	weak bad fancy gray narrow hot watered rum	2	decent	Effect: "Izchak's Blessing", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2018-12"
10069	tolerable extra-dry squat bottle of Crimbognac	5	good	Last Available: "2018-12"
10070	delicious cyan Crimboysters Rockefeller	3	awesome	Last Available: "2018-12"
10071	compressed wobbly teal Crimbeau de toilette	1		Last Available: "2018-12"
10072	teal Crimbo candle	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10073	Carol of the Bulls	0		Skill: "Carol of the Bulls", Last Available: "2018-12"
10074	Carol of the Bulls (used)	0		Skill: "Carol of the Bulls", Last Available: "2018-12"
10075	Carol of the Hells	0		Skill: "Carol of the Hells", Last Available: "2018-12"
10076	Carol of the Hells (used)	0		Skill: "Carol of the Hells", Last Available: "2018-12"
10077	upside-down Carol of the Thrills	0		Skill: "Carol of the Thrills", Last Available: "2018-12"
10078	Carol of the Thrills (used)	0		Skill: "Carol of the Thrills", Last Available: "2018-12"
10079	banded Crimbolex watch of the pedagogue of Leguizamo	0		Experience: +3, Damage Absorption: +100, Monster Level: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-12", Nonstackable Watch, Rollover Effect Duration: 100
10080	Crimbo tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10081	wizardly hand-knitted Crimbo socks of the pedagogue of the bloodbag	0		Mysticality: +25, Experience: +3, Maximum HP: +100
10082	flame-wreathed stylish chalk chlamys	0		Moxie: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2019-12"
10083	narrow fortified chalk chain of horror	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10084	skewed vibrating chalk chalice of Flo-Jo	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2019-12"
10085	jittery lightning-fast savvy chalk chinos	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2019-12"
10086	prompt supercharged chalk chapeau	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2019-12"
10087	upside-down rosewater-soaked chalk choker of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Stench Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10088	denatured chalk chunks	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10089	polymerized candy chalk	0		Effect: "The Dinsey Way", Effect Duration: 32
10090	bouncing prompt marble maebari of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2019-12", Thorns: 1
10091	maroon hardy marble mantle of Leguizamo	0		Maximum HP: +50, Monster Level: +20, Last Available: "2019-12", Thorns: 1
10092	skewed mirror weightlifter's marble magnet of the overflowing toilet	0		Muscle: +15, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12", Thorns: 1
10093	spinning marble mignonette bowl of the blizzard of the sweet-tooth	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2019-12", Thorns: 1
10094	blurry occult sinister marble medallion	0		Spell Damage: +10, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12", Thorns: 1
10095	Annie Oakley's marble mariachi hat of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Last Available: "2019-12", Thorns: 1
10096	distilled huge pulsating marble molecules	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10097	polarized tarnished warmed wobbly Mallomarbles	0		Effect: "Eyes for Miles", Effect Duration: 61
10098	red toasty brainy punching bag	0		Mysticality: +5, Hot Damage: +5, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paraffin Prism", Last Available: "2020-12"
10099	Usain Bolt's horrifying pith helmet	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Initiative: +80, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paraffin Prism", Last Available: "2020-12"
10100	greasy extremely unsafe poncho	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paraffin Prism", Last Available: "2020-12"
10101	MacGyver's savvy pendant	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Maximum MP: +100, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paraffin Prism", Last Available: "2020-12"
10102	cyan Tesla banded palazzos	0		Damage Absorption: +100, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paraffin Prism", Last Available: "2020-12"
10103	shaking greasy educational pseudoaccordion	0		Experience: +1, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Song Duration: 5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paraffin Prism", Last Available: "2020-12"
10104	vaporized shaking pieces	1		Last Available: "2020-12"
10105	adjusted tarnished Para-Pop	0		Effect: "Salad Days", Effect Duration: 47
10106	tumbling squat greedy fireproof terra cotta truss	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Meat Drop: +20, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Terra Cotta Army", Last Available: "2020-12"
10107	knitted medical-grade terra cotta trousers	0		Cold Resistance: +3, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Terra Cotta Army", Last Available: "2020-12"
10108	up-at-dawn terra cotta tongs of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Adventures: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Terra Cotta Army", Last Available: "2020-12"
10109	wobbly supercharged deadly terra cotta train	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Terra Cotta Army", Last Available: "2020-12"
10110	aromatic dog trainer's terra cotta tie tack	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Stench Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Terra Cotta Army", Last Available: "2020-12"
10111	squat inspector's scorching terra cotta tambourine	0		Hot Damage: +25, Item Drop: +15, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Terra Cotta Army", Last Available: "2020-12"
10112	powdered terra cotta tidbits	1		Last Available: "2020-12"
10113	anodized unsweetened shaking terra panna cotta	0		Effect: "Sugar High", Effect Duration: 59
10114	grievous supercool velour voulge	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2021-12"
10115	maroon sizzling velour vambraces of the brazier	0		Hot Damage: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10116	fuchsia jittery hardy velour veil of temperance	0		Maximum HP: +50, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10117	pulsating fuchsia hardy savvy velour viscometer	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Maximum HP: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10118	censurious velour valise of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2021-12"
10119	huge smartaleck's velour vaqueros of the sweet-tooth	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2021-12"
10120	modified spinning pulsating upside-down velour veneer	1		Effect: "Wistfully Nostalgic", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2021-12"
10121	electrified anodized Vulcanized Velougats&trade;	0		Effect: "Frosty the Hitman", Effect Duration: 12
10122	upside-down cyan ghostly asbestos-lined quilted glass suspenders	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Hot Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10123	medical-grade glass shield of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2021-12"
10124	flame-wreathed Jack Frost's glass stetson	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2021-12"
10125	green skewed resourceful glass spectacles of the blizzard	0		Maximum MP: +50, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10126	teal Temple Grandin's weightlifter's glass shiv	0		Muscle: +15, Familiar Weight: +7, Last Available: "2021-12"
10127	sizzling careful glass serape	0		Monster Level: -10, Hot Damage: +10, Last Available: "2021-12"
10128	altered upside-down glass shards	1		Effect: "Superioreo", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2021-12"
10129	frozen gray hard candy	0		Effect: "Ogred and Oublietted", Effect Duration: 25
10130	olive MacGyver's boxer's loofah lumberjack's hat	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Maximum MP: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Loofah Head-Scratch", Last Available: "2022-12"
10131	stanky loofah lei of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Loofah Lei Lasso", Last Available: "2022-12"
10132	red avaricious perfumed loofah lederhosen	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +30, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Loofah Hosenzittern", Last Available: "2022-12"
10133	bouncing twirling nippy sage loofah ladle	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Cold Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Loofah Stew", Last Available: "2022-12"
10134	loofah legwarmers of the scaredy-cat of the boozehound	0		Monster Level: -15, Booze Drop: +100, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Loofah Leglifts", Last Available: "2022-12"
10135	red frightening careful loofah lavalier	0		Monster Level: -10, Spooky Damage: +5, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Loofah Lava", Last Available: "2022-12"
10136	altered loofah lumps	1		Last Available: "2022-12"
10137	super-modified chocolate-covered loofah	0		Effect: "Burning Tongue", Effect Duration: 30
10138	crafty flagstone flag of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Maximum MP: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Flagellate", Last Available: "2022-12"
10139	censurious Jeselnik's flagstone flail	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Flagflog", Last Available: "2022-12"
10140	green wholesome hardened flagstone flip-flops	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Flagstone Flap Flip", Last Available: "2022-12"
10141	flagstone fez of the ox of temperance	0		Muscle: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Flagstone Fez Ritual", Last Available: "2022-12"
10142	tumbling asbestos-lined flagstone fleece of the detective	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Item Drop: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Flagstone Fleece Flex", Last Available: "2022-12"
10143	MacGyver's educational flagstone fringe	0		Experience: +1, Maximum MP: +100, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Flagstone Foxtrot", Last Available: "2022-12"
10144	diluted flagstone flagments	1		Effect: "Void Between the Stars", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2022-12"
10145	enhanced Flag by the Foot&trade;	0		Effect: "Ancestral Disapproval", Effect Duration: 55
10146	wobbly elf sleeper agent	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-12"
10147	red-and-green microcamera	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10148	greedy cobbled-together Meat detector	0		Meat Drop: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-12"
10149	magnetized flattened double-adjusted tin thermos of chai	0		Effect: "substats.enh", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2019-12"
10150	pickled skewed prototype stimulant	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10151	teal vibrating tailored vest	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-12"
10152	sew-on bandage	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10153	red really nice net	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10154	bouncing nasty elf army poncho	0		Stench Damage: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-12"
10155	yummy huge elf army field rations	4	awesome	Last Available: "2019-12"
10156	gingernade	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10157	lightning-fast discarded bowtie of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Initiative: +40, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-12"
10158	weak acceptable martiny	2	good	Last Available: "2019-12"
10159	tryptophan dart	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10160	dry wobbly licorice snake	0		Effect: "Gummiheart", Effect Duration: 15
10161	irradiated vacuum-sealed twirling virgin jello shot	0		Effect: "Heart of Pink", Effect Duration: 26
10162	nitrogenated magnetized mutated candy lump	0		Effect: "Gyromitra Gymnastics", Effect Duration: 32
10163	dry nitrogenated pulsating government-issued candy	0		Effect: "Rushtacean'", Effect Duration: 20
10164	double-ionized liquefied Pneumo bar	0		Effect: "Squirming Like a Toad", Effect Duration: 33
10165	mint condition Lil' Doctor&trade; bag	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-02"
10166	dance instructor's Lil' Doctor&trade; bag of the sewer	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Stench Damage: +25, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Otoscope", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Reflex Hammer", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Chest X-Ray", Last Available: "2019-02"
10168	blood bag	0		
10169	snack-sized spoiled bloodstick	2	crappy	
10170	delicious triple-distilled enchanted bottle of Sanguiovese	7	awesome	Effect: "Holiday Bliss", Effect Duration: 35
10171	decent big actual blood sausage	5	good	
10172	fancy artisanal mulled blood	3	EPIC	Effect: "Ichorous Intensity", Effect Duration: 35
10173	miniature stale blood snowcone	2	decent	
10174	drinkable Red Russian	3	good	
10175	normal blood roll-up	3	good	
10176	practically non-alcoholic fancy drinkable skewed bottle of blood	1	good	Effect: "Joyful Resolve", Effect Duration: 25
10177	moldy twirling blood-soaked sponge cake	3	crappy	
10178	special hand-crafted spinning vampagne	3	super EPIC	Effect: "A View to Some Meat", Effect Duration: 50
10179	spoiled plain snowcone	3	crappy	
10180	Booke of Vampyric Knowledge	0		
10181	money bag	0		
10182	money bag	0		
10183	twirling money bag	0		
10184	Thwaitgold mosquito statuette	0		
10185	pulsating bucket of Vampyre blood	0		
10186	ghostly blood knife	0		Lasts Until Rollover
10187	teal PirateRealm membership packet	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-04"
10188	PirateRealm guest pass	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10189	veiny rosy-cheeked smooth PirateRealm eyepatch	0		Moxie: +15, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Maximum HP: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10190	mirror bloody harpoon	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10191	upside-down compass	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10192	skull key	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10193	cyan curious anemometer	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10194	Red Roger's flag	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10195	spinning Glass Jack's spyglass	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10196	pulsating recursed compass	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10197	tomb-opener	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10198	bouncing Red Roger's map	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10199	normal wobbly crabsicle	4	good	Last Available: "2019-04"
10200	jittery melty plastic grenade	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10201	bad bottle of dark rhum	3	decent	Last Available: "2019-04"
10202	weak acceptable bottle of extra-dark rhum	2	good	Last Available: "2019-04"
10203	fortified artisanal teal bottle of super-extra-dark rhum	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2019-04"
10204	quantum moist skewed gray huge pirate shaving cream	0		Effect: "Crimbo Nostalgia", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2019-04"
10205	Newton's conquistador's breastplate of incineration	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2019-04"
10206	greedy pirate pantaloons of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2019-04"
10207	[glitch season reward name]	0		
10208	blurry skewed signal fragment	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10209	windicle	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10210	cool pirate radio ring of doom	0		Moxie: +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-04"
10211	mirror narrow Island Drinkin', a Tiki Mixology Odyssey	0		Skill: "Tiki Mixology", Last Available: "2019-04"
10212	flavorless pineapple slab	3	decent	Last Available: "2019-04"
10213	spoiled hibiscus petal	3	crappy	Last Available: "2019-04"
10214	warmed activated polymerized ghostly huge mint leaf	0		Effect: "Greased-Up Familiar", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2019-04"
10215	twirling cocoa of youth	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10216	powdered ice molecule	1		Effect: "Extra Backbone", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2019-04"
10217	pulsating Red Roger's reliquary	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10218	Red Roger's right hand	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10219	pulsating Red Roger's left hand	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10220	pulsating Red Roger's right foot	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-04"
10221	Red Roger's left foot	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-04"
10222	Red Roger's skull	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10223	distilled pewter shavings	1		Last Available: "2019-04"
10224	Red Roger tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10225	blurry PirateRealm fun-a-log	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10226	razor-sharp plush sea serpent	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Monster Level: -100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-04"
10227	special spoiled pirate fork	3	???	Effect: "Some Cheese with Your Wine", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2019-04"
10228	lime green Scurvy and Sobriety Prevention	0		Skill: "Prevent Scurvy and Sobriety", Last Available: "2019-04"
10229	teal ring	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-04"
10230	blurry lightning-fast curative piratical blunderbuss	0		Initiative: +40, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2019-04"
10231	wobbly quilted padded PirateRealm party hat of the businessman	0		Damage Absorption: 60, Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2019-04"
10232	high-proof mediocre Island Landslide	6	decent	Last Available: "2019-04"
10233	perfectly mixed upside-down Island Thunderstorm	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2019-04"
10234	special bad jittery Island Hurricane	3	decent	Effect: "Abominably Slippery", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2019-04"
10235	weak lousy Skull Punch	2	decent	Last Available: "2019-04"
10236	weak mediocre Electric Punch	2	decent	Last Available: "2019-04"
10237	aged Smuggler's Punch	3	awesome	Last Available: "2019-04"
10238	bad Scorpion Bowl	3	decent	Last Available: "2019-04"
10239	hand-crafted squat Turtle Bowl	3	super EPIC	Last Available: "2019-04"
10240	aged weak narrow Cobra Bowl	2	awesome	Last Available: "2019-04"
10241	ghostly vampyric cloake pattern	0		Free Pull
10242	toasty supercharged arcane researcher's slick vampyric cloake of Tarzan	0		Moxie: +10, Experience (Muscle): +3, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Hot Damage: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Become a Wolf", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Become a Cloud of Mist", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Become a Bat", Last Available: "2019-03"
10243	plastic pirate hat	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10244	Vulcanized altered one piece of bubble gum	0		Effect: "Kernel Panic!", Effect Duration: 45
10245	spinning arcanoferric housing	0		
10246	pulsating olive intact medium-wave antenna	0		
10247	squat blurry 18-picohertz resonator crystal	0		
10248	lime green blown-out speaker cone	0		
10249	skewed overloaded short-pulse transistor	0		
10250	Fourth of May Cosplay Saber kit	0		Free Pull
10251	scorching experienced thinker's Fourth of May Cosplay Saber	0		Mysticality: +10, Experience: +2, Hot Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Use the Force", Last Available: "2019-05"
10252	ring	0		Single Equip
10253	wobbly Thwaitgold nymph statuette	0		
10254	asbestos-lined knitted smelly clever studded grievous Socratic hewn moon-rune spoon of the empath of temperance of the boozehound of the sweet-tooth	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Damage Absorption: +80, Maximum MP: +20, Familiar Weight: +5, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +3, Hot Resistance: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Booze Drop: +100, Candy Drop: +100, Single Equip, Alters Page Text, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Dragoon Platoon", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spittoon Monsoon", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Festoon Buffoon", Last Available: "2019-06", Rollover Effect Duration: 50
10255	cartoon harpoon	0		Last Available: "2019-06"
10256	rune-strewn spoon cocoon	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-06"
10257	shaking Beach Comb Box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-07"
10258	ribald Beach Comb of the boozehound of the glutton	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Booze Drop: +100, Food Drop: +100, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Beach Combo", Last Available: "2019-07"
10259	bouncing grain of sand	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10260	small pile of sand	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10261	pile of sand	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10262	pile of sand	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10263	empty hourglass	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10264	hourglass	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10265	narrow etched hourglass	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10266	magnetized dry magenta seashell	0		Effect: "Helvella Health", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2019-07"
10267	anodized vacuum-sealed jittery cyan seashell	0		Effect: "Turn On, Tune In, Play Ball!", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2019-07"
10268	chilled gray seashell	0		Effect: "Oh Hamlet Hamlet Hamlet Hamlet", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2019-07"
10269	improved liquefied twirling seashell	0		Effect: "Cute Vision", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2019-07"
10270	moist red seashell	0		Effect: "Ripping, Dripping", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2019-07"
10271	bunch of sea grapes	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10272	bad weak bottle of sea wine	2	decent	Last Available: "2019-07"
10273	denatured kelp	1		Last Available: "2019-07"
10274	up-at-dawn miser's Jim Carey's mansplainer's sharpshooter's deadly smartaleck's boxer's driftwood hat of the dark arts	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Moxie Percent: +30, Weapon Damage: +5, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Monster Level: 40, Meat Drop: +10, Adventures: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-07"
10275	wobbly miser's perfumed chilly stiffened occult groovy driftwood pants of the cougar of the dark arts of doom	0		Moxie: +20, Moxie Percent: +10, Spell Damage Percent: 125, Damage Reduction: 1, Cold Damage: +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Stench Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-07"
10276	executive smelly electrified extremely unsafe brawny driftwood bracelet of Tarzan of the dark arts of chilblains of the blizzard	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Experience (Muscle): +3, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Cold Damage: +25, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +40, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-07"
10277	asbestos-lined energetic weightlifter's waders	0		Muscle: +15, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2019-07"
10278	upside-down wool razor-sharp spearfish fishing spear of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2019-07"
10279	nasty veiny rabbitfish fin of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Maximum HP: +10, Stench Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-07"
10280	piece of coral	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10281	tumbling piece of driftwood	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10282	shaking ghostly blurry smelly Van der Graaf pirate cutlass of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Stench Spell Damage: +10, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-07"
10283	fuchsia stanky manspreader's tricorn hat of the sweet-tooth	0		Monster Level: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2019-07"
10284	family-friendly fireproof experienced swash buckle	0		Experience: +2, Hot Resistance: +3, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-07"
10285	wobbly meteorite fragment	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10286	Sherlock's Socratic meteorite earring of the bloodbag	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Maximum HP: +100, Item Drop: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-07"
10287	grievous meteorite necklace of the empath of the overflowing toilet	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Familiar Weight: +5, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-07"
10288	MacGyver's Rosewater's meteorite ring of the blizzard	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Maximum MP: +100, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-07"
10289	triple-energized altered Finnish Fish	0		Effect: "Rainbow Bright", Effect Duration: 65
10290	concentrated deionized chocolate doubloon	0		Effect: "Total Protonic Reversal", Effect Duration: 52
10291	smartaleck's supercool driftwood beach comb of the sewer	0		Moxie Percent: 50, Stench Damage: +25, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-07"
10292	cyan Distant Woods Getaway Brochure	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-08"
10293	stick of firewood	0		Last Available: "2019-08"
10294	pulsating greasy careful whittled tiara of the empath	0		Monster Level: -10, Familiar Weight: +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2019-08"
10295	spinning greedy asbestos-lined whittled shorts of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Hot Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2019-08"
10296	ghostly weightlifter's whittled flail of Gandalf of horror	0		Muscle: +15, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2019-08"
10297	horrifying whittled wand of the cougar of the pedagogue	0		Moxie: +20, Experience: +3, Spooky Damage: +25, Last Available: "2019-08"
10298	gravedigger's supercool whittled flute of terror	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Spooky Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2019-08"
10299	stanky whittled bear figurine of Calamity Jane of the cheetah	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Initiative: +60, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-08"
10300	careful thinker's whittled owl figurine of dire peril	0		Mysticality: +10, Weapon Damage: +20, Monster Level: -10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-08"
10301	fuchsia studded boxer's whittled fox figurine	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Damage Absorption: +80, Item Drop: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-08"
10302	twirling clever supercharged educational whittled walking stick of mayonnaise	0		Experience: +1, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Maximum MP: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2019-08"
10303	rotten small blurry campfire hot dog	2	crappy	Last Available: "2019-08"
10304	bland campfire baked potato	3	decent	Last Available: "2019-08"
10305	bland jumbo campfire s'more	5	decent	Last Available: "2019-08"
10306	adequate campfire beans	3	good	Last Available: "2019-08"
10307	yummy campfire stew	3	awesome	Last Available: "2019-08"
10308	enchanted campfire coffee	1	crappy	Effect: "Wasabi With You", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2019-08"
10309	ionized colloidal leftover chocolate bar	0		Effect: "All Branned Up", Effect Duration: 61
10310	blue rare Meat isotope	0		
10311	burnt stick	0		Last Available: "2019-08"
10312	bundle of firewood	0		Last Available: "2019-08"
10313	shaking campfire smoke	0		
10314	Murgatroyd diode	0		
10315	tumbling signal receiver	0		
10316	space shield	0		
10317	fuchsia signal jammer	0		Single Equip
10318	upside-down low-pressure oxygen tank	0		Single Equip
10319	Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette	0		
10320	bland jumbo space chowder	5	decent	
10321	bad enchanted space wine	3	decent	Effect: "Here's Mud in Your Eye", Effect Duration: 10
10322	spinning The Imploded World	0		Skill: "Implode Universe"
10323	squat packaged Pocket Professor	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-09"
10324	blue Pocket Professor memory chip	0		
10325	Law of Averages	0		
10332	Unopened Eight Days a Week Pill Keeper	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-10"
10333	yellow mirror Lo Pan's smooth Eight Days a Week Pill Keeper of mayonnaise	0		Moxie: +15, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Avoid Attack: 1, Last Available: "2019-10"
10334	huge unopened diabolic pizza cube box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-11"
10335	diabolic pizza cube	0		Last Available: "2019-11"
10336	diabolic pizza	3	???	Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-11"
10337	adequate bu&ntilde;uelos Jaliscos	3	good	Last Available: "2019-12"
10338	bland miniature flan del mar	2	decent	Last Available: "2019-12"
10339	miniature adequate Baja sopapilla	2	good	Last Available: "2019-12"
10340	supercool plastic Mer-kin baker	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Last Available: "2019-12"
10341	skewed Rosewater's plastic sea elf	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Last Available: "2019-12"
10342	plastic yuleviathan of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Last Available: "2019-12"
10343	Fonzie's plastic dolphin &quot;orphan&quot;	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10344	blurry dance instructor's plastic Dolph Bossin	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Last Available: "2019-12"
10345	skewed tumbling red-spotted snapper roe	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-12"
10346	miniature toothsome mana-coated yams	2	awesome	Last Available: "2019-11"
10347	bite-sized adequate jittery mana-basted tofurkey leg	1	good	Last Available: "2019-11"
10348	enchanted normal squat mana-fortified cranberry sauce	4	good	Effect: "The Wisdom... of the Future", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2019-11"
10349	stale snack-sized mana-stuffed herbal stuffing	2	decent	Last Available: "2019-11"
10350	shaking blurry human musk	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10351	aerosolized chilled patch of extra-warm fur	0		Effect: "Booing Radly", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2019-12"
10352	altered industrial lubricant	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10353	dry frozen red unfinished pleasure	0		Effect: "Sweet, Nuts", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2019-12"
10354	altered ghostly bouncing vial of humanoid growth hormone	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10355	boiled cyan wobbly a bug's lymph	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10356	quantum anodized organic potpourri	0		Effect: "Beastly Flavor", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2019-12"
10357	bad boot flask	3	decent	Last Available: "2019-12"
10358	quadruple-magnetized infernal snowball	0		Effect: "Here to Kick Ass", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2019-12"
10359	madness	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10360	twisted fish sauce	1		Effect: "Industrial Strength Starch", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2019-12"
10361	flavorless miniature narrow guffin	2	decent	Last Available: "2019-12"
10362	dehydrated wobbly Shantix&trade;	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10363	fuchsia goodberry	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10364	twisted blinking non-Euclidean angle	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10365	liquefied polymerized peppermint syrup	0		Effect: "Hypercubed", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2019-12"
10366	wet ghostly twirling Mer-kin eyedrops	0		Effect: "Nuts about Candy", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2019-12"
10367	irradiated boiled upside-down extra-strength goo	0		Effect: "Gunky Dory", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2019-12"
10368	envelope full of Meat	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10369	altered narrow gray livid energy	1		Effect: "Turtle Titters", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2019-12"
10370	purple micronova	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10371	diluted wobbly beggin' cologne	1		Effect: "Can't Be a Chooser", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2019-12"
10372	squat careful fortified oxygenated eggnog helmet	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Monster Level: -10, Adventure Underwater, Last Available: "2019-12"
10373	hand-knitted diving booties	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10374	peppermint harpoon gun	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10375	irradiated wobbly concentrated fish broth	0		Effect: "Low on the Hog", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2019-12"
10376	corrupted vacuum-sealed liquid SONAR	0		Effect: "Jittery", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2019-12"
10377	narrow map to Dolph Bossin's hideout	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-12"
10378	Dolph Bossin's charity note	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-12"
10379	perfumed flame-retardant Dolph Bossin's Crimbo hat of the detective	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Stench Resistance: +5, Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2019-12"
10380	The Spirit of Giving	0		Skill: "The Spirit of Taking", Last Available: "2019-12"
10381	The Spirit of Giving (used)	0		Skill: "The Spirit of Taking", Last Available: "2019-12"
10382	Crimbo Factory surprise box	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10383	yellow soggy gingerbread chunk	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10384	alkaline blurry salty gumdrop	0		Effect: "Mushroom Might", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2019-12"
10385	ribbon candy ascot of the brute of bravery	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Spooky Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10386	shaking moist Crimbo spices	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10387	intact anemone spike	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10388	anemoney clip of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10389	runny icing	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10390	twisted yellow super-sweet fish goo (spoiled)	1		Effect: "Here's Mud in Your Eye", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2019-12"
10391	gray horrifying Jack Frost's steel-toed icing poncho	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Damage: +25, Last Available: "2019-12"
10392	Mer-kin cookiestove	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10393	denatured flattened twirling glob of salty molasses	0		Effect: "Carrrsmic", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2019-12"
10394	lime green huge mirror gravedigger's Mer-kin rollpin of the businessman	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2019-12"
10395	personalizable gingerbread cookie	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10396	wobbly wobbly tinsel fin	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10397	rotten immense bowl of mernudo	10	crappy	Last Available: "2019-12"
10398	mediocre fishelada	3	decent	Last Available: "2019-12"
10399	bland upside-down ojo de pez burrito	3	decent	Last Available: "2019-12"
10400	waterlogged wood	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10401	mirror waterlogged cloth	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10402	huge waterlogged stuffing	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10403	huge waterlogged	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10404	blue bouncing waterlogged	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10405	banded forbidden nutcracker hat	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Damage Absorption: +100, Last Available: "2019-12"
10406	miser's nutcracker waistcoat of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2019-12"
10407	lard-coated clever nutcracker pants	0		Maximum MP: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2019-12"
10408	nutcracker boots of extreme caution of bravery	0		Monster Level: -25, Spooky Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10409	purple careful smooth nutcracker sword	0		Moxie: +15, Monster Level: -10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10410	pulsating MacGyver's supercharged nutcracker drumstick	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Maximum MP: +100, Last Available: "2019-12"
10411	blinking brawny nutcracker beard of the brazier	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10412	hale sinister nutcracker cape	0		Spell Damage: +10, Maximum HP: +20, Last Available: "2019-12"
10413	weightlifter's nutcracker epaulets of the sewer	0		Muscle: +15, Stench Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10414	nutcracker figurine	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10415	yummy small salt plum	2	awesome	Last Available: "2019-12"
10416	peppermint eel sauce	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10417	stale half-sized jittery and bean	2	decent	Last Available: "2019-12"
10418	rosewater-soaked horrifying kelp-holly gun of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Spooky Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2019-12"
10419	ghostly wizardly Yuleviathan necklace of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Mysticality: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10420	occult peppermint spine of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Last Available: "2019-12"
10421	ghostly stylish soggy elf shoes of the sewer	0		Moxie: +25, Stench Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10422	personal trainer's Crimbylow-rise jeans of the empath	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2019-12"
10423	blinking ribald occult kelp-holly drape	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Sleaze Damage: +10, Last Available: "2019-12"
10424	jittery smelly Staff of the Peppermint Twist of vim and vigor of Gandalf of horror	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2019-12"
10425	moldy massive skewed tempura and bean	10	crappy	Last Available: "2019-12"
10426	watered-down artisanal salt plum sake	2	super EPIC	Last Available: "2019-12"
10427	electrified pulsating pressurized potion of possessiveness	0		Effect: "Squatting and Thrusting", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2019-12"
10428	magnetized Vulcanized yellow almond	0		Effect: "Sweet Incentive", Effect Duration: 61
10429	polarized boiled handful of mixed nuts	0		Effect: "Rotten Memories", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2019-12"
10430	nutcracking pliers	0		
10431	Retrospecs try-at-home kit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-01"
10432	olive greedy Sherlock's careful Retrospecs	0		Monster Level: -10, Item Drop: +25, Meat Drop: +20, Single Equip, Free Pull, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Detect Weakness", Last Available: "2020-01"
10433	huge unopened Bird-a-Day calendar	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-01"
10434	Bird-a-Day calendar	0		Last Available: "2020-01"
10437	tumbling mint-in-box Powerful Glove	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-02"
10438	fuchsia Annie Oakley's brainy strapping Powerful Glove of the storm of doom	0		Muscle: +5, Mysticality: +5, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Replace Enemy", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Shrink Enemy", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Invisible Avatar", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Triple Size", Last Available: "2020-02"
10439	enhanced signal receiver	0		
10440	status cymbal	0		Last Available: "2020-02"
10441	fortified slick Drip harness of the detective	0		Moxie: +10, Damage Absorption: +60, Item Drop: +20
10442	squat supercool drippy truncheon	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Single Equip
10443	Driplet	0		
10444	drippy snail shell	0		
10445	normal drippy nugget	3	drippy	
10446	irresponsibly strong artisanal tumbling glass of drippy wine	10	drippy	
10447	jumbo adequate drippy caviar	5	drippy	
10448	normal half-sized drippy plum(?)	2	drippy	
10449	blinking fireproof drippy stake	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Single Equip
10450	tumbling The Eye of the Thing in the Basement	0		
10451	red drippy khakis	0		Drippy Resistance: +5
10452	drippy shield	0		Drippy Resistance: +10
10453	The Fingernail of the Thing in the Basement	0		
10454	blinking coin	0		
10455	spinning mushroom	0		
10456	squat deluxe mushroom	0		
10457	super deluxe mushroom	0		
10458	cold-filtered fizzy soda	0		Effect: "Milk Studly", Effect Duration: 45
10459	nitrogenated non-electrified pulsating healthy juice	0		Effect: "Stop and Smell the Fudge", Effect Duration: 29
10460	hammer	0		Plumber Power: 1, Plumber Stat: "Muscle"
10461	jittery hammer	0		Plumber Power: 2, Plumber Stat: "Muscle"
10462	fire flower	0		Plumber Power: 1, Plumber Stat: "Mysticality"
10463	blurry bonfire flower	0		Plumber Power: 2, Plumber Stat: "Mysticality"
10464	work boots	0		Single Equip, Plumber Power: 1, Plumber Stat: "Moxie"
10465	boots	0		Single Equip, Plumber Power: 2, Plumber Stat: "Moxie"
10466	cape of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100
10467	skewed baleful Socratic back shell	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Spell Damage: +25
10468	maroon spiky back shell	0		Thorns: 1
10469	power pants	0		Maximum PP: +1
10470	tumbling Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette	0		
10471	maroon Plumber's Union Handbook	0		
10472	brainy bony back shell	0		Mysticality: +5
10473	red frosty button	0		Single Equip
10474	warmed nitrogenated blooper ink	0		Effect: "Wet Willied", Effect Duration: 27
10475	coin	0		
10476	rubber doll head	0		
10477	rubber doll body	0		
10478	plastic doll arms	0		
10479	blinking jittery plastic doll legs	0		
10480	rubber baby doll	0		Damage Aura: 1
10481	Better Shrooms and Gardens catalog	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-03"
10482	packet of mushroom spores	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10483	free-range mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10484	plump free-range mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10485	wobbly bulky free-range mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10486	free-range mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10487	immense free-range mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10488	shaking colossal free-range mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10489	tasty upside-down mushroom filet	3	awesome	Last Available: "2020-03"
10490	mushroom slab	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10491	distilled green twirling mushroom tea	1		Last Available: "2020-03"
10492	strong enchanted tolerable mushroom whiskey	5	good	Effect: "Wise Spirit", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2020-03"
10493	squat rosy-cheeked steel-toed quilted mushroom cap	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Damage Reduction: 9, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2020-03"
10494	red executive rosewater-soaked therapeutic personal trainer's mushroom shield	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Stench Resistance: +3, Meat Drop: +40, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2020-03"
10495	wool chaotic stylish mushroom pants of Tarzan	0		Moxie: +25, Experience (Muscle): +3, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2020-03"
10496	avaricious groovy wizardly mushroom badge of vim and vigor	0		Mysticality: +25, Moxie Percent: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Meat Drop: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-03"
10497	house-sized mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10498	squat pristine piranha seed	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10499	wobbly plastic piranha pot	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10500	cold-filtered teal piranha pollen	0		Effect: "Poker Faced", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2020-03"
10501	plumber's boots	0		Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Plumber Jump"
10502	sinistral homunculus	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-04"
10503	shaking kettle bell of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2020-04"
10504	skewed glued-together crystal ball of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2020-04"
10505	supercharged martini dregs	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2020-04"
10506	groovy flickering flashlight	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Last Available: "2020-04"
10507	skewed frightening crumbling rabbit's foot	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2020-04"
10508	quilted outmoded fidget toy	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Last Available: "2020-04"
10509	toasty flimsy ski pole	0		Hot Damage: +5, Last Available: "2020-04"
10510	cool discarded finger painting	0		Moxie: +5, Last Available: "2020-04"
10511	supercool pizza box	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Last Available: "2020-04"
10512	deadly chipped coffee mug of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Weapon Damage: +5, Last Available: "2020-04"
10513	lard-coated Left-Hand Man action figure	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2020-04"
10514	mirror blinking drippy seed	0		
10515	drippy grub	0		
10516	blinking drippy bezoar	0		
10517	Drip Institute petri dish	0		
10518	squat drippy ichor	0		
10519	jittery drippy enzyme	0		
10520	drippy salt	0		
10521	drippy pigment	0		
10522	drippy bromide	0		
10523	wobbly drippy flux	0		
10524	drippy stein	0		
10525	smooth drippy pilsner	4	drippy	
10526	fuchsia skewed drippy staff	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Drip Blast"
10528	drippy orb	0		
10529	pulsating lustrous drippy orb	0		
10530	hardy gory drippy orb	0		Maximum HP: +50
10531	annealed drippy orb	0		Drippy Resistance: +5
10532	Guzzlr application	0		Free Pull
10533	Guzzlr tablet of James Dean of vim and vigor	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2020-05"
10534	Guzzlr cocktail set	0		Last Available: "2020-05"
10535	Guzzlrbuck	0		Last Available: "2020-05"
10536	Guzzlr hat	0		Last Available: "2020-05"
10537	Guzzlr shoes	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-05"
10538	Guzzlr pants	0		Last Available: "2020-05"
10539	family-friendly Guzzlr souvenir stein	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2020-05"
10540	Guzzlr tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2020-05"
10541	bad irresponsibly strong Ghiaccio Colada	7	decent	Last Available: "2020-05"
10542	mediocre Sourfinger	3	decent	Last Available: "2020-05"
10543	delicious weak bouncing blinking Nog-on-the-Cob	2	awesome	Last Available: "2020-05"
10544	fortified perfectly mixed spinning Steamboat	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2020-05"
10545	aged Buttery Boy	4	awesome	Last Available: "2020-05"
10546	Never Don't Stop Not Striving	0		Skill: "Always Never Not Guzzling", Last Available: "2020-05"
10547	upside-down Usain Bolt's ribald clown car key	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2020-08"
10548	baleful batting cage key of dire peril of the sweet-tooth	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Spell Damage: +25, Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2020-08"
10549	lard-coated greasy aqu&iacute; of the businessman	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: 35, Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2020-08"
10550	red asbestos-lined knob labinet key of the sewer of terror	0		Stench Damage: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2020-08"
10551	asbestos-lined lion tamer's slick weremoose key	0		Moxie: +10, Experience (familiar): +2, Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2020-08"
10552	fireproof peg key	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2020-08"
10553	skewed huge kekekey of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Last Available: "2020-08"
10554	crafty rabbit's foot key	0		Maximum MP: +10, Last Available: "2020-08"
10555	manspreader's knob shaft skate key of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Monster Level: +10, Last Available: "2020-08"
10556	smelly razor-sharp ice key of the dark arts	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2020-08"
10557	resourceful anchovy can key	0		Maximum MP: +50, Last Available: "2020-08"
10558	fuchsia baleful cactus key of Flo-Jo	0		Spell Damage: +25, Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2020-08"
10559	rosy-cheeked brainy f'c'le sh'c'le k'y	0		Mysticality: +5, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2020-08"
10560	veiny treasure chest key of temperance	0		Maximum HP: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2020-08"
10561	asbestos-lined veiny personal trainer's demonic key	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Maximum HP: +10, Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2020-08"
10562	wobbly avaricious key sausage	0		Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2020-08"
10563	wicked knob treasury key of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Spell Damage: +5, Last Available: "2020-08"
10564	blinking skewed flame-wreathed Annie Oakley's scrap key	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2020-08"
10565	lightning-fast Van der Graaf rose key	0		Initiative: +40, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2020-08"
10566	blinking forbidden music box key	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2020-08"
10567	scorching coward's actual skeleton key	0		Monster Level: -20, Hot Damage: +25, Last Available: "2020-08"
10568	skewed censurious lion tamer's dangerous deep-fried key	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Experience (familiar): +2, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2020-08"
10569	greasy ribald discarded bike lock key	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2020-08"
10570	narrow Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette	0		
10571	Manual of Lock Picking	0		Skill: "Lock Picking", Last Available: "2020-08"
10572	Vulcanized nitrogenated wobbly blinking marshroom	0		Effect: "The Halls of Mysticality", Effect Duration: 11
10573	fuchsia tumbling bag of Iunion stones	0		Free Pull
10574	Iunion Crown	0		Last Available: "2020-06"
10575	twirling drippy candy bar	0		
10576	Vulcanized quadruple-activated enhanced salty drippy candy bar	0		Effect: "It Didn't Kill You", Effect Duration: 27
10577	chilled improved maroon writhing drippy candy bar	0		Effect: "All Is Forgiven", Effect Duration: 52
10578	activated ionized gooey drippy candy bar	0		Effect: "The Style... of the Future", Effect Duration: 64
10579	mirror baby camelCalf	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-07"
10580	skewed dromedary drinking helmet	0		
10581	blurry packaged SpinMaster&trade; lathe	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-08"
10582	SpinMaster&trade; lathe	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10583	red squat flimsy hardwood scraps	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10584	grievous birch battery of the blizzard	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-08"
10585	chaotic arcane researcher's experienced ebony epee	0		Experience: +2, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Disarming Thrust", Last Available: "2020-08"
10586	teal blinking supercool weeping willow wand of dire peril of the scaredy-cat	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Weapon Damage: +20, Monster Level: -15, Lasts Until Rollover, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Barrage of Tears", Last Available: "2020-08"
10587	auspicious toasty beechwood blowgun of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Hot Damage: +5, Item Drop: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Poison Dart", Last Available: "2020-08"
10588	squat ghostly sharpshooter's wizardly maple magnet of courage	0		Mysticality: +25, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Spooky Resistance: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-08"
10589	Dreadsylvanian hemlock	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10590	jittery narrow healthy arcane researcher's hemlock helm	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2020-08"
10591	maroon sweaty balsam	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10592	maroon forbidden Socratic balsam barrel of the early riser	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2020-08"
10593	redwood	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10594	triple-flattened cyan squat redwood rain stick	0		Effect: "Tennis Elbow-wow", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2020-08"
10595	huge purpleheart logs	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10596	shellacked Fonzie's purpleheart &quot;pants&quot; of the sweet-tooth	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Damage Reduction: 7, Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2020-08"
10597	wormwood stick	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10598	clever medical-grade personal trainer's weightlifter's wormwood wedding ring of Leguizamo	0		Muscle: +15, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Maximum MP: +20, Monster Level: +20, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-08"
10599	huge Dripwood slab	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10600	drippy diadem	0		Drippy Resistance: +15, Last Available: "2020-08"
10601	Thwaitgold slug statuette	0		
10602	fortified ert grey goo ring	0		Damage Absorption: +60
10603	fistful of wood shavings	0		
10604	twirling Yeg's Motel ashtray	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10605	Yeg's Motel alarm clock	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10606	vacuum-sealed Yeg's Motel toothbrush	0		Effect: "Scrappy, Shadowy", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2020-09"
10607	alkaline Yeg's Motel hand soap	0		Effect: "Cuts Like a Lightly-Buttered Knife", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2020-09"
10608	tumbling Yeg's Motel sewing kit	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10609	decent Yeg's Motel pillow mint	3	good	Last Available: "2020-09"
10610	Yeg's Motel disposable razor	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10611	deionized extra-deionized Yeg's Motel mouthwash	0		Effect: "Baconstoned", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2020-09"
10612	hale stylish Yeg's Motel shower cap	0		Moxie: +25, Maximum HP: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-09"
10613	Yeg's Motel bathrobe of mayonnaise of the early riser	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Adventures: +7, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-09"
10614	padded Fonzie's Yeg's Motel slippers	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Damage Absorption: +20, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-09"
10615	twirling Yeg's Motel stationery	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10616	Yeg's Motel minibar key	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10617	sizzling desk bell	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10618	frost-rimed desk bell	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10619	uncanny desk bell	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10620	nasty desk bell	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10621	greasy desk bell	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10622	chess set	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10623	onyx king	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10624	fuchsia onyx queen	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10625	onyx rook	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10626	onyx bishop	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10627	huge onyx knight	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10628	onyx pawn	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10629	alabaster king	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10630	teal twirling alabaster queen	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10631	alabaster rook	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10632	alabaster bishop	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10633	alabaster knight	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10634	pulsating alabaster pawn	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10635	twirling bagged Cargo Cultist Shorts	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-09"
10636	reassuring wool hardy arcane researcher's Cargo Cultist Shorts	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Maximum HP: +50, Cold Resistance: +1, Spooky Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2020-09"
10637	cyan complicated device	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10638	drinkable practically non-alcoholic flask of moonshine	1	good	Last Available: "2020-09"
10639	aromatic frightening sizzling sea-worn candlestick	0		Hot Damage: +10, Spooky Damage: +5, Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2020-09"
10640	mirror Universal Seasoning	0		
10641	super-adjusted olive null-day exploit	0		Effect: "Nano-juiced", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2025-12"
10642	flame orb	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10643	spoiled chocolate chip muffin	4	crappy	
10644	Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-10"
10645	blurry Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium (well-read)	0		Last Available: "2020-10"
10646	blinking packaged knock-off retro superhero cape	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-11"
10647	Vampire Slicer trench cape	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Maximum HP: +50, Hot Resistance: +3, Cold Resistance: +3, Spooky Resistance: +3, Stench Resistance: +3, Sleaze Resistance: +3
10648	box o' ghosts	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-12"
10649	gregarious ghostling	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-12"
10650	mirror grinning ghostling	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-12"
10651	greedy ghostling	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-12"
10652	tumbling subscription cocoa dispenser	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10653	quantum Vulcanized ghostly fortifying hot cocoa	0		Effect: "Tin, Man", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2020-12"
10654	altered ionized boiling hot cocoa	0		Effect: "Tennis Elbow-wow", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2020-12"
10655	denatured triple-electrified tumbling cool hot cocoa	0		Effect: "Spooky Blur", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2020-12"
10656	ionized shaking overly-fancy hot cocoa	0		Effect: "Belch the Rainbow&trade;", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2020-12"
10657	denatured super-boiled hot cocoa au beurre	0		Effect: "Je Ne Sais Porquoise", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2020-12"
10658	deionized hot cocoa with rainbow marshmallows	0		Effect: "Weapon of Mass Destruction", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2020-12"
10659	scandalous Book of Old-Timey Carols	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Last Available: "2020-12"
10660	banded Crimbo smile	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Last Available: "2020-12"
10661	greedy SalesCo sample kit	0		Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2020-12"
10662	colloidal modified candy harmonica	0		Effect: "Sleazy Hands", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2020-12"
10663	ionized alkaline sugar	0		Effect: "Wet and Greedy", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2020-12"
10664	quantum multi-level marzipan	0		Effect: "Weather, Man", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2020-12"
10665	knitted plastic Crimbo caroler	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2020-12"
10666	ruddy plastic multi-level marketer	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2020-12"
10667	plastic Crimbo cheer of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Last Available: "2020-12"
10668	Jeselnik's plastic Mirth	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Last Available: "2020-12"
10669	squat plastic Penny of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Last Available: "2020-12"
10670	maroon overflowing gift basket	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10671	bouncing personalized wassail stein	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10672	ghostly tabletop candy dispenser	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10673	skewed spinning weightlifter's neck wreath	0		Muscle: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10674	shining star cap of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2020-12"
10675	family-friendly nativity shorts	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2020-12"
10676	lion tamer's myrrh pouch of incineration	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10677	avaricious frankincenser of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2020-12"
10678	electrified groovy gilded trumpet	0		Moxie Percent: +10, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10679	frightening &quot;reusable&quot; grocery bag	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-12"
10680	healthy wine carrier	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-12"
10681	cyan knitted candy bucket	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-12"
10682	boiled moist prescription teeth whitener	0		Effect: "Memento Moir&eacute;", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2020-12"
10683	super-oxidized vacuum-sealed imported lemon lozenge	0		Effect: "Stogied", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2020-12"
10684	magnetized oxidized spinning hermedisiac cologne	0		Effect: "Hustlin'", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2020-12"
10685	government food shipment	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10686	government booze shipment	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10687	government candy shipment	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10688	Crimbo Cheer tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10689	Crimbo Carol tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10690	huge Crimbo Commerce tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10691	food drive button	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10692	squat booze drive button	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10693	candy drive button	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10694	food mailing list	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10695	booze mailing list	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10696	blurry candy mailing list	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10697	knitted fruit bat of the detective	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Item Drop: +20, Class: "Seal Clubber", Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10698	frosty razor-sharp tinsel orb	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Last Available: "2020-12"
10699	green blinking flame-wreathed snowpack of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Class: "Pastamancer", Last Available: "2020-12"
10700	brawny Satan hat of the dark arts	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Class: "Sauceror", Last Available: "2020-12"
10701	Van der Graaf experienced Crimbo stockings	0		Experience: +2, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Class: "Disco Bandit", Last Available: "2020-12"
10702	Temple Grandin's poncho de azucar of courage	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Spooky Resistance: +3, Class: "Accordion Thief", Last Available: "2020-12"
10703	huge The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1	0		Skill: "Long Winter's Nap", Last Available: "2020-12"
10704	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 (used)	0		Skill: "Long Winter's Nap", Last Available: "2020-12"
10705	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2	0		Skill: "Bowl Full of Jelly", Last Available: "2020-12"
10706	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 (used)	0		Skill: "Bowl Full of Jelly", Last Available: "2020-12"
10707	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3	0		Skill: "Ashes and Soot", Last Available: "2020-12"
10708	skewed The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3 (used)	0		Skill: "Ashes and Soot", Last Available: "2020-12"
10709	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4	0		Skill: "Eye and a Twist", Last Available: "2020-12"
10710	blurry The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used)	0		Skill: "Eye and a Twist", Last Available: "2020-12"
10711	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5	0		Skill: "Dimples, How Merry!", Last Available: "2020-12"
10712	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 (used)	0		Skill: "Dimples, How Merry!", Last Available: "2020-12"
10713	shaking The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6	0		Skill: "Chubby and Plump", Last Available: "2020-12"
10714	blinking The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 (used)	0		Skill: "Chubby and Plump", Last Available: "2020-12"
10715	miniature rotten and pepper (stale)	2	crappy	Last Available: "2020-12"
10716	practically non-alcoholic tolerable cranberry margarita (brackish)	1	good	Last Available: "2020-12"
10717	fuzzy polar bear ears	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Experience (Muscle): +3, Last Available: "2020-12"
10718	pulsating nose	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Last Available: "2020-12"
10719	goose mask	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Experience (Moxie): +3, Last Available: "2020-12"
10720	drinkable fancy practically non-alcoholic barrel-aged eggnog	1	good	Effect: "Feet of Watermelon", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2020-12"
10721	spoiled big skewed hand-crafted candy cane	5	crappy	Last Available: "2020-12"
10722	gigantic flavorless drive-thru burger	8	decent	Last Available: "2020-12"
10723	delicious Boulevardier cocktail	4	awesome	Last Available: "2020-12"
10724	polarized squat Hotwire&trade; brand candy rope	0		Effect: "Motion", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2020-12"
10725	normal pulsating bowl full of jelly	3	good	Last Available: "2020-12"
10726	artisanal Eye and a Twist	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2020-12"
10727	energized non-ionized Chubby and Plump bar	0		Effect: "Mer-kinny Flavor", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2020-12"
10728	twirling narrow digibritches	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
10729	wobbly packaged crystal ball	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-01"
10730	crystal ball	0		Initiative: +50, Last Available: "2021-01", Item Drop (sporadic): +25
10731	fresh can of paint	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-12"
10732	cyan fresh coat of paint	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10733	emotion chip	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-02", Skill: "Emotionally Chipped"
10734	ghostly spinal-fluid-covered emotion chip	0		Last Available: "2021-02", Skill: "Emotionally Chipped"
10735	mirror robo-battery	0		
10736	Thwaitgold listening bug statuette	0		
10737	power seed	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-03"
10738	potted power plant	0		Last Available: "2021-03"
10739	warmed wobbly battery (AAA)	0		Effect: "Egg-cellent Vocabulary", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2021-03"
10740	concentrated non-ionized moist battery (AA)	0		Effect: "Yuletide Mutations", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2021-03"
10741	double-wet battery (D)	0		Effect: "Slimy Flavor", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2021-03"
10742	ionized warmed battery (9-Volt)	0		Effect: "Springy Fusilli", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2021-03"
10743	warmed olive tumbling battery (lantern)	0		Effect: "Chock Full o' Nanites", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2021-03"
10744	dry double-cold-filtered battery (car)	0		Effect: "Rotten Memories", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2021-03"
10745	skewed cryptocloak	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
10746	ghostly marshmallow	0		
10747	drinkable marshmallow bomb	3	good	Last Available: "2021-03"
10748	yellow packaged backup camera	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-04"
10749	backup camera	0		Maximum HP / MP: +20, Meat Drop: +50, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Back-Up to your Last Enemy", Last Available: "2021-04"
10750	shortest-order cook	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-05"
10751	pulsating plate	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10752	frozen liquefied upside-down short beer	0		Effect: "Electrolit Up", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2021-05"
10753	diffused polarized boiled blurry gray wobbly short stack of pancakes	0		Effect: "Full of Vinegar", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2021-05"
10754	extra-modified short stick of butter	0		Effect: "Gonna Get You, Sucker", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2021-05"
10755	galvanized short glass of water	0		Effect: "Whole Latte Love", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2021-05"
10756	magnetized short	0		Effect: "Seriously Mutated", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2021-05"
10757	lime green Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette	0		
10758	mirror quantum of familiar	0		
10759	olive sizzling strapping familiar scrapbook	0		Muscle: +5, Hot Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Show Your Boring Familiar Pictures", Last Available: "2021-06"
10760	squat packaged familiar scrapbook	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-06"
10761	spinning clan underground fireworks shop	0		Last Available: "2021-07"
10762	spinning rosewater-soaked healthy fedora-mounted fountain of incineration	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Stench Resistance: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-07"
10763	beefy sombrero-mounted sparkler of the cougar of the businessman	0		Muscle: +10, Moxie: +20, Meat Drop: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-07"
10764	ghostly nippy Tesla rosy-cheeked porkpie-mounted popper	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Cold Damage: +10, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-07"
10765	olive rocket	0		Last Available: "2021-07"
10766	rocket	0		Last Available: "2021-07"
10767	rocket	0		Last Available: "2021-07"
10768	decent fire crackers	4	good	Last Available: "2021-07"
10769	huge wobbly Arr, M80	0		Last Available: "2021-07"
10770	skewed blurry thinker's Catherine Wheel of the bloodbag	0		Mysticality: +10, Maximum HP: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-07"
10771	wobbly scandalous rocket boots of the glutton	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Food Drop: +100, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-07"
10772	toasty wizardly sparkler	0		Mysticality: +25, Hot Damage: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-07"
10773	blue Our Daily Candles&trade; order form	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-08"
10774	non-pickled electrified unsweetened jittery Scent of a Human&trade; candle	0		Effect: "Jawin'", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2021-08"
10775	dry denatured The Beast Within&trade; candle	0		Effect: "Greedy Resolve", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2021-08"
10776	triple-frozen Salsa Caliente&trade; candle	0		Effect: "Booze Goozles", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2021-08"
10777	ionized chilled spinning Smoldering Clover&trade; candle	0		Effect: "Neutered Nostrils", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2021-08"
10778	moist diffused tumbling upside-down twirling Napalm In The Morning&trade; candle	0		Effect: "Cosmic Flavor", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2021-08"
10779	olive manspreader's extra-large utility candle of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Monster Level: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-08"
10780	skewed maroon perfumed knitted runed taper candle	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Stench Resistance: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-08"
10781	lime green savvy novelty sparkling candle of temperance of the sweet-tooth	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Candy Drop: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-08"
10782	purple nippy fortified Abracandalabra	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Cold Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-08"
10783	wobbly horrifying educational extra-wide head candle	0		Experience: +1, Spooky Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-08"
10784	anodized upside-down natural magick candle	0		Effect: "Dreadful Heat", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2021-08"
10785	adjusted ionized olive rainbow glitter candle	0		Effect: "Low on the Hog", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2021-08"
10786	triple-polarized banana candle	0		Effect: "Arcane in the Brain", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2021-08"
10787	quadruple-dry vacuum-sealed fuchsia ear candle	0		Effect: "Twenty-three Squid, Ew", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2021-08"
10788	cold-filtered votive of confidence	0		Effect: "Lubed", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2021-08"
10789	water candle of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Water: 3, Lasts Until Rollover
10790	purple mirror blurry B. L. A. R. T. of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "B. L. A. R. T. Spray (narrow)", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "B. L. A. R. T. Spray (medium)", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "B. L. A. R. T. Spray (wide)"
10791	blinking fuchsia Thwaitgold fire beetle statuette	0		
10792	empty nacho cheese can	0		Water: 1
10793	wobbly literal bucket hat	0		Water: 5
10794	bouncing rainproof barrel caulk	0		
10795	pulsating pump grease	0		
10796	packaged industrial fire extinguisher	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-09"
10797	cyan Lo Pan's therapeutic savvy stylish industrial fire extinguisher of the cougar of Tarzan	0		Moxie: 45, Mysticality Percent: +20, Experience (Muscle): +3, Spell Critical Percent: +30, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Foam 'em Up", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Polar Vortex", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Foam Yourself", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Blast the Area", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Zone Specific", Last Available: "2021-09"
10798	The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells	0		Skill: "Dead Nostrils", Last Available: "2021-08"
10799	twirling lime green The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells (read)	0		Skill: "Dead Nostrils", Last Available: "2021-08"
10800	1950 Vampire Vintner wine	1	awesome	Last Available: "2021-10"
10801	bottled Vampire Vintner	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-10"
10802	French-Transylvanian Dictionary	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10803	packaged Daylight Shavings Helmet	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-11"
10804	fireproof hardy Daylight Shavings Helmet of horror	0		Maximum HP: +50, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2021-11"
10805	lime green spinning eggwater	1	decent	Last Available: "2021-12"
10806	flavorless bread man	4	decent	Last Available: "2021-12"
10807	toothsome plain candy cane	4	awesome	Last Available: "2021-12"
10808	adequate miniature flour cookie	2	good	Last Available: "2021-12"
10809	plastic food lab of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10810	spinning Jeselnik's plastic nog lab	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10811	gray banded plastic chem lab	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10812	red horrifying plastic primary lab	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10813	plastic Cheer Core of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10814	bouncing packaged medicine cabinet	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-12"
10815	medicine cabinet	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10816	inspector's supercharged Herculean ice crown	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Item Drop: +15, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-12"
10817	dangerous jeans of Gandalf of chilblains	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Cold Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-12"
10818	veiny experienced ice wrap of temperance	0		Experience: +2, Maximum HP: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-12"
10819	tasty miniature tofu pop	2	awesome	Last Available: "2021-12"
10820	flavorless bowl of prescription candy	3	decent	Last Available: "2021-12"
10821	stale fishcake	4	decent	Last Available: "2021-12"
10822	adequate bone broth	4	good	Last Available: "2021-12"
10823	diet adequate star pop	1	good	Last Available: "2021-12"
10824	delicious red Doc's Fortifying Wine	4	awesome	Last Available: "2021-12"
10825	special mediocre Doc's Smartifying Wine	3	decent	Effect: "Bonelording", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2021-12"
10826	hand-crafted Doc's Limbering Wine	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2021-12"
10827	delicious Doc's Medical-Grade Wine	3	awesome	Last Available: "2021-12"
10828	mixed Homebodyl&trade;	1		Last Available: "2021-12"
10829	pickled Extrovermectin&trade;	1		Effect: "The Style... of the Future", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2021-12"
10830	denatured ghostly shaking Breathitin&trade;	1		Last Available: "2021-12"
10831	boiled narrow tumbling Fleshazole&trade;	1		Last Available: "2021-12"
10832	unsweetened wet anti-burn cream	0		Effect: "Super Speed", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2021-12"
10833	extra-wet quadruple-activated liquefied bouncing anti-freeze cream	0		Effect: "Can Has Cyborger", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2021-12"
10834	flattened pressed anti-goosebump cream	0		Effect: "Snobby", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2021-12"
10835	concentrated tarnished fuchsia shaking anti-odor cream	0		Effect: "Raging Animal", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2021-12"
10836	nitrogenated anti-creep cream	0		Effect: "It's Electric!", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2021-12"
10837	oxidized huge purple anti-pain cream	0		Effect: "Extra Backbone", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2021-12"
10838	bad Doc's Special Reserve Wine	3	decent	Last Available: "2021-12"
10839	fancy normal bread pie	3	good	Effect: "Briny Blood", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2021-12"
10840	tolerable clear Russian	3	good	Last Available: "2021-12"
10841	zero-trust tanktop	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
10842	upside-down gray Crimbo ball	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10843	Crimbo ball	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10844	gooified animal matter	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10845	gooified vegetable matter	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10846	gooified mineral matter	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10847	apple brown pudding pie	3	EPIC	Effect: "Hoity Toity", Effect Duration: 13
10848	extra-sweet chocolate and pear nog	3	good	Effect: "Hoity Toity", Effect Duration: 33
10849	coagulated plum pudding isomers	2		Effect: "Festively Experimented-Upon", Effect Duration: 50
10850	goo magnet	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10851	bouncing skewed sage cozy scarf	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Last Available: "2021-12"
10852	jumbo stale fuchsia huge Crimbo cookie	5	decent	Last Available: "2023-06"
10853	concentrated polymerized blinking fleshy putty	0		Effect: "Blessing of Charcoatl", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2021-12"
10854	rosewater-soaked third ear	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10855	festive egg sac	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10856	jittery poisonsettia	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10857	peppermint-scented socks of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2021-12"
10858	squat the Crymbich Manuscript	0		Skill: "Ancient Crymbo Lore", Last Available: "2021-12"
10859	projectile chemistry set	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10860	mirror double-paned depleted Crimbonium football helmet	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2021-12"
10861	tumbling synthetic rock	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10862	yummy massive &quot;caramel&quot;	7	awesome	Last Available: "2021-12"
10863	self-repairing earmuffs of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2021-12"
10864	Jim Carey's carnivorous potted plant	0		Monster Level: +25, Last Available: "2021-12"
10865	blurry universal biscuit	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10866	yule hatchet of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2021-12"
10867	potato alarm clock	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10868	massive tasty huge lab-grown meat	6	awesome	Last Available: "2021-12"
10869	lime green Temple Grandin's fleece	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Last Available: "2021-12"
10870	teal boxed gumball machine	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10871	skewed bouncing cloning kit	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10872	brainy pants	0		Mysticality: +5, Last Available: "2021-12"
10873	flame-retardant lard-coated banded can of mixed everything	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2021-12"
10874	Site Alpha ID badge	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10875	squat the Crymbich Manuscript (used)	0		Skill: "Ancient Crymbo Lore", Last Available: "2021-12"
10876	flavorless low-calorie wobbly meatball	1	decent	Last Available: "2021-12"
10877	huge cloned monster	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10878	huge meatball machine	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10879	refurbished air fryer	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10880	pickled fried air	1		Last Available: "2021-12"
10881	bouncing 11-leaf clover	0		
10882	carton of astral energy drinks	0		
10883	boiled huge squat bouncing astral energy drink	1		
10884	mint condition magnifying glass	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
10885	red tumbling experienced smartaleck's magnifying glass of the pedagogue	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Experience: 5, Last Available: "2022-12"
10886	acceptable blurry olive void lager	3	good	Last Available: "2022-12"
10887	delicious small void burger	2	awesome	Last Available: "2022-12"
10888	void stone	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
10889	narrow flame-wreathed void shard of vim and vigor of Flo-Jo of the early riser	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Initiative: +100, Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2022-12"
10890	skewed undrilled cosmic bowling ball	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-01"
10891	cosmic bowling ball	0		Last Available: "2022-01"
10892	bouncing combat lover's locket lockbox	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-02"
10893	Newton's combat lover's locket	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Single Equip, Gear Drop: [pref(locketPhylum,demon)*50], Last Available: "2022-02"
10894	jittery Thwaitgold protozoa statuette	0		
10895	grey gosling	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-03"
10896	skewed grey down vest	0		Experience (familiar): +2
10897	upside-down trojan horseshoe	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
10898	blurry undamaged Unbreakable Umbrella	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-04"
10899	Annie Oakley's rosy-cheeked brainy unbreakable umbrella (broken) of extreme caution	0		Mysticality: +5, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Monster Level: -25
10900	squat MayDay&trade; contract	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-05"
10901	MayDay&trade; supply package	0		Last Available: "2022-05"
10902	tarnished emergency glowstick	0		Effect: "Booooooze", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2022-05"
10903	sage survival knife	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-05"
10904	lion tamer's crank-powered radio on a lanyard	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-05"
10905	huge family-friendly headlamp	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-05"
10906	energetic beefy thermal blanket of the sewer	0		Muscle: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Stench Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-05"
10907	pulsating rock-hard atlas of local maps	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-05"
10908	ionized ghostly spare battery	0		Effect: "Trufflin'", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2022-05"
10909	pulsating space blanket	0		Last Available: "2022-05"
10910	alkaline wet maroon single-use dust mask	0		Effect: "Extra-Wet", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2022-05"
10911	non-alkaline blurry gaffer's tape	0		Effect: "Hyperoffended", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2022-05"
10912	decent huge 20-lb can of rice and beans	4	good	Last Available: "2022-05"
10913	cyan bar of freeze-dried water	1	good	Last Available: "2022-05"
10914	enchanted adequate expired MRE	3	good	Effect: "Heavily Breathing", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2022-05"
10915	bland spinning cool mint precipice bar	4	decent	Last Available: "2022-05"
10916	stale half-sized carrot cake precipice bar	2	decent	Last Available: "2022-05"
10917	The Big Book of Every Skill	0		
10918	Thwaitgold harvestman statuette	0		
10919	mirror blurry packaged June cleaver	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-06"
10920	inspector's dance instructor's stylish June cleaver	0		Moxie: +25, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Item Drop: +15, Attacks Can't Miss, Last Available: "2022-06"
10921	delicious high-proof pulsating Dad's brandy	10	awesome	Last Available: "2022-06"
10922	nasty friendly teacher's pen	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Stench Damage: +5, Last Available: "2022-06"
10923	flavorless fancy fire-roasted lake trout	3	decent	Effect: "Hammered", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2022-06"
10924	moldy spinning guilty sprout	3	crappy	Last Available: "2022-06"
10925	prompt Socratic mother's necklace	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2022-06"
10926	altered polarized trampled ticket stub	0		Effect: "Sealed Brain", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2022-06"
10927	liquefied double-wet savings bond	0		Effect: "Cautious Prowl", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2022-06"
10928	blinking designer sweatpants (new stock)	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-07"
10929	designer sweatpants	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Flick", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Flood", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Spray", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Sip", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Make Sweat-Ade", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Drench Yourself in Sweat", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sip Some Sweat", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Sweat Out Some Booze", Last Available: "2022-07"
10930	twisted twirling sweat-ade	1		Effect: "Expert Vacationer", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2022-07"
10931	unopened stillsuit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-08"
10932	wobbly green stillsuit	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Experience (familiar): +1, Familiar Damage: +10, Last Available: "2022-08"
10933	thick dinosaur	0		
10934	dinosaur scale	0		
10935	blurry pristine dinosaur feather	0		
10936	nasty dinosaur spike	0		
10937	scandalous pterodactyl rifle	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Snipe Pterodactyl"
10938	jittery birdseed hat	0		
10939	flatusaur gasmask	0		
10940	dinosaur dart	0		
10941	wet modified cyan narrow Dino DNAde&trade;	0		Effect: "Hyperoffended", Effect Duration: 37
10942	dinosaur repellent	0		
10943	wobbly skewed camouflage vest of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50
10944	spinning Dinodollar	0		
10945	valuable dinosaur droppings	0		
10946	dinosaur pheromone kit	0		
10947	spinning perfumed supercool awkward dinosaur research harness of Leguizamo	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Monster Level: +20, Stench Resistance: +5
10948	reflective vest of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7
10949	razor-sharp dinosaur	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25
10950	gray blinking Thwaitgold mosquito-in-amber statuette	0		
10951	olive packaged Jurassic Parka	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-09"
10952	flame-wreathed forbidden Jurassic Parka	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Avoid Attack: 1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Engage ultra-attractive parka mode", Last Available: "2022-09"
10953	boxed autumn-aton	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-10"
10954	autumn-aton	0		Last Available: "2022-10"
10955	ionized autumn leaf	0		Effect: "Human-Hobo Hybrid", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2022-10"
10956	delicious AutumnFest ale	4	awesome	Last Available: "2022-10"
10957	upside-down dog trainer's stylish autumn sweater-weather sweater of chilblains	0		Moxie: +25, Experience (familiar): +1, Cold Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-10"
10958	MacGyver's brawny autumn debris shield of incineration of mayonnaise	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Maximum MP: +100, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-10"
10959	rotten autumn-spice donut	4	crappy	Last Available: "2022-10"
10960	double-ionized mirror autumn dollar	0		Effect: "Guts Feeling", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2022-10"
10961	Lo Pan's hardened autumn leaf pendant of the cheetah	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Initiative: +60, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-10"
10962	altered squat autumn breeze	1		Effect: "Gobliny Flavor", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2022-10"
10963	diffused purple autumn years wisdom	0		Effect: "Strange Mental Acuity", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2022-10"
10964	familiar-in-the-middle wrapper	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
10965	lousy extra-dry Oopsie IPA	5	decent	Last Available: "2022-10"
10966	gray mummified entombed cookbookbat	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-11"
10967	red Yeast of Boris	0		Last Available: "2022-11"
10968	St. Sneaky Pete's Whey	0		Last Available: "2022-11"
10969	blinking Vegetable of Jarlsberg	0		Last Available: "2022-11"
10970	flavorless ratatouille de Jarlsberg	3	decent	Last Available: "2022-11"
10971	moldy Jarlsberg's vegetable soup	3	crappy	Last Available: "2022-11"
10972	massive rotten gray roasted vegetable of Jarlsberg	7	crappy	Last Available: "2022-11"
10973	spoiled miniature bouncing St. Pete's sneaky smoothie	2	crappy	Last Available: "2022-11"
10974	decent Pete's wiley whey bar	3	good	Last Available: "2022-11"
10975	immense stale Pete's rich ricotta	10	decent	Last Available: "2022-11"
10976	bad Boris's beer	3	decent	Last Available: "2022-11"
10977	huge yummy honey bun of Boris	10	awesome	Last Available: "2022-11"
10978	stale Boris's bread	4	decent	Last Available: "2022-11"
10979	twirling Recipe of Before Yore: ratatouille de Jarlsberg	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "ratatouille de Jarlsberg"
10980	wobbly Recipe of Before Yore: Jarlsberg's vegetable soup	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Jarlsberg's vegetable soup"
10981	Recipe of Before Yore: roasted vegetable of J.	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "roasted vegetable of Jarlsberg"
10982	Recipe of Before Yore: St. Pete's sneaky smoothie	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "St. Pete's sneaky smoothie"
10983	skewed cyan Recipe of Before Yore: Pete's wily whey bar	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Pete's wiley whey bar"
10984	Recipe of Before Yore: Pete's rich ricotta	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Pete's rich ricotta"
10985	lime green shaking Recipe of Before Yore: Boris's beer	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Boris's beer"
10986	Recipe of Before Yore: honey bun of Boris	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "honey bun of Boris"
10987	Recipe of Before Yore: Boris's bread	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Boris's bread"
10988	spoiled baked veggie ricotta casserole	4	crappy	Last Available: "2022-11"
10989	flavorless diet plain calzone	1	decent	Last Available: "2022-11"
10990	moldy roasted vegetable focaccia	4	crappy	Last Available: "2022-11"
10991	adequate massive Pizza of Legend	6	good	Last Available: "2022-11"
10992	small normal Calzone of Legend	2	good	Last Available: "2022-11"
10993	Recipe of Before Yore: Calzone of Legend	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Calzone of Legend"
10994	Recipe of Before Yore: Pizza of Legend	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Pizza of Legend"
10995	Recipe of Before Yore: roasted vegetable focaccia	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "roasted vegetable focaccia"
10996	Recipe of Before Yore: plain calzone	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "plain calzone"
10997	Recipe of Before Yore: baked veggie ricotta	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "baked veggie ricotta casserole"
10998	blinking cookbookbat book	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10999	spinning Recipe of Before Yore: Deep Dish of Legend	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Deep Dish of Legend"
11000	special adequate super-sized cyan twirling Deep Dish of Legend	5	good	Effect: "Strawberry Alarm", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2022-11"
11001	shaking deed to Oliver's Place	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-01"
11002	drink chit	0		Last Available: "2024-01"
11003	blurry government per-diem	0		Last Available: "2024-01"
11004	narrow wicked prohie's hat	0		Spell Damage: +5, Last Available: "2024-01"
11005	oxidized denatured imported taffy	0		Effect: "Antarctic Memories", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2024-01"
11006	jittery Rosewater's Charleston shoes of courage	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Spooky Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-01"
11007	booze bindle	0		Last Available: "2024-01"
11008	asbestos-lined wholesome rare oboe	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2024-01"
11009	knitted deadly bullet necklace	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Cold Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-01"
11010	immense rotten swamp haunch	9	crappy	Last Available: "2024-01"
11011	ghostly mirror gator shades of vim and vigor of Flo-Jo	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Initiative: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-01"
11012	yellow squat milk cap	0		Last Available: "2024-01"
11013	lousy squat Charleston Choo-Choo	4	decent	Last Available: "2024-01"
11014	drinkable Velvet Veil	4	good	Last Available: "2024-01"
11015	artisanal Marltini	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2024-01"
11016	lousy twirling Strong, Silent Type	3	decent	Last Available: "2024-01"
11017	enchanted practically non-alcoholic aged bouncing twirling Mysterious Stranger	1	awesome	Effect: "Ghostly Shell", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2024-01"
11018	artisanal Champagne Shimmy	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2024-01"
11019	the Sot's parcel	0		Last Available: "2024-01"
11020	manspreader's savvy ceramic cestus	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Monster Level: +10, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ceramic Punch", Last Available: "2023-12"
11021	grievous ceramic centurion shield of Leguizamo of the detective	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Monster Level: +20, Item Drop: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ceramic Bash", Last Available: "2023-12"
11022	pulsating flame-retardant ceramic celery grater of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ceramic Grate", Last Available: "2023-12"
11023	gray executive smartaleck's ceramic celsiturometer of the businessman	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Meat Drop: 90, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ceramic Boil", Last Available: "2023-12"
11024	scorching therapeutic ceramic cerecloth belt of terror	0		Hot Damage: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ceramic Skullgaze", Last Available: "2023-12"
11025	Lo Pan's veiny wicked ceramic cenobite's robe	0		Spell Damage: +5, Maximum HP: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ceramic Cenobitize", Last Available: "2023-12"
11026	denatured maroon tumbling ceramic scree	1		Effect: "Pyromania", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2023-12"
11027	chilled unsweetened extra-hard jawbreaker	0		Effect: "Triangle, Man", Effect Duration: 32
11028	blinking greedy scandalous chiffon chevrons of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Sleaze Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12"
11029	prompt zippy Fonzie's chiffon chapeau	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Initiative: +20, Adventures: +3, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11030	Temple Grandin's clever studded chiffon chamberpot	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Maximum MP: +20, Familiar Weight: +7, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11031	greedy chiffon chemise of the empath of the overflowing toilet	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Meat Drop: +20, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11032	narrow reassuring frosty chiffon chakram of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +1, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11033	dance instructor's chiffon chaps of Calamity Jane of Flo-Jo	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Initiative: +100, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11034	boiled pulsating blue chiffon carbage	1		Effect: "items.enh", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2023-12"
11035	polymerized ionized cyan chiffon lemon	0		Effect: "Punch Another Day", Effect Duration: 26
11036	normal chocomotive	4	good	Last Available: "2022-12"
11037	moldy freightcake	3	crappy	Last Available: "2022-12"
11038	mediocre cabooze	4	decent	Last Available: "2022-12"
11039	plastic caboose	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11040	ghostly teal plastic passenger car of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2022-12"
11041	supercharged plastic dining car	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2022-12"
11042	jittery plastic coal car of terror of courage	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2022-12"
11043	plastic locomotive of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2022-12"
11044	packaged model train set	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-12"
11045	model train set	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11046	green Crimbo training manual	0		
11047	Abuela Crimbo's special magnet	0		
11048	Trainbot radar monocle	0		Single Equip
11049	pile of Trainbot parts	0		
11050	unsweetened Trainbot circuitry	0		Effect: "Jingle Jangle Jingle", Effect Duration: 22
11051	galvanized Trainbot tubing	0		Effect: "Ancient Protected", Effect Duration: 60
11052	deionized Trainbot plating	0		Effect: "Winning Smile", Effect Duration: 27
11053	polymerized nitrogenated Trainbot optics	0		Effect: "Ooh, Salty!", Effect Duration: 43
11054	cold-filtered quantum Trainbot servomotors	0		Effect: "Dilated Pupils", Effect Duration: 17
11055	corrupted bouncing Trainbot linkages	0		Effect: "Dirge of Dreadfulness", Effect Duration: 52
11056	ping-pong paddle	0		Single Equip
11057	ping-pong ball	0		
11058	wobbly dog trainer's Trainbot harness	0		Experience (familiar): +1
11059	blurry ping-pong table	0		
11060	Crimbo train emergency brake	0		
11061	Trainbot autoassembly module	0		
11062	squat friendly head-mounted Trainbot of the blizzard of the detective	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2022-12"
11063	healthy fortified leg-mounted Trainbots of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Damage Absorption: +60, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2022-12"
11064	extremely unsafe shoulder-mounted Trainbot of extreme caution of the brazier	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Monster Level: -25, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2022-12"
11065	cinnamon machine oil	0		
11066	Crimbo crystal shards	0		
11067	watered-down mediocre dregs of a Crimbo cocktail	2	decent	
11068	upside-down lost elf luggage	0		
11069	bouncing mirror Trainbot luggage hook	0		Single Equip
11070	snack-sized normal honey-drenched ham slice	2	good	
11071	lousy irresponsibly strong mostly-empty bottle of cookie wine	8	decent	
11072	toothsome Crimbo food scraps	3	awesome	
11073	arm towel	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11074	automatic wine thief	0		Single Equip
11075	twirling table-scraper	0		Single Equip
11076	mirror Trainbot slag	0		
11077	bouncing industrially-crushed ice	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11078	spoiled low-calorie steamed oyster	1	crappy	
11079	teal really nice lump of coal	0		
11080	deactivated mini-Trainbot	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11081	steam unit	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11082	narrow blue crystal Crimbo goblet	0		
11083	crystal Crimbo platter	0		
11084	practically non-alcoholic lousy huge Crimbosmopolitan	1	decent	Last Available: "2022-12"
11085	delicious fancy snack-sized spinning Crimbo dinner	2	awesome	Effect: "Hopped Up on Goofballs", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2022-12"
11086	overloaded Yule battery	0		Familiar Weight: +25, Last Available: "2022-12"
11087	train whistle	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11088	green The Superconductor's CPU	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2022-12"
11089	unoccupied sheep suit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-12"
11090	half-height cigar	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11091	grubby wool	0		
11092	bouncing up-at-dawn double-paned personal trainer's grubby wool hat	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Cold Resistance: +5, Adventures: +5
11093	bouncing hardy baleful grubby wool scarf	0		Spell Damage: +25, Maximum HP: +50, Single Equip
11094	stanky foul-smelling nasty grubby wool trousers	0		Stench Damage: 15, Stench Spell Damage: +25
11095	up-at-dawn hale cool grubby wool gloves of the brazier	0		Moxie: +5, Maximum HP: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Adventures: +5, Single Equip
11096	pulsating grubby wool beerwarmer	0		
11097	hand-crafted nice warm beer	3	EPIC	
11098	grubby woolball	0		
11099	spinning Rock Garden Guide	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-01"
11100	packet of rock seeds	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11101	groveling gravel	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11102	boiled huge tumbling fruity pebble	1		Effect: "Human-Penguin Hybrid", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2023-01"
11103	lodestone	0		Effect: "Loded", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2023-01"
11104	spinning milestone	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11105	bolder boulder	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11106	skewed molehill mountain	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11107	whet stone	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11108	cyan hard rock	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11109	huge stalagmite	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11110	squat chocolate covered ping-pong ball	0		
11112	spoiled enchanted pixel bread	3	crappy	Effect: "Material Witness", Effect Duration: 45
11113	weak lousy skewed pixel whiskey	2	decent	
11114	pixel rock	0		
11115	tumbling S.I.T. Course Voucher	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-02"
11116	wobbly S.I.T. Course Completion Certificate	0		Last Available: "2023-02"
11117	modified oxidized glob of extra-green chlorophyll	0		Effect: "Big", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2023-02"
11118	irradiated mushroom	0		Effect: "Super Accuracy", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2023-02"
11119	chilled corrupted five-fingered fern resin	0		Effect: "Slimy Flavor", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2023-02"
11120	decent mirror fuchsia super good fruit	3	good	Last Available: "2023-02"
11121	pickled olive energized spores	1		Last Available: "2023-02"
11122	flame-retardant therapeutic hot pepper	0		Hot Resistance: +1, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Lantern: 1, Lantern Element: "Hot", Last Available: "2023-02"
11123	Vulcanized polymerized huge bouncing out-of-work circus flea	0		Effect: "Flamb&eacute;-a-thon", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2023-02"
11124	extra-grubby grub	0		Last Available: "2023-02"
11125	galvanized unsweetened fire ant pheromones	0		Effect: "Elemental Flavor", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2023-02"
11126	ionized dry skewed jittery flapper fly	0		Effect: "Locks Like the Raven", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2023-02"
11127	artisanal watered-down jittery shot of wasp venom	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2023-02"
11128	modified filled mosquito	0		Effect: "Really Deep Breath", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2023-02"
11129	dry shim of shame shale	0		Effect: "Donho's Bubbly Ballad", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2023-02"
11130	triple-polymerized blurry twirling pebble of proud pyrite	0		Effect: "Drenched With Filth", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2023-02"
11131	unsweetened wobbly fuchsia pile of gritty sand	0		Effect: "Partially Ghosted", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2023-02"
11132	hollow rock	0		Last Available: "2023-02"
11133	concentrated angry agate	0		Effect: "Aloofah", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2023-02"
11134	warmed blurry lump of loyal latite	0		Effect: "Wistfully Nostalgic", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2023-02"
11135	tasty squat shadow sausage	4	awesome	Last Available: "2023-03"
11136	dangerous brawny shadow skin	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Weapon Damage: +10, Last Available: "2023-03"
11137	pressed ionized shadow flame	0		Effect: "Boon of She-Who-Was", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2023-03"
11138	enchanted super-sized yummy shadow bread	5	awesome	Effect: "Sweet and Red", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2023-03"
11139	shadow ice	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11140	special lousy watered-down green pulsating shadow fluid	2	decent	Effect: "The Rich Get Richer", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2023-03"
11141	blinking shadow glass	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11142	shadow brick	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11143	shadow sinew	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11144	high-proof mediocre shadow venom	6	decent	Last Available: "2023-03"
11145	compressed shadow nectar	1		Last Available: "2023-03"
11146	shadow stick of the dark arts of extreme caution of the glutton	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Monster Level: -25, Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2023-03"
11147	studded bat paw of the sweet-tooth	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Candy Drop: +100
11148	friendly uncursed bat paw	0		Familiar Weight: +3
11149	upside-down greedy baleful Newton's goblin cape	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Spell Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +20
11150	bouncing uncursed goblin cape of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
11151	perfumed dragon wishbone of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Stench Resistance: +5
11152	veiny uncursed dragon wishbone	0		Maximum HP: +10
11153	Jeselnik's dog trainer's Annie Oakley's clever stats	0		Maximum MP: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Experience (familiar): +1, Sleaze Damage: +25
11154	horrifying uncursed stats	0		Spooky Damage: +25
11155	wool dangerous arcane orb	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +1
11156	uncursed arcane orb of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7
11157	shaking frightening machete	0		Spooky Damage: +5
11158	tumbling Tesla uncursed machete	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
11159	purple blanket	0		
11160	uncursed blanket	0		
11161	jittery ruddy medallion of the ox of Leguizamo	0		Muscle: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Monster Level: +20
11162	uncursed medallion of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15
11163	Advanced Pig Skinning	0		
11164	The Cheese Wizard's Companion	0		
11165	Jazz Agent sheet music	0		
11166	Thwaitgold anti-moth statuette	0		
11167	shadowy cheat sheet	0		Free Pull
11168	closed-circuit phone system	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-03"
11169	closed-circuit pay phone	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11170	upside-down shadow lighter	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11171	shadow heptahedron	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11172	upside-down shadow snowflake	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11173	upside-down shadow heart	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11174	shadow bucket	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11175	spinning gray jittery shadow wave	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11176	Rufus's shadow lodestone	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11177	tumbling greedy resourceful dangerous shadow chef's hat	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Maximum MP: +50, Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2023-03"
11178	tumbling Newton's smartaleck's shadow trousers of extreme caution	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Monster Level: -25, Last Available: "2023-03"
11179	pulsating shaking inspector's careful shadow hammer	0		Monster Level: -10, Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2023-03"
11180	cyan narrow Usain Bolt's greedy foul-smelling shadow monocle	0		Stench Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +20, Initiative: +80, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-03"
11181	shadow candle	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Shadow Flame", Last Available: "2023-03"
11182	rotten shadow hot dog	3	crappy	Last Available: "2023-03"
11183	acceptable shadow martini	3	good	Last Available: "2023-03"
11184	dried shadow pill	1		
11185	spinning shadow needle	0		
11186	cursed monkey's paw	0		All Attributes: +10, Spooky Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, All Resistance: +2, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Monkey Slap", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Monkey Tickle", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Evil Monkey Eye", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Monkey Peace Sign", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Monkey Point", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Monkey Punch", Last Available: "2023-04"
11187	jittery monkey glove	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-04"
11188	enhanced maroon shadow candy	0		Effect: "Held Closer", Effect Duration: 33
11189	blinking replica Mr. Accessory	0		
11190	replica Dark Jill-O-Lantern	0		
11191	jittery gray replica hand turkey outline	0		
11192	shaking shaking replica crimbo elfling	0		
11193	replica pygmy bugbear shaman	0		
11194	jittery dedigitizer schematic: cyburger	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11195	replica gravy-covered maypole	0		Item Drop: +25
11196	replica wax lips	0		Experience: +3
11197	replica Tome of Snowcone Summoning	0		
11198	dedigitizer schematic: cybeer	0		Last Available: "2025-12", Softcore Only
11199	grievous Socratic smooth replica jewel-eyed wizard hat	0		Moxie: +15, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Magic Missile"
11200	fuchsia Usain Bolt's zippy occult replica bottle-rocket crossbow	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Initiative: 100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire red bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire blue bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire orange bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire purple bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire black bottle-rocket"
11201	family-friendly personal trainer's replica navel ring of navel gazing of Tarzan of mayonnaise	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Item Drop (sporadic): 4.25, Meat Drop (sporadic): 4.25
11202	rosewater-soaked razor-sharp replica V for Vivala mask	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Stench Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Combat Item Damage Percent: 50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Creepy Grin"
11203	jittery inspector's padded replica haiku katana of the sweet-tooth	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Item Drop: +15, Candy Drop: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spring Raindrop Attack", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Summer Siesta", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Falling Leaf Whirlwind", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Winter's Bite Technique", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "The 17 Cuts"
11204	blurry bouncing replica box of fireworks	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire off a Roman Candle", Item Drop (sporadic): +12.5
11205	pulsating replica cotton candy cocoon	0		
11206	up-at-dawn avaricious savvy replica Elvish sunglasses of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Mysticality Percent: +20, Meat Drop: +30, Adventures: +5, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play an Accordion Solo", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play a Guitar Solo", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play a Drum Solo", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play a Flute Solo"
11207	purple narrow replica squamous polyp	0		
11208	replica stone sphere	0		
11209	frightening vibrating replica Greatest American Pants of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Spooky Damage: +5
11210	yellow replica organ grinder	0		
11211	ghostly skewed thinker's replica Juju Mojo Mask of incineration of the businessman	0		Mysticality: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Meat Drop: +50, Single Equip
11212	blurry replica Operation Patriot Shield of James Dean of the dark arts of extreme caution	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Monster Level: -25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Throw Shield", Variable
11213	replica Libram of Resolutions	0		
11214	studded brainy replica plastic vampire fangs of the blizzard	0		Mysticality: +5, Damage Absorption: +80, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Feed"
11215	replica angel	0		
11216	studded replica Camp Scout backpack	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Drops Items
11217	replica deactivated nanobots	0		
11218	replica Apathargic Bandersnatch	0		
11219	replica Smith's Tome	0		
11220	replica over-the-shoulder Folder Holder	0		
11221	replica Order of the Green Thumb Order Form	0		
11222	cyan shrink-wrapped Cincho de Mayo	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-05"
11223	wool Sinatra's Socratic Cincho de Mayo	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Experience (Moxie): +5, Cold Resistance: +1, Item Drop: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Dispense Salt and Lime", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Party Soundtrack", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Fiesta Exit", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Projectile Piñata", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Party Foul", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Confetti Extravaganza", Last Available: "2023-05"
11224	dedigitizer schematic: psilocyber mushroom	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11225	shaking replica Little Geneticist DNA-Splicing Lab	0		
11226	blinking replica still grill	0		
11227	teal replica Crimbo sapling	0		
11228	squat replica puck	0		
11229	pulsating replica Chateau Mantegna room key	0		
11230	replica Deck of Every Card	0		
11231	replica Source terminal	0		
11232	replica disconnected intergnat	0		
11233	upside-down replica Witchess Set	0		
11234	replica genie bottle	0		
11235	replica space planula	0		
11236	blinking replica unpowered Robortender	0		
11237	replica Neverending Party invitation envelope	0		
11238	replica January's Garbage Tote	0		
11239	replica God Lobster Egg	0		
11240	spinning lard-coated dangerous Rosewater's replica Fourth of May Cosplay Saber	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Weapon Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Use the Force"
11241	lightning-fast double-paned ruddy beefy replica Kramco Sausage-o-Matic&trade; of courage	0		Muscle: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Cold Resistance: +5, Spooky Resistance: +3, Initiative: +40
11242	blinking blinking miser's Jeselnik's smelly Annie Oakley's clever hale wholesome quilted sage replica hewn moon-rune spoon of mayonnaise of the businessman	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Damage Absorption: +40, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Maximum HP: +20, Maximum MP: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Meat Drop: 60, Single Equip, Alters Page Text, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Dragoon Platoon", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spittoon Monsoon", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Festoon Buffoon", Rollover Effect Duration: 50
11243	replica baby camelCalf	0		
11244	blue wool hardened fortified weightlifter's replica Powerful Glove of dire peril	0		Muscle: +15, Weapon Damage: +20, Damage Absorption: +60, Damage Reduction: 3, Cold Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Replace Enemy", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Shrink Enemy", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Invisible Avatar", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Triple Size"
11245	up-at-dawn horrifying resourceful deadly replica Cargo Cultist Shorts	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Maximum MP: +50, Spooky Damage: +25, Adventures: +5
11246	greedy resourceful healthy boxer's replica industrial fire extinguisher of the cougar of the businessman	0		Moxie: +20, Muscle Percent: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Maximum MP: +50, Meat Drop: 70, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Foam 'em Up", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Polar Vortex", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Foam Yourself", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Blast the Area", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Zone Specific"
11247	maroon wobbly replica crystal ball	0		Initiative: +50, Item Drop (sporadic): +25
11248	red tumbling replica emotion chip	0		Skill: "Replica Emotionally Chipped"
11249	greedy rock-hard replica Jurassic Parka	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Meat Drop: +20, Avoid Attack: 1
11250	replica grey gosling	0		
11251	spinning replica designer sweatpants	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Flick", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Flood", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Spray", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Sip", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Make Sweat-Ade", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Drench Yourself in Sweat", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sip Some Sweat", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Sweat Out Some Booze"
11252	replica plastic pumpkin bucket	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Item Drop: +13, Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.35
11253	replica Ten Dollars	0		
11254	stanky sizzling replica Cincho de Mayo of the ox of extreme caution	0		Muscle: +20, Monster Level: -25, Hot Damage: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Dispense Salt and Lime", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Party Soundtrack", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Fiesta Exit", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Projectile Piñata", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Party Foul", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Confetti Extravaganza"
11255	Thwaitgold splendor beetle statuette	0		
11256	pulsating shrink-wrapped 2002 Mr. Store Catalog	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-06"
11257	narrow 2002 Mr. Store Catalog	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11258	ribald horrifying banded &quot;I survived Y2K&quot; T-Shirt of the pedagogue of Tarzan of the cheetah	0		Experience: +3, Experience (Muscle): +3, Damage Absorption: +100, Spooky Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +10, Initiative: +60, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-06"
11259	Letter from Carrie Bradshaw	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11260	squat executive pro skateboard of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Meat Drop: +40, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Do a Kickflip", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Do a Method!", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Do an epic McTwist!", Last Available: "2023-06"
11261	Mr. Accessaturday	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11262	Meat Butler	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11263	squat Loathing Idol Microphone	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11264	Charter: Nellyville	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11265	Manual of Secret Door Detection	0		Last Available: "2023-06", Skill: "Secret Door Awareness"
11266	blue healthy Flash Liquidizer Ultra Dousing Accessory	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Douse Foe", Last Available: "2023-06"
11267	miser's Amulet of Perpetual Darkness of Leguizamo of the empath	0		Monster Level: +20, Familiar Weight: +5, Item Drop: +5, Meat Drop: +10, Blind, Last Available: "2023-06"
11268	Giant monolith	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11269	Crimbo cookie sheet	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11270	VHS Tape	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11271	non-deionized improved magnetized scroll of minor invulnerability	0		Effect: "Shoesauce", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2023-06"
11272	Lapis Lazuli	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11273	Eye Agate	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11274	Azurite	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11275	upside-down Arrow (+1)	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11276	adjusted altered unsweetened scroll of protection from lycanthropes	0		Effect: "The Magic of Sharing", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2023-06"
11277	spinning Loathing Idol Microphone (75% charged)	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11278	blinking Loathing Idol Microphone (50% charged)	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11279	tumbling Loathing Idol Microphone (25% charged)	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11280	pulsating upside-down Replica 2002 Mr. Store Catalog	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11281	cyan Mr. Big's Wallet	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11282	enchanted delicious fuchsia Sexy Cosmo	4	awesome	Effect: "Meatwise", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2023-06"
11283	Souvenir Chopsticks	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11284	reassuring hardy cool red-soled high heels	0		Moxie: +5, Maximum HP: +50, Spooky Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2023-06"
11285	moldy cyburger	3	crappy	Last Available: "2025-12"
11286	Socratic ncle leg	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1
11287	ghostly bouncing knitted rutabuga bag of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +3
11288	huge extremely unsafe mesquito proboscis	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100
11289	tumbling senate fly thorax of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100
11290	warmed enhanced quantum pulsating bug juice	0		Effect: "You Liver", Effect Duration: 28
11291	spider leg of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3
11292	blue beetle antenna of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25
11293	jittery purple Newton's mantis skull	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3
11294	denatured corrupted chitin powder	0		Effect: "Antibiotic Saucesphere", Effect Duration: 29
11295	fortified daddy shortlegs leg of bravery	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Spooky Resistance: +5
11296	foul-smelling birdybug antenna of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Stench Damage: +10
11297	electrified kilopede skull of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
11298	quantum haemolymphnode	0		Effect: "Brain Freeze", Effect Duration: 57
11299	dry enhanced wobbly chitin powder paste	0		Effect: "Celestial Vision", Effect Duration: 65
11300	sleeping patriotic eagle	0		Free Pull
11301	pulsating claw-held flag	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11302	souvenir flag	0		
11303	name change form	0		
11304	replica sleeping patriotic eagle	0		
11305	bouncing boxed august scepter	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-08"
11306	august scepter	0		All Attributes: +15, HP Regen Min: 10, HP Regen Max: 15, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 1st: Mountain Climbing Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 2nd: Find an Eleven-Leaf Clover Day", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 3rd: Watermelon Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 4th: Water Balloon Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 5th: Oyster Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 6th: Fresh Breath Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 7th: Lighthouse Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 8th: Cat Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 9th: Hand Holding Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 10th: World Lion Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 11th: Presidential Joke Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 12th: Elephant Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 13th: Left/Off Hander's Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 14th: Financial Awareness  Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 15th: Relaxation Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 16th: Roller Coaster Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 17th: Thriftshop Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 18th: Serendipity Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 19th: Honey Bee Awareness Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 20th: Mosquito Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 21st: Spumoni Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 22nd: Tooth Fairy Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 23rd: Ride the Wind Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 24th: Waffle Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 25th: Banana Split Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 26th: Toilet Paper Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 27th: Just Because Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 28th: Race Your Mouse Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 29th: More Herbs, Less Salt  Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 30th: Beach Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 31st: Cabernet Sauvignon  Day!", Last Available: "2023-08"
11307	fancy decent watermelon	4	good	Effect: "Total Protonic Reversal", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2023-08"
11308	upside-down watermelon seed	0		Last Available: "2023-08"
11309	shaking water balloon	0		Last Available: "2023-08"
11310	lime green thriftshop coupon	0		Last Available: "2023-08"
11311	bland waffle	3	decent	Last Available: "2023-08"
11312	fixodent	0		Last Available: "2023-08"
11313	scandalous cat o' nine teeth of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Sleaze Damage: +5, Last Available: "2023-08"
11314	zippy tooth cap of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50, Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2023-08"
11315	nasty Jim Carey's toothy trousers	0		Monster Level: +25, Stench Damage: +5, Last Available: "2023-08"
11316	rotten miniature banana split	2	crappy	Last Available: "2023-08"
11317	spinning handful of toilet paper	0		Last Available: "2023-08"
11318	Mrs. Rush	0		Last Available: "2023-08"
11319	pulsating jittery medal	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Experience (familiar): +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2023-08"
11320	smooth practically non-alcoholic ghostly bottle of Cabernet Sauvignon	1	awesome	Last Available: "2023-08"
11321	blinking twirling teal family-friendly greasy baywatch of temperance	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: 6, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2023-08", Nonstackable Watch
11322	Pocket Guide to Mild Evil	0		Last Available: "2023-07", Skill: "Perpetrate Mild Evil"
11323	Pocket Guide to Mild Evil (used)	0		Last Available: "2023-07", Skill: "Perpetrate Mild Evil"
11324	consolation ribbon	0		Familiar Weight: -10, Experience (familiar): -1, Last Available: "2023-08"
11325	replica august scepter	0		All Attributes: +15, HP Regen Min: 10, HP Regen Max: 15, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 1st: Mountain Climbing Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 2nd: Find an Eleven-Leaf Clover Day", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 3rd: Watermelon Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 4th: Water Balloon Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 5th: Oyster Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 6th: Fresh Breath Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 7th: Lighthouse Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 8th: Cat Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 9th: Hand Holding Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 10th: World Lion Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 11th: Presidential Joke Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 12th: Elephant Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 13th: Left/Off Hander's Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 14th: Financial Awareness  Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 15th: Relaxation Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 16th: Roller Coaster Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 17th: Thriftshop Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 18th: Serendipity Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 19th: Honey Bee Awareness Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 20th: Mosquito Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 21st: Spumoni Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 22nd: Tooth Fairy Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 23rd: Ride the Wind Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 24th: Waffle Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 25th: Banana Split Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 26th: Toilet Paper Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 27th: Just Because Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 28th: Race Your Mouse Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 29th: More Herbs, Less Salt  Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 30th: Beach Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 31st: Cabernet Sauvignon  Day!"
11326	pulsating spinning Thwaitgold fairyfly statue	0		
11327	narrow blurry residual chitin paste	0		Skill: "Chitinous Soul"
11328	modified concentrated cooking	1		
11329	denatured blurry meat	1		
11330	pickled skewed sparkling orb	1		
11331	vaporized huge hardening cream	1		Effect: "Quiet 'n' Good", Effect Duration: 45
11332	denatured pool shark hair oil	1		
11333	mirror book of facts	0		Skill: "Just the Facts", Last Available: "2023-09"
11334	spinning book of facts (dog-eared)	0		Skill: "Just the Facts", Last Available: "2023-09"
11335	pulsating Dark Jill-of-All-Trades	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-10"
11336	LED candle	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2023-10"
11337	shaking map to a candy-rich block	0		Last Available: "2023-10"
11338	energized bouncing pulsating sampler size toothpaste	0		Effect: "Slimy Flavor", Effect Duration: 66
11339	Franken Stein	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Toast your enemy"
11340	A Guide to Burning Leaves	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-11", Leaves: +0.5
11341	maroon inflammable leaf	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11342	rake	0		Item Drop: +1, Last Available: "2023-11", Leaves: +1.5
11343	narrow rake of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Last Available: "2023-11", Leaves: +1.5
11344	wobbly maroon autumnic bomb	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11345	forest canopy bed	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11346	day shortener	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11347	extra time	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11348	jittery veiny razor-sharp autumnal aegis	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Maximum HP: +10, Last Available: "2023-11"
11349	improved cold-filtered distilled resin	0		Effect: "Vented Spleen", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2023-11"
11350	super-heated leaf	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11351	lit leaf lasso	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11352	blue tied-up leaflet	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11353	green tied-up monstera	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11354	tied-up leaviathan	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11355	wobbly skewed scorching Tesla impromptu torch	0		Hot Damage: +25, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2023-11"
11356	smelly Oprah's fig leaf	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2023-11"
11357	hale dance instructor's smoldering drape	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Maximum HP: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2023-11"
11358	twirling smoldering leafcutter ant egg	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11359	tumbling zippy reassuring MacGyver's ruddy cool leaf crown of the storm	0		Moxie: +5, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Maximum MP: +100, Spooky Resistance: +1, Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2023-11"
11360	super-sized bland leafy browns	5	decent	Last Available: "2023-11"
11361	extra-magnetized adjusted autumnic balm	0		Effect: "No Vertigo", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2023-11"
11362	double-concentrated super-alkaline green coping juice	0		Effect: "Hoity Toity", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2023-11"
11363	lightning-fast chilly friendly shellacked dangerous candy cane sword cane	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Damage Reduction: 7, Familiar Weight: +3, Cold Damage: +5, Initiative: +40, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Surprisingly Sweet Stab", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Surprisingly Sweet Slash", Last Available: "2023-12", Rollover Effect Duration: 250
11364	wrapped candy cane sword cane	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-12"
11365	mirror Elf Guard patrol cap	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11366	jittery Elf Guard hotpants	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11367	Crimbuccaneer tricorn	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11368	skewed Crimbuccaneer breeches	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11369	automa-bot parts	0		
11370	security automa-core	0		
11371	lime green clerical automa-core	0		
11372	handful of Boltsmann bearings	0		
11373	Spring Bros. solenoid	0		
11374	Spring Bros. ID badge	0		
11375	Boltsmann ID badge	0		
11376	housekeeping automa-core	0		
11377	bouncing housekeeping robot	0		
11378	gigantic flavorless purple pickled bread	9	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11379	thick rotten salted mutton	5	crappy	Last Available: "2023-12"
11380	half-sized bland narrow corned beet	2	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11381	tiny plastic Elf Guard Armory	0		Weapon Damage: +3, Display Name: "tiny plastic Elf Guard Armory"
11382	tiny plastic Crimbuccaneer Grog Hall	0		Booze Drop: +3, Display Name: "tiny plastic Crimbuccaneer Grog Hall"
11383	tiny plastic Elf Guard Mess Hall	0		Food Drop: +3, Display Name: "tiny plastic Elf Guard Mess Hall"
11384	tiny Crimbuccaneer Foundry	0		Initiative: +3, Display Name: "tiny Crimbuccaneer Foundry"
11385	tiny plastic Abuela's Cottage (Pirate Control)	0		All Attributes: +3, Display Name: "tiny plastic Abuela's Cottage (Pirate Control)"
11386	pirate encryption key alpha	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11387	pirate encryption key bravo	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11388	pirate encryption key charlie	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11389	pirate encryption key delta	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11390	wardrobe-o-matic	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11391	futuristic shirt	0		Lasts Until Rollover
11392	futuristic hat	0		Lasts Until Rollover
11393	futuristic collar	0		Lasts Until Rollover
11394	skewed crated wardrobe-o-matic	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11395	flavorless peppermint donut	3	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11396	squat Elf Guard insignia (private)	0		Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2023-12"
11397	maroon squat frightening Crimbuccaneer fledges (mint)	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2023-12"
11398	military-grade peppermint oil	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11399	Crimbuccaneer whale oil	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11400	mirror shaking Elf Guard tinsel grenade	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11401	perfectly mixed wobbly Crimbuccaneer mologrog cocktail	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2023-12"
11402	Elf Army machine parts	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11403	Crimbuccaneer rigging lasso	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11404	blurry ribald hardy dangerous Crimbuccaneer lantern	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Maximum HP: +50, Sleaze Damage: +10, Last Available: "2023-12"
11405	gray blinking Crimbuccaneer flotsam	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11406	upside-down huge Crimbuccaneer invasion map	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11407	Crimbuccaneer shirt of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Last Available: "2023-12"
11408	blinking Elf Guard MPC	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11409	jittery Crimbuccaneer piece of 12	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11410	miser's Elf Guard commandeering gloves	0		Meat Drop: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12", Piece of Twelve Drop: 0.5
11411	polarized yellow Elf Guard eyedrops	0		Effect: "Smelly Pants", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2023-12"
11412	Crimbuccaneer premium booty sack	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11413	pulsating Elf Guard honor present	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11414	wicked Elf Guard officer's sidearm of the sweet-tooth	0		Spell Damage: +5, Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2023-12"
11415	inspector's Temple Grandin's Elf Guard insignia (general)	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Item Drop: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12"
11416	fancy watered-down smooth Crimbow Rainbo	2	awesome	Effect: "Heal Thy Nanoself", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2023-12"
11417	upside-down Elf Guard strategic map	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11418	Crimbuccaneer captain's purse	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11419	wool stylish Elf Guard broom	0		Moxie: +25, Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11420	twirling medical-grade Socratic brainy Crimbuccaneer tavern swab	0		Mysticality: +5, Experience (Mysticality): +1, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2023-12"
11421	teal Elf Guard hangover cure	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11422	practically non-alcoholic smooth old-school pirate grog	1	awesome	Last Available: "2023-12"
11423	moldy immense grog nuts	10	crappy	Last Available: "2023-12"
11424	blinking padded educational savvy sawed-off blunderbuss	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Experience: +1, Damage Absorption: +20, Last Available: "2023-12"
11425	weak hand-crafted teal jittery officer's nog	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2023-12"
11426	peppermint bomb	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11427	bland half-sized sundae ration	2	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11428	fancy tasty peppermint tack	4	awesome	Effect: "Red-Shirted Escort", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2023-12"
11429	Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts	0		Skill: "Elf Guard Cooking", Last Available: "2023-12"
11430	spoiled fancy narrow whalesteak	3	crappy	Effect: "Holiday Disappointment", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2023-12"
11431	forbidden Newton's Samson's whalegun	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2023-12"
11432	Cocktails of the Age of Sail	0		Skill: "Old-School Cocktailcrafting", Last Available: "2023-12"
11433	Elf Guard payroll bag	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11434	auspicious manspreader's veiny Elf Guard clipboard	0		Maximum HP: +10, Monster Level: +10, Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2023-12"
11435	sage pegfinger	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12", MPC Drop: 0.5
11436	drinkable and claret	3	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11437	prompt Elf Guard and beret	0		Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2023-12"
11438	gray wool banded beefcake's shipwright's hammer	0		Muscle: +25, Damage Absorption: +100, Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11439	miser's gunwale of horror of the boozehound	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +10, Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2023-12"
11440	twirling aromatic shellacked dance instructor's Kelflar vest	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Damage Reduction: 7, Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11441	quantum altered vacuum-sealed red wobbly whale cerebrospinal fluid	0		Effect: "Cookie Backup", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2023-12"
11442	Crimbuccaneer runebone of incineration of the boozehound	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Booze Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12"
11443	pulsating cannonbomb	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11444	spinning toasty Elf Guard mouthknife of temperance	0		Hot Damage: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2023-12"
11445	asbestos-lined extremely unsafe Crimbuccaneer fledges (disintegrating)	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Hot Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12"
11446	lime green smooth Elf Guard fuel tank	0		Moxie: +15, Last Available: "2023-12"
11447	flame-retardant slick massive wrench of the empath	0		Moxie: +10, Familiar Weight: +5, Hot Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11448	narrow boxer's brown pirate pants of the detective	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2023-12"
11449	Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion	0		Skill: "Elf Guard Extortion Techniques", Last Available: "2023-12"
11450	The Encyclopedia of Fruit	0		Skill: "Fruit Recognition", Last Available: "2023-12"
11451	squat punching mirror	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11452	manspreader's electrified studded extremely unsafe Da Vinci's experienced Elf dessert spoon	0		Experience: +2, Experience (Mysticality): +5, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Damage Absorption: +80, Monster Level: +10, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2023-12"
11453	Van der Graaf therapeutic Elf Guard SCUBA tank	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Adventure Underwater, Last Available: "2023-12"
11454	cyan Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping	0		Skill: "Elf Guard Relaxation Techniques", Last Available: "2023-12"
11455	healthy free boots of the overflowing toilet	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "The Old One-Two (Kick)", Last Available: "2023-12"
11456	baby rigging snake	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11457	tumbling squat executive Rosewater's smooth Elvish underarmor	0		Moxie: +15, Mysticality Percent: +30, Meat Drop: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12"
11458	horrifying rock-hard Crimbuccaneer bombjacket	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Spooky Damage: +25, Combat Item Damage Percent: 100, Last Available: "2023-12"
11459	adequate sugarplum ration	3	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11460	rotten small gingerbread nylons	2	crappy	Last Available: "2023-12"
11461	moldy bite-sized rum-soaked fruitcake	1	crappy	Last Available: "2023-12"
11462	normal snack-sized skewed spinning lime	2	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11463	decent tiny special gingerbread pirate	1	good	Effect: "Stimulated Body", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2023-12"
11464	tasty small tumbling fruit-stuffed rumcake	2	awesome	Last Available: "2023-12"
11465	delicious jittery mulled wine	4	awesome	Last Available: "2023-12"
11466	distilled bad narrow Swedish coffee	5	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11467	high-proof mediocre ghostly skewed canteen of eggnog	8	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11468	triple-distilled acceptable hot wine	9	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11469	tolerable Jamaican coffee	4	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11470	triple-distilled acceptable flask of egggrog	10	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11471	tumbling Black and White Apron Enrollment Form	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-12"
11472	Black and White Apron Meal Kit	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11473	blue pirate encryption key (complete)	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11474	mediocre yule grog	3	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11475	flavorless wet tack	3	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11476	stale enchanted whalecake	3	decent	Effect: "Spirit Bubble", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2023-12"
11477	squat savvy gunwale whalegun of wisdom of vim and vigor	0		Mysticality: +15, Mysticality Percent: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Shoot, Gunwale Whalegun, Shoot!", Last Available: "2023-12"
11478	drinkable and claret	3	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11479	rigging knot	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11480	trick coin	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11481	scandalous hale Elf Guard squirtgun	0		Maximum HP: +20, Sleaze Damage: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Peppermint Squirt", Last Available: "2023-12"
11482	chest of &quot;pirate gold&quot;	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11483	family-friendly sequin-encrusted sweater	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11484	Tesla replica Elf Guard medal of the brazier of the cheetah	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Initiative: +60, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2023-12"
11485	pulsating gray Lil' Snowball Factory	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11486	gray Elf Guard temporary (permanent) tattoo	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11487	prank Crimbo card	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11488	greedy Crimbuccaneer squirtblunderbuss of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2023-12"
11489	My First Paycheck envelope	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11490	wobbly ribald hardened barnacle-encrusted sweater of Leguizamo	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Monster Level: +20, Sleaze Damage: +10, Last Available: "2023-12"
11491	squat up-at-dawn shellacked cool Crimbuccaneer nose ring	0		Moxie: +5, Damage Reduction: 7, Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2023-12"
11492	pet anchor	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11493	Crimbuccaneer tattoo gift certificate	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11494	Elf Guard safety bear	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11495	upside-down kraken	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11496	precision snowball	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11497	huge Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts (used)	0		Skill: "Elf Guard Cooking", Last Available: "2023-12"
11498	Cocktails of the Age of Sail (used)	0		Skill: "Old-School Cocktailcrafting", Last Available: "2023-12"
11499	Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion (used)	0		Skill: "Elf Guard Extortion Techniques", Last Available: "2023-12"
11500	The Encyclopedia of Fruit (used)	0		Skill: "Fruit Recognition", Last Available: "2023-12"
11501	Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping (used)	0		Skill: "Elf Guard Relaxation Techniques", Last Available: "2023-12"
11502	wet warmed military candy cane	0		Effect: "Mucilaginous Muscle", Effect Duration: 65
11503	energized groggipop	0		Effect: "I See Everything Thrice!", Effect Duration: 65
11504	pulsating greasy Oprah's moss mace	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Moss Mugging", Last Available: "2024-12"
11505	quilted educational moss megaphone	0		Experience: +1, Damage Absorption: +40, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Megaphone Whisper", Last Available: "2024-12"
11506	censurious boxer's moss medal	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Brandish Moss Medal", Last Available: "2024-12"
11507	Rosewater's moss mitre of Tarzan	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Experience (Muscle): +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Soul Genuflection", Last Available: "2024-12"
11508	narrow coward's moss mantle of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Monster Level: -20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Drop Mantle", Last Available: "2024-12"
11509	fuchsia moss marlinspike of the blizzard of the overflowing toilet	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Extra Pickpocket, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-12"
11510	mixed pulsating squat teal moss mulch	1		Effect: "Hella Smart", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2024-12"
11511	electrified energized moss floss	0		Effect: "Gummibrain", Effect Duration: 65
11512	adobe arsecover	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11513	adobe adze	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-12"
11514	adobe abacus	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11515	adobe ayam	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11516	adobe ascot	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-12"
11517	blurry adobe abaya	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11518	distilled squat adobe assortment	1		Last Available: "2024-12"
11519	nitrogenated double-polymerized adobe brittle	0		Effect: "Smoky Third Eye", Effect Duration: 15
11520	MacGyver's veiny crepe paper phrygian cap of courage	0		Maximum HP: +10, Maximum MP: +100, Spooky Resistance: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Pull down your crepe paper phrygian cap", Last Available: "2025-12"
11521	tumbling maroon deadly Samson's crepe paper parachute cape of the cheetah	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Weapon Damage: +5, Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2025-12"
11522	Jim Carey's crepe paper pie clip of Leguizamo of the empath	0		Monster Level: 45, Familiar Weight: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Look through your crepe paper pie clip", Last Available: "2025-12"
11523	up-at-dawn avaricious toasty crepe paper puzzle cube	0		Hot Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +30, Adventures: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play with your crepe paper puzzle", Last Available: "2025-12"
11524	scandalous veiny crepe paper plunge camisole of doom	0		Maximum HP: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Damage: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Leave nothing to the imagination", Last Available: "2025-12"
11525	prompt wizardly crepe paper polka charm of the cheetah	0		Mysticality: +25, Initiative: +60, Adventures: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Embrace polka", Last Available: "2025-12"
11526	altered tumbling pulsating crepe paper pared cuttings	1		Effect: "Whole Latte Love", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2025-12"
11527	concentrated blue crepe paper peanut candy	0		Effect: "Action", Effect Duration: 29
11528	blinking Annie Oakley's Da Vinci's petrified wood war pike	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Last Available: "2025-12"
11529	avaricious stiffened petrified wood waist protector	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Meat Drop: +30, Single Equip, Avoid Attack: 1, Last Available: "2025-12"
11530	blue petrified wood wizard's pouch of the ox of Gandalf	0		Muscle: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Single Equip, Lantern: 2, Lantern Element: "Hot", Lantern Element: "None", Last Available: "2025-12"
11531	hardened smartaleck's petrified wood water purifier	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Damage Reduction: 3, Lantern: 2, Lantern Element: "Cold", Lantern Element: "Sleaze", Last Available: "2025-12"
11532	Usain Bolt's zippy petrified wood whoopie panama	0		Initiative: 100, Last Available: "2025-12", Thorns: 1
11533	blinking scorching smooth petrified wood walking pants	0		Moxie: +15, Hot Damage: +25, Last Available: "2025-12"
11534	powdered pulsating maroon blinking petrified wood waste parts	1		Effect: "Hypercubed", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2025-12"
11535	extra-galvanized petrified wood wafer praline	0		Effect: "Brain Freeze", Effect Duration: 30
11536	spirit-forward perfectly mixed cybeer	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2025-12"
11537	ICEbox	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11538	wired underwear	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Refresh HP", Last Available: "2025-12"
11539	encrypted shuriken	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Encrypted Shuriken", Last Available: "2025-12"
11540	baby chest mimic	0		Free Pull
11541	shaking googly chest eyes	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11542	mimic egg	0		
11543	blurry stanky veiny Crimbuccaneer war standard	0		Maximum HP: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2023-12"
11544	wool Lo Pan's Elf Guard war standard	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11545	pulsating in-the-box spring shoes	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-02"
11546	inspector's mansplainer's spring shoes of the sewer	0		Monster Level: +15, Stench Damage: +25, Item Drop: +15, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spring Away", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spring Kick", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spring Growth Spurt", Drops Items, Last Available: "2024-02"
11547	flattened ultra-soft ferns	0		Effect: "Fortunate Resolve", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2024-02"
11548	flattened narrow twirling lime green crunchy brush	0		Effect: "Cranberry Cordiality", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2024-02"
11549	blue smashed scientific equipment	0		
11550	ghostly biphasic molecular oculus	0		No Pull
11551	triphasic molecular oculus	0		
11552	high-tension exoskeleton	0		Avoid Attack: 1
11553	ultra-high-tension exoskeleton	0		Avoid Attack: 2
11554	olive irresponsible-tension exoskeleton	0		Avoid Attack: 3
11555	quick-release belt pouch	0		Single Equip
11556	quick-release fannypack	0		Single Equip
11557	blinking quick-release utility belt	0		Single Equip
11558	quilted motion sensor	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Single Equip
11559	mirror focused magnetron pistol	0		Single Equip
11560	packaged Everfull Dart Holster	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-03"
11561	fireproof stanky Everfull Dart Holster	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-03"
11562	mirror blinking research fragment	0		
11563	ghostly Thwaitgold wolf spider statuette	0		
11564	boxed Apriling band helmet	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-04"
11565	bouncing censurious perfumed Lo Pan's Sinatra's Apriling band helmet of chilblains	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Cold Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2024-04"
11566	toasty healthy extremely unsafe Apriling band saxophone of the sweet-tooth	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Hot Damage: +5, Candy Drop: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-04"
11567	double-paned stylish cool Apriling band quad tom of doom	0		Moxie: 30, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Cold Resistance: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-04"
11568	censurious MacGyver's steel-toed Herculean experienced Apriling band tuba	0		Experience: +2, Experience (Muscle): +1, Damage Reduction: 9, Maximum MP: +100, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-04"
11569	family-friendly greasy chaotic healthy deadly Socratic Apriling band staff	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Weapon Damage: +5, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-04"
11570	Apriling band piccolo	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-04"
11571	boxed Mayam Calendar	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-05"
11572	Mayam Calendar	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-05"
11573	enchanted rotten small yam	2	crappy	Effect: "Squid Squint", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2024-05"
11574	tolerable pulsating yam martini	3	good	Last Available: "2024-05"
11575	artisanal watered-down sweet potato o' mine	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2024-05"
11576	boozy acceptable Southern yam	5	good	Last Available: "2024-05"
11577	lousy blue sweet potato punch	3	decent	Last Available: "2024-05"
11578	bland gigantic Mayam spinach	7	decent	Last Available: "2024-05"
11579	normal fancy yam and swiss	4	good	Effect: "Fancy Feasted", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2024-05"
11580	smelly coward's weightlifter's yam cannon	0		Muscle: +15, Monster Level: -20, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-05"
11581	ghostly yellow yam cannon	0		Initiative: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-05"
11582	yam battery	0		Last Available: "2024-05"
11583	spinning yam stinkbomb	0		Last Available: "2024-05"
11584	prompt personal trainer's furry yam buckler of temperance	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Adventures: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-05"
11585	thanksgiving bomb	0		Last Available: "2024-05"
11586	Usain Bolt's energetic rosy-cheeked yamtility belt	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Initiative: +80, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-05"
11587	gigantic yummy yam slider	7	awesome	Last Available: "2024-05"
11588	enchanted snack-sized adequate yam mayo	2	good	Effect: "Frost Tea", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2024-05"
11589	moldy yam burrito	3	crappy	Last Available: "2024-05"
11590	visual packet sniffer	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11591	mini kiwi egg	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-06"
11592	aviator goggles	0		
11593	mirror blue Thwaitgold Illinigina illinoiensis model	0		
11594	decent lime green mini kiwi	3	good	Last Available: "2024-06"
11595	wool veiny occult mini kiwi bikini	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Maximum HP: +10, Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2024-06"
11596	hand-crafted pulsating mini kiwitini	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2024-06"
11597	bouncing olive mini kiwi invisible dirigible	0		Familiar Weight: -20, Last Available: "2024-06"
11598	mini kiwi aioli	0		Last Available: "2024-06"
11599	twirling nasty mini kiwi silicon tiepin of the wise owl of James Dean	0		Mysticality: +20, Experience (Moxie): +3, Stench Damage: +5, Last Available: "2024-06"
11600	mini kiwi tipi	0		Last Available: "2024-06"
11601	flavorless mini kiwi digitized cookies	3	decent	Last Available: "2024-06"
11602	triple-distilled mediocre mini kiwi intoxicating spirits	9	decent	Last Available: "2024-06"
11603	alkaline mini kiwi antimilitaristic hippy petition	0		Effect: "Celestial Body", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2024-06"
11604	wet magnetized jittery mini kiwi illicit antibiotic	0		Effect: "Punch Another Day", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2024-06"
11605	jittery ribald beefy mini kiwi whipping stick	0		Muscle: +10, Sleaze Damage: +10, Last Available: "2024-06"
11606	foul-smelling mini kiwi icepick	0		Stench Damage: +10, Last Available: "2024-06"
11607	enhanced pressed denatured squat jittery mini kiwi-flavored aspirin-injecting lipstick	0		Effect: "Gummiheart", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2024-06"
11608	mirror packaged Roman Candelabra	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-07"
11609	Roman Candelabra	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blow the Blue Candle!", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blow the Green Candle!", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blow the Purple Candle!", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blow the Red Candle!", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blow the Yellow Candle!", Last Available: "2024-07"
11610	skewed protogenetic chunklet (synapse)	0		
11611	wobbly protogenetic chunklet (muscle)	0		
11612	protogenetic chunklet (flagellum)	0		
11613	shaking yellow protogenetic chunklet (elbow)	0		
11614	squat protogenetic chunklet (lips)	0		
11615	shaking skewed censurious arcane researcher's messenger bag RNA of terror	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +3
11616	blinking flagellate flagon	0		
11617	upside-down proto-proto-protozoa	0		
11618	decent tiny bacteria bisque	1	good	
11619	immense flavorless blurry teal ciliophora chowder	8	decent	
11620	miniature moldy cream of chloroplasts	2	crappy	
11621	upside-down synaptic soup	0		
11622	muscular soup	0		
11623	cyan flagellate soup	0		
11624	jittery jittery maroon elbow soup	0		
11625	lip soup	0		
11626	unevolved organism	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-07"
11627	extra ooze	0		
11628	extra DNA	0		Experience (familiar): +1
11629	untorn tearaway pants package	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-08"
11630	squat shaking zippy baleful wicked tearaway pants of Calamity Jane of temperance	0		Spell Damage: 30, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Initiative: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Tear Away your Pants!", Last Available: "2024-08"
11631	baby bodyguard	0		
11632	Doll Moll violin case	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
11633	cyan Tina gun	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11634	tattoo gun	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
11635	triple-distilled drinkable Colera Peste Nebbiolo	6	good	Last Available: "2026-08"
11636	longbox of Batfellow comics	0		
11637	Thwaitgold shield bug statuette	0		
11638	bodyguard badge	0		
11639	wobbly Too Cold to Hold: How to Be Cool - A Memoir	0		Skill: "Too Cool"
11640	Too Cold to Hold: How to Be Cool - A Memoir (read)	0		Skill: "Too Cool"
11641	boxed Sept-Ember Censer	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-09"
11642	Sept-Ember Censer	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11643	maroon lightning-fast blade of dismemberment	0		Initiative: +40, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-09"
11644	blurry Embering Hulk	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11645	Mmm-brr! brand mouthwash	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11646	Septapus summoning charm	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11647	skewed structural ember	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11648	careful Oprah's weightlifter's embers-only jacket	0		Muscle: +15, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Monster Level: -10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-09"
11649	yellow bembershoot of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-09"
11650	miniature decent wheel of camembert	2	good	Last Available: "2024-09"
11651	medical-grade rosy-cheeked Fonzie's hat of remembering	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Maximum HP Percent: +30, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-09"
11652	throwin' ember	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11653	head of emberg lettuce	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11654	embering hunk	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11655	soft cap of diminishing returns	0		
11656	upside-down photo booth sized crate	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-10"
11657	squat boxed bat wings	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-10"
11658	olive flame-retardant Jack Frost's occult bat wings	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Hot Resistance: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Rest upside down", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Swoop like a Bat", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Summon Cauldron of Bats", Last Available: "2024-10"
11659	narrow ember egg	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11660	jittery narrow ember	0		Cold Resistance: +1
11661	asbestos-lined Herculean monocle on a stick	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Hot Resistance: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11662	squat veiny smooth plastic pipe	0		Moxie: +15, Maximum HP: +10, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11663	olive hale fake arrow-through-the-head of the storm	0		Maximum HP: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11664	scorching studded bow tie	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Hot Damage: +25, Clowniness: 25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11665	Newton's fake huge beard of courage	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Spooky Resistance: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11666	lion tamer's rock-hard astronaut helmet	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Experience (familiar): +2, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11667	lightning-fast rock-hard feather boa	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Initiative: +40, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11668	teal shaking toasty occult Sheriff badge	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Hot Damage: +5, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11669	censurious experienced Sheriff pistol	0		Experience: +2, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11670	pulsating skewed Sheriff moustache of dire peril of Calamity Jane	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11671	occult sage photo booth supply list	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Check for photo booth supplies", Last Available: "2024-10"
11672	peace turkey outline	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-11"
11673	tie-dye headband	0		
11674	decent whirled peas	3	good	Last Available: "2024-11"
11675	stale peaza	3	decent	Last Available: "2024-11"
11676	peace shooter	0		Last Available: "2024-11"
11677	compressed drenchrome 2.0	1		Last Available: "2025-12"
11678	pickled wobbly Synapse Blaster	1		Effect: "Alchemical, Brother", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2025-12"
11679	mirror purple quantized familiar	0		
11680	spinning olive twirling quantum watch	0		Adventures: +2
11681	quantized familiar experience	0		
11682	altered concentrated nitrogenated twirling pea brittle	0		Effect: "Punch Another Day", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2024-11"
11683	fancy smooth peasco	3	awesome	Effect: "Nature's Bounty", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2024-11"
11684	adequate piece of cake	3	good	Last Available: "2024-11"
11685	mirror twirling handful of split pea soup	0		Last Available: "2024-11"
11686	twirling wobbly Sealed TakerSpace letter of Marque	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-12"
11687	TakerSpace letter of Marque	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11688	energetic sinister deft pirate hook	0		Spell Damage: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-12"
11689	MacGyver's rosy-cheeked iron tricorn hat	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Maximum MP: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Iron Tricorn Headbutt", Last Available: "2024-12"
11690	strapping jolly roger flag	0		Muscle: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-12"
11691	sleeping profane parrot	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11692	pirrrate's currrse	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11693	artisanal huge tankard of spiced rum	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2024-12"
11694	hand-crafted mirror tankard of spiced Goldschlepper	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2024-12"
11695	teal packaged luxury garment	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11696	family-friendly governor's daughter's lace collar	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2024-12"
11697	Herculean governor's daughter's petticoats	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Last Available: "2024-12"
11698	brawny governor's daughter's pearl hairpin	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Last Available: "2024-12"
11699	harpoon	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11700	jittery strapping chili powder cutlass	0		Muscle: +5, Last Available: "2024-12"
11701	rotten shaking Aztec tamale	4	crappy	Last Available: "2024-12"
11702	jolly roger tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11703	red pet rock	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11704	veiny groggles	0		Maximum HP: +10, Last Available: "2024-12"
11705	pirate dinghy	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11706	maroon anchor bomb	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11707	huge censurious supercool silky pirate drawers	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2024-12"
11708	profane eye patch	0		Sleaze Damage: +3
11709	aerosolized peppermint pegleg	0		Effect: "Pretending to Pretend", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2024-12"
11710	hand-crafted hard cocoa	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2024-12"
11711	bland salmagumdi	4	decent	Last Available: "2024-12"
11712	ghostly plastic Easter Island Bunny of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2024-12"
11713	spinning studded plastic St. Patrick	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Last Available: "2024-12"
11714	wobbly horrifying curative plastic Colonel Brando	0		Spooky Damage: +25, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2024-12"
11715	chilly plastic Jedediah and Boiling Cloud	0		Cold Damage: +5, Last Available: "2024-12"
11716	maroon smartaleck's plastic &quot;Santa Claus&quot;	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Last Available: "2024-12"
11717	Spirit of Easter	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11718	Spirit of St. Patrick's Day	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11719	Spirit of Veteran's Day	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11720	red Spirit of Thanksgiving	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11721	Spirit of Christmas	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11722	flavorless small coney haunch	2	decent	Last Available: "2024-12"
11723	enhanced dark chocolate egg	0		Effect: "The Grass...  Is Blue...", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2024-12"
11724	triple-distilled fancy artisanal moai toai	7	EPIC	Effect: "Healthy Blue Glow", Effect Duration: 35
11725	prompt flame-retardant energetic moaiball	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Hot Resistance: +1, Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2024-12"
11726	half-digested rat	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11727	alkaline oxidized four-leaf potato sprout	0		Effect: "Seriously Mutated", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2024-12"
11728	chaotic potato jacket of the cheetah	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Item Drop: +5, Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2024-12"
11729	traumatic holiday memory	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11730	Brandonian footlocker key	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11731	pulsating censurious military orb of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Throw Military Orb", Last Available: "2024-12"
11732	polymerized extra-denatured gray bouncing pulsating rum ball	0		Effect: "Disdain of She-Who-Was", Effect Duration: 66
11733	gravy skin	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11734	medical-grade gravyskin hat of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2024-12"
11735	boxer's beefy gravyskin buckler	0		Muscle: +10, Muscle Percent: +10, Last Available: "2024-12"
11736	red experienced gravyskin skirt of the brazier	0		Experience: +2, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2024-12"
11737	wool therapeutic gravyskin pants	0		Cold Resistance: +1, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2024-12"
11738	adjusted energized extra-improved crystallized pumpkin spice	0		Effect: "Glittering Eyelashes", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2024-12"
11739	decent bite-sized room scale bean casserole	1	good	Last Available: "2024-12"
11740	fragile Christmas ornament	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11741	ragged wool yarn	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11742	twirling prompt aromatic perfect Christmas scarf of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Stench Resistance: +1, Adventures: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-12"
11743	fuchsia Sherlock's sizzling snowman-enchanting tophat	0		Hot Damage: +10, Item Drop: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Place your hat on their head", Last Available: "2024-12"
11744	modified corrupted tumbling LIDAR candle	0		Effect: "Motion", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2024-12"
11745	upside-down Temple Grandin's Van der Graaf shellacked Congressional Medal of Insanity	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Familiar Weight: +7, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Lantern: 3, Last Available: "2024-12"
11746	pumpkin spice whorl	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11747	aged practically non-alcoholic Easter grasshopper	1	awesome	Last Available: "2024-12"
11748	perfectly mixed strong Irish eggnog	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2024-12"
11749	bad watered-down narrow canteen of jungle juice	2	decent	Last Available: "2024-12"
11750	drinkable turchucken	3	good	Last Available: "2024-12"
11751	perfectly mixed mechanically-mulled cider	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2024-12"
11752	perfectly mixed extra-dry holiday trip around the world	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2024-12"
11753	flavorless miniature chocolate ostrich egg	2	decent	Last Available: "2024-12"
11754	enchanted half-sized flavorless beef and cabbage	2	decent	Effect: "Yuletide Industry", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2024-12"
11755	bland candy rations	4	decent	Last Available: "2024-12"
11756	spoiled bite-sized jittery double-candied yams	1	crappy	Last Available: "2024-12"
11757	yummy jittery Christmas ham	3	awesome	Last Available: "2024-12"
11758	delicious wobbly holiday smorgasbord	4	awesome	Last Available: "2024-12"
11759	Bowl of Infinite Jelly	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11760	bejazzled eyepatch of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2024-12"
11761	Secrets of the Master Egg Hunters	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Master Egg Hunter"
11762	ghostly Secrets of the Master Egg Hunters (used)	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Master Egg Hunter"
11763	squat How to Lose Friends and Attract Snakes	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Attract Snakes"
11764	ghostly How to Lose Friends and Attract Snakes (used)	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Attract Snakes"
11765	Covert Ops for Kids	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Hide From Seekers"
11766	Covert Ops for Kids (used)	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Hide From Seekers"
11767	Holiday Multitasking	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Holiday Multitasking"
11768	Holiday Multitasking (used)	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Holiday Multitasking"
11769	Hoyle's Guide to Reindeer Games	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Reindeer Games"
11770	Hoyle's Guide to Reindeer Games (used)	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Reindeer Games"
11771	moai statuette	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11772	twirling censurious horrifying chaotic egg gun of temperance	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Spooky Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: 8, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Egg the face", Last Available: "2024-12"
11773	twirling blurry double-paned foul-smelling therapeutic army helmet of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Stench Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +5, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2024-12"
11774	candy egg deviler	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11775	napkin	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11776	adequate bite-sized Thanksgiving ration	1	good	Last Available: "2024-12"
11777	lousy special Easter eggnog	3	decent	Effect: "The Dinsey Spirit", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2024-12"
11778	altered clovermint	1		Effect: "Improprie Tea", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2024-12"
11779	zippy double-paned coward's thinker's nylon Christmas stockings	0		Mysticality: +10, Monster Level: -20, Cold Resistance: +5, Initiative: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-12"
11780	tattoo of two turkeys	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11781	anodized deionized deviled candy egg	0		Effect: "Brother Flying Burrito's Blessing", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2024-12"
11782	McHugeLarge deluxe ski set	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-01"
11783	blinking Annie Oakley's electrified McHugeLarge duffel bag	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2025-01", McHugeLarge
11784	huge baleful McHugeLarge left pole of the bloodbag of the sweet-tooth	0		Spell Damage: +25, Maximum HP: +100, Candy Drop: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "McHugeLarge Slash", Last Available: "2025-01", McHugeLarge
11785	ghostly lime green avaricious flame-wreathed savvy McHugeLarge right pole	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +30, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "McHugeLarge Stab", Last Available: "2025-01", McHugeLarge
11786	crafty Sinatra's McHugeLarge left ski	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Maximum MP: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "McHugeLarge Avalanche", Last Available: "2025-01", McHugeLarge
11787	aromatic lion tamer's McHugeLarge right ski	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Stench Resistance: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "McHugeLarge Ski Plow", Last Available: "2025-01", McHugeLarge
11788	shaking 1	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11789	twirling 0	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11790	distilled spinning eXpand	1		Last Available: "2025-12"
11791	brute force hammer	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Brute Force Hammer", Last Available: "2025-12"
11792	skewed fuchsia datastick	0		Last Available: "2025-12", RAM: +1
11793	dedigitizer schematic: brute force hammer	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11794	dedigitizer schematic: malware injector	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11795	maroon dedigitizer schematic: cybervisor	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11796	wobbly dedigitizer schematic: digibritches	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11797	dedigitizer schematic: cryptocloak	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11798	dedigitizer schematic: zero-trust tanktop	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11799	dedigitizer schematic: retro floppy disk	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11800	dedigitizer schematic: pocket GPU	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11801	dedigitizer schematic: trojan horseshoe	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11802	dedigitizer schematic: familiar-in-the-middle	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11803	cybervisor	0		Last Available: "2025-12", RAM: +3
11804	teal retro floppy disk	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11805	pocket GPU	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2025-12"
11806	teal malware injector	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Inject Malware", Last Available: "2025-12"
11807	CyberRealm keycode	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-12"
11808	skewed ghostly server room key	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11809	3d printed server room key	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11810	dedigitizer schematic: 3d printed server room key	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11811	yellow logic grenade	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11812	twisted blinking tumbling psilocyber mushroom	1		Effect: "Bone Chilling", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2025-12"
11813	jittery dedigitizer schematic: SLEEP(5) rom chip	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11814	pulsating dedigitizer schematic: OVERCLOCK(10) rom chip	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11815	ghostly dedigitizer schematic: STATS+++ rom chip	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11816	dedigitizer schematic: insignificant bit	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11817	dedigitizer schematic: hashing vise	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11818	cyan dedigitizer schematic: geofencing rapier	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11819	dedigitizer schematic: geofencing shield	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11820	spinning dedigitizer schematic: virtual cybertattoo	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11821	SLEEP(5) rom chip	0		Skill: "SLEEP(5)", Last Available: "2025-12"
11822	OVERCLOCK(10) rom chip	0		Skill: "OVERCLOCK(10)", Last Available: "2025-12"
11823	STATS+++ rom chip	0		Skill: "STATS+++", Last Available: "2025-12"
11824	bouncing insignificant bit	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11825	cyan parity bit	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11826	maroon bouncing hashing vise	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11827	tumbling geofencing rapier	0		Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Thrust your geofencing rapier", Last Available: "2025-12"
11828	fuchsia huge geofencing shield	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11829	virtual cybertattoo	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11830	ninja rope	0		
11831	ninja crampons	0		
11832	ninja carabiner	0		
11833	dry red synthetic coffee	0		Effect: "Sated and Furious", Effect Duration: 30
11834	nitrogenated iDrops	0		Effect: "Graham Crackling", Effect Duration: 40
11835	upside-down shame coil	0		
11836	new-in-box toy Cupid bow	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-02"
11837	toy Cupid bow	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Last Available: "2025-02"
11838	heat arc	0		
11839	red scrape	0		
11840	tumbling phantom digit	0		
11841	foul line	0		
11842	dark manioc	0		
11843	Observer source code	0		
11844	chill gherkin	0		
11845	childrens' stapler	0		
11846	plover's egg	0		
11847	shaking flyswatter	0		
11848	bouncing Thwaitgold cordyceps ant statuette	0		
11849	heat particle	0		Hot Damage: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +10
11850	sore	0		Cold Damage: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +10
11851	stomach churner	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
11852	mirror phantom brace	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10
11853	foul cozy	0		Stench Damage: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +10
11854	grim cellophane	0		Combat Rate: -5
11855	jittery rift oculus	0		Combat Rate: +5
11856	cyan sweaty egg	0		HP Regen Min: 4, HP Regen Max: 8
11857	carton of extra-sharp, staples	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Spell Damage: +10
11858	glover liners	0		Pickpocket Chance: +10
11859	mosquito speakers	0		Monster Level: +5
11860	assemble-it-yourself Leprecondo	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-03"
11861	shaking Leprecondo	0		Last Available: "2025-03"
11862	vaporized scoop of pre-workout powder	1		Effect: "Marco Polarity", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2025-03"
11863	table tennis ball	0		Last Available: "2025-03"
11864	tolerable irresponsibly strong pint of Leprechaun Stout	7	good	Last Available: "2025-03"
11865	vaporized phosphor traces	1		Last Available: "2025-03"
11866	spinning crafting plans	0		Last Available: "2025-03"
11867	Book of Irony	0		Skill: "Generate Irony"
11868	tumbling spoon	0		
11869	unironic knife	0		
11870	bar dart	0		Last Available: "2025-03"
11871	compressed huge leprechaun antidepressant pill	1		Last Available: "2025-03"
11872	normal Heck ramen	3	good	Last Available: "2025-03"
11873	enchanted small decent burrito	2	good	Effect: "Turkey-Ambitious", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2025-03"
11874	delicious small beer brat	4	awesome	Last Available: "2025-03"
11875	enchanted decent blurry jittery peach pie	3	good	Effect: "Speed of the Internet", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2025-03"
11876	yummy upside-down narrow incredible mini-pizza	3	awesome	Last Available: "2025-03"
11877	artisanal irresponsibly strong Divine sidecar	7	EPIC	Last Available: "2025-03"
11878	bad watered-down tangarita sidecar	2	decent	Last Available: "2025-03"
11879	perfectly mixed blurry gimlet sidecar	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2025-03"
11880	lousy vodka stratocaster sidecar	3	decent	Last Available: "2025-03"
11881	aged prussian cathouse sidecar	3	awesome	Last Available: "2025-03"
11882	fancy bad practically non-alcoholic Mon Tiki sidecar	1	decent	Effect: "In a Lather", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2025-03"
11883	ghostly pulsating Packaged April Shower Thoughts Calendar	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-04"
11884	flame-retardant healthy April Shower Thoughts shield	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Hot Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2025-04"
11885	glob of wet paper	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11886	spitball	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11887	super-improved ionized galvanized cyan wet paper weights	0		Effect: "Cringle's Curative Carol", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2025-04"
11888	bad Three Sheets to the Wind	4	decent	Last Available: "2025-04"
11889	diet rotten pile of wet dates	1	crappy	Last Available: "2025-04"
11890	shaking papier Mach 1 airplane	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11891	wet blanket	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11892	bouncing tumbling family-friendly wet shower cap	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2025-04"
11893	dance instructor's wet shower shoes	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Last Available: "2025-04"
11894	upside-down horrifying wet shower shorts	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Last Available: "2025-04"
11895	wet paper tiger	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11896	tumbling wet paper eye	0		Familiar Weight: +15
11897	wet shower curtain	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11898	vacuum-sealed super-enhanced galvanized bouncing wet paper cup	0		Effect: "The Smile of Mr. A.", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2025-04"
11899	cold-filtered improved upside-down wet paperback	0		Effect: "Psalm of Pointiness", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2025-04"
11900	upside-down resourceful wet shower radio	0		Maximum MP: +50, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2025-04"
11901	wobbly wet shower stamp	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11902	reassuring birthday bloon	0		Spooky Resistance: +1
11903	adjusted jawwetter	0		Effect: "Sagittarius Rising", Effect Duration: 61
11904	purple Unpeeled Peridot of Peril	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-05"
11905	zippy educational brainy Peridot of Peril	0		Mysticality: +5, Experience: +1, Initiative: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2025-05"
11906	terrycloth turban of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25
11907	coward's jockey's hat	0		Monster Level: -20
11908	sharpshooter's hat of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15
11909	skewed bouncing Fonzie's extra-tight skullcap	0		Experience (Moxie): +1
11910	skewed sturdy pith helmet of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25
11911	ghostly brawny bishop's mitre	0		Muscle Percent: +20
11912	Tesla tin foil hat	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
11913	bouncing curative construction hardhat	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
11914	blue imposing pilgrim's hat of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30
11915	crown of thorns	0		Thorns: 1
11916	zippy stylish bycocket	0		Initiative: +20
11917	Thwaitgold mad hatterpillar statuette	0		
11918	packaged prismatic beret	0		Free Pull
11919	blush beret	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Beret Blast", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Beret Boast", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Beret Busking", Last Available: "2025-06"
11920	skewed flak shield	0		
11921	Axis HQ Code	0		
11922	jittery yeti in a travel cooler	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-07"
11923	exchanger	0		Cold Damage: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2025-07"
11924	perfumed Axis helmet of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +5
11925	jittery skewed cool Axis fatigues of the cougar	0		Moxie: 25
11926	thinker's Axis suspenders of courage	0		Mysticality: +10, Spooky Resistance: +3, Single Equip
11927	olive stolen artifact	0		
11928	really expensive stolen artifact	0		
11929	priceless stolen artifact	0		
11930	chocolate rations	0		
11931	mirror huge nice nylon stockings	0		
11932	squat Allied Radio Backpack Pack	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-07"
11933	twirling veiny Allied Radio Backpack of the sewer of the sweet-tooth	0		Maximum HP: +10, Stench Damage: +25, Candy Drop: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Call in an Airstrike", Last Available: "2025-07"
11934	orphaned baby skeleton	0		
11935	ordnance magnet	0		Single Equip, Drops Items
11936	confetti grenade	0		
11937	moldy special snack-sized Skeleton Wars rations	2	crappy	Effect: "Smoky Third Eye", Effect Duration: 50
11938	watered-down bad skeleton war fuel can	2	decent	
11939	skeleton war grenade	0		
11940	jittery chocolate and nylons detector	0		
11941	M&ouml;bius ring box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-08"
11942	M&ouml;bius ring	0		Gear Drop: [100*lte(paradoxicity,7)*gte(paradoxicity,3)], Last Available: "2025-08"
11943	blue bone pacifier	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11944	bouncing hale smartaleck's cool Allied Forces insignia	0		Moxie: +5, Moxie Percent: +30, Maximum HP: +20, Single Equip
11945	skewed Allied Tattoo Kit	0		
11946	handheld Allied radio	0		
11947	Axis codebook	0		
11948	polymerized denatured narrow bouncing Life Goals Pamphlet	0		Effect: "Memory of Speed", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2025-08"
11949	wobbly fortified bully badge	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2025-08"
11950	upside-down olive therapeutic time cop top hat	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2025-08"
11951	twirling Stock Certificate	0		Last Available: "2025-08"
11952	distilled mixed berry jelly	1		Last Available: "2025-08"
11953	bland thick upside-down toast with mixed berry jelly	5	decent	Last Available: "2025-08"
11954	tasty small enchanted blinking cup of sugar	2	awesome	Effect: "Hella Smart", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2025-08"
11955	spoiled special snack-sized Susie's cupcake	2	crappy	Effect: "Human-Beast Hybrid", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2025-08"
11956	clock	0		Last Available: "2025-08"
11957	olive the gun of the pedagogue of extreme caution of the boozehound	0		Experience: +3, Monster Level: -25, Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2025-08"
11958	weak lousy wine	2	decent	Last Available: "2025-08"
11960	wobbly really, really nice swimming trunks	0		Adventure Underwater
11961	sand penny	0		
11962	Annie Oakley's undersea surveying goggles	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Lasts Until Rollover
11963	mediocre watered-down shaking Ocean-Touched Rum	2	decent	
11964	altered red water-logged pill	1		Effect: "Well-Swabbed Ear", Effect Duration: 50
11965	spoiled upside-down gray kelp puck	3	crappy	
11966	scroll of sea strength	0		
11967	scroll of sea smarts	0		
11968	skewed scroll of sea smarm	0		
11969	waterlogged scroll of healing	0		
11970	tumbling sea gel	0		
11971	ionized modified red octopus ink bladder	0		Effect: "Expert Vacationer", Effect Duration: 67
11972	durable dolphin whistle	0		
11973	Thwaitgold lobster statuette	0		
11974	wobbly packaged Monodent of the Sea	0		Free Pull
11975	Monodent of the Sea	0		Hot Damage: +25, All Attributes Percent: +5, Experience: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sea *dent: Throw a Lightning Bolt", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sea *dent: Summon a Wave", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sea *dent: Talk to Some Fish", Last Available: "2025-09"
11976	unblemished pearl	0		
11977	therapeutic dentadent	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
11986	shaking lab-grown blood cubic zirconia	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-10"
11987	supercharged Socratic smartaleck's savvy strapping blood cubic zirconia of the brazier	0		Muscle: +5, Mysticality Percent: +20, Moxie Percent: +30, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Blood Geyser", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Refracted Gaze", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Sweat Bullets", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Blood Bath", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Dial it up to 11", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Sweat Equity", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Create Blood Thinner", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Prepare Spinal Tapas", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Craft a Pheromone Cocktail", Last Available: "2025-10"
12044	diluted wobbly blood thinner	1		Last Available: "2025-10"
12045	delicious special pheromone cocktail	3	awesome	Effect: "Tiki Thoughtfulness", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2025-10"
12046	adequate gray spinal tapas	3	good	Last Available: "2025-10"
12047	shrunken head in a duffel bag	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-11"
12048	mirror pulsating stiffened dance instructor's shrunken head of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Damage Reduction: 1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Prepare to reanimate your Foe", Last Available: "2025-11"
12049	stocking full of bones	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-12"
12050	small peppermint-flavored sugar walking crook	0		
12051	blurry knucklebone	0		
12052	tolerable watered-down Smoking Pope	2	good	
12053	moldy olive prize turkey	3	crappy	
12054	mixed medicinal gruel	1		
12055	thick adequate full-sized pumpkin pie	5	good	Last Available: "2025-11"
12056	delicious watered-down vodka cranberry sauce	2	awesome	Last Available: "2025-11"
12057	energized ionized yammed candy	0		Effect: "Preemptive Medicine", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2025-11"
12058	decent purple treasure chestnut	3	good	Last Available: "2025-12"
12059	weak drinkable mulled butter rum	2	good	Last Available: "2025-12"
12060	nitrogenated pulsating cinnamon doubloon	0		Effect: "Sharpened Sweet Tooth", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2025-12"
12061	huge plastic left skeleton arm of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Last Available: "2025-12"
12062	lime green beefy plastic left skeleton leg	0		Muscle: +10, Last Available: "2025-12"
12063	auspicious plastic right skeleton arm	0		Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2025-12"
12064	green lightning-fast plastic right skeleton leg	0		Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2025-12"
12065	olive plastic skeleton pelvis of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2025-12"
12066	twirling discreetly-wrapped Eternity Codpiece	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-12"
12067	The Eternity Codpiece	0		All Attributes: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-12"
12068	blurry deadly dance instructor's angelbone kilt	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Weapon Damage: +5, Last Available: "2026-12"
12069	sharpshooter's angelbone totem	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-12", Spleen Capacity: +1
12070	wholesome angelbone chopsticks	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-12", Stomach Capacity: +1
12071	miser's reassuring angelbone mantle	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2026-12"
12072	squat prompt angelbone dice	0		Adventures: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-12", Liver Capacity: +1
12073	yellow dangerous thinker's angelbone halo	0		Mysticality: +10, Weapon Damage: +10, Last Available: "2026-12"
12074	denatured squat green angelbone fragments	1		Effect: "Chain Chain Chains", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2026-12"
12075	non-energized biblically accurate gumdrops	0		Effect: "Hagnk's Gratitude", Effect Duration: 63
12076	blue greasy sage devilbone helmet	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2026-12"
12077	upside-down devilbone greaves of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2026-12", Spleen Capacity: +1
12078	twirling greedy devilbone shinguards of the sweet-tooth	0		Meat Drop: +20, Candy Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-12"
12079	ruddy devilbone corset	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2026-12", Stomach Capacity: +1
12080	devilbone flute of wisdom of the dark arts	0		Mysticality: +15, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2026-12"
12081	shaking prompt devilbone rosary	0		Adventures: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-12", Liver Capacity: +1
12082	modified devilbone chunks	1		Effect: "Takin' It Greasy", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2026-12"
12083	colloidal ionized chilled huge Gehenna tattoo	0		Effect: "Purpose", Effect Duration: 18
12116	bouncing burnt incisor	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12117	burnt phalange	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12118	burnt radius	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12119	burnt rib	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12120	jittery twirling burnt skull	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12121	Crymbocurrency	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12122	mirror aromatic extra-thick Crimbo sweater	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2025-12"
12123	cyan The Encyclopedia of Holiday Funerary Rites	0		Skill: "Holiday Burial Knowledge", Last Available: "2025-12"
12124	bad weak special blinking Steve Abrams' Holiday Sampler Beer	2	decent	Effect: "Broken Bone Nubs", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2025-12"
12125	blurry crate of prize-winning rum	0		No Pull, Last Available: "2025-12"
12126	drinkable weak bottle of prize-winning rum	2	good	Last Available: "2025-12"
12127	scandalous careful chaotic Santa-Slayer medal	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Monster Level: -10, Sleaze Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2025-12"
12128	Skull of Claus	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12129	pickled boiling bone marrow	0		Effect: "Wet Willied", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2025-12"
12130	double-flattened polarized boiling cerebrospinal fluid	0		Effect: "Deadly Lampblade", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2025-12"
12131	moist boiling synovial fluid	0		Effect: "Cold Hands", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2025-12"
12132	mirror hale cool smoldering vertebra of Gandalf	0		Moxie: +5, Maximum HP: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2025-12"
12133	seal-clubbing club loot box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-01"
12134	<span style='padding: 2px; color: #ff8000; background-color: black;'>legendary seal-clubbing club</span>	0		Muscle Percent: +50, Weapon Damage: +10, Initiative: +50, Attacks Can't Miss, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Club 'Em Across the Battlefield", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Club 'Em Into Next Week", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Club 'Em Back in Time", Display Name: "<span style='padding: 2px; color: #ff8000; background-color: black;'>legendary seal-clubbing club</span>", Last Available: "2026-01"
12135	blue smoldering bone dust	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12136	volatile bone bomb	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12137	blurry wobbly reassuring mansplainer's Sinatra's hot boning knife	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Monster Level: +15, Spooky Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2025-12"
12138	squat flame-retardant padded baleful fistbone	0		Spell Damage: +25, Damage Absorption: +20, Hot Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2025-12"
12139	mirror knitted Fonzie's burnt bone belt of courage	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Cold Resistance: +3, Spooky Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2025-12"
12140	scorched skull trophy of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Last Available: "2025-12"
12141	flavorless mirror wing bone	3	decent	Last Available: "2025-12"
12142	artisanal spinning weak skeleton venom	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2025-12"
12143	modified squat baked bone meal	1		Effect: "Well-Oiled", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2025-12"
12144	wholesome plastic skeleton rib cage	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2025-12"
12145	sage plastic skeleton skull	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Last Available: "2025-12"
12146	sage plastic skeleton Crimbo hat	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Last Available: "2025-12"
12147	assembled plastic Santa skeleton	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12148	sleigh	0		Familiar Weight: +10
12149	blinking undertakers' forceps	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12150	bone-polishing rag	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12151	shaking cool scorched skeleton mask of dire peril	0		Moxie: +5, Weapon Damage: +20, Last Available: "2025-12"
12152	toasty scorched skeleton shirt of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Hot Damage: +5, Last Available: "2025-12"
12153	flame-retardant scorched skeleton pants of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Hot Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2025-12"
12154	messenger parrot egg	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12155	pulsating buryable chest	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12156	gray Shanty: Let's Beat Up This Drunken Sailor	0		Skill: "Let's Beat Up This Drunken Sailor", Last Available: "2025-12"
12157	Shanty: Let's Beat Up This Drunken Sailor (used)	0		Skill: "Let's Beat Up This Drunken Sailor", Last Available: "2025-12"
12158	Shanty: I'm Smarter Than a Drunken Sailor	0		Skill: "I'm Smarter Than a Drunken Sailor", Last Available: "2025-12"
12159	Shanty: I'm Smarter Than a Drunken Sailor (used)	0		Skill: "I'm Smarter Than a Drunken Sailor", Last Available: "2025-12"
12160	Shanty: Look At That Drunken Sailor Dance	0		Skill: "Look At That Drunken Sailor Dance", Last Available: "2025-12"
12161	Shanty: Look At That Drunken Sailor Dance (used)	0		Skill: "Look At That Drunken Sailor Dance", Last Available: "2025-12"
12162	tumbling Shanty: Who's Going to Pay This Drunken Sailor?	0		Skill: "Who's Going to Pay This Drunken Sailor?", Last Available: "2025-12"
12163	Shanty: Who's Going to Pay This Drunken Sailor? (used)	0		Skill: "Who's Going to Pay This Drunken Sailor?", Last Available: "2025-12"
12164	Shanty: Only Dogs Love a Drunken Sailor	0		Skill: "Only Dogs Love a Drunken Sailor", Last Available: "2025-12"
12165	huge Shanty: Only Dogs Love a Drunken Sailor (used)	0		Skill: "Only Dogs Love a Drunken Sailor", Last Available: "2025-12"
12166	Crymbocurrency tattoo	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12167	curative Herculean fireproof bonesaw	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2025-12"
12168	asbestos-lined smartaleck's vermiculite shield	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2025-12"
12169	narrow ship's lantern of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Last Available: "2025-12"
12170	wobbly crafty slick heat-resistant harpoon pistol	0		Moxie: +10, Maximum MP: +10, Last Available: "2025-12"
12171	spoiled traditional gingerloaf	3	crappy	Last Available: "2025-12"
12172	lousy Scotch and eggnog	4	decent	Last Available: "2025-12"
12173	Vulcanized counterskeleton elixir	0		Effect: "Covetous Robbery", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2025-12"
12174	practically non-alcoholic tolerable &quot;salvaged&quot; wine	1	good	Last Available: "2025-12"
12175	spinning The Encyclopedia of Holiday Funerary Rites (used)	0		Skill: "Holiday Burial Knowledge", Last Available: "2025-12"
12176	maroon crate of prize-winning cheese	0		No Pull, Last Available: "2025-12"
12177	rotten immense wedge of prize-winning cheese	10	crappy	Last Available: "2025-12"
12178	Vulcanized double-improved gummi fingerbone	0		Effect: "Big Punkin'", Effect Duration: 57
12179	lightning-fast veiny glimmering crystal	0		Maximum HP: +10, Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2025-12"
12180	boxed Heartstone	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-02"
12181	Heartstone	0		All Attributes Percent: +25, Experience: +3, HP Regen Min: 15, HP Regen Max: 20, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Steal Monster's Heart", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heartstone: %kill", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heartstone: %banish", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heartstone: %stun", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heartstone: %luck", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heartstone: %pals", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heartstone: %buff", Last Available: "2026-02"
12182	mirror Thwaitgold meat bee statuette	0		
12183	loose Meats	0		
12184	huge Archaeologist's Spade	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12185	boxed Archaeologist's Spade	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-03"
12186	shaking dinosaur bone fragment	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12187	fuchsia narrow Pork Elf pottery shard	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12188	spinning 2015 landfill detritus	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12189	intact dinosaur egg	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12190	fossilized cow femur	0		Familiar Weight: +5
12191	unopened Pork Elf toiletries kit	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12192	Pork Elf toiletries kit	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12193	frozen pressed Pork Elf mouthwash	0		Effect: "Okee-Dokee Computer", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2026-03"
12194	cold-filtered denatured quadruple-irradiated mirror Pork Elf deodorant	0		Effect: "Wreathed in Smoke", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2026-03"
12195	quadruple-polarized pickled Pork Elf toothpaste	0		Effect: "The Dinsey Way", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2026-03"
12196	bolt of fabric	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12197	red censurious ruddy and dress	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2026-03"
12198	skewed Van der Graaf wholesome and dress	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2026-03"
12199	Vulcanized frozen dinosaur bone broth	0		Effect: "Vitali Tea", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2026-03"
12200	jittery upside-down gnawing bone	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12201	pulsating tumbling dinosaur bone club of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2026-03"
12202	deadly dinosaur skull helmet of the storm	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2026-03"
12203	greasy dinosaur bone corset of the wise owl of the brazier	0		Mysticality: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2026-03"
12204	weak hand-crafted shaking skewed Pork Elf cough syrup	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2026-03"
12205	Pork Elf neti pot	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12206	huge Pork Elf medicine cabinet	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12207	Pork Elf sink	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12208	Pork Elf toilet	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12209	moldy gigantic rat pizza	7	crappy	Last Available: "2026-03"
12210	blue Fleek&trade; mascara	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12211	hoverboard of the brute of doom of the early riser	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Adventures: +7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-03"
12212	olive perfumed hale dangerous left shark fin	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Maximum HP: +20, Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2026-03"
12213	pulsating occult fitness tracking bracelet	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-03"
12214	dehydrated green candy bone	1		
12215	jittery tumbling wrapped Baseball Diamond	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-04"
12216	Baseball Diamond	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Last Available: "2026-04"
12217	decent discarded hot dog	4	good	Last Available: "2026-04"
12218	enchanted mediocre most of a beer	3	decent	Effect: "Stinking Cloud", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2026-04"
12222	tumbling pasta wand loot box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-05"
12223	<span style='padding: 2px; color: #ff8000; background-color: black;'>legendary pasta wand</span>	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Stench Damage: +5, Hot Damage: +5, Cold Damage: +5, Sleaze Damage: +5, Spell Damage: +10, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Spell Critical Percent: +15, Pasta Thrall Experience: +1, Single Equip, Display Name: "<span style='padding: 2px; color: #ff8000; background-color: black;'>legendary pasta wand</span>", Last Available: "2026-05"
12225	twirling legendary noodles	0		Last Available: "2026-05"
12226	decent snack-sized narrow can of tuna	2	good	
12227	rotten alien salad	4	crappy	
12228	delicious ratbatatouille	4	awesome	
12229	bland pulsating onigiri	4	decent	
12230	normal crudit&eacute;s	3	good	
12231	decent sauced mutton	3	good	
12232	spoiled snack-sized hot honey ant	2	crappy	
12233	decent tomb aspic	3	good	
12234	adequate thick shaking later tots	5	good	
12235	rotten Frutti di Scatoletta	3	crappy	Last Available: "2026-05"
12236	snack-sized decent Pesto alla Marziano	2	good	Last Available: "2026-05"
12237	adequate tiny Arrattabbattabiata	1	good	Last Available: "2026-05"
12238	jumbo decent Orzo di Riso	5	good	Last Available: "2026-05"
12239	delicious narrow Pasta Grimavera	3	awesome	Last Available: "2026-05"
12240	stale fancy huge Linguini Ubriacapa	10	decent	Effect: "Category", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2026-05"
12241	normal miniature Formica e Pepe	2	good	Last Available: "2026-05"
12242	jumbo stale enchanted ghostly Tubetto Gelatto	5	decent	Effect: "The Strength... of the Future", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2026-05"
12243	fancy half-sized delicious teal Gnocci Domani	2	awesome	Effect: "Antsy in your Pantsy", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2026-05"
12244	cyan Thwaitgold wallet moth statuette	0		
12245	blinking scabbarded Sword of S Words	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-06"
12246	second-hand synthetic sloth skin scabbard	0		Familiar Weight: +5
12248	blurry mega helmet	0		
12252	spinning huge huge hale beefy Space Soldier Helmet	0		Muscle: +10, Maximum HP: +20
12253	stale low-calorie premium turkey leg	1	decent	
12254	weak hand-crafted wobbly styrofoam cup of mead	2	EPIC	
12255	yellow sword of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40
12256	tumbling foul-smelling staff	0		Stench Damage: +10
12257	groovy lute	0		Moxie Percent: +10
12258	pulsating blurry shrink-wrapped Cup of 13s	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-07"
12259	Cup of 13s	0		Booze Drop: +60, MP Regen Min: 4, MP Regen Max: 8, HP Regen Min: 8, HP Regen Max: 13, Last Available: "2026-07"
12260	lightning-fast studded The Wizard's Android of the blizzard	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Initiative: +40
12261	flash paperwad	0		
12262	squat spinning juggling ball	0		
12263	bouncing squat savvy tactical jester's cap of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Mysticality Percent: +20, Combat Item Damage Percent: 50
12264	single-use sword	0		
12265	jittery flimsy plastic helmet of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15
12266	maroon flimsy plastic greaves of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20
12267	gravedigger's flimsy plastic breastplate	0		Spooky Damage: +10
12268	jittery flimsy plastic shield of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25
12269	packaged Portable Laughing Stock	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-07"
12270	fireproof healthy Portable Laughing Stock of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Hot Resistance: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Taunt Your Foe", Last Available: "2026-07"
12271	Sherlock's gravedigger's Staff of Anachronistic Churning of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Spooky Damage: +10, Item Drop: +25
12272	yummy miniature classic banana	2	awesome	Last Available: "2026-07"
12273	bland huge watermelon	10	decent	Last Available: "2026-07"
12274	stale pulsating quince	3	decent	Last Available: "2026-07"
12275	pulsating squat Interesting Coin	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12276	Interesting Coin Inheritance Letter	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-08"
12277	toothsome classic banana pie	4	awesome	Last Available: "2026-07"
12278	unsweetened vacuum-sealed essential banana decoction	0		Effect: "So Fresh and So Clean", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2026-07"
12279	super-enhanced double-frozen ionized banana quintessence	0		Effect: "The Two-Prong Crown", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2026-07"
12280	hand-crafted watered-down narrow Aesop Daiquiri	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2026-07"
12281	mediocre jittery Monkey Congress	3	decent	Last Available: "2026-07"
12282	stale snack-sized watermelon pie	2	decent	Last Available: "2026-07"
12283	diffused concentrated watermelon juice	0		Effect: "Like a Fish to Walter", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2026-07"
12284	galvanized Aqua Citrulanatae	0		Effect: "Oh Hamlet Hamlet Hamlet Hamlet", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2026-07"
12285	hand-crafted practically non-alcoholic Melonegroni	1	super EPIC	Last Available: "2026-07"
12286	acceptable mirror Melonade Spritz	3	good	Last Available: "2026-07"
12287	rotten huge tumbling upside-down quince pie	10	crappy	Last Available: "2026-07"
12288	galvanized triple-aerosolized blinking quince quaff	0		Effect: "Blessing of the Frozen Tortellini", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2026-07"
12289	pressed ionized wobbly Quickquince	0		Effect: "Macho Profundo", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2026-07"
12290	mediocre weak Quiskey Sour	2	decent	Last Available: "2026-07"
12291	tolerable spinning Quincea&ntilde;era Cooler	4	good	Last Available: "2026-07"
12292	drinkable Roth IPA	3	good	Last Available: "2026-08"
12293	jittery wizardly brainy underdraft protection	0		Mysticality: 30, Last Available: "2026-08"
12294	solvent	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12295	special miniature decent soybean futures	2	good	Effect: "Motion", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2026-08"
12296	polymerized mirror housing bubble	0		Effect: "Fruited", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2026-08"
12297	denatured moist Pixie-Swordz	0		Effect: "Berry Berry Cold", Effect Duration: 56
12298	Van der Graaf financial instrument of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2026-08"
12299	skewed teal avaricious forbidden hedge fund clippers	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2026-08"
12300	wicked selling shorts	0		Spell Damage: +5, Last Available: "2026-08"
12301	bear tattoo	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12302	narrow bull tattoo	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12303	hardened Da Vinci's 401k ring	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Damage Reduction: 3, Last Available: "2026-08"
12304	balance sheet	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12305	wet narrow invisible hand	0		Effect: "Greedy Resolve", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2026-08"
12306	alkaline moist extra-enhanced blue circle of overdraft protection scroll	0		Effect: "Become Superficially interested", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2026-08"
12307	non-dry oxidized mint	0		Effect: "Liquid Luck", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2026-08"
12308	savings bondo	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12309	huge homeowner's loam	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12310	compressed bouncing toxic asset	1		Last Available: "2026-08"
12311	vaporized upside-down intangible asset	1		Last Available: "2026-08"
12312	boiled liquid asset	1		Last Available: "2026-08"
12313	gross prophet chrysalis	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12314	cast entrails	0		Familiar Weight: +5
12315	drinkable spirit-forward narrow Malattia Becco Malbec	5	good	
12316	kneecapping contract	0		Skill: "Order a Kneecapping"
12317	Old Country cookbook	0		Skill: "Old Country Cooking"
12318	spinning Thwaitgold and beetle statuette	0		
12319	Blue Team scarf	0		
12320	Red Team scarf	0		
12321	pulsating huge meat shield toddler	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-09"
12322	can of shield tenderizer	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2026-09"