-1	acceptable Petite Porter	3	good	
-2	weak perfectly mixed Scrawny Stout	2	EPIC	
-3	bad practically non-alcoholic mirror Infinitesimal IPA	1	decent	
-4	practically non-alcoholic bad eggnogtini	1	decent	
-5	practically non-alcoholic perfectly mixed candycaine	1	super ultra EPIC	
-6	bad mirror braincracker sweet	4	decent	
-16	aged fermented honey	4	awesome	
-17	perfectly mixed moons-shine	4	EPIC	
-18	artisanal lime green gin	3	EPIC	
-19	aged ecto-nog	4	awesome	
-20	fancy acceptable yellow hot toady	3	good	
-21	lousy hot choculate	3	decent	
-49	weak artisanal pulsating Cyder	2	EPIC	
-50	perfectly mixed special Oil Nog	4	EPIC	
-51	watered-down lousy Hi-Octane Peppermint Jet Fuel	2	decent	
-58	watered-down special lousy Grimacider	2	decent	
-59	hand-crafted weak Isotope Nog	2	EPIC	
-60	perfectly mixed irresponsibly strong wobbly Mutagin 'n' Tonic	6	EPIC	
-70	weak acceptable Gin and Herring	2	good	
-71	hand-crafted watered-down Black and Tan and Red All Over	2	EPIC	
-72	bad Antarctic Ice Tea	4	decent	
-76	practically non-alcoholic drinkable CRIMBCO Ribbon Candy Schnapps	1	good	
-77	hand-crafted upside-down CRIMBCO Egg Substitute Nog Substitute	3	EPIC	
-78	weak lousy squat CRIMBCO Extreme Braincracker Sour	2	decent	
-82	perfectly mixed Horseradish-infused Vodka	3	EPIC	
-83	boozy artisanal Jerkitini	5	EPIC	
-84	high-proof acceptable Desert Island Iced Tea	6	good	
-88	weak acceptable Crimbo Saketini	2	good	
-89	acceptable twirling Crimboku Drop	4	good	
-90	aged Flaming Crimbo Log	3	awesome	
-107	mediocre jittery Fortified Eggnog Slurry	4	decent	
-108	artisanal Hot Buttered Rum	3	EPIC	
-109	tolerable enchanted high-proof wobbly Spicy Hot Chocolate	9	good